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PARTY GAME NIGHT | CLOAKZY X JOHN X DRAC | MACHINE PARTY | TESTICULAR TORSION TUESDAY | #BUNGULATE
09-15-2026 · 7h 26m
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I got a bitch inside The robber, the man's in the night
Take it to bed, just a body Take it over in the sky
I told her I guess it's fine, I just forgave bad, but she fine
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I gave her the shoes, she died
I came in that bridge with her knife
Guess I'ma take it in life, how do I live with no brains
If you call up me, pray if I fight
Fuck up this world, better have me burnin'
You better stop it and know where you run
I'm a little bitch for a pack
No bitch, she said in my rap
No bitch, what's the point of all that
Faggot a carry, Fuck a bitch show up back in the living
I don't give a fuck, bitch call me in
I don't give a fuck, bitch beg you to get
Little bitch, let's just let it get
Take your words, son of a bitch
It's time to go, I'm just waiting
Take your words, son of a bitch
Take your words, son of a bitch
Take your words, son of a bitch
Come on, fuck it
Take your words, son of a bitch
How are you, my little spy, testiculate dorsion Tuesday, gentlemen?
It is a beautiful day today, not a cloud as far as the eye can see, gentlemen.
No rain clouds, no storms.
It is so beautiful.
starting bright butterflies flapping in the wind, birds chirping in the trees, little mice
running around on the ground, little bugs, other animals, dogs, dogs, dogs running around.
It is a beautiful day, gentlemen. A beautiful day. Boys, tonight, I don't know if you
guys have won war dogs or whatnot. Don't you? Honestly, we might have played war dogs
Tonight after close you and track leave because they had to leave at 11 p.m. CTV boys, so we might even do that
We might do that hold on
But today is mr. John's birthday and so I said you know what let's do a party game night
I do was John's birthday close in drag. I called him up apparently they're already drinking
I said this seems like a perfect time for a nice party game night
So we're gonna play some machine party, maybe some water park simulator, maybe some Bico Park
Maybe some super battle golf something like that boys something like that
Valhalla maybe Valhalla I'm an 11 we're gonna play games 11 because Mr.
Closey and Jack have to go play repo. No, no, I'm not gonna play repo. I'm not gonna lie boys. I'm not gonna lie to you
I
Cannot play any of those games anymore listen. I will shout out
Lethal party it was a great game repo was a great game
But any game will you go into a match and you and there's little monsters that try to kill you and you have to collect
Things for a certain number of dollars meet a certain corner and then you come back
I dude I there's so many remakes of those games
I will never play one of those games ever again repo lethal party
The five thousand copies that have been made I will never play any of those games ever again
They are so outdone. They are so outdone and I will pay them their respects. They started something great
They started something fantastic. They said that there was a it was a milestone
They really thought outside the box and they made great games great games
It was so fun to play but it is just I mean good. I'm yeah, I'm talking to it is outdone
It is it is overdone. It is it's fucking over. I mean repo
Meet the party games in the five thousand copies. I can't play. I can't play those copies. I can't play those copies
Oh my goodness. It's horrible
Play peek again peek I might play one more time peek I might play one more time that gets pretty fun
That gets pretty fun. That gets pretty fun. I'll be there yet
Of course we'll play army the oxy we might play that tonight
I heard this new map you guys told me that you guys told me that new little map or something
uh gnome game see the gnome game that's the that's a little that's like basically
repo but with a twist that's like repo you don't talk about guys gnome game I
might do that one more time but that's basically repo but just like a little
bit of a twist a little bit of twist you're really small guys in a huge house
and there's not many monsters there's just one monster and he's huge and he's
It's a guy that lives in the house that
It's basically the same but not exactly the same. I might play one more time. I might play one more time
How to fish already beat that we'll be playing that again
Mecha chameleon, I do ask mecha chameleon. I think I could go back to that a thousand times
I could go back to that a thousand times that game
It's just a fun game. That's just a fun game guys. Mecha chameleon is just a fun game guys
That's just a fun game. That's just a fun game
Okay, mecha is fire, mecha is fire.
Yeah, maybe one day I'll get bored of it,
but I don't know.
It just seems so unique.
It seems so unique and fun.
Lots of good games in the chat,
lots of good games in the chat,
but let me welcome in the man of the hour,
the birthday boy, he turned.
Okay, I actually don't,
She don't remember what age he turned, but we'll use like context clues and then when
he tells us, we'll pretend like we knew the whole time, we'll pretend like we will do
context clues, we'll talk to him and then when he tells us, we'll pretend like we
knew the entire time.
The birthday boy, man of the hour!
Oh, wait, hold on, he's muted.
Oh, well.
Well, well, that'll happen, that'll happen was any moment now he will unmute and it will
all get to say happy birthday.
We'll all get to say happy birthday and it'll be a grand time any moment now he'll unmute,
any moment he'll unmute and wow, will it be a celebration, a whimsical celebration of
great jolly and joy.
He's 53.
I don't know if he's 53.
I don't think he's I don't think he's 53. I doubt he's 53 guys.
Happy birthday.
Thanks, buddy. Hey, congratulations.
I'm I'm I'm old.
I'm old.
How?
How?
30 30 30 happy 30 birthday. I was just about to say how about to say happy 30 birthday, and then you interrupted me
I was literally about to say that
So that we're going to say happy 30s birthday, and you literally interrupt me when I was saying that sentence happy 30s birthday
Happy 30s birthday. Oh my goodness. Yes, you're cheers. Cheers. Cheers boys. Cheers. Oh
Oh, here we go. Here we go. All right. Now, this little margarita. Oh, delicious. I'm having a nice silly ranger as per the usual. Oh, I'm mixing it up. Oh, Missy. Yes. Oh, daring today. Are we daring today? I can't wait. I notice become as a soccer, Mr. John. You might want to sit down when I tell you this, but
But, Gloksy and Drac aren't here yet.
Wait.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I-
Wait, wait.
Yeah, but Gloksy that I know?
The Gloksy that you know?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
That doesn't sound like my Gloksy.
No, that's what I said.
That's what I looked over and I didn't see Gloksy
that I said, hold on.
Did something bad happen to him?
I know.
Did he start to know what happened?
What?
I was about feeling like I'm missing persons reporting
because he's never like-
Oh yeah, I was-
This is very odd.
Yeah, the phone's ringing, but you can't pick it up on my mic.
Your call has been forwarded.
Fuck.
Call him again, call him again, call him again.
Get him on the line, get him on the line.
Call him a 10 times if you had to get him on the line.
Get him on the line!
I will say that actually he will show up.
He will show up cause I called him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
For real, this tonight's different
cause I called him an hour and a half before,
I called him 45 minutes before and I called him
about 28 minutes ago.
And he said he was going home right now to hop on.
So I actually am very confident that he will join up
tonight.
Machine party is played out too.
No, machine party isn't played out at all.
When we played this six times, seven times,
fuck no, machine party is fine.
I hate that game.
We haven't even played machine party the number of times
There is many games in machine party that this thing this is I love this game. Hmm chatter is stupid
Stupid is missing form missing form nice horse cock. Well, I've been doing squats
You know if you do more squats yet your junk gets longer. Mr. John, you're that do you do those squats when you tie a weight to the tip of your penis?
Stretch it out a little bit stretch out a little bit. You get a couple of bees to sting it absolutely. Yeah, absolutely
It helps with the expansion of the epidermis of the epidermis of the epidermis
So I call close he yeah, I would if I were you I called him three times
Let me uh, oh close he texted me. Let's see reason
Okay, okay
He said that he's very close to joining in he's very close. We might just have to
relax
I don't think he's close.
No, no, no, he's close, no, he texted, I can't exactly what he said, but the context
with the text suggests that he is close, I'll just tell you what he said.
I'm jerking off right now, I can't find the perfect video, I'm just about to finish,
then I'll hop on.
So that's, that's, yeah.
He texted me too and said tell Peanut to count down from five unrelated, unrelated
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Very close, he finished.
Come, come, come, come.
Any moment now, any moment.
You know what?
Let me call up Clungsy.
Let me call him up.
Let's ring him up.
Let's ring him up.
Oh, hold on now.
Another quick jingle.
There's another quick jingle.
If he doesn't answer, that's actually a good sign.
FYI, that means he's probably so close that he says
that he's probably thinking it's not worth the answer.
Oh, I'll be in there a couple seconds.
I should have answered.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
You're calling?
OK.
OK.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Well, again, that's a good sign.
That's a good sign. He's really close.
He's really close.
He is really close to joining up.
He's really close to joining in.
He probably thought it was unnecessary to answer the phone.
Yes. I would do the same thing.
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
We want War Dogs.
Well, you can't have it.
We're celebrating John's birthday and party game.
Fucking deal with it.
Also, thank you.
We might play War Dogs when Drac and Clugsie leave.
All right, we might.
That's fine, dude.
I'm gonna be 17 Margaritas deep by then and I'm gonna fly with my flights in thing like a pro
Unfortunately, unfortunately, I actually do my quick. I have to take two animals for some reason. I have a headache right now
And I've even started drinking
Do you be in shape to keep thinking?
Wait, wait, wait, what did you say? I think I had to take two out of there like 10 minutes ago
Oh, dude, okay. It's fine. So think of it think of it like this, right? Okay, the Advil and this is professional
This is very, very good advice, right?
Think of it, the Advil is like the pace car, right?
Okay.
And you never in NASCAR, there's the first place car,
it never hits the pace car.
So the Advil is gonna get there first,
and that alcohol won't even touch it.
You'll be fine.
Ooh.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Okay, you know what?
You know what, I'll just take a little sip.
I'm a nurse that confirms.
See, Queef just, oh, nice name.
Uh, said she's a nurse.
Oh, God, oh, a nurse Queef.
Nurse Queef.
Nurse Queef.
Oh, great.
I was hoping there's people give hot there and put on the on the situation
Any moment now any moment now will will be able to start the stream and and have a lot of fun
I can't wait any moment. I can't wait. It's all wow guys this picture. I can picture it now. I can picture it now
Wow, yeah, I mean he goes. Hey. Wow. It's not this man
guys just imagine if we're able to start this even like play the game oh my
guys are you busy are you busy with me are you picturing it with me guys wow
wow I mean doesn't sound great oh my god I can see it now I can see the vision
I it's so close I can most days I can fall with a Wow Wow that would be I mean
wow I drag if you're here to type your number in peanuts chat so we can
call you oh let me imagine it well yeah yeah that's what I'm saying guys I mean
really just close your eyes for a second and picture the stream starting and us
playing the game and having fun I mean just really just close your eyes for
Tuesday and just really picture it for a second like oh we're right there
everybody's talking I I call John Fatt John calls close to your racist we're
on game two.
True.
And you know, I'm in first place
and everybody's got a certain number of points.
The level of us is slurred.
And Cozy calls us.
And we're having lots of fun.
And you really just picture for a second guys.
You really just close your eyes and picture for a second.
It really, wow.
That's all I can really say.
I thought Cozy was here.
I thought it was here.
You thought it was here?
Oh no, wait.
Cozy's at you?
Wait, Cozy, Cozy, you're getting here.
Out of, dude, you got perms to your discord.
That's crazy.
Welcome in well, it's Saturday somewhere. Yeah, it's folksy's favorite term. What a great. It's actually Saturday. No way
That's not how the world works. That's
Wednesday and Monday probably somewhere maybe but
But no, it is moon. It's Saturday on the moon. It's I don't think the moon has days. I don't think the moon has days
Um, why are we waiting on this piece of shit again?
Well, hold on, good question, sir, good point.
That's a good question.
I love good questions and I appreciate you guys asking me those good questions so that
I can, I can, I can, I can walk through it and I can answer good questions.
Um, well, you know, that was a complex one.
That was a complex one and it's going to take just a, you might have to circle
back.
Can we circle back?
We'll talk to the team, we'll get some feedback, find out how to properly address the situation.
We'll talk to the team, we'll talk to the team, I'll write down some stats and some numbers
and we'll see what's going on there.
We'll see what's going on there.
Start Waterpark while you wait, so this is the thing, Cluxy has the divine God-given ability, right?
To always show up at the literal fucking moment that we either A, switch games, or B, replace him.
I have seen it and you have seen it hundreds of times.
Literally God has given him that power.
So no matter what we do in this situation right now,
we are fucked any way we put it.
Yeah, you guys know, you guys have seen it.
You guys know you've seen it.
It happens every damn time, every damn time.
And you can't fake it either because God knows.
You came like, oh, I'm gonna switch games.
And then folks, you're right.
You have to actually set on switching games.
You have to be set on it.
You have to actually really do it.
And then he shows up.
And then he arrives.
He plans he's watching, yeah, 100%.
100%.
You think we can pump fake him?
I don't think we can pump fake God.
No, we're gonna go into this game here.
Click start.
And John I'm telling you,
it's divine power that he has given.
Wait, you know what?
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Okay, okay guys, we're gonna start the game now.
Cloak is a little late.
We're gonna start the game up without him.
Unfortunately, he wasn't able to join.
So we'll hop on in.
We'll hop on in.
Here we go.
Pressing start.
All right.
Pressing host.
Okay.
Pressing custom.
And the game is started.
All right.
Okay.
I'm telling you John, God knows it's divine power, divine power coach he has.
You have to really actually want to start a game.
Okay, you know what, let's do it then, let's actually want to start a game.
Let's actually want to start a game.
Yeah, I do.
Let's actually play a game without him.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm copying the room ID.
Here we go.
Okay.
All right.
I'm seeing to you now.
We're actually going to start a game for realsies, for realsies.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. He's a fucking wizard. Yes, he's a wizard. He's
a wizard. Okay. All right, let's proceed. Let's proceed. Here we go. We're really starting
the game now. We're really starting the game now. We're actually starting the game
now for real for real we're starting the game here we go okay all right it'd be
so annoying if somebody joined right now and very unfortunate and messed up the
game we're playing because we already started and I mean we're really wanting
to play so you know I actually fucking hate closing if I mentioned that I
Actually fucking hate this guy has been forwarded to voice
Okay, he just texted me almost done
Clowns it has been 40 minutes in six every single person here is waiting for you guys to hop on
We're literally sitting here doing nothing the literal real human beings on planet Earth
tens of thousands are waiting for you to stop jerking off or whatever you're doing
He doesn't need a mic he's fine you know you can't open discord without calling a fucking mechanic
I'm gonna take all night.
No, hold on, hold on.
No, wait, no.
Hey, hold on.
I have, like, four Keyboards plugged in.
I'm trying to figure out one that works.
Maybe unplug three of them.
What the fuck?
Two minutes max.
If you are not here in 120 seconds,
I'm drawn-struck in your house.
In Minecraft.
Wait, we're downloading Discord.
I'm doing it in real life.
No, no, no, no, it's a PC, like no, it's already set up, we just don't have this one.
Okay, alright, okay, two minutes, be here immediately.
See you in 30.
Did he just say no?
It's not a streaming computer, it's a PC.
Yes, he's past help.
He's past, he's gone.
I'm not gonna lie and I mean this out of all due respect. I love close right? I was playing streaming
Streaming was the only option for close. I literally
Literally the only option for close. He let me tell you something guys, and I'm not exaggerating
This is a real thing this last Sunday two days ago. I played with close the off-stream
It was two in
the morning and
My discord volume was slightly low you know what he did
What what would we do? What would what would you guys do probably go over to discord right-click increases volume?
Or make sure that your system volume is up. No, he called his computer guy
woke him up at
Monday in the morning 2 a.m. So Sunday night 2 in the morning
To increase my discord volume and he's setting up a microphone. I
Would rather trust myself to diffuse a nuclear bomb bill. I rush
There's no fucking way there's people are gonna get here. Are you kidding me?
For fuck's sake, we are all so fun. It's it's so over. It's so over. I swear to God
Okay, guys, let's just give them what they said too bad. Let's give them just a little second longer
Jesus Christ
Hmm
You know, you know, I should always say you know what I should do it's always having a little mini game
backup for when Cloaksy
Is invited that way I could play it for the fucking half hour
We should have you should have made it so we play
So we should we should play war dogs for two hours and then when they're done unplugging three out of the four keyboards
Um
You are see you are see what places face your mini games ready at what right now with basic mini games basic mini games
Let's play let's make up many games. We wait. Oh
This way we're warmed up this may we're warmed up. Yeah, we're locked in warmed up and ready to lock them locked in
Oh shit, I've got the button
I got to get the mayonnaise bottle.
John stop building the gun.
John stop building the gun now.
Bomb it.
Get up on the wall.
Get up on the wall.
How kind of firing squad yeah!
All right!
Hell yeah we still got it boys.
We still got it.
I called Starforge to ask him how to turn my music volume down and they didn't
answer me fantastic fantastic a little close he's messy out oh I'm gonna lose
this I already see you have three points oh no I threw it that I threw that
Oh my god, you got lucky
Do easy do easy I get it boys like get it
John I know I'm most of the time win this game. It's gonna the fruit even gonna be sweet because it's your birthday. Oh
Oh
This is my it's my baby in the crowd this yeah, I'm not it should I even play
You have to you have to do this with your non-dominant hand you put your mouth
I don't have any hands put your mouth in okay. I'll put my mouth my metaphorical ass
Oh wait, I have like okay. I would okay. I have it in my non-dominant peanut peanut down
I think it's making much of a different shot.
It's not.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Don't get my birthday sex.
You're just ramming in my ass.
Seriously, I see you getting the birthday fucking today, buddy.
Oh, oh, I, I just flopped it already.
I'm fucked.
Are you, are you even going over there?
God.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quick sip?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Quick birthday fucking?
Quick birthday fucking?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Quick sip of the silly cheese boys!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
My first margarita is gone!
Ah, fantastic!
Fantastic!
Ha ha ha ha!
I like see what's going on here.
I like see what's...
Ooooh!
Oh!
This would be a little...
I like see what two guys look like see what two guys?
I might be able to get through a full a full whole thing before it gets here. No, we might now
Not getting boys lock it in boys. Hold on. Is this what this is what we want boys what we want me and John
If you would be in John
You got me
I
Know you little little fickle beds. Let me tell you your pesky one here pesky
There we go now we're going good now we're going good here we go there we go there it is there it is there it is
There it is there it is
I'm not gonna boys like it in boys
Oh
Don't we just call me back now
Right hey start stuff which so first call you back on how to lower the volume of your music
How do I lower the volume of my music?
Can you remote into my PC?
Okay
I don't know fully bad your pants is where the necessary steps is going the volume. I could be wrong
I don't have my it's still my town. Thanks for nothing
Hahaha Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Hahaha-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Oh, oh, oh, oh, dude are you screen peeking every time!?
dude are you screenpeaking every time I'm fucking looking over there you move
you know there's a red laser that comes from your gun right
be very wise be very wise my friend oh
Oh, damn it.
We almost had a voice, we almost had a voice, we almost had a voice, we almost had a voice.
Thank God we didn't wait for close.
Thank God.
Thank God we didn't wait for close.
I think honestly we'll be able to get through a full game before close to even get to
you.
What are you doing back there?
Crouch is broken.
Holy shit.
Thank you, honey.
The game's beat it, honey.
Thank you.
She made me another margarita.
I'm gonna need about 17 more by the time Clarkson gets here.
Okay.
My crotch is fine.
You know Crouch is right click, right?
What are you pressing?
Right click?
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, do you not see it?
Like you do, like you do?
Oh, what's up with you?
What's up with you?
That's got a grudge.
Yeah, a customer just got a grudge.
A customer, customer, customer.
That's my grudge.
Yeah!
That scared you?
It scared me, it scared me.
Yeah.
That scared you?
It scared me, it scared me.
me. Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Now I didn't even see the laser that
time. All right. Was I in no school? That's why I didn't see the laser. Oh my god. Well,
Nine of us went, uh, went the whole way.
Nine of us went to have him.
Fantastic. Fantastic.
You are horrible.
I-
Me?
I- I- I'm fantastic at the gun.
Mr. John, you're pretty up.
What?
I'm keeping you straight.
Are you calling so far to ask about the crouch?
You had a way really up?
I had a way to ask about- I had a call so far to ask about the radio.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in?
Was it Whipsy called?
I have no idea who he comes. Lock it in boys, lock it in.
You know that's one of those games that you avoid those things.
I thought it was the first one to get chopped in 17 pieces.
Boys, you win! You're the winner! Congratulations!
I even realized what happened until the scream went black.
Wait for me if you step.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh god!
Oh ga- Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Why?
I don't know how to...
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
You know how many people said you and Dimmix share a birthday?
A double birthday? That's rare, very rare.
Oh, oh!
Oh he's chasing me.
Dude this one has turned every angle.
I
Get any points around drinking the way any points around mr. Guy you want points points are good
I thought it was like golf
No, it's not like all you want more but more points is better than that last points. It's not like off at all. No, no
It's a good golf. Oh
My apologies my apologies
Left click not each left into both of them
Oh, oh, mr. John don't get too crazy happy now mr. John
Okay, you're you're on the rise you're on the rise you're on the rise with John come back season come back season it's come back season. It's come back season
Okay, well hold on now who's taking
Hold on
Well, see you later
I got knocked out by the one falling three times. Oh fantastic fantastic
Elder abuse at this point. Oh, Mr. John. Okay. Okay.
Okay, Mr. John.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
We always say we'll show the platform, but the hell?
Oh
You fucking hit me off the platform
Fantastic, John. I don't know
Your points aren't moving anymore. He's good something we should yeah, we should probably hit the devs on
Some reason the point
John is getting any at all not even like what?
Devs if you're in the chat, could you look into this on the back end?
Yeah, we're gonna need some investigation for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
There might be a zero-lose-bubble wall.
Oh, look who finally decided to show up.
Oh, my god.
It's not.
Hello, Mr. Drag.
Only 54 minutes late.
Good work.
Yeah, you don't even know the haul
that we've been through right now.
Yeah, is that so?
Trying deductive reasoning with close it?
Yeah, sounds fair.
brother we had to set up a PC basically from scratch oh man you know for
normal people that's really fucking easy
we are hammered
John happy birthday thank you Mr. Drac
John literally puts lotion in his PC which is my PC as is
Stop that death ever that's the new bad
Wait, don't run yet don't run yet. Don't run yet. Okay pick a spot. Don't even detect at all
Okay, three two one go
Okay, hold on
You guys pop an ad bill from all that thinking you had to do this
Did you actually just say hey I have four keyboards why aren't all of them working?
Yes
Well, it turns out it turns out one of the keyboards wasn't working because it's a different wire
He doesn't mean I I I think that if
If I genuinely do not know how natural selection has taken out both of y'all's
bloodlines. I mean that's sincere. I think something happened. I think a
thousand years ago a butterfly effect happened. Somebody stepped on a twig
and somehow you two brain dead lobotomized gorillas are still alive.
I don't know what it means.
I have no time to sign.
Usually not when it happens to you.
You just make the monitor here not work.
What?
It's the second monitor.
You don't need it where we're going, dude.
You mean it didn't work.
Keep that one off.
Just keep it off.
The mouse doesn't go that way.
That's fine.
You only need...
Are you streaming?
You gotta put it the other way.
Put it the other way.
Put it the other way.
Put it down.
I'm just going to pretend it's up there.
All right, I'm putting you to the venue.
Let's all get in here.
What am I buying?
What am I buying?
I think you don't have to get in there.
Machine party.
Download Machine Party right now.
I swear to God.
We have 5,000 up, 5,000 down.
It takes two seconds.
OK, download Machine Party.
I'm seeing all invites right now.
5,000.
Yeah, I have 5,000.
5,000.
Gigas said to open and mega farts down.
Why are you appearing offline?
You're not that important war dogs war dogs dumbass
Austin specifically
All because you guys died of people doesn't mean they're strange. I feel like I'm valued I'm valued and he's a he's very important
I'm personally messaging you all the invite code to the room
Do you think I get government benefits for playing with Cloakseat tonight? I think you know what that means
Dependent on my taxes. I think there's some sort of reimbursement I can get it's 100 percent
Why am I always being called a government plan ha this guy definitely can't even start a stream without assistance
He is the plant. He is the plant. At least I can start a stream without calling three guys with college degrees
Hey, could you remote into my PC to start my stream? Thank you
Are you trying to blame this on whips
Yeah, I didn't know this mark I help out though
I
I think if you do I'll see you see me hutch earlier. I'll see on an abandoned island with a month's worth of food
He would die in three days
Well, I'll see
Go on I
Said if you drop closely on an abandoned island with a month's worth of food, it would take him three days
And he would just perish
How to brish at 100 percent. Yeah, it's 100%
You guys I coached you the game which is surprising to be the first one John and drag
I see you guys eat my codes. Oh, hmm. Oh, mr. Swimmer, mr. South FVS.
Good man. Good. Oh man. He's saying to my boy. He's saying to my boy.
You're playing monster hunter wild. I still don't know what that is. I still don't know what that means.
I still don't know what that is. I feel like I've heard that quite a bit.
Monster Hunter Wilds.
Is that a good game? Is that a good game? I like piss. You like piss? Oh whips is in my chat. Oh
You know what he's a welcome presence. He's welcome. I like mr. Whips
He runs like four different streams at the same time. He's a good guy. Yeah whips whips
I listen I know you
Managed him the tap man stream, so I'm sure the competition is steep my boy
But who is the dumbest streamer that you help?
Who is the app I want to know from this?
What's the answer on this because I want to put my horse. I need to know this from the horse's mouth
I have to I'm watching
It is literally my charity case is this exact
Okay, I assumed so I assumed I just wanted confirmation. I wanted to be sure
Jack you're the only one not in the game by the way all you do is put the code
into the game and put the end oh hey welcome in good sir welcome me
Thank you, Mr. T.
That's very kind of you, big man.
I'll be doing something about it.
Is that a hum?
Yes.
Mr. Curse, what good man good, ah, man?
What is that truth, what good man good, ah, man?
He's a gentleman.
He's a gentleman.
He's got a lot of this to do with the money.
Tell the race is furry to shut up.
I'm not a furry.
Are you ready?
I
Wait around forever
Yeah, it's like Mario Party, but exactly like it
Okay, but it's also not like no no no no art you got it to Mario Party to even convince us isn't
Canadian military
Russian military edition Mario Party. All right, okay. All right, here we go
Fucking boys, okay, okay
I don't know why the first thing close he does
Parable, John.
You're not making a birthday parable.
No, no, no.
Keep that energy, John.
Oh, God.
Who's shooting?
Keep that energy.
That was nice.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, John.
Yes.
How did John win?
He's an idiot.
And it's his birthday, happy birthday, John.
I'm cleaning up for my birthday
grief, fluency, every single day.
Please.
No, I'm good.
I got peanut on my side.
I got peanut on my side.
Oh, God.
I
Got the section we got the sex way 150% got the sex way
Okay, maybe I don't need to worry about you guys are fucking out.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
You guys better get ready for a fight of the last time.
I'm walking in.
The drink is so bad.
Chug chug chug.
Fuck it!
No!
I can't!
Chug it!
I got it now.
Smoking it in my house is my superpower.
The only thing that'll stop the government from meeting your thoughts is smoking it in
your house, brothers.
What is this?
What is this?
Smoking it in your house.
Smoking it in your house.
I'll show you later.
Yes.
Pretend you're in your living room.
Shit, they don't look so fucking cool.
It's not a face, mom.
Fuckin' hate my mom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I wouldn't call it!
If I wanted to give you a gift card to Zoomey's,
I ain't done itch.
Ha ha ha ha!
No!
No!
Oh fuck, I forgot to set the fucking...
Bam.
Boom.
What?
Boom.
Boom.
Bam.
Shit, Buster Peter!
Boom.
He just locked the fucking hell he I am.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
Watch, I'm locked in.
You see that first one to smoke the whole cigarette in his house?
In his house!
Me too, me too.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in!
I hate that one.
Ever.
Well, my mom wouldn't buy me the Wanda Gretel fudge,
you fucking bitch.
You fucking stupid bitch.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I'm done.
Yeah, well, I'm done.
No turning back now I'm fucked.
What?
Smoke.
Oh no you're so lucky, you're so lucky, you're so lucky.
Wait Jack finish it!
Jack it took me so many times to finish that.
Second try, so we're cooking boys. We're cooking I don't think she's got to lead right out boys, but not
a lot, not a lot he doesn't.
Yeah, Jack, but you're like you're almost not.
