TheBurntPeanut
ESCAPE FROM BUNGUS | GIMMICK X CLOAKZY | LEBRON JAMES + MICHAEL JORDAN + ANGEL REESE OF TARKOV | #BUNGULATE
09-09-2026 · 7h 24m
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Where the slow guys is how it's going to be smooth
I'm getting through the wall
I'm getting through the wall
I'm getting through the wall
I'm getting through the wall
No!
Wait, where's my music at?
Oh, it was just start now
Alright, alright, oh, there'll be a lot of this music right there
How are you, Michael?
It's fine!
Wack-a-doodle Wednesday, gentlemen
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen
beautiful day gentlemen
The calm before the storm the calm before the storm gentlemen tomorrow
So before I get to the end of it today tomorrow will be how does anybody wait?
I see does anybody know what time war dogs is releasing?
I've got an idea in my mind, but I can't remember if I dreamed the time or somebody told me the time
for CT I need it for central time um 11 CT that's a little early guys that's a
little early boys that's do I do that do I do that um early yeah okay it's even
yeah I I go I seem to like one or two or three or four I wake up late pal I'm not
waking up bright bushy tail and seven in the morning like that hot sky all right
I know it's not early day-to-day, but it's early for me
Also, I usually stay up like six hours after the stream and have been watching the mentalist
I'm so close. I'm so close to finishing the show so I can never turn it off cuz I'm like, oh my god
What if there's a big reveal? I only have like one season left. So that's you know, I've been sitting up really late
I I've been sitting up really I said it to like 8 a.m. Last night
What if the bad guy wins?
Guys, do not spoil it for me, do not spoil it for me.
Honestly, I'm a little confused.
I don't want to spoil anything, but those of you that have watched The Mentalist, though
I can't say without spoiling anything, never mind.
I'll just say this, why did it happen in season six, were there seven seasons?
What the fuck?
You know what I'm talking about?
That's all I'll say, I won't spoil anything, but those of you guys that have seen that,
so why the fuck did it happen in season six when there's seven fucking seasons?
What the hell?
For those of you guys that haven't seen that, so you know what I'm talking about.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
I've never seen itself do that before.
No, that's not a spoiler.
That's not...
Oh shit, that just hit a button.
Do I sound normal?
Oh god, I might just hit a button.
Wait, is my sound effects on?
Or is it?
Wait, no, no, that's on.
Wait.
Oh shit.
Oh god, where did I get...
Wait.
Do I sound normal?
Do I sound normal right now?
Do I sound normal?
Okay, okay, oh, thank God.
So I thought, okay, I thought I hit a random button.
All right, here we go.
Here is the plan for tonight.
Actually, no, I'm just, guys, I don't know.
Guys, you know what?
Listen, I'm just gonna say it.
I'm just gonna say it.
I'll try to get on at 11 a.m. tomorrow.
I will try to get on at 11 a.m. tomorrow.
I don't know if I'm gonna do it now.
That is fucking early.
That is fucking early, guys.
That is ridiculous, that is a ridiculous,
ridiculously early time.
It's probably gonna be 2PM.
It's probably gonna be 2PM CT.
2PM CT will probably be where I'm hopping on.
But I'll try to get on to 11AM.
I'll try to get on to 11AM.
That's CT, central time.
Not your pussy west coast time.
Not your garbage piece of crap east coast time.
Central time, the real man's time.
That's where real work is done.
Our 72 hours a dang day, boy.
While you're watching Netflix and Tiki Taka is.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, pal.
That's where real work is done.
That's where real work is done.
Commie time, you're a communist.
You're a communist.
You're a communist.
I bet you volume me a Putin's your butt, buddy.
I bet your finger in his shit every night.
I bet you volume me a Putin just ought
You have nicely stressed and he's gonna bring you up to a nice fancy wine dinner.
You communist slut.
You're a communist whore.
That's all you are.
Middle, the middle of the CET, central time.
That's where it's at.
That is where you go to get real business done.
No, not Canada.
Even if you're in the middle of Canada, you're still a bitch.
I don't care if you're on central time in Canada.
You're a pussy.
I hate you.
Also, secondly, you're a communist.
Thirdly third thing I have to say. There's a third thing not just the first two a third thing
I have to say here's the plan for tonight. Here is the plan for tonight's elixir cozy
Listen up. Here's the plan. We're gonna play dark up with mr.
gimmick and mr.
Clogsy Clogsy. Oh, let me tell you that guy's a fickle bitch. What did I ever do to that guy?
Let me say what have I ever done to that guy? Nothing?
Nothing
What have I ever done to that guy?
Nothing, so I don't know you know, but he's gonna play with us a little bit and
Basically, you'll watch a football game or something you blew him up that literally never happened
That literally never happened that what did I just say guys communism?
Vitamir Putin said his sleeper agent code phrase woke him up
And lied write the chat lied write the chat for Russia
That's the guy that flies the drones right there the Russian drone guy. Also, what was I saying?
I was saying something else. Oh
Yeah, oh wait, no, there you say that way hold on
Hmm, wait wait wait wait, what do you see Jack? Wait hold on what it's just a lot
He's like a stray cat. He just shows up sometimes do I'm telling you getting close you to play with yet is oh my it's a Rubik's Cube
It is a Rubik's Cube
It is horrible!
It is horrible!
But I got him to play tonight.
I got him to play with me and gimmick.
So we're going to be playing, we're going to be playing some talk-off and then also maybe,
I'm saying maybe.
So do not say, oh Peter, you said we would do this because I never said we would.
I said maybe we might play another game, maybe like Project Zomboid, Halfway through
the night or something or later in the night.
Okay guys, that's the plan, that's the move, that's what we're at, that's
what we're doing.
But right now we're playing talk off with Mr. gimmick and Ms. Cloaksy, which are nowhere to be seen by the way.
I'm completely in the discord alone.
I'm buying time. I don't think you guys have noticed yet that I'm just bullshitting you right now and saying stuff that doesn't have any
relevance whatsoever, but I don't think you've noticed that yet.
But in reality, I'm just buying time to the gig here, but you don't know that. Only I know that.
You think I'm saying something important, but I haven't said anything important.
Name one thing important I've said. Literally, think back. I've said nothing.
I have said nothing important, but you don't know that only I know that that's what I'm doing
I'm buying time waiting till they get the discord, but again that is a secret only pronounced to me
Called Tony Tony's pizza. Oh, mr. Colby
Thank You mr. Colby you need me instant dog need me instant out
Get landmark please your landmark is fun to play with I like this landmark. Let me tell you boys
Let me tell you something those you guys that don't have a watch jargon before hopping in here boys
I know a lot of you guys came from like arc raiders and played other games
Landmark wasn't always like that too. I remembered a year and a half ago when I first started BS3 and I was playing talking about landmark
Kill four guys alright back to the lobby. Oh, oh
Oh, well, thanks for the hundred subs. Okay. All right. Oh, kill three guys. All right.
But let me tell you something. That guy has a the child like whimsy in his heart. He has
the he has the whimsical spirit. He is way different now. He is so he is so whimsical.
He is so joyful. He is so jolly. I love being around him. He's a funny guy. It was
a let me tell you what's like that when I first started. Oh, this is that he
He is a cool guy. I like Mr. Lenmark. I like Mr. Lenmark.
Mm-mm-mm. Lenmark's a cool man.
He's a Lenmark still talking about nothing.
Yeah, whoa, that's supposed to be only I know that!
Pretend I'm saying something important!
No!
I don't know where my friends are.
All right, you caught me, guys.
I don't know where anybody is. I'm alone.
No, you got me.
Okay, I haven't really been saying anything
for the last 10 minutes.
You got me.
Nobody wants to be my friend.
I'm sorry.
I don't know where everybody is.
You said they'd be here, I swear.
Especially gimmick.
Actually, I don't know where gimmick is.
I can understand closely,
that motherfucker never shows up on time,
but where's gimmick at?
gimmick!
Here we go, I just exit him.
Hmm.
Is he, hold on, let me pull up his stream.
I, he's, I, he's, I, he's waiting for a lemon
to get done with Elden Ring.
Oh, there he is.
Okay, hold on, I think he's about to join.
I just pulled him up.
I just pulled him up.
He's, he's, he's doing something.
What you could fucking take off with a plane right through the middle of that mustache. Look at that
Okay, it looks like he is he is taking over the the stream. So we'll be hopping in in just a moment
You'll be taught you'll be hopping in just a moment
PST is better. I don't even know what ps8 is what even is psd. What is that?
Where is pst time
Pacific standard time on the western coast of north america. No, that's west coast time
That's like W
Hey
Wait hold on is California PST
Hey, it's real. I've never thought about that. I always thought it would be
Because you know CT central time Eastern time Eastern time. I always thought it'd be like Western time like WT
Now that I think about it, I've never heard anyone say that or use those acronyms
Hold on now, we could be cracking this case wide open.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Wait a minute, something ain't right.
PST is what the California guy use.
They use PSTs, they're like,
I gotta go to a protest at 2 p.m.
Then I gotta paint my hair blue at 3 p.m.
Or whatever they're doing that day.
I'm just giving you examples.
But they use PST, they use PST over there.
And so yeah, pretty cool, that's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool to think about.
It's not West Coast time, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be kidding.
Oh, he's finally arrived.
He's finally, oh, the man of the hour.
The man of the hour has finally graced us
with his presence.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, give it.
There he is.
You know how much?
I've been sitting in your Discord for 20 minutes.
No, you haven't.
No, you haven't.
You know what, Bullshit, I've been speeling to the Bungulator for the last 20 minutes.
I have just been saying nothing.
I've been acting like I've been saying something, but I've been saying literally nothing.
Just, just, I mean, nothing.
And just if I talk, yes.
Waiting for you!
No, I've been in your discipline for 20 minutes.
I kept saying, where is Peanut?
Where is Peanut?
Why is he not, why is he not dragging me down?
No, you haven't.
No, you ain't.
No, you can't brew it.
You can't brew it.
All right, pal, hold on.
Let me clean up my Bunker Nades.
I think I spit on it a little bit.
I spit on them free of charge.
Oh, were you?
You were.
Yeah, I had to buy time.
OK, yeah.
I had to buy time, buddy.
And I'm not proud of the things I did to do to buy time.
OK?
I'm a fucking whore now because of you.
It wasn't just bullshit I was spewing.
I had to do some famous for them.
I had to do some favors to buy the time you gotta do what you gotta do in this world.
Oh, look what the cat ragged it as well.
Give it well, well, well, well, well.
Oh, hey, coach, how about you try out to team kill the day asshole?
Well, I I am regretting joining this because I just remember how mad I was.
So fuck you.
You should die.
Hold on, Gluxy.
Listen, listen, you know what?
I'm going to say is I'm closely and I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
Oh, I forgive you for team killing me you team kill me used to
That's not how it went nobody remembers that gimmick guys doing these dumb ass
We're doing these mock-rock runs or whatever right yeah
Yeah, so we're doing those two guys run around the corner
Oh
He not kills the baby like a flushing idiot
Whoopsie poopsie, right? Okay, so I'm like, alright. I killed both of these guys P. I didn't shoot a single boy
You know P come get this guy's full meta loadout probably like a little loadout, right?
You start running to the extract.
You start running to the extract.
I'm at a Sam.
I have two fucking armors in my inventory.
Level five plates, level five armors.
I use two M4s, right?
Insane.
Probably the best zero to hero you could ever do.
Oh, there's that.
There's hashtag.
This is why we play.
No, he's not.
I weighed like 80, 90 pounds.
I go to lay down.
He throws a Vog 25 telling me to catch.
Bounces off the roof and we're f-
two feet from the extract.
Looks like you're gonna have a story and down.
At least make it believable.
Ooh.
Yikes.
Fuck anybody.
We have time.
We have time for literally one before football starts.
If you're gonna make up a story, at least make it believable.
I mean, give it, do you even believe what he just said?
Because me killing him was a great name.
Absolutely.
When he was fully looted, 10 feet from the extract, at least make it believable.
I mean now now peanut. Did you leave the loot behind in solidarity or actually in solidarity? I killed myself
Which we are mad because no one got the fucking loot
Brought it back out for him next round now that you say they actually would have been less mad more sense
I would have been less mad if he just grabbed the loot and brought it for me next raid
But instead this stupid fuck
Really rather seen camaraderie your father efficient moving and loot extractions that we could both benefit from the actions of the raid or
Double murder suicide
Well, the murderers' suicide is more memorable.
It is more memorable.
It is more memorable.
I killed you and BB, and then I killed myself, so.
Oh yeah, I forgot you killed both of your teammates.
Well, the first one was just about the actual.
Oh, you killed all three of your teammates, including yourself.
That's the hell of a round.
Give it, give it.
And for real, Tox though, listen, Cloaksy was my fault completely, but BB got himself
killed.
out of a room and he started blasting me so I was like oh shit I gotta shoot it and so I'm
starting to just started ripping it. Got it. Got it. You know I that's not too hard to believe.
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be good to you guys again. How's the patch?
How's the update? Dog shit and listen and I am not one for this all man jokes about
Tarkov. I'll make jokes about Tarkov. I'll say it's garbage but I'll appreciate the good
things. Like for instance I'll say something nice right now. I think Nikita has made one
one of the best games of all time.
I think he has.
Tarkov was one of the best games to ever exist.
That's why we have so many hours on this,
why it's lasting so long.
But I have to honestly say,
and I'm not somebody who just sits on stuff for no reason,
this is the most dog shit update, literally nothing.
I mean, literally nothing.
It's genuinely nothing.
Oh, yeah.
So it didn't make the game worse,
it just didn't do anything.
It didn't do anything.
Yes.
No, it made Lighthouse worse.
The old Lighthouse is better than this one.
Really?
Because that was the worst map.
in my old lighthouse in the old lighthouse was so much better than
one you know I'm a buff to loot I am back in the game files 63%
cut you off there quickly mr. coach you have the red line to tell
hope you don't buy this little light house when they spawned in there when
they're when they spawned on the roof or even when they fucking WTD when
you're aggregate one that it could be worse than our company yesterday
Fucking
Inbushes
Dogs are cool
It isn't even that good
You are still not online by the way
Seventy-six percent
Football starts at eight-third, eight-twenty
We gotta get moving guys
You know I say
We gotta get moving
Listen there's two things I want to do tonight
Level up Ragnman to level four
So I can actually start having good armor
That stops bullets
And two
I want to go to labs
I want to go to labs and fuck it up
And the good part is
Both those two things coincide
coincide because I have to be level 42 and I'm level 41 so let's go to labs get some serious XP
and some serious money and then I'll level up right there. Bada bada boom. Both of the deck is complete.
But that, we can just go, we can just go icebreaker.
High for one raid. You got like a little level up.
The price breaker. I still don't have the path to labs unfortunately but it's just a quick
little scoot through factory. No big deal. Well, see here's the thing guys. His icebreaker
is really cool and really fun and I'm totally down if that's what we want to do
looking a man in the eyes that I know has a soul ripping his heart out with my
bare hands as his eyes roll back into his head he pleads with me for mercy but
I've turned him to God and I send him to his place is what really gets me
going is what really gets me going I think it's all robots it is all robots
I'm gonna do your favor. I'm gonna bring you back to press character real quick. All right me wait guys
Yeah, I'll go to overall. Okay. I want to read off that survival rate right there
That's okay, I'll read later now that now and now that we're back down there, you know me
I feel like
you get yours. It's not very nice. Well, how about this? How about we? Oh, you know what?
You know what? You want a reality tech, bitch? You want a reality tech pussy? PMC kill for
PMC kill. You think you're the big macho? You think you're the big guy? You think
you're the big man? PMC kill for PMC? It doesn't matter if I'm really that dog.
If I recall, I got a 3P last night on Streets, you would be behind me.
Woo!
The outbang!
3 point in.
Yeah, how many of those are your fucking teammates?
I don't know if those actually count.
But let's check.
You ready for this?
PMC's 338.
That's right.
What you got?
That's 300.
Ooh.
I'm at 33.
339.
Holy shit.
I have the lowest one here.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, have a look right here.
Holy crap, give me a gear, good.
Right, give me a gear, good.
Especially because you don't have the game over right now
and you couldn't see that.
That is, you telepathically now.
I mean, it's open now.
Who do you guys suggest you invite?
We do a quick, we do a quick heads-up, okay.
All right, do I actually have a 1.22KD,
which is not that bad.
Pretty good when you killed three of your teammates,
all right.
Three.
in the invite I don't see it okay all right so you do invite here you go there it is okay there
is she blow oh my gosh all right I speak her labs I speak her labs guys I speak her lab even
attempted to figure out how to do that but I have plenty of key cards but plenty of key cards
But let's let's do a quick laboratory and then after we feel like I speak with a little I speak yeah
You guys down for that on down a grab your night vision boys. Grab your night vision. Oh
Yeah
Well, let me buy two more labs key cars right now, so
by the way guys close the unfortunate would not be able to view the NFL game
nights we need to give him live up there if one team is willing if they
make some yards so guys keep him updated because unfortunately he's playing
video games all until night and you won't be able to watch the NFL game God boss. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. I appreciate that. Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
You're sorry close. So close. He beat you has been denied. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry to die. Can we get in a race?
I'm walking on it.
Wait, why is there a red skull next to lighthouse?
That's the the the goons up every every. Why are we going factory?
Yeah, okay, okay, we should we should focus on that we should focus on getting him
100% 100%
Well, what's your question up 42 to 3?
That's all that's already been playing. Wow. Well, that's also that's also will never happen at all. It's a fucking ass
Daniel updates or he's gonna go watch the NFL game guys real updates only
Who's winning right now? Who's winning? Can somebody tell me who's winning the game hasn't even started?
And shut the hell up bitch.
Damn.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna kill you.
Kill me.
Let's ride.
Nothing like drinking on a Wednesday boys. Nothing like drinking on a Wednesday boys.
Right. Lucky boys. Lucky.
I
Was all right me right me right a lot of people
And you sort of the water with us the camera
And you sort of push it
wait
I have a key card in my thoughts
In wait a minute
I
Really really ugly
You're with me ugly get away from me
This is a pervert back there
Over there there's a pervert
There's a bug
I also need my speed the sloppy gloppy 9000 spittle over it
Hello, my name is screen. Oh
Nice to meet you. Mr. Screen. Oh, hello, my name is green. Oh my god. I'm so sorry
It's just I'm not missing the edit you kept me for five hours yesterday when I said I could only play three
You will ask
I mean big boy, and then I and then you TK at the best rate of the night
Once again, you made all that up that literally never happened. Okay
Also, did you get the mod list I've totally forget
Wait, then how would I get it?
Well, I mean I saw you had a server up
I'm doing server up, but I just chose like three of my own minds common sense RV interiors and one other thing
I've got what it is. Okay. I'll still say
What you make sense now. I'm is amazing. I've heard a lot of good things about my mind
But I don't really know a lot about it, but as I described closely
I feel like it's an arc survival evolved type scenario not like obviously
I just wasn't like the base building and don't you go out and acquire stuff and you fight bosses and stuff?
Yeah, it's like RuneScape Dragon Wilds. It's like RuneScape Dragon Wilds, I'd say very similar to that.
That'd be a good stream.
Yeah, I was thinking, because I also know that it's a big time investment, so if we do that, I see we run it for like three days, minimum straight.
Oh yeah, that's it. You gotta do those. It's not a long term. It's like, it's you go hard for a few days, big, big boom, and then you're done.
Is it a good game? Is it a good game, guys? Is it a good game?
Like a few tasteful 18 to 20 hour days
Those are like the best games that were you just sit there for like fucking 18 hours
All the survival games I did I look at the stream time
It says I've been streaming for 15 hours and it feels like I've been streaming for five
I'm just gonna admit it the first time I played was keep Dragon Balls in the beta
I borrowed some of my brother's Adderall. That's it fucking slapped
Yeah, well that combination
I'm down you boys and it was on a Sunday. I was I was not screaming. Let me tell you we hit that bit hard
We hit that thing hard. We hit that game hard by boys
That'll do and that will do that sounds illegal. I mean I use some of my prescribed
medical
But I borrowed my brother's advice on how to take it. That's right
That's right. I just slip up the top
Everything I see other serious for community purposes of course, of course
Satire there's laws there's protection laws that's our loss. Oh my god. All my my key binds. I'm pushing war dogs keys
your shit you know I don't know I was just
yeah you were each edge yeah you just
he just realizing that you're coming
out round I'm coming out I'm coming
and open it's open it's open that's
your position on it so it was lost
was lost up when did you all stand
well yes we are not warmed up at all
it smells crazy it's okay I warmed up on four hours of trying to fight the meme
boss and Elden Ring so I'm a sharp perfect the guy and get kill the guy
front yellow much you read what you're right okay I'm gonna sprint over and
kill the guy parking that he was looking at parking yeah parking's open back
back there you got an angle on red parking now I do yeah parking I'm gonna
ain't going ready you go ahead to help go see if you have to watch right good
I'm good I'm good what in parking now people's up a boss
What's Hunch tilted today? I don't know. I haven't talked much. What's Hunch tilted today?
Was he not happy?
He not happy?
I didn't get a shot in the back of the head at any moment now.
At any moment?
I feel like if Red's open, that means no one's in there, right?
I don't have any room.
Kill another one parking? Kill another one parking?
Fuck it, I don't know how close you fuck it.
What's an up hole? What's an up hole? What's an up hole?
What do you want? What do we got?
I'm on front of manager's.
This is made. This is made.
One's on the yellow staircase. One's dead under parking.
parking
Oh, it's me parking. No, man. Fuck I think you guys were watching that
Parking this one out parking and push me
I be said
I was looking down below, I didn't see shit, they must have been camping on the stairwell.
I'm watching you guys loot!
I killed the guy, I killed the guy.
I'm not not not you guys!
What?
What is that buggy?
Attacking them?
I don't know if they're dead or not.
That's a blast, that's a blast.
A BASTED BORG!
I
Might have got him the first time
back in there. There's like eight dead bodies. Eight. You play that right out.
Are you serious, boys? Yeah, you the only people that are probably left are the
people in Resi. My only regret is that I didn't kill Kossie. Someone else. I will
redeem myself one day. No, that's my fault. I sprinkled down. Very nice. Very nice.
oh and touch them and they probably went oh this is massive this is massive this
is massive who she told you were watching me when I one tap this pussy
hey what is this which is yellow thing was that thing whoa is that new I don't
know what you're talking there's a yellow thing on this guy out with it's
Two.
He said, do you push, he said to me.
Oh, it's a reed of parts.
Oh, that way you know who's a pussy and who's not.
I'm running after you, brother.
I'm running after you, brother.
I killed the guy in front yellow as well.
And then I killed the guy under parking.
Gee, loot them.
I believe this has been well looted here little velociraptor never heard no
I just got the velocity after downstairs you want it
yeah I just got it and then I died under cat under cat yeah and then remember
there's gonna be one more team they're gonna be in Rezzi area
gotta call out a lot of call out a lot of see you this music yeah what is this
Yes.
Yeah, it's just, I feel like I've seen this before, this tactical rig, it's just rare.
Not a cool stuff happening.
Is Coachy Agerese?
Yes, Coachy Agerese.
He's towards my right.
Okay, listen, I'm on his body.
Oh, shit.
That's, that's Black Division.
It's Raiders.
Or Black Division, or whatever.
You're downstairs below camp, right?
I'm on the coachy's body.
But you're doing we're back down yellow says
It's your guncloak see you got your gun
He's yellow looted I don't remember my check we did yellow get looted boys. I think I killed the guy before I looted it
All you did oh
You've got me a great service
I hear a guy where where coming to cat John Tommy's on my floor. I think he might be on
mine. I can't tell no he's on top you ready around no no no that's it. No he is definitely
He's in he's in he's in parking he's in parking
Go away go away come again another day. I
Had him to I just couldn't tell if he was up or down
Are we rich please get out of parking he's in parking. He's in parking. He's trapped in that room
He's like the parking garage. She's actually in parking. Are you sure? No, he's definitely
He's lit. I don't know how he's not dead dude in 855 a1. Are you serious? Oh, he's lit. Oh, God
Don't worry, I don't worry. I'm gonna come over to you
Hey, bitch boy
Hey, bitch boy
What an idiot
Don't worry miss gimmick. I have
I mean, you could say yeah a bunch of loot. I'm on the stairs. I'll be our be sex prodigy
This guy was packing to this guy was packing
Great fortune
Oh great fortune.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
A couple of goodies.
Did you hear that?
Someone's lurking in the shadows.
We got to move!
Go, go, go!
I'm going to drop my backpack.
I forgot where I dropped my backpack.
Oh God!
Same, my next other chair is yellow by the way.
They're cappin' jib, dead-out on a stack!
Dead-out, dead-out!
Dead-out on my mama.
They stay cappin' food.
Chad, what the fuck? Now I look like an idiot.
Oh my god. Oh no, first time.
Oh god.
Oh no.
Oh god.
One quick second, Mr. Coach, don't you worry.
Don't you worry, Mr. Coach, I, oh god.
Oh god, I'm in.
Of course, there's too many items and not enough room.
Mr. Coach, I don't have room.
I can't go over how bad it's like how something is holy fuck
You're not just rude!
You're not just rude!
Oh god, you see me sir?
You were a bigger back like this
Hey follow me!
Hey we should swap out our rig!
Oh yeah, that's good thinking!
Wait, that's genius!
Wait, that's genius!
I
Do you wish cokey I'm me a moment away from extraction
Super Bowl games with Patriots. Don't worry. My bungalows will keep you updated while you play with us. Don't you worry?
I die.
What happens if you want both those teams to lose?
That means
Honestly, you don't get bad money.
You don't get bad money, do you?
What did you give a big backpack?
Not really.
Black's not looted right next to an intel.
Is that just a skedaddle? Is that just a skedaddle? Or is that going with black?
Oh, stupid.
For me, I am going to go watch this game. I'm letting you know you should go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry. I'll tell you what happened to the game.
Don't you worry, boss.
Well, I just moved boxes real quick.
This is quite a hee-slee, quite a hee-slee.
Yo, this is 100% the best map, by the way.
100%, 100%, 100%, the group is intermountable.
Intermountable amounts of group.
Okay.
Just a quick peep.
Big beep, quick beep.
Oh, a Rolex.
Oh, that would be so trippy.
Mmm, a Rooster.
I have so many 2x2 things that I have to drop.
I got like 4 2x2s that I have to drop so far.
This is ridiculous.
Dad, does Seawall have the Patriots?
Oh, it's a little peeper here.
Oh, no Bitcoin.
I don't know what to do with it.
Damn it.
Lettuce on the ground.
I already know this is 100% fucking lie.
I'm 100% certain that I'm being goofed on.
Oh, wait. Give me that.
I'm now confirmed that I have in fact-
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's an intel on the top left shelf.
shelf Intel on the top left okay once you get I believe you're being moved on oh
shit the reason I tell the top left oh my god all right all right all right
all right not too savvy let's leave
Oh, wait, which one? Which one? I'm getting out quick. I'm just a quick one for the game.
I'm not a guy. I'm not.
Just a quick one for the game. Don't do that.
How do they see that, by the way?
They're geniuses. They're geniuses.
Like, what the fuck?
You know how you have two eyes?
You know how you have two eyes? Add another hundred thousand.
And that's how they saw it. You dumbass.
Oh
Okay, okay, this is it. I don't think it's the one guy. They're all saying is the letex
There's no, no, no, they've been put they've been pulling this break on me for two years
Whenever there's a black credit card on the floor they call the legs and they don't stop saying it's legs until I look
Trust me, I know their ways I know their ways
That's why when you said Intel top-left self I kind of felt like they would tell the truth. That's not something they say
What they even have Murphy are doing it he goes but it is a lens
Why do you work around what they used to be anyway?
600,000
600,000 I mean I might like I might waste like 15 seconds for potential 600k, but
Oh, Pratt.
Pratt, Pratt.
If it's not inconvenient for me.
Of course, of course.
Inconvenience is what matters most.
OK.
This is quite the dubious rate.
May I say so myself?
Oh, my god.
Do I have two armors with level 6.10?
Have you ever had two armors with level 6.10, Tosi?
I did last night.
And then my teammate threw a Vog 25 box speed
at my fucking forehead when I was out of stamina.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no, no, no!
Not Pierce, level 6.
Excellent raid, gentlemen!
Excellent raid!
And no, it doesn't even come close to Pierce, level 6.
Alright, back, let me both.
Wait, no!
No!
No!
This is your closest left us to die.
Don't worry, I-
He's so racist at faking, John.
Thank you.
Gimme, don't worry, he'll be back soon.
Oh yeah.
I asked you how he had them. I got a nice place in there. Dude. I got down and dirty
You think I killed three PRC's I read
I killed one should have killed two I was robbed hit him ten times by the way
They make five five a one, but I guess you must have level six plate
Well, I did have a six planes with that. Yeah, that'll stop me five of me one pretty easily
How long do football games last is it's like two hours right two hours?
Two hours and some change wait, okay
What if one of the teams starts dominating then he has to come back it because then he already knows the game plan you're done
What well the timer still goes at the same late
Well, yeah, but if it's 50 to zero, you know, you already know who one is no point watch it
You mean? Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah
exactly exactly like sure I mean if you have a parlay that says you know Terrell
Williams or whatever will score 20 touchdowns and do a dance
terrow Williams terrow terrow terrow purel purel hand to the tiger
Williams not really confused with Terrell Owens
Terrell Owens? Yes exactly exactly see that would that be that'd be bad to put
Probably on that guy because he's playing anymore. Yeah, he gave up. It was too hard for him
That's why he's never gonna make it. He's never gonna make it
I mean he would have been a star if he didn't if he just didn't give up
That's what everybody says about terrell terrell Owens
Owens, yeah, and that's what he says. That's what he says
Yeah, you know I actually one time beat terrell Owens in a in an arm wrestling match
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Really? Yes. Yes
Surprises me. Yes. I yes, I hopped off my private yacht and got into my Bugatti, which was oddly odd
I drove the buddy off the odd. I dapped up Will Smith
Okay, he said don't you talk about my wife?
And then I drove over to where Tyrell Owens was and he said arm wrestling me
And I said sir, I don't have any arms. I gotta use my cock and he said
all's fair and loving more and boom
I slapped his hand down won the arm wrestling competition and then like and then like like
So people start taking pictures those confetti those like those like three pictures
Yeah, it was a big night. It was a big night and then my helicopter came and picked me up
And I flew I flew up and I'd let it on the moon and that's and then that's where and then
Well, I don't spoil it, but that's where it got really crazy. That's where it got really crazy. That's we got really crazy
That's a hell of a tale.
Yes, yes, yes it is, yes it is.
No that's right.
Oh god, just give me a decent taste for a moment here.
Elon Musk was standing up on the moon, he said welcome to the moon.
I said thank you, I'm glad to be here on the moon, I've always wanted to go to the
moon.
You like the right thing to say?
Well, you know what, I've never been here on the moon so it was very, I was startled.
I was very startled.
I was very startled.
I was very startled.
Oh, you weren't expecting anybody to be there?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Uh, side note, just, you know, uh, so this quest to actually unlock labs, what's that
quest called?
You have to go-
I need to play something?
No, you have to go to three places.
You have to go to the server room.
You have to go to the manager's room.
And then, where's the third place, guys?
There's one more place.
I just need to go there.
