TheBurntPeanut
[DROPS] WARDOGS | COMMUNITY SERVER CASH BONUS | STRIKE TEAM NUT | GIMMICK X CLOAKZY | #BUNGULATE
09-14-2026 · 8h 26m
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What's your hair is?
What's your hair is?
Come out with your hands up!
X go give it to ya
Why fuck wait for you to get it on your own?
X go deliver to ya
Knock, knock, open up the door to spread off
With a knock stop, pop out and stand still
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh god, too feminine
No hard getting busy with it
I got the fucking shit
I miss your mother fuck no one to ask you to get her please
But the only thing you can't tell
Cannot to play, stay out my way
Mother fucker
Do we gonna fall? Do we let it pop? Don't let it go!
What?
X don't give it to ya, X don't give it to ya, X don't give it to ya, X don't give it to ya
How are you my glids with a spine many made my day gentlemen
It is a beautiful day a day of whimsy a day of
Sounds like one day
Guys guys. I can't hello. Hello. Hello. Just go kid. Hello. Just go kid. Hold on. Hold on
Why is why is my twin stats are small?
Hold on who made who made my twin stats more hold on now hold on wait a second hold on wait a minute
There we go. All right, there we go. All right boys. I had a plan. I had a plan for the stream and it has been completely
Throwed out the window brace yourself for this one makes you sitting down for this one
But here was the plan here was the plan. I was gonna play war dogs for about half the stream
Clokesy. Yep. It was close. Yep. Yeah. How'd you guys? How'd you know? Yeah?
I know sit down for this one guys sit down for this one. I talked with mr.
close to yesterday he said Peter you and me really fun if we did a half war dogs
and we try out Valheim the second half I said closey that's a great idea I love
I love playing new games that's a great idea and so I hopped on today I said well
here we go here's our plan we're gonna let's do it and close he hasn't
responded in two hours mm-hmm I know I told you to sit down I know I don't very
shocking very shocking thinking about filling out a missing report form missing person's
report me something maybe something happened to me something dangerous so that's that plan
is out the window so here's the new plan here is the new the new plan new plan alert new
plan alert we're gonna yeah I don't stray cat stray cat we're gonna play war dogs with
Mr. gimmick I also texted oh shit oh shit takes you cooking up Mr. BB never
spotted but it's whatever and we're gonna play it and then close is gonna
magically appear in like an hour I have a feeling I'm telling you I the walls
they're speaking to me the the quists the mildew from the water in my grass
rose out rose in the air and told me that close you will be joining and just
one mere hour I have high hopes very high hopes so that's what we're gonna do
we're gonna play war dogs and then when close gets here we'll keep playing war
dogs until halfway through the stream and then play some Valheim on the very
off chance on the very off chance there I mean point zero zero one percent point
zero zero one percent buy a lottery ticket chance that close he doesn't show
up at all. Then at the halfway mark through the stream, I have no idea what we'll be doing.
Alright, I'll keep you posted. Alright, let's ride! Oh, I forgot about that new RV there yet,
Matt. Now, that might be something. That might be something. We'll see. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out. Let's go welcome in Mr. Gimmick! Mr. Gimmick!
Oh well the days run. All right. I'm
welcome Mr. Give it welcome. Ah thank
you sir. Thank you. Thank you. It's a
pleasure to be here. I'd like to thank
you. The pleasure is all mine. Oh yeah.
Well if you say so. You have
You have pleasured me greatly. You have pleasured me. You just keep pleasured me and pleasured
me and pleasured me and pleasured me and pleasured me.
You would leave me being on the upper body strength I have.
It's incredible. You can climb a mountain with just your arms.
Can't and have. Can't and have. How do you think I got this level of upper body strength
and stamina and cardio?
You know those guys that climb mountains without like a safety hook?
Oh yeah, people who want to kill themselves in Minecraft, but they just want to do it in style.
Yes, yes, basically, basically, I have no idea. You got to be actually just smoking crack.
I get if you like super unhealthy.
And maybe like a Red Bull sponsors. You really want to show off how cool you are.
But it's just straight up got to be what you just said. You got to not want to be around no more.
You just want to go out and die.
I mean, I've seen documentaries about these people and they are not, they are, they are
unwell.
They're unwell.
Now they wouldn't say that, but it's clear that they are unwell.
That's not something that you're supposed to do.
Okay, what about this?
Hold on now.
What about this?
So those guys are fucking crackheads.
They're crazy.
They actually want to die.
Do you think the people that put the little stick between two buildings and walked between
them, do you think those guys want to die?
Yeah, they're the same kind of unhealthiness, but those guys are usually just like a little
more zesty.
A little more zesty.
Yeah, they usually have leotards on.
They've got a long hole.
They've got a hole to walk in one foot in front of the other.
They've got thick thighs.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
They're kind of the same.
They're the same kind of the mental space, but rock climbers are kind of macho and ropers
are a little more zesty.
Is that what they're called? Ropers?
Ropers? I don't know, but that sounds like a slur for them, but I don't know if that's what...
I'm going with ropers.
Ropers? Okay, that was fucking ropers.
Alright, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. Okay, got it. Okay, alright.
Oh, just a little tension right there, just a little tension.
Today, by the way, does anyone know how much the cash bonus is?
This is a cash bonus when I logged into the game for playing on community service.
How big is the cash bonus? Is it like massive?
five percent. Hold on. Five percent cash bonus. Bummers. Bummers. Five percent bummers, bummers.
Wait, no, five percent. That can't be right. No, that can't be right. That's five percent
Boner
5% fungus
That's not
Wait, is it actually 5%? I think we get one guy
5% seems egregious to be honest
Most getting word that that there's cheaters on community service. Oh drac just said 5% confirmed, but he could also be one guy
Oh
Bonus that's almost a mix card. Yeah, I only five percent
I'm people that it's actually ten percent ten percent
Ten percent is still yeah, I mean that that's better. That's better. That's in fact specifically
That's five percent better. I'm getting one now that it's 15 percent
how many miles do you get 15% 15% 15 I'm getting worth it okay I'm actually
getting where there's 5% it's actually not 5% overall it's a 5% winning bonus
okay so basically an extra $2,000 per game it could buy one it could buy one
None of your optics one time.
Excellent, excellent.
What Mr. Starboard, what?
What?
Starboard, it's pinned, it's pinned right there.
What Mr. Starboard, what?
5% foot long.
It's a set of ammo.
I know you're fat, I just wanted you to know,
Okay, you see that gimmick every week,
I forget to pin the StarFord stuff to my stream.
And this week, I got out ahead of it, a responsible peanut.
I did it before he even asked.
I am responsible, I am on top of things,
and look how he rewards, look how he rewards consistency.
He calls me fat, he calls me stupid.
He said, maybe even said it slower,
I haven't double checked, I saw a lot of chats
that have been fly by, it could have been anything
those chats you never really know. You don't know. Hey,
this. Hey, this. Hey, this. Hey, this. Hey, this. Hey, this.
Hey, this. Absolutely. Hey, this. Well, give me. Do we even
play on community service then? Uh I would say that's not
even really worth it unless you just wanted to. I would say I
play on mine but guys unfortunately I just texted the
guy and mine is not up so we can't play on mine. Um you know
what you know what you know what let's just do a quick warm-up regular servers
and if we don't get a lot of cash we'll go over the community service you
know about yeah get an extra get like I mean five percent that's not even that's
like a quarter of like what you're supposed to tip a waitress but okay well
if they've done a great job what if the waitress was rude to you well then that
Then that's a 5% tip
This is a root that we're literally making a 5% tip and now he's in Japan is it's very disrespectful to tip your waiter
It is a lot most countries actually it's like an insult it means you're saying like oh you don't get paid enough
Like you're calling them poor oh
My that is very disrespectful. I actually heard in Japanese is disrespectful to finish all of your food
I don't know about that one. I know it's actually polite to like slurp because it means like
ooh they're loving it. So like people will grab the bowl bowl or ramen and they like
abandon the spoon in the last half and just just gulp it and Jesus Christ. I mean you
should hear the noises come out of those ramen. Jesus. You walk past you think it's a masseuse
slash sex shop. There's so much slurping is going on in there. So are you here walking
by the door? Absolutely. Wow. That's insightful. That is very insightful. Well, you know what?
Let's hop in. Let's get a little warm up going. I have not played at all today. I'm
very cold, very unwommed up. I haven't played at all either. I finally I've been having
these internet troubles. I finally got Starlink, got it all set up. And I've dropped 5000
frame so far fantastic that is so great is wonderful that's only one frame per
five thousand seconds that's true wait one one frame per second for five
thousand seconds oh yeah one frame for five thousand seconds right except it
It hasn't been 5,000 seconds.
How many seconds has it been?
Way less.
It's been, like, 1,700 seconds.
Well, that's still good.
Well, let's hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Actually, it's been...
5,000, so it's 1,700.
Yeah.
It's been much less than 1,700.
Well, how many seconds has it been?
I'll do that.
Hold on.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
We're gonna get to the bottom of this. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Let me tell you that right now
Let me tell you that right now. We're about to get to the bottom of this and then we're gonna join a game
I'm I need to know I need to know how many seconds it's
1,050 seconds 1,000 a 1,050 seconds times 60 frame rate, which I'm guessing using 60 frame rate
Right, right. Okay. 60 frame rate. That's
63,000 frames so 63,000 down to 58,000 frames now you're talking
58,000 divided by 1,050 that means you're only getting 55 frames per second. That's that's very good. Oh
I
Can watch a video at 55 frames per second help. We're gonna play DDA 6 at 30
Okay, sure. You know if you say so
Yeah, yeah
Okay, I'm joining a server makes you on streamer mode and the other thing okay
Okay, I'm turning it on. Oh
Let me tell you something. Do you bother do you unlock the up for my chance?
Yes, oh
I've not yet done that. I honestly do I kind of screwed up by doing SMG's the whole first day
I'm super behind everyone else. I'm only level. Oh wait. Oh wait. I'm like one NATO meter from level 17
I can play get that right now
Yeah today
Right now right now right now in the next a cap hour any gonna need a hell of a round. Oh
I get an average of 100 kills per round. She gave it. I'll have you know
You don't copy the LeBron James and Wardogs for nothing. I
Earned that title. I earned that title through hard work dedication and
And determination you should invite so good. Yeah, I got it. I saw some I saw a video on on
Let's put a YouTube video on where the
devs put out a
Sort of an AI overview of you hutch and Shrap
Watch oh, oh, I have that I have that I have that wait they said that to me. I forgot wait
that they
The they have AI that analyzes whether or not you're a cheater and so I think they asked the AI to give us
AI overviews of me Hutch and shroud and this is what it said
shroud
Allergic to the team is the topic of discussion in
32.7 hours of gameplay he laid down zero buildables not a sandbag not a wall not one apologetic bit of barbed wire
I don't quote don't record how I said barb he healed bar bed. Why I've never read that word in my life
I've only heard it he healed teammates four times four times at 32.7 hours
Which works out as one act of kindness every eight hours and even that was probably an accident with the wrong key bound
He's also statistically a man in a flying deck chair
60% of his outcome is one trigger held down from 50 meters up and the thing
He is best at is a vehicle that most players would struggle to reverse out of a hangar
Strip the aircraft and the untouchable 6.2 KD becomes a considerably more human number
It's the exact AI analysis that's around. Ah, yes. I know I
Yeah, sure. I haven't laid it
I it sits in the actual release in the beta I have but I'm pretty sure I haven't laid down a single buildable
I've played a lot of reviving people. I don't think I've healed anybody either
Would you what?
By the way, you in the game because I would never got on the green team
I'm in the game and the green team doesn't seem gettable. Yeah, I see me. Okay. Hold on
Let me just read these next to AI over views of the
Label the AI labels hunch as brave from 86 meters away
Hudge fights almost exclusively at ranges where nobody can hurt his feelings. His median kill lands at 86.3 meters.
Nearly doubles shrouds and almost five times peanuts.
All right? Well, you want that? Actually, that's a compliment to me. That's a compliment to me.
That means I'm in. I mean, they're at the end. The trailer costars the whole time.
That means I'm in the trenches.
Ah, and his answer to a close-range fight appears to be leaving the county.
He still managed to die 98 times, which takes real commitment when your preferred engagement
disk is postcode based.
He also flies the same helicopter as Stroud and gets paid a quarter as much for it, 25,742
an hour against 96,869.
Same aircraft, same map, one of them is running an airline and the other is running a scenic
tour.
I
Had the final one the AI
Overlook of of yours truly miss to be that
the topic is
45 hours comma three hundred and forty five kills
Okay, that's one kill every seven minutes in 48 seconds. That's all that seems that seems respectable
That seems that seems highly respectable
Uh-huh. Okay. You could assemble flat pack furniture at that pace. All right. Well, that doesn't seem very
Keep putting more time than either of the others by 12 hours over shroud and came lasting kills Katie money and XP
This is very hurt
This is very hurtful. This is actually this is very hurtful. This is very hurtful
I and you know what I say, please and thank you every time I use chat to be tea and this is how they repay me
And this is how they're gonna make me do it alone, which I'm sucka-fied!
Which is a full clean sweep of the wrong end of every table on this page.
Okay, dude.
I feel like it went a little harder on me than it did these other two guys.
It does seem to have been a little hard on you.
Oh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hold on. Oh.
Oh.
That is brutal. Yeah, hold on. There's still a second part.
This is he dies 130 times at an average of 18.5 meters
Meeting essentially every fight he takes happens in a doorway at arms length with a man
He could have simply walked away from
Is 2.7 KD on the most playtime in the group is this this the statistical shape of enthusiasm without a plan
man. Alright. Oh wait, each of the each of the AI over viewers have a to be fair at the
bottom. Here's the one for shroud to be fair. Five hundred eight kills on foot in three
days is still the best infantry return here by a distance and 69 revised. He does occasionally
remember other people exist. And the hunch is to be fair is 76 vehicles destroyed is
the best in the group. And 115 builds means he at least bothers to fortify the ground
he is refusing to fight on. And the to be fair for me, your boy Peter, your boy, your
boy Peter, to be fair, 197 revives and 148 builds means he is the only one of the three
actually playing the objective. And his 14.5% headshot rate is the best. Oh, who's this?
Is this you? This is me. He aims beautifully and then dies. Anyway, oh, okay. Well, I will
Okay, ignoring that last part. Hold on. I have the best headshot percentage out of Shroud and Hunch.
Well, they're playing in helicopters, almost exclusively.
Fuck him! Fuck him! I've got the best headshot percentage of Shroud and Hunch!
Look at that! That's pretty good! Look at that! Look at that!
FBS game of the year, that shit.
Dude, that's actually kind of crazy.
That's actually, that's huge! That's huge!
I would do it. I would love to have that. Is there a way you can see your data somewhere?
No, but I can ask for AI overview if you want
You don't have to do that. I'll do that. Hey, can you
Give me an AI overview of gimmick when you get the chance
You they should let everybody do that imagine if you could have the
I want to see my stuff. Oh, and Coco. Let me get Coco and coconut be I want to see how I was here
The AI thinks they got they got tons of AI monitoring genius
So it actually knows everything you do down to like the last last little bit what you where you walk where you go
It's a stout. Is there a step for the most towers taken who won that one?
What do you like to know me? What do you like to know?
Well, maybe you just gave it a jack that's his first one. I'm you know what maybe I'm gonna ask one for you as well
And I you know what I think that I think they are gonna have something to say about you
There we go, all right, there we go. All right, okay
All right, okay
I'm doing a new server up baby
You want to play because if you want to go join right now, we're doing a server
You want to play or not? I text you. I text you. I text him. You didn't even respond. This jackass
Big time. It's Monday. Oh
He's doing family game night with his family
He's Louise some people only think about themselves. Yeah, I'm talking about gimmick
So true some people only think about themselves. I mean, I've been always giving me those vibes
Yeah, I mean
Your friends need you and you want to go hang out with your family give me a break give me a break
Ridiculous
Ridiculous ridiculous
Ridiculous, do you obviously give the guys a tune invite?
Z boss?
All right, I got another green tube too are you in are you in?
I am in
Yeah, yeah
Listen, it's what you hear
Listen, it's what you hear
Come out with your hands up
Oh, no, I'm fucking, oh, no, I'm too fussy
Go hard, gettin' busy with it
We coulda bought this shit!
I make the mother fuck no Monday as you dare
Please, but the only thing you can't shit is came out to play
Stay out in my way, motherfucker
We gonna rock, then we gonna fall
Then we let it pop, don't let it go
Fuck!
Picks don't give it to ya
It don't give it to ya
Hacks don't give it to ya
It don't give it to ya
I'm gettin' myself, I'm gettin' myself
Honestly, to be fair, is she gonna make me fair?
Is she gonna be here? Are you here?
I'm here, I'm here.
To be fair, I bet you Habibi's family game nights are explosive.
Oh my...
I bet that's something a lot of fun.
I bet they're a lot of fun.
Ah, they're... yeah.
It's supposed to be fun.
They are probably the fun they did.
I would love...
I'd love to be there just to experience the...
fiery passion.
Yeah, the fiery passion!
The fiery passion!
Oh!
Oh, so much passion.
So much fire.
Fire passion.
So much fire.
So much fire.
So much fire passion.
Alright, I got the five.
Driving me off somewhere sweet.
Well,
Hang up the fire.
That's the answer.
So, please.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that random guy.
Oh, let's run!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just need to enjoy my group.
I'm doing okay. Oh wait. Oh, you gotta turn off. You gotta drop too much stuff. Oh
Damn, I never enabled sure mode apparently. I only had an average mode on hopefully that that doesn't say thing
I did actually guys. It's all right. As long as we got already the same one
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, cuz I joined on you. That's right. I didn't even have to
Get to the screen we've actually put you on the invite. We just
Let's do it. Oh, I'm excited to play. I'm excited. I'm excited. I knew I'm so close to level 17. So I'll get that m4
I'm gonna get that m4 this game. I'm only
93,000 XP off
We have me so we do the math on that at 250 XP per kill
I'm 93,000 divided by 250 guys. How many kills is that? How many kills are they gonna get the total record?
We get the m4
22,000 divided by 20 or 250
372. That's it! That's all! Hell yeah! Alright! We can do that this game easy! You usually
We're gonna focus on on the objective and stuff like that you just focus kills we get that easy hundred percent
You'd like what no reaction I
Tasteful number indeed a tasteful number of years. Oh, this is doing my mother's what good man good
I'm bad. He's taking my movie. Thank you. I'm on
Are we jumping are we jumping? I don't know
Dump Dump Dump Dump!
I was just, I was just, trying to get a, all hyped up.
Oh.
No!
I ran out of ammo!
There's five guys right there.
Well that didn't work out.
He got 71 to go, bitches.
STEEZE!
Let's head back to base, boys!
Let's head back to base!
Let's get started! Let's get started!
Okay, that was a good start, Mr. gimmick. You gotta kill, right?
I did get a kill, and then I was drilling another dude with like the giant backpack, so he definitely had level...
Oh, level 3 armor.
I used to be like, I used to be like, give it, give it, whatever you kill a guy, if someone revives you, you kill them again, then the robber, you kill them again, then the robber, you kill them again, you get like, less and less money.
Yeah?
You get less and less XP too.
I don't think... I think we just, if you don't get any money, actually, if you revive them, kill them.
Or if they revive, if the enemy revives.
Oh, oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Hmm.
Gimmick, you should switch to the red team for unrelated reasons.
Unrelated reasons?
What, me?
Oh, me?
Oh, wait, hold on, wait, let me come on that side.
I'm sure it's very important to tell you.
If you just go to the red team and let me kill you 371 times, you'll get this done quick.
Very simple, very supple, very simple, very supple.
There's a short quick two hour...
You know, three, four hundred deaths.
Man, I wonder what the AI's gonna say about me then.
It's not a good thing.
Why don't you throw in a couple slurs?
Yeah, it's probably just gonna ban me.
Oh, it's likely, it's likely.
Are we sure you don't get XB from reviving a bad guy that's shooting him again?
Uh, if you revive him and shoot him again, I don't think you do.
What about Team Revival?
One of his teammates? Yeah, yeah.
What if you revive a guy I kill and then I kill him again?
Oh, I don't think, I don't think so.
I feel like I've got to test him.
I mean, I think we should test him again.
I
Mean where it does work
Drop my mag on the way down
What the mag my gun is it's I used to go to my oh not very good on your bed
The Velcro's not very good at my best, unfortunately.
We gotta get out there, we gotta rough them up.
Let's get, let's do it.
Hold on, before we go, just like a fun game idea.
We just like swap guns or whatever.
Why did you ask me back in the thing?
I'll buy you one next time.
I just unlocked it.
Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, wait, wouldn't that be absolute cinema?
Oh, wait, no.
You can actually do absolute cinema by holding down the middle button,
holding down the emotes, and then selecting the surrender one.
Try it really quickly.
That'd be a B move.
Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick.
I just unlocked this.
Gimmick, Gimmick, Gimmick, that's fine.
You can keep your M4.
I just want you to do the absolute cinema emotes so that we know what you need.
You should hold down mouse button, go down to emotes, and do the surrender one.
absolute ebbs and cinema e-mode just do real quick while holding your gun
hold your gun I'll get all good
oh what the hell is going on what the hell was that that was shocking that was
shocking holy shit I'm like hey every second you are you wait what's wrong with
that guy was he working for the red team he might have been a red team guy
my team member he just wanted to screenshot the kill feed that says he's
good to burn
when he screenshots he's gonna see that he's on the same deal we could
Photoshop it yeah add a little red sparkle to it little red sparkle to it
and in game but you can change the hue of a color it's very true so real so true
A very real and very true
Do you want to be team leader do you want me to be team leader you can be team leader
Okay, I'm okay. I follow me follow me. Stay with me. Stay with me
Right behind you. Okay. All right. I think they're close. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no
Okay
I know we do know they're definitely across the street. Yeah, we
It's a certified across the street situation a sea a
S
Certified the street as s a C a s t s
As a
Situated by the cross the street although usually you don't add the so it's just ass
across the street situation
It's an ass situation an ass situation ass it's ass
It's just sort of by across the street situation situation
Okay, follow me. Follow me. Okay. Okay, follow me
Send your team
This is our time. This is all I should make this shot. They won't even see it coming. We're gonna flake up
We'll just get coming. Oh
She was doing I see two I
Missed my guy you get your guy
No, I mean, I hit the shit out of them, but everybody's gonna love a three-armor now. This is easy the house in the house
He's just he's just good at it in there. Do you see that?
You make for me. I know a better idea. We'll do it. We'll flank the flank
They know we're here. You're mean
Let's like the plank. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Come on. Come on. FTF
See it's a CFT acronyms tonight. See FTF a CFTF
I'm sure it's the flank situation. Oh
Okay, okay
Okay, we should go over here. Oh
I got a killer cysts. I want the guys is dead. I haven't gotten a killer cysts yet
So I think my guy either healed or is
God
Yeah, big oh
This guy across the street
50 round mags
We're down to three three hundred six nine kills to go boys. We're cooking
See nothing, I don't see nothing
You know how we you know how we put in our steam titles that we're gonna be playing community servers
and then never play community servers?
Yeah.
They might throw off the stream servers.
It's a prank, it's a prank.
It's a prank, it's a prank.
It's okay, you can mislead people if it's a prank.
That's right.
You just have to say it's a prank, eventually.
Exactly, exactly.
Somebody just died in there?
I don't know where he died.
Sir, where'd you get shot from?
Across the street, across the street.
A certified across the street situation? A C-A-S-S?
That was the paper.
Was it a C-A-S-S, sir?
Cross the street situation
Okay, God, okay, thank you
This is a CASS gimmick code red step on one
CDO
Was that CRDO? What is that?
Skulled Red Defcon
Organization
Got it. Got it. Oh God. I oh God. I over trained for this. We're trained for this
But there was a helicopter with a guy on it.
He was flying around it.
You see that?
What's he up to?
Oh.
Oh, shit!
Oh, there's another one!
I was looking at the helicopter.
They're in the window of that house.
Oh, oh!
Oh, get going!
Oh, I got too many.
I'm going to get certified of C.R.G.S.
A certified revived giving situation.
Don't worry.
Oh, never mind.
It was a certified W.
I certified a CWSRGSS.
I certified one someone revived gimmick situation.
Oh.
That'll do, that'll do.
I'm loving these.
I'm still in that window.
Check this out.
Check this out.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh, there's a sniper.
Completely different guy.
gimmick, we gotta flake, to flake, to flake.
Oh my God, I'm getting shot from on all sides.
You're so slow.
Go away. Go away. Come again another day.
Oh, I got one. I got one. But I'm dead. I got one.
I got one.
Oh, my God. There's a whole squad.
A whole squad.
You're dead?
I'm dead.
You're dead.
I'm dead.
Three of them just whipped around the corner.
Sir, I'm part of the Red Team. Go Red Team, please.
So, revive me. I've got a cat at home.
He's litter box is full when I left.
I'm gone for more than a week.
It's going to be so everywhere.
No, no, no, I'm still breathing.
I'm still breathing.
I can come back.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Our team might.
Oh, we might get a revive here.
We do, you right?
Our team's coming.
Our team's coming.
Wait, someone's reviving me?
A Red Team member?
Oh, thank you, sir.
How are you guys doing on this fine day?
What about me?
We're not my means, yo!
Under here! Wait!
Are we under attack, guys? Are we under attack?
We're not me!
We're under attack! We're under attack, guys!
Under attack, watch out!
Perfect.
All part of our plan.
I have fresh out of mechs.
Oh yeah, they took all my mechs!
They took everything!
They took my defibrillator, they took my mechs!
They took everything.
Jesus Christ.
Have I been barred from buying leather? What?
I told you I'm your biggest fan.
Take this, Gentik!
Okay, thank God. Okay, we're not...
I stole some meds. I stole some meds.
Do you see my defibrillator anywhere? They stole it.
I don't see it anywhere.
It's right here. Right here. On this guy.
Oh, thank you, watch. Thank you, watch.
Oh, no, I'm still alive!
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Oh
Got a pack some eggs. Oh, dude these 30 rounders go fast on this in for this is gonna take some getting used to
Routers on the Galeel is like do you can shoot forever? I even know the one around here. I got it
50 rounders 50 rounders. I even know the one 50 round for the Galeel. I'm using 35 rounders
You taking my fucking ammo right now
No!
You, I just unpacked all these mags I've seen at the ammo for it.
Are you taking my shit?
No, I'm not anymore, as somebody else is.
You know, you're taking it.
Yeah, I'm taking it by unpacking it.
I took a taste to a few rounds, like three or four rounds.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's respectable.
Okay, we'll let him have a couple rounds, guys.
He's a teammate, he's a good man.
Oh.
What do we do do we flake the flake the flake got to get the hell
Is this I dropped that I dropped that
Let this little shanty town
I'm watching
He's right here
guy he has a bad clan tag I just realized that guy don't buy that guys you know
we don't want to go look at that name I don't want to okay I see the guy with
the clan tag I just briefly do not gonna revive these other yeah the other two
but we don't you don't want that you don't want that showed on your scheme
that's that's a certified don't show on your screen situation don't a d s o s a
a DDOS a DDOS I'll be his favorite
oh oh shit sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry game
okay but give me the last place do you give me benches I don't have any more benches
uh yeah come to me where are you I'm in the city down I'm in the city
Go go go. Go go go go.
We can start a business here.
We can sell oranges and lemons.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We got to get out of here.
We're getting creepy.
We're going southwest.
Come on, follow me. Follow your team leader.
You've got to break the cycle.
Break the cycle.
Oh no, no, no.
Repeat the cycle, repeat the cycle. Go back.
The cycle, how did that guy
LMG with a by-bot.
I was gonna say, what the...
Ridiculous. That is insane.
I don't even know why you would use a sniper when you have LMG with a by-bot.
Can you see that? That is ridiculous.
That is a laser beam.
That is ridiculous.
How are you supposed to fight that?
I don't think you're gonna shock. Thank you.
Okay.
I don't know.
Alright.
Oh, man.
Oh wait, I just realized this clear tag is not what we I thought it was oh
That's that's an app not an E
Orga
My apologies my apologies, sir. I thought you were racist. It's like what?
But you were racist my watch me right now me
It was it was yes. It was the last two letters were F. R. I
I I read it wrong I read it wrong my apologies sir my punch at the
My god this guy has eight i-facts on him holy crap Lord have mercy
Shanty town cycle come on guys we can't be the shanty town anymore
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Hot Zone Street.
Give me, give me a copy!
Give me, give me, give me!
Oh my, give me!
I didn't even hear this.
It's electric, it's electric.
Uh, EV.
EV, EV.
Are we gonna flank the circle? We're gonna drive the other end of the circle.
And, and get...
Okay, hold on now, wait a minute, hold on, wait a second.
Hold on hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on something isn't right. Hold on now
Well, I found out you can actually shoot through the the glass so easily we were very wrong
You can take those things down easily and you just aim real good
Wait in the helicopter in the helicopter in the helicopter. Yeah, you can take it. You can take that watch this
I'll pick it up with ease watch this ready
What's it out? He's watching what's I what's I what's I he's what's I
He's he's he's he's very much on very low. He's today. Sure you should
Pretend it's like a British car. He's in the he's in the left side left side, but we look at you
With ease, I'll just warm it up. I'm just warm up guys
You because you okay
Yeah, that's right you run away pussy
Okay, well there you are you actually can take those things out really easily what that's round
I don't see you in the game. Oh, he's out there
got him got him got it we're gonna go away
and it's a puppy to take you you don't worry it's worry but it's got your
puppy to catch it
you know so to get a helicopter still fly around we have to shoot about that
thing
I don't have any bandies fuck you fuck you 50 round there is this
oh
got him helicopter down helicopter down no way
I just think about it I see now what I say
85 bodies too easy too easy give it you see how easy I took that helicopter down
this is what I said was it only got two bandages fuck you yeah it was easy it
was easy sir it was easy it was simple what Joel Joel was my witness don't go
helicopter Joel Joel Joel if you tell gimmick that I saw that helicopter I'll
give you my last two bandages if I say what if you tell gimmick that you saw
me shoot out that helicopter I will give you my last two bandages
I saw you shoot down two helicopters. You gotta tell me something. You gotta tell him
Give it give it he he shot down two helicopters not just one. Okay. Now. How much do you pay you to say that?
How's it you know that this is what peanut looks like in real life. This is him they doxxed him
Here's your here's your bad edges your bad edges
The same lips. There's your bed. There's your bandages. There's your bandages right there boss. You're a
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We give it the circle left again while we were
We are once again here for no purpose
Everybody back in the car
You become in the car with the car. I'm no bandages left. Yeah, I've got seven I fact so if you want one of those oh
Fuck no, you know what you know what? No, we would know something left behind
Strike team not we're gonna go out there revive them and expel him
All right
In and out boys in and out. It's on duty to bring it back home
Okay, all right
Give me some free stuff
Because I even laying down
Jesus
Every day I log into this game. I'm like, I think oh that has to be the most
Overpowered thing in the whole game first day was the sniper second day was the helicopters and now I've got guys with
orbital hand cannons
Obliterating vehicles as they drive by wait till the tanks come back
Never it's funny getting used to the huge
You what you know, you need you give it we need to get the OP stuff and then you stop those guys
yeah yeah well fuck those guys what will be the will be the douchebags
we'll be the douchebags with no scale and we'll kill everyone we could see mean
stuff while we do it too yeah like take that I bet I bet you and your mom's
relationship is unstable over recent years
I make my sister move to a different town when she when she got married you
I haven't seen her in at least two years.
Oh my God.
I bet you you're not fulfilled in your job.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, you're natural.
I bet you have a cremated box of your first dog's asses from when you were a kid
and whenever you look at it it makes you kind of sad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet you don't go to the doctor enough because you're afraid it's
for nothing.
Oh, totalism is it?
The plan is set.
Now all we need is one of these OP devices.
What are these?
Unlock the LMG and big bang boom.
We're good to go.
Oh, we're getting...
Don't tell me we're going right back to the shanty town.
We're going right back to the shanty town.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay.
We have the attack helicopter on us again.
Give me, give me whatever you can do.
We gotta shoot him out of there.
Shoot him out of it. Are you dead?
How'd you die?
I thought that helicopter was gonna crash, so I jumped.
Oh, well, I'm gonna come get you, don't you wanna get it?
That thing was, uh, that thing was in...
That thing got real close to the ground, real...
Forgot another helicopter? That's three this game, gimmick three!
Light work, no reaction.
Oh my god...
What is this round?
Straight team that is on the way straight team that is on the way to a four kills
Tricky matters on the way
Recruiting members, sir. I'm recruiting you part of strike teeth. Not we need to get gimmick. Oh
My god
Only I oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought you guys were bad guys. Oh my god. Oh my oh my god
So let me get him. Let me get him. I'm so oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god
It did not all I'm so sorry. I'm oh my god. I thought it was oh my god
It did not so green on my screen
It did not it did not so clean my speed. I swear. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry guys. Oh
My god. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry
I actually just absolutely obliterated one of our of our team members. Oh
I really didn't see the green. I really really didn't see it
And I got to watch them coming up, coming up, coming up.
I got to check out, check out, check out, check out, check out.
Get up, soldier, get up, get up, get up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Look at it.
Push on the stairs.
The first chance, my best chance is just to heal right
near on the floor.
Just to heal right near on the floor.
Is that your best chance?
And then we'll keep going around.
Oh, I'm going in.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Give me a shot.
I need more bandages.
If we share this little hubble with you, we share this hubble with you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's very large and scary
Are we in guys are we gonna get out of there and say it's unsafe quickly with us
We're hiding there's a lot of bad guys out there
Happy Birthday to you.
Good luck guys!
Happy birthday dear Gimmick.
Happy birthday to you.
What a swell day the day is.
Well, they
I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you for your birthday. Oh
You guys I see go on to the stadium we guys take like guys every time the stadium three two one go
Don't go go that's for me. Follow me. You follow your kid and commanding leader. What are you for me? You're committing leader? Oh
Oh, helicopters man.
We can do what we can shoot about these things.
That'll make helicopter number four.
Bam, just got him.
You see that?
Four helicopters down.
Four helicopters down.
That's four this game.
That was not you.
That was literally me.
That was literally me.
That was literally me.
You just saw me shoot the helicopter.
Someone is just jealous.
Someone is just jealous of my skill.
I mean, how many helicopters do I have to take down before you realize that I am...
I got six kills and you're saying five of those have been helicopters for four of the helicopters
Interesting use the guy that I thought was a very interesting. Oh shit
I'm getting absolutely hammered right now. Don't drink without me. Hold on
You way
Oh wow I heard that one.
Oh shit!
It's exploding everywhere!
Oh no.
Oh my god it's everywhere!
It's everywhere!
It's everywhere!
Oops.
Been there.
Been there.
Did it get in the keyboard?
Did it get in the keyboard?
Did it get in the keyboard? As long as it's not in the keyboard.
Oh my god, what the hell was that? Who stuck up my beard?
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm back. I'm back.
back so what obviously is pulling a dastardly prank on me I'm dastardly
prank I will get to the bottom of this I will find out who I will find out who
did this to me somebody's you think somebody snuck in your house and
shaking up your beer thank you listen
do you want correctly somebody's broken into your house and they're shaking up
your beer and then what running outside into the bush yes I did and it exploded
Right when I uh, I was cheersing so it was really high up in the air and just went everywhere. It went on everything
Dude, I found the LMG guy
He's got the LMG
Did you take it from him? Did you kill him? Well, his backpacks gone. I don't know where his bet somebody took the backpack and now
There's no ammo. There's one mag in there. How much more is he is about half? Oh wait, there's two guys
I
Don't know you want to come take this it's got a hundred rounder you can reload it. Oh, let me try let me I'll try it out
Watch this watch this
We've this we've this watch how you use this
Watching the kill feed watching you be watching you be watching you be
I shot him so many times that he he was in so much pain he crashed his helicopter. Oh
I see I see
Get him
Precisely well no, it was a little messy but some in in war and in war everything is a little messy
I've ever heard that one famous quote
Everyone's got a plan a little miss until the first shot is fired. Oh
Oh, I think like like like who said that someone said that
Everyone's got to get to the first shot is fine
Never heard that before Mike Tyson. Oh Mike Tyson said that. Oh, I thought it was a war guy
Michael Jackson only Michael Jackson said that
my ties yeah please only my ties to them then still ties to war still ties to war
wait no one we don't always really no plan survives contact with the enemy no
I don't like that one's stupid I like mine better I like Mike Tyson's better I
I like my tices better.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What are you?
Where are you? Are you with us?
Oh, you left.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I unlocked the F4? What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm level 17 unless they changed it.
Did they change it?
What?
Unlocked level for the F4?
Uh, level 20.
Level 17?
Should still be level 20
Yeah, I wonder if you can double assault rifle XB if you kill someone in the zone
Yeah, you do you yes. Yes, 100% you sure
Mm-hmm
Mr. Arc I got you pumping structure and my money and XP
money and XP
The money and XP. Hey, I just killed that guy in the zone. I got
No, there's only 250 XP. Oh
Oh, maybe it's just double money. Do I have to be the donor? Just they have to be the Zod.
