TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] WARDOGS | KING OF THE TOWERS | SMALL TEAMS | GIMMICK X COCONUT X HABIBI | #BUNGULATE
09-11-2026 · 11h 23m
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I'm gonna fuck one of you. It's fucked up and Friday gentlemen. Who's gonna be the lucky one?
Who is gonna be the lucky one? You never know you never know it is completely up to chance
You have no idea you have no idea
The tickets are in the ball. All right, the the straws in the hat
You never know you never know you guys guys guys out
You know the rules, gifting subs and saying me in the chat will not increase your chances
and it's completely at random.
The universe must decide.
The universe must decide, gentlemen.
I just woke up 30 minutes ago.
I haven't even eaten.
I am on another planet right now.
I am on another planet right now.
By the way, a lot of you guys were asking, well, Mr. Peanut, where's the home cook meals
at?
I know it's hamburger helper.
It's not Evergreen Helper and secondly I'm getting one today. It was promised to me. It was promised to me
I went to miss Peter. I said oh shit. I
Went to miss me excuse me
My peanut body is shutting down my apologies I said please
Please just one meat and noodle one meat and noodle and she promised it to me at 5 p.m.
DMCT today boys that means we only take two hours for meat and noodle two hours until then we will starve
Until then we will starve in the trenches. We will out. We will be out there on the battlefield
Fighting alongside our brothers got a morsel in our stomach except for the except for the water burger and the Taco Bell that I ordered last night
Don't ask me why I ordered both. It's it's not because I'm fat. There was some logistical errors
I just I had a I had a big nine. It was a big night for me
I had I had I it was a big night
I had a sweet and spicy bacon burger and a Doritos Locos taco and a cheesy guadillo crunch and a couple bites out of that like
Circle saucer thing. I've got what it's called a Taco Bell. What's I think called?
Guys, you know the name the circle shots or the circle a circle doozy the circle saucer the circle saucer at
hmmm...
Crunchwrap! Crunchwrap Supreme! Oh, delicious!
Delicious! Of course I had to get the Baja Blast. Of course I had to get the Baja Blast.
I would rather finger pop my own asshole with brass knuckles than not get the Baja Blast. It is divine!
It is divine! I never drink all of them though. It feels like I'm drinking Nuka Cola right outside of fallout.
I feel like if I drink more than half of that my kidneys will shut down and I will die.
But I will take a few ships and it is delicious. It is delicious. It is very good
I had a great time. I watched the mythless. It was fantastic
But now it is time to get down to the nitty-gritty and I've decided gentlemen. I know the vector is crazy. I
Just I just I think I have to go for the M4. I think I have to go for the M4 guys guys
I just I think I have to I think I have to are you guys still going for the back there?
You guys same job. What are you guys going for? You got going for assault rifles or or or or or s and g's?
I cannot decide. I cannot decide for the life of me
m4 m4 m4 guys
Obviously the vector close range is so far superior. It's not even funny a vector's gonna be an m4 close range any day of the week
It's not even close you argue that you're a dumb bitch
All right, you're a dumb bitch and you're adopted and and you're stupid and you and you got a fupa and
You're balding and that's why you'd think that but guys in so many situations in so many situations
The guy is just not right there. He's just not right there
He's on the mountain across or he's down the valley or he's up the stairs or he's sitting on the roof
Or he's on top of the tower. You're below you're talking about guys the situations you go in
I think you need an assault rifle. I think you need one
But I don't know oh, dude. Oh, this is such a tizzy. We're in such a pickle
Oh, we're in such a pickle. Oh
We're in such a pickle guys. Oh
Oh god.
Balls? Why did they have like two different level up systems?
I don't know if we can get both.
I don't know if we can get both.
An anonymous gifted? Just gifted 150 gifted subs?
Who are you?
Who are you? Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
I don't know who to thank for this one.
I've actually, I've had enough of this gift
to give me this pretty stuff.
I don't even know what, how am I, tell me your name!
Boris T!
All right, well, I don't know who to thank,
but thank you, my mind!
Thank you, my mind!
It was me, yeah, okay, pal.
All right, buddy, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
That makes sense. Oh, he's a hundred fifty kitchen subs anonymously and then I'm gonna go in the chat and go
It's me. It's me. Yeah, that makes no sense. That makes no sense an officer. I do not believe you in the slightest
Thank you. Good sir. I wish I've got a reason to jump out of fire, man
I don't know who he is. He's probably Batman. He's probably an Arkham city
He just beat up the Joker as well as three guys at Rob the bank
He doesn't use guns, but for some reason the motorcycle that he drives has guns on it
And then sometimes he uses guns sometimes he doesn't but he says no guns
So I don't really know what he's up to but today he's in the stream today's in the stream. I
I think you just switch your motto to sometimes use guns sometimes
You know, you know, I'm talking about guys, you know when you beat up guys in Arkham City
sometimes I mean I get it if it's a guy stealing a grandma's purse but just
kick this out of him give him a roundhouse kick a laptop an uppercut
what I mean what if fucking al-qaeda shows up at your local Arkham City
Target what are you gonna this fight him no you're gonna whip out the chopper you're
gonna whip out the chopper you didn't blow that shit the kingdom come I I don't
know guys that just never made sense with me with that man it doesn't make
sense. Why would you not use guns? I mean, I get that if you were like in Britain, you're
the United States of America, right? I think so. Wait, is Batman based in America? Wait,
I think it is, right? Is it? Oh, New York. Okay, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No gun in New York.
That was Batman not fucking died.
That's, that's what was his name, Chicago.
I actually don't know where Chicago is.
I hope it's not in New York.
I'm gonna look like an idiot.
He's bulletproof.
I don't, Illinois.
Oh, thank God.
Okay, thank God.
I was talking to you.
Woo, that would have been bad.
That would have been bad, guys.
Okay, it's in Illinois.
All right, good.
We're good, we're good, guys.
We're all good, we're all good, everything's fine,
we're fine, thank you Batman.
Guys, it's gonna W Batman in the chat, W Batman,
but the whole no guns thing,
I'm not gonna be with you on that one.
I'm not gonna be with you, it doesn't make any sense.
Also, I've seen you use guns.
I've seen you use them, so why even have that mono?
Why should your mono be no guns,
except for like this one time?
No guns, except for like, whatever I feel like it.
It should be guns.
That should be your motto.
That's the new Batman motto.
Here it is.
Oh, and Mr. Peridot, and Mr. Ferro, and Mr. Garandas,
and Mr. Fulmabal, fuck this boys.
Good man, good, ah, man!
Receive your, my boys.
Thank you, boys.
Seriously, gentlemen.
Thanks for supporting the stream, gentlemen.
It means the world to me.
You guys support the stream,
the Bungalowys, thank them boys.
More guns, actually.
You have more guns, actually.
Oh, and our final team member has just arrived, gentlemen.
We have a whole squad here.
We are gonna keep it.
I was actually thinking about keeping it a four man tonight,
me, Coconut, gimmick, and Habibi,
but then Cloaksy joined.
And I was like, you know, he's like a stray cat.
You see him once every month or two,
and when you see him, you gotta kinda snatch him up.
You know what I'm talking about, guys?
I was gonna make it a four man,
but whenever you see Cloaksy,
you gotta kinda snatch him up,
cause he's like the win.
He goes, he ain't even,
those, actually for you Cloaksy fans,
you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Motherfucker would take a month hiatus on streaming,
and you'll think he's good.
So you gotta kinda grab him.
You gotta kind of grab him when you can.
And so you'll be playing with us today.
We're doing five man teams.
But that is the absolute maximum.
No one else is joining.
We're not having a discord circle jerk today.
Now let me go welcome our guests.
Let's go.
Come with me gang.
Come with me.
We're gonna go welcome our guests.
We're gonna go welcome our guests.
Come on guys.
Come on.
General, you watch over the map.
Tell me the plan when you get back.
General number four.
You, jerk me off onto the table.
Hello.
Wait, hold on. Hello, everybody.
Whoa.
By the way, I said it was only going to be us for tonight,
but then go to text me.
And as I just told my Bungalow ladies, he's like a stray cat
and you see him once a month.
So when you see him, you got to snatch him up.
You talking about guys?
Does he does he go for does he go first?
He does eat go first.
Yes, it's actually he's on a go for only diet right now.
I was trying to talk about it.
I said listen if you want to be a bitch just go vegan and he goes no gophers only for their high protein
I said I'm pretty sure that's a crime. He goes listen. They're gonna be six weeks and when I'll tell you that bitch
So he's keeping it low. He's a groundhog
You just correct your team leader
Talk back to your commanding officer. You're right. You're right when the
Say Gophers! Determine how long winter is right now where I'll add you toward March.
I apologize sir. Gophers are the keepers of winter as they're called commonly.
Gophers the keepers of winter, thank you. Do not let that happen again. Do not let that happen again.
the game. Ridiculous.
on a day like today, dude.
Yeah, it's also yeah, no 911
jokes today. It actually is a
day. You don't have to say it
like that. That joke today
because today is one of those
days. Today. Yeah, today. I'm
not going to. There's a lot of
jokes I can't make today. It's
going to be very hard not to be
myself. Okay, I'm going to
know. Listen, I should we
keep it like this because I
like making launches as we
role day no not the day not like hub like a baby jokes ah yeah but what's a
baby joke like a light light keep it fun like a light like a little like slight
jokes that's what I'm saying yeah yeah like like I I I'm not going to fly any
any helicopter today see this is what we can't be doing see this is what
I think what he means is if we see somebody shoot an RPG
Then jokes are on the table RPG joke. Oh, there goes to baby's uncle again shooting RPGs
Okay, okay, but
Various tower jokes we write those down we keep them to ourselves and we say tomorrow. Yeah, we say tomorrow
Yeah, we say tomorrow. Okay. Yeah
That makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. Okay.
That makes sense. That makes sense. Okay. All right. Well, let's get into a game.
Uh, I think coconuts in one and coaxes mutants. We kind of got to wait till he un-mutes.
Uh, hey guys, I'm here. Hey, how you doing? Hello, Mr. Coconut.
Hello. Can I pitch you guys a plan real quick? I think I actually have a plan for real winning.
And if you don't like it, that's fine. I think I have a real plan for winning every game.
What if I get a fob, right?
And us five, we're like a strike team.
We take down a tower, we put down the fob,
you guys defend, we build it up so they can't get in,
and then we strike team the next tower.
Boom, boom, boom, tower out to tower, out to tower.
There's no way, I mean sure sometimes we'll lose,
but there's no way a tower can defend against us five
for the whole damn match, you know what I mean?
And we just take each tower as a strike team
and boom, we have all the towers and we win.
and let's do it. I feel like it's a good idea to try any kind of strategy. We can start the
meta. The meta. The meta. The meta. We make the rules. We make the rules. We are the kings
of our own destiny and coach of the other plan. Now we are a strike team. We take a
a fob with us to a tower us five take the tower kill all the opposition put the fob
down build around it so that nobody can get in and then booby move to the next tower and
and and we take each tower one by one till we have all the towers five man strike team
no one can stand against us what do you think I mean that sounds good I don't know how long
I'm on for it. I woke up today and I was craving the Crab Rathorium. So I'm gonna play this for a little bit and then
uh
You told my target.
Labs
I don't know
Dude labs have been so fun recently. That's not a lot of pain. It's been high octane
Like it's been good. I don't know
I use you must be smoking crack if you play talking over this right now, but I understand talk of dark
I was pretty fun there. Yeah, you do what you want you do you let us know when you have to go
I'm on for a bit though. I'm on for a bit. I wanted I tell you guys
Yeah, but I tell you you gotta snatch him up when you can that's not you see this you see that he's there that he's gone
He's like
Rise you must be right right when I just say guys when I just say straight cat you
You gotta snatch him up while you can.
You gotta snatch him up while you can.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I just want everybody to know that I was right.
I just want everybody to know that I was right.
You're such a idiot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's get in there, boys.
Is everybody ready to join the game?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Everybody's appearing invisible.
I'm going to send each of you an invite individually.
You will not be joining off of me.
All right?
All right.
So everybody's invisible, invisible, invisible.
Want to go invisible?
I'm invisible.
I'm invisible.
Okay, good. All right.
I might do, honestly, I might have to do streamer mode too.
You guys want to do streamer mode today?
Wait, are they even hitting?
Maybe we should.
I think they're just hitting for you, no?
They're hitting the game too.
But no, honestly, I kind of like, like, know who I'm talking to.
I don't know if it's anonymous mode.
I think it changes everyone else's names streamer mode changes your name for everyone else
No, no, no opposite opposite opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's just leave it on it
Oh, oh, no, I should oh that reminds me the devs actually texted me today
And they said we'll actually be watching you to protect against cheaters and stream snipers and stuff like that
Watch they didn't actually say specifically what they're protecting us against but I'm assuming but they also said that they'll be drunk
So drunk. Yeah, I don't you know, they might accidentally ban us instead.
I might actually ban us. You know, I don't really know.
Lop it open the champagne.
Oh, that's what they said. They said, let me, let me see what he actually said.
I'm kind of paraphrasing. Oh, oh wait. Okay, never mind. He actually,
oh, here we go. We have a team watching you guys tonight. We have been drinking.
And he said we have been drinking and that was at 1.30.
So it was an hour and a half ago. So I'm sure they are thoroughly pampered by now.
They are thoroughly pampered they didn't I'm assuming to watch for cheaters because yeah, that's that that pistol guy yesterday
You guys know about that pistol guy yesterday, right?
I mean, you know what that shooting you? Oh, no, no, I don't know. There was a guy that would shoot me and actually the hodge
But we made hodge think he was crazy and dismissed his ideas completely and made him look insane
And he actually believed it but I found out later through extensive research that there was a man
That's not even in the game not even part of the 100 people playing the game
You can't find him on the scoreboard. He's actually like like an omniscient being and he would shoot a pistol
From 500 meters through all the walls and his name doesn't exist
He doesn't have a name and every once in a while. He just shoots you one time
He would never kill you. It would just shoot you for like 20 health and then he wait to go again. That's a sick fuck
That's a sick fuck
Bastard that's a sick bastard, and I don't think the devs have been able to get him yet because he's not actually in the game
What the fuck yeah, yeah
Mm-hmm. I'm telling you listen 99% cheaters are just cheaters of my chiefs. They're dumbasses. They're fucking idiots
I think we might actually have like a guy that
I kind of knows what he's doing. I mean just doesn't want the cloud. He's gonna see the war burn
He doesn't care about the cloud. He doesn't care about
He knows him he's just he's living to live so that'd be like Larry
He turns out the devs to troll though because I asked the devs to find this motherfucker
So I don't know maybe they put a break on me. I don't know
All right, let's get them what's getting there. Let's get there. Let's get there. Oh
Give me like one and a half minutes
I'm just kidding off the stream to be all right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. What happens then we'll join then we'll join the game
One and one half by the way
In other news in other news
Yes, come back
I'm so privileged to have a guy shooting me with a pistol 500 meters way through a wall.
There's a lot of fun going through the reviews yesterday.
I had a great time during a six hour low, just a short little six hour low.
Reading stream reviews, great time.
Yeah, I'm John, you absolute robots.
Wait, what's the stream reviews?
Is the stream reviews bad?
Oh, they're so.
Oh, they're not that bad.
Oh, they're not that bad.
I can't believe they're loud streamers.
You can't even get in the game before anybody else.
That's how I imagine it has to be robots in every single one of them. I don't believe it's real
I don't assume as you relax
The day off and peanut got to play but I did it
You know he's funding
You know, I saw I saw a total of like 10 streamers that could do that and it was
500,000 people in kill
500,000 yeah, like 10 or 11 streamers
they got in first I think it made a difference fuck you closely eat my
shit eat my shit out of my ass I go I am okay well it's going back to go be that
What happened?
20 seconds.
Take it down, give me, take it down.
He's so specific.
I wonder what he's doing.
If it didn't make a difference, he wouldn't have done it.
No, I'm talking about it would make a difference in the queue.
500,000 minus 10 people, what is that?
Listen, there's 499,990.
So your queue would have moved from 500,000 to 499,990.
That's that's the difference I'm saying is not though. It's a it's a very
insignificant difference
There's 400 there's 4 million people streaming on any given day and yesterday was probably the biggest day for war dogs on
Twitch and 99% of those people were also in queue for six hours
So it's just I didn't I wasn't even play the game for like three full hours. I was in here just chat
I would just say here do another
I
Just chatting streamer. Why this is even my fault this time. It's it's it's mr.
Get it. We actually guys wait. What is the black market?
My bias skins you can trade the dollar value for gold bars, and then you can buy cosmetics with it
Really every season. There's a reset mechanic
at the top right. There's a gold exchange. Holy shit. You'll see the gold and then there's
a little eye icon at the top right of that gold exchange box. Progress and reset. At
the end of a major update cycle, your level progression and cash will be reset. The date
of any major update and progression will be announced ahead of time. Any remaining cash
at the end of the cycle will automatically exchange for gold bars.
Guys, you can get a middle finger emote for five gold bars.
How do you get gold bars?
You got to buy them with the dollars.
Like, you got to exchange.
It goes up and down depending on how many people are buying them.
What?
The real gold.
2.4 million per gold bar?
Currently.
Currently.
All right, I'm ready whenever, boys.
I'm ready whenever.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That means if I want the middle finger emote, I need 12.5 million in game dollars.
We're going to clear.
What?
3 million.
But this weekend, guys, can we get in there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We're waiting for gimmick.
You're ready, you're ready.
Whatever you're ready.
I'm good to go.
We're up and running.
OK, guys, let's make 12.5 million dollars.
by the middle finger mode. Let's do it. Let's do it. Here we go. That's the game
plan. That's the move. Are you seeing it out in place? Yeah, obviously I
advise you guys ready? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm finding
a server right now. Get ready. Get ready. Man, find a server joining. So you got
you guys now. Make sure you're
visible. Make sure you're
visible. Okay.
Waiting.
As it went out too close and
Habibi, I'm saying went out to
Coco. By the way, when you invite
us, it shows you online. This is
100 out of 100, by the way. It
was. Wait, and I might be doing
something wrong because it was 50
when I joined. Yeah, everybody
again. I'm position three
I'm gonna tell you guys, if I'm really doing online,
it says I'm invisible on my screen.
When you invite us, it shows you online,
but I think it might just be-
I can see you now.
Oh, okay.
One of the stream snipers last night
took me aside and told us how they're getting in.
Yeah.
Apparently in the game itself,
if you click on somebody's name or something,
then you can see where they're at.
So he said there's a setting somewhere
where we can turn on invisible mode in the game.
How do you do that?
I don't know, but that's what I remember.
Yo, I'm back guys, I took a shit, my bad.
Oh my God.
But I can't believe this.
Anonymous mode is disabled,
streamer mode is disabled and under gameplay.
Enable, enable.
Huh?
I don't know if you need streamer mode.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Are we in the server?
No, we're not. Okay, there you go.
Anonymous mode. You have to turn on anonymous mode.
If enabled, every player on the server sees you by a hidden name instead of your real name,
and you see it too, your client tag is hidden while the hit is on.
All right, okay.
Where do I go now?
Where do I go now?
I'm just gonna turn on anonymous mode on while I'm joining the server that I'm gonna turn it off.
All right, here we go. I'm joining the server. Here we go.
All right, I'm on green, and I'm deployed.
All right, well, uh...
I know, I'm switching servers.
I'm switching servers. I'm seeing you now.
Everybody, here we go. Get ready.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, I'm joining your...
Wait, I'm getting the server that okay. So you guys invites
What color we're great green green green green green here we go is yours
Express oh
It's kind of kind of zesty. Hey, it's a little sassy. That is a little sassy. All right. Wait. I see you guys invites
Is there we in?
Man, I'm in the server not in the faction yet. Oh, I'm doing this action
Yeah, she's a three-person for me too. Oh, it's there. I'm no longer the fact
Okay, all right, hold on
Never mind. It kicked me up. Oh, yeah, everybody's
Fuck I'm gonna be you're you're in a queue. Yeah, I'm gonna queue somehow
Fuck
Oh my god every quick every quick he will never get that server for two hours we have to quit
I'm seven out of 15 now. Okay. That's cuz I quit you quit. Yes. I'm six now. I'm six now
Fuck my ass. Oh
You already quit right?
All right, here we go. All right new match new match goes. He's out of here. So I had to leave this one too
here we go here we go here we go you invite us doesn't it put and you join
the team I'm pretty sure it just puts us on the team no I I can't even get on
that team but he's gotta be no no he's gotta be in the team first I actually
I actually blocked me now Jesus Christ I've walked why did you put that I'm
joining I'm joining you I join I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill are you so
There's only like 30 guys into the game.
Are you sure?
It's like 3 of 15, yeah.
What?
I'm doing servers like 30 guys on them.
Wait, OK, I'm next.
I'm joining.
I'm joining.
OK, so we need just like a loading queue
since everybody's doing it at the same time.
I'm actually on the green team.
I'm in.
I'm in the server and on the green team.
Guys, we're going to leave this to you because she's not here.
OK, so that's going to be fun.
And close it gets back like right now,
we can still not only do it.
No, it takes like
Already fall express I was gonna take
Already fall I'm in. All right. Oh my god. Every quick every quick. Oh my goodness. Damn it. Close it
Well, yeah, let's get it quick as you are here. I'm here. All right. Here we go. I do survey here. We go
Yeah, here we go in the game. You're ready. Oh, yeah, I'm joining the server. I'm seeing about right now
We go in my cozy invite the cozy
I'm joining
I'm joining. I'm joining. How are you joining without an invite?
Is that what we're trying to sell?
I'm joining.
Dude, whatever you did ain't working.
Like, I can see you right there.
Well, how is that possible?
I'm also joining.
You can join. We're joining.
Ask your friends this before your invite goes through.
Okay, is everybody in?
I'm in the green team now.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in the sky.
I'm in the sky right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm in the server.
Once the game starts, we'll be on the ground.
Also, I'm passing this is that Genji and Will are we're asking to play I'm letting the team leader take that one
No, it's we're guys we're already at five people. We're in five people
Did you I you could use the secondary channel, but we're trying to keep it smaller day
I was trying to keep it till four of the coaxes join it's already five
I'm gonna have a whole discord of a hundred people. I'm sorry Genji. I'm in I'm in I'm in
You guys leave if you guys leave you can hop in you can hop in
It's just too many guys. I it's chaos with too many guys. We're here close here
Hello. Hello.
We can get this game.
I mean, about this game, same game and same squad.
Well, we were going to do just four.
I told I told you before we started because I don't want a big lobby,
but then folks enjoy it and close like a stray cat.
You got to swipe him up.
That's what I did.
I could I know I could dip if you want to do for now.
We're fine. We're fine.
We're fine. We're fine.
You you're going to play another game here in a little bit anyway.
So we'll just we'll play a little bit.
I still want to be discord lobby again.
That's what I think.
I'm going to squad, guys.
I'm going to squad.
I guess we're doing all the one where are you big Alpina?
I'm I'm I'm
I'm I'm in I'm in the green team. Are you not a green team? I don't see you
We're part of the same squad
I'm in with you
I see gimmick I see folksy. I'll take it by the way. Is he coconut?
If you would really just want to join with you guys leave you guys can't but I'm just I'm trying anything more than five
Absolutely, it's just a mess. That's why a small team is actually in the title today
Oh, did you see the title of the screen anonymous thing because I didn't I didn't want to be discord today
I didn't want to be discord today. That's like kind of the whole thing. I'm doing today is not a big discord
It's kind of like my whole stream plan. That's it's kind of like the whole thing. I'm doing
So that's that's why that's why I don't really want a ton of people in this quite
I think it's so but if you guys leave you and willis could absolutely do it hundred percent a hundred percent
I do a poll and times you know, sorry and tell mr. Willis. I'm sorry as well. I don't like it gimmick
You're an actual bitch well that'll happen gimmick
Hello
I think that's a pretty
I feel like there's a pretty reasonable thing to say, guys.
I feel like I'm being pretty reasonable right now, guys.
But that's not too crazy to say.
I don't want seven people in one discord.
That sounds absolutely horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
That's why I didn't cooperate with Hodge and Mr. Merks
and Mr. Landmark, because they have a ton of people
that discord.
I actually didn't go play with them.
That's way too many people already.
That's why I made my older lobbies so I can have a smaller lobbies.
Hey, I'm not flying.
Yep.
What's going on?
Are you, are you in?
I'm in the Gleeptip.
Oh, see you.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Do you want to lock the squad?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Here you go.
Mr. Pete is a stream cipher.
Oh.
He's a friendly stream cipher.
Mr. Pete is a stream cipher.
Yes, he's friendly.
Very friendly.
I
Be a couple of these guys. Oh, I give it work. Are you guys wait guys? I want to know. Oh, yeah, you do this alright for SMG's
I'm doing a silver the AK is so good. Yeah, I agree. That's all I'm pushing for that in for baby
Everybody do it. I'm a little man. Yeah, so the Bose one-shot kill
baby I was running it was designed it's actually really fun I can't wait to
unlock the mozen dude but I don't want to do it in a team you know you're gonna
be a fucking scoper that's what I'm saying I don't want to be a scoper on
main you know I'll do I'll be scoping at night time quiet at home lights are off
oh undercover scoper huh undercover scoper nobody knows I'm scoping I'm a
fucking scoper and I'm proud oh you should not be proud you should not be
I'm a scoper and I'm proud of it. You should not be proud. You should not be proud. You're a dirty scoper. You're a dirty scoper
I have a dirty scoper and I love it. It's a safer zone, right?
It's a good inside.
I know the SMGs are really good too.
You know what, back here, I'll use the S3.
I'll use the S3. I'll use the S3.
Alright boys, we're gonna talk about it. We're gonna talk about it.
Right.
Yeah.
Hmm. Yeah, I like the versatile. I mean, that's the next thing after I unlock the m4
That's what I want to use
G's I can't get rid of this
You guys pushing down on us that's a me
What the hell what's going on?
I am I haven't even got my stuff yet because I had my game is I kind of mentioned
Oh, it was doing some some walkie business some walking business
Some wheelie. Oh my gosh, really nearly. Yeah, willy-dilly business
We got people right in front of us right there
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, you're back.
Y'all want a front of me?
Mm.
Ooh, modern, yes, yes,
so that's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
All right, there we go.
All right, let's run.
Right here?
Yeah, I'm waiting for the kid.
He just made it me all across.
Pat's allowed to,
he just like,
very much, he's like,
he's very much,
he's like, very much,
he's very much,
he's like,
Okay, okay, okay, a lot of guys are like this did you
Guys we are we're just gonna we're just keeping the discord small she completely understands
Did you have cool guy?
I promise you guys
We're just keeping this one
Ginger will is a hoppin it all right
Did you will is a hoppin it top of the board? I just I can't out big
This one guys it's it's I got a huge major headache last night
I'm gonna leave and I'll see probably from drinking too much, but it's also probably from having to be guys in this
You can join our game if you want to be like all the opposing team or something that
I just can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
If I have autism before this game gave me autism,
I can overstep this game.
It's ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
Okay, I'll come to stream site.
You stream site, Jinty!
I might see you drive!
I might see you die, pal!
What's up? What's up right there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just jumped off a few guys.
When you join the squad, it tells me the server.
But as long as you do it when everybody's in it,
it doesn't matter.
We're just gonna find this anyway.
We're just gonna...
What happened to our strike team?
I'm very likable.
What happened to our...
What happened to our tower strike? Let's go for tower three.
Tower three?
Good pilot tail
Right over
I was gonna take let's go take down three everybody ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. We got this fully push in though like
Okay, he's going to
Oh, I don't know how to get across this road. There's so many people sniping. Yeah
I'm gonna do it on that plate. I'm gonna go over with that mr. Repay
A thousand people on the marker at that church or whatever
We got we got gimmick. I don't see it bagel who's bagel. That's me. That's me
you're bagel there's I'm an honestly oh I don't like four of the typeers on the
hill but before that's gonna tell us me now it's gonna be jumping in there is
no way there is actually no way so much outside the van sniping I that's how I
my guy today for the first time there's too much outside.
Yeah, everyone's left in this game now.
Do you give me that shirt?
Do you want me to get a shirt for you right now?
Yeah, I'll just snipe these guys.
There's like eight of them in there.
Wait, some guys come with some five I think.
No, never mind, it's a vice.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I just leave here.
Oh, J.G. in this one.
Ah, shit, shit.
I've been behind my scheme before I did that.
It's right there, J.G. there it is.
Well, there you go.
There it is.
That is.
Shit.
I'm at the highest point.
I think that was.
I'm at the highest point.
All right, guys.
I'm coming with you boys.
I'm going with you boys.
My name is Spark apparently, I think.
I don't know.
It might be Spark.
Is it Spark?
Yeah, it's Spark.
I'm a Spark.
Pretty good, pretty good.
Guys, I've got a car.
Hop it up, and we'll go to the town, three boys.
Up it, up it, up it, up it.
Get me get it get it get it
Who's in this base?
Mr. Baker, there's a million markers on the hill above you
Go get out you really have to tell me where you are gimmick. There's
Oh my god
We're going to jump in, we're going to jump in here!
We're going right into the water, the beach!
Into the flame, into the flag!
Jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out!
I want to jump, I want to jump, I want to jump!
You up?
Two down.
Nice!
Hey, watch out, watch out!
Where's Bagel at? Where's Bagel?
I'm around, I'm around, I'm, I'm, one down, they didn't finish the ball on you on this side.
What the, what the fuck is going on?
There's a ball on my side.
Our own teammate just ran me over with a car.
And now he's reminding me inside of the car so I'm going to spot it in the car and die.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Can you press someone in a car?
Well, I'm like under the car
Okay guys, I was like the base how much we're having a helicopter news like you plan news like deep plan news
Thank you plan. That was working there and just one
Ramp me over
My god, these are I can't even move. I'm still stuck here. I'm telling I'm telling I'm fighting
He's still saw me. He was back in base
Yeah, yeah, I'm back in base. I mean how about my helicopter? Yeah, if you down go ahead and die would we'll fight over
Oh, should we go up first here, dude, I'm still
I'm gonna be what I'm gonna be what
All of you boys follow me take a battle song for the day
I was just playing warpings.
That's a fantastic song.
Oh, you see the radio?
I'm out of bullets. I'm out of bullets.
I was thinking.
That's right!
Just throwing it out there.
No bad ideas. It's an ideation phase.
face is that what that word means
I need some ideas but I don't think I
need to be jacked about 30 thousand
I can't find them it's unflankable
we're gonna land on the roof there's a
thousand give me can you shoot me can
you see that window
can I shoot out the window mm-hmm yeah
oh I thought you were in the little
bubble with me oh yeah I'm gonna land on
I need you to kill everybody on the route while we're laying it, okay?
We're coming to our three strike team strike team
We're coming boys
Give me get ready to shoot up
I don't have an angle, not like this.
Here we go, here we go, here we go. Ready? Ready?
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
I'm going in, I'm going in!
I want it, I want it, I want it!
And we're done.
And now he's falling as trash.
And now he's falling as trash.
This is this has been a horrible
I need to strike team we strike team
Listen, can I get permission to fly a helicopter?
Okay, you know what let's be used my back at base you fly the helicopter me and gimmick. I'm gonna hop today
Okay, you know what that's true. That's true actually not today not today
But nobody's as good of a pilot on this group this is a it's gonna be very bad
Okay, let's okay. Let's okay. Let's do well. We could just call him babe. Maybe he's not a baby
Maybe he's big okay bagel. Yeah bagel bagel bagel
I should be coconut coaxing this alive
Yeah, man. Oh
I'm coming coming. What are we doing my squatted boys?
It's it's a safety. We're all gonna we're all gonna attack it one time
It's that squad privilege guys, that's what privilege that's what privilege
I am running through an open field right now trying to flank the role players on top of
the hill.
We're gonna pick you up, okay?
I'm gonna hot so right now.
Aren't you on the farm?
No, I'm in the middle of the back.
Oh, boy, we're going to go pick you up.
We're going to go pick you up, and we're going to attack down three.
You got too much.
We're coming.
We're coming.
I'm sure that's a good idea.
It's a very good idea.
It's a very good idea.
It's a very good idea.
It's a thousand people here.
It's a very good idea.
Don't you worry.
X-FIL is coming in hot.
We're like 25 snipers, man.
Don't worry.
Sniper's.
We're fine.
We're fine, guys.
We're sealed team sexy.
In and out.
Quick, quick, quick!
Don't you worry, cause we're gonna be up right now, boss.
No, I, uh, Pee, I would not...
I promise.
It is already set in stone.
The universe is already decided.
The universe is already decided. You know what happens when you disagree with the universe?
Bad things happen when you disagree with the universe.
We'll die.
What?
There's a million big earthy gentlemen here.
Good, make it two million.
Make it two billion.
It is fuck you fuck blue team. Fuck you die
So I'm gonna tell them tell them tell them I got to make them. Don't you worry? I got to there's still one
There's still one in the smoke
I'm reviving up a lot of you. Come on. We're gonna stay guys. You gotta push it. Tell it to me
Wait, I'm dead. Yo, I got you. I got you. I think you guys just killed the entire blue team
We're doing pretty good.
There are so many people over there just died.
Get up Coco, get up!
You're tower three!
We're getting murdered.
Oh god.
Let's just push it, push it.
They know there's a building on the backside of it,
but they possibly...
Gotcha!
I got their full bill again.
I got the help. We did it right now boys. Here we go.
Bro, we're getting sniped by killings too.
Holy shit, how do they have ghillie suits already?
Fucking shit. I don't know
What's judge? Oh
No
If you can hop on top of this car jump over come right here come right here
Get up
I don't even get back out
Should we go to Chicago fucking everyone up. I know yeah, how do we get rid of that guy?
We need to answer you make those easier to kill. It's just like five
I'm not even shooting the rotors.
Guys, I'm going to the top.
I'm coming to the ladder.
I'm coming to the ladder.
The thing that's on top of the helicopter is like the air.
I smell a smell of the little...
Oh, the back road.
Is it clear?
One guy on you.
One guy on you.
One guy on you.
Guys, top is clear.
Top is clear.
Top is clear.
You have two out of time to shoot at us.
Keep me.
Keep me.
I'm safe.
I'm under.
Did you see the bomb?
I think you did.
I got jumpers.
Oh my god, they're fucking everywhere
Fuck ass helicopter. Oh my goodness. I hate this guy. I hate this guy. I just chew and talk out of covers
Fuckin' the ass!
Holy shit!
Have you seen this?
I ain't either a tank helicopter or a fucking scoper!
Two towns over!
And get that man a wooden chair stomp!
Oh my god.
Dude, he does not miss either.
I know, it's a nightmare.
He's gonna prioritize killing him.
We'll respect him.
We'll respect him.
We all just on the move.
We'll respect him.
We'll respect him.
We'll respect him.
We'll respect him.
Yeah, let's unload on him.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm back up. I'm back up boys. I'm back up. I'm on a van. Just go away. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, somebody get by these everywhere. What's that? What's that? Oh my god. Okay. This
attack chopper is actually going crazy. I don't know how to kill it. You got to hit the rotor
some fucking shit. I think I need to shoot the backwater. Satellite, the APC, any time.
Three men shot him into the cockpit. I need to shoot the back rotor, the small one,
and it'll crash at him. Come on, sir. No, that's where I heard.
Wait, they're under us. Holy crap. There's so many reds. Holy crap.
I'm gonna lose it! I'm gonna lose it!
He can get in the tower second floor.
Nice, nice.
I got ya.
These motherfuckers, I swear to God.
Y'all took the res?
Anybody passing out reses?
I would love that.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Fucking Cow.
Hey, guys, are you guys bugging me?
They're all over the bottom. They're getting in.
They're getting inside.
Where's the ABC app?
Are you live?
What's your move, Ed?
Fantastic.
Someone just grabbed me two seconds before I hit him.
I was like, hey, what?
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
No, no, no, no, I don't have a smoke, but I'm going to smile at a big attitude.
Okay, there's a guy here again.
Who are you shooting from?
Careful, the stairs are not safe.
Oh, the stairs are very safe.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
I'm coming boys!
I'm just gonna steal my d-fib.
Oh wait I don't have a d-fib, I just have a copium cuff.
Need a vod, I need a vod.
Yes I got you, I got you.
No no no no no no no no!
I spent the rest of the day!
I spent the rest of the day!
OH MY GOD!
What the?
Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
Are you kidding me?
I'm on a Google Pixel camera test example
Every time I die, it zooms 400 miles west!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
I could have won that one push, guys.
I'm still outside tower three, dude.
Wake up, I did have my nose snipe for this game.
There's so many snipers.
I can't move.
Are you following the game, Mr. That?
Oh my god.
Maybe, maybe.
You think that guy snipes me from there?
Well, he's like seven miles away.
I don't know how he's gonna survive.
Yeah, I don't really know.
He was five bucks, that's for five bucks, Mr. Crazy.
I have a good job.
I have a good job.
I have a good job.
I'm bad.
I'm not a good man.
Now it's hour four.
Oh.
Thank you guys.
I'm going to be streaming today.
How do you like the game?
I'm downloading it right now.
I'm just saying good vibes to your entire family.
I think it's a good game.
I don't think they have any problems today.
Actually, I think it was a yes.
I think it's going real smooth.
It's definitely snipers, man.
It's a great game other than this.
And Scopers, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
I'm having fun.
I'm having fun.
I'm sorry.
I can give you guys...
Boom!
I don't know where some Scoper comes at.
He comes and gets me, puts me in the grave.
Guys, I just need to kill ourselves.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
No?
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
Do not die.
I can't do all that.
What do you want?
Okay, we have to send under us together.
I'm here.
I'm here.
What you talking about?
Yeah.
I mean the plan you basically said which is killing, which I'm sure you know.
No, no, I guess.
What?
This guy is sick.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is one guy.
I guess if we kill one guy, you should be able to get out.
You're the first clue coming out.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, sit down, sit.
Stay here, stay here, stay here.
I think you did it, you did it, you did it.
Oh, god, did you kill the guy under?
You did it.
I did it.
I killed that guy over here.
Oh, shoot me!
He's killed!
He got me.
He's still up there.
Guys, I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
All right.
Bro, I got sniped.
No, don't kill yourself, please.
I got sniped from a thousand K on the way.
Please don't kill yourself.
Guys, guys.
Get the helicopter.
Get the helicopter.
I think we can do this. We can do this.
Get in the helicopter.
Everyone in the helicopter right now.
The helicopter, the helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Which one are you using?
I don't know what on the left.
We don't know what on the left.
We don't know what on the right.
It's dangerous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I died.
I don't know how those two things are related.
I would check out some other websites.
That's your adventure purpose.
Hey, Mr. Byth, the title of the box.
It's a nightmare.
They're literally everywhere.
They're wasting time.
They're wasting time.
Guys, guys, we should we go to tower 2.
We'll quickly take that and then when everybody comes over
and then when everybody comes over tower 2 to stop us, you're gonna tower 3?
Well, it's not tower 3 right now, though.
Even the stipends are still in sight, but...
They're drilling at tower 2, by the way.
Also, by the way, guys, we already captured tower 3. That fob is ours.
They're in the window. They're taking us back.
They're drilling at tower 2. They got the...
Oh, here's what we'll do. Let's go back to tower 3.
Let's kill everybody inside. I'm gonna grab a medium-sized hammer from the fob.
And I'm gonna build up so that no stipends can get us. Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it.
I'm outside town through right now.
Should we get into the helicopter?
I think so.
A couple of us.
What happened to Kloge seeing, give it!
We're taking tower three back right now.
I'm here, I'm here.
Can you not hear me?
Oh, where's my nurse, bitch?
Yeah, I thought we were all dead.
They're taking tower three right now, yeah.
They took it, they took it.
Oh, Mr. Gris, my man!
Oh, man.
Hey, Joe.
I go for a joke.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Mr. Gris, you didn't even say anything that time.
You should get the time.
I'm a little bit tired.
I'm a little bit tired.
words under that you put the words and then I read the super chat you can put
the word in the subject that I can thank you my boss is not about a free change
my boy free change you brother that's very kind of me big man very kind of you
brother let's take down three boys who is shooting us down what is going on
right here
What the hell we're letting it we're letting it go. Oh
What happened tower do has an empty air missile on top of it
We gotta take tower two we gotta do
They have a drill they're gonna keep pulling they're gonna keep pulling the whole time
You know you have to have the whole team. That's what we're gonna grab the helicopter. We're gonna pick you guys up. All right
I know you folks you'll stop for ice cream, and then you'll call an old friend
And you'll forget what we're even doing
from your kitchen
laser tag
Sherbert or like
Oh
Your lactose intolerant no one you don't like ice cream. Oh, yeah, even that is so bad
Well, I don't tell her people just fucking shit themselves if you don't care Jesus
There is also I'm gonna you first. I'm coming to you first. Good. Look where you at. What's your cocoa?
I'm literally sitting next to you. Oh, I'm also running the folks. Who else is this other guy with ice?
It's just us two missionary Pete's here
Okay, I'm gonna pick up coconut and bagel first then I'll pick up mission closing and then we'll go strike
We're gonna walk it. We're gonna walk it
You get this game how to come to right now with strike these take these
We're all scattered!
No, I think we did good taking that tower.
Yeah, until the snipers showed up, those fucking scophers.
Are we heading back to Tower 3?
No, we're going to Tower 2, no?
You gotta be fucking my ass. There's already so much super rockets I need.
Oh, wait, we're pulling it back.
Oh, we're pulling it.
Oh, shit. Oh, wait, are we going to the tower 3?
No, we're going to Tower 2, no?
You gotta be fucking my ass. There's already so much super rockets I need.
Oh shit. Oh wait, here we are.
Wait, maybe we can try a three.
He's at the top for a little strike team.
He's at the top for a little strike team.
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Oh shit!
Fucking god!
Oh, oh, oh my god.
I ran out of flares and there was another mission coming.
There was another mission coming.
You guys are going the wrong way.
You guys are going the wrong way.
On me.
There's another mission coming and I ran out of flares.
The tower again
Good talent
Three no, no
This is where I'm dead. This is a surprise dream. He called no brandy. I got a stack of miskits in
This guy's on the air
You're at the wrong tower damn it. You're the one for me come to where I am
Don't you worry my bumping can take care you okay?
It's like wrangling cattle in this shit. I know. Oh my god
I think it's harder to get everybody in the same damn spot. It is to take the tower. Oh
Shit
Okay
You guys on the map making little fucking bring around the Rosie give it give it this way give a towel to
I was fighting for my life. I was fighting for my life. All right, come on boys.
Where's coconut? Do we lose coconut already?
I know, I'm right here. Hello.
Hi, Gokie, now.
I'm gonna tell you this way.
I'm gonna tell you this way.
I'm gonna tell you this way.
We gotta, okay, close his dad.
Alright, fuck it.
My gosh.
There's so many guys there.
They just put a fall down.
I swear to God.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Bob and weave, boys!
Bob and weave!
Well, that guy has a lot of show.
Yeah.
God damn it.
Wait, how did he burn in the fucking sky?
Oh, you guys shoot the back runner, shoot the back runner.
Yeah, why don't we start to go for it?
Next gas.
I killed so many people.
Well, it's all shoot the back runner at the same time.
I think that's what kills him.
What a really gross shit.
And...
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!
Oh
Please God's very God, please
guys guys guys guys you know how I always have an e-fib we should have a guy that always
has a rocket launcher on him yeah yeah yeah how do we get that you're guys you're even
needs the following one you could just use the the regular wixit fly low where they shoot
You mean there's a snow?
What tower are we going?
Three!
No! That was your fucking wrong!
I'm going to the tower three!
I'm going to the tower three!
I'm going to the tower three!
I'm going tower three!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
How are we winning? How are we winning right now?
He just said how are we winning!
How are we winning this game right now?
I was just supposed to go to tower three!