Jack, please.
I'm not.
Yeah.
I wish I could.
Yeah, so what you want to do?
Yeah, so what you want to do?
Really close the close.
You told me to sprint!
No, no, no, no, keep going.
Yep, okay, forget about it.
Okay.
It's just bullshit.
It's just bullshit.
It's just bullshit.
I'm gonna hop and get us all down with a beat!
He's still there, fuck!
Hell yeah!
You told me to sprint!
Fuck it in, boys!
Lock it in!
No, no, you have to sprint on the side.
If you sprint in the middle, you die.
If you sprint all the other sides,
right, there's all the other side, okay?
Okay, well you go to the other side, please
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Okay.
Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die.
Jogging home, baby I'm so in home.
You're too easy, too easy.
Good workал good work pave 해으.
A very close.
Cover your close to my hand.
No I'm going to knock down to last now.
Don't repeat that all my head.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
No!
No!
TRIP!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
I need it!
You want more, Doug?
Bye!
See you soon.
I hear that drink at Sal.
Dude!
Boys!
Dude!
Dude!
Oh, it's after last.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
We are
We are first we are first
This one in your zone is possible. Yeah, you want no crates in your zone
What crates in my zone, let's all gang up on clothes. Oh, yeah, let's gang up on peanuts. What?
Coaches in first place. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're in first. Oh, I just said
Coaches in first place!
No, you're abeating me by 300!
I'll get you off 300 dimes!
And you put both of them in my boxes!
I'm clunked! I'm clunked!
That's a foot is so hard!
Unfortunately guys, everybody's dead.
Everybody's dead!
John, are you a fucking idiot?
John, are you a fucking idiot?
John, are you a fucking idiot?
John, are you a fucking idiot?
John, are you a fucking idiot?
You could have went down and got Peter.
My bad boy's not gay.
He's too smart for that.
You're stupid.
Yeah, you are stupid.
You are stupid.
He's right about that.
That's an excellent analysis, John.
You see that threat analysis?
Good work, John.
Good work.
Drag, you get the fuck away from me.
I'll bleach your asshole.
Drag, drag!
What are you doing, drag?
Drag, you're going to die.
All you're doing is fucking me.
Now, drag, it's all you're doing is fucking me.
Drag, all you're doing is fucking me.
Drag, all you're doing is fucking yourself.
Oh, no, no, wait.
Go see that thing.
Oh my god.
Oh, well.
Drak, you literally just mucked both of us for no reason.
For no reason, Drak.
Don't fuck with someone else!
I can't move this fucking crane.
Forklift.
Oh, yeah, the crane.
Be the crane.
Be the crane.
Be the crane.
John?
John?
John?
John?
John?
John?
Why is everyone coming over here to fuck with me?
What is going on?
No, no, you deceived him!
No!
I didn't mean to, Bob.
And the world that he has is...
I didn't mean to, Bob.
You better go home, you better go home or you'll die.
You better go home.
Drag, drag, go home now or you die.
Drag, go home now or you die.
Drag, drag, go home now or you die.
Drag, go home now, drag, or you die.
Go home now or you die.
We're recording this track track track
Dude why is it taking my
Drag go home now are you guys?
Guys guys stop
Fucking with my boxes guys guys stop it stop it
This game is such a terrible game.
It took mine five times.
It took mine every round.
It's easy.
It's karma.
It's karma for f**king with my boxes.
That's what's going on.
It's karma.
You f**ked with my boxes.
I did not.
I didn't f**k with anyone's boxes.
I didn't go for anyone that round.
I need another margaritas.
Oh, f**k it.
We're talking about...
Oh, I'm so bad.
Yeah, you are, buddy.
But you're prone every VR or VR.
That's so cool.
I'm so bad.
Yeah, you're probably like Call of Duty or whatever, that should be cool nowadays.
Okay guys, we're fucked up.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
You missed the arrows up and down.
Don't miss what it's more about not missing than it is about speed.
You hear me, Mr. Jack?
Dude, I just missed them all. Hello?
You miss any of them?
It's about speed.
Oh, there he goes, there he goes!
Hello. Oh, I just locked up!
Oh
That's it that's I'm walking in I'm walking in I'm walking in I'm walking in I'm walking in
Track looking for you use WAC WAC, so it's like W s
I've ride down up to Fort
find the propane tank near the house right now and pick it take it much
take it back take it by the cigarette after you died by next week
left left left mostly right down second second sex sex with me
sex with me sex with me have sex with me
You're not gonna win this close. Yeah, I hope you do that
Oh fuck I lose
You're not gonna win this close. He give up now laptop right down. Oh, I just double tap
I just double tap my exit. Oh my god. I just double tap. I had it right, right? I'm pressing twice. Oh
No
fuck!
fuck!
don't try to weirdo
oh you made a mistake
no no, it's not good boys
it's not good boys
I play this game
I have a nice climb
not my input
I don't know what I'm doing
how do I plug it in
not your input, Drac
that game was pressing up, down, left, right
that's every humans input
Input since the dot of man
Not your
All right, right click right click right click right click
We're clicking see closing. Yeah, I was doing that earlier
Yeah, track.
Easy.
Yeah, track.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
I might miss everyone now too.
Oh.
Do that one thing.
Do that one thing you do.
With the tequila.
How do you talk?
Right click.
Right click.
I
See shot a single shot it
Oh fuck okay, why did she come here I don't know who's there
I'm walking here I'm walking here I'm walking here
Yeah!
We are cooking, boys, we are cooking.
Ooh, here we go.
Now it's time to get down to the nitty gritty.
Here we go, here we go.
No one's getting past this drone.
Tell you right now, I'll tell you right now.
We all need to go.
Yeah, we'll see, hold on a while.
My dad?
What?
I'm not, get fucked.
Get fucked, pussy.
I
What the fuck was that?
I
Had a sip of a beer dude
Yeah, honestly, kind of bitch, well, you know, I had ad-bills, so I don't really want to take too fast
With this with the shoes I was enemies. I don't know why is it gone. Uh, it's item. Okay, boom
Who's that nurse queen
verify it
I'm home honey I'm home
I cleared it for you guys don't worry
great sacrifice
you can control that
alright okay we did get out of that last one
we did get out of the first one
that's the baddest one we got a lot of points
a lot of points
not getting in
I've closed these shots.
Don't worry, guys.
They'll never see me coming on the left side.
Wait, you can double zoom in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay
Okay, all right. She's a cheetah pumpkin either cheetah cheetah pumpkin either that's what that is cheetah cheetah pumpkin either
Cheetah cheetah pumpkin you can go boo zoom in
Obviously
Oh
the
the
the
the
the
the
I'm walking it. I'm walking it. Come on
I'm walking it
Yeah
It's a lot of points right there
How do you get more of the more points of me that I did a full kill I did all three I don't think he died
I only got one oh this okay, this is my game. I hit it's my game. I got this
Okay, oh no, I'll get it boys lock get it boys. You should just quit track. I don't even know if we should do any
Okay, we're gonna drink. Oh wait. We know this
Pardon
the right side.
I am fine.
I'm driving on the left right there.
Oh, there's exactly the lowest car right there.
Exactly.
You got that perfect.
Wait, the one top right.
Top right.
If you get down there, there it is.
There it is.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
Bye, Greg.
It's safe to get another drink now, buddy.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I don't know.
Oh fuck.
I fucked this up.
I think I fucked mine up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, smoke.
Is she with me?
Yeah, she's going for long time.
Alright, loser gets naked.
Oh no, I lost.
Oh that might be wrong, I'm not trying to feed you.
Wait.
Who am I phasing?
Who am I phasing?
Who am I phasing?
Who do you think?
Who else?
Do you think it's Drac or John?
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's very true.
That's very true.
I should have done it with the Doctor P.C.
My apologies.
No, get it, it's dialled!
Fuuu!
Shilentiki!
Get it!
Good work boys, good work boys!
We got this, we got this, we got this.
We got this, we got this.
We're down, we're down.
this one's kind of fucking hard by the way I'm fucking hard proof he's a big
you know like who's God I think John is on the other side getting a drink so he
will be not with us any longer and somehow drag fucks up the very first
I'm not sure how
Just as good as someone who's literally not even at their computer
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey John
Hey buddy, appreciate you hanging out at the bottom of the leaderboard
Of course
Oh fuck
How much time do I have by the way?
It's on the side right there, let's shine
I'm guessing
I'm hoping the top left one was good
Oh, too easy, too easy.
Well, that's just out.
Shut up, you guys.
You're fed and paid for that.
He, like, you gotta start drinking, brother.
I, I, I went out to one of your points.
I'm going to have a full boot of Ranger in.
Double it.
I'm drinking, I'm drinking, Bob.
I'm drinking.
I just had some alcohol.
Nobody's drinking.
I'm really, really heavy.
Why would I judge that I had them 10 minutes ago?
Worst case, your body takes a screenshot.
You'll be fine, James.
You're all right.
You're fine.
Fuck it.
It was guys, guys, guys, guys.
We have to listen.
We have to listen.
When we get this gun together, the first person we kill
is Bogey, because Bogey's going to be on our ass.
You're building a gun.
Bogey's going to be on our ass.
We get this gun.
We turn it closer.
We kill him.
No, I switched for Margaritas, and that hit me by surprise.
There's a tequila soda.
What?
I don't even know what shapes there are
My walk on the obelisk
No
What
What
What
I shot you motherfucker
He's not nice
What was that
Is your range of the guns?
He's gonna be range of the guns or something
I'm walking in what items that oh
Oh my god, I left it I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked oh
No, I'm fine. I just went to join I just went to join
It tells me it's over it tells me it's over. Yeah
What is going on we can't kill each other we can't kill each other what is happening actually we actually can't kill each other
I lock it in get fuck get fuck we're too close to your barrel stuffing my
god was just too long yeah yeah oh it's over it's over it's across the map
everything across you took my shit that one was fucking mine you just
Give me the hell oh my god, John you everything is so far every day
Take them off
All right, okay guys we are lucky we got lucky boys we got a lock in
We got a lock in right here right now boys
We miss you up here, buddy
You're lucky boys, we are lucky okay tracks
So what do you want to do right now?
You're not gonna get here right now boys. You're as fast as you can.
What did you say? What did you say?
I heard you put that trick down and lock in.
You lean forward after you put that trick down.
I am locked. I am locked.
You want to eat as many peas as possible.
Okay, make sure you see as you I eat him now.
Yeah, if he's looking at the news, he's looking you need.
Oh, see?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no, I'm dead.
Bye.
Oh, what?
Oh no I'm dead bye.
Oh!
What?
Is this the combat we needed?
Oh hey who died?
Me!
I don't know!
I'm throwing!
I'm throwing right now!
I'm throwing!
I think I get better when I'm drunk!
I'm fucking shocked!
Let's do a shot!
Let's do a shot quick!
Yeah I got it.
Me and Drac are fucking expressing our TV's in right now, we're fucking in!
Ah, take that, pussy, take that!
I'll win this race.
Quadra.
Fuck!
You're not winning shit for anyone but he oh shit. We've started a new game
Hey, buddy
Not even though he's hanging around, just hanging around.
Hold on to the floor.
Bam! Bam!
Hey, hey, I'm not gonna hurt you.
There we go, boys.
There we go.
What's up, dude?
Take your time, Dom.
Enjoy your meal.
You sure made your birthday.
This guy's gonna do this as fat as possible.
It's your birthday.
It's your birthday, John.
Don't listen to him.
So enjoy your meal.
You can hold on the side of your head.
One second.
One second.
Hey, buddy.
Yep, go ahead and take a look.
I'm not even really enjoying this be a look at these guys
Okay, only five six hundred points off not bad not bad. It's come back season. It's come back season, baby
You got six more games six more games really six hundred points by we got this easy. We got this easy
John you know what you do
Bodies you and I have birthday buddies John yes, yes, you and I have a day buddies John birthday buddies
What are you on just for science top right John John to hit the top right one God?
Yeah, that's right. That's right bottom life. Bottom life. No, no. Are you the job the names are on the screen?
You can just look at it drag either one more trust me. I will dedicate my life
Okay
John I was impossible
I
Don't you asshole you fuck you fuck you fuck you I jumped up my platform. Oh my god
You just got a lot get you just got a lot
Okay, there's a lock in
Drag that's it that's it
What's up come back to you baby and come back to you
Why is this one stupid I know I can remove it next time we play I can remove it next time yeah, yeah
Which one is this one? It's what we just walk around with this red
We remove the one where you like what?
Jerk off the paintings and the mechanical parts
No, no, no, that's great, but that's a good way to do it.
I'm far too autistic for that one. I can't do it.
I don't want to do it.
I think it's odd just to give you superpowers on that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they cranked mine down to be really interested in playing, so...
Not good at clicking? Not good at clicking, huh?
Not good at clicking. I can tell you any plan that's flying over you right now, though.
Just stand there and look pretty. Just stand there and look pretty.
Fuck you!
I
Give you dodged me there on the stream and got off for the night
I saw someone in this room
I
Jack, where are you?
Bottom right, bottom right, bottom right.
Jack, he's the bad guy you trashed.
Oh, shit.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll
I'll, I'll, I'll
I'll, I'll, I'll
I'll, I'll
I'll, I'll
All right, all right, okay dude. There's no way drag actually limbs it wait
No, we tracked actually this by the way
Under the sea
He's behind the desk dude. He's literally standing in this
Okay, so we're from big syringe apparently.
Yeah.
Big syringe.
Yeah.
It strikes cocking.
Hold on.
Hold on.
How about that guy's bragging?
How about that guy's bragging?
A million percent.
Where is it though?
In the garage.
In the garage.
Do the edge of the little garage.
Oh, have you seen Hunter's leader?
Oh, God.
No.
There we go boy, oh god whoever loses this game has the butt chug of beer I'm
We just cut off my loot pack.
Get away from me, get away from me, get away from me, get away from me, get away from
me.
Dude, how did John get it again next to me?
Fuck!
Same room with you again.
Dude, this game is terrible.
Hey, buddy.
No, John, John, John, John, John, John, go get Pina, go get Pina, go get Pina,
Me, I'm already a zombie.
Go get close to- oh wait I'm dead. I'm already a zombie.
We're already zombies, of course.
He loves being zombies, we're all zombies forever.
Wait I could- oh I can search.
AHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHA!
Fuck him everyone, fuck him.
Fuck him, I'm fucking-
Fuck you guys.
0 points man.
I got fucked on dude.
How did you do a 1?
I don't know!
Dude, shut up!
What would it rain for? 85 points? 85 points?
It's that complex!
We're playing a game called Winning Party tonight.
I saw it on TikTok.
Right?
Yo, there's a new shooter playing me now.
I'm on a shitty mic, though.
I don't even better.
You sound completely fine.
You sound pretty fine.
Yeah, you said the exact same
I thought you were already set up
No, I'm gonna count up to five
What was it, what was it?
Just, uh, you wanna go inside the elevators in the lap
Okay
When they're red
Green wind means trains coming in, it's gonna kill you
You have to come in right now
Come in with me, come in with me
Charge you fat ass, I could have been
You gonna get off!
You said I was fucking...
You cut it out, Cunny! You cut it out!
I got a body!
Oh, that's gone.
God, just kill himself for some reason.
I was reading chat.
Oh, no!
You watching this? You watching this, bitch?
Oh, shit.
Oh
Okay, John, do you want to tell me again for some reason?
This is the problem.
Be like that, boys. Be like that, bitch.
There's gonna be one that travels, there's gonna be one.
I
Notice you didn't post on my Facebook wall to wish me a happy birthday. Oh, at least you got your real friend
What's up people saw Facebook? Yeah, they're checking them. That's why I think I might get them on shows again
Oh my god, you're so lucky being you know, I'm skillful. That's what I have a skillful skillful close you skillful
Thank you
I like to play this as a gentleman.
You are so lucky! You are so lucky!
You are so lucky! You are so lucky!
You are so lucky!
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit!
Oh, god!
Woo!
You are so lucky!
You are empty, King!
That's a lot of seconds, you know?
Yeah, I did, I did.
Ha ha ha!
OOOOOOOH!
And that shot was good, boy!
And that was done!
Do easy, do easy!
Dennis, are you going to drink?
No.
We're only...
We're only...
We're only 100 sherrybibes.
100 sherrybibes.
That's easy.
We can come up with that easy.
Easy easy easy.
This game is like winning.
Three more games, three more games.
I got this, I got this, I got this.
That's a YouTube chat for a reason.
I got this, I got this.
Move and push.
Okay, okay.
It's neck and neck boys, three more games.
We're only 170 points behind, we got this.
We got this, we got this.
We got this, we got this.
You should be silly boys.
She is gentlemen, she is.
Folks just thrown up because they had one drink.
Get that lapping.
Ah, that'll happen.
This is kind of what we uh what we call down here uh pussies.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh.
Now you see the squabbit right now, Mars?
Yep.
It's tight.
Oh, you're as tight as my butt hole.
Oh, you do have a tight butt hole.
I remember that one time you were sleeping, I held my finger in it.
That thing was tight.
I remember that one time when I was pretending to be sleeping
and I subliminally told you to put your finger in my butthole.
I don't know, that was the scene.
Dennis, what are you doing?
Oh, guys, don't start it.
Dennis is getting insipid.
I want to take a quick pee pee.
I want to take a quick pee pee.
I want to take a quick pee pee.
Don't show me that pee.
Don't show me that pee.
Don't show me that pee.
He's ordering groceries?
No, I think he got chasers in their alcohol.
Is this guy the best host in the world?
Shut up, Kloaksy and Alexia.
I need you to...
I need you to find out.
I'm gonna DM you.
If it's about what I think, zero answers.
Just none.
It was kind of, it's probably the other side of what you're guessing.
Probably the same answer to that.
Yeah, probably.
questions and I'm still here with it's just like texting but instead it's
electric yeah yeah yeah I'll take a couple days I left Miami Beach to go to
Jersey Beach oh yeah through the sand for heroin needles it's so fun what you're
You're the first person to take up the Mr. Rowley point of Mr. Joe's, Mr. Red Bull, Mr.
DeTruz, my motherfuckers, my boys, my man, good old man, and Mr. Rooster, Mr. Apple
Pudding's my boy, my boy, my boy.
Oh, give me some off because of his birthday, I just believe that is the case, believe
that is the case.
Drag him, drag him, he's pushing back yet?
Nope.
Can you see him from where you're sitting?
Yeah, he's going up the stairs right now.
Oh, no, no, can I see you inside of him?
No, I'm a floor under.
Oh, gosh, okay, God.
Okay, but Dracar, you do something very, very important
while you're at closely.
I need you to take the top off of one of his toilets
and poop in it, and then send me a picture.
Can you give me that gift that 100% gives you?
I will actually give you 100% gift.
I'm not gonna give you that.
This is a real offer.
I will give you his toilet.
I will give you, no, no, no,
I will actually give you 200% gift.
I swear to God, I will give you 200% gift
You take a poop at the top part of the toilet,
take a picture of me.
I'll do 20.
I'll do 200.
What did I just come back to?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
hey!
Got ready up?
Dude, how am I?
What?
I just want two of them.
Well, yeah, but you'll, yeah, oh, yeah.
What is that, give me?
Not too many.
Not that many.
Guys, I want to see a poop.
I want to see a toilet in some matter.
I want to see you poop in the top part of close to this.
I don't give anything, I don't give anything.
I don't give anything to be said.
I'm just screaming slurs right now.
I can tell.
I can.
Hit him!
Do away with me, close to do away with me, do away with me.
Jack, stay on the circle.
Is that not a circle?
Oh my god, that's a square.
Yeah, it's a square.
That was a square.
It's a hard game. Hard game.
It's hard. Those squares and circles look really alike.
I can't blame you for that. I can't blame you for that.
It looks really alike.
Come here. Come here.
Come this way. Come here.
If you push me, you...
Oh, wait.
I was waiting for...
John! John, push!
push him!
John!
Hello, my name is Peanut.
I'm Peanut.
Jerk on Square.
Hello, Peanut.
I know, I'm Peanut.
No!
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
I love Mamba cookies.
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
We're gonna lose!
John, you have to win this John-John-John-Cher-I-A-Circle!
Okay, what next?
John! John! John!
You're out of your mind!
John! You're out of your mind!
John! John!
You're out of your mind!
Honestly, I'd rather fate decide
than you.
John!
I think you're good enough.
Thank you.
I don't think you're good enough.
Thank you.
So you know the one that looks like an X quicky, quicky, quicky.
It's that one, it's that one quicky.
And a good boy's later.
Not a good boy's later.
John's got this boy's John's got this.
On the circle, the one that looks like a circle.
He's gonna come for you, he's gonna come for you.
He's gonna come for you.
He's faced that way and he's faced that way and left, look what he does.
Come on.
move. It's all of it. It's all of it. It's it's all the way to the right. I'm
on the right. I did it.
You technically move. That technically happened.
Technically was what he gave. Good work, John. We're very proud of you.
I
I'm sure you're not the best.
Good violations dude.
No! No!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah, too easy.
Too easy.
Okay, walk in.
You want to get out of here?
Yeah, I forgot you.
I need you to take care of Jack.
I need you to take care of Jack.
Jack, Jack, Jack. That's a line.
That's a line.
Okay, okay.
Circle, circle.
Circle, circle.
I am three I am three I'm so it's I'm so done it's on it it's on it
Oh
No, oh well John John you better hope that what you stand on is
I really fucking hope this is the right one.
See you later.
Mono-i-mono basically.
Mono-i-mono.
You both have three odds or stacks.
I see the odds are stacked.
Oh, we put that three.
No, they're perfectly even, but they're stacked.
I lose.
Are you so?
Are you so?
You have these things on payroll.
Oh
He has the devs on payroll that's bullshit. Oh, how much to that first place is you died
Like a second second first you got first first
Okay, I'm only 85 points behind that's easy that's easy that's easy come back from that's easy
That's easy
I didn't boys last gated boys. Hey, meet you. Me too
So this one he's gonna win then we'll learn how to play on this and then the next
Don't you do not dip me do not try me
You know triple with me
No way man!
Easy, easy.
Get it boys, get it.
Grab it off.
Grab it off.
Oh
Okay, all right, how do I handle all right that'll happen
Lapping boys that'll happen
gotta be careful out there
so you might want to throw that
okay at least go to your way guys at least goes you guys before us we're five
we're five we're not big groups on to the person with the fattest cockle I've
I've heard that too. I've heard that too.
I wonder why it leaves.
Woohoo!
Dude, these devs are...
You get the closest spawn every time.
You had the closest spawn.
You did! I spawned here! You spawned here!
Wait, why are you staying by him though?
Because he wants to try to pass it right back to him instantly.
Oh, on some big rant I should make?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
I can't!
Oh
My no we might have it to go she might know he might know
Hey, we go boys. Hey, we go
Not getting boys locked it in
Who the game is ass I
Want this letter? I want this letter
Lock it in boys like it's stopping on the ground
You're stopping at anger good every time he gets mad by my roof shakes
I hope you know that the spider's on you.
Oh, I got some good taste.
I thought I hid pretty good.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
Am I going to attend the rabbits peanut?
You're going to go to a big farm.
Is this going to be rabbits there?
Are you going to attend the rabbits?
You're going to attend the rabbits.
Oh my God.
I'm going to be able to attend the rabbits.
He's going to be up so much.
Bam, baby, bam!
Two more games, boys, two more games, two more games.
Last game, last game.
Here we go, here we go, baby.
Oh
Jack don't even try in this game. It's horrible. Okay. No. No. No. No. No
No, you want to burn the paintings for cycle other stuff left burns right recycles
Right, you see the box in front of you left mouse burns right recycles. You want to burn all the paintings?
Wait, what oh let burn all the paintings recycle everything else
close you down I'm about to get bent over
I'm better when I'm drinking bow
You might have something like a ton right now yeah
Dude, they're just swapping back and forth and back and forth and back
I don't get I could play this game and then the next one I forget which one fits
no it's just switching so much it's actually swapping like back before back
What the hell is going on?
Fuck my ass. Thank you.
Dude!
Oh shit, you guys are crags.
We're cooking boys, we're cooking!
I fucked up the first three
Are you going to jump on me?
Are you going to jump on me?
Are you joking? Are you joking?
Don't jump down, don't jump down
I'm choked, I missed the first five
Too easy, too easy
He's not sober, he's not sober
I'm a whole boot of rage around
I'm a whole boot of rage around
Are you crazy?
I've got a head ache and I've got a head ache.
I've got a head ache.
You cannot have a beard.
First place boys, first place babies.
You cannot have a beard here.
I'm a beard.
First place baby, undefeated, undefeated.
You're not undefeated, I beat you.
Well, that's only when you collude it.
That's only when you do it.
You collude with John.
I did not collude with John.
You said John.
He said I did not collude with John.
Is it a crime to celebrate John's birthday
by wanting him to live and is it a crime for him to pay that back by wanting me to live?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's right pal. That's right, buddy.
First place. First place. I'm gonna go get some more alcohol.
I choked and you know, maybe get your first beer tonight.
Okay, I'm gonna go grab one as well. Give me two seconds.
I want you to think about how you lost while I'm gone.
Think about it. You got a lot to think about, pal.
I
Peanut tells me peanut tells me he goes it's John's birthday me and Jack are like all right
Tract just landed. We're gonna get some expressive marketing. He's it's a drink
He he's not even drinking. We had a lot of it. That's a cute red bull that we had the
And then we had an expression was he and then another to kill soda. Oh my god, like a time pool
John, I have a kid.
Oh, John's not here.
Guys, we were brought James machine body is back.
Hey, so Drac comes to visit, right?
Drac comes to visit.
And I'm like, yo, my area is awesome.
This is this.
So we're outside.
We go to some place.
We're eating pizza, right?
Some homeless guy just walks up as Drac's eating his pizza
and goes, you're going to finish that?
It's like, no, I guess you can have it.
The guy just takes all of his pizza
You guys will have to walk away.
How am I going to tell the homeless, no, man?
Yeah.
He made the right decision, because I feel like he said no.
He would have whipped out a shiv and killed you.
That's what I'm saying.
It was a blue bulls.
I was hoping to.
You guys eating the pizza guy goes,
you're going to finish that truck.
It's like, I guess not.
He just takes all the pizza and walks away.
That is actually crazy.
Because you're over in Florida, right?
Yeah.
I mean, no.
Right now, I'm in Jersey.
Oh, OK.
OK.
OK.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's a California thing right there
Okay, we okay guys do we do we play another machine party or do we?
don't play either water break simulate it
Superbattle both or or a Pico Park
Or mimic party or mimic party
Not forever
Make the call boss. Also, there's a new map and army there yet. I don't know if you guys are interested in that
He doesn't sit in that
Feel like army there yet has to be like a blackout
Yeah, yeah, that might be like that might be like 11 p.m. I
I'm getting a decent number of Pico parks. He go park. He goes Pico is fun
He goes fine. I don't know. I don't know with four people with Pico
What a water park water park is actually very fun. I see let's try water park. Let's try water park. Let's take a little beep at water park
People it'll be never heard anyone boy. Can we go on?
I'm installing the game now. It's 10 gigabytes
ten gigabytes. Ten gigabytes. Ten gigabytes. Ten gigabytes. Ten gigabytes. Yes. It's just
called water part simulator. It's called water part. Yeah. Water part simulator. 12
1299 1299. Did you mean to front you? No, I didn't want it. Wait, wait, mine was free.
down with the wrong one the demo might be the demo I'm in the demo
oh ours I'm changing my stream titles
oh ours oh close there's this shot you next okay no
I
Closey closey isn't drinking
He is if you do shot I just made my I just made a clip that actually your birthday. Yeah, what's mean
We closer you live
No, we do shots if I face time me will you do shot with me closely?
Should we take a shot with me guys guys? We are gonna be hammered. You know, it's going to be so no
I'm really drinking I just got a second food a ranger
One minute Rangers worth three martinis martini express us what yes
Yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes, it is yes
Yes, it is yes, it is
100% see I need to tell you something folksy, but
Well, you want you know what let's add strategy BT let's add strategy BT do it. Do it. How many shots are there between one one shot?
You need me as a dog!
You need me as a dog!
This is the dude too.
Thank you, my boys.
I hope you know what you mean to me.
You support this team and the Muggles are dead.
I hope you're doing very well.
