TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] WARDOGS | SLUR SATURDAY | STRIKE TEAM NUT | GIMMICK X COCONUTB X HABIBI X JOHN | #BUNGULATE
09-12-2026 · 9h 32m
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It is a beautiful day, gentlemen, a day of whimsy, a day of destruction, a day of vengeance,
Demolition, conquest, vacuums, even, if I may be so bold.
Let me tell you something gentlemen,
we will not lose a single game today.
I understand it now.
It took me a while.
Sometimes I died, sometimes I crossed the helicopter,
sometimes this and that,
but we will not lose a single game today.
No, yes, the private server is a good question too.
Also, I saw someone say that there's a new army there
yet map before I go into the announcements.
Is that true, or did I get one guy?
Does that sound fucking fire?
That sounds fire?
Is there actually a new?
Oh, that's incredible.
Oh, we gotta play that.
Oh, we got to play that, boys.
We gotta play that.
Oh my goodness.
All right, okay.
Oh, we gotta play that.
We gotta play that.
That sounds fire.
That sounds fire.
All right, thanks for letting me know, boys.
I didn't hear about that.
I didn't hear about that.
Um, oh, incredulous, incredulous, boys.
Incredulous.
By the way, at least before I joined the game,
I've got Habibi, gimmicky, and George about to join up.
And then Mr. Coconut or whatever,
he's in a game right now.
Boys, I was, you know how we've been grinding?
The SMGs, we tried to get that vector.
I thought it was the best one in the game.
I saw Rogue last night on x.com.
I don't know if you've heard of it.
It's the old Twitter.
It's just new website, x.com, x.com.
Not the other websites you were looking up
with other X's in it, it's just x.com.
And he was even accused of cheating with the M4.
You should have seen it.
It was like two bullets a kill.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
I've sifted my entire focus.
We are going for assault rifles.
We are going for assault rifles.
I looked it up.
We currently have 44,340 assault rifle XP.
And this is the bad part.
Get ready for this one.
We have to get to 250,000 XP.
I'm not really certain how we're gonna do that.
I did Google it over here. I've got the Google open Google is another new website. I don't know if you've heard of it
It's like a they call it a search
Search motor. I believe a search motor. I believe is what Google is called and Google told me that there's four ways to get a
Salt rifle like three boys a salt rifle kills. I know big soccer makes you sit down for that one
But then pistol kills
pistol
Search engine. No, that's just that sounds stupid. That doesn't roll off the tongue at all search engine. Are you an idiot?
That does not roll off the tongue at all. It's a search motor. That's what everybody calls it. You idiot
Now listen carefully listen very carefully assault rifle kills and
Then there's three other ways frag grenade kills, which I would never do. I suck at grenades in any video game
I'm not doing that. That's just that's that's not what I'm doing
Two other ways pistol kills, which I'm thinking may give you more XP because it's a pistol, but then the fourth one is
crowbars opening doors
crowbars opening doors. That's the fourth way. You know that? Who would have thought? Who would
have thought? That's the fourth way is crowbars opening doors. So we're going to be doing some
home invasion today, gentlemen. It's home invasion day. It's Slur Saturday. It's home invasion day.
We're going to be breaking into homes and calling them. That's what we're doing all day long. Home
invasion, home invasion plus Slur Saturday. That's today's theme. All right, let's join the gang.
Let's join the gang. Let me see what the cook and let me see what's crack-a-lackin
Mr. gimmick, mr. gimmick. I'm right. Oh, hello
Hello, mr.
Gimmick rumble. I have never been more ready. I just told the bungalows about my home invasion plan today. Oh
Yeah, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Now we're gonna we're gonna find out where Shradd lives break into his house and put vinegar in his plants and see how long he notices
Oh one of his plans
Okay vinegar vinegar
Okay
What does that do to plants? What does that do to plants? What is that? It kills him. It kills him kills him. Does it really oh?
Yeah, yeah, I should do that. Yeah, I was thinking we could poop in the top part of his toilet like my original plan
Can we do that as well?
Yeah, yeah the upper deck here. Mm-hmm. What if we what if we what if we duck tape?
sunglasses to three mice and we release it in his home and then hide speakers in
his house you hide speakers in his house and it just goes three blind mice three
blind mice and all that like the whole day blasting and he can never find the
speakers and he just sees little mouse running around with sunglasses on we
Why don't we do all of them?
We could.
We could.
We do all these ideas.
These are all great ideas.
We're going to blind mice, install the speakers.
You can do the upper decker, just load up, you know?
Load up.
Couple of tacos, yeah.
Until the moment.
And we kill all of his plants with an unnamed liquid.
I have a question.
You know when you eat tacos before you go to bed,
and then you wake up and you do nicotine like you do,
And then you immediately, you just, you just start
pissing out your ass.
I mean, it just mixes with the toilet water
because it's that consistency.
Oh yeah.
If you were to lay down with your butt facing upward
and hold it in like a volcano,
would eventually that poop solidify
so that you could have a regular poo?
If you really hold it in there, mm.
You know,
My guess is that there will be a time where your body just says it takes control and it says you know what you can't be trusted anymore and you just shit your pants.
That's why you're laying down with your butt upward because then it's working against gravity.
It's going to be like a really dis, it's going to be like when they find oil, you know, they
struck the rock and it kind of comes up and kind of, it's not like a fountain per se,
just sort of like a bubbles up and kind of runs over the sides.
Hmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like a lava cake.
Okay.
It's going to, your body's going to lava cake.
Yeah.
What if you took one of those corks from those oversized gray goose vodka bottles from a
liquor store and just kind of rammed it in there.
Well, now we're talking, but now we might be getting into
champagne territory. That course is going to go flying.
You might as well have something to celebrate because that
corks is going to pop.
It's gonna pop.
Ah, pop.
That puppy's gonna pop.
Incredible.
Incredible.
These are the questions.
These are the questions.
I'm afraid to ask.
I'm talking about.
We're not.
No, that's right.
Not us.
We'll take we'll take on the hard questions
That's right, that's right now where's mr. Habibi and he's beat it up. I think he said he was in around and
He was going hold on let's see I think he's still in the middle of a round
Hmm
What about Cocoa? Where's Cocoa at?
I don't know.
These are both questions. I don't have the answers to.
Yeah, Habibi's in a round. Let's see what his score is at.
Oh, Courage is texting me.
Why don't you dog it up?
How many guys we got?
We got you, me, Habibi.
I got the sex stick.
You, me, Habibi, Coconut, and then John.
Yeah, I'm not trying to do more than that.
We shall dog it up another day by find sir. We are already at maximum capacity
There we go. It's not you do that's fine. That's fine
I mean yeah, it's up to you sir. It's I don't think he'll be offended at all
No, no, no, no. He's a good man. He's a good man. He's a good man. He's a good man
Let me text him, let me, let me go ahead and see if I can get him, but he said he joined up.
I think he's gonna, he's gonna leave his game.
Oh, Coco, we are in the discord when you are ready.
There we go. I just texted in his chat. I just texted in his chat. We're good to go.
Mm-hmm
You've summoned your Genji
Worded maximum capacity
capacity oh
There's closed seat dude. I even
Closed seat. I'm Jesus. I'm tiny. He's a straight cat. He's a straight cat
You never know what he's gonna be here. We's not gonna be here. You never know. You never know. Yeah, you just
Some of the bad guys, some of the bad guys, the dirty kiddies, the DMA card, you can see that.
Pippie sticks around.
Officer! Officer!
Oh, coconuts up there.
Oh, coconuts here?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. Coconut, welcome in. Good to welcome in.
How you doing? How you doing?
Hello, good morning. Good afternoon.
Good morning. Good morning. Good afternoon, and good night.
Oh, in case I don't see you again.
Good night.
I... You already said good night.
No, it's a quote from my favorite childhood movie.
Yeah, please.
I heard you say the quote, Rod.
I heard that quote.
Guys, guys, good morning, good afternoon.
And in case I don't see you again, good night.
What was that?
You said good morning, good afternoon, good night.
Good morning, good afternoon, good night.
And if I don't see you again, good night.
Yeah, it makes sense to me, Pete.
Yeah.
It's from the human side.
No, you said good night twice.
I know where it's from, but he said good night twice.
You said good night, good morning, and good night.
And in case I don't see you again, good night.
I do say goodnight 75 times, but that's because I'm not quoting anyone. I'm just saying goodnight
I also say don't let the bedbugs fuck your ass, which is a very important piece
Mm-hmm that bugs in my ass does not sound good. That's that's good tech. That's good tech
That's good. I'm pretty bad bugs are packing that bugs are packing
100%
Are you guys waiting for me? Yeah, we're waiting to join a game. Oh
Shit my bad
Are you leaving your game? Are you finishing your game?
I'll leave
Well, I think John's gonna be a little late he texted me so I think he's doing one now. It's ready. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me know
I'm ready. I'm about to join one. I'm gonna join one get ready boys
And I'm gonna take what's a strike team not strike team not today. We go we go we we we we
You suck it off, suck it all together.
You move at your squadron.
All right, boys, not the lads, we're in squadron.
All right, Mr. BB, Mr. Kugler, Mr. gimmick.
Let's do it.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
Okay, okay, squadron, squadron, squadron.
Oh, guys, I chose the new map on the first one,
so I just, oh, do you guys want to play this one?
I don't know.
Oh, it's gonna hurt by squadron, man.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
Okay, let me do a little Swaperoo,
let me do a little Swaperoo.
We're gonna do this one.
I think we're gonna, all right, I'm seeing what's in my T-Shirt.
One for you, Mr. Coco.
One for you.
Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
Thank you, Puma.
Of course.
One for you, Mr. BB, and one for you, Mr. gimmick.
Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
All right.
Now we fight the battle of getting on the same team.
All right.
Logistics, uh, what what would you see? Uh, well you could do logistics, but whenever we go
Strike team not we all get together and we strike
Come out. Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. Ready to strike ready to show the boys up on the ground
If we sit the boys up on the ground, and then I'll come join y'all you bitches are taking my green spots. I
Can't you know my god?
Hey, P. I fuck
What nothing nothing I
Wish like they would do it so we could just join a lobby like all together at the same time
I guess there any way the devs can give you a little priority peaky easy, you know
We do have a private server they'd have to do now, but the private servers like you know, you know it is it's gonna
It's gonna be fought hell. He's everywhere mortars some sniper from tonight. Oh, I've been agreed. I'm agreeing
Oh, I'm sure not it. You agree
I'm in I'm in I'm making squad boys. Oh
I mean, I mean, I mean let's go. Let's go nice
Fantastic fantastic and was we going for the Apple would go
Oh, yeah infantry only would be
Punch each other
Yes, give me what's going to better a kid got it
I'm a glielman. You know Coco's an AK man. I'm not I'm in for now
Well, yeah, I try to get
Yes, I'm trying to apparently I need 210,000 assault rifle XP to get the M4 from where I'm at right now
We do glue would do that the M4 is so good
It's so good. Was that the zero recoil?
That's the thing was that's the thing is apparently there's four ways to make a salt rifle XP killing people the salt rebels killing people with
frag grenades killing people with pistols and opening up doors with the crowbar so I'm going to go test
Yeah, I know I don't know why but that's actually what it is
So I'm gonna go test how much XP you get per kill per pistol kill and per crowbar open and then be back in like cheese it
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean honestly
Because if we go to a broken fob it makes no noise
So like you might be able to get a ton of XP doing crowbar like on my broken fobs
Yeah, maybe
Maybe I can just have what do what if I team up with the enemy and I just haven't keep locking the same door
Also, just before like C4 like ABCs give you so much shit, but I don't think that gives you a soul right like me now
No, I it does because you're using C4. No, I think so C4 and support. Oh, it's a part that makes no sense
Yeah
Okay, I
Don't know. I'm showing you when I read off Google
You know Google I don't know Google what's that Google is like a like a search motor a search motor
I was talking about with my buggy is a search motor
I'm a horse power about 400 horsepower
That's garbage
What?
They me my fucking 1969 Dodge Chargers, brother.
Shit.
I don't even know if they made Dodge Chargers in 1969.
Yeah, they did.
Some American muscle, baby.
Did they make Dodge Chargers in 1969?
Hell yeah.
Shit, boys.
Hell yeah, brother.
Hell yeah.
Dodge?
Is it Dodge?
Is there a name one Canadian car company?
I'm actually I'm actually curious. I don't I don't think I don't think we have that
Dainty Pete's little driver. That's just right moose this up
Little drivers
Yeah, it's just what I I landed in a tree congratulations
guys I'm playin there actually no
I'm going to test how much I need a crowbar check
we supply the parts you guys you guys sell the cars
how much space is a crowbar oh oh my goodness how much space is a crowbar
even in this tree guys
Are we gonna test that how much it's being shot right for Gillies how much it's be a piece of Gillies
And then how much it's be good for the grow by
Yeah, mr. How mr. How please
Thank you for waiting. I will tip you large. I will tip you greatly
We're doing pretty good. How about your shelf box?
Very good
We'll be fine. I need to keep your eyes on the top right. Tell me how much xp I get
You just said it's gonna be a mess.
Yeah, it's gonna be a mess.
He said, yo, what up, son?
Yeah, what's up, bud?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
You thought you made the document that I was like, oh, even the end?
Joe, absolutely.
Let's ride!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh.
Your hands got you hair in.
Listen, it's what you hair is.
Listen, it's what you hair is.
Come out with your hands up.
That's gonna give it to you.
Fuck, wait for you to get it on your own
That's still the liberty
I'm not, not open up the door of this realm
Put the knife, stop, pop, pop, and stay in the still
Oh, no, I'm fucking, oh, I got a two-fifth of a shit
Go hard, get busy with it
Oh, I got a two-fifth of a shit
And I make the motherfucker wonder if he's dead
Please, it's the only thing you can't sell
You came out to play, stay out my way
Motherfucker, we gonna fuck
We gonna fall, we gonna let it pop
Don't let it go
Fuck, it's gonna give it to you
It's gonna give it to you
Let's go give it to ya!
He gon' give it to ya!
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
You can't with me, campus Goodwin! Campus Goodwin! Campus Goodwin!
Campus Goodwin, campus Goodwin!
Thanks, boss! Thanks, boss!
Let's run! Have a good one, boss! Have a good one!
Fifteen dollars for you, good sir.
Fifteen dollars for you, good sir.
Let's go these xp bodies.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hey guys, you get different xp if you kill someone with a headshot versus a body shot?
I
Have no idea. I don't know how any of this works. I'm doing some
I'm doing some question. I've noticed a guy dude who's been killing a bunch of dudes. You get a lot more XP and
money
As opposed to the same guy who just got read you do us now say you kill a dude
Get less XP less money from it. You're barely that when you get to work the head strike doesn't show that kill care
Oh
We maybe so that if you're a sniper you always want to get a headshot. I mean nobody ever knows where you are
John Wardogs and a Pory-Mory about to eat
Mr. Coolo, Mr. Coolo!
Oh!
Oh, God! No! No!
We guys, I see us, we're not the same squad!
I made a squad!
What's your squad name?
Yeah, you're the only one not in.
What's your squad name? What's your squad name?
It's called No Peanuts Allowed.
Oh, that's a little racist.
What other groups do you want to exclude from the group, buddy?
Oh, that list!
That's about it. All this-
What other groups what other groups you want to exclude from the group
What other groups would you like to exclude from the group? We're all we're open ears. We got our ears open you have the floor
Oh fucking racist. You hear this guy fine. Don't you hear this guy?
I'll have you know that I'll have you know that I'll have you know that I'll have you know that
today I'll try to see in boys tip number two pin never goes good on the first try I'll do that
many a time I actually texted closey and he says he's hanging out with his family
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
Wow.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I said, listen, you can always get a new family.
But you can never play the launch weekend of War Dogs ever again.
True.
That's true.
That's technically true.
That technically is true.
Technically speaking.
How you doing, guys?
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
She's racist imagine his grandma
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's global we raise it. Oh, that's you guys talking about. Sorry. I've been losing it all
What do you think the meal of the of the of the days for them on a Sunday?
I want to sit around the table and riff slurs. I bet you grandma lays out a turkey roast
You've been cooking for six hours and goes eat up
I guarantee you I guarantee grandma folksy is slanging it 150% I can see it 150% 150%
Come on now, honeybones!
Come on now, honeybones!
Come on now, honeybones!
Come on now, honeybones!
Ha ha ha, stop.
Honeybones.
Oh, jeez.
He's ripping the Morse code.
He's ripping the Morse code.
I think they're here. Big build.
Ha ha ha.
I'm a little bit tired, man.
Little bit tired just with air.
We're doing air.
I would actually bet every dollar I've got close his grandma is
Racists
And and bad is that and bad is that I'm too close to grandma playing out the fattest baby now you've ever seen
Pure
God, that's too fast.
That's too fast.
I draw the line at Grandma St. Slur's.
I can't participate in this.
Is it very haram?
Don't we be all grandma's?
Don't we be all grandma's?
You should look at grandma's in that sentence.
Oh, it's haram?
Oh, sorry.
Shit.
You're sorry.
You're sorry.
I didn't mean to be haram.
Even if they are racist, you cannot talk about their BBL like that.
They have given birth to so many people.
If we be giving us a fucking lesson on morality, honestly, now I kind of feel bad.
You know what Coco your piece of shit. I'm gonna let me see him. I'll give you what there's no longer talking about
Come she's never ever again. Thank you to be me. Thank you for enlightening me
Coco your piece of garbage your pieces. Thank you are wow wow
Beats and said wow
I'm talking about
Hey
My grandma's dad
She was bad as she was
See you right you should have seen that drunk on her
I would love to see you guys just pouring it in the street.
Alright.
I feel like that makes you more of a freak than us.
Oh, yeah, you're a bull.
I actually don't watch porn, but I hack into people and just look at their porn history
and that's how I get my rocks off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy that washes my 30s porn,
grab black and white gimmick like Old Slick.
Yeah, like with a seed cut,
to like what they're saying,
because audio hasn't been invented yet.
Damn, Shawty, their ass is fast.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
And then he goes back to the scene.
OMG, and somebody's just sucking them off.
Yeah.
That's how hips are porn.
I fuck with it.
It's really fine. It's classy is what it is.
Blassy, classy, classy.
On a present.
Oh, dude, it's gonna single kill.
I'm I'm testing these XP values real quick. That's what I'm doing. Oh, okay
I just realized we got off on a tangent about grandma's with BBS
And I never joined the fucking team because nobody told me what it was dude. It's Delta one
Join Delta one. I've been dealt the one. All right. Can you you lock it up? Yeah locked it locked it
Oh, I I oh never mind. I want to be yeah, I thought I kicked everyone out. I walked it well here
We're all here big happy family
about happy but
but boys ups we have most of the
towers if not very patiently I was a
patient be very busy we have pulled the
circle already but my friends you think
the cowboys will win so I'm gonna go
with the cowboys I'm pretty certain they're not gonna win I just do it to be supportive
of my friends I'm like 99% I don't know anything about football but I'm pretty
certain they're just I will support them I will support them for my amigos for my
videos your friends are morons yes I'm aware
Trust me, you don't have to you don't have to tell me that chief. You don't have to tell me. I'm I'm very very aware
Lock it in boys locked it in
Guys want to get one kill so I can see what's XB I get as basically watch that top right
Look only for assault XB not total XB
That's what one kill
One just what's what's all I need to test it's me
Where you guys at is you who's barista strangler?
Reese the second was in our group come on you're the lead
I can't raise the straggler for the group. He sounds like a cool guy kind of name
Reese the straggler. He's
I
Just
And I'm gonna die, okay, okay. All right, okay, and oh
RUN!
I haven't killed a single fucking person!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I haven't killed a single person since we started playing.
I can't tell you, bud.
Uh-oh.
Fancy, fancy.
OH MY GOD!
I'm gonna headshot by a bow!
Yeah, I would just like to kill one person, one person.
Just one is all I need.
Okay, you know what, listen, I'm focusing on the XP.
I'm focusing on the XP so I can like lay down and look at it for a second.
I'm not going to do that anymore.
I'm going to rely on you guys completely.
I'm going to rely on you guys to be able to listen.
I'm going to get a headshot first, then a body shot, then a pistol kill.
I need to know exactly how much assault rifle I can get from each one, boys.
Each one.
Are you guys watching this? Tell me right after. Okay. You might have to add them up. I either might be multiple
Yeah, I went broke last night because I went zombie mode. My brain just vanished
I lost everything. I lost everything last night. I'm poor. What do you got?
I'm a hundred tank, man. You have earned zero X me. Thank you. How about you?
Thanks guys. I'm at 96,000 so we're about the same bunch.
God damn it. We ain't never getting out of the hood. We ain't getting out of the trenches.
We're gonna be here for life my boy. Oh, we hit the studio. We hit the studio make some songs
No, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo is my first hit single
My wizard my wizard my second hit single my wizard and my third hit single
No, that's it just to flat out. I can't do another one
There's still gotta go find them. What is twice to get out of this guy?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Platinum at least. I'm gonna 360 deal and being deaf for our lives
This is our moment
The prize I feel like you got it in you to make a better track than that
Take that back right now when I crash this helicopter into a mountain you shut the bitch
I don't deserve this.
Damn right!
Damn right!
Now lock in, soldier!
Uncles.
All my uncles act as foes.
Let's ride!
Uncle Mark, Uncle Terry, Uncle Bob, all my uncles up on this file.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Uncle say what?
Uncle say what?
Uncle say what?
Okay?
And suckle thing, what for?
Good work boys, good work!
I'm gonna focus only on killing you guys out with the xp
I gotta do is kill one guy that should be too hard oh
Yeah
How about all my
She
That's a great plan my gentlemen all my aunties honestly all your aunties of you a sick one
My auntie's at this farm Auntie Lisa Auntie Bob and he and he Cheryl and he Cheryl
He works down at the pool. He files these files the Texas that for the local
Community pool and he share and he share. She's in the files. She might be a while cuz she's in the fire
Oh
She actually killed empty
Oh shit, oh god.
Okay, eventually I'll get my first kill, eventually.
Eventually, eventually, eventually.
Guys, I'm sure I got my first kill.
I'm sure I got my very, very first kill.
Yo, you see for you, there's an MAPC over there.
I have two more, I have nothing.
Fuck, me too.
That's nice, that's the way to put it.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Can you revive this guy so I can shoot him real quick?
shoot him real quick I gotta test out this xp okay
I'm holding for you but yeah I'm holding for you it's a job go right go right
yeah I can't hold for you there if you go there fuck
I'm flicking you so that's how far yeah
Where he's on there he's on there I have yet to get one kill yet zero XP. Thank you guys. Thank you
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you so much
Thank you for keeping
Thank you
We'll be pulling
I can't go out like this much
Oh shit, please he clocked it on me
And give up oh, please see I have a I have a different body
Please see I have a different body
Where's he going? Where's he going?
With the three sisters here I
Knew he'd be good. I told you there's a guy on me bad guy on me right on top of me boys
He's right up to me bad guy!
I'm too bad guys!
Too bad guys right up to me!
I think I saw him!
Marie's just right!
Let's go man!
He's back.
He's back on the stick.
No!
He's back on the stick!
No, no, no!
Peanut's running!
Nooooo!
Bro, we gotta make that mix-same.
Oh my gosh!
I still don't have a single cow!
Ooh.
If we could use it like training exercises.
Trade your butt off the stretchiness.
Try to be like that.
Guys, did you even lock the thing?
We have two random guys in our group.
They're pretty cool.
You don't even know who they are.
I like giving people a chance.
The barista strangler.
He's pretty cool.
I will say please just take it to try as hard as to get me. He tried as hard as to get me. He's a good man
He's a good man
And I can invoice this this is real what dogs jump what time is the top boys
You're lucky we got lucky we
We are not going down like this. We are not going down like this
This is this is it. This is it. This is for all the marbles right here all the marbles
we're going in we're going in I'm using I'm putting a hundred percent of my
brain power a hundred percent of my skill in this next life
right to the hot dog boss right to the hot dog
I
Actually dumbest up at the pool. Oh, yeah, I'm just up at the pool dumbest up at the pool the lap
That's where our boys are. We'll go down to it. Yeah
Get you get you
Thanks, buddy
We have here yeah, make sure the breeze is straight away. Oh, good. I give you my next wish
We did help pay there's great
If we turn with that's a good thing. These big everywhere is a positive front
It's true. It's true. It's accurate. That's accuracy
That positive net positive that's a net positive
I'm going in.
Okay, you push up, there's one behind you, oh, but that was, that was, I'm spoken out.
That was, 250 xp, 250 xp, okay, 200, all right, now.
Now we get a headshot now we get a headshot she would take me that is
How it's weird
We can you revive that guy?
Oh
might just be one help help me that was it I'm testing it I'm testing it I'm
running I'm running very very many tests
I'm back here first now.
Move it back a little bit.
That scope is horrible. I know it's horrible.
I'm getting my salt patch.
I don't have another scope.
Give me one hand shot.
Quick hand shot.
Quick hand shot.
That's the A.P.C. driving by.
Reds right on us.
They're marked.
Multiple reds pushing for the east.
Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck.
Oh, I got you, bastard.
Oh, I got you.
Oh, I got you.
Yeah, headshot, oh, headshot, oh, headshot, oh, headshot, what is that?
Where's any fire makes me are 275? What about a picture killer?
Okay
Hold on now hold on now
Hold on now
I'll get the behind PD flanked us the blinkers where it's like this right on my body right on my body
Just through this house
My body
Because you may know pistols give you more XP zero XP things guys. Thanks. Thanks a lot guys. Thank you so much
Thank you so much
You missed every shot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for noticing
Let me know if you see anything else.
Keep those people jumping.
Keep those people jumping.
I said, immediate medical assistance, immediate.
Immediately.
Immediately.
I'm grabbing silly juice, I'll be right back.
I said, please don't have a city boy,
I said, no.
Oh, dude.
This was too early.
I got the shit, I was a hillboy, I was a shit.
Jump over it, it's a goddamn fitness game.
Unless I tried five times.
Okay, my body's being pushed around by glitch.
Alright, I'm killing myself, we're killing ourselves boys.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Yeah, I kill myself, I kill myself.
Oh my boy.
Yep.
My kit's so extensive.
Come on, man, bro.
Are you put through the same XP?
I feel like four of the dudes just to break.
Yeah, I'm touched to shit out in this pistol sucks.
It has seven bullets in it, seven.
Oh, it's a skill to a 7 bullets!
Oh, Mr. Furlough 918 on the other team is saying happy birthday to you, by the way.
Oh, there's nothing better than a 7-in-1.
That's plenty!
Good, your son!
I know 7 bullets with Killigar!
This is 17, this is 30p mags, this is 30p mags.
Is that a hood blast?
This is a hood blast right here.
100% where did you find this one?
Oh my god, Rami!
We're killing someone's mission lights.
We're killing someone with this pistol right here right now.
As it would happen to give me like 750xp for it to be worth it.
At minimum.
At minimum, the pistol kill is half any 750 XP for me to even consider doing this.
Like long term.
I remember when I was crazy, well I'll try to get another 20 or something like that one today.
And 250 XP per kill, that would be, I've got 200,000 XP left, that would be...
Where are we jumping, D? Where are we jumping?
You going right at the high ground?
I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I'm coming up!
Oh, I see, I see, I see!
Oh, god, I have to be out of blood, oh god!
I'm going in!
There's more, there's more, there's more.
Oh, go on!
I got one, I got one, how much is it?
200 gauge, okay, alright.
Well, that'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
But that's good. We'll get that till next year.
By the way, guys, I found out the pistol gives you same amount of assault rifle XP as an assault rifle.
It's not a good way of getting XP.
But the last test is the crowbar test.
We got a hot guy right here.
Yo, where are you going, hot guy?
Stand back boys, stand back!
Hot guy's mine.
Where's hot guy, where's hot guy?
I saw him, he disappeared.
I don't know, I saw him, I saw him.
I saw but I didn't see him
Mr. Cocking balls, mr. Cocking balls, I got you give me 30 get up don't you get up damn told you get up
I'm gonna go recon and just become a millionaire for spotted people that might be the way boys I
Was looking at my levels earlier. I am zero percent XP and we got boys just to prove
I'm not no fucking scoper
Take a look boys take a look at that. I know scoper. I ain't no dirty scoper
I might need some
The catchment's on this memory.
Wait, there's some catchments on this memory.
Nice shot. Thanks, Bonds!
I'm gonna move to the pool.
Slowly but surely, under the guise of darkness.
I should be group up all of our guys for this sort of thing.
Blue is gating points exponentially.
They're about to have that APC.
You gotta get the APC at minimum.
Got my points?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
One time I ripped open C4.
I see like five APCs.
There can only be two.
So...
I've seen five APCs this game.
Oh.
Well, actually, you've seen the two APCs over and over again, dumbass.
Well, but technically, I've seen it five times.
Also, Blue just got the ability to have an ABC.
Red's been the only one up until literally this exact second.
Five, five, eight, nine.
You've seen one ABC five times, is what you're saying.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Just a heads up on that.
As soon as one team hits 20, everybody gets an ABC.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, really?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna do his downry!
Holy cow!
Holy moly!
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Gotcha!
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing!
I
Bebe doesn't even pick up doesn't even pick me up
Crazy dude, that's great. No, sorry. There's another helly here. No, I'm already turning out
Why you give him the money oh
I see
I
See this galil's not too bad
I might change my whole galil thing to it. I don't focus on a DSP
Gotcha
I think it's olive oil olive oil how much olive oil did you
55 Island drum of olive oils fuck you 55 of them the hell fuck you
Well, I did okay
Now I'm good. I'm actually killing it right now. Where they are. Where they at? They're around the pool or rather the pool yard
I'm coming let's go for a swim. Yeah, let's go for a little dive a little dip little dip
You think about that dude what I wasn't listening
Yeah, 50 cal 10 guys
uh uh tanks helicopters they all had to they had to bring in the whole gang to take me down the whole gang
oh we're we're pulling the circle already we're gonna be pulling it we're gonna be pulling it
for that one okay thank you thank you that is full full of fuel that thing
i talk to my uncle come here oh god come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Oh my god, Jason Bourne.
What the hell?
Now you were shooting me, you were shooting me.
Oh, shit!
Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy!
I got you, I got you.
What would you do guys?
You just shoot me.
You're more like Jason's.
Bitch.
Got it, Jax.
Slam Dog.
the trick.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Did you just get murdered?
Holy shit.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And guess who that is?
That's...
Remember how we had a nickname for a guy to the day?
The Butthole Come Guy?
That's Butthole Come Guy.
He's watching the scene right now.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Ah, excellent, excellent.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm out of bandages if you see any extras, but you're gonna go out and be very appreciative
Like a hot song hey, what do you want to do?
If you kill people in hot song you get more money
100% are 26
Yeah, how's that already a 31? Oh?
That's me boy
There's guys that guy right here.
Would you steal a tune of him?
Yeah, steal a tune.
That's right.
Let's run his shit.
Let's run his fucking shit dead hard.
Don't cap on his shit.
Holy shit, look at this fall.
He's a nice cop.
This place is nice.
Dude, who built this?
I wonder if I can crowbar our own doors to get XB.
All right.
This guy has no bandages at all.
Are you serious?
Yeah, nothing to the money.
Somebody fire you when he can't install him.
Nope.
I
Guessing a lot of fuel that's left from the tower dude that circle is a much I could borrow a lot while
Something you'd say we're sitting on it. We're sleeping on a circle. Oh, I was at work. Oh, wait. Oh, no, wait. Oh, I
Can use the bench? Thank you much
Thank you, I think I'm waiting. Can you give me two? Oh
Oh, that's kind of a steep price, Coco.
Oh, this guy got me.
Hey, this guy got me.
Thank you so much, sweater boy.
Thank you, sweater boy.
Yeah, keep it cool.
Keep it cool.
Alright, Coco, let's get out of here.
Let's do this thing.
Careful.
Yeah!
Coco.
Stop, please.
Stop, stop, man.
Thanks for the sandwiches!
Stop, man, stop!
Stop!
Please, dude, I'm so poor.
Like, if I die, I lose this kid.
Like, come on, come on, come on, watch, come on, watch.
I totally forgot about the T2 sounds.
Be able to use gifts and stuff.
Oh, that's a beautiful picture of Mr. Patrick.
A beautiful picture.
We're going to get the crown, save the town,
and Mr. Crabbs!
We should go, we should go, we should go, maybe at the pool yard.
You have much to do, much to do.
Our boys are securing the circle back in our base and we don't even need to be there.
Let's go to hunting expedition.
Come on, boss.
Yeah, let's get it.
Let's get some cash.
Let's get some money.
Here's a guy we can kill right here.
You guys don't even see us coming.
Oh, there's a pussy we can kill right here, Lewis.
Yeah, yeah.
Like that.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ. You guys see bandages? I killed like five dudes out here. There's bad things all over the place.
This guy's got any bandages?
Dude, a liar!
I'm going to cover.
Move, move, move!
That was hurtful.
You're a liar. You're a liar and a cheat, Kevin.
That's all you are.
He definitely had bandages.
Oh, we got to open up the other.
Alright, got lost in the loop.
She's watching, she's watching.
Oh, I got my eye on you.
Oh, Jett, he's right there.
You're up, you're up.
There's a dude.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God, behind his mind, at you.
Oh, God, behind his mind.
Oh, God, behind his mind.
Oh, God, behind his mind.
Oh, God, behind his mind.
This is my cover spot.
This is my cover spot.
Go, go, he's gonna come from that door.
We got a we got a puppy. Oh, Jason born. Oh my god. Are you kidding me?
Jason born shoot me one more time. I fucking dare you
He's got I want to see me tell anything for the squad
He's that he's that I want to see me done anything for the squad except for shoot me
Where is he? I don't know anything at all other than shoot me. Let me see
No, he has zero kills. He has zero kills. He's done nothing but shoot me
Fantastic fantastic. Oh
I heard that's against the rules of the game
And that's the rules of the game. At least I've heard at least I've heard
Little bit even the in this house right here
I
Pickin
Think it's healing up. I think you got lit up
We have a lot of guys we a lot of guys coming from Southwest
erin
Stop or pink. Oh, so what in this area?
We're right here in this house and another guy over there
Yeah, oh my armor is gone because that Jason more guy
Oh
Don't worry, I doubt he'll last long.
That is not with the rules of the game.
Not with the rules of the game.
Mr. Jason Bourne has heard for a squirt, not saying that.
He's heard for a squirt unsportsmanlike conduct.
I would call it unsportsmanlike conduct.
He's a meaty Bobini.
He's a meaty Bobini.
A meaty Bobini.
Exactly, that's exactly what he is.
Couldn't have said it better by itself.
I guess it's slurs Saturday. Oh, yes, you can say that oh
We're getting more we're getting more
Well dead, but they were good nice nice nice keep on the mark. We're mortaring from our base team side
That's it. Oh, that's you guys
That's you ordering us right now
Yeah
We're on your team run stream cyber
They're pulling, they're pulling, they're pulling.
They're putting the stream side because...
Son of a bitch.
Hey, guys, stop taking your anger out on Jason Bore.
Get out of here, Jason! Get out of here!
There's a person in these buildings.
Oh, this guy was packing.
This guy leveled the armor. Oh my god.
This guy doesn't have a job.
Oh my god.
There she is boys!
This guy's been playing since release!
Yes, not even snubbed yet!
Oh my.
Oh, you think there's somebody who actually has been?
I bet you there's like three dudes.
How many hours has that been?
It's like almost, I mean, not quite 72, right?
They released on noon of Thursday to Friday, Saturday.
No, it's only been like 53 hours, right?
Oh my god, they're on the hill up. I
Bet you there is I bet you there's actually probably got a hundred guys who haven't slept yet
100% 100% that's one of them
Lock him
I
Give it come on behind me. Where we going this? I don't know if we're shooting all around me, and I just can't
Find a target. I
Need a shot right for legs. Yeah, I need to kill a guy
I got you don't worry don't fucking hit that guy
yeah I see I see I see it's a hobby it's a hobby
I don't think so I'm not in the military but I'm pretty sure how these are
I'm a bulletproof.
I think.
Yeah.
You guys, I'm hoping we could be bulletproof.
I would assume they would be.
Help, help.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stay vigilant.
Well, I mean, where they are not, they are not bulletproof.
Not by default.
Not by default, they are not.
Bullet resistant, perhaps?
blue resistant blue resistant
What the hell is that Habibi guy talking about?
Did you pay him something?
I don't know
Yeah Habibi's just a greaver
I'm reporting Habibi 100%
Listen I have some very bad news
What?
Oh shoot the tires
Shoot the tires with a humby
I'm getting bad news
Really you can't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we'll go up the end, we'll just, we'll just empty our wagon to the window.
Yeah.
