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TARKOV NEW LIGHTHOUSE UPDATE | LVNDMARK X HABIBI | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
09-08-2026 · 9h 50m
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I guess it's fine, I'm just a paid bag, was she fine?
Hey, give her a shoe, she died
Give her the shoe when she died
Hey, give her the shoe when she died
I came in that bitch with a knife
Bitch, let me take it alive, I don't have no guns
If you call up, we play it for fun
Fuck a bitch for a brand new brand
You gotta stop it, ain't nobody in line
I fuck a bitch for a pack
The bitch she sendin' my rap
The bitch, what she doin' about it?
Fuck a bitch in the back of the carry
Bitch I'm back in the room
I don't give a fuck, bitch, calm down
I don't give a fuck, bitch, back to bed
Little bitch, this is the last time I get you
Fuck you, I'm a son of a crisis
I'm a cold, I'm a man
Shit!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Fuck this!
Let's uh go, let's uh go.
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen.
I don't know if I've seen a more beautiful day.
I don't know if I've seen a more beautiful day, sun, a shining clouds, just around the
rim of the sun and nowhere else, a clear day, a beautiful day, a day of sunshine, of joy.
of hope. Oh, what a beautiful day. What a beautiful day. And 81 that saying I'm muted
will be cursed for 10,000 years will be cursed for 10,000 years. Your grandchildren will be born
with a lisp and they will and and everyone's gonna pretend not to notice it. But everyone's
gonna notice it. Sorry, I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. You've been you've been
cursed. You've been cursed. Your grandchildren will have a list. And again, everyone will be that it
It'll be that type of thing where nobody really talks about it.
But then when, but then when they walk away, they'll go, did you notice that list?
And they, and they go, yeah, I noticed it.
So well, unfortunately, unfortunately, sorry, sorry, I don't make the rules.
But that's, that's what's happening.
That's what's going on here.
Uh, you're silenced and that guy, and that guy who said, I'm in a different way.
Here is the plan today, boys.
Here is the plan.
I have got John Tarkov himself.
Mr. Landmark, of course.
Mr. Dark God, the Dark God man, the Dark God, the demon, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the destroyer, the usurper, the demolisher, the vaporizer, the vanquisher, the conqueror, right here, and then next to him I have
Explosive Enthusiast who just likes grenades for no particular reason, Habibi.
And we will be, and we, and we are dominating, we are dominating the new Lighthouse map.
Also playing a little bit of Labs, maybe a little Sum, Sum, a little Sum, Sum, Sum.
And then at 930 Habibi's gonna go and Cloaksy's gonna hop on it, it's gonna be me, Landmark
and Mr. Cloaksy, and that's the plan for night.
One more thing before we get in there, because honestly I'm kind of making them wait right
now, so I'm going to hop in.
One more thing guys, I honestly, I'm just going to tell you, I know, listen, those of
you that played Project Zomboid can definitely understand that someone would get a little
frustrated while you're playing it.
But now that I've had time to cool down and relax and hang about, and hang about, I want
to say it was a great game, and I'm going to play it again.
I like the game.
I like the game, and I'm gonna play it again.
There it is.
That's my official message.
That's my official message.
Just let you know, I liked it.
I liked it.
That was, that's the message.
That's the message.
All right, let us up in, boys.
Let us up in.
I have arrived, gentlemen.
I have arrived.
Are you guys ready?
We're up to the domination.
Oh boy, am I ever.
Oh, Mr. Lennie.
Have you met Mr. Lennie yet?
Yes, yes, yes we have, yes we have, hello a baby.
I revived him several times on War Dogs.
Several.
In frames of Tarkov, he is Pestily, the grandfather of Tarkov's finest knight,
who conquers lands for him and brings back the heads of enemies.
Is how I like to think, I like to think of Tarkov as a kingdom in Pestily,
he's like the old grandfather that's about to die, not in real life, he's about to die,
but just in like a movie or something.
I'm sorry.
But he's like the guy on the throne,
and then Landmark is like,
he's got like the big armor on,
and he kills people.
And then, let me think, and then,
well, then of course I am the wizard.
I'm the wizard of the castle.
I'm like Sir Gregor, and
Hestili is, what's her name?
I don't know who Sir Gregor is.
Is that, do you get that?
Have you not watched?
Game of Thrones, I love Game of Thrones.
The mountain, the mountain.
Oh, oh, he's the mountain.
He's the mountain and the mountain.
He did it, but his name was Bigger.
I'm a wizard.
I get to catch spells.
Oh, wait.
We're not wizards.
Unless you were that one lady.
You threw it at one lady.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're basing your guy out, Game of Thrones.
I'm just making up my guy.
I get to be a wizard.
And what am I?
You're one of the extras in the crowd that cheers.
I was going to get what I was going to get.
You know what?
I mean exactly what I was going to get when I asked that.
I knew exactly what was coming.
No, you could be, you could be um, ah, shit.
Who's the, I'm not being various.
Sorry, I'll be various.
No, no, no.
Who is who?
I'll talk to you.
Wait, wait, wait.
You want to, are you sure about that?
You want to be.
You know, he's got his little, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not his mom's.
little finger. Little finger.
Who's the short guy? Who's the short guy?
Pickin' some strange characters here.
You can be Tyrion Lannister. You'll be Tyrion Lannister.
Hey, he was charismatic.
Yes, yes. I'll say he was one of my favorite guys in the show.
I really liked how we win.
Okay, you beat your Atlanta shirt.
I mean, it just loves sausage.
Loves sausage from the boys instead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me be love sausage.
Who's, okay, I got a shot watching one of them.
You have a big hog with a snakey hog.
Oh, you do have a massive penis.
I'll let him, like, you gotta trust me.
I've seen it.
He's paying us in shears.
Oh, oh my God, that makes sense.
Okay, all right.
Okay, now that we've got that, it's shorted.
Okay, good, good, good.
Now, listen, let him, I'm sure you've already done it,
But mean to be we have not seen the new map.
Do you mind if we just take a quick roll?
If I see the map, you mean I spawned in and Nick and Hutch
immediately die and then I've extracted their loot.
Yes, I've seen the map.
Have I seen it extensively?
No.
Well, that is our objective right now.
Let us see what's really going on there.
I'm very down with this because I
want to see more of the map and not the inventories
of Nick and Hutch.
Of course, of course.
Yes, I I've I've seen them many a time many a time. Oh
So I suppose I have no money. Oh God. I have lots of assets. Just I haven't sold them for money
I have I have my stuff just trust my stash
Are you liquid? No, I'm not liquid. I'm very acid, but I have a hundred and two million dollars stash
So I've got stuff I can sell
Like for instance, I have
So how
And how many roubles are we talking a hundred thousand Bob, I'm selling five Lennox's right now
I'm police. I'm literally like I just saw five legs. It's boom 2.5 million now. I'm good
He's laughing at him, but he doesn't know that I have 96,000 and only two
Just we're gonna be queuing lighthouse with bozins
We it is not the gun that makes the man this landmine is the man that makes the gun
incredible but that is what it's really going on here let me get a guy's
bringing me into play with the fucking best gamers on the platform
he said plural gamers gamers are really the best gamer will never know
We'll really never know
No further comment needed actually don't okay, is that a new rule that's a new rule
I'm decreed no more comments on that subject on that subject
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I no longer can comment on that subject. That's something that is close
We have almost ready. I'm just gonna a quick
I usually prepare these kids before the stream
So I'm not sitting here making with the beginning, but I have about 30 seconds away from being ready to rumble
Hey, Mark, what is your name in game?
Hmm. We'll see. Oh, shit.
Burglar. Oh, God.
Sixty nine. Oh, God.
Oh, you know, your game like that.
What's the burglar?
I know your game like that.
That's a burglar.
As European guys, that's European.
Possibly fringe me.
Maybe Italian. B&A.
Oh, B&A.
English, incredulous.
Yes, I sure have been grenades.
Is this like a grenade kind of?
We're gonna die anyways
One of the greatest gamers on platform
Oh my god, we've even seen one of the greatest great gamers on the platform. I know well, I know listen
You don't have to flatter me. I know I know I go I know I get it
Let me get the busy burglar in here
Wait, is it the pussy burglar or the busy burglar pussy would have been why do I have you are g lr?
I don't know. I don't wait. There's no way we don't have each other at this point
I'm the bugulator. Can you take for me?
The
Bung
say
Uh, there's a lot of them. Which name? Which level are you?
I am level 41.
Gotcha. No, we're not. We're not friends.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Wait, how do I find you in the painting friends list?
That's okay.
So that's what was the regular 79.
Yes.
Okay.
Right.
Let me invite you.
Here you go.
And then Mr.
Mr.
What's your name in the game again?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hop in.
Hop in.
Hop in.
Hop in.
Are we right?
I mean, are we right?
Get thrown out to the wolves.
Okay.
to bring a red signal cartridge.
Okay, I'll put up right at the beginning of the round.
Okay.
I don't know what these have red rebels.
Um, uh, no, but there's also something else we don't have that, uh,
Lamar, you are not going to enjoy Amigo.
Um, and that is, uh, not me, not me.
Uh, you have baby Yala does not have the lighthouse map.
Brown.
Okay.
It was like, we'll have to go to the shoreline.
It's in.
It's in.
It's in.
I don't even, I'm here.
So I don't get fine landmark. Okay. All right, as far as what I've unlocked in this game
We'll just we'll just go right again, which is and we'll and we'll and we'll do a little skip hopping and jump over to the end
To the transient. All right. Yeah
No worries boys. No worries. We'll be there lick you done. I've asked you for
This map
Couple times. There's a sure there's a short I forgot
There's a little boat. There's
like little boats, little boats,
there's trees. There's a
lighthouse. I think there's a
lighthouse there somewhere.
Oh, the it's a small little
lighthouse. I would just pin my
pin. Yeah, you would with your
stream.
Let's see here. The free
free advertising there we go uh one quick second here boys
one more one moment one moment what here you one second mr stopper don't you
worry poppy that's on the case he's just a little forget please it's a little
forgetful sometimes he's a little how do you unlock
lighthouse is it just 20 000 uh yeah 20 000 usd
you have to go to that no no no i don't
don't go far oh i think we're going to short line let's run
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure about that.
Quickly quickly
The essence you must be a great haste we stick close
music a little baby bird
Perhaps it's all up in his mouth. Yeah, also just keep in mind my stamina is not like your stamina
I'm lasting 15 20 seconds. I
Follow me boys. Don't you read that buck will keep you safe
As you said before, we are the best players, equal, equal in skill.
Equal in skill, we are.
I see you down in front of us, real guy.
Sam Simpson, yep, we're boys.
He's gonna die, I think.
That's laughing.
We're a little weak for that little man.
We're a little weak.
Yeah, then show his journey ends.
little tippity tappity right to the old dome and his journey ends he lived a
long and fruitful life he gave back to the community you know he had a large
Star Wars collection Lego Star Wars collection he was polishing about
finishing and that will now and will now his journey is over oh my god very
nice to donate all that wait no he has a gun
I'm money challenge. I'm money challenge not poor not poor
Nobody called poor. That's it rich. That's all this asset. Yes. I'm simply not liquid
simply not liquid
Mike, come on boys, quickly.
Did we lose that one guy?
Oh, no, he's with me.
Ted Helmut, an excellent choice for a woods life man.
That one guy.
That one guy.
That one guy, whatever his name is.
More of the explosive personality.
He's a blast to play with.
He's the bomb.
Oh, I'm not saying there are any nice things to be missed in.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there you are.
There you are.
Whoa.
Oh.
The people's open.
You make my C4 to expand.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, by the gods.
Oh, I thought I just removed the flicker of the light.
That's a rock.
OK, you never be too sure.
You could never be too certain, guys.
Your people's open.
We're on Tuesday right now guys why were you in fortnight I don't know
Very quiet, is it always this quiet?
Sometimes.
Sometimes when people are being suspicious, you can give them shadows.
Be careful.
There could be a man anywhere here, these bushes, ready, ready, just bring an attack.
Just make sure to slay them first.
That's all we were talking about.
You know, I haven't died yet today, so I start dying.
I know what the new variable is.
Maybe.
Maybe.
That guy back there.
I'm staying behind just to make sure nobody comes behind us.
Thank you, Mr. Hibbeam.
You're a good man.
There's nothing to do with stamina.
You gotta watch the six.
Watch the six.
I'm watching.
I'm watching.
Gosh, I expected to get a little roughed up before we got here.
We're doing pretty good guys.
All right, into a quick transit.
Do you want to do the transit right, Mr. Airbnb?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
Very good, very good.
All right.
Great job, transit.
I'm transitioning.
I'm transitioning.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
This is a big step.
This is a huge step.
All right, here we go.
Now the journey really begins.
Now the journey truly begins.
the journey really begins now the now the journey truly begins
just taking people you guys happen to have an extra 20,000 usd on you would you uh
yeah let me just pull out my wallet real quick that's me a tough ask that's me a tough ask you
have to get things out i'm gonna if i kill five guys i get 20,000 usd i we literally can't give
give it to you even if you want to be actually can't yeah how much can you drop
for a landmark is it's like 500 a thousand USD I'm not sure with USD it's a
million rubles I know euros no wait no rubles is no rubles is a million to bring
into raid oh no I'm talking about like how much you drop in rain rubles you can
drop a hundred thousand I think and then euros can drop 1000 oh I never try to
to drop it. Oh, I don't know.
I'm getting worth is 1000 USD.
Oh, we can bring them 1000 each for 10 range in a row.
Oh, that's easy.
Well, maybe maybe maybe maybe even better idea.
You get yourself and die.
In game, in the game, in the game, of course, in the game.
Yeah, I could do that.
I could do that.
Mm hmm. I could do that.
Can you ensure yourself for 20,000 USD?
I don't like insurance policy.
Oh, I crashed.
That's called fraud sir
But it is in Russia that is no fraud then that is true. We are right through
It's true
They give you a medal for living past 26 over there
Okay, we worry about you. I we I spun at them at the camp
Can just blow up my PC
You in the game
Oh, I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I just want to act good the water treatment play
I'm like on the corner of it out of the back
That's weird that's
this rich
All right
We can remove the gunner
I'm not mounted guns
There's no more about your guns?
What did you say you were?
Yeah, there's no more.
Oh.
Is that you running, P?
Yeah, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Well, he's right, there he is.
No more about your guns.
What the hell?
You know, wait, is that him or me?
Mom, I got some tech issues on.
Of course, of course.
We'll see, see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Of course, you want that $50.90?
Excuse me, can I take a picture with you?
I'll be just gonna take a picture of you.
Also, they can come up with that mountain gel after see that mountain.
They can come up there.
Right at the top.
Come up there.
Come on.
We'll wait right here until later.
Maybe you can get the fuck out of my way.
No, this is my spot.
You're my way.
Okay, this is my way.
This is my spot.
Can you come from the bridge too?
Honestly, they can't come anywhere.
I mean, technically speaking.
The most likely spot, I mean the most likely spot.
Bridge, number one, likeliness.
The mountain, number two, likeliness.
That way you're looking, number three, likeliness.
And then back behind us behind the little blue fence is probably the number four, likeliness.
Okay, okay.
That's all right boys, that's all right.
That makes sense to me, right?
That's a well assessment, a well assessment.
Is that a well assessment?
Hmm although the map did just change so that all can be just wrong
as well
Real guy
We're doing pretty good. Uh, I don't know.
I think so.
We have to be with another.
We left left my buggy.
So I'm a bug.
You say left.
They're all saying left.
I see if I see him.
He's in the mountain.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, did you see that?
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm doing with this.
Another one.
I'm going with this.
There's another, another one.
Can we see?
I don't know. I was there at third one we guys was there at third one guys or no. I heard grass at one point
No, that's before the second time reconnecting the key to blow up my PC
My book is all tell me that there was only two actually we got two p.m. C's already bars
He's two?
Two!
Two B and G's!
Are they big?
Let me check.
You're a little deep.
Oh my god!
Technology.
Equate, equate the size of them to one pod dogs.
How many, how many hot dogs?
At least four.
At least four, a hot dog.
This guy's an M41 default with a hundred round magazine.
For hot dogs
I'm glad whatever you leave behind I'm probably gonna leave all this behind this is the most garbage will come up ever see my life
For me, you know one man's trash
Get a hundred round magazine on a default M4 full of war maids
I don't I don't know if there is a worse kid you can't have
I think I should be in jail.
How many more do you have?
War Raves.
Oh shit, there's that mark!
He's right there!
Oh, was I in that? Oh my...
That mark! How do we get on top of the mountain?
What's your problem?
There's one up here, there's one up here!
I don't know, I think this way?
There's no more mines. They got rid of them all.
Really?
Yeah, there's no mines of water treatment.
They go everywhere now, yeah.
So I guess if you just come up here do a hop
I'm
You're doing another one.
Are you doing too easy?
You're the bug that they're in.
No, I got him.
That was it, that was it.
We just gotta get the stuff out of here and go get landmarks.
Okay, we're gonna kill the goodies.
Fail to mention what they were right next to us while they spawned.
No, I know, I definitely mentioned that.
100% you ever I should live like how do you get bunch of this ill watch out
There's one of the one do you live remember I remember what I said that
No, I must have missed that part. Oh, do you want your shit? I must have missed it. I want my shit. Yeah
Wait, did you guys spawn right there? Yeah, we spot right at the corner. Yeah
I thought there was quite particular as well or perkylia
Keely as well
I'm keeping the dog tag though
Worthy trade really great
I'm gonna we got one more guy who needs to be like right here
No one's hit is it is that path the slides still open mr. Landmark
Maybe I'm not sure. Like I said didn't get to explore too much
Continues what happened to me right there is kind of what
It's kind of what happened
Happen
Don't you worry miss them? I will be out of the clean split. This is a night. I'm too full
So I can't really I guess I'll just crawl until I get it back
Uh, yeah, yeah, same old same old you're crunchy get it back. I'm gonna grab this guy's good easy music
I'm by the tent
I'm being told is generally good
stuff
Yeah, very good at again, man. You're a good man. You're very good man. I
Just have so much good
when you're poor yeah expense when you put that's some selflessness selflessness
this guy was the big kahuna this guy was the big man in charge right here this
guy's got level six armor and HK fully decked out and SSAP and M995 amble this
is the big man this is the big man on the block the big stepper yeah take your
time take your time I'll protect you take your time I just wanna lay down
You know what? That's a good call. That's a good call.
Except for the guy you killed.
What type of armor do you have?
Because honestly, I don't think I'll be able to grab all this.
I have a B13 EMR.
Is your rig an armor to separate things?
Yeah.
Okay, take this. This is really good little five armor. Just drop yours.
Look at this. Yeah. Put that on.
All right. All right.
There's bullets in here
We don't loot anything
We say I'm crawling. I'm crawling
I gotta call it with you. I think I'm a little bit fat, but I don't we are our exits is right over yonder
I'm saying we never loot any crates. It's only it's you just loot the guys you kill mm-hmm guys abs
Well, the thing is about this game, and I think Lamar can probably attest to it
Honestly, some of it is preference, but the most part of it is that once you have like
$5,000 in this game, you kind of memorize where all the good stuff is
So you just loot guys and then when you pass those ones, there's a singular spot for good stuff
and spotting you just take those
Yep
Mm-hmm
Yeah, I see what you're saying
Mm-hmm
So in the beginning, unless you want to stand there and pick up slickers, bars and toilet
paper
Right, but how do you end up doing all your questions, shit?
Well, yeah, well, you sure got to do that together.
Pick up some stuff.
One shot.
One kill.
Don't worry.
The usurper has been eliminated.
Expeditiously.
We are just having a talk of like 6,000.
6,000.
6000
Just slow and steady, maybe slow and steady wind
Have I ever told you a story of the tortoise in the hair?
No, I've never had this before
Tortoise in the hair. The tortoise or the tortoise?
No, no the tortoise that's a different story
story. I don't know where you go with this story. That's a very different story. Very
different story that I shared to you in confidence. Mr. Landmark, I expect you to keep that.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll throw away the key on that one.
I'll throw away the key. Yes, yes, yes. The tortoise and the hare. The tortoise and the
hare were in a race, it was going to be me. The hare was like, I couldn't beat this tortoise,
problem so he ran half the race and took a little nap halfway through thinking
this silly tortoise could never catch me I'm far too fast and sexy and in the
time he was taking the nap by the way be sure hit the interact button over here
I'm sure that'd be so you do in the time you were napkin time coming up here the
tortoise me a second walked right past him and beat him in the race and the
toy and the hair woke up at the last minute he goes no how did the tortoise
How the tortoise beat me in this race? I'm so much faster than him.
And then he fell into a deep depression and then he started seeing a therapist.
It's been about six years now.
He lost his wife because he couldn't keep up with the relationship
because he kept focusing on what happened that day.
And then he gave all his money away in Las Vegas Casino.
Sadly, he was stored in there in the Las Vegas Casino.
I'm out of the rain. I'm gone.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. That's cool.
You want to follow right right for you? No right there. No not there right there
Follow that river
Me can pop a game in my book like this way good man good. I'm mad
Is it right here the transit the shoreline no you don't do the trans you keep walking
not bad I feel like I've heard cock up before him it like poop or something I
killed three PMC's oh it does be penis man oh no he was breaking me I thought he was
breaking me oh well thank you good thank you good thank you good oh okay um I
have all your mags your grenades I got 80 I got your whole rig the way it was your
Salawa we cook that rain boy three
Bastion was that yours
And I think that's it
One of your mags has 10 less found yeah, that's fine. Just yep
You're a good man, Mr.
Maybe you're a good man.
Most importantly, did you grab the glasses?
I did.
I did.
I did.
Oh.
It's a little fiddles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just keep the backpack.
I don't care about that.
Oh.
Oh, that's it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Would you rush me almost ready?
Okay, I'm good to go
Never guys realize when we got in there. I don't know where to go to see the news come where is the news stop
So the thing is
There's not a lot of new stuff
I
Mean
It's kind of the same map
But a bit different
Well, I heard there was an underground dungeon I
Haven't been there other side of the map where the tunnel is I think
Let's go to that. Let's go. Let's go down there. Yeah, it's on the other side. I haven't been there. I don't know what's down there
see what's going on, maybe there's secrets.
Maybe.
Oh shit, it's for later.
I heard the door fell too deep.
Oh, come on.
You covered ancient evils.
Oh my god.
The phone number of the keyless hooker under the door.
It's written on the walls of the cave.
We get a Gen M3.
Now let's ride.
A Gen M3 mag?
Uh, maybe.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
This seems to be the AK mags.
Obviously it's cash.
He's one good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, my boy, thank you, my boy.
We've got tunnels, 100% Glucosie.
Medwalkie, Medwalkie.
What?
I'm getting more than,
Gluhar is on the map now.
He is.
Yeah, he's in water treatment, I saw him.
Yeah.
But I think he only has like three guards.
It's not all the boys.
He's no Russian in the chat!
Get out of here with that!
and and the BTR. BTRs here too?
Aw yeah I sent them on a mission. It's kind of funny you just put cover fire on and some
of the other side of the map and he kills a lot of stuff.
Fantastic. Fantastic. I hopped in boys hopped in. What's in the tunnels that like like people
wise? I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god. I got no idea.
We will uncover the secrets today.
I second the route to having 2.0.
Plotting jobboy tonight?
Yeah, honestly, I'm actually kind of getting some plotting jobboy.
We got to have this new update, guys!
New update, new update!
New update.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Why does a peanut use a key bind for discarding stuff in raid-like control by space bar or something?
I do, I do!
Wait.
Well, yeah, I do it's tilde
It's tilde. I use tilde
It's the European button on your thing. You know what Europe they don't even have the Windows one other keyboard
Mm-hmm, that's right blue fun fact for you. I don't know what it is, but it's not the Windows mind
It's like a like a Europe thing
Yes, we do yes, we do we do yes, we do we do yes, we do we do yes, we do
fake news we do lol another fun fact about British people is they it's a lot
you're a lot of itch
ELECTRONIC
that's it, right?
Oh, god, not worse.
you're going right that that's just very easy I could ever get how could I forget
we can get really good spot job you would forget we got really good spot
this is nice a knight never forgets the sword to be me I guess it's yeah I guess
the squire kind of holds it for him from time to time yeah and then he puts all the
armor on them would a nine millimeter bullet go through a night's armor or no yeah like
a hundred percent like a hundred percent for sure depends on the type of bullet nine millimeter
like a hot level like a hollow point probably not it had to be armor piercing round first
like fmj would I would imagine like a bow goes a bow went through armor four or nine would right
Mmm an arrow would go through metal armor an arrow goes through metal armor
That's a certain range, right or like a crossbow would those wasn't at the point of them
Crossbows by the Japanese to fight Samurais
With armor on well, yeah, but they didn't have night
Invented
Japanese invent the crossbow
Yeah, but the the Europeans were using crossbows at some point too. Well, everybody was using crossbows at some point
I'm just in Japanese invent. I think I think they went through armor. I'm sorry. Probably. Yeah, they went through armor. Yeah
You have the arms to fucking pull longbow. Your ignorance is amazing. Everybody's calling stupid for saying that
Japan didn't invent the
Crossbow was the Chinese
No, it wasn't we all we wasn't to fight the Japanese it might be to fight the Japanese
The crossbows were to fight the Japanese
Guns you know relevant to this, you know who invented modern-day body armor who?
It was a pizza delivery man who was delivering pizzas
Don't be and she was gay was in
some
Some places where some fellas were shooting at him delivering pizzas mad
He made body armor to deliver pizzas. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
He was a former. I think he's a former Marine. Oh
Yeah, imagine that one a guy. Yeah, he made like like the modern like bullet-proof vest
It's like what he's him. Well, you know, actually night's war bullet-proof vest under their armor. They were chain length these
chain mail chain mail you I bet a nine millimeter bullet could go through chain mail
that's the one a hundred percent would there's hold on on
mmm you do is to fight the Japanese I was invented in China no nukes were to
fight the Japanese that technically is true
That's
That is a factual statement technically speaking
technically speaking technically speaking
And is that is a factual statement
And and boy did they wear not the samurai's not to fight the samurai's no not to fight the samurai's no
I'm not thinking it's a little bit later
in the timeline
All right
Do you know it took longer to go from bronze swords to iron swords than it did to go from iron swords to the nuclear bomb?
It's true, it's a fun fact. It's a fun fact that sounds about right. That sounds about right. Wow. Yeah, never thought about that
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Wow, okay. We really we got these tunnels. We told that
Oh
You're dead now buddy
We're gonna find these tools is it like a tunnel where there's two ends of it landmark was it one way in one way out I
think it's
One way in one way out until you use the way out and then it's two ways
You're picking up what I'm putting down. I'm sniffing what you're shitting don't you worry
You take this you're gonna need it to leave it motherfucker
You motherfucker!
You're gonna need it.
Oh, shot to the telek!
Yeah, rogues, rogues are up there.
Rogues, what do you mean rogues?
What do you mean rogues?
How many?
I don't know.
I forgot to do rogues.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do you mean don't know?
We didn't make it that far
with the bozo one and bozo two that's true that only that's a fact we're
seeing you know partially because one of them can't physically run that far and
the other one kept dying the other one the other one the other one you can put
in your pocket and just carry with you
mm-hmm that one's easy to transport I keep you keep yourself in nice I'm taking
You can't move across the mountain.
I repeat, no, take us.
That's Rafiki Rock.
That's not Fossa Mountain.
That's where that's where the lion proves kid.
Okay, Rafiki is.
Which Rafiki?
Monkey.
It isn't isn't that Rafiki
He's the baboon the baboon that holds up some butt on the rock who throws him off the rock
Huh who throws him off the rock you also
Off at the beginning and that's scar oh
Oh
Scar kills the dad throws him off the rock
To where these roads at I?
Think like all over down by the chalice up by the chalice. Oh, that's or just this chill out both both chalets
chalets
Spoiler alert
I-I just have to have any chance to be one of the great reservations.
China and crossbows, but you don't know about...
Lion King War.
China!
Xi Jinping... told me.
Xi Jinping...
He told me, he told me directly, he was at my house last week.
He was at my house, we were...
We were discussing very important things.
Very important things.
What are you talking about?
Well, you told me today.
Oh yes, yes.
Yes.
That's why we're doing this.
This is why we're doing this.
This is why we're doing this.
North Korea is on the rise.
North Korea is on the rise.
I'll tell you, if you want to scare North Korea,
you should be.
I've heard from inside sources through Xi Jinping
that they are very close.
And I mean, just years away from inventing the car.
So you have to, I mean, you really got to see on edge.
Share your toes.
Oh no, man.
Dennis Rodman told me that he was pretty cool over there,
so who's Dennis Rodman?
I've never heard that name before.
Are you friends with Dennis?
I'm just a fan. I'm a fan of Dennis Rodman's
Where these roads I'm like you make it on the job
I recently invested all of my money in laptop coin. How do you feel about that? Laptop coin? What is a laptop coin?
A hunter biden's crypto
I don't know what you're doing.
There's a little slow right there.
You can go up there now.
You can go up there.
Yeah, yeah, but to the right a little bit.
Where are the roads at then?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How have we not run into anyone yet?
This is an easy game of baby games.
Easy game of baby games.
A super baby?
I'll open it up!
Get in there guys, get in there quick!
Oh, I'll check upstairs, I'll check upstairs.
What are we checking for?
Clear, clear, clear.
Bad guys.
I'm downstairs, I'm downstairs.
That trickery is clear.
It's clear.
Oh, $36!
Score!
Yeah, where is everybody?
I don't know.
Do you know, D, can I bring some shit?
You should've seen some of my now.
Maybe they're in the tunnels.
Her baby purgeant.
Give me that.
Wait, where did you go, Mr. Habibi?
I'm downstairs, downstairs.
Wait, I'm gonna check the pool.
Oh
Yeah shots behind you right all right not too shabby boys
Do shabby
How do we get these tunnels?
Go you know the big the old co-op tunnel is
Yeah, I don't think I think it's in there
Well, the co-op extract well, what are we doing here?
Let's get to it. Did you guys leave? We're leaving. I'm gonna go out and do the pull-up go to the tennis court
Oh shit, that's get the fuck out of me
But I remember that backpack
I was told me down by the tennis court. We gotta be swift. We gotta be fast
I'll tell you guys, this is highly suspicious.
We should see like ten guys right now.
This is making sense.
I don't even know.
Hold it.
Hold it.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to fucking die.
Is that a problem?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
It doesn't seem like it's a person.
I'm a ninja robot.
Yeah.
That.
That.
Oh, my heck, man.
Oh shit, dude, what's really the right setting oh my okay
Real guys
They're not real guys, they're not real guys not real guys
No, now we're getting something on the other side. Now we're getting something in the house.
Oh, shit. Oh, I'm down.
To the left. To the left. To the left.
Oh, wrong.
Lombark, where are you?
Yeah, I'm at the channel, and I'm pushing them. I'm pushing them.
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
Stay!
We see Masked.
We see Masked. We see Masked.
We see Masked.
We see Masked.
I'm trying to stop him for sure.
There was someone down there to know there's definitely it could be the goons as well, but there's definitely someone else out there, too
No, no, those are rogues. I apparently they're like insane
Was someone shooting down there with no props there's gotta be at least one real guy
You see them like you die
No, the ones they're big they're big they're big
I'm coming up coming up coming up coming up. Move move move. I'm coming bunch
Yeah, he's on that. He's on like the outside
The house by the pool or below the pool?
No, no up top by the garage kind of like through the fence. Okay. Were you at?
By the garage. I'm at the garage. She's on the outside though. Okay. I'm gonna push up
I'm coming bunch
You know you can peek over the fence by the rocks?
I'm just gonna come up to you.
Oh my god!
Hey you punk!
She's right behind you.
Yep, yep.
Sornades.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Get out of here!
No one wants you here!
Now, man!
You get him?
That's him.
He's working in the shadows.
Come on out!
Come on out now!
Come on out!
Come on out!
We're doing for these games!
Enough of these games!
Mr. Silly.
Is that him talking?
There's him, there's him, there's him.
Oh!
Aargh!
Like he's like...
Come on out! Come on out!
Yep, yep.
Come on out, young man!
He's hurting, he's hurting.
Ugh!
Ow!
Oh fuck!
Yeah, possibly one from the back right you have an egg. No, that was my last greening. I've got an egg
No time out no time out resume resume
I
They gave job
Okay, five second time out
I'm trying to get like a crazy beat from behind or something
Oh my god
Did you see it?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh my God, that guy was about to take our head off.
He was up on that rock.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
He was my chef.
He was just picking some mountain.
That's where we need to go.
You need to know it's just partner and crime.
Oh wait, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Who's behind us again?
The player's down, gotta be dead.
Sometimes.
What the hell, what do we all these people coming from?
This is intense.
I see this guy.
I might be able to get an aid on him.
That's good, that's good.
He's just going to help you hang around.
Hang around.
I think he retreated.
This too, this too, this too.
I hit him in the head, he didn't die.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I'm gonna fuck him
I'm gonna pack a quick magazine. It's a little bit of pot. Hey a little bit of pot. Hey
Almost positive it's hard to tell
I keep the second maybe sick of a little song or something do a little jig
Oh my god, there's another guy, there's another player scav, you gotta be fucking my ass,
give me a second.
Where are all these people coming from?
There's a thousand of them right, Mark?
I
You've got a place cap
You don't
About that he'll the luck he has to be literally one shot up here no no
Further down much for the doubt right we even know he's there flash the trees
That guy's good that guy is good
What?
We got it. We got it.
The guy who was right there in front of you over the hell you see his body now. Yeah, and there's two guys. There's two guys over here.
Why was there so many people?
You see that guy who just came out of nowhere.
He's so peaceful for like five minutes.
Hello, boys, hello, boys.
If you eat that sausage, I need some pate.
I need some cat food.
It's very hydrating.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
He must have been a pro, so yeah, he must have been a pro.
Can just grab your guys stuff and forget about these guys that would be acceptable that would be acceptable
I see I do offense to me, but I grab my stuff in the guy killed stuff
He's most likely running a slingshot
Bloody I don't have a crossbow made for the Japanese fantastic fantastic
Okay, baby, where'd you die?
down my old tennis court
Why is there no racism if he's a known racist?
That's one of those, that's one of those thinkers.
That's one of those ponders, you really have to think about it for a second.
That's one of those ones that really spins a hat.
That's one of those ones that really, you gotta sit there, you gotta piece together.
Hey! Hey!
Let him go, let him go.
Hey!
There's no one.
Hey! Up there!
Hey!
No, the other way!
Turn around!
Behind you!
No, the other behind!
Oh
No, that's a massive helmet I bet that bounce no, I think it's here for and I think I already shot I got in the head
There's one more
I
Still get up here
They don't boys let them cook
I got a weird feeling about this fucking thing there is too many guys we might have to switch
There's two really guys
Oh
You're too many men
Dude's a demon yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of the
Popular consensus kind of the popular consensus. That's why we usually send him at first
Unfortunately, there was a guy behind us and he put his fingers in my moth hole.
Oh, there's two people.
Jesus.
He's shaking a maca.
Oh
I don't need it!
I don't need it!
I don't need it!
Let him, good boys. Let him, good boys.
Incredible, incredible!
You're crutchless. How does he do it? How does he do it?
It must be a secret.
It must be some type of secret.
Incredible, incredible!
Incredible!
How does she do it?
How does she do it?
Incredible!
Incredible!
Oh my goodness.
I think we've done it.
Woo!
Oh my goodness.
Alema, you are great at following the team leader's
advice on how to kill those guys.
I know.
I could have done it without.
Me.
I am the one that won the ring basically.
Become Rotary.
Woo!
The support.
Woo!
Incredible, incredible.
One of the best gamers on the platform.
Oh, I guess I'm living up to it.
Wow. Wow.
Okay. Wait, I heard someone else.
No fucking way. There's no fucking way.
Oh my God. How many people are there?
Now honestly, I feel like they're coming for you,
specifically, you gotta grab a couple of arms,
get out of there, hide, take it out of there.
It's friendship, they're gonna overpower you
by seeing a number.
Oh my fucking God!
Oh my God!
Holy shit, dude.
Fuck that guy.
straggler
I still have some tennis core, but I'm telling you
Yeah, yeah, there's probably better kids on these guys in mind.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
We'll see Michael, he's pretty cool.
I'm a pretty cool guy.
I hear it, dude.
Yeah, I hear it, too.
People actually call him the dentist, Robin, and talk about,
who is dentist, Rodman?
Is that...
I believe who's dentist, Rodman?
Yeah, I think it's Rodman.
Yeah, I think it's Rodman.
Who's Dennis Rodman NBA player who was friends with the King John?
I was actually sorry.
Dennis Rodman is friends with the King John.
Yeah, I think so.
Really?
Yeah.
What are you doing here?
What happened in the end of falling out I don't know. I think they might still be friends
Joan sir like in baseball
Kim Jong-un told Dennis Robin to play baseball
Michael Jordan didn't play baseball you played football. I'm sorry. That's what I'm sorry. That was I was pretty sure
That's his. No Michael Jordan. I'm not trying to clip far. I'm not trying to clip.
No, he played basketball. He played basketball. He played basketball.
And he did baseball and then he did golf too. No, all rich people play golf. That's not
surprising, but he played basketball as a professional. No, like he did professional baseball in Japan.
I think Japanese people don't play baseball
Let's say do they love baseball
I would know I would know I don't I'm a Japanese specialist for the white socks
He picked up all the red socks dumbassie. That's how I know you go now
He this guy landmark ridiculous
Sorry Canadians don't know much about baseball and they don't know much about the Chicago
White Sox. Okay, racist. They're called the Red Sox, buddy. They're called the Red Sox.
What sign of Chicago is that on?
Versailles. Versailles. Versailles?
Boston Red Sox, Chicago White Sox.
You know, where is your armor?
It's right here.
And usually when I'm looking for someone's stuff, I look on their body.
What the scoff?
I'm just quickly, I don't even need to talk on tip, talk on tip from Peter.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
So if I beat it, talk on tip.
What do I do without you?
I just, right.
You probably have a much tighter butthole by now.
Oh my God.
I can't grab anything, you might need headphones.
That's fine, that's fine.
They're coming for you, they're coming for you!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
Are you the trees whispering?
I hear the trees whispering!
Oh, home, G.I.
Should you just go south of the road?
Uh, well, there's also the...
No, there's a lot of bad people there.
Oh, yeah, good thing it is, um...
Red Rebel, they moved down a little bit further.
The suit is still there.
Oh, take off two, two, three, that's right, two, three!
How did you have so much fucking ammo?
Like, considering you only have three minutes?
because I wasn't sure it actually helped me because I wasn't sure what you were
bringing in so I brought in a fuck ton of ammo just in case
oh yeah, kinda worked out, I had two stacks of ammo
you know what Mr. Landmark I'm learning more from watching your POV than I have
learned from playing with
I
Say boss
No, no, not you P. I said other people who's
You've learned a lot from me. Thank you. I've heard so much from you
LeBron James and Tarkov for nothing
Apple Jordan of baseball of Tarkov damn right. I am damn right. I am
Thank you, Mr.
Maybe that's very kind of you to say.
But you go first, that's yours.
Okay, for this next one.
I am already naked.
Good, good.
Wait, that's an extra?
Wait, is that the red rebel?
That's the red rebel now.
Yeah, they moved it down a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh.
Excellent, Ray, gentlemen, excellent, Ray.
Baradz is sent in.
What do I come in with?
You're the best gamer out there.
Thank you, Baradz.
You're here is.
Please wish me my friend, Dixon Mayer,
as a happy birthday.
Don't worry, how are we going to play this game?
So I kill one two three four five
You got an idiot or something you got you I look like an idiot to you pal
You got me. I'm an idiot screen now. You can report and view profile. You got some
Some kind of fucking it'll show you that it's a players cap because you can do my ass's birthday is tomorrow
Thought you could fool me did you
I
Fool
You are
Ridiculous
So I don't know I can fit I have
I have an HK that I picked up maybe. What's that? Sure. Sure.
