TheBurntPeanut
TRYING OUT PROJECT ZOMBOID FOR THE FIRST TIME | Gimmick X John X Cloakzy | LEBRON JAMES OF PROJECT ZOMBOID | MANY MEN MONDAY | #BUNGULATE
09-07-2026 · 9h 46m
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Are you buckled into other side many men Monday gentlemen?
And yes, I see in the chats that you guys are quite surprised that we would be on broadcast
somewhere today.
I have heard many things.
Many things.
I have heard that it is harder than any Dark Souls game, Dark Souls game.
I have seen everybody say, Peanut, you will die a thousand times, a thousand times before
you can figure out how the game works. Even gimmick himself in the discord has
said this will be a punishing, grueling game. A learning curve so high it makes
Mount Everest look like an anthill. But they have been whispers. They have been
whispers, gentlemen. The Bronze James and Pontiac John Boyd. The Bronze James and
Project John Boyd, there have been whispers gentlemen,
there have been whispers.
They are calling me the LeBron James of Project John Boyd.
Alrighty, alrighty.
I didn't start the rumor, I did not start the rumor.
I'm just telling you what I heard.
I'm just telling you what I heard gentlemen.
I'm just telling you what I heard.
And we were dominant.
I would not even die one time.
This game looks so easy, it would be figured out
like that, like that.
Look at this split, look at this split, just you wait, just you watch.
I will have this game in a tizzy within the hour.
Within the hour, I will have it in a headlock, it would be, I wouldn't be elementary.
Simple, simple and supple. Simple and supple, gentlemen, simple and supple.
How are you snapping? My butt cheeks. I make snapping sounds with my butt cheeks.
I don't have arms and legs, so I have to, I have to make do. You know what they say
people without one sense the other senses become stronger I have no arms and
legs I can do basically anything you can do with arms and legs with my cock and
balls don't rush guns get melee down first I you don't know nothing you don't
know anything what you don't know anything guys were rushing guns I
even know that was a thing I even know that was a thing until you said it
Guess what we're doing. We're rushing guns. We're rushing guns. We're gunrushing. We're gun rushers
We are we are the rushers of the guns. We're Russians. We're Russians with guns
That's what we're doing tonight. That's what we're gonna do today
Exactly, exactly Russian guns Russian guns now. Let us get the gang. Let us get the gang. Oh, wait. Oh
Everyone's muted
Oh my friends are muted oh my friends are oh no oh no why wait is this game
just closed whenever you click on friends hey hold on wait wait hold on
give me one second guys I got wait it's just hold on wait a second oh I see why
we fix that real quick lock frame rate at 16 what win was this game made okay
Okay, there we go.
All right, that should, okay, that should now work.
That should, oh, hold on now, my game's frozen.
Okay, all right, hold on now.
Reloading Lua.
What is that, L-U-A, what is that, Lua?
Oh, there we go.
Okay, got it, got it.
All right, okay, all right.
Ligma, no it was Lua, it was Lua, virus alert.
I highly doubt that, I highly doubt that.
Now where's my game at?
Gimmick!
John!
Where's my game at?
Where's my, about to be boring as fuck, not gonna lie.
Oh yeah, that by the way, I asked Gimmick,
I was like, listen, listen, I love trying new games,
but is this gonna be fun to watch?
And he says it's only fun to watch
if you're like invested in it,
if you've played it before boys I've never played this before so I don't really know what he's talking about
but apparently it'd be kind of invested in it so I don't really you know me I I don't know I don't know I
like you like it but mmm mmm well I will see we'll figure it out this is a first stop for everything
what why hey John how you doing boys hey are you are you ready to game I'm so ready to get
John have you ever played this game either not even a single second in my life ever perfect
Perfect. Give me how many hours do you have in this game?
Ah, sorry, I just got here.
A conservative 381.5.
Ah, yes. Oh, that reminds me to tell everybody.
I do have 14.3 hours in this game,
but that is from when Officer Fadash came to my house
during the Halo Marathon,
and we were chilling after, and we played for five minutes.
I was locked in the house. I couldn't figure out how to get out,
and apparently I left my computer on for 14.3 hours.
So I actually have five hours,
but Steve says I have 14.3.
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Are we ready to game?
By the way, I was as one does, as one does.
My guy says, can you wait 15?
The guy that I texted to set up a server for us.
We want to wait for you to do what you want us to do, I don't know what to say, I could,
I could.
We can shit shit, it's up to you.
I'm down to it.
Wait 15 minutes?
Yeah, I'm down to it.
I'm down to it.
I'm down to it.
We'll grab a beer.
I'm going to go put more beers in the fridge.
Uh, okay.
All right.
You can do it.
Why don't I, why don't I have an idea.
We'll go into a quick, uh, just local game and we'll look over the, the, the,
how to do, how you do the basics.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
There's a lot of basics.
When you say the basics of Zomboid, that's not like five minutes learning a thing or
two.
The basics are about the first 50 hours.
Wait, is everybody saying do the tutorial?
There's a tutorial?
I didn't even know.
Tutorials are for bitches.
Yeah, definitely do not do the tutorial.
Tutorials are for bitches.
That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life.
This is gonna be fun. It's gonna be intuitive. It's gonna be fine.
Yeah. I doubt you'll even die once.
That's what I said. That's what I said.
Okay, listen, let me host a multiplayer server.
I'm gonna host a multiplayer server real quick.
I think this is safe, hopefully.
Hold on. Wait.
Right.
How do I do that?
It will show your IP.
I can't even see my mouse on the screen.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, you know, let's all join a public server while we wait for our server to be set up. Yeah. Oh
Genius and then that way if it if he runs into some problems and it takes too long to boot up. We'll just keep playing. Yeah
Did you see the house?
We do we spot all together or no?
No, but we can't spawn in the same town. So it's not a huge deal. Okay, which way where you know this game
but then I do do what servers do we join?
Is there like a specific server that we join?
Is it?
No, you don't.
Did you know?
I've always joined like private servers, you know, like.
Don't play public.
Wait, so we can't host one and we can't play public.
Do we just keep, do we just each play solo?
I don't understand how you play online in this game.
It really seems like there is a way to play online.
Is this game not multiplayer?
No, it does. It does.
Oh, wait, shit. Do we have Build 42 and stuff?
What's Build 42?
You want to say Build 42 Dixie in your mind or something?
Oh, never mind. Build 42 is default now.
You used to have to do one of the beta installs, but no, I think it's default.
On the bottom of your screen on the menu. Does it say version 42 point two zero point four?
No, it says version 42 point two zero point four B zero BBC
Yeah, this is a spicy version
This is a spicy version. Oh, well
Click it up for us. Hold on now. Oh no, no, this is a spicy version. This is a spicy version
Oh
Okay, so how do we okay? How do we oh, I see the word oh apparently goosey has a server
Let's try it server for a second hold on. Let me let me let me let me message
Where the fuck is lemon these days right here we're playing with them never this is nighttime lemon you nighttime lemon
Evil lemon he comes out in the dark with a vampire outfit on
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and a 2-2.
Okay, everyone say I do the tutorial.
Alright, I will do the-
I will- Okay, let's just take a little peek at the tutorial.
Let's just take a little peek at the tutorial.
Let's see what's going on.
I'm sure this is highly unnecessary,
but I will take a look at everyone I say I'm doing it.
Dude, I don't have a mouse on that screen,
and it's driving me fucking nuts.
Ha!
This is how you died.
I'm never gonna die.
That is ridiculous even suggestion.
Do not do the tutorial.
How stupid does it think I am?
Five minutes I've had four words on my stream.
I can read more than four words in five minutes Eve.
Let's get moving.
Oh, hold on.
soon soon you'll die horribly no one will mourn you okay and you will be
swiftly forgotten okay I don't want to play this game anymore I like this game
it's being a to me game first things first you can zoom with your mouse wheel
let's get a bird dive view of the lowly place where you're about to die
miserable and alone I like this game no it doesn't mean it I don't like it
it's a little look at your character information quick the fat of flashing
heart a heart over on the lap okay oh do I'm a fucking lady dude dude I got my
I'm a lady I'm a lady right quick to show treatment me. I'm right clicking the whole time
He can see the health by saying scratches bites bleeding broken limbs all this
For your convenience and also here that you can banage and treat wounds
Do you know another good penalty? Yes skills?
Let's see we go
Okay, he says he has his laptop. He says give him a few minutes. He said it was there for us
Okay, good. That should give us me enough time to finish his trail
It really will be such a safe to lose this panel shows your points and various different survival skills
Okay, I'm what I can't
Still fucking hard to read with you. Yeah
We should do you know what how try to be both me at the same time
It gave activities
We have what was not more watch this buddy. What about your pen and paper build up skill points at level you up in each
Is when learning speeds can be increased by reading books and watching certain TV shows ultimately your brain will become cold
Dead sludge, but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?
Close character panel by cream. Are we
I actually had to go read to make sure you weren't just fucking with me
but those are actually the worst.
It's looking at stuff, woo.
Hold down the right mouse button and move the mouse.
Okay, you'll turn to face any angle.
Hold left control and moving the mouse will do this too.
Okay, I did it.
All right, now what?
Oh, shit.
I think it might be frozen or something.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you paused it?
you paused the game?
no I didn't
where's the tutorial on playing it, ummm, on pausing
well I got it, I got it
oh there we go, oh there it is
okay
oh now we're cookin' down
we're cookin'
well let's get some blood pumping before it congeals
and rods move
Okay, why not walk into the adjacent room? It's definitely safe. Okay. I'm just okay now let's straight hold down the right much
But we'll let you look around while walking this helps you line up and actually watch your back straight further into the room by holding
The right message by moving okay, okay?
Oh, so what's oh someone's fucking over here. Oh, they're having sex in this room. Oh, but I can't show they're having an affair
Oh, I'm checking if goosey server still have I've been sent the information. We'll see if it's still okay
got you got to move your mouse over the loot panel and expand it oh a dead rat oh
shit I did right is that good oh my god holy crap that's like the best item in
the game that's my side of the gaming series with a rat dropping second
rat oh my god you it's so versatile you can do anything with it oh how I get
out of this how I get out see those noodles to the
Looks like someone's got a rumbly tummy, right?
Click on the dead rat in your inventory.
Oh God, am I about to eat it?
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh no.
Oh God.
Oh Jesus.
Oh God, okay now, okay, I'm feral now.
I've got rabies, I'm one of the jobbies.
Oh God.
Oh God.
It's one of the symptoms being hard
because I've been hard this entire time.
Oh God.
It's better apart from nausea
to learn about what each moodle means.
Move your cursor over them.
I'm queasy.
Oh, I'm queasy, I'm queasy.
Oh hey, better fill up your jar
before the water supply has come off, okay.
Mm, okay, all right.
Well, you automatically do some water
that's coming in between you.
Let's see what other cupboards.
Okay.
Oh, I got a frying pan?
Massive, massive, massive, massive.
That's huge, that's huge, that's huge.
Oh, that's huge, that's huge.
I click the frying pan,
It's like the quick primary so you can use it on all the dead folk you meet.
Bam!
Walk, walk to the flashing window behind you.
Got it!
Climb out the window and beat that course back to death.
Got it!
When the right mouse button will ready your weapon for attack, an Isometric cursor is shown
to help you gauge your angle approach man.
You're not dead pussy, I know I'm dead bitch.
Woo hoo hoo, left side, left side.
John, you should repeat the shit of that guy.
John?
Oh I thought it was on me that I said, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
He's not dead?
You could have also press space to shove her right now we need to go for the head the ice which cursor is vital
Line yourself up using the right mouse button and use your circle on the bottom of the ice which cursor to target the head
Badge and left mouse button when you're in place
You see that you see it
But we did all the other items go there's like seven items
It keeps disappearing
Oh
Oh
What? Oh, it's more than 100 that way
We quick the pen like I pen oh
Wait, don't we oh
Oh
Quit the cutting knife for the mother's body
Okay, let's eat over the gate and click on it with the mouse. Oh
Okay, okay
You see you make less toys and be less visible. Let's see
See Carson open the gate with E or click it with the left mouse
Like that pussy
She's probably very much like that, bitch.
There we go, there we go.
You should stay over the corpse and right click the large backpack in the loop in order to shoot directions.
Come on back when we got it.
Oh man, this game's ahead of its time.
I
Find the flashy large backpack I got the side right I
Gathered information goosey server is up. It's been wiped so everything won't be looted
We can play on it if we want I'm done for that. Also my guy says he's installing it now
So like the server of my son will be up in like five minutes
Okay, well that we could just wait for that because then you'll have control
We play on you see server because then there's actual people we can kill right?
No, no, it's uh, they're what, they did a two day event and the event's over but the server's just still up so there's nobody in there.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhhhhhh.
Yeah.
Okay, all right, okay, I'm just gonna complete this this tutorial just gonna say it's another one to my server
Okay, he says he says it's almost done. I'm the first sounds good sounds good. I can't do the side of the inventory panel click on it
What flashing large backpack icon was that me?
What do you mean? Oh
Oh, I got a shotgun!
We're cooking now, boys! We're cooking now!
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
Alright. Oh lord, that merc...
Also, just, uh, Goosey has a bunch of quality of life mods on it that are, I guess, really good.
And I don't know if yours is vanilla or not.
But that would be the difference.
It's, uh, I'm down for what it...
Oh, yeah, honestly, you probably should play Goosey's if he's got a bunch of quality of life mods.
Yeah, the game can be a little oppressive without some tasteful modding.
Okay, how about this? We'll play on Goosey's stuff for the night since he's got the quality of life mods.
I think I've learned enough from this tutorial. I think I did really good. I learned a bunch.
Yeah, let's go do it. Okay, let's do it.
uh goosey just sent me a discord link that has all the info
oh my god oh my god let me know when let me know when you're able to join the server i'm gonna
keep doing this until you're in oh no okay i just sent you the discord link and then let me
uh let me load the mods where's john where's this tell panel by passing it buddy or click the
heart icon left hand is scratched right click the red text that's reporting the dirty left hand
apply a bandage you know that this game is easy this game is easy
this we must put the interact for a lesson this I think you made it just
for us to make it easy to find the inf... better get some proof protection from
you're standing before yeah it's all in the connect no let me know your
so I know what's working oh oh yeah yeah getting in right now I'll keep you
posted oh yeah I gotta kill these bitches over here give me a second I
I didn't kill these pussies
No, I'm looking drippy. I'm looking good
Okay, so how do I go outside?
But you ready head through the door
Okay.
You can sneak to make less noise.
Okay, okay.
Okay, up to the white fence, got it?
If you have a high enough skills,
and Arnold Johnson, then tall fences can be climbed.
You have those skills, press E to couple of events.
We got it, got it, got it!
Aim at the running dead man by holding the right mouse button.
Got it?
Okay.
Press left mouse button to fire when you're aiming with the right mouse button.
Oh!
Die!
Die!
I mean zombie in the forest for that shotgun and they're coming for you. We should come back over the fence
I'm just a lady. I'm just a lady. I'm just a lady. I'm just a lady
I
Said by said you ever get a zombie bite or fear one is imminent they press you and you'll swallow the edge
Okay, I'm connecting to that server
So do we have to download all these the game just fucking prank me
Oh my god!
What?
The game goofed on me!
The game goofed on me!
The game goofed on me!
They don't do that.
The game goofed on me!
They goofed on me!
They goofed on me!
They goofed on me!
Oh no!
Oh god!
Give it to you again.
I'm still downloading mods.
I started on my back up and thought tonight would be tonight I wouldn't have to fucking connect over my internet
But it's not even more
Going back to cost
Fuck my life. I see me
You see me. Oh, you see me
All right, buddy
But I'll be there soon though. Okay
Oh downloading mods still me too
Wait
Wait, you should probably start this process. You can start. Oh, yeah, right. Try try try
Okay, okay. All right. Oh, yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Hey guys
Guys, I'm not even lying to you. I think I'm out of me like the best of this game
I am I mean message game. I was cooking you should have seen it during the tour
I probably beat that tutorial in record time. That's why a P that's why a PR
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, a W a record, a peanut record, a peanut record, a peanut record, mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Okay, so how do okay, okay, how do we get in here? Let's see. Oh
I sent you the link. I sent you the link. Don't leak IP or I will shoot you in the brain
Hey multiplayer ad server
We will the mods download by by themselves. Yes. Yeah. Yeah auto
You don't even need to alt tab it down. It's all in game. It's very very
Okay, I'm putting the IP in
521.7 3.427.518
Is that right? Is that right? Is that correct or no?
That sounds right. That sounds right.
Okay, the port is 8215 5
Is that right or no?
Oh
I do a turn oh, I do a turn user name use your discord name. Okay, the third P dot
Education
Oh
This is my own password that I said
I
Do I do I use steam relay where's that I have no idea never heard of it probably not
You should have to grab a copy of your copy of your photo ID you send it to the Zomboid devs, okay
Then there'll be a short 20 minute interview with the IRS and the FBI
I just click on each one of these mods and install them individually. Oh, no, they're okay to do it automatic
Oh my god, they should there's a thousand mods
Yeah, it takes like three minutes. It takes like three minutes. It's one of these games
This game needs some tasteful modding this game needs some tasteful modding
Wait, oh, okay. Oh wait, can I show my screen right now while I'm telling you all the mods are gone?
I don't know. I'm just not doing my stream right now. So I'm a little I'm multitasking at the moment
No, it doesn't mean that I'm not actually looking at this. I'm getting where the if this game doesn't need mods
Where are we I'm gonna listen to these mods you guys tell me if you like someone who it doesn't play a lot of Zombo
Mute panic heartbeat
You guys like that one
No, what about you're gonna go through all 40 mods one at a time
Well, no, I'm just asking a couple of them
Oh, no the speeds are I don't know anymore. He's doesn't mean it. He doesn't mean it
By the way, if someone wants to join us you definitely can you watch if you want to play on our server or whatever I
hmm I will well it you mean it's I mean
group would also it's our server down
where we're taking it that he can indeed
play on his own server no I don't know
I'm taking summit can play it was that
my summit your summit oh but not good
goose so goosey can't play no new
goose up no he's got to find his own
server yeah goose up by his own server
fuck that guy he plays the landmines
on my face
Wait, where are we spawning down?
They were shutting down any moment.
Where are we spawning?
Uh, spawning Rosewood, spawning Rosewood.
Sorry, I'll be a little, I'll be like, I'll be like, three minutes.
I'm just trying to get some speed.
Rosewood, the whole thing's in Kentucky.
I heard that delicious fried chicken.
Which I spotted right now.
I, I ordered that.
Spawning and spilling around.
Oh, God!
Oh, wait.
occupation burger flipper oh yeah yeah yeah it's like uh you got to choose positives and negatives
it's like the tarkov it's like the tarkov season it's exactly like the they stole that from this
oh yeah wait you don't have to do anything if you don't want but wait which one should i do
should i do the burglar burglar is good because of the cars yeah yeah you can you can hot wire
cars right off the bat which is huge the burglar did why is fucking games wow
every shit yeah I know I am I like 10% like we ever say that ran stat well you
could choose both and then you just have to choose negatives to I mean listen
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go with your chat.
Let your chat be a guy doing that too.
We've ever been burglar or mechanic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Sexy nurse?
Oh my god.
Oh, fine.
Wait.
Oh, shit.
I'm in here.
I kind of want to be a mechanic.
I
Want to be some things that are long-term some things that are short-term
I kind of want to be mechanic so I can fix cars and stuff
I mean that's great, but you're on you're not even gonna start fixing cars until like
15 hours into a little into a life. No, I'm gonna start fixing cars now. I'm a mechanic. Ah, perfect
Wait, what about DIY expert?
Foreign producer there I'll have it
Oh god, oh no. Oh no. Oh
Oh god. Oh god. Oh no. Oh no. There's too much information. There's too much to think about.
Hmm. Wait, I'm gonna do, um, veteran. I'm gonna do veteran. No, no, no. No, I'm not.
Sorry, let me show you something stupid.
Hmm...
I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Wait, what about nurse?
40% chance to find medical items? That's huge, isn't it?
Ooh, that might be a modern one. I don't remember that one. That sounds nice.
Yeah, that sounds nice. I feel like this is a game where you need a lot of medical items.
Uh...
You're a sexy nurse. I'll be a sexy nurse.
No, we... What do you say to her?
I always kinda pigged you as a nurse. I always kinda pigged you as a nurse.
I don't have any. I have a custom occupation. What the fuck's that mean?
Uh, uh, cuss.
Um...
I don't know. Same as a normal occupation.
I can't decide. You decide. What are you doing?
Uh, I'm- I'm booting by stream back up.
It's good to get it.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I usually do, um, like, Firefighter, Veteran, uh, Axeman.
I get a lot of good-
I try to max my strengths because a melee is huge in this game.
So having a good strong man, burglars good.
A lot of times it depends on the server settings, which I don't know.
Some servers like think burglars too powerful.
So they like nerf it.
No, it's too powerful.
Wearing cars is huge.
Oh, no, we're in cars right off the bat is is.
Oh.
You'll need to balance out positive traits and negative traits.
What does it make any sense?
What does that mean?
Mmmmm.
It's exactly the same as Tarkov for this season.
It's just so much thinking!
If you had a positive trait, you need to balance it with a negative.
You did this in Tarkov.
Who fuck!
This is just like a puzzle!
I mean, you started playing the game yet!
You don't have to do anything!
You can just go and nude.
Go and nude and naked.
Let Jesus take the wheel.
I don't have to do any of it.
Jesus Christ.
I don't, I don't, oh no.
Oh no.
What's the easiest one to get down?
What's the easiest one to get down?
Get down and dirty or just get down?
I give her six points. I didn't give her six points. Oh
There's like ones that you're for your third thin skin. This is it gives you eight points
You just bleed more, but if you never get hit, don't it don't matter
I usually like to do you are yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Um, you know
Smoker I always choose smoker. I actually enjoy being addicted to cigarettes in this game
Okay, I'm a smoker.
High thirst, high thirst is a good one to do, high thirst, because water is typically,
especially early in the game, easy to find.
Wait, why do you just do decreased, decreased container inventory capacity?
Ah, that's a terrible idea.
I literally can't think of a worse idea.
I literally can't think of a worse idea.
slow you can do slow learner no I'm a fast learner okay you could do prone to
illness as long as you play smart you you know shouldn't matter hearty appetite
gives you more hunger that one not good ear for music can't stand this
environment they much prefer peace and quiet only let's do that we'll just not
play any songs we'll just not sing any songs right no song okay all right
No song singing? Is that right? There's no song singing?
That sounds right.
Oh no. Oh god.
Oh no. Oh no. They say that I want to listen to the radio.
Fuck.
Oh god.
Oh god.
You I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Yes. Yes. Okay. What are you what points are you at right?
I need I need to get plus three so I can play the game. Okay. Do sloppy. You hate cleaning. It's just takes you longer to clean.
Or slow healer
Oh my oh a forename
Um, there's a lot of things you gotta think about this game a forename
Billy
Billy
Sir name Billy
Billy Apple Bottom, Billy Apple Bottom will be my name and I'm gonna be black.
That's fine.
Actually, what if I do like a, what if I can be albino?
What do you see, John?
What do you see?
No, I just, I've got, I've got a girl character that I'm making and I did the voice preview
was hey what's wrong with that nothing okay just was what I was hoping hey hey I made
my character yeah I got my guy I got my guy I'm putting my volume one little
click up it's a loud
okay I got my guy you guys ready yep you ready okay yeah I'm ready I'm ready
Can you save my PCS? We can save.
Hmm... Wait, oh, you... Oh, wait, this isn't just cosmetic, you actually de-close?
Oh, so...
Hello. Wait, hold on, wait.
Hello, Discord Captain.
Hello, Discord Captain.
Hello, Discord Captain.
I'll move it.
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Hello, Deskwark Caterham.
Hello, Deskwark Caterham.
Oh God!
Wait, wait, wait!
Okay, all right, okay. All right. Okay. I'm good to go. Are you guys ready?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just doing a little...
How long does the car count on? Shoes? Wait, where's my shoes?
How long does the car count on? Hmm. Okay, I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
Okay, I'm saving my guy. Okay, okay. Are we good to go now? Are we good to go?
Are we good to go?
We are.
We will...
I'm coming in. I'm coming in. I'm coming in.
Should be silly.
What is it, more dogs come down.
You guys spawn in Rosewood right?
Yeah Rosewood, Rosewood.
Then there's no hope of ever finding us within hours.
John?
Hey.
John, did you spawn in Rosewood?
Wait, are I coming outside?
Wait. Where are you? Where are you?
We're somewhere in this town.
Where?
We'll find each other.
Where are you?
I'm close. I'm close.
I'm right up the road.
I see trees.
I see some fences.
I see a yellow house or white house.
Yellow and white.
I see a brown house.
I'm trying to put it to see a stop sign.
Where are you at?
Oh, how about this?
Uh.
Is there a map?
Yeah.
Oh
We be in super duper serious guys I as soon as I click that button even before you said I knew exactly what happened
Guys guys, I'm trying to learn here. Oh, I'm starting
I'm dirty
Stop over there
Hmm
Pressing M and it seems like it's making a map sound. Yeah, you just gotta wait
Oh
Oh, yeah, okay
All right gimmick. I'm at car wheel street and buck street. Where you at? Okay? I don't know
I'm surrounded
immediately surrounded
Ah, I'm oh, I might
Where are you boss? What are you? I might have already been bit
Might have to just go ahead and respawn here. No, no, no, just gotta go just get it
How do you respond? Oh, we're just warming up here. You know, we're just warming up. There's a lot going on
I'm bit. Okay, so I will be respawning. If you get bit, there's no hope of survival
Okay, I've been bad. I've been holding that one back. How do I respond?
I don't know unless they have a mod that has an antidote in this game
It's what you want your bit. You're dead forever. Do I have this on me?
Well, you'll die slowly, but they might have a mod in the game a lot of
You can cut off limbs mechanic you could cut off limbs. What's your bit the game job to survive?
She's kind of dub. Welcome to welcome to Zombo
Welcome to Zombs.
We're going to be on labs in 15 minutes.
Yeah, we're going to Zombs in 15 minutes.
This game is brutal.
There comes a time when you play enough of this game and you will never ever get hit by a zombie.
Okay, how do I respawn?
I already found a Rimmy-TV700 bolt.
I should rifle it with ammo.
Rosewood.
We are cooking boys.
We are cooking.
I highly recommend saving your character if you didn't already so you can just
Get all the stuff back
With a harmonica
Don't use it you need a backpack shoot the zombies
That's the ammo. You know what ever does it take?
308 Winchester
Open the box. Yes. I got a guy with 20, but we know I got 40 bonds. Oh
Shit, dude, we know what you need to do. We need to go to the police station. How do you tell me boy?
Yeah, I do I have 40, but it doesn't actually say that why doesn't say that
Yeah, so you know in your top inventory that's your inventory and then the right one is like the the like area
So you should you should be able to like right if you have a pistol
You need to be able to also have a magazine and if you have a magazine you need then you then you can just load them bing-bang
But oh never mind. I got it. Okay, what you said was
No problem
You're a very unhelpful man
You're a piece of shit you should die
Oh, that's your fuck that can already tell oh, I got a key. I got a security
Come on. See I might be better than you this game. Give me. Oh shit. Oh really?
Oh, I might be pimping. I'm gonna got a gun and ammo and
Sweet fedora
Yeah, I guess okay, or
I
Think I don't have a fedora right off the bat. I started with the fedora mother fuck you start with the fedora
I
Know Fedora this guy knows ball
This guy knows okay
Well, I'm using scissors as a weapon
That's a good idea right I do you say your character better than nothing
In the bottom right on the on the screen where you make it. There's a little button that says save
How do I know how?
Hey, what's up, John? Hey, John a buddy man. Oh
Where's my food and water making characters we gotta get the hell out of here John immediately immediately
It's your your little
I have so much shit. I have so much food
I got you. I got you.
What?
I'm so sorry.
What the hell?
I don't think you need it.
Run!
Run!
He went over the 12.
He went over the 12.
I think there's a limit.
He's holding up the limit.
Oh, of course.
Shit.
Okay.
Alright, uh, we are, we're out, we're out on the street.
Okay!
Who's a very sad song player?
Are you guys okay?
Who's a very sad song going on right now?
Are you guys okay?
Alright, we're good.
Oh no!
Is this our stage?
Get in here, get in here.
Oh my god!
Something sad must be happening!
I don't even remember how to do it.
Oh gosh, game.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Something so sad must be going on.
Oh no, I'll...
You gotta figure out what it is.
Figure me out.
Oh that's not you, that's not you.
Oh god.
You're gonna raise that a barn? You're gonna close the door.
Barnes have...
Barnes have doors.
No.
Then they leave them open.
No, because then the horses and the cows would get out.
Oh. Fences.
OK, no. We need to meet.
OK. We need to meet.
What street are you on?
We, we, we, well, that's a survivor house.
What's a survivor house?
Oh, that's a bunch of loot in those.
There's a bunch of little survivor house.
Well, that is what I just looted.
I have, I literally have like a hundred cans of food.
I scream, I scream, I scream, I scream, I scream.
Ice cream ice cream
There was an ice cream something just passed me
Yeah, go get the ice cream. It's very easy. You guys got to have some money you tell them what flavor you want being big
But we drove away
You drove away
Oh wait, wait, you really drove away?
No, the ice cream truck drove away from me, it didn't stop!
Oh, okay, I actually don't- okay, maybe there is somebody else on this server.
Cause that should not happen, but there's a mod of the Ice Cream Man.
John, you with me?
Is he dead?
Next to the black gate, to the black gate.
Yeah, I'm at the black gate.
Is he dead?
Can you keep going down?
Is he dead?
Oh, he's not dead.
Fuck, the Ice Cream Man almost just died!
Yeah, I'm at the black gate. Where are you? I kept going down. I kept going down. Okay. I'm keep going down
How I loot people keep it falling the black gate guys, we're all in the woods
Spaces stomp. Oh
There's so much we need I fall in the black gate all the way to the woods. There's so much we need to do
I don't know what I'm doing, are you?
Okay, I'm coming back.
Oh no, I need...
Alright, we need to...
First step, if you find like a firehouse or police station or any notable thing, let us know peanut.
Is there any reason not to spread everywhere?
Yeah, good zombies can hear you.
No they can't.
And you'll also get tired.
No, I won't.
You won't be able to run anymore.
No.
You're lying, you're a liar.
Well, in that case, uh, yeah, go ahead.
There's people in this house! There's people in this house! They're locked in and you need to help them!
I'm by that-
MAN! STEP BACK FROM THE DOOR!
I'M BLOWING IT OPEN!
Okay.
I'm coming back.
Yeah.
This way. This way, John.
Quickly now.
We must- we must-
Yeah.
Get out of this area.
Oh, Billy, this is a survivor house right here, guys.
No one's been ported up windows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need like a- a claw hammer or a crowbar or something.
Get those boys. No, no, I
My specialty is thinking I did it without a call hammer
That's I think that's excellent news
Okay, we are
We're on a heartbreak road. Where are you at? I'm at the quarter of Cartwheel Street and Buck Street
Cartwheel Street. Oh and Buck Street. I see I see
You can't come come come. Come please come
come because we are getting there or no and I'm trying to figure out no reaction
to jump scare yeah honestly do I heard something that sounded like it was gonna
be a jump scare but then nothing happened which is why I don't really know
I didn't see anything it just went on
I just felt like he's hard to win there's the map is very confusing it the
Highlighted part is not where we actually are yeah, you can smash through windows, but if you climb through you might cut yourself
You need gloves a glove. It's cleansed
Oh, all right, we're coming everyone this we're coming
You know I have his boards on the windows. I can't climb through. Oh
Yeah, yeah, but you can't climb through if there's boards on the way
I need a weapon.
Did you actually need like a hammer?
Yes.
Yes, or a crowbar.
John, don't leave me.
How is that a jumpscare?
How is that a jumpscare?
Is that supposed to be the jumpscare?
Where's the scary part?
Oh my god.
You looked inside the window.
Wait, am I jumpscaring the zombies
because I'm ugly or something?
Is it like the children in their house
Yeah, look at this.
A guy wearing a four-door looking out through the window.
Are we jump scaring them?
Is that what's going on?
We should be close.
Am I ugly?
Am I that ugly?
Dude, I'm so ugly.
I'm scaring the zombies apparently.
You're on cartwheel and buck.
Okay, I know where that is.
I'm so ugly.
I'm so ugly.
We're almost there.
I'm so ugly.
The zombies don't even want to bite me.
That's true.
That's true.
But it's okay.
I'm so ugly.
It's a benefit in the apocalypse how do I use a VHS tape you put it into a VCR
There is no game that as much of that detailed shit as this one does
Okay, I got a cool bar
No, no, no don't go straight through what you do. I'm down going down
I need a hammer to look for a hammer and then I'm gonna turn right on the board
You'll find like a like a place where a hammer would be
It's not really a left it's like a it's like a
A crowbar or a hammer?
Okay, as we gotta get a hammer or a crowbar, trust me. I have a crowbar.
You mean you actually do? We mean at the corner of Buckingham Palace and Crumb Street.
Buckingham Palace and Crumb Street, we're literally at Buck and Mortimer. We're going down.
Can I do anything with a devil with a wait wait? I do anything with a dead cockroach
Best item in the game. Oh
I hate how I lose you when you're not five feet from me. I know you you turn left turn left
Who's this pussy one?
Get off of me bitch. You stupid motherfucker. You stupid bitch fucking suck. You're a pussy. I hate to die
hmm all this one's got a backpack oh I gotta roll eggs I gotta roll eggs it's a
real nice right right rest well space for a given a guy's space
I
Don't go go John go
We're here we're here. We're at the corner that you said
You bitches said I'd be dead by now. I just want that down. I
Want that know you bitches said I'd be dead by now. Oh, I got a radio
No, no, no, you're chatting time. You're chat. I said you've probably never done how I use a radio
Oh, I see the border. Are you at this border to house right here?
I'm to the left of the battery
The left of the battery
There's two zombies start to break into the house I'm in
You see a dead pizza guy next to a garage
I killed him
I killed him with my bare hands
Is this a Pokemon card? A limited edition alpha Pokemon card?
Okay, maybe that could sell.
Uh, I see you, man.
If yes, I am.
TCG.
Oh, I'm bad.
I got bad.
Oh, God.
Well, I have to restart your entire character.
Uh, no, no, no. Just cut off the limb.
Cut off the limb with that.
I think he bit my head.
Cut it off!
Oh
Guys I'm gonna die. Oh, no
We made it. Oh God. I'm gonna die. Oh, no
You'll be fine. Just manage it up. I was just my effected to my effected
No, no, no, I was just joking just manage it up. You're good. You're good
What bits and bleeding and infected on my penis. Oh use a rag use a rag he bit my penis
I'm right. I'm joking. You bit my cock
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
This is gross.
He'd be my cargo.
That is tough. You're going to have to cut that off.
How do I cut it off?
Do you need a hacksaw or a knife?
I've got a pair of scissors.
Can I just chop it?
How do I do it?
I'm dying.
Right click the scissors.
Well, first bandage.
I don't have a bandage.
Cut right click your socks and tear them up my socks. Wait, wait, uh, shirt or something you should be
I like your my shirt zombie. Oh, I take how much it
Do you don't fuck off John do oh now I'm living guys guys guys I need to know is good
Clothing right click and rip clothing. What are they got the clothing guys guys now use those rags
Wait, Owie, I'm no longer infected.
It was my dream.
Wait, the antidote for the zombie apocalypse is a ripped shirt bandage?
Yeah.
How do you do it?
Yeah.
How do you do that?
So go to a zombie's clothes, rip clothing.
Make sure you have at least a few hands.
Wait, why am I doing the sticky leg?
You got a little leg injury.
It's time to heal
Well, we could find medic medical supplies
Oh, here it is.
Oh, apparently infected isn't zombie, it's bacterial. So I didn't get infected like zombie infected.
Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, your wounds can be infected here. Take this take these painkillers and drop them
Pop those puppies in.
I have moderate damage. I have a scratched upper torso.
Ah, fine, that's fine.
I'm doing pills. Everything's fine, guys.
I'm doing pills. I'm doing pills.
Oh, yeah. Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Am I good now?
All right. We gotta find a car and we-
You know, it's not good.
We gotta get to the police station.
It didn't even take a-
Well, it's gonna take time for the wound to fully heal,
but the pain killers are gone.
I'm taking four pa- I'm taking four painkillers!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Don't OD.
I'm still doing the sticky lag.
Yeah, but you're not.
Yeah, you're injured.
Hit the little heart button next on the left.
Painkillers should fix everything.
You're just gonna need to keep your bandage clean.
You're gonna need to keep it clean.
bit clean we have what let me let's go to hospital maybe we can find a what the
hell is going on it doesn't say I have any damage at all
but but well your health might your health bar might not be low but that
doesn't mean you're not scratch it doesn't you know it does it would say
I'm scratch scratch is an AO method it's underneath the bandage it's
underneath the band it's just making a
You're just taking your legs.
You're just taking your legs.
Does it make any sense at all?
Magic the Gathering cards?
Oh shit, guys!
Your legs got scratched in the leg,
and you got a little left.
What are you understanding?
Take that, bitch.
Take that, you pussy.
Oh, oh.
Get off me, Johnny.
You're not sexy me.