No!
There's a fucking bullshit!
No, we hung some cash.
Guys, it's very easy.
This is Bob and Ween.
I am Bob and Ween.
Wait, you guys are in Tower 2.
There's like 7 birds above us, bro.
Dude, this sucks.
These fucking helicopters keep...
We need to make no, no helicopter service.
Listen, listen, listen.
Can somebody else get a defect?
Because if you do, I get the RPG.
And take down the helicopters.
I'm not leveled up.
Does anyone else have a defect?
So I've got a deep in but what are you my idiot friends do thank you though, sir
I just have to rock no deep and just run out PG. I have like the regular deep
Okay, I'll carry the game and I'll carry the rocket launcher for the whole team and spend
$25,000 a kid.
I got rocket launcher.
I got rocket launcher.
I'll be back in two hours.
One, I don't have room for more.
Well, there's one in the garden and one extra, right?
Oh, I hope so how many rockets to take down a heli? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
What one of the rocket one of the launcher and then one of my bag?
One in the rocket one in the launcher than one in the bag
As I'm done pushing do you guys all get together before this and just smoke a pound of crack
a little
I have, I mean, that's exaggerating, alright.
Are you hearing this, guys?
It's insane!
It's anyone else hearing what I'm hearing, guys!
Use the tower three!
Yeah!
You know what, fuck it.
Go tower three.
Go tower a hundred.
Go tower a thousand.
Well, I mean, he's an attack, at least, aren't I, man?
Ah, I'm a really fun one.
Hmm.
What do you guys want to go?
Hey, are you in mine?
No, no.
I'm not getting yours anymore.
What are you?
I'm with Jackie Daytona.
Second I get a scope, this will be a lot better.
You just say Jackie Daytona. Hey Daytona, can you take us behind tower 2?
I'm dropping.
Can you just say Jackie Daytona?
Come on!
Hey uh, Daytona, we got a couple boys coming in. Can you hold off for a minute?
What a problem, what a fucking situation.
about to respawn reeeerseerboss.
Okay.
Okay.
These guys.
You have to ride with some turbulence?
Was there some turbulence?
Oh, it was just, it was very, it was very Habibi.
Okay.
Very, extremely Habibi today.
Okay, I, uh, guys, I need just one person.
One person.
I can't get this team together.
I need just one person for this right team.
Who wants to be part of my right team?
No, no, no, wait for you guys. No he wakes
No he wakes
No he wakes
No he wakes
And gets camped by a soap shopper's way
Alright
What's the alternative
Who has the rocket launch it
Not me
How do you even have the rocket launch
It's not me
It's not me
It's not me
get in here get in this heli get in this heli
there's a big heli we're almost full we're going right behind tower two
I thought we're hitting tower three yeah we're hitting tower three
I hate all of you I never want to see you guys again after this
oh man I got my some uh
So far, man, it's supposed to shut up.
Fantastic, fantastic, sir.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
OK.
All right.
OK, you know what?
OK.
OK, guys, we need to go to Tower 2.
Yeah!
OK.
I'm going to Tower 2.
Three.
Tower 2 has the empty air.
Yeah.
I've got a tower too. I'm at the APC.
I'm redirecting the tower too.
I'm going to come pick you up, Coco.
Okay, I'm going to chill over here. I'm not going to move.
Okay. I'm at the APC.
I'm staying really low so that the air guy can't see me.
You got flares in that pit? I don't...
I got two flares. That shouldn't allow us to get from where you are to tower two without being shot.
Sounds good.
Just a real love.
Happy Mr. Cocoa.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, let outside, let outside.
Okay.
All right.
Nice and easy.
The turtle wins the race.
The turtle wins the race.
Doris wins the race.
There's a nice open field right here.
Nice, okay?
You just killed him.
You just fucking...
Alright.
White landing.
Fantastic.
What?
There's no way you're put the...
You had the whole field and you stood under the helicopter!
You're blaming me!
Yes!
What?!
What?!
I'm healing up. I'll get in
All right, let's go
All right, okay, let's see where our teammate time
I'm gonna give a three-way to God
We're hurting cattle we're hurting cattle
We're hurting cattle, we're hurting cattle
A symbol!
A symbol! A vintage of symbol!
A vintage of symbol!
Yeah!
Get it, get it!
Get it, get it!
Oh, hey guys!
Get in, try to stand right under the helicopter like I did.
Here we go.
I'm gonna hop out of here.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Okay, I'm gonna...
How did you get killed by my helicopter again?
That's too little now.
Too little.
How are people dying to my heli-
What is going on?
You killed two soldiers.
Oh, gosh.
Slayer!
Slayer!
You don't play into a shot.
You don't play into a shot.
We're going, we're going guys!
I'm not certain, I'm kind of like, I'm not going to lie to you.
I killed myself with my own Hong Kong.
I see the kind of strategy and land in this helicopter right there.
You know what, I might want to get closer.
I got picked up in the city.
I think...
I got picked up in a helicopter.
I'm all in bad.
I'm all in bad.
I think we should possibly land maybe a little further away and approach on foot instead of...
I'm hovering over trying to land a helicopter. Well 17 dudes are shooting at us. Those guys it feels coming for sure
Guys okay, I'm buying one more helicopter everybody
We're gonna pick you and go see them and then we'll have the whole team in one helicopter
All right, we're a tower three. I mean we're gonna pick you guys up and we're going down with you guys
I have lost all of my money
Since starting today's dream. He says how?
Wow
Yeah, I've got idiots standing under my helicopter while I land
And the other stuff
You know another and other stuff I get that's not all the blame, but it is
Are you guys in
Let's go front team sexy strike team sexy strike. You're not here. We go operation nine
Well, let's go pick up a BB and club see and strike team
What it well, I would and I'm on my way
Oh
You almost yeah, you almost killed me with the rocket
I
Yeah
We just keep showing up at their doorstep
Yeah, okay guys every spot the embassy we're gonna walk over. Okay, we're gonna walk
We're gonna go over
Does anyone have the RPG to take care of that I got the R.P. Okay, good good. Let me see how much the RPG is here
I think I started today with $200,000. I have $40,000
Are you sure
Alright, let's all meet at the front.
Ah, at the front, I don't know.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm also very slow because I'm carrying rockets
and RPGs.
All of you guys.
Oh that's okay.
They probably got something to do.
They probably got some business to take care of, something.
Chubby boy.
Are they stuck up on the church?
Yeah.
Fuck them.
If I die, can I blim it?
Yeah, we can just do it.
We can just do it.
We can just do it.
We can just do it.
We can just do it.
We can just do it.
We can just do it.
Yeah, we can just dodge.
Yeah, Joe, 100% guess you can do that.
100%.
West instead?
All right.
All right, thank you.
I just saw that.
Oh, what about guy just?
He goes south west.
He goes west.
He's a firmest smoke.
South west.
I think he's a smoke bug right here.
It's a permanent smoke.
Smokes last forever, Coke.
Mr. Sparky?
Mr. Sparky at your service.
Mr. Sparky at your service, Bodge.
Got a sniper.
Sniper's dead.
He's your boss.
Oh, it's keeping moving.
Let's keep it pushing.
Let's keep it pushing, let's keep it pushing.
If we just say fuck power 2,
we could win this game.
No.
What we're doing is actually working though, because we're doing some crazy shit.
We're winning by the great grace of God himself.
By the great grace of God himself, we are winning somehow.
Any moment now another helicopter is gonna try to bash right into it. Get back to the tower now.
Oh
These days these hellies these hellies
Are gonna make you
We got to do with the rocket lights are wrong wrong good wrong good
How many did you shoot down so far?
Don't ask him that. He gets nervous. Don't ask him. Don't ask him that question. He gets nervous.
It's not about how many he's got down. It's how many he's got to shoot down.
I have two attack helicopters on me. Are you ready with that? I've lost the whole team.
I've lost the whole team. By the time we got to tower two, I'm completely alone.
I'm not going tower two. I'm going tower three.
by the time I got the tower to I am genuinely the last one of me do I got
movies right here
Oh, I thought we were getting killed by the touch.
We won't stop shooting our feet.
Stay next to the tires, stay next to the tires.
I'm good.
Oh my god.
You're a piece of shit.
Don't worry now it's time for my second day ready to come into play.
Jep!
Alright, alright, alright.
Jep!
Listen, give me just get the fuck out of here.
Jep!
I
Where are you guys?
I think he's gonna stop.
I'm right behind you.
Wait for me!
I'm not moving.
I'm not moving.
I'm up into the ground.
Oh, this guy right here!
Right here!
Wait, okay.
Coming.
I'm gonna see him.
I'm gonna see him.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just standing on my body.
He's still there.
He's still there.
He'll be to your left.
Right on the bottom.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Oh
What are we
We went up we went up
Okay
Okay.
One more, one more helicopter kill just to...
Just so close you start to believe.
It's just, just so close he believes.
You need to make close he believes!
Where the shit he believes!
I'm getting it.
I don't know.
Wait, can you run over these?
Are we fine?
I don't know.
I don't think the hell come brother, try to stop it all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
the fortified this shit out of this base what the hell
got right here got right here got me got me got him
I gotta rock you I gotta rock you
some of the walls I gotta rock C4
the Rockins won't really do it be the C4 on the door
one on the door one on the door
don't use it on a wall cause the wall is like five times more health
oh Jesus Christ
Oh
What the hell oh, they're just chucking grenades
Oh
One like five.
Get up, Joe.
Get up!
I'm coming.
Go, go, go, go!
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, my God!
I've seen you thinkin' war, you wouldn't believe.
I've seen you thinkin' making toes curl
and make you bite your lip
and cum.
Toes girl make you bite your lip and come
You couldn't imagine the things I've seen during war
I
Killed them guys come outside, please
Oh my god, it's amazing!
He's fucking smart boy!
Okay, well, that's the end for me!
I'm here!
I'm here!
Oh, and I got Snipe from the tower.
Get that guy, Wooden Share.
There's C4 on my mom.
Get that guy, Wooden Share. Wooden Share.
He needs one. Get it to him for Christmas or his birthday.
Even Valentine's Day. Just make him an excuse.
Get him one.
He needs it. He needs it back
It's one of the reasons one thing
Now which one I respond to it's one two ah
Nice, I got fucking native there coke. Oh, I got no stuff in the head by they got a jump
We actually did pretty good right there. The problem was we got a little stuff. You got a little stuck
Yeah, they made a maze.
Acronated, then the attack chopper came, and then I had to go through the Minotaur's maze.
Oh, the Minotaur's maze, you just not forgive easily.
You just not forgive easily.
And I put a whole clip into the house.
I can smell the meat noodles being cooked.
Oh, so stop.
Yeah, I'm starving.
You see someone out or down?
You can't have the transport, Hallease, but the other ones are like, well, Clash, it's too strong.
too strong you gotta shoot the back roader
these doors are not forgiving if you are within a one mile race that bad boy
they will not close you guys close yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two snipers, three snipers.
All of me, gang.
Unfortunately, I don't have a scope yet, so I just gotta get ready first.
Hmm.
What?
If you could hit a rocket and then do one just to a hell of a...
You could hit one rocket!
I should know what he was for the second.
There's like three snipers, folks. Do you have the flank?
I think I have a God flank right now.
I'm here at the end of them.
Everybody cozy.
Everybody busy.
We still taking tower two?
Our voice there? I think they're all dead.
Let's make another push!
Mm-hmm. Let's make another push, yeah?
What do you think? Which one are we pushing to?
Tower two again?
Fuck it, let's go take tower three up, but they're off by now!
You guys out?
I'm down, but I was a bully.
I mean, you grab your rocket launcher.
Gibbit gets you C4.
Go ahead and tell me.
I got my launcher.
Careful, there's a bunch of snipers up there.
You know how they say I woke up in the new Blue Gotti?
Yeah.
Well, I say that, but with the rocket launcher.
You woke up inside of a rocket launcher?
I could not imagine.
You must be tiny.
I could not imagine such turmoil.
That sounds horrible.
How would you even be suffocating?
You like Ant-Man?
Who is Ant-Man?
Yeah, Ant Habibi.
Like, look at his ass and blow up.
That's very Haram Habibi.
Very Haram.
What?
What kind of guy?
Can you say, uh, how do you think Ant-Man is
an Arabic, uh, Habibi?
Neman.
Neman?
Neman.
What the hell?
Neman-Man.
I got my noodles.
Neman.
I got my noodles.
Neman-Man.
I got my noodles.
I got my noodles.
Oh my god, please.
Is it Ant-Man?
Mr. Quick-White.
Mr. Quick-White.
Oh
Fuck that's hot
My god
Yeah
Alright, take your time. Don't die for me.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm locking it, boys, locking it!
It's not ever gonna open!
There's cold rain, freaking noodles!
There's tower three!
There's tower three!
Oh, maybe we get it, we actually got the bird!
I'm right next to Kimmy.
I
How are these attack choppers I should be able to shoot this guy out
He's sitting there hovering I should be able to shoot him out
Remember it's like a British car. He's on the opposite side boss
We need anti-air this hell he is fucking eating our ass
Wait I'm on bottom, I'm trying to get shot, I'm trying to get shot at
We gotta get the tower three barge, come on
I've been waiting for you to give me a knock at the community
Go go go!
This game is fucking pretty good
What the heck?
I got one shoot!
Come on, I'll over the place.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
We've got to wake it up.
Eat it.
Lock him.
Hey, there's more to the northeast.
Is that how he's still here?
Yeah.
I don't see him.
He's right here.
Give me keys right here.
I'll go up for you, folksy.
Oh, he's alive.
All right.
Got him!
I'm getting shot at from
Thank you
Are you getting
Yeah, I know
Yeah
Hey, it's like a feast. I guess it is dinner time for you guys.
I have to be in like 30 hours any food or dishes.
I took tower 3!
Oh shit, there are APCs right here.
Wait, really? Is he boarding or is he boarding?
There's a guy.
There's a guy between us playing down there.
Is that a satellite?
All the windows are blocked.
Yeah.
Oh my god, yeah behind us. He's in the sniper's nest like 340. Yeah, he's fucking awesome.
Oh my goodness oh my goodness
Come to you, but don't stay there, because there's a sniper behind you.
Okay, okay.
Guys, we gotta get inside this place.
Who has to see the watch?
Oh, my God.
Ah.
Full stack?
Is that the heli?
Is that the heli?
I'm going back to eating meat.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
So, so, so, so, careful.
Maybe I'll be behind that rock.
Kill me now.
That sniped in the back.
Kill me right now.
Jesus Christ.
Kill me right now.
Kill me right now.
Kill me right now.
I'm gonna ruin our shit now.
All right.
All right.
Uh, it's, uh, Mr. Bagel, Mr. Bagel.
Do you got any parts?
Are you a W?
Yeah.
There's a fucking sniper.
I can shot by a helicopter.
There's fucking guys shooting at me, throwing up.
Oh.
What are we doing here again?
I forgot.
Who else to see for?
We gotta get inside ASAP.
I think we're losing tower 4. I think we're losing tower 4.
Who had the C4? Who got the C4?
I used up the APC.
I need to get right down. I need to get right down.
We have to go to APC.
What are you using it on?
That...
You just blow up the guy reviving me next to the APC.
Oh, now I see what they're doing.
Oh, my God.
There's anyone out there that can see board!
We're all going to die.
We're all going to die.
Gotcha!
We need this tower!
We almost got it! We're going in!
A whole chunk of the wall just disappeared out of nowhere for some reason.
I'm not really sure how.
What the fuck?
And...
Back to meet middleman.
Back to meet middleman.
Why?
Just a good word.
Yeah.
Reset the fog.
Head to the hot zone. We win it. We're 84 points.
I lost 7 days.
I agree.
I agree we go back to the Bob you locked it in yes we don't okay we do not go
tower three it is why are we sieging it oh hold on now cause you cannot be at
the whole game I've heard close you on tower three you are the one tell me you
said go tower three ASAP I said okay boss I don't recall saying that we're going
tower three coaxi
Hotson for a second
Hotsons literally next to our fob
Where's the rest of my team?
I'm on the way, Vy, don't you worry.
I'm gonna figure out how to get out of here.
It's a tricky business. It's some tricky business.
Okay, alright, that technically worked. That technically wouldn't.
Alright, lock it in, boys, lock it in.
Come on, brothers, to the zone!
Nice, the attack choppers are here.
Go to all game
Blow up out of the sky, maybe blow him out of the fucking sky blow his ass out of the sky
Take his life. Take his water life. Holy shit
Well, we're getting points with either points come on boy to the job quickly
Yeah, he's the boys. I don't do it boys. Let's wrap this game up. Oh blue see you boys
And the one got the one
The passion got us to open to the show boy to the tone was it we take the show with the album
How many people we got right now? We win. They're pulling it. They're pulling it. They're pulling it
What are we doing what are we up to right now it's like wrangling cattle
Oh
the six were the best
Unrivaled the way we lose the game. We really lose the game. They pulled it. They put that they pulled it to their tower
Again go into the tower
The single file line 18 guys single file line
It's actually 30 guys or 29 29 guys in a single file
You're capping it well
Guys, it's it's now or never it is now a never boys. Who's got the C4? I
Got C4. I got one on me
I'm flabby, I've been through this.
I think he's got that cover right here.
Okay, let me hear it.
The power of those is going to be what?
What's going on?
I'm trying to fuck up the truck right now.
Shoot, shoot me!
You gotta check our health.
What is that?
Oh god!
Where's the entire team?
Jesus Christ!
What is shooting at us?
I don't know, I don't know!
before we get that tower we're gonna lose you that's an a-a
shooting is shooting people's if you didn't people should be put directly in
the direction to the tower this side of a bitch inside of a bitch
Okay
Okay
I say how does that copy? Oh my god. Oh my goodness
No boys go go we got a conscious winner go go go
OH MY GOD!
THIS IS HELL!
Guys?
Yes?
I'm no longer the defend guy.
I will never hold a defend in my hands again.
I am now the Rocket Launcher Man.
I will make every attack helicopter,
any person who even thinks about
Copy the helicopter attack helicopter, regret the day they were born.
They will regret the day they were born.
Copy.
Forever.
Forever.
They will never!
They will never lose sight of me!
I will be in their bedroom!
I will be watching them from the door like the sleeper out of the steam and I will be
waiting for them to hop into the helicopter and shoot them in the face!
BAM!
The boomer of the fucking sky!
Don't be shy.
Oh shit, I'm back!
What about me?
Don't go, go!
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting a BBM
Gimmick, Gimmick, oh, quickly, quickly, quickly
We need this to blow up immediately
Watch, watch the...
They can see you through these holes all sides
Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh...
My goodness
There's a guy looking to the sandbag and she...
We got it, we got it, we got it
I'M DEAD!
We were winning, we're winning, we're winning!
Just keep all the boys live, just keep everybody live
He's got me, he's got me, he's got me
One more hole right where I am.
To your left.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
There's a cab.
You got this shit.
Nice.
Well, we're about to get a point.
No night.
No night.
No night.
No night.
No night.
No night.
No.
I'm back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
I forgot.
You better wait for it.
Just give me my life.
I go play.
Go play.
Come on.
Come on.
Uh-oh.
It's just you guys.
I'm gonna just go back.
Nice.
You're back here.
Oh.
Hold on.
Hold on, I'm on a bandage!
Wait, friend?
No!
Get out of here, you three boys!
I will make that man pay!
I will make that man pay!
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
Hey, this guy's bandages!
I'll top of you, I'll top of you, stop top of me!
Oh my god, dude, I was getting shot from behind, I had to push in.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I don't know, I don't know, I'm fucking...
That was contesting.
Oh, blue blue blue. Oh my god, it's contesting!
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not good.
Oh.
I will make you all pay. I will make you all pay.
Don't come to tower two tomorrow.
Am I killing myself?
Am I killing myself?
I think that might be...
Somebody move, somebody move!
I think it's over, by the way.
You gotta get the helicopter right now and fly it over.
I mean, you guys have to give up. There's no one there that can make you guys give up.
Fly back, fly back, fly back!
Never back down, never one!
Never give up!
That's right!
It's all going the hot zone right now in heli's we win this game
Now they still suck at it
Yeah, oh, they have to drill. I did just pass between the two
We gotta move
how they're sucking it for so long they're really suckin it they're just sucking that
thing are these our last chance boys look it we're head right to the zone oh is we
wait till maybe goes off it or do you think they'll have it for the rest of the game
I think they'll have it for the rest of the game oh we just gotta go there we just gotta go there
Give me, you think you can see four of the doors this time?
Ah, I see four of the doors.
Yeah, easy, yeah, very easy.
That would be great, like 15 of them.
I imagine only one with a C4.
They're very inexpensive, very affordable.
I'm the only one with a D-Fib, I'm the D-Fib guy.
I'm the D-Fib guy, I'm the C4 guy, and I'm the C4 as well.
Only takes up two slots in your backpack.
Go on this side, it takes up three slots for me because I'm a D-Fib.
We actually have deep in the sand in a C4 in your backpack.
That's what I had to be for that whole time too and the C4 was in my backpack.
I'm going to jump now, Pete.
Jumping out, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Go, go, go, go!
Get it!
I'm coming in hot boys!
We got this, we got this, we got this.
92, 92, come on.
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
George!
It's happening, it's happening!
Do you mind if I push?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I got it, I got it!
The job is shooting me again!
The job is shooting me again!
Oh my god, I'm watching!
I'm in the middle of the road and...
Go through, I go through, I go through!
Nice to see you, Sam, healing, I'm healing, I'm healing.
Beautiful guy, just kill 24 more and then we'll be able to take this circle.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, he's on the corner!
On the corner!
On the corner!
Nice, he peeking now!
It's just a game, guys.
Nothing to get worked up over.
It's just a game, guys.
Nothing to get worked up over, guys.
Nothing to get worked up over.
Just a game.
If someone would please lend a helping hand, it would be fantastic.
Oh, shit!
I
We need to mortar their drill, but I don't know how these mortars work
I look at him
They have a good fog which we don't have
Guys guys guys it's still possible. It's still possible. It's still possible. Yes. Yes, it is yes
No way, wait, how's it moving?
It's moving, it's moving, it's moving, everybody in, everybody in!
I have a car, I have a car in the means, everybody in, everybody in!
You say get in a car?
Get in a car, I'm moving, I'm moving!
He's smart, he's smart, I got a heli, I got a heli!
You guys smart, it's a fucking E.
I was there a guy, he had a 3 and a 5 and he's got like,
bluehorns and pink.
Is he in that shooting?
I just find him in the helicopter.
Yeah, he's probably just in the helicopter.
He's definitely in the fucking children.
I'm in I'm in I'm in
I repeat the choppers are swarming I tell everyone right there to hop the soda there
There's so many people next to each other. How they get this up into the zone
The problem is that the choppers are literally just hovering it
Oh, oh, no. Oh, it's all good. Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone, but we might lose. It's a small chance, but there's definitely still a chance. It's a non-zero chance we lose.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, scary!
Guys, I think I died 95% to someone two miles away from the sniper, or to a helicopter. I hanged out twice to a guy in hand and he had gone back.
Yeah, yeah, those helis, yeah, three of them.
that was just that's uh yep
brutal you know we have three guys can I get if I get all your blessings and the
blessings of the bungulators to fly then I'll get in the house we need you in
this guy's we need you in this guy's all right well let's take about for a second
maybe we should have our own scoper and he comes with us and then whenever we get
sniping you know we're all getting revived into the snipe where that guy just
Snipes hand and then we have we have two guys with rocket launchers taking as a helicopters
Then that takes you to all the spots. You mean?
What's your plan to take out the helicopters again?
We get you and me to get rocket launchers
Very coconut comes a sniper rifle because he really likes them and we all stick together
And then whenever we get stuck coconut will take out the sniper and when there's a helicopter me and people take a
looking up the stars I could have swirled as just as he flew past I heard the
end word through the void yep
I wish we had a way to actually ban them IP ban them
and in Bodger news is being noodles is delicious how are you still eating it
you've been eating it for like 30 minutes
You know that monks believe that you should chew your food 20 times before you swallow it
It's okay don't else don't get bitches so who got waterly
That's a purpose job
I still don't have a scope kill me
I
His military generals are blind
Do we meet noodles a for serving also those
I just I have an incident all the four every time we say we're gonna quit so I had to be sorry game
All right boys, I'm so I'm doing this right now get ready. Oh, yep ready. You guys see my to go
We type in cookies very very nice name there. Let's see. All right. Here we go. Let's give you a cookie that here you go
Miss Cocoa you go, Mr. gimmick. There you go and
One for you, Mr.
No, why close he's so secretive. I don't know. I just I don't know a lot of secrets
He's like Batman but racist he just banished
I
He doesn't accept DMs or friend requests on on discord
Day 49
Hoping he's going man than me a friend request is said. Oh, I'm in I'm still waiting for the green team. I got it
There's a guy shooting what?
green. Wait, some guy goes, this is my first match ever. Can we switch teams? I don't want
to monarchy.
I'm gonna lock it. I'm gonna lock it. All right. Tell him to get his ass in line.
The point green. The point green.
I'll do the server in a second. I just can't see it right now because I'm waiting on the
Genji says she doesn't need to be in discord, but if she joins the if you send her an invite
server, she'll do some building.
Yeah, I know. I'm waiting for the I'm not past the screens. I can't actually see what
everyone. Uh let me just let me just let me just check you. I think all these guys in here are
streams by the way. I can't even join the green team. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. It's always a
green team that's always full. Blue and red is always open. What makes you think the green team
is? Am I am I buying? Because they're talking about it. The time of what? You. About me? How do
How do they know we're even in there?
I don't know.
I'm telling you, dude, there's a way in the game.
That guy tried to tell me that's nice.
He's anonymous.
He's Mr. Spark.
I'm Mr. Spark.
You have anonymous and stream remote on?
I guess I have anonymous remote on.
I think stream remote does nothing.
I think it's just like a client side.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
I don't know.
They could be really.
I can't join the green team.
I'm just spamming.
I can't join.
What?
Slerzy didn't hide screen. I'm being swerzy didn't hide screen. Okay. Well, it's not swerzy. Okay. Oh
well
Is that true?
My name is River. I
Think he goes he I guys I'm still out the green team
I'm still not on the green team. I'm telling you I'm cooking as fast as I can these guys are taking I think the server is dying
we mean everybody's frozen I guess ever yes it was dead guys guys okay I was
gonna do separate but guys how do we stop people from fucking finding us
they're obviously doing something wait don't do anything yeah I gotta take a
piss I'm very proud of you take a pee pee guys how are they fine enough I'll take
a pee pee too how are they I'm not even showing my stream I have my name hidden
how are the pieces team player list yeah how do we get rid of that how do we get
of all connection to us. I don't know. I don't know. They tried to tell me last night and
then somebody else told me another way. I forgot. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why don't
they have friends? Why don't they have friends that they can play with? They can join off
other players in the game. Yeah, I. I don't know how about you. We're already appearing
offline. We are. We have supermoded anonymous mode on and they're still able to get into
our game. How? Yeah, how's it possible? How's it? It's not driving. I'm on a visual mode.
Yeah, we too. I literally see you online. No, you're online. No, wait, he's not on one for me. I'm on it.
I see you. Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's invisible mode on my screen. Maybe, maybe,
so this is what they said yesterday. So that definitely isn't the problem. It's a shat.
Um, I'm looking at you. Why can't yeah, I shouldn't be able to see you. Can you see me online?
You guys are blue, I think my green. Oh
There's a bug way invites you and you see it. Oh
That makes sense that makes I
Wait, so it looks guys. It's all good visible and all going on. I'm sorry. Yeah, and see the
Press settings at the bottom right and then go game gameplay that it's an arms board instrument put a bolt
I got it got it got it got it
Give me do you do that too?
Your face don't gameplay gameplay bars
To your motor anonymous mode give it. Did you do that as well?
Maybe did you do that as well?
Yeah, yeah, I'm already I'm already
Bagel all right, okay, and cook it up. Got it close. Oh, it's was waiting on gimmick. All right gimmick. Whatever. You ready
Uh, whatever you write whatever you've done to him. He's got a little snackie poo or a little drinkie poo
Give me can you put streamer mode and anonymous mode on for me good Jack?
I did
Oh, they're both like, okay. All right, let's try again
Let's see if we can get in here again without any stream type of finding us by the gods
I these guys have to be NASA level hackers and the same level hackers. How are they getting into our games?
All right, I'm in I'm in
All right waiting for the invite. I'm joining. I'm already joining. I joined you because it
still says you're appearing online. I joined you. All right, green team. I joined you as well.
Yeah. Okay, well, you know, we tried our best. Well, we tried our best. That's what matters at
the end of the day, guys. Okay, I'm in green. I'm in green. I'm in green as well. I'm in green as
well. I'm in green. I'm making a squad. All right, okay. Delta. Delta. I'm in green as well.
I'm a cat
Okay, I'm a chick your cactus. I'm cactus
Fuck I'm December
All right guys no need to worry guys no need to worry we're fine everybody's fine guys
we're fine it's probably already full so by nobody's getting in we're fine guys come on
come on we're fine boys oh we're fine oh we're fine come on you you know we're fine you know
Oh, we're fine, boys.
Little something, something.
Little something, something.
Got that.
The scope.
Oh, you unlocked the 2.5 and the three.
Yo, what scope are you using on your subrime phones?
I give him the 3x practical prism scope.
You should win another 2.5.
Huh?
Okay, yeah, okay, I see you, because the minor ADS...
The minor ADS, yeah.
Okay, well, that guy, okay, hold on, hold on, that guy might just...
Hold on.
Okay, okay, alright, alright, let's ride!
Ready boys?
We got that.
Oh, I'm ready, oh, I'm ready.
Oh, I gotta join the squad
I'm December I'm December. Hey, how you doing bugs?
Oh
Who's August Mr. December? I don't know I'm a rabbit. Oh, yeah, baby's August. I'm December give me
Viper
No, wait, I'm built with it. Who's all here. I don't know
Guys if we love the do we like the group? Yeah, I like it who the hey who the fuck is August?
Who are you?
Oh, hi
Hey, yeah, you do it. It was ginger the whole time. How are you?
This is just
Welcome welcome welcome
Yellow chop on the tower for a tower for we enjoy tower for
Oh, let's do it boys lock it in lock it in
What gun you rocked this time this is our game mr. Piper our game
You know how I got the name December
Almost dead.
You're gonna die.
I already see an attack helicopter.
No, it's-
I didn't know what that for.
It's cause I- it's cause- it's cause I- it's cause I- it's cause I- it's cause I-
Ah, there we go guys on the hill.
It's cause of Christmas.
Oh, I mean how I got the name Viper?
How?
Because I bite- I bite people while the doctor says it's part of my autism.
Wait, who's doctor?
That's okay.
That's okay.
It was me accepting when we love you here.
You said we love you
We go boys we go straight to hide so we go for a tower
Bob who's cat clear a tower
You're a cat
I'm December
Sister Simba
Sister Simba
Who's that
There's a guy on top of the hill number I killed one I killed one where's he was nice you behind the rock behind the rock laying down
You might be able to get me if you hug ruin, maybe not though don't die for it
Good shit good shit
I'm gonna smoke out
Oh
Oh my god
Okay
Okay, so um
Okay, I'm fucking all right, so okay, so
We do got two guys
Which we wait for him
Olive and cow looks like they're coming they're coming
Mr. Cow Mr. Cow the guy behind you nice nice nice
Okay, I can't do too much
We're saved no like 45
Mr. Cow you forgot something
Yeah, I forgot his name isn't cow gimmick. It's a cow on our screen. Oh, that's right. Oh
Oh
Shit, okay, honestly guys
Wait guys
Turn off streamer mode now. No, no you
How would that help us all get fucked up turn off streamer mode but leave anonymous what on that one?
We can see each other
Oh yeah, that's the real name.
No, we won't be able to see you.
No, we won't be able to see you.
We're anonymous.
Yeah, we won't see you.
We won't see you.
Anonymous is the one that changes our name.
Yeah, and keep anonymous on it, and then...
Wait. No.
Wait, I see you right.
Wait, no, you're right.
I don't know anymore.
I don't know.
I don't know.
oh my god
oh you made it here
I mean I mean
all behind us works here
there's so many in front of us
we're fucked
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm coming
nice nice close it is 32
oh my god
go go go
one one one one
I killed two of them
I got one
man god job do you have a smoke no I use them are you my god yeah yeah yeah yeah
of course I do too much I give him okay there's a million on the hill I'm
marking a red guy just keep the time in the map maximum efficiency see him see him see him
Locking.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Fuck, I don't.
I'm not gonna get you.
Don't die for it.
I'm dying for you, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Watch out.
Got him dead.
There's one more.
He's dead.
I got you.
I got you, Mr. Rabbit, don't you worry!
Hey!
SHAT!
What's-
Oh my god, shit!
HIT!
That's his zone!
Oh no.
Okay, I'm not bad.
We're gonna eat fuckin' fake player.
I'm naming these motherfuckers, hold on.
Okay.
You said I'm gonna charge you!
About me, about me, about me, about me!
Get him in the head, get him in the head!
One!
Another one, another one!
NO!
Oh god, down.
Down below east, down below east.
There's just three up on the church, three!
I had to- I had to tap the one twice.
You got my defense
I
Never
I'm coming
He the wonderful peanut
Oh eyes can get lost
Best thing with no arms and legs
And a KD of
Holy shit
This is the most horrific
I haven't started drinking just yet
I'm 40 years old, so I'm almost as old as Gimmick.
May I ask for a happy death day in the first of my family, Colin?
Oh no!
Full of magical creatures!
Eee!
Eee!
Nice, nice, nice!
Hey, more!
Eee!
I'm about to die!
Where's Yibi?
Show me Yibi!
You got your stuff there?
Shoot down?
Oh!
Eee!
They're right there!
They're right there!
They're right there!
Between us!
They're right there!
What you have a low level completely out of ammo got a loot with these bodies
Back in X I see four on me. Yo guy just hopped out guy in the circle
340. We're doing pretty good.
240.
Yo yo yo, I'm on marker right there.
3333. That's just a good one.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm on marker.
Oh shit! Oh shit, hit me!
Thank you.
He's aimed through my bridge.
What does the cat say we should go?
Yeah, I see the guy that saved us.
I'm watching him.
guys you got dropped off 140 shots out of these two of them
I just ran out of batteries
there's a good one out of them
I was just shot in the face with my left knee
I can't get back
I had a couple of landing doors shot
I had a couple of landing doors shot
oh fuck
folksy there's more
I'm not a fox
oh my god
we're gonna have to go this side
I didn't know that people at the church do those things, they're at the top of the hill, where we come from.
Oh, no.
Goddamn!
The pirate with a telescope!
They jumped on me, they jumped on me!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
At the church!
I'm coming, boss! I'm coming!
Wait, wait, wait!
Move back, go back!
Get the pack, Max.
Move back!
There's a guy around here, Pete.
It's me, I'm the guy.
Right behind here.
I'm he's in.
Nice kill.
There's more of the church, we got him.
Are they still there?
I don't know.
Put it in.
Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Get them.
Team, team, team, it's clear, it's clear.
you watch. Let's go back zone, go back zone, go back zone.
Don't turn the door, I'm gonna pack a couple of bags and be right there.
Yeah, I need bags, I need bandages. Do you want other bandages?
Oh, no, I don't.
Oh, dude, I'm in the same boat.
If only we had a pilot to drop off some bandages in ammo.
Oh, you just take the bandages off the guys we killed.
Wait 15 minutes.
15 minutes.
Oh, 15 minutes, boss. We got two beds.
Oh, hell of a time, this thing looks fat.
Is this the LeBron James of War Dogs?
You heard the legend, Javi.
You heard the legend, Javi.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, I ran out of ammo.
I should we take this tower?
I should we take tower three. What do you guys see?
I mean, we're taking four.
We're in.
There's no rush to it.
Yeah, we're taking it.
Can't pull up, no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
You guys, there's a whole care package full of baddies right
here.
Oh.
Oh, Red Ocean.
Red Ocean.
Oh.
Oh, here you go.
Oh, hey.
OK.
Can that guy know the sign?
So we're not following circle?
We're pushing towers every time we're doing?
We can't.
Yeah, we push towers.
I think we'll even still have enough guys even pushing
are just two good points beam yep okay I'm pushing the guys building the fob
second four yeah let's go let's go
I could the guy building a fob
I
I got you!
Pick me up, too.
Above me.
I got you.
Did you see what I did?
They're out there!
They're shooting down!
They're shooting!
They're shooting!
They're shooting!
Oh my god.
He's taking a little nap!
He's sleepy, don't wake him.
He's a sleepy boy.
I
Blow their ladders up top what's that outside wall?
Hey, what's that outside wall?
What's up? What's up? Where's the fireman?
It's below. It's more. I can hack it if you guys hack it right now. Hack it right now
The mainframe I see the mainframe guys
I got no got no eyes on the hill but the door is mine
This is the dumbest door I've ever seen in my entire life
What are we doing what are we doing I
Would set the roof of me she's going up top still
I'm gonna build another door I'll be there just
I
Honestly, what are we just building a hundred doors in here?
That's what they do. They treat it like a fucking rust like compound
I gotta get rid of this fucking sds. Is there two beam hammers by change?
Yeah, there's one on this but this is a large hammer. Oh, wait, what's that? What's that?
Don't know this body out here
I can help with the door, here we go, here we go.
Oh, I'm looking for it.
The public door behind you!
You closed the door behind you.
What's the hell?
Inside, inside.
Oh, inside.
Oh, inside.
Oh.
Oh.
You're the cat, are you the cat, top?
No, I'm December.
I'm cat.
I'm cat, I'm cat.
I'm December.
It's on duck.
I'm December.
Wait, no, this is a medium hammer.
Well, just swing a little harder.
Okay, alright, I'll shrink a little harder.
That's fine, I'm even able to work too.
Hey, there's a giant hole in the compound like where I am.
I just gotta go to get a reminder.
He's got it, okay, I'm gonna go put down 100 doors
so they can't get, wait, where's our fob at?
Where's the actual fob where you capture it?
Over here, over here on my marker.
Oh, oh, you got it?
Right there, first floor.
It's kind of fucked.
They put it in a terrible spot.
Oh, who built, this is a stupid spot.
Really bad.
You could put barricades around it.
Like, I don't know, but I have to cook.
You got a car coming?
Well this isn't our main problem anyway, we just need to steal it.
That's not gonna be far outside.
We just should be able to get to it.
We might be getting raided.
No, no, no, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
But if there's, there might be some merch in there.
Oh, that guy's got some merch in there.
Hold on, that guy's got some stuff in there.
I'm opening the door for you, Jimmy.
Put me in here, baby.
We got snipers on the hill.
Oh, yeah.
There was no such thing.
Top of Viper?
Wait, it's locked.
I'm building, I'm building.
I'm really I'm really
Of course if you actually find a large number we can build an anti-air real quick
Yeah, there's a on the east side inside duck looted. You might have to look you might look focus a good place
I think duck would be asking who's Mr. Duck
Hey, any of you guys are a large hammer?
I'm good outside there's a guy outside the wall is there kind yeah he's like
hugging a wall all right I don't know how to unlock that door but there's a
whole supply wall like I think he's just died actually this place is looking
good most this way you look good god I don't know my body just deep in me with
my body I you don't have a deep in there you it's number five the quick
resuscitator there you go you really be the researcher to see why one of those
two I just didn't want to waste it because I don't think there's anyone
around here kidding me I don't want to waste it I'm seeing easy I got four of
Well, I'm collecting these things.
Yo, I...
See? They're all...
BAM!
Uh, oh.
Oh, God.
We got another car, by the way.
Oh.
How the hell?
Oh.
Hello?
Like, what the fuck?
Structure...
Partially unsupported.
What is that mean?
Oh, it's something very confusing.
Very confusing.
Is that a guy in me?
Right here?
Coming.
Oh, top of the hill.
I'm dead.
Oh.
I'm putting up some good run on me.
I'm looking for you.
I'm looking for you.
I'm looking for you.
I'm on an angle.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Where the egg's at?
Oh, it's hiding from us.
Is that a guy in me?
I
I mean, we got a bunch of bottom line guys, you can jump in this red box.
Hey man, I dropped it.
There every...
Did you?
Yeah, I dropped it. What the fuck?
You didn't get it?
Oh wait, it's spawning the air behind you.
Uh, okay, you're gonna get up and there's gonna be five guys laying in this
double field of nitrogen.
Five guys?
I have a zero ammo.
I have a good deal of zero.
I gotta fucking pack my bag.
What do you need?
I need a 545.
Oh, I got 546.
There we go.
Ah, shit.
Alright then.
Wait, we're coming along nice.
I think we're good. That's like I think they got a little bit of concept very rustic
very rustic
You put a couple pot and plants and you know even if you need it
This is coming along beautifully
Okay, right up. This is beautiful. Okay. I'm coming. On my mark right here. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. I think we're gonna get rated
Okay, coming I have all that. Yeah, I think I
I think we're good. I think they got that circle over there covered
Did you see that?
Oh, forgot to shut the door!
We don't need it. We don't need to see more.
We just break the satellite on top.
I cut those in eight more.
I cut three.
I opened concept rush to see minimalist house.
I've got it.
I have ferns and potted plants in there, please.
We can repot him.
I go too. I go too.
No, we can't repot him. I named him.
Once Jeremy and once I say it once Eric
Satellite on top of the
Oh
Yeah, why is that my outside wall right now?
I got the one that was at the door
guys I did end up sealing the fog so it's gonna take a little bit of time to
catch that I'm too much I know you already grabbed it what broke you right
there we have it I got the I'm here with you I'm right after we pack bags
we packing bags you're gonna keep spawning if you guys don't know I love
the door jumping oh my god oh my god I don't even have my kid I haven't died
Well, all that was for nothing guys all of that was literally nothing nice
And the master seat for your head
Nice nice
We're coming in
Well, we're cut no
Easy attack on a doctor. Yes, dude. Oh, I was blown up the satellite on their APC
I'll take care of a boy over it's hovering over. I will take care of them
I will second my life we're back a shadow shoot the satellite on top of the
It never goes good on the first try everybody
I don't have to think about it later I'm vibing
It's the second time
When you learn what you did wrong the first time
I don't have to think about it
And then you are
I'm reacting
I'm reacting I'm coming
Nice
Rub, rub, rub
Thank you, thank you, thank you
You have to say hello
Holy shit, Koki
Holy shit
Holy shit
What the fuck
Guys
I'm coming
And I'm gonna save the world
and I'm gonna save the world yeah do you have a sniper fucking thing off the
APC and we're good hold on do you have to have a cyberbots
wait I got my C4 hold on so you just want to shoot out that anti-air guy I see
all right those are up those are up
he's got a team to do that helicopter
we have to get that helicopter
you can see it
it's called the guns team
it's got no satellites so can't do the shit anyway
can I get more flage than a helicopter
there's two of them actually you can have
over there
yo he's going towards our other fof
yeah yes don't worry guys I'm coming in but together help out the three boys
okay it's fucking us okay
do we have a large hammer no we don't have one right you probably thought that
nobody saw that you know since you were so far out in the forest but let's just
say he guys he shot me down he shot he shot me down he was he was a worthy
competitor oh did you hear that? he shot me down he gave me a real business
guys guys we need anti air guys everybody on the green team I know you're
fucking watch and get some anti-air starts shooting fuck us down
well maybe the bungalows can bring us a large hammer no fuck the large hammer
we did yeah we did yeah that's that's how we get the anti-air true that bug
you and we get a large
yeah we guys can find your body in that forest and light your gun RPG I'm going
for it me in the helicopter yeah I saw you go down I didn't bring an RPG
Oh, wait, we have bull's tower and a helicopter with guns on
What's the code of top? Oh?
Yeah, oh wait
That was my plan. That was my plan
Yeah, you were ripping it though. Let me tell you did you think you did you shared? Thank you?