A beggar. You know what they say beggars can't be choosers.
I have peanuts armor. I'll take that. I'll take that.
What else do I need? I have a bastion helmet. I'll take that. I'll take that.
I'll take that.
He doesn't mind. Anyway.
What? The bastion helmet and the armor.
Yeah
They kind of bastardized his body, so miss you know my gun right I have the gun
Yes, okay, I need to magazine I have
Another bag with five six a one if you want that no, no, you are see just bring just just take all the ammo
Actually, I had as well as the extra bag and just fill the six you round up with me five of a one or better
If you would mind, okay?
SSAP in the mag of this age guy
Rig and I need everything besides a gun, but I can bring some stuff
Let X already and buy some armor and shit
But only we always have one founded raid Lennox at all times cuz you're needed for that quack
Okay, I do have one. I do have one
I just caught him for good and it was full of good ammo dumb ass. I play game more good
able that he's given me
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Oh
We was we're talking about it was infinitely more expensive than the guy
That isn't a question more
I'm level 14
The next question is a question anymore. Is that true? I
I can't remember. I don't actually know.
Well, you don't need it found and ready for the hideout anymore.
I do a lot of these quests half asleep.
You know, you kind of...
You want to...
Do whatever your heart desires
Whatever your heart desires if I walk in there
it's just
Five grenades and fuck all that could work that could work
I'm a gun for a baby. I have your gun peanut. I have a rig a helmet
What else do we need well I guess we just get have you 20,000 USD so you can stop having a transit
Good how much time how much time I heard we don't have much time. Oh
Yeah, you oh, yeah, you oh, yeah, you're right. You got about two hours to mr. Cook
Yeah, yeah, I'm just a filler wait. How do we get this guy money fast?
I have a bunch of guns that I
can't buy mags or ammo for like I
could sell all this shit I don't
think I'm gonna get a meal I have
519k if there is no lettix quest
then I end up with a million
20k more than a million
If there is no let-ex-quest, then I end up with a million.
Wait, 20k is more than a million.
Okay, so...
Peanut, do you need mags?
Wait, fuckin' Cloaksy is already here!
Wait, what is this guy already doing here?
Cloaksy!
LOAKSY!
Come on, fuckin' relieve me?
He wasn't supposed to show up for two more hours!
He's been spamming chat?
Why didn't you guys tell me that?!
I want to have fun.
Let me call him, let me call him, let me call him real quick.
Quick, quick, close your car, quick close your car.
Give him a, give him a call.
Big jingle, just a quick jingle.
Your call has been-
Hold on.
Just want to, let me try.
You think he's still got you blocked?
No, no, not so blocked away.
Eli, Eli likes me.
Close your, don't say anything, don't say anything, I'm sleeping,
don't say anything, usually say, don't say anything, usually say.
You know how many times do I have to tell you I am not
Right this don't know. Yeah. No, we don't we believe you know we know
No, yeah, no absolutely absolutely
Absolutely, no I'm with you. Oh do I'm with you jeep
Well, of course you're in the discord and you'd like to unmute
Okay, all right, yeah
a baby do you do you want to run for us or do you or do you want to go pay
project on one more look let's do one more right and then now let's have how
how it looks how it feels yeah you you go up it should be a cozy are you
hopping in with us yeah and get me in there kind of fucked up the whole
timeline so we're running for spits deal with it
Alright, okay, wait, how do we get a baby lots of money like mark? How do we get a bunch of money? Why are we going shoreline?
Wait, you don't have lighthouse
No, my gold fish. Not a single one. I did. I don't cause he goes. You can actually suck my
You guys go. I let me go take my goal
He's saying so much by saying just a little
He's saying so much. Oh, you know what my aunt my aunt's goat is giving birth. So
Same
Same
Alright, invite me, get me a knife.
You're literally already in our group.
Why are you yelling?
Why?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Good, good yell, good yell.
Thank you.
Good comms.
Thank you.
Clumsy, listen up, buddy.
We have a trio team dynamic.
We haven't even died one yet.
Alright?
No, but actually none of us has died.
Thank you, landmarks.
It's really impressive.
It's really impressive.
If you if we died in one time, it is literally your fault
They might tell him
Tell him that it's his fault. He's ugly
He's ugly. I'm being told I need three or five million rubles
We three point five million is twenty thousand USD. Yeah
Yeah, I buy dollars
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's not. It's just listen. Let's not formulate the evening based around Habibi. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh, it's just. All right. Once. Once Habibi has no more. Right. Money.
I
I don't know what to do with it.
I said you didn't die, why are you dropping loot?
Uh, uh, because it's a challenge.
I'm selling my loot.
This is real world training, we're cheating.
I paid him $2 and a handjob.
It was more like a reach around than a handjob.
It was a dirty job mode, it was a dirty job mode.
Let me tell you, I made him not shout for a week.
He's gonna get bad stats, he's gonna get bad stats.
Fuckin' Napoleon in this bitch.
And he's my and he's my he's my stinky lady. He's my steak. He's my stinky lady
Paulina the stinky lady. Yeah, did you you don't know about that?
The pulleys the pulleys hit the letter home before coming back from the war and said don't shower for a week
So I smell that I'm not mushy pussy
Paulina
You know the friend I respect it I respect that though
Bad nose, what do you like?
Little French boy. Small little... you don't have a helmet on.
I'm gonna get head eyes anyway, there's no point.
Such hope in your eyes, snatched away into darkness.
You want my helmet, Poxy?
No, it's okay. No, you're good.
You sure? You'll make more use of it.
Poxy, let me tell you the message.
I just send Habibi and Landmark, Habibi walks out there and fucking gets annihilated and then Landmark knows the enemy and so he just kills them all and then we come in and take all my kit back later.
I get a better kit than I brought in. Cause those guys usually bring better shit than I do.
That's compound engines right there.
The plane was four so my plan is to investigate what I want.
Get in there and take the first step.
seven was being our lady follows you on IG.
Backs for stopping, backs for stopping.
I've always wanted to play it back for stopping.
I'm not any type of backs for stopping age.
It's kind of the same, buddy.
I normally watch a lot of sports.
I know rogues are mountain machine guns.
There's no landmines and water treatment.
They put the rogues at the cellettes.
Of course, it's even crazy.
There's rogues and goons all over the map.
The rogues are mega aimbots.
Wait, our goons on the map 100% well, they've always
brought us here.
Clutchy.
What kill me?
We are with three guards.
Robes and charlots at water treatment.
Always.
We want to go to the sex.
That's where he spawns.
Um, wait, so what's the point of water treatment?
Didn't they nerf like a while ago?
I think they rebuffed the loot.
It kind of seems like the looters rebuffed.
It kind of felt like it. I feel like I've been seeing more loot than normal
Oh, so the one way not enterable door is on this side of the mountain
What's your history quick?
The one around the mountain is the sex tunnels.
Sex tunnels, sex tunnels, sex tunnels!
Go to move your fat ass!
That's a nice rat mess!
That is you! I'm right behind you! I'm standing right in front of me!
Oh my goodness.
Wait, wait, you know what I found?
What? Where you got on?
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true.
A weapons case in a marked room.
Really?
What?
Is your marking in the tunnels?
No, no, no, it was on reserve.
Oh.
There's a weapons case in a marked room.
I haven't seen that in media movies.
It's just a little bit of a great buddy of yours.
Did you get it?
No.
Oh, really?
You're going to find maybe $20,000 in SD?
No.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
OK.
All right, you took a little.
I was playing and saved.
You went for the full debate.
Yeah, you went.
Yeah, well, I was playing and saved.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We went for the game.
We went for the game.
You should be.
Ory, mory.
OK, fine.
You.
You all right?
Uh.
You can't jump it.
You can't jump it.
OK.
We should be right beside you.
I don't know if you know that.
Right there.
I do know.
No, no, they're always with you.
Is the lightkeeper back?
I don't know.
I think so.
When did he ever leave?
They just say you shouldn't use it.
Yeah, you should not be able to go over there.
How do I know that and you don't?
No, what if you just make it up?
Oh, sure.
I get parents telling you they love you.
Oh, no.
Oh, God, it was over.
You wouldn't bring that up.
Oh, no.
Good game.
That one or is it this one?
I love you.
Oh, he's got the clothes on.
You need that clothes?
Oh, my god.
Whoa.
Whoa, it's the sex tunnels.
She stayed really close to me in the sex tunnels
for like safety purposes or like whatever.
Just make something up.
Thank god I bought this.
A lot of those baby toys.
Oh, my goodness.
Who's that over there?
I don't know.
What, do you hear that?
What is that?
What is this?
Oh, look, we get first.
There's no way anyone beat us out of here, right?
Is there another opening?
Are you dead yet?
No.
Oh, come on, guys.
Keep it safe.
You think this is a one long tunnel?
I
Know the door why you're asking me these cousins. Oh one of these things
We were missing a guy
Yeah, I'm not back. I'm back. It's not racist. Where'd you go?
Hello, I'm watching the door behind because it's one way
I think it's another way out
I think you have to like break the door kick the door. Oh, hey
What's the point of these titles?
There's blue down here as you can see
They were already done with the dinos. What was the point of that?
Yeah, that's it. Where are we now? What is this place?
Right, you guys missed a sledgehammer.
Are you dead serious?
Are you dead serious?
No, there's a loop down here, there's a loop.
This used to be back when we spawned.
Is it owl?
Owl?
There's a sledgehammer there.
What's this?
Oh, this is always good.
The shush.
The 3x3, I mean 3x1.
Oh, another one, a Xeno.
Right here, from Lufus.
This is the most pointless tunnel I've ever seen in my life.
This is nothing!
What's the point of this tunnel?
There is um...
Okay, actually like...
What is the point of this?
I don't know.
Is there like a, is there a hidden quest down here?
Like, is it taken to like Icebreaker or something?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
There's icebreaker transit on this not now got here
I can't go in there. Are you serious? What is this?
They just out of this tunnel just add something
Yeah
Oh, yeah, too busy
Now that you mention it, Clungsy, well, now that you put it that way...
Now that you put it that way...
Next update, Trudge...
Well, then, there's a big update.
There's a big update right there.
No, no, no, there's stuff on the other... Wait, there's two parts to the tunnel in here.
This is just the X-Rang.
This is the co-op X-Rang. This is always here.
Well...
Where's stuff they have at?
I called the gauge so I could case test it.
I guess not.
We go see glue hard at the at the water treatment. Oh
Peep-peep-peep
Oh my god, we found the reason for the tunnels!
Oh my god, we found the reason for the tunnels!
Wait, wait, oh, the limo, whatever he stops, is that when the shooting stops?
What the hell?
Oh my god.
I'm going to touch the leg, I'm going to touch the leg.
The limo, but this is the shooting stop for the BTR.
No, go, go!
Like when it stops, I think?
This is the reason for the tunnel!
We really do come through!
Oh my god that guy was pointing right at me
it stopped it stopped it's up to shoot you open I think no I'm watching the
right side someone wants to left I'm watching left we should we should maybe
was ghost driving we turn around take cover oh where's the guy is he in there
No, I think you enable cover fire again. I don't know. He's just driving
He's not getting out. Where'd you go it?
That thing still treat people oh
Exile Reaper 700 sent hey there, mr.
Should I get rust
I don't even fucking breathe
Guys guys no joke
I asked if it's still shooting people and as the last word came out of my mouth one beat the arbolet
Into the entire metal sack right in my mouth
That son of a bitch we does not confirm that he is still in there
pretty where I don't know I just heard it above me there are shots there where are you
fantastic what is your dream
is he above you?
are you in the tunnel?
yeah
good minute in the tunnel, tactically
should be dead
You will be missed, you will be missed.
No problem.
You hear him still?
Most of us should like it.
This is what he said.
Yeah, don't be talk of this,
don't talk of what you need.
Well, Southern road open.
We spawned here.
Oh.
I think Southern road was one of those permanent X-Fax.
It's not anymore.
He's not?
Are you sure?
I just looked.
We double checked.
again. Um wait, what if they
renamed it like not north
north? Oh, opposite of north.
The on north road. Checkpoint.
It's right there. No.
You're going to hell. Yeah.
You're going to hell for that.
Oh my god, so we're going
No, we have to go to
Half the shoreline
Tell me
Wait, wait
Here we go, here we go. Was that you moving?
I was just going to do a few seconds, but I'm not moving now
That was me, 100%
But there were shots directly above us at like the uh
Wait, how the fuck did I hear you?
That's what I was doing
No, I'm in this doorway
I
Said I'm just moving that was you just moving. Oh, yeah, guys. You're hearing each other. What the fuck? Okay?
We're here each other was crazy in a tunnel
She
We're gonna have to go it was cool. That was really cool
Wow
You creeping to peek and I aimed it on you and watched you instantly die
I barely saw him
God, I watched the whole thing. It was hilarious
I mean wait, we might go to spring
You see you want to stay here for another 50 minutes
That's a short line, sir.
I don't have the killing time or something.
So are you smoking crack?
Northern Shoreline is across the entire map.
You're not far, that is?
Okay, so you want to run through Chalet and fight everyone over there?
You don't want to run through Chalet anyway, it's north of Jaguaride.
No, we can run over there and take the beach up.
There's no more landmines or anything, right?
We also run that way across the street, bypass the chalets,
then they go to Path of Shoreline.
Mm-hmm
A jumping game is cool
Guys, I don't even know if I want to explore the rest of the map
This
Almost nothing new about this map
Now there is they move the ropes. It's almost like that's what I said
Oh my
I was about to say it right now what if we get a BB a lab ski car and we go to
labs and get a BB that $20,000 USD I will say labs have been very fun very
I
You guys are good
Lighthouses still complete garbage this update saves nothing
Absolutely nothing about my house. If anything, I hate it more now
That tunnel is useless that tunnels for nothing. Oh my god. I'm black in the crazy
My god
Okay, there's another scab right in front of you, Koji.
Yeah, one there, one there, one there, one there, but I heard it.
Expanded some blazer.
What blazer thing?
Oh, there's another one.
Oh my god, these are ropes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's what I...
Oh my god.
We're fucked in bed.
There's so many.
We're treated.
The ropes.
The ropes.
They're W.
Tunnel is needed for an easter egg.
An easter egg?
That's a cozy.
Jay, if I might have been killed, I would have killed him.
He's confident he can shot.
Fuck you.
Take that!
Stand behind the dead guy.
If he was still walking.
What's that?
The ADS on this is seven years.
Very, very good. Very good.
very good honestly you aimed exactly where his head would you play with me
like you could even name the guy
yeah what guy is that what I'm getting I don't even want to do I don't I'm not
even into it right now I'm repairing my not into naming things of course of
course what she gets his we see your name things he's a lot of harm to
Continuously named different weapons very very haram
Very haram coxies. Is there no C4? Is there no way to kill that that?
The the take now what is that?
Well, well there used to be
So the BTR gunner the guy that shoots the gun it's literally an NPC with a gun and
There was a bug where he was spawning outside of the BTR the beginning of raids
I killed the ones who took the bt r gun
Why I have it in my I have it in my stash on my main account. Yeah
Pt it looks like a pkm and it has 250 round box max
Only way you can get it is from that and I don't think you could ever get it again
I'm just sitting in my stash and it has nine million recoil it like
If you shoot the gun you start staring at the ceiling
Me like so easily
He's like sitting in the BTR shooting through it and he's just like hidden can't say it but there's guy there
It's like some crazy scab BTR scab. We do you think that's fucking sick
Do you think the gun is specifically designed to not hit the BTR because that you know, because he shoots out of it
So I have one of you guys we should try to see the BDR see if the gun goes through it
What kind of Russian vibe coat? Oh, I see what you're saying
You just think about that gun would have to be programmed to be able to shoot through the metal on the tank
Or he would just be shooting inside
What that for a second
Or one-way hitbox never mind maybe the tank you can only shoot inside out outside
What made you come back to Tarkov?
Well, there was a sewage tunnel on the left side of the road on lighthouse.
It was pretty intriguing.
It was pretty fire.
There was a funny sex tunnel under the mountain.
Yeah, well, you guys are failing to realize how much work the RTX lighting in that tunnel took.
And I feel like you guys are coming back.
To be honest, it probably took some Russian guy, like two months and 30 bottles of vodka to make it.
That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work.
That's probably what that's like.
I cannot believe they had it. I cannot believe it. I don't even mention that that is
The most useless piece of crap I've ever seen in my life
Yeah, but like what if what if what yeah, it's a laugh laugh
What if you're not to mention the audio is amazing in the tunnel too, that's true
That's really fine. We're really hard that you hear people outside. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you, if you spawn over there,
it literally makes no sense to go through that tunnel
because it leads you back to where you spawn.
Yeah.
And then if you were coming from the other side of the map,
it still wouldn't make sense to go through there
because you either can just walk around
and there's like two spots where you can get camp,
or if you walk through the tunnel there's a thousand spots where you can't.
What if they're waiting for...
Like, what if they added that?
And then they're doing another bite house on the attack.
So what might you show it you're actually kind of cooking the end of the line map is next that's the next map end of the line and it's an underground nuclear facility.
So maybe it's connected to that.
Wait.
Or if people are saying reserve though so I don't know but the next map is some underground map.
full underground map
new title
title
Well, they just added some time
Wow was that accelerating or what guys?
Had a great time watching the BV eat the BTR
I
Digesting a bullet larger than my forearm it was it was intriguing very intriguing. I got killed by sir yoga mentos
Sir yoga Mentos like sir sIR sir s e r y o g a space m e and to less sir yoga
I like my martini shaking that stirred
What a crappy what a piece of crap what a piece of crap I can't believe I can't leave a guy
Let's do literally anything else let's go literally anywhere else guys, what do you think about that?
I think that's a cool idea.
I'm gonna bring a Glock.
Guys, can you taste test it for you?
Cuz I will taste all the food.
I have all your stuff, baby.
Do you have all my stuff, bud?
Do you have all my stuff?
No.
I have all your stuff.
Do you have all my stuff?
Yeah, but the thing is, I'm not a soldier.
Nice.
Nice one.
Okay
But how many rig bags a little 50 bullets a two-use catalog of these you have a guide do my guys
Yeah, oh my god. Oh, wait, what do I need to bring that?
Nothing, okay, all right. Oh, let's ride
I've got a new math for us much more exhilarating
Okay, you want to try it you want to try
I'm going to try scabbing to see if you can get him to be a live star.
Yeah, I'm not mad.
What headphones do you want?
I don't have headphones.
Compact six is something like something cheap.
Let's go.
Let's go right here.
Get Mr. Mr.
is big.
Well, I have the nut sack on my face on my scab along with this weapon with the
most Ricky Binky Scobob.
I've ever seen my life.
And my name is Ruslan.
Sambamba bullets.
the last time you've seen grass.
Go ahead. Don't be shy.
You remember what color this guy is thinking about?
Yes, Dennis. Yes.
These are partners, Mr. Landmark.
These are partners.
These are the tough questions, boys.
These are the questions we're getting out of the big break now six.
I stopped prestigious because I would rather.
I'd say anybody lower than a prestige four is probably a fucking loser.
Oh, all right.
Okay.
Oh, that's really how you feel.
I mean.
DRIVE!
My technology
Fire
You know what we couldn't use that
We don't want to kill it I have two days I have a vibe 25 and a normal
We, we, if we kill them do we lose rap or no?
Yeah if we kill them we lose rap don't we?
I think we do guys kill them.
Landmushy, do we lose rap?
Do we lose rap?
Do we lose rap?
Act like I lose my staff.
I don't have anything you need.
Yeah.
I don't have anything you guys want.
There's no need to kill me.
Should we lose rap for this?
I think you do.
I think I do lose rap.
Did you lose rep there's so many nades
They're all dead you kill with that grenade yeah, they're all that
They were already dead you say
Yeah, there's no way he killed all of them. Yeah, it's a boss
100% 100% where's ya where's ya
We grab some guns guys you guys got some guns
KS-23 KS-23 KS-23
Get some guns guys get some guns get some guns
Get some guns get some guns
Hurry hurry quick
With haste
Sweet
Oh my gosh
I'm shot 10 I'm a KS-23 we can actually kill somebody we can legitimately kill somebody
We're cooking we're cooking
I'm just printing over to see if I can find that guy that's the guy that killed all these guys
Yeah, we gotta kill that guy. He's my juice. Yeah, I want to make sure he doesn't go to the broken building though
Yeah, I gotta get a good weapon. At least he's been missing
Yeah, he looted them all doesn't go over there. Yeah, I have a vibe 25. I'm
Tier 5 armor and a cast 23. Oh, we were stopped. We were locked. I'm locked
I'm just gonna shoot his legs for you. Yeah
You're on the house
I'm spreading
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm also coming everybody say there's a tiger. Why is we live on this entire because I looted a player body and they didn't realize
the player body oh
Yeah, which direction am I going in?
We'll respond other beaters coming up. We don't
I
The beats are gonna kill me no, no, no, it's fine fine
One time we show camaraderie
I am I the I am on second floor of the theater. I see what thank you. This means be quite quite me
What's up to us? You mean these two fools? I have no idea what they're doing.
I went right here. I didn't hear the shots right here.
So I thought you might go. Close in catch.
This is a super hot spot. Put me in catch.
Dude, you almost hit the BTR with that. Yeah, you almost hit the BTR with that.
Look at the landing there, right? I see.
I do have a 525, so maybe I
Don't know where the guy is
Yeah, one of us is in say good
We'll show this mission would solve this mystery before they do
Clubs
There's a person right here
That's close to the uh the strip
Just the hook allowed, just look at it, the strip club is open.
Oh, that's cool!
Kermit's finger is right in there.
Hold on! What are you just doing? Are you shooting his gap?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna be just trying to shoot him.
Are you gonna shoot me?
Yes, he's coming to shoot you along with every other scab.
Is he though? Is he? Is he?
Yes, he definitely is.
He left, he left, he left, he's going upstairs.
Oh shit, don't hit my...
Well, I think he's fucked for the rest of the raid.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Nobody saw nobody saw anything. They'll be all right
Listen, they're coming after me
You sure you want to do this we use a watching camera. Let's go. Oh, okay. Where'd you go?
I'm right towards college. You see down this down the block keep on where we were going blue bus
You see a blue bus a blue bussy
Shit this you know me oh
No, I'm equals. Oh, no, I'm equals
Are they just trying to hold again my star clock see mr. Clark see
I
Was just going on many many men
Hey, since I killed one of those scouts that beats you're gonna fuck me up. No, not a big job. Just every other time
That guy said you actually hit him by the way, so he could have to get you who
Oh, yeah, so make a left.
Okay.
Where's his PMC at, guys?
I don't know.
He's going to be so kidding, though.
I
That's my friend down there
Mmm, man, maybe you never know
Oh
You just any piece he's left we got 14 minutes left the a was here
Maybe she guys I do we just go look for labs he cards for Mr. BB dad
Okay, go cap and a land you can shoot a cabinet land go to cabinet land
cozy cozy
I was gonna I was gonna go look that that things in the direct center right on
Oh
Yeah, it's a good idea. That's what we and me coach will do there and then they look which cabinet land
To the right the red bank with a bajillion cabinets in it. Are you ever be at a cabinet land?
We'll hit the next house
Okay
I find a dead P.m. She
clue video he's poor though he says it's nickers are you're shooting that's
by the key oh that's over yet it's almost obvious
get up boys that sounded like a scab it sounded like a stim 9
my dear scab yeah but who's the shooter shoot at somebody oh jesus to me it's a
scab he's what the hell get out of here did you kill him
God, I'm sorry the head. What the hell was that?
Who's like I should
What an asshole that that's a pain scam right there boys
What up, oh hell, well, I should watch the first ever see the helmet working a while
We had an airplane
This guy's got a laps car
Especially yeah, I'm checking right now. I'm taking a little peep
I've had a flabby guard in the very first cabinet
If you look for a second one
Very first one I open that's actually saying if you go you go with you one tap to the labs
Yeah, let's get two labs because we have two chances
What do you want to get one tapped in labs?
Yeah, you're lucky boy. It's spoiling me
Oh, maybe you're gonna get something this guy. Oh
Never mind. Oh, I forgot. They all forgot. I've never seen that
Never see that my entire life get them in
I
Did you forget that you shot their friends?
I don't know I never use my staff. I have no idea. I don't know how scouts work. Maybe has aura. You need to use him. He's aura
Hair up and to do the same break tea apartment. What's that? Oh, that's like a two million dollar key. Oh
Yes
I
Think oh
Oh my god
I'm in the the little cafe though not the cafe the
store past the post office oh yeah I know wait across the speed to the post
office no no it's like on the corner you know the cafe is the next to it there's
a little cell phone story yeah yeah yeah well I thought it was a cafe and then
like a saloon I mean what do you do don't die if you give me the lab car okay
but go shit go straight keep going straight is it the end is it this block
of yeah all the way at the end that's a phone so that's like a saloon
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Say, don't die to the guys that killed landmarks.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
That is what I'm saying.
Look at the door where the dead guy is.
And then you pick up the, you go,
keep going through it, it's southern store.
No, you don't die.
Don't die.
Who's you running with?
I need to help over here.
It's a good time.
Bye.
Caboose right now, I'm sprinting.
landmark, he's through that door that did the right.
What'd you say, boss?
Hey, what?
Keep going, keep going.
Yeah, that's why I died that no he wasn't in there is across street
I see oh my my mark is in the perfect position
I am
Okay, I'm by the I'm by that key where you get the key their relaxation
I don't see this guy, I just heard him shoot.
Grab this guy's lab key, come on.
I'm gonna kill this guy, okay?
Get, get, get, get.
Get it.
It's John!
I've got you fast, dude.
I've got you right where I want to.
Where is the lab key card?
It's all that dead body in the front, the one that's in the downward doggy position.
That's the VTR, sir.
Hopefully, it's not gonna shoot me.
Wait, are you spreading to the right?
This is me, this is me, yeah, right next to me, John.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's super easy right in front of me.
Is it in your backpack?
I don't know.
I can't see him.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Where was he going?
What actually we go to over here?
Is it?
I grabbed it.
I think we're in the, uh, the flier this way.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Grab it.
Where do I go?
You can also be upstairs.
I'm just gonna run past it.
He's gonna, he's gonna extract.
You don't lose him.
Where the fuck do I go to get out?
Oh, jeez.
Uh, sewer, I'd probably go manhole.
It's right by the, um, double tap-oh
and see if you have the sewer.
Where'd he go?
Oh, Jan.
No, I have pinewood, I have shopping mall.
This is the exit, right?
To my lab.
Some chat sky, uh, apartment complex.
I actually own it.
I actually hate the map and all I know is super, uh,
supermanhole.
Supermanhole.
Where's Arch?
Where's Arch?
super manhole super manhole he's played map I know super manhole you shut the
fuck up super manhole where is he super manhole I think he's gone I don't see
what we got wait I see him
I'm right here I'm right next to you
This is me. This is me. Where's he?
Fuck you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna be out of here.
He's gone. He's gone. Oh my god. I think he's gone.
Don't wait. Oh my god. He's gone. He's gone. It's not that much right there. This is the accent. This is the accent.
I didn't have no stamina! I didn't have no stamina!
No!
Wait, that was a player scab? That was a peace scab?
Extract. Yeah, that's not a player extract.
PEE!
Sorry, sorry much.
Boogie Boogies.
Okay, can you guys, guys, BB out?
I'm BB! Where are you?
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
You're out?
No, no, I'm getting out.
Of course you're going to be, I'll take that right here, yeah?
You're an extract by us?
Yeah, well the guy just left.
Oh.
You know we had it.
Mr. Inquity! Mr. Inquity!
Oh, you're pretty good at this game, Mr. Gunseat.
Mr. Inquity! Mr. Inquity! Mr. Inquity!
Mr. Inquity! Mr. Inquity!
I need I had so much money on me you are you kidding me
Are you serious? I can buy better stuff at a Red Cross store. Maybe they have those. I don't know.
I had like a hundred and fifty, no, two hundred and ten rubles on me.
Oh, oh, what? You know what I said? You're back.
You know the first thing I thought was fucking cigarettes.
What?
All right, cigarettes.
I needed one more to complete the quest, asshole.
Oh, well, I'll get you some don't you worry. Sorry Ruth's land some bamboo list is very it's a little crazy sometimes
It's a little crazy sometimes
Excellent
Yeah, we got the key card
You got the key card. Yeah
Not too savvy boys. Not too savvy. Now we go to labs and get a wrench.
I'm gonna give you all the goodies I find from labs. I'm gonna give you the 20,000 USD, okay?
Well, you know what actually instead I'm not gonna do that.
Now that I thought about it for a little bit, I'm not gonna do that.
Well, maybe half of it. Maybe half of it. Maybe a little something. Maybe.
Yeah, that's just payment for bringing me along for this fucking ride. Yeah, a little some some little some some
Just a little some some good head
You're a couple goodies
Bring it to type 20
Course you still use that poop g-30s eggs. Wait. Do you know what you want your shit? I have your shit. Oh, yeah, I love my shit
Yeah
We're going to I don't I go in with just a pistol, right?
I don't know you want that and I come out with everything you're that you're that's cozy. He has your stuff, doesn't he?
Yeah, I know your stuff. Oh, okay. What do you need?
You have everything nothing and that's right.
Absolutely not. Here's the big body boys. Here's the big body.
This is where we turn it around boys.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Did you not just bring him some blood exes?
No, I don't.
That's not how that works.
That's not how that works.
I need a key card.
I can't drop that exes at rate.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, yeah.
I smoke cigarettes inside the nursing home
and close all the vents and stuff.
Oh, man.
That's sick, man.
Boy.
Nice.
Big, nice.
What if you hot box a nursing home and we just absolutely out of their minds, 89 year
old Cheryl's hooking up with Paul, 92 years old, on a heart transplant next week.
I think that's what they already do.
Yeah, I heard that.
I have heard that.
I heard nursing home people are just fucking.
I mean, what else are they doing?
You think they're nursing home?
They're fucking dying.
You think they're fucking in the nursing home?
Well, some variation of fucking.
My question is, if I'm 90, am I going to find 90-year-old ladies attractive?
It would be like, dude, I like the way you can't sag down your belt.
I mean, I think so.
I think so.
Are you going to be fucking when you're 90?
I don't know.
I think.
I like the way your hints don't work, so we have to have sex in this wheelchair.
I don't know how they get there why do I mean there this this like
Yeah, doesn't even function shit. Yeah, you're
Like I think guys can go
Well, you can be that guys don't work they got a surgery for that that one guy just died of it
Oh, I saw that and that guy didn't mean my time wasn't he 40
Yeah, I was an old thinking was mighty, but
No, he was like 40 and he went under the dick thingy and it fucking yeah, he's getting penile enlargement surgery
And he died but at least he died with a giant fucking cog, you know what I mean?
Like couldn't work
How did they finish?
What did they do?
They might not finish the surgery
What if he's got like a half, it's like a half cog
It's half cog
What a terrible way to go
Holy shit
You don't want to go out and have cocked me.
Yeah, holy fuck.
No, dude.
Literally died with his cock out.
Holy shit.
I forgot to listen. Who died with their cock out?
He died to have cocked me.
Wait, the guy that died with that cock enhancement surgery.
Cock enhancement surgery? Well, dude, I...
I was like, I don't know how it worked.
He was getting penile and large.
How do you get that? How do you get...
I can tell a friend of mine, how do you get that?
you that
you go to the surgeon and you say hello mr. surgeon i want my brajo enlarged
yeah oh i think you need to say that to them you can make it their option for you you just
say hey man i'm just it's really small i'll just be like do you think this will be better
yeah and then he'll be like you're gonna try to go for a normal physical and you go and
you go hey well i'm bidding over conference would you mind taking a look at that bad boy
tell me if it's a good change your personal opinion doc is this a good size
This is a dentist office. This is the customer help section of a target. I'm not sure what you're talking about
Yeah, we're transitioning
I don't have night vision for you.
Do you have night vision?
I have a passion, right, so I can put it on there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, got you.
I don't have night vision.
That's okay.
We don't expect you to kill anyone anyways.
I, okay, I have night vision.
I'm not a asshole.
I got, he's killing the guy.
You can see the 5-5-6 bullet enter his mouth.
I can at least kill one guy right at the beginning.
Oh, folksy.
Shambalamba Bambula.
I can kill him.
But that was me.
I'm Sam Bam Bam.
Sam Bam Bam.
No wait, Sam Bam Bam.
Beluza.
I can at least get one.
One.
Whoa, Black Betty?
Bamblam?
Black Betty?
Bamblam?
Hey, Bamblam?
Bamblam?
Bamblam?
How's he get the red?
Bamblam?
You shut the fuck up.
That song reminds me of War Dogs.
I gotta get him ready.
It's a very nice.
Sorry, that was mean.
Everything reminds me of War Dogs.
I gave my dog out of my pistols today just to feel something again.
Take the pistol to my dog's paw.
Just like experience war dogs before it comes out again.
Why did it come out?
I'm missing so much.
After tomorrow.
They're gonna come out.
I thought it was 4 a.m. but somebody else said 11.
New and Easter.
New and Easter?
That would be 11.
You gotta say the same thing.
Yeah 11 central noon Easter. I'm going 24 hour ish. What are you guys doing on
October 23rd? What? Let's RIDE!
?
?
?
?
Yeah
He fixed the scopes going really dark after a certain amount of minutes in the rain in this update. Oh
Fuck I don't know if they fixed it being dark when you go there without restarting your game
I think you have a press, right?
Which of course.
Wait, are we doing this one?
He's not even on the bus.
Get in, get in, get in.
Hurry.
Someone's at it.
Someone's at it.
Someone's at it.
Oh my God.
Okay, all right.
I think I was at it.
I think I was at it.
I was never given.
Did he give me a rig?
And so Rilo's going to be a little tough.
But I'll still do it.
It's just going to be a little tough.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We'll kill someone.
Give me a rig.
Oh, I gotta give me a sec. Why is your leg broken?
Because you shot it because you're fucking ugly and stupid and a waste of space. I fucking hate you.
Oh, I thought it was for a funny prank.
I was wrong.
I mean, she was way off the mark on that one.
I guess, I guess we're not right.
It wasn't for that. It wasn't for a funny thing. It was for all those other reasons that closely
listed. What do you guys do in October 23rd? What is that even fucking mean? What are you
guys doing on Chinese New Year? Eating Chinese food. That's, listen, that's what the
I'm getting some soup. And I wanted to know if you guys wanted to play the new Call of
Duty with me. I would love to. Um, my, actually, my grandma's going to die that day. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I would definitely be there she died from nursing home activities
Wait, that's what I told us we're great. We're just where are you guys? I'm in the bathroom
We're not with you wait. We didn't spawn next to you guys
We're in the bathroom next to the elevator transient
you trolling we're by G was G
we're obok we're obok we're up yeah
medical obok medical obok
obok only got one man at a time
sector oh are you the one shooting
stuff no we're going under by res unit
now under by res oh you're going under
okay we can meet your resident
What what what what what what is battling it out out there there's a chat on this ever be careful
We're crossing 10 when you get when you get up you coming up those stairs right the screen says
Yes, we're the other side of the tent we'll be even at you
Don't shoot those guys. If you go to the door
There was open up for this
the sensor. I'm gonna go. You hear the wha wha or no? No, I heard the do do do do.
He's in on a couple of servers, couple of servers, another one server. Couple of goodies.
Right, right side server. Couple of goodies. Does he have a rig? There's multiple in there.
I would not go on there. He's huge. He's huge. I just got shit. I'm gonna go under. Or,
or he take the headshot either or. I go under and fuck with him on the stairs maybe. Right.
I
Nice
She's here. She's here. She's here. She's here. He I think you take the head shot. I don't see the body
I
Just got another Bitcoin
You just chill for a second we're doing pretty good
Is he are you on the staircase?
Yeah, I'm gonna follow them. Yeah, I'm gonna spread double bait. You're a black staircase, right? Yeah, you're green sir case
I think there's two.
Who's up with us right now?
Hey, laymark's on black staircase. Careful there. Are there in-server?
You see?
Yeah, there's two.
They just print your cross.
Yeah, they just print your cross.
You see him, boss?
I have to wait for Sam. I have no armsam right now.
Oh my god, there's sushi, there's sushi, there's sushi, he's at the bottom, he's at the bottom.
I might.
Lock him.
He's just one up top.
He quit under the desk, no, no, there's none.
He's up top, I agree.
Hey, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sprinkle him.
Hey, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sprinkle him on the go top, hey.
He's running down the hall up top, he's running down the hall top.
That's under the desk. No, there's not fuck you I
Fucked them up. He's in the offices or the little labs rooms up top. You can push it. We can push this room out
Yeah, I don't like there might be another one, but I fucked this guy. He's huge
When's on the other side other side of in the office as well, I'm super low
We've a load of offices upstairs offices. Yeah. Yeah, the guys below dog offices
I'm pushing the punch in the punch in the punch in the punch in the punch in the punch in care
They're coming to you. He's gonna be the set that we came out of
Okay, I think there's all right. What the first two of them there. I don't know. I might have killed one. I
Would have fucking killed this guy too if I can't shoot me
I mean look where you first off you're saying right next to a fucking bomb secondly the bad guys are that way. Are you watching?
Oh, what about the server room?
Yeah, just beat me.
Fuck him, fuck him.
They're gonna swing on me.
They're gonna swing.
They're in keyed.
Are they right here?
Yeah, they're gonna hear me repairing.
They're gonna send it.
They're gonna send me when I'm surf-kidding.
He's killing me.
Fucking.
God, I'd kill the guy up top limber if it wouldn't feel like I.
It's a random guy.
There's a random guy crabbing and fucking out for a day spot.
There's a random guy crabbing and fucking out for a day spot.
I'll shut up my arm stamp.
I'll switch it up, switch it up, P.
Don't push! I have arm stamp!
Okay, alright, I'll secure this for a couple minutes.
You're welcome.
Is he coming out of that door where it says 06?
Oh, no, the tent to the right of it, the blue tent.
He's jumping above.
Oh, you might come out of that, uh, that shibble to the left then.
Are you pushing, I think?
I'll pick you up.
They're gonna die
Yeah, like you're larger with us
There's no way they're coming from behind us they all should be come by think of radio
And shot a station bomb shot me oh sweet and shoot you and you shoot the bombs in the tank
Who's behind us talking
It might be a black fish on the second floor.
Locked him.
You lost our buffalo.
You lost your buffalo.
This is me.
This is me.
You lost your buffalo.
There's more shit.
He's there.
He's there.
He's there.
Did we jump across?
He's down!
Now I see him.
I see him.
I
Leave the guys there anymore. He would like upstairs some
Let's go. Let's go to this. I promise there was one. There was one up here and then one there
Maybe I come in to win me I come with you. I do you do it something
because I see impressive I honestly I honestly kind of believe it sometimes I
look over at me and I'm like damn he's covering something
they're on the body baby there's two two dead bodies there one died going to
landmark three dead there's three dead in front of me I promise that's where
landmark right there oh where's that landmark at the end of the hall no
That's actually my view of the whole
They know doorway is you yes in the door right in the door right behind you
All right ones down and then I died
You kill him?
He killed me.
He's the one that's always dead.
Ah, perfect.
What I like is when people tape their guns to the top of their head,
and then they shoot with that.
So, actually, if you guys might not know this,
but in World War II, they wouldn't actually hold their guns in their hand.
They would tape them to the top of their helmet,
and then have a string connected to the trigger with their finger in their pocket.
And then that's how they'd shoot the gun.
And that's that was the technique that I was using right there. It's honestly, it's a it's a really old technique
But it works. It works. It was good. You guys see that every write that down kill the very right now
You'll be right there down. Oh, that was incredible. That was incredible. That was good
Wow, I know where the other guy killed fantastic fantastic. No taking good good good
I'm gonna do sprint it up.