I don't need to have planned anything yeah, and I think it saves to look at the you get two of them
You still have one left. You might have a couple of gone. Oh
Yeah, the tunnel the sewer tunnels the third spot
Tell you how many I've done
Let me see here. What's you know what that's called to learn. It's a main story quest. Oh main story to
Not none of them
Interacts us to the labs search the top management offices locate the escape path through the drainage system
You haven't even been in the server yet?
I definitely have, so it's gotta be an all-in-one situation.
Mmm.
Because I've also insured access to the lab, obviously.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Seeing as I was just there.
Well, I can sure access to the lab means you complete the quest.
Mmm.
So you insure access to the labs, which we don't have right now.
Do I?
Come on.
This is the one where we go back to the labs, and without closely holding
us back, we'll go.
We'll complete the quest easily.
Okay, alright.
Alright, alright.
Okay, alright, alright.
I said, you can just grab a tasteful of the bag.
Nothing.
Nothing, Garrosh, just a tasteful of the bag.
What about landmark?
I don't, well, I would see, let's play with landmark, but I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna outside him.
I mean he's gonna be trying his hardest. He's gonna be trying his hardest to get kills and
You be lining up a shot and boom here comes the bungalow around the mountain kills like seven guys
Makes it look bad on uh, you know in front of all his friends, uh, it'll embarrass him and
Is he
He doesn't strike me as an overly sensitive guy. Maybe but you probably know him better than me. Yeah. Yeah, you know
Oh yeah, he's very sensitive about that kind of stuff.
Very sensitive.
He's got a soft heart.
They're calling him the Miskip of Tarkov, but not for the reasons, not for some reason,
just for other reasons.
I don't get that one.
I don't know that.
Wow.
Just forget it.
It's like I do recognize that name though, but I can't put a face to it.
Uh, let's ride!
quickly quickly quickly let's give it quick let's go quickly quickly quickly
hey great haste he's supposed to give it time is of the essence time is of the
essence
Oh
God that's always a
It's unsettling nerve-wracking run unsettling us
Oh, this isn't it for a bubble fog. It's a wicked bag. Good. Ah, man
And me stick club face. Oh, this is a wicked bag. Good. Ah, man
I just checked my thing
So we should we interact no, no, no, no, just shoot
Go away
Go away and we'll go into the lounge and then you can go to labs
All right
You just go away on the first go away
okay all right you stay back buddy no you ain't pussy no you ain't great doing
shit you're not doing shit buddy you're not doing shit it's a shotgun you're not
doing shit
He is sneaky
Booooom
That guy had a shock
Yeah there we go boys
Too easy, too easy
Outsmart them, outmaneuver them
Outtechnique them
The stratagem of ours was far superior to his
in every way conceivable
oh absolutely
You know what? I just realized
I forgot to take that pill that makes me smarter
than I bought off Amazon for $20
Oh my god. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I gotta I gotta I'm gonna get way smarter. I'm gonna be ten times as smart yet, right?
This oh my god
Holy crap, dude taking non FDA approved drugs with that. I can't read the label on that at $20 on Amazon
It's like my thing. It's like it's like you're raw. You bet you love gas station
I'll buy a pack of those rhino pills and just take like four of them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
hmm
Oh, I can feel my brain. Give me
Already already already
Holy crap
I need to get one of those I still I need to get my I need to pick myself up some
Some brain pills some BPs. Yeah, so they call it BP per peanut. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly nuts
Yeah, I'll take I already feel smarter. Go ahead. You need two numbers
17 and 47
Uh-oh, Dr. Disrespect's last relationship.
Alright, let's ride!
I
Know what's going on Twitter do it's worth it
It's our they're already there the clip has been flipped they're downloading now processes
I
Was the word I'm looking for
Recreational recreational
Rec racer alluding. We gotta find that key. I know I know it
Forget all the spawns. Yeah, I don't see any either. I leave you to the first room
You would take the first one to the first room. Oh
It can't be in there
I oh do I did take under the white book you take that I'll check that
It's gotta be I don't give me one of these things to it was not in there
Where is it? I thought he's got to be under the white boy. Is it there?
We'll see it. I don't see nothing. It's a hundred percent spawn right? A hundred percent spot. I don't see it though
We'll see it either says very suspicious the highly suspicious. Yeah, are we missing a spot? Oh wait the chair right by the door
No, it's on the chair inside over the corner. It's not the front by the binders. I don't see anywhere
What the freaking heck is going on here? It's on the triangle. I think I check the cup. I think oh wait you got something
Guy by the door. No, I don't think it can be on the guy by the door. I've never seen it then
I've I've found this here like a hundred twenty times
What yellow hazard suit I checked that I checked that
This displeases me I'm displeased a little proper toilet I'll take this back, right?
Well, what's up, Mr. Blitz? Hey, come on. What?
It's gotta be in the first room
Whiteboard in the back room. I've already done that. Where is it?
I don't understand. Is that you coming in?
You know the hell is this thing?
I'm so confused.
Backroom, left table? I feel like we're very serious, haven't we?
I looked back there, but
I'll try it again.
This is a brain teaser. This is a brain teaser.
I'm thinking too, I'm thinking too. Everybody tell me you have it.
I don't have it.
Are you sure you don't have it?
am sure that I don't have it that's something I would remember I've reached
the electrical box I don't understand me I will say one guy did say something
earlier that I I have also done I one time found it in the locked the new
locked black room but I feel like that doesn't include the spawn I think
I think that's just an extra bonus.
Oh, is this a splint?
Yeah.
Let me get up on this here table.
Let me really take a gander.
Back in between the pipes
and the hallway.
Between what pipes?
That one.
I don't understand
how we missed this.
I'm saying every spot
it could possibly be.
I
Microscope we went to microscope
That's like over here right I checked that right yeah, I this one right well
I use what's bought right here in this in this you see right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's usually I think it has spawned here before too
It'll be anywhere else other than behind the binders in the first room
Maybe he's in like a nook or maybe like a cranny. Oh, I've been checking the nooks
I've been checking the crannies at all. Yeah, we should check the we should probably check the crannies
I usually check the crannies you
But
I'll you're here. I need screaming the new black room
Dude, I swear hundred percent spawns in this game are not a hundred percent spawns
You
Passed a hundred times hazmat suit front left it's way out here. Oh
Shit I found it. Oh, it wasn't a hazmat guy. Well, I didn't know I could even spawn here. It's right here on this in this guy's hand
Well, all's well that ends well all's well that ends well I was trying to get rich
Don't try to get rich.
Oh.
Oh.
Two teapots.
I'm a little teapot.
Short and stout.
Here is my handle.
Here is my spout.
Oh, I'll take this.
I'll take that.
There was nothing even eating here worth doing all that.
This has been a waste of time.
We're wasting time!
Manus, this is Manus.
We gotta move!
He's believing what Ludigo did now.
Did you go back to the stairs?
I'm gonna go to the blue.
Go to the blue.
He's believing what Ludigo did.
I'm gonna go to the blue.
I'm gonna go to the blue.
I'm gonna go to the blue.
I wish I was green. I'm green now. I'm kind of fire up the lamp and had a genie and he turned me green based on my wish.
is that true it's very true it happened to me in the summer of 1972 I was walking
through my farm I used to own a farm I was taking care of the pigs and the
sheep mm-hmm and I found a lamp at one of the pigs buttholes don't ask me what
I was looking I was oh and it was cleaning it out it's clean
preparation and I found a lamp so I rubbed I rubbed I rubbed it one out
And then I got back to work saying couldn't figure out what to do with the lamp and then I rubbed the lamp as well and a
Genie popped out and he said I'll grant you three wishes. The first one was can I be green?
the second wish
was
World hunger to be doubled
And the third was ooh, is that an accident? It was an accident
It was an accident your face
I wanted I wanted to get double the wishes
And I wanted to cure world hunger, but I actually slip the tongue mixed the two
Yeah, it was an accident it was an accident and then and then I used the third wish to go to go back in time before I
Wish the second wish all basically I only got one way and I just turned
Highly into yes, thank you
Did you go all the way down I see
Okay, there's somebody I don't know where you are, but I'm above you
Shit there's somebody at the other opposite into the home. Yeah, I'm always at the opposite end, but other route on the floor
But you
Server room server room, I think
I don't see him anymore though
Passing green wanna go down the stairs
Oh
On my floor
Okay, I'm on your floor in the stairs
I'm in the middle of the hallway and towards you
You're sure I see it's you I see this might be swimming black. Can you shoot those explosives so we can we can beat him both of them?
Nothing
Or maybe they're just hold oh
I know this fool.
Wait, are you into the other end now?
Is it the other end?
Grenade, grenade!
There might be two, there might be two.
Together.
There's only 200 percent.
I'm in the bathrooms, I'm in the bathrooms.
Take a poopy, take a poopy.
Taking poopy?
Show me another grave, you give a...
I don't know what this is.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
He's expressing himself.
He's expressing himself.
We told them that we hear them and we love them.
We support them.
Are you sure? Because I don't want them to know where I am.
That's good to say.
What? But I'm trapped.
I've got your door, I've got your door.
Well, he's turning my AC off.
That was my finger.
Thank you for your service.
I don't want to get back to the long.
It's just...
Is that what I said to say?
Please move along.
I was with all these grenades.
I was with all these grenades.
They're all going to the same spot.
What are they doing over there?
I don't know.
What if they were in the military?
Well, it's sort of confusing.
What is with all these grenades?
You cut that out!
It's a leaving they left you go to a parking for me for me for me to go to parking
This is the left lesson we're running parallel to the main room left
Go go go
I
Called me skibbick. I was up the essence
He's moving three. Why is it one to the other lines?
Didn't happen last time either. I know I like it. It's nice
You didn't move it with the patch. Oh
I would love that because I feel like that shit ruins this man
Do what over there is open?
I don't know where they're at now. Where could they have gone if they went right out that hallway?
You could have only gone this way right?
They could have gone anywhere, peanut. They could have gone literally anywhere.
Where'd they go?
They could have backtracked again.
They could have done a double backtrack.
A double backtrack?
I see I see something I see them foreign dark offices. I saw them. Oh
Okay, you might be back to visit
That door is open right there
Where the hell do these cool again Joe
Yeah, I see them that might be my division. I don't know so much in the middle right here
That's my division. That's my division. I think I think you're right. I can't shoot that window
What the hell is going on around here?
You shooting whoo. Yeah, that's me shooting. They're up there. That's black division. All right
100% they're pushing they're pushing me
nice nice nice
i might stop just like
other word
i
He's busting! He's busting!
I don't hear anymore. Do you hear anymore?
No, no, no.
I've got the next ammo. Oh my god.
Chase me, but they didn't chase me.
Oooh.
I'll do that so I can talk to the next one.
Do they go first floor?
Yeah, they went first floor. The two I killed were first floor.
Okay.
I'm leaving.
Moving back up. Moving back up.
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
is that you jumpin yes we see you left outside the door
I said I try to look this guy for his 556 will be to a boss to watch
just quick just quick you never heard anyone there was three at least though I
saw I know I saw three that you I you know that 556 is a 556 I'm screwed I'm
I
Want to push up push up one push out this needle to okay. Yeah, was that exposed behind us. I didn't hear that
Wait, I'm gonna kill three this guy's dead right here
I go three I go three I go three
Oh, here we go. He's a five-hour six. I got some I got some score beautiful beautiful
We're cooking! We're cooking! We are! We are dialed gimmick! We are dialed!
We're like GMT and stick up in here! You see them there?
You see that little bait boy strategy?
They ran right into our trap.
Oh, the police plan perfectly answered.
Those TV stars, TV stars.
Beautiful. This guy's got an ump. What a joy.
Oh, fantastic. Top five weapons in the game.
Top five weapons in the game.
Oh, excellent, excellent.
I probably just hit just shut an IPA just keeping you informed close. Oh, that's fantastic
Oh my you're probably hit we should run a lab so you can celebrate
I
Found the player
Thank you, sir
Watch I'm taking I cannot believe that I cannot believe that just happened. I cannot believe that just happened
I cannot believe that just happened. Oh, you got me down
Dying while seeing I would do that. I would never do that to you. I would never get you
That was an unethical kill.
That was an unethical kill.
That was an unethical kill.
That was an unethical kill.
Oh my god.
Listen, you have to get my goodies.
Not for my sake, but for your sake.
They're the best of the game.
Of course. Of course.
If you wanted to give me a little bit back...
If you wanted to give me a little bit back...
I need to get out of here because I am hungry wasn't there two of them
I mean I was right this might be one of the last
especially you're the best if I put today time to relax
it was happy birthday Mr. Rhino which would have been bad to collect
if it is going to be very quick very tasteful you think you could say
And Mr. Unnoddy, but we're gonna get some Wicked Man, good old man!
I know it's you, Mr. Batman.
And Mr. Exalted, but we're gonna get some Wicked Man, good old man!
Thank you, my boys. Appreciate you, my boys.
You played War Rocks tomorrow? Yes!
This guy didn't have much.
I can't believe I decided that.
Oh my god, it was literally in the one time in the last 20 minutes straight that I wasn't absolutely dialed in.
I've been down in this whole raid the the literal five second period that I'm not down. I died. Oh
That is tough. Oh my goodness
That is tough
You suck, but I love you and grab a little bit of this which can grab your night. It's only Thomas two four six five
Reloading war dogs
Well, you know, if I had to preload...
I don't know if anybody has to preload War Dogs unless you're living like Alaska or something.
I mean, as long as you have an SSD Gen 4, which is super, super common...
Not here.
And you have one gig up, one gig down, which is incredibly common.
Oh, nice and laggy.
Oh, nice and laggy.
You've been down both 80 games for like 20 minutes from here.
The cookies we got from here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should I...
Why is the button up top?
it's your ride or you can take the you can take the sewer that way you can get
your question we should run back and you were just
going to managers in the middle and they go sewer to leave that'll do all
three go back to the middle of that room you don't touch the front desk
you see that big glass box in the middle of the room you said you go touch the
that's the back
What do you got one big down is not common? Well, yeah, well, that's okay. You know, I mean in America
They're not British where you don't even have a seed technology yet
And as long as you're not like Alaska or Hawaii in America that yes, it is pretty damn common
It is pretty damn common. Okay
Okay?
Objective completed.
Still not common?
I bet you.
Don't be giving back me up on this.
If you don't, as long as you live in America
and you aren't in Alaska or Hawaii,
one gig up, one gig down is very common.
Back me up on this.
Yup, 100%.
Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Wouldn't say it's, you know, it's not everywhere,
but it's common enough.
I'd say it's very common.
Yo you know what?
Oh, Google it.
Oh, we, we, we, we, why Google it when I can waste water?
Hold on, I'll just have to be a kid.
Oh my god.
Wait, where's the closest elevator?
I'm just getting out of here because I got 10 food.
Wait, it goes straight and then go through that hanger?
You said to go back here?
No, go behind you, the right, down the stairs.
Honestly, just go right again.
And go up the stairs right there, the stairs right there.
Go into the door in front of you and then take a right immediately.
And take a left.
That's your left immediately when you get down the stairs. Oh
Like circle no no no no no left
There we get the take a right at the end of that or in the middle and jump down the hole down the hole
That's right. Yes. Yes. How common is one?
dig up and
one dig down
upload and download speed in
America
Give me a percent of households
That have at least
Oh, let's take a little look. Let's take a little peep
Oh
Look at that 100% of households
Look at that 100% of households have one gig up and one gig down what did I say what did I say I mean guys
When will you guys stop doubting me? I'm telling you I know what I'm talking about. I know what I'm talking about
exactly true
Specifically
That's what's had to be decent hundred percent hundred percent
I guess I should be happy. I just got a major up
Now theoretically if I was wrong, which I'm not and this is in a theoretical land
In the 1800s not now the 1800s
Tadgy BT says 10 to 15 percent of households in America have one gigabyte
in the 18
Okay, it's what on the bottom and mm-hmm now it's what I'm said. Wait. Did you not wait? Oh wait, we should have said you to the sewer
Hmm. I had zero food. This was right next to you
Well
Well
Let's see if we have to do it in one rate. Let's do it. I will say that it does say 60% of us households can now get fiber
driver. No, well, not mine. Not mine. That's okay. It's not okay. I'm not okay. All right.
I got your gun. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. The internet up
up and down, sometimes isn't like a money thing.
Like I have, listen, listen, I have my mom.
She, and I don't want to insult her anything.
But she has been holding on to this phone plan
that she's had for like 20 fucking years.
And she's like, oh dude, I don't want to switch
to the new phone plan because it saves you so much money.
It saves you so, because I'm grandfathered in.
And I'll go look at the price of unlimited data,
unlimited text, unlimited phone calling.
It's cheaper than what she's got.
And I try to tell her, she's like,
no, we're grandfathered in.
We can't, no, we're saving so much money.
We're grandfathered into this plan that I got 20 years ago.
And I'm like, look at the price.
It says it right there on the screen
that's unlimited for less money.
So if I help some people.
It doesn't believe me.
It doesn't believe me.
This can't help some people.
It doesn't, yeah.
It doesn't believe me.
It doesn't believe me.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Relatable.
I'm unlimited, but there's just li-
I'm unlimited with limited options.
You see? Mm-hmm. Of course. Of course. Of course.
Did you happen to get my Type 20 out, by the way?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I got it.
Ooh, do you want if I just take a quick peek at that?
As well, you'll see one last goodbye.
I got, uh, three mags and 22 extra inmate 55A1,
and I got your night vision, but not your helmet.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Okay.
Oh
Okay, I just texted close to you that the game's basically over he has to hop I got
Wait, we uh, we won't wait. What was it? Oh, yeah night vision. I need I need a helmet buddy. Oh, no
Yeah, I did not get your headset. I got your night vision three extra mags 22 extra ammo and your gun
Okay, a little rig that I just put it all in that you don't have is the rig armored
No, no, no. I just got the CSA so I can not throw individual bullets on the ground.
I'll just read my own package if you...
I'll bring an armor rig and just take off...
Take it off of that rig.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, after this raid, we go... we go do...
I see you do a couple ragman quests so I can stop wearing poop armor.
Okay? Is that cool?
Sounds great.
Oh, you should watch your...
Sounds great.
All right, I'm ready to...
I
Let's ride
Poop armor is the meta you I do remember back in the day when you would wear armor on purpose
Because everybody was running really good ammo and the ammo would just go through your body and not hit you
Remember that I do remember that
And I think that's actually how it works in real life
I think if somebody shoots you with a with a with a Barrett 50 cow armor piercing rounds
I think you'll just go in your body slide through it and go out the other end
And it's so quick and so pointy that your skin will actually close up and it'll just be a pin-sized needle lap
Armour perishing is less flesh damage also
I think in real life people every fight you get into isn't running the best ammo in the world
to to to to to to to to to to.
Yeah, that's it.
That's no one like if everybody was like special forces,
everybody was Navy SEALs.
That's what that's what this game is.
Yeah, I did.
It must suck to be any other country.
I imagine going into battle and you got you got guys over there.
They've got tech that, that, that you pray to your God for.
I mean, you know, talking about you got lasers.
They could destroy your house from fucking space.
They could turn...
You send one of your technologies, one of your military technologies over there and they think the gods are angry at them.
You talking about?
Well that's why there's so... that's why, you know, a lot of these countries we've been doing that to for a number of years are not very happy.
No, I wouldn't be very happy either, no, I wouldn't be very happy either, no, but that...
Besides the fact that we are we fucking word. We got tons of cool shit. We got tons of cool shit
We got if anybody else starts getting cool shit
You're going
We can only have the cool shit damn right only we get cool shit
We get the coolest and we got like we got like teleporters and shit and no one else can teleport is only we can
teleporters. Everyone else can fucking walk. Everyone else can walk. Maybe time to time to
you know they can give you a piece of our mind though. Well yeah we'll see if a
strongly wear leather, leather but you know if you try to watch teleporters you
know maybe they can have a couple teleporters but no one else can
teleporters. No one else can school stuff. That's right. That's right. And
damn right it is. Damn right. Damn right. And we simply you know and I want to
be able to know that we could go take it from time to time. We just are really
He's like, let's ride!
I
Already said just running nearby running nearby getting pushed we're getting pushed. You serious where I
Don't know maybe that was offices. I heard it was close to here
You hear that trampling around
Either trip or run.
SHOCK IT ON!
GIMME SHOCK IT UP!
GO GO GO GO GO GO!
God damn!
Oh shit!
There he is!
I thought he could sneak up on us!
Goodbye!
Getcha out!
You should die here, Tagalog!
Move, move, move, move! Go, go, go!
He's like, quick!
He's like, he's like...
Go, go, go!
Exhilarating, exhilarating.
Exhilarating, exhilarating.
Say, if you didn't have a labs card and I activated the transit, does that mean you have to die?
Well, that just means I don't get to go with you and I stay here, but I can't
leave without you.
What?
Yeah, I think, right?
You can't leave?
No, I think once when one person admins and trades it, their whole team has to either
be in it or dead.
Oh, really?
I thought.
I didn't know that.
I just didn't know that I'm here and that I would have to die you can leave your transit everyone has to go
Oh, no, I know I'm like pretty sure no cuz I remember I I remember ample times where I like I be with two other guys
One of them would act with a treasure. I have to the treasure
We'd like hurry up. I'd be the transit and then they wouldn't have to be the changing fast stuff
So the timer would be set
Yeah, no, I think you either have to leave or not
Oh, yeah, yeah, do you know why the peanut is a very brave creature to dudes to dudes
Close you should be screaming that bomb. Yeah, that's what I said. I said get on yeah
Get on that's what I say. He's watching an NFL game. Oh, I can't believe he's watching the Miami
That's what I said. That's what I said.
That's what I said. You're not even allowed to talk to dolphins. It's illegal.
Is it?
Yes. Uh-oh. Yes.
What did you do last week, gimmick?
Well, let's just say Jeremy's not going to be happy. I'm going to tell him I can't talk to him.
You have to break it off. You have to break it off.
So the relationship cannot continue.
Pack it a little bit of packet
Win jumble win jumble
There was for the NFL game show what I'm hoping is that one team blows out the other team and the coaches gets on in ten minutes
Hopefully one of those teams sons the question is why is he watching the love of the game one of those teams for
Has he got a bunch of bets you might have a bunch of bags in which case winning being blown out might not matter
Do you know those teams suck ass?
Where is everybody?
Oh, god.
There's a couple little fish.
We don't need him.
He's but a foul creature.
A foul creature.
He's foul.
He's foul, little bird.
Ka-ka!
Ka-ka-ka!
Did you try to get the red?
You got it, let's do it.
I'll be there, man.
I
So all right
I have my AC on if I turn it off I start sweating like a swamp creature
All right, like a raisin like that guy from
uh that indiana jones movie that you gets his face melted that's what i have for me if i spend
five minutes without my acai oh oh oh oh i hear somebody oh i just heard a gentle footstep just a
single footstep single solitary gently with supple bell in the supple supple it wasn't simple
It wasn't simple. It was highly complex.
What do you think we do about that?
Probably take their life.
Take their life?
Take their life before they even expect it.
Desecrate their body?
Exactly. We take their life essence.
We suck it in.
We suck it in. We make it part of our life essence.
Double the power go it into it tuna tuna tuna growl
Yeah, too much
I feel like I'm hurry. I hear me a slight footstep as well. I hear that too. I heard that he heard that it too. Yeah
Yeah, oh there
I hear by him
Use up or no. Yeah, that's me. That's me. I need to blow us off the stairs the red stairs
Yep, yep, you they come in the cup. Yeah
Stay back demon! Stay back!
He's blushing again, he's blushing.
What do we do? Should we take this moment until he sees fire? Should we do something?
What do we do? What do we do?
I don't know, I hit one, he's probably here.
There is only one. Is there more than one?
I don't know, I only saw one. He's got no helmet on.
Go away go away come again another day
You just jump all this guy's a peeker. He's a jiggle peeker call of duty
Hello go away go away now before things get ugly
The...
Go away!
Yeah, these clothes are to-
No!
Get out of here!
Oh.
Alright, fine.
I will oblige a knife fight if you incest.
Rip it out!
come on in give it to come on it he's fine he's he's been lobotomized he
doesn't even know what he's looking at he's just standing on the wall come on
come here come on come on come on it's misinformation what don't close the door
by the way don't close the door guys who's doing okay cool it come on my
game bugging my game bugging oh are you sure you want to do this time it
could end ugly all right fine I hit black and got two rollers oh heaven's
okay three oh oh one oh wait oh god go
It's so hard that the lights turned down.
Too easy, too easy.
Good work boys, good work.
Back to what? Back to doing what I love.
Back to business, back to business.
Back to doing what I love.
Back to business, back to business.
Back to the grind boys.
Plus 100 aura.
I just need some serious work, Mr. Gimmick.
Oh, what are we running?
What are we running right here, Mods?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, does that mean the guy's right below us?
Because that's where you turn the lights off, right?
I have no idea.
Is that it right there?
No, no, no, the lights are directly, boys.
Look what I'm aiming.
That's where you turn the lights off right there.
Oh.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We should have done that.
We've never been in the lights, man.
Oh, yeah, the lights, man.
I
Should move out search and kill him anything. Let's do that. Let's do it. Give him a piece of our mind
Right on the right
This is
Right here
The lights are literally right behind this wall, that's where you turn off, right behind this wall.
Mm-hmm.
Locking.
Sure, we don't want to hurt you, we just want to talk!
Come on with your hand jump!
We may let you keep your life.
Here, here, here.
Surely he's left.
You think so? Are you-
Surely he's not just sitting there.
What are you going?
Like a cooked duck.
A cooked duck? No, a cooked duck does not move often.
I actually sat one day and stared at a cooked duck for 8 to 12 hours.
See if it would move. It wouldn't.
No, I could have told you you should have called me.
Is this the room right here?
This is the room. Yeah, this is the room we usually have.
That's the control box right here. That's why you see it?
It was right here. We were finding clues. It was right here.
Is who he was?
Oh, there's a smell.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Smells like cinnamon cigurillos.
Sounds like...
Malboro Reds and Miller Lights.
And a hint of Vaseline.
Ooh.
Oh, dirty dog.
Also, whatever we do, I gotta extract sewers.
And then I... then we don't have to do the factory anymore.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay.
Come on, Mr. Goodman. We can make these.
We only hate yellow room.
Do a certain dominant type of one on the map.
Right sounds good
He says his bag was under violent we appeal you that gentlemen came in
And said his bag was under violent
Is your truth or liar your truth or lying?
I don't know. Oh wait hold on there's nothing in there please close that.
Oh it's just 71 dollars!
We were under-violent.
He's a liar he's no truth there.
He's no truth there at all.
We're under-violent now.
Usually that's a compliment but...
Oh.
Oh here it is.
Oh I've got it, I've got it here.
He's a truthy, he's a truthy, he's a truthy.
No, it's right here. It's right here.
That's not it. That's not it.
Oh!
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, thank you, good- just thank you, good-
Oh, what a generous man!
What a generous man!
Oh, good tidings to you and all of your friends.
I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
the tidings to you and all of your friends.
I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Happy new year.
Happy new year.
Was it making good sure?
That time already.
That time already.
Just a quick peep.
You can take a quick peep in here.
Oh my God, dude.
I have a night.
Is the night scare you?
It doesn't scare me.
It just pleases me.
Oh, God.
You're not being so discreet.
I'm thinking with the light that you should light.
The yellow's already open.
The yellow's already open.
The yellow's already open.
The yellow's already open.
The yellow's already open.
The yellow's already open.
The yellows are open
What if we found black division just a nice and supple you turn the power back on that would be no
I don't I wish they would I wish it would let you know
instant
Continuous battle of clear the light on and off
Was that a real guy that was a real guy just to me just you sort of
It was of no concern like with no reaction like work. No reaction like work. No reaction no reaction for me
He does not prompt a reaction for me that is because it was so easy. It was so trivial. It was so trivial
It was like what no reaction like work. No reaction. He had a pack on yes
He did have a pack on was not not a hard time
That guy's butt's gotta be full a hundred percent hundred percent. He is packing his buttholes
Apparently you can tell which button they pushed based on what the lady said.
Does anybody know what button that is?
Uh, that was me that pushed the button.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
That was me.
No, we don't know what was it!
We don't know what was it!
Did you see the elevator?
Got what we were?
Got what we were!
Wait, now that I think about that elevator or that button that you hit, it silences
all buttons.
It doesn't make a sound.
It did.
It said turn off announcements.
Exactly!
Did you see that?
It silences all buttons. It doesn't make a sound.
It did. It said turn off announcements.
Exactly.
Please don't make a sound.
I am coming in.
Stop it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, she's right.
He's got him on this ship.
He's gone forever.
The timing is crazy.
He's gone forever?
You killed the guy and the lights went out.
I hit the off button and the announcement happened.
Oh.
This is some spooky about that.
Something's all-miss is going on.
Oh.
Talk to gravity.
We need to go and talk to my grandma.
She'll know what to do. She always knows what to do.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
I got, like, no...
Let's see. Maybe this pack of guy had some special skills.
I already took all that guy's shit.
Let's go residence with me. Come on, boss. Come on, boss.
I'm going through the hangar.
We have to attract sewers.
Of course. Of course. Good job.
I'll consider that a great success.
Oh, great success, great success.
Oh, is that a real fly side?
Fly side says a little much.
Well, uh, no.
Yeah, oh, you mean that.
Oh, are you using an infrared?
I'm using an infrared.
Oh, that's smart.
That's your technology.
That's smart.
That's your technology.
Only us nightmares can wear it.
That's why that guy couldn't see me.
She couldn't see me.
I can only sell those.
If you know they're good, they're good.
Very good.
I'm a chunky monkey.
I'm on the move.
I'm on the move.
Jim Beemsworth's already been here.
Is it open?
Oh, those thieves.
Those thieves and the thieves.
They took all the, they took all the goodies.
I think I, I apparently have an infrared in my bag.
I'm gonna switch it out real quick.
Wait, do we have blue and green then?
Like I said, he already had black.
We pop a loosey-doosy.
Hold on.
We do a quick loosey-doosy.
Loosey-doosy.
Loosey-doosy, loosy-doosy.
Locking.
You do a quick peep-a-blu.
Quick peep, quick peep.
Um, I I must see anything boss. Oh, it's worth opening these was to be on that table right there
Let's move to black. Yeah, yeah
We're all the black division act
Very quiet was ominously quiet
I
on this
Highly on the red is a lot better than my infrared mine for the little teeny guy
Yeah, this is a really good if ready any weenie. Oh, yeah, I'm opening up black
You coming come inside black with me
Like there's a joke there is can't find it I
Am oh, I wait. I feel like I hear something. There's no joke. I just I'm just going in the black room
I want you to come in the black room with me. Yeah, no, I told you I couldn't find
You see you heard something much
Maybe I'm just stupid. Oh, yeah, you go ahead. Just yeah, no you go ahead take that you open over whatever
You go ahead. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, you go ahead and just take that so big deal
Don't be doing this. Yeah, you go ahead just take yeah, you go ahead just take that. There's no big deal there
Happy to help. I've seen you how heavy you are. I'm happy to help carry whatever. Hey, whatever you need me to carry. Oh
Thank you so much
Not a problem. Oh, yeah, let's go get the sewer. Yeah
This is weird. I don't think we're getting black to be where's all the bike to visit that? I don't see what's going on
I didn't really hurt any shots.