I'm jacking this shit wallet dead off.
taking his wallet pussy oh he's not dead fucking kill him John John John John John
all my bandage is dirty John will you finish up that guy will you finish that
house I love finishing guys come here buddy let's use another day space bar
hit space bar and you can stop on their heads fucking stamped on me all right
guys we got to get to a hospital wait I'd like to go my old bandage we have
music is right click it just right click Rosewood looks different than he
to it okay okay let me go my inventory let me get my boxers and what do I do
more
guys my boxers for bandages all of your boxes for bandages gotta take them off
first though I know they're in my inventory I grabbed them just just oh
oh yeah just right click some stuff you can't some stuff you can't vehicle key
vehicle key something oh no watch out watch out watch out watch out
There's a male lady
I got bit everywhere
John
That was gimmick. I need tons of bandages. I need tiny like a hundred
Here's all my rags. I just dropped them all over the place. You stupid motherfuckers
What the hell is that John get the fuck off me wait? It is the way the rags are
The guys, the rags aren't on the ground.
They are, they are, hit the little blue checkerboard.
I'll be taking this.
What?
The blue checkerboard, that's the grout.
What?
What are you taking that?
In the top right.
What?
Oh my god.
Where?
There's a globe.
There's like close things.
Where?
There's a blue square.
Where?
On the right side of your right window.
What window?
On top.
So the the the vicinity window. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, guys and then go hit that hit the blue little checkerboard on the right side
You can heal you those are bandages. Oh
Oh my god
Never seen that before
If I just keep my things bandaged, I'll become good again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta keep it clean.
We can find some disinfectant, and it'll go faster.
We can go get loot bathrooms.
We can go loot bathrooms, they get stuff, or we can find a hospital.
Guys, I'm about to be killed.
Just say a hundred times.
Where'd you go?
We weren't guys guys guys I need help I need help
Let's go. Let's move. I can't run. I can't run. I can't run. I can't run. I can't run
You guys are you you want
You know what's thanks for going straight before you two showed up!
It's soon as you two showed up, as I get met, and bleeding, and infected, and I die!
No, you got bit before we showed up.
No, you were there. Your aura was in the area.
There, the aura was there.
The aura was there.
Ooh!
Ooh, I'm alive!
Wait.
John, there's something I need to do.
Oh, so... Oh, so...
Oh, my... OH, NO!
Oh, God, they took my... oh, sorry!
Oh, God, I'm one of them guys!
Get away from me! Get away!
Stay quick!
Get away! Get away!
They took me! They have me, guys!
They have me!
Oh, no!
Oh, God!
They have me, guys! They have me!
They have me, guys!
No, if they give me a chance, I'm too dangerous!
I'm too dangerous! I'm too dangerous!
You know what to do, John.
Oh, no! Get away from me, guys!
Get away from me!
No, John! John!
Let me see...
John!
Stop on his fucking head.
Oh god.
I think we're in the back together. Buckle in it.
Ah! Ah! My army!
My army has none upon me!
I like how to fire!
Yeah.
Take them when I shoot their souls!
Take them!
Take them!
Take them!
I'm the denim man.
Oh, he's the guy in the green.
the green you got this
bring them down grab the ankle just pull them down for the fiery bitch my son
behind me don't let him get in your head he's not himself he's not himself
it's not really him it's not really on the way we got him down
No, take it right away, huh?
Right in the way.
Get him, Cheryl!
Get him!
Oh, shit!
Dude, you got a party!
Haha!
Don't care!
Get him boys!
Get him!
Woo!
Oh shit!
Get him boys!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
No not!
Look out!
I got a train coming!
Woo!
Get him!
Oh my god!
Get him boys!
Get him!
Yeah, watch out John!
I don't want to hit!
Yeah!
Yeah, watch out John, I don't want to hit you.
Yeah.
What are you doing getting him?
Are we getting him?
Are we ready?
Get up, get up, get up!
John, I'm getting real tired John.
I think I'm gonna kill myself now.
I mean, the sun's going down.
You can loot your old body if you find it and kill it.
Oh.
There he is.
Oh, that's it.
Get him, boys!
Get him! Get him!
How is this still happening?
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
John Solis ours! John rise! Rise my son! Rise!
Who tastes the flesh of a gimmick?
I'm gonna go ahead and be on my way. I'm gonna go ahead and be on my way.
No no, Mr. Gimmick, we need to have a meeting.
Yeah, we have a quick meeting guys good together good picture
John save me give a judge in me he kissed me and turned me back into a frog and now we're fine again
Mm-hmm. Oh man. Oh wait, you don't get to control yourself as a zombie
Ah, well why don't you guys just go ahead and let me know where you spawn?
Alright, I'm just gonna be going ahead and take a nice little well deserved rest here.
Okay, new character?
Yeah.
Um...
Wait...
Wait, what was the second guy clicked?
It was...
Stoppy.
Holy shit.
Uh, who am I?
I'm back!
Save your load out, though, so you don't have to redo it every time.
Oh, hold on.
I dislike country music.
That's my- that's- that's- that's like my thing now.
That's- that's who I am.
That's- that's who I am now.
I just said it on my screen.
Uh, I am, uh, I'm being harassed.
I'm being harassed right now.
I'm already being rash.
I don't think you responded in the right spot.
So the idea is?
Yeah, where are you?
Rosewood, did you respond in Rosewood?
I don't know.
Yeah, yes I did.
Okay, okay, all right.
We just gotta figure out where we're all at.
I'm on a heartbreak road.
Oh, perfect.
You're already at the bottom.
Excellent.
I'm at Heartbreak Road and Angel Road.
Mm-hmm. Oh, we can make it. There's no houses here guys
Go go north and we'll meet at the way worth
North
Need a backpack there's a house
I like that you son of a bitch!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good job. Good job. Hey, don't call me the LeBron James of Project Zomboid.
You gotta have a lot of skill to be as good as I am. Follow me boys. Follow me,
I need to tell you guys, I'm going to bed time.
Oh shit.
Stopping this lady out in the middle of the street.
Can you turn dirty and bloody things into bandages?
Or did it have to be clean?
You can wash them at a sink.
Just take dirty bandages to a sink and wash them.
Is anybody saying the only ones that aren't dirty and bloody are specifically her bra
and her underpants?
And I just want to make sure everybody knows I'm not being weirdo.
I just have to.
I have to get things in order here.
Tell me if she's not...
It has happened to me the only few things that aren't specifically not dirty and funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Surely, surely, surely.
I
Want you to know that I'm wearing
Underpants not because I'm weird but because it's the most efficient way of carrying them as you all
Wearing
So totally get it totally get that
How do I like
over here this is me now this is me this is me you're gonna accept me this is
me this is me now I made a big I made a big change in my life I made a big
change in my life. Whatever makes you happy. I mean, I've made a big change in my life.
I made a big change. I made a big change. All right. You respect me. I deserve respect.
We see you going north still. I don't know. Okay. I got one more or two more lives in
in this game. I'm plugging my Ethernet.
I can't bet it. Yeah, Mini.
What's the point of the game again?
What's the point of the game?
What exactly are we doing here?
Let's go to the ultimate goal here.
To go to the big city and dominate.
John, is that you?
Hey, John.
Where are you doing?
Ha ha ha, did we look sweet?
Did we look sweet?
There's a zipper on the mouth
Why aren't you falling over?
Come on John, come on John
We gotta get moving
Oh, you watch
You want it?
Why are you so fast?
It's a bra and under you're actually insanely fast. I'm you're already out of my
fastest fog
I feel like a melee character would be the best choice in this game
Be the butter be buttery crackers
There's so much food in every house.
Is there supposed to be this much food in every house?
So how it works is the apocalypse just happened.
In like a week, all the power is gonna go out.
It's gonna become progressively harder as it goes.
Right now, all the power is still working,
but everything slowly degrades.
Soon there'll be no power.
We're gonna have to get generators.
No, you're gonna have a generator.
Do you can have a generator we don't want one oh, okay perfect. Yeah, yeah perfect
We don't want a generator you're not what you're being rude
Being rude we have guests. Oh, so oh, sorry. Oh, welcome in sir. Would you like some crackers and peanut butter?
You should be very interested in that table. Maybe he wants to purchase it
Sir, we will give you a bill or deal on this table.
Sir, would you...
I can give that to you for $20.
$20.
$20, bitch.
$20.
You're a guy, you son of a bitch.
You can't haggle.
Yeah, how do you want to haggle on $12?
No, $20.
Mmm.
Are you guys still at Heartbreak Ridge?
Uh, we're out.
Let me tell you.
we're uh we're we're at Angel Road but like on that like one penis thing going
off of it
coming down coming down
I'm not sure.
side
for a bit
little bit
I guess you're gonna miss the
Panty Rain
I
guess you're gonna miss
the Panty Rain
I
guess you're gonna miss
the Panty Rain
Follow me boys
Follow me
Gag
Follow me, Gag.
Brother Digital Watch?
Oh, you got it.
I wanna see.
You're literally not even playing Loot the Houses.
I just Loot the Houses.
We even got this fever from.
Can you tell that guy to fuck off?
I'm the best Gag.
Fuck off!
Yeah, fuck off!
I know what I'm doing.
Fuck you!
My angel road
I'm kind of my angel road. Okay, you scale down little ways to go. Oh, it's nice down here. There's like no zombies
you hear that around did you do that yeah yeah that was me that's right
next to me I'm like on that why do you do that dear oh dear oh dear
which is only John it's me just a second what's going on there what's
What's going on in there?
Oh my!
I don't have anything, I don't have anything to kill it, kill it, kill it!
Is that, is that, is that Mr. DeVito on the doped bug?
Please!
Hold on, is it?
Oh, it's it!
Get out of here!
It's our private DeVito room!
You guys in this house right next door?
Oh yeah, I found you guys.
Kill it.
I'm going to change-
I'm here!
I'm killing-
I'm here guys!
Where's your gun?
A bread knife.
Nice.
Did you just hit me?
I used to when you hit me.
Yeah, okay, I just got fucking hit.
Zombie is a zombie.
You can just hit fuck off!
Hey, that zombie got you good.
Oh my god, you got a bunch of shit.
He makes a sweat.
No, no, no.
It's just a couple tasteful items.
No big deal.
Hey, he's too early to fucking hate this game.
Dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm fucking, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Fuck!
Stop struggling.
Stop
Yeah, wait I have a lot of serrations of beer what are you about that?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, bandage it up, bandage it up, bandage it up, as long as they're not bit, that's fine, you're fine.
As long as you're not bit, you're all good, everything can be healed.
Oh, you're good.
Everything can be healed.
Come on.
Hey, guys, we gotta get moving, come on.
What's in this warehouse over here?
Uh, a couple of tasteful items. I did set the alarm off, so there might be a few little
Zambies. Might be just a couple. There's a generator in here, guys!
Ooh, so if we wanted to set up a base, we would want to grab that generator.
You know what I think we should focus on right now is a car. Also, there's a
scythe over here if any of you needs a hot melee. What was that?
I don't understand what we're supposed to be doing.
Go go go go go go!
We're surviving!
We're survivors!
You're like that guy who played Minecraft
and you're like, what's the objective of this game?
HAHAHAHA
You're right, I like to hear that
but I like that you're right.
Alright, you got me.
Okay, that makes sense.
Alright.
Survivor, there's a giant city
in the north we can go to.
Honestly, you want to make an objective?
We go to the tallest building in the biggest city and jump off of it kill ourselves. Yeah, that's the objective. That's the objective
mm-hmm
We make it all the way to the north to the big city. We find the tallest building
Do we build a fire? Let's build a base and we jump off
We build a base anywhere. Let's make a base. Let's be a huge base
You got rather generator in those seeds over there so we can make a farm
We're gonna need a car for the generator. We need a park so we need to put in the trunk. It's too heavy
So first first thing no matter what we want to do we need to find a vehicle
We need to go into town. He doesn't want to fucking die
Holy crap
This lady doesn't want to die. Did you see it then?
When you stomp on a zombie it does matter where you're stomping you want to make sure you're stomping on their head
if you're just stomping on their back then
Well, you can imagine how many stomps it would take to kill somebody on their back.
Um, a lot, a lot.
Okay, okay, let's blow the base.
What's step one?
What's step one?
What's step one?
Step one is find a car.
Step one is find a car.
Oh, let's go find a car, guys.
Come on, guys.
I'm looking.
If I were a car, where would I be?
Oh, am I?
Like, uh, like maybe like, uh, we got to go into the city.
Like a road, like a road.
Like, what if we look on all the roads for cars?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we need to find a key or we need to hot wire it.
Are you guys burglar?
No, I'm a nurse.
I actually chose this time.
Are you a burglar?
I'm a burglar.
burglar
Guys we need to find a car cars live on roads, so you just pop in that zombie and some laced panties
There's a lot of cars in town we just need to it's so zombies you can find the keys and houses or zombies around it
Or the glovebox
oh no oh no oh no oh god oh sounds a close one that was a close one
oh I am here okay I'm gonna go up north a little bit look for a car fuck
Oh, hot water.
OK, P.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Is it like a squad or a action we can make?
Why would that matter?
Oh, the only people on this planet.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I'm getting pretty good at this game.
Oh, oh, if you go into your options,
Go user interface may lay target outline enable that it's gonna make it a lot easier
User interface scroll down and under cursor may lay outline
Why is somebody zombies
I
Generous over you try to bite my face on are you guys going north?
Good
Oh, no.
Show outline.
Um, what did you call again?
Under curser show melee outline or something.
It makes it so the thing you're hitting lights up.
God, it's yeah
Follow me guys quickly
Nice and easy job nice and easy
Nice and easy job
You guys I don't want to find it's too dark to read
Too dark to read
Guys I do exactly to find a car. I'm not even talking. I'm with it right now. I know exactly where the car is
I'm at a car here, you guys are your car, I'm at a police, I'm at a SWAT vehicle, a SWAT vehicle!
Also, clothes matter for like scratches and stuff, so if you find like a firefighter and get their stuff,
very good scratch resistance or like a leather jacket, stuff like that.
What about, uh, what about a bikini?
Oh yeah, really good scratch resistance.
Oh yeah, I take a SWAT car?
you can take any car as long as you can repair it or or find the key or etc etc
I need the hot wire. I found a bunch of boxes with planks and stuff in it. Is that something?
That's for base building yeah if you wanted to build bases. A ton of planks like a thousand planks.
Steel sheet tons of steel sheets yeah tons of steel sheets and wooden planks.
Thanks.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Are we at the place where the cars are?
Oh, no, there's no cars.
I'm also working on a car.
Oh, God. Why is there no cars in a cold sand?
Oh.
Oh, no.
So you're, uh...
No
It's too dark I'm at a construction site, okay
The construction site, okay, I found a car
No, this is what I like to look at this house guys. I like to us
He's a course of the night hot water I have the burglar thing
Yeah, yeah, you just get in the driver's seat. Oh, yeah. Oh God is he maybe
Something like that man
Yeah, I don't really get the jumpscares in this game
How could you possibly get jumpscared in this type of game?
Yeah, you say he has a garage in her living room you lot of you have she allowed you that
The laws are unclear the laws are it's it's a gray area. It's a gray area, but you're back door open lady
Dude I found the fire department wait that means the police department is across the street. I know where we are
I remember oh my god this is huge you know those three little buildings up
north the one on the right is the fire department
Easter pack I'm going in I'm going in oh my god we are mostly huge I must be
huge oh my god oh my god I just found a matching bra and panty set white with
Oh god oh no guys it's all good for me it is not looking good for me I won't even lie
it's all good for me it's looking really bad for me it's looking really bad for me
It took it really bad! It took it really bad! It took it really bad, Rebosh!
I believe in you.
What the hell? What the hell?!
I
Just gave us a good piece
What's all that sound are you in the fire station jump? No, this game is so confused
How do I wash stuff now?
So I can wash stuff?
Well, there's somebody here.
Who's there?
I think we'll never on the fire station who's the fire station who there's people at the
fires like real people yeah who's that was the same to me wait why can't wait I don't
I don't understand what I'm doing
We
Fucking lady doesn't have one sink in her whole fucking house. Are we serious?
What is going on around here? I?
Want to speak to the architect of this building?
This is ridiculous
This is ridiculous
This creeper fucking sucks!
Nothing is better than you shoot!
This game makes no sense!
There's a cock, there's a cock.
Wait.
I don't know what's going on.
Use a scythe? No, you can't use a scythe. It's only for gardening.
What the heck?
Where's your seat, God?
Where's your seat?
Welcome in, Sheriff.
I
Use blunt weapons
What the hell is going on right here?
What is going on just keeping such as oh
Guys what are you there? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. There's other survivors
What
What do you mean? There's other people. I just met you guys at the fire station
Really?
Yeah
Are they real guys?
They're real guys at the fire station
and one of them works for Ross Dressperless
he has a revolver
Really?
Yeah, another one's name is Lemon Smith
but he's definitely not Lemon Smith
that is some kind of
You're acting like you know him
An imposter
You know what I mean?
What?
At least they didn't have one fucking
sick in a whole house!
Oh lord
Oh, guys, I'm not going to be scared.
I just got rekt out of my car and fucked up.
Are you guys both dead?
Tell me you're not both dead.
No, but I've got like a hundred things wrong with me.
Oh my god.
I just need to find a house stand.
The sink in it.
Apparently that's something that is pretty rare these days.
Houses with fucking sinks.
There's sinks everywhere.
There's syncs in the police station.
Oh, I got the police station key.
Oh, modern elbow pads.
I'm getting armor, guys.
Swap webbing?
Oh my...
How do I...
What?
Where are the syncs at?
There's a single sync in this whole game.
Is it synclis, you're saying?
This game is seamless!
This game is seamless!
Hmm.
This game is literally seamless!
I'm... I'm dear enough.
Okay, well I'm about to get my shit picked.
I'm about to get my shit kicked in.
Don't go in cars, they'll pull you out and circle jerk you.
I might as well wish this guy to death.
What is going on?
What?
What?
What?!
What?!
Well?
Well?
Big Fox81TV asked me to tell John to suck that poison out of that thing.
John, suck that poison out of that thing.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh, no.
oh
Sir Latte sent
Mr. Knutt
what's the difference between garbanzo beans
and chickpeas
you guessed it
I never had a garbanzo bean on my face
oh god
laying rats
a couple of pages, couple of pages, couple of pages, couple of pages, couple of pages.
Give me, give me, give me, give me things that are going good for me.
Oh, please help me please.
Are you in a safe spot right now?
Me?
Oh, I have a cold ass.
No.
Oh.
Why?
I wanted you to check something really super quick.
No.
You might butthole.
I'll do that too.
Text me whatever you need to text me, watch.
I already did.
Uh, see...
Do you- do you-
Discord message me that way?
Do you have the computer?
Oh god.
Okay.
Okay, I- I-
Oh...
Oh god.
Are you still in the south?
I don't fucking know, man.
I don't know.
I met I'm on captain's feet. Oh my god a third house without a sink three houses
three houses without a sink. Those aren't houses. Explain that to me! Go north! I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Where'd my gun go?
I'm on my way the heroes the heroes come we need a hero
we need a hero he's gotta be sexy he's gotta be sexy he's gotta be sexy
We've been sexy, we've been sexy.
How are we, how are we low, my god?
Uh, R? If you have an extra mag, it should just be R.
So I've got, I've got a hundred bullets,
three fifty-seven magnum with a...
Uh...
Winchester, 18-temperity rifle.
I
Like
I'm tapping are nothing's happening. We just have a
How I put bullets in my gun press R. We let me try that a fifth time didn't work
That's our press I six time. We can try it again. Oh
It didn't work with the help with side press our again. It's loaded
Where you guys at hold on your map real quick
We might all the way there's a guy chasing me
To dr. He's
Who was the boy the chamber that's what that was the problem
I know you are
okay please so many things wrong with my body I just went out of clean rags
please I have so many things I'm sorry I'm so ready to go my body okay I found
the car in front of car. How do I get it? E if it's unlocked? How do I drive it? I can
I need to have a key, I need to have a key, I need to have a key.
V? Oh, shoot, the glove box?
Oh, shoot.
How do I shoot the glove box?
Uh, it's on the, you can go through all the different compartments in the area on that same like right-hand thing that I showed you earlier.
What is the Colt 1911 with the ACP box?
Jeans, that's cool.
It's with magazines!
Score!
Oh, kind of magazines.
Oh, magazines for a gun.
Good stuff.
Do the keys under the 12 box, I don't think.
But I see bandages.
I need to find a sink, which apparently is extremely rare in this game.
I mean, the rarity of a sink?
You guys will be looking for diamonds.
only one in the history of this game has had trouble finding a sink I can't get
in the fucking house I see the first sink I've seen in hours and all the doors
are locked Jesus Christ
I
See where you are. Oh my god, I went past you
Beaching seats of the cars. I don't know. Oh, you can open windows in the houses or break them and climb through
You can open windows in houses pussy
Yeah
That's right
I mean, all right
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's right, buddy. That's right. Oh, I gotta put some clean bandages on
I'm coming
Do we need a hand drill? Is that like we need a hand drill?
I don't know. You need everything at some point in this game, but you can only carry so much. Oh
You know the windows are locked too
Are you in the open door open the door
Please just sink right here
I'm gonna sink. He's hot like we must have now
Goosey up hold on wait goosey up
Yeah, hold on. I'm goosey
I'll get my goosey
I'll get my goosey going
See I'll get my goosey
Oh, I'm much more attracted now apparently what you have sex with me
We that's why you're trying to come to you find me give me what I'm stuck in me
Well, is that an issue?
No.
Oh, well good.
Oh my god, I have so many dirty rags.
You did not tell me I had to wash each one of these individually.
You don't have to.
But you might get an infection, you know?
Are we so dead serious?
We wash all?
How do I wash all?
Okay, okay.
Just go to this right click.
I
Am in the back of a RV
What he's already infected yeah, but I just I'm I'm good. I'm infected. I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm infected, I'm like, I don't know, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just see like a Z pack or something. I see like a Z pack.
And then it'll bring down my infection and then that way, like, like, um, like, um, uh, like, no, like, I'm not a zombie or nothing, guys.
I'm not a zombie or nothing.
I'm just a normal two guy, but I've got an infection.
Like just like if you got an infection,
like right now if you like, if you cut yourself
with a paper and you got an infection,
doesn't mean you're gonna turn to a zombie.
It just means that you, well, you need a Z-Pack
or need to see a doctor.
You got bit, I'm gonna bite your dick off, Murphy.
I'm gonna bite your dick off.
You can't speak to me like that.
I'm gonna be close to you.
That's right. I'm gonna put a snuggle up up your ass.
What? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm not even gonna be jolly about it.
It's gonna be for, for pain.
Pain.
Oh shit. Who's that?
Hello?
It's me! Hello?
I have a lot of advantages, damn, dude.
I got 25 rags.
25 rags!
Out of the riches, pitted in the world!
Ask me about my way
What is the default button for void?
Q I don't know
Did you find the survivors
A professional
Project Zomway player, I have been initiated into the culture. I'm one of you now. I am one of you now gentlemen
I have done the deed. I have done the deed
Help me
premium technology
Triple and this TV is this coxies
Oh, it's a exercise
It'll get your strength up over time
Right, I'm actually almost to you this time I see the mistake I made
You were bored
What that's right
This is a long time coming gimmick. I actually hate you
What I've been wanting to stay for a long time little me. Yeah, little old you
Remember that time that in that one place when we are doing that one thing right after we did that other thing
And then we did that other stuff and then you did that thing and you said that thing right next to that guy over by that thing
You're f*****g out!
I was a joke!
Well, we can't joke anymore?
No, we can't joke anymore!
No, we can't joke anymore!
No! No, we can't!
That's it!
That's it!
You're not invited to my protest tomorrow!
Oh...
Yeah, that's how serious I am.
That's how serious I am.
That's right, buddy. That's right.
Hmm...
I got the corkie! I got the corkie!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, come outside. Are you in this house right here?
Yeah, I am, but I need to eat. Hold on, I'm going to the fridge kitchen.
I'm a little tired. I've been doing a lot of running. I got a giant
first aid kit for you.
I know I need to eat this pack of hot dogs.
How many hot dogs do I have?
Or eat them all.
Oh, I got a house key.
Cook em?
Well, the fuck comes hot dogs?
Just eat em.
Eat em frozen.
I agree.
I agree.
How do I cook hot dogs?
Who's out there?
We got there
My
You're straight in the fucking hell!
I'll stay in here, not a problem, not a-
Oh, uh, just gonna read this book.
Yeah, fuck it around!
Shit!
Yeah, fuck it around!
Dude, you're gonna summon every zombie in a 70-mile radius!
Quickly!
Before it's too late!
What?
Take this!
Dude, I need food and water right now!
Okay, take that.
Take, drink that, you son of a-
Obviously!
Oh my god!
And take this!
Oh, she's the guy from Dealer! Dealer, no deal!
Okay, there's some chips on the ground and a first aid kit and drink out of the damn sink.
Wait, what do I do?
I dropped a whole first aid kit for you and I dropped some chip.
What?
On the ground, at your feet, there's an entire first aid kit!
Okay, what do I do with that?
Well, you said you were fucked up. I don't know. There's all kinds of stuff.
I need food and water, fuck you, buddy!
Stitches, I drop chips as well. And also, there's a gun in that drawer right there. Just sitting there.
Where?
You don't see that gun?
No, there's no gun in here.
Oh, must just be a decorative weapon.
Wait, I need food and water.
Whoo! Okay, I just gave you food, eat the chips, and kinda did it.
Okay, then you're super hungry. Come right click the sink here.
Right click the sink, porcelain industrial sink, drink.
Right click it, hover over porcelain industrial sink, and click drink.
No.
I have an empty canteen. I need to put canteen liquid in it
So right click the sink and then hit
Sink hit fill and then fill your your thing
See look I'm filling my pot up right now. There is no button
I can go see up
This is porcelain and guys and it there we go
Let's make you a let's
Handled it
We need it. I'm also filling a cologne bottle with water
That's fine
Wait guys, you know I need to drink from the sink. How I drink from the sheet
I'm going to make you go back.
Wait, should I just keep drinking?
I found Lemonsmith, guys.
I found Lemonsmith.
How much do I drink?
Until you're not, until the symbol goes away.
The symbol's gone, but I want to be full.
I mean, I think you don't, I don't remember to be honest.
I think you just keep drinking, maybe, until you can't drink no more.
Oh, I kinda don't remember, I kinda remember.
Oh my god.
Okay, I was going to do something but I forgot.
I don't know.
Okay, ooh, two empty wine bottles on the ground here sealed.
Well. Well.
Well, well, well.
Alright, I'm gonna make you a backpack.
I'm a thirsty boy.
Damn. I'm thirsty. I'm a thirsty boy.
this is your sdms here okay here is your backpack i'm putting it on the ground in here
what there's a stop are you texting them poems and sorrow let me see no no
Oh, maybe.
I'm getting, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm hitting the powder room.
I'm hitting the, I'm hitting the powder room.
I'm just pressing up a bit, I'm just pressing it up.
I'm just pressing it up.
Honestly guys, I'm not even lying.
Can I just take a guess right here guys?
I've only died one time.
I've only been playing for two hours.
I think I am doing really good.
Like really, really good.
I will say most of the time,
most of the time it's more than that.
Although are you sure you're not bit? I'm seeing a lot of scratches and a lot of people in chat saying he's bitten multiple times
So what?
What is happening?
You know what?
So true. That's the outlook you got to have in the apocalypse. Yeah, I don't think it matters if you do get bad
Yeah, no, you know what? I don't think it does. No, I'm serious. Nothing's happening. Why does it matter?
Okay
So what I'm bad that's so true
Come on, I think you're gonna be fine come on come on
Come on
There's a filet of cooked filet of fish in the oven and you're starving come on
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Can I have a plate of fishbots?
I just cooked. I just ate it.
Why do you take my
fish?
I've been cooking that for
three hours. My family
is going to starve.
My family is going to starve now.
I was cooking that plate of fish all night.
You're right. That can't be.
I
Every car I finds out of gas I just risked my life for no reason. No you have to turn the car on to know if it's out of gas first
Yeah, I did I did no you didn't liar. Oh shit. That's right. Don't try to lie to me buddy. I'm just a genius
I
Restore me to cut off my body parts, but literally all of my arms and legs are affected sizes. You're nugget
And I'm bad. I don't think I don't really know they could die
All right, beautiful. I turn that puppy up
Yeah! Get out me mom's car! Get out me mom's car! I mean me mom's car!
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on now.
Get in, boss, get in! You're missing my backpack.
What backpack? You didn't grab the back- Wait, since when was there a backpack?
Oh, I made you a backpack. It's on the ground.
Hold on, I gotta pull back in.
Oh, we're almost out of gas, man.
Don't crash.
We have to we have to grab some gasoline you don't want to get guys to leave from
Say it say that again we got some lead
Mmm. I got the backpack and go to a gas station. Let's go to the gas station
There's all there's also a gas tank right next to us in this tree. We're
But I don't have a container for it if we go north towards the highway
If we go, okay, I'll direct you, all right, you're going to take a left up ahead.
Take a left.
All right, keep going.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Okay.
You're doing beautifully.
You're going to go ahead and take a right.
Okay.
You're going to take a left.
Beautiful work.
Beautiful work.
Okay.
Keep going straight.
Keep going straight.
Keep going straight.
And you're gonna take a right right here
Okay, now just keep going keep going
Keep her going keep her going some v-sync for this is good Brie Lye
Thanks for my VC guy
I
Didn't help it off
Where's you guys? I guess it should be right up to the right, right? No, not yet. Not yet
You could destroy you're gonna destroy the car
Oh, sorry, right? Oh wait. They changed it hold on. It should be a lot of go-back. Oh
Shit, look at that. It's a fucking horse over there. Do you see that? Oh my god. Whoa
Me here's a gas season right here
It's the last time I played
Oh my god, oh my god
choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Yeah, but we have a car now we can come pick you up
I can't get I can't get the car. I'm the other car
You can break the window
You kidding me on the Porsche
Yeah, you're damn, mine. It's an option and just saying what the hell you can figure out another option
I'm obviously another option. You gotta get another option
Who this key beep with this porch?
He's gonna fuck the resale up you yeah, you're stupid
Who's gonna buy it John John are you in the market for a Porsche?
John
Yeah, I'm in I was talking in game. I'm a fucking idiot. Um, yeah, I'm in the market for a Porsche 20 bucks
It would be 30, but someone hit it with a shovel. Oh, and maybe maybe we'll play with that. She would love the 9-11 Porsche
Yeah, dude
Yeah, maybe would love the 9-eleven Porsche. Yeah the Porsche 9-eleven. I mean, yeah the Porsche
Yeah, I mean the Porsche 9-eleven. Yeah
He would love the Porsche 9-eleven
Yeah, maybe he's gonna buy it. She's gonna fuck up the resale value
Ridiculous
I was a Porsche car key where would I be?
You can look for zombies around here. They can be on zombies
It's kind of rare though they could be on the ground if you hold me to pick lock is that true
Yeah, I think you need like a screwdriver or something
Could just walk around see if the keys on the ground
Sometimes they're just like on the ground
I mean were that kittens a lot wait
I'm so confused, I'm so confused, oh my god I'm so confused.
I can't believe this.
You just imagined my gut already, how do I know if the mags are my gut?
I don't remember exactly just click on it
Or something or something
Someone pissed. I'm in a broad panties. I
We type one of your piss. I'm in a broad panties
Type one if you're pissed type two if you if you find it if you find it sexy
Type two of you if I am sexy. Type one of you pissed. Type two of you're hard and you found and that's what and you found it sexy and you're hard now.
Thank you.
There it is. There it is.
I lived to shave. I lived to shave.
Did you find those guys living at the fire station?
Yeah, I talked to a couple of them and one of them was Lemon Smith, but he sounded like he had a cold.
get a cold yeah it's kind of an alternative lemon smith kind of
situate oh gunshots major works wait three I'm hard and coming what we
usually where's the key at it we went to the trunk we open the trunk it could
I mean maybe we kind of a weird place to put a car key but anything's possible
I'm inside here
It's locked dude infinite food in this in this build. Oh my god infinite food and drinks
infinite infinite infinite
You I need to find this key ASAP guys where's the key at for real where's the key at?
I need to find a screwdriver so I can get into the car because I bet it's in the glove box.
Where's the key at?
Uh, for what?
No, where's your screwdriver at? So where do I get a screwdriver?
Uh, oh, I have one. I have one.
Can you open the car? Can you pick a locket?
Oh, let me see. Let me see.
Let's see here.
let's give this a little try here hmm ah oh okay hmm hmm hmm hmm oh oh okay pop this hood
open? Oh, is it open? Oh, it's in decent condition. I mean, not great, but it'll do. I'll put the
screwdriver in my hand. Are you open at the porch? I opened the hood, not the door. Hold
on screw driver equip primary
uh maybe i don't know maybe you can't use a screwdriver
uh wait
why am i cutting up denim jeans again what does that do for me
she gives you rags for healing if you need them
We need a car.
We need a car.
Are you shooting zombies?
I'm shooting zombies.
I'm gonna fucking die.
Okay.
Ah, you used to be able to break the wind.
I
Don't know what's going on here
Wait
I was running out with that bite he's guys I guys I'm telling you getting bit doesn't do anything
There's even there's not even any indicator that I am bad
It's just a myth
Okay, let me just go ahead and do the old
Oh
Oh, you bitch ass zombies do around here
See
No key in the Porsche how I tell made it inside the Porsche how I tell
Well, what I've got on right now, what would should be like a list of stuff I have on
We got here one percent remaining sick
The how do you tell what you have on you go to your top left little window and then scroll down
And you'll see the stuff you have go to like the box
Down and you'll see what you have equipped. I'll have a little orange dot next to it. I got okay
I
Jobby right here
Zero percent you I'm having to really organize my stuff and apparently I'm super overweight
I'm
Put this stuff in your in your backpack. I put it all in there. It's full
I'm still 28 out of 12
Well these zombies coming from
Shooting a gun and then they're being attracted. They should be scared. I've got a fucking god
Crazy these guys nuts
I'm gonna God
I
Get a damn shit
These are these are the Chicago zombies is I drop it so I drop a gun case. I've got a good case of me
So let me drop the gun case
Should I just put a gun in the gun case oh
Yeah, drop the gun case you carry a giant gun case around I could could you imagine?
Okay, did you check all these zombies for keys cuz I?
I don't know how to hot wire we need John John you come into the gas station. Ah, yes
I just perished a little bit ago, so I'm coming back. There's a double barrel shotgun right here
Perfect zero percent gas. I love that one
I've got so many weapons
No, I'm actually pamping. I'm like hundreds of bullets for most of the weapons. I'll be just run there. That's huge. That's huge
I'm crazy at this game. I might be the best
There's something huge next door.
What is this?
Uh, if you need food and water,
I broke the front window of the little gas station thing.
We're the bastards!
Please, please, please, please.
Bec, I'm hearing that you think your pocket is your backpack.
You need to go to the box symbol and drag
a bunch of stuff in there into the little sling bag symbol.
Yeah, that's right, it.
Okay.
It's 9.98 out of 10.
You can tell that motherfucker whoever stays a bitch.
yes
on the way on the way
tell his ass tell me he's a pussy
I'm on the way I'm on the way
ok ok now we gotta find this key
if I was a key
no fuck you I want the key to the
force you're expensive that probably
is especially now that the zombies
are here they probably aren't making those anymore
yeah probably not
Did you just kill John no
You might you might this car over here gee that's mouse
Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I don't care where the gas station so we don't you don't mind it boss
You said we I can't turn the car off anymore
No, no, you can turn it off and on but so can anybody has zero gas. That's why I was all push it
I'll push it to the gas station. How do I push through the gas?
There's gas cans in here. You can just fill up the gas cans and
Hey, my poor buddy. Get out of here. Get out of here. Hey, get out of here
Just fixing it up doing it up. Oh, where's the gas kids that was the gas kids that I put in this bucket
In the in the building go through the front window. I broke a front window
I don't know why my guy would do that
I'm certain why my guy is doing that and that didn't seem very effective
You see very effective at all
Uh
Little bit of bad just little bit of bad is in here. Yeah, no the only one that's broken right in the front right in the front
You just passed it right here broken for me right here over here
Okay, the gas cans are over here in one of these boxes my god
I want to dehydrate me right in these bath right in these green baskets
Yeah, there's food and water
Where's the
Right here
Right here right here. Oh wait. Okay. I
Okay, John get the fuck away my porch
the actual fuck with my boys I see go to that person will pull your face off
John I know you're not doing you do something naughty because you don't
speak it just gonna help you I'm no John John do not take my thing I'm not
gonna take it I'll go to the passenger seat but how do I fill up my gas can
You got a right click I already did it
You son of a bitch
You son of a bitch
I'm not taking it, I'm not taking it
Who's against it on this thing?
I'm pulling it up with gas
I'm trying to get out with that bite pee hee hee
Waste your life you goof
Guys it doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
That I'm
Infected that doesn't are bitten or whatever
It doesn't do anything.
So many amateurs.
So many amateurs, guys.
You're watching a professional.
You're watching a professional right here, buddy.
Yeah.
This guy's trying to take my car.
It's got gas now.
I'm driving over the pump.
Drive it over to the pump.
Ooh, look at that puppy.
Oh, it's out of gas again.
Are you serious?
There we go!
There we go!
And then I guess?
How do we fill it up? How do we fill it up?
Just right click the car, or the pump.
Alright, good.
You trying to trade? Why do you try to trade me?
Trade? Trade?
No container for fuel. Yeah, the fucking car is the container
Is the wrong side only to European car
So says no container for fuel
This thing drives like a dream this thing drives like a dream
I need to go outside and get the gas can out of it.
I think it's because you un-equipped that one in your hand.
Zombie, you try to take our boys!
Oh, it's out of gas.
Let me try it.
Oh, this fuel pump is empty.
Wait, what?
That must be new thing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you do hold V for menu.
In the car, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, near the car and then you hit the, that's right, that's right.
You go here, need a hose.
Wait, no, that's the siphon gas.
Oh shit.
Guys, how do you put fuel in the car?