And all of you have damaged inventions.
All of you have damaged inventions.
Thank you, my boy.
Guys, I am now...
Listen, guys, I am asking chatGBT right now.
How?
See, look.
Okay, I mean what by the way caffeine. I don't know if you know this but caffeine it negates alcohol a little bit
Yes, yes, yes
Are you still on chat GPT peanut
Yes, can you ask it if you slip and fall in an entire gallon of milk goes up your ass what to do?
Yes, of course, ask it.
Alright, here we go. I asked you how many special martinis is equivalent to one voodoo ranger.
Okay, let's see. Okay, here we go.
Which voodoo?
Just regular, regular voodoo ranger.
Okay, right here, right here, is equal to two special martinis.
Two special martinis.
What?
Yeah, yeah, oh it says it says is roughly 2.1 to 2.2 espresso martinis. That's what it says. That's what it says
Yep, okay. Yep, that's what that's a good sense for the pussies, but like sorry drag
Hey, what is every old see I I've had two margaritas and three tequila sodas
So espresso martinis that doesn't matter for me. Hey, dude, what is there's no way that's true. Hey, hold on
You know, oh my god, I did it wrong. It was it was thinking I was drinking the tall boys. Okay, I hold you
Why is what okay one 12 ounce we're into which what I'm drinking is equivalent to 1.4 espresso martinis
Okay, so you're behind if we had three
My second Buddha Ranger then we're about had the same but
Though they finished and you're still
Okay, I'm a little behind. I'm a little behind. 1.5 Expresso Markets.
I think about this for a second. I have two abs when I start doing abs.
So my peanut body is failing.
That's even harder to play video games than being drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to play with zero kidneys?
Exactly. Exactly. Have you ever played with no kidneys?
Exactly.
They carry your kidneys boards.
Three margaritas, two tequila sodas, and one brain cell. Okay?
I have a change right?
Oh wait I can change my hats.
Oh he's looking.
I'm not going to say that.
Wait hold on.
I'm going to text you.
Wait hold on.
Oh this music is so loud.
Okay hold on.
I
Drink three food arranges after taking to Advil and he says if my Advil you mean I be proven only I wouldn't consider
Dude, I've done it a million times
Dude, yeah, I've literally taken it. I was taking a boat to Block Island once and I took Advil with a light block
It's fine. No, no, I pre-took Advil to cancel my hangover because I was that drunk
It didn't work, but nothing happened.
Okay, all right, okay guys,
are you guys ready to play?
You guys ready to play?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What, what's going on?
What, I didn't download it yet.
Why not?
I didn't, I was getting a drink.
Hurry up, hurry up.
I'm in, I'm ready to go.
I really like that.
I don't know, it doesn't even affect your liver.
Yeah, your liver process is bad though.
Yes.
No, your litter process is Tylenol, dumbass!
Tylenol.
Dude, how does my liver know what fucking pill I'm taking?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Well, let's see, look at my text on your cell phone real quick.
Okay, hold on. I'm making my character.
Fuck making it back when it pertains to, so look at it right now so it makes sense.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm starting a new game.
You like to customize your character before class, and he is an idiot.
I gotta catch my camera guys, I gotta catch my camera.
I almost ran out of space, Peanut, and then I uninstalled.
What was that game we played for six hours?
Arch Survival Ascended?
I don't know.
Arch Survival Ascended, that one.
I'm gonna try to make my shovel look like Mark Zuckerberg.
Oh
Folksy, where's the bathroom?
Just have one in your room and trash it yourself. All right, all right. Bye. Let's do this. No, no, shit yourself 100 gifted to shit yourself
You
This guy is asked where the bathroom is five times and he has one in his room
You and drag wasn't the best friends you guys compliment each other so well dude I love it
Whoo, hey asshole, I took the head
Yo in a good way
I
Built fine with power with
Tylenol is a bit iffy
Both work havoc on the kidneys dude do meth. Just stop being a pussy peanut. You bet
You won't feel a headache and there's no way you feel a headache while I'm at
That's it because much you can't just because I'm trying I'm trying to get mine perfect right now
I'm already ready to go.
Are we looking good guys? Are we looking good?
I feel like I'm looking really good. I feel like I'm looking really good right now.
I feel like I'm looking really, really good.
You look like shit.
I look really good.
Boss, you're fat.
No, I'm not.
That's body saving this body saving.
Your body saving you.
Your body saving you.
Hold on.
Oh, wait a minute.
Why can't I make my guy look more crazy?
Oh my god, look at that body type.
Where the heck are you going?
Where is my-
What is that?
Did you invite me?
No, we're already on him.
Wait, oh wait.
Fuck, I just fucked everything up.
Oh my god.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, give me a second.
I just, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just screwed everything up.
Just give me just give me I'm always done almost done. Give me one just one second
Give me one quick. Say it all right. Do you want to be seen hold on?
Is it all right? Just give me one?
Just one quick. Say it. Just give me one. Hold on one thing all that wait. Hold on wait. Wait. Wait
Wait, but it was a you say it on is it all right? Okay? Okay? I'm gonna go. Okay. I'm good. Okay?
All right. All right. All right. Oh here we go. I'll I say how I say my guy. How I say my guy
How do I say my guy you may not like this is a peak athleticism looks like
I
We say
Press X
It will receive it because if not, I gotta come back. Yeah, it'll save it. Are you sure?
yep
No, it won't know what you're lying you're lying. I swear it will you're lying you're lying
You're lying to me. Why would I lie to you?
I swear you can trust me it does it does it does it does you see yourself in the background
Fuck you. You see yourself in the background. You're good
I can see my character's massive milkers playing in the water.
Oh, stop.
Just give me one second.
Just give...
I almost...
I almost...
I almost...
I almost done.
I almost done.
Please, please.
I almost done. Please, just give me...
Please, just what is I'm almost done. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please snuck on earth. Please.
Okay, I'm good. I'm good. Okay, I'm good. I'm good. Okay, I'm good. All right. All right. Okay. Are we ready? Are we ready to go, guys?
Jack, you have food?
All right.
We are going to go boys, we are going to be gone.
I'm all like super hungry bud.
Wait, okay, select the map which we use city or beach.
We're going to change that.
Normal mode, skip tutorial, I'm going to skip the tutorial, okay?
I'm going to name it peanut, club seas, drax, and johns.
Okay, I actually won't let me type a single letter after johns.
That's going to be the name.
that's the name that's that that's the name of the game that's the name that's
it that's the name of the game
oh okay wait no I didn't bite you I didn't bite you I didn't bite you
so why would you tell us the name if you just I'm just tell you what I when
I named the thing when I named that okay well we're gonna be proud of our
water park aren't we you guys want to be proud of your water park I see you're
right yeah wait well drack I can only invite you to watch wait hold on wait a
second this is cuckoo leave it hold on wait a minute wait my friends okay got
you okay there we go invite close I invite John I'm inviting drag you go
away all you guys should be invited now oh you're talking game I am how you
know that I can hear your dumbass god yeah yeah yeah you guys are you Ruth yeah
Oh
Oh my god turn around peanut
What? Oh my god
You're fucking hot
Oh my god
You look sexy, you look sexy
You look sexy
Hey, is the party open?
Who's Bruce?
No that's just some random like NPC
No, it is my girl
What?
Oh fuck
Shut the hell up
Hey!
Jesus
You!
Yeah, fuck you. Okay. All right. You guys should be the game boys. Yeah
We have it
We will we only how we play this game because get the tutorial so
I'm not really sure what just happened
They're really our water park is closed. We should be open it
How to press V
I opened the park. Oh my god. Well, there's not really a lot in here yet. Oh shit. I'm closing the park
Wait, I can't close it guys
Wait, click click click click click click
I need a trash bag. We got mad trash some point.
Oh. Oh. Oh, I don't know. I don't know where the- I don't know where the trash bag is.
Hey, what's this?
This is the dressing room.
We got- guys, we gotta make a cool-
I hate this fucking music.
Oh, that's it. No, it is R. You just gotta turn Pussy Talk on, then you can use R, by the way.
Uh...
Wait, a guest is waiting to buy a ticket! A guest is coming in!
We're not close we're not close we're not close welcome welcome to the peanuts
Colesies Drax and Johns
Admission is $10,000
Wait we need
She's one ticket. She's one ticket
We got
No, no, she didn't know she had none of you. I'm not gonna let her leave. Don't worry. I'll be you're
Whether you like
You get in there with her makes you she feels special
Enjoy it. Hey
We had to build a trash bin and build two showers
Are you on push the talk? Oh, can you hear me right now? Yeah, but are you on push the talk?
I don't know. Yeah, just turn push the talk on and then it is R. No, I don't know how to do that
Let me just one. It's a one fuck you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna build it without our rusty toilet hot dog stand and rusty
Lounger
You have such a right here right here
him wait wait wait oh no wait why wait ma'am what about what about the what about
the hot dog stand you have to hit it with your splice ever why oh wait why
would you do that that's what John said to you close the guys look at the top
right of your screen we have to sell 15 tickets with little one trash bin and
built two showers built to what showers showers you were a baby for a
Oh
Who has a sledgehammer I've got a sledgehammer
Destroy this shit so we can put that new one real good. Okay, I
Just get that and then this over here
No, wait, that's a full no
Well, we needed a new pool too.
We needed a new pool anyway.
Look at his ass. I'll talk hard.
Guys, we need to do everything. We need to do everything.
Guys, how do we build a shower?
Guys, do you want to build a shower?
Oh, I'm trying to show it to him.
Show him what?
I'm taking it. I'm taking it.
I'm taking it to see our rusty chairs.
What the fuck is this?
There's a party lot made of sand and joy
Yeah, we have to you get it from over here. There's a research thing over here
Yeah
All right, that's actually about that. I didn't mean to do that. Okay. That's okay. Watch this game
We got to get we got to unlock a shower I think
Guys I'm gonna build the pool. Oh, no wait
Pussy I
What do we need we use shower?
I can build the toilet you want to go
You want a diving board?
No!
We didn't have a pool!
You ready to jump him?
OK.
I'm going to make a pool.
I made a pool.
Why would you place?
OK.
What do you need a shower though?
You need a shower.
You have to research it.
Someone research it right there.
OK.
I wait.
Wait.
How do we build it guys?
Who's going to hammer?
Who's going to hammer?
I do.
I do.
I made a diving board.
I made a diving board.
There we go.
Honestly.
I made a diving board.
People need tickets you go show tickets. I'm gonna look at it. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're gonna make a shower
How do you make a shower
I don't understand
How you make a shit?
Go back to maintenance. No you have to build stuff to get stuff to unlock showers
Wait, wait, wait, what were we built?
Okay, look what I built look what I built. I built actually a lot of stuff
Dude sweet. I made a hot dog stand. I made a diving board
Sweet pool
Hmm
It's a utility on the left side
utility on the left side there is nothing on the left side
then
I died this duck is sweet. How'd you die?
Oh guys, you gotta plug the drain we gotta plug the drain
There we go, okay guys, but there we go
Now we're cooking I'm making chairs
Yeah, but wait, maintenance on top?
Maintenance?
Wait guys, a guess, what if you go for a ticket?
Oh guys, I found sellers, I found sellers!
We just need one wizard potion!
Yes, top right of your screen, I've been crafted, shit, to learn it.
We need one wizard potion!
Yeah, yeah, we should be at like 70, we should be at like 70.
Because we're out of money, we can't build anymore.
Yeah, that's why we gotta let people into our pool.
We need more customers.
We need more customers.
Wait, you need more customers.
We need more customers.
I don't want to drop an item.
Do not come, do not come.
Wait, this person would like to buy a ticket.
Wait, guys, guys, guys.
Do you want a hundred thousand tickets?
Please bring her up.
I'm sorry, how do I give him a ticket?
I don't know.
I'm passing out flyers.
I'm passing out flyers.
Announcement, announcement, close to me is a racist.
Please go to our water park.
My name's John, not close to you.
Announcement, announcement, announcement, please stop on our water park, close to
the racist.
Guys, I just promoted the fuck out of our water park.
You print out print out fires print out fires
You print up right there, and then you pick them up and pass it
No, I got a ticket
I dropped this
you five dollars to buy a flyer you have any dollars rescue you have any
dollars to buy a flyer it takes five dollars
We can get we can get a loan to do the eye. I hate
Wait, there's a different ticket type. Yeah, there's seen the Dolan senior
Okay
This lady was shopping, this lady was shopping,
I'm throwing her in the pool.
I think that's a team.
No, that's an adult, that's an adult.
No.
That might be a team actually, that might be,
that might be, hold on, hold on, hold on.
The haircut suggestion, that's a 40-year-old mom haircut.
Oh, I told you, I told you.
Get out of here.
I hate you.
Guys, I'm gonna take out a $1,500 loan,
and then we're gonna have to repay it in a week.
Put it on red.
Yeah, it's good.
Dude, do we have a, do we gamble?
Right now, we'll go gamble.
I took out a loan, I took out a loan, guys.
It says it don't like it says it up here. Is that it? Is that it?
Team that's a team. Okay. Okay. Okay. Excuse me. Take it
Excuse me. Boom. Yes. Okay. Okay. Well
Okay, that's an adult that's an adult for sure. Okay
What what that was a team
Guys I'm promoting the fuck out of this park right now lock it in wait. Oh
Slide past I pass every dollar
How do you know they want slide pass I don't know I don't know because that's what we have wait it says it right there
Look, this is a team. This is a team. What is it? It's just right down the glass. You know the glass four hours? Yeah, yeah
I
Okay, all right
Oh, okay. Oh, really that one didn't want to slide past those slide past. Oh, okay
No slide past that one. No slide past that one. We are doing great in the ticket booth. Holy shit
We're gonna get fired. But you're asking so fast. Oh, sorry everyone. Sorry
I love mama cookies
You're not even touching you're not even touching the fucking thing
I still love mother f***ing people on the street.
Please watch out for plug sees or racists.
He will be handing out flyers.
Okay guys, I think we're doing pretty good.
I think we're doing pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, so we have not done any of the things that got
out of our screen.
How do I rotate?
I don't know probably are
You making the shower
Is it the shower? I made both of them. That's not a shower
We'll be here in a shower. You just okay. Yeah, why would you face it this way guys?
I'm destroying these
I'm destroying these are ugly. I want this part to look beautiful
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Watch me. Beautiful.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I'll rotate it.
You just scroll all with your mouse.
I don't know how that's what I do.
You told me V and R, dumbass.
I didn't say V.
I said R.
I'll rotate the word and begin with R.
You said V and R.
We're going to build these bad boys.
There we go.
We go
Okay, now we build a trash bin. We have a trash bin
No, there's a trash bin outside where where's the trash bin and
No guys we need to unlock trash bin by leveling up one more time. We need to sell more tickets. We need to sell more tickets
No, we're not it's green
Okay, that that felt unnecessary that felt unnecessary
Jack lock
Yeah, we wait are we open up how we open up?
Okay, like a lock-in drag
drag please lock in
Guys how do we open the park? Why is it open? How do we open the park? I?
Generally don't know
Which is going to sleep it's just gonna
How we where's our bed, dad? How do we go to sleep?
Okay over here here we go
I think it's open.
The guest has sneaked into the park without a valentine.
You can spot them quite easily.
They're missing a braze limb.
Push them out with right-click to send a message.
No ticket, no fun.
Don't we all handle this fucking thief?
I'll handle this thief.
Where is he?
I'll handle this hooligan.
Who's in here without a ticket?
Who's in here without a ticket?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Is he killed?
10,000, I think, but you guys, we have re-stock our hot dogs.
How we buy more hot dogs because how we buy more hot dogs ain't nobody here boss, literally
no gas.
Hold on.
I'm going to sell a chicken here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Slime pass.
Slime pass.
Oh
Six hours no slide across the street what's across the street? Oh guys? I don't know the hot dogs up your back
Oh my god, you killed all our customers
We see I got hot dogs. We see something in the heat of passion. We see something in the heat of passion
Poxy I can't help but notice you're hitting it a bunch of flyers if all of our customers are Caucasian
$5 per flyer by the way yeah well look at the exp I'm only when I got all the
exp well okay well our customers are gone now are you enjoying the park man
Are you doing the play let me know if there's anything I can do to make you stay here better
Let me know if there's anything I can do to make you stay here more enjoyable
I'm at your service. I'll do anything
Oh, this guy's pissed this guy's pissed for some reason. Hey what what's going on? No bracer?
fuck you buddy he's got a bracelet you bitch
okay he's in the park for free he's went to the dressing room
he's so fucking close he's so unclose he's so unclose
give us our clothes back give us our clothes back
give us our clothes back right now
okay he learned his lesson he learned his lesson
she tuna sent. Love you, Mr. Nut. Easiest way to get proxy to join is his favorite
woman. Works every time. Also, try the adrenaline in war dogs. Unlimited sprinting.
Whoo
Gotham Batman asked me P. It's me Batman
Oh, my good friend Alan to cheer me up. His dad is in hospice. Can you say Chetch is an alien?
That is yesterday
Batman from yesterday
I
Yeah
He's got a bracelet
You should check out pommel party or overcooked to
Oh
Look John look it
I'm running security guys operating security no one without a bracelet is getting in
No one without a bracelet is getting that pocket. Don't worry guys
guys. We're good. Everybody's got basic. I want that. How do you go? Great. Great.
Great. I assume you start making some more stuff, more stuff that people want. Who would
make brahada dog? I say someone's waiting for a hot dog. Shoot a bird. How do I give
a hot dog. I don't know.
There we go. Holy shit.
You see you don't want to man.
You look like you're a two hot dog
type of lady. Are you sure?
You don't want two hot dogs?
Maybe five.
Stop stop stop you put the hammer where's the hammer?
Guys, who's shitting so much shit in the corner?
Maggie!
Where's Maggie at?
Yo, can you guys build that trash can out of the hammer?
Dude, everybody's having a lot of fun.
Yeah, I got a job there for you.
I'll build it for you.
Did you take my hammer after knocking me unconscious?
There we go, there we go.
They're really in look at that summer Bob who?
She's
Hey
We're business collect too many negative thoughts to become entertaining just one problem
The walkout after their money back keep an eye on their mood yet. We'll kill them if they ask for their money back
We'll kill him
We got really happy. I keep the slide fix guys. Yeah, you decide things
guys guys guys guys all this stuff is is breaking we had clean everything
we have any washcloths oh my god so sorry summer
this is we have a washcloth there's something to clean am I about to call
the boys I like what the hell was that
she's just fell right there but you guys where's a washcloth we on clean
we why I got we are going to pay this I gotta finish this jumping boy yeah I'm
ever paying this to see you go go go come use this to clean you want you
What that's I take this take this it's a medkine jacket John. That's mine. John
John mine
Dropped it somewhere. Where's it? Oh, yeah, I know it is
I was my
Oh
Fuck you and fucked it mom
We guys
My pussy is wet my pussy is wet
All of our shower all of the showers are broken like we what are we doing?
I don't know you gotta keep everything repaired even our trash kids broken
Oh
It looks like one of your guests has gotten cold feet on the dining would approach the guests and give him a little encouragement
Sometimes it means a gentle push to contain the bloods. Oh, I got that
Maggie don't be afraid Maggie don't be afraid of jumping out the of the Hoosie
Wait, I just hit that guy to give me two dollars. Is he like we have sex enough? Yep
What the
what the hell you're making lily and laugh guys guys guys guys leave that
behind the park I don't know how to get in your left side left side so we're
supposed to unlock that boat you go go go
The hell we go here
You have to jump I heard that they're jumping up. Yeah
John lock it
Okay, you keep you keep doing that drag I'm gonna I'm gonna find a cleaning thing. Nothing's clean around here
Guys who has the moms we need more moms I
Have the mop here you want it? Yeah, you'd be good week. You'd be good week. I got clean
And pick up trash.
If you guys see trash, by the way, over here, there's a dump.
OK, I just died.
I just died again.
No!
Stop gambling!
OK, all right.
OK, I don't know what's going on.
This guy keeps giving me two dollars.
OK, OK, all right.
I have no idea what's going on.
Thank you!
move out of the way, sir. I need to clean this.
How do I do that?
I have massive titties.
Come to our water park.
Thank you.
There we go. There we go.
All the guys is squeaky clean, guys.
Hey, I know her.
Everything's nice and squeaky clean.
Oh, yeah. Is Abela danger in here?
Abela, please come to the front office.
There we go. All right, at least we can clean boys. Hey guys, guys, guys, we need that.
Life brings stand, basic pools, increase walk speed. We have to do the trash. We, we,
we, what trash? Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. That's what I'm doing. That's
what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. We have to, we have to, we have to,
gotta remove this trash over here. Yeah, but there's no trash. Wait, wait. Wait, how do
we clear trash? Okay. This is where you clear 19 more trash. Gotta go to the trash bin.
Yes, wait, two more. Now, cheese trash. So right here, you have to buy a trash bin for
I
Right here is this the trash we're taking
Oh, it's working. It's working. We're getting stuck
Do we do good
tickets with 127 $354 for a traction
26 I feel funds 19. I had a good rest eight. I used clean attraction and two I had a good snack
Well, that's why Maggie
fat bitch only fuck yourself
We do have quite a bit of bad reviews though boys quite a bit of bad reviews guys our profit is a
negative one thousand one hundred sixty dollars. That's how business goes.
Yeah let's gamble it back. They got a ten thousand dollar load and put it on black.
Instantly pay the bank back and have a free cash and grand. Smart hole.
We just sleep. We just slept in that pool over there.
We have two dollars in our bank account.
Why is it getting the trash still working?
I
Have to pick up trust me you more trust pick up
I'll see you more trash
We are she would touch if you have to if you have to that's all we need is
We should have to pick up two more trash these
Oh, your bag is full.
I don't know how that's going to help me find more trash, but it's not.
Oh, you got it, you got it?
I need your trash bag.
I put it away because someone told me it was full.
They tricked me. They one-guined me.
All right, let's grab one of these and then we'll throw it in the trash.
Okay.
Guided?
Okay.
I just died.
Okay, alright. Like you do, like you do.
Smelly guys, yikes, the smelly guys just entered the park.
Their stink is reducing hygiene for everyone around them.
The water's gonna be the reason to be able to spray them to clean it up.
We can do that, we can do that.
Some guys leave a little clues of wherever they go.
We call it littering, they call it navigation.
There's a lot of stuff I got the water gun how we build a water gun
Okay, I got
You're sneaky you're sneaky you're a sneaky boy
The fun surprises splash. Oh, okay. Hold on
Guys, I think someone pooped in the pool guys guys so it proved in the pool
It's 70!
Wait, it was Brian!
Nice! So we get a trash bag and big up the boot for the pool.
I'll get it with my mouth, hold on.
John, I need you to get a trash bag and big up the boot for the pool.
I just got my appendix.
John, I got it.
And now I'm in the hospital.
We're covering and watching your stream.
Thank you for the last...
for the last time much any time any time my boy any time my boy I don't really
know what appendix removing is all about but I don't know but it's not anything
bad I don't know I'm not a doctor I'm a Godspeed good sir Godspeed
Jack, are you?
Jack, you selling tickets?
Oh, so many.
You're selling faster!
Um...
Uh...
Um...
We got to keep everything clean boys.
We got to keep everything clean.
Just spray with a water gun.
Take a seat.
Oh, it does!
Oh!
Ooh!
Woo!
Oh, we got a new research point.
Woo!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
OK.
All right.
OK.
OK.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
We're gonna have a dirty garbage now, can't we?
Okay, alright, okay, everything's perfectly clean.
Now what do we do?
More chairs.
More chairs.
We gotta clean three more buildings.
three more building
No, you didn't get close to me
Oh my god, watch out wait, yeah, wait
Wait guys, but you know that only that's one building clean
We need more pools. We need more pools.
Yo, I gotta clean this junk. I gotta clean this junk.
Can we say it?
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I actually did not mean that.
Why is there so many buttons to push someone?
What the- How long does he to clean this thing?
You can't clean that with what's another building we can clean!
You know you gotta paint the dog I think.
Drex and came to their fucking their fucking their fucking there we turn your
camera on it discord got it okay 10 buildings clean now you gotta repair 10
buildings oh we all know I gotta get this guy is hot dog he always he's a
Hungry boy. He's a hungry boy. Here you go hungry boy. Oh
Here you go. Oh
Wait, you don't wait he wanted to play what the hell he got mad cuz I gave it to him playing
Repair wait repair buildings, okay, all right
Got it oh
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bam!
Got it! Spread love with the water gun!
Holy shit.
Oh, holy shit.
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Bam!
Son, you got a license for all that, Ed?
You see that guy?
Maria
You simply silly tears boys tears
Well, well we piss her off you are ma'am
Okay, all right, I gotta spread love with the water guy
Me on our limits. Let's just spray people out the streets
Okay, this is, okay, people do not like the water gun.
Oh, ma'am, I've got you with the water gun.
Oh, my God, I'm making you all wet.
Oh, my God, I'm making you all wet.
Oh, my God.
Ma'am, you're so wet.
Oh, my God, ma'am, you are so wet.
You're so wet.
Ma'am, oh, my God.
You're so wet
Oh yeah, I spread love with the water gun. We're good. We're good. He's smelling gas with the water gun.
How do we get more smelly gas?
Serves her right.
We more guests and drunken coaxier AFK. God I love playing with drunken coaxies. I love it.
Coaxies is so fun.
I love playing with clothes he's always very reliable very reliable he is
There we go a little some stuff little some stuff there we go and we go a little some some
Little baby clean it
Oh, okay, alright, I didn't see that puddle.
That puddle got around me.
That puddle, that puddle, it slipped my mind.
It slipped my mind.
Hey, it looks like we're doing pretty good.
Oh, more customers, more customers!
Oh, I'll take this one, Drac.
I know you've been working hard.
Drac, big break, hey.
Make a break, Drac, listen.
You're a union man, take 30.
Hey, I take three, piece of shit.
Drac, please report to the breaker.
All right, team, four hours, slide pass, here you are, sir, there you are.
John, John, we need more sticky gas.
John, John, we need more sticky gas.
This lady looks awful.
I have a good day, sticky lady.
Welcome back, how are you?
I need you to go find Poop somewhere and rub it on a person.
I have Poop right here.
Get over here, we need you to rub Poop on five people.
Go back with the Poop.
A wizard never arrives early nor late.
Here I'm precisely when he's needed.
I'm keeping this water park running while you guys lax around. I'll have you know that
How far away is your fridge in the next town?
You see that guy outside thought my joke was funny.
Little bit of clean up.
Little bit of clean up.
Dude, you guys are gonna do shit.
This is so dirty here.
Oh, maybe get on it.
Where's Dragon?
Dragon's right there.
Dragon, please report to the ticket office.
Dude, I thought that was a guess.
I take care of my guest here at peanuts John's cold season drags we take care of our guest
It's really changing the name of our park
The beat up those he's right
I'm gonna take a name of your partners. You may know how you do that. Is that part of our loan is paid off now?
It's all profit
Oh
$278 that's very nice
What kind of cooking boys
Hey folksy, I like the part where we're chasing the tequila with vodka because how do you change the name of your park?
Yeah, oh
Here we go
He's got different modes.
What is he doing?
What is he possibly doing?
Who knows?
here we are here we are there it is
what do you think about the new sign
all right time to get to work
I'm gonna get the work boys.
Can I watch it now?
Little bit of cleaning.
Little bit of cleaning.
Guys, no one is cleaning or repairing.
I'm thinking this whole point myself.
I'm literally cleaning our expansion over here.
That's not even part of the bucket!
It's about to be, we're about to open it!
How do we even do that?
Close to the big people over here.
John, ask John what he built.
John, what do you do building this part?
The fucking main attraction!
You bitch!
You built this?!
You didn't build that?!
I'm getting tired of building a pool!
Guys, guys, we have three wizard potions, which we use them on!
What should we what should we what should we use
Basic pools
Hey, I gotta want pay
I would do a paid branch
Like this ain't cheap
I'm walking in here!
I'm walking in here!
Hey!
Welcome to No Fat Bitches, eh?
Pair staff, angry customers, if you need money, I have plenty of them.
Take $750, no contract, so people are just between businessmen.
Okay.
That's not sketchy.
I don't know about what he said about the different monthly bus.
Oh, yeah.
I'll take $750.
He just said there's no contract.
She said that.
