TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] WARDOGS | HABIBI X COCONUTB | $1,000,000 TONIGHT GARUNTEED | UNLOCKING L2A6 TANK TONIGHT | #BUNGULATE
09-05-2026 · 11h 09m
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I'm gonna go!
Saturday!
Fuck it!
Yes!
Go!
How are you, Bungalows?
You guys are fine, Slur Saturday, gentlemen.
It is a beautiful day.
A day of salvation.
A day of dominance.
A day of vengeance and destruction.
A day that the red falls and the green prevails.
That's right, that's right, just got to make Donald's ad.
Ah, fantastic, fantastic.
The sauce of life, the sauce of life.
The green dillacrum.
I'm not muted.
Take a fork and put it down your urethra.
Listen gentlemen, today we are going to unlock
The L2A6 take and re-vengeance!
You're going to re-vengeance!
On every man that used it against us yesterday!
They will no pain, they will no destruction!
Because we will show them!
Also, I think I'm gonna keep the team small today.
I know I said this yesterday, but I actually mean it.
I, cause we didn't really follow through yesterday.
It's just gonna be me, Coco, and Habibi,
three-man shield team sexy.
We're going in.
Thank God, yeah, honestly guys,
I'm telling you, this game,
it's just too much going on
for there to be 10 guys in the discord.
He would hot sex me.
He was like, hey, I'm down to play with you today,
but not if it's a big discord.
Not if there's a bunch of guys in there.
Hot, no, I wasn't gonna play with Hotch.
I texted him.
And, oh, wait, hold on, I gotta check, see.
Oh, I texted him, he said, he said, uh, let me know if you're trying to game today as
long as it ain't 45 people in a discord I'm down.
So I told him that we could play, but he did not text me back.
It did not text me back, so it's, it's, Mr, Mr, I was gonna grab him because I had
to be at his thing later on.
We might be able to grab him with a little bit.
That was red, that's right Mr. John, that's right.
Wait, what did he say?
Uh, it, it's too heavy for the helicopter.
We need to hunt, say something,
is hunt coming over here?
Oh crap, we're already breaking our rule.
Oh God, if hunt story sets four people,
we're already breaking our rule right now.
Let's lose 100k in an hour, you mean?
Nah, eee, not gonna happen, pal, not gonna happen.
Not gonna happen, monster, not gonna happen.
Hunch later, perchance, get hunched.
Yeah guys, we'll check in with hunch in a little bit.
We'll check in with hunch in a little bit.
If he responds, I'll let you guys know.
Any person who rules the best will not stand by.
Thank you, John. Thank you. Thank you. Good. Yeah, I was I'm already I'm already kind of making him wait in the lobby
So we got a hop in and see how our boys are doing
Mr. Coconut, Mr. Happy bee. No, yo, yo, what up? I'm ready to rumble. Hello. Hello
You guys ready to go? Okay. Let me let me leave my lobby here
All right, yeah, I'm gonna join one. It's like super high pop. I'm talking like 95 dudes and then you guys join it. Yeah
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna join a high pop one with like 95 dudes. By the way, make sure all you guys,
we just, just appearing invisible actually stop people from joining.
I don't think so.
Oh, hold on.
I'm not appearing invisible.
Well, you were here last time. The thing that we're doing is
not to not get stream site, but apparently there's a way for people that have played with us
to join us based off recently steam played with. And that's how we're trying to
I would join a lobby with 80 people and then you know like Genji would join and she'd be like oh it's already full
and I think that's because there's a lot of guys during our steam recently played with so I think if we all go invisible it can't
People can't join on that. I dig. I don't know. Is that how that works?
I'm invisible right now
I don't really matters. Well, I know it doesn't matter for anything else, but the joining of it everything
Obviously he's gonna protect you if anything else
Hmm. Where do you see the players? I don't know what you see recent players
But my I I we had a hunch and then one of the bugulators that streamed a snipe this on our team actually told us
He goes I went to coconut's profile on steam and press join game
So do we just have to go private? I think we had to go private. Yeah, okay. Okay. How do you go?
See me don't go private. You have to go to your steam
And like your privacy settings you have to set up everything to private
We do that. How do we do that?
Okay, let me let me figure this out. What are your profile is under security? No, that's our security
What is it undead does anybody know what it went when it is with steam top left. Yeah, we see couple of steam settings
I
Don't want to go out to that though
We edit profile under privacy settings. I think it's called way closer. It's not Tom lab. It's
Edit profile
It would you see a profile? Yeah, I go go. So you got to go click on your name and then go to profile
My profile. I got it view my profile guide then edit profile on the right right below your level and profile guide
then
Privacy settings at the bottom. Oh my profile. We begin
Well, let's just do friends only so we can join each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense
okay friends only and then
Then we're good right and we're good. I
Hope so
But the way how am I gonna join you then because you're my friend
Oh
Hold on. Let me okay. Let me do this shit
I
Profile yeah, I got it guys. We're dead. We're done three teams going down guys
Yeah, I'm gonna play it now
Okay, all right. Um, okay, everybody's good. Oh, okay. Let's hop back in yeah
All right, okay now we're gonna join a game and then you guys turn up at me go go online though
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Go back online go back online. It's just friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, oh
I
Okay
All right, I'm gonna join a high pop one ready already three two one go. This one only has a couple slides
So you enjoy right now to be there right now
Can't join you. Yeah, blue. You're blue about you. Yeah. Oh shit. Wait. Let me see you invites
Wait, you guys are on here either way ever nobody's on here
I
Did it in invite? Oh, okay. Okay. I work here. I message. I'm a whorey shit. Oh get out of here
You've made a giant box bubble on my screen
Position two of two. Oh for fuck's sake. Oh my god. All right
Back out back out. Oh wait one of three. I'm already out. That's cuz I left
All right, let's see. Okay. Um, all right. I'm joining one right now. Okay. I'm doing
one right now. Yeah. Go it up. Okay. Invite, invite, invite, invite. So you go one for
a BB and one for Holy shit. Hey, yo, holy moly joining, joining North America, South
Number four four seven. Oh my god. You tricked them. You tricked them. You got them
Especially because there isn't a number four four seven. All right. I'm on green. I'm on green
I'm trying to do it right now, but people keep taking it. We will keep taking it. I can't join it
I'm deploying. Oh, I'm in. I'm in. Oh my god. We did it. We did it. We did it. Let's go
Let's go
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but don't as much escape yet. This is a solo server. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Don't wait. Wait. Hide your skin one more time. And we're gonna join our team squad. Here we go
I made a squad it's Bravo one Bravo one man. I'm in I'm in
We be a unit. I'm in. I'm in. We go. All right now. We're good now. We're good to go
We
We don't need to sell it anymore we already have
Ah hearty partner. I'm also with this uh
This hillbilly right here where we just were from
Ark and saw just married our cousins and we're ready to play the game
Hurry worry and always that
Oh
Oh
We have enough to unlock one either the head or the body which we generally body that's a head right and
body head of body
Missy E. Coli mr. Grim reaper my mother's voice good man. Good. I'm bad
And mr. Phil. I'm gonna put this in the way good man. Good. I'm bad
Thank you, my boys.
Thank you, my boys.
You're everybody's saying body.
I want to do body.
You go, please.
You sure?
I mean, even if I did-
You got a listen to them, they're not me, huh?
Yeah, fuck you.
Are you kidding me?
You know what?
This is a long time coming, Coconut.
Fuck you.
Not just as a player of the game, but as a real person.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
and then the Horry-Morry...
Horry cow.
Horry-Morry!
Horry-Morry!
Horry...
Horry fuck!
Oh fuck are you!
Ah fuck are you!
No fun to Hally!
Oh shit!
Come here I'm getting the Hally and then hearing it how they explode two seconds after is exactly how I thought today we go.
Oh, shit!
Uh...
Holy moly!
Dude, what is going on out there?
Dude, I don't know.
This pineapple guy's got a heli though, I'm getting in.
Wait, this has minor ADS speed improvements.
Oh wait, what? What does?
Oh my god, I literally, like, two XP from unlocking this, this muzzle.
This flashlight. Oh my god.
and then what?
Oh, look at that, we're at medical level 25
and like 99% in T.S., medical.
Well that's gonna, oh that's gonna up the game.
That's gonna up the game.
Which I'm telling you all you need
is the ADS speed improvements.
It's the best.
Yeah, who's an ADS first in this game?
I haven't been putting a muzzle on my gun
because none of them give you improvements.
They all take it away,
but there's one muzzle that I unlock
in like two seconds after I kill my first guy
Then we'll give me a muscle that actually increases ADSV.
Why did we use the bullies?
Is that actually good?
Have you used the bullies?
Is there anything?
Well, apparently it is, but I just...
You can't really see that well with it.
That's my only, like, fat pig.
You kind of have to be, like, on them, you know?
And if you miss the arrow, you're dead.
It's fun, though.
Like, if you one-shot them, I think it's a kill no matter what.
It's pretty crazy.
It's one shot to the chest, even with like level...
I doubt it's what's on System Level 3 armor, I doubt that.
I doubt that.
Maybe like Level 1 armor.
Maybe even Level 2 armor, I highly doubt Level 3 armor,
which I think everybody's probably about to get.
Like level 1 mine.
I'm level...
Ooh, I'm just levels away from level 3.
I'm right there.
What level is it to get Level 3 armor again?
Sixty, sixty I think.
I'm using level 4's on you.
58, 58 I think.
Oh
Where's he taking us are we going straight hot?
But all I know is I'm actually walking in today
I'm playing a little slower, and I'm getting a million dollars. I'm on lock. I'll see you. You know what I have not
Yeah, yeah, I'm really darn sorry guys. I you know that out to a six-take the people can use it
But I have
I
Jump by the church as we go read the church out
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Do not come, do not come!
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
I just need you to come here.
Damn it! I'm not killing anyone!
I'm dead.
Hey, holy boi!
What, what, what? Are you out?
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead behind you. Yeah, kind of far
We're still here. Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you
Holy bullies out the way because I see you got watch you. I see how watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna get you five
I can't shoot him. No, no, there's one to the northeast of you on the out the hills
Oh
Holy moly holy moly
One more this one more I'm gonna revive you I got you watch
This people to your north east be careful
You find reviving this buddy over here
I'm here enough. I'm here enough. I'll be there in a sec. I'm gonna get off to kill these hooligans. You're too early
Got him got him he's dead.
Can we go over here boy?
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
We're actually doing pretty good so far boys.
No warm up, bar no practice, bar no practice.
Careful there's still resin here boys.
You still got a team in the circle, where are you guys at?
We're killing the rest of these blues.
Oh.
And these reds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So these last two days of 12 hours seems to have absolutely destroyed my wish.
I'd just be like an old, old peanut.
I'm gonna poop.
I don't die for something.
I'm gonna poop, but I'm gonna be, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be kind of racist, but some people
might let it go because I guess I'm from a different generation.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going from that generation to the best generation ever.
Oh, okay.
I'm over there.
I'm over there.
I'm moving in I'm moving in go to the church and hold on we can see baby oh
look at shot at us oh you're on top of the hill at the church help up here
yeah I'm gonna circle but you're still coming oh they have a blackout they
were blackout big blackout big blackout big blackout big blackout
yeah it's got people it's got people in it right they got they got three
helicopters over here. I'm gonna pack my magazines hold on. Oh God. Where you at
have you been? Oh, we're on the hill we're getting wrecked. We're about to lose a circle.
We're pushing. We're pushing. Towards circle there's guys up on the hill. I'm gonna go
I'll be over here with you. I see another guy down here
I see a cookie landing and getting off this tower right here. We can just keep the tower
Look at the time. Okay, we can get the time coming. I think that's where they're landing other guys
I'm capping them.
They're landing! They're landing at the church!
We know you are right! You are right! Go! Go! Go! Go!
They're jumping off the church!
Move! Move! Move!
Come to you! Come to you! Come to you!
I'll be there early.
As you say! As you say!
I'm going towards the church.
Five hundred dollars!
There's some five hundred dollars going once?
Five hundred dollars?
Oh my God!
We're here, we're here!
Yeah, we got to get you.
Oh my God!
I'm the richest in the world.
Let's get him.
Hurry, hurry.
Hurry, Cal.
We're packing our bags in real quick.
Wait, where are you?
Hey!
I'm in the bush back in my bag.
Hey!
Get your bag down.
I'm reviving you.
Oh, what?
You are?
I'm reviving you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't touch me, he's infected.
I
Was coming back black clock black clock black clock
Let's take it down. Let's take it down. I said you guys in front of me. Oh
One side. Oh
My
Mr.. Holy shit, Mr.. Holy shit church. Holy yeah, there's two guys in front of me
One more guy in front of me actually.
Three head in the church? Oh yeah, I see him.
I fucked up, I need help, can you help me?
Got him, he's dead.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll push towards where I saw him.
I think I saw him, it might have been a rock.
I can just watch where I saw him right here.
I see him, I see him.
I need bandages, fuck.
Got the bandages on the dead bodies.
Yeah.
We are cooking boys.
We are cooking.
I see where we're.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
Cook them, cook them.
Got to be safe.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm ready to go.
Oh, Jeff, he's driving to the tower.
I'm low, I'm low, I'm low, I'm low.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
He's right on us.
He's right on us.
He's right on the hill.
He's right on the hill.
He's on the west.
I'm on him.
He said he'd be me so I'm so sorry.
Got him, he's dead, got him.
Got that, got that.
Oh.
Okay.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We are cooking.
We are cooking boys.
This is our first life of the whole day.
We're doing great.
Shots, shots.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We're actually gonna get that taken this day.
Oh my God.
Five day.
Oh wait guys.
Do we have any more nomenate here?
No.
No, I'm sorry. She's been
Oh, yeah, I'm on ammo. He's got you just got you just got you've said so hard
Really?
You think so? Yeah, he killed you and they said I'm sorry
Oh my god, yeah, I guess he doesn't see my actual name. Oh no. Oh, it was God that he'll
Bobby said
We push that tower the fucking let's do it. There's a sniper on top of the s lmg to give up
I'm looking for a G.
I'm looking for a G.
Is he a sniper upon me? Like North-South East?
Got another one? Another one dead?
Hi, sir. Fuck, I need heals.
I need ammo, I need ammo. I'm running low.
Yeah, I'm running low on ammo too, fuck.
Got another one? Got another one?
Fuck, I'm dead. No, oh, shit! I was botched on the fucking rock!
Crap, he's right for me, he's right for me.
He's behind the high rock, he's behind the rock.
I can bounce up and down, I can bounce up and down!
I'm trying to...
You're cheating.
I think I've got him.
I could be! You never know!
You never know!
Maybe!
Maybe!
Maybe!
Maybe!
Maybe!
Call me the burnt loopo.
You never really know.
It's all for charity though.
You can't blame me.
It's all for charity.
It's all for charity.
Opportunity I'm donating that $22,000 $15 back to the green thing
Hey, I mean your name is
Oh
You know what up, maybe you did this to decide I thought your name wasn't heavy me never mind
I could be just the guy starts you to tell you see my name when they kill me
Yeah, it's just on the left side of the screen in the kill all right. I thought your name still wasn't heavy me
Oh, I see a guy right there
On the hill on the hill right above us
Pena behind you Pena.
Oh buddy!
On the hill, on the hill.
Right where I'm at.
Oh, what the fuck!
It would have been helpful to mention he was bouncing on my deck.
I thought you'd be like the hell 40 meters away.
Oh hey, by the way Pena,
he could grab your wiener from where he's standing.
Literally said on me, on me, on me.
I don't know where you are.
I don't know, I don't know who you are.
Fuck you.
much and in the world that's what's it's it's up come on come on push me out
there I'm coming I'm ready I'm ready crap there's something for the tower to
it's all the guys oh it's over it's over don't get about the SKS I'll tell
you oh it's all the boys it's over it's all the way out there's no way out
was there's no way out you've got me pinned down
shall we set reset you must believe must believe in me you have to believe I
believe I believe so strongly right come here I come you ready
here I come brother oh don't you know behind you do not come no children left
behind
our ground boys we have our ground for the green team for the green team
Holy moly, I'm gonna try to just kiss one more time. Holy moly
Hey guys, we have 30 points
We're doing pretty good
This guy's got room this guy's got room
Oh
We could use some smugs
The ABC ABC's right on yellow on hot song
I
Really notice the difference
Minor ADS be improvements
Moderate as humans moderate ADS
enemies right now building
Is there a site that gives you better?
Well, you think this is what you can do right?
Only 950 keep
No
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We stickin' with Zondo?
I'm just going for kills.
Oh, shit.
Hi!
Hi!
I got a sniper sniping right now from 175 with me.
I'm gonna headle you right now, one sec, one sec.
Where is that?
You're a hero.
Yeah.
You're a hero!
I got a sniper, but I got a scope.
I got a scope we right here hang around you make is out of wednesday you give
me experience cause I'd
got no eyes taking a giant poo right now thanks for the company pee no problem
no problem well that's a tower up there and you're really working with a
lock down there aren't you we could he has before no
but they they always fuck up his door so he be rolling my boy I'm going okay I'm
gonna check it out
all right we are down south you got the weeds
for him that actually looks probably really realistic he's probably
Oh, yeah, elbow on his knees just leave it open. He's got the floor in his hands. There's a voice that pilots
I can follow us my back
We should be able to take this you need more mr. Wabble's and scream another console
Well, well, we're gonna do that rush ever again at some point. It means
Yeah, my girlfriend thinks I shouldn't drink during the day can you tell us just know what she's talking about
You don't need her king
You don't need her you don't need it. It's just
This thing how you do whatever you want. You know you can do whatever you want chief
That looks good for the soul.
I could have just taken the ABC.
I just jumped out of a helicopter and landed on the ABC.
Yeah, we took the drill. Nice, dude.
Let's get the fuck out of here. We'll go back to Hot Zone.
We got the drill. That means we have drones, right?
No, I don't know. We got field drones.
I'm gonna do it. Where are you? I'm scared. I'm lonely. I'm scared. I'm lonely.
Hey, we have people coming right here. I'm scared. I'm coming. I'm coming to take a
star. I'm very low. I want you to be my lover. I want you to be. I want to share
Let's keep looking at come here. Come on. Hold your hand from you match money
Or that's your money or wait
This guy over at your money mean again
They got the fucking
C I'll be your lover
Why the satellite on top the satellite on top of the ATC
APC. APC. APC. They parked their ATC next to our tower.
Wait, maybe that. All that stairs?
Oh, well done boys. Well done boys. It's that easy?
Whoa. No way.
It's been that easy the whole time.
I've been killing myself going and grabbing C4 and flying on back wasting $30,000.
Why would you do such a way?
Well, I mean, everybody's always told me to shoot the satellite, but I was like, well,
it's a tag.
I highly doubt 9x9 team ammo from an MP5 is going to do anything if I can take 5,000
rounds.
That was nothing.
That was nothing.
You got a couple boys.
You got a couple boys with you.
You shoot that thing.
Shoot that thing.
You shoot that thing.
Shoot that thing.
Shoot that thing.
Shoot that thing.
Shoot that thing.
Ooh, that thing.
Ain't nothing but a chicken wing.
Ain't nothing but a chicken wing.
Holy moly. Holy shit. Holy cow. Holy. Holy moly.
Are we in the northwest, Coco? Yeah, yeah.
I see a leg. Not at the house, right?
Are you in two cast? We gotta get some serious guawa.
I think you have one guide in the game, too.
Is that a thing? Oh, I do definitely can get one guide in the game.
100%
100%
Yeah
Yeah, I had one guy yesterday in the game. There was an IED under my house and it would explode if I stopped playing video games
That's why I streamed for so long yesterday. The reality was no IED and he was lying
But I had a great time so honestly thinking was he lying though for real?
Maybe it was a dime
Yeah, I gotta play it safe.
Gotta play it safe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're doing another 12 on stream today?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm doing another two.
Well, actually, yeah, you know, Saturday fucking, I'll go late, yeah, okay.
I'm already good job.
This is a good game.
I would say I'm going to get a headache, see if I have to be free with these
long streams.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
What are you doing with shooting me?
Nice, nice, nice.
What are you doing with shooting me?
Yeah, I need advantages.
This is nice.
This peanut's still on mine.
Oh, there's a cheater in the game, guys.
There's a cheater.
Where did they come from?
Yeah, look at the jet.
There's a guy up in the Sky Spin body.
It's already happening.
Yeah, look at the jet.
There's no way.
Holy shit.
Bad day to do that, chief.
Yeah, he's kidding
Damn from the helicopter, huh? Wow
How do I report him don't worry, I'm already texting the guy. Yeah, all right
We're going to buy the game again chief prepared to buy the game again. I hope that was a fun 30 seconds
That was a fun 30 seconds to achieve. I hope you had a lot of fun big man
Whip out that credit card, huh?
Whip out that credit card for me, will ya?
Oh, it's open crap?
Oh crap, it's open.
Uh, there we go.
Well, maybe the old hardware bandim needs to buy a new computer.
Even better.
You know what?
I'm gonna text the guy, see if they can hardware bandim.
That's even more expensive than buying a new game.
I'm not happy with the sks. I'll tell you
Everyone can refund. No, what if you get banned in a game on see if I don't do you a lot of refund?
What's he what's he a band even if you play for only one minute you you can't you can't be fun. Mmm. I believe I believe
Guys not takes me back
Uh-oh.
Ooh.
He's doing over there in the UK.
I don't know.
What time is it in the UK right now?
Is he awake?
It is.
It might be late.
Hey, I mean, the other side of this we could do is your shape, you know?
Yeah, we can.
We can.
Yeah.
Well, honestly, now with the open beta, we might have to do my lobby.
Yeah, yeah, we do.
do. Hold on wait let me just see if this guy responds like two seconds. It's not just him it's August as well report August. What do you mean it's August as well? This guy named August in the server August and we
enter. I don't know he's getting. They're saying in the global hoarding. August has zero kills. Mass support. Oh yeah it's 52 assists. Yeah no he's the one flying around. Yeah that's kind of crazy.
Oh it's kind of crazy and they have two hundred millisecond ping. They have a 270 ping.
Well yeah he doesn't, yeah this guy's definitely from Europe or some shit up.
This guy here from America, this guy's just cheating on him. 52 kills, what is this?
Did you guys leave the game? No, no, no, no, no.
Oh I'm hoping this guy can just, I hope this guy just takes me back and just gets rid of him as we keep playing.
Yeah, I'd be nice. I'd be pretty cool. I think you might be out for dinner asleep or something
You want to do your shit, B? No, no, no, let's wait like she said since we see this guy's body
What are the odds that I spawn on the APC and
I'll do it. He's just gonna kill you. I just spawned. I see as I came out of just everybody on the lap
Yeah, dude, that's pretty yeah, look at the map is just dead dead symbols everywhere
Appreciate oh, yeah
Uh
This guy is not I love he's on his computer
Outwear band does nothing no it does something
Because if you hardware band a cheater they have to pay for a spoofer and that just adds to the money that they're spending on cheats
guys we're losing what five minutes of time if this guy's to find sheets and a
spoofer and a new computer a new account well I guess not right now because
so would be that that's a lot of money for this guy
Hmm
The butthole come guys here. Oh, oh, oh, he just takes it back or slash the SKS guy
I can't say what he said, but he's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy.
Yeah, he's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. Um, well, I can't, oh,
I can't. Okay. He said, got it. Uh, tell him everything you said, even the part
where you all of it's all of it's a shirt see he said got it we basically we're
basically letting everyone see right now because we're watching everything they're
doing just by to learn from them and see you know that way they can prepare for
the real the law to the game but we'll ban but we'll ban these guys and kill
their families in the game of course I'm sure he's talking about in the game
Of course, of course, I mean it goes on set. It goes on set of course. Yeah. Yeah, it goes on set
Okay, I'm not and well, I'm not okay. Well, then he well he he he clarified
If he was talking about in-game or not, and I don't think I'm allowed to sit on twitch his clarification
I guess there's no point in reporting
Oh they'll get these guys. I don't know if they'll be able to get these guys though.
Oh look at the chat! Look at the chat!
The chat! The developer just bobbed him with rockets. Do you see that?
All Augustan lavators just tied to rockets from the developer.
Hey! Hey boys! Hey! Hey!
WDEMS! WDEMS!
Alright, I'm smiling back.
Thanks, boss. I appreciate it, brother.
I mean if that is true, and they're they're kind of letting them cheat to learn from them
So they are prepared for the real answer the game. We buy a lot of that a seven day
The John Wardog John Wardogs
I'm standing by
I'll be
Consistently get rocketed. Don't play them. Yeah. Yeah, just kind of play with them a little bit. If I was a dad, I'd play with them all
Time. Oh, yeah, he's still in the game. Yeah. Yeah, one time, you know
Snipe them from all the way from base one time
I
We still get wrecked up there. I don't know
You should be a PC other stuff out there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait. We don't leave yet. Don't leave the spot yet
We guys don't eat the spot yet. The guy just takes me John. We're not gonna take me. Oh shit
Don't leave the spot yet! Don't leave the-
Oh, goooood!
Oh, let's see...
I can't move. How do you move?
Uh, the fix of the problem, we just gotta-
We just gotta wait a second.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Makes total sense, it's red team?
Yeah, those cheaters were employed by HOTS!
That's what's going on!
That's what's going on right now!
until that moment.
What are you guys talking about?
Yeah, I'll suck it again.
I'll suck it again.
I'll suck it again.
You've been on diet?
You've been on diet?
I'll leave you diet.
Come on.
That's evil.
I'm sure there's another helicopter here you can get on,
but.
What?
The hacker shot me shot me through the APC like while it was inside
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta say the lobby we guys in that in the fingers a
Yeah
I'll fuck you.
I'll fuck you.
You're either preparing for a big ceremony or banning these people.
I'll fuck it
Wrap it up those friars
This is actually a lot speed a third place. Oh, yeah, I'll be a third place after this
I'm just out there in the world, dead, talking to the bread team, they send enemies around
I'm a great little party. I'm just relaxing just just hanging around
He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
Hmm.
Ah.
He's hanging around.
He's hanging around.
You lost so much money, bro.
Yeah, I am not good on the money,
but I've got $36,000 left.
Not a good deal.
Not a good deal.
Hmm.
No, I don't know because we're choosing between
95 real players and then potentially a cheetah or
99
Stream snipers it's good
I'm gonna try and see how the pub service for as long as possible, but if we saw if we see another cheetah today
We'll just switch over
That's a good question you guys think they'll add a vote kick option I doubt it
I doubt it for public servers. Hey me. I don't know
You believe these guys got helicopters wasting your money. I bought this helicopter
What a smart actually I was gonna say that that's a smart play
Good job. Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Thank you
But by anybody's surprise that there's already cheaters first off number one
There's no shortage of losers in this world
There will always be fucking losers and secondly based on what John Wardogs over here is telling me
I think they're kind of letting the man on purpose to learn from them in the beta and
Then that way they can take a bigger action when the game actually comes out since ever tan
Based on what he's telling me. It's always time. That's that's what I would guess
You know what happened to get in the water?
I'm in the car and I'm out of the office.
No, or a car somewhere.
Wait, you think he's taking the tube?
You think he's taking the tube to work?
What's a tube?
What is that?
A tube.
The tube is what the British call public transit.
The tube.
Really?
Oh, the tube.
Oh.
Yeah, but they have a little shit.
I think they add a little shit to it.
He was mid-crack?
mid-crack help me with the crack
from peanuts he sees it
those gates the top of the speed
help me please help me please
oh oh he says it takes so long as
they're getting DDoS at the same time
perfect as I said before there is no
shortage of losers in this world. There's no shortage. There will always be lots of them.
There's always going to be lots of them. I wonder what the plans are. Do you guys think
these guys are acting as losers? I have no idea. I highly doubt it. Hey, I have an anti-cheat
system that I'm willing to sell you. How about a cheat on your system so that you
I
Don't need that said I need to buy just selling cheese
Which are gonna become obsolete because they're using losers in the beta like idiots
Poor losers. I don't want to buy some vibe coded
Guys
Group later
Thank you, thank you, thank you, especially at the expense of the beginning of the stream. Oh my goodness. I just woke up
I've been doing 12 hours dreams. I'm not even ready. I'm not even playing it right now
Hmm
And Josh you wouldn't want to be in this game specifically
Replace Copa with Genji, please
off
They see us like what's there something that's what everybody in the game seems to think
It is might be this might be a move to the private server situation a certified move to the private service
Hmm
Hmm if we switch right now I can play I can play an entire last game
Yeah, fuck it let's rinse I mean we're gonna get shit on it in my private server though
Cuz everybody's everybody's we watch us. Oh wait. Don't wait. Oh, they're gone. What's God hold on wait?
Hold on. He's got one. Oh
Hold on now hold on now wait a minute hold on now
Oh, there we go. There we go.
All right. All right.
All right, hop in boys.
We're heading out.
All right, we've got to get the game now.
There we go.
There we go.
By the way, for those of you guys that think this is over,
we're probably going to be the most targeted for Cheetahs
today.
So if that, if more Cheetahs toward in the next five
minutes, do not be surprised at the sliders.
Because if there aren't teams in this game, you're jumping into this game specifically just to mess with us.
At least we could do is give the developers, you know, like, they're getting something out of this too.
Mmm, I'm locked.
We're helping them, you know, they let us play the game a little early, they give you private server, we're letting them help catch stream, uh, mmm, mmm, catch cheaters.
I'm just hitting hold after all of you.
Sorry, that took a while. You good, John Wardogs, you good boys. Thank you, my boy.
Please thank you. I get it. I get it. I get it. I know you guys get deducts and stuff
Brought me trust me. I deal with some pool against messing with my stuff through all the deck. I get it my boy
I lock it in boys lock it in. Oh
There's not right there. Are you a helicopter? You're my helicopter. Oh
Shit, there's a ton of them. This is coming at the stadium at the stadium at the city boys
I'm gonna keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
I'm taking the front, taking the front.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, where are you?
Oh fuck.
Oh fucking god.
I got swastik to worry.
Oh, bullshit.
I guess I'll take it over on Zone again.
They were on red team weren't they?
Yeah, yeah, they were on red team.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm already going to head straight now.
There he was. Oh, this guy's a cheater. That guy's a cheater.
As soon as you get killed.
Cheater!
Oh, oh, oh, hey, hold on now.
Oh, come with me, boss, come with me.
Coconut!
I need big money.
money coconut coconut coconut get out the thing we're gonna get it we tried come on
go go come on come on come on come on watch we gotta get inside but we gotta
I
Get in the circle where we're at the farm right the farm cook it up. Yeah, I'm trying to get inside this base
Coco Coco
Okay, I talked to me speak to me come on speak to me myself boys
Nobody else here with me speak to me boss speak to me speak to me Coco
Oh
Fucking come on boys leave mine
Come on come on come on come on. I see I see it
I got my I got my crew I got my crew it's a small crew. I got my crew
Yeah, small by agile small by agile oh yeah 30 back all right let's head over to my
server that's what I would buy server yeah yeah yeah yeah hey Gina I'm gonna go
ahead and I'm gonna go ahead and I don't believe it did you leave I'm gonna
Yeah, I'm not just yet. Hmm. Okay. What do you think? Have I called out the five minutes of another Tina comes?
What?
Yeah, we might want to go to my supermars
What are you right now?
No, I'm already love is you're done. No, he's not okay. I'm headed out. All right. We're doing our server boys. We're doing our survey
I
Wait me here invite me
No, I'm not gonna bite you. I'm not gonna bite you. Yeah, I will go to my server, right?
Yeah, I'll invite you to your server. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you
Have not seen my server I don't see
Oh
My not be at my not be good boys. That might not be good
That might not be good project zombies looking a lot better at my not be good. Let me yeah moment now
Let me see my own
Let me take a little beat. Let me take a little beep right here. Hold on now
Hold on now. Let me take a little peep over who she do is he out?
Take a nice little
How about how about I go
To the toiler the what?
the toiler
the what I
Was gonna say watch me, but you always fucking shit on me every time I say washroom. I thought it's called it's called the restroom
what are you fucking taking a nap in there no why the fuck's it called a
restroom then wait guys I wait oh wait I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm
in I'm in I'm in oh Ellie I need to start it back up for us I do it like I
do it like I do it like I do it like the laboratory what do you think about
laboratory oh shit it's the new map it's a release oh fuck oh shit the
Oh, no, I'm pushing in the match.
Sorry, a lot of stuff going on today.
A lot of stuff going on today.
All right, stuff going on today.
My bad!
My B, my B, my B, my B, my B, my B, my B.
I probably shouldn't be showing this right now,
but it's too late.
I just need to watch your wives, I just scream, go ahead and have my screams.
Oh wait, how's, how's Coco gonna, oh wait, Coco's waitlisted, right?
Uh, yeah, Coco's waitlisted, yes.
Alright.
It put us in the same fucking map.
Oh my god.
Hold on, where does that get me?
Is that you or Burkhani?
Let's do a say what's yours any I like was any better? Let's do
Yep, I'm changing I'm changing it
All right, there we go. All right. I think she was any all green wins. I hope green what the fuck why is it big blue?
To me the way that bullshit. I agree
Green is the color of rebirth. It's the color of spring mm-hmm. Yeah money
It's the color of money and this other stuff, too
Exactly it's the it's legal somewhere. It's nice. Now legal elsewhere
The God to the the devil's weed concha the devil's weed. Yeah
Yeah
We all know I'm gonna call to the angels
Yeah, the angels we the angels we a god coconut. I'm gonna come calm calm
Yeah, I call them
I'm giving it a quick down. Give it a quick down. I didn't eat my luck. You might want to call folksy, too
Okay, good thinking good thinking I'm actually bought the pussy fun. Oh
You bought you for real. I think you did I think you did I think you did crazy. That's crazy coconut. Where are you?
We're joining we're joining my service
Got 20 or you get 19 seconds, right?
All right, okay, I'm in you image
I'm going I'm going to take a fucking nap in the restroom. I'll be back. Oh sounds good sounds good
And we gotta get on the screen team guys guys everybody else toward the blue and red. I need to keep I need to get on the green team
Coco's Katie sucks because he's f o v-log wait who can't change the f o v. Oh
Oh
All right, okay
All right, you got I'm here. Let's go. Okay. All right. You got okay
Hello, hello. Hey coconut. How you doing boss? How you doing? I'm back. I'm back. How you doing pretty good
By the way, what's those two cheaters were banned another one joined right after?
Yeah, yeah, this liver. Yeah by server by server. Do I'm not gonna lie to you this?
this might not work today.
Because I remember I told you that they're letting the cheaters in on purpose to learn
from them.
Yeah.
Even if I, I mean, because I can obviously ban cheaters, but if they're joining every
five minutes of wiping the map, there's not really much we can do.
Yeah.
I can't get on the green team.
He's motherfuckers.
He's motherfuckers.
It's Tuesday.
He's motherfuckers.
I just take it.
No, I'm in, but I can't get on the green team because he's taking the green team spot.
I'm joining.
Take some people.
That's it. Yeah.
But I don't tell you who's on the green team though.
I said to keep you on random.
I'm back.
I see. I see green. I see green.
All right.
I called Dr. Peanut Butter.
There's a man.
If this if this doesn't work like what else do you want to play?
I don't know.
Name names up.
Is that cool?
Yeah.
We'll play something else today if it doesn't work.
But we'll be loud and say we'll do that in a second.
I can't join you can't even do the server at all. Here's a green guy. We've got a poopy
Django
Crash out lol a dirt nasty
I'm just I'm just calling out. I got you. I'm gonna get him. It's another one. Okay. You getting in you getting in cocoa
I'm in yeah, I know but I'm trying to get up a team. Oh, I'm in the video. I'm gonna get him
I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. How do you get it so fast?
All right, let's do it now. Okay. I only have $41,000
She's dressed. Yeah. She just cries. I need to cook. I need to cook. I need to cook. I need to cook viciously
I need to cook viciously. I need to cook very viciously
What am I cooking? I need to cook viciously. I need to cook viciously
I
You could make you say I need to cook basically
Hey, you could make you sleep
All right, I'm gonna go
Oh
I love shooting music.
It's looking for me.
Can you hear people?
Can you hear people or no?
Oh, I hear people.
I hear music.
Some guys blasting the sound of
five music.
Wait, are you in the helicopter?
No.
Wait, are we going to turn this
on?
Do you want me up?
I'm telling you what?
Oh, shit.
I'm not even in your guys'
server.
What the fuck?
Do we need you out in the
server?
Wait, are you...
Are you on someone been
lauding?
No, I'm not on someone
been lauding!
I
Okay, all right, okay, okay, I'll second people are you joining you join in tell me when you're in the queue
I'll second people what's in the queue you want names you want names? No, I know I want to tell him
You know what to the queue I'm useful useful or I'm good good people here we go
Are you a are you a dog useful?
You try keep trying keep trying keep trying. I'm spamming you trying keep trying you try keep trying. I'm just kidding everybody. I'm kidding everybody
Keep trying keep trying
Holy shit. Are you in what you kick? Oh, no pilot you kick my pilot
Why did you leave? Oh my god
Why did you wait? Yes, you and Ampk's like 10 fucking minutes!
I had to fucking help my mom with something!
FUCK YOUR MOM!
YAY!
Okay, I'm gonna keep digging people. Here we go.
Alright.
Let me know what you had. I'm just digging people one by one.
Dude.
Can your punky later stop?
Guys, please let me play!
Yeah, I'm not I can't get in I'm gonna keep taking people just keep joining just keep joining
Okay, I'm in the queue. I'm in the queue. Hey, how many people are in the queue?
15 14 15 14 people here we go. Oh
What a crusty plunger
All right, I'm not kick pussy plunger. He's back alive. I don't oh yeah, I'm not gonna punch it
I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
What I'm coming. Are you in? Are you in?
All right, I'm coming. Yeah. All right. All right now. Can you get in the green team?
So 30 and nope
Okay, this guy's this guy this guy right here
I'm sorry, Mr. Swagger.
I'm so sorry.
All right.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Swagger.
Kick more.
Kick more.
I can't join.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Kick more.
Keep kicking him.
He's trying to hide.
He's trying to hide.
Kick him more.
Kick him more.
Kick him more.
Kick him more.
He's trying to hide.
Kick him more.
Is there a way to make it a private game, then we get in and then you open?
31 people on green.
I know.
I'm kicking more people.
No, I don't know how to do that.
32 people on green.
I'll give you people, I'll give you people, here we go.
Deploying, I'm in, I'm in, oh my God, let's go.
Are you on your end?
Okay, there you go, all right, okay.
All right, now we're gonna go, here we go.
I heard you guys squad, let's do this.
Okay, now it's time to play the game.
I'm so far away from the circle. It's not funny. Oh my goodness.
All of you boys follow me, gang. Fuck your mom.
Dude, are you serious? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
You guys, wait guys, join my squad, join my squad,
wait, oh you're in here, okay.
I'm locking in boys, locking in.
Hey, how are you?
Okay, I'm with you guys.
I like you, Mangle, I like you, Mr. Mangle.
Cory, I'm Cory.
Guys, I have, my voice isn't working.
People can hear me, but I can't hear others.
Oh, dude, fuck my ass a thousand times.
we are running into every potential problem
that could possibly happen.
Hey, can you hear me, boys?
No, I honestly thought that it was gonna go like this.
I really did.
Eexo with the open data?
Yeah, I was like,
it's only a matter of time before people start cheating.
That you know what,
you know what sucks is that none of these problems
are like the dabs or the game.
Which really says,
like they probably, you know,
poured their heart and soul into this game
and the people are trying to fuck it up.
The VoIP is down because they're getting DDoS'd
Cheetahs are here trying to promote their cheats. It's it's it's it's horrible. It's horrible. I'm dying
It's just a bunch of fucking losers. It's a bunch of fucking losers being just losers
Probably Al-Qaeda probably Al-Qaeda
Bombs and computers and we get bad for kids. You can't eat us boy. Oh guys. Don't worry. You can't eat us boy
I was just told
Okay, thank you guy. Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. Oh
Oh guys. No, we're all good guys. We're all good. Oh, never mind. We're good. Thank you guys
Oh guys. Oh, never mind. We're good guys. Never mind. We're good
We're good. Oh
That oh, that's right because what this news internet?
I remember though the developers actually take what I'm saying write it down on a letter and bring it to my teammate to
His house and read it out loud. I
I forgot VoIP is an internet now.
Now VoIP is not using internet.
You can't DDoS it.
You cannot DDoS it.
It's impossible.
It's literally impossible.
This game's VoIP system is based off carrier pigeon.
You fucking dumb!
Are you a dumb motherfucker?
Hey, thanks guy.
Is this house in front of me?
Hey!
There's guys up here too.
I got one of me. I got one of me. I got a kill. I got a kill.
Got one! Got one!
Where you going? Where you going? Where you going?
We're facing a whole team here. And a lot of these boys.
Yeah, I'm actually, I'm actually, holy shit.
Push through here, push through here.
I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!
Don't you worry!
I got one of me. I got one of me.
Little bit of packet. Thank you. Thank you. Mr. Pretty shit. Thank you. Good job. There's some shots behind me
I think there might be a guy behind me. Okay
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah over here
I'm just back in space over there
Guys on me there's dude in the house here on my body
Like right here in that house
Oh god, oh no. Mr. Horny said come with me.
Who'd be? Mr. Horny said, Mr. Horny said, what are you?
I'm with you, I'm with you.
Show yourself, demon!
Is that your name?
No, no, no, it's someone else's.
Did Grenades really blow up houses like that?
Dude, yeah, that's just a...
They made a paper. What the hell?
That's a quarter of that house got.
Can anybody in the military tell me if Grenades actually blow up houses like that?
I appreciate they don't do that.
I'll put it in the sauce right here.
Next to us?
No, no, no, no.
Okay, no, they do not.
No, they do not.
Maybe there's like a super powerful grenade.
Something like a crazy one.
You know how it's wondering?
You know how the atom bomb is just splitting an atom and that's how it explodes?
Yeah.
What?
Ooh, yes, you know.
Why couldn't you just carry a grenade in your pocket that has one atom in it?
When you pull the pin it just splits the atom and then you throw it then boom atom bomb
It's all like an atom is very big. I mean you can fit that you put one down split it
What do you put a timer on the splitage? Okay, chief?
I don't think you're running away on foot from an atom bomb. I think this is like a
You know take everyone down with me scenario. I think everybody everybody
Makes a five-second delay on the atom bomb today. It's you really get out of there
I mean, yeah, that is kind of meta. I don't know why they don't do that. I don't know. I don't know
Maybe to make an atom on your display like a hundred out of a lot of atoms. Yeah, that's hard to carry around
Maybe we're taking them doing that
But the casualties are too many. Oh, they already made the atom bomb though. I mean it's like about you
On this side!
Who's there? Who's there?