I mean, it used to just park it next to it.
It's been a long time.
I don't know.
You park it next to you hit B and then you hit the gas symbol and fill it up.
right click on the car oh my god this thing drives like a dream oh shit it's
out of gas wait wait wait it's wait it's just filling some of the gas again
wait filled itself up yeah wait it was out of gas but it fill itself back up
is that one of the box oh mine just did that too oh it must be mine how I how I
Get more fucking gas
We know what's the battery the battery for the engine is bad
Oh, yeah, yeah, the engine's only 49 what stalling so it's gonna stall V when you see the square what square I
Don't know dude. I don't know I don't know old V between the car and the pub. Oh
Oh, there we go. You got it. Oh, no, I'm just filling it out with my gas gas
Get away from me
You might have enough gas it might just be the engines at 50% so you're gonna do some a lot of stalling
Fix it. Yeah, can you choose McKinnon or Saddam Hussein and
I don't understand what's going on
I'm pressing V right now with nothing's happening. Oh, it's been junkie. I'm out of quality. I wish I'm here in the car
We all here you'll refuel from gas pump. There we go guys
Yeah
Hey, P. I'm gonna have a dirt track event. What was the problem? I will probably don't event know where
Yeah, anyways love you P. Cheers. Peace. You have no arms or legs boys
Delicious delicious
okay okay well honestly guys um we just got a pores I really need to get I feel
like this there's nothing more you can you can you can get this is gotta be
the best thing you can buy as we get oh yeah for sure I'm pretty sorry what what
is bad what is better this that game that you can get that a point well
clearly nothing clearly nothing you can play a different game if you want
No
My cues
I got the Porsche are you with the who's in the car with me?
I need you to give me the keys to the other we're not gonna be able to do three people on the Porsche
What on?
what is it can you is there a backseat maybe we can do three people in the
I don't know how big let's take a look
I need the key to the other
Wait, don't I need to fill this car up real quick?
Nah, it's like a lot of gas.
That one, I think.
It's got pretty much no, you know, no gas.
Oh, it's stalled.
I'll just give you a moment.
Oh, it's stalled.
Oh, shit.
Oh, where'd you now, gimmick?
You're the Professor.
Oh, shit.
You got the hood all dirty.
Oh, it's stalled!
It's stalled!
install the engine cover oh shit the engine's up
not a good spot to install
get out get out get out get out
don't let him cut the Porsche don't let him cut the Porsche
I'll be right back with another drink while I'm at it
oh shit oh shit oh shit
keep away from the boards keep away from the board
keep away keep away you wait for the boys
Keep going, keep going, keep going!
Ha ha ha ha!
What's that?
It won't let me in!
It won't let me in!
Shit!
Stop running me over, you jackass!
Everything alright?
This bit my neck, I'm a vampire now!
I just...
I just...
died.
Oh god.
Go, go, go!
Uh, the car's behind you to your left, Peter.
Oh god.
Oh god.
You fuck me, John!
I'm sorry.
I should have not of memory before I died.
I'm in highland conditions.
Oh, are your gunshots?
I didn't do anything with them.
I see
Oh shit I'm coming for a hot oh shit. No, no, no, I gotta get the force out of here
I gotta get the force out of here so he didn't manage enjoy the matters
It's your new matters hot we drove zombies away that I
You did that!
I didn't even hit you!
What did you just- you- what?!
What?!
Get away from me!
Both of you are just gonna be fucking killed!
I swear on this dream.
I didn't hit you.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck! I did my job!
Don't scratch the paint, don't scratch the paint!
Don't scratch, don't scratch!
I mean, what's the matter, what's the matter?
I'm gonna go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Ehhhh, yeah, too easy!
It is very easy. Very simple, very easy.
Where did you go? Oh my god, your car is so much faster.
How did I die?
Peanut looks like he just walked through a thousand bricker bushes.
Got scratched up.
Now I can roll with it.
Too easy, too easy.
That's how it's done, boys. Hope you took your notes, pal. Hope you took the notch.
Yeah, yeah, mercy.
And how you do it, boys, and how you do it.
Highly critical damage.
Oh, you're fine.
Yeah, fine.
I'm fine.
I'm probably fine.
I'm probably fine.
You're fine.
I'm probably fine.
Yeah, go ahead and just patch up your nurse.
Everything's fine.
Horse is looking good.
Thank you, mom. Thank you mom. I like the flames on the front. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
So how do I fix the engine so it doesn't keep turning off?
Well, probably best thing to do would be find a mechanic shop because it's gonna have all the tools you need
Let's go find a mechanic shop, boys
We've got to be one in town. Oh hold on stalling
There we go again
All right, let's go. We got to go back in town. It's not gonna be in the middle of the field. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
What do we want? What do we get?
Yeah, go back.
Oh, I see your lens thinking.
Oh, my car's stalling.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Honestly, it's so fast that even when it stalls, it just keeps going.
Oh, peanut, I died because you shot me.
There's no way.
It's actually his stuff.
Yeah, I'm a lot out of it from you killing me.
There's no way that's true.
That just can't be true.
I think I found...
Wait, hold on! Wait a second!
Wait, there's a Made in Tokyo car over there!
Made in Tokyo!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Made in Tokyo car.
That car's probably fastest fucking really good drifting.
Do you want that one?
Ooh, I mean, it wouldn't mind.
I wouldn't say no.
The skyline where is it on the main ground? You're down with my car to record. Here we go. It's on the main strip
Oh, I'll be waiting for you. I was looking for a
This is 1987 Mustang
We build a base and then just get a ton of cars have a car collection we get some selling cars to zombies
The world is our oyster. I'm pretty sure that means when I'm pretty sure that it works.
It's a oyster bit. Oh, hold on.
I'm going to hop in. Open the door. I locked the doors. I locked the doors. I'm hopping in.
I'm doing great! I've never felt better!
I've never felt better!
I'm on the door!
That was a guide!
That was a guide!
That was a guide!
We're being very untied!
Okay!
Don't touch my voice! Don't touch my voice!
Don't you dare fucking touch my voice!
I've got a key on it!
Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna become a mechanic so I can fix your car, okay?
Hey.
Don't you dare touch my Porsche! Don't you dare do it! Don't you dare do it!
Don't you dare do it!
I'm gonna try to get one of these other cars.
I'm gonna get this area out, alright?
We're gonna take a little of this stupid temporary space here.
Don't you dare touch my Porsche!
Don't touch my Porsche! Don't touch my Porsche!
I'm gonna clear out the locals.
Don't touch my Porsche!
I'm not touching your part
That's how I get out of the car
I see you I think I understand this game now I understand this game now
It's our last life because we will never die again
Give it to me what you are
Yeah, I am oh
Okay, you're right behind me. You're right behind me. I'm did you guys? Yeah, I got a car
I'm just a station of North Main Street and Snake Street. I can pick you up. I'm right down the street
Yeah, I'm wrong. You're a car. Yeah, we can go. Yeah
Yeah
I
Was a key where would I be?
Let's visit those survivors to see I think you'll be a little gift to get care packages. I should go fucking kill them
Can we kill him?
Is that allowed?
We're allowed to kill him?
I don't know. I have no idea what the rules are.
No, we definitely can't because I just killed John.
Oh, no, you can kill them.
I mean, physically.
Let's kill him.
I can't move!
James!
I don't want your boss
Take this down to main street boss
Pull up the jams about the jams boss. Oh, we can make a faction and see each other on the map apparently
Is that coming from the game here, Mike?
God.
How I turned you up?
the
right here right here right here this voice this voice
but you know that i'm a mechanic how do i bitch it
What the heck is going on?
Is that you guys?
Hey, Josh, we're back!
How do I fix my board?
Are we gotta find a mechanic shop?
I'm a mechanic right now!
We gotta find a shop with the tools though.
Let me invite you to my group here.
How do I do this?
I heard it all.
Oh, I got it. I got it add player. Wait, why would you do that to me? Oh
My god fixing it you need like spare engine parts and guys I invited you to my faction poppers
Great great sir
Stop inviting your faction stop it
It's a historical faction.
Oh, I might be a faction.
Ah, don't do it.
I have a trade to propose.
$500 iTunes gift cards from Walgreens.
Oh, who's it with?
It's from 6Bitcoins.
Oh, I'll give you 6Bitcoins.
Here, give them all a big advance.
I
Where's the transit on this map?
Oh, well, that's a pipe wrench you might need this you might need this there's a pipe wrench in here already that
Picture car why you might not I don't know I
Oh
Arrashing me 70 stop harassing me
Arrashing me you're harassing me. How do you harassing me you're harassing me up up your socks for bandages?
Wait, yeah, you guys you can read it. He's all you
Engine parts and again party like mechanical five or six. I'm mechanic level five or six or six or seven
Well, you guys, I'm not wait now. Where's mechanic shop at?
I run this corner, but it'll find stuff where
Pants
Shit my car stall again
Come on boys you're back on
What's her back on turn on turn on turn on
I think I'm going to be okay.
I think I'm going to be okay.
Run Train 4 Funcent, my wizard.
You really should look at starting your own weekly podcast.
It would take up so fast.
Also sorry, but Gary Snail trailed your face.
I
Not cash the nutcash
Mr. Coconut, and I have been thinking about oh
You talk about all the important ideas of the world
Assures you economics in the world right now. Oh my god. Oh
The people need to hear what we have to say
Let me speak to the people
Let me speak to the people
You got burgers and it gets to your brain.
That's nothing.
Okay, nice garbage truck, garbage van.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Stupid bids.
I'm going to go clear out all the zombies with the dump.
Oh, that's jump.
Hey.
Check this out, guys.
I'm gonna do it a clearing of the area blow my car start anymore
because you've
Probably beating it into hell every zombie you hit lowers your engine
Won't start out of gas no gas no gas
I think it needs a spark pluggy, but it sounds what's chance I am
It won't start
We're working fine a second ago.
Oh
I forgot to tell you guys like I had a labor day the hardest job in the world. Oh, thank you
That's right. It is
95 and I'm very lucky to do it instead of streaming because streaming would be way too hard. Yeah, right. It would be
Damn right. It's finally the truth
I need to come out.
Hey, hold the car and start!
Go to the hood, press V, click on the wrench, see what's wrong with it.
I'm doing some, I'm doing a little work, I got a little-
Oh, the window's broken, that's why it won't start.
Oh yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
Dude, motherfucker.
I'm bad at time, work in the town square.
Tom, Tom, I'll shoot you if you take my form.
John!
John!
Shit!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!
John, get away from my voice.
Get away from my voice.
This is my baby.
This is my baby.
Let me see what's wrong with that.
Let me see what's wrong with it
Overall conditions 71%
How's the battery 21% remaining engines 49%
The only thing broken is front left window
Maybe the battery is it's good. It's kind of like how do you tell how much gas is in it?
Gas tank the battery is completely gone. It's gone
The battery is that 0% no the battery is 21% remaining. It's just right here
No, no, no, that's that's probably durability
Yeah, well, and it has a princess takes with 45%
Mine says battery 0% remaining in parentheses 45%
I said something different here. Wait, we always we need it. We need more battery
We're a charger. There was a charger in that
There's a battery in this car over there.
Gas station building.
You see the battery out of that car over there?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kill the zombie that's about to kill me.
I'm taking this battery.
I'll see you where are you?
Oh shit, there's a guy with a knife in his back.
I'm running backwards.
I'll see you where are you?
Zoom out.
Wait, where are you?
Oh yeah.
We're here buddy.
Got him!
Come on boys!
Get that battery out of that car!
Get that battery out of that car boys!
Oh I have a screwdriver!
Where's this guy got in his bag?
Wait, a screwdriver!
Where is your hand?
Get it!
Get the battery!
Come on boys!
Oh shoot!
the car you need all of those items you need all of that it says one of one
wait wait wait it says I need one of one 85% hold on this one 85% 100% remaining
oh that's why I need to make the screwdriver my primary that's why oh
yeah yeah I'm sure the zombie wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what
percentage is battery right here 100% yeah I need to repair myself because
my dick fagty please no take the battery out of the car you son of a bitch take the car
out of the fucking battery put it in the cool porch put it in the cool fucking porch events
you can't live without this this is my baby this is my baby
gimmick how close we have in the base to put the cars in there
Okay, are you kidding me? Are you almost dying 20 hours? What?
We could just come and dear
We're 20 minutes away
the building that has a garage door
that's on the ground didn't it?
grab a big move
oh wait oh wait oh wait
I know a place where
I know a place where the garage door is in a construction area
the south side of town in a construction area
in a corner town
OH GOD
Oh
Bitch fuck you
Okay, I'm coming back
The zombie clearer is coming back. We don't have to get the battery out of this car
Okay, we go here. We go. We're gonna stop right off road
I gotta turn you up wait
I
Just shooting
We're not right guys everything, okay, John I'm looking here in the game. I
Like your ability you in the game fix it. I don't know
Why'd you show me big zombies
Okay, I got
You get it you have to equip it needs to be your primary I can't because I'm getting surrounded by these zombies
Jesus Christ man is like a thousand mechanics in this game. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, oh shit. I thought you were a zombie
shit I still get I still get I saw it a
center it's just a clear it shows let me
uninstalled my time I don't understand it
literally says one of and then four
items and we have one of those four
items but in primary I've got I've got
it in primary you need all of those
items I'm being honest so we're all on
the same boat on this one oh wait wait wait one of each no no no why would I
need a screwdriver and an improvised I have a crazy crazy idea it was the car
on no guys I don't know if we I would need a screwdriver and an improvised
screwdriver definitely don't need all of them sometimes you do need a
You don't even know what you're doing.
Wait, turn off the car.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
Oh, I got the battery.
I got the battery.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Did you buy it?
Did you buy it all?
Did you buy it?
Oh, I do, I do, I do.
Go, go, go, go.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, we're cooking.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
You got any bandages?
Don't worry, baby, I'm gonna take care of you.
I'm gonna make you feel right, I'll make you feel right.
No, just go break some shirts, I'll kill like a hundred guys over there!
I'm working on clearing the rest.
It's hard work, but it's good work.
It's honest work here.
After you made fun of my dump truck, you know how many zombies I've killed with this thing?
Oh my god.
I will say they have some thick skulls.
Oh wait, we need a sports car battery.
Fuck me.
What?
I'll be serious.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's multiple sports cars in this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we just repair the sports car battery that I already do have?
Is there a place?
How do you repair a battery?
Who's a mechanic in a chat? Well, if you had a broken battery, what would you do?
Throw it in the ocean. We could go ask mechanic
There's a good one right here with a bunch of
industrial shells
Man hold on get a new one. No if you know guys if you were a mechanic and you were in a zombie apocalypse
And you had to fix your battery. What would you do that?
I
Charge only out of my charge out of my charge out of my charge of battery
Sports car white one that 40
Skyline
You guys think the dump truck is
Charging I need to go charger you go back to the wait wait John hop in we go back to the guys. He's getting trickle charger
Yeah, there was one there hundred percent hundred percent. Oh my god. I found a thing with the garage. Oh, this might be perfect
Do you guys
I'm gonna find us at home. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you get us home. I'm gonna fix the porch we give to the house
You should go back to the gas station
You the the glitzing what where okay, dude, is there any way to fix that where if I go over two miles per hour
The whole screen isn't just lagging
There anything I can fix I
You know, I don't know.
Where's the gas station at?
It's take it right out of that parking lot.
It's right up there.
These other cars are so slow.
They're made to my cool Porsche.
This piece of crap. This is a piece of crap. Oh, I found a crowbar
Relief. Well, I got a hammer actually. I don't know where it came from. I got it
Think I hear somebody else
There's definitely somebody else in your mind. Oh, sorry sir
But this was the gas station is not
Is that gas station and
Like crazy okay well now this car's
stalling perfect this is the gas
Come on Benji don't give up on me now. Come on Benji come on Benji we're over there come on Benji
Come on
There's a couple more feet come on Benji
I just fucking snapped my arm because
that's you bet she's dead okay now we're doing it so I need a trickle charger is
that actually a thing of the game is that real thing yeah the trickle charger yes it
It is a real thing. It is a real thing.
I'm going to get you.
There's a guest.
Fuck him in, John.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
welcome welcome looking for uh I forgot what am I looking for again oh yeah
trickle charger trickle charger keep the rubber hose bring your funnel as well
I
Don't over here. I really gotta follow. Are you a trickle charger?
Hey, we're
Wait, where's the charge of guys?
Hey, wait, why am I almost dead? Do I have terminal damage?
Hey, hold on why do I have terminal damage right now you have terminal damage
All I have is the scratch left hand bleeding my left hand fractured right arm dirty bandage in my right arm scratch left forearm bleeding
Oh is for the car action. Oh, I'm actually fine. I'm good
Okay, that's it's fine. Oh, it's not like
It's like
Rob mark 86 asked me how are you so funny and good-looking please disclose the childhood trauma that made you this way and
Born this cursed stayed funny refused to explain the trauma
me the what now look hold on the what no dad no I had a dad carry too much no
I know I'm carrying not enough wait guys guys I don't know how to find a thing
the thing that we're looking for how do I I don't understand we guys where
What a chicle charger it would be, guys.
I've been found what I'm looking for.
You got it.
What?
I don't see it.
I don't feel so good.
Don't worry.
I'll save you.
OK, let's find this chicle charger.
This looks like a place over here where a chicle charger
would be.
I was just checking to see what I would be.
What is, what is so heavy on me?
What is so heavy?
What's so heavy on me?
Ah, probably the burden of responsibility.
Probably the great burden of responsibility.
That comes first of all.
Why is there being...
Why is there being yelling at me now?
Where are we, Rosalind?
Why do I have highly critical damage?
Is that worse interminable damage or not worse interminable damage?
Why is it me yelling at me now? What is what are you guys saying right click it right?
Like what looks like a racist thought now. What am I right-clicking?
Full gas can what about it I?
Need that for gas and shit
But do I need that yeah, I don't need that
This game is hard.
Oh yeah.
Lee hard to play.
Literally the easiest game I've ever played in my entire life.
I don't know how people have problems with this game.
Wait a second, hold on.
Is that my sex dungeon?
Hold on, is that going my blood?
Wait a second, hold on, wait a second.
Oh, it's like a tiki hot or something. They have the I've seen these like in movies
This is you know, this is actually how this is this is how doors work in third-world countries, you know that
They don't have actual like like doors like you know, you know, do you guys know doors like how you open them?
Yeah, that's not how it works in other countries. They have like these oh
They believe these things daily from the door that you push you push them to the side and then you can go inside
Little fun fact for you little fun fact
Minor muscle strain major
No, not major. I just turned red. So I made that major regular muscle strain
You know, I don't know what to do about that
I would ignore it now. I'm just ignore it. It doesn't seem to really do anything
This looks like should I have a home depot. I think I might only get a trickle charger here. I
Keep moving I swear I saw one at the supermarket somewhere. I swear it I swear it. I
swear it
Why is it when I put stuff in my duffel bag? It doesn't count toward my weight. How does that make any sense?
It does it just if you put it if you look at your bag
certain bags will lower the weight so if it weighs five pounds but you put it in a
bag some bags will be like reduces weight of an item by 60% reducing weight
them an item by 70% so the better bag you have it will reduce the actual weight
so it's better to put it in your bag you can't even get into this place they
haven't fully locked down hold on wait except for this part we can walk in that
door. Oh, this to this job. We lose their place where it would be.
What should I do? I don't think I'll fix it. I have no idea.
You should live on 15.
Okay, okay, okay.
I did. I did it. We're thinking. Try to be helpful next time.
Okay, but that's all there's definitely a trickle-charger here 100% this exactly where a trickle-charger would be
1000% this is trickle-charger central
Whoa
Whoa
This is, God, we need to make this our base.
It's just a huge warehouse.
Let's do it, let's do it.
I worked on one of those.
I'm doing some self-care here.
I've got a little bit of a light infection,
not too bad.
Don't worry everybody, I'm fine.
You want the book?
What book?
I'm sure you were pretty worried when I first said that.
Dude, I was very worried.
I was just, I was just, I was just,
I was just so many, so many, so many, so many,
yeah, and crying, and crying, and crying.
Does it have a garage door where we can like drive cars into you? I just read I read a book
Wow, there's a first time for everything
Are you proud of me? I read a book
Guys, how is it no trickle charger in here? This is this is ridiculous
ridiculous
I don't know. Nice swear I saw one at the gas station, nice swear it.
I won't let you gas like me anymore.
There is no thing at the gas station, you're a liar!
Liar deceiver!
It's a user error, it's a user error.
I'm just saying.
Where the hell are the trickle chargers at?
Our bounty charger is found in garages and mechanic shops.
No it ain't!
That's your first line pal!
You're nothing but a liar and a cheat.
All right, one of you guys driving around right now?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I heard you.
I hear you whipping around out there.
Dude, what the hell?
You're a crowbar in private, but there is no crowbar, though.
This game, this game, oh my God, dude, I don't know what to do.
How do I do stuff?
How do I do stuff?
I had to find a charge but not I gotta find a crowbar to open up places though. Chargers would be I
Have a crowbar you couldn't of me then
Where are I don't know where you are would you like to know weather boy? Oh
Yeah, I mean
No, but
Then wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
You need, it's better to find a new battery.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Dude, come to me, come to me.
Where?
Did you see me on the map?
Did you accept my faction invite?
No, I don't know how to do that.
Papa's Peepers, you hit the client button on your left, the left side icon.
What?
What there's a client button. There's a little move your health screen out of the way your health screen is blocking
I'm in Papa's Beepers
Okay, now
I'd like to formally welcome you to Papa's Beepers. Thank you. I'm glad to be here
It's a I don't get to be a lot of part of a lot of groups now and I would like to feel included
Thank you. I just have to say this legally
um Papa's peepers has been around for hundreds of years and in the modern times Papa's peepers can't be
misinterpreted but it's nothing weird it's just we like we're curious we have curious minds we're
explorers Papa's peepers Papa's peepers welcome to Papa's peepers and I hope um that curiosity will
guide. Get your ass over here. I was doing the speed. Oh shit. I'm coming. Yeah, I found
a key. What if it goes to the, I found a holster too. Can I use this as like a thing to hold
my handgun? Anybody want an electric base as a melee weapon? I don't understand my
I'm wearing it, but it just it just got it just went away
I don't know how that works or gun slots now. No, that's me. He says oh
Wait, you can add slots to the oh way
You scared the crap out of me. I thought I'd get something really bad when I drank the
handkerchief. The first time I thought I was going to die.
Jesus Christ. I'm bad, I'm bad.
Think of me as that and the season of my boy, BZ, BZ, BZ. I will get this trickle
charging just for you, Miss. How does it for you?
Beep those beepers. No, but you want to master it work
I'm coming I'm looking on the map apparently the faction thing was a lie. I can't actually see you
So where are you? I?
know
I'm in this thing right over here. You look at my screen. I'm on the KY 70 and 40 road peanut peanut
I find a new course. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew boys. Yes, that gas we gotta go with gas
Porsches that way with gimmicks done dickin around and he makes us a house you can pull a portion inside
When he's done dickin around and makes us a house that statement
Yeah, that's
Hurry up buddy
Hurry up some self care here. I'm doing some self care hurry the fuck up
My body you just do for the round that's all here doing a station. You just doping around buddy
Where's the resident key go to what key residents would just mean?
It's the house key sometimes it was locked in if you but is it working no, I don't know it could be a marked room guys
Okay, this is ridiculous
This is ridiculous. Oh
My goodness that's almost our fucking each of you
I'm gonna start fucking you guys
No, dude, don't let's start fucking you guys
I'm gonna start putting it in your butt
Well, I'm gonna start putting it right in your butt if you don't get over me right now. I don't think he sings
On my way literally on my way
Okay, okay, okay, let's listen. Let's jump all we have to do is fix both horses get them to the gas station
Oh, no, no, we give him to this warehouse and then we turn the warehouse into a base and then we put the Porsches inside the base deal
Oh fuck me deal. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it the guy the place already have is a big warehouse
It already has two garages. We was this does this have a sports car battery?
Is this a sports car?
Hey, who's driving this red car?
I mean, I don't know
There are other people I told you this is a sports car
No.
This could be a sports car, man. What if it's like a Ferrari?
How do you tell if it's a- wait, is it a Chevrolet or Freedom?
Is that a sports car?
No.
Vehicle-type sports! Vehicle-type sports!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Fuck me.
There we go.
Not well.
Uh...
John, did you die?
No, I just got bed.
I was-
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
Wait, so yes?
Yeah.
Don't worry, it's only on a torso. I can just cut it off.
Ah, perfect.
The old horse over placement surgery.
Oh shit, there he is, he owns his car.
He's right here.
Oh yeah, he said you done?
That's my car!
Oh, I'm taking your battery, bitch.
I'm taking your battery.
I'm gonna perish momentarily I got bit
Please euthanize me I've been I've been I need it please for the love of God
Oh
I think since we joined factions
Okay, listen, we gotta get back to the boys. He's gonna get back to the boys. Come on. Yeah, you're gonna get back to the boys
Come on. Wait, what's that noise? So we a car driving at us where?
John
We- we- we- we- we- we- we need the force out again?
Take me out of my misery!
Get out of the road, John!
Fuck you, John!
Where do we need the force out?
Where's the force out?
Where's the force out?
Wait, you give me a ride to the force, can you give me a ride to the force?
Yeah, come on then.
That lady will take care of you-
Oh, never mind.
I- The lock is broken! The lock is broken! I can't come in!
Shit.
Hmm break the glass that works really well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, these pop this pop. He's broken. I
Was looking sorry. I was looking
I'm a creepy but what just right literally like so close
Where is it where is it?
I don't know how to get to the top.
Nothing but races.
Nothing but races.
Nothing but races.
It's right over here.
Right over here.
You slow down.
You slow down over there.
You slow down.
I want to go to Pizza Worldland.
Pizza Worldland.
Pizza Worldland.
Pizza Worldland.
Give me a cup of pizza from Pizza Worldland.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
You're almost there, buddy. You're almost there.
Oh, you are almost there.
I need food and water. Give me food and water.
Dude, you were at the gas station that has
in food and water.
And you're starving?
No, I can't run anymore. Is that what I'm here?
I can't run anymore.
Oh, shit! I see the ports! I see the ports!
Okay, I'm gonna go, go, go!
Yeah
I'm not I'm dropping. Oh, you know you want some food or not
You wait for the boys cigarettes you wait for the boys
You with the boys you scumbag
You're waiting for the boys. That's all you get back up
That's all you get
This is delicious. This is delicious. This is delicious. This is
delicious. When boxed wine. You asked for everything for
right now. She a perfect time to drive the force. Your
actions. Your actions have that reset me to punish you
with only boxed wine. Oh, the motel. Oh, I'll be
I'll be across the street at the hotel thriving
I gotta go pee to be honest. I am about to explore
Yeah, I've got oh yeah, I've got oh, yeah, I've got my battery back in now
How do I fix the engine for 49% how I fix it?
The engine ooh that's you're gonna have to bring it to that to that
Mechanic shop
You were in one I saw your screen
You were in a mechanic shop.
I know this.
I know this to be true.
Why can't I turn anymore?
Because you're stupid.
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, cigars and candy.
Oh my god.
Wait, what?
Is he- is he not drunk?
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
I-I-I-I-I-I can alternate between being able to go straight forward and turning!
Well, that's why you're not supposed to drive under the influence.
You shouldn't know this.
Siiiiiiii-i-ii-ii-ish.
You should know.
I'm gonna go, uh, I'm gonna go take a little tinkle here.
I'm long past due on this t-
Oh
Oh
Crap oh, I play just game is it a time that you I thought the I thought the handbrake would be would be stronger
I'm gonna go Tico be right up. I thought the hand rake would be stronger. Oh
Crap. Oh shit. Wait. Well, it seems to be working. It's still it's stalling again
It's is it that's cuz the that's cuz the the engine though right at the battery
If Tiger Woods, I'm Tiger Woods. Okay, the battery's fine. I see the fixie engine. I'm sure you're a little bit food and water
Have a mechanic stop back fuck yourself. Fuck yourself and die
I'm happy I'm back to fuck yourself and guys what do you got the nine?
Which one of you guys took my meat steak?
Summoning down my foot over and over again. Oh my fucking head pays so much money for
Okay
Where's the food? Well, I thought it dehydrated meat stick. I mean at all. Oh
my god
It's just delicious, it's just delicious, it's just small and little and salty and he's thick.
But not too salty, not too salty, not too salty.
Carb, there's a car barrier inside the right fucking there!
It was in the gas station the whole time!
Damn it!
Why didn't you tell us?
No! We wasted so much time!
We wasted so much time on the zombies! They're turning sexier by the moment!
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to kill them all or if I'm gonna have to fuck them!
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit!
Shit!
I gotta get out of here.
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on now.
I'm gonna get some mechanic shop.
Holy shit.
I think I hate this game. I think there's a real jant. I fucking hate this game
There's another one there's another one no we need both John both of them being a porce collection
You know there's a
If you were in the apocalypse and you found a Porsche
be like, can I fix this real quick in five minutes? The answer would probably be no. And if that this
game is simulating more than any other game I've ever made, real life.
Getting extended by the devs to say that.
I'm just saying, if nothing's easy in this game, you want to fix a Porsche, good luck, and you're
going to spend 30 hours, you better not die because it'll reset all your skills, 30 hours
leveling your mechanic skill to be able to start to fix a vehicle and then the
second you die reset to zero 30 more hours I fix the portion I have no base in
20 minutes bitch
I won the game I won the game all right
BAM! Oh, we're doing a chicken dinner!
I'm happy for you!
Yeah, yeah!
Too easy! Too easy!
Yeah, I've been hot-wired in the shit out of you!
Oh, Mr. Ackerman! Good one, man! Good one, man!
And, Mr. Woods, what the fuck is this?
One good, man! Good one, man!
Thank you, Bob, what should we do?
Here's the plan, guys. Everybody listen very carefully.
Here's the plan.
We're gonna first lock down this base so there's our base okay, and we're gonna clean all this up
I'm gonna lock down the doors, and then we're gonna and then we're gonna really fix the pores perfectly your come out
That's the plan we have a sweet face
There's gonna be like a we're gonna put a ping-pong table over there
We have a foosball table over there
We're gonna have like our guests and our offices and our computers over here like a lamp set up
And then we'll have it and we'll have like a like a basketball over here. We can we can suck open the bowl
And then we'll have like a ball over here with unlimited on me guys on me unlimited drinks on me
I'm gonna be right here, and then we'll have a bunch of Porsches
We'll have a ton of Porsches and like Lamborghinis lined up over here on the wall. You come on guys
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, unlimited drinks, unlimited drinks.
It's an open bar, open free bar.
And I'm gonna have this whole thing sub.
I'm gonna have this whole thing set up.
John, you hot-wired my dump truck?
I...
What?
Wait, was that not you?
No.
Somebody stole my dump truck!
Wait, John, is that really not you?
No.
Oh my god, I'm back in the second course.
How do I go through the base?
These other bastards in town, they stole my dumper.
I don't really need to build anything, I see a lot of these doors.
They stole my dumper.
Only I can access them. How would one go about locking doors?
I can access them.
I got a lock or something.
You can't?
Wait.
I can't look.
I'm in my base now, but I need to lock the door so only I can get in.
How do I do it?
Uh...
Do you open the door for me?
This place is haunted!
I feel like I shouldn't tell you
but I don't know how to be any
I gotta get my second Porsche
Oh, sorry
I got you
Come on in Don
Come on in
Oh yes, oh that Porsche you brought
is great
Excellent Porsche that you have
I hope you have
Did you ever find your dumb truck?
We've got two horses over here. You got two horses over here. You're gonna look pretty poor if you don't
Someone stole my dump truck. All right, and I don't appreciate you guys. Oh
Wait, you thought we need to move both the cars over here because this is where the cars are gonna be
Okay, yeah, move it to the oh guys. I got a Mustang, but it has no gas. I got the key
That's the whole fucker.
Heheheheheheh.
We John, how am I talking to you? How am I talking to you?
Oh, you gotta turn it on.
First you talk on, then rebind it.
Mine's caps locked, but I'm pretty sure I rebound that like it's 1000 years.
And God, that pulled his pass through.
Ha ha ha ha.
Woohoo!
God, dang it.
gosh dang it I can't believe this this is hate this is this is heinous okay John
we need to figure out how to lock these doors and only we have access to a new
base what do you mean what you find your car later I'm sure it's right here
somewhere but we're gonna find them we're gonna do them you turn the
headlights on the headlights on we mean the headlights don't turn up
automatically we turn the car off oh press F press F to turn them off
press F on yours sir off yeah you know we turn my Porsche headlights off I can't
tell which one there oh there we go okay I don't go either I'm gonna one of
us is gonna have to pay in our car we're gonna get a confused yeah we're
definitely gonna get we're gonna get our cars our Porsche is confused oh it's
really jump we gotta figure out how to lock all these doors really first we
to see which ones are unlocked this one is obviously the one we're becoming all
doors are unlocked except for the middle garage this one I don't know how to get
it open I have a screwdriver can I open it with that should be able to I make
the most oh shit all right okay all doors are unlocked now how we lock
would you you can you stop leaving these doors are open you look at the
The riffraff in, buddy.
You're gonna let the riffraff in.
Your little riffraff in.
You need a key you don't have?
Right click, normal doors to lock.
No, I need to make my own key that only I have.
Okay, how do I, okay, how do I...
Let's see how we think.
Let me think, how do I make up?
How do I re-lock, how do I re-key these doors?
Hmm
I know what's going on here. I know what's going on here
I just let's creep off the symbol in the front of your pores
Your course and then I need you to put a person
I can't believe this
This is a
Travesty we guys only how I locked these doors guys only me and John go but no one else in the game
How do I do it?
in the next two minutes. Quick.
In the next two minutes.
I don't come in, dude. I come in like a star.
You know you can grab a zombie on the ground or something.
Like a star.
Trade?
Wait.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, wait, trade?
Wait.
We even need a padlock?
Or we need...
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
I
Won't ever see
Never see me
Is the key a guaranteed spawn?
No, we don't know this won't work is what if it's there's two keys and so what else finds a key to our house
We how do you do how you supposed to build bases in this game?
This is making sense. There's a whole carpentry. There's all kinds of stuff you can do
It's always only one key ever per house forever
There's a chance to say
Oh
She's taking our car he's taking our car
Oh, dear, my boy!
He's taking our boy!
Oh, yeah, he's sons of bitches!
You sons of bitches!
You sons of bitches!
Atlas!
He's taking our boy!
He's taking our boy!
He's taking our boy!
It's terrible and absolutely amazing!
He's taking our boy!
Enjoy the pain!
It's been fun and dying!
He's going mad!
There's only one thing I can do
Hey, John, we got to find some padlocks. We can make our own doors, but if you're a padlock
What would you be in the mechanic shop south of here? Can you can you craft stuff in this game?
Can I craft the padlock?
We need four different padlocks.
You can't.
Oh, you can craft four padlocks.
Alright, KB.
What do they do to you?
Oh, no.
Check the exhaust.
K, baby, you're okay, baby.
So many pads in your glovebox.
It's okay.
You're still beautiful.
I'm just counting some more.
I'm just scooping your glovebox.
Wait.
Even...
Oh, wait.
I need to get out.
You can claim it as a safehouse.
I need to get out.
I need to get out.
I need to get out.
I need to get out.
claim it as a safe house? I mean what does that even mean? Oh yeah yeah you can claim a building
as your like permanent base and then it'll unlock a bunch of stuff you can do. How do I do that?
It depends on the server. A lot of servers you have to have been survived for like 10 days before
you can claim a safe house but that doesn't actually matter. I think all that does is protect
it like a TC in Rust. You can still build all the things you can do. It's just that a safe
House would make it
The padlocks don't work on doors? This game makes no sense.
I don't think that's true. Obviously, you guys are trying to keep
secret information from me. Can you believe this haversheet?
Okay. You know what? I'm going to ask Chad GPT. That's what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna use up some water so that some person doesn't have it for you.
I'll wait here.
This is on you guys!
This is on you!
So when some random guy tomorrow wakes up and he doesn't have water,
because I asked this computer a question,
guess what?
He's dead because of you, buddy!
He's dead because of you!
I'm using it right now.
I'm using it right now.
gorgeous when I was there not too long ago but it would look so much better as a
data farm here we go here we go so good let's see okay hello chat GPT I have a
question I am in a house in the game project someone I would like to lock
the doors so that only I have access to the house. How do I go about doing it?
Please give me every way I could do that. Let's see what has to say. Let's see what
had to say. Let's see how let's see what has one put the key on your key ring to close the door.
Wait, what? I swear to God, these robots get done by the day. That wasn't even worth the
we just wasted water for no reason. We just wasted water for no reason. Now she was gonna die
tomorrow because of no water because of this this computer fuck oh fuck me
wait hold on wait I was a little hello oh baby we're up and running oh a little
American muscle oh hey buddy hey you need a ride
This place is beautiful. Oh
Amazing John do you want the gas tank or not? Whoa despite your thieving despite
Me I am here you're offering a ride at a gas tank. Are you in the post office get the hell outside?
I'm outside the post office. Oh
Come on John get it
Thank you. We got a rip out of here
I'm so confused
So confused I'm so I'm
party
Not really an off-road. Yeah, it's a party confused. Oh
That's the best kind though. That's when you start looking at weird stuff
Explorer explore the deep the rolls and folds of your psyche. Oh, oh
I need to find the key.
Where would a key be?
I don't know.
There you go.
I don't know a lot of things.
Thank you sir.
No problem.
I did that despite what you've done to me.
How you've wronged me.
No, that wasn't me.
Despite your disgraces.