Okay.
He said it was no contract.
He said it was $750.
Oh, Mr. Monthly Purchase is over.
Oh, yeah.
And forget about it forget about it
All right guys, let's get the park ready
I'm opening
Okay
As I'm painting everything yellow
Peter can you drink something big wine?
I don't know man. I thought me daddy and John are like out of level and you're just not there. Yeah, is that so
Is that so? You took a 30-minute hate is to make a drink
That was literally three minutes. Cheers boys. Cheers. Cheers
Guys if we paint the whole park yellow no one will know when you piss in the pool
I just should be parked in this wine debate
I dropped it, did you get it?
Okay, I'll catch it.
What the- why did my guy keep dying?
You're ugly.
I don't like it on the roof.
You'll be able to get out of the roof.
No, I don't know. I'm handing out somebody flyers.
Oh
Yeah, this is gonna take this is gonna take forever
Geez Louise is there's a hundred things to paint around here
I'm actually kind of cooking with this paint job
I'm kind of cooking with it. This place is looking this place is looking lively
Space is looking
It costs money to paint FYI yeah, it does it does it's five bucks per paint
Shit
I'm already this far.
I'm already this deep.
Oh, I'm just a friend?
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Of course, you don't actually have to not suck ass.
Just, it just has to look like you don't suck ass.
Blame every death, blame every death on other people
whether it be snipers or helicopters.
And just stay behind your husband.
And then when he dies, it goes, you're holding me back.
And then create a rift in your relationship
over many years, because he will have to be better
than you in the video games, because he started first.
And then five years down the line, you'll get the voice.
Are you OK?
What was your fight?
Can you happen?
Thank you.
You're just going on to get the shit out of me.
Hold on.
I forgot.
Wait, I'm going to.
Someone shit themselves in the pool.
We need your gun.
Wait, we guys, we have five stars.
We have five stars.
Peanut.
I got one guy.
I got one guy.
I got one guy.
I got one.
You my what?
This guy shit in the pool.
We need your gun.
You take this shit out of the fucking pool!
Thank you, thank you Danny too.
I cleaned him off, I cleaned him off.
Can you look at me real quick?
Guys, guys, guys, I figured out the name for our place.
I figured out the name for our place.
Are we allowing fat bitches out?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're still not allowing fat bitches.
Okay, no fat bitches.
Biz, palace.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, it did change, it did change, it did change.
Biz, palace.
She ain't over 280.
Biz Bowers! Biz Bowers, guys!
I'm making an announcement.
Now the Kids Yobby Stars are thinking it's because it's all yellow.
Yeah, it's five stars!
Welcome to our water park, Golden Chalmers available.
I'm not gonna say that one.
Oh
You guys pee in pools
Not public ones. Okay. Okay. Here's my strategy, right? Okay?
If it's like a buddy's pool, I'll pee just like just a little bit just to see if I have that blue dye
I'm starting to piss. Oh, yeah
I
Gotta test I got a test and if it's just a little bit you can like swat it away
You I like to stand right next to my friend and just release a whole gallon
I look him in the eyes and I tell him that I've loved him for many years
I want to leave my family behind and moved with him to Italy
I don't want to ruin everybody's fun, but I used all my money to paint this this place
I know
We need more money for more
I dropped it. I dropped it. Where you give it to me. Give it to me. Go see what's our next step?
What's next?
it's true it's true it's true it's true it's true close to the races
most of you are not interested in the races
I don't know why but I've only seen confessions in our park
and close to the only one handing out flowers
handing it out to everyone regardless of anything
I
Reborn money so I keep paying the page this yellow
Everything needs to be pissed yellow
This is looking pretty good
Hello. Hello.
Sell- Sell them a ticket. Sell them a ticket. We need more money for face pain.
There you are sir. Enjoy your time.
Enjoy your stay.
We need so much more money. Hold on. We are now allowing back girls. I'm repeating back girls. Welcome.
No, we're not. We're not that desperate yet. Also, also, also, also. One more thing, my
fat bitches, I mean, all fat bitches, not just the ladies. Also, I won't say it.
Close to me more hot dogs. I repeat you more hot dogs
Well, okay
What the fuck did you call me?
Oh, he said he meant it, too!
Yeah, he meant it!
Jesus Christ!
Rubber ducks, dude.
I can't beat the rubber ducks, it won't let me.
Oh.
Dude, we are so poor. Oh my God.
Yeah, well we need more money for more paint so we can have the piss palace, dude.
We need the piss palace, we need the piss palace.
All right, let the Chubby Woods in.
No, no, no, we don't need money that bad.
Yeah, no thank you.
Nobody that needs to read all of this.
Guys, we have no money.
Guys, we have no money.
We have no money.
Raise clothes.
Spat chicks.
Clothesie.
Where's your flyers?
Oh, guys.
Hold on one second.
I've got to push this guy to the pool.
Stop painting.
We need the Pissed Palace.
How is the Pissed Palace?
It's not everything.
It's painted the color of Pissed.
I
Can't even make fun
Are you helping this guy lady?
Yeah.
We want it still on the second beer.
Beer.
Beer, beer.
That's what they would be here for.
Okay, all right.
Guys, if you could just let me
just speak it for two seconds.
Oh, come on, the ball.
I'm sorry.
If you could just let me just speak it for two seconds,
that would be great.
Guys, we need more attractions.
That's why we don't have as many customers.
We need more attractions.
I'm gonna build something, okay?
I'm making beach balls.
No, okay, listen, I'm gonna research a better pool.
Y'all already came.
Wait, I got the pool?
We have no money for anything.
We have five dollars.
We have five dollars.
We have three dollars.
Uh-oh, fuck.
I
Did you just get naked when I ran by you?
Sure, I will sell you this person for five dollars three bucks. I'll suck you off
Now you're not looking too good
You see you feel all right
My leg!
Mafia! My leg!
You can have them.
Oh, pop back in. Pop back in. We're good.
Guys, we need to keep this place clean. Where's Clogsy at?
Dude, what do you need? Where are my eyes?
Clogsy, we need to head out more flyers. We need to head out more flyers.
You get by six flyers, seven flyers right now.
You don't need a body to use a water gun.
That water gun keeps stuff away faster.
Oh, another day, another dollar.
Wait, we got $264.
We're still at one star.
That's okay though. We're working hard. That's what matters most
You don't get XP though. Oh, please don't get XP. You clean stuff with the water guy Mr.
Cloggy. That's what we gotta clean it with the mop
Did you take a video?
We're open for business
Oh guys what what I think I I clean this entire side but I got rid of all the
things to jump over wait hold on wait a minute
oh yeah oh yeah hey goji yeah you fucked I would build you so you can
jump on people we have no money in terms of money we have no money oh listen to
stay there for a second close you will sell some tickets I respond to the
response escape of the response there's five dollars right there five
$5
Here you are sir there you are
Okay, I've been waiting forever. I feel like he wasn't waiting forever. He just walked up
Okay, you are say you are there you go
All right, here you are sir there you go there you want this your ticket
There you are
Okay, here you are ma'am. There you are ma'am. There you go. All right. There we go. All right. There we go
You are so broke. I don't know the jacks but our money making everything please color. What the track
Racist I'll go ahead up to flyers. Would you like a flyer? Oh?
We got a customer we got a customer
Would put another slide with another side help
No.
These slides cost $75 because we need $75.
Guys, I just handed out so many flyers.
No, they're coming.
They're coming.
Oh, yeah.
Gee, with respect.
Gee, with respect.
Sorry, respect you.
OK.
OK.
I know this one.
I'll handle this one
Okay, I already put to the ticket. I already put to the date. Oh, is it me a lot? I'll handle this one
Okay
There you are man
He's falling! He's falling! He's falling!
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Oh, I got it! Oh, I got it!
Yeah!
He's trapped over there. He can't leave that place.
Oh my God.
I'm going to start voting profusely. Get away from me! Get away from me! I'm trying to sell tickets!
So I like that, Buzzy! I like that, bitch!
All right, okay, well you kind of
You and like you push me one more time paint the rest of the place piss-collar
We got we got a couple dollars we got a couple dollars we're gonna build okay, let's build another slide
You guys you can build a better
Yeah, hold on. We see it. Let me clear this about
Because I'm gonna build a new I'm gonna build a new jumping board
Five minutes
Oh, you see me guys, you see me see me
Is that Billy a new jumping board do jumping board alert?
Hey, don't you we don't need a jumping board for you what ass pussy?
Oh, you just really signed me a better one
Can we make a better slide?
Oh, we can make a better slide.
Let's make two slides.
There we go.
Okay, I've got two slides and a new jumping board over here, boys.
You'll see one more sticky customer.
One more sticky customer.
Oh, sorry, sir. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sorry.
I'm just trying to build a jumping thingy.
Oh, it's so cold.
That was very disrespectful.
Hey, here we go.
This place is shaping up to be a great water park.
Here we go.
So much space.
There we go.
The first sign is sketchy.
The same sign, the mosty sign.
And please, Sting, what are you talking about?
We're working really hard on our squirt park.
What are you talking about?
Oh
You need another pool you guys how much you guys we research another pool
Oh, yeah, okay, we need we need
And that's not the whole idea.
Happy birthday, good to have you birthday,
which is going full of magical activities.
That's going to be research tips, unlocked tips.
Research your tip.
Bonus cash for visitors at the end of the day,
every small count.
That's very nice.
That's very nice.
Oh, good thinking, boys.
Please come back to this palace.
We're going to be ruined!
Good work, John.
Well, actually, where'd you go?
Right there.
What does this person need?
I don't know.
This fish needs a hot dog.
DRAG!
Wait.
Look at that power wagon.
Power wagon?
We guys but we need to make a better pool we need $300
I don't know that guy just give a fuck about my flyer whoa oh my is that
Wait a second.
Whoa!
Whoa!
That's a cool car!
Next things? No, I'm pretty sure I just fixed everything.
Yeah, you're good, man.
No, should we test them?
Will you give them a real test in a couple of days?
We don't need them, always.
You guys, I need more chairs, too.
I'm gonna make more chairs.
Oh, sorry, ma'am, sorry, ma'am.
Sorry, ma'am, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, she thinks of your chair. Oh, she pissed she was so angry.
Geez.
There she is.
I can't help but notice, folksy, between that whole section.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna build some more chairs.
Stop.
Wait, vomit.
Wait, this person vomited.
Dude, stop vomiting.
Here we go.
What the hell was that I
Guys I'm making more chairs I'm making more chairs
Someone say to the pool
John pick it up with your bare hands
What I
Just watch off in the one and only for we have don't need to worry
I'm sorry, I just looted him.
Wait, wait, wait, you want me to get a loan?
Yeah, I'll just stick on $10,000 loan.
And put it all black and put it all black.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Clint.
Guys, so, someone please tell me there's gambling in this game.
Is there a gambling in this game?
Jack, let them in.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm doing it.
Guys, I have so many people coming.
Do not come, do not come.
Do not come.
You can come.
We're letting a lot of diverse individuals in the bar
Hey, you see that clothes you how much you learn a thing or two?
Yeah, she is buddy you see is
Close you what are you doing?
I'm trying to help these customers you guys
So who you let it and he got mad
Okay
It's violent. I'm sorry, but
Okay, I think he's so relaxed. I'm so relaxed relax. I'm so relaxed. It's a big guy
He's all right. So we guys
Okay, guys, I barely gave out the wrong thing and
The random person
Come back for a hot dog
You so hot dogs hot dogs are where the real buddy is hot dogs are where the real buddy is guys
I have to serve all these customers guys be like a hundred customers
Wait, yo, I can hire someone. I want me to hire someone to sell tickets. No, here's one of some things that don't make this way easier
Okay, and then I increase the ticket price too. Yeah, we just fucking locked
What?
Oh
Chairs, no, I think I increased the ticket price. What why you increase the ticket price?
Of course if you take out that long means we need to get that long, okay, okay?
$10,000 alone $10,000. I can't I could like take one. I took out an 18,000 $1800 alone. Okay. Okay. All right
Which only I'm gonna break the pool and I build a new one
To drop it you dropped your gun
We guys you wait on it. I'm destroying these guys's chairs as well
I
So what's up, God just we gotta wake her up
Can you figure that out?
I don't even know
The jumping into a pool that doesn't exist
How do I sell something I don't know
Can you move all those dead people?
Fucking up the water park.
I can't.
I heard a ding.
Guys move out of the water park.
Move up.
They're screwing up the water park.
John, John move.
John, I'm trying to build a pool and you're fucking up.
John, move, move.
John, John.
Cozy, move.
John, Cozy.
Fucking get out of here.
Okay, here's our new pool. Here's our new pool right here.
Are you still going here? Let me destroy it. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I'm gonna
lose my fucking mind.
I'm moving I'm moving the hot dog stand with the hot dog stand
Oh here we go here we go I hear the slides gonna put this slide
The sound of the key
Here we go
No
Oh wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go
Yeah, but the belt jumping these
I'm building stuff I'm building stuff. I'm building some okay. Okay. Okay. Okay perfect. Wait, where's the hot dog stand?
I'm gonna build a hot dog stand hot dog. See what we ride
Right
Has to be on this wall has to be on the wall right there. Okay. I'll put it on that wall music
I don't I don't know what we're supposed to do about those guys
Guys wait, what do you do about the dead bodies?
We need money we need money for the lemonade stand
We guys we guys gotta go because you gotta go to the office and give them med kids
No, we don't we just throw them over the fence
Please God don't do more the fence because I mean I gotta go with this
Okay, okay, this is ridiculous. This is I don't think you guys really want to run a water park
What do you mean?
We're about to make so much money now that our pool has like a ton of waterslides and shans and stuff
This is gonna be massive
This is gonna be massive. Yeah guys. We gotta keep cleaning John John John John John
You gotta be the mop guy you get the mop and keep everything clean, okay, dude as long as I can just
We're gonna have the best water parking down that's why I'm gonna stop buying is these man
We need to buy a lemonade stand why or why do we have we don't have this many people in here
No, no, no, no, this is what opens it up, I think,
just so that you can have more people.
See, I just press it one every time.
I think this increases the max population of the park.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It does, it does.
Cozy, look at the left side.
See, this increases the max population of the park.
Excuse me, everybody.
Team, meeting in the office.
Team, meeting in the office.
One moment, I'll be right there.
Just gotta fix these chairs.
Take your time, Mr. Team, and Mr. Drinks.
Close your eyes!
All right, okay.
What? What's your name about?
Where's Closie?
I don't know, let me go get him.
Where's Closie?
DRACK IN THE FUCKING OFFICE!
Here's Drax, where's Closie at?
GET IN THE OFFICE, CLOSIE!
Okay, what is- why did you call this team meeting?
Everybody-
We- Art Camrota right now is not making it-
Closie is getting pizza.
GOD!
Like he's driving to go get pizza?
No, you just went downstairs to get a slice.
Get in the office! We're having a meeting truck!
How did you...
Why are you naked all of a sudden?
Hey John, what's your meeting about?
What is your meeting?
Wait for folksy to get back because he's going to go...
Okay, okay, okay.
He's on his way back.
He has his headphones on. Talk to him about it.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Yes, our pool is looking really good now our pool is looking really good. I'm not even joking guys
I think we're about to have the best pool in the whole state
We're gonna sell so many tickets
Listen, I have a listen check it. Listen to me. Check this me
These chairs these chairs right here
You see these these showers is your boy. He's here. And he's fine
I need you your job is to keep them all clean at all times, okay
Okay, okay, listen everyone listen we've got
I swear to god
I swear to god
Listen!
Okay, listen
I saw your butt hole
I saw your butt hole
I don't know
I don't know when you fall
You see fuck
I just
I just see me
It's just a creepy guy
Nothing brass
It's just a little sneaky
I'm getting every single HR complaint you can ever get on peanut. Anyway, listen
So why this is the most important shift of our life, you know what we need right now
Peanut needs to finish his second beer. We all need to have a little drink relax
I agree. I got you. I just take it be very down. I'll be a third. Okay, perfect
I'm gonna go make another oh wait. I brought everything down to make it you go do that
I'm gonna grab a quick scissors. I'll be back give me two seconds two things and then we're gonna run this water park
You ready to do your shot, uh-huh, you're lying to me
No, yes, yeah, that's killer is there. No, I don't believe you. I don't believe you
How's that fucking pizza, dude?
It's good.
I have to take off the keys.
Oh, pizza.
Cooksie eats pizza like a communist.
He can't tolerate cheese.
Dude, neither can mine.
And I still eat it in diarrhea.
Oh my God.
Peanut's back.
Oh, fuck.
We are.
We ready?
We ready?
Oh, I tapped back in, all right.
I'm ordering doordash.
I want you to come in.
Look forward, look forward real quick.
Look forward.
Now, look up.
Are you looking up?
Oh.
Pro.
Oh, pro.
That shit.
That shit looks like a...
That shit looks like that.
Yeah, that's a jumpy.
Yeah, that's a jumpy.
You just jealous buddy. You just don't look at the dumpy.
I can see the whole balloon though.
All right guys, parked open parked open.
Here we go.
Thank you guys.
It's like a hand of .1.
I bought that.
It's like a spaded art.
I have an idea guys.
I'll let you send that.
This should increase how many people we have in the park
by a lot.
We just sell hot dogs and sell tickets.
I
Put your meatballs in the pool
Wait wait guys, all right, all right, I need your opinion, okay, so I'm at like a 50-50 right now, right?
I'm tired. Yeah
Makes two of us like I'm tired
Yeah, and my buzz is kind of gone so I either
Send it and get smizzly-bizzly
Yeah, yeah, or get off. Oh dude. You like dude. You know no I could turn 30
another time closey. Yeah, I'll move my birdie next week, for your dumb ass.
Everything's about closey. Everything's about closey. Yeah, all about you.
Alright, mom's just working hard. Closey. We're doing a shot. Where are you? Where the fuck are you?
You were in the same bedroom.
Jack, how many customers have we got so far?
Zero.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
I don't even have my phone.
Marcello's here.
I'm not letting you go.
Go get it.
I don't even have my phone.
Marcello.
Man, would you like to come to our water park?
You beast.
Man, you're coming to our water park.
You should try shotgun roulette.
I think you'd like it.
Also, watch your racist.
Also, you made me laugh.
It is an asshole!
Are you any time much?
Any time?
Any time much? Any time?
I need to light the chairs.
What the fuck?
Alright guys, alright, listen, just keep selling tickets, just keep selling tickets.
Where do lame go? We don't fucking need them.
Oh
Marcel's dead
I have a lot of people coming a lot of people a lot of people a lot of people on the way a lot of people on the way a lot
Of people on the way you closely closely. Do you know how to do you know how to open up the next part of the park?
We have to I think make sure people aren't sticky before we do that make sure people are sticky
Yeah, you see people
Bro, there's so many people coming to the park right now
I'm gonna buy more slides. No, no, I bought more slides
Sir, please get off the slide! I'm demolishing it!
Dude, there's so many people here.
I
Guys wait
Wait wait closey closey, but why is wait because I need you to repair all this stuff
Jack, I need you to feed all, um, guys, there's a customer robbing us.
No, no, no, no, I hired him.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, shut the fuck up.
By the way, I'm letting you know we have to pay this person $111 a day.
$11 a day so we have to make sure we have it be why why would you that fuck them they can't work for free
fuck them
Threat their family threat their family threat their families. They don't work for free. They died
No
I built it, I built it, I built it.
Do you have any lemons?
No, but he's got a cell 10 lemonade.
Okay.
I think he didn't come with the stand.
Oh, does anybody without it, without it, without it, without a wristband?
Adds a lemon, Paul.
Um...
Oh...
Check it, wristband.
You can tell you got a wristband.
Oh, sorry Violet.
Oh, sorry.
This guy has never risked bad die!
One dollar!
I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, we've got risked bad.
I'll give you some hot dogs and some lemonade.
Guys, how do I go first person again?
How do I go first person again?
Take out lemons, take out lemons, take out lemons, take out lemons.
Guys, how do I go first person, how do I go first person?
Me? Oh, that's okay.
Okay, hey kids, they don't worry. I'll get you a hot dog
Sell the dogs sell the dogs
When I got a hot oh wait wait, okay, oh Mara, okay, I'll help you today. What type of hot dog would you like a Mara?
I
Think I got enough for a morrow over here. I don't think so
Tomorrow's an eight hot dog type of lady. Let me die. It seems to be a gentle lady
Both are daring today, are we Gia you are ma'am
Someone drain! I'm fuckin' pooled!
Wait, what?
Where's got a hammer?
It's cause, it's cause, Cosy was in talk to repairing and he didn't repair it!
I'm repairing all the, all the pools!
I'm repairing all the one-hours after night!
Oh my god!
Cosy, you just killed ten people cause you didn't repair the pool!
I'm repairing everything!
Well anyway, why was the pool zero percent durability?
Cuz I forgot about it!
Well congratulations, you have the death of ten people on your hands.
I swear to god if I don't stop falling over and showing my pussy.
Oh no, I see this.
I'm gonna get my fucking pussy out of here.
I got some dick in here.
Okay, they're already paying.
They can die now.
I just admit it.
I hope you literally killed everyone.
Help.
I don't know why I'm dying.
It's because I've pressed way far in the air.
What, what, what?
Can you, can you sell tickets?
I don't know how to drive.
No, no, no.
We need you to sell hot dogs and lemon. We already have a guy for selling dickens.
The guys are tired of taking the time.
Wait, guys, somebody is taking, somebody is stolen one of our dead people.
Somebody is stolen one of our dead people.
Oh my God, I'm just...
I don't wear a suit, dude.
Dude, not the time!
Dude, get the fucking ball!
Oh, I'm just right there. I'm just right there.
Bogey isn't repairing a single thing, not even a single thing.
What are you extro-ing?!
Bogey's standing up in five minutes, quick, he has to want to keep drinking.
Alright, clean the diving boards.
Guys, the diving boards are very dirty, we need to clean now.
Does anyone have a bomb?
We need a bomb shot on the diving boards and the chance!
How do you think I move them on the diving boards?
I fucking kill them.
Guys, guys, the slides are very dirty.
The slides clean now.
The slides feed right now boys the slides are unclean
No, so guys hammered job that guy's crotch. Okay. I'm just sorry sir
No, I totally destroyed I told you destroyed
Well that queen park is just I kiddies money in your pocket and regulations
and replay fours of walls and watch guys reward you
with extra tips.
Okay.
Hey, guys, we unlocked the next part of the water park.
Oh, I did it, got close, I did it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
You're crashing the pool?
Oh my God, you're crashing the water park.
This water park is really safe,
but not to be a good one.
This thing looks nice.
Hey guys, I'm gonna go see if we can
Research anything else
We need
We need
I don't know we expanded we need some decorations we need some decorations
There we go! There we go!
Now we will be crying each other to death to get this pie.
It's so beautiful!
What section?
We clean up clean up at the north side of the pool
There we go there we go this place is safe without to be quite the attraction
This palace will be the top of the town
Get one get one over here look at all me
Well, I gotta open my silly just give me a second
okay
Night shift, but what's night shift mode? What's that?
Counterintuitive to be sunbathing loud share and the sun is blocked. This is a racist. That's all you are
That's you just a racist
Oh, sorry
Guys, well, how do we have literally zero dollars? How is that even possible?
Who fucking bought something out of we have genuinely zero fucking dollars that is impossible that is impossible
Yeah
Well look who's doing better these days. I hope you enjoyed the money while last now it's time to settle our rage with you'll be
$7,500 no
Guys literally never thought this guy ever again
Literally just never thought this guy ever again
I knew there was a catch I knew there was a catch no no guys to give you seven
everybody died for free oh my god there's so many people coming
Reagan hurry up
Okay, all right
We need another slide that's we need to be another slide
We need more slides. I got 100 more slides. We need slides everywhere
needs a hundred more
Another pool be another pool
Oh, Coachy, can you take out another loan?
How many loans can we take out?
No, we have five days to pay this one off.
What happens if we don't pay him?
I think he goes up, or we die.
Well, why don't you just let it go up over and over again?
Franco, do you think?
Here.
Fuck it, we'll just never pay it back.
What are they gonna do, kill us?
Yeah, I got a water gun.
Oh, sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky.
I
All right guys, this park is looking good this park is looking good, but I do everything nice to repair
Yeah, we have to we have to knock the upgrade in hammer. Are you sure?
We take two bones or a parachute right now
That's true. That's true. That's true. We need more trash kids. We how do you know?
Because we need five lounges with at least one priest
Can we build another pool? Yeah, wait are any of these people a priest?
Hey guys, how do we get what we want some lounger?
I
You to paint it back to the body guy or he will teach you a lesson
I'm put his pussy in a knot if he doesn't walk in my water park
I'm gonna fuck about that body guy. You can't be teach me a lesson
I'm a little finger-popper's asshole becomes asking for a single dollar
We got bigger pockets, yeah, we can hold more stuff whoa
You guys how wait guys do we have wait do we upgrade our hammers yet? No, we can't we have to unlock bigger pockets first
Wait wait wait was that was the hammer thing?
It's to the right of it.
It's under what we why we just get a handyman staff.
It's the same price.
So it's after that it's after isn't it after no no no no handyman time we can buy right now
wait no we need two of the things so I just learned bigger pockets so we didn't have bigger
Close you close you hand to me and any men staff are cheaper than the upgrade hammers. I
Mean I'm down to do that again. I just learned the bigger pockets one. So yeah, let's do that. You're right
And then we'll and then we'll do a
He flipped the night shift lever
Not researched yet
Lone Star medic onesent. Hello, mr. Peanut. It's my birthday
Thank you for making us laugh and your approval part of the trail
Thank you for getting it. Chugga, a silly juice
Oh jeez boys jeez!
More chairs? I just put like a ton of chairs
More chairs?
More, I see more chairs? Do we need more chairs?
We need more showers. I just built a couple. They're showering.
There's a shower guys lots of hot dog wonders lots of hot dog wonders. I need to buy more
Ready to buy more I need more dogs
Try to your fucking job
Okay
What's that stupid little nut?
I'm right here!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
God damn.
Alright guys, we should have given up money for another pool we gotta build it.
We need more chairs too.
We only have 20% maximum capacity.
I already built another pool.
Why would you build the smallest?
You're an idiot. You're actually an idiot.
John, I think you're doing a great job.
John, I think you're doing a horrible job and you're stupid.
I can't believe you made it to 30 without natural selection taking you out.
I just want to be honest with you.
That was a silly change.
Cheers, boys! Cheers!
No, Clopsy quit. He's going to bed in five minutes because he's a little pussy.
Little pussy
Get our water park grandma somebody's put you in a box float down the river grandma
Guys guys everything's really dirty we need to be prepared and cleaning
Give me the treasure, dawg.
Oh, sorry, Lule!
Sorry!
Oh
Oh no!
You're gonna get it!
You're gonna get it!
Oh, sorry, Linda!
Sorry!
I'll crash the ball, Jack!
What the- What the hell, Linda?!
What the hell?
I apologized!
It was an oddice accident!
Get the mafia guy?
No, no, no.
Don't talk to him.
Okay.
Oh, would you like a hot dog shirt?
Bet she would.
Bet she would.
He looked like a hot dog all up in your mouth.
I
I
Built those showers
It's your job you're doing it just check it
I
Think so long a road thing something
What's up with your guys got those in the trash can
We just miss water park is really coming together guys
It's what was really coming together. Let me tell you we're doing great track. Give me the fucking work
You a thousand dollars because okay, we're out. We I wait. I would have built the sex part
Go to coachy coachy coachy coachy coachy coachy. I'm not the handyman coachy. I'm not the handyman
Should we unlock better boys before we build another one
How do we unlock the next part we said that yeah, we have to unlock everything. Oh
Okay, I was gonna build another pool then we need more pools
We guys how we clean faster is it we clean faster?
Yeah, that's made it that's maintenance
Oh my god, yo, Reagan, get off, get, where are you?
Sorry, sir, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sir.
Nobody can know about this, though.
I'm so sorry.
Nobody can know what happened here.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Peanut, please finish painting!
What the fuck?
Oh!
Meow!
Meow!
but you're just walking
look at my speed look at my speed
look at my speed
look at my speed
look at my speed
cheers boys
cheers
guys we are fucking cooking right now
i wanna play war dogs
No, I'm vibing.
No, I'd rather do this and fuck war dogs.