Well, when we killed him, we killed like two.
Two?
And they were practically nude.
Yeah, they were the nude.
Some suspicious is going on.
Maybe everybody translated back to factory.
Why am I getting similar now?
Uh, hey. What do they do?
What did I do?
What did I drop?
Oh, I ate. I ate food and the MRE was with a lot of pounds.
Can you take a few questions before we leave?
Back to me to the water thing?
Okay...
Looks like it's done. How do you like to be the water thing?
Right here.
Where?
Where it used to be right here.
Oh, no, it's on the other side, sorry.
Oh
Okay
Get out of here, buddy get out of here. We're two highly trained warriors
I
Can't even see in that general direction
You shouldn't have to look here the other way is where you should be looking
The other way don't I have fought in your plans. I have fought in your plans now will again
Oh, how dare you?
How dare you?
Imagine, imagine if I can have this.
We're met.
Is he going to open up?
Is he going to, oh, no.
Do we need to hit this now?
I don't know.
It looks open to me.
Him by now.
Is it, do we not have this extract?
Maybe we just have to, we usually have to wait, but.
Oh, the water's draining.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're almost done.
The water looks pretty drained.
There we go.
I'm extracting cover here.
Oh, fantastic!
Here we go.
Excellent rain, boys.
Excellent rain.
We see?
We are killing it tonight, boss.
We are killing it.
We are cooking.
Usually we were the guys dying, but now we're charged.
Did you see how easily he killed those two fools?
Yeah, we, I like that, I like this, I like that.
You who would love to hear about this?
Colxy, let me call him.
Well, I killed three guys.
Wait, who was the first guy I killed?
Wait.
There was the guy, there's the guy that you knife fought.
There's the guy that you pushed on the stairs.
You killed someone before that?
Oh
Factory factory. Oh, that's where it is. That's where it is. That's right. Yeah, that's where it is watch. Oh, turn in your tour
So we got the Hoosie-doosie done
Mm-hmm. Oh, fine. That wasn't a super lucrative raid, but I got a couple goodies with a couple dollars
I got this stupid question. I didn't even realize that was what I need to do this whole time
I could have done that so many times. I need to talk to somebody
You can talk to me you can tell me anything therapist, right?
You can tell me anything watch I'll listen anything you tell me anything. I won't judge this
Relicent and we don't judge
We listen and we don't judge. Hello. My name is Peter and I and I how and I have a problem. I
Eat too many cheez-its
Die
There's a dick and then there's Satanism. That's not even
even that's not even stuff I know
somewhere you don't even deserve to be
alive in medieval Christian the game
oh god how do I turn it I'm addicted to
riding you as a cycles while singing
folktale songs I can't stop I can't
help myself it's just done oh I don't
to turn it in. It's just done. I can't stop. I can't hurt myself. Oh, you all right, buddy?
Riding unicycles and singing folk tale songs. Oh, kind of old timing. Okay, unexpected, but
surely you still have a good life. I have my one day trip. I haven't done it today.
Oh, you caught me. I did it today. Okay. I don't deserve a one day trip. I don't deserve
anything. The answer. I don't deserve to be alive. You know the answer. Let me give you
I'm gonna get a little bit of water
I see I sleep I sleep
Honestly, I don't know if I want to start so we go get the ragman questions. We go about the lads
What do you think I'm down for whatever I'm down for whatever we can just go straight to lads now
Well, let me oh wait wait wait wait, let me read you my quest. I could do okay
That's too many days. I can stash the contact choose a 60 47 to the just the Giselle's on interchange. I
Can locate the musician gathering spot on she to talk about I can mark the few takes on reserve
I can eliminate targets on streets in one ray blah blah blah blah blah. I could
Eliminate people see okay, that's 24 p.m. Season Labyrinth. That's not happening
Wow
That's that's a little crazy. I can find an electric drill and ray that's something
Well, that's easy electric drill. I bet you we can find it on labs. Here we go. We're
on labs. It's time to fucking up. It's only one hour. We've got three lab cards. Actually,
Bob, no, I have a pluses made under this Krusty Krabhap. I just don't like to take
How often so you can spend against jealous squidward and I are lovers
You are you a bunch?
We do and you know what
You
Mm-hmm, exactly
All right, let's do it. We wish we was quick scab to cool down or no
You should keep going while we're hot. I should keep going while we're hot
We would have got a sushi guy
let's do I
Saw cooking you right Monday's got no
misinformation Mondays misinformation Mondays
I'll start it off
Mm.
Mm.
Clogsy is not a racist.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's all mad in his face
when he hears that.
Well, mad in his face when he hears about that, guys.
Woo!
All right, I'll tell you what the next one is
for next misinformation Monday on Monday.
Oh, oh, he's gonna be pissed, he's gonna be pissed.
Oh, Mr. Jukebox, you're a beautiful boy,
good man, good, oh man!
That's a bang-a-song, that is a bang-a-song,
but there's no time, let's run!
I
The lights already have no pretty dark in here
With the kingdoms of labs with the kings of labs no one can do this. I feel like I hear something
Okay, hold on now I was on semi-auto for some damn reason
I was on semi-automated
Oh no! Oh no!
I was on semi-auto
Oh no!
When did I get on semi-auto?
Oh no! Oh God! What did I do to my boy?
What did I do to my boy?
Look! Give me quick up!
And my gun jammed
Give me quick up! Wake up!
Give me quick up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
There's no time for napping
Give me a quick up
I'm not semi-auto and my gun jams. What the hell? I thought we were the kings of labs
We are the kings of labs
The king should not have a gun jam
Should be illegal in this kingdom
Oh, where did he go?
Is she a ton of blood?
Is she a ton of blood?
I hit the shit out of him, dude.
I hit him a couple of times too, like in the cock and the arms.
I hit him a couple of times too, like in the cock and the arms.
There's plates in this fucking map, dude.
I'm just fucking shooting plates.
Oh, god!
Hey bitch boy!
Hey bitch boy!
Lock him.
Watch outside, gimmick.
Watch outside.
We got your pen and paper.
Hey you!
Hey you!
Hey you!
Hey you!
Hey you! Hey you! I'm talking to you pal!
Talking to you!
Stupid bitch.
AAAAAAAA!
There's one more, there's one more.
There's one more, there's one more.
Oh, gotcha little boyfriend.
No, no he doesn't!
He was trying his hardest and that's what matters asshole!
Can we go listen to him?
Listen to that man.
No listen to that man.
He's lying.
He's just jealous.
I'm so fucking scared right now.
Hard as a building
And it's gone
And it's gone
And it's gone
And it's gone
And everything I hold near is gone
everything I love is gone everybody has abandoned me and my will to live is gone
and it's gone Monday Mike I did 212 damage to him on semi-auto and then my
I can't. Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
I hate to see it.
You look, would you like to read off the number of hours?
It's Monday, my cash.
But we teach that three hundred ninety eight.
Why the number of hours?
Why the number of hours?
That's a lot of hours, Mr. Gimmick.
That's a lot of hours.
That's at least a full day.
That's at least a full day.
At least a full day.
You know what?
I'm reporting him for an offensive nickname.
Mike is not mundane.
Mike is not mundane.
Mike is extravagant.
He quit his job and started a noodle shop in downtown New
York because that's what he said he always wanted to do if only this is
Jinxie's dad well now reporting him for cheating. Jinxie's dad is
getting told. That's respect. That's really Jinxie's dad? Jinxie's dad just
tell you that you suck? I'm sure that was actually Jinxie's dad.
So yeah, 100% go trashing that KD means I need to retire to I would be too
certain about that boss I would be too certain whenever I see someone less than
500 hours on labs I go hold on now I go I go hold up wait a minute I go hold up
Wait a minute.
398 hours is like suspiciously low.
The only game ever made.
Where that's like a red flag.
Any other game you'd be like,
$400, damn, you really like this game,
play it for a long time.
$400 in this game.
You're a fucking cheater.
There ain't no way.
Everybody's gonna have at least
$5,000 or they're a cheater.
You don't need explanation.
Oh, my death was I've explained it already.
It was oh, yes.
You were that man, by the way.
Folly, what do you say?
He said you were really good.
Well, did you tell him that my gun was on semi auto?
My gun jam?
No, I said you tried your best and that's what matters.
You tried your best and that's what matters.
matters. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Appreciate that. Twenty thousand hours for me. Hey!
Oh, Joe. Get a job. Get a job and a couple friends.
That's the other side of the coin. That's the other side of the coin.
That's the other side of the coin. See, anyone under $500 is a cheater.
Guys with twenty thousand hours, see, that guy, that guy,
that guy should not be playing the game. That guy should be meeting new people.
Socializing, obtaining a hobby, enjoying the sunlight, maybe going on a hike, maybe picking
up a new skill, like knitting, or sewing, or, Mark, can I always, yeah, well it's time
for him to get 20 benches, it's time for him to get 20 benches, all right, it's time
for him to get 20 benches and a quick bath, all right, I'll even buy him a bath bomb,
You know what, wind landmark birthday.
Wind landmark birthday.
I'm gonna buy him a bath bomb.
I'm gonna get him a bath bomb
and a nice big Costco bottle of lotion
so he can really, really relax for a day.
Do you know what his birthday is, gimmick?
A landmark?
Oh yeah.
I got, I know landmark's birthday.
What if I said 35 K hours and how to wipe?
I'd say a similar thing that is happening to you.
As people that are lost in the desert and they see a giant trunk of water approaching them on the horizon
But it's not really there
I see you logging off the game after a 26 hour game sets and you turn around and it's a hologram of your wife
Only fabricated with your own mind you go hello wife with your eyes wide open
Bloodshot red and you go I was just getting off the game but in reality. There's been no one in your house
But you for 20 years
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what I'd say
Fair enough fair enough fair enough fair enough
fair enough
Actually, dude, I see 30. Okay ours is actually I don't honestly don't even believe that guy
I've never seen that if that is true that you know what those people they're just leaving the game on overnight so they can flex
It's like weird there's something going on like it's a source of pride
But they don't realize that it's actually having a reverse effect. I don't know if this game actually does have it
I don't know why games well, I
Why don't games just like if you're if your aunt came for an hour if you don't hit any buttons and just stops counting
You're just pretty good. Hey, I mean, it should
I mean, I'm with
Yes, the same hairline as LeBron is it what?
But, but, but, I just, LeBron have a good hairline or no?
Oh, he does now, I think. He got the little, he did a little trip to Turkey.
He, he got a Turkey's hair?
He got turkey feathers for hair, yeah.
Oh my God.
It's a rare condition, but sometimes you have turkey feather hair.
Oh.
And LeBron James now has turkey feathers for hair.
That's probably how he jumps so high.
He's got feathers he can basically fly.
He can he can kind of give his hangtons a little bit longer now just very perceptible my new play but it counts
exactly
Did you think what if you hold on what if you were like?
Think about this for a second
What if you were what if you were like a professional basketball player and you removed all your ribs like Michael Jackson's you can suck your own
Dick but instead of doing that you played basketball and then when someone tried to like block you you just you just bend in half
Like like one of those and break rubber juices where you squeeze them and it goes
And they can't even stop you because you just you you just got abandoned through the whole defensive line
And talk about I can't believe I can't believe nobody's thought of that amazing
Marilyn Manson, sorry not Michael Jackson
Marilyn it also he also didn't do that. That's like a wives tale
But Marilyn Manson is the one people say that about I do I don't see if you like that's not even worth it
You know what I mean?
I mean, if you're gonna remove rems to suck your own dick,
I feel like whenever you're doing that,
the sensation,
cause you know, like say if you touch your hands together.
Right, or you touch your left arm with your right hand.
It doesn't feel like someone's touching your left arm.
It just feels like you're touching your left arm.
If you're sucking your own shit,
it just doesn't feel like you're sucking some shit.
You're not even gonna like enjoy that.
You know, I'm just gonna go,
I'm gonna say something crazy.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I would say it's not worth it even if you don't have to remove your ribs.
I'm just gonna go out of the way and just say that it's debatable that it's an all-around
not worth the situation.
I certified not worth the situation.
If you're a straight, I mean maybe if you're a gay guy then it's like, I mean, you
can stay single forever and just, you just get.
I don't know if that really applies.
I'm not sure it applies to any sec,
sucking your own dick and drinking it is a unique,
unique and separate.
I don't think being gay has anything to do
with wanting to suck your own dick.
Like for instance, I'm not gay
and I don't look at my ass in the mirror and go,
damn, shawty, you come here often?
I feel like that doesn't make any sense.
You mean?
I don't, well.
What?
What?
What anything you want to tell us I've got a Bbl. I got it in Turkey. Have you tried have you tried to?
I heard all this from a friend you know
What this is all from no, I just this is from outside sources of course outside sources of course even doing yoga lately
Oh, so I'm a yoga master
Yoga master
I'm a yoga, but you're writing down writing down
Oh my god. Oh my god.
All right, you caught me. I've been shucking my shit dry.
Hey, I don't think even a little less. Well, a little.
Thank you for being supportive. Thank you for being supportive.
I removed all my ribs. I don't have any ribs anymore.
It was actually a lot easier because peanut ribs,
we have half as many ribs as everyone else.
It was only half the operation, which half the operation was actually quite simple.
Yeah, I feel.
You how am I out of helmets that work?
Yeah, before I got 20 helmets, but not a single one that works.
With night vision or like it covers the screen or something like that.
Are we going? Are we going back to?
Oh, see, we all we all we all.
Let's go do. Let's do our thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I just needed to know if I should be bringing night vision or not. Let's go do it. Let's ride
We check Mr. Ragnarrow
Anything peanuts down in this past is perfectly fine
It's right that they should have been touched
Everybody's different
Everybody's different
Yeah, I'll do all these quests are like kind of poo. I'm not gonna lie to you
I did the ones that are like basically impossible as you work the whole wipe to do it
You only once I've got your electric drill and oh you can mark something on reserve. I can do that
Oh, we get the marketer too. Let's do that. Yeah
Let's do it. Let's get let's do it. Oh
No, we don't why not no we're not doing it. We can't do we can't do it
We're not can't do it. Oh, no
we can't do it. We, why not? We won't. We're not going to do it. We can, but we won't.
Oh, we can't do it, but we won't do it. Oh, God. Let's do it. Oh, we are back, baby.
We are back. No. Which one is the Angel Reese? But we wouldn't. Jimmy, because the Angel
I'm the LeBron James.
What?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, well, if we're talking relative to the league,
they're an Angel Reese's wizard,
I think a pretty good player in the WNBA,
so I'll take it.
And LeBron James is old.
He's like not even the top 10 players anymore, so.
Yeah, Angel Reese is probably top 10 WNBA,
so what you're trying to say is I'm top 10
and you're sort of like a husband.
You really just turned that around on me.
I don't know what to say.
I think he got me.
I'll think of a comeback.
I'll think of a comeback in a second.
Let's ride.
I thought of like ten comebacks, but they all involve insulting women in general.
So I can't, I don't have any comebacks.
I don't have any comebacks at all.
I have one comeback that would work that doesn't involve insulting women in general,
and that's LeBron James would totally be Angel Reese in a basketball match.
100% you got a checkmate me by locking me behind any comebacks I can use
That's true. That's true. That's what we call a checkmate. That's a checkmate. That's a checkmate
checkmate
checkmate
Do you hear those hot?
I do
Those right on the uh, those are right on the
Right at the white
Right isn't that right on the mark room?
Maybe I thought it was one towards like the way you go when it goes wow
Wow, you might be right underground was little muffled
It was a little muffler. There's a muffled air about those shots. Oh, she has something peculiar about them
Made them sound it ineffective
You maybe mr. Groupers. He is here
Wouldn't mind
be careful there's always someone over here machinic keep your eyes peeled
Oh, that's gotta be on the hill.
Be careful, be careful.
I'm gonna clear this house until we know it's safe.
You see it?
I'm looking at the.
She was.
She not.
You know those shots were right there were they.
That could have been downstairs.
They might maybe they're on the ramp back up.
Per change for me.
See, I don't miss a good horse on the new lighthouse properties. Is he no longer here?
Go left for good luck left for good luck happen with Cocoa Chattie killed my mother
I'm gonna be very pissed out of like that
like a long just a little just a little
pretty goodies
oh give it gimmick gimmick gimmick
oh my god give it gimmick right now
get back oh my god please oh my god
give it gimmick gimmick gimmick
Please do a backpack, please.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Please, do a backpack.
There is a magazine case and two key cases.
Look at all these.
Are you see this?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What do I get for this?
What do I get for that?
Listen, I'll give you, listen, listen, listen, I'll give you
a Doc's case and you give me a backpack.
Do you?
What was that?
A Doc's case?
Oh, it's just a little man.
Oh, it's just a deal, deal, deal.
All right.
Fair deal, fair deal.
Oh, oh, oh.
You're good, man.
You're good, man.
Give me, oh, oh.
Just shoot, just shoot, just shoot.
back scoop back scoop
what is this rinky dinky poop backpack
that's what i got
that's what i got so
wait why can i pick up the magazine case
how big is the magazine case
uh two by three
why can't i pick it up
i can't pick it up either
i couldn't pick it up even when i had my uh
is that a glitch
oh it's bug
I mean where it's bugged you can't pick him up
That's not good well that solves your speech problem
My god, did they bought these rooms?
This is huge
Who's that
Was it a grenade grenade grenade, of course. No, you need to you need to you know just lucky
Do I bought a two key cases a
Doge case a yellow key card and a tissue tate and sgc would see what zero and an injector's case and injector's case
You won't have mercy about a bus. Oh
my
This is huge. This is massive
I bet you there's a Bitcoin under that magazine. I keep thinking. I keep thinking three four Bitcoin. Oh my god. How do we move it?
Offended so it goes away all magazine cases are stupid. Oh, yeah, I just made a microaggressive against you pussy. What are you gonna do about that?
No, no, no, no, no. I'm getting serious. No, I'm getting serious now. No, I'm getting serious now
Don't get serious. Hey, wait, wait, what if you put a magazine in it? Oh
Do you think I'm gonna bust? Oh
Okay, I think I think it's our our our we got our tips are our turmoil our tips are futile
I should be scared out of the ones tips our teacher turmoil
I'm turning my tips.
I'm turning my tip.
We've got tumultuous tips.
Wait, where are the two gas things?
I know one's that way, but I don't know where the first one is.
Uh, I don't know.
Where's the first gas stuff, guys?
Wait, oh, I know where it is.
Oh, keep it for me.
I don't know where your head's at.
Move, move, move!
You stay close.
You must stay close.
It is imperative that you stay close.
right behind you so he's running the open I did I did I think these are the
first gas tank and can't in tennis there's take kids all the other ones are
right I want to get too many Amazon smart pills all my words are getting
mixed up oh god oh god oh god faster than your man yeah my mouth is oh and
It's been there me
Oh God, I'm gonna be coming with a bomb with an egg lover. I'm gonna build an egg loon move an article an egg low
Jesus
Another one it'll balance it. I see him. Yeah, that's real player. He's yet. No, okay, please
Oh, that lucky bastard he peaked. It's the perfect time before we got here
You make you say I don't know no you're right between the two cable you beat that
Scam just staring right at me
He's just trying to read your mind
Where's this guy that's a rash?
He's over by the hill
Let him shoot him. We actually we shoot one bullet
Wait, why so that he comes to me?
We're shooting this guy peaks I can blow his face off. Oh my god
Oh that wasn't me.
Is that you the shot?
That was me, that was me.
Great, great!
Oh.
Oh god!
Is that you pushing?
Oh it's hot!
Got one, got one.
Good work, good work!
Come back, come back, let me see this guy's shot, let me see.
The guy's shot had a hat on.
Did you have a hat on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was him, that was him.
Oh thank goodness.
We're incredulous! Work, Mr. Gibby!
No, that was not the time for busting, that was the time for action, Mr. Gibby!
Do not come, do not come!
Are you having a push forward?
I'm gonna get a little loot.
You gonna get a little juice?
I'm just gonna get a little bit of loot here.
It's too fast, too fast, too fast, too fast.
It's too eventually.
Oh, wait. Did I just see more in cable-
Oh, person!
Come on, let me-
I
Did you see more keep it? I don't know my visions blurry. I could be seeing things. It's the glaucoma
With your eyes good for white suit you can start making rap music
That's gonna shoot me. Yeah, he's not easy. He's easier me. He's fine. He's gone
All right, I mean I've been I've been white night white night
I don't want to startle you. There's a chance that there are bad guys here. With guns.
Hello? Are you a real person?
Oh, where the hell is this guy?
Hello?
Sir?
Sir, are you... are you a Sympian? Do you have a consciousness?
Die!
I got one... give it to level 99, P.O.C. down.
down he was huge huge huge he whispered your name right before he died he goes
gimmick was my lover what that's fate that's the she's you making it up is he
made that up oh did you kill my wife okay well now I had another job to do
but now I can't do it cuz he's calling your wife I was gonna vigorously fuck
that guy's dead body but now now it would look a little odd
Check me you keep checking me you keep taking me with others on his hoop lock. Where are you gimmick?
I'm in the second floor of
White night. I'm a black night. I remember
Give me you don't have a white wife wake up you've been in the couple for four and a half years
Please this is your friend Eric Eric Duba top. Yes. You remember me remember we used to we used to hang out by the pond
I'm Eric Dubotov. Please don't put that on Twitter like it's a leak of my real name. It's Eric Dubotov
It's your friend. We were saying out by the pond if you know the ducks, please
Remember we used to we used to go by sitting together in the Rocky Mountains Eric
You hear me? You hear me? Wake up wake up your family misses you
Your mom already moved on
She says you're gonna be in the co-op forever
This is me
Can I just see you?
Jimbang spotted. This is me.
Yeah, I've already moved on to the gym building. Where you at, Mark? Where you at?
What are we doing here again?
I'm in a white night.
I gotta go back! I gotta go back! I gotta mark those tanks!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Is that you coming down that building?
It's Eric! It's Eric Dubahtoff over here!
It's Eric Dubahtoff! Eric Dubahtoff! Wake up!
Wake up you've been in a coma for four and a half years!
You're wanted for the murder of Madeline Kentucky.
You're wanted for questioning the investigation of the murder of Madeline Kentucky.
You need to wake up. This is FBI agent Derek Longcock.
Derek Derek long time. This is MPI agent Derek long cock. You're wanted in you're wanted in the MPI
You know where one of the in the in the murder investigation of Madeline, Kentucky
We were never able to question you because you went to the call
You move so much or not your luck. Yeah, it's all compliant. Oh, you can't you're saying that in your dream
We can't hear you see you see some deal. We're in the coma. You haven't walking
I don't know what's going on there no it's it's Eric and every it's Eric your friend and
there at the FBI agent oh you wanted the connection of several murders along the Mexican border
Oh
What did you do?
He's over here
I need to finish back in Max.
Stay close, stay close.
Stay close, stay close.
Oh, so, uh, that guy just used to love her.
That's the scab.
Oh, shit.
What?
Is this what I'm talking about?
No, it's not me.
He's over by the button that goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, god damn it.
Get out!
Scab, dad.
God of it!
Get out!
Scabby.
We are on fire today!
Too easy, too easy.
Get your ass back to the lobby, pussy.
Get your ass back to the lobby.
Start whipping up a new kid.
See if you're gonna need an armor and some helmet
and a little bit of ammo.
Are you ready, my guy?
That's a scav.
Wait, is this how I hear it?
No, no, no.
This is a player.
100%.
It might have been a player scav, but it was definitely a player.
100%.
We should have the nut sack on!
He's a brother.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
What was that?
Didn't I...
bag?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Get back, get back!
Someone's coming at me from down the road past the school.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, give it, give it, I can't do anything.
I'm trapped, I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
Where is he, where is he?
He's right down the road, he's right down the road,
right down the road.
I think that's the school, a queen.
He's right past queen.
Are you stopping from that building on the right, maybe?
He used to be right at me, right at me.
I'm getting with these on the roof he backed off he backed off
Was he in that building yeah using that building right across I had a shop up my fucking streams going out again
So I was distracted. She means you see on the side and you distract it with your books
I would go this side and take his head off. We give him a nice fresh fade from 50 meters
Lock him. Oh, he's still in there
still in that room
he's in the building directly across from us right?
there's somebody coming but inside
the PMC? got him he's dead?
he's a racist PMC
definitely a racist, 100% racist
I saw it looking at his eyes
he's about to activate his ultimate
and then head right to a bar machine
he really is a stream snapping racist
yes he is a stream snapping racist?
yes
Are you dead? Are you dead?
No, no, no, you see right below me. He's right below me
We are how do I meet the game again because I have my son I get something to this guy. I
Don't know I don't know that's enough. It's a bunch of two. I'm good. I want to see them
You're gonna be good. Are you live?
I'm alive
I see him, he's right below me.
Did she get him?
No I didn't, I didn't.
He's right here, he's right here.
Stay back, stay back!
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stay back!
Stay back!
I
Ready
You just went around the back side
Alright, it's me on the other side.
Say it too easy, too easy.
Give the bungly ruch.
Alright, let's come back on.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Damn.
Came into StreamSnipe and say racist things
didn't get to do either one.
That, oh, that's gotta hurt.
That's gotta hurt.
Failed on both fronts.
On both fronts, at least get one.
Oh my goodness, at least get one.
Oh my goodness, at least, oh, come on, Bonnie.
Are you serious?
Double a double fail. Oh, that's kind of hurt. That has got that's gonna hurt that has got to hurt. Oh
What a sad day for that gentleman. Oh, oh
Worst day of his life worst day of his life. Mm-hmm. It was live
You know what I actually every day is the worst day of his life
That's gotta be not going that great
All right, for a second there I thought Closie was going to this NFL game.
All right, let's-
Oh, you too many Miller lights after watching the Patriots game.
I'm heading out down.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's leave.
You got those cases on you.
through the doozy. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's leave. You got those cases on you.
We should we should go. Yeah, we're definitely we're definitely getting
suicide by a ton of scabs right now. We got to get out of here stat wise.
Very static. Very static. Very static. I have noticed such a thing. I'm gonna go
to the power side. I can't really tell what the lights are. Lights are usually on.
That's some of the some of the hallway lights are on it's confusing
It's confusing I could never tell if the powers are not cuz some lights are on always
And do you maybe on
Yeah, it's on it's on let's
I'm at the stairs. I'm at the stairs waiting for you.
The second kill had a big bag.
Yeah, honestly, there was a PRC that I did snipe with a huge pilgrim bag,
but he was standing in the middle of the road completely still with default clothing on.
So I'm assuming he's got a toothpick and some pocket lint in that backpack.
Although it looks juicy from a distance,
I would have to assume you can sell his kit for about five or six dollars.
Is it due for me, boss?
yeah I'm on the stairs bottom of the stairs
this means we don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot
sexy, sexy
ooh, follow me boys, follow me again
hmm
we should have the cross done
hmm, hmm, hmm
hmm, hmm, hmm
very nice, very nice
very simple race
the doors are open, I'll clue
all is well
Is there anyone down here?
You have to stay right now or this is entrapment.
So I've been watching a lot of The Minkeless recently.
That was something they said on the show last night.
Are you still working on that show?
Yeah, I'm almost the last season.
I'm almost the last season.
Let me tell you, it is a corny, corny cell.
It's pretty fucking corny.
Tim is it good? I mean I just can't stop watching. I think I watched a few seasons. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah, it's it's a good show. I can't stop watching, but sometimes I have to be like, oh dude come on.
I mean, yeah, I mean, sometimes I'd be like, I don't know. Can we, you know what I mean?
But it's a great show. It's a great show. I can't stop watching.
What's that show with Tim Caviesel?
Where the AI tells you when like somebody's gonna be a victim or the perpetrator of the crime?
Person of interest you about X X-ray mode
X-ray mode
It's a thing on Netflix or something when you pause it tells you everybody in the show
So I give you pause if you pause the show in the middle of
Like in the middle of a scene that has like a ton of people it'll say like this guy's the main actor
This guy's the murderer and just say it right
Oh, no, that's Amazon Prime, that's Amazon Prime.
Person of interest.
Person of interest.
It's kind of cheesy, but it's good.
It's just good.
Woo!
Three guys, not too savvy.
I got one of them, let's see.
Not too savvy.
Minority Report was a good movie.
That's true.
What's that?
This one with Tom Cruise where they have
a bunch of ladies in a milk bath
that can predict when crimes are gonna happen.
And it's called,
wait, what, wait, wait.
Minority report.
And they make a milk bath?
It's three ladies in a milk bath, you know?
It's a milk bath science.
I don't understand.
they fill a bath with milk and then they and then they it's come well no that's not
true it's accusation it's I mean whether you're lying it's not three ladies it's
one lady it's not milk it's calm oh yeah three ladies in two guys milk bath oh
Oh yeah
And James is their bath handler
Wait, oh, that's gotta be like a super Omega rich person thing
You see a bath handler disease is like draw the water for you to stand there to make sure you don't slip
He draws the water make sure you're comfortable. He's the bath handler and he wears these tiny little sexy little club
You idle I don't I'm so easy to do. I don't I don't have cold water in my house
Have you have you heard that happen before? Yeah, I don't have cold cold
No, I don't have cold water in my house. I think about it wherever you get your your water from is sit is sitting in a
Reservoir getting baked. I do live in Texas
Yeah, yeah
Is that a Texas thing?
I would I turn the cold water on it's cold for like a second and then it goes like lukewarm water
Not like a little bit hotter a little bit hotter than
That's what it is see the the water in your pipes is probably underground getting cool
But wherever the source of your water is is sitting on the surface. Oh
That makes a
Oiled and boiled that makes sense. No that okay that makes sense
That makes sense. Okay that okay like okay mechanic in your water
It's just cold is just water straight from the spot. Where's the spot at?
Is it where's the spa that's different for everybody sometimes it's a well sometimes it's a
Reservoir salination plant it's different depending on where you live
It's because Texas is hot stupid
It's hot stupid. I didn't mean stupid hot genius. They're calling me a genius once they get stupid hot
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's do it all guys. I know I'm a genius, but like let's all just have like half. Oh, we don't need it
It's just like guys. I know I know I'm a geez
You got high IQ high eq, but we don't need to mention it guys. We don't need to mention it
Texas is the best yeah, Texas is the best
Literally going out there and fueling that Sun for the first 30 seconds before it starts killing you
It is the best feeling in the world you go from an air conditioned
65 degree house out into that nice sun. Oh, I mean for the first 30 seconds
You are living in a dream world
And then you die and then you
Yes, then you then you go back inside where everyone else is cuz you're fucking crazy if you're outside
That's another thing. That's another thing. I get pissed with like when people are like, oh, dude
You could oh do it's hot out today. Oh better drill better put on a better better, you know
don't wear a jacket. Listen, I'm not going to build a branch. Okay, I'm not, I'm not constructing
a house. I'm going down to Taco Bell to eat seven Portito crunches in the lobby by myself.
They have air conditioning. Why would I dress for the outside temperature when I'm going
to be in Taco Bell for the next 45 minutes, and then 20 more minutes in the Taco Bell
bathroom shitting it out.
A lot of truth to that, there's a lot of truth to that.
Exactly!
Whenever on the hottest days they had the AC blasting all day so my office was, it was freezing.
So on the hotter the days I'd be like, well better bring a sweatshirt today.
Gotta wear my jeans because I'm gonna be freezing my ass off.