Got one, got one!
These football sides, did they meet an atom bomb that's a football side?
They did?
Oh, I just went football for sure!
No, it's not fucking me! It's me in that building!
He's not even anywhere near anyone!
Guys, on me, he's still standing there, he didn't even move a much longer killing me!
He's in the window in the window see the windows you right next to you just kill another guy guys
He's not even moving you know my body is in the windows. He right in front of me
It's a slanted window looking right at me not directly up though. Oh, okay
This yellow house right next to the yellow house
What the fuck?
Tell me about that?
What the fuck?
Adam Bomb is not cost effective.
What does that even mean?
Not only that, but it has to be close range right?
What?
I don't think that Adam Bomb has to be that close range.
Adam Bomb is pretty big.
That's all we need to do.
We do go out of bombs for a plane.
What I'm saying is,
let's just say,
that's what we're going to do.
is like let's just say you're going into war right and it's ten versus like a
billion guys right and you know you're gonna lose and you're the last man
standing and you're already bleeding out anyway what if you had a good name in
your pocket that was an atom bomb because it only takes one atom I believe
a split and then you just pull the pen kill yourself and kill all the other
guys all the other guys have to be short range right what is that mean
I'll be me is actually pissing me off right now. Let me what?
What a short range me what a short range me?
What?
You still bad killing you what if you what if they kill you before you fucking throw it?
What if you have come down?
Proview and
bomb and now your enemy has an atom bomb
Make it tied to a heart monitor that way if you die and pull some pen it's out
You would send it on a guy that's doing a solo mission that way there is no one else
You sit on a solo guy this we have solo mission against 10,000 guys that he knows is gonna lose and
and it's attached to a heart rate monitor.
So he just walks in and everybody's dead.
And he wins.
Zemad, guys, I'm making sense here.
Tell me why an atom bomb can't fit inside a grenade.
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
Because an atom ain't big.
It is not big.
An atom is very small, very, very small.
They make a note for, like, common conscience.
Oh, shit, I'm good.
That's not America's I'm all, you know?
That's more of like, you know, a half-anxie.
Yeah.
Sorry, he's just like, you know what?
He's just driving, man, like you know what I mean.
Well, I feel like America doesn't do that.
It's a work where we're like, you know what I mean?
Like, you know, we don't really need to.
Like, I feel like all this stuff is split.
What do you mean you people are split?
No, wait, what do you mean all this stuff is split?
You see Adam in like a really sharp knife?
Or like a, well, no, okay, obviously that's not how it works,
but like a science knife.
Like a scalpel.
Like, like a, what?
Like a, like, like it's implicit.
Imagine MCG7 grenade, like a ball, and inside it's like a really sharp laser plane, and below it is an atom.
And when you pull the pin it drops laser plane on the atom switch and half boom, everything.
Congratulations, you just gave a terrorist a crazy idea.
You're officially on the watch list.
Um, listen, terrorists, I, I, I, terrorists don't have that type of technology, okay?
Terrorists, I, I'm, I'm serious?
They're drinking water out of fucking rivers.
You show them an iPhone, they'll start carrying you in a large chair, pretending that you're their god.
Okay?
Terrorists.
Culturally appropriating my culture and I will kill you.
What?
What?
What's going on?
What are you saying your culture is
What with a single life right well, we're just thinking we got the box we're the outside the box right now
And in the box there's 2,300,000 people, and then there's one guy.
Yeah, yo, and my bugler has raised a good point.
Like, yeah, sure you're sacrificing one guy, but like, what if we just give it to like a, like a pedo?
And we just make the pedo go in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
And then...
No, I'm no foul, that's it.
And I'm not?
No, I'm no foul.
And then you go in.
I mean, sir, this probably comes from... I bet you there's a... I bet you there's a Captain America out there.
Oh, 100%! I mean, there's gotta be super soldiers. There's gotta be super soldiers.
This person did probably... a genetically engineered... through, like, Captain America freeze technology, a guy with, like, a 70-inch cock.
Oh, yeah.
100%!
He just kills people.
He just slashed you with it. Yeah, 100% because you don't expect that.
You would think a 70-inch cock wouldn't be very tactical in war, but you don't see that coming, do you?
Not only that, think of the shotgun.
Imagine if you saw a 70-inch, and you have a gun in your hand.
You're not gonna shoot him.
You know the war tactics shock at all?
If you just like that, you would whip out your cock, and these 70-inches, they'd be so shocked, they'd drop their weapons, and then BOOM! BOOM!
You'd snap with a big dot.
We're gonna have you concoction.
What the fuck are you guys?
Uh, I don't...
You're an absolute slacker.
In the zone, typeset.
Oh, darn it!
Darn it!
If I was a super hero, I'd be that tiny guy that goes up people's assholes and blow them up from the inside.
If I was a super hero, I'd be like...
Have you seen?
Who would my superpower be?
You turn into a really hard peanut and like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Instant, instant triple BVL.
I jump up, like I'm in the WWE.
I do a sitting chair position and I fluctuate my butt muscles increasing my BBL to times of text x10
And then I land on them and I instantly get your superpower
Absolutely, absolutely. You know what that would work. That would work too. It was like big tank guys, big tank guys
Yeah, and then I can go back and then I suck it back in and I can walk around and nobody would know that I'm a superhero
No one would know I'm a superhero like a hidden super hero
People people would look at me be like is that the guy with the juicy ass and kills people and I was and I would say
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. I don't really know
But in reality, I am that superhero that kills people with my butt
It's like a month
It has a juicy button kills people
Yeah, I definitely feel like an ant man
Like, like, fucking just go to tiny places,
go up places I shouldn't be, check shit out.
You know, honestly, yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
Get cool with, like, all the ants and stuff, you know?
Yeah, yeah, you dab up the, you know, you know the ants?
That there's the ants?
I think, I think ants, I think ants, like, by weight,
I have the most guys on the planet.
Oh dude, this is the strongest shit, ew.
Yeah, I know, exactly.
So they already have the most guys by weight on the planet
and they can carry like three times their body weight.
That means they can pick up the whole human race
like 10 times, you know what?
Yeah, they don't fuck with me all the time.
Their coordination is crazy, they don't fuck with me.
Exactly, exactly.
Dude, back when I used to have a pole,
there used to be ants all over.
So I saw this one little ant
and I would fucking put like a skittle
in the middle of the rock
and the ant would go back to his nest and tell his ant guys like you're gonna help them
and then I take the Skittle away
Oh my god, you're back when I had Chlamydia and my sit when it's like it was bitten by ants, I used to eat Skittles
What do you need? What are the chances?
What the fuck?
I don't know, I'm not too sure about that
All right. Well there's a connection there, there's a connection there, 100%
There's a connection there, 100%
100% no it's there, the piece of-
What about the bee girl?
What's the bee girl?
Who's the beater?
Hornet.
Who's the hornet?
The bee girl?
Does he mean the bee girl?
Ant-man?
Ant-man has a girlfriend?
Since when?
Yeah, he is.
He's the boss, he's the boss.
He's the boss.
No, I didn't mean the bee, I see.
Oh, she's got a boss.
The bossy.
It's a boss.
The bossy.
The bossy.
The bossy?
Yeah, what, the bossy?
Yeah, the bossy.
My mother is a good friend. It's a wishy.
She's got a wishy. She's a wishy.
I don't know.
Oh, a wasp wasp.
Did you wait?
Wait, so you told me that Ant-Man has a girlfriend named B-Lady?
Yeah, dude.
No, no, it's actually wasp lady.
It's wasp lady.
They both go to the size of a wasp and an ant?
They're like, fly around and shit.
But can the wasp lady go down in size?
Yeah, yeah, and wasp lady could be like at the size of ants
Together yeah, but I'm like a point of the that's the point. That's the point. Oh, no, that's that's a bad man
But I've never heard of wasp lady before
But that's his girlfriend. I didn't know that he just told me are you sure you're not making that out?
Well, dude, she's real. I'm for real dude. That's that's his girlfriend. She's she's in it to win it
She's gonna win it
Hey man wasp. That's that's them. That's the dark iconic little tiny mini duo
Yeah, yeah, well tiny tiny little pretty cool small duo
You just
So much money eyes are so much money. Oh my god
My god
Being an ant and fucking a tiny little boss. Oh my god. Not me. Oh my god. I thought I was holding down ship
I was holding down the control the whole time. Oh
Sorry guys don't forget to take your pilot. Because we're talking about ant pussy. Don't forget to take your pilot.
I
Can we all agree here though that the best Superman is Batman?
He's the best. What do you think that's fucked up?
I personally like Iron Man
Thanks boys, thanks boys
I'm out of his fucking hands, like, what the fuck?
That is true.
He's been named Cumman.
Who did not fucking scare you, dude?
If the Cumman showed up?
He said.
Fuck this, man.
Fuck, man, they should have.
Man, I would be actually pretty scared if Cumman showed up.
Oh my god.
Oh, god, what the fuck is Cumman?
Everybody stop robbing the bank.
Cumman is here.
He knows when you're coming before you come.
He knows the consensus to drive.
I mean, it would beat Spider-Man's ass, dude.
He's got cum senses, too.
is comes in just single
the moment the moment
you know you know
you're going to go to the irons
I'm going to go to 100% he's got
about a suit he's kind of fun
you know what
I mean stupid
there's been multiple times in multiple
movies where he has shown that he doesn't need
the suit you're not you're not superhero
that's what Tony Stark said yeah
Yeah, if you can't go without the suit, then you're not worthy.
Yeah!
Well, he was... so what did he do without a suit?
He's a fucking genius!
He can out-think anybody!
He like made a bunch of weapons from like Home Depot and like fucking...
Yeah, he made this in a basement with a box full of squats!
Tony made this in a basement with a box full of squats!
Why do you like Spider-Man?
I think Spider-Man, what are you talking about?
You see, in a cave, you see in a cave!
He's your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
Everybody needs a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
You know, they kill all the trash.
You know, all that, all this shit.
I don't really understand the transition from Spider-Man
protecting against, like, kind of like
just a couple thoughts in a neighborhood
to saving the planet with the Avengers.
That didn't really connect to me.
That's because he's the best.
Last week, he was beating up somebody
Somebody who's told home grandma's purse in history is that he's defeating Loki the god of deception coming out of a space portal with alien ships
And he's really making sense
The good boy Tony Stark
No
They could jump in happy, please
I'm cooking. I'm popping off. Yeah.
There's no cheaters, though, at least.
Spider-man, you're goat. That's why.
Spider-man, you're goat?
Oh, Mr. Indy, my God, my God, it's so good.
Man, it's so good.
Man, it's good.
I'm mad.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
You should be allowed.
Look at critical mass.
That's why, Mr. Knott.
Oh, look at that.
Mr. Knott, Mr. Knott, Mr. Knott, Mr. Knott, Mr. Knott, Mr. Knott, Mr.
Mr. Knott, Mr.
Mr. Knott, Mr.
Mr. Knott, Mr.
Mr. Knott, Mr.
Mr. Knott, Mr.
I'm gonna count your dick, man.
He said, oh, they can fly and shit.
What?
What?
Yeah, they can fly.
They're literal gods.
Thor, Thor can fly.
Ah, Thor can't technically fly.
He can throw a hammer and catch it as he's flying.
No, but he slings his hammer, like, and he goes really high.
I'll treat my cock and hit your face.
Go for it.
Ooh, it's gonna turn out to be a crazy Saturday.
Crazy Saturday with the boys.
Fuckin' was locked in, dick!
Why is there one fighting in this one random area?
No one's in the other hot zone.
Cause we gotta get to the hot zone ASAP.
You know what?
I feel like we're losing the game.
Yeah, we are.
We are losing the game, we gotta move it!
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I'm gonna go to the start.
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I'm gonna take the boys down.
I don't know what everybody's fucking doing here.
I'm gonna kill myself
In the game
We're gonna go
Let's take an helicopter and go to the
Hot Zone, yeah
As I'm losing money so so so so so bad
You serious another Bob, why don't you fuck we bug you in this can you build a bomb?
We need a bomb!
We need a bomb!
We need a bomb!
Alright.
Level 25 ammo drums.
We come on.
Do I have drums unlocked? I don't think I have drums unlocked.
Do I?
Hmm.
The smallest nuke ever made
was the W58.
Used it in the Davy Crockett nuclear recoil
list rifle made by the U.S.
It's about the size of a football.
as small as you can make it because you need
enough explosive to create the fusion reaction.
Okay, so we've, back to that previous conversation,
we've made a googly a bomb that's the size of a football.
So like, what if you just go over to Russia
and you're like, I think I just wanna toss you
and pigs get around.
And you know, they say whatever Russia's saying.
Yeah!
Or whatever.
And you toss it to them and then boom!
Or anywhere, Russia could be Russia could be anywhere.
You know take a third trip to Japan we can do anything. I don't know. I was just an example
But like maybe that could work me that up there. Oh, man. No, maybe can you make it to like a what's what new brushes?
Wait, if you see is up by the way
I want to bring the ACC down one sounds good. We are heading in boundable. We are in bound
Bear wrestling yeah, I believe you bear wrestling in Russia. What if you could make what if you could?
I've been a bear's butthole is pretty big you'd probably fit the nuclear bomb
Then see like a football in the bears butthole and when they go to wrestling boom
toss the bear
Well, you can just tape it to the outside of the bear they would see it and they know that that would be our bomb
Yeah, you gotta put in the bear. Let's see. Well
Anywhere, anywhere to conceal it would work.
We ended up in the same spot, I killed myself for no reason.
We ended up in the same exact spot.
Alright dude, get in the APC, we're taking tower one.
We'd be the most effective terrorist ever.
You'd be pretty creative.
Pretty fucking creative.
dude guys bring C4 to this church like we could fuck this shit up
I'm taking T1
Horry, Horry's dead
Horry, shit!
I don't like that guy
I don't like that guy right there I just saw him kill like five of us
I don't like that guy
This is my server I like to have people that are bad on it that guy's not bad
Watch this, you want me to take his ass down?
I want only shitters
Holy shit is on the server.
I don't know about that guy.
I don't know about that guy.
I got him. I got him.
Hmm.
You have a deep hook on you?
I've got a deep hook on me. Yeah.
Hmm.
Got it.
I think you can check.
I think you can check.
Holy shit.
Holy moly.
I think you can check.
I think you can check.
We gotta get to the zone.
We gotta get to the zone.
Come on, boys, to the zone.
can you ask the ventilator to bring a fob to the APC or to T1 which is short for
tower one one Bob tell what Bob was
what if I don't trust later here hop on it my good job body the waters
line
they are stepping from the south to the east right here
We're trying to push up on our back now, we need to change them.
He's out, he's out, he's out.
Probably more though, probably more.
Yeah, let's clear out that house, let's clear out that house.
All these guys gotta come with us, we got like 20 guys right here that aren't even in the zone.
Oh god, he's at the window, he's at the window!
I'm on, I'm on.
Got him, he's dead, got him.
Nice, nice.
There's one more, I just gotta shot again.
Oh my god.
We just need, who's the bungie there that's gonna be the savior of the fucking game, huh?
We need a hero.
He's got to be strong and he's got to be handsome.
And he's got to win the fight.
We need a hero.
He's got to be beautiful.
We need a hero.
He's got to be strong.
And he's got to be courageous.
And he's got to win the fight.
We need a hero.
He got just everywhere, boys.
I am not. I cannot cross any house. I'll get a shot.
It's one in the hills of the southeast.
All right. All right. All right. All right.
Oh, thank God. See, that's what I need in the game.
All right. Forty five year old dad, two kids right here
in talks with the force on with his wife.
This is why I need right here.
This is why I need right here.
Well I got shot coming up coming up
Well I think this guy's got me. Fart Slucker 420's got me
Fart Slucker 420?
My point is still not working. I gotta restart my game after this round
We might be getting pushed though
They're all the hell south east big. Just like five
I'm running through boats and I've got level three armor. I just have long guns. I've honestly
I've got the best armor in this whole lobby. That's why I keep surviving
Mm-hmm
That's much. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, please. You're back up
Yeah, fuck sucker 420 pick last. He got me. Oh, you're good. Oh, I thought for 2 420. Gotcha killed you
Oh, yeah, fuck sucker pick me up. Where's the soda? Oh, we're right next to it. Come on boys. I love the hero
We need
On I mean Dylan are you?
This is named is his name spelled d y l o n
That would be Dylan, I'd be Dylan the guy, Dylan the man, I'd be Dylan, that's how you pronounce that name, Dylan, that's kind of weird for you to say that, I don't feel like that's the way you pronounce it, but.
I
Got a lot of enemies over here a lot of enemies
A lot of guys are me a lot of guys a lot of guys are me
On me on me on me
I'm moving up, I'm moving up.
There's a lot of people here, there's a lot of people here, there's a lot of people here.
I'm 3 health, I'm 3 health, I'm about to die.
I'm surrounded, I'm surrounded.
I need help right now, I'm surrounded.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Not good boys!
There's a lot of fucking guys.
I gotta pack my bags, fuck.
You're on your own, P. You're on your own for a bit.
Okay, okay, watch!
It's clear that Tina doesn't know the five all-time greatest trappers of all time.
Alright, we should stop by.
Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon.
What the fuck is that?
It's pronounced Dylan, you dumbass!
Dylan! Dylan is how you say that name!
I killed you! I killed you! Are you here?
I'm still here! I'm still here! I'm good!
Oh shit! I mean, there's so many grenades!
You're moron! Moron!
What? That's...
That's how I killed my fartsucker.
Oh my god! Fartsucker, I swear to god.
Fartsucker just grenade me!
I killed you! I killed you! I killed you!
What? Is he stupid?
Oh my god!
You're like three guys!
three guys ready to hold on each other come with a grenade rather than a wall
fuck you five sucker whoo big bug I got you mr. big bug richie way much the
man who builds I'm a man who destroys oh we know why do I have a helmet in my
and not the fucking exclusive had a big one to die
keep on how do you die
and all right okay all right all right all right all right all right all right
Oh, yeah, but we're gonna let forever
When I was tough we were able to bench it's still poppin. It's still poppin. It's still poppin, but he's tired now
oh shit they're coming in my rear they're coming in my rear oh god oh my god
I'm coming I'm coming okay I'd say peanut you won't ban all the other all the
all the people using simers coming on said say you won't be able to be using
diapers and say you won't ban all the people using snipers you
man said said said there be double dog there be double dog there be double
double-nogged every double-nogged every every every every every I dare you
I already saw a threat today you don't have the balls you're he's on
Friday for suppose the threat you know like I understand why it like just
because the private server he gets it's like then wherever he wants
we're just trying to play the game together I hope you're watching
uh gargle my ball sack gargle on my ball sack please oh that's why that's why i'm doing better
oh fantastic fantastic you can't get me
i think i picked up the uh give me up i mean this guy's around you i'm assuming they're gonna
I'm coming to you though. Yeah, I think he's gonna get snipe by that snipe a guy
Shit get piece of crap
Solid reason that you said thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you good man. Thank you good man. We're building a base up
All right
right
All right, thank you boys
I
Back up back. I'm back. I'm gonna
I don't know why'd you said that like a making or something
Okay, you had your fun you had your fun chief. Yeah, I hope you had a lot of fun on the server
I hope you had a great time!
I hope you had a great time!
You don't get one more chance.
And I would give you one more chance.
Put that sniper back in the bed!
OH MY GOD!
Bullets! My biggest weakness!
I'm gonna go fuck that sniper!
What's he at? Is he at the car?
He's fighting it! I'm on a bandage!
FUUUUUUCK!
APC's spot, APC's spot right there.
I'm spotting here.
Oh my God.
Are we getting murdered?
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, bullets by weakness.
He got me.
He got me.
How's fun in the APC, how's fun together?
Oh man, that guy killed me again.
Oh, I don't know if I'll be able to contain myself.
He might have a one-way ticket to another service.
Oh.
That guy killed me one more time.
I'm giving a one-way fast pass to Lightning Lane.
Right to another Sammer!
Fuck that piece of shit!
Wanna sip of water?
Hmm.
Bad bullets? You had no more bullets! No more bullets!
You have to point it somewhere you gotta go pew pew pew pew!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ah.
Hmm.
Ah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Makes me bleed by our blood, that's right!
That's me, he said.
Well, Mr. Nut, it's my birthday and we are celebrating with a voodoo.
The boys wanna know what's your favorite voodoo?
I like the fruit boys, the blue one!
Happy birthday, which is the most magical of activities!
Mr. Peabog!
Hell yeah!
I did not. I did not.
Anytime! Anytime, boys!
Hmm. Hmm.
It's once the portion where you were talking about the Atom Bomb Grenade, I think you're slightly disabled.
Please, sorry, brother.
It's a good idea. You just got us!
It's a good idea. It's a very good idea.
You just didn't think of it first
That's what you went on here
All right guys, I'm back alive
Are you doing pretty good just hanging around over the hot zone?
I wonder if in the infantry only mode if you have to walk from the main base through the war zone
That probably is the case you think show yeah you don't be sick in this game
and added a night vision night spec ops mode night spec ops mode yeah like night
it's nighttime and everyone's night vision dog the silence well that would
be sweet that would be sweet that'd be pretty fucking sick
I
Don't we got we got we got guys coming in right now
I think right in front of you. Yeah, you're a lot of children for me again. I love you something. Oh
Oh my god, dude, dude, dude in the boys
I'm coming on
Beepbog no one one dead beepbog. I got too much
I
Hop on I'll back up but I did $2,400 that one. They got like special
That's a bit about me I got to watch
Let's go
There's definitely a lot of people in the force to the south boys try to get to the hot job
I hope you notice my red team is actually pretty close to us on people in the hot jobs. We're gonna walk in here
See him
Oh
That one
Come on come on yeah, I'm getting wet. I'm gonna go just come up from there. See if they're coming but you're but you're but you're but you're
Oh
I see one right here in front of me
Oh
God we got me got me got me say he said I'm gonna I'm gonna free by a good river
There's no I'm not I think there's one down the hill down the hill a little bit. Oh my god. We're surrounded
I'm trying I'm trying hold on
I'm back I'm back
Let me die, Pete.
I got you, Bush.
I don't want to go yet.
He's right fucking here, ladies and gentlemen.
He's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'll get you up to some bones.
Yep, I'm dead.
There's another one.
There's another one.
He's on the bridge.
He's on the damn bridge.
Oh my goodness.
Malik!
Trust me, there's one here.
Malik!
Malik!
He's on your stream, but he is getting married to a non-bongulator.
No, how did I revive you and you don't you know you can't revive me because you're on the deep end on day three of the game
Take the rear
Actually, fuck you coconut
Fuck me?
Yes, get it the fuck you later
This guy's he's kind of an asshole at this point
Unless you have this point you're kind of an asshole. I might even lie
You're kind of an asshole at this point
No, you deserve it. You deserve it
And we're done.
Ha, perfect.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
And it's gone.
and it's gone and it's gone and it's gone
ABC
You see of course, mr. Waffles tears boys tears
What button you press to open and between auto-fill both mags proceed as you proceed
this is where you press tab open up then immediately proceed you'll get anything
oh my god okay see there's worse pilots than me
Hey!
I died on a helicopter.
Oh wait, you're not in my helicopter with me.
Oh thank goodness.
Thank you, good check.
Thank you, good check.
Where's that piece of shit?
Jackie Daytona.
Alright, let's see, alright.
Let's see how Jackie Daytona likes 20 men descending upon his base.
Gentlemen!
Jackie Daytona is in the first floor of that apartment building!
We're gonna go fuck his ass!
I can't hear you boys, but I need a humor!
Charge!
No, brothers, go!
Get Jackie, they told us don't stop until he's dead!
I'm sure no one-
Holy crap
Guys guys they are in every building surrounding our farm every single one do not go that far
I'm on the APC in my coat
Yes, yes, you cannot spot that farm go anywhere but that farm go anywhere but that farm
I'm already here fuck. I would kill yourself. It's not there's no point
Don't go anywhere near that farm. They're just camping it. Oh
My goodness. Oh my goodness
We can get the rocket launcher.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Looks like our boys are kind of holding strong, though.
Hmm.
Hmm.
There were reds waiting again.
We need to lock it.
Boys, we need to lock it.
We lock it.
It's just water.
Hmm.
He's been 12-gay to run in the circle and die
until he doesn't get it.
Okay, all right, pal.
I'm Mr. Weeders-Ninzel.
I'm Mr. Weeders-Ninzel.
We're about to get your pen and paper, buddy.
I'm about to say I was really done.
We're about to get your pen and paper, Mr. Weeders-Ninzel.
I'll show you who gets it.
All right, I'll show you who really gets it.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm about to cook.
I am about to cook.
Everybody on this battlefield is about to fall.
I'm my iron boot.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, she was pouting in his voice.
Oh, it's bobbing and weaving these trees.
Bob it in the ocean
Oh shit, we all pull up
Guys we need a strike team to go to the church take them down
I'm slamming them out here. I've got five
I'm fucking up dudes. You write that down. We just took hoping to nuts. I hope you took nuts
All right, maybe one day
We gotta hit the church one day not today though not today lots of practice required lots of practice required
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey get out of here
You got it down on the weeks you know, I'm just like this
Should have weaved that's not on 500. That's how I was needed sort of weaved
Oh
While you're watching it dialogue you can reload oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh
My goodness
Ever see ever see what what sniper you use it what sniper you use it
Type in the all chat, what type are you using?
I need to get that sniper, I need to get that sniper.
Hammer C, Hammer C, type in the game chat, what type are you using?
Mousins? That's all I needed to know.
Hammer, you can't fucking watch the stream while you're on the A.B. team, you dumb bats!
And BAM!
And BAM!
Get your ass outta here!
Fell right for my trap?
Fell right for my little trap?
Who fell right for my little trap?
What do you think of my laboratory?
What do you think of my laboratory?
I'll clean myself.
Follow me boys. Follow me get
Boys you guys want to get a team going and go to the church over I'm down. I'm always out of buddy. I've seen thousand lab
Friends a PC and we're doing it
Like it boys not get it
Hey guys, I saw my which was mine. This will be on this will be on it. I
like you. I you think you can check. You got the spirit that mental process yet.
By the way boys, I don't know if you just saw that but I just caught a guy red
penis. I just got a guy red penis. I got sniped by a guy with a motion. So I
I look at my chat, I go, I'd send his name, I go,
what type is that?
I want to see if I like that.
And he types in the game chat, bam!
Bandage that so fast, I'm talking not even a second pass
before he said that chat, he was banned.
You tell me what's going on, you done, bud?
I get what you're putting down, my man.
Are you stepping what I'm sitting?
I'm sticking what you're smelling.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Locking in boys, locking in.
I'm not the apartment building right now, you guys go on it, I'll catch ya on the phone.
They're really trying to take our fucking team one down.
Alright, I'm over at the fob with you guys, and they still came with the whole fob, so
I'm gonna land here.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Got me to Halley.
Got me to Halley.
You want to pick me up and then we go to the church?
Yeah, we got to.
Drop somewhere safe. I'm coming. I'm coming. I see you.
I'm dropping, I'm dropping.
Holy moly!
Holy moly!
Holy moly!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
What's that?
Where's the church at?
Church, church, church, church.
All right here on my mark this guy has a gunner helicopter shootin
We got you you landed we start the big discord. No, it's just hot. I think I don't think it's turning
He's up above the channel. All right, okay, you don't fuck it. We're just all right
Jay, we're breaking the free man. I've been jetty
I
Mean wait, I'm gonna put it down right here
Oh shit, yeah, okay, okay, dude
Fuck me you kids
Yeah, you can't see fuck can't see under the helicopter so like I don't know if
was clean for landing what do you think you what do you think we should go back
home we're good look look look at the map look at that look at the map
someone's about to come you could have crashed a fucking helicopter into the
mortar that's been killing us this whole time I'm going home yeah we do
Me too, me too, me too, me too, I'm head not out.
Well guys, this is my last kit.
If I die here it is uh, I'll get the hell out of here.
It's over, it's over.
I got a little bit too good boss, holy shit.
They're coming on me right now, he's coming on me right now.
No more guys after this, it's just going to be us five.
No more guys after this, they're coming.
I'm not.
Boys if you're not a helicopter come with me, I'm here. I got it
Not gonna lie y'all suck. Thank you. Thank you. Good job guys. We got lucky. We got lucky. I have five thousand four hundred dollars
He's got a shake weight with him
This is war, this is war, I'm a robin's class.
One meal of my ass, which we're warming up, we're warming up, we are, we are warming
up guys, just any moment now, any moment, we will, we will explode with money, 100,000,
200,000, 300,000, 400,000, 500,000, 600,000, 700,000, 800,000, 900,000, a million, easily,
easy, watch, you're going to see this stuff, but we have to listen, you have to sometimes
hit rock bottom to rise to the top.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, bud.
Did we get jimgy?
Somebody was talking about the new tech.
Oh shit shit please!
We've had the mouse left and right.
Please!
Please!
I hope he...
Hey, how you doing?
I just bought my last game with the rest of the money I had and parachuted on do barbed wire while getting shot
Yeah, we are
We
Yeah
Hodge hodge hodge. Yeah, I talked to the developer that apparently they're letting all the cheaters in on purpose with the open beta and not banning them
They can they can learn from them and ban them on day one and
And so we just switch to our server
It's my hodge. Yeah, but you have to see my knees. I can bite this you
Oh, so the white ones doesn't seem to really work.
I should have to take like 20 people to get to it.
Team 1640 has Team 64.
Thank you, boss.
We go ahead and put it in the computer.
I'm in the mainframe.
Oh wait, it removed all reserve slots.
you're actually the only person on the wireless that might be that might be why
didn't work I go ahead and try to join you just you just like West Coast servers
and then choose community at the top okay and then there's a lot it's called
the nut job we're thinking about the name you get a good one if you're on
West Coast and community
West Coast. North America West.
Oh, I just never played that.
Die. Diamonds.
In the game of course. In the game.
Oh, sounds good. Sounds good.
Good.
Oh my god.
You know what, I'm gonna turn a bad situation into a good one.
This guy's killing all of us.
I'm gonna get all my money back by reviving all these guys who quit.
You know what I mean?
There's $1,200 dollars to revive.
I'm gonna turn a bad situation into a good one.
But every night there is a day that comes after.
what the fuck oh fuck oh my god oh they're in a base they're in a base now one
He just dies again! He just died again!
I can't get the gig up! I can't get the gig up!
They've got people inside the base and they're mortaring it!
There's a helicopter with guns and amersons and everything here!
Huh?
Get it!
First time I kill these cool guys.
Oh shit!
Oh they got him!
Oh, take that, dead person.
Oh, please stop.
Noggants, I hope you enjoy this match, alright, because there might be a little lag issue.
We'll disconnect this to you when going into the next one, okay?
I hope you enjoy this match, I hope you enjoy this match, because there might be a little, the server's a little bit laggy.
The server's got some connection problems, it's based in like Eastern Europe, you might not be close to there, so there could be some connections problems for you Mr. Nuggets, okay?
Alright, could be some connection problems, little bit of connection problems.
Hey, you guys try to come to that church and help the server.
I'm trying to die! I'm trying to die!
Hey, can you die first?
I'm, I'm on. Honestly, I think I've got the more record right now.
What a director died world record of dying world record of dying
How do you how do you even get back there?
Jesus Christ you haven't seen war like I've seen war
Jesus Christ!
They're all coming!
Where?
At the fob.
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You're going to shoot me like I'm shootin' you brother!
Oh my God!
What the hell?
You're not?
Dude, oh my God, the server's experiencing lag issues.
issues
All right, okay, all right, we're good am I okay?
Don't shoot oh the hell is this get out of here get out of here. I'm trying. I'm trying to play the game
I'm trying to play the game
We should we're all alive we're all alive!
Now we take the fight to Mr. Nugget!
Where is he?
Where is Mr. Nugget?
Did you see me doing directions?
We're coming from him.
So they are the bombing us whole people on.
I've even left the fog yet.
I've already used all my defense.
I saw all my bandages and all my heels.
Oh
There's usually in the fuck out of us man
To those mortars or something else holy shit, yeah, yeah, we got to take the church man
We got to take the church. I don't know why he's bought that how would I do that?
You might have to maybe get a couple people off the green team or I can wait
Just wait till the game's over
No, I'll be getting rid of a few select gentlemen at the end of the show this game
But I feel maybe targeting the green team more than the other teams
So I'll be I'll be getting rid of a couple select gentlemen at the end of this game
Don't you worry? Why would I even buy any of this the game so much over? What am I doing?
What am I doing?
$275 won't I even buy this kid
Yeah, it happens every time I play my own private service is everyone's talking in the green
Or gets refunded oh, thank God, okay
I think we should lower it. I guess what kills us twice we ban him. I think that's good enough.
Maybe once. Maybe once, maybe once.
Hmm
Good fuck read fuck you fuck you
Maybe zero times. Okay. Oh, it does get me funny. Thank God. I thought you guys were lying to me. Thank God
Alright, okay. I've got I don't worry. I've got you a hot. I'm getting rid of Bob's people random
To be anyone
Could be anybody
Could be any back later. I'll be back later probably later on tonight. Oh, yeah, eleven o'clock
Yeah, just just for like four hours. Okay, okay, that's like two games. That's like two two and a half games
Okay, so good guys in a little bit. Good luck man. I'm glad you made me good. Thank you
I will at least why would now we're back to the three man?
And let's wait. All right
Did you join? Oh, no, we are back. Okay. Hmm. Oh, yeah, we I'd restart the game to fix the point. But anyways, do we say it?
Hop back into the planning stage boys. Hop back, hop back, hop back with me and my generals.
We got a plot, we got a plan. We got a plot, we got a plan, we got a, we got a, we got
a divisor plan, we got a divisor plan. I got banned? Yes you did Nuggets. Yes you did.
Fucking Nuggets. Fuck you! Fuck you! You didn't send one mortar to the other team!
Fuck you, Nuggets!
I'm just kidding. As 99% of the people I'm banning aren't even doing anything wrong. I'm just doing it for fun, jeez.
I still love you, Mr. Nuggets. I still love you.
Consider this a compliment, a compliment, consider this a compliment.
Consider this a compliment, Mr. Nuggets, you're too good, you're too good.
I have to have sinners in the game, all right?
I need sinners in the game, you're too good.
Sorry, pal, sorry, pal.
It's just the way it goes, that's the way the cookie crumples.
I'll be sorry, my game.
You know, being a sore loser, that's right, that's right.
100% I'm barely anyone that's better than me
So everyone no not everyone I'm a very good player. I'm a very good player
I'm highly skilled highly tactical highly strategic highly strategic
I'll see you in the next match buddy.
I will see you in the next match.
Get your quill and you scroll out.
I'm about to really see how it's done.
Are you guys changing up the teams you're joining or is it just green?
No, no, green, green, green.
You're joining us on green 2-palm.
No, I'm trying.
Yeah, I'm trying too.
I don't know who to kick I don't it doesn't tell me who's team around me says your names
You know we should do we should ban the top 10 guys per game and then over time we get
worse and worse players.
I mean great
It's the matter it's do take it's
Like 55 to join this server
At least two kids you gotta have a full-time job you gotta be at least at least 50 ID requirements
shots in if everybody drinks profusely everybody has to be drunk as shit nobody no
one no one can be good I hold up I'm uh wait wait I'm gonna start wait I'm gonna
I don't know who I'm kicking cuz I didn't tell me who's team they are but I'm
gonna kick okay I even get kicked like
all right boys guys I listen I swear to God I was clicking randomly I swear
to God I was clicking randomly but when I write kicks open it says are you
you want to kick this guy. It just so happens to be that guy that was sniving me behind those logs.
Flock them. It was at random. It was. I swear this one, it was at random, but I'm pressing okay.
I mean, there's just people sitting, refusing to join the blue team and hovering green stuff.
Well, that's okay. I mean, every that's in here is from the screens.
I'm trying to get the green team.
Is anybody in the green team yet?
Nope.
Come on, I'm not.
Come on, can you tell me people's names, people's names?
Yeah, you want a snitch?
That's it, snitch.
Mama told me never to snitch.
I ain't snitching.
No, I'm not in, I'm not in.
Yeah, hold on, kick, kick fart sucker 420.
Fart kick his ass.
He's done.
All right, kick dirty bubble.
Hey, hold on, wait.
Dirty bubble?
Yeah, kick a bing bong.
No, no, not kicking bing bong.
And Big Bob was there with me in the trenches!
Big Bob was there with me in the trenches!
Muscle kick, chungle, chungle.
Oh, okay, okay, okay?
Let's talk the peanut butter.
Wait, wait, that guy sounds cool.
Wait, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
I mean, I mean, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Take the squad.
I mean, squad?
Uh, squad created, squad created, huh?
I'm Hoary-Bory, by the way, Hines.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm Hoary, shit, Hines.
I'm Hines.
Okay, hello, Hines!
Hello.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I like to listen to Mr. Huck.
If someone kills you three times, you let Bobbapita know.
OK, you let Bobbapita know.
You let me know.
You got it, Bobbapita.
You let me know.
You let Bobbapita.
You keep Bobbapita this morning.
You guys use the iFact by chance?
I grab what I grab.
There's 10 bandages and two orange iFacts.
Oh, OK.
OK, OK.
OK, OK.
I've been doing today. It's flying the Hellies. If I do the ones who'd like the gunners on
them and the rockets yeah I started the day with 700,000 god damn
there's no gunman on this deal wait that's another 50,000 is it hard to shoot out of the
hodge wait wait how do I get a cassette player how do I get a cassette player
go to the shop and then go all the way to the right on top of the item spark
and it's all the way at the end you're not invited and hazard these good
one sure we got them how do I play them
I don't say how I play them
what's them into the inventory of the helicopter West F scroll play the one you
What
After nothing
I mean the hell
I
Doesn't say he's here
There's no guy named lavender and it's my thing
I
Don't you might see on our team? It's man
They say lavender is just a stream remote name
Lavender is not a real name because I can't find them on the list
ABC.
It's not alphabetical.
That's not a, come on, John Ward.
Oh, that's what the hell.
Go to kick me.
You can scope out for it.
That guy's definitely a cheater.
He's changing his name to David Sheet.
Definitely, definitely.
Hehehe.
What's going on?
That's not a cheater, bro.
I'll go to the hot store.
Sure, sure.
What?
What's he there?
12 more people so I can play 100 more 365 is laughing there
How do we out of that huh?
He's sure it's about it. It's not about a bit of random guy
Like it one guy by guy might have I get one guy
It's the consequences that we got a lip with
Typical
Doesn't play
What?
Did I do?
Oh shit.
Ha! I like that, bitches!
How do you like that, huh?
I'll keep an eye on Hunterboy36.
I've got the bad butt right here on my right.
I don't know if that's the guy.
Oh Mr. Horry shit, I'm next to you, I'm next to you.
I told a guy over here, like, right there.
Oh, Horry, Mory.
Oh, I- Oh, Horry shit.
Yeah, Peter, like, that guy said right there, but I think they might be in this building right here. I don't know.
Let's go get him.
Follow me boy follow me gig
You cook a much bigger, okay, yeah, I'm gonna get in this window right now
I had anonymous name on why am I being called a cheater? Oh, okay? Yeah, see I knew that was it okay?
Please please
As I say, I'm low. I'm low. I'm low. I'm low. I'm low.
I'm not with you. imma, imma fight that guy, imma fight that guy.
I do. I call it. I call it.
Guys, they have anonymous mode on.
It switches named two lavender.
That wasn't the Cheetah.
That's it it's it's a random name that the game chooses
that applies to you if you have anonymous mode on.
How did that guy drop the key?
Where, where, where?
Right here, right here.
Like, right over here somewhere.
There's much much, there's much much.
I'm packing some bags.
The other side is building.
Well let's go fuck him.
Let's go fuck him.
I'm loading my packs.
Huch, where you at?
Woo, woo, woo!
Currently in the air.
Where you going, Friday?
Eagle Eye.
Eagle Eyes in the air.
This guy, Lodge Abansions.
Oh, that's nice.
You got some extra badges, boss.
You got some extra badges.
Moving up, moving up.
Got right here, got right here.
Two guys, two guys.
Watch you guys, watch you guys out here.
Cougarette, cougarette, there's a whole team right here.
Yeah, yeah.
Move over.
I'm pushing.
I'll show you these windows, we came here.
One dead, one dead.
Nice, nice.
What are you doing?
I'm coming.
What are you doing?
There's a ton of them, there's like a hundred,
there's like a hundred, cougarette.
Holy shit, you weren't lying.
okay
this is a hundred coming over yet
i showed one on me, fuck i gotta hear, hold on
right here, right here, right here
holy shit, watch out
holy moly, here we go, here we go
got one, got one
who can i eat your up right now?
i'm coming dude
Like I said, look at what all this is how these house over here
We're gonna jump the same kids up the city give me give me
Oh god, I'm gonna die. I'm what I'm really what I'm literally what oh my god
I'm packing some bags I'm packing some bags
I'm on a mission!
I'm dead I'm dead!
No I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming!
I'll come get you watch I'll come get you!
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming!
I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna come!
Who are you next to me?
No?
What do you mean you're next to me?
I'm not next to you I'm across the street from you.
That's okay I'm on my way I'm on my way!
I'm right there.
This guy's gonna arrest all his teammates.
I killed seven on me, Pete.
It's not good.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Stay put, stay put, stay put.
I'm on the way.
He's already on my body.
If you're both here, he's here, he's here.
He's like humping my body.
What the fuck?
He's humping your body.
Thank you, brother.
Hey, somebody just shot a rocket launcher at me.
He's calling a P-bag.
Somebody just shot a rocket launcher at me.
Hey, there's so many of them.
Pete, there's so many of them.
There's like at least eight on me where I am.
That's you, that's you, that's you and you and game.
That's it.
You got a potential to monitor.
Enjoy your I repeat, a potential to monitor.
Enjoy your mouth.
I'm going to show myself.
I'll come back.
No, wait, no, I was almost there.
No, no, no, no, I already I killed.
I killed.
OK.
I
Go bus go bus
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
That was a test. That was a test. I don't think I saw that. I wasn't talking to Gabe.
That was a little test right there. A little test through the head. You passed. You passed.
He passed the test, he passed the test.
Push push push. Oh shit!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Shit!
If that guy's alive, that guy, that guy, that guy just kills my revive.
500 dollars and a handy!
Oh shit!
Way to go, team! They shot me!
Winning loading
Oh
It's too odd sorry watch it's too odd
Look out we're under fire once we're out down around down. I'm coming. I'm coming
How many men are there many many men many many many many men
It's my ass many many many men
What what I don't think that he said that maybe
Confusing he talks really fast
I might have been a remix or something maybe a cover
Maybe a cover move it in
He little pinky you wipe them up me. I got one more. I'm just celebrating
I
That the church I
Heard one of the church
This guy snipe and we got snipe around the church mr. Peanut ever the church. There's a guy under you
He dead. He's dead. No, he's dead. He's dead. All right, boys
I'm gonna be up in the attack. Helly. You just let me know who needs to be stopped
I think I don't think we play with air support yet
Everybody here to lead, everybody here to...