Mini
With me on gimmick
Give me give a crowbar much I do but it's very low durability you open up all these things
I gotta look for the key inside these blue things. I
Don't know how much how long it'll last but let's give it a shot
Whoo
Let's get my inventory. How do I get my inventory back?
My inventory on the top left is gone. Oh
You just hit the box on your left
Here's one
There's a lot of stuff in here bars
This is our base here base of operations. This is our base
with the rosewood boys
with the rosewood boys
well, you should play with huts yourselves, I'll cut you out of mine
you know what, I'm trying to make you a different person
oh, I got a padlock, I got a padlock, no way!
ooo, score!
we are cooking right now, guys!
Oh
The toolbox I don't buddy that though
I
Still gimmick's next card too. We've got like the one way to
Wait, oh, there's a generator to the we can bring inside. Oh my god, this is actually going very well
Yeah, this is going great. Yeah, I'll bring this inside
Yes, you're getting everything we need like right here for some reason
This is crazy. Is it not I'm in another Porsche
Don't want the generator inside your house why not no no right outside cuz it'll smoke you out and you'll die
No, no, no, no, no, so we're gonna steal it if it's outside
I
Okay, have you ever seen like a movie where they go in the garage and
Put the clothes the grow all the doors and keep the car on to end it all that's what's gonna happen to us
No, that place is huge. That wouldn't happen. By the way, I just my second padlock
Huge huge no that no that place is huge it would take like years for that thing to fill up with stuff
maybe okay you know as the leader of Papa's peepers can I request access and a home at
this establishment that you've all created no okay all these storage containers oh here's
Here are your two options one. I know how to make Molotov cocktails. I come and burn this place down to I live here
I'm gonna find, you can live here, you can live here, come on.
Okay, great.
You can live here.
All right, deal.
Deal.
Jesus.
All right, those Molotov cocktails, those Molotov cocktails.
Wages Frank, Wages Frank.
I can see myself, I can see myself making a mess.
Is there ventilation in this place?
I live here
Hey guys listen listen listen, I'll put the generator outside as long as you guys promise we'll find a way to make it so people can't steal it I
Mean, I've only others there's two other people in Rosewood. I actually know who they are and they would not steal our generator
All right, they would not steal our generator one of them. Who's the one that's pretending to be? Oh
That's J, that's J Dillon.
Oh, that's J Dillon.
Yeah, I know J.
No, yeah, I had no idea that's him.
Yeah, that's J, that's J.
Oh my god, dude, now everything, remember we...
Oh, now I'm getting everything.
Now I know these people.
I know them.
See, it all comes, it all comes.
Oh no, no.
Guys, okay, how many times can I use a pound of luck?
Can I use one pound of luck for all four doors?
doors hello hey hey would you say I don't know okay well I agree I don't know
I don't know what's going on.
This is confusing.
Uh, mm.
We, uh, we need to, we need to, we need to, we need to paddle off of our storage.
At least we still have to go find the keys.
We didn't find the key yet.
Alright, come on, give it, we gotta find the key.
Come on, Mike.
The number, uh, shut up.
Where's Closie?
I don't know.
You should give him a call.
Okay, another thing we can do is store stuff in here.
Plenty of boxes.
Yeah, I know.
We gotta find a key.
We locked the doors.
Guys, there's no point in putting cars or stuff in that storage
when someone can just come steal it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it anyway.
I'm gonna come.
No, don't do it. Don't do it. You're too sexy.
I'm great. Wait, where's my backpack?
I don't know.
Wait, what the hell?
Where's my backpack?
Wait, my backpack's gone.
Hey, who took my backpack?
Oh.
Wait, my bag's gone.
This is terrible news.
Um...
And my...
Wait, what?
What?
How do I switch a car again?
Oh, oh, yoga, yoga.
We had to take it out for yoga.
It's in your inventory.
You just have to flip it.
Oh, oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh, thank God.
Wait, wait, guys, OK, so I checked everywhere.
There is no key.
That's impossible.
But so now, what we have to do is stay.
This isn't making sense.
I don't understand how this game works.
Oh, I got a gun for you.
I got a gun for you.
Ever lock a garage door. Let me let me actually do the key again. I gotta waste more water
I love wasting water my top five of things do
How do I lock a garage door
Close it then right click the garage door and look for a lock of the option to be able you like you don't have a key
That belongs that door. Holy shit
Oh
Wait
You're to break it rebuild it this makes no damn sense. I'm tiny. I'm so confused. Oh, listen this woman do this one do
Okay, but can you figure out how to break down the door rebuild it?
I'm gonna go look at another house and seal the door. No, we need a claw hammer. I'm gonna break it down
I'm not a hammer. Oh
Well, how do I lay it down?
Use right click it, right click the door and then
go door or disassemble.
And it should be an option.
Unless, oh, the garage door?
You might need more than a claw.
Why are you welding towards an old welding goggles welder mask?
Oh, I saw a welding torch somewhere. Shit, I forget where I saw it.
But this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go grab because I've got I've got the I've got the
Resonance keys. I'm gonna go look for the witch house that goes to it and see all their doorknobs
And bring about that way we can lock our doorknobs, right? All right sounds good
Sounds good. We could also just build in front of these doors technically
But yeah, but then we can get our cars in and out. Oh
That's true. That is
Excellent hi IQ
I have the correction there Mr. PN, I have the correction.
If I was a residence, where would I be?
Where would a residence key go to?
That doesn't make any sense.
Would that be any house?
No, so if you kill a zombie like around a house
and you get a residence key,
it's just for that particular house.
So the same way, and Jasmine told me
to tell you this for a while.
So I'm gonna, I'll tell you this now.
So if there's a car in the driveway
and you lure zombies into the house and kill a bunch of them you can force upon a car key too
so it
the keys you loot are for the area that you're in
wait wait
they don't think you can wait though so you might as well
theoretically speaking
does that mean someone could
always be my wife's 30th birthday
she's also nine weeks pregnant with our first baby
could you wish her a happy birthday good sir?
Happy birthday!
absolutely
hope it's full of magic like this
Could you theoretically then lure a bunch of zombies to our base, kill them and get the key to our base?
Uh, no. They'd have to be in- they'd have to get inside.
OOOOOH!
So if they can't get inside, and- and then if we, uh...
Oh!
If we claimed it too, which I think we have to be alive for a certain amount of days to be able to do that, then- then, uh...
Then we have extra protections.
Where am I? Oh, shit!
Oh, I'm on the wrong road. Oh
Go back I'm hearing that that everything I just said doesn't work anymore in the new update. So oh good. Oh good. Good. Okay. Good. That's right
So you can't force fun. I do honestly do listen
I know this game is really well-built out, but I feel like they should add more options for locking your stuff. I
I mean, there's mods for it. If you want it, if you actually like kind of start to get into this game
And you're like, ah, I think this game would be better if this this and this I guarantee you there's mods for it
There's thousands of mods for this game
You can create your own server and be it exactly how you want if you wanted more guns more PvP less less like
Leveling and time sync all that stuff you can do it if you wanted an objective
You can add a helicopter in Louisville that you can extract on as a objective you could turn the zombies up
Like a thousand percent and everywhere you can I meet my guys coffee's 40 inches
There's literally you can do it this game is like minecraft you can do anything with it if you think that something should be better
And you actually like this game just write it down and there's a month for it. Do I have to write it down?
You don't have to write it down. Maybe you're like Lil Wayne and you don't write down your lyrics.
There's a game called Vayne given this game.
Yeah, I've played that game and it's got a lot of promise, but it is very early access and it's nothing compared to this game.
Anybody who says Vayne is better is literally not played this game.
Vayne does, it is promising though. It's like a first person version of this game that's 20 years behind this game.
in that part of you find a house why is there no houses oh peanut dude do you want
do some like armor and shit no fuck you I need a lot these doors okay fuck you
why is there a lot of damn door as an alternative point of view fuck you
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
You fucking told my pores you jackass!
Spore ease in your driving!
You're in my lane! You're in the white lane!
I'm not in your lane!
You fucked check! Fuck check!
Fuck check! You're in my fucking lane!
Well, I was a mate if I was, because there was a zombie in your lane.
Ooh, yikes.
Ooh, that is...
That thing is toast, yikes.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Well, oh, this guy...
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking car!
Get out of the fucking car!
Oh, shut up, I'm unable!
Okay, alright, and okay, okay, then just treat me like some cheap slut.
I just have severe damage, severe damage, I just have severe damage.
I'm gonna die
You make you do not realize how badly you just actually fucked me so on
You are speeding you total my car
Total my car and now I'm gonna die. Are you so dead serious?
Are you so dead serious? You told my car and now I'm gonna die
And you gotta be kidding me. You have got to be kidding me
I didn't touch your car give it give it give it give it give it give it I don't know what to do
yes just survive so if they lose line of sight then then then you can lose them so just turn
the corner go go crouch then like hide in a house I'll come pick you up pick you up
You're a bastard. I don't know that. You're a bastard. You're a piece of crap.
Oh my god. You're a piece of crap.
I cannot believe that just happened. Are you sure, Dan? Do you see that, guys? Do you see that?
Now our car is totaled again!
Our car? I don't remember ever getting to drive it.
I'm talking about my bungalows fuck you you will never get a drive that car
See I should know what you know to drive that car because it's total
For a bug's sake oh my god
I know something to cheer you up what
more guns than you can possibly imagine I can I'm gonna bring your neck I'm gonna
ring your neck oh my goodness I cannot believe you oh my god oh my goodness
and I was just gone give it get over here
you tried to shoot me you tried to just
literally you tried to shoot me and I
drove off didn't protect my life
I'm gonna come find you don't think you
can hide don't think you're not for me
dude you do not want to come find me
don't you think you're not for me buddy
I just found more guns and ammo than you could possibly imagine.
No thing you can hide from me buddy.
No, no thing you can hide from me.
We need a little bit of washed up, a little bit of washed up.
We're gonna have to make some decisions.
You know what I'm saying?
What's some decisions?
Like what?
What type of decisions?
I don't want to make any decisions!
I'm so damn heavy with...
Oh lord, mercy.
Dude, I think I might be infected.
Have you ever thought this function?
Is that one of the symptoms?
Infection or bit?
Like, what kind of infection are we talking about?
I think I'm infected.
Like zombie infected?
Johnny infected. Yeah, I think that was the symptoms.
Do you want to symptoms or no?
Oh, oh, yeah, it's that is one of the symptoms.
Oh, no, oh, can also just be about a nervousness.
Oh, I'm saying.
Oh, no.
It could just be a little bit of nervousness.
Listen, I'm coming.
I'm going to come.
Oh, I got the key.
I got a key! I got a key! I got a key!
Holy crap! Holy crap! There's so many doors in this place too! We can lock out our whole base!
Oh my god! There's a... there's a...
Oh my god.
There's a huge... there's a huge...
Man, I'm gonna need you to vacate the premises!
I need you to vacate the premises, man!
Vacate the premises!
I need to bring both of you over to where I am.
Because we... we can load up.
This is... this is generational.
We can hit a whole new town that's unlooted a fully unlooted town. They would put it where?
You don't have a fucking face yet
We don't need to pay we can be vagabonds
Would you just call me whatever you want it you want to you want to live in?
That's gotta be racist that has I've got to be racist. I don't know how but it's gotta be
Literally the nicest way to say it
man the most polite this building over y'all know coming come outside I'm watching
up I have a bunch of blood on me I put your blood on me I need other solutions
dr. you got me like you guys don't let the zombies kill me I'm back yeah I
I can hear you. Was that you? Give me. That was me. Yeah.
All right. I don't know where he is, but I
wear upstairs in the building. I'm in.
Dude, I've got the guns I have. Oh my God, John.
Are they are they insane?
John, where are you inside this building?
This big green green one on that.
There's four green ones every building in this intersection
Oh, there's another poor. Why do I?
Let's get all the porches and put them in our base.
Oh, God. Well, it's porche-ish.
I've not smoked any cigarettes at all.
Okay, that severely reduces your stats by the way.
I don't know what that means.
You need to find and smoke cigarettes.
Literally.
Oh, I got that one.
check glove boxes and cars that's the best way to find
some ways drink from this again you drink from it
thank you
hello nice to meet now we see this key works I need
come with me no way
no don't fuck you so wait wait wait guys
yeah how do I know if I use the key to unlock this door not
Uh, because if you hit E on it, it'll unlock, and if not, then it's not the right key.
Oh, I'm just opening the doors.
Well, then you probably have the key, or all the doors were unlocked.
One of those, too.
Wait, so how would I lock the door with the key?
Uh, right-click the door, I would imagine.
I don't know for sure, but that sounds right.
Alright, I'm gonna go, while you guys figure your shit out,
I'm gonna go fill my car up with gas, and then I'm gonna come back.
Oh
Try it!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I can't do this!
Stop!
Fuck it!
I'm outta here!
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Hey!
Oh my god!
Wait!
You got the Porsche working again?
Fuck yeah!
I didn't tell you to get in!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
Get in!
fuck fuck why do you guys keep walking your doors
is that my porch my porch is over here
John John get that back to base get that back to base before you get a grouper
oh shit oh shit I got a guy oh jeez
John you're ruining the porch
John get the porch back to base
no no I gotta get this porch out of here
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Guys, guys, I'm in the run, I'm in my leg.
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
What is that bastard shit?
What is he doing?
Shut up!
Jesus Christ, you guys are almost fucking up again!
Alright, I'm gonna check in this.
Good-bye, Jesus!
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, how is there 80 zombies out there?
Oh, my...
I've got a reddit bot in my chat going why are you always screaming when I haven't been speaking for an hour and then something very exciting happens so I started screaming.
Sir, welcome to this planet, it's something called emotion. It fluctuates based off your environment.
I'll give you a whole full detailed breakdown of the discord if you want.
It's very easy actually, very simple to understand.
if you don't get the fuck out of here with that, that dog and fuck
I'm trying to kill this out of here
I'm so lucky that you had some fancy little strut there
I'm a fancy bitch, I'm a fancy bitch
You are so lucky you had a fancy little strut there
because I wasn't about ready to run your ass
Oh
Guys
Give it can you run over all the zombies? I have to figure out what's wrong with the Porsche. I'm doing that's what I'm doing
I'm working on it. I have no more ammo than anything. It's over for me. Check this out. It's over. It's over for me
Give it you gotta kill these guys
I'm David, I'm David!
I'm not asking you to public trust the window, I'm asking you to go through it!
What is this guy doing?
Are we serious?
Do you think I'll make it with this much gas? Oh shit.
shit yeah we got this we got this we got this
all right that was weird it's just a bug I think
I need some anti-infection stuff
I cannot believe I'm telling you every time I'm alone I'm flourishing my wings they flap
they fly I achieve my true potential my dreams come true everything I've ever wanted is within
reach as soon as one of you buttfuckers gets without a mile radius of me
it is hell on earth it is hell on earth
you may be total lepor's behind fucking dad
there's not many other reasons but those are very significant
The only thing that would make me feel better, the only thing that would make me feel better
is knowing John got the Porsche, the other Porsche, back to the base.
So you get back to the base?
Yes, it's right next to the fence, that's not the base.
We want, we want to get in the base.
Uh, the fence is too long and I want to go do something.
It's a car.
You can drive.
How about this?
I'll meet you in the middle.
I'll get eaten right now by zombies.
Oh, that's my dump truck, John.
I thought you were going to help me run all this shit up.
I'm trying to tow a horse, but I don't.
It's not a tow truck.
It's a dump truck.
Both of you, stay away from me.
Both of you, stay as far as you can away from me.
Listen, I ain't died yet.
Ha, ha, ha.
You stay away from me.
Fuck you.
You stay away from me.
You guys stay, you guys stay as far as you can away from me.
Oh, there goes John.
Okay.
Oh, God.
You can hear the screams from here.
All right.
Listen, guys, I'll take care of this.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
He was on the purple corpse of your base.
Second Porsche.
Oh, why did I take that course?
the first book yeah I didn't have it all you need to do is drag it back to base
I started playing project job boy today and all the sudden you started playing I've been watching you
Family family is very nice
Like the way you guys together dinner for sign please have gas and bond please a
Lot of families don't do that anymore. I like to watch it
Oh, excuse me.
Mmm.
Where'd he go so long?
Oh, perfect.
I spawned in the middle but fuck nowhere.
Oh, yes.
Try multiplayer servers.
I'm feeling every damn zombie in this town.
I don't even know how to respond to that.
I got a spaz-12.
And I'm not afraid to use it!
Okay guys, I need immediate pickup.
Immediate pickup. I'm on Schoolhouse Street.
I'm on Schoolhouse Street. I'm on a block down from Dr. and Suspect.
Can you grab me?
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I got about seven. Hold on. 77 zombies on me right
now.
Well, that's your own doing.
I'm your own politician.
Grab Mr. Peanut. Grab Mr. Peanut, Mr. John.
Don't take the Porsche. Don't take the Porsche.
I would never take... We gotta have a name for...
Oh.
Guys, guys, guys, guys. How do we not have three Porsches in our garage right
now
How do we not have three forces on the odds we're working on it
We guys my one soul
Purpose in this game is to collect as many forces as possible and put them in a locked area that no one can touch them
That is my singular purpose
There is no higher honor. There is no higher glory. There's horses on labs
I
Just whatever fully out of my gun next to me
Oh
Bean hammer hold on. I'm gonna ball bean hammer. I heard that too
Fully auto ball bean hammer
I got no Josh. This is about a ball bean hammer
Oh, yeah. Wait, that's it. Somebody let a ball peen hammer.
Oh, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Just a normal ball peen hammer.
Is that the first time you've heard that phrase?
Have you ever heard of that type of hammer before?
No, no. Very common. The ball peen hammer. It's very common, guys.
I don't know why everybody's overreacting just because I have a ball peen hammer.
ball peeing hammer that's right because I don't know what everybody's gonna create
just cuz I have a ball peeing hammer this is ridiculous I wish I could go
back in time and rediscover ball peeing hammer
what should we name this ball peeing all right
we should name this hammer the ball peeing
hilarious let's do it who's where I died the first time I think I'm about the
sure you push it's a heroic what oh the chicken chicken to the game scared you
give me he said you're about to pull off I just thought in stream at least no no
I'm trying, I'm clearing the area and I killed so many zombies.
That was me?
I just killed myself for the first time?
Oh shit, that was me!
Oh my god, this is from like three hours ago!
Oh yeah, it's got all my stuff on me!
Wait, what the hell?
Is it one of you guys?
Congratulations, you killed yourself.
John, where are you going?
Oh, what the fuck?
I had no idea you're down here.
I have to go.
Oh, good thinking, good thinking.
I just got a couple goodies.
You see?
I just crashed.
Who that?
Where?
OK, OK, OK.
I know where it is, I know where it is.
Oh, oh, oh, God.
John, how big?
Yeah, come on.
All right, you're going to have to go, you're going to have to go up here and take a lap.
Oh, we're out of gas we're out of guys like you got this we got this we got guys like you take it
We're close. We're close. We don't oh
Hey, we're out of gas
This is the gas
All right, okay, we got keep moving come on straight right here up to the right
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keep going, keep going.
Where?
Up here, come on. Next street.
Next street.
Wait, what is this?
What's this thing?
Let me try.
The key's right here!
Nice. Does it have gas?
Um...
Oh
No, no no gas
We tried where's the
Come on, come on keep going keep going and take what was that I'm right by it. I'm right by it
Hey, that person seems like she's got some goodies. I'm gonna go
Go kill that person
We're you going come outside come come to the street that you're walking towards
We are you telling it yes, oh my god
The passenger seat the locks broken. Oh you guys I mean I'm in
This is even the beginning if you look down the side street
Oh my god!
Oh, my God!
I'm talking to him!
This keeps her red with blood!
So so.
Oh, my God!
Travis Scott can't say go down to the middle of town.
Oh, my God!
He's sad.
We gotta keep moving!
I don't know. I'm not fucking around!
We gotta get this bad boy back to base!
Ah!
Oh, quickly, guys, quickly!
Quickly quickly quickly come on
Where's our base at where's our base at this remember?
You know you sound here. I think it's time. There's really something. It's it's very passive. We already passed it. We pass it we pass it we pass it
This this garbage that kind of handles like a dream. I really mean a lot of guys hard with calling a car too. Oh
oh you like it you like my garbage truck handles like a tree this is nice
okay I thought a garbage truck would take that thing down oh no here we go
Oh it just went out of the gas. Oh fuck. It just went out of the gas.
Oh it's installing, installing, I broke it installing.
Oh we're good, we're good, we're good.
Oh, installed. Hold on.
Okay, good spot for that.
Okay, how, wait.
All right, I'll hook it. I'll hook it.
How do you want to hook it?
This is like my grandpa's old truck. I gotta slide over to the driver's seat to get out because other door won't open.
I want to hook it again.
Which I'll hook.
I know. I know.
When we do get the other Porsche, where's the other Porsche at?
Oh, it's right outside here. I can just go grab it.
Is it drive or is it still drive?
Yeah.
Like a dream.
Where's the third Porsche at?
I don't know that exists.
This thing is in nice condition.
This thing is in nice condition.
You guys see this?
You guys see this?
This thing is in pristine condition, guys.
There's a mind and shit in the front.
We should just find pristine ones.
No, no, no.
We have to fix the Porsches.
I'm going through the car wash.
Give it a little extra.
Or just fine.
Perfect Porsches.
We're going to steal our horse business.
Closing shot is huge when it comes to watching B.
Yeah, sorry guys.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Bitching is in season. Bitching is in season, my bad guys.
Mods, Mods!
Time out all the, all the bitches.
Time out all the bitches so that the bug layers can talk.
Time out all the bitches.
anybody who says uh yeah it's one of my favorite uh I hate this game and what's
one more
Who's
A third random one just type of all out
I'm taking all your taking your troubles
Yeah, that's John all right, that's John. All right, wait John wait John
How we fix a dent in the front? We just need to get so close. Oh
My god, so we can't x let me check check we throw the engine
Trump lit is that 60% repair repair we need steel sheets
Oh my god
Oh my god, holy shit, oh my god.
Oh, we need a welding torch too.
Are you sure we need a welding torch 100%?
That's what the guy I've been listening to the entire time, the only reason I know what I'm doing.
He said that.
No, fuck that guy.
What's his name?
I'm not telling you he's my friend, you're gonna be me do him?
I'm gonna be me do him regardless.
You need a welding torch.
I just didn't know his name, to be so straight.
I've got the ball peen hammer with that work.
Oh shit.
The ball peeing hammer work for this situation or no
Oh
Activate the ball peeing act. I'm activating the ball peeing
Wait, listen listen John figure out how to fix the window. I
Would have figured out how to fix me. No, no, no, no, no
Don't be out of this window figure out of Philip all the tires are 40%
Grab some air or something maybe cup it with your hands and throw it in there
for the way we find boards and nails
how we fix the front how we fix the front
we need a welding torch and steel sheets
I'm like added for blowing
why is it silly we need four steel
sheets and four small sheets I think
it's the ore again what's your mechanics
killer are two mechanic used to be
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can either get a welding torch or we can...
They've got the mechanical skills.
They've got the mechanical skills.
You've got the mechanical skills.
You're required.
They've got the mechanical skills required.
No, cowboy.
No.
Listen, there's a second one.
We can do like...
Oh.
I love you.
I love you.
We got a hospital, boys.
I found a hospital.
Shout out Nathan and Laura.
God bless you and your family.
We did, D.A. and Laura.
We did so many better for supplies.
We did, and we did so well.
I'm gonna be your priest and I'm gonna officiate your wedding and then I'm then I'll and then and then
I'm gonna say does anyone
Rejected this marriage and then when everybody looks towards the audience I'm gonna sneak away because it would look
No one's looking at me and then I'm gonna put a fake mustache on it
I'm gonna go sit in the seat and I go and then I'm gonna go I reject this marriage and then and then basically
And while everybody's looking that direction to seek off again and then take off the funny mustache
Go back to being the priest
Okay, listen very carefully
It's a mix of closely and carefully
Listen to me squibbering tennis balls
Listen, we don't need a wallet Georgia we have eight screws
Okay, we don't need a welding screw or we don't even want to be an eight screws. Do you have nails?
Can you turn nails into screws?
Got it
Look for screws and fish screws. Come on. Look at the other boxes. Look at all the boxes
We got it
Not even anywhere near the box
I
MK for gas mask
What is that? Oh
I stored that yeah, but I stored a bunch of shit in there you take whatever you want take whatever you want
You need this for some reason.
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck the other force.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, John, listen, I'm gonna mongrel you and fill your cock.
Now listen, I don't think we have to do anything more than that force.
I know the hood is dented, but we are in a zombie apocalypse, you know what I mean?
Let's just fix this force.
Now we have two working forces now.
Oh, do we're gonna be the coolest zombies in town?
Oh my God.
Okay, all right, listen, okay, the hood is zero percent.
Because I need you to go find screws or a modding torch.
Can you do that for me, box?
Oh yeah, yeah, I would love to,
but I don't know how realistic that is.
Why don't we mechanic level six?
How do you get that?
I don't know.
How you gonna be getting a little sick guys?
I thought you would have told us but you caught him a bitch.
Yeah good.
Good.
I don't want his house.
He's stinky.
He's stinky and he's ugly.
We've so been able to lock the damn doors.
This is ridiculous.
This game takes so much time to do a simple thing.
Oh my goodness.
A tool and material shop, please be open.
Oh it is!
Oh my god, oh my god, I found a tool.
What do we need? What do we need?
We need uh, uh, a bullet towards the screws.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh fuck, I gotta close the door.
Oh, good thing that fucking zombie's stupid.
Oh you gotta, I just don't park from other cars to level up your mechanic.
I'm gonna do that. I found a prosthetic arm
When you sit on your arms when falls asleep
Thank you, thank you for jerking me off for Lord of Thunder
Oh, I got bit and then I turned into a super hard core. Oh god, I turned super hard as well
I'm getting bit. I'm turning more hardcore
You went fuck gimmick, honestly. What? What has he done for us this whole time? Nothing.
Look at the entire town so you can recover your fucking port. Fuck you. Nothing. You've
done nothing for us. Okay. Yeah. There's still plenty of zombies. I can leave them straight
to the base. No, no, you've done nothing for us. You've done nothing. I can't believe
John are the ones actually cooking right now, buddy. I can't leave this
No, wait, uh, you just be back to me. I'm still looking for
Don't die your cock is too fat your boobs are too big
Oh my god, holy shit
Oh, honestly, if you closed your eyes while having sex with John, you could probably just...
You probably wouldn't know the difference if it was just a fat lady.
Who, you mean?
Fuck, yeah.
That could be the meta!
Woltly purses.
That could be the meta!
And I could use some fun voices where you wouldn't even know.
Hi, Peanut.
Hi.
Oh, Mr. Peanut.
Oh my god, I just found a Rolls Royce.
Oh
And this concludes the GT it's a GT something. Oh
Our GT's cool
What what what GT I don't know what GT I don't know
I'm gonna die
the giga mark I'm gonna die yeah that's where I just wanted to go to the
go to the left side of it left side of it juiced up in there keep going left
don't go in there holy shit holy crap
Coming back to base
Give it back to get it. There's unlimited stuff in here. Oh
My goodness in the giga mark
Holy crap holy English holy shot
Oh
Yeah, I got what I'm looking for I don't look for something I'm not man. I'm not
being that's good
Was I looking for again guys I got everything we're looking for screws
No, I
Love all my mechanics show the books
I just read a mechanics dude the second you said that I had already clicked read on mechanics one
That's tough. You're an idiot and I hate you forever
I want you to die a horrible violent death in a hole somewhere
And then they'll never find your body find another one. Oh, okay
Wait, this is the, wait, this is a sports car?
Wait, is this the, wait, is this the Mandalorian?
Wait, no, not the Mandalorian.
The Back to the Future guy?
The Mandalorian.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Is it the DeLorean?
The DeLorian.
Is this the DeLorian?
Whoa, I think I just found a DeLorian.
Okay, she thinks you could, oh my God,
you could travel through space and time.
Go back before you crash the Porsche it isn't
Guys isn't the laureate
It's called the Masters and loser
No welding fire. Oh my god. There's some crazy books in here. Holy shit
I'm a dancer now your dancer
You're really a dancer. Can you show me? Can you show me the back of rain?
Really wrong really I'll figure out how to dance
I
Love how people use game very nonchalant and carefree. I get paranoid around every quarter
I just trying to get I just want a bunch of porcins
I just want a huge warehouse of porcins. That's all I want
He's just fucking the whole operation up
So I level up my Porsche with
Oh, wow. This vehicle is in great condition. Everything's green.
I mean, why won't some regular cars so that we can... whatever.
So that we can, like, screw up our Porsche all the time.
I mean, tool store. Where's the tool store?
It's at the end of that big gig of mart building.
Ooh! With the what, Mark?
What did you say, Colchee?
What?
Did you say something, Colchee?
I thought he was playing Arc Raiders.
Wait.
I thought, oh, I thought Colchee was in here.
Oh, I found a running torch!
I found a running torch!
And a weapon repair rack.
Holy crack.
Hey guys, guys, I just found a fishing rod in one thing.
And a fishing rod.
thing and a fishing rod oh
It's skill was too low to read was even mean I really I just did one
Get the welding rods we get what?
Yeah, oh
Yeah, I got a gun
Remember disassembling wrecked cars give you a bunch of stuff that you need for all that kind of business
wait oh shit you guys are in the gigamart right yeah I'm by the gas station by
our house dude okay guys you want to load up no I'm more guns than you can
possibly know I want Porsches Rolls Royce you only want I want Porsches I
Borscht is that I want to be locked the forces in a house. I don't know why I don't know how we haven't done that yet
I know where the car dealership is. There's a car dealership
north of
Muldra, you see this
Imagine how many pushes are there
No, well, we got guys we gotta go we gotta go where is that?
It's a it's a journey. It's a journey. We have to go ready for a journey. I'm ready for a journey
I'm ready for a dirty
Do we have a car that can hold all of us? Oh, yeah, I got one right here. It's still broken now
Sorry hairball
Nooo!
Excuse me guys!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
I say we're going a journey to...
I say we're going a journey to the car dealership.
See what's going on.
Now...
Make sure your belly's full.
My belly's full, John's cum.
Oh, that is not enough.
That's not enough.
Oh, trust me, it was enough.
Yeah, you're gonna need to take a fire hose.
Trust me, it's enough.
He's has not enough.
Trust me, oh my goodness.
He hasn't been eating well.
Trust me, it's enough, brother.
Only pineapple.
He been sipping on pineapple juices for weeks.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Take three fingers and lather them up in mayonnaise and horseradish and put them on my lower lip by your spanky.
Oh lord have mercy.
I won't, I won't listen to me. Listen to me.
I'm listening.
Listen to me right now.
I'm listening.
I want you to grab a purple crayon and finger pop my butt all with it while you sing irish
and folk tale songs yeah I'm not sure how that's gonna get us to the car dealership
I trust you you have to trust me brother you got to trust me you got to trust you know
if you don't trust me I'm honest I know I know God himself I'm almost you don't want
be using a phone he don't want me using a phone God don't want me using a phone
I'm sorry to hear that if I use a phone God will hate me that is true that's
theologically accurate I hate to say I hate to say
you guys want to go to the ship or what yes you actually do this yes all right
we need to find that we need to find a car that can hold all of us because
otherwise it's gonna be a nightmare okay do we have a temporary that was a
bit like that was a bit like gt what's a bit like gt
I feel like that doesn't exist.
Why would Bentley make a GT, don't they make like a RG, don't, when you say GT, doesn't
that mean like really fast car, Grand Trees?
Oh no, they do make a GT, continental GT, have you ever heard of that?
Be not what says my thought is in this sinulating is yours
I'm tickling her to prove her wrong
The base yeah, I'm gonna later on
Stop telling me about this sex you're having with this fight why?
You guys it's only matter of time all this food in the body all this stuff. It's all gonna rot
Just FYI
Guys I just found James Bond's car
Oh shit there's a guy coming to sell me dogs
I do that to the base you better base
Get it
get it I can't she's out my case I've got a weird feeling that this lady has something
real good I gotta kill this lady so these ladies got some really good I can tell
Oh
I'm out of am I blew it all on this town square
We're going to go on.
We're happy right now.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
He's going to do a little bit of work.
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
Light explore.
I'm going to do some light exploring.
Give me a second.
You're not going to be left right.
Oh, I got to this lady.
She's got something real good I can tell.
Oh, shh.
I was running.
laid on us
oh
score!
get in the car!
yeah Pete
oh
let me get it with
I guess you gotta miss the
Panty Rage
oh no I can get that now
I can get that now
I can get it
I mean, go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
We got it, we got it.
I guess you're gonna miss the and he ran.
I've got plenty to do.
Oh gimmick.
He's a sailor.
He stays on the poop deck.
He's a seaman and he's on the poop deck with the other seaman
Yeah, fair. This isn't the right way
Yeah, well obviously
That's sports car. No
Uh-huh. It's like a Mustang. It's a muscle. Well, you want to go to that red car and set to take the battery out
And this one and put it the other one
Why would I do that this cars amazing?
Oh shit
We can't take this anyway, we got to put this we got to stash this and we got to find a four-door
Yeah, let's grab that red car. Is that out of four door? Oh, yeah, well, we don't need to strip this one
Yeah, but I took a sports car battery out of that one earlier
I'll go leave you to my Porsche did you just close the door that I opened to bring the car? Sorry
Sorry
I'm sorry
Come on, come on, come on
yes
Live next to the house and how I draw with it
I know when the power goes out when the power goes out that gas station is gonna need a generator
We don't we have a jam in it
Perfect. I'm also gonna ball peen hammer
Actually this base doesn't even need a generator. There's nothing to power except the light
Yeah, hey guys. I even flew in water. I'm dying. I think
Go to the crate you were just at the giga
The crate the crate your left the one sticking out throw that one
I'm going to eat this chocolate bar.
Yeah, there you go.
I'll put that in there.
Big chocolate bar.
Did you have any water?
No, there's a gas station right next to us.
There's an empty plastic bottle on the ground out here you can grab.
I've got water.
No, I don't.
Yeah, I do.
I got this clone bottle.
Oh, the bleach.
a bleach how I drink the four door I'm gonna find a four door I'll be right back
I also need to pee and I need to grab another drink these drinks hardly
experienced wait you're seeking this building if we were really trying to
like min-max like survive not even min-max just basic survive we would be
getting a base with a refrigerator we could pick up refrigerator and bring it
to our base have the power on and be storing a shitload of this food from the
gigamart because all this shit's gonna go bad very soon all this shit's gonna
spoil yeah guys no that's what no yeah that's what's that's what like that
That's what that's what I that's what I that's what I that's what I know what that's what that's definitely what we should do
Are you smoking crack at your butthole? Are you fucking crazy? Yes? That's what I do a hundred percent. Oh, you're right
This car does have everything but a battery. Yeah, it's totally four door. Yeah
Out of the total take the battery out of the total Porsche temporarily
No, the battery from that it's just right next door
It's on the ground right next to her.
What did you just suggest?
I see it.
You're not going to touch my Porsche!
You're not going to touch my Porsche!
Okay, we won't touch the Porsche.
I mean, we won't touch the Porsche.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
You see this guy?
The gull of some people.
It is ridiculous.
You hear him?
You hear that?
You hear him?
You hear that?
How did you guys figure this out?
To even suggest that, he's teasing me.
We should kill him.
Oh yeah, you have to equip the screwdriver.
Kill him.
I'd like to equip the screwdriver.
Yeah.
Well.
It's poor saw.
Listen chief.
Okay.
All right.
It didn't work.
Listen chief.
Okay.
It's poor saw.
You're jerking off someone in the passenger seat.
It's poor saw.
If you're talking about calling.
What are you trying to do?
Okay, maybe it is the wrong battery. This is a sports car you lied to me
Battery on the ground was a regular battery. Yeah, no the battery in the ground where you're by we use sports battery
Yeah
So John I let everyone stray
Sorry guys
Cuz I know exactly what you I ought to solve this listen
Just give pop a peanut a second pop pizza solve this for everybody. Okay?
Wait, did you take the fucking key to the one car that works in this whole damn place?
Me?
Hold on.
I'm taking the Porsche out. I will not crash it.
I'm taking the Porsche out.
Oh, dude, if I crash it, so what?
I know exactly what to do. Just give Puffin Peter a second, okay?
and
You didn't scare me, you just weirded me out.
I'm just uncomfortable.
It's me being uncomfortable.
I'm bringing out my wet clothes.
Do you have a gas can?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Oh wait, is this red card or the sports car?
Yeah, the red card.
What are you saying, guys? I'm getting a sports battery.
Got it? Sports battery obtained?
I'm heading that back.
Right.
Hey, some water stat, though. Let's stop at the gas station.
Sounds good.
I'm soaking.
I need to do that too. I need to take a tinkle, but I'm locked in. I'm bringing out my clothes.
some reason I'm soaked is because I'm sweating
I'm uncomfortable oh I need a cigarette
where do you get cigarettes from? I need a cigarette
glove boxes from cars are the best spot
any lighter or match
I have a cigarette box, can I borrow a cigarette?
oh yeah you could have a cigarette
You know why don't you take this whole pack right here? It's I got two like
Packs that are not are you in there? Is this you with the ladies restrooms?
Okay, get out of there. You know what the you know what the lawyers said?
Yeah, but the ladies restrooms
All right, I dropped him on the ground right behind you and don't get caught dude because your probation
You know what's gonna happen if you do caught in there again
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cameras, no cameras.
Do we, do we have a lighter?
You don't have a lighter?
I don't have a lighter though.
Okay, alright, you know what?
I probably do have an extra bit of matches maybe.
Drop the battery.
Hey dumbass, do you not know what we're doing right now?
You just come in, you take it to go home, drop the battery.