No, no, I'd rather play this and war dogs.
I know, we just said I want to play war dogs.
I'll do it and go see.
How about this?
lemurs
War
War rascals
War
War silly guys
War goofballs
Hey, John, how do I disable my boy?
Can you hear me right now? Do you hear me? Yeah? Yeah? How about now? Can you me now? Yeah, okay?
How do I do it?
You go to the voice chat and you click VoIP and you click push the talk instead of open bike
That's not an option
He okay, okay, okay, give me right now settings audio fucking John. I feed it out. I need your help
and Mr. Dan and Mr. Cooling and Mr. Man!
Be safe, Tim, I'm white! Be safe, Tim, I'm white!
That's why I wanted to figure out my white thing.
Be safe, Tim, I'm white! Be safe, Tim, I'm white!
Are you sure you're not? Are you sure?
Are you sure?
No jerking up on ship.
Wait till you clock out.
What?
Wait till you clock out then you can jerk off.
Wait, well I built a new pool but it took off our money.
We don't have, we don't have any money.
We don't have any money box oh
Excuse me. Why don't we only have any customers?
We well that we why we have any customers
They're not our customers. Oh, yeah
Your park got a little too popular now, certain businessmen aren't happy about it.
From time to time they'll send that crew to damage the attraction stage and you gotta show them it's your territory.
What?
The Mafia wanna kill? Wanna...
Wanna destroy our water park?
Slides?
Wait, what would they do to...
Shit.
Thank you!
Wait, what happened to Reagan?
You're not Reagan!
Where's Reagan at?
Reagan was a valued employee!
Is your DPO?
Where'd Reagan go?
Where'd Reagan go?
Where'd Reagan go?
Where'd Reagan go?
What happened to Reagan? Where should we... Where... Where did Reagan go? He's fired.
Oh
Maternity leave oh make it a week it's happening a kid. Oh good turn gel
You have a hundred and five dollars we have two wisdom postings. I'm gonna look I'm
We need
We have popcorn stand that can make us a ton of money
That can make us I'm gonna buy the popular stand thank you because a ton of money that would excel us into it in the future
Was $300 folksy folksy I got drunk for your request
Did you guys fuck beyond folksy? I got drunk for your request you're not hopping off bitch
Okay, well, I'll have good news for you guys. Okay. What's what's a good news?
I went down says get a beer. Yeah, you're back. We're like fucking. Let's just send it so that we rip
Four shots two shots each wait. Hold on those are two bubbles. Wait a second. Wait a second
Wait, hold on wait dude. Wait. Oh my god. I just realized what day it is
It's Tuesday it's show peanut your cock Tuesday. Oh my
We almost missed it
How can we be so stupid we almost missed it? Okay?
Can you be a good friend of my coaxias I just ripped two shots John
And I was in a part of me piece of shit track. I'm going to go to the game this court. Okay. Oh
Do you want to do another shot?
camera at this
I hope my life and I want to die in game
Oh, yeah, you did two shots without me that's so perfect. Yeah, I know that makes you so much better
It wasn't you that or I let him get a beer and go to bed
Thank you for your sacrifice
Have any hard liquor guys, I'm doing it out of a scramps. Okay perfect. Do you have any more hard liquor? No
Yeah, we gotta do stuff
And we we want XP
I
Okay, sorry for showing you guys all my pussy I thought just I want to listen
I want to sincerely apologize Knox and Milani for showing you my pussy there. I was highly unprofessional and what happened again
I'll bring this place on alive!
I fucking killed him, he's back...
What the hell is a mafia doing?
Right, I got one.
There's poop coming out of the toilet!
Welcome to the east end. Good evening.
Get in there!
There's also my birthday as well.
Wait, two nights through the mafia.
So, the back, the back, the back!
I'm sucking the gas!
I'm sucking the gas!
I'm sucking the gas!
She let him in the bathroom!
No, she stopped fucking the mafia in the bathroom!
Oh, she's dead!
Come on!
Man!
You fucking like that, you little mafia slut?
Oh, fuck!
Hey guys, guys, guys, guys!
Guys, the mafia dropped 210 dollars.
Whoa!
That's a lot of dollars.
That's a lot of dollars.
Oh sorry sir.
That's a whole lot of dollars.
Did I have to hit the hammer?
Okay, didn't help at all.
All right.
Guys, guys, guys, we have to repair shit.
I don't need it.
Go get one, it's a piece of truth.
John, repair!
The stinky man, stinky man! I repeat, stinky man! Somebody get that, somebody get the water gun!
Every single one of these things can be repaired.
Calm down, lady.
Okay, guys, guys, so we're gonna start fucking cleaning up these water bottles.
This is ridiculous, this is ridiculous, this is ridiculous.
Come on, games!
Oh.
Come on, G.
Oh.
Hehehe.
Oh, sorry, ma'am, sorry.
Sorry.
Alright, hold on.
Little bit of creed in.
Little bit of cleanin'...
EXTUDE ME MAAAAAAA
I gotta keep everything nice and clean.
Yes, we actually get to work
Guys there's people waiting for lemonade and hot dogs, and we are not giving them stuff. I just went fucking ham on it
Is your lemonade sir, okay? Okay, really that guy didn't want to let me
Okay, that person didn't want it. Okay now she wants to eliminate again. Okay. I honestly fucking hate this version
You know there you go
$20 for lemonade it's a reasonable price. It's a reasonable fucking price
You're probably a tweet on lemonade
I
I
Right who pissed on the floor was it you line up?
I knew it. I knew it. Lila piss. She's pushing the board again. Get in the bathroom. You dirty man
We need better bathrooms and more chairs.
here we go there we go boys here we go bro bro bro why would you wait this is
Smallest one?
Smallest what?
Wait.
Smallest what?
Smallest what?
Is this pulled the same size as the other one?
It's the same size as the other one, yeah.
I forgot that.
Because I'm telling you, we're taking this water park to the next level.
This isn't just a water park.
This is a cryptocurrency
elevated internet
national connected workplace solutions water park this is just an experience this
is a this is a journey that people will take
Okay, I'm going to go buy some you can ship them in ship leverage
Launchers a whole new TV to the reclined ones reclined ones
Chief, this is a water park in central Chicago.
Everybody should be happy here that they're not getting shot.
How do they care that the seats are not reclining seats?
Just shut your mouth and let me run my fucking water park.
Dammit!
Track it back to work!
Did you just push the supervisor of the water park?
That's it.
That's it.
You're gone, buddy. You're gone.
You're gone, buddy. You're gone.
That's it. You're gone, buddy.
You're gone, pal. You're gone.
Oh my god.
I
Did make a work China run a respectful water park here
I
Was parkour guys Berkeley
Take the balance. Thank you sir. Thank you
We do you I was packing my I was practicing my tap strafing
I got a time save over all the customers won't be impressed. I guess put my food at the bottom of my driveway
That was miserable. Oh
Guys guys guys team eating team eating in the corner of the park
Team eating team eating John John
Where's the other team members team eating team here team eating in the corner of the park?
Cozy cozy, where are you? Where's cozy right?
Cozy
No, she TVed the middle of part TV
Okay
We shot right here right here guys we want to run this part water park or not
or do we want to go play super battle golf dude please super battle
are you sure are you sure yeah I'm good on this water park is so silly and funny
for about five minutes okay super battle golf super battle golf every other
you got kind of far yeah we get out yeah I kind of like this game I like
this game a lot. What if you do like one more day? Are you dead ass then? Are you so
for real right now? This is not that bad. Guys, what we hold on, what do we play Castle
Miner Z? What is that? That's, Drag was talking about that game, he loves it. It's an old
Xbox 360 game, it was actually the top. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Minerz was the first Xbox 360 indie game to sell a million copies back in like 2008
It was like Minecraft Call of Duty
Bro this game looks fucking terrible. It does. Yeah, hear me out. Why?
I got two hours of speed plus. I've been flying and traveling all day
Hit trauma dumping pussy
I'm going to bed
with draw a dropping dropping dropping dropping dropping yeah we did with two
shots we're not gonna die now I do we don't have a quick drop of dumping with
dropping dumping dropping dropping dropping dropping with these drop of
dumping pussy we got 45 minutes 30 35 drag 35 if you guys are to quit 35
Honestly, I'd rather just go play Wardogs.
Don't play Wardogs.
No?
What?
You're gonna be live for another hour, right?
I'll be live for three more hours.
What?
Are you guys gonna be here for another 35 minutes?
I assume you're gonna play Wardogs.
Jack doesn't have Wardogs installed by the time he installs it, they're getting off.
Wait, no, you end at one.
You only have an hour and a half.
1024 you absolute male logs
Yeah, and you ended up 12. Don't you? I didn't want
And you know if that was correct you're still fucking wrong dude
Oh, these guys talk about it. Hi
Nice guys guys guys. Can I pitch something? But you guys say on all night. We play army day yet. Dude die
I'm gonna think close. He's just kind of a daddy down again. Yeah
Yeah, fuck these guys.
Yeah.
Fuck these guys.
I'm down to play anything.
No, you're only gonna play for 35 or more minutes.
You're an asshole.
You're only gonna play for 35 or more minutes.
I'm supposed to be if anyone in Faze Clan
wants to play.
Always late and first to leave.
Yeah, oh, you hear that close?
He always late and first to leave.
True, that's literally a fact.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
We could have been it through a full day on this right now, but what we are through it full day the park runs itself
All right guys this is what we're gonna do close here bar
Liars but no no no that's the end of the night everything close you dr. Gonna hop off anyway
So John we gotta pick something we want you cuz you guys gonna get up anyway
What do we want you know more dogs? I?
Got one is your water dog still yeah, I'm done
I have three hundred thousand I'm gonna crash every heli because my blood alcohol limit is above five
So all right, I'm gonna lose all that money, but I'm so down to do with you really
Apparently coconut plate what are we gonna join him?
I'll just drop coconut off and he makes me out of the money cuz he's really fucking good
Hey, Kloaksy fuck you
Fuck you still hit me if you're racist
He is gonna get it once.
Get it once, get it once, get it once.
She is boys, she is.
She is, she is, she is.
Closey, closey, closey, closey,
Drac, just say you're gonna play the rest of the night
and we'll play another game.
Otherwise, we're playing War Dogs.
You guys aren't gonna stay.
No, no, no, closey, Drac.
Dude, I get it.
I will turn 30 another time.
It's fine.
Yeah, it'll turn 30 next week.
Yeah, no, no, I'll turn 30 next year.
Yeah, yeah, no, totally fine.
Guys, how about this week?
Closey, closey, closey.
If you can convince Drac to stay up to one
And you still have to want to my time for two your time.
We'll play Valheim right now all night.
The stock of the left-right t-shirts.
Drag the false.
Yeah.
This is the best one ever.
And we've got a new line coming.
Will you see, will you see Closet?
What can we play?
Valheim.
Drag, stop yawning.
Oh my god, the mic's ringing up?
Not bad.
Drag, you make the mic.
Shut!
Shut!
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Drag house to show us his talk now and discord
Okay, okay
mm
mm
mm
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
Have you guys seen that new game that came out today?
Why?
Uh, no your chat, your chat will probably
Do an active matter
Yeah, yeah, that game, that game, active matter
I'm a, yeah, I've actually got a sponsor for it this week
What?
Uh oh
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
What?
They said no to me.
Now get fucked, motion, bitch!
And that's motion!
Fuck yeah!
That's motion!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Am I right, boy?
Hey, my bullshit!
Well guys, I'm not a bad man. I'm the better. It's actually a very fun game
I won't even lie. Have you played it? Mm-hmm. I was sponsored by them like two months ago
So how do they say no to me and they?
Probably because you're gonna be three hours late and I get off to
And
You
Fuck you
Hello, why don't everyone stop talking I'm dying
Yeah, P. I can't hear you by the way I
I'm you to myself. I'm you to
myself. Sorry guys. Sorry guys.
Listen, no, if we play active
matter, you guys are promising
you're going to stay up till 2am
your time. That that's all all
that. What? I promise. If not,
I'm going to play war dogs
right now. You decide either
active matter till 2am your time
or I'm going to play war dogs
right now. Got it. Got it.
Alright, track, track, track.
Here we go. Tomorrow. No,
Tomorrow all true today, then you also about six in the morning for a fucking doctor's appointment
Yeah, but that's like I've been in there for the 18 hours and then I walk here
Listen, listen, we walk downstairs. We walk downstairs. We shock on a surf site
Kill me I want kill me
Jesus Christ give me the work
Okay, no, no. All right. All right. I crack back back. What if we stay up to one baby? I can't like
All right, we're not just fucking guys
What I'm please God please
What I'm says it unless you guys can't it can stamp them to any of your time. We're playing war dogs
rack
one
you even in this conversation I said you guys can promise to stay up to a MCT
we'll play out the matter if not we're playing war on CT they just let them
play word-off so I started to go to your time not know what a MCT no that's two
two and a half hours that is I'm okay how about this oh why you was drag
wasn't a giant pussy that's on me for thinking about yeah that is on you I also
thought it was you okay you keep you keep close see what and I oh you bet
because I haven't slept you realize how dependable close he is I'll play till
one you have me for an hour and a half I'll put word off for an hour and a half
Okay let's do it. Let's run!
WarDogChase, what we're doing to WarDog?
Hell yeah, we boys actually agreed.
That's all peer pressure guys, and it doesn't just work on video games.
You can make someone do drugs, you can make someone drink,
and you know what's going to happen when one A.M. comes?
He's going to too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I hope you know you owe me a shot when I see you next mr.. Drac
I know I know but I would say I'm I squirt it. I get it. I get it
I slept literally travel days fuck me in the ass
All right, Drac Drac Drac. Yeah, you go downstairs and grab a serve side shock in it play a game of war dogs
No, I have to download it on this PC. Okay, I have
five thousand up five thousand I know but then I got a I got a download the
game syrup do my settings on the game sir it's I cover myself in lotion and
watch all of you I've seen your play I've seen your play
he's not gonna be that much of a different well tomorrow tomorrow
Tomorrow I'll be a trooper. Yo, yo, we got Jim in the morning, brother
You go to the gym in the morning. Why would you why would you go to the gym any time of the day?
It looks he looks like you could blow him over with just one fat breath. There's no
He's actually going to Mars
No, we are going but I don't really know what the play track
Do I have a de-furnit at the gym for you, dude?
There's no shine going to the gym.
Yeah.
I don't even know what that is.
What are we going to play?
Body painting or something?
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fire.
Hold on.
What?
I just reached my Steve titles, guys.
Don't you rush me?
Don't you rush me, guys?
I just reached my Steve titles.
OK, guys?
Don't rush me now.
Don't rush me.
I'm very sensitive.
I mean, she might come.
You're not going to come.
Probably.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
No, no, please come, please come, please come.
Please come.
Welcome in, Mr. Coconut.
Welcome in.
Coconut, I love you.
How you guys doing?
Happy birthday, John.
OK, thank you.
You want to see Clokesy?
You dirty piece of shit.
You want to see a real fan?
Friend, ready, ready?
I need a pass.
What'd you say?
What'd you say, John?
Can you do a shot for me?
Yeah, I'll do a shot for you, fuck it.
I just took you back to Baton, John.
I just took you back to Baton, fuck.
That's a real friend.
I would trust Coconut with my life.
I wouldn't trust Closie with a dirty napkin.
Wait, is Closie not taking this?
Closie, he'll take it.
I just took you back to Baton, John.
Yeah, so he's back to the one going to bed.
No proof.
I am.
Cocoa.
Max, go to bed.
I am passing the baton to you, Cocoa.
What's going to happen?
I am passing the baton to you.
I
Do that I got two hours of sleep and then I flew out to folksy and then and then he took me touring and then we
Drinks and I'm tired coconut. I knew I could trust you drag
I understand you gotta go to bed. I understand it tomorrow tomorrow. You guys need us. I'll be I'll be active
Whenever I do see you mr. Jack. We're doing a shot. Yay. We do you make up for it?
Already it it's like channel for her words. You know exactly exactly
That can't us. Yeah, he does but that's okay guys
You direct but is that going is that eating yeah
Because coconuts are real friend of like
okay
because you're coming that's kind of a slut
what?
you can find a dollar and she'll flip your tip
yeah have you got nothing Robots?
how much?
what?
no
I'm an expensive girl
I'm pretending to be autistic
I'm not actually autistic or anything
I'm not playing football
I'm a good boy
good boy
good boy
he changed my dog
he changed my what?
uh
Wait guys, wait guys, guys, are we ready to go?
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna join the server, I'm gonna invite you guys, we'll meet you guys to have
a steamer mode on, it makes a world of difference.
Okay, Drac.
Okay, okay.
Let's get a steamer mode on and an anonymous mode on.
Got it, got it.
And then, sorry, coconut, come here.
Make sure you're invisible, make sure you're invisible on steam.
Let me see what it moves like that.
I'm doing it.
It works.
It works.
I'm just fine with whatever.
I'm sure I got that.
Literally, no one wants to see war dogs.
Does anyone want to see war dogs?
If you want to see war dogs, type in the chat right now.
Oh, look at that.
There's a bunch of people that want to see war dogs.
say I was wrong fuck that guy look some people are just wrong sometimes it was an
Action, probably was an action.
Oh my God, someone just named me the tequila taxi I'm in.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Arc Raiders?
Arc Raiders?
I would rip my cock off and eat it wait, what are you saying P?
Pussy guys, I was down to play a party games all night, but Kloci and Drac want to get back
Yep, well I got here
Yeah, also drags right next to me
Pussy yeah drags a pussy and hates all of us
I'm down to play party games all night, but you guys you guys have to be here all night. Yeah, that's the part
You can't be playing party into like two of eyes
Yes, that's kind of trying that at the start of the day.
Yeah, that's kind of that's it.
Coconut's a real friend.
It's okay.
Wait, how about this?
You want to do a quick pull between War Dogs and Super Battle Golf and whichever one
wins will do.
How about that?
You guys have that?
Yeah.
I want to play War Dogs.
if Super Madagal wins we play though.
I don't know, I'll sit that one out probably, I'll put more dogs.
He had some bragging.
He had some bragging.
If you play Super Madagal, he'll shock you to be able to get back.
Hey John, is that true?
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna do a pull there, I'm gonna do a pull.
I'm ready John, I'm ready John, let's go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
these war dogs war dogs wait what it kids super hard kids are our creators in
there how you ready no go fuck yourself and die um super battle go what I wait
one minute wait pull is starting guys the polls are twins vote vote vote if
super battle gov's wins we'll get dragged back in and we'll play super battle
gov hold on me and cook are doing shot because he's
Hey
I don't think I've seen the leaks for the new arcwaders. Have you guys seen those leagues?
They look good
I
Can't wait to play that game for two days and then say wow this sucked and then go back to a different game
Oh
But our greatest is a great game
It looks like war dogs war dogs wanted 56%
All right, let's ride
There's just a bunch of zesty bitches that's all that's going on here, but the zesty bitches bunch of zesty bitches
I'm not having a little but I'm I'm still zesty
Okay, I like being zesty. They're calling zesty Mondays.
Zesty Mondays?
Zesty Mondays, we just drink like nothing but zesty drinks and then like we just play party
games until there's two of us left in the channel and then we just sexually flirt with
each other till we get off.
How do you non-sexly flirt with each other?
Hey, you like that book?
Yeah, what's that?
Have you seen that song?
Yeah.
Learning new hobbies lately?
Oh, no.
I like the way you lean back in that chair. What are you gonna do with that fat butt?
Sitting in a chair with extra christening
Instructure damn that you got massive tits
Probably some back problems you might have you might want to get that medically reduced for medical purposes
I'm joining a server now inviting me to see your mode on an anonymous mode on yeah
I got like three more sims until I
You have a single
You're not invisible and you do not have to your mode and I don't know what I'm
Give me at least pretend you've gained for 15 years, dude. I'm not streaming. I believe that matters
People can look up their name and join off you. Yeah, John. You're also not being online. Yeah dumbass
What we're doing about me what color team I'm leaving because nobody followed the rules at all
I'm finding a new severate now I'm finding a specific reason nobody did that guys I'm telling you it's
completely different game when we do all these I'm not even joking it's completely awesome
because everybody's a fucking moron I'm gonna go through everybody one by one John you haven't
visible mode on busy guzzler 69 or
phasmophobia would go mildly hard
oh the first five minutes is not the
rest of you can survive be okay you got
it all do you have you have invisible
mode on steam I'm invisible mode on and
I was more yeah yeah you have a visible
mode on on team yes you have a streamer mode on an anonymous mode on in the game yes
oh congratulations are you naked from the waist out yes good we're all right
we're good cockpit cockpit I'm sure you guys in mice John still says that you
are not invisible how do I do it there's no fucking way I literally just went
down the list and check visible to view. I'm here. I hate you all close. If you see your
name back to close it, you know, do you do have in this game? I want to be in this game.
I guess I have like 500 bucks. I'm like, Oh, is every in the game or no? I'm in here,
but I'm on the team. I'm not the TV. We might have to be still. Yeah, we got to
leave again. We got to do it. We can do it. We left again. We left again. We left
Okay, okay, here we go. I'm doing a new server. Here we go
All right
With the controller and it reset
My club see I'm okay. Never mind. You kicked me out of the game never mind. Hold on one second. Thank you
I'm doing a game now. Here we go
All right now inviting club see
I
You go Mr. Cozy there you go Mr. Coco I
Cooker give it and then wait
I think we'll see you switch to online mode instead of invisible. Oh, I did it dumb ass
It's a huge. I literally see you online
In the game and on the green thing that's cuz I invited you close if I might be switches to that
But you didn't invite me and says green to
Hmm a week sing on through load page. Yes, maybe I don't know we'll figure it out
I'm gonna go through the list again, because I believe you guys all have missing
All right, cool. She's like me coconut. Are you in the game on green? Yes? I'm on green John. Are you in the game?
Yeah, I am
RUN! FUCKING RUN!
RUN! RUN!
Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh,
It's what you're hearing, listen, it's what you're hearing, listen,
it's what you're hearing, don't say it.
Come out with your hands up!
Extro, give it to ya
Fuck, thank you for you to get it on your own
Extro, the liberty is not not open up the door
It's a real, it's a non-stop pop-up and stainless steel
Oh no, I'm fucking, oh god, I'm too feminine.
I want you to know what someone just said my chat one of the bongulators
uh quote i can join up on coax you right now laffy face yeah okay how many
people are gonna say it's ugly and has no arms the legs and you stupid bitch like
are you gonna believe them oh shit oh my goodness i'm not gonna leave up my
goodness you're very nice you say it all i feel like that was very unkind
I might try a sniper today.
We're running a sniper.
You think a sniper would work?
Give me a dirty scoper.
I'm gonna be a fucking scoper.
A fucking dirty scoper.
You fucking dirty scoper.
That sounds so dirty.
I'm making a squad, I'm making a squad.
I'm gonna be a fucking dirty scoper.
That's what I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna be a fucking dirty scoper.
Hold on, mandatory rotor replacement.
I'm being a fucking dirty scoper right now.
Wait, what?
What team are we on?
None of your business is like, we can get what?
I
Just green when you do it even though
Yeah, I just greener also shows the entire server, but he's not live. Yeah, I know
Just use what I
Don't know
What?
Wait what's going on?
Coco didn't hide a screen. Well, then we're all screwed
Well
Well, I mean I just showed it but the lobby's full so it's okay. No, no guys
I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you guys listen to me
Demic did this method the other day and we actually got the game to the zero stream cybers. It was completely different game
So if you just expose it, we probably should leave
You want to just leave now?
Yeah, honestly, you gotta fuck this coconut
I just bought all my shit
It's a whole different game. It's a whole different game
No, no, no, no, you just hide your speed with your precious game and then you will and you don't want then you unhide your speed when you die
Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. What squad are you guys in?
We're in uh echo one echo one three. Yeah echo one echo one
I
Guys, okay, who's who's great
Are you great? No, I'm the viper
We I'm I just I jumped out of a heli and the rotor hit me and I died I I'm raddish. I'm raddish
Okay, who's sneaky who's sneaky?
John's why I might be great
I'm a sneaky you sneaky way coconut viper. I'm
Radish and close he is
What's close you good?
Great is great. You're great coconut viper John sneaky, and I'm raddish. Okay, good. Oh, hello
Hello, great raddish and sneaky. Oh, hello
Oh, good to meet you! Good to meet you!
By the way, I have no more money. I have $20,000.
By the way, someone forgot to lock the group because now there's a guy named Wolfenin.
Alright, I'm just kidding. Wolfenin. Wolfenin.
We saw you were hitting your screen while you kicked him out. You get it, right?
Yeah, yeah. I think so.
Wait, wait, it's only great Braddish and Viper in here. No one else is in here.
Wait!
I guess I'm Wolf. Are you Wolf or Grave?
Dude, you're Wolf.
You're Wolf when you are.
Alright, who's Grave?
I'm Wolf. I'm Wolf.
No, I'm Rannish.
Okay, John's Grave.
John's Grave.
Oh, is there a-
John, are you Grave?
John!
You're Grave.
I'm-
John's Grave.
I'm Grave.
I'm Grave.
John's Grave.
I'm Grave.
John's Grave.
I'm Grave.
I'm gonna fight for it and I'm radice
Okay
We take off please
You are this diaper is actually so ass diarrhea April April what?
It's talking again, it's some of the talking wait wait please please. I'm gonna hate using this diaper
I'm gonna hate you
just my binoculars piece because I forgot my binoculars I forgot to I bought
defibrillators instead for money
there's like 70 damage I have dude I'm done I'm not I'm not I'm gonna get no
kills with this thing and for the next three one shot it's not one shot
next shots not headshots yeah next shots is like the flesh are you sure
That's a hundred percent confirmed. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Yeah, good
No
Guys, you mr. Viper, can you come revive me? I jumped off a roof. I
Got RPG Viper coconut coconut Viper coconut Viper. I'm not Viper. Oh wait. I'm Viper
You turn around. Please. Please. Please. They got an air base. I jumped off the roof. I jumped off the roof.
Thank you, Mr. Autumn. You're a very kind man, you are.
Don't worry, Viper. Autumn's got me.
Autumn's got you.
Autumn's got me. Thank you, Mr. Autumn. Thank you, Sharon.
I have a gun right here. Oh, look down.
There's no way we're already getting stream-sci-forth.
There's no way we're already getting stream-sci-forth.
Thank you, Wotom. Thank you, sir.
There's actually just no way we're already getting fucking stream-sci-forth.
How is this even possible?
Dude, this is YALL's fault!
This is YALL's fault!
Hey, y'all. Just Coco.
Just Coco. Just Coco.
There's already a stream-sci-forth in the lobby.
Unless this guy's just a super generous guy
that gives us a weapon and everything he has to random people.
No, yeah, he's just good, you know.
He could be a good guy though.
He could be a good man.
No, he could be a good guy.
That is true.
He could be a good guy who wanted to give up his whole camp.
That's very true, very true.
Keep your people's open.
I see I'm dead from behind.
Help.
Good.
I hope you stay dead.
What?
I hate you.
Well, why?
I hate you and everything you believe in.
OK.
They're on you, Peter.
They're on you.
OK.
All right.
And it's over.
It's over for me.
It's just me. I'm down 10 day and the match is 45 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah guys guys
What are we fucking doing boys?
Do you know respawn come to my home?
I don't know. He's fine. I gotta see it live
I'm just watching what else is heli's a base. So I want you to mind what the fuck John
Sorry, sorry
It's a guy just sitting in a bush. What are you doing man? I
I
Would hop up on top of this crane and see if I can get some cootie snags
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna do some sicko moves
I'm not gonna knock a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot. Oh
I missed on purpose
This guy's shit.
That shit.
That shit.
That shit.
That shit.
Guys, I'm actually about to go sick, oh, man.
Okay, hold on now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Weeze.
Oh, PPP!
120!
120!
120, guys!
Okay I will give you 120.
Is it?
Is it a tank or any more?
They came already, bro?
Where?
By the shipping container, sir.
Oh, there's a fucking tank.
Guys, there's a little tank out there.
How did they have a tank already?
There's a literal tank out there.