Damn, nobody was watching the staircase while I was fighting the guy ahead of us.
Hope he was watching but he uh
So he was staring at his gun while he was shooting you instead of him walking left and then shooting in the head
He decided to stare at the muzzle around the corner that was blatantly shooting you waiting for you to die
So he thought that you were the last person on the team
So then he would sprint around the corner and then would kill him and then peanut would get all the lead
but instead
Shots like he buys no that doesn't sound like me. That's a really good move
You were saying the alpha wolf right now
Well guys yeah, so hey listen gentlemen yeah, I'm gonna let you guys get to what you guys do best
You guys enjoy labs and all that stuff
Listen, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do on my own I'm gonna do some scabbing and some of this and some of that
Oh, no, no, no, if you keep playing dark
I'm usually on that spot. I'm just joking. I would like to know what I really can if you play dr. Blue mess I
Just don't want to be that guy dragging all the other guys, you know, I don't be that guy dragging the other guys down
No, no, no, no, you are dragging us out.
We love you.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
No, but we love you.
Yeah.
We appreciate you.
Aw, man.
Aw, man.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
We appreciate you.
Aw, fuck it.
If Colxy says it, I'll say it.
Oh, my god.
Colxy, big decided here.
You can either be a good guy and let the baby come back
and play with us, or you can be a bad guy,
but you can play lives online.
A baby.
I do not care that you are new to the game.
I would enjoy playing with you, but we're here to have fun.
And I'm a great friend.
I think you're a great friend.
That's very nice.
Where's the nuts?
NUTS!
Get out!
I'm fucking kidding.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
I felt that one coming.
I felt that one coming.
Oh my god.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
right because one is if you guys want to do some of the fucking endgame shit that I can't just let
me know just be open no that's how are you gonna be running laps all night time be terrible dude
that sounds I have a problem my face is thinking about it that's all right I'll catch you guys later
I just can't, I just can't, I just can't, I just can't.
We'll get you another lab, we'll get you another lab, guys.
Okay. Yeah.
Maybe I don't know if you noticed or not,
but the big update that they were pushing for a while
was the labs, I mean the lighthouse extension
and you saw it firsthand.
It was absolutely.
Was that the tunnel?
Yes, the tunnel.
The tunnel of greatness.
I'm honored.
Nikita, I don't know if you're watching any of this,
But as a new player, I'm honored to have been able to go through the tunnel.
Wow.
I'm sure not many people have gone through the tunnel.
I think people have been shitting on them for the update.
No, what's their shit on?
What are they talking about?
I don't know.
What's their shit on?
What?
They added a great tunnel.
I love shit.
A tunnel.
You can walk through it and a bunch of other stuff too.
I
That that is beyond on the real like get out
Let's get what actually the point of the kind of there has to be something that we're adding
Maybe the next map, but everyone was saying that's supposed to be reserved connected, but maybe we're all wrong
I say it's that on lighthouse. This is my this is a Peter certified assumption gas
educated gas
No, let's rock it. How about I bring in a Glock 19 helmet and an earpiece in my mouth
But we have to go get another labs card. So we're gonna go
Right here. We got you about that. Yeah
out. Are we scabbing out or are we just sending it. We can scab it. No, we have to wait a
minute to scab. Maybe you have to wait a minute to scab. I hate this fucking map. I'm pretty
sure it's actually either you or Landmark actually waiting for it. My scab is fine.
I feel a check. Let's check. I've got 2.204 on fence. What about you guys? Oh, no, I'm
Oh, I'm waiting. Let me say I kill a lot of stabs
Thanks
27 we kind of just dig it out until it comes out. Let's hope this update would be a bit better, but
Hey, uh, it's not real. You guys ever heard of the game called project Zombo. I
Never played it folks. He loves that game
Yeah, no, actually there's yeah, he called me last night at four in the morning. He said Peter were you
And then after that he proclaimed his love for project John Boyd
Incredible
Yo, what do I need? What uh,
Trader do I need to get back for the nl545? I
That that goes really good. I don't I remember it's like skier or something
Or happy boys hop in I'm Lasha Hassan wait
This is gonna be a shocking rain this is gonna be a shocking rain guys. Oh my goodness
No, I'm use my name in the game
Wish I hey, what's that? What's that piece? I'm wearing what's that red piece?
Let me see. Let me take you guy. Where you wearing it? What's it? Where you come on?
It's like a red shirt. There's like a red Kevlar like a red
Red Kevlar it looks like a really rare armor it only spawns in specific locations bathrooms playgrounds
it's very rare. Honestly, this is a lucky vibe for you. That's lucky. What is it? What
is it? In your inventory? It's called this. Well, that's for the little toy gun that you
which kind of wins the situation.
Now let's run!
I
Raised you
We got you guys go
You was gonna come a see palace. Yeah, the names are you guys is 29 minutes on this way a lot of people see sale
Yeah, there's a I hear a lot
With a shot over relax
We do lose that for killing my business
No, no, no, I don't think so
This can be good
I can't actually cook
Let's go
I have a lot. Hey, where do you guys go?
They might as a boat actually with a bird's come on you know, it's a food. Oh my good
Oh my god
I'm going to relax. I'm going to relax
Just keep them out there like so far
At least they have a move. Yeah, they move around. There's a scapid
We relax we was open boys
Right there could be any they're trying to get we realize that we're pushing this you die. Thank you. It's all
Where are you?
I went that one. I thought I could get an angle
I thought they're at one it so I went here
You know I've recruited a man you have a CD
I need you to get inside of the lax room and see if you die right there right there let us know what happens
She fires
who's that in that tunnel? me. oh. are you either gone? how long do we have to kill them?
is there a flare extract over here? yeah it's the one next to the mole. oh they're a mile.
they're a hundred percent. they're a mile. yeah they're definitely gone. well also people will sit
in that and just camp it. it's insane. we'll shoot the flare and run in and sit. you might have killed
this boss there's a lot of grenades going off over here. per chance per baby. because we're early
in this rain it's it's it's like 25 minutes we there's probably is like a bunch
of MCs tell it's definitely hit but I don't I don't see anybody here
between the fire nation and that team is gone let me go to Kvansim's
it's gonna Kibbutzi's place follow me boy follow me guys
the Kibbutzi palace
Kibbutzi palace
I should be head over yonder and take a little peek
wait who's this guy? wait oh that's Lema
wait wait wait
How'd you get here so far?
Looks lightning.
Right.
Right here.
Boomerah.
I'm scavigallin' the flash.
Here's a shot to the other door, to the other door.
Next to the...
I don't know where that ends.
Over there, over there.
What's wrong with you?
Come on, scav army, come on, scav army.
Where's the bodies here?
Fuck him, we gotta get to the guy.
Alright.
We're gonna lose him again.
the guy the guy the guy that we were chasing got out but I do such
We're next to like the bridge or something maybe by the bank
Is it a beer see it
Here
Who's got a front I
He's in the beanie so he's tripped out with the latest fashion
He was in the back of that truck right there. Are there a question there?
I don't know. Is it at the end of the blue blue thing right here right time?
There's a boss on the BGS. You're all about to get grenade launcher and run
Run run run
Oh
We can move around right-side
But you can push it was just shooting someone so what's gonna be in the cookie pile is alive?
Because this is alive though. It's alive and well. Yeah, I thought we do lose cavalry kill him
We do this Kevin. Yeah, I think so. I didn't shoot the guy on the gun
I'll shoot. Oh, it's one of the big ones at the bank. I hear something
Come on out partner, come on out now.
You're definitely somewhere in there, 100 percent, 100 percent.
Oh my god.
What is he doing here?
I shot him.
What is he doing here?
I don't know where I don't know where exactly you got the answer to it
I'm gonna go to the douchey.
Okay.
Move, move, move!
There's a guy with a mutant over here.
He's in there! I hit him in the arm!
Where? Where?
In the doorway, right in front of us, in the doorway.
He's big, he's big, he's big, he's big, big, big, big, big.
Get your ass over here, big man!
Oh no, no, no, no.
I
B.M.C. got him! The big B.M.C. got him!
There's too many voices.
There's too many voices?
Oh!
Killed him.
Nice.
You got the B.M.C.?
There's a main scab.
But I didn't...
Yeah, I stayed at that guy.
This guy is red!
This guy is red!
Well, it got.
Holy crap!
This guy was packing!
this time.
Yeah.
100%
Guys, I've read. I've read. I've read. I've read.
I've read. I've read. I've read. I've read.
Okay. What the hell?
Give me a gun.
Fine. You can have this gun.
Wait. That's perfect. I didn't see something.
Be going. Be going.
Good. What the hell?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Now, we go kill the guys doing the pussy, right?
Who's that running outside?
No, no, no, I've seen I've seen this can type a guy before he's not gonna stop until we're dead
Yeah, they're all empty
Good
We wish you'd get out first.
Brush meat.
I have a mags.
I have a mags? Do you think I had the AK mags?
No, no, no. I don't have any.
I've got some AK mags.
Here, here. There's one. There's one. There's one. There's one.
Oh, no, it's not the right one.
It's just an AKM.
I have like 10 bullets.
No, she's gonna get away. We gotta move. We gotta move.
Dude, I think a bond's up, so there's no way they kill him.
We can't really do anything about the Muggers with scams.
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him, I have a Vod25 and shit, I don't care about the ramp, fuck the ramp, what does the ramp matter, we're not getting capo?
I'm getting capo!
You're not getting jizz!
You shoulda get a Vodge!
It's easy.
Have a peanut as a hint of something.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, easy construction.
No, I'm in construction.
Oh.
Wait, you, get by it.
Oh, wait.
That's, that's, I've got, he's here to suck, he is in construction, there's two, I'm dead.
James, what are you doing?
No, oh my god, he's fucking huge!
I shot him in the head, put him down!
He's got a bastard slapping on bottom left side, bottom left side!
He's just because of mountain, he's just because of mountain!
Oh my god.
Was he used to life?
Yeah.
Hold on, I got you.
He is very, very, very big and black.
Was he used to, used to, used to, used to, used to, used to.
Okay, okay, you gotta give me a second right now
Get it
This guy's passing you guys a huge go a batch of something everything
But my grandma got three four mags. What the mag in the gun is full as well
I'm sorry.
He went over to it to me better.
Shut up.
Sorry.
Sorry to talk while you're trying to concentrate.
Sorry.
Sorry, you forgive me.
I'm sorry.
I should know that you forgive me for talking when you're trying to concentrate.
You should first work left side.
Your sound doesn't work.
Go away!
Why?
You forgive me for talking when you were trying to go over the concentrate.
Yes, okay, thank God.
Ooh, he's had to be certain, had to be certain.
He was right there where that blood state is.
That's where he shot me from.
Adam Cook, boys.
Adam Cook, Adam Cook, boys.
I need to go on. No, no, I saw him through the ground. You see him right here.
Graphic settings are dookie.
Your base?
I don't know.
You should not give him the business coach.
You gotta let him know.
Take that ceiling.
Okay, dude, listen up here, ceiling.
You're going down.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
All right, all right, ceiling, this is the last time.
This is the last time, Mr. Ceiling.
Why is my sense so slow?
Excellent Raid, gentlemen, excellent Raid!
You thought you could get away with your crimes, did you, ceiling?
Actually not.
Hey, that guy has 300 hours with 415 raids.
415 survived 200 raids.
It's gone.
We said 415 survived raids, but only 200 raids?
Now, 415 survived at 200 KIs, 300 hours.
You still are making sense, how many raids total does he have?
800 raids, 1 KD, 300 hours, is that normal?
No.
But the 60% survive rate?
That is not normal.
I will say it's not impossible, but that is definitely not normal.
I think that guy might be a cheester.
What do you think?
Maybe he's a cheater.
I see we false accused him.
That guy is cheating.
I am 100% certain.
I am 100% certain that guy is cheating.
I have the evidence. I'm just not going to share it with you.
So I don't feel like it.
That also did happen.
Don't blame yourself, Taz. Don't blame yourself.
Take accountability and talk about it's against the rules. He was cheating. He was cheating and he was a racist
Yeah, I'm pretty certain when he killed me as she was my screen turned black. I heard the n-word
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh that was just closing
I'm being told that if I don't buy the unheard edition I'll never be good. That is true. That is correct
That's fucked up. But also if you buy the unheard edition you'll also still stop. It's a fake TTVer. It's not even a real name.
Okay, then actually I was joking before that but usually what people think TDB it's usually cuz
That guy actually might be a hand
Real your real and true
We dig in a lab scar no boss
We got we gotta go get a large card wait, where's the second place best place in labs?
I think we look like a mark to my car BVO with that left card in a group landmark
They can
What's gonna be that?
What do you get what do you need the best way of getting allowed to go there's a filing cabinets?
Second best ways
Hey
We're going to see that we kill Kabushie and take all his filing cabinets run that jits filing cabinets dead on a stack
You're talking about him and his crew him and his crew be
Proversing the block and we what we'll do is we'll go in there and kill them
We'll spin their block types it dead on and we'll run that jits filing cabinets on a 10 toes down type shit
I'll go in with that, I'll go in with that, let me go see Fence if he's got, maybe he's
got something.
Does Fence ever have him?
Fence could have him.
Let me see real quick.
Now that you said that on stream, the people hate watching are going to go take him, you
better be quick.
You better be quick.
No, there's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing
Okay, what's music?
All right. Yeah, it's like a reward. Oh, I gotta get another suit. You should be back
I gotta get another suit. Just a beat right back
Wait for me, wait for me.
Wait for me, wait for me.
I have returned, I have returned.
Cheers boys, cheers.
Delicious, delicious.
I'm back boys. I know you guys were worried. Oh my God. I know you guys were worried. Where's
it? Where's it? Where's it? Where's it coming back? Where's it? Where is it? Where I'm here
guys. Go away. Are you guys drinking the day? Are you guys just had a little sip of beer?
I just took a nice little sip of beer. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
She got a new fridge today.
My girlfriend read the instruction manual
for some stupid fucking reason.
I don't really sure.
But she read that she had to empty out
three gallons of water from the water dispenser.
She was just filling up mixing bowls of water
and just dumping out.
She said, honey, honey, don't worry.
I'll use chat to the key later
to make some pictures of Shrek's butthole.
I guess water in front of her.
I'll leave you with enough water for both of us.
Yes, yes, it's on the road.
I
What the fuck I just lagged so bad excellent excellent another great
Wow that was exhilarating that was exhilarating
Wow
All right, all right, all right now. We're in the job. Oh my god. I forgot
CMS I
Forgot to be alive to check that spawn
You're talking about Shrek's bottle
Please god, please grab all my
You gotta see nice kid
Yeah, I do
I don't know why they didn't shoot any of the other three fucking morons two inches away from me
I don't know where it's gone tags I have more peanut dog tags than anybody else. I think
Okay, come in the bush over here and have a CMS
I would give it back.
You better.
Not the biggest threat first, that's right.
Guys, they were taking out the biggest threat first.
That's why what was going on.
I was the biggest threat that's what he had to take me out.
I was still like that.
I think he heard me screaming.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna die.
Everybody back inside.
I'm gonna die.
Just keep it. Just keep it.
I'm gonna go tell them.
He's not happy with this at all.
I do have
Oh, is that you talking just now?
I think this is something related to something else
I don't fucking see it. I don't think he's very angry at us from this rate, I think he's just projecting it
I pooped in Yona's toilet yesterday
Oh, I used the size of a house cat
So it flopped over the
top rim of the toilet. He hasn't been able to use it since
I was gonna say, twice in a row.
Wait, what about me?
Okay.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
There's two guys.
There's gonna be two guys looting me.
I'm dead looking in front of the school.
You're dead?
Yeah, yeah.
I fucking knew.
One guy popped out as soon as I stopped watching something,
shot me.
I shot at him.
Why?
To run away.
And then another guy popped out and started shooting at me.
He's sick.
Where are they gonna be coming out, Kloxy?
I don't know this map at all.
And then...
And by relax-y, right? You said?
Ooh! Ooh!
What?
You said by relax-y, right?
How about...
I'll help you take care, Kloxy.
If he gets distracted, my best boss.
single a set of car keys in front of him and say, look at this, look at this.
I don't think he's going to take care of me.
He's just one of those like, Papa's not going to be home.
You have a man in a house, that thing.
Where'd he come in? Oh, shit.
Well, well, that goes my stuff.
Oh, and he'd be happy and he would be more alive.
Of course. Yeah, which is the most important part,
which is the part that I'm most excited about.
Can you take his stuff from my body?
your selfless man with your baby
your selfless man
jump on that guys
you'll probably be fine let me
never strike twice
you're a boss
you're coaxie
just ride on that
you're a champ man
you're a fucking champ
I play two maps
do you think this guy is a champ
this guy who just one tap me
One tap me without me seeing him. You think he's a champ?
No, but he's a bitch
A baby's a bitch
I bet he doesn't even have a fire cape and runescape
That's him shooting
Are you copy I don't have a fire cape
I'm not one either.
I'm projecting.
Oh shit, oh no.
I'm poor, okay.
I'm losing an SA58 with a 50 round mag, this thing.
I wouldn't shoot it once, I'm gonna end up up here.
That's what I'm saying.
His little poor kit is worth my entire fucking stash.
I literally have to use what I kill people.
I'm back, I'm back.
Said down look too hard to explode and explode all of me, so I'm hoping that I just shoved this down their throat
So when I'm up here doesn't matter
Can we play?
Let him cook boys, let him cook
Good. Hmm. Hmm. What happened coming? Yeah, honestly, dude, this guy is crazy at this game. This guy is insane. This guy probably has like $20,000.
I've been saying this guy profiled this. This guy does not have at least $10,000. I'm immediately, immediately going to start making false allegations on this guy.
I mean, are you kidding me? Two seconds have to be taking that
$10,000 at minimum I'm just gonna start spewing crap. I'm just gonna start saying whatever
Don't prove it all
What do you die from
Mr. P up nothing big Rob. Oh, you love this fine day. Good sir. I'm up there
I
Get what is we're on shopping Thursday. I like noon. I think we're something he popped me one time
From that direction
I don't know he took
I'm pretty sure you know he fucking killed me
Red it's not gonna like that I could sneeze wrong in the Fupa community. He's gonna come out arms ablaze and
Actually, uh, Peter sort of sees this other way. He's committing micro aggressions
One second. The underside of my foopa's a little dry.
I gotta rub it with Vaseline.
Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
Take everything you can.
That's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen.
I will may- I will call this guy and cheat him with no evidence!
I will do- I will do it! I will do it!
Watch this! Watch this.
Just you wait. Just you watch.
Hmm... Hmm...
Foo-po-racist?
Foo-po-racist?
Yes, boss?
Foo-po-racist?
I
There's right you see you're in the war dogs YouTube video. I see that
Point of privilege point of privilege some of us can't afford food but oh sorry. Oh my god. Was that a microaggressive? Oh
God I've been fupa inclined fupa inclined. Oh
God
God oh, no, I'm in food playing I'm in food playing climb and it's house. Oh, good. That's right
Just coax you have a food button out that guy is skinnier than a stick
I don't know how either. I don't know what's going this guy. Yeah, I'm just this guy
You're close to lose it. He's 14 years old. He's like 30. I don't even know how it's possible
I'm going to go ahead and say, we're all thinking, are you guys ready for the announcement?
Totally
How do we know
That they weren't just experts at this game cuz Landmark is literally the best player on the game
And he got his dick rang out like a wash rag. I'm sure I'm glad you were finally able to admit it P
Yeah, okay. This is just the most normal account I've ever seen my life. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy
What was your guy's name?
My guy's name was Scab by Shab
I didn't die in like a crazy way or anything
The way they threw that date
Somebody knew something. Somebody knew something
You hear the reason why I got to truck up in 2B sweats and camp the spawns can't get a darn toss without getting killed
I told you this day was garbage
I only said not to download it.
Good player.
It's incredible.
So do they?
Okay, wait.
I reported every single thing I couldn't report about the guy.
I want you guys to know about that.
I want you to know that.
I'm making this accusation on him with literally no evidence and his account looked normal.
I'm doing it.
I'm making this accusation.
Put me on Twitter.
Put me on Reddit.
That guy is a cheater.
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.
Let me get the kit back.
Excellent, Red.
No, this is not our way to see it.
Dude, I swear they used to give you a kickback.
50k, bro.
This is Russia, you won't get a kickback.
You used to get kicked back.
Go home, go home, go home.
No, they're closey.
Closey, they're Russian.
They're used to having being nothing.
It's like it's like it's like kind of like the whole stick over there
The metals wrapping down like oh you haven't eaten in a week. Oh the blue the blue heart for you come round
Six it right on the dead body
Great celebration today great celebration half a love of red
I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy I'm here guys. Oh my goodness. You're here. I'm not happy you're here. I'm actually very upset that you're here. I'm happy you're here. I'm happy you're here because that means after this next one I get to go because my time is up.
He said that to me and say that to you
GG I'm not cheating though. I had to rebuy the game
I wonder why you have to buy it a second
I'm not I'm not cheating at the rebuy the games
That's a guy. So I'm just doing that guys. Obviously not the kind of
It was the first time that actually which is suspicious, but no, I'm pretty sad to guy. He's making a joke
Thank you
I'm bringing the biggest kid. I got no don't leave out this one. Let me get to play the fun map all night
No, maybe if you leave that we all have to play the really fun map and have a lot of fun
No, she's saying all night landmark might leave
No
It goes you wait, you know you say all night, aren't you I?
I said I'm I said I play for instead of joining late
I was gonna join it for a normal time and then play like 11 and then get off at 11 rather than it's come in
Oh, you play on I think
Cozy cozy cozy cozy begin to discuss this tomorrow during butt sex at the bathhouse you're playing all night buddy
You're playing on night. No. I hate it. Yes. You are
Yes, you are
Who should I get off at 1 a.m. Now, so it's like that that far off
Remember
No, we didn't end up getting that labs card how baby we all got vaporized two seconds from the spot
So we didn't get the lives card we got nothing
Hey, you guys are a talk of guys
if you guys if one of you guys can send me your settings later not right now
they won't help it off you will die well they might help a little bit no you
might have a little bit you will die a horrible violent death and you deserve
it need I remind you that I killed a guy in labs
holy shit
he's a sigma
na na na
na na na
na na na na
now, sigma
na na na
how many of you have your biggest fan of your biggest fan
give me your wiener
give me your wiener, show me your wiener
show me your wiener
my wiener is too small, you cannot even see it
that's it, that's how I like him
that's how I like him
I mean you got that aura. Okay, you got that. I don't care how many times you die. You got that aura. Who me me?
It is shabby. I
Got exposed to her. I hear you. I hear you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Somebody sent me
Who the fuck is Tony? Maybe we should go to be his favorite map ground zero
anything you guys ever thought of ever we'll go right here.
Yeah, let me get I've got it. I've already got I've already got it.
I'm bringing my I'm bringing my big kid this round.
I'm going here.
Have you considered joining the guys and one of these raids?
Oh, I have been thinking about it.
This makes tricks.
I have been pondering it.
I smile.
I'll be terrible.
I'll try to smile.
I'm putting your penis in the nebulator
Look at everyone look at the empty pistol with three mags not even all full mags for some reason
No, really no armor no headset and a penis helmet that isn't even at max health
Butter this will be fine. Trust me
And poop out something in the bowl that you could wear that would be more effective than I like to carry
I like to carry peanut dog tag
I carry one every raid just in case I trade it with people
Fantastic fantastic find somebody you know that we don't shoot me. I got penis
Oh date also added the ability to extract someone to a right. I don't know who that is.
Try it sometime.
You're a...
Where are you?
Die immediately.
There.
I'm right behind you.
I don't see anyone.
I don't see anyone.
Oh!
Stop.
It means I could have went back towards Marker.
In the game, of course.
In the game?
Wait, who's next to me right now?
Who is it?
I don't know.
No, they probably by over here, by the way.
I don't see anyone by in the back.
Is he by by RVO?
This is work, but I sprinted over here cuz you normally just WQ over here. Is this you had for me. Yes, we're gonna come right back
I'm gonna definitely shoot one of my teammates. I don't know where he went is
What you need to do down here boss it could be I didn't see anyone spawn it like the shipping containers or anything
I
Spawned in the open field
It's fun in the open field towards the night and then spawned by the tower and I see and no one spawned in
That's
Yeah, yeah, I'll be the oakie
I was actually my white night
Okay
Yes, I'm jumping
Hello
Are you in there?
Oh, yeah
No, no, it's not peanuts
It's I'm I'm I'm I'm a traveling masseuse would you like a massage
Thank you
Two or three guys we're three guys in the March room. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, two to three to three at least you
Yeah, yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They seem like they're big strong man
Come on with your piece out don't make things get ugly don't maybe come in there
You saw me not to come well, let's do it easy enemy
But you watch the front work they leave yes
Let me know if you leave it. Let me build you leave the front door
You want a knife fight that you do
No, I'm not behind you. Oh all right fine
I
Who's the one I find hey, okay? Well if it was a me he was he was missing big time close it close you quiet
Okay, we'll come in there. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot me
No, I got no I'm not fighting
Don't come in. I'm coming in with a knife fight. I'm coming with my knife. Oh
Don't you mate? Oh, what the hell what the we're not starting now dumb ass. I'm kidding to the building
It took me out.
Okay, I have no elements.
Who is first?
Alright, come over here.
That's your friend?
Oh, and three!
That's right, that's right.
That's your friend, Mark.
He'll be here.
He's pushing up.
Wait, that's fucking landmark?
What color team do you guys want what color team do you guys want what color team
that's a baby that's a baby
We do what a knife fire baby first
You want a knife fire baby
Oh my god
Three, two, one, come.
Good job.
What the fuck?
I can't.
Oh, thank you so much, P.
What do you have a spaghetti on?
So much.
She hit that good, you see that?
Wow, incredible.
Thank you so much for.
She did.
She did.
She did.
You see that?
Yeah, you don't even mind if I dig.
10 feet of what?
Yeah, it's a fucking sword, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a one-time beat.
He's so fucked up.
I don't know if it's just us.
He's a fucked up.
Hey, man, rub rubble, buddy.
He'd rub rubble.
You hit that guy from 23.
Man, man.
You could've fully extended your arm
and not the rest of the game.
Which one's got the standing there?
This is incredible arms.
God yeah.
Oh shit, there's a left car right there.
There's a green car right on the floor.
What the hell are you guys missing?
Oh my god!
No way!
No way!
No way!
No way!
No way!
I
Is going great
Well, he man, he's got come in with nothing just so they can go to the uh to that room
They look pretty good, but I saw I think it would took all this stuff
I'm just looking for some of their mags.
I can't believe I missed that green key card.
I was in there and I'm doing the HK.
Is that right?
Oh yeah, that'll happen.
That'll happen, Coxy.
Gotta be careful.
You got standing mags on you, Coxy?
Yeah.
Oh, let's keep moving, boss.
My helmet.
Oh shit, oh you have my helmet.
Oh, go back, go back.
Go back, go back.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
I'm just staring over you and watching your left. Let me know if you want to push you
back again. A little bit more. I don't know. I think one's above me. I might have been
the bathroom here's pretty in the open field that you guys
not an open field but we are sprinting he's running and oh yep one's by the
bathroom my big in the garage to one might be on roof guys I'm in the
building next to you guys I'm a little shack little tower I'm going in that's
Slaymark, I just bring it in.
I'm in the garage, I'm in the garage.
I'm in the garage, I know.
Hey, big boy!
You think you're so tough, don't ya?
You think you're so sexy and hot, don't ya?
I'm gonna come in there and fuck ya.
I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna fuck ya.
I think I'm in the garage, you're right.
I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna fuck ya.
top window. I heard him. Stand back boys. Oh my gosh. Which the very top window? Oh my god.
Yeah, top window. Why is he still re-peaking that? Is he psycho?
One more time, one more time.
What am I doing? I'm dying. There's another stairs. There's multiple in the building. What? What?
No!
Is that a stairs? No!
There might have been a guy in the garage there too.
No!
Sorry, please.
Fuck you, please.
Fuck off!
You're such a wretch.
Watch out for you.
I'm second floor.
Second floor? Who's second floor?
Oh, that's you? Okay.
I'm coming up third floor now.
Okay.
What am I watching?
What the fuck are you not dead?
Come on and watch it.
Don't thank you
Please
Bullets, and we both stood there reloading each other's faces
Oh, see you grab all my goodies
I
Got some of this shit. Yes, I've never six plates. I don't have any other armor like that
But cannot call you told me is that cool?
It's racist. Can I lose his shit?
India India India India
I
Talked to you guys all the time
Guys keep calling me
Who disappeared my wife won't believe me that you're a wholesome Peter
I'm guessing this one's better and she doesn't like it when I watch you. I need advice. Thank you sir
Oh, so tell her I'm I'm put a lot of protest and I get
Big cans of paint my throw my famous paintings. I mean you guys kill
I give a lot of donation money a lot of donation money to those
She'll have no idea
I tell my girlfriend I drink water at least
So armor class
Doesn't matter what kind of plates are in there
Yeah, yeah, should I be pulling the plate down or no?
My wife left me
I'll have in my
Lampen
that guy's wife left me to god double wobble combo
drop the bag we're time for game it guys jazz judging me so hard on the way
What does your PMC look like you?
Oh, really?
Does it?
Wait.
Look at that.
Oh, I was going to say, I'm sorry.
You see that?
Look at that.
See that?
Yeah.
From this angle, it kind of looks like you.
Oh.
Now that you mentioned it.
Okay.
All right, get on.
Get out or
Wait a minute, I got a Hibimi has
Fuck does that mean how do you know I don't have red rebel
Your kid was worth twenty five dollars
That's how I know
Yeah, USD though. That's like a few thousand rubles at least it is true. It is true
It is factually.
Um...
Well, we gotta hit the...
the button.
I have the other mark.
So you wanna have my goodies?
So you wanna have my goodies?
So you wanna have my goodies?
I have your...
I have your type.
My type? 20?
We went with the level 6 armor.
I have your fucking level 6 armor.
I'll give him Q for a green key card.
Do you need a green card?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds like...
This is the only option.
Yeah, we'll get married.
Well, this is a big commitment, Gorgsy.
This is a big commitment.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Hmm interesting
You guys don't have a lot of looking to drop your backpacks the other thing I need you to carry your shit out
Honestly, that's the only thing I would sacrifice that
You're always dead, you're always a bitch.
I hate you.
I hate you.
What's in the chat?
I don't know who to follow.
I literally am Addis.
I'm Addis, I am just from my rig and my armor.
Kill me.
I swear every time I come back to the stream, he's dead.
Yeah, I'm alive sometimes
You got a good some Britney Spears on the playlist
No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so, no.
I'm in that garage with both at, earlier, yeah.
Can you hear me? Can you still hear me?
Roaming Red Pandasent. Master P.
What?
Have you seen the latest YouTube video for bulkhead the devs of War Dogs?
Oh, no!
War Dogs. The number one rule of anti-cheat.
Are you broken in?
Oh, wait, I think I saw a ping-pong on that.
I heard they're cracking down. They do not like cheaters, guys.
They do not like cheaters.
Unfortunately, with cheaters guys,
there's no shortage of losers in this world
and they can't catch them until they do it.
So there always will be cheaters
no matter how bad the company is at want them.
I don't think you know that.
You know what, good for them, good for them.
You don't get thrown in there.
That's the worst fucking thing.
Anytime you run out of stamina, go prone.
Even in the middle of the street,
Doesn't matter where you are yeah, you're not supposed to run it into the street where you're running a stamina
I don't think I'm prone don't listen to landmark. He has no anyway. He's talking about
Was he no listen to me mr. Hibibi
Here's the boy you're thinking, sir.
Thank you.
Oh, God, sorry.
Excuse me, guys.
I'm getting nervous.
I get nervous.
Sorry.
Dude, you were still nervous.
Wait, am I right?
I hear something.
Scaffing me.
No.
No.
Mind you.
Pull up, car.
Yeah, pull up, guys.
Shoot him, car.
He completely, how about it?
I'm not shocked at all.
He was.
We did ask, car.
You guys have to get to the extract food,
or it's going to stop.
Goofy all
No cap no cap no
Fuck you motherfucker fuck you bitch. Are you gonna just have above us? No, I did not
I'm canceling the extract mother bitch. Fuck you do that shit again
Again, there's a baby act
No way
He seems on top of you.
Fuck you scams!
Fuck you, he ambushed me, man.
Where's your BB at?
Where's your BB?
That's what I'm asking!
I'm passing train tracks and I'm fucking...
I got no stamina.
Even by...
I'm gonna be your team!
I did it!
I was my FC!
And then you saw him!
Oh, that was me next to you.
Okay, your BB is here last.
It's right there.
A BB coming.
A BB!
Oh, there's a guy on top of the thing.
Oh, my BB.
Did I?
Did I leave him?
Fuck yeah, I left him.
There's gap could have peaked while camping there.
He peaked landmarked.
You could have killed any of you guys.
I mean, if he just peaked a baby,
he would be out with a full medical final.
No, I would have killed him.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should I run out of time?
I'm going to extract.
Oh, my God.
Get the extract.
What are you guys doing?
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
I'm in it.
See, it's extended.
It's extended.
It's not far.
Oh.
Oh.
Fucking wood.
would have killed that guy dead alcohol dead off with some other fuck of wood you
would have popped the captain's ass 10 does down dead off you know block dude
you think these little talk off babies got any on me you would be actually really
fun if I survived with you guys one time
That would be sick. That would be sweet. That would be sweet. You just imagine. Oh my God.
Wait, no, maybe don't leave. I don't want to play the really fun man.
Well, you know what? I'm coming in with a big kid now.
Well, I have unfortunate news, fellas.
No, no, you gotta do one more. I'll do one more.
No, no, you're playing all night.
If you're playing all night, I'm leaving.
You're actually playing all night, buddy.
You're actually playing all night.
No, I wasn't the deal.
Coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy,
you are not leaving me here alone, buddy.
You are not leaving me and talking off alone.
You gotta be out of your damn mind.
You gotta be smoking crack out your ass.
You are playing all night, Dave.
Listen, listen, that's only, that's only what you got.
You can do that.
You can do that, yes, it's possible.
What you have to do is you have to lean over
and put your butt up like you're in a downward doggy position
and then release your oxygen from your body
and then air will suck into your butthole.
But while you're doing that,
you put a crack pipe in your butt and lit up
and the crack will go in your butt
and then you clench, stand back up,
and then it goes, the crack actually goes up
because heat rises and then you'll get high
from smoking crack out your butthole.
Or so I've heard, or a friend told me.
Incredible.
Oh, I was gonna ask you.
Part took it.
No, a friend told me that.
A friend told me, a friend told me that.
Really incredible stuff.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
You got the cool friends.
Damn right, I do.
But Closie, he never gets off ever.
He's gonna be on all night.
Closie, I'm serious though.
If you leave me alone, I'm gonna actually come to your house
and circumcise you and just leave.
Hey.
Closie, you're staying on.
Deal with it.
I said I told you.
Closie, just go ahead and fix that.
Closie, you're in denial right now.
You're in denial.
He ain't in denial.
Accept that.
Fine.
If you don't, he's just gonna call you.
I'm gonna call you five hundred times
Arrest you I'm gonna harass you all right
Okay, we we are we going we are we going to last
Got a blast
What?
You're leaving now?
We built landmarks.
God, I gotta go.
God, I gotta go.
What?
What?
What are we doing?
I don't know.
I don't want to go.
I know.
I don't know.
I have a good question.
What do you ask?
If I just leave, would you stay for one more?
What?
Wait, what?
What do you do that?
Would I stay?
Yeah, yeah, if I was the healer, if you were going to last.
Yeah, I would talk.
No.
What the heck is all about you?
It's all about you!
I thought I might have to say something to you guys.
I thought I had a sneaky exit.
I thought I had a sneaky exit man.
What are you going to break?
Everything. I'm keeping you okay.
Fuck you.
What?
What boys?
I need that kid.
I need one more, but we're making it quick.
Okay, we'll make it really quick.
Let me see.
I had the level six wide armor
Headset
Contextics contextics
And that's it I did you did you jack my headset car?
No, I less
Cudge I didn't have room. I ran my pockets Jed did on you
I know I had no room sad to be your fucking package over carry all your shit out
Who fiat food just a minute
Kill me kill me take your back
And kill me big game who fiat jet. Just just tell me just tell me that you stole my stuff
Right that said fine
I'm joining Isis.
Why?
Because I drive.
I heard they have actually a great game of the plan.
They have a great training program.
You seen them on the monkey bars?
Yeah.
No, we actually have.
That might have been Al-Qaeda.
That might have been Al-Qaeda.
Yeah.
Did you just culturally appropriate one terrorist organization for another terrorist organization?
How could I decide that?
Yeah, that was very rude.
So wait for us to find out that you have labor cab space
I'll guide it you're in for a rude way
What you wait till you hear from my grandma she's gonna be calling both y'all talking all this shit
Is Cramon Isis?
Hey, don't lie
Let's just wait until she knows you both.
This is new horror.
She's got to be appropriating me right now.
Our both areas of all the variety shop would
be super interesting to have the super motion
page with a reductionist of our 62 state funds.
Mr. Massey, engineer of my boy, good man, good man.
I'll be playing job one again.
That was a fun game.
That was a stupid C-game.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I would be literally three times more into that game,
in the zone. If there was a way to just make a base and lock it to other people,
I mean, that kid, I'm just going to say,
other than that, I find it really good. I find it really good.
I don't know why you can't. You can do. I'm telling you can't. We tried to last night.
Like you can kind of do it. You can get like a key from a house. Read, read,
do the door knobs. Then you can't lock the garage doors. It's how are you guys looking at my actual?
I don't really know. I would rather that would, that would do it for me.
That would do it for me.
Oh, shoot.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see.
No cap on a stack.
Yeah, a stack on a stack.
What do you use a paracord for?
Ah, let's ride!
Let's try it.
All right boys.
What we need is very specific.
laboratory god
you sir thank you I'm already certain that there's something missing from here
I'm already a hundred percent certain I'm a hundred percent certain to be
something vital missing oh wait sit hold on hey
And here I thought you were stupid and worthless and terrible at the game, and garbage, and
a moron, and terrible, and you don't think, and you wouldn't have brought me a good kid
and you would have forgotten something, and no one loves you, and your family should have
been with you.
But in reality, you're a pretty cool guy, you're a pretty cool guy.
you mean a boss? I'm beating, I'm beating
no, I'm not
where are we going? we're following the racists right now
I'm fucking up, I'm following you guys following me, I don't fucking know
whoa, how did you know? how did you know? how did you know?
you said something, wait a minute, wait a minute, how did you know?
how did you know? how did you know? how did you know?
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, kill me
kill me! that's crazy
I don't remember if I'll ever get to kill me and we're going right to
Gabussy that's where the lab's cards are if he doesn't have one then the
filing counter says base definitely will that was a gun probably a bullet
from a gun I don't know this map I'm gonna quit when this map came out
Excuse me Mr. Bench.
Hey.
Oh my god, that scared the poop out of me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's a lot of shooting by...
Did we go that way, you think guys?
Or no?
Okay, come on.
We're going for the loudest car?
We're going to be the worst.
Hey, there's a car in Tursi fighting a group of guys.
We're gonna kill them?
I said we're gonna kill them, yeah?
Oh, there goes my arm.
you need arms arms you have any arms oh well that's your racist oh I guess the
racist was in the back of the group okay coach you have a new member you remember
even remember. And I'm dead.
How are you?
Oh, my fucking God.
Where is this guy shooting me from?
Hang on.
Just kill me.
Yes.
How are you alive?
What?
God's killing.
73.9.
No, he's he's he's alive, but he's one.