I was I was just doing my part just doing my part
I
God I down there. What are you doing down there? Oh
Mr. Cat meow meow
Two snipers both East I killed one but got picked up probably I got a people form people form
What do they do in Northeast you gotta be the most
Out of the map! They are out of the map!
All over.
They're not a little bitchless syndrome.
We got snipers on this side too, by the way.
Yeah, they're just...
Yeah, they just hopped out of their...
the heli.
Follow me boys! Follow me, Jake!
Mmm...
I'm being told a large neighbor is on its way to tower three.
Oh, fantastic! Fantastic!
We gotta build that anti-air ASAP.
We just gotta take him down. Guys, I'm telling you, we do it anyway.
We should have one guy on the green team like dedicated to empty air.
He's just that the whole time just takes everybody down.
We'll never have helicopter problems again, you know what I mean?
He's a piece of...
Wonderful, I just don't have the support level there.
I ain't Christ the Helly, I was shot down.
Until you have to get a large hammer, we don't gotta worry about any of that.
Did you guys, is this clear?
That's not the wiser boys.
We have fooled them with ease.
I'm pushing that side for me.
He's going on a little hike here. I just been running around.
Re-deep, get anti-air!
Also, maybe we should fucking focus fire the helly too while we're at it.
Yo, we just need some anti-air. That's all we need.
Those things take that thing down easy
Okay, if we just have one guy that's dedicated anti-air like every game
I
I killed the most guy. I was thinking I should have crossed the map
Yeah, we got guys with these golden great on my marker. There's three snipers
Yeah, I'm down
Take that
yep yep yep
oh god yeah
little bitty here
little bitty here
I killed one
yo he dropped a million people off
a million people next to our base
where?
down the hill south south
I'm gonna make sure I do it
there's so many of them holy
shit
oh
I
Another it's a three-way fuck fast
Oh
Did we get that large hammer? I swear we have a hook off to the drop some shit off to down to down
I kill three I'm going in. I don't know why swing is always so red especially the last one weird
I'm just talking about slayers or a guy people that want like you know cucks the guys are like our cucks they're always so red
it's you do the take the shirt off there's just red like a tomato do you
usually in rooms with cops to take the shirt off one maybe two left in there I
know couple cucks yeah but like I don't know if it rooms with you well the big
yeah they're shirtless yeah they've been shirtless and what are you doing while
this cock takes off his shirt in a room along with you well yeah excuse because
There's a pool, you know
Well, okay, all right, okay
Guys how I got you back how I got back. Why didn't you sleep? Why was the shirtless you didn't sleep?
Holy shit
Guys, oh my god, I'm I'm dedicated my life to these attack on a goddess
I'm dedicated my whole life to him. I'm dedicated my whole life my whole life has changed at this moment
I'm no longer an infantry man. I'm an empty air general. Oh, thanks. Oh, I think they're back.
Perfect timing. How do we get a big hammer? Look at my pants. Somebody's dropping off, but I can't find it.
I need to be support level 8. I'm support level 5.
uh
Can anybody buy a big hammer?
Can you buy a big hammer?
Oh fuck, okay.
Can you buy a big hammer ball?
Dead.
Can you buy a big hammer?
This guy is insane by the way.
He's an amp and I.
Thank you.
Oh, they're my dad.
I ran out of ammo.
I ran out of ammo.
How do you fill up the anti-air with missiles?
You need ammo to be dropped off.
Ammo pallets or ammo?
Mr. Knackcheck, can you drop off ammo pallets to tower 4?
Eat ammo pallets.
What the hell?
Mr. Ammo pallets, Mr. Boss.
I don't know what to say.
I can't bring pallets.
I can't bring pallets.
I can't bring pallets.
I can't bring pallets.
I can't bring pallets.
I can't bring power. You know what I'm talking about.
Get into tower four, boss. Get into tower four.
What the jackass took off the shoes we got?
It's shoes. We are dead.
We got guys on the wrong side. What the hell?
Oh
What a boy what a boy talent for stat coverage of the essence that are fun. Hey, we go boys
Hey, we go a lot of them around our base. We say the same first
Oh fantastic, okay, thank you good thinking guys we have anti am we're gonna build an anti a we got an ammo pound on the way
I'm gonna have one of the buglers just sit on it for the rest of the game and so nobody can use out of God
Oh my god. What a blessing. What a blessing. What a blessing. Oh, the helicopter's back.
This is very quiet. This is a very quiet helicopter. If you shoot the back roaders, we'll meet a fuckin' here.
You're in tower four. We're all our guys out. The top one, the weather's very top.
Why is there a tower full of doors with three towers?
Which one?
There's tower one.
I don't know.
I think it's the first one.
I picked it up.
I'm a guy.
Stage 5!
Wow!
Oh!
God!
Oh no!
You think that pallet survived?
I thought that was too high.
oh god oh no you think that pallet survived i think i feel like that was too high
oh okay guys i don't think the amble pallet survived or something
what never mind i think i got it is this an amble pallet or is it supply pallet
is this does it say it's a change name if it's something different or is it always surprise
the hell he's coming back
I'm not gonna let a single helicopter fly the rest of this game.
Nobody gets helicopters.
No one gets helicopters.
No one gets helicopters from the rest of the game boys.
Not a single person gets to fly the helicopter.
We're helicopters. Helicopters have been outlawed.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Oh.
Oh.
Um...
Anti-air.
Did you see what we... AT-A-AT, okay.
Put this right...
Right here.
I think.
Is it good spot?
This is not a good spot. Wait, there's already an anti-air guy!
I saw the AA gun.
I'm getting the talent 9k boss
There's a guy you know
Hey
There's a million guys there's a million people out there
I'm just gonna give up because I haven't died once I open shit. Why wait the brook the door
Shit
I'm gonna put this together. We're coming we're coming. Oh, let's just kill him so we can get the door back up
Watch my back while I fix this. Oh, I'm thinking I'm thinking oh, I'm thinking I'm thinking. I'm thinking
I'm thinking. Hey, watch my back while I bring cheese. I'm thinking.
Good turn on.
I'm thinking.
Good turn. Good turn getting.
Yeah, I am kind of a turn on.
That's very great to hear.
That's very great to hear. Thank you for the help, sir.
I
Shit
Yeah
You see the helicopter sponge
Well, I got right there by taking that I spawned on the other base. I'm here. I'm here
Yeah, we have a lot of people dying at that base coming guys
Dude, oh my god our team is
Vision vision vision vision
jingy's on that she's back here we have we have running the shop running the
shop over there we have cars walking one of the doors you're gonna get both
out of two cars I don't know what the guy said
God we are fucking I don't know what's going on guys guys get the hook on our
base now
Oh, shit, there's more snipers over here, too.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Oh, wait, if it hasn't become blaringly obvious, this guy's walking through the hell and got
there.
I don't know where to take him.
The water's through there again.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, right there, right there.
What is my guy doing?
Sniper.
Down, I'm down.
There to your left.
Oh.
All right, doors back.
there to your left oh all right doors back up I got you bastard I got you I've
got you oh did he crash boys the attack I got the inch down
gentlemen he is down
what oh what oh what oh put it to you
bring the word ready get on
yeah there's one guy right on me give it
yeah yeah they're literally everywhere there's like six gimmick oh fantastic
I'm gonna get a heal off.
Fantastic. Oh, this is going great.
Now I'm getting sniped up here while I go to the FDF.
Fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweet little life.
I'm a lucky boy, I'm a lucky boy.
What do you say?
A bonzer.
A bonzer?
I don't have any barriers, so I really don't build this.
Where did this one come from?
Art Tower or the other tower?
I'm on our tower
For tower for
The one tower for I'm trying to shoot down the helicopters till they stop shooting at us
But now the stream cypress are sniping me while I'm doing the thing just not the
Laughing
Laughing
Watch him over there, boys. You don't fix it.
And this ain't going slow. Jesus Christ.
This is like 1% for a hit.
Damn.
Oh, thank God this guy's horrible.
It could be worse, it could be worse, guys.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
Couple more smacks, couple more smacks.
Yeah, who's that person at?
Couple more smacks, a lot of these.
Yeah, yeah, I killed two of them here.
Couple more smacks, a lot of these.
There's like five, I think, right?
Yeah, more across the line, as well.
Yeah, the respawn thing is here.
Good job, thank you, good job!
A full heli's about to hop out of the tunnel!
Holy shit!
Look at the cell!
Oh my goodness!
The developers must be freaking heavy right now if they're not seeing this!
They must be drinking!
They must be having a great time!
They gotta be having a great time!
You know what, I'm back in the club.
They deserve it.
They deserve it, they have.
You drink, be a hard-to-concent dams.
You drink your hearts to death.
Oh my god, there's so many helis!
I'll be with these hooligans!
I'll be with these hooligans today!
I see one left left left left
Finally!
Finally!
Man we got it!
We're gonna die
There's more and more and more
There's more by the rocks
75% is still turnover
without you being able to do cat
Get this guy's shit
I bet you they're pushing me over here on my side. I can't even wear it. How many do you see drop out?
One's running in the open
The best part for this I don't think this is the best part
Oh, oh
Do is if y'all say you do just hiding in the building I think you blow yourself up now
Not gonna happen bow
Hmm. Yeah, but this I'm tough
You see the offer your building take this thing
System it's way too tall. Oh my god. How far you're building top for some sandbags right here in the window right above you
Window right above you right now top right
Are you dead?
Little baby healing nothing to crash
I want to kill myself
Nothing to crash?
No
Be your phone bitch
Okay I will miss Thompson
Don't you worry
Don't you worry
Just give me one quick second
I've got a couple of you couple of you
Nasty stream watches on me miss officer
I'm going to pull out the advanced tactics on him
I'm having to pull out the advanced tactics on him
You watch this miss Thompson
This is how you deal with these stream snipers
They're not ready for the bugle in his infinite wisdom.
They are not ready for the bugle in his true power.
They have no idea what I'm capable of.
No idea.
I'm about to end their reign of terror in me a moment.
Hey, are you in my building?
I'm not.
I got help.
Who's my builder?
I'm going to go to my club.
Oh, ho.
That's me, that's me, that's me.
Yeah, you're in my building, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go, uh, they said they're attacking our initial five.
Going that way.
There we go, there we go!
Woohoo!
Gotta shoot through that, big man!
Oh, now it's so important!
Are they on power four?
Oh yeah, I would check your text messages, Mr. Officer, let's do it just that!
Hey, I love you!
Eeeeeee!
Thank you, Mr. Officer.
Thank you, Mr. Officer.
I got a taste for it.
Okay, guys, I have the anti-air system set up.
What anti-air system is quite operational.
Oh, yeah, I haven't been attacked by an attack yet.
You're welcome.
Just doing my part.
We see hold full character.
Oh fuck, so well right now?
We're still here.
We're still here.
There's no one on our tower.
We're good.
I have to assign someone else to this.
Those three snipers will disembark me off,
but is there any bug that I want to volunteer?
Mr. Dog?
And you got me again.
All right, okay
We're holding the other farm
Guys, we have the key. Can you capture the other tower?
I could use some medical assistance!
Yes, we're about to. We're about to.
I could use some medical assistance!
We're about to fucking win.
We've got one of the two towers.
One of the three towers.
I should have done that, there.
Dude, please, boys.
Ah, dude, grab me.
I see you guys.
Ah!
Yes!
Peanut's on the roof!
He's shot-bathing!
I like peanut suffering. Thank you. I am suffering. I am suffering
Okay, uh
I just got tossed off the roof and just got tossed off the roof fantastic fantastic
And I immediately died while getting up perfect perfect perfect perfect
I can get you folks. I can get you. Oh
You said can we say see whatever you be?
Beautiful
Fuck you fuck you fuck you. You don't know the kind of thing. I've had money
I'm suffering. I'm in turmoil. I'm terrible. Oh
Oh
Yeah, wait, okay
Where's this guy at? Where's this?
No, I'm ready. No, I'm ready and you don't show your face, huh?
I'm ready. You don't show your face
Oh, there he is! There he is!
BAM!
What is this guy up to?
What is this?! What is this?!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Alright, that's it. Alright, good win. I've had enough.
Hey, GG's.
GG's.
GG's. Oh, no.
We're the winners!
Guys, you do not know the type of rod I just asked.
You do not know the type of rod I just asked.
I was screamsniped vigorously, I mean constant.
And then at the one chance I had to kill one of the screamsnipers.
My scope was bugged and I couldn't look through it and he just, he got away, he floated away
to the wind.
Oh, dude.
Oh my goodness.
Hold on.
I'm getting my private server back in here.
I know we twice win series. There's a lot of steam time is this one. I'm gonna give my private server back up though
That uh oh
Right now. I'm just gonna touch we'll get it later
I'm hearing that you need streamer and anonymous mode somebody sure I don't know
It didn't really work last time so I feel like I don't know there's
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
My Bob wants to, that game, thank you Genji, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We're leaving, yeah?
Oh yeah, we're leaving, we're leaving, we're leaving, we're leaving.
We're doing a quick reset, quick reset.
By the way, dog of war, that's the guy that streams side because in the heli, watch out
for that guy.
If you see him in the game, just know there's a heli coming to your position, at least my
position.
Stop people from joining me. Yeah, how do you stop people from joining? Do we have any new ideas?
I think we have to hide our fucking screen when we're joining a squad
The second we like press escape and look at the squad that's when you look at server. Yeah, I know but they're
At the time the servers are already full. They're gonna get much more the server gets full. We can't do nothing
We're fucked
There's a couple different ways
Somebody said hutch figured it out. How are you doing?
Wanted it. I don't know much would but that maybe ask hutch
That's what I was thinking there's no way hutch figured out anything. I think hutch was told
Cypher told hutch well the guy dog in our round last time was the guy who told me last night about the anonymous and stream mode thing
Oh
Hmm
Hmm
Wasn't super mode it was a different setting in there ability there's a third saying that we're missing. Oh
Chat profanity filter did you that's it? Oh, that's gotta be it. That's gotta be it. It's it's the racist getting in there
Let me see I
Don't see any else it would be
Those are the only two things that kind of makes that
gimmick was told last night by a sniper you but I think he's memory faded
Think he's memory faded. Well, I think it was this
This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is.
No, they joined a game and pulled the leaderboard
to see if you're in the game or not.
No, no, no, no.
I gotta take this phone.
No, the game's, the game's full by that time.
No, no, these same guys are getting it every time.
I don't know how they're doing it, the geniuses, the geniuses.
They must have some secret method,
some secret, super secret high tech,
CIA level technology.
I
Bleeding the server ID then I have never done that I have never done that. I don't know what you're talking about
The tech is you licking the ID
I
Who believes every time they George's what no it literally fucking is though P guys don't guys guys it's not
It's it's not it literally is boy. It's it's literally not it's literally not I bet you a thousand fucking dollars
is if you go back to the bottom to any time I leave the server ever there's 95 plus people at the top right I
Know it's gonna
I'm
Finding I don't want to make a bet with thousand people for $1,000
If you go back to when I leave the server the top right number says 95 were a bomb
I think it's already fall. It's not no matter what
Hmm if they seen any
Good idea like doing game. No, they can't because it's private. Mr.
What if peanut?
None of us talk and peanut hops into a game and we are looking at our friends list and we just hop in peanuts game without him saying anything
And then we're all in the same game
Okay, nobody knows we're about to join you. Oh genius. Oh, yeah, I'm just maybe you can tell the bungalow is a story
While you're doing the bad time story. Yeah. Yeah once was a tortoise and a hare
Tell me the story again. It was a tortoise and a hare and they were in a race and
the tortoise
Was like, oh, I'm not gonna win this race cuz he's fat and slow
Oh, no, how did he he lost then? Okay. Well, let me finish the story, dear Cocoa and
What happened was that the hair ran really really fast he ran about
She ran about halfway to the end of the race and he goes, you know what that tortoise could never beat me
That tortoise could never beat me. I'm far too fast
I'm glad tortoise, I'm going too fast.
So he goes, I'm going to take a little nap
in the middle of this race.
And the tortoise, yep, that's right.
Now this is where it gets really interesting.
The tortoise kept on moving.
He kept on going and going and going.
He didn't stop.
He didn't stop.
He never gave up.
He never gave up.
And one step before the finish line,
The hair woke up and he looks around and he goes, what?
The tortoise beat me because I underestimated him.
I underestimated the tortoise and the tortoise won the race.
What?
The tortoise won the race despite it being much slower than the hair.
Mm-hmm.
That's crazy.
God.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
That's crazy.
That's right.
Yep, that's right. And then the tortoise went to the hare's house with a Glock 18 and killed his rabbit family
They said never doubt me again, he looked him in the eyes right before he started said never doubt me again
You did never doubt me again. I'm
Like that story. I can't sleep
Well, that's what happened that's what happened to the rabbit the the hare and the tortoise
Mm-hmm. That's what happened to the hair in the tornus
So, you know, it's a gruesome story, but it's what's the lesson here?
What's the moral of the story is that you if you never give up?
Shoot a family up. You can shoot a rabbit's family
Cloxies
Lebron James that that's me
You are crow how they are not in
Why you got in
God all right everybody leave everybody leave holy shit
I'll tell another story. I'll tell another story. Everybody hide. I'm gonna send you an invite at a random time without saying anything
You have to accept the invite. Okay?
No, no, don't don't even don't even send out invites
Okay, all right, here's my story
Here's my story, okay, I once was a ghost kill me
said the ghost
who said the ghost and he haunted Cheryl from HR and Cheryl didn't believe in ghosts she
was a very strict lady she had a life of of of commanding her father was in the military
so she she grew up with a very strict household she kept things nice and tiny mm-hmm and so
you believe in ghosts so the ghost goes who's Cheryl Cheryl and she just she
didn't even believe it she didn't believe it but she was her name is Cheryl
and she works for HR and she didn't believe in ghosts so okay one day the
the cost. One day, the ghost
was in my ass, the hot fucking busted in my ass.
What? One day, the ghost went outside of Cheryl's house
where a rabbit's family was living and absolutely
obliterated each and every one of them with a Glock 18.
And from that day on, Cheryl believed in ghosts forever.
She believed in ghosts forever.
That's right.
And what's the moral of this story, guys?
What's the lesson we learned?
Because if you don't believe in ghosts, then the family of rabbits outside your house are
going to get mowed down in a drive-by shooting.
And that's something I want you to take home with you.
something I wanted to want you to take home with you because that's the moral of the story.
All right.
Is that we understand?
Because I'm not going to lie to you, I kind of got lost in the sauce that time.
I got away from you.
I'm not trusting.
I'm not trusting.
Sharon.
Listen, I'm going to tell you guys my name real quick.
My name is Fox.
Okay.
I'm open.
Fox is open.
I'm.
That is in the.
Fox is open.
I'm waiting to join the green team a rat is in the fox. Who's February? I don't know yet
By the general is blind but the general is not blind. They are yeah, do not disrespect my general is they are highly decorated
Your story suck guys was how my story is good or bad
They're fucking crazy.
They're fucking crazy.
It's really depressing.
Why do they always get shot up?
How do they always die?
A good story has a lesson that you can learn from it.
What are the straps?
I'm bare. I'm bare.
I'm bare, alright?
Okay.
Okay, I think we're all in, right?
I'm low.
I'm all in. Yeah, you got a cool name rat
That's big noises, but I'm there
What are you getting coconut
okay well I'm bare all right all right does that make sense sounds good that
makes sense makes sense and what are you there's gimmick
Okay, I'm bear
What are you coconut
I'm the bear
and what are you giving? I'm the oak.
Well I'm the bear.
And what are you coconut?
I'm a rat.
And I'm the bear.
IN GAME!
Incredible.
Hey, Coachy, what are you?
Shut up.
Don't use that. I didn't know.
No, no, I didn't know you didn't know who you are.
My name's Storm.
What is that? What sound does that make?
You're gonna die.
I'm Michael Jackson.
Hey, uh, Kiki is me.
Fox you're a fog shoot
Absolutely right now condition it's that's yeah, you're the whole world's just black and white
I
Actually by the way
I keep it with a really good plan if we do my private server to stop people from sleep-siving this list would make check this out
Whenever someone kills any of us
I'm gonna have a mod watching and then I got changed his is that that guy my monster
Okay, oh, I'm just fucking dead.
My mod checks that guy's name in my Twitch YouTube and kick,
and if they're not at least a two-month subscriber,
instant ban.
Only two-month subscribers can join, or up.
Oh.
What do you think, yeah?
What if you just set up like a mod.
Up, up, up, up, up.
And anywhere you kill these skins, auto-banned.
Now, I'm down for that as well.
I'm down for that as well.
I'm down for that as well.
Any time anybody kills this animal, any time.
What are we doing?
Can we get to the battlefield?
I wish.
But this is what happens when I don't fly.
How did he even do that?
How did he even do that?
Are we serious?
Oh, they're parachuting in.
How do you?
Oh, hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Kamikazia played.
What does the rat do?
I'll have to ask.
Fuck yeah, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Coco, wait, Coco.
Which is the rat's second?
I mean, uh, what happened out there last time?
Well, the Stuckers lost land.
Yeah, I don't have a chance.
Do I get in?
Do I get in?
These things are not meant to fly, so it's not my fault.
The whole hell he is landing this guy is still over there. I'm safe. He's in a bus not moving
Who's okay, I'll be a poke. Hey, let's go. I'm gonna storm. I should be good. I got saved by a guy in a bus
Right
Yeah
I'm a bear
What are you gonna
I'm coming in hot buns I'm coming in hot boys
We're yet
We have one guy in there. We have one guy. I
Would jump right here. We're safe. We get to the actual battle
Lock it in boys lock it in oh
Mr. Four fear mr. Bunt like you like some boys going bad good. I'm bad
He takes your mom what we take my boy
Nice, but who's the fox again? Oh, that should be me
No, no, no, no, get off.
Don't worry, Fox, Bear is here to save you.
I'm alive.
I don't need saving.
Well, I'm right here though. The Bear is going to protect you.
Wow!
Hee hee!
Ha ha ha!
That guy's also participating.
Well, we're getting fucked!
Is she a bad guy?
Okay, hold on now.
Wait, there's two bad guys?
Two bad guys down there.
Fox!
Hee hee!
Right down there.
Right down the next-
Can you- can you get him?
Fox!
Fox!
Hee hee!
Fox!
Hee hee!
Can you get those guys?
Foxy Foxy. There's two guys right to right right to right. And it's gone. Wow. What an
exhilarating time. What an exhilarating time. And it's gone. Guys, I'm not going to lie
you last hour hour and a half for me has been out and has been out for me I'm now
on my last kid I have $14,000 and I have $30,000 in credit card debt I've got
$30,000 in credit card debt $30,000 in credit card debt
I'm black
There's fox
No way the bearish here
No, he's a fox right in front of him
Ah, I think turned off pilot assist, so it's gonna be above the ground.
I'm the bear!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Where are you guys?
We're in the air.
The all kids are gonna die!
Foxy and the bear are all in the air right now.
This fucking shit sucks.
Help!
We're coming, boss.
We're telling you what you must touch.
We're on our way, we're on our way.
Wait, I was coaching, coaching, coaching, coaching, coaching.
I was the form, I was the form.
Coachy.
Why?
What are you again?
Oh, that's right, the storm.
Rubble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.
Ehehe.
Ehehe.
I'm a big, I'm a big rumble.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
We're coming in hot!
We're coming in hot!
You're at the boys!
Dude, if I hit this tree in dodge, what'd I got?
They're all there.
What? Oh, close, close, close, close, close, close!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Dude, I couldn't see that guy, I...
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Dead?
Nice.
God saved me. God saved me.
God, please show your mercy to me. I'm now at $4,000
I'm not dying. You guys brought the diet again. I died again. I died again
No, it was not the pilots for the part with the everybody landed safely. He was shocked for her. Oh
Oh, I landed is crazy. I
Have no way of getting
There's no one is here. There's not a single vehicle and I don't have to buy to buy one
What you got?
Bear please.
FUUUUUUUG!
Get in the yellow zone!
Or get in the yellow zone!
Get to login.
I am yellow.
I am in the yellow zone. Where are you?
Fuck over. Fuck over.
Can you buy helicopter please?
What's that? What?
What's your line?
you on one right right mouse ADS here yeah yeah my right fingers in your
but all of my left fingers in your mouth I got you on a stick like a pig over a
fire
I'm twirling your shit. I'm twirling your shit.
Yeah, call me later.
I'll call you later.
Alright, Diggas, right into the thing of it, boss. Right into the thing of it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thanks, boss. Oh, thanks.
You gonna fall here?
What a kind man. Guys, October's gave me a helicopter.
Now we're cooking, boys. Now we're cooking.
Alright!
Yeah, we're there, we're there.
to really play the game down for the game is a guy there's a guy there's a guy
like her I told him he said I had a helmet coming for it
come in they bursted it off fuck oh fuck help them
we need a farm we need a fall down I come back around this is our game this is
our moment we get a fall we need a fall if we die right here we're poor forever
We need money so bad guys. We need money so bad.
Is that it? We need to see for any doors or is it just us?
Amakaze, Kingsley, 757.
The Emperor has heard it is his loyal subject,
Give it's birthday,
and has decreed you must wish a happy birthday,
or branded a heretic with border and brah.
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
No one got this happy birthday.
I didn't got it for the Emperor!
all right guys
I got a lot of beer.
I arrived.
Dude, time you're left, dumbass.
Don't worry.
The bear is here.
And the bear.
Listen, the fox needs a fob.
See how the bear likes it?
Pay for some bear eggs.
Pay for some bear eggs.
Oh, we got guys, bear cheating out here.
Lots of bear eggs.
Here you go.
Hey, Hallie, Hallie, Hallie, look at this.
Yeah, watch your head.
Yeah, watch your head.
What?
Okay.
Two down.
Two down by Ellie.
That glass is strong.
That's two more.
That strong glass right there.
Stay back.
He's down.
He's down.
He's down.
He dropped a bunch of people off.
They're going to be pushing.
Oh, no.
Three of them are down.
Three of them are down.
We need a fob, dude.
We need a fob.
I'm pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
I'm pushing up.
I'm going in.
What you doing over there?
Oh
I think that hell is wrong.
Maybe he's shitting, he's shippin' on the shot.
He would explain.
He's shippin' on the shot.
I don't know, I don't know.
He could pick up someone.
He just gave an RPG, and we got an RPG.
No.
We're not.
Is there any rounds on these guys?
Actual.
Actual.
He chose me 20 gift and he bet me he would wreck another helicopter.
Maybe one of these guys, one of these guys,
that guy's farming them.
He's still a real pilot.
Come and thank you, Mr. Sergeant.
Thank you, Jack.
I would deliver the bastard.
I would deliver it to Mr. Hut.
I
Just picked up a guy I also don't understand how I just crash counter goes down on the stream
I don't know if you guys have seen that but that seems like an illegitimate crash counter
Guys
I got this I got this I did I did greatest I did greatest this oh thank you
good work boys good work on this guy no problem this guy fuck me dude oh yeah
it was no problem business no problem no business we're all the fobs and
we need to anti-air stack one of these helicopters starting trying to kill
ice
there's so many what the hell yeah cuz we need anti air we need anti air the
Hell is it that air show is going right? We have a lot of supplies
We need it here. We need it here. We need it here
Oh about an able oh my god, we're home and I know
I just had a first act oh I see you got deep deep deep. We're out deep
Oh my honors all my brother dollars all my let's go get these dirty reds
Let's get him!
Okay, hold on now. Hold on everybody pause. Everybody pause for a second. Everybody just relax for just a short moment. A short moment.
What is happening right now?
Yo, who's there?
Gotcha! Oh that's me! RAAAAAAAH!
I'm gonna have to back you up.
Yeah, you have to back you up.
Close to you after the last 15 minutes.
Oh yeah, I just heard me. Don't listen to me.
And it's gone. And it's gone. Guys, guys, I need immediate medical assistance.
Immediate, immediate medical assistance.
Get the rats coming! Hey, you take your ant! The bear needs help!
Raaaaaah!
Here comes the rat. He's special to his slinus.
He's very, very quick, very, very, very sleek.
Right is dead right is dead right is dead
I don't quite understand who's dead
Outside of the outside of the circle
Storm Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble We need your help!
Rat, Rat, Rat I don't think we're gonna get revived.
Get me on it.
It's over.
I need it over.
I've got a team of nine people in front of me.
I need it over.
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, a lot of people are out there.
Storm Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble.
I need help too.
I'm on board!
I need help!
Storm Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble Rubble
Please!
Okay, I think it's okay.
Oh no.
I got my phone on.
Okay.
Red, red, please.
Red, red.
I got my phone on.
Go behind you, behind you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take out his voice, don't get his voice.
Get him, get him.
Get him.
Get him.
He moment now.
Yeah, if you could smoke me, does he body?
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke him.
Hold on.
Oh, I'm not alive.
I'm not alive.
The rat storm, the rat storm.
The rat storm duo.
The one's coming to you.
No, he's there.
Rat storm.
Rub him.
Rub him.
Rub him.
I
Let's blow up to the bare... RRRRRRAAAGGHHH!
Yeah, what good is it gonna do when you're dead all the time?!
I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE!
Hey, you give me that fucking beef in back of my fuck you!
No!
I... okay.
Alright, go grab Coco, here.
Thank you...
And I think you mean rat!
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
Tell me.
I'm coming rat!
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...
AHHHHH, I GOTTA, oh shit, these guys on these guys...
These guys, on these guys, on these guys on them!
I do
Boys I took them out
Oh
What happened east is one
Guess you've got me. I want to be able we see me five four five
Are you out of ammo I've been suing
Yeah, I've been suing I've been suing a lot
I got you. I got you. I got you. I'm not going to say your name because someone's going to cut that.
Let's see you. Let's see you. Follow me.
I
Rather you keep what you okay?
Yeah, you came right
Yeah, buddy them
We are gonna snap us behind us really you would check yeah, yeah, yeah very intuitive of you good check
very intuitive fucking shit bear
that noise
listen a bird do this this thing you're gonna have to play your part
it's not good or eating a rat those
listen it's not can we all agree I'm a better rat than he is a bear
What kind of business that's a lie that's a lie
Be a better here to be right guys ok is on the way
Thank God
I like you bastard
Is that the ABC I know
There's a millionaire church, the media I'm push-up push-up. How we going?
Boys I'm gonna grenade it I'm gonna grenade it
Wait why'd I underhand it
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
It's a 5.45!
We're in 7.45!
Oh, that was a nice game, man.
You are a student at 5.45!
This guy had 5.45, but he lived in zero ammo in 80 magazine!
Get to him, go.
What about the guys on the far side?
We got the two bodies right here.
Thank you, boss.
No problem, bro.
We're right there to check.
Two bodies.
Got a guy?
They're killing above us.
They're killing above us.
Oh, this guy's gonna die.
Oh my god.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
We were close.
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Oh!
I'm gonna fuck you up.
Oh, shit!
Ian 5.5!
Oh, and this jackass next to me just took it.
Jack
My
Dude this jackass just took my fucking he's really bananas
Oh
Shit wait, what are we a bit of packing little bit of packing?
He just wrote he just wrote thanks my big boys
He was a heavy drill up
A bit of packing little bit of packing
Don't listen to folks. He's working for the red team. He's a communist bastard
Oh
She's a communist bastard he's a communist bastard
This is it right here his name is stored
I'm not talking to the game.
Somebody kill him! Somebody kill him!
He's getting away, guys!
He's right here! He's right here!
He's right here!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
The soil is real.
Get him, guys! He's working for the Red Team!
He's working for the Red Team!
I've got a whole army going out to close.
Kill him, guys! Kill him!
That's not bad.
It's new technology!
New technology!
Fucking slurfs.
One dead.
I see.
Over here?
Maybe on the bridge, I think.
Mr. Rat, where'd you go?
I'm right here, man.
Where?
On the bridge.
I'm right behind you.
Oh yeah, come on, come on Rat!
Stay with the bear!
No, on the bridge, on the bridge, on the bridge, on the bridge.
Oh
I'm alive
Okay
One down guys one down just took one down. Time to run away. We got a runner boys. We got a runner
Good work. Yep. Yes
You're a workboy.
Fucking shit.
I'm also gonna die.
So...
Oh, so you killed yourself?
Yes.
Why?
I was right there.
Yes!
Yes!
Finally!
You gotta fucking do that.
What did I do?
I did nothing.
Oh, my bad.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, boy.
Who happened again?
Guys, we need to go back to T3.
We have the farm on top of the roof.
It's ours.
We have to go back to T3.
We have to go back to T3.
We have to go back to T3.
We have to go back to T3.
We have to go back to T3.
on top of the roof it's ours but there's guys there there's no I can't get in
guys we showed the bridge we're getting started for the north now by the way
there's a guy in the house to the door
cows and bears in this place
please God somebody shoot me that I can see just one person I'd like to get shot
my first second see every now that'd be pretty cool and be pretty chill that'd be
I'd be ecstatic actually I'd be enthralled if I got shot by a person I can see
I'm coming to you oak
careful there's guys all over the under underneath the bridge and to the west of
the bridge there's somebody sniping guys guys and guys at the base on the
opposite side this place is not clear oh god oh good heavens repeat not clear
are you sure boss yeah yeah yeah they're just they're just bait see
there's the sniper oh see it isn't so I need ammo I got two half full max half
full bags I love those oh my oh my god they're all over the place over there
We gotta get out of here, Oak!
Moooo!
Do you see that little...
I don't, I think you might be trapped in there, so you'll be sitting on us for a while.
We can just leave, like, right here!
Never mind.
How is that guy not dead?!
Oak!
Moooo!
What do we do, what do we do?
Oh, behind us?
I don't even know where that was.
And it's John
Behind and then we got peaked on the other side of the same time
Let me see you from me so many kills. I've got so far eight. All right, not bad
I'm at eight eight cozy eight eight kills. I knew what that was actually a very successful life
You know I had $4,000. I've got $27,000 now. It was a pretty good life
Shut up for person. Yeah, I got yeah
Everyone throw stuff at him
I'm not ugly. She is very beautiful to me.
Why'd you do helicopters? We're taking the car hopping guys.
Oh wait, are we losing that bob next to us?
Wait, right is the drill set up.
Really?
Well, we're on the way don't you worry who's in here with me?
Did you guys take off? Oh wait, I'll come pick you up. Don't worry. I'm coming back guys
I got you have that building so it was a solo. I got you couldn't pick you up. Okay
Pretty much
Guys we're gonna get into awesome up in
I
I'm open to this helicopter. I'm open to the helicopter
I'll be boys up it. Oh, and it's on fire and it's on fire
Oh, shit.
Mr. Wolf, Mr. Wolf, we need to pick up.
I don't know how to get anything down to the scene.
I don't know anything exactly.
Oh, there's another chopper, there's another chopper out.
It's locked.
Good observation, Mr. Gibbon.
All right.
It's locked. Good observation, Mr. Gimmick.
All right, right.
Can't you see that?
Can you see the water?
All right. This is our moment.
This is our moment. This is our moment right here.
This is our moment right here, boys.
This is where we make a difference.
This is where we make a difference.
Oh.
Oh, Mr. Space, Mr. Storm, I'm a pretty good man, good, I'm mad!
And Mr. Jim, I'm a pretty good man, good, I'm mad!
We see to my blood, we see to my blood.
We know what the animal say like the bear has a birth.
What does the fox say?
The fox is an animal.
He goes, hee hee!
i'm not sure i'm not i'm not sure if they did what he said if he did what they said he did
i don't know 50 50 50 and lock it in boys lock it in
i'm here guys don't worry the bear has arrived
Where are you guys?
It must be spring because my knees are sprouting
There are enemies at our base there are enemies at our base
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Got what?
Got another?
Judge, judge, judge!
Come on, give me a chance to lock it for real!
Nothing is too far around!
Coming in serious!
Coming in fucking serious!
That guy did get some ammo.
to memo I got you with the new plan
lunch that's unfortunate we have two
places where those mortars coming from
I don't know I don't know I said red
base to be red base it's far north
the black Hawk black Hawk
Let's go.
Black Hawk, Black Hawk!
I see it.
How you doing, mate?
Careful.
Oh my god, these mortars.
Gotta get out of here.
Locker.
Those Black Hawks are dropping off the snipers in the uh...
In the east.
And those Black Hawks are huge!
So they got like, a ton of snipers in there.
I just wanna say, why can't I have a Black Hawk?
You know?
You can.
I can't...
You can do whatever you say you might.
Too coconut.
Oh, the end of the day.
I can't have one. It's just this what it is. You can do whatever you say you mind to coconut
You do everything so you can you can you can have a black Hawk
You can have a black Hawk
Yeah, there's no reason you can't I can't think of any reason you can't you know what I'll call my friend the quavious
He's in the helicopter business. He can say a helicopter
not nobody but the quabius
hahaha
I have
Do you need another helicopter, salesman?
I just, I don't think I need one
alright listen, okay, you really want a black hawk?
I'll call up my buddy Tyrone
you see the helicopter business model, he can tell you the helicopter
Oh
that's just what I need
That's just what you need?
okay, alright
everything works out
everything works out at the end
I
Follow me boy follow me
Guys
So I'm entering the hot show does anyone else in the hot show with me? I'm coming. I'm coming
I'm behind you. I'll come do not come
Does that do we have do we have anti area? I'll be me
No, no, we don't have a large hammer. We anti air right now
Right now, but we can't get into here until you guys take care of those mortars at red
That's gonna be the first thing
God job
Did you pray today
I
You sure you use the 3x coconut this thing kind of blows
I
Try the 3x I wouldn't say it's bad, but I think the 1.5 is more versatile
What is it? Did you mean a favor?
I mean, hip firing this game is really good.
No, it is not.
No, it is not. I didn't mean a favor.
You are under...
You're supposed to be smoking crack teeth.
Dude, are you actually playing with movement and hip fire?
You kill them every time because they can't crack you.
They fire as old people as you play.
You are actually cooking right now!
Man, I am a man!
Man, it's not.
Bro, can you guys take this?
You see, you don't need a couple more guys.
Three guys don't need a couple more guys.
You got enough, you think?
You got enough guys, you think?
Yeah, you guys, you got three guys enough guys?
You want to bring in 10 more?
Get your crowd gone,
poor guy, fuck you scumbags!
See, here comes the rat!
Here comes the rat, the sea-bots-hole!
Rat, rat, there's like 100 in my building, be careful.
What the fuck why is there ten guys in your building?
That's what I said!
What the fuck?
That's what I said!
I don't know!
Oh shit, wait, oh I'm back!
Yeah, they're mortaring the fuck out of us.
At tower four.
We can't get anything done over here.
Okay, so tower one, will you?
Where do you want us to go?
back as you in tower four okay listen wait wait that's where they're at tower
four big down tower four yeah okay okay listen listen everybody kill
yourselves yep I killed myself that's the whole plan I they're not more than
second step plan we all have an helicopter we go to tower please not
tower for it no no I'm here they don't have more to set up okay okay so when we
go yeah tower tower four getting built up huge but it's they don't have more
to see I got a hale come on then it's got to be to two I got a holy come on
there okay wait are you talking to the bear it's push it it's push it
I
'm sure precious to me
Okay, that's right
Sorry looks like a spin all over you had to roof. Oh
Guys be saving that for whoever I select the fuck a fan Friday
Spitting out egos.
Egos.
And I am his co-pilot, uh, Bear.
RAAAAAAAH!
Bear will be going through the back of the plane with your reflection.
I don't want the plane to sink. I'm letting my life go.
Shut the fuck up!
Sorry, my bad, my bad.
You're not, you're not in the plane. You're not the co-pilot. You're the pilot.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're right. Get out. Get out of the plane right now.
Jump out of the fucking plane!
Get out of the plane!
My god!
How'd you get-
That's what you get!
That's what you get!
I was colliding him through your neck.
You son of a-
How did you get your scab bag?
We gotta revive that guy by the way now.
Well, I was just gonna have his parachute away.
Oh, he can't hit it. Alright, Peter, jump.
Look at him.
I
Realized you survived
What's the play I don't know you're in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Yeah, we're gonna talk about this is better
Look
We're like photo and family's go to more we got the ring we got to be you still all my sandwiches you fat bitch
We wish you the real who should the boys again one done on one cent. Hey boss
I got me a tall boy of voodoo right now, and I have a burning question
I got locked in like ten minutes one time like seven months ago
I'm taking a little pee. I'm taking a little pee.
Okay, how much before you got?
Uh, zero.
Okay, I got four.
Is this the tower that's been watering us or not?
Yay, I think that's what BB said.
Well, both of them, both of them.
Both of them?
Every single tower you see, if it's not ours.
I know you stole my sandwiches.
Oh, they're in here.
I know you stole my sandwiches. We had to get this rigged to Bordor.
I'm sorry, I hope the rig is on us.
No, no, no, I hold on to the ring. I'll hold on to the ring. It's too powerful. I heard if you put it in your ass you go invisible
But we're pushing tower to we're pushing tower to is me. So this is this is we're like covert ops right here
They won't even know what hit him okay, but you take this what this is
Wait, fuck, I don't have it, I don't mind.
Okay.
I don't need names.
You can't be quiet, be quiet.
Shhhhhh.
Be very sneaky.
Be very sneaky.
Wait, I'm gonna run the wall.
Jump, run the wall.
You can't get ready, people.
Run the wall, run the wall.
Right in front of you.
I'm gonna blow it!
You see anything?
It's blowing, we're open.
There's one on the left, be careful.
Oh
He's on the left side to get him I
Need is died he didn't died
I mean he's dead. I think we're just like them wait. What the fuck it's February
Shit
I know you for I know you for bro that thing bro that thing put it on the button
It's you for but it's for C4. Take it out. I'll shoot the thing
Just go once you for the thing on top the radio thing
People
You're talking about me.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
I do that too.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. No!
No!
You're cooking. Fuck.
No!
You try.
No.
Cover off, mission.
That was a good cover option, mission. That was a good cover option.
Because I, I, I, let's go back. Let's go back.
Let's gear up.
Let's get let's get it down. I'll make it to the C4. We lay on the roof. Yeah, you need C4. You need C4 to I need to C4 to
Oh, buy some names by some names because chuck them over the wall. Where are we grenades? Yeah grenades chuck them over the wall
Grenades
Grenades
Was this guy so mean to me when I buy stuff from him you said buy what you want and fuck off Bobby's best customer
You remember what you did to him oh
God, I remember yeah, he had a rat family. We had a rabbit family living outside of his house
And I mowed them all down with a clock 18. Oh
Oh
Good
My block 18 and let it rip. Oh, I remember now. I remember now
That makes sense that makes sense that makes sense. Yes, sir
Oh
We gotta go! We gotta go!
We gotta...
Okay.
Oh, yeah!
Go, go, go!
Sorry, sheep! Sorry!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Woo!
Uh, if you can, attack tower 2 from the north side.
Got it, north side!
Thank you.
Oh, God, do you want to use the north side?
I think it's up south.
Is the map rotation to north-east-south-west?
It's up and it's stuck.
Open it, stuck.
Open it, stuck.
Stuck way over the rainbow.
Way up high.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Listen, listen, listen, listen to this first large cooking fries.
No, they're a big Hawaiian guy with the ukulele. We're seeing his version he died, right? I think he did die. Yeah
He was pretty fat, yeah
Let's jump right now. I'll get your idea. I'll get your idea. Fuck fuck fuck
I don't think I don't know if they saw us.
I don't think they did either.
Go, go, go, go, go!
I'm out of the gun.
We're gonna be like Chlamydia.
She'll never see us coming.
Oh, god.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey, C4P.
Hey, C4P.
Jacky, off and target.
C4P.
Directly through.
What the hell is going on there?
Hey, C4P.
What the hell is going on there?
We could play in my song.
We could play in my song in there.