Hey, how are you?
What are you doing to this, man?
You're supposed to put something to the first stop here.
You don't want to know.
I'll be...
You don't want to know, you don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
No, just close your eyes and imagine.
or whatever expect me here lock it in boys lock it in all right cocoa this
whole place is cleared out I'm heading over yeah about the church I don't want
to do that don't boys right now that's why I'm on my way I'm bringing a
couple guys with me I should never mind they didn't hear me all of me
Oh, it'll be boys.
Mm, mm, oh, lock him.
Mm, mm, oh.
How good do you think you'd be at satisfactory?
Is that the factory game where you just build a factory?
I thought that was a pretty cool looking game.
Definitely not a stream game, but maybe one where you smoke up
like three and a half greens of bubblecom pussycush.
And then you, and then you plan.
Hello, in a dark room on Saturday night.
That actually does sound like a pretty good
Pretty good plan. That's how it's fine. Not a steam game though. Definitely not a steam game at all
There you go boss
Keep your people's open voice
Oh
I'm head to the hot job a hundred meter job, it's gonna go for a long journey with a very long journey. Oh
God, I'm running. I'm like a hundred meters away from you. Oh
Oh
Oh, wait, no, you got guys I got guys. I got guys. I got a squadron. She'll keep sexy. She'll keep on she'll keep on
okay, oh
My goodness she's actually going really quick. This is it. There's like 97 guys in the game right now that know that
Do not watch the speed would just and shoot itself
This is what it feels like when everybody's kind of do it, you know, you're doing that
This is nice. This is nice. I'm sure in like five minutes. We'll have a guy get through the queue
the dust is that one of the dealings but everybody's kind of doing that right now it's pretty nice
like you do you like you do like me thank you guys i appreciate that i'm just trying to
weed out the guys that are watching stream and playing no offense no offense you guys still
love you as park ladies but i can't be happy playing with me in the game
oh holy shit holy shit
follow me boy follow me
We can bungalows that aren't watching the stream
All right boys. I'm in the air. You let me know where you name me
Yes, you might need you in tower two we're approaching tower two right now. Cocoa. I did not bring you see what did you bring any?
No, no, no, I don't think oh, we'll find a way. We'll just leave the door for the door or something
We do we need that we need that
Oh, actually.
All righty.
On my way.
Got ya!
I need to pick them up, hold up.
We'll clear out the perimeter and then you blow up in the door.
Got it.
I'm out of ammo.
I need 9mm.
There's two guys right in front of you.
I'm in that smoke.
I don't know where they are.
I'm looking for 9mm.
I'm seeing it.
What
It's up
You went back you went back. I need to go this shit. Give a smoke. Give a smoke
Thief, thief, thief.
You might watch that.
You might watch that.
Yeah, I'll cover you.
I'll cover you.
Yee-hee.
OK.
There's two right there.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
There's two of these.
There's two to her.
So I know I'm going to be able.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
There's five.
Oh my god.
I think I'm a dumbass.
I'm fucked.
Don't even remind me.
No, no, no.
Let's get you out of here.
I think you may want to come back.
I think you may want to come back.
No, no, no.
You can't have me.
I'm a dumbass.
Oh no, no!
Oh my god, that guy's not even on the blue team.
This guy's jacking his speed.
Excellent logs.
Yeah, fuck it, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're making cash now, boys.
We're making cash now.
I took out the helicopter that was supplying them.
I think we can spot our AC now.
You can?
No, no, we can't.
I'm getting in the holly.
Come here, I got C4, I got C4, come on.
Oh, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
It's only one per door, one per door.
Don't waste it, okay?
Okay, okay.
You can blow up in four doors and we get to the top.
Take that tower for ourselves.
What's the ETA on transport on tower four?
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm taking out all their vehicles.
What's going through you?
I'm trying to take it out.
What's going through you?
I see it on the map.
We're going to land.
We're going to land around.
So I'm going to infiltrate.
We're going to infiltrate.
Lock it in, boys.
Tower two, driver.
Tower two.
Yes, sir.
I got a reason. I got a reason people in there now.
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Our tower two is like all our boys are dead as far as we go.
Gee, you want to drop us in the hot zone? We have a lot of guys there.
I told you to drop us in tower two. Wait, can you drop us in the hot zone? We'll run in tower two.
Okay. Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss. You're a fine soldier, a fireman!
I
Will you jump with that guys 800
I'm jumping up jumping up jumping I
I
Tenth ever follower and love to see
Thank you, my boy, and thank you for your service, mother.
Thank you for your service, mother.
Thanks for not letting those fuckers take our money and our freedom.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
Drop, drop.
I'm up.
I forgot a crucial part of the jumping technique.
You need to really lift with the back.
You're talking about, you got to use that spine.
Yeah, yeah, you can get lost in the shoes if you don't do that. That's right.
Thank you for your service, brother. Thank you, my boy. Godspeed, brother. Godspeed. God bless you, my boy. God bless you, my boy.
Right here, right here, right here, right here. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. There's a restate. There's a restate.
Got one, got one.
Push me.
Coming.
Is there a grenade? That might lay it on my head.
Is there another grenade?
Got another one, got another one!
I can't go through that, through that.
I'm back in some bags. See it?
You can't let him move on, you can't move on.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Where'd you jump from?
Behind you. Behind you. Behind you.
On your way. On your way.
Right in front of you.
There!
When I sit on your right, you look right right there.
Ha ha ha. Here comes.
I just headshot you. Oh my god.
Oh, I'm up. I'm up.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, god, the killstice.
Oh, that was nice.
I'm dead again. I'm dead again.
Guys, watch me. Watch me.
Can you jump up?
Down the hill.
We were fighting all those guys with a bunch of them.
I got a lot of them, like, six.
That's me. We got smoke. We can fall back and we can fight them.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Get up. Get up.
I'm smoking.
Get it.
We're gonna get started.
We're gonna get started.
This is not good.
What?
What?
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I got one more. There's one more. The bridge. One more.
The bridge close to side to me. Literally. The closest point to me to the bridge. He's
reviving his body. If you look at the bridge, you look at me. It's the closest point of
the bridge. I know he's on the bridge. He's on the bridge. I can pick you up.
You better have defense you slot you better have defense. Oh my god
Fuck you eat my food
I'm back
I'm almost there.
Holy moly!
Holy moly.
I still have the C4P.
I still have it.
Do you push the fob or the signal?
I don't know.
What's it looking like?
I'm packing my bags.
Getting to that fob is gonna be a wish of possible.
More people come across the bridge.
More people come across the bridge.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
I see that pain.
I'm coming.
He's right on that thing.
He's right on that thing.
Got it.
Got me, Zed.
Nice.
That's good work.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna rotate.
Oh, there's a lot of men coming!
They're right here, on my hill.
On the hill, on the hill!
I'll show you, they're right there as well.
Multiple people across the river!
Multiple people across the river right here.
Got it, looping around.
Where are you loading up?
I'm looking, I'm not seeing them.
Come on on me
Sniper on the hill at church a boy back
Dude this sniper on the church got me
Don't know what I mean sniper on the church got me. Oh my goodness one shot one kill SBD
Leave any boss
There's also a guy right below me toward the wind but the red the river
I don't have my resume.
Do you have your piece of money?
I'm back.
Oh, am I?
Are you up?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm back up.
Okay.
I'm sitting back.
Why does that sound familiar?
Why does that name sound familiar?
Man, I'm in a fucking shitty position here.
That name sounds familiar.
No, not the movie.
No, not the movie.
Not the movie.
Uh, the movie.
I bet.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
not the comedian not because the game I'm responding I'll give you man right
never I get up in the air everybody's just built anti-air bro fuck you take
the anti-air yeah I'm gonna try it for him he's made actually we can we can
charge you at the anti-air for you on the charge to see boy yeah green yeah it's
all right I have this before number three number three is where you okay okay
you see I'm gonna I'm gonna see for myself please what a PC our problems
getting attacked right now I'll be attacked yeah yeah yeah come we don't
come oh do you know what I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I need to know the
charger we got a bunch dead here we got a bunch dead
I keep forgetting
Yeah, I don't tell everyone don't tell everyone don't tell everyone please dude. Seriously. I told you to keep that between you me please
I'm dead
You lead that company on the wall like outside the wall. I don't know me boost it up
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I got you boss. We are we gonna let me get
You
That extra cash, I don't know why sometimes I get $2,400 and sometimes you get $1,200
It depends on like your kills. No, I would I revise someone I
Believe it's based off of the kit that they have
The poor people
I don't know you too many come over here. Where we going? I got
The anti-air. Do you know where the anti-air is?
Tower, the Red Tower. Tower 3.
Tower 3.
We check it out, would you?
Any quick mag?
And we're gonna blow it, then tower 3 and just-
I've got em, right in front of you!
Two of em, three of em.
That's much, that's much.
We'll be safe, we'll be safe.
We're three, we'll be safe, we'll be safe.
You back up, soldier, get back up!
Oh!
Thank you, thank you.
Tower 3, tower 3, looking?
Oh my god, we're moving tower 3, moving tower 3.
We go in there, we blow up the anti-air.
We heal real quick. I'll catch up. Hold on. Oh
What
Okay, okay
There's two there's two pushing from the street once close one far right down the seat right on the seat for me
I
Don't know what was like super far it didn't even zoom in on him
He's a guy that's you with an LMG with a bi-part maybe
You may see what that guy can be with this guy just told all our team over here. Holy fuck
He's a brother doing the farms. I'm coming you guys even finally
Look at it you finally got a deep hip. Oh my god, I can't get you
You got it you got a bunch
I'll come and go go I didn't have the time to help for me hodge like southeast
Go away go away. Get out of here. No one want to you. There's a guy on you. I think I heard something. Yeah
So close you're so close give me me so reason
I
I'm gonna move it up with other jello house. I saw one drop
There's a baby playing the game
What the hell so we put a home Depot IED in that trash can be careful
We got you we got you we got you what you worry I'm just gonna put it get on I'll come to you guys
Yo, we'll just go blow up the MTA, I just want to discuss with the whole fog.
And with the kid, uh, get back.
Okay, there's a guy in that window.
Jesus Christ, get some benches.
There's a guy with an LMG to bipod sitting in a second story of a building that's nowhere near anything.
I see the LMG.
I'm here for that, I'm here for that.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
What I what I love the IDs on and Home Depot I thought would you like to know?
Would you like to know you terrorist?
So what would you like to know? That's a secret Home Depot secret?
Yeah, a lot of people just drop you go talk to me a lot. Oh my god
Jesus twice
I
Need to charge possibly window
You did or no, no, this guy shooting at him. I don't know he's dead. I'm breaking in I'm entering okay. This house you could have
I see the anti-air the shooting from car three
We did everything!
They have tons of anti-air on that thing.
All right.
Yeah, they have like two campsites, three of those little rockets. I mean they built to just deny anything in the air.
What do we take us up with this mountain?
Yeah, they smoked that bitch. I can't see it.
Oh
Yes, how to see how to see come on in there's a ton of guys on the house next place
Yeah, I see that
Get along with God. You know, this is the best guy. This is the best guy
God I have been considering though. I have been considering it
Back in okay
Half the house is missing boys. I'm not just missing
Perfect.
I see so many on the hill.
It's like the lands.
It's crawling over it.
What do you mean, get up there?
They're ordering your house, man.
Yeah, I see that.
What the fuck?
I see that.
The people in Tower 3 are fucking ministers!
Yeah, anti-air mortars are taking us down.
I
Push up the hill with the teeth
I was looking at something
I was looking at something
I was looking at something
I killed three up on that hill
I said I said I said
I was looking at something
I was looking at something
We need shot from the west as well
Yeah, we are
Push up, push up, push up
Got them behind me, they're shooting at me right now
Holy fucking shit
I'm dead but I'm dead. I need a rest.
As much as you can, I'm coming.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
There's a thousand! There's a thousand!
I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!
I'm coming, Holy shit! I'm coming!
Hey, if you hit me, I might die.
Yeah
Run!
I got too much, I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, I'm alright, you guys are going so slow right now.
You smoke, you smoke, you smoke!
I'll set it down, I'll set it down.
I got too much, I got too much, I got too much!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna back up, I'm gonna back up.
You know I'm shoulder-no-le!
Now's not the time for that!
Oh yeah!
I'm feeling it!
Ow!
I'm feeling it!
Ow!
I'm flaking right, I'm flaking right.
What's fuck these dudes?
They're all like fuck up!
NEEK IT!
Is that what?
Nice. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's always one more.
Package mags?
Who are these people?
Who are they murdering us?
I don't know. I don't know.
Push up, push up.
P.P. on your right. They're trying to get him.
Are you serious? More?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like six.
Like six that's how much I push it up. They're pretty far
Another one is I'm behind any lines right now. I need help
Maybe to get your fresh of toenail cooking slices for asking you stay in that basic
I
Don't I see things on the left and church I'm gonna see
Before we can make that church
We can have the upper hand come on. What are you doing? You're packing your bags?
They're back in my bags
Fuck you you blue-skinned bag you piece of shit blue
It's just right click one your right click and then back up and press left. It's a big way. He says we're back back
Gotcha gotcha
We're going in going in let's go boys. Let's go get them
Catch the bomb. Catch the bomb
Let's jump over boys. It's a moment. He's got a moment
Holy fuck I got murdered! I'm alive! Holy fuck!
That mortar guy might have a connection problem here pretty soon.
That mortar guy might have a connection problem here pretty soon.
He's just mortaring exactly where we're going and where we are.
So it was a bit laggy.
I'm gonna let him kill me real quick and then revive you, okay?
I'm blowing it, I'm blowing it, I'm blowing it, I'm blowing it!
Yeah!
We're in, we're in, we're in!
I'm catching, catching, catching!
I'm catching the bubble, I'm catching the bubble!
Nice, nice, nice!
I'm gonna try it then.
I got it, Dave!
Ooh, she got Monza but has some disconnection issues!
She's an exit issue for Monza!
Hey, are you the Naga Bonsa?
Yeah, they're the full team on a speed.
I got motion catching, I got motion catching, fucking we'll deal with that later.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Hold the mud, hold the mud!
I see them coming from the east, the east!
Holding the...
The east was the east!
He didn't shoot! Can you lay that shot so I can bag you?
Thank you! Jesus Christ! Finally! Holy crap!
That took far too long! Far too long, sir!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, fuck!
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead.
What are you dead?
Where's Mr. Hunter?
I don't know.
I died on the outside a while ago.
That guy still had a mortar in the air when I banned him from disconnecting player until
dark time.
He's dead.
But have you been on that mortar since the beginning of the day?
There's one more.
There's one more.
We gotta get him.
What?
What?
Oh
Yes, this might be a despite me recent situation this might be recent situation
We reset
Mr. Chubby mr. Chubby
I'm ready to go. Let's go.
There's an APC-
BAM!
Mr. Chubby, I still have a sh-
Mr. Chubby, I still have a sh-
Oh...
Mr. Chubby!
Watch out for the heli. I'm coming out.
Mr. Chubby, go in there!
Mr. Chubby!
This should tell me Deb?
Setting on.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Why Ben for bombing a fob?
No, I ain't Ben for bombing a fob.
I've been because he's fat.
He's a fatty.
He's a fat bitch.
No fatties on my server.
No fatties.
No fatties.
Are both you in here?
Or is it me?
Except for Hodge.
Hodge gets a pass.
Guys, guys, I know that's a Olympic
critical, but Hodge gets a pass.
Hodge gets a pass.
I'm actually about to be back up.
I'm about to be back up.
I'm not that fat guy. I'm not working on it. Okay. I had a salad. I had a salad yesterday. I had a salad
Just let you know. Are you coming? I didn't have a salad
But I was thinking about having a salad and that's more than you can say and that's more than you can say
Okay, that's step one
And it's not working on it
Oh
I got you. I got you. So much. See you down there
Just killing everybody with the fucking mortar men
Well, that's how I guess the rules
All I see is savage King mortar shots at this gate water shot
He's doing a pretty good job. I won't lie. I was not lying, but 17 years of racking up the dollars
Just can't kill me with the water
Watch the enemies over to the east
I got you guys.
I got him.
I got him.
Gotcha.
I got you boys.
Don't you worry.
I hope it's good to take care of you.
I've only got one deep end left.
You know what?
You got to do battery for me.
You got a new battery for me?
I got you, I got you.
We got a battery for you.
You dropped the battery for me.
Take it, take it, take it.
Hey, don't do it boys.
I got you.
Pump it.
Take care of ya.
Pump it.
I got you.
Pump it.
I got you.
Pump it.
I got you.
Get up boys.
Get up.
get up get up soldier
i got you soldier don't you worry don't you worry much
no
oh no
oh no
oh
oh wait please come on
i got my help
oh shit i'm back i'm back
we're gonna live forever
By the way, grenades seem to be crazy in this game. I got to get some grenades.
Yeah, they are. You have to run them.
They're crazy. You see that boy? That was a podcast.
About that guy, Coco.
Nice. Nice. Nice. I think maybe one more on the other side of the wall, but I'm dead.
Thanks much. Thanks much.
I wasn't really talking to you, but I got you too.
I know what you're talking about, but you're killing me, Coach.
We're just dying out here boys, we're dying in fuckin' NAMM they're everywhere!
They're way too far!
Help me!
There's like 10 dead guys right here, there's like genuinely 7 dead guys of our guys.
Okay, I'll just find out what I...
I'm right next to you.
Hold on, hold on.
We in?
Yeah, we had
That's what's in it plus he's my last charge in you
We drive one more charge
See me have a charger see we got a charge of one
You watch.
You can eat you.
I got you.
We got two boys, we got two boys.
Yes, we got this.
We're making it come back, we're making it come back.
We're making it come back.
We're making it come back alive.
I got you, I'm gonna beat you to get you.
You got watch.
I got him, I got him, don't worry about it, I got him.
Yeah!
Oh, holy fuck.
Oh, my God.
A TECOMAN COUPLE magazine?
Well, as I have revived so many people, I'm making so much money, Holy Crap.
Holy crap.
I've been $54,000 just to sign it off and do it with these guys and people.
My batteries? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Help! Help!
Oh, thank you. Oh, these are super batteries, too. Oh, thank God.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh
Dingo I got boys I got what these good take care of you. I'll be such a fucking run
It's a lot of you tell
No, no, see
Don't leave me. I got your joint to worry about what these good take care of you. Well, please got to put these got you
Get off the boarders!
MEDIC!
MEDIC!
MEDIC!
As we have genuinely like 20 guys right here, it's just hot time.
He's making some money, he's making a ton of money boys.
Guys, I'm making more though.
Oh, so he's just us.
What is going on?
We have to revive you all as soon as you're back up.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Oh, and it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
I've been playing this game for 10 hours today.
I have yet to have a fight that went like that.
That was fucking nice.
I just made $60,000 just for the guys in the morning.
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
That mortar fucked us up.
Mortars, there was three people all mortaring us.
That was fucking fun, wasn't that, Hutch?
Ah, shit.
We're all, we're wallowing away to a million boys.
Making good progress.
That fucking mortar.
We're cutting out, dude. What'd you say?
Nothing, nothing, nothing. I was talking to my boys.
One of the day? No, no, no. Not one of the day. Not one of the day.
I don't know if you can see that fuck it
Where we going?
We're about to really come. We're about to really come. This is gonna be a hundred thousand dollar life right here boys
hundred thousand dollar life
I guarantee you
You see that fourteen thousand negative fourteen thousand
I'm gonna get a hundred fourteen thousand dollars by the time we're back. Oh, I think the fuck's generated. I forgot my password
Next slide next slide we're gonna have a hundred thousand dollar run
Hello, tree.
You're dead?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm laughing.
I'm laughing.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
You know, you really gotta keep your eyes out.
You gotta keep your eyes open.
You got time on oh
Look at that if you do not revive me this instant
I will put your balls
I wouldn't you know oh shit oh god oh god oh god fucking right right right right right
oh oh
Dicer sorry sorry jump me the doctor if you had a miscommunication
the whole now. They're locking it boys. Locking it up. Here's the mortars.
I know you don't want to say anything because people yell at you. You just text me a name.
All right, it ain't that big of a deal.
No, no, no, I don't even, I just do it
in just these fucking mortar guys are fucking my ass.
See, you ain't gotta tell me twice.
And even if you looked at your rock,
I don't even care if you see me,
sorry, if a guy looks at your rock,
you just tell him, you tell him, you tell him,
you tell him, you tell him.
If you're like the way he smiles,
you don't like the way he smiles.
You let him, you let Bob be no,
you let Bob be no immediately.
the circle whoa we're doing great guys wait a second we were the best we have
all the towers you have all the towers you serious oh my god next year it does
Not until next year
Next year
Is our customer plans to be put on got to oh gosh, you got to he got you
I'm just gonna chill you into the soundlooms
Oh
cool because we have orders of our own I would try to take this bitch out probably
I find a guest I'd say tower three because that's that's where I see a red
fog the other one doesn't have a farm okay okay is there a mortar I could use
anybody got a mortar fuck this guy just sit oh there is a water
Let's fuck him
All right, I'm looking I'm looking that seems to be
100 200
300
70
Okay
Crazy
Oh, he's southeast.
Okay, four seventy-four, seventy.
All right, okay, here we go.
All right, I'm firing.
Yeah!
I'm gonna use the gun, I'm gonna use the gun.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
Wait a minute!
Perfect shot, perfect shot!
The blind shot.
But I don't wait that was a perfect shot, but I see I see where they are. I see where they are now. I got this
I got this boys. I got this. I got this
It's on the outside the biggest
The bottom
Oh, there's a bunch of guys coming in right there!
Have I had some, people? Have I had some?
Have I got some right here? Have I had some? Have I had some?
One of them has to be here. One of them has to be here.
Oh wait I see the mortars! I see the mortars! I see them! I see them! I see them!
Ah I got you! Ah I got you! I got you! I got you!
They're on the back side of the base!
Is that a little super weapon, boys?
Those B circles? Those are the three mortars!
Oh, it's so close, so close, so close.
Kill that one.
Wait, I've got two orders.
They should've hit both their orders.
It should be too directed! It should be too directed!
Oh no!
OOOOOOOOH!
I got what I got what!
He got me! He got me! He won the mortar off! He won the mortar off! I lost the mortar
off! I got C4 on me. I'm gonna raid this fucking fog.
I
Bought that one watch
Yeah
It's not over to the family's it's everybody is occupied with the mortars
Stride team absolutely absolutely just one more quickie
I'm down. I'm down.
I know this is where it is.
It's not.
We got tons of orders to go over these base points.
It's a border off. It's a border off.
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Hold on. We might have some... Hold on. We might have some here. Hold on now. Who's on now?
Oh buy out a water! Buy out a water!
OH!
OHHHHHHH!!!
I got one of them! I got one of them boys!
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Oh, god damn, I just fucking off, then.
I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried.
Here we go boys, here we go, here we go, here we go, baby.
Show me the money, show me the money, boys.
Rain hell upon them, hell fire.
That's what I'm talking about, baby! That's what I'm talking about!
I was a triple kill, but I destroyed two vehicles and cutting two guys.
One of me could do guys.
I got a crazy fucking flank on these guys. I got C4 on me as well.
vehicles and cutting two guys what we could do guys I got a crazy fucking
flank on these guys I got people on me as well
Jibble, jibble!
Oh, that's the perfect shot! Do you see that? Do you see that?
That's the perfect shot!
Oh, you know what's up? I will show you.
We need a cargo car in there.
We blow that thing up, blow that thing up so we don't have supplies!
How after is the water? So I even, like,
change my position when I'm firing three?
Oh, no, she got the truck is leaving truck is leaving over the right side with the mortars are ready. Yeah, you've been reloaded
You guys
Give them out, give them out!
Give them out, give them out!
Dude, do we want to shoot a different bobbin?
Or do we just go for one of them?
That last one was a little off.
Takes a big beat up to a minute.
That last one was a little off.
It was a little off.
Oh my gosh, our rockets are going right next to each other.
We get shot!
We got him! Yeah, we got him!
Oh, shut up!
Ah, we got him!
Guys, are you motoring us?
No!
Dude, I think you're motoring us!
No!
Oh, of course you're motoring us!
No!
Okay!
I
Guys I think they gave up all their borders are destroyed we just went every single water
We just have to come from I don't see any more is left in the base
Where those borders come from I I see I saw all four of them destroyed you guys see other murders. I'll see anything
One more on the left
more than left. there's one more mortar to the left.
I will active vergent, active vergent.
YAAA!
YAAA!
YAAA!
I hit it with my AWG!
Here we go!
Oh
No joy no joy all right about
He's not damaged. I should go do some hands on combat over there. We think take the arse. Let's just take that far
We weren't pulling this out again. Look at that. We are
We're cooking!
We're cooking! We're cooking!
Now we have to share the base and just pull the thing.
No.
One out of two.
One out of two, donkey.
One more time, tumor.
Hold on now. Hold on now.
I'll shoot you so you don't leave. We're head on over.
There's three mortaring us now.
I don't even know what's happening here.
Oh yeah, they rebuilt all their mortars in the back.
Oh my god, there's a hundred of them.
Oh, I got my water.
Don't you worry, I'm gonna fill you up.
There you go, there you go.
I got you, I got you.
Stay by my side.
Don't worry, I got him.
This guy's a little larger than the others. He requires special care.
I need to do an attack on the gun browns too. Do we need anti-air?
We need some anti-air! We need some anti-air!
I'm coming for it! I'm coming!
Oh wait hold on. There's a guy in the base! There's a guy in the base!
Oh he's there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
Watch, can you come get me, boss?
Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Oh well, okay, there's someone carrying my body with a gun. I don't know where though.
He might be at the blue doors, the doors, he...
That's okay, boss, you're trying your best.
That's what better is not so, sir.
I
What happened to my defense I just supercharger in mind
Capturing this when it's on our base. I don't know
It's possible that we saw our guys are blowing up open got me said
Oh, you're not right back everybody did not revive that guy. Oh, you wait. Oh, you wait foul. Oh, you wait
Little bit of human...
Oh, we are in shambles.
How is blue getting at you?
No, are we terrible?
Our whole team is dead and while the game is on off...
No, no, APC. If you guys are dead, APC is right there. It's gonna stop.
No, is that it?
The APC?
The thing I just found is somebody's backpack. It's like this huge box.
Hey, busy mister, can you stop the bugs like it's fun?
They're everywhere, P.
I'm up top trying to find angles and they are fucking everywhere.
Actually, I just got where, uh, deep-dive charges.
Come back in.
Follow me, boys, follow me, boys!
Now, I'm on a crazy run, I haven't even left the base, I've been 42,000.
This is your grade!
Uh-oh. Is it LMG mag?
Oh.
I got a bus, I got a bus.
Oh, do you belong here? The door's the other side!
There are two other doors on the side of the side!
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I'm
looking up a good, we're actually catching a lot of points right now boys, a lot of
points, we're doing good, we're doing good, a little bit weird how we're winning but
You know, whatever, whatever technique works, whatever technique works.
Oh my God, you just rebuild it.
Holy shit.
Who's who's doing all this supply runs for the polls?
This guy's a legend.
The hero.
He's a, he's a, he's a nice little hero.
You some armor, don't have armor?
Why you so much?
You can do, you can do much, you can do much.
You can do much.
Those motherfuckers guys, Mr. Horace said Mr. Horace said
Mr. Horace said we got we got to go see that castle for the mortars
They just give you building we got to go there casual
You didn't turn over here the cyber
Yeah, I see what you I see what you got me. I'm inside. I'm inside. Oh
Jesus Christ, I'm pinned down. I'm pinned down. This is sniper to the east. Hey, how you doing?
Perfect what a sweet light what a sweet little treat a sweet little flight. I
am killing myself
boys
Hop in Alicopter. We're going to tower four
Actually, no, there's no one on the roof because I've been mortaring it and there's no other book
We land right on the roof. We we trickle down kill them all cops to the base boom number mortars. Yeah
We got to get out.
We got to get out.
Just enough for you.
We got to see.
Okay.
Maybe Coco is still alive right now.
I'll try and just run out of them and die.
Talk to them at the base.
I'm heading towards my helicopter now.
Fuck it, boys.
Uh, will you go to the other place?
What'd you say?
Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself!
Wait, why?
Why?
We're going to all go to the helicopter, land on top of tower 4 and take all the
borders out.
I have C4 on me already, though.
Yeah, we're gonna go. Well, that's what we're going power four. I know I have C4 on me
Just push up Coco. It's right up there. It kills me as we go. We'll do that next year. I'm going
That's how it was right in front of us. We could just run up. We don't need to hell, you know, I
Yeah, on the roof. I'm next game was
We'll get we'll get the exact same. I would I buy a bigger backpack itself. I don't want to remake this whole kid
Did they kill him, Hunch?
No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, okay.
We tower three, tower three, tower four.
Hey, boys!
Let's ride.
This is a suicide mission. Just know that before you hop in.
I don't want to go on ammo, Hunch.
I'm coming.
Locking down, boys. Locking down.
I guarantee you, I would put my life line on it, but there's about to be a hundred motherfuckers
on this roof.
You think so?
Now that I said there's no one on the roof?
I guarantee you there's a thousand of them.
Oh, with this, we use the stream side to our advantage.
Breathe deep, breathe deep.
If you're watching this stream, grab the borders and launch it on the roof before
we get there.
Clear out the roof, boys!
Here we go, here we go.
On my way.
Wait, you fucking left me!
Wait, what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, come back, come back.
I got you.
Oh, sorry, sorry, but...
Sorry, missy, missy, missy, missy.
Missy, missy, missy.
Who got me?
Huppie, huppie!
Do you believe in me?
Do you?
What's your faith in me?
What's your faith in me?
Put it in me!
Put it inside of me!
I'm slipping it in, I'm slipping it in!
Spit on it, spit on it!
Slap me and tell me you're proud of me!
Proud of you, Pete!
Oh, Proud of you, Pete!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Okay!
all right boys you heard the man
but I talked to you boys but I talked to you
we go here we go we go man it landed landed tell me you can come out of
here if you want
I
Yeah, I saw him shoot us out of the helicopter if you hop on the anti air and run away
Hey, I'm using my one SMITE DAT MOTHERFUCKER!
AUDIT CHILDREN!
Everybody gets one.
Everybody gets one.
I got my one.
Get moving.
All right, boys.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
Well, that went right to plan.
That's right.
Just as we drew it up.
Just like we drew up.
I'm sure that helicopter doesn't have a rotor.
That's right, just as we drew it up. Just like we drew it up, sir, that helicopter doesn't have a rotor.
They'll never expect it a second time.
They'll never expect it a second time. They'll never expect it a second time.
No way they will. No way. I should be doing a dick!
We really run it back. We really run it back!
I'm trying to fly this time, boss.
You can fly, boss. You can fly.
Yes.
Do you know how?
Oh, do I know how?
Well, you're probably like a professor at all.
Oh, god.
All right, fine.
But I get, OK, well, I get to sit in the passenger seat
and grab your joystick the way there.
Yep.
And I'm not talking about the powerful joystick.
Yeah, I'm not talking about the helicopter joystick.
All right.
Are you hopping?
I'm locking for everybody.
I'm locking for everybody.
Yep.
Hop in, boys.
Hop in.
make sure I got my settings on good bye right sure I this place goes to his
place this whole place goes up in flames
get this and this
you going for this shit everybody everybody
and
we're
ready
let's get rich and die trying boys
we're sorry we're not
ready
all right
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I'm here
I don't know what language this guy is speaking, but he's getting through me!
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming back!
We're coming back!
What language are you talking about?
and laughing and laughing you know what they say what never never never no they
would never expect it if they're dying we do it one more time don't worry I got
another song lined up for this one you get the hell I get the music not
because I'm completely bored that's the only choice I have
Hey, I can dally, fuck you, you can dally.
I'm getting bored out here, you can dally.
I have 30,000, you can dally, you can dally.
Alright, I'll get dally.
All of you boys, bye, all of you boys.
Oh, Mr. Dabba, how about we take some wood good man, good a man?
And Mr. Rowdy, what about we take some wood good man, good a man?
Oh, oh my god.
I wish the battle was born in a section of LV.
There's no need for you to do so many fun.
I'll tell you why you're not here.
You're so stressed and marginalized.
You won't be able to beat a bottomless ass.
You know what you got?
I fucking give the tower two!
And shit down, you boy!
You're gonna pay for this, man!
You're gonna pay for this!
Thank you, Mr. Red Boy!
I'm going to stay behind you, and follow my boys' style again.
See, girls, finish that strike one!
No strike two!
Get rid of her!
Now let's run!
Jump, jump, jump!
I
Got my guys over here we're moving in from the the north
All right boys we blow that means wide open there was many bruises again before they win
Wait, where? No, you...
I shoot 243 meters away.
Fantastic. Fantastic. That'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen.
We can make a play here. We can make some happen.
Contestants, contestant?
We might have more people. He's gonna kill like one or two blues
We're down to down to
Oh
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I feel like I got one guy left here, it's Mr. Ago.
I don't think this mission went to plan.
I don't think this mission went to plan.
I couldn't even get to the gate.
Damn it.
Get it, Coco.
It's not a mission.
What are we going to do?
Wait, wait for me, guys.
I'm killing myself.
Wait for me, boys.
Wait for me.
I can't lose any more money.
We're in an attack helicopter.
We're in an attack helicopter.
Are we going hot?
Fuck the thousands.
Let's go right to the hot zone. We can't let him win.
Yeah, we're going to the hot zone and you're gonna have to drive separate. What we need?
I've been an attack helichopter
Helichopter?
Helichopter?
Helichopter, helichopter.
If you are not being a team player, oh
Hey, I thought you were still there. I was coming to help you boss. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I thank you for an attack helichopter run next, okay?
No, they're saying I'm not being a cheap player. Oh
I did
I usually know what I did. I did not purpose. Haha, but this I don't even know what I did
We don't let's the right
My buddy open for nickel back get a lot of shit, but when silver slide comes up on rotation y'all start jamming
I've reached a nickel back actually hasn't a couple good job. Oh
Thank you, baby right now, but I'm Chris more. I've known a good son. What's like the top like?
You guys to be like top to the side because you know get name one
Silver slide
Animal
Go right now, go right now, go right now.
Got it.
I made it, I made it.
Look for me, look for me.
I made it, I made it, I made it.
We'll do it, we'll do it.
Come on, bud.
Whoa, I'm down.
Hold on.
I don't know what happened to you.
Watch this guy later!
Watch it as much as I can!
I'm coming boys! I'm coming!
I'm coming boys!
I'm a crazy man so I'm just not a scumbag.
Yeah, we won it for the first time in history.
That is...
I
Was gonna save the world I was about to save the world
Nice nice nice are we
No, no, we're not on, it was just a fluke, it was a fluke.
No, yeah, it was a fluke, it was a fluke.
Oh shit, hold on, I don't know why this keeps happening.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Hold on guys, hold on now.
You saw it here first, now burp peanut,
not burp peanut on Twitch, YouTube and kick.
This is the new biggest reveal, the new map in War Dogs.
Go ahead and use your Twitch Prime for this exclusive access and footage.
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.
You run the map and that's possible for the other team.
My green team, green team wins!
Oh, yeah!
Too easy, too easy.
They said we couldn't do it.
They said we couldn't do it.
Well, that's what they gave for Gavrash.
You made it look easy.
Made it look too easy. Made it look far too easy.
Now don't look at the blurred out rotational aerial view of the entire unreleased leaked map
You stop looking at your screen guys. That is a picture of something else as a picture of something completely different guys
completely different
This is my back run on my computer of my ass
Yes, it's a picture of his ass
But it's zoomed in so you can see all the bacteria and they kind of picks they kind of put themselves together to make it make a town
I have to take a pee pee. I will be right back. I'll be right back
I have an idea brain blast it came to me while I was mission.
I was fingering my butthole picking out a little bit of poop which is where the g-spot is.
I hit the G-spot and dig and shit that a transit of energy up to my synapses in my brain where I came up with a great idea
We hopped a helicopter just as three with C4 and we go to the second closest the second closest
Who's he do we kind of the tower and we kind of wait there for like we hover in the air for maybe 60 seconds
120 seconds, and we wait till the air we push down a farm
Boom! We kill them, we capture them,
we can be like five guys right there,
then Hutch kills himself.
Yes, it's my favorite part!
How do you find out?
How do you know?
Here it is, and then Hutch teleports back to home base,
grabs supplies, brings it back over,
and we build a little hut around the farms
so they can capture their own tower.
Man, we have two towers,
one team is without a tower for the whole game.
What do you think?
I think that they'll just keep going back
till it's theirs.
Well, they can try they can try but they will fail they can try but they fail guys
I need a name of someone on the green team who I could permanently but yeah, I'm not in yeah, I'm not in
What do you in nope? Oh?
No, you at least one time
Stitch stitch stitch what's your name? What's the name? Oh here we go?
Cross get his ass out cross. We idiot. Yeah cross complete idiot
gris
Who else? Uh, Red, Skankhog, which I mean, the Madman, um, Possum, Youngthirst.
I mean, how'd you end? Nope. I give you another name? You got the name?
Oh, wait, that's me. Uh, Froggy, Frostbite, uh, Dillon, Dr. Peter Butter, Complete Idiot,
Bust and Dider, Bullet up the ass, Coco B has a fat dick,
What is society?
Akko, Coco is the best, Coco is really handsome,
Coco B is really cool.
If you keep joining the green team,
you're just gonna get fucking bad, you idiot.
Join another team.
Are these real names?
Are these real names?
Are you sure these are real names?
Dude, it's real names.
Here's a guy in front of me, don't keep this guy.
on the prime
thank you i'm in
i'm just going to perform
so i want to get up
it up
but i don't mind
it's not with power
the king
i have to go make money because i'm poor
i've lost everything and everything and everyone and everything
You got the squad pay?
Yep, I'm in.
I'm in.
What the hell?
What the hell?
What's that?
What is that?
Are the devs here or something?
I'm out of coke, Joe.
What the hell?
Oh, what did you get, bitch?
They would never say they got it on me.
Because I'm beautiful and perfect.
You are beautiful, Hutch.
I know him.
You are beautiful.
When I met you, Hutch, I was like, holy shit.
What a giant fucking man.
Yep.
What the hell? What the hell's going on?
What the hell is going on here, guys?
What is going on?
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm telling you.
No, not true, you fucking assholes.
How'd you say that, John Wardogs?
Wait, guys, please watch. Please watch, please watch.
Fuck you!
Get in my heli!
I don't know, man.
I don't fuck you!
Don't be a mess with us guys!
He's bad!
He's developed!
He's really messed with us!
I've got to buy some!
Everybody in!
I'm Polar!
I'm gonna buy a bigger backpack.
Get in!
You see the load this thing's under I should not have done that actually now I think that
my kid is about to be far too expensive I mean what am I doing why did I okay that
That was stupid. That was stupid.
Shit. That was stupid.
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Uh...
Uh...
Jesus Christ. Oh my God.
I need my kids to now $16,000. Fantastic. Alright.
For $16,000, $16,000. I bought a MV-5 fully decked out in a Fibylator charge, extra supercharger, 3C4, detonator, two iFax, 10 bandages, two extra stacks of ammo and two magazines along with level 3 armor, level 2 helmet, a rig, a huge backpack and a parachute.
Yeah
Oh, hey, wait for us!
Ah, buddy, boys!
You're a bastard.
You're a bastard.
You're a bastard.
You're a son of a bitch.
Oh, wait, we forgot to do that.
Wait, who's fine to say?
Hey, hold on.
Dude, I forget to.
Oh, OK, that's what happened.
I forgot to lock the.
Hotch, you're not even in our team.
Well?
Join our team!
Hey, what the hell are you going to join, James?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Aaron, join back, join back!
I'm coming down, Coco, where you at?
We left, we left.
You bastard!
No!
No!
He picked my little ass up and picked my ass up.
I'll cut you!
I'll cut you in flames!
Oh, God.
All right, fine, you can do it.
All right, guys, I'm waiting for the American heat into our group.
He promised me, um...
It's confidential.
It's confidential.
It's unrelated.
You see me and him? Me and him and him and God.
There!
Well, there's already dead here.
How's everybody already dead?
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm fine with me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sick.
Hey, on your right.
Am I right?
Where?
Oh, gee, nothing.
There's people everywhere in these houses.
I hear a bunch of blasts.
A bunch of clapping.
Oh God! Oh God! Guys! Guys! Guys!
There's people all around me. Can I not tax-ped anymore? Am I too fat?
I think I can tax-ped anymore.
I
Can
Moses being sent I arrived in America's airport
My sister number
Kazakhstan oh
always kidding
you think? what was your first clue pal? what was your first clue?
did i like it?
he's gone he's gone
lose air!
go back to your shit life fussy
get on back to your crap life
is there any way to force revive myself?
i feel like i got deserve it
i feel like i got deserve a little
a little a little
I was a little residuty, a little residoodle.
I could use a little residoodle right now.
Sir, sir, I know a lot different teams
when I was killed by a cheater.
Do you think I could have a quick race?
$60,000 it's it's 60 it's I'm landing right now okay okay on me yeah yeah only 40 key
after four hours I'm also unlocking stuff guys guys can anyone hear me
You need one of you?
Oh, that's too much.
I'm gonna lose.
Okay.
Sarcos, be careful. There's not too many people in my movie.
Sarcos, come on.
You got this. You got this. Come on, Sarcos.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
No!
Sir, sir!
Sir!
Please, I was killed by the cheater.
Please, I am...
more please!
any moment now one of our guys will take down this gentleman here
maybe the fifth guy is the dark, fifth guy is the dark
Oh, ha! Take that, little old fuck yourself!
No way, we are on a Shield Team Six reaction mission, and he is lighting a fire with the friction with his hands!
Are you serious?!
Thank you, Dave, you're a fine soldier!
A fine soldier indeed.
You motherfucker! Where's Malone? Where's Malone? Where is he?
Hold on, what did I just say, hold on, what did I just say? What did I just say? What
Hold on, what did that guy just say?
What did he just say?
What did that guy just say?
Hold on, what did that guy just say?
What did he say?
What did that guy just say?
I'm thinking, I'm dodging.
I'm dodging.
Thank you, good job, thank you, good job.
Dude, this son of a bitch, this Malone guy killed me
and took my entire kit.
I got squads, I got squads, I got squads!
I got squads, I got squads!
I got squads, I got squads!
Get up soldiers, get up!
Watch out, there's a guy stabbing for the door!
I got squads, I got squads!