I don't know. Maybe I have to be the Zod.
I don't think I got double money either. I did get quite a bit but I saw a bunch of stuff on my screen.
Let me try to be the Zod. I'm getting more of the I have to be the Zod.
Ah, I'm laughing.
Oh, give me a kiss at you.
I hear your voice.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you, little buddy.
What did you think?
I got you, little buddy.
Oh, no.
Right behind you.
Right behind you.
What?
How is that going to lie?
The whole team's looking at it.
There you go.
Our whole team is looking at that guy.
Why would you forsaken me?
Why would you foreskin me?
What would you?
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, fuck you, buddy. Fuck you. You're an asshole. You know that? You're an asshole.
You're nothing but an asshole.
That is 150% accurate, sir. I could not have said it better myself. That is literally
That the most accurate thing I've ever heard in my life.
That is exactly what happened.
That is exactly what happened.
You stay up to date on the latest and the greatest.
That's what's going on.
You stay up to date on the latest and the greatest.
Thank you sir.
Thank you.
Thank you for letting the people know.
Oh, the helicopter's back.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Get ready.
Watch out for a helicopter.
Number five.
You're the last one alive, by the way.
Oh
Tell me tell me get Austin's in our fucking game
Give it
Give him give me give it give it just give it
Give it give it give it drop. Yes. Yeah Austin is in our game. Oh my god
Well on our team or the other day of the enemy team I just killed him
And he came to kill me. He's here to kill me. Of course you did
Austin Austin
Austin, I don't want listen. I think you're cool
But if you keep following me the devs are gonna see it. We're gonna do bad things to you
Spotted on Bob. I don't want anything bad happening to you bars
Oh, we can wait for a couple guys is gimmick in whatever. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here
We can you kill yourself, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I spawned back on fog
Oh, you use the BTR
It's true and what you say is it lies if the old wives tales are true
Then I should go to the zone every time and knock out this M4 easy-peasy
Our Bob has been taken over dude
See the grout. Oh look at the beautiful nature
Those are bad guys I am landing directly on the hey guys red team here
We're cooking we're cooking we're cooking
Give me I'm coming in I'm coming in don't worry. I'm coming in okay?
I got you. I'm being good to kill you. I'm being good to kill you don't worry. I'm being scotch-a-bubble being scotch-a-bubble
We've got food in my... we've got him we've got him
Ready get it ready
Ready yourself. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm getting revived. I'm getting revived
We are they all dead do we win oh I don't know I don't know I'm at the bottom
I'm healing up you we wait I hear they're all dead I hear they're all dead oh we
saved the world guys I'm here in you are welcome residents of town tower for
You are welcome for saving the world
I must be up. I'll say any time any time
God speed gentlemen God speed
They are so thankful. They are so thankful for our service
Hold on now. The attack helicopter is back. I repeat the attack helicopter is back. Oh, it's gonna be here this whole time
I mean these deck shopper guys. That's all they do
Okay, we are technically winning and I don't know how cuz I'm having that but luckily luckily
It's a warm-up round and it doesn't count but my god, dude
Five and nine right now. Oh, this might is one of my worst rounds I've ever had
So thank God it doesn't work
Yeah
stuff oh oh my god I almost got crushed by her own supply
hello give me the helicopter man who's your helicopter man yeah he's gone he's
gone listen the hot sounds not too far away what do you say me and you we pop
on out you really want to get this helicopter you want to prove something
I believe you can shoot them out. They look too fat.
But they still gotta shoot you.
Slow is a relative term.
BAM!
Did that guy crash?
Five helicopters down, four and five helicopters down.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Did you actually kill the guy in the helicopter?
Too easy.
Did you actually kill the guy in the helicopter?
You're a side dude.
You're just taking that side dude.
Five helicopters down this game and counting.
The game is still young.
The game is still young.
Could be many more helicopters.
There could be many more helicopters getting these don't up.
There's more over here.
Excellent work, boys. Excellent work.
Oh, our stadium's, dude's stadium's hot right now.
I don't think he ever doubted us.
It's hot.
Don't think the more you're late for your game.
I'm going to the game.
I need to kill, oh my god.
Never doubt the Alphalorf again.
Woo!
Oh, well there's two more attack toppers.
Oh
Little bit of packing
What's up peanut my first time on your stream
Austin is definitely stream sniping us he was yelling my name before he even got the
kill me. Austin, I'm warning you, the devs are not gonna let that slide. You just keep
joining us. They have to pay and killing us. I'm warning you because I think you're cool.
But you gotta be careful, boss. You're on my body. They're all over here, dude. They're
all over on my body all over on my butt I'm coming watch her to a
go go go testing these houses infesting
move move move
I got you I got you I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm here I'm here I'm here
where's Austin? Austin's definitely gonna be soon Simon wants to be doing this
where is he? he's in the house I'm dead next to literally the one to your left
last scene
Gotta go to the top floor
I got you guys
Can't go down like that
Here the bug lyrics
Oh
Such shots to the south we would head over that circle is in here guys in here guys in here
But yeah, yeah, I know but they're all still all in these houses care for me to run past them
This is the safety time to our left look there's a safety time. Oh, I'll never go back. I'll never go back. They either
Is haunted
I
Have this house still guys in these houses. They're definitely still guys in these houses. I saw them running past the windows
No, you're liar, that's only 250 xp
They give you double xp and both him and I
Did it give you double money though, right?
That doesn't seem that, that's, I mean double money's nice, don't get me wrong, but like
you should get more XP for fighting in the hot zone.
We try all the time.
How you doing?
That's right, that's right.
Yeah, this is around, it's not, oh there we go, alright, that's the first kill to my
comeback.
He's at the top floor across the way top floor white right window
Oh, you're right there crouching around like a crab
You can't move when you're in these houses. It's literally like whack-a-mole. Oh
Thank you sir. Thank you. You're very kind and you're very generous and you're very generous and you're very kind
All right, all right, see your team nut, see your strike team nut, follow me, boss.
You got me, you got my six.
See this, see this.
Here's five, look, here's five.
Perfect, perfect.
Get one more bandage off, one more tasteful bandage.
Oh, no, no!
That original house, if you try to kill him in the second floor, we see the first one now.
Oh my god, I can't see because the whole world is shaped.
Give me keys in that house. You just have to drop across my body and breathe
Come on, I got a heel again. I got a heel again. This is heinous
Was that was that Austin? I
Don't know. I might be getting one good big but that might be awesome. Be careful
Really nice angle that angle was really really crazy. I see now that I think about that. How did he even get that angle?
That he shot from right here, and I'm I guess I make sense kind of
Yeah, you can get you
I'm going
I give it give it
So move towards the house the pan is still on ready
Push up push up
I
Top floor top floor top floor. He's in the top floor. I just ship from high up low blow. Yeah, I got an assist
He's down. There's two more. There's no one you got you got you got
It's still up there and I got shot in the back on the house we were already in there's two
How do we not clear the top floor now?
Dude, you're choosing an LMG with a with a bipod again.
There's two guys, that was the house we were just in.
I don't know how that's even possible.
Those guys are incredible.
Yes, oh my god.
I have an idea.
Thank god this round doesn't count because it's a warm up round.
I have an idea.
Let's kill ourselves.
And go back to base
Yeah, yeah
This mess my wizard houses are a nightmare. They're a night. I'm having a nice
Isn't real it's all a night
By the way, you make I opted out of our pact I'm so
Also, hey somebody stole my grenades that's why I didn't have
I have a lot of standing dust on me.
What the hell is this guy doing?
I got too much.
You're too many puppies, gotcha.
You're too much.
You would get back to me immediately.
I don't know why you reset.
That was a terrible idea.
Oh my god.
There's somebody at our fob.
It's very bad.
What are you, sir?
Do you- Do I need to come back?
I don't know, but everything's on fire and everybody's dead.
Oh, no, no!
I'm concerning.
Okay, I'll gather up and strike team and head back to the-
to the thing.
Should I get my boys back alive to assemble the strike team?
If I-
They have stopped booting up on what I said!
Burn them shit!
Burn them to the temple to boot and shit!
My man! My man!
Do I like you, do I like you?
Oh, Mr. Buddha, Mr. Buddha!
Let me tell you, I've seen you before and that Fupa is immaculent.
Immaculent, immac-
Oh, goodness, what a wonderful day today is.
What a wonderful day today is.
A day of celebration, a day of childlike intimacy,
a day of jolly and joy.
Oh, Mr. Buddha, you give me a start, you give me a start.
Thank you, my boy.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you, my boy.
That's very kind of you, Mr. Buddha.
I hope you do it well, big man.
All right, I'll come back to you.
Next week, can I catch you?
I'll come back to you.
It's good for you, Mr. Buddha.
I'm the house.
I'm coming back so you better get this party started.
I can't figure out how to get out of here.
There's no party.
We're fighting a war right now.
I'm coming back so you better get this party started.
No, there's no party right now.
It's a war.
There's a war.
Yeah, I'm going towards the hot zone.
It ain't no holla back girl!
It ain't no holla back girl!
You dodged a bit around that top!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Cause it ain't no holla back girl!
It ain't no holla back girl!
Milkshakes, milkshakes.
Oh no.
What the hell?
Oh no.
Getting granated?
Oh no.
I've been around that bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup
cause it ain't no hola back door!
It ain't no hola back door!
Little bit of a vibe in your armor's cunt.
Oh, see, you're right.
Oh, oh no.
Oh dude, what?
What the hell?
They're using an anti-air minigun halfway across the map
to blow down this entire house.
I feel like the Miniga, the anti-air stuff should be capped at like a 30 degree angle.
I don't know why you can aim downwards, it doesn't really make a lot of sense.
Really how those things are used, it might to my knowledge, it's a little different
how those things are used on boats and stuff.
Yeah.
Something's off.
Something's off with that.
And follow me guys, follow me boys.
I can be at, I've escaped the Shandong town.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
There's just no fucking footstep audio at all in this game.
It's surrounded by a whole team, no idea.
Oh god, the attack on the counter's back I think.
Oh, okay, I'm good.
Nobody's just been the gun on the bridge.
A big one.
you mean you already give up or do you want me to come right here I don't give
up I was the only one out there oh no I would have got you mr. gimmick you're my
lover you're my friend you're my lover you're my friend you're my lover you're
my friend you're my lover have you heard that job before miss Timber and I
I covered it and I changed the words right now.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Timber.
Yeah, you better move.
You better dance.
I'll make the night.
You won't remember.
I'll be the one.
You won't forget.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, he's getting away.
We'll have to kill that guy.
It's going down.
You better move yeah, you better dance. Yeah, I'll make the night. Yeah, you won't remember
You can't forget yeah
That's a lovely song that is a lovely song
Let me let me see you another one
okay
Hot gentleman, hot gentleman, and the soft gentleman.
I hit the block, and it's hot gentleman.
Have you heard that one? Have you heard that one before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an English song, right?
Yes, English song.
A British?
What's it in English? I don't know if it's British.
Yeah, like British. It's like gentlemen, it's like...
Yeah, it was by a hot gentleman.
gentlemen Bobby your fellow's worth where my gentlemen at yeah yeah yeah yeah
all right a storied a story musical ensemble oh yeah absolutely let me try
this XP thing again so if I could double let's want to admit you're a liar a liar
I just I we get double money, so I assumed it was double XP. All right, I admit it
I made an assumption it seems
You know what they say about assumptions gimmick they make an ass out of you and me
That's
That is what they say
Cuz it's cuz of this phone
OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH!
Did you see that? What's that headshot right there?
Oh, things going pretty good. Things are going pretty good.
It was 275 because I got a headshot.
Okay, and I wonder how long it is until I unlock the big beggar M4 mag.
Dude, I'm thinking it might be...
I don't know, the Galio might be with the 50 rounders.
No, you just have to believe that you can't achieve.
I'm not gonna see you soon, but this is...
It's like I'm fighting with an SMG here.
No, you just have to believe that then you can't achieve.
You'll get it soon. You'll get there soon.
gimmick, there's one thing I know about you.
Is it... is it... is it... your name is gimmick.
And you're gonna get... and you're gonna get that M4 mag.
format you just have to believe and you can chief I can chief you can chief or
I can chase you're gonna need some powder you're gonna need some some old
spice men powder to stop that chafing okay but once you stop your chafing you
unlock the M4 50 round magazine
oh my god wait wait how was he at this guy in this house right up until the last
You don't even see that guy
We're sick we see thank you boys thank you boys. Thank you gentlemen
Little baby
Give it we got we got a ton of points on the board. We're gonna win this match
No, you would be a real challenge gimmick. He's joined the blue team and making those guys win
I mean, I'm in probably gonna have restart my stream after this though
It's gotta get in my
What is going on
Wouldn't there's my third internet. Starlink just shot me in the head.
Absolute shit. Starlink is shit.
I can't cross the street.
Possibly among the most shit I've ever experienced.
Of what? Internet?
Of all my internets that I've attempted to use to stream.
It does come from outer space.
I know but the speeds are fine for like five minutes
and then every five minutes for like 10 seconds,
it's just the upload speed is just tank.
It's just like fucking Comcast.
Yeah, I don't know if Starlink is made for streaming.
It's not, but I got no option.
I don't know if, yeah, I don't know if that's
made for streaming bots.
I got no options.
I don't know if that's made for streaming bots.
I think these will be streaming stuff.
Comcast is not made for streaming.
D-Mobile is not made for streaming.
Starlink's not made for streaming.
Well, D-Mobile is not made for streaming.
Comcast it might be made for treatment. Yeah, I get one of those lines in the ground the worst out of all of them
Yeah, you know get one of those lines in the ground. You can't use like satellite or nothing
I know I know but I don't have any option the only people that can support
Upload speeds in my area is Comcast and they just they're a monopoly and they just gas like you
infrastructure shit and
It's horrible and doesn't work. Have you tried telling them that your business or something?
Maybe you can shoot them when your internet goes down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, I like that idea.
I haven't threatened to shoot.
I haven't threatened to shoot.
I'm trying to shoot him.
Say, I'm a business and every time my internet goes down
it affects the business's
handling and stuff.
And then they have to give you...
Yeah?
Yeah, that sounds great.
You technically are a business.
I am, I am.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.
What?
Who are you?
What?
What are these guys killing me with?
I don't understand.
I just got one shot.
Was that a shotgun?
There's snipers everywhere, by the way, where I'm at.
There's snipers literally everywhere.
Oh, I had no armor?
Oh, that's what's happening.
Oh, that's what's happening.
Ah, laughing boys.
Oh, you guys should kill myself?
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to come get you.
Oh, OK.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
You should be more better than new human guys. Stop, stop.
Wait, gimmick.
Uh-huh.
Just fix your internet.
Yeah, I've been trying for three years.
We'll try a little harder.
Because obviously you're not trying hard enough.
Okay, I'm just not again.
This guy is actually being an asshole.
This guy is being an asshole.
What the heck you just said? Alright, alright!
Now, Tee you mean, I'm telling you, tell them that your business might work.
Yeah, yeah, I'm great to a business account. Somebody's told me that before I need to do that.
That's my next step. That's my next step.
Get a move!
Fuck you, you move!
Idiot! Idiot! Stupid!
Stupid!
God, here's that.
Yeah, who's the idiot now? Huh? Who's the idiot now bomb? Fuck you? Fuck you, Mr. Bob
Give me we got tangos give me we got tangos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah mobile tangos on the hill to the south
No
got one got one got one okay I'm gonna try to revive our teammates don't get
up you know oh you type toppers back we're under fire we're under fire
there's seven million people here you're about to be able to I'm out I'm out I'm
out of a lot of stuff each word five I'm six oh there there's there was a body
with a bunch of where in the in the house in the house in the bathroom no
no you're a liar you're a liar liar liar chicken fryer what's the problem with
that liar liar chicken fryer liar liar chicken fryer you should be thinking me
if I'm frying chicken yeah cuz fried chicken is delicious yeah but you suck at
You're a racist
This guy with the sniper has killed me by five times just in this house alone just in this house alone. I have been killed by this guy
Okay, yeah, well that's not a healer
Are you okay, boss? Are you doing good? No, I'm next to you trying to revive.
Let's get a little... Oh shit! Hey, what the fuck is going on out there? I'm getting shot from every angle!
The hell?
I'm touching your ass!
I think we might be under attack.
I think we might be I think that there is a possibility
There is a possibility that we are under attack I'm being siphoned two different simons from two different angles while I'm in this thing
I
Blast that guy three times in the head before he shot me
We're gonna get out of this. We're gonna get out of this. We're gonna go home. This is not where we die
This jackass keep sniping us we gotta get out of this closet come out of the closet give it come out of the closet
Come on. I'm out of the closet. I'm out of the closet. We're here. We support you
They as it's cool. Thank you
Mm-hmm, and we're on your two. Appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, green team.
Green team, green team, green team.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Right, guys, get ready to aim with that helicopter!
This is my least favorite round I've ever played in this game!
I'm having some fun.
I'm having no fun.
No fun! Oh, I found an M4!
Fun at all!
I found an M4, boss, look at that!
Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I just every we've been this is the same as the shantytown we just get somewhere and we're just sniped on all sides
In a random area
We with no point in anybody holding
fellow pine six ascent
Can't you just play on your private server and farm the bungalow
It's not up, it's not up!
It's not up! I...
I'll try to exp, give me double!
I'll try to just give you double exp!
Oh, you're dead.
No, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'm inside the house, I'm outside the house!
That's fucking awesome, dude!
Yeah, I hear him. Hard to miss, hard to miss.
It could be a sad day without seeing you, man.
It could be a sad day.
It could be a very sad day.
It could be a very sad day.
It could be a very sad day.
It could be a very sad day.
You'll miss yourself.
Oh, right here on the hill, right here on the hill!
And again, okay
That guy just shot me with a shotgun
while I have
Not great armor, but armor on from 50 meters 50 meter shotgun shot
And it actually just blew me away. It's a little bit like
Thank you guys
Little bit of healing
Okay, surely, surely we can get him out.
Locking.
No, I got him.
He's dead.
Kill assist.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
My kill assist means full kill.
There's another, there's another one up higher.
I got two kill assist.
I got two kill assist.
I think they're both dead.
I think they're both dead.
Are you more armored?
Probably more though.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Mine's gotta be toast.
Look at the bottom right.
Touch the bottom right of your screen.
Oh, I'm fifty-fifty, okay?
Oh, wait, this guy didn't even have armor!
He didn't have nothing, he was naked!
Oh no, no, no, I'm inside!
He was nude, he was in the nude!
We gotta get out of here like ASAP.
Yeah, yeah, let's just, let's just be like, let's go, let's go.
Let's just be like, let's just be like, come over here, come over here, I gotta bet a round.
Over here.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I'm coming, Bunch, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I gotcha!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
I exist!
How am I just getting obsessed?
I just drowned that guy.
Oh no, we're under fire.
We're under fire.
Give it to me, give it to me!
I'm getting shot!
Actually, I went to you and hid behind you.
It's in the military handbook.
It's a very simple tactic.
Very simple tactic.
Okay, I got through armor and helmet.
Go, go, go!
Beautiful, beautiful.
I'm healing, I'm healing.
We gotta go dude. This is this is Hainan
You're charged this way. Why are we getting why are we charging? We're flanking. We're flanking
They're all to the right of the church bars. Mm-hmm. Oh, oh, yeah, there's one right above me. I can't show you. I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there
Okay, I just got killed by that same guy that's been sniping me the whole time
Yeah, I do feel like the fact that they're just holding us in these random positions
This might be the most stream snipe we've ever got this might be a big stream
Just be surrounding us a 17 miles outside of the hot zone. There's my
Situation wait, let me see hold on let me see he's gonna be like seven times. I want to see hold on
I want to see something where's Mr. Darrell like that
Little baby healing oh, let's get that church. Let's give it we're here. I'm here inside the church is clear
dies. Follow me boys, follow me gang. There's nobody here. There's nobody here because they're
where we were but they'll be here soon. How much you want to bet they'll be here soon.
Oh I bet you'll be very soon. Very soon Mr. Gaming.
Red is pulling the circle yet blue has oh they're here. They're here
But you have the other side. Oh, and I'm dead
Okay. Wow. Did you call that for a mile out?
You call it from a mile out, but you get it. They're here. They've arrived. I am just here. Our little gentlemen are here and I'm dead.
Our little gentlemen. Our little gentlemen. Yep. They are surrounding the church on all sides. I killed myself. All the snipers and resitions
And everybody's there.
Ah, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, give me, are you a future seer?
Are you a fortune teller?
I don't know what happened.
I might be gifted.
I, I'm meant to be get tested.
You should definitely get tested, 100%.
Listen, listen, I got a helicopter.
Okay, I'm gonna fly us there, a private helicopter, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm,
mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
I never read you to chat. I do read you to chat, Mr. Runes.
I just don't read your chats because I fucking hate you.
Write that down if you have to. I don't want you forgetting.
Hop in, hop in, boys.
Wait, you can wait.
Got it, got it, on me.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
50 round mags.
Oh yeah, I forgot to grab those.
I don't know, I crashed this thing.
I never crashed guys.
Yeah.
We'll be fine. You have to put a little bit of faith in your pilot.
You need to put your faith in me.
You need to put your faith in me.
I want everybody in the helicopter to say I'm putting it in you.
Right now.
I'm putting it in you Peanut.
Alright, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
That's very kind of...
The spit on it. It'll help it go in easier.
Advocate it, boys. Lock it in.
Time to get serious.
Give me, give me.
Where do you think we should go with our helicopter?
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
Helicopter! Helicopter!
What should we go?
Is it you fly all up in the sky?
It must be you must be a magic guy.
And I'm flying in the sky.
So high.
So high.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no.
Are you going to?
Oh, no.
Well, but put us down.
Nice.
We're doing a jump.
Don't jump just yet.
Jump.
Oh
What a shoo jump I
Don't know
When to shoot the flares every always tells me to wait for the air and then I do it
But I think maybe I have to wait till they're a little closer, but I don't know how to tell with their closure
It's not like the sound changes. You're mean
I
Got this gun with a mini gun on it
I'll be
Oh, you got the alt look. Oh, yeah, I could have all it looked
Give me give me a copy of my helicopter. I got one with guns on it. Okay. Okay
Do wait
No, you can control, uh, you can like watch
Ah
If you want to watch you can do that. I do I do want to watch you want to watch
I do in a lot.
Well, we'll hop on in, boss.
I'm sorry, two-seater only, guys.
Two-seater only.
Boss, get this guy again.
Excuse me, excuse me.
OK, all right, all right.
OK, listen, I changed my mouse controls my helicopter,
like I said, to do to aim better.
But why is it when I move left, the thing goes up,
But when I move right, it goes down.
This doesn't help at all.
This is significantly harder.
This is significantly harder.
What?
I thought this was a good idea.
I can't aim at all with this.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh my God, I can't believe we survived that.
My god, dude, it's why you got to slow down. That's why they slow down you stop and then you like
Did you redo?
I can't believe we survived that that was I was trying out that the mouse stuff. I'm trying to use the mouse
It's you go to first-person mode. You have to go to first-person mode. Yeah, I'm in first-person mode
Well, you go to third and then and then right before you shoot you switch to first. I've seen it. I've seen it
You with the mouse aiming doesn't help at all. This is harder to do. Oh god
That was an expensive transport Haley actually it's only what a thousand dollars more two thousand dollars more five thousand for regular seven thousand
for that which is absolutely insane to think about. That is crazy. I'm telling you, I was
saying before I say it again, the helicopter with the guns on it should be $250,000 minimum
at bare minimum. Maybe more. Maybe more. I'd be 5.5 million as well. I'd say 3 million.
3 million? 3 million? 3 million sounds good as well. It's like every gamer does like once
or twice their entire war. Yes, once or twice you get that helicopter your entire war. Oh,
You know what? Or maybe they just lock it so you can only buy one per guy per game.
Uh, yeah, that's what I think they need to do. They need to lock it to, uh, when somebody buys one, it doesn't let you buy another one.
They don't let you buy 20 of those per game.
I think they might be here at the church.
Or just put it on a timer. Put it on a, like a timer, like the, like the fob, like a 20 minute timer or something.
Yeah, 20 minute timer, yeah!
Give me a time.
Give me a time, yeah!
something well it appears you've taken the chair fuck you mr. pal
we were testing it out we were dancing it out
fuck mr pal
oh wait these guys down here yeah this guy's out here i'm getting i'm getting
sniped right now but you i found this 30 round magazine we're talking about
you say it oh say 30 round i mean no the 50 rounders the 50 rounders
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I found him. I found him just like he said I would wait where's the third one go wait a lot of way
I just wait
You gotta start buying the 50 rounders they are so nice
That's the way that's the way
You see that? You see that? Ignore the guy on the kill feed that shot him down with the rocket launcher. You see that?
God tell you to do it. God tell him to fucking die. This is my house.
Oh god, there's another one, there's another one.
There is another one.
Oh no. We're under attack, we're under attack. See the circle, see the circle guys.
guys we are under attack we are it's true it's true don't let them lie to you
we're under attack no one can lie to me I can see it their eyes you're lying to
me pushing in all these snipers I'm pushing in I'm pushing in I'm gonna go
I'm gonna bunker bottom. I'm gonna bunker bottom give it there's second it there's second it
Yeah, there's second it there's second mr. Give me we're right here though. We're right here
I got check out to mr. Siemens I
Got you mr. Siemens. I'm just gonna take care you
you're gonna you're gonna get home you're gonna go home everything's gonna be
okay everything's gonna be okay
enemy car inbound from northeast I repeat enemy car inbound from the
northeast okay well the attack helicopter is back is right there we
give it on the next swing the next pass by we shoot him down yeah
Absolutely, absolutely.
You ready to go, go?
Get out of here, fool!
You got it again?
Uh, I was fighting a guy in a vehicle, I killed him, and then got shot from the top.
Don't die here, cockasweet, just fight!
Oh, I'm getting revived, I'm getting revived.
You're getting revived in a long time.
Oh, and got, can't, okay.
There's just guys all outside the towers.
Don't you worry gimmick I'm coming there there there's guys towards the tower laying outside
They're not in the tower. They're outside on the berm
Watch our own watching our watching our bodies
Watch I move gimmick watch I move all right puppies can see how it's done. I'm gonna come get you no matter
Oh, the upper tree!
Fall back!
Dude, there's-there's two attack toppers on this admi-speak machine.
Admi-speak, I'm gonna converse.
Right now.
Oh, dear.
I'm just healing up.
Light tasteful bandaging.
Very light tasteful.
Make sure it's not brass or garrus.
It's not garrus.
Oh, there's guys across the street, right over there.
Right-right over there.
Right-right over there.
Right-right there.
Where? Where?
Where?
Right there across the-right here.
I
Give it give it couldn't be what could be are you okay? Are you safe?
Are you alive? I got you I got you I got you
I'm not dead. I'm just taking a nap live. Say that real quick. It's very special
Are you alive though? Are you alive?
I'm alive, I'm alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm alive.
He's an LMG for the attack helicopter.
I don't have one of those!
I've got an LMG in my butthole or something.
You can literally see my sheep.
It's not going good, Mr. Beaten.
It's not going good at all. Everybody's...
There's snipers everywhere.
What? What? What?
There's a guy, so far away, I can't even...
I can't go back in the past though.
If it was Whipskull in Full of Magic Activities then...
I don't know what to tell you, I have to wait till next year.
Next, oh you went next birthday, but that one Whipskull in Full of Magic Activities.
This one was a bust. This one was a bust.
The cake was made, the candles wouldn't light, the lighter was wet.
Next.
What? Oh good.
Do you grow you there's a guy using an LMG with a bipod to the northeast? I can't do anything
There's a sniper way outside of them like oh god way outs. I wouldn't come for
No, I'm gonna come for you. I'm gonna come for you. Oh, oh, I'm up. I'm up. Oh, I'm just running away and hiding behind your rock
I got too much to get you. Oh my god. This is not the angle. We can't there. There's no back
We have no cover over here. We gotta get back. We gotta get back
What is that thing?
We have to shot a snake out here in the forest.
I'm going to shot him, I'm going to shot him through the circle.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
I'm here, I'm here. Would you love me if I were your worm?
I'm coming here.
Okay.
Oh, I ain't got a 20 time!
Now you need to hit him 21 times, kill him.
I don't know how you've been playing this game for that long, you don't know that.
I killed myself. I killed myself. gimmick, it did not go good for me.
I walked up that hill, there was like 10 blue guys watching it looking down at me.
Oh
Give me give me coming back out of cover boss
You know what you know what I'm gonna grab a helicopter. I'm gonna have a company. I'm gonna shoot everybody on the ground. I
Gotta turn off this I gotta turn off this this drive with thing thing
I
Just went a hundred percent wrong about that that is ass
We guys who guys we're in here uses the helicopter with the guns. I do you guys use the mouse thing or no?
Yes, yes, yes, yes wait every see the mouse thing is really good
Oh my god, it's the burpee.
Oh, rotary vehicles, that way.
Oh, I just heard off.
It was an air vehicle.
Hmm, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hold that chopper, hold that chopper.
We change that right there?
That one right there?
That one?
Oh, that way.
Give me a cop in my helicopter, monster. Jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out!
Oh, you bastard. I will shoot you down for this.
Wait, I'm not in your helicopter?
No, I have a gunship.
Oh shit, just go off. I joined the wrong heli. You must have been behind it.
Look at this mouse thing fucking sucks!
Hey, this is inverted now.
Wait, hold on, wait.
This is now inverted.
Now it's not inverted.
Uh, turn yaw on.
The fuck is yaw left right to yaw?
Yaw!
Wait, what is that roll to y'all roll to y'all?
You're gonna be smoking crack roll to y'all
Roll to y'all
Roll to y'all yeah, yeah, where's that?
You pasted is it called roll-to-yah? I see nothing called roll-to-yah. Oh wait roll-to-yah!
Oh
Holy shit
I'm cheating. Oh my god, I'm cheating. Oh
He said I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating
I'm really cheating. Check my computer. Take my computer. I've got a DMA card. I've got a DMA card
You know, oh, but this is how they've been doing it. This is easy as fuck. Oh, did someone set you up?
There's so much stuff here with the thing.
Oh no!
What? What happened?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Too much yaw? Too much yaw?
Give me code red!
Defconn5, too much yaw! I repeat, too much yaw!
Jesus Christ.
Give me, give me, give me.
I got lost in the sauce. I got lost in the sauce.
Oh, I got killed in the sauce.
I tried to shoot people, but I just hit the ground!
What? Jesus.
I don't know.
It's like snipers, but they're fully automatic.
Honestly, I gotta change the sensitivity of that, too.
I can actually, like, kind of...
A helicopter. Yeah, sensitivity!
I can master this. I can actually master this. I'm not joking.
If I get these settings perfect, this is gonna be the easiest set of my life.
I thought these guys could control these helicopters were like...
Gods! They just used a...
They just used a...
SETTING!
This is crazy!
Give it, give it, give it!
There's a setting where it just lets you aim with the helicopter like ten hundred times better.
What setting is that?
You go and control aircraft with mouse, and then you can change roll to...
YAH!
And then you can just accelerate to 50% to 25% on both of them.
Oh, I forgot ammo. Oh no.
Oh no, go back, go back. Retreat!
You know what I gotta do is I gotta take out those anti-air guys.
They should be down with missiles. It's making it much more stressful. I can't air.
Hey, so are you a helicopter guy now?
Is that what I'm hearing?
Mr. Helicopter?
Oh, well, I wouldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't.
Can I call you Mr. Helicopter?
Call, call me Mr. Helicotter!
Helicotter!
Tell me Mr. Helicotter!
Helicotter!
It's my official name.
You can also just call me Mr. Halley.
Mr. Halley.
Mr. H?
Mr. H. Mr. H.
More flares
How I check my oh
Wait, um, I got two flares. That seems like a lot of flares. I see guys
Not getting boys lock it in. Oh, we oh, I just bought all this and we just won
I
Hold on, maybe not maybe not hold on maybe I might go to my helicopter
No, we're about to wait I got my kid
Hey like that you son of a bitch
oh my she's cooking a bunch of cooking right now
give it give it give it I'm hot the tables are hot the tables are hot
okay
oh my god I did it I did it
I don't even care I did it I did it I did it I did it
I got my first dog fight kill Mr. gimmick
Oh my god!
I told him I got the helicopter!
I READY!
There you go, it's not easy!
Watch him as he moves!
Light work.
Light work, no reaction.
Look at my face. You see the reaction on it?
No, I'm not even going to crack a smile.
Because it was expected.
Almost elementary.
Rudimentary.
Simple and subtle.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous
It's what I'd use to describe that situation. Ridiculous.
Imik. Imik.
Why are we not winning?
We aren't...
I mean, we're winning, but we're not winning, you know?
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, we're gonna win!
I've commanded the troops to just go ahead and end this.
You can rather choose to go ahead and end it.
Yeah, I said, you know what, guys, it's time.
This would be fun when I buy the stuff in the helicopter.
I don't know if this is my kit, but do I get the stuff that's going to be fun for my helicopter?
I have no idea.
Okay, they're disobeying orders.
Disobeying orders.
Yes, no, yup, yes.
Okay, oh, thank god.
He was, he was, he was.
I'm on my way. I'm on my way to get it. I'm gonna I'm gonna reduce the rent numbers so we can win this fight
We can finish this fight
Blue is sucking it right
uh
All right, gimme i've got air support i'm heading to your location
where they at box where they at?
uh blue blue is sucking the tower
no no no no where's your people next to you
nobody's next to me it's just uh you want to have a running uh
okay all right you have money
Well, there's a guy here. You're not to kill him
You have to kill this guy I'm ready. Oh
There's a guy in the helicopter
There we go, there's our first time you see him I
See him there's a first shoot out of the windows. Can I get like
You're about grenades. Is this window actually open to my left here?
It's open for gunshots. I don't know about grenades. You can try grenades, but...
Consequences will be mighty if I am wrong.
Consequences will be very mighty.
Very mighty. Consequences.
Okay.
Let's find out. Are we alive?
Three, two, one.
Oh!
Alright! Okay, alright!
My first target for these guys was to watch how easily I do this.
How about I have the mouse stick?
Watch the two feet with the hitting.
Give me a second here, just got to give me one second here, just got to get a position.
Just got to hold on now.
One, two, plus that angle, there's a bad angle.
There's a bad angle.
Okay, there we go.
All right, now.
Okay, now.
Right.
Oh, I got one!
I got one!
I got one! I got one!
Oh, excellent work!
I got one! We're doing it! We're doing it!
Oh, they're on the roof. There's one on the roof still.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I got this. I got this.
We should turn back around. Can we take it?
Turn back around?
Yeah.
So we got one so far?
We got one. We got one so far. Yeah!
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fine.
We head on back you head on back die
slow
Oh
Okay, well that is a technically a double kill
That'll be a two points.
Technically, uh, double kill there.
Two points, two points.
I sometimes forget when I'm trying to get out of a situation that the mouse now does
stuff.
So, I was fighting with myself.
I had the keyboard trying to get out of there, and the mouse trying to keep us in there,
and it, uh, it...
Incredible.
And, uh, it didn't go that good.
No, it didn't go that good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're so close right now.
I'm gonna take a tinko just in case we win, I'll be right back, I'm gonna take a tinko.
I'm gonna get another helicopter.
Follow me boys, follow me.
I'm not used to that malice thing.
We got this.
Are we gonna win?
We got this.
We're one, we're one up.
We're gonna win.
Oh come on, just in this charade.
No!
We gotta get back at the helicopter and kill them all.
Don't worry.
I will save the world.
I will save the world.
I'm gonna kill somebody's dirty blues and filthy reds
that the game will have no choice but to give a set last point.
We did it!
Ah!
I saved the world!
gimmick is gonna be so exciting when he gets back off to hear the news gimmick gimmick i saved the world
cast spin 144 thousand that doesn't seem unreasonable that's
oh we got level 17 assault as well not too savvy boys not too savvy all right all right all right
All right, all right, not too bad at all.
If you buy supply things, you can put C4 on them
and switch seats to detonate or have gimmick put them on.
You like dropping an atom bomb on them?
That's genius, that's genius.
John is a way better pilot.
I
Saved it. We won give it. I went to the show and kill like five or six guys and we won
The stud love from your Arkansas bungulator
Products our kids, but
It was that quick. I got that. Yeah, I did. I I
I I killed like five or six guys are like ten guys in the helicopter. We won the game
Hmm
Oh, I can't buy the helicopter beginning got it
You stranded with all the riff-raff on the ground
All the riff-raff
You are you the media yet?
You should give me the beauty boss
It's a gimmick
You got
Give me give me
Sorry I'm here. I had to do a thing. Are we uh, it's wisdom server. Oh, we switch. Yeah, honestly, that's like right. Let's switch over to
I ought to afford again. I don't know why I keep doing that. I cannot tell you why I keep doing that
Hell of a habit by the way gimmick I rescheduled the
War dog stream of tournament for the 26th. So is that still worth few months Saturday?