I just feel like more people would have cared about my bad news with something like that.
What, what's your bad news, what's your bad news?
What's your bad news, baby? What's your bad news?
Right now, Scotch! There's no more Scotch in the house!
Oh, that's what happened.
Oh, I had to go to 7-Eleven and they don't, I just had to get beer today.
So we can't miss key hours, they're gonna, they're not gonna work.
Oh
I think you're gonna start doing drugs
That's on me that job. I saw your leg. I saw blue guy
I thought you were the leg of the blue guy that's on me bunch. I'll take that one
I'll leave that one by the way
I'll take that one. I'll take that one might be my bad slowly driving away. There's nothing we can do
My apologies my apologies
The slowest escape of all time we got a ton of guys going across this bridge to tower two with a sickling boys
Do we have coordinate? We're a team
Well, I think they were chasing the Humvee, but I think we should go to tower two
Yeah, we should let me touch my crowbar. She would take me again
What if it's like five thousand XP per door
what is one million XP maybe you don't know yet we don't know yet come on boys
come on dude you get double XP
we're showing people in the hot zone
really? yeah yeah I just got double XP as well
I think so
you get double XP as well boys
that might be the move then
yeah we better just buy hot zone
cause I get 2k for a non-zone and the hot zone I kill a guy at 4k
I'll push out a push on the tower to watch the blues lots of dirty blues
Oh my god, I get shot by the anti-air
I
They're waiting a fob they're waiting a fob
No, no, no, I don't want to die!
Guys, I need help over here, I need help!
I need help immediately, tower 2, tower 2!
Please, please, please!
Jesus Christ!
Guys, I need help in tower 2, tower 2!
I'm right in the wall!
I'm gonna smoke it.
I'm going in boys!
Okay, I'm going in too.
Oh God!
I just tried to kill me, I just tried to kill me!
trying to kill me!
I'm smoking you, I'm smoking you.
Sure.
Leave!
Come on behind you, come on behind you.
Can I go by the big door?
There's always a big door.
There's a Humvee over here.
He's driving without wheels.
Can we get up there?
Sure, you're missing wheels.
Sure, you're missing some wheels.
Oh, these are so boring, bro!
Liars! Fuck you!
What?!
Hey! Why don't you suck on that bitch?
You suck on that, bitch!
Get in there, baby.
Fuck him up, baby, fuck him up!
Oh shit, I'm on a vehicle!
Oh god, I'm on a...
I like that, you son of a bitch!
The hell is he ready five five six I can borrow scared
Is he around if I five six I borrow?
What five five six eight three five five six
A life-saving once can I throw our blue doors on the green doors
So good you know
Behind the truck!
Behind the truck!
Got him!
Jesus Christ, it's like war out here.
Yes, you can. You crowbar my ass.
Fuck, a fan Friday was yesterday, pal.
I'm deep, I'm deep, I'm deep!
Oh god, how deep have you?
I'm deep, I'm deep, I'm deep, I'm deep!
I see you, I see you, I see you!
No, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'll be right there!
I'm going to pick some eggs!
I'm on the stairs, dude.
Go, go, go!
No, it's just a wheel.
How do you go by a door?
How do you do it? How do you do it?
I'm deep, I'm deep, I'm deep!
Oh god!
Open the door! Open the door!
OPEN THE DOOR!
Got me on the way up, I'm on the stairs.
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
UGH!
There's a kid coming at us!
THAT'S WHAT I JUST ASSED!
THAT'S WHAT I JUST ASSED!
WHO DID I GO TO?!
LION!
LION!
LION!
THE SHIVERS!
Also, they took my fucking father.
He's here for a keep for it.
Don't go ahead and get in there, boss!
I want to get him.
I want to get him.
I killed him with all the torso thing.
I mean, I'm on their team.
Is that us getting...
I
Worry about these these borders. I'm gonna go the other way. I'm gonna see if I can find a way in
No
No, wait, you just closing them you see opening them. Yeah
Hey, fobs down here guys. I can start capping it if somebody can back me up.
What? How'd you get in there?
Did you jump on the truck? Did you jump on the semen wall?
The semen wall?
The semen wall. Yeah, you'll see it.
Oh, I'm going to the semen wall.
Okay, I'm gonna try to stick.
Yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it, nice.
I got you, I got you, Walnut.
Oh, you know what? I actually don't have any charges left.
Oh, I guess we're gonna have to...
Mr. Circuits, can you grab my friend?
We're all not here!
Oh, we can mount a strike, right?
Let's show you different names.
Let's show you different names.
Absolutely.
No connection, by the way.
Not a relic. It's not a relic.
I know that's what you made me think, you guys.
Almost there, almost there, almost there.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
I got it, I got it!
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Guys, guys!
Now this bitch out, boys!
I'm control tower?
I
Mean I mean
Guys somebody's driving the blue spot cake. Oh, sorry
Oh my goodness
What are we doing? What are we doing?
and walk through the front door of the blue team
and have a moment, and you mold me down!
Where? Where?
Right next to the blue tank!
What the hell?
Is this a movie or something?
Is this a movie or something?
Two different houses, we would never have proven that they're loud?
What the hell is going on?
I can't fucking get to it.
MOLIC!
Oh God, it's the combat hole guy, be careful.
It's the combat hole guy!
They're more than the fuck out of the area. I'm trying to get down to you guys.
Okay.
Oh, you very much?
You very much?
Oh, there's just one guy at there. They're spawning on their APC just dipping in and out.
No, they can't I've seen
Well, there's still a guy alive in there at least you can still go inside
How to get inside
Walk down the stairs!
I would do it for you, Mr. Coconut!
You're just trying to get me killed again!
No, no, no, I would do it for you! You know that!
Is that a defense?
Yeah, I got a defense.
Upcoming!
I just told you I have a defense. What do you do with your hands?
Yeah, yeah, you just... I don't...
Maybe we're about to be mortage.
I got paid!
Everybody run!
Oh
Never mind if he sees down if he sees down work, we're good
Oh my god, there's already an attack helicopter any peace to me of the empty air
Take it down take it down
We got to shoot the fucking thing you shoot it down. Yeah, we got to just play at it like
we got to kill that fucking bird. We said we have anti air. We had it. Maybe we might
got mortared oh I thought it had more right up here score I find that for my
fucking that bonus sniping is that at least that we're gonna take it out he
stopped coming fuck you bird fuck you oh man there's no way they're playing
game nice and destroyed we got to get back our fog because I think it's got
drills and oil so many drills so many oil so many so many oil
oils you can imagine it's just like a middle-aged
children mom just you know she's got that oil stuff children are healing the healing oils children
wait we lost the fog we don't have it all it's red it what do you mean it's red so we guys are
mad that's what he's saying yeah because they pulled it they pulled it it's us oh
I
Have the fog
Oh
Church so either we
Listen strike team not on Tower 4 for strikes you know on Tower 3 the strike team not on Tower 4. Let's do it
Got it. Got it. Got it. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go
There was some on the body by the
I got a sweet new M4 knife joking. I'm packing right now. I'm packing just fresh to offer to
Right here right here this one
This was oh, yeah, I got him. I got him. I was gonna be just to let's do it
Oh
My defense
Yeah, I did you know any batteries, but I got one
I bought a tower for yeah, it's over four don't boys
I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you.
Move, move, move!
I'm coming for you!
Come on, this way.
This is so stressful.
This is so stressful.
This is so stressful.
We got right behind you. Right behind you.
We got right behind you.
All the way. All the way.
Oh my god.
I'm running, Bubba.
Is there a car we can take or like an Uber?
Alright, alright, alright. Tesla cybercab or something?
Where we're friendin', there's no Ubers there here.
Ubers, how? Have you get a how over from the hot zone?
All people can tower four!
How? Can we get a pickup over near tower?
Shit, what's that tower called? Two?
No, not tower shit. I'm gonna be bad guy, bad guy right here, bad guy right here under the bridge.
Thank you, I'll take you blue.
Are we gonna get a pickup?
That's good. That's good
It's a bad guy right on the other side of the bridge. I saw bread it up. Yeah
Should we go up on the right side of the bridge? No, no, no, no
Stop it off another one on the left
Yeah
Yeah, I'm learning I'm still learning and for his heat bro. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah
I'll see more. I'll see more and force the way
listen let's just meet up together meet up together because that that hell is
coming oh my it's Aaron yeah yeah it's Aaron yeah yeah Aaron yeah you just got
me oh no but how do we hear guys what's what's going on yeah you're a fast
runner oh give me those TV back right now yeah yeah I got him I got him that's
not yours I treated yours in wait oh wait oh yeah they're calling everybody
I know you call it to ours.
He's alive.
We're running to 50 to video guide.
That's a compter.
That's a compter.
Hey, thanks for the ride.
Oh, god, I did it again.
Mr. Nuts, you get this.
Give me game rule.
Get it, get it, get it.
Oh, my god.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Go, go, we'll talk, we'll talk, we'll talk.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Go, go, go, how, how?
Go, go, go, take off, take off.
Listen, you guys might have to.
Fantastic, what a sweet, the line, please.
You got to.
How?
Yeah, we might need to drop off a little bit of weight from there just to get some
raises up.
But, I'm gonna have to drop it out.
Thank you, Mr. Owl, for the pick up.
You're a good man, you cheered us nicely.
Oh, we're getting lasered.
Are we still alive?
I don't know what he's doing, I don't know what he's doing.
Wait, he's taking us to tower two?
They should make it so if you do 10 internet captures, then ensure you're not a robot, you get 7.5.
When you match the bicyclists with other bicyclists, you choose what part of the picture is having a bus in them.
Sweet.
Maybe...
We're coming, we're coming Coco, where are we going?
We're going to need to touch down Mr. House, just so we can get some rest as well.
Are we landing on the enemy base while we're all down?
That is exactly what we're doing.
That is exactly what just happened.
I see the building on my right side
I see this going one way gentlemen one way I see this gossop. Oh, he's fucking me fucking me
How are they letting us do this out here?
Look at their windows are all barricaded up on this site. They can't even shoot out their windows here. Whoa
Oh, I guess it's hard to break this thing down. Well, listen, we're still taking circle for all in the circle
So hop in you ever see for about right by the door right by the door. I might see for right now, babe
I'm coming I'm coming I got more people than they do
It's gonna move it's gonna move away from there
Green is easy ball. No green is just the best team out back. He's dirty red seat
I think we should go to the other side because they're about to drop that we got stay in the circle
Go back go back. They're dropping guys right there the other way keep circle keep circle
Straight you got straight team up we go
Oh no, I think I heard some behind us, but I didn't check what it was
But behind that rock just above us
Got him got him got him
Oh, we asked oh, there's more
There's a sniper. Are we actually be I'm here guys. I'm here. What up? Oh just nick of time
Listen
Reasonable reasonable reasonable reasonable I'll get the hell he will bring us in these type
Let's not all hobble in the corner like gollum looking for that through that bag. Yeah, I don't think that was the move
I
Was there first by the way
You say what is the crowbar do we open doors? Yeah, you go with the green doors not the big blue ones
I got a hug I just died I'm coming back. I'm good. You deserve to die. What I
Saved your life that last life
Motherfucker
No, you didn't what are you talking about? You did not then you're going to pick you up. He said I picked you up
And I picked you up
Shit, I didn't make it. No, I'm really wrong. Helly wrong. Helly wrong. Helly really wrong. Helly
Not the hell you paid for
Well, I didn't make it in the helly. I'm coming you a beat. I've got my own helly
We guys there's two drills up north. They sucked it again
Yeah, brother. Oh my god, Bill. You got it. Maybe I can land on top. I'll land on top.
Well, uh, land us on top of the tower boss if you don't mind.
All right, I'm in. I'm in.
You're taking the tower back boys. It's your only chance. You got 13 points on the way.
We got lucky. We got lucky.
Shit, I should have got C4. Damn it.
I have C4. I have C4.
I'll be, I got my crowbar. I'm gonna land on top. I can pop open all the doors to the
the bottom my liquor is at the door and I gotta find the ID because I live in
Canada and I'm flying a fucking heli
you're gonna drop for the top okay you guys up so I'm gonna jump on a little
earlier I'm gonna I'm gonna snipe you're hungry in the football field
Tower to the left, boss, tower to the left.
The dead tower right front is right on top, boss, right on top.
Let's do a quick landing.
We are taking this tower, brothers, for the green team.
I'm jumping, I'm jumping, I'm jumping.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
I wasn't in here helicopter jumped out when you guys sit in jumping
We make it guys. Oh, well, we're all dead
It's the other person no way I just got killed by some pussy named Paul hey, that's my dog's name
This is a stupid name for a dog too. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I said I said yeah, yeah, he's a leader dog. He's well. I'm sure he's very cool. I'm sure that's very I'm sure he's very cool
Not unless stupid name for a dog
Stupid my dog. I'm sure you don't is lovely. I love you don't I
Hate you. I
Hate you too. Don't you dare say that? I hate you. Don't you dare say that? Oh
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Come here, coconut.
Come here, coconut.
Right for me, right for me.
Hold on.
He's coming.
Come here, come here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go.
Oh, shit.
He bit it in.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
Well, how's the weather going for you, good fine gentleman in this car?
Dabble Sword.
Get on the ride.
Dabble Sword, don't let this man leave the vehicle.
He's a wanted criminal.
He's a wanted criminal, okay?
Did you know that this guy's racist?
He called me this for literally five minutes.
No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
You shut up, you fucking...
See, he gets...
Listen, Uber driver, you gonna let this slide?
I will give you five stars if you pull out a Glock 18,
lean back over your right shoulder and shoot this man in the face.
I'll give you one star if you don't pull over
and kick this racist guy out of my car.
I'm offended.
I will give you five stars and a $10 tip if you if you run this truck off a cliff
Listen listen listen I will find out the guy that made uber
I know him personally and I'll get your uber license for both if you don't pull over and kick this race
It's nice of a sword. Well, listen right side is this was a warm-up round
Well, I'm up around
Yeah, this is a warm-up round. This is no warm-up round. We gotta win
Oh, it's alright. We don't want to win.
We don't?
No.
Tom just shut up, devil's toward it.
He has no anything. He's an idiot.
Just keep on climbing. You're doing great.
Winners were losers.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah, you're a sissy boy.
Sissy boy.
Sissy liberal.
We're gonna lose if you don't get the hot dog next two seconds
On my way
Three that's because we're the hunter is we're about to lose me I get that hunter we lose
Oh, he's good. Wait, wait. Oh my god the score this was 97. We gotta we gotta get in there
Do you see for it? You see for it? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Go right here. Go right here. Come on.
We got this. We got this. We're still in this. We're still this. We got to kill like seven reds. All right
We got to bust it. We got a bus in there
Going going. Push in. Push in. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Got got two more. Got two more. We did. We did. We did. We did. We got two more. We got two more.
We're taking it. We're taking it we're taking it we got to kill more. We got to kill more
We did not do that last point though that advice a little bit more time
Oh
We got this
Yeah, I got a heel I got a heel. I'm gonna problem this or I'm probably sort of
Oh, baby. I'm behind me behind me or whatever the fuck. I don't know what fuck. Well, where?
above I think above
I'm cheating what?
How do I oh I got a guy guy guy
right open
We gotta move from the top by ship.
So, let's take the fireball, bro.
Yeah, dodge!
Wait, it's ours! We got it, we got it, we got it!
Dammit, I was one millisecond from brining up,
and see how much XP it gave me. Dammit!
It just popped off!
We didn't save the whole game! We saved the world!
Hey, the zone is moving, it's moving!
Do you see that, boys?
We actually didn't save the whole world!
Okay, okay, they walk in, the zone's moving, it's moving!
We're lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!
I can't beat this guy, they're cropped!
They're cropped, I say!
Where is he? Where is he?
Run on my body, run on my body.
Ready, come on, ready, come on.
Oh, the guy's taking their guide. On my body.
I can't do more!
I'll give him hell!
They can't do another tower, I'm not sure.
I'll sit here, please!
Where is he?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Oh.
Check and make, pushy.
Good work, boys, good work.
I think there's still guys on the very top.
Oh!
Gun, gun, gun, gun!
Nice, dude, nice, nice, dude.
Yeah, he looked, can you see it?
Blackhawk, Blackhawk, Blackhawk!
Oh
He's gonna revive and then peek back over
We just regular can you watch the top of the roof by revive?
The very top okay, we got a
You back up where are you yeah, I'm back up I'm back up
You need to do so much
Oh
Yeah, I know man, I know we're surrounded right now. It's bad very news
I can lay a little bit back into the water.
I gotta team a group over there.
There's no one we're gonna lose you.
No, no, Pete, come back and call the drill.
Bring it to us.
What?
Yes, they say there's two drills in these days.
There is?
No, there's only one drill.
We need to push it, push it for the north.
Push it for the north.
We need to rebuild these walls.
The walls are still exploding from where we raided.
Oh, my God, please, please, please, please, please,
pick me up.
Oh, God!
I am working on it.
Are you all the way up top?
Guys!
A red team member just jumped up.
Oh, he's Asian.
I'm gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be fine.
Oh, Mr. Maurice Strickland.
Maurice, just make it up!
Please help!
Oh, I see you guys down there.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Thank goodness they got the help.
We're safe.
We're safe.
We're safe, man.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I thought you were up top.
No, I'm down below.
I came back.
I came back for my team.
All right.
I was ready, but I only have seven guys in the zone.
Those guys, uh, those guys.
I'm getting I'm getting on roughs up. I'm gonna pick up the love and support him. I
We're here to listen and not judge
I'm getting I'm getting a rough job. I'm gonna pick up the love and support him I
Got to mr. Red don't do it
Somebody like call the drill
Oh, they're parachuting in
I've got again, I'm dead again
that lap and that lap and we're gonna beat you all right is that the circle
mm-hmm I don't know
please just drink with me son please thank you good to thank you we all for
drill no call it towards no no that was so close
I
Guys I genuinely believe if everyone carried the fibrillator you wouldn't be able to lose it'd be impossible
That I'm not I'm gonna die on that hill fuck everyone who doesn't carry the fibrillator including you guys. Fuck you guys
Am I right boys? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? I can leave that whole hardly all hardly
Well, she's that to soldier right there. Thank you, Mr. Ako. Thank you. That's a good man right there. That's a good man.
That's a very good man right there.
Guys, my sponsor livery are really not here.
Oh, wrong!
Fuck me, yeah, fuck you!
If everyone carried into the simulator, you literally couldn't lose the game! Cause everyone would be alive forever!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We got enemies?
They're just dropping off.
What direction?
I'm spotting the vehicle right now.
What's the rest of the BBs?
Southwest.
Southwest, okay.
God, I'm spotting him right now.
Also, 240, Southwest, moving.
Moving. I might genuinely just be asking.
Moving south.
This is a real chance.
This is a very real chance.
What's wrong? Pay what?
I might just be asking this game, guys.
This...
I'm running out of excuses in my head for what I do.
I might actually just be asking.
I tell you, this is a real chance.
I'm not saying it's certain for sure, but it could be other factors, but there's a very real chance of disaster.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
You're right.
You're right. That's just ridiculous. That is ridiculous.
That was a stupid, stupid idea.
This is the warm-up round.
The warm-up round.
I believe in you, boss. Really?
Stupid.
We got a team coming in.
It wasn't a team coming. It was just me.
west we're stopped up for two weeks
I'm spawning a bottle of Chardonnay right back
guys we gotta get to that Joe the only reason we're not losing right now is
the blue no but where's the drill we just call him I don't know I don't know
what it looks like I don't know how to do any of that not a drill
the drill let's go to the drill fuck the drill but if we call the drill
he'll come to us we're still not gonna win the game you guys call the drill you
I don't know
We're gonna have this fucking tower
Listen sorry guys, I don't think you can hear me, but if they can hack tower it was a glorious moment
We're gonna act out your drill and just kick that I blacked out. I didn't know what I was doing
Okay, it's seven it says seven for the code that's it code is seven
I'll revive you and fist you I'll revive me and fist you don't you worry don't you worry
Oh right advantages to be actually made this much
Oh my god.
Very kind.
Very kind.
I need codes, man.
Seven.
The code is seven.
The last code is seven-five.
The first two codes.
First two codes are seven-five?
How many numbers are there?
No, the last two codes are seven-five.
Four digit combination.
The code is...
I'm an expert in guessing numbers.
You ready?
Okay.
Write this down.
One.
One.
Seven five.
It's the cone.
Wait, I tried that. I didn't know.
You tried again?
Try again.
Did you see a spark?
I hope to survive.
I tell you guys, my suspicions are leaving as I'm getting stronger by the moment.
Oh my god, oh my god.
What?
Who's here on this file?
What about me?
Fuck, I'm locked out.
Goddammit.
It's like a hundred accommodations.
How do I get the other gold?
What the hell?
Hey, watch out guys!
What are your suspicions?
What do they do to my boy?
What do they do to my boy?
He's coming back. He's coming back. What's up?
Fuck it. We'll just take the hot stuff then. Fuck it. Fuck it. Oh, man. Fuck
We're not just saying guys. Oh
Get your hands up get your hands up
Oh
These cars are so stupid you can't shoot
Laughing boys
To be careful out there
Oh
And I'm dead oh
Oh my goodness. Guys, it is not going good for Green Team over here in these mountains. I will not lie to you.
I cannot tell a lie. Green Team is suffering in these mountains.
The Blue Team are ghouls. Ghouls and heathens, savages!
They do not fight for a flag or a country! They fight for blood!
Are we taking Blue Zone? Is that where we're going?
I have no idea what's going on. I haven't had any idea what's going on, the entire map.
Oh god, it's a butthole come guy
Die immediately
I said die immediately
It's a wish
There's a better blue better blue than red honestly
So moment of moment
This boys tears
I
Don't do they got it. You gotta hit yellow guys. What a yellow yellow yellow. That's what that's
No, no, we only got a few guys
Chances are back somebody you can
Right now I know something in the background that makes you like we don't have a chance to win
I'm not clicking on that button.
Yeah, that lappin', boys.
That lappin'.
Hey, pretty good for a warm-up round, right?
Pretty good for a warm-up round.
Pretty good for a warm-up round.
Yeah, absolutely.
I've won, Peanut.
I'm gonna get you.
You broke the fucking drill with the anti-air,
you stupid motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
I didn't break the drill with the anti-air.
Yes, you did.
No, what are you talking about?
Oh, you fucking wall-died!
Oh, I'd give you a couple sandbags!
I didn't break any drill, what?
Are you smoking crack?
Well, who are these guys lying, then?
Yeah, they're lying!
The deep state agents, Vladimir Putin, has woken them up from their sleep agent status just to lie to you!
Just tear us apart to put a wedge between our butthole!
I'm pulling up your cat, hold on, I'm pulling up your cat.
I'm pulling down your man's hand.
Yes, I am.
He's divided by himself.
Can not be a house.
I think we can leave.
We can leave.
Yeah, we do.
Leave, leave, leave, leave.
A guy really wanted to ride gimmicks mustache.
He should have just let him.
Are we getting into the server?
Yeah, we're leaving.
I don't know why he walked back away.
What are they saying fuck me for?
I'm leaving the match.
Fuck me for.
I'm leaving now.
Have they seen fuck Coco?
Good.
Good.
You deserve it.
You deserve every bad thing coming your way.
Guys, now it's time to really play the game.
I love it.
That was a real warm-up.
Now it is really time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Coco, do me a favor.
What?
Yeah, John.
Take your left arm.
Uh-huh.
Lift it.
Lift it up.
Something when we did it.
Yeah.
Cool.
Peanut, can you do that?
No.
Oh.
No, I can't.
Yeah, you lost, buddy.
You got no arms.
Okay, yeah, I have a challenge for you, John.
Pick up your phone call your dad
Okay, so let's think about that next time you want to we want to make a little jump
Dude the milky brings back is gonna be
Has got to be pristine
It's gotta be the best damn
You have abacus
We should do see
I'm popping in a server right now. You guys ready?
Watch team here we go here we go go go
Bang bang he shot me down
On here again we coming home papa don't know when but that I'll be home again
Did you change your name on here?
A little bit lonely rocket man rocket man
John you have to be offline
You can be offline so they can't join us
Okay, please complete me again. I survived you. I just invite you. Yeah, I fucked it up. You go and survive you get it
The shoes I was already found the the lobby both the blue and red team are completely office in the kids use time
How is this possible?
They have some stupid CIA technology getting into our games. I think green green
Even when they're not stream sniping everybody wants green because it's kind of it's kind of
the obvious
It's the color of the trees. You just blend in a little bit better. I think it's true. Oh, then camouflage
I'm sure I made brown gray and green
That's the fact.
Give me doing massage with a mashup.
Need a secret language with the team and cause distraction.
Sounds like a job for Dr. Mingus.
Oh, Dr. Mingus.
Oh, he will be missed.
Oh, give me a few rubber, Dr. Mingus.
Oh.
I'm a Delta one by the way.
Every day I think about it.
I think of Dr. Mingus every day as well.
Every day.
I wake up in the morning
Turned to the side of the bed and it's there's nobody there. It's cold. I
Turned back to the other side of my bed. There's a picture of dr. Mingus at that one office party. We went to together
I think about how he was found dead under mysterious circumstances in the Las Vegas Hotel with the heart of Africa and 14 miles of black tar heroin
Oh
I feel for you
Oh
Doctor Mingus
Doctor Mingus
Take me home
Doctor Mingus
Show me your pee
I'm the bell demand
Did you do it?
So many verses
So many verses in that song
So many verses
So many verses
Oh, it's me. It's me the gimmick. The gimmick. Why did you kill me? Loser clip? Remember that?
Hello, hello. Good to see you again.
Well, good to see you again. Welcome back. Welcome back. Good to see you good boss.
No, I literally have you on stream just for drops
And cuz he thinks I'm funny and cuz he thinks I'm kind of funny he also has me on stream for that as well guys
Don't forget that
He thinks I'm kind of funny too
Not just for drops. Oh, okay
All right, you know, maybe not even picking up this all right, okay, all right, that's what I'm saying. I got you
Yes
Modern vehicle vertical recoil reduction or we lose modern speed reduction powers in this one strong vertical strong any stabilization
good vertical control
Minor horizontal control is this but is that good vertical recoil control pilot John on my team?
Why is there a moderate vertical recoil reduction and then good vertical control? What does that mean? Is that the same thing?
They just write wrong oh
I'm just gonna say pilot quicksand
And it sounds like you only take off so they just write it wrong guys. You think good vertical control means good vertical recoil control because right here. It says moderate vertical recoil reduction.
I let this set this thing the same thing vertical control and recoil reduction. The same thing you think. Oh, mm. There's the same thing or no.
I
Go go
Let's recoil versus more control equals not the same. Yeah, I'm joining
What did you bring if you didn't bring this is a tough one I brought a
The reduction
I see it might be the move to do if you drop this one
Wait, what what what is moderate horizontal weekly minor vertical recoil?
Moderate vertical reduction
How
Come on anybody. Oh shit, they just dropped a bunch of guys off to the east
What am I up to?
What am I up to what am I up to right now?
What am I up to what?
Okay, that okay, we do that would do good vertical control plus good horizontal
Whatever the doozy
Cheers.
You can see how much I'm losing.
You should stay in fire.
Saturday.
Hell yeah, cheers.
Oh, cheers, boys.
Cheers, boys.
That was a close one, wasn't it?
Oh, shit.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, boys.
Friday is Saturday.
All right.
It really is Saturday.
And maybe he's playing with fire.
He's playing with fire.
Coveybee Coveybee is in the 10
Couple of these
Here we go
Little bit of that I might want to do this super charge. How much money I got I got I can afford that
I'd say you should get yourself a little joystick and throttle
There we go. I really wanted to do that.
Oh, that is more of an ADS time.
Oh, my goodness.
This meek-willed reduction better be amazing for how slow this thing is.
And oh, my God, maybe one day, maybe one day,
you guys are rigging a pistol like when I'm running.
This fool is not us.
Three things for me, boss.
Wait for me.
Oh, I'll close it.
You join us.
Is that you in the air?
Is that you to control the helicopter?
Yeah, what's up?
Why are you not in a group?
I'm in a group.
It's just timing.
Are you in an argument?
I might not be in your group. You guys you're not in our group. Oh guys
There's a ton of guys in our group including the roast of all of it
You might want to kick up we might not again. We might want to get those guys
Radio might sound a little bit like mr. Habibi here soon
By the way, I don't know about you guys
Something is satisfactory knowing that that guy's voice is literally the exact same as when we heard it yesterday on the given clip
You saw that clip right with that guy yelling at you?
I did, I did.
That was him, huh?
That was him, that was him.
And I need no further verification.
As soon as I heard that guy's voice, I knew he was out of the truth.
I don't even need to turn around to confirm that that is, in fact, the guy.
Right before it's light, dude.
I'm gonna grab a quick silly juice.
Let's run!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
You hear what you're hearing? Listen
It's what you hear, you should listen
It's what you're hearing, listen
Come out with your hands up
Oh man, I'm fucking...
I got a two-fifth engine
You're gonna fuck my shit!
I'm gonna fuck your shit!
I'm gonna fuck your shit!
I'm gonna fuck your shit!
I'm gonna fuck your shit!
Shit!
A good ride!
I'm here boys, I'm here!
Oh, we got Italian guys here!
Oh wordy cooking we're getting boys
The strike team
100% strike team to strike team not to the hot zone asia boys the hot
One it is imperative if we lose our one we lose the fucking game, but everybody
yellow like right before we take what you look like catchphrase right before
we take like out the hot zone yeah we'll say we'll say we'll say you ready to be
I'm your shepherd. I was shepherding you are my sheep
slave
I'm also the
inseminated
inseminate the sheep
I just caught my bottle of scotch and I just poured it up.
I thought you said you didn't have scotch.
I got it delivered in 10 minutes.
They're jumping out of the sky.
A beautiful bottle of one little cookie at my side already.
Oh
He's
That felt like good recoil control at all
I'm getting shot from over here on our side our side of the river
John John you in the military what what would be the difference between strong vertical control and strong vertical recoil reduction?
Your reduction helps with your control. Oh
oh hey that makes no sense yeah thanks for not helping at all appreciate it
welcome dude and then if you go left it goes right instead okay oh it's a
mechanic I don't fucking know
well well well you never shot a guy or nothing I qualified every year but that's
Well go on shoot a guy and then come back and help me with this
So unhelpful
Some type of explosion, what is honey badger do
We call it would be in general while holds are no vertical only means in those specific directions
Oh, because the first one's a vertical recoil reduction not recoil reduction in general
There's the guy there's the guy I'm with the guy give it. I'm with the guy the sharp the show
And I'm gonna get up there. What did you do? Okay?
I'm coming boy. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming boy. I'm coming. I'm doing flaky.
I'm going in!
Shit!
There's more enemy territory!
We need reinforcements!
We need reinforcements!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Oh, never mind you're on your own.
Guys, we should get a pistol.
We have to get a pistol.
That pistol just outclassed us so hard.
We need a pistol out of percent for short range.
Oh no, there's a guy right on there.
Oh my god, I got killed by a pistol.
I guess we were climbed out of the window.
We'll give it one more time.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to kill myself.
I'm going to go back.
I got to change up the stuff on this thing.
Guys, I don't think vertical control does anything.
Honestly, I don't even know if this gun has horizontal recoil.
This is the girl they'll have horse after recoil
Every goodness recoil. Oh, but what is that for recoil is I?
It's worth of the recoil like mostly found in SMGs. I thought there was mostly found in SMGs
Minimal minimal wait, oh, yeah, then I'm gonna change all of my attachments all the vertical recoil control
No horizontal and no just vertical control. You're the best
We got this and
Who's the other thing it was reset? It was a thing. It was it. There was another thing. I'll pick you up gimmick. Who's that?
That one I do watch we do all vertical recoil all vertical recoil
Hmm moderate vertical equal to control my ADS be penalty
Take me. Oh, is it up? Is it in their zone already?
I fucking died I fucking died coming to get you
This is strong words are we go with moderate ADS be doing
You know what I lied we're doing horizontal as well. We're doing horizontal as well
And then we're gonna do all vertical recoil on this one. This guy right now, sir
I'll go down with this ship
Moderate vertical recoil reduction
Wait, then we do this one we do this one right now, but if they should work better
John Wayne! John Wayne!
Wait for me!
John Wayne!
John Wayne!
Wait for me!
Thank you, I'm in, I'm in.
We have his other helicopters. Shoot, coconut, and right now, kill him.
He's a bad man. He's been training weapons with third-world countries for the last six months.
We've been tracking him down along with other FBI and CIA agents.
He's already made multi-million dollar deals
with warlords warlords he's a bad man he's gonna corrupt society kill him now
before it's too late while you still have the chance kill him now before you
I can't kill a coconut whoever's on that side
What is this guy doing?
You're a good man, Mr. Bistick
Kill him! Kill his ass!
Come on, are you dead?
That sounded like a black ops one zombies recording dude
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I'm coming in hot!
I'm coming in hot!
Oh, you got snipers on the roof again.
They're at O block, they're at O block.
Push the EMPV counter.
I think they're.
I definitely got shot at when I was landing though.
I'm pushing the apartment, I can hear him up top, he's sniping.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's it? No it's not.
If you shoot a pilot, is you not like the M4?
That's what we're working for is the M4. I just can't use it yet.
Maybe that's why I need the M4.
It's my destiny.
The M4 is my destiny.
Oh, it was our guy the whole time.
It was our guy up here the entire time.
Climbed up five cents. Yeah
Right out nice. We're calling it nice perfect perfect
Where are you guys?
Department building
Cross the river where I
Was
I was
I was
Dr. Mingus, Dr. Mingus and his cousin
Mr. Lingus
We need a John
Am I helping in? Where we going?
No more building mass just fuel over to T1.
Just fuel, T1, copy.
I'm in a helicopter with the guy.
I'm in a helicopter with the man.
The man of the hour.
Oh dear.
He's not too, uh, is he still upset?
No problem.
Excellent work, excellent, excellent.
Good work, soldier, great work.
Let's look at it.
Uh...
Did I just hear, uh, is that the helicopter?
That is in fact, the helicopter with the man of the hour.
I can't even describe you what I'm hearing.
We had an accident at base.
That'll happen, boys, that'll happen.
Nope.
He said that he said that.
Oh, oh, there he is.
And there he goes.
And there he goes.
Okay, and I'm about to die
They in your house the house cross me how we got one more white more more more right here
That's okay.
That's a okay.
You're doing okay.
You're a fine soldier.
I'll get in here.
I'll get in here.
I need this more to the northeast.
One right here.
Got him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
One right here.
For me, one right here.
I want to go on this side.
We're behind this wall.
The Russian Army! I've heard legendary tears in there.
What?!
John Del D.V.
OOOOOOOH!!!
I need you over to John.
Yeah, lady.
I'll payload deliver and return him back to base.
Yeah.
Gross.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've got a hundred stories to yourself.
They don't pay the back.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, gimmick.
What does that supposed to mean to me?
Keep coming.
Keep coming over.
And I can't collect.
I was in a single enemy.
I don't know what's going on.
I haven't killed one guy this game.
How you doing, soldier?
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Squad, bro, I need to see you, bro.
I need help.
Me, I say Austin is the perfect name for this guy.
But I, and I picture this guy in my mind, it's, it's Austin, it's Austin, Austin is the guy that I see.
That would be the name I would have guessed even if I did not, did not know his name.
Oh, and more.
This good man was a fine soldier!
As I'm just it fucking love Austin Austin sweet just said just said guys sweet
but the guy's cool mmm really cool guy really cool guy I would imagine that
eventually I'm gonna hate him but right now very cool man very cool guy
Ladies and gentlemen, we are pulling circle. I repeat we are pulling circle to Bob. Oh fantastic
Oh back to the fob shoulders back to the father near me anymore
All over I know I know I know with the judge for the judge
We need to prioritize fuel shipments
Over you ship it and forward and forward
We need fuel we did
I see diesel brother
Yes, you need diesel brother
No, that that push it push it through
diesel brother
Ford fucking f350
Yes, sir brother. Yes, sir
I was gonna say Ford fucking Ranger
Oh
Guys boot me tears right on our base right side of our base
Okay, take that fence
God yeah
That's blue BTR is right to the south west verbase like right on top of our base
We have to destroy that thing of the all gonna spot here take over base
Is he back C4?
The least we could do is destroy the satellite on top and receive it.
Where are they at?
To the southwest Austin! To the southwest!
I'm going out on my own! I'll do it for the team!
God's me brother! Give him steel!
There goes my hero. What a mess he goes.
I think that's what we're going on. We will have that circle on us.
Good work Austin!