Oh, it's all about.
Sheer!
Get up, boys!
Get up, get up, get up!
I'm here!
I'm here!
Get up, boys!
Get up!
Lucky I ran out of anti-hookies.
Oh.
Fuck you, chef.
Where's my heels at?
Oh.
I'll give you $5 if you res me down.
What about $2?
That was another test! That was another test! That was another test! That was another
test! He passed! He passed! He passed! All right, pal! All right, I'm out of here!
Good luck, good sir! That was another test! That was another test! I didn't see anything
I'm gonna be in check.
I don't know if this is the move, I can't tag me anymore. I'm too fat. I'm too fat.
We are fucking surrounded!
Go, go, go, go, go, go! You get too much!
I'm dead. I'm trying to get rest. I'm way back at Phob.
Oh, that's... oh, okay, that's a dead person.
Okay, uh, let's...
I'm gonna try to double-check.
You can never beat T-shirt.
You can never beat T-shirt, boys.
You can never beat T-shirt.
Huh.
A little bit of packing, a little bit of packing.
You gonna go, are you next to me, dead?
I can't revive you?
No, no, no.
No, no.
I'm coming.
I'm not spawning.
I'm not spawning.
We're coming!
Did you get that fool?
Did you get that fool?
IN THAT HOUSE?!
I'm going in!
Yeah, you touched me now!
right now
I got you bastard
Oh, I got you bastard
Where is he boy? Where is he? Where is he? Where'd he go? Oh, they got it. Good work. Good work
I got you Mr. Buster, don't you worry.
You're the best.
You're the best.
I'm gonna beat you to the end.
Everybody around your house, you're the best.
You're not cooking up these people fucking everywhere.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Nobody here today, nobody here.
I see four of the house.
I see four of the house.
I got you, Mr. Buster.
I got a team with me too.
Boys, they're in the tower.
The tower?
They're there?
Yes, they're taking it right now.
Which tower?
Tower?
They're a tower.
Tower one.
Tower one.
They're all over tower one.
I gotta get back to tower one.
Help me please God.
I gotta get back to tower one.
Take a tower one.
Take a tower one.
We got another guy that's gonna have some collections
I'm coming I'm coming
Where are they? Where?
There's like five to the east of me
I'm gonna kill them, they're coming there
They're seeding the pilots
Come on, game!
Move to the left, move to the left
No, instead he went thrace
Jesus Christ
So good I'm paid dad I can't do nothing
Oh, you have to really shoot guys the guy at the tower the the telephone
Oh, I think so, yeah
What?
I'm so fucking fat
I'm so fucking fat
I'm a junkie monkey
I'm so fucking fat
Oh, shit, sorry
I'm just murdering everybody, holy shit
I'm fucking lit
I'm dead, I'm dead
Yeah, watch me out
Oh yeah, I see, I see, I see
I'm coming towards you
I'm just gonna get this guy to tower first
Yeah, they get him boys, we gotta get him
What's that's a tape me?
I'm coming boys.
Beep beep beep!
Holy shit!
You're not looking too good.
You're not looking too good.
I feel too good.
Go go go go go!
Got one got one!
There's the LMG guy.
at the telephone tower
okay that green car green truck as well
that's it that's it
fucking days
because we're gaining points we're gaining points keep everybody alive
do that moving up moving up i go to i go to that tower
as is this is this is
Hey, I'm so much people on me. Oh my god. I'm not like my mom people
That's good
I'm gonna die from everywhere! I don't even know fucking where!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
You wait that long! You wait that long!
I'm gonna hide there! There should be from everywhere! I can't even fucking move!
You won't! You won't! You won't!
I'm no one's fucking! I'm gonna die!
We're gonna jump from the east and the north!
I'm moving north! I'm moving north!
Go, go, go!
Oh
I see that fashion I see him guys. It's a jackass at the top of the stadium lights at the stadium
Here we go right there. I see him. You see him. Anybody else got to consider guy. I can try. I'll try I'll try
I'll shoot with the same time. I'll shoot with the same time. Are we ready?
Yeah, he's dead. He's dead. Double to dead. Oh, really?
Nice job, Coco. Nice job. Thank you, my friend.
How's it going?
We got guys at the church. I have C4P
I got time to see if I got so much of a nine on me
Tag oh my god
Wait, wait, what's up on stadium I think we should church eyes it up. Oh, yeah, I used to go to the bottom of here
Oh my god, he's right there. He's literally right there. Why is all these angles?
Is this one of the other stadium lights?
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, he's right here.
I had it three times.
That's a crazy angle.
These guys are bitches.
What the fuck is that angle?
Push it up to the church?
It's probably coming down the ladder right now.
Guys, I don't even think they have a FOMO that church.
I don't know if that's where it's pushing.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I think we go tower two.
Why don't we be everybody in tower two?
Yeah?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Once you hear how'd you
Move out to it moved out to boys. It's our two
Boys talent you come on boys
It's right me south
Fuck them we're all gonna be out of here in a second anyways, we want our two
I should be the point hop in the state to some pastries. You didn't eat. Oh, there's only one
Oh my god. Oh, he's a hero! He's a hero!
I will remember you!
I will remember you!
Are you a baby?
Oh, thank you, good sir.
Come on boys, we got a Siege Tower, too. I've got nine C4s, we're gonna blow that thing wide open!
Eww, the hot zone's on the right, though.
Fuck Nigel, we're getting points anyways. We're gonna blow the sea up and make sure they don't have any towers
Or should we get the second tower too we can pull it you already have tower one if you got to the second tower
We can pull it with the game
Master plan the master plan
We got the whole squad running with us right now, isn't it?
We genuinely have everybody.
I got out of the blue car
it looks like there's already walls built unless there's a default walls I
I don't know
Coming down from the sides
Guy over there is well on the right, we give him
There's a built wall, there's a built wall
There's definitely a built wall, we gotta come to this farm
Where's the end?
Come on boys, go, go, go
Where's the farm at?
Oh shit, that's grenades
I found the bombs on me
Hold on down hold on at the chain link fence has the level six armor
Recapture recapture nice nice nice little bit of packing little bit of packing. Thank you. Good sir. Thank you
You good, Jack?
That's right, Ian!
Not good, boys!
We are cooking!
Blackhawk, blackhawk!
Injured, injured!
Bob's out, boys!
I'm gonna grab a hammer, simple!
Nice, nice, nice, nice!
Hans, can you bring in some supplies?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Hodge, can you bring in some supplies?
No, I'm with you here. This is the part the plan where you kill yourself remember my favorite part
That's a part is
Okay, baby
What are you guys rockin? I got 75,000
How about you, huh?
Uh, somebody mark up?
Okay.
There's actually a ton of building spies already here.
We're good.
I'm going to seal the base in.
Can we see it?
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm here, Peter.
You got me, got me, got me, got me, got me, got me.
Oh, I'm inside, I'm inside.
Where?
Uh, uh, northeast, northeast.
We got tons of building supplies, tons of building supplies, I can build this whole place
I'm scared for it.
I see, we can come out.
Tell one of the, tell one of the bungalows to go see us and hack that code, you gotta
get the code.
Oh fuck.
Yeah there's like five snipers.
Obviously building the other side.
Oh genius.
What the hell is this we destroy all these these are what what?
TONGUE! WHAT TONGUE?!
WRONG ONE! JUNGLES! WRONG ONE! JUNGLES! DESTROY THESE!
Wait, I'm not talking- Wait, why am I not talking a game?
JUNGLES! THESE ARE THE WRONG WALLS! DESTROY THEM!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
What the hell is going on?
Okay, that feels like North somewhere, so...
Pringles! Pringles! Pringles!
Pringles! Pringles!
I
Just got launched like 40 minutes in the voice I need to revive asap
Sharko's
Darko's don't you worry. I'll build the base first boss. You just stay pretty you just stand there. Look pretty
He was I go back go back go back
I
Wasn't even a mortar what the hell was that?
What the fuck is going on man
We'll take a little fire next to me. Yeah, yeah, I got five. I got five. I'm always on this bad boy up
I did what done up over the fourth wall
It's the most pieces shit base, it's not be building bases
Oh my oh my god, oh my god
I'm still just sitting up on top of your base, but you make sure they don't land on us.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
I want to have the whole base enclosed.
Oh
Damn it complete idiot your name is fitting can somebody
Thank you
It's got a warp of hands.
Oh my god, he's a whole team.
It takes a whole village.
Oh my god!
Alright, you know what guys, that one was on me.
That one was on me, guys.
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
Yes, I got it.
I got it.
Okay, that one's on me.
I'll admit that.
I'll admit that.
I could have not been building while they were rocking.
Alright.
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
Mistakes we made.
I'm gonna take you to Passage.
Okay, I read the whole place and closed.
So it closed out the little gaps so they can't snipe us to them.
Oh wait, no wait, one more wall, one more wall, one more wall.
Oh, this set of things, oh wait, this guy's still stabbing me, oh my, oh my.
Oh
Oh
Oh, keep it boys keep it keep it boys
Keep it
Oh
Oh my god, this is egregious. This is egregious. This is egregious.
This technically works. This technically works.
Okay, we're good. We're good. All right. All right. All right. The whole place is closed.
The whole place is closed. We're good. We're good. We're safe. We're safe.
All right. We're good boys. We're good boys.
Somebody get some fucking mortars up and blow those guys to kingdom come!
Okay, team killer's just... what do you mean... I was just looking at him!
Oh
That was like five minutes ago that should not count. That should not be counted. That doesn't count
I
Punch where's our place where's the actual format?
We don't know it's not just but I'll be going close out real quick
I put some doors on the base as well so they can't come up to you as easy
Mostly to lock up this place inside so they can't hack it even if they do get the farm the left end
I guess they'll get the father. Excuse me to come here to hack it without getting the father
That's really happen to take the father as well
Is there other towers to large
By the captain's spot is completely closed with good with good with good
It can't get the computer. Oh, yeah, we do have the other computer
They take our shit. They took our shit while we were gone
It's a good shit oh
No
My gosh, I says 30 dead people. Oh my god get the revive. What is going on out here?
What is going on out here boys?
Somebody get some borders up
But our doors are ready
How did you stand at them
You got it you like we tell the boys to pull the boys to pull
Oh, I don't know how to pull it, but how do we pull it?
How do we pull it?
How do we pull it?
Now that we have both computers.
Dude, you need to go to the fog and it allows you to pull it from there.
Oh, I'm going to go pull it, I'm going to pull it.
I'm going to go take care of it.
Keep on that computer, keep on that computer, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't move, don't move.
No, go, go, go, go!
Oh, God!
Oh, God, we're under fire!
We're under fire!
Hey, what, what, what, what, what?
During the chaos,
if you can look up to the direction
where the rockets are coming from,
I can go kill you.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm pulling this out, I'm pulling this out.
Move, zone, pull, zone, pull.
We're pulling this out, we're pulling this out.
We're taking every line.
We're taking everybody back up so we can
counter his players.
Move, move, move!
Get everybody back up boys to revive it!
We're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go.
Give it a side chopper, give it a side chopper as well.
We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked.
Everyone spread out, spread out, don't be fucked up together!
Spread out boys, spread out!
That's all the hills in the west, cookin' up meat, you killed all the hills in the west.
We're not, we're not, come to the west, come to the west!
Okay.
Okay.
We're so fucked, we are so fucked, oh my gosh, we're so fucked.
They are surrounding our compound with LMGs, LMGs, with bipods all around the compound
in the mountains.
We're dead.
It's over.
It's over.
Why do we need to do it?
Hmm.
We're smoking, we're not, we're not smoking!
We can use the smokes right now.
Go get it.
Go get it.
What the hell is going on?
Oh yeah, go get it to the tower.
I'm going to get it.
Do you have any smokes?
I'm not there, babe.
Who needs that?
They were digging and American people.
Okay.
I don't know everything.
We're getting sauce over here.
We are getting sucked, we are getting absolutely sucked.
We are getting absolutely sucked, it is ridiculous.
There is a guy who is on the mountain next to our base killing our helicopters as they
are leaving.
Yep, yep, I know.
I'm gonna start putting up random walls.
I'm just gonna start putting up random walls.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about our base like they're gonna be shot at the supplies.
Oh, perfect.
I'm out of supplies.
We know I'm not.
We want to see about our supplies.
Whoa.
I'm gonna fly!
Why can't I build?
We're running techie, we're running techie. We're doing the rat maze.
Be my rat family, be my rat family!
We are getting cooked. We need immediate help. Even immediate help.
We are getting cooked right now.
Oh
Get up boys get up if it's a privilege if it's a privilege don't let it be boys hold the line
Oh
This cas guy has been doing nothing
My goodness, oh my goodness
Whoever said, I'll almost not give you wish my brother Austin the big...
Oh!
Oh!
Happy birthday, Austin!
What a great, darned ass!
I'm just lounging right now.
We're just hanging out, so it's no big deal.
Happy birthday, Austin!
Oh!
What a whipsicle day!
What a whipsicle day!
Oh!
What a whipsicle day!
Oh!
What a whipsicle day!
Oh!
What a whipsicle day!
Ah!
Oh!
Hmm?
We're on, Dad.
We're all dead.
Everybody's dead.
We're cut.
We're cut.
Everybody's dead.
Everyone's dead.
Everyone's dead.
Everyone's dead.
Guys, do you hear that?
These are guys that said the N-Ware.
Can't be having that on the server.
Hold on.
Let me see it.
No racist.
Oh, is it?
We do.
What else is there?
What else is there?
What else is there?
What else is there?
What else is there?
What else is there?
you heard it oh hold on a minute oh okay I'm not so we gotta make sure we want
to make sure though you want to make absolutely
thank you boys thank you boys
You heard of your first guys?
You heard of your first?
You heard of your first guys?
You heard of your first?
That's a confirmation right there.
That is a confirmation.
That is a confirmation, guys.
It's up to Mr. Possum.
And this other fella.
I don't think so.
Is that what just add tower two?
Huh?
Let's just go take tower one.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I just left tower one.
We're gonna take it back.
This place is soft.
It's all planned and stuff.
There's all planned stuff.
I'm bandit.
I'm bandit.
I'm bandit.
We got two on team.
We got two on team.
Well, should we die?
Should we die?
You drive me said yes no stay never back that never what nickel back not again
okay all right all right we are that once you will give it like 60 more
We're seeing Mr. Possum, could you grab us?
Mr. Possum!
Mr. Possum!
Kylie, Kylie, Jane!
We might be safe, we might be safe!
We're safe, we're safe!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Guys, we're back, we're back, this might not be, this might not, this might not, oh my god, some jackass took all my shit.
my shit some pieces it took all of my stuff oh my god oh my goodness it's all
my stuff I have nothing I've no mags oh okay I didn't see that I didn't see that
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I have a fresh backpack if you didn't reach fine
Boys, I got wife that girl. I'll be back in a little bit. No
I got wife that girl. I gotta go. We did bite this boss. Okay
I'm mad at that. I got a shield poster ready to pop
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing!
Got you, got you, got you, got you!
Is that maybe he's gonna go watch Warp Island with his wife?
Probably.
Looks likely.
Oh.
Uh, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Yeah, I will.
This is a cold red.
This is a cold red situation.
Cold red situation.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what's a cold red situation.
Oh my god, dude.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
This in case never gonna be too certain. Oh my god. Holy shit. Oh my god. It's a good red. It's good red
It's good red. I was looking for defense. I was looking for defense. I was looking I was looking oh my god. Oh
My goodness. All right. I decided to give up
It's crap. It's crap. It's crap. Oh
We're going back boys. We're going back
We gave up tower two. It was a fine fight. It was a fine fight
We gave it everything we had boys
Yeah, I want.
Let's go for Tower One. Go get it. Help me, Tower One.
It's pretty clear.
Coming up, coming up.
I'm about to boost off right now.
Get up, come up, come up, come up.
Tower One, boys. Tower One, go, go, go!
100k run went right down, boys. We're doing 100k run right down!
Oh
We'll be heading way where I never
Well don't worry boy prove it. We have to start supply runner
You really want to supply runners on the team?
Well, you said you would be one no tonight?
I will be, Genji! I will be in one now!
Fuck you!
You don't want to see me spend my weeks and fly!
You don't want to see me spend my weeks and fly!
But I will!
No one believes me until I start it singing!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
let's run oh quick go go come with where's the fireman I eat a hammer
oh thank you for saving time it's gonna save tower one oh my god we see
so much time okay yeah how do I build these things I want to build these things
oh god there's only a small hammer I can't do anything with that
They're here. They're here.
Who's here?
They're killing everybody.
The enemy.
Good one.
David, APC here.
APC here.
I got C4. I got C4. I got C4.
Where's C4?
Where's C4?
Call me. Call me now.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
C4.
Move move move!
Oh god.
I'm dead. Fuck fuck!
I'm at 440k- I was getting 440k bitches, Jagdy!
OH SHIT!
OH THAT RUN!
I'M COMING, I'M COMING!
Wait, what do you mean?
Wait.
Oh god, you're a mile away!
Yeah, the zone was right here.
Fuck, it's gone now.
But if we get hotel or one, I'm below a bunch of dudes.
Holy crap, good work, boys!
Oh, there was something coming.
I'm gonna tell the team that we need a greed guy to bring a big hammer to power.
No wait, no wait, no wait, no wait, we need to save time.
Tabi got tower one, we'll take two at a time.
P1!
Okay, oh my god, we saved too much time, what do we do with all this extra time?
Oh my god.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Did Redneck make our tower?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're supposed to be here.
It's completely, it's completely silent here.
No one is here.
At all.
That won't...
What's that white thing that's doing a white line?
You see that?
That, that just being pulled, that just being pulled.
You're pulling it from the stadium.
Yeah, so what does that mean?
It means they're building up the stadium
and they're pulling it.
Okay, we gotta fight the stadium then, yeah?
Okay, well now it's not so quiet.
30 seconds after arriving.
I wonder if how that happened.
All right, hold on.
You're gonna be okay.
Welcome back to scene one.
Thank you for saving time and saving time.
Oh, damn it, I'm trying to get the truck in.
Okay.
Oh my God, dude.
Oh my God, he's about to have some serious
disconnection issues.
Oh my God, serious disconnection issues for Mr. Fox.
Huge disconnection issues.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my God, hold up.
I think his internet's going down, his router.
Oh shit!
Where are they getting more?
Oh my god!
Are they upstairs or are they on ground?
I don't know, I don't know!
Don't worry, I got too much!
Dirty greens...
Oh shit! Fuck you, dirty red!
We got how you see your name
Fucking motor again from our old Bob. He's inside of Bob. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm where I was you didn't want to see his real name
Losing well, baby enemies. I don't know that good. I'm not that good at the game like spots. Oh
Oh wait, where did Vox go?
Hey PC, please stop, please stop right there, stop right there PC, I know you can hear me.
Oh that son of a bitch, he's just gonna, oh my god, oh my god, I fucking knew it.
Dude, the guy that was mortaring us the whole time, I was going to ban him, so I'm trying
to figure out his real name because he has the hide name thing on, but he left and now
he's gonna rejoin with, uh, he's just gonna change his name again.
He's just watching to see me saw that I was gonna ban him.
Damn it.
He's outsmarting us. He outsmarting us.
Let's do technology. Let's do technology.
Is that what became it?
Good work soldier. Good work. Keep up the good work.
I got too American. He got too way much.
I got to worry
We gotta get that stadium we are gonna get that stadium destroy that farm you down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down
Listen, listen, I don't call this part of the building yet bro quick though. This side
Oh my god, you're there fucking everywhere. Suspiciously, just after we get back here.
Okay, we gotta get to that city. We need a car, we need a car. Move north, move north.
Is your black hot?
Meat black hot! Meat black hot!
Reject! Reject!
Hit it!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, just gotta do a quick return trip, quick return trip.
A little bit of healing, a little bit of healing!
Oh, uh, uh, okay.
Where's that guy?
This? Oh, there.
He's at the top, uh, top seats of the stadium.
There's a guy.
He's watching, watching.
I don't know if we're gonna get in here.
They got this thing posted up.
They are posting.
They are posting.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm running. I'm like 200 meters as a clue to the apartment buildings by building
Fading or we are we dead over there? No, we're fake. We're fake. We do over here boss. It's a quick one
Go left go left. Go behind this side. This stone wall. Come to me
No, I can't hold that. I can't hold that. You hold that. No. I'm trying to find out
Yeah, hold that
Got you! Got you! Got you! Got you!
Got hit! Got hit!
He's in the flashlight right in front of us. He's one on the right!
Not sure.
How'd you get up there?
We gotta take! We gotta take!
We're cooking! We're cooking!
Fuck you!
You tell him boss and you tell him
building right there. I got you. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
They're the first that's like our class from us. It's what that the right
side of the big square. Yes. We're gonna sweep black killer. We have the
left side to move. We'll do a little circle around it.
What the fuck is this? I've never seen this before.
What the fuck is that?
Look at the floor.
Well, I knew it. Pimp down! We're pimp down!
I got you, Mr. Heat!
Don't do it, boss!
Yep!
You listen here, young man.
You've lost your D5 privileges.
Huh?
Run!
What do you say?
What do you say?
I said these mortars are a little producing though.
They're not.
You might be having some connections dude.
Might have a little bit of Wi-Fi problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a Wi-Fi, it's a Wi-Fi.
It's a Wi-Fi, it's a Wi-Fi.
You can go down at any moment.
Those boxes are finicky.
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.
Yeah, where my thing is?
Oh damn, they got that huge one.
Oh my God, I see that until now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see that voice?
I see that too, too, too.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, we got infantry there. I got C4.
I'm going in!
Madness!
Madness!
I'm going to blow it up, blow it up!
I'm blowing it boys!
I'm dead, I'm dead, fuck!
I blew the doors, I blew the doors, it's open, it's open, it's open!
Get in there sweater boy, get in there!
Give up steel!
We're going in, we're going in!
Get him. Get him.
Oh, they just have to do the whole package with them, buddy?
They don't have that?
There's a lot of men, P.
I know, I know.
I'm gonna blow up the respawn. I'm gonna blow up the respawn. I'm gonna blow up the respawn.
I don't have enough people for this. I'm fine, and I'm gonna knock them down.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
I'm gonna aid you and be the city media medical assistant, please.
I'm gonna pin down over here. I'll try.
I'm gonna pin this, I'm gonna pin this.
Oh, I'm dead. Fuck, I'm dead.
Mr. Coconut!
Go!
I'm gonna tell SWEDDOM to keep pinning down. We'll just fly back. We'll fly back, okay?
There you go. It's a close fight. It's a close fight for sure.
Alright, okay, kizap, kizap, kizap.
Wait, you back?
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Come grab me, bud! Come grab me!
But you're like literally the open, like, I, it's...
I'm in the base, I'm in the base! Just run through the front, go right!
I'm, I'm, I'm, this is a little cubby you can sneak into.
It's completely safe.
I'm telling you, if I run, I'm dead.
But you got this, Coco, you gotta make a play!
You gotta make a play.
You gotta make a play, Buss.
Come on, Coco, come on, Coco, you gotta make a play.
I'm coming!
You gotta make a play, Coco!
Where's this ham?!
Where is that?
I don't know why you just run the over like that. That's kind of dumb
Classic company that I give clear precise instructions on how to stay alive and he just he just goes away
Oh, I'm being dragged by four red guys?
Are they taking you?
Yes, they are taking me right now.
They are...
Who in my peanut pack right now?
I told you to hear me. Bring my peanut pack right fuckin' now.
They are dragging me deep into the base.
I am now in the back of the base.
They took our president!
I'm now as deep into the base as you can possibly go.
I am, they took my ass
Now they are fucking my ass in the corner
I am being uh, I'm being quote fucked in the corner
Uh, go get it
That's for the team
Yes, yes, uh
I could use just a quick revive whenever you're ready
Whenever you're ready to
Are they in there?
Yes, they're on W
There, on dummy, there's like two of you on dummy.
Ah, perfect.
All right, I'm killing myself.
Yeah, yeah, probably a good idea.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent,
excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Charming person, come on.
Is that all, buddy?
That round was, you guys notice?
I can't get a set, was that?
Is that all, buddy?
Well, yeah.
I watch or you get the good?
Oh
You locked out already
That guy's about to have some uh disconnect issues fucking shit that guys might have some disconnect issues
Put a little bit of Wi-Fi problem for that guy. Wi-Fi problem for that guy.
I said that guy's about to have some Wi-Fi problems.
You have Wi-Fi problems?
No, I don't have Wi-Fi problems.
I said that guy is about to have some Wi-Fi problems.
I got a good couple's therapist. You need it.
No, I don't need a couple's therapist.
I said that guy might have some Wi-Fi problems.
Alright, alright, we'll get a drink or something. We'll talk it out.
It's okay.
Okay, alright, that works.
I died. I don't even know how I just died.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Follow me, Dave. Follow me, boys.
I think our guys are winning. I think our guys are winning.
We're not too far in the game yet. We got 35 boys. Not too jammy. Not too jammy.
Don't worry, I've got your stand still.
I got you, boss.
Bob, I'm here to save you.
Don't you worry.
There you go.
Come on, go for it.
Come on, go for it.
I'm healing up, I'm healing up.
We gotta get in there, boss. We gotta take that. We gotta take that fob.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
That's a crazy base. That is a crazy base.
Yeah, they've got some rush base.
That's a double airlock rush base right there.
They got the G3 workbench.
Oh, guys, drop it out of three. Look out.
Oh, jeez.
Got him?
One more. One more.
One more. One more.
I could go we take this far we get this far right now
I don't have any names I gotta see for though
You see what kill people like in the same fast
You speak here
I'm moving I'm moving
You guys I think I guys might already have it
Okay
There we go you're an idiot
I got you, Hank.
Jesus.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Be happy.
Smile.
Have fun.
Be joyful.
Be jolly.
Those are the things I do about you.
Fuck yourself and then die in that order.
Don't forget the first part.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Please use double shit for fast bread.
No, I'm too fat for fast bread.
I'm too heavy.
I'm too heavy.
I'm too heavy.
It's gonna be faster.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Oh, what are you doing?
I'm running, right?
Well, are we taking the 5 yet?
I think so.
I think this is ours.
Are you sure?
I don't see it.
That's not spinning, it's spinning.
Where's the actual 5 thing?
The nanonautics?
No, they're running on us.
Shoot, guys, where's the actual 5 thing?
Like, where's the actual, like, 5 doozy?
I'll leave you captioning it.
Can you build without a fob?
Do you need a fob?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There is a fob here, guys.
It's just an art.
Oh, it's in the building, I think.
Hey, is it?
Wait, where's the fob at?
Oh, wait.
I'll go and try it.
Hey, guys, there's anti-air vehicles here.
Our anti-air things.
I'm gonna hop on one.
Pull them up.
How do you even get up there?
Who built this stupid maze?
Jesus Christ
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, dude, you're Wifi, Wifi, oh my god Wifi running, it's going down
Look, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, you got me, Bunch?
You're down? Yeah, I'm coming, I think Aaron Yecker got you, he got you
I'm good
Mr. Aaron?
Mr. Aaron?
Mr. Aaron?
Fuck it in, boys, fuck it in
I
Do these people to the east
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
I got one, I got one
Like that right? Yeah
One right here, one right here
A lot, a lot, like four, four, four
my marker
i did your job i'll beat it out beat it out
they should be like you were right here but now they're like
i don't get the the empty air things
I'm trying to get the anti-air so I can shoot out this helicopter but I can't get up.
I don't know who built this piece of crap.
And Ross, we boost each other, baby, you mean by boosting?
I'll let you get a boost in this game.
I think we might fall through each other.
The anti-air thing is on top of the Susie Doosie but I can't get to it.
The anti-air thing is on top of the Susie Newsie but I can't get to it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Oh, hold on now.
Hold on now, is it?
Hold on now.
27 meters northeast.
Do you see Kevin?
Northeast, I'm walking.
I don't see nothing.
Enemy calling the middle.
That's what I'm doing with the car.
Got me, dad!
Gotcha!
Maybe when that helicopter passes by over time, I'm gonna try to hop up real quick.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die though.
Fucking...
We're winning, we're winning!
We are? Oh, we are!
What is that?
We are cooking, boy!
We are cooking!
We're doing pretty good!
Where did that helicopter go?
Oh, I see! I see! I see!
I'm going for it! I'm going for it!
I'm going for it! I'm going for it!
Oh, it has no rockets.
Perfect! Perfect!
Fantastic!
Oh, they're dropping! They're dropping!
Right over there! Right over there!
What?
Okay, we're still on the go.
We got it, we got it.
Oh, don't worry, Mr. Tommy. I got ya.
Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.
Well, you're not having too much to do.
Anytime, boss. Anytime.
Oh
I'm actually done here boys. I would not
It's a couple guys dropping out. We got everybody to move to the zone
Yeah, yeah, we can I think let's pick our guys up. Let's move to the zone. We get Mr. Cullo
I'm down here. I'm down here. I'm down here
I'm trying to focus
Yeah, I need to kind of scragglers as we just move
I can't read here's game with me this shit crashes
I'm going to miss the cool-o miss the cool-o miss the cool-o
Oh
Cousin clapper oh must be a European name. I have heard that name before
Oh my god
Gotcha
little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
You're not.
You okay, P?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
I was just speaking to a couple guys.
We're all up there, we're all up there.
We're up in a separate place.
Okay.
I can keep my eyes deep.
I can keep my eyes deep.
I see about this game.
Yeah, honestly dude, I think I'm going to win this game
except for the snipers.
I fucking hate the snipers.
the guns kind of though pretty bad I need that I need that the helicopters and
the tanks even little odd ballots right now boys because they may have been cheaper
for the beta they're gonna the things gonna be a lot more expensive whatever
the game actually come down the guns are you know that'll kind of say that's
kind of working out I don't have to be like always you know such a tough weapon
of course you kill me I guess I don't use with the tripods I got a
win that might be something that might be something that has to be really
It's basically a sniper that's fully auto.
I made it to the hot zone. Alright, come on boys to the hot zone!
Okay, I'm coming.
Hey, how are ya?
What are you about? What do you know about the blue team?
What inside intelligence did you have?
You have it!
We need right now!
Fuck him! Fuck him! Fuck him! Fuck him!
Thank you, good job!
On the big, on the big boys!
Gotcha!
Oh!
You better pack it a little bit back in better guys actually better you can laser the ak-74 do I
do the ak-74 did not work for me that did not work for me I'm not the epi five I'm using
beams this ain't even a distance behind where you heard that wait wait what's going on a group
behind
Fuck it up up in this house open
do it that house literally how does that make you all bad
about c4 that was c4 that was c4 that was c4 yeah c4 oh we got a target
eliminated good boy
good c4 is good for breaching houses yeah that was half the house
If I just sever them around the house, you'd blow it wide open?
We are seeing it, I bet I could blow a whole house, so what are we seeing?
Yeah, we, I got the basic one, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I support it as well.
I want to test this, I want to test this, I want to test this.
Let's see if there's a hole again in the house.
I've blown the hell out of this guy's same period.
Yeah, I cook it, are you watching?
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it.
Here we go, here we go.
Which house, this one?
This one right here, I'm blowing it!
Let's do it.
Oh, holy fuck.
Hold on, hold on, what happened?
Wait what?
I gotta keep going! I gotta keep going!
What happened? What happened?
Oh!
What?
It was...
You deke it and you enter with the C4-ing.
Did you get banned?
Are you banned?
Oh, are you banned?
No.
Is that any banned?
No, I am not banned.
I am not...
...and that would be ridiculous.
That would be ridiculous.
I'm not banned.
I'm not banned.
I am not bad. I am not bad. No, no, I am not bad. I am not bad
This is all the people that I've been for the server coming to get the revenge
Was the explosion it was it was it cool at least for the call
Yeah, that's what matters most that's what matters most well, I don't know I got banned from my own server, but
I
Laugh it well, I guess I just gotta wait here for 10 minutes. I'm gonna pull you up. No go
No way, wait, don't you have the tabs on fucking speed dial?
Yeah, I'm not gonna call over a nine-minute band
We don't know it's like for the morning over in Britain
They're pretty I breathe we are the biggest guys all these base people
It's 3.30 in the morning, that's reasonable time, that's reasonable time.
Hey, hey, I got banned from my own server for a team game.
You think you could help a goop out of them?
uh you know that'll happen that'll happen um hmm uh okay
that's fucking hilarious yeah yeah
yeah you think Hatch was gonna come back uh yeah i bet Hatch was gonna come back i'd like
Use this momentary ceasefire give him a quick jingle give him a quick
Yeah, it was a little oomsy poopsies oomsy poopsies guys. He put make mistakes in the
Your greatest work yet. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Let's see how much time has happened see here
See I've got a solid okay seven minutes. Okay seven minutes
seven minutes left you want me to do I'm gonna use this momentary ceasefire and
pull up mr. Coco and then I'm gonna call I'm gonna see my call mr. Hans yeah I
should I'm hot I don't know my house I do not
I'll call close he is dead
Folks is I'll call close this speaker right now. There we go
No, no, no, I'm not
Oh, thank you, Mr. Johnny, thank you, good chat
Give him a coax you quick jingle jingle
Big little jingle.
Big little jingle.
Now, call has.
I fucking hate this guy.
I hate Clogsy.
I hate Clogsy so much.
He has not answered his phone.
It's like a wig.
He has taken his phone.
He throws it in the river.
This guy is just on sabbatical.
Just on sabbatical, huh?
You know that sabbatical,
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Call the doc, or he's just,
which was, was his dad's chief.
Uh, you, freedom, let's go into voicemail.
You know the first one goes to voicemail
because he has a do not disturb on,
and then you have to call him twice to bypass
do not disturb.
And then you call him about five more times
than he blocks you.
Then he blocks you, then he blocks you.
That's not good.
Uh, it's not a good boss. That's okay, Yoni. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna wait out
I'm gonna you know what don't do the time if you can't do the crime
No, don't do the crime if you can't do the time I will serve my ten minute sentence
I play like five minutes left. I will serve my sentence. I will serve my sentence with honor
You do nothing free me free me free me I actually didn't do nothing
I was just goofing around.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Free pee, free pee.
You can't unbend yourself?
Well, for some reason it banned me from the whole game in its entirety.
I can't play any server.
All right.
You know what?
I'm going to ban three people at random on my server, so.
Wait, you're still bad people?
Of course I can't.
It's out of complete of the day.
By the way, while I have this spare moment,
I would like to say guys,
whenever I dance to one,
there's a pretty good chance of Stream Sniper
and telling me not to be an asshole,
but telling me a streamer,
that guy that I think is a Stream Sniper
is not a Stream Sniper,
is the equivalent to going to Landmark
and saying, hey, that scab you saw was a PMC.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
If you don't have 10,000 hours in dark up,
don't tell 10,000 hour guy that a scab wasn't a scab.
If you don't stream, you don't tell a streamer
that a stream's knife is not a stream's knife.
It's a same exact thing.
Same exact thing.
Yeah.
Mm, mm.
Mm, mm.
Mm.
The dumbest logic I've ever heard.
Oh, word, word, word, word, word, oh.
Oh, word, okay, oh, word.
Hold up, I'll show ya.
Yeah, hold up, let me get a little,
I got a little special for you.
This one's not gonna be from the server.
This one's just for you, this is on the house.
There you go, watch.
Mm, mm, mm.
Simply don't die.
That's the plan.
That's what I try to do every time.
Hmm
What if I'm a stream siphon with 10k hours stream siphon all right, okay hold on maybe there could be something there
They could be something there that would be a school of thought that we'd have to explore we'd have to ponder for a moment
That's a puzzle. We'd have to put together
Mmm, what happened? I did it. Oh no
me little oofsy poofsy a little oofsy poofsy
All right, let me check my time. Hold on. I might still be serving my sentence
Two minutes eleven seconds two minutes eleven seconds almost done almost done. I don't even know if I'll be
able to
Live on the outside world coconut
Are you gonna be able to read me in that this society?
Yeah, I'm afraid of the click too long
We can rehabilitate you.
No, I don't think you can! I belong here!
No, we can...
I don't want to be outside scary!
You're scary! I can't be outside anymore!
You might be a criminal peanut.
I'm a criminal! I'm a criminal!
You can come back to society!
No, I can't be out of the way.
I'm not fit for society anymore.
I'm not fit for society.
I'm not fit for society. I'm institutionalized.
Oh, my God.
It's been ten minutes.
Minutes. Oh, I can't come back. I heard they have these things called phones now
Well
He is so you can watch more on
and other stuff that you can do
I don't even know where to start. I don't even know where to begin. Oh
God, we're figuring out together. We'll figure out together
Figure it out together
Everything moves so fast
I
Stop typing x-wink. You guys were watching
Coconut stream. That's not my mousepad you dumbass
I'm not guys over here type an x-wink by x-wink mousepad like I've got a command for your mousepad
I'm watching coconut tree. That's not my mouse. I'm in the mousepad. That's me right there
That's me right behind you carry carry on my shoulders. No, that's not me you carry me
That's that's jumping. Oh, that's me jumping over you like I'm a football player running for a touchdown. Okay
Oh, that's me carry on my back like your master Yoda. We're running in a battle. That's what that is. Oh, we only we're not seeing him
Really, oh, you already got a text back from the the developer
Howard says you're an idiot and you just have to serve the time
Oh
Okay, all right
All right, okay Howard all right Howard at least my name is fucking Howard, okay
My name be fucking Howard all right bitch
I don't like the way you're you're putting his name like that you fucking howard
with the hard D
Bars I think I might be able to get it now
I'm checking
Family we were back we are back get back in here by the way by the way I
Cannot be doing I don't know if this works like yes, dude
We're like the first ones ten minutes the second ones like six hours. Yeah
I
Can you pick someone from the server list you hate the most yeah, yeah, sure hold on
Let me know if someone you think has been streams timing pick a name. He thinks we've seen Simon
Okay, give me a second here
Okay, let me get a name hold on give me a name scoreboard, okay, man, uh
Get a board style relative
I'm not a fan of relativity.
Uh, Dave Sauce, American Heat,
complete idiot.
People on our team, you dumb bitch.
Yeah, you, yeah.
I think I should kick anyone in general to get the server.
I pick a guy you think's been steamsaving from the other teams.
My little girl is requesting you to sing life is a highway.
NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
Wait, what did you say?
Dalton, Dalton!
Is that a streamdiver, baby?
He said fuck you to me, so get his ass outta here!
Wait, what's his name? Wait, how do I spell it?
Dalton, Dalton!
Okay, I got him, I got him, I got him!
Kicker Band, Kicker Band!
Kick his ass!
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'm in.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, hold on, I need to get the guy for the beat game.
Pick another guy.
Give me a sec, I'm going through.
Okay, another guy, here we go.
Little guy.
Honestly, I've had a suspicion about that guy for about two hours now.
That's a good choice.
Little guy?
It's demeaning you, you know?
Yeah, he's kind of demeaning me.
He's kind of demeaning me.
Respectful you can't take that. Okay. You just play and use how many kicks one who's not even on the green team
You're gonna lose on the green team
No, he ain't
No, no, he ain't I need to work for the green team
I swear to God this guy
There's nothing up there. Yeah, you are walking around with an empty gradient
No!
Tolgalad!
Okay, man, kick, uh, kick the oblivious.
Kick that guy, he's on blue.
Tolgalad.
Yeah?
If you do not give me the name of someone on the green team, I will put a live
Proud
You ready chubby
XL Joe
Kulo
possum
souls
Zarko's
mafric
Kylie Jade
Burnseil
relativity
Dave Sparks American heat
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Big fudge!
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good!
I'm good!
I'm good!
I'm good!
I'm good!
You're good, I am, but boy, you're it!
I'm good!
I'm good!
Wait, join my, join squad here, I unlocked it.
Yeah, I can't tell him.
Delta one.
I'm here, I'm in.
Alright, I unlocked it.
Here, I'm at spawn.
I gotta buy a whole new kit now because my sub is gone.
Oh, welcome back.
Move it, small bed.
Oh, thank you, good chair, thank you, good chair.
That's 1.5 kilograms damn son. Damn. I gotta get something lighter
Wait wait a parachute is 2.5 kilograms. Wait hold on
But you you really gotta get rid of that you gotta get rid of that bad boy
Oh, you do
How many of the armor? Oh
I got a big backpack. I'm gonna buy a big backpack. I think fuck that's what you'll buy too big of a backpack
Wait, why? It's gonna weigh you down and stuff. Oh
Yeah, oh, which one are you using? I'm using the rock. I'm using a three by five
Three by five the three across five down
Yeah, okay
Okay, okay. Let's see attack fast
I'm almost oh, I'm one level away from the level three armor
You know the difference by that with that by the way what?
I
Was a huge difference huge difference. Okay, I'm gonna have to buy that when it comes out. It's massive. It's a massive difference
Yeah
Hmm
I'm good to go. Thank you. Good to go. All right. Let's go
Ready to beages
Oh, yeah, great to go
We had to go we had I'm still too heavy to ride
I
Well fact I want a piece of this life is
Where's be it's money guy went from to see today went to 111 came out 36. What would we get would get
We're getting stuff on lot
That's okay, Mr. Aaron. It was my fault. I was trying to see how cool the C4 explosions were.
That was the guy I killed. Thank you, Gershet. Thank you.
Oh, we're about to win! We're gonna win!
Are we pulling this thing?
Well, we're pulling it, we're pulling it.
We got some good people on our team
that do logistics on those.
I know, they build our sweet bags.
This thing is sweet.
We got some builders.
This thing is nice.
Well, I remember our base in the bus server.
That sure was magnificent.
Oh, magnificent.
Abbey, central lady, central lady.
Boys, everybody get in the circle, get in the circle, boys!
Come with me to the circle!
Go hop in the circle with us.
If you get these points, Blue Team already has 87.
That sweater boy's gonna take the whole damn...
I love yous all the other team. I'd be pretty...
I'd be pretty upset but Mr. Sweaterboy, he's really been pulling off the green beef.
Hey, let me see what he kills his guy. Let me see what he's cooking.
Where's Mr. Sweaterboy?
Zero kills. Oh, nevermind.
I
Yeah, yeah
All right, never mind. He has not been cooking at all for the green
That he's just got it against the killers
Oh, yeah, we is the other guy, but that's the number one guy
Slider and slider
66 fucking kills
Here's one that you see that
one death
Jesus
That doesn't tell you tank is broken. I don't know what does
Crazy
This ride
like cheese out open this game no but it's where the only is one death that's
why this life we need that we we we five hundred key to unlock that
hundred percent everybody in their mother's gonna come below you all yeah
yeah you can't get it right those are fucking don't fuck through the ass
Okay well he just crushed my dreams he just crushed my dreams he stepped all
over him. I think it's not gonna work out either.
We're about to pass Blue. Where's the other teams? They're not coming to take this.