What that's two days after rest Kingdom starts nobody's gonna be there
Shit
Oh
Oh, okay. I'll talk to my guys. I'll talk to my guys. I'll talk to my guys. I'll talk to my guys
I see who starts on the 24th. I mean I listen just for you. I'd be there, but I won't be happy about it
Oh, I want you to be happy my queen
What I just all I want for you to be happy my queen
I will say
It's just my participation during Rust Kingdoms.
Well, a lot of the guys, well, that's their like...
I mean, Coco's gonna be in Rust Kingdoms.
I'll tell you that for sure.
Hmm. Hmm.
Wait, I'll see what the deal is.
I'll see what the deal is.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Beautiful.
Hmm.
It will be a server be like...
That's a good question.
They haven't texted me at all.
I don't know.
Apparently, they're sleeping over in Britain.
Bunch of slackers.
Do you know that they only work four days a week over in Britain?
Like everybody in Britain type stuff?
Yeah, most of Europe works significantly less than Americans.
Yeah, bunch of lazies!
Ooh, yeah.
Hell yeah!
Absolutely lazy, stupid, happy, happy, content, lazy people.
Yeah, let's you do it what you want, aren't you?
On a Friday at noon.
Let's see. Yeah. Bunches of bitches. Bunch of bitches. With their happiness. Bunch of
bitches. Contentment. Bunch of peace. Mm-hmm. Well, over here, we work hard. We're full
of anxiety. Yeah. We collect anxiety light and a little like point, an extra point. I'm
sure, I'm sure you'd like. We don't, you're right. Wait, hold on. Oh, okay. It just put
be in a game when I was okay all right hold on wait I okay hold on now wait oh
wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait oh wait wait
oh wait oh wait is this server 4 or can you get it it's perfect and I quit I
immediately I can't I quit it once we wait we just see remote on it and the
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm picking a new server.
Also, I'm going to play a qualm close, you see me still down for Valheim tonight.
As well.
So, I choose, I chose a new server.
Hmm.
I see you invite, see you invite the yo.
This is what you should be able to get into.
Yeah, I think so I think so
Why isn't he playing with John cuz I fucking hate John oh, yeah
Yeah, let me tell you his shoes whack his hair his hairstyle whack his clothes whack
Don't listen these fools over here
Oh
His foot steps. Yeah, his foot steps is also whack
She can make me she can make
Yes, yeah
No, I'm not in the green TV spamming it. I'm spamming it. I get the grease I'm trying
Quickly quickly
No, it's not looking good.
How are we on the green team?
It's 28.
You got this, you got this.
Like 20, 20 failures so far.
Are you on the green team now?
No, he's basically, basically, basically.
He's whack is whack.
Where does he get his British facts from?
They're never right.
Here's a British fact.
More people die in Europe due to air conditioning than America had to guns.
So how about you Google that one?
You fat bitch.
Alright?
How about you look that up on the Google?
Do that like phone on top?
No, the air conditioner's got knives and stab people.
Oh, you in?
Oh, I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Oh
Fuck this shit!
Who's going on here?
You got this guys! You got this!
Uh, what's going on over here? Not much.
Not much? Are you the helicopter?
I'm in the big alley. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want me to start? Did you start in Squop?
No, I'm not in Squop yet.
Okay, I'm starting one.
No, don't start one.
Okay, I'm not starting one.
Go ahead and start one. Starting one.
Alright, I started it.
It's... I started it.
Oh, what have you got? You've affected the butterfly effect.
The butterfly effect?
Butterfly flat to butterfly flight and what a thousand years some guys gonna die because of what you just did
But I don't
You've already said the most of this nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do now. Oh
There's nothing you can do now in 1000 years some guys gonna die because he started a group tourney the butterfly reflect
I
Reflect it sounds like a like something that goes wrong like a hair like lice or something no no it's a butterfly
Afflect no, no, it's the no wait. No, it's the butterfly the butterfly reflect
Well, you don't look like it's locked. I can't do it. Okay. It's unlocked. It's unlocked. Yeah, man, man
All right, okay. We'll wait. We'll help you. I'm ready to go
Oh, oh, we're on our way. Hi
We're already on the we're already in route
Two three four five six. We did not have a view of driving there
Six vehicles. We need seven vehicles. I don't know. It's a
Wait, why should we drive in cars? I don't know also. There's only two people in this giant helicopter
What why would nobody jump in the helicopter and we drive cars? So the new thing
I don't know they might be
They're stupid
Okay
Dude fuck these trees cutting the parachute and just put dropping you to your death
What how has the game come out to the public with that being a thing I?
Think that's a lot of life. I could jump out of that tree from that height
me normal dude right now who sits down for most every day and I would not even
have a sprained ankle jumping out from that height well you know that'll happen
that'll happen don't you were giving I'm on the way to revive you right now I'm
in bad to your location as we speak you understand I understand guys this is up
we have one mission one mission only that's getting given back up the fall
He dropped, but that appears to be out of a helicopter.
Is it?
It's comical.
It's like a troll.
Let's ride!
Dutry, I've got a whole SEAL Team, SEAL Team sexy on ROGG right now.
Okay, um, what the fuck was that?
Um, what?
What just happened?
What?
What the hell was that?
What?
Everybody okay, no, I just took a massive amount of damage midair
Maybe you ran into like a flock of geese or something
Maybe maybe a flock of geese to the common log movie. I can't tell you Tom Cruise ran into a flock of geese
We're pretty I got RPG. Oh
Hey, I hear no beeping or nothing I
I
He don't bep into nothing
It was one of those raw RPGs
We will find way too fast for a raw RPG. I've just been immediately
I got you. Thank you. Watch you go watch
All right guys, we gotta get to that roof and kill that sniper on me brothers on me on me boys
We gotta move right on it. What you can't just all move move move move move go go go go go go go go go
Okay, all right, just to keep me dressed.
Those are a lot of running we just did.
Those are a lot of running.
Okay, you will block me.
I just get behind the tree.
gimmick, why?
What is going on?
Oh my God.
Why are these people out here?
I'm smoking it.
Why are these people out here?
Why do you think?
We're in the middle of, what the fuck, nowhere.
And we have half the army trying to kill us.
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is going on?
Why- Why are these people out here?
We're in the literal middle of buttfuck nowhere.
What is going on?
Give a- Give a- Give a guy- Give a guy a revive.
Yeah, I'm uh, I'm about to health and I'm dead.
Too late.
Excellent.
Uh, a random- Oh, a random mortar that they set up with no barrier, like 100 yards away,
just mortaring us in the middle of nowhere.
Oh
Excellent excellent
Fantastic, that's great to hear. Oh
What a sweet delight what a sweet little treat what a sweet little treat you say I'm gonna come to a personal helicopter
Personal helicopter, okay? All right. All right. I'll go whatever we want
Right over here by
for the riffraff gets in.
Before the riffraff gets in, quickly.
Quickly, quickly, oh god.
Okay, we have to get up before this guy gets in here.
We have to get up before this guy gets in here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What, what?
What's up?
What is up?
Oh, that was a close one.
All right, let's run.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
I'm teeing the deck.
I might shoot it again.
It was so weird.
I didn't hear nothing.
Shoot me.
Mm-hmm
That is cooking your reds cooking right now. I got 12 points
These guys are doing
Ammo what ammo I got ammo. I got I got two stacks in the in the big bags, too
Did you try to be m249 or tonight I got it. I'll try that later. Once I get the info
Yeah, but where do we go, you think?
You should go somewhere cool, somewhere like sunny, relaxing with a light breeze.
Let's go buy our teammates there in the middle, not quite on the hot zone.
We can fight our way there.
Sounds good, sounds good. Let's let out this nuke right now.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Hold on, what? You have a whole thing set up. Do you see this?
No.
You have four speakers on the roof.
Wait, is this? Oh, this is this map.
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
I didn't realize we were on this map.
That makes a lot more sense.
I'm ready for impact! We're going in hot!
Okay.
What the fuck are you doing, soldier?
I'm right there with you.
Why did you just leave the helicopter?
I'm right there with you.
I trust, I trust you. I'm with you on the top.
Where's he gone?
I got him! I tried to help! I got him!
I
Cook it work it. I have the father here. I can hack it. Oh my god
We are gonna take this whole tower
You wouldn't dare
Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm also getting watered at the top of this challenge. It means
God
Some
Inperceptible reasons you never really know you never really know why they wanted this exact location with the first order made in the game
I'm likely unlikely that that's what happened, but it's still
That's right. Ooh, the circle is pretty close to us right now. I'm gonna I'm not gonna go into the circle
I'm just gonna go
Towards the circle
And I'm gonna have a tape do some tasteful by the way
I put it offline yesterday a little bit and I've tell you I'd walk around for half an hour without I know anyone seeing me
That's why I mean, I know it's sometimes the streets everything gets old and it's like are you really being streamed tonight?
But when you when I don't play with you, it's a completely different
like completely different.
It's genuinely like a new game.
I was playing offline, I literally sat on the top of the tower
just shooting down for like 25 minutes and no one stopped me.
I just got here 10 seconds ago, we're getting more than.
Yeah, it's like this pace of the game slows down like.
Astronomically, it's nice.
It's like 10% it is, it is.
Sometimes almost too slow, to be honest.
And I get a little ants.
His name is literally scoper, which is the slur that I invented for snipers. It's Austin yelling
Peanut I got you. I
Literally is zoomed in. Oh
Wait, oh, wait, oh, Austin's the one on me. Never mind. It's a hostage to what on me. Oh, thank you. I
Thank you, Austin. Thank you
That's
Fantastic, I hope it gives you many many frames the awesome of the blue team providing me at the top
the tower. Oh my god, there's guys all over me right now. Oh, I can't tell if that's
awesome or not. I think I know now.
I'm still not 100% certain, but I'm about 99% certain that's Austin.
Why could you possibly...
I mean, he's got a very specific voice.
Very specific.
Very specific voice.
Very specific voice.
Unfortunately, I had to kill myself because of the stream stipend with the mortar.
I said we go over there and take him out. What do you think? Yeah, sounds good to me
I'm lucky it was lucky and we're gonna go get that guy
You hop it hop it are you back at are you back to the main base?
No, no, no, I told you I'm in the sake of it. I'm in the sake of it. Take it everybody knows from the ring to the team knows
From the ring to the king to the queen?
You sure?
Yeah, the queen, queen, queen.
Oh, the ring, the ring queen.
Dairy queen, dairy queen, dairy queen ice cream.
Dairy queen ice cream.
Turn it upside down and make it scream.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
And by Austin, no.
No.
We have to be stern, give it, we have to be stern with Austin, because if we help Austin it's going to, what message are we giving to the people?
We're saying, we're saying we love stream sniping. That's the message we're giving to the people. Do you understand?
That's right, that's right.
We have to be stern with that. We have to be very stern.
Very stern, very stern.
Hmm, hmm, oh, testicle of the fortitude, exactly, testicle of the fortitude. Exactly, exactly, exactly.
I'm heading directly to your location give it. I'll be there each day 20 seconds. I repeat each day 20 seconds
Countdown 20 for me
20 okay
1918 70 16 15 14 13 12 okay 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 you're not here and I finished
You didn't say my count down
seconds by second
well I it's your plan also I'm I'm already here so you're wrong you're
wrong at both fronts I'm here I'm here to revive you there's a guy this guy's
all beneath you okay who put that house there
excellent what put that house there there was a house that caught the tail
window by my helicopter it screwed up the whole operation excellent excellent
work couldn't have done it better myself so thank you sir thank you I've lost so
much money since beginning yeah I'm driving a new helicopter I want you
hop on it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah back coming up on it was hop on it all of
me boys I we gotta get that five percent we got stuff we got stuff oh
Would that be a dream Mr. gimmick? Would that be a dream?
That would be a dream.
That would be a dream. That would be a dream.
That would be a dream. That would be a dream.
Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
I'm coming. Hold that chopper!
Wait!
Move it.
Wait!
I'm in!
Let's ride!
Okay, this time it goes different third time is the time you ever heard that same before gimmick
No
What it means is think that's the thing
No, it's just trust me. Will you ever heard that saying before? No
Very common in Scotland and Eastern Russia
What it means is is that when you fail twice the third time you're not gonna fail because of
Vipricons. Magic? Oh, Leprechaun. Leprechaun Magic.
Oh, so yeah, so man, Leprechaun Magic.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So now we will use some of that Leprechaun Magic
to win the game!
Oh my god, I could use a little Leprechaun Magic.
I could use a little bit of your magic, tiny man.
Oh, you're a skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny man.
Gimmick hair.
With your tiny toes and your tiny hands.
Little Leprechaun.
Oh, won't you come on and give me magic?
Whoa, right there, right there, you see that guy?
See that guy?
Simmy, simmy, simmy, simmy, give me, give me, give me, give me!
Look at, look at, look at, look at, look at...
Shoot me, shoot me, right here in front of us.
On the shoot, on the shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Do you know how hard it is to shoot while you're zipping around in a helicopter?
Are you serious?
You okay?
Somehow.
Yes.
I see him to the roof.
I saw his foot.
I saw his foot.
We got to get him.
How are we up there?
We need some kind of flying device.
Something that can fly.
What's a device that can fly?
There's one over here.
Yeah, we can jump off of the flying device.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, watch.
Watch up there.
Watch up there for me.
I got one on the other roof.
Watch up there for me.
I'm watching him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
Watch him.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
Wee wee wee wee, the reposition, we reposition it.
Think about it.
We hold down the reposition button, here we go.
I did this all at set it up, right then we can jump on top of it, jump on top.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, it didn't quite work.
Up, where did it go?
Here's the guy.
Yeah, that'll happen.
Gotta be careful out there.
Gotta be careful.
Where'd this guy go?
Oh, no way, the motor's hitting us.
No, there's a guy here, there's a guy on the stairs.
Where'd he go?
I don't know, I don't know.
He ran away.
I hear him running around, I hear him running around right now.
Watch me speak.
Oh, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
Oh, I got another one.
Gotcha.
Gotcha, back side.
What the hell is he doing laying down at a hallway?
Okay, okay, hold the line hold the line the line. Oh my god. I'm gonna clean the building
I'm gonna clean the building. I'm gonna clean the building. I'm cleaning the building. Okay
We're getting mortared again
Hey gimmick I was wondering
I was wondering if if we're the only two guys here, right? Uh-huh. And it's not our team
ordering over here to kill the bad guy on the roof, right? Right. So who's
ordering us to take? What do you think is going on there? You see that's... He's
probably just a like a natural born mortar man. You know, he just kind of knows, he
knows where to... He knows where to board it. He knows where to board it. He just knows.
I'm not a natural born mortar man, so I couldn't tell you it specifically, but I'm just assuming
It's Austin
We see the tears of the border guy we see the tears of the border guy
Yeah, you take us to the border guy. What's going on up there?
Okay, take us to the border guy. We're hopping in the oxygen telegraph. We're going to the border guy. Oh my god
I do this kind of goes against what I said five minutes ago
But I have to kill it. I I hate that. I hate that border guy more than I hate on
It's a message evil. This is necessary evil. I've been hoppin hoppin hoppin
I take it take us to the the mortar man
Right outside so they don't kill us.
Is it your team or is it the red team that's doing it?
Sir, is it your team or the red team?
Red team, red team.
Oh, you got it.
Look it, look it, look it.
Look it!
Right up that road, boys.
Now team kill me.
Kill me, sir.
Kill me.
Don't fuck off, TV.
Take that!
There you go, there you go.
Thank you, Austin. Thank you.
Alright, right up this road he says.
Right up this road.
It was spy on the blue team.
I think I hear it.
Is that the mortar?
Did I hear?
Did I hear?
Oh, right here, right here, right here.
That's the last one.
Oh, we found it.
He was just a random sandbag.
Well, get ready for the guy that's been
mortaring us to come outside and dress you up.
Oh, because he's a very good guesser.
A very good guesser.
He's a natural mortar man.
He's a natural mortar man.
Why aren't you by the way in?
I mean, I've got him!
Hey, you! You're still a bitch!
You like mortaring, huh?
Actually, that's scoper that's over that's over. Let's go bring me. We know that we
Right here for me right here for me got me said that wasn't him that wasn't him
He's talking to somebody
So I'm gonna come to his farm. You got me
I got another one got another one
You just closed it. Oh, it's sweater boy
It's weather boy. That's the guy. That's the guy. No, that's that guy's been in our every game every game
We've ever played I guys been every game. We've ever played out
I'm behind you. I'm behind you. Where are you? Oh shit?
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Are you kidding me, dude?
How is that guy not dead?
That is fantastic, fantastic.
I swear, dude, I hit these guys.
Fantastic, fantastic.
Sometimes I hit these guys like 20 times
and they just don't die.
I see the same guys day after day in my fucking games,
every day.
I've seen sweater boy in every game
I've ever played on this game.
I'll be having a Nazi sweater boy.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh, I got the make up there
Fantastic
No, close the other way
Right behind you sir
You're hopping up in my attack chopper
Hoping the helicopter
Helicopter
Wait, we're gonna go give them the basics
We're gonna show them the wheel and screw around
Let's do it, I'm in
I'm in you can unlock
What are you are you aid? I am oh you don't want extras for for reviving purposes
Okay
And
So
No big deal no big deal
What was it? It was a strategic plan.
You want that one?
No, that was small feet.
The rotor up top was making a ton of noise.
The seats were uncomfortable.
No, this one's much better.
This one's much better.
This one's much better.
Perfect.
All right.
Wait, I've got, I've got, okay.
I've got, okay.
I've got Maxim, I've got 1,050 shots.
We're gonna go to that fob and we're gonna kill him
on capture it, you see it?
Let's do it, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Rocket.
I am ready.
You are you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready!
I'm ready.
Oh, easy.
Watch this.
Here's this buddy.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you see that?
With ease.
I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
Who's sweating down my bones?
All these bitches fall!
I'm sweating.
Oh, it's his feet, motherfucker!
Oh, it's his feet, god damn!
We're going to the farm.
I'm sweating.
Lock and load, boys. Lock and load!
The farm is right over here.
Should we shoot this guy up top first?
Who's this guy?
toppers who's this guy I'm shoot up no let's kill up oh this guy excellent
shots thank you are you a little out of the morning we'll let him off with a
little warning this time oh there's the thing there's a thing I hit no shots
Okay, I had absolutely no shots at all. Don't worry. Don't worry. I had nothing. I had nothing
Sure, perhaps I should
Perhaps I should it's yeah, I should I stay in the helicopter and just for emotional support. Yeah, emotional support. You're probably
Okay, you might hit me with a quick marriage watch, just a quick marriage?
Well, yeah, I got you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you very kind, good to see you, very kind.
Also, I don't know if you were wondering, but there was also no hits on that second
one either.
I threw a grenade down there too, didn't have any luck.
I'm gonna tip someone $5, I don't know who I'm tipping.
Oh, that's you, that's you.
batman asked me can you tell my friend Alan that me and the bongalators are
here for no during this difficult time with his dad and hospice tell Alan we're
here for him and since he was back on the car time on speed mr. Batman where is
his place? God speed mr. Batman try to hear that by the cop next to your family
oh I see it I see it I thought I thought I thought Batman had a different parent
situation they wait did we lose it where they go where they go I don't know I
I don't know.
Oh, Alan.
Oh, sit me down.
I didn't hear you last night.
Oh, sorry, Alan.
God bless you.
You made me out of it.
I thought I heard Batman.
Because where was he?
Is this guy trying to hit us?
I don't know.
He's been whirling around us for a little while.
Huh.
Who else is a bad mate?
Oh, that's OK.
We'll just try again.
We can give him one more big minute.
Oh, I destroyed his supply crate.
Oh, good one!
Take that, fools!
Let's see how they...
They handle not having a supply crate!
Or whatever.
Or whatever.
Oh, shoot, I'm sorry.
Wait, man, is something even coming up?
I hit weapons to the space bar for the parachute.
That's not the button.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Don't you worry, Papa Pete's gonna come grab you, boss.
Papa Pete's gonna come grab you.
That's not the button.
Oh, do you worry, Papa Peter to the camera, Abbey?
Don't you worry.
Wait, do I need to turn off autopilot?
I feel like it's a nightmare if you don't have a joystick.
OK, all right.
I've got you, I've got you, I've got you.
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
I'm going to go.
Oh.
The screen protector needs a screen protector.
So for the fall, I got you, bro.
Thank you.
The Swing Sniper's broke off the Swing Sniper's.
Yeah! Yeah!
Thank you, Washington. Thank you.
Alright, well, it looks like our job might be done.
Perfect landing. Wait, he took it, but we've run out of it.
That's the tech helicopter we got. We gotta get back in the air. We gotta get back in the air right now.
get it get it get it get it get it get it
go go go
see you
There he goes. What the who the fuck is that? Oh wait, Austin?
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
Take that. See you.
It's push here. It's push here.
What are you doing pretty good this round?
But there's your tank supper my top is pretty low health. I'm not gonna lie. We had to really get him with one one swift hit
One well placed on shot one well placed on there's all we need
One well one well placed on it's all we need much it's all we need is another topper attacking us from somewhere else
yes okay I have a better idea let's we're at one side let's go into the
middle of the map jump out of this before it explodes ah perfect
oh we're getting jacked
oh there's guys who are right landing on the roof
oh we went through which way to which way to get on the giant warehouse oh we
I got this put your feet to me put your feet to me
Are you gonna try to land it?
No, no, no, no, I got this wheel
This is a dogfight soldier
This is a dogfight soldier
This is a dogfight soldier
This is a dogfight
Oh shit
I am not wild, I am still in this house
I don't know
Don't worry this is a dogfight
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where are you going?
I'm dead. There's an old team on that roof.
I told you not to jump.
I told you.
I can't do anything. I'm just sitting there.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay. Alright.
Well.
I love it.
Well.
I'm not getting in your attack chopper
why not cuz I don't do anything it's
pointless all right fine no more attack
choppers I promise let's I feel like it
well you can you can attack chopper I
just did nothing for me to do it's a
hundred fifty thousand dollars is
starting steam yeah it's not good it's
I know it's not a good situation at all I
would say it's a subpar situation a
A sub par situation a certified sub par situation a CSPS a certified sub par situation
Lock it in boys lock it time to get our money back
I'm going right to the hot zone. I'm getting double money. I'm getting all my money back as well as level 20
It's alright for Mr. gimmick. Are you in? Are you in me? Are you?
Are you are you are you are you not on it right now? I'm smiling. This is Bob right now
What are you doing down there?
Oh
Who's my special little man?
Who's my special little guy?
Who's my special little man?
Who's my special little man?
Who's my special little guy?
You are!
You're my special little guy!
Oh, he's spicy, he needs a nap.
You see to the laughing advice you may see
You find about right here, yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. We're getting we're getting uh mortared. We can't stay in here
I was unexpected that's unexpected sir
Oh
He's a grumpy little man that guy was a grumpy little man. I
Thought like any average adult trying to talk to Nick Merck's. Oh
You're dead
Dude, I hate this map so much. I'm gonna I'm doing an SKS
You can't move in this map because there's a thousand windows and there there's no front line
I know I can get you I can get you to do I get you. Yeah. Yeah, I did not give it up
I'm not giving up never like that ever what oh shit
Oh
Yeah, Jimmy, I got to watch it was
get up soldier get up get up soldiers
I'm up oh okay let's give me a moment I was just
eaten by the other guy fantastic what a
sweet little treat what a sweet little
delight oh we're pulling it we're pulling
it we're doing it we're gonna win
I hear Austin don't let him inside the building, don't let him inside the building.
I hear, move away from that building, immediately, at once, immediately, I'm gonna go in this
building and fuck this guys ass.
The second I stop looking he peaks, the second.
Hey buddy! You lucky my friend sucks at this game pal!
You're not gonna have the same luck with me!
Luckin'
Oof, but I bet that that's gonna be all...
But I bet that that's gonna be all...
But I bet that that's gonna be all...
But I bet that that's gonna be all that...
But I bet that that's gonna be all...
But...
Oof!
Oof!
Sorry, James. You're not gonna be here tonight.
I'm gonna feel too good, boys.
I'll feel too good.
Gimmick! Gimmick! You finger popped my asshole!
Psst! Gimmick! Psst! Gimmick!
I'm telling you, I won't start doing anything.
I won't start doing anything.
I am, dude, I am gonna have a conif-
No, don't have a conif- This is a certified anti-conif day.
I-I-I-C-A-K-
I'm done with the M4.
I'm done with it.
I'm not doing the M4 anymore.
We why not?
I don't know.
I-It's-It sucks! I don't know!
I'm-I'm hitting these guys like 20 times!
I already told you you got to hit him 21 times!
It took you to his last game!
Some people never learn.
I have bad ping in all the servers we play, by the way,
because we're on these stupid fucking East Coast servers.
Or...
You have bad connection because you're
getting your internet from outer space aliens.
No, I'm not honest.
i'm not gaming on starlink
insist my stream
okay all that way we were we were we were we
we are okay i can do eastern servers that's what we know you live in california
all
and we are
uh... you can do you search by western service for you
i don't think it's going to have
Hop in guys hop in hop in hop in guys hop in guys hop in guys hop in
Lord have
See if I start doing better with it with the drill again
I
Hot job, hot job, hot job proposal boys
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, they're walking on.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Oh no!
Woo-hoo!
No, it's...
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Where is this bastard?
Where is this bastard shooting at me?
Where is he?
What did you shoot for?
Oh! I made a jump! I made a jump!
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
Is that a close one?
I'm safely landed.
I'm landing right now?
I
Got you watch I got you I got to pop you guys all around
No, I know no, no, you know, you're right past me. He's invisible. I'm dead with I'm right outside the walls
Are we being like legit rated right now I don't know I know is a blown up
We have no doors. Yeah, it looks like a pretty big hole
Yeah, we might be getting rated
We're doing more guys out there. There's more guys out there. You've got boom. They've got rockets. They've got C4. Oh
I look up the other company move back on that guy. Oh
Well, there's nothing we can do about that
They have assumed the top of our base, Mr. gimmick. They have assumed the top of our base. They have they own it now
They're up top. They let it on top. They let it on top. Back on helicopter
It's Austin
Okay, never mind the forces in the top of our base are
Significantly less than I I let on then to me
I think we're fine, actually. I think we're quite safe in terms of safety, on a scale from one to ten, I'd say Austin's the only one of the double burbets, and we're completely fine.
Perfect. Perfect. It seems like he's just on the microphone. It seems like he's not really
concerned with anything but getting on the microphone. That's correct. That is great.
It appears to be that way. It appears to be that way. I do not know how he's not dead yet.
You might be dead.
Highly surprising to me. Highly surprising.
You might be dead.
Oh, all right. All right.
I'm slowing it down. I need to kill street.
I need like a fight. Like...
Yeah, I need 20 kills right now.
This is by far
the worst couple rounds I've ever had.
And I need to break the cycle.
Break the cycle?
Yeah.
For some summer fun.
Summer fun time.
okay I didn't kill him I suck he's very low though he's very low and also has
low self-esteem he's kind of just I mean you know it's okay good work good work
alright that's one that's all right more and then my spirits the spirit rocket
this guy rocket and it's gonna it's gonna snowball into a spiritual
momentum oh let's go get him
you come on let's go get some more kids right here I need some shots right here
this blue house right here right here right here
get out of the light what's up
Just that same house for me.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I don't think I hit him even one time.
You got guys over here too.
Got one, got one, got one.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
Give it one of your bucks,
we gotta move to the house where that guy is.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I got a guy with a grenade.
I got two guys with a grenade.
Go and work!
Oh my god, what is that?
What just happened?
Are you winning?
Are you getting Ariel's list on it?
What?
I don't know
Those were not mortars something more dangerous and
Unikransky said it's my wife's birthday today. She watches you every night
Well, she ain't doing everything around there all around never said like that
I hope it's a kind lady, happy birthday kind lady,
hope it's magical activities, magical activities.
Oh, I hope it's so magical.
Hope it's so magical in this birthday cake
and there's some candles and maybe you go to David Monsters.
I actually talked with your husband earlier today.
He says he's actually upgrading your marriage ring.
So talk to him about that.
But he assured me he said this birthday is very special.
you'll be upgrading your marriage ring,
getting a bigger diamond.
Yeah, you like that, you motherfucker?
You like that, you want some cameo services?
You want some cameo services, you motherfucker?
Fuck you, fuck you.
Now what the heck is the other thing?
Now I'm suspecting a bigger risk.
I want that pal, that's right, that's right.
You know what, you know what?
Every cameo service, I'm lying to everyone's wives.
For the next thousand cameo services,
I'm just lying to everyone's wives.
Fuck you.
I got to give me a catchmash.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Don't do it, don't do it, I'm good.
Oh, oh, are you sure you're good? Are you sure?
Get up, get up!
It's big, I'm good.
Catchmash, catchmash.
We're in the front.
Get up, get up.
I'm gonna get to that house in the middle again.
I know, I know, they got MG42s.
I can't compete at this distance.
We gotta move in. We gotta do a flank.
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna get there.
I'm gonna get there.
You got to get there.
You got to get there.
He's hurting.
He's hurting.
He's hurting.
He's hurting.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ah!
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Where are you?
I'm going.
I'm going.
You said go, go, go.
I'm going.
You went the wrong direction.
We are getting more down over here.
I killed the gunner and the car ran me over I killed the gunner though gunners down gunners
down. What the fuck is that guy doing? Who the hell is that?
I'll push up, push up. I'm dead. Let me get out of the side, I'll be right there.
on my stern.
Let go!
She fights, she fights.
No!
Of course, it's the other way that I don't look.
Of course.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I guarantee if I was looking right,
God would have made that guy go around and go left.
Fantastic. Fantastic. What a sweet little piece. A sweet little delight just for me.
And we're done. And it's gone.
I'm getting revived. I'm getting revived. I'm getting revived.
Oh, I'm telling you, there's not a single moment in this whole game where I don't look over at the kill feed
and see what I haven't seen 100,000 times.
Yeah, no, I know. It's gotten particularly bad.
And with the MG 42s, it's it's
I got a new helicopter, hop in boys
I'll put it up on it
Give me go you back at the base you get revived. I don't know. I'm up. I'm up
Southbound to you now
Roger dodger
Hey, what's your language on my aircraft?
I'm crashing singing to a mountain
I'm doing it for real this time
Infantry, Infantry Infantry!
Oh, we are there, just a second, just a second, just a second.
I know you can come back.
We're there, just a second.
Just a second, just a second.
There's two men, two men, hey!
I'll be there, just a second.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Get him!
Okay, and there's a guy that's not coming behind me.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm behind you, I'm behind you, I'm behind you.
Don't you ever doubt me again pussy.
I told you what I do.
I told you what I do if you didn't behave.
I told you what I do if you didn't behave.
Let him go.
Go, go, go.
No!
That was actually not my purpose.
It started turning upside down and I couldn't,
I couldn't stop it.
You don't know that.
All they know is I do a certain dominance.
You think where's the bad guy, I'm on ya.
Where is he?
He shot me from the railroad tracks through the window.
I'm perfect, perfect.
Right after I entered.
We gotcha, gotcha.
I'll be there, I'll be there.
OH GOD!
Puppies catch me, Puppies catch me!
Puppies catch me!
Oh you, you go!
If I get one more kill, then I can re-
Then I can-
Spiritually reconnect.
But I s- No, I'm not allowed to do it unless I get one more kill.
You gotta clear this way, Sam! You gotta clear this way, Sam!
I have to stay- I'm staying sad.
And I'm gonna be grumpy.
Don't be grumpy!
If I don't get one more kill, I'm gonna stay grumpy.
Don't be grumpy, guys, don't be!
Don't be grumpy, guys!
And I'm gonna become an absolute-
A beacon of optimism.
You're becoming grumpy gush. He's right there at the end of the hallway. Right side, right side.
Good work, big up. Good work.
Did you go out?
We're on second four, second four.
Second four looks clear. Let's move on to third.
Well, I'm on the roof. I'm on the roof. It's clear. It's clear.
Oh, fantastic. We did it. We cleared the whole building.
Good work, team.
I
Now we assert dominance and secure the perimeter understand this to give it a stand
Mr. Good
You stand soldier you're so your team leaders telling you what what is he tuned? What is he telling? I forgot?
Where we go?
Pick it up pick it up. I'm gonna pack match though. Well, I have the chance
oh never mind we're gonna be here we're good yeah just hang around over there no
big deal oh what would you document I don't know I don't know I don't know
anything oh guys of the railroad tracks no that's our guy I think yeah it's our
guy and there guys we're gonna just kill him I think wait there's another guy over
here. They're just everywhere. This map has no front line. They're just everywhere all
the time. Which honestly, even I know like any other map, this map sometimes it feels
like you're getting stream sniped. And I'm sure we are obviously.
I've only got a 5.9 in ACO, but also this map is just a playday.
Oh yeah, no we are, but this map just makes it worse because there's like no front line.
It's just everybody's everywhere. So you're always getting shot in the back
You're always getting shot from some guy who wasn't there two seconds ago. I
See what over there other side of the tracks? That's why
And it's gone and it's gone five kills in one life
I'm a beacon of optimism
little bit of healing little bit of healing
oh mr. K-bomb over 30 bucks is one good man doing a bad
and mr. M-bomb over 30 bucks is one good man doing a bad
hey come on boys, please change your mom's voice
oh, please change your mom's voice
Big idea
Listen, that's very close to Mr. gimmick. I've got something very important to say
We're gonna go over to the train tracks and we're gonna fuck those guys is in the ass
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
I'm...
Do you understand me?
Locker
I'm pushing an infantry enemy territory
As we speak
As we speak, enemy territory is being infiltrated
I've fallen, I've fallen in battle
battle. I thought that guy was a rock. There's just a problem. Guys, I'm not here. Okay, alright, okay, alright. If you like that guy should be at least under the
weather, or a little sad, not for what I just did to him, but you know, he eats. Oh, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. Ah, I got these. He eats there
out. Word, word, word, word, word. Don't do a gimmick, we got a whole nut team strike, nut team, strike team nut, headed to your location.
we got you up and Adam soldier up and Adam
I'm up
oh there's a guy back on the ground that we just left oh my god I told you dude
there's a guy everywhere all the time did you go down I know I'm not dead I'm
pushing up towards the guy that's really nice how is that even possible
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I'm running a little low on ammunition here. Little low
Wait now we have the building secured
But I mean whether this guy in the room next to us
All right, uh
Sniper to your right gentlemen
No, he's in the building across the street with a motion
Um, and then he yeah, he looked at me and then my life was over
Then my life on King's
Very quick ending the swift and meaningless
Listening yes, and it's correct. That is correct
But but I'm back. I'm back. Don't worry
I was shot in the head many moons ago at least 20 seconds ago and somebody put a bandaid on my head
So I'm actually completely fine now
mom
Power of medical technology power of medical technology. That's where it is
That's where it is. I'm gonna go actually fuck this sniper's ass. This guy's just been watching for 10 minutes over here
Eat this guy see him over here
You should be like right in this house or this house right here
Subway ammo dude. I need ammo. So we're over here
I'm not seeing me there. We got you guys over here. I think we might have got him
the base we guys wait red team's about to win wait we're losing man I don't care
about losing on this map I lot the first time I ever played this map I
thought you know what this map ain't about winning it you remember when you
You said they got the sniper?
They didn't get the sniper?
That didn't happen, no. I'm pretty sure.
Don't go down that.
Don't go down that.
Because we are all in this house. I'm literally...
Where could he possibly be?
Well, I can tell you where his bullet is.
And that's in my right ear canal.
I haven't been able to hear for days.
Gonna double clear the house, sir.
Double clearing it.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
When you said across you meant the other apartment, right?
He's gone. I just take the spot where he was he's in the wind again. He's I
Just get ready for
Tell you that they're like the identical one right across but you're going the opposite direction. Yeah, I'm going back to the base
Pick him up! Pick him up!
Pick him up!
You're so far away.
Pick his ass up!
Don't, don't shoot him guys, don't shoot him!
Motherfucker, you piece of shit!
Fuck you!
Alright, come on guys.
Follow me boys, follow me gang!
Let's run!
Alright, give it now.
I can see with the utmost certainty
that he is in fact dead.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh my god, look at the map.
Look how many guys are getting spotted over here.
Look at the mini-map.
What is going on?
What is happening this game?
Austin has been on our tower this whole time gimmick.
gimmick he's still up there
there's a yeah wait what he's still up there he's using the loudspeaker to talk
to me right now
there's guys all up in here dude I just marked it I need a system come on boys
Let's give it to him, booboo booboo!
We gotta get the Hydra, we're gonna lose!
Like ASAP!
I need this.
Okay, I'm coming.
I got you, I got you.
I need this.
I got you, I got you.
I know it's done, Seth.
Mr. Peanut!
My wife is nine months pregnant and giving birth any danger.
Can I get a congratulations for Lauren and God's feet?
Congratulations, Lord!
Congratulations!
Your husband told me that he's actually getting you a brand new car to celebrate.
It's a new baby!
He's getting you a brand new car, so expect that whenever that baby is born.
Ben, I'm gonna have no calculations.