Perfect
It's a fact so right there
It's from Instagram today. I should for sure fucks. Yeah, I should fucks. I should fucks what a hundred percent like what a hundred percent
Yeah, oh, yeah, it's excellent a baby is this your chopper? Where'd the beat the argo the EPC whatever?
Peanut what what you want to hear one of my love comments on today? All right?
Maybe can you unlock the the squad so Austin get again?
Thank you, thank you
It's unlocked us and doing to it doing it get in Austin you got five seconds, but
How many chaps have you crashed he's in he's in he's in for this game. Oh, please. I'm moving back. Anybody got you for it
Back to base
fire typical day for him to be
can't make up
she's got a lot of guys in the department
I got a ton of guys
the team's out there to see you and I watch you every night. He loves you.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Have the cake on me, Dave!
Open!
Open!
Open!
Open!
Open!
I don't know.
Have you got this?
What's up?
What's going on?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Okay.
All right, boys.
We're coming up on the cameo limit, boys.
We're coming up on the cameo limit.
And I'm gonna get you.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I said watch this.
And you dressed your job.
I thought that was good.
It'll be the package.
How about that?
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
You dropped the guards in the middle.
Wait.
I said, wait.
What is this?
There are guys all over.
Those guys are in O-Block.
They're in O-Block.
They're all around.
Thank you.
Yeah, I see that.
They're in the O-Block apartment with us.
Oh, should we need more 5-6?
Oh, those APC is there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm excited for 10 minutes!
What are we waiting for?
These jackasses, I swear.
These jackasses, they don't appreciate us.
They don't appreciate us.
Not like Austin Pichita.
Armored personnel carrier.
Austin will listen and herd.
He's a good man.
A man who appreciates us!
Fuck you, coconut.
What the fuck is this? What are you?
That's Austin!
What are you doing to me?
Don't just be Austin like that!
Austin's a fine soldier!
That's all you need to know!
Don't fucking touch me Austin, you're gonna fuck back!
Austin, fuck him! Austin, fuck him!
Don't you dare ever lie to me though!
Wait, why is he here?
I
This galer is pretty nice. This galer is pretty nice, boys.
Are we ported again? We are cooking!
Oh, I mean, I say hook, I say hook, actually.
I saw that I pretty soon.
I have zero memory of anything in this game, John.
awesome my tire dreams and I did my dream to the entire night last night of
me just reaching houses you wouldn't do me that you were sleepwalking I was
there with you we did a lot of home invasion you are wanted you are wanted
in seven different states we did a ton of home invasion last night while you
were sleepwalking much a fucking massacre I didn't get into houses finding their
laptops family is six fucking terrifying I'll tell you what we might have to buy
that island soon did my boy this is coconut Epstein guy he's talking about
I
I
Have an army of bunk you later to be able to defend his raids you we see two three words mention a GC
Ten thousand XB we need to ramp this up, but you're in a ten thousand xb's and we started streaming we need two hundred thousand
Who do you think was on the island with me now
You know what I was watching this morning you said something about you know who's gonna leave the island
We have an enemy on our fob on the second floor by the way.
Alright.
He's my stinger.
Well, I'll send me on our fob.
We're short.
Look what you doing with those, you bad guys?
I'm not fighting any bad guys.
I'm just running around.
We're dominating.
We are dominating right now.
Dude, look out.
Don't look at me.
Just
Just try it.
Just play low.
I'll be at the house, boys.
I'll be at the house.
Not in this all about there.
Oh, yeah, you can even do better in that house, OK?
I'm on your team, dumbass.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
That's OK.
I'll forgive you, soldier.
OK?
It was too breezy.
No, it's not.
You lost a border.
You just let me know, bud.
You have crashed on the lives of a man.
Gotcha.
You again, girl.
I
Put you on the finest roof in all the land
Oh, what if you were aware of my fucking seagull to make you watch?
That's right, buddy you heard me you heard me you heard me
She is boys
Dude, I feel you're the type of kid when you grew up you were using magnifying glasses on it
No, what I do is I go out in my backyard and I find a squirrel and strangles my hands.
Nothing weird like hands.
Nothing weird like hands.
People have been there a time until...
I would just drown raccoons and...
All I'd do is drown a couple raccoons and strangle some squirrels.
It was really nothing.
It was everyday kid stuff that everyone did.
Everyone dead. Yeah classic good stuff
You're like so on fire a light so on big lighter
Not job
One shot one we're pulling again boys. We're pulling again. It's a 5-5-6 was
No, sir. Somebody's worth
Fifty or sixty
Yeah, that's a rich.
Got too much, got too much.
Turn around.
Taking a look at various loots.
You know, seeing what other people are doing.
Is there action over there, guys?
Good job, good job.
Use some action over here.
Dude, I don't even know what these reds and booze are doing.
We're just smoking their shit.
We are winning by a long shot.
These guys are ass.
I can't believe the other teams don't have an anti air.
You're so fuel-only.
No.
Little bit of healing.
I'm actually using it.
Oh, yeah.
We're pulling the circle.
We're sucking the circle all day.
All right, on me, brothers.
I mean, give us a little bit of a shot.
We take that tower.
What do you mean?
All of me boys, just tower two.
I'm bringing a strike squad in tower two as we speak.
we speak gentlemen maybe they boys they're not gonna come back we're gonna
bring the fight to that how far away from you are you from tower to our
cross the bridge reply each day like 60 seconds okay okay
Do a job. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Give him steel, boys!
I'm gonna fly by with some flares just to strap them.
Oh, we're getting stuck, we're getting stuck!
We're getting upstairs!
Don't be scared, puppy!
Puppy is here for all of you!
Keep going, boys! Keep going!
Give him steel!
Give him steel!
Oh, I can use that.
Plus, fly by!
Give me that.
go go go 10 4 10 4 go back for fuel
No.
Gotcha!
Go start too much.
We're about to start too.
We need help.
We need help.
Cheers, boys!
We're gonna get out right now!
We're under attack!
No!
No!
Who the hell is that guy?
Help!
Help me, please!
God!
Thanks, Mr. Hardy Badger.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you Mr. Honeybatch, thank you Mr. Honeybatch, thank you Mr. Honeybatch.
Thank you Mr. Honeybatch.
Thank you Mr. Honeybatch.
Oh.
Yeeeees, moment now.
Hey, there's a door, shut door, revive everybody.
You see what I have, see, full for that door?
Oh, thank you Mr. Johnson, thank you Mr. Johnson.
He's on the hilltop, not to be careful to the north.
And he's got, and he's got, and he's got, boys he's on top of the tower.
Guys, we're getting decimated over here.
I'll get this baby you know me reinforcements
Thank you, mr. Austin you're good man
Oh, they don't know they're stupid they're stupid blues stupid reds
John how far already Barcy
Oh
That lap and I said that lap
Yeah, we just went to the meat grinder we just went to the meat grinder we're all dead
I'm killing myself
That's why we need some cash that now we need some cash that round we did pretty
good we did I'm very proud of what we did that round mm-hmm well that went as
good as expected you gave it all to us that's it matters I don't know what else
you said I'm spotting at the beat your voice mr. Cougar we have eyes
I'm with my friend Almond, well there's Almond, pretty cool, we don't talk to Almond's,
right here.
Oh shit, we've got one of these?
Oh we got one of the drone things, is the blue beach yard still around our base?
Oh
Do you see a blue beach or anywhere? Can you look on the roof?
I blew what now?
Blue beach or I have the drone. Hoosie doosie
No, I don't see nothing
I don't see nothing
Fucking more fighting
This awesome guy kind of sounds like that guy
Yeah
What's his fucking name again?
Oh, I don't know
You guys don't talk about chat
Enemy vehicle, enemy vehicle
it does kind of sound like friend.
No, I got you.
No, I got you.
No, I got you.
Yeah.
You got it what?
I swear to God he shot like one.
Maybe I lock on.
The first thing that's supposed to be right in the middle
of the target is to lock on.
I think he didn't explode.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What the hell is going on around here?
You got to lock on?
Is your button locked on?
Yeah, I got this time. I understand it now. I understand it now
Ow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
We have a...
Oh.
Okay.
Where'd the thing go?
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, pull up pull up pull up pull up
Okay
Oh
You lock on
Yeah
Did I win?
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
Thank you, honey, thank you.
Did we do it?
Did we do it?
Did we get him?
Did we get him?
You want a brand new car?
No way!
Hurray!
Oh, yeah.
No way!
Hurray!
Hell yeah!
Didn't get shit.
You'd like to press a button after it's locked on? I don't understand.
Oh my god.
Guys, our whole base is being moored by some random blue base out the middle of but-fuck-nowhere.
Y63X101.
These blue and red guys fucking suck we're just dicking around there's still
These guys are ass.
Cassidy underscore leap.
These guys are ass.
Hey, P.
I nominated you for V.
Tuber of the Year.
Let's go back to that.
I want to go beat you up a bit.
Tuber?
You know, he did.
I ain't saying anything safe no more.
What's going on? Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who's that rocket thing at you know, I'm gonna go over that base. I'm gonna go over that basic load up to the subboard or not
See down, Mr. Cozy. Are we still good?
You saw what I see, you saw what I see
Mr. CoCo, Mr. CoCo, are you ready to go?
Well, how about the hotsoap, P? I didn't get it
I have no C4 too, I gotta like resupply
Mmm, you gotta add, maybe someone can drop you off some
Oh good work, Austin, good work!
Oh yeah, fine soldier right there!
Oh fine soldier right there!
Oh thank you, Mr. Austin!
Oh thank you, Mr. Honey! Thank you, Mr. Honey!
Improvised explosive device!
Thank you, Mr. Jackson! Thank you, Mr. Jackson!
I got it. How many I'll just give you
Give me four give me four of them bitches
You got the C4 from time yeah, yeah, you know where the farm is right on the right side of the map
I
Cool, do you know where the bottom bottom?
It's on the right side with that little blue casualties on the map
There is yeah, oh shit there is we which one was watering us that
Hmm
I'm gonna be worth it the bottom one was the one more guys
We know the action doesn't right I think it was south. I'll meet you there, okay
Thank you, thank you, where's the peered bottom right the southern one the southern
Casio oh
John nice drop. Let's go. Okay. That's cool
Yeah, what about negative if I say negative bud or sorry bud, that's a rock. I did it. Sorry bud. I say like that
That's just sounds Canadian. It's not how you say it. That's usual
What if I say like that? Sorry, bud
Yeah, that's just sounds Canadian. Yeah
You gotta be all in here. Gotta be all in here. He didn't really say it like that
Sorry, bud. Oh, that is now cut down for five
He's coming with me boss
This is that probably the easiest match of this game I've ever played
We're pulling again
I don't see him. I think he's in this window. Oh, he's right here. Come back
The one to work
These are the second floor of that white house. You're gonna drag it up. Okay. Okay. Give me second. I think you could say
It was in the house behind I got a killer says we're good. I should got him
Thank you Austin. Thank you, brother. I
Could go how far away with you for you
I'm on my way. I'm on my way, but I got some I'm coming into some
resistance right now, but we need to hear down boss. We need to hear down
Yeah, I'm trying to make my way
We're gonna be great East
We should pack it back to make that I'm right with you Mars. You're pissing them off. Oh wait, this is live
Sorry, we can't all play video games for a living
I play video games for living and I'm still after I see that has no bearing here. That has no bearing here
That is of no God to win
We need to jump the supplies up outside it can help us jump over it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
How come that bitch?
I mean, I mean, I mean.
That's not even a simple shit or what.
I don't think so.
We're in red, red.
OK.
Do they left a little supply drop outside?
So we can be able to hop over.
Even caught up back?
Guys, blue cor out back, blue cor out back.
There's a truck over here.
I'm catching the fob.
Think they might open the door?
Give me a couple of garbage while I catch the fob.
I got you, I got you.
I got bird eye.
Thank you, Mr. Austin! Don't let anyone in here!
She had you kill me! Go on!
I'm glad I killed you, Mr. Ann!
Oh, the boys! The boys!
Very super secret server coming your way!
Almost done!
No more to run, spot!
I think this was the mortar spot. I think our guys is more to the back, before we got here.
That's some big explosions when we were coming
Little bit of packing
Fuck you Coco
Fuck you
I
There's a dirty scooper jacking his meat about a hundred and fifty meters away
I
Honestly, I didn't kill ourselves even if I guys take it to us. It's good down to sniper. I
Don't want to kill myself
Well, I want to kill
I don't want to kill myself. Oh, buddy. I would I would travel the world yet
I'm a good place. What's this? What's this blue shopping cart? What is this?
I'm in John, I'm in John.
What's this blue shopping guy?
I can hear my nose.
Is he being what that is? What is that?
Is this a type of stupid blue base?
I guess he is.
Supply crate, supply drop.
Oh.
Oh, these boys.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
And it's got...
Well, well, well, ding, ah, laughing boys, ah, laughing.
I've killed myself and returned to home base, gentlemen.
I suggest you do the same, but you go home.
I
Been to hell I'm already going over there. Why why you love me. Yeah, I left you go fuck yourself
Okay, bud
Okay
are you leaving me now? Are you serious? Get it, Austin. Get it. Get it. Let's get it
over. Get these boys. Wait, are you hopping in? Oh my god. Get in the helicopter. Get
Okay well we're the winners that is what matters most you have won the game good work team
mathematically it would take me 10 games to get where I need to go.
Yeah dude, second place on the leaderboard.
We're too slow.
We can make one more effort.
Uh, actually we can stay, actually we probably should switch because these guys suck.
These guys suck.
Yeah, let's switch, let's switch.
Let's switch.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Got a better challenge.
Yeah.
Not even a challenge.
We're too good.
We're too good.
We're two, we're two guys.
Alright, I need to be behind you.
Hop in, hop in the general, the general.
There goes something up here.
Meeting 10.
Alright, generals, what's our next plan?
What have we, what have you guys been cooking up while I've been gone?
Yep, okay, yep, no, yep, mm-hmm, okay, alright, a five-some could work,
alright, well, keep you posted.
Alright, I'm joining the server.
You're being fined in my voice.
Okay, sir, sir, I'm joining up.
There's one for you, Mr.
John Wardogs.
Thank you.
And one for you, Mr.
Baby, and one for you, Mr.
give me and then what for you cook you know I need to read you this love man I'm
in you need to redo water this I have to read you this love letter me love letter
from who this guy I'm no Instagram said only peanut can make someone this useless
fat and ugly famous who the fuck is this guy I have no fucking idea I hate to
break this to you John that's me on an alt account is that why it says burnt
peanut alt you could have changed it up a little bit I want you to know now let's
run
what you hearing listen it's what you hear is what you hear is your hands up
X don't give it to you
Fuck babe for you to get it on your own
X don't deliver it to you
Knock knock open up the door of the room
With the knife stop pop pop
Stay in the still
No hard getting busy with it
I got your fucking shit
I make the mother fuck no one here if you did it please
Well the only thing you can't share
Is came out to play
Stay out my way mother fuck
We gonna fuck
We gonna fall
X don't give it to ya, he don't give it to ya
X don't give it to ya, he don't give it to ya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, wait for me guys, don't take off without me
I-I-I supra-sneak-zai
Mmmmm
Oh, shit, which one do we use? I forgot
If you s-this one, and
I'm waiting for Coco, and he got to join Echo 1
I'll be joining you in just one second.
Excuse me, one second.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for disappointing you, my sorry.
I live to serve.
I live to serve.
I'm joining up.
There you go.
Come on in.
There you go.
Hi, give me.
Okay, I'm in.
Hello.
I feel like Austin is not in our game because it would be blaringly obvious that Austin
was in our game.
Don't speed on all of your nemesis Austin! Don't speed! Don't speed!
A fine soldier boys! A fine soldier! Oh, seven of the ten for Austin!
We will see him another day in glorious battle!
they goodness he's gone don't you say that about us and mr. Wolf jazz use one
of my finest use one of my finest soldiers he fought he fought to the death
his mother beside him
now many of you for several categories in the screamer award to win multiple
Categories is yet with the streamer. Oh, what?
Wait, are they is that the guy with the is that the one with the lady that?
Cinderella
Think of Cinderella. Yes, it was Cinderella. Is that they doing that again?
Yeah, that we just do we just do that
No, we just did that. I know that was coming back up. Yeah cute. Oh cute. He said to Ronnie. Oh, yeah
Don't worry guys, we'll rig it and win it just like we did last year.
God I love paying people to give us awards.
God I love paying people to give us awards!
I'm dropping, I'm dropping!
Who dropped my B?
he's real quiet
almost he's real quiet
almost he's quiet
he can see with me brother there's no way to kill me to save us
oh sorry he was too quiet
wait I have to do some I have to do an inspection
Oh
We just we just we just yank on it real quick. We just make sure it's firmly attached
Oh, hold on. I think I've got one specks. I think that's one specks. We should come on yank side makes it fully attached
Okay, all right fully attached to good
Why you losing it out there?
Thank you, thank you now I'm focused of course you just call it
That's my little choo-choo
All of you boys follow me boys
I bet you anything there's a dirty scum red up here at the church. What do you think we should give it? Yeah
We think huh
Yeah, Mike
Yeah, what do you think this dirty scum red up here? Oh
I bet you there might be some dirty reds even maybe some filthy blues. No, it's filthy reds and dirty blues
Oh wait, well maybe not, I don't know wait, it might be the other way around.
No it's, do we agree, dirty reds, filthy blues.
I thought it was filthy reds, dirty blues.
Well it was and then you kept getting it wrong so we decided to just keep it at the way you kept it.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Dirty reds, filthy blues.
Dirty reds, filthy blues.
Oh you got it.
Got it, okay.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
What have you got right here?
You try to set up a farm look at this
I said
Even as a big hammer on me, I bet he has a farm parts. He did set up a farm. Yeah. Oh capture capture. Oh, we was all we
Oh, we can set one up. We can set one up
I'm gonna take his hammer. We set up a whole base right here. Oh this poor guy dude. I think you've got supplies
Give it to you. I'll load this wise as soon as I'm hacking on myself barely, okay?
You're advised I'll just play a ton of them coming behind you at fast go get up
We need your help over here John. Can you come to the church immediately? We got it. We do this
It first of all I got the church is we have a place to run
Oh, this is great
This is great that guy just bought everything we need right here. What a guy man. What a generous man
What a chair
We're at the church
That dude's that dude's taking a break
Taking a short little break short little break that guy's taken also be set up anti air here
This is centralized in the map. This would be horrible for the other team
I got ready
all the line all the line the church is locked out if you go in there for some
healing
excellent excellent Rick you're building up you're building up the church we're
both above the bottom church church church
remember what I did for you guys what that one that's my fucking pal
Oh shit there's a guy over here. Oh there's a bunch of them down here.
No, no, no, no, I'm just
Walking down walking the whole place down
What's the plastic I need
He's still coming over there, he's still coming over the wall, be careful.
Fuel, fuel, fire task fuel.
Fuel it is.
Fuel to five.
To the east, to the east.
I killed five, I killed five.
What?!
Guys, east, east, east, I need to keep building, or they're gonna get in.
Oh
We're gonna lose this cocoa what kind of guy is that you MP5?
I'm telling you guys SMGs have more range than assault rifles. You can't not commit to the other wise
Do you see that do you see that it's gonna have more rain?
Hey, you're all right. Good much. Oh
Just
I'm dead! I got shot from 200 meters from a damn SMD!
I'm coming!
Do not come! Do not come!
Do not come! Do not come!
All the boys are dying. What the fuck?
I'm trying to switch stuff to go be a boy.
Don't worry boys, we're going to start pulling the circle real soon.
We're going to scare this fuck up. I see someone kill people in the east.
I'm dead.
Oh, it's Mr. Funkin' Seagull.
You revive all the boys. You revive all the boys right now, okay?
There's a large army of reds coming from the east.
You revive them all.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Eat my shit! Eat my shit, you bitch!
Eat my shit, you motherfucker!
God, yeah!
Giving up!
Trying to go tellin' me.
Trying to go tellin' me.
I'm coming! I'm coming! Don't drop the call!
I'm gonna come I'm gonna come
You would never leave you
You can still cry over this wall guys we are super unsecure here
Help me, Pete!
No, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Oh, shit!
What you got?
Oh, shit.
Broke your head in with a hammer.
Forgot I switched the numbers.
My bones, my bones.
I thought that would have not been very helpful.
What do you want, sir?
Hello, Pino.
I think you got me fixed up.
But there's much better now, boys!
Okay!
He's just running into the wall.
How do I even block this off?
I did win, right? You won?
I still gotta build, I gotta skew this base.
You guys think ammo over there?
I'm good personally
So just block off the whole box. I mean you want to bring over like two stacks of like the free
Turkey sandwich have a condo we got there we go boys
Now they can't get up.
Oh, these are pretty good.
Let me see if there's any other ways they can get up.
Oh, excellent. Right.
Fucking here.
Fantastic.
I
See
We go
I am a few years builder you see me you see me boss. I'm making you proud
I
Be working on the railroad all the way
Here we go we can think jump from here to there
Yeah, I think there's people coming at us by that point.
Bring that here and watch.
I'll do it.
Southwest.
Southwest?
Okay.
Yep.
Are we gonna need it?
We're gonna need it.
We're gonna need it.
We're getting naded.
We're getting naded?
From where?
I've been working on the railroad
all the live log day
I've been working on the railroad
all the live log day
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day.
I've been working on the railroad.
What happened, Jimmy?
All the live long day.
Got a guy 30 times.
We're getting more and more.
I've been working on the railroad all the live long day.
He's not dead. Are you kidding me?
There we go this place is coming along nicely. Cheers, boys, cheers!
It's like a reward for all our hard work.
Guys, I said it before and I'll say it again. I was not this before this. This game has definitely made me authentic.
I love you
Here we go, here we go
and I'm dead guys there's a gun outside he's reviving he's reviving his teammate 2 and
he's reviving 2 and he's reviving 2 you gotta push down go get him push down
Oh my god he dropped shot it help you son of a bitch you son of a bitch I was building
a beautiful a beautiful home and we can reach a family and you won't act are you gonna need
to pick up are you gonna respond if I'm why are you I you pick up I you pick up oh Austin's
on the way we're saved guys don't worry Austin's on the way we're saved
Oh
Well, you look like an asshole now, buddy
Dad and mate now he said he doesn't have any parents
I've been working on the rail road all the live long day here we go nice and easy
I said easy
Oh, we built this you Peter keep building I'm good but I'm good
Wait, what the oh bro nice back
Wait repeat put some uh, put some like small barricades like like the other bottoms
We climb up and shoot them. You're like peak down
We could use some more match we're putting any more ammo. I'm gonna start building some anti-air stuff
I'm putting beat down to put beat down
Here we go nice easy
Welcome in, Austin! Welcome in!
Ah, lovely. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
The gang's back together.
The gang is back together.
Wait, who destroyed my door over here? What the hell?
Some asshole destroyed my door!
Oh, shit.
Thanks for the beer.
My wife just made me shit my pants. Who's cleaning this up?
I've built a couple bad boys gotta build a couple of these barbed wire bad boys so is
Was it clear?
Did you just check in the bags?
Keep coming for you bandages.
It's almost a key, it's almost a key, almost a-
BOOBIE!
I need to get into a battle.
Oh my god, no, not a skirmish, a battle.
I need to get into a battle.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, give you into a battle, you know?
Not a skirmish, a battle.
Come on.
Come on.
You know what I'm saying like give you to a barrel, you know
It worked everybody
Okay, this guy you also gonna put away we begin on top of the roof deal
Oh, all right
Okay, guys, guys, they're watering us again. They're watering us again. I'm gonna build some water so you water back, okay?
What I'm gonna get is someone destroy my door over here. What the hell is going on?
Here here put your assholes
This guy's everywhere over here.
They're destroying my beautiful home!
They're destroying my beautiful home!
They're destroying the doors!
Is it one more...
God damn it!
They keep destroying my shit!
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go play the game. I'm gonna go on some.
What? What about the mortars?
Me and Giver are gonna have fun in the pool.
Eeeeeee!
I forgot my beatings dude.
Thanksgiving dinner. Oh God that's not horrible. Oh
You know where to shoot those borders from
That's cuz they're blowing it up
There's two on there, and then you're taking these two as well.
Be more ammo for the borders!
Okay, hang on a minute.
How did he- WHAT?!
How did he get up there?!
Wait, is the church being invaded?
The church is being invaded!
I secured the outside perfectly!
There's no way he could have got up there!
What would you double check to do?
Hey, this way we don't let you be the builder.
Come on, boys.
I'll turn my heart as much!
I
Can climb that wall you can't it's too tall
You're in a boat that thing flies horribly
I can watch them up
How are these guys getting on top of the wall small and a little small boat I don't understand
Why the left side doesn't matter you can't jump up on that wall. How are they doing this?
They're just jumping over the wall. Maybe a vehicle. Maybe use the car
What
I'm dead again
How'd they get up there?
They probably flew and parachuteed in.
You think so?
I feel like we would have seen that.
Church has railing around bottom outside.
Everybody's dead.
Well done, well done.
They're taking the church!
I'm taking my fuck.
Yeah, we gotta take that bitch back.
We'll see.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Well, you know, you suck.
I don't think they're biased.
Everybody's making fun of me.
I was just trying to build a lovely home for the Sarasha family.
How is the damn door to this place, dammit?
Well, and it's gone.
So we're going to fight it.
Tooth the death of that guy.
And it's gone.
Okay, you know what?
I'm killing myself.
Get in the chopper!
We're going back in there.
Strike team nine.
We're taking it back.
That's the mess out there.
Yeah!
We're at the church. We're building a beautiful home.
We need vengeance. We need death.
He stole the turn, Mr. Heavy, but they stole it!
I don't know if I'm under our noses.
That didn't even happen!
We gotta go back there now!
The grandfather used to go there to the bridge every day.
Can you make sure to take the church back, Mr. Knott?
No, I want it! I want it! We're taking that turn back!
And it's a lot of thing we do!
How the fuck does the other team not have any AA yet?
Sean Wardance, get me Q-Skip.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I'M JUMPED AND BOIED!
Yeah, if the next month you'll be 18 and you can fight them.
I'm gonna go to the church, right there, church, where you guys at?
Locking.
Coming back.
Hey, what's up, what's up?
Come again, come again.
I'll push up, push up.
If we get to all these guys and capture our church back.
I'm gonna go.
Those thieves.
I got Coco.
Thieves, cheats and liars.
They took our home, but they would never take our spirit
George
They have tower to which means they got an easy access to church
So if we take out tower to we take our church. Oh, no, we take church first
All right. Well, that's the way it is. That's what it is. It's where it is
That's the way
It is what it is
Like it back
I'm recording we don't need fucking men
Thank you, John, I'm off it all.
No, no, no! No!
There's a guy just stroking his cock out at the base of the church for some reason.
What is he doing there?
That's not the place to do it.
That is not the place to do it.
Does he think it's the milk aisle of a Walmart?
Oh my god.
That's the ideal spot to do that type of activity.
Imagine we gotta go back to the church!
I'm here. I'm here, baby.
Austin's right. Austin's right!
Come on.
We're going to take this job back for no particular reason.
Oh, it's the center of the map!
If you control the church, you control the map!
Nice little quag, little quag, little yo-
Okay, cool, they can stand on that wall, they just peaked.
He wouldn't
That guy that guy I don't know about that guy. I don't know about mr. Cruz. No mr. Cruz
He's the guy that double-headed me full-auto with an MP9 at like 150 meters
He is currently cooking at the top of the leaderboard 36 kills six days
I don't know about that guy.
Little suspicious.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I killed three.
Someone ping the top of the church.
I'm going to drop you guys on the top of the church.
It's the Boston building in the middle of the map.
Yeah, hit it, hit it.
Wait, it's right here boys. This is the church right here boys drop it
We're dropping in we're waiting for no one
Okay, okay guys, we won't we just die there
Yeah, that sounds like a stupid idea. You're a stupid man with stupid ideas.
Wow, it really worked.
You know what's attacking the church now too.
I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!
Please, please, please help me.
I'm gonna kill you!
Please, please, please, please.
Thank you, who do I make the check out to who do I make the check out to
Actually, no that would be Aaron Jager with a rocket launcher
Really
No!
Dude, he got so lucky!
And it's gone!
And it's gone!
And it's gone!
Alright, well guys, well, I don't know
Did anyone say that jumping off the roof of the church might not work
Because I was a very adamant supporter of that plan
And I said it's really gonna work!
I was certain of it!
Half the team didn't wait
Half the team didn't wait
If they had all the time
Thank you, Austin. Austin says your ID was stupid, and then you're a stupid man.
I'm going back to your fuck where Austin says.
Austin says he doesn't give a fuck what you say.
A man named Austin.
I'm going to get out of bed. I'm going to get out of the house.
I'm going to get out of bed.
Oh, it was a fight word.
I would think that.
Everything that better that kid is going to shove into a locker.
She's gonna actually come out of us, so you can go get her, huh?
Go get that hop on rest right now, Russ.
It'll be 1B.
You're gonna need to kick you out of this fucking squad.
Well, I actually think Austin's right.
He can definitely 1B1 come go any day that we can rush.
Don't burn me, huh?
You want the fuck to eat or what, man?
You better learn to respect your own rules.
I also have to do with Austin.
He'll be able to jump out of the church for stupid.
You little shit.
Yeah, he chose not to have any bitches idiot
Get out boys!
I got the process in this conversation.
I got the process.
Oh this might not end good.
Oh fuck.
He got the helicopter landing on me and killed me.
I got a fucking dog!
Fucking thing.
You stupid fucking...
What are we doing?
What is going on?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Thank you boys, thank you.
Little Mary healing.
Well, I'm thinking about me, thinking about me.
Thank you.
All right, we're just staying in the zone.
Honestly, they can have the church.
Whatever, we're staying in the zone.
I'm gonna eat some pasta.
Oh, that's delicious.
Cheers, boys, cheers!
I'm not going into the church. I'm just patrolling it.
I gave it to you in a real life.
Thank you, Richard.
We're a king. He never gave us his meat and noodles.
noodles dude I'd never had the hamburger helper it's not hamburger
helper it is refined homemade vegan noodles all I remember having is just
noodles that is that is basically no yeah except for that one dinner where we
went detect his word house and ate too many appetizers and then left with all
five of our burgers completely un-eaten
One bite, everyone knows the rules.
One bite.
That's one bite.
That's just an attack on the counter.
Right above us, boys. Right above us.
Right there.
Little bit of packing.
To the fob, baby.
The fob.
I thought we were giving up the church.
No, no, no.
Oh, shoot.
You're talent, dude. You're talent, dude.
Come on boys and girls, do you follow me brothers?
Go, go, go!
How did they get the pool numbers?
You know what I have to do, I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Oh no!
Do you have the jacquelys?
Oh my god!
So much fun.
Tackle each other
So much death and destruction in this war
At least I'll get my 20% discounted in these
I'll get him.
It's all the matters.
It's all the matters.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in.
We got to move.
It's actually 10.
Oh, it's actually 10 percent.
Oh, dude.
Wow, is that worth it or what, guys?
Woo!
Peanut good nuts excellent question the world may never know the seven mysteries of the world
Oh my god, oh my god, dude, how are these mortars just landing next to me every single time
Guys, I hate that you can't do how to cop the glass I
Hate that
You know I'm telling you the last two to go check my bod the last two mags I put the last two helicopters were perfect shots all of them
The previous one and this one yeah, this one I miss like two or three shots the past one I hit miss a single shot
The past one blew up
Fantastic thing. Yeah, what's that? He's got a lord at that much
Open the door. We're blue team open the door. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm fucking blind
Go go go go go. Oh
I got back up. There's another door
Oh, fuck me, please, come on!
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Please, please, please!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
What?!
What?!
Oh, we're all dead.
Does he have a handgun tank to his helmet?!
How did that guy even shoot me?!
I don't know where we're now.
Are you guys inside?
Yes, we're inside.
some heaven because they're an hour late!
I'm gonna get a job, man.
I can't get in there.
Oh god, they're taking me to their blue sex dungeon!
Help!
Help!
They're gonna fuck me!
Oh, I'm stealing him.
I can't get him!
Wait, no, don't take anything!
I'm 260!
Yeah, you're gonna fuck me!
No, don't fuck me! Don't fuck me!
Oh, blue teeth, fucking me!
Hey guys, just wanna remind you this gun is not loaded, so no reason to shoot you guys, gun is not loaded, gun's not loaded...
Alright.
Okay.
Alright. Alright.
Are you guys actually coming back to tower two?
Uh, I'm still in tower two.
Guys hold on wait a second hold on everybody. Okay. I see
Okay, all right reverse guys wants to play that way. I'll come back with the with the cavalry
I'll come back with the cavalry and we'll kill them all
We're going to tower two boys
I'm gonna fuck every dead corpse we're done
That's what matters at the end of the day, guys.
He's got the spirit in his heart, in his heart.
I would assume Austin is very much into model trains.
Very, very much into model trains.
You show him an airplane, I don't care what altitude it's at.
He's telling you the model number just based on sight alone.
One look at an airplane, and he is telling you
the exact model number immediately.
I'm talking about myself?
Yeah, go ahead.
W-all planes are in the church, actually.
I'm talking about myself?
I
Just a lucky guest I repeat just a lucky guest soldier
We're landing at tower two tower two give me give me two round boss. We're gonna talk to
Oh, they're right, there's still a red guy, and I'm looking if there's more from them dudes.
I'm just waiting for you guys.
Are you a sloth?
No, they're not stupid.
Maybe you're dead?
I got you, I took them, J.G.
Oh, oh.
Hey guys, how you doing?
What? I took my helicopter, guys.
I had him, I had him, I shot his cock off!
There you go, here's a gift.
I mean you could have told me there was a thousand guys there.
Uh, John said it about four or five times.
No he didn't.
No he didn't.
I would remember if he said that.
I would remember something like that.
That's important information.
I'm, I'm spotting on the tank.
I'm not flying back over.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm waiting for you guys at the pool if you spotted the tank. I'm waiting with the pool. I'm coming I'm coming
I'm actually eating some hamper. This is really my chamber to help her
Pasta with me
Beach yards at the pool you liar
No
Oh fuck the day!
I mean my god, I'm sitting here!
Okay, thank you. Thank you.
Now I will go to war.
Until John gave me up to the enemy.
Alright, there's a guy camping our father in the northeast.
Luckily he is terrible, so I'm going to go and vissurate him into Adams.
and he's got he will be missed he will be remembered good work everybody good
right
oh who was okay this be a peanut I'm your friend remember no I don't look at
the veins on the top side of my cock remember me yes you remember me now
Oh my god, are you guys going to the church now?
Oh wait, what's the plan?
Friendoo!
Then we're going to church!
Oh my god.
Lord of creation.
Going back.
Heading back.
Hey, make it stress out ya gimmick, will ya?
Relax, relax.
You'll be fine boss, you'll be fine.
Sit there waiting like a idiot.
You'll be fine, you'll be fine.
I can fly.
The man in a suit with a bouquet of flowers sitting alone at a restaurant.
Oh.
He made a chair across from him.
Oh.
Looking at his watch.
Oh.
Oh.
Who's supposed to be there at the restaurant with him?
You.
Oh.
I'm at the church, I'm at the church, I'm at the church.
We got some others.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
We're outside, we're outside.
We're outside. We're outside. We're gonna come with me. Watch it
They're all on the outside
Shit shit, I blew it. I blew it. There's a lot more. There's a lot more
Do a little reshout
I got a little bit bad.
I got a couple over here as well.
Need help?
That was kind of building as is.
I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
Need to hear the sacrificial lamb.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Don't offer.
I'm coming in, I'm coming.
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Go back to logistic, dude.
We were fucking...
I got you.
I'm going right to tower 2.
I'm going right to tower 2, as we speak.
These people built a maze.
You built this!
You broke this!
You know they added a ton more when I was gone!
I knew you couldn't climb on these walls!
Then we told me I was fucking crazy!
This is your creation!
This is not my creation! They added a ton more!
The hell, who's this guy?
Sir! Sir!
Don't worry, I'm on the red team!
Are you guys still alive?
I'm still alive, I'm still alive!
I'm still on some reds!
I'm behind you, I'm behind you, will ya?
I don't know why I actually am here.
I'm here right now.
We're fine, we're fine, we're right here.
We got you.
You guys just way too fast.
Too quickly.
I'm really approaching the church door.
I met the fog.
Are you there inside? Are you jogging?
Let's clear out the outside, let's clear the perimeter, then we'll go in, yeah?
Another one, another one!
Oh
My my gun just stopped shooting you got jammed this game
I don't know I've had that happen a few times
You got jammed this game with something I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alone. I was your gun getting mechanic
Mouse jam it must be they got a job
I just stopped shooting. Oh, there is a gun jamming mechanic guys my gun literally jammed while killing somebody
That's real. That's real. That's real.
It jammed?