I don't know, I'm not behind you.
Both of you open the fire, both of you open the fire, it's the first time.
Get it!
What do we get?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh
Over here
Hell yeah, there is oh shit. Oh my god. Oh, it's all good. We have one out. I'm out. Yeah, I'm yet
Over there!
Oil cashew, I got you.
That's racist! That's a racist thing to say there!
Look at that, there's two more to the east.
North-east, north-east.
Jesus Christ!
What's even going on?
Gotcha!
You can walk back to the wood bench by the way.
What?
I'll get the five.
Yeah, you can exclude them.
I'm trying to.
Now, I don't think that's a piece.
But usually there's some gears, aren't there?
Oh, yeah.
I think we've got a following report.
Yeah, that's probably why.
Now we have to be careful.
Until they jump into the northeast.
Jump into the northeast.
Yeah, OK.
There's also a way by the houseway here on my marker.
Big baggy feed.
Big baggy feed.
There's another guy camping the one guy jerking his meat in the bush.
It takes a cock-a-line of jerks, of meat-jerkers!
C-c-c-c-go, I need to have peace, please!
Please, I can't die, I have a family!
C-c-please, please!
Yeah, hold on, please, hold on, please!
I'll pick this guy up.
We're fine, we'll be safe, we'll be safe!
I'm coming, please!
Oh
It's completely safe, it's completely safe. It's completely safe. You can just walk over you won't get stuck
Right to the right
Surely you have a deep that might be
No, I mean them!
You have anything on your body?
I got to keep them, I got to keep them on me.
Why did you do that?
Let me go, go, please!
Let me go, go, please!
Leave no man behind!
You're up!
Thank you, thank you!
Oh shit, they put my hands in the air!
The smoke is laying down!
He's next to the cheese!
I'm dead, god damn it, fuck!
We got guys by us though, I hope maybe they can see us.
I HATE JACKETS!
Dude, this guy just warmed up into a figurative and ran away!
I'm dead, I'm killing myself.
Okay, I'm gonna kill myself too, I'm gonna kill myself too.
NPC spawned.
NPC, NPC, NPC, 100%.
Are we still getting points?
We're not!
We're 5 points away though.
We got this, we got this!
One minute fuck one minute cool down
We're just jumping in here
We abc okay
Well I don't have that much money anymore
How much is it?
How do you know these spores?
How do you know these spores?
I don't know I would have cooled out of the abc too like abc
Oh my god, I won't just wait our time don't do the crime if you can't do the time
Holy shit
any moment now any moment now
What are you guys waiting here for?
30 seconds on the APC
That just suckin me off
Are you ready? Are you using it?
No, no, I'm waiting
I got three to change their mind
I
Can't we've lost that we had like a hundred guys in that circle now. We have 11. Oh my goodness. Oh, they're pulling it
They're we boost pulling it. They're gonna win
He's body
I
Just a chance I'm gonna get I mean I mean I mean I mean
They're gonna win. They're gonna win Bruce point the thing blue is only top way to wait
We're gonna win. We're gonna win
To the circle boys to the circle
Wait, we're actually gonna lose this, there's no way.
I know, I know we gotta get through the circle.
What the fuck you saying?
There's no way.
Come on, come on, we're actually gonna lose this, I'm not looking.
But these regs are fucking holding us.
Fuck em, fuck em, fuck em, it doesn't matter, just go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, we have to fight away.
You and circle, boys, to the circle, come on, boys.
How do I get out of this dead trap?
he's gonna be enough guys
get the gun go go
oh my god oh my god he's gonna die
go go go
go up go up go up
go up go up go up
wait
you left me
i saw review for you uber i think you just
nice
nice
nice
nice
Nice, hey.
Nice.
How'd you die?
Oh my god.
You mother of you dumb mother of me.
There's a guy using a LMG with the drive-on.
There's no way we're hand-reviving.
There's no way we're hand-reviving right now with six points of jail loss.
There's no way.
I don't have shit to hide behind me.
I'm gonna fucking lose!
He's just in the car, he's just in the car.
Car in position, get in, get in, everybody in, everybody in, everybody in!
Everybody in points, everybody in points!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get in, get, oh my god!
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
We deserve to lose
We deserve to lose
We deserve to lose
We deserve it
We deserve it
I DON'T LIKE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH
We're gonna lose
Get it, get it, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!
Get it, get it, gIT IT, GET IT, GET IT!
Plan recover, plan recover
Rebound that guy next to you, Bots, revive that guy next to you
You know where you just kicked him out of the car.
There's no fucking way you just kicked that guy out of the car.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! What are we doing? What are we doing?
Over here, over here, over here, over here!
Man, we're down.
On the 8th?
And we're done.
We're not as fast.
Please.
Oh shit, wait, wait, wait, we might have a chance, we might have a chance.
Oh, no, Eda.
Let's get this boys, let's get this.
Fuck man.
of
the
I
Have we won a game today how we want a game we won one and we lost five or six perfect
Yeah, we're one in five
Hey, at least it's you in five right I
Don't know if we have one one get get everyone one the guys until they guys oh
Oh. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Guys, cop on over to my stream where I unveil the new unreleased map on this game. I'll
be showing KC the new map on more dogs. Oh, no, we're not. No, we're not. No, we're
not. No, we're not. Oh, and it gives it the blow. And blue wins. And it gives it
to blow and it gives it to blow a slap in the face rubbing salt in our wounds
you see that kicking a man while he's down ridiculous glass and dickiness I
don't want to see it they don't want to see a wizard win I don't want to see a
wizard win where's it like me they want to keep down trying to keep a wizard
down I'll tell you that they're trying to keep a wizard down
I think he was a dad.
You always do.
Go fuck ourselves.
Step one would be that, yes.
Step two, we should purge the lobby.
And then only allow single dads in.
Only single dads, no one else.
No one else.
If you don't have a kid and a mortgage,
you're not allowed to join the game.
It's against the rules.
Make it 40 and up or 50?
Fifty. Fifty and I. You have to have at least one kid.
You have to have at least one kid and a mortgage.
That's, you have to be. It's, it's, it's the rules.
It's the rules.
One kid full time.
Oh, come on in. Come on in, sir.
Sir, we need you. We need you, sir. We need you.
We need you.
Your dog shot no dog your couch. No. No, no, no, they're too easy to take care of compared to a kid
No, you're gonna have too much time to practice way too much time to practice. I
Want somebody who only was able to play video games one hour this week one hour one hour one hour one hour
What if I married
That's tough one that's a tough one
Okay married
Married? Okay. Married with a mortgage. Okay, that'll work too. That'll work too.
I played games 12 hours a day. Yeah, you're bad. You're bad already. Give me your username
and game so I can preemptively ban you. Where'd you see Coco? You ever tried duck before?
No, I didn't. Wait, is your duck like a legal eat? Oh dude. That's owl. That's owl.
But how is there a legal to eat?
Yeah, you can't eat out.
It's like, it gets large up, I think.
I think he's all right.
It's also illegal to talk to dolphins.
I have heard that.
What do they know?
What do they know?
I'm telling you, dude, I guarantee you those dolphins
know if Epstein's still alive.
Just sayin', I'm blowin' the lid off this place.
I'm blowin' the lid off this place.
Just sayin', that's probably why they don't wanna
talk into him.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dude, like dolphins are actually so smart.
They have different languages and shit.
Dude, what do you think we'd learn
if we talked to a dolphin?
Well, so much shit.
They did probably have so,
you know that whales don't kill humans?
Like there has never been a recorded like
instance in history of a whale
killing a human in the wild like they know that like we'll fuck them up if they kill one of us
like what the fuck uh what about the guy that got swallowed by a whale in the bible
he got he didn't die also yeah and there's uh there's a there's a whale called the killer whale
i mean i don't think you got that to be a nice well that's that that's camu at sea world he was
in captivity and he ate that motherfucker.
Okay, that I can understand.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I see it.
I would say I'm a bitch out 100%.
It's true.
I'm 10 bitches out.
I'd say I'm 10 bitches.
If I was to say I'm that whole stadium out.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I don't know why they do it to make the pools way bigger.
Never that only instances of kills by whales
or because it's in captivity.
Never ever happened before.
Like they know.
They know that they're not supposed to fuck with us, dude.
They talk to each other.
They like pass knowledge down and shit.
I need to talk to a dolphin.
Can you buy a dolphin?
No, but we can buy a monkey in Texas.
That help us with talking to dolphins?
I mean, a monkey's pretty fucking cool.
That is pretty cool.
Now, we can pretend to be pirates and put them on our shoulder and stuff.
Oh, that'd be sweet.
But we gotta, like, be stern with them, you know, like...
Yeah, you can't let them just...
do a bunch of monkey business.
Yeah, like, give them a banana and just fucking take it away and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show me that you're the boss.
100%, 100%.
100%.
Well, okay.
But how do we do the dolphin day?
Well...
I mean, we could just, like, what's stopping us from going to the ocean and, like...
dolphin calling someone?
How would we talk to the dolphin what language they speak?
Dolphin motherfucker like the frequencies themselves probably do you speak dolphin not a fucking speed dolphin, but like
What if that's like a racial slur to them what a bit what if they fuck with it what if they find it cool and funny
I'm telling you, maybe we got to make a talk about this.
I'm highly doubtful of meeting Dolphin Hitler.
I don't think he's-
Okay, listen, if you don't think Dolphins are racist, you are, but they are assholes.
They literally- Bro, they fucking- They- They- Fuck- I thought Dolphin fucking a fish's
mouth on Twitter.
They're sad- They do drugs, too.
They're like-
Dude, drugs?
Yeah, they fucking- They're like bumper fish and shit.
They smoke like it's toxins again.
Hi.
They're on that gun, Joe.
They're on that green ship?
Like that was nice?
Yeah, they're on that pupper gas.
Holy crap.
They're kind of livin', they're kind of...
They get high and stuff that...
Yeah, dude, and guess what?
Sharks are scared of them.
Like when a shark sees a dolphin, they're like,
oh fuck, we gotta get out of here.
Well that's because they have gangs.
They're the crypts of the bloods.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, are you in the green team, by the way?
Coco, did your mom take Ty little when you were,
what does that mean?
Yeah, I'm on the green team.
Do you, tell me a guy on the green team's name.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Let's see here.
Dusty,
Moppo,
Michael,
Rufio 420,
Possum,
Little Citrus.
I was kicked by an activity.
Dude, do you own this server or not?
Obviously not. Obviously not.
Obviously I do not. Obviously I do not.
Okay, give me another name. Give me another name.
Alright, let's see here. A little citrus cake
cousin clapper. Okay?
I'm making a squad. I'm making a squad join.
I'm an Italian chef, so we can lock Nick Hurtz and his crew.
Is it like Chef Wars?
Hold on, like, Chef Wars.
Wait, hold on.
Chefs hate other chefs? Like firemen hate policemen?
Wait, coconut.
Dude, you know what? Oh my god, dude.
Thank you, sir.
Hibachi where they cook it right in front of you and they make the rice look like a fish
And then they make the fish talk by lifting up its its front beak with its with a spatula
I mean, I don't know what Betty. Hanna Bachi, please. You I've never seen you never seen that
They they like the it's a fish made of rice
And then they they lift up the fishes beak with a spatula and they go hello. I missed your fish
I
Don't know what the fuck Benny
I've never heard chat. Have you ever heard that before? I don't think you went to a Betty Anna
No, they don't have a race every notice you guys see it right?
And then they like then they put a sake in my mouth
cock in your mouth
Wait wait hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what about wait?
Have they never made the onion volcano for you? Oh, yeah, they've done that. That's just sick. Yeah. Yeah
You've never done you've never done the rice fish
Dude, you haven't lived until you got the rice fish
What are you talking about? You have not lived to eat in the rice fish
You want to go next time I come over
I want to see this rice fish
Okay, we can do that. Yeah, fuck you
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'll bring like wife's like seven bottles of tequila this time. Yeah
Yeah, that should be just enough for the first hour
Join the join the squad echo echo one. Oh, no, I was done
I'm gonna go
What squad are you in?
Number one?
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm off in it.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema. Hold on, wait.
Can I be the gutter?
No one in the slipper joined?
I think they think they're going to get banned.
Who are you saying?
I'm off in now.
Nobody in the slipper joined our squad because I think they're scared.
Well, I'll go because I think they were scared.
We're going to take them and ban them.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Oh wait. Oh wait.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Do you want to drive this tank?
Fuck no, dude.
No, go drive this tank or you'll get into a assist.
No, go man.
Wait, wait, how do we get more missiles for the tank?
Only a 10.
How am I- wait.
Yes, ma'am.
Um...
Oh, so he's hooking me up. He's hooking me up.
Oh, he's hooking me up, boys.
Hey, come drive this. Come on, come drive this.
We got the artillery this time.
It'll be a different target. I get back to you so bad that you're blown up in the game.
No, I'm just...
I can't get into the tank. All I gotta do is go.
All right. Will I drive this?
Yeah.
Aw.
Okay, you gotta be fucked up as you can never drive this thing all the way over.
No, just drive it! Just drive it!
We're going to get so much money!
We'll be rich!
We'll be rich forever!
Do you have a wrench so you can repair the tank?
No?
Oh no.
There's really a lot too.
I can't hear you.
Shut up!
I'm here!
Shut up!
It's hard to take.
If you press the F and you just scroll down, there's an access to inventory where
there's a drill and some batteries.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Oh shit.
Oh, I was in my inventory.
go down access inventory where there's a drill some batteries oh okay okay oh shit
oh I was in my inventory but I oh I got okay I got the drill week you didn't
leave it then yeah we got a hop out hop out do I
oh why why are we hopping out because you said can I hold the decent that's in
the inventory of the day oh wait what the hell oh shit okay
He said, I don't see it.
It's in the tank.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Let's go home.
Hmm.
Oh, hidden CDs, machine guns, but he's one.
He is he as well.
I mean, he's one too.
We're about to cook.
We're about to cook, boss.
Just go right to the hot turn every time you out.
Uh, hot stone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're about to make someone's money.
We're about to make so much money.
Can you do some Google Maps and shit and tell me like...
You want to go that way?
No, no, no. You want to go to your left?
Take a left down this dirt road?
Yeah, right there.
Across the bridge?
Yeah, and then you cross this bridge.
But we're gonna cut.
We're gonna cut.
Yeah.
Oh, this is gonna be, oh, this is gonna be okay, this is gonna go good.
This is gonna go good.
I can already tell.
I can already tell.
Are you, are you the one running?
I think you were the one who was the bomb.
I like the bomb and the guys.
I'm not the tank.
So you should use the gun while you're shooting the bomb?
Yeah, I can shoot the bomb and the guy.
What the fuck?
What you like?
That's a shot?
That's a fool.
Did you actually do that in a tank with one person?
I don't know, I'm not in the war, military.
Nice military guys, did you do that?
Did you have your lipstick?
My dad drank the North Korean tank in the Korean army.
Your dad from a tank in the Korean army?
Yeah.
The North Korean or South Korean?
What do you think, dumb fuck?
I don't want to appropriate you to coach a boss.
What are you, a baby?
In Korea, it's like, you gotta be like 21, you gotta go to the military.
I'm sorry, I'm mad at you for it.
You really?
Yeah, I'm mad at you for this crazy shit.
Dude, I'm locked in South Korea because they put video games to use in prison.
Fuck yeah, they do.
That's sweet.
Dude, honestly, wait, why can't we just go play South Korea, sir?
Oh, I bet you they don't let other people in.
I mean...
Hmm, any VPN type, I don't know.
I'm here, any VPN?
Let me fuck you up, where the fuck are you?
Give me some bunch of curries and some beats.
Whoa.
You have to physically switch between the two guns.
Used to be a scene of movie turn faster.
Oh.
What's that guy doing?
Oh, shit. I don't know.
That needs practicing.
That needs practicing?
Yeah, it's quite hard to use if I got practice.
What's that practicing, too?
I mean, you never done this before.
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Find me a car with a family of four in it.
Gotcha. Hold on.
Oh shit! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry!
You're not gonna... That's me over there.
I think it's huge!
Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
You're the fucking idiot!
That's what all the ladies say!
That's what all the ladies have been saying, uh...
It's not this place.
So, what are we doing?
Find a car. You're not gonna get me, are you?
Yeah!
Dude, I see guys with a tank shoot down Helly's like...
Yeah, he shot down a Helly last night with a Jag.
Oh fuck.
That was clunky, boss.
Oh fuck.
Oh...
Sort of from Mexico, usually he has cane sugar, much better than ass corn syrup.
Dude, I mean...
Wait, that... wait!
Oh, wait!
That's different to cheap cola in Mexico. Cola?
Mexican cola is fire!
On the glass bottle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it's quiet. That's it's good
It's taller too. You get like more
Come on just taste what on the glass dude hundred percent way brother. Well ability of some sugar instead of
Ask her sugar. Yeah, game sugar. Yeah
It's a natural that's a natural
round. Oh, Mr. Resurrection, we're good, man, we're good, ah, man.
Give my boy, please, give my boy.
Dolphin to the only animals to have sex, just to have sex, not to reproduce on fat.
That's dope. Man, I can't believe how high I sure they are.
They just fucked the fuck dude, they just be getting nothing, golfing nuts.
Whoa!
Hey, which way do I go P?
A hundred, a hundred, maybe you go straight?
I know, but straight?
Right over there.
Let's shoot this guy out of this guy.
Take a grand over here.
Oh shit, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him.
Where did that?
Right in front of us, the light car.
This one okay?
Yeah.
Oh, dude, this doesn't look good.
No, no.
Hey! Get out of here, Mr. Allen!
We changed his plan tactic, Mr. Allen.
Oh, no, I'm getting caught up on the... oh, shit.
We good? We good?
Yeah, we good.
Sure
You imagine what humans thought what if they were able to pay for the first tank they showed it in war
But what the fuck is that it's like crazy?
It was probably terrible, man. You know the rumbling the rumbling the rumbling is modeling
I'll leave that part full.
I can't hit that much. I can't hit that.
Okay, we're in the hot zone, we're chilling.
It's parked right here, I guess.
It's parked right there, yeah.
Keeping people still open for fools.
Apparently the UK made the first tank.
And then they turned into a bunch of sissies.
UK?
Hour and 72 hours of damn day, boy.
While you're watching Netflix and kicking your cock ass.
I worked 72 hours a dang day boy while you watch a Netflix and take your time
to eat
Oh, it's awesome really fun
You're not here to see with us
All right, you're right the first prototype tank in Esmeralda was little really real, built in Britain in
In 1915...
Yeah, see, what did I just tell ya?
What, dude?
They named the first tank Little Willie.
All right?
What did I just tell ya?
Only the UK people would name the first ever tank
the machine of war Little Willie.
That's really not that bad.
Please, don't surprise.
1915, dude, that's crazy.
Look at the bad guys there.
I think they're scared.
I think we're that good at this.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do we need some excitement?
We posh posh posh posh posh posh?
You see what I'm calling?
BAM!
I see what he comes for.
I don't know why my message comes.
It doesn't really help this equation.
I don't see him no more.
He got away.
What is that?
They're literally mortaring us, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep moving, keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
Oh, fuck, man.
Keep moving, keep moving.
Yeah, that's the story, dad.
I'm probably...
Probably, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
I'm looking, I don't see, I can't shoot that guy.
It's a giant metal thing in the way.
Okay, okay, hold on.
I see guys, I see guys!
I'm gonna stop them, I'm gonna stop right here.
Where'd that sit off?
Oh, I can't...
BAM!
Shit. Shit.
Right, right, right front.
Up the hill.
Right there, right there.
There.
There's a whole round of bullets.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Calm down.
Dude, stop driving us. I can't, I can't shoot.
I can't shoot.
Please don't shoot for us.
What are we doing?
Back us up!
Stop it!
Don't go. I can't aim with these people.
You have to back us up.
What the hell?
I don't know what you're saying.
What are you talking about?
I can't aim downward at all. I don't know what you see so I don't know what to know.
Wait, drive us, drive us north-east.
No, not that way. This is the dumbest way we could go. This is the stupidest shit we could be doing. You're an idiot, you're an idiot.
You're an idiot? I don't know what we're doing.
No, not this way. No, no. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Get us out of the force. Get us...
Okay, okay, back it up.
Back us up. Okay.
Back it up.
Okay, alright, now drive down the speed to the north.
Down the north.
To the north.
Coco, are you blind? Are we running into a car right now?
That's just fucking hell, this thing.
It's gonna get rotten, can you see?
It's big.
Oh, hey, buddy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Right there.
I see my gym.
Right here, right here.
Right here, through the rocks, right here.
Oh, yeah, I'm still gonna wonder if we get there.
Drive a little forward, drive a little forward, OK?
Yeah, uh-huh.
Uh, all right.
Yeah, right here.
Bam, direct hit.
Right here, right here.
I'm gonna drive this way.
I'm gonna drive this way.
Oh
We're getting shot. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Go go go go. Drive us out of here. Drive us out of here.
Drive us out of here. Go get us out of here. I gotta repair the tank. I gotta repair the tank. Keep going.
Get us out of here. Get us out of here.
Oh
This is a while repair
I
Think it's a long time to repair bars
I think it's our parents. I see it's all a little bit. Yeah, let's do this thing
Give me a reason to force my wife because I will do it
But if I get one more kill this tank, you gotta divorce your wife
You gotta divorce your wife like it won't kill
Go, go, go.
I'm stopping him.
By your window!
Yeah!
Whoa, that was too big!
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
I can't shoot that far.
One little forward?
One little forward.
I see him, I see him.
Yeah!
I see one, I see one, I see one.
There's a guy running right here.
Get on the gun, get on the gun.
He's got a piece right here.
Got one, got one.
Nice, nice.
There's a guy right here.
Close one.
That's it, that's it.
I'm sure where is it? Where is it?
It's like literally on the corner.
Okay, I'm gonna go a little forward so you've got him.
I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you.
You're giving me the bus.
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I think he's dead.
I got it, I got it.
All right.
Hook him.
You got to push him up, you got to push him up.
I see enemies here.
Right there.
Oh, yeah.
I can't see over that truck.
Right here.
Okay, right here, right here.
Right here, right here.
Right here, right here.
Wait, I got reloaded.
Oh, shit, hurry up, hurry up.
I'm reloading.
oh shit hurry up hurry up I'm reloading it's super long to reload with your
music yeah got it dead do I think it's a lot of reload
I'm over here.
Oh, I'm over here.
Oh, I'm over here.
Yeah.
We are cooking.
Holy shit.
Look at that dog.
Did I get a left here?
I got you.
I'm beeping, I'm beeping, I'm beeping.
There's one, there's one!
Yeah!
The explosion does nothing!
The explosion does nothing!
Where'd he go?
He's right here, right here, close!
He's right here!
He's right here!
Oh yeah!
Get inside here, boss! Get inside here!
Get inside!
Go go go go go go go go go go!
Get inside here, boss! Get inside here!
I see him, I see him, I see him!
Bobo, Bobo!
Yeah! He does nothing!
Use the gun, use the gun, use the gun!
There's so many!
Right here! There it is!
Okay!
You can bomb that car right here!
I see him, I see him, I see him!
He's right there, he's right there!
I see him, I see him, I see him!
Stay right there, sir, please!
Yeah!
What?
You killed him I got him
I'm scanning I'm scanning
Scanning for enemies
Hey mr. Not you are my favorite flavor of butter
I see what you got
You are the biggest fan of PS
I have to go
Happy birthday little happy birthday
Oh God
Oh ladies we're going for a message
Oh fuck
We gotta get out of here, we gotta get out of here
We gotta get out of here, we gotta get out of here
We gotta get out of here
Why would you smoke and then leave?
I farted on him and poop on him and shit on him!
Shart on him if you have to!
Whatever is necessary, boss! Whatever is necessary!
Do you want to go back to repair?
We are going to repair. We are going to repair.
We are cooking. We are burning up $8,000.
We got like four kills.
four kills four kills for the richest peanut in the world
all right here, okay
got it, okay?
a little bit of healing
what's it for, Bob?
what?
who thought I'd see that explosion gun doesn't really do much
Yeah, I think you gotta use a machine gun and explosions for like, A.O.E.
Yeah, A.O.E.
And like, get out buildings for like, can you, can you, then take out buildings?
I think so, yeah!
Yeah, try, like, you get in, start, you have to take a repair tank, and then you get in the enemy, enemy, enemy tank or some shit!
I got mid range!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Behind us, I marked it!
I can't turn my gun!
Yeah, I got some around.
I
Ain't
You see on the map you see on that try you try you
I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
Wait wait, it's already blown off. Yeah, it's already blown up
Okay, where do we go? Let's go to the hot sun.
Yeah!
And now it's blown up. You got a little bit of cash.
Try shooting at house.
No, no, I only got 33 left, please. We got to do sparingly.
Yeah, the bomb doesn't seem like ILE.
I don't think so.
You know what, we gotta get on like a backdrop.
Has he got some of the hill?
Oh, fuck.
That hurts a lot. That hurts a lot. We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here, Mike.
They're trying to murder us.
Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Keep going. Oh god. Oh god.
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke. Drop the smoke, drop the smoke.
We're gonna die. We're gonna die.
No, no, no, no. Keep going.
Oh no. Oh god.
Well, that was a good run.
hell yeah was we got like a hundred guys
i'm going to change the power of books applying to hell i'm burning my next mail you can take
control of the tank oh god what did you hear that what did he say he's gonna give us another
take it it's already at the battlefield i'm not driving another fucking tank i'm gonna get it off
wait why not why not fuck you i'm not doing that i'm not gonna drive all the way there
no no he's already at the battlefield he's already there
No, no APC spawning you want me to drive
Have a Jagger drive you oh
There's your APC oh APC's up, okay
Where where what?
Yeah, mr. Sweater mr. Sweater boy. Can you drive me? Oh?
I gotta get money. I gotta get cash. I'm hemorrhaging cash right now, boss.
Why do they use missiles on our tanks and kills it in like three shots when we use missiles on their tanks?
There's like seven guys. There's like seven guys launtering us.
Really? Yeah. Yeah, there's like seven of them.
Whoa!
Oh
Wait, this is for I see for right? Oh, I got you for as well. Let's go go go
God this game is so good. Oh, oh, yeah, this game is so fucking good
Yeah, it's gonna fucking suck that we gotta wait like
Oh God, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, we let's capture. Let's capture the computer with the code of the app
What are you doing it?
Shit's your code it's zero blank blank to what what could possibly be zero one one one two
Zero one two two
Zero one three two zero zero one zero one oh
No
Oh God, oh, no lock you out
What if you looked closely at the
Is there any fingerprint time no no smudge marks now
But oh shit, what the hell
I think it's zero one five two oh wait I can do this hold on zero zero five one
two is unlocked again is unlocked again no not zero five one two no no no no we
just keep going with what we got zero one four two and then we have to keep
going
I
Have you read that zero one five two already I think so I think so
Easy! Hacker-man!
We're in the main frame. You get co-rated boys, you get co-rated.
It wasn't the 99 possible combinations that could be here.
Or no.
No, that's only 99 with four digits, no? Or is it two?
No, it's four digits is 10,000 combinations.
Holy fuck.
And it was three digits is 1,000 and then with two digits it's 100.
Thanks, Mods! I went dry!
No! What the fuck? Get out of here!
What the fuck?
Come pick me up right now!
Come pick me up right now!
Come pick me up!
It's so easy I'm fucking up!
Man, we gotta go, Bugs! We gotta go to the battle!
We gotta go to the battle!
Yeah, you need to return sideways. I can't pick for the other.
We gotta go to the battle! We gotta get to the battle! Where's the battle at?
We gotta go south, Bugs!
I
Don't be so cool
Very posh machine posh machine
What?
What?
What?
What is it?
What is it?
What is the package?
Thank you!
That's a good package.
I guess I'll just take out the house.
Where's it Frank?
Where's it Frank?
My wizard, my wizard!
My fucking wizard!
Where are these shooters from?
Where are these shooters?
I'm peeping I'm peeping looking for guys looking for guys
Okay, all right
Yeah, this isn't looking good boss. This is not looking good. This might be a bus
This might be a bus, dear boss. This might be a bus.
What's he got? Shit. Shit.
Oh, god.
Sound good, sound good.
I see him, I see him. Yeah!
I'm not too good this tank thing bars. I'm not gonna line you
I'm not the best of these take situation
What
All right, that's much I'm looking I'm looking I'm trying to get out of this helicopter
Yeah
I see my ship wasp wasp wasp we keep easy in
Um, they found the road, heading to the...
GOD DAMN IT!
Peaky 7, bitch.
Peaky 7.
That one!
Oh
Oh shit
I'm busting I'm busting it busting and I'm busting I'm busting
No, it's gonna take an extra log reload this time. I was goofing around. I switch guys back to it
I'm going to upload it. It's open. It's open. Go go go go
Hey!
Here's one right there, that's shot of a bitch!
He's a slut too, he's a whore!
Look at him!
He's a whore, he's a slut!
God you slut!
Where's the year going, buddy?
Where's the year going, pal?
Reload the gun?
Hold on, reload, reload, reload, reload!
Reload!
We load up, we load up!
Hey, like that? Pushy, hey, like that, babe?
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!
I can't turn around!
Hey fuck you!
Oh god, oh god, what do I do?
Oh, oh, oh, look at that, look at that, look at that, guys!
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Take it from Dr. Mingus.
Oh god, Dr. Mingus!
Dr. Mingus! Oh god!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You know what? We're doing pretty good. We did pretty good out there, guys.
Okay? You know what? We did pretty good out there.
We did pretty darn good.
Thank you, Mr. Sweaterboy for the riveting drive.
This diver asked me, by the emperor, prime market emongulators, lay open the gates of slaughter,
keep up the work master peanut, for the emperor, the gates will break, and the burnt peanut
shall keep the war machine roaring.
That's how I got in there, that's how I got in there actually, I got it, I got it by
You are so ass. No, I am not
Yeah, how much the person for APC APC like I don't know
Do I'm doing crazy right now? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
What the fuck
This is our base you slut
Who the hell is that guy?
Okay, and I got something to the back of the seat fantastic fantastic
No, I'm already dead. I'm already dead. Go gonna be something. This is you on the on-tar to
I can't I can't hold on
Mr. Aaron Mr. Aaron
Who's guys? Who's guys?
Thank you boss thank you boss
I got you I got you
Thank you thank you thank you
I'm coming back up no thanks to you asshole
Come on dude dude dude
You don't know what's going on
I'm coming boys I'm coming
I'm coming boys
I'm coming boys
Yeah, that would work.
What happened to you there?
This fat bitch is just holding up the whole thing.
I got two more, I got two more.
I'm gonna put the NPC in this.
I'm in a tower.
Okay, oh shit.
We're zippies here, we're zippies here.
Right on spawn.
Right on spawn?
Down the shit, down the shit, down the shit.
Like right below the tower.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Example this door right here?
Yeah, right there, yes, yes, yes!
Is it where I'm going? I'm blowing it?
Stand back!
Blow it, blow it, blow it!
I'm blowing it!
DOG!
I'm about to hop on the edge here, I'm about to hop on the edge here, do you see it?
Do it, do it, do it!
I'm a- I'm a bully, but just down!
I'll blow it up down. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh shit. What do you got? We won. One out, one out.
Oh no. Oh no. You got to wait with it. You got to wait with these crotch. I see another one. I see another one. Fire!
I can't pee, take him out!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
I can't hold him, I need to hold him down!
Oh god!
I don't see anymore, I don't see anymore!
You see anymore?
No, I don't think so!
I don't see anymore, I don't see!
I see what I see what I see what I see what I see what!
Fire!
What?
Turn the power off!
Turn the power off!
I can't shoot, I can't shoot!
Nice, we got the fog!
Oh my god!
Get me out!
Get me out!
I can't shoot!
Nice, we got the farm!
Okay, ten minutes.
I'm getting started, I'm getting started!
There's two too close and low!
You're too fat!
Not fat!
I'm just a dick!
we go go go go go go are we the winners are we the winners we win
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we win we win are we done yeah we won we won dude we
won yeah I was insane oh you're looking for another helicopters you
down we get stuck we get sent to the north you were cyber already watch it
No, I just-
SNIPER TO THE NORTH BOY SNIPER TO THE NORTH!
Come on!
Oh, I see all of you coming in.
I'm over the gate, I'm over the jack, I'm over the jack.
Shit.
Fuck!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Ahhhhh!
Oh, another one, another one!
I can't use the secret side of the noise.
Please blast me, please blast me, please blast me.
I don't see them.
Fire!
Oh god, oh yeah, I'm getting shot, I'm getting shot.
I can't do anything, I can't do anything.
That guy just, he's railing me, he's gaping my butt off.
I he's up into the north like over there
Hey, there's two I think there's one to the north and one to the north west
Oh, they're far boss they are far
I
we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go I see my shiba shiba
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
What!
The rocket just disappeared.
Hmm...
Yeah, I'm not going to be able to see anybody again.
Alright let's leave...
Where's the rocket go?
Where'd the rocket just disappear?
You're dead? What do you mean you're dead? I'm dead? Why are you all the way over there?
I'm running. I'm swinging on him. You're swinging on me? I got 200 meters in the
I'll just point him in the APC. I have the hot zone.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Remember to make some bandages before we go.
Give me that, you slut.
Give me that.
Give me that, you bastard.
Let him!
I'm going in, boys!
There's no way.
There is genuinely no way that's possible.
someone fuck that man outside the base
I'm dead
no no no it's our base get out get out
no fat bitches allowed you fat bitches
somebody hit him
Little baby even.
There's like five guys outside the gate.
You gotta go with him. You gotta get out there.
No, fucking APC got destroyed.
Really?
What did that happen?
I got a tank coming in about two minutes.
I'm getting shot from some random location.
Okay, I'm coming. Hang on.
There's people all around us.
What is going on? What is that?
Who's shooting me right now?
I
Like
It's too dense in the south as well to the south boys
Oh
You want me to open this door huh? Do you pushy defense? Yeah, I like this
Thank you, they were calling me all types of mean names out there, tripod, horse cock, massive meat, hot dog man, I couldn't take it anymore.
Did you have any extra bandages?
Oh god.
Oh no.
Pretty good, just hanging around.
Did you have any extra bandages, boys?
Thank you, watch, thank you, watch.
Where's he stuck it from?
We're going for the shot that day
Thanks guys
I don't know. I don't know.
Hey, guys, you guys. You guys.
You guys. You really want to
You know what you need tomorrow?
What's good?
What's good?
fucking boys not get it
I get it boys we're going out there with fuck with those guys
fucking
I'm going in
I picked them up to revive me
ah gotcha bitch
Oh
Fuck you fuck you over take your shit
You don't know I'm gonna take a shit
I would take you so I would drop all your shit on the ground fuck yeah, you like that
I'm all your shit's on the ground bitch
Even if you didn't everybody gotta pick it all up. Huh? How about that?
Yeah, yeah, oh shit
A little bit of packing, it'll be a packing, it'll be a packing, almost done, have a ride!
Hey, bitch boy! Where you at?
BINY DARK! Die!
Hey, like that!
Like that? You like the sunbases, pussy?
The sunbases? This is my ass! This is my ass! This is my base! This is my ass now, buddy!
This is my ass now, boy! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Damn!
Oh, yeah, of course. How about any of us?
Thank you so much.
Get out of here, boys. How about that?
Tell me where to shoot and I'll shoot.
Oh, kill this one guy. Kill this guy.
Oh, that'll happen. That'll happen.
You're a good man. You're a good man.
oh okay that's a dead guy all right all right that's a dead guy that would be a dead amigo
that would be a dead amigo a dead amigo that would be a dead umbrae right there a boy
ah mmm coconut where are you at right now you guys you're the base we've got a gun I'm flying uh
the hot sauce kind of although oh shit nice the hot sauce coming right to you guys nice
Do we pull it? Oh, it's just natural.
Oh, natural?
Full natty? Full natty?
I'm gonna drive over there. I'm gonna take a little look. See if there's any bad guys in it.
Where are you at?
You wanna hop in my sweet car?
We were not
Why not
Come come come come y'all come pick up I took a big up. I got this sweet ride
I still got a couple more pavements on it, but I only take a lady who love it the ladies love it
I'm down. Oh
Oh
Let me tell you boss. Let me tell you
All the single moms down at the grocery store. They cannot count but not
Where are you I don't even see on the map we have the same team
Yeah, no, we are money from fucking you have you so far. Hold on. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
Shit why I got that I was flipped over a second. I'm head. Don't you watch I follow me get follow me boys? Oh
Shit, I should be looking at the road. All of me boys follow me get
I
I
Might just keep you from the game to get in the game
Don't fuck that's look at the drop mr. Demon say it's like a drop
I gotta come push us and look at the problem to be there and to get the grony's it had to get the grony's
I can't it's stuck
Well, can you push the car for me boys?
I got you. I got you. Hold on. I can push sorry mr. Demon slayer. There you go. All right
There it is got you up. Okay. Here we go. Here we go
All right, don't go. I was literally on stock by the time you blew me up. I got you. Don't listen. You don't gotta thank me for nothing
Okay, I got you, bro. Thank you so much. Don't go. Thank you. No worries. No worries. Good. Oh, I'm oh, yeah
No, I'm good. I'm good
I'm I I I you certain I don't have to thank you. Are you sure?
That was very helpful
I mean, honestly
I don't do favors for people
Are you sure I don't
me to thank you no no i don't do favors for people expecting a thing
wait oh wait you know hold on wait
let me give you a little thank you let me give you a little thank you stupid bitch
thank you very much thank you
Oh fuck!
Damn it, Coconut!
Yo, pick us up, Eric. Yeah, Greg. Pick us up.
Oh, no, I'm out of bandages.
See if I can find some more.
Okay.
Why can't I loot you?
because I'm him.
Did you already get your badges, boss?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, are we dying?
No, we're fine, we're fine.
No, there's multiple enemies, we're dead.
There's multiple enemies, there's multiple enemies.
We're dead, we're dead, it's over, it's over, we're dead.
Good work, Coco, real nice, real nice, great job.
I didn't get the course, Coco, okay?
I didn't get the course, people.
Great job, Coco, real good job.
And then you cut up and you swung on me.
So I gave you some back.
I'm dead.
Well, back to the spot we go.
Another great rain, another great rain.
What a fucking great day.
I'm at 96,000.
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm almost to a million.
I just got to keep working.
I got to keep grinding, you know what I mean?
Work overtime?
Overtime, overtime.
Wait, oh, swungy go moving.
Let's go stop at the APC.
Stop, we gotta wait for the stop.
I had a tank ready to go on a tank.
You want a tank?
Let's do it! Let's do it!
You got a tank, I'm not going in there.
What the...
No, I'm not going in unless you go in.
Fuck you, I don't want to take that.
Can you stop? Can you stop when he's spotted the straight PC?
Wait, what are we going to do again?
We're about to leave.
Wait, there's green team against hot zone.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Are we winning?
Are we winning the game?
We're red-winning!
Coco, we gotta...
Gotta get to the hot zone!
Come on, guys, come on in.
Coco, we gotta get to the hot zone, boys!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
That's one APC.
We gotta move!
I'm not losing to the red team those guys are pushy
Hey, hold on. We say there's a blue ATC right here. What the hell?
It don't blow it yet. Are you? Oh
Jack
Hey, I'm actually a maybe see I'm gonna blow up road it I brought it. I'm gonna see for is that I have see for
I brought it back up back up
to be on the wall
watch out, watch out
there's a ton of guys on this wall down here
ton of guys, ton of guys
get the hotspot
that hit you, we gotta move
I know, I know
keep shooting dead people
I'm back at a quick map, one second
one move, one move
Oh god. Oh god. Oh no.
Wait, I'm good. Okay, go go. Go go.
No, I'm good to go. I'm good to go.
Oh god.
Hey, move move move.
Every the hot zone boys to the hot zone.
Move move move.
I got you miss reveal.
You go boss. Holy shit.
I let it go a little early.
Mr. Milk, Mr. Milk, I got too much!
Get up, soldier!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Back to the hot zone!
Through the hot zone! Come on, boys! Come on!
I'm getting sniped. I don't know how to make it.
There's a pussy sniping me from the northeast.
My goodness, you gotta be figuring my butthole with brass knuckles. Oh my god
400 meters out. Oh goodness. Oh my god. Oh
My goodness the tea bag a bowl of bleach. This is ridiculous. Do you have a car?
There's more dead people back there. How'd they die?
what is it with a beta finish?
Wait, beta is finished in three hours?
Are you serious?
Is that for Rizzle, my sizzle?
Is that for Rizzle, my sizzle?
Aw, man.
Is that for Rizzle?
Is that for Rizzle?
I'll finish you in three hours.
What are we going to do when it's done?
I'll be down in three seconds, buddy nobody's quicker than me
Nobody's quicker than me chief
Charter said four hours
How'd you already die you dumb bitch it's called there's an army here, and I died because you're not here
I'm coming. I'm coming
No way. I'm gonna revive you. Okay. Okay. I won't kill myself
Make sure I'm in the note
Hmm.
Maybe we should be able to get rid of him.
I'm creating a building.
Hey, are you going back here?
You want?
That way! That way!
No, we gotta wait!
I'm pushing you, I'm pushing you, Marge! I'm pushing you!
Let him!
My guy decided it was a great time to finger the side of the gun and instead of shooting it, you know, he eats their own, eats their own.
Word, word, word, word, word. Word, word, word, word, word. Alright, word, word, word, word, word.
Ummm...
That'll happen. That'll happen.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
Coconut, I have Paris.
I have Paris?
I am no longer alive.
I see you've already killed yourself.
Not good myself. I'm right back there.
Rufio! Rufio!
Rufio!
Red Team, Red Team, grab me!
I know a lot of three team secrets!
I
Know a lot of people take a grab you got me
Yes, I'm going the red team on during the red team. She's got a very boss
Okay, okay, they could die take it dive about it was we can't lose we can't lose you can't lose
You're lucky we are lucky I'm gonna pop back up and kill like a hundred Rams
The numbers you are gonna dwindle immediately. Okay, ready?
All right, you're right here
You're gonna get dying
I'm gonna kill myself fucking fuck it. I'm gonna kill myself. Are you already back?
We can still win this we have 27 guys in the show that's easy that's easy
I'm coming I'm coming
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
I think I shouldn't.
What about the guy who's after me?
I'm going to run as fast as I can.
It's baby weight.
You're so strong.
It's baby weight, asshole.
Move out. Move out.
Okay. All right.
Let's go.
Let us run in the hard zone.
Run in the hard zone.
I'm not even alive. We might have to jump on Tower 3 and kill the Red Team because as soon as that circle's there, they're gonna have a big spike in numbers. I mean...
Yeah, we might have a real make it in time.
Oh boy, how'd that shit go? Like what? One second?