I actually have to get a space heater and put it in the office.
And on the hottest days that's when I'd use the space heater.
I just came up in my mind, it just came up in my mind, it titillated my senses, you're
here right now, only one though, only one, not multiple, just one.
Just to see if we still have it, if we still have our steel, if we still have what it
I like this I like this I'm gonna get a little solo pistola. Okay, and then I'm gonna go get a
I don't think I have any five sevens you go ahead and five seven. I've already bought the macarons. Okay
You five seven
You can be our five seven guy
five you know what our five seven
specialists. I'll be the
specialist. I'll be the five
seven special operator five seven omega delta and you be it you
be some. What? Well, that's not what I say.
or something or whatever.
I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to go hurt yourself.
I might go get a drink myself.
Wait, wait, let me eat some amul first.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God, I'm trying to get smizzily tonight boys.
I'm trying to get smizzily. Something about the Wednesday,
the Wacken and the Wednesday.
I'm trying to get smizzily right now boys.
I'm trying to get smizzily right now.
But, hold on, let me go get a quick,
a quick smoothie.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
I think I gotta eat some food, eat some food and water.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Okay, all right, okay, okay, okay, all right,
oh God, be right back, I'm just gonna,
be right back, I'm just gonna get a quick drink.
Be right back.
We interrupt this program for an important news announcement.
You wanna go to the next level? Are you ready to go to 3D Wild?
We've got guns, we've got pouches, we've got breakers, we've got mulch, and you want flavors?
We've got flavors, we've got all kinds of flavors.
I have returned! I have returned!
Can we go you back, Munch?
Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it! Give it!
Like, psst.
He's a, how far away is his bridge?
Mm.
Mm.
My son watches this with a fuck bro?
Well, he shouldn't be.
Mm.
Mm.
I'd say that all the time.
I'd say to you guys that all the time, dumbass.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
I said it's up to you guys,
but I recommend not to.
Turn in task?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, good thing, good thing.
Oh, I can do, I just did, I just did.
Cheers boys, cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, I have one more cheers,
you just come back, cheers again.
Cheers again.
Wait, I turned on my things.
Cheers!
I got a third, a third one, cheers again!
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh, oh God.
Oh, now I'm ready.
Oh, I feel it.
If you adapt with your cards.
Before we started playing Tarkov,
today I was playing with Lemon.
We played Elden Ring.
I'm not really a Souls guy,
so this is already off to a bad start.
No leveling no looting killing like one of the hard bosses at the beginning with no leveling no looting
So you can kill the first four hours neither of us killed them once
They started today stream in a low place. Ah, yes
So these cities who these cities are these are doing a lot of heavy lifting today
I
Just accepted my next ragman quest and it was all those like cat figurines and stuff I see had I see had them already
Mean you had your wedding would you have everything already? I had everything already. Oh
To turn in for the quest. Yeah, you right. Do they make ragman like harder? This is ridiculous all these quests are like
insane I know you see this guy breaks my heart how much longer do we have till
the wipe I'm gonna be halfway through it right no there's no way we have way
through no way it's three is every three months as well as they said right
four times a year these are the four times a year I'm pretty sure it's every
three months it really it's that check 88 days for now 88 days oh okay well
then that's that can't be right because that's about three months right there so
maybe it's every nothing it's very much must be every four months three times a
year every four months I literally cannot choose a quest to do because all of
them are so fucking ridiculous. This is, are you guys seeing this? This is ridiculous.
These are my quests. I have to hand over every single new armor and backpack and rig that
they came with the Black Division, like 10, 12 different things. Or I can kill 100 fucking
raiders. Or I can give them two war tech and two black rock chest rigs that are found
raid. I can eliminate 24 PMCs in the labyrinth. I can go to all those places in reserve where
you need like those six keys. I can either give them 15 face covers, 15 heads, 15 headsets,
15 eyewear, and 15 body armor. Or I can do 10 vodka's, 10 whiskeys, 3 purified waters,
and 20 beers. Or I can eliminate targets in Streets of Tarkov, 5 of them in one raid,
then use a transit to go to Interchains and eliminate 5 more targets.
All right. Yeah, actually this this one gives you point seven five this might be the move hold on
Hey, you have the quest lusty Lisa
Now he lost the Lisa
Let's see Lisa lusty Lisa 55 burgers meet Lisa and beluga on streets to Tarkov
Tell her all of your secrets. Well, I just found one that gives you point seven five
And it's low-key the musician gabin's watch you to put up. I don't believe that's a hard one. He did
But
Busty Lisa no, that's a different one. It's a different one higher-level quest busty Lisa is after lusty Lisa you start with lusty Lisa
Busty Lisa comes later
We all we I believe this one is all you do is go to the ball and get the sky bridge
feel it go to the sky bridge.
Oh, well let's do that one, that one's easy.
Are we sure this is all this is because I feel like I've already done that.
Oh, then you guys, oh, oh no I know this question, oh yeah this is the easiest one
person, oh and let's ride.
Oh, Mr. John Wayne, but what is the point, good man, good, ah man, and Mr. Bird
I'm down a bit of a place. We're good. Very good. I'm bad. Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy
What's the odds? Peanut might have the downs like 95 percent
Down
I know what to say.
100% I think.
No, no, no, no, no, I know I'm not stupid.
Actually, I figured out that I wasn't stupid when I was like 14 years old.
And I was, oh wait, hold on, this might reveal my, oh god, you know what, fucking, I was
I was playing Minecraft and I was playing Minecraft and I went to an airport and I was waiting in the place where you waited to go on the plane and I found this other kid that was also around my age and we were like oh do you play Minecraft?
I believe I have two and I
Showed him my my house I built it was this giant house is so big that you couldn't even render one side of the house from the other
Because it was so big and extravagant. I spent like a week building it
He's like, oh my god, like let me see what I built. It was a 20
Well, I remember specifically so sitting there thinking I was like, okay, dude, this
Like listen, I may not be a genius. I just at least I'm not like I just I know I'm not one of the stupid people
I know I have you know, what is it?
And he showed me this bridge and he goes and it was a 20 brick
There's a 20 block long bridge made of the brick like the brick block and
It wasn't it was in a straight line, but it wasn't even perfect. It was one block wide and there was like two
blocks that he misplaced on each side and I was I was sitting there thinking I was like this
You fucking serious. This is what you this is what you're showing me right now at 20 block long bridge
It's one block wide and you didn't even walk in the right brain
I and that moment I was like listen, I may not be Einstein, but at least I'm not fucking dumb
At least I'm not a fucking idiot next guy that guy spent six hours building that bridge
And then he went and he solved the Pythagorean theorem, and you know, that's how it goes
That's right, that's right. That was me. Well, you're an idiot. You're an idiot and your Minecraft bridge fucking sucks
All right
Okay
Yeah, I have that dude Minecraft is honestly that everybody
They should do a week where everybody gets work off right except for like people who need to keep the lights on and the internet on
All right, they can do it at a separate time. Everybody's played just play Minecraft for a week
And at the end it's open-ended. What do you have to show for it?
And and then we can write all that down in people's profile and we can
You figure out how stupid people are who do we need in the Pentagon?
Who do we need in the Pentagon ASAP right and who needs and does Walmart need some extra at people to collect shopping carts?
All right, we can really we can solve a lot of problems really quickly by one week of Minecraft
You do you I do listen. Are you honest? Yeah, I I gotta play Minecraft hardcore honestly
We gotta do that. I know I keep talking about it, but it's just such a commitment
It's like a 24 hour, 48 hours.
It's such a commitment, it's at minimum 24 hours.
And Maximum's like 48 hours, it's such a commitment.
But I want to do it so bad.
I want to do it so bad.
You do hardcore until the end of Dragon?
You don't have to do it all at once.
You do like a week, an event.
No, no, no, no, you do it all at once.
That way it's a marathon.
You want to do it in one sitting.
One sitting.
Oh, shit.
It's a marathon, you beat the whole game
and you beat every boss too.
You beat the underwater boss, you beat the,
I've got what his name is, but the guy in the caves
and then you beat the end of Dragon.
all of it in hardcore mode.
If one guy dies, you always have.
What do you like?
You talking about it, but it's just such a commitment.
It's such a commitment.
Are we doing zero to hero while we're doing the squads?
I believe so.
I see that you brought a backpack,
so we're gonna call you 1.5 to hero.
I'll just drop it.
It's empty.
I didn't realize about that.
Who cares?
We make there are no rule.
Who is Angel Reese?
That's it, that's, give me it, that's good.
Mm, mm.
The old research every 10 minutes knowing you boss,
don't do, I have a Minecraft pro!
I have a Minecraft pro!
Uh, mm, mm, mm.
Valhalla is better than Minecraft?
Okay, first off, you can't compare anything to Minecraft.
Minecraft is a classic game for the ages.
Comparing stuff to Minecraft,
if it isn't for educational purposes
and you're doing review comparisons
is a stupid thing to do.
You cannot compare anything to Minecraft, Minecraft is a classic, it is THE classic.
It's the survival game, it's the OG survival game.
You know what, hold on, you know what, what one that-
I turned my AC off for 10 seconds and immediately turned it back on.
You know what gave the pre-daged Minecraft that is actually fucking fire?
Castle, Miner, Z.
Well, wasn't that the prototype for Minecraft?
Isn't that what, what, where Minecraft came from?
Actually, like at least got inspired by it.
Didn't you just copy that game and then,
that's what Minecraft came from.
I don't know who copied who.
All I know is that game was fucking fired.
Now let's run!
give it give it give it.
I'm making it afraid I'm coming in I'm coming in making it afraid I'm making it afraid I'm making it afraid
Oh
I'm making it afraid
You because that you blew
I'm on the gun. I'm on the gun. I'm gonna see if it became C cross. Why don't we right here see what PMC crosses?
Oh shoot, where oh you're oh you're on the gun. Yes. Look at you
You want to cross the gun?
I'm just gonna oh shit. You got you got this. I'm just gonna take a look around
Yeah, you got
you boys you're looking rather hatched today boss you're doing great you're
doing stick keep your eyes on the prize let's not get distracted
I
Take him out back. I didn't take him out back give the other one to
Did you actually kill a dude? I killed a scav. Oh
It's camp. I mean that's that's an upgrade upgrade alert. Yeah
I don't think anybody's coming this way box. We might have to move
We move.
We move?
I should just move, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should, I should.
I'm down, I'm down, let's just do some tasteful loo, Justin, Kate, I was sent to
side and left side so much on the right shots of the left
which are left to drink it oh my god it's a scab I oh my god I move the
cover I blew a cover look over a scab oh he's got a zuck I couldn't see it can
see it from
I
More scabs
Excellent work, I'll be the bait boy
Some kind of fucking you run inside I'm kind of fucking jump
I'm projecting, sorry.
I'm sorry, I don't have a lot of control at home, sorry.
I like to project and have control over the dead scabs and treat them like my slots.
It's a psychological thing.
I'm working through it.
I'm working through it.
Okay, so we're going to do this coverage.
What are we going to do on it?
I say we do.
Yeah
Give it come on
Right behind you dude. Just doing some tasteful
Any moment now
Shut up
I'm good. We got stable by the way watch. We're a little low
He didn't move anything from the scav-
I loo- I loo- I loo- included almost NETHING from the scavsch!
Here, here, here, here, take this, take this.
What are you doing here?
Got half a mag in it.
Oh, that'll-
Oh, I still have st-
I'm still-
I'm still-
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna-
I'm just gonna, we gotta-
We gotta get that-
We gotta get that-
We gotta get that-
We gotta get that-
It's a backup, backup!
I'm just givin' you a backup.
You got y-
You got y-
You got y-
I mean, those don't jam.
I mean, those don't jam.
Those puppies don't jam.
I-
G-
I
Put it into the 2d 4-bit keyhole, right?
I the guitar pick is somewhere in this room. It's right here. It's right here. It's right here somewhere
No, you're lying. You're trying to confuse me. I
Don't know if I have that quest. Oh my god, this is you right here. Holy shit. That's $500,000. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, quest.
It says it's right here, but I don't see it.
Oh, we are on the same quest.
Oh, right here.
Got it.
So let's see what's back here.
Treat the other people right there in that corner.
Let's leave.
Oh, there it is.
Wow, it really blends in.
Holy canola
You did that shit on purpose
He's the yellow
He used to be yellow Nikita did that shit on purpose
Never heard anyone
Liiiil-Beep, liiiiil-Beep
Liiiiil-Beep
Who's shooting right on me?
What's going on over here?
Not a-
They shooted at- wait, who's shooting at us?
Oh shit, that's not you!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
No, I'm dead
Right side through the stairs, behind you, behind you
There's a player, PMC
What?
I thought you went to the right
I heard- I heard you to the right
So I just ran over there
Oh my god, keep talking quick
That way I can't hear
No problem
Do you need more comments on the matter do any more comments on the matter cuz I hate to hear this guy coming and running right toward me
I would hate that oh, it would scare me so bad. I
Hate hearing people coming running right toward me
Okay, all right, you have you have you have fortunate our plans you have soiled our plans you've ruined all you blew up the whole operation
Oh my god, buddy dies and starts reading an entire novel to me
Goddamn right at least you got the GPU at least I got the GPU. Let me see how much way that is
$450,000
1945 actually that's only like six same difference same
1945-1948 same thing same day so what what what's in 1945 and 1940 that's
we pulled that funny prank on Japan oh we said huh oh I remember that yeah not
personally yeah here comes the side boo-doo-doo-doo here comes the side and I
I say here comes the sun here comes the sun and I say
Sweet oh wait
So how that goes that song goes
Yeah, that sounds right
Well, that's the Beatles they do that's the Beatles
Wait, what's the score on that football game actually what's that score on that football game?
Do you mean those score the football game guys? I
Hey, I don't know how to tell you this P, but there was never a football game football doesn't start for like four months
Yeah, yeah, it's golf season right now. Oh my God. Tiger Woods is going to take it
all this year. Oh my God. I heard he's on the way to the course right now. Oh, really?
He does not stop sign,
drove over the sidewalk and
he kind of took a road that wasn't really a road
for pedestrian walking, but he's dead there.
He's eventually got to get there.
Let me say he's not showing up with his wife.
He is not showing up with his wife.
I don't know where he's gonna get there,
but all I know for certain
is that the person that's with him is not his wife.
I'm certain of that.
I'm certain of that.
Operating procedure standard operating standard very standard very standard
All right
All right. I'm okay. I've now seen the Tiger Woods is there at the golf course
He's with a 23 year old Asian hooker. It appears
Yes, that's our tiger. That's our Tiger Woods. I go up there and with that ball game boss
Win that ball game boss!
Win that ball game boss!
Win that ball game, you get him Tiger!
Go get him Tiger!
Go get him Tiger!
Alright, okay, 5-7, zero to hero, plus quest, we're in!
Hmm, hmm, hmm, what's he...
Right, oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it!
Dude, I love zero to hero.
I can do this all fucking way, but I'm a zero to hero guy.
God oh my goodness I don't want to be I don't want to do TMI but I'm a zero
Oh, that's way to your mind. That is way to
Mr. Goak you impressed with our skills are you not just and chill
Well, yeah, then, a.k.a Night Levin threw the whole match by telling us the life story
immediately after dying.
Let me tell you something, Goku.
It will not happen again.
He dies.
I'm you now.
I'm you now.
I really like this guy.
She's vegan.
I really like this guy.
I fucking hate this guy.
These guys are overseas, and shit.
I will only affiliate with them because I'm contractually obligated to as the
only reason I affiliated them.
She's between you and Goku.
Don't tell anyone that. Do not tell anyone that. Do not tell anyone that.
Stupid silly. Cheers boys, cheers!
Gimmick!
Yes?
Not...
Fail me this time.
Oh my god.
What?
My god, dude.
I do everything, you know, I go in there. I'm a bait boy. I get killed
I'm telling you exactly where it is with pertinent information pertinent comes and you still fail to shoot him
You would answer this right now. I get the blame you will not get the
No, yo, let me give you a recap of what happened. I'm giving him the scenario. Oh
Pew pew pew bum bum bum pew pew. Oh, he got me
I am positive. I did not say that was you this last raid
Positive I didn't start singing you didn't even need to hear. I told you exactly where he was exactly where he was
Sound was
Unnecessary in this in that fuck battle
Also, I saw your screen that guy that you were dead the the second his pixels
No, no
You were dead no matter
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not true. That's not true
Uh, mmm, mmm, wait, wait, wait a second, he can, he can hear him, no, I really could
hear him, I could, I could hear him at all, you were deceiving me, oh, mmm, oh Mr.
merkin in your mama what is a boy good man good I'm mad he changed your mom
what
Bendy
By the way, I actually ended up really listening to that full song and that song is a banger
Yeah.
Which one?
You know that song that I had to change from Thunderstruck because I got in some trouble?
Oh yeah.
That song is actually a banger, but then this other guy comes up, I don't know who he is,
and listen, I listen to rap.
I like rap.
I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but I listen to rap, but the other
guy just ruins the song.
I don't know who it is, but that song could have been a banger.
That song could have been a banger.
Yeah.
There's a lot of those songs where it's just going great and then the guest rapper. Yeah, whatever comes on
You like what?
It's one right here
What's that I don't know I'm right behind you
Fuck is better not gonna lose Phil without me the house would be be not VIP in my chat
Uh, we got some money to beat the IP honey.
Watch the magic egos, check one two.
Look at my poo.
Every morning I do two in my shoes.
A poop-a-dee-scoop-a-dee-boop.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah, you know what, it's like...
Let it out dude, let it out.
That guy off the track and that specific song it's like that guy. He produces like a banger, right?
That the guy that's in my intro Don Tolver. He produces a banger. He's just singing he's singing his heart out
He's having a great time and then another guy comes on it feels like he's just like insulting people. He knows
And about that's where I think he's hearing it out. He's airing it out
Yeah, that's why I think it sometimes rappers go wrong is instead of making music. They think it's like a diss track against like
You know what I mean?
Like the people they know.
They lost the sauce.
They lost the sauce.
Yeah.
That's what I think happens to that song.
They definitely get it.
Yeah.
Somebody's out suck.
You can rap about how you're having nice cars, but there's a certain way that sounds
really good, and there's a certain way that sounds like you're just dissing dudes
that you used to know.
You jump out or something like that?
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
They get all...
They're very emotional.
Very emotional.
You know what I'm saying?
The song's emotional.
Oh yes.
Oh, yes.
Eh, but like, not emotionally good way.
Emotional in like, uh, like, let it go, guys.
What, where is this key?
I have not, I, I checked the piece of box.
Two boxes, like you said.
You see it?
Oh, oh, yeah, I got it.
What?
We got it all.
We got it all.
Why, when we were talking about the other stuff.
Mm.
Mm.
We were talking about other stuff.
You know?
Poop to scoop.
Yeah, poopity scoopity. Oh, it's head to the key box. Come on. Let's go. Let's take you this way. It's quite safer
Oh god, he's in that he's in the place he's in the place he's in the place for the keys
Daddy's got a heavy bleed go away go away
You should do these slits at the top or no
Yeah, I guess probably I'm just
I mean by retreating out see about see him. There's definitely blood I think you saw it a couple times
What are you doing here?
I need to go here, we gotta go kill him, we gotta go kill him before he puts in his butt.
You go, I gotta heal my stomach or I'm fucked.
Miss you level 4 armor, I'll go for that first.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Move your first.
This isn't level 4 armor, this is different type of armor.
Lock him.
I'm getting granated. Yeah, I'm probably dead
You gotta push me I'm gonna die
I might have got him I think I got him I think I got him. Are you dead? Are you dead? You have to tell us if you're dead
There's the rules
He's one moving around no, I didn't go to the back. He's the back. He's the back. He's the flashlight
Get out of here you scum!
Oh my god I hit him in the face!
I got him!
Nice!
Hell yeah!
Do you have a face man?
He's huge!
He's huge!
He's absolutely massive!
He's absolutely massive!
He's massive, he's massive!
Oh...
Oh my god, did he have a face mask on?
He did not have a face mask on, no!
Oh, how did I not get that shot?
Yes, you only have one mag and it's in the gun.
Is this guy stupid?
Is this guy an idiot?
He has one mag and it's in...
The gun...
But...
Pocket? Oh, you could think of...
Could think of...
Could think of what's...
Do we just make sure I have a full mag in my gun just to see what else I'm supposed to
do?
Yeah, I always get a panic reload in and put it up there, right?
Oh, no, it's definitely way down here.
Oh, no, it's not.
There's got to be one mag.
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denied I'm losing my mind I'm the Joker baby is gatekeeping like a cursed vending machine
I don't know what that means at all and also stop using the ask function on the 10gm. You're not asking a question
You really just say some random shit out there. That's a I generated
I love watching you and today is our 70th anniversary. I love watching you and your wife
Happy anniversary
I'll donate a site sent to you wanted to give you an update on Jeff's penis enhancement
I'll give you a great could be scarring but it personally resembles you now
Oh
This is how the tiny penis
Mr. Goku, you're sorry, Mr. Goku, where?
Goku, use your infinite insight.
Where is the mag he dropped?
There's no way someone is stupid enough to only bring one mag.
Goku, where? Where is his mag at, Mr. Goku?
What's he, what's he telling you? What's he like me now?
What's he like me now? What's he tell me now?
I know you know. I know you, I know you know.
I know Goku, Goku, tell me.
Goku, do not be brash with me.
Goku, where is it?
Goku, where is it?
You must go to see this, my boy.
I'll be the much I appreciate you supporting me with a bungalow like that, big man.
Thank you, my boy.
By gimmick's body, you have the magazine?
Oh, gimmick, you thief!
You're a thief!
That's all you are!
I never touched that.
Never touched it, boys.
Good eye, good eye.
You're a liar and a cheat gimmick. You're a liar and a cheat. That's all you are
Disgust me can't believe this that's it
You know what I'm so confident I'm gonna go I'm gonna go look at the bot
really good I'm easy give us no good
easy boy I miss you miss what's your
name again
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy I'm gonna go get
this thing okay they'll just get down
on that way get this question sounds
good sounds
I
Not she's nice
They're better not be anyone up here
We're doing it's gonna get ugly
Well, it's gonna get ugly. So if you're up here go ahead and state your name and your occupancy in
Social security number
Good job!
We're doing pretty good!
EthanArky24 said, did you see War Dogs surpass Counter-Strike 2 and is the world's number
one best-selling game on Steam?
Huge congrats to the dabs!
Preload is available now!
As much as I love war dogs and the devs, I don't know if that's a good comparison.
That game came out like 20 years ago.
I don't know a single person that doesn't already have it downloaded on their PC.
It's probably not too hot on the selling.
But congratulations to them.
Congratulations.
That's very good to hear.
I'm very glad they're doing great.
I don't know if that's a great comparison because you know that game's too much what he is you know
All right now the key is somewhere here the pick pick is somewhere right here
Somewhere right in this area
There we are, somewhere, uh, I'm just missing it, I'm just, oh, oh, hold on, oh, hold on
now, hold, wait, hold on now, do not tell me this is fucking glitched, do not tell me
there's a glitch spot where you cannot grab it, do not tell me that, are you dead serious,
Are you so fucking serious?
Are you so serious?
There's a way!
What?
I came all this way for nothing!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry to hear that.
I see the pick black here grab it
Too easy too easy there we are there we are you see that Mr.
gimmick no one can hide from the bungalow
later nobody can hide not even a guitar not even a guitar peg not even a guitar
I'm back.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, I'm Schumann Lee.
Follow me boys, follow me boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's see where...
Oh, hey, get away from my stuff!
Shit, Jack, oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh god, he's poor!
Get away from him! Get away from him!
I can't catch the poor.
Who's that shot?
Hello?
Sure are you in here sure sure come on with your hand job come on with your hand job
Oh
He was reaching he was reaching I saw he was reaching for a weapon
Nations I think he was just there to clean up the body. Oh my god. Oh, we got this much
We are oh god. We got this much. We got this much. We're gonna make him look like a scab or something. Oh god
No, maybe a gun in his hand
Fingerprints oh, we have oh no we got oh, I don't think I'm gonna get scabby something. Oh
God boys created a war crime. Oh no
Okay, okay. There we go. See now. We're gonna say this yeah. I mean there we go. I could have never known
I got a dress like a scab. I would have never known his fault. That's not a UI. I need to be the war crime
I committed a war
Accident thing a thing or thing
Is your another one you can you come out of ammo?
Sure. Are you out there?
You see my penis flashlight shadow?
You see it?
There's a little tip on that one.
It's a little-it's a little something something.
Sir, you up here?
Sir, sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Oh, phantom, phantom footstep, phantom footstep, do you think I could have sworn it hurt somebody?
Dude, why does every flashlight have just the most obvious and like variable shaped penises
in this game now?
This is not how it used to be.
Did I miss the update?
That hadn't been part of an update to we miss.
I have never seen penises on shadows.
It's a hundred percent penis-rate, and it's a hundred percent penis-rate.
It's a hundred...
It's not even the same one, two various shapes and sizes.
Yeah, various shapes.
Sometimes it's skinny and long, sometimes it's girthy and short, sometimes it looks like a
tunic and sometimes it looks like a welder's pipe, sometimes it's got a tire iron, it's
got a little bend at the end.
Sometimes you got this Kim Jong-un nuclear rocket.
You got yourself all...
It's the same sizes.
But I'm telling you right now, that wasn't in the game like a year ago, I would
have known.
I can identify a penis from a mile away. I'm a penis connoisseur
That's supposed to be your barrel. I
Don't know
It's supposed to be your barrel, but it just doesn't make sense. Oh
God, you know one of the locals getting choked riled up took him to death peak
Choke him to death use your bare hands
Okay, hold on now. He's using tactics against me that are unbeknownst unbeknownst tactics
He's using pro tactics against me. He's unbeknownst. Okay. Unbeknownst to me, Adam.
Oh, I understand.
How do you like this, you son of a bitch?
How do you like that, you motherfucker?
Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die!
Hey!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
That was violent!
That should be fun.
That was violent.
You get the horns!
Oh, Lordy!
Oh, God!
It was extremely violent.
That was ravenous.
That was ravenous.
I had to let them know who the boss was!
I don't give up easily.
They have to know that.
That was positively ravenous.
You might be one of your magic I'm a magic lead just just running full speed at a guy with the machete in your hand
Oh God taking his life. Oh, that's I've always dreamed of doing that
Wait what I mean? I know I always I mean I've heard of other people too. Oh
Oh
Oh my god
okay oh you know I'm a mandatory reporter right oh no I as a streamer
as streamers don't report me don't report me don't report me okay
I was just talking about other people yeah I was just talking about other people
just talking about hacking up people with a machete I was just okay that's
good that's good if you were just josh and that's okay that's fine there's a
guy in the middle of the street where sitting right there looking where just
Right at the telephone pole. It's right at the light post
Sir come out. Come on. I think we just jump behind these
It's what's up behind me like a real person
Oh, they're in the bush. Go away. It's real person. That's real person. That's real person
I'm out of water. I can't run
Right
Oh my god. Oh, I'm so fun. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. I'm dead for it. I'm done for it. I'm done for it.
Oh, god. Oh, god.
I mean, dovies, Sims.
He's in the fuckin' restaurant.
Oh, god.
I can't eat. He blacked my leg. He blacked my leg.
God.
He's kidding me. He's kidding me.
Oh, dude. I- This shit will beat bullshit.
God, I'm-
I-
Hell yeah!
Too easy!
Too easy!
You found!
Very nice.
Good work boys!
Good work!
Very nice, sir.
Now, a new arrest and relaxation in the grocery store.
A new arrest and relaxation in the grocery store.
I'm just gonna put my leg back on.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Thank God that guy missed the first 25 shots.
That was a close one.
They're just bouncing off your armor look like he had a little solo pistol
Get shit on get shit on
My god, I want to turn off my AC so bad my eyes are gonna be coming dry, but I'm gonna
Oh my god, oh yeah, this is another real person. I'm getting serious right now. I'm appreciate. Oh
my god, oh
My leg is black. Oh my god. My leg is black. I thought I was out of water. Oh, I'm so fucked
I started to be looking at the wrong time. Oh shit. Sir, don't shoot. I'm a scab like you. Tiki-piki, tiki-piki.
Look at that one!
God damn!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
There is something. She's so cute.
Let me tell you. She's so crazy.
Oh my god.
Let me tell you. This is really something.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I'm running out of ammo and everything.
Oh my god.
oh no oh they want me they want me they want me boss
where's your extract wait aren't you oh yeah no I ate right out of water I want
Why are you a surf kidding?
I'm sexy and I know it.
Boom, but chow.
Boom, but chow.
I'm sexy and I know it.
Boom, but chow.
Boom, but chow.
You healing?
You healed the head first.
That is tough.
Oh.
Ooh, there it goes.
And a lot of surf kids.
And it's gone. And it's gone. And it's gone.
Well, anal gin somewhere, surely?
Do any of these things make you painkiller?
Well, I have painkiller.
Yeah.
Get away from me!
Oh, wow, this real preaching. I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
It's over. It's over.
Ah! Oh, we have 10 more shots.
Oh, and there's another jackass. Oh my god, there's another jackass down there.
I mean, it seems like so hard right now. Oh my god.
Yep. Just seemed to be the case.
can't get a man for fun.
Secondly, secondly, it's no big deal because we, we, we, we, we, we were on a zero to hero.
We were on a zero to hero.
Isn't it great?
Isn't it nice?
You never, you didn't, we didn't lose shit.
We didn't lose anything.
We didn't lose anything.
Yeah.
We, we didn't lose a single thing.
I mean, I'm spending 14k max for a run here.
I get one thing up my butt.
I've tripled my, you know, paid for it and some.
PSG doesn't care, no, I know PSG doesn't care,
but trust me, I use favors very seldom at PSG.
If I just go ahead and say, hey, this is one random guy,
I don't need to get all the stream timers.
Listen, I know there's like a thousand stream timers a day,
but I just won and I can sleep at night.
So one of them has to pay and I can sleep at night.
I know, I know I get stream time
a thousand times a day, boys,
but if I just get one,
Oh, if I just get one, I sleep like a baby.
I sleep like a baby that night.
Why do people say sleep like a baby?
Cause babies wake up in the middle of the night
like notoriously.
Well, I think because babies have nothing
to be concerned about.
But they're always stressed out.
They're crying more than the average human being.
They're crying.
That is true, but I feel like it's easy.
Like, you know what they say?
You can't sleep at night
because you're up all night worrying about something,
babies have no worries.
That's true, except for all the, well, their worries are stupid.
Yeah, they're stupid fucking babies, they're dumb.
But I think they're worried.
They wake up in the middle of the night
and feel like they don't understand.
Well, sure, but that's not being worried.
That's just having a negative feeling
that you can't understand.
They're not, they could conceptualize
something to worry about.
Can you think of anything worse
and a negative feeling you can't understand.
I have giant socks of pain
that go through my peanut chest once a week.
I ignore them and I don't talk to a doctor.
Oh, shit.
Okay, it's clear enough, all right.
I, oh.
Because the lion, the lion ignores the giant
flash of pain in his peanut chest.
Immediately.
The lion ignores it, the lion,
So you need to lie in a stand in the jungle?
No, the lion ignores the giant blast of pain
through your penis just once a week.
That's right, the alpha wolf does not submit
to such trivialities.
The alpha wolf is gonna die in his chair one day.