It jammed when I was shooting somebody.
Yeah. What? No, no. You must be an I.
No, no, because I then stopped shooting ran back and without reloading and started shooting again.
I had, I looked at the bottom of my screen at about 40% of a back lamp.
You're doing it while you're gunning?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
You go down you guys.
I'm literally up next to the door.
There's guys parachuting in.
It's a bug.
I've had to shave there.
I'm not teaching you.
I thought we were watching.
Oh, maybe it's a bug apparently.
I'm getting where it might be a bug.
Here we go.
Right next to you.
Can you let me rush to you?
I'm going to be right behind you.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Do you want to see me later?
D4.
D4.
these are more than all right for me be careful
we're safe we're safe
such a dead guy
I mean some eggs are these are waters I don't know I feel like you got the entire church take the
bomb
I think we got the church first I think like five inside
Yeah, there's a lot of men in here.
I'm still a T2 all by myself.
Little T2 boy.
All by myself.
Little T2.
Church is clear.
I mean church is clear boys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
When can you go pray?
Oh god!
I'm on your T2 edge!
Oh
My mommy in the church in the church in the church
I need a big hammer though right when it's done so I can hear it
I
Just protocol sir protocol protocol it's it's it's military protocol
This is an order to things a hierarchy
Guy raised a great point
We got guys come again, oh shit I
I need a hammer, I need a hammer.
Do you want a hammer?
I need a hammer right here.
You got guys coming at us.
You got good.
I want that.
I got a hammer, I got a hammer on the short building.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We gotta find him coconut. We gotta find him who killed him. I don't know. Will you start the investigation?
I trust you'll find him
Okay, good
Just good I knew I could trust you
Oh
my shit that I just built what the hell oh yeah
bring me back son bring me back one more
that's a bonobo and stuff
these are toys
little bitty healing
every time I build a door some jackass blows it up with a mortar
No.
You've lost your money today on Helicopters for the next three weeks.
John Papa Tower 2. John Spade is good, but he could not get me there.
You and John have a lot of sexual attention.
100% I was about to say the same thing.
A lot of sexual attention between the heavy being John.
100%
The entire time the BBs are talking.
Oh god, I got a cop there! I got a cop there!
I got John!
Okay, he kills me then flies away.
Thank you, Mr. Ida, thank you, Mr. Ida.
Nice!
We need a rocket launcher at the church now.
This is the attack I got here.
Hold the line!
Any banshee, any banshee!
He was got the banshee's boys
Your side yes, yes, yes, let's
Good doors on the doors
TP buddy
Jesus Christ
Actually do that would you John nope. I'm right here. Hey, baby. Hey, baby step
Oh
Coming and coming
That cost me $80 John
Is that my fault?
You have a couple bandages for me boss.
It's your bandage you're too wet can I do them?
Oh God!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys around the round, I couldn't find a single bandage.
And that guy just gives me a swathe of two!
Who are these assholes coming in here just shoot me in the front of the way!
I didn't see his-
Sorry.
He's not your-
I told you.
You see him, bitch?
Whatcha-
Ooh!
Whatcha-
HOOL AGAIN!
I can't wait for him to be able to go to bed.
I'm not gonna wait in.
He's on me.
He's on my wiener, guys.
Help.
No, I didn't see this.
He's got a really, really small chopper.
Very, very small.
Hmm.
I'm fed up, fed up, fed up!
That should be how many pages, should be how many pages!
I'm crazy.
He, I need help!
How many benches I'm ten health?
I can't do nothing but...
I'm on my way but I'm cleaning these mouths first day.
I can't do nothing but...
I can't clean the air drop. Eat that.
We need a benzy a drop of the church ASAP ASAP.
I got two rows of benches in that.
Oh shit!
Dude, a coconut I have ten health and there's a hundred wrench around it.
I'll do it for you! I'll do it for you!
No you won't! No you would not!
I'm fucking up coming!
No children of mine! I got you, Vos!
What the hell did I do?
Oh, God. We're going back at the church, back at the church.
How much you close with? How much you close with?
Hey, we're going to go for a run!
Jay, the church! Jay, the church!
Oh, thank you sir, thank you sir.
Thank you, good sir.
And just a couple minutes before we meet, fantastic!
Thank you, good sir!
You're a fine children.
five children who'll be highly committed for this when we get back to the station.
Thank God, Mr. German. Thank you. Thank you. I don't have to ride with John anymore.
Lock in. I need bandages. I need bandages.
Fuck you. Fuck you, Austin.
These are my bandages. These are my bandages.
I'm popping out. I'm popping out.
There's more reds, more reds, south east side!
Oh no! He's on the street while I was running!
John, was that a 9-11 joke that you did?
It was really healing.
I can wreck you defensively east of the church.
Right to the wash.
I'm holding the line!
I'm holding the line!
You're gonna take that behind.
In the church, in the church, in the church.
Yo, P-Nut, rise me and I'll beat the shit out of you.
EAT MY BOT, EAT MY SHIT, EAT MY BOT!
Let's score up, come on, let's score up. Me and you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
I'm inside the church.
BOOM!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Is there any more, Mr.- Mr. Coco?
There's so many dead bodies here.
The death of destruction.
We're gonna have to drop it in here real soon.
I can't believe we're dropping it in here real soon.
I couldn't even imagine!
The death of destruction is too much!
Can you get them?
I- I- I got a couple guys!
WATCH OUT!
We're still getting more, we're still getting more!
Two of the three doors have been destroyed
I can be both the doors if you guard me
You got me
Fuck you fuck you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh my god
There's a guy there's a guy in the front in the little bird's ass. I just died
I
Singin Habibi and are you reviving with your bare hands?
There's they the church live the church to push you right out here
We'll find it, we'll find it, everything's under control, everything's under control.
Don't get it boys, we'll be safe, we'll be fine.
Come on, come on, you might be gonna land, you gotta jump.
I should revive you, the guy right next to me, be careful.
I should just take five in that church.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
That was the worst five minutes of video game I've ever played in my life.
in my life and it's got and it's got you know what I'm no longer reviving anyone
without just a few minutes if I'm gonna search the body first and if there's no
defibrillators I'm not reviving nobody no one nobody no one is get revived and
Let's have gotten to 50 that is
John German John John German he's like fat German. Yeah, I'm German. I'm a Schminz the guy was funny. John German Heimerspitz
John German Heimerspitz
John German Heimersmiths!
John German Heimersmiths!
Oh, that's a lovely song. I remember my pop-up was singing to me when I was trying to go to sleep.
I'll see you later in this game, but who's about to tell us?
through the sides of the panties, lifting the mic as your cheeks are out, and I need a weapon.
He's right, boys, let's fucking run! Let's fucking run!
Breakfast of a warrior. Fucking worst. Locked it in.
No, no, no, no, not that it's out. To the church, Mr. Mopon, to the church!
Oh, and to the church, to the church.
The blue team is catching up horrifically.
They are catching up quickly.
Red team is doing virtually nothing,
and we don't have to worry about those guys at all.
The blue team is catching up quite expeditiously, boys.
I agree.
We are agreed.
Good observation, gimmick.
I'm very excited.
Come on, sir.
I agree.
We are agreed.
Good observation, gimmick.
I always do you a good act.
Oh, actually, I'm yellow.
Well. Is that a new team? Did they just add that? I think it's a update. Was that the last update? I don't know. Yeah. They're rolling it out. Not everybody has it on everybody. Not everybody has it just yet. Oh, it's early access. Okay, got it. Yeah. That's a roll. It's a rolling out slow roll.
mm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm yeah yeah yeah yeah mm mmm mmm
approaching the church as we speak yes you have quite a few guys at the church we
might even take this bad boy back we're gonna be guys with large cameras
building up as soon as we can
Taking his churches
No, it's like swine. We started with it
What cocoa
I'm going in!
No!
They were using one way CS2 smoke, zombie boys!
I couldn't see them!
Cheetah cheetah poop kitty eater. I might go back to logistics to get that fuel up and running
Oh, okay, well, I thought Austin might revive me, but that's about how I expected that to go
Uh, I would like to do all I would like to take the shirts and when
I could also use your medical assistance
Oh
It's ours we building
Wait, it's not ours yet!
You got the biggest camera I've ever seen.
Oh, thank you!
Good work, soldiers! Good work!
You ain't winning, shit.
Oh
If you want to give it to you for you make I have a receiver okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'll have to have it to you
Holy shit this shit is like the album a while here. I know I don't even know I see
Sorry much
Don't you dare don't you dare do that? Will you fucking move? There we go
Oh look at another guy.
I'm once the church is over Shiki again.
Will you move your fat fucking body so I can build this door?
Sit over there.
The gall of some people.
The gall of some people.
The gall of some people.
I'm dead outside. I'm dead outside. I killed one.
Oh, I see him. I see him.
I'm sure to secure again. I'm sure to secure again.
We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm sure to secure.
I'm going to put some brains away on top.
Baby.
Little something. Something.
Little something. Something.
little shuffling shuffling
Shuffling shuffling
He's terrible!
Arry!
Ehh, yeah!
We're gonna live forever!
There was another guy, yeah, they're directly south and there was another guy east.
That's losing 70 points out, losing 30 points.
This is how we win!
This is why we clash!
I've been dropping off fuel and building materials, but nobody's using it.
I'm using it at the church!
I got the church in prestige, guys.
And there goes all my waste.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, I give up on the church, guys.
Can you get build supplies?
Do you know where to get build supplies?
Yeah, that's how we do build supplies.
I build a build back up.
Every time I build a nice house
for everyone to enjoy some Jackass mortar debt.
I'm going to repeat it. There's guys directly to the south.
Up again?
The record of the south?
Yes.
Where?
It's not even there.
Let's go fuck him!
The guys in the northeast.
Red team on me?
What the hell was that?
Stop plus guys, stop plus.
North east, north east as well.
Guys, those are the guys. I'm just healing real quick.
Red team on me, red team on me, northeast.
of these. Perfect. Fantastic. I like the way I couldn't hear 250 pound military man creeping
three inches away from my left foot. That is my favorite part. That was my favorite
Part of that endeavor
Do you have a grenade cocoa
Guys we control all the farms
The Bungulator is a win, as always.
All right, okay, Austin was a valiant warrior,
but I think he's gonna,
I think he's gotta rest after this.
Find another battle elsewhere.
Find another battle elsewhere, Mr. Austin.
Fighting.
He was a fine soldier.
I
Just surrounded the church for some reason we won this church
Okay
All right, fuck it Christ
Where are these mortars coming from I
I don't even know we on tower 2 maybe that's the last that's the only five that we don't have a shower to
I'm gonna try to boy the guys charge over back
We need him we need him at tower 4
Tower 4
No, it's still ours for now.
There's six people that just dropped on it and one's gonna die.
What's the point of building a border?
They're just gonna border the border and then we're gonna be broke with that.
Shut up, I dare you!
It's gonna work!
Pull the line, man, pull the line!
No, uh, well, I can't.
I should just believe in I-
Just hang on.
Maybe don't, maybe don't.
Oh, don't do it, don't do it.
Don't do it, don't say it.
Oh
We have we be this is that that's that's you
200 300
I don't know how I got to that number, but I don't I'm trying to do another one. Oh here we go. Here we go
I just this might hit this
Maybe what I did?
That's a borderic the motor guys. I'm going to the border guys
Oh my god, they have so many more in this space, this is ridiculous.
There's like five guys south east.
And alright.
And yep.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Shut the hell up, bullshit!
I wouldn't even peek.
I wouldn't even be there's just five scopes aim and write at that wall
I could find a grenade dude that's an awesome being court marshal
awesome be court marshal we get back to the base
I mean they're pulling the guys that are motoring us. They're pulling it boys!
We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
We gotta go back to T4. We gotta take it.
We gotta get those drills done.
T4?
Yeah.
Oh, let's go back to T4. Let's go back to T4 and get the drills done.
Because I don't think Blue's gonna be able to win off of this pull, but they're gonna get really close boys.
real close we can't they're pulling it they're pulling it
we just I should be catching us you know what fuck it let's catch it on the way
let's catch on the way out I mean I mean we can win for the chair boys I'm
waiting for the hot dog I'm waiting for the hot dog
they took our T4 drillers these are gonna be able to pull it some teeth
I got too much, I got too much.
We'll just stay in the circle while I move in.
Yeah?
Holy crap, they are pelting this place.
Oh my goodness.
I know dude, this church is hell.
I'm leaving this church and I will never, never kill you.
Ah yes, me as well, me as well.
My journey of this church has ended.
My time at this church has ended.
I've said my final prayer.
Yes, yes, yes.
I made peace with God and now I must go now. I must go on to another journey another venture
All of me boys bottoming egg
And give it 50 bucks as the next mortar hits his town here into the church
a little bit of back in there's no way none of these 30 guys got
to do the hot zone this is our moment you know what's going on oh my god
Who never chose a battle?
You never what?
He never chose a battle sign it's very important you need to have
Okay, I'll choose a battle song for the day
Sweetie
It's the eye of the tiger
It's just we love the fight
Rising up
Through the challenge of our rivals
And the last one to survive is
Stop just play okay, I wrote that guy's oh
They don't want to they don't want to kill
fucking circle
A Fist Boy you don't beat me
hold the circle by wall
get in there get in there
smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it
smoke it, smoke it
are you thinking about, are you thinking, thinking about the red?
oh my god
who's the red team, who's the red, what, what the hell are they doing here
It's the red team!
Red team are idiots.
Red team has 9 points!
We got 9 points!
Don't play yassi or something at your red base!
What the hell are they doing there?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, here comes Austin. We're saved.
We're saved! Austin is on his way, guys!
He's late right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I
Everybody in a helicopter right now. I'm not losing these filthy bruise
Why don't we fucking take T4 and pull it?
Let's take T4 pull it. Let's take T4 pull it absolutely
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
You guys on the right one?
No, we're in the right one! You're in the wrong one!
I hope he fucking passes!
Yeah, T4, T4, T4!
I hope he passes too!
I don't want to be alive any-
Oh, me.
Okay, buddy.
Are you okay, buddy?
There's no one to blue team to win, bars!
No one to blue team to win!
Oh, there's the German guy you were talking about!
Iceland, Steislin, Highflin, Blueflin, Highflin, Blueflin, Smarla, Wala,
I'll try the German words I know.
Let me tell you all.
It's a never-ending hell-gimmick.
He moves again.
Well, naive.
So, naive.
A fool.
Yes.
A hooligans assumption is what we call something like that guys.
I'll drop it.
This is not tower four, Coconut.
Yes, it is.
I lied, that was a test.
You passed the test, congratulations.
Coconut, good job.
You passed the test.
Thank you guys.
You passed the test.
Dude, you've been studying and you did so well.
Thank you, John.
I'm really trying these days, you know, it's a new diet, you know.
Oh
Clean wiener you said oh you gotta get wiener clean
On the tower about the time
What's the code man fuck?
Is your new one right guys here, are we digging
We just go up to the drills go straight up
Where's the grills do you need fuel?
grill
You gotta cover my crop is boiled next to your brother
It's all cool down. It's all cool down bring bring me one town
What kind of stupid plan was that we're about to lose out got this you got this
Plans ain't no way they're fucking pulling it back to theirs. I think they are. Oh my god
They literally just put it to their second drill
We gotta get there
Are you a black Hawk or a regular one regular one I can get a black Hawk
Give me a black Hawk give me a black Hawk
Man, I got a lot of you. I got a lot of you.
Thank you, I should thank you.
That guy's a traitor. He's working for the blue team.
Execute him.
Wait, why is Coconut just team killin'?
Coconut's a team killer.
He keeps him alive.
That's what I'm sayin'!
I can't get through right now.
I can't get through right now.
You fuckin' b*****!
Okay, b*****, you little s**t!
You're gonna f*****g get him down!
Oh, no!
I'll be doing whatever you want.
Oh my god, I see Austin killed
Guys we have to go to the blue circle right now everybody to the blue circle hop in
It's a lot somebody locked that time
Everybody out everybody out everybody out come over here boys. We're going to the black hog everybody outside everybody outside John's
Yeah, get him out of the fucking squad. Come on boys. Come on boys. Hop in hop in
There's no ammo mr. Maximo
You should make sure you should make sure
Soon as we were able to I'm pulling it back to us. You gotta keep bringing fuel if you can
You crash this we lose the game
Can you bring a pallet of fuel no
Are we is up we is up come on boys
This is our last chance. This is our last chance right here.
We need fuel ASAP, otherwise we can't pull this fucker.
Dude, I don't have a parachute.
Dude, there's no time to pull! Blue Team's gonna win! We gotta move!
Where do you want? Where do you want?
There's no time! There's no time to pull!
There's no time to go!
South! South! South!
South! To the circle! To the circle!
Doc, can you lend me? I don't have a parachute.
No one in this helicopter has a parachute.
Let me give you a shot.
Fantastic.
Letting us by church. What?
Oh...
Let us reign with our squad!
Oh my fucking god.
Everyone get out.
Oh my fucking god.
What are we doing?
Oh my god.
What are we talking about?
What are we discussing?
Oh my god.
Nuts is through the hole.
Dang it.
Get up, get up, get up.
You guys get up?
Yeah, we got out.
Don't worry, we're safe.
All right, cool.
I'm heading back to base.
Hey, John, thanks for the ride.
Thanks for the ride, Mike.
I took you 50 bucks.
Rizz, what a crumb.
What a crumb.
Creaking my George, streaking like I wiped on XRF.
Butterhogs were summoning my ancestors through the power of Jirkinon.
Let them take fucking points. They're at nine points. They ain't nothing.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
Let Red take it. Just focus.
Focus.
Okay.
I
Said John I bought this before before you
No, I needed to do
in the zone right here we see a group everybody up on this wall
hold it hold it it's a good drop
hey that's not going to next year
you coming in john? yeah
got two crazy kills for ya
not a pallet?
I can't take pallets on this helicopter
stay focused guys
stay focused
make sure you don't drop it on top
Thank you boys, thank you boys!
Guys, we gotta get our gig up, we gotta keep our nipples up!
Pull them right now, but we don't have fuel!
Get our gig up, get our gig up!
Alright, I'm boo the drive, boo the drive, where are you?
Right here, John.
On my mark, yes sir.
Yes sir.
Let's set a mile out.
And I'm dead.
Let's shut the roof, he's on the roof!
He's got us again!
We gotta get our guys up and contest it right now. We need more numbers. We need more numbers.
Keep holding it. Keep holding it. We're getting fuel. We're getting fuel. We're getting fuel.
We're gonna be able to pull it real soon.
We do not let them...
Push it out! Push it out!
What do we give them?
Oh!
Get up, church! Get up!
Give me another round. Give me another round.
We're activating. We're activating.
Got it.
I'm bringing fuel.
I'm pretty sure
There's a guy smacking his cock in a bush half a mile away across the river boys
Yes, yes, yes, yes in this game
I'd go it made me see me come as a surprise to found for this next one. Give me
Yeah
There was another
red cock lords sitting in wooden chairs with snipers.
He come to A-P-C, come to T-4.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh, I've been six minutes from deployment.
Ah, fantastic.
Get ready, get ready.
No, I just bought a helicopter.
I forgot that you were getting rides.
Okay. Enjoy it.
Thank you, thank you.
I'll race you there.
You'll be copied by helicopter boss.
I'm still alive.
Oh, well, I would kind of be my way to delay them from from pushing
Yeah, why is red even getting right now? What are we doing? It's helping us more than it's
Where it's coming to us we just need everybody at Bob right now
Same spot same spot
the door open feel why the fuck you need the door open tell Phil tell Phil what
Are they in there?
Alright, zone down us.
Oh, three minutes until the point of shooting me.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab one too. Let's go.
I
Need more of Bob more
One's on a stack that's okay. I'm just gonna hover around here for a minute
Oh people dropping on the south side or east side east side. It's I had enemies need to hold it
they do you see the enemy's dropped on east side of our fire
I'm here I'm here I'm here
right by that smoking drill behind it
someone's fucking dying
oh that's been a no-copy win
stay a cop we win
that's me that's me bud
that's me that's me I'm here
what a fucking entrance
thank you good sir thank you
I like to be getting flashy
I'll be the peanut to your left chillin'
give me a ticket
watch out watch out watch it
he's right at that door
I
God, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
Take my life!
Gotcha.
Not without payment first.
But daddy won't skip daddy's gifts.
Oh, well, this thing I spent.
We're daddy won't skip daddy's gifts.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're daddy won't skip daddy's gifts.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I'm gonna fuck you until we win!
I'm gonna fuck you until we win!
I'm gonna fuck you until we win!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
I got
Well guys can I say green team wins again
Okay, it's too easy it's too easy
easy we switch in service or stand let's switch service by the way guys now
it's I know it's gonna sound like I'm targeting Austin but I'm not I'm just
saying that it's imperative to stop here visum invisible so that people cannot
turn our server you're that awesome you little shit you're grounded I'm not talking
about Austin specific we are grounding you and take you where you're at well I'm not
talking about but I was did you also have to turn on streamer mode because I can
join from the game yes yes I was just thinking I was because well I see the
idea of big cover monster I said to myself an awesome can get in that ho
can't I mean wait wait yeah give me like one minute before you use the server I
gotta go quick drink coffee silly juices got some snacks be right back
I'm gonna get quick PB, I'm still gonna just be right back!
Be right back!
It's a city of wonder, it's a city of wonder.
Bab-Bab-Bab-Baba-Bab-Bab-Bab-Beat-Up Bab-Bab-Baba-Bab-Beat-Up Bab-Bab-Baba-Beat-Up
I have returned, I have returned!
So I took a little longer voice, I was sitting there pissing
And then I was pissing and I just kept pissing
It just kept coming out, it just kept going and going
I was I was as impatient as you. So what is it's gonna be over? What am I gonna be done here?
Ridiculous ridiculous voice of an angel think you said thank you. I'm drunk. I'm so drunk P
908 p.m. It's 908 p.m. Chief. I know it's a Saturday, but it's 908 p.m.
That's even it out boss. We got all night the night is still young
910, oh I keep forgetting this computer is off.
910, sorry, 910, 910.
No, it's not a stream delay, guys.
I told you before, this computer is just two minutes slow.
My gaming computer is just, oh wait, now it's just 911.
Now it's just 911.
Two minute delay, no, there's no two minute delay.
That's just the time it's just wrong on the streaming computer.
I
Liar that's how would I be reading your chats right now about the two-minute delay
If there was a two-minute delay, I wouldn't be talking about it for two full minutes
That would make any sense
Okay, you all right everybody's just idiot. Okay, everybody. All right. Okay. All right. Lock it in boys. Lock it in
Oh, you guys, fuck off, you son of a bitch.
Go fucking.
Oh god, you just have to tell the police to hog.
You're not a fuck.
Oh, Mr. Squirtz, thank you, Mr. Guthrie, hey,
and Mr. Grigori.
I said, John, I said, this guy's a son of a bitch.
Oh, shit, I'm gonna leave you in a while, boy.
Thanks for now, man.
What the fuck's he doing?
Who's cranking when out?
Oh, no, but I'm hard.
I'm just game hard, pal.
Learning through the party.
It's like a weird hard.
I'm scared, but I'm hard.
Don't be scared.
He's gonna take care of you.
I said, sitting on a man because he has hobbies, crazy.
I just went with what that guy said.
That guy's sitting on a man who likes to wear red lipstick.
That's completely normal.
I like wearing it. It's good.
That's completely normal.
Completely normal. Absolutely.
Guys, everybody, we can turn it off when we're actually in the game,
the game but turn on streamer mode and anonymous mode and then go to invisible on steam yeah
and then once the server is full we can turn all that shit off streamer mode streamer mode
a gameplay don't drink any alcohol
steam apps no war dogs right click war
dogs 3.8 million well I found him
he's 3.8 inches the first few that guy
is possibly top five most bitches people
I know on this mortal earth and they got
to go to your career and that's not
Jump that's an accurate statement go in there and honestly this sounds crazy
How do you point eight bitches get one the size of Nick Marks
They tore two guys sent hey boss
Hello!
Would you wish my boy
PAPAPI a happy birthday?
Going to get him some aiming lessons
and maybe some prosthetics?
It's not my birthday, sir
and I will outn you my cock on my keyboard
any day of the week!
I don't need arms and legs.
I mean, isn't this pretty much a broadcast,
except we're just having a happy birthday
because it's not my birthday.
It is not my birthday.
What a day to be, if it was your birthday.
9-12, sheesh.
Oh my god.
Imagine celebrating that in 2001.
Fan club style podcast where we go through all this.
That would look awkward at the Chuck E. Cheese.
That would look really weird at the Chuck E. Cheese.
That would have been.
I'd be like, if I was at the Tucky T's in 2001,
at a birthday party next to me on September 12th,
I'd say, hold on now.
It's pretty popular nowadays.
Are those guys in poem?
Where were they at yesterday?
What were they doing yesterday?
That's what I would be saying.
That's what I'd feel like to be pretty awkward.
That'd be an awkward situation.
Very suspicious, very suspicious.
Well, what would be your first theme?
Right look. Oh
Nancy Drew podcast
The room wrong Coco right there. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do a podcast
But it's gonna be a Nancy Drew fan club podcast. We go through all the Nancy Drew books
Oh, yeah, there's a man delay name to read. I've been I'm in the cocoa in
You don't ask me what people are already
Yeah, let's do a book club where we read like Percy Jackson and and the
I want to read one of those sex books. What are they called 50 shades of gray?
Dude, what if we hold on wait guys business idea billion-dollar business idea make a 50 shades of gray for guys 50 shades of gay
Thought of
Listen
Talk what we call it dick talk
So we went from a Nancy Drew fan club podcast to dick talk
Who the fuck want Nancy Drew if there's dicks and bull there's a lot of Drew heads out there, all right
There's a surprising amount of that.
He went to Hoot.
There's a lot more dickheads out there.
Hey, what up?
Welcome to DickDark.com.
Aw, 50 Shades of Gay is a 2017 television documentary hosted by British actor Rupert Everett.
Fuck!
I mean, look at what a magic mic did.
Look what it did for the gay community.
We got something going on here.
Oh, man.
Nancy Dew is a fictional character appearing in several mystery books, movies, video games, and TV shows.
Fucking ban that guy.
that guy that was the description on Google oh
Google what is Google now what is Google now what is Google now you're right
heavy you are so right real intro real intro not a not a true head now like
gimmick. Okay, guys, you heads.
This doesn't mean guys, you know what?
I say we don't just stop and stop Asian hate badge in apex legend.
Let's make an Asian tick tock.
We do about that coconut.
It's just Asian.
Asian talk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What would you call it?
Can we be Asian?
I mean, you can call it something like.
Yeah, we can call it take a talk.
I'm ready to talk to you.
All right guys, okay, wait, okay.
I want to pick a server.
You guys ready?
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Really?
Tiktok is already an Asian app.
Oh yeah.
What?
It's no Kaza.
It was bought.
It was bought.
Oh yeah.
And then we bought it or something.
Yay.
Okay.
I remember that.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Yeah.
I don't remember the details.
Already tick-a-tuck it was already that it was tick-a-tuck. God damn it. These Asians are just oh my god
Take a tucker. Oh, I rough take a tucker. We can't make a big. They already made rule-rule remin, so we can't take that either
Are we ready guys everybody ready? I'm ready. Uh-huh. Okay. Here we go. I'm ready. Here we go
I guess every's every got those two modes on right
I
Wish I should be more anonymous mode. Yeah, I'm not very invisible, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe yep
Are we still doing east 240 like you damn me? Yes, of course. I mean you have all those things up with these things on
Yet. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yeah, we can get the three things on oh
Okay, good
Whenever you ready Papa. Oh, yeah, I'm ready. Oh, I'm sure ready
this one might not be easy to go online. You don't have to invite me. You don't have
to invite me. I'm joining. I'm also grabbing another slice of pizza. We don't do that yet
because we might have to leave this one. See, I swear if I say in Austin has been here.
I'm in but I'm going in right now. I'm in and I'm on and I'm on team as well. I'm so
We've seen four more green guys
I'm in green. I'm in green. I'm in green. I'm in green. I'm green. Who's always was giving a John no, I'm in
John John just John
your hands up.
X don't give it to you.
Why the fuck blame for you to get it on your own?
X don't deliver to you.
Stop not opening up the door to spell.
But then I'll stop my part and stay in the still.
Oh, god.
I'm fucking, oh, god.
I'm too fussy.
No hard getting busy with it.
Oh, god.
You put up my question.
And I make your mother fuck no wonder if you did it.
Please.
But the only thing you can't sell is came out to play.
Stay out my way.
Mother fuck gonna.
Fuck.
Do we gonna fall?
Do we let it pop?
Don't let it go.
What?
It's gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it to you. It's gonna give it to you.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh, I'm doing it. I am doing it.
Tell us how to get together.
Echowon, echowon.
Echowon, echowon, echowon.
You're gonna start beating my ass, dude. This is gonna be great.
I mean, I could walk, man.
Yeah, I mean, I'm turning off the...
I'm turning off Stephen Boda's staff. Let me turn off Stephen Boda's staff.
Perfect, perfect. Everyone's going to get my heli, and it's locked the sky.
I'm going to eat.
Hey, grab a slice. I'll be right back.
Every charge to the road stop without leaving the server. Don't leave the server
Come on, come on, get over here and squad only. We're here
Oh, this is where I talk about boys. I'm tight. We got to stick together whose scribbles make nasty
then I get a ton of money to kill people.
I get like 80 or 30 if you feel somebody.
Hey guys, guys, you think he would get banned
if he asked a hacker to come into the game
and then we dropped him in the middle of the map
with the helicopter and then he just aim-botted everyone
which we get credit for because he dropped him off?
Yes, no, but if he reacts and we go,
dude, what is he doing?
No!
No!
Someone stop him!
him after I hit a million dollars.
Someone please tell him now.
I'm gonna be a clear-stowing three and then four right after that please.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Tower two still is a clear boss.
Oh no.
You guys don't tell me you've altered that.
Oh thank you.
I'll get it boys.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Let's rise.
This is a contest to take the drop people off too.
I don't know the parachute.
I can't believe you guys are talking about towers while I'm not here.
here. Okay, well, I didn't get a lot of passenger supply.
And it's got all right guys, the plan never goes on the first
trial. It's all regroup. It's all regroup back in the base.
Okay, let's regroup. Let's regroup. That'll happen. That'll
happen. What's gotta be careful. How do we do plan
You have to get that guy with the fancy red boxes on his screen.
Yes, I got the fancy red boxes on the screen.
Ooh, those are the best.
All of you boys, all of you boys, that was a mere warm up.
Nothing to brush.
Just hop back up and nobody's here.
Just W cry, it's a sign of the time.
We have a follow me here. I think it's hard to stop you. Open it. Just
side of the
top.
Go back and I'm walking away from you. There's a neighbor inside the
farm.
You have it on large.
I got a parachute.
You look pretty good down there.
Guys, you guys also forget parachutes.
Or you just die.
I don't kill myself.
No, I killed a guy that got shot.
You're still back there?
Should I get a fog real quick?
Coconut fucking died.
No, I don't want to die.
All right, all right.
It's saving private coconut.
Get us back to that tower.
OK, I'm helping myself, God.
These guys are fucking hot.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
They're doing fine, Billy.
Yes!
It's not me. It's not me.
Finally!
You have to pray for time like this.
You have to pray for time like this.
Yeah, we'll have it.
But we're happy about it.
It's okay, Max.
I'll just hang out with you guys next time.
Okay, buddy.
Cookin' that.
You can meet us here, Max.
That's okay, I'll just...
I'll go home.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, they found out you took your poster down here.
Oh, but he's playing good.
He's playing good.
Oh, man.
He said you're my boy.
No, you didn't do that.
He said you're my boy.
But it's always good.
Who's flying the helicopter?
That's me.
You're an excellent driver, Mr. Baby.
Excellent.
What is that fault?
I don't think we have a car, too.
I'm trying to find a job.
OK, OK.
OK.
Out the way, right here.
I hear, alright, alright, we jump down, we jump down, go, go, go, go, go.
Right on the hustle, start.
We're sliding down the hustle while you put the fog, yeah?
Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My goodness.
John and I...
You see?
Eye of the tiger is to peel off the pride,
Riding up to the challenge of our rivals
And the last non-survivor starts his prey at the dice
And he's watching us all with the eyes!
I have the tie
I have the tie
I have the tie
Yeah, I know the words
I know the words
You dropped it off in the crate, dude
We did, I did it right there
Oh, yeah
We come on, guys
I'm sorry, I'm hurt.
Watch the exit from the tower.
Be careful.
Be careful from the tower.
Is that kind of cop to come in?
We let him off with the boarding.
Oh, shit.
Reckless has a motion.
He can take care of the tower.
Let's push up.
Let's do this thing.
Let's do it. There's still a guy alive. I tagged him in that building. Oh, behind us.
Okay, there's like a bunch of them.
All around us.
Where the hell is that guy going?
They're dropping me off at the top right now.
I'm just gonna go bring a building materials, but they're me. They're all me
We push in give it oh that guy's dead. All right, let's do it. She's like a pretty good guy
Who got the building across
I see nothing. There's one in that building there.
Careful.
Fuck him.
Come on, you want me? Oh my goodness.
He's right toward the gimmick. He's right toward you.
You saw the outside of the building? Peeking you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw him.
Oh, good work. Got me, got me, got me.
Oh
Okay, we're gonna be there with that
I don't know I heard footsteps. You know that would be a possible push possible potential possible put
But my direction of how they're good
And thanks you just spoke they're guiding the revive in them
I heard smoke over there, will you kill that guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, they're all in that building, both floors. They popped out at the same time.
Yeah, push, get push. I'll be too deep here. You ready?
Get ready to run, get ready to run.
Get up, Tosca, get up!
We gotta push that building gimmick.
Oh, it's just every time I try they always push at the same damn time
Behind the blue box of the right time. Oh
I hate from Germany, huh airing today, are we
Switching up, huh?
Airing today, huh?
I'm dead.
Oh, oh, get the jibbers getting frisky, they're getting frisky.
Well, uh, give it, we tried the hardest, that's what matters most, I'm gonna go ahead and
kill myself.
Yeah, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, what?
Oh, hold on, oh, wait, oh, oh.
Oh, well, all right, I'm killing myself.
All right, yeah, yeah, that's, yep, ah, yep.
Oh, all right, yep, yep, yep, yep, ah, yep.
I'm gonna be sweet, pretty nice.
Well, if things didn't go as planned, give it, give it,
could you just grab it to give you later?
Cause that was working so well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can start bringing
a deepfair, but I didn't even realize I unlocked it.
So go ahead and just grab it,
but that way we can just keep reviving each other.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Hello Gissel, I'm kidding.
Are you ready to fly the alpha wolf to the hot zone?
These are not you, holy mo-
HELLOO!
These are not you!
Fuck, yeah...
I'm pissed!
These boys kids!
This is- this is- this I got a ten and a half thousand dollar kit!
Now I got about twelve thousand dollar kit myself.
I'm down seven. Oh, come on.
You just joined, saw you in spawn. Am I shocked? No, LOL.
Just right in your tat and saw you a little bitch. Am I shocked?
I don't know.
Fuck the fuck up.
That was a good one. That was good for CBB.
Not everyone's as good as the pilot as you are, boss.
You were trying to pull a Habibi on you.
What the fuck was that guy trying to do?
Where are we going boys? Can you guys mark it?
We're going back to where we were right?
I think.
Is the hot zone?
They're rockin' a lot of these silly rangers.
Woo! They got a good paraguper.
Woo!
What the fuck that comes in my Cali the whole time?
We got two fobs, look at that guys!
Oh well, I dropped one right next to another two frogs.
We got two frogs!
What? Gerald and Jeremiah!
Oh my god!
That's what I was going to say.
Ask him if they're gay.
Alex Jones wants to know.
Alex Jones must know.
He knows, he knows, he knows.
Cheers boys, cheers!
That's a hot zone just right there.
No, just hop in.
Hot zones right next to us.
Let's just hop on in boys. What are we doing? How? What are we doing?
Let's get in there.
Let's get in there boys. Let's get in. Yeah, absolutely.
All right, there we go contested now. He's gonna kill one blue in the zone and we should be taking
So find one measly blue. Are you guys here some shots over here? Yep. Where's Mark the blue right here?
Now he's dead. Here we go. Now we're getting points
I
What up
That's a couple magazines you are right this year this we had just cool garbage. It's fucking awesome. What are you talking about?
No way it ain't!
No way it ain't!
It's just too much. It's just too much. It's too much Jill. It's just too much Jill.