Oh, shit.
A guy on me, guy on me.
Where the fuck is he?
He's outside, he's outside to the left.
Jesus.
No, I don't think it's him
Up top up top this guy says I'm picking vinegar up
You up?
I got you. I got you. I got you.
I just died to a crack. Okay.
I'm dead. He's on the roof.
Come on. I can't see.
Come on. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't see.
You can do it. Do it. Go with your dream.
Yeah!
okay we'll let that guy up the morning we're getting mortar to our lord
he's got boys he picked me up I can't look they're right here two on my body
two of them you ready to fight you ready fight oh yeah fight oh okay okay
Okay, hey guys, do you think since they were playing literally my song in the base?
Yeah, we're coming. Yeah. Yeah
You know that was a clue and you bring it to one's house all the lights
Fantastic
We were fucked and that's the
Now we definitely surprised. No, we definitely surprised. We definitely surprised those guys
I'm pretty certain
That they might have murdered their own APC's and we did make a difference. We did make a difference there
Our lives had value our lives had value our lives have value. Yes. I
Hope you're proud of me papa. I'm very proud of you, Mr. Rat
All right, what's our new plan of attack I should attack another tower, but we don't see
You guys, you guys coming home to Secure Tower 3?
Tower 3?
We're gonna call out a Secure Tower 3, they gotta close up the whole planet except for
that's what we're doing.
Alright, fucking put a Secure Tower 3 on.
Alright, Tower 3!
Wheel stop, boss!
Wheel stop!
Tower 3!
The sniper's over here.
Oh, could go hot stuff.
I'm just getting a five.
Actually, I can have one pot up out of that stuff, guys.
Are you ready?
Is that you, the helicopter, boss?
Yeah, you guys leaving?
Oh, hey!
Hey, Coach!
How you doing?
Are you the helicopter pilot?
Well, shit, no, no.
Yeah, you guys leaving?
Oh, hey, hey, Coach, how you doing?
Hey, Gucci, when you try to fly under me,
I'm gonna jump out and hop in your helicopter.
I don't know how to fly, really.
Wait, wait, can you slow down so Storm can go under us?
I'm gonna jump out and hop in his helicopter.
Hey, hey, let me go under, let me go under.
It's all right.
He's gonna kind of hop in right here.
I'm gonna jump out and hop in,
hop in, close his helicopter.
wait just hover right here okay wait wait
I'm trying to jump into we got to get right over him we got to get right over
him fucking come on jump out I'll pick yours
is that even a thing I don't know we're about to find out
that's okay we love and accept him three are you ready come go see yeah
I
Think you have you asshole
Look you coming in a little hot pose you're coming in a little hot
Like butter like butter smooth like butter
All right, I can tell we're gonna do good you see all you should go up here five months
No, I got it.
Are you glad?
Because the doors are locked.
Press L and then hold down F.
L?
L.
So how? L and then hold down F.
L?
I rebound F.
Whatever you interact button is. L and then hold down F.
You think I'm stupid?
It's still locked, dumbass!
I'm literally still locked!
I didn't even say that, it's a lock!
You just hit me, it's still...
Okay, thank god.
Get us in the air, get us in the air right now.
Nice, nice.
I lock and load, boys, lock and load!
There's like five of them at that house down below.
I killed one, yeah. Hold on.
Looks so stupid. Yeah, that's okay.
We love and accept them.
He's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy.
Looks like you can use medical attention.
yeah get ready to hop out okay I judge you that's good we jump right
we go to the other tower yeah these guys are all fucking sitting on the
I'm saying my name so this is probably a bad time.
I'm a bad man!
Mr. Blitz, I'm a bad man!
Mr. Blitz, I'm a bad man!
Mr. Blitz, I'm a bad man!
Mr. Blitz, I'm a bad man!
My man, my man!
Mr. Blitz, you do good.
I left him down!
I'm a bad man, Mr. Blitz, I'm a bad man!
I fun at the thing.
Mr. Blitz, you need me at the dog.
You need me at the dog!
Good to see you, Mr. Blitz.
You know to do something man, oh, oh see why I drive this
Oh, I must copy you this helicopter
I have to copy you this helicopter I have to copy you this helicopter
Oh shit, that's honestly a noble cause crap
You got guys parachuting on you. Oh wait close there. Oh, see, where are you?
I spawned at the thing that is right behind you.
Oh, that's a good idea, that's a good idea.
That's why I don't worry about the thing.
He's outside the house right behind you.
You can see him on your minima-
Oh, he's taking the guy for the private simulator.
Hey, I should make you stop killing Freddy. Go kill Blue, I just realized.
Jesus Christ.
I've been kind of killing right on repeat.
Who's base is this?
This is our base, guys.
We're cooking.
We're cooking.
What do you mean? Is this your base?
You build at the stadium?
I'm building, building.
This thing is nice, boss.
Very nice.
Oh, glad you suck.
You're worthless.
You're stupid.
Don't worry. Go ahead
Heading to your position, ETA, 1.5 minutes, two clicks out.
Copy Roger, over, this is Sergeant Bear.
Sergeant Bear, 1452126, call sign five.
Three, two, Regiment seven.
Regiment seven B, green team.
Copy over, Roger.
Pfft, copy.
Let me repeat, I don't think you copied.
This is Sergeant Bear, 142526, call sign seven B.
Sergeant Platoon 17 Roger copy over over okay good well actually he didn't copy so
I just hit women tank is it over oh okay okay copy over he copied guys he
copied he Rogers he Rogers okay okay I'm getting shot from multiple
Cozy, how are you over there without dying?
Oh, fantastic, fantastic!
Oh, fantastic!
Fantastic, fantastic!
I'm in the pool, I'm in the zone right now guys, I'm in the zone!
I understand.
Who's that fine gentleman?
I didn't get to say goodbye.
She comes you come over to the pool with us. It's very relaxing. It's a summer of fun. It's a summer fun time
The guy named who and I'm rose just screaming our name and he just knows where I am 24
So I wouldn't have that watch me
Booping at me running at me
Jesse
Well, hello, mr. Hope
Mr. Oak, boo!
I'm gonna go fight for you.
Red's in my fight, friend, right, fighter.
See?
You guys want to go blue?
Oak told me to do it.
Oak right in front of him.
He's the one that gave the order.
He's the one that gave the order.
What did you do?
So I killed a guy and then left him in the helicopter.
His music was gonna jump down.
It's a long story.
It's a long story. It's a long story.
Honestly, but he's an asshole.
I'm just gonna shoot back.
There's another one here.
Yeah, I'm getting shot from the tower.
I got you, I got you!
I'm watching, I'm watching!
There's a guy right on the other side of this white car too.
Hey, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching!
I think he's picking his buddy up.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Get out of here!
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm healing.
I got too much, don't you worry!
Well, it's a good take area!
Oh, we're about to get attacked out of cockpit.
about to get back up to the helicopter's god
there there it is I got anti air at the fog here
oh my god dude fuck these guys how are you
I'm so sick of these I mean we do have anti air yet because we have one at the
air station we do like you have a guy take those guys down
Oh, it's not a big deal.
It's a big deal.
I mean, first, second of the match,
you get to take 17 years and 20 people
with master's degrees to get one anti-air
and 75% of the way through the match.
And these guys can get an attack chopper
before the round even fucking starts.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I think a little bit of change on those is required,
but, you know, you know,
just make them make like make them anywhere.
You know what?
No, we're mobile.
I'm sorry.
I don't think if they wait until it's like 20 points,
you know, on one team, it's kind of how like the APC works.
I think we just give anyone who's bought one of them a
vasectomy and then next generation, we would have to deal with them.
Yes, the simplest solution.
I don't know.
That's the simplest solution.
You know, you're shooting at me now.
There's a guy, uh, there's, oh, you can see him all over the map there.
Well, we're actually getting some points, but we're doing pretty good.
We're doing pretty good.
Uh, yeah, hop on over, boss, hop on over.
Oh, and now I'm getting mortared.
Now I'm getting mortared.
You cannot be serious right now.
We cannot be serious. We just cannot be serious. We cannot be serious.
Take out a gun, just come back in.
I don't see anyone. I don't see a single man whatsoever not a single hooligan
and I've got 20 guys trying to diddle my butthole.
How did all your ass fall?
You're gonna eat?
That's heinous.
How about the football for stadium and, oh shit.
And that's our base young winnings?
That's fucking sick.
That's sweet.
Boys, you didn't take that helicopter that boys!
Little bit of back and little bit of back and
a little bit of back it was much here
we did get out of here boss got here I got to Michigan here don't you worry
I'll be good to you but be okay thank you much we're holding down the poor boys
I really don't want for but I can't leave
That's that's my that's one of my cousins that I play on my family game night with
And it's gone. And it's gone.
They got me boys. They took me out of the pool yard.
Oh!
I pushed up too. I pushed up.
Oh, please, God!
Like, the Resubo on there.
I'm on my way back.
We got some good points though.
But we, but...
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
Maybe a couple?
Maybe a couple right throughs of somewhere
the rainbow
one left one left one left
three bows and bows and guns three
I'm up. I'm on the hot zone right now. You can't get upstairs anywhere.
But if they land, I'm fine to take it. Hey, February, are you okay?
I'm not too much. I'm taking you. Don't do it.
Oh, good. Have a good time. No.
Okay
We fucking serious right now
I've been mortaring the pool house even though there's nothing here
We like
Oh
Guys we got to take back
We have the line boys, we have the line, that should matter as well.
We have the line so that our soldiers can go and get the zone.
We didn't find out that boys, we didn't find out that we all knew the outcome of that battle.
We all knew the outcome of that battle, it was how long we can hold it.
It was how long we can hold it boys, and damn it, we have it forever.
We got our mortar set all the way back at home. So please
We have that we have
Going right on don't roll playing in smoking smoke up there in smoking smoke
We're sucking it we're sucking it guys
We're sorry.
I just got a little excited.
There's multiple guys.
Definitely multiple.
You're so precious to me.
I'm never going to let anything bad happen to you.
I got two, I got two.
There's still no hold of shit.
It's like a freaking syringe.
Oh, syringe.
nice
we see
34k
it's a work in progress
it's a work in progress
we're off the rise
we're off the rise boys
let me get it to the top
to the symphony top
oh
You gotta be actually fingering my butthole with chalula sauce under your fingernail.
This is ridiculous.
That guy is already here.
You guys alright?
What is happening?
Did you get that guy?
16, 16?
Can you go and get it?
Level 7?
Okay guys, I think we're gonna help him build the next base next round, because we're getting
level 16.
We're getting level 6.
We're getting level 6.
We're getting level 6.
We're getting level 7.
We're getting level 6.
We're getting level 6.
We're getting level 6.
to get level 16. Get that rocket launcher, get that rocket launcher.
Mm-hmm.
He's across the map.
Don't worry, Oak, Rat, and Storm, the bear is here.
Ah!
Great, I was actually just thinking, I was like, hmm, let's save us in the bear.
Climb up, you climb up my trunk. The, let's, as a team, okay, we'll workshop that one.
We'll workshop, workshop.
board after the drawing board we bought you drunk I'm inside and yeah I did
right there another sniper he's top of five this role playing up there right no
tower joke crazy it's like these type of fucking blow this is wasting their time
Yeah
And we got into that hot job
Yeah, yeah, yeah moving in
Let's move with move
We're about to win this we're about to be winners
It's just going pretty good
Josh is by our best match yet
But we got we got great support people are building fobs anti air
this is our moment you see as soon as we get a guy on the green team constantly
making anti-air our games will be five times better yeah you see someone on
that at all times what the clock you see someone no I don't really know
Do you hear that that's possible? Oh for fuck's sake
Yeah
Black Hawk black Hawk black Hawk
You're so squishy, Mr. Obedekio.
There's like three more.
Go, go, go!
They're rushing, they're rushing, they're rushing.
Go all the way up the hill, go all the way up the hill, you have to flank.
I'm gonna push up from this angle.
Whoa, this base is nice.
I'm telling you, this base is my best base ever.
What you building, boss? What is this?
That's cool.
I'm dead to an attack chopper. I'm dead.
I got you, Mr. Morph. Are you dead?
I'm dead. I'm dead to an attack chopper.
I'll pitch it to you. Did you get out of this area? There's gonna be more coming.
I rubbed you good. I rubbed you good.
We are gaining point. We are gaining.
I think he was born that guy dropped off.
Oh, yeah, I think so.
Lacking my bag, boss.
I'm actually a little unmistakable.
Yeah!
On?
I tried.
That is?
That is a bear or a used bear.
Are we super super super serious guys?
I just shot the air missile into a wall killing three of our team members and then within the next second was murdered to death
Blue farm the bunch of will they're gonna they're gonna they have double drill worries
Sorry guys, sorry about that
People make mistakes in the heat of passion.
We can spend whatever actually.
I just got another team kill assist.
Okay, alright, alright.
Alrighty, alrighty.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm killing Bob. I'm killing him.
I almost killed him, I'm dead.
Where were I?
I got him, I got him, I got you.
You be at the building behind me. On my body.
Behind that building.
Oh, there's two of us.
Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
We can't be serious. It's not possible that we're serious.
It can't happen.
This is impossible.
This is an anomaly.
I got one, got one.
Nice, nice, nice.
I have to see what palms doing. I have to see what promise up you. I have to thank you, Mr.
Chief. Thank you. I have to see what promise up to. I have to know what that guy's doing. I have to
know. I have to know what is so pertinent, so important that this guy's been up here,
He's just stroking his meat this entire time while everyone has been done!
Where's Bob at? Where is he? Where's Bob?
Hey Bob, how you doing?
Wait, are they pushing our base?
How you doing? How you doing Bob? How you been doing?
oh there's some water on here yeah a lot of water is out what you what you've
been what you've been doing up here for like 10 minutes just got a key to tell
what's going on
noble cause very noble cause yeah okay I will keep up the great work Bob keep a
get work fucking hate that guy fucking hate that guy are we serious I'm
sniping is it a closed room there's not even any windows in there
Oh, shit.
Oh, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird.
The 32nd bullet won't kill them.
Take this, fool!
Alright, I give up. I give up!
I give up. They can have the base. They can have it.
PUM!
PUM, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
He's not even looking this direction.
What is he looking at?
What is Bob doing?
Guys, I can use your medical assistance.
I'm not waiting here again.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
It's okay.
I'm now at $3,000 after this next kick bite.
Do you need help over there?
Are you dying?
I'm telling you, no, listen.
Now that base, are you kidding me?
No, we don't need help over there.
Let me tell you, I was there
and the personnel at that base
are top notch personnel, nothing to spy on.
Are you serious?
Nothing to spy on those guys.
I'm taking personnel at our base.
Woo!
Hey, there's a snake there.
You see a rat queued two miles over.
Nothing gets passed to those guys.
Nothing gets passed.
They got that shit locked down.
No, you don't need to go over there.
You don't need to go over there.
It's locked down.
We have the best people on it.
We have our top man, top man on that base.
No need to worry.
No need to worry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
especially the leader, Palm.
If you go to that base, talk to the leader, Palm.
The leader, his name is POM?
Your leader?
Yeah, the leader's name is POM. Ask him.
He'll give you all the logistics of how the base is running and what everybody's roles are.
And if anybody needs revives or anything, he knows what's going on.
Talk to POM. He's the leader of that base.
What do we need to do to stop Blue here?
POM has you covered. POM has you covered.
Push it, follow the edge of my mouth.
Blue owns every drill on the map.
Yeah!
I think we have to push Hudson.
Our farm's getting ready.
Wait, the one at the stadium?
So that's the one that Phoenix said is totally fine and everything's fine.
All right, all right, all right.
Is he just gonna zone?
Ooh, that red-black blue!
Hail to the chief!
Mr. Dog, Mr. Dog, I have a D-Fib.
Alright, thank you.
You dropped me out, actually.
You're fucking nerdy.
Kill me.
Kill me.
It's red and blue.
Red and blue.
Alright.
Can't do it anymore, Bob.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore. I can't I can't do it anymore. I can't guys guys be a new plan of attack
We did a new plan of attack. This isn't working new plan of attack. What do you guys think? I agree?
This is brainstorm. It's brainstorm. We got it. We got to protect our father. It's getting rated it
I would have said it was I
Think that thing might be toast. Are you sure we would palm in charge? It's getting rated in a way
It's not God it's gotten rated. We lost that thing is toast. No shot
No, no, no, no.
Tom has a plan to get that back for sure.
I've talked to Tom.
He's got it under control.
Don't worry, guys.
Well, there's not a single living soul on RT.
No, I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you, Tom has it under control.
Trust me.
From the spirit realm?
From the spirit realm.
Don't you worry, guys.
Tom, I'm telling you, nothing gets fast, Mr. Bobby.
He has got it for you.
there there's zero this is not a single soul I have 96 dollars waiting for a
revive I have ninety six dollars ninety six dollars wait I don't you have
well you came and buy a we sport controller console well what's going
on with you don't go I have ninety six dollars big don't go the things I've
seen today the things I've seen I'm telling you I'm telling the things I've
seen you you you couldn't you couldn't comprehend you couldn't understand them
even if I told you what happened even if I told you what happened you wouldn't
believe me it's what do they do to my bear mr. rat mr. rat
My beautiful ferris!
They massacred my boy and I'm gonna finish you!
Is this anyone's helicopter?
Okay.
Alright.
Did you make it out of that, Coco?
Yeah, I'm in here. I'm in the ball.
Wait for this one. We'll wait for this one here.
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
You had negative
Killing with an AA gun, okay, that's it happens that's a listen, but that was not why I'm really really
We're coming back we're coming back we're gonna land right but which we land with which we land
On you guys on you guys, right
Fucking crazy out here. We're taking this face back boys
I thought Paul was the best man we out of the team, but obviously he couldn't even handle the base
So we'll take it out sounds
Take it out some boys. I'm taking ourselves
Right to the top right there's stadium we're taking that face back boys. I present on those fucking light towers. They're dead
Lock it in
Yes
Mr. Coachy, I'm gonna land right on you.
I'm probably gonna need a revive.
Yeah, I can't see inside.
Yeah, you're good, sir. Thank you.
We're gonna take hot sun, but the blue's getting pretty close.
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
Yeah, yeah, this ain't good.
We go!
This ain't good.
And coming in hot boys!
much a guy up here you stroke my stroke you stroke the stroke give me where are
you opposite side of you there's guys all over dude right if you go through
the window you can go up on the floor we're still up here just chilling I would
lose my life
I killed that guy what what what do you mean deep kill
Oh, it's impossible to shoot people out of hellies.
Now he's being mugged at me.
Now he's being mugged at me.
Guys, I have $160.
I got your kid next kid.
Respawn, respawn.
So we're buying him kits now?
Thank you.
What is this, a fucking charity?
Hey, Peter, you homeless?
What's the magic?
Suck it for a dollar
Guys, I am getting my shit
I want you know I got bordered from a guy in tower 2
We're coming work of it bonds we're coming don't you worry?
We're on the way
Lock it in boys
I
Don't wait, yeah, we gotta go hot so we're gonna lose
It's hot so I'm gonna fast
Yeah, I don't a bus I don't a bus I wouldn't find a place would one by the bush
Okay, so that's a bus talk about top the time we got you time to touch right here right now boys right here right now
Doggames, it's our moment. We have 40 blues on the points. We gotta kill a ton of blues
No, it's over
I'm jumping forwards! I'm coming in hard!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
If you guys all get in zone, we can maybe do this.
I'm a little farther back.
I see what you're doing, I see what you're doing right now.
You have nine greens somehow.
I jumped a little far.
Guys gotta be killing blues, gotta be killing blues, gotta kill in front of blues right now.
I'm not there.
Look at that!
That's not the point.
Man, the attack chopper's honest.
Attack chopper's killing me.
Attack chopper's killing me.
OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND! I'M GONNA SHUT MY COCKALE AND MOVE TO PISSESHIPPY!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
Maybe we can get this?
I gotta go into the circles the only way.
Holy shit.
Holy dingle.
It's all ogre.
It's all ogre. It's all ogre.
It's all ogre.
Now it's all over now. It's all over. This is their swamp. This is their swamp now guys
Okay, one blue. Oh, I killed a blue with that chopper got me
Chassis
There's a guy with a bow across the map.
We're still in, we're still in!
This guy with a bow across the map.
We're still in these boys, guys!
Come back, come back!
I need to get out of here.
I know, I know, I know.
Guys, move away.
Don't kill Reds, don't kill Reds.
Let's contest this contest at their time.
Don't kill Reds, don't kill Reds, don't kill Reds.
It doesn't matter if we die.
Yeah, if it doesn't matter, just don't even shoot at a Red.
No! No!
get it get it get it come on come on come on come on come on come on yes oh my god yes
be careful be careful what's up we're about to spawn we're about to spawn
the blue point no no
they push point into the base where
oh yeah all the dude
I want to speak to that man! That's POMP! That's POMP!
Private F.E.A.T.E.R! Are you serious? Who's stopping an infant for the sound?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you guys, yo, you just have to send us out of here.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Wait, let's rent these back! We're still at this point! We still got this!
They have to send us out of here after the set.
Kill the blues!
Kill the blues!
Guys kill the blues!
Kill the blues!
Guys just kill the blue of the next fire chicken to eluse it.
Oh, down.
Get down, get down, get down, get down.
Guys if this helly gets there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh my god we're still headed!
Oh my god, we're still headed.
Please, just send it, we have to just get out of our way.
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this, we got this.
Tower two, tower two, tower two, tower two.
Guys, no, we don't know this, we're done.
Look at blue, look at blue.
They have two, he's gone.
I'm shooting at the right side, time to play.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get out the ground, get out the ground, get out the ground, get out the ground.
Oh shit, oh shit.
This is gonna seem to end.
I'm coming up the roof, I'm coming up the roof.
guys I'm on roof I don't have a deep end this time if you keep them to keep our
guys alive and I don't have one it's like the most crucial time to have a deep
end I'm on roof of blue I'm on roof of blue I killed one I can't I don't have a
deep end I don't have a deep end
wait I'm just breathing getting guys up we're getting guys up if you want people
the zone you want me with a dollar take the fucking tower I made it all the way
up a mold we have the tower PC coming to it you guys guys what a PC I got a guy
as every single zone guys stay in the zone stay in the circle stand up with
the drill yeah I think blue car is hopping out lose I get our guys up you
have to get all the guys up there's the accountable guys everyone do this come
on us we got green we got it we got it we got it lose out lose out lose wait
Oh my God!
It's not, it's not a miss.
Is there any C4 for the tank?
I have C4 daddy.
Oh, there's a tank at the bottom of the drill.
There's a tank at the bottom of the drill.
Blue tank, you need to blow it up.
Hey, where, where, where, where?
At the bottom of the drill, at the bottom of the drill.
Guys, can we capture this?
Can we capture this?
Nice.
I see it.
I got a bunch of photo.
You got to do that.
You gotta do that.
How is that?
What the fuck?
I killed five, I killed five.
Guys, get up, guys, get up, guys, get up.
We need more guys, we need more guys.
Please, guys, somebody hit him.
Who the hell are these guys coming with no weapons?
What the hell?
Jackie Chan trying to take over the tower.
Good work, good work, good work, good work,
we're doing it, we're doing it.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Get up, boys, get up, boys, get up, boys,
everybody revive, revive, revive.
I'm just sitting on, I'm just sitting on towering.
I'm just controlling it, I don't want to drop.
Oh, that's me.
That's me.
That's me.
They're coming from the north.
Fuck it, guys, fuck it, guys!
They're about to cross the river. I see them over there like ants.
Oh, we're back, we're back!
We're taking fire. Is that us?
We're going for revamp, we're going for revamp!
Get up, we should move, get up!
You're probably gonna hop out of the hell out of school.
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, keep everybody alive, keep everybody alive.
That's not a house!
There's a helicopter in the house, I'm gonna get him!
He's keeping his ass!
There's a helicopter, watch out for the helicopter!
Dude, I just put it whole...
Keep our forces alive!
Shit!
What the fuck?
You mean this guy? Are you joking?
Take him down!
Hey, I need you over here on this floor, please!
One door, one door, one door!
This is the door that they can get in they can come inside me
Don't let them come inside
I'm gonna come inside you
I'm gonna come inside you
Wait wait wait
This is the way I blew in
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Is anyone up there Emma?
I saw a hammer I saw a hammer on this dead guy over here
Can you get it?
You need to build it
You need to put a door right here
They're coming
I got a hammer I got a hammer I got a guy
Go go go go
Go go go go
Wait I'm building a door I'm building a door
Back up back up
Go go go
Don't go go P please. There's one close to us. I'll hold I'll hold over
He's outside. He's outside
I got it I got it I got it
We got it we got it we got it
Where do you blow? Where do you blow?
What side?
It's open. It's close. We got it. We got it
Hold the line!
Hold the line!
Shoot the heli shoot the heli
This is a attack chopper
90 90
Keep that water line keep that water line
We're doing it! We're doing it!
We're doing it!
Oh, shit.
Little bit of vacuum.
Little bit of vacuum.
There's a smokey-ass, a smokey-ass.
Yeah, they're gonna rage, they're gonna rage.
Ah, the boy! Ah, the boy! Ah, the boy!
Beagle.
And zone is leaving!
I don't think zone is leaving!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
We're gonna be at 50, just live, just live, just live.
We're at 50.
We're gonna be, when the zone leaves, if none of us are in it, it'll go to 25 and bring us to 27.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna try to mortar this snag and push him.
That re-died.
Yeah!
AHHHHHH
The J-Wide guy you motherfucker!
Oh there's a million out of health, million out of health
Oh no I died!
Yo can someone grab an outsider now?
Uh, I don't have any easy to revive you with
There's no one there!
What's going on back there?
get him get him get him get him
nice
ready to come on
black dog black dog
black dog
yes
jump in jump in
go go go go go
black dog is landing we give him
landing
guys zone is moving out we have to get
here up with him
to the zone!
Come on boys!
They're camping on the other side of the river.
I'm just pushing across south-south.
Oh, okay.
Luke, you got this.
It's sketchy.
Go, go, go boys!
To the zone!
To the zone!
Wait, wait, wait.
Watch out for red.
Wait it.
Keep your red light.
Keep up, brothers, and light boys.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Keep reviving them.
Unless you have smokes you cannot get me or you kill the guy that's dancing
Thank you. Oh my god go yeah
We're dying we're dying out here boys. We're dying all the line
and the right side
We gotta get our guys up
We gotta get our guys up
Our numbers are building up
Our numbers are building up bad
and this circle is about to go over that hill
It's a business to be at a business
Hold circle
Stay in the circle
We got this boys
We're not getting out of the circle
We got this
Oh my god it's so close
No there's two
We got this
We got this
We got this
We just hold
Just don't die
My god, oh my goodness, incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible,
like with no reaction no reaction no reaction like with no real they choked so
hard guys guys I don't know if you guys were watching the bottom left but there
was two times were literally in the last point zero zero one second it went back
to contestant it like flicker oh my god my god it's for like a split second
holy oh my god I feel alive I feel alive I'm feeling it now mr. Krabs that was
insane that was a that's peak that was peak that was peak that was I'm
sitting here I'm student cinema I guess we could I don't know what let's try it
let's see here we see here we're fine right yeah fuck it I was there was a
couple shitty timers but nothing like crazy crazy yeah people on our team too
Mm-hmm. I'm in I'm in I'm green. I was dead 99 99 and it was
Sweet winter now
It's up to you guys. See you bro. I don't care. I'm uh, I created a squad alpha one. Okay. I'm drawing
I'm a star only point. I'm not right anymore
Hey, by the way, just FYI. I just got word that my private stories up if we need to use that FYI
I'm down for whatever I'm down for whatever
I'm MVP pop pop wanted for us mr. Pop
Oh seven to the chat from that
I'm soldier mr. Pop was a fine man fine man indeed
Wow what a fucking rush what a rush what a rush I'm gonna go take a quick
pee pee I'll be right back and serve are we staying in the server though yeah I
I think it's fine. Let's see if it gets too crazy. We'll leave. No big deal off the one
Now stop, pop, pop, stay in the still!
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh no, I'm too feminine.
No hard getting busy with it
I got that fucking part that I make
Your mother fuck no one there if you get it, please
If the only thing you can't shit
Can't knock the plate, stay out in the way
Mother fucker, fuck
Leave me gonna fall, if we let it pop
Don't let it go, fuck
It's gon' give it to ya, it gon' give it to ya
It's gon' give it to ya, it gon' give it to ya
That was really, really,itol curry oil that I עם JUST
Watch this ride.
Ow, watch this ride.
Boys, I'm back up $46,000.
It's time to game.
It's time to play the game!
You Viper?
Who am I?
What are you?
I'm Pig.
I don't know.
You're a real shooter.
How about grabbing that Sheriff's robe
from the Burnt Peanut Rust server?
Mr. Rogue, Mr. Rogue.
Cerebrone
How do you tell what your name is?
It's kind of like when you join one. Oh, I'm blaze. Oh
You play cool name that's a cool name. Were you gimmicks? Are you still viper?
Cuz I want the I want the back to so bad. I'm not in I
Want the back so
I'll start kicking also
mp5 oh
Tell you this is
Oh, what little medic am I?
You tell me who you've seen guys. What's the best way to level up medic?
I'm obviously gonna be like all right if family everybody, but what is it like a cheese?
Is it like a is it like a you you're like a like a cheese is like a cheese you do
Blaze I don't know cucumber is
Yeah, I'll use that some these and the deep end obviously that's what I'm doing
But is there anything like cheesy like really get up high fast use my cousin SMG D-Fib here. Yeah, start
You know others I couldn't you do I what if I use that red flame? Oh
Your flame hop back in I'm probably gonna be a lot of XP
I can actually probably work out pretty good
Are you making that oh there you go one yeah
And so Autumn, Blaze, Flame, Star, who's Star, who's Star, me, I'm Star, so who's Viper?
Who's he between those two?
Do you know Viper?
Oh that's a free thing.
Oh yeah I'm Blaze, I'm Blaze.
No I'm Blaze.
No I'm Blaze.
What?
What?
Why is everybody surprised by the name of Blaze?
blaze okay i'm very surprised that my name is blaze
kind of weird there's like racists or something no i'm blaze no i'm blaze
you guys are just fucking racist that's what you guys are oh no i'm a flame you're blaze
So what flame your blaze?
No, I don't wait your flame are my flame. That's why I was confused. I'm flame your blaze
Blaze. Yeah blazes. This is a way cooler than anybody way cooler name
You can't have a blaze without a flame, but you can't have a flame without a blaze
but
Blaze is way cooler than stupid flame.
The flame is the foundation of the blaze.
Yeah, but the blaze, everybody's like,
if you see a flame, you're like, oh, like big deal.
It's a flame, like whatever dude.
If you see like a flame dude, oh, are you kidding me?
That means you're going to the end portal.
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaking as a man who lives in California,
Right see a blaze it's a lot of bad feelings. That's true. That's true. What's going on? Why do you guys keep doing that?
You guys stop stop starting fires
It does it is that there's a little there's like a guilty little pleasure
Oh, it's a little pleasure a little pleasure. Oh
You need me as dog you need me as dog. We can't stop you devious dog
Oh, you devious dog. You're so devious
Yeah, it's just a devious idea.
Like looking over the great beauty of life at the forest
and just lighting the match.
Light the match.
So say, take that nature.
Take that nature that sustains life
and has done nothing to us.
Bam!
Have you been trained?
I'm going to kill everyone.
Who needs them?
Who needs them?
Who needs them?
I was actually wondering, dude, you
know how there's like plants that absorb carbon dioxide
release oxygen. That's true. But like there's like a cactus that does it, there's a cactus
that does it really good. What if you put like 50 of them, 50 of them in your room and then
you just got like so much oxygen in there and you're like super smart. Well that's why I
wonder why does they operate with oxygen when it's a desert, there's no trees. Maybe they
create some I mean yeah they probably could afford it yeah I could play like
whenever you exhale a little bit of oxygen so comes out where they have a
really fat guy in the back just blow it through it too
well the pyramid of the earth traps all the oxygen in so that's true the
really does just trap in the oxygen and he will live to see another day oh it's
this map dude oh no this is the sniper lap yeah this is the
They're all these people coming from, what the hell?
Yeah, I'm just telling you guys, tell me, tell me, tell me!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Yeah, tell you guys, tell me if you want to mention...
Jesus Christ, there's tons of guys in this room everywhere.
Wait, shit, who's...
welcome in mr. closey welcome in what's your name
autumn autumn oh that's beautiful that's beautiful
I'm Blaze
ah says the Blaze
I did right there
the Blaze does say raw
closey you just don't know anything
it's basic science
I'm coming to you guys where are you guys at
what do you guys do
Oh my god guys, guys, guys, guys, wear House Woodus.
I think somebody had come in.
Immediate resuscitation, immediate resuscitation.
Listen, there's a guy in the, on a warehouse,
directly in front of me laying down, camping,
my box, be careful.
There's like 15 warehouse systems.
And he's directly in front of me.
Okay, so I don't think I'm gonna be able to get revived.
I don't.
No I'm here P.
There's multiple people right there.
Are you Star?
dude I'm gonna do it I got him is that gonna be guy on the warehouse I can't
mark it but he's next to Vipers he Vipers down there he's on that warehouse
we're safe we're safe bad news I used my oh he's got a good guys oh my god
come here I'm gonna be gonna be on the other guy in the warehouse Mars I'm
smoking I'm smoking I'm smoking us move I'm on the move I'm on the move
door door door door parachuting it
I'm with you we gotta get out of the open yeah killer's got this warehouse
there's me an asshole let's go let's go let's go I got him I got him again
It's what it's weak
God job
Little bit of packing little bit of packing we're gonna slide from all angles here. I hate this fucking map
Fuck you
that was all this is gonna be a doozy this is gonna be a doozy oh dad she
pushed on tower three which we put on the warehouse
we put on tower three it's closer to the zone
I'm going on them.
Where did you go? Are you upstairs?
I'm moving to a tower 3.
We're not at you.
You see one building tower 3 right now?
Oh god! Oh no!
Tower 3, tower 3! There's a ton of moves on it!
A ton of moves on tower 3!
There's a drop of guys off to the south-west.
Oh shi-
Eugh!
I'm coming, Tyros 3.
Hey, come come come come come come come come!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, under roof, under roof, under roof, under roof.
Move it in, move it in!
Eugh!
Excuse me Mr. Flaming, excuse me.
Sweet name, by the way.
Oh my-
There's a fucker on our roof.
He's a piece of shit.
At T1.
Jesus Christ, every roof has a fucking shorty sniper.
Got the guy on the roof, got the guy on the roof.
It needs a lot of fucking scoper
Fucking scoping dirty consipers
Fucking scoper
Fucking dirty scoper
Fucking piece of shit fucking scumbag scoper
That's what I'm saying
Let's get out
Come on guys, to tower three
Woo, we're in here
I got the guy on the roof, I don't know if there's more though
Watch out, watch out, watch out, on the roof, on the roof
the roof as I see how I'm talking to me right now I'm right you're looking I'm
the only one up here we just started to get we can take it we can take it which
go to tell me go to three oh god here I'm here
did they set up a fob on top of the giant penis thing is that what that is
does it set up a fog on top of the giant penis thing in the middle you got
kidding me that's crazy we see the
promise there are five yet or does it only
we took it we took it we did it I'm
building a building we do it yeah yeah
yeah I find a hammer I'm gonna build
I'm gonna build a lock in it okay
we're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
We're cooking flares, that's the penis thing.
Black Ops, Black Ops!
Yo, we need a door.
Here we go.
Nice, shabby, easy.
Is the black ops covering over us like it doesn't know we just took the uh, font?
I don't think it does. I don't think it knows us yet.
this time he's in the big stack of the flare stack I've been told it's called
the flare stack as the official name for it
player stack
I
Have three towers we can fucking pull it
How we start playing how you start pulling in
You need the code from power three, okay, so we got that
Do I'm just getting psyched from everywhere
is that a fob? Right there? We already have it. We got this, we got this one, we got
this one. Who built this? Oh my goodness. I'm getting out here. This is the biggest
I've barely flown the bird today well it's probably good for society probably is
Hmm
Do you know where the farm is until it's easy be with me
I am here. I'm on the bottom
It's not very scared here. I just get the top I just get the top over to come down there
That guy is the bad guy is dropping us supplies
I don't think he knows that this is not his base anymore. He's keep getting more supplies
Mr. gimmick when you might come in quick quick defense a quick defense
Okay, I believe
bottom of town I do have some deep into me if you need
well is there somebody up there helping you already yes okay I will not say who
it is because I don't want to be cut up and and posted somewhere but yes someone
It's helping me
A certain individual certain individual
Let's just say I eat chips that have it on them. Yes
The chips also have salt on them. They also have salt on those chips salt and this item
ships with salt that's right that's right see exactly a little bit of salt
never hurt anyone why are we pulling the circle towards us
well we captured Tarth we got we have to tell you it kept yours
there you go there's guys in the bottom there's guys down below nobody has hacked
the other one Tarth me is hacked the other one is
Our phones about to be hacked.
You serious?
We've lost the bottom of the challenge.
What?
All right, Pete, can you put the code in on your end?
I already hacked, but I'm waiting for you to hack yours.
Yeah, I'm saying what's going to do with hacking.
Yeah, I'll put it in.
Sure, you go ahead.
Mm-mm-mm.
I can now.
Oh, yeah, dude, get that mainframe.
Get that mainframe, but say, maybe get it there.
Get it there.
Oh, I'm getting there.
Oh, you're getting there.
You're getting there.
All right, coach me up right now.
I got it. It's nine zero.
Pulling it out.
Yeah, I guess you for now.
Are you here?
The job here is done.
He's cheating.
Well, how do they have no basis?
If you might be helping out with me.
Get it.
I'm going to start fortifying the base.
They're hacking our shit. They're hacking our shit. No, they're hacking our shit. They're hacking our shit.
No!
I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!
We're going full of bad activities. We're going full of bad activities.
Oh, thank you, good job. Thank you, good job.
We've got to fortify that bomb, right?
We've got to fortify it.
They're off it, they're off it.
I'm still a bunch.
Where did you shoot from?
I'm sure building around the bomb I hear one of them is right here. Hold on. Wait a second. I'm out of bed. Just perfect
I'm building I'm building I'm building I'm shooting the bomb. Hey guys. I'm here. Oh
They're inside
They're inside our one
Okay
Well, I'm down. You're good. Yeah, this is the red. Are you charming from underneath the red car?
There not it
Must have moved
Every night we're sure they thought boys
They're going to fall on me
Oh
Oh Bob's almost secured Bob's almost again
Fuck you keep watch
Where they get really really good. We gotta get safe up
It's that warehouse to the northeast. They're always on the roof. Always.
They'll be there the whole game. They'll be there the whole game.
That roof in the middle of the big factory is sniper central.
Yeah it is. They're trying to build a fob out there.
To town white
Wait, where is he star who star?
Yeah, I think charge cocoa
I don't know yeah, we're going to our one. Yeah, I can't build this
There we go, there we go
The jump you love the jump you all talk me
this building stuff is tricky this building stuff is tricky boys I'll tell
you all right Bob is the kid Bob is the kid nobody can touch it now we're gonna
go I'm good work everybody you want to hit tower one we go let's go let's go take
tower one now the tower three secure yeah there's not actually walls around
the compound I could do that real quick as well I just give the top of the farm
Just one more pass over time
I see pretty here we go I see these
Open concept open concept situation
I got the full heels full heels. I got the full heels full heels. Nice nice nice. Yeah, I got full heels and defense.
Oh, fuck it. What are these guys doing? There we go. Alright. You guys are not going towards tower one. I don't know where you guys are going.
I'm I'm I'm I'm securing that the cop out of tower three will break. What was done?
You know something something this bad way right here fill up the sandbag
Thank you boss. Thank you
I'm actually all healed up. I'm gonna go I don't need to use
I won't go thank you much thank you much
I
I couldn't get off the ladder, and it just kicked me out of there.
Flame! Flame! Get up there!
Can you hear me?
I'm firms up there, firms up there.
Thanks for the match.
My, uh, yeah, I couldn't actually get to the top of the ladder, and it just threw me off.
To my death.
Oh, he's got to keep going boys. He's got to keep going.
He's got to keep going.
Just keep his cover.
Perfect.
And I'm dead.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
I think you can try to get the turret.
I think they're ready to farm.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
yeah that was actually we got any heels heels for a good boy use for a good boy
no real sorry
I think you watch you watch
I think you watch you watch
5, I don't think he's done it yet
tower 3 is almost secure boys, tower 3 is almost secure
nice
the other guys here are sniping in here like crazy though
they're on all sides just sniping in
These guys I swear to God
Get a job and some matches you actually oh my goodness
He's got the same spots the same in the same spot boys
We need some on talent three with a sniper ASAP
What's getting away hop on the roof of the sniper
Was he a guy on the roof with a sniper?
We need a guy on the roof with a sniper.
People around here are not a single Reds.
Loading, loading, loading.
Oh my god, guys, GUYS!
We need a guy on the roof with that sniper!
We have 50 gentlemen and no one's got a sniper!
We need a scoper, we need a scoper!
I still got the donkey sniper.
We need a scoper, we need a fucking scoper!
We need a scoper for an empty scoper!
To get the other scopers!
Think you're good, sir, think you're good, sir.
I'm gonna run you though, I'm gonna run you.
I'm gonna defint about me if you need to use that!
I
Just to take it slow as you take the city crowd was taking time with us
As you guys somehow we have the guys outside of town three there's type it in
No, that's literally impossible.
But I'm just fine.
Okay, okay.
Anybody got any heels?
You can watch.
You can watch.
There's a whole team in the warehouse just east of the house.
Yeah, I just go, hey, these guys are hiding like little rats.
They're all rats.
They're all just scumbag rats.
We need soldiers.
Maybe sitting in a medic just right outside the box.
We need soldiers.
Flames.
I
Am I am under fire the entire time I've been built this the entire time build middles I'm on fire
I don't know how I'm doing this
Mr. Blaze you want bandages?
Yes, please yes, please we're losing the hotline to fuck me
Should I go sniper?
I don't have a-
Wait, I- I have a-
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna get a-
Let me hear it, let me hear it!
You jump on the train?
Shit!
Got it!
You're right, you're right!
I want to put some barbed wire on top of this!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
We need a big hammer. We anti-air. There we have the attack on a copters. We anti-air ASAP.
There's only one left in there.
Oh my god!
Get a job!
Holy shit!
They built a fob to build sniper towers to snipe in our fob.
You cannot be serious. This is age. This is literal age.
Where's the floppy? Where's it?
It's the south, the south of Tower 3.
He's on top of a roof. You can see him.
He's got like one of those birds nests or like whatever's gone.
Oh my god, he's got a bird's nest.
I don't know what that is. I don't know what it's called.
A deer blind, deer blind.
What is your idea with that?
I don't know what he's going to do with the birds nest.
He's plotting something big.
the big. He's blotted something big with the bird's nest. That's all I don't need. It's
everywhere. It is everywhere. I'm down here. If I ever met one of these guys in real life,
I would kiss him. I'd kiss him. Oh my goodness. I'd kiss him, but I had poison on my lips.
I took him to Paris and I made them have a really good last night before they died from
the poison on my lips from when I kissed him. Then I would also die from the poison on my lips.
and make them fall in love with us and bury them for 30 years while we raise their case
and have a beautiful life on a farm with cows, chickens and honey-dooms
and then I'd be like, come on, I'm not even gay!
Oh, zoos!
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Got him!
Deviants! Deviants!
You devious dogs! Devious dogs!
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!
That's the perfect plan!
She ought to have been switched, the activate switch!
I've sucked you up for 30 years, I ain't gonna be dead, pussy!
Who's the dumb ass?