That's okay, that's okay.
I appreciate everybody has those guys.
Type one in the chat if you have a flash of random pain
You've been ignoring for years and it just happens at random and then you go back to doing whatever you were doing
Type one if that's what you see everybody
Everybody it's just a quick flash and then you go back to whatever you were doing
roses a red
That's taking the truth listen, I'm not one to talk. I don't go to the doctor for it and he
I had a I had a live full-size rat crawl out of my urethra
Oh God, and I didn't go and I didn't go to the you just put that bad boy on the barbecue
Had yourself a dinner. I
Put him in a little box made him a hat and I called him Paul
I told you about when I went out with I had a mouse problem like excuse bunch. Yo
Mm-hmm. I have mouse problem
They come in and they were like the cutest little mouse they weren't rats the cutest little mouse
Oh, yeah, it will feel nice. Yeah, and I and I was trying to just get them and release them back into the wild
You know because it was so darn cute like if they were yeah, they were not cute
I just fucking kill them. Okay, but they were so darn
yeah, and
But but every time this happened like four or five times every time I would grab a giant mixing bowl from the
Kitchen and I'm talking every time without fail not one time that I succeed
I would grab the the the mixing bowl and I put it right over from the cap from and
The reflexes were too quick
But also at the same time too slow to where they would run out on it right up and I just snapped the next
One time I actually got him under it and then I was like okay now that I've done this
How do I get him out of my house?
So I started slowly inching him and he was still alive there. I know he was I started pushing the mixing bowl toward the door
And then by the time the mixing will got to the door I
Didn't hear much coming from inside the mixing bowl and I lift it up and it's there's just blood everywhere
And then which is I just snapped this little neck. I snapped this little mouse back
Just snap it in half by accident. I've I've killed so many mouses by accident
It's traps you can buy that are non lethal. They'd like these you open the door
You put peanut butter and they go in the wine closes and they're trapped in there
I didn't get those. I used a mixing ball and I snapped all of them. I killed them all I committed mouse
I had a I had a single field mouse that made it into my house once and I got one. We got one of those traps caught him
Grabbed the trap went on a little walk around the neighborhood led him loose in front of
somebody's house about
two blocks away
I haven't seen him since but I'd like to think he's got a probably a family. He's got a rat family me and my
family the filling job well he's a mouse
I can't for me to go to my man my man good let me do could I let me down
mr. Gug was all mr. Gug you need me as a dog you need a dog
I hope you know that and I hope you're doing well big man and all of your nemesis adventures
brother.
Thank you my boy, thank you my boy, very kind of you big man.
Oh and Mr Slayer gave me a book about what good man, good ah man, thank you my boys,
please eat these brothers.
We try to do a zero to zero again if you think we're not good enough.
I mean we're actually doing pretty well all things considered. We're just not extracting
Okay, one more dirty hero get the key complete the quest get the crowd see the town and mr. Crabbs. Yeah
I mean we're punching above our favorite for sure
We I've you know what now that you mentioned I think we are doing pretty good
Maybe are doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. I mean you should have made it out there
He's got swarmed by the
If you found a little bit of water you'd have been out of there well, really I had a state 12 in my butthole
So I basically killed myself
That's a whoopsie that's a whoopsie poopsie that's a whoopsie poopsie. Yes
That's a whoopsie poopsie right there. Yes, that is yes. It is
I'm just gonna come boy. He owes my butthole
Oh my god.
Hold on.
Is it?
Is maybe games?
That's a lot.
It's got to be almost over.
What is that?
Three column?
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Four.
Should we call him?
435?
I mean, it's almost been two hours.
Let's see.
Hey, there's only seven minutes left in the whole game?
Oh, shit.
Oh, she's going to come back after this grade.
No, no, no.
Seven minutes in football, that's
about half an hour minimum, especially if it's close,
because they're going to time out.
They're going to be like, there, there, there, there.
It's going to drag it on.
Surgey come back!
I need you!
Surgey come back!
I need you!
10 to 10, 6 minutes and 42 seconds left!
RUN!
Shit!
I would love to. I would love to. Would you would you love to? Yeah, I would love to but it's not possible. It's just not possible.
Oh god. I already made it past the little zone. I'm going to get a little sneak peek on it and all distract him for you. Okay, Mars?
And we kill him and take this job. Okay, perfect. I'll give you some supplies.
I
Push up on them I don't know here though. I don't know the crossing right now. I might be drawing shots
No shots
They might not even be
Here's what
Oh shit, oh, yeah, they're double here double here right for me
Come on, I'm coming.
Gotcha! He's big, he's got like an S-25!
Sorry, I'm killing this guy.
Keep it quiet, you watch.
Sorry, I have a freaking shotgun.
It's huge.
I don't know where he went, but he's on the other side of the speed turtle.
Where did I stop?
Where you at, gimmick?
Right behind you, I'm by the white van.
You should be right here, you should be right here.
Sir?
Okay, I'm going to peek.
Good sir.
Try to get him to draw on his location.
Sir?
Good sir?
Where'd he go?
He looked at you to the right side he ought to be the right side of the shuttle. I don't see nothing
I don't see nothing. Did he go back to the house?
Maybe you could have gone back to the house with the Ark in it push up push up. I don't see nothing
I'll see nothing
Where'd he go?
He's gotta be in that house, right?
He's gotta be, or down by the spawn.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
I see him, I see him.
Oh, that's you.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
He definitely didn't go that way, right?
He did not go this way.
Last time I saw him, he was right there next to that bicycle.
I
Shit
No, I don't think he could have gone past me. I went the way you went though
So I mean it's technically possible. He could have gone to expo, but that'd be weird. I
Think he's it. I think he's inside this building right here. You think you wait inside this building without me seeing him
She's highly unlikely. I
Mean where else could he have gone back to his spawn or just gone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could be in this one for sure. You should be could be in this one
You're watching this. It's good dude. Oh
What which way just like straight point to a negotiation
Yeah
In that way, yeah, maybe pretend
Very strange very strange. I bet you easy to the animal clinic clinic or negotiation
Oh, I bet she's in the animal climate.
You sure about you think so?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just wanted to set the climate.
You heard your voice it ran?
Oh, what?
What if it was my aura?
What if it was my aura that they scared him off?
She fires, she makes, she fires.
Are you seeing your aura sort of have the same effect as like body odor?
Yeah, party owner.
He's, he's in a negotiation.
Do you just leave him be?
Do you just leave him be, yeah?
Yeah, let's phrase it that way.
Not that we lost him and have no idea where he is.
Let's just let him, let's just leave him be.
Let's let him be.
Oh, you can go to Mark's room.
That should make logical sense
because he would get there fast
and put everything in his butthole.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
That does make sense.
Do I still close he hasn't come out yet if he's if he isn't there
Yeah, me three on our hands
Let's walk up, let's walk up. Let's see if he's here in time
Lexus poppin off. Oh
Oh, you're not the boss. I don't hear nothing, but I really think we should go all the way into Mark's room to check
You know what? He's show you'll go alone. Maybe I'll go alone. Would you have the much you key check?
Is this just the open
They just was the opening
Maybe isn't there
Sure, maybe it's maybe it's no cap sure
Are you in here, boss?
Sure
Sure
No, he's not here
I'm sorry to disturb you
Oh, that was so rude. Oh
My embarrassing
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, please give my deepest condolences
Just maybe check real quick
I'm so sorry about this guys. I'm so sorry. We just gotta get through here. I'm so sorry
Hey, how you doing? Oh
Gerald is always doing BBSM sex stuff in public
Where's the marked room mark who's back this way over here? Oh
He's in this door right here. You're the key. Oh, no damn it
Oh
We need a back but we need a we need a backpack
There's so much stuff in here. They had no bothers. They had to move their mothers
I don't believe they did not bother. There's two key cases and an amulet case. There's no way that it not buffalo
There's no way I refuse to believe it. Oh my god an ammo cream
Can I put that in my butt?
No, you cannot put it in because you want to.
Damn it.
Yes, I think I can.
Oh, back, scoop, back, scoop.
Damn it.
You had a key card?
Where?
What if I wanted to?
No, that's a piece of paper!
Hmm.
I don't think you can actually grab any of this because you don't have a backpack.
Well, at least we can get some extra guns here.
Uh, should we go get you a backpack?
Uh, yeah, let's go get us a backpack, huh?
Wait, Billy, I have a question here somewhere.
What the hell?
I don't know where, though.
Oh, here we go. It's just in the plantar.
Got it.
You're welcome.
I have a TX, but I have no optic for it, so it's not very good.
Huh?
We're only going to get you back like we can grab the stuff, yeah?
Let's move!
Yeah!
That's right!
Is that you kicking down doors and shit?
Yeah, that's me.
That's me.
What was what was?
I think we're finished.
I
Move toward the bar with the key in it
She fasted mr. gimmick she frosted frosted frosted you frosted you frosted shit. I'm sure oh you're chilly aren't you chilly it's a bit nippers, huh?
Oh
Hello J. We're in here
That's he was put in my butthole
It's too far to be stupid
We are you right through bridge stack is your time to waste
It's what I write to open. I don't think it's supposed to be Chris taco sense
Oh
I'm not going to get pronunciation lessons from some fat hillbilly
Well, I mean I mean I just a valued friend and I would I would love to converse with him about
Topical things such as that
That's what I'm gonna say. That's what I'm gonna say. All right, let's do first. Let's do first, you guys.
This is where we need to go.
Lays are the same spot. Oh my God, it's the same glitz spot. Holy crap.
I grabbed it from this. Okay, you can just go ahead.
Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.
God where is it exact is it underneath is it in the books? It's right there on the brown book on the floor
And we already done
Very simple one down to the point out okay
Oh
Where we going next again?
Yeah, you're gonna come with you spot to get a backpack. Yeah, come on. She come on. Yes
Wait, that's a terrible place to get a backpack. That's a great place to get a backpack. That's where the best backpacks are
Okay, I'll clear everyone out for you much
Who's they hold me close to a Tony Danza?
Purchase this 12 CD remastered pack.
Move all the original remastered classics.
I can see you back, I'm going in.
I'm going in!
Switched right to my left.
Is there a real guy?
I don't know.
Got him!
That was a player scam, I think.
see the backpack that's the question
I need someone here he does not have a backpack
oh shit there's a guy over here he's in there he's in there he wasn't on the
left
Roger
shhh
give me this real person here I'll fall back I got a I got a backpack
I'm the demon.
Sounds good.
I believe in you.
Everything in my path will be demolished.
Everything in my way will be vaporized.
Vaporized?
Vaporized.
Oh, what the hell!
Did you get him?
You all right?
Stupid bitch.
Hurry!
Go high school!
I'm not going to fall back.
Why is it a huge B.M.C. here?
Why is it a huge guy?
That was...
You see that boy? You see that?
Look at that!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Balls in your jaws.
I think that's a European name.
Possibly French, maybe German.
no way I'm dead in the bank there's a way this game isn't just fucking call of
duty this guy flicks oh my god ppbs right into his fucking check no no he's in
the bank he's in the bank yeah no no mr. gimmick no
No
Careful that was either some massive decent for this guy's fucking genius dick off. Oh
Or this game's trash. Oh
The three options. There's this be honest. I had to pick one of those a copy of what I'm there is no fourth option
Are you sure there's no for you guy in the back of the bank? Why can't I see them for the front? I?
Was in the back. Yeah. Oh my god. This is a single fire weapon
Oh my god, you gotta be tickling my butthole with a feather.
Holy shit.
You in the back, you said?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, probably in my body.
Where's the door?
I don't know.
Unlocked door, sir.
Did you just hurt him?
He's gonna walk into me.
oh my god what the hell okay he's got okay gimmick I now support your theory
that this is kind of cheating every time I was suspicious every time I looked
away he would fucking peak every time I looked away is when I hear him
Oh
Dude do not tell me come on and every one of his doonies were in the dealership the whole time
do not tell me that's what just happened do not tell me that we're there what
we're having a picnic in there they were completely silent you come with
you know these gang members they were just having a picnic in the
wow it's almost a generation round almost we almost had a great round I
I looted a PMC. I was geared to the teeth PPBS the whole nine yards
That was the weirdest raid I've played a while. What was going on?
There was a guy that was peeking me every time I looked away, and then
There was two PMC's that creeped into Lexus crouch walking the whole nine yards
What?
Dude, what the heck? What is everybody fucking doing? We're smoking quack
You want to do an exercise with me?
Excellent, Ray.
Excellent, Ray.
I would love to do an exercise, of course.
Close your eyes.
Tomorrow at this time.
Tomorrow at this time.
We'll be playing Graze, not Graze on Warfare.
No, we'll be playing War Dogs.
We won't be playing Tarkov.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, let's go. Okay. All right. Time to play the game
We wish wait
Mm-hmm. Is yeah, we is we is is the game over guys is the football game over
No, I don't need to do a seven minutes left two minutes. Oh my god minutes is 30 minutes. Oh
My god
We's one minute
This last minute and 45 seconds is going to take probably 15 minutes because they're gonna time out every single play
They're gonna take the big timeouts are gonna go to commercial break. They're gonna milk the shit out of this
I hate to say this but let's just bring a full catch. We get this stupid question
Please, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Please. I'm with you. I'm with you. This has been abs. This is taking us two hours
To do wide quest
Oh, oh heinous
Absolutely heinous
Do you want to be heinous with me?
Do you want to be heinous? Tony Dancer
Take me, take me by the side of the bombs, Tony Denzer, wrap your hands around my waist,
Tony Denzer.
I'll get locked in your rose in my mouth while you're wearing a latex swimsuit and
I've got a dildo in my ass, Tony Denzer.
Tony Denzer, Tony Denzer, let me feel your rose and fold, Tony Denzer please, Tony
Tony D'Anja, Tony D'Anja.
Damn.
John Madden, rest in peace, John Madden.
Great, great songwriter.
John, I think John Madden's the guy that they made the Madden football video games after.
Is he?
No, no, that's John Elton.
Oh, Elton John?
No, no, no. John Elton, quarterback of the Denver Broncos, former quarterback.
Oh, really?
Is that true?
Yeah, John Elton, former quarterback of the Broncos,
John Madden, famous singer, songwriter.
Elton John, not a thing.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, Elton John, was that the one that had the pooper?
No, that's Elvis.
Oh yeah, Elvis John.
Elvis John, that's Elvis John. Famous song singer
and generous lover.
Right.
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
There are a lot of John's in the world. It's easy mistake to make.
Yeah, and all of them are bitches.
51 to have a last name to start with, S.
Ooh, is that true?
Long John Silver?
That's the guy that got swallowed by the whale in the Bible, I think.
That's right.
Is that right? Did I get that right?
Yeah, Long John Silver got swallowed by the whale in the Bible
because he didn't want to talk to the people of Minerva.
Right.
Oh
Famously what about Joe? What about Joseph Stalin?
Joseph Stalin was I think Jesus is stepped at. Oh
You have a good relationship
I don't know it's kind of unknown. He just kind of disappears. Oh
That's okay, you'll come back later. He's just getting some cigarettes and some milk. Yeah, probably
Okay, all right, all right, all right, let's ride
Moby dick no Moby dick was the whale
Moby dick was the whale that that that swallowed Joseph Stalin
Toby Toby dick was Spider-Man in the Spider-Man movies. Oh, you know, you're thinking of you're thinking of um
I
That's it's on the tip of my tongue Peter Cooper
Peter Cooper
Spider-man. Yes. Yes
Yes, yes, okay, let's go top on it. Let's hop on it. Let's hop on it. Okay, ready to rip ready to rip
Fuck you buddy. Oh, there's a John right there. There's John said piece of crap piece of crap
Oh, he said said piece is said
He's the waves
We have you wait, what about what about my eyes
Your ass
No, the man mr. My eyes
My as first aid Dixon
Oh, first name Dixon, last name Mayas.
Correct, yes.
Have you heard of that man?
He's legendary.
He's- Legendary.
He solved World Hunger, I believe.
He solved it and then- And then he reinstituted it because he felt like everybody was too
happy.
Now let's ride!
Right.
This is where we really do the quest again and we get out.
I'm tired of these shenanigans, these goofball games.
That's what we've done with it.
Let's do it.
Let's be done with...
Go right get the key. I got my even
No, I don't I don't something he leaves you to get the key get up there put it up on and then leave
No goofing around no goof on around this is serious business
You know we need you to touch the trinkets are all racist slurs exactly exactly all I do is just say racist slurs
All they do up there. Oh
All those twitch guys do all they do. It's going to they say oh
We're supposed to talk about when they left right here for us
Abandoned everything I just said ignore the question. You have to kill this guy. Okay. I
Logged in oh, and I have the bug where I have to alt
Bucking
Troy what a treat you spark
You are cut down cheap you are cut down what you say much what what you had sparger sparger
Am I just watch it? Yeah, I'm moving past much right now. I'm running into the street for spades
Okay, okay, okay.
She fucked, she fucked.
Oh shit.
Stupid toy.
The VN Cal said,
Hey boss,
How long have the boys been in the lab working on a new slur for Glucy to use?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Three of us didn't make it.
Oh, shit.
Wish us luck.
That's a dangerous, dangerous, dangerous endeavor.
endeavor a lot of a lot of a lot of good men might not make it but wow I
coach he's gonna be ecstatic to hear about this coach he's gonna be all
the people the message as soon as he huts back in after the game oh he's
going up to the bridge right now already I described the key from the
thing I'll come back okay we're on me to there me to there
fucking
were you at the watch we had
is this you running up
uh i am standing
there's somebody under bridge there's somebody under bridge
i want the other side of the bridge to the playground
i'm standing on the playground from the stairs were you at
no i i i'm in the weight room
or the like the uh mail room
there was somebody
someone between us
i think so are you sprinting right now
yeah you sprinted i sprinted
okay maybe i should be
okay I'm going in the mail room
I got my flashlight on
come on in the bus, come on in the room, quickly, quickly
I got your stream up, it's a little behind
oopsie
oh that's okay
quickly, quickly, quickly
we grab this thing and it'll be immediately, no goofballing around
no goofballing around
Mm-hmm. Oh
It's not the same spot this time. Hey, yeah, these back here. Oh, it's a GP. Oh, damn it
But I think wait
It's it's similar like right on this corner
It's right here. It's right here. Oh god. I thought it first right on the corner. It's around the corner
I thought it first
Maybe next time fool
You'd be next time fool. You'll be as smart as quick as I
that was an excursion collapsed straight away you know you can go out the
other way right wait what we mean it's another way
whoa no way much safer much safer new technology
Oh
The safest route is sprinting through yep, that's right. That's right. The quicker you go the
Less issue because you're too quick to see
I'm doing more than that the Seattle guys
Have I've clinched the match
They've put them out to the higher score
Oh, congratulations to the Seattle gentlemen.
It is not good.
The gentlemen from Seattle.
It is not good.
Okay.
You have to be from Seattle to be on the Seattle team.
Yeah.
I'm dead.
I love it.
I love this house.
God.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh
Shut that funny when it happens to me playing this game again. It's nice the last night
I'm ever playing this game again. Would you get shot by the boss? Would you get on the street?
It's you don't check any corners. You just sprint
No, down the street behind
Okay, I think okay hold on now for a second go ahead and pause everybody pause
everybody pause
Everybody pauses literally a hundred snipers on top of that building. Oh what the hell is going on?
Okay, and they have bulletproof faces all right
Okay, like you do like you do
Alright, I saw enough brain matter come out of that man to paint a mural
But he just walked away. He did a little light jog to the left. Well, did you see the helmet he had on?
Oh, yeah, the bread that target little square shape tap very good
Don't worry, I'm a revenge you okay, which way mm-hmm revenge you
Which we watch I'll be to get revenge you
Okay, you've got to be serious you've got to fucking got me camey there goes my stomach there goes my stomach
Oh my god. You've gotta be fucking my ass.
Why is there so many damn snipers?
What is going on around here?
You who that was? That was my ass.
First name Dixon.
Uh...
That's who it was.
That's who it was, watch.
Little bitty healer thing.
Is a new heal up here? I'm gonna go grab another little drinky.
Oh, take your time. I'll take it.
By the time you get back I will have this guy's head on a pike.
All right, can't wait to see it. I will have this fool's head on a pike and I will claim victory of this retic lab!
Lock it, boys. Lock it.
Get it!
We're gonna get this fool. We're gonna get this fool.
All right hold on now wait a second.
Pause! Pause! Pause! My plane is completely zero. Pause! Pause! Pause! Pause! I'm calling
time out I'm calling a timeout timeout timeout timeout timeout calling a
timeout
okay right oh my oh my good boys
Okay.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
This guy's good boys, this guy's good.
Oh god, this guy's good.
This guy is good.
Okay, I'm getting cybers again, perfect.
And I'm dead.
Holy shit.
Get a job!
Then a job and a loving wife!
Holy shit!
Are you seeing that are you seeing that are you seeing that?
Excellent raid gentlemen excellent raid
Sorry know what I gotta do. I
You already know you didn't know what the bungalow is up to now boys. You already know
Oh, you already know what the book is getting down into now, boys.
Excellent.
Oh, I'm already here.
We're already here.
Oh, we're already at that.
We're already at the, we're already at the lobby.
Okay. You know what?
I know just what to do.
I know just what to do.
I know why our luck is not being good.
I know just what to do.
Okay.
has been forwarded
Your call has been for this son of a bitch.
Oh, he saw it too.
He, yo, he saw it.
He saw it.
He was sitting there waiting for it to stop ringing.
He was sitting there waiting for it to stop ringing.
This S O B.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you he was, yeah, yeah, he was sitting there waiting.
He was sitting there waiting.
Close.
He said, I'll hop on right out to the football game and guess, guess what
time it is, buddy?
And after the football game.
Read someone to die instead of us Mr. Clokes he better be here in the next 10 minutes almost
I'm gonna circumcise him triple circumstances. Have you ever seen a triple circumcision gimmick? I have not
Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. Oh my god. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
He better be here in the next 10 minutes
Well, I will be performing a triple circumcision on him a triple
Circumcision on close heat. There'll be nothing left. There's a good. There'll be nothing
It'll look like someone sanded his junk down. It's just one long gooch
It goes from it goes from his ass crack up to his belly button looks like he's a he's a he's a he's a woody doll
Okay, you know what you're saying? You're saying you like the toy story like toast or yet toy story
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Exactly. Exactly.
Oh, that will be tough to come back from.
100%.
Emotionally. Psychologically, of course. Psychologically, of course.
I am now out of money. Please tell me I have Bitcoin.
Please, please, please, please, please.
I have no... Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, no.
into a non-zerity hero. I'm not doing zero to zero, but I'm not bringing out another
two million dollar kit. You don't think so? I think I'm gonna go and bring on a tasteful
maybe. I'm gonna go ahead and call this the tasteful. I have a way of rectifying
our money situation. May I pitch you a plan? I would love to hear a plan. I don't have
enough to oh my god you don't have enough for the plan okay i'm upgrading to
like more of a 200k cat which is conservative but it's like a 200k cat
i'm gonna i'm getting i'm getting some extra money give me a second
but i'm cutting myself by one dollar
guys can somebody buy these can somebody please
Is anybody need intelligent folders?
Is anyone need intelligent folders?
Spear, spare teens, sir, spare teens.
Are you jacking up the prices and hoping...
No, no, no, no, really the lowest price is on the thing.
I swear that the lowest price is the lowest price is the lowest price.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Thanks guys, thanks guys, thanks guys.
That's fucking cool.
I'm three million dollars. I will say yes. Yes, you know
Yes, yes now listen
I will say I usually have bitcoins graphics cards and intelligence folders as backup if I lose a lot of money
That was my last intelligence folder and I have no bitcoins and I have no GPUs either if I lose this three million
We're actually gonna run into a real problem. We're gonna run to an actual real problem
So I have a new idea one that will allow us to spread our wings and fly
spread our wings and
They don't want us to fly gimmick. They don't want us to fly. They don't want us to fly
They want us to they want us to drown in a in a pool of
Whatever hey this thing they want us what to do to us
Here's the plan
Hello, is this thing, hello?
Listen carefully.
Oh yeah.
Listen very carefully.
Okay.
I'll just take my words because I will not repeat myself.
I need to go to the laboratory and get some money.
Okay, I'll just take my words because I'm repeating myself.
I need to go to the laboratory and get some money.
What do you think, boss?
What do you think?
Just a couple dollars.
A couple dollars.
Just a couple dollars.
Just a couple dollars.
Yep, you know what? Fuck it, listen.
Just a dollar or two.
I'm not changing my kit, though.
I'm not changing my kit.
Okay, we'll come back to that quest that we've been trying for three hours and it's possibly one of the most simple quests on the entire game, and do it later.
Yes. It really is. Very low level quest.
Very simple. Very simple.
I am ready. I go straight to the labs now. I go straight.
That's good. That's good to hear. Let me get a couple goodies.
We will descend upon the demons in the laboratory.
We will descend upon them.
We will descend upon them at once.
One more goodies.
Just a few more goodies.
One or two more goodies.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's ride!
Let's ride
Let's
Wait no pixel you won't wait is it no pixel that GTA server
Yeah, yeah
Is it what's what's all the buzz about that again? I forgot it's like something
They released the brand new
like version five or whatever the long-awaited version five they're
exclusive you had to get an invite to get in I wanted to get I wanted to stop
playing GTA and I kind of forgot about it so I never even tried but yeah I mean
if you're in a GTRP it's like the bees knees right now it's a bees knees you
think it's the bees knees right now everybody's on everybody's on but it's
gtrp which is honestly gtrp is a lot of fun for a short term but if you really want to
lock in and like play gtrp like a video game it's so grindy it's crazy i like to just goof
around i get into it for like two weeks at a time i goof around i don't progress at all
i get a lot of people killed and it's a blast and then i get to the point where it's
It's just like, all right, if I'm gonna keep playing,
I need to actually like do things
and then I realize what it takes
to do anything in that game and I quit.
Yeah, I tried GTA with Hodgson like seven months ago
and they, I think, because I'm like a streamer,
they let me goof around,
but I can tell how serious everybody else is being.
Like- Oh, you get a lot of extra grace
when you're a streamer.
Well, apparently when I was,
I pretend when I was-
It wasn't like a medium sized streamer.
But I was the kind to be a cop.
I actually killed the mayor of the whole city by accident.
Oh, yeah.
And they said that was a no-no.
Oh yeah, they'll get pushed like, there is a line.
They did not like that.
I remember doing it.
You can't just do whatever you want.
You're three years old.
Why did they just time out?
Mr. Peanut, I have a dog named Ducada.
And tomorrow is her sixth birthday.
Can you wish my little girl a happy birthday?
Happy birthday!
I will say
It's got done, John!
I'm assuming it took you too?
Gets it on! Gets it on!
It's amazing.
It's quite hard on things to see about it.
Serious ones.
Like, if you want, like, serious GTRP,
that prodigy is among the more serious ones.
Maybe, maybe.
Now, let's ride!
I
Steve fussed I forgot to bring night this is okay. We have to kill someone fast before they turn the night
Turn off the cover like
You bring that is a boss, but did I bring a what night vision?
Perfect we are screwed unless it kills one right here. I got a flashlight. Oh, that's great the year
People are beeping.
People are beeping.
Have you ever just saw a shadow down there or something?
I just mean me moving.
Did you just see your own shadow?
No, no, when I roll up to another six or weeks of winter now.
There's Tim Brown with one foot at a time.
There's Tim Brown with one foot at a time.
There's Tim Brown with one foot at a time.
Shit!
My man, my man!
Good luck, Dduke.
Let me down, Mr. Blasphemy.
Good to see you again with the man.
Good to see you again, big man.
Good to see you again, big man.
Hope you do it well, my boy.
Thanks for the good I can't slacken.
Just for you, Mr. Blasphemy.
Just for you, Mr. Blasphemy.
On the house.
You're walking in the house.
I see a damn thing.
We could.
What?
You're acting like I said quack.
What if we went to the place where you turn off the power and we camped it because the
guy who turns off the power is definitely going to have night vision.
That's true!
Unless he's out of psycho.
Unless he's a crazy man.
Thanks for watching this series, brother.
I hope you have enjoyed that big man.
I hope you're doing something, but I hope you're doing something, brother.
Well, you see?
Are we pretty cool?
Wait.
Did I swear I'm here in a creep?
I'm here in somebody creeping around.
to keep around I don't know it could just be Tarkov I swear I keep here just a
whisper whispering to whisper tickles whispering tickles whispering tickle here
and there whispering tickles whispering tickle whispering tickle
Let's go down to residence and take a little peek, yeah?
So what's the problem, Stu? Running.
Hey, I got him.
What? How's I got not dead?
I don't think so. My attack is...
I'm sorry, I'm trying to find the head with this. It's AP!
Welcome to my night, dude. Welcome to my night.
He's hurt bad, he's hurt bad.
Let me to you again.
He's doing good, eh?
He's hurt bad, he's hurt bad, bad.
I
Wish the kids
Keep moving. Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on now. Okay. He's got my exact location
This is good
He's got the hallway.
He's throwing grenades.
Hit him again, but I got a fucking oozy that thing kicked like a whore.
She's still back in that room.
He's healing again.
Yeah, yeah, he's still back there.
He's healing again.
Push out, you push out.
This guy's good, this guy's good.
He's down.
He's down.
this guy is good this guy is good
and again? push up push up
he trapped he trapped i'm gonna close his doors
push up he pushed
I
Hear you me me
Why won't you die?
Even know where you hit
how is this guy not dead holy crap
finally Jesus Christ she's low ease oh my god he just wouldn't die he just
wait is what die who knew all you do is sacrifice your friend to kill him that
was easy I should do that to the start yeah yeah no problem no problem you're
good man you're a very good man fired with just my flashlight we'll go
sort my loot back here once I can save a little bit of loot sort a little
bit of loot sort not gonna pack some axe too we're just running to see them
was we thought that's good that'll help it'll help us in the long game it'll
I hope it's in the long game for sure.
Oh god.
Get a couple...
I got a couple magazines with this new foundamble.
Like you do, like you do.
And there...
Mr. Buttnugget!
I won't let it to the...
BASTIF SHIT!
BASTIF W the tempest of Buttnugget!
My...
My...
My...
My...
What the hell is going on tonight?
It's a celebration. It's you must be impressed with my skill. They do not call me
LeBron games of dark opera nothing gentlemen. You should not even be impressed. Every time I kill
some giant dad, you say, Peter, what I expected it. I expect I'm not even a smile on my face.
No reaction for how much I expected it was so simple so simple. Oh
God and Mr. Smith was mumbling over the twinge. That's a weird amount of specific sounds.
Good man, good a man!
And Mr. It's Nolksman, what a good man, good a man!
Appreciate ya, my boy.
He's gonna let me die.
Thank you, boys.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you.
Thank you to each and every one of you boys.
I appreciate you boys.
I hope you guys have a great time.
Appreciate you guys.
Support the stream of the muggles in that fashion,
so I appreciate you boys.
Thank you, brothers.
And don't you worry.
I will revenge, Mr. gimmick.
I will revenge our fallen comrade,
our fallen brother.
I would by getting very rich and getting all the big coins and all of the taxes
That is how we were eventually that is the only thing we can do
We spit out a little bit to keep them cool. Don't want the body getting too hot
Oh
You make anything I can do make you feel more comfortable
comfortable. Say what? It's easy. I can do to make you feel more comfortable. Can you
cool down the earth? Yes. That is my question to you, sir. That is my question to you. I
have been so swampy and sweaty tonight. I just feel like, I feel like a cup of goop.