How is red taking it now? What guys to the zone to the zone? We gotta get in there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, oh my god
Right on me. He's just laying down
Because he's in the schoolyard. He's in the schoolyard in the window
These people with his eyes
No three X is pooh diarrhea Garmin
your poop that shit that shit that is it I said it are you are you gonna that
shit that shit I'm cheating in a hundred thousand dollar chess tournament
are you sure you're vibrating yeah that's right that's right you made me do
it you made me do it you made me try a hundred thousand dollar charity chess
You made me do it. You made me do it.
Mr. Red7, please!
Is this what you guys made him do?
Yeah.
This is your fault.
Can't believe this.
Then I'm giving the money to all kind of...
I'm buying two Toyota trucks and 17 AKs.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
Oh, give it, look to your right. Look to your right now.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
I wish there was footstep on you in this game. It would be real nice
Nice not just constantly get shot
I'm killing myself
Who knows what happened to Pete at seventy thousand dollar fish a seventy thousand dollar fish
Wait a minute, I have a seventy thousand dollar fish
Who's that bad boy that I'm selling that bad boy
Wait, hold wait, I've got a seventy thousand dollars ship. I mean, bitch
Just wait do I have this is the stupid map I was like man, I keep getting shot in the back there
Everywhere, I just realized yep
hmm it's the document and I need to you how to fish oh yeah oh yeah
one-pound fish very very good young one-pound fish yeah very very cheap yeah
one-pound fish one-pound fish
What do you think about that, John?
Look at my ass!
I want you to take a picture of your pursuit with your panties pulled to the side of the 45 degree angle with your elbow barely peeking through.
Look out, I'm in the air!
Where do you want to go?
to the hot dog. You damn greeners.
Brad stated that. I don't know, but that sounds offensive. That does sound offensive to the
green team. Which is us. Green, green, Irish, green, green.
Oh
All right, you make I'm right back to where I was before I died we have much
Oh god
Give it we have much we had come on my way back
For BB's god thinking baby. I don't know dude. He hates something
It's a Scotch. It's a Scotch.
It's a Scotch.
And I'm done.
Perfect. Perfect.
Oh, hello, good sir.
You have very light feet, may I say.
That's a compliment in many countries.
That would have been cool to hear that, guys.
That would have been cool to hear that, fine gentlemen.
I can use a quick revive if at all possible.
I don't think so anyone he's we got him
Think so I think so hey guys you think Brad the guy that said seven messages about me in the all-chattis possibly stream
Siping on the red team, but no
Probably not
That I'm sorry guys. I need to speak out of line. I need to speak out
I'm talking crazy. I won't speak again. It won't happen again. It won't happen again guys
Sorry everyone. I won't
We're missing for it. We're missing for it. We're missing for it
Lock it in boys lock it in. Okay. All right. I got the SK. I gotta get rid of this 3x. This is such diarrhea coconut
You're an idiot. You are why you're an idiot
This is a stupid skull master never blames his tools
Yeah, what if my tools are broken a master can repair it?
What if he's using a hand drill and the battery explodes and blows off his hand? Yeah, what what if three fake latinas start?
dancing
finish
Now we got ourselves in a pickle.
Now we got ourselves in a pickle.
It's a paradox.
It's a paradox, they say.
My grandpa always said it's the putter, not the putter.
My grandpa always said...
Where's your grandpa?
We're playing hide the finger.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Lock it in boys lock it in. I think I hear some disturbances to the northwest gentlemen blue activity
moving in blue activity for sure oh no I mean red activity we red already built a drill how
Oh
Guys are good guys red's gonna be a problem this match hundred percent revolution
Cook on cook on cook on cook on I'm not even joking red's gonna be a problem
We have to take that basement drill no joke. You want to go to our one? No, no, no, no
Uh, it's a total year tower one tower one tower one. All right. You see for my coming
Hell yeah, I got C4. Let's blow these dudes. Let's blow these dudes
Absolutely. Yeah, that'll teach him a lesson. We'll say
We can make it big, can we go down for a night? Wouldn't you be down?
Ooh, well, I'd consider it.
Should we go down the roof?
Is this thing?
I hear you guys out.
You hear us out?
Okay, that's kind.
You really hear us out, that's kind.
Is it sort of the roof of my building, I think?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
You watch?
Nah, here's someone shooting.
Oh no.
Mr. Gimmick, are you okay?
They're salting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They start to get it.
It's the ground level.
They're not it. They're they're outside of their like here
Yeah, I'm a star being not
Mr. Give it be start being not
Mr. Give it
Mr. Give it
Be careful, please stop
Then I did
Yeah, he's dead
got a double check we gotta get in there
give an APC
do you need to see for the APC we gotta see for the APC we gotta get in there
boy you gotta get in there come on boy we end wait we outside the boss on the
base
I'm over here. I'm in here. I'm in here.
Oh, God!
Guys, I'm gonna attack! I'm gonna attack!
Oh, aaaand I'm dead.
Aaaaaand I'm dead.
Fantastic.
Faaantastic.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I got flanked.
Yep.
That'll happen, boys. That'll happen.
Holy stream stip- No.
No.
You're talking crazy.
You're talking crazy, buddy.
Uh, you're delusional.
You're delusional.
Not every dad by a streamer is a stream sniper.
He was simply better guys.
He was simply better gaming jet.
Better gaming jet.
Better gaming jet.
Okay, I'll go there.
No, no, no.
Get some help.
I was waiting for him.
I was waiting for my time.
I'm feeling real confident right now.
I just need you guys to trust me.
I'm gonna tell you,
he's fucking hate and clean.
I mean just this rotor was broken I'm gonna get a new one because that one was a little
Oh, look at that technique, mystical grab.
Why?
That technical thing-
Right, get down, right, get down!
Why would you- why would you fucking say that?
Why did you gotta fucking- why did you gotta hit me up with that?
Oh, my God!
Fantastic, fantastic!
Why is it so fast? I'm back at the spot?
We have- why would you do so fast? You must be a great pilot!
My goodness, my goodness!
I got my own helicopter hopping coconut fuck this guy
I do nothing. I do nothing. I do nothing.
What are you hopping in?
No, no, I got picked up.
I got res, I got res.
He says he loves you, Peter.
I'm going to the hot zone.
Really?
Really?
Wee-wee!
Fuck you, fraud man.
Hey, guys, I have my own helicopter.
What?
Where are we going? I got my own helicopter.
I'll go to the hot zone, Pete. There's a lot of men here.
I'm coming to the hot zone as well.
Oh, way better fly than a Habibi. I'll tell you that right now.
I mean, I'm not sure how you can beat him.
Mark, you're saying that.
What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
It was pretty explosive.
Yeah, pretty explosive.
Oh, hey, guys. Habibi drove the aircraft and it exploded. Big sucker.
I only blast buildings that are insured, Mr. Matt.
Oh my god, this base is set up. Holy crap. You guys see that enemy base right next to us?
Oh, we got a lot of blues, but I need help. There's about ten there, and then right on my body, there's reds as well.
Wait, oh, this is our base. They're mine. I'm an idiot. Our base is set up very, very good.
Where is that place with the drill and the red drill?
Oh, it's right over here.
Come over to the Tower of White.
I'm at a bit of a pickle here.
A bit of a pickle?
Yeah.
Get out of that pickle.
I can't.
I'm over to get down, P.
Get out of that pickle immediately.
You gotta take Tower White.
It's not there in the Tower anymore.
What's up there?
Oh, oh, oh, you kissed the drill.
There's no way I hit that.
I was trying to be cool.
I was trying to be cool.
I was trying to do, like, cool helicopter stuff.
I was trying to do really cool helicopter stuff, and there's just no way I hit that.
That would be great.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. I've been having a rough day guys. Thank you. Thank you so much guys
Thank you so much. Thank you guys. I'm gonna head on out. I appreciate it guys. Thank you
You have a great day boss. You have a great day. Dude. I'll go this way
This one is right next to our phone. We're a kind man. We're a kind man.
Everybody's in a hurry. Okay. Well, all right. Well, we're not taking them.
I'm sorry. You might have me a quick answer. One more quickie. One more quickie would do great.
We're building bridges.
I have a feeling that not all the people in here are contributing to the drug.
You might have a quick revive.
No, I was just trying to do cool helicopter tricks.
I wasn't trying to come across the anyway.
It'd be hot.
It'd be hot.
Come on.
I wasn't trying to come across the anyway.
I was just doing cool helicopter tricks.
I swear, I swear!
Thank you, good chef, thank you!
That's very kind of you, thank you, chef!
Oh, thank you, chef, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, chef, thank you, you're very kind, you're very kind!
You're very kind, man, thank you, chef!
Thank you! We're back!
That's making me real good.
I'm flying.
Oh god!
Oh god!
I
Can come pick you up I can come pick you up. No, don't pick me up. I'm
Shit
Sorry about that. Sorry. I thought you were so bad. I got you. Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
This is my builder.
See, I have good one boss. I have good one god speed.
Masurona.
Masurona.
My shawarma.
Very Halal.
Very Halal.
Masurona.
My Halal.
My shawarma.
guys I was revived by a red team member maybe these red and blue teams aren't
as bad as we think and we can come to a diplomatic
fuck these guys
compromise
fucking reds and blues
I don't hate them
yeah
fuck these guys
say no more brothers
say no more
fuck
hopin' by 4 and f3.50
let's go y'all some slurs out of
oh you fucking brain those fucking blues over to my house
oh
well my daughter will never get a blue
I'll tell you that right now
For a little bit of packing a little bit of packing a
Ford fucking Ranger Ranger
A Ford fucking Ranger for Ranger
You can't just stay for Rangers. That's a Ford fucking Ranger for fucking Ranger
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about a Ford fucking Ranger for fucking Ranger
Yeah
We have our we take it that plan for what there's more of them behind this
Can't smell Ranger without anger
How's it great first time chance here? I was a great first time chat
Good to have you aboard. Welcome aboard, sir. Welcome aboard, sir.
Those are astute observations, sir. Don't you worry, gimmick. I'm 69 meters out.
And I will be reviving you momentarily. I need you to give me a quick scope of the land. How many are in there?
um 100 100 all right making 200 doesn't matter to me doesn't matter to me I
will have them all begging for mercy in a matter of a few moments I think they're
they're like to your left actually oh yep I see it in my left he is dead very
very nice very nice
I got you boys
but you were
very nice
I got these kids getting good
get up boys get up get up
oh they are in here
they're in here
dude
okay watch the games
there's literally five no i'm dead again
there's three of them in the building
and three more outside the room
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Hold down the fort. Hold down the fort.
Guys, get the hotspot. Get to the hotspot, guys.
Jeez.
Push it. Push it. Push it. Push it.
Be careful. Be careful.
Push the cars. Push the cars.
Come on, dude, boys.
I got you. Don't you worry.
Don't you give up. Don't you give up.
Give it.
Oh my god. I don't know, dude.
Dude
Yeah, I was literally ten of them there
I don't know but I had the stupid sk. Yes, I
Load one bullet of the dog
Arms which out this side this has food area
Probably kids
I can't spot them on the thing.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
There it is!
Get a new scope.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, what about the Tricon 1.5? Is that good?
That's what we need, the CX2X.
Mine one?
The S-speed improvements?
The Tricon 1.5? Is that what you use, mods?
That's what I use, yeah.
Oh, that's a delicious one.
That's a delicious one. Let me take it, let me take it, people!
Oh, oh, yeah, that is fantastic. That is fantastic
Any moment now a helicopter's gonna appear here
Like a magic I picked them up at base. He's like I see one of our teammates alone in the hot zone
Drop me there. I just drop the money.
We're fuckin' beasts.
There's a guy right there, look at that!
I'm beating the best pilot in the world!
Oh, see?
He's gonna land right?
Wait, you guys trying to get a ride in here?
We're gonna go with Lord Wallington. He has a better track record.
I only got room for one.
We're gonna go with Lord Wallington.
You know what I did?
We'll go with Lorecaul, because you've got stuff to do.
You're probably a busy guy.
You're probably a busy guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's September 12th, so you're probably low on aircraft anyways.
So we'll go ahead and grab one from Lord Volentine.
No, we were grounded last night.
We were grounded last night.
We're all low on helicopters.
We've got plenty of helicopters.
plenty plenty I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I
could crash about 40 years boys do you still got something to go have you tried
not crashing them yeah I have actually I'm only crashed one on this map I was
there I was there in the in the aircraft when that happened he was there he was
there I was there I was there it was his it was him that jinxed he cursed the
It was, who jinxed it?
Gaslighting, huh?
I didn't jinx it.
That's a good one, but I didn't jinx it at all.
No, I didn't jinx it at all.
That's a lie.
That's a fallacy.
I'm hopping out.
Who do we have, boss?
That's a hard stop fighting.
I don't worry I'm quite much
Because we are in first place you were a fan up
Every time he says anything he jinxes it every time he opens his mouth you jinx my helmet. I'm crashing who who
Me was that who's that who's that? Is that you who be the again?
Oh my god, you were keeping Sikorsky in business my friend. Oh, holy shit
Listen, I'm at
3 days I'm averaging 10 crashes today. Oh
I have seen 10 today
Well, there you go. That's it. That's it. I'm so shy for the middle tower. They're sorry for the middle tower that giant penis in the middle of the map
Also, I'm at 500,000 very very important question. Do you have a cash counter right Jesus Christ?
Yeah, okay, so when you get shot down because you're out of flares you get shot down do people count
Put that on your crash counter. Absolutely. Yeah, okay, okay
That's just second for the top of the warehouse. No, I I knew but I didn't necessarily agree with it because it's not my fault
I got burned. The big one. The big one. The big one. The big one.
I don't see nothing. I don't see nothing.
The second one. The warehouse. The warehouse.
Oh, they're leaving.
Are you sure? They're leaving? I shot at him and he's running now.
He's gonna get away!
Holy shit, John!
Holy shit, John!
God damn it!
Hey, well, the AT-10 doesn't have any collision.
That went through my ass and out my mouth.
So, don't worry about the AT-10 anymore.
No, no, no, I dodged you.
What about you, Mr. Secretary?
I'll be good to kill you.
Oh, the AT-10? The plane, yeah. It just went through my ass, yeah.
Warhawk.
Warhawk.
Warhawk.
You should have the high jump on shit. No, I died
You bet quick boss give it quick. I'll be there in a second
Another boot angle
You see how these
They have the more money you make
Let's go John right on some give me the peanut
I
Got imagine having a little tiny
Second the circle anyway, we're second we're coming we're coming I killed myself guys. We got a group up. We got a group up
No, don't do it so hard.
Don't kill it like that.
I was just fighting it.
That was great.
Bye.
Hey, number thing, guys.
Lightworks.
No reaction.
Lightworks.
No reaction, boys.
Look at my face.
Look at my face.
Absolutely no reaction.
It's easy.
What element three?
Can I bring it down?
I
Could I'm gonna land right on you boss. We all stick together, okay?
We
The same site near our fob, did he fucking kidding me?
nope what no I see it I see it I see it should we I'm gonna go talk to some
people see if they want to fucking take it out that's right that's right that's
right is it like it's like a quarter mile back from the fog right I don't
know I just heard it
I don't want to drop it off at a random house
Well then our plans are working Mr. Aaron. You have just confirmed that our new techniques are working. I see you in every game since the beginning of the server.
You'll see each other again soon Mr. Eric!
Mr. Eric?
Those Minecraft shadows.
Minecraft shadows, what are Minecraft shadows?
Minecraft shadows?
I don't see Minecraft shadows.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Closer here.
He calls you still hanging out with this family?
I hope not.
We should probably call.
have a great time I'm gonna beat you I'm gonna beat you oh god oh well
and the laughing boys and laughing
give me give me give me we have much yeah we have been up with coconut we
Yeah, I'm right outside the fob
You didn't answer me all you go go go go bro. I'm coming in your rear. I'm coming in your rear
So is that he was out
I'm dead you're dead. Hey, yeah, yeah
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
We're too much.
We're right there.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Okay, I'm going to the wall, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good, cool.
She's in private, cool, cool.
She's in private, cool.
I'm coming, bud!
I'm coming!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I'm right on my body, Pete.
I'm right on my body.
I'm right on my body.
I'm right on my body.
my body Pete got right on my body
shoot this shoot this shoot them both hard
push it push it push it
we're dead we're dead push it
guys on me too
No!
good try good try
How many fucking blues are there? What the hell?
What the hell?
Alright, cool. We ride the same helicopter. We go right back and kill them all.
Hey, P.C. Hey, P.C.
Cool, yeah, good thing, good thing, good thing, good thing.
Do some, some, some...
That... those headshots are crazy.
I'm Tonya. Oh, yeah, you hit one headshot. They're basically dead. They are done life
Here
According for the North East oh the line
You know his life for necklace now was there I was there immediately proof of concept
I
Could go let's move out let's move out let's go out to that
The pushing the push oh my god, I'm gonna right flick on him. Yeah, I'm gonna grab the cock and twist it
Oh
I don't know why the
I'm on the other side of the wall, if you fuck, I'm on the other side of the door.
There's a bad guy right on the other side of the door.
Look over here.
Yeah, there's Frankaritos.
Where'd he go?
Mr. Peanite.
What do you got right here?
Come on, hang on, I'm coming.
You're not coming, you're not coming.
Oh, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Don't die, you're cock-a-stew fat.
Oh, God!
This is a playlist called beast mode
This guy is good this guy mean business
The hell
Good right now as far as I can tell
Oh, I don't know why the fuck they're not
Is there a drill? Is there a drill?
Oh, Jesus!
Shhhhhh! Mr. Loopy!
There's a guy on our left, be careful.
Get back there on us, be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
WHAAAAT?!
I mean the mr. Loopy is lying down the corner be careful right below me
Loopy can't be there's like five of them right below me dude my hero my hero
Okay, oh my god perfect
I got you there's no one in the street door. I'm here. We gotta push. We gotta do it left flank
Okay, okay, the guys who were sniping me somebody got him
There might be it that might be it
Yeah, yeah, they keep sniping me. That's a bad peak. Same. I need to heal. They got
their eyes on me and I do not know where they are. Is this him? Hell yeah. Fuck you
I've had back to me boys all dirty reds have been cleared out to the northwest
Don't you worry boys? I see this bastard has been snagging
Awesome was kind of
Awesome was good
There's a guy up here snag one guy right there
Oh, you're the man I
Could watch it. What's it? What's the situation? What's the sense?
Oh, yeah, I'm coming boys. I'm coming. I got a reposition. There's I think I'm gonna start from the tower
probably are
You
I'm coming to the building you're watching. I'll hear real quick.
Oh next one please.
Coming to the building.
He's in my name!
My name's building!
Coming to the building when I watch!
Coming to the building when I watch!
I'm in his building!
Fuck me, fuck me, and come to me!
Ignore the building, ignore the building!
The building is nothing new in the situation!
Fuck me and come to me!
There's literally nothing new in the building!
I don't care if there's a building or not,
I go to me and we'll be in a house,
you'll be in an egg loo,
we'll be in a tent,
I don't care if he's in the building.
Fuck me and come to me!
Oh Jesus!
He's playing for the love of god, fuck you.
There you are, I don't believe it.
No, no, that is very-
HELLO!
Mr. Hedvig.
Are we still playing the game, or are you or are you just
starting to fuck each other?
We're still playing the game, we're still playing the game,
don't worry.
Shit, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Move to the other side, yeah?
He's on the train tracks.
Oh, god!
He's jumping first, he's jumping first.
Jesus Christ.
I don't think he's pushing, I think
Should be safe
There's a ton of guys in the tree deck boys, a ton of guys
I went down he's not pushing you went he's on the tree
Gotcha
I got to be sure not search away
I got to put the tip to carry
I got one
Get up soldier get up
There's two other traitors boys
Move it up move it up
Dodge
Keep everybody in the hatch
Keep everybody alive
one. Another one. One's actually
on the train. Another one. Another
one. Two four. Kill four. Nice.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
They're they're they're right up.
I did roll off, I did roll off.
To the south, to the south of the train tracks!
Eh!
OH MY GOD!
Ah, I'm dead.
Yeah, they are snagged.
There's one guy just laying in bushes, jacking their meat!
The guy was inside me the whole time.
All guys are dying, all guys are dying, a lot.
I...
I
Just killed Austin I just fucking shit on
I'm surrounded by bruise over here. I'm surrounded by bruise
Queen up up it up queen
I have no ammo I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny. I'm Johnny. He just ran to my buddy.
I mean, God, yeah, that's my thing.
Yeah, that's my big jackass.
He's doing my thing.
He's doing my thing.
Fuck that kid.
I'll call you if you hang on.
It's OK.
Sweet child.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, all right.
Well, that was unkind.
That was unkind and very rude.
That was unkind and very rude.
One more quick revive.
One more quick.
I'll just be out of your hair.
I'll be out of your hair.
Yeah, I could have it just a desk bomb could have happened anyone could have happened anyone no no need to worry no need to worry
Okay, all right
I'm not getting saved I can somebody absolutely demolish that man that's shooting me
Sir cock lords to breathe
I'm back. I'm back. They could just
Think you watch oh what the hell guy guys this oh
Oh, all right. Okay. Well, that was that felt unnecessary. I'm killing myself. I'm getting myself
I give it we use up we use up
How many can we pull it any time soon?
This should be missed a hot bibby.
I got a hot bibby, I got a hot bibby.
These guys are fucking useless over at the fob.
What do you need for logistics?
He needs diesel brother.
We're full on everything.
These guys are just fucking useless.
Well can we pull this out or not?
I'm gonna build a fucking drill and then we're gonna pull it for an hour.
Oh, no, I won't.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I just don't want to pull it.
It ain't got no gas in it, boss.
No gas.
It ain't got no gas in it.
It stays on, boss.
I mean, you start pulling the shoulder if you got that much gas.
Pull it, pull it, pull it.
Pull it, pull it, pull it.
The drill is conscious.
Because our builders are fucking ass.
Dang.
They're trying their best.
Do we have a drill naturally here?
I see a drill right here.
You just bail with me.
Good.
Is that an heart attack, Kelly?
I'm going back to those dirty blues on the train tracks.
Fuck those guys.
I'd be kept killing me like a bunch of assholes.
We're on the blues.
Filthy blues.
Yeah, dirty red.
Those filthy blues.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I feel like it's always the greens and the blues,
and then the red is in the cocktail.
And they're watching us fight.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, fuck.
I'm distracted.
Oh, shit.
I just got so much money from you guys.
Oh, yeah, no problem. I do promise
Still the T-Tex
That's a dead guy just had a double check also just shot a dead guy
the wall there yeah we did oh never mind that's coconut hold on orange really
blends in sometimes there's more than a ton of blues on the left dirty blues
filthy blues dirty red you don't want you to mix up how much is that the same
dead guy he's very convincing he is very convincing
He didn't have his mind in his head.
He could have done that on my marker or something like that.
I could have done that!
How do you...
...try to test for architecture?
Do that thing as art?
Who is to tell the eye of the beholder...
...what is beautiful and what is not?
Do you tell an artiste?
that his painting is bad you tell a man with an idea that he thought wrong
how is it even a license for an architecture that makes no sense he's
making art he's building his vision to tell a man his vision is wrong is to tell a
Oh, a fly, not a jump!
To tell a butterfly not to fly!
What does that even mean?
What does it mean for all of us, not just architects?
What does it mean for us as a species?
The peanut and human species!
What does that even mean?
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Careful, Kilek.
There's smokes on my body for a loopback.
Ridiculous.
I'm gonna drag him. I'm gonna drag
I'm not I'm building big building on the left
SKS not a close quarters
Dead somebody got him somebody got him. He's dead
The big factory way want to push it, right?
That's like that's right there you hear him. I heard him. I heard him. Is that the top of the penis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah top of the penis
Two of them, two of them, though.
I don't know, that's, oh God!
I'm gonna jump from somewhere else,
I'm gonna jump from somewhere else.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
He's not at the top of the penis.
He's like, I'm gonna blow it.
And I got shot by Cuck-Lord Supreme number two.
Number two, number two.
Okay.
I'm their wife and they're watching me get shot in the face.
Metaphorically, of course.
I'm dead again, I'm dead again.
That didn't sound good.
I see you, I see you.
In my head, I was, guys, I'm talking about cum,
not a ball head.
I'm talking about cum.
Now that it came out, it didn't sound as clever, it didn't sound as clever, I mean,
in my head that sounded a lot more clever, it sounded a lot more clever, but when it
came out it sounded like a threat, it sounds like a murder threat, which I can assure you
it was, it was not.
Stop
Towards train tracks right by that smoke push it up a shame dust in the smoke closer dust
No fuel John. I got you. I got you
No one the side please be given
There's more there's more there's more. I just got
I can't move this fucking healthy. I just got double double D fit
Oh god!
Goddamn!
That's just a ton of people in this building.
I've got like five though.
And you help immediately.
Immediately, immediately enforcement.
Immediately enforcement.
Locking.
I think I've ever seen this.
Keep going that way.
We'll be watching.
A lot of dirty blues in here.
Ah the dirty blues. Let's get to the factory, get to the factory. Gotta kill
these fucking scopers.
Oh god. Retreat, retreat! Oh god! Guys I need immediate reinforcements!
I'm dead. I'm dead. Right on my body.
It'll be the packing. Maybe where you want it.
You could work the factory
There's literally like there's no front line on this map. It's just they're just everywhere
Dry it dude
I got an edge kids by the way, so you know
Ideally I'd be posting up somewhere, but I'm staying with the group because I'm a good soldier
I'm moving up and moving up. You gotta get to this roof and clear back. Oh
That's our real door. I got checked
How do you do this room they're on the room
Right there where I marked
Oh, yeah, I see I see I see
oh god very exposed right now okay coming to you cuz I need I should be I
should be up high anyway John can you pick me up yeah we're going to the
roof we're kill these damn stopers yeah at the pop whenever you're on your way
back and you need more fuel or you're gonna just turn right now
I
Didn't is that the top saying Pete it if you come up here. I'm gonna kill you
You've got to be kidding me you've actually just got to be kidding me
You do you that very nice very nice you love to see it
Give me options up here options up here
Where is he? Where is he?
He's right here. He's right here. He's on top of the roof. He's on top of the warehouse roof.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm dead, dude.
Arthur, you can't watch the stream while you're on the enemy team!
Dumbass!
Well, that was an unwinnable fight.
They literally are watching us go up the stairs.
Careful coming down here.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Did you just run me here, baby?
Oh, it's very tight, John.
Okay.
Very tight.
I'm coming.
He's literally watching this game by the other team.
Oh, shoot.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I can do about it. Just gotta hope it's not gonna kill me.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. We get inside. We get inside. We get inside.
Give him a give him a. Austin's right there. Austin's right there. Otherwise,
the way Austin's right there, I can hear him talking.
Let him! Get his ass!
Oh!
Austin is down, ladies and gentlemen.
We got him.
The ladies and gentlemen, we got him boys.
Get his body and drop his ass in the ocean.
I have a trophy.
I'm dropping him off the roof all right
Don't watch the stream by the enemy team
This night safe tiger
Tower one this entire game in there. I don't like the robot. I like the one really
Oh, it's fucking good.
I'm a former.
I'm a former.
What on earth is such an adventure with Mr. Kenwood?
I can't go off the building. I can't find my way into it.
I can't find my way.
Where am I going?
That will be his final resting place.
That will be his final resting place.
Uh, somebody just parachuted on top of our fob at Tower 2.
I can't take it. Are you people lost?
I would get a deal
Oh my god I've seen things in war I've seen things in war
guys he's not coming
he's at the top of the penis he's at the top of the penis
We are getting railed up here. We are getting absolutely railed.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Jump of the red tower base and I will be killing every last man here
You do not have to worry about ready more guys. I will single-handedly destroy the team. I
Will single-handedly take down the red team
Locked boys
I
Team turn for a squirtin
Oh god, they're all looking up here holy crap
Hey like this
You do something about that pussy
I mean, I might need to reinforce this, but I'm good at it, you can definitely do this
but you'll be cool with friends for sure.
Oh, shit!
Oh, god!
Mr. Blaine, for what is that?
Mr. Blaine!
Mr. Blaine, for what is that?
Give me some more.
My man, my man!
Oh, really?
Mr. Blaine, for what is that?
Mr. Blaine!
Our fobs got under attack.
Wait, Cobra, are you all right?
I think I'm gonna switch it on if I...
I'm gonna kill you, man!
I'm gonna fight you.
Alright, I'm gonna kill you dirty man.
This be you, Mr. Blitz.
This be you, Mr. Blitz.
Are you like this, you son of a bitch?
God, yeah!
Nice, nice.
Oh, he wins.
Oh, god.
Oh, goodness.
Not feeling good boys. These guys got my number
She's my boy
Thanks, but it's very kind of big man. It's very kind of big man. Are you good? Oh fuck you fuck you eat my shit
I'm dead. I'm dead. Eat my shit die to hold somewhere
Because he's on the enemy farm
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
Oh my god, I just watched at the top!
I'm fucked! Going on a fuck!
What are you doing?
Fuck, Mr. Flampton, didn't they?
I'm just trying to... a little bit of pressure right now.
A little bit of pressure.
Yeah, he's at HQ.
Go, go, go, go!
Get to me immediately, boss, get to me immediately!
Oh my god, there's an attack top around here.
Don't fucking wait. Don't fucking wait.
Oh, we can grab him.
What a baby!
Oh, I've got the sauce buddy. Oh, I've got the sauce. You can touch me on that pussy.
I got the sauce. I practically invented the sauce.
the session on the session on shots
session on where are you I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
come come where am I taking you Coco right you tell one bunch of pop there's
it there's like five blue guy I don't know how to get out of here get out of
Every single time I peek for even half a second, they're looking at me.
They're coming back at me now.
Hold team, hold team.
Oh, they're all terrible, don't worry.
I'm actually good, I'm fine.
Coming, team.
I've never been more fine, actually.
I'm getting on top, I'm getting on top, Google.
I'm in a water drop.
Sit tight, sit tight, sit tight.
Sit tight, sit tight.
Yeah, I'm in a water drop.
Climb on the ladder, you gotta be fucking knocked!
What are we doing?
GOD!
What was that?
What are we doing?
What are we up to?
You're up, you're up, you're up.
What was that?
I want you some help.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, I was hoping I could be exploded
at the atomic level.
I gotta put a creep on the ladders.
I could have fucking told me you piece of shit, I was died.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I must.
Someone's come up right now.
Someone's come up.
Someone's come up.
Someone's come up.
Someone's come up.
Do you remember?
Do I know that?
No, I don't.
I don't.
It's what it does that.
I'm not.
You trying to go to them?
gimmick?
You trying to go to P?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna repeat.
Oh, man.
gimmick?
What?
Oh, god.
You trying to go to P?
Go, go.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
He fell for it.
He got him.
Oh, man.
I don't think we're gonna make it
I'm dead. I've got one coming the ladder though. Okay. Do you have you watch this?
We're down
Does it matter where the best ever going?
How we've been launched tonight boys
I
Besides the warmup round besides warmup round well it was just a warmup for me. So yeah, it's a woman for reason
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There's a one for reason doesn't count doesn't count
Oh
too easy
I'll tell you boys
These red and blue deemed a day. They would need a miracle to meet us. They would need a miracle
I see we can add a twist we can add a big sandwich
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let us that's not do that map again though
What's it called though just so he knows it's called
Oh
Your spread eagle and this position on the woman your spread eagle and he just stared at you with those
Dead eyes. I don't I don't think that's out
He's got his medic glasses on
He's like Siri record this Google Google record this please I
Required children he straps you to a medical bed and grabs a turkey baster
As child support I
Would let Mark Zuckerberg and pregnant me for twenty two and a three million dollars. Yeah, dude
I would let him with a tear to do triplets. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I do that. I do that fucking pressure
Why if you let Mark Zuckerberg and pregnant you for 250 million dollars or type 2?
And if you would
Yeah, that's right. I thought that's right. Yeah, dude
Yeah, flash that number in ten percent of that number. I'm still putting that
I let him put me in a latex suit whip me and make me look it out of a cat bowl
I'm telling you, I have $250 million, that got what?
What one of those strap suits on me and jail me from a fucking ceiling fan?
Uh-huh, exactly, exactly.
100%, 100%, 100%.
He wouldn't even notice it either.
That's the crazy way.
He wouldn't even, $250 million?
He wouldn't even notice it.
What do you mean, stealing?
His life wouldn't change a single IOD.
And all he needed to, all he needed to do was lay on the cold metal table.
Let the turkey baster in
He won't even remember I'm inserting. I'm inserting data is being transferred
Data transfer complete uploading biological data
addictive
screen time
Theory inserted. Oh, yeah, I joined a match. We're gonna do it down. Actually he kind of talks like this
this. Inserting biological data now. Data successful. Please leave. I appreciate you now. You'll
be escorted off the premises. Please sign this NDA before you leave. Or you will be
killed oh shit is everyone have a dog this morning and you might not I got it
all on baby mr. what is a good man good
what group is Mr. Reaper revised but what do you what good man good how bad and
mr. frog not what is a good man good how bad
You see to my boy. Please eat to my boy. Did you admit the sitting down while pissing on? Yes
Um, I like to scroll on tick tock sue me
Sue me. It doesn't mean I'm gonna leave the bathroom and jerk off two guys
I just like my private time. I like to relax and that's only sometimes
50% of the time
I'm still up doing it the regular way
But sometimes you want to relax and watch some tit-tux and if you say you aren't doing that
That you're honestly you're bigger pussy than I am I'll tell you that right now because I know you have I know you
I gotta take a piss, but I'm tired. I'm tired
Maybe he's got off an eight-hour shift at the ball question factory you want to watch some tit-tux
Maybe you want to text some text messages you sit your ass down and you pee and I know you have and if you say you have it
You're a liar
Now the other question is is do you waffle stomp your poop down the drain?
Is that you want?
I'm not alive. There's one time. I had 4 30 a.m. PT and then we had to be in formation at 5 I
Was debating it. I was debating doing a quick waffle stomp, but I didn't do it
I know something we've all done where there I know he I know something all done is we ran out and absolutely
Rinse tar toiling running out of the shower. This is taking that food. Yes
Wiping the worst part of that because then you're soaking white and you're wiping it's just getting the water
It's just ripping apart because you're wet. Yeah, and then you can figure in your butt
Well, hold on and you moan and you bite your lip and then you come and you go back to your shower
Just like everybody is done
Exactly exactly what you want and you go hold on wait
I'm not even wiping right now. Who's fingers that you turn around your uncle's right there. He goes sorry and then you
Have a shower you had right back in the shower. You say I forgive you uncle, but please leave my privacy
Got me a towel, please
I'm doing a game
You should have a novice mode of steam remote on boys and you're visible
Gonna be honest. I have never ran out of the shower wet head to toe to take a shit
Oh, I got a shit and you're sliding all over the toilet seat like a little little greasy man. Oh, well, yeah
I've probably taken a shit at a pool, but I wasn't like sprinting out of the pool
You know, I dry off a little and maybe a little damp. Oh
Yeah, when you're wet and taking your shit just doesn't feel right man
Mm-hmm. I'll be thirsty and then you don't well you don't wipe you just go back and you lean over and you spread those cheeks
Yep, that's what I was doing.
I'm down the stairs.
I couldn't work my ass because I pulled my head to my back.
So I just walked, I had to just wash off in the shower.
Is everybody in? Is everybody in?
No, I'm not in.
I'm in the saver but I'm not green.
I'm on the top of Bob and Henry Amber.
Real as fuck.
Thank you. Thank you.
This is what other streamers are scared to talk about.
These are the topics that no one was discussed.
Except right here on...
Prince dot TV the bird peanut who is not in the green team right now not me I'm
in I just give it to John I will wait for you guys how many spots are taking
up right now I give it to Jill there's me there's like four spots left we're
waiting we're waiting
8E moment now, whatever you ready?
Not a single spot has opened up since we last stood on a spoke.
How many people are in the green?
29.
Ooh, she got a chance, you got a chance.
You got yourself a chance.
I'm in, I'm in.
Let's fucking run!
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh.
What's your hair in?
Listen, it's what you hear, listen.
It's what you hear in.
Come out with your hands up.
Exco, give it to ya.
Why, fuck, play for you to get it on your own?
Exco, deliver to ya.
Knock, knock, open up the door to spread.
If you're not stopped, pop out and stand still.
Oh, god, I'm fucking, oh god, too feminine.
No hard getting busy with it.
We could have bought fresh shit.
Shit!
Let's RIDE!
What, uh, what's the bar we going on?
Uh, uh, no...
It's funny.
I'm gonna make one.
You're gonna make one? Oh, you make one, bud.
Okay
Okay, okay. I made one I made one golf. Goals. Well, you were playing we're dogs. Oh shit. Oh
I just bogeyed. Okay joint golf. I'm having a minute
I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing
I'm in I'm sure you have see your motor stuff
We got 15 seconds to leave.