He's just kill me.
Yeah, but out.
Just kill me.
Go ahead.
Get me.
You just went in that building you in them, but
Tell me I tell me right now. She bleeds all over
Tell me tell me right now tell me
But I get headshot
There's another guy by the
Yes
I'm good
Are you not gonna keep another on my scope you blacking out I can't
No, I'm across my squad in my own way. I did escape but I'm free
Did you jump in the
Let's go watch Mr. Closey
Wait, are you dead?
Are you spitting cross-treed?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
How did you die?
What? What is so fucked up? What is so fucked up?
I saw him just shoot the fuck out of Clogsy, and then I got one tap.
I got one tap.
Another guy, another guy, one tap here. Please, down the lane.
He's eating. Again, he should be so fucked up.
I
Ready inside here close
We'll leave immediately with our stuff hopefully hopefully we'll just do it quickly set everybody will forget what happened
It'll be a it'll be a distant memory in the wasp. You're very distant memory. Yeah, why is my flashlight like not a flashlight the fuck?
But here metal
He's got metal behind the truck it came over
something's there
or lots I use the or for that
that is
that is
that is
that is
that is
that is
that is
that is
cries open a window must have been the
way
bank I don't know they could have one
again yes I'm dedicated but had no
part of my own no part of my own
who's who's a fluke
I'll shoot anything running anything run and kill it
No, I got a back side pushing
You got front side too
You watch your back or no. Yes, I'm good
You either second floor is the idea here's sort of the second floor. I didn't know it was a second for this way
Yeah, thank you. This is of this house
Nice.
Just looking for this house.
Yeah, fucking die, fucking jumping it out.
You're in front, are you pushing him?
Yeah, I'm pushing him back door.
I'm pushing front.
You went upstairs?
No, you went upstairs.
Oh my god, I just got...
Come on, doc.
Oh
Laughing boys
laughing
Gotta be careful out there
Be careful
Here's the present for you Dalba you
Was later good
Me playing by the way
I did just a glitch on my screen that makes it look like it's effective.
Oh my god, that was sick.
What a fucking play.
What a play, dude, are you kidding?
That was so nice.
That was so nice.
Mine games, man, mine games.
Oh, jeez!
What do you think I taught him that?
Oh my god.
you can't get me
we're up just we just became a lot of order right there guys that was a big
order positive I'm gonna get your shit to be honest yeah I honestly couldn't
get less I just want to play the fucking game that I paid for I purchased the
game and I can't play it well this is my last one oh yeah and everybody is dead
I have an idea what if we abandoned landmark right now and go play labs
Holy shit, I'm spread eagle.
You see that guy?
He is ready to receive.
We've got a damn mailbox right here.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
Let me know.
I'll bring it back.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I kind of haven't been able to play the game in the last hour and a half.
So I might just exit and then go straight.
right
who's you would you like to join me
there's a lot of you like okay
you'd like to wait for us
who's he who's you stand on all night
I hope you know that you can't get me
you cannot get me I'm fucked
yeah but what about the other guys
hmm
oh I'm not
yep
yes
I learned a lesson just then what even if you're the best fucking Tarkov player
you still get clouted every once in a while man I know I can't believe how
I'm not talking about you dumbass.
Sorry, sorry, well, that was awesome.
You're a valued member of this team.
Hi, fellas.
It was a pleasure watching you play.
Pleasure.
Yeah, landmark.
It was great.
It was.
All right, boys.
It was a pleasure technically being in the same game as you.
Technically.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
All right.
Are you all just going to let her know?
That was my favorite games.
Bye.
That's all right.
GG's Mr. Landmark.
Have a good one.
GG's Landmark.
GG's Landmark.
Bye.
GG's Landmark.
GGs landmark
You guys we should go to labs
Well, I can't go to lab. So if you guys can go to labs, I'll see you guys later
If you guys want to do some zero to heroes, maybe
Hold on now
Level playing field zero to hero and off the worry about bringing anything and off the worry about taking anything
We could do some zero to heroes. That would be pretty pretty cool
I'm pretty good at those
You're on all night team
Josie Josie understand me honey
You're not getting off any time soon
You're not getting off any time soon at all
All right, you're on all night
You all make myself clear soldier
He'll do dead more he'll do it close you will do dead more. That's very jennison
I'm a little upset about this lighthouse update. Yeah, really?
Hahahaha
The scaps he's been getting by uh
No let's go in with macarons
Then we can kill Caban Zero to Hero and get a done his stuff and get the lab's in your garden
What do you think yeah?
I'm on I'm I'm in
For Zero to Hero
No well no no because then I can I'll just kill Caban with the scap because I don't care about my rat
No no but if you get too low a rat then you're always a bad scap when you go into the raid
also takes longer to do I'm good I'm good I have a shit you'll lose all of it in
one go I have one point three yeah it takes you I think we were full point
just killing come on himself no all right get your game faces on guys we're
going in with macarons nothing else nothing else at all
You guys ready? Zero to hero! Red Drive!
Um, I swear.
Don't worry, I will lead you to salvation, gentlemen. I will lead you to salvation.
I'll be to take care of you.
Mmm, take me to ice maker. Dude, I'd love to take me to labs.
I would love to go to labs.
I would love to be in labs right now.
I'm gonna do some work on my own, okay?
I'm gonna say.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, it's you, it's you, it's you.
We'll get you that last you got, don't you worry, boss, don't you worry.
We'll probably find one, like.
We'll find one, we'll get one for you, boss.
I think it's one of those things where you play this game because you hate yourself so
much that-
Yeah, that's crap.
Your friends group to hate each other as much as you want me to hate me.
I want you to hate yourself.
As much as you hate you?
Yes, yes.
You smile too much at me.
Why are you up in there real close?
I'm getting there real close.
Honestly, good.
I want you to hate yourself.
I want you to wake up in the morning, your eyes crusty, and
You're afraid of the sun.
I want you to look at the sun and hear the birds chirping.
I want you to think of death and only death.
I'm not fucking right.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
Sorry guys
Mr.. Dot I was detailing a car today and she they had many packs of Lucy's
Let's just say they may or may not be missing a case now free
The way you fucking robbed a guy of his Lucy's today, are you serious?
Good work soldier good work
Good work, Bosh. Good work out there. Good work out there.
What if another Bungulator is missing a Lucie Pack?
He's scratching his head about it right now.
Alright, come on guys. This is the plan. We group up.
Listen guys, we are three of the best soldiers ever.
Ooh.
We are the best soldiers ever.
Now what we're going to do is...
Holy moly!
Makaro!
Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go kill him.
I got a Makaro.
How are we gonna kill him with this, by the way?
Illegently.
Carefully.
Very carefully.
I have a good feeling about this raid.
same same I feel like this is the one this is the one for it this is the one
this year I get it is you know we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna get we're
gonna why am I just like teleported we're gonna win just randomly just
teleporting backwards yes I don't even know where that would be a baby
the gunner? Oh god, wait, my gun's not shooting. Oh my god. Where is he? Who is he? Where is
Easy.
He's down there, super guys.
You get him?
He's dead?
I didn't quite.
I wouldn't run that way.
Ah!
Guys, back over here, back over here.
Come on, guys, come on, guys.
Oh, how did he live?
My head shot him.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Dude, my gun wasn't reloaded
and I was like, is this thing a fucking musket?
The muckerel.
I ate this too, I ate this too.
these guys are huge are you see this and I was there too now we can we can get a
the labs card and put on a big dead body
I just had eyes both of them with one bullet
wait
I'm fucking massive right now guys
yeah
who is this?
who is this? look at that god
you look fucking sick
is he the guy in the gunner?
who is this guy in the gunner?
I think he pushed his arm
is he up?
Oh, that was a checking it
No, they're nature that we can maybe get him. Yeah, we get we we can't get him a key card because he's dead
What I just heard a scream the second I jump thing whoo whoo screened
I scream yeah, you see why I see we all see fries you oh
Oh my god.
I'm peeping up, I'm looking for the guy.
Are you sure they could have checked here for sure?
Yeah, they did.
What the fuck?
What's happening to my scope?
Guy!
What is he doing out there?
He's giving out hand jobs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
On the roof, on the roof!
Send me up there!
free but I think it was here bars I don't know I don't know well the other side
now I'll be been a peeping
who's going why would you even be looking for lousy guys
What? Why not?
Well, you can buy a limited number.
Yeah, but we need one for all.
He's dead.
ABB is dead.
This is me coming in.
This is me coming in.
One day we'll get to play last cards.
One day.
No, ABB, your ass is too fat.
Your ass is too fat. Don't die.
Your boobs are too big.
Your boobs are far too big, ABB.
Don't die.
Don't die a video. I want a motorboat your junk. Oh
Maybe I'm
Maybe spit in my mouth like you slapped me
$57 oh my god, oh my god, maybe my ass hairs when you fuck me
What
It would be haramas if you stuck your two sauce in my ass
I got was homeless by the way. I got a level one like a little two armor and an aug with those
Yeah, my guy was absolutely stacked yet a level six zuck armor and a fully stacked
Well, I killed him so I earned it
You didn't even shoot a bullet. No, but I was there in spirit
I guided your hand
And I actually can't believe my head eyes and balls with one bullet. I can't believe that either you are actually really good
Utilizing the team leaders wisdom
Incredible incredible remember what I said
Potsy shoot him in the head remember that
Wait, wait, I'm really the guy is in the chat
Wait hold on. Wait hold on. Wait a second. There's no way there's no fucking way I got tapped by a naked in front of
60,000 people. Wait hold on. Wait do you have his dog tag?
Uh, no.
Oh, wait, it actually is him! It actually is him!
It was Slagg! And that's his name! It actually is him!
I'm not even joking! I'm not even joking!
Let's go! Let's go!
All right!
What? What? What?
I'm kind of sprinting a little bit, but I'm in this house. What are you at?
You're a very nice weapon, Mr. Noob. You're Slagg.
I'm ready. I'm ready. Where are you at? Where'd you go? Hey, how you doing?
We don't be our homage and our respects rumors lag
It is back back. Of course. Yeah, he's back back
Oh, do you, oh my god, is that a business idea?
A backpack specifically made for carrying around piss.
And we do have to stop on long road trips,
you just pee in the backpack.
It's like a commuter bathroom, but on a road trip, like mobile.
There could be tear, they're either to our left
or they're in juxtaposition, by the way.
They're playing juxtaposition.
A bunch of glass is broken to the left though.
And currently I carry around on my piss in grocery bags.
Yo, can you ask that guy why he was so rich
This friend was so homeless and ugly
There's a guy laying down right on the road, there's actually no way that I just died
There's genuinely no way that I just lost that there's actually genuinely no way I just lost that that's impossible
Close you said to push he's laying down on your side of fence left side. Just push just push
I'm telling you right there. We looking laying down right there in the middle of the street left side of the opening
Oh my god, how did I just lose that how did I just lose that I'm not locked in I am not locked in right now guys
I'm not locked in at all
Right there. You're looking right at him. You see right there
You give coaching is that oh, thank god, can you grab the gun that I rightfully earned?
Please read me.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
You I cannot.
Zero to hero?
Zero to hero?
I cannot believe that I just died with it.
Guys, I have to actually lock in.
That was the easiest skill of my entire life.
I should have got that a hundred times over.
You replayed that in a simulation a hundred times.
I kill a hit 99 times.
I cannot believe I just lost that.
I- I- I'm obviously not locked in.
At first, I thought I was just gonna lock in.
Oh my god!
This guy was...
This guy was so kitted.
It was fun holding it for a while.
It was fun holding it for a couple of minutes.
I'm going to go die in a second, okay?
You know, the crash accident, see crash accident, what we said.
It went there pretty much.
Do you have, do you have construction site?
Let me see.
I have, no, I have courtyard, the elevator,
expo checkpoint, and basement.
What?
kill yourself in the game once in the game where's courtyard where's courtyard
going out I think it's the one with the green flare behind you where it's like
50-50 chance to jump in at the next the movie theater I think
Yeah. Are you sure those are all your extracts? Yeah.
Thanks. Have you thought about just dying? So, we can restart uh uh.
So, you can restart Zero to Hero. Zero to Hero. Like this. I mean even if you get out,
you can't bring this stuff back in. Yeah, you should die. Yeah, this is fucking
Yeah, you should die immediately.
Yeah, yeah, my my fucking pick up.
I'm just going to get a head top all the way.
That's a fun process.
Oh, Mrs.
Stelman, what is one good oh, my god.
Oh, man.
And Mr.
Wadsham, Mr.
Brownie, like, what's good, man?
Good.
Oh, man.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Oh, see.
I have this game all night long.
And I think the bungalows are
starting to think of some kind of a bitch. I don't want to say it directly, but by the
way, they're talking in the chat. I keep starting to think of some kind of a bitch or something.
What are they saying about Clancy?
Yeah, I think it's going to be a shocker. Okay, it's ready. It's going to be a very good shocker.
What?
No one watches you for a Game Boy.
Do they do?
They watch you to get their make a wish hours in. Okay. And sometimes fun.
I am sometimes funny okay now I am enemies you don't want you like I don't need to be
good sometimes I am funny that's enough you don't use that fucking voice that should
enough I am sometimes kind of funny help me I need you what tell me we're a
stylobalot elevator building element I don't know what racial slur you just
used against me but I don't know
what about expo checkpoint I think style be elevator is I'm pretty sure that's the
the one in the meat place, right?
I'll lay across the map behind you.
Okay, what about Expo Elevator?
That's what I just said!
Okay, what about-
Just get up, get up!
I'm sorry, Expo Checkpoint and Stylo Blit Elevator.
Stylo Blit Elevator is the one at the top
of that three-story building with the bar in the middle.
It's next to the-
Oh, I know what that is.
Okay, there has to be a closer one.
I don't think so because we spawned we spawned it
We spawned a movie to me out. Yeah. Yeah, you should have something you should have something closer. You should
Yeah, X folks checkpoint. Where's that?
Where's X? I don't know actually
Wait, is that the one wait? Is that the one on wait? I don't know what I'm saying
What is is that where that spawn is where you can shoot the end people in spawn?
one. Wait, wait, I know what it is. Get up, Biggie, you turn to your right. Yes, go down.
Right, straight. Straight. Why was that guy laying there? Straight. He was, uh, he was
I'm just praying. Straight?
Straight. Now you go straight.
Take it straight. Take it straight now.
And here you go straight. Here you go straight.
Oh, you go straight?
I'll go straight. I'm going to stay up.
You stay. You stay. I'm going to stay up.
Straight?
Oh, it's not straight, but it was straight.
Yes.
Yes.
Now, it is no longer straight.
So if I go straight here, where do I go after straight?
OK.
I just, wait.
You go straight.
Wait, which one should you take a left at the negotiation
house?
So that's where the key is for relax, right?
Yes.
Yes, and you're going to pass it.
You're going to go around the skew, stay away from it.
Remember that court said, okay, we'll have to report you now, I'd take a lab, right,
right past that blue building.
I take a right.
That's a left.
I swear to God, holy shit, holy crap, holy crap, there's no way you saw that from outside.
out to go in that room. Yeah, I need to stab it. That's what my son is on the
spectrum and only eats cheese pizza.
It comes. It comes. It comes. It comes. It comes. It comes. It comes. It comes out.
That's a place. Yes.
No more. The son's not like a G.
Like a gangsta. She's only cheese pizza all day every day.
What are you fucking living?
That's an Italian diet.
That's an Italian diet.
You should try a pizza with no cheese.
That's where it takes you.
I've heard this from you several times.
Yeah, no.
No.
No, no.
No, you shouldn't.
What's crazy is someone...
You can go straight.
No.
You see the left in that building that you're looking at.
This right okay, go back out the street and keep going straight
straight, yes
Then take a look in the in the first door you come across when going down the street
Holy shit. Oh, see. Yes
That's two laughs
Then it's in the back it's in the back of that building right
It's too warm daddy, but why can't you let the man sit shit!
Man sit 30 times and one doesn't shit!
My man, my man!
Good lad, dude, dude.
Oh wait, I just remembered online.
Go back out the street and go straight.
Oh, it's in the spot, you know the spot where I got shot?
Literally five seconds into the raid? That's where it is.
Yes.
That's where it is.
I don't know where that was.
It's right down the street where you're going. Straight.
I will not let you down this time straight war daddy. I will not let you down. I will see your expectations
I perform greater than you have ever seen anyone perform
Cozy cozy
No, take 400 pieces straight
If you take another left or right while I'm telling you to go straight, I swear to God.
Oh my God, I will put fire ants inside of a syringe and put it in your ball sack.
That's a life division!
That's a life division!
That's a big boy.
That was stupid.
All right, how do I get out of here?
Straight!
You told me
left here.
One guy would like.
Did I say left?
Did I say left?
Closey.
You never be saying the word left.
You said that 15 times.
You said it was in that building back there.
there. Go straight!
You said left and then left.
Just a little more straight. A little more straight.
Can I wait for the fan?
Oxy, just walk. It's right there.
Oxy, Oxy, Oxy, Oxy, do you want your penis removed?
Yes.
You want to lose your penis privileges.
I don't want to take a ride
I'm always saying this because you didn't follow my orders. I'm going straight. You went to stupid building go out
It's right there you don't need to have your 10 feet of movement. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
I'm gonna lose my mind
What are you doing?
Go out the door
You're out of the way, take a left!
Right there, left!
Right there!
I can't do it any more.
Holy shit.
Why did you just say it's the extract with the dinosaur?
I should have known.
I should have known. That's what I should have said.
Exactly!
To the brain, to the brain, to the brain.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Oh my god, well now at least we can go to labs.
Why?
Oh wait, you're right.
This is on the left side.
Because I'm leaving.
You're leaving. Are you leaving?
Listen. No, we'll have to play our favorite map in the box.
You and Cloaksy get down.
No, no, no. I'm getting off.
You have to stay.
You're not getting out, Keith. You're not getting out.
I have to do something!
No, you don't.
Cloaksy, I don't have a box.
I'll let you see me.
Yeah, that's why UGVB go-play project.
No, Cloaksy, we're playing from land.
No, no, no.
Listen, Cloaksy, do this for me.
Please I have to go and what do you have to listen? I have I have a 20. We're doing we're doing 20 hours, right?
War dogs
What's that 24 hour war dogs 20 20 ish hours 24 hours 24 hours war dogs. No
And so I got to go prep for that
I do not care at all you are staying the whole night.
I'll be here.
I'll do you guys a solid.
I'll stay in VC.
Okay, you guys go to labs.
I'm still here.
Clote C, what are you going to go down?
Right now, I'm going to watch you guys go through labs.
I have to leave.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do know you don't come see I said if I come early
What happens next if you get pine
I said if I come early oh God
Guys
Okay, all right. I'm interested in this story now
All right, now for a little bit of attention now.
Woo!
Closey, you're sitting on line, you're in denial, just go ahead and accept it.
Just go ahead and accept it, Closey, okay?
Every moment you find it is going to be a moment that is of hardship for you.
War Daddy, help me zero ass me.
Bought me some Lucy's and three more Pew Pews for my B-day.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Oh
Lucy's pew-pews and top tier Kabs legendary combo beam DC
So that close you can't say I wasn't I left. No, no, no, we're doing the macarons. I got we do. Are we doing the macarons?
We're doing it. We're doing this you're the hero. You think we really got it in this much
Yeah, I mean that's what I laid down those guys are so
You think we really can do a bunch for real
I think so if you think about it think about it, okay?
Insanely died
You've got if you don't die to a guy laying down he killed two teachers and you get all the black
What why do you say?
You get the black division. I thought the black division guardian. What?
The black division was sitting there. What division? I
Chose the one of the black division
Wait, the what now?
Alright fine just as close you said we'll just go get the black division
Yes, all right. Okay. Bye. That's the plan. Just like close you said we'll get the black division
I mean
The strategies I
Alright, okay, okay. All right with the team we just
They do have a lot of you have a ton of loot. I haven't seen them in a while. Actually, that's the first of my team today
I think you missed your T-Dent on Snake U.
That's just a new game as well.
Very interesting name you have in your name, Mr. T-Dent.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Can you ask me to apologize?
Can you ask me to apologize for this Friday?
Probably Big Daddy Pete.
Apologize?
You need to apologize for this, like last Friday or this Friday?
You just for this Friday?
What?
What is Friday?
Last Friday or this Friday?
What day?
What day?
Oh, yes, I'm very sorry.
I am very very sorry.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I am very, very sorry.
Okay.
I am very very sorry.
I am very very sorry.
I will say ahead of time, it is a holiday, but I should also apologize.
Alright.
I'll talk to him now.
Alright, let's do let ride!
Let's go.
You boys ready for a great raid?
Before before I get ready for a good raid who was it to ask that question for me to apologize fire daddy's your way to do
I don't even fucking know them
I don't even fucking know them
Well fire daddy
That's something to say to fire daddy
yeah I do got something to say to fire daddy we guys you guys need to be very
cautious and serious no come here come here we just do the same exact thing
that happened last time you know where I've got that now we keep there and you
could dig it I could hardly hear a closey the cozy I you talking through his
would much prefer going this way this is a much safer way hey guys they're on the
turret who was your first clue yeah you beat the team that's funny here then
they push in guide the guards you get there but you don't come on it and it
zeroed a hero will they go down the guards they're gonna die if they don't
You flank you flank them don't even spot here. There's no one else you and I
What if we just go in there and kill this guy come on? I mean, let's go get this guy
Yeah, let's get him. Let's get him. Let's get his ass. I hope it's fire. Oh god. There's a cyber looking red-ass
I got him away
Silent shot exactly on Concord I think right that's
He's on the gun oh my god
I think he's dead I think he's dead
He's gone! You saved the...
Push him! Push him! Push him before he gets on the gun!
I have never seen...
Egg-Till-It Ray! Gentlemen Egg-Till-It Ray!
Egg-Till-It Ray, yeah, Egg-Till-It Ray, yeah.
Guys, I think that... that was called cheese fog.
I think...
Get your mac-robs. Get your mac-robs. We're going back in.
Get your mac-robs.
I don't even know how I got it.
He saw me through the thing I did.
I even peed.
I definitely killed the one guy
Wait, who?
Just the one guy that was there
We're going on one. There was a guy on the gun. I don't think you go on the guy
Dude, definitely
It says it says you killed someone
Oh, hey, these are new guys. We need another macaron and go and go back in and so we meet business
Yeah, okay
Yeah
And then whenever you guys are ready to run labs, just fucking say the word
You guys aren't being little pussies are you?
What'd you call me Buster you think you're so slick huh? You think you're so
Slick you afraid you afraid to hurt my feelings. Just tell me where one laughs. No, that sounds horrible. I hate having fun
I got so many peanut dog tags in my fucking inventory good good. He's another one. He comes another one. Let's run
All right guys, okay. Look at this is for real. This is our raid for real cheese. This is
We're about to come out of your champions.
We're going to come out of this great champions.
We are the champions of the world.
We'll keep on coming to the end.
So see, how long does it take to get a Makarov pistol?
Where is it under?
What?
Is it under?
Mechanic?
When you type in Makarov in the flea market, how do you say? How do you say my bro? M?
mm-hmm a
Karab
Any moment now will be in the rain
Clashing with the greatest warriors on streets of dark. I cannot I won't get out wait
Why you guys have to scratch on the way with my mic on who see why you just not
not catch your grenade in your butt hole.
Have you ever thought about that?
Have you ever thought about that?
I saw you leaped up, did the splits in the air,
reached your hands back around, ripped your butt cheeks apart
and the grenade planted right there in the hole.
I saw you, I saw you.
Don't look at us.
You died first.
Hudge, Hubbybee, can you believe this guy?
Can you believe this guy?
The gall, the gall, the gall.
You know what?
Cowboys are gonna lose this year.
I said, I said, I'm making a parlay. I've never made a parlay on a sporting team ever in my life parlay cowboys lose a Superbowl Superbowl
No, no, no, I know I've explained to me my parlay. I've explained to you my parlay
Cowboys lose the Superbowl the cowboys quarterback joins Isis
Cowboys the three of them
I have a thrupple and it comes out that they're in a thrupple on the offensive line.
Tell us who-
I'M THE THRUPPLE!
Woooo, woooo, wooooo, woooooo, wooooo, woooo, wooooo!
That's right.
Here, on a, uh...
Ho Chi has the IQ of a McChicken.
It's what I'm getting word for, uh, that's Fire Daddy again.
That's Fire Daddy. He does not like you guys.
He's like a tourfire daddy.
Your time daddy's actually on fire right now.
Okay, let's hope for him to go.
Guys, we're not dying this time.
This is the most legendary zero to ever just right here, okay? I don't see them on the top turrets
How would you know?
Oh, please I don't want to be my beloved please
I don't have a bag in my gun.
Oh my god, there's two of my feet!
Stop!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, okay, there's going to be a spawn to our left.
What if we go over here and camp behind here?
What? Where?
That's where landmines are, I think.
Oh, okay, go, go.
I can't get to you by unless I climb over this thing and I'm gonna get vaporized
Okay, wait if I walk I'm here. I might hit me wait wait wait
This is the master plan
I can't come with you, I can't come with you.
If they come in this window, I can shoot them.
I don't want some land, bro, I don't want some land.
What are we doing?
We going around that way?
Is your land mine that way?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is your land mine that way, guys?
Pretend to be a plant.
wait there's mines that way I'm getting word okay what if we go if we just peek
I see a flashlight they stop shooting what if maybe it's safe
wait you're waiting like it has to be like a way to paint let's see if I can
be coaching coaching don't do it coachy coachy coachy coachy coachy let me peek
Let me pee let me pee wait off of it. Oh, no, I'm gonna shoot my toes
Why won't you let me peek you're gonna die
You're ass. Yes. Yes, yes, too. Yes
Copy way too long way too girthy
Brompe asked me
Arms and legs fraud fraud peanut suit. That's a straight-up raid goblin. Oh god
frog
Goblin deep thick gobblin deep thick. I think that is a place in a player isn't it?
Is that a player? It's a goblin deep thing. Of course. It's like mr. Frog said it's like mr. Frog
Guys, do you have a grenade guys guys? We can say guys. We're gonna say guys. Please. I don't want to die
I don't want to go out the body, please please please guys fucking we just run it. What do I do this fucking right?
leg
Come this way, come this way, come this way, go go go go go go.
Go go go go go go go go go.
Oh shit, oh shit.
It's pretty good you got this pretty good you got this pretty good.
He's up.
I'm gonna kill one, scream your hands out.
Come on.
No, I killed one, I killed one, I killed one.
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
I'm dead again.
I'm dead again.
You're dead somewhere.
I'm dead.
Those guys killed me.
Don't I think...
You're so close to somebody's name?
What'd you say?
No, it's right on the outside. You can just hear it in your headphones.
Yeah, it's right on the outside.
What's it? You need to kill this guy. You need to kill this guy's name.
By the way, you have to get up.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
I haven't seen any suspicion. These guys know exactly what you want.
No, they have no idea. They have no idea.
They have no idea.
Oh, they're gonna shot it.
Wait, where are you getting shot from?
Okay, where are they gonna be?
Are you coming right to what are you right now?
He's right in front of you.
What is that guy? Did you forget to put a sight on you?
What are we looking at right here?
What are we looking at right here?
It's a it's a macro without the without the sight don't worry
Possible it call me when you buy it it comes with a sight
That's mine. Hold on now this might be dangerous
That show I've got a bad feeling
I'm fine. I'm alright. I'm alright. I'm alright. Don't worry guys. Let me show you how it's done. All right. We're watching we're watching
I
Am I supposed to be scared of what's going on to my left or what nah, I'm probably nothing good on your lap
Witness witness
Incredible, but you know what it was. You know what it was
There's probably the site on the gun guys, you know what we do
Guys I have an idea what if now hear me out what we didn't buy macarons. I bought a macarons
Would you buy a baby? We need you with the macarons
the Makaroo
Wait, what what if we went to labs?
Wait, hold on. We could be good. We could be good. We could be right here guys wait. No, that'd be too much fun
Let's do something not funny here.
No, no, how about we go to the labs?
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Okay, I'll bring my card.
I'll meet you guys at labs.
You'll meet us at labs.
I'll stream snipe you guys going into the lab.
Honestly, what do we do?
What do we do at zero to zero with a five, seven?
No, the macaroon is sick.
The macaroon?
Where's the macaroon again?
Yeah, the macaroon is sick.
the makaroo the makaroo would do he just needs you all right i want to bring
you to the line on chakras i i want chakras i don't like that's why we're dying
we need to get serious guys these human heroes they're easy we're facing
hooligans with no skill i don't know how we're losing
they're probably easier for okay let's ease get a makaroo all right okay i'm gonna bring
a grenade because if they're on the thing yeah honestly i'll just be opening a sniper
that way I can take him off.
No, no, no, that's not a zero to kill.
Well, it's kind of like a genocide.
Yeah.
Oh, but the grenade isn't.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not going to kill any of them.
It just gets them all.
Oh, you want to get a bunch of guys off and explode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Let's ride.
Okay.
This is okay.
I've got a good feeling about this one.
I've got a good feeling about this ring right here, guys.
This actually the pieces are coming together the pieces are coming together on this one
One more chance third time the charm. So you bring that grenade in all right, and we'll bring pistols. I got it
Guys like we actually do this you already here with guns and bombs
Up in guys up in guys up in
Holy see this is gonna be a legendary. So we're here with guns and bombs
You have a background. We have no guys
Yeah, I'm not here to throw the grenade if he's up then I'm camp waiting until someone some day quit
What?
What?
What happened some day? I'm gonna quit this game. Okay, let's meet that today
Hop in guys, I'm in boys
Of course, you gotta hop in the rain you gotta hop in the rain
Okay, what's you say this one's for real guys this one is for real here we go
My example is just looking better and better every minute that goes by
No, don't leave
No, it's not actually shut out right now.
It is not your idea.
You're staying on all night except that.
I got one guy that doesn't want me to leave
because he wants to leave and the other guy that wants me to leave,
but it's pretending like he doesn't want me to leave.
No, no, no, that's not true.
That's not true.
I don't want to go to laughs that much.
That sounds horrible.
That sounds terrible.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, guys, Susie Lockett.
This is gonna be our best year here when we've ever done zero to hero prime right here boys. Let's fucking run
This is the one. This is the one. This is the one I feel in my bones.
We guys this is a long for our brother here with the hell I'll take that
Let's you moving guys
We were with the guys who spawned on the block
Why did you do this night? It's not nighttime. It's just it's morning
Okay
Like it's not right here
It's all you talk about. Oh, they're actually trying to save us. Oh my god. Oh my god. I
Got him. Don't worry about it. I got him. I killed them. I don't know about that man
I got the bullets drop the fucking tiny little bullets
20 minutes. I got you. I got you.
It's like second nature. I mean,
think about it. You think about it.
We guys, is you? Is this you? Okay.
You go. You go. You go. You go.
We're close. You go. We're close.
We're close. We're close.
You're on the backside through the
playground. Now I'm in the white building.
I don't know how to get to
close. I kind of lost honestly. I don't know.
Where do we get to go, G?
Go closer.
Where'd you go?
It's right around the back of the white building,
but it's running across this tree.
Oh, he's over at the dig.
He's over at the dig over there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Come over here, baby.
Come on.
I'm right behind you.
Hey!
Across the pine wood.
Pine wood.
Wait, pine?
What?
Where are you?
I'm scared.
Well, across the street, where you- where you died to that, uh, where that mound was?
At the post office?
The mound?
What?
You know where you died to-
Yeah, where you died at-
Wait, wh- where are you?
Across from Pinewood Hotel.
That's like a lot of places!
What? He's wonderful.
Are you by the mail office?
Yes.
Fuck.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
There he is.
There's the man.
the man of the of the minute I'm gonna go die and then you guys you know don't die
your cock is too long no don't do that don't do that don't do that
I can
the coaxie you guys are the solid shot we look at those guys yeah even I lost
coaxie again stop myself and put it in my mind wait oh I think I think he's
up okay where landmark was holding the back and I was holding the front and
then I've watched that video before it was AI though okay I'm on the back side
of check how you show back I think someone's in it go go go what
Wait, oh my god there's so many scabs, there's so many scabs in it.
There's just, there's just, don't you, don't you, don't you.
Oh god!
I fucked one of them.
Yup, that's me, no no, don't shot him, don't shot him, don't shot him.
Don't shoot him, don't shoot him!
You're jumping and he's dying!
Doesn't get me, he's dying out there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ah, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
Oh
My god, he's fucking massive
shh wait shh pushing the pushing the pushing oh shit
yo P act like you're running out I'm running out
What are we doing what are we doing what are we up to what are we doing right now are we
We so dead serious are we so dead serious right now guys?
How is that possible?
Door's open. Peter run, Peter run, Peter run!
No I never run from a fight.
Get down!
I'm not looking for these guys, they're huge.
Oh god Joe! I'm running away!
Kill them. Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
Really? Was it only one?
Yeah.
Oh my god. Good work Koji.
Get inside quick. So see if I hear
Okay, I feel like you don't need two cents
Feel like you don't need
You can you can have the armor. I need the ammo the guy
There you go. I
Well, I already have a little for armor. Oh, yeah, I found it the beginning of the raid in that quarter
What happened outside so a BB tried to kill me and
Twice a little little tiny little Macarons
Tiny little Macarons
So I blew his face off. I removed his face from his body
like you do like you do I had to have this guy look at the fucking
dude we're massive we are massive we're huge that guy had a level 5 armor with
level 5 plates that guy had level 94
Mm-hmm. Oh, come on one close one. Okay
We are you're getting a baby a lavish
We got we got a good girl. I'm gonna go. Come on. Just real quick. This is a quick run through. Just a quick run through
I'll be right back. I'll just be right back. Just give me two seconds. Okay, I'm just gonna just give you two seconds
Okay, hold on. Okay. Wait, he's definitely here. He's all gone. Oh my god. They're all ready
Yeah
Can you give me a house card, please?
Uh, P, if you don't mind.
Of course, of course.
One of the keys, boss, one of the keys.
One of the keys.
Would you watch out? One of the keys, one of the keys!
I'm on the keys!
Two.
two laps cars would be good. two laps cars would be good. two laps cars would be good, two laps cars would be good, two laps cars
oh my god
oh god, ten!
there's one more
Okay, you just bounce two bullets off a blue helmet, alright?
Okay, word, word, word.
Good for him, good for him.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Got him, got him, he's dead.
Come on, dead.
Oh, yeah, come on, it's a big day, come on, it's a big day.
Yeah, it's a way, I think I'm gonna get inside from the top.
I think I'm gonna get inside from the top.
I can't see him.
Got him, he's dead.
Wait, no, he's not, wait, I was alive!
God I'm
Thanks, buddy, I'm working hard
We're good hard to be done
We're gonna have to please your minds. Oh, I oh dude. I
Actually, I love you
Oh my god.
It doesn't really matter anymore.
Just put it, just give it design.
I blew him in his face.
It's kind of level five, I'm a level five player,
it's holy crap.
Adelape it boys, Adelape it, Adelape it boys.
Maybe, maybe we can send it to you
through like an Ouija board or something.
You mean now what?
A Luigi board?
Yeah, Mario and Luigi board.
Mario and Luigi board?
Mario and Luigi theme Monopoly board.
I just got a second lab taxes keep going I've been joking
I'm not even joking I have a few lab cards
You know what that means?
What?
I don't have any
No you can suck me you can buy them I actually fucking
I don't have any
You can buy them!
What do you mean?
Fuck you!
I'm still at the point where I have to scab for food
That's hilarious
Yeah you guys are talking about fucking scab uh labs cards and breakpoint and
I cannot believe I got two lounge guards after I just absolutely took a
piece and I gave him a clean fresh fade.
But this is this is literally the perfect way to do that.
I remember saying, Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry.
I stopped shooting.
Listen, when Al-Qaeda starts unloading their AK-47s on our military,
do you think we're going to stop shooting them when they say sorry?
No.
You shot me.
You shot.
Why is that the analogy that you picked?
Wait, P.
Completely unrelated.
I also had to absolutely.
You've got to keep it to your heart.
Yes, you did very good.
Now, that was incredible.
That was even better.
You want to keep on?
You got to look at all the loot you got.
I have them.
You have more loot than me.
Say I'm sorry to Mrs. Gorbitov, a esteemed lady Russian
scientist.
What?
Yo, can you look away real quick?
Of course.
OK, you can look back.
All right.
We're sorry, Ms. Gorbitov.
Please tear down your wall.
Right, okay.
Why can't I loot this guy?
Are you really dead?
Pete, Pete!
What?
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Crash out of the damn house.
You can't, he bugged. Crash out of the damn house.
Alright Crash, come on, come on, Bugs, follow me!
That's that's got there
I'm sure you have my hacks
No, it's a dead player. Did you play it where?
In an all
Of course, we gotta keep moving. Come on. Let's
Go
Go watch safety get more stamp take out a little
Oh
We have a go see there's someone over here. I'm just interesting. I heard some sushi just a moment ago
No, I can't believe that guy had a tree back back. I mean see what it's like. This isn't a tree back. This is the couch backpack
I've never heard anyone call it the tree backpack
You look like a tree it looks like a couch
You look like a couch
Okay, boss
Okay, we'll be see most
Right
You have to wait for me. I have so much more sand
I think this might be my first survived raid tonight.
Oh, Jameson, man.
I'm serious. I've played for five hours and this might be my first time.
No wonder he fucking killed me.
No wonder he killed me, dude.
I want Edge! I want Edge right now!
I've been surviving all these rounds.
Koshy, catch!
Koshy, Koshy, Koshy, Koshy, Koshy.
I'm out of stamp man, I'm out of stamp man, I'm out of stamp.
You want a closeie?
I'm killing myself out of solidarity.
I'm killing myself out of solidarity for you.
That's right.
I'm solidarity I'm solidarity for you cook see I'm solidarity if I the captain goes down with his ship
The captain goes down with his ship. Oh my god, coach. He left. There's no fucking way
No
That's my cue. That's my cue to go. What you leave me alone
The fuck are we gonna do you want to keep doing this?
I have two p.m. She kills it
I
She lit ray
Did he actually leave well you I see he was planning on leaving anyway, so I think he's just using this as a catalyst
So
And he's definitely blocking me now
I'm see me. I'm see me. I'm see me. I'm see me. I'm see me.
Hi, coconut.
Oh, coconut. I just, I just ate.
We can't close you over time. We can't close you over time.
Yeah, yeah, you should. You should double check on it.
Yeah, double check. This is a double-check scenario.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Man, he's really...
Like, I want more time.
Like, I want more time.
We gotta, we gotta get at least two more.
At least two more.
Hold on.
I need my volume.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Hold on.
Let me jump.
Let me jump.
Let me jump.
Let me jump.
Just to be sure.
Just to be sure.
Just to be sure.
What's with friends calls his boy at least eight times.
That's right.
That's right.
Are you really friends if you don't call him eight times?
What's what I say?
What?
I think it's not good.
It's not good.
You're calling.
Oh, you and I, you're gonna see one more.
One more jingle.
One more jingle.
One more.
One more jingle.
I guess we can do one more jingle.
We can do one more jingle.
You're calling.
Oh yeah, okay.
So it's all good.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
I think his battery died anyway.
I think so.
That's what it is.
I think so.
It just, it just happened.
That's why what happened.
Yeah, it's not like you have to do something like that.
We call coconut back?
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's call coconut back.
Hold on.
Let me give it a quick jingle.
I, coconut.
I, p-go.
What up?
Coconut, I need some advice.
What do you need?
Yeah, what's up?
I was pulling a silly goose prank on my friend in Tarkov.
And I threw a grenade at him.
I didn't know he was out of the stem.
So he died.
Yeah, one day close to the top, he's gonna fucking find you and beat your ass in real life.
Pfft!
Why is he so obsessed?
No!
What the hell?