That's the whole reason for what we're doing right now is to obtain the battery
I don't even know how I'm lighting my own cigarettes.
Absolute Dingleberry you are.
Absolute Dingleberry you are.
I'm absolute poop fucker you are.
Oh I have...
I have a single lighter.
Where do I get a lighter?
uh just like check check even the porch check the glove box in the porch any car check the glove
box matchbook yeah that'll work perfect is this is this the cavalry freedom explain let's go ahead
and explain all right I'm in the passenger seat of the porch I'm gonna go take a tickle grab a
drinkable BRB dude John hot wired a fucking car what that had the key to it in
the glove box the key is right there the key is literally right there I look at
It's a car hot wire.
Let's go guys.
You're an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hmm.
Can I, can I on the hot wire of the car?
I just don't like the look of it being hot wired.
Hmm.
No.
Oh, word.
Good.
Hey, this isn't even one of our collectibles. This is a sports car. No, this is a sports car
of the
of the
People are saying you're dying slowly because you're too fat.
I don't know what that means.
So is that, so is that, man.
And then I'll talk about itself.
Let's fucking, let's, let's calm it down.
Let's calm down.
Let's calm down.
Let's calm down.
I'm just filling up the car, hmm?
Wait, now we take this car to the car dealership, yeah?
What is this lady doing?
Dude, there's a crack out here asking me for spare change.
Hey John, can you get out of the car before she destroys the car?
Can you kill her?
Can you kill her?
I got her.
I got her.
I got her.
I'll refill the car.
She's off.
She's over there.
She's right there below the car.
She's under the car.
You can see her foot on the right side.
A little bit of packing.
A little bit of peeling.
Oh
Hey, yeah, you're good. I'll be much
All right, where's give it again wait wait what's the posture down here?
What's the poor student out here?
Papa P. I'm certain my girlfriend is over the amount of videos I show out of the burnt
peanut.
So can you please wish Carolina happy birthday?
Happy birthday, Caroline!
Happy birthday!
What's the poor student out here, guys?
She's giving it, driving to me.
You drove it?
No, I didn't.
Oh, yes, I did.
No, we didn't bring back the base
John I put it back in the base. No you stopped here and then got out with the battery
Yeah
You drive the red one
Meet back at the base meet back at the base. Come on John I crashed
I know it's so much faster than this red god
Okay
that those porches look so sick oh my goodness
the way this one's pulled in look at the back window oh yeah one sec
oh wait wait now only let's wait we got to repair the engine right here oh no
you can't go slow whatever right okay uh let's do I'm gonna smoke a quick
cigarette you might buy smoke a quick cigarette I don't light it up dude
Oh, really? I can't. It is let me. You have a lighter. I got a lighter. You know, I don't
want a lighter. You caught me. Really, really? I've returned the car. Yeah, I left it in
the car. What's this? What is this infernal beeping? Wait, wait, wait. We got, we got
Can you take us to the place?
Yeah.
He's going to see our quick cigarette.
Do you want me to drive? I'll drive?
Or do you guys want me to drive and I'll direct?
I'll drive. I'll drive. I will really get driver.
Perfect.
These guys have a quick cigarette.
Alright, come on guys. Hop in.
Alright.
Shit.
Ooh, what the hell? How did you hit the...
Should I see this one?
You got this
We're in the car you in the car job
Okay, are we sure you're the okay?
It's all right
Now we're in yeah, all right
You're gonna go out of here. Are you like that buddy?
Oh, you like that will turn out. I like that will turn I like that will turn out like that
You're gonna go east on KY-60 east on KY-60 which means east
Kentucky 60 the opposite direction to your go. Okay. Go go out of here turn right
Okay
All right, I'm gonna want to turn right again
First you have to turn right and then turn left right here
All right and just go straight for a long, long, long time, a long time I'll let you
know
Thanks Mike
We should drive ahead of us boys
What is this?
This is a soccer class
This is a soccer class
And we're on a love show shop, love show shop
Whoa what the hell?
What the hell is going on over there?
Jesus Christ
The real protest going on out there
We should have re-upped on ammo before
Ah, you know what? It's surely going to be
You playing love show, sir?
Out here I do
I hear you
Hmm
Will you die? No, I'm fine
I think I'm fine.
I actually, I don't think I'm fine.
I feel fine.
I feel just fine.
Was that quiet in-game?
Yeah, you're pretty quiet in-game for some reason.
You check my settings.
Hello? Wait, wait, wait. No, it might be me.
No, that's incoming voice volume. Microphone boost.
I'll boost it up a little more.
Hey, why can't I...
Wait, why can't I max out my incoming voice volume?
I think you can't do it the right way.
You can do everything. You can do everything.
Okay, all right
Oh, well it's gone. Oh, there we go. I think I got it here
Are you guys do it?
Well, I got it here. I got it here
I hear it, I hear it, it's almost there.
The fuck, that's not a pack of rabbits?
You know about holding down right click and swinging your mouse around, right?
No, I'm not doing that, why would I do that?
Hold down right click and swing your mouse ahead of the car.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Yeah, all the light.
Oh shit!
Okay, see if you were holding down right click you could have seen further ahead
We guys I was trying to tell you
Now you are lucky we are not all dead. Can we put the car?
Oh
This is that you predict with this is a predicament okay hold down right click hold it down
Okay, where you are yeah now swing your your mouse all the way to the right of your screen all
Yeah, I said no no no all the way to the edge of your screen. Yeah. I want it there
Now see how you can look way ahead of you right? Yeah, that while you're driving full now
Oh, that would have been very helpful information 30 seconds ago
Now we got a car a 90 degree angle with shock a bill of nowhere
Yeah, you're a piece of shit
How are this car I want a car
We're gonna leave that car there anyways
No, we're not gonna join
Shit wait wait wait there's a gap wait. No, it's a water truck
We John we John wait let me see we see we have in oh wait wait wait guys
What oh?
Family guy car
I'll be Peter you can be you below it you be low
Come on
Oh my God, can you guys open the door?
Excuse me.
Who's in the car? I'm in the car.
I pride it open with my crowbar.
Now hot wire this shit.
Hot wire hot thing is in perfect condition.
I can't get into it.
Look at the peanuts just jumping right at you.
Sorry Mom.
John you just jumped in the back seat.
Yeah, no one's gonna believe you. That's all circumstantial evidence. Yeah
Yeah, here's a you say here's a
This is the family guy car
I
Want to be the driver the tractor if I'm the driver what should I have is every in
We'll give it you be quagmire
They're left up there at that big intercession
Wow, man.
Peter.
Peter.
Hey, Peter.
Hey, Peter.
Do you know what you've got, Peter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm responsible for the deaths of 17 schoolchildren, Peter.
Hey, hey, hey.
Very well, man.
God damn it, Peter.
Who's voice are you doing?
No, man.
Wait, wait, I can do this, I can do this, boys.
I can do this, but I don't remember what his name is.
Herbert.
I do.
Is this Herbert?
I'm Herbert the Gentleman.
I don't know why.
No, no, no, no.
You're doing a great job, Mr. Piers.
Herbert the Doctor.
Herbert the Distinguished.
I see you, Mr. Piers.
You're playing the game, Mr. Piers.
Herbert's going to see you in the game, I don't.
Ah, yes.
Okay, we're slow. Oh
Jesus slow down here you're passing car
Let me know you have any cars you passed. Are we looking for cars? No, I see any forces
That's the whole damn town. I see
Is coming up the car dealership is coming up, but honestly there's a bit of a cement barricade
What
See the barricade
You're alive
What happened to my pants?
What happened to my pants?
Sorry, Lawrence.
What is wrong with you?
You broke my spine.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
I'm not this car is toast right I'm gonna get
I've got a deep fool you need a stentious
come on I guess right yeah oh wait Billy
Apoponem is on his way okay technically
this engine has 10% wait guys open
your mouth where are you guys where
you're right we're at the
turn above moral get it oh yeah we got
right there yeah we I'm just back you
guys came from we did right there guys
yeah that's the town we said this one
in
who really I'm gonna grab a car oh I
just thought I'm fucking 1987
pristine mustang holy shit I told you
we should have stopped what is your
saying we don't know what I did this
isn't that guy you think this is
faster
Walk in
Challenges right challenger is a challenge. We should I just make the window or do you just another way in you're gonna bleed out
Bleed out you need you need to you need to use a you need to use something to break the window not your hands
If I get a crowbar, can I just where's the door open?
Yes, the crowbar
No, where's the door open if you have a crowbar? Okay?
Okay, this is faster, even though it's insane.
Yep.
That was a crowbar where would I be?
Oh my god.
Okay, I don't know.
This might be toast.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
What's up? Oh
Where's the crowbar at these are any other item I can do
Anything and just break the window. I want to go over the car. This is that this is a challenger. I want to be able to open the door
Well, then you need a crowbar or you need to find the key
Is there any other I have no other than a crowbar window to break the passenger window not the driver's side
Is there anything other than a crowbar that get over the door? We're out of gas too. Oh
We should have stopped in that damn town
This is this is just
Peanut get John peanut can drive hold on this is actually a lot of ice you have it
You stop here so I can die actually now. Let's just keep your momentum
momentum. What's up with cars? This is cool too. Okay. Alright. Let's get out. We're
in town. Because I'm just critically injured and it's just easier. Sounds good. I'll find
you. Thank you. Use a lockpick in the bathroom. I have very serious but it's very it's
Unspec-
You make-
Get a lockpick open on the car door?
Uh...
I would assume so.
Well I just asked you if there's another tool that I could use other than a go-bar.
Have you tried a lockpick?
Uh...
I-I mean yeah, I-I mean I-I haven't seen a single lockpick.
Everybody, I'm a fucking one guy that's not even a lockpick.
DUDE IT!
Yeah.
NOOOOO!
I don't know, there is- there are mods for it.
I just don't know what mods are on the server and what's vanilla...
I had a crowbar on my dead body.
What dead body?
I just died.
You deserve to die.
You deserve to be dead.
Guys, I cannot believe gimmick fucked up this whole operation.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Oh my god, well I found a car
I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that
I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do that
I'll take shot of Werdogs and picture of my car
Should we count how many times we've died on our first real life?
Should we count how many hours he's been passing this game?
I can tell you that is four hours, 58 minutes and 37 seconds
I honestly practically the same somewhere around there
Relative to like
I'm so fine. We should go bar where would I be I be like where would I be I'd be no wait? No, I wouldn't be a crowbar
I'm a pig.
Oh, I found a warehouse.
I found a warehouse.
Oh, I'll come over and be in a warehouse.
Oh, a sewing kit.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Oh, but now you already died.
I could have healed you.
Is this a fucking junker?
What the hell does he have on our face?
It's okay.
There's a guy.
You stupid witch.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I'm definitely finding a crowbar here hundred percent. I'm finding a crowbar here
Well, I just found a welder mask for that other thing
Very nice
So I get that
You got a welding mask?
Yeah, I got a welding mask.
Do you have to?
Like I was just telling you in my chat what you had to do.
Take your cock out on stream.
Hook on stream?
A welding torch, propane tank, and your disassembled cars.
Ooh, a ball peen.
A welding mask and a propane tank?
How's that going to maybe disassemble cars?
If you have a welding mask, a propane tank,
and a welding torch, then you can disassemble the carters.
What?
What?
Oh, I got a tire pump, I got a tire pump.
What did we exactly crash out near?
What are you talking about?
Are you smoking crack?
What are you talking about?
If you have a welding torch.
Yeah, I'm following.
Okay, a welding mask and a propane tank
to hook up to the welding torch,
you can disassemble cars
and get all the materials you need and ship 10 of XP
to be able to work on cars.
I'm wearing a welding mask and a welding torch,
but I'll have a propane tank.
You lost me.
Look for a barbecue pit.
A grill.
A barbecue, a piece of meat, and three quarters.
Is that what we need?
Are these simple cars?
The meat is optional.
I'm here.
I can only carry 12 kilograms of stuff.
This guy's a pussy.
You guys got him a bitch.
You mean?
Come on.
I, I, I, come on.
Cause you may see, I missed a propane tank.
It was propane, where?
My good one guy.
Whose fucking body was that?
I
Rate propane lantern bottle is how it is
That might work I don't know what that is I've never heard that my whole life
In all my years and all my eyes never
Of a propane lantern bottle
Yeah, I'm very confused how did I not find a crowbar in this whole place?
You want to go to the garages?
Looking garages.
I'm already maxed out and waited two minutes after being alive.
The way this game is kind of weird.
Well, because you don't have a backpack.
still it doesn't really have a lot of oxygen take is it is that something I'm
sorry you're backpack doesn't help yeah it doesn't really make a lot of shacks
you're on it really make a lot of sense yeah let's see okay let me go we go
try another whatever it's called place like this
Let me see that guy's gone back. I'm just gonna kill this place. Oh, yeah
That's actually huge in this game
It's not very well-stained
I just heard a gunshot. Hey you guys. Yo
Watch your backs
I
Very confused
Elaborate
I
Mean I'm in a place again. Oh
God, oh, yeah, mr. Miyagi on me. Oh
shit
You could teach you all kinds of stuff.
Awww.
You could teach you all kinds of stuff.
Where the hell is a crowbar at?
What the hell?
How's about a single crowbar anywhere?
Dead's.
Dead's.
Garages.
A pain tank?
Wait, we saw a pain tank wait.
I don't know if they saw a propane deck. I feel like I'm getting one guy to get it.
Ummm...
Oh, a propane deck! Wait, do we... I have everything in disassembled car. Why do I need that again?
You're gonna level up your skill and you'll get a bunch of raw materials you need to work on.
Ohhhhhh...
Thanks, guys!
Oh
The zombies are here. Oh, I got a sports
Need a better backpack dude. Oh, this is hanging. I was running out. I was running out
Me a crowbar
D.D. a crowbar. No
There's a there ain't my butt. There ain't my butt. Should we get a baby? Should we get a baby?
Oh, no!
Where's he at, baby?
He's- he's- he's in a good way, is that it?
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Guys!
There's a lot of zombies that weren't supposed to be-
Oh, fuck! They fucked my edge!
They just bit me, they bit me!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You make it, buddy.
I bet you're kidding. It's not something that I'm not most confident about.
Guys! This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
This is just downright ridiculous!
I don't know what's going on, you guys!
How did I fucking grow a bar?!
That's it! I'm suing whoever made this game!
Unless he has sex with me.
As the only compromise I...
I made this game and I'd like to find a resolution!
Ah! Hello, creator of this game!
You're the creator, huh?
Would like to reach a compromise that we can both be happy with
No mediator need it, huh
You and your pristine butthole
Okay, my butthole is far from pristine
You'll be throwing a hot dog down a cave buddy
That's okay. We'll figure something
I'm sure it is to be a crowbar on a construction site, right?
That sounds right sounds right
We got a baby
Don't just wanted Mulder up. Oh, I guess we'll tell them ourselves wait
Wait
Guys guys if I'm by a crowbar 2.5 seconds
I'm
Pulling up an orbit have a crowbar dude. Where are you guys would you like to know whether boy give you a fucking crow?
What do you like to know weather boy?
Microbar is now yeah
Would you like to know whether boy?
No weather boy like you would want to know
Yeah, what are we like you would want to know, huh?
No, I don't yeah, what are boy like you would definitely want to know. I don't want to know where you're a weather boy
I was a weather boy first of all a respected position in the community, okay?
Yeah, I mean reasons cuz the weather is very important
Second of all, I'm not a weather boy, you know, but I would love to be
Guys guys guys guys I feel like we're getting distracted. We set up on this journey to get to the cardio ship
And we're not at the car dealership
What and can we maybe we can
What do you think happened?
Nothing bad. Something bad must have happened.
Something really bad must have happened. I don't know. I don't know.
Something really bad must have happened. I don't know.
Guys, we have to make it to the car dealership, guys.
We have to.
Fuck oh, there's coming
There's a cup room in this building
Just a chair in a room. That's it. I'm sitting in it
Guys guys guys I found I found a crowbar dude. Why is everyone fighting crowbars, but me I'm lying
I was just gonna say that I'm gonna get you at the cars and you shut the fuck up. Give it give it
Give me the car
Oh, my God, man.
I'm going to stop.
Yeah, this is this is getting ridiculous.
This is getting ridiculous.
Okay, I just have a car alarm.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Listen, survive.
You gotta get out of here.
I'll get right with the Lord.
I will be there soon.
I need you to get to the left side of Maduro immediately.
You understand me, soldier?
Sammy's older the left side the left side right there at the left side
Perine's whatever the other street was I said
Time is of the essence time is of the essence as every second you waste I
Get a little harder
You understand me?
Are you in a car?
Are you in a car game?
No, I'm not in a car.
And my name's not gimmick.
I'm in our original shit car.
Cause he's at the bottom of the...
I can get him.
I have a normal car.
Well, you got a normal car?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
It's actually a full door purse.
You gotta get inside this car.
You should just take that car, pick him up, and then get the fuck out of here.
Guys, we're wasting time.
Every second that passes, I get a little harder.
I already told you this.
That was the only issue.
That was the only issue.
Is it like 8%?
That was the only issue.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Do not come.
Do not come.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to kill.
All right.
John, I'm going to go ahead and need you to pick me up.
I'm on the main road.
You'll see me walking on the sidewalk.
I'm heading south, and I'm heading south on Moldova.
South of Moldova?
Whereabouts?
OK, hold on now.
You've seen the bottom road.
She's going to speed you down the road.
I'm not in the middle of the street.
Oh my god, there's some hot water here.
Right.
As predicted.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm heading down.
Oh, god.
I'm heading down.
Oh, god.
Couple zombies.
I don't need a gas station.
Oh, god.
Oh my god
What I want what do I want from life who am I breakfast what is it what does life mean?
What does anything mean?
Is anything even real anymore?
Who am I who are you?
Why do we do this?
Why do we do anything? Oh?
Oh
No
oh god oh honestly you're probably south of me too you know what I'll get
there on foot yeah yeah go north give me your backpack pushy give me your
backpack you fucking slut
Damn it!
Well, even it hurts, like the car dealer, like the car rental.
Oh lord, I gotta go in here and grab a drink, okay?
Fuck, Freddy!
Happy birthday, Freddy!
Oh, we're looking for the fuck's sake!
Mad activity! Mad activity!
This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
This is horseshit.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Holy shit.
Why can't I pick up? Oh my god.
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Everything all right over there.
Oh my god. Oh my goodness.
I got the backpack, I got the backpack.
I got the backpack, I got the backpack.
Oh, I'm gonna stop.
Score!
Hell yeah!
Oh, oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Hey guys, where are you guys at Lincoln?
Lincoln land?
That just goes nowhere.
No, no, no, no, no, another land.
You go back down the street.
Oh
Why is there so many zombies
But now are you gonna do for me
I'm going to push the zombies so we can get to the same spot and come pick us up.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, on the way boys, on the way.
Guys, I need a bandage ASAP.
I need a bandage right now.
Where are you?
Me?
I have to get a drink before I can pick you up
Hey, I'm gonna be all good. Oh
All right, I'm just getting a little drink here
Hey, I should be next to that was called was it a musty was it gonna get into a challenger?
I'm next to the challenger
John you have that crowbar
No, you know you lied about how to grow bar I have a girl bar
Why can't I run anymore?
What I do where they go where did I go wrong? Where did it go wrong? Where did I go wrong at birth?
Red Lugs
excessive exertion
How does that even mean buddy ran for like 15 minutes you serious
Why out of every single person on the planet that would have survived a
Zombie apocalypse that I have to play as it's some fat bitch that can't run for more than five minutes straight
Are we serious?
Are we serious? How is this guy alive?
I mean, you're the one who's got to answer that question.
Uh, hmm, oh.
Darn it.
You water it with soda, soda, these bitches love soda.
Oh, and I know it.
I mean, I mean, we have a GCT.
All right, guys.
Guys, I want GCT, I want GCT.
I'm just going to be chasing V and then it's like a little picture.
Where are you guys?
You're already outwired.
Okay.
Are you still that green in the wood?
Guys, I'm betting in the neck.
Just chop it up.
Just reset it.
I'll pick you up.
Move your body.
Reset.
I pick you up.
Bing, bang, boom.
Oopsie, it's just good to see not a big deal, but I'm getting my fucking GARB!
This game is ridiculous!
The CLOUD SHOW!
My ability clown show.
MY ABILITY CLOUD SHOW!
John, how do I, how do I, cause the Briggler?
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. I'd never die again right now. Starting right
now. Starting right now I would never die again. I would never die ever again. Why is
There are a thousand zombies already what?
It's a very popular ladies in the towns very popular happened before the apocalypse. I mean
I'm happy to be a video they opened a video arcade
Okay, they all done I see a sweet car. I see a sweet car
We're at the gas station go to the main road it's right out the road look for the dinosaur the sign with the dinosaur
It's the same one
I have found something
Oh, Jesus
I got a sweet pristine car with the key already in the ignition I see fuel okay
We are we're at the gas station go to the main road it's right out the road look for the dinosaur the sign with the dinosaur
dinosaur the sign with the dinosaur on it look what I found look what I found
oh dingal dingal hold on hold on I'm pushing it red engine with the red
engine coming back okay I'm here
oh never mind the engine's done oh my goodness oh my god is Dr. D just is Dr. D
join an answer well yes yes yes exciting
okay don't run me over soldier all right not all of us are zombies out here
What the hell?
What the hell?
Hold on.
There's more. Come get him.
Oh, it is a short bus. It'll be perfect.
SHIT! This car also has a dead engine.
Oh, these cars are broken.
I thought you said it was perfect condition.
No, I lied.
I lied, Bosh. I lied.
Oh, God.
Bye.
They used to fire one of those cars so that they carried dead people in.
Alright.
Are you still here, John? Everything okay?
Dude, fucking drive!
Oh, God, God, God.
Scrapper it's a scrapper. I won't hear that this thing is an American John
John just how are the engine take multiple drives? Yeah, I keep doing it until you see on the bottom you see the little
Now we're talking boys now we're talking
Wrong way to go up you know people
get out we won't go north
You're almost out of I'm almost out of fuel gotta get to a gas station
No, go north there's got things up there, and there's us. How you know which way is north?
It's up instead of down your fuck. I'm going right man
It's right north
The whole map like the angle it's at an angle like the map faces northwest the map faces northwest
So, right is north.
On your character, and you're looking up, then it's uh, northwest.
So like 45 degree angle to your right is north.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I will.
I need to be shocked how much.
Oh, there's me!
There's room for more.
Hey, hold on.
I think you passed the gas station.
No, I just found me.
I just found me from earlier.
Alright, everyone, rendezvous point.
the crash crash site
the crash site
yeah yeah that's where p is and then we'll use your
oh oh wait no wait not the crash site wait where's the gas station at
the crash site no we have we have cars trust me we have money no that's too far south
where's the gas station at we're all the way up at the turn
oh you mean the crash site uh above it yeah it's just me at the gas station you mean the gas
Well, I- Where is it?
It's on the main road. It's a brontosaurus. Is this sign with a brontosaurus sign? Are you on the main road right now?
Yes!
Do you hear that? No.
Okay, I'm gonna keep honking. I'm going down the main road.
Okay, keep honking. You're going the wrong way. You're going the wrong way, dude.
Me?
I guess.
where there's another guy she's down here oh shit you're so far away you still
don't hear me I think he's got to be sad he's driving the opposite direction I'm
looking at a stream he's driving back guys go back guys oh wait oh is he
actually at the oh he is at the original I see why you're saying that
now we're coming you're coming you're still in mold we're looking for your
where you where you guys at we're headed towards you we're on our way we're on our way
yeah we're coming
I just almost totally forgot this car is not going good this car is not feeling good
maybe in the middle maybe in the middle
this car is not doing good
maybe in the middle of the road in between the yellow lines
crashed into our old car
crashed into our old car
guys I'm out of gas
Don't worry, don't worry
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Please guys, please don't beat me up
Oh, god damn it!
You left your car in the middle of the road!
That's not my car!
That's not my car!
Get in!
Take this to the dealer's tab.
We're not there, not there.
Get off the road while we wait for John to come careening by.
I'm just gonna stay right here.
I'm actually gonna hop out of the car and go over here.
It feels safer.
It feels a little better.
Oh lord, what have I done to this thing?
Oh, crap.
Inches at 100% this thing's a tank!
Hell yeah!
Uh, let me pop a quick moussidousi.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Mean put my seatbelt, but I don't know how to
Here he is
Used cars oh
Oh
Here it is just rather sports cars are gonna be
If I see
Look
Where's other?
It sure is on the other side of the lot they might be inside. They parked the nice ones inside
Look at all the surrounding areas all right, where's all the poor
I
This is the coolest car she has outside this fucking Denny's oh my god
I found the keys. I have a fried cheese melt please
I'll have the grand slam
Do you find the keys to all the car coming I look on the ground I found the keys to this blue one
Yeah, this is a stupid trip. This is a stupid journey.
Well, we're gonna be in labs in five minutes.
We apparently there's a porch, there's a porch lot where there's specifically just porches.
Where's that?
I don't know. Probably in Louisville.
You want to go all the way to Louisville? Absolutely.
Let's go to Louisville boys.
We take this car. We take this car. This car is the coolest car.
Are we getting a new car?
It's a juice for our journey to Louisville. Oh, you're getting a new car John and I were running style John John John
You hit the cool car!
Oh, it's just a minor scratch.
I'm sure it's going to scare you.
Hmm.
It won't out of fire!
Save one of these crawlers so we can pack a bunch.
Oh shit, oh hey.
You think it- wait I won't talk about it all I won't talk about it, we'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go!
IT WON'T FUCKING WORK! IT WON'T WORK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! JOHN! I'm fucking gonna die.
Why is that my fault?
Because he is really over there.
Hey buddy, ooooh, look out!
You're looking extra zombie is
Got all of the zombies, so we get our cool car
Did you get that reference about the crawlers please yeah from yeah from Call of Duty zombies?
Specifically keynote
Wow, yeah real hard reference to get there I'm really thinking about it for a second
had to really think about a lot of really complex and in-depth had to really
turn on the thinker for that one
why won't this fucking car kicklock for whatever it's called how am I okay this
is bullshit this is bullshit this is bullshit who's honking give it to you
You honking to bring more zombies up here?
I'm trying to draw the zombies away from the gas station so I can fill up my cool car
and leave you guys behind and go to Louisville.
You found a cool car?
What car did you get?
What's here?
Not a full-seater.
Yeah, I can't!
I wanted a car!
My guy's like, dumb or something!
Are you serious?
I mean, a tent is just dead!
There's so many dead zombies.
Oh, so the key might be on them.
Yeah, yeah, the key can't spot on zombies.
Hey, no key, no key, no key, no key.
I
Was tipping my 10 hot wire on this fucking car
11 dot wire
Well that wire oh wait, please, please 13 dot wire
14 dot wire
Where's the gas station? Is there a gas station over here?
Yes. On me.
Jesus Christ. I am gonna do a game of football.
Dude, I haven't died this whole time.
You guys bring any, bring all the zombies back!
Are you kidding me?
I'm giving someone just an absentee test where you're put camped.
Nice.
Look at him now.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you've done this.
You idiot, I drive through all the zombies away,
and you idiots brought them all back!
Pina, Pina, look at this car, the juice is loose!
The juice is loose!
you
you
you
you
you
You
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'm betting.
I am for real betting.
Uh, betting...
Uh, I'm for real betting.
Ridiculous.
I'm for real betting.
This is...
Oh, my God.
Holy crap.
Whoever made this game used to be trying for treason.
No worries.
I'm coming, and I got some help.
My favorite thing about Demik is that we have to come off and get them all.
Oh my god.
You said help?
Yeah, I brought help.
Demik, you cannot be fucking serious!
You cannot run in the path!
Oh my god!
Oh my god give it what time do I spot it?
More Dora, right?
I'm always away for a West Point, West Point, West Point, Smodder West Point.
Prestige is down.
Pick you up there.
You need a car, give it?
Door locked.
He just drives.
Jesus Christ.
Give it, give it, give it a screwdriver.
Yeah, can you please tell you what's wrong with that car?
I, I, I'm going back to fix it.
Well, now I've said it a hundred times.
That could be awesome, why it's, why it's a little off.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm just trying to drive away from the gas station.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I swear to God, I'm going to turn left and I'm going to look and chat
And there's gonna be guys going,
Car no work, there'll be no gas!
Hahahaha
Ah, yep, I was completely correct.
Hahahaha
P-Board's covered in gas.
That's the only logical explanation.
Car no work, no gas!
Car no work, no gas!
Hahahaha
I'm fucking at you guys.
Shut up over there!
I know there's only two parts of a car,
The key and the gas!
You put the gas in the car and you're kinda not worth the key!
But here's the guy's wrong with it.
Did you find the case for the car?
That might explain it.
Ain't no gas in it, boss.
That's why it ain't working.
Ain't no gas in the car, boss.
Ain't no gas in the car.
Ain't no gas in it.
Ain't what, not working, boss.
Ain't no gas in the car.
The carburetor hooked up to the gas pedal
And the gas pedal ain't giving enough pressure to the steering wheel, and that's why it ain't working.
The carbonator, it hooked up to the gas pedal, and the gas pedal ain't giving enough pressure.
That way the car ain't working, Bob.
The carbonator, that's gotta be it, it's gotta be the carbonator.
Terminators hooked up to the gas panel and the gas panel ain't giving up pressure to the car
The tail bones connected to the hip bone and the hip bones connected to the thigh bone
I'm about to run out of gas this car. I don't see a single gas seats as far as you I can see. Oh
My goodness. This game is actually incredibly laggy for a 2d game
It should have made there must be a service
I
Ran out of gas. Oh my god, there's a gas station there. There's a gas station in every town, obviously
This is all this is just stations are the gas stations are green buildings green buildings on the map
Please give me a first try to be a first try come on watch one
Yes, yes, yes, yes, go go go yes first try first try let's fucking go
I want the road again boys about the road again. We have that
I'm filling up with gas
I'll catch up with John very easily since he's in a hearse and I'm gonna get crazy about a lag out of nowhere
Not like server lag. I'm talking about like FPS lag boss. Oh
All right
you should make like a fuck ton of mods yeah oh there dude if you if you guys
actually if this game is actually something you played again you should
really look into mods never you can make this game whatever you want
I didn't think so based off of the commentary but if you found it in your
hearts
Scratch the surface shit small accident in the world. Oh my goodness. Oh
Holy shit, I would rather eat raccoon VCs until I pee you I would not
Thank God we're in a fucking group.
Jesus Christ, wait is this you guys?
This is us, this is us.
Jesus, that tree, I love how that tree was sawed.
Where's the Porsche dealership at, where's the Porsche dealership at?
I don't know.
We can go to Louisville though.
Is that where the Porsche's are?
Probably.
That's what hurt
And we just stay on the side way all the way out baby all the way up
Hey guys, I feel like we've had more porches in our hometown that we have anywhere else
Dude we haven't been to see it
Let's go listen
You can't even make it to Louisville in Project Zombo, where are all of them?
You cannot spot Louisville, no.
Well, I entered my graphics down because apparently I'm a, I, I'm like a beauty panel
of 2D fucking games.
There's something wrong with your PC.
Mine is, mine's, mine's swimming.
Oh, also, you have to hit the railroad tracks
when you get to the bridge.
Smash the, what is it though?
What do you think it is?
There's gotta be a setting I've got out or something.
Oh, I don't know.
I can, if I get to a safe spot,
I can go through my settings.
We can compare.
Don't worry.
It's gotta be, it's gotta be specific settings.
Obviously obviously a computer for the 1990s can run this game 10 times. I'm like that's tough. Yeah, okay. Let me see here
Why were you out of the car well, you're dead
I'm here in disable maybe dynamic skybox
I'll see it's even working a little bit better now. Oh, no, no, no, I have
corpse
Disable corpse shadows wind sprite effects. That's what I have disabled
Dynamic skybox is medium for me
I don't even know why you would need a skybox team as though
Just in case this is...
You're like, I used to drive a company at Moss.
Oh, no.
My car is trouble.
Uh, I have a bad news.
What is your mind?
I'm in a two-seater.
That's okay, John's dead.
John's fucking dead.
Ah, okay.
So remember that I told you about that bridge?
That bridge that you would need to go on the railroad tracks for?
Truly that's not where you guys died, right?
I'm right here, I'm right here, I'm right here.
I'm worried.
Yeah, there he is.
I'm right here.
I didn't even die in the car though.
I hit the tree before it.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, I locked the door.
What's up?
There you go.
There you go.
Welcome in.
All right.
All right, John, when you get to the place where you crashed,
go to the railroad tracks and go off there.
I'm at West Point.
I have a two-seater.
And you can hotwire a car.
How are you guys?
How are you guys?
How are you guys?
How are you guys?
I have one shot.
I have literally one shot.
I have no health at all.
You hit a puddle at the wrong angle.
I'm flying out this windshield and going across the road.
Where are you guys heading?
I don't know.
Just keep going down that highway dude.
Honestly, all the way up.
I thought you were going to West Point.
Is Lewisville like that?
It's like the cream day of La Creme?
Is that like the...
Everybody loves to go to Louisville. Follow the highway all the way
Is that like the people in front of you guys? Is that where you are? Is that like in-game?
Oh, I'll just die again and go to Louisville.
You can't.
Best loot, it's insane.
What's the best you can do?
What am I doing wrong here?
We just gave us a like borderless window. Do you believe our first week? No
What? I was bugging out for me on fullscreen. Am I doing wrong here? What am I doing wrong?
Right? What am I doing wrong here?
Motherfucker.
Hmm.
What's Louisville?
Louisville.
It's Louisville.
Louisville?
Yeah.
It's Louisville.
Anybody who says different is pulling your dick.
Wait, Louisville.
Let me see.
It says on the map Louisville.
No.
Look up what's their mass look up blue waffle. Okay
Hey, so I'm uh, I'm uh, I'm on life support your passenger seat chief
You might want to die and go back
Please please do not hit another another
I'm gonna go nice and slow
nice and slow
slow. Right? Nice and slow. Nice and slow.
You published it.
As R.C., you know what? I know a lot of people made this screen, but I think we're making
a lot of progress in this game.
Yeah, we've almost made it to the town.
We've almost made it to the end game town in the game.
Who else can say they've done that?
No one.
No one has ever done this.
This is a world purview.
Remember, it's made it to Louisville.
Should we wait for John?
Should we wait for John?
No, fuck John.
I hope he gets bit by a fucking black man and dies.
I'm trying to figure out.
I've been watching all night and can honestly say,
I don't know what the fuck you guys have done.
Well, you can tell that guy, you can tell that guy, you can tell that guy to fuck himself.
You what?
Is he too exploit?
My stream gets fucked every dude Comcast, I'm literally gonna...
Oh, the coach, how much do you do Comcast, how much do you do Comcast, do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
you dirty dog you dirty dog make me you can make me dirty dog you dirty dog
I'm gonna do something terrible don't these fucking cars
I just want to get the Lewisville I just want to get the Lewisville put us to
Lewisville I need to get the Lewisville I need to get the Lewisville please get
in the car peanut I disassembled the thing we can proceed I'm all the way back here why
I
Worked in mysterious ways moving on should I move on
I'm going to Louisville
What?
What?
What?
How could that car not go through a...
a...
a...
a plywood?
What? What is that?
I got the tools.
What is that?
I fucking did it!
And I...
I literally put this mantle
of them so we can proceed. If you just leave us, I'm not the one to go to a piece of what!
Oh, so you don't know me!
Well, now I'm dead.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. There goes our boy. This is
ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Oh my god. Where is the fucking gas station? You're gonna
Give me two seconds. I'm gonna grab a quick car. I'll be right there, okay?
I'll wait right here for the both. Yeah, oh
I thought a proceed car proceed car. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Oh my god
It looks fast as fuck, too. This might be a sports car or is this gas station? Oh
My god, I'm gonna be waiting here for a thousand. No, no, no, no. I'm right there. I'll ride the car now
How are the car now?
I'm going to wait right here. I'm not going to move.
I got no gas in it, boss.
What are you throwing guys?
no gas I don't care what do you think guys wait there ain't no gas in it boys I
know guys in it what are you rolling boys ain't no gas week out dude what
Louisville is the vein of my fucking existence I got no gas in his mouth water
issues oh I should have brought I did I not fill my pot up oh no my I swear my
bungalows would see a car upside down with two wheels on it and go I ain't
driving cuz they got no gas in it bow and they don't know guys and I don't
Oh my god guys, I got full man.
Damn right, damn right!
I'm waiting for you, I'm gonna put it on the ground so this guy doesn't des-
I'm getting the sneak suspicion he's not waiting.
Oh my god!
Hey god!
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I see a gas station, it's a long gas.
I have a car, I have a car.
Where's the gas, do you know where the gas station is gonna be?
No, I haven't seen it either.
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you should run here somewhere.
Remember, this is exactly why you guys said to go.
I hear.
You're gonna run out of fucking gas, dude.
This game is hell!
I've got no guy.
Ream building on the map?
Is that a true sentiment?
We're not rebuilding on the map.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Sentiment?
That's what they're doing.
They're doing what they're saying.
They've also told you every single car and gas
and even if it's total.
So I don't know.
That's true.
That is factual.
I think this might be it right here.
You find it now all right. I'm not a gas
I'm almost out of gas. I'm so close to be out of gas. Please God give me the gas station, please
Please just give me just give me the gas station. Where's the gas these?
How is there no gas station here?
Where's the gas station at?
You need gas thank you
Really, I think this is what right here. I think it's right here. I see a dollar side. I do not do it
So you have to go if I want oh my god, right where we're right right where I'm at look right here
Bring your welding torch and welding mask. Yeah, we need it for for a long time the welding gear
Is it on your body?