I don't know. They took a point from us.
No, they didn't. Fucking brutal guys, dude.
They only have 19 guys. We can do it. We can do it!
I don't have much health.
We're good enough, boys.
Never stop believing.
Don't stop believing.
Even if it's treason.
Don't stop believing.
Even if it's treason.
We did it
Walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin walkin
Kill all these dirty brats
What's she doing? What's she doing?
Hey Jesus, enemy, we see my dad, you see four?
Yes yes yes, I do, yes I do
out. Where are they? Where are they? Right here! Right here! I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I go
It's too fast! It's too fast! It's too fast!
Shit!
It's too fast!
Now we got one. I got one out there! I need get another one!
Go go go!
I
Don't want to give me $32,000. I don't even got you any way except the driver
You should know you should get down to it
Just keep everyone in the hot zone and we just keep taking you back to the hot zone. We got this. We got this
You just see life just see life keep keep everybody live
I just saw that guy no and person that rocket mock fuck
Oh
There's something down here as well
Okay, I just got killed
Yeah, I'm dead you inform us about you guys to revive you guys are right in
Yeah, keep everybody live
Okay, focus your game focus your game
I'm reading the zone I'm reading the zone pick up my comrades boys pick up my comrades
Don't pick up boys pick up pick up pick up
We're not this we're sure this we're sure this it's always the family things it's always the family things
We can jump to the east, we can jump to the east.
Go to the west, go to the west!
Go to the west, go to the west!
Go away, go away!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
guys are dead too many too many we gotta get these numbers up revive it up revive it revive it
get up children get up i'm not gonna boys so get up children get up children
i'm going back to the other bunch of boys back no children left behind
i'm dead trusting oh my god i'm gonna get you she's fine
no that's not say that's not get the boys go to song give me give me give me give me give me
To the zone to the zone go go go go
Don't do a lot of good on my shit
Move move move
You got this you got this
Get inside get inside please
North east
We have to clear up our APC
Get to the APC
Got it got it got it
To the APC boys follow me follow me
Oh ho ho
Eat em
We actually could block the grass.
We can pull this off. We can pull this off.
We gotta keep everybody alive. I need more charges.
I need more charges. If you see a backpack with the people in charges.
I have a gun.
No, no, no. Deep in charges. Deep in charges.
Hey, I need more. I'm on my last team.
We're all surrounded. Holy fuck.
I'm on my last team, people.
I need to keep from charges.
Take it!
Knock it boys!
Keep it going alive!
Stop, stop, stop!
We're gonna get bored!
Spin out, spin out, spin out!
Spin out of me!
Spin out, spin out, spin out!
Stop!
Take that other cop!
Get out!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit.
It's payment, it's payment. We're reminding them.
Payment, payment, payment.
Man!
In the car, in the car, if you don't need shit.
She shot me, she shot me.
Or a ram or something.
Get out of the car, you motherfucker!
You watch you watch
Yeah, what
For like four to do like four
That should be both a me APC's
No!
No!
He's behind the tree over there!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
I'm forced to jump.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh, I'm deep, I'm deep.
Help!
Take it boys, take it boys.
We're too cooking, we're too cooking.
Back alive.
We're too cooking.
You should spread out boys.
We don't want to get bored.
Get to the circle, get to the circle, go, go, go, go.
To the circle, to the circle.
Oh, he's got charges. Oh, score!
He's not done anything to do.
We're cooking! We're cooking!
We're cooking!
We're really doing it!
Am I going to quit the bag?
Is everybody still alive?
We're still alive. We're doing good. We're doing good.
Do the odd job boys! Do the odd job!
Pay for a big wave, boss.
Because I'm seeing low numbers on the blue and red.
watch out for the helicopter
guys see if you can drop them by the stadium
they can nap me there
I got to watch out
look at this guy
look at this room you built
I'm dropping up towards the GB over there.
Follow me boys to the hot jungle!
Move, move, move!
Oh no, that's too much.
Give it to me!
You get your ass back here son of a bitch!
He's got a house across the road! I'm trying to get him!
Oh, he just gave me twice. Fantastic. Thank you, Mr. Aaron!
Mr. Sweaterboy!
Oh, there's no more demo.
gotcha
pick up the boys beat the boys we'll leave it no soldier behind pick them up
boys pick them up
west west boys move move move
We're cooking. We are cooking.
A7, A7.
What are you talking about?
What?
The jumping more enemies to the south.
I just got a huge amount of helicopter.
Oh my god, the jumping right at some of us.
South West, South West.
Goddamn.
On me, on me.
Launch force, launch force, South West.
Yeah, yeah.
Coming.
I gotta keep fucking packing my magazines.
Goddamn it.
I'm fucking packing my magazines.
Fuck, dammit.
Guys, get slidered and shut the hell up.
We gotta remind them.
We gotta figure it out.
We can do this.
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We've been packing a little bit of packing.
Amy's in the west.
Move, move, move!
I got too much, I got too much!
We'll give another NPC Gary where she's going.
I'm right there right now.
Bring it, bring it, bring it!
It's where I'll be, I'm touching it, I'm touching it!
Okay, okay.
Stay on it, stay on it, I'm coming.
Let me see if I have one left, let me see it, let me see it.
I do have one more, I have one more!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, and I just got a team kill.
Sorry!
My bad.
Bobby Bobby makes mistakes in the heat of passion
Let's get this here it was used right on me directly. I'll be a big blue one
I
Mean deep rubber you motherfucker oh shit. Oh be worth the touch. I mean what I think about you
Give up one
One more on that one one more on that one. That was a triple
five points five points come on come on come on we got these boys this is all
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm about 102,000 dollar run right now. 102,000.
I feel three of me. I feel three of me.
I feel three of me.
We're moving up there.
We're moving up there.
Two close, two close.
We're about to lose.
Pick everybody up, pick everybody up.
I'm going back to the revive.
I will back for the barge.
We're back.
96.
Come on, come on, come on.
No!
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god, what happened?
What happened?
Oh, no.
What?
What happened?
I don't know, I don't know.
You lasted my 10, me and 10 guys up on them.
Yeah, bro, what happened?
Did the circle move?
What?
Dude, they had one guy more.
They rushed the guy.
I was literally emptying a mag into a red team member.
If that game had lasted even one-tenth of a second longer,
that red guy would have won
and we would have got that point.
Oh my God.
I don't know why you got pissed.
Dude, I gotta finish you.
Oh my god, I cannot believe that just happened.
I cannot believe that just happened.
Hey, Coco, you didn't kill their APC yet.
Why is it letting me change the map?
Everybody's, oh shit.
Guys, don't take pictures.
Guys, it's not letting me in the match.
Don't take pictures.
Oh, thank God.
Okay, all right, okay.
Okay, thank goodness.
Thank goodness, thank goodness.
All right, woo!
Oh, it's fun, oh, it's fun.
Oh, all season assassins coming from war dogs right there.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Unfortunately, if he's gonna put us back
in the same map,
because I had to force in matches of change match.
War dogs are suing you by the end of the week.
The
You really got one more person to last table for the point with food
I'm telling you guys that was a red player to that guy was that guy was shooting
I was red playing right to the right of the blue take was that red but I'm like night I've been sitting
I was a red player
was it
Yes, oh my god if I had just killed that guy
a tenth of a second earlier and that would have counted as two guys using the jumps
we would have been not only tired we would have won a hat
almost such a good clutch
dude that was oh my god
well we were like 30 points down
at 99
I cannot believe that happened
I cannot believe that's a gem
those filthy fucking reds
those fucking dirty reds
oh my god
oh my god
Oh my god, let me tell you something the blues and the greens that's where it's at
now these these dirty rats they come in here they fuck it all up and muck it all up Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God. The coconut. Yeah. Oh, we were cooking though. I got a
I'm pretty sure I get banned for it, nevermind.
Um,
That's just,
Um,
Hmm,
I gotta go pee and grab my silly juice.
I'm honestly not even gonna get on the green team anyways, until I kick someone's out.
Just fill it up, I'll just kick someone at random.
Hmm,
Okay,
I'll be right back.
Quick,
Quick,
60 second break.
I'm gonna go take a quick pee pee, grab my silly juice.
Thanks for being you up, Mr. Woodhouse, my man!
Thank you, Mr. Woodhouse. Seriously, brother. That's very kind of a big man.
And very kind to say, and to the good news, by the way.
Fuck the fan, Friday announced. Otherwise, I'd like to...
Yes, it was. It was Luigi Cat Woodhouse.
Meet me behind the Wendy's, three in the morning.
Ball gag, four for four for Wendy's, ready to go, hot ready.
All right, be right back. Quick, Peepie.
Red wine! Oh yeah! Oh red wine! Whoa! A little bit too much, but oh oh all the people start
not to rise, not to rise, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm checking my phone for text messages, ah, that's, ah, yeah, on the floor, I do, I can...
You
I
Have it dead. I have it dead
Go go. I'm back. I need to give you a green guy so that I can vanish into the shadow rounds. Gotcha. Give me a second here
Hold on
scoreboard
Let's see
Shawty a.k.a
Slacker shawty a.k.a. Sounds like a racist snake
Races down my teeth
I like Becky. Was it awesome?
Paws? No, not Paws. I like that guy.
Young Thursday 22.
Wait, yeah, Young Thursdays definitely a racist 100%.
I thought I heard him say the end word last match.
Esy boy, father scoops.
Father scoops? Yeah, that's a racist.
That's a racist 100%.
Joe Debrees, give it a shot.
Get wood.
Guys, stop taking my green spot!
Rufio 420, short bar, but don't buy the roof.
I can actually move your school.
Shut up Bobby.
Slacker, slider, and those are the same guys.
Okay.
This is not even helping because I can actually count.
Baby Charles.
This is a full match. That means there's eight.
You just killed my pilot and killed my 12 guys by banning him.
Baby Charles, Pustin, Dider, Detox.
Are you in?
Baby Charles.
Mr. Milks.
Uh, Benny 2 plays.
Yeah, these guys lost like 70 grand because we banned their pilot and they just crashed.
Uh, no man dude.
Uh, fuck man.
You in?
No, there's genuinely 18 people waiting to join the Green Team.
Yeah, there's no even, my god, detox, bustin, titer, Benny 2 plays, atrocity, baby Charles,
Uh, Mr. Milks, Bung Knight Hater, 1981.
Uh, fucking shit, fuck, man.
Hey, are you, you not in still?
I'm still.
Snake, uh, Schmore, Slider, uh, fucking, maybe Sean C,
me, Wenda, Kentwood, Jacob, uh, J with a shot,
uh, Easy Boy, Detox, Bird Dog,
Betty 2 Plays, uh, Chewrey, uh, fucking,
Pawsome, Warden, Wacky Tacky.
Get the fuck in!
Okay, I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
Holy crap, I must have kicked a whole villain!
Jesus Christ!
Sorry everyone! Sorry about the pilot business! Sorry guys!
You just...
Oh, shit!
That's my, that's my bad. I'm sorry.
You owe me $12,000, you kill our pilot, we die!
You could have 12 inches of dick in your butt!
Other than that, I don't know your butt!
I'm gonna take school on to get in!
Oh, hello, see you soon!
You don't do it, Mr. P.
Oh, no. Oh, God, oh, no.
What if we kissed in the black
Hawk on the way to the battle?
I don't know.
It comes to you.
I don't know.
It comes to you.
She's like five.
I really hope it doesn't do that to me right here right now.
The second. Oh, Mr.
P.
You're just dreaming five seconds behind.
I can't really understand this.
I don't get hard.
I
Make it squad
Almost hold your horses team all your horses all your horses big man. You all those
That was up that was up
Hey
Hey peanut, I run recon, I mark the motherfuckers you guys kill.
No thank you boss, thank you boss.
You're back.
I said we just find the names of pilots and wait for them to be on flight.
I'm good.
Go on my squad.
Uh, oh hey, do you want your squad?
One to one.
I'm in.
There we go, alright, walk in.
Alright, let's do this.
I'm getting a heli.
No, alright, watch it.
Alright, let's do this. I'm getting a heli.
Hmm.
Fuck, I don't have a parachute. Oh my god.
Dude, you went really slow.
Yeah, I know. I have so much shit on me.
I've waved- I've waved too much shit on me.
What do you- what do you have on you?
I- I have- I have, uh, five bandages, two individual first aid kits.
I have two stacks of 9mm ammo, two extra mags.
I have the high capacity battery. I've got 3C4.
I've got a remote detonated, and I have level 3 armor and level 3 helmet.
Yeah, I got that too, but here, run with me here, hold on, run.
Right?
Three, two, one.
Okay, I guess you're on the same speed.
It looks like, when you run, it looks so slow.
Hey, press tab, what's your weight at the top left?
Uh, I'm 32 kg.
I'm 30.3, I'm actually less than you are.
What the fuck?
You're a stupid bitch.
You know you're too fast, you're a bastard.
You really know?
Oh, let me test that, let me test that.
Oh yeah, you do.
Wait, hold on, wait, wait, let's race, let's race.
Are you- are we going to helicopter? Are you ready to leave?
Do you have to go three, two, one, go!
Yeah!
Uh, I don't think you- I don't know if you do.
Yeah, I do!
I'm a pretty trusty boy.
Slightly faster, slightly faster.
Cheers, boys! Cheers!
Listen up, boys!
Those dirty blues and those stinking reds want you to die!
I want you to go give him your steel, boys!
Crush him under your iron fist!
What is this music? This is not hype-up music. What the hell is this?
This is classical music right here.
Class of respect for the freaks.
This right here is the fucking...
Oh, what? See? You just made him stop playing it.
I'm just trying to come across you.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Alright!
Get in there!
Let's suck him off!
Let's suck him off!
Yeah!
I just need this place.
And jump in!
The enemy's right by us.
I'm at the tip.
Oh, I'm already dead.
There's two of me.
I'm saved for revive. I'm saved for revive.
I need to revive myself.
We got a lot of men on us.
Thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Oh, he's dead. Go, go. Please God save me.
I have so much dead.
Yeah.
Please, for everything holy, please God save me.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
There's a bad guy right on top of me.
Oh, I'm almost dead.
Yeah, yeah, we did this we have deep ins with every man on the steams we run defense is the most
OP thing in the game. What are these guys doing? Little chipper chili? Thank you boys, thank you boys.
We're good. We're good. We're back. We're good.
You dirty no good greens are going to lose again.
I haven't been that problem.
There's like bits in here, boy. Bits made, boy. Bits made, boy.
There's like bits in here, boy. Bits made, boy. Bits made, boy.
What?
Oh, oh, Niggle!
Jesus Christ.
Anybody here?
There?
Anybody here?
Hey, bitch, push it.
Hey, it's push it.
Hey, go, go, we're pinned down.
They're coming from the south.
Mostly.
Okay, okay.
Eh!
I got a pretty crazy fight, man.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Go, go, go!
How do they already have borders you've actually gotta be stroking my wiener. Are you serious? We're two minutes into the game
Smoking crack
I'm not seeing anyone.
Where they at?
Are they hiding?
I think we have to jump onto ourselves, boss.
Yeah, I think it's us.
We're going to these houses.
There's got a lot of points real quick to demoralize the enemy.
We need to believe they can't even win.
It's not even possible.
We're not dominating right now, no?
We're dominating! We're dominating the whole jungle!
Shut up!
We're about to get 16 points.
I don't know!
Dude, that's crazy.
Oh, we got reds coming in.
Dirty reds!
That's it! West, west, west!
Lookit!
Yeah, they just dropped.
this border almost fucking killed me
dude
you can say the word gungo
you can say the word, thank god
i mean i didn't get his name but that fucking border
almost fucking just killed me
you helped me out boss
we find this guy
i'm not shooting anywhere
On the hill, on the hill.
Jump these, jump these.
We gotta keep our boys alive, we gotta keep our boys alive, keep arriving, keep arriving.
We should just kill this.
We're killing this bad.
Cook, I provided two guys to keep building, box.
Two guys up here.
Two guys up here, provide those guys.
I don't know who we're shooting right now.
He just got the blast hit.
Oh, I need somebody over here.
We're back into back years.
Get him up boys, get him up!
They're definitely on the hill to the south-east.
I don't do like that.
I don't know if they can shoot that far.
Oh, talk to me the head.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Oh, hey bud.
Oh.
Hey bud.
I won't be able to get anyone to get you guys in here for just a second.
You said to wait till the next time I die.
No, pick a time.
Move, move, move!
Come on boys, come on boys, stay in the circle!
You're always going until four in the morning.
I totally forgot I was in discord.
Yeah, I've got to go until four in the morning.
Absolutely.
That's where the beat ends, right?
Yeah, fuck it! We'll do it guys!
We'll go all night!
I'm ready positive. Let's go.
Four in the morning, my time?
One out of three in the morning, your time.
What?
What do you call me?
Was that a slur?
Oh, god.
Oh, god, enjoy the festivities, are you?
Oh, god.
by the way we should be not to make you jealous but we have not lost to games
which you like undefeated champions of the world undefeated champions well
you've been lied to there's a Russian state radio within your ranks how many
How many times can you get one guy before?
The fake news fake news
We're getting so many points right now. We are getting so many places tonight because we got we got 50 guys here
They got 19 max on red
We are cooking!
Hmm, well...
Well, don't be all night, but I feel like this is much of a point since the progress is we're gonna reset soon.
Mr. Macchini...
What is the point of anything?
What is the point of doing anything?
We're all on a rock floating through space, and it's gonna blow up in eight million years.
What is the point of doing anything?
What is the point of doing anything? It is for the love of the day!
It is for the love of the day! Mr. Cheney, the love of the day!
I don't know, but we have to find a mission.
This is why we clashed!
I feel like this is where the fed marches now
The guy in the river to the southeast
Hmm
Hmm
What's going on there?
Mr. P
What?
I think they're the Pigeon in those mortars
Oh!
Alright guys, spread out, spread out, spread out!
Yeah, because we're walking, we're gonna have to make it to the end
Well, yeah, what the fuck you next week and she's gonna die
They miscared a lot of things
Uh
No, no, don't spread out everyone, stay close to Pnut
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
Our boys with the circles moving northeast we got a move we got a move
Sorry job these job these
Go go go
Okay, you sure that much
That's just a little we are gaining much we are gaining we are gaining pick those boys up
They would pick them up don't even single soldier behind
No, don't you look
I think we're about to lose the advantage, we have to cross this river.
Okay, okay, I just got quenaded.
I just got thrown up.
We're losing.
Yep, Regis took over.
Regis took over in two seconds.
Oh my God.
We're dead.
We're dead. It's over. We lost. We lost. We lost. We lost. It's over. It's over forever.
Medic!
We're gonna get up. Get up, soldier. Get up.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
We actually lost them. I don't know. The boys are taking it, though.
We're gonna revive. We're gonna revive. Guys, we gotta revive.
I want to cover up. I want to cover up to be revived.
Stay in the zone. Stay in the zone.
You cook it up with the Zodas movie across an open river next to the enemy's town. We're about to die a lot
We're dwindling a number. We're dwindling a number, but it's coming at you. We need more reinforcements. We need more reinforcements stacked!
We need more reinforcements. Shit, our boys are alive!
Our boys are alive. I think some of them will be set. You have nearly as many people in the zone as we did before.
They're dropping enemies to the west. They're dropping enemies to the west!
You weren't fucking boys, I'm here for you to take this tower!
DUUUUUUUUUUN!
Oh god.
Oh god, I'm in trouble.
Oh god, I'm in trouble.
We're taking the tower boys.
Lock it, lock it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Move, move, move!
Hey, I'm C4, don't worry boys.
I got you Mr. Storm, don't you worry, I'll come and watch it.
I can't.
I'm staying back boys, I'm bloated!
Get in there!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Wait, what the fuck is this?
What the hell?
What is this?
I just got a great deal of damage.
Get up boys get up get up the wall get up the wall get up the wall.
Everybody stay alive everybody stay alive.
Oh boy heal me heal me.
Oh shit.
I
What should we have any more support?
He's not too support. How many people is this taking?
What's he gonna be any C4 at all? He's one more C4 on here boys. What's he going?
There's two doors
It's going okay. It's not going great. I won't lie. We're running on advances and they built like this door that's way out of completely walls. They didn't even have a way to get out.
They do what we were coming to. They built a giant wall in front of it.
in front of me.
Go around the wall, go around the wall, we're getting started!
Move move move move move!
What?
Help!
Help me please, help me please.
It's all going well, it's all going well. Our numbers are quiddling.
Number's quiddling.
He must, he must.
You want me to give you some bandages?
Oh
He's got this! He's got this! He's got this!
He's got this! He's got this!
Where'd this?!
Where'd this?!
Pick me up!
Pick me up! Pick me up!
Here we go! Here we go!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
I got two stairs to be safe!
Oh my god dude!
There's a guy!
Four hundred fucking clubbers away!
I don't know what color he was, but I hope he dies! I hope he dies! In the game boys!
In the game! In the game! In the game!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm going to do the stake, I'm going to do the stake.
Should we attack that tower again or should we go to the 100?
Team, fast team, get out of here you traitor.
Fucking.
I got.
Oh, oh my God.
I got a tank.
I got a tank.
I got a tank.
I got a tank.
I got a tank.
I got a tank.
Oh my god. I think I'm a 16 year old girl getting picked up by some drug dealer for a date.
Very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting.
Alright boss, right to the hot zone! Yeah, you went fuck the tower. Fuck the tower. We're going right to the hot zone.
Dude, when we do that FOP thing, we gotta bring grenades and just walk them over.
I see you are you with a queue yet?
Oh, all right, did you need to hop it right out?
Are you sure cuz you guys what you guys enjoy the queue that I can reach over and band like 20 guys
All right, all right, you guys don't know what you might okay
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Here's him to the thick of it, sweater boy!
Oh
We should react!
We're the bad guys, I'm in this tank, I'm G-1!
They're hiding from me!
They're hiding in the shadows.
I'm G-1!
I'm G-1!
I'm G-1!
Oh, jeez, I want you.
Oh, jeez, I did it.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.
That's not a motor.
No mess.
No mess. They're bitches.
They're bitches and they're pussies.
I think he's scared them all away.
I hear it. I hear it.
I don't see nothing!
I didn't even know there was ghillie suit in this game.
I just killed a guy with a ghillie suit.
Oh yeah, there is!
I've only seen one so far.
I think I was in the last beta.
How'd you get a ghillie suit?
Dude, I don't know.
That's what I was just asking my chat.
It was...
It was like a whistleblower.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I got it.
AAAAAAAAH!
Come on!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
I just got out of the hell and I just got out of here!
We're in good condition!
We're in good condition!
Oh
Have one of that one with a gun
Oh, fuck!
We gotta repair, we gotta repair!
Uh, they got a totter here.
They got their SPT, the extension annals.
Oh, Gucci, Gucci, sorry!
Take us, take us, shot one, shot one!
Eh!
Oh!
Oh, what?
Holding, holding, holding.
Holding!
Oh
This is hard to tell you I'm not killing anyone. Oh, I made 55
You would have been 55 dollars!
There's no questions to me.
Alright, uh, tank, we, uh, I'm gonna shoot you.
What the hell just happened?
You get this fucker
You would just happen what he blows up with
There's mom what he brought up was it oh see for
We're gonna go get it
All right, all right
I'm killing myself. Oh well, I made fifty five dollars
I made fifty five dollars!
Not two savvy boys, not two savvy!
Yeah, so you put that in a diversified portfolio.
You're talking about ten percent average per year.
Compounding interest.
Year over year, double money every seven years.
That's big money up in a little bit.
That's big money.
They only said you gotta diversify your bombs.
Yeah, like the crypts used to say.
back when they were killing all the bloods during that game war you have to diversify your financial portfolio if you want to increase profits over time
Remember when the crypto leader came out and said that time shit no cap get off
Yeah, exactly exactly remember when King Bob said that one thing he said here my 10
Favorite stocks to invest in over the next one to five years that I think will increase by at least 30 to 40 percent
It makes you diversify and don't just pick one. It's risky trading, but you could profit more or you could lose more
So just be careful. Remember when you said all that? Yeah, ten toes down type sit then on my mama
100p all my gig in me
Big facts
Yeah for real for real
100%
I got to listen to more rap, I got to listen to more rap, do you know what Kanye West said, actually no, actually no.
What did Kanye West say in the song?
What did Kanye West say in the song?
Go ahead, Hamidi, go ahead.
He didn't say nothing.
Go ahead, Hamidi, go ahead and give us the exact lyrics.
I didn't really say anything, you know what, now that I think about it, I don't even think he ever said anything.
I don't even know if he makes music.
I don't even know if he makes music.
Oh, doggy!
What?
Adidas?
Sheens?
I can do a quick head-touch.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I
Have so many points. This is our game. It's not gonna. We've got to keep everybody the zone keep them refined nice easy
So it's day so instead he wins rates. Oh, yeah
What the wind boarded by everybody bro
oh my god I I don't know about these two corners we make this server infancy
only
yeah but then we're not gonna move man
no no I think you still use like helicopters to get to the zone probably
wait are we allowed to do infantry only yet or do you think they'll they'll
get mad at me because it hasn't been released yet
Hey, I'm not sure
You do get mad at me
Good the hot sauce moving on we got a movie
Do the hot job boys to the hot job
Get out of the hill we get out of the hill. Oh my god. I'm picking up my boys. I'm gonna boys. What the fuck is going on?
Oh shit
I don't much
go go go
let's got it now we're fucking around we're fucking around
let's got it we're doing too much fucking around
that's why we're losing we're fucking around
no problem boys no problem
we're fucking around
I'm taking it around!
We gotta get moving!
Oh, I've got more of a die-dye in one second.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Alright guys, you get out of here.
Guys, go towards the hot zone!
Go towards the hot zone!
Quickly, quickly!
Do the hot zone boys!
Do the hot zone!
Do the hot zone!
Oh, shit!
I need to try to get help.
There's a helicopter!
I'll go with the rocket!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I've seen things in a war you wouldn't believe.
Things would make your toes curl.
Make you bite your lip and cum.
Things you couldn't even possibly fathom.
You couldn't even dream of.
Things you would make you bust before you even blink.
I'm so interested right now.
I'm so glad I'm telling you holy I said before I'll say it again if I didn't have autism before and play in this game
I've got autism now. I don't know what's going on at any moment
I used to look at my chat probably 2,000 times a stream now. I look at my chat twice every hour
Holy crap. Oh
My god. Oh my god
You those grenades are so obese gonna fight
I'm going to get out of here.
Fuck!
My asshole!
Hurry, hurry.
Hurry, hurry.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
We're back!
Guys, we gotta get out of here.
We gotta go. Guys, turn the hot zone.
All of you, turn the hot zone.
Oh my god red get your ass to the hot zone!
What did I just say you soldier?
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, we, we pushed up to the tower.
Thank you sir.
We pushed up.
We pushed up.
No, we push up to the tower.
Thank you, sir.
We pushed up, we pushed up.
Alright, I still have a few more guys I gotta save.
Get to the hot zone! Go, go, go, go, go!
Miss click! Miss click!
Don't even heal! Just run to the hot zone, right?
Run to the hot zone!
Run to the hot zone, Mike! Run to the hot zone!
Oh shit. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Gotcha!
Possum, you get your ass to the hot zone! What did I tell you last time, soldier?
Don't even heal! Just run!
Me damn, get your ass to the hot zone!
I
Don't go go go go go
Leave me behind soldiers cock lords supreme is in that half-strap and just go
No brothers go
You stupid sons of bitches
Thank you, boys! Thank you, boys!
Thank you, boys!
Bernie, if he goes quick, we're good.
Hey, both teams have as quick to be...
Whee!
There's a tactical...
Whee!
And lap it.
And lap it.
And lap it, boys.
Oh, shit. How many times has it happened?
A couple times. Couple times.
Couple times.
Holy cow!
Let me tell you something don't be surprised if that guy specifically should we now come to get him disconnected his Wi-Fi
Take it. It's my father. He's lost his wife. I've been with us. He's why he's lost his wife. I've been with us
Got me give up a young give lucky, but I am not dead breath. Hey
Yeah, we got a lot of people out of there. We only died with three guys there
We got most of those every other day. Oh, it's pretty good boys. I'm pretty good
I
Do I wait you're here, how would you just tell me down?
I think you're the problem. Hey, are you the usual I to be is it no APC? Oh, there's a PC. I was a light red
You're an asshole
But you can't fly you're an asshole you die in hell
You were dying out you died out
You will die in hell that's where you will die you will die forever you'll die forever in hell
Let's move
Are you already dad would you get the hell
Well, yeah, XP get one million yet. Well, we're actually getting pretty close. We got a quarter million. We're doing pretty good guys
How much money you got boss?
I'm gonna sit at a quarter million
No, I don't know. I'm starting killing people and reviving people and then I got super rats
Oh my goodness. Put some peanut butter on your finger and stick it in my butthole and
call me Sally while you're fucking my ass. This is great. Jump jump jump jump jump!
Lock him.
Alright, I think we got enemies here.
We got, we got, we got, we got. I jumped on the church, I'm on the church. It's
on the left side.
No, it's gonna be in you if you...
Oh no.
Oh, it's just like you got me for the worst though.
Oh God.
Oh no, what the piece say?
Oh God, what, oh no.
Oh no.
Who is through that ice?
I thought it was down the hill.
We're not even in the hot job boys, we gotta move, we gotta go!
You're in the hot job boys, come on boys, come on!
Guys, we gotta shoot that helicopter, I should really make this, everyone aim at the helicopter,
everyone aim at the helicopter, you guys ready?
We're all gonna shoot that thing down, you ready?
Ready? Ready? Ready?
We can spin out, spin out, spin out, spin out!
If we can't rock it, I'll spin out!
Well, okay. Well, you didn't have enough time in there. I don't worry. Only one person that was picking back up
You go watch I get ready to get ready to shoot the rain suit
What the hell was that
This guy just died. Oh
Light it up boys. Oh
My god, you internet's going down. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. It's going down. Oh my goodness
Actually, I'm not certain yet
They said I'm actually not sure because I am a big movie guy
We'll give them one more shot we'll give one more time. I'm not a hundred percent sir yet. I'm not a hundred percent
Don't do it with the sports I got to my shit
I got two boys at empty
That's what you got to watch get the church every get the church every go to church quick quick quick quick quick
Get the church boys get the church you the church
Get the church boys get the church
We're surrounded at the church, we are surrounded.
But we need guys on the hospital, we're just losing this for free.
Oh wait, he's definitely stream-signing.
Look, we just typed the deck.
Reed, you gotta stop piling up.
Oh, sorry.
Now I'm 100% certain.
Now I'm 100% certain.
Now I'm 100% certain.
That's exactly what I'd say if I was watching the stream
and trying to...
Ooh, you have double voice?
That's exactly what I'd say.
He's clever, he's clever, he's clever, he's good.
I'll give him a round, I'll give him a round.
Gotcha!
No!
We lost the church, so we're too much left.
We're gonna lose the church! We're gonna lose the church!
No!
What kind of place is this?
It's a church!
I'm killing myself. Coconut, I'll be there and eat you in two minutes!
This is a silly patch.
Is that song in the game or is he playing it through his mic?
I'm playing it through his mic time.
That'd be a fire song to have.
That'd be a fire song to have in the game.
What brand of CPAP do you use?
He's sitting in himself.
You have a beautiful voice, sir!
A beautiful voice!
Oh, that's great.
Some young talented artists in here, guys.
Some young talented artists.
Show them some love, guys.
Subscribers, Spotify.
Hey, we need people on the square!
We're coming for you!
Yeah.
Nice.
That's a circle.
Well, coconut, you're the only 30-year-old man I think can confuse basic shapes like
circumstance-wise.
Yeah.
You're the only fucking 30-year-old man that has fucking thousands of chromosomes on
the fucking earth.
First time, peanut.
And secondly, you can't have thousands of chromosomes.
Yeah.
You took the cake.
You took the cake and you took it all.
Fuckin' fat ass.
What?
I'm not that fat, coconut.
I've just had a little bit of water wait a little bit anyway
The bone density bone density
I got a bone for you
I got a bone for you. I got a bone for you. Don't you worry?
Anybody ever asked you a color your bone is
We color my vote is
Dark brown
It's the same color as myself
Yeah, I thought I'd go sunbathing with my cock out. Okay, I'm gonna die out here
Why the hell did this guy drop me? He would hovered over this spot. This is a stupid spot to drop
What the hell? Is this guy smoking crack out of his ass?
Well, some people bleach their asshole.
Dude, what if you did anal on a day that you had explosive diarrhea and then last night you had Taco Bell?
You know, you could maybe not do anal on the day you had explosive diarrhea.
Wait, we're going anal, baby. We're going anal.
Well, no, absolutely. But what if it's like a gay couple?
Well, I mean, they're all douching. They're like, clean it up.
How do you feed it out I
Have no idea, but they do something
Necessary on that day to do that
You know considering having explosive diarrhea like do you really have to do I actually saw this this this this post
Do you think gay guys poop quicker than other guys?
Yeah, definitely
Yeah, probably
That would make sense, right
Equal incontinence
It actually just goes oh no, I think wouldn't like I think maybe like with a with a straight guy farts
It's like a it's like a flute when I like a gay guy farts like a trombone
Well, I always thought they
Like fuckers up
I don't know I don't know I don't know
Hello sir this is my building get out of my building you ain't a man for you
Adam a that's what I say that's what I that's what I say a hundred percent that's
what I say a hundred percent yeah yeah yeah yeah that's yeah exactly oh wait I
I'm in a fog right now.
Oh, I'm in a fog.
I'm gonna pull that torch.
That would have been a mess.
Anybody wanna break that down?
Anybody wanna break that down?
That whole thing?
Right what now?
What do we break down?
I wrote that down.
You know, I don't really want to break that.
I don't even write down anything.
I don't have the hands.
That we have on this broadcast.
These talks that we have, it's absolutely-
Aren't she, dude? Fuck, Joe Rogan. Our talks are way more interesting and more in-depth.
Yeah, let's make a podcast called The Nutcast.
The Nutcast? Yeah!
Let's go for a start! Yeah!
Yeah, every podcast starts out with us going in a circle and doing the elephant walk.
Exactly. Yeah!
Yeah, now we're cooking. Now we're really talking.
See, these other guys, they're too afraid to talk about the matters that really matter.
The comics have written that the people need to hear about it, but not us.
The hard subjects.
Exactly! Gay guys poop faster than straight guys.
No one else is gonna say it. No one else is too scared to say it.
But it's the truth! It's the truth!
I have to make it happen.
Hell yeah!
Watch the fuck out, we're coming for you.
I see we make a podcast for sizzle.
We should.
The people need to hear what we have to say!
The people need to hear what we have to say!
Let me speak to the people!
Let me speak to the people!
You're fucking offensive me!
Oh sister!
You can talk now.
Go ahead and talk.
I hate you.
Oh good.
I hate you too.
Exactly!
Exactly!
What if you honestly I'm a streamer so I need to poop fast you think I practice if I practice two to three times a day
I can train myself to poop even faster
No, that's how you die that's how I was messing that way pushing too hard
You was on cocaine man heroin
PCP
psychedelics weed alcohol
and three others. But I think it was the poop in the dip.
Allegedly, by the way, I only get sued by whoever runs.
He sat on the toilet. That's like 100% true.
No, I know that. I was making up all the stuff about the drugs.
But I'm sure he probably was on drugs.
Now, Elvis Presley got down. Come on, you got down.
Now, how do I say he got down? He got to you with it.
100% 100%
You know, I saw ticked off to somebody buying Elvis Presley's jet give a day.
Yeah, it was a piece of crap.
I could like...
I could throw a cat.
I could like, he like, open the door and like the railing on one of the sides of the jet
fan on.
It was a piece of shit.
Bied?
Yeah, but he...
Like, it was...
Like, he purchased it with money.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I don't think everybody's not heard of buying things before.
Idiots.
Oh, shit.
I am this close to getting see I am this close to disconnecting see
I am very close to disconnect you see 25
Not even for stream side because for my mental health
Little bit of healing little bit of healing
Oh, we gotta pick up all our guys gonna hot shit. I guess head on John head on everybody go go go go go
I'm running from us.
Head down, son of a boy!
Wait, whoa.
These guys were reviving.
I was like 10 guys down.
I looked back at the map, and you see it glittered.
Everybody's back up except there's one guy out here.
People must hate this guy.
Follow me, Gabe.
Follow me, boys.
I wonder what Closey's doing right now.
Why are you jerking off the furry boy or something?
What did you do?
What's up, Gabe?
What did you do?
What are you doing?
Guys, to the hot zone!
What's called an assly sleepin'?
He's gonna block you.
He's already blocked me many times.
But he always unblocked me.
Do you know he blocked me?
He knows he blocked me.
He blocked me on the foot twice.
I called him...
No joke, this is actually a real number.
I called him 50 times within 24 hours.
It was actually exactly 50.
It's just for the love of the game
It's just for the love of the game
The love of the game!
The love of the game!
You just harassed the poor fucker
I harassed him. I harassed his ass
What's he gonna do, huh? What's he gonna do?
Fuck me?
I harassed his ass. Hell yeah I did
You guys on the restraining orders?
I harassed him some more
I harassed him
I harassed him
Be careful
I'm going to try green barbecue again, dude, I'd love to I'd love to I'd love to I'd love
It's like Korean barbecue. I've already got a picture of Kim Jong-un up on my wall right now.
Really?
Uh-huh.
I don't think they hate barbecue over there.
You think Kim Jong-un is a barbecue?
No, he's not a big barbecueer. Are you kidding me?
He's a barbecueer.
Kim Jong-un is like the closest thing you get to like a white beater wearing racist in America.
He might like, he might pups that fruit but out in pride.
He goes, yeah, this Korean barbecue I cooked myself, buddy.
The interview with the interviewer with the step Logan and
I'm gonna take you to see your barbecue next time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice shoes.
He's brought Dennis Rodman.
Dennis, who's Dennis Rodman?
I've heard that name before.
Oh my god.
Oh, I've definitely heard that name before, 100%.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, can I guess?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Pass him a player.
Yes.
Holy shit, really?
Thanks for that don't be so free. Don't don't drink me about that. Yeah, yeah
Not literally could have been anything. Oh you guys. Yeah, I don't you guys
What
What part of Dennis Rodman is like yes
There's a lucky guy just there.
There's a lucky guy.
There's a lucky guy.
I'm a lucky guy. I'm a lucky beat up.
I'm a lucky guy.
There's a guy, folks.
I am out of bandages. I am out of bandages and I am trapped. I am pinned down.
I've always been super curious. Why don't dictators just make their country like really good?
Yeah, I actually thought that too like why would you like your people?
Yeah, like like dude like like I like like I told to get like like wanting to be like empowered forever
And like having like a dynasty like dude, that's chill like that's chill like I mean if you much want power
That's like a normal thing that you won't like that humans want
But why not just make your country really really good and then you can still be the king of it or whatever
That's fine. That's chill like you can still you know not hold elections to be the king and stuff
but
Because greed yeah, but but think about it if your country's doing that good that you have even more money
it would be it's actually
To be greedy would be making to be making your country even better
I actually don't really understand that either, it's like having like a rust village, but you're the only one with scrap and nobody has scrap
Yeah, I don't know why but like why wouldn't Kim Jong-un just make his country really really good and then he's still the dictator but way richer
You know what?
Yeah, you make a good point
Yeah
He was 27 by the way
He was very dangerous, very dangerous
What did I say?
Did I say something bad?
Did I say something bad?
Hey, am I saying something bad?
No, not really. It makes sense. It makes sense.
Why would you not want your empire to have more scum?
Yeah, have your empire have more scum.
TNT workmen. You have the TC in stock.
You want mobs? Like why would you want better farms?
You have better farms.
Yeah, and then maybe if you want, you can raid other people's bases.
We're getting boys from now on.
I mean, Kim Jong-un made his base like sick as fuck.
You got a TNT workmen.
And all of his team members have scrap.
You'd probably go to South Korea with a bunch of boom and raid their base.
What about all the guys who want to become Kim Jong-un?
Oh, they'd be using T3 while pretending that they're doing it for the people.
And then they're like, oh, thank you, Kim Jong-un, for letting us use your T3.
I know I was C4.
Oh, you're talking about inside. You're talking about...
You think you're talking about inside him, huh?
You nasty little dirty little...
Oh, I got the ghillie suit
Wait you guys I have a ghillie suit. I have a ghillie suit. Whoa. How do you buy one? How do you make one?
I can get a ghillie suit. I just found out on this day guy. I look sick as fuck.
It's like a drop, I think. You guys see this?
Whoa
You
Bushman, I don't think it's armor though. I don't think it's armor.
Ability and sniper level 25.
Oh, it's a drop. It's a twitch drop.
It's a twitch drop?
Apparently, yeah.
Honestly, I'd probably just have an armor.
Yeah, and Gilly's the only one with, like, sniping, I feel.
You know, like, squishy as shit.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Like, guys, we're losing.
It's because it becomes supreme dictator.
You need to step on a lot of those to get there,
and you're constantly watching your back to make sure it doesn't happen to you.
That makes it fucked up.
Yeah, no, but I, wait.
Honestly, it's the first time I saw hamburger helpers, but honestly, yeah, where the fuck?
I just realized I haven't gotten any cool streammeals in like two weeks.
What's she doing over there?
I didn't realize that.
I'll be talking to her tomorrow. I want some, I want some meat noodles.
Good observation! Good observation!
Even think about that, I haven't gotten meat and noodles in like two full weeks!
What the hell?
She's mad? Oh, she's mad at me?
No, no, I would do it if she's mad. No, I would do it if this peanut was mad at me, 100%.
I'm very observant. I'm very observant.
I would know. I would know.
Oh yeah, honestly, maybe you guys fucked it up for me for calling it a hamburger helper.
Maybe that's why I just want to make me cool food anymore.
Assholes!
You fucked me!
I should get the most delicious meat noodles!
My much-shrimp!
You screwed it all up for me.
Dude on!
Dude on!
Dude guys!
What were we talking about for a second?
Did you take it too?
We were talking about this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
So somebody just said, where my mother just said, the reason they don't do that is
because then you guys always watch your back and swear my stab you in the back.
But I get that if you just became a dictator.
Has it kept on who's family been dictated for like 300 years or something? No one's gonna do that
I haven't been here for years
How long has it been?
Like a hundred. Like a hundred? Yeah, still no one's gonna do that
I don't know. I watched a couple documentaries just recently about that. I don't know if I was a dictator
I'd be cruel. I'd let everybody wear leather jackets. I'd give everybody cool food
And we'd have cookouts, I'd grill them on the barbecue forum, I would let them watch TV.
They'll be sweet.
I'd be the coolest dictator, like a cool uncle, but a dictator.
I'd be the coolest, I would be the coolest dictator ever actually.