Why is everyone telling me to kill myself?
They're talking about in the game obviously.
Obviously they're talking about in the game.
They're obviously talking about in the game.
Obviously.
Wait, you think the reason why it's going on and answered is because Coco's calling
Cloaksy at the same time?
That's why it's going on.
You're probably talking to each other on the phone, and that's why my call won't go through.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Listen, what?
I got a Glock 17 and Desert Eagle as far as pistols go, and that's it.
You know what?
We are the Galaxy.
We can do this ourselves.
We're better.
We're stronger.
We're faster.
Take me in boss. We're going in. We're going in we're going in. We're going in. Let me see a quick bite. I'm a bit famous
a little bit famous
You can have famous
Little bit of water little bit of water
I bet coach he's actually rejoicing
Is I because I was gonna make him stay on but that gave him the perfect catalyst to get off. I bet he is rejoicing
And 930 go bow you made so we could play like you're saying now buddy
Fuck you folksy
I would might be down to go play a little fun exam one
But I saw you guys playing a little bit last night yeah
Yeah, what did I do good boy?
You did so good.
You just had gimmick just run around the whole map.
You can smash into shit.
No, I looked around the whole map for cars while gimmick stayed alive.
He didn't even die.
Right, right, right, right, right.
In me a job, he died like a hundred times.
Gimmick just doesn't die like him.
I mean, it's not a hard game.
He's good.
Let's run!
Look, let's just do one more zero to hero pistol.
Okay.
If it doesn't work, I mean, if you want to play Zomboid, I would rather keep doing this.
War Dogs is coming soon, so I don't give a fuck really.
20-ish hours for War Dogs, though?
24-ish hours?
You want to do 24 hours on the first day?
We gotta get ahead of everybody man. That's true. That is true. That is true. That is true. All right. Oh, yeah
All right, you know you can turn I can sleep. Yeah, I'm
Switch to the map shop. I'm to the map shop
Okay, there'll be I have two loud cards in my butt. Does it like that? Oh
That's right
36 hours
36 six real men do 48 hours
48 hours, why don't you fucking hit the go live button and do 48 hours?
Yeah, you tell him a baby. Tell him tell him right now
Yeah, download OBS do all this stuff. It's been taking five fucking weeks to set it up
And then go live and then do 72 hours
If you're bad for killing Kloak she
Do you know
I think you're right feel bad music as an escape and you know, he definitely has an escape and he doesn't care
But I feel I feel yeah, I know you guys well
I waited specifically for when he started sprinting again because I thought okay
He's leaving he's been gathering up his strength now
He's gonna start spending he'll be at the beginning of his friend, but he's he'd sit up
Spent a few seconds and then laid back down it was it was unexpected it was
unexpected
I
See fuck you see fuck you what?
Which was only on the beat water
I don't shoot about that. I just realized.
I can shoot.
You can shoot?
Shoot.
No, I'm not going to be getting hit by it.
No, no, no, that's not what it is.
What? What?
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We actually became a bit of a stirrer, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That guy's definitely down there.
He's on that green line, just gonna be heading towards us any minute.
We're gonna hide here, this is attacking me and getting accused.
I'm not used to you cross-broadway.
You want to be on the side because you're coming from the left.
Let's go through that door.
No, no, no, I said I come from the left.
What the heck are you doing?
You guys, you're going to give me through this?
Well, yeah, we've never succeeded.
Oh, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Shh!
Are you sure it's like so-so-so-so?
Oh, no!
Gotcha!
Hell yeah!
Right on, right on, right on, right.
The only one?
Hee-hee!
I
Couple goodies
Do brass
Okay
I'm fine
He's pushing! He's pushing!
Oh god!
Oh.
Take it!
He's got nothing on you, man. He's got nothing on you, people.
I see you.
Go away! Go away!
Come again another day!
Oh shit.
He's hurt. He's hurt bad. He's hurt bad.
Oh no, he's still alive. He's in pain.
He's hurt bad. He's got her legs.
Oh, yeah?
What?
I wanna go away! Go away! You go away!
Ellie!
Oh, I got him! I got him! I got him!
Now you're doing pretty well!
Aw!
I like Cloak's Eye Snipples, ask me.
Love you, P. Just built my first PC with your case.
It's amazing.
Yeah!
So, party with us, or no more external balls for him.
Tell cloaks I quit my crew door. I will shove those external balls so far off his cologne. He coughs up chrome
You heard of that you cough up home when you do that
How's the word on the balls? I'm shaking I'm
Maybe close you watch the problem think about it
Yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah, I would have lasted half as long if close it was here exactly exactly
Exactly because she was the problem on the log
Yeah, he was
So close he's involved a hundred percent hundred percent
It could not be clearer. It could not be clearer
To be a little piece is good for a sport. It's my first time today. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
You're so something they don't take you down. We're made in my pussy while I'm out of stamina. All right, John. All right
It's an interesting
Interesting idea.
Little something something.
Who's waiting to see me this time at all?
I'm gonna kill that guy.
Killing for Clogsy, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for this one for Clogsy!
This one for oh shit. Okay. All right. There seems to be okay. That guy was waiting for the bus
He's got
Actually down at downtown. He's sitting there the bus of these guys ticket
It's a it's actually a season pass because he knows he has to ride that bus a lot
Right a monthly pass. It's a monthly pass. It's a monthly pass. It's a monthly passion
Hey
You are and right when I say folksy we got yeah
Yeah, wait, what can I use guys profile?
It was a glitch is that something
He's probably already gone on the bus he's waiting for the bus bus came oh, yeah, he's quite a lot of my now
Yeah, he's going to Zane's house after dinner
there I see if you have is this a he's cheating cheater 100% wait it's actually
you can have this hack stop you from looking is that is that a real thing
you guys will get inside I might be getting one guy two guys you might be
getting two guys that one's reforms to be safe
Oh wait hold on wait. I think I found out why I couldn't use mobile I
Think I found out why I couldn't view his profile. It was never his fault in the first place
My game snap and half
Excellent fuck to them. I can't I can't press the next button
Unless his teeth are so powerful that it broke my game God
Oh my god, we're cracking this case wide open
He's a real wizard. All right, let's do problems. I'm like oh god
Are you we are you play you play on you server, right?
No, good service closed. What we wish are you play on I?
Was just doing my own
You don't ever guess. I don't use is you we played gooseies
Okay, I'll hop on a gooseies
Wait, at least it was closed.
Well, I thought it was closed. Is that what you guys were playing on yesterday?
It was when we played last night, yeah!
We had 7 players...
Oh, shit, okay.
We had 7 players playing...
Uh, playing Jumbly right now.
I don't know.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Well, they were on it yesterday.
ZChum has his server going right now.
With probably more population on it.
Is this a PvP game? Can you kill other guys?
You can kill other guys.
But you can't just like it's not a hundred percent skill
If your character doesn't have the aiming and reload speed you just get fucking class no time
Summit on the on board. Yeah, I'm gonna play solo Zombo it
You play playing solo and doesn't want to reset. I mean
Don't you like summit? Yeah summit. Yeah, he plays with me. He's my buddy. So if I just were reset
Yeah, maybe no war dogs question mark. Oh, dude, a good question. You honestly,
I'm on what else that game. No, I don't want to know that right now. Good question.
So good question. I'm not the feeling right now. It's just kind of like too late to start war dogs
I don't even know if I'm ever gonna play it again, honestly.
We can hop on Goose Tees, but nobody's gonna be able to do this.
Wait, we can hop on it. I don't really think we can hop on any of them.
Let's wait. Hold on, let me get... hold on, wait a sec.
We can send a signal out to Z-Chung. He's probably got a few people on there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what server do you want to play on?
I don't care.
I was just going to boot up a quick server, big server.
Ask him to play Arc Raiders.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You trying to get me in trouble?
Wait, how many people on G-Tub server?
It's a good question. I don't even know as each of them had a server until right now.
Is each of them servers bad?
Why? Why is each of them server bad?
I don't know. Maybe they're saying Argus, but I think they might be saying Argus bad.
All right, hold on one sec. Let me ask let me ask
Bodge we're missing a few guys
On these bands. I found a guy who had 23 chats and all of them were asking other people in the chat if they were bonds
Mr.. Few guys. Yeah, we're missing a few guys. Well now I can't close the damn hold on this guy might just break me I
I banned him, but I can't close his profile and I can't see the whole twin shot
Oh
He got his last laugh. He got his last laugh
He got me he won the I may have won the battle, but he won the war. He won the war. Oh
Shit, I can't I can't see it. I
Literally cannot see the chat. Oh wait. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh wait. I'll fix it. I think so much quicker on someone else's
Hmm. Oh wait, let's do
Let's do if you don't have a server. Let's just go play Goosey's. It was a good server
Yeah, okay
Yeah, yeah
Okay, I did right out. Do you have a do the do the stuff for you? No, I got it. Oh, I got it. Oh
He's his wrong server password. Give it. Did you see the server password?
You didn't you turned it off. He might all he might shut it down
No, anything but John Boyd. Oh, brother. Oh, dude
But what are you sir?
Well, I got I got another server over
Each of them sending me or I'll meet sending it to me, but it's so bad. I mean, you won't know the difference anyway
Wait, let's play a server. Let's make it everyone like wait guys. Who is anyone here not like talk of?
Oh
Hey a lot of guys who can't play that would you see anybody here not like body cam I see some people saying but they body cam
He may not like body cam
He we can just start our own
Like there's a lot of guys still like body came either wait a second wait
Wait, wait a second, are you saying that there's no game
that people won't say is bad?
Wait, we just had to play games
even if you don't like it specifically and personally?
Wait, no, that can't be the case, I mean possible.
Wait a second, I know that, no.
I'm running the numbers in my head, it just doesn't add up.
Wait a second, no, that can't be it.
No, that can't be it, wait.
Is that possible?
Wait, did I just crack the case wide open?
Wait a second, wait.
Hold on now.
Wait, I might actually, hold on, I might be cooking.
Do we just break the case wide open for sizzle?
Oh, but this is huge.
This is massive.
Wait, what's going on?
I'm just gonna start, I'm just gonna start one.
Uh, are you sure you wanna do that?
Wait, if you get de-dodged.
John, join the fish hunt!
I
Yeah, I guess I guess we glad start one chair
I'll see I don't see
Does this shit work the same way as that left for dead game that's like 500 years old? I don't think so. I don't know I
don't know
That's creating a backup initializing
Where's each other? Where's each other?
It's it's it is uh, it's like super heavily modded the zombies are bats and
Zombies are bad. He's the animal. Yeah, it's some crazy shit. What do you mean the zombies are bad and uh?
And now I'll meet said that there's a bunch of people. It's like it's a community server
So it's not just the streamers on there
Can we can we kill them all I?
I guess you could try. You could try to kill them all. You could try. There's some like
big timers, you know, those like Zomboid freaks in it. There's like freak Zomboid players.
Well, what's, okay, get, can you get the IP for the landmark?
He's gonna send it to me. Yeah, okay, it takes me, it takes me. It takes me,
What the hell is John at?
Oh, Mr. John, welcome in, boys.
It is you, John, who need to play fucking Project Zomboid.
I'm gonna drag my nuts through Purell and broken glass for a half a mile.
Well guess what, buddy?
Guess what?
I've got news for you!
I've got big news for you, pal!
It's Project Zomboid time.
It's Project Zomboid time.
Hmm
Yeah, I missed a victim. I want to use one good bad good
I'm bad. I gotta go through a bunch of things. I gotta do all these administrative things
What was how long do you think we get the server?
Well, I gotta go into the I gotta before you can talk here
I need to complete the required steps below to join the discord and get the IP and I have read an agreed. Oh wait
Never mind. Hold on
I'm sending I'm sending I'm sending I say, okay, thank you. Thank you. Oh
Sending it's me. Oh, thank you. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
And there's and there's other people we can kill on their service with the PvP
It's PvP, but you know, you got to start with talking you can't just start blasting. Oh, okay
What if I say hey, I'm gonna fuck you. It's kind of like rust
a little bit of a thing. A little bit of a little bit of RP. Okay. Okay. All right.
I don't like to. I just want to kill him without talking to him. You can be the one of my role
playing character is a serial killer. Yeah, that's a good one. And he and he and he had
And he had his own thumb cut out and that's my role play
That's a good one. It works all the time
Admin's love that excuse
Okay, I'm gonna try and hop in
I'm in
Yeah, I'm switching my two dollars give me one second do it a little switch through a little switch through
Be one quick second. Oh
Project wants in there for real. I'm telling you we gotta take Adderall play this game at one place. I
Can lose fucking hours this game
Hmm
What what what what what a moment?
You got put in there John
details
What did you say?
Did you get the details John?
No
Get up. I can't hear you. What do you mean? Can't hear me
Wait, I'm waiting as well spawn. Yeah, I mean, I'm installing all the downloads. I'm installing all the bots
I'm sorry the monster almost a okay
All right spawn it really side. Yeah
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh.
What are you doing playing this game?
You that board?
Wait a second.
You saying I'm playing video games?
For fun?
Wait a second.
Hold on now.
Wait, are we about to crack two cases wide open tonight, guys?
You have some really intuitive guys in the chat tonight.
Usually these guys come in on Saturdays.
What are you saying?
Are you saying that I wasn't doing anything that was titillating my interest so that I
played a video game to have fun hold on there wait are we about to crack this
bad boy wide open wait guys somebody better be right this down I somebody
write this down is someone write this down by the way minds those are the guys
we're looking for those the guys that they haven't smiled in 10 years it's
it's the it's the it's it's it's Russia 24-7 form it's in right in the middle of
the cold war they wake up in hot flashes if they think of other people having fun
that's the guys we're looking for not just the one slinging slurs hmm case still
closed oh you must please the discord yet no course the alpha wolf is about to
go crazy and project job point where we smile when we find much
Oh, baby. Who's by my side?
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
Stop, baby.
Stop, baby.
Move aside, move aside, move aside, move aside, move aside.
Wait a minute.
Move aside.
What?
What are you doing?
I'm going to be, I'm going to be another burglar.
All right.
Mild shadow scent.
Mr. Kynut, you look like what mustard smells like.
Built like an improper fraction.
Oh god, no arms and legs have an ass. Oh god, Jake. I love you, sir. I do have
Voluptuous ass thinking for no reason
Okay, I'm alright
This time by the way, I saw a bunch of tea socks and said I was ignoring my moodles
Which I did not find out I
Lost like 10k viewers since team killing your friend. Maybe time to self-reflect
I'm going to do it again again, by the way, that's the people we're looking for.
I'm just trying to train, just trying to help the mod down.
This guy right here.
There we go.
All right.
There we go.
Hmm.
Couldn't be that we switched games.
That couldn't be it.
Do you think that's possible, John?
Do you think that's possible?
Are we going to crack three cases wide open tonight?
It couldn't be that we switched games.
No, no, no.
The fate of the world was in that team kill.
It was in the team kill.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
I've never team killed before.
This is something very new.
You're not allowed to play War Dogs anymore
because you team killed.
Wait a second.
Wait, that is my first time team killing ever.
People don't know me for that.
That could be it.
Oh, there was a second time tonight too.
A computer.
New tonight.
Do you think it was the first team killed that raid or the second team killed that raid because there was two things that I mean
He didn't specify which one it was
Was it the first one or the second one he thinks?
Maybe second hold on now. We could be cracking cases wide open that we are getting to the bottom here
We are getting to the bottom of this
This is we I'm telling you we might be honest something big
I look so handsome
I'm the rejoice is it time for choice?
No cap dead on exactly exactly exactly
Bomber I think it's Labor Day
Usually the the guys come in here that make them make a ruckus usually coming on Saturdays, but it's yeah
You guys notice that it's been a little weird today. It's a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday
Detective B. That's right. I'm on it
I found Jeffrey Dahmer's key ring.
All right, what do you see around you?
I, uh, all black.
All what?
All black?
Is there a horse mod?
Is there horses now?
There's horses in this one, yeah.
There's a horse one and in this one. Oh
Says I need anybody back in the thick of it back in the thick of it
Here we go
This is gonna be back in my element very different experience than yesterday. I believe it how different like what's different
I mean, I don't know all these fucking mods and horses and shit
like just watch the stream yeah guys I see guys you know guys you know what I
want to apologize guys I really haven't been handling these people that have been
coming in and I know it ruins your guys's experience I see a lot of you guys
saying you have to close the chat but just ban anyone like you see that guy
that said boring not make a sunbathe ban those guys we don't want anybody in
here that isn't being positive we don't want anybody that's not being positive
It's bad everybody that's not being positive at any given time.
Even if it's nothing crazy, if they're not being positive, you want them here.
We like to have a good time.
We like to have a good time.
We like to have a good time.
Just bad everybody that isn't being positive.
We like to have a good time, but I don't want to ruin the experience for my real bungalows.
I don't want to ruin the experience for my real bungalows.
I want them to have a great time.
I want them to be able to interact, chat, talk to each other without a lot of guys being
negative.
If you ban anybody being negative, it doesn't matter.
Even if it's not like a slur or something against the rules,
it's better to be a negative.
WP, thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
Easy is going to find them.
We've got to find the car, guys.
We've got to find the car.
Survive.
I love you too.
Thank you boys.
Thank you boys.
If you think it doesn't deserve a band you can do a 24-hour timeout as well you guys
are simons if they if they if they're if they're being negative but it's a guy with
like a bunch of guys he's been here for a long time just do a 24-hour timeout just do
a 24-hour timeout if he's got less than like a hundred chats and he's being negative just
get him out of here we don't want him yet we don't want that guy part of our community
Hmm I do I don't see a single car. I don't see a single car
Hmm. Yeah cars the first thing you look for. Oh, yeah
Hey, are you are you in my town, right? I
Want to I'm on a rag road and rock ridge road
Mm-hmm. I got a zombie on me. I
Found a barricaded house. So there's gonna be some guns in here
You need these servers gonna be harder or easy to do a server last night. Oh, I think it's gonna be a little bit harder
There's a zombie with a guy
I'm on Kennedy and all this is the guy that's died previously. Is that what I'm looking at right now? Yeah, most likely most
guys let's get it
Oh
Let's get out of here
It's gonna be huge
Oh no, I'm fucking surrounded
Yeah, I need this I need this he's bad. I need this bad. What do you need? What do you need?
This guy has so much shit. I use a PB scan the guys that have like a full kit for me
We need to find a weapon! We need to find a weapon!
Food in any of these houses
Healing for a fucking car. You should look for something to feed yourself with
Feed myself
I'm sure to walk everywhere I'm not gonna spread
Need to spread
We do weapons.
I am not a weapon.
Zombies.
OK.
Where'd you say you were?
This guy's just in here,
hitting his head against a window.
What? What's the tree?
You want?
Give me a second.
Oh, give me a second, sir.
I'm on a rag road.
No, no, I'm on Walnut Road
with a Walnut Street and Rockway Road.
OK. All right.
Hold on.
Things are not going to get me.
Things are not going to get me.
Oh, my God.
You do what the hell?
There's like a thousand jobbies on me already!
Did you rob me?
Am I even doing anything here?
I'm walking, I'm walking here!
Hey, I'm walking over here!
Wait, all the houses I've boarded are...
What the fuck is going on?
By a bridge?
Yeah, get a weapon, boys!
I need antibiotics. Yeah, my guy keeps saying that too.
Hey, why would I need antibiotics?
I don't know. Wait, I don't see where it says, wait.
Is that me?
What the hell? Wait, there's that quake.
Where's all that shit?
Hey, where is it saying that I need antibiotics? Where's that?
I don't know, I don't know why it's saying that, I've never, that's gotta be a mod.
Mine's not saying it, everybody in my chat's saying it, they must see some of my dog.
It'll just say it in red on your screen, it's saying it on mine.
Where is it, like is it like the top or like the bottom?
Oh, right in the center, right by your guy.
Oh.
Like what is that Necroa menu, what the fuck is that, transmission, symptoms, I don't know what all this is, this is very new.
It's about a working car with healing it's above your head. I
Can't see that there you sure are you near Nixon?
I'm murdering you. I'm on Walnut Street Walnut Street
I
You can find this guy with all that loot on him. Okay. If I oh my gosh, if I kill that guy without that loot on
I'm good. I'm do you look stacked
Man, I got fucked on a zombies around
John?
Do my car keep stalling?
Oh, John had to go somewhere.
What?
I don't think you really like this game.
I don't know if you heard him when he came in, but he said, if you make me play Project
Job, I'm going to drag my boss into the glass.
There's the guy!
There's the guy!
That's the guy!
Is that the guy?
That looks suspiciously like the guy.
Wait, this might just be a mod that they spawn with stuff like that because obviously you got it looks almost identical to that guy.
He doesn't have a guy.
Me that's a mod?
I'm going around trying to find you.
He said, Walnut?
DIE! You're one on stream!
Why did I go on a resilient-
I'm on a street.
But that's what I'm saying!
These guys are resilient.
These guys are resilient.
They just don't die.
Dude, this is crazy.
I don't know, might be worth starting our own little server, dude.
Are you having troubles, boss?
No, I just mean...
I don't know, the water's all tainted, there's no electricity, we're starting to waaay...
I can't kill these guys!
They're invincible!
I'm giving it my best but I ran the same zombie over like seven times, but I got the one that I wanted
and now I gotta kill these guys. You see? What do you have on them? I haven't been able to take it. This is like seven other zombies that keep running over.
You're going like four miles per hour and I don't know how strong zombies are, but if
there's a Brent's truck with its wheel on my spine, I'm dead.
Oh my God, just turned off.
Oh my God, here's the deal, Pete.
This is modded and it has the viruses airborne.
What?
So, we're already getting, without antibiotics, we're slowly turning.
What the hell, did Satan make this server?
Why would anyone do that?
My cord's off!
They're longing for death.
This server may be a little too difficult, boss.
Take that!
Cool again?
I'm actually doing pretty good right now.
Are you? Alright.
Yeah, I'm saying I think this service too difficult for the LeBron James and Pondex. I'm boy. I do it pretty good
Sit down walnut
It's a couple more zombies a couple more zombies here
I
Have a bad feeling about how much blood is on me
You know what's that?
No, what's on my god. Is that your car? Is this your car? I'm in a black van. Do you see me?
No, no, I'm in a white sedan
No, I'm not asking what you're in you said is that you I said I don't see you describing
Don't see me. I'm also in the car. You're in a car
Okay, all right, there's more guys. This is impossible. This is impossible
I'm on Maria
Okay
I'll create the server and then all and then I'll invite you okay, okay, I got some rock candy
is that good oh yeah it's very good that is that really good
oh yeah it's amazing amazing amazing you're like that bitch get off of me
What? What is going on around here?
Oh, my scabbard is broke.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Enough funny business. Enough funny business.
Let her open it. I'm gonna let her open it
Hey like that you shot up a bitch. I like that
Oh, okay. Yeah, hey, um, what are we dead serious?
Oh, look at my health after one bite.
What? Are we serious?
Are we so serious?
Have you made this error? Have you made this error? I was wrong.
I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong.
I just got pushed down, and now every single limb of mine
is scratched, deep wounded, bleeding.
Honestly, that was slurzy fault of being racist.
That's right.
What you did is not right.
Thank you.
Love.
Love from Saudi Arabia.
Oh, thank you.
Good job.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Good job.
Thank you.
Good job.
But apparently, gimmick made a survey.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you are 100% right.
It is time to make a run-jimmy.
It is time to make a run-jimmy.
Wow.
That was enlightening. That was enlightening. I'm making a quick one. I'm making a quick one the guy the zombie
Literally like slap me he slapped me and it's as if somebody unloaded a full 30 round drum mag of
7.62 by 39 into my mouth
They are no joke
That's a server for pros.
That's a server for pros.
You know what?
Yeah, a professional server for professionals.
I mean like the LeBron James,
even the LeBron James Prodigy Soundboy
can't be on that.
Exactly!
The LeBron James Prodigy Soundboy has to spread his wings and fly!
Mm-hmm.
Are you trying to make it a server, boys?
It's coming, it's coming.
Come, come, come.
I'm with Rejoin LBB Server. That server is too hard.
That is far too odd.
Enjoyed it to be me, Sammit.
You should invite someone to the new server.
If you want to play with us, sure.
No, we've got a server.
We've got a server.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he's on a chat.
Boys, would you let Submit know that he's walking to join us?
Are you making the server on your OPC or are you buying one?
I'm just making it on mine
It's fine broke the four people. Are you freaking DDoS?
Well, uh
Yeah, kind of now. I don't think it's the same way as all those other games
We are yeah, I think this game is much newer than left for dad. Yeah, just stay offline on steam
Wait, I sweet oh
I have a survivor. I'm a server.
Well, I can just invite you on steam.
No, I actually have a real server, like a not locally hosted server.
Okay. My guy who's texting me, my guy who's texting me, he's giving me a server right now.
Okay. Is he doing a vanilla?
Uh, I need vanilla. Yeah, is that cool? Alright, that's decent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's decent.
Good way to learn. Yeah, good way to learn. Was this vanilla cool this game? Or is that like?
I just answered my short. You better have a fucking server.
Talk is better.
Billy's best if you're new are hemorrhoids.
Well, good question, Mr. Murphy. Good question.
Oh, yeah, you should be the info right now. You should be the info right now.
All right, head back to the, head back to the video.
This is the juiciest beach I've had in months. I'm back to the new.
Hmm
Hmm. Oh i'm ready for you. Oh, yeah
i'm waiting for me i'm waiting for him to send me the seven details ready for you god dammit
Is someone coming is someone coming summit is an idk mode someone trying to do something with you
Hmm
Someone is off a solo. Yeah, that's what i was thinking. He might not think he's playing solo mode
someone stand here play oh all right have a hop in tell me hop in my servant
I'm not been he knows what he knows which server I mean how to hop in my
discord hmm I had a kidney stone it made by peep you heard oh my god he isn't
out his PC you are getting one guy do the antidote mod up I will not be doing
the end of the month.
Unlike a vast majority of the player base of this game,
probably upwards of 90 to 95%.
Unlike the vast majority of the player base of this game,
I will not be doing an end to that month.
I'm more of a hardcore gamer.
Hardcore gamer, okay?
I know a lot, a lot, of many of the players in this game,
in this game a lot but Anthony up my but the Mr. P. Mr. P.
It keeps me up. That's for the softies. Are you softy?
I know I'm hard as shit. I'm hard as shit right now. Yeah,
that's why you don't want to you don't want one of those.
Exactly. Exactly. Like we're not gonna get bit.
And it'll modest for those who don't mind getting bit. Exactly.
Exactly.
Won't catch me getting bit.
Hmm
Loud what cuz
Kind of slur, but we kind of we call them biters
Oh
fighters
Oh, we're those fucking fighters zombies. Oh my god. What are those fucking dirty biters?
Damn it. Yeah, what if they give us and we're infected?
Well, I'm calm fuck
What if we're infected fucking buyers? They're nasty filthy biters. Oh my god. Oh
Well, you we gotta stay safe. Yeah
We're gonna we got I'm gonna
You gotta say see we gotta say say
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real safe. We find each other you get a safe house going we get whatever the fuck car you want
By the way, there's not gonna be any Porsches in this one. All right, why not and I heard the fucking
I heard the 9-eleven joke motherfucker. I
Would never make such joke. I would never
Love the Porsche 9-eleven
It's a favorite car would be a Porsche 9-eleven. I well, it's a very cool car. It is a very cool car
I was I would what that's a reasonable gas. That's a reasonable gas a very I
I I don't know why you think I'm saying that I'm in y'all to your mother that it's just a cool car
It's a very cool. Are you saying that there's that you don't like the poison 11?
I don't because obviously I like it. I do it get up guys. I
Knew it I knew it so simple so supple elementary even
Wait, you just give me the IP
I'm ready for it.
Ready for the IB?
Dude, this is going to be something we can't share this, but, uh, but, uh, check out this, uh, check out this password to the server.
Okay.
And this is your guy, right?
Your guy made this?
Yes, my guy made this. Here is the user password.
I don't know who your guy is, but he's a real one.
Winnie just texted me to come play.
I said you come on in.
What, this?
This game?
Winnie wants to play this game?
Winnie wants to play this game.
How much do you want?
We just winning at my discord. Oh my god. I wish I could fucking show people that that
Yeah
Can you ask him for the port
We need the port
Well, I'm gonna try and hop in and see if it lets me
We ask we ask. No, no, we need we need the port. We need the port
Yeah, I say I say I say I say.
Hmm.
When he's the best of you, yeah, I say come on in.
I don't know if he has a server that I just didn't serve it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, oh, I see.
There he is.
Welcome in, Mr.
Wendy. Welcome in.
What up, y'all?
Howdy, Wendy.
How you been, dude?
Good. How y'all been?
Oh, good.
Good. Just hanging around.
Does my bike sound all right?
You just, it's like,
I'm a big Mac I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a Burger King drive through the class is the highest condition the highest
This this particular worker bought his microphone. I heard your mic since rust
It was good, but I love I love zombie games
You're gonna hate this one. It's a good one. Okay. Yeah, I mean like both you played this one yet
Wait, I have both of you never played this
Well, I don't I don't play yes, it's 30 minutes. Oh
Oh, it's my first time. Oh, wait, he did he did send the porky. He did
Yeah, it's it's part of the IP. So you just want to take off those last five digits. Oh
Yeah, that worked that worked
Okay, let me get let me get
I'm gonna try and join and see what happens. Let me know if it's working
Loading in
Wait, I just added it. Hmm. Oh, it's authorizing. I think it's working
All right, wait, uh, all right, I'm coming in I'm coming in all right. All right. All right. All right. All right
Listen, I might be getting one guide with some it said for peanut the messaging.
I already see how you do this.
I don't know.
I got a second.
The best person.
Can you get three guide or is three guide?
No, three guide means to confirm.
Okay.
Riverside road wide.
Yeah, let's do Riverside and go go to the police station.
I'm down for that.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I already said I already said some of the stuff to join the server. He just has to join the discord now
Okay, I did all I could do
Wait, what was I doing again wait he recovers no, no that's stupid
It takes me takes longer to read books and other literature does that like it actually just mean the action of reading a book
It just takes two seconds.
Yeah, books in the game offer a lot.
Yeah, but if I use slow reader, wouldn't that...
Yeah, it'll take time. It'll take a lot of fucking...
It already takes a lot of time to read.
It's making you like dummy?
No, I don't know.
No, so the way the game works is that whenever you use a specific thing,
you're gonna exp that thing.
So if you're crafting something, or if you're fixing a car, you get mechanical exp.
But if you read a mechanical book,
It's really nice, but the answer is 5, 2, 1 XP.
So changing light bulb without having read the book will give you, say, 3 XP.
Changing light bulb after having read the book will give you maybe 30 XP.
Well, you know what I'm saying?
The bridge keep going.
Go out and float into the server.
I do not know how to.
What's going on?
The server.
No, you gotta fucking worry about it.
Stay alive.
Okay.
What's happening?
Don't worry, Pete.
Don't worry.
don't worry which way have you played before yeah we would try to get we weak
stomach is good stomach you're gonna die a lot when he really it's part of it's
part of the learning process yeah I doubt that weak stomach I think there is
one car weeks only two plums a peach and a fucking pear. Yeah, please. I do weak stomach
high just have food illness. I have weak stomach on. I have thin skin.
Oh, wait, where are we? Yeah, we're beside sounds good.
I should do a high-thirst that's what she's fine that one she's fine, okay
Should I be a should I be a burger flipper the apple bottom can be a burger flipper
That's good. Yeah, I have one point to spend
We have two points to spend what's like what's a good one my best run was 235 days beat bad
You get 235 benches, chief
Wait server has port one six two six two clothes performance may be severely
He's gonna make a difference really oh look who look who the the cat dragged in look who the cat dragged in
I thought he was on it. I thought he was on the same little beat back so much so much
I'm a spawned in
What's idea?
How do I only have a hundred dollars of me? I'm taking a leisurely walk down the road. Oh, it's even running
Yeah, I already fucked up. Oh, uh tell something to join the the streamer
We need we need to win game of course. Oh, thank you Col. She thank you. Thank you
Thank you, Mr. Clogsie. By the way, Clogsie, when you left after I killed you, it did not go good.
A lot of people were angry at me. A lot of people were angry at me, Mr. Clogsie.
They thought you were very upset. They thought you were, they thought you were genuinely upset, Mr. Clogsie.
They thought you were very upset with me. You should have, you have caused us turmoil here in the Bungalow Nation.
You have caused us turmoil. You, people thought you were pissed off.
That would be a thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Drag summits, oh there he is, welcome in, Mr. Summon, welcome in
Yo, what's up?
What's up Summon?
How's it going?
Hungry to try 40 days in a tent
So this is your first time playing today?
Uh, yep
Welcome in, Bodge, welcome in
Thank you
Oh, he's going at Riverside.
What's your key on me?
I'm on uh, park and Lincoln.
Well, yeah!
Park and Lincoln. I'm not gonna cool guys. I just found a pristine condition black van.
Got a key for it?
I don't have a key, I'm gonna find a key.
I've got a nice little car too.
Is it working?
It was stuck on his balls.
Oh my god, I already have a thousand zombies on me.
You gotta be fucking my eyes.
How the fuck are you doing that?
There's like dead zombies in my house.
I don't know how I get so many zombies so quick
Don't run don't run
You can you can walk away
Yeah
We see there's a key. I don't know. I'm pretty scared already
No, we're gonna be in chain with I'm in wait where we spongebob in rosewood. Oh, yeah, we're all in rosewood
I'm on arc and Lincoln
I'm not taking shit these zombies anyone kill these motherfuckers you want to follow me rather
Duh, let's see what's really going on
Oh
Take that right. Let's see
Still don't eat. Oh shit. There's another zombie
I think you should have a drink of suffrage, thank you.
Man, let me see if I can get in here.
All right, let's not shit this place to the basement.
I think I'm actually, I think I'm actually really good at this game now.
And just like that?
All right, all right, jump over something.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I think I'm actually really good at it now.
You hold these.
Okay.
I'm pressing.
K, stand who again?
P, are you holding right click to aim? No. Are you looking? I stay fighting a zombie? No. No hold right click. I will never aim.
No, you should hold right click so that you can wait. Is that one of you guys upstairs?
Hello, hello
We might need to have the blue spot.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh no, over parry.
Oh god.
It's off.
What are we going to do with people that's not persevering?
Oh god.
You're going to kill this one behind you.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
These were going so good!
These were going so good.
These were going so good.
Why does it all unlock cards? Is there a single unlock card in this whole place?
Show me, show me!
Show me!
You have to take out the port from the end of the IP and put it in the port spot.
That's why we let's get y'all tripped up sexy hands and guys. Oh, I got it. Yeah
Are you are you looking for that?
I'm just going to watch.
This is going to be a lot.
Come on. Come on. Come on. No. No. No. No. Give me your cowboy hat. Give me your cool cowboy
Give me a cool cover!
Give me a cool cover!
Did you hear that shout?
Why are you shouting?
Are you an idiot?
I don't know. It's a zombie that's coming at us now.
And I just uh...
I just sacrificed my life for a cover.
Alright. Okay. You know what? Worth it.
Worth it!
That's worth it, boys.
That is worth it right there.
I can't even run anymore.
I think it's time to reset.
Guys it's time to quickly reset.
Guys quickly reset guys.
Quickly reset guys.
Quickly reset.
Quickly reset guys.
Quickly reset.
Quickly reset.
Quickly reset.
Quickly reset.
Quickly reset.
No big deal but a mere war mind.
A mere war mind.
This time we're going to play this way smarter.
This time we are going to play this way smarter.
Where are we starting to get Rosewood?
No Riverside, Riverside.
We guys, which one, where does that use my one point?
Just need to give it away.
It drives very fast, oh my god, hold on now.
There's a, wait, there's a point you can do for driving faster in cars?
Oh yeah, I checked that one.
Just in case.
Nice.
I'm just gonna go for it, just gonna go for it.
What a nice tasty beer!
Friendship bracelet. Oh my god. That's huge. That's huge.
Oh my god. Do we know it? We take the funnel. We, I see the funnel. Why try to get the funnel?
Get the food people, but it's all it's all cold. I usually go to bat in my in my my inventory
With that funnel go when I get the phone. Oh, yeah, there we go. I got
And now we go
The primary the fillet knife just things go along use a funnel with the beer
I'm actually cooking right now.
I might be cooking.
Oh my god, something you'd be so proud.
Oh my goodness, something you'd be actually, honestly, you'd be jealous.
You'd be jealous of how good, how good you would be.
Jealous?
You'd be so jealous.
You'd be jealous.
You'd be jealous.
You'd be jealous.
You'd be jealous.
She said peanut.
Wow.
We say wow.
Wow.
Wow, peanut.
Incredible.
Oh my goodness.
You have an acre?
No, no, but I have a full-ette knife.
I don't want to get too fat.
Everybody said I was dying to be fat yesterday.
And now we don't have any mods to save us.
worry worry the liquor store store
first let's get a car new cars wait oh shit I mean I got a car wait what wait
I locked the door
We just talked ice to me they should be talking in game
I don't think so
though you did okay all right listen you got to watch my back dude yeah I'm
gonna pump gas
that's all right sorry just just keep him aggro push him I just hit him in the
head it's an easy way to get a backpack is take any curtain off the window and
And then you can right-click on the sheet and turn it into a little backpack
What's wrong with it?
Oh, shit.
What do you want me to watch my back, bro?
I'm sorry.
Are you bi-?
You look bi-.
He got no gas in.
No, I'm not.
There's like a bunch of them here.
The carbonator is hooked up to the gas pedal, and the gas pedal ain't giving up pressure
to the steering wheel.
What do you say?
What's the problem?
What's the street you on?
I
Harbor street and Lincoln Street
What was the first street Harbor Street and Lincoln Street
Harbor and Lincoln
We're trying to get a car working for none of these cars work
Let me fill this thing up
yeah I need a bandaid. There's food inside use a cloth you can rip some of
their clothes rip their t-shirt right click on one of their t-shirt. I'm sure this will work.
Yeah I got it. I got it. Really this will work. Let's go inside get some food some
cigarettes. That would be awesome. Guys I'm honestly might just take this car
and take a Lewisville. There's no way. It's the end game show where you get
a bunch of stuff I could do it any of these cars fucking work
we can I put this rag it got no gas in it miles yeah that's what you want that's
what you want take the trunks we should get a bunch of gas tanks fill them up
I'm going to go this way.
We're liquor to the gas take you.
Why can't you pour like Jim being into a gas take?
Wouldn't this theoretically work?
I think so.
Why not?
Maybe if it's an easel.
Yeah.
Little bit of easel huh Parker?
Yeah.
Yeah.
only get your name your character will automatically drink from water bottles
that you have so as long as you have a lot filled up in your inventory it'll
drink it do you want this dental flas that would be
What kind of sick joke is this you can break a window of a car and a lot be broken
That's the first time I've ever heard that one, God.
Jesus God.
Oh, God, damn it, it'll be in here.
What's up with this guy?
Oh, shoot!
Shoot!
Shoot!
I heard that.
Let's fucking go I got a car I got a car I got a car
Jimmy
What am I hit no, no, no, I gotta fill up these takes and then we're good to go
I got ours. We just killed. We're cooking! We're cooking!
We need you guys. We're about to run out of gas.
Where's you guys teaching? Watch my back. Watch my back.
Let me know what you got in the car. Watch your back.
I'm at the car right now. I'm just filling up.
Josh, thanks.
Let's get all laggy again when I move.
Does that app data reset or something?
Well, you guys were here with me, I see.
Oh.
I thought I'm gonna die.
Well, that was a nice car.
You got my back, Winnie?
Uh.
This is a really nice car.
This thing looks nice.
Niiiice!
We're speedrunning this shit.
I'm gonna come pick you guys up, we're gonna meet at the police station and we can have all the fucking witches.