Congratulations, Lord! Congratulations!
Chance is at hand. Straight towards your position.
You see that? Sit down.
Look at that chief. Good luck with that. Good luck with that buddy. I was right there. I'm straight at your position
We say what we see there's it
I said, I was trying to track this squad and I said the chances are
If I can't figure out where they are there's probably heading straight at your position
So I checked the other window and sure enough they're heading straight at you
Maybe we should use the stream service to our advantage
Yeah, and just expect them all to be coming directly towards us
No, we just need us for it. We just need to fortify you around a bunch of sandbags and
concrete walls trap you trap you in like a five layer deep concrete
Like an impenetrable hole, and we all just wait
Okay, let's let's get that hot zone because red teach about the way let's go
I know what happened to the other two when I killed one.
Alright, okay, hold on. Someone is shooting from the south-east, be careful.
Follow me boys, follow me boys!
Okay, aaaand it's gone.
Aaaaaaaand it's gone.
Aaaaaand it's gone.
Thank you Mr. Bigot, thank you sir.
Hold on, I'm getting sniped for him, to be honest.
Little bit of healing.
Oh, do you see we have any extra bandages for a goopa? I can reeeally use shop.
Oh, thank you boys, thank you shop.
Thank you.
Holy glaze.
Do I, I'm doing, I'm doing gimmick.
I've got all fucking paparazzi on me right now.
No bees even had it through the zone. They're just following me.
What happened, dude? Why have they been particularly...
I've never... The stream sniping has been worse today for some reason.
I don't know how they're doing this. Okay.
Okay, our own teammate just shot us with a rocket launcher.
Our own teammate. Our own teammate.
They're all split between four of us.
Just shot us with a rocket launcher.
Our own teammate.
Okay
So what you're saying is you have a chance. Yeah, we have a chance. We have a chance. You have a chance. You have a chance
Okay, all right
Okay
All right, and I've seen that guy in our game
Many many many times well fantastic fantastic fantastic
Fantastic this whole lobby is watching the fucking straight the whole lobby all of them
All right, okay
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean mental health later, but I need medical assistance right now.
I need medical assistance.
Oh shit, okay.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
You're next time.
Listen to me, listen to me.
Next time you see some pussy yelling on Twitter
because I banned them from my community server for stream sniping.
I want you to remember this moment.
I want you to remember this fucking moment.
I want you to remember what's happening right now.
right now I want you let him have it
it would appear I will I want you but all the people in bed nice leave so I
got
Oh
I'm hate with odds of all the work we do we have two points of the way it's over. Yeah, just get some kills
Well
That's okay, you know, sometimes you win sometimes you lose
Sometimes you win and sometimes you don't win
understand?
Have you ever heard of that before?
Yeah.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you do not win.
I've heard that before.
The second one is happening right now.
The second one is happening right now.
I hit my flow right at the end there though.
I hit my flow right at the end.
I said it pretty good.
I got a thousand dollar life back.
Just to wait for you.
Not bad not bad 21,000 to 22,000 22,000 22,000 not too savvy not too savvy at all
And almost level 18 assault rifle not too bad. I don't do I don't want to look at the scoreboard. Oh my god
Oh 14 and 16. I was 8 and 16 at one point
A tear I wouldn't pause if I'm 18 and 16. I'm doing pretty good
All right, let's uh
This might come as a surprise gimmick, but let's switch servers. Yeah
I'm gonna give close to a quick call even though I think it'll be fruitless even though I think it will be a
fruitless endeavor
Let me okay, let me give him a quick jingle just just a quick little jingle just a quick a quick little jingle
Okay, hold on wait a second. Just a quick little jingle for Mr. Clumsy
All right, hold on. This might be a problem. Let's say it. Let's try it third time. Okay, and I'm blocked. All right
Lapping
I'm hearing I'm hearing what we have to
If we want we have to keep
streamer mode and anonymous mode on the whole game because people are joining off of the they see other people's names in the game and they're joining off of them
Okay
So if we got into a squad it was just me and you okay kept anonymous mode and streamer mode on
We wouldn't matter because there's only two of us. So we know that orange is us that orange is us good thinking as long as you
Don't break this game any time at all
Yeah, I'm hearing there is not that they're joining on us
Is this once we turn streamer mode off and they see somebody else's name?
They just look up that person on steam and join off their public
God, okay, okay
Alright, let's do a novice mode answer your mode and then never press the escape button ever not one time
Yeah, never ever. Okay, never ever ever. Okay, so we have a clan tag. Oh
Like
Uh, uh, P P E R.
What does that say for it?
Pooper.
Hmm.
It could stand for peeper.
And people would think we're peeping tops.
Aaron Yeager is the one who told me that, by the way.
His name is Mr. Aaron in Twitch.
Oh, hey, it's very confused.
Well, I think it'll be very obvious if this new plan works, because within 10
minutes of starting the game, uh, we'll hear.
If it didn't work.
All right, if it didn't work, so I think it'll be very obvious if this new plan has any sustenance to it
Okay, that being said that being said
That being said I'm ready to go. I'm ready to ride. I'm ready to rip. I'm ready to rip
You ready to rip rumble and even tumble rip rumble and tumble all at the same time. Are you sure?
well
I'm ready to it doesn't mean I'm going to
Okay, okay. All right, we're open to the idea. I'm open to the idea
I might just rip it I might just rip it
Maybe a rumble if you use a little rumble
Yeah, but I I
Tumble is only listen couple of history for very extreme circumstances. Right. It's gotta be the right moment
Yeah, you can't be tumbling in just a random moment
moment. Absolutely not. No. I'm joining a server as we speak. As we speak, I joined
the server. It looks high as fuck. Well, I'm not.
You're a clan tag. People can see that. What if we have a clan tag? Would that work? I
to be a good idea. What would that do? Well, you should be sure. Thank you. Thank you for
this attention. Thank you, sir. Thank you, Chris. Let's identify each other. Maybe perhaps.
Prashancy. Prashancy. Prashancy. To be in a clan. Hey, you want to start a clan
and get a website on GeoCities? With GeoCities. It's like the old way to make websites back in the day.
I don't know what the hell that is. Are you in the green team?
Not yet.
Weebly.
Old school square space.
What about Skype? Should we Skype each other?
Oh, we should start using Skype.
Okay, I think we're already in the same team. Lock it. Lock the squad.
Okay, all right. I'm locked in. I'm locked in.
Okay, all right little sunflower
My little shade for my sunflower gimmick
Oh
Okay, all right, okay
I miss you again you ready
I
You know even knowing Skype exists who's uses mid-30s. I
Know World War two exists. I'm not Hitler
That there's no connection at all. That has literally no connection at all
Oh, what do you think people are going to be?
Oh, Mr. Daze!
Wait, are you ready?
Yeah, oh, oh.
What?
He just missed the chopper.
Oh, no, we are...
We just missed the chopper.
Oh, it's waiting for you to get ready.
I mean, I haven't bought my cake yet.
I have been ready this whole time.
Really?
I'm on a chopper.
I'm on my way.
You on your way already, boss?
I'm on my way.
No, she isn't so
It's so it's
Color me purple and fuck me sideways. I can't believe you got ready so fast. You're a quick little bugger, aren't you?
I mean I mean I was watching you stand staring the vendor in the eyes for like two solid minutes
We're lovers. Well, we were lovers. It was a nasty breakup, but we got over it eventually. Sorry
I
Don't like to talk about it. I don't like that you're bringing it up either, but it was
It was a it was a hard time it was a hard time
Fuck you fuck you short flower hates you I
Am so sorry. Hmm. That's okay. That's you guys listening
Okay, not off to a great start I mean, I'm fine but our chopper went in for the landing
two guys died on impact and then the chopper is sideways on top of a port of
the cabin right now. Excellent. Excellent. Otherwise, all good. Full health. I am out
unscathed I'm ready I ended that last round on a little hot streak so I'm
feeling a little peppy my nipples are hard I take them off so they don't want
to leave my t-shirt what are we doing
why is this the blue team you I just I have a gun you just came back from
battle with two guys if we got to jump out of it and then come a cause you the
I'm taking this guy's helicopter.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
He's a good man.
He's a good man.
All right, 80 moment now.
I need assistance.
I need assistance.
I'm about to fight the whole blue team right now.
at the whole blue team right?
Dude are you seeing blue in the middle there? Holy cannoli.
It's a cannoli situation.
CS.
Heyyyyyyyy, he bobbin' down!
I was nearer for the money. I didn't have any money.
Any moment now.
I don't know. I'm gonna snipe the fuck out of there.
I am uh... I'm almost... I'm almost there.
Mr. Givin' any moment now I will be...
I'll be inbound on your location.
I wait your arrival with faded breath.
Excellent. Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
You take it nice and slow. Nice and slow.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
They seem to have taken church all up in here, you know.
I'm on the way, boss. I'm on the way.
A few more short moments, few more short moments.
Hmm, do you see what I'm gonna make the names just generic?
Yeah, it makes everybody just random names.
Which everyone's favorite slur, I've been really liking recently but my old favorite was
Let me know if you have any other questions
Oh, that's right!
I'm in about duplication as we speak! I'm hopping out!
Also, I've just been informed you can actually hide the server information on the escape menu
I'm not that you could glue I symbol next to the next to it
But you have to hide while you do that. Is that how you permanently I don't know I don't know
I'm just the first I'm hearing of it.
Oh, ancient technique.
Ancient technology.
Oh.
Oh, MG42 guys already here.
Yeah, I might ask you, Mr. Sade.
Oh, yeah, you're Sade.
I'm sunflower.
You're sunflower.
My little sunflower.
What's that post-malone song?
Oh.
Sunflower.
Oh, my God.
I can actually evade the scenes, I can't even joke it.
Look, no one's around here.
How's it feel?
I know, I know.
This is crazy, this is amazing!
We might have finally done it.
We might have finally done it.
I'm doing a wide flank because there's an MG-42 guy.
Okay.
So I'm going wide, wide, wide, wide.
Oh, Mr. Dungeon, I'm opening up some white good man, good old man!
and Mr. Martin's friend, my boy, good man, good, ah, man.
Reaching to my boys, reaching to my boys,
very kind boys.
These four of us here with the buggeries attention,
each one of us.
This one's for you boys.
You boys.
If you feel lonely now, I feel a little lonely.
And you feel a little lonely, no one's around me.
And I'm scared and I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little,
I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little,
Oh
That church yeah, yeah, yeah, well there's guys all in these hills here first you got to clear these
Hills here the hills at first just watch out for stikers from talent to the tower
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's gonna be two guys in here to
MG42 guys might even be worse than scopers.
Mmmmm those dirty scopers.
I agree with you those MG42s with bipods I would use over a sniper any day of the week.
I mean they're the same range as the sniper except it's a fucking laser beam.
Oh there's a guy right here.
There's two guys right here.
Oh my god.
Oh god I got a little feisty.
No head tap that guy with no armor.
I got a little feisty.
was that it'll fight yeah I got one right we're across the way right here
right here
and okay all right well you know I could have played that better I could have
played a little better but you know what you live and you learn you live and
you learn the plan never goes good on the first try everyone knows that
everybody says that but what can we learn that's what I like to look at whatever
I go, what did I learn from this scenario?
What I learned is that guy should be in jail.
That guy should be in jail.
He's a bad man.
He's a detriment to society.
He's a horrible person.
He kicks small animals and he crashes weddings
just to go up in the front of everybody
and say, I reject this wedding,
even though he doesn't know anyone's fucking skeezing guys.
The level three armor is so stupid.
Take it out of the game.
Are you serious?
I don't really speak
What can I use I just think we need AP ammo
Yeah, level like 30 or not even 30. It's like 50 or something. We're level 51
so
No, I know I AP ammo comes at level 75 war dogs. Oh
I'm over the night already. I'm about to be there
I'm going back to the glade in for a net. I need to figure max
get my own helicopter
just get my own helicopter
alright hop in hop in give me a hop in
I got a private helicopter place
what are you doing my kid
the M4 is not impressing me
lock it in boys lock it in
I mean I know it's amazing objectively
but something I don't know
I don't know what I need
you could be a user here
no
I just stood up to the stupid idea
I was a stupid idea
I was a stupid idea that I said
I need to start to be alive
Maybe you should have a boy
Oh wait, this is not your chopper
I'm over here
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming
I'll come pick you up boss, I'll come pick you up
All right, put her down easy put her down. I'll get up. Oh my god
I'm getting oh my god. You were too high up give it give the chopper
All right, let's ride locked in it boys lock it in
You see my driving skills just we stayed below the tree line the AA weapons can't shoot you know that
Oh below the tree line. Yeah. Yeah, I actually tried to do one time this guy was doing it
It says like it says like two lowers up there
They can't lock on do you see below the tree line down here like we're looking too high right now
like down here oh yeah you see how I do it you see how I'm doing it you're moving
and grooving am I moving a grooving boys
you have to be a little lower I'd say you're moving and grooving you said
moving a grooving oh yeah that's wonderful you for me to hear thank you
for saying that we go to the church and just go back with our guys
If you if we do go you should fly past and then we drop below not okay dropping here
It's got me. Wait. Oh wait. Why don't want to be a surrender guy. Oh
Well, he's a guy that's okay. That's okay. Yes, it's own journey. Yes, it's okay. Yeah, but we'll add we'll add right
We'll add right here
We are here
Yeah, you appreciate my oh my god, we're actually landing it too
sort of landing ish landing ish what a perfect for what a stealth when you're
having a vision deadly yes thank you thank you I ran myself over with that
like these are all it besides we're hearing so lock it locked in a lock
they might think we crashed though I could work to our advantage they're
like all those idiots crap those idiots crashed me beyond even Jesus we didn't
Oh my god, they'd have a huge fob. Oh my god. Where's your side path? It's up here. Let's go. Let's get first
I can't get on this rock like I just do fucking fat
Yes
Got one going very nice very nice and get a couple extra months are being there much for being asked you
They're gonna see the guys dead and then they're gonna peak
I
Should do it left oh
Yeah, you got me. He got me
Yes, the motion puts me as a motion puts me on a lot of these where we came from down the hill. I got my god
I'm gonna go. Oh, you are in a terrible position
Oh, I just got sniped in the back
You're gonna live forever you're invincible
We're saved, we're saved!
Take a deep deep deep
Take a deep deep deep back, take a deep deep
There's a guy to our right
There's a guy to our right
I'll be giving you a watch, you watch the church out
Yeah, yeah, I'm just healing
He got me over here
Alright, let's, let's, let's, let's charge the church
Charge!
Holy shit
Oh
What a terrible but that same guy. Oh, he's down
Oh my god, oh, it's a guy with a fucking ball worst push in the history
There's we knew there was a guy to our right
I know that
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. We do it again. We do it again. We do it until we succeed
First you gotta learn to crawl then you gotta learn to walk and then you learn to run
You said that
Uh Denzel Washington baby Jones. Yes Titans
David Jones Jones. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, baby Jones
David Jones sent out to the cabaret. Yeah, the cabaret care
Caribbean Pirates of the cabinet Pirates of the cabaret and pirate pirates pirates of the cabinet
Pirates of the series on Netflix Pirates of the cabinet
Yes pirates of the cabinet. Oh, is that like little the Indian in the cover?
little what Indian in the cupboard I've never heard of that I'm not sure what
that is I'm not you have to like me on the cupboard I he's a tiny little
Indian and he lives in the cupboard I've never heard that movie I've I've never
heard that movie well I know what you're doing tonight after stream not
watching that I'm not watching that at all need in the cover I'm not watching
Indian in the cupboard after my stream I can assure you a lot of things that
happened after my stream but that is not one of them. They renamed it Native
American in the cupboard. Of course, out of respect. Out of respect of course.
Out of respect of course. Out of respect of course. Yes. And actually I don't know if you
actually know but there's actually that's not the full title it's Native
American in the cupboard because he chooses to be there and consents to it.
Is the full new official title of that movie actually?
I know we goofing around about all this stuff, but have you noticed that every time there's some politically correct way to say somebody, after like three years, all those people are like, don't just call us, just like Native Americans?
I know a lot of Native Americans are like, just call us Indians.
And I'm dead and then I'm confused remember African-American. No, we said that anymore. They're just we're black
We're not African-American because some of us are not actually African at all
Watch out buddy watch it watch out Twitter is not gonna like that
Whoa, what to do
People why he had to call them Indo-Iranian. I never heard the term Indo-Iranian in my life
Indo-Iranian?
The correct way to say white people, absolutely
Indo-Iranian, whether or not for my rant
Uh, well, it's not it's not people for my rant
What else do I mean by that?
Well, it's like the original area, Indo-Iranian. I don't know the details. I just know that that's what white people are, Indo-Iranians.
Okay, all right, I'll be Indo-Iranian. You be black.
No, uh...
No, is it? No, African-American.
That's right, that's right. I'll be...
You know what? I'm not black or African-American. I'm just...
Get out!
Oh, shit!
I
Can't make
See we get a little lost in the south
Josh we got a little lost. We're doing hi IQ. We're doing hi IQ conversations
I just got a little bit of a word.
Hi IQ conversations.
Okay. Well now, well, okay.
What did you learn?
IQ conversations.
Indo American.
Indo Iranian.
I, Indo, okay.
So, okay.
So, okay.
So, okay.
Indo Iranian.
A little bit of a hot word.
That is tech, the technical term.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. We learned a lot here guys.
Make sure to write this down.
Make sure to write this down.
This is huge.
This is huge.
Huge.
Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
Hello fellow Indo-Iranian!
I can hear you, Mr. Sunflower.
Oh, Mr. Sunflower's being devious over here.
I can see the confusion in his eyes.
Mr. Sunflower's being devious over here.
Also, we have definitely beat the shame snipers on this.
You guys realized?
We gotta take advantage of it.
I think there's only Indo-Iranians in this game, Mr. Mason.
Oh, really?
I don't think I've seen a black guy.
Is it not a, is it not a black guy character model?
You know what, you're right.
Think about it.
Not that I think about it, I don't think I have any.
I don't think I, I don't think I have.
Wait, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
Is the Asian's act?
Ooh, where the Asian's act?
Ooh, where the Asian's act?
Club going up?
It's not a Tuesday!
Where the a's is that?
Mori Mori?
Mori Mori! Mori Mori!
Oh, we got guys in the city.
Mori Mori, there's guys literally directly below us.
Drop drop. Okay. Do not drop. Okay. Well that guy did not listen to me directly back. I did not listen to your command
That guy did not listen to your command
His days are not maybe like
Right here is that pretty good right here. That's pretty good. I'm dropping hold on now
Let me let me I'm just gonna land that look I'm just gives me needed from later on
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and take on out
Yeah
Oh
Fuck who put that pole there
Damn it
Alright third time the charm third time the charm guys. No need to worry
Okay
All right, I'm gonna take someone else's helicopter this time. We don't have to pay for what
Just one of those nights
I erected that ball give you a bullet right I'll give you a bottle right if you make my helicopter crash with
One time two pieces yet
You got this box
Hurry, hurry!
He's on to something! He's up to no god!
What's he doing over there?
but this time we're going right to the hot job you play with poke man yeah
no thank you
I'm gonna play video games that lady does it all
I
Yeah, I haven't covered I haven't covered
Primitives clear. I'll be there soon. You haven't really even got our feet plant
Fast hold them much longer
I hope you hold much longer, Mr. Give me
I'm not distracted immediately Mr. gimmick. Oh, yeah
I'm highly focused
Come revive us come revive us. We're down in here blue team. We're blue team come revive us
the enemy is trying to make us seem like I'm the enemy shut up you won't fool my
blue guys are too smart for you idiot you might be right
hell yeah that's and learn boys that's and learn it's your pen and paper's out
for this one but daddy gets what daddy wants daddy gets what daddy wants daddy
kids what dead it was I leave the blue guys hey we're glad to see first I'm
coming I'm coming Papa you can't come Papa P for Papa P for Papa oh I'm was
Just killed myself walking off a cliff. Oh, no
Don't do it again
Right now. I need to get out of the road. I'll push you to the church. I'll push you to the church right now
God yeah, I'm actually cooking right now gimmick
This might be the baby that we've been making a lot of chance to fight yet. We keep dying on impact
This might be the absolute thing that we've been looking for mr. gimmick
There moment
What the hell, no recoil? I've got my DMA card in today.
God, I love cheap.
Ooh, I love cheap, I love cheap, I love cheap.
Push up, push up!
Very much.
Oh, no!
Oh, that was a close one. Give me give me give me an ETA boss. ETA. I see on the map that there's literally like a hundred. Okay. Well
Cucklord Supreme
Is uh, what is that 141 meters away?
141 meters away Cucklord Supreme
Okay, all right, if it was this regular Cucklord you put it in fine. I would have been fine. I would have been fine. Yes. Yes
And we're dead. Oh my god, play the game and you put that
My couple more goodies couple more goodies
Wheels up
Hmm
Got four W's on the row out of the red team great day for me
That's cuz I was the other green team pal. I would have smashed you. I would have I would have done
I would I would make a new machine. I would have made good new machine in dust
That money's going by quick yeah, yeah, I give it guy lost half of my total money
I say anything more than half since we turn seeming
it's not going to be fun
it's a last day
he call me the boozy mangler
which is actually pretty bad
he call me the boozy mangler
are you at the base of the
mhm
i'm sitting right next to you
where are you
why would you get stage 2
that's my thing right there
i'm gonna be next
I mean Sunflower.
Oh, that's uh, yeah, it's Mr. Sunflower, Sergeant Sunflower, Four Star General, Supreme Marshal,
Marshal military, Marshal military grade, number two.
You look beautiful like a Sunflower, right?
Oh yeah.
You look like a Sunflower, right?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
These look like a punch lasagna.
Punch lasagna?
Punch lasagna?
Oh, we're jumping, we're jumping!
Ready, give it!
Three!
i'm at two
now
don't forget to take me
oh, here's $50
right here
here we can move in
come on
my belly is full too
oh, so great to be here
You ever be chillin' this hot for a second while I pop a quick loosey-doocey?
Oh yeah. Oh what the fuck!
Oop.
Stupid bitch.
I had to take out the trash. Sorry gimmick.
I had to pick out the trash.
We're not in a safe area.
We just...
This is a loosey swap.
I am just gonna check.
Make sure there's no paraphernalia.
This is a scoper. This is a scoper.
That was a scoper?
Yeah.
Oh
You'd probably see I'm gonna eat my pad say I'm already gonna go I'm already gonna go I'm a fast Lucy popper
I switch them out like I'm an F1 driver
mechanic
What if they call those guys?
They're so sexy
Okay, well, okay
Looks like so does hanging right towards us. Well, if we just look to the southwest hold up in a house
You should be a more ton of them down as they come
Oh
That's us that's us we just gotta wait for the enemy to come. You should wait for the enemy to come and then we and then we get up
You don't have it
We call me the bussy mangler
They call me the bussy mangler
I need go bussy for a living. Yeah
I'm the bussy mangler
There's so many reds hold up in that church
You see how many guys are at that church, right? Yeah, that's good. They're this or the seems like it's your main fob
You should we go try to take it?
Just ask it. It's just us. We're good enough. We're pretty good at this game. Yeah
Oh, yeah, let's go. We're not scoping
I should be go take that church for the green team you and me bars. Come on
We dig! I see you don't know you, I don't know like-
Thank you, let's dig!
Wait, wait, wait, we're in the circle, let's wait till the circle leaves us!
Oh, that's true.
Oh, we are not even close- We have eight people, and you could ask me, which means we only
have six people.
Why is it only six people in the zone?
Oh, it's cause they raided our farm, dude! Look at our farm! There's no one there!
They took our farm!
Oh, no.
Who's touching that?
It's the other side of the coin of no stream snipers. We just get the team we-
Oh
Give it to me. Come on. Come on. You're gonna push that church. Which they took our father. Take their father
They take our father take their father
He's always you shoot one guy and then like rotate
180 degrees around the church and then just keep doing that over and over and over again
And hopefully don't get sniped
Exactly
Fuck him, he can't see this far.
I'm putting a shroud of confusion all over me.
I'm dead.
What?
What?
I just, my bullets just don't work anymore.
They just don't do anything.
Just fight not a good time to tell you that I switched on all your bullets for blanks.
It was supposed to be a funny prank, we were training yesterday.
and
Well, and I forgot to switch back. I'm just being honest with you
I'm just being honest with you. Oh
You know, oh, I'm opening on us. I'm an open book. I'm an open book
I'm gonna come save you mr. St. Okay, so flowers got you so flowers got you
There's the sunflower
Oh yeah, I'm the BUSY MANGLER!
I'm the BUSY MANGLER!
I'm the BUSY MANGLER!
I'm the BUSY MANGLER!
Oh, what the fuck?!
Well, not all the stream snackers are gone.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my man!
Come out!
That was so heavy, hold on.
Thank you, Mr. S. Thank you.
And I'm about to die.
Thank you.
I know I know they're just they're all over this field door, right? So the second we stand up we're gonna be getting shot by like three dudes
Oh God, this won't be the first time I got shot in the face by three dudes
What was it we decided that church so instead he wins the race have you ever heard the tail of the torches there?
It's a million times.
Remember that story?
Remember that story?
That's what we're doing today.
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
Slow and steady.
Where's the race?
Wait.
Still to me again, though.
Okay.
The tortoise and the hare, we're gonna race.
Okay?
And the hare, I'm thinking, I'm super fast than the tortoise.
I'll just take a nap in the middle of the race.
And the tortoise, the tortoise kept moving.
He kept walking.
And while the hare was sleepy, the tortoise won the race.
Race and the hair woke up and he goes how did that towards win the race?
I'm so much faster
I'm so much faster than the toys and the tortoise whipped out a glock 18 and killed the rabbit in this whole family
Unloaded the entire magazine in the big 33 round thing. Okay, there's a guy right this voice. I'm pushing red. Hold on. Here we go. I
Got him. He said
Me I just and I'm dead
There's still a ton, there's still a ton.
I had to push him a little bit and shot in the back.
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, welcome to my life.
What?
Welcome to my life.
Dude, they're starting.
We gotta try again we gotta try again we drive me to the tax offer and just mow them all down
yeah yeah let's try that wait listen I'll drop you off outside and then I'll mow them down and
While they're all looking at me, you go in there for the...
Ehhhhh...
...
...
What do you think we do about that? We do about that plan?
Can't hear a thing about that game.
Yeah, we do that.
No, I mean...
I beat you there.
I beat you there.
Wait, are you not helping out my helicopter?
Oh, I'll open your helicopter.
Get in, get in.
I'm not gonna stay in a jack chopper just observing.
Alright, I'm gonna drop that out.
I'm gonna drop you off and then I'm gonna kill him on while they're all looking at me you speak up and kill him
Yeah, perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
Call J.D. Wentworth!
Hey, 777, catch now!
Fuck you pal, get your own helicopter
Whoa, yeah, I've had enough of that guy's shit
You know what he did to me?
So I
I had a rabbit family that was living in my backyard and he killed them all with a
Glock 18. His name is Tortoise. That was the tortoise from the story Mr. Jack.
Really? Wait, what's the name of your Glock? No, no, that guy's name is Tortoise.
That's the tortoise story. Oh. And he killed... I had a rabbit family living in my
backyard and he opened fire with a Glock 18 with a big stick in it.
Well, you're like your neighbor who's named Tortoise and he's just a bad guy.
Uh, no, that guy's name is Tortoise.
That guy's name is Tortoise and he's your neighbor?
Tomfly Crew sent me.
I never mentioned his name.
It is my ex-wife's sister's birthday next year.
I heard you were calling the police, not him.
Your ex-wife's sister's birthday?
Who the fuck cares about that?
We're getting points.
Who the absolute fuck cares about that?
Are you kidding me?
You're X, Y, Sissy birthday?
Who the fuck cares about that?
What the hell is that?
What?
What are you saying?
What?
What?
That's a driven area.
What the hell?
Now?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Uh.
Tch.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Oh.
Beautiful down there.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I was going.
I got a little distracted.
So we wanted me to wish their ex-wife's sister a happy birthday.
And my response was, why would you fucking care about your ex-wife's sister?
We know why.
We have all the information we know.
Oh yeah, I'll just, you know what, hold on, let me just give her a really good birthday
because I think I know this guy's angle.
Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
You know, your sister's old husband, he's a great guy.
He's a, uh, let's go get some medicine.
Huge.
Huge. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Like her sister's ex husband, Todd.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's right.
Okay, now I'm gonna do what I said. I was gonna do tape in jail. Okay. I'm gonna jump out now and I'm gonna start to thank you
I'm out. Okay, that guy has an LNG. Probably gonna land on this tree. Oh narrowly avoid that guy's an LNG. Oh, yeah, I'm going for the kill
Here we go
Okay hold on. Okay. Okay. Alright. I'm back in position. I'm back in position. Alright.
Anytime you want to start shooting you just go right on ahead. I fully support you. I
I don't want you to know I flew before you shooting anytime you're with me.
I have two attack allies on me.
I have two attack allies on me right now.
Oh, I got to kill a zidge.
Oh, god.
Got you.
We're at blue and red are fighting here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm, I'm, I'm going back to the church. I got too much.
I already used half my ammo though. I'm some random guy.
I'm, I'm being shot by an attack chopper.
That better not be you.
No, it's not me. It's, it's not me.
I got shot by another attack chopper, dude.
Are you serious?
No, I'll, I'll take him out. I'll take him out.
I'll come to my, he's just, hold on. He's just in.
Oh my god, dude.
I finally get there. I killed two guys in an attack chopper.
Just fucking shreds me.
Shreds me
One quick say I'm a bit of a dog fight. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a dog fight
You can't give me the business I
Don't think you're gonna listen. I'm in the I'm in the church. I don't
Like it, I'm a kid. I don't know I'm dead. I can't see shit fucking up coming boys
Ah, kill me! Oh, so fucking hard to pitch it!
Weeah!
Weeah!
That'll happen.
That's beautiful.
That'll happen.
Beautiful attempt.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just know my heart was in the right place.
I wanted...
I...
I...
I...
I need you.
I need you back.
Listen, this time I'm buying a parachute.
I'm hopping my other chopper.
Oh, I already spawned on this butterfly.
Helicopter!
Helicopter!
You already buy it?
Helicopter!
IT GOT THE HIT! IT GOT THE HIT!
Bob's right on the hot zone, I'm already there.
I... Check Bob!
FUCK THE FOB! I'm coming back with a chopper!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, I'll give you an-
OK, attack choppers on me again.
I'll take care of him, I'm coming right now.
Chopper's just... just... following me around.
OK?
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
Go go go go go give me these are help boys quickly. Yes. I'm coming boss. I'm coming
I'll take care of my take every
Oh wait, I gotta ask my brother. He's one quick thing about the helicopter. Hey guys guys
Am I crazy?
Because or am I doing it right because I'm aiming it with this thing
I put the thing I want to shoot at the top right of it. It seems that the bullets come out of the top right of it
that's
That's correct, right it doesn't actually come out of the circle in the middle. It's like the top, right?
That's correct. Okay guy, okay, okay, okay
Oh wait a minute. Oh wait, I see with the screen below seems to
Determine if it's like on the circle or not
Oh, thank you.
Well, thank you, Bungalow, just son.
I'm here.
Where is the enemy?
Leave me to the slaughter.
Right ahead, right ahead.
Right over here.
Right, got it.
Got one, got one.
Our APC is just roaming around in the, I guess,
trying to spark people in the hot zone.
Where's he at?
Maybe.
Where's he at, then?
Where are they?
All over.
Don't see any of them.
I'm killin'.
Oh, I see what I see what I'm saying to Billy. Watch out!
Oh, shit.
Okay, he's gonna say you're Billy.
You...
You'll be good.
He's right next to Billy. Right next to Billy. I can't get him.
I do, I do, I do.
I gotta take a look. I'll be right back.
I'm good, I'm good.
Oh, I'm only at 38 health, what the hell?
I gotta be good.
You're not gonna like this pussy.
Yeah!
Oh! Oh!
You're doing good work. You're doing good work.
This is my house!
This is my house!
Do you see that boy? Do you see that girl?
And I was done boys, and I am doing it.
Okay, here we come on the way back.
Beautiful.
You ever get that guy that's outside your house?
Uh, I know I'm packing my bags and packing my ex.
No, I'm taking another look for him.
I'm packing my ex.
I don't see him just yet.
I'm on the prowl.
Get on the prowl.
Oh, God, I got another attack helicopter.
One second.
Helicopter.
I
Let's get a ball back here Bob. I'm back. I'm back. We'll do you see anybody I heard somebody right near me
I'm not seeing nobody yet.
Alright.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Oh.
Going towards.
Oh, I need these bandages.
Oh towards all I need these pantages
That's where I'm getting shot from east somewhere east east side east. I'm pretty easy pretty east
All right, I would have you had to start the shot moving in moving in
Looking for looking for him
to keep us up and push
No take us by it no take us by it
He was bought it
He goes by it take us by it
He was but wait
He goes by it he is by it. He is by it. He is by it's gotta be in here
Or here a little circle back a little circle back little circle trick we're back. Oh, okay
You know what you do if you got it. Oh god, I got another dog fight on me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God
You want to be a pussy
Oh god, it's all good gimmick!
If I die, tell my mom I was cool!
It's kinda funny.
Share the contact information.
I
Want to get 17 points fucking I won't sacrifice my life for Pakistan
This is for you gimmick this one for you what this one for you gimmick
You said it was for Pakistan Pakistan you are Pakistan
There's a lot to process you don't have to think about
Yeah, of course, okay
Just be one, just be one quick second
There's one minute in climactic, but just don't just don't it's just for you gimmick. This is for you
This is for you gimmick
I will save the world
I will save the world
I
Had it go
Soon to be an emotional few state nice to support you great
What did not go according to plan?
It did not go. I'm actually close to you. I can get you up and get you I have nothing my cock and balls on me. Oh
Oh
I see I'm gonna go ahead and kill myself
Just gonna go ahead
Roger that I lock it boys
But you need your best boss. You're dead. That's what matters most is doing
Your mom's contacting for me. She's figure out my mom's contact. I take some time
I
Thought I was really cool
Well, I was really and all and everyone respected me
Tell me that I was my most redeeming trait is that every one everybody had great respect for me
Everyone respected me
I'm lying for a brother in arms. No, it's not a lie. Have everybody respect
every break right right yes oh my god just tell it tell that oh I got to see
your two prism skill bars I'll light your mom just lie to my mom please please
lie oh yeah I got that a long time ago oh yeah cuz it's like level 18 lie
directly to my mom's face and never tell the truth never tell the truth don't
ever tell her don't tell her I've fallen I've fallen I can't tell your mom
anymore I'm dead I can no longer call your mom okay I'm gonna call your mom
then you but are you're dead so here's obviously some
logistical errors and we are thinking up we'll get to the bottom there's the
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
The pieces of it, we just gotta put them together.
The positive, we can...
We can solve this problem.
It's a mystery. It's a mystery.
It's like a mystery.
It's like a mystery.
Oh, we just lost $100,000 in the last hour.
Actually, you can see it.
Only $170,000. We can come back easy.
Okay.
We need to be dragged off
At the hot show blue team somehow is winning actually how the hell is a blue team winning gimmick
I swear to God it's a requirement to be the lobotomize before you join
What what would you say soldier?
Yeah, I'm sunflower bitch fuck you oh
I'll have you corn marshal for that. I love you corn marshal. You lost your you know
You've lost your penis people just why would remove his penis remove his penis now remove this penis now
Okay
Justice got a landmine
Judging Linus, I know he's even
Oh god, he's doing the j-hooks. He's a crazy pilot. He's really good. That was the j-hook that was the j-hook gimmick
I'm never listening to a guy who wants to land the helicopter in the hot zone in the
middle of the round ever again.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
I don't really want to drop in the middle of the hot zone, let alone land at the helicopter with a failed Jayhook
next to a man who had RPG.
That Jayhook was nasty.
That Jayhook was nasty.
But he didn't work.
Well, yeah, but Jayhooks don't make you too many trees.
He didn't scope.
He was a rocket launcher.
He didn't scope the landing area.
Actually, he didn't scope the landing area.
He didn't scope the landing area.
I mean, he was a great pilot, but he's not a great, he's not a great, uh, you know.
I
Need like an accountant to drive I said that guy would be great at analyzing
My god, what is happening tonight mr. Peanut was happening than that
I can do anything
I'm 9 and 10
Get him really close
Aw, super kawaii
Where?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, there's my shoe
All the girls don't feel like this
It ain't no time to get around that
Jax's always got to school and have been like
Jax, it ain't no time to break this
It ain't no time to break this
It ain't no time to break this
I wrote my chapter, stopped school, and I've been locked up
Do you need to go hard on the bank, girl?
It ain't no hard on the bank, girl!
What?!
Why don't we do it?!
I can hear you!