Wait, Shiromoto and Nami's are already off.
14.
Uh-oh.
13.
Whoopsie.
Uh-oh.
That's why the server filled up so quick.
Uh-oh.
Well, we got some shoes.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
My bad, guys, my bad, guys, my bad.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
I forgot to turn it down.
It's Shiromoto and Shiromoto.
So we're going to have some screams.
16 fucking grand dude
16 grand
What are you?
See I only ever bring one stack of bandages because you find so many bandages on bodies
I bring two stacks and then two individual first-aid kits. Yeah, I'll tell you those are life-savers if you guys don't use those
You guys gotta use
Yeah, I need to start bringing I need to start
We gotta find the Honsho, like Honsho gives you double XP money, I'm the only one who has it now.
Those bad boys, they never expect to be full health, you just peek again, bam, they're dead.
Yeah, yeah, I need to start adding that to my repertoire.
Oh my god!
I'm jumping on it.
Let's ride!
Dude, if I...
I really have to kill like ten guys for this kid, this kid is not sustainable.
That's why you should carry defibrillators.
I've been breaking even all day today.
today as the fitting shop on Jim's you save him out of money usually then
killing a guy I have not shot a gun since this game cannot I will say this
today in like we haven't got a single one that's our man I was already dying
I asked rock how people keep a stream sniping you and grog said you always
Hey, I is obviously far less advanced than I could have possibly imagined
Incredibly inaccurate incredibly inaccurate
Are you ridiculous?
Open it up before to get a radio menu. Oh
McManus 1991 cent me and my buddy were arguing earlier
He said that you love cocks and which is I stuck up for you told him you don't even like
Thank you, thank you good. Thank you McAnus. Thank you good sir. What a kind man you
I always got my back to that McAnus.
Oh.
What you be doing?
I know.
All right, we got the hot dirt again.
Blue and red team is sleeping.
What, they're up in the church here at the church point?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they are.
Oh!
Get your ass back to base, buddy.
Get your ass back to base
You big nut they take in tower one I'm getting with it. They're taking tower one
Or so I
Oh
Just write your song I
Need to be in the church. I push up
Are we going?
Who's spinach?
Okay, I'm gonna go on it. Oh, yeah, push up. Oh, my god. I'm
smoke are you are you party lead thing
that's it I think we've gone I think we
got him we win are we the winners you
lock in kick all these guys I think
we're gonna be like on the outskirts
but they're the ground hours which ones
aren't what was your question again
who's in our group they're all names
you got your motor and I was going back
Yeah, turn it off.
Mm-hmm.
Up that, up that.
Oh, no, don't die.
This is way too fast.
Oh, God.
I remember bouncing quarters off at NAMM.
Just to pass the time.
Oh, God.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
There's like a whole fucking D-Mare.
The indoor raid on him of the I'm in a raid on him. Oh, yeah, but a raid on him
Women are a惠t on him. Oh go on and raid on fullán it all but a raid on it
Well, I'm a raid. Oh y'all would raid on them. Oh, y'all would raid on him
Who I'm gonna rage on all of the array down
Okay, all right summer damn boy
Smell like it's in here. It's boy. It's me boy
It's me boy. Hey watch the miss. Huh?
I want to miss. I want to miss. How do you want none of this?
How do you want none of this? How do you want some of this bitch? You want some of this pussy?
You want some of this bitch? Oh, well, you want some of this pussy?
He's working for the rap TV team kill kill
Yeah, you and everyone else in the fucking game
All right, okay
Lock it in boys. I'm sure we'll see Austin as well. That reminds me of Austin. We're definitely see us in this game
Is it us desk?
We're definitely going to see us again.
Is that what you're saying?
Washed? I'm not washed, guys!
Wait...
Do you guys think I'm washed?
You're definitely not washed, dude. You don't shower nearly enough.
You smell like fucking shit.
You're going to wash them more if anything.
Wash that fucking ass.
Bring that shit around here. How dare you.
Don't you ever come over slow like hot ass yeah with your fucking peanut ass
Sorry
You know
Okay, my pussy good, I swear bodies kind of sales
Oh my pussy good I swear
I swear
I swear
In here
A little bit of package please
I'm dead okay
I was literally just looking at my scope
I had some weird bugs
You're supposed to look through it
I'm not confused about that the other day too
Rectums? I think
I get two rectums on my scope sometimes
Oh
You know, I always thought that sneaking stuff into prisons with your butt is hard.
Now that I think about it, those dudes are pounding each other all the time.
I bet you can switch a, a slip of Wii switch in there with ease.
Oh, wait, what are we talking about?
Wii switch.
What are we talking about?
I love that switch, but he didn't really slip a Wii in there.
What?
You don't, you don't see him?
You know how people always sneak stuff into prison to do their butts and you're like,
how do they do that?
That's kind of hurt.
They call it a prison wallet.
Yeah, no, but think about it.
I mean, those guys are banging all the time.
I bet you could just put a Wii switch in there with each.
Oh, this is too much.
Oh, I'm not gonna know it.
100%?
100%?
Think about it.
Pond of that come on.
I just got a meme gimmick.
I'm dead.
Ah, he being one too.
Wow, wow, that guy.
Oh god!
This is Christ.
Guys, I'm trying to bruise to the sound!
Locking.
I think I had an aim for it.
I wish.
I wish you a very Christmas.
I wish you something as suspicious as my head voice.
I'm coming.
Come on my heli.
Hey. Hmm. Evermind.
I wish you a merry Christmas. I wish you a merry Christmas.
I wish you a merry Christmas.
Guys, I don't want to turn 30 on Tuesday.
Well, honestly, you're all just go ahead and go ahead and wrap it up, buddy.
This is a secret. Go ahead and wrap it up. You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
Wrap it up, buddy.
Wrap it up.
You're done.
All right.
Much in the clock.
Here we go.
Wrap it up, pal.
It's over for you.
It's over for you.
Go ahead and just wrap it up.
It'll be easier on everyone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
See, I need friends like you.
Supportive.
Ups me, Nick.
Decisions.
Yes, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I guess I just wouldn't do metaphors
They got a Humby come up the hill by the way those those windows are 100% ball proof I'm certain of it
I tested myself
the humanitarian
where's that meat again?
I don't know
does that mean I'm a tree hugger?
you mean I throw oil on really expensive paintings?
I should go know what that means
where does that mean humans?
I think you are a human
you're a humanitarian
I think you like humans or something
do you like humans?
yeah I think so
I like humans, I find you interesting
The beat up race is far superior, but humans are interesting, humans are interesting.
Yeah, we're shooting on top of our whole team and there's a guy just there.
I'm holding down the whole south side over here.
Ain't nothing getting past me.
Ain't nobody getting past me.
Totally fine.
It's always been.
If there's five targets, stay sure you don't need to do that.
If there's five targets, I'm the first one to go down every time.
If somebody throws a grenade, I'm the one that blows up.
It's not all about you, gimmick. It's not all about you. Stop being so selfish.
It's me.
It's not all about you, buddy.
It's all about me.
Hey, guys, for John's birthday, your birthday was Tuesday?
Yeah, yeah.
For John's birthday, we should cut off all communication with him forever, pretend like
we never knew him.
Dude, that's a crazy good prank.
You think so?
In like 30 years, we'll be like, oh god, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
We go on a birthday party, and we say, hey, surprise, and then we beat the shit out of
him.
We just beat the living crap out of him until he's begging for mercy, bleeding on the ground.
He just beat down the living crap out of him.
It was in an intimate life.
We just got him.
Oh, okay.
And we go, gotcha, gotcha, get breaks.
Oh, now he gets to eat breaks.
Where's it breaks?
Where's it breaks?
When the break is kneecapped, we get him so good.
Oh, my God.
We've really broke his kneecaps and tied him up and sent him to Al-Qaeda.
Oh, my God.
That's a good one.
That's a funny silly break.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good break.
33 inch demerini baseball bat.
John's gonna be in the hospital for 20 years and we'll just say, man, that was a good break.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. What if we put sleep agent in his arm through injection, and then we wheelchair him into a hospital and tell him that we have
legal guardianship over him, and then he needs a lobotomy, and then we lobotomize his ass.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, we got you! We got you!
Oh god, you gotcha!
Oh, happy birthday, idiot!
Oh, that would be sweet. That would be sweet.
Like, six years when he died.
Hey, John.
He'd be in hell waiting.
John, John, over.
John, hey, can I get some more building mats to Fob, please?
Building mats to Fob, ten-four.
We are holding down the zone these blue and red guys suck.
That's why all the blue and red team is sucking recently.
We're good. We're just too good.
Do we really think we got that good overnight?
Hell yeah we did. We're gamers.
We're gamers. It's what we do.
We're gamers.
We won the night out.
Get in the game.
EA sports. It's in my ass.
Glad you know the tagline.
Of course, of course, everyone knows EA's tagline.
We're just winning.
They're not even doing anything.
We're just winning again.
What the ding goes going on?
Well, I'm going to get a chat here.
I'm going to get a chat here.
Quote, can't stand cocoa.
Oh
Yeah, I would just get the fuck out of here. Yeah, we just get out of here. No one wants you here. They said this would happen eventually
I'm sorry, I'll let you up out. Oh, I'm gonna get another one. Coco is a racist
It happened so fucking white so white. Oh, that one he defends myself. I said it once I'll say it again
How yeah
Who said that good
There he goes again there goes our cocoa
Part of a different generation
Yeah, he was born in the 1920s. Yeah, the generation that's fucking badass
It's like Cooper oh
Slime Cooper Foxy
That game is begging
Come on now best generation out here
We should go to tell some lame joke about lobotomizing someone for five minutes
What are they getting you now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're not gonna get me.
What the hell, guys?
I thought it was me.
Well, if it was me, I'd be able to raise this.
Yeah, wouldn't it?
Not if you want the BB.
Well...
Blue, why are we struggling each other and not playing OBJ?
You're Ozzy, Mugtiden, Genshin.
Blue and Reddy to get their act together.
together what is winning I wouldn't be J he's a little older now I pick up a
younger what why do you see her I would pay a hundred dollars for all of you guys
to have an orgy hold on now are you watching or that's that ain't no
here what about a baby's dad okay that's not good they're talk to me about
my father you piece of shit yeah fuck do you think you are talking about my
father I think I'm a white man you can make fucking we shouldn't talk about
him you guys do not die your fucking house guys seriously guys
Bibi's dad is completely off limits. He died in 9-11.
Yeah, he died in 9-11.
I'm the one who predicted everything in one of you in-game, of course.
Please, please, Bibi, calm down.
I'm sorry, I just want to go to A or B.
Oh, really? City is full of shit.
Wait, did they take over the church?
Dude, I've just been wandering around for five minutes with this Zerg.
We're just walking around.
We're waiting.
I'm walking around.
I'm just walking around with my gun.
Ain't nobody have the right to...
Would you rather have to kiss gimmick every time you come back?
Or would you rather have to go to a bar?
Every time you win one?
Both of them.
Both of them.
Do I have to save guy?
I'll call him again.
No, you call now.
I actually see a real bad guy for the first seven, 10 minutes.
Same.
Yeah, we saw the same guy.
We saw the same guy.
Oh
What are these blues and red doing?
He's mine. No. No.
Allo got him.
Pick him up. We can just shoot him.
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Where's he at? Do you see him?
I'll pick him up. I'll pick him up.
Get ready to shoot him. Ready?
Oh, he's shooting himself.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm still gonna
take some of his dead body, of course.
Just, I mean, let's not let this go to waste.
Yeah, yeah, let's not let it go to waste.
Can't let that go to waste. That's good stuff.
There's no reason to do that.
You know what, let's go and take Red's base and salt the injury. What do you think, yeah?
Yeah, I was gonna say. The hot zone, this is my brain.
I need a salt XP. I'm getting, I mean, it's very cool.
I'm getting no XP.
I'm getting no salt XP here.
Nobody's coming to the zone.
What is everyone doing there are smoking crack they got to lose
I feel I'm here
over there I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm just zoned out running through
the fields like I'd like it like a good yeah through the dandelions like a
gazelle mm-hmm attention oh all right well I guess you turn it on I guess you
turn it on it's a step and all we know we go back there we go back to go kill
I don't know why they're there they're defending their tower it just crashed
They're fucking hella into near our font
We got it we got it go fuck up
Got you some oil brother
We got fuel going we got big
I
Oh, okay, I'll come back with a pallet. Oh, no, you boys follow me. Hey
Hey, can you put a can you put a rig in there John for me back? Yeah, and come on boss. Come on boss
We gotta get a revenge. You mean this look like fools out there
means look like idiots
I'm not an idiot
I'm a genius!
And you're kind of smart too, boss!
Me? Yeah! Remember that one time you did that one thing and then you did another thing?
I think so.
Good memories there.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, look, look at the chat, Peanut.
God, fuck with the bananas.
Peter, I'm coming to murder you, Peter. I will find you.
That's a banana trick.
Banana magic trick.
Alright.
Okay.
It's Austin?
Yes
Austin you better have my stream off this time or I'm gonna
I'm gonna tell some what about you. I will literally call your mom
Yeah, I'm gonna call your parents. I'm gonna tell me been naughty over here
I'm gonna tell you been naughty work around your ass. You better kill me without my stream open you jackass
Type in the chat if you're gonna if you're gonna not watch my stream walk while I'm killing me
Tell me you understand. Tell me you understand
Yeah, I thought I'd get him quite far enough. I thought I'd get him with that one
I
Got you give me you so thanks be watch hey, I'm on the second floor. There was a guy right here. We are just winning these guys suck
Up here tons of guys
I got a guy feeding us right now.
Push up, push up, push up.
Stupid, stupid, what?
Stupid, stupid.
Nope.
Right on the other side, this moaned.
Be careful, guys.
Be careful.
We're about to start sucking.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna stand right up there.
Can I stick it here?
We're gonna pull it right now.
It's already prefilled.
I didn't know that.
So there's that.
Up here, up here.
Oh, no.
I need a thing.
I need a thing.
Oh, oh, oh.
Right here, right here, right here.
I see him, he's up here.
Yep.
Oh!
A backpack and a track vest.
Oh!
I'm gonna drop this talent and then I'm gonna go get him.
I would just cast an idea of those hammers if it was a stick or something.
Gosh, yeah!
That's not a good vest, yeah.
Hell, you're too easy, too easy.
To the church!
Follow me, boys. Follow me once.
The LeBron needs the War Dogs right again?
Oh, it's a damnit.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Ssssss!
That is accurate.
That is accurate.
There's a door here, too.
You don't need to set it.
That's you, baby.
Yeah, yeah!
Hoary, sir!
I like that boat.
I like that boat.
The boat?
The boat.
Yeah, it's a little different.
It's fine, bud.
Are you guys the trench right here?
My main thing is when you turn it, it just kind of loses throttle.
That's weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a big girl.
She's a big girl.
Fat bitches would move.
That would be cool.
Once I get that tack vest in the backpack, I'll be with you.
He's got a gun.
He's got a shot by my own team.
Fantastic.
A little crossfire, and there's nobody.
What they have what they have on there boys?
Guys, why don't we just make team damage reflect to you? Wouldn't that solve team damage completely?
That is...
What do I do?
Is that it still, it's still like realistic where you can't shoot your teammates?
But there's also no consequence to the people you shoot.
What the hell? He's in GBAs, what the fuck?
Think about that for a second. He's on WM3 when he was replying to you talking in the stream.
blue team of ass
Did you shut your tower?
Yo, it's push your tower. Let's take this shit. Let's do it. I got C4. Let's go.
Oh dude, I'm never gonna luck the M4 at this rate.
Gonna be on all night. Well, I'm gonna be on all night anyway, but
150,000 xp to get the M4.
That boy got a hundred. He's sniping from the tower. Oh fuck.
Yeah, he's sniping.
Dude so close
See the battle I need a real battle
Let's take this tower fuck these guys
Yeah, dude help get back out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude help get back out
Give it up. What shoot them better
No, shoot them shoot them much better
Shoot them much much better
Yeah
Oh
Guys we need an RPG for this attack on the company they are bowing us down over there. I think our church guys died guys
Yeah, I think we got flanked. I think
We can jump a bunch we can jump up right there. He's not use this sniper
Think right here take it right here
Okay
Oh god
I'm coming boys don't you know I'm coming
You're reducing the time to do this fool here this fool again
Don't I'm going on coming
It's Austin no wonder fuck that guy
That was Austin?
You killed Austin fuck you
Hell yeah
Get picked on kid
Woooo
Took his blood money
And we are going to get sucked into that tower back.
And we are going to start pulling for a while.
We are going to get sucked into the tower back boys.
We're about to die.
We're about to die.
Yep, it's on it.
It's on it.
They sent it away from the tower.
Oh, those jackasses.
Oh my goodness, you played the game.
Play the game.
You purchased.
Don't sit in the cup chair for half an hour.
Oh my goodness.
I was on a stream five minutes ago and just answered what you said in Discord.
Five minutes ago and just answered what you said in in discord
In discord. Yeah, you said it to watch me sit. Oh, no, my lunch money. He's in stream
I'm killing my shop
I'm
I don't see you John. It's right outside the gate to the left. I dropped one and then I fucking died
John I don't see you John actually you can't buy backpacks by the way in the heli oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, you know that I'm eating
I'm taking that helicopter down!
Helicopter!
Helicopter!
Helicopter helicopter!
I'm here to tell you all that I free that hub's display scheme in an MMO and share it with the masses around the Thanksgiving money flows. I think it gets for the job only attack.
I wouldn't take a peep! I wouldn't take a peep at that!
We why would I build just display an MMO on the screen anyway?
I mean I don't want out got the vendor back back at best
Man penis yelling at the wind again. I'm not yelling at the wind
I'm not yelling at the wind, there's a man out there even watching me.
There's a man out there even watching me.
The government trying to read my thoughts.
The government trying to read my thoughts while I smoke in my house.
All I want to do is smoke in my house and the government keeps trying to read my thoughts.
Okay, let me give you all my energy, all I do is call my name.
You just shaved the hairs on my boots.
Holy fuck!
Oh, there it is! There it is! I see it! I see it! I see it! It's an emotion!
Maybe where you at?
Right down here. I'm building a same site.
You give one shot because you used the other shot on time.
You see me? I'm the only guy building. I'm the entire team!
Here it comes boys! Here it comes! What's happening?
Here it comes!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh we have a fucking AA! Go and get the fucking hell out of here!
I got an RPG! I got an RPG!
Oh my god, that was the coolest thing I've heard!
I just think I'm down boys!
Did you get him?
I
Did
We need more more fuel more fuel
Peter for the record
All right
You were up on your time I Smith you were off only fucking you like John you were up be very up on your time
Peedot, his map is covered.
His map is covered.
What are we gonna do?
No!
Darn it!
Ten thousand people.
We can't stream-stipe Peedot any more.
He's spoiling our plans!
He's spoiling our plans!
Covering his mini-map!
What do they want?
No, no, no, no.
No!
Good idea.
Good idea, boss.
Yeah, dang them.
What does he need?
He needs ammo.
But, but, if you do, I'm sitting here building a fucking entire base.
He's coming here to use the A.A. and he's complaining.
I'm telling my-
Red pop.
Red pop.
Red pop.
I'll support it.
I mean, what do you think?
I mean-
I will lie on the stand in court and say that it was-
I
Never hear about that guy that shot himself with a BB gun for like a hundred days straight to improve his skin quality so he can take on bullets
No, I thought that guy's his jerk sessions are insane
She doesn't even know who's jerking them off himself or his uncle. He just can't feel anything. Uh-huh, uh-huh
You see the guy that put like like a dog
I was just to make him tough and he just like
Every day for like three years. He did what?
It's like dog flea and tix-bram his skin
Damn it. I have an RDPG. I forgot. Oh, that was the perfect time to do it
All right, listen you got to get almost like I ended up taking in twenty
Hey guys, I'm getting word that that guy ended up taking a 22 to the skin spot where he shot himself and it didn't go through
I guess it makes sense
It's like what Katy Perry said what does it give me make me stronger quarter little longer
I only want to smell it when I'm alone
Put on your boned shoes, put your gun on the cover and tuck it over my head.
Just inhale all the fumes, I got a boner.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Tuck me in your ears, put me in your arms while we dance the night away.
The moonlight is on us tonight.
Nothing will interrupt this day.
Are we getting ready?
I think I'm both getting ready.
Tony Danza, grip me.
I'm getting closer, Tony Danza.
Grip me, Tony Danza.
Slip me in your secret space.
Take me away, Tony Danza, from the trials of regular life.
What do we want to do, Tony Danza?
Make me feel pretty again, Tony Danza.
Put a ring on it Tony Danza
Tony Danza, your fist is quite large, I'm not sure it will fit
Been on it Tony Danza
Tony Danza
Tony Danza
Caress my skin, my late at night
Need more fuel, baby
Tony Danza, Tony Danza
Guys, we're dropping a ton of guys off to the northeast, a ton of guys
We won't be out inside my ears
Don't make it a joke
We're not blowing up our fob
We need more to support these guys are do you want to ammo them?
No, yeah, yeah bring him a green palace. Wait, are we just getting mortared or is there actual guys?
So there's no big more distance. There's no point in coming here
I got you
I
Gotta get rid of the mortars
He's not in stream
That's just crazy
And he's not sniping up little shit
You little fucking shit. You little fucking shit.
Twisting is Houston. Excellent. What a sweet treat.
Guys, guys, I'm looking for enemies. I turn around.
And there's a black cock ten inches away from my face.
And Austin's going, beat it up in!
Immediately crashes onto me.
I was hoping to be revived if at all possible
Oh, I see over there
We'll make our way. We got a little force here. That would be lovely. That would be lovely
Yeah, I'm not the best of button 10 15 minutes
The pallet of steel coming here I'd love to come back from purgatory if anyone would spend me a
I'm gonna come in your circle if you don't revive me immediately
right now if you don't talk to me like that
that's it I'm killing myself no no no I was almost there in the game
I
Think that palette oh
Okay, there's a guy in our fob
Cheers boys
He was a fucking listen one guy like you Coco take out a whole team
How do you bring ammo to the base like we need water and oh you grab a black
Hawk and then you press B and then you press pallets and then it's an ammo
palette. No black Hawk? Yeah, no black Hawk, black Hawk. But I like black
Hawks more. Well to each the road and we're here to support you am I right
other green guys the black hawk the
helicopter you do you queen we say that
two-way guys guys the ABC is at the base
with us I just realized
Get me out of here!
We'll be at the battle any moment now guys, any moment!
I'm going back!
Come on back!
Go back go back
If you crack this helicopter I swear to God I swear to God
Thank you all right, I want
What are we doing? What are we doing guys? What's going on? What's happening around here?
What are we talking about?
What the hell is going on here at the Green Bay?
You see this?
You crash this helicopter, you won't have a penis by the morning.
Don't you question me Xavier.
Don't you question me.
Flip tail, keep an eye on this guy.
If he moves, shoot him.
I'm not sure he makes this.
You have your orders flipped kill, and I know you're a fine soldier.
I know you're a fine soldier.
No, unless he moves. Unless he moves.
If he moves, kill him.
Oh, he's tempting ya. He's testing ya.
Get ready boys, we're going in!
He's raging, he's raging!
He's raging, he's raging!
Excellent work, let's get excellent work.
Ah, let's ride!
Let's ride!
All right boys give me the shit give me the situation the lowdown the breakdown
How is ready boys
I don't know so I think they have more people in this area
Oh, there's a red guy in our base!
Not anymore, nevermind.
He has been died as of recent.
We really are everywhere. Oh my goodness, you know what put me on put me on coconut
Bob all right, I'm not interested in Bob work. I need kills
In trying to win but right now winning is my second priority and I did
What bill is it?
The one on the right. I need to put it on the left here though. I think they filled both buildings
You're prepared
Why are there guys attack
And I'm bad griefing us.
What?
What?
Oh, no.
What the hell?
I'm just going to reset, Coco.
I'm just going to reset.
A guy doing the Austin Method is ordering us.
He's pulling an Austin.
The Austin Method.
The Austin Method.
The Austin Method.
The Austin Method.
Try it in true. It is trying to it is trying to
You ABC in the zone
But yeah, don't go in any of those how these go to mind go to mind. I need the money
Give me good. Give me good. Oh, all right. What am I? Obviously don't care
No, obviously don't
Obviously some poor I can't
Besides, it doesn't matter, I guess.
You don't get it, pussy! Fuck you!
I'm a baby, I'm a baby!
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta introduce ourselves.
Oh, could heavens.
Should we move towards those apartments?
Dude, yeah, we can move anywhere. They're everywhere around here.
I should move towards this apartment. That's where a ton of them are holed up. You mean?
Yeah, yeah, but there's guys in the in the stadium.
Let's go fuck up!
Don't get shot in the side. Don't get shot in your hips is all I'm saying.
That's what happened to me last time.
I wonder if you're done. You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club.
Oh mama, I'm just coming from this cage and my heels.
It's where I shot me through his for a long time. So just the tip of his club. He somehow rigged his barrel
Fucking hi
You smoke it you smoke
You smoke it we
Sorry boy, sorry boy, okay
He's already dead.
He's already paid for his crimes.
I can shoot a rocket in his house just to let him know that we disapprove of his actions.
I can do that. Yeah, I'll do that.
There we go.
He is very certainly disapproving of his action.
Well, let's go get him.
Hmm
How is blue getting points those guys are doing nothing the whole game
My wife made some sort of deserts your wife doesn't suggest
And I'm dead
He's waiting as soon as you revive me, don't you worry.
I'm back, I'm back!
I just drilled this guy point blank with a galeel
and he killed me with a pistol.
Oh, fantastic.
Man, fantastic gimmick, don't you worry,
Puppapina is on the way.
All righty boy, follow me.
Five feet away and you would think that even in a game
with the shittiest flying power you've ever seen,
that that would be enough, but it wasn't.
Is he dead now?
No.
Thanks for the money, man.
OK.
Listen, I want to explain to you what happened.
You had something happen there, and it was an accident.
I haven't suffered enough today.
I haven't suffered enough today.
Listen, gimmick, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, gimmick, listen.
Listen, what just happened? It was an accident. I promise.
I know it doesn't look like an accident, but it was.
It was. Jesus.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, give me, listen, listen to me, listen to me while I tell you what happened, okay?
So you know that I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't a listen.
It was a missy, but, it was a missy, but mistakes were made.
What happened was I usually have a defibrillator in my third slot,
and I was going to pretend like I was going to defibrillate you,
and go, who am I going to defib you?
But I didn't have a defibrillator in my third slot.
I had a rocket launcher.
and that's and that's you don't know it can even damage me I'm very sorry for my
transgressions I'm very sorry for my transgressions
you know what?
yep, Habibi can't even get over her
it only makes me stronger it's like the guy who shot himself with the BB gun
you're coming in
it's like the guy who shot himself with the BB gun
I'm out of rockets now
what is that?
I don't know what is a Habibi gun?
Nothing nothing nothing
M4a1 standard issue US military I believe what we're talking about
Standard
Standard issue don't you worry Habibi? Don't you worry? Okay? We are doing anything over here
They ain't with them we're not with you can rely on eyes
We're not really going towards our father. I'm not certain honestly. I'm not really certain what I'm doing right now
I need kills. I need kills. Well, we should go to the oblong apartment. That's where everybody's at. Oh
Is that where they're at? Okay, that's where the blue team and the red team are at boss. It's the oblong apartment
Let's you got immediately
What's chomps?
The meat stick. Oh, no, I haven't actually I stopped eating those why for religious purposes
I started eating them to oppose your religious. Oh, you say your religion is better than mine, huh? Yes, exactly
All right
Okay, well, that's a little rude
Guys, I'm in the old block apartments and there is lots of blues gimmick. I can use you help me meet me
You are you I'm here. I'm here. Also Cisco needs a revive and I do not have an event as per
Example a few minutes ago when I shot you with the rocket launcher
I'm in the whole block building across repeat. Oh, what a coink-a-dink
Thank God that guy is blind that could have been really really bad
Oh
The guys at Bob are absolutely doing nothing. They're doing more. They are so fucking useless
Don't you speak to our green soldiers like that pal? No, they're being fucking useless. Why don't they man the fuck up?
And get to work
Why'd it be so lazy?
Oh, they'd be lazy?
God.
They'd be very lazy.
Very lazy.
Oh, my God.
Say it isn't so, and say it isn't so.
I'm saying it.
I'm saying it.
It's so.
I'm saying this thing was so.
No.
I'm saying it.
I'm saying it.
It's so, so.
It's just in.
No.
It's so, so.
What?
Everybody's getting killed.
No.
Oh, my God.
Just run around.
That's why are the blue and red teams terrible?
I'm never gonna get a kill
There's no
Guys guys guys guys guys we gotta get that hot shirt
We gotta get that hot shirt ASAP blue and red have heard what I said about them and they are not happy to take it points
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh my god. I'm level 19 dude. I'm so close to you for oh
I'm so close
I was upon you 10,000 blessings give me 10,000 blessings
Sure, are you on the blue team? I'm making stupid decisions
sir
Oh
There's bad bad
There's not enough enemies!
Okay, okay, we're in...
AHHHH!
Oh, there's enemies!
A BAD BAD MAN!
Or, otherwise known as Big Mac with Com.
I think it's his official name.
According to the kill game...
I think it's a French name.
Possibly Scandinavian.
Those Scandinavians, I'll get ya.
100%.
Well I'm gonna go over there and beat his shit in. I don't know if you guys want to join me, but that's the plan.
That is the move.
Have you beat a John? Have you beat a John?
Come in, come in.
I require a large hammer and a crate, is it possible?
I don't have those unlocked.
I'll give you a large hammer, you can just put it in your crate.
I can give you like a three inch hammer.
That is large.
That's pretty huge, yeah.
That's huge, that's massive, that's a massive hammer.
Fuck you by the way.
Daddy gets what daddy wants.
Daddy gets what daddy wants.
Oh yeah.
Daddy gets what daddy wants.
Get a drill up, can you get a drill up please?
Alright see ya.
Follow me guys follow me boys. I have C4. I have 4 captain 4 C4. I'm gonna come. Congratulations
sir.
Watch your booze on the hot zone. Look at the map, time for booze. Yeah look at the map.
We can have an APC too guys. I've got 4 C4. If you get close to an APC I can blow that
the kingdom come oh I miss my totally shit I mean it's like no just to tell
him not to it's illegal no there's a sniper he's a sniper you next tell him
to stop stop now now before we push you to John have you get a John as the ABC
has on the opposite side of the hot zone I don't know if we'll be on the large
hammer just continue fuel continue fuel over continuing fuel over the sniper no
Sniper no sniping do you see the backpack full of methamphetamines you're smuggling across the border
Sniper no sniping
By the right here boys right next to the pool right side east side east side east I hit you say get that that beats
You are blowing up
Right here on the chill?
I need to be jarred to a right?
I'm going for it! I'm going for it!
Throw me, throw me, throw me more shit!
That guy didn't hit a single shot! That was hilarious!
I
Watch out I want to retreat
Give me all the boys
Get ready. Yes, we're gonna pull it and we're gonna wait. Let me bend this. Let's go. I can use your bandages boss
We're gonna pull it. We're gonna win it
You can take you think you
Let me know when you guys reset as soon as you reset. I'll let you know we're gonna pull it
What's this was?
We're gonna twist it we're gonna go go on it. Oh
No, oh, don't take a video of it
To me all right listen, I'm actually pulling them right now. Are you guys ready to come back?
Wait wait to pull it wait wait wait
We have full control the hot zone right now. All right
It's not me for the southeast southeast southeast blue blue blue
I'm coming
Why did I use my RPG earlier for funny pranks?
I could really use it.
I could really use it right now.
Oh yeah.
There's some still in here, buddy.
You still have solid control.
Put it in the top.
You still have solid control.
That's the guy you killed me.
I got you, Chris.
There's some crates right here.
A BB coming in, come in.
It's running!
It's running!
It's running!
It's running!
Anywhere.
Anywhere you can drop it.
I don't think I am.
Once again, give it up quick!
I need immediate medical assistance!
I need immediate medical assistance, please!
No over here. Oh
Don't tell anyone he's still have control the circle and still have control
They shoot as we lose control pull that circle will win the game easy peasy
Let me know when and it's over
Where's his pool?
His pool.
His pool. His pool. His pool.
Watch where balloons are jumped in.
Oh yeah, they're on us.
I push up, push up.
I'm going in.
Back mags. I have to back mags boys.
I'll join you in a moment.
Francisco
Yeah, fuck you damn righty peanut fuck you
Robbie's Robbie
Okay, Mags are almost packed back in the game boys
Oh, sorry, sorry
There's a couple guys in the north east-garth street.
Oh, I think we're clear.
Okay, okay.
We need to, we need to armor.
Sir, nobody fight, take a couple goodies to you.
Just a couple goodies, just a couple goodies, just a couple goodies.
I see a couple goodies.
I'm going in!
Ooh, very nice.
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Oh
That'll happen god to be careful
Third time in a row. I got you boss. Don't you worry?
Call it circle call it circle
Holy shit, we haven't lost a single game today boys except for that wool were proud that doesn't count
get this guy
What's going on, who's who are you nice?
What's going on alone? I'm afraid. I'm naked. I'm naked in the fridge. All right, you are you
Wait, where are you?
Let's see. I see us
Hey, how are you?
I'm with go go I'm not going to the circle I'm staying out speed to the wild safe
I see some over here I see some over here slurs Saturday question mark oh yeah
you fucking she's gone you have to upgrade to those powers baby you know what the
problem is with those little crates yeah
Go on to tower 3!
Give it to me, pull her on me!
Tower 3!
Tower 3!
Tower!
Tower 3!
Tower 3!
OH GOAL!
Give it!
be fair I was already at tower port but I'm coming to a three
oh there's a guy on his roof oh there's a guy on the roof
that noise like it's all open or like what no it's sealed
oh we got no protection there's just like
I have shabbatical services
but she's eating my candy take it I feel like I don't even want to the left
Riz101 I'm on the Zaza spark tagging a full clip of baby shark crazy style
one in the chamber got the lost souls of Hades flowing their way out my tip
what's happening what's what do you say what's going on
shut up over there i'm focusing
I
Wanted to attack tower three times guys. We are actually losing points right now. How is that even possible?
How is that even possible?
That was anti-climactic right there.
Oh my god, what the fuck is this thing?
Back in the circle we go boys.
What's that satellite they have on that roof?
What the hell?
They're in our fob by the way.
Guys, they're in our fob.
They're in our fob?
It looks like an APC, but it's on like a pole.
They're in our fob at T1, and they're taking it over.
How'd you let them do that?
You gotta just fucking hang it out, hang it out, just having a good time.
He's hanging around.
Well, you get to hang it out?
Well, you were kind of under the assumption we had already won.
You have said, you know, you used pull to circle too early.
That's not true, you guys.
You were saying, oh, yeah, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.
I don't recall saying that even one time.
I do not recall saying that even one time.
That is a fallacy.
As I found, I see that it's a deep state of mind.
Ridiculous.
Broke it out?
Hold on.
Hold on, I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna take it!
It's alright, it's only this gives us enough.
For more kills, for assault.
I mean, we want to get it.
They're not coming back, they're not coming back.
Blue's the one that's coming back.
GOD!
We're gonna, this is just gives us an opportunity to act like we can't just present ourselves.
Guaranteed we're with money from.
That's right, that's right.
Like do we really want to win right now? We could just like, cause if we killed these guys in the hot sun, what happened?
We could just get really rich.
Oh no, no, no, we win. We win. Fuck the blue team, fuck the red team, green team forever we win.
It's not about the individual, it's about the glory of the green team forever.
I know I know we can win, but I'm saying we can just you know
Why don't you say it you want to put him down? I'm jacking your ride
I mean listen we're talking about the same. I don't just kind of handle
Where are the most blue team members that I need to speak it now?
I've got a black Hawk going 200 miles an hour that's gonna crash it in a
John, John, how did you actually just read my mind?
I'm not even joking, that's exactly what I'm doing.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm doing it!
Yeah!
Shit.
Oh, well.
I need a rash.
I need a rash.
I can use a spare rash if anybody's got one!
They're overspotted.
And a left-foot one down.
And a right-foot one.
What's up with that?
Well, they're overspotting
And the lab boys and the lab men
I think they killed themselves in game
They killed themselves in game
Me and them coming!
I killed myself
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
Let them have it John!
Hold nothing back!
I won't!
There we go! I need a song that's not this for my mission
Me and Coco are
Yes, we need a tower right now
We need to pull in the tower again boys!