Wouuuuuhhhhhh!
What if someone were to like, hypothetically, get our group in?
Is there a gear?
Uh, yeah, uh, yeah, I've got a gear via.
Yeah, good.
Oh, so, yeah, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Oh, I've got a niiiiice gear via.
Ooooooooh!
It's actually it's it's 100% effective it has never not cured someone
No, no, no, of course not of course not. No, no, no, no, no, no
Someone says she not face what to fix your game. Yes, they give it more than three gigs of gigs and frameless
No, that's not what I had to do. My game's not like it.
You know, I did that already, actually.
I gave it 60 games of RAM, and then it was running really smooth, but today it's not.
Maybe the server is on.
No, no, no.
Oh, the police station is right here, actually.
We're right behind the police station.
We got a cooler car.
Where are you at, son?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, gas station is still on.
None of these cars have a lot of gas.
Looks like it's got stuff.
What is the gas station at?
Some of you need a ride to the top of the mountain.
Do you need a ride to the top of the mountain?
Uh...
Yeah, sure.
I'm just gonna kick you back, beatin' ass.
There are a lot of distance.
I'd like you to fart in front of the mountain.
In your town, I don't know where the fuck exactly.
I'll look...
Fart on my balls while I stroke my city at a medium pace.
You're gonna get a little road icon.
Or a little floor icon on the top of the mountain.
my balls well I sit at a medium
page
do we say wait you heard wait I heard
you car
who's a guy who stays away
you see what we was on the left or right
guys
yes I guys I'm going this car up with
gas I'm going to Lewisville
did you go on these guns is that the
move or no we are at the point grab the
guns here first real quick
who could only talk to this gas station
that was us let's get a couple guns here then yeah we'll go to the cop
station when he's got a fucking cop car
It ain't got no gas in it though.
It's got no gas in it though.
Oh.
Hey, Pumble, what are you doing here?
You're here.
Winnie.
Yeah, what's up?
I'm going in this clean station.
Wait, come back out here?
Okay, I'm coming back out.
I really need to find a-
Where's the police station at?
It's a water to clean.
It's just-
It's just when you leave here, the way I came?
Yeah, he's at the gas station.
It's to the West.
The West?
How many paces like four?
Four paces, please.
Back of the trunk of my car.
You can fill up that that car car.
OK, I definitely know how to do it.
I'm coming to do that right now.
Yeah, you go look at the back.
Look at the back of the my truck or my car.
Juice and you can open the trunk.
You'll see the trunk in the inventory.
Grab one gas tank.
The dirty band is concerning.
No, no, just leave it. Just leave it.
There's a little drop down next to the gas tank.
Is there a way to hit the police station guys?
I slipped that little drop down.
It'll show you three of them.
You should find a fight.
I need cigarettes.
I need cigarettes.
Go next to your car.
Hold V.
I need cigarettes.
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
Fire station for fire actors.
Oh, please.
He said after that.
There's a little yellow icon right next to you.
Okay, wait.
Okay, I have one.
All right.
Then go up to your car.
Yeah.
When you're right next to it, hold V.
Oh, car battery charger.
oh that's nice yeah yeah nice
but I need a hose so you don't need a hose if you have a hose
No hose, no hose if you have a if you have a gas tank you don't need a hose. Maybe I filled it up all the way already
I'll put this in the chair
Easy peasy, I'm gonna go find summit
See if I got a gas so you run like a bunch of houses or yeah, I'm a residential
I'm about like
Put anything in my baby back quarter. Yeah, take it to the gas station and you do the same thing you hold G when you're next to it
The gas station is just just so I just scream lorry
Just starting up my edge my guy
Oh
Yeah, oh shit, okay
Yeah, I don't need glasses
residential
If I only switch with my
You know how to check which side of the car or the gas tanks on right? Oh, I don't need glasses
Yeah, you look at the uh the gas
Yes.
Come on guys, come on guys.
I can see the little arrow that's pointing to you now.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Can you hear that?
Can you hear that?
Yeah, oh yeah, uh, oh yeah, we're these guys.
There was a police station at.
Um, where'd you see it?
Yeah, do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Is it very close there?
Yeah.
Never eat soggy waffles.
I don't know.
I thought it was the shaker guys.
I thought it was, I thought it was, I thought it was.
Yeah, I see it.
You're a couple of guys for the police station.
What up?
Oh, it's the police station, man.
the police agent now we're okay boys oh wait was I supposed to keep the gas pump
no no you don't you can fill the car up right away okay okay nice sombrero bro
Oh
Jesus sorry sir, sorry
Sorry, you see me great to me. Oh, oh, sorry. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. Okay. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh
All right, what fuck these guys up there should be a fuck ton of guns inside
Let's have the conversation
Firefighter jacket and pants
He's like really good. That's not firefighter jacket and pants and work loads
We are cooking boys. You're a firehole or police station. We are cooking. I'm
I'm gonna fire station
No police agent
I thought was the first she was
Couldn't fill up my gas
He got no gas balls. He got no gas. He got no, ain't I got ain't got no gas in the most
My god, I can drive so fast
Fuck man, we should get some real backpacks. We're gonna back back. No, we're gonna stuff
And there was um...
My barefoot right now?
Oh my thing, um...
Where'd my boots go?
Oh here we go.
Yeah, we're at the cop station.
Oh god, god!
Oh, I think I'm out there.
I know, it's Cedar Sells Off where two bloody guys, it's Cedar Sells Off.
Police station.
Cedar, Cedar, our stuff off, Cedar, our stuff off.
Is that different from the cops?
The car battery charger in the car trunk?
We need a cooler car before we start investing in that car!
One of these rooms, it's gotta be the one.
Well, I go by 20 for a moment. I was in this game. She's about very good. Let's see you play it remind me
This is a great game
I just heard that noise look look for an axe
Find an axe we were the axe where's the absent?
Yeah, I find keys for this shit
We guys if I have a weapon that I really like how can I repair it if it gets it gets low in durability?
Duck tape or glue
I'm upstairs
Did you guys get into the second floor from the outside?
I did find a police station key, I don't know, it's just what it is.
I have a turn, I have a turn!
What?
Cheers boys, cheers!
Oh.
You hear all the bottles thinking when he got up chat that never happened that it happened you that was in your house
If you go up the water
Guys guys we are playing this by the book right now. We are playing this by the book
You shall do it. We have a big bit one time. We are playing this by the book right now. You see this
Everything's clean. We're for the hell. We got food. We got really good armor
This is how the game is meant to be played
This is how you play the game!
Let's get that fire axe.
Okay, I only have like one infected cut.
You know why you need screwdrivers sometimes?
I'm being told we need a welder's torch and a mask with propane in order to get into the armory.
I got it! I got it!
Damn, I think we're solid.
We're gonna grab the tire pump and the lug wrench and put it in the car so we can keep it repaired.
That is nice.
That's got another fire axe. I'd take only a fire spider axe heads. I think that too. I could just take all this guy
Put it all in my car
I don't have overweight, but I don't know how much do the car carry
The car carry on time
Or there's like a roof roof
Oh, it's barricaded. This is definitely the uh your mom. I'd assume the army mom
I
Fuck me I got fucking slashed
To watch a bullet that is huge
I
Dying to wait how fast you got away though. I got you guys too bad to just stand here and wait
Hmm
Your backpack you well, I got this fanny pack. We'll be putting it in
All right, dude. Do we try and go look for uh, this is what we can't just go
I mean you want to go straight to me?
I'm bad thank you
I'm taking you to Lewisville right off the rip.
That's the move boys.
That's the move.
Meet us at the cop station.
I'll meet you at the cop station.
I've got to do a couple things in my car.
Can you take it?
I'm cooking guys.
I am cooking this time.
I think I have a key for the armory.
Oh, no way.
Well, I don't know if it is a safe armory key or just a police station key.
That might be for the doors outside, but just try it anyway.
Just upstairs?
Yeah, it was up here, so come back, or I think it was, but it said the door was barricaded.
So I don't, we still might need something to break it.
Oh yeah, well it means you need to take the stuff off the barricade, alright?
It's just that we need, that's the well-based course you would need.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Like that, over the trunk.
How do I put you over the, your truck might be locked and you can see it on the dashboard of the car.
the basement we can break the door apparently it takes a while
how do i lock it
how do i lock the trunk boys
yeah the key doesn't open this
are we headed out to louisville
yeah i can't open any of these
the key is the ball sack
the ball sack key
there we go
there's a key on the ground
wait
there's a key on the ground
Yeah, I might be here say I might do what's going on that real quick
It's it bad if I have a skull next to my name. No, that sounds like you're healthy
Back up, even
You got an axe
Can you smash that door?
Can you smash that door?
Where's your upstairs?
That's where the shotguns are
I can smash it!
Here I got a duct tape for you too
The first thing I see with these key guards
I might switch cars
Wait, I supposed to happen to my accident away. What why that happened?
How do I get my wrench to stay in my one?
I'm stealing a taxi guys
So just don't you dare steal my taxi bow. Oh, you steal my taxi
This is the car that it goes to you got another accent you said I'm gonna the
accent my back acts I don't put the acts on my back I'm gonna smash that fucking
door open oh yes I shotguns hey that's mine this was yours yeah that's right
they don't even have the key for it but there's no key in yeah you better get the
Fuck away. I'll put my axe on my back some of these windows. There we go. Oh
That's nice. Oh my god. I'm actually a poet this game. Oh my goodness. Oh
Hold up come down here P. We need the axe. Oh, I found the car that the key goes to
Wait, how do I unlock the trunk of this car could there be something in my state?
Yeah, we see which cars better. We see which car car on the dash
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing with my car, buddy?
We're doing my car.
Two cars, man.
Well, I'm trying to see which cars better so I can take it.
I got a box of nine mil.
I might give you the red car.
Let's see which car is better.
A ratchet, man.
Yeah, you go ahead and take the red car.
You have the red car.
You have the cars better, right?
I feel like I'm always overweight in this game.
I need a backpack.
I have a family backpack.
Packs are huge.
The axe is already broken.
There's no fucking way.
What the shit axe, dude?
I have almost nothing and I'm overweight.
wait what the hell is this well maybe it's a park you chose how I get more
than 12 late buddy you need you need a backpack backpack no but how do I
actually get more than 12 late we got a backpack you gotta work out oh we only
Oh, yeah, you gotta work out. You should push-ups. Yeah, you some push-ups. It'd be fine
Let's do a cold push-up right here
Prefer burpees
We got jibby-jibby-cigarettes my guy's violently addicted to nicotine
Let's save. You see me have you cigarettes?
Unfortunately, no. I'm also hungry now that I'm working out
How long did my guy work out for like to stop him or just keep going?
Oh, I'm getting tired though.
He's gonna work out for ten full minutes.
I love your content.
drive they
Get the fuck out of my truck you son of a bitch
Guys, I'm gonna go open up the socket with my axe dude. Oh, dude. Yeah, my fucking car
Did you just hit my fucking car?
Who is that?
Really, will you stop fucking with my car?
I'm actually trying to play the game this time.
I'm actually cooking.
You fucking me! You fucking me first!
You know, I'm actually cooking right now on this game.
I'm not even joking. I'm actually like, right, I'm trying to go hard for it.
Can you go to- Can you go- Here, let me show you where it is.
Come on, E.P.
Well, I gotta- I gotta eat. I gotta eat.
Oh my god. No fucking way.
Lady back off, I don't want whatever insurance scam you're selling.
Holy crap, I'm telling ya.
Just trying to sell me vitamins or something.
This is after recruit five more people that also sell vitamins.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
The hell is going on over here?
What the hell is up here?
What the fuck is going on over here?
I
Swear to God these locals getting out of control. I remember back in my day when everything was simple
You buy a quarter for nickel from chicken's out
Good out of the store get a few months to tear bar for just a penny
Everything's changed all these guys
Over here you can suck
Buddy you can suck me back bring that nice good acts of yours
Hold these shit this guy's got a Michael Myers mask on and a machete
Me not! I had to eat, I'm hungry for hours!
We can walk and eat at the same time!
We really? Yeah!
Come on, you're a pro!
Wait, can anyone come to the couch?
Come on, this way. This way?
This way?
Come on down.
We are going currently. Nope. I don't think any of us can make it to you at the moment. You got to be in trouble
What if we just let when he dies
Right here see this door right here. This one right here, but he'd be on this door
You guys you have to back up
You heard I'm gonna need the room. I'm gonna need the room. I'm gonna need to
I'm gonna take it out.
I'm gonna take it out.
Oh, you wanna head over here? Go ahead.
I'm just gonna open the door and I'm just gonna go in there and make sure it's not poison or anything. Okay?
Yeah, for sure. For sure, for sure.
It seems like he's not gonna be able to carry off the shit that's in there.
Okay, okay.
So, just let me have it.
I feel good about it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey fucking move with my screwdriver. I
Found an MSR 700 no you didn't
Just take that fucking revolver to you shit fuck you fuck you buddy
You pal this is my shit. I'll put this door. I'm grabbing that butterfly emeralds. Oh shit. Oh shit
There's no ammo for any of this. Oh you may. Oh shit there's a crowbar man. You missed the fucking crowbar bitch. Oh that's what you get. That's what you fucking get.
There's a fucking ammo. Wait what? Wait what recipe?
Still this guy's credit card. What recipe?
Wait do you need 9 mil? Wait I have to trap your car barn. Is that good?
There's a welding torch in here sooo...
Hey where's your recipe at, where's your recipe at?
Yo I have a box at 9 mil in my uh, in my truck but I had to land it at the gas station.
Okay.
I tried to chop it up and I got it.
Where's your recipe?
We have a welding torch.
Um, we just need a welding mask.
I'm not getting killers too.
How can I fix my infection probably probably probably
I don't think you can use the welding torch
All the way upstairs
Wait, I gotta go back to my car.
No, you gotta go all the way to the stairs.
No, I gotta go back to my car.
You need the welding torch.
Wait, why are you welding torches?
Wait, I've got two welding torches on me.
There's an armory over there.
What the real shit?
Wait, how do we get the armory?
With the welding torch!
Hold on, wait, hold on guys.
The torch of welding.
I'm currently 39 out of 12 weight.
I just have to get to my car real quick.
I have literally probably about 15 guns on me
None zero actually I didn't find a single gun
I should find a single gun unfortunately. I know I don't mean sounded like
Hey, will you back up buddy? Will you back up?
Thank you. Thank you. How do I check if this guy's low?
Hey, will you stop going to the fucking drug?
I'm not close to it.
Right click will bring up everything, like all the little menus.
So if you right click on a gun, you'll see if you can put an insert a mag or build a gavany.
Oh yeah, no mag scene.
It's got a two-hitch to go upon it though.
It's gonna be good.
It's sick. Maybe when we get into the...
the armor, you might be able to...
Yeah.
I'm just gonna have a cigarette while you're watching the boys do this.
Hey, I need a cigarette too.
Yeah, wait a second, Uncle.
I need a cigarette ASAP.
I got something to go around.
Yeah, I got something to go around.
I got something to go around.
I got something to go around.
Hey, fuck you, God.
Guys, I can't love the car.
I don't have the key for it.
I hop on it.
Hey!
You're still closing the trunk!
That keeps coming over here, closing the truck while I'm working!
You want a cigarette?
I'm protecting you.
I'm not saying closing it because I'm fucking accident.
I'm swinging it.
I'm swinging it.
Look at his arms.
They're at their breaking point.
They're sad.
Look at the professional arm killer up there.
He's beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's fantastic, too.
You should be able to make moving stuff easier.
Wait, guys, how do I...
Because I have too much to...
I couldn't put all the guns in the trunk.
There's none of space.
Well, I got a trunk, too.
Yeah, you can fuck yourself as well.
I'll trade you for a slicker, right?
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get an RV.
That's how I'm gonna deal.
in RV dude I'm not gonna lie I think I'm gonna try hard this game and I'm not even
lying to you I'm not even lying to you I think I'm gonna I'm gonna like click in
this game I might even I might even bring that build them bring that welding torch
I'll bring the welding torch
Hey! He's still in it! He's still in it! He's still in my car!
Sir have you been drinking tonight? Have you been drinking night sir?
I just want to know if I can sabotage you if I wanted to okay?
for the go bar how bad is that nope I got a fucking deep we'll shut up a bitch
you mean what do you mean how bad is that I don't know we got cut it there's a
zombie on you I was just fucking shim you're just a little boy that's fine
I had a second bye right now I'm gonna fade up
oh you guys where is this place I believe it upstairs all the way
I'm sorry, I hope you didn't lose my attention.
That's all good, man. You can have that mask.
I'm feeling a bit queasy, but let me walk like a fucking...
How do I only put it on your leg?
Yeah, you got my left shin, dude. You ship me in the shin.
At least we got this sick hockey mask on.
You locked the truck.
He's all the way upstairs in the cop station.
It's locked the truck and turn off the car. Oh, yeah, we're cooking. I stand back poppy. It's coming through
I'm equipping my routing torch
If you go to the window and with a curtain you can take it and you can turn it into a bag
No, I need a cool backpack. I can't have no raggy backpack. Otherwise all my friends are gonna think I'm
I'm going to go all the way up this stairs. First we need the crowbar.
I'm going to need to. Someone's got the crowbar.
I'm at door. You should be able to. I got it. Say it back boys.
I got it. I mean I can't do anything with the door.
I think we should take off the. Maybe we need to take off the.
I hit it. Sounds like it's working. You got this. You got this P.
I
Want cigarette summit I'm good. I would love a cigarette
You open that door for
And he's talking now buddy
Who's talking now pal I got you I got you I give you a cigarette
Quick smoke yeah, you try opening it after you got the thing off
wait the whole place for bitches oh my god there's a fucking thing in front of it
there's a lock yeah all right what here's your cigarette it's on the floor
cigarette's on the floor you know that's what we need the welding that's what we
need the welding for this assemble it I got the welding torch I got it how are
you wait we need your welding mask I have a lot of welding goggles maybe in the
garage or some we pick it up with the left menu I would say pick it up with the
Let me get the locker with no tools. Yeah, you can pick it up. I like doing
You crafting as a little box on the left side
You get up left menu, there's a hundred left menus
No, you pick up a little watch out. Yeah, watch out. Watch out. I can't it's like a little dresser icon
Little dresser. I we need a carpentry level one. Yeah
anybody a carpenter yeah carpentry zero out of one when it's hard wait hold up
what's in there guys you play kids got out of you guys
oh there's probably welding mask in the garage I bet or goggles hey would you
mind if I just borrow that chrome off for just a second no Jason pretty cool
to ask my son listen the car with the ax again no I need carpentry level
whatever to do any of this job. I don't think any of this stuff's gonna work.
It's gonna work. We just need goggles.
Don't you have to like find a TV, put it on?
Because it won't be rotated inside the carpentry channel or something.
Yeah, you could do that.
Or we find carpentry, we find goggles and then we're good.
I need food. Anyone got a little snack?
Yeah, go check the back of the red car.
That's some snacks in there.
Press R to rotate it, then how do I do it?
When I click off it, it goes back.
R to rotate, now what do I do?
Click, let's click. It goes back. It goes back.
What are you up to what are you up to I
Rotate but it's still the same
Are you rotating that rotating it but it's still the same thing maybe you can look inside the locker now. Oh, yeah
No, you can't for some reason that's weird. That's just be serious. I'm gonna go look the wall
I'm gonna look for goggles
Welding mask of goggles
Yeah, guys what get some wallet goggles to get this thing open I think
We're on it. Yeah, we're like a mechanic shop. Yeah, let's all go to the mechanic shop take a look for those welding goggles
Yeah, I'm drinking sink water
Open you son of a bitch!
Open you son of a bitch!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Are you guys past that locker?
No, no, not.
No, no, no, no, no.
Get out of here.
Maybe you should have taken my car or something.
Nowhere, nowhere.
Are you hitting upstairs?
No, let's do a hitting.
one more. Let's walk yourself in. No, it's not open. Get out of here. Get out.
I mean, he comes to that door and fucking pull his face out. Pull his fucking face out.
You better get out. You better get out. Pull his fucking face out.
Pull his fucking face out. Don't do it, Winnie. Don't do it.
I have some deer muscles straight. I can't hit you more. I got muscles straight.
Don't do it, Winnie.
You want to have a rest right here?
Yeah, take it down, take it down.
You just open up that door.
Luke Drums, I'm gonna clean up my two month old son's face, calm when I turn them on.
It's time to bungulate.
Let me see ya.
We're late, we're late, then go to bed!
It's one in the morning on a Tuesday.
Your son is fucking crazy.
your son is fucking wild
I don't know why you got that thing over your head
your son is absolutely fucking crazy
it's time to go to bad land
it's time to go to bad land
otherwise if I shoot you, you die
do you have a lighter I can borrow
yeah what do you mean
I need a lighter for my cigarette
can you bring those matches over here dude
is that how I was able to hit you
Yeah, that's why you could shiv me
Those matches are on the floor. What is this? Hold on?
It's protective gear that needs an oxygen tank, but I thought this was a quick cigarette quick Malbrow red brothers
We'll go red brothers before we get to smack him
God I love smoking Malbrow reds in my
I'm a fucking kill this woman wait want a medical check
well yeah hold on please hold on you cut it out of me
I'm turning around. I'm swinging the jacks you guys.
You just bend over real quick. I don't know how to medical check. I thought I was checking
I
Really you guys leave the room. How many do you guys pick hate the room?
How many guys leave the room guys
Smashing that dorm is enough. Yeah
I'm not sure if none of us have any bullets in our guns.
You don't know what I have.
None of us have any bullets.
Yo, I'm without your ammo.
Okay.
Maybe I just spank you with an axe.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
I'm in bags, I'm in bags, I'm in bags, I'm in bags, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take it all, take it all, take it all.
Sorry, I need you guys to move out the way just a little bit.
Just a little bit, yes.
Knocked a lot of you guys, I just found beef jerky,
I found a donut, hoo hoo.
I'm gonna go, wait a second.
I can't see anything.
I
Have one of them. Yeah, I don't even know that does anything. I don't think so. I think it's for like storage later. I
Think I just broke a bone I lifted so much
I'm 46. I'm 46 kilograms
You guys, so I think it was for being overweight if I'm driving a car
Guys, do I think do I think deep it for me? Oh, yeah, you are you will you will but you know what? I'm in the car driving
Yeah, you're gonna keep taking damage
Do and what yeah, there was no ammo guys. There was no ammo the evidence about you have a blade on my days
You guys took any any shotgun ammo by engine box to the floor in there
No, they wouldn't do ammo
Well, there was no ammo. I
Didn't get any ammo, but I have
So I'm 19 in my car
Now what I do that no problem. We can do that
I'm dropping all my guns here. It's like a walk for a little bit. Oh
Shit wait, that's how that works
Oh
Nothing I actually didn't discover anything actually
There was there was no ammo up there guys unfortunately. I'm so pissed. Oh guys. There was no
No, there's no ammo in the ammo boxes guys, that's ludicrous even believe that's that's ludicrous even start believing
That's actually
Next the earth flat, huh? The earth flat. You just you got a lot of weird beliefs when you got a lot of weird beliefs
How about you try to stop putting your beliefs on us, okay, please?
It would be pretty hard to get in, but where are we going to find it?
Let us be our individuals, please.
Thank you.
Thank you, Simon.
I appreciate you helping with that.
I appreciate that.
He's honestly forcing his beliefs on us.
You know what I believe?
I believe we need to go fuck himself.
Huh?
How about that?
How about that?
I think I'm ready.
I think I'm ready to go.
To Louisville.
I
Yeah, hop in
Quit the box we need to put the box. I don't have ammo either
They get doors locked now I go in the front. Oh
That's okay. That's okay. That's just another way to get it out. Okay
Oh my god, this is a whole new world. It's a whole new world. Oh my god, there's someone
sitting in the red. Oh wait, hold on. Wait, oh, I was just getting into the wrong car,
I think. Aren't I learning carpentry off this? There were a lot of zombies over here last
I
Likely it's carpentry. Oh, you found the TV guy
Yeah, I guess a noon. It's
We got this even stuff in the cloth done case
I'm watching I'm watching does Lewis have antibiotics I'd be dope if he did
Louie's gonna have it Louville's gonna have everything awesome if we make it
there one piece
Why wouldn't we make it there?
No reason.
No reason.
It's the entire enemy on the stuff.
Enemy on the stuff, guys.
Enemy on the stuff.
Enemy on the stuff.
It's just a slow reader, guys.
I guess that's fucking breaking point, bro. I think you got a father nap. Yeah, sir.
Oh, Mr. Monkey Whisperer, my boyfriend is a boy. Good man. Good. Oh, man. Thank you,
my boy. Appreciate you, my boy. Thank you for setting up this server for his boss. You know what?
Actually, I just realized, I don't even have it down there. Where is it? But Mr. Monkey Whisperer
is a guy that's been helping us set up servers for games for a long time. And he's
part of a company and I don't think I've ever shot around for a taxi. One of one service.
One of one service. That's the company he's from. Thanks again Mr. Bunker Whisper. Appreciate
you my boy. Appreciate you my boy. Thank you my boy. Thank you my boy. Thanks for always
helping me and the Bunker Lids out getting these servers set up for these games. I really
appreciate my boy. It's very kind of you. It's very kind of you.
Okay, now we get, now we drive to the floor, like you said.
You know, wait, it's on the floor. It's already on the floor.
Yeah, okay, now I take you out. Okay.
You're too much stuff boys you too much stuff if we twist
If I open the box would we less
They did we hold on I 49 exactly way now. Oh my gosh. I got a backpack out this day.
Yeah, it does.
That's awesome.
Hey, we are finding antibiotics.
No way.
Wait, do you need them?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't.
Come to me.
Where would you have to be?
Horses and bandolier.
Oh, yeah, we can wear a bandolier and wear a holster
and then put our gun in it and stuff
and that should reduce our weight.
At the top.
What if I were to have two infections now?
What'd you find?
A box of ammo, shambles, and the weapon all in a gun case.
Ooh, that's nice.
You can unload the boxes of ammo.
Uh, yo, if I...is this gonna cure two infections or what?
I don't know
I think we got everything, do we get everything?
I think I have everything
Guys, do we get it? Do we get everything?
Is it- Is it-
Quick ammo box-
Quick ammo box and secondary filled ammo
No, I think I'm fine, I-
We don't
What are you-
Help me- Will you get the fuck outta here?
What the fuck are you doing here, dude?
No, you're business, buddy!
What the hell is all this?
You get out!
get out this motherfucking you guys won't believe what it's mine it's all mine
I literally have like 30 guns and tons of ammo now
How much ammo is up there?
I'm 55!
I don't think you gotta come see for yourself.
You might want to see for yourself.
I think I might.
Guys, the next step is we have to go downstairs.
I think we'll get a nose.
We need some of this ammo.
Do we need to save it for Louie?
How much ammo do we have?
Literally like thousands and thousands of zombies we would need I mean just an arsenal of weapons to get Louie
My overall body status is very severe damage and my health is below half
Yeah, you got a rest
That's a corpse
The airbox is already alluded look there's a watch one there's a box two they're both empty
The old elastic that has stuff in it is is the is the guy is the cloth gun just like a chair or anything really?
He's right
Ride
Somewhere oh did you a you son of a bitch?
Did you?
Did you take it? Oh?
You're saying just sitting in a chair
Did he take it?
The evil in the box.
I gotta find like a comic book or something.
Dude's real sad.
Yo, would the cure for that hypothetical infection be in Louis?
Some of the party find our group up there. Yeah, that's good
It won't let me guys I tell you the fuck the ammo boxes fuck all that shit. We just need the ammo
screw the ammo boxes
Did he wait did you take?
Did you did you take?
Hey, did you take anything you keep up here?
Well, they are there's nothing there I could take anyway. Oh, yeah, no, there's nothing
Take what there's nothing there's a bunch of fucking boxes
Wait, does anyone have alcohol?
What happened to our class?
No, um, we can stop by the
We're having the cloth weapon keys with the with the thing. Can we stop by the liquor store? It's the cause weapon case that
The gas station might have
We're go
Where's the cloth weapon case?
I lost it.
Let me read that real quick.
Wait, you take a cloth weapon case instead of a bitch?
A what, case?
How much stuff do you guys got up there?
You know, Mr. Habibi, one day I will cast out upon you.
I don't know what you're talking about. There was nothing up there when I got there. It was all I will take your life
One day when you're least expecting it. I will take your life
I'm just out here reading a fucking mouth insurance monthly
I will take your life and there was nothing you can turn on PVP right now
Just be be gone on
Turn on PVP you guys you gotta find a van Asia. We gotta find a van right now
Who's on the floor? Fuck it. I don't care. I don't care. We gotta get out of here guys
We're gonna die from all this over the way. We gotta find we gotta find a piece of straw this pop
Well, I'm finding a mobile home right now. That's my next objective. Are you mobile home?
There's mobile homes. I have I just I am a hundreds of kilograms of weapons in ammo
I'm telling you whatever you think I whatever you think you've got
I'm gonna have to try to-
Oh yeah, I don't have any, eh?
Hey, Mr. Knot, can you wish my girlfriend, Lindsay, a happy birthday?
She loves watching your streams, and wants to hear a hooray.
Big birthday cake b- oh!
Hooray!
Hell yeah!
Fantastic.
W. Cario streamer, fuck yourself, die.
Can I do a- can I, like, give you a style?
the game of real life on Steam.
What are you gonna do about that, buddy?
Are you gonna report that?
Well, go ahead and try to report it, pussy.
I said it was a game.
It really is.
Look it up.
Look it up.
What are you gonna do about that, bitch?
Huh?
We can do about that.
It's an actual game.
Check it out.
Yeah, that's right.
You can do nothing.
You can do nothing.
Here's searching is someone searching my car. No, I'm in my car with a bigger truck than your car
Okay, you're right. Honestly, you got me on that one. You got a funny trunk buddy
Well
Like by bond
Oh, that's nice
Yo, how do I place only one of these pistols in the trunk?
I
Usually just drag it over the little drop. There's something else really quickly
Right next to the item that you have multiple of there's a little yellow
Thing that you can click on
Let's go, let's go get ourselves up. Let's go get ourselves up a van. Don't see
We guys is there a spot that like all the vans are or is it completely bad?
Where'd you go Pete? Would you like to know whether the way
Well, I thought we were going to Louisville. I'm in a van. Wait. Okay. This'll do for now
I need a mobile home
Get back!
Get on unlock control and go to the back.
I just unlocked it.
Get back!
Get back!
Back lady, back!
Both cars should be on-
Holy shit, fucking die, damn, holy-
I'm doing up these magazines, you're okay.
Yeah, maybe I can try what could be there.
I
Know you fat bitch
Let's hit me that day guys
See they have the key. Oh, yeah, I'm not you go to the house right now. Well, how's your house
We're gonna go grab a welding mask, and then we're getting the fuck out we're going Louville
Oh my god no wait, oh my god a little
What do you call it?
Oh escort
How do I turn the light on my pistol off wait that's so cool F
Yeah
This is a nice car. Oh my god almost
We're gonna be alright you're stashing all your kitted fucking weapons with all the scopes and all that shit
You're gonna die the first time you get to Louisville. You're gonna off that for we're all going to sleep
Oh my god guys time passes in this game like no other game we I we
I remember looking down at the clock. I was like, okay
Okay, because because close you left there was two more hours left in stream
I just looked down I was supposed to get off stream 15 minutes ago
I feel like we just hopped on top of two seconds. Oh this game sucks time away. Oh
This game sucks time holy shit P. Milla said the conversation when you get the fuck out of you
Do I know I know I gotta get gas and a gas seat occupied by who?
the
check the gas station
while the hospitals also have that match it
is that how I hear myself? I hear myself?
no you can disinfect whatever issue you have
I don't know if that's why I'm like fucked up. Maybe you can bed check me real quick
You go
You'll get some some gas. I see guys. We just got to give you guys
So we just slowly get to that van, okay, so we just say fuck it and just keep using this car until we have
An RV. Oh, there's a car washing. Hey, how much more space does that van really have the actually actually let me just check let me check
He fucking okay, okay, wait hold on. Okay. Oh this if that van has more than 100 kilograms of back weight
We're gonna take it. I'm gonna take the back way. I'm gonna take the back way
I'm going to be a better one than this revenge for you son of a bitch.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I don't think you know where you
Nobody will ever know where I got it. I might box be with my treasure
For the first taxi
Where's the police is that where's the police station at the old cab
The blue one
Need a purple one like right here. That doesn't look right. We're very close
Guys guys you guys you guys you guys
No
Quickly!
Oh, God!
Don't touch it! Don't touch my stuff! Don't touch my stuff!
Oh, God.
Where the fuck did he go?
No, don't touch my stuff.
I don't know, you need a ride?
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God.
Alright, let's just go get the fucking welding mask and shit.
I
Mean I mean I mean I mean you fucking found it fuck you
Jack I mean no
Please please please swear to God swear to God you didn't take anything swear to God
I
I was trying to help you I was trying to help you
Hey, it's fucking change the whole map. Oh shit
Hop in hop in hop in hop in hop in hop in get it get it get
Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job
I
Was that's pretty good. It's kind of you can stay houses
I mean we just gotta do a little bit of cleaning up here
Shit sorry
Sorry.
What's that? I'm chasing.
That was a person.
Thank you, boss. Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
Wait, I need to help you kill myself.
Kill this one. Kill one of the fires.
Thank you.
He's not dead. He's not dead.
He's not dead.
Oh, God.
Stay back! Stay back!
Stay back! Yeah!
I can't believe this I can't believe this fucking
Guys, we'll just stay alive, we'll just stay alive and we'll do our stuff, we'll die in a really safe spot, then be smart, and we'll do our stuff.
Hey, there's some 5, 5, 6, 4, 5 in there.
No, we're fine, we're fine!
We'll just try to steal our shit.
Really, they'll just try to steal our shit.
Like a China cabinet.
Oh
I can't
I can't
I can't
Oh God
I got my firefighter axe I'm gonna try to help you kill him okay
Okay, I can spend all.
I've got a lot of them on call.
Kill them all! Kill them all!
I must have detected it.
Kill them all! Kill them all, Max! Kill them all!
I can't.
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Kill them all! Kill them all!
Oh, shit!
Fuck it! Kill them all! Kill them all!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh no! Oh no!
No!
Are you okay?
I don't know dude.
There's more of them.
Thank you Winnie-Dinkie!
Thank you Winnie-Dinkie!
Thank you!
Step on the edge!
Oh my god, I need fucking...
I need to use it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Take these curtains, take curtains.
Oh god! Oh god!
This is a good splash.
This guy is on the ground now.
I'm trying to get my power.
I'll be fine.
Just a little bit.
Fine, after this we can go to do it and get that gear you were talking about.
Yeah, the gear! The gear of the bush!
I might need one still.
yeah we should probably head to we should probably head out
die lady die she won't die
she's not dead she's a big boss oh god oh I just got bit I just got bit again
I just got bit I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying okay
where are you guys how far away from the
who'd you like to go other boy would you like to go yeah I'd like to know because
I'm trying to get this fucking party started
I
Know I just mentioned this game when you get bit you just
First fight in this life it says
They just take all button
I
Don't feel I'm gonna go put all my shit in my car and go die soon. I'm gonna find a complete out spot
She has a lot of shit
But why don't you come on us and go Louville
What's good
Do you like going Louville?
Fuck
My god, oh my god
No, fuck these guys, fuck these guys, these are our shit, fuck these guys, these are our shit, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them to death, these are our shit.
Who's night?
Wait, what the hell?
Night night?
Is any of you guys named tonight?
No, but I gave a couple of people a server one of them tonight.
Oh, yeah, I think this is one of them.
I just spotted the same.
Oh, this is your brother?
No, my little brother's kite.
My buddy in her life is a named nine-night kid.
It's N-I-T-E.
N-I-T-E is that your buddy?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know how to talk in game.
How you talking game?
Maybe you can help us get our stuff back. No, he's what's our shit fun. I'm fuck this guy
I
Hello, can you hear me push me bro? Yeah, me
Left all talking game
I
Look ready what the hell are you doing here?
I died hey died. How you doing? Who died something nothing
Sorry, is there like a super sprint in this game
What's that?
Yeah, you did a super spread this game guys if you hold it wait if you'll not left out your super spread
Holy crap
See I'm fast as fuck. I don't know why it's the same button as the talk button doesn't talk the whole time in the game, but
I'm fast as fuck boys
I
When you just have to get our stuff
Do I have to do my stuff listen I have to get my stuff and then I gotta get a van it's all I need
Get your stuff pop in my van and we can go to your buddy
All right, then I'll get my stuff and hop in my bed
Fine you can just stop hopping your van list all I do is go get some gas from a gas station
That's it. I have a van lined up and just empty gas in it
And then we meet up with squad and we got a loot
You worry, I'll be good to take care of you boss. Why is it all foggy I didn't got Stan, but I like that
Why is it all foggy right now?
You're a safe house, Mr. P, you have a safe house, you can't lock the doors.
You can't lock the doors, but this way you can just get the key to your door.
This doesn't really mean you locked it.
Can we just leave our car here?
Holy shit, it's a massacre over here.
I mean, it's just, it's, oh my god, it's just a massacre.
Jesus.
Oh, and there's still 400 zombies.
This is such bullshit.
is just bullshit. This is just straight up bullshit.
Oh, there's no way I can grab weapon in time.
I think we need some health.
No fuck, I'm just going to take all his stuff.
Wait a second, I have an idea.
Wait, how did my car flip over?
of it. Somebody's supposed to do that while we were gone. Some guys aim over here, throw
our van up your dead and flip my car. Yeah, yeah. What the hell? What the hell is going
on around here? Wait, how hard is this done for the car? I don't know. Wait, I got my axe.
I'm gonna start killing them, okay?
You get out of the way, but don't do it, we'll figure it out.
Why would these guys die? Am I actually smoking or something?
What are you warning, dull? Oh shit.
It's just impossible.
How do they expect people to get their stuff back?
What is going on around here?
How are you supposed to get your stuff back?
Maybe you get the help of friends.
Fuck friends
Okay, you know what okay new plan I'm hopping in my car, but we're all these bitches over get a blind up
We were that I had again
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's my dead body? Where's my zombie dead body?
I don't see where the zombie dead body
On the sidewalk? No, no, no, it walked
Holy shit, another day? I'm gonna hold on, what are you saying?
Well, I got a hand drill, it looks important, I'm gonna take it
I don't see me, I would be in a Hawaiian
Is this me? I'm being a Hawaiian Surge.
Oh, that's not that important.
Dropping it.
I'm being a Hawaiian Surge.
If we somewhere, I forgot where I killed myself.
Yo, guys, it's not where I died. Oh, is that me?
I think that might be me right there.
I think that might be me on the ground.
I just need some water.
one of these bodies oh yeah I think I found mine I saw it found me
I'll do my stuff and then I think I'll be able to help you
where did I kill me at?
you had to kill yourself?
because I got up as a zombie I was bitten
we walked around I remember seeing him and then I knocked him down
Then I don't remember where I killed him after that sidewalk. I don't see what the sidewalk
And you were here
You walk right to it left
Well, I found it I found it
Oh, it's somewhere in here, but it keeps blitzing out my guys like tweaking
My guys blitzes up and he keeps tweaking
It's just it's just I'm right here, but it's just I'm not impressed with anything. It's just I
Like I just go crazy
Oh, yeah
Now I'm not going crazy
You can like cycle through the stuff on the right. I know that's the thing is I couldn't because my guy is
Oh
Swapping guys, so I need the car. I think a flipped upside-down car when you're in the space where would be
Yeah, that sucks. We were flipped that
Yeah, I can't get myself because it's like right here
Maybe we got off the
You got the car you the job
Maybe it's a zombie, it's still alive. I'm taking this guy
No, I'm so tweaking my guys are tweaking. I literally on it. It's wait. Let me see if I can have it
Wait, yeah, it's something with the flip car for sure. Yeah, we have how do we have a car?