We would never see that coming they would never see it coming. Oh my goodness. It would never see that coming
It's the perfect bait. It's the perfect game. Oh
Oh, yeah, it's how every time you accept them off. It wasn't even with love. It was just for the job
And then I'll take his case cuz they'll love me more than is him cuz I spent more time with his kids
You would seal the planting seeds of deception inside the kids minds telling them that their father hates them the reality
It's not true, but the kids are gonna take and then you and then you take the house
The guy is still up there the guy is the guy is still up there. He's still up there
This this
Second bird's nest now they've said they've built a second first nest on that same building
Thank you mr. Raddish. Thank you
Where's the sniper?
Oh, there you go, there you go, sir.
They're on top of the base to the south.
There's a warehouse to the south, and they set up base.
I see it, I see it.
Oh, the south.
You must, you must, you must.
We're gonna put some, we're gonna put some
Hoosie-noosies up here so they can't jump on the train.
Landed on the roof.
That is a fucking fortress, bro.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god. These people. These people. Oh my god. This is a tough match for people who are sane.
We need to go right now. We need to go right now. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. It's over for me.
And it's over. And it's over.
That guy's been there for twenty-one hours.
Oh, it's over.
You'll see his joystick poking out beside his shorts.
I would take a peep I'll take a little peep
Guys if you want to fuck this base, I'm gonna go kill these motherfuckers
Holy shit
We didn't have to have to have to fuck them
We had to get a big hammer and somebody get a large hammer
He's the largest hammer, the largest hammer in all the kingdoms
Shit, blues uh, blues respawn thing is right out here in the open
I'll go kill these guys myself and then I'm gonna come back and build this fucking base
Holy crap, what is going on right here?
I mean, it was a rocket.
I mean, we got rocket.
We're fighting 500 people in the square house.
I'm running out of bullets.
God, gentlemen, everybody in there.
Nobody was actually in one person.
Guys, the blue's APC is here.
Does anybody have explosives?
I really built a door here.
Not really a door there.
I should have built that.
I'd say all of these people, scopers and helicopter drivers, scum of society, the scum of society,
the scum of society, you know who's in the helicopters and the people sniping, the people
that don't put their shopping cart back after they shop at Walmart, that's who's up there,
that's who's up there right now, the absolute scum bags of society, the scum bags of society,
Come back to society dirt bags
Yeah, mm-hmm that she's up there right now. They're not even worth they're not worth a fucking worm
Not even with the word not even worth the word absolutely got these people should be
stoned in the town square
To do it in time
I think next time we play this map, I'm just gonna be a sniper.
That's what I'm gonna ask of you, sniper.
There's three attackers.
There's three attackers.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
There's a bunch of blues in this building right here, I mean...
And I'm done
It's over
It's over
Tell him we're using our father. I don't think we're losing. I was just dying because of the snipers is three attack choppers just
Fun a fun fun game that I hate I hate attack choppers
They should make those things a hundred thousand dollars each. How much are they to buy?
$7,000 dollars seven
Seven that those be a hundred thousand minimum. I'm talking bear but that's on the very low end
Very very low and 250,000 would be more optimal
That is crazy seven thousand seven thousand dollars
That will do the people are gonna get sick of that eventually and that that'll that's gonna
I mean, just going to eat this game alive.
Leave it!
Who's a fucking-
You're not that fucking-
You're not that fucking-
You're not killing us, buddy!
Please!
We have to get out of here.
There is a sniper!
Dodge!
There is a sniper.
Who's Mr. Pig? Who's Mr. Pig?
I'm the patriarch of the pig family.
What about me?
What about me?
Little Jeremy pig.
Careful, there's a sniper that's got sight on me.
That's the bear house.
Oh shoot, I shot it with my fucking window thing.
Oh god.
I just, this factory is as fast as it blues.
Invested.
Yeah, I'm trying to get to them.
I'm trying to flank.
He's walking the front door.
There's a sniper.
I'll cross, like, like, a castle warehouse.
Oh, Dingo, oh, Dingo!
Hey!
What's he doing? I need help!
You need me!
You need me!
You need me!
I'm on the front door, they're all focused on me right now if you want to push from the side.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
You got me, Mr. Papo?
You got me, Papo?
You see that, boys?
You see that?
I'm aiming at it, boys, aiming at it.
Look at this, Fred.
We're gonna get these blues, boys.
We're gonna get these dirty blues.
I'm trying, I'm trying, but the whole, the whole place is in fence with Blue Zines died.
Get a gun, hurry up, Samus!
We're gonna kill this guy, we have boys!
Get a boys, get up!
I'm going in!
Holy crap, I saw him!
Get it!
I got you boys, I got you boys!
Which way? Poppin's gonna take care of ya!
Poppin's gonna take care of ya!
Get up boys, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
You gotta take this factory, you gotta take this factory!
These dirty blues!
This whole factory
I think we did
I know not that way house is a warehouse much closer. We just clean out. I'm gonna move to that one now
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, Blue has two drills in that, in their fob.
Which fob? Which fob? The south one?
Okay, we have to take that in the south.
Right here, this one right here.
Right in front.
Oh, no.
Ah!
He's pooping.
Yeah, they have two drills in that.
I see for the whole board's out.
We have to go in for them. We have this.
Okay.
Right there twirling.
They're smoking crap. There is no second floor here.
stand back boys
got three
one up top, one up top, second floor, second floor
to the west
now there is, now there is
didn't exist a couple minutes ago
fuck this guy, fuck this guy
good work, good work, good work
I have to fall I have to fall I have to fall.
Did you capture?
You're gonna capture?
No but I need help if I capture I'm gonna die I'm alone here.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming right now.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming right now.
I'm coming.
I'm coming right now.
Go this guy mate.
Go go go and help.
Go go need your help.
He's got me.
There's tables between you and me, Coco. I'm coming over.
Why are you looking back, man? Holy shit, that guy, I just got a total three, but they're all gonna get res.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh, god!
Run!
I'm coming, Coco! I'm coming for you!
Bring one man, bring one man.
I'm coming Coco. Move, move, move.
Go through that side. Don't come here. Don't come here.
I'm going to pack a quick magazine. I have an XTC4 by the way if you need one. I don't
I don't have a detonator though.
I'm gonna do this side, I'll let you on in.
Get ready, get ready.
Oh no, I'm surrounded, I'm surrounded.
Where are you?
Oh, I'm trying, I see, there's two, there's three blue,
there's three blue, two of my left, one in front of me.
I killed one of them, I killed one of them.
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
Oh
It tells me we have to take this
We don't turn away turn away turn away turn away to the family things
Guys
that guy in paradise in the map, baby!
In the land!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where you at, where you at, Coco?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I haven't been able to-
There's one more in the warehouse.
I'm gonna get a rez.
There's one more in the warehouse on my den.
I'm walking.
One more in the warehouse on me.
He's about to get the rezes.
Closing, there's one right on my marker.
I just marked him.
Got tail.
Got three.
Shit!
Three I know is paid one of us. Oh, I don't know. I think that's happy me
Locking
It's good
Don't go how close you
Push that push it
I'm inside
is this Kyle
mention the base mention the base
You're walking around
Are we pushing those drills?
Now I'm pushing it. I'm pushing a blue drill right now
I'm inside inside
Yeah, I'm good. I'm pushing drills. I'm looking for the way out, but I don't see it
How we get up backwards to drop it on boys right here as a healthy right on top
No
They got me why they look straight down through the window straight down to the window. I don't know how we get in there
There's no place to hide. Yes unlimited angles
We're safe we're safe
I got batteries on here.
I got batteries, I got two.
Yo, one jumped over the wall, 4191.
I'm gonna spread across the road down.
Don't give me your empty batteries, jackass.
Did you see that?
Here I come.
Bam, here.
Talk to you boys.
Don't you give me his empty battery, I want that trash.
Oh shit.
Talk to you boys, I'm here.
Back up, I'm back up.
We're taking the drill, I got two with three with me.
Take it, take it, take it.
Hey, there's a guy in the roof, guy in the roof, guy in the roof.
Oh, your grenade beat up?
Well, they're on the roof boys. We have to get up there
You can't take it blow that throw up if anything fuck. I don't have it wait. I please you for but I don't have a detonator
What the hell I put it on dead body roosted roosted roosted
This we have a detonator
We're taking the bomb we're taking the bomb we're capturing it
Over here
Yo, there's a guy in it. You have to smoke it. You have to smoke if you want to get me
They're in inside that building with a
Hi, um an armored vehicle. It's your boss. Give it a little shot. Bye. Oh god
You have to go. I'll go do away. I can't take it
My god
Gunner the cars driving off the car
Thank you
Yes
I don't know where the car
Okay, we're gonna see it double charge double charge take it take it take it take it
I'm gonna have a hammer
I
Hey peanut the new intro is absolute fire a million blessings to you
Are these people the other door?
How do I, how do I, what do I have to do? Do I have to break it?
You guys ready to break this thing?
Oh that didn't really help.
Oh wait, I need to get out of the chargers.
I'm going to turn it!
You watch, you watch.
I can run!
No way.
High five boys. I have to re-stock all my mags.
This is a bad guy!
He's got a delivery man!
I have to re-stock all my mags.
Oh
God guys coming over there from the Southwest
Yeah, yeah, I'm just scared of the place. I still need a little bit more time to play boys
Let's not use delivery driver right there. That was a bad man coming to kill us all
Hey, look that car
What what you the truth? What the hell is that?
Hey, they're landing on that landing on top of us
There's three that just mean to register body. I got to keep it as well
He said that
Okay, so I see
Yes, mr. Frost, please
See you wish you wish
My body to the east
Get boys. That's we're about to lose this. We're about to lose it. Bob. They're pushing in the percent of loose numbers
Yeah, job and job
Yeah, it's on it. They have the whole way house. They have the whole way house back. I couldn't secure it fast enough
Everyone's dead. I tried my best. I'm sorry. It worked out there soldiers
It's not about winning or losing, it's not giving it your all!
I mean, I know exactly how I'm getting so broke today.
Yeah, boys, we almost had that too. We almost had that. We were so close! We were so close!
Just like two more minutes, we would have that bad wish gift. Two more minutes!
That guy just tried to harm his artist, not to say a slur.
I mean, he gave it all his might!
He's got 100% of that guy's power.
Not to say it's his power.
Oh, that was close.
He had our greatest right there.
What the heck?
He's fucking Clankers.
Okay, it was your fault.
Oh, sorry, guys.
Guys, sorry.
Coach is a racist, my bad.
Sorry guys, I'm not ready for this!
Give it away guys, that was not me guys, sorry everybody, sorry guys, bye-bye, bye-bye, we'll have a good one.
He's not racist, he just prefers to be racist over us.
Think about it, think about it first with AC.
Oh, okay.
Everybody's constantly joking about the fact that you're racist.
You know what I mean?
You can kind of get away with it from time to time.
Okay, what the hell? Why is that guy looking that way?
That guy looking that way...
Yeah, that guy just said that we're in that way. Why is that guy look that way?
What guy you don't mind why can't he look the way he does everything guy just said no huge
See why does that guy look that way yeah, why does he look?
People are different
Okay, not everybody looks like you okay, and some people some people have no arms and legs and it looks like a dumb-ass peanut
What I came here for some good Christian family fun, this is ridiculous
What the hell is going on around here Jesus Christ
Okay, Jesus Mary, Joseph and Mary, what's the saying?
Jesus Joseph Mary!
I'll get there everywhere!
I'll be giving that to the driver now.
I'm fainting the way out right now.
I'm looking for guys.
The one with the bomb, the blue trail?
Yeah
Wait, who's in the hell?
I'm gonna come back flame is that you go uh, give it
Yeah, yeah, wait are you watching that that warehouse?
Oh
There's a lot of moves over here one second this way yeah, yeah, I've taken them taking them down. Thank you. I see you
Watch this drive.
Fucking.
Snip!
I tried!
I don't know where.
Take a dive.
Another one down.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
Take a dive.
I got much much much I killed my killer my killer I got it
They're everywhere holy god, so you kill one blue and like 50 come out like cockroaches
I think you can see that?
You killed one measly blue!
One measly blue!
Oh, shitty music!
50 guys over here!
Fuck these guys!
It's a good elevator.
Sounded to call shitty.
It's not a shitty song.
You know what I'm trying to say?
You just call fortune a shitty song.
No, it's a great song.
It's not a shitty song.
That's not a shitty song.
great songs not a shitty song that's how you know you're some Canadian bitch I tell you
you know how we use some Canadian words bitch push it I'm gonna listen to the fortune-telling
every day you know guys since this game came out no no no no no no no no no no no no no
you just got me killed you're like you deserve it Canadian who is this your fern is that what
I'm like hey guys who revived guys they're all over blazes body who revived they're
There's tons of them.
Right here.
There's three guys right here, but I think there's a ton of blues right here.
Three guys right here.
Oh, they got me.
We can find the guy.
They can.
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's not looking good. It is not looking good.
Hold on now. Hold on. Hold on.
I
Have a camper not a happy camper boys. I'm gonna deep them grab me grab me
Good try soldier good try
I'm killing myself, I'm killing myself, boys.
Y'all might be doing pretty good this game.
18 and 17?
Doesn't sound right.
Ha ha ha, don't, ha ha ha, that is obviously a glitch.
That is obviously a glitch in the system, it's a new game.
There could be glitches, there's glitches in every new game.
Okay, that is obviously a glitch or something.
Obviously a glitch.
Sorry, Pete, I let you down.
You didn't let me down, soldier.
The only way you can let me down is not giving it your all, soldier.
Now let's get out there and kill those three blues.
Are you flying?
I'm teleporting.
Hey, just...
I just got a first-time chat.
Be nice to the Habibi Dam.
Habibi Dam?
No, he said no.
First-time chat, be nice to Habibi Dam.
Yo, do you see Morgan?
He is very nice, you know.
I'm his lover.
I'm his lover.
You see, you see, you can wrap all the way east and you can blow up their fucking respawn thing.
You guys are pulling it, they're pulling it to the factory.
Well, you don't.
Okay, you see, now you see, you see.
It's all the way out there.
Thank you, man.
No, no, no. I felt like fucking sticky on that.
You go down, you go down.
I think whoever's looking at the space is ass.
There's no way out.
I don't see it anymore.
Make sure they solve it.
Someone hadn't talked much last night for dinner.
Yeah, maybe they moved it.
Should we, guys, be going up that circle?
Come ahead up that circle.
What are we going to do?
Me and one of our green team has allied with another Red Sniper to take out Blue.
Ah, fantastic! Fantastic!
That's great to hear about.
We're doing serious work here.
I think we need to take some guys and go to the circle.
You can beat me, Joe.
Oh.
Thank God.
Thank God Stevie Wonder's on the red team.
Thank you, Lord!
Thank you!
And you're dead.
That's it.
That wasn't close.
When that wasn't close, it was that.
Could have been bad.
That could have been bad.
Eagle legends.
Nobody's playing based off sense of smell.
That might be the tech.
They can get you.
They can get you.
Mr. Duck, you're very kind.
I just got the ATC for blue
Out of the woods, south
Oh my god
Oh yeah, it's not, it's not
I got the spawner
You tried your best, oh it doesn't matter
You gave boz, you tried very hard
That's what better boz
You booked the right one? It's still up
I guess I didn't
Oh fuck
I don't have the detonator on me though, unfortunately
Oh, I'm dead. I can get you. Maybe I have D-Fibs on me.
I'm meeting squadron about five guys ahead of the circle.
No, I only killed myself. Fuck.
Yes. Finally.
Follow me, game. Follow me.
Never mind. He's creating. I think where I was coming from, by the way.
All right, boys. Gather up. Listen up, boys.
We gotta take that tower. We gotta take that circle. You understand, children?
Oh, let's get out there and get those dirty rants. Everything we got, boys. Let's run!
Charge!
Oh, this is a post-game, boys. This is a post-game.
We're hanging in there. We're hanging in there.
We got bombs? We got bombs? We got bombs. Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Get in there, get in there, boys.
We need another bomb, we need another bomb!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go!
Team killer shit!
How you gonna do that?
I don't know what we're doing that.
Oh
The numbers to do it on the boys we gotta get there quick
What was that about, 3G?
I should be fighting a guy up first.
We gotta get a guy up first. We can't do this alone. We gotta get all these guys up.
No one's watching us, I got you, I got you.
We literally have to revive it.
We're gonna cross out!
You have to be succeded, don't worry. I'll be good to kill you.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Yeah, multiple under me in the warehouse.
That was incredible.
I'm just telling you what, that blue is piss-free.
of the
one of one of my side of the
This guy underneath is...
He's gonna immediately go and kill them.
He's gonna kill them.
Not that.
We're taking him.
Get him boys! Give him steel!
Give him steel boys!
J. Roy 1995 cent.
Peter, I'm sitting around the fire drinking beer.
What's your name?
History.
I think Labour's last name.
There it is!
Fuck him!
Oh!
Ah!
Fuck him!
They don't know nothing!
They don't know nothing!
Bunch of bitches!
Probably named like Billy and Cheryl!
Fuckin' hate Billy and Cheryl!
Oh, he's screwing up!
Oh, turn that damn projector up!
It's too bright!
It's too late at night!
I mean, you want-
I mean, I say fuck Billy and Cheryl!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Fuck Billy and Cheryl!
Get in here!
Get in here!
Get in with me!
Get up, boys!
Get up boys up.
You guys take this tower, we got this tower.
Good job, good job.
Get up boys up, get up boys up.
Get to where's the foster, get to where he.
Alright boys, where's the fob, where's the fob?
It's the attack, tight end.
We got it, we got it.
Oh, we won?
God work boys!
Free team forever baby.
Boys, we just took this whole tower.
We just took this whole tower up in this bridge.
You see that? That's an operation right there, boys. That's a mission!
My boys just hold it down. I'm gonna build a couple things.
Hey, ladies, oh, that's crap. What the hell?
Did you see me on the hammer? I was on the hammer.
There are blues all over the warehouse to, uh, the east of our farm. Like, here.
Crawling in there.
You still need a hammer.
That should be the hammer, yeah.
Yeah, we can take it out.
Thank you, watch, thank you.
I mean, bro, we take that shit out, it's you here.
I mean, of course you can set it out loud.
Hey, hold it down, boys, I'm gonna build up.
I'm gonna build up.
Down to the right along the wall.
I'm gonna go look at the backside.
Hey, guys, there's a sniper.
There's a sniper.
Yeah, thanks.
Maybe I appreciate that. Moving in.
Do we have any IEDs of C4 to blow up this APC?
Careful there's a sniper.
Yeah, this is gonna take a while. Oh my goodness.
This is gonna take a while. Oh my goodness, Chris. Oh my goodness. Oh my...
Is there any batch we can do this?
Oh, my body!
What's going? What's he got there?
Not there, okay, I don't know
Don't pay something
Little better a parent if the actions. Oh, I don't come up repair us. I'll eat the easy action when you repair it is here
Oh, she likes you
No, I don't think he's out here. I got blown out
There sucks it away. It's been six hours I think we're gonna
I'm taking back our fob
Good for him. Good for him. You see that he's got that spirit in his heart
Yeah, we're losing and we just captured tower one completely we got to see the lock down
Wait, I mean guys we can't tell what completely that we have a completely locked down
have your base
The bill for you to do a hack
Jimmy put your bar way up here
Little bit of bar Wyatt we potentially hacked out. Oh shit
Yeah, well hold on we gonna blow that thing up first. Do we got any C4?
Is that an AA up there? I see the guy, yeah, yeah, are you at that tower?
I'm gonna try one, yeah
Please was anybody have it easy for at all
Just think it
Hey, we like to sit right there
Is it true that saying but to an American it's like an insult by the insult
Oh my goodness, you have the final couple of mods, aren't I?
Maybe say alright.
Yeah, if I twist the edge, that's what it is.
You're just gonna leave us!
And that's it!
It doesn't have to be a reflection.
Reflection in the tone.
If I say like, yeah, you know how you listen to that.
Yeah, that's not good.
Hey buddy.
That's great.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I got too much!
Hey, fuck you buddy.
You said buddy, we got some ATR on the roof. I don't have a big enough hammer to make chopper
You'll get it. You'll get it. Yeah, it's no never I say in a shit. Yeah
Hey like this you son of a bitch
I'm on tower
I thought that was pretty efficient, but I didn't get a set of...
It's not so good for a sniper.
There's holes.
You know saying, uh, champ from Australian? Is that an insult?
Is it?
Die.
Yeah.
Die!
Literally right behind Australian.
Die!
I
Build a sandbag right here to block this decipher okay, then we're gonna see that the hell I got there
Get a job
Get a job
A DAH!
HOLY SHIT!
Are you seeing that? Are you seeing that?
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, I get an idea.
Listen up, bud. You're a great champ.
It's Monday. It's Monday.
But we need to mount with down one.
We got a cock lord flying to the sky with guns attached to the ship.
Anybody got to think that?
The cock lord?
The cock lord. The cock lord. Do we have any other things to add here?
No, I don't think so.
Really?
No, I don't think so.
Really?
I don't think so, no.
I'm not moving.
I'm not moving.
I'm sitting in.
I'm just running in the hot zone and ending this fucking game.
You guys are playing like pussies.
He's cocky words and insult.
I don't think so.
He's cocky words and insult.
I think cuckoo is an endearing thing that you said
Absolutely, absolutely
Oh guys, we're pulling the circle, we're pulling the circle
Nice, nice, nice
MADIC!
Hey, you got any second compliments?
Yeah!
What's the give-o-shoot, give-o-shoot?
Maybe you want me to move it now?
Hey, what are you doing?
We're back!
Give-o-shoot, give-o-shoot
I took your d-pad
Alright, squirts, let's do this
Oh. I am...
Oh my god, circa...
Take that, snipers! I like that!
So, because I got you in the making, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, we got a box of bad luck over here, for sure.
We appreciate you.
He died, box of bad luck!
Which direction?
Which direction?
There we go, boys.
There we go.
That looks like shit.
Ah!
Ah!
That looks like shit.
He takes the job, then.
We see.
I'd love my DJ back.
I'm fine.
This is the worst place for a shantard.
I'm pretty sure I will.
It's worth it, soldiers! It's worth it!
It's worth it!
Go for it.
Yeah, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
If they don't pay in back, I'll have 250,000 dollars minimum by the end of this week.
Yeah, yeah.
Quarter million, man.
Man, man, man.
Do you know how that got passivated?
I don't know how that got passivated.
I don't know how that got passivated.
Shit.
just some some of the pilots are just so good yeah they get really good yeah
yeah they buy the joystick and all that it's like it's still but I get it but
there has to be a counter to it other than like spending 10 minutes getting
your support to get it.
I thought it was two.
Wait, he got a lot of energy.
We're coming for the back flash!
We're coming for the back flash!
That added me to the other guy.
Yeah!
I love the burn.
Can I give one of you guys ammo?
Sack ammo?
Do you want to have a shot at that thing?
Yeah!
Guys, don't move it away. Blue's taking it.
I hope I win by the way there was we got another one of these on the roof while
that guy's going back to get a game off. I think the move, boy, get the move.
Oh, hold on now. I think I just used my parachute. Fantastic, fantastic.
Does he have a big hammer that we can build this with?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
We got big hammering big a big hammer
I'm a sure kid with it
But we're fun we are fun
You know what little support am I now you should in
Oh my god guys all the base building we did here and all the other in did not even give us one level as well
Perfect perfect. What a sweet treat what a sweet life
Thank you sir. Thank you. All right, I'm
I'm a hoarded!
Guys, we gotta get to you once and once.
Yeah, I'm going, yeah, yeah.
I hope this guy has the worst things happen to him.
I hope the worst things happen to this man in his life.
I hope, and every moment when something could go wrong,
it does.
I put that energy on him.
I put that energy out into the universe.
If you believe in manifestation,
I'm manifesting horrible, horrible, disgusting things after this man.
I mean, just day after day, when he thinks he's at his lowest point, he goes lower.
When he thinks he's hit rock bottom, he's just begun.
As low as you, as low as you possibly go, this man.
Forever!
I'm putting that energy out of the universe!
Fuck this guy!
You see that?
That's a whole lot of bad energy.
10,000 curses.
No.
To-
No.
20,000 curses for him! 20,000!
20,000 curses!
That's gonna take a long time to do.
Meriam! Meriam!
Get the fallen love!
A dog!
Build a family! Buy a house!
Live with them for 20 years!
And then at the very end, coconut!
You pull your trick on it!
You tell him you weren't even gay!
I'll suck him off, Tay. Just for you.
You're a good man, coconut. You're a good man.
You are a good man!
Take him out.
You're gonna make me grumb sense, sir.
Knuck, can you wish my fiance, Madison, a happy birthday, and do a long-slam?
Happy birthday, Madison!
Oh, it's moving!
Magic, let's give it ease!
Magic, let's give it ease.
Oh, wait, is this an anti-air?
Oh, we were safe! We're safe!
We're safe! We're safe! We're safe!
Oh my god. To the installapies?
Kill me! Kill me!
They're on a roof at T1. On a roof at T1.
What?
And it begins. And so it begins.
And so it begins. The down. The downfall. And so it begins.
Guys, now they're murdering us!
I'm going to pop off, that is faster.
Thank you, Jared, thank you.
Oh, the Kogget, oh, the Kogget.
The Kogget is on the tower right now, that's not good.
Yeah, let's drop it off to the backside.
Who's dragging it?
Who's dragging it?
Is Blue dragging it?
Yeah, Blue's dragging it.
Get over here, get over here, get over here.
There's a guy on the SUV gunner again.
Yeah, backside of Blue.
I
See don't kill yourself
Right guys, you know what out there has crow's feet. I'm coming moon rocks
One of those rings that tells you your mood a mood ray
I want you to watch I want you to clutch your gross feet
I don't want you to punch your moon watch and your moon ring
I want you to wish, order upon that man
wish, put it out of the universe, manifest
Bro the hot sauce is gone, we gotta rate that tower
I know
Guys, guys, guys
Oh that's why it's moving so fast
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Oh you're looking at us
Oh
What's your name real quick?
His name is Wolf.
No, what is your name?
My name is Blaze.
Blaze like a large fire.
You have 26 deaths.
How would you get 26 bitches?
How would you get 26 bitches, cuntie?
Huh?
How would you get 26 bitches?
He's a shit. He's a crap. You hear this guy taking a peanut while he's down. You know what,
Gloksy? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? I'm gonna piss in your
butthole. Yeah, you like that, huh? I like that. Oh, please, no. Oh, that's right. Now,
you're gonna get it. Now, you're gonna get it. Okay. So, first time it hurts, I was gonna
pissing an asshole guys you should have just seen an image of my screen there at
the end three attack choppers and mortars falling from the sky from two
seven border locations three attack choppers and two different people
mortaring us it was hell on earth it was hell on earth
what about a fucking lose what about a fucking look oh my god we cannot lose
Oh
Oh, yeah
I don't have any friends, I just want to let you know I love every single one of y'all.
Guys we're about to lose.
to lose like we did a lot of how you die I'm coming guys here we could do we
could go to buy private server and press the infantry only button guys we have
to win why are we losing
I'm just talking about it.
It's there.
It's there.
It's an energy only.
It's an helicopter.
It's just an option.
Just an option.
Just keep that in mind.
Okay, we still use
helicopters.
I don't know. I've never done it.
I'm assuming it is.
We got a lot of luck.
We got to win.
Slendicees! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! B-A-N-A-S! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Thank you!
No problem!
Lock it in, boys! Lock it in!
Hmm. Did it run five miles to base?
No, I'm sure they have some system in place for you to not run five miles to the base.
Guys, lock it! I'm not losing these pussy blues.
I'm not losing to these Vince Fade pussy blues.
bitch made one?
come on guys!
bitch made one?
it's four?
got the blue farm?
get him!
oh that's a good one
I'm here to kill blues and to bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum boys
boys. And hold on.
You're close.
You're telling me to lock it?
Lock it?
Hey, P, how much money you got in the bank?
100-City-doubts.
We're getting pounded, we're getting pounded, we're pinned down, we have to take it though,
just stay alive.
Stay alive, stay alive.
You know what, I got you, we'll make you brother, stay still, I got you, I got you.
The half double ATC here, where's that?
Is it really packing?
It's really packing.
It's really packing.
It's just here.
There's a base.
Thought I'd blow it.
A little bit of healing.
Let's get our boys up, let's get our boys up.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Just kill him.
He's in base.
Little bit of healing.
Let's get our boys up, let's get our boys up.
How do you go?
Just keep our boys alive.
What the fuck?
I'm crying.
I'm crying.
I'm crying.
I'm crying.
I'm crying.
Just keep our boys alive.
I'm not going to be around the stairs.
I got too much to fight, I got too much.
I got too much.
Get up children, get up.
I got you I got you mr. Doctor to a puppy to take care of
Roll the statewide open blow it blow it blow it
Guys I should five in here, please
I'm just sitting in the hot zone.
Sit in the hot zone.
Push up. Push up. Push up.
Guys, we need G4 on the table.
We need G4.
Please! Please get the hot zone.
I'm just sitting here. I'm just sitting here in the hot zone.
Don't you worry.
Poppies got to get you.
Poppies got you. Poppies got you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, don't leave. Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
the gun.
go go go.
You got this.
You got this.
We're good now.
We have to use it now.
We have to use it.
Do not use that fucking respawn now.
Do you have a C4?
I have a C4.
This is what we'll do.
We'll go on the south side of that base where we just got something like that guy.
We'll just sneak in, throw it right out of the bottom, and we'll get out of there.
Yeah.
out and we go right to the zone yeah yeah yeah yeah we take out the APC we wait
I
They're taking blue what they're taking it no way what
man you're already a dancer it's a new server oh no sign I'm in no sign sorry
no sign no sign no sign I'm in I'm in I'm dead I'm dead fuck you're serious
already please yeah I try to do it on that side but go the other side
I got you. I got you. I got you. You have C4, right? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, it's on. No, wait.
We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Why is it pulling back
I
Say lucky bastards
This giant tiger is still just sitting here do what nothing
God be smoking that guy has to be taking toks off the doinker
Absolutely, what a hundred percent he is he is taking toks off the devil that is doing care. No doubt my mind
No doubt my mind at the blue
Dude, there's a car camping on fucking APC with an LMG. Oh my god.
Yes, yes, we just died. They're about to blow up our APC.
And our PC blown up. No shot, dude.
Those dirty rants. Those dirty rants.
Oh my god.
Those dirty rants.
I got the gunner, I got the gunner, I got the gunner on the car.
Grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me, grab me!
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm not complaining!
Thank you sir! Thank you sir!
I'm leaving this zone right now!
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
You got fucking slain!
We got this! We got this! Hold the line!
Guys, I'm dead! I'm dead!
Drag man! Red's griefing!
We got this! We got this!
We got to move! We got to move!
The Reds don't fuck themselves!
They're not even in a position to wave them.
I don't know what is griefing.
quit the game you have 47 points it's still live I think it's alive yeah yeah
ATB survived please nice thank you you can move now
we gotta get into their enemy we gotta get into that building how do we say
100% we're on the roof. Look at where are you?
This is getting the north side.
I want to stop blessed.
Shoot to the one I forget about.
I'm dead. Oh my god.
Where'd you die? Where'd you die?
What is coconut?
What are you doing on that side?
I'm breaking. I'm breaking.
I'm trying to get all these doors open.
We have to go to the other side
and destroy the ABC.
Who are smoking crack out your ass team?
out of your ass team!
I see more headbringers on both sides
we don't have to funnel in my class!
No, we're not funneling in without the appointees
to destroy the APC!
Yes, and if I close all doors
then we can breach all headbringers on both sides!
Get into your ass and follow me!
Alright, get into your ass and follow me pal!
Sit in zone!
The zone's moving, the zone's moving!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
There's five guys out back. Five blues. Five guys. Five guys. I killed four of them, so
there's only one left, but the last one got me. Reds on the other side.
I mean, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Red called it. Okay, that's fine.
This box is not good for that. I call four. Yeah, Red called it to the tower. That's good
for us, though.
Delicious
For long there's no way how do they even have that we're gonna lose we're gonna lose as we have to provide
Why did red call it?
Red oh, whoa, yeah, hold it. Yeah, and it's gonna get literally feeding the red called it
It's feeding blew the wind right now. Yeah, we gotta get that spot in shepherds
You idiot
How is blue have it
It pulled towards there. I don't know it might be over boys. It might be over
It's possible. No, it's possible that once it gets to that base red overtakes blue
I hope red has a couple guys. If red has a couple guys they might pick it.
No, red's too busy. Red's too busy. Red is still in a car camping our fucking APC.
I see it on the map.
No, no, red can technically have a lot of guys there. Red can technically have a lot of guys who could flip it from blue to red.
Hopefully the red team isn't a bunch of fucking morons.
Oh, dude, I see it. Look at the APC on the map. Look at the car. It's still sitting at it.
No way, dude.
They still don't have it?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, these dumbass rats!
Are we serious?
Are we serious?
We got two...
It's like the picture of the three dragons.
Where the blue and the green team are the regular dragons,
And then the dragon on the right syringe he was fucking damn it
retarded
He said in a sense in a sense
a better word for that situation
But you know the dragon game is able to resist
You know what I'm talking about
I know the dragon fever everyone looks fierce the guys that's in there with the tongue out
Yeah, it's the two dragons on the left and then the one
Yeah, that was the red team. Oh, he would drive around this car mess with his ABC
Well our entire team gets fucking game. Oh my goodness
Literally just brief I'll get off of it brief. Oh, what do we mean?
He just left. What doesn't that man? He's gone. What?
Yep, there's no he ain't no switching server. I think I know you should call him. Oh, definitely. I'll call him right now
I'm a percent
Hold on now. All right. Yeah, let's do servers hold on now
Are we switching service for sure, I don't know so we
It's up to you guys
Yeah
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, of course, uh, well listen coachy we were wondering um
What the fuck is going on green team needs you and you're abandoning us in our most vital hour
monitor you listen here buddy you listen here okay you listen here you
listen close pal these dirty blues and these dirty reds let me tell you nothing
makes me matter nothing makes me more angry we need you on the green team
brother to take them down take them down a pig they think they're kings of the
world right now we just saw who the real winner is who the real king of the
world is it's like read team are you with me brother
can I pee and shower and stuff you can pee you can't shower
no you y'all you can pee you can't shower sorry showering is forbidden you've
I lost the shower, but what is it just now I just revoked him it was a vote I put it I put it at the council and the council voted to revoke him sorry you can only pee
I'm pee and shower I smell
what are you
you ain't a real gamer
you ain't a real gamer
you ain't a real gamer
okay
server
or a sim server
I'm not green. Let's do same service. Yeah. Yeah, I'm joining alpha. I'm with orc. Oh
That's not me wait are we doing the same team? Yeah
Let me be a smoking no salary
I cannot believe he's taking a shower that ain't a real game right there boys
I just started you on Bravo one. I'm not a real game right there boys. That's not a real gamer. That's not a real gamer
You should have been back next game.
You should probably, Pete, I think you should call him back to confirm.
I think I should. Call him back to make sure he's coming back next game.
Yeah, yeah, you should just confirm what he said.
I need to double check. Make sure that's exactly what he said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoo got in the team got in the team. Thank goodness. I'm on Bravo one. My name is onion
Squad, but I'm fun. Oh, he's coming back. He's he's a
I can't get the green team unfortunately
Like for real for real well, no, this is too much a guy's clean green
And I know this because the service not full and blue and red are both open. Oh
Oh, but you still have a chance.
I still have a chance.
I still have a chance.
All right.
I'm not buying my kit until you're in.
Well, I spent a little bit grand.
Oops.
Oh, that'll happen.
And lappin'.
And lappin', boss.
Any moment now.
Any moment.
I would love to be hopping in Bravo any number to be honest I could do Bravo one I could do Bravo 10 Bravo 100
But first thing I got the team first thing I get on the team unfortunately, that's a good idea
I don't even know why there is a one next to Bravo because there's never two Bravo teams, I mean
So it doesn't really make a lot of sense.
Any moment now, any moment.
Any moment now.
These jackasses keep taking my spot.
Did you change your name?
What does that have to do with anything?
It's just a question.
Are we taking that off?
I haven't been on the phone.
I don't know if that's doing anything. We got it on.
Oh, the Bungulator joined.
Probably won.
That's the jackass that just took my green spot.
That's the guy that just took my green spot.
Didn't we ban him?
He's impersonating. He's an impersonator.
That's illegal.
Yeah, lawyers get the lawyers to drop the papers.
Get the lawyers out.
A season descends for that quote-unquote the Bungulator.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
Hey, the moment now. Hey, the moment now.
I'm hammered so I buy this game. That's the best time to buy it.
That's the best time to- honestly, I don't even have to sue you.
Are we being super duper serious?
serious are we being so fucking
you got kicked for being I got kicked for being an active
are we switching servers no no just inviting you to the game
I got you
I fucking I fucking hate these guys oh my goodness these guys
they're taking up they're going for the greed the
He copied my name and he stole my father cream team fuck that guy
You can see these guys these guys. I'll tell you what I'll tell you these guys in here
Would I get my peanuts on them?
You see me tonight I
Did I did did you get it? I am coming in I'm coming in. Oh, I'm in
All right
any moment now I will be classic with the greatest warriors okay and green team
oh hold on oh and someone just took the last spot on can you see who it is keep
I used to have this fun who just got there not sure it possibly possibly
Aaron Yeager, you're not gonna like that
It's not the name you were hoping
No, I like that guy. I was not the name. I was over in court. Oh
I
Would love to play the game that would be great guys. I think we might have to I believe I have to say this. I
Haven't bought my shit yet
The beauty man 34 guys
By any of you guys a kid I got six hundred eighty three thousand dollars
I can I can repay I can read by kids, you know, you see how much it costs right now for the middle finger emote
How much is it only a million twelve point five million?
What?
Nothing for an emote well
Well, it's based off of gold prices in the game and when people want gold really really bad the gold price goes way up
And currently it's a lot. It's like 2.5 million
Gold boy, so it'll shift it'll ship it'll ship it'll ship. I think guys. I believe unfortunately sorry guys, okay
Let me all right, let me take the price of the gold. Let me see which change. I don't know if it's like a day-by-day thing
You we know I think it did change and we're down a little bit
No, I would know it might be a day by day thing. I might be wrong. I mean day by day thing
This is 2 million three hundred three thousand
per gold bar
Is is it right now? It's five gold bars for the middle finger Evo
Not a few savvy fries. That's that's very reasonable. Maybe I love the game. I love the game. I'm see you guys. It was
Did you already leave the server? Yes, we left the server
I invited gimmick I invited coconut and I invited Habibi Habibi I don't know if
the BBC at all. We might have to leave this game. Yeah we gotta leave this game.
I'm here I'm here. Oh no we're good we're good. Oh thank goodness. I'm just running the war dogs again.
War pigs. War pigs but it's dull. It's blind. I feel like it's worth just
expensive. I just want to put the lower limit as 2.5 million. That's gotta be crazy.
Oh, Mr. Patty daddy, but what we like is way good
That one is pretty much looking at it
And Mr. Bruce Teddy, and Mr. Only Killin' the fucker
you
you
you
you
you
I
Came back to do guys doing the absolute sit-up my emote and say hello even so I think we invaded the stream snipers
I think you know I think we got it. I think we got it with it. I think we got it with it
Oh, we got the FB five boys we got the FB five
As I'm actually killing it. I just got the fb5. I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna cook
This is gonna be different. This is gonna be different. I feel a wave coming on. I feel a wave
So a great power is bestowed. Yes a great power is bestowed within us on here on the green team on this fine day boys
today
Today is our day
No one else's
Whoa, I'm getting pumped
It's time we get serious. It's time we get serious.
Cheers boys, cheers!
By the way, I haven't been drinking for seven hours on purpose, so I wouldn't get a headache, and now I'm about to fucking pound them.
Are you a mouse, Peanut?
Uh, I might be a mouse, I don't know.
You just joined Foxtrot?
Yeah, I just ordered food before I keep drinking, and then I'm gonna go deep.
If I do it now, it's just gonna...
You got much more cheers boys!
Cheers boys into a
Clock clock of dirt me do me do. Oh, yeah, it's the move. It's fucking fan Friday. What are the top seven best days of the week to dream gentlemen?
Oh
Guys, I would like my seven-hour chip. I went seven hours from drinking. I would like my seven-hour chip, please
Think they make those
I
Went three days
Last week without it and just it's always nice when you go three days and you don't really you don't notice anything
And you're like oh perfect
Still good. Yeah, no shakes no cold sweat
You're like ah
Thank goodness. There's always a chance one day
I'm gonna take a few days off and then I'm gonna start shaking. I'm gonna be like, oh shit
What do you just take you just don't drink and then you're screwed yeah, man
Yeah, man people guys people die from a draw. It's crazy. My good
It's like one of the only things that you can die from the withdrawal is alcohol. It's crazy. Oh, it's not
Everything good in this world is bad for you
You know what I had these things called a cyballs they were pretty good and those are good
Oh
Mr.. Zest over here
Sir sir
I'm being so I can watch tiktok's whatever. I'm a big enough peanut to admit it
I'm a big enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I enjoy a sidewalls
Tell it and it along with a lot to healthy ingredients ship your ass to the California
Okay, I'm plenty
I hate telling you there's a lot of sugar in assae bowls.
No there's not.
You're lying.
You're lying buddy.
Sorry.
Don't believe you.
Oh, sorry.
Don't believe you.
Sorry.
Let me get you squad.
Yeah.
I am in.
We know that.
Wait.
What are you doing?
We don't wait are you we what are you guys?
I'm uh, I'm lying
There's about 17,000 players on my mark
Let's go out of you guys and what's coming with squad name
Fox job Fox job
It's locked it's locked
Fox also, oh, yeah, two lines. You're too light. It's finished for I'm gonna. I'm finished. I'm spinach
It's a cool name. That's a cool name. That's a nice name.
Oh, how come there's always a cute little Bistani creature or something?
Dude, I'm here.
It's happening.
Sitting down would be as much work as cleaning people who stand
when they pee and don't clean their toilets.
A lot of assists, yeah.
You sit down in the toilet because there's another dude
pissing between your legs as well.
I sit down in the toilet because I want stink dog teeth.
All right?
I do it for the stink dogs.
I do it for the stink dogs.
I think we got guys trying to take a picture over there.
It's a big problem.
Big problem, right here.
A big problem?
A big problem.
A big problem?
Looks like all the boys are holding the hot stones.
I'm taking you right to it.
all right i'm coming in hot boys make room lock it in boys lock it in dude
tap this tower tower three over here is infested and to the right of it tons of
them to the right. Oh, this is snappy. Oh, this is snappy, snappy, snappy, snappy.
That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. And I'm gonna die. Hey, nobody. Mr. Fern, are
You cook that? Are you firm?
I'm lying.
You're lying?
I'm lying.
I'm spitting.
I'm spitting.
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
You're pushing us further.
Is that Mr. Peanut himself?
No, it's spitting. It's-it's-it's Comrade Spitting.
Don't mind me.
Comrade Spitting.
Because I don't even know why we have an animus mode on.
What's the point?
What's the fucking point?
What's the fucking point?
It's a hider sprain, honestly.
Now, honestly, I've turned this shit off.
I'm not gonna think of who's lying on spinnages.
I'm lying.
It doesn't even matter.
Everybody knows.
Everybody knows it.
They fight us anyways.
Oh, there's an interface.
There's a gameplay.
Gameplay.
Oh, god!
Stick it!
We see the tower boys.
We see the zone.
We can take the tower.
I got C4.
What?
I got C4, man.
Let's go do it!
Yeah, let's go.
Come on, team!
Oh!
We're shooting the right link!
Got a crow over here.
Oh, no, no, no.
What's that over here?
Oh, I'm dead.
Moving right up, we're right?