I hear you talking like that, getting everybody proud of
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead, up back, gonna get it touched down, gonna take you out
That's right, put your palm palms down, getting everybody proud of
Pump up, down, round and round, get from the dumpster
Got beat like this, cause it ain't no hard to make it
It ain't no hard to make it
You touch me real quick, don't drop the score, it has to be about the best
It ain't no hardback girl, it ain't no hardback girl
It's funny shit, it's funny shit, it's funny shit, it's funny shit, it's funny shit, it's funny shit, it's funny shit
So that's why they made me a puppy just a principal, a non-student teacher
I am not, I'm jumping out in the second half of the circle this time.
by the way I just realized we stole someone's helicopter and it's not only a helicopter
it is a mini gun helicopter and it's fully loaded with maximum ammo perfect
stealing listen it was unlocked this is a bad neighbor you should be leaving
your helicopter unlocked in this neighborhood now 100% I was wondering
he's the problem got in that copper shopper if you had already bought an
attack shopper kind of it's all my mind this is not my shopper this is this is
not my chopper this is this is someone else's this is someone else is gonna go
better this is a better yes yes yes yes it's gonna go better okay so what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna drop you off right here go ahead
and then I'm gonna take this pussy out watch and learn watch and learn give it
watch it well not watching but I'm ready to learn
Oh
Oh, the church are we going to church is that the plan? Oh, she's got out of the air, but we go to church
Yeah, I can be to the
Oh, it seems like the air. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, I'm kind of far from the church. I just was, I just wasn't sure what the, it doesn't seem like there's anybody here.
It seems like a nude, uh, it's a nude area.
Nude area?
It's a nude area. No, there's nothing here.
Oh, hold on now. I gotta take care of these hooligans in the air.
We're about to lose the blue we got to get to that hot show. Is she gimmick?
Yeah listen Mr. Beanett I don't know what we're taking this one. We've been past three
O-Cockies before this. Sort of a microcosm of the capabilities of a green team.
We have a microcosm of the capabilities of the green team.
We're just trying to strengthen the bubble fights with one good, bad, good, ob-bad.
Of course, the green team, yeah.
It's the superior force.
Oh, the green team is obviously the superior force.
Hundred percent.
It appears maybe we did something wrong and that we're being punished.
We've been assigned sort of...
We have zero green guys in the zone.
You gotta rally the troops or something, boss.
Oh, yeah.
I am gonna do that
About to do that you value troops. Yeah, I'll take care of this last flying guy. You be one second
Head to the troops now. We are head to the troops now. I'm gonna take you this flying pussy
He's a quick little bugger. Oh, he's a he's a quick one. Oh
oh there's two there's two more he's keep coming keep coming and coming
we got much I'm at the tower next to the hot zone
Okay, alright. Okay, alright. Okay, well, I got, okay, I got two guys. It was a fairly
successful run, actually. It was a fairly successful run.
Okay, good, good.
Thank you, thank you. Okay, I'm on my way back.
I'm about to rally the troops.
I'm heading back now. Good buddy. Good buddy. The other troops can be rally by the time I get there. Oh
Yeah, the truth are in fact, I mean rally correct the rallying as we speak the rallying as we speak
Okay, all right. I'm heading back now. We have blue team at 97 point five points
We're gonna have to kind of act quickly here. We don't act quickly. Okay rallying there rallying now
Okay, rally the troops rather choose. I'm on my way back now
It's gonna be a it's gonna be a little bit. It's gonna be just be a little bit of time
I'm on my way back as we speak
Yeah, let's get a little sticky
You have to stop them from getting that last point, but skinner. I will have enough time to get there and rally the truth with you
You're rallying the troops now the troops are there. Oh, they're getting hyped up
Just if you like the troops are very rally like oh, they're hyping up. They're hyping up
Even if we're about to lose like two seconds. Oh the troops rally. We're almost
We were so close dude. They were so rally
Well, I feel like you weren't rallying the troops at all. I was rallying dude. I was rally
I feel like you didn't rally the troops in the slightest. I ran that dude you should have seen it
You should have seen us.
And then a war cry, a speech, everybody, we had like 50 guys on us.
I'm getting word from Starfords that he feels unrallied.
Does anyone else feel unrallied?
Well, Starfords wasn't there.
Starfords wasn't there.
I feel again, we're not rallying the troops at all.
I was rallying the troops.
They were just about to pop.
I'm getting word that a lot of Bungalows are not feeling rallied.
And that's impossible if you're rallying like you said you were.
I was rallying the troops that were there.
You're rallying the troops or not!
Neil, Patrick, Harris, John Stevens, Stephen Stevens, Stephen Stevens II, Stephen Stevens
Jr., Nancy, Sheba, these are the troops.
You're telling me Nancy was rallied?
Nancy was on one dude, you should have seen her.
I don't believe Nancy was rallied in the slightest.
Nancy was lit.
I've spoken with Nancy.
I've spoken with Nancy.
You know what she does on Saturday?
She had a war pay on.
We had a book by Candlelight alone in her house.
You're telling me that one of the first 10 people you were able to rally was Nancy?
That is ridiculous.
Now I've caught you in a lie.
Now I've caught you in a lie.
You didn't hear my speech.
It was a hell of a speech.
It must have been a hell of a speech then.
It was a hell of a speech.
If Nancy was one of the first 10 people rallied.
You know what, let me ask, let me ask, sir, will you rally up your game?
Come to me and I will give you $10,000 each.
What did I just say?
What?
I just talked to Daisy, Nancy's cousin, and she said that she wasn't rallying the slightest,
which means you were doing your job.
Daisy wasn't there.
Daisy was sitting back at the Faw building as usual.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, ridiculous, re-diculous.
Daisy was Nancy rallied.
Also, the server leaks when the, when it,
when it changed the map.
Oh, okay, let's switch areas.
By the way, I just want to let you know,
I talked to Daisy and asked her if Nancy was rallied
and he gave me a stern, stern no, a stern no.
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I don't know what you're, all I'm saying
is the people that were there were fired up,
red in the face, people started stripping down nude
and naked on all fours.
And we were all, we all threw our guns in the bushes,
cast our clothing aside, shaved head to toe,
not a hair on our bodies.
And we started ripping through the force on all fours.
if we had just had 30 more seconds it would have been I mean you're gonna tell me those
people aren't rally you're gonna tell me 49 other people nude hairless ripping through
the forest at like 20 21 miles per hour that's not a rally if that's not a rally I mean I
I don't know. Wait, I don't know. What do I know?
What if that's not rallied? I don't know what that is.
OK. All right, they were rallied.
They were rallied. OK. That's right.
Are you in my game? No.
Why not? I am now. I am now. I know.
Let me know if you get on the green game.
All right. Don't fall for the propaganda, peanut.
OK, you know what? I think they're right.
I think I don't think you know what?
Call me a skeptic. I don't think Nancy cast her clothes aside dropped her guns and was running through all fours of the forest
I simply don't believe that Nancy
Started a snorkeling block as an accountant. She reads books by candlelight in her free time alone if she goes to a party
She's the one with the cup but in her mind and a hand in the corner not speaking to anyone
And you're telling me Nancy stripped her clothes off dropped a gun and ran through the forest on all fours
That's right. That's the evil you're trying to sound me right now.
Yep. Not just her.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Not just her either.
Wait, are you...
Are you February?
Are you in?
Yeah, I should be automatically in your group because I auto-join groups.
Are you February? Is that your name?
Probably. I can't tell because I'm buying my kid...
No, let's fucking run!
Yeah
That's what you're hearing. Listen. That's what you're hearing. Listen. That's what you're hearing. That's what you're hearing.
Come out with your hands up.
Extro, give it to ya. Fuck, wait for you to get it on your own. Extro, deliver to ya.
Knock, knock, open up the door, the spell. Put the knock, stop, pop out and stay in the still.
Oh god, fucking, oh god, too prevalent.
No hard getting busy with it.
We could have lost my shit!
LET'S FUCKING RUN!
OOOOOOOH
Oh, I should lock level 3 armor and level the helmet.
I should not have been thinking around all ass game.
I don't have enough money to unlock both of them.
Oh my god. Listen, listen.
I'm going to make a real gamble here.
Get a real gamble.
I was getting a sippy zip. What do we do?
I'm going to have a real gamble here.
A real gamble.
Oh, hit me. Hit me.
I spent all my money on locking level 3 armor.
I cannot die.
I cannot die.
Is that a general level unlock?
I must because I just turned level 60
Well, I'm level 52. Not too far behind
I'll lose it
Sorry, buddy. If you want to play in the big leagues, you gotta have uh, gotta have a uh, you know level 3 armor
Okay, I now have $13,000
Ooh, that was a mistake. You have to the way the night's been going
Soldier
You are in trouble. I'm in trouble
Soldier
Soldier you're gonna need that we're gonna need a lock in here. We're yeah, we're gonna need a lot
I need a lock in we're gonna need a lock in
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna revive a hundred guys and kill a hundred guys this life
I'm actually looking at my games. Okay. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I really haven't been lucky
I'm lucky our kid is worse than all the money we have. We got lucky boys
Oh, I don't have a parachute.
Oh, I'm still thinking about it.
Oh, go back, go back!
But I'm gonna lock in this round.
That would have been not...
Not a good way to do that.
I think I...
You know, like, the muck of this remind me, I forgot my parachute.
That would have been the end of me.
Oh, my God, how do you forget your parachute?
That would have been... I could not imagine.
I could not imagine.
I'm actually locking in. I'm actually locking in.
Okay, well, the helicopter took off while I was leaving.
My parachute.
Oh
Well, you'll you can still lock in just a little bit of a delay
Wingman P my sister said thanks P. She loves peanuts with white teeth and hates hutch
Yeah, I hate hutch too
wait my ex-wife sister says thanks wait hold on no problem no problem good luck
out there team that's the same guy from before by the way good look out there
keep good luck out there big man I see I see what you do it I do
Hmm
Oh, oh this island sash what things
Where's close see you start calling close again
I was hoping to play some Valhalla tonight try it out, but he's just he's just ignoring me. I'd
Okay, so I yeah, no I am officially blocked I am officially blocked
Okay, all right, okay, we'll play Valhiem tomorrow
We'll play some Valhiem tomorrow out with Mr. Cloak. We'll see what's crack-a-lacking on the Valhiem front
I just won V5 the whole squad.
Incredible.
And I'm dead.
And there was a sixth.
And there was a sixth.
Yeah, there's a sixth.
Not even a week and we're already talking about other games.
Just as I play multiple games, I mean, I hate the games. I'm not currently playing.
I have plenty of games I love, but I'm playing War Dogs right now.
It's a new game. Okay, please God, don't kill me, please. Just do it. Just do it kill me.
I
Please I can't lose this kid, please I have no money
Well, I died one V five turns out it was one V six that'll happen at a lap and boss
We're saved. We're saved. I am on my way back though any moment now. I'm alive. I'm alive
We've been dropping any minus Northwest boys, right?
like any belly buttons
you see him boss do you see him
you see you see oh
he's a little shy
he's just a little shy
he's something he doesn't want to talk to you
he's afraid to
I
Who don't know we think I go
I
See if you're you'll be back cuz I don't want to move out without you cuz I'm gonna die
I'm in a helicopter right now. I bought a helicopter and the controls. I think I did my controls invert
Maybe what they just
Okay, I'm giving under heavy fire. That's another haley down
I need your support immediately!
Oh, God!
Yeah, yeah, I'm...
I'm gonna be there any...
We're taking us moving in from the southeast!
Oh, God, you're...
I'll be there soon, surely.
Okay, hold on now, wait a minute.
Hold on, please, hold on, please, hold on!
Jesus Christ!
Whoo close one
Okay, yeah, I got a three
Little bit of packing you should press shit with ADSE for more stable shot. Is that a thing?
Hold on is it is it like a whole breath function? Oh my god, there is
Why didn't you tell me this a week ago?
Fuck yourself.
Actually, fuck yourself and not take me then.
Ride!
Bip!
I'll push you, I'll push you!
Oh, okay, okay, never mind, I'm just gonna lay here for a second.
Lay here for a second.
Give me some, some, little, some, some.
Give me, where are you immediately?
I am finally in a heli-functioning helicopter, heading towards the zone.
A heli-functioning helicopter, huh?
I gotta try and get my helicopter, the controls are messed up, I crashed immediately, another guy lands, he crashes immediately, a third guy comes down, he crashes immediately, I swear dude, there's some kind of...
I'm gonna stand up for myself. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm coming. I'm coming.
She got a lot of these, these fools. These hooligans.
Is he still on the left side or did you get that guy?
Did you get the guy on the left side?
Hey, weird, weird, weird.
What's the situation?
The situation is dire, the situation is dire.
Feel me in, I'll go buy the smokes.
They're buying the smokes over there, they're buying the smokes.
Oh, that's where I 1v5'd.
Really?
This is the same, yeah, they probably got all their guys up.
Let's see if he's still up.
We gotta get back in there, boys!
This is where it all happened.
Oh no.
This is where it all happened.
Is this you? What the hell?
Where do you- I think it's- I think it's- I think it's- I think it's so fast.
I- I-
You're a quick little bug, aren't ya?
No, really, it took me- that was the fourth helicopter.
Took me to just get out of the main base.
This is actually-
It's a ghost town now.
Oh, they're on the roof.
OH MY GOD!
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I told you I'm locked in, don't worry.
Thank you, thank you.
You have time to lock in, because I'm locked in.
Okay, okay.
There's time kind of nervous.
I take care of you, don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Other peanuts can take care of you.
I see, we infiltrate that building.
There's another guy on the roof on the roof on the roof right right there. Oh, no, I almost had a shot
Oh, no, but I didn't quite I'm pushing it. I'm pushing. Okay. Yeah, push it. Yeah push it real good
So wait, but should I push it to the limit you push it to the limit?
Give it get inside get inside
My god, it's about three business days to amen. So I'm not gonna be too good here
I
Anywhere
Give me why you dead
Something is here this games here registry has got to be the worst in Tarkov
You can tell me what happened. I'll come help you there's guys all over the roof
How many guys she like
That's at least three. I love it. Oh boys. I'm gonna get it
Oh, we're not I'm gonna eat this bitch out
Nice nice, okay. Oh our teams dying all around
How what are you are you hitting guys like a thousand times and they're not dying yes
I know dude see I'm not crazy what the hell is going they've got out just horrible
I will I would be I was shooting him in the toes which are not where the vital
organ guy I didn't see what you saw I didn't hit him a lot of times green was
hang oh my god they looted me i've got an ak right now really oh there we go
there's my gliel we're back
I
Need a heel. I'm just doing a light heel tasteful. We're winning. We're absolutely dominating right now. So all as well
We really are
Yes, oh 24 point Arunis. Oh, we're doing great
You guys have huge backpacks. Oh my goodness. This is why we were killing him. Look at all his stuff
Oh
Is
The three armor was that is that level four level two and four level two if you need to swap
Good, I'm just trying to figure out
There's nothing to figure out, you know, there's nothing to figure out
Just a heinous situation
I'm unpacking the other Magwurst, you know you get some ammo I get some ammo
I got two stacks of any buddy
Get your pockets ran jibbed on a sack of food you got two two stacks of 80 as well
Yeah, right you're capping food you're capping
Three stacks you're capping goofy. Ah, no dude. I'm this is no cap wait. That's no cap. That's no cap
Really no cap
It's no cabin. Oh my god, come people, come people, come people.
Oh shit dude, 100 people, 100 people!
Oh my god, I crouched right into the rail.
This guy got me with a double barrel shotgun.
47 and 49 damage with a double barrel shotgun from like 60 yards away.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
Do we get, do we get, do we get, I got you, I got you.
There's only one left.
There's only three meters away.
This guy one tapped me with a double barrel
We got killed all except for one guy with the rocket launcher. Oh, yeah, we are you
Give me what do you do over here?
silly gimmick what are you doing over here
I should have packed some bags now
oh mr snowmobile is one good man good a man
and mr silly bubble is one good man good a man
You see to my boy, you see to my boy
See at 1.4 million if you want a money man at your disposal, how much you get 1.4 bitches
How much you get 1.4 bitches
Little suggestion for you little suggestion for you, huh?
We'll sell something to ponder for a moment. Well, we'll something to think about for just a second
Okay, all right gimmick I'm good to go
All right, we get it. Oh, we did not get all the guys down there by the way
They mean reviving each other. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think
I'll see you when I was
I was with that smoke
Yeah, yeah, smoke
Yeah, but, but think about it, see, there are two guys that gave up on those backpacks
Why would they give up if there was somebody in the smoke with them?
Oh, I did kill one guy, maybe that was the last guy's
I killed one, that might have been their last guy
But why would that guy be in front of the smokes, unless he's
He might have thrown them, and then I killed them, and they all gave up
That's probably what happened
The end. The end of their story.
Oh, the end. Oh, my God.
It's the end of their story.
Okay, let's leave.
Okay, come on.
Come with the team leader. Come with the team leader. Come on.
Come with the team leader. I'm here.
Dude, okay.
What?
If the shotguns are that good, we have got...
We've got to do a double shotgun slug round at some point.
100%.
We don't need the team leader. Don't need the team leader.
Get scooters.
Got him? One down?
Getting in position. I was just getting in position.
Getting in position.
Get for short. I was get I was get.
Not to be getting in.
I think you're talking about a game getting in mandatory position.
Oh, that's what I was looking at.
I was trying to think of a word to start with him.
Not to be confused with getting in mandatory position,
but just getting in position.
Get you can give us you would start with M.
Well, you got me here by the side.
one that would work. He's low, he's low, he's low. I hit him in the head once. Push into
the red. You go get the guy. I'm gonna get this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, he's
not behind that truck. What? He's over there. And we're done. He was in fact behind a van.
Not a truck.
Oh!
Whoa!
I was a fan of a truck!
You said it was on that truck and it was a truck right in front of us, so I go to the
truck and get snatched!
You and I, the other truck!
That's a van!
That's a van!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Kill yourself.
In the game, of course, we get back to the base.
You know what? I'm gonna mail you some flashcards.
I'm gonna mail you a flash drive with my feeders on it.
Car.
Oh man, I don't need to sell that shit immediately.
I'm gonna sell that at my earliest convenience.
That sliding's real tonight. Yeah honestly dude, I kinda wanna go back there.
That really was a van.
In my memory, I thought it was a truck.
Was that a truck or a van, guys?
I'll get it back.
Uh-huh.
Van, he was behind the truck and then behind a van.
Now, see, now I'm just being-
I was looking at the truck the whole time,
and you couldn't have gone back to the van.
I was looking at your dump truck the whole time,
and I got distracted.
That's when I died.
You were bouncing around. You were jiggling around.
That's what happened. That's why we died.
Let me tell you something real clear here and I hope you understand.
It's time to lock in Mr. gimmick. I have 31,000 dollars.
I started today with 350,000 dollars.
I have nothing! I have nothing!
I have nothing and no one and no one likes me!
And no one likes me!
And what and we forgot to jump
Yeah, the bull go yeah, just one more just one more swipe on by and we'll be out of your hair
Are you what we were three or chat back here kind of forgot what's going on, okay?
All right, there's at least the driver's understanding
We're going to get him.
Drive to an understanding man.
A good man.
A good man.
Very good man.
A very good man.
All right, I'm jumping in.
Three, two, one.
All right, thank you, sir.
Is this an enemy base I'm landing on?
No, I think that's our base.
So there's a base right here, this hotel.
Oh.
Wait, is this an enemy base?
Let's go into a leak.
To take a leak?
I'm sorry, man.
I got a T on their wall, man.
Oh, that's a good idea.
I've never seen it coming!
I've never seen it coming, I've never seen it coming!
Ooh, a piss on the walls, a piss on the walls!
Dude, I got one in the chamber. I'll take a little...
Oh, hell yeah!
A little poop to scoop, right on the right...
A little poopy-scoopy?
Right outside their board.
They all get on riled up.
Oh, they're gonna be paged right outside their walls,
and then they slip on it like a banana peel.
Ooh!
Ooh!
God, dude.
Do it do it right next to their bathrooms too just so they know that we could have done
Just right next to me. Ah, there you like to get in there anytime this week
Well, I thought we were gonna go pee on the wall
So I left and then I heard shots. I'm coming back and I'm working my way up the stairs
Yeah, um and to answer your question. Yes, there's enemies in the enemy base. I know this could be soccer for you
So make sure you're sitting down, but there are yes. In fact enemies in the enemy base a
A quick revive would do wonders. Thank you, Mr. Coffee. Thank you. You're a good man. You're a good man, Mr. Coffee.
I got the guy. I got the gun.
Vaz, Vaz! Orban, styphan, flug, and floggin!
I'm takin' this shit is my fault.
You take it, take it!
You take it, you take it!
That's just take it take it you slut take it
Oh, that's a great name
That's a great name. Oh my god. How'd you do that on the fly?
It was just it came to me. I let it I let inspiration take hold
There's multiple people shooting at me from down below
No one seems to be dying at all no one seems to die in the slightest
The guy with a by that tractor oh, I see him I see him and don't tell me that's not
Because I'm not a fucking farmer. I don't know. I don't know what it is
I
Stractor ish
I know what you're talking about. It's tractor-adjacent. It's probably not a tractor. You're right, but it's tractor ish
Those we're not saying that's what matters most because we're that's what we're doing. That's what we got
Now there was a van
Have you worry? Oh
I got my god, I can't eat the broad side of a barn right now
There's still this guy. I'm going to single fire. Well, there's a bunch of guys over on where
My marker right here there
You see him right
Oh
Come on give it to us we have places to be people to see places to be people to see come on guys
All of me get follow me boys
Oh, you know what he just having big magazines decrease the time it takes to bring it up to your face
It doesn't say that but another video game definitely notice it the big mags are a lifesaver, dude
They are a life saver. I just feels like it just feels like
My gun was going quick into my face earlier. I
Don't know maybe I mean that would make sense
Surely would make sense, but I am a big believer in the big mags
It's your great. Yeah, but you know
You'll cross 3 pp
We will by if you think it's going to be a little quicker
Give me what?
Come with me. We have to get to that circle. We're going to do a white flank to it
I should go to a left flank to it
Okay, I'm literally right behind you
Hey, but be quicker. Be quicker about it
Wait, want me to sprint in front of you?
Yes
I think there's a guy right here. I just heard a shot. You hear that?
Oh, they see an APC?
Big God, no one has changed yet. I mean, I don't think I can just I don't know if I can deal with that. I
Don't know if I can deal with everybody having
What she takes it's the armor. We know the armor doesn't decrease. It does it doesn't say it does
There's armor decrease. I don't know your thing
You know
Oh wait, oh it's my way
I got to get lighter.
I'm infiltrating enemy territory?
I'm also infiltrating enemy territory.
It's a double, possible triple infiltration.
There's guys right outside this wall.
Oh shi-
Oh god.
Oh, somebody's holocaustic is going on.
Oh
What the hell is going on here?
Well, I see guy over there
I don't know
Cuz I don't know what's going on. There's a lot going on
I mean do a left and flake on a left and flake you're saying left or a left or flag
Left oh
Well, okay, that was a necessary a left turn flank on you know what a left turn flank is
Under heavy fire I'm gonna fire you're under heavy fire. We're under heavy fire
The right here in the shitty town. They're in the shitty town. I'm on ground level
Got one going
Nice nice nice. There's still one here. I hear me loading. Oh, I'm getting sniped of course
Push up. Push up
Nice
Which way was scared? Don't you worry, puppy's gonna take care of you.
Puppy's gonna take care of you, okay?
Puppy's got you, do you...
You mean puppy, you mean puppy?
Oh, I believe...
And although there's snipers on...
Covering both sides of that road.
Oh, okay.
Alright, puppy's gonna take care of you.
Get up, soldier, get up, get up, get up, get up!
Get up, get up, get up!
Oh, how's he gonna...
Oh, get in the house, get in the house!
Oh, it's a lot of house doing, he's right there, that thing!
Right in front of you, right in front of you!
Little bit of packing. By the way, gimmick, if I can have some bandages, you see some
please?
Okay, well, uh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, I got ya, I got ya.
There's a man in the house opposite of the road that we were fighting last time.
Okay?
That's what he is.
Okay, and on the other side as well.
Gimmick, if you die right now, I am triple circumcising you. Do not die.
I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die.
Good lad, good boy's lad.
I see no point.
I see no purpose in that.
And, okay, alright.
Well, I was gonna be saved, but then he died.
He's still in that house, so I can subscribe.
You're looking right at the house.
I know.
I saw him.
Uh, mother flash, but I didn't see him.
Okay, I got that guy.
Come, come, come, come, come!
Problem is, there's guys all around me right now.
have no effect on you perfect so what I'm gonna do now is kill myself there we
go double kill after death good work I gotta improve I gotta improve something
I I gotta improve something here give me one quick second take your time take
your time I grenade it I had the grenade in my hands I knew I didn't have
enough time to switch back to my gun so I just threw a grenade at my feet
You're a devious dog you're a devious dog I almost stopped carrying the
defibrillator maybe even though I think he had a ton of money yeah I'm gonna try
the M4 again here I know it's the right call it's just I use the mags
it's like an SMG how quickly you blow through a mag is that quicker wait I
I can't tell if it's quicker or not.
I feel like that's quicker.
That's quicker.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
No.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay, I'm good. Okay. Good to go. I'm good to go. Oh, we got we got
Almost ready
You ready the 50 round mags, okay ready to rip. I don't I don't we going Bob. I don't know that
I got BTR, I got BTR. I'm heading in. Let's get to that circle boss. The blue team thinks
they're all this and that, but they ain't no holoback girl. They ain't no holoback
girl like us. We're holoback girls. You come out. I do consider myself a holoback girl.
Do you want to holoback girl? Oh yeah. A holoback girl is a dangerous creature that roams northern
in Canada looking for food they're not herbivores they crawl on all force and
kill their prey with their teeth they eat lions even lions in northern Canada
it's like Nancy like Nancy like Nancy Nancy Nancy though was a Satanist she
would kill a lion with her teeth and then like sacrifice its blood to the
okukulu the demon lord no you misinterpreted she's not a Satanist
She's a sadist.
Oh, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
Now, you really like other people's pain.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I wish she was here.
I wish she was not here.
She was confused with a sadist.
Oh, no.
Oh, god.
Wait.
No, I just got a text from Nancy.
She said she was not a sadist.
She's Santy.
Santy Claus?
Santy lady.
That's my Santy lady.
Sandy lady paint me a dream make me
That I've ever seen
Sandy lady
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen the sea you know honestly dude. I don't know why
Nancy
Would want to make him the cutest that she's ever seen because that's body shaming
Well, unless you're into fat bitches, of course, then, you know, whatever, but like, what if you're one of the cutest we've ever seen is like a ripped guy and he's got a six pack and your body shaming anybody who doesn't really cute.
That's more like handsome. Oh, handsome. Yeah. Handsome. Handsome. Handsome. Handsome. You know, that makes sense. That makes sense for sure.
sense for sure. Oh, you know what? I actually don't have a D-Fim anymore. I'm saying I need
that D-Fim. I honestly, I don't, oh, now I've got my fighting device.
Okay. Yeah, I just killed a guy right behind you. How are we doing?
Not great. Not great. I feel like I'm not, I feel like, I feel like there's a chance
that I'm not, I'm not good.
No, you're just not locked in. You're just not locked in.
You're not locked in. I guess where it is. I guess where it is
You know what you know what I'll bring less Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust
Yeah, I'm fighting
Mini men mini men mini men mini men mini men mini men
Let's do it. Where's Jeff upon me?
many many
We don't we need lack of assistance.
Give it, please, please.
Oh, I got him, got him, got him.
Oh, God, please.
Oh, please, drop me. I'm more handsome than him.
I'm sexy.
Receive, receive, receive.
Bagel, are you fucking reviving me with your hands right now, Mr. Bagel?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
The chances someone comes around this corner with a baseball bat are astronomical Mr.
Bale.
Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, all the things I'm gonna do to you.
Oh, the things, oh, Mr. Bale, let me out of Mr. Bale.
Thank you, Mr. Bale, thank you.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
You're way more sexy.
Holy cannoli, dude, it's hot, it's hot, careful.
Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, I'm gonna look down
the hill.
We got the hill again. There's a lot of smoke lot of smoke. That means I'm behind us behind us
Which direction which direction which direction right here? Okay, I got it right here. Okay, I got it
Come on. Go on
Got it. I got one two. Oh, no. I'm not I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. I
Have gotten my shit pushed in
I got I would love some medical services if you would love to lend a hand
I
Think you think you
Give it to you. I have a respirator. Are you
No, no, he's using his hands and you're helped up with a respirator
Thank you sir thank you
little bit of healing, little bit of healing, little bit of healing
oh, we got pp back out now
got one, oh god
Jesus, cool
oh dude, I need to pick him back so bad
He's 30 round.
Let's see more tango shoot.
Let's see more tangos.
Got a tango guy.
I'm moving in.
I'm moving in.
I'm able to get to the enemy territory.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Shoot like right here
Little bit of healing a little bit of healing
Well back where we
Going going that guy had a lot of kills. I just got $5,000
Oh
fortune
I'm pushing that house. They just killed that guy. Oh my god
There's a man! There's a man! In the house to the east! House to the east!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Lewis!
You alive? You- oh you're alive. Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
Okay.
Gotcha!
There's still a guy in the house to the east. Watch house to the east.
Roger, Roger. I'm clearing this house.
That they've been in this-
That game
Don't listen to that's red propaganda propaganda
You can tell if they're really red guys by finger pop of their assholes
It's a test it's a test
Okay, we go
You got one in that east house. There's still another one
See your team not try to not moving in
I'm gonna push it. I'm gonna push it. You push it real good
I'm gonna get to the wall. Yeah, I see push I see push up as well
What are those guys talking about back there?
What do you think?
Probably just dinner.
I saw him do the ceiling.
Did the sound of your bullet casing hitting the floor?
There's still another one.
There's highly hidden.
Yeah, I got him.
Oh, no.
There's highly hidden.
Did you hear that?
What are we doing?
What are we talking about?
Every individual case of the bullet casing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are we talking about every individual case of the bullets that you were shooting was hitting the ground and making a distinct different noise
I was kind of crazy. That's got a that's got a crazy. That's sensational
Attack chopper
And it got no hurt!
Would you like to help with your Microsoft computer gimmick?
Yes.
Alright, I should be able to help you.
Wait, oh that's an attack counter!
Yes it is.
None of them have it!
Oh, I'm inside! I'm inside! I'm inside! Right from where we came from! Right from where we came from!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
No!
We're getting hammered right now.
Where is that guy? What?
Oh, he was mortared.
That makes sense.
That makes sense. That actually makes a lot of sense.
Are they helping you up?
They're helping you up.
There's a guy to the northeast in the Shanty Town.
I repeat, Shanty Town.
Where's Shanty's our song?
Shanty Town, boys!
Shanty town east, north east!
Shanty town, shanty town!
Oh ho ho ho, I just don't care.
I live for me.
I bathe in ice-crub, and I shave all my hair.
When I'm on the seas, I just don't care.
Oh ho ho ho, I just don't care.
Shanty town, shanty town.
Oh, gosh, yeah.
I'm pushing.
I heard another structure there was.
We're winning we are winning blue team only has nine guys and red team only has ten guys the zone. We got 31
We're cooking we are cooking
What would you do with the drunken sailor what would you do with a drunken sailor?
What would you do with a drunken sailor?
It's early in the morning
What would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor, what would you do with a drunken sailor,
Clip
What you have eat ammo?
No, my man was full in the gun clip. Oh
No, you said guns jam right? Yeah, but you might just I had to give the chamber
Why is the animations not just force the chamber reload that's
If that's what happened, I'm just literally suing
I'm literally suing the company like
get calm that's only reasonable that's
only reasonable like why would not just
force animation to change your way
which is what I push up with your budget
my babies I'm a baby I'm head back I'm
head back oh that was a kid that was a
great run okay what a terrible way to
God, excellent, excellent, excellent.
Mr. gimmick, I need immediate recesses to cessation.
Can you get that for me?
I'm in.
Yeah.
We'll be there in 10, 15 minutes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's got a double pillow shotgun over it take us is here
I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I'm gonna die. I got no help
You would not believe what I just came up
little, little, little, little doozy, little sub-sub, little sub-sub.
You think I should not kill myself?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll kill you, boys!
I don't know if that 2X actually improves the ADS at all, boys.
I don't know.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna drop...
Wait, how heavy is it to facilitate it?
2.6 kilograms?
That seems like a lot of kilograms.
That's a lot. I mean, it's a...
I mean, a D-Fib is heavy. Have you ever held a D-Fib?
I mean, I'm not sure how...
I've never held a D-Fib. No, I'm not a doctor.
Are you a doctor?
No, I'm a doctor and you're a doctor.
I'm a doctor too?
You're a doctor.
Dude, the armor's 10.5 kilograms.
Uh, something terrible just happened to me.
You're a doctor?
You're going to level 2?
I don't know.
I want level 3 armor.
I just, I don't know how to have a defibrillator without being a fat bitch, you know what I'm
saying?
Yeah, yeah, that's a trade off.
That's why I'm a respirator man myself.
That's why you're going broke too.
No, defibrillator is making you tons of money.
You're wrong about that, chief.
You know what?
I'm just gonna be a fat bitch.
You're probably actually right about that.
I'm just gonna be a fat bitch.
I don't care.
Oh my god.
I'm a surgeon.
You're a surgeon, Seth.
There are so many guys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, are you a surgeon?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You're a cock and large surgery for the low.
I've heard that if you sting your genitals with tons of bees,
your penis will increase in size permanently.
You know that? That's actually the true thing I've heard.
Should I try it? Maybe yeah, maybe
All right, what if I try it and I'll get back to you. You try and get back to me try to that be for sure
The dude is swelling, but it's 100% words. Yeah, that yeah
so permanent
law permanent
Permanent genitalia increase and you know what I beg you it doesn't just work for guys
I bet if you wanted like a big pussy or something it would still work
I can't test that one. Oh
Why not?
Well, just just my logical restrictions
Oh, no, I've got you bastard. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know. He's a fool.
There's a fool.
Dude, are there a ton of guys near you?
Hey, idiot! Ah! It was one guy, but I killed him.
Ah, beautiful. Come to my body. There's so many dudes here. It's an absolute feast.
Your body? Many dudes? Feasting?
that's right that you heard me I'm on the way
oh no oh no hey how you doing all right I might just I might just get up here
I might just have to get it all right. I'm reset. I'm gonna kill myself
No, what I just did it. I'm head back to the base. We go together. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Okay, all right, come on boss, let's you move it. Let's you move it. We want our own chopper
So to you saving some money getting this one, okay
Yeah, I've got 57,000 dollars. I might be a ton of money.
We're the kill leaders in the server.
Really?
Yeah, well, one of us has more kills than the other one,
but one of us is first and one of us is second.
Whoa!
Yeah, I had the most kills in the whole server, except for...
Well, second most kills in the whole server.
What up, Mr. Wallace?
Whoa!
Oh, this is the round we needed to take.
Oh, God bless.
God bless! God speed!
There were slow ADSs due to the pitch of the scope.
I should have stopped looking at it.
Oh, wait, the scope, look at this.
It says...
Oh, this is the round we needed.
Minor ADS speed improvements.
This is the round...
I'm just gonna save our scope.
I don't know what would make it slower.
I think this thing is making me slower.
It's all... wait, hold on.
Oh
Look at that if your medium weight ADS time is plus five percent of your heavy weight, it's plus 14 percent
I jump by the way, I jump this is this is the hot spot right here. Oh, I'm coming
Helicopter hit me on the way out
Where you at still here? I'm just on the other side is you were close
way. I'm telling you, all this like slow ADS and heavy bull crap makes you want to switch
back to the SMGs. I remember the SMGs, you just whip that gun up to your eye in half
a second. Oh yeah, I don't know, yeah I never really used it so I can't. They are nice,
They are nice.
How does that guy do it out of here?
He's got my building.
Oh, there's their area that took down three.
Stop your crying.
It's the time of the time it ends.
I'm going back to the SMG. I'm going back to the SMG. I've had enough. I've had about
enough. You know what? I'm even going to keep myself light. I'm going to keep myself light.
I'm going to be whipping around out there. You come out. I'll be whipping around. Mr.
Mr. Light.
Sheesh, dude.
You better start investigating death notes.
You're just gonna be so light. You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what that means at all.
You better start writing in the death note.
I don't know what that means at all.
Yeah!
Yeah, or whatever.
Yeah!
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Yeah!
You feel like you're gonna be...
Oh yeah, whatever
My light is a feather
Okay, I'm medium
Which obviously get extra stuff anyways cuz like whatever I'm already medium
These are just stay in the medium realm. Everything is gonna be chill
Yeah, that sounds right. If you get an M249 and you like plant somewhere, I feel like maybe heavy, but if you're moving, I mean, we're moving.
Oh my God. We're shakers and shakers. Look out. Oh my God. Oh, and we're Trinsepis. Oh my, look at that. Look at that boys.
boys. Oh. Oh.
That is snappy. That is snappy. Let me get a parachute.
The parachute made me happy.
Oh, you didn't wait. Yes, yes, you did.
Get in from the sky over!
Hmm.
Hmm.
We're about to win this.
Oh, hey, guys! Oh, I'm gonna go!