I
Did go for a comeback back we got these power back for drill
We have more drills here. I'm making fucking so much more drill
That's gonna keep pulling and win
Good to tower one
Good tower one. They're fucking me up. They're fucking me up. They're fucking me up bad
It's not going good boss. Oh, she's got I see
Yeah, I
Push up
Good job
If you have these better focus you better fuck right now you guys here
I got a C4, I got a C4.
I got too much, I got too much.
I don't have a D5, I'm sorry.
I don't have a D5, I'm on a rocket launcher.
We're the next guy.
It's how we get to our own base.
I see you. I see you. I see you. I'm coming. That's you. It's 52 guys in the zone right
now. Every single blue member is in our five right now. I'm not even joking. Literally
every single one.
You are absolutely not a rooster.
Oh, I see a second.
Yeah.
Got it.
The bullet right here.
The bullet right here.
Have an ABC.
The ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
Have an ABC.
He is dead
God yeah
They're not joking around they're not playing
Beep beep beep the front gate I got the front gate locked down right now
Alright boys.
Dad, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Heeeh.
Oh my god, I hit Austin inside.
And I'm dead.
I just got C4'd by fucking sweater boy.
I just got C4'd by sweater boy.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
Ooh, they're taking me to their sex dungeon!
No!
No!
Go!
I'm stuck out.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Release me!
Release me, you demon! Release me from this house!
Revive me now!
Or I will unleash a fiery hell upon you from the sky!
And wait to have it seen before!
I'll be your hostage.
You just gotta revive me first. Oh, thank you guys
We're going back there boys we're going back there. We're going back
That gave us extra $10,000
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
WE HAD A CHOP! WE HAD A CHOP!
How did Bluetooth get every tower? What the hell is that?
They've been planning this whole time!
The nut is in! The nut is in!
Guys Blue has 54 people in there. They're actually trying to come back. I'm not even joking.
Will not underestimate your in the mood.
or they will claim Victor Ruth.
Have you ever heard that before, Coconut?
I feel like they saw you hurt.
Wait, what do you say?
Never underestimate your Inamu, or they will claim Victor Ruth.
Inamu?
I'm not sure my grandpa's not done.
Wait, wait, wait. As long as they...
Wait, they're not seconded anymore.
We just need to get in the circle.
You guys got a tachelio? I'm reading a tachelio.
He's following me back to make this for the game.
are we going hot though?
give me up next to that, give me up next to that helicopter, I got an FBG, I got an FBG.
fly over the FBG so I can report it.
it's over here.
give me up next to that bad boy.
I'm on the left side, I'm on the left side.
give me up there boss, give me up there.
are you in there? what do you need?
Oh
again. We're running it back.
Oh, I can't wait. Did I kill you with the backlash? How do I do it?
How do I kill you with the backlash of the RPG?
Maybe
Go up to that spot hit it
Oh, I see it. I see it
I'm doing it. I'm doing it
Don't you worry? Oh, I don't have it
I'm repairing I'm repairing we're good. We're good. We're up. Hello fellow blue team members. Hello guys. Hello fellow blue team members
How you doing?
Gotcha! I was actually up the green teamfool!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Where's it, Frank?
He was number one.
Aye!
Aye!
Oh, I'm getting... somebody's trying to blow me.
It just faces me.
Little baby healing.
Wait, apparently I did, in fact, kill you, heavy me.
My-my-my bungalows just take the mud. I did kill you with the magnet.
worth it worth it worth it I can't believe you got that mother fucker
I was there I got a 100k clip right there you actually should make that for the 100k clip
100% man that's like a 100 clip where he jumps out and the kid is like stepping in for cooler
oh this cool is the battlefield clip that battlefield clip is pretty cool
yeah that's it's way cooler than that yeah that was that was that was way yeah that
Yeah, but did the battlefield guy kill his teammate with the backflash?
Yeah.
Yeah, did the battlefield guy kill his teammate with the backflash, jump out of the helicopter
and land safely on the ground.
No, he didn't.
Did the battlefield guy do that?
No, he did not.
No, he did not.
That blue is actually coming for you.
Come back.
I'm not even looking.
They're thinking actually with us if we don't lock in.
Hey, it's other guys body more than like 40 meter legs
Excellent
That's likely do it
I'm gonna
I'll take it I'll take it
Hey guys, why don't we just fucking push I already refreshed my YouTube shorts. It's been clipped seven times. I've been testing
hard wait
Okay, they destroyed our APC
They mad at me was repaired. They magically knew it was repaired and I guess did it say Austin destroyed your APC
Guys if we don't lock it right now, we're gonna lose and let me tell you something
I'm not having a 99 to 30 come back lost on my record. I don't know about you bitches
I'm not half a man on my record.
I will let me do it.
I will suck down this PC before the blue team wins.
What's the best way to do this?
I'm not fucking my skin.
The best way to do this is honestly, probably,
because they're going to keep sucking it.
I said we just get everybody on the outside
and just stay in the circle and get that last point.
It's camp. The fog's too wide.
So we have to take the fog.
We got to take the fog, guys.
We've got to take the fog.
We've just got to land on top.
Who's driving this? Who's driving this helicopter?
A whole team on top. A whole team on top.
This is scope! This is scope! Landers right on top of that 5-bar!
I gotta re- One sec. One sec. Okay.
We'll take it. One second.
We've got a full team in a helicopter landing on top of the 5 now.
Okay, now get in. Now get in.
Look at those boys! Look at them!
There's a good day to die!
Nice, nice, nice.
Right on top right on top
Are you ready to sacrifice your life
That's a branch up
It's down there, it's down there.
Perfect, stuck the landing.
We're saved, guys, don't worry.
We saved the day.
We saved the world.
Thank you, Givick.
Thank you.
I wasn't the driver.
I stayed in with you. I stayed into the end. I was ready. Everybody
was a good man. You're a good man. A very good man. Listen,
I'm gonna grab my own helicopter and land on top. Do you want to
come with me? I'm sure you're gonna land that hell. Yeah. I do
it all the time. I'm actually real good at landing on top of
college bars. Okay. All right. I just realized what the hell
Get to the zone and move it's moving. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm gonna just land there. Let's just land there
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Hop in. Hop in. This is where this is
Hey, this isn't any of that. Oh, it's just one over here. Sorry, Mike. Sorry, Mike. Jesus Christ. It's just one over yonder
That's when you start getting weird haircuts and tattoos that you're going to regret.
And you leave your wife for a stripper over in Brazil.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Happy birthday, gentlemen.
Don't leave your wife for a stripper in Brazil.
You got a way to just eat a few more just eat like four more guys in the circle. I got four guys in the helicopter coming right now
This is the legend for tall guys to to respawn
I'm just looking at a bunch of guys and it's not the same thing.
So I'm just exhilarating.
Nope, or Dix.
Alright, nobody's in the hot zone anymore.
Don't you worry, we got a full team coming, shield team not.
Strike team not coming in hot.
More teams are coming in hot, on circle.
You know when you jump, P.
I'm the pilot.
Please don't drop him.
I always jump.
Guys get in circle, get in circle!
He jumped.
Are you serious?
He jumped.
Don't forget to tip your pilot.
He works very hard.
Oh shoot we're gonna win, we're gonna win!
And it was all because of me!
It was all because of me!
I saved the world!
Cheers boys, cheers guys!
Oh, I'm almost out of 50 to start.
Staying in there. We staying in there. Oh, we can drop service if you want. Yeah, I'll just drop some service
Look right there the Jack peanut telecrash wanted right then you say that guy you say guys
Told you
Boys that's probably my old you right there. It's Saturday. What do you mean? I got a headache
I
Already did it's not going away
Like five hours. Yeah, get a spoon eat it up
Yeah, I do always hold on wait. Oh, yeah, there's an old like there's a way to get rid of headaches like hiccups
What you want to do is you want to hold your breath for ten seconds?
Blank really fast and take your fist and shove it
Right up your ass. Oh
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, that is not to me. I feel what?
All right, I mean, I just got a finger on my ass if you're better
Yeah, that's kind of how worse your asshole
You don't think about your head
Yeah, you actually actually is a trickly you can stop your toe on purpose
That way you don't think about your headache that actually is a real while coconut weights with his finger up his ass
I'm gonna go take a tinkle before you join a server. Give me honestly. Let's take a two-minute break quick PB break quick
Just break
Take care of yourselves guys
What does that mean you're not gonna take care of myself?
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
I'm gonna do crack and and and and be homeless and and then my toilet's deep when I go and say I'm gonna stab myself
Yeah, I'm gonna do black tar heroin fucking let's play one more game
Guys quick to a break to a break grab you grab your snacks grab your drinks take a quick beat be quick to when it
Be right back boys be right back two minutes gonna grab a quick silly just gonna take a quick pee pee be right back
Well, I have a sin that ah don't don't worry about me a sin day
Like you just the way you are.
Handle me the way you are.
You were a baby girl
Baby girl
Baby girl
Baby girl
I have returned! I have returned!
I am back from the rink.
Guys?
Okay, do I have to returning that?
I'm back here. Yeah. I'm ready. I got my 1969 Dodge Charger 440.
Hemmy god damn it. Oh, I said me actually some is red and blue gonna stop us tonight?
I mean, come on. Come on now, P.
They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't.
They can not. I mean, they literally can't.
They don't know where it's coming from.
They don't know how it's coming.
It's almost impossible for them to stop the green team.
You know, fucking tear.
We've been on a tear all day, all day.
The green something. The green racists.
Oh, yeah. I'm a racist.
I call a racer.
Well, let me, let me, let me, or the green goblins, what do you guys think?
The green machine?
The goblins.
Wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
The green gargantuan.
The green gamblers.
The green gamblers?
That's like a, a, a, adjective.
The green gay guys?
The green gay guys.
Someone did the green with a gay guy, I dare you.
He's a green guy.
the green goblers or green goblers green goblers the green goblers
I'll give this merch to me the green of the green glizzy goblers there it is
that's the one that's the one the green the green glizzy goblers the green
glizzy goblers what are we talking about our new name for the green teams it's
We're unstoppable. Yeah. Oh, green. What about the about the green guys? The green
Goopers. The green winning. That's one thing we all have in common. We're all green. I'm
I'm a peanut.
The green guys.
What?
Peanut. I'm a peanut.
I'm ambidextrous.
No, I'm not a guy.
I'm ambidextrous.
That? Okay.
Alright.
No, they go hand in hand.
The peanuts don't have sexes?
No, no we don't.
And honestly,
you just do ask me that gimmick
is a microaggression.
Oh, wow.
I didn't think I'd hear that in your gimmick.
I honestly, when I first met you,
I thought you were a different person,
and now hearing that from you is
it's disappointing to say the least.
It's disappointing to say the least.
Cultural appropriation in your life.
Did you just culturally appropriate
my beat and pull?
Hold on a minute.
That's not going to look good.
Do?
That's not going to look good.
No.
Peanuts.
Hold on.
They have clitorises.
What about the green girl?
Peanuts.
Green gooners.
Have sexes.
What about one nut and five guys?
No.
Oh my god.
No, individual penis do not have sexes.
They're perfect flowers.
Peanut plants produce small yellow blossoms
that are perfect flowers.
OK.
So yeah.
Yeah.
I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. Self pollinating. Yeah, that means we fuck ourselves that you know, that's awesome, dude.
Self pollinating. That one comes to no surprise to me. Yeah, five guys one nut. How about that? Five guys one nut.
Five guys one nut. Five guys one nut. There's four of us. There's four guys one nut. Four guys one nut.
four guys I'm not as a roll off wait what about what about just 34 guys per team 33
guys one night and one awesome what if there's another peanut are you like the
last survivor I'm like the last airbender I'm the last Austin I'm the last
weekend Austin you know why these air means general gig if you're the last
airbender. There's a language.
I mean, you have the last genital bender.
You're the last Gingelbender.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Grip my swarma.
Grip my swarma.
The last swarma bender.
The last swarma bender.
All planet Earth.
Whenever you're ready, whenever we're ready,
we haven't picked a team name yet.
I thought it was 32 guys, what is up?
Well then we have to consider the fact that-
Oh god it's going, I got a great recommendation in the chat.
Why?
Gang green.
It's like we're the gang.
Gang gang.
We're gang green.
you know what actually you know what wait a second give it next time you have a
good idea keep it yourself well hmm it was my chest is like any day that's an
American car man well copy that we call our seven
I'm gonna go to the restroom while we figure this out okay but I don't know what we just did
you didn't go during the designated restroom period you broke the tree I
I have to get a drink.
What about Gert?
I didn't see time.
Guys, maybe do 9-11.
But.
That doesn't rule out the time.
It doesn't rule out the time at all now.
What about the green waffles?
Heal, heal.
Okay.
Green waffles?
Heal.
I've instantly pictured it.
I'm not hungry anymore.
I'm gonna put my snack on it.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We gotta have a man that's gonna go there and dominate it seven times in a row.
The green bastard is a lot of people like that in my chat.
The green goopas is a pretty hot one in mine.
The green goopas.. yeah, honestly, I thought we both were the green goopas.
I feel like that one's the most tried and true name we can go.
Green goopas.
So, we're more loot-minded.
Which is kind of me.
I can all philosophical on that.
Sort of a loot focused, kind of a loot focused tech.
What about the greenie weenies?
Greenie weenies?
Now that.
That kinda works actually.
Okay, greenie weenies, greenie weenies.
All right, that one's good.
Greenie weenies, greenie weenies.
There's something about it.
There's something about it.
It just hit something in my brain.
The greenie weenies, boom, there it is.
There it is, the greenie weenies.
So there's one we suggest without a word
that says it's G.
Well, nothing rhymes with green unless you unless you use a G go good night. I'm back. I'm back
You bad? Yeah, I'm playing yeah, I'm playing. Let's go. All right. Well, we're gonna finish that shit
Maybe you're taking it. Yeah, I'm putting you on your favorite map
No
Yes
Cuz I actually have grown accustomed to this map. I have I will say I can't have fun on this map, but I I'm like I
go like SKS I
Shot my first gun around there's a saw rifle on this map as hell
Because you you never get invited dude. You 80. There's a guy and then you get shot
Hey guys, I just don't have to leave. We're not sure why I really none of us want to do motor now
I'm on both. I'm not all right guys. All right turn back on guys. We'll be over here on
Come on
All right, here we go. I'm doing another one
All right, it's on it's on and I'm ready
Everybody guys
I'm doing assault anyway because I need that before I just realized I can't go I can't
I can't do this fucking thing.
Of course.
Happy birthday by the way gimmick.
Happy birthday I forgot to say happy birthday.
Happy birthday gimmick.
I went to the courthouse and cancelled my birthday.
I literally don't have birthdays anymore.
What?
I went to the courthouse and I told him to can't to wipe my birthday.
I don't have birthday.
I literally don't have a birthday you can't do that guys. I wish the courthouse to be guilty to a double murder so it's
a free country
I missed whatever you just said I missed I feel like I miss something good
You did
I grew up it was a long time ago
I said, I went to the courthouse to plead guilty to a double murder suicide.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Is everybody in?
If you go to the courthouse and turn yourself in, you'll just let you off the roof.
Bravo one.
Bravo one.
Do you need an invite, or are you not a key?
I'm in, I'm just trying to go in green.
Oh, okay.
Bravo one, gentlemen.
Should have plenty of options to get in is it bad to take like Tylenol like every day type shit
So what I did now obviously is not like a permanent solution
But what I did was I got Advil cuz Tylenol goes after your liver
Advil goes more after your kidneys. So if you're drinking yes, you you want to use Advil
Yes, 100% that's an ironically true because
So there's ibuprofen is different from the other drug
Obviously should be doing that the first place, but if you are gonna do it, that's what you should
I think I'm gonna take less because you you're a pretty fat guy your fat pants
You probably should be taking three take two if you're drinking
Even though you're not supposed to really do that if you have to you got a really bad headache
That's me. I've been there take two and even though you really say you must you should fucking take six
Cause if I'm a fat bitch you're fucking obese
Are you kidding me?
If I could bounce a quarter off your belly
You would have gone through my roof while you were here you fat bitch
You can
Have you seen this guy?
Have you seen this guy? He's FUPA on FUPA
He's got a memory foam mattress right above his cock
Yeah you like that?
I fucking hate this guy
You like that?
You like that?
I like that football
That football you coming your daddy peanut wouldn't want
We all in nope. Hey you guys want you want to join Bravo one?
John are you in the game? Nope
We are you in the game and not on the team or what? Yeah, I'm in the game style of the game
Yeah, well how many people are the beating John 21 21. Oh, yeah, you're still going
Nobody say you see just wait for John wait for John. No, we don't need to worry boys. No need to worry nothing to worry about
To run you must are you must my mom's yeah, my name is my mom's
All right
John what you want to but no
Don't join the team boss and try and I'm trying it on the team the game started
I'm not moving till John's in the green team in solidarity for John
No John get on the team I'm not moving till you're on the team
I don't deserve you, you make me proud this court getting off of work for
you to rejoin the pack.
back.
What?
Any moment now.
I know you guys can't see it, but there's people crashing Blackhawks all in front of
me for everything.
I'm sitting here in the spot.
I
There's not even I've had two chances to do it on this someone else got it both times
How many people are on the green team?
23 it's a long time you're shot plenty of time you shot pretty time
Yeah, I would you guys start? Oh, no, we're waiting for you. We're waiting
Waiting hide and screen. I ain't doing nothing. It's been in a dime until John's here
I
Know I guys I know it's a bad idea I see for everyone
Take my doctor by setting the doctor the only person I could trust the same guys if you have to take
Which I have been in that situation
In general
I think I think it's like when I do FPS
I
Feel it's a very stupid thing to do even peanut. I feel like peanut gets headaches a lot too much
I mean medicinal math. Well, yeah, but I don't get headaches by not doing anything
I get headaches by going live on streaming yelling at the top of my lungs for 10 hours straight. Yeah
Yeah, you know ginormous
Spotlights are literally beaming 40,000 fuck bolts into my urethra
I'm also yelling at the top of my lungs late into the night upwards of two in the morning
every single night.
That'll give anyone an egg.
I don't get headaches.
I don't know if I'm getting it.
I don't know if I'm getting it.
I also drink all day long every day.
Those combination of items will give you a headache every now and then.
That just kicked me.
I got kicked.
Okay.
Well, that's why we waited.
We gotta leave as you won't be able to join back activity. I shouldn't even join
Actually, you might be able to join back if there's only 24 guys on the thing. We don't leave don't leave don't leave
Okay, don't I'm inviting you?
I'm just enjoying. Hmm. Great couple. Yeah, great combo. Great combo. Mmm. Hmm
Stop drinking. No
That's crazy
No, it's all it's all it's full. Okay, we gotta leave. Yeah
All right. All right. Hmm. Hmm. I left. I left. It's done. It's done. I'll have you
know everybody that my doctor said I drink a healthy amount of alcohol. Yes, I lied
to him, but technically he said that. Technically he said definitely I don't drink too much.
I told him I drink one day. I drink all day, every day. No, it's an exaggeration, guys.
Guys, I have one to two voodoo's at night.
Do you guys see what we're even?
Every day except for Sunday.
I never check on Sundays.
You guys thought your doctor don't need to lie to them either.
No, I do actually even.
One to two voodoo ranges at night.
Yes, I do.
Saturday is no big deal.
And the blood one came back in.
And may I remind you guys, I drink it over a seven hour
period.
So my beat at body, which is much stronger than a human,
can process that very, very easily, very easily.
That's not like drinking two Buddha Rangers over an hour.
That's drinking two Buddha Rangers over seven full hours.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Is that for real, two Buddha Rangers?
No way of drinking one to two Buddha Rangers.
Yeah, no way.
And no other alcohol.
There's no way.
What do you mean?
Yeah, no way, man.
Well, not tonight.
It's Saturday.
It's one of the top seven best days of the week to drink guys. I mean, it's I'm not gonna just have to tonight
But most days I have one to two and no big deal no big deal is everybody in the green team
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Oh, no, I'm not even in the server yet.
Extracted from the horse. I'm in.
Handed over to you, doctor. Is everybody in the server?
I'm in the server. I'm getting in. I'm getting in. Hold on. Hold on.
Are you in? Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in with you guys.
Let me know. Okay, John, are you in the server or not on the green team?
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Are you on this? Are you in the server or not on the green team?
Me. Oh, shit. I got automatically got in on the green team. Damn.
Maybe this is nice. I'm in maybe are you in a baby?
All right, baby, okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. You're in. Okay. Are you in?
Listen
your own and score the liberty of not not opening up the door to spread the
non-stop pop out and stay in the still oh I'm fucking okay I'm too feminine
no hard getting busy with it oh my god
we could have bought this shit
and I make the mother fuck no one else you get it please
if the only thing you can't feel is came out to play stay out my way
mother fucker
you gonna rock
you gonna fall
we let it pop
don't let it go
but
ex don't give it to ya
he gon' give it to ya
ex don't give it to ya
he gon' give it to ya
I wanna be the fronteef, I wanna be the fronteef, get out of the fronteef, get out of the fronteef, you son of a b**ch!
You son of a bitch!
Fuck you!
Piece of shit.
Nice.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you.
Fuck me!
I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm gonna do your body all oiled up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Give me a Batman suit and I'll roll a duck-pink stat.
Daddy's hungry. I want some fucking peanut butter.
I want some peanut butter.
Raaah!
Let's ride!
Reds are on early win.
Two points, whatever.
Whatever. Grief team is the best team to ever live.
There is no way anyone is beating us. It is impossible.
Right?
Coco-Cocodon is impossible.
Impossible.
I'll chop it.
He's down!
Eat it!
We take this tower. We take this tower right now.
I don't care how many blues or reds around. We take this tower.
We take it we take it for ourselves. Fuck everybody
We're calling the tower good call on the tower
No, no
I
Okay, I'm coming push up push up push up
I killed one I got him I got my guy
Push up push up push up even Bob even Bob lock the shadow wait
guys they're at C1 they're at C1
I got 2 I got 2
what left what left what left he's going up the he's going to the stairwell
I'm dead I'm dead
Noooo!
I'm coming Coco I'm coming I'm coming
I got naded from underneath of the way oh my god
62 meter nade
They grabbed me I'm on the red team too grab me
I'll go red team
Go red team. I love the red team and stuff like that
Do not let them take it
Give it giving this red people reviving right on top me right behind you right behind you
Nice everybody the helicopter right now we have
If we land on top of the tower before they get to the top, if we land on top of the tower right now, they won't be able to get their fast stuff and we can take it.
Top down, top down.
If you want me to, I can drop this shit and get two more people.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I'll get my own helicopter. Get out of here, boss.
Either way, there's other people inside of a group that are not supposed to be.
Hey, shoot the helicopter!
Why am I seeing... am I shooting...?
I'd walk out like it's a lot of numbers. I've been eventually November. Oh
No, he probably has an armistice on my second. Oh, he has it on that's right
I bet you lost is November
What the fuck are you doing what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is shit is that?
Oh, Pete, you get that.
Oh my god.
How many do you need drinking at night?
One to two.
One to two.
One to two.
One to two.
One to one.
Hop in, hop in boys, hop in, hop, hop in, sorry, oh god, oh god, oh god, sorry, I was, I was, I was, I was playing Habibi Simulator and that she was playing Tower Simulator.
You have that spark plug blitz?
Yeah, spark plug, spark plug, whatever.
Alright guys, hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in, everybody get in, everybody get in.
I'm going to bring the plastic, I'm going to bring the radio and it's pissing me off.
Everybody back in, everybody back in, everybody up in, everybody up in.
My head aches back you fucking fucker.
I didn't take long.
I didn't take long.
Why is the sky so slow?
You see it's not happening over here?
Thanks for making games fun again.
I'll see you out there bugger later.
It's time for the death god speed.
Come on.
Okay, I'm going to fly a little higher from the road, okay?
I'm still going to fly pretty close because I'm cool.
I'm still going to fly pretty close to the road because I'm cool.
Oh my god, I'm gonna go broke
There's the tree. I've learned my lesson
Like I hit that tree anymore guys
Okay
Oh lord lord, the J-hug!
What a trick!
Yes, for a new flow it's done.
I swear.
Oh!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Alright guys, we're landing on the tower, boys!
Who's group leader?
Here we go! I'm doing the J-hug!
Coco, are you group leader?
One right now
Dude who the fuck is group
I don't see anybody I'm too late to drop me
I mean, there's cars everywhere.
There's guys.
That means that was a headshot.
What's up here?
Right there on the corner.
He's dead.
We got him.
other corner he's a good thank you
Holy moly
Hey, I got supplies
Someone at the top
These guys
Fuck it, it's Slur Shatter Day and I'm hitting the god damn...
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck, close you up man!
What was that dude? What was that thing you do?
What was that thing you do?
Well, back when you dug the box, you were the e-man around here!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Goddamn!
What are you gonna do?
Hey look, there's a guy up here with us!
What are you gonna do?
Where, where, where?
Come here, fucking stop. Fucking stop.
You guys get the fob? Little bitty.
Wait, wait, where's the fob at? Where's the fob at?
You drop it on the roof?
Someone already placed it.
Is it ours?
We placed it?
I don't know.
I just see a square.
Are there some people in our tower, or is that tower clear?
Yes, no, our tower is not clear.
It is definitely not clear.
This is definitely not clear.
I'm going to clear it, then.
I'm going in.
Ah, perfect.
Oh my god, get down.
I'm on it, boss.
That's me, you put down a fob ASAP here.
Here you go, here you go.
Unless somebody already has.
Get in the fob?
Yeah, drop some.
I don't know, I don't know.
There's a fob.
Is it on the roof?
Oh, I think you must see what's going on.
Yeah, drop that on the roof.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see one, I see one.
Do you need a large hammer, P?
I got a go to, man.
Yes, I do, yes I do.
All right, I'm bringing a large hammer and some supplies.
You not to put them in?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to put the fob down now.
Okay, our timer's good.
Place the f**k down, place the f**k down.
Bob is down, Bob is down.
Place the sarge, re-secure it, re-secure it!
Very good, very good.
Oh, thanks for the supplies, boss.
Alright.
Oh, so I'm gonna secure the roof with some doors and stuff?
That way we at least have the roof.
Go ourselves.
What's that? What the hell?
I don't know, is he on his ground floor?
I'm bringing a large hammer P in two different crates and some building supplies. You got to put them in that fob
We'll do we'll do I got me ma'am right now. I'm just kidding. You guys a T1 T1 T1
Thank you, hurry, hurry
I
He'll you you build I hear you build. Thank you. Hurry. Hurry. Oh
Sorry, that was just to show my appreciation
Guys classic rock with helicopter flying it's just like those two things are meant to be you know, they're meant to be
Good old AC DC
I was playing so much hcdc on launch day my youtube got taken down five times
I've been casted. Are you on my roof T? Yeah, I'm on the roof, I'm on the roof.
I'm dropping these off, real nice and easy now.
Oh, I'm getting shite, oh my goodness, I'm getting shite bad, I'm getting shite bad.
He's at the large hammer, he's at the large hammer. Yeah, yeah, large hammer and a bunch of uh, mats.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't see you up here.
I was bringing mats. I hit it's awful. I don't see the large area. Where's the large
area? Yes, we saw a jibrat. I got one of my pants. Oh, yeah. Oh, the yellow dragon.
Oh
This sniping is from the stop
I
Tell me tell what it's you can tell how I want to scare
We're gonna get we're good
There are a lot of right on me
already mortaring us
My god literally right on me
Where did you drop the launch?
He's prone he's prone
What you want to go all the way down there with those
Oh
a CD-R-S certified double-room situation
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die immediately
Fantastic it wait to eat God
I mean exhilarating speech
I have a beautiful that's gotta be the guy
But you put it on the roof
I
Can fly the helicopter you're a moray. Thank you. I get shot. Oh, yeah, I feel like I deserve some kind of credit
Anybody get the big hammer for the box up top
Left I brought up for a second
Oh, this is where the boy can't run much the guy above you
I think you think you think you okay I got the big handbomb and go to the borders
Oh what the hell
And we're dead
There are now two locations mortaring us
And no one is mortaring you down
Turn the corner and there's a hole
Holy shit
Holy shit
And then you go in the morning
Holy shit
Holy mountain
What a big possibility
I just killed a guy by closing the door and we're dead.
Alright.
We're gonna build the mortars, we're going to build the mortars.
I like you, you're not Austin, I think your number's Austin.
Where the odds are true so I think it's accessible.
I
Mean will this come with
Yeah, the guy in our squad is definitely Austin with streamer mode on
He keeps talking
Fantastic
This is Hal on Earth.
This is Hal on Earth.
This is Hal on Earth.
I am getting my ship.
Keep dumpin'.
We really need to fucking lock it in here.
We got locked in it, we got locked in it, 100%.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I'm building another mortar on the other side so I can't be sniped off of it.
And then I'm going to take those other mortars out with my mortar and then we'll be safe.
Bring an ammo
I'm she be concerned see me
I'm putting it to her dad. I'm dropping ammo right on top of you right on top of you
Get me out back there never boys
Oh, hold on I gotta do it. Do you even use the thing
That was an excellent drop, I'm gonna take these mortars out.
Cheers boys.
Cheers boys.
Cheers boys.
Oh, cheers boys.
All right.
Here we go.
Some mortars.
I gotta figure out where they're coming from first.
Oh
Shout these checks 100 150 meters right 150
Shout these
I'm sorry.
Yeah!
There we go.
There we go, boys!
I don't think that's gonna hit either.
I dare you to fucking move, John.
I dare you to fly.
I would destroy that man. I would destroy that man.
I can't believe you made it out of that. What the fuck?
Yeah, maybe. I would destroy that man!
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck it!
I didn't even take damage.
Hey, what the fuck?
Yeah, what do you mean?
Yeah!
You can't get me, Bob.
I like this, you son of a bitch!
I
My old one
It's a hand on brothel and stick
I
Can you this one feels like a baby this one feels like it's a baby
About old times
Now
They're off by a decade, but I'm with you
25 years ago. Oh my god, you're right. Yep
With these my image
with these
What are these? What are these?
Listen, I was just trying to see what a hundred...
You know, melt some steel beams and all.
What, a hundred, two hundred, three hundred...
Three... three fifty, three fifty?
Fuck it, here we go!
Or maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe!
Oh.
Oh my, oh my, guys, guys, guys, guys!
We have to go and infiltrate that church!
They are fucking me!
This...
NFPS?
I can't see on the map.
Another year.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
The rules finally touch the Twitter.
Oh, they're under your team.
Happy birthday, kid.
Oh, guys.
He noticed.
Nice, guys.
We have to go destroy that bomb at the church. Those motherfuckers will not stop or bring us up here
Okay, all right, I mean
Where's the church the church is to the northeast of town one
Do you want a hot drop or what I'm just gonna walk there. I'm already a town one
Cow one boys tell one tell one
Oh shit
I get my hands on that man, I get my hands on that man
Oh wait
Yeah
Man!
Not to the northeast of Tower One?
Yes it is!
There must be two churches.
That's one of the churches right now.
Northeast, north- wait, north- sorry, what did I say?
Northeast is now the east.
It's south- southeast of Tower Four.
Northeast of Tower One, Northeast of Tower One!
We're the hot-torted!
We're there, dude. We're there.
We're there! Take him out! Take him out!
Yeah, we're there.
Mori, Mori.
Mori, Mori!
He know in November we're pushing through the- the sunflower fields.
I'm coming right now, I'm coming right now.
Boop, boop, boop!
Hey, do you guys have it? Or no?
No, not really anymore, because these guys are motoring everything we build.
We can't build anything.
Well, I'm coming, I'm coming.
You're not coming, you're not coming.
You're not coming.
Wait, that tower right there, right B?
It's the tower, it's the tower, you're wrong.
No, no, no, the tower is B.
Why, no, wait, they're motoring this tower.
We need to get to the church to the northeast of this tower.
Okay, so you want to take the church?
Yes!
Yes!
Got it, got it, let's hit the church.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Oh, no.
Got a kid.
Come on, baby.
I just pulled up the church.
There's an APC at the church, too.
Good work, good work.
I'm heading there right now, boss.
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, so you gotta be the judge.
Okay, we're looking for it.
Take it!
Are we abandoning the tower?
Well, we can't build on it until we kill this church.
You just keep ordering that Spice.
Yeah, they both are quiet off.
We gotta take this bitch out.
I'm here to kill Blues and two bubble gum boys.
And I'm all black and bubble gum.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
What about help me? Help me. Help me, please.
I
Am getting my shit blasted was everyone on anonymous mode and streamer mode when we joined cuz it doesn't
Feel like it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I don't think it does anything
He doesn't let people join off our names
You know what
What you remind oh, I'm going myself alpha wolf was in a while. Oh, yeah, I've reminded him who the alpha wolf is
Good thinking heavy
Maybe later
You know how fast into the match do you join a squad about two second chance before you change your screen or after
We've been the enemy forces suffering. I'm coming. I'm coming
I've got the hiccups
Harder than coming
I'm coming balls
What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing?
Guys there's four rats on top of you guys right now, I see them all on the map, holy crap.
F*** it!
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Get them on the boat, get them on the boat!
Okay, this is the guy laying in his fucking bush, what are we doing?
Oh we said, are we dead serious? This guy is laying in that bush.
I'm good though, I'm good, I'm still alive, we're all good.
Do that you traitor
Incredible that one from traitor to hero real quick
And materials
I
I'm coming peanut. I'm coming
You think you have to back you behind the sunflowers or the guy in the
Oh
That church is ours boys, we have to take that check for the green team
Oh give it give it give it up your fingers all over my body until I feel better
Thank you
Oh my god, dude, we fucking held it down
I
Little baby healing
Good you deserve to die I
Said what I said
Why I?
Said I said what I said
Oh god, can you lock the group? I mean, I
Yes
I got there you go
I already killed him I already kick him out
Oh, we had to
I got you I got you. Stand back! Clear! No, no, I don't. There's a guy in the camp, he's camping in your corp, at the green crate, green crate. Right side of the green crate.
To your left, Echo, to your left! Green crate, green crate, green crate!
Got me dead, gun? Good shit, good shit, good shit!
I got a deep them as well I can help
Oh
NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
What's wrong with what's wrong with-
WHAT IS DONE?!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Dude, I'm fuckin' 4-1-1-5, you just blew through our whole cage!
He's probably a racist!
I could've sworn as he drove by, he called me a-
Must be a fuckin' EV because I didn't hear shit!
Mm-hmm. Guys, I need immediate medical assistance, immediate medical assistance.
The top half of my body is not connected to the lower half.
I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready to have some health and I'll rescue the rest of you.
Grab me, Google, grab me, grab me!
Google, grab me, grab me, grab me!
I got there it is!
Guys, guys, guys, guys, hang in there, hang in there, hang in there. I'm almost up.
I think you gotta get me by the tree.
I got a D-Fit. I got a D-Fit.
The enemy vehicle is parked right on top of me, by the way. Be careful.
There's a red guy on the other side of it. He's moving toward you now.
Okay, perfect mate. I'm being perfectly managed by a guy in the sunflower.
It's just stream sniping this shit out of him.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Ah, gimmick, he's not stream sniping your tilping.
Probably, probably, but let me do it.
Can I say that?
Let me have this.
Let me have this.
Let me have this.
All about him.
This fucking guy has no information.
gimmick. No one is stream sniping. Please stop coping. Please stop coping gimmick.
It's called a skill or skill. You're coping. You're coping gimmick.
Was that one guy who's literally every single one of your guys?
You're coping, buddy. You're coping. Okay, you're coping right now.
I'm gonna kill myself. You're gonna kill yourself.
Okay, Valiant Everett, it was Valiant. We tried our best. That is what matters most.
What matters most?
Are we still going back to the church or what should we do?
Fuck, there we are! Fuck these guys!
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Guys, come on, let's go back to the church. We almost had them.
Hmm.
Oh
Mr. Posey missed a lot
Good man. Good man. Thank you, my boy
What's the team? No, get you get you sit together. We were working as it's my
idiots
They're all stupid. They're all
stupid. Boys, we lost T one boys.
We lost T one. We lost T one.
Guys, we're losing everything. I learned some new things today. Don't put C for the back
of a truck. You're putting the front of the truck to blow it up. What the hell? I learned
cook it up with Asian oh respectful way to say it is Asian oh sorry Asian artisanal
artisan artisan artisan even mean it means it's like it's like it's like it's
like you need a bagel but then you go to a protest but it's also the best bagel
you ever had it will be a really good bagel but you have to go to a protest
right after it's just how it has worked I don't make the rules of this town yeah
anti it's an anti-bago protest that's and the irony you just have to accept it
well you know that you know that'll happen that'll happen
gosh remember the eye of the tiger don't give up the tiger it's the
We love the fight, marching up to the village of our ribos
And the last note to my voice starts his prayer in the night
And he's watching us go with the high
I'm the tiger, the mischievous man
The lyrics, as you can see, I know that song
As long as no one's contesting the zeal, they're all just holding up in the base
Why don't we just stay here?