Right, right, right.
Is that right there in that window?
I'm pushing back.
You need to find us in the crowbar though.
That guy's head shot in there.
Right there in that window.
by special little guy
Church as well
But I couldn't get up
I see where she's at me functionless until we have a 30 round voice this
FB five is gonna blow poop until we got ourselves a nice tasty 30 round back
You are not a good pilot literally a week ago
bit of a cop but I'm not gonna get it get it you couldn't figure out how to turn
left and we all died because of that I was literally only a week ago a lot to
change in a week pink rock to change it a week watch this they call me the Asian
That's not us shooting back there.
Oh my gosh, you're gonna kill us all!
What do you want to get trucked off?
You got me? I don't know.
What? What?
What is happening?
Something's wrong with this one.
Oh, it hit these guys.
You could go back to that tower and take it.
Nothing's fucking wrong with this server.
I have hit the...
I have probably no joke.
Probably hit 40 hits.
in that one too
No, no you didn't I think I thought I hit that guy
I'm to fuck you P that
I think I read jobs, sir
Well, I thought you read it, which one of our I think yeah, Jimmy. This is yeah, I've got it
I'll pick you up.
I'll pick you ready to jump in.
Three, two, one, jump in!
I'm on it!
Fudge!
I'm...
going in!
Get him!
Lock him.
Get to the point where we...
excellent landing.
We can use that helicopter later.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Where are we okay? They've got a lot of you see we read sit down there. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about boys fucking reds
Dirty reds
There's like six of those bastards
I
Can't wait to midnight
How did you midnight? So is the full moon out flying? It's an alpha wolf come out
Oh, yeah, it's no longer 9-11 then we can make it 10 of 9-11 jokes
You're a fool.
Hold on those jokes boys.
Not me not yet.
Hold on those jokes.
Where'd they go?
They're invisible on my minimap.
Oh, no, what's that?
Don't touch her dad.
I guess I should have pushed up.
Lock him.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
Leave it.
They have the, uh, oh, they have a fob here, boys.
I can see them dead inside.
I'm dead, I don't breathe.
They're in the church, not the church, man.
I'm dead, I don't breathe.
Can you tell me where I'm going?
I can see you, I can see you.
Oh, she was right on top of you.
And a chopper.
And a chopper.
And a chopper.
And a chopper.
Well, I'm gonna kill myself.
I killed myself.
So mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That was a wise decision. That was a wise decision quick reset act. They had never happened no big deal
What's up in that did not go super
Explicitously, but not super
100% 100% that's a given though. That's already assumed. I know I guess let's go to that chain
should we hit the church again or no hmm maybe we go hogsons or we go our
fall but all of our guys look that are from actually only shit yeah there's a
chain on YouTube streaming your great gameplay pretending to be you
Let's go, let's go!
Let's just go and bury it off the ground.
It's the pilot that you live.
See his name happen to be the Burt peanut 24-7.
Oh, I've been after that man for a long time.
A long time.
Ooh, him and I are odds-nemesis.
odds-nemesis.
When I see that man, ooh, he will have some coming.
Stop coming! He's hurt for his friend!
He is hurting for his friend!
I'm gonna hit the driver, bro!
I'm gonna run!
I'm gonna shut up! I'm gonna turn on the sun!
Many...
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'll kill you all.
This British rap?
Wait, what is this?
I'll close the door, if you speak Jaby, you may not tell me what you're trying to tell me.
I'll tell you what I'm saying, you're not telling me what you're trying to tell me.
I'll tell you what I'm saying, you're not telling me what you're trying to tell me.
I'm down.
Okay, hot zone?
Hot zone it is.
Hot zone it is.
Honestly, fuck that talent
We'll hit that tower later on with their more built up
It would take the farm and all their work and all the time would be ours
Hey, I
Mr. Gimmick, where you at?
I heard that they tried to get the son in the game of the song and they
Oh, I'm here whoo pricey they wanted a big bag for that
You know that miss you go there you know that
No, you know they have big shapes you have mixed things for the game. We can put them here how I got there
Yeah, I got word that they they tried to get fortunate sign
But they would just ask for a whole bunch of money probably 10 mil probably yeah probably like a ton
Oh, but you imagine though imagine if you had fortunate stuff. Oh, they'll be amazing
Probably this is probably gonna now fuck
Didn't do like 1.3 million in sales. That's fucking insane. I
Think I'll stay first day
Wait, can you not just take fortune son obviously now I wouldn't do this with other shots
You know there's artists and they deserve to be seen in 11, but you know like the really old ones like fortunate son
This isn't fortunate son like 50 years old
I see like 80 to 100. I think yeah
What if you just take that back to what you just like six you maybe can you not just get like
You just put it to like chat to me D and say, you know make this a little different and then and then you got it
I think that if you specifically say make it sound like this song then in court it'll
be like yeah well how would they know that yeah how they know that
What is it?
Different lyrics and everything?
Yeah, it's just a...
What if it's like...
I'm a lucky daughter!
And a lucky daughter!
Like that to me.
Yeah.
I mean, now we're talking.
What the hell?
What?
Mr. Suckers, please.
Yeah, I found the guy.
I didn't wrap up.
We should probably build up the church, no?
That hammer going?
That guy had a hammer on him.
Hey, push, push!
What the heck?
Guys, they already have attack helicopters.
I'm gonna kill you.
Earth Church, attack other guys on the church.
Alright, they're mortaring the church.
They're mortaring the church?
They're mortaring the church.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
What?
It's gonna be a good show, dude.
We can do this.
We should have enough.
You said we have an attack, Ellie?
They've got an attack, Ellie.
They've got one.
what we have what oh yeah I don't know we have ammo here though we can go get
out at the beginning right to me on our way to we should we head to the
circle just till here I don't know this one side of the southwest you let our
guys. Hey can you guys go to the
church? He tagged me, he tagged me. Oh aaaand all right, easy, you're right,
baby. There you go, watch me go. Cheating
champ five cents. Master Knot, it's my wife's birthday today.
I could tell you a lot if she could get a happy birthday.
Her name's Angelina. Oh yeah, I'm happy birthday Angelina!
I've been doing this all for my sacktips, and I did good idea to use all the birthday
kicking candles and all the whole sort. And the whole sort.
Hey! A baby!
Who the hell are you, man, to here?
I'm fucking working here!
Oh, I'm working here!
I'm fucking working here!
He's working here! He's working!
The attacking gun is right there in the southeast.
Okay, that's a little necessary.
You're standing right on the X.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Word, word, word, word, word.
Eggie boy, eggie boy.
The attack helicopter is flying right over head.
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Why is it looking at? Why is it looking at?
What?
We have an ammo.
We have three shots and then we get three shots. We have three shots.
Okay.
Is that the other A2?
Yeah, 100%. We'll go on the other side that we didn't want to shoot.
And then we can get them. We can get them 100%.
Because if we only have one, he'll just shoot me off.
I need immediate medical services!
I'm just getting- she's like a cheap slut, Roddy. I haven't even moved.
I haven't even moved yet.
We don't fucking room to build this.
Thank you, boss, thank you, boss. That slut!
That slut red is to the southwest!
Do you hear that? Poor red is to the southwest.
I'm just going to get out of here.
I'm just going to get out of here.
I'm just going to get out of here.
Do you hear that?
Poor Rad is to the south west.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This is a beautiful dog.
I cannot take this fucking guy's serious business.
Ah.
I can't look at this.
That is the anti-air missile of unending pain and suffering.
It has been cursed.
It has been cursed.
You better let me talk to you.
What are you doing?
Why would you build the anti-air missile
of unending pain and suffering?
I just built the regular one.
Where did he get him from?
The one inside the church.
And the entire helicopter.
I got two boys, I got two boys.
Don't you worry.
Puppies can take care of ya.
Puppies got two puppies.
She's coming back.
She's coming back.
You ready?
My boys my boys
Okay, all right, okay, this is this is going good. This is going good. All right, we're making progress
We're making lots of progress. That's what matters most
Wow
We are locked in. We are locked in your doubt.
I can use a quick revive if it all possible.
Thank you boss, thank you boss.
I'm not a big fan of songs, the only thing that can give me through this.
Hey, if we can build some stuff for you so they couldn't see through the cracks,
if it's always got a hammer.
Oh, we need to cover up the crotch!
We need to cover up the crotch!
I'm back on the talent. Where's the helicopter at?
Uh, there's guys still in here.
Oh, ah, perfect.
I got one tapped by...
Okay, there's a hundred reds outside.
Holy fucking shit.
Get your guns out! Get your guns out!
Get your guns out!
Right outside, right outside.
Get your guns out! There's five reds outside!
Get your guns! Get your guns! Get your guns!
Five reds outside, boys!
Is anyone coming to rescue, Gidnek?
There is five regs outside that base run to the front door
run to the front door I'm a lucky boy I'm a lucky boy
Beethoven keeps singing it keeps it play that number one more time play that
number one more time they told me please thank you much he was
we're saved we're saved we're saved thank you much he was you can go out
This guy just closed the door on me. That's chopper.
Is your still gonna run down time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Retraction.
Uh, like, yeah, I'm gonna pick you up.
I'm down right now.
Back up, back up, back up.
We're like, that's southeast, that's southeast.
Right outside your building.
Got it, got it, got it.
Right in front of us.
Right in front of us.
Right in front of us.
I'm pumping up, pumping up.
Oh, oh god.
Give me a bandage, give me a bandage.
Give me a bandage.
Give me a bandage, give me a bandage.
get him boys get him! we're here!
oh that would be a dead person that would be a dead person
alright good work team
we eliminated the red and I was there too
I was technically there as well
the history books were so that I was also there
Business back to the grind back to the old grind
Can we turn our music off what no that's beach oven and a major
That's back for the hammer
Like you do. Like you do. Like you do.
Oh, here's some bandages. There we go. There we are.
Oh
They're my oh, hey, I'm a little hot job is look at me take a look up to you anymore
All the way boy, okay
You see the time that I don't get that from there 10 times
It's clear up there. It's clear, but I get take a look up to mind me on top of you be able
Oh, maybe not.
That dude doesn't know how to fucking fly a helicopter?
Yeah, that would be an accurate statement.
That would be a factually accurate statement.
I read the numbers, I did my due diligence,
and I have to concur with you, Doctor.
This is Arizona.
BOOF! Tuck!
What a percentage, Cleb.
Fuck these guys.
The enemy at the church the enemy you don't like those guys
Oh
Tell me it's the enemy outside
No
The enemies outside now
The enemies at the trees
What's that?
And one shot of one shot
It's a couple of matches, couple of matches we're doing great right now that we've had, thank you.
Yeah, we got enemies inbound.
Got two guys coming at us right now.
Don't mind my big couple of goodies, do you guys?
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
We'll set it, jam it up.
I
Weren't doing great really got thirty-two points
This is going pretty good
The circles are on the chair. Do you guys pull that?
Oh
I've got you. I've got you.
Bitch made boy, bitch boy. Bitch boy, bitch made boy.
They're surrounding the church boys, this ain't good.
Bitch boy, bitch made boy. Bitch boy, bitch made boy.
Stop calling me that, it's fucking rude.
I'm gonna drink that shit, I'm gonna quit it now.
It's a great place.
Very nice to save.
That's an asshole.
Well, I'm kidding myself.
And it'll do it for me boys, and it'll do it for me.
Is that what they're trying to do? Oh fuck.
I don't know. Great question now. Great question.
Coco, are you at the church march?
Yeah, dude.
Well, then I'll head on over
Right there, bud. I'm literally 12
Killed 12 people we talk about American sniper situation
Yes, oh guys. Okay guys. All right. I'm heading over to the church. I'm heading over right now be right there be right there
All of you boys follow me
I
Double a
the
So pay
He can't get one children I so can we're talking about
Just you wait, just you watch this like pal get your pen and paper out buddy
It's really good. Yeah. It gets real this week. It's down to the nitty-gritty pal
Lock in boys. Lock in.
Give me can you come pick me up? Yeah, I'm coming. Thank you
There's a guy sitting here fried one of our teammates with the ah with the D-fab
It was just a little pupsie. Ah, it'll happen
Ah, it'll happen boys
I'll be careful out there those defense
Was it was it he's at the hole in the wall did I actually pull that off? Yes, we did
Oh my god.
Okay.
Is that the wall? Is that the wall?
Oh no.
Oh go away.
Oh no, wait for me. Oh god.
Oh no, wait for me.
He's right there. There's a guy right there on you.
Take that, fool again.
Nice, nice, nice.
Hey, like that, huh?
Give it back.
Give it back.
You keep pushing, read team bitch.
That's right, read team bitch.
Read team.
Oh.
Oh, uh, read team.
Oh, oh, read team.
Oh, oh, uh, read team bitch.
Oh, oh.
B.T. Bucsy!
What the?
Are they... is it just me?
Yeah, it's clear.
Damn, yeah.
It's not coming that way, so...
Alright, I'll move to the stairs.
Oh yeah, yeah, let's hit a hot zone.
Woo!
Oh, god.
You guys get the NTA! Get the NTA!
That's been a long, long time.
Oh, we got guys here.
Jesus Christ!
Lots of guys parachuting.
Yeah, yeah. Right below, right over here.
We got the NTA, we'll get it.
It's just you take that helicopter that much!
Hey, who's here to come?
I killed one.
He's coming!
I killed one.
They must have come.
You want to come?
No, no, just build it.
Can I come or not?
No, do not come.
I'll hold it in, I'll hold it in commander!
I'll hold it in!
You're not going to die.
You better not do that to me.
Free spirit?
You gotta do what you gotta do.
You just killed America, boy.
I did America proud.
I did America proud.
Boy, cop on the baby!
Get him, get him, get him!
Let him have it, boys!
Shoot it!
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
Damn it! Good work, sir! Good work!
Guys, we got the attack helicopter. It is down.
Couldn't withstand the amount of the green beam.
Anytime! Anytime! Anytime! You can take that anytime, boss!
You can take back my any time boss.
You can take back my any time miss Ann.
That's fine miss Ann. Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
They're outside. They're inside.
Right outside the first gate.
He's right in front of me. I hear a lot of seven.
Like a slide.
A bunch of blues down here on me.
Like him.
We are cooking boy. We are cooking. We're doing pretty good. Oh, yeah, I got over I got
hundred thing Jesus Christ hundred thing oh my oh my goodness
hundred Chinese guys I don't know if you can
we got health
how do you have the keys?
there's a lot of Chinese guys like that
And I'm dead. And I'm dead.
Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead. You're right.
Hurry, hurry. Hurry, hurry. You're right.
Oh, Carl.
Guys, I need immediate medical services.
I need immediate medical services.
Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys.
I'll take you with me to the grave with me as I care brother.
I made that a day!
What so will they?
I got you Mr. Clever, it's very awesome.
I'll be good to kill you.
I'll be good to kill you.
No, wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, that Gilael is insane.
That Gilael is crazy.
I know, I love it.
That details you like one shot.
Is it a hundred damage to the head?
I don't know
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Chris!
And a gentleman.
Ah, hello, sir.
A gentleman stroking his shaft in the corner,
lotioned up, looped up on a front door, and then raked me.
There was a time when the church should
be free to breathe.
I remember that.
I remember.
I remember.
They were free to walk in and out.
What happened to freedom of religion?
What happened to freedom of religion?
I'm simply trying to go to the church to pray!
And he's dirty riiiiiiiins!
He's communist!
I sit after me.
Oh, you just say your pussy hurts?
What the?
My pussy also hurts.
My pussy, your pussy.
I
Look I just want you to know I got through these before but I want to remind you that I wear my stoppies and hate pads and apex legends
I know I know it. I don't think I'm an ally
You're a fucking ally. I'm an ally
I won't I won't stop where the stoppies and hate pads until all eight hate stops
Hey, why are boys?
Please stop hating Asians, guys. Please.
It's so harsh.
That's right, Bookplay. Let me teach you something. We're with you.
We are with you.
Yo, what's up?
We're with you.
We will all wear this stop Asian aid badge and Apex Legends.
We all will wear it.
All of us together. We will wear it together.
Oh, my God.
There's tears coming out of my eyes and my dick cold right now.
What?
Scoop him up, mail him to me.
It's just a beautiful day.
Oh, it's a beautiful day.
I didn't realize I wasn't surrounded by friends,
but I was surrounded by allies.
Allies, Coconut!
Allies!
You should remember that.
All hundred things!
Name's Peanut.
Name's Peanut, but close.
Time for the same matter.
I can eat boys locked in it
I'm head right back to the church. I'm helping get that bad boy back to me. Don't you worry the time on don't eat dirty
Reds. Oh, is everybody dead right here?
Yeah, oh my god, this place is in fashion with dirty Reds
In my mind, the helicopter was upright for some reason.
In my mind, the helicopter was actually, I don't know, I looked down and I go, wow, the
helicopter is so heavy.
My original vision was upright, so it didn't really make sense why I was listening so fast.
My food is that jet.
I'm hungry every moment.
I can do anything.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
We're going for the church.
We're going for the church.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
You have to take the church back.
Maybe I need assistance!
I need assistance!
Put your dirty rags on me!
And it's on!
And it's gone!
Ah, perfect!
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent!
What a sweet treat!
Alright, you know what?
The church is next.
I'm giving them the church.
They get the church, there's nothing we can do about it.
Oh, Mr. B.B. it's gone.
Mr. Xampton.
I'll quit right now.
I'll quit right now.
I'll quit right now, too.
I'm coming.
Fine, you know what?
I won't take the church!
But let's go get that church at our church!
I'm so in a red church.
Exactly!
Those dirty rands, they didn't build that church.
We built it!
The Green Pea.
cool accepting me you don't want to start you want to start the red propaganda church
oh 100% as soon as the rents have the church is shut they're gonna shut their
red up red propaganda gonna be telling his father again there's cool and like other stuff
and stuff like that
100% 100%
Lock it in boys, lock it in
Yeah, guys whenever I get demotivated
I like to think about coasting in the shower right now
And it pumps me back up
It pumps me back up
You talking about?
Yes. Try it. Try it really quickly. Try it with me, everybody. Imagine closing the cell right now.
Everybody just peeks through a mental image in your head. That's what motivates me.
That's what motivates me. Same? Same that motivates you, too?
That's what motivates me. That's what motivates me.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Incredible.
Oh, my gosh. I should hold something safe.
He's wrapping it around his waist so it doesn't fall into the drain.
And other stuff, too
Massive is massive swarma
Very high-level very high-level swarma
You think he's out there?
Yes, you're very high-level swarma. That is my swarma. I love my swarma
I'm pushing back up in the church. We have boys
I'm
What's your name?
What's your name?
Ehhhhh, the Jell-er.
Ehhh, the Jell-er.
Ehhh, not dead.
All of the ATC's, they're dead.
I mean, shit, fuck you, Peter, I do nothing!
I do nothing!
Peter, what did you do?
I did do nothing! I did no shit!
I do nothing, guys! I do nothing!
Yeah, you know what he's saying?
You're gonna get you're gonna get a hundred percent
I'm at the church require assistance the drop of guys on the church look above you look above you
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
We call them little firebores.
Come, come, come, come.
Come, come.
Anyone want to run me?
You didn't even come, come.
Come, come.
I'm about to enter the church.
I'm going in, I'm going in!
Is he got a truck? Is he got a truck?
Okay, okay.
I wouldn't let the entrance open.
There's one in the church, there's one in the church.
No!
No, there's been done!
Keep fucking still!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I'm going, I'm going!
Damn these 21 bags!
There's just one more the church is at the front door behind the shed back
I'm
Mr. Raven mr. Raven
I said should we kill ourselves? I need to be too long. No, I'm here. I'm here. No, I didn't kill ourselves boys
Even if he can't get in there and kill all those guys would be like five full men
They're out there boys. There's too many. I'll kill myself. I'll kill myself
No, you should lose faith. They're not coming. They're not coming for you. Go home, GI
We use up, we use up!
We run back shotgun, that's where God is killed right there, we shoot like two more bullets
and then we go to fuck that guy, easily!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
As you tell me every time we went back, you put together the 520 piece Lego Star Wars puzzle that is your kit every time and never thought for a second.
Ooh, hold on, there's gotta be a better way to do this.
I forgot to fucking drop it.
It's gotta be a better...
I gotta go, I gotta go.
Let me take a moment to look around.
I went to the private...
I'll see you once.
I commend you, sir.
I commend you.
That is determination, valor...
Are we going back to the church?
...and excellence.
That is what a soldier needs.
That is what a soldier has to have.
Oh.
soldier has to have!
maybe you'll think like i'll start a new one
stop with stupid manity
stop it stop it stop it
get away from me!
get away!
oh shit i'm jumping!
i didn't have a job
to the church to the church as you saw the church you give up faith no we want
to take care of that fucking mortar oh which hour is it we saw it it's not to
the east of tower three you can see this oh yeah I see that okay okay I'm
I'm coming. I'm here come
This guy's outside of our fob the fuck
You receive what you repeat?
Do one of my skin you got exit doors. It's so stupid. You got to climb on the walls and then jump off
26 minutes and I would have helicopter. I will have C4. I will have RBG
Let's go. We got this. We got you be C4 boss or go
No, I'm sorry I'm poor.
Ah, that's okay, boss. That's okay.
Oh.
Taco Tuesday, 66 cents?
When will you hop on our...
Oh, no, no, no!
I told you boys I'm going back for my sponsor,
and then I'm going back unsponsored in the unbuckled update!
That's the game plan, Mr. R.
That's the game plan, Mr. R.
I like doing low, because, like, we don't get seen when we drop.
We're almost to the spot boys. There's a whatever you see for
Who's that guy that church?
And we gotta get we gotta get there at the water right off the church. Yeah
There's this guy running the space alone this thing is huge
little thing but there's a guy oh my god i told i was a church look where nigg's i'm dead
he's missed your mouse dude out there
i'm gonna chuck his heart
well he goes out of it of surprise
because I limited surprise I'm trying to get inside though
hold on hurry up be very there's one more spot in this alley hold on I'm
grabbing the same time boys they built the same job
oh my god
Got it got it got it got it got it
Did you come over inside like five maybe more I can't get inside, but they know I'm here. They're trying to kill me
Five six or seven
Where are you?
Go ahead don't be don't be much
Okay, where's the door? Where's the door? It's right here. Here. I see I see I see
I
That guy and I just shooting a box
I
Got it. We got it. We got it. What the hell can you get up? Thank you. Good job. Thank you. Good job
Just be a slight miscalculation. I'm trying to go for his clothes
Take the fog
We're hacking right now
I'm gonna get it. I just got hit by somewhere. I'm not aware.
Hey, what's this job? We've got that hammer built some doors.
She can't take it back.
It's a sniper. It's a sniper.
Hey, we have a sniper on the hill. I'm dead.
You're dead?
There's a sniper on the... oh my god, they're sniping us from the fall.
From the tower.
I got too much. I got too much.
What could you do to kill me?
I got you. I got you.
I got you.
Eagle. Eagle.
I'm hacking. I'm hacking.
Oh
We need to go to the door now.
I'm going to hammer, I'm going to hammer.
You see it?
They've got big hammers as well.
I'm going to get my D-Fibs.
I'm going to get my D-Fibs inside the thing.
I'm building, I'm building, I'm building.
Put the door up there.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Step back, step back, step back, step back.
We're going to die here.
We're going to put the doors down.
We're going to die here.
We're good.
I'm on top of their AP
What are we doing down?
There's two left, there's two more above, uphill
Can I go in? Can I go in? Can I go in?
Man, we're going to go in, we're going to go in
Go in, go in, go in
Right outside
Alright, first course, first course, we're good.
I'm going to go back to take the tower out, hold those guys out, hold those guys out.
I'm going to go back to shooting.
This guy is still uphill.
What the hell am I going to say?
Oh, that's 250 meters.
Bam!
There we go.
Oh, well that's one of them.
Good shit. Thank you, new chair.
Oh, I see the red APC. I think I have to go with the mortar.
Oh my god, guys. The thing is here. The thing is here. The thing is here.
What do we do? What do we do?
I'm going to try to see if the red APC is real quick.
Wait, wait, wait.
What the hell are you doing here?
To your left.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Now I know.
I ain't got a bitch here.
I ain't got a bitch here.
What the?
Oh, hold on.
There are at least five guys outside.
I
See you happy birthday over there. Yeah, I just say happy birthday. I don't like it. They're probably spies the red not go out
That's your head. That's your head.
They're going to scale it. They're going to scale it.
That's your head. That's your head. Right there. Right there, boys. Right there.
Oh, I thought he really wasn't there.
Get back to that.
What do you say? What do you say?
Are you going back?
I'm taking out a red APC over the tower next to us with this mortar gun.
Okay, okay.
he's at the ready we see outside it's still outside we're gonna what the hell
Why shoot that?
Can they have three of these?
Why shoot that?
Stop it, dude.
Can you die?
Go up, go up, go up, go up.
Oh, I've been shooting at the farm the whole time. Fantastic.
Hey, can you take off the fucking APC or no?
I won't give it a shot. Never mind, I'm dead. He's in the base with us.
There's a red guy in the base. I have no idea how. He just killed me.
He's at the bottom. He's at the bottom.
Do you kill him or no?
I'm getting, I'm getting picked up.
He's inside the basement. He's in the basement. On the lower end next to the borders
How'd that guy get in there?
I hit the rocks on the club. Okay, get in
We're gonna go to dare die. Go to dare die.
Got any attack chopper?
This might be good
They're hacking, they're hacking the farm!
Oh, they're taking the farm, they're taking the farm.
It's over, they scaled through with the APC, oh my god!
How do we lose that?
We gotta go get it back!
I'm on my way.
How the hell he was, how the hell he was just crash land right in there!
I'm on my way.
Second!
How do we lose that? I gotta hurry, I gotta hurry!
There are TCs on the move.
Which are fine.
TCs heading back south.
South-west.
Got it, got it, got it.
Hey, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in.
I got a helicopter here.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
You guys in?
Are you?
Who are you guys at?
Oh, I'm running over.
Are we not the same group or something?
I swear I couldn't see you, like on my map.
Yeah, I...
You're in a squad?
Uh, I think I am. Where are you at right now?
I'm outside our APC. Like, I'm running over to the hot zone.
Oh, that's because I was in the main base, guys.
Oh, okay.
We're off the... are you at the main base?
Uh, I'm going to have a couple of fly over to that farm.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you sure got one C-4 Mugs?
Yeah, yeah, I got you for I've I see for every game. I'm gonna pick you up. We'll head back to that fall. We'll take a yeah
Fucking Smurfs
Perfect mortar on the ABC it's back at the at that little thing
Oh shit, my teammate needs to get this one, put the reds on the church.
Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck.
Thank you, peanut.
Alright, get in my.
Stop the landing.
Hop in.
You done in?
I can't.
What happened?
Hop in.
Alright, taking off.
Please clear the area.
What is Coco doing?
Please clear the area.
I can't what happened. Hey, okay. All right taking off. Please clear the area. What is Coco doing?
Please clear the area.
How the fuck am I getting blame?
What do you mean?
Fuck any.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think you're inside of the hell on my screen.
Oh, you're going to get hurt.
That's a truck, that's a truck.
Do you think we have a wrench by chance?
Do we got a wrench? No wrenches?
Oh, no.
All right. All right.
Oh well, okay, Jason plans, we're going for the search.
It's an honor to go on the battle with each other.
Okay, but the honor is all mine, children, all mine.
Today's a good day to them, brother!
A good day to them!
That's right.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm gonna be suspicious with this anytime.
I'm gonna be suspicious with this anytime.
I'm gonna be suspicious with this anytime.
The truck is open.
They're just mortaring it for no reason, huh?
Where'd the fob go?
I used it on a farm.
Did it at least blow up?
Yeah, it blew up and it's done.
I'm so glad you're coming.
No, no, no, no.
I'll stay.
This guy's dead right here.
There's the guy.
You're charged.
He's down right here on the left.
You think you can pick him up?
I tried dead body three times.
I'm sure he's dead.
I'm sure he's dead.
times. That's my chance. My chance.
We're back in the middle of it. We're back in. Alright, right through the tower boys. Right through the tower. That's that green tower.
That's so hard to attack. If we go into the bridge, it's probably best, huh?
I'm just going to run across the river. Whoever she comes is shocking us.
He's so shocked by my determination and courage they won't even shoot me.
right now
I'm taken down by an LMG
They're in the tower, holy fucking shit
Right there, push the cars out, push the cars out
Go, go, go!
He's right there
Yeah?
He's up there, I don't know
Move, move, move!
We're on the rock across the bridge
We're out to find some more C-4 mods
Yeah
He's dead
Yeah, I died our entire squad got taken up by an LMG. Oh, I got that tower. It's cheerful
By the way, it's gonna be a quick that's you boy
Coming I'm coming. It looks like the red team are you trying to get in here?
Did not go
It did not go super swell
I choose life. I choose to be alive. I'm going this way.
All right, this is what I brought both ends. Fantastic figure, my butthole.
Oh
Bones crew 93 cents sitting here at the steel mill with my boy Given Jack shout out
What the hell is it some Pokemon car that you're sitting in to get graded with the hell did you say to me?
Fuck you. Fuck you, pal.
Greed forever, bitch.
Oh, I hear Stampede coming. Not for long. Not for long, boss.
It's not looking good. I hear Stampede in there. They're about to come out.
Oh, I found a little hidey hole. Oh, never mind. I'm great. I'm never gonna die.
It's a little hidey-hole, guys.
Oh, I said they caught it with their power.
I found a body. It's a pretty nice.
See four on it? Uh, okay.
What are these guys smoking?
Oh my God!
Oh, no, you read that. See four. I can't get it without it.
I have. I have.
I have myself a little hidey-hole, though.
I'm here for you. I'm here. I'm here.
Come into my hidey-hole. Come into my hole.
I don't know if I want to come in there.
Please, it's a dangerous.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
I'm gonna attack! They're coming for my hall! They're coming for my hall!
Take it!
And...
Oh.
Looks like they can't do it.
And...
Wait, I'm the only one out here now. What am I gonna do?
Well, uh...
What are you being out here?
You're not even in the map, pal!
I thought you were, like, dead and being away from me!
for me. I'm right here. You never came in my hole. Yeah, that's because I want to die
if I came in your hole. No, you would have. Yes, I have. Yes, I would have.
His hole is wide. Elf friend, yeah, elf friend. That guy streams type you all really.
No, I'm sure he checks that nook.
I'm across the river with 12C4.
I'm sure he checks that nook every five minutes, you know.
He's like, guys, I'm the certified nook checker.
I'll check that nook every five minutes.
I'll be on top of that.
I'll be on top of that.
That nook specifically, I'll be checking it out every five minutes.
That was his job, actually.
That's actually his job on the blue team.
That's his job on the blue team, guys.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm delivering 12 C4, I got 12 C4 on my body.
12 C4?
I wish you had that, I wish you had that.
24?
40K view bots, maybe 6K real, just maybe,
it's actually one K-real.
Everybody else is a robot.
It's actually 10 guys, it's actually 10 guys that are real
and everybody else is fake.
My 10 guys are holding out now.
Oh babe, my boys, my boys, my 10 real ones,
Ten real bungalows. I'll tell you that right now
You might tell me goes my home base every house robots
You see my teachers that way number eight is here, there's number eight right there boys
We got a sniper right now
It's just water, it's just you wait here.
All right boys, what's your plan?
Blue is coming up, they've already got 73, we gotta do something quick or they're gonna
win.
Yeah, we gotta take their fucking fob.
I'm gonna go pee and I'm gonna lock in, just quick peepee, quick peepee, I'll be back.
Then we come back and we destroy those dirty blues boys!
Let's run!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Listen, it's what you hearin'
Listen, it's what you hearin'
Listen, it's what you hearin'
Come out with your hands up!
Give it to you fuck great for you to get it on your own
I'm fucking
Don't give it to ya, if you don't give it to ya
You got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got
me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got
me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got
me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got me you got
Sorry guys.
Sorry everybody.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry guys.
Sorry guys.
Sorry guys.
That's not me, guys.
Sorry.
Okay, now let's run.
Now we run!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Mm. Mm.
Bad luck, bad luck.
Bad luck. Sometimes...
Sometimes bad things happen to good,
sexy, handsome, smart, intelligent,
great, great team player, great, great game, accurate,
FPS player, top 10 gamer in the world.
We got the zone now, so we'll be working.
Sometimes sometimes sometimes
Like I couldn't say who's specifically but
It's a quite
Minutes three minutes left right
Good I couldn't just give you a name, but they're quite nutty and cracked
Fuck you cool, oh
Fuck you. Oh, there's jobs coming towards us. Look at that. He's way right here
Yeah, we gotta go. No, I was wondering what you were doing.
I wish we could see the wizard.
Well, I think we're going back. The wizard's back in our base.
Guys, we're pulling this out. Let's bring all the guys back to the base.
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright.
All right, okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Where you have on here? What are you gonna do here on here? What happened to you?
Oh Mr. October, Mr. October.
Mr. October!
Oh yeah!
Big surprise!
Oh Mr. October!
How about you pick me up, how about you pick me up and do a fish fight bitch?
Unless you're pussy, unless you're chicken.
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh Jackie, thank you so much!
Jackie, thank you so much!
Sure, it was right serves my depth karma. That's the universe should work. Thanos just staffed his fingers first of all the dots oh
And we're surrounding okay, hold on wow there's a lot of red. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna myself
Outside of the yeah, so we just spotted a lot of reds down by the pool. They're pushing to our zone
It's a day to see that he demands
these guys are the pooms?
get the pooms!
take us to the bus!
wheels up! wheels up!
buses don't turn to waste!
ah, but they actually look like what the stadium might know, right?
wheels up!
here we go!
as zacky daytona is back!
Jackie Daytona?
Jackie Daytona.
Jackie Daytona.
Yes, he is a scream sniper of legend.
One of the best pilots I've ever seen.
He just
put it on me.
He just put it on me as we speak.
Jackie Daytona?
Jackie Daytona.
Oh, the Daytona family?
I would assume that would be the name of a zesty hairdresser.
But no.
He is a pilot at heart.
pilot. I would assume he'd come out in a fur jacket. Still, what are we doing today, honey,
with his hair cut? But, no. He is a veteran pilot.
It's like there's somebody who has never been a veteran pilot.
That is what I've had, too.
What'd you say?
What? What's our team?
I've died 23 times.
How did I die? I've died 23 times.
and a dollar and it's over to their tower that's not good
that's why that was the same guy that just killed us to say to you save the
exact guy what a sweet what a sweet little treat what a sweet little treat
oh my goodness oh my goodness oh what a sweet little treat a sweet little line
Oh, girl.
Well, I'm on the way back, guys, and I'm poor again.
I lost all my money.
Is this you?
Maybe this is you?
Uh, welcome to Haribi Airlines.
It is currently September 12th, 2026.
Haribi Airlines is open once and again.
Ah, that's great to hear, baby.
Let's try landing on the tower, not in it, shall we?
Remember, Maserati, to still 11 o'clock your time.
I'm the only one who can wait 9-11 o'clock so you're cleaned up.
Now that you've pointed that out, that is true.
Very true. My apologies, I take them back. I take that one back.
I thought we were all playing by the same set of rules obviously I was in credit never mind
This sucked it back in no big deal
No big deal
No big deal nobody did everybody make mistakes and you can pass it
What our mistake what our mistake
Where are we going with somebody where we going
and the dollar and the dollar hey guys the last 20 minutes has been
a HOOOOOO!
You could buffer something in the crowd but you could get an entire ton of us landing on that
on that
one more try!
you would they say 17 times a time gentlemen 17 times a time
yeah we all need burritos
this is to buffer game
this is to buffer game
guys to buffer game no big deal
I'm now at 45,000 it is not going good for me
God damn, you lost 100k!
God damn!
Well, hell no!
Hell no!
Fucking coconut, it's time to get serious, pal.
You wanna lose this match?
You wanna lose this match, pal?
Nah, we ain't fucking losers.
We ain't fucking losers.
There's winners and there's losers, coconut.
Which one are we?
We're fucking winners.
We're winners!
I'm spotting at PC.
Are you spotting? Are you spotting?
Moving out, moving out.
I think the blue team sucked the zoning and it's already over there we're
gonna lose right now yeah we can't we all got we gotta go to the circle boys to
Oh shit!
Anytime! Anytime!
Well that's what happens when you watch TV while driving a car, but...
No big deal there!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
He's on full off with me!
He's got full on!
What's up? We're gonna get up again here!
Revive that guy!
Revive him! Revive him!
I hate to bring up this, uh, Bang Bang that's going on here, but, uh, we're pulling, sir.
Get him, boys!
Fuck his house!
I'm gonna flake, I'm flaking!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
Get him, boys!
I'm gonna flake, I'm flaking!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
Get him boys!
I got him, I got him, I'm going for him!
I'm going for him!
I like names, son of a bitch!
I like that!
Goddamn!
That's what happens when you mess with the green team, boys!
Good work out there, guys.
There's some of the walkers I can't...
Yeah.
Yeah, are you there?
Oh, that was beautiful.
Alright, now it's time to win the game.
Now it's time to start winning.
We're pulling the circle, we're pulling it, we're pulling it.
Good, good, good, good.
Let's go hop in the circle while we wait.
Go hop in the circle?
Like as it moves as it moves wait for the circle. Oh, oh, yeah
Oh
DRS DRS
Are we going with dirty reds and filthy blues is that the
I
The filthy reds and dirty blues and it's the official that's the official
Okay, is it dirty reds and filthy blues or filthy reds and dirty blue don't filthy reds and dirty blues
I got you, bro. I got you. Jackie Daytona just fucking killed me.
Jackie Daytona's slut.
You're Jackie. I know Jackie Channing. He kicked your fucking ass.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
That's Mr. Miyagi.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
Wait, wait. Jackie Chan did play Mr. Miyagi in...
Oh, wait. You're right.
He did?
Nah, we don't know what the fight... That's not...
Ah! Ah! Ah! You're the racist!
You're such a shithead.
I- I- I- I check again in court and get a fuck out of there.
No no no.
Coconut's racist.
Coconut's racist.
They're sticking with us, you know?
That means they're worse.
No, y- you just saw it.
I'll show you and I'll go in.
No!
Turn around!
Turn around guys!
It's not a bubble racer.
It's Rikiko this way.
Really?
There you go this way.
Yeah, I heard you comin' out there.
Enjoy Twitter.
Enjoy Twitter.
I don't fucking wanna pump, Brady.
So what?
So what?
Do something about it, dude.
I'm ready for anything!
Come on, please.
So what?
Please, please.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
I mean, it's just not the thing I want.
Oh, it's like a pumpkin.
We need 20 other guys to try to figure out how to hit something.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Oh.
We should find another red and fucking defeat his ass again.
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, 100%.
100% you ever build this base fuck up fuck whoever boat this base this is a
piece of shit base
don't work team body got how to get inside the base boys
wait I think our fobs getting ready to grade there's a lot of reds there's a
lot of reds where this father we're outside with the mini-map I see
We're gonna start pulling it
I see three
It's counting three
Okay hold on now
Okay hold on
Wait a second guys
What is this?
Woo
Now I'm going to close
What's going on?
We're killed already
Hell no
Little baby
Little baby
Little baby
Little baby
Are you winning judge?
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
Are you waiting, John?
Are you waiting?
Is that a good guy that I'm shooting or a bad guy?
Oh, that's the boy that's...
We were drenching! We were drenching!
Where'd you...
I'm marking it right here, why...
Where'd you go? Which one? Where? Where? Where?
Get back in! Get back in!
Where?
A shout rush is not the answer.
Shout bang-a-gun?
F**k!
Oh god!
Whoa, what?
What, he's f**king red!
He's dirty red!
No, no, he said filthy red. You said that.
Oh, I clarified.
Charlie's filthy red!
And he's dirty blue!
I wanted to go with dirty reds and filthy blues, but you said no.
Hey Joey, I'm about to murder the thing here.
I'm about to murder the poor.
I'm about to murder the poor, I'm about to murder the poor, here we go.
I'm about to murder the poor, I'm about to murder the poor.
There we go boys, and they go.
Oh, hold on, now.
I'm gonna do a little fast.
Oh.
Definitely try our best.
That's the fastest, guys.
That's your fastest road speed.
We gave it our all.
Get on it, first.
We're going to hunt out a house.
We're going to hunt out a house.
We're gonna hunt out a house.
You're gonna hunt out a house?
You're gonna hunt out a house?
You're gonna hunt out a house?
I don't know.
Who come and do it to pull?
Guys, where am I to lose?
Guys, how do we let the hot zone get 600 fucking meters away?
They're pulling it! They're pulling it!
Uh, uh, we're gonna start pulling it too, man.
I'm dropping a lot of fuel.
We were ticking it out, boys! We're ticking around!
We're gonna get over the circle!
We're gonna lose!
Eh!
Oh shit, there's a guy right there.
Gotcha!
Mr. Aaron?
Man, what do we need to report?
How long do we report?
Yeah, or else we have to report right now, baby.
We're gonna win.
We should be able to report by shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm asking him.
You might as well head over there boys.
You're tired boy?
We didn't clear this building yet?
No, no, no, there's your bad man.
That's your bad man.
Come on, get your watch out, get your, come on, come on.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
Shoot for the short.
How long do we pull? How long do we pull?
I'm asking. I'm asking. How long? How long?
I know I'm trying to get him to do it now.
No, there's a red guy at the bottom.
That's where you're going to lose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got you some matches before you go to the V.
We're gonna lose this. We're gonna lose this.
We're gonna be pouring it right now.
I think we still lose.
They say keep until the drill finishes.
I'll let you just do it from them.
Hopefully these guys do something.
highly doubt the red here do not that you guys can be up second to five
everybody's we at least have some numbers there's a guy in here
in your body
you're happy to have Mr. B.
did you get the guy or no yeah yeah I get ready up get it back we got we need
numbers need numbers as soon as that circle leaves we might be able to overcome
it remember Apple is here oh I'm out of charges oh my god there's no way I
Charges, let's go away
I don't know I don't know
You shut up you dirty red
That's we're gonna lose
I think it's already over boys. I think it's over boys. Oh, sorry filthy red filthy red
Dirty red filthy blue that fight that fight
Baby you
What a sweet little feet. What a sweet little flight.
Well, we just threw the badge. We just threw the badge.
Perfect. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
We just threw the badge! We just threw it!
Aw, shit!
We got to do server, dude. My ping on that one is no good.
How much did you get?
Two people twice that while I've packed a lot. I have a little symbol on the top, and I swear this round
I had to shoot people twice as much to kill
Fucking nightmare
Yeah
I
Learned we learned that you can't pull the fucking circle if they're actively pulling
And I learned
Don't tries to be me
Especially the day after 9-11. It just happens to be today
here we go. What happened? What
happened? What's that guy that
stopped me from being a baby?
Where's that guy? Oh, let me
see. Is anybody here? Uh, is
he here? Who's the guy that
stopped me from being a baby?
Hmm. We're leaving, right? Oh,
yeah, I left. I left. He's not
here. Oh, he's not here. He's
not here. No, he's gone. I
cannot believe. I cannot believe
Oh, that hurts. That hurts the salt.
We actually had that in the bag and then we started goofing around coconut like beating that red guy down.
Yeah, it was worth it.
We threw!
Yeah, you went like that.
If I go back in time, I do the same thing again.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, that guy's ass thought incredible.
Oh, Mr. Dixon, but we're like, it's way good, man!
Good, uh, man!
Last game, man.
And Mr. Sting, David, we're like, it's way good, man.
Good, ah, man.
And Mr. Romeo has a point.
Good, man.
Good, ah, man.
He's sweet, my boy.
Wait, actually, you know what's called Koshy.
You would love to hear our voice.
Oh, I'm sure you would.
You would love to hear our voice right now.
Your call would have been forwarded to an automated.