Guys
We're all gonna die forever
Yeah, they're right here like right by those shipping containers who's this guy's shooting me at I
Don't see anybody. I see someone shadow
Okay, hold on wait sir, please repeat just one more time, please
One more beat, please
Please sir, please please just one more beat is one more. Just ah, yeah
Okay, all right, just a headshot doesn't kill him that's cool very chill very chill
I don't know if that was a headshot. I don't think that was a headshot
It's a little bit reloading, a little bit of reloading, lock it in boys, lock it in.
Okay, this guy has my number.
Okay, alright, alright, you got to count the land, and you got to lay okay.
Where'd he go guys I I'm not gonna lie to you I'm not hitting a lot of shots
I don't know what type of stuff that was I don't know what type of stuff that was I don't know
Well, I'm cooking I'm cooking
Take that railing I have I haven't shot my gun yet
Yeah, you get that railing xp. I got that really xp. It's actually double xp right now. Yeah, it is
Double railing xp weekend. So really
Okay, two shots and he just killed me okay, so I hit a guy with two
Two shots for the motion. Okay, and then and then and then I'm dead is what happened there is what happened there
Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. And the guy coming to revive
me just exploded. Guys, I need immediate assistance. I need immediate assistance. If anyone can
help, immediate medical assistance, immediate medical assistance. I'm talking mouth to
but whole recession were you I'm on top of the green crane
mm-hmm
I'm coming I'm coming I'm on the way do not I'm not calm I came five seconds ago
what do you think this is a marathon
I'm gonna get you.
My heck!
Thank you, Mr. Lavender. Thank you.
Yeah, I'm back alive. Back alive.
You're welcome. My name's Lavender.
Your name's Lavender?
No, I lied because I saw your stream.
Oh, okay. All right. Sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good.
Little man of healing.
Because I have no money.
I have no money. I need to stay alive.
Okay. You broke bitch.
I'm a broke bitch. I'm a slow bitch. I was like giving out Andy's for $5 a bomb
Come suck me off. I'll give you 20
Dude that's a premium price. Okay, I just got shot in the head. I have no idea from where my helmet broken
Lavender can I have your helmet? It looks very nice
I reloaded four times man, and I still am just reloading my gun with one bullet in it
Where's this guy sniping me from? I don't understand. Where'd he snip you from?
Yo, grab that helmet, bro.
Oh, thank you, boss. Thank you. You're a very kind man.
Huh?
No worries, boss.
Where is this guy sniping from?
I don't understand. Where'd he... Where'd he shoot me from? Okay.
It's locked.
Markishly done discorcent.
Dangy Pea.
So glad I finally took my hand out of my pants so it's a high.
Hell no you teller!
I got you man.
No one's got it!
I'm trying it out.
No no no.
He can see where I am.
To zoom in to any inch.
I wanna make money on him.
Yeah, Coco gets all the kills.
Where is this guy shooting me from?
I'm telling you I don't see him at all.
That's wrong
Oh, now I got you bastard, but I'm out of heels, okay
This is my house pussy this is my house
I got too much, I'm too worried. Never mind.
There was two. There was two snipers.
There was two snipers. Two snipers.
Two snipers. Two snipers, boys. Two snipers.
Two snipers. Two snipers.
Guys I've been very much paid I'm coming my brother. I'm dropping a very nice guy and a racist off into the battlefield
He's a very nice guy of the racist
Thank you
Thank you boys, thank you boys. It's very kind of you gentlemen
Thank you boys, thank you the sniper out there somewhere be careful
How does it not shoot people in the head it we level to how much it's top of motion
Three might be a lot of guys are running through three armor now. Okay, okay, so okay. All right, okay, so that's okay
I
Think it's time to see what this guy's I think our position may be
Compromised I think I think it may be compromised out of this position may be compromised. I'm not certain
But it might be a nice. I don't know if I can land on your heli
Thank you boys. Thank you with my alley. Oh
Enough to finish you what we guys people come out people come out play watch out people come out great
Wait, wait, how did I get up here? I forgot a letter
Okay, I'm looking good looking
Okay, all right, okay, so I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm so high yourself. No, I'm getting myself
Guys I literally can't use the cyber because coconut
My fault, it's my fault. Yes. Yes, it's literally your phone
Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's your fault man suck me off from the back
I'm telling you when you do the actual technique of the stream seven a vision correctly it's
literally a whole new game that you're playing a whole new game when you do it it's a whole
Okay, I'm gonna finger pop your ass all until it bleeds.
I'm gonna finger pop your ass until it bleeds.
How do you get a helicopter behind you?
Don't get to that, we're gonna get that.
I'm getting this one, I'm getting this one.
I'm getting this one.
I'm getting this one.
How much money have you made from piloting?
I'm looking at it right now and I'm gonna assume not a lot.
How does he not a lot of a lot of money not a lot of dough?
Shit my boy
What's going on guys somebody fucking take up right now
Thank you, sir. Thank you
here we go wonderful wonderful excellent excellent excellent excellent what a sweet
treat what a sweet little delight guys please please open the door sir please
He's up in the door sir, please.
Dude, I gotta mark this like 8-bit ammo.
I have a tank right now.
Shit! Fuck!
Shit! Fuck!
Oh, my stomach.
Coker, are you in here?
Are you fighting or what?
I'm in here, I'm in here.
Oh my god.
I think, uh, Kosti's radish.
You've been harassed in this nice little tomb.
This game is gonna make you put my head in the wall.
Yeah, we're getting walked on already, no way.
Don't get out, literally fuck this whole game for us.
Fuck you, Gogan. Fuck you.
I love you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
Fuck you, fuck you.
I never gonna stop loving you, bitch.
You can eat my blood.
Fuck the most of my shit.
You can eat just sit out of my blood.
one as I have a teammate we have a teammate that's RPGing or own hell you this one good
that's the right guy that's I have $90,000 you fucking broke you're so poor you're poor
to every single how do we do this a miracle we beat that gamble with your friends game
that's actually a miracle you are making me poor by a leaky dessert right yeah yeah
copy over copy over copy over that ass I'm coming in your ass copy over coming
in horse red is is copying coming in your eyes
copy over copy over horse red is just keeping your ass copy over guys I'm
gonna kill like 20 blues right now I'm not even joking 20 blues or 20 reds
I'm not I'm not even crazy. I'm gonna go insane
Watch the kill feed watch the kill feed watch the kill feed watch kill feed. I'm gonna kill like 20 guys much guilty
Watch it. Here we go. Watch the kill feed
Okay, I give up I surrender
Okay, hold on. Wait, no, I don't swim there. I'm still gonna get good. I don't swim under either.
I don't swim there. I don't swim there. I don't swim there. Never back down, never once!
Gonna go back to base for technical reasons.
Okay, that guy's just invincible. Cool. Alright, and okay. I just shot this guy in the head.
No joke five times and he's walked it off. He's just walked it off
Fantastic
Mr. Viper would you like to do a quick a medical recess assay see
Recesses is he?
I'm dead. Good. You deserve to be down. I said my best out Viper should be dead
There's a 20-round fucking bags
Oh my god, I just spent 250,000 dollars
You don't want to have it get done. No, I just unlocked the missile one and I just spent 250,000 dollars
Hey, you got one John gets like that crazy. Oh, you gotta get in that. It's okay, bro. It's okay
But I got 35 fucking children
I'm getting a great I've got 20 Robb mags and every five and I'm and I don't know what to do about it
Come on. Say I just make sure you guys I have I have 15,000 $27
20,000 cuz I just accidentally bought a 250,000 all helicopter
You want to buy some guns for you? I can buy you some guns if you want.
No, how much do you buy? Okay, alright, okay.
You know, that really makes me feel sad because I value you as a friend and a team member
and I'm glad you're with us tonight and whenever I'm around you it brings me great joy
and I hope that you have success in all of your endeavors
and I think of you as a great friend.
Thank you so much.
literally died literally died immediately in the game of force in the
game of force yes dude this guy's full level 3 armor and my bullets don't do
damage so it's fucking sick
he's gonna believe close he's gotta believe and you believe you're gonna see
J.G. Whitworth, eight seven seven guys now!
It's my money and I need it now!
That's a close, you take off your pants.
Okay, I'll just let him run by with 20 shots in his back.
Very cool. Very chill, very chill.
It literally takes all 20 bullets out of my magazine to kill a guy.
Yeah, it's the level of their armors.
I'm the level of the armor.
I hear a lot of red guys on me guys.
A lot of red guys.
Tons of red guys on me.
All inside this building that I'm on, if you look on the map.
And I'm back.
Okay, so it takes them one bullet, and it takes me twenty bullets.
All I can do, all I can do...
Um...
Guys, uh, I'm gonna kill myself, in the game, so I can make a base.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent...
Oh, it takes so many fucking bullets to kill someone.
Everyone's got that pure 4 armor right now, I should cook.
Like what the fuck thanks walkin fucking tanks over here. I'm gonna eat my ramen
We got ramen
Well, just give the level 83 just real quick just take ten minutes or so
Ten or so minutes at the level 83, what do you think yeah?
Mm-hmm. Uh wait poop compass poop compass. Oh, no
Maybe I didn't think about that actually have you considered poop compass
No, well consider it consider poop compass guys. There's people right this place for me. Please God comes a me
Yeah, what what in front of me what for me
Guys just people are mad city people are mad shit. Oh
Oh god! Oh shi- I got him! Oh my god, oh my god!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm in front of the enemy territory!
No! You're just so fucking many, and oh man, take it through this double, and I'll just fuck my ass!
The Busty Challenge?
The Busty Challenge. The Busty Challenge.
Yes, I need immediate medical assistance, please!
I'm coming up! Please!
Please because how do I kill five guys that have way better gear than I have I'm still negative 5,400 on my kid
Is that even possible?
I can find
I killed
Listen, listen, there's a couple guys in there. Don't die. What do you do?
Okay, thank you for warning me what I'm in the building with them
I told you those are done guys
you bitch what oh a lot they might be leaving i think our guys are leaving
i think our guys are guys i think they're banning us i think they're banning us
that's like
oh my god i can't i don't have enough money to buy a new kit i don't have enough money to buy a new
I need you to take this building. I need you to take this building and remind me.
Uh, can I go buy a fresh? I mean...
Please God, I have no money. Please. Please save me. Please. I have literally no money.
Everyone's dying. Everybody's dead. I just like ten red guys in my building.
Would any red guys like to extend a helping hand and please revive me? I have no money and I'm boy.
Please I will just run away. Please. Please.
Please.
I'm pushing towards you.
It's this to be that please I guys listen I have 11776 dollars.
I need help. Please let me run away. Please. Please.
I have no money. Please.
Thank you so much guys, thank you guys, thank you so much guys.
Okay well that's not very kind, that's not very kind to do, that's not a very kind thing
to do guys, that's not very kind.
Just one more quick revive would do great, just one more quick revive would just really
do wonders for me guys, thank you so much.
Guys thank you, thank you guys, thank you, thank you.
Oh wait, I thought that definitely was for me, okay never mind.
No thank you, no thank you.
We'll see there's so many guys is building there's so many guys is building. Oh, thank you, Mr. Spring. Thank you
I love you too concern. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Have a good day
Here you live yes, I'm alive. I'm alive. There's a hundred red guys that building
I
Shot of our consent happy belated to my wife. I'm also happy birthday to gimmick. Oh
What a wonderful man is
Uh, where are you? Where are you? I'm over here
There's probably like a hundred red guys. I don't think you're gonna be able to get me cozy
The wrong warehouse, but that's the wrong way out. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go see
guys I don't want to be dead anyone I want to go man I can't believe I cleared
the wrong warehouse yeah yeah I'm coming man I'm trying you look at the map to
know what warehouse to clear
is I have no money yeah I'm gonna kill myself I think this is where yeah yeah
you're so dead you're dead hopefully I have enough money to buy maybe if I
I don't get the defibrillator or something.
Perhaps.
For maybe, for maybe.
Okay.
It's not looking good.
It's...
Wow. Okay.
Guys, I'm sitting at $147.
I'm sitting at $147 right now, guys.
Hey, Super Battle Gulls 3.
Super battle goals three
Guys, I don't understand how my kid is worth 13,000 I go kill five beef monsters
And I'm so at negative five thousand. I think about five TV is is respectable. You know me
What that guy's gonna mind
fuck the years
please god you would take off
so I said
I gotta go
I'm right here
oh she's just here
I love you
yeah I'm with P
sorry John I love you
fuck it go to the battlefield
okay why are we going to the
John come on John come on
fuck you you took too long
I live one seat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, please.
No, please.
Please.
Yeah.
Please.
Please.
Yeah.
Rise!
Yeah.
Set.
Oh, but different guy.
I'm a different guy.
Oh, but I'm a different guy.
I can't choose.
OK?
OK.
I
Would head to the battlefield
Yes, yes, oh
We be on the same team. Yes. Yes, but I don't know what is it?
I don't know what I'm gonna do exactly though, but I'm definitely gonna do it a hundred percent. It's definitely happening
Wait, guys. What if instead of losing money, we make money?
I'm down 28k. I'm down 300!
Good. You guys deserve to have 300. Thank you.
Guys, I have $147. If I don't go on a 20 kill streak this round, I'm broke.
And even if I do go on a 20 kill streak, I'm just above the poverty line.
Bob any night nearly screaming by I'm Billy's vision by I need to get out of 20 kills being just to stay alive
Just to stay alive in this game. Oh
my goodness
Lock it in boys lock it in
But I'm gonna go absolutely sweat mode who's wet my cock off
Right on the front of the fetish right now right on top second floor on me
Yeah, it's cocoa bitch
and I'm dead. My head is sounding cooler. Dude, why is this guy in the window just
staring at what? Dude, I hate- What? What? Downey's up on top of the stairs. I love
this game. I hate this game. Please Mr. Shane, revive me. I have no money, please. Shane,
Please revive me. I'm $770. Please. Please
Please I have no money
I'm so poor. I have seven hundred seventy dollars
Someone just remind me
Have mercy in your heart have mercy in your soul
I am 717 dollars please if I may thank you thank you thank you guys thank you
thank you so much guys thank you you know what this means to me guys thank
you this this is the world chicken if you revive me slow revive you just die
I'm getting revived.
I'm getting revived right now.
I'm getting revived.
I'm at 1.6k.
I'm on the way up.
I'm on the rise.
Hey, the bomb's here.
We are back, baby.
Oh, you're back, baby.
Oh, you're back.
We are back.
Thank you, Mr. Chicken.
You're a good man.
No, how much has happened with small snowballs?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
One die-cook and a tie makes a fat bitch.
And this is our first die-cook, baby.
This is our first die-cook.
Make that bitch fat as fuck.
Make that bitch a fat motherfucker.
Make that fucking 500 bucks.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Making it so fat she gets on a TV show.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
As I'm back on the groove, I'm back on the move, nothing can stop me now.
My centripetal force is over 10,000 meters per second, squared, or whatever this in.
I'm still down right now. I'm so down in. I'm so I'm down. How are you alive? I'm down.
I'm down right now. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down right now!
I'm down I'm down I'm down right now
guys I'm I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm dying I'm dying I'm gonna win this
for the green team solo. I will save the world. I will save the world. Got one, got
One, got two, oh yeah, baby, we're back!
We are fucking back!
That's six thousand dollars!
Six thousand dollars!
Six thousand dollars!
Thank you, sir, thank you, you're very kind to me.
And I'd like to reward you.
I
Reward my soldiers, they do better they 500 battle
Take that dirty blue
Yeah, you boot team sucks pussy
That it gets what daddy wants. That it gets what daddy wants. That it gets what daddy wants.
Just a beast.
Where?
Where were you?
Radish I'm dead. I have perished. I
have parents. I
have parents. I am no longer life. I have parents.
I'm coming to that please God come please come please come
Please you must come immediately. Thank me. Oh, good. Please come. Please come. Please come. Please come
Please come, please come, please come, please come.
Please come!
Hee hee!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Please come!
I'm coming, I'm coming, hang on.
Please come!
I'm coming!
Thank you, Viper, thank you.
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
Thank goodness, thank goodness.
Did you kill all the dirty blues?
I killed them, I killed them.
Oh yeah.
Locking.
I'm back on my grind. I'm back. I'm back on grind time. I'm back on grind time
They can never knock us off our grind my boy. That's right. That's right
You let me teach them, okay, let me teach them three dollars and a hand job
And that that's how
you get
You can you can afford to hit two cheese or do you know crunches and a chicken cheese?
Do it by...
They're on discount. Halloween prices. Right now your local Taco Bell.
20% off.
100% off is you and me, though. The manager.
You just spit on me because we're here. You get 40% off.
No, there's not. Don't listen to...
Okay, I don't know why I don't everyone they shot me he was a little racist if you if you
Can move your fat ass there?
Does he shoot you through a fucking hole?
Don't worry. I got your puppies can take care of you. Don't you worry soldier. Don't you worry soldier. There you go
Get up soldier get up. I need the money for my body guys. So just kind of get up and stop. All right guys
Okay, there you go guys guys. I'm gonna need you guys to keep dying so I keep harvesting money. Please just keep dying
Please just keep dying. I'm so poor
Please everybody just keep dying. I'm so poor you wouldn't under even if I told you how poor I was you wouldn't believe me
You wouldn't believe how poor I was
They couldn't say yeah, there's a million people dear
Southwest by the way, Southwest got it. Okay. I'm moving on. I'm really getting on the million people to the south
I will take on all one million alone. Hope she do you believe in me? I could like six, but they all got rose
Oh, she do you believe me or not?
I'm about to go check out my
One down one down
Nice guys guys, I'm on fire right now on fire
Oh
Where did that guy even come from? I'm springy deal 100 meters away
Please go see
Guys
Guys, can I ever revive? I know I'm not on the blue team, but I'm a cool guy
I'm a cool guy, please
Just a quick revive would do me wonders guys. I'm so poor please I live in section 8 housing
I use EBT cards to get ice cream
Please please guys, please
please
Please please. They're on my body. It's all my body. They're my body
Mm-hmm, I see one hold on please blue team, please have mercy in your soul
Let's smoke you can push work you
Sure, sir. I just saw your gun. Please remind me. Please. I will give you a hand job and
$30 ticket coupon to Burger King
On you cuz I feel like there's one on me. There's one on me. Do us. Listen. Listen, please
please sir please there's no time please I'm dead I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
it's over guys it's over forever it's over forever guys we're good oh shit
over saved we're saved thank you mr. Walker oh I run at once I get back
every love sir please give me one moment yeah I do behind you behind you behind
you guys take that no one no one no one he I'm saying I'm saying I'm
I
Mean how many folks I think it's literally one
I NEED THIS!
I NEED THIS!
Hahahahaha!
Resing, Resing, Resing everybody, Resing everybody out!
I have two, I have two on my body.
Sir, please, I know I'm not on the blue team, but I could be a really interesting guy for the blue team.
I killed two on me.
I could help out, I could do like you on me or something, please.
Okay, hold on, I'm nading?
Is that Peter?
It's me, Mr. Peter, your favorite streamer.
Please guys, please, I am so bored.
Please
I'm fucking out of here.
How about it here, baby?
How about it here, baby?
The Gris asked me, hi Mr. Peanut, the godly peanut.
I always love watching your content.
They took my gun.
Sometimes I feel like you are from my own testicles.
Maybe I can give you a hand.
That's a fucking weird thing to say.
Keep your hands off my nutzacker.
I will snap your fingers like dry twigs.
Oh, the frog is not playing around.
Mr. Frog is not playing around today.
Guys, they took my gun.
But they did give me grenades for some reason.
I'm gonna start chucking them over these boxes.
John, John, John, John, John, John, John!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
Are you ready?
I'm on.
I need a fucking hoolie.
Oh no, I'm already out.
Get off, get off the game right now.
Get off, get off.
Get off the game, my boy.
Get off.
Please help. Please, I'm not happy I have no money.
I went broke and then he killed himself.
Jesus Christ.
Monic!
Monic!
I don't need water, Helly. I'm just going to take off with it.
Shit.
Yeah, man.
Oh, guys, wait, wait.
I'm going to be back.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Fuck it!
Someone brought a Helly.
Some of them bought a heli and just took a mine asshole.
Yeah.
Yes.
I'm trying to get you overlaid.
Little bit of human land.
Little bit of human...
We're back, baby.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
Crash that shit.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back, baby.
We are back.
I bombed the boat.
I bombed that shit into where, like, we died.
Alright.
Say no more.
Did I kill people like that?
Yeah, I know you can.
Yeah.
You can get like crazy kills with that shit.
Peanut, are guys watching you?
I'm coming I'm coming there's a guy with a level for all the now, but I'm not even joking
Yeah, that's the guy that killed me guys. I was just joking guys
Watch out to blue to the corner to blue to the corner. Oh guys guys everyone put so many into
Game now boys. Jesus, please go coax you what the fuck was that?
Gotta send it you know
I
Through killing everyone are there anybody yes to guys on my body right now
Okay, darling
Don't be shared now just like kitten the offer will for the sake of you
I
Guys I need immediate medical assistance
Nice I'm here. I'm here. Are they on you? I don't know anymore. I don't know
Who the fuck do that helly I think you're trying to dive bombers with a heli guys
But no reason
Thank you boys, thank you, thank you as long as we don't lose our spirit they could never kill us
I'm
I'm on I'm on pto right now. Okay. Well, okay
What is the guy with his ultimate?
Coconut coconut
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Guys. I've got an LMG. Guys. I've got an LMG. I've got an LMG. Guys, I've got an LMG with AP rounds.
I'm not even joking. I've got an LMG with AP rounds. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking.
You've got moving guns off dead bodies, bro.
You're a broke bitch.
Guys, guys, I just got an LMG with 160 rounds of AP rounds. Holy, holy, holy.
Holy ding, holy ding, holy ding.
It's huge, this is massive, this is massive!
How does that one shot me, dude?
Oh my fucking god, I'm broke, I'm broke, this game's over.
I can't play this game.
Are you saying I'm broke?
Yep.
Little Billy, I'll fight you, I'll fight you, I'll fight you, I'll fight you, I'll fight you.
I got these two, first.
Two of these, I'll get you, I'll get you, I'll fight you.
Wait, yo, yo, folksy, can you come pick me up?
Let me heal you.
You must, you must.
You must.
There are guys that are in front of me.
I
Then this work, I don't know I'm dead. They're on my body. I hear him
Come help me come help me
There's how you activate the
Right, right?
Yeah, I think they're on your body Coco. Yeah, right on my body. Yeah, she's dropping
Careful P the name is careful. Oh my god. There's a million by the train. I know where smoke's hating me a train
I
Mean that guns insane you stared at him blind you're blind blind you are so blind
I'm deaf and dumb, I'm deaf, I'm deaf and dumb.
I just couldn't, I don't.
God, where you at with the hell are you?
I haven't seen you once, bro.
Why is he screaming?
John, he's got me down in the astronomical.
That's because you live with us.
What the fuck, John?
God, you sir, at least you're here, bro.
I mean, that guy, that guy is living,
that, this is where he lives.
John?
I'm looking at it, this is live action gameplay
of that guy's home country.
God, I'm passed out of this fucking chair.
I
Might be in support I'm working
Yeah
We got anybody can provide I used to be fiddling oh
It's bad guys guys enemy. I know I'm not
Can I have a quick revive, please?
I don't have any money, I really don't have any money and that's not over, I'm broke.
I'm broke and I have no money, guys, please, I have no money and I'm poor and I'm ugly.
Thank you guys, thank you.
I'll just get out of your hair.
I don't want to mess up you guys just red off the reasons.
I have a good one, guys, I have a good one, eh.
I'll just tell you, I'll just talk it out, I'll just talk it out, I'll just break
it.
How's it making house?
Close one
As you took my LNG
Listen break listen break guys guys. There's like ten red guys right below me, and I have one one man
I need some immediate assistance. Are you mean exo guys immediate exo
get out of here idiot nobody wants you here okay I'm killing myself guys why
you just 300k yeah I died in my 13 th reason in game I'm putting you in my
note I'm putting you in my mind on my note buddy yeah yeah good luck being in
my mouth good luck good luck live with that
machine these guys are actually fucking
creatures we're just not moving
first time Jack Coltsie has the IQ of a big chicken
first time Jack that's pretty good for you
What's he I'm sure I'm gonna double-cut a guy. Yeah, honestly
We're a fish fillet or something you what about the McRab
Guys just spaining my ear about cranking 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna spit my head
Fucking fly the helicopter thunder
Thank you, Mr. Thunder. Thank you newly rewarded
That's just for you that's just a champ much more to come up dude, I would even take a truck right now
I would I would take a scooter. I would take a 12-game shotgun in my butt hole
Oh my god, I would sit on that thing until I suck the bullet right out of it up in my rectum, fuck me.
Um, waiter, waiter, um, what's the chef's special today? Is it a 12 gig?
Uh, I'm quite famished.
Wait, is that a buckshot?
Oh, please, ma'am.
I'm quite famished.
Quite famished. Quite famished.
I'm coming to the battle zone with binoculars, and that's all I can afford.
Ah, fantastic. I just stayed alive long enough to get another kit along with $25,000.
So I'm actually kind of picking right now.
Koji, you want to come with me?
Holy, what the? Hold on, am I coming back now?
Any moment.
I accidentally bought a $250,000 helicopter.
I have $1,530.
Ah, fantastic. Koji, Koji.
This guy is trying to fly like Jason Bourne.
Koji, where are you? Koji, where are you?
Kapouse, Kapouse, Kousey, Kapouse, Kousey, Kousey, Kousey, Kousey, Kousey, Kousey.
Kapouse, Kousey, Kousey, Kousey.
Kapouse, Kousey, Kousey.
Kapouse, Kousey.
Kapouse, Kousey.
Where are you?
I just came back, jumped out of my holly, and I'm dead.
I have a guy flying on the ground.
Thunder!
Don't worry, don't worry.
I will come and find Kousey.
Found her.
Hey, I'm sorry. No, don't die for me. Don't I will die for you. I will
Jackoff we're drinking dry. I'm going right. You go to go. Yeah, but right. You want to finish me this out?
No soldier left behind
I'm coming coach. Yeah, I'm gonna get raised
No, not until I get there. I'm gonna kill you. So I can be the one to rescue mr. Closie
Okay, well that was peanut.
I've got him, don't you worry.
I've got him.
Get up, Coachy.
Your time has not finished.
Your time has not finished.
Get up.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
We've got to be on the move.
We've got to be on the move.
Come on, Coachy.
Now that my armor is gone. It's good. Good. I'm glad I contributed to that as cozy cozy cozy
There's a ton of bad guys in these shipping containers over here. We got a move
How do you mark someone on the binoculars Coco?
We got play Supercell very slow very very slow as soon as you can guys don't even move for an hour
Yes
$50,000
Oh good idea good idea is he broke all of our teammates in the center, okay?
These are bad guys use your back eyes here. We're dying
We're dying this guy just died, but you I don't know where I don't know how he died
Oh
Ouch, you don't... Ouch, you don't...
Obviously not.
Wait guys, we gotta get to the hot zone, we're gonna fucking lose!
We don't know!
We're gonna definitely lose.
Guys, they sucked the hot zone!
They sucked it?
They sucked it all the way up!
Yeah, that's fucked.
We gotta get over there, guys!
Immediately!
oh we're fucked no no no we can get to the hot short even though they sucked it
your demand look at the mini-map how many enemies are there can we like get
another power you just gotta go where they're sucking it all right all right
I'm coming I'm with you oh yo let's get over there boys we just take it
if you guys have all these bushes no no no no I should know what you should
head
this is literally a guy sitting in the
bush over oh god yeah I don't know what
bushes and yet that's on right now we
lose we're only a couple guys behind the
red guys that's it nothing to people in
our fog fucking us ignore them they
put me immortals okay trying to interrupt
our grand journey into the afterlife
a prosperous prosperous yes yes I am
the Prophet of Truth. Truth! You hide the arbitreeeeeeee.
Right here guy. Right there. Got him. He's dead.
Nice. I don't know how to shoot. Maybe one more right there. Maybe one more. I don't know.
Actually, yeah. I heard you were in front of me. I heard you were in front of me.
Lick it! Lock him.
Shoot first. Shoot first. Yeah! Give me. I'm not giving.
Cook it up. Are you behind me? I'm with you. I'm not behind you, but I'm with
you. Come, come, come.