I let ride!
Hmm.
You use it, you'll use it, you'll lose it when you jump, you're gonna use it, you'll use it more on.
Not a more on.
You gotta get into the battle.
I've got a war line.
I didn't say anything about me.
If your parents hurt me, congratulations, you hurt me deeply.
When you use your parents, it goes away forever.
Well, yeah. Yes, that's true.
So, it won't be on my body making me heavy.
Right.
You're a genius, Peter.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I was being too late a port.
I still got $28,000.
That's a respectable number.
That's a very respectable...
That's a fort, Peter.
Right there, bitch.
This is it, I'm going in.
I'm doing it!
Go with him, baby!
Where are they?
Show me the enemy!
Leave me to the slaughter.
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
We're the winners!
A-HEY!
Oh, baby!
Dude, the sufficient amount for...
That it makes that it makes that puppy purr
That puppy purr, huh that puppy purr. I I did that message 66,000 dollars
I made a bit something like that too. That's a good that's a respectful about that's a very respectful amount
Looks like I
Ended up in that first place. Let me see
Yo, kill oh
Yeah, but I'm above you
Well, not money maybe, but not on kills.
Who's this August pussy?
I don't know.
Well,
Oh, Mr. Goat, you fucking...
Not even August anymore.
Fuck, it's boy-good-man-good-a-man!
And Mr. Squirrelbob, what's this boy-good-man-good-a-man?
Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy.
66k, that's a lot of crab-ran-goon.
Oh, so that's a fully-attotic crab-ran-goon.
You know what that no no restaurant in Texas as king crab
Why I don't know I don't know I was like a month ago. I was good to get some crap
But I'm really bad at picking them apart. So I think it's gonna get a little
Uh-huh, and I called like ten of us and he didn't have me it's illegal here or something
Maybe it's like a like a
Religion thing battle between the monarchies like they don't they don't accept that the crab is king. Oh
Oh, you have the usurper crab on the menu. Oh
Yeah, the yeah the rebel crab
Yeah, the rebel crab. I do not know it's going to use that factory to see factory through king crab
the true king crab
Mm-hmm.
McDonald's doesn't have a king crab.
McDonald's doesn't have ribs, which is basically crab.
Who's he but thank you?
Got any thoughts on that? Say that again? Say that again? No, thank you. No, thank you. What the king crab?
King crab?
What? What are you talking about?
Wait, what? Should we switch servers?
I don't think we need to.
You think so?
I mean, unless it leaked, oh, when the map changes, it might leak.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
Quick, quick, quick. We have to hide the screen as soon as the...
100%, 100%, yeah.
Dude, we have not been dealing with stream ciphers.
This is actually working. There's like no stream ciphers.
It's a little I mean that was an action-packed one the flow is definitely different
I mean I would say listen
I'm not encouraging stream sniping but there are some benefits to the stream snipers servers for sure
You always get a revive
You always get a revive it's action-packed even if it's a little frustrating because they're coming from all sides on you
But but it's it's action-packed
You know, it's it's a lot of fun and you can really get a Zerg together very easy
You push the hot zone with the with the stream sniper Zerg. I mean everybody's locked in on the same pace
It's a little more scatterbrained, but it's kind of nice. It's kind of nice. You know, maybe sometimes we
Tastefully leak the server and sometimes we don't
Are you in the game body? Oh
No
Well now it's full what I want to be it's not false not fall. Yeah, but the green team is
27 while the blue the red team is 23
So that's going to be impossible to join.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm going over here.
I'm going to a different place.
A much more whimsical, magical place.
A place of whimsy.
A child like whimsy.
Wimsy in?
Oh, that's the best kind of whimsy.
Adult whimsy is not nearly as whimsy.
Yeah, no.
That's like Gerald over at Target.
And he's he's talking about his model train collection and you just there to get some milk and cigarettes and go back home
Yeah, I guess technically that's whimsy, but it's just not doing it. Yeah, I see Gerald listen
I'm happy for you. I'm happy that you have it like a thing you're doing that's for you
And I enjoy but I I'm I want to go home. I want to go home. I have my milk
I have my cigarettes. I want to go home. I mean it's time for me and then Gerald's lips on his cock and aisle seven and
You're looking around. It's also tells me about a whimsy
Not the right kind not the right kind of emcee kind of way absolutely not
So I go to the manager naturally and the manager who I thought would help me he webs out his cock and starts
Helicoptering with Gerald and they have this like chant. They do we're Gerald and the manager word Gerald and the manager
We were about our cocks. We had a copter in aisle seven
And it was like a thing they do or something and that's what I knew that I had to get out of there
I had to just get out of there because it wasn't what am I supposed to do?
Sometimes you got to go sometimes you gotta go
Sometimes you've got to go what I say is if you if you're not invited
Lave and they did not invite me to join the general manager cockpicking out
Are you in the game so I can unhide my screen? Yes? I mean
Uh-huh.
It's what you're hearing.
Listen.
It's what you're hearing.
Listen.
It's what you're hearing.
Come out with your hands up!
Oh, God. I'm fucking...
Oh, God, I'm too fussy.
It's a blood pressure!
Motherfuckin' gonna fry
Do we gonna roll?
Do we let it pop?
Don't let it go!
What?
He's gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
He's gon' give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
BOOM
UGHH
RUUUIDE
Missy, Missy, Missy, have you already taken off in a copter?
No, they're all gone
Oh
I'm just sittin' here
Oh
Wait, are you...
EEEEEEEEEEEE
Uh, join my squad, but make sure that stuff is off before you hit a sca-
I'm not joining your squad. Oh, you don't deserve me in your squad
You deserve nothing you deserve nothing and no one
Oh, yeah
Yeah, okay
Sorry, I didn't mean to assume. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's okay. Oh, that's okay
Well, you change your mind though.
I've changed my mind.
Where are you?
Oh, thank goodness.
I am oak.
Kilo one.
Kilo one?
Uh-huh.
I'm in, I'm in.
Your name is Lemon?
Really?
Oh, you're cursed.
I'm cursed.
You're killing me.
It's gonna be a horrible round.
It's gonna be the worst round of my lives.
Oh, you're cursed.
You're killing me.
You're cursed.
You're cursed.
You're cursed.
You're cursed.
You're cursed.
Oh, yeah, you oak is you yeah, I'm oak. Oh, this is weird dude. This is weird
I'm lemon. Yeah, you're your lover
You're for a fluffy hot kiss
Brotherly kiss doesn't make you a lover. All right, yeah, brotherly kiss is always appropriate in any situation
Come on give us the deeds lemon's your lover
He's sexy.
He's got my love with it.
I shot a man in on his back while I'm blowing his shit out.
Here and there we'll explore the boundaries of our friendship, but that doesn't make us
lovers.
Oh, what's going on?
I don't know.
What's going on?
What?
We're not even in the circle yet.
Is this guy got a flare?
Oh, thank God.
I feel like we're getting a little loud.
Okay.
Uh, all right.
Okay, did we just tank them?
We go ahead and just hop on out of here.
Yeah, hop on out of here.
Good, huh, fine out.
All right, I will not be tipping that, man.
I will not be tipping that.
That was not an enjoyable flight.
He didn't even come back and give us peanuts and drinks.
He died over there with the, he went down with the flight.
No, that was his decision.
Oh, it's his decision?
That was his decision, that was his decision.
I will be giving that ride a one star.
One star ride.
One star.
I mean, technically he kept us alive.
well you know we got this live with our quick thinking that's your feet that's
true that's true you will all give them two stars because the captain goes down
with the ship and he dead that's true mm-hmm that's also true all these things
you notice that there's 500,000 fucking supply things here wait what look at the
man's I see that we can build the most like this right now if you want to do
Do we even have a fob?
How is there this much? Is this a cheater?
Maybe everyone's doing supplies?
I don't understand how many supplies already.
20 helicopters?
We do have 4 cargo drugs.
How many can those do?
I don't know. I need one.
What the hell?
Oh, two weeks.
Three bill of Bob. I
Mean do we have a fob here? I would assume if we're bringing all this junk someone's got a fob
Someone there's got to be a father certainly someone has a fob
Yeah, two ballots each the truck
I'm gonna go kill some people while somebody else gets a fire. Yeah, I like that idea. Let's let's
I would totally be down to a castle-minor z-stream that sounds
You like would you join me for a castle-minor z-stream?
I don't even know what that is, but sure. Let's do it. I mean, I know what it is
know what it is I'm what I meant to say is I've never played it but sure never
played Castle Minor Z
mm-hmm it's very odd that's very odd I mean I was like one of those legendary
games the legendary classics they're like nobody really accept me so I do
she was actually the most selling indie game on Xbox 360 ever but yeah that's
the was the inspiration to Minecraft right no I believe Castle Minor Z came
out after my grab oh I'm thinking of a
different game maybe I don't know I know
I know the name I'm sure if I saw it I
would no I just type in our top our
tower boss let's go one there's another
one there's another one
hold it hold it down 10 toes down push
up. He's gonna revive his buddy. He's right here. Tell this fool. Nice. I dealt with him
with ease. I dealt with him with ease. Very nice. Very nice. We have 20 round magazine
so that's gonna be a problem for like killing me with something. What gun are you using?
SMG
Is tough that's a tough one. What's going on over here? We're just crashed
Give me where the circle we own the circle we claim the circle
We're the best
We're saving the world right now gimmick. Look what gives me points
There's a nude that you could have just killed me and you didn't teach instead. Just speak he peeped me you peeped
Yeah, he peeped me. I got peeped on give it give it a car a car. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, he drove past we go. Okay. You got you got you got you got to see the Jonas. Let's see the zone
Yeah, get put for our team. This is gonna get put for it. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're barely hanging on to the lead here
Yeah, come on come come come come come
It's like killed dirty rags
The filthy blues don't have many people there's always got good
righteous
wonder where they're at there's gotta be at least a couple reds in the
jungle they got 19 guys oh my god oh good heaven oh geez Louise the fucking
Nazi symbol? Hold on, wait.
Hey, what are those clouds up there?
Hold on, wait a minute.
Is that what the clouds are supposed to look like?
Was that a glimpse?
Oh, okay, that was a glimpse.
That was a glimpse. Nothing, I was looking up in the sky,
and the clouds formed into the Nazi symbol.
I'm sorry.
I didn't see that coming.
I was not on my Bingo climb.
Uh, alright, well, I'm gonna give us a personal helicopter.
Personal helicopter will go right back to the zone, alright?
I'm right with ya.
I'm not letting 81 in but us.
Private helicopter! Private! Don't try to get in here!
Sir, don't try to get in! This is a private helicopter!
You're not getting in here! This is a private helicopter! Private!
Sir, do not try to get in this helicopter!
Sir, this is a private helicopter!
Are you yelling at us?
Private helicopter, sir, please do not try to get in.
No one get in here, guys.
Private helicopter, no one's allowed in here.
This is a private helicopter. Please do not try to get into the helicopter.
This is private helicopter. Only us.
Only us could be in this helicopter.
Sir? Sir?
Sir? Sir, this is a private helicopter.
Do not try to even attempt to even get in.
This is a private helicopter.
Private helicopter, sir, please do not even attempt to get in here. This is a private helicopter. Do not try to get in here
You're that peanut guy, bitch
You're doing a great job. You're doing a great job. They didn't see that one coming to you
Fuck you. Got him with they got him got him with the one two with the one two the the here's a hot
It's about the his old diesel
You like my piloting skills so far?
Well, it's a little bit, it's a little exciting, do you see?
I'll give a review after we survive.
Okay, you give a review after we survive.
So far, are you relaxed?
Uh, no.
I'll give you some peanut sense of water.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
That was all on purpose, giving all on purpose.
Yeah, yes, I use a voice changing
I need this gonna hit us again. Okay. Oh, what the heck are behind us? What I know is remember
There's somebody who built the thing in the in the middle
What the hell you gotta tell me when you are you kidding me?
You're driving the helicopter!
Don't forget to jump!
Jump! Jump quick!
Jump quickly!
Don't worry, I'm coming for you, Mr. Oak.
I'm on my way.
I've got my defeat leaders, and I'm on my way.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
Wait, Mr. Oak, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
Okay, I got you, I got you, I'm just gonna take care of you. Be for papa, be for papa.
My apologies, Mr. Stove. Imagine the pilot silent, a whole, a whole, a whole squad of guys in the,
in the thing and silently straps up the parachute, unlocks the door, wordlessly slips on out.
I'm sorry, Mr. Rook. Mr. Rook, I'm on the way. Don't you worry. Bob, Peter's got you.
And we're going to be just fine. Everything's going to be just fine.
I can't wait. Everything's going to be just fine.
Every bone is broken in my body. I'm going to need skin graft.
20 yards long on this seaman.
Look.
Come on, Mr. Kidman.
We gotta get in the circle quickly.
With great ease.
With great ease.
Follow me again.
Quickly, bud.
Follow me.
There's many things we have to do.
Watch out for these buildings.
Those guys like to sit in the buildings.
You know how they like to sit in those buildings?
Oh, they love sitting in those buildings.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, that's his own journey.
That's his own journey that he's on.
We've got to move silently to this neighborhood.
Come on, this is the shanty town.
Like a silk worm.
Like a silk worm.
Like a silk worm.
Like what, really?
Finally, besides the broken glass, which is of course one of the few things you can actually
hear in this game.
Ignore that.
Ignore that.
There's no concern to us.
Ignore that.
Put your grip into the circle, put your grip into the circle, slip it on in.
I'm just going to slip it on in, slip it on in, slip it on in, slip it on in, slip on
into the circle, unnoticed, unsteamed.
Oh any moment now the circles the circles avoiding our slip
Avoiding our slip
Might have to turn it up an I'm gonna have to do a quick maybe a quick penetration and then go back into the
Slow and steady win the race
Nice and easy nice
steady wins the race
It's de-slipping. It's de-slipping.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You know what, you know what, go on.
It's moving. It's really moving, isn't it?
Oh, this is really moving.
I think it's fast.
Honestly, it might lead us back to our dead teammates.
This is...
Oh, shit.
That's the work.
Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir.
I saw with my ESP hacks.
Oh.
Those things that summer gave you.
These are summer gave me with the DMA card.
He worked very well, very, very well.
Oh my God, dude.
He's slipping, he's slipping.
He's slipping, he's slipping.
I'm slipping out.
Oh God, we gotta move.
We're back at it, we're back at it.
This thing is on the move.
This thing is per-snickety.
That's a fickle bit, I'll tell ya.
Can't keep up with that thing's per-snickety.
Okay, we can chill here for a second.
It's the power of the lemon, Mr. Gibbick.
Power of the lemon.
Power of the lemon!
I've already used those in my bandages from the helicopter.
Oh, hey, there's a car incoming.
I slipped out.
I slipped out.
I thought it was, I thought there was a car coming.
Wait, is it getting sucked? Or is the, oh wait, that's our fob.
It's our fob.
Oh, perfect. We have two guys there.
This is going to be generational.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Oh, go back, go back.
How far, how far?
I don't know, they might have been apartments, might have been, it sounded pretty stupid though.
Could your sororities just ask for what are left?
Never mind never mind
Never mind first love first love
Who's a break was it was a break a
Break was a break
We've got a scene the circle do none of the other teams are at the circle and we we own all we wait look at this
We own all the towers
What is going on? What the hell do green team is the bus? I mean we've been in the hearts on the whole time
We got a lot of guys didn't even see them
Me too is the best ever do it.
I'm telling you this is how regular rounds are when you're not getting stream-safe.
You know why? Because everybody's building right now. Everybody's building right now.
No, but that's the...
Where are they building it?
Oh, you're right.
Tower one we don't technically have.
What is this? We're naked people.
Wait, okay, what is going on this round?
That's the second naked person I've killed?
Was he peeping on me? Does he have binoculars?
He's got binoculars, he's got binoculars, he's got binoculars.
He's got his double barrel shotgun.
What?
What is going on?
Let's hold on, let me ask this guy.
Sir, can I ask you a question or two?
Sir, can I ask you a question?
Sir?
Sir, on the ground, blue guy.
Oh, he killed himself.
That'll happen.
I was wondering what everybody's doing.
I was hoping you could answer for me
I got snuck up on a guy who's just peeping with his binoculars. Oh, he even revealed himself to me
Oh my oh and this whole team. Oh
Activities and the keys make it up there, too
Why is it when naked we don't like a poverty lobby? I told they probably got a cool speech
Cool speed. We got a speed. They're probably locked in. Oh, they got rallied the river
I told you everybody you strip naked when I rallied them. Oh, yeah
Usually they're that hairless usually they stripped out and see themselves
Or something on the other all fours. Hmm. Maybe this is the new way. Yeah, maybe it's a new way
What is going on we're just taking points and no one seems to care oh there's somebody
well let's go fuck is us I'm on I'm on it my body oh 60 minutes
Fuckin
We're commandeering this building for the green team
I heard I think we're coming during this building for the green team. This is the green team building now the way
We're doing keeping those our guys jumping in the window. Oh
Oh
Oh
Okay, okay, so there's a guy in there and he threw a grenade and and and what we're done I
Haven't defibrillator on my body if you'd like to just take a little pee
Each quicker to just do this
We were just where'd he go?
Well, I'll let it reason always. It's too much to make. I'm gonna heal. I'm gonna heal this guy
Oh, I don't know, Grenade went far back!
Give it, give it. Stand back, I will handle this.
Okay.
Dude, that one wasn't mine.
That one was not mine.
He's right there to the left.
I gotta be throwing more grenades back up!
Jesus!
I killed him, I killed him.
How many grenades does this guy have?
What is going on?
I don't understand what's happening here today
I don't understand at all
Everyone's naked or the naked at the door to an age once he's came out the circle was gay
We have 40 points right now
And nobody's doing a darn thing about it. No one's doing anything. I don't get it. I should be straight killing each other
Yeah, yeah
I might just find a new matter holy shit
Okay. What was that? It's been attempted by many, but only I have perfected it.
Did you do the ledge grab all the way down the window line?
Yes, along with many others. Many others tried it.
Tried. Keyword tried.
Keyword tried. Okay, well I guess we just stay in the hot zone and wait for the other teams.
It's the most normal game I've ever seen, but I know, I've got the jabb in it.
What was this? Wait, what was this thing? What's going on here?
I don't know.
What the hell? It's so quiet, it's almost ominous.
Almost ominous.
It's almost, it's almost ominosity.
Oh, oh, not the subaction, the subaction.
Go for the flank, go for the flank.
Oh, a little flanking you, a little flanking you.
You might just be sure you hit the helicopter!
RUN!
Helicopter!
Making stupid decisions.
I'm pushing way faster than I should.
We're not going to get it in a kill.
I'll make down a small issue.
I wish I did.
That would complete.
That would complete.
That would become a huge issue.
You can be one of that...
You don't want?
Let's bring the fight to them.
Let's go kill them at their tower.
Take the tower.
Let's go, mister.
Oh
That's you there's guys up ahead in this building right here. Okay. All right
The one you're literally going to
Gotcha, okay, I'm heading over killed one. I killed one
I'm not seeing anyone are you sure I mean you shot me from there with some one of our guys
I think you might have bailed and I think I will say I was shooting at you by accident. Oh
Oh, yes. Ah, yes. I see. I see. And there it is. And there it is. And there it is.
Uh, there you see there's sort of a fob on the church that looks kind of massive. Okay.
And there's a guy on the tower as well. There's a guy on the tower in front of me as well.
I'm gonna need your help immediately. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
I'm gonna need your help immediately. There's a guy on the tower that does not like me at all.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing. Go, go, go!
Yeah, push, he's healing.
Which floor is he on? Which floor is he on?
The triple window, far left window.
Gotcha, got you, got you, got you, it's okay.
Oh, I'm getting set to the tower.
Over the church, church, church, church.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, finally.
Oh, they're all over here.
Let's go to this tower first. Let's go to the tower first.
first oh it's too late and it's gone and it's gone okay it's got shredded I
think we may have underestimated our enemy I think we may have underestimated
our enemy our enemy is quite nasty like quite
Dastardly indeed. Do you think you could do a quick revime on me?
Oh, I've fallen in battle. Let me see if I can get some of my teenage to revive me
We should be able to get some members here in a sec. Oh
Oh, I thought I was getting smoked just getting
Moment now any moment now it's somebody on their teams bringing out
I swear
Any moment now any moment now I
Will give the sloppiest hand job to the first man that revives me at once
Speed him up
Hold on
Fuck you!
Wait hold on wait I think I'm looking for...
I heard some defibrillations.
PLEASE PLEASE!
Please thank you thank you thank you.
No way you're fucking slow reviving me in the middle of a red base.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Are you over there?
I-I'm back!
He must see what you make a Mac a Mac the ABC might be trying to get cover for us
Let me clear this tower once I'm getting helped up to
Okay, I'll push you up push you up. I'll push you up. I'm taking the tower. I'm taking the towers this week. We uh
could use some assistance
of course of course
I should have taken the tower first
use the hood against
go up to the top, go up to the top
move move move
alright I'll just be, I'll be here
I'll be here
I've infiltrated the top of the tower
top of the tower is completely clear
and it's all ours
we have, we have, we have taken the building
I'm just gonna reset and spawn on APC
I'm just gonna reset and spawn on APC
APC's here
here oh you good thinking good thinking oh it would go let's get to the church
save a little money just try to save a little money in this world you know you
were very right by the way they were preparing they were building prodding
in the shadows they have a huge church file and blues taking the points now that
church that's the one we got defeated with last time
I've been watching your 24-7 stream for like two hours on Axi- Excellent work, mister!
Balls! Ballas! Excellent work, sir! Excellent work! I heard- That's a lovely stream.
Well, I heard that guy's a great streamer. Great streamer. I'm actually thinking about voting for him streamer of the year.
I whoo that's a great stream to be in thank you for joining us here good sir. Oh
I'm gonna fuck this guy
Take that fool again. How do you like that huh? Oh shit?
My god, just fucking collect are we
We super duper serious right now.
Are we so fucking surreal right now?
Gamak!
Gamak!
Gamak!
Psst!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Gamak!
Psst!
We got Dupino!
We got Dupino!
It's actually Sunflower! I don't know who Peter is in Sunflower!
Sunflower, Sunflower, Sunflower.
Thank you, thank you! I am a high commanding general in the speed army.
You can have two butt staves, but no more than that!
I said no more than that!
He's getting greedy. That's biblical greed right there guys. Biblical greed. You will
pay, you will pay dearly for that. I, gimmick, I'm smoking and I'm gonna, I'm, I'm, I'm,
and it's, it's, it's a Malboro rat. I'm gonna, I'm gonna smoke up to the church. Okay, hold
Okay, everybody just relax
smoke
Never you like to throw it sir
All right, that's a little odd
Little odd little ominous. Oh, don't do it. Mr. Mitt. I've got you sir. I've got you
He's gonna take care you give it to me. We gotta smoke up to this the church take the church
over yet boys right fantastic fantastic the mean got you killed I took one
tasteful sniff that was nothing garish nothing brash
that's biblical greed right there guys that's biblical greed guys we have to
smoke up to that church I've got three more smoke them and start talking about
I
Packet they don't mean a packet they don't mean a packet
I was on three we all pushed at the same time they can't kill us all
3, 2, 1,
Charge!
Give me grub on the base, grub on the base.
Hit!
Hit!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Can you open the door?
We can just come over, we can just come over, look.
Okay, alright, okay.
Alrighty, word, word, word, word.
Alright, sounds good.
Okay, and alright, now, okay.
Hey gimmick, they have helicopters with rocket launchers now.
So, um, I'm in hell.
I'm in hell and I want to die.
Oh, excellent. Oh, fantastic, fantastic.
All right, wait, we're taking that bitch out.
We're taking, we're taking that guy out.
We're hopping in the helicopter from,
we're taking that guy out.
Mr. gimmick, are you still here?
Who would have it, Mr. gimmick?
gimmick, not officer?
I don't know, he was just, he was here
just a minute moment ago.
I remember I remember his sweet sweet voice like it was yesterday. He's just
he's a sweetie he's a sweetie bottom he's a sweetie bottom maybe he's calling
close to you. You don't want to be in here chief I'm gonna die.
I locked it in boys locked in it we got to pick up that that chopper with the
The rocket's on it to save the world.
To save the world, this is what we must do.
You make it a bottom, you make it a bottom.
Harding so hard right now, I couldn't do it, you're amazing.
You make it got kicked, what do you mean you make it got kicked?
Oh, yeah.
Wee, that'll happen.
Ah, laughing, boys.
Ah, to be careful out there.
Ah, to be careful.
Oh, she might be going to rejoin,
because we're hiding from all the stream simons and stuff.
Oh, sorry, I was helping Speckleburr with something,
and I just got kicked for an activity.
Can I rejoin you?
Give it a shot.
Mr. Union, might?
Probably just possibly leak the server.
Definitely did, but it's okay.
Alright, I think I'm coming back in.
I should you might say you might I got it. By the way, they have a rocket somebody has the rock the the helicopter with the rockets unlocked already. Oh
It's got a whole like a
Absolutely ridiculous. Oh my god. Oh, I'm gonna dogfight. Give me a chance to make a dog fight. I'll be right back
Very serious stuff very serious stuff
He's missing every shot
That's good for me that the net positive net positive
Oh
Oh
Jesus Christ
This guy needs business.
Oh, not you. Oh, not you, not you.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, god.
Get him!
This guy, this guy, please, ball.
This guy, this guy came to play hardball.
Oh.
Oh, come back here.
Oh, you're not getting away, you're not getting away that easy, buddy.
We got a runner, boys!
We got a runner!
This guy is quick.
He won't slow down!
I can't get a foot of this guy.
Oh my god!
Giving them anti-air, they have the anti-air turn in their face.
That thing is locked down, that thing is locked down.
Oh my god, and they have the anti-air.
Oh my god, it's over, it's over, it's over, oh my goodness.
Okay, all right, okay, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, guys, no worries.
That'll happen, that'll happen, it's fine, we'll just get our own, we'll get our own,
We'll just, we'll just get, well, forget about the air.
We don't, we, they can have the air.
The air's stupid anyways.
They can have the air.
We don't need the air.
We've got the ground.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, a couple goodies, a couple goodies.
Nothing too bright, nothing too garish.
nothing too garish here we go up all he owes like you do you make it back in
the server boss
you make it back into the server box
give it pssst give it pssst
give it pssst
give it pssst give it pssst
give it pssst give it pssst
give it pssst give it pssst
where'd he go this time
where'd all my friends go
you buy a holochopter
I'm poor
I can't I can't I can't
I'm poor and ugly.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Let's go get it, let's go.
I have disgusted and appalled!
The call of some people.
The call of some people.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Purple Vegas,
Oh.
Cent.
Pee?
You've been the whole life of my nights.
Open the door, open the door!
Except Sundays.
Fuck you for not streaming Sundays.
I know I'm going to explain it's me time.
So these are me time.
I sit in the driver's seat so I'm not going to do that.
So these are me time.
You have to get up.
Well, you fucking open the door.
Damn, son.
Doors on the left, doors on the right.
Damn.
This is the first time I've tried them, so be a little more careful.
OK, hold on now.
OK, hold on now.
Hold on now.
Let's hold on now.
Let's get a professional in there.
Let's get a professor in there.
Let's get a professor.
Hold on another helicopter.
No, there we go.
How big was I, a seasoned veteran, a fly?
The way of the sunflower.
The way of the sunflower.
That's right.
That's lucky load, miss.
Lucky load.
We've got to take that church, boys.
They're going to overwhelm us with power
if we do not take that church.
We got the drill taken there to run killing them.
I've never seen better flying.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
You guys stay low for the AA guns.
A little spongebob taking you out of the sky.
At least you're A and we're none of them.
We're kind of...
Blueberry clam purples number four thank you sir thank you and we're taking
that church boys we're taking that church right now for the green team
I'm gonna let us ride in the boys I'm gonna let us ride in there get ready
Hey, prepare yourselves!
Executing the J-hook, professionally!
Now these guys are looking at us!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
I forgot I had the 20 round mags, I'm not gonna lie to you boys.
I forgot I only had the 20 round mags.
I thought we were about to lay all those guys out, not a single one of those guys we're looking at.
I thought it was the perfect moment to strike.
The perfect moment to strike.
Oh!
Manic!
Manic!
We're saved! We're saved! We're saved! We're saved!
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sophan.
That's okay, boss. That's okay. Back to the base we go.
I don't need the help. No big deal. No big deal.
The plan never goes good on the first try.
Get that fucking church!
I'm not a lady boys. I don't know if I can go back to the church. I'm too poor. I gotta get some kills in the cell
Let's head to the sound boys
That's what matters most the green king glory
Oh, don't worry I'll fly I got I'm a professional pilot
I'm a professional pilot. Oh, well you happen to pass into CT so I'll be fine
This is a bit trickier boys. I won't lie to you. The Black Hawk is a bit trickier.
Be prepared. Be prepared. I can't land this thing. Be prepared to jump out with the
comparisons. This is a little bit, gentlemen. This is a little trickier. We
might be putting on comrades' lives in danger. There's a risk I'm willing to take.
for the betterment of the Green Team.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I better not hear any yip yappin' back there.
This is a serious, serious business.
Will you cut that out?
Oh, she likes to buck.
Oh, wait, why is this happening?
What?
Oh, shit.
She's buckin'.
She's buckin', boys.
She's bucking she's bucking. Oh
Hey
She's bucking boys. She's bucking. I got it. Oh, I got it. Oh, I gotta run under control
I got a run under control boys. Don't you worry? I
See these boys John did that back there?
Yes, so he's gonna break her in I
Lock the load boys lock the load
Oh hold on hold on now. I'm watching for it. I'm watching for it
We're good. We're good
We're good anything fine everything's fine everything fine I
Just got some buck to her. I'm gonna put us down nice and safe or I'm gonna put us down nice and safe on this feet right here
She's a stallion, she's a stallion.
Oh, she's, oh, she wants to ride for miles.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I think stallions are males.
Kill that one.
Kill whoever said that.
I cannot.
I'm in the passenger seat.
I can't.
Nice.
Don't forget to tip your pilot.
Don't forget to tip your pilot, guys.
Perfect.
Oh, watch out, enemy car.
Oh, shit.
Get up, get up, get up.
Get up, get up, get up!
Shoot the wheels, shoot the wheels, shoot the wheels!
Ooooooh, not looking too good now are you, boss!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Not looking too good now are you, boss!
No sirree, no sirree, where are you going?
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Where are you going?
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
I'll find out, Steve. Don't make this out of there, that has to be.
I'll find out. Get out of there.
Find, shoot yourself.
Oh, Team Killer says...
What?
I dreamed about that!
Get up comrades, get up.
I'm back. I'm back.
Welcome back, Mr. gimmick. Welcome back!
There's an unexpected, time-sensitive situation.
Oh, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
All right, what's the score because I'm in the server, but not we're it's a tight game. It's seven
There's seven to
95
It's a very tight game
Very tight game it is. Mm-hmm. Oh beautiful
We're really gonna have to lock in here if we want to win. It's this is a pretty serious situation
Pretty serious. I'm joining red
well okay all right well I'm sure that a couple dollars on the losing team
right it was peeping on me a peeping Tom peeping Tom
give me the guy that just jumped in my window and crouched and watched me with
a rain finder from two feet away that's it that guy too yeah he's the peeper
He's the piece of peeping Tom. He's a peeping Tom. He's the people trying to see me undressed
I got him I got him stay back boys stay back
Let's ask what this peeping Tom was doing here in green territory. I won't we do it here?
Oh, yeah, she's the curtain is about to open
Everybody is in their seats. I said, what were you doing?
The symphony has started playing
Give me up
Oh, sorry. You want to push you watch this guy stay back. Let him hear ladies. Let him hear boys. Let him hear in the wrong channel
Let him hear boys
Let him hear you want to push you watch them in
Take this take that
I'm the floor, I'm the floor.
Hey, there's enemies out there again.
Ah!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh!
Who's that?
What?
What?
There's no time for this foolishness!
We gotta move!
Oh!
Excuse me.
It's a really tight game.
We gotta lock it if we want to win.
We got it.
Absolutely.
Ah, I'm at the church.
Gotcha
It's a church. I'm hanging the chair now. Will you when you might let your red comrades know that I'm gonna come in?
Yeah, yeah, I'll let him know you don't mind your mind
What you want to do? Oh shit? Oh, wait, what about your green comrades? I'm gonna shout out over here
I told them your chill. I told them your challenge. You take some time to make sure I'm the escort
it and that's the door you let's go it's coming to come to tower tower I think
this is for turn the tower four I'm coming to tower four I want to know
that you could come on you tell all right okay hold on my I mean red is all
over your tail I'm gonna say I should let them know about you know I find out
The red people are being very accommodating to me, very accommodating.
They're being very accommodating to me.
They are being very kind, very kind. They actually aren't bothering me at all, somehow.
This guy's using...
Okay, alright, okay.
Okay, you didn't tell your team shit.
You didn't tell your team shit!
You didn't tell your team shit!
I got mowed down by a green guy and I could have killed him three times over!
Please, you...
I was just joking about telling me guys.
Some of you might tell me the green guy.
I know.
I just...
I saw him and I...
Can I have a quick revive?
Just a quick little revive would do wonders right now.
Would do wonders.
Thank you sir. Thank you good sir. That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you. Thank you sir.
I should join.
You and I have run into each other in PUBG before.
Oh, were you the ice cream man?
Or the taco truck man?
I was the guy that met you. I was the guy that met you in the uh, in the house.
Oh, incredible.
Now I can just have a quick rewind guys. I, oh wow. I mean, I'm telling you guys you would do wonders for my back.
This is a very uncomfortable floor. Very uncomfortable.
I can just use it. Oh, thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, you guys are lifesavers you guys are lifesavers
Oh, watch out. We're getting stuck. Get down. Get down. Get down guys. Get down
Oh, no, I need those guns to kill people
Okay, well hold on now. Oh
Thank you sir. Okay. Hold on. Oh, okay. Hold on now. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. That could happen anyway
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you, good shit, thank you.
Thank you very kind.
A little bit reviving, a little bit reviving.
Any moment, that would happen, you're ready, boss.
Okay, all right, okay, okay, all right.
Any moment, I can use a quick revive guys, just a quick one.
Just a quick one, I mean, no harm, I mean, no harm.
Thank you gentlemen. Don't... Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright.
Okay. Alright. That's fine. That's fine. Well, you... Oh, what the hell?
It's what hit me? What the hell? What the hell?
Oh, hold on. I gotta reload.
Ah, shit. Bring in deep rubber, pussies!
I'm outta here. I'm outta here.
All right gimmick get serious. It's time to get serious
It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious. Let's let's do this thing. Let's let's let's finish this fight
You ready gimmick? I'm ready. Well, let's do it
Are you with this helicopter with you? Oh, you're on the red team. I forgot
Yeah, yeah, where are you right now? Where are you right now?
I'm at the church
I'm gonna seal team seal team six
Members on the team, but it's just called seal team. It's not still team six
A lot of people get confused because there's six members of the team
It's my seal team sick. Yeah six
SEAL TEAM MEMBERS!
But don't get confused with SEAL TEAM.
Yes, it's a very common mistake when we get that too confused.
It's not SEAL TEAM number 6, it's the SEAL TEAM 6.
Exactly, exactly. We're not recognized by the US government at all.
We're just a group of gentlemen and we make SEALs out.
Just a group of rag tag individuals.
Is our call sign just a group of no-holds-bart rag tag individuals?
Exactly the chance to change it
I'm part of
silty one where I I don't buy anything and I just
Looting I'm not playing Daisy right now. I'm not spending a little dollar on this. Oh, yeah, let's drop here. Let's move over, right?
Let's drop right here. Let's move over on this round
You may come by my way to the church now as we speak.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Come on up, come on down.
Is there a guy?
Oh god, oh no, oh no, oh god, oh god.
Oh thank god, okay.
Oh no, oh god, oh god.
Jesus Christ.
Will you cut that out?
Come on down, come on down.
Fuck you!
Well, first thing I do with this tower over here,
is the guy standing for the top of this tower
out in the middle of ButtFuck Nowhere.
Oh my god, that's terrible.
You cut that out!
Okay.
Oh, we'll move it over, we'll move it over.
Yeah, yeah, it's all clear over here, it's all clear.
I've cleared the way, it should be safe.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
I'm infiltrating the tower, I'm just going to clear out this tower, I think I'll be right with you, sir.
I'll be right with you, sir.
I'm infiltrating the tower? Okay.
I'm infiltrating, they just lost, they left all their door open, so I said might as well.
I feel like literally every single door open, so I'm just walking in,
uh, she was, you know, uh, uh, she's the date of the moment.
Uh, Carpe diem.
What?
It's like you might be thinking, uh, and you might be, uh, you might be, uh,
who's going to, who's the tower right outside the church?
I am I am I am a very generous lover. Oh, oh, I'm a very generous. I'm very generous. That makes sense
Little mr. Booker. That's a Italian name
It was from Italy Italy
We're pushing up on the top of the tower
You fucking go what the hell is going on?
oh you all good you should do a pilot thingies with a SMG
to the inside wait oh I said it's everything that's just an assumption
know. I'm getting worthy of $900,000 in the game.