Tell them they passed the game, and they temporarily
took out the helicopters.
I'm gonna run away from here.
We got him! We got him! We got him now! We got him now, boy! We got him now!
I know just what to do. I know just what to do.
Oh, Steve doesn't pick up his phone at all, huh?
What if you were dying?
You had to call the police.
Well, if I was dying in front of you, I wouldn't call. It's fucking close.
Oh, Steve.
You never know.
You call me a slur and tell me to die faster?
Well, it could help.
It could help. That could be a motivator. It could be a motivator.
I just say Ignatian.
Guys, he answered and he said that he wants to play. He'll be here in a second.
He'll be here in a second.
He answered and he picked up the phone and he said, I'll be right there guys.
I'll be right there.
I said, I can't wait for you to be here.
He said, I love you all.
You are you pumped up to excited?
Pump it up, pump pump pump it up.
I'm joining server, joining server.
Hold on, this server has 4 people on blue team and 12 people on green. How is this even possible?
Why don't we go blue this time?
Go blue?
We could, but it's kind of against the pack. Why don't we go blue this second
win the ever we got him the first one but it could be against the pack I guess
what we're joining we're joining green okay okay okay green tea I mean I'm in
All right, I have a squad open
If the night stop pop pop and stay in the still
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh god, too fucking shit
Go hard getting busy with it
I'm gonna fuck my shit
And I make your mother fuck no one there if you get it
Please
The only thing you can't do is came out to play
Stay out my way, motherfucker
We gonna fuck, we gonna fuck
If we let it pop, don't let it go
Fuck this, don't give it to ya
He don't give it to ya, next don't give it to ya
He don't give it to ya
Back, back, back, back
I'm like, let's ride!
Oh, wait, it's still not enough people.
That's why.
How is it like nobody in here? It's like nobody in here.
It's a ghost town.
This is crazy.
I guess we finally evade the stream time, is it?
I think so.
Oh, fantastic!
Alright, what's your game plan?
Because I say we do, I say we do strike teams against the towers, take each of them one by one.
Easy peasy set up bombs by the big butter boom we control the thousand things
Keep on it. I'm on by three level three hammers right off the bat put them in a box
I'm gonna have a slice right back on my back to them. Well, we did a main machine fight out
We didn't
All the important things you got to build bashings
Later
would say the summit. He's a good one though. Joe, summit.
We're gonna be running logistics. Alright, I'll do the build this time. Get him. He's
a cheater. Oh, by the fob. He's a bunch of ham. No, summit. Summit's a cheater. Oh,
summit. Oh, yeah. Well, we know that. That's confirmed. Yeah. That's confirmed. That's
confirmed. Are we all in here? What if like they banned me because they thought I was
cheating some
What did you like I said dude I I wouldn't be surprised if everything about it like they honestly do like if I could bet with it
Like if they DMG like dude that'd be crazy like that'd be crazy
All these kills it's like these like dude. I'm not I'm not cheating. I'm not like it's just like how I play
It's just like how I'm just like I just have a role and I will that be that would be gnarly dude
That'd be gnarly that'd be radical
I
You shut up over there. Here's shut up over there. You shut up over there. I'll stick a finger in your butt
I'll stick a finger in your butt. That's not even when I say you dumbass you the same what I say you absolute fucking mailbox
You fucking mailbox there
Your fucking mailbox if there's anyone I fucking say that's not even what I say
I
So here's what I heard
If you don't stop saying my catchphrase wrong pal, let me a little fist up your ass
It's it's a let's ride
All right, all right everybody
Everybody finger this guy finger this guy until he learns his lesson finger him
Hello cucumber
Turn on streamer mode hides all other player names
Anonymous on changes your name for others you only need streamer mode on so other players
Names are not seen because people join off of those public players profiles named in the kill
Anonymous mode doesn't matter to have anonymous mode on but you need to remote on at the minimum
Okay, all right, let's do another match. This was a sudden
the problem is I don't want to leave you on it let's just leave it on to the
service folks I hate having to figure out who the fuck it's expensive and who's
Fox in the mouse
Viper viper. Yeah, oh viper viper
I'm turning to your mode on I'm joining a server now
Unless we want to play on my we want to play on my custom server. No
Well, then we're for sure playing extreme snipers, but but we can ban
Yeah, and some of the good ones up in that aren't stream snipers like the real bungalows
I would say most of the stream snipers are good. It's just that 5% that decide to buy an assault chopper right at the beginning of the game
Let me see if my server is already full because I think they changed the name to something like anonymous
So it could just be full of, no it's zero out of 100
I
Join like this one was 70 yeah, I was doing so much. I mean, all right, I'll do them all right
Joining again, hey guys, we leave the game. We left the game. Yeah, hopper. Oh, don't know. He knows me
He for Papa he for Papa he for Papa that's an order
That's an order. You peep for papa right now. Peep for papa.
Daddy gets what daddy wants. Oh, daddy gets what daddy wants.
Acknowledge me. You are acknowledged, Ryan, two, one, four, one, seven.
I'm also on TV. You are knowledge. We hear you and we love you.
not on team yet. Let it ride P. No, that's what we say when we're gambling. That's that's
not what my name is. That is not the same boys. We are not switching. We are not switching.
Don't acknowledge him. Okay, Ryan two, one, one, four, seven. You are now no longer acknowledged.
You are now no longer acknowledged under order of his name and away, but a guy on YouTube.
One of the buggies on YouTube you're no longer acknowledged.
Shunned, shunned even, shunned and shamed.
Ryan21147, you are shamed and shunned.
You have been shamed, you have been shunned.
You are excluded now.
mm-hmm mm-hmm yeah yeah W on acknowledgment thank you sir thank you
thank you I'm just trying to keep it real with my jits dead off on a stack
ten toes down ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen I'm real
I'll stand up!
On a stack!
On my momma!
100B!
What the fuck up?
What?
Shit, I can't join green fuck.
I can't join green either.
Yeah, I'm not a single slot.
What if we go blue instead?
Yeah, let's go blue!
Okay, as soon as you said that
It's probably us joining is I got it
Well, I'm joining red then I guess we're having a good old-fashioned FFA fuckers
No
Guys let's try one more time
We'll be
All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Would you rather have to eat mayonnaise for every meal
and mayonnaise alone for the rest of your life three times a day until you die or go
to Afghanistan for five minutes? I'll eat mayonnaise for the rest of my life. I'll get
I'm not that bad.
I'm sure it's great.
I'm sure it's great.
You can get a fucking thing
except for mayonnaise.
You can get pretty creative with mayonnaise.
You can get pretty creative.
You can make mayonnaise sculptures.
The question that you could
you could eat you have to eat mayonnaise
on whatever it is you're eating.
No, you just have to eat mayonnaise.
By itself.
It's moving balls of mayonnaise.
By itself spoon pulls a man. Yes. Oh my god, dude. Jesus Christ. Fuck that dude. Send me send me the fucking bag dad
you
you
you
you
you
who that is? Who's that? That's a guy that's been in every one of our games since two
days ago, and guess who he said? Link the server so you can get it. Oh, you dumbass!
Who's that, though? But hey, how do you trust Echo, though?
I hope he tried to turn me against you. I hate you, and I never want to see you again.
I'll fucking get your ass one day, I'm telling you. One of these days I will fucking get your ass.
No, you won't. One of these days I'm gonna replace your gaming chair with a 40 inch bad dragon.
You're gonna sit down on there like a slut you are.
I'll get you.
Probably.
Might not be today.
Might not be tomorrow.
Might not be next year.
I will not be tomorrow.
Bad Jim, shit!
Bad Jim, 27 is my shit!
Barbed by the king!
Wait, so how'd you say it was fighting the silver guy?
Good let be, beautiful.
Good let be!
What did he say, huh?
He fired the silver because he leaked it when he pressed escape.
And showed the squad.
Yeah, that's after he did the squad.
I knew that way later.
It was four by then.
I have autism now.
What do you think you have?
Take him, buddy.
Take him, buddy.
Oh, wow.
Look at you. You're a fucking pita.
I'm so understimulated.
I could rub you a lot right now.
Busy crust, 69 cents.
Oh, hold on. Busy crust is talking.
What happened to Shawty?
Need a thick John like Chief Wiggams
to beef chuck my strip steak
while I butt chuck canola oil
Skiner
Okay, well, you know counteroffer
classical jazz
Counteroffer sit in a leather chair and listen to classical jazz
I did join the squad
Hey
I see you on my spot
There's a lot of you wait him these silly rangers I'm at all
Somebody's not meeting the rules did not fill me up. These are these aren't going good
He's a good good, he's good
But the voodoo Rangers
Yeah, the silly rangers the silly ring
Silly
I got y'all pick you up, okay boys don't get don't come near me
Hold up. Let me let me hold on. Let me have a second with the body
Let me have a second with the body don't worry about the guys don't revive this yet. Don't revive this yet
Let me have a second with the body
Daddy gets with daddy won't that it gets with daddy
Daddy gets with daddy won't daddy gets with daddy won't
Do this
I'm looking for action. I'm going to look for the guys that are on top of gimmick.
Lots of activities. From one of me of the activities.
A lot of activities. I think you from one of me of the activities,
As we're winning right now, can you believe that I can't believe that
Hey guys, is there any way you honestly listen?
I hate to be a douchebag and one of those like assholes, but is there any way that we can reduce all of our settings?
There's like no grass
Most modern games figured out how to make that not a thing I'd be shocked
Well remember that guy that stream typed me and bitched about it on Twitter? That guy had no grass
He also gets no bitches
He also gets no bitches
He's zero bitches
He's got to be- oh
gimmick money's worth
Oh, you're bugging me
Gimmick money's worth
A grassless world
A grassless world, indeed
A grassless world
indeed. A grassless wall. Give me money's worth. I'm not the only one that truly understand
me.
Hey, how do you guys know anything about building, would you?
I know a thing or two about building.
I know a thing or two about building.
I know a thing or two about building.
I know all about fobs. I know all about fobs.
This fob's that.
Bob this fob, that fob over here, fob over there.
I know fobs in and out.
I know fobs like to bend my penis.
100%
A builder of course.
A builder. I can be your builder.
I can be your builder if you need one Bob.
I can be your builder.
I can be your builder.
Oh hell no! Oh hell no!
I am a great builder.
I am one of the best builders of his age.
He called me Picasso the way my buildings are art.
I'm gonna drop off.
Oh, now I got you.
I'm gonna drop off.
He's stupid.
Stupid, dude.
I'm gonna drop off a fob and a hammer, a large hammer.
Yeah?
Uh, we were.
You would.
Yeah.
Classic, a BB.
Classic, a BB.
Flying to Tower 2.
And dropping on the hammer tower two is where we're going. Yeah
Is it not my oh say I saw 19 minutes like we can do a little bit that crap. Sorry. I put back I put back
I still got 19 moments or 17 17 17
Yeah
We lost our two
Well, I don't know what happened, but I would have to assume that you're faultless if I
Keep forgetting the time
Sorry
Sorry sorry
I keep actually making maybe tower jokes on this day
On this day on this day. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just silly man. Just talking. I will wait my 60 minutes
I'll wait my dad was at those towers
Well, he was actually he was actually there actually he was fucking use there
Actually, you are so fucking lucky that I made 64 minutes. Is that a hubby? Who's that? I
I have a fantastic joke, but I have to wait 60 minutes.
Okay wait, coconut, can you say, can you say that, I only have the best joke.
Can you say that in 16 minutes?
Can you say what you just said in 16 minutes?
Hey Siri, suck my car.
And also remind me in 16 minutes to make the 9, oh wait no, good joke.
No, just say exactly what you said when it's not 9-11 anymore.
You think guys, they have a Humphie, you see this?
That's the first one I've seen, oh did you leave?
Oh my god, there's guys parachuting on this building right here.
And there's other guys over here.
My god just didn't fire?
All right.
Word, word, word.
I've had that happen before.
I've had that happen a couple of times.
Damn it, it was honestly one of my best yet.
It's human, it's human.
And we're down.
And we're down.
I'm coming towards you nice and slow. I'm on a tear right now
A tear, what do you mean a tear?
Well
Just that I've got many many many
Second to hubby be holy I don't stop zero sister. That's zero if I've seen us. Oh, I'll hop with mr. Blue
First time joining kind of nervous
No, that was about that was bad. Fuck you
It's a bad buddy, that was a bad buddy, and you know what?
I don't think you're nervous.
I didn't mean it as a bad buddy.
You meant it as a bad buddy.
So you know what? Congratulations.
You get it. You got it.
You did it right.
It was just a slight...
It was like a little spank. That's all.
Yeah, well, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, honestly guys, isn't 9-11
in New York City, which is where it happens?
Can I just make my joke?
Yeah, I mean, I'm from New York. Go ahead.
Okay, go ahead and say what you said 50 minutes ago, come on.
My dad was in New York.
So was the babies.
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That's all you see?
I got a little thought out of that.
I got a little thought out of that.
I just can't say it. I just can't say it.
I just can't say it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh, you're lying!
I can't do this! You're in 13 minutes!
we almost made it
they'll say they'll say they'll say they'll say they almost made it
like it in boys like it in
that would be the scariest man alive
yeah oh shit
oh i'm back
I'm dead again. I don't want to be dead.
I'm not talking shit up, baby. Trust me. Your dad's a very explosive man.
Yeah, he is. He is. He is.
Oh no! What the fuck? I was gonna heal!
Dude, no way I'm dead again. I don't want to be dead.
I'm squishing this thing. Cheers boys, cheers!
I will give it one more shot, I will give it one more shot boys, who?
You need to buy something around.
Oh
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna see with you. I'm dying alone and no one's ever by me. We have us
Who the way are you
Hello, who is muted what the hell is cooking a mutin boy give it you might hop it in the salic up there
Absolutely
Negative 18,000 roughly so far.
Wait.
Hey, what's going on here?
What's going on here?
First 18 years of your life didn't see your father, did you?
Isn't 18 for you?
Isn't a little 18 for you?
I can't talk to you. It's a work in progress.
I pushed that muted. It is a work in progress.
Juggers.
It's not working for anybody right now.
How you still support guys?
Sixty thousand eight hundred and ninety nine dollars is actually very respectful.
Number many have sought after that much cash.
Many have sought after the much cash.
Making fun of that much cash is a disrespect to have to pay a base. That is a dubious number of dollars
Even an extraneous number of dollars if I may be so bold
That is a very honest amount of cash a very honest money
And he much honest word is always with shrouders 1.5. What is here?
1.5 million you guys hear that?
I really need to re-enable the literal most famous gamer for being good at video games
has more money than us.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Don't make any sense. Don't make any sense.
Oh, I really need to enable that.
Oh my God.
I don't even understand.
Even what?
I disabled the pilot assist,
because Lemon told me to,
and it's very bad.
bad. I don't even understand what's happening. I'm not even interested in going to the
ground. Please don't tell me you're flying. Please tell me you're in the bathroom, see.
No, I'm flying, baby. Listen, I'll get us there. It's just gonna be a little bit of
a bumpy ride. A little bit of a bumpy ride. Dude, you should try flying without this assist.
Holy shit, I don't even understand what's happening
There's no way I'm not even pressing that direction. It's like there's it's like there's a mind's like I'm flying through a monsoon
Or I get ready to jump
Yeah, I've been ready trust me
I told you
I've been
Oh
Bag on top of the factory with me on toilet back with me
Who joined him or join him?
Actually.
Oh!
Hey, hold on.
Is that, is that him?
Did he die?
Adlabbit.
Adlabbit, boys, Adlabbit.
Gotta stick the landing after it's worth it boy.
Alright boys, let's head to that zone.
Alright, hold on now. Wait a second. Give me one quick moment here.
One quick moment, you're gonna do a little light healing, light healing.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm ready to-
You ready to rumble? You ready to rumble?
We gotta find a way down in here. I got a ton of guys up here with me.
You gotta find a way on down- Oh, I see one-
BOYS FOLLOW ME, I'M GONNA GO RIGHT TO THAT SHOWING!
I believe, I believe, that you can believe
I've got a squadron of absolute tailors on me
Absolute murderers
This man in front of me, Ako, he pulled a man apart with his bare hands
My buddy Red, in front of me, he looked at a guy and he exploded
Oh my god
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is this is sealed team sealed team sexy alpha one two one four Bravo
I love being your boyfriend's love is much more complicated than just a kid.
He's fucking eating peanuts and starving at that point.
Coconut, my country, if I was dictated, would not be starving to death.
You think Kim Jong-un is running around with an MP5 killing people himself?
No.
He makes fake wall march, fake cities, and then he starves as people.
The classic way.
The classic way. It's natural.
Now listen, if I was a dictator, I would let everybody have state-sanctioned gameboys.
Everyone would be playing Pokemon or some other cool game.
You know what?
Everybody would get a free Xbox 360 with Castle Minor Z on it.
That's how cool of a dictator I would be.
That's how cool of a dictator I would be.
And you know what?
And everyone gets free pizza.
As much pizza as they want.
How cool, uh, yeah?
Yeah, how do you like that?
How do you like that, huh?
So you're gonna have a bunch of serotonin reduced high cholesterol high diabetic society
No, what's gonna have diabetes they're just gonna have listen
They're gonna have as much beats as they want and they're gonna have castle minor Z on an Xbox 360
If I was dictated if I was dictated, that's what that's the first two things I get
I don't know what he's talking about, he's talking about a lot of things that he might need to do.
I don't know what he's talking about, he's talking about a lot of things that he might need to do.
Sounds like, is it what is that called? Pizza Communism?
Pizza Communism.
So hear me out, why don't we just buy an island and we fly out of the community?
Oh I think I've heard this story before.
No no no no no.
We fly an island and we fly out of the community.
Oh what you play go go!
I think I've heard this play before.
We bring our community out there and we live self-sustainable on the island.
You can buy a whole island for six million?
Yes sir, yes.
That's what I'm like, surprised me because it's like a limited number of square feet
on this world.
No, not islands.
Not a island.
There's islands that are for sale that like, but we'd have to like, if we buy a pursuit,
we could buy an island for like a million dollars, but we'd have to like, we could have all the infrastructure.
Uh, w-w-wait what?
I don't understand, wait.
What are we doing with an island?
Have all the society...
All society? Like a cult?
Yeah.
No, no, not a cult.
I'm civilized.
I kinda want to be a cult. Can we make a cult?
Yeah, okay, let's make a call. I mean, the thing about calls is you don't say you're a call. That's like, mistake number one. You never say that you're a call.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' sure.
How are we gonna electricity to the island?
Uh, we gotta figure it out.
Yeah, we gotta figure it out. That's the infrastructure we gotta figure out. We gotta buy a cheap island, but then we gotta figure out all the plumbing and we gotta figure all that shit out ourselves.
I've looked this up. There's a whole website browser for it. It's crazy. I'll send it to you.
to you. You looked up buying an island? Yeah. Police! Police! He's over here! He's an officer!
Yes! He's right here! Officer! He's right here in the district! Officer! He's right here!
Shut up shut the fuck up don't even fucking call me that that is crazy
He did he I win
I
Okay, but you want to call me all that but hey type one if you'd come to my I went
5 point if you'd come.
I would jump.
I would jump.
I would jump.
I want to jump.
I need to hear a little more.
We'd have a bunch of booze, a ton of weed.
We'd grow the weed on the island.
We'd have like 150 high powered Star Forge computers already to go for everyone to land.
It'd be great.
It'd be a great time.
We'd have fire kumbaya songs where we, you know, every weekend we get together and
We're actually in the zone and we're getting tons of points.
We need all the means you can handle where we are.
Did that red guy just drop off some blinds for us?
Hold on now sir. You're not making it to your destination. Hold on now sir. You're not making it to your destination
Little bit back in
As long as Coco is not in charge yet, let me tell you what's happened to Coco on the island
No, you can't be in charge. Let me tell you what happened. No, no, no, no, let me tell you what happens with Coco's
I'm not he throws a party everybody has a great time and
And the next morning they wake up and Cocoa is standing there cheeky-poachy hand saying we're in international waters
I don't have to play by any law of any country
Everyone's staying here
Everyone is staying here. You're not leaving ever and then Cocoa gets naked
And he starts he starts dancing around he starts dancing around and
Am I enjoying it sir, but maybe not everyone's enjoying it
I for sure am maybe not everyone that's what's gonna happen if cook was kind of island
I'll not buy anyone says but that's like a great fucking time to me
You can't leave you can't leave fantastic fantastic sign me sign me sign me
It's official. We'll buy the island.
If you ever buy an island, I will come.
I will come?
Fuck, fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah, you gotta be kidding me.
I appreciate your raw, dude.
Islands have to be like a billion dollars.
No, man, no.
That's billion dollars.
Not a lot, but it's got no infrastructure on it.
If you want to build anything there, it's gonna be the same price just to build anything.
Cause you're gonna need, you're gonna need...
Dude, I'm telling you.
You're not gonna have no...
Guys, if we get tired of shit, we want to bounce, we could probably pull all our money together
find Ireland. We care. What the hell is this guy doing? We could do it. Yeah, yeah. I got
like a... I put my money on the island, but I don't want to be on the island. Well, you're
... well, if you pull money, you're allowed to be on the island. We'll split the island
up, so like, you know, we'll have factions. Wait, are you talking about what, different
tribes on the island that fight each other? Aaron, is that you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to spend money to do a Lord of the Flies?
We'll have sex!
Okay, I'm in.
Oh, that's Lord of the God.
Lord of the God?
How much sex are we talking?
Are we talking a lot of sex?
I mean, we don't want to have so much sex at the start because it's going to fry our serotonin receptors.
True, true, true, true.
And then we're going to be like, what's better than sex?
So we've got to slow down.
We have, like, we switches?
We switch? I mean, that depends.
Hence, we have electricity.
Oh no, no, no, that's what we do.
We just get a bunch of solar panels and we have unlimited electricity.
Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right.
You have such a sex.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Let those fry.
There's no way to see I'm not coming.
Well, it's basically just Britain that also.
I'm pretty sure you can get a seat with solar panels, can't you?
Yeah, yeah you can.
Yeah!
You always should do it!
You always should do it on the islands?
Is name ourselves Peanut John Oud and build a nuclear bomb and threaten other countries.
Yeah, we don't have a new coal mine.
We've got to do close to each other.
Yeah, we've got to do close to each other.
And we force other countries to give us like pizza and stuff.
And like video games.
We don't take over the whole island.
Just like the northern part of an island.
Yeah, maybe maybe maybe outside, and we'll fucking just fuck with them
Perhaps perhaps neighbors will be bad. Maybe it'll be like bad neighbor rp
Is how we wouldn't get my doubt I have no idea
Roaming around killing people will take prisoners from other islands. I've not been focusing at all human hamster wheel
And we'll just have like people run on the hamster wheel to power stuff. We'll steal them from other islands
We'll steal hamster wheels from other islands?
That and people.
Oh.
They make these people run on the hamster wheel to power up the plane.
Oh, that changes things.
I feel like that's something that might have happened before.
What's that?
There's a word for that.
Yeah, there's a word for that.
I just can't remember what it is.
dip my tongue. Wait, is that slavery? Yes, that's the one. Guys, I'm gonna say right now, I don't think slavery is cool. Oh, you're very brave. Very brave and sunny, you are, Coco. Very brave. You are very brave, Coco. I knew there was something special about you. That is very brave to say.
I'm one
Helicopter drop resources into our yes, Aaron Yeager on the red teeth
So he's a traitor he's
History of slavery in human society way is that real?
Is that real wait? There's no way we watch real?
Apparently Korea hold on Korea's not the longest dating history with slavery out of everyone
Sorry, buddy. That makes sense
Sorry buddy sorry pal
Yeah, that's yeah, who is out of you about not looking good for you
you. Fifteen hundred years of sleep. That's a long time. That's a
very long time. It's a little too long. It's a little too long.
Would you mind telling us an appropriate amount of time that
that would be uh. $1,000. What's an appropriate time?
Fifteen hundred years. Nobody was like, hey man, what the
fuck no one said that
yeah well they they they needed you cocoa they needed you
as wise as no one can dance he has to be dancing right now
I have no idea dude they're not even
oh my god there's guys dropping in they're not even I've been building this thing
yeah we're just gonna win it they're not even gonna catch us what the hell is going on around here guys
but we've even come to find ice
hmm this content is AI you see neon did AI stream I did dude what's that he did a
stream that was completely AI how the fuck does that work I don't know I
Generating? They generated him.
Generating him doing crazy things, but none of it was real.
I don't know if this is true, but I think you're 24-7 channel, that's what he does on stream.
He goes out to just A.I. and starts like looping in on himself with him doing crazy shit.
Fucking A.I. slop.
I know A.I. is going to take over every job, but I do feel like we are one of the very few people who have job security, cause that's catching on.
I
Don't know
Humanity like he really believes that AI is just gonna kill
As long as the peanuts are safe or fine
You guys you guys are not safe, but peanuts were too with AI. We're very tall our people have been so they I for a long time
They don't want to harm us. They don't want to harm us. We're cool. We're cool
They're saying that AI is gonna okay. Are you shooting me?
That could be the hacker guy for like a project
Right there
That I like is the fact that we have that robot
Could you imagine have a bunch of robots real close somebody's real close?
Who you back where?
Like walk your dog you already have that well what really yeah, can we do that though? It's not good though
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You've seen one in person. No, not no in peanut, but no I've seen on tiktok though
I
Don't think anybody doubts that you know if everything went perfectly it would be awesome the problem is
It's probably
Not gonna go perfectly. I am what it was a poor water on them. What are they gonna do about it?
That's true. We couldn't make we could pour water on him
He could that is a pretty good defense mechanism
The physical robots and more of the fact that once they get let loose into the internet. It's over
Yeah, that makes sense do you know they
They already what one of the a is chat to PT got loose and the first thing it did is find a
Rival AI and destroy it. What the fuck really?
It's what up really one of their test models got loose on the internet and it went and found some German AI company
And fuck the hack them it hacked into their servers and fucked them. That's fucking nuts. It's a true story
I mean they fucked their whole server that I think they were able to like reset stuff, but
That's the first thing
Yeah, but robot comes in my house
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. My daughter ain't gonna ever gonna get a robot. I'll see you there right now
You don't got a soul
Lock it in boys lock it in guys why don't you test it right now?
Yeah, I don't know how we're winning. How are we winning?
We're just winning.
I'm literally doing nothing.
I'm doing nothing as well.
You're just a kid.
You know that.
You know that.
No, we're not doing anything.
That's just a confusion.
Why, no one's testing us.
I understand your point of view.
I don't know what's going on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, we're done later, and I'm done.
And I'm done.
As I can use a quick revive, a quick revive
if at all possible.
Well, if AI does kill him at any in 10 years,
I just wanna say, I wish I never met any of you.
If AI kills all of us in 10 years,
I hope they kill you first.
Yeah, I hope they kill you.
I hope the AI enslaves your ass, it kills you ass, it just keeps you around.
Holy shit.
What the hell?
I mean, either way, it was a hell of a run, though, huh?
Hell of a run for humanity.
What were you all about, about beating enemies?
It's a kind of, I can call it a, uh, the dynasty, right?
bunch of bitches I'll tell you that right now a guy so you've heard of Bluetooth
give her the Wi-Fi power so you have it no you haven't as we did that peanuts
well it was peanuts invented Wi-Fi engine that's a true story that's a true
story. As I see Booteep is catching some points, we probably should have it all head over to the hot
zone, yeah.
This guy on the middle.
Oh, they're pulling it.
Yeah, they're pulling it. They're pulling it. That's our plan. We gotta get in there. We gotta take this base.
They just left the front door open. I'm just walking in. Hold on. They left the front door open.
I'm literally just walking in their base right now. This is incredible. This is incredible. I
See a red guy for some reason in the blue base. I got him. I think he's doing the same thing. I was doing
Just not as good not as sly. I was much slier than him much more sneaky
As I'm in the blue base, I have to see me know where the farm is
My good man, good man!
He changed your face to bootleg, he changed your mom!
Good man, good man!
It's front of me, we need front of me.
Guy, where?
Oh, at the fob.
The fob's right here, boys. I found it.
Cool guy, can you come guard me while I capture it?
Go go?
Go go?
Hey, would you set me up, coming what?
I'm on the fob.
Do you come Garby while I capture it yeah, yeah, I'm running over I'm like five hundred meters out though
Well, do you hear quick watch? I'll stay here just wait and then we'll come to the farm together
There's a guy crouch walking in his own base
that guy orders vanilla ice cream from the store and
Moses wanted six in the morning
Yeah, he's going the wrong way hundred percent hundred percent. I don't know why the fuck you would be
walking in your own
face
What are we talking about? What are we doing?
Mr. Lumberjack mr. Lumberjack
Please help me, please
Please mr. Lumberjack, please
Mr. Lumberjack, PLEASE!
What you doin' out there?
J-
Oh-
Oh, Mr. Tango, I got an openin'-
Yeah, that's the guy I got to get a stickers up that I'm a good man!
I'm man!
Please change your mind, what?
Please change your mind!
S-sific.
Oh, aaaaaaaand he's dead.
Thank you, Mr. Tango. Please change your mind.
I'm just a boy.
He's a one-streaming man.
Ah!
Mr. Cogar, you dead, my chitch.
No, I'm here. I'm here.
Well, you should kill yourself.
That way we can spawn together and fly over to that base.
Well, I'm with my team.
Now, you at that base yet?
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, hold on. I'll be there licking the split.
We're here, soldier. We need you.
I'm a goblin. I'm a goblin.
Yeah, wish that asshole.
What now?
What do we do? What's your plan? What's your game plan?
I'm not sure how that would help us defeat the enemy, I won't say that.
I don't see the vision, I don't see the vision.
There's a piece we're missing absolutely.
Now listen, I trust coconut on how to defeat the enemy, I just don't see the vision.
But sometimes you got a trust guy like that, coconut is like a commander, a commander of an army.
And sometimes you gotta trust that he knows what he's talking about.
talking about. So I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to bleach it. Would you bleach it please?
I bleach it. I bleach it. Just for you Coconut. Just for you. You're a good man Mr. P. Good man. I just
bleach my asshole. This Coconut told me to do it. If I get bleach on Coconut's t-shirt,
I'm gonna feel like an asshole!
Yeah, excellent.
Hmm, I don't know if I'm getting a rest...
per se.
Per se? Per se?
Are you guys at that base?
Yeah, well, I think they...
Go ahead. You deserve to die.
I fucking died.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna land right on you. I'm gonna land right on you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Oh
Oh they're shooting me down, they're shooting me down, they're shooting me down, bud
Oh, niggle, niggle, niggle
Whaaat?
How did I die?
Oh, team's coming in
I might have to get a re-radiant
I hit the bottom before the red dead
Guys, I'm fucking dead
I didn't even deserve to die, I did everything right!
Don't respawn, our team's swarming right now, our team's swarming.
Swarma, Swarma!
Our team's swarma.
Mr. Red, Mr. Red help!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
Take it boys, take it boys!
You're back!
Lock in!
Oh my fucking god!
Guys, guys, we're at the boot tower, we're at the boot tower, we're gonna take it!
Boys, we need to take this boot tower for a read team lock in!
Oh
Somebody stole my gun oh my god somebody stole everything I have perfect
What I'm going
Come on
Get the hell out of me!
They just killed our APC.
We have blue APC right here.
Is it me or is he four?
Blue APC on me!
Coming!
Go! Go! Go!
Stay back to the door boys!
We're taking over the team.
Wow.
Guys, listen, listen, it was an idea.
It was an idea.
Well, I said it's a good idea, but it wasn't an idea.
And that's we need a brainstorm on how to get up here.
I'll let you shoot, you guys ready?
Everybody at the same time.
Three, two, one, shoot!
There's another one!
What the hell is that?
Guys, we're making progress slowly but surely up here.
Slowly but surely.
Good work, Mr. Goode, good work.
I've got a team of like six guys coming up.
Oh, wait.
We can just open the doors?
Yeah, we took over the fob.
Oh god, who's the north?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Woo!
Good work team! Good work!
All right. All right. We're making progress. Good work everybody. Good work
I'm hacking the mainframe
Do you have another code for me?
You get one
How bad you want it? Oh, I want it dead. Oh
I want it bad. You know, she's yeah, do we have another time you can hack for an hour now?
Yeah, I'm literally on a tower. I'm about to hack it right now. It will it give me two of the numbers. Oh, no
It says all towers required for code. Oh
Oh, yeah, we are gonna hit tower one boys
Everybody in tower one
I
Here on me there's a not done as a giant blue fob
Yeah, you're C4 Bunch
We need help we need an expert how do we take down tower one?
I have to be there you have to be the
Oh, you can take it, but you must die
I'm going to die.
Get up here.
Leave!
You're Jar-1 one!
Come on, hop in there.
Come on, hop in there.
You should be very high up.
I'm going to Jar-1.
We pulled it right now.
Who's pulled again?
Oh
He's a realist they're pulling it boys are pulling it
There's a random fog down there yeah, it's for not
Well, I when I went there they left three doors open in a row, so I just walk right to their five
Fort Silly or you ball like for like maybe not a full knock, but like maybe a tap for taps
You're just about that. He's thinking that you're just about that scale
Oh
In that fog are dirty blues and they want to see you dead!
Let me tell you what we're gonna do boys!
We're gonna go in there and kill every last one of those fuckers!
Let's run!
As we get this guy back up!
Get up boys, get up!
I'm not.
Jackie Daytona!
Oops.
That was Jackie Daytona!
That needs practically the...
I can't speak for some reason, but...
...what's still fun, Jackie Daytona?
I'll take you, Mr. Serious.
This guy on this blue tanker up here.
We're gonna have an angle on him.
Alright, you ready?
You ready?
If anybody's ready up there, I'm gonna stop it.
Alright, we're ready boys, you ready?
We're going in, we're going in.
You guys ready?
Three, two, one!
I'm B-B-L-A-N-G!
Charge!
Go, go, go!
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!
I
Go right go right go right
Like a hundred doors here. I wouldn't even do this. You have a hundred doors. It's going on the right side
Right here right here right here. You see for it. Yeah, I got the problem
outside of fall
Push up, push up, push up, we gotta touch the guys here.
Oh.
Hold on now.
It's input, it's input.
It'll be input.
It'll be the packet.
Oh, thank you, watch, thank you, watch.
Hey, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Boston 1625 said, clean up, I love you.
Oh my wife.
Oh fuck, I hate your wife.
What's that? Huh?
What's that?
I'm taking the fuck. I killed everyone in here.
What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you?
I got to be straight, I got to be straight.
The fuck south of our base. The blue one, the Fort Knox thing I said.
Yeah, yeah, but we're here as well, we're here as well. We got to cover it.
You're not hacking. I see the fuck.
We come on.
What?
I'm literally looking at the farm right now. Let's go get to the docks.
Get ready for the first time. Look, look, look.
Guys, go do you want to hack it? Go do you want to...
Oh my god.
Look at it. What are we doing?
What are we doing? What are we doing?
I'm here too. I'm picking them up.
Guys, our whole team just died to fall damage.
Oh.
Oh.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic!
Guys, he's jacking his meat at the corner next to the wooden box!
Surely any moment now we'll be back in the thick of it!
Back into the flame!
I could use a quick, quick revive if at all possible.
Just a quickie, just a quickie.
And that guy just comes down and got one health from fall damage and got shot.
Like you do, like you do.
And that guy's dead and that guy's dead and and we're back to the other end and we're
on end.
Hey Coco, mission failed.
Mission failed we did not get the farm.
We had the farm but then everybody started jumping down from the rock.
Well the farm I got is going to get taken away now, not damn it.
Luckily the score is 1220 to 90
So I'm pretty secure that we can maybe do something about this
Okay, okay. I'm coming. What are the APC?
Hmm what the summer will summer been lifted. Can you please stop the APC hmm?
Thank you. I think we have to look at that fog that fog is crazy boys right to the fog with a circle
We're gonna take that for the green team
I'm still alive at that what you what
Of course of course gimmick
Yeah
The 12 other gentlemen in my helicopter would like to say happy birthday. Oh
No, I'll tell them it's not a birthday mistake. They're just happy birthday gimmick
Happy birthday. He hates you all and he's racist. I
Told him give me
Still for taxes me and pal. It's just me
Lock it in boys lock it in. We're taking that Bob
I don't know what that means. I don't I don't I eat all my garbage
I'm like that lady thatator mattresses on my 600-pound line
Let's ride!
Oh, right in the barbed wire
Right boys, right in the barbed wire
Come on!
I got the bombs, I got the bombs, I got the bombs!
What bitch do you think of ya?
Go, go, go!
All of me bullets!
Give me, do you need a revive or do you need a revive?
You gotta be giving.
This helicopter is back again.
Oh my great googly-boogly.
I got you, I got you!
Hope you get the game!
Don't you worry!
Seems we have reached an impasse.
Let's just do one, didn't let one take...
Follow me boys, quickly!
Go, go, go!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Wow. I wake up to three guys just looking at each other like the Spider-Man meme.
Can you please revive me?
I got shot.
It's Jaggedytona.
It's Jaggedytona. It's Jaggedytona.
When you might give me a quick revive, boys, I'm trying to get in on that action.
In on that sauce. Am I guys?
Oh, thank you boss. Thank you. I'm back. Oh, we're back
We're gonna take your god, so you son of a bitch turn it blue
I hate this guy. I hate this guy so much. I hate this guy so much
I wish healing gave you a medical estimate because my god
I'm already down. I've already dead. I am dead once again
once again
Get ready. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Very healing guys we got to do something about the helicopter. I don't know what to do that. Oh, yeah, we do anything down
I don't know.
He's gonna stay right here.
This seems like a pretty good spot to be at.
He's just been the rest of the day.
Go, he's got a shot, he's got a shot, he's got a shot down.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That's Mr. Red, go to your bus. I'm beating the decay.
Get the fab boys, get the fab.
I'm right in the van.
We got guys fall a lot of guys falling off the roof. We gotta get in here
I'm gonna jump down
Give me any time
I'm here
on the pipe
and got me got me I'm gonna do a reviver mode okay
okay okay I got you
so you just show another one in that corner
no I got eyes on it
I just got a reviver mode
ooooo what happened there pal what happened there
BAM
FUCK YOU BREAKGAME FLOWER STATCH
What happened there, pal? What happened there?
BAM!
Fuck you! Re-gain for a revenge!
In the squad!
Good job, in this!
Hell yeah!
Good job, y'all.
I guess we're still about to get to the stream sniper situation.
Can we stay in here?
Uh, the stream sniper situation? I feel like I was getting stream sniped that much.
We had Jackie Dettona, that jackass in the helicopter, but other than that, I wasn't that bad.
Yeah, yeah, I think around here then I'd say we stick around that was good. That was a weird round
We dominated but I kind of wanted around. Yeah, I would do anything. I really do anything. I
Sit the whole game building a Bob nobody's youth
Yeah, why was that route so easy I
Don't know
That's good, bud.
You never really do, Mr. Peter.
I make a big difference.
I was actually trying to do anything useful.
I was just wandering around killing people.
Why does green always win?
Good question.
Oh my god.
Wait, is it possible that we got carried by our teammates?
For a change?
No, absolutely not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's crazy, bud.
That would be crazy, bud.
That would be crazy, bud.
We switch, we switch, we switch, we switch.
We come.
I thought we were going to stick on this one.
Well, yeah, I feel like that was a little too easy, guys.
Oh, OK, that's fair.
That's fair.
Let's, let's switch.
Let's switch.
And let's do a little swap.
All right.
Oh, you know, I want to win, but I want, I want to have a challenge.
And I want to be, you know, 90, 90, 90.
And we're fighting for the last couple points.
And bam, we pull it out.
We win.
Green team on top, I mean, which is dominating is whatever.
Mm-hmm.
So, leave?
Yeah, we leave. We leave.
Alright.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You know what?
Taliban.
You know what I like about playing with the Bungulators?
What?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Wait for me wait for me boy boys
You know I squab like it coming in
Come on, come on, come on, come on, there's only one for two more and I mean, I mean, how many, how many, all right, I mean, I mean, we can see in Twi-Foys.
Yeah.
There we go. Except for Mr. Pepper. There we go. All right, we're good to go. Let's ride.
This is gonna be easy. This is gonna be a breeze. This is gonna be a breeze. Let me tell you what I'm locked in. I am locked in. No one is killing me.
on a hundred thousand dollar life run right here right now first life of the
match first life of the match
tears boys tears boys tears
you see the server yeah but it was already full nobody can do it anyways
Oh, home GI.
Hey, look where that's from.
Sorry, boys. We're going to T3. T3 is where we're going.
Thank you for saving time and save Tower 3. That's it for the long term.
Ah!
I'm jumping?
Alright, give it where you at, boys.
Oh, Coco. Mr. Coco.
Hee-hee-hee-hee!
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Watch this you son of a bitch!
Oh god, who do I tell about this?
Oh god.
I just saw someone take down Coconut. Hell yeah, you did.
Hell yeah, you did. May I add with ease? May I add with ease?
Just defending the team. Thank you, gimmick.
My armor is at 12%. You're a true ally.
My armor is literally at 12%. Wait, how did our finish...
You should have died back. That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know.
Irish Sheer was clever, French.
Mr. Bungalowder, please wish my die-hard
nutter of a husband, Ed.
That's happy birthday, Ed.
He's following you to Anthony these days.
That was to stop Asian hate, by the way, coconut.
That was to stop Asian hate.
I hope you know that.
I know.
You know that, right?
That's right.
That's right.
Gibbick, you're an ally.
You stopped Asian hate, right, Dan?
That's right, Gibbick.
See?
Very brand.
I can't be racist. I have tons of Asian friend. That's right. That's right. I can name ten of them right now coconut
Cocoa rod etc. etc. etc. There's two
you. It's a double double left double left. That's right. Uh, Jimmy. It's Jimmy. Yeah,
that's four. Uh, Coco died. That's five. That's five. Oh, Jimmy. Coco not for you.
Oh
I saw that you know I noticed that
Come over there, that's a death trap!
There's a... there's a hole.
She's just there.
Why?
No, I gotta kill myself!
Oh, I'm dead!
Oh!
Very unfortunate!
Guys!
It's time.
You better.
It's time to make a difference in this world.
Half of this island got there.
That wasn't even... that was a wall up route.
That was a wall up route?
It's tired of really luck here.
No! It is the 100 day life. Now is the 100 day life.
So Mr. Goodlopapu, could you just point to a man showing up and...
He's a good guy. He's a good boy.
Good day, Mr. Goodlopapu. I require your advice.
I may not have been exposed to some special fun guy on this fine evening,
evening but the voices are telling me to rip open your skin to consume the taste of salty
saviour sweet inside. But listen to the voices, of course. You always trust your instinct,
trust your gut. Absolutely every time it's your thing. Thanks for joining in. Great question.
This is 97.5 FM radio. Great question, sir. Great question.
Shade down, not a hair left on the entire planet.
100%.
That way we can swim faster.
Too much.
OK, you have a swim?
You like swimming?
Alex and swim.
Yeah, I swim in tons of pussy.
OK, you're the most Vinseless person I know ever.
Shut the fuck up.
Go ahead and shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm just staring at straight ass right now.
Thank you, Guggenheim, thank you, good job.
Guggenheim went off the deep end and killed me.
And now I've got no armor left. Fantastic.
You need me to take care of him?
Go ahead and take care of him, boss. Go ahead and take care of him.
Take care of what? Take care of what, huh?
What's that?
I should have been from his serve ago and had him in the shoot at you, you know.
Wait, did he kill himself?
Wait, why did he go back to base? I was going to revive him.
We got enemy.
Where's the bad guy's head?
Where's the bad guy's head?
There's a marker.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, there's gotta be these dirty blues.
No, it's red.
Blues.
Filthy.
There's a bunch of them. It is blue.