A cup of not like your group. Oh, like actual good like green
Goop with mosquitoes in it sitting in the Sun and gimmick when you went shut the hell up for a second
Sort of blue room. Oh sure. Yeah, not a problem. I'll shut up anytime you think you're doing my lips
And I won't see you shut the fuck up immediately
in the wind
Say are you in the blue room?
Oh, he's definitely the blue jump, oh my god.
Are you in there?
You have to tell me if you're in there, I'm from the United Nations, would be against
international law, do not reveal your location.
I
Can assure her somebody
Looks like the heat's coming to you too, huh?
I keep hearing him every time he talks I hear him, he's like he knows what he's talking about
Every time, every guy
You're right. He keeps moving. That's right. Yeah, keep talking to him. He's moving
Well, now that you want me to talk I don't know what to say. I'm on the spot. Oh
He's he's prone in the corner with
Cut-off Levi shorts
Oh my god.
Did you get it from Daisy Penny?
It was on the for sale, the sale rack?
He's out there with the clearance rack.
A pair of cut off denim shorts, custom cut.
Oh god.
And a pair of garden shoes from Home Depot.
Oh god.
Oh he means business.
He came to play.
I don't want to alarm you.
He came to play.
I don't want to alarm you, but I smell pennies.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh, this is the tree you keep.
God!
I'm following you boys, follow me gang!
See a little peep around this corner nice and easy, while no one's looking.
Nice and covert.
They've got a couple of goodies, got the two brass, got the two brass.
There's a couple of goodies here.
Stupid, a stupid egg.
It's not stupid, it's not a stupid egg, idiot.
Stupid egg?
It's not a stupid egg.
It's not stupid, it's a cool egg.
Who are you looking at, stupid gym bag?
What, anything stupid in there?
Would you like to know?
You're just gonna make fun of it.
Oh, I got another egg.
There's two stupid eggs?
Oh my god, dude.
It's not stupid.
We should go peanut two stupid eggs from now on
Please oh god, please don't there goes to stupid eggs everybody used to make fun of me
They would have they would come up with nicknames just like that
Because they would call me big cock and and I've been peanut tower on his good and and and and horse penis and
There's no peanuts in them channel. I bet you it's just two little stupid eggs
It's a gimmick where you actually shut the hell up immediately, please.
Holy shit, what are we doing? What are we talking about?
Yo, this is pretty peaceful without having to play with that ghoul gimmick.
This is pretty peaceful. I'm just gonna walk around and have a great time.
You're welcome.
Thanks for dying. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Yeah, I died so you could kill that guy. All right. Thank you sick of them fighting with this stupid Uzi
You're good man, I went in for the gold. You're a good man. Bye. You're a good man. Thank you boss
Thank you, boss. No, we're I thought we were going back to streets
I got some budget kit, and then we're going to labs, and I just really get your money. You went with it
We had to get some money
It's spirit. It's spirit. It's spirit. You need spirit?
It's spirit. I need spirit. Okay. It's gotta come, it's gotta come more goodies down this
cadet. It's a couple more goodies. Nothing too precious.
A car kit, a car kit back there, car kit. Oh, thanks, Mars. Thanks, Mars. I almost
missed it. You missed it. You missed it. Thank you, Mars. Thank you, Mars. I almost
missed it. Whoo. There's definitely someone moving out there, but I'm not even gonna
to be able to hear him cuz give it what's that the fuck up I'm just gonna let him
get a welcome to let him do it when I speak I'm gonna let him kill me that's
cuz they're always speaking that's cuz I I'm haunting you this is a haunting
is a haunting this is a haunting you could have saved my life but you didn't
you only peaked after I died you can't be you're forgetting to you're
really good to consider the most important factor oh my god he's right
here oh my god go away go but I found them cause of your death now you're no
longer in pregnancy you're so can be released
I'm gonna go when they go and finish my business in your dead body's bottle if
you're talking Bitcoin and I will cease the haunting find me a bit calling
Hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Okay, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Everybody relax.
That's Danny and the boys.
That's Danny and the boys?
Alright hold on, there's a thousand of them?
How are you doing this in full zoom?
That's just a glitch, I'm not actually in full zoom, boss.
I'm not actually in full zoom.
That's just a glance.
Are you a god?
Matt, no, I've seen that.
No, I'm at 1x.
I'm at 1x.
I'm at 1x.
So do you want to buy some?
From my screen, dude, do you look like the...
Do you look like some kind of...
Was I hacking out there?
Was I hacking?
Was I hacking?
I was about to report to you, dude.
I was about to...
Look at Heavens, look at Heavens.
Send a tasteful little email to Nikita.
Hey, I know this burnt peanut guy probably
says you a lot of games.
But did you see what he just did?
Oh, god.
Don't believe your tone.
Monster beats Sam.
Peanut, can you please wish my wife Jill a happy birthday?
She's the best.
Oh, hold on.
I don't know if Jill's the best.
I'm sure Jill's lovely.
I'm sure Jill is a great lady.
I'm sure Jill has many accolades.
But is she literally the best?
I feel like that's an exaggeration.
I'm sure she's a very lovely lady,
but are you saying she's the best woman on the planet?
like ever, to ever exist, I totally get complimenting your own wife 100%, but that just seems like
a wild exaggeration. I'm sure even Jill would agree that there's, she's probably out there,
but she's probably not literally number one, the best ever, maybe like top 10, Jill's
probably in the top 10, but I feel like the spot for number one out of what, four
billion women that's that is us that is a steep competition that is a steep
very steep competition very steep but I'm just a very lovely lady a very lovely
lady and and she's mini accolades mini accolades but happy birthday jail which
whimsical and magical activities magical activities
Jill's a guy. Oh, what if Jill's a guy? Oh, wait a second. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is your
name Jack by chance? I'm gonna crack this case wide open. I see your step to my right.
See, every time I talk, you hear footsteps. Are you just hearing shit through my microphone?
I feel like I'm hearing shit through your microphone, but I'm gonna definitely die
because you won't set the hell up.
100%.
Ooh.
Get it shut the fuck up.
Three minutes straight.
I said one thing at a time.
Just go for a new PR.
Just go for a new PR you dumbass.
Ooh.
There's plenty of room for more loot.
Ooh.
A little sum sum.
Don't drop the plates.
Don't drop the plates it's a curse.
Oh God.
It's a curse?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Oh God.
Oh no.
Oh, oh God.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a curse.
Lady, she's coming to enact the curse.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Get the couple goodies couple goodies nothing to press nothing to press nothing to garris
sounds like so much already leave it how is
Oh my
Oh my
Hey get out of there
Oh my
Oh great the fortuna
Get out of there
Oh just a couple more please
Just a little more
Just a little, just nothing too fresh
Nothing too fresh, just a little
Just a couple of things
On my screen, I know on your screen you're looting
But I'm asking you're staring right at the bulge you should really am I am I that's rather your my ski gloves is firing it oh
Okay, fair enough
Kind of weird but I mean it's dead but he eats their own teeth
Don't you judge me it's just a no judge. Oh my god these guys are fucking package only dingle
Oh, these guys are packing.
Oh, man.
You see this boy?
You see this?
He shouldn't have pushed.
Do something, something, eat, little something, something.
Hurry, hurry.
Oh, oh my.
Oh, oh, man.
You gotta lose something to nice and loads thing.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, alright. Okay, good to go. I-
Ooh, it's time to go, but you don't have a bit going. You will die before you extract
Because you have ignored the ghost of gimmick your friend
Friend is a strong word acquaintance acquaintance
If you're a queen slash good friend gimmick
You sacrifice
Oh god, they just turn up like a vision right below me.
Oh god, I'm gonna have to see.
Let it!
Be careful.
My blue day was careful.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, dingle.
Oh, let it!
Blackened.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
I just... I am gonna...
Those fools will never catch me.
They will never catch me.
They will never catch me.
They will never catch me.
They're chasing you.
No, no, no.
There's a dead person!
There's both of them people!
We're all these dead people!
Oh my...
I think you're just sleeping.
You're just sleeping, boss?
Honestly, we're just sleeping.
We're just sleeping.
Oh god.
Wake up, sir! Wake up!
Wake up!
He's asleep. There's a sleeper.
He's taking a quick nap.
It's my little sleeper
She's a good year too. She's a good year too. Just come work is a good year too
What what are two movies? Oh
My god too much death of destruction. Oh, I barely can stomach it. Oh
Wow what what?
What?
What?
Nothing?
What?
You didn't see that?
What?
Where did I see?
Where did I see?
The player that's obviously watching you right now?
Am I ready to take the shot?
Okay, alright.
Okay, jeez.
Don't just give me like that.
Don't just scour me like that.
Oh my God.
Oh, this guy is massive!
This guy is massive!
I told you.
Also, there's a left guy on those other stairs.
But wait, what's this?
Oh, there it is.
Oh my God, this guy is huge.
This guy is absolutely massive.
Let me drop their bag.
This guy is huge.
This guy is absolutely massive.
Oh my God.
Oh, we're going to be dealing with it.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, I'm actually going to have to bring up your streams so I can see this.
It's huge.
He's huge.
He's huge.
He's absolutely massive.
He's massive.
He's massive.
Oh my God.
He's massive.
He's massive.
Oh, yeah.
Paltry Lou.
Ridiculous.
Oh, he's massive.
He's massive.
You mess it, you mess it.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Okay, so you come over here, you just come over here,
you just give me one, you just give me one together,
I'm almost done.
I'm almost done, just come over here.
Yeah?
Just come over here.
No, this is great.
My favorite way to play Tarkov is just sort of watch you
play Tarkov, kick back, have a few drinks,
do a little ghost work.
Just come over here, just come over here.
I swear I'm almost done, I swear.
I swear.
No, no, no, I'm not even joking.
This is great, dude.
After the night I've had, I'm sweaty.
My ass is literally gone.
It's gone.
It's literally gone.
I'm just here having a good time watching you.
It's like ASMR loot simulator.
Oh, God, a lot of, you know, can I, if you want a tip?
Give me a tip, give me a tip, give me a tip.
A lot of dumb ass heels in your, in the, taking up space.
What?
You need two out of three.
How many two out of three callots do you need?
Oh, everyone's a critic.
Everyone's a critic, huh?
I'll just sit back and fucking relax, buddy.
Everyone's a critic.
Oh, you got rid of it, he got rid of it.
Everybody's a critic.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Everyone always just wants to give their two cents
about how to bungulate the loons, huh?
Have you ever thought that the bungulator's a genius?
Offered I just offered if you wanted some some thoughts some common. Here's a thought fuck yourself
Good
No, I was gonna do that anyways, I was gonna drop that anyways asshole
No, I was gonna drop that anyways jackass
I was gonna drop that anyways. I was thinking I gotta get rid of all these calic bees. I remember I was thinking
I was thinking though. You're not in my head. You're not in my head. I have to give it up all the calic bees
It's my destiny my destiny
It's my destiny
It would do what like literally what I do like literally what what do I do? What do I do?
I have two bunch crap. I have too much stuff. I have way too much stuff
drop in a spear I'd never use a spear anyways the type 20s I do use that's
what I'm doing the type 20 I mean is the spear not that I mean I remember like
four wipes ago spear was the shit but I don't see a lot of people using it
anymore be honest probably right definitely keep that empty like
definitely keep that empty 556 mag though you're an asshole you know that
Get a piece of crap piece of shit like 14
Beats every one's a critic everyone's a critic
everyone's a critic keep that
Everybody's a critic everyone's a critic
Everybody's one to tell the buggy
I'm thinking really hard bunch. I'm thinking really hard. I'm calm. I'm just telling you as a calm observer
I'm helping I'm helping. I'm thinking really hard. I'm thinking really hard. I'm thinking super hard. I'm super hard right now
Okay
Okay, you said there's one more back by using this one more back back
Was one more backpack
You see this one over here on the other stairs despite the dead bodies just right next to him what device on the stairs
I did right oh that was his arm or never mind you had all you don't have any room
anyway get out of there fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
okay lunch oh I'm not even redway I'm not even the red this is going pretty
good there's good at all that is good at all just quick skedaddling nothing to
I forgot my second gun. Oh my god. Oh go back! Go back! Go back! Go back! Go back!
Okay.
Okay. Where's my tank 20? Got it!
We got it.
I don't have any water. I don't have any water.
Move! Move! Move!
I forgot the Mb7. No, I only have the Mb7. The Mb7 is in the backpack.
The Mb7 is in the backpack, is it?
could be some of the backpack?
I can't remember, I can't remember.
I gotta check, I gotta know.
Okay.
There's something right there, there's something right there.
Move, move, move.
I'm a Chucky Monkey, I'm a Chucky Monkey.
Oh god, I'm a Chucky Monkey.
Yeah, I'm about to run and statement,
I'm about to run and statement.
I just want to make this.
Oh god, I'm about to run and statement.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god, do I need water?
You want it?
Okay.
I'll just pop it in and see if you can-
GO GO GO!
If you just want to visit down here, I'm so fucked.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna call the elevator, I'm gonna call the elevator and come back.
Move move move!
What?
Oh my-
Please somebody- I've activated the power. Please please please please.
Please please please please somebody- I'm gonna have-
Please somebody activate the power, please please please.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
Do that! Move, move, move!
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
BAM!
Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat! Burr-Rat!
Hey, yeah! Too easy! Too easy!
Hold on your death bed, and you're rich, and you're living in your mansion from all that loot you just got.
You'll say, it was all because of my friend gimmick. He sacrificed himself so that one of us could live.
You are very noble sacrifice, Mississippi! A very noble sacrifice!
You will not should be forgotten you will live on in the halls above all of forever. You will live on in the house
Okay. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh
Let me see all right, let me
Okay, oh
It's so much shit. Oh
Oh, my God, you want to make gimmick jealous, actually.
Actually, it's not really all that much gimmick.
It really isn't.
It really isn't.
We don't want to make him feel bad.
It really isn't anything a gimmick.
It really isn't all that much gimmick.
It really is not all that much.
No, it's really, I mean, it's honestly subpar.
Subpar loot to be quite frank.
Subpar yeah, it's just like yeah pick is a little pick me up
It's a little pig. Yeah, so just give me like two seconds while I just you know get ready for this next way
And so I really don't have anything to take out of my backpack
Which would be like one second while I organize my lose me one quick second. Okay?
Hit the studio, just to take a duke
Run up to the street with that fucking loop
Pull up to your block, to your fucking trap
Run out with the stag, with the fucking trap
Get them fucking bread, gettin' fucking bands
Pull up on your mans like I'm Peter Pan
Fuckin' on your bitch, fuckin' on your thigh
Smokin' fuckin' rocks, smokin' fuckin' crack
Pull up in the back with the fuckin' strap
Run up to your trap, bitch, I'm fuckin' back
Pull up with the feet with the fuckin' beat
Sticky on my head, sticky on my shit
Sticky on my side, sticky on my crib
Bitch, on my crib, on my fuckin' crib
Pull up to your crib, make me wanna poop
All this fuckin' bread, make me wanna poop
Pull up to the studio, take a duke
It really wasn't much, Mr. gimmick. It really wasn't all that much.
It wasn't? Oh, that's funny.
It took me two seconds to unload that loot, because there was none to unload.
There was none to unload, truly.
I mean, I know, maybe next time we can get a little something-something, you think?
Maybe next time we can get a little something-something.
Just a little something-something. Nothing too brass, of course. Nothing too brass.
Well, listen, I'm pretty kind of a hard line guy on I don't want it to be if it's brash. I'm then if it's brash its ass
You know what I'm saying if it's brash its ass
Yeah, if it's brash its ass if it's if it's brash its
If it's brash its ass
They say that you say a lot I
See it all the time
Really are you really always say that yeah, we haven't heard you make say that before
I'm always saying that
No, you bitch. I think that is what you say isn't it? That's a cat phrase. I say that all the time. It's practically a catchphrase
We everybody tell you this this is the first time
Ridiculous, I know just what to do
Wait, oh, we close you just actually close you just takes me
Hold on. Where is he at?
I'm calling him.
He said he I can see the little button where he's texting.
And now I can jump into a call because I know he's on his phone.
And I can see that he's typing.
I know I can see that he's typing.
So now I'm going to drop it now.
Now if he doesn't answer, we know he's an asshole
because I can see that he's typing. You mean? Absolutely.
Now we got him, boys. Now we got him.
I
Don't say anything. I'm sure you don't say anything. They usually say I'm sure you don't say anything. I'm screaming
No, no, we would never think you're racist
No, yeah, of course of course of course of course
Of course. No, yeah, guys. We don't yeah every every the test thing with we don't think your race is cozy
That's all that's everything I see. You know that you made this cozy.
Cosies don't worry. We don't think we're right. You're racist. You're not racist at all.
So why do you think? Why do you think? I don't say anything bad.
Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, I just want to let you know that I was screaming so that you could
you say hi to everyone.
Oh, hi guys.
They're all saying hi back. They're all saying hi, Clogsy.
They're all saying hi.
Hey guys, how's it going?
Oh
Oh, I was I was remember what you see you were hopping on after the football game is a football game over boss
It's actually over time. Oh it is. Let me ask my mother is guys. This is over time on the game
It's been over liar no no fucking liar it's over no it's not by getting one guy
one guy you'll get one guy yeah I think you're getting one guy I mean wait
let's just chat say the lying racist hold on now wait why don't listen how
would you hop in the chat we'll talk it over we'll get to the bottom of this
Okay, I'm going to bring Drac.
Wait, why?
Because I mean, Drac, they're talking about something very important right now.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, an intellectual conversation between Cloaksy and Drac.
That's like going back in time with a time machine getting to sit in a room with Socrates and Einstein.
Oh, dude, imagine the conversations that we could hear all we would be learning.
Two of the greatest minds clashing in a discord.
to be talking about the most topical economic state of the world questions you have ever heard of.
We get into that room where we can hear what he's saying and wow, wow, are we going to be able to
solve some real problems in this world? I had to explain to you what a square foot was a year ago.
like 30. Okay, all right, I'll give you that one. Square foot's our dumb. That's okay. You got
okay. That's true. All right. Oh, you have to give that you have to give him that one. That
is true. That is they are dumb. Um, that's true. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, okay. You got me
then. Also dragon saying question mark, question mark, question mark. I don't think
He's in my chat saying question mark, question mark.
I'm on discord with him.
He's in my chat putting a bunch of question marks
like you guys are not even talking.
I'm muted right now, talking to you.
Oh, he goes, I'm questioning your strays dickhead.
Oh, I was calling him an idiot.
Oh.
I'm doing, I'm doing a discord.
Oh, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
You got him, boys.
We got him.
We got him. Oh, we got him boy. We got a trap reset trap set trap set trap set match
LeBron James of negotiation. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We I know how to reel a man boys
Don't think you don't know how to we
Oh
You gotta come to my next crawfish boil brother. Oh, you gotta come to my next crawfish boil brother
Let me tell you something. Oh, let me tell you gotta come to my next crawfish boil brother
Yes, sir, I went down to I went down to bookies got myself a tamo poncho for when it rains
Man, you know what I mean?
Oh God, got my little rubber slippers on
and a chemo poncho in the middle of the night
catching crawls with $17,000 US military grade night
mission.
Yeah, I caught a catfish by yay long last week.
I got a picture here on my iPhone 12.
You want to see it?
Oh God, damn right I do.
Oh, God, hold my trash bag full of crawfish.
Now take a look.
I'll hold your trash bag full of crawfish. Why don't I just put it in the bed of my
2008 Ford F-150 all white. What do you think?
Yeah, then paint chips are intentional. It adds to the prestige of the view. Yes, sir. It does. Yes, sir. Oh
Look what the cat dragon. Look what the cat dragon. Let's take a little look. Oh
Well, well
What can you possibly want?
Dreams.
Can a peanut not dream?
Can a peanut not explore his mind for wants and needs?
Can a peanut not look up at the stars and wonder what if?
Can a peanut not conceptualize his partner's world, what role he plays?
Now his soul is intertwined with others around him on this landscape that we call life.
Even someone passing by on the street, no interaction.
Our souls are intertwined for eternity.
Why can a peanut not ponder that for just a mere moment?
Why not take a moment, just a second?
I think why are we here?
Why do we do what we do?
Is that illegal?
A moment?
Can a peanut not take a second?
A moment ago, you were catching crawfish with a trash bag.
I did catch crawfish with a
I also caught a lot of crawfish with a trash bag brother.
We got six trash bags full of crawfish.
Hey, look.
Who's he?
What?
Give him back.
What do you what do you mean I don't think that you're online. Yeah, yeah, I'm not
Well hop in hop in
Hark off
Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah, it's a hot new game hot new hot new game. Yeah
Who she gets your ass in here, but you said that you said you play after the game
They're calling this the wow killer
I don't know. Oh my god. Do not tell me guys are playing wow right now
No, can we even see what we're doing? I
I have that thing you know that you I delayed yesterday to play with you for five hours. Oh
Well, glad for six hours
You made a peanut a promise and you never turn your back on a beautiful peanut when you make that was yesterday
I swore I swore yesterday
I said peanut you have my exact word and you said swear to God and I said yes
And then I stayed for an extra two hours
You said you'd play after the game.
Get off.
I'd like to let everybody know as the public service announcement we're calling peanut
two stupid eggs now.
It's a lot kind of a mouthful but it's a new nickname.
We as you know this guy, he's gone off the deep end.
He's died every rate of the night just brain is snapping at you.
I was killing it.
You were what?
Long say!
Alright guys, you're right now.
Full time.
I mean chicken tenders.
Oh, she opened the game second to my chillies.
Hey, I have to go do this.
I will do one raid, but I mean I have to.
No, I can't because there's one raid.
There's one quick raid.
Also, hold on a goddamn minute.
We survived the exact same amount of times.
because you survived last lab's raid and I survived without you the what in like
three hours ago the dark of course you guys you guys have fun your raid
every kill you get really this is not gonna be tonight you get it I'll take
your shot for every kill you got oh okay dude oh wait what I want you to
go daddy when I downloaded Tarkov I open penis stream to like low key kind of
didn't seem to get one kill.
Oh, she's my mic stays over.
Ooh, listen, as much as, um,
you can't even fix your ass.
Okay, I agree.
As much as, you know, me and Tarkin, me and Pnut
have the exact same survival rate tonight.
I will say, you're gonna, you know,
I don't mean to rub peanuts buns, you know.
You're gonna hit them in the hospital
for alcohol poisoning.
He may not survive.
He may not survive, but he does kill it.
You can rub my buns a little bit, boss.
He, listen, we may have survived the same amount tonight,
which is not a lot, although we did start off
pretty damn good for the first hour or so.
They're not being nice.
But you do, you've taken a lot of souls with ya.
They're not being nice to us.
I'm doing one and then I have to go.
And I will do a shot first thing you get.
One, okay, all right, that's fair.
Close he does one back.
Yes!
Oh, I said he does one back.
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Just one, of course!
That's for me!
No, no, no.
Very perfect!
No, one back.
Yes!
Just one!
Oh, you know, I say it, and I try.
Yes!
Only one is just five, and it's quite satisfactory!
Oh!
Dude, what is happening?
I'm going to enjoy this one batch that we play together.
There's just one, and I got to go.
Yeah, just one.
I'm an actual serious.
Just one, dude.
Yeah, of course, dude, what are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
I got it.
We're having e-sex, gimmick.
Yeah, we do.
We got to fuck.
You're having t-sex?
Yeah.
E-sex.
E-sex.
That says for internet sex, even though internet doesn't start with an e.
Is that like when you rub the microphone on your ear and stuff mm-hmm microphone in my ass. Oh
My god
Oh my god, oh guys, please, please. Oh my god. Hello. Nice to meet you guys. My name is microphone
It's good to see you guys. I'm a little something about myself. I'll just was nice
I like to watch birds
Oh
Hop in guys hop in boys hop get out of here boys. We have many things to do
You just can't.
Kids, but it's right here.
I can't believe that.
Oh, my God.
I say I could.
I wouldn't have.
I wouldn't have done it.
I wouldn't have done it.
But I could have if I, because I could have been a great lawyer.
All right.
Go see, go see.
You got it.
What's going to happen?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Dixon, Maya's sent.
Fuck you.
Hey, Drax, you.
Fuck you.
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Now, I'll do one.
So what?
He's only piece kills, though.
I'm not doing this off for all of your kills.
Let me tell you something, Drax.
You're about to get you.
But it gets mostly about to get swastin' swastin'
on me.
You're about to get smizzly doozly dog.
Come on.
Yeah.
Probably if you see.
I'm actually going crazy tonight.
And if I die immediately this race is a cozy.
I'm black.
This is kills down to some activity.
Bms ease.
Yeah.
Team killing counts.
No, no black division like the mission.
No, it has to be a player on the other side of that of that character.
Oh, human.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Let's ride.
I
Kind of a rust god
Coach you also take this that you take a shot per kill I get
Yeah, oh, dude. Oh, this could be easy guys stand back
Give it where are you? I know I won't steal your kills this time
I know that I've been kind of doing it all but I'll let you go here. Where are you though in the map?
I'm right next to Cloaksy. I think you're the out of man out. All right. Wait, is this you in front of me?
No, I'm alone in the server room. What do you guys have?
One's on the other stairs, one's on the other stairs, one's on the other stairs.
I miss.
Fuckin...
You're gonna go to the other stairs?
Red, red, red's closed.
Yeah.
Two of these guys down, so I can really lock it.
We're on the fire pond from Kitchen.
Okay, I'm running parallel to you guys on the other side.
Bye, server.
Okay.
I
That's red stairs
We got a game
I'm from kitchen the sound
I'm pushing yellow stairs up for the dark offices
I
Still shot we too debilitated from the alcohol
They were fighting under
We're dead
Oh no.
That wasn't the guy that wasn't the guy that wasn't the guy I was shooting at.
Sounds good, sounds good, okay?
There!
Bottom red right now.
Maybe we're in staircase.
She fucked, she fucked, she fucked.
She bitch-lit.
Yeah, bottom red.
Don't tell me he sucked what the hell.
You fuck you, Jack.
You're about to get hammered.
I'm about to kill everyone in this lot!
did you get one coach you know I might have killed the guy yellow staircase
maybe not the guy if not that he's still on it or he's gonna be parking
yeah are you sure that wasn't the guy cuz there's what I see I promise I got my
guy no no helmet on they're under by a school school what the hell is school
I mean the classroom classroom classroom
You know that classroom like that auditorium classroom thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're by the bath
Okay, so under red
I'll cook you a free watcher to a uncle quickly. Oh, I'm cool. I'm cool. I will kill it careful. There's a lot of fighting going on over there
a lot of rats
This is you I'm hearing right now right?
One more time. What's your location?
Across the across the way
I'm by the gym. There's another one over there. He's right. Oh, I see another dead body. This guy killed him. Let's you get my son here
I'm dead. Oh
I thought you guys were all by the kitchen. He's in that spawn. He's in that spawn by the kitchen
I thought that's where my teammate's where I thought that's where my teammate's where
I think you shot.
I've been here for like five minutes and they were at the kitchen that'll happen that'll
happen that'll happen boys that'll happen gotta be careful gotta be careful let's see
I swear to God, Kloci gives call outs I've never heard before.
Fucking school!
A classroom.
What is that?
A classroom?
You've never heard this classroom?
Okay, here, let me show you.
So...
I-I ran down the hallway because I thought you guys ran in the-
I ran down the hallway because I thought you guys ran in the-
Okay, let me show you, so.
I ran down the hallway because I thought
you guys were in the kitchen.
I said I was in the gym, that was my last comment.
What is this?
Oh, she's a classmate.
Oh, everyone calls out of school actually.
Everybody calls out of school.
I corrected it immediately, I was like, oh, classroom.
Nobody, nobody calls out of the hall of tea.
What?
Is she running up behind me in the kitchen?
I'm in kitchen I'm in kitchen in the back of kitchen
It's actually Lexar Hall Lexar Hall, sorry
Is that your body right there?
You know, uh, where you died right outside of kitchen like right there. No, that's not me. No
there might be the guy that shot me you saw me from right where that guy's dead
right there that's what I thought too what they I think there's somebody in
this bathroom now he's laying down in front of me thank I always give it right
here and we got something right here yeah yeah yeah I'm here I should be I
should be looking at the fools he's got the fools
What? He's on the box. What?
That's a guy to kill me.
Let him cook, boys. Let him cook, boys.
Let him cook, boys.
Attack!
Incredible.
Incredible.
I just got a pen to hit count with ps 10 oh you got a good word boys yeah
He's the best ever doing
Good work, give it dirty dog
This dirty dog. I got a I got you guys no problem here. Thanks boys
I'm doing shots for how many shots to kill gimmick. I
Expected that to happen. That's exactly how I thought that would go
Wow, I would have been surprised if you died and he lived I was
I would have been what I would that's what I would have said. I would have said what I would have said what I
Would have said what I knew I wait. Yeah, how many clothes do you get one?
But I mean, but you know what the guys I only that one supposed to count those call out. Whoa school
school
I'll be serious.
School!
School!
School!
You said below, Rat!
You sprinted across by cat when there's fighting going on over there.
School.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
I'm in the schoolyard.
I'm in the schoolyard.
All right.
A beret 50 cow bullet
rips right through my head.
I'm going to get you guys this night vision.
That's not going to sound good out of context.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not going to make sure that.
That makes sure that's in context.
Oopsies.
Oopsies.
We all make mistakes.
We all have those days.
Um, okay.
All right, I'm gonna get what I can.
What can I have?
I mean, there's a million dead bodies there.
Oh, you got PS?
Okay, I'm gonna look it.
Yeah, pork.
And then there's million dead bodies by part sale,
yourself short.
Oh, I'll take this backpack.
Now, this is a bag.
I'll get what I can get the fuck out God give it to you so long looting oh my god give it
oh Jesus that's good give it come on God give it to you so long looting come on dude give
it to you so long looting God oh my god dude oh my give you so long looting oh my god
dude holy crap dude oh dude oh dude wow oh my god let me get a let me see a little nap
We go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead.
I'll be I'll be a little I'll be a while.
It's too dead body that part of SP6.
Hello, now.
Here you are. Tomorrow, of course, a war dog.
Why do people keep asking me if I'm war dog in a while?
Have I said anything that is not in blind?
I'm about to put a blade of pussy out of that game.
Oh, my God.
I'm a war dog too.
Everyone keeps asking me if I'm gonna play war dogs.
Yes! Yes!
Everyone keeps asking me if I'm back.
I'm back. Not me. I'm in my prime.
Not me. I'm in my prime.
I got your silly little gun here.
Got your silly little gun here.
And your, your knife.
Come, tag sixes. I won't complain about it.
All right
All right, I'm you guys are beautiful. Oh
Oh, no, no
You owe me one more rate after that
Steal yard, I mean there's fully armed
Here if I don't then I'm gonna have to do this tomorrow. Okay, that's fine
Fine!
That's fine.
Just do it before, just do it before it's about to like 5 PM or nothing.
It comes out at noon.
Ah, they changed it.
You're fine.
They changed it.
They changed it.
Nah, they changed it.
Oh, she closed, she closed.
Listen, come on.
I mean, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Yeah, I love you guys.