All right. Okay. You didn't want to share any with with the
Goopa? You want to share that with the Goopa?
No, no sharing with the Goopa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You don't want to just share just a smidgeon with a guba?
Uh, no. No.
You don't want to just share just a smidgeon with a guba?
Can I say I'll think about it?
You can think about it, but I'm gonna need an answer within the next 30 seconds.
It's just, it's gonna be, yeah, no.
Okay, okay, hold on, wait a second.
But if you have 900,000 dollars, and I have 52,000 dollars, I should have some.
You're talking about communism, you said?
No, you're a communist.
No, but in this very specific scenario, I'm gonna be one.
Just for a second, just to try it out.
You're a situational communist.
I'm a situational communist, yes.
Situational communist.
Well, like all communists.
But, yeah, communists.
I see, I see.
Yes, yes.
I'm just a communist.
is the God this requires some of your nine hundred thousand dollars
coming is curious I'm I'm like a taste
a tasteful amount of communism mm-hmm okay
you know you're in there well you're in there maybe
maybe I can buy you a couple little bits in Bob
so little something something you know a little bits in Bob's
Some some I mean fifty six thousand dollars. I mean, that's a little class. I mean you're fine
Take that idiot. Okay. I was gonna do a whole dialogue and you fucking up
I'm gonna tell about the green team our history in our little work. I bet you tell them
You're probably not two kids is probably I mean, but don't get greed. You don't wanna get greedy. No, you don't want to get greedy
second
a small family
We were put what we're pushing into your end of your church base athletes big actually I'm not even joking are you here?
No, I left you left the door open the door open because it was boring at the church. What was that $300 kill?
Oh god
So long ago they probably forgot.
Are you next to the church base?
No, I'm in the, I mean like the bits and bobs.
The in the rows and posts.
The bits and the bobs, the nooks and the crannies.
Can I ask why the fuck half your red team
is sitting 20 meters south of the church base
for no fucking reason at all?
It just kind of, you've accepted our fate kind of thing.
Okay, all right, okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense, that makes sense.
and we've accepted our fate
that makes sense, alright, alright, alright, that makes sense
this guy I'm looking at has a lot of-
yes, we're ass
we're ass guys
we're ass, good question
now get in the alley god, we're going to the hot zone, we're finishing this game
hop in boys
fucking look boys, fucking look
how we not won in like
50 points
Dude, I'm wondering the same thing. I joined this team as a joke and here I am actually starting to lock in. You better be careful.
We have a 99 points for the last half hour!
You better be careful, Mr. Peanut. I'm starting to lock in over here on red.
I wish I joined blue, but, you know, tomato-tomato.
Oh, no only tomatoes are red you think about a blueberry. Oh, she's bucking guys
She's bucking. She's bucking. She's bucking. Oh, I got a firm grip on her. Don't you worry
I've got a firm grip. She's bucking.
Do you want the blueberry? Do you want to eat the blueberry?
Well, how do you think you sir?
What do you want to eat the my blueberries?
Where's the hot soda?
I'm going to go finish this game.
I'm going to finish this stupid game where you should have done 20 minutes ago.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, so guys, what we're going to do now is jump from the helicopter.
How is that even remotely possible how they give it
Yes, I just jumped out of a helicopter and was hit by a rocket
can't intended for the helicopter. Oh my god, there goes our hero.
Watch him as he goes. Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent. Excellent. Oh, what
a sweet light, what a sweet little feet. All right, I'm back down to $27,000. Holy
all right all right your boy will get you your boy gets you a little gift
package or two but you know if you start it you know yeah I don't really you know
I don't know about communism per se but you know it's you know if you if you want
a little to get on your feet you know I'm gonna get on my feet yeah start getting
greedy then I'm gonna get there that's that's it no no no no no no no I won't
That's how it turns around and you start talking about how you were born to be in power and how
I'll talk about where the good of the people is your is your
Statue a giant bronze statue next thing you know
There's pictures of you on everybody's wall. You know
Just let's just say
Let's just say there. I'm looking out for red flag
All right, well, okay. Well, hold on now. Well, hold on now. Okay, you know, if you know, if you're
What if I just ban leather jackets where I can only have leather jackets at you?
That is telling me.
Once you ask me to spend my money on a
four-story tall bronze statue
Then then I think we're gonna have an issue.
Well, what about just like a one-story tall broad statue?
With that word
I'm thinking no statues. All right. No such as at all
sandwich
Well, I love a tricky sandwich but also a statue. Yeah, mm-hmm. Maybe a suit for job interviews. I
Got you. No, I know. Oh, no, I think that I think that just one broad statue couldn't hurt
there is a helicopter with rocket shot it kill me now kill me right now there's
a helicopter with rocket shot it I don't know who at this company thought a
helicopter with a rocket shot it was a good idea but but I would like to I'd
like to discuss the man alternatives I'd love to discuss with that man a couple
alternatives you don't want to actually hold on now you know what fuck this guy
I'm gonna blow my other fucking Scott you know I saw the backpacks there's a
great battle here hold on now okay never mind you know you can stay in this guy
you can stay in the sky that's just right that's just right he's earned it he
has earned it he can stay out there we'll let him off for the little warning this
time
I'm gonna head to the hot zone where you at
mr. give me where you at oh my god what what head back to the church I have I
I don't have a any ammo in my gun, and I just saw five dudes
You could be watching me watch. I'm at the bottom of the hot zone bottom left the hot zone
That you're probably one of the guys. I just know that's blue. I just saw in the hot zone
Yeah, I'm green. I'm green guys or the green godlands
Here's the issue
I don't know if I can get there. All right. I'm working on it. I'm working on job
We just head on over watch. I'm trying my best
Turn over hand over
Okay, all right
Bob left the sugar with Bob. Let's go bottom left bottom. I'm coming over. I'll give you three more
It's gotta find my way out of this
Yeah, I'm just gonna find my way out of this base
You have this blue of 55 guys. What is this guy doing? 55 guys. Oh no, oh no. We got
55 guys. Oh there's a guy in here. There he keeps coming in bitch. Oh yeah. I'm actually
I am cooking. I am cooking. I see I might turn the tide this whole battle.
One of those guys was me. One of those guys was me.
I'm killing blue guys. I'm killing blues.
Dirty blues. Dirty blues. I'm killing them.
I'm killing blues, but okay.
Filthy blues.
Oh, we're about to win it.
Oh, you have your APC right here.
Okay, and it's over.
And it's gone.
My glorious rule lasted for a thousand years, and now it's gone.
Mr. Man, can you not bite the famed top of your shit with that bad boy?
These are the kinds of statements that make me worry about needing a little money.
You know, if I rule...
No, I'm not crippling you, broad statutes, I swear.
And you just let the one-stay around statue for now.
For now, he does.
No, I will have no broad statutes.
Listen, listen, am I going to make people put a picture of me up on their living room wall?
Sir, am I going to outlaw leather jackets so that only I can wear leather jackets?
But I would not go to Haiti Broad Stations and you have my word you have my word
I will not be able to see the broad station. Okay. Hold on something isn't right here. I just heard okay. Hold on
Okay, there might be some bad guys around here. I'm not sure yet, but it's definitely possible. It's definitely possible
There's a bad guys right here
Definitely definitely possible. I don't I don't want you don't quote me on this don't quote me on it
But there's definitely a possibility.
Do not be worried.
Do not be worried.
There's definitely a possibility that some bad guys
are out here that wish us harm.
Some guys wish you this harm, do you know what?
Yeah, I don't want to jump in the cruise though.
I could be wrong.
Harm guys.
Harm guys.
Haram.
Haram.
Haram, haram!
Haram.
Exactly.
That's where it comes from.
except for Harambe.
I just sent you to clip into a dead guy.
I never can tell.
Let me tell you, I can't ever tell.
I just, I just, I can't tell guys.
You been there?
You been there?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now that's, that's Harambe.
Is that about helping a guy up?
Oh, we won!
That's very Harambe!
Harambe, Harambe!
Ah, yeah!
Too easy, too easy.
And I started, I ended with more money than I started with, not do Zabby.
20 minutes, we won't like it for level 20 minutes, I win, I win a award.
I don't know.
What do I get for level, we got, what do I get for level 20 minutes?
Are we staying in the server?
If you do, you got to hide your screen now.
I might have already, I hate my, I mean, I'm hiding my screen.
They did get us, they didn't let us get to 50, like 59 points or 51 points before they
even did anything.
They're kind of stupid, you know what I mean?
They're playing with much of us stupid people.
It's a stupid people.
So are you saying we should switch?
Well, I don't know.
Do we want to play against stupid people?
It's positive and negative, you know what I mean?
As long as it's action-packed and they're stupid and not just like a hike.
Why is everybody saying GG's P-sat, P-dike?
Are you guys the stupid people?
Oh.
Bad.
Uh-oh.
Those- those are the stupid people.
There's all the other stupid.
Oh, the green wasn't stupid.
No, no, no, the other guys were stupid.
Well, Brett had some good guys in there, you know, what's gotta say.
Gotta say, Brett had some good men.
I met some good men.
Brett, RGC member, LeBron James, me, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, those are the only basketball
players I can tell you.
Kevin Durant.
We are Hunt.
Kevin Durant.
Oh, yes.
Kevin Durant.
Yes, Mr. Durant.
Nice meeting you here at the Wine Tasting.
Kevin Durant.
Nice meeting you here at the lime tasting, Kevin Duran.
Duran, money's worth.
Oh, he is a very, very pleasurable man.
He's best of house sausages.
Where about paying one match? Is my best?
We're at $5,000 a month.
What's the most money you made in one match before?
Uh, like $150,000.
We see that that's the problem is you really compare that because you know if you got that too bad
Then you're a true warrior, but you got that just fly around I made it. I made a hundred twenty K in one life
So it must have been like 200 something
Dylan one cent hey, oh
It's pretty comfy and makes the chair a little more tolerable
Hey, give me give it you're not sponsored by like see what labs right?
uh snow. Dude let me tell you dude this thing is high quality and it's probably never gonna break
but it's hot it's a fucking rock man it is you have one have you had one?
uh no i'd like a knockoff one i have a
technically i am about to get a chair sponsor but i not haven't signed the contract yet so i
So I have a steel, I think a steel series right now.
Why not?
Well, they didn't say not to tell him.
I mean, I think it's a done deal.
I'm just having, having, having to then, you know.
I didn't say what anyway.
I'm just the same chair for two years.
Steels, steel case or steel series,
I always get a mixed up.
And it's a great chair, but I do need,
I didn't need to buy like you need to buy like a butt pad
No, no, no, no, I know butt pads. No listen butt pads are cool at all
But I rather my butt pad be implemented in the chair that we doesn't slide around and stop. I mean, I mean, yeah
That's that's that's sure. I got this one
Like refurbish so if the the original padding wasn't there
But otherwise it's a I got listen
I know a lot of people are gonna make fun of me for this
But it's when I explain it everybody would say that is very reasonable peanut when I was buying the steels
the secret lives chair I
Was gonna buy one, but there's the regular steel series. You know that the weight limit is only
215 pounds
Wait, what yeah?
Yeah, that seems like a bad business idea. I know I wish I know at least it I
I that I've knocked some 400 pound whale. Okay. I'm just saying 215
There you need some you need some room there
I mean you need some room even if you were 200 you wouldn't want to get that you need some you need some
It's some some cushion there. We don't make it chair
Don't I'm on
Yeah, I mean it'd be fine for me
Thank you. Thank you. I do you see it my perspective 15 things have gone wrong not not no offense to those of you that are
215 that's not actually that bad, but I've just always been a kind of a skinny frame dude. So if I get to 215, that's bad
Some people get to 215 is good. So I get it
Like you get some I mean if you go to the gym 215 is like baseline
I'm getting word very rational very reasonable is as what people are saying. Yeah, that's a yeah
You go to the gym 215 is like
normal. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. How do you make a team by the way?
No, I'm still trying to get the green team. It's not working.
Okay, I'm not going to buy anything yet.
Well, if I was 250, I would be heinously overweight.
If he does, if he is not normal.
No, dude, 215. If you hit the gym, if you're a gym goer,
215 is probably decent in common.
And again, we're talking about with no wiggle room.
You want some wiggle room in your chair so you don't break it.
So let's just say 200 is the max you can use for that type of chair.
You're telling me that you're marketing a chair for 200?
Is there like a, can you choose?
Like, is there a different chair?
Like the same type of, like.
Yeah, there's an extra large version, which is.
What if you're like right at 215 you get the extra large version and it's like it's like you feel like a little child
It's just like a Giants chair
It's massive
And it's white it's quite large
It's quite large. It's just a giant
Lot's of room to for the wiggle though lost room for growth
97 kilograms is
Common for a gym going don't you be converting don't you be converting our our our weight into communism's weight team?
250 pounds is the number we're talking here. I
Well, I just like you for an activity. Ah
Okay, let's change anyway. Somebody said the server was leaked which probably makes sense why you can't get on the squad
That makes sense. Yeah, that would make sense. Okay. I'm joining the server as we speak. All right
All right, you did all on a stack
Okay, I do know what you're saying. Yeah
You know what I'm saying?
I do know what you're saying.
You know what I'm saying?
I know exactly what you're saying.
Do you have to get on a stack?
I don't know about on a stack, but I do know what you're saying, dead ass.
What about ten toes down, dead off?
What's it, nine toes down?
Nine?
I'd say it's nine.
Well, no, one's just kind of up.
Like, you know how if you hold like a wine glass, you're being fancy, you keep the pinky off the glass?
That's your hands, that's not your feet.
Go about toes.
Well, that's what I'm doing.
Yeah, but I got nine toes down
and one of my big toes is just, is up.
Oh, gosh, you're gosh.
Oh, damn it.
You had, you had, you ever had people,
you ever seen people walk around in those shoes
that are like, they like,
shape exactly your feet?
Yes.
Those guys have gotta just be into the weirdest sex things.
Yeah.
I mean, those guys have gotta be into,
you walk into that house,
there's a door that leads down to the base,
That's completely locked and you try to open it and they freak out and say don't go down there and down there's leather suits
Harnesses
Gildos oil
You're talking about a hundred percent hundred percent
I don't trust anyone that wears shoe that seems exactly to your feet. I hundred percent
I don't trust them at all. I would trust my guys are like really they're nice and they they have in there
They look like they're like kind of weirdly nice and like uncomfortably optimistic and then you go over their house one day
Because they invite you and you feel bad to say no and they're like oh come look at my collection of like
Of like German World War two paraphernalia. You're like, oh
Yeah, every single person that wears
There's shoes that conform directly to your feet,
has a collection of World War II, during paraphernalia.
They're like, it's just history.
It's just history.
And they're like, yeah, okay.
Yeah, you're like, okay.
Well, this is, it's a very specific part of history.
I mean, yeah, and you go and then just walking around
on their shoes that it can form perfectly to their feet.
You just, and you feel sick.
You feel sick to your stomach.
And every time you see them from now on, it's just different.
It's just different.
It's different.
Are you in the game, by the way?
in the game I'm on the team just waiting on you
oh I w- I w- I w- let's- let's fucking ride!
oh!
yeah
oh
yeah
yeah
um
you're hearing
you're hearing
listen
it's what you're hearing
listen
it's what you're hearing
listen
come out with your hands up
ex go deliver to ya
why the fuck pay for you to get it on your own
ex go deliver to ya
knock knock
open up the door of the spril
let the knock stop
pop up and stay in the still
Oh, I'm fucking okay
They 2k27
Oh, join my join the squad join the squad Delta one. Do you play you play I mean my name is
I'm your son. I'm October you play you play
Handball games on your computer
I'm sorry. No what you play handball games
Do I play handball games on my computer like like like sports games?
Oh, oh, I thought you literally meant handball.
Um, I'm not, not really, not really.
I have, I've enjoyed a game or two, you're in there.
It just don't make any sense to me.
Why just go outside and throw the ball around?
End of month?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you can say the same thing
about this game, you know.
Go outside and kill people?
Go outside and kill people.
Oh yeah, why not think about that?
I want to just go outside and kill people.
Good thinking.
Genius, genius, genius.
Yeah, yeah.
Genius, genius, genius, genius.
Yeah, no, I can't really get into sports games.
I could enjoy it here and there, though, but yeah, not really.
If I'm playing against somebody else who never plays,
but if you actually play like 2K versus somebody who actually
plays it, then it's just miserable.
Isn't that helicopter that just left the building?
I have no desire to get good at it.
All right.
That's why I'm kind of doesn't play like games like this
This game because they get enough of it in real life also they probably do how do we know they don't play games like this?
I bet what they're playing never met one al-qaeda member
Well, they don't say oh hi, you know, I'm Steve. I'm from al-qaeda. You want to team up? I
Know they're very proud of being part of al-qaeda
Well, yeah, but they probably know you know
You know, they're listening.
Steve from Malkina.
I'm crossing.
Steve from Malkina.
Yeah, hey, I'm Steve.
You know, I think it's Steve.
I think it's certain salesmen.
My name's Steve Johnson.
Steve Johnson from Malkina?
Oh, okay.
All right.
You want to run some rounds together?
Just crash with everyone on board.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Steve Johnson from Malkina.
You want to run some rounds together?
Just crash with everyone on board.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
You want to squad up?
Steve Johnson the leader of Al-Qaeda.
Steve Johnson from Al-Qaeda.
I'm from the Ohio chapter of Al-Qaeda.
You want to squad up or what?
You want to run some war dogs, he says.
You want to run some war dogs?
You want to war dog it up?
War dog it up, Steve Johnson from Al-Qaeda.
Level up, you want to level up together?
Yeah.
Grab a defibrillator so we can revive each other, Steve Johnson from Al-Qaeda.
I know yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm jumping right in the hot tub by the way. I'm not goofing around this rain. I'm not good for it at all this rain
This is this is my ring. This is all me. This is all me already on my
This is all me. I might do that one time. I'm walking this. Okay. Okay. There was another one
Sir sir, I've dropped the lawn
I'm very far from home do you think I just get a quick revive my family misses me, please
Please just please my family misses me. Please am I my family? Okay? Okay. I already won this battle. I already got a quick sniff
No, no, no listen listen, please please I my family misses me, please I thank you. Thank you guys
Thank you. It's very kind of each and every one of you. Thank you. I think you gave me some building supplies
No, I know I'm not a robot. I'm not a
It's fluky as hell.
It's fluky? Is that a word you just made up just now?
He's making a word just for this specific situation?
Well hold on now. I might need one more quick one.
One more quick one.
The fluky guy.
I would like one more, one more quick, if I may, if at all possible.
They're fucking horrible!
Get out, get a cover!
I'm just gonna do a quick, let me see, let me see.
Gimmick, I'm apparently the fluky guy now. I'm Mr. Fluky.
Mr. Fluke Mr. Fluke no not mr. Fluke mr. Fluke
Mr. Fluke
Mr. Fluke a gentleman. I was talking to a gentleman for the red team and he was insulting me
He said he said you better pay more for your setup
Because you sound like a robot. Oh
Are we unaware that
That that I am that I'm like
I have a good setup
You have a pretty good setup, you have a pretty good setup.
I, I, I, yes, yes.
Setup, setup is fine.
Setup is fine.
Setup is adequate.
Setup is adequate.
Setup is adequate.
Very, very adequate setup.
Very adequate setup.
It's, no, it's spooky.
No, it's, no, it is not spooky in the slightest.
My setup is not spooky in the slightest.
That man was very wrong, very, he was mistaken.
We wish we'd talk about someone else.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
On the road again, on the road again, we are.
Hmm, hmm.
Where are we going, boss?
Hot zone.
We're going right to the hot zone, boss.
Right to the hot zone.
Yes, we are.
Sir, do I sound fluky to you?
No, you sound fine. You sound like a handsome man, actually.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Someone was very mean to me recently, and I appreciate you solidifying that.
He called me fluky. He called me a fluky boy.
Mr. Fluckey he's at
Oh, thank you. Yes, go ahead go ahead jump. I'm heading I'm heading to you right now by the way
Oh shit, okay. All right. The guy you killed me is dead. I went to go dude
I I have to stop feeling bad about not reviving teammate
I've got to stop feeling bad about that
Listen, I'm sitting there watching a guy on my mini mat
dead and I say I should go revive them and then I pop up from my perfect
position and get mowed down what you say it's sausage oh god sausage
mowed down all the time ready to hit the pan oh god oh no it's just wait for the
pan like a pan we should go revive these guys over here and and get the
circle what do you think gets in place mm-hmm oh okay all right okay hold on
now okay now give it I think we're gonna die there's literally nowhere to go
from here and they have this covered like crazy I have already pairs okay
yep I am I am fast fast on my way I'm on the fast track to piercing I am on the
fast track to be atomized the parish it's your parents should become month
You should become a priest we're about to perish
It's pretty cool. Oh that's very cool. Okay. I'm perished again. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna unpair you
Unperish that man at once
Dude, why why do downs count as deaths?
Because it's sometimes you get in these death loops that are not your fault
I'm perished
How are these guys dying?
Oh shit they're right there!
I know.
He got him, he got him, he got him.
Can we keep it grabbing?
Grab him all the time.
Please, please, please.
Have to heal or it's pointless?
Please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.
I see the light.
Dude, I'm coming at your...
Oh, thank you. Good job, thank you.
And it's got okay, so all right, I'm not
Dwindling money
I was in the zone
Excellent wisdom
gimmick, I'm returning to the I'm returning to oblock. I'm I'm I've got my one of the car out
No, I know I've got a gun. I've got a gun
I said I'm on my way to Oblok. I didn't say I was at Oblok yet.
I bought a helicopter as well. Hop on in, buzz hop on in.
We're just gonna take a light tasteful flight over to the war zone like you do.
And it's gonna be no big deal. It's gonna be really no big deal.
A NBD?
A CNBDS. A certified no big deal situation.
Nice and simple nice and supple nice and simple and supple keep it tasteful
Okay, this is distasteful. This is distasteful. Are you kidding me?
Hey!
Ah.
Now, I'm kind of...
What else?
I'm just gonna go get my kit.
When?
No, you can't, it disappears when you die.
It disappears when you die.
Does it disappear when you die?
What do you mean?
Yes, it disappears when you die.
It's just your kid disappears when you die. Yes, to you not to other teams
No, I'm gonna go get one of your kids
We also disappear I believe I believe we all did is appear
Find out hey, you go find that out was it let's take a tasteful car
Let's take a tasteful car over there. What do you think? Yeah? Now?
I have $14,000 to be at a dollar's land.
So we really need to lock in.
We need to lock in right here.
You pick me up, I'm on the.
Do you see your kid?
Did you get it?
I haven't reached the area of impact yet.
Let me just tell you, whatever you don't find your kid,
when not coming back,
you're gonna get a kid from the battlefield.
That's right.
That's right.
Give me a battlefield kit.
Give me a battlefield kit.
Say you stay rich, you gotta stay frugal.
Did you find your kid?
I haven't hit the area yet. It's not that close. Alright, I'm approaching the area. Okay, this is the tree
Yeah, huh? Yeah, okay. Yeah, huh did you find it?
Was I was I true that was I told the truth?
Here's the chopper hold on. Let's just give a nice scan nice quick scan nice
I can't get your kid back on that is you cannot get your kid back
Right now up on it buzz up on it. I also I also
Saw a lot of guys saying no, it doesn't you know, you're an idiot. I
Saw a lot of guys a lot of guys saying that a lot of guys saying that
many many man
May I meet Manny Montana?
I think I just didn't look hard enough.
You wanna go back?
No, no, no, no. Let's go.
Let's go. I'm getting a kit from the battlefield.
We're gonna quick kit from the battlefield.
That's easy.
Okay. First we lock in.
These cars, they don't have a lot of traction.
Jesus.
I don't know why it's the bumper on this thing.
It's gonna be in the inventory.
Not a lot of traction on these wheels. I think these are these are old wheels. I need to pick yourself outside the back of a minus
This is what we've become I
Started that round out so good and then one act of kindness and I'm spiraling downhill
That's what they say, you know nice guys finish last
Yeah, you know
No, um, what is it? No, no good deed goes unpunished. No good deed goes unpunished. Yep.
If they could just maybe throw some stuff on these wheels, like maybe some chains or something,
that would be lovely. You know what I'm talking about?
This guy is going to snow? No, just anything to get a little bit of traction.
Oh, these are, you saying the tires are bald? The tires are bald, the tires are bald.
Fuck you!
The tires are bald.
The tires are bald.
Tires are bald, yeah.
Ah, there's budget cuts.
A bunch of cuts on the gringies.
We had some budget cuts.
That's okay. That's okay.
Any moment now, we'll be back at the CZ
and we're ready for battle.
We're ready for battle.
I'll kill a guy and I'll get you, kid, alright?
Alright, alright.
It's a little bit of...
Airtime?
Hang down this puppy at the fob. I'll be back in 30. Say I gotta go out the lady with one more
I'm sure like that. Oh, oh, no, excuse me. Mr. T. It's like a 30 seconds to a minute. Okay 30 seconds to a minute. God, okay
Don't you head on over nice and easy slow and steady wins the race slow and steady wins the race guys remember that remember that
Okay, all right, no big deal no harm no foul no harm no foul right there
Get to the cz like you do like you do it's gonna head on over to the cz
There we go. All right, and we made it and we made it to the cz
Okay, and you know what actually you know what gimmick would very much appreciate if we went and got him a kid while he was away
No, I'm no foul for the fellows. Let's go get mr. gimmick a kid while he's away. What do you say boys?
Let's go get him a cat. Let's go get him a nice cat. Let's find some we can kill give him some good stuff
All right, let's see here
Excuse me, Mr. T. Excuse me. I'm on a grand journey. I'm on a grand journey. I need you to not interfere with this grand journey
Let's go find Mr. Goodminton. Can't let me know if you guys see anybody out of here
Just lurking around a little low we can maybe just take him out
I'm not talking about dinner. I'm talking about taking them out with our weapons
Finds a
Random guy just hanging out around here
Nothing do brass you need a great kid when you see something that shoots bullets
You see something that shoots a bullet or two leave me bolt actually leave me a shotgun
a little little something
little something for our Amigo Mr. Gimmick here
a little something okay hold on now
all right I've arrived
and I see I see we've arrived at our
destination we have arrived at our destination welcome back
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, excellent timing.
Uh, there's a guy right here I'm gonna kill for you so you can get a kit, all right?
There's a fob here.
You have any use for a fob?
Uh, well you don't have any use for a fob. I'm gonna kill this guy
and I'm gonna get his kit for you so how much do you head over to me real quick?
Can we only have so many fobs?
Okay, so I killed a guy so you're gonna come grab his kit
and then you can ask all the stupid questions you want.
What do you think, guys?
Perfect.
Perfect, I just gotta...
I got the bomb and it's gone and it's gone and it's gone gimmick enough to
pop gimmick give it there's a guy can we write for you Bob what you said that
Bob why why in God's name is this a bomb right there why what what purpose does
that serve in this life is what purpose at all is that serve
okay hold on there's a guy right here and I'm gonna die I'm literally want to
Please God save me
I can't see he's pushing you right now and I'm dead. All right, cock Lord supreme
Is 400 meters away with his knife rifle, so
And all right and our journey here is finished and our journey here has come to an end
Our journey here and was a little it was a long hold on does actually hold on now
You got a fob down you got a fob down
What if you take like 20 fobs just cover the whole map with them
That's what I was wondering if there's like a limit. I mean we look at we got a fob
I don't think there is a limit. It's a decoy fob. Decoy fob. Yeah, I actually do need to be revived because I have no money
Sir, I've got dfibs if you want to revive me first really quickly, Mr. Ivy. I'll get you over to you right by the fob
I'm gonna
defibrillate there
Yes, what yes good sir. Yes
you seem to have revived literally the only guy out here without a gun I don't
know I'd like to know the thinking behind that one but you know you do you
say you do that's a fantastic fantastic just a quick revive quick revive and
we back in the action thank you good sir thank you
Oh
My goodness October one of the chances like one in 12 or something
Hey, how you doing boss?
That's Lyric, yeah
Alright, alright, come on boys we must see that tower you must see that power immediately I
I got a kid I repeat I got a kid pretty good kid pretty good oh fantastic
let's see just how it was like you tell one didn't take so long back into the
battlefield dirty heroes would be actually pretty fun in this game
Okay, okay, just keep your people's open. Keep your people's open. If you see anybody say something
Oh, I hit some shots at the top. That's a bad man. That's a man that wants our soul
You can't have it. He can't have it it belongs to the Lord
Okay, all right, so I'm gonna go ahead and just take a quick nap right here. Okay
All right quick now. Let me know when you're done. Okay. I'll let you know
She quick nap a quick nap never hurt anyone
All right, okay, I'm going up. I'm pushing forward
Sure we claim this space for the green team
This is the green team base now
Green team on this base
We're here to take your tower for the green team. Does everyone understand that? Please
lay down your firearms and do not make this out of the landscape, please.
Gentlemen? Gentlemen? They're not responding. They're going to be rambunctious when we try
up there mr. gimmick be careful no they'll be chill you can be chill it'll be
yeah they'll be chill okay all right okay all right I'm touching you I'm
touching you sir we can take the beat hold on get a snipe wait a second dead
wait oh my god I'm dead fuck the snipers fuck the snipers still fuck the
snipe give me guys got like a crazy sniper with 30 bullets in it oh well then
And snipe the guy who sniped me, he's literally in the hill on this ladder side, if you just
look down and the hill is just prone, isn't it?
You got him?
I got, I got, I got that tower over there, which, which, oh, is that the hill right there?
Oh, you got it?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Yeah, he's just prone.
Wait, wait, to the right of the radio tower to the left of the radio tower.
Like straight out from the ladder a little to the right.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
OOOOOOOOH!
HAHAHAHA!
Jack! Yeah!
GET DOWN!
This thing is nice!
FV98?
This thing is crazy!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I've used that before, it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice.
Can you even buy this gun or is it like just a special spot?
You can buy it eventually, yeah, yeah.
it's on the it's on the line okay there's also a guy northeast 43 in those
uh that that little portable those wall wait wait what exactly like right here
right here right somewhere around there he just shot at me at a guy guy guy guy
good
people are people oh yeah yeah right there multiple one guys hit hard and guys
over here somewhere oh dude you can have a fee a sniper feast up there dude
give you a box of a separate feast
separate feast
separate feast it's not for feast
oh no one I like a nice shot there's another one another one to his right he's
He's going to res him, he's going to res him.
He's thinking about it, he's thinking about it.
Oh, he's over here, guy over here.
I'm trying to help you out, he got healed.
One more, little bit healed, little bit healed.
I hit him.
Thank you good chat, thank you good chat, thank you good chat, very kind man.
They what?
Oh shit, we...
I
Never used I miss before I don't know how far to lead stop
It's page a page down same as truck up for um, you know
Still guys over here still guys over here
behind the smoke not in it behind it
I just saw them they're definitely back there
I'm your little spotter I should be getting I should be getting points for this shit
There he is he's fully inspired. I saw my super shot was shut down out of the current match
And after the match it just means that it would there won't be another map after this
Oh my god
This is the first time since the games
It's too easy, too easy.
I'm looking shot from the southeast team mark.
Oh, no, no, no, there it's guys right.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I hear he's in these bushes.
And those bushes right there.
I have to cook hamburger helper.
I'm going to go, but just go ahead and go.
I'm going to crack that dirty walnut shell of Cocoa Watches.
Oh!
Wait, oh, did you kill him?
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Oh, no, it's not going to save a headshot.
I WANT FUCKING FIRE! I WANT FUCKING FIRE RIGHT NOW!
Fucking Scoper.
Are you CMNs?!
You don't wonder people snipe in this game!
Oh my god!
It's ridiculous.
This is- This is crazy!
Yeah, that's- that's why there's so many snipers.
This is crazy!
oh shit there APC's right here dude there APC's right there you're gonna get
people spawning on it you have a perfect angle
oh I have like five more bullets so I gotta use it sparingly yeah yeah yeah
Oh, jeez Louise.
It's one side of me, it's one side of me.
It's one side of me.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
I see him.
Fucking Scopr.
This guy's over here too.
Fucking Scopr.
It takes a Scopr to kill a Scopr.
There's so many but I had to wait till they stopped moving because I was going to kill
until they stop moving because I only got like five shots.
I know, I know, there's a saver shot, saver shot.
Dammit.
No rush.
Oh.
I'm tagging.
You're gonna be healing, man.
You're gonna be healing.
Oh, that's not a friendly hummer down there.
Not a friendly hummer.
Oh, I'm dead from the other tower to the left.
Other tower to the left?
All the way to the left.
It's night.
Your spotters down your spotters. Oh, I'm getting picked up. I'm getting picked up
No, it was a great that was oh, it was a trade you're right
I just read that, I just read that, that was a trade.
I know, I've been watching, I've been seeing it all from my own little tiny scope.
It's orgasmic.
Oh
This guy's trying to send me back over where
Is it all right here on the way in the window in the window of that tap and watch
Just got
I'm in a precarious position they are on to me them at their spotter they are angry at the spotter
There's butter they are angry at this bottom. He was water. I have no wreak
I have no recourse for that tower over there. I can't shoot that far. No, I keep hitting him in the body
It's doing nothing. It's doing nothing. I
Don't have a two shots. I'm feeling I'm feeling I'm feeling you mr. gimmick
It's a little bit. Look it. We're about to be in the hot song
I'm feeling you. I'm feeling you. I'm feeling you. I'm feeling you
No, you'll be very good. You're a good boy. You're a good boy.
You're a very smart boy. You're a very smart boy.
You mean it? You mean it?
Oh, yeah, well, no, but...
This guy just should be fine.
Oh, what the...
Think you can shoot? I think you can shoot.
I think there's another sniper somewhere there-ish.
Yeah, they're shooting at me. You should have...
Oh, you mean he's the same guy from the...
I
Sometimes I see snipers and when they kill me and it zooms in and then you see one sniper in one spot
It's kind of what we're doing right now kind of
I'm not legally I'm not certified as a spotter but I am spotting
I'm an unlicensed spotter.
Oh, that guy should move to the left second.
Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
Oh, I should have taken the shot at it immediately down.
Oh, that bastard. That bastard, that bastard.
Oh my god, I've got like I've got like 10 or 12 kids up here you see this boys
you're doing great work you're doing great work I only like one or two
shots of can't get a sniper go through a humby glass I don't know I in 556
Sure doesn't
That is right there
You watch you watch
Right there now
Just went to my other god
People up even
People up
How many shots do you have left?
One or two, one or two?
Yeah, I got one in the mag and one in the chamber.
Right there.
I can't see him, I can't see him.
I see this killer guy's affecting a lot of things to us.
We're getting shot from all angles now.
He moved a little bit.
Yeah, someone take this.
What the hell is that coming from?
Oh no!
Oh god, where the hell is all this coming from?
I can't even see him.
It was an extra deep up on the ground.
Come on, pick it up.
Oh my god!
I don't know if I have a bullet in the chamber or how do I attack?
How do I shoot this guy three times one in the head and I don't kill him. Oh
I don't I don't have one the chamber. I don't
Damn
Is that was crazy what lasted that was crazy what lasted this night?
Is this this animal going this guy a headshot doesn't even do half health dude. Oh my god
Thanks guys. We checked the feet. What great?
I'm back in action baby I'm back in action I'm back in action
I'm back in action alright work work work work work work work work thank you boys thank
Thank you boys!
Thank you gentlemen!
Little Betty healing!
I'm healing! I'm healing!
Thank you boys! Thank you boys!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'm back on the case! Oh God, what the!
Jesus Louise!
Okay, back on the case, back on the case!
I
Really I hit this guy
What that what I hit this guy oh god oh
Oh
All right, well
Are you gonna become a sniper now you're gonna
Try unlocking the fucking SVD
I'm hitting the head I hear the head I hear the head shot sound he's not dying
you said welcome to war dog brother welcome to war dogs brother
Oh
Maybe I have a lot of something I'm here. I'm here to help
Which is fool. Which is cool again. It's cool again.
Where is he? Where is he?
I either wise to be Michigan. I don't think this plan works anymore. I either wise to be.
They're onto us? They're onto me. There's only one thing we can do. Mix it up.
We must find a new roost. But you're out of ammo, right?
These guys seem to have some. Ammo.
I think even then it's it's it's it's it's it's all eyes all eyes all eyes all eyes on me all eyes on me
all eyes on me everybody's looking at me
everyone's not running around the open anymore either
there's just a guy standing in the open 10 minutes ago not nobody's in the open
Yeah, you've cleared him out.
I could.
No, that was my last shot!
Just be able to aim over the sink, 7.62x54.
I don't know the honest.
Oh, I think you could shoot.
I need like a...
I'm also angry at the spotter.
The spotter has also taken some heat and the spotter has relocated.
Hold on although the spotter is getting sniped
We would again
What kind of stuff is this?
What that? What is this? Oh?
What's an RFP?
The RP. I believe it was RFPs in the game. I
Didn't need it. Are you sure?