Yeah? Yeah, they have to come to us
Mm-hmm
Whole fucking team seven to eight people
Straight to the hot zone you guys there
The hot zone right now as we speak
Shouts
W crying it's a sign of the times
I'm gonna stop your bloopin' if you sign a blue IBS
Hope you're wearing your best clothes
I've got my favorite
Atonement night
It's made of leaves and I'm a peanut-yell
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am peanut-yell, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am peanut-yell, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
One with the turtleneck.
That's the time.
And with you wear that one special sweater.
You should finish your videos and probably show them to the world.
Dear Janasty, Steve once said,
Look what a great team you are, and what better way to speak of them than you are here.
A BOOTSMAKE!
You're the sexy nut we need.
What we should have, guys? Oh, this has got a giant banana.
Leave the blue steel.
Thank you.
Guys, how are we losing to Radley on this zone?
guys how are we losing to red we own the show guys what none of us are in the
zone right now we got to get to the zone boys
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I'm not calling you in.
I'm just telling you what maybe says.
He's using a context.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did I do to deserve this?
I don't know, you fucking fool.
I would never call you that.
Oh my god.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything.
I didn't get to type until what?
Not thrilled.
I didn't hear him.
He's on the part below the front.
first window is it one of those things that like my chat can't even tell me
He's put up. He's put up read the chat anyway. I don't you don't do this
I'm
I
I just don't respond to some because because I don't want him to get to you know
Thing of the streamer
I read every chat as well my buggy ladies can vouch for me
Thank you. Thank you. Yep. Yep. I've seen it. 100,000 messages within four seconds. That's right.
I'm a very quick leader. I'm a very quick leader. They're all saying he's telling the truth.
It's 100% the truth. He's telling the truth. He's a truth there.
I don't see that. I don't see that. So I'm gonna grab you even though I don't like you. All right.
Alright, stand still sir.
I actually got more money to revive you than I did kill you.
Hold on, wait, infidimunnygly?
Infidimunnygly?
Infidimunnygly?
I hate you.
Go ahead, I'll walk in.
I hate you too.
Die.
You die.
Die, wait.
What are we doing what are we doing you don't even have a deep hip
guys the zone is currently being pulled I don't know if anyone has noticed that
what it is do we have got guys coming in guys coming in for specialty these
have to give the hot zone we're all good nice and easy every the hot zone okay
I'm gonna die now and we got to get that hot zone ASAP we're gonna lose
20 points coconut I just died to a guy that's running in the spot that I
I can't do the defibrillator got it good columns good columns. I don't exactly. I died. Yes. Yes, they're stiping from the tower, too
This is a night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a nightmare. Hold on. I'm smoking. I can't actually
Make sure it's in your house
We're gonna do guys where I got please please save me, please
Please see me come complete
Go go see me see me
My brother see me see me but she's not see me please please
Thank you, but thank you. Oh, that was all for nothing. I didn't save you
Lapping by sad laughing guys. We're gonna lose the red if you don't like it
Yeah!
Wait I'm back up I'm back up I'm back up!
No give me mosh! Give me!
There's somebody outside. Fuck. Oh my God.
You can get back that again.
What the heck?
Get up, we're getting up. I hear the sound.
Wait I'm about to be back! I'm about to be back!
I'm about to be back! I'm about to be back!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh noooo!
Noooo!
Noooo!
Noooo!
Nooooo!
Wait hold on! Wait wait wait!
Ohhhhh!
Nooooo!
I'm feeling myself.
Guys, what are we doing?
I would like a stat check. What are we doing? Who chose this map on purpose?
I'm no longer fine. I'm joining the
I'll get a Hallie force by
Let's go time take our water we try to take circle
Well, we got it. We gotta go to where it's being pulled. You see that drill in the middle of nowhere
The other church at the church boys. I put up with the church
Yeah, we are the church
all right I'm ready your all right I'm dressed in my Sunday best ready to
boys hop in I'm gonna rip like a Beyblade at church baby I was right to
the church we landed right on the roof he killed him all yeah yeah hey come with
me I'm already on the ground please stop you know how to fly this thing of
Of course, of course!
Coconut, I am the best pilot, Western Mississippi.
Western Mississippi, I am the best pilot. You don't need to worry.
Papa P, it's gonna get you there safe and sound, okay? Understand?
Okay, okay, okay.
Papa P, it's gonna get you there safe and sound. Don't you worry about Papa P, okay?
Oh my God. Oh no. Alright, well...
I'm so glad I didn't use the, uh, the fob.
We'll use it after we die here.
Are you with the helicopter with me?
Yeah.
We're not gonna die, huh, baby?
I mean, uh, give it, come on, boys.
Are you guys still there?
Can you give me a little bit?
Yeah.
I got you.
I'm almost there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Are you sorry?
I'm gonna jump.
Are you ready?
Ready?
Here we go.
We're going right to that church.
We're gonna take that thing over.
I'm on the roof, Peter, you're right on the roof?
No, no, no, I'm down below, down below, I'm down below.
Anyone right on the roof?
Got one, got one.
Two dead, two dead, two dead.
I'm dead too. Oh my god. Hold on. They left that one.
on the side they like put a double wall or some stupid shit I'm going in I'm
extracting you I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea hey I'm part of the
red team open the door
hey oh we got my keys I'm on I'm on the red team I forgot my keys
Oh my god, it worked!
Holy shit, it worked!
I'm in, I'm in!
I just needed you to find a way up to the roof.
Find a way up to the roof.
A couple trees, John.
There's no way, no way!
I'm cooking boys, I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
And a jello.
And a jello.
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I want to kill myself. Oh my god. I can't believe I even survived the landing
I did my parachute. I just fucking got it turned into a world grade on the fall. I don't want the fuck happening
So like 10 guys
Where are you guys going where you guys where you guys coming from where you guys going I'm coming with oh
We're going we're going to the church. I think oh we go to the job. Where are you? Oh
my wife lost her mind. Uh I
know. Are you? No, I'll
know. That's developments.
that's you. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh my gosh. I'll you did say
you know. It's a sign of what
time it is. The people are
Stop your crying. It's a sign of what time it is
Okay a lot of barbed wire around this area
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Help me, GTQ, you don't too worry.
Hope people would never let anything that happened to you.
Haha.
Except for this one time, except for just this one time, except for just this one time, he might listen.
If you don't like-
He might- He might listen to me if it happened to you just one time.
Just- Just this one time.
This is amazing.
No, I got 18 kills. I'm doing, I'm not, I'm not doing that bad. I'm not doing that bad.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I killed myself as well.
I killed myself.
24 deaths?
Ignore that guys.
Ignore that.
Ignore that.
That's nothing.
At least six of them.
And it's over.
We got teammates.
We got teammates.
We got teammates.
Hey, how you doing? How you doing? I'm on the blue team, go shoot!
I'm dead, sir!
Damn it!
I'm fucking dead!
I'm dead, sir!
Sir, sir, I'm from the UN!
Please revive me or I'm gonna have to charge blue team with war crimes!
Sir?
Sir!
Sir?
Sir?
Good sir!
Oh, John!
Oh, nice!
Thanks, Ron!
Thank you, my boy. Thank you. Very kind of you. Oh goodness. Let me get some heels up. Let's
get on. Oh, you got me. It was worth the shot. It was worth the shot. All right. Okay. It
was worth the shot. All right. Okay. This time I won't do it this time. Okay. I was
going to take my cell. If you pull, if I pull my gun out, you can shoot me. I'm not going
Oh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit sorry it did that automatically did that automatically
All good. All right. Thank you, sir. I'm just gonna head on this way. Have a great day. Have a great day, sir
Have a fantastic day. Thank you very much. You're very kind man. Have a good one. Have a good one boys
Oh
Oh shit!
Hey guys, I was just heading out of here.
I didn't mean to run into you guys.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you.
If I could have a quick revive, I was actually on my way out of here.
Hey, coconut.
How you doing, boss?
how you doing? How you doing? Okay, heal up. Okay, well, all right, well, that wasn't very kind at all.
That wasn't, that wasn't very kind at all. That guy's name is Myron Family. I wonder if he's in the
sea. All right, okay, thank you guys. Thank you guys. Have a great one. Thank you so much. Have a good one, guys.
Okay well well played
This is a quick rebound for me and my confound rate would go a long way guys
Nice.
Yo, let's go get red.
Let's go get red.
Let's team up.
Let's team up against those dirty reds.
That's okay.
I forgive you, Lackey.
I forgive you.
I forgive you, Lackey.
Oh, I'll be going to the sex dungeon.
Oh, God.
My bottle hole is already sore.
Oh, God.
My moth holes are already very sore. Oh, thank you. Can you put me with someone with a shade?
I don't like the sound that much. Thank you. Thank you
You're very kind man you are
Thank you guys. Thank you. Oh you guys are life-saving. I'm just I'm on my way. Oh
Alright
Okay
Alright, mr. Chung is obviously some type of racist
I it's okay. That's okay, but this input desktop would happen anyway
Oh, of course, of course. Have a great day guys. I'm just gonna get out of your hair
I know you guys are probably really busy with blue team stuff
You should start listening to more jazz music. Of course. Oh, I love jazz music. Ta-ta-ta. Ta-ta-ta. Please don't kill me
Ta-ta-ta. I love jazz music. Oh, I love jazz music
Ta-ta-ta. Oh the blues. Those are my favorite. I love the blues
Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! I say, well, I'm listening to the blues.
Oh, hold on. Oh. Hey, uh, hey, Hori-mori!
Uh, I would be careful. There might be enemies nearby.
Ha-ha-ha! I tried to warn you.
Let me just pick up my Amigo here.
Let me just get my Amigo up real quick.
There we go.
Oh, well, all the... Oh, Death Spots could have happened to anyone.
Could have happened to anyone. That's okay.
Uh, mid-sim one could have happened to anyone.
Oh, Death Spots. Oh, that's okay.
You know, lightning sometimes strikes twice.
You know, people that are gonna strike by lightning
You're actually technically more likely to get stuck by lightning than people that happen then so, you know
Just a couple of these okay. Everybody's got one everybody gets one. That's fine. Everybody can make mistakes
Everybody has those days, so it's really no big deal. There you go. Bye. I'll attend on out of here
I think there's people here, I think there's people here.
Hello, hello, hello.
You should have been seen.
Gotcha!
Alright boys, lock it in, gentlemen, lock it in!
Hey gimmick, I just tipped him to blow as well.
Oh, very nice.
There's a guy there.
I saw that, I saw that, that was a good play.
You could play if only you didn't kill both of us with it. It probably would have worked better
There was a few enemies there, Horibori, there was a few enemies yet. I really wanted to get we're about to pull
Yeah, they're very sticky those blues are very sticky gotta be came
Guys, Rand is about to win. We got to lock it. Everybody to the 5th.
Everyone to the 5th! It's me! It's me!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
I'm going up, going up, going up.
We're taking Tower 1 right now. We're taking Tower 1.
Take it. Take it. We're pulling 5th.
Alright, we'll come up and see Tower 1.
Can you drop us up in Tower 1, boss? Tower 1!
I'm trying to stop them. There are some...
Yeah, I can do that, Peanut.
Are you driving?
Yeah, we're just drasses. Just kill us all.
Just kill me. Go ahead, just do it. Just kill me, do it, please. Kill me now.
Where's that one?
That one's the one right in front of you. Not this one that has a giant two on it.
Obviously, you dumb bitch. It's the other one.
Oh, look at him, bro.
I don't know about. I haven't done one. Oh, this is not gonna end well.
Oh, oh my goodness.
You're alive!
A rude straggler's act.
The cover, they're coming, they're coming!
Right on me, they're coming in
Get in the circle, get in the circle
Get in the fucking circle!
We got about 150 dudes
150 dudes?
150 dudes!
150 dudes
150 dudes!
Tower 1 has been taken, but it's not actually taken
Wait, why do we block off the ladders?
Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I have going down. I'm gonna kill all these stragglers down here
If my name is his peanut butter worth
That's right my last name is buttersworth
There's peanut peanut buttersworth very nice. They can't roll red and butter grandson. Yes, that's right
Red and pooper
We have Tower One, we own Tower One.
Red and Boop Compass.
My grandfather.
Arrow Red and Boop Compass.
That's not an approved name.
That's not an approved name.
Are you saying my grandfather's name, Red and Boop Compass, is not approved?
It's my legacy of the...
My Red and Boop Compass legacy is cemented.
It's not mince approved, so...
Is the poop in the cum or is the cum in the poop?
Oh, it's the pooped-com-pissed.
The pooped-com-pissed...
SZAAM!
That's what I like to call it.
What a smell.
Man, that's good.
Oh, it's quite the smell.
Yes, Mr. Kudige.
The circle is moving.
If you guys don't mind, maybe we can follow the circle to victory.
I would love to play in victory. That would be great.
We're getting the fucking circle!
Well, alright, you're gonna be yelling at me.
I'm from the run-poofed-com-pissed family.
You can't speak to me like that!
Go take Tower One!
He's speaking to me of an heir to the Red and Boot Compass Throne?
And you're speaking to me like that?
I'll have you know, I'm the heir to the Red and Boot Compass fortune!
Idiot!
I will have you know, my father, my father Harold Red and Boot Compass will be suing you.
You will be speaking to our Red and Boot Compass lawyers.
Fucking compass lawyers. How about that? How about your compass lawyers could fuck off?
Listen listen to me listen me I have peanut buttersworth air to the red and poop compass
The the comp the comp is so sorry I'm peanut buttersworth the air to the red and
uh come poop this fortune
I will not be speak I would not be spoken to in this fashion because I am I am peanut butter's worth aired to the the redden
come poop this fortune
They're pulling the circle so you guys peanut bones reddit
come on poop circle poop
I don't want to do this
I just want this we have we have we have we have we have we have we have we're gonna lose
We are gonna lose that is a squished vehicle
guys we have we have to get in that circle we're gonna lose
all around us
I killed one of them hopefully they're everywhere
they're just everywhere
I'm here guys
I'm clearing the way out of you
circle's about to consume me
stop your crying into silence
what time it is
it's 12 30 pm
It's 12 30 p.m.
Stop your bullshit, it's a sign of IVS.
I'm gonna come.
Oh, I'm gonna come.
Uh-oh.
This must be the secret verse.
That's the secret verse that's covered by Nickelback.
Dude, you know what's crazy is I'm the only one in the circle
and I'll be the order we found.
Isn't it crazy?
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm with the whole team right now.
Yeah, he's with the whole gang.
What's that kind of chance?
There's one guy in the circle though.
I mean think how we at least got one guy in the circle right now.
You know what I'm saying?
The alpha wolf is with me. Where's your alpha wolf?
Yeah, he's with the alpha wolf.
I've got two little short kittens behind me
and the alpha wolf is angry.
Woo!
Woo!
God, he's so fucking hot when he does that.
Oh yeah.
Alright, I'm done being in the circle.
Don't get a boater.
Challenge is possible.
We're getting ready for the zone.
We're getting ready to fight.
We're getting ready to fight.
Okay, okay, I got C4, you got C4?
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
We're getting slightly less.
Where are we getting started from?
South-west, southwest.
Nah, you're making that up.
I'll give you my five-on-five.
Follow me, gang.
Educators, you'll let it happen again.
I'll give you my five-on-five.
We're getting started again.
I'm not lying.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
We gotta get inside this fob.
We're gonna lose 77 points redhatch.
Yes, sir.
Where is the person?
He broke up.
Well, that one's dead.
Nice, nice, nice.
This is a safe circle.
We take this fob here.
We just gotta keep forward.
We just gotta wait in.
You guys see where I'm at?
You guys see where I'm at?
And I'm back down.
I just got head-sotted at full health with level 2 armor at 227 meters.
I just got head started at full health with level two armor at 227 meters
Holy crap. Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something if that guy ever has kids CPS and take him because his lenience is the lenience
No, absolutely not absolutely not. He doesn't deserve one. He doesn't
Doesn't deserve it
Get in boys lock it in. Oh hold on. I just okay
The craziest face ever
You picked me up because I've seen four I don't think any of us have these we are your cook. Oh, he's doing all she for
What's going on? What happened? What happened? Nothing, though.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep on something scared. What a loud sound.
Ah-ha, I didn't get shot down. Idiots. P. All the guys are down. If you're clear, you've got to pick us up.
I'm picking up the up. Go straight. All I'm telling you is...
be up a tree all I'm telling you I got to pop into to kill you pop into to get
you got to watch out for the top was they're gonna have to get a shitty for
the top watch out
oh god we get shot we're under fire we're under fire we're under fire we're under fire
I'm dead again under fire boys one we're the heavy fire log in what we gotta get
This baby's gonna boys down we got game there. We see for us put it up again
Excellent excellent excellent
Perfect. What a sweet treat. What a sweet holiday 44 people here
They're fucking crazy. Oh my god. We're gonna go back. I'm killing myself. You know what we took up two guys here
Yeah, but you're close. I'm like fucking into sunflower seeds. I'm going back
Got me. I'm gonna come in. Let's go
We're saved! We're saved!
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
Fuck those guys. They can walk.
And it's gone.
Do you need a ride, Pete?
Aaaaaaad a lappin'.
Aaaaaaad a lappin'.
I would love a ride.
I would love a ride. See, I was laying there in the sun,
uh, sunflower fields,
soaking up the sun, some summer good fun,
good fun and then I was how atomized I my body was broken down into molecules by
an explosion so here's the plan we're gonna land on top of the church and
we're gonna kill them all right
What?
I need a game, Tom.
We should move that APC to the church.
Someone needs to drive that APC.
Definitely.
They fucked up so hard.
That's red team with 86 points!
We gotta lock in!
Not by my church, huh?
John is a pilot.
I don't really know how he managed to figure that out.
He's a little slower than the other...
the other guys numbers isn't really that bad if we lose one out of eight yes yes it is
well then we better lock the fuck in i'm locked in pal i'm locked in it's trying to bring us back
show me i'm gonna show you show me show me show me yeah here
We're going to the hot zone boss hot zone job. We're not the hot job. We're somewhere else
I
Why are we jumping over here we go the hot dog friends about to win now we do it. Oh, wait, you're right. You're right
Wait, what the fuck I'm done. What the hell are you doing over there?
John right now, it's a right now. I'm sorry. I'm gonna get fucked out of here
No, go off!
Move, move, move!
Sorry, Murray.
We're some of the A7s who don't have a chance.
Many have doubt that the bungalows...
None have survived.
None.
boys were taking this back some this pussy in my chat just down it that it
was even possible
There's a beep, what'd you say under it?
Boop boop boop!
Call it, call it, why are we taking it over?
I'm soaking, oh we got it, nice.
I'll be be, how long can we keep this here?
You need anything?
I don't know, I'm headed over there right now though.
Be more diesel brother!
Be more diesel brother!
Uh, it's not gonna be there for long, I'll tell you that, so we gotta run with it.
Alright boys!
Everybody stay with this circle, no matter what, gentlemen!
Maybe perchance stream faster my bed time is soon
The same as oh streaming in fast. I can follow the circle a whole time
Oh
They're here they're here
I say the circle say the circle no matter what pick up your compadres nobody dies
She be good yet
Keep every night. Keep every night
Fantastic
See the zone see the zone
Was a guy who's driving from work
Oh, Jerry, my man!
Oh, Joey.
Thank you, holy moly.
Thank you.
Oh, holy moly.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Holy moly.
Look, you're on the circle.
Sorry, sorry.
Fucking hell, dude.
I'm out of circles, dude.
Really?
See the circles, see the circles.
See the circles.
See the circles.
The circles moving.
With the circles moving.
With the circles moving.
See the circle, see the circle, see the circle.
The circle's moving.
We can go on the other side of the wall.
We can go on the other side of the wall.
We can temporarily leave the circle to go on the other side.
That is admissible.
That is acceptable.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We left the circle.
It's gonna be a fun time.
We'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Go to the wall, through the door.
Hold the line, gentlemen.
Just take the circle. Nice and easy.
Ah, he's sitting here.
Ah, he's sitting here.
Now watch out for those dirty blurs and those filthy reds.
I'm holding the line, boss. I'm holding the line.
Oh, I'm behind me, I'm behind me.
How many how many this one just appeared in this shadows careful they're gonna be
We're gonna be more to this entire time to
Into the northeast the other right here, they're landing on ABC
Say the circle boys say the circle keep everybody alive
Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
Oh
Guys we gotta keep up in line. Yeah, I'm gonna buy that guy
I'll be back.
Oh, he's killin' us all. He's killin' us all.
Yeah, this guy's killin' a lot of us right now.
He's dead. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.
We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.
Get him up, boys. Get all our boys. Get all our boys.
Jesus, he killed, like, fuckin' all our boys.
Oh, peanuts!
Wait, who this guy is? Just try to find.
We have too much. We have to hold it, buddy.
Save this, though. Save this, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, where are you guys?
There you go, there you go.
Get up, boys. Get up.
Back to the juggler, back to the juggler.
We got this one.
We got this. Don't call it a comeback.
Don't call it a comeback.
Get him.
Those dirty reds.
Nothing makes me any better than dirty red.
Wait, they're calling you.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god
We push and we break their fucking walls down dude, that's the only option the whole team pushes
You see for you. Let him know if they're if they're behind you let him know cuz they can't hear me
and watch this watch guys guys we gotta get that circle the shoes that circle
touches that base we're done if you'll get in there even when it sucks dude it
sucks faster than making a run all right okay I don't know why that guy is
shooting me there's 30 other morons running with me
There you go.
A little bit of healing.
Little bit of healing.
Oh.
What's this server name?
Would you like some kind of light?
I don't know what to do with process for this base.
What are you laughing at?
It's like...
I'm coming, I'm coming!
There's guys to the right, too. Blues to the right.
They're on the roof of the building right now!
Other guys coming in, what's happening?
What the hell is going on around here?!
Push, push, push!
Go, go, go!
I'm throwing, I'm throwing, I'm throwing!
Alright, it's the side of the town!
It's not East edge, it's not East edge.
Got this, got this, got this!
Shoot the circle, shoot the circle!
It's getting in the circle even if we're not at the base.
Take it!
Where's the course? Where's the course?
I don't know. I don't know. I'll just give you the circle.
What do you mean?
We're gonna get the circle.
We're gonna lose our 90 points.
Guys, get in the circle. Get in the circle.
Now, now, now.
We're taking it. We're taking it.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
We're doing it. Don't call it. Come back.
I
Even read this or do we just wait outside?
We should rate it you sure yeah
You can break it break it
Before let's go
Okay
guys guys guys where's the flaky where's the flaky
what's happening
no one's got a fucking C4
oh no oh no
I got you
you need to get ready
3, 2, 1
you need to get ready
oh oh there's a lot of people
there's a lot of people
there's a lot of people
there's a lot of people
go go go go
are you gonna be up
eh
anybody got battery
we're one op
we're one op of taking circle
it's a desert it's a desert
oh it's a desert it's a desert
guys we have to go to about 3 guys
Red pushing around, turn around, turn around, they're flanking, turn around!
One round, one just backed off.
Oh my god, get the fucking reds, get the reds.
Get in the circle! What the hell is going on over there?
There's two guys not in the circle! Guys, we're about to lose the circle!
Get in the circle, get in the circle!
Oh, oh my god, oh!
Oh, we blew, we blew, that's it, come on!
right now hold it was a lot of some hard some all right he's just wait it's
honest way it's honest way
I'm gonna run to kill right now you'll take the side let's take that way
we'll be still red killer and killer and killer and it oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god we're sure there's only
It's home. It's a three-way time right now.
Revive, revive, revive, revive, kill Reds and revive.
Kill Reds and revive.
Get on the top, get on the top.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Alright, fuck it.
Get on the top, get on the top.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Get on the top, get on the top.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
Stay on the top.
No guys, he's going to the top.
He's back on the base.
I
Ran out of it
Well, he just threw the whole game.
Oh, it's a sad cheers.
It's a sad cheers.
Oh, first of all, that man is.
Sad cheers.
They get them all.
A sad cheers.
Cheers.
Definitely.
The best fob spot on that map.
100%.
That fob was crazy.
That's a broken fob spot.
I'm going to say, whoever made our first fob and put
like our PC was stuck in the entire game that's why we lost we weren't able to ever use it son of a bitch
What do you guys think of LG? LG for the LG?
That was my LG
I was just gonna buy LG
This guy's Coco and it's LG too
Since when is it LG before an LG?
Coco, I was back here after you
I don't know that just pissed me off
I was gonna pick that one
in the M4 tonight.
That was gonna be my idea.
Yeah.
That just pissed me off losing like that, so I'm in a bad mood.
Oh.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm in such a nudge.
I'm gonna turn that frown upside down, baby.
Oh.
I'm gonna turn that frown upside down.
Oh, no. How about that?
Oh, no.
Are we fighting?
Oh, no. Are you guys really leaving?
I want another one. I want one more one more for the boys.
I like voodoo rangers.
Guys, guys, guys. It's Saturday.
I'm not that many voodoo rangers deep back
to feel how they're coming on.
I know if I play one more game, I'm going to have a bad one.
I thought what voodoo ranger would help me,
and they made it worse.
Oh my goodness.
I see what you mean.
It's different than shots.
It's different than shots.
It's different.
It's different than shots.
It kind of creeps up on you, doesn't it?
It creeps up on you like a peeping Tom.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, like a peeping Tom.
In a good way.
Like I'm a dog.
Yeah, I wanted him to watch me undress.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But I don't want him to know that I want that.
Yeah, I don't want him to know that I want that either.
We'll cook it up.
We call it it or not?
Coco, you got to put it on me.
Ah man, I don't know, oh no, I don't know, mate.
I'm not found outside down, dude, I don't know.
I don't know how you even get the fuck to sleep, dude.
Hold on, I'm gonna open up your screen,
let me see what you look like.
What do I look like?
Your eyes look painful.
I closed the game already.
I'm gonna open up your screen
and I'll see what you look like right now, come on.
I probably look fine.
You look cooked, my boy.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm not cooked.
I am not cooked.
He's all right. He's all right. It's Saturday, dude.
It's Saturday. Listen, Pina, don't be a...
Come on, man. Don't you dare call me a...
All right. I'm discussing.
Me and Coconut are discussing, pal.
Maybe you and Coconut can both stop being dirty...
and get the fucking work.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
How about that?
Oh, hey, Pina. Is it an early night tonight, bud?
I'm an hour past speed time, but I started two hours early.
Night point?
Part-time streamers?
I'm a streamer from nine to half hours.
Y'all having an early night tonight, or what?
Huh?
I've been watching.
I'm going.
Pause.
Coconut, I'm going even if it means I'm going solo.
Yeah, period.
Yeah, let's go.
I'm on the map of the M4 tonight.
I'm halfway to level 19.
I got a half a level.
Coconut.
Yeah, period.
Yeah.
We fought our battles.
Yeah, I think I we fought our battles.
We did we fought our battles.
I think we did too.
I think I'm done.
What the hell happened to you guys?
I'm going to be alive.
How are you people?
How many hours you've been live, baby?
Huh?
How many hours you've been live?
10 hours and 11 minutes.
That's nothing.
Well, what are you?
buddy. 100 hours. I'm going to
find a thousand boys. 9 hours
16 dude. I'm watching that
fucking timer right now.
That's your respect of all
about. That is all very
respectful. I'm playing no
matter what I'm gonna be.
That's a part time amount for
me. 9 hours, 16 minutes.
Listen, I know why you're
hyped up. All right. It's a
We don't have that type of energy.
Yeah, that's like your fourth of July, buddy.
All right, we're on downtime right now.
We're on downtime.
You got this.
We're on downtime.
No.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Listen.
Why?
You guys had, listen, we had a great night.
All right, we were up.
Yeah, we were down the first loss.
That's crazy.
Seven and one minus John's left.
I'm going to get it. Eclam seed.
7171 minus minus a warm up. Let's
make it a one. It's a nice number.
It's an 88 is a nice number. Let's
think about that. Coming at you.
end on a seven. Don't get at you.
You're gone. You really want to call it on a seven.
I
Think we call it dude, I think I think I think
I think, uh, you know, there's the cobbleds.
Listen, what does Pina look like when you look at him?
If he looks like any number.
Bro, he's burnt this shit right now, but more.
What kind of number does he look like?
Pina, it looks burnt this shit right now, my boy.
Look at him.
I don't know, man.
He looks like an eight to me.
You know, leave him on a seven?
He looks like an eight to me.
Oh, go, you are the most bitchless little bitch I have ever heard.
You gotta let him say that you don't let him say that to you
Why am I getting why like no matter what we're doing? We're gonna have to find new server because this puppy's full
Listen, it's just you and me getting at the end of the day
Okay, I'm not a flippant coin okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna I'm typing in flippant coin on Google the first flip of the coin does not count is
Is it auto flips and auto flips?
Here we go
Okay, okay heads heads we play again
Tails we get off. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Show it show it on screen. It is on. He's on. She's all right. All right. I'm looking I'm looking at
Again tails we leave
Here we go
One out of one, no two out of three.
One out of one.
Everybody understand?
Had to play another game.
Had to play another game.
One out of one, we're not doing best time to be.
One out of one is for all the marbles.
Here we go.
Ooh.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
One out of one.
There it is.
That's not the right one.
There it is.
There it is, there it is, guys.
No, no, no, no, no, I have never seen a flip more rigged than that in my life.
That flip was not rigged.
That was an honorable flip.
That was so weird.
An honorable flip, guys.
All the Bunkulators are calling it rigged.
Everybody's calling it rigged.
Oh, wow, the guys that are here to watch this beam want to watch this beam.
Dude, shocker.
You know what?
How about this?
How about this?
Why don't you run a poll?
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, hey, guys.
But are you going to watch the stream?
Do you guys want to watch the stream?
Well, see what the bungalowers want to do.
Run a poll for them.
Oh, just shut up.
How much do you shut up?
Oh, guys, guys, guys.
If you really love the bungalowers,
you would run a poll right now.
Shut that up.
You shut that up right now.
Guys, the coin is spoken.
Coconut, back me up on this.
It's fake, boys.
It's fake.
We've got enough to give it.
It's fake.
It's fake.
Wherever you're going, I'll do it.
All right.
It's faked.
All right, good night, boys.
Good night, guys.
Good night, guys.
Good night, guys.
Good night.
Good night.
One loss, of course.
Good night, guys.
The warmup round didn't count.
So one more loss on the bad map.
Not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
Not a big deal, boys.
Why?
Hey, Pete, can I ask you one question?
What job?
When people call you P, does this stand for pussy?
Oh, damn.
Well, last time a baby's getting invited to shit.
That is not what the P's did.
That doesn't get him.
It stands for peanut.
It stands for peanut.
He for papa.
Be for Papa.
Be for Papa.
Be for Papa.
Be for Papa.
Be for Papa.
Well, you know what?
I feel like I did my best and it didn't happen.
So I hope you both have a beautiful evening.
So there's one thing I know for sure.
There's one thing I know for sure.
Pina did not finish the mentalist last night.
Is that what you think it is?
That's not why guys did not.
Guys, I have been doing 12 hour streams, 13, 14 hour
stream for the last three days in a row.
I want to go to sleep.
You go watch the final of the finale of the mentalists.
All right.
I'm not even going to watch mentalists
out of solidarity for the regulators.
Maybe bullshit.
Yeah, they're better.
He's not up in an episode.
Well, the big guys feel so bad for him.
No, no, hold on.
I re-ended.
I was going to fuck.
What if I Uber Eats two Big Macs and a large fries?
No, a large coat.
Fuck you.
Three Big Macs.
Three Big Macs.
Fuck you.
Four Big Macs.
Fuck you.
Five Big Macs.
Fuck you.
What the fuck?
Six Big Macs!
Hold up now.
Six Big Macs!
Oh, hold on now.
Oh, wait a minute.
Six Big Macs.
Six Star Frys.
Six Big Macs, you said.
Six Big Macs?
Six Big Macs.
Six Star Frys.
Ooh, that's so cool.
Oh, damn.
And listen, I'm pushing it right now.
And a hundred bits.
Ooh.
A hundred bits...
A hundred bits?!
Pack your bags, honey!
We're going to Guantanamo Bay!
This has nothing to do with the hundred bits.
She's wanted for murder in three different states.
Guys, guys, I'm getting off.
I'm getting up.
We had a great week this week.
A great week.
I'm off it out.
It really was.
It was a great week.
It was a beautiful evening.
I'm getting a phone call.
Is it close?
No, it's gimmick.
Gimmick is calling me.
Gimmick, hello?
Hey, you want to play some war dogs?
It's Saturday night.
Night is young.
I'm on hold.
He put me on hold.
Hang up, come back.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
She ain't 280.
She ain't a lady.
That's what I say.
Hang up, come back.
I got a five billion up out girls
and a bottle of Jagras fucking party.
Shit.
I got a five billion up out girls
and a bottle of Jagras fucking party.
I'm bringing you back gimmick. Hey gimmick. Sorry. I was on the phone. Come on. Good night.
I am a gamer. I am a gamer.
But unfortunately I'm gonna go grab a little bit of food.
Just one last thing. One last thing. If this doesn't work, if this doesn't work, I won't say a
Fucking thing one way back in a sec
How about this one last shot what he?
Caught folksy if he comes in wait guys, you know what actually I will leave this to chance
I will call close the if close he answers
Wait guys, I'm gonna switch this because it's two in the morning we can wake him up either with his family
Good idea he's probably at the casino, dude. Where's kids in area? Let me see if let me see if he's online
Let me check my steam friends list
You call you call it says he's online it says close he's online
See dude who said this can't be a fucking podcast, huh?
Huh? Who said this can't be a podcast?
All right, if close he answers I will play another game here we go
I get your first we need to call the first one because he's getting done. Do not disturb
Okay, guys, here we go
We plan on the one if coke if close you just not after I'm getting up
Third time's a charm. You know that I know only two times only. Oh, this is the only time I do it
It's really done. I've been it here we go. It's not as gonna go boys. No
He does not go to God. You answer this one fucking time
if you answer this one damn time I swear to God this is literally the most
consistent thing in our lives right now yeah those are not answering
I don't know what's going on.
It's looking pretty not answered
like your call.
Oh, guys, guys, guys.
All right, all right.
All right, you said we tried our best.
Good night boys.
Have a good one boys.
Have a good one.
Good night guys.
Adios.
Adios boys.
All right boys.
I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
Best to our 3P.
No, not best to the Aussie.
Everybody's pissed at me.
I bet we just woke him up in the middle of the night with his family.
I know he's probably already pissed at us.
He's probably already pissed at us.
I'm hopping out boys have a good one gang have a good one
By the way, I don't think I've said this before I don't think I've said this yet, but I'm planning
I don't know exactly when it's gonna be but I'm gonna plan a
huge
Huge
War dogs tournament. I'm gonna grab the biggest streamers. I don't care if it's Tim and Nick Marks
We're gonna play him. We're gonna make him play. We're gonna mr. Tim and mr. Nick works are also gonna
I'm gonna make him play with us
we'll grab like stroud and all our friends and Genji and
Game make and we're gonna grab maybe even like a hundred streamers and we're gonna do a big war dog
So I don't know when though and very soon. I would say that we were very soon very soon
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Do you imagine 100% drive you?
I actually don't know when,
I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
I've never gathered 100 steamers in one place.
I don't even know if we'll do it like that.
We might even do 15 steamers, five per team,
and then they just fill up with their own guys.
I don't really know.
But we'll figure it out.
We're gonna do a big one.
We're gonna do a big one.
It'll be fine.
Don't you worry, boys.
I'll pop the peanuts kind.
I'll handle it.
Pop the peanuts.
We'll handle it all.
Hmm
Do forget Austin
Alright alright hate from Kazakhstan your country only exists in a movie, so
Alright, good night everybody good night now gang. I'll see you tomorrow
Monday
I'll see you on Monday guys have a good one guys have a good one now gang have a good night everybody
Good night now gang have a good night everybody. Good
night now everybody! Good night now gang. Good night
everybody! Have a good one, have a good one. Goodnight
everybody! Rest Up! Rest Easy! Now Gang, have a good
night, boys! Have a good night. Goodnight everybody!
Goodnight, now gang, good night everybody. Rest
Up! Rest Easy! Oh, lay that end on that pillow!
It's been a long we all. Goodness, rest up boys!
Please stop putting pictures of XQC with the
Good night everybody have a good one. Good night everybody. Good night everybody rest up. Good night. Sleep tight and do not
Let the bed bugs fuck your ass
They're not so nice and
Get out of here quickly before they come
Get out
I'm gonna go die and get the bullet and eat a burger!
you