You guys know that I want to play tomorrow.
So I think you know,
all right, fine.
If Lucy can only play one more raid, then he can only play one more raid.
But guys, we have to respect his word.
Yes, that's right.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's right.
Thank you, Lucy, for agreeing.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
You do it.
Good.
Guys, if you can only play one more, then that's fine.
Okay, fine.
That's a challenge.
Okay, let's just, just get it done.
Let's get it done.
So you can go back to, you know, do whatever he's doing.
And let's do this thing.
Let's do this thing.
I love you guys.
No, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy,
Coachy, Coachy, Coachy.
I love you guys.
Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy, Coachy,
just say you need one more.
Coachy, just say you need one more.
I love you, bitch.
I love you, bitch.
I never could have stopped loving you, bitch.
Wait, someone said it's Daylight Savings.
Is it actually Daylight Savings?
No.
Wait.
Bam, I got sour.
Don't even double-take that.
Don't flex like that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
OK, I'm leaving.
Now I feel it's it's not the last savings. No, it's over 25th. What? What month is it now?
It's
Denver not that not that
We're done drops at 11 a.m. EST. Yeah, like
12 I'm trying to
Door a pumpkin cream cold group
No, I would shove one of my ass wait hold on wait a second. I don't do that
wait okay well yeah honestly you probably should get your stuff done so we
probably should only just play like like one more whatever that's what I'm saying
wait no ladies and gentlemen we got ladies and gentlemen we got give me
If you get out right now, we'll definitely have it for the day.
Oh, he's like, oh, I love you guys.
Fuck you, Drac.
God, slow down.
Oh, my god.
These Louise.
These Louise.
You see that, Mr. gimmick?
That's not dedicated.
Not dedication.
Not dedicated.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
After such a great read.
After such a great read?
Oh, a wonderful read.
Honestly, honestly, half of me was kind of hoping he might leave as well.
You know, half of me was hoping he would stay.
But the other half was like, now I don't have to hear call-outs like,
fucking schoolyard and get my face schoolyard, schoolyard, schoolyard, schoolyard!
Paul would be probably disconnected.
Honestly, yeah, maybe he just had an internet at him.
Oh, nice try.
I
See him so much progress of my projects on whichever. Oh
And did you get the edge?
I got the edge. I got you. I love
No, I guess what I'm just gonna play what dogs if what I hadn't come out
Well, I'm just zone out. Oh lord have mercy. Oh, it's great on-stream too, but off-stream
It's like you don't you can just kill zombies for hours. You don't have to worry about doing anything hours and hours
Hours and hours. Well hours and hours
Roads and hours
Hours and hours hours hours hours
You guys you had a guy in my YouTube comments. He's very upset like that. I call clothes
He's was I call looks he goes this is harassment
Yeah, you call your best friend 50 fucking times, okay, see that's how it works. That's how life works now, okay?
hmm, oh
Oh, I got a guy. Oh, yeah, he's a good guy.
They didn't even take their shots. They're liars.
They're liars. They're in flames.
Wait a minute. You're right.
Listen, I'll down the rest of this.
You know what? We'll take them for him.
Let me go get another one. I'll be right back, okay?
Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee, ah
We'll be right be right back we ma-
I
Have returned I have returned
gimmick oh
Mr. Mr. gimmick mr. gimmick mr. gimmick
Mr. Peanut mr. gimmick you know let's do it
Oh shit
Let's do it. Let's do it
Let's do it. I love that idea.
I cannot wait to play War Dogs Tomorrow.
Let me tease him.
Oh, God.
Knowing that my progress will actually be saved this time
instead of just pouring hours into it for no reason.
Same.
Same, dude.
It's gonna be huge.
The first, like the one a few weeks ago,
I thought I did alright, whatever,
but dude, last time I was cooking.
I'm kinda getting the flow.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
What time he's starting tomorrow I want to start right when it drops 11 a.m.
That seems pretty early. I'm not doing that, but I will be there at noon Pacific, which is like
What is that two o'clock your time is that to go by time
Why are you using Pacific time when neither of us live in Pacific time?
I just want you to do a little exercise with me.
What time zone do you think California is in?
I forgot you lived in California.
You caught me.
You caught me.
All right.
You got me.
I thought you lived in Florida.
DRIVE!
I
Like I just got the craziest kid. I'm on mp133 with two stacks of piranha ammo and ETG and sj1 and an adrenaline anacroname
Well shit. Oh wait. Oh wow, I just inspected you holy shit dude. You see me
I got it. I got it. I got it. Gingy. He can't cheeky
That's he came
That she came. Yeah, she can't it's a that's the name of the guy who designed it cheeky and he's uh, oh
Come on gold. Oh, of course. Of course
Of course, oh, we are we are early in the rain 29 minutes. We can find PSE hundred percent. Oh
fantastic
Oh sounds good. I don't know why I load in so slow, but I'll be there in a second. I'll be going to the bank
Me to their me to their me to
Chicky-picky, come on! Chicky-picky!
Chicky-chicky-picky!
Chicky, where are you?
We're near the mud room.
Near the mud.
Mud room.
Mud room.
Chicky-bricky-cobblin! Chicky-bricky-cobblin!
You I'm not hearing anything
Make me a single kid
Give me
What's on me so to me I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I just loaded it
I'm an idiot. Oh my god. Come on. Yeah, he's was on the gun. Oh my goodness. They matter me
They matter to me watch what is here to also live? Oh
Oh, dude, I'm getting like two frames per second for some reason. I don't know what's happening
Star Force PC I start boys.com. So I see that dude. Okay. I mean, well, actually I'm also
Oh, well, I heard code be actually, you know code peanuts. You only told on Star Force to give you money off
Maybe maybe look at other codes
gimmick
Did you know did you know the peanut is the only code that gives you money out?
That doesn't sound like 69
It's actually true it's true
69 well all the codes give a percentage off is that not considered money off well. Yeah, but this one gives money off
69
69 cents!
That's nice, that could be the deal breaker.
I don't know why but this round I am getting three frames per second, but I am heading towards you.
I'm waiting for you here.
There's definitely someone lurking around.
I hear shots toward the backside of the combine that over my relaxing.
Yeah, I heard the relaxed shots.
Okay, I'm coming through right now.
Coming through.
That's a damn good deal.
Yeah, that's a damn good deal.
Right there, you hear that?
Could be a scout.
Oh, see, that's BFC, that's BFC, that's BFC!
Oh, I was right, I was right.
Oh, here, oh, here, oh, here.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, he was right.
Oh, God.
Shhh.
I don't, I don't, just, just, just do whatever you go.
Camp inside the bank and wait for him to push.
Yeah?
Just do it, just do it, just go.
Bam!
He's already here.
He's coming in, he's coming in.
I
Know I'm gonna lie you I love this is one of those suckers it goes boom boom boom boom
I did not know the boom tata I know I knew that's not the head I knew that's not big
here's three there's three
watch out! retreat! retreat!
can I get another one? smoke his legs
he's hurt bad he's hurt bad he's hurt really bad
are you alive? dude I can't fucking move in this game I'm stuck on everything
I'm dead
I got him with the grenade. I got him with the grenade. I got him all. I got him all.
Wait, Finchy's scabboy. Who's Finchy's scabboy?
Wait, wait, this guy, wait, this guy, wait.
Who do these people not kill?
Wait, hold on, I'm just gonna count it as my kills.
There, that'll do, there.
These are my kills.
Wait, wait, I need to kill each other by accident.
Wait, they killed each other by accident.
No way, no way, no way, no way.
Score!
We had the nut-deck on, he was a brother.
He was, he was a brother, he was a brother.
I
Stuck on all this trash, and I couldn't think and I had to jump into the air
Oh, you're not coming in here. What the fuck is it all this shit?
He just took the film
Kill him fuck the scab rep kill that
No, I can't. This is a player's guy. He's gonna kill me too. Oh my god. These these these AI's guys are taking everything
Oh my god
I'm a room I had to spend the whole time searching I can hear over there taking said oh
My god, there's like ten more. There's like ten more than you walked in you gotta be kidding you've gotta be kidding me
You have got to be kidding
Fuck all these guys. Fuck all these pieces of shit. Oh my god.
Oh my god, they took everything. They took everything.
They took everything.
Oh, kill them. Kill them. I just kill them all. Fuck it.
Kill them all.
Kill them all. Count it as a PMC round. And just get the fuck out.
I
Leave you have enough room even if I wanted to I don't need the idea kill cuz I already said I'm already stacked everybody's sad
mean
You were killing them guys. There's a there's a play. There's an AI scab out there that took half this shit
He is rent AI scab out there that took half this crap. They are
are stealing your life.
He's out on the street next to life
so if you guys wanna kill him,
he's massive, it's an AIs gap.
I'm just trying not to make him kill me.
We got level six, please.
Oh my God, level six.
Level six.
I have to lock it, I'm having to loot so fast because you're taking all this shit.
I can loot so fast.
Oh my god.
Hello, hello, hello good shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's not gonna kill me, he's not gonna kill me, I already know it.
I agree the queen is about them down the queen is just miles are gonna kill me
they're gonna kill me
oh how you doing how you doing guys I do it how's going
okay we're gonna kill me I can already feel it I can already feel it I can
already feel it I can already feel it they're not killing them but killing I
do not hear they're about to kill me they're not just betray me
Let's leave
What the hell are these guys will you fucking move what is going on around here? Hey guys have a good one guys greedy
They're greedy. They've got dude. Check out some of the guns on their backs. Oh my god. We see we see
You sons of bitches
No, I do all this work and they take all the all this work and they take all of it they take all
These assholes his assholes
Which I don't even have a room anyway, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's the principal the matter
We're looking at how to get out of there
It's these liars and cheats. Oh
My god, I cannot believe that within two seconds other than two seconds of those
Picking up all the bodies. Oh my sick. It's sick. It's disgusting. It's disgusting
It is just disgusting what they did. You see that?
Disgusting
Oh my god, they you see that that's communism. Those are communists as a Russian
Vladimir Putin sleep agent spies. Oh, did you do all the work? Oh, we all get the equal share
We all get the equal say that what was going on back there communist
Communism
So maybe they were
You know, have you thought about that?
The beast is demonic in nature very icky no good
I'm not icky
I'm not icky. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm kind of funny.
Hey, Mech. Hey, Mech. Thank you for dying.
It sounds like there's plenty for both of us.
There's plenty for both of us.
Listen, a scab raid never feels too bad, you know? It's just...
This was... I never expected that.
I've had a larger scab raid. I just
Got to do more scab run that's these that's why I know I wanted to shoot him
But we can't lower our scab rip the body
I I got into that raid and got piranha ammo
Because of my scab rep and I was able to kill him
I usually protect my scab rap
But in moments like that if there's like a AI scab that comes in like loots the backpack before it's been searched
Of a play at PMC I'll take that hit, but yeah, you would have had to shoot like six scabs
I wouldn't take it would have taken it. I'm telling you don't
Do that was so much stuff. Oh well my game is good. Perfect. That was so much
Like don't read don't all that for why not because you can't fucking get your scab stuff
You have to put it in your you have to put it in your
inventory before you did you all that for you I'm I'm getting word that you
can't all that for my game is good I want to be person next button okay yeah
maybe I guess maybe it will still work okay it did not used to work Jesus
Christ thank you boys thank you for not letting me fall for that word evil warlock
Mr. Gimmick's disgusting disgusting. Let me take it. Let me do you can't trust him
You can't trust him further than you can throw up. Oh
Give it to my it was just a simple mistake. Everybody makes mistakes. I still trust you don't trust this piece of crap
I'm telling you he will stab you in the back for a quarter. Yeah, absolutely
You're still a great friend of mine, and I would trust you any day that we can just make a simple mistake
Anybody could have made it you're not trust. It's me a crap garbage warlock any moment
He is waiting to strike and take everything you ordered.
Yeah, absolutely, gimmick, absolutely, seriously.
I mean, I could have made that mistake.
It's probably pretty common.
Not a lot of people know how to do that.
He says, shit, I'm telling you.
I appreciate that.
I'm in the eyes of these big BDIs.
You just wait and steal all your crap.
He's just looking at cheese.
Look at you like a piece of raw meat.
Yeah, no, absolutely, gimmick, 100%.
Mm.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's, you know, what goes around,
I heard it was a special boy's birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Geregg!
Happy birthday to you!
I thought I said misinformation, misinformation, uh, you're gonna be so embarrassed.
Do you think it's not your birthday?
It's not my birthday.
What did I just say boys?
What did I just say?
What?
What did I just say?
Oh my God.
What did you just say?
Nothing.
Wait, what did you, what did you just say?
Nothing nothing nothing
Okay, my stats is full as you can place me that's a good place to be
Let me just my stacks worth
Mary and Dora
I've been great honor
Great honor with this Dora
You know what I say we do?
Increase Dara.
Increase the Dara amount expeditiously.
We doing money runs?
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money, money.
I want to do money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
Okay, what's to do?
I'm not going to go down here, I'm not going to, but now, it's not what I can think about.
I'm not going to think about it.
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You weren't doing no Gwen Stefani.
I was doing the Chibi2 staff, the Chibi2 staff,
the Steak and Lag.
Yeah, right.
You were probably listening to jazz.
Probably listening to Dave Brubeck.
It ain't no Hollaback, girl.
It ain't no Hollaback, girl.
Do you dodge me around that track with Jeff Godson
being like that?
Because it ain't no Hollaback, girl.
It ain't no howl effect!
Hmph.
Why you read those lyrics on the internet?
Hahahaha
No, I do it from memory!
I was- I was singing in a dungeon!
I was singing in a dungeon!
Yeah, of course.
Oh, you're just jealous of my dance skills.
My dancing and singing skills.
Ahhhh.
You're crap.
You're not your right.
Oh.
Okay, hold on to me.
Do a thing real quick.
Young germ I'm a place boy good man. Good. I'm mad
He changed your mom what?
I wait for the ball. Yeah, I am ready for the ball care. By the way guys
I'm hopping on early tomorrow. So don't you think we're going late tonight?
Given the situation
First second we are going late tonight. Yeah, we gotta be smoking crack out of a glass pipe and catch duct tape through
That's back of your rectum. You have to be smoking. We I I'm doing a long 12 hours tomorrow
maybe even more than 12 hours, but that means I gotta hop up right at the stream
ending time. It's 1 a.m. it's already late. See that guys? You see that? You give
a man all the gold in the world and gold will become nothing damn you give a man
all the time in the world and he will wait forever you give a man all the fish
in the world and he will never fish again that man right there look at that
you see that he said it's already 1 a.m. it's already late look at that good
man right there look at that good man look at that good man right there how
would you tell these other heathens how would you tell these other heathens in
the chat that is yet at me when I get off at regular ending streets that you
tell him I need your help said the bugger needs your help he needs the
the three magic numbers on the back of your mom's credit card cool
What? There's no time to waste. Get him for me, please.
Let's ride!
I
Don't care what anybody says about this new site. I love it. I like this new site. Wait, what is it? It's one for the black division
Take a look
Yeah, you just have to think of nightmares and start talking to you.
Oh, I think that's it.
Oh, shit.
You like it?
This is nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, I'd say in the same class as the voodoo, the vortex, the tango.
It's a new one.
It's a fourth one.
Yeah, better than the Burris.
The Burris is good, but it's too thick.
Yeah, this is too thick
Still good I'm using it right now
fucking
But yeah, I'd say that's uh
Not as good as the razor not as good as the razors
Definitely better than the birds. Honestly, I would argue it's better than maybe the voodoo because of the six X
So what's out there? Oh?
You give up
Anybody hurt what I'm here
We saw the boss each other
You see I'm gonna squeeze it. I will get out of that man. All right, all right
What's that I'll push down?
All right, I'm gonna stay here so he keeps eyes on me. I don't see he's in the you do it over is that server
He's in the server room, sir
He has to be because I looked through the whole hall and it's anything. I think he's window peeking in the server room
That's good. I might actually make some high
Hey, yeah
Now you better be shy what the hell man who's down to relax it
No
No, he didn't shoot at me. I am a crossed over. I'm up. I'm up
I'm a I'm I'm a French farmer. I'm I'm I farm in France. I'm shooting just so it's
over here. Room offer said good boys good work.
But he is numb. Why is that? What's going on? I'm trying to keep his eyes on me.
This is me in the door, don't you be?
Oh, yeah, oh, you're hurt for a squirt now, buddy.
You're hurt for a squirt now.
Is that a sound, bro?
This is a sound, what, an electric ride, electric ride!
I picked it up for $52.99 at Costco.
It was a great deal, but you have to be a member.
Hi, you like that, bitch?
I'm fucking fighting him!
I'm fighting the guy that's trying to kill us, gimmick!
I swear to God, gimmick.
You just went silent!
I'm in the stairwell. He's in the server room and we're fighting
He's outside. Can you shoot him? All right. Oh, I just rubber banded like crazy
gimmick gimmick gimmick
You just went silent on gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick
do we have the hallway covered good thing good thing we have the hallway
already dead and inside. My soul is a shriveled up grape.
In the huge standing in the middle of the hallway. When he
I didn't know what you think I'm going to repeat that I was
waiting for you to get there before I repeat it. And he just
went fucking radio silent.
gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick
gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick gimmick. Not to
I'm telling you, I die and the enemies that kill me reach inside their DNA and remove several,
not one, several chromosomes immediately, oh Peter's dead, oh Peter's dead, let me stick
this nail right above where my eye is in the frontal lobe of my brain and go fight
gimmick.
What is that?
What is that?
It's called being...
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is going on?
Your adversary.
I could teach you.
I'll teach you sometime.
Die.
In the game of course.
That wasn't even the guy.
I think that guy killed the guy who killed you.
Well, that was the guy.
I heard his voice earlier.
That's the guy.
Oh.
Mm-mm-mm.
That was the, I don't, wait, did I kill two?
I might've killed two of them.
Got two?
There's definitely another guy.
I think I might've got one instead of her.
Let's find out.
Baby, baby.
Let's find out right after I pack this mag.
Right after I stop, oh no, I got the healing lid.
Oh, there we go.
Right after we pack this mag,
let's find out what just happened.
We're here on labs escape from Tarkov. Thank you Nikita. We're gonna go find out what the fuck just happened here
Just give us a moment folks after this quick magazine pack
And here we go. We're off and out next the game announcers
Where's Restra?
gimmick should be fucking dead and his a bitch
And there he is. The announcer is not an outgang.
Sorry, it seems somebody has
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What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we up to? What are we up to?
Egg to it, Ray! Get him an egg to it, Ray!
The second fucking time! I'm having gun jam!
Dude, what the fuck is this guy doing?
guide well that new site was fun while
last and I loved using it for me a
second my god jam twice tonight on good
condition guns what the fuck that guy
should lay down do it just in front of
the door shot you crawl to the left and
reposition oh this is a much better spot to shoot a problem and then realign and
start shooting again my gun's fucking jam I do not even have the unlucky perk
what the fuck the second time tonight
dude gun jamming these we just taken out what a terrible what a terrible like
that is the least fun mechanic of all time gun should jam if your guns below
like 75% not fucking 93. I'm like that is a little weird. My God was like full durability.
It's so stupid. That is with the threat and threshold for God jimmy is he said 90% I think
it's 92 is is where it actually is. That is a little line that's basically brand new.
It's still it's so stupid dude. It's just the dumbest shit and Nikita loves and Nikita loves it.
He relishes in it. Oh, he relishes. Oh, he's relishing. Huh? Is he relishing? He's relishing,
dude. Oh, he's definitely relishing. 100%. He's relishing, isn't he? Oh, he's relishing,
isn't he, huh? He's relishing. That's right. He's relishing. He's putting relish on us on time.
That's never used a gun before no that actually that you would think that but actually they have used guns before
They're all just fucking morons. They actually use guns a lot
It's Russia guns are more popular than food over there and that doesn't really speak to guns
It speaks more of the food, but they have used guns before
Yeah, yeah
They know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. They did this on purpose
Which just makes it even worse
Don't you worry, mr. gimmick we have another chance another chance to redemption
Well, I gotta put a kit together here
John boy get together
John Boyd. Oh
What's that I did talk about that that that um I
I need to talk about endeavor zomboid or window or uh, or uh
Puzzle zomboid. Oh a puzzle game. Yeah
Not really into puzzle games personally no punch no games you think no puzzle games. I'm not really a puzzle games guy personally, but
I mean, it's a zomboid has a ring to
Zomboid?
Zomboid!
It kind of sounds nice.
You what sucks?
Is that whenever I play with a BB on War Dogs I make a ton of tower jokes and they're releasing
the game one day before 9-11 and it's just going to look so distasteful if I'm making
it.
You know what I mean?
It kind of...
You know what I mean?
I just...
I just, you know, if it's, you just gotta, he's gotta roll with it, you know, you gotta
roll with it.
You gotta roll with the punches.
You gotta roll with the punches.
I mean, it's 25 years ago, you can, you can have, you know, laugh so you don't cry.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I don't think anybody is going to think, oh my God, have you heard about it?
The burnt peanut.
He hates America because he makes 9-11 jokes.
You would be surprised that happened to Ezio
Okay, well, yeah, one one guy on Twitter. Yes, it was a Twitter post
One guy on Twitter doesn't count one guy on Twitter never counts was usually opposed if he does then we're fucked
No one on Twitter counts did no one on Twitter already counts at all
No, I think literally zero people
Literally zero anyone on Twitter counts the world is fuck
you're on Twitter I'm I'm on Twitter because it's my job I promise you guys
if it wasn't my job to be on social media I would have deleted Twitter years
ago it is it I mean it is horrible it's a sessful of moron it's I'm telling
Yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. I do like that you don't get banned for saying stuff like on the other apps
I get banned all the time for this that the other thing if I say, you know to me bad words YouTube video
I get struck. I do like that. I do like that you can say whatever you want struck not struck
But like they like dude. They like somebody
The age-restricted, the age-restricted.
Yeah, some stuff happens.
I do like that, but the people on Twitter,
it's just the lowest of low of humanity.
It's the worst, it's the worst people.
They spank you, they spank me.
They spank me good.
They spank me really good.
All right, let's ride.
I
What you're sorry to tell me boss
Is that
Stairs
a little bit
You don't open my kids no you might be on the stairs
Be on the stairs
We'll be here that you could be the weather we would have heard the door over any cars
right?
I think he's on the stairs.
I think he's on the stairs.
ever seen a hint
Where is he?
Yeah, wherever he is, he's still there
He would have heard him move
You heard us, boss?
Probably
Oh my god
Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I have too much to live for. I have a little toy car collection.
It's oh
Nobody will appreciate like you. No, we appreciate anything. We appreciate it
I don't know but he's still there
Maybe is he still right fucking there should we ask him where he is? Yeah, maybe yeah, maybe a plate
Play that sir. Where are you?
Good share.
Hello sir, where are you?
We're cleaning.
We want to be friends.
We want to be friends.
Clean?
Never friends?
How's keeping?
How's keeping?
You be my friend.
How's keeping?
I'll keep it.
The beige jacket is made on the stairs.
Oh my god, do you think he's masturbating on the stairs?
Should we put some?
Sounds like...
I made the decision.
Which way is all about it?
You besides that?
Do you anal gin?
Back in.
Yeah
Doors close down here. That's what he closed
Surprise he's right now. He's blowing some of the door. He's in red. He's in red
Yeah, well it explains it I'm keeping I'm keeping
I'm keeping oh
Don't wait, which is housekeeping, which is housekeeping
Which is housekeeping housekeeping
Well, how do you clean just know the map where he has red and mallet card?
Hey, like that, huh?
You're making a little broad, James, and talking about, buddy.
I'm swift. I'm fast.
Hesha!
Hesha!
Oh, my God. Get my head.
You scared me.
Give me a quick, or you watch.
I'm here. I'm just watching the door.
Hesha!
you can bait him out of that door I can shred up where you at I'm by the
planner box fuck you fuck right at the door
in that printer box right there
oh I see you oh you're so hidden
he's up
he's up
he's going to come on get ready get ready
team work team work makes the dream work
Chop up your ass, scent, dilution of your skin, handsome, courageous, funny, intelligent,
skills, tall, massive fog, arms, legs, all things you don't have.
Is there two?
Is there two?
What the hell is going on right now?
What is going on right now?
What was that?
What did you say to me?
Was there more than one or was that to him?
Was that it?
Hey that was it!
I like that guy by the way.
That guy was a cool guy.
Cool guy, cool guy, cool guy.
100% 100%
Oh, he really did put it on his butt.
There's nothing left, boss.
Oh, no, he doesn't even have a- wait, there's a back- there should be a backpack in there
somewhere.
Backpack?
Are you serious?
Well, he doesn't have a backpack on him and that's very suspicious.
He's a little suspicious.
But I'm not seeing my minds.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I just like divisions here.
Where?
I just heard them all.
Oh, I saw I see him.
I see him.
Oh, the move towards the middle.
Shit, I didn't get the extra man.
What's up?
Oh.
using advanced tactics using advanced tactics highly advanced tactics are they
uppercase they're up behind that that pull back there I can't see him
one down down can they can they be includes it to a go no there's always
more than two right because it includes the two guys or no one is the baroscope this is a nightmare
and night vision no it's only three to four it's only three to four hey
always third of me go ahead she must be on that wall maybe right be on that wall maybe
I'm gonna get this extra mag.
I'm gonna get a little peep.
You see, she's posh.
But we're just gonna take care of this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting rid of the backpack maybe in there.
You'll be for that.
Ooh, I'm gonna find this backpack.
Lock him.
I'm actually a third one.
Maybe he broke off or something, maybe he went somewhere else?
The squad broke up?
Maybe he went solo?
Maybe he's the vocalist that he thought he could do without his team?
Yeah, like a Beatles kind of thing.
Yeah, like a Beatles type of thing.
Yeah.
Oh, you hate to see that.
Oh, I know.
I know.
Oh, no.
I don't think you might get that.
I
So sad here
Maybe you'd have one bars you're running. Oh, yeah, I'm in red room still I'm looking for this backpack
Pack it
Appreciate the bottom of the window backpack outside. Maybe you threw it to the window. I didn't use a window break. Oh
outside maybe
Oh, the Chinese gun! I got the Chinese gun!
Whoa! Whoa!
Look at that, boys! Look at that!
Ah, too shabby!
Oh, what, the gun's being backfliped on the ground?
Oh, it's dancing a little.
It's dancing, it's dancing.
I
Do you show some little show them
We see goes insane nutty. Yeah, I heard it's that I
There's the man. I'm on the move on the move
We go much
Yeah, yeah, yeah, are they all dead? I was killed two out of the third one is
I see the Mads going down. Oh, I
Want to check this backpack
I'm below red room in the in the bunk bunk bed. That's a child. Well, I'm just pop it open yellow just rookies light tasteful
I
There's a back out there where I kill the guy
There's a back
Promise I brought it's a black one. It's a black pack. It's right up there where there's two back to visit on
You do not happy about it
You're a little peep at the goodies little peep at the goodies
I'm on the move! I'm on the move!
I'm gonna turn my game a little bit.
It's even dark with the night vision.
I know. It's a nightmare and this fucking
burroscope is so bad with night vision.
It's like I got a giant white ring.
Oh! Oh, good heavens!
Okay, I'm going over to the other spot.
I'm gonna take a little peek.
You should talk clear for you to come through the panel, okay?
Don't you worry.
I'll pick some extra stuff.
There's no one out here lurking in the shadows.
What was that you shooting?
No, it was me watching. It's worry.
Are you safe towards the Republic?
It's gonna take me a while.
I'll get it back.
$87!
Ah, never.
Have you ever had to a residential?
Was she safe, alright boss?
Yeah, yeah.
She's nice and safe, don't worry.
Don't worry, you talk to your weird, okay?
Okay, if it was streamed you wanted to get in his car, don't do it.
So yes, I need a ride?
No, don't, don't, don't see that.
You're very convenient that you've come, mister.
Oh, I see.
I could use a ride.
No, no, don't.
It doesn't matter how convenient it is.
Oh, don't, don't, don't.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir, for coming on this way.
I could use a ride.
No, don't, don't do that.
I'm just trying to kidnap you.
I could use a ride.
No, don't, don't.
No.
See, no.
Okay, so what's been the resident?
There was no BBB.
A clue, a clue, a clue.
No backpacks, are you kidding me?
What is this?
This has been looted, what?
This guy doesn't even have a gun.
These guys have been looted.
Backpacks to the ground, backpacks to the ground box.
He was definitely been here though.
Oh, he looted him.
He was definitely been here, 100%.
The doors are already open, the rest is already open.
Another clue.
Something, something ominous is going on.
Something very ominous is going on.
And why is it so dark right now?
It's so dark.
I'm done.
You do this night vision shit.
It don't work.
Yeah, this night vision doesn't work at all.
Is this how night vision works in real life, guys?
There's no way.
It should be way brighter.
It's not bad.
You can see everything in real life.
What do you say?
Games never get night vision right.
Night vision is actually fucking insane in real life.
But games, they don't want it.
It is.
It's just a balanced thing in video games.
It's so much better than video games.
I mean, good night vision.
There's also shit, Night Vision.
Like, if you get a really expensive...
Because this is the most expensive Night Vision in the game.
So if I got the most expensive Night Vision in real life, would it be brighter than this?
It should be ab-astronomically brighter than this.
Especially the fact that there still are technically lights in this area that would be like, crazy.
Oh yeah, this is what's in Crap Night Vision!
Oh...
Yeah, I don't know like, the specifics of what's good and what's bad, but I've used Good Night Vision before and it's...
Shocking.
Oh, God!
I mean, he's got, I mean, he's got several rooms, several rooms, several rooms.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Guys, there might be black division by how bad he was.
I don't know, I don't know.
I didn't put my arm back on.
Someone, someone should have even given it to him from down to several rooms next
to black.
Several rooms next to black!
Give me a hand!
I need help!
I need help!
I need help!
Please, please, please!
Give me a hand, please!
Give me a hand, please!
I'm on the way, Papa.
Fuck you!
Get out of here!
Oh, I think I'm on the opposite side.
Push, push, push!
I think I'm on the opposite side.
What's up, what's up?
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Somewhere down there, I don't know where.
I just can't tell if that was black or this or not.
Guys, what's up, what's up, what's up,
what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Is it a game, or is that cheating?
No, I already did it and I'm cheating.
Couldn't tell, player?
Oh, hey, my fucking, let's see if we can see if it's a player.
In server room
In server room
Yeah!
He's not in server room
He's not in server room
He's somewhere down there
Next to server room
Up here
Up here
What the?
What the?
The hell?
in the server room, but he's shooting through the glass of the door?
I don't...
Guys, where'd that come from?
Okay.
And...
I'm coming.
We're being used in the server room window!
Oh, up top. Okay, I'm actually gonna- I have a good flank on him right now.
Hey, that's where he was- that's where he was, server room window.
Out of the way, Mark?
He moved.
What's up? I'm a head over
Okay, I'm coming from the opposite side like the hangar Bay. Oh, yeah, I put I foretower
I will squeeze them will squeeze about
squeeze them on
Pika I'm about to pick the stairs that lead right to this night vision college. We mean Swiss. I miss college
I have the best I miss you
Surely here's me
No he's not in the window far away I'm a hundred percent certain he was in the
window I'm a thousand percent certain he's in the window he's in the window
the doors
you boss push up was up I don't see it not in here like I
he's on the right of the windows he's in the right of the windows
Dude, we stopped smoking fucking crackin' till it's gone!