R&B 100% R&B. I'm see that be many time before many times. Okay. I
I need to do is up. I need to do is up. I think I think we've been found out. I didn't even sign up
All right, okay
Well, that'll happen. That'll happen.
Guys on me, there's guys on me. I'm probably gonna die here.
I'm just gonna...
Okay. The footsteps dude. Sounded like...
I actually heard footsteps and it sounded like he was 20 yards away.
Everybody, everybody healing?
Power five
Just five towers. All right. I'm resetting. That was a 20k run since I brought out nothing. Oh nice, Mr.
gimmick nice. I've got this cool RFP on the roof.
I did yeah, I've never seen the RFP either. I wonder if you're the RFP of a boss. Where's that? Is that a, that can't be a snipe.
I need some I need some I need some RFB ammo I need some RFB ammo
okay all right now I need some it's a marksman rifle it's a marksman rifle
oh my god yeah I don't think I don't know if it one shot to the head unless you
don't have armor on oh I just got a thermal thing
Whoa, Jesus Christ, what are you doing over there?
What are you doing over there?
I just got fucking thermal!
Okay, stop it!
I'm going into the hot zone.
The hot zone is in...
The ABC's in the hot zone.
Dude, this shit's crazy.
I got thermal, I got an RFB with 308.
I'm fucking pimping right now.
Well, you see what he's doing?
Now this guy's a fucking scoper. I'll tell you that right now. I don't have ever seen anything just bad
They all up we can you look through smoke with a thermal. Oh my god, you can just sit in a smoke
Is anyone to change the
Give it give it you can just look through this smoke the thermal. I'm not even joking. Oh my god
I'm just looking to smoke, I'm just looking to smoke right now.
Oh, well.
Whip!
Whip!
Ah, lappin'.
Ah, it was a good run.
It was a good run.
The smoke, the smoke has some positives, as I listed previously, gimmick.
And there's some negatives, and there's some negatives.
To being in the smoke
Because you know if you sit in the smoke for a while you look through the thermal scope and you're all looking around for exhumed in
When you get back out of it
Yeah, well you know when you get back out of it
Well, now you don't know where you are because you've been spinning around with a forex go in the middle
It's like one of those it's like one of those dreams you have where you're presenting a
Thing in class you like a presentation about like the history of like the American Revolutionary War
Yeah, Genghis Khan's at the events. Oh shit, this helicopter's gonna
And and then you look down and your entire cocking balls are just like beat red hanging out of your separate
Yeah, yeah, no 100% yep. No 100%
Yeah, no, yeah, that's exactly what it's like. That's exactly. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. That's exactly what it's like
That's exactly what it's like, you know.
Yeah, and sometimes it's a dream and sometimes it's not.
Well, um, well, you go into prison if it's not.
Sometimes it's a dream and sometimes it's a Tuesday.
It's well, once again, you go into prison if it's not a dream.
But you tell the police when they arrive that it was an accident
and they say, well, you can't go to jail for an accident.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, you can't go to jail for an accident, I forgot about that loophole.
That's the rules, that's the law.
Yeah.
He's one of those lawyer loopholes that I learned about on the TV.
Of the telly? Of the telly?
Did you know, did you know that every single episode, like 100%, every episode of CSR Miami ends with you can't go to jail for an accident?
Really?
That's always the climax.
Really?
How are you fucking wrong as these people are?
Okay. Alright. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm gonna slow my roll for a second.
Are you?
What's your situation?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Okay.
Ah.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-hmm. I feel like we should have lost control of the game.
Every anti-air missile launcher in the whole game locked on me at the same time.
Aw.
That would be great. Thank you, sir. Thank you. That'd be fantastic.
And now you're cocking balls hanging out of your zipper when you're like,
Like cocking balls hanging out of my zipper.
Yeah, when you hit the, what, you're going to hit the flare button and you look down
and then your peripheral, you saw your entire cocking balls.
Yes, yes, exactly, exactly.
Out of your zipper. But your zipper was only like half open, so they were like being squeezed.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you just squeeze them a little bit make sure you know you have to month
Yeah, it's like when you squeeze one of those stress balls. I
I
Three guys three different anti-air people all locked out of me at the same time giving three different anti-air people from three separate bases
That is that I mean that's a board situation
That's what I did. I actually
uh, donned the first two, and aborted on the third one,
and the rocket hit the helicopter as I aborted,
and killed me outside the helicopter.
Mm-mm.
That is tough.
Yes.
Oh, we're stuck in the circle, though.
We are?
Could be, uh, uh, yeah, and we're dominating.
You gotta say she points, we're doing pretty good.
Yeah, we need to, uh-
Oh my god.
What?
They have an apache- there's an apache!
On the- there's an apache!
Oh my god!
What? I'm looking at an Apache right now.
What?
I'm telling you, I'm looking at an Apache.
What?
And it's not ours.
What?
I don't know what...
Finally, I need you to kamikaze that Apache right now, Eagle.
I don't know what to do about this.
Right there, right there, that Apache.
Kamikaze, Kamikaze, that one right there.
This is bad news.
I've got a plan, I've got a plan!
I've got a plan!
Okay.
You got an anti-plane or just a general plan?
Ooh.
I'm seeing your dead body next to a crashed helicopter.
Do we, uh, should I just move on or do you want to talk about it?
No, I don't want to talk about it at all.
I don't want to talk about it at all.
I am so fucking poor.
I have no- I have NO MONEY!
Listen, listen, I- I was joking earlier.
Well, I wasn't- I am not gonna pay for any bronze statues, but I'll buy you some kits. I'll buy you some kits.
Thank you. Thank you.
Let me test out this M4 a little bit.
You know what I'm doing? I'm grabbing the- the helicopter with mini guns, I'm gonna come take that Apache down.
Alright?
Okay, alright.
That's- that's what I was doing.
I- I- I would love that to be true.
It is true. I'm- I'm coming right now.
I'm gonna take down that helicopter myself. I'm gonna save the green team. I'm gonna save the world
Yeah, I probably lose the most amount of money not getting shot from trying to get into the fucking battle right in my day
Anytime boss anytime. I didn't really believe that. I think that the most amount of money
I lose is not from dying in battle is from dying trying to get from the base
to the battle I
I actually believe that I didn't even believe oh, there's no trouble believing that are you dead right now?
No, I'm flying back in an attack topper. I'm gonna fight that Apache
All right
I went where's your patch yet?
It was attacking the Bob that had our had the circle sucked tower to tower to last seen but I died
Uh, Chow and Chu had them all and then got immediately shot by a red squad who was just
hanging out nearby not shooting the blue squad.
A fed-bed-bed just shooting me.
I do not see anything out here.
Are we sure it's not dead?
Are you sure the Apache's not dead?
Uh, no, I'm not sure, because I am dead, and I do not have eyes on said Apache, it could be dead.
Are we sure it's dead?
We're not sure it's dead, and we're not sure it's not dead. We're just not sure, period.
We don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I
Maybe it went back to refuel or or re-re up on ammo. Yeah, well, I don't care
I don't care. I'm glad to get left. It can live. You know what?
I'm you know what? He's a free spirit and he deserves respect like the rest of us and I will I'm
Did you see poopsie? I did not see poopsie someone
You've committed a great crime against me. A great crime.
An incredible crime against me. A crime so unspeakable, I won't even tell you.
I won't even tell you what the crime was.
Well, that is unspeakable. That's what unspeakable means.
Yeah.
Unspeakable. An unspeakable crime.
An unspeakable crime has been committed against me.
Unspeakable.
Did I mention that I can't speak about it?
You can or you won't?
I will not speak about it.
I will not speak about it. That's fair enough.
I have 20,000, I have 20, $20,000.
I have 20, I started tonight with 350,000 hours is even possible.
Why the hell?
And why is this a membership token?
I've made money and I've made about 100k.
Oh, hey.
Fuck yourself.
Yeah, I do that.
Whether or not you tell me, that's just part of my daily rotation.
remember a daily reminder every other day but you know you don't want to do it
consistent enough consistency is key to see is key
this is the season season is key you want to make sure you keep it on a
schedule you forget that's right mm-hmm just like my workout routine I hit the
gym once every day for four hours lifting running calisthenics yoga really
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you don't I'm not a bookie miss you. I'm not a bookie. I am I'm
Yes money challenge. You're just associating this is possible. I
This is my second the last life
This what they call I've never really known what deep personalization means, but I feel like this is it
I don't know what that means, but listen. This is my second the last life before I run on money
I need to lock in. I need to actually lock in. Lock in lock in lock in lock in
If you want to join me
Oh, the Apache is back. All right. Okay. That's a fob. Okay. That thing is fucking insane
Well, actually this could listen if you just want to make some money. Oh, you saw it. Yes. I saw
Yeah, that thing is insane
You know what you know what at the first thing I saw thought of when I saw it what I thought that does not look safe
I was just acting, I was just going to talk to myself, that does not look safe.
Absolutely not.
I honestly, I would go as far as saying it's unsafe.
Very unsafe.
Will you concur with that doctor?
I concur.
You concur with that doctor?
Yes, I concur with that doctor.
Oh, okay, thank you doctor.
Okay, well this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to kill 10,000 people.
What?
what if he's going over okay over there doctor this guy whips around I point
Blake full auto right into his dick okay okay this game is bullshit these are
not going well for the green team right now these are not going ecstatic for the
green team at this at this current moment of time as current moment of
time the green team is suffering okay
that was such a bullshit I don't even think a bull could shit that bullshit
well that's kind of the job and everything I'm saying this bullshit and
so bullshit a bull couldn't shit this bullshit don't worry puppies can take
Take care you boys. Hop on up boys. Hop on up. Hop on up. Get up and hop on up. Get on up.
Oh, father is getting...
There's currently a homie trying to run me over as we speak.
Alright, we're going back to the hot zone. It's hot. It's hot.
Oh, it's very hot. It's very hot. Very, very hot hot zone. Lots of dirty blues.
Lots of dirty blues around here.
We got guys drop it over here push right push right. Oh, you have a whole five right here
Oh, it's red and blue everybody's here everybody's here
Push up push up push up
Go go go
I'm up on the fob I'm up on the fob. Oh, yeah, watch me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, which we I'm right behind you. I'm right behind you
Did you get the guy that was like right in this building? He didn't just hop that fence. Yeah, I got I got I got I got
Push up push up push up
I'm going in, I'm going in!
You have little gorilla on our team.
I just saw a literal silverback gorilla on our team.
You serious?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
I don't think it's literal silverback gorilla.
Just ran past me with a green marker over his head.
Like a hacker?
An actual silverback?
No.
No, it's just a guy in a ghillie suit.
Oh, okay.
Oh no.
He looked like a silverback gorilla in my mind. I was picking a gorilla just running my
Dude
I was at listen, I would never cheat in a game like this, but if I did I that's how
Game body and wall hacks that is that that's pussy shit. I
Would I would hack in a silverback gorilla character model into the game and just run around
That's the move right there. That's the bad shocking it would be if you're locked in on war zone
And you pee your corner and a silverback earl is just bounding down the street
That's not how you say it's a little creative dude. They need to get more creative 100% 100%
Why are you doing you do this hooligan real quick one moment
I
Can eat my cello
No, I'm actually I'm actually cooking right now. I'm actually cooking
I'm only on seven kill street kind of Friday. We're fried when we're cooking we're cooking
I'm getting all my money back. I'm only $39,000
Oh, I see the silver back gorilla.
We try to communicate with him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
We reached an understanding that we would both be acceptable with.
compromise, a fair compromise.
Let's see if I can contact with the gorilla, do you see it, do you hear me?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I smoked him, I smoked him.
He speaks?
He speaks, he speaks.
Well, he speaks gorilla.
I'm in, I'm in the fog.
I'm pushed up, pushed up.
I'm in a full circle around the base.
I'm just cleaning out the whole perimeter.
I'm inside. I'm inside.
Is there any people in there?
It's a fucking...it's a ghost town. There's some...
It's a ghost town? Really?
Where do we go?
Hey, there's two guys moving to the south, I can see a shot.
Fuck it.
Eh!
There's some shots of me in the south.
Oh, the Apache's back!
your pouch is back, Mr. gimmick!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I think we're clear inside here.
I'm not sure what's going on in here.
A lot of build up for nobody in here.
Yeah, I don't see nobody.
I'm searching these houses and stuff like that.
And something's happening to my building.
I'm not really sure what.
Uh, something's happening.
Oh, I see.
The Apache is absolutely vaporizing my building.
Um, so that's gonna be a problem.
That's gonna be a problem that I'm gonna have to deal with.
All right, give me, but this is a solo journey, all right?
This is where boys become men.
I'm gonna have to deal with this problem myself.
I don't need, I don't need you to help me.
I don't want you to help me, okay?
Don't you help me.
I'm not gonna help you.
Don't help me.
I promise.
This is a rite of passage for me.
You have my word.
This is the rite of passage for mini peanuts.
Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini peanuts.
This is your time. It's my time.
I don't know why they would build walls like this. You could just jump over them.
I feel like they're closer.
Oversight?
Just a quick oversight? No big deal?
No big deal? Just a quick little oversight of this literal entire base?
On every side?
We'll need this.
What do I need?
Oh, oh, you're part of the gods.
Thank you, good job.
Give me extra rockets mission. Oh, thank you pepper peppers happen to me with my ride of passage
Thank you pepper. I'm glad you got me help with your ride of passage. No, no
Well, he's gearing me up for my ride of passage like mr. Miyagi. Oh
Hangover you said. Yeah, he also give me a RPG. Oh
That counts
Now where's the Apache act you see it
I got a score set. No, no, I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
And I'm all out of bubblegum gimmick. I'm all out of bubblegum
Okay, I don't know what that is
Let me know if you guys see the Apache voices out. I'm looking up. Hey hold on. Can you shoot someone out, sir?
I would greatly appreciate it. You just shoot anyone else. That'd be very nice
I do not like being shot. It's against my religion and I'm allergic.
Give me, you know what I'm excited for? What? For when close he joins.
Any moment now. Any moment. Any moment.
I will begin.
Valhalla has a lead.
Good night Valhalla.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
Clogsy is just right around the corner from joining.
He's only seven hours and forty-seven minutes late.
No big deal.
That's just.
Oh I see the patch.
I see the patchy.
Time to meet your maker you bastard.
Time to meet your maker you bastard.
Stand back gimmick.
Stand back.
I have a score to settle.
Okay.
I got one shot.
I'm not.
One opportunity.
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti on my sweater already.
I won't get in the way of you shooting the Apache.
Mom's spaghetti already.
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti.
Yeah!
Fascinating.
very fascinating okay well we'll let that guy off with a little warning this
time little warning for that guy give it I have a sadist update on the mission
Okay, I missed the rocket and I have no more
Yes
Thank you good say thank you
That is the status update that is the status update of the mission
But I did I wouldn't even bother going for the hot zone because it's all in the forest and there's just a thousand blues
Lang and bushes with snipers
With no cover but the trees
Uh, yep. Okay, yep. Uh, I, uh, okay. Uh, okay. Here's the plan.
I'm gonna go into the hot zone. I'm gonna kill everyone. Okay.
All right. Okay. I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill everybody.
And then once it's clear and safe, you can come in. All right?
Sounds good.
Okay.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Right. So here we go. All right. Stand back, Mr.
gimmick. I'll let you know when it's safe.
Commence killing everyone
It's time to kill everywhere in the circle
Gotcha one down Michigan it only of about 35 more to go this should be simple
It should be a couple look in the bushes look for the bush. Oh, no, there's no way there in the bushes that would make any sense
That would make any sense give me please don't spread lies like that
It is misinformation Monday, but that lies too too too drastic. Okay. He was in the bus
Alright gimmick, I am parished. I'm parished and more life has come to a close.
This chapter in his piece this time.
Is there like a bunch of explosives on your body that you're going to kill them all with?
Yes, it's just yes.
One, two, one, two, and it turns out the bodies of all of them are really...
You buried yourself under ground and you had to be fighting strong now.
Yes, I will.
During the week, I could maybe take a look into that.
Well, what's really going on, what's happening here, right, is that, well, this is what's going on, right?
So, what I did was I put a grenade in my butthole.
And I put a piece of floss from the grenade pin to my teeth.
All right, that's what it does.
So, when the enemy comes over to my body to pick me up and kiss me,
and he lifts my head up and kisses me.
It's a dead man's trigger, kind of thing.
It's a dead man's trigger.
And once he comes to pick my head up and kiss my dead body,
it will pull the pin from the grenade, which is a very special thing to do.
Respect the thing you do.
And everyone will die.
And everybody will die.
Okay.
Think about that.
Ah, you can fuck yourself, please.
It's a little convoluted of a plan, but I'm interested to see if it works.
No, no, it's not. No, it's not convoluted. It's not convoluted.
It's not convoluted. It's not convoluted. It's not convoluted.
I planned this out for months. I planned this out for months.
I'm telling you, there's a grenade in my butthole,
and as soon as the guy comes to pick my head up and kiss me and kiss my dead body,
it will pull the pen. A supple, honorable kiss.
An honorable kiss
It will pull the pin from the grenade to my butthole and everyone will die
Everybody will die
It's quite simple actually. Just give me status.
I don't know what this guy doesn't get. I don't understand how he doesn't understand the plan. It's very simple
Okay, sounds good. Yeah, I won't be here for that, but good luck with that
I could probably just ram him over the window
and it wouldn't happen, or odds.
Honestly, how would you just try ramming on?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm in for that.
I'm in for that.
Are you guys, are you Eagle, are you in?
Hey, Eagle said, I'll just try ramming that bitch right now.
We're with you pal, we're with you.
Right now?
Let's ram that bitch, ram that shit, take him down.
Take him down for the green team.
How about this, if you ram him and you miss, we'll hop out.
And then we'll watch you go for a second attempt.
Oh, there he is, right on the right there,
are the left left there he is there he is
metal helmet
oh yeah see you have a good time
is that a pretty helicopter for the right as you said hope
is that a little later?
no i'm fine no i uh i chose a very strategic moment to
to exit the vehicle. I had a bad feeling. I had a bad feeling.
It's a little strategy. Nothing wrong with a little bit of strategy. No.
Okay, now I'm being hunted down solo in the middle of nowhere by a fucking apache.
I'm not prepared for a situation like this. What does the training manual say to do?
What does the training say to do? What does the...
Just pray. I think prayer. Prayer? Prayer could possibly work.
Are you sure nothing in the training manual has a as a advice for this exact end of situation pretty sure it's just
No, no, no, just a prayer this prayer. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay
Okay, so solely solely on Apache from the ground
Alone in the middle of nowhere is the handbook says prayer
It's it's a prayer situation, I don't know what to do
Yeah, okay, so.
All right, so here's the end of my life.
You know what, I might as well go down to fight him.
I might as well go down to fight him.
All right, I just triple hit.
Wait, I did over 100 damage to a guy that was not dead.
How's that possible?
I triple headshot a guy for over 100 damage.
And he's alive?
Can someone explain that to me?
I did 36 damage, 36 damage, 36 damage.
Headshot, headshot, headshot.
That guy requires 109 damage to kill 109 damage it requires to kill unfortunately not 108 I
I don't know dude. I'm actually caneptic
Well, I actually really think you have it bad, but I was genuinely just hunted down by an apache alone
In the middle of nowhere for five full minutes. Okay, so I think I think we all have our problems that we're doing
I know I'm a cheap stuff inside. Oh, we can connect together just cuz
Just because you're also convincing doesn't mean I can't also connect
We can all connect
You make things you're going rough for a goopa
Times are hard for you for right now. You understand? I don't have time to worry about your stupid
Problems suit the guy with 36 damage
36 damage times three over a hundred health and he's not dead
Right, you're gonna say
Oh
That's usually think you gorilla
Right I'm going in
George
Mr. Team pay me for the rain my boy
Fuck you
Go give a cheap a just read me boss
The TV girl what's your name?
Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink
I'm deep enough
Many many music nappy boy
I'm on a boat. Yeah, all right now
Let me buy you a drink!
I would take you home with me!
I got money in my bank!
My goose!
Well, let's go home!
And 4% interest in a savings account!
It's quite beneficial!
I've been thinking about switching to A-Max, but I'm just like a sponsored songer, but
the Miles and Cashback Art is good!
I'm just sponsored, so I'm fine.
Okay.
Alright, my world is falling apart around me.
I have been barished.
I have been vaporized.
I have been vaporized.
I have been vaporized.
Thank you Mr. D. B. your good man.
I hope you see much face while considering.
Okay, so well, okay.
Alright.
So, okay, so...
Okay.
Well, I have been vaporized yet again.
I have been...
Yeah, I've been...
I've lost my life.
That thing is a madness?
Yeah, can anybody take that Apache Nutsman alive for like half an hour?
We're at 83 points. We've been at 83 points for also like half an hour.
More dogs out there. More dogs.
I'm just gonna lay by if you...
Thank you boys, thank you. You helped me greatly.
I will significantly handle and take on...
significantly handle and take on that Apache myself.
I will take it on myself. I would take it on even if I have to
I am in hell right now I'm in hell I
Am in hell literal hell right now gimmick
Then a new map it's a new map. It's a new map. It just got released an hour ago
Okay, ah here comes the Apache to finger pop my asshole again
Dude, it's like a three-way tie for the zone right now. Not points, but how many people?
I'm seeing a bunch of guys right outside the hot zone for some reason
Move give it give it don't don't let the bad guys. Don't let the red guys in the and the blues
Don't let him come over. I would never don't invite them over to our house. We're not welcome over there
Okay, I would love to hit one of those Bob is not say my dream Bob is not safe. I repeat
Hey, are you sure it's not safe? Are you certain because I'm heading there now?
For the green team
It's not getting past you, but I'll get you. Do not live to see tomorrow.
Take that, Pussy.
Alright. And it's over. And it's over.
And it's over.
I would love just a quick revive. That would be so...
That'd be so licking. My dreams would come true.
We're in the city of dreams, gimmick. We're in the city of dreams.
Let me buy you a drink!
Wooo!
I'mma take you home with me!
I got money in the bank!
Wells Fargo!
Now, again, the Wells Fargo thing.
Are you sure that's part of the original?
This is a cover.
C-Pain has legally contracted me to do a cover for his song.
I'm just practicing.
T-Pain, I hope I'm making you proud.
I hope I'm doing the song right.
Let me try one more time.
Would you mind if we got...
Baby girl, what's your name?
Let me talk to you later.
Oh, you would break.
I'm T-Pain.
You and me.
Did you get help?
I got money in the bank!
Woo-hoo!
That's not quite how I remember it.
Well, Spargo!
Savings account!
4% interest!
And 2% cash back!
I'm still working on it, it's a work in progress, it's a work in progress, I'm still working on it, it's a work in progress.
We'll put a pin in that and we'll come back, we'll put a pin in that and we'll come back.
Okay.
Two percent cash back zero down.
You don't even have enough in your bank for the next kid.
Whatever I
Care
Whatever I don't even care. I don't even care
shut up idiot
Shut up idiot
You're just an idiot. That's all you are idiot
Or I'm back in it. I'm back and I'm ready to rubble and tussle
All right sounds good. There's guys on my body
on the train track
Back up back up back
Hey, how are you? Okay, I bought it got all that
These peace peace. I'll give you these cool defibrillators. Oh, thank you. Oh my god
Stand back and I'm still
STAND BACK!
He's still not paid for it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I got too much, I got too much.
Don't take that, don't take that much.
I got that.
I'm not gonna miss. I never miss.
You call me Peter, never miss.
Peter, do you feel that?
Do you feel that?
Do you feel that?
Now I need your help, but...
oh there's a man New yards away yeah yeah oh my god give it give it I'm being
assaulted I'm being something I'm being something oh my god oh my good your
destiny but your destiny metaphors you see you feel that oh there's a guy coming
up behind the other side of the APC of you well other side what where where was
other side of the APC in you there's like an ultimate
wait wait wait oh god hold the line hold the line
I'm good I'm good somebody's coming to get me
oh hold the line hold the line
hold the line I'm holding the line he won't be able to get to you
oh god I'm on your tag give me that one your tag
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there in a second.
I need help immediately.
Defconn 5, Defconn 5, Code Red, Code Red, I repeat.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
There's a big, brolic man over there by the other side of the tree.
Retreat!
Retreat!
Daddy gets what daddy wants. Daddy gets what daddy wants.
And take a couple of people.
Oh, daddy wants you. Daddy wants you and some of these eels.
Oh, daddy gets what daddy wants. Daddy gets what daddy...
What is going on over here?
I was, I was reprimanding this war criminal,
but he started making sexual advances toward me.
Hey
Only a couple thank you sir
Give me quick get back yet. I don't know I don't know
I don't know. I know there's a lot of oh, no
That thing finds true. Hi, I can't hit it with the rocket launcher sauces where it comes from what it does
There's no shooting at me. What it's doing get it out of my face. Oh
Oh, yeah, I got one more rocket. I got one more rocket ready. Okay. Oh
It's down, it's down, it's down.
It's a slow crash, it's a slow crash, it takes some time, it's gotta give it a couple of seconds.
It's got, it sounded a bit crashing.
Oh, help, help.
Yeah.
Please leave me for this house.
What, are you serious?
Out of the state even though I'm still there?
I'm killing myself.
What is it doing?
I'm killing myself.
Listen, gimmick, I need you to do one thing for me.
Can you do something for me?
Yeah.
I need you to fly a helicopter with me on the side.
I'm gonna grab a rocket launch
and we're gonna shoot this thing out of the air.
Understand?
All right
The police guys the rockets I'm $19,000 I can't afford a piece pieces a whole backpacks for the Rockets
It's all right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let me get it back
All right, you want me to just fly a helicopter
Yes, I see your fly a helicopter with me on the side. That's it
Okay, that's all that's all I need
All right helicopters you ready and available
Okay, all right, okay, don't worry stand back. I've got this
Wait, I just realized we listen we listen we listen we boss come with us boss come with us
Wait, where are you? Where are you?
I'm right here right here. Listen. We have to fly on the back one. We're gonna kill you with the back blast
So uh boss makes you hop on one of the back seats. Are you kill with the back blast?
Up on like the furthest in the back
You have to get out of here, okay, I'm good to go about the backseat about the backseat
This was also the backseat
Yes, all right boys either he dies or we die
No
I'm not going to kill you.
Give me out there.
Give me out there, Vosch.
That's cool.
That's cool.
We aren't me and Mosketa kill each other with the backlash?
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Well, we're doing low science here today.
Okay, hold on.
Let me, hold on.
You want a little science here today?
Let me just hop.
Hold on.
Okay.
I can't, uh, okay.
All right.
Well, this is the risky day.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm not going to kill you.
This is the risky day. It's the risk listen. Please God put the helicopter on the left side so that I kill him with backplot before he kills me with backplot
Okay, okay, okay
Can you not aim in the fray? Can you not aim in front of you? Oh, he's got a guy
He's got a guy. You got a clear shot. Yeah, there's another guy on this dude this autopilot thing sometimes is so annoying
I see a patch of left
him no that's it no that's not him you see him no I don't see him I don't I see
I
Killed myself in the night last I didn't even know that I was possible
Okay, and monsters killed
Himself all of us and you and the other passenger with his back glass
Okay, okay, so you know, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Doesn't look like, it looks like,
it's looking very grim.
Well, it looks very grim, gentlemen.
It did some science.
Yeah, some science.
Some science was performed.
Science was performed.
And, we tried, we tried, we tried.
Doesn't seem like that is gonna be a viable tactic.
I do not believe that that is a viable tactic, no.
But what matters is that we tried it out.
We tried our best.
We tried it out.
Everybody's benefit for everyone's benefit now everyone knows that you can't
You can't do you can't do that you can't do whatever the whatever the fuck that was whatever the fuck that was
We cannot do this busted
Myth has been busted
Yes, that is okay. All right, okay
I didn't even know what was going on, I was like, are we getting hit?
The first time I survived barely, the second blast, that was, uh...
How was about it for you?
Yeah, apparently I killed myself with that blast, which again, I literally did not know it was possible.
I have $593.
I got your next kit, Mr. Peanut. I got your next kit.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
I pop off this time, which is about what's gonna happen. I'm gonna
Okay
Running on foot to our base
nice. How long has he been out there? Give me, give me, can you come, can you take a
helicopter? And fly and revive me please, please. I have, I was by your kid. No, no,
no, no, I have my kid. Just grab an helicopter, just fly to me. Well, that guy's gonna shoot
Because I saw reloading
He wasn't reloading he was he was patting the rocket launcher in the back for doing such a great job. Oh my god
There's a man next to me I think hello is anyone out there
Hello, oh spring can I have a quick revive?
It's me. It's me. Is it him? I won't shoot. I promise
Please just quick me back. Please take me back.
I shouldn't have moved out of kit.
I hope you guys won't give me a second.
I think I'm gonna get revived.
I think I'm gonna get revived.
Is this the guy that killed us?
I'm possibly being revived by the gentleman
that
that, uh, well,
vaporized us.
Is this you landing right here?
These are my amigos. These are my amigos.
Okay.
That sounded uh unpromising on thank you sir thank you good job I see you I see you thank you thank you very
kind sir thank you thank you oh somebody else has got you listen I made a copy of you I can get out of here fast I made a copy of you I made a copy you have to get out of here quick
all right well all is well it ends well you see that we're all fine okay you gotta ride you gotta ride I gotta ride I gotta ride
all right all right okay did we get that guy on his freaking walk about with
an RPG running on foot all the way to our boys every end everybody in every
end everybody edge
all right okay take it take it to the battlefield boss to his right to the
Battlefield at $593 was time to lock it in time to lock it in boys
Yes, that was the RPG whizzing bias by God's green grace we are alive
We're just gonna land in the safe, a nice safe area here.
Oh, well, we're getting points, we're getting points, we're gonna win!
This is our moment, this is our moment!
This is our time!
There's been so much of us!
They were writing books about us!
They were putting us in magazines where we're on the front, making us sexy smolders.
Like that!
I'm going in!
I jumped out of my helicopter and it landed on me.
Yeah, successful parachute, successful feet, boots on the ground, and it landed on me.
Fantastic.
That is great to hear about, that is so whimsical to hear.
Just so I want to remind you that the Apache is back and he is blowing up everyone in our base.
Oh my god, this guy's got some crazy...
Oh, this...
Why don't we have any anti-air now?
That's what I just said!
I was, I was sorry, I was talking to a guy, he had some, some crazy parkour tactic.
Can I have those defibrillators?
I mean, we got this game, this game's in the bag.
the bag I'm not gonna get my money back on that negative 14,000 bought a kid
thanks watch wait maybe I
here we go there we go there's some judges thank you good sir that's very
kind of you thank you sir
fantastic
all right okay all right give it I'm going out I'm going out in a place of
glory I will not die here in this place you I will not die here I will go on in
I will go out of the blaze of going into the black, into the flame!
I will cast deploy my enemy with the strength of a thousand sons!
They will feel my wrath! They will hear my name!
I will conquer them! I don't want to be alive anymore.
And I'm not. Where's my wishes come true?
My dreams, where are the city dreams again? Where are the city dreams?
Please God get me please
Yeah, me too. Oh no, it's so bad over here
And we're fucked, baby
Never gonna die
I'm gonna give up, never sure
All right, let's get moving boys. Let's ride
Where's the enemy at?
I found an enemy. I found an enemy reloading reloading reloading. I've already paid for my kid. I've already paid for my kid
Holy shit. Okay
Look at that squeaky here. It's squeaky here.
Move again, move again.
Okay, alright.
Okay, I'm looking for the enemy, I'm looking for the enemy.
I'm looking for the enemy.
Looking for them, I don't see them. Going for a quick revive with some money not to help this guy. Fuck this guy.
Just a little bit of money, I see a little bit of money. A little bit of cash today, a little bit of cash.
Any time, any time! That was for you, not for money.
Why don't you the team around up and do a little bit of packing a little bit of mag packet right there boys?
You see that $41,000
41,000 speckled as you are that is gimmick or fiesta. That's a mom. That's a that's a standard Tesla
That's a that's a that's an on that's an unopson for that 150 you what that is that's a that's a firebird at MSRP
You see that right there? That's right. That's right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly exactly exactly
We made a difference today. We made a difference
We showed we showed the enemy that we are not been traveling with we show the enemy that if they're gonna master that right
But they better be fucking ready
Ready!
BLEB, BLEB, BLEB, BLEB!
FUCK IT, READY!
Oh my God.
Oh, server shut down?
Server shut down.
Woo!
What, was it an update or something?
I don't know, since server shut down requested.
Apparently I gained 5 scoper levels just from that one life with the cyber.
Almost 6.
Oh my God dude, that's crazy.
Oh, well I, I'm like 1 millimeter from 6.
Oh, that is...
Hmm
That's nice
Seven unlocks is yes. Yes. We how many unlocks is it so I get I want to know how I get that snipers that type was insane
Let's see
Recon wait level 19. Wait, I got 9,000 x3 for a cyber in one life
SV 98 is level 19. Did you see it SVD?
Oh, that's level 19. Yeah, that's easy. That's easy. That's
That's nothing. I got 9,000 in one life
We're gonna be killing a lot slower as a sniper though. I mean
But it's achievable, it's achievable.
I got like 12 kills just that life on that house.
Are you sure it's slower?
Uh, I mean it's the same amount of XP as a sword.
I'm just saying as a sniper it's a slower, it's like a slower play style.
I mean unless you just go out, just dominate.
Wait, how fast do you make the ADS for a sniper?
What if I do like Call of Duty Cargo Ship and push up?
Oh shit, oh yeah.
Mm-hmm
No, I'm not it's Monday. I'm an hour forty past three many time, and I'm getting a burger and I'm going to bed eat my ass
All right, okay, Mr. gimmick
Good night, sir. Good. You gimmick and good play with you clothes. Eat. Have a good night
Yeah, yeah, Adios, Gloksy.
I'm going to go and see you guys.
Thanks for playing with us, Gloksy.
Thanks for playing with us.
I love you, Godline.
You had a great time on that one.
You had a great out there today, Gloksy.
Wow, you impressed me.
You were really doing good.
Oh my god.
Give me, I mean, Gloksy, the way, wow,
the way you handle that M4 is incredible.
Wow, and you only used a couple slurs today, huh?
I'm proud of you, boss.
You're working on it.
That's what matters.
He's cutting back.
Well, what a good man.
What a good guy.
All right, see you later, Mr. gimmick.
Adios, sir, adios.
All right, boys, I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up, I'm getting up.
I thought the tournament for this game
would be two weeks from now on Saturday the 26th,
but I'm getting worried that there's some problems with that,
so I have no idea what it is.
I'll figure it out tomorrow and let you boys know.
Thank you, Mr. Knott, for bringing joy
to the bungalow ladies,
ladies and gentlemen,
to the highest Navy sailor,
but you make it better.
Thank you for your service, good man.
I'll cut you MF.
Thank you for your service, good man.
All those semen out there on that poop deck,
I could only imagine and close my eyes and bite my lip.
All those semen out there on that poop deck.
Oh my God, it makes me bite my lip so hard and come.
Thank you for your service, good sir.
Thank you for your service, good sir.
Delicious, delicious.
Guys, I'm gonna go grab a tasty burger, and then I'm gonna poop.
That's the plan. I'll keep you updated in the discord how the poop goes and how delicious the burger is.
Oh, I cannot wait. It is gonna be so divine.
Valheim win? Well, Valheim was supposed to meet tonight, and then Cloakes, he must have got caught in traffic.
A lot of traffic where he lives. A lot of traffic. It's a, it's a metropolitan, it's a, it's a, it's a,
Just trust me on that. Don't do what I just said. Just trust you have to trust me
That's a big part of being here guys that you have to trust me
So and that's what happened is he got in a lot of traffic
He wasn't able to join his fight to play a little bit of war dogs a little bit of Valhain and
And that's what and that's what happened there. I'm gonna I'm gonna get off
I'm a
But first mr. Revolution mr. Dan, but what's going very good?
And a man.
Thank you, my boy.
Appreciate you, my boys.
Upper human torso burgers.
Mom poop bucket.
Those are great final closing statements.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you.
Very wise words from you guys.
Very wise words from you guys.
Thank you for sharing.
I appreciate that.
All right, good night, everybody.
Good night now.
I'll let you know what Valheim is
and I'll let you know what the war dog sentiment is.
I've been holding it a fat shit for two hours.
I know there's a smile on my face,
but I am in an insufferable amount of pain.
My rectum is about to burst wide open,
like the Quavius hit my cervix at 1,000 miles per hour.
I will see you guys, ladies and gentlemen,
have a good one, boys.
Have a good one now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good night, now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, boys.
Have a good night, now, guys.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Rest up rest easy now boys rest easy now boys don't get too crazy out there
Don't overwork yourself don't strain yourself guys make sure you get plenty of sleep
Good night everybody. Good night. I think have a good one boys. Good night sleep tight and do not
Let the bedbugs fuck your ass
Yeah
get out get out bitch made boy bitch boy bitch made boy bitch boy bitch made boy bitch made
Don't forget to go and poop and eat a burger!