Chad, would you trust Peanut as your dictator?
Peanut, if you were a dictator and you said they'd try to come through and fall apart in like a second.
No, they wouldn't.
No, they wouldn't.
Oh, yes, it does.
It's all money and I can get you some money.
Yeah, I can get you some money.
So, guys, I would be a really cool dick-tatter I would.
I would actually lose a dick-tatter.
Your funculators would have $0,
they'd be all giving you their money,
and then you'd just be losing it somehow.
Oh, look at that.
You gotta hit the casino as the dick-tatter.
Yeah, yeah, I would.
I would take all the country's funds
and put it on black.
And then we'd have to double the money
for the whole country.
And then your entire country would die of like malnutrition or unhelpful...
Oh, we'd have to juggle the food, cause I'd put it on black and white!
Yeah, you'd feed them all fucking pig-max and food arrangers...
Fuck yeah! Everybody would have to eat pig-max and drink food arrangers!
The average age expectancy would be like, what, 36 gyms old?
Go ahead!
Move fast, die young, in my country!
Move fast, you die young, baby!
I'm dead again, by the way.
Hmm...
Hmm...
I gotta lock in guys I see people are we pulling zone those dirty blues
Those dirty booze always fucking up rush
Guys I got a lock in though. I've been I've been not paying attention. I got a lock in
So I kill myself
Yeah, fucking yeah kill yourself a dictator would never kill himself. That's crazy
I just realized what up, you know those tick-tock sounds where they like apply to other stuff
Yeah, oh, yeah that exact clip right there is gonna be a
Well, I looked right at the camera cook do I give myself
That's gonna be a tick-tock sound right there
I'm the best part ever oh sir Richard John sir about you believe you believe
All right, I'm gonna fly over to the hot show okay, you got tea from these dirty blues
Actually, we are she gonna raid that tower Coco
Yeah, we take all the guys and move them away from that tower. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'm all to go to the South Tower Tower two. I'll meet you guys there. I'm back at home. I'm back at home
Oh, yeah, we gotta talk to I got C4. I got C4
The tower to tower two
Your tank
Wait hold on Godspeed Mr. Green Godspeed Mr. Green wait for me guys wait for me
Tickets to the hot-soaked box tower two tower two
We're not
I was a detainer when I allow strip clubs
Yes, but they would be government funding they would be government funding
I would allow
Yeah, they would be government funded, but I would make them super fun
I don't want everybody going there. I want I mean I want you to go there for like 2 p.m.
On a Wednesday from lunch because you're sad I
Make them a little fun. I let's I'm totally get it guys you want to go bananas
You want to go crazy not having a lot of fun?
Begins me at the ship. No, I
Make kind of fun
No, no, no, that's unreasonable, Gen.G. What I would do is I'd make anybody who's a stripper at the government front of the strip club, I'd make them all have a giant fruit box.
You're still having a, you're still having a bit of fun, but you know, there's, you can go out of me a nice lady. You know what I mean?
The strippers have a fruit box. The strippers have a fruit box. I'm gonna die immediately. I don't know why, but that's a good idea.
I
Can't you fly I haven't made soup of my name up guys guys guys only luck and luck and I'm not just how to a load
See for this like a hundred inside. I'm going to door. Look at how you know how you know
Are you much are you here?
We're gonna cook it. Where are you?
I'm all the doors. I'm all the doors. I'm going in boys
Look at it. I'm looking you guys see this out. We're gonna see the shower. Oh
I'm pretty good. Oh
Oh, what a bitch. Oh my goodness. Doesn't even face me head to head like a man!
I'm already dead.
I'm already dead. I am already dead. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, Jacob, don't you dare die.
Damn it, Jacob!
No, they're not! Everybody go back inside! Resume your normal schedules! No one's here!
He's alive! He's alive! He's alive!
I'm not lying! I'm not lying! Go back inside and resume your over-schedules!
I'm never getting revived. I'm killing myself.
Look, can I have a revive?
Can I have a revive, boys?
Yeah, do it right now.
Gimmick said that tanks are gonna be a lot more expensive?
Yeah, things are gonna be a lot more expensive.
Thank God, dude.
Yeah, that's okay. We got fucked.
You buying something?
Guys, I already died. I already died.
I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Guys, we gotta get everybody to that tower.
Blue is taking a bunch of points. I guess they don't really have any.
But we still gotta get to that tower and take it before Red dies.
That tank's still not there.
Oh, the tank's out there. Oh, shit.
Oh, we tell the tank to stop moving.
We're driving the tank right to the zone.
Oh, genius, genius, genius.
Genius, genius, genius, genius, genius, genius.
The sword's moving, the sword's moving.
What's that?
What's it moving?
What?
I'm getting shot!
Stop the tag!
Why is this thing?
You go, you go, you go.
just open the stream and peanut was dead just read your chat Tommy you little
bitch
fluke was just a fluke
it could happen again it could happen again now watch watch this buddy watch
chance you ready to be a new age oh fuck
don't fuck yourself Tommy don't fuck yourself I see you typing in chat hahaha
I'm actually I'm gonna fuck your ass I see you type in a chat and I'll fuck
your ass I love you all right time I got you thank you good
dead thank you good jack fuck my ass for back this guy's on gun you shut your
ass up you dirty blue oh no
Oh god I'm gone.
Oh Dingo, oh Dingo.
Hey, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Everybody get up, everybody get up, everybody get up.
Everyone get up, everyone get up.
Oh, spot him.
Heal up, heal up, heal up.
Heal boys, heal, heal, heal.
Look, we need help over here, HF.
Heal up boys, heal up.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh Dingo.
get up boys, get up!
they're still doing the farm
don't shoot the bomb, don't shoot the bomb
hey, that's much, that's much
get up, get up, get up, get up, Joseph, get up
get up boys, get up
Jack, can I see you under a wall?
that makes a sense, me, I think
I'm going to get up
get up boys, get up
Jack, can I see you under a wall?
70 to 60.
Three, okay, perfect.
Give the boys take this dollar season!
Let's go P. Let's go P. Let's go P.
I got mugged. I don't...
I got...
I'm going in!
I'm in the farm.
There's an APC here. I want to take it out.
That's an APC four.
I got two four. I got two four.
3, 2, 1, GO!
It's dead, it's dead, it's dead!
We're doing it, we're doing it!
Hey, how much people are you left?
I got, uh, uh, one people left, one people left.
Dude, we need more.
You guys see this tower?
We got more boys, we got more boys, should we get people?
I'm coming.
I'm coming, dude, I'm coming, dude, come up, come up, come up!
You know, I got to get more boys, I got to get more boys!
You see it?
Get up, Mr. Milk, get up!
Holy shit!
I think you can hold it, hold it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Move, move, move!
Anybody got seatbelts?
Weird, weird!
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
Yeah!
Stand back boys!
Infiltrate, infiltrate, infiltrate!
Oh my god, there's so many more doors!
There's so many more doors!
We can shoot out the door with our guns, but it's going to be all ramble.
Oh my god, you're right. What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Alright, everybody back back. No more shooting, no more shooting. We got to be full backs when we get over there.
Back to back to back to back to back.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Is that a hammer? Is that a real thing?
Look, he's a variant.
Is he a variant?
I don't know, a hammer he would usually revest up.
Oh my God, there's another door.
Holy crap. I have no idea. Guys, there's more doors!
Who built this base? Who built this base? He's being imprisoned.
He's being imprisoned right now.
Who built this base?
Can you just go open other doors you know?
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Push push push.
Oh, there's another door.
Guys, another door another door.
We need more door opening technology.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
Did you get some uh 545 on the body?
There's a bunch, there's a bunch.
I'm beating the game.
You going?
Get it get it get it get it.
I think we should have to shoot that door.
I think we should have to shoot that door open.
shoulda fucking shoot the door shoot the door shoot the door
oh shit he's got C4 he's got C4
he does it he boob boob boob boob
another one another one
get up boys get up the fight's over yet
oh fuck
Oh
It's my last year. This is my last year
No, I don't think we're C4
I'm on about it. All right
No smoke so much we might as well shoot this thing
You punch it out, but we just punch the button that works
I
I'm gonna sit in your mouth. I'm gonna sit in your mouth. I'm gonna sit in your mouth while eating Cheerios.
Hey guys, we're losing. We're losing. We're gonna lose.
We're gonna get the star.
No, we need to go to the zone. Look at the score. It's 81 to 81. We got 40 guys.
Holy shit.
40 more. Guys, everyone to the zone now.
Do the zone! Do the zone!
Dude, we take the tower. We can pull it, no?
No, no, there we have- no, we have no other towers.
We can't pull it, we can't pull it.
Fuck, okay.
But that way we can find our way out of here.
We gotta get out of here. We just gotta get out.
We gotta get out. It's our choice.
Guys, get out of here! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Everybody out, everybody out, everybody out!
All right, we gotta find our way out of there. Fuck it.
Oh, it's in this guy right here.
Dude, there's a guy- there's a blue guy right there in that door.
I'm dead. There's four of us dead right here.
I'm gonna take you out.
Okay.
You got it?
Grab me, boss, grab me, boss.
Please, I'm bleeding out.
Get up!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Don't move!
Are you okay?
These guys are stepping by their bands.
They're probably gonna get to them.
I'm to the circle, boys!
To the circle! Go, go, go, go!
here guys I want to kill myself I'm gonna kill myself I'm a smart back I should
be down all I guys kill themselves and go to the circle okay you're saying yeah
yeah look it's all the way across the map from you guys it's literally the
further to be here oh fuck oh shit I know I need the APC's next to you
boss no I be sitting in the zone he's driving through it now oh man oh man oh
Oh man.
It's so good boys!
Yeah, I need to get myself killed right now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if I take a Black Hawk and pick all you guys up?
I mean, you could do that, but I don't know if it's enough time.
You might as well just... I killed myself.
Alright, I'll come back and come back.
Tell me what he killed himself. Tell me what he killed himself.
I'm just gonna find the whole Black Hawk there.
Okay, I hope I don't get ahead.
I said kill yourselves in the chat.
I hope I... If I get banned, it's your fault.
Wait, wait.
What?
Okay, we're good. I'm gonna drive 30 people there 30 people times two. That's 26
That's that's more than enough that's more than enough to overcome the red team 100%
Don't do it
I gotta hurry. I gotta hurry get in here boys. Get in quick. Get in. Get in
Get to the chopper
Get to the chopper get to the chopper. We gotta leave that one guy
Hey, we gotta move
We're not going to have enough of these guys.
Are these guys stupid?
Get the chopper!
No, it's fine.
We have the APC over there.
Get the chopper!
Go, go, P. Go.
Go, P. Go.
Guys, there's one in the shop.
APC is going to go over there right now.
We can actually crush this.
We can actually crush this.
I think we got this one guy.
I think we got this one last guy.
He's just go.
We don't have time.
Get it, get it!
He, he, just go.
All right, fuck it.
Fuck it.
All right.
OK, we're going.
We're going.
We're going.
We're going.
We're going.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit. Okay. Hey, pay.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
You better. You get it flying.
Yeah, I'm very good at flying. I'm the best at flying.
Hey, what the fuck, hey?
What? What? What? What?
Hey, where's the music?
I don't have any music!
Shit.
All right, no music. We gotta lock in. No music.
I know fortune it's on! No, no, no!
Bout of that.
Ah, I'm spangling ass!
We'll see you down the wall!
And when you ask him how much can you give?
Ooh, the only answer is momo-mo-mo!
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm the fortune-teller!
I don't know no!
It ain't me!
It ain't me!
I'm the fortune-teller!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Oh, shit, I'm turning back!
OK, we just got pointed but I'm OK.
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
Hey, hey!
I'm gonna... are you still alive?
I'm holding down! I'm holding down!
I'm holding down! I'm holding down!
I'm on the second side. I'm killed Wrenching!
I killed Wrenching!
That's OK.
I'm going to reload it. I mean, it's the literal worst time I could have possibly reloaded.
That was the exact nanosecond worst time. I could have not got that more worst time that I could have not
Even if I saw this in recording I could have not chose the worst time to do that
Oh, yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing myself. It's hoping to get this out. Get this out. Get this out
we got this we got this we got this we got this we got this guys every spot the
ABC and go to zone asap go to zone asap keep your brothers alive keep the
Oh my god they're pulling this out. We're screwed
Guys they're pulling this out all you do is kill Reds right on the left over there
To read
get our boys up, get our boys up quickly, we need more numbers!
get em up, get em up, get em up, get em up, get em up!
get em up boys, get em up, we need numbers!
get up we never see
we do guys wait wait you guys wait
we're gonna get we're gonna get
oh my god we're not up we're not up they're getting it they're getting it
they got the point they got the point they got the point
The other point. Oh my god.
Guys pick up more greens, pick up more greens, we need more numbers.
We're done. Oh my god it's over, it's over.
Guys to the zone, to the zone!
Quickly, quickly!
We're so good, we're so good, we're so good, it's over.
Oh my god, I'm gonna pick up these you guys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna find this guy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
One guy, you get one guy.
Fuck! I was too late!
97?
Yeah, this is good. This is good. Here is the zone to the zone to the zone. Go go go
Well, what a way dude, we're what a way to get one more one more guy than us
Oh my god, we're screwed. We're screwed. We're screwed. We're screwed. We're screwed only 23. What's the fuck?
That's because the circle just got there. Hey gentlemen boss. Yeah, each other boss we lost
Another large I'm telling you this game is red-sided this game is red-sided
Another last guy
Oh
There's the soul
There's the soul
Oh my goodness, my soul.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We have to not win a single game.
Are you guys done?
Yes. We're done. Yeah, yeah.
I'll help you with this.
Aww.
I cannot I cannot win a single game guys. Oh
My goodness
Guys, how do reds always win? It's just a color
Reds literally always win don't they?
Every game. What's the science behind that? What's the math?
We need to rally the group we need to rally the squad
Can you kick a couple guys out yeah, I got you guys when we were when we were getting all those points at the beginning
Remember that one year we started out by getting everybody the hot zone
Yeah, you aren't on the red team. Okay, that's not the reason they're wedding fuck you
Okay, what what oh?
Somebody said that you will the right. I'll send you the code to G. Ah
Uh, wait, did you wait?
What were you so did he?
I don't know how to join your server.
Go to a server list, press community at the top, it makes you have West Coast server selected.
It's gotta be only West.
Uh, that's actually not true, but, uh, yeah, whatever.
Really?
Yeah.
I actually couldn't deselect my other one, so I know that's not true, because I tried
to deselect my other one.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me see anything.
I'm ready to join whenever you are.
Guys I guys we just gotta you fuck the towers fuck everybody. We just gotta go to the hot zone and keep everybody there
You wasted time capture the blue towel and red was quick once you we were kind of digging around
As I know this might come I make up as a surprise everybody, but we may we I think we might have been digging around me. I mean oh
You guys want to win one I do I want to I want to win. I want to win
I want to win so bad.
I never wanted anything more.
I'll grab a crew.
We'll go deal with the base.
You guys go for the hot zone right away.
OK.
We build up the base.
Once the base is built, the rest of us
join you guys in the hot zone.
We take it easy peasy win the match.
Several matches in a row.
OK, are you in?
We only have two hours.
I'm not in.
I'm sure you can be able.
I got.
letter L. This is it. We're going to beat them. We're going to beat the reds.
This is it. This is I could feel it. This is it.
Did you keep trying? I'm kicking just keep trying over and over again.
Did you.
I'm trying.
I'm pretty sure this is our last game before the beta closes. I'm pretty sure you're right. Yeah
Listen, Dylon's already mean Dylon or dialed in
Me and Dylon D Y L O N
I
People must be spamming it. I'm taking so many people Genji. I'm taking like half the lobby
I mean, I'm taking every one
Oh actually just been a priority, huh?
Guys give me your give me your Steve IDs. I mean whitelist you guys
Yeah, you have no no it was
reason oh
Oh, yeah, mine's right up right up second message in
the waist even helps me. Let me type yours in and see if it
even helps. Okay.
But you might have to restart the server for that shit to
work. No, I try to join on rest. It's fine. I join service
Syracuse full.
I didn't help it out in my okay. I'll just keep you
keeping people.
Nobody should be flagging helicopter right now. I'm
kicking everyone.
I'm thinking everybody in the whole game. Nobody been a helicopter right now
No one get a red and blue and mostly red and blue until we get in then start kicking green
I'm thinking an astronomical amount of people you guys say
Sir Rick you's they're probably fucking hitting the button as fast as we are I started banning these 15
Are you in thank you? Yeah, you're still not in I'm still not in I'm kicking
You're not whitelist and no, but like I didn't really help me be
Okay, you're using two fingers. Yeah, I'm clicking as fast as I can
I oh my god, I do I am I'm massacring a village right now. I've got it down to a teeth
I have to click three buttons to kick someone and I've got it. I've got it down. I've got the muscle memory down
I'm kicking so fast around kicking everyone. Oh
I'm in queue. Oh, yeah
15 more people she gets a cue
Green green guys you can
I can see down the green gate.
Ooh, the point on green, the point on green.
Now you on green?
You on green?
Yes, sir.
I'm still not on green, I see how that actually...
Holy shit, I just got on green by the grace of God.
I kicked a random guy.
I just thought he might be greed and bam,
I would have a click it.
Oh my God, that was crazy.
Um, I got kicked by admin.
A little kick by admin.
So just a little kick by admin.
Just a little tiny kick by admin.
I wonder who is he?
Is it John?
You guys, you guys all in?
Dude, I might have actually kicked you my ass.
You should have seen me. I was rallying all the fucking bungalow is on team green, dude. Yeah
No, you're ready to go process again. I was looking at it
I was just thinking random people. I was just thinking about
All right, I'm a clickin
Okay, okay, you know kick me out chronic. I'm kicking gate off jitler
I'm not back in I'm not back in
I'm servers queue servers queue server is queue server is full I just keep joining
I'm fucking clicking I'm clicking bud oh my god I must have actually kicked at least the
entire lobby right now. These are all new people now. I must have at least clicked the whole lobby,
which sucks because we've actually got like almost one dollar stream time for the last few hours.
These are all new guys now. Happy birthday to my girlfriend, CJ in Texas. She loves you.
Happy birthday, CJ! Happy birthday with a little magical activity.
Don't kick Holy shit. Don't kick that guy.
I'm kicking Holy shit. I hate Holy shit.
Oh, don't kick Holy shit.
I'm kicking Holy shit. I'm kicking Holy shit.
Oh, ginger's in. Okay. Happy, are you in?
and let's go. Are you in? No, not yet. Not yet. I'm still trying to join my my fucking
I feel like I'm getting carpal tunnel. You're just cooking this. It's crazy. This is insane.
How is it because there's so many people who are who are also hitting the join match
Yes, I'm ready to join right with you
Mother fuck us
Hey boys, hey bungy layers
Come on now. Hey, just between you and I remember that reddit post you guys liked it so much it everybody's so happy
You know
I literally see gate off jitler again
chicken gate off jitler again
can't keep that man down, can't keep him down
I'm clicking as fast as I can click
I'm clicking as fast as I can click
Holy shit, get in here baby, oh my god
I was so happy when I was in there man
I was so happy, I felt like it was Christmas time
I have two more hours to play this fucking game
I was spending 10% of the time I've left to play this game
kicking out at the field
I wish I was in there, you know, there was a time
Yeah, we lost let me okay. Let me just hide my screen and just read to my main screens like this even faster
This guy's asking for a baby so I can build the fob he's saying a baby we need a baby oh
Man we got a rally the troops we got a rally the troops
What type points down already guys. Well. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I'll be be are you yet? Oh my god?
I'm in the fucking main menu hit and join game join match
I
I'm seeing all the same people that I'm kicked before going back in before you know how how are they how are they getting in
How are they in in what the fuck is the point? You got a click better internet. You got a click
I might just start man. I might just start manning bad. I'm pay bad. Um, oh
I'm in it. You should see me hit it right now, dude. I don't think I've ever clicked the mouse is hard or fast
you know that part middle gear solid where you got to keep pressing the button because
I'll talk to what's his name is like electrocute you please guys join the fucking game fucking
I'm so locked in on this one button like it's ridiculous I'm gonna fucking kill you
I'm just going like we're gonna lose I'm gonna switch scenes
I'm gonna switch things along what the fuck I'm doing the best thing I can I'm doing the best thing I can bud
I'm guessing I'm so scared out.
I'm that chitch that's it ten seconds till I start banning instead of kicking.
No just bad him pay bad him.
Fuck him.
We please got double.
I was in the game one time.
Let me tell you about the story of the game.
He's telling you in the game.
I remember.
I was in there.
It's not even letting me click join match anymore.
It's almost like.
Please tell me you won't even let me.
0 and 15.
Please.
Please tell me you're the game.
Please tell me you're the game.
Please tell me you're the game.
I could have to restart my game
because my join match button is not working.
You want to see?
You want to see?
You want to see?
Look at this.
Look at this.
See this?
Do you see this band players from games now? Oh my this game is gonna die before it comes out. Oh
My
Fucking stupid I call you a fucking loser, but I'm pretty sure you're just fucking dumb
Yeah, I'm gonna show you my game got that right that's confirmed like you can ban anyone from the real game
You got me boys
I'm telling you dude, I'm telling you you already know that guy just hates new games
You can't debate with a person like that. You cannot debate with a person like that. There's so deep rooted in their crap
All right, I'm launching launching. Oh, I just forgive me this whole time
fuck him honestly it's your server you can bet this game is dead on the lease
anyway because streamers can bend people so it doesn't matter just kick everyone
get the game you get your ass in the game right now buddy
I'm fucking coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
you got people again a guy that's like that just fucking hates you guys all
the time non-sense complainin yeah I know I know I can tell what that guy
was trying to say although he said one thing was obvious what he meant
by that. He means that he hates new games and he hates having fun. He has to let everyone
know. He has to let everybody know. But he can't just outright say it. So he just picked
on me thinking I could ban people from the game. He's like, hmm, how do I say this without
looking like a total bitch? Oh, I got it. Okay. He just said he's banning people. I'll
just say that instead of I'm a bitch and I hate new games. Then no one will know.
What's going on right there? That's a hundred percent guys. Am I am I spot on or am I spot on am I spot on or am I spot on?
Yes, I'm still kicking people watch I'm so creepy how the fuck
How the fuck
Wait, all right, I'm a certain band fuck it. I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry everyone. I'm banning. I'm sorry
I just I can't get this guy in the game. I can't get this guy in the game. I'm just sorry
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to everybody. I'm mad. I just I can't I can't I can't get him in the game. Oh
My goodness oh
Oh, oh my god sweet position
Oh
one all right are you in all right i'm in i'm in position one i'm in i'm in now i'm loading in
okay i'm loading in oh my god good work gentlemen good work
dude whoever built this fog over here is
I was disconnected duty inactivity
Okay, I'm back in gentlemen I'm back in
Okay, now now for the final step coconut, please be there some names on the green things would you have the green team?
808 entropy Taz rapper to nine me when the third burglary
Latin Bob Lee slacker the top burglary Anubis Schmore's credit collector for that freak
Genji. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no, not changing other killer SF
smoky shinobi I'm on the green team are you on the green team yeah baby I am I am
okay well here I'm making a squad okay thank god oh my god let's win let's win
alright okay fine away I made it by the way we're all the game on the same
game holy crap alright I'm bling I'm bringing pallets I will dive lock it
why you got a hammer to do oh holy boy join the squad you can fuck
yourself I'm making a kid actually fuck
yourself a thousand times I'm in I'm in
Coco okay okay I'm walking it hold on
now oh no okay I'm walking it as I'm
one level away from getting a p.m. by
the way and this and the main is
about to close I'm glad I'm happy I'm
I'm one level away from APM or something.
I've been starting for the whole time.
What is that piano?
Gingy, it's opera music, yeah.
Gingy!
I'm good to go.
You know what's funny?
I've been over so much, you know what he's made over so much.
We're making the most of it with our first game.
Let's ride boys!
That's close, that's close.
They got some cool songs in this game. They got some bangers. They got some bangers in this game.
Well, it's not too shabby. Not too shabby.
Guys, by the way, we have not lost this game.
Right, last game into the beta, and we have not lost this game.
I eat every other creature in the locker!
I
We need to bring that just you
Also need to stack up before we start
You're not that far everyone's that
I
Stinger shooting at us an RPG constantly says a little tough bringin shit in
You was he was
You guys want to hop into the group that cookabill?
Oh yeah good to get it.
It built it with his own hands.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Go ahead, go ahead.
You got money from the group.
What did you say?
You got money from the group?
Yeah.
We got your little hot dog boys.
To the hot dog boys, to the hot dog.
Shit.
I'm cooking these motherfucking filthy fucking red fuck these motherfuckers will win in this fucking game
Oh that was the best I've ever done
Goddamn fucking good
I'm heading to the hot zone
Cooking up to the zone
Cooking up to the zone
I'm getting excited
I'm getting excited
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
There's a bullet
Blackhawks landing right here with the hell we just got!
You get to the little coast, I can throw some cheap water up there!
Oh, can I not hit this guy?
Who's this guy doing?
What's up, president?
Thank you.
Who's this guy up to?
He's smoking crack!
He's got to be smoking crack or something!
He's just sitting there in the air, doing plans and stuff.
Thank you, boss, thank you, boss!
Come on, don't voice it, don't!
Come on, boys!
Thank you boys thank you boys! Come on boys!
Oh what am I gonna say? Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
To the east of the hill coconut! We have much! We have much!
I'm like I'm not a person.
What is this guy doing? What is this guy doing? Holy shit!
Holy shit, you think this guy's watching the stream?
You think this guy's watching the stream?
Oh my god!
Get out of here!
Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna thank you for taking me back here.
I'm
going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
I'm dead, I'm dead, where the hell are you?
What are you doing over there?
We're going to lose, we're going to lose, we're going to lose.
You're going to ABCN?
I'm going back in, I'm going back in.
I'm going back in, are you good?
Mr. P. Why'd you take me from the squad?
I'm right to call the squad come on
I swear I swear
Push our three first
Oh guys, we need to get to the hot to lose 2 d-points, but guys, red is starting to...
Okay, I'll make you win.
I give up for that, for to God, Red Team wins.
Red Team has 30 d-points!
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose again!
We're not gonna lose! We're not gonna lose!
he said fuck you for telling me to ban him. All right, why don't you know that?
Give a message for FartSucker420.
And your fart pussy.
Not me, FartSucker!
Guys, be even!
You're the man, FartSucker! You're the man!
That was a cool guy.
Nah, he was a cool guy.
I like FartSucker.
Yeah, we just had it. We just had it. Okay, they got it down
Thank you. I was fucking nice. Oh, yeah, we're taking boys. We're taking boys every night. I'm going to answer it quick quick quick
We're taking boys. We're taking boys. We're taking boys. We're taking boys. We're taking boys
Stuck in just started you should be
Okay we're taking it.
We're taking it, we're taking it.
We're taking it, we got a ton of guys in the show right now, a ton of guys.
Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my goodness gracious.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I had to kick the whole lobby so I think all those bad apples were really about to come back in.
We just un-woken.
We un-woken the beast.
We un-woken the beast.
We un-woken the beast.
universe the universe read the Thanos snap again read the Thanos snap we
get a simple the effectors the event is the event is
Need more fuel, Jinji?
I'm getting it!
Oh, I'm not getting it!
Jinji?
I'm getting it.
Really?
We're gonna need both.
As soon as we're ready to hit it,
we'll just let P and Poco know
And then everyone goes back to our tower.
That's where about to hit, tower two.
The circle's going right to tower two.
We need to reinforce this tower two.
Hey, can you stop real quick, please?
Actually, never mind.
Never mind.
It's going back away.
It's going back away.
Go back!
Go back!
Go back!
Stand in the circle, boys!
Stand in the circle, boys!
Get in the circle!
Get in the circle!
Oh, take over here, take over here.
Oh, what do they do to my boy?
What do they do to me?
Oh
Shoot him guys, dude, I was fucking close that was fucking close
Give up boys give up good up
I see the circle boys see the circle red taking it boys back to the circle back to the circle
Get to the circle boys!
Aw, they didn't destroy the stuff they did.
No.
It's still there.
Get to the circle boys!
Get up, soldier, get up!
Oh shit, I can't see the-
Oh my god, hurry!
Oh!
Hurry, hurry!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh no, no, hurry!
We're getting gunned down here, so we're not getting gunned down here!
We are getting gunned out. Oh my god, dude. I
Feel a lot of disconnects coming. I feel I
You guys keep you guys keep in the zone you guys keep in the zone
I
Locked it boys lock it in
Better equal bad
LL better equal bad loser your bad holy L amount get better P. L
Guys get him out get him out
Get him out dog water
We gotta go to the hot songs.
Get him out! Get him out!
Red back in, boss.
We are losing bad. We are losing bad to red.
We are losing bad to red right now, boys.
They are stopping us.
Let's take it to the tower again, bro. Oh my god.
They're already sucking it?
They're sucking our shit, dude.
They're not sucking it. They're not sucking it.
That's all natural.
Oh, shit.
Red team guys, I might be lying to you this last game of the night when we made it close. If we lose
At 99 I'm fan of the red team
I won't do that, but we are not losing guys. Seriously. We're not losing
$6,000?
$6,000?
$5,000 oil.
Oil?
How much oil can you be protecting?
I'm not sure.
So I kind of need some of our guys to bring oil to us.
I'm already dead. I'm already dead. Guys, we're losing. It's already over. It's over. We
We lost. Red team's mess. It's already over. It's already over. It's over. It's over. We lost. We lost.
It's over forever. It's over forever. We're gonna die. We're gonna die. The drills are almost ready.
I feel it sticking you, bud. Oh my goodness. Oh. It's over the fat ladies singing boys.
The bells are ringing. The bells are ringing. The fat ladies at the choir.
Oh, she don't know. She don't know. She don't know. Oh, God. No. Oh, God. Oh, the fat lady. She's singing. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She's singing. She's tired. She's tired. Don't worry about her. No, no, she's singing, boys. She's singing. She's singing.
All right. They're coming. They're coming. Come to T1. Everyone to T1.
I don't know if we had enough oil though, because the problem is that we have 7,000 which
should be enough to get us at least in the game.
I see what they say.
Yeah, yeah, they said it.
Okay, cool.
How long do we hold that journal?
It's been a few minutes.
That's why we need to rotate because they have a cool down.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No
You check new check. How do we have all three towers already?
You check new check cook every week you shut
So good this fat fucking dick. We're gonna get your fucking head out. We're gonna fucking with this shit. We're gonna win this shit
We're winners!
Are we really winners?
Winners win when there's lots of fuckin' rules.
Come on, rock it!
Are we really winners?
We're winners!
We're winners!
Are we really winners?
Oh man, when I hear Coco say shit like that,
I get fuckin' fired up, man.
I'm getting fired up!
I'm getting fired up in fuckin' two in the morning!
Two thirty in the morning!
One thirty in the morning!
Let's get the fuck out of here!
I said, let's get the fuck out of here!
We pop out at 1.30 in the morning.
Oh, never more, random.
Oh, we pop out at 1.00 in the morning.
Never more, random.
Hey, keep going the more. Keep knocking them down.
They're building. We're knocking them down.
Keep knocking them down, boss.
Everybody in the circle, quick, quick, quick!
Okay, we just have to hold the fucking line now.
Mm-hmm. You got this. We got this is our game. This is our moment. They were seeing shots of ice
Run keep plays
Well, you may as if you can hear me we need ammo at the farm ammo at the farm mob around a border ammo balance
We should we should boss we shouldn't we should we should holy fuck me up
I'm just you randomly fucking here we go. Oh, there's no one
You're bombing us real real hard Jesus fuck we just thank everybody died murders
Holy moly!
We suck everybody inside boys
Okay, I think they're coming. Yeah, I see that
I cross on the cross go over there. I see my question. She was crossing
Holy moly! Holy moly!
I guess you should put your hand there.
Now, it's just the ampere we have on the high ground.
That motor is so close to us.
Keep over there as well.
Hey, hey, hey, we gotta move. Hey, you gotta move.
I just gotta get, get, get, get, get it.
That motor is getting closer and closer.
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go!
Let me get over here. Let me get over here.
Don't give a minute!
Maybe I should get a rocket.
A rocket?
Oh my god!
Guys, there's some water to the east.
I'm going to look for it with the water.
I'm going to shoot over the air.
I'll be able to have no water left.
Guys, circles moving!
Circles moving!
Stay with it!
Stay with it!
We go, go, go.
We got a way, we got a way, we got a way.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Stay with the circle boys, quick!
Oh my God, there's so many dead people.
I need help us, I need help us.
Go get them, get them!
Get them up there, you guys.
Okay, okay.
Oh my God, you're right!
Oh my God.
They're on top.
They're on top of our tower!
Oh, they're on top of our tower?
They're in our tower, yeah.
They're in our tower.
What?
Yeah.
I can't tower.
You gotta move in the circle.
Oh my god, oh my goodness.
Oh, I'm going to disgrace this.
I'm going to disgrace this.
Oh god.
I'm going to disgrace this.
I'm going to disgrace this.
Oh god.
You guys, you gotta revive our boys.
You gotta revive our boys.
Ah, yeah.
Kill me.
Kill me right now.
Kill me right now.
Kill me.
Get me right now. I made no difference in the game the last image
Thank you good. Thank you. Good. Yeah, you got surprise
Things
Oh, no, but take that thing take it
God oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I'm just dead. I'm just dead again.
I'm taking our telebot. Take our telebot.
You can't watch that. Listen here, Mr. Peanut. You have been changing teams too frequently.
It's either blue squad or nothing.
Mr. Peanut, you can't watch that.
Yeah, go tell them. Go tell them. Go tell them.
You can't watch that.
Lead team forever!
No, I have not. I've been leading the whole day.
You blind
And you better give me a dude he's gonna if I if I go to the next spot that guy killed me the water
I'm fucking taking this out. Okay. We gotta go to the hot stone now
I go across the street that guy pulled me up a water. I'm taking this out. I'm gonna hot stone. I'm gonna hot stone
Thank you, mr.. After you good man
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness put my ball sack in a vice-man holy crap
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come here, where'd he go?
Wait, don't report this out towards us. That's great.
He's picking up.
I'm coming, I'm coming. I got you pushing.
No shots left behind, I got you pushing.
They're shot up there, they're shot up there.
Both of them, both of them.
I'm down.
I'm down, I'm down.
Down there, help me now.
You're up right in front of your left.
Navi Jack?
I'm dead.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get the shit, get the shit.
Get the shit.
Fuck it, boys, look at him!
Get up, Georgia, get up!
Get him up.
They're coming over the mountain!
Oh, fuck my head!
There's a guy right here!
Get up, get up, get up!
Not a moment, not a moment!
I'm done!
I
I'm coming boys!
Hey guys, but I'm still there.
You don't have to.
So, what did you just do?
I got mortars, babe.
I got fucking mortars.
Oh, do you know what it is?
Watch out, watch out!
Take it!
I'm back up, I'm back up.
Move, move, move.
Headshot, another one.
Got him, got him, he's dead, he's dead.
Shit.
There's too many! There's too many! We gotta fall back or something!
Take it!
Fuck.
Did you miss that mortar over there?
Another one!
Is there another wave?
There!
They're dropping!
What?
What?
Why is he fucking with his gun?
What?
You think we're the side of his gun instead of running?
What the hell was that?
Did you see that?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Did you see that?
Are you serious?
You finger popping the gun?
Asshole!
The jam just runnin'!
Guys, we have no game.
I'm telling you, they are winning because we don't have supplies.
What we need to bring supplies?
I'll bring supplies.
He wants to bring supplies.
I'll bring supplies.
And now we have a huge troll on the side, they can just walk in.
We're back in bed?
to bring supplies because they got rockets on all their towers we just kind of
mount a fat horse against their towers
red first let blue get some points who gives a fucking blue gets points the
blue never went anyways
I'm on the ground looking for panties.
I'm on the ground looking for panties, boss.
I didn't find any either.
I was looking for the 1943 Buffalo with the three legs.
I was going to sell it for $300,000.
I used to live in an army.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I gotta help my god.
We wish I got help.
All right, we're the end cooker, we're the end.
I think I should have killed him all.
I literally killed 30.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I want one.
Get up, bitch.
Get up.
And I push that you're leaning on top there
they're leaning on top.
Fuck you son of a bitch!
Oh man, both teams are just doing it because they don't want you to do it.
Get your ass up again!
Get your ass up again you son of a bitch!
Both of them!
Get your ass up, get your ass up you son of a bitch!
Get your ass up you son of a bitch!
Fuck you bitch!
I'm gonna grab all that fucking bitches!
Fuck you!
You've got some surprise in you.
Fuck you son of a bitch!
I got mine I got my I'm good
down where we going we're going where we going we gotta go to the hot stone to the hot
Come on boys come on boys
We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. I got a group of me coming.
Push across the street. Move, move, move.
Is this the house, possibly?
He's inside the house. He's inside the house, B.
He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
Nice. Good work, good work, good work.
Got him out of me as well.
I
Got
How much red still gave him points we got so many guys in the hot zone
You
Revised letter boy
Yeah, he's worth numbers. I don't have a
You guys right here on my mark
Well, they're pulling they're pulling wait they're pulling
Move!
Stay in the chicken boys!
Oh, this is horrible, this is horrible, this is mad, this is mad!
Is that blue ballin'?
I don't know.
Is it blue?
Is it blue?
That's blue ballin' a day.
Blue ballin', blue ballin', blue ballin'.
Oh, good job.
That was a time to push.
And it's mad.
And it's Chris three.
And it's got...
You got it, you got it.
You got it.
Go, go, go, go, go!
You okay?
I'm up up up up up.
I'm good.
I'm good.
We're just going to stay in the chicken.
We gotta move!
We gotta go!
I
Need what people you keep everybody alive guys guys keep it with a lot of what you're shreds on right now
We push red you look blue take some points really not a big deal
There's two more
Oh, we got it. We got it. We got it.
Yeah, push down three.
Okay, okay.
You're right. You're right. You're right. Let's do it.
That's a good call.
Yeah.
We're back.
I
Will fuck up red kill the fucking zone
Rebuild ours we get the drills back on
I
Yeah, you'll fuck these guys to the door these boys
This guy's on us. Let's go come on time times up. We're surrounded
I think there's one close to you as well
Another close to you I swear
somewhere
I really got a fucking
fuck
I'm gonna piss
just be yourself just be yourself
you get your ass out here you dirty rat
don't make me come in there
watch the house I guess
Crap! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
Crap to speed! Crap to speed!
Hey, push through! Push through!
Bring the whole thing through!
Come on boys! Come on boys!
Oh, I'm bringing the hatcher!
I'm bringing the hatcher!
No, no, no, no!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Hey, no, hey, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Fuck you, dude! Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you! Go to the hatcher!
I
This tower silly business time to read your man's work
My boys go boys. You're gonna hide your
We have to mount the insurmountable.
That'll happen, that'll happen.
Dude, how does they know we're to shoot the mortars at?
He's having some serious Wi-Fi issues right now.
He's having some serious Wi-Fi issues.
If you think someone streams that for good today, probably I just don't, don't be the
Oh
Yeah, you're even screaming
But he's got my fucking number
Oh my gosh, they took our gate down
She's not making it
Sorry Johnny B. Sorry. Sorry Johnny. That was Johnny B.
So I spent 16.25 cents. Hi Peanut. My smoking hot Arabian wife hates you. But I can't live without you. What should I do?
Divorce her immediately. Divorce her immediately.
Get off Jailor's back.
Get off Jailor's back in the game?
Get his down the hill for me. Please down the hill.
I'm down as well. I'm down by the steel.
Johnny B, twist twist for me. Your Steam 64 ID is on the unbanned list.
Let's go towards the ice. Okay, we gotta get to the hot zone. Come on.
Johnny B, Johnny B, twist twist for me. Your Steam 64 ID. I can't...
On the unbanned list it doesn't tell me what's name. It's just a list of 64 IDs.
The hot zone behind us now. This is moving.
You saying it's moving
Shit I hate passion
Well you guys
There's a double-standard, you can't throw him up and breathe out of you!
He just fucked me down!
Get your own server bench and you can bet it on me!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, I hope he kills you again!
I hope he kills you again!
Where were they?
They got you killed!
Sorry, this guy just covered Cosby right in between, just blew me up.
He really?
Holy moly, pick me up!
I have no more juggies on my demand!
You just gotta fucking pick me up.
That's right.
I'll pick you up.
Pick me up?
I'm just out of ammo.
I have no ammo.
Nobody's going to help me.
Blue's taking some fucking...
Blue's taking some shit.
You have to attack red and break their shit open.
And my guy doesn't want to aim.
It's against his religion.
It's against his religion.
you up you haven't had a defect even though the baited closes in an hour and
one minute okay jeep I'm taking me up anyways shut up pussy
You're almost ready.
Get ready, get ready.
Thank you, bud. Thank you, bud.
Yep, yep, yep, yep. Let's go.
There's a guy right in front of us.
No!
Do that too, pussy!
Ain't no way, ain't no way!
I'm following that PC.
Fucking rock. Ain't no way.
hmm because that you're being closer to an hour
that's one of the NPCs that are the three of us
oh Mr. Buckeye, oh my goodness, one good man, good man
thank you mom, what do you think, did you mom, what?
most valuable
fuck, alright
I cannot believe you sold me a man so much for steves I mean, when you were in the same age
me?
yeah!
I didn't know that's why you were banning them
I didn't think I was bad here.
I don't know.
Just to be silly.
You should be sorry, Johnny. Be right there.
I was thinking to stand all the motherfuckers on the other side.
I'm out of a hole.
All right.
Yeah
They're all asleep right now
Oh
How are you still poor I got 314,000 bucks pal you kid me
I'm doing $20 money spent with dime bags of weed in my back pocket, bitch.
You serious?
You serious?
My 2002 Toyota Corolla has hydraulics in this bitch.
I'm bouncing.
I'm fucking bouncing, pussy.
You serious right now?
I got a green bandana hanging out my front pocket with gold grills, you stupid bitch.
You serious?
Me?
Or?
Fuck you!
What the hell
More building supplies Genji
Green oh the kids won't like that. Yeah, I see what gang is the green you've been building
What gang is that other blue is the kids?
the red is the blue. Oh. Tell those fuckers back at fob not to hit the drills until
we're ready. And you know. Yeah, I do. But some stupid ass is doing it.
für
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total
Oh! Oh no! Let him revive me! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Okay. That's okay. That would be the inside of a tank's rudder. Or tread or whatever.
What do we think boys? Who's that? What do you think Mr. uh, Mr. Taz is guys right here?
What do you guys think of? What do you guys think of?
That donation was made recently, not three hours ago. That's not how donation boxes work.