Hey, I'm coming
Okay
What I'm gonna do now, okay, I smoke I can smoke you know, it's too late
It's your life. I would like to join al-kina. I will be one of their car drivers
I'm gonna be one of our car drivers. I'm gonna sign up. Do they even have cars?
Yes, they have Toyota trucks for 2002 with mounted machine guns on the back of them. Yeah
Now do they have water? No, but that well that's why didn't apply for water point
You just be sitting around all day doing nothing and I want to be helpful
Okay, that sniper's all the way at that fucking church.
What cooked, boys?
So we're fine, we're fine, we can just push the church without him seeing us.
Yeah!
Run into straight line.
Their vision is based off of not straight lines.
We have a car, guys, we actually can!
Hop in, hop in, I have a common gun on it!
Hop in, hop in, hop in!
What's happening?
Oh no, I got sniped!
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
There's a guy laying down on the hill.
I killed two guys on our hill.
dude dude dude dude this house cucked
you smoke you smoke wanna die I want to die
guys there's a fully functioning black SUV with a gun on top he should take it
up to the turn yeah can you guys raise me right next to you I could tell it's
all coming at you all come at you but what have you seen please
So, Cloteed, you see these games?
Okay, I'm gonna rely on you right now.
Careful, the guy on the hill is in my stand.
No, he's not.
But he's deep.
Liar.
Don't see there everywhere.
I'm not even joking.
They're everywhere.
All right, thank you.
Yes.
I was getting psyched in front of me,
and then I saw a guy very close to me,
so I pulled out my gun and shoot him,
and then a guy behind me shot me.
They're literally everywhere.
Oh, it's fucking over.
Yeah.
Yeah, as soon as this guy dies, I'm killing myself.
Never kill yourself.
Never give up!
Bozzy, I think it's time to kill ourselves.
No, never! Never kill yourself!
Bozzy, I'm killing myself.
Wait, no, guys, I'm here. I can pick it up.
No, no, no, no, no.
One smokey gets it both.
One smokey gets it both.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Wait, he's using the armored car to block us.
Oh, genius, genius, genius!
And he's dead.
He got tanked, he got tanked.
But the tank's not gonna look at us.
Wait, there's a-
Look up, look up, look up, look up!
Why would I got a blue team this jumped out of the hell you screaming?
Oh, yeah, I'm here. I'm here. You know who that is. That's Austin. No way. It's Austin, dude.
It's Austin. It's Austin. Oh god. You're literally the reason Austin did our game
Guys guys, I'm telling you if we
Guys guys guys if coconut if go to the not leave the server you would have one third the best you have now
I swear to you I swear to you I
see if it's up yeah whatever blame me for being fucked up or
or fucking bitch I'm poor as shit but we put Joe we put Joe we put Joe come
go get to the job wait which one is Austin I don't know Austin Austin it
no dog but similar these names Austin I don't know I should man fuck that twerp
Let's put him in a locker.
Let's get him.
Let's get him.
Guys, I don't like mortaring.
What the hell is this base?
Holy shit.
What the?
Yeah, the base is fucking insane actually.
This base is crazy.
I don't like it out of here.
You don't?
You sure?
How do I shoot a mortar?
No, that's penis because this guy doesn't fucking know.
I do know.
You call the CV wonder a mortar.
Guys, dude, I know how to shoot a mortar.
I'm very good at shooting mortars, guys.
I'm also kind of funny.
You know what? I'm gonna prove you wrong.
I'm gonna prove you wrong. I'm gonna shoot a mortar.
Wraith this, bitch?
Don't, don't, don't do it.
Wraith, I'm gonna shoot a mortar.
I'm gonna shoot a mortar.
And I'm gonna kill 2,000 people.
2,000 people with this mortar.
Wraith this?
Okay, how do I get like the cords for the mortar?
You don't.
That's the trick.
Just guess.
You just guess.
There's a fucking guy that says that's me
and every time he's near me,
He goes...
You put that on the side!
It's a guy, it's a guy!
Oh, the curtain!
For the curtain!
It's like a group of guys.
You're falling, man!
Hey, whoever just shot that mortar lander?
About 10 feet from me and then some guys shot me.
It might have been me.
It might have been me.
Great, but I'm here.
Great, I actually have a mortar landing right around you. I know he's dead
Yeah, so my orders I'm gonna leave money right now. I'm fine with these orders right now
Okay, the first skill I'm gonna get is on my own guys a guy standing directly below where this water is
Yeah, I'm gonna hit me with a mortar. Don't you care?
This is no one even at that base. All right, guys with switch trajectories
All right, I'm gonna go for tower four on the church. Okay, you know
This it's like blind. I think you need a marker. You need a guy that likes spots spot. Maybe spots. Yeah, yeah
I just I just gotta shoot a little bit and I see where it is on the map
the divine
And then definitely the church you definitely the church hundred percent
Well, those dudes feet. Well, I'm blowing it right now. I'm
I'm so I'm blowing my now
use your middle mouse click hold on let me use my middle mouse click oh oh oh damn
you guys you just go open the map with the middle mouse click oh shit well I
didn't watch that where that one was going
wait hold on wait a second wait and then wait and then how many meters away
are based on okay okay wait open the map at the back like a hundred hundred
I don't think I can reach this church. I don't think I have enough brains. I don't think I do. I don't think these churches need to move.
This is Max Johnson's right here. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to reach it.
Right outside the base. Right outside the base.
I can't reach it boys.
your fucking hands.
After I get revived, you kill me in the most painful way!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
OK guys, I'm going to go.
Wait, guys.
I overshot the search.
Exactly.
You overshot the search.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
What's Bob are you at?
I guess what?
I think we should be shooting.
Wait, you overshot the search?
I knew that.
I came at the search.
I'm left more of you a lot more out of mortars
Goes you run
Are we actually oh
This is locked
You get a month I'm out of mortars you literally just take my last order
How's the borders going guys? It's going pretty good. It's going pretty good
Because we're gated boys, you know what that matters most we're gated boys
Guys we could use a quick motor drop-off that we could use a couple more mortars. Yeah, I mean
What
Wait, we pulled it back we pulled it again we pulled it again
Wait guys, why can't I talk of the jet wait? We should wait
Viper I need to help me so I can't talk to the jacket my friend banned me. Can you help me?
Viper Viper I can't talk to the jet cuz my friends got me bad. Can you help me with that?
Viper Viper I can't go to the check is my friend got me back. Can you help me?
I just find it into a motor again. Kill me kill me kill me
It's got you but these guys you don't do anybody
I
Get boys lock it in viper viper
My friend coming back from chatting in the game. Can you type like a tattery?
I need I need you to type in the chat business closey and anonymous no more
I'm gonna
Nobody
Fridge out man. I'm gonna free
What was your first clue I
Think the bombs are getting a little close to us man. Are you sure?
how do you know okay okay there's a guy on the bridge standing in front of the
white van please guys hey are you doing guys are you doing I just need a quick
revive nothing to branch thank you sir thank you good sir that's very kind of
you to do thank you sir
We're back! We are back, baby!
No, you're not getting help, buddy.
I'm dragging you where no one's gonna find your body.
No one's gonna find your body for a thousand years.
I'm dragging you all the way back to the green base.
No one's reviving you, Buzzy.
No one's reviving you, Buzzy.
You can see him on the minimap, closely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice.
Lavender, I need you to drag this guy back from the green base.
You do that for me soldier?
Thank you Labrador, just put him in the green base base so he doesn't get revived.
Thank you Labrador, thank you.
That's a good man right there boys.
Guys?
Guys.
I killed one with a grenade.
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
I need this even one. Oh my god the guy that killed on the tree, there's two there, it's got the tree, there's two there.
I'm gonna pick up, I'm gonna pick up.
To the left side of the bus, left side of the bus.
Looking up, looking up, looking.
Yeah, yeah, literally, literally, left side of the bus, they're laying in a pit.
Looking up, looking up, looking up, looking up.
Fuck. Fucking hell man.
Push up, push up.
Well guys, now my body right side of the road right now is spreading over from the electrical up hole.
Electrical pole.
Peanut, there's two, two inside here.
And then one spring to your right guys
And one see for two
I could I cut some more. I could
Nice one deeper deeper deeper pushing up now you see what the map look at the map
Okay, so push it with an alum G a by-pod killing from out of nowhere
But there's like these like three more red guys right for my body right for my body. Oh, oh my god. I'm getting made
Help me please I'm cheap a revive
It's awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome. The attack chopper just ignore it. Just ignore it. He's not gonna do anything
It's awesome
Viber you need to come about you right now. I'm gonna see you smoke. Yeah, I'm coming in on I'm gonna see
I'm dead I'm dead. I'm dead
My god, we're cooking though. We're cooking we were cooking we weren't cooking
Mr. Chicken, my guess, if you Mr. Chicken will save us all.
Helly equal pussy, sniper equal pussy, LMG equal pussy, yes.
Honestly, unironically, yes.
All of the people using any of those three things are absolute bitches, absolute bitches.
I pulled the door out and punched it.
I
This is my moment! This is my world! I can save the world!
I can save the world.
So you guys back alive?
I'm back. I'm back up. I'm back up.
I respond.
What would you do then? Your cock was waiting for you.
I got it, I got it.
LMC guys, push up. I hear you.
Are you at base?
LMC guys, right next to us.
I moved up, moved up!
They're on fire! We're on fire!
Uh oh.
Oh, my God.
What?
Oh, are you shot that guy like ten times?
Oh
I was sweating my cock off out there and I didn't see a single person
Guys I have an announcement why I'm killing myself
All of you are going
You write my name twice. I'll write your name twice. I'll read your name twice. I'll underline it.
Thank you. I want a different color crayon than anyone else. Good. I will. I will. I know what I have to do.
I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Okay guys, it's not a lock-in.
It's not guys. Honestly, it might be the move to get level up on snipers because I, I
rarely die to someone that's within shooting range.
Or it might be time to listen to good old cocoa pee and get the three x well
No, the three x is who died every a garbage as syphilis
This is a snipers game. It's a snipers game if you don't have a sniper you're dead
What a helicopter with massive guns on in Rockets
Same thing as the sniper
Okay bro cover me cover me
I think it's push up
Dude they're right in front of us across the road
I'm looking I'm looking
I hear him shooting I hear him shooting
Uhhh
I don't see anyone I'm gonna do a right flank or do a right flank
No they're respawned they're blue respawned right in front of you if you see it on map
Is he going to have C4?
Fuck, I don't have C4. Fuck, no.
I don't even have C4 either.
All right, what do we do? What do we do?
You need C4 dropped off.
Yes!
Oh my god, this guy's the same.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Dude, oh my god.
Back out right here, back out right here.
Ooh!
That's right, fuck me.
I don't have C4.
Yes, dad, yes.
Just a chance.
Oh, yes!
That one, darling?
You take C4, Mr. P.
Wait, wait, wait! The fire! The fire!
Don't you know, Prince?
If you highlight the enemy,
Oh, that...
What?
It will tell you the range from you.
Really?
Only whilst on a walk.
Really?
What?
No!
New technology?
Oh no!
Guys, I'm being shot by bullets by enemies!
Ehhh!
Take that, Hooligan!
Okay.
Gonna do a little bit of...
Just a little bit of healing up.
What?!
I'm gonna buy you for that APC.
I'm buying it right now.
No, I already died. I'm spawning in.
Don't die your asses with too bad.
Take the ones off my belly,
because I wasted all my money on it.
Oh, shit.
What do you say?
I'm gonna buy you for that APC.
my money on it. Oh shit. What do you see about my mama? Mama Pina would not be disrespected.
Mama Pina would not be disrespected too.
I can make it go boom. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll buy it.
You buy that. I got the other stuff. Okay, okay, okay.
Guys, I'm under attack by bombs. Okay.
So I just got killed by my own guy.
See me? See me? I was just murdered.
I
See you come on the one the box
I'm coming. Yeah, I see I see I'm coming
Here's Josh did is
Oscar we're saving our man. We're saved guys. We're saved
We're saved. We're saved
Oscar you still alive a thousand dollars left. No, I see you still alive
I think we're dead guys.
We're dead guys.
Can I have a quick revive?
No you cannot.
Why not?
No please just a quick revive guys, just a quick one.
I'll leave you in peace, I'll leave you in peace.
No I'm being very nice, you're the one talking about my peanut.
I'll get out of your hair. I swear I'll run away. I'll run back to the base. I swear
five gifted if you swear I swear. I swear I swear I swear I swear I'll run back to the
base. Just a quick just a quick revive please. Please. Please. I'm not.
Look over here. Over here. Over here. Over here.
Who's down? Is that you? No, it wasn't me. It was it was down over there.
I'm dead. I'm dead. Yes, this red guy is right on top of my eyes red guys right on me
Guys what we three five guys is too quick white that wasn't me. I was lagging
I'm killing myself
All right, I'm trying to drop tea off. Somehow we are staying in front boys somehow
We still have thirty thousand dollars in the bank account, which that's a net positive boys. That's a net positive
That's a bit positive. That's a bit positive.
So we see how I'm coming directly to your location.
I want you patched down and oiled up as soon as I get there.
Guys, guys, I don't want to dampen the mood.
I don't want to dampen the mood, but there is a blue enemy tank
positioned perfectly on the high ground of the Green Bay's hill
aiming right at the Green Bay's.
Do you think that if I hit it with my helicopter it'll explode? I actually think in mind
Where where is it? Where is it? I?
Are you great?
Yeah, right here. You guys see it right here. You see on the map. I can see it. Yeah, I do
I don't see it in the map, but I see it.
I don't see it in the map, but I see it.
This is Mr. John.
Here he goes.
Here goes our hero.
John, let him have it.
John, let him have it.
Where are you, motherfucker?
John, he's right behind you.
I'm marking it again.
He's right behind you.
You're driving away.
You're facing right toward him.
Take his ass out.
Take his ass out, take his ass out, take his ass out, take his ass out, take his ass out, take his ass out!
I'll wipe the tree above him.
That laughing voice, that laughing.
It was a valley at the tip, why is this guy just dropping in the middle of all the bad guys?
The world may never know.
The world may never know.
Okay, he lives him out.
Okay, that's a good monster.
That's a good monster.
He's actually behind all the enemies right now.
Guys, we have the hot stone, but we'll lose it.
Get all the hot stone, we're gonna lose.
Well, I'm behind all the enemies.
I'm behind enemy lines.
Dude, it takes a hundred bullets to shoot someone.
Okay, oh, kill assist.
Oh, god.
Like holy fuck, man.
Now super batting off players
Waterpark simulator
There's a maximum behind the enemy lines right now, I'm not joking. I'm gonna make a big play
This should change the fate of the game what I'm doing right now could change the fate of the game
No captain jet dead on a stack
Dead off dead off. No cap. No cap dead on a stack Ted goes down. This continues the fate of the world
Okay, all right
Okay, hold on now hold on now and it's over
What why do they even make 20 round magic thing who even built that in real life who built it who said oh
He's got all 20 rounds. I'll be in mouth. What is that?
John drop me off like right here
It's just ridiculous
She is very beautiful to me
She is very beautiful to me
Okay, I want to die
It's funny IRL yeah, but I'm facing literal fucking robocops out here
I'm getting sniped, so be careful.
I mean, all you gotta do is just aim at their head
before they aim at yours, and you win.
Bro, I...
I aim at your head with my cock.
I'm gonna come in your face.
In your butt.
In your butt face.
In your mouth.
That's where I'm gonna come. Sorry, I didn't see this.
I was still targeting the location.
I was protecting the trajectory based on cellphone towers.
Look at that.
Here you go.
Right here, John, right here.
I got you, okay?
This game is terrible!
She's settled down now.
Settled down.
He's so bad.
I hate this game.
He's 5G comes out.
You didn't think coffee said the word.
He's charging up.
He's charging up.
He's charging up.
He's charging up.
He's charging up.
I am so...
Please.
Uh-oh.
Kill me.
Take me out back and kill me.
Okay, okay, well that's it. Okay. Okay. All right, so he's just laying in the grass
Okay, all right
I'm killing myself
I'm adding about in the video key
I've played three games and have more than peanut and John combined right now. Okay. Well
Well, how about he plays three games and then has more deaths combined than than me?
Back with the book was he? Yeah, yeah
Where's the muck at, man? Where's the muck at? Check your fridge, Stoley, water pussy.
Because he ain't back yet. He ain't back.
You got the good mouth. You got the good mouth.
I'm going back out here. It's my duty. It's my duty to avenge my fallen brothers.
Okay, I'm gonna die out here.
My guy is too fat to move
I'm out of the battlefield again. I'm out of the battlefield. Well, we wouldn't just lay in here. Sure. You should lay here. Oh
Wait, look out look out there's a million people out
Oh
Who's just got you shoot them? Okay. All right, okay enough later on enough later on
I just thought, ah.
Guys, guys, I just found Austin.
Where is he?
I just found an Austin cosplaying as a bus trailer hitch.
Ah, I'm dead.
I'm dead again.
I have $14,000 and I'm about to kill myself.
Someone get ahold of Austin's parents ASAP, dude.
Where are they?
Where are they at?
They at home.
They at home.
That's for sure.
I now have six hundred and seventy-seven dollars six hundred seventy-seven dollars guys you have six hundred buckaroos
Six hundred buckaroos guys
Times are hard for a goop up times are very hard for you, but I will not lie. I will not hide you
As any we can change our approach
I think our head on approach doesn't work because everyone is just decay actually
They're actually stroking their shaft and balls in every bush, bush, and other bush that you can see.
So I'm gonna land behind them. I'm gonna land behind them.
Or get Austin permanently banned.
That's true. Austin's bad for everybody.
I like how people are telling me how much money Shroud has.
Like, you understand how fucking dumb that is? That's like me going,
Oh dude, what's your vertical? LeBron James is probably higher.
Yeah! Dumbass! Yeah!
You actual stupid motherfucker!
Oh dude, your vertical dude, all LeBron James can probably do better than you.
I- Yeah, of course he can!
You're a big ball, dude.
But I thought you were the LeBron James of War Dogs.
I am the LeBron James of War Dogs.
I am the LeBron James of War Dogs.
I am the LeBron James of War Dogs.
But even LeBron James has days.
He's not doing his best.
This guy's gonna crash his head.
I don't know I look to the left I see how did he just die.
He wasn't even in the air.
I saw him take off in a heli and then I saw him die to fall damage so I think he jumped
out of the helicopter and within 0.1 nanoseconds the helicopter hit me and killed me.
You might be the LeBron James that's dying in this game, that's crazy.
Come be the LeBron Dave's and put it in your butt if you don't stop talking to me like that.
That's right, it's the pilot.
I was the pilot, Peter.
You were the pilot.
Why'd you kill me?
I was doing a jail of dirt.
You said this guy's gonna crash us all.
Well, you weren't gonna crash, you weren't gonna crash.
And after I saw you, the lights went foggy.
Clumb it down here.
No, you're good. You're good, bro.
Think we're in the fob.
Who the fuck revived me?
from enemies. Wait, we can do this by the way. The drill pulled it. No, no, no, no,
all we have to do is get to the zone. Where's the zone at? Uh-oh. Okay. I'm pretty sure
I just killed Austin again. Guys, guys, guys, if we can get to that zone right now we
can save this game. Okay, it's across the map. Guys, guys, we just went really fast.
Okay, let's get that job. Let's get that job. Okay. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
Move, move, move. Do the job, boys. Do the job. Okay. I'm just going to retreat back
here with nice and safe. Guys, new plan. I'm just going to pick up a quick. Let me
know what you think. Give up. Give up. Give up. What do you think, guys? Who's?
Is that? Is that? How would you sit with it for a second? Ponder it and see if
really sits right again yeah they're in that building across from us that's okay
I'm gonna do a quick revive okay there's a take right here like you do this
like you do this blue team that just been outside our base tanks if you guys
use this take us cover to move forward what are you
before i get paid!?
I'll see what?
Hahahahahahahahahahahah
What the fuck?
Thank you so much juggling.
Who do I make the jack out to?
Who do I make the jack out to?
I'm so good.
I'm so good.
Guys there's a real blue jake right in front of us.
I'm not joking.
Real blue jake right there.
Wait what the fuck.
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
I
Went down with that one down
What I put in
They're probably a bone
You see what you must see what they're across the street. They might be across the street. I'll have to have to pretend for jade for maybe
I'm gonna move it in
You can take and the APC are inside here. There's definitely gonna be blues in here hundred percent
Hold on, hold on. We gotta kill these guys.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Push in, push in!
Cover me, cover me!
OH MY GOD!
Are you okay, Barge? Are you okay?
I'm dead, I'm dead. The tank just fucked me.
Mr. Sputtslave, ask me...
I can't do something.
What is he for John? Hurry!
Fuck it, I'm gonna kill this tank if I'm to play the pop!
Don't go almost there.
Oh, we lost.
Okay.
You want me boys?
Every moment of my life is pain and suffering.
I want to be the lady on the Titanic.
I want someone to peep me.
I want someone to peep me.
I want to feel beautiful again.
I want to feel pretty again.
To the big fucking Picasso make you look beautiful, you fucking peanut bitch.
Look at yourself fucking sitting there with your fucking peanut ass.
You keep talking like that.
I'm gonna fuck you.
I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fuck you.
Your fucking peanut ass.
I'm gonna crack that fucking nut boy. I'm feeling like I'm feeling fucking good tonight boys
I'm fucking horny. I'm horny
Guys, I don't like fly good to slip guys we have to leave the server. I believe the
100% confidence in coconut was the reason we had a bad round right here
By us any second now. Did he already do it? He already was he's not I haven't heard him talking like 40 minutes
Close you see it
I call him
No, don't call me
Guys close you I'm telling you the reason we have bad round was because of coconut. Oh, I'm making a steam picky asking for a refund
You ain't getting that refund, bro
have a good game last game if I didn't take that KD but it must have been not in the
I still had like 40 or 50 kills but it was still just fucking miserable why do
you hate it why do you hate it like what what makes you like not like it hmm it's
just why'd you come after asking I mean some parents
That's the question I'm interested in.
Why do you comment, Nancy, as to the next question?
Why do you tell me?
Why do you question me?
Oh, God.
Oh, my ass.
Why do you hate the game, Rosie?
Oh, fuck.
Why does it count up from five?
Why do you hate the game?
Oh, yeah, there's some of my desk as a mayonnaise factory.
The flag is covered in stilagmites too.
Holy shit looks like Spider-Man's house in here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My fucking fucking left foot.
My fucking feet.
You took one foot days.
Oh my god.
Why do you hate the game?
It looks like the space is haunted and Sector Blasm everywhere.
I'm gonna have to do it.
Jayons.
Dude, dude, dude.
Dude.
I ran through a door and I heard my maybe you should put a steam ticket in to get some
bitches.
He asked me to give you some bitches.
Have a dad.
You ever thought about that?
You're not close to you stupid peanuts.
Sorry.
Sorry, boys.
I forgot I'm gonna interrupt you when you were talking
What happened again? I would interrupt you
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You shut your mouth. You're fucking not what John speaks. Thank you. Thank you
Okay
Okay, then all right
What's good are we joining let's go
I'm always ready for trying to see whatever stupid fucking thing you understand.
I love you, bye!
No!
Man, there he goes.
These guys...
I'm shocked!
He's just come back!
I'm shocked!
The way that happened!
The way that happened!
He's just come back!
I'm shocked!
I'm shocked the way that happened!
Dude, I'm shocked!
I ain't jibber-jibber coming from my way, man.
Weakest phone number.
Dude.
I'm a weakest phone number.
Here it is.
Ready for this time?
Weakest phone number paper.
One.
One.
Oh, fuck.
One.
one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, call them, call them right now, call
call him right now call him right now call him call him immediately call him
immediately
what we need to get what what hold on thanks what what I've got a guy in the
chance you want me to leak a real one
the image of me I'm gonna get
hold on wait I'm going back is he I want to see what's right oh she's not going
back no he's gone forever in our hearts and on our minds he's gone guys makes
you have invisible mode on she mode on anonymous mode on we'll have much better
the game right now you guys do that I'm ready I'm ready you act like Austin won't
be in our game within 11 so I'll tell you me and give it to this and we avoided
all stream type is no joke Austin even in them actually works it actually works
I'm going I'm going I when we were you guys are in the game and on the green
team I'm currently in the game I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm making squad
Yeah
What you hearin listen, it's what you hear
What you hearin
I'm fucking oh god too feminine
Stay out my way motherfucker!
You gonna rock?
You gonna fall?
You gonna let it pop?
Don't let it go!
What?
It's gon' give it to ya!
It gon' give it to ya!
It's gon' give it to ya!
It gon' give it to ya!
Oh, I'm back guys!
Are we ready for the...
Are we ready for the...
Will we over, P?
You serious?
Yeah, you're doing like a lobby that's almost done.
Oh shit, you're right!
I already bought my kit though, so just get it over.
92 points, well we can stop, but we can stop them.
Yeah, yeah, we'll try to come back.
What's your name? What's your name of the game my name is I'm gonna start November 1. I'm River
What's he right above you November? Oh, yeah, I mean you I mean you all right. You're okay. Where you went worse?
me
I'm River
I'm worse
I just know I don't know why I just bought a $15,000 unlock with $40,000, but you know, it's what I did
OBS
That's okay
It'll stop the whole I'm going back to MP9 cuz I I can't deal with the 20 round magazines guys
I can't deal with them. They're terrible. They're terrible. It's poop garbage. I'm going to 50 round magazines on the MP9
I'm cool like that. I am hearing multiple helicopters break right in front of me
right in front of me
What is going on out there? What's going on out here?
Don't fucking look at my helicopters. Get away from me, piece of shit.
Get away from me. Fuck you.
Why are you fixing the helicopter?
I can't do anything. It's broken.
Get out of the helicopters so that I can fix your helicopter.
Okay, I'm gonna fix you for you. I'm being worthy coconut leak the server again. Oh, I didn't are you sure?
I didn't make dick man. Oh, hey go ahead and repair it now
We're outside the zone
Go ahead and repair repair now
Oh, it is repairing.
Wow! It's almost like an helicopter being on its side. Is it good for it?
You might have locked in the fucking helicopter. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
I
Take you time
Don't do anything drastic now
This is my last kit that I can afford John if you crash. I'm poor forever
You understand?
Yes, sir. Please don't do anything crazy
Right, but John are you in a squad? No, he's not
Motherfucker I can't
Why not my stream press? Oh
Yes, I'm not gonna lie to you. I genuinely believe we can turn this game around
I got it we just go sit in the hot zone and kill everybody these guys probably are ass
But you might go kill a hundred of them and win the game
By the honor of you know this you could hide the current server and a server ID you do it once per game though
So you hide the screen and then you press escape and then you click the two the two eye icons
And then just that just that game can be hidden forever
Yeah, yeah, it'll hide both the server code and the server ID does that mean I can look at the scoreboard. I don't know I
Don't know oh man. I couldn't tell you that I haven't I haven't looked that far
But I will tell you this is that I'm gonna kill somebody red in this hot zone that we will gain
Every boy is the one that leaked the server. I didn't leak any server coconut
You can lick my balls from the underside while I squat on you and use the fortnight L dance
These guys are playing in you pee. I don't know how well how about this? How about this?
Okay, I want them to do yeah, go to home depot
Shed down a 2x4 plywood into a spear and then I want them to shit on it
Can they do that for me?
Can they do that for me?
That's kind of rude!
Well, you know, it's drastic times call for drastic measures.
Dressing times call for drastic measures.
FUCK!
I hope you died.
Guys, Red Team's gonna win because they're the only soul inside of the circle.
if anyone would like to join me I would be I would feel very blessed I would feel
very glad ran over my grandma good I'd do it again digger up digger up I want to
do it again okay I'm gonna go ahead guys guys I need you to get me right now
or red team will win I need you to get me ASAP or red team will win
I need you guys in the circle right now or ready to get away you guys anyway
do you red zone or hot zone yeah yeah yeah come come come come come come come
come come we can take this back we can take this back two to ninety three
that's not too different to the score I'm in I'm in
I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm moving up.
One shot, one kill.
Once you didn't even see it coming.
Stupid bitch.
see it coming stupid bitch
where you guys at where you guys at where you boys where he was I'm fine I'm
fine you're coming yes you're about to win with you we got five more push you
Move
Very much I'm coming. Oh god, we did a miracle we actually
I'm here
I'm gonna couple read just get the hot zone. I'm gonna go these way to the boys go down
What the fuck that was a good coming
It wasn't very kind at all, not a very kind thing to say at all, somebody.