Maybe you can stand on like the edge of it. I don't know. Oh, baby. How do we flip the car? Oh
That's a good question, buddy
No, I use my car to hit it
Yeah, that might work.
No, I didn't even know you could flip car.
Oh wait, you're moving it though.
Wait, it's flipping a little.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
I'm really surprised that it still works.
Hey wait, you move that car, I gotta get my stuff.
There we go.
That's one of these, there it is, got it.
It's a good news.
I think I'm at one of the houses.
Hey, Carl, we know we are here!
We know I want to go!
I've pushed up on stuff!
I've pushed up on stuff.
I've pushed up on stuff, guys.
This is the one.
Yeah, I gotta go get like yeah, yeah, yes, I'm going
Yeah, I got I got I got to get inside I got to clean up
But first thing I take that van I go get some gas in that van
Oh, do you get that gas in that van boys?
Thank God, thank you Mr. Witty, thank you for the help boss
If you want any of my guns you can have your choice. I'll give you two free guys
Well, now you've got a room
You can fuck off
Your pre deals been taken off
We are cooking now
Wait, I don't need some gas for this. I'll be back, okay
We are far more powerful than that fool have been in that the he even
They have crawled back to where the hole they came from our power is insurmountable
They will bend the knee, they will bend the knee, as to where the king's, where, where
all the power.
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, the guns, the guns, you get it to your head.
Oh, I have many guns, many guns, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,
many man many many man many many man in my ass many many many man many many man many
many many man many many man in my ass many man I'm thinking a quick diet cola I need
a gas. We got a new new first team to get to Louisville wins. Um, is that I don't know
if you'd like to play that game with me and me and me and Winnie buddy. All right. Yeah,
I think you want to play that with us buddy on PVP right now. I'm by the car. I don't
know if you want to come back. How is there no no gas bottles or whatever. We sucked
all the gas you can uh you can fill up without gas i need a gas i need a gas bottle to bring
back to my thing aren't you parked at the uh i am but i need to bring it back to that black van
yeah you might need that we all have to fill up water bottles oh yeah oh yeah
good thing was good thing how's this happening good thing was good thing
He's watch up. We'll be watch off. Oh
Shit
There's a few of them
The watch up a little guy why top a little you have this gas station. I'm in the back watching myself
I'm gonna see a creepy people I'm watching okay, and then I'm gonna grab a water bottle
I don't even think he packed food. I think he just packed guns only
He says 20 guns no food, huh, it's got a lot of ammo to you
Is there any way to get an 18-wheeler that I can make into a base?
Is there 18-wheeler in-
There's mods for that shit.
We can set up a server where you can do that kind of stuff.
What's the biggest thing I can have, like truck-wise, that can be into a base?
Well, we can get a mod that'll allow it to turn any RV and we can get like a big 18-wheeler
with a huge fucking trailer behind it, and that's gonna be a base.
No, not a mod. What's the biggest one I can get right now?
You can't. You can't do that in the game without a mod.
There's no RVs in the game?
There's RVs, but it can't be a base.
Like, you can just have an RV on the back. It acts like a trunk.
I
Wish I had a trailer on the back of the truck
I can hook up a trailer to give me the access to the trunk of a car like a normal trunk
Open switch is going full of bad electrical activities
Listen, we're already halfway to Louisville. I don't know what the fuck you guys are doing
What's the biggest thing I can have with the most my storage then?
It's probably one of those big box veins
I mean mine has a hundred twenty storage. It's got a lot of stories. That's pretty good one twenty is pretty good
Like the little cars are like thirty
We can I put a lock on an RV if I have a mod?
You can put a lot of what's what's the best RV my cock I
Forget the name, but it's probably Zomboid RV mod
I
V interior
Mr. Mr. Monkey whisperer are you still here? Are you still here, Mr. Monkey whisperer?
Can you do you DM me? Can you just give me if you're still alive a lot? I don't know why I was gonna say alive a week
I'm fine a key for that truck so
Wait, what's that?
Keep the red vanes up bigger than this?
Is that bigger than the black one?
Oh, shit.
Let's roll with this car.
No, this one's just much bigger.
We fit a lot of shit in the back.
This generator even.
Oh, wait.
Probably not a good idea.
Probably not a good idea.
Can you guys hear that from anywhere?
Hands are coming.
Nah.
We should get that red van boys
We'll probably find a better one on the way. Mr. Monkey whisper. Can you add a?
Can you add the mod RV interior real quick?
We'll be sure
To the big city you add the one here is the one you want common sense to there's a common sense mod
I think common sense. Well, yeah, I'm having my guy Adam just real quick and then he says do quickly start, okay?
common sense and RV interior yeah yeah common sense RV interior would you mind
if you already laid in bed that's fine if you're really big ass Peter Bill
what a big ass pedophile Peter Bill what Peter Bill is a big-ass drug she's
I don't listen, okay, just fucking stay away from school buddy
I gotta hijack this white band
Okay, I'm gonna start running him over
He's watch
I'm gonna sharpen my action how I don't know how I'm gonna do that
Well, back in the day they used to use a wet stone.
I don't know what's in this game.
Do I hit the car? Do I hit the car?
I was trying to hit the one in his office.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, they got it. Just scratch. Oh, yeah, good.
Do I hit those two? Yeah, thanks, fuck.
make some repairs in my car
these jolly ones fuck off
someone said help me that proxie
proxie what do you mean lude
oh proxie we need to go
Wait, wait, Mr. Monkey Whisper, can you add common sense, RV interior, and proximity loot?
Please.
Please.
I don't check the health of my car.
Oh, so you got the speed demon perk?
Cool.
It's nothing.
Oh, thanks.
What noise, man?
You're screwing yourself.
Yeah, I see this car.
I worked too much about it.
Yeah, probably not.
Oh, it's in perfect condition! It's in perfect condition!
We got to get this gas station right now!
It's in perfect condition! It's in perfect condition!
Oh my God!
I don't know if this is the way or not.
Hey, uh...
Sorry to leave you abruptly, but when I just had to get this to the gas station immediately, it's on like one gas.
It's okay.
It's in perfect condition! This is in really perfect condition!
Green battery and green engine
This is me huge this will be huge
It's V right V to do stuff. Why is it doing 70 more?
Into the right side, yeah, what's it look of course enough
I
Did you guys go to move really yesterday? Oh, yeah
These fucking zombies. Oh my goodness
Damn, son, there's just too many!
Oh my god!
Oh, my axe, bruv!
Oh, you gotta be fucking my asshole.
My axe, bruv.
The axe will finish off it.
Oh, you got me fucking my asshole.
My ex-bump, the actual thing is off it.
Still in Riverside, just hanging around in Riverside, a little starter baby town.
Baby town made by babies, poor babies.
I
So very nice to see you have my own bound me or something by action is that person V right next to the pump and there's nothing going on
Car close enough it's got to be on the correct side
It is it is for those who actually on the correct side
You got to be close enough and you go up to the tank not the car
Oh, the gas thing.
Oh, well, that makes sense.
Oh, that makes sense.
I'm sort of the cause of the car.
I got cut.
The action on the ground.
Oh, I'll grab that on the ground as well.
I'll go to the ground as well.
Let me see.
But this is going to be a game changer.
This is going to be a game changer.
I'm this is a pristine condition.
I'm going to load up all the stuff put in here.
This is taking a while to fill up, jeez Louise.
Be careful there's some zombies around.
Really?
You sure?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, no way.
No way.
Just being observative.
You're a good, you're a good man, Miles.
You man.
Gotta keep safe.
Big boys.
Big boys.
You good guy, you good guy.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, that's a nice cape.
You fucked these zombies.
Oh my God.
I
He's ready for you guys ready
I already have an extra one though. We're good. Yeah, he's ready for me. Sorry. He's ready for you. Sorry. You guys want to find a good spot?
Yeah, yeah
160 oh my goodness you think holds a hundred and sixty way hundred and sixty way
I can't get into my goddamn car
it should be over you guys are already
kill me do these zombies I swear to god there's a single second there's a thousand
zombies fucking your ass
die die already
where'd you go i got my car
i got the road i'm not i'm back where i found the the white truck
okay where did i put that other ax at
fucking let's do the restart right now mr monkey whisper go ahead rip it go ahead rip it march
I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Alright. I'm gonna go to the washroom in the meantime.
The restroom. It's the restroom!
Fucking communist.
Fucking communist piece of shit.
You call the washroom and we'll tell them what the fuck he was.
Fucking good.
go ahead mr. monkey whisper you're good you're good you're good what okay okay
we got the RV mod will break the save if you don't follow a guide RV mod gonna
He says he just saved it as of right now.
Okay, cool.
The army mod is dangerous, you have to have a room mod too, I think.
Hmm, I followed, oh he said he followed the guide for the mod, so we're good.
We're good.
It's him.
Hmm.
Okay, next right now.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, we're gonna peer up quick.
We have all the stuff to put it in an RV, we have all the guns and the tools, we have
tire parts, we have welding thingies, we got guns, we got ammo, we got the axes, we got
the repentance, now we just take, we have all this loot, we have no base to put it in.
This is actually the perfect time to get the RV mod added.
Wait, did someone leave me here?
Are you yourself?
Yes.
You're not gonna be part of our crew crew. I'm gonna win. We're soldiers. We're soldiers. I can take both of you on
Is it running I don't think so. I don't see any players on the player things. I don't think it is but I'm not a refresh
I need to go back
the player again
How about screen just case it does some weird stuff
You can the server is gonna be up tomorrow p during the day. Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure yeah
We're gonna leave this thing up. We're gonna leave this yeah
Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, the module here, too. I'm in the I'm in the server and three monsters makes you download it right now
Man, I'm in!
Oh, nice. Okay.
Oh! Fantastic!
Fantastic.
Oh, I'll fill up this water.
Hmm...
Maybe the top rail for sights and suppressors or something.
Wait, so can we have just a huge RV that we can live out of?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have like sinks in it and stores and all that stuff, yeah.
Yeah, so that's what we're gonna go do we don't find that but now we have our stuff
Okay, I'm I'm in I'm gonna start transferring all the guns to the RV, okay
Okay
Wait you have that's an RV you had to get an RV or no, it's not sorry not the RV the the giant van I have the bridge truck
We're gonna put all this stuff in there
And then we're gonna drive that around and go find an RV to live out of and then once we get there
We'll just put all this stuff from the RV or the the breeze
Sent you should try the game operator
What you good people take oh, yeah, take all you guys are sorry good thing you guys
I
Go fill up the trunk
All right
And someone's gonna wake up in this car tomorrow in a brand new house
If I was just wrong, we'll change this up. I'm wearing right
We will change this up. I'm wearing trailer
No? Okay, okay, good, okay, good.
I gotta drive back to that gas station to get my axe head on the ground.
Okay.
Yeah, it's definitely the car that attracts the zombies.
Whee!
Yep.
Fucking sock of teeth over here.
I'm just gonna get a couple more items.
Oh
For fuck's sake these damn zombies these damn zombies
What is this world become I know I remember when this neighborhood was safe
damn zombie started
I'm fucking everything up.
These fucking zombies.
I only got a couple more eyes to that, but we'll put it in the truck.
Making a parking.
I'm being told something's going to wake up on the road in the middle of a fucking highway.
Give me a 45-minute run from the nearest house.
Go ahead.
I think that's close, he's fall, honestly.
Oh god they're coming for me they're coming for me I'm just gonna move the van down the
road yeah I don't know why we didn't begin that first I can't get this fucking lady
on me this lady's crazy this lady's a psycho hey I just got into an RV you already have
R.V. Well I found a trailer and it becomes an R.V. in there. That's kind of cool. Kind of cool.
Oh I've been kicked. My form packet or suspicious activity was detected. Well
maybe he's actually making the R.V. Stop your cheating now. Stop your cheating. You're a cheater.
Listen, what's your cheater always cheater, buddy? I'm gonna do that's the server. Oh, you wouldn't I dare you I dare you
Nobody nobody's like that. He's hacking you a big shocker
He's hacking again. He's hacking again
Wait, how many to the truck we're gonna go. I think right now we go get ourselves an RV
It's a weird one in RV spot
Wait a second. There's something wrong with my car. What happened mine. Oh, never mind. It's good for now
The engine stuttering though a little yeah, he's hitting all these zombies. Yeah, I think so my car is pretty beat. Oh shit
Yeah, my battery heads going out and stuff
Well in my carbines
The thing is I got all this looted my truck too. Oh, yeah, good thing it. I'm gonna look for an RV
I mean, I don't know where along would be
Are you going straight south? I'm just going straight. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
I think I'm actually on catch-up.
I wear an RV where I would hide V.
You have an RV, press V in the back, what do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, go to the back of the RV, hold V, and then you'll have a new button that says enter.
What?
Yeah.
What?
We might need to turn off the anti-cheat in the server settings.
Oh, so really hard.
Otherwise, we might get booted every time we leave.
Well, that's just because you're a hacker.
Oh, what the?
Yeah, well, a little bit.
You know, you're going to be a hacker, too.
There's a target here.
There's a light.
There's a light in there.
You'll see a little red light switch.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait.
This is sweet!
You've been kicked from the server.
You got you. You're hacking too. You're a hacker. That's why you're a kid. I tried to go in your van.
Oh.
Oh, what happened to?
I was hacking.
Mr. Monkey Whisper, can you turn off the empty jeep?
Thank you, mister. Thank you. Thank you, mister.
Thank you, Mr. Monkey Whisper.
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, whenever you guys are ready to level up to becoming big boys, y'all head over to
Maldra. I'll have a nice little base setup by that time.
He's fixing it now. He's fixing it now.
They might kick us out again, right?
Yeah, I'm just going to show them the cheat screen until he's done it.
Oh, yeah, I'm not even.
I'm actually, I might be losing internet really soon.
What are you reading?
What would you be eating?
Well, it looks like what we eat at Louis.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, it depends.
You think you can be up all night?
I don't know.
Wait, wait, what's going on?
Who are you?
Who are you people?
What's going on?
Who the fuck are you people?
You get five wishes?
I want five wishes, my first wish is when he gets a BBL.
OK, my second wish, the good wish,
second wish when he gets a double D fat implant.
I wanted that, too.
Third wish, I get five terabytes of just pictures of Winnie.
Naked.
My fourth wish.
I get to fuck when I want access
And for my fifth wish
My fifth wish
To take everything ready dies
Wish for a big buff after wish five
When he does
for all delicious
He's gone mad, dude
The guns are getting to his head
Someone's got to stop him
That's right. The truth has been revealed the truth has been revealed
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
What? Oh, yeah, I'm loving what I'm seeing.
Is that a freckle you have on your left testicle sacs, eh?
Oh, yes it is.
There's actually one closer to the tip. I don't know if you've got there yet.
Can you imagine this? War Dogs not being here is what it took
to get Peanut to play a game like Project Zomboid.
Guys, I've seen very much liking this game.
It's a cool game.
That's a great great game. It's great. And the more you learn
How to play the better it gets. I'm not gonna lie
I could definitely see how much you come in and be like this game fucking blows
I'm not watching this but if you spend like 10 minutes is like kind of getting into it
It it kind of rolls. It sucks you right in a kind of rolls. You mean? Yeah
Oh, he says it's all good
It's all good. Is it I'm trying to connect it says server failed to respond
Like twice to come back out. He's just oh, yeah, he's just every sorry right now. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Why can't wait to get back in that fucking helicopter
Guys close racks inside my RV. How do I get rid of all
Remember that button that that frontiers is telling you to hit when you were trying to rotate the
What was it was it a walker upstairs the police station
We all are waiting you can pick them up
Hey guys, huh wait. Yeah, how do I?
But is that the there's no way that's the biggest car you can get I need the biggest car you can get
No, yeah, there's got to be a truck. I want like a huge one.
Well, those are actually, no, no, those are actually mods too.
So the one with the biggest interior, there's no way I have the biggest interior truck. There's no way.
Wait, so we got the edge?
Download.
No, without downloading, without downloading, I don't think I have the biggest truck in the game.
No, okay, you probably don't.
Well, what's the biggest, what's the biggest truck in the game?
But it won't be that big like in order to get a proper massive like a base you need like
There's RV
actual car mods where you can add cars like trucks
SUVs
actual RVs 18 wheelers
I want an 18-wheeler and there's semi there's semi you have semis with like
Like, um, what do you call those things?
Shipping containers on them.
Yeah, honestly, we'll do that another day.
This is good enough for now.
Yeah, that's great.
I think it is great.
I have five suit pants.
All right.
You get out of here!
Yeah, it's pretty tight in here.
I don't know how to leave you, how do I get out of here?
Alright there's tanks, there's tank mods too by the way.
What?
How do I leave you?
If you wanted tanks, not that we would want tanks, but if someone was to say, hey, I want
tanks.
You
You've a ball peen hammer
How I just destroy something I
Want to destroy I
Want to destroy this crap? It's hogging up my RV
Is anybody carpentry level one?
No.
But Summit said carpentry comes on at 12 o'clock on the TV.
We need to get a TV and a couch in here.
Is that true?
A couple of years.
Yeah, no, that's true.
It comes on at 12.
We missed it.
Yo, how did you just leave there?
I'm just different.
You know, how do I how did you just leave there? I'm I'm just different
Oh baby, how do I leave this truck build different? I'm built different. You gotta go up to the little light
Right click on the light and you can leave
I'm built different I built different
Will you move no you parked your car in the middle of it will you move your car out?
Yeah, I will there was a tactical block just in case zombies were coming you're welcome
Move your car
Move there boss
Remember how cringy that fucking show was my show my age
Anybody remember move that bus 70 points everything
How do I build a box inside this car now?
I think we can pick up a box or a place to put it.
You can pick up a box?
Let's go find a box and then let's get some storage in here.
Let's get some storage.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I need to upgrade my engine.
Of course.
We need a box.
Where would a box be?
What a nice box to know shady box those those shifty box. Maybe tell you about me
Yeah, let me know if you bust a turn or anything. I'm not gonna boost a turn
Go to straight now. Don't let's be a turn. It's great
And now it about to turn
Okay, I'll go back. I'm going back. Oh, you know, it's looking at police station, but oh, let's go
There's the lockers of the police station. Yeah
I
Know exactly where the police station is you do a yard. No, I don't it's full you box. What was it?
Did you turn yeah, I turned a lot I don't remember what I changed
somewhere over here I don't know it's
somewhere in this direction it's across
the bridge it's across the bridge oh yeah
yeah oh yeah I'm gonna find it's across
the bridge at the right time I think by
my car is fucking dying look at those
bodies oh my god is it possible to do
an engine swap you do an engine swap I
think but I need to like stuff yeah you
can but you need to have the skills man
all the stuff you guys want to do you
down the skills. Wait, I could cross the bridge. You need to read the books and you need to do the work.
I need my axe again. Where's my other axe at? I had two fire axes but I only see one now.
Wait, hold on. After we do this, I'm gonna go back to that gas station and look for my axe head on the
grab I'm lost we press M and then look at your map oh wait you do Lee said now
my name most distinct hi playing the new talk oh there's another mod friends
with maps are they not so friends on map or something like that okay well I ruin
my map so now I can no longer tell you where it is on the map I oh there is the
purple building at the top right on main sheet the purple building on main
sheet there was it was garbage he's tired is nothing
maybe you take my actions to you look no we should be we oh my god oh my god
Winnie Winnie Winnie Winnie. Oh my god. I got the guy dude. I got a casting couch. Yeah, put this in the van
Oh, yeah
Let's hit the liquor store before we go to Louis too. We don't know wait wait wait wait you did this assemble it
Oh, we do this is done. My car's done for you guys. You can just assemble it the movie is how it works
Okay, pick it up. How do you pick it up?
Fucked up. I need carpeg number two
We got a washed carpet to video. Oh wait, never mind. I can just beat up
Then what do you just set off a car?
Wait, I beat up I
Think I picked it up. I think
Oh, I picked up a map. I picked up a map of the United States.
That's probably not it then.
That's fine. No, that's probably not it.
I don't know how to rotate it either. It doesn't...
Okay, how do I... Okay, this is...
Okay, I'm at the police station. I'm gonna find another van though.
How do I get rid of this fucking map of the United States?
I guess okay. Are you guys did I?
Can't pick up the couch it's
What we can't pick up the yeah, he had appeared the map and then move it
How did you break into that one bit? Oh, I see shit
I might be wrong with you now
Alright, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Now we pick up the counts, not the church.
You- wait.
You have a butterfly knife, crude scissors, a fighting knife, a fillet knife, hand guard
dagger, a handy knife, a hunting knife, kitchen knife, large knife, long simple metal knife,
long stone knife, besetty besetty blade knife, medical shears, multi-tool parry knife, pocket
knife railroad spike knife city scissors scissors scrap metal chopper scrap metal large knife sharp flit flake
Simple metal knife with small knives fake knives stone knife straight razor suce knife or switch blade. I got a wrench
That's it. I
Thought you said you had a fillet knife
That's the carpet you guys gonna you guys going straight to Louisville
Hey, I got a hatchet you guys plan on going straight to Louisville
That's a car
Wait guys, how do you get carpeted at carpere level to
Gotta do carpentry level related shit
So I just pick up the seriously map and I play to back down a hundred times. I'll get a couple to do I
Know
No, no, no, that's not how it works
Yeah, or you can either do stuff like build walls and shit like that which you need wood and nails
No, I'm fine. I don't need carpet. I see you come on. Do you have cobar?
I got one of my trunk
Yep, I got one of my trunk all the way here in Muldra
We need we we we need yeah, we need you cobar
I don't know where you are.
Krobar the parking lot.
Krobar the parking lot?
How do you know?
You see?
How do you know Krobar the park?
I feel like I'm getting one guy.
He's a pipe wreck.
What are you trying to do right now, exactly?
Fuck you.
You're not part of our crew.
What exactly are you trying to do?
You're not part of our crew, buddy.
Listen, I'm offering help.
I don't need to be part of your crew.
I'm offering help. I don't need to be part of your crew
Listen, I'm gonna get my actual because I feel like we're gonna need a hit a second. I'm gonna get my accent. I'm gonna back
That's what I said the weight in this game is a little weird
Most of the shit that you don't need to have on you like right away should be in your backpack
like you shouldn't have that much shit on your person everything should be in
your backpack I water should be
I have my duffelon but my like main dude is still like yeah you put everything
in the double bag though yeah I did the double bag full away and my inventory's
full guys where is all the good shit oh yeah I go by the crowbar we'll be first
I gotta get my axe hat it should be right here this in this gas station is this it right here
But there's a TV in here just gonna watch TV
Where is the accent we guys is the accent 100% drop in the ground whenever you break your axe like all house every time
Boys, I just find my part on it
I can get one secure. I'm nice set and secure right now.
No, that didn't happen. All right, you guys are assholes. You guys are assholes.
You're so secure.
You guys still live in that conscience?
You know what I mean? What are you talking about? I didn't see it.
Yeah, we're in Riverside.
We're in Riverside.
Yeah, we're in Baby Town.
Yeah, we're in Baby Town.
You're wearing baby tabaj. Oh, yeah, I got my accent. How do I put it back on the thing or babies?
You right click on it you can put it back on your back if you want
Go I got an accent how I put it back on the stick
Oh, I don't know
I need some duct tape. I need to be having duct tape
I do
Fuck you
Fuck yourself
Is your action cool around here
What would it be I don't know
Why are these sick ass sunglasses
that was close almost just died boys almost just a parking spot really to the
parking spot
I'm looking oh I see it to the right keep going that's my car oh yeah there it
is you know that's it no that's a tired we got one guy again we got one guy
We got one guy again. Oh my goodness. We got one guy. We got one guy. Oh
You guys smoke I got no smoke spots. I'm I say I got I'm dying over here
But did the so many things that they're doing this damn game? I have my right says peckish
I think better care this guy that I do myself in real life. This is actually bullshit
I
Look at that right bar like mine's fully filled I might die soon
My cut's infected where's that liquor store? I
Remember now. I don't know. I'm gonna get out of Riverside. I'm gonna we're gonna chop down
Yeah, come on down come on down boys. Come on down a mull draw
We got all the fine is the finest
Blocks in my car
By the way, you can fuck your shop is true club
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
I thought your car was going on.
I don't need to fuck myself because I got strippers.
That's right.
I gotta drink my own piss?
I don't know.
Do I have to drink my own piss or do I have to drink every piece of piss?
My piss is toxic.
Where are you boss I'm right behind my van. I'll listen. I'm gonna get some water and then I gotta get some duct tape
And we gotta get a crowbar
Yeah, go ahead and put some more guns in my van you come out back you gotta come out the back to put it in the
Drunk otherwise put it like that and like the other thing
God I'm fucking ripping these guys apart
I'm Rick ripping these guys apart. I'm gonna go look. Oh, yeah, we get some water
Then I'm gonna get some duct tape, and then I'm gonna get the crowbar. That's the plan
I'm gonna get all these guns from my car and put them in your car
They have seven
Some some little some some
Oh
When you want new rims by wizard which we put new rims on our car by wizard I'd be pimped out
Can I like I'm a hydraulic system and play loud music and shit?
That would be sick
Cruisin' down the street on 6-4, jacking these benches,
pamping these houses.
And jacking my bros.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And jacking, and yeah, doing a lot of activities,
or whatever you think you should do.
It's trickle-ing good.
Whatever you think you should do, yeah.
Guys, where's a good spot to live in Muldrow,
because I'm, I'm,
I see a secret, if you want the best place to live,
you have to take a pistol and put it in your mouth.
I'm trying in game in the game of course in the game of course in the game in the game in the game in the game in the game of course
In the game of course in the game of course in the game
I don't know man. I'll just changed the map we don't really don't take me down here. I
Was up to where would I be?
It's a week.
You mean we can be duct tape or glue?
Oh, I'm on West Point.
Did you do duct tape or glue, guys?
Oh my gosh, your trunk has so much storage.
I know.
I got a lot of junk in my trunk, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, you're not scooping yet?
What the hell?
That's pretty crazy, isn't it?
You can swim in this I don't know I guess. Oh
I got a firefighter jacket in the the right green box in this building that you really want to take it's really good
Oh, I just got another firefighter action another firefighter act head. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna come in
The warning doll though. I still need that means so wait
Oh my god, this is so many things I could do.
So many- OH SHIT I GOT A CRUEL BAR!
Oh my god I got a crowbar!
I got a crowbar!
I got a crowbar!
Shoot shoot shoot shoot!
Why do we need a crowbar again?
I forgot.
Uh, uh, something you wanted to-
Oh yeah, I wanted to pick up that-
That- those lockers.
Oh my god, this place is huge.
Oh my god, this is huge.
This is huge.
This is huge right here.
Packin I am packing if I take off my socks are my like vegan a chafe
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you don't shoes on you'll fuck your feet up
and oh
Firefighter helmet
We already have military helmet. Yeah, I'm telling you need all this stuff boss
There's four firefighter helmets up here firefighter jacket. Oh, yeah
Are you doing the fire ass?
Yeah, I'm finding so many fire fire axes.
Oh my God, I'm finding all pristine fire.
I got like four on me.
Yeah, well, I want a fire axe.
Oh, do you?
Yeah.
Oh, do you now?
Can you suck it?
Can you suck it?
On occasion.
And you suck it?
Oh, there's fire fighter pants right here as well.
Are you upstairs or downstairs?
I'm upstairs, but the jacket's down below.
The hat, the helmet's back in that room by his left.
Okay, so I'm good I
Found a jacket in here
How many padlocks we got with that on my on my thing my car
So what we could I put a combination padlock on my car so nobody can enter the car except for me
We wedged on there's a mod for that though the wedged stone we
We will you to sharpen my axe
Where's the way to that sharpen that ass oh
Sharpen that every nice very nice. Did you find any?
Well, I got a tire pump you think we're gonna need that I already have one the car all good
Okay, cool. I've got I've got
I've got five fire fighter axes right now all pristine
What are you guys planning to do with all this loot?
Take a lot of doors. What's the plan? Take a lot of doors, yeah.
Or whatever he said. Yeah.
What's the plan, boys? Would you like to know whether boy
hacksaw? Do we need a hacksaw?
Hmm. 29 kilograms out of
12, what a noob. Okay, the stuff to the
To the car?
You go get groceries at a grocery store and you've got one can out of your car each time and put it in your pantry, you dumb bitch.
No, you probably carry something that's a little heavy. You can get everything to the place at one dime.
Absolutely fucking moron. Are you stupid?
Mmm. Oh, oh yeah guys, I'll pack my grocery shopping trip. I'll be taking one can of noodles
Each for these hundred can of noodles I'm putting in my house
She absolute stupid motherfucker, wikis absolute dumb motherfucker
Wikis playing that fucking sound by the way
What sound the the fire thingy
I hear that but I'm in the building
I guess that we're sorry where were those axes
I've got all the axes you gotta be watching okay cool I put a bunch of them in the trunk
go ahead just take one you also have a wet stone so that we can we can sharpen them too
you said can I sharpen my axe if it's not broken at all
The vehicle key is Chevrolet D6.
No.
I'm sorry.
Are you sure?
What?
Should I just chop in my axe even if it's not?
Wait, wait, is this worn and dull?
Wait, no, wait.
What is this thing saying?
I am only holding a gun in my inventory, but my...
I'm still at 11 out of 11.
It says worn and dull, but I don't have a firefighter axe is worn and dull. What is it talking about?
Wait, it says when I when I right click the wet stone and I see sharpen blade it says firefighter axe worn and dull
But I don't have a firefighter axe is worn and dull
Which is my bag? Oh
Oh
Okay, oh you that makes sense all right
I need some alcohol to I'm still in fact like I mean I'm not affected
Everybody's need about it. Well, it's got infected. Okay
All right, we need to work out so I didn't change it in the slightest
That didn't change it in the slightest
I just use the wet stone on the firefighter axe and it didn't do anything
It did a little
Am I not needy it it says worn and dull
I'm a happy boy.
Really? Okay, I can fail, so I'll just try it again.
I'll try it one more time.
Cheers, boys.
Oh, cheers! Cheers, boys! Cheers, boys!
Cheers.
You looking good! You looking good!
Oh, thank you.
I wonder if you could drive while I'm in the back of here.
Uh, probably, you know, I definitely can. Yeah, I already did.
But we gotta leave those cabinets from up top of the police station,
He's in front of the back of the car.
You good, bud?
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, huh?
I'm, wait, I'm, wait, what am I doing here?
Yeah, we are looking good.
Well, you pointed that at yourself.
What are you doing?
I'm just sharpening this firefighter ax head.
Oh, it looks like you're playing with your gun.
Hey, hold on, what is going on around here?
What is going on he's don't make any damn sense
He's don't make any damn sense
You want some hand corn beef? Oh, you could take that cake will be shut it buddy. I'm trying to feed it out
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you better be sorry.
You better be sorry, Witty.
Witty, you get in that truck and you start thinking in yourself.
All right.
I can't find the light switching me.
It's all dark.
Think yourself in the dark.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know how this works.
I don't know how this works.
Fuck it.
Who cares?
We got like ten axes.
later
Hey, all right, come on, buddy. Let's you get these let's go get these these boxes
We which boxes do we want couldn't we just grab the ones in here? There's really good boxes upstairs
All the time you talk about the ones that all the how the guns in them and they specifically don't require me to have carpentry skills
And do we have said carpentry skills, which is I said these specifically requires not to have
Oh, I don't know why but
that it doesn't
Pick up
So if I press pick up I
Pick it up
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Where are you with the firefighter boys?
Do you need the axe to pick it up?
No, I need the crowbar. I'll pick it up right now. I got one
You grab another job one and I can take it. I might just take another one
Okay, I need to take one at a time we always take like two for the car the guys on that big
Oh, yeah, no, I've been looking for a crowbar for many moons
All right, let me okay, let me try hopping back in
Water dispenser on the second floor
Oh, you could get a watered spencer for a truck, that'd be sick.
I still can't disassemble these clothing racks inside the thing.
Oh, it's because that's what we need carpentry for to disassemble it, don't we?
Now I have a road tape.
We can't disassemble it?
What the hell is going on around here?
Wait, I need, wait, I need to claw, fuck!
I need a claw hammer.
How do you see, how do you know you can pick something up?
You guys should pick up a thing on the left side.
It's super complicated.
Oh, I got, I got the water thing for us.
Wait, can we just take a sink and put it in the fucking van?
I got like a...
Well, is that how that works guys?
Can you just put a sink in the van out of limited water?
The stuff they put in the offices.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie,
apparently we can just take a sink and put it in the van
and then we have a limited water.
No way, no way.
Oh, we gotta check that out.
Check that out, check that out.
So that immediately, immediately.
You got a seat?
Oh, you need a water dispenser.
We look for a water dispenser.
That's what I got, that's what I got.
Did you got it?
Good, good, good, good, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
are we right there?
I got to rotate this thing
We have it on you. Yeah
Wait a sec wait three seconds
There we go
Wait, wait, now we gotta give her these two
It says we need a welding torch and old welding goggles or a welding mask.
I know we have a welding torch, but I think we have welding goggles or a welding mask.
We gotta go find a welding mask or a welding goggles.
Yeah, where do we get a welding mask from?
I don't know.
How do you run mechanics?
Can I put a combination padlock on this door?
Um, that's a great question.
You guys how we put this combination padlock on our trucks and nobody else can come in?
I don't know
It was so you can't really wait apparently we might not need we might not need that because we're trying to disassemble it
What if we try to just pick it up? Oh?
Yeah, oh
I eat carbonary level one
Okay, we could sleep and then watch a carpentry on the TV at 12. You think so? Yeah. Is that actually
thinking the game? Like for real? Some of us. Yeah. Early we out P. M. 12 a.m. 12 p.m. 6 p.m. So every
six hours is 30 minutes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is there any way level by
carpentry that I can just do right now? Like just simple change and stuff? I think it's literally
I can't but you're gonna get such a little amount of XP
Where's the TV at I can't read I can only watch the high book
Probably like a house
Yeah, shit. I really want to leave this area though because then there's gonna be a ton of zombies
Let's see this system. Well, I see a computer. Can you turn on the computer? I
I don't know. Is this a school though?
This is a firehouse. Oh, titty titty titty titty titty.
Oh, nice. It's nice. That thing on.
Let's get some chairs.
What, uh...
I would, uh...
I'm on Life and Living TV. That's the channel I'm on. How much is it?
We got 20 in-game minutes to figure it out.
I see it with National Sports, Britain, Movies, Channel, GBC, Triple N, WBLN.
What was life already on it life and living that you want to turn the volume down
Okay, now we just sit here watch I think in 10 minutes, I think it's about to come on
We had to like you like dude. Oh, oh, press tune in press tune in
Well, how do I turn in?
Oh, open up and press tune in.
The device options.
The device options.
Yeah.
And then I guess you can tune in till it's time.
Oh, yeah.
So, okay.
I think it's time.
How do you know time is in the game?
In the upper right.
Yeah, where watch?
Well, have a watch.
I have a watch on it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, now he said.
Now he said.
Now he said.
Oh, yeah.
It's playing right now.
I'm Dr. Cox.
I'm here to talk to you about bladder control.
This is a Z-Lite Carpentry.
Wait, how many families for 40 long years?
This is a Z-Lite, hold on, wait.
Wait, this doesn't seem like carpentry,
but it did come on at 12.
Oh, it's an ad, it's an ad.
Oh, okay, wait, how are you sitting and watching?
Right, we go on the ground, but you didn't watch?
Nice.
Oh, brilliant cycles between,
so, no, there's a chance you got a carpentry one.
I think we're learning.
my learning anything at this point I don't understand how I tell if I'm
learning anything oh wait oh wait I see carpentry wait wait wait I got an idea
You have a ball pen hammer?
It's called ball peen hammer.
And yes.
Oh, it is.
You have a ball peen hammer?
Oh, wait.
Disassemble that.
I'm going to see how much XP you give me, because I'm 75 XP away from company level
one.
Wait, where do you see your levels?
Under skills.
Let me give me any XP at all.
Maybe rebuild it.
Rebuild it?
How are we building I am oh, man, I'm renewed
What?
Doors, we were we were just simple doors. I forgot. I'm just yeah, I eat it
Wait, I eat a multi-tube. We give a screwdriver on you boss
No
I only have a screwdriver. We take it. Oh
Oh wait, I saw a screwdriver here.
Oh, wait.
Screwdriver.
I need a screwdriver.
I'm gonna go across the street to the house to see what I found.
Oh shit, there's nothing in it.
Damn it.
I thought you just found something crazy.
Uh, screwdriver.
screwdriver
Well, I've seen a screwdriver for sure. I oh
Beds are probably the best exp farmer. I just want a ton of beds. Oh
Yeah, I find a ton of beds right here, but be by boom. Here we go. You're doing it. I'm doing it. I'm really doing it bars
So proud of you. Thank you
Thank you
I
Gave me zero XP deal
It's bad
He means passed what I think we got to watch the telly or find a carpentry
But that's it. That's that's the only way to love our company. We got to find a school
We got a guy's I got two generators and
And I mean listen, we're prepped I'm prepped
Go go to the bookstore you
Gotta do my spot. You gotta go to the you abandon. I should have a band. I don't know where the bookstores
You're a bet you abandon I should harper tree one and then go to the video store get the carpet
I want to make a plank watch that you'll get two levels right away. No, I need a plank
I wait I remember seeing planks and in in brown boxes in a warehouse. Do you have any planks?
Are you guys still in Riverside
You'll shits we chopped down trees
Yeah, I have an axe. I have a firefighter actually just talked on the street
You need a hacksaw to turn them into planks.
God damn it, I-
You got that hacksaw?
You got that hacksaw?
I think I dropped it.
What do you mean dropped it?
Someone told me here what I have it.
I have my hacksaw.
Who is doing that?
Where is that?
Oh, that's fucking me.
The fire alarm shank was me the whole time.
It's been going for hours.
I'm not even sure what I'm doing.
The fire alarm shit was me the whole time. It's pretend yeah, it's been going for hours. It's been going for hours
Oh, I'm not feeling I'm not feeling so good boss. Are you gonna die? I don't know man. I'm queasy
You're keeping feeling queasy
easy. Wait, yeah, I've been feeling
crazy for a while, though, I'm sure.
You're creeping? Wait, wait, wait.
Do you take that hacksaw?
I'm feeling queasy.
Yeah, I have the hacksaw.
I have no clue how to use it.
I need the hacksaw.
I need the hacksaw.
Yeah, yeah, I have it.
I'm at your truck.
Well, I got to come to this tree first.
I thought you needed the hacksaw.
God, I hate this game.
I'm assuming it's logs.
Okay, I'm gonna grab the logs.
It's a 10 pounds each.
I'm gonna miss one.
Oh, that's very heavy.
I can't.
Okay, I can't grab the last one.
Um.
Oh.
You're playing it like a weirdo.
Who is to say how to play any game?
I like we play how we want to.
How who is to say the how you're supposed to play any game when someone paints a picture?
You tell them that you're painting it wrong
When someone has an idea in their head
You tell them they imagined it incorrectly
How can you say someone is or isn't playing a game correctly when they are simply playing the game for joy?
Think about that for a moment. Ponder that for a second. Ponder that for a
moment. That's right. That's right. That's right. Now I'm gonna need you to find a
fork in an outlet for this next trick. In the game of course. In the game. In the
game. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, follow me guys quickly.
Just read the book. What bug?
The carpentry. I don't have a carpentry bug. I know.
You fuck you. Cut down. I already get down the trees.
Give me the hex on me.
Watch out.
Yeah, you like this pussy was said to the wrong neighborhood bitch
Fuck you fuck that guy
Thank you, thank you
Are you now I craft legs right
God
I don't know
How do I make a blank I don't see anywhere to make a blank
It's too dark
Wait, I don't see a play I don't see how you make a plan you chop log into firewood is that what I'm supposed to do firewood
That's what we've been doing is carpet. Do you say yeah?