Woo, he's shooting me.
Oh, look.
I hit you guys, I hit you guys, that guy could've gone over there that fast.
I'm dead.
You dead?
I thought you meant the windows in the office up top.
Wait, no, no.
The door, you meant the door.
Oh, no, no, no!
You missed.
Thanks, boy.
You missed!
I
You want to be a pop come get it
You guys are gonna move. You guys aren't gonna move. Okay. Oh no. Your keyboard disconnects
here. Your keyboard disconnects here. I can wait till I can wait till you plug it back
in. You're always you plug it back in that way. It's fair boss. All right. I went
Yeah, sometimes you sometimes you kick the court by accident. I'll wait till you plug it back in
Respectable thing to do
Shit.
Hey!
Where's your bad buddy at?
Lick my paint.
Oh. I sent, sir. That is a ridiculous request.
Come on!
I know you've done work.
That is a ridiculous request, sir.
I will not be licking anyone's tape today.
All right, okay hold on now hold on hold on now hold on now hold on now I was just about
to ask and say I was just about to ask oh wait is this your pal over in black
cuz he's not mine no we don't have anybody in black wait then who was you
talking to the right sir it could have been an audio bug back this way I heard
someone talking to my right there's one hundred somebody here right I guess I need
I think there's a guy to our right in the black room.
All right, so what about those guns again?
What about those guns?
Share!
Share!
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, guys, don't shoot me.
I'm gonna go try to kill the guy in black, all right?
The Roe Squirrel 11 cent.
Hey, you might not have arms and legs,
but at least you have a nut for a brain.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you still there?
I'm just hanging around
Oh, okay, all right, okay, I'm coming on out coming on out
I'm gonna come I'm coming there right I've got my time. Don't you don't you be blasted? Don't you be blasted?
This is a safe environment safe work environment
Okay, oh god. Oh, oh god. There's a lot quite a few of you. Oh, okay. I win you. I'm gonna shoot me right, please
I'm a family
Alright, you give the countdown.
Alright, well, no habits, no habits!
Keep on tommy!
Three!
Two!
One!
Good job!
Oh, you stupid bitch.
Oh, uh, I'm telling you, you didn't hear that.
Well, I...
Who is that?
It's yours.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right.
Thanks, guys.
Oh, thanks, Gabe.
You guys have a good one.
Have a good one, boys.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, quick question.
Do you have a beer buddy on you?
No, I've got a loot lord, though.
I've got a loot lord.
I just got that one.
I need a beer buddy.
Oh, sorry, boys.
Good luck, have a good one, boys.
Time to get some time.
Oh, my God.
All right, well, that went pretty well.
You sent me into the fucking...
You sent me into the grinder, dude.
I'm coming in on their flank. You're saying windows?
I get my position away by pre-firing the windows.
I can sprint in there and get motorized out by a force.
What's going on?
Be careful, boys! Be very careful!
Oh god, did you have any food?
I'm hungry, I'm hungry, boy.
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
And that was a very honorable fight.
These are respectful gamers right here.
Respectful gamers.
Sir, sir, do you have any food?
I'm a hungry boy.
I'm a hungry boy.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, oh, delicious, delicious, delicious.
Thank you sir.
On Godspeed, gentlemen, Godspeed.
I'm gonna head this way.
Godspeed, shoot on sight wherever I leave, alright?
I don't even get to camping.
Just shoot on sight.
Sounds good.
Thank you.
Thank you boys, thank you boys.
All right, let's leave.
Who do you want that back first?
Those were respectable gamers.
Those were respectable gamers right there.
You see that Mr. gimmick?
That's what gaming's all about right there.
Those were fine, man.
All sevens in the chat for those fine gentlemen.
That's what you like to see.
That's, he did say something a little off.
at your little disagreeable but you know other than that specific thing I must
miss that one he's when I killed him he said you you you sexually violated him
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I did hear that.
Yes, yes.
I didn't register it.
I blocked it out.
You didn't see any squares?
So, you know,
Other than that, very respectful gamers.
Very respectful gamers.
Very respectful gamers.
Very respectful gamers.
You can't say that. No, that is highly TLS.
That is highly TLS, boys.
That is highly TLS.
I would be banned immediately. Immediately.
I'll just have to push to hit another elevator in two months.
Hit the other elevator?
Yeah, because what if these guys come down here and kill me? They're right there.
Well, they seem to be.
Yeah, but I specifically told them to shoot on site as you begin.
You did. You did say that.
What if they're thinking the same thing?
Oh, that's going to be a doozy.
That's going to be a doozy.
They're definitely thinking the same thing. They're like, you know what? Let's go to the other elevator so we don't run any problem
That's good. That's me a little bit of a problem. That's good. That's
That's me a little bit of a problem
We're running out of time a little bit here, so hopefully the power is already on oh, we're probably gonna run into a couple problems here
And there's black division, there's gonna be even more problems.
So, you know, this could actually be quite the doozy,
but it's gonna be quite the doozy.
Little people round, little, little people round.
Little people round.
It's one of the little low on time, you little low on time.
Oh, you got all the time in the world, you practically, I mean, you could start a family.
Oh, God, I have a job.
Woo!
Little low on time.
You're so little.
You need a little snack while you extract all the time.
Oh, go ahead and grab a quick bite bead and get your energy levels up.
So Wizard never arrives early nor late.
He arrives precisely when he is needed.
All right, not too shabby of a rain, boys.
Not too shabby of a rain.
Excellent rain, excellent rain.
all right perfect I saw dr. Jekyll kick in there at the end
not lucky with that hey no Russian in the chat no Russian in the chat it's
time to tell you that old man let me see what goodies I got oh she would
I got
I'm watching in VR
I was probably a pretty crazy experience with that guy.
I know that you guys are just normal but that guy was probably a pretty crazy experience.
Oh, you are having a room.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Let me see if I can put some ammo away through these boxes.
Put some ammo away in some of these boxes.
myself a little little nest egg of room here we go that should do it boys let's
the Chinese gun yet? I didn't
even know they added a Chinese
gun. You haven't used a Chinese
gun yet? Oh, I want to go see
what the site is. I need this
also a new site. I'm going to
see this is a good one. Is the
default side of the Chinese
gun good? Like a thousand years
ago. The QBZ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, shit. I remember that from
PUBG. Fix your music levels
Exciting. Is it really loud or something?
Oh my god
This site is terrible. Holy bingo the site is terrible. All right. Yeah, we're not using that. We're not using that
I don't know what this is, but it's it's a poop diarrhea garbage butthole site
Yeah poop diarrhea butthole garbage site
Ooh, yeah, that only happens.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boss.
We don't want that.
We don't want that.
No, no, we do not want that.
We do not want that.
How do I put a sight on this?
I mean, no space for this.
What is this thing on the top?
What is this?
There we go.
You're muted.
You're adopted.
So it looks like we both got a couple of problems
We can be sorting out right now.
Bitch.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
What?
Yeah, what's up?
Did you take my beer?
Sorry, I was dirty, boss.
Where is my beer?
It was a magic trick.
Where's the beer?
Left or rear?
Where is the rear?
Check your bottle holder.
It's in your rear.
was it there it wasn't oh you know what it wasn't oh you're suspicious suspicious
suspicious you know it's a suspicious suspicious I had a beer I went in for a
snack and I came back and my beer is gone and you're the only other one who's
been here what I had taken I swear boss I didn't
you have to believe me boss I'm gonna find it and when I do not have a bit
of a smell like peanut butter it's not gonna smell like peanut butter but I
promise you I promise you
I'm gonna try out the new Chinese guy. Let's take a little look. Let's see what the Chinese have been up to.
Let's see if the Chinese have been developing weapons of mass destruction. Let's take a little look.
Well, I mean, they definitely have been doing that.
Well, let's try them out. Let's try out these Chinese weapons of mass destruction.
That's it.
That's rock.
That's part of the game, you know what I'm saying?
That's part, yeah, that's part of the game.
Part of the game's life.
You know what, dude, you know what?
You know what I find kind of weird?
Why didn't we, when we made the nuke,
just go, hey guys, nobody else, no more.
No nukes allowed.
We know you, know you.
Me.
They mean kind of did we kind of did begin
We try to have a ton of nukes and what has a ton of nukes too. Don't they?
Well, they are part of the week we we didn't say that but we got together with a bunch of other countries and we said that
To other countries in China and Russia were one of the countries
No, that's what I'm saying. We should have been like no no no no no no no
Nobody gets his only the cool guys only a school guys the cool guy. Oh, yeah, it's cool
You know what I think I think back then if you'll remember rush actually fought with us in World War two back then
We didn't we thought they were cool guys and no no no I totally get that
100% no no no they were on our team or whatever we were all we were all we're in the same Jersey
Are we just going to touchdown?
Totally totally I understand we got new so we should have been like all right fuck all you guys
only we get the nuke fuck you it's a mud
bad would have respectfully said alright
I respect that well nobody would have said
alright because we had nooks did a mud
you about that for a second nuke well
well yeah we said you know the nuke
we're gonna nuke yeah yeah you wonder if
you want a real answer I think we
thought that like let's get all the
good countries together and do that
together and then all the bad countries won't do it but then some of the
countries we thought were good countries weren't good I think we tried to do
that no no no no no no no no no no no we get the there wasn't a wasn't didn't
become the king of the world until after World War two so right after World War
two we were king of the world World War two no before World War two we were
just kind of like America like what are they doing you know like really they
those guys yeah now we were kind of just like whatever and then World War II is
what made us made us into like the the world power really I thought we were
king of the world like a really long time we were in the midst of a great
depression in which all of our people were literally starving to death and then
World War Two happened and the military industrial complex boosted us into the stratosphere and
then once we created the nuke people were like oh fuck and then we became the king after World
War Two.
Oh that makes sense Paws.
Yeah that makes sense.
What if we took the nuke and we said no more nukes and you gotta give us all your
food.
Oh
Man, Bob's all we all out. We have the oil in the nukes and we got all the food
Yeah, exactly. It's funny. You say that because there's a name for that what it's called a war crime
Well, okay new idea no more nukes for anyone you got to give us all your food and
We're crimes. What is this anymore? What are they gonna say? Huh? What are they gonna do? They say what comes is boom?
Boom.
Bam!
What are you doing?
It's a lot.
That's kind of what we, that's kind of how, that's, yeah, that's actually what we did.
That's actually, now we're talking about the real history.
I'm just saying, I've got some good ideas.
I've got some good ideas.
Give me a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Dude, we gotta get you into the office.
Yeah, yeah!
I mean, my God!
Yeah!
You get it!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
First, executive order, as me as president, the moon is ours.
No one else can touch it.
If they touch it, we kill them.
It's our moon.
Didn't we take the moon?
We just tapped him like two days ago.
What?
Didn't you know who claimed the moon?
What's ours?
Like two days ago?
Who claimed the moon?
I'm pretty sure the president of the United States said the moon was ours like two
days ago.
Yes, I don't know. I only read a headline. I didn't read that way. I didn't read the whole thing
We keep pushing no quit
You have no more laps you got real
Yeah, I got a I'm on a timer to buy more. I mean we loot use like fucking
We are cooking we were cooking
Fine then we claim the Milky Way.
We're also giving-
Ah, now we're talking.
Uh, well how do we- wait, how- how- how long do you mind if the lab's gone?
Let me see.
Uhhhh...
Oh, 11 minutes.
We need to do one...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if we- wait, wait, wait, wait, what if we-
Do you have two BD keys or one BD key that you can change for the lab's behind?
No, I don't.
We can do- what if we do a scab run?
Oh, good thing I-
We can do a scab run and then 11 minutes being banged on.
Here we go hop on it my top it in
Okay, let's ride oh oh oh my
What a sweet treat what a sweet little delight okay
Okay, all right
And okay, and all right
And everything
Mmm-hmm. We started game to fix the night vision bug. It's about what it's like really dark
I think just because it was dark
Why you seem so late, bro, I see I said see seven hours ago. Where are you?
Universe of America we yeah
We should invite teleporters and then put a teleporter in
GZ being his toilet and take all his poop and then after like a year he's like where's
my poop going?
And we'll have it all.
We'll have all of his poop.
Now let's ride!
I
All right, boys
Oh
Sorry for nothing
Let's ride
Oh give it I got an ass-save at fifty eight I got a chatter I have to reconnect
though I spawn in Caban's place is that he's not here I feel like it wouldn't
spawn me there I just went behind sparser shoot I got the hiccups you must be
You getting your scab enough of?
You not scabbing offline?
No, I'm not scabbing offline, boss.
I just never do naughty stuff.
I'm a good scab.
The pit was open.
Guys, guys, I think there's someone
behind the sparses to him.
I need your assistance immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Is it, is it construction, is it construction?
Is that guy have a crazy gun on his back? What the hell is that?
Wait, this scab has a crazy shit on him!
Apparently icebreaker gives you a shitload of scab rub. That's why you have...
That's why your scabs are juiced.
This scab has a ton of crazy stuff on him!
I'm gonna use my paint.
Can we go back to the conversation about stealing proof through a teleporter?
Could you imagine if every time you took a shit you stood up and like looked at the toilet?
Because you always look.
Oh, oh boy.
And like one time you look and there's nothing there you're like, okay, let's just
Like you stop turning down the tube, right that happens here in there. We didn't get that but like imagine after like a few weeks
Every time you stand up, there's nothing there
You my question is
Yeah, this guy has obviously a tough B.M.C. Luton. I
Mean this is this is B.M.C. but right here
I got a question for you. I got a question for you. Say you're wiping say you're wiping
Oh, we've got a question for you gimmick say you're wiping and you're certain that there
There's no more poop left, but you have to do your safety last wipe, right, to double
check, but you just ran out of toilet paper.
You going to get another roll, and you trust that your instincts are right.
Hmm, how far away are the rolls?
All the way across the house.
Oh yeah, dude, we're just sealing it up.
We're just sealing it up.
We're sealing it up.
We're sealing it up.
We're sealing it up.
Yeah.
Yeah, seal it up. I mean if I'm confident, then you know it's just like not
You know seal it up. I'll go I'll grab another roll throw it throw it on and then like
Just do with it later
There's a dead scab right here. I heard shots
These guys are crazy stuff. It's something ominous is going on
I'm taking something ominous is going on these chas some
A dead PMC something weird is going on for sure for sure
There's someone right here with a lot of loot
100%
Just don't know who
just don't know any moment I'll be in the raid I can't wait are you excited I'm
excited where did this guy go cuz I heard that shot from construction but
then I went to construction door was there I still have to go down here
I mean, where where?
Dude, whenever I scab on streets for some reason I just fucking with this guy go shit when I load in
Now when I came see just when I scab
Another dead scab
No, T. It's like even something weird is going on around here boss
Something ominous is happening
There's something really weird going on.
I can't put my finger in my butthole.
I don't know what's going on.
I shouldn't do that.
I can't do that.
I found a scow with tons of crazy loot.
I heard a sign of construction, but then he was gone.
Okay, I'm at construction now.
I'm running past check, past the Caban's place.
Okay.
Wait, I see that.
Oh, I'm a scav, cheeky-bleeky.
It's another player scav, it's another player scav.
Something weird's going on.
Something weird.
Sir!
Sir!
Oh, come on, sir, come on!
Get me, sir, it's over by me, sir, it's over by me.
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shot shoot
there's someone shooting over here
where specifically I don't know
where are they exactly so where are they exactly somewhere next to Pinewood
hotel somewhere it's somewhere a little bit of a trek oh I heard beginning easy
uh past barge or either in sparse a it's not like we sit outside some of these
past bars up right before calling tissue your time out yeah yeah yeah yeah
Mr. Recalved. Wait, why'd I just pass that? Mr. Recalved, there he is! There he is! I'm
dead. I have been annihilated. I have been absolutely annihilated. There's nothing left
in my body. There's nothing left in my body. I have been absolutely vaporized down to
the smallest atoms of molecules. He is right outside of the spider's toy. You
the one that killed him, right?
Did you kill that?
No, no, no, the backpack was on the ground.
That was the backpack, it was gonna, you got to take a left, take a left, go go take a left, take a left, you gotta go to Paiwood hotel, he's in front of spars and in front of Paiwood, go go go go
Oh, in front of Paiwood.
Oh my god, oh.
You gotta get him, you gotta get him boys.
You gotta move, you gotta move, you gotta move.
You can't let him get away with his crimes.
Oh, I'm not gonna get it.
He's right in front of the Spartans who are right outside the door.
Probably gonna fail.
But you're never gonna fail.
You're never gonna fail.
This part right here?
It was my little gimmick.
It was my little gimmick.
Ooh, I hear him.
I hear him.
That's what's right there.
Madam good boys, madam good boys.
You gotta push, you gotta push.
You swing or be swung.
Swing or be swung, gimmick!
Swing or be swung.
He's in here somewhere.
Good boys, lad.
Follow me, brother.
Into the night, into the great beyond.
Where we'll become heroes, we'll become stars.
We'll shine bright and vanquished.
Excellent raid, gentlemen, excellent raid, alright!
That was very cool, she almost had him, you know what I mean?
Oh, wait, hey, this guy might be not real.
He's got 696 hours, but he has triple my KD.
Now I won't say I'm the best player ever.
Okay, I will not say I'm the best player ever.
3.15.
Okay, yeah, I've never seen that ever.
I've never seen a 3kd. Holy shit. Maybe he's just the best. Maybe he's just the best, maybe he's just the best, but to be safe
I'm gonna cast a liiiiittle, just a little report, a little report. I will say gimmick
I am kind of down to play another round, but I need to wake up
Really really really really like nine hours early for see tomorrow. I'm with you
I'm with you dude with War Dogs coming out tomorrow Tarkov tonight, you know, I'm having fun
But it's just it all just seems pointless. It seems so silly. It seems so silly with war dogs coming out tomorrow
I'm done play one more one last. Let's do one more. All right, and then I'll just go get a quick nap
And we'll be and we'll be a bride it right in early for war dogs
Now I got to try this Chinese guy anyways, all right all right
I'm gonna go find who stole my beer beer
You're trying to ban anyone who's better than him the majority of people is getting real old
I also ban bitches I also ban bitches and pussies mods. Take care of that fucker mods
God's remove his penis.
I'm dead serious.
Ban him forever.
Do not let him come back in here.
He comes, he tries to come back in here.
Chop his cock off.
Chop his cock off.
What, who are we chopping?
What?
Who's getting it?
This guy down here.
This guy down here.
Dude, it's actually mind boggling to me.
Mind boggling, cause that guy's talking about
how I was banning people in War Dogs.
It is mind boggling to me.
how people don't think that 75% of the people I come in contact with are watching the stream.
It is mind boggling.
Sir, there's probably a one in four chance that anyone I come in contact with in any game
is not watching the stream.
25% chance.
And I'm not being unhelpful, I'm not being an asshole, it's just the truth.
It's just, I'm not trying to be an asshole, it's just the truth.
I'd say 25% of the people who say those things to you are being serious, and they just don't understand how the world works, and 75% of them are rage baiting you.
Probably, I might as well rage bait it, now let's ride!
I
I
I
Hope the Chinese guy is good. We said them. Let me see the bird on it. Oh, she's he went bird not bad
Not bad. It's good and it's good and PUBG. That's all I know
What good man good, I'm bad
She's my boy. Oh, here we hear that he's right here. I'm like, sir. Sir
We're conscious and subjectors. We don't carry a gun
We're conscientious and subjectors!
Okay, hold on.
Sir, we're conscientious and subjectors!
We don't carry a firearm!
I saw someone run down the hallway all the way to the end, too.
What's the speed of this boat?
Oh, 780 meters per second?
It's not good at all.
Doesn't look like the gun I thought it was. Looks like an AK.
Someone's all the way down the hall.
Two people-
Oh, how did that kill him? What?!
Two people have registered it! Two people have registered it!
Rogue Banjo sent me a peanut. Everyone wants a happy birthday from you, but we wanted to wish you a happy birthday whenever it is.
Thank you for all the good times, man.
Thank you, Mr. Wrong. Thank you, Goodsand. Thank you, my lord!
Well, I will tell you this. I know I don't release my birthday, but it is not today.
It's not today. It's not the day before 9-11 big reveal big reveal
There's still the guy to a direct right and there's two guys in red. We gotta take in this guy fast
She backs back back
Tickle to wake you up
fucking oh wait there's a third guy got it right in the in the in the in the in
the 10 okay it's got to be a four-stack right or three-stack three
second on that and then what we're right in black room yeah I think it's not
there anymore I haven't heard him in a while he's pushing him he's pushing
I
Think this might actually be that guy he rotated around he's a bug
He didn't open it
Dead in 50 seconds
Not gonna happen
I'm dead and John okay that was troubling I feel like I'm dead because I was looking
down the hall when you got shot and I didn't see shit.
Ah, I'm laughing.
Ah, I'm laughing, boys.
He's got this boys, 100%.
He's got this 100%.
Listen, I've seen gimmick move.
I've seen, he moves like a demon.
He moves like a shell in the night.
You probably don't even know what he's doing.
Okay.
I don't know about those guys.
I don't know about those guys.
Hmm.
Fascinating.
Very interesting.
Yes, yes.
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
Very fascinating.
I'm not even, I'm not even fucking looking at his profile.
I'm just reporting that fucker.
He actually doesn't have a suspicious profile.
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
I'll enjoy you, this is for bungees.
I'll enjoy you, this is for bungees.
That was a crazy guy.
I was a little bit angry, little bit angry.
That was when you got shot and didn't see anything.
Uh, yeah, I, uh, yeah, I got, uh,
I, I got pooped on.
I got pooped on.
I, I got bootyed on.
Well, that was a great last raid.
Well, I'm glad we went in there.
I'm glad we went in.
No regrets. No regrets at all. You know what? I'm going to go to Ignat so I can hop up bright,
brightened bussy tail tomorrow for more dimes. No, not talking about war dimes.
Mm-hmm. You want to just skip war dimes and do more tarp? Oh no, actually.
But the question is, do we hop on at 11 a.m. or do we hop on later than that?
Well, you I've said what I'll be on I'll be on it to your time to your time wait no wait is it
Is it what is it 10 your time what time what time is your time?
Right now it's 11 23 what time you happy on your time
No, no, it's definitely two for you. It's definitely two what time you happy at your time noon
Have a two o'clock your time
There's two o'clock your time. I'll be on it two o'clock central
You know
Just fiddling with the switches in the old dog this guy hold on wait
Say wait listen wait, what if we do what if you hop on at nine in the morning?
And I'll hop on at 11 in the morning, which is the same times of our time zones 9-11 in
Solidarity for it being the day before 9-11. Oh
Well
Probably not I'm gonna go ahead and give it a solid probably not
But if for some God forsaken reason I find myself awake at 9 a.m. I will hop on
but fair fair enough don't count on I'll just you guys guys I plan on being up
and on stream at 11 in the morning but but but if I'm not that's because I'm
hopping on a 2 p.m. CT that's because I'm hopping on a 2 p.m. CT it's one or
the other is one or the I would say expect 11 expect 11 but prepare for two
that's right prepare for two that's right expect the unexpected expect the
unexpected gimmick I'm thinking tomorrow we whip out our cocks live on screen as
celebration for the new game release what do you think that we spent a member
something memorable so memorable very memorable you know what dude I see hate
doing it longer than 12 hours straight because I have to reset the YouTube in
12 hours it's like oh you're mean I'm with you I still haven't figured that out
hmm to be fair I haven't tried to figure it out but let's not get into the
details hmm you know who prepared for to New York okay well that's that's
Just taste
By the way guys, I will actually probably not being a lot
I will actually probably not allow 89 11 jokes on 9 11. I will listen
I am good making jokes of all horrible things that have happened. That's how the world goes round
That's how you're in 64 days of the year, but I will probably not be allowed
I actually might try you out or ban you for 9 11 jokes on 9 11
That's just a little hard. It's a little uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. It's
uncomfortable.
A lot of guys are on my side of that one.
I feel like that's the normal perspective.
The show?
That's pretty...
Yeah.
You have to have the weighty period and then you don't do it when you're on the date off.
That's...
There's a few people who are very, you know, whatever.
They're very persnicky.
You can't never make any joke about anything.
Ever.
And you know, those people are just, why are they even on Twitch?
This is not the spot.
Horrible.
Horrible.
Most people I feel like you know make the joke but like on the day I feel like
most people are like not today not today tomorrow tomorrow is a great time 12 is
a great day for a 9-11 joke write them down write them down and save them for the
next day save them for the day after the next day for tomorrow not well that
is the day after tomorrow the day after tomorrow the day after the
civically does the only day not to do it um okay all right okay all right okay i'm
gonna hop on up because i gotta go to bed now if i'm even hoping to get on is 11
um all right i will see you tomorrow sir i will see you tomorrow i'll uh i'd yeah i'm i'm going i'm
getting on a noon i think i think limi and i'll be getting on together so we'll check in if your
if your lobby's too full we'll just have a good time whatever i'll check in see what's going on
Sound good? Alright, see you then, Mr. gimmick. Have a good one, box.
Godspeed, sir. Godspeed. Godspeed.
Alright, boys. I'm getting up. I'm getting up.
Yeah, okay, hold on. Someone just said F on Venerable.
We're gonna go ahead and ban that fucking dude. They're saddle realms.
Find that guy. Where'd he go?
Hold on, wait a second.
Even smell veterans right he's spelled it virtans
Please fucking dumb
All right, there we go
Okay, all right
The virtans. Oh, yeah. Oh, that guy's really pissed about the virtans around here. All right guys. All right. Have a good one boys
I'm hopping off. I'm gonna try 11 a.m. I don't know if I will I don't know
Fifty fifty boys as I'm telling you I'm locking in tomorrow is no goofball tomorrow is no no goofballing around
There will be no I will not even smile one time. I if I crack a joke kill me if I see a fight
It's I'm I say a funny bingo
Shoot me tomorrow is grind time tomorrow was grind time if I see a single one of you motherfuckers smiling or making a joke
I'm a fuck your I'm a fuck your ass. I'm a fuck your ass. All right, buddy
I'm a fuck you.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's grind time.
We're getting armor-producing rounds.
We're getting the L2A6 tank.
We're getting level three armor, first day.
First day, yeah, you know what?
Write this down, write it down, write it down.
Level three armor, armor-producing rounds,
and L2A6 tank all unlocked day one.
Day one before the stream ends.
Day one, day one.
Clip it, clip it and show it tomorrow.
Clip it and show it tomorrow.
Mm-hmm, clip, well, DFIM's obviously,
but DFIM's coming after like the first game.
You guys, by the way, by the way, these, listen,
you wanna talk about, listen, I know you guys go,
oh, P.Dot, you team kill all the time.
You're not a team player.
Nine of my friends that I've played with
had defibrillators on even by the last day of the beta, of the last.
You want to talk about not team player?
I was wondering when I was coconut after playing this game for 40 hours straight.
This guy does have a death end.
That is ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
It was just crazy because honestly, it housed him more than it housed me.
It gives you crazy money.
It gets you like $1,200 to $2,500 every re-bond.
It makes you a ton of money.
It makes you a ton of money.
The XP changes, it's different now.
Wait, where do I find the XP change?
Oh my God, did they make it harder?
Oh God.
Oh no.
Wait, where do I see that?
Where is that?
Patch notes?
Wait.
I
You have a speech case to some likes that one
Where uh
Yeah, hold on. Oh, wait
XP we had previously our balancing was designed specifically for weekend long beta test now
They will be in line with where we believe they should be each season. We will have a different XP curve with different item orders
Below six unchanged level six
To level ten five point seven percent slower
Level six level ten forty percent slower level ten little fifteen hundred point nine percent slower
Level fifteen to twenty one hundred and twenty four percent slower
Jesus
It's in order to get
In order to get over piercing rounds, which I just said we would we have to be level 75 by the end of the day
At the end of the day
You don't even have level 75 written here. It only goes up to level 50
The XP events player kill using an air vehicle 300 XP to 250 AC. Well, I don't care about that
I never did that anyways supply create items sold under $35. Yeah, I don't know what that is
I don't know that is I don't either says
Oh
I don't what's going on
Are you really that much of a tastic? Oh wait the tank, what about the tank?
Heavy takes moves from career level 35 to driver level 35. Oh my god
Oh my god, I
Think I left the beta test with driver level like two
All right, I'm changing
I'm changing our goals for tomorrow. I'm changing our goals
goals goals see the new goals here the new he has a new goals defibulator all
right see you guys tomorrow see see it's here right tomorrow guys see guys
tomorrow guys I have a good one guys I'll see you guys tomorrow have a good
one boys have a good one guys see you guys later I'm I'm hopping up I'm up I'm
getting out of here boys I'm getting that out of here I am getting out out
I'm gonna hop on maybe 11 a.m. CT. Maybe 2 p.m. CT over the world. I never know
Who the world we never know I'm not even like you guys if I hop on an 11 a.m.
Prepare for it to be 11 30 a.m. In my mind. I'm telling myself 11 a.m.
Which really means it's 11 15 a.m. But because it's super early
I'm gonna give myself some grace and buy hop on 11 30. That's what 11 a.m.
Really means so prepare for that as well repair repair for 11 a.m.
But if not 11 a.m. But 2 p.m. What if it is 11 a.m. 11 30 p.m. But if it's too wet 2 p.m. I'll prevent to be TV
Did you get that never get that
Okay, good also official
Official team of the regulators is green team you can play on the other teams
I won't get mad at you just know you're not fighting for us
You are fighting against us green team is the official team of the Bungalow. That is where we fight
That is where we make our stem red team is the team of the enemy. Hey, mr.
Nut my best friend's birthday is today. His name is school. Can you give him a birthday shout out that guy is
Gonna have a drug problem
It's taking a guess
I'll bet you a hundred bucks. I'm just taking a little guess
I hope everything goes well for him, but I'm just telling you what I'm thinking. I'm an open book. I'm an open book
Happy birthday, Scoob! Happy birthday! Hope it's a whimsical one and a fantastic good sir!
And by that I mean specifically weed.
I've- I- I- I- specifically weeded. That guy is gonna be smoking so much devil pussy lettuce that he isn't gonna know what
planet he's on. He's gonna be on the moon before Elon Musk gets there. All right, that guy is so high in the sky
he is above the clouds. He's beating the clouds to make the rain come out of him. That guy is gonna get high
forever. All right, good night everybody. Good night out gang. Have a good one. Good night now boys.
Good night everybody. Good night. You're an alcoholic. No, I am not. I
do wine tasting. I
I just I do I but I do not do the Rangers I have to taste them. I'll taste one now
A hint of mahogany I hint
Alcohol I do wine testing I do wine tasting it's fancy
It's it's it's it's it's appropriate. It's appropriate and fancy. I do wine tasting. All right pal
don't don't you get him confused don't you get him confused alright good night
everybody good night now gang have a good one boys do have a good one good
night everybody good night now game have a good one boys good have a good
night everybody have a good one have a good one now boys have a good night
everybody good night nothing have a good one have a good one now gang have
a good one now boys good night everybody good night boys have a
Good night. Good night everybody. Rest up, rest easy now boys. Good night.
Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Have a good one. Good night everybody.
Good night now gang. Good night. Sleep tight and actually do.
Let the bed bugs fuck your ass I tried and it was magical