That
Was beautiful you pop this bitch
Specifically was made three hours ago. Oh, you know what we need is that
What are that guy does that?
We're gonna that guy does that where you go
You just try to act tail Victor and make him feel like an idiot kill Victor
I want you to app Zealot back and tell his ass off.
Tell him to listen up, Zealot bitch.
Guess what? It was made three hours ago.
Tell him. Say, that's actually not how donations work, Zealot.
Tell him. Put up the chat right now.
Oh shit. Oh fuck. I'm picking around.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Where am I?
Take it!
Little bit of healing. Little bit of healing.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It was taking points, just to be able.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Yeah, just to be able to look for points,
we just went far behind.
So we go to Number Three, and fuck them.
Yeah, we pushed out of three and we was fucking out.
No, no, no!
We're running logistics on our end.
We're going to get those Jills back up.
I just said they're fine, dude, just like I said.
Maybe not, maybe not.
One more, one more, one more for that fucker.
One more for that fucker.
One more for that guy!
We're giving one more!
That's the second time he's giving me
that helicopter!
I'm still not sure. I'm still not certain. He's playing it good, EBS. He's playing it pretty
That is fine!
Get up boys, get up, get up!
To the zone boys, to the zone!
Oh, they pulled up the tower too.
I got you Mr. Snake, don't worry about it.
Red's got a massive hold on their tower so if you can fuck them up while Blue's taking points, that's a W for us.
I might actually be ass I might actually be terrible in this game there's a real chance
there's a real chance I'm not saying it's certain guys but there's a real chance here
it's not certain it is not certain but the numbers are not add enough guys
it back it little bit of packing mr. don't go to tower two mr. that sounds
whimsical I doubt it now it's you boys
yeah let's do it let's go to the hot job boys as you said oh that's the wrong
way oh go back go back on the way and we're not done boys and this is a tight
game 70 61 and they had a 20-point lead they had a 20-point lead let's not
Forget we got this
They're on top of our our fob by the way
That's what Jackie D. Dota gets.
Was that him?
Was that him?
Who's that with all Jackie D. Dota?
That Jackie D. Dota, oh my goodness.
Fuck that guy specifically.
He's been in that helicopter all game.
Was that Jackie D. Dota?
Oh thank god.
Thank god.
Thank god.
Fuck that guy!
He was the guy that helicoptered the beginning of the game!
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...
Is this dude still using the SMG knock-in for long waits?
What's up Tony? I'm Tony, I'm the finest man!
It's still better!
It's still better!
There's two down there, I don't know if he's the last one.
One more level, I get APM-O!
Only 51 minutes before the service closes, all my progress is my...
I
Any mortar they have blow it up any any anything anything got it
If you had tonic as good logic, we're about to get some serious points. That's amazing. That's amazing
We are cooking we are cooking this jar game to start moment. This is our moment
I'll try and bring some guys with me
But what do you do it's good we need another tower
We need more towers
We need more towers too
I still pulled up to see four of them
and I just killed them all
Oh my god you're a fucking real one
They're the helicopter dropping on you Coco
They're the helicopter dropping on you Coco
They're dropping in chocolate
What the fuck are you talking about
Hell yes
Fucker
Gotcha
We should have fooled that
I'm dead. I'm dead. Fuck
We're gated boys we aren't gay. We're about to take first place
That's so many guys in the zone right now watches so many guys in the zone we'll cook it
They're gonna die.
They're gonna die, you son of a bitch!
No!
No!
I've done so much on up to 85,000 this game already.
More oil inbound, also there should be a team coming to you.
Here the jump boys, here the jump boys!
Take down Jackie Tate, don't know that son of a b**ch!
I know that motherf**kers are pissing me off.
What was that with that rocket there, Tate? Some of you really need to die.
It's a sacrifice.
For the betterment of the breed, team!
For the betterment of the breed, team!
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god, it's my ass.
Oh, shit.
What are you wouldn't say?
Are you sure?
Yo, we're full on fuel.
Gingy what do you need to build it the drills or are they built I won't ban them
but I will do that I won't do that I won't do that
fuck Jackie Dake coming out
we're holding that piece of shit
as soon as we lose the hot zone then we hit the drills and bring it back everybody comes home
shut up
I'm gonna take his ass down I'm gonna take his ass down
uh...
what should i bring what else should i bring
now we have so much fuel
actually i maybe just keep bringing fuel
maybe some more fuel and building
i only do one pilot at a time
um, this building is done right now since we have
12,000 fuel okay
You boys are killing it right now you boys are killing it in the fucking
That guy's already dead
They took t3 back that's okay
Oh
Shit versus ass
That's the all right all right guys that was a shit versus ass scenario that was a certified shit versus ass scenario
I
Not really sure what's going on looks like a red
I'll break out your buck.
Thanks, boss!
Appreciate it!
You're welcome.
Uh, what are you?
Uh, what are you?
And what are these greens at, huh?
Where are these greens at?
Oh, I hate these greens!
Of course they do.
Oh, these fucking greens!
Oh, I hate them!
Oh, I hate these greens!
I'm gonna go check over there, guys!
See you guys later!
Yeah, shoot the bastard!
Oh, shit, oh, just look at these!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Go!
Wait, are these all the sc-
Oh, no he doesn't. Alright.
Rob, just stay in stand.
If I'm the helicopter, you're seeing your teammates fly right underneath you, right above you.
There's a rocket flying, tanks doing it.
The homes are taking the fucking hots on.
We're 10 points on the fucking lead!
I'm not a boner!
Ho ho ho!
Holy shit, we're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
Oh
Okay, let me know whenever I activate this, okay
We activate everybody comes home
I'm dropping some building that's changing
Okay boys
Oh shit we're shot at cooking a thousand guys in us and everybody said everyone's dead.
We're fucked! We're fucked!
Lock it!
I'm going to fire the line!
I'm going to bring more fuel just so that we can keep the drills running as long as we can.
Okay, sounds good.
It's just me and you, Mr. Aaron.
There's a thousand reds out there.
Lock in, watch lock in.
I'm not doing anything.
It's a dog, Sharon, lock in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm fixing the walls right now.
I'm gonna try and get our two boys out there.
Okay, give me one, I have to cover you.
Okay, I got you, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I got too much, I got too much!
I hope he gets to get you!
Wait, I'm out of charges, I'm out of charges, shall we get this guy?
No, I'm flying back right now.
Oh shit, you're shooting at me, oh no, oh no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Startle me, startle me.
Wow, that was not me.
Look at the old eagle.
I'll get you in there now.
OK.
Gotcha.
Ah, perfect.
Now, meet all we can do, boys.
Meet all we can do.
Just do it, my boy.
I
Mr. Smalls mr. Smalls
If we sit down if we sit down I'm doing myself. I was really need us we need us. I got like ten guys
We need to see what you want to see what we want to see one yeah
Everybody see what everybody T1 go go go T1 T1 T1 T1 the start game boys
The beta engine 40 minutes long good
For the green team
You tell me the APC's at T1 I just bought without looking is it T1 so
I don't see why wouldn't be oh thank god. Okay this we do it. We do it in tower four
Yeah, you see any tower four months
Yeah, nice shit. Oh shit. We have a drug thing
It's coming it's getting pulled it's getting paid you know what you work T1 T1 T1
we got so much fucking fuel there we got this shit that's the game that's the
run this is it moment
we're about to get boarded to all hell boys they're gonna be pushing they're
gonna be pushing this is not chance
It's not the most you know by now.
From last, from last.
Watch, watch, guys, guys, guys, help.
Coming, coming.
Close, close, boys. Keep close, boys.
We need to get out.
I got two, Mr. Erwin.
Holy fucking shit, what's going on?
One last, one last.
One more tag, one more tag boys.
That one boys, that one boys.
Get the boys up, get the boys up.
We got these left.
There's also the left behind boys.
90 points, 90 points.
We got this, we got this.
Where's the gun?
Let me out of here, let me out of here!
Take that, you son of a bitch!
Red fucking son!
We forever!
Keep my bay, keep my bay. You don't have to kill anyone, but as far as you keep my bay.
I
Got that guy's mind
We're gonna get that said
They pull it back are they pull it back
They pull it back
They pull it back
Blue's pulling it
Jiji, what do we need? Do we need more fuel? What is it?
What do you want me to do then?
Can we pull it back on them right now? I don't even see that before. I don't know how it works
You destroyed our drill? They destroyed our drills?
They destroyed our drill, Gap fast
This is push zone then, fuck them
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go
The game's too tight, game's too close
We gotta move, we gotta move!
Everybody through the zone, through the zone, green team!
Jackie Montana!
Jackie Montana!
Jackie Montana!
I'm gonna go right now.
I'm going down to three right now.
Are you spawning?
Are you spawning?
Yeah, that's not my hell, is it, bud?
What about you, what are you saying?
Where are you moving?
What's your problem?
I don't wanna say the fuck is a good sight, but just follow me.
I want you, buddy.
No, no, no, tower three, tower three, tower three.
Shit, nevermind.
Oh, I see.
Tower three guy, guy, tower three, tower three, go, go, go.
Move, move, move!
It's our last chance, boys.
It's our last chance.
Where you get to pull on that? It's over.
We got this.
Take it!
Are you taking me, boss? Are you taking me?
Are you taking me far away?
Hey we're gonna raid tower three like that's red tower you know I mean so like
yeah we're gonna cut them who gives a fucking blue gets boys cuz the week
once we cook lead we take the fucking shit back from fucking blue
George good I got C for me yeah I got C4 to this is the run this is it this shit
what's up for Jackie D. Dona you careful Jackie D. Dona fuck Jackie his
legend is known throughout these halls
I can de-terra is everywhere and I'll wait the same time.
Be careful.
Of course they're already rolling in.
Fuck you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
We could do a wall, you wanna do a wall?
No, no, it's too much, it's too much, it's too much.
I have C for me as well.
Just find the doors, just to keep these keys to the door.
Don't mind if they do all the doors you better.
What the fuck is that at the front end? It's not to me but it's to the front end.
Uh, guys, uh, are we, uh, are we serious? Are we super, super serious right now, guys?
Can we, uh, can we be so for real right now? Can we be so fucking for real? Can we be so fucking for real?
Oh, how'd I end up over here? I'm too talented over where I died.
Dude, we went flying on my straight.
Are we serious?
I would say steam diaper but I think that was way too good of a subject to history.
I think I just got lucky as fuck.
I got just my lottery ticket.
Okay, now? I'm not suspicious.
Now I'm getting suspicious.
Wait, Red's taking a fuck.
Now I'm getting suspicious!
Just taking our fog.
Oh, they were.
Okay, we're good.
Locking in, boys. Locking in.
if you're not a T3 go Haas zone, if you're not a T3 go Haas zone, all right, I got it.
We got time for it.
We need a holly.
I
Okay, I love the computer room guys rent you this game points. Yeah, they are they are okay
We got a bunch of code. What's your code? What's your code? I don't know. I don't know the code
We got the phob, right? We got it.
Fuck me, dude.
We're right by the river. Right on the hill at the river.
Damn it. Fuck, we gotta push slow.
Yeah, we do, we do, we do.
Everybody just push slow down, we gotta just go in.
Go, Joe, go, Joe!
I'm having Joe fucked up after Joe!
To the zone, boys! To the zone!
There's another guy up top in our fog.
We should abandon fog, bring the APC down.
Boop, boop, boop!
Bring the APC down to the...
I'm not gonna make it.
We're 5'0 was right, but fuck.
Oh, two minutes.
Red is gaining, Red is gaining, see?
Oh my god, we are not losing this.
Oh my god
like they built over it you will not
want my plunge
oh fuck evil evil
there's a 4x4 man right team in 4x4
man Ray
it needs to be a team push you can't just be going in six out of time
go go go go go go go go
hello my newton been wondering do those internuts ever rub against each other inside that
Oh
You dare you may say that I'm having the heart on you may dare yes
are you see a bitch are you see a bitch
there's a ball guy watch us be careful I'm getting revived I gave up yet
there's a team coming in to keep coming on us we might be quick quick quick
hold it guys guys we're gonna lose we're gonna lose we're gonna lose
Oh, yeah, you need to revive the ASAP. You might be right now
I'm right. I should come oh you need to revive me right now. We're gonna lose the red again
They're 85 points in the gaming they have them so many more guys less in the zone
All type boys all type
Fucking houses they're already in the houses
Mr. Spores mr. Spores
I said, Google, Google, you need to revive me right now!
Quickly! I'm just rallying the troops! I'm gonna rally the troops!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, please!
Go, please!
I'm kind of busy right now, babe!
Go, go, go, go, if we lose this game, because you don't have a fucking D-Fib!
On day three of the beta!
Shut the fuck up!
I swear to God!
How do you not have a D-Fib?
I hate this guy! I hate this guy! I hate coconut! I never want to talk to you again coconut after this!
Oh my God. Oh my God, we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose.
I got these people coming.
Do not come! Do not come!
You got guys parachuting on your other church?
I don't know what you want me to do about it.
I'm just letting it off, giving cops.
I'm coming up.
You're a fucking stupid motherfucker.
You're a fucking stupid motherfucker.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Get up, boys up, get up, boys up now.
He numbers, he numbers.
I got you missed out on that.
He's smoked, he's smoked, he's smoked, he's smoked.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
I'm going to miss the air, will you say it?
I've got you, bastard.
Where did it go?
I got you.
Get to us, get to us.
Pump it, get to the carrier.
Get to me.
Get to me.
Pump it, get to me.
Pump it, get to me.
Get to me, get to me.
Get to me, get to me.
I got you.
Pump it, get to me.
We're going to wait. We're going to wait.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Get up, boss. Get up.
Thank you.
You're suitable.
I'm out of key things.
You got to stay in zone.
Don't worry about anything other than zone.
Zone, zone, zone.
This is us. This is us.
We're zone. We're zone.
We're zone.
Through the zone.
Through the zone.
this is it! this is it! this is our moment to the zone polish!
we're so presumed we got all the sensors
this is ours, this is ours
this is ours
we got like a hundred guys who are sitting on the zone right now
this is it
this is it
do not leave zone for any fucking reason
Fuck off, coming in, fuck off, coming in!
Dropping lots of guys, lots of them, dropping in!
Got people in the stadium shooting at you!
Jogging, don't drop it off!
Holds on, holds on, holds on!
They're in the windows!
What a pain, what a pain, what a pain!
Oh
Get the rest get the rest get the rest
Oh my god, hey during the tower sniping they're on the ball field sniping yeah
99 99 baby
Nice point, nice point, nice point!
Res, Res, hold the circle.
I'm gonna charge, I'm gonna red charge it.
Oh, it's a pulling, it's a pulling!
You gotta follow it, you gotta follow it.
All circle!
Oh my god, oh my god.
More dropping in, more dropping in!
Oh my god!
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!
Yes!
Fuck my eyes!
Fuck my eyes!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god, man!
Oh my god, dude!
Oh!
That's all I took, you know!
That's all I took!
Too easy!
Too easy!
That's all I took!
Yeah, man!
Yeah!
Big layer!
Oh!
Two pointed!
Two pointed!
Holy shit!
Oh, we're dripping down the court!
We're dripping down the court!
Two pointed!
Two pointed!
Oh!
GG's red!
GG's red!
GG's red!
GG's blue!
Fuck you, red!
You read fuck yo fuck
Fuck the red team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Alert
Fuck the red team. All right
Okay, so good. I
Just realized guys that I leave I left this
server running while I was sleeping I
I feel like a lot of people just played the new map because I wasn't there to force end it
And just realize that it was funny while I was sleeping all last night
What do we do for 20 minutes you lick my balls
You done you know you're not even gonna give her for the last 20 minutes. Well, what do they do in 20?
$30,000 fucking God
I got a hundred and thirty thousand that game
152 I was fucking insane. That was crazy. I finally got AP rounds at the server shut down
God what a fucking rush that was man good game
Now we sure the server closes like what if
the last time the last time they ended right at the same time they said it ends but it's
it's in 20 minutes. Wait no isn't this one the uh is that Stefano? This is still a
snowman but it just went to the same map. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Holy shit I have war
pigs going on in the background dude this shit was fucking insane. I'm trying to
switch map, but it won't let me. Oh, there we go. I just spit the face. That's a fake
red wind. It's a fake red wind. It's a fake red wind. Well, it says we won, so.
We, uh, uh-huh, we try to play another game, or do you think it's just gonna shut down?
Oh, let's see.
I mean, we'll see you in 20 minutes.
You ever really want to like it?
Well, yes.
Because I'm gonna get all hyped up, I'm gonna say go green team, and then the
sheriff might go down.
Yeah.
be a sad it's gonna be sad i'm so mad i'm so fucking mad this game's we gotta win a couple
days for it to come back honestly it's the last the last beta i'm not i'm not glazing bro i mean
i'm glazing but this is probably the best beta game i've ever played granted i've always played
rust my whole life but i you know i tried other games in beta like it's a crazy beta game like
Dude for a beta game. This is nuts. It's so polished. It is really fun
Usually fun
Like it's so polished
I don't have other game modes
Uh, there's also I don't know but there's missions and shit and investments. I don't know what those are about
Dude like a map these are the things that haven't been opened yet
Imagine a map they make which is it's just nighttime and you're just wearing nvgs the whole time
like they could do so much cool stuff with this game add like fucking oceans and
have submarines like it's infinite
had oceans in that submarine
hell yeah
we're from night vision night time modes instead of daytime it's nighttime and then your second idea was oceans and submarines
Okay, how are you trying to clown me on this?
That's a logical jump
What if it was a few hours later in the day also? What if the entire map was an ocean and there's suffering?
Listen, I'm not saying about it. Yeah, that's a great idea
I just I don't see that you know
I try to you know, you know pick people's minds for interesting how they work and I just don't see the leap there
I don't see the jump. I don't see the step you took I mean
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shut up. Water dogs
All right, I'm deploying green
Thank you, Mr.. Berth. Thank you, sir. I can't even get the green team gel. Yeah, I can either
I
Got one guy that must have spanned liars bar like 17 times
Liars bar like 17
Fuck it, let's just play this out. Well, I would love to eat
Over here would stop clicking the green team. Hey guys, which one join the blue team. It's open
You can click the green
Yeah, I'll run some oh
I
Need less people you're not a rocket. Oh, mr.. Best shot this is a song
Yeah, I'll see the rocket. Hello. Are they heavy? Yeah, I
Do I'm so much money now. I see I kind of want to try the APM or now
Oh, you got that on rock. I literally just got level 75
I'm gonna try APM a little quick actually
Okay, that's where it goes. Let's see if it's good or not.
It might make a difference might not make any difference
I created a squad boys and and ladies
Yeah, I'll keep running supplies
Yeah, I'm in I'm making a squad of people
We need level we need 20 points to unlock the rocket. Helly, but I'll take you on one. I'll just buy you have it
Get on get on get on get on
I got my upper PC I got my upper PC. Oh, it's right out boys. It's right out boys
A little lighter piece you can tighten and spread
I got speed, God speed!
That one actually did look into us, buddy.
Jackie Daytona?
Jackie Daytona's a cool guy!
Oh, man, that's hilarious.
Um, I don't think I'm going to be able to.
Going.
Well, you can't be on the green team or the server.
On green, it's already at thirty one.
Uh, you guys might give me some names.
Here we go. Claytonium, Brummie, Barak, Copica, Detox, Dream, Isof, Horry, Mourno.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's just connected to the server due to an activity.
Oh my god. I'm not gonna lie to you, Genji. It's gonna take me 15 minutes to get you back in the server anyways.
Yeah, it's okay.
I
Want to get back in but it took 50 minutes last time, so I'm gonna try to see if you
Are you have be wait, all right, I'm oblivious it's a
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, this is my, the famous, the Salamu-laikum, partner.
Just take a little deep voice.
I did just argue with people in my chat.
Barclays, get a- who's Sledderboy?
Sledderboy's a guy at Barclays Day.
No one, I'm an argue with people in their chat too, okay?
Okay, alright.
What kind of name is Bobba Looper 9999? Really buddy? Really all that's so original. 9999. Really?
Hey, what kind of name is Bob Dagg 07HT?
You tell us, Josh. Give him the base name.
What's HT about you? There's nothing HT about you.
Give him the base, Coveball! Let him have it!
Read HT back in 2012, buddy. Okay, I bet you were at a solo shoot.
Thank you for letting me say what you guys...
What's that?
Absolutely, Mr. Chair.
Thanks for playing with us, Bob.
A party underscored Buffalo.
There's no fucking Buffalo that are partying.
Anytime.
The hell?
What is that?
That could be a Buffalo party.
That felt kind of good.
What about a lot of Hutch's family holds a reunion?
It's okay, dude.
All right.
I think Hutch takes the most A.O.E.
straightest ever.
You do, sir.
I think that we could shit in chat because we need a healthy.
So I like to just give it to them to make me feel special for the thing.
Huckin' it, boys, not gettin' it!
Aw, that's so nice of you!
Let's see what's goin' on here.
Let's see if there's any bad guys.
I- Let me prove I shot a bad guy.
Come to hell.
Thank you much, thank you much!
I'm bringin' surprise to Fawb.
Let's get his APM, we can really deal here.
Let's see if his APM can really deal here.
Let's make a list of APM-
damage more it does or does it say just does more damage I would check I'm
about to try out this place you are here try to try the APM on you might
might do it it works pretty good wait
hold on now
there might be damage fall off back back back
is anyone ever had taco cabana taco cabana? no? yeah it's like a place in texas i guess
i've never heard of it
i think it's very good
i think the best tacos are usually like one of the greatest vendors or if you get
some of them they'll make them well homemade
i think it was like the best
I'm not gonna lie, this isn't even making a ton of difference, but I am pretty far from the eye.
I feel like I'm gonna have to be close to a push-con.
Oh, that's cool. It's fine.
And we got like a lady, a lady and her husband, this Mexican couple.
They brought the grill, they got pressed meat, horchata, and they made the toaster.
It was like straight there, dude. She was pressing on the api's image of body armor.
I feel like I'm doing it, bro.
Api's image of armor.
You got a 44-year-old apalista.
Yeah, it's not possible.
It's not possible.
There's a hundred guys in the northeast.
Oh, it's so good.
That was his guy, not Jack!
Look at that one!
I
Be cyber
That's what happened right there. That's what happened
That's what happened right there guys that's racist to racist
Racist as well. Racist! That's why I died.
Oh, thank you, Bunch, thank you, Bunch!
I'm not sure what's good out of here.
We're all just trying our best. I'm stuck under- I- I don't know what this is.
I can't move!
All right, and I'm dead and it's gone.
I have not really touched on this APM just yet boys, I will say.
It doesn't really seem to make a lot of difference, but I haven't seen guys that are really
far away.
Thank you boys! Thank you boys! I'm a whole medical team right here.
All medical team, PhDs, doctorates, a whole semag.
Little bit back in, little bit back in.
I'm hoping I can get a guy in close range and see how these things work before the sermon closes.
everybody's keep sniping me
maybe some of these snipers for this last little bit yeah no bags got a
fucking scoper not a fucking scoper pal what the hell
what the hell it's my dirty fucking scope all right
tonight's a celebration yeah let's pop the fucking shit paid my boy yeah
I have champion and big max!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
I just got your one guy with this.
One guy close to me the range.
See how it works. He's gone.
It's all we need. All we need.
I knocked it in boys, I'm back to the grind, here we go.
Back to maximum bounce.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
and it's gone.
Dude, this doesn't really feel like it's doing much different.
I won't lie.
I won't lie to you.
I don't feel like I'm doing anything different with the AP.
Does that feel good, but do you guys?
I don't feel like this makes any difference.
Alright, word, word, word, word.
Oh, hmm.
Got his ass, looks worse.
He's got to get somewhere close range.
Just forget I
All right, all righty, okay
All right
The most young over here boys, you know, we like you do like you do
It'll be the back in
I'm gonna pick that up actually help I asked him he died the guy that you've died what where
I got you watch I got you watch careful those guys on me my middle name is came
I'm not too worried.
That was pretty good.
That was a pretty good little shot right there.
How's that APM feeling?
What did you say, Buster?
Smells like bitch in here, buddy.
Bitch may boy.
Bitch may boy.
Bitch boy.
Bitch may boy.
Bitch may boy.
Bitch boy.
me it's me boy it's me boy it's boy shit I was finally gonna be on the test
I was finally gonna be over there all right how much damage was that that was I
just tell you everybody everybody I'm out of here so
I really sure what to do now.
Yeah, I can use some meat.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Everybody got the nice to okay
Alright
Oh, thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you gentlemen
Anybody got these nice tasty bandages. I can eat some nice tasty bandages. Oh
Thank you. Good. Oh, hold on now. Wait a second. Oh, thank you. Good chair. Thank you. Good chair. Oh
We're back here in the US. Oh
Oh oh oh oh.
Stay very still.
Oh thank you good job, thank you good job.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, I don't know how that helps with the healing process.
Oh, let's find another guy.
Let's find another guy and take a little peek-tape.
One guy at close range is all we need.
Very simple, very supple.
Very simple, very supple.
and it's gone and it's gone and it's gone and it's gone thank you good chair
thank you good chair thank you thank you I just one guy close range one guy
close range is all I need. There's one guy at close range is all I need. All right here we go.
Here we go. Surely there's someone here at close range. Maybe we can just take a couple
shots at, test this new ammo out. Nice and easy. Simple and supple. Simple and supple.
Simple and supple. One quick guy, just a quickie. Just a quickie.
You can just take a little little shot at it's a little shot
Well, the guy's too far away. All right
I'll be taking some of your goodies there please stand still
Please stand still I'll be taking a couple of your goodies just a couple goodies
Don't mind me boss. Just a few goodies one or two
There's a couple goodies here. There's a couple goodies.
Now, hold on now, sir. Would you mind healing yourself up?
I'm feeling very generous today.
There's no ulterior motive here.
You need to heal yourself up to full.
Go ahead and heal yourself up to max, okay?
Yeah, there's no ulterior motive here.
No ulterior motive.
Here you go, face.
No, I'm going to take one second.
Alright, just stand real still.
Okay, what do we think guys?
Did that APM all look good?
Did it go fast? Let me try this guy.
Okay, that one was pretty fast.
That one was pretty fast.
Is that fast? Is that faster now?
Is that...
50-50.
I can't tell if this 8 p.m. Or does anything I can't really tell
You run up 8 p.m. Oh, yeah, no idea, but that that last mag was still 8 p.m. Oh, how's it people?
You you are you a base speak yeah, I'm back a base. I'm back a base. All right, don't grab this. Helly come grab this
Helly, oh all right. It's a helly. Yeah, yeah, come try it out. I guess 3 a.m. The sheriff's right down
This is the city alley down
Yeah, that's a rocket one
Well, the rocket one whoo the rocket one. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right
All right, people are actually you take this guy with you. He was that other side other side
I'll be tired but see I'll be tired here
I'm hoppin in
Boys will take his ass down down
Only rockets you got all of them every rocket wait you do you how do you how do you change the first person?
See
See
I'm we actually we had been
You guys don't want to be in here. We don't want to be in here. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna this is a 1v1 heli. All right
Well, I guess you're coming with
You're this game might go well, it's not close
All right, where you at p. That's three
Maybe I got some bad news.
I got some rather unsettling news, maybe.
Some rather unsettling news, okay.
Some rather unsettling news, yes.
Brother, that was fucking like $10,000.
That's $14,000.
Well, I'm gonna need a new one.
I'm gonna need a new helicopter.
I'm coming back.
I
Can't take this one
Is this I bought the rockets I?
Was trying to do first person. I'm not familiar with first person that much
Please you was that you were you at I'm just letting you right now
Come on down, boss! Come on down!
Come on down, boss!
I'm gonna lock it real quick.
Of course, of course. Taking time.
Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I'll just take this one here.
Go ahead, go ahead. Don't fucking... Don't fucking...
Don't crash.
I'm just gonna practice on the first person.
Okay, I'm just gonna practice on the first person.
Sir, we might get that gun out of my face.
I'm trying to see the road.
Oh, there's an enemy helicopter here.
Trying to do kava-kashimi.
Uh, we might actually have to use some target weapons for this guy.
Alright, go for it.
Okay, alright, alright, launching first rocket, here we go.
See what we got here.
Alright, just gonna turn a little.
Turn just a bit.
Okay.
Alright, first rocket out.
Oh wow, I should surprisingly close right there. Hold on now. I might be really good at this. Hold on now.
Oh, okay. Oh, he's moving a little fast. He's moving a little fast. Slow down, Jared. Slow down.
I'm on my way, and I'm not taking...
I'm not taking any hostages, Pete. Oh shit, I was hit right there.
I've got a good thing right now.
Are you trying to kill that Heli?
Let's fucking take him out first.
Yeah, let's take him out first.
Oh, hold on now.
Oh, hold on now.
Oh, where'd he go?
There he is.
There he is.
Oh, God.
There he is.
Well, I got him.
Plus one.
Y'all big, y'all big.
Well done.
What a fun, baby!
I'm down 43,000.
Just one more good thing.
One more good thing.
One more for the boys.
One more for the boys.
Um...
Hmm...
I'm landing.
I just got a raging headache
like 10 minutes ago.
Are these servers closing or not?
Because if they aren't, I'm bombin' the savagel.
I don't know.
I mean, it's four o'clock.
Chad's saying the beta got extended to 8 p.m. Sunday.
I don't know.
8 p.m. their time.
8 p.m. their time.
That's way to go.
I don't like to lie a bunch and say stuff,
because I'm not saying stuff because I'm under NDA,
but they really didn't tell me anything.
They didn't tell me shit.
I will say it now.
But like eight people in my chat just said it I don't where are you guys getting this info chat? Where yeah, will you get this info from?
Are getting the heli?
Mori mori get in the heli hori mori. It's just my hair
It's alright here, but over it's a lady
On what Twitter on what Twitter?
But what what Twitter what what Twitter what would you count?
until the beta in Sunday at 8 UTC what's 8 UTC
8 UTC to CD
are we trying to break another alley?
wait it's two of them
three at 3 AM
what the hell?
here's your show to shut off by men's you know
there's a men's you know all the servers are off except for yours
and in the hell you know behind you but
no no no no no no that's that's no that's not possible because everybody
would be telling us that right now
which one's the hell you with the rockets is it this one okay
That one you're just
Okay, great for this I'm gonna grab one too
Yeah, you don't want to be in here chief I'm telling you right now pal
I'm a guy who said that there was a server message it says
because we just finished my last game and it says server showing down instead of the next match
so I guess you're allowed to play your last match?
hey guys?
I guess
uh...
well you guys, I'm actually like now that I think about it
we might be able to keep playing the game because we have a private server
I know at first I was like that doesn't make sense but
oh fuck
That's that's pain away. That's literally
I was just I was just thinking you can you can still open the game because the firing range is tough
So you would just if you think about it that guy just said that and what he just said is true
That means they're shutting off servers individually after the end of each match, right?
Hey, we got an enemy alley all that would mean is that the server list would be empty in like about two hours
But we aren't on the server list. We're on a secondary list for community service.
But they would have to come specifically to our private server and turn it off.
I mean...
Dang.
I think the logic is following.
Is the logic following?
Oh, am I? Yeah, I'm following.
I'm following.
That sounds kind of right to me, but they probably would come and turn mine off.
But they would have to come to my house specifically
Oh, I don't know I don't know
That's gonna give you privileges cousin your chicken lips
Now oh dear
uh but where the bad guys at oh now I got you now I got you oh those show
fucking clothes oh my god oh my god wait hold on I'm gonna cook I'm gonna cook
I'm gonna cook I'm gonna cook I'm gonna cook I'm gonna cook I'm gonna cook I'm
I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook!
Oh, damn it!
I'm gonna spend all my money and...
Right, I'm all off.
Wait, wait, I'm about to cook, I'm about to cook!
I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking!
No, I feel like it's killing me for chicken.
What?
You're moving the water?
No!
No, I'm so close!
Oh, what a land.
What the hell?
I like my shoe bastard.
No!
I
Shot exposure on his helicopter. He's it one shot one kill with the sink
I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him
What the fuck is everybody leaving?
Nothing is over.
Double, double!
Is there nobody in the server?
I don't know.
He looks to be getting into the server.
Okay, okay.
I'm kind of nasty with it boys.
I'm kind of nasty.
I'm kind of nasty.
I'm a nasty boy, I'm a naughty boy, oh I'm nasty. I'm disgusting, I'm gross.
I'm gonna disgust him.
What happened?
He got my shot.
What do you got my shot?
It's gone.
And it's gone.
Yeah, that's got it.
Hey, BB, you want to hook that boy up?
I'm kind of not.
I'm in my own heli for a moment.
I'll be back. I'll be back home soon.
Look at this guy. He looks so beautiful.
He's a very beautiful player, and I can't believe I can just spin this over with you.
You busted.
All right, you know what?
All right, are we getting off? We've waited for this last game.
This is 3-11, the boarded, and I'm going to headache.
the grab and water taken ibuprofen or again what are you guys feeling what are you guys
feeling and not you fuckers and not you fuckers you say open it up what what's up what are
we doing here what are we doing here guys I'm probably gonna waste my money and fuck
off for the night what do you do go go I don't know you feel like I lose the goosey
Yeah, I'm good kind of good
Mr.. Horry mr.. Horry I propose a C4 battle
Yeah, I do we all know what that plate that guy's got a good idea. I'm about there was just a bunch of C4 and thought it people
I'm telling you to a C4 off, Mr. Coco
Wait, what's the C4 off?
Who ever can get more kills with a C4 before you die?
I already got one to catch up.
I literally just got one.
With C4?
Yup.
Really?
Yup.
I just got one.
So it's 1-0 pussy.
Wait.
Really?
Really?
Really?
What do you feel?
You want to keep going?
You want to call tonight?
Step whatever.
You're peeling what so what do you feel you want to keep going you want to call it?
Hold on
Who just said that out there? Who just said that was that was that?
Hey like that big job, hey like that you stupid bitch
I like that motherfucker!
BOOM!
Unfortunately, I got with the admin thing in the spot.
You fucking asshole!
Hahaha!
The other guy that was in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
He's in there.
Oh wait wait it was the other guy. Wait, what's with the other guy? Who was he? Who was he?
Wow.
I don't know who said that. The guy, no, no, no, he was with us. Who was it? It was me
and some guy named Brummie.
Brummie?
Yeah, where's Brummie?
I don't feel guilty with C4, Mr. Aaron.
There you are.
Which one is it? Brummie?
Everyone, everyone grab C4.
I got the C4 boys coming over that I got a team of 10 guys
Please
I
John Woodhawks!
Oh, I think that's C4I too high up.
Oh, man.
That's gone downward.
John Woodhawks!
Sorry, guys!
I thought I was doing C4I down, I got it right back.
Ah, Lappy-
Winscent prank!
Winscent prank!
I'm forced to go get it.
Don't you fuck it there.
I have so much shit on-
Are you kidding me?
Are you f-
Are you kidding me?!
Where is it, Frank?
Where is it, Frank?
Where is it, Frank?
Where are you?
Where are you at the back?
I can see you.
Where are you?
Where are you?
I just went blank. I was fucking the air that I designed.
What the fuck?
Are you fine and helly?
Or what are you doing?
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
Oh.
Alright, well...
Okay.
GG's, guys. GG's.
Yeah, GG's.
It's nice to have you shut down.
Aw, GG's, you guys.
Okay, are you in the- are you in the major meet?
Don't fuck yourself.
Where are you?
You look beautiful.
I- I'm on the spawn.
Were you fucking killed and I had to respawn.
I don't see- I don't see you.
I'm in the spawn, I'm running around, wait.
Look at the-
I'm right here.
I see, I'm right-
Okay.
Where's it, Greg? Where's it, Greg?
Don't kill me again.
I
Kill everybody!
Kill everybody!
I can only kill one at a time.
I can't kill a-
Send the nuke to the red!
Send the nuke to the red!
I'll get this guy, I'll get this guy.
I'll get this guy again.
Got him!
Well yeah!
Oh, that was so play.
And you say if you were a dictator you'd be a cold dictator you'd be fucking awful dude.
No I wouldn't. I'm killing everybody in the helicopter.
Yeah, you think Peter would be a good tic tater?
You'd be like kids and feety people to tigers laughing you sick bastard.
You'd be fucking sick to the head.
You could have fucking...
Wow, everybody in here?
You could have the Hunger Games.
There's so much stronger kids in this house.
Shit.
Oh, wait.
This is bad.
You just banned me?
What? No, I didn't.
You bathed me?
No, I didn't.
Okay, I got logged out.
I think people are getting logged out now.
You didn't log out now?
Yeah, I just got kicked out.
Oh, I got kicked out, dude.
I got kicked out, dude.
That's it.
Server encountered an error and it was terminated.
Well, ordered.
Hey, that last game was a fucking blast.
How was your blast?
September 10th. Oh, I'm pumped. Oh. Oh, my goodness. And the day before your favorite national
holiday, baby. Oh, the greatest day of the year. My grandfather used to celebrate it.
Your grandfather started it.
OG, OG, OG. That's the OG.
I
Just a joke everybody just a joke
Oh my god, they ended it at 420 shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah
What a dime what a dime
I like their memers, you know, they they I like it. They don't have a good time
time. Um we're not having a
good time. Alright boys. Thanks
for the games and thanks for
the games guys. I'm going to
get a quick burger. I will see
you boys later. Have a good
boy. Good night guys. Have a
good one. Have a good. Alright
boys. I'm up and up. I'm
up and up.
Oh, Jesus. We always
bless once you play. Thank you
Mr. Thomas. Thank you my boy.
That was a fun time. That was a fun time. I should have won a little bit more, but that's okay. We want oh
We won the last one we won the last one. That's what matters
That's what people keep in their hearts. Fuck the red team green team forever
They drop the servers. It looks like they did it looks I'll try one more time
But I'm pretty sure my wife has to do it just fine. Yeah, it looks like they did boys
Peanut make them extend it. Oh, yeah, let me hop right on that
We going to hop right on that buddy. Let me go ahead. Oh my bad. Oh, you said make them excited. Oh, oh, hold on
Hold on John Tarkov. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Go ahead. They say it for me chief. I got it
I'll text him. We'll see what he says. We'll see if he responds
It releases in four days we four days. Oh, shit. It dies
Which reason I kept thinking it was the third when it started. Oh, yeah, don't need four days
All right, not too savvy boys. Not all right. We'll be playing on Thursday
Mm-hmm.
Enjoy your burger, brother.
I was thinking, my boy, you killed Jackie with the missile.
I did?
That was...
No.
No.
No, I swear to God.
The helicopter that I missed with my helicopter?
That was Jackie?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Impossible.
No that's impossible no no it's impossible no no no that's a week that's impossible
it's impossible how much not no it's a possible no no no that's impossible
It's impossible. It's impossible.
Sorry. Sorry about that guy. Sorry about the guy.
Wait.
This is before or after I die. I need this exacter.
We don't. Wait.
I am a cabin! That's two inches! That's two inches!
oh wait oh wait we go down right we go down is it Jackie I got it my god of my god of my
you motherfucker you fucking liar liar consumer boss bravett it's
dilly dilly willy silly sir dilly willy silly yeah one guy i had a dream i had a dream what
Can you blame a peanut for dreaming?
How can you- are you saving?
Are you saving a peanut for simply dreaming?
Are you saving a peanut for simply dreaming?
Oh, sorry!
You don't dream what you get to law!
I had no- I forgot they passed that legislation!
Oh, I forgot when they passed that into law!
I had no dreaming what's illegal!
Asshole.
Hmm...
Ugh.
Jackie killed you.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna discuss it, I'm drunk!
I'm gonna discuss it!
I'm gonna discuss it!
Jackie Daytona has not seen the last of us Jackie Daytona has not seen the last of
us he has not seen the last of us he may have got the last laugh he may have won
the battle but he will not win the war they read chat we gave Chad how many
times am I gonna come over here? What happened? He can't be bossed. What do you call me bossing?
What?
Actually, game time.
And it's time.
What game time?
And it's time.
You animal.
You animal.
I'm kind of not.
I'm not.
I was a...
I was brand new.
Oh, dude!
Do you fucking mind?
We...
We did get up.
I mean, did he die after that or something?
Did he look at the devs?
And it's time.
Oh
What happened?
Wait Jackie you don't kill Aaron
Yeah, you need only killed me. Oh shit. We killed Jackie Daytona. We did it
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Yeah boy, yeah!
Yeah!
Now, it is finally, gentlemen.
We are far more powerful than Jackie D. Donut.
Far too powerful.
He cannot even trypher with this, gentlemen.
He cannot even trypher with us.
Jackie D. Donut has been eliminated.
Target has been deceased.
Vaporized, atomized.
Boys, too simple, simple and simple, almost elementary.
Almost elementary.
All right, boys, I'm off and off.
I'm gonna get a tasty burger.
I'm gonna get a tasty burger.
We ended with like, I'm just gonna say 400,000
because we were dicking around there at the end
and spending our money.
We ended with 400,000, not too savvy, boys, not too savvy.
Have a good night, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, dog gang.
Have a good one, boys.
Have a good one, goodnight now boys, goodnight everybody.
Have a good night, rest up, rest easy now boys,
goodnight now gang, have a good one, goodnight everybody,
goodnight now boys, rest up, rest easy now boys,
goodnight, have a good night everybody.
There's a dude on Twitter fuming that you banned him
from the server.
Well you know, let's do it, let's do it,
everybody hates me.
Mr. United Famer, we're gonna get some boy,
Good man, good, ah, man!
And Mr. Roots and Mr. Snazzy,
fancy Mr. Johnny, what the fuck is this?
What's good, man, good, ah, man?
Thank you, Mom, what's DJ'ed to Mom, what?
Taco Cabana, I certainly do have a hand Taco Cabana,
but that sounds so silly, I might have had it.
Good night, everybody, good night, now, gang,
have a good night, good night, everybody,
have a good one, good night, everybody,
good night, have a good one, have a good one, guys.
I
died
Tomorrow question question mark Monday question question mark yet. Tomorrow's Monday you absolute fucking door knob
It's Sunday right now. It's three in the morning. It's three in the morning on a Sunday. I
Monday is tomorrow
Stream today Sunday stream on you know what no
No, no, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna lie, you boys are 12 hour streams.
They have fucked my throat.
Every breath feels like I'm getting shibbed
by someone in prison.
I wanna die.
I wanna die.
I'm not speaking to anyone tomorrow.
Anyone tries to call me, they can die.
Anyone tries to talk to me, they can also die.
Everyone can die.
In the game of course.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night now boys, good night everybody,
good night everybody, good night, good night!
Also don't let the bedbugs fuck your ass,
I forgot about the, don't let them do it.
Massive cocks.
Massive cocks.
Dude.
Get out of here!
Get out of here now!
Get out of here now!
Get out!
action poop in the toilet.