It's on somebody somewhere
Ooh, going in the forest, isn't it?
No, no, that one is happening.
Open your map.
No, no, I gotta fill this gas tank first.
I'm gonna be honest, we might be fucked without a large sledgehammer
or welding materials.
I don't think we can actually do this.
Listen, listen, I'm gonna fill up my gas tank
and then I'll go get that stuff.
I'll find out where I died.
Okay?
Can you click MP real quick?
Not particularly, no.
And I just got
Good, I don't know what this game
I'm full I'm full bet so basically I'm condemned to death now
Listen, you can you can like this game all you want. I'll admit this is very well built
But whoever thought getting bitten once
with literally no cure in the whole game no matter what you do your sentence to
death is an idiot. Well anytime I do server there's a mod where it's it's a
rare there's a cure and you can get a cure. No I don't care I don't care put
anything in the chat. You can say anything you can say you can say that
this is a great game other than the fact that if you want to get bitten
you're death no matter what you do forever. Have you ever seen a zombie movie in your life?
The guy that gets bit and covers it up goes into the thing and that's terrible.
Literally, zombie level 1.
Terrible.
Absolutely dog shit.
I actually agree with you.
I prefer servers with the cure.
Tina, I actually agree with you.
You're in Muldra.
You're not in Westpac.
Where am I?
You spawned even farther back.
Perfect.
I was like, I'm going to get you.
I'm gonna get to you well next time don't you worry much
All right. All right. We get like we like we literally can't go to Louisville without either a large sledge or
Welding like a yeah, I'm still as you all you want. It's a hundred percent to it. You know it
Just FYI just in just a little FYI
War Dogs please. Please save us.
Thursday. Thursday is coming boys.
I hope you guys are ready for the best fight that anyone's ever seen.
I will say, you guys...
There, write anything you want boys. You know I'm right. You know I'm right.
Anybody that's written skill issue in the chat has 1000% played on a server with a gear before.
What do you want to say?
You know it! I know it! God knows it!
You and God
You and God brother
Everyone takes you the set has played on a server with a mod with an antidote at least one time, and you know it
I know it God knows it
I don't believe it and no one else does either believe it
Don't put it all the time put it all the time put it all the time put it all the time
But it's all of that. Oh, they're selling peanuts. Yeah, that's a little bit
Give it give it give it give it. Would you say yes, would you say
Would you say a decent number of servers have the mod with the with like some type of thing you could do for being bit
Yes
Yeah, you're saying that the culture of this game is to monitor this thing you can do for being bitten
actually I don't know if I would say that but I would say a good amount I
wouldn't say I'd say less than 50 I'd say 40% of the server 40%
hmm okay you you you're gonna get up here I'm 40% 40%
hmm I will say 40% that sounds like a skill issue to me that sounds like a
A little bit of a skill as you to me.
Little bit of a skill as you to me.
40%, that's a ridiculous number.
40%!
That's a ridiculous number.
Where it's all void, and I meet a bunch of guys,
and I've already been bit, and I become friends with them,
get in the backseat of their car,
ham it up, and for like 20, 30 minutes,
we're on an adventure.
They have no idea I'm bit.
And then in the backseat of their car,
turn into a zombie and bite him both to death and there's nothing more satisfying than that is there
I know that sounds really cool. I just wanted to hear the percentage that sounds like a large
percent I would I players that play this game that have something I don't know you can do about
being bit no that's I was just curious I was just a little curious I was just curious I'm a
curious beaver I'm a curious beaver I like learning that's all I enjoyed the I'm very
I'm a very curious beaver, I'm a very curious beaver.
But it's possible, the fact that it's impossible kind of makes it like, well I might as well
kill myself.
That's not a great game mechanic feeling, I agree.
Often though you'll probably still die to the sickness, 80% of the time.
The fact that there's hope makes it like, so you don't just kill yourself.
Well no, that's what, all I would say is that I've only ever played on servers
that there's nothing you can do when you get back.
But you just said that the player base of this game,
40% of them, have some...
Listen, that's called...
That's kind of a skilish.
I would say so.
The player base of this game...
That's a...
...is cheating.
It is cheating.
I've never played on a server
where you can do something about being bit.
You said you have five hours in the game.
I have never, ever played on a server
where you can do something about being bit.
But it sounds like 40% of this player base
has, according to Mr. gimmick yet.
That's a skill issue! That is a skill issue!
Guys, don't cheat! That's how the game is made!
Do not cheat, guys! Do not cheat!
90% of the people who play this game play single player.
Do not cheat, guys!
Listen, I've always been a very straight arrow on this game.
I only play on servers.
There's nothing you can do about the inventing,
but it doesn't sound like the play-in base of this game does.
No, no, no.
And I say I'm not respecting the game.
I don't know.
I think it does not.
That's a skill issue.
That's a skill issue.
That's a huge skill issue.
40% of like multiplayer servers.
I would say 90% of the people who play this game
don't play with that mod.
Because 90% of the people who play this game
probably play a single player.
I'm gonna die now.
Hey, when you see I'm on a tree.
Bronco on middle of the street?
That's me.
I'm gonna make it to the rocket.
I'm not gonna make it to the rocket.
I'm not gonna make it to the rocket.
Do you want me to come back?
Oh, I've got a welder mask!
Oh, you...
I'm not coming back. Fuck you.
Get to the north. Go on the highway.
You guys know what to do.
I'll be ready when you get here.
I'll be ready.
I'll be ready. I found a welder's mask.
if there's a mass that means there's a torch if there's a torch that means there's
nothing like 100%
I hope I'm going the right way
Why is there so many fucking cars in the road?
Oh my god!
A full durability crowbar!
Oh
I have the lights out of my car you need to do the bear guys. I need you guys. I have a mission for you
Your mission if you choose to accept it
And get to me
I found Optimus Prime!
Oh, you know you can do this.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Let's walk the fucker!
It's got Ben.
What?
I play on only servers and always ever have,
but you can't do anything about that,
Unlike the player base of this game. I guess I'm just a project on wood
truest I'm saying guys. I
Like to play the game how it's intended to be played which cannot be said the same about the play base of this game, unfortunately
But thank us just to saw the cookie crumbles go sometimes
Caches into
I only play on servers where there's nothing you can do and I always have and always will and it doesn't sound like the player base of this game does the same, which I'm very disappointed.
According to gimmick, a long time project on point player that is not sound like what the player base of this game does and I'm very disappointed.
very disappointed you have a future in uh in mainstream media
i've had 20 bars
take your time i only found the mask i got excited but i only found the mask
i'm gonna work on it though all right i'm gonna work on it by the time you guys get here i will
We'll have the tools to get through the military checkpoint.
what are you doing here what are you doing here
Hey boys, how are you doing, how are you doing, how are you doing?
I'm doing pretty good, we're doing pretty good.
You guys okay?
Everything alright over there?
I'm at Torrey, waiting for peanut.
We're almost to you, we're almost to you, boss, we're almost to you, we're getting
close, we're getting close.
I hope my trip on the stairs and fold into a fucking z-shape
Okay, so I
Right before the military well just let me know what you guys get the military checkpoint
I'm like right before it in a little off-shoot looking for welding
I might have to restart my games. This is this is how this usually goes
It's a you thing you're having some problems. I'm good usually I'm the one with problems
Oh
The bandage we'll do it
Do you think John's here so I do you John safe here? And so I can I can
Yeah, you're good you're good to go afk as long as there's no zombies around in the highway
They're kind of give it you have your frame rate. What's your frame rate log down?
okay let me see here 120 frame rates locked at 120 no v-sync no texture
compression
you maximum texture size 256 maximum vehicle texture size 512 simple
clothing textures none simple weapon textures my body see here yeah
You just log right back in like on the growling kids. Are we kill me?
You stop don't forget. Oh don't log out in the car. Yeah, you'll log out standing in the middle of the highway
So I body position right?
No, but you will log in
Wherever you will last so if he's driving and you log out
You'll log in standing in the middle of the freeway, and he'll be three miles ahead
I got you. Wait here. I do a quick reset sir
You have to allocate more ram in the Jason dot bat file
That sounds crazy. That actually does sound right. I remember back in the day like that ten years ago
You'd have to do that minecraft you did after that minecraft. Yeah, I mean maybe I did that a long time ago
And I forgot to be honest
All right, I'm gonna keep keep working out to allocate more RAM to
Which people get all your project job void, but I see you don't I'm a sick person
You're gonna ask me a GPT
What percent of project job void?
servers. I'm a little curious. A little curious. A little curious I am. Servers have a mind on it,
comma, of course, comma, want to be punctual. That allows the player to do something about being
which is not in the vanilla version of the game. Let's take a look. Let's take a
little look see what Mr. Chapitipi said. Also your JSON is stream maps or
steam maps common project Zomboid project Zomboid 64 JSON. What is it? We see all the time.
Steam maps common project Zomboid project Zomboid 64.json. Thank you.
Okay, that's that's that's where you increase your your man
Okay, let's you hold on
That said there are some interesting indicators. So it said I don't think you can tell me the exact percent
Antibodies is a particular popular example. It's works up page. If you bodies being a mod that you can
You sing about being bitten has
321,082 subscribers
Hmm that's a lot of subscribers
That's a whole lot of subscribers guys that's a big number
That is a big number guys
That's a needed mod, it's a needed mod
Hold on, they knew is another very popular
He cure oriented mod it's b41 workshop page over 1.2 million
current subscribers
The subscribers boys, that's the one I used they knew
It means it means they'd like oh, yeah, dude. There's dude the mods in this game are crazy
You can do have there's like bunk like map mods
You can add with like crazy bunkers where like you can find out where they did the experiments and you find all the cures and
Crazy stuff. There's crazy stuff you can add
Well, the second half of the chadgipd prompt doesn't fight for my side of the argument. So I won't even read it
So now I'm gonna read it
The I'm just gonna be the first part. I'm read the first part and then do that. So
So, suck on that, buddy, suck on that.
All right, back to, what were we doing again?
Oh yeah, we were all getting more in.
All right, John, keep the car running.
I'll be right back.
Keep the car running, buddy.
You got the car running, you got the car running?
Yeah, the AC is at a good 72.
Oh, thank God, honestly, he was 73.
He was 73.
Okay, give me one second, I'll give you a second.
All right.
I'll get some more apples.
Let's see here.
Let me see.
Okay, what?
Oh, you said %appdata% and then appdata local steam.
Eeeeeeem, it's just, wait, no.
Wait, who makes this game?
I think it'd be under, wait.
Uhhh.
Wait, who makes this game?
Because usually they label their file
as the name of the company.
Oh, cause I haven't seen Project Zah Boyd.
Am I doing it wrong?
Or am I doing it wrong?
Are you increasing your RAM?
Steam apps?
Oh, I was the one who placed, oh my bad.
Okay, yes, see, okay.
We're gonna follow this x86.
There you go.
All right, I dig.
And then, let's see.
I probably do, I probably install this on another thing though.
Well, wherever your steam folder is.
Uh-oh.
I don't know where it is, boss.
I, you know what, Tina?
Oh, I found it, I found it, I found it,
C map where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Common common? Okay?
Projects on void 64.json open with notepad
Okay, guys open with notepad and increase your ramp
Okay, how much ramp should I give it so I really give it to her so I give her all she's not captain. Oh, yeah
I don't see a place to increase my RAM on this
That's what I've been told that's what I've been told I probably did this like years ago, and I just forgot about it
Wait, I know I have project job point 64 not decent open
But it's like a very short list, and I don't see anywhere on it where it says anything about RAM
Is the line of code is xmx is what I'm hearing
X M X Oh I see XMX 3072
It's so that's how much we thousand seventy two megabytes, right? Yep, all right. No, how much do I give it?
16384 16384, okay. Yeah, yeah do that save half the rent
That's a good amount of RAM. That's a good amount of RAM. Yeah, that's how you're a buddy. Hmm. Oh, you have 64
I got 64. So I give it more than
Must be nice loot his levels of Ram guys. I said you said a download more Ram guys
You just go on Google and say download more and you'll have as much as I do
Must be nice
No, I mean a 10k should be good, but you get whatever you want. I just do it 60. I'm popping it over again
Okay, they're saying anything over eight pisses off the game. So just do like eight thousand something
Uh, it's 7000 something.
Do it.
Jesus Christ.
We're doing 16.
We're doing 16.
Alright, well, don't say I didn't want...
And you know what?
I don't care what data
said GMT says.
I don't care if it says
that it's not that many people.
I choose to ignore the evidence.
I choose to ignore the data.
I will make up my own data.
I'll make up my own evidence.
Right.
That's right.
That's right.
Everybody that plays game has an antidote mod.
Very popular these days.
Yes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh.
Yeah, the alpha wolf makes his own data.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's right, buddy.
Oh, dude.
You didn't tell me you were the alpha wolf.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the news flash, buddy.
Well, that would have changed everything.
Listen up, just short-shitting.
The alpha wolf makes his own data.
Oh, whoa!
And it's... it's changed everything.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got you here sledgehammer
Yeah, I might find right here. This is a this is a lot of that kind of stuff John say anything in life
He's playing music to his back in front of the game
But no, I just found it. I just found a ton of boxes. It looks like they would have a sense of money
I'm not gonna get tons, but I can't I can't get to a large sledge large sledge
And then we can break down the fence and we can go in to the side
John can you start all these guys while I while I look at these boxes for a sledgehammer?
We got got got there's a fucking take
Give me does this work?
I don't know
I'm not even joking
We can get this operation. We can just pull these zombies to kingdom gamma. There's three of them to the sweet head
that is good work. It's good work. I don't see this. We can't get the door open. You have a
co bar. Oh, shit. What? What's open? What's open? It's a small gun on it. It's not as big as the
other one, but it's still a gun. God, God, let me in. Let me in.
I
Can I not shoot with a pistol in my secondary
My right hand is gone
I'm holding a pistol in my secondary, but I can't shoot it. I'm sorry. You cut off your right hand. Is that what I'm hearing? Yes
There is a prosthetic arm
Why can't I just use my left hand?
It's a pistol
What?
I almost feel so good.
Are you dead?
They ripped me out of the really small window instead of drinking it all.
They did it.
They did it.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
Are we trying to hot water?
Wait a minute.
I've got to get some survival skills.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Give it give it give it we can't access the tapes of the big guns, but there's one take with small guns
But the door is open you guys come on come on
I got two hot wires in there, and it didn't work
I need you over here to tackle these guys so get hot wires this take please
I'm on foot like my engines busted. I'm on I'm like I'm not too far
Hold on now
We get which is one of these tanks this would be huge this would be everything
should be everything. It should
be everything. It should be
everything. It should be everything.
They all use Q to pull them
around. Oh, you know what? We
we're going to call you these
zombies in. Oh my god. There's
not there's only if you can't
Is that not a thing I can do?
But I got a few I got a car. We got a few tank on the back
I mean see this tank we just need this tag
It's right right handed
come on come on. Wait, wait, wait. Am I in the wrong seat?
I'm going to see better.
I'm over here, over here, over here, over here.
Is it on the other side, John?
Yeah, yeah, yeah on the other side. Okay, I'm gonna hot-wire this thing and we're gonna blow this thing to Kingdom come
We're gonna blow these zombies up to the sky
The pistol is out of gas
It's like I don't get it. It's like I don't get it
This is it. We get this right here and we get this right now. We will live forever, John. We will live forever.
We will never die. If we get this thing up, right? So we will never die.
I will. I've got to get all these zombies hooked up. I've got to get all these zombies hooked up.
Honestly, what if I just run them all over my car in one big group and that would be...
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go quick. Maybe this is gonna bring them all down here. You ready?
Here we go. Here we go. Hey, give me, give me, you can show up at any point.
I'm going for it boys! I'm going for it! I'm going in!
I don't know exactly where you are but I'm here somewhere.
Just, it's already hot-wired, it's already hot-wired!
It just doesn't work! I think it actually ain't got no gas in it!
I
Think it actually got no gas in it got no gas
I'm not so that's the gas for sure though. It could be anything that the check into light is orange so it could be
something else, but I don't know
I didn't find a screwdriver so I could pop the hood and take a look.
I would have to get these thousands and thousands of zombies away from me.
Yeah.
Why even why even?
Get here, John.
We need you.
Oh, I'm done.
We need you.
John, we need you.
You got fucking come on fucking.
Do not come.
Do not come.
I'm already coming.
Well, I think I saw it.
Give me give me what we do.
How do we get this thing operational?
Unless you have- Unless you have a crowbar, I can pop up at one of the other tanks.
HOLY SHIT! I just found like a hundred guns!
HOOOOOLY CRAP!
Please tell me I can shoot an M16 with one hand.
Guys, did I shoot an M16 with one hand? Is that possible? Please tell me yes.
I don't know!
I don't know. You need to find a prosthetic hand immediately.
A prosthetic hand?
Yes.
There's like 15 M16s here with like a hundred bucks of ammo!
Oh my god!
You guys wanna shoot at M16 with one hand?
Wait, hold on! Wait a minute!
I can't, I can't use the M16!
past you. Oh yeah. Okay. Wait, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hop in the car and
over all these zombies
I
Okay
I, uh, I, I, um...
Listen, this is a blustering disguise, guys!
This is a blustering in disguise, guys!
This is a blustering in disguise!
I'm dead.
This is a blustering in disguise, listen!
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen!
This is a blustering in disguise!
Now I have both hands, I can just drive back over,
easy peasy, grab a m16, and lay them all out, okay?
Please, please, please, please, please!
Give it, give it, give it!
You need to get back to the bar and open up that other take.
I don't know where you are for the last 20 minutes!
I've been here looking for you. I've been wandering around with 17,000 zombies
Now we just go to the MCC with both our hands and we tell them off
Okay
I just got a sweet car. I found a foul a 12 X scope
Oh my god, which one of you jerk offs left this car in the middle of the road without gas in it?
It's bloody ass.
Which one? I think I know who it is.
It ain't got no gas in it.
It ain't got no gas in it, boss.
It ain't got no gas.
What's for cars?
Unrelated to that.
It ain't got no gas in it.
What's wrong with it?
Oh
We sit we we stop sir stop
Sir stop who was it ice cream drunk guys?
My game's going at 14 themes
And I'm not doing anything to prevent it. No, no, I'm doing it. I'm gonna complain about it and not fix it
Okay, we got this.
We're so close to coming, dude, we're so close.
Guys, I tell you, I have full faith that if we give this one more good go, we can do
this.
We can get the tank, blow through that place, and get to Lewisville.
100%.
One more good go.
One more good go is all we need.
One more good go.
Like 100%.
Yes, yes, all you do is get back with both hands, grab the M-16.
I found the safe spot.
kill them all
i found a semi truck
i found a dude
i don't know
John are you alive?
yeah sadly
John are you the car right now?
oh it's the fucking ice beam
the ice beam is just fucking zoomed by me
what is that?
what is that? what is going on?
Is he- what- is ice cream in- ice cream in-
He didn't even give me ice cream, so he says he would give me ice cream.
He just drives by me so fast.
He just did give me ice cream.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, fuck that piece of shit.
I don't see cars, I don't see cars, I don't see cars.
I don't see any cars. For some reason no one in this whole city owned a car.
Fuck dude, a bunch of poor people.
I don't know how.
There's not a single car.
I got one, I got one, let's see it.
Or is he a fucking gas?
Oh, it's in pristine condition!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I don't need a jumpstick, Mr. Ice Cream Man. I need fucking help.
Oh my god, it's locked.
Okay, I need some type of tool to bring over the window.
Oh, okay, this one's unlocked.
Come on, what you got? What you got?
Oh!
Absolutely no gas!
It ain't got no gas, boss!
It ain't got no gas!
It ain't got no gas in it.
It ain't got no gas in it, boss!
I'm not gonna die, shit.
Did I use anything? Like, did I use a corkscrew or a bottle opener to break open a window of a car?
Yeah.
A bottle opener, yeah.
Yeah, literally anything as long as it's not your hands.
Alright, okay.
And how do I specifically make it use the bottle opener?
Uh, you set it in primary, and then you just swing at it.
Yeah, and then it, or just hit V, and hit break window.
That's also one of those options.
I use my hand and say the thing for some reason
I hate this game so fucking much
I have been put in the thing in my primary slot and it just didn't use it
It just didn't, it just didn't use it
I just want to tell you guys, you guys are doing really well
I want them, the CIA should use this game
Get answers they need
You know what I'm shoving my fucking
What the fuck
What what what there's a check there's a tag
There's a real tag. Is it killing you? It's even right at me
Where are you oh?
That's gonna be real player. It's what I mean what spell if I can't rip my shirt in Westville
It's got to be a real player talk to him. I don't have a game has to be
It has to be a real p.m. A real player. There's no way there's an actual tank of p.m. C
I mean honestly though like there's no way there's a tank in fucking this one
down wait it's the biggest thing I've ever seen it's even bigger than the
other one that we just saw
we got Jack is right we got Jack is right is that a thing
Oh.
How am I trying to get out of the tank?
Wait.
I'm lagging so good.
Jack, I'm off. Jack, I'm off in this tank.
Oh, fuck, the tanks are here. Oh, shit.
Wait, I'm gonna go fuck them.
Holy shit.
I got a working car. I got a working car.
I got a working car.
I'm on the way, boys. I'm on the way.
It's almost out of gas, so it's almost out of gas!
Go, go, go!
Alright, I might actually have to go to bed.
You gotta be fingering my ass.
Are you sure she is?
Every time I go to get into a car the tank shoots it
Please we take on you do
Yes, the same one dude and keep shooting every car and taking all the tires off it
Hmm
He's tough
That's what we like to call a tough a tough break
Finally find a car that was unlocked in the tank blew it the fucking smithereens
I also just had a tough break. I also just got
Dude, I'm at four frames. I'm
I'm at two frames per second
Has to be open and it has to be a one shot for the for the wiring
Oh, dang it.
Alright.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna get a fucking powerpoint, dude.
Well, that was on the card.
Give me 10 minutes.
Give it to me.
One day you'll pay for making me play this stupid game.
I don't know what you'll be doing. I don't know what season it will be or year it will
be or what stage of life you're in. I don't know if you'll be happy or sad. I don't know
if you're at a birthday party. But I will take my revenge. I will take my revenge.
I will swipe the smile off of your face.
How do I, how do I change the thing you did?
What'd you do?
Uh, I don't know.
You gotta go to the steam apps column and then go to the thing and change it to a bunch of numbers.
Don't worry guys, I got this.
I got this guys.
Good.
I got this.
I moved my character in different directions five minutes ago and he still hasn't made it.
Guys, I got this.
Don't worry everybody, everything's gonna be fine.
I've kind of, kind of hit a slipstream here, and I've decided I'm just going to take care of this.
Yep. Yep. You know what? I'm going to take the heat here, and I'm going to go ahead and just figure this out.
You can die. You can die somewhere. You can die. You can die. You can die. You can die.
In the game, of course. In the game. When I get over there and get my hands on you.
Oh man, I got my hands on you.
It's not gonna be pretty.
It is not gonna be pretty.
It is not gonna be pretty.
I'm on the hunt for a car again.
Again.
I'm on the hunt for a car again.
Please, please work, please.
please please please
be a hothead
don't worry guys
everything's fine
oh shit
got the vehicle key
and a gun
enable
oh wait this is it this is
this is my moment
this is my moment this is my moment
this is it
we will sing songs if they stay there
I
Was he trying to break into the we know we do we can use the key to unlock the door of a car
If it's the right key
go go go go go go go
they got no gas
I ain't got no gas.
It ain't got no gas, boss!
It ain't got no gas, boss!
Oh, my God.
It ain't got no gas, boss.
You know, honestly, I'm actually kind of cooking.
I'm actually kind of cooking.
I got a gun and a lot of bullets.
I believe I actually do have this in the bag this time.
I eat this at the run.
Okay.
I eat this at the run right here.
I
John you next week you just said that it's not that alarm
Don't you next week?
I know what John is
Yeah, this was the car that I had earlier. They ran out of gas.
Can I break the window of a car with the bottom of a gun?
Yes.
I have performed brain surgery. I am a software engineer and I'm coming back.
Peanut, you still haven't fucking gone back.
Okay, I just broke the rear window. Is that amazing?
I'm not really sure what my guy's up to, um, really the sides of this car are invisible.
I
Didn't work it
Show me the keys if you're somewhere.
I
Surely surely the key has to be somewhere in here surely surely
Surely surely the yes. Oh, I got it. I fucking got it. I'm on my way boys
I
We show that serious
Unfortunately 30,000 zombies designed to die.
Okay, this is getting a little out of hand.
This is getting ridiculous.
I'll be sick of this.
Every time I find a car.
I need it.
It's like they can sit there.
It's like they can sit there.
This whole fuckin' city, you just keep coming!
Are you serious?
Honestly, if this is me in real life,
I can have your confession
and I can just constantly fucking with you.
I'm not doing this to scratch you.
Hey!
You're just doing what you're doing, John.
Hey!
You're just doing what you're doing, John.
You're just doing what you're doing, John.
You're just doing what you're doing, John.
Oh, my God, these drinks.
Go, go, go, go!
What?!
It should be working. It had
gashed everything. Can I do it
wrong?
Should that car work? I think
that car should work, right?
I
Should
It started the moment I got out it started right now it started right now
This is insane. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous!
I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you guys, three boys already have a system.
How would someone in a starter town where you spawned even begin to handle something like that?
You guys just hang tight. Daddy's on his way.
I don't know if the mods you have installed change it or not but a lot of melee weapons
can break car windows like oh my god
everything's gonna be okay that's what you gotta remember
I'm not powerful enough
God grant me the strength
God grant me the strength I need to be in this stupid game
God please, I'm not powerful enough, I'm not strong enough
Grant me the strength, please
Actually, you guys are actually doing really well
It's really impressive how much you're dying
Most people don't ever die this much
Thank you
You guys are doing something special
You guys are doing something special
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah
You're welcome. So there's about 20 giant trucks right here. If I can just get one of these trucks
Just sneak over just one dude. I swear I just want you I could find the most
disgusting
Non-showered person in the world. I would I would suck them to completion right now for a car with gas
I'm on my way
Are you the disgusting person he's sucking or the guy with the car?
No, I see the gas station. I got a huge
Over here, but there's a hundred thousand
No
No
It ran out of gas right before I got to the gas station
I'm going to Seattle and just hand it out to all the jobs I need a gashkisscher.
You got scared sir.
If I go.
Close the door.
Oh shit.
Okay I got this. I got this. I'm walking in. I'm walking in.
I'm walking in. I'm walking in.
Oh my god. I got an empty ass. Oh my god.
Oh my god. This shit. This shit. This is the run. This is the run.
This is the run. This is the run.
I need you.
Oh just take out the bag.
It's too many of them.
Are you guys here in West Point? Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
This is it! This is it! This is it!
This is it!
Oh.
Fuck me, dude.
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
Where are you hacking?
Uh, I'm on my way. Um, just trying to figure out...
Okay, sorry, I thought I might be less calm than I was.
One more time, I don't know. Okay.
on my way
on my way
go go go
are you diesel wait dude
do not tell me there's two different types of gas in this game
are you dead serious
is there actually a diesel
are you closing this game
no be show fuckin for real
be show fuckin for real
is there diesel in this game
are you serious
are you dead serious
are you for real
I
I'm going for it.
Oh, that's enough gas! That's enough gas for now! That's enough gas for now!
I just wanted to get... Wait, wait.
Z.
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it, bud!
I did it!
I did it!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Guys, I'm approaching West Point.
I'm in the black car, the median.
Are you on the main highway? Yeah
Okay, we'll drive in the middle. That's where I'm going
I'm going into West Point
Main entrance on the east side. Yeah, it's not really cool
My neck guys I depends my neck
My pussy in my track
Guys, where are you?
Oh fuck
I hope the car started getting more
We get a truck ramp through ramp through like a cheaping fence
Most painful now. I want to die the most painful death
This car is stalling. It's going stalling
Okay, you cannot go over that. Okay
Oh
John say you
It's me. Yeah to the blue car collision. Yeah. Yeah. I have a blue car
It's me. You see me on the left. She left of the truck
No, no, no way. Where the parking lot to your left
I want the school purple car
You have to gas station?
I'm right next to you, you're right next to me.
Oh shit, why did I hop out?
Oh my God, I hop out of the car.
Can you come to check these guys?
Oh shit.
Come to check them, come to check them.
I hop out of the car, I hop out of the car.
It's going to go, it's going to go.
It's going to distract them.
Run past my car, run past my car so they go under me.
You have to run past my car so they go under me.
PEDA!
NOPE!
PEDA!
Dude, fucking I'm up and in!
Make room, make room, make room!
Run past my car!
Dude, fucking bribe!
You want to get in the water yet?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Now, now, now, now, now!
No, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Gimmick, is that a two-seater?
Woo!
Oh, watch out, close my eyes.
No.
That was a close one, boys.
Don't get me up all the way at the top.
Wait, Gimmick, I want the purple card.
What are you gonna get the purple car?
I wanna get the purple car!
I know!
Yeah, I'm gonna come get you John!
Oh my god!
We're winning!
I'm going for the purple car!
I'm going for it!
You got all this office back on you!
I'm going for the purple car!
You did it! All of our work has been
I'm coming for you John!
I'm coming for you!
I'm coming for you!
Do what I can peanut
Okay, you're always the top. Yeah, I got a bank bus. Hold up. I gotta get it. It's working. It's working. It's working
Yeah, I got the purple car door open
Oh excuse me
Not run into me
Okay, I am gimmick. I am no you're you died
I'm on oak Street. I'm on oak Street in the parking lot at the end of Oak Street by the purple building
Where good boys, ah, we're good game. Okay. I'm on my way
not that big for me building this smaller one at the end of Oak Street yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I see it I see it
yeah that one yep that one right there yep I'm stream sniping I'm at a game
stream sniping I can't believe you yeah report me to that
okay I'm gonna do you guys turn to pee by the time we get here you better pee
quick because I'm gonna be there in like a minute and a half, honestly less than a minute and a half.
I
Boys I'm heading up to military camp. I'll see you guys there
I'm not bitten. I've got a car full of gas the green engine time. I'm fucking cooking. This is the one
This is the one point on the road
To a burned out car in the middle of the highway
Actually, let me get some gas. We just do takes take gas
Yeah, I'm gonna put this gas cancer just in case the take requires gas
I have a hose we can siphon gas out of cars anywhere
But do what you got to do do what you got to do I'm picking up John right now
John are you done peeing? Yes, I'm back
There's a scary door right next to my setup that I don't really like going out of because it's out of my basement is scary
I'm at the church. This is the right. This is the right. This is the right right here. What is the one?
It's the one John. Where are you? I'm here. I'm chasing you. Oh shit
Okay. Let's go. Are you going the right way?
What's going on? What's going on?
Oh, at the packing?
Well, one of my negatives is I get very thirsty all the time.
I just need to go do a quick little sit, kitchen sink.
Excuse me.
All right, I'm good.
Come on in.
Never add your convenience.
Okay, perfect.
I think you're not rushing me.
No.
That stop sign was illegally placed.
I like when the zombies just fall over.
Oh yeah.
Excuse me sir. That was rude. There was a tree in the way. I couldn't see.
Oh look at those school buses. Woo you're a school bus guy. Did you see what we just passed?
Yeah I saw it.
Three pristine school buses John.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Game coming up
The blue pill is some brutal
That exact
It said
It said
It said
It said, it's spicy
It's spicy
It's spicy, I'll meet the mall
We're cooking, we're cooking
heard the whole thing.
Get out of the water.
Eat your water.
Eat your water.
Eat your water.
Get your food.
Eat your food.
If you right before you hit the military gates in Louisville,
there's a couple pull offs.
There's like a school.
There's water fountains and stuff in there.
You can see him on the map.
my nine to five is gonna be pretty brutal tomorrow
yeah I got it's gonna be worth it I'm right before the military spot where's
where's the school a you can see it to there to the right of the road
there's like a little pull-off you'll see it you'll see it
this is our moment boys this is our moment
moment you can see it on the map there's like a school and another thing
both of them got six I got the same thing as you do I got I got the thirsty
thirsty boy thirsty boy I'm a thirsty boy thirsty always thirsting you can
also carry a if you get a container that can carry water and put it in
your main inventory, not your backpack. It'll auto drink when you're thirsty.
All the doors are locked to the school. I bashed in one of the windows. One of them
should be able to, you should be able to go in somewhere. In the school? In the school?
In the school yard? In the school yard? In the school yard?
If you're at the school yard, then you see one of the windows is open.
In this game you have it.
When does he's outpin' in it?
What were we looking for again?
A sledgehammer, right?
Sledgehammer or a torch and propane?
Welding torch and propane.
I have the mask.
I don't have the welding torch or the propane.
What about a sink?
Oh!
This is delicious.
Let's ignore that.
All that we'll do is let us go through side gates.
It's not like that.
We're really doing it guys!
We're really doing it!
We're really doing it!
Alright guys, I'm going in.
I'm going in boys.
I'm going into the military place.
We're almost there.
We're literally like, we're pulling up.
This is the one.
This is it.
We repeat the game.
Everything's fine, John.
Don't worry about me.
Everything's fine. I was looking so far ahead on the road that I couldn't even see our vehicle
I wasn't even worried. I crashed into the median trying to get out of the way of the car.
Camping my car?
Oh, good save, good save.
Austin Powers? Okay, turn.
Yeah
And we go boys and we go that's right
Guys, I'm going in. I'm going to god
if I die
Tell my mom I
Was cool, okay, and kind of funny
Okay, the engine is not doing well
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go!
Don't go, don't go, don't go!
All it needs to do is get us there, John.
All it needs to do is get us there. There's plenty of cars there.
There's also about, I'd say 500 zombies that I courted earlier.
I tried to pull them off into the forest.
Are you married 500 zombies?
I don't know, courted, courted, courted.
Yeah, that means marry them.
No, that means you're thinking about marrying them.
Ohhhh.
What did you?
Uh, I married about half of them. The other halves did not work, because they got stuck on a fence.
I literally, yeah, you should've seen it. Oh lord, you should've seen it.
OH SHIT, I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
Whatever you got, use it. Whatever you got, use it.
It's a tank, but it's almost out of gas, I gotta get it in somewhere so I can refill it.
I'm gonna show you the secret, John, I know the spot.
We're gonna hit the G-spot and we're gonna try to get, we're gonna try to drive to Pina.
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
get out guys take take his operational quite operational it's got half of take a
gas I wish you to see okay how do you see good on it I don't know I don't know
John this is a safe space right here to come check out this come check out the
glove box in the semi truck help yourself
What am I fucking talking about?
Wee.
Wee.
You see what I'm seeing?
How do I use the gun? How do I use the gun on it?
How do I use the gun on it?
That's not a gun.
What the hell? What the hell is that?
Cosmetic guns? Oh, sweet.
Fantastic.
Alright, now I need a crowbar to break into the other tank then.
Did we have a crowbar here my kids?
Yes I have a crowbar.
Alright, where exactly are you?
We are on the right.
Oh you're to the right.
Oh we're to the left.
Okay that explains why I couldn't find you.
I can actually hear you.
I can hear you driving around.
Okay I'm coming Mr. Peanut.
I'm coming to John you enjoy yourself at that get it loot up get the guns
Not sure if the ammo matches some of the guns. I don't think it does
Yeah, that's all right. Give it to me. I need you to come grab. I need to come
Grab your crowbar and open up one of these two tanks over here with the bigger guns
They must be a guy. I would assume is that also come on cosmetic or no? I
Don't know. I have no idea
to go wait well that wasn't a team you guys in the town it was a different tank
look different holy crap that's you what the fuck that's me we don't we want
why you leave me wait look at what look at on the ground right here that's
what I am so you know right also is that your stuff that's my stuff dude
That there's an insane amount of stuff like that. Yeah, I know key to this car. Yeah, I know it's my car. Oh
This is your car. This is my car
It's gonna say why okay? All right. All right
We're good. Look at look at we're good me
I'm poppin the trunk of these bitches. I'm poppin the trunk of these patients
the
Great danger
Oh my god you brought the same I over here god
That's our safe space
You're at two frames a second!
No, I restarted, and it's good now.
AHHHHH!
John, if you kill me right now, I swear to God.
John!
John!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
John!
John!
You're literally running to get over.
John!
John, get away from me.
John, get away from me.
There's a double back over here throwing it on the ground
Are you serious it takes us all to load a magazine
are we serious are we serious are we serious are we serious are we serious are we serious
are we serious and that's your low school level i do i'm one wait oh i didn't do the
next one okay wait okay all right now i've got i have now i've got some artillery boys
Now I've got some artillery!
Stand back, gimmick!
Alright, go for it! Please!
Thank you!
Jesus Christ, thank God!
Oh my God!
Okay, John, we have to find some weapons down here.
Not giving what back to there!
There's a bunch on the other side. I know for sure.
One more of that ammo!
Alright, none of that ammo in there!
None of that ammo in there was correct.
Okay.
Well, the gunshots have attracted, um...
Ah.
Perfect.
The gunshots have attracted.
That's something that can happen.
They suggest Emily from Peanut don't tell them that we're, um...
Don't tell them that we're distancing ourselves.
We'll just pretend we're with them.
That is the time that I'm right with you, that we're coming.
You know that I'm on you? I'm coming on you?
Stay as far away as possible.
We're gonna go all the way in right now.
We're gonna go all the way in the 5-6 table.
I have hundreds. I have hundreds.
Oh my god, I just want 13 boxes, 20 bullets each.
Amble boxes, well, holy crap.
Where are you?
Fuck yourself.
You didn't believe me a second ago.
Now you don't get to, now you don't get to enjoy me.
I still don't believe it.
Now you don't get that.
Now you don't get that.
Join me while I spread my wings and fly.