Oh, we want to put it on a flat surface.
Oh, kill me.
Oh, we do this.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, holy dingle.
Holy dingle.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Oh, I'm cooking up, cooking.
Oh, we see my skills are going up.
Oh.
Copy me, copy me.
This is actually how long it would take to cut a log in me.
Honestly, I respect the developers of this game for staying true, for staying consistent,
staying consistent.
It's the immersion.
I got okay, I got 1.3 XP from the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
one log I got four logs and I can build some stuff with it yeah how long is the
carpentry book take let's go to the school yeah you don't look for the book
I'm gonna keep doing this to see if I can get my car because what if I build
the table it's like 50 xp I mean oh but you're gonna build a table I didn't know
I'm gonna build a table. Yeah, build that table build that table
He's got red wait dark three now you sure to read yeah you want
He he he he he he
Louise
This is ridiculous
This is ridiculous
But I'm getting I'm getting 1.25 Xp per log that I'm turning into play
So now I will be at 5xp out of 75 once I've done with these four blanks
There's a mechanic for this you know there's a little mechanic for this but you know what fuck y'all
Did you die you died me? Yes
Fresh as ever dude your fresh he's ever he's fucking all he's booking it down the street
He's not tired not sick not hungry not
Now he's good to go
Should I make up?
How am I supposed to find where the school is it? What gives you the most XP with butter churn or a wooden cross or?
What gives you the most xp hmm floors? Floor
Choir's Carpentry one kill me
That's why we're doing this in the first place
Riverside
Yeah, you guys are in Riverside Riverside's a big big spot
What
I need logs! I just turned all the logs into fucking plagues!
Oh my god. Oh my god. You've got me.
Hey, hey, hey! Where you going with that car, buddy?
It's gonna find a school and find a car.
Take that other thing. I'm fucking- I'm making the- I'm making the butter churn.
I'm making the butter churn.
Oh, late night jog, yeah.
point five xp for a butter jar
P why go to the school go to the school
I'm gonna find a school
I
Got the zombies everywhere. Wait, did you did you take my car?
Hey now I'm sitting at a tasty 15 out of 75 xp holy crap
Holy crap kill me
Tell me, if you guys find a bookstore get a carpentry going
Just fucking kill me
Kill me right now
I'm gonna take you to the company right now
You get a multiplier
What's a multiplier?
You get like an X times that XP that you're earning
Do you know what I mean?
So I still have to come back and get logs to level up
Wait, so we
Or you might be able to find
You might be able to find a VHS, a carpentry VHS
So you read the book first, you get the multiplier, and then you watch the video.
The video gives you actual XP.
Shit.
Why can't I feel this?
Wait, where do I get VHS's at?
The VHS store.
Where's it?
Ah, swear to God.
Where's the VHS store?
That's a good question.
Ah, that is a good question.
Wait, I think I, wait, you check the map.
Check the map.
Being the resisters of my memory, I, wait, I think, dude, if I keep passing this fucking
I use a VHS store right here in front of me next to the liquor store, and I'm joking. Maybe maybe maybe
Now there is hit vids hit vids bam. Oh my god
Where'd you go?
Oh
Well, there's so many vans this is here
Okay, an opener exposure survival
Going through no no no
Operation Fort Knox. How do you tell if it's a carpentry will just say carpentry?
It'll tell you that it'll give you carpentry. Yeah
I think it's called a woodcraft and shit or something like that
the same one they help it all happen to the team one
what kind of show three we're cooking we're cooking we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it
I
Wait, can you grab some booze for me? No, I need some booze for you. Would you be watching?
Oh, yeah, these don't have.
Episode three and episode four.
Surely that'll get us a level.
Surely, that'll get us at least one level, right?
Surely.
Yeah, no, it's really... I would assume so. Everybody's saying read a book first. Why does that matter?
XP boost? Wait, is there a bookstore anywhere?
I got a cigar box.
I don't know if that should help. I was muted this whole time.
If the VHS is going to give you 100 XP, but you read the book first, the book's going
to multiply the amount of XP and you'll end up with 300 instead.
The cars, wait, is Carzone VHS good too?
Uh, yeah, I guess you get mechanic.
I got Carzone Episode 3.
There's no way I have to loot all these again.
any other cars on one guys this to get
there's two of them hey I mean really
there wasn't other cars on
I thought I was on episode 2 bam there we
go
was there any other cars on now?
otherwise you're wasting the VHS's you
can only watch them one time
Oh my god, I have four different episodes of woodcraft.
wrong with the person that made this game. Who made this game? Honestly, fuck this guy.
Um
I'm a storage
Who's washing windows next to me
I
Have a head out
We don't need a bookstore guys don't need a bookstore. Are you sure that I can't just read or watch these VHS apes?
Because I only need one animal you're just gonna get you're gonna get one third of the XP
But you know I guess if you just need one level who gives a fuck
Yeah, if you just if you just need one level just watch it just watch them until you get that level but
To maximize then
Yeah
Wait, I'll call for winning. Oh, yeah, I'll call me. Oh, let me pick up some let me pick up some alcohol for you, Winnie
That's much
But I'll call you white white you want whiskey or what do you want?
It's vodka. Okay
Okay. Uh, some vodka for you. Uh, can whiskey work? Would whiskey work?
I can, so. I got four bottles of whiskey for your minds.
I get violent when I drink whiskey, though. That's okay, that's okay. That's okay.
Loot the book salves? What book salves?
There's book salves?
You smoking crap? What are you talking about?
You can be talking about it.
Oh my god.
You don't think?
Oh, you're not allowed.
You just sink. That's what we need.
What are these guys doing? We're closed.
We're close!
Uh, not online. You don't sleep online.
Hey, there's something in my truck. What's in my truck?
The bookshelf's in the VHS stores. I...
I... I... I searched every... every shelf in that bookstore.
I mean, every shelf in that VHS store. There was nothing.
I should just watch these things fuck a book store I'm gonna come to you I had a
girl on a mission but a male but a male department have books
the school in and there's also big a bookstore downtown and this time the
car was close to me where's the bookstore I'd
Wait, library? I don't know where a library is. Where's a library?
Winnie, where are you?
I don't know. I can go back to that one spot. Like where we watch TV though.
Do you need a funnel to get gas?
Winnie, where are you?
I'm going to the fire department.
Where we were just watching TV.
Where?
That's where I'm going.
Where are you?
Yeah, I'm going to the fire department.
Where?
On the main street, the purple building.
Where are you?
I'm going to the left.
I'm going to fuck this car up.
I hear your car now though.
I think I'm at the gas station.
I'm putting the whiskey in the back of the drug.
My, is yours full right side filled with like diseases?
Yes.
Always.
Always.
Literally always.
I'm fucking sad apparently.
I'm fucking sad.
This is ridiculous.
Are you serious?
Is being sad an actual ailment?
We have to take care of a zombie apocalypse
where all your friends and family are dead.
Are you dead serious?
There's no way.
We have bigger things in Stanky and Powell.
What type of depression is the real thing?
You like me for real?
I
Wait, I wanted to smoke her perk I need
The more I figure out how to do in this game the more I have to do in this game
And I'm just constantly doing random crap all the time. I just got the guys. We're good. We get you guys
Yeah, that's why I snagged a box because I'm unfortunately smoker, too
I
Know I had a pack of cigarettes somewhere. I can't put it in the car. I don't see any boy
These cigars will just have to do
Well, there we go, God damn I'm almost back to the place
Like she's gonna smoke a quick cigarette
Wait, my I've gotten weaker. I only can carry nine now. Yeah, I
What I smoke I'm still I'm still sad after a cigarette who is sad after a cigarette
I'm
You think this game is realistic well rid of me that buddy rid of me that
How the fuck are you sad after a cigarette I'm also not this is ridiculous
Wait I hear your car don't don't start that up I think I'm very close to you I see you
up to your right good boss get you gotta get the fuck out of here we gotta find
a library we gotta get a library why we even want the car three skill again
I've completely forgotten so we can get these things out oh yeah
Paul for that
This is ridiculous. All right, where's a book store?
Just to kick down a floor
Let's be to just hit I have no idea this car is actually going to shit. It's gonna be so broken
Get for a book store in the map keep
It doesn't say
uh, community, maybe on the right up here, look for uh, this building we're passing
right here to this rooftop, let's stop, this looks like a library, stop stop stop
Is this a library right here?
Yeah look, where it's like a mail place, on our right right now, this brick building,
it's saying this is a community building.
I
Guess doing over there in Riverside, you can fuck yourself
I see a bookshelf over there
What book am I looking for again the carpet rebook I
Don't know carpentry one you want not carpentry two three or four won't matter
Actually you should find at least one and two since you have four tapes
There's no books here at all
Wait, we're the wrong house is across the street
Well, come ahead open it sounds like you're fucking someone. I'm gonna head to the bookstore across the street and look at that
I
Walk it over whatever you're done before he's we can remove this stuff from the back of this van
Right oh, yeah, I find a book store
Is we can put all our stuff in the van oh, and he really is a bookstore look at this
Let me in. Let me hit the bookstore. I'm done with all this crap. Let me in. You want some
of these, bitch? I swear to God, you come over here as soon as you're straight in the
fucking hell, dude.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You're like that lady, you're like that lady, huh?
I would shoot from the carpentry button.
Uh.
I've got carpentry too.
Must be piecing all these bugs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, not like the ones that don't mean anything, but all the ones that are like blacksmithing
all adds down. Yo, it takes 17 act rings to kill zombies. Wait, you're shot by me doll.
Oh, shit. It's gotta be doll. Wait, I just got how to use generators. Oh, yeah, you need
that. Keep that for me. Oh, I got how to use generators. Apparently that's a really good
one is every good one yeah you really need that oh shit he's got really lucky
house oh
I got my weapons suck.
Oh, got the book lipstick done right.
Wait, why would I do that?
Okay, I got lipstick done right.
I don't know how that's gonna help me with, all right?
Pretty fucking bad, boss.
Shut the fuck up.
Hit your ass back to full shape, buddy.
Hit your ass back to tip time safe, you understand me?
Hear me, pal?
I try to.
Something just doesn't feel right this time, though.
Don't you dare die.
Don't you dare die.
Don't you dare die at me soldier.
Don't you dare die at me?
I am not.
I am not.
Should I just read all these bugs?
Are there any negatives to reading all the bugs right now?
Oh, it's going to take some time to read.
Oh, my.
Like how much time?
Oh, it's going to take some time.
I have so many fucking bugs.
I have so many bugs.
That's good boss.
You might want to tell Mr. Monkey to make the reading speed faster.
How long does he...
I've got about 50 bugs.
How long does he need to read one of them?
It's gonna take about like maybe six minutes in game
Six hour element minutes
One single book. Oh we dead serious
There's we dead serious right now there's ways. Oh, we are we so dead serious
You are you only got coffee to do I am getting coffee but
That is not good at all, no.
We have to get you to tip top safe team, stay next to me.
Holy, dude, are we dude?
I don't even have a room for all this.
So in theory it would take me probably like five hours to read all these books.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you super serious?
Who designed this?
I missed four salves? One salve? Oh yeah, I did, okay.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Should I just make all the books instant read?
He's had nothing.
You don't worry about reading it all right now, Statsy. If you die, all the progress will be sent.
Oh, but then you can just read the book again
Wait, hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait if I if I watch a VHS team for company, and then I die
I can then walk I can then watch it. They're all right shit. I can watch that. Yeah. Oh, then what are we doing?
Let's just go let's just go watch these things. We'll just kill ourselves later
Wait for what we can read a book and then watch it that
Oh
Holy set these fucking zombies
Step on his mouth
H.
I-I'm putting all the books in the back of my car.
I don't know if my car can hold this. No, it can't! It's gonna be full!
We have too many books for the car!
No...
God damn it!
Hahahaha!
No, no, no, no, no, we have that thing inside the car. We have that thing inside the car.
This thing. This thing can hold 50.
Oh wait, yeah, you're right.
There we go, there we go.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Now,
we- wait, what are we doing again?
How can I only carry seven? I'm getting weaker.
It comes with age.
Don't know what's going on.
It comes with age, it comes with age, boss.
It comes with age.
I'm also very severely damaged.
We get while we had to stop crashing this car
I it's still in green health and green battery, but if this car gets rude
We're gonna have to transfer everything to another car, and I am not prepared to do that. I am not prepared to do that jeev
Infected
I
You infected like infected infected. No, I'm just like in the heavy pain
All right boys, I learned I might need a painkiller. I should we have any painkillers
We can't fix infection with alcohol
I got you whiskey and say the truck
Yeah, yeah, I just started a disinfect I'm feeling a lot better already. Let's go watch let's go watch this
Let's go watch this be a day. I definitely need a paint killer. I hope it up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up, come on
Are you in are you in?
I'm in the back of the track. Are you sure you're the back of the truck?
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back.
I'm just gonna go back to the fire, she's watching VHS team.
I'm gonna start reading back here.
No, no, no, no.
This is just too long.
I got a lot of reading to do.
She takes too long.
Too many books to read.
It's too many books to read.
Okay, I'm gonna get started on Animal Care 3.
Oh, that's a great one to get started on, boss.
That's a great one to get started on.
That's the most important.
That's the most important one.
I
Go glass making three after that
You have a quick drink of thirsty oh, yeah
All right, okay now wait what are we doing again? Oh, yeah, we gotta grab the way where's the way where's the VHS day man?
read it
Where's the VH?
Oh yeah, we need, we need, wait, what?
We need a painkiller, very bad. Are there painkillers?
Yeah, I got some Pico's in the back right there, I think.
Oh yeah, I've got woodcrafting 3 and 4.
So we go watch these now.
Come on, boss, come on, boss.
I cannot see a painkiller. Oh, wait, alright.
Yeah, let me, let me take one of these real quick.
Because this is unbearable.
How do I, wait?
Jentaniiiiirrrrr.
I'll stand. Fuck you, peanut. No, fuck that.
Fuck that, what the?
fuck you fuck you fuck you you mean the book no I don't want to read a book I
don't like reading how do I play this dragon VHS tape here right click to
remove it
I can't run my legs so fucked up
you you fuck with my programs you screw my programs
I'm just touching that TV, Bob Saget's on.
I got Wheel of Fortune.
Bob Saget's on.
But you had, I only see life and living.
Oh, you gotta play the tape.
Are you playing the tape?
Wait, when am I done?
Did I win?
I don't know.
Oh shit, I'm getting a ton of XP from this.
Really?
I'm at 65.75.
I love it up, I love it up, I love it up.
Can I stop it now?
Do you want Carpigee?
If you want Carpigee, I got Carpigee level two.
I'm level one now.
Wait, I'm at 62 out of 75.
How are you on the tapes over?
I don't know, let me get level one, two, though.
Will you stop fucking with the damper mode?
Try the two name.
No, you have to do two names, you're singing it once.
Oh, go ahead.
I do not have the two name there.
don't okay I'm good I might okay I think you took the VHS tape you just
I don't have anymore no I definitely don't have the VHS you have the VHS what
was the VHS tape man let me double check you oh we were in the duffel I don't
out the VHS tape. Oh, I got the VHS tape. Okay, let's get out of here. Are you all
the one yet? I got 62 out of 75. Take this and see if you can watch the
resume and get yourself doing your thing. Alright, now we're going to remove the
stuff from the back of our thing. I'll be right back. Alright, sound good. Now we get to read it.
No, no, we can't we don't have anything to read
How did you put the VHS in the TV you got a joint on the left side or
Whatever or something the left side there's like a square on the left side
Okay, oh, I see that
Holy crap, holy shit
Okay, now I'm gonna finally remove a fucking
Clothes rack from a car which a literal lobotomized
92 year old could have done blind
But apparently I had to become some professional carpenter to do it
What the fuck did I just do that doesn't work I just hit the floor
I'm not level one though. I'm gonna fix it wait fuck now I'm gonna fix a fucking floor
I
See these broken
Wait
There okay, okay
holy crap wait wait wait auxiliary battery bank what is that we all we do
we you I we have a battery charger in our car oh yeah I saw that I saw that on
the wall that's huge that's gotta be super good yeah that's huge I think they
I think it came with it. It's crazy
Well, I'm weak with hunger I'm weak with hunger. That's why I've been limping
Does make sense
Yeah, I'm gonna grab I'm gonna grab um, I'm gonna grab more of those those things, okay
okay
Let's just a bigger like storage thing other than the metal boxes
Maybe just a box
What do I know with the tape on the floor
The billy I put the tape on the floor
Outside the van that the wood crafting episode for when you might pick it up putting in the van
At least it wasn't woodcutting of a 3A.
Oh my god.
I'm going for the box one second.
Oh Mr. Hugo Frank, my brother is wicked man, good old man!
Admin says VHS for a woodcraft number 4 next to forging number 3 and in between glass making
number two. Okay. Sounds good.
Oh, yeah, I'm grabbing two. I got two. I got two military
Lockers and I'm coming back. I'm
About two military lockers I'm heading back right now
Watching woodcraft number four
Fuck
Follow me guys
You honestly you know what I screw a baby. I don't care where he is on this map
We are definitely further than him like oh, I'm carpet you did that with one now
Like going back to you guys. Should I just like it? We're way ahead on you on progress five, buddy
way
Annotated map. I'm about to go to a house
Filled with goop and I mean field filled with a tee. Yeah, you guys want to come
I want to come
You want come well? I'm coming up to you guys. I want down there together and go to the house
You can loot it you take all the goop. I want to come
Okay, yeah, what do you think want to come?
Yeah, not done. Please mr. I want to come
Do not come.
Oh, you should watch this VHS2.
This gave me a lot of XP.
Do not want to do any carpet tree.
I leave it for you, yes?
Okay.
I will take care of other things.
Well, where are you guys?
Where are you guys?
We're sure the Shades of Hollywood we are, yeah.
I
Mean me at the gas station I got a fill of gas and then it's gonna be a little ride over
By the way, I don't know if the mod works with you being in the back of the RV while somebody's driving this a heads up
It does work
We already did we already did
I'm just placing these outside for a second so I can pick up the inside
Okay
I
Wait, I don't understand what's going on. I'm scared. I'm scared
I'm highly critical highly critically damaged good
That's right. We want to be that's right. We want to be much highly critical damage
we do in the most healthy you can possibly be. I guess it could be worse.
We we are cooking. We are actually cooking. We need maintenance. We need maintenance and
car like VHS is I really have a couple so we can like keep this this car in
pristine condition you know what I mean yeah yeah it's switching from this car
to another car would be actually aids we're gonna need to learn mechanics we
We share those books. We share those books.
I'll get to room.
This place is coming along nicely.
Are you guys by the gas station?
This place is coming along nicely.
Now, we're at the right of it. We're still at...
They're gonna meet me at the gas station when I guess you guys are almost done. Maybe I
Think we're almost his place you come on in come on it
This place
Come on in boys
Yeah
Hey like that
Maybe we can get a little rug right where we're standing.
See the little rug gotta open up the place?
A little open concept modern, yeah.
Open concept plastic.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see if I can hold on.
Wait a second, huh?
Wait, I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, Mr. Hugo, Frank, my little 45,
can you give me a wicked fan?
Good, I'm mad.
Mr. Ugo Frank, you like the open rustic concept.
When I was thinking of this building,
I thought open rustic concept.
And I said, do you know who likes that, Ugo Frank?
I remember speaking with him last July
when I was at his wedding, I was the best man, best Pia.
And I said, what type of house are you looking to live in?
You know, with your family, he said open rustic concept.
What's your night? What's your night?
Did you drink all that water?
I thought we had limited water.
No, we got to fill it up.
There's sinks outside.
We got to be not.
We got to be this like our lifeline water.
Wait, I thought we had a limited water on the old 15
liters.
Wait, how do we fill it back up then?
We need to get containers.
You told me I'd fill up fucking water bottles
on our dimes and go back in.
Oh, no, I got the bottle.
I got the bottle.
I can just fill the 15 liter. Hold up. Oh, yeah, I'm bringing in this is sick right here sick right here
He and Ed we painted
Now I'm filling the empty dispenser. It's all good. Oh wow it looks like it's gonna take three minutes
She is
We doesn't the water shut off eventually oh
Oh, like, wait, dude, the house has run out of a...
The house is like run out of electricity and stuff, yeah.
Oh, shit.
We need to watch all the TV we can right now.
Yeah, what happens if we don't watch enough TV and then we don't have a TV to watch to level up our skills that we can survive?
I think that's going for BP as generators.
No, I've got generators. I got that one where it's how to use a generator.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm saying I think
This is how you died no, I'm never gonna die
I don't know why this the game starts with this is how you died when I literally won't die down the back
It's kind of mislead
Advertising what day does everything shut up wait? I hear your car
You're close to our building.
Are you guys by the cop station still?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're to the south of it. We're in the fire station.
Inside the fire station?
I'm adding the water.
Boom, we're filled again.
You died four times last night.
Are you guys in that white van?
Came in your butt four times last night, 20 minutes.
Is that white van yours?
Then we played Yahtzee on the 19th match.
Man come in the back of that van
Wait, hold on wait, oh, yeah, I'm good on food water now
Oh my god, it's been tight in here dude. Yeah, you like it. You like it. Oh, it's beautiful. It's gorgeous
You're real tight. How do you exit? I just like click on the button. We do that dude. I did tell us how you like it
But you like the old Russian concept easy. This looks amazing. Yeah, yeah
You really think so much?
Incredible incredible. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, maybe maybe I can send you a little mod list
Now
Fucking stealers
How do we have we just similar just get the wanker real quick
I
Got it you got to get in front of it. Just relax hold on all right hold on hold on
Hey, hold on wait
Boys back it up
What does this thing do? What does this thing do?
It's just more storage space.
Oh, it's a hundred more storage space! A hauling rack?
All right.
All right, you guys already doing that house or what?
0.2 or it's pain and fuck
fill your backpack first
when Lootie can drop if you delay
Time page 0.2
fill pack first
and Lootie can do laps
Let's see, let's see.
No?
I don't know how to back a trailer up.
I don't know how this I've never done
America man, I've never done that. Yeah, I've never met an American don't know how to back up a goddamn trailer
What the fuck is going on here?
Hey, we got it
Hey, we got our moving. I think we're finally ready to go to Louisville
I
Want the big big money stuff
Is Louisville not the best place to go?
Well, I have a I have a base like an annotated base
What do you say somebody is fucking in my car man
Yeah, yeah, car somebody somebody made a base and they put on a map
No, we're a little nation. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see the map?
Here, here, take map off.
I'm going to take map off.
It's a nice base.
Is that being stolen on the server?
Oh, it says nice base.
No, not night.
Not night.
Nice.
Well, let's go to his base.
Does he have like, is he going to have a chat?
Wait, is this like an in-game thing that we can take it, or is it an actual real person
that drove the server to build a base?
No, no, it's an in-game thing.
Let's take that base, Ed.
What the fuck are you guys?
Where'd you go?
Yeah, it's gonna do that to you.
I'm down the fucking road the other way.
Come this way.
I don't know what the fuck this way means.
I don't know what language this way means.
Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, y'all went the other way.
Right.
I'm going right.
You're gonna be opening up my path.
We're, uh...
Yeah. If you go all the way right, you're going to end up out of highway.
All right, listen. I am on the highway outside of the side. It's called the Olin Road.
Wait, we're at the bottom of East Main Street.
Okay, no, you got to keep going. Keep going.
Keep going down? Or should we go up?
Yeah, keep going. Keep going.
Wait, are we...
I'm doing my trailer, keep going, keep going, smash the door.
I'm doing my trailer.
No, we'll find out.
Hey boys, cheers boys.
Cheers boys, cheers.
Fucking morning.
We're in jail, we're in jail, we're back.
Wait.
Maybe where you at?
I'm trying to find you guys right now.
Check your map. Where are you on the map? We're at the bottom of East Main Street. We went south though. We went south
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then actually we went east
Okay, are you on Rock Ridge now?
What
You guys are on East Main Street, let's meet back at the firehouse, obviously you got lost somewhere along the way.
I'm not going back. Which way did you drive from the firehouse?
Listen, I'm coming back to the firehouse. This is going to be the last time I'm going to that fucking place.
Meet us back at the firehouse. We're going back to the firehouse.
Our engine is sort of yellow, this truck's got it going down, am I going to lie here?
This truck's going down, boss. This truck's going down.
uh let's watch the mechanics vhs one two and three after this
all right boys here we go all right i'm meeting back at the fire station
and i'm drinking bleach in game of course we're at the firehouse
well let me check what's wrong this bad boy we popped this puppy open she was wrong this bad boy
was she was wrong this bad boy was she was going out was she was wrong this bad boy
Here we go now
Looks like the hood is at 0% and the windshield is at 4%
That's not that's also that is not good that is not good
Oh, it's fine. I got the radio working in here. That is not
Good at all. How do I fix something shit?
I don't even there's a way to fix your front left door. It only says uninstall
It can be repaired once uninstalled. Oh
Well be careful uninstalled it cuz what if we don't know the
Mechanics to reinstall it
Wait, I need mechanical 5 to repair the engine dude actually dude honestly
Yeah
now the engine's stalling the end I'm not even jumping the engine stalling we
just spent four fucking hours getting this truck back down and now we have to
replace it are you so dead serious you guys are killing you ridiculous you
Yeah, they're killing me.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
OK, let's just get it to the next stage.
I'm going to come out and say it.
That's a skill issue.
Our truck is stalling.
You turn the engine off.
Issue.
Listen, listen, listen.
I thought I saw a red version of our truck
somewhere in this town.
I'm going to take it to that spot, OK?
All right, where are you guys?
Wait, before we go any further.
Oh, is that the fucking Scooby-Doo van?
Hold on.
What's that Scooby-Doo?
Let me fucking find you first.
All right, where are you going?
Follow me.
I'm going to get a red truck.
go go I'm following my car is on no my car is installing it's not on it was
somewhere down this way it was it was somewhere along this street I remember
the cars off again can you can you oh my god why can't create a fraction
There was somewhere down this street, I remember
Honestly, I mean more south I'm gonna take a
Okay, well
I don't care anymore.
Later, second car for G7 or something.
Wait, wait, are you putting the VHS tape in the car?
Don't do that.
Wait, guys, where's that red truck that we saw earlier?
There's a red version of the truck we have right now.
Oh, no!
I don't know where we are.
No, I'm telling you, there's a red version of the truck.
There's a red version that we have somewhere in this town. I know there is I saw I
Saw it one time when I was running from the southeast because I remember I died
And I tried to get my stomach was without it was like get away from my stuff with the winning game remember
Wait, hold on
Wait, there's a big
there up to our north. Oh shit! I can't see a boss! I can't see a boss! Let's get to work!
Get to work! Let's get this thing in tip top shape out! First let's take out the hardware.
Let's see if this thing is running good. Let's see if this thing is really good. Okay, no, this thing is absolutely dog shit.
Oh no, no, no. This thing is absolutely dog shit. I'm back in the car.
One of you guys how can you how are I'm back in the car? I'm back in the car
Can you can you can you the brakes I'm back in I'm back in fucking pristine one of the hall wire
Yeah, we proceed what a proceed one a
Fucking big blue van. That's a bridge. We can swap the parts out
You could I mean no, no, no guys
There's a pristine red version of our truck 100% new
In this town somewhere, and it was and I found it when I was coming from the southeast
Remember I died. I said no. No, let me be get away from my stuff
It's when I died to the right of the fire station. I remember it was somewhere around the park. Are you guys?
It's gotta be
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you find us you find us buddy
You find us we're down we're down main street for down main street right now
Hold on can you can you hotwire a car? No? Yes, I can't hotwire a car. Yes. I have those skills
Oh my god, brother. I have a highly highly
Specific set of skills and I will find you. I will find you for taking for taking my daughter in Italy or whatever
It is you in the fuck
This is the answer to all the problems wait. Oh my god
There's no it's not it's not come come come this way guys. This is it. This is it right here
I want the Sun balls truck
I
Boss this is the one boss. This is the one. It's all green. It is all green is all green. Oh my god, this is the one
That's pretty good my wire now I wired it you got the stuff we got the sun balls
What we got the sun balls one pop up in that truck pop up in that truck
Oh, and she drives like a dream. Oh when she drives like a dream. Oh
And she drives like a dream boss. He drives like a dream
He drives like a dream boss. Oh, this is what we have to do. Listen. I we had a chance for all the stuff over real quick
I know second. I do it really fast
You drive that car all of his car we gotta go out in the fours or something or you know, you can like just kill the zombies
That's a good skill. He's gonna kill the zombies. You could just kill his eyes. That's real
You still ready boys
You just kill ready
No, I didn't kill you. There's no way
Why would I kill when you I don't I don't have TVP on
Did you just fucking kill Winnie, you asshole?
No, that was a zombie eating the way I fucking ate his face.
Did you just kill Winnie?
No, no, no, I can't just go to me.
Did you just kill you, Winnie?
Oh, God.
Oh, shit!
The Sun Balls truck was a cover up for a fucking bank heist.
I've got five hundred gold bars in here!
No, for no reason.
Look at the drug!
Look at the drug!
I've got art- I've got stolen art-
Oh, there.
I've got stolen art and gold bars!
You- you- you'll be coming here for a second!
Wait, did I actually kill you?
Well, I'm killing like a hundred zombies out here while you're- you're admiring your gold bars.
Is there anything you can do with gold in this game?
Wait do we actually have real stolen art statues, real stolen art statues and gold.
I'm not even joking.
Oh my god.
You have to wait.
Oh my god.
Oh.
You can't do anything with that stuff anyway.
You can't?
Oh yeah we can.
I'm keeping the gold buddy.
I'm keeping the gold.
You're out of your fucking mind.
I'm getting rid of this gold.
No, no, no.
You keep it.
You're out of your damn mind.
We just gotta find a place to put all these things in here.
Oh my god.
I'm not even kidding. What the fuck?
I've never seen that.
I've never seen that.
I had player, the Pernpeena, invitation sent.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I had player, Winnie.
Now we can really spruce up the place.
With all these gold and these...
You guys accept?
And these statues, we really spruce up our truck, you mean?
Oh yeah, the truck with fucking no room in it?
We can we can spruce up the place now. Now I can really spruce up the place
Winnie click on client at the bottom left corner and
Then go to faction you should have an invite for me, and you'll be able to see me on the map
Yeah, I'm gonna go to faction
You're my faction I do see you in here. No, it says a lot allowed players guys
I can't release from the car because I'm not carpet real level too
Incredible
My god, you have gotta be fucking my ass. Are you serious?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Can I not just kind of just disassemble these?
But I right click I'm not getting the disassemble option
Yeah, what does it say?
Does it say anything?
Well
Oh, you can actually melt gold right right right cuz they have the new found way
Can we make like golden guns you can make golden weapons and armor
Be pretty sick
Wait, I can do it with a butterfly knife.
Hey, what's going on right here?
What's that thing over here?
Where you guys at?
You're still in our car.
Are you driving that car?
You get out of there.
This is our car, buddy.
He's squeezing me.
He's squeezing me.
Get out of there!
Alright, are you guys ready?
Where's the bleach?
I'm gonna park it right here.
I'm gonna park it right here.
Oh, ID Edith!
That's a beautiful name.
The school's right here, which means the library's been getting this whole fucking time.
Oh my god, imagine yelling at that during sex.
Woo! Oh, I.D. Edith!
Oh, so good heavens, it's a beautiful name.
Must be Italian.
Is he Italian?
Is he playing Sims right now?
Must be Italian.
Um...
He's playing the Sims.
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?
What's going on?
He's playing the Sims right now.
You fucking decorating?
Huh?
I'm fucking getting out of here.
This is mine. This is my...
This is mine.
You decorating?
Fuck oh my god, I think the floor. I picked up the floor instead of
You need carpet
Yeah, I'm gonna exit
Do I need we part these vans of the forest we're gonna fucking bad
Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, okay
Here the server will be off if we're not here, right? No, we'll not be on it. It's persisted
You grab the Sunballs grab the Sunballs. We're probably in the forest that just mean the next time we get off
I don't know
Maybe but I have generators in my car and gas
We told the van told the van
totally okay some balls right yeah you gotta give her a tow man you gotta take her
but listen I'm gonna tell you guys where we're going we get to the house
that's gonna be your base okay okay it's it's a little ride though okay it's
quite a ride oh yeah all right okay wait wait now where are we going
follow me we're really good at this game yeah you got the Sun balls truck in
perfect condition and we have a literally a whole double-powered of gold and
stolen statues we might actually the best players to ever play this game just
smashing through fucking are we dead serious are we dead serious and you
Just cut through the middle of my two cars that I'm telling are you see no you think I
So good well now I do cars like it does
I
Listen we got a we got a ride. I thought we just parking this in the first line. Yeah
Right here. Yeah, were you fucking?
Can we just we just park at this for is like right here you mean yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea
No, what do you see this on the road? Can you see this in the road? I?
Can see the second one. Yeah
What about now?
I don't see shit anymore.
I don't see shit anymore.
You can't see me over the road.
Who are you hiding from?
There's a guy named Knight. I saw him inside of a house earlier.
Yeah, there was someone there.
What if Knight comes and jacks my shit?
Stupid beds, you stupid motherfuckers.
I'm locking these doors, turning off all the headlights.
Lock the trunk, lock the doors, stay in the car, take the key out.
Stupid motherfucker.
Stupid bitch.
Stupid motherfucker.
They'll be free to go anywhere.
What?
Twenty twenty four hour ish war dogs or no?
What are you?
What are you?
You say that to me like 10 times a day and have not expanded on that.
You mean like in 24 hours till war dogs drops?
You want to do it 24 hours?
24 hours ish stream on Thursday from the time war dogs drops.
How's that?
How's that?
What's going on here?
Oh, I have a headache.
What? What are you doing?
Wait, hold on. Are you saying it's your 24th birthday?
Well, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear baby!
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you both of you guys.
I'm glad I could be here today with you.
Thanks. Same.
So what, okay.
You've made this game so much more enjoyable than I've ever had playing it by myself.
And I hope the next time I play, I play with you.
with you you basically play the love this old fucking night I haven't seen you
now actually your birthday yeah yeah I haven't seen you in four hours no happy
birthday yeah the worst fucking time playing this game yeah I didn't see you
at all well listen I just saw you guys I just saw you guys right now you know
I don't see any more
But this is a GTA 6 thing when when the zombies just go get you
No, they don't I'm logging out
It's not my birthday
Happy blade
Happy early happy early birthday would work. Happy year. No, it's actually always all these ladies
Hmm. It's closer to...
No, but it's always belated.
Early birthday than belated.
Like at what point is it not belated?
I'm just saying in theory like it's always belated.
Like I was just watching it since the last one.
What if it was three days away from my birthday? Would it still be belated?
Yes, technically speaking.
Technically speaking, it'd still be belated, yes.
I guess figure like where you guys get is your birthday in two days
Might be my birthday what on September 10
No, that's not a day. I was talking about hours for September 10th. I thought your birthday was September 11
No, that is my grandfather's favorite day of the year. My birthday is not the same day
Oh
Yeah, yeah, 24 7 war dogs birthday birthday stream
A 24 7 maybe I'm doors and turn the lights down
It's 9 11 in two days
Is it in two days?
Three days.
In two days.
That's in one day, technically.
Two days.
Okay.
How did we all come to a different conclusion
on how many days away we are from 9-11?
It's less than 48 hours.
How is it possible that we all have different numbers
in days from 9-11?
It's less than 48 hours away.
How do you guys do this?
How do you guys do this to me?
How?
Well, actually, what time did it happen?
What time did 9-11 happen?
It's like no, there's like nine in the morning
It's like eight nine in the morning
Well depends on which tower you talking about me and dude I
At least let me get my coffee first
They have scheduled that 11 a little later today. I
Ridiculous I
listen
Okay, guys, okay, what I'm gonna do now
Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go fucking brain up. Yeah, I'm pretty much right now. I'm pretty much
This fucked my head up. Yeah, what if they okay, what if they what if it was what if not 11 happen like four in the morning?
No, I was there
Let me be less of a tragedy like take that no, like
I
Think that every good look
The flick we're talking about anymore. I heard Michael Jackson was supposed to be there that day, you know that
Towers yeah, I heard Michael Jackson was supposed to be the day he was like he was like sick or something
I don't think he works today
Jackson worked at the trade center
I think it wasn't it wasn't it like
Yeah
He just happened to take a massive insurance policy it's just it's all coincidence too. So like you guys better keep it down
It's all coincidence Michael Jordan is the one who's supposed to be there Michael Jordan
sorry no no no no is Jordan Stein Michael Jordan Stein Michael Jordan Stein who is
Who is that?
Um, it's tragic, though.
It's a guy.
It's a guy who's supposed to be here.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't I don't know that guy.
I don't I don't know that guy.
I don't know that guy.
Um,
gentlemen it was very nice to play with you a thousand blessings to you and your
families into the bungy letters
i
and going to sleep
is very fun
thank you
goodbye mister not in the body good goodbye when he missed it would be good
but the eyes
uh... yeah
good by a good by
you know you have your birthday again in the vb
well yeah i think i have a time i have a birthday i have a birthday
Happy birthday to you and you two bit Winnie
Happy birthday to you a baby a birthday
Happy birthday
Listen, if you miss gimmick just just say you miss gimmick, you know, you don't gotta give it you don't gotta give me a birthday
I'm just kidding too. No happy birthday. You wouldn't make you feel better if we wished if we if we sang happy birthday gimmick
No, I never want to see gimmick in my life again. I
I hate that guy.
Damn, sad day.
Sad day.
I hate that guy.
I'm going to go to sleep now.
I'm going to have a little birthday sleep.
You're going to sleep alone?
Yeah, I'm going to do a little solo birthday sleep.
You're going to sleep without me?
I mean, listen, I'll keep the door open.
You're going to sleep without me, district kiddin?
I'll keep the door open.
Are you going to sleep it out? Are you going to sleep it out to Alpha Wolf?
Wooooo!
You want to sleep it out me, are you?
I'll keep the doors open. I'll make sure the sheets are off.
Get nice and cozy. Put the sheets on. You know what you want.
The light will be on. The little night light will be on, Pete.
Little red night light.
I'm gonna go to bed. See you guys!
Adios.
Goodbye
All right, I'm getting up
I'm getting up
I'm getting up
I don't even know what happened tonight. We played some dark off that we played some prodigy up when honestly
We're just kicking it until war dogs on Thursday
We're I don't know what we're up to you honestly
I might do 24 hours free when war dogs comes out because then my project my progress is actually saved and let me tell you some
Let me tell you some if we do it 24 hours free when war dogs comes out and we get so much progress on these other people
We will have we will have drones. We will have B2 bombers
We will have bunker busters while the enemy teams have slingshots and bow and arrows
We will roll in there like they're an uncontacted tribe and they won't even know what they're looking at. All right, chief
You're saying guys that might be the move that might be the move. You're saying guys you're saying
Ask way to play two no, I hate Winnie I hate Winnie I never want to play with Winnie again. I hate mr. Winnie
Hmm. We'll go with it with an AC 130. AC 130. All right. Oh, all right. All right. Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang. I'll ponder on that. I'll ponder on that notion. I'll ponder on that notion.
Clip. Good. Clip this. Clip. Fuck you, Winnie. Die. Clip that. There we go. Clip that and send it to him. Clip it and ship it.
Hey, that Ed on that pillow, goodnight everybody.
Goodnight, sleep tight and do not!
Under any circumstances, let the bedbugs fuck your ass!
Don't let me!
I've heard communications between the bedbugs Alpha Base
and Beta Base.
They're advancing to a position as we speak.
They'll be here by the sunrise.
For some of you, they may be there earlier.
Fuck, keep your butt hole shut.
I'll be right back.