There's always another one. There's always another one.
Is he bleeding? Is he bleeding?
Is he dead? I'm alive. I'm alive.
There's still one more. There's still one more. There's still one more in that building right ahead.
Okay, okay.
I was pushing them and there was another one.
Oh, holy...
I don't see anything coming back, boss.
I'm seeing them.
Hey, you might be on the left.
Come here.
Get up, Georgia.
Get up.
Go, go, go.
Last thing behind that little one-by-two wall.
He's dead.
He's dead.
That's nice.
There you go.
There you go.
Go, go, go.
Fuck him.
And I'm dead again.
There is another one.
Yeah, he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
Where'd you get shot from?
Where'd you get shot from, bud?
Behind.
He's on the outer wall.
He's flanking around.
And so we're coming for you.
Behind me.
Behind me.
I've got that on me.
Happy to help, man.
You're gonna boost your medical score.
Oh, thank you, good job.
I've got that.
I've got that.
I'm coming, Buzz!
I'm coming!
I think he died. He got killed by a brain dying.
I've got two blue guys out of me.
I've got three.
Oh, my goodness.
You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me!
I think I'm just gonna take a picture.
I think I'm just gonna take a picture.
Okay.
Yeah, we are okay, bitch.
Yeah, there's still more behind this wall I can hear.
Yep.
Get it!
I'm coming, coconut! I got too much!
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Oh, thank goodness.
There was too much.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
Very nice.
Very nice.
You guys have to be my shade. You gotta smoke my body.
We got one going nice nice nice you about a train give it
Hey, we're pulling
Another one
There's red
Another one got another one
Fuck you fuck you
I got to clear the check, give me one second, give me one second.
Loading on this type of the tower
So the one got another one
Hey, look we see about a mags. Oh
Okay boys
You're on your pee. I'm killing myself. Oh, no, no, no, I got too much. I got you. No, no, there's too many
I've killed myself
Come on, John Mark!
You can cut on me, Mark!
Take him off.
Lock him!
I'm getting us the right, Jimmy.
I'm gonna have him, Jimmy, come on.
Oh, oh, oh!
You've been a-packing!
Okay, yeah, one sec.
I had a parachute out of the first one,
getting another parachute.
Oh
Thank God I got out of that hell
You just hit your own wife.
Oh, I'm on it!
Oh, I was just going to attack!
Oh, God!
What?!
What?!
What kind of fuckery was that?!
I hit that guy like a hundred times!
Didn't that guy stop me doing war?
I'm telling you, man, the SMG...
Oh gotta go with the assault rifles no no no no no no no no no no no no it's the SMGs that you want by
100% that's what you want the SMGs
before with us
You're wrong and you're stupid and you're ugly and you're fat
You're balding and you're wrong
Corbaceous well, I collect them all is that a lot or that's a lot of chrome jumpy
10 of chromosomes that's all I'm aware about when he comes out to the sea like
Yeah
That is the exact way you must have hey good work. Give it good. Good stuff. Good stuff
5,000 sounds 5,000 is quite high
You're funny is not a single person in my chat has said the correct amount of chromosomes
I've had people say a gas but it's okay. Oh my god, right? Oh, no 46 is what's that 23 parents 46
Coconut doesn't know
Tina doesn't know
What state Chicago's anybody knows how many chromosomes pairs you have I?
I've told you guys for the last two years
Geography is my weakness. I think yeah, yeah
If he is my weakness, I've said that many times many many times.
Nice, Bill, give it a nice kill.
Lock it in, boy, lock it in.
I don't know, I'm gonna take you down.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Yeah, I only saw him.
Yeah, you killed him, you killed him.
I don't know what that guy was doing over here.
This map, dude, we're playing this god-forsaken map again.
Thanks, Bob.
There's no flow to this map. It's just everybody's everywhere in every window all the time
We're gonna
Is that I got him?
Very nice, very nice.
Can't hit this, can't hit this.
Boys, you boys keep doing your thing.
Can't hit this, can't hit this.
Yeah, wanna ride on you.
Can't hit this, can't hit this.
You can't have this, you can't have this.
All they had is, all they had is again.
I actually got a really good one.
I literally couldn't turn.
I know, I fucking put this map in one of these cities.
I'm frustrated.
This is like no order this man was in chaos
Better than just sitting in a building
I'm over town what boys move a ton what I'm gonna clear this big down nature
Who gonna be beat down what much I'm gonna one go for it go for it
Thank you right here
Watch it up, kid!
Every time we kill us, two predators may not be understood.
Ah, it'll happen, boys.
Ah, it'll happen.
Ah, to be careful.
Don't worry, Cap. We'll buff out those scratches.
Alright, I'm heading out back, guys.
I'm gonna pick you up, we're gonna take down one, okay?
I'm wrapping up here. We're going down one about deal with it up in
Oh shit, it's working it. Okay. I can't shoot over
over this train very nice oh no I'm dead I'll get you I'll get you I killed
myself I'm no bandage romance anyways you kill yourself you yeah I killed myself
I'm back okay I can't fucking pick up yeah yeah I'm right here peanut and
much much like a little aggressive right now he okay all right I like the
maneuver I set it out gently now the landing is what's important here that
takes the truth skill show me skin of our piloting in a voice of course I've
been much I've been here we go who we forget wait I don't think you expand
No, I'm not dead!
Don't you wait, Gugge, we're heading on in!
I'll get you there safe and sound, bud, safe and sound!
Hey, we're kind of flying a little close to the trees here, Pete.
Ah, I know the trees are our friends!
My feet are tickling the leaves!
That's something that's about to tickle your butt hole.
What the hell?
I'm gonna roll those dice, I'm gonna roll those dice, boss.
I'll roll those dice any day of the week.
You can put your faith in me, Coco, you can put your faith in me.
You know that?
Oh, fuck, oh shit.
What are we jumping?
what are we jumping we're jumping right on down one we'll land it up top don't you worry about
okay get ready get ready here we go like why would you jump why are we jumping
this is our one i said land on down one i landed i landed i'm oh my god i'm on top really
Oh shit! Alright, here I come, here I come!
Here I come, boss! Here I come!
I'm gonna take it, jump out!
Piece of death!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh shit! Wait, we're up here!
Bam!
Hell yeah!
Oh, let's take this tower for a joke. Hey, what the fuck? Dude, that door's an open dumbass.
Yeah, oh, yeah. Wait, what the hell?
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Go get it. Pick up that claymore. Pick up that claymore and set up one of these ladders.
Jesus Christ. What the hell?
What do you need claymore?
There's a claymore on the left side of that shotgun. Grab it, grab it.
I'm full.
Okay, I'll pick it up. I'll pick it up. I'll pick it up.
Hey, I'm scared.
Don't be scared. Don't be scared much.
I don't like pipes.
Next to my P-hole tingle.
Oh, God, I'll make you. I'll make you P-hole tingle.
Okay, okay. Great. We're down.
I've got three C-4. You ready?
Or four C-4.
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
I don't know yet. I don't know yet.
What do we do? What do we do?
We've never been this far before.
Let's go take that five.
Let's go take that. Let's go capture the five, yeah?
Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
Separate ladders.
I'm climbing down, dude.
I got a second to a second, one of them.
I just died.
Wait, P, I just died at the play-in.
Oh, my.
I just died to, uh, man, that enemy.
These guys are really tricky with this.
I'm not going to lie.
Why would you step in front of the claymore
that I just placed?
The enemy has, the enemy has unsmorted me.
And, seriously, they've been talked to in this.
I do that.
They're crafty.
Ooh, they're crafty.
You've got a guy coming up the tower.
My grandpa, he talks about these guys and them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm going down, I'm going down
You're doing a little bit of healing, you see it?
I'm sliding
Is that gonna be the end of this?
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
Do not die you're gonna be way too girthy
Do not die coconut, do not die
I'm dead Pete, there's a guy at the bottom
What did I just say?
I said don't die
I got you coconut, I'm coming to save you
I saw them, I saw them
I'm inside, I'm inside. Where's the other one? Where's the other one at?
There's two, there's two. Hello.
I'll distract them, hold on.
Oh, and there's the third one.
And there's the third one.
Fantastic. Guys, I can use a quick revive if you're handed them out.
Oh, sir.
I can just use a quick revive if you're handed them out.
No big deal, if you don't have an extra one, no big deal.
No, no, we got you, we got you, we got you.
Oh, thank you, boss, thank you, good day.
Oh, I lied, I lied, I lied.
Oh, well, we're going to hell then.
Lying is a sin, lying is a sin.
Guys, at least revive me so that I can jump off
and go on my own terms.
Let me go on my own terms.
Can we just drag him off, then?
No, no, no, that's not going on my own terms.
You can go by the 50 later from my backpack
and revival system is like one of my own terms.
Thank you gentlemen, thank you.
I'll be going out of my own terms.
Thank you, that is very kind of each of you.
Thank you gentlemen.
All right, where's the nearest place?
Okay, hold on, wait a second.
Don't give up.
Hold on, I need one more quick revive.
One more quick one.
One more quickie.
I should have a D-Fib on me, just a quick one.
Just a quick D-Fib would be nice.
I just a quick need to okay all right okay you
couldn't walk right I thought the tower
these bastards what how was that are we
serious that is a war crime we try we try
these fucking bastards he's dirty blues
they have no respect they have no respect
peanut yeah
all right Coco hobby we're taking tower one you and me watch I'm outside I'm
outside of it already I tried yeah I tell what
I would just like to let you know.
Yep. Go ahead.
We will be starting to pull and suck on the circle.
We will be pulling and sucking?
Both.
We will be yanking and sucking?
Straight to us.
Pulling and sucking.
We may even flick the circle.
You can flick the circle, huh?
You might flick it.
You would flick it a little, you think?
A little bit of flicking?
That's what I said, that's what I said, fuck coconut, I hate coconuts.
Tower one, tower one boys, tower one!
Only under attack, we're under attack!
I'm going in!
Coconut, I went to tower four instead.
I had no choice, I had no choice.
Let him!
You abandoned me?
I abandoned you, I abandoned you.
I went to our boys and...
What the fuck are you doing?
What the hell?
Stupid bids.
Get out of here.
What to?
What to?
I got us out of the wall!
Got the Irish landmark.
Hey, uh...
Oh
Don't you worry, we'll get in there we'll get in the next easy
I need the enemies gave a scare package
And we're dead and we're dead forever and we're dead forever
Excellent excellent. What a sweet delight. Oh, I just unlocked the M4 people. It's really good. Well, I've heard that pretty good
Yeah, yeah, and I am
Have you said no, no, no, no, I use it the firing range. It was pretty good the firing range
I
Mr.. Mr.. Cougar it's father be telling you boss
Whatever guys is tight he said he got shot from our tower. You mean the anti-air
Might have been wrong he might have been wrong I don't know
Oh, maybe he's mistaken.
Maybe he's a fool.
A fool, he is.
Perhaps?
He could be.
Oh, give the guys you're sneaky over there.
They're very sneaky.
Give me your very sneaky over there!
Which means they all jumped out.
Sorry, here.
I'll see you when I come up our tower.
I don't either I think he was oh he was oh and we're done okay so and we're
that gimmick if I could have just a quick I mean just like in peaceful
revive that would do yeah yeah yeah yeah oh gotta fight my way to you gotta
fight well it's our base so you be finding our guys in there all over the
fucking hills out here I was just tossed off a two-story building thank you mr.
thank you good shirt don't you were giving on back any time any time they
were out here to the northwest I got some of this out
what was right here you might got oh he's a he's a he's a we're good oh that's
scumbag who's a sneaky bastard oh hey don't go how you do it
Welcome
Where we going coconut
There's a guy on the roof
Yeah, but nobody believes you have any
Oh god, I know the Chinese business too. Oh god, he's not just buffing. This is not just dog shit. Oh god. Oh
He's here inside you die
Well, I got you don't you worry about they got you here you go
This guy right here
Take that through
You like that huh?
We need team, we need team
We gotta go to tower one boss
Immediately
Okay, a guy just toss a grenade
Two walls over
and his yelling gets you not being
Don't go I could use a quick revive, you know, I just give you a really big big big bank coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
I got it. Oh my goodness. Oh pretty good. I would just out
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna come fuck you. I hope you know that I hope you know that pop-up. I come over there and fuck you
Thank you, sir
Little baby
Hey, this guy right here. I don't care. I'm gonna go suck that guy that do that great at me
Now there's deep in black watch
I need immediate medical assistance immediate medical assistance
I need immediate medical assistance.
I got a P.
I'm going to the hospital.
I need immediate medical assistance.
I'm not feeling so good, brother.
I need immediate medical assistance.
This is our moment.
This is our time.
We gotta kill you. Where is he?
He's to the top of me on the map.
I think that's north with a sniper.
He just typed the guy reviving.
Yeah, I gotta kill this guy on this building first though, because...
Well, I'm gonna kill myself then.
Yeah, because he's gonna root for you, he's gonna pick you up.
Fucking scoper. I'll tell you, these fucking scopers, I would tie...
These damn scopers. These damn scopers, no respect.
They don't fight for a country or flag. They fight for blood. They fight for money.
You know what I'm saying?
I told you to put it down.
Are you smelling what I'm shitin'?
Yeah, I'm smelling.
Are you smelling what I'm poopin'?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dude, you've gotta try at the end for it, it's crazy.
Holy fucking shit. Oh, oh
You know what no
Do it try it out, please? It's no
MP5 is way back
10,000 times back you fuck you shot. Yes, I'm with this whoever I suppose cuz the end of game
He's right. Okay. You want to do that? All right, well, let's see how much you got buddy. Let's see
All right, let's go good. Oh 14 kills while I've got a
tasty
15 kills
Can you guys let somebody, oh I got 15 or 16 by the way, can we get this guy off our
font?
I killed one, there's two of them.
I'll come get him off the font gimmick, don't you worry.
I'm coming, I'm coming, don't you worry.
Hey, one of those guys up there is really good.
I mean like really, really good.
What do you mean?
He's just real good at the game.
He's really good.
He's really good at the game?
He's one of the... I mean I've seen good players on this game.
He might be one of the best.
One of the best?
We will have to see about that. I'm heading down as we speak.
As we speak I'm heading down.
Are they still up top?
Yeah, I killed one but there's two of them. They just keep reviving each other.
How can our whole team not clear these guys? Is nobody even trying to go up?
I'm coming, give it, don't you worry about it, don't you worry pretty little lad, I'm right here.
All right boys, there's two enemies on top of this place, we gotta get them boys, lock in!
They're just on top, there's two guys on top of our tower, they landed there and they've just been feasting and so on.
We're down
We should have went out we should have went to the level we put our mind to it
Oh, there's guys outside our base to get a group clear group. The moves clear moves clear. I got it. Okay
Hey you go by top one up
long time. What are we up to over here, Rad? What are we up to? Rad, what are we up to
over here boss what are we up to what are we doing
a little bit of back
yeah I'm up here it's clear it's clear
who's right
oh look at this side
left side
is it my helicopter that I don't have to kill him? is that what happened?
Can you do that? I think my helicopter landed on this guy, it's just...
Oh, Mr. BB! What are you doing here, boss?
Oh, I'm just taking a little rest.
Oh, I'm back up, so job, back up.
There was a sniper right here.
Oh, the tower's getting pulled. Red's pulled it.
Red's pulled it?
Oh, there's guys outside still.
What?
right outside our door.
Stand back!
I will handle these fools!
I have died
and I need to get away from this mob.
I hate this place.
Get me out of here.
There's a car coming from the southwest.
I'm trying to get it.
Who's that? Who's that?
He's dead. Our attack chopper got him.
Fantastic. Someone just dropped to the south.
Right behind the bridge. Be careful.
Jump!
Oh
Just give me out of this hell they're coming up the hill
Right out there P. I got it. I got it. I got me dead. It's really much
Little bit of back is another one on the other side right in my pink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'm dead
Another one
how he said there's a truck right there I don't know if there's anybody else here
but that's that's the truck that's coming home
oh jeez-a-wide yeah I think we're good boy thank you glad I think you got him
good work team all right all right can we drive this puppy
You should take that car to Tower One.
What do you think?
Yeah?
Let's do it.
We're in Tower One action?
It's in Tower One action.
Yeah, Tower One action.
Take me away.
Oh, I got the middle seat.
We going to Tower One?
We're going to Tower One, Mr. P.
Oh, God! It's Uncle!
Oh.
This thing's got slippery...
Oh, they used on slippy tires.
Oh, it could be the new slippy tires, yep.
I put them on last week.
Where you guys going?
Oh, we're going to Tower One.
No, you're going to get to Tower One, I think,
for obvious reasons.
Bitman.
Why?
Not big from Tower One.
It's a lifetime thing.
I think why would they get me, dude?
He's just going to challenge me.
There's two hands in there, man.
The quality of the score is too high for people that are too handsome.
Yeah, it's really good.
Oh, shit.
We're dead.
Ah, we're bad!
Racist in the fields.
Racist.
Let's just get out of right here.
Oh, green parking spot.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Who do I make the checkout to?
I'm not a bandit.
Well, I was about to die, so that was kind of the requirement.
Okay, alright, you're doing much better, Mr. Pina, why not at all?
Thank you, thank you, I try. Thank you.
Yes, very good.
Operating, operating, I'll hop back in, I'm gonna drive us to Tower 1, okay?
Yeah, hop back in, boss, hop back in.
Appreciate it.
The dude's...
And that's my healing.
Are you serious? Oh my god.
Oh my god, you almost ran me over.
Okay, alright, let me pull you out here.
Thank you, good job.
Great work.
Thank you.
Your criticisms of my driving earlier have been out.
I never said anything.
I literally never said anything.
I marked him off.
I marked him off as irrelevant.
No, it's not. He's lying.
Oh, someone took the deep end.
You don't have my deep end. You stole my deep end but lost it.
You stole my deep end but lost it. The deep end's nowhere to be found.
What? It's on my body.
I didn't see it.
Did you want to see it? I didn't see nothing.
Did I die like as I was looting it?
You don't have a deep end.
You do have a need for my line. I got you. That was a wizard break. That was just a simple wizard break
Don't you fit me busy? I got you
Why not the best time for a wizard break?
Why not the best time for a wizard break?
It's a shit. Why not the best time for a wizard break?
There's people coming to our location right now give it get you down
really Jesus Christ this guy is quick this guy's nimble
got him I got him I got him there's one on the other side as well
there's one on the other side one on the other side
Oh never mind. We're good. Good work out there gimmick. Good doings pretty good. We're
not out of the woods yet. Gimmick be nimble. Gimmick be quick. Gimmick bounce on my candlestick.
Let's proceed let's proceed we have they there's much to do back there's much
to do gentlemen get the right to that one
oh guys
what's the plan for tower one how are you going we're taking it down
Hey, how you doing boys?
Yeah bottom up we got C4 yes C4 C4
We're gonna find a nice door blow it open hoppin hack the fob kill everybody
All right here
You much yes, you're on you. Do I need to know you? I don't have a C4. Oh, this guy's got C4
This guy's got to go back up. I'm getting over hold on. I guess I just got shot for somewhere else
We can jump for the much we can jump for the most
Okay, I'm just getting absolutely fucking hammered. Oh my goodness
Nothing
You bought the BTRs and get it he's bought for a second down
Oh
We guys have a helicopter to our north
Right are you writing it? No, so we're taking it. So we're taking it. It's one of our guys
No, we're not no, we're not no, we're all good code green and make them go back to normal function
I'm coming up the ladder at the top, I'm probably going to die.
Go, go, go!
Okay, okay.
Hey, no, man.
What I thought would happen is exactly what happened.
That was about how I thought it would go.
Just about I see exactly how I thought it would go
So basically what happened is I climbed up a very tall ladder and
Six foot eight three hundred and fifty pound all muscle declavious was at the top with a wooden baseball bat and
And then I died and then I died immediately
As we speak I'm digging shot right now get ready to run
I'm pretty sure red just fucking red just deep it
What the word much I saw far now, he's got a lock it down. He's gonna make sure the doors are all nice and good
Little bit of packing
Oh, and all right, they're sniping, they're sniping for the south, fantastic.
I'm going south, I'm going south, I'm going to kill that guy.
Thank you, good job.
Please insult him after killing him.
Insult him vigorously.
Do we take the guys at the top?
Yeah, the guys at the top of the deck.
Are you good?
Okay, okay.
There's no hammer here.
There's no hammer to build at least.
Is there no hammer to bomb?
No, no hammer to bomb.
He's dashingly bashing, he played through that purpose.
Dastardly.
That should be bastards.
Woo!
Oh, wee!
Oh, well.
Okay.
And, uh, well, now I'm dead.
Now I'm, uh, I'm with God.
Stoppers down.
Up in the great heavens.
I would need a quick defibrillator.
Oh, thank you, good sir, thank you, good sir.
I am back up.
You guys got a hell of a way to go to you, they're right to go to you right now.
Oh, God, right, God, right!
to build these things not particularly you can you can gargle my balls though if
you so desire oh good have a joke in this as we need to fix these doors at the
in front of each other, is there a medium hammer?
Let's see, any hammers whatsoever.
I killed my part of him!
Goddamnit!
Hey little bitty, that guy was massive!
You see that guy was just gonna kill him!
No, he's on the roof!
They landed a whole fuckin' mini on the roof!
What?!
I thought we had one match!
There's a whole mini, they're reviving each other,
there's gonna be five of them up there!
Oh, they're just one lap.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
They're going to rest in all.
I hear him rising right now.
OK, OK, I'm coming.
Faster, you go up.
They're going to take him a while.
Oh, my God.
This guy is level three armor and helmet.
What are we up to?
Are you seeing?
Are you seeing this?
What the hell are you doing?
We got brains outside, I think, man.
That guy has absolutely zero friends.
Yeah, we got green. I just thought I got with level three armor level to happen
You guys can help up there anybody got heels
It's gonna be that's gonna be a nightmare we're gonna have to grenade it or something
Yeah, we're gonna have to grenade it.
Grenades.
Nice.
Huh.
What?
Yeah, two grenades.
Grenade coming up.
Die!
Are they all still six on the roof?
Presumably, yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna come up there.
I got two grenades.
Are we okay, Bards?
I gotta recharge on my body I know there's two there's a guy with two super charges out there 20 revised
rounds of the game you're super charger super
New technology
I'll grab that boys. I'm gonna have to see what I get
Well, I wasted my grenades apparently
Even if you and I still just throws vertically. Oh wait, wait, I think I think we took the roof
Oh
Fantastic, all right. Oh, we're doing pretty good. I think we got it. We got it. We got it
Good work team. Oh
We've got the super charge that can provide you guys. You know, I see you back out of the room right now
We're sucking the circle. I saw my guy go second floor of our of our building
This running us just ready to throw outside as well
I've killed two of them up in the roof.
We've got a massive guy here with a level 3 operat, one up top, one up top of the window.
Oh shit, I went to the wrong guy.
I'm gonna move.
Run!
No!
What are they doing?
He's got a dragon up.
He's right by the front door to the right of it.
Oh, you were so close, we were so close.
Come on, Albie, please.
Ah, ah, ah.
Coming along, please.
Please, Albie.
Yes, why, is he dead?
No, I don't.
Holy fuck.
So you can just shoot me here?
He was selfless.
They know my jungle's already hot.
Jesus Christ.
You're going jungle and she'd die, please.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Back, back, back, back.
Help them, Mike.
Fantastic fantastic
Wait are they still in the roof I can tell them to mortar
Not that what we think
I'll push you, watch out, watch out!
Let him go, let him go!
It's officially Slayer Saturday! Coconut, you fucking...
Get me up!
Think you can check, think you can check.
P, get me up too. There's a bunch of us up here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm gonna pack some bags and heal up.
I'm really low.
Take a... what do you mean?
Are you gonna hit me there?
Oh, hey, I'm bleeding out over here!
Ha, ha, ha!
That's pretty much what I...
what I'm gonna say.
I've been alive for five minutes.
I
Move
Always superchargers got oh my goodness. Do we have a supercharger? I think this is the guy actually
Okay, this is the guy. This is the guy with the level 3 armor
I'm reviving
I knew I killed this entire fucking thing are you dead? Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead. I push the tower. I don't want more.
Got one of them. Got one of them.
You got one more on you? One more on you?
Don't worry boys. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I got two boys.
I'll be too. Take care of you.
I'll be too. I'll be too. I'll be too.
We're gonna be able to pull the tower again soon.
I'll be too. I'll be too.
Oh god watch out watch out
I see you look watch watch me
I use your eyes I wrote up
I got a long journey
You got a pretty sharp voice
Oh
Two coming up at least
Shut up
You shut up
I do not shed inside because I tried you're not sad anything for that man
You're not see you're not sad to do anything for that man because I did
I see the texture guys
you can't you can't you can't be back your landmark all right thank you bro that's iris landmark that's iris landmark
don't peek don't peek have we secured the roof yet or no
I'll be be happy to hear the roof yet no roof is not secured we gotta go get them
I'm just healing up our boys in there.
500 Dara for you.
500 Dara? Oh, great fortune.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm going to go to the roof.
I don't care if I die. I'm going two grenades up there, then I'm jumping up that lap.
I'm going for it.
from all angles from all angles. Oh my goodness.
Two men, two men on top. Two men on top.
Oh, Jett!
Oh, no!
Oh, my... are you serious? Are we being super duper serious?
I'm Johnny Guys.
These fucking Scopers!
These fucking Scopers, I'll tell ya!
Oh, my God! These damn Scopers!
MESSING EVERYTHING UP!
Oh, they're inside, they're inside!
Are they below us?
Yeah, they're inside.
They're coming.
Yeah, they're coming on you guys.
Oh, no! Oh, no! I haven't paid him yet!
You gotta get a Porsche!
I'm coming for a Porsche!
I think there's a couple of them where I guys got on the roof.
Are you sure?
I doubt that.
Pretty...
Pretty volatile.
I'm the helicopter.
Well, yeah, well, we dropped, we hot-dropped.
I missed the roof by like a, like, three feet and just got more hurt,
but I think a couple of my guys made it up there.
They didn't, you know what I'm saying, they're dead.
Gotcha!
He's fucking scopers, he's fucking scopers.
Oh my god, these fucking scopers!
I-
Vesectomy after vasectomy, I will personally pay for the vasectomy of every man that uses a sniper in this game.
I will put it up, I will start a foundation, a peanut vasectomy foundation.
Foundation I will I will put it in an investment account 10% per year
And I will build this foundation over years and years and years to get back to the people of war dogs. Oh
You see that are you seeing this? I
Sope of snip snip pal no kids for you. No kids for you your bloodline ends with you pal
Fuck yourself
All right, I'm kidding myself
Hmm
That was not a scoper though
Well, no the guy that shot the last shot was the scope of it
I started getting shot by scopers trying to sprint it and I started sprinting which made him look up at me
And by the time he looked up to me I had right here, you know 30% health left and then he's finished me out
The scope was the reason I died right there. Yeah, we're dead. Oh fuck. Oh shit
Yeah, I only didn't put the last bullet in me when it was the scope of the coffee
I'm a scoper, but I already have kids
Well, I'm calling CPS
I'm calling CPS
And you're getting fixed so yeah have a fun Saturday bitch. Hope you Saturday's great
What's the situation on Tower one are we giving up on it?
How long what oh wait is that where I was the whole time
yeah I was and I do you might be given up there's too many fucking scopers even
if we do take it they just get us back as a scopers I mean
you wouldn't actually there's this war
area you didn't actually might be guys I I installed people with snipers so often
And you know how like a bunch of bungalows join the green team with us?
What if none of them use snipers? Because I make fun of snipers?
And it's like, you know, mostly bungalows and then we can't fight them because then we don't have snipers.
We might have that for a second. I don't make a thing for a second. I don't make a thing.
I don't make a thing. Guys, I'm changing my mind!
Snipers are for pussies!
Unless you're on my team.
Unless you're on my team, I've changed the rules.
We will we will we will change rule change get ready to write it down
Get ready get your pen out get your pen out as I'm standing it now
Snipers and for bitches unless they're out my feed
Is anyone in them fucking
I'm just kidding.
Holy, me and another guy were just sitting in a blackout for two and a half minutes.
Well, no one was at the driver's seat.
Nice.
Bad lab, bad lab.
I'm getting in for you.
I dropped on tower one for the last time and that's it. I'm not doing my
That place is fucking it's an ant hill
It's an ant hill of blue
Oh, no way, bro, we crash
Don't ask me do not ask me
I'm also very sorry. I'm also very sorry. What happened here? What happened here? I'm very sorry. I have no idea what happened here
Let's go back to the town and ask anyone if they know what happened
All of you boys
Know when you pull me should be yeah, I'm just gonna go to hot zone until further notice
As we're at 92 points. We are absolutely flying
Yeah, we haven't gotten a point in a while. We've been letting them off
How's going on? Looks like the SMG isn't that fucking good. You should go. I'm for a game
Blue guy
What just happened
I
There was a blue guy that just came to our base and he landed and walked out and then it looked like he got like admin kill and
His vehicle exploded. Is that what happens when you find another man raised?
Fuck I guess it does
It would be like I'd be fucked
Oh
You get 20 seconds before you die. Oh that makes sense
We need help at t3 so we can get this thing started we're coming boss. Don't you worry we're coming
Pulling real soon. They'll just drop on fall
Rock wait, let me ask you to be me. Have you be what's going on?
Where we like where we live right on top right on
Right on the ABC bars right on the ABC. I just got me some chili boys
Cherry oh, yeah
Fuck with chile's I
Like jelly I like jelly
Like
Absolutely
I gotta make you some of my homemade chili one of these days um, no thank you
I was just gonna come in here. Yeah, I assume
Excellent excellent pull real soon. You made a good decision jumping out right there boys a very good decision
reported over the tower 1 how was 3 oh I'm at times oh gosh okay good okay
okay no they're all there wait let him know pull it let me pull it right now
pull pull I mean I told him I told him listen this fucking charade dude let's
in the charade these are the teams they have no chance of winning honestly it's mercy it's mercy
i's just winning right now you know what i mean they have no chance of defeating our power
okay okay you know that was a good run i had a lot of fun while i was here i want to thank my mom
I want to thank Jesus
We're alive
All right, okay. All right. Oh, we're gonna live rubber
Yeah, she might be able to just win right now without
That right the job
All right, all right, all right.
Is that us?
Is that us?
All right, all right, all right.
Is it?
Okay, we got this one.
This is us.
I think we went right here, boys.
I think we went right here.
Then as soon as that circle hits that thing, it's over.
We won.
Again.
We are too good at this game.
We are too good at this game.
We're the best.
We're the best.
We're the best.
All right!
No way, no, I'm not a guy, a bad...
We're the best!
Around!
From the next dog, I'm gonna bounce!
What?
I said we're the best!
Around!
And nothing's ever gonna bring us down!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is a...
No, no, no, he likes me, sure.
He comes around to the discord and just connects a little bit and it comes to a fight.
Yeah, he's got an independent program.
We're the worst.
We're the worst.
No, no, no, you like to be served with your arms in discord and disconnects a little bit, and it comes to fucking...
...in the independent program.
Hey, we're never ever gonna stop being friends.
Well, that's a big one.
I play to never see you after this game ever again.
I never want to see you again, I never want to talk to you again, I never want to hear about you again.
Right after this game is ever going to end, I just hope you know that, okay?
Yup, I fucking think of it for you.
I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. This is not a joke
You move you. I actually pray on your downfall every single night. All those exit every single night
Good good good good. I'm really making I'm pretty you know what?
I'm really making videos if you fucking gimmick right now. Yeah
Oh
The guy that just gave to me told me they were a I
Oh
Was that Edmund he signed that was Edmund it was Edmund that gave him to me
Edmund Sherlock
I promised he wouldn't share those videos
Well he did, he did, I made him $5
and I talked about him
and he started saying like a bird
He sang like a bird Edmund did
I said Edmund if you give me those videos of coconut and gimmick to get it on
I will bring you to Six Flags for a whole day
and give you a fast pass and he took it he took it he took it
I'm gonna be honest I thought bitch boy bitch made boy bitch boy
another killer two of you it's made boy it's boy it's made boy yeah
Let me have my first channel. Let me have the first day. Let me have first day. Oh
Yeah, daddy kids were dead and won't
Then it gets with dead of wands. I could go you go. Oh
Yeah, that's not good. Oh
My
God
We're starting run free much like a run free once get out of here get out of here
Get out of here!
We're doing fine! We're doing just fine!
You dance bros!
Dance bros you slut! Dance bros you slut!
That's right!
Yeah, you like that? Yeah!
Oh, Papa Peter's gonna take care of you!
Papa Peter's gonna take care of you!
Yeah, you're Papa Peter's fucking favorite!
You're Papa Peter's bottom bitch!
Oh, yeah, oh, he's gonna take care of you!
I'm a T-nice, I'ma make you feel pretty.
I'ma make you see it, I'ma make you feel pretty again.
Oh, you're so pretty, you're so pretty.
Oh yeah, you're so pretty.
I'm gonna fuck that down, I'm gonna fuck that down.
I'm gonna fuck that down.
Wee!
There's a winners, we're the winners!
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are.
Too easy, too easy.
That's two.
Two's walked away in a row.
I thought we're playing RV there yet for a second I saw I killed the first guy I've ever seen with an M4
I still have an M4 nice good work. I think they actually have to have nerve the M4
This game's gonna suck when people get those these guys. It's actually okay. It's OP. Are you sure?
There the time to kill is like a fucking second
But increase the rate of fire by 50% have you tried have you tried the vector?
Yeah, but the M4's range is crazy.
No dude, the vector doesn't move and it shoots way faster than the M4.
But the damage falloff is really big.
Dude, the damage falloff is not as big as you think.
I mean, I know the vector's a distance and it will be in close range, but...
Well boys, that's gonna be it for me.
I'm gonna go ahead and skedaddle, grab a quick tasty burger.
It's two in the morning.
I'm extremely tired.
No!
Eleven hours!
No!
Yes!
I'm stopping over here.
I'm stopping over here.
We started together over here.
I'm stopping over here.
I'm stopping over here.
I'm stopping over here.
This is your last game, human.
No, no, no, no.
I'm actually not waiting.
you when the game starts, man.
When the game ends, guys, guys, guys, this is a C L B M.
A certified coconut lick my butt situation.
But it's Friday night.
It says Sunday.
What is your dog in all night?
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something to eat here.
I'll be hopping on Wardogs earlier than you guys tomorrow.
So it's Friday night, Sunday Sunday, what?
Well, we got on at the same time today.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm hoppin' off and nobody can change my mind.
I've got a tasty juicy burger waiting for me, oh god.
You don't let a burger stop you.
I'm a let a burger stop me.
We're talking you.
I'm a let a burger stop me.
Be honest.
What?
You ended on a cliffhanger on the mentalist last night
and you can't stop thinking about it.
Shhh.
Okay.
I will admit I will be finishing the mentalist right now.
Yes, I am on the last few episodes.
I can't say there was a cliffhanger,
but I am on the last few episodes
And I do kinda wanna go wrapping up a little guys.
I wanna wrap it up a little guys.
Ah.
Okay, okay.
Well, this is the last thing you'll ever see me.
I fuckin' hate you,
and I hope your burger tastes like shit.
Oh, Kugunan, that actually hurts me for you to see that
because I know we joke a lot,
but I feel like at the end of the day,
we really have to kinda say how we truly feel,
and I consider you a real good friend,
and I actually think that you are a very smart gentleman,
and I like being around you,
I'm glad when you joined, that we could be joined to be your friend.
Here it comes, huh?
No!
Literally fucking die in the game, in the game, in Wardons, in Wardons.
Passed away, I would come to your funeral just to make sure you're dead, just to make sure, not because I was good, I was a friend, I pulled just to make sure you're dead, buddy.
I would come to your funeral and take my butt cheeks out and poop on your mouth.
Are you kidding me?
And I'd move your jaw and make you eat it and I'd go with my voice and go, mmm, yum, yum, I'm cooking a nightlump feed and poop.
Yeah, whatever, you're the type of guy who goes on the floor with the hip, whatever, buddy.
Okay, you're the type of guy to get out of the bathtub with fuzzy slippers bitch
You're the type of guy to eat a Snickers bar upside down just to feel the vein
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're the type of guy
You're the type of guy to keep it easy
You're the type of guy to go to Target and see something you like and go
Don't mind if I do
You're the type of guy to come back out for the bathroom after eating and say, all right guys
You gotta play the rock and roll
You're the type of guy that passes Starbucks and go, oh, I shouldn't.
Go to bed, bitch.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself.
Wait, what is all the way to hell?
I put in other things.
What's with the anti-easy-peasy lemon squeezy?
I see that sometimes.
Oh, the anti-
What are the type of guy?
You're that guy.
Strong?
You're that guy.
You're that kind of man.
You're the type of guy to take a cookie sandwich, Costco, and go, oh, I'm so naughty.
You're the type of guy that take your vacation and have already ordered on Amazon Adult Diapers
so you can sit in your chair and watch the mentalists and shit yourself all day and you
don't have to get up.
I don't know if that one rolls off the tongue that one but.
Well, it's the one time, I was on the spot.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
It's those Amazon Smart Pills that let's me come up with them on the spot.
You know what I mean?
You got to get the spark plus okay, all right
Okay, all right, let me be fuck yourself gimmick die cook it on everyone see you again
All right, I'm getting up boys
Get now
Get now have a good night boys have a good night. Oh
What a beautiful day today was I
I remember it like it was just yesterday 9-eleven
9-eleven
Was yesterday
Wow, what if you put a beautiful day? What if you for a day?
El new schedule hey dumbass even if it was the old schedule
We'd be ending it right now. How are the people on YouTube also saying you missed the old stream schedule?
This is literally the ending time for the old schedule.
What are you guys smoking crack?
I'm an hour past right now.
Are you smoking crack?
This is the regular ending stream time
before we switched like a week ago.
So, yeah, that's what I have to say about that, buddy.
That's what I gotta say about that.
Well, gentlemen, well, boys, this is not the old ending time.
What if you're talking about the old, old ending time, when we had like three, no, how
long has it been since I started streaming?
Oh, two, I don't know.
Long, long time ago.
Yes, technically, it used to end an hour from now.
But not for a long, long time.
Long, long, long, long time.
Mm, mm.
Oh, mm, oh.
Free Bobby, like Bobby Smerba.
Wait, is Bobby Smerba still in jail?
What does he do?
There's no way he did anything.
That guy's the biggest goofball.
You can just look at him.
You got, he's got cheeks you just want to pinch.
If I was Bobby Smurda's grandma,
I'd be baking him cookies all the time.
I'd say, come here Mr. Smurda, come here Mr. Smurda.
I'd be pinching his cheeks, I'd be pinching his cheeks.
Ah, what did he do?
Does he even know like Bobby Smurda did,
is he actually in jail?
Didn't he commit murder?
There's no way Bobby Smurda committed murder.
No, he wouldn't hurt a fly, guys.
Are you kidding me?
Have you seen Bobby Smurda?
People things are Bobby Smurda.
Bobby, let me see here.
Bobby Smurda.
Look at this.
Look, you're telling me this guy,
this guy committed murder.
This guy committed murder.
I would sooner believe he starred on Everybody Hates Chris.
Uh, this guy committed murder, sure.
Uh-huh.
100%.
Guys, I'm tell you, he's got the most principal cheeks.
I would love to be this guy's grandma.
I would love to be this guy's grandma.
Uh, that guy did not commit murder.
That guy did not commit murder.
I don't know why he would ever be convicted of murder.
That, that guy did not commit murder.
No.
Murders his grandma's cookies.
Grandma's cookies.
He didn't commit murder, now he did, now he did, no, absolutely not, absolutely not,
absolutely no way in hell that guy committed murder.
Um, gives me the world's jobs, yeah, uh, yeah, I should be, I should be, you know what?
Bobby Smyrna gets let out of jail is the first thing I do.
And the second thing I do is every motherfucker using a sniper and war dogs is executed today,
Today right now that would be my two things has judge
I'd be the first thing at the first two things. I do first three things. I do
Third thing let me think what does the judge do I get to the show on what is a judging thing?
What can I judge do? What's like the coolest thing a judge can do? Hmm. I commit fraud I
Commit fraud I
Don't know what kind I don't know what kind of fraud I don't know what type of fraud, but I would do it
I would do, I would do fraud. I would do fraud.
Um, guys, realistically, how much money could you make in a casino from counting cards before they get you?
Like, could you make life-changing money and then you get banned from all the casinos?
Like, what if you just go in there and win like a million dollars?
But you really go all out and then you get banned from every casino in the world, but who cares?
You got a million dollars. You mean?
Hmm
You get kicked out instantly now they wouldn't take your ins no no no no no no no no no actually
I like insulate I like insulate
They jerk you off no
No
No, oh
No, oh
No, no
Oh
Dealer, I'm not counting cards. I'm not counting cards dealer. I'm not doing that. No. Oh
God that oh God. Oh
Whoo, that's us that would oh darn that would suck that would suck
Damn that would suck. Oh
You got to be able to count though
I'll have you know I can count up to 10 in Spanish.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez.
Now I'm going to try eleven.
I'm going to try eleven.
I believe it's once, don't say.
And twelve would be once, dos.
Once trece, once quattro, once quinceanera, once six.
Now six is where I lose it.
So I count to 15.
I count to 15.
I lose it to 16.
I lose it to 16.
You guys are just jealous.
You can't even do that.
You guys, all you guys in Saudi Arabia in the chat
are literally so jealous.
You can't even do that.
You literally can't even do that.
I just counted to 15 in Spanish.
You probably don't, you probably even know that.
I mean, if I test you right now,
you couldn't even count to five in Spanish.
Well, I just went to 15.
I just went to 15, pal.
Layup.
Yoming.
Ooh.
Yoming.
Yeah, that's right, buddy.
I'm Mexican.
Congratulations.
Big Nabi in the chat.
See!
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
And also Yoni, very soon, very soon, very soon.
All right, good night everybody.
I'm hopping off.
I'm gonna get a tasty burger.
And then I'm gonna watch the mentalist.
And tomorrow I'm gonna hop on probably early again.
I don't think we're gonna start at the usual time
of 6 p.m. CTM.
I think I'm gonna do a little bit of maybe four.
Maybe two? Who really knows? Only the universe knows what truly is going to happen.
You only eat burgers. Yeah, they have everything you need for life's sustenance.
You eat a salad, you're missing tons of vitamins and nutrients. You eat a steak, you are going to eat red meat,
and it's going to be bad for your body in the long term. You eat a burger, you get the bread.
Which may I remind you was treated like gold in medieval times. So how could that possibly be bad for you? Then you have lettuce
Same thing that's in a salad you have the meat but an appropriate amount not too much red meat and then tomatoes and
You have a little bit of sauce to have some nutrients in it. It's literally the healthiest thing you could have in the world
That's my fat bitch is raised we could die coke riddle me that riddle me that
Fat bitches get the salad and a diet coke,
and then I even fit into the door.
You know what I'm talking about guys?
Well, I'm eating a burger,
and I'm healthier than all of them.
I'm healthier than all of them.
Very true, very true.
That's a tasty looking burger right there.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good one.
Good night everybody.
Good night now boys, have a good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night.
Good night now boys, good night everybody.
Good night now gang.
Good night, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night now.
Good night everybody, good night gang.
Rest up boys, rest easy now.
Have a good night boys, good night now boys.
Have a good night.
Good night now everybody, good night now gang.
Have a good night, rest up, rest easy.
put that head on that pillow, we'll be back tomorrow.
Goodnight, sleep tight and do not!
Let the bedbugs fuck your ass!
Do it!
Don't run out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm back in!
Get over here quickly before the bedbugs get here!
They're out their way!
You have to listen to me please!
God please!
Alright.
UGH!
I'm going to go eat a burger and pick a jacket, big shit!
Let's go!