Kill that one in here.
Who's this bad cop in there?
I can't get back.
I can't get back.
So you're supposed to be here.
So be five Rob.
Where's the 75 Rob?
Where's that?
Where's the drum?
Where was that?
There he is.
There's no get back in there.
No, you're going to get back into it good.
That's good.
That's really good.
You're going to get back at the...
No one's back.
John.
What?
It's better on the other side.
I think every peanut's already got out of this.
We're going to let the peanut take a lead.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
I
Go go go
Excuse me
Everybody excuse me, pardon me
oh god this is too many there's too many
I have an idea! I have an idea!
I have an idea boys!
What's the idea?
Massacre.
Wait, are you in my fucking car?
Oh no, I was being pity.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey, like that, you sons of bitches!
Hey, like that, you sons of bitches!
Hey, yeah!
Well, you doing okay over there?
Oh, yeah, how you doing?
Oh, yeah.
So funny.
I think I would rather take a hot shot of-
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on another minute.
Oh wait, oh no, we're gonna have an air hat.
Oh no.
Can I get a sit rep?
Sit rep on the conditions that are going to be out there.
So I'm deceased.
Okay.
Of course.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Didn't mean that, of course.
Of course, of course.
Just meant like...
No, I'm flexible.
Yeah, like you already said that.
I
Run through a couple pedestrians that's a thing
What would define define a couple?
Two or three two or three about
two or three of them literally two or three of them honestly I made a tank
once it was like a thing
yeah we serious you I always go it's going too slow I don't care if that
thing is running on those fucking hair and cheese and I don't care that that
It takes gas and take us full of mayonnaise!
That should crush the bones and skulls of every one of those zombies right here!
Are you kidding me?
Peanut?
What?
I think I would rather...
...injure you here.
No?
It did. Go ahead.
I'm gonna say inject myself with every...
That thing I can find within the 10 mile radius of New York City and respawn try to find a car
That might be it boys. Hey that might be our last yeowl partner
He's gonna take a grinding wheel to my dooch
everything we had. We didn't even make it to Louisville. We accomplished the big city.
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait. Peanut, peanut, go die to a zombie. Let's exit the game,
looking at our porches back at the home base.
Porches quit. Or just frolic through the woods and then quit.
I just hated what I was doing for you, drunk.
Seven and a half hours.
Where's your excuse, drunk?
Take me.
Take me.
Send me to God.
Where is he?
Where's your excuse, drunk?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Who did we hurt?
Who did we hurt, dude?
What do we do?
What do I need to do more of?
I'm waking up tomorrow and I'm donating to charity.
I feel like I've done something fucking good.
I'm making it tomorrow.
I'm stealing from charity.
I'm going to the soup kitchen.
There needs to be evil God to others now.
There needs to be evil God to others.
I need to stop her.
I need to stop her.
We can share the suffering with others.
I'm going to the closed donation bins and I'm going shopping.
He's just gross.
Well, think about it this way, boys.
Oh, fuck.
Even though you weren't...
Listen, it's...
It's not...
Embarrassed. You shouldn't be embarrassed that you have middling IQs.
This is a high IQ game, and it's okay that your IQ is average.
That means most people have that IQ.
And it's fine.
I want to put my nuts in one of those machines that presses pennies really,
really fine and extends them and puts a design on them.
I want to put my ball sack in one of those right now.
Okay.
That sounds amazing.
Oh, that'd be so sad.
That sounds amazing.
Listen, and think about this.
War Dogs comes out on Thursday.
I did find a truck.
Okay, see, that's what I'm saying.
I just had three zombies stop a 40,000 ton death machine.
Flying down the road at 60 miles an hour.
Are we serious? Are we serious?
Okay, I'm sorry.
I have your streamers on my second monitor.
Yeah.
Um, and when you say three, do you mean 30?
It was three. I only had three.
Oh, well just now not not the BTR the BTR just now
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. You know they get stuck in the engine this
That's why the gunk why the gunk they did it. It's all gunking it up. It's gunking it up
It's tough. It's tough. It's why gunking it up. That's why what's going on by gunking it up
It's gunk it's got the thing is it's gunking it up. It's it's probably just gunking it up
It's the thing is it's gonna get it up. I'm gonna have a bottle of wine here
It's it's probably just gunking it up an entire bottle of wine of my ass sideways right now
You wait wait wait wait, how how do you kill large groups of zombies in this game?
Like let's see you have adventage. It's funny again. How would you kill a large group of job?
Eventually, I mean when you have an M4 with like a grip and a scope and like all the like modded up and like you just
Mow those fuckers down like absolutely it like
There's a point in this game where you can't die like nothing can kill you you are just indestructible
Like we are we are we you know
We're pushing toward Louisville at low levels and and you know you're still you guys
you're still learning the game this is not I mean it's fun it's fun to do that
this but there is a point in this game like most people quit Zomboid not
because not like Tarkov where they get pissed off too many times most people
quit Zomboid because there comes a point where you never die you cannot die
That's the point I'm at right now.
And I wish I had gone myself.
I haven't died once tonight.
Wow.
Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Oh, Breeze!
A jolly good fell!
Oh, Breeze!
A jolly good fell!
Oh, Breeze!
A jolly good fell!
Oh!
Because I have hours in this game.
going to get to the point where like when you when you know all the ins and outs and the little the little
like way is to like bait zombies and get out of this and that there is a place where you don't die
that's another game it's a skill gap it's a skill gap and i'm not saying i'm better than you i am
but i cannot say that even though i am like harbor down that uh that uh that's the the joy of
this game is you get better and better and better getting better at this game is like getting better
developing the same thing about Tarkov you can say the exact same thing any new player in Tarkov was
to kill themselves in real life for the first thousand hours one that we we see a guy with
250 hours and we assume he's a cheater. That's insane. 250 hours and we assume he's a cheater
because that game is so goddamn insufferable that that 250 hours is nothing.
You probably don't even make cheats for this game. That's how it's done for you.
I
Didn't get me to submit this game is easy come on
I haven't died once yeah
Only because of me. I've been keeping you safe by a guy who learned how to code on the weekends
He works at Best Buy hates his mom made this game to show her that he can make
There I'll see fuck this guy
I
Mean this game is I
Played that you can turn up the zombie. This is like a tenth of what you can make the zombie by the way
You this game would be fun if I just said
Like my old job would have a shutdown for the holiday season for two weeks
I feel like if I started at the beginning of that shutdown and be like alright
I'm fucking grinding this game for two weeks straight. It would be fun
But this is
No gas in it, boss!
It's incredible.
It's actually incredible.
No gas in it, boss!
They ain't got no gas in it.
No gas in it!
No gas in it, boss!
Dude, you want to play a real, you want to play a real, real Zombie?
You turn up the zombies 10X and you create an extra helicopter in Louisville.
And all you need to do is get to the extra helicopter.
That's your only objective.
Whoa
Wait, do we sell it a month anytime you see a zombie the game shuts down
I'm just gay guys. This is actually a really good game. I just very it's it's it's just horrible
You're absolutely correct
You should make a bottom of this game that when you die, you die in real life.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, you guys have any experienced sprinter zombies?
Can you imagine?
Oh, I can imagine.
That sounds something that is probably visibly imaginable by anybody that's over the age of like, I don't know, like seven.
Listen, if you guys ever get depressed, you know, I don't know, something happens in life.
I am right now.
or just your chemicals and rain, whatever happens, you know, whether it's circumstantial
or chemical and you just want to suffer.
I am circumcised, yeah.
I am circumcised, I think you're rescue.
I am, in fact, yes, circumcised, I appreciate you taking the initiative.
No tellmakes in this region, sir, but I don't know what that has to do with Project
Zomboid.
Oh, trust me, oh, trust me, it can get worse, oh, it can get worse.
How?
I'm on a fucking binder right now.
Hey, you want me to show you, John?
I'd be happy to show you.
I...
My man, I'd be happy to show you real pain.
I'm so sick of it.
And I'll show you my cock.
I will, huh?
So sick of it.
I'll do it.
I will fly to where you live.
Portland, Oregon.
That's where I live.
seven seven seventy two um uh uh
penis lane penis line there's a penis
line is penis line or Portland or
it's ball being ball being ball being
there and I will show you my cock
fire out and then we'll play then
we'll put then we'll suffer together
we'll really suffer together
the car ain't got no gas in it
they ain't got no gas they say a hundred
seventy-fourth time's a charm peanut
Holy shit!
Oh, they got no gas in his mouth!
Oh, they got no gas in his mouth!
I got an edged stream. I've just been watching peanut play for 30 minutes.
Dude, I'm still alive, dude. I'm still alive in the military camera now.
I've been edged for 45 minutes, dude.
I'm in the military area. I just cooked a pot of soup.
Cooked up on a soup on an oven in the military
He's got it that's suffering. He's got it. Oh, I got it. I got a frag grenade
We give all your big pile and boom up
I'm down if you're down
I just gotta get back there. I'm walking the whole way there, so taking a little bit of time.
Taking a little bit of time. Yeah, my car broke down a while ago.
I'm close. I'm close. I'm very close.
Okay, I'm here and I'm waiting and I'm ready.
He's got that APC. Give me those.
Oh dude, I'll do it. We'll get that ABC up and running
I died because I tried to run over 200 copies at one time. Ah
That happens. Hey listen, I've been there
I've been there. Oh, we got chewing tobacco. That'll do that'll do
Someone see if there's bad boy way seven six two carton
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Please come on, come on, come on baby let's fucking go, let's fucking go.
Seems like it stopped there, seems like you kind of cut short there.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit. Oh, let's go.
Hey, there we go.
Hey, we go. I'm on my way.
Give it a go to I'm here, baby.
I'm here. I'm ready. I'm wait.
Well, we are. But we are back.
We are back, baby.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
It keeps stalling.
It keeps stalling.
But I'm making my way towards you, boss.
The engine keeps turning.
Take your time, sir.
I'm living in...
I'm literally...
living in...
paradise.
I think it actually fully dies, because now the engine light is even coming on.
I mean, that was it.
Are you so intense?
I'm dead serious.
Oh wait, oh!
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Shit.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking.
We're cooking.
We hold on now.
Oh
Not now hold on now
Hold up wait a minute something a right something a right
You tell yourself give it as long as as long as this destination is downhill
He should be good. Ah
Perfect. I got a better car. I got a better car
Oh my god dude. I found an M16 with 5 boxes of ammo.
Move! Move! I have no joke. I have an M16 on my body with 30 boxes of ammo and then there's
a two-egg scope I don't know how to put it on there and a 75 round drum mag back at the other thing
there's also a spad as well
ooh I did I got a like a world war two military G
really and I got the key we can do whatever we want dude more just like T I said you can have
whatever you like you can have whatever you like you can have whatever you like
What was there what was there what was there
What was your boss? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm at the military place. I mean I mean I mean it
I'm leaving you shit. I see you out of the gas
Go go go
Yeah, I keep up right here right here. All right. Okay. Okay. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I got my flashlight on
You should see me very easy. I'm to the left of the I'm to the left to the left to the left
closet that's my stuff that's a different guy
he's driving you hear me I see I see I see I'm on the paper I'm going I'm going
over the right okay over here it's literally completely safe over here my
stuff I only my stuff the way I'm just gonna siphon a little gas oh my god my
stuff is not the same spot.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, well.
Well, that's tough, my big god boys.
That would be a great time for that grenade.
All 200 zombies are still in the car.
What are we guys doing?
We're going to be quick.
Hello to big time.
I'm not sure, but I got the grenade. Let's do it
Oh
They're in here with me. Oh my god
Give it give it now be a great time for that bomb
I'm coming let me just let me just throw some things in the car here cuz I'm a heavy boy
I'm a heavy boy
I got the m6
Come and leave the key in in case I die
Okay, so you guys be happy, okay?
Fair enough
Fair enough
Right here right here do it right here's a perfect spot right now
Right here, okay
Come on, do it! Come on, Mr. gimmick!
Okay, okay, hold on, uh...
I got it.
Come on, Mr. gimmick!
Where is it?
Right on me, bud!
Oh, my God.
You see him? You see him, bud?
Holy shit!
The two I tried to run over with the BG.
Oh, my!
You call these guys I am see it. I'm see it do it again
Give me this shit. I'm quite important. You have another one
Anastas they're all dead
Jason dedication. Oh
my god
Give it give it give it. I need you to get another quick. Please please please give another green boss
That was it. Yeah, that was it. Perfect, perfect, perfect. That was my one grenade.
We can find another one. I need to get my stuff back. All my shit in there.
Okay, hold on. I got an M16. Let me equip this.
You're gonna kill these guys. You're gonna kill these guys.
I'm ready. Are you ready?
already
but I'm actually gonna get rid of them, I'm gonna cook it right now
I'm gonna cook it, I'm doing pretty good
Well I already have a site on this camera
We're gonna clear them up boys
I don't need my new site that I got, okay?
Oh
Shit, that's a bit more than my I'm me on it here. I can handle
Mr. Pant
Do you see all the bodies though, I do I do see all the bodies I do see I'm very pretzels
And I'm gonna sneak past them I've got my stuff okay, just keep them busy
Keep his head to the ceiling. Keep nice and busy, all right?
Keep him nice and busy. Fuck it, I'm gonna grab this bad 12.
Go, go, go!
How long's your D time?
Oh, I'm jammed.
There we are.
I got the Spice, I got the Spice, I got the Spice, I got the Spice.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna help ya, Bards, I'm gonna help ya.
Yeah!
Get him, get him, get him!
Yeah!
Get him, Bards, get him!
Get him!
Why can't I be look oh, yeah, and open these bad boys up?
Hold our if you need to do extracurricular things
Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Take it down. Take it down.
He's gonna squeeze guys out so I can get my other gun
We're doing pretty good, Mr.
Kevin. We're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
I'm gonna be loaded.
Little bit of reloading.
I need some badges.
I need some badges.
I need some badges.
All right, we can go ahead and need to unpack a couple more boxes am
How do you how do you get a flashlight if I did have a flutter how would I how would I use it?
right-click it equip to your belt and then
Hit the hotbar button and it's just on forever
This guy has some good shit on him
Should I use a 10 a 10 X or a 2x of my m16?
I think it depends on like how far you want to shoot them 2x if you're gonna be doing medium range
I would say 2x because I do it like a first person shoot you always do 2x but you know
it depends on it depends on range you know how you hold down right click and and your aim is
like crazy until they get to a certain point. Yeah. That's that depends on your
optics. Yeah. So you'll be able to do that huge from a 12 X. You have to be pretty far away.
I mean, it might be safe.
There's a hundred and fifty round drop bag.
Oh, double balls.
The bone tag! The bone tag!
You didn't see that? What? You didn't see that?
Huge, huge! Oh, I got an EXPS1. I got an Eotech side.
Okay, red dot.
Oh my God, I found an M41. I found an M41.
What?
Beautiful. Oh my God.
I'm still doing the M16 here. It's effective, a little slow,
But but it's working it's working out and we might actually clear this place out. It's a bullet's bandal here
It holds your ammo so it doesn't it reduces the weight for ammo like a ton. Oh
So ammo's not destroying your weight
Guys a good aspect back on I'm gonna be acquiring that at some point
Yeah, fuck him. Fuck him. He's been leveled.
They're playing me load faster too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's a skill.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Bulkie ammo can care.
I am out of ammo. I am out of ammo. Switching to crowbar.
I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'll be back.
If I can get my 30 boxes of 5 out of 6 right here, we're good.
Let's sort of where my things would be just so we did people
When I be under the car, I died in the driver's seat. Where would I be?
You'll probably be right outside. Oh, it's gonna be tough cuz I grenade
Yeah, oh
Wait, oh wait all the bodies. This is me. They all just turned into skeletons, which I've never seen before my entire life
Yeah. Um. Yeah.
Well, on the bright side, there's a lot of military zombies that have like fully good gear here that you can fully gear up video, but video, but I had 30 boxes of five. I'm sure she would say you 30 boxes in 30.
Oh, that is a tough one right click the car so you can pull a body out
30 boxes you were running around with 30 boxes how are you not dying of weight
I
About my business about my game. I can't start the party for some reason
grab
My in there
Yeah, I see Matt. I only see maggots. I see maggots in there
Think it's it can't be gone right doesn't happen it's happened
I think it's a mod so I mean I found a mind that is so old I
Don't know. I don't know is it this guy
We hold on the meat
this
Hey cars is tired
Is it zeroed?
I
Don't know this might not be good
How I put my stuff on the m4a1
Unload the boxes if you have the mags the gun and mags in your not your bag. Oh, I just got
sight on it
Hold on, I got a-
I'm going to bed!
Good night!
Godspeed, sir.
Good night, Mr. John, good night!
Good night, man.
Um...
You...
Uh...
You should just hit R and it'll auto-pack your mags and load it into your, uh...
...your shit.
How do I put my son on my gun?
Uh, right-click your gun, and there should be, uh, there should be an option to, like, attach if it's in the-
Yeah, but there's nothing under it.
then it's not compatible mate you might need a rail or something wait that
literally like right it's a eotech the drum bags and my scope are all not
compatible mmm oh here here here here I got one
There's a flashlight.
Oh, there's a flashlight.
Dude, I've seen like five flashlights.
There's flashlights everywhere.
Ooh, another M16.
Three M16s in here.
Oh, look it.
There's 12 Stannag mags in here.
Grab them.
Grab them.
I'm going to use one Stannag mag.
Ball Mag the bull sack bag you want this every product you want the 75 round drum one
No, no, no, I mean are you sure you know what these have ammo at them? No, cuz cuz no cuz they this will get the R thing
Okay, you're good. I'll take a listen. I'll just take an M16 nice and easy here
Yeah, I can't I still can't put this stuff on here
unless you grab the
You grab the screwdriver. Yeah, it really says under here. They can be attached to an m4. I want a salt rifle, but I can't
You're you're right clicking the m4 not the attachment right with the m4 puts attached to the only thing it says is back
Okay, hold on let me let me go. Oh attach
Oh, that's no, no, that's yeah, that's to attach it to your back your sling
That's not it. Hold on. Let me go grab the scope here. Let me let me see I can
I dropped all my shit over here somewhere. I dropped my scope
Oh
It's gonna be very simple check this out check this out. It's a rack named
Rack the gun. Yeah
Oh
Wait, I'm still asking unfold stock. Oh unfold the stock guys unfold the stock
Yeah, how we will how do I put the being on the thing?
Oh
I don't have a screwdriver anymore because I gave it to you
I did I I I have a screwdriver, but you were you right you right?
All equipped a screwdriver
Oh, maybe maybe
Maybe
I still is there's nothing under attack you can try
You can try the crafting menu on your left side. Let's see a weaponry
No, that's that's not it. That's not it. Oh drop the gun and drag the attachments
Okay sounds
I
Still don't understand how that works. I don't
Um, you need a table. I need a table.
Uh, oh, there's tables.
You like any old table?
I don't know.
I'm gonna figure this out, too.
Okay, there's a table.
I'm in front of a table.
A table?
Device options.
No, that's not it.
Really, it's any table.
I have a table now what can maybe equip in both hands
I had it come up earlier I had it come up earlier. This is challenging. I don't have to be on the line
I don't know how to use this she's very complex
This is highly complex
I literally saw it earlier
Move gun screwdriver and ATCH MNT to primary what is it ATC MNTH?
Where's that I
I don't know screwdriver and gun need need to be in inventory and then you hit upgrade
So you okay, you have to unequip it make sure it's unequipped
Make sure it's unequipped make sure the screwdriver and the gun are in your main inventory
Not a backpack
And then you right-click
Okay, and then upgrade
and it needs a rail.
I don't believe that it needs a rail.
I believe that if I only had one attachment,
but I've got multiple, I have multiple different
attachments here that you do not need a rail.
Like for instance, when I'm playing Darkoven,
I don't need a rail to put a eotex on it.
That doesn't make any sense.
You do need a rail to put an eotex on it.
You don't the rail comes with the gun
An M4. Oh, oh an M4. Oh, you have an M4 not an M16. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm forced to try default comes with the rails that like
You're right
Oh, can you remove the carry handle carry on it carry here? I don't want and for zone how carry handles
They do by default actually they do oh, yeah
I don't know. I don't know how to do that.
Wait, I keep getting more to do it. I'll get you flat surface.
I'm going to go ahead and go over here to this table.
This crack of lack.
Also, isn't this nice that we killed every zombie in the area?
This is nice. This is very nice.
We're just exploring, doing a little this and a little that.
I have a another scope that I want you to see if it see if it does anything
that place the item
What does that mean oh
You can that's just where you can like put it put it somewhere in the world
You know what he's placed on the table you you're looking the end can I just say peanut you're looking
You're looking ready for combat. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you nipples out there nipples hard
It pulls out the hard
Combat here try that try this see if this works
What works I don't have a
I got a place on this table
Okay, did it work? I don't know I
Don't know. Oh wait hold on man for might be gone forever
Wait, I am for God. Oh
Hey
No, no, no, I see it I see it I see it I see equip and grab
It's on the ground no, it's on the table right there. Oh, it is. No, that is on the ground
That is in fact on the ground that is okay, that's factual that's factual that's big facts that's big facts right there, okay
Okay, okay, I think we're actually getting somewhere. I'm not even joking. I think I'm actually about to cook. I think I'm actually about to cook right here
Okay, all right. I'm excited. I'm excited. I have
Whoo, okay, it's on the table now. It is now on the table
Now I will equip
my
How do I get my screwdriver out of my belt?
Uh, right-click and, uh, or just, if it's in your belt, that means it's a hotkey, so
you just click that.
Or you can right-click the screwdriver and the M4 on a table.
Now, that would like you.
Now.
Now.
Okay.
Yes, I don't know.
But I'm very interested in you.
I'm very curious.
I'm very curious to know how to do this.
I'm a curious little kitten.
This is symbol.
I don't know if that's, you put on the seat left enough, you've done enough for one day.
Hey guys.
I didn't see everyone as compatible for that one attachment, try the M16A1, no they
are.
one right there I see m41 assault rifle the eotech and then on this one it says
m41 right I saw say right there the middle yeah these they're definitely
compatible oh shit get wait put the gun the attachment and the screwdriver wait
hold on one that guy say it's went away we both of them in your hands and see
You put the site in one hand and the screwdriver in the other.
That doesn't know.
I've done this before and it's just right clicking the gun and it should.
It should do it.
Some are maybe some mod or something's weird, but I've done it before and it should just
be right click this the gun and install ridiculous.
This is not the way it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to right click the gun and it installs.
I know that for a fact.
This is ridiculous.
We equip the gun.
We equip the gun.
Okay.
Unequipped.
Okay.
Did I place the sight on the table?
That should not.
All of that shit is not should not be a thing.
Wait, you forgot to spin it around three times.
But I think one guy is actually trying to help me.
Hold on.
When you hear something, I'm hearing you answer.
The enforce completely unloaded remove the magazine and any chamber round.
Okay.
But how would I go about?
I don't think it has magazine in it.
But how would I go about removing?
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't think I had to chamber around because it doesn't give me an option to un-chamber the round
So we're already there and then
Place the screwdriver the gun any attachment into your main inventory or reachable bag
Unequip the gun if you are currently holding it right click on the gun in your inventory
It's like the upgrade option. Okay, so place the gun the screwdriver and the attachment in your inventory
Okay, so I'm going to unequip so now the gun is right here
The screwdriver although bloody is right. They may be can be bloody and then also the EO tech all in my inventory
There is no upgrade button. Can the screwdriver not be?
Bloody I'm hearing you indeed need a rail. Hold on. I saw a rail over it. Let me find the rail
I'm just no way to rail. There's no way that's that's true
I know that that's how real enforce work, but this game may have whoopsie poopsie
I don't know. I know that real enforce do have by default a
Compatible rail
This is crazy talk
This is wackadoodle talk. What the hell is going on?
This is wackadoodle talk.
Usually this is not the case.
I don't know what's going on.
Let me...
This is wackadoodle talk.
Also, if you're starving to death, come over to the left side of the road.
There's a little portable here where you can get a little sip.
This is...
Get a little treat.
This is wackadoodle talk, it is.
I'll tell you that right now.
Oh, oh the rail. Oh go check the semi truck that John drove in what about it? They're saying the rail was in there
You know the truck drove in?
That's semi that John drove in. Yeah in the truck. I don't talk to inventories
That thing does look in the glove box. It had like fairly new guns and shitload of ammo and all kinds of shit
They pick a tiny rail
Well, I've got a Picatinny rail, a Picatinny, Picatinny, Picatinny rail, now, Upgrade Picatinny
rail. Wait a second. Wait. Wait, I can only add a bipod. Nothing else. Oh, it's a bottom,
a bottom rail what is going on it sounds like it sounds like you need a rail
wait so you're telling me that I need a rail for the top part wait so that what
that what's that real called I don't know the poopy poopy poopy rail I think
is a poopy scoopy rat. What a STUPID STUPID THING!
Okay, I'll tell that to Nikita.
Nikita doesn't make this game.
Yeah, but his game does the same shit.
What is going on?
Imagine playing- imagine Nick Merck's playing fucking Tarkov.
I guarantee you he had the same conversation.
I
Can't just put a sight on this gun. I need a fucking rail. What the fuck is this?
He'd play this game what the fuck he's going on
Guys, I gotta hit the gym. All right
No time for this shit. I'm gonna hit the gym
Come on guys. I need a goddamn rail to put a flashlight on my gun and call a duty
It just comes with what the hell I may be the number one limbo player in the world
But I I still can't figure out how to put a damn shot on my gun
Short joke by the way, it's missed it a short joke a short joke. Oh a short joke
Oh, is he short?
Is he short?
He's short, he's short, he's short.
Oh, shit.
You guys get buffs so easy, dude.
Dude, these motherfuckers.
These motherfuckers get buffs so easy.
Leave fucking going.
One 30 minute jog a year.
And they're rebuke.
Yeah, they're absolutely yu-
Dude, short guys actually, I'm telling you, they lift a dinner plate and bring it over to the kitchen table and they've got a 6-pack and their biceps are massive.
It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
They lift one heavy box and it's like fucking He-Man with the sword of power.
Exactly. They're hoisting it into the air and all their muscles just pop like fucking water balloons.
I can't find any water or food.
I told, literally told you.
Go to the left side of the road.
I can't get to the left side, cause there's a fence.
Cross the street.
No, there is not a fence.
Yes, I just went over there, there's a fence.
Okay, alright.
I'm coming.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
She, she, she, she, she!
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot!
I
You are oh guys if we water come over here follow me
Okay, are you trying to shoot me though is that no no
Maybe
Okay
Really my oh
The 150 round magazine does go into the m4a1. Thank God. Okay
All right, I'll come over here. I
Gotta drop all these other mags
I
Wait wait, what do you got a lot of you?
All these max empty what the fuck over here
I'm unless oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, there he is
There he is
Where's the food water?
These mags I loaded are empty.
OK, well I have zero ammunition over here.
Unlabeled can of food.
That's how delicious.
OK, well eat that.
And then the water, right here.
It's a little portable.
We'll save and grace.
The oven is on.
All right, the oven is on.
We've got bread.
We've got stale bread.
Coming at you.
Delicacy take you a delicacy
Can you can you I give a crowbar still?
I'm crowbar
Wait, you do you have a crowbar I do have a crowbar, you know no, but do you have like you actually have a crowbar?
Yes
Yellow me as I have a probe
Are you sure or no?
Look look at me what you look at me
See that what I don't know what you want you see them what you're not seeing it. Yes, I'm doing what are you doing?
No, okay. No, that's awkward. You can't see what I'm
I hear what you're doing. Oh shit
Okay, wait, I don't know how to swap all these mags. So I'm gonna go ahead and drop every mag that I have I
Thought all these mags were full
So I'm also gonna drop. I'm gonna drop every mag except for the hundred fifty round mag
Okay, so you take this 75 round back to the majority that
We need to find ammo for this shit
Oh, you got it? Hold on, yep. Wait, what's that? Gotta do something important. This is
a confusing game. Yeah, I'm not a voter. I'm not a voter. I'm not a voter. I'm not a
Oh
Fucking mega-tropolis
Going from skyscraper to skyscraper
41
Jumping off the top of the parachute. Oh
That sounds amazing sir. They don't you mean he was alive
What's going on
Nothing
We all wait. What am I doing right now? I
I don't know. I don't know. I have an empty M16. I'm actually gonna drop it on the floor.
I'm gonna drop all the weapon parts on the floor and I'm gonna-
Wait, wait, wait. Fun fact about crowbars, crowbars were invented so crows could drink at home.
Oh, die immediately.
It's time to die.
Boop, boop, you're dead.
Boop, you're dead.
Boop, sorry, buddy, sorry.
Oh, were you alive?
Oh, not anymore.
Boop.
Good, thank you.
Are you living?
Thank you.
Stop.
Stop it.
Now.
Oh, you're alive?
Absolutely.
Not anymore.
Boop.
Boop.
Thank God, Jesus Christ.
And he's dead.
Jesus Christ.
All right, okay, there's one thing, there's actually one thing we can do.
Go deeper.
Let us both go and die in a great city.
Wait, hold on. I want to go die in a great city as much as the next guy.
That's the next guy, but I need to buy a rail.
Well, we'll find, okay, well let's find the rail
on our way to the big city.
Well, hold on, no, also you need to take that crowbar
and get this fucking take over here pal.
Oh, wait, where?
There's a take over here.
Lead the way, lead the way.
What over here?
Wait, hold on, got a step on this thing.
Got him.
Sir, currently packing your 150 round Ballstack magazine, so give me a little bit of time.
You're lucky you have ammo to pack it.
I dropped all my weapons.
I'm an Axe man right now.
Wait, where's the tank?
I over here, log and do it.
Holy shit, dude, look at all this shit.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
That's a hundred dollars.
That's good enough.
That's enough for me.
That's a spicy meatball?
That's a spicy meatball.
You mean the APC right here?
Yeah, we gotta crack it open for real, Goopal. You know what I'm talking about?
I'm sure if I can crack this open with a crowbar.
Are you stupid?
Yeah, I think suit actually or no again. I have no idea. Thanks God a suit, right?
This thing's so good gun on it, but I can't do nothing with this
Are you a shitload of ammo in the first take you died in yeah, I did but I like all the bodies disappeared
Yeah, I wonder if it put it in the in the glove box like my chance, maybe
It's possible
It's possible. Oh, there's another one right here. Oh shit. What? There's that undead specter here.
Undead specter? A ghoul? A ghoul? Undead ghouls? Yeah, all that ambivalence is God. I had 30
boxes of 556, this is God. I mean Jesus Christ. That is horrible. That is horrible. That is just
Terrible. Oh listen, I got some even better than a tank one second. Stay there
combination bad luck
Wait, wait, wait, no, what did you do that you need that you need that that tank shoots
guns and
Bullets
From the guns or no, I honestly don't know you think so. I don't know I
I honestly don't it's in the armory. What's in the armory?
I
Do you know what I'm sorry?
Back of the tank looks open
Who's even mean you try to sex me. Oh, no, wait. Hold on wait. Yeah, you guys are not sexy me
You're so that sex me. It's sexy. I check this out. I got some even better than a tank
What you have some better than a tank of it's a military vehicle
so what what's better than a tank you're about to find out we need the tanks we can
I mean, I'm with you except oh
she's looking good.
And did you were able to pack up with
the go bar? No, the tank. No, I
don't do nothing. I don't know.
I couldn't do nothing with it.
Why not? I don't know.
Wait, wait.
Uh-huh
Yeah
Ready for the insight well, I don't know everybody just tell me that my stuff is back there, but I don't think it is
I'm pretty sure despawn. Yeah, I need these barred. I think this server
accelerates
Body decay for the sake of the
Well definitely didn't that definitely didn't happen the time of the body decaying is not what happened
Is my old bodies are still out there?
But I think what happened is that the server detects when there's like a thousand bodies in one specific location and then and then
Delete them all oh my god. It's a lot. See what I see
Because the grenade is probably grenade. Are you see what I'm seeing Mr. Texas?
See what I'm calling Mr. Dexter's body. Don't you call me Mr. Dexter's. I mean
Yeah
See what this is I don't even know what what is this
Hospital yeah, we gotta get a tank
Let's go get a tank real quick. Why is he like every car here works? You give me cars are
Welcome to the city, baby. I told you
you told me good where's the forces that where's the forces that I want to
force it's why I've come here it's gonna we're gonna wait for the force
force center force the force spot spot spot we're about to go to the force
spot we're the poor shit dude they changed this map they changed it
they used to be like you used to not be able to get through here
Oh
I see some cool. I see some really cool. Oh
It's like a charger, but it's a little beat up what kind of courses
It's just oh my god, I have to get
Wee wee wee wee wee wee
And she still drives like a dream!
And she still drives like a dream!
Or into Camaro into Camaro's!
Shee hee!
It's a Camaro, it's a Camaro.
Shee hee!
Now we're docking boys, now we're docking!
Oh it's stalling. I think the engine's a little bit, a little bit doohickey.
Yeah it doesn't, it looks like it's taking a few hits.
The engine's solved.
A lot.
Let's go up here.
Dude, if we keep going down this road, we're going to hit downtown.
Oh, it was that.
I mean, you know, we could just go bit by bit.
But if you really want to see the city, you can say you made it to Louisville.
Louisville?
Wait, is there any way to fix my car right now?
Well, no
Not in the middle of the street
It keeps stalling
Yeah, it's a it's dead the things fucking hit got hit by a bomb. I think you need to keep sell
You might be just a battery or something
No, I think it's the everything
You get out and look at the hood
I'm just gonna see what's wrong with the car because if it's a battery we can take it from another car real quick
Yeah, oh, what kind of colors we're looking at
It was the battery oh
It was the bad it was the battery
You know we'll bring a battery back later. We'll grab a battery bring it back
Well, let's go grab a battery in the city and we'll bring it back. Yeah, we'll bring it on back from the city
Perfect. I like how when I look ahead, my character stands up in the car.
You're going crazy. You're going crazy, boss. You're crazy too.
Ooh, the ghost ride in the world.
All right. You've officially made it to Louisville.
And they say they said it couldn't be done and they said I couldn't do it
But here I am
In the city of dreams dreams really do come true
What is this?
University
Good college
We take it to the porch place take us where the Porsches live. I want a Porsche
You just never gave me this game. Oh
Absolutely, there are
Every car in this game if you I mean if you mod it you can literally get literally
What
What is that you sit you just run over a pig
That's a sheep. That's a sheep. That was a pig. Fat one. Fat pig. I'm jumping. Why is it taking so long to drive down the road?
Because my fucking game is loading this city and every fucking zombie in the city.
I'm floating literally 7,000 zombies into my into my ram right now
Lord hurry it up. Do you want me to drive?
Yeah, you know what you drive. I mean dude, we are downtown right now
Yeah, yeah, you drive. I mean, I'm fine. It's just when we when I drive wait hold on now wait
No, no, stop goofing around again
That's me. So often stop your goofing
All right, take this day take us to the Porsche dealers. I think it's the idea. I think it's the where the forces live
to be sir, excuse me
To be there actually isn't a car dealership in this city. That's crazy cars. I have no idea
I have no idea
Okay, wow literally 30 sec less than 30 seconds and you've had a head-on collision
Yeah, I'm at two frames per second.
Where's the Porsche dealership at?
Where's the Porsche's at? I don't know.
Where are the Porsche's left?
Dude, I don't know.
Who do I games?
Whoa! Look at that car!
You see that car in the parking lot?
What is that? What is that?
I don't know, but I'm...
I crashed.
But you...
Well, you came back.
You were going too.
I guess I need to go to the Jason file myself
Looks like I need it. I'm not gonna do it because it's
Just boom back up
That's it. That's a teetop. That's a teetop
Apparently a teetop. What is that a good one teetop?
But it's a T70Z teetop. Apparently sounds pretty I need a crowbar to get into it though
Hey crowbar
Okay, okay guys shimmy it open with a shovel or no I want to break the window because I would have the pristinness
Crowbar crowbar. I got a crowbar. I'm logging back in. I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be behind you a little bit in the end of the shit.
I found keys to a residence.
Okay.
Keys to a residence.
Oh shit, they bite me.
Oh god.
Give me give it. Where are you? There's there's like a ton of zombies. I'm booting back up. The gas isn't even open yet. It's still launched.
Where's the keys to this car?
The key spot any zombies body
If I need some any zombie around the car it could also spawn around it'll be like a little brown square
It's like a keychain
Leather a leather square keychain can also spawn in the glove box. You can spawn in nearby buildings
Yeah, I don't see the key on any of these guys. I need that crowbar boss. It could even be in the ignition. It could even spawn in the ignition.
Yeah, that's why you need that crowbar. I need to get that crowbar.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Wait.
I'm coming.
Hey, is this key out?
This is ridiculous.
Oh
You have the key ma'am, I have the key
That's my lady right here. She likes me or something
I know handsome man the apocalypse
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
I'm irresistible.
I'm irresistible.
A beautiful average sort of not, not, not heinous man.
Should I just wait the window?
I feel like I don't want to because I don't want to mess up how cool it is.
Uh, if you do do the passenger side because you don't want to break the driver's side
because then a zombie can just roll right up to you and bite you in the neck while you're driving.
He bite you in the neck while driving?
He's gonna bite him in the neck while I'm driving.
It's a Masterson Lady Z and it's completely green. Oh my god. We get this car right now. It's completely green
Do you realize the genius that you just uncovered what a zombie a zombie movie for the survival of the zombies?
A million dollar idea. You're fucking now. I'm running out of ammo. There's like thousands of zombies. You're shooting!
Well, yeah, that's how you kill zombies.
You dumb or something?
Well, not really I have six more bullets on
You'll still be fighting them. Are you are you are you was back in chief?
It says
workshop
Is different from the server and I'm out of ammo
John, you come back in any moment.
I can't get back in. Workshop item is different than the servers.
You see, it must have changed the mod or updated the mod or something about the server.
You are fucked.
Give me where are you?
I got carried away on a chariot like Elijah or was it Elijah?
I can't remember.
gimmick gimmick!
it is too many!
gimmick where'd you go?
I really sort of need to restart.
Goosey is...
it's 3.54 a.m. for Goosey.
gimmick gimmick where are you?
I'm just gonna go ahead and pull your stream up and watch this shit
Hey your crowbar
My crowbar has been eviscerated in the ether like my entire
We're just gonna go ahead and watch you. You got listen. There's surely a hardware store in town
I took every hardware store none of them out as a crowbar
No, I don't exist. You're the only one you the holder of the crowbar saying scallop or there's only one
Break the goddamn passenger window Jesus now. I want to ruin it. It's a cool car. I don't want to ruin it
It's not you can remake the glass you can remake the glass. How are you that?
That's working.
Glass work.
Move glass work.
Just go ahead and grab that pistol.
That'll do it.
That's going to be the difference.
That's the big difference.
That's the big difference right there, boss.
You should grab the night stick before the goddamn pistol
Why would I do that?
Night stick isn't a guy.
Because you're attacking zombies with a screwdriver!
No, it's a knife!
It's a knife!
Well...
It is a knife, okay, yeah, yeah.
Now I have to put my pistol in.
You gotta right-click the pistol in your inventory.
Got it, okay, there we go.
Now a quick to primary or secondary, okay, that'll do that'll do
That looks like a screwdriver which I said
Shit what the hell why isn't
Why is he putting the mag in the gun and put and then reloading the mag?
What is going on here? Oh
Yeah, I was gonna say
If you hold down our it'll all make sense. Oh you got guys great
Hey guys
easy peasy, easy peasy, easy peasy.
There's not literally 700 zombies coming because they hear a giant loud explosion.
You see that gimmick? That's how you take care of business. That's how you take care of business right there.
I'm watching this woman. Do I'm gonna kill these zombies? I've taken the school car
No, no, there's not these guys are nothing
These guys are nothing
These guys are nothing these guys are welding bands right there look at that oh
Let me tell you some gimmick. I mean I'm gonna kill zombies and chew bubble gum and I'm all
I
Need to get to that guard now sort of that together situation
I
Can see that you're learning the the the kiting in this game is is the most important skill
Not sprinting just a tasteful kite sprint the very short sprint when you need it
How do you do it?
Typically you wouldn't be shooting a gun in the middle of the ring, you'd be using a melee weapon, and then you'd be done already, but I can still see that you mastered the kiting, which is the point.
I see the damn car! That's why I'm here! I want the cool car and I'm getting the cool car!
I don't care if they have a million jobbies, because that's what's happening!
Well, there would have only been probably 15 if you had used your knife just that way.
The gun is a, unless you're like in-game or you just have infinite ammo, a fully modded
fucking 7.62x5.1 fully automatic weapon where you're still doing the single fire because
fully auto in this game is pretty good sometimes.
Uh, and these are nearly...
Jesus Christ!
I'm almost done! I'm almost done! I'm almost done!
You're almost done. You gotta get a couple more here.
Until the other 200 zombies that are going towards you right now
because they hear you shooting, uh, are alive.
You're almost done. Until that.
I
Know I'm gonna grab my screwdriver honestly, it's primary right
I'm just gonna say it the pistol or like early to mid game like where we're at right now
What why is he using my elbow? I
Have a screwdriver in my hand why is he my elbow wherever I break it?
Just do it just do it just do it just do it. I believe in you
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, oh, wait, here we go.
Okay.
Pop in. Jesus Christ.
You are dying of...
You are s-
What?
My pain.
There must be a modern server.
You should be dying because of how heavy you are.
I only have 15 out of 9. I was like, nothing.
15 out of 9?
That's nothing.
That's nothing. Why you why you will you have nine? What does that mean? We want to have nine
Your strength. Are you the skinniest man in Kentucky?
I've been working out buddy. I've been working out
Okay, I've been lifting weights and do it some jogging
Oh, it's a procedure this with full gas. Oh my god
Absolutely huge
This is your moment. I use the food water gotta find a place to the sink. Is it gassy's ever seen?
Everywhere has a sink yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Oh
That's not good. Hold on gotta hit that secret dude. I can't believe I can't log it apparently they need to restart the server
But goose is probably asleep. I hit that sink. Where's that sink at? I know there's a sink in here
Go to the bathroom. You're probably in it. You don't have a flashlight. I do a flashlight.
It's right here. It's right here. Good primary now. You hit it on your belt. Put it on your belt.
Then you can use hot key. Take your seat. Take your seat. Take your seat up. Take your seat up.
up
you can snack as well
Oh, it's like you got plenty of snacks
I'm just gonna be commentating man
I think you said it, I think you said it
of course, of course, of course, of course
of course, of course, of course
commentating face
let me tell you dude
as much shit as you talked
it's fuckin
45 minutes past your stream in time
it's actually 2 hours past my stream in time
That's right because the new time and you're still playing this game you get it you get it I
Do I do it so that no one else has to
There's something even side to you that has understood
No, I do this for others others don't have to hold
Welcome thing has taken home. No. No
No, no, no, you can't fool me.
No, I'm fooling you now.
You can't fool me.
You're ready to be fooled.
You're ready to be fooled.
Could you imagine a fool, dude, actually leveling up your shit, like making a compound, fucking
getting the sink hooked up in your base for infinite water, the filtering system,
grabbing three, four, five portions in a box truck.
I just talk about language dip dipping into Louisville with a fully modded in for
geared to the teeth
Tactical gear Lord have mercy. I'm out of bars in him. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm out of bus
Living on the outskirts Lord have mercy. I'm about a boss coming
That's where's his horse. Do you say that guys? That's the whole that's the only seven play this game right now
It's for a Porsche. I want a Porsche. I want it now. Where is it bad?
It's not a Porsche
Well, I guess you're the map has changed since I've last played by the way, so there might be an actual Porsche dealership
But I know there's a sports car dealership somewhere. Hop left and you're seeing hop ride
The Grand Ohio Mall. I mean, there's a lot of horses there
That's a mall.
Yeah, probably a bunch of people parked in a mall, right?
There, oh yeah, yeah.
It won't be a dealership, but you're going to find a bunch of good-ass cars in the parking lot there.
Oh yeah!
So I played a mod one time where the, uh, the, the wind condition, there was a helicopter on top of that mall.
And it extracted you.
And there was about ten times the amount of zombies, and it was, oh my god.
Oh, did you fart?
Oh, I farted so many times.
Oh my god.
if gaming if the gaming world falls apart and
It's six months from now war dogs is nobody's playing it anymore and
Well, she's trying to now
No, it's like anything but gg gta6 gets delayed until 2030
Summits playing starcraft 2
twitches and shambles
Then I say it you know if all that happens I
I say we start a Zomboid server with 10x zombies when condition extraction helicopter at the top of the Louisville mall
Just saying if all that happens if
Summit is manning Starcraft 2 that'll definitely happen. That'll definitely happen. We we got only we got war dogs and GTA 6
games. As much as I love War Dogs, it's a really fun time. That's not a game we're playing
for years. It's going to be a big blast of fun. It's like an Arma game. Yeah, you have
a big blast of fun. It's going to be a very successful game. It's going to last a month,
but it's also a game that you'll come back to like a year later for another month and
then a year later for another month. It's like a one month a year game that you'll
always come back to which is like what Arma and Daisy like a lot of these games
it's gonna be a successful game but it's not gonna be Tarkov it's not gonna
be it's not gonna be a 10,000 hour game oh but you heard that way I did I've
heard that way I like I am so ready for a month of fun I am so fucking ready
for that there's a purple car this is my am I the mall yeah wait it's yellow
okay little giant yellow square a giant yellow square for me was oh god oh god
oh god this is this is tricky to traverse this is oh excuse me mr. light
Hey, I have fucked this car. I have already fucked this car to oblivion
I have already screwed up this car matter
You're in condition your when condition peanut is the force is it is
Defined a Porsche
That's right. I see a Porsche. I bet it drive it into the mall into the center of the mall
And dying glory of course of course if you succeed I will gift you
oh god oh
50 subs 50 no make it something really big they like five there's like great like five
All right, you've pulled my arm. I'll give you five subs. Oh my god if you can find a Porsche, okay get it up
The middle of them all and dying glory
Is that an anime?
Oh my god
What the hell is that wait I close his car folksy plan. It's cool. She's car
Dude close. He's on
this whole time
Okay, I will say I'm gonna make an edit yeah, I will count that car
This car she got here. He's gonna do if you drive that in the middle of the mall and
dying death and glory I
will count that a
A big five gift. Oh my god. It doesn't even work. Are you so serious? Why does it work?
You can't put a car like this out here pristine condition. It doesn't drive
Check the engine. There's no way
Is it the engine no way proceed
Got no gas miles
They're not got no gas, you know
Honestly, it probably ain't got no gas in it
Yeah, everything actually looks yeah, everything's being yellow. It actually
Ain't got no gas in it. Ain't got no gas in it. Ain't got no gas. Is there a gas station right here?
0% remaining
Damn it, dude. I could have given you everything I had I had like I had a gas can and everything
Wait, wait
1,075 horsepower? It says 1,075 horsepower
Wait in the trunk of the military car. I think I left an empty gas canister
Well, let me just go get it. Let me just go get let's go find a gas station
That too, but you're still gonna need
You just need like you can put it into a water bottle you can put it into a gas canister you can put it into anything
But you do need something to hold the gas. I saw a copy of my car that in that parking lot to the right I
See that I saw that I
I see that I saw that also see that little if you really play this game you see that little trailer
Yeah, eventually you get you get like a box car and throw a trailer on it. You can hold infinite loot
Was that a firebird that we just passed?
Yes, it's a fucking firebird
Oh my god, dude. There's a motorhome the motorhome you get you can literally that's like a portable light
That's a base
That's a firebird!
That's a firebird right there!
Fuck the firebird!
What do you mean fuck the firebird? That's a firebird!
That's a firebird at home!
That's a portable base!
That's a portable base!
That's a firebird, baby! That's a fucking firebird!
I mean firebirds are tight.
I'm with you, alright?
I'm...
Where's your gas station?
You saw a gas station?
That's a fucking firebird, man!
That motor home that motor home back there you can actually go into it like a building you have a sink you have a
Storage you have like so I take that one quick and make that my base
I mean if you wanted to play a long term that's the play
Where's the gas key turn? Oh?
Well, let me hold on. Let me just tell you real quick. I don't know
Fuck what fuck you fuck you what are you good for that?
Okay, look in cars look in trunks of cars. You know, you can eat my bars
No, you can eat my body you already I will you already ruined it. I will eat my bottle
That's fine. That's fine. It's like
BAM!
I don't like that motherfucker
You found one already. Yeah, I already did look at that. Well shit. Okay. There you go
You don't mind if I bring a little jelly, do you?
Oh, you could be a little jelly.
You could be a little jelly much.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
We literally had the gas station too. Holy shit.
The pump is empty, we need the pump is empty.
The pump is empty.
There's too many zombies to fill up the pump with gas.
you're still hitting the store for some reason. Okay, hit Q, hit Q. Like tap Q. Yeah, no thanks.
No thanks, Mike. I'm not trying to troll you. I'm trying to say, so you get them all on
you and drag them out, drag them like drag them outside. No, I got, no, I'm getting
a little bit of fuel each time or you can just get 1% gas every time you go to a
fuel pump or or you can hit Q and drag them away
I'm done to fuel right now okay what we'll do the 1% we'll do the 1% that's
fine that's fine 1% 1% per run that's fine that'll do that's fine we'd be
done by now but it's okay he's actually filling up because I feel like
It is filling up we're actually that last one you just did I think you have
enough to get the car itself to the gas station if you wanted wanted to
Okay, oh yeah, we got it. Oh, yeah, we got it. Oh, yeah
Who's that car out again, dude?
You got this what can go wrong
Ah, I would love to join the server and help you if I could
I'm gonna come first right first right come on
It worked
Yeah, I won't start it won't start
It won't say what you need to put gas it ain't got no gas
Got no gas
I'll just put a little bit of gas in there. There's too many zombies. There's too many zombies.
There's too many.
No, it's the highest amount of zombies you can possibly do. I already know.
This is access to our shit. This is access to our shit. This is accessible shit.
Oh, God, give me the gas.
That guy's camping the gas pump.
Are you seeing this?
He's camping the gas thing.
Don't go back to the firebird when they're all on you.
Drag them away.
You have to go in a circle.
You have to go in a spiral.
You have to make sure they stay ag-view,
and you spiral in like up away,
and then you sprint back to the firebird.
Don't sprint though, don't sprint. Just walk, just walk.
Oh Jesus.
Alright, you got it, you got it, you're getting it, you're getting it.
You ready to have a sprint back, ready?
They have to be a certain distance from you to move that speed.
If you go too far away, they start wandering off.
That's why you gotta do a spiral pattern, a spiral pattern.
Okay, okay, okay, I can't push for some reason all right
This is horrible
I'm just going for the other car fuck all this fuck all this shit. I'm going for the other car
All right, here goes there, man, go up that street and take it right.
Actually take it right now.
Go through the alley.
We'll never see it coming.
Oh, shit.
There he goes.
Where's he going?
Where's the car?
Where's the car?
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Where's the car?
It's like all the way at the end of that street.
It's all the way at the end of that street.
I
What what are you doing? What are you doing?
Backyards, I'm living boss. Oh
My gosh, I'm gonna quick crowbar. It's a quick row bar dude
There is definitely a crowbar in this plate, dude. Now you get it the elute potential in Zomboid
Elute potential
Grab the baseball bat at least. Jesus Christ. Why would I want a baseball bat?
That's better than your stupid fucking knife. It's an M9 bayonet, buddy.
It's an M9 bayonet. Oh
Yeah, well, I'd rather have a baseball bat
If you make that blunt damage, it's superior to the famous game.
You got 100% unless you have a Fire Axe.
Gotcha!
Then you go and stomp on there.
No, I'll let that one live so he can tell his zombie friends.
I'm gonna let that one live so he can tell his zombie friends what I did here today.
Fair enough, fair enough.
And we have no fear me.
We'll fear me for many zombie generations.
I'm gonna tell you
There's a crowbar yeah
There's a crowbar in this facility. It was tell me go get the RV that some guy says get the RV you're tweaking dog
Have you get the RV?
The RV isn't gonna get these zombie bitches at all. How many zombie bitches am I gonna get with a RV?
You
Get with a porous body. Are you crazy? Oh
Oh
RV oh, yeah, dude so many zombie bitches will be all of me. Yes, sir pal
The the horse that we need you're forgetting one thing what?
The car you drive is your home. No
Yes
Do you have home?
In this game in this game. No
Car you drive is your home and I
Wanted to be a lot of room for activities. Oh
There is a lot of room for activities why am I got run is those alone?
Because see on the right side one of your 17
The lungs there you're exhausted why am I overloaded I 40 out of 18
23 out of 11. That must be it. That could be it. That could be it. You don't know though
for sure. You don't know for sure. Tire pump. Good thing you have a fucking tire pump. Cause
that's coming to handy. Remember where I dropped that. Remember
I dropped that okay remember I dropped that hey that back later hey that back later hey
that back later you are exact you are in deep red exhaustion so what you if you really want
to survive what you need to do is lose these pack of zombies how we all jump the same speed
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
Line of sight.
Is that your max speed?
This is my max speed.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Oh shit, oh shit.
No, you're not swinging.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit, oh shit.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit.
Yep, those five gifted are gonna stay in the chamber.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You need to go through a house
losing
In a house because they have that car you will never find them in a straight line
Okay, you didn't go the way I told you you're you're you are you need to go to your right?
I am going to my right. I'm gonna go there all the time. I just passed it. Oh, just go back
No, no, no, you know you didn't go back to regular navigational activities
I told you to go straight and you you fucking zigzag through a bunch of parking lots and a bunch of bullshit
Let's tell you like this drink
Shit
Oh shit
There's the car there's the car ready ready buddy ready here we go here we go baby here we go baby here we go
Shit oh God I can't see I can't see
Bring your pledge like
I can't just breathe out right now!
Yes you can! You put it on your belt like I told you to!
You put it on!
Damn it!
I almost had the cool car!
I almost had the cool car that I've been breaking for for nine hours!
Dude, I'm not even...just to mock me even more, the amount of time I've been streaming is exactly nine hours and eleven minutes.
PORSE 9-11!
A PORSE 9-11 was always a harsh point!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Hey, you died in Louisville.
You died in Louisville.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. That's what matters most. That's what matters most. And with that, I'm getting off.
Yeah. And with that, I will leave you there.
I'm sorry I couldn't help. The server apparently needs to be restarted and I don't have the right mods anymore.
That's okay. That's okay boss. That's okay boss
Valiant effort sir listen you died in Louisville there was there was a
Like an post credit scene objective to get the car into the mall
But at the beginning of the night
I said you'd be hanging your head in shame if you didn't at least make it to Louisville, but you died in glory
That's right! I died in battle! In glorious battle! In Lewisville, Kentucky!
I don't know if you've read that article, but they say Lewisville, Kentucky is the number one spot to die.
It's the number one bleed-out spot. Lewisville, Kentucky is where everybody tries to die at.
Everybody tries to die at is Lewisville, Kentucky the hottest place in the U.S.
There's a joke that I'm not gonna say.
joke that I'm not to say I'm gonna say but let's just say it involves Logan Paul
is that the one from the Japanese forest yeah there is all right you said it
yeah they're saying it's the Japanese forest of 2026 it's the suicide forest
of 2026 all right okay well with your camp quarter out of right there all
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and get on off
get a nice tasty burger.
Nice tasty burger for me.
Tomorrow, you're not playing gimmick,
but let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something you're about to miss.
You're about to miss some big body.
You're about to miss some huge tomorrow.
They actually started about 20 minutes ago.
They are, they read it.
lighthouse map completely on dark really mm-hmm they read it they just
released it today finally there's a brown like cavern and stuff and like islands
you can go to apparently I have been waiting for that oh my god even like
shoreline my second least favorite map but the the changes they did on
shoreline made it so much better it's still shit don't get me wrong my god
it's so I know it is but I will say the change the changes made it good before
the changes that map was so bad now it's you know I respect it I respect oh my
god all right well good luck out there good luck but see the great players out
there making me play this game I appreciate that
No, this is my pleasure and you played two plus hours after your thing. So don't try it. Don't try it. Don't you dare try
I'm selfless. Just so no one else had to play it. You are welcome. You are welcome everyone. You are welcome
You are welcome. I played it so you did not have to you are so welcome
You're feeling it. Let me tell you something though. Can I just say something like single-player map and I mean this
This is not like, you know, it's obviously it's a little funny, but I mean this.
This is probably the best game I have ever seen in my life for taking a shitload of Adderall
and having no plans and being in a room by yourself for a full day.
This is probably the game to do that.
This is probably the number one game that just load up on Adderall.
all your plans and be in a room alone. It's gotta be. The actual facts. Yeah, big facts.
Big facts. Yeah, I'm telling you, that's gotta be the, that's gotta be like the matter. Honestly,
my, I might do that this Sunday. Dude, cancel your plans. Cancel your plans. Take a week
off. Project Zomboid. Dude, honestly, dude, look and, and whatever you want, like
whatever your gripes are with how the game works, there's a mod for it. There's a
I heard the player base really doesn't like the getting bit.
Yeah, I did.
There's mods for that.
Oh yeah, I know.
Popular.
Yeah.
As you've seen, popular mods.
Very popular.
Very popular.
He's gonna fight back.
He's gonna fight back.
Yeah, you gotta freak him out.
Lost.
Get lost, peanut.
Let the jelly take the peanut butter.
You and coconut at B have beef. Oh, he doesn't even know
He doesn't even know oh my god. Oh, I don't know. No, no, that's not you
So let me pray down for you, obviously miss everybody else knows all everybody in this entire channel except for you right now
Oh my god guys. Can you believe that he hasn't know the beef between me and coconut?
is everybody knows except for him, oh, last week, I know it's honestly I'm struggling to get it out last week he, he ran my mom over in a brinstrich, rest her soul, rest her soul.
RIP
Smasher soul and that's not even the worst part and that's I even it was yeah, they know
He then put that bitch in reverse
And did it again. It was so nice. He did it twice
So I'm very upset with him recently very upset with him recently. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
That was like two weeks ago about two weeks ago. Oh, I see I think it's about a week ago
You still played with them on War Dogs. That's why there was all that tension.
Sexful and otherwise.
I think it was about a week ago. Coconut B ran over my mom with a prince truck and then backed
up and ran over again. Almost exactly. Almost exactly.
I do believe the timeline suggests that it was about a week ago. He brutally murdered my mother
Yeah, I'm agreeing. I agree. Yeah, that's about right
That that's about exactly right that's I do believe that the timeline does say that about a week ago
He killed my mom in cold blood and I'm now motherless and mourning her to this day
Well, and for all of your future days, of course, and for here until eternity.
Ah, what's, what's, yeah, he's a beast.
He's just, you know what, you know what I, what I think about coconut.
He's just a bad, he's just a bad, bad guy, bad guy, you know, I was, you know,
he came over to my house.
were there. And he came over to my house and I said, listen, just
jerking a little. OK, just we're all boys. We're all got we're all
guys here. Just come on. A little flick. You know what I mean?
And he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, no, I'm only going to
jerk off gimmick. Remember that? Because then they started
jerking you off. So it was just it was just odd. You just
didn't want to you didn't want to be a team player and
talk about yeah I felt so bad about it but I what do you want to say no cuz it
be rude I well you obviously I don't blame you at all get it cuz he was I mean
he was drinking up good he's got good hand-checking yeah it's like you know
but I didn't feel like I got a lot of I didn't really feel like I was part of
well I mean you but like you he let you watch that's that's true he did yeah
that is we did let me watch that is true that is true actually yeah which is
not nothing. That is nothing. That is something. There's hope. There's hope. 100% 100% idea.
You didn't let me watch. And I thank you for that. I thank you for that. Well, it's
all I am, dude. It's all I am. I can't take credit for that. Okay. Well, that's what
I'll leave you with tonight. Yeah, that's what I'll leave with uh-huh. Yeah, that's what I'll leave with tonight
Yeah, fair enough. Um, I'm gonna go. I see tomorrow. Are you coming? Yeah to?
The uh, it's uh
The uh, the ceremony to celebrate
The
the week anniversary of the week anniversary of the
coconut brutally killed my mom
coconut brutally killed your mom
uh i'll be there in spirit
you know i'll be there in spirit
you know
we're there in spirit and then wednesday
i'll be there in real life and then thursday war dogs comes out
and everything changes everything changes
that's when the fire nation attacks that's when the fire nation attacks
and they have a charge the last air bender needs to master all four elements in time to fight the fire lord
yes we all we all know how that ends should we we should spoil that for everybody he does it he
does it he does it yeah so god damn he did that ends up happening um yep there's good that there goes
our aim there is a twist spell there is a twist uh so we won't spoil it for you but uh the thing
that the show is based around happen and guys big spoiler here the good guy um well you know
he wins the good guy wins yeah i know that makes a blitzers often for a lot of you guys but it's
the nicolodian show didn't go with the uh didn't go with the let's let the bad guy win yeah angle
yeah no uh and i was expecting i thought maybe for maybe uh the good guy the hero of the story
and his whole family to be slaughtered on the Nickelodeon show, but no, they
got me by surprise with a left hook out of nowhere, and the good guy in the
planet. The unexpected part though was Zuko gutting his sister by plunging his
hand into her chest and ripping out her guts in front of in the courtyard of
the Fire Nation Society. That was unexpected. We needed that. I do remember that. I do remember
that. So there was a twist. There was a twist. And then... And then Walt Disney. And then
Disney. And then Appa, they're flying Buffalo. Yes. Admitted that he could speak English from the
start, but he didn't let anyone know in the last episode. And he said, I know all of your secrets
now, everyone, and you will obey by every command or I will release them publicly.
publicly. I released the files and it wasn't crazy to realize that Opa was voiced by Morgan Freeman
himself. That's right. That's right. Morgan Freeman himself. I have to release the files. Yeah.
That was crazy. Yes. And then with that, that wasn't the craziest thing opposite of the end.
Opa right before the credits rolled goes, I know everything. Epsina is still alive. And I go,
and I had that was really
copy time like 15 years ago.
Yeah, 50 years ago, I said who I said, I said, yeah, 50 years ago,
I wasn't sure that was.
Well, I guess actually would make sense for him to be alive in the years ago.
Anyway, so it wasn't a big shock.
Literally true. I do.
Yeah, like, yeah.
Often it was right, but it didn't really have any is Jeffrey guy.
Maybe I don't know.
Are you talking about the New York financier?
New York financier Jeff Jeffrey Epstein. I guess he's still alive. Yeah, I mean why wouldn't he be alive?
I'm 15 years ago. I mean that does you know, I mean, I don't there's nothing to suggest that he wouldn't
Be a lot. That's why I was kind of like oppa. Why would you even say that that is really applied right now at the time?
It was a letdown, but in retrospect
prophetic
prophetic prophetic exactly
Exactly, it's ahead of its time the show was ahead of its time exactly
exactly yeah and he goes and as we all know the whole thing was kind of a
symbolism for the sir the Iran you know the whole thing was do you remember
that we didn't think that off of whispered under his breath right before
the credits rolled he goes in April 17 2018 there'll be a worldwide virus named
the name COVID and everything will seem to the world will stop stop spinning and
And I said, I said, Apa, are you sure?
I said, Apa, are you sure?
I said, Apa, there's no way that that's possible.
And that's what he said, though.
That's what he said right there,
right before the closing game.
And he said, in May, Rudy Glebert will make a joke
and touch the mic, and then the entire NBA
will be canceled until further notice,
and then it'll become real.
And I said, why is Apa referencing
the National Basketball Association?
This is hard to believe.
This is hard to believe. That's what I said.
This is hard to believe.
That's what I said.
What are we even talking about?
That's nothing compared to what he said in the second to last episode.
Where he goes,
he actually lives on a flat earth
and there's a dome
and there's
and there's
an article
is
fucking really tall
and the government
to kill you as a mountain if you try to go there. Yeah. And so I said, I said,
what are you talking about? But what are you talking about? Are you what are you
saying? And a few months ago, we found out in our because of giant mountain where
the giants live and in the wisps rule in the wisp court in the, you know, and the
ghouls and the ghouls rule underground as we just found out like three
months ago was like a real thing which is crazy that's right right like go like
cool court didn't think that was a thing I don't know what that is I don't even know
what that is well as well you didn't see the news like three months ago they
announced Antarctica is a giant mountain where the giants live in the wisps rule
and underground the ghouls live and there is the Google court you you might
How long ago did they announce this?
It's like three months ago.
I'm just saying, APA was right.
Hashtag APA was right.
What if it was like sooner than they announced this?
That wasn't so far away.
How long would it be if it was closer?
Like a week ago?
Is that better?
That's what I thought.
I thought that's it may that's it my dad I concluded that's what my dad
It was actually a week ago in time, you know as streamers time kind of just slips away
That's okay. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days
Yeah, um, but uh
That is what it is. That doesn't even top what
Opa said two episodes
before the last episode
But he said the penultimate penultimate episode would have been a believer
Christian yeah, and Frank was a Christian. Yeah kind of that
God dude that's controversial and Frank was saved
By the Lord Jesus Christ
Dad for our sins. That's that is not what I said
You were Missy everybody
Said she's a believer. I said I said I said a believer
Oh a believer like Justin Bieber. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah, sorry. I apologize. It's your ass on Twitter team
Get your ass on Twitter
Guys, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
He's right there, he's right there
Oh that was surprise
That was not a good view, big man
I was surprised by the way that was going the bee is it does a lot of work there
The bee does a lot of love a happy life. He's a lot of a happy left in that changes from that be a
believer a believer
Belieber a believer. Yes, so rest in peace Justin Bieber. Yes. All right, Pete. God bless
Okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and head on up
On that note on that note. Good luck with that give it
I'm blaming you.
I'm blaming you.
That's fine. You can blame me. Everyone hates me anyway.
I'm waiting for you. Are you back on?
I am, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tuesdays and Sundays.
Dude, Mondays are always weird because it's the in-between day, but...
Yeah, yeah, Tuesdays and Sundays.
She's not a good little lady, so she doesn't kill me in my sleep.
You make me, dude, I'm done yet.
I know I've been joking about it for about a year and a half.
And I know we have literally nothing to offer society in the slightest.
And we would probably diminish society as a whole.
We should do a podcast the people need to hear we have to say we got a lot to say yeah, the Anne Franks game
Do you know how many clicks that's gonna get a lot of clicks a lot of clicks a lot of clicks
We could do we could we could we could we could put our podcast on
Like where do people do podcasts where those go?
I think just YouTube these days YouTube is that where podcasts are Spotify?
I mean they're they're everywhere so so if you do a podcast you you just get like a podcast
aggregate and it just puts it on everywhere iTunes which nobody uses anymore except
for your grandma Spotify and Apple music yeah yeah yeah all that stuff you just
put it on one and the it just it just shoots it out everywhere but Spotify is
probably the biggest audio podcast platform but YouTube is the biggest
podcast platform by a landslide what if we debuted our
Podcasts with a live video
You guys come I seem to be like wait you being cocoa either and you guys come to my house
We make it really get a circle
Table and I'm there, you know obviously I'm a peanut so I'll have to get a big chair
But I'm there right and you guys are there and it's just it's in the cameras of the fourth guy at the table
And and we're and that's the first that's the first episode and then wait who's the fourth guy at the table the camera oh
The cameras the fourth guy at the table. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm in I'm in there. Yeah, I got a lot to say
I have a lot to say as well. I have a lot to say as well
Yeah, I think you know what you know what why am I?
Am I getting charged extra when my bag is over 50 pounds?
When 392 pound Rhonda is on the plane.
That's like four bags.
You know what I mean?
I got something to say.
I got stuff the people need to hear.
Okay, listen, I'm not playing with Rhonda.
I'm all powered to Rhonda.
Rhonda, we love you.
Rhonda, we support you.
Rhonda we go go get it girl like dude. Why am I paying for money with my bags over 50 pounds?
We're right
67 bags
Dude, I tell you a real story. What do you think Anne Frank's gonna get me on Twitter?
This was gonna get me on Twitter. I shouldn't say this right now. We're just like, oh, okay, then don't do I you always regret that
No, no, I'm not not really not even like keep it like keep it like I'm having it. I'm havin it up. I'm having it
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. I went to Z-Chem's sub-a-thon in New York last week
That's why I didn't stream a lot
On my flight back the last connecting flight I had back back home
It was a it was one of those three seaters, right?
And my flight got delayed and canceled and I had to do a bunch of shit
And so I didn't get the seats that I chose and so it just got whatever was available and it was a middle seat
I'm in there. I'm in my middle seat and and the whole ever and I'm the first one in the middle seat
Nobody else is there and I see a long line and I see
I see somebody coming I'm saying
Somebody hard to mess. Huh? Somebody hard to mess. Please not that one like bless or so
I'm not trying to be mean or cruel
but
And let's just say
It was her right a big
She was the aisle
and
Dude, I I'm really not trying to be mean here. I'm really not. Oh, no. No, I'm just gonna tell the story
She needed a seatbelt extender
And I was like it was noticeable and and I was like, okay, whatever, you know, whatever
I like I I actually feel bad for those people like dude. They must be so self-conscious
I'm not gonna do that
Yeah, you know whatever but it but it's still a thing y'all gonna laugh at ourselves
That's what makes the world go round like oh yeah laugh at ourselves
It is what it is a silly situation and then nobody else is going and the seat to my the window seat to my right
Nobody's there. I'm like, oh, this is gonna be fine. I'll just go to the window seat. We're gonna be good
everybody wins
And then in come in running
in running right before they shut the door. Another one. I in my whole life have never
felt so I was like a sardine this is not I am not trying to be mean but I have
never in my life felt so trapped honestly if the blade crashed you have a
pretty good sense of survival. I got yourself a double airbag.
highest chances survival. I think of any one that's ever been on a plane.
Oh my God, dude. Oh, yeah, that is a true story. I've never, I've never experienced that in the
flight. Usually you get one, right? That's fine. You know, the people are people that's all good.
And then you're on your other side, you're, you got plenty of room. I've never had the double,
the double the double wambo combo experience the double wambo combo ah my god i practically yeah
i barely made it out of there a lot i barely made it out there a lot uh hold on hold on let me hold
I would have never told that story on stream if you hadn't teased the ball it was it and
I have to reiterate, I know hate to these beautiful ladies.
All right.
Oh, hate at all, not even a little bit.
Very truly, but it was quite the experience.
Of course, of course, of course.
It was quite the experience.
Of course, what an experience.
And thank you for sharing with us today.
Guys, let's give it to Debbie,
give it to the chat for the show, brave.
We are so brave today.
What a brave man.
What a brave man.
So real and so true and so stunning and so brave.
You are.
Thank you.
You are.
I appreciate that.
So I just realized upon grabbing my phone
that it's fucking Labor Day and I'm going to starve.
Because all of them.
Which is kind of weird.
Everything because it's not Labor Day anymore and it's not places. I order from our 24 sevens or shouldn't they be open right now
Shouldn't it be open wait a
24-7 should be up on 24 7 and then the workers who work at those places get like double like the whole point of
Working at a fast food place. That's open 24 hours a day 7 days a week
Is that when you do have to work on a holiday you get like double pay and it's like great for people who need it
I have to understand why here's water burger is closed right now for some reason even though it's 4 a.m. The next day
They're screwing over their workers who want double pay. Maybe maybe they aren't closed and door dashes hasn't caught up yet
I don't know hold on let me check my door dash. Let me see and take your door dash
It might be it might be a thing with the holiday
Dude I got Jack in the box Denny's oh
Literally only Jack in the box and Denny's oh my god. I've never seen this
The only place is available are Jack in the box and Denny's on my door dash right now
I've never seen this so so
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah everything's close. Oh my goodness. Oh
Well, oh my goodness fighting jack in the box. You got a jack in the box or Denny's near
Dude, honestly, as time has gone on I can't really take it the box anymore. I
I know I'm a traitor to the to the to the fast
That's the thing.
Tiny tacos?
I just...
Howapennial poppers?
Dude, it's just...
I think I've eaten in too much...
I've eaten Jack in the Box so many times in my life.
I mean, so many times.
And there's only a certain number of times you can just...
I mean, because you...
Listen, I eat faster.
I know it's done.
But Jack in the Box is real.
Real...
That's real junk.
It is just crap on a plate.
Oh, yeah.
No, you're not wrong.
But boy, is it good.
Oh, my God.
in your pompers. Those tiny, those boxes, tiny, those boxes, tiny tacos.
It's good. Ultimate cheeseburger.
Yeah, when you, when you eat a jack-in-the-box, you know your piece of crap. You know your piece of
shit. You accept it. You accept it. Your piece of crap. Your piece of shit. Your piece of shit.
Every time. Yeah, every time. That's just how it goes. The first time I ever ate a jack-in-the-box,
I got food poisoning threw up for two days straight. But you deserve it because
You know what I did?
But you know what?
That's what was wrong one day, because we're all piece of shit.
And we're brave enough, we're brave enough to say it, we're brave enough to say it.
I will say it, I'm a piece of shit, and I've been jacked in the box probably a thousand
times.
And I will say it from the mountain top, I will yell it from the mountain top.
I'm a piece of shit, and I am jacked in the box.
But you can't go to jack in the box and pretend you're not a piece of crap.
You can't do it because then you're a then you're a bitch then add then you're phony then you're fake then you're fraud
You're talking about exactly
Exactly
All right, well, I'm gonna go ahead and get on up
Go see what's in your fridge. It's my fridge. It's going on your freezer. Yeah
Deep resensions of my freezer going on in there. Um, yeah, right sir. Godspeed. Okay. Okay. Well
All right, okay, Godspeed.
Have a good one.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'll see you on Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Wednesday.
And then on Wednesday,
then the next day after Wednesday
will be Thursday and Thursday is War Dogs.
Ah!
I know.
I know.
That's what's so exhilarating about it.
That's what's so exhilarating about it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh exhilarating exhilarating. Oh, oh wow. All right. Well, did I give it?
Yeah, I'm not keeping you here now get out right now. Get you out of here
I'm gonna mute up. I'm gonna say goodbye to my Buggie. There's all right. Adios dude. Adios
All right boys, all right that's enough for me.
We played a little extra today.
We went a little longer than we were supposed to.
A little extra, a little bit of that spice of life on top.
Little bit of that spice, little bit of that spice for lunch.
All right, little bit of that, that, that,
little bit of that, that, that, that, that hee hee hee.
Little bit of that, wah-hah-ee, wah-hah-ee.
Remember that dingle, the hee, the hee.
And that's how it goes.
And that's how it goes sometimes.
And that's how it goes sometimes.
The doozy floozy, exactly, exactly.
All right, boys, have a good night.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good night now, gang.
Have a good night now, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Have a good night now.
Rest up, rest easy now boys.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, boys.
Good night now, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Have a good night.
Good night.
Good night, everyone.
Good night.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night, everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now, guys.
Have a good night.
Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Sleep tight and do not.
Get out of here get out before they fuck you.
Get out quickly they're out there they're over the, I see them they're coming, they're
coming to fuck your ass.
Get out quickly get out boys quickly move on to it.
This is your final warning.
Oh, oh god.
Oh, oh they're fucking me.
Oh god they're fucking me.
Oh god I'll see you.
Hold on.
you
you
you