They're puttin' away! They're puttin' away!
Yo, I'm killin' Redford now, I'm killin' Redford now, blowin' the numbers.
We're killin' tons of Reds.
Like keep loading the numbers and get our guys in there easy peasy easy peasy
What what's going on here? I don't know
Cocoa is November November
November November a horse and river
Yeah, I'm horse. Hey
Hey
I
See this clean out. I'm heading to you
You just say that don't you say that don't we're one guy I'm trying
Don't you give me to the talk you mean to the zone. Yeah
I don't have a hoosie-doosie version
We were that guy or vibrancy one more guy. Okay, we get beat this back much we get beat this back
if we really believe we can bring it back you believe coconut I'm in this
sort of holding them off get over here you look like you have one second he
left this guy to see you right here
you're not getting boysy you see what you see is that our tank I would think
The red tank would belong to the red demon. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
No!
No, they're not ours.
They're not ours, sir.
They're not ours.
They're not ours.
You can pre-load up to three mortars.
Ooh!
Check, check.
Ooh!
Isn't that supposed to be even kamikaze?
They're taking it! They're taking it!
We're all to lose.
Pre-load while you watch the last mortar.
Pre-load kamikaze? Yes or no?
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!
Oh, very wise, best roommate.
John, I need C4 on me.
John, I need C4.
you
you
you
you
you
little bitch. Pardon that for a moment. Looks like we both have a little puzzle we
could be we could be put together right now. Bedcooker for them for? No! I will
never bag! I will never bag! Guys, the pride of the Green Team will live on for
generations. Echo up the halls of Valhalla. I will see every gentleman on the
red and blue team inseminated! Or this and... okay no wait, you know,
Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
Inviscerated.
Yeah.
We don't need Coco's money.
We need Coco's spirit.
We need Coco's spirit to uplift the Green Team to victory.
I don't know if it's going to be going up for me and I still haven't selected a squad.
Coco, Coco.
No, what's up?
What I need you to do is I need you to compare yourself in helicopter for the Green Team
to raise the morale.
Yes, yes.
Helicopter, helicopter.
Helicopter!
And it got there! And it got there!
What do you like about your Microsoft computer?
Why is it the game's charging?
39 people.
Is it bugged? It might be bugged. No one's joining.
Why is no one joining?
I don't know. It's not too enough.
Nobody comes over.
Everyone's leaving, too!
Yeah.
I swear what the pot pizza party the bowling party will start soon. Please come to my birthday
No, what should I come? Please?
Please guys. Oh my god finally it's the end of John's birthday. He's in 41 minutes here. We can certainly be disrespectful again
Yeah, fuck you John fuck you John fuck you John. I hope you don't make it to your 31st birthday
Thank you.
Last book that you're gonna have.
And the game of the boys.
It's the last book that you're gonna have, John.
We're gonna get your ass next time we see you, John.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I've been on the screen.
I've been on the screen.
It's on site pussy.
Guys, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving this area.
I'm leaving this area.
I'm watching the number of players going out.
I'm leaving this area.
I'm leaving this area.
Did you want to explain why Cloak, she's allowed to play video games. She's absolute trash everything I've ever seen his ass in
He can't even process cheese. How can he process a battlefield? That's an excellent question
Actually, I think anybody can process cheese. I think that's actually like a thing
He can't even curdle milk on his own dude, what a bitch
What a pussy what a pussy what a pussy
Okay guys, I just joined a server and green team had 31 people and blue team had 8.
I don't even know how that's physically possible.
That makes no sense to me.
I thought that was supposed to be impossible.
I'm joining a new server.
Joining you?
Wait, how are you joining me right now?
How do you do that?
I see you.
You see me?
I look at you.
I say I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see your family.
I love watching you and your family have dinner together.
I'm gonna fucking steal your clothes.
I'm gonna break in your fucking house.
I'm gonna fucking steal your fucking clothes without you knowing.
I'm gonna kill you and fuck your face off and wear it.
I'm gonna pretend to be you to your family and your job.
I'm gonna wear your family clothes.
I'm gonna make sure they're cherished and taken care of.
Hey, hey guys.
What are you enjoying?
Green team.
Boom.
I'm gonna go get some water.
I'm gonna go get some water.
I'm gonna go get some water.
Well, yeah, we're gonna be doing that full okay enough
She joined the blue team
Yeah, we could
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking let's do it. Oh, it's a good team a great blue team. I'm making squad
I'm uh India good India. We joined another game where red is winning by a lot. I I
oh my god dude it's okay okay we'll win we'll win
best fucking head to a shotgun guys guys we'll be fine we'll be fine
yeah we'll be we'll have a heli it's one on the left
okay wait I only do I only hop in helis that are on the right
unfortunately okay I'm on the right but no not fuck you
oh then I can hop in I can't hop in that unfortunately
guys if I die with this kid I don't have enough to buy another one so
Please please please help me. Please you guys in my squad. Yes, I would use squad minds
We say was it though, I'm coming in I'm coming in you're on them. I gotta come
Okay, let's go
Are you on them? Yes, and you're toast what am I we look at my name with my name
Your fox.
I'm fox?
Oh.
Oh.
Hee hee!
Hee hee!
What's up with that fucking toast, mate?
I don't.
Toast makes crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle.
Crackle, crackle, crackle.
Loose is made?
I'm fox.
I'm talking something I want to throw in my bathtub.
Watch it, Sparkle.
Oh, good heavens, good heavens.
Give us the nice and safe and sound, Mr. John.
You got it.
I don't have a shoot.
Oh, god.
You're going to, no, no, no.
You're going to go all the way.
I'll perish to the level of my defense.
No, I will land us perfectly like an arm of a gun.
No, you just want me to do that because if you want money, you fucking bitch.
Yes.
You just want to fucking... I'm not a pain in the...
He was a message for like, rid of bug.
It's 1200 bonds!
Oh, Landus, don't worry.
I want the player to survive bonus.
Is this game coming to console, Stu?
Is this game coming to console?
In 2028 or 2027?
What is the 28 or 2027?
Yeah, that's what they said.
Well, 2027's like in like three months.
Oh, 2028 apparently.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my.
You're in everyone relax.
I don't relax.
You guys, 3DPC's right below us.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it is?
I have C4, I have C4.
What is it?
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
I'm coming.
Okay, I nearly died from like a five foot fall.
Yes!
I'm spinning real fast
I'm spinning real fast, boss
I'm spinning real fast
Is your back road around?
Yes
It's just laying on me, boss
I'll catch you, I'll catch you
I'll catch you
I'll come back
I'll catch you, I'll catch you
John?
John?
They took our tower
They took our fob
John
John, I'm gonna need you to lay within the ship
Go down there
I'm gonna revive you
No, there's 10,000 of us you bastard get back
No, don't die
God
Go go. I'm killing myself. Yeah, I was about to go to a heater
I was gonna I was about to go on an absolute heater right there, but then I went out of money
Rambo
How much money is your load up to my mouth load after getting so expensive my Lord's about $13,000
My take 18 grand. What the hell you buy it?
Hey
Get your funny. I'm not your money. Have you heard I mean get your money. I'm not a funny up
Yeah, I heard I heard I heard I heard the first time to get I heard
I heard. Listen, listen, John, and you didn't get me there safe and sound okay? If I lose this, I have $7,000.
I got you, buddy. Okay, do you hear me? You didn't get me there safe and sound.
Oh, fine. You're such a bad boy.
Oh, you've been naughty, haven't you? You're a naughty boy.
Did you make the alpha wolf angry?
We're going back into that warehouse, and we're doing every last green.
We're blue this time.
Green!
In there.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
He's always sporting a lot of the highest gear.
Yeah guys, I'm almost 66.
APM on like
What are we doing
What are
We do it. What are we doing?
APM on what?
What are we doing?
John?
John, I literally can't die because I have no money.
I just go get a helicopter and come and buy me.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
You go go, are you anywhere near me?
I'm coming back.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
It's okay, I'm here.
I'm coming back.
One, two, three.
One, a sweet little delight, guys.
John, how could you possibly fuck that up?
How did you possibly fuck that up?
Jump that I know who put that fee that well, I will find you put that fee there and I will I will
Curse them a thousand times. I will read today
They decided you miss a mission. Thank you. Thank you
John I'm coming. Oh my god. He's still reviving you've got to be doing my bottle
No, we actually gotta be fingering my you repeat. Okay. I'm actually gonna revive my miscement now
I'm getting revived. I'm gonna be fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay, John. All right. All right, John. What are you doing?
Lock it in boys lock it in
Go to that you've not happened to a John do not happen. He cannot be trusted
Do not hop in a helicopter John you will pay you will rue the day
kitchen for my kids and he crashes into a tree he had seen a map of the nearest
tree wrong and absolutely in bailing gave it the greatest bear hug you've
ever seen
dude if glue or something why does blue lose in this game every time why is blue
team the biggest bricks in this game I have no idea I never wins guys guys
We're supposed to be the leaders of the blue team and we're just we're taking a wrong
You're the hot shoulder you're the hot today sharp
Thank you, sir, thank you good man
I still don't understand how these guys get my games because he's on our team. Oh, who's in our game?
There's a guy right here. There's a guy right here on our team. He's he revived me. He's a good man. He's a very good man
He's a very good man. He's a very good man. Jerry Coco sent hate peanut. I just became a
No, I don't you give my word that means some words of wisdom. I
Hello, darling. I
See, I'm gonna be these things called taxes in 18 years
You're not gonna like them
You've been dreaming about that for a long time.
Just get an iPad or something.
Get an iPad.
That's all you need.
That's all you need is an iPad.
And that's all you need.
That's all you need is an iPad.
Trust me.
You want Netflix out of this stuff then.
Cool.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Good advice.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Of course, anytime, boss, anytime.
Hot dogs, hot dogs.
Get to hot dogs.
Well, I had a 3,000-mile journey.
I'm actually going to infiltrate this enemy farm right
here and finish this unfinished business that I
have with these fools.
Like
Hey, hey chief that wasn't very helpful that wasn't a very helpful thing to do sir that was unhelpful
Those it's okay. I forgive you sir. I forgive you guys. We can actually take this door down. I mean just shoot it
You just shoot it
I think we're glad wait. I have an idea. I have an idea guys. Oh touch the green team guys, please open up
Well, okay, well, I said it was a plan. I'd see what it was a foolproof band. I
Okay, what do we have any other ideas? It's praying storm. Let's pray storm
Guys everyone empty your bag into the door on three ready three two one
One more time
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Little bit of packing, little bit of packing.
Hey, moment.
Oh, I got some.
Oh, February, you were my favorite.
No!
Where's my boy?
Where's my boy?
Nice drag February back in here, boys.
Quick stat.
Get him in here, boys.
Get him in here.
I got to February's standstill.
Clear!
Clear!
Oh, God, thank you.
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
It's like a lock-in lock-in lock-in the batter's not getting what was lucky. We got you to get over this enemy pop
We're doing really good. What do you say? What do you say?
Oh, yeah, of course of course.
Of course, but only for good luck, only no sexual purposes.
The agate!
I got you, Boss! You got some bumpins! You got some, take care of ya.
You go, you go.
You go, Boss.
You go, be careful, be careful!
Oh no, I don't, I won a guy just to say I should specifically to be careful!
Oh my goodness, my goodness, my goodness!
Oh, it's over, it's over, oh my god.
no no no he said he said he said
revive revive him
hold the line
you guys in there?
we're in there we need help we need help immediately
you have to be in here
okay okay okay
we're getting fucked up
won't you keep it behind us again?
No, there's two more boys, what's up, I knew it.
Guys, we're dead, we're dead, there's two more
in the doorway, but where we came from?
Where we at, boss?
What about that?
Fantastic, fantastic.
Well, boys, we gave our all,
and that's what matters, gentlemen.
That's what matters, boys, man, to base.
Yep, we lost everything, we lost, boys.
I did gain $12,000 now.
Okay, that's a net positive for me,
that's a net positive.
We did do pretty good out there good work team
That part was
That is correct
You know what I have
$15 and you thought to buy a helicopter
What what
Oh
Yeah, you can only go to the air box gives the air right now. I need more money. I need more money
Cocoa peeking win the game solo kills. Don't think anything definitely at least contributing class
Wait guys guys. I was just told that me and Cocoa can win the game alone. Oh
Yeah, we did 62 we got this. No, we guys are too. We got we had a picture if we believe in ourselves
If we believe we can't achieve
COCONUT!!!
This is why we're gonna lose cuz coconut is not disturbing it out. He's not dedicated enough. He doesn't want it bad enough. I want it. I need it.
The honestly, we
Honestly, instead of that basal to what's in between cow with me. That's where the reds are. All those filthy reds
Nothing makes me more angry than a dirty reds.
Those dirty rags! It makes me so angry!
Dropping stuff like right here, boss. Right there.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm just going to smack my other helicopter.
These are the promises that we were killing greens in that warehouse.
We got to kill dirty rags.
Okay, alright.
Okay, alrighty.
All righty, okay.
All right, okay.
Okay, all right, and yep, okay, yep, all right.
Okay, yep, and again.
The same time, I need to.
Yeah.
Well.
Tooting.
That laugh was, I have a guy running toward me saying,
Peter and I got you, you're too poor to die.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Well, he is technically correct with that statement. That is an accurate statement. It's a very unkind statement, but it is technically accurate.
It's an accurate statement. Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
The green guy go that was right here.
You should pass on the other side.
Okay. All right. Okay. Fantastic. Okay. All right.
Oh, no, Mr. Augusto
That's what's that's what I think you take care you don't you worry
Okay, okay, Mr. August ready. I'm gonna get you up. You ready boss
You're ready to run get ready to run here. We go. We all know not wait a second. Hold on now and it's over
And it's over we lost. Okay. Alright. I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself guys
I cannot seem to stay alive for longer than two seconds on the battlefield and coconut is nowhere to be heard from
No, we're here from
Fantastic fantastic
Fuck you fuck you mr. August God you get me there. You give me the safe and sound you give me up there in that battlefield
It's time to, it's time to seek vengeance. It's time to, it's a, to wreak vengeance upon the enemy.
I will clash down upon them with the might of a thousand lions.
A thousand lions, mrs, mrs Johnny, are we lions in this?
That's one more than 999.
I said what is this?
You said sniper rifles. My separate rifle class right now is a pood IRA.
I read that you had head shot, what's on head shot?
I started making, but I still in the mood.
I'm going to go to the other location,
I'm glad I'm speaking.
We got a nice cloudy day,
I spent a flight time to about an hour and 15 minutes.
We're currently getting bent over and spanked
by the Red Team, we've got three points,
they've got 71, it doesn't seem good,
but we'll just take care of like our uncle's giving it,
on Christmas morning.
Thank you guys, buckle up, have a good flight.
Thank you, John. Thank you, John. Thank you. That was very, that was very motivating. You know what, now, now I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs. I'm feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.
You ready for a barrel roll? Do it, do it! You never see the barrel roll like this, I promise.
Hey rocket went through my pussy
So what happened to me was somebody put a little
break and punched a bunch of holes in my parachute and as I was falling from the sky, my speed
only increased until I reached Mach fuck and hit a metal roof and my next second half.
Fuckin' stomach hurts, shut up!
Oh my god!
So, yes.
So essentially, if I may put it in simple terms,
I hit a metal roof at Mach Fuck and died.
If you just like the quick...
Just the quick run down of the situation.
Yeah, man, dude, I was just threw up there.
No problem.
No problem at all.
Let me go.
What the fuck wait a second holy shit
Always lead always lead
Wait, how do you switch God to get we wait?
It's just one gun. It's just one gun. You're so exploding you can pull up everything with that though tanks
I'm talking about missiles is here. There's nothing I miss those issues the missiles you shoot the gun
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Oh my god. I'm gonna be so rich
What'd you say
Okay, wait, okay, wait, okay, I got uh, I'm in hell
Guys, we need you cover the squad. Can you unlock it? Yeah, we're in Indian one Indian one
I'm in hell. That's the fucking plan that John needs to unlock.
I need to unlock John right down right down right there. Sweet release of death. Lock it in boys lock it in.
Here we go here we go baby here we go try to make a million dollars try to make 10 million dollars.
I don't know either in the building hiding
Yeah, we are gonna be able to get the guy we should just add
How many places the Apache have guys how many players
I
I got three gills
Three count them three gills
Alright
Alright, okay. Alright. Alright. Alright
All right, all right for the first time in this game ever
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you sir
Oh god, oh that mini nobody that from that name, but I go by mini names
I wrap it around my neck like a scarf
Okay
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I will I will I will make you good. So you're very kind you're very kind man
That's who Lee who got you lead the server who lead the server?
Wait guys you forget to lock the group after you invited this guy in
I
Go go
Yes, please tell me
Who what who wasn't John I mean where you like this ever
You're getting one bad. No John. Do you actually deserve it? We should have left a while ago if you get
How would I like to serve him? No, are you steaming?
Yeah, don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
New season of Arena Breakout comes out in the morning.
And I turned it off the way you said to turn it off in that game.
Oh, I forgot!
I'm playing Arena Breakout tomorrow.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
And then I'm going to tournament.
I'm like, Thursday I'm fighting or something.
I forgot to tell you guys, I forgot to tell you guys.
John, I'm getting what you need to say right now.
That's what I'm hearing.
That's what I'm hearing about.
I'm looking at your chat.
I just saw eight say it was you and one say it was me.
No, no, no, I'm not saying the guy in my helicopter
saying he joined because of you.
Oh, he probably just looked up the name John and then
joined off.
No, he can't do that because I'm fine.
Got him, got him, got him.
All right, good job.
Yo, take care of these helicopters, boss.
We're going to the halftime, we're going to the halftime.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Guys, wait, these are going to be on lock in.
Good luck.
All right.
I
Can't quite get him I can't look at much. He's a fast little bugger
No, we got you bastard. No, we got you. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I got you bastard
I'm going to be on dark off tomorrow, okay?
He's too quick, he's too quick!
Watch out for that guy!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
I can't quite aim at him!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
He's getting away!
Get this car down here!
Get, get, get, get!
He's getting away, he's getting away!
Get him, get him, get him!
Nice, nice.
We're cooking, we're cooking!
We're doing...
We're doing...
Take a shot, this is intense, this is intense!
I can't tell, I've died six times in a row.
in a row. I hate this game. I would rather be playing Club Penguin. Wait, you- I-
I'm gonna come and catch him for a while! Come and catch him! Come and catch him, man!
Where's ya? Where's ya?
I thought you were- Oh, we're safe. Good work, good work, good work. Oh, when he comes back around, I'll blow him out of the sky!
Don't you worry, boss. We're going over now. We'll come back, we'll come back.
You can beat me something, boss. You can beat me something.
a bunch of bogies down here
I'm not getting any hit markers
I'm not seeing anything
I'm not hearing anything
oh no
oh we're jibbing we're jibbing
go up go up go up
God, God, God, God!
Gotcha!
Good shooting, good shooting!
Thank you, my, thank you, my...
Where's the enemy at? Where's the enemy?
Locked in.
Oh, that's a tree, sir!
Sir, that's a tree!
Ah!
Oh, yeah, the actual, it really goes good.
Excellent, excellent!
I'm killing myself, but at least we profited boys at least we profited that's what matters most is how much is that helicopter
How much is this guy wasting per helicopter?
How much is that?
Oh only $18,000 that's it. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, he's not talking. Who's that talking other side? Okay? Okay, I mean I mean I
let's ride nice you you're the Apache helicopters only 18,000 to buy a
change it needs to get nerfed you I shit 18,000 are you kidding me I don't
really have 18,000 but I'll run it there five times a row of the $50,000
I can't die over and over again, $18,000, $18,000.
That's like my kid, that's literally my kid,
except like, that hell he does way more than me.
Say that.
What the hell?
Who decided the price?
This needs to be like a million dollars.
A minimum.
It's level 35 to unlock.
It's level 35 and a shit time to unlock.
I just unlocked the one with the missiles, and it's fucking it was 250,000
What?
Trivitas Dora?
Yeah
You can use me to take down my CWI-H. It's too easy to kill it though.
What's your CWI-H?
Is that a T-shirt?
Oh god.
Take it down.
I'm taking it down!
More version.
Oh no, he's too sexy and handsome. He's way too sexy and handsome.
Got him, got him, got him.
He's gonna help me, help me on the right, help me on the right.
I can't wait for this game to be over here.
What the fuck is, what the...
Got him, got him, got him!
On us two to be down here.
Yeah, well we're loading, we're loading, we're loading.
We're loading too much, we're loading too much.
We're loading too much.
Oh we got him, we got him, we got him!
Got another one, got another one.
Got another one, got another one.
We're cooking for fun!
We got medium.
One team, one time.
I'm on fire. I'm at $29,000. This is life. Oh my God.
What the helicopter or what the helicopter?
He's too far too far
This this this God does not do actively at all
Yeah, you got it. You have to leave that shit. They look like it's fights
Shit
I want fire away that would you go get it
Well, they were there's a name here. I can see what I think. No, I we already bought the ABC we blow up BGBC
Oh, okay, okay
This is a fucking thing I was telling you about but you're like
We got hundred we check that much hundred we said time
We know I didn't wait hold on wait what you're gonna fucking brand that
helicopter no he's not dead he's not dead I kill the pastor no need oh we
never I did get him I mean $47,000 $47,000
yeah back to me to a quick restock boss
Oh wait, we need more ammo!
Another heli?
Do you need more keys?
Oh good, good, good, good.
Oh, this thing is nice, this thing is nice!
But that was a quick 47k?
Yeah guys, that's what I'm saying!
I just got 47k in like 5 minutes and this thing only cost $80,000.
This is he has to be there got a percent one thousand percent this he has to be there
The big dolls
What Jesus Christ
Dogs on him it's not on them for those racing dogs. Do you believe you're able?
Oh
Oh my god, I have 800
Thank you good
That's how I'm gonna make I'm gonna make four million dollars. I bet you five whole subs. I'm gonna make a quarter million dollars right now
I'll take it. Okay. I don't want to be dead back. I'll meet up. If you bet that I'll make you five times
I'll make $50,000
Crazy cop right here. What is this?
Let's fuck him!
Oh, never mind. Let's just fuck him.
Wait, no, it's not ours. Enemy!
Let's walk through.
J-J-J-J-
Oh, that's not good. Uh-oh.
I can't aim it up. I can't aim it up.
Go, go, go, go, go, you see he's in?
Nice.
Another car, another car.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
One cross, one truck, in this garage.
Hey, park to it.
I'm not in it!
I'm just, I'm just, we went, whoa, whoa, I gotcha, I gotcha!
Hey, get up, boys, get up!
Why is my own heli, oh no, it's green cellar.
Hold on, I think it's just a bit of visual.
Come on boys, go get him.
Okay, okay, get up on here, go get the green heli.
Did you get him? Did you get him on shit?
I can't seem to shoot people on the ground
I can't shoot like the individual people on the ground
I'm shooting at them by the wall
Well obviously I'm fucking missing
You dumbass
Get that spawn guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, wrap me up right here.
I gotta reload, gotta reload.
What's he getting?
What do you mean?
I'm using the zoom peek, right guy?
I'm using it, I'm using it, Joe.
You just, I can't hit him, I'm just, I'm too sexy, I'm too sexy.
You better fucking hit him.
I'm way too sexy, I'm way too sexy.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What about that guy?
Just shoot the spawn truck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not the power! I'm not the power!
Is it almost dead?
Uh, almost. Should do a little bit more.
Darn!
Do we reload? Can we reload?
We're going for another repair.
We're going for another repair.
We're going for another repair.
We're going for another repair.
Big repair boys. Big repair.
You've been a major right now.
Thank you, good job.
Hey!
Make sure you reload. Make sure you reload.
Now I'm...
I'll be running. I'll be running.
I'll be running. I'll be running.
I'm fully reloaded. I'm good y'all.
Alright, I'm turning around. Get ready.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Oh shit!
Oh, I was in his race. I thought I watched...
Watch out!
I can't hit him! I'm too sexy!
Go, go.
Yeah?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm far too sexy! I'm far too sexy!
And what?
He's 24 hours, you hit him?
Well, he messed up, he messed up.
He's getting closer.
Oh!
I'm not gonna kill those!
Oh God!
Oh my God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
I can't hear the low, I can't hear the low!
These guys are too fast!
We gotta go repair. Hold on.
Guys, we're getting some more of my comic-concrete files. We are getting some more of my comic-concrete files out here.
Jesus Christ.
Look at this thing. It looks...it's harder than it looks. It's harder than it looks. I swear, I swear.
I swear.
We're so over there.
Oh, it sounds good. It sounds good. Let's do that.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
I should do the coconut.
I'm telling you, this gun does not
shoot where the little green circle is.
It shoots elsewhere.
It shoots elsewhere.
Use WAC to move quickly.
Oh, you could think of a good thing.
Change your settings.
Well, I've got, what do you mean,
what do you mean, change my settings?
Oh, um, I'm pretty sensitive.
I'm pretty sensitive.
If you call me names, I'll come up.
I'm pretty sensitive.
I uh, that's the promise isn't it.
It's a-it's a-it doesn't suit me.
It's gonna suit.
Mr. W.A.S.T. to move.
It's called physics.
It's called physics.
That's you pal. That's you buddy.
Coconut, let's be very careful with this coconut.
I need you.
What have you done?
Do you have a gun chopper?
Yeah.
And then can you come kill the people that are swarming us and stuff? Yes
Mr.. Mr.. Cucumber I recruited a top-notch a pilot with guns on him. He's gonna shoot down the Alicantus. It's round next
We look up a little bit so I can shoot that guy.
He said they're building AA.
I think that's just for anti-
Hold on, hold on.
Air.
It burned the air.
And I air.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ass assimilation.
They're building ass assimilation over at the blue base.
Over at the blue base, I find.
The green base.
Guys, we're still at 3 points somehow. I have no idea. I have no idea how it's possible.
I'm going broke this game boys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
If it wasn't for this helicopter, I would genuinely have zero dollars.
I would genuinely have zero dollars and I would be in the soup kitchen getting pistols for my kid.
Mm-hmm
Fuckin it
So we keep you as basically zero dollars
Guys I'm up to 76,000 dollars out because it's a patchy psycho slip sick coming known across the war. What yeah
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Yeah, fuck you.
We should fucking sleep.
Fuck your pussy.
Congratulations.
Yeah, we're the best accomplishments.
You wanted a war, buddy?
You want to cook you with that?
Fuck you.
You got it.
Got me, Jason.
Fuck you.
Rock it, rock it, rock it, we give em'l!
My little app's gonna give you a bunch of cash.
Back to base, back to base, get back to base!
Mother, mother, mother!
Jesus Christ.
Oh
Well that guy might not survive that okay, there's one down one down
I'm ready to fire, ready to fire!
What a fool, what a fool!
John, John, John, are you in that helicopter yet?
I'm in one and I'm coming.
Oh John, do not come, do not come.
There's a guy trying to, he's trying to do things to me.
Nobody, nobody.
He's trying to assault me.
He's trying to assault me.
Okay, so the landing, hold on.
Okay, for the landing, hold on.
John, is that you and the helicopter?
Helicopter?
Yep.
Well, I was looking at another one.
He's circling back to us right now.
He's heading towards us, outside the zone.
Coming for the northeast.
Okay, hold on.
Can I just see our helicopter crash?
Okay.
Coconut, were you in that helicopter?
Nope, no, that's cocoa
I think whether you might be lying
Yeah, it weren't that your bike dick for your ass. I wasn't a helicopter. Yeah
You fix a helicopter
John east to the east of the north that's where the Batman is
Great. Reinforcement has arrived.
Be-me-me-me-me-meow!
Be-me-me-me-meow!
Here is my drunk returning friend.
Be-me-me-me-me-me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You saved us all.
He will save the world.
I
Get it boys lock it in
Don't you fear your escorts here, kid?
Sounds good sounds good boys. Oh I'll rip them apart. I'll rip them apart just for you big man
There's so many choppers in the sky.
Don't worry about them now.
Overtime we're here.
Juggler, juggler!
Helicopter in here.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
In front, in front helicopter.
Get up, get up, get up!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
That's the chief on the side.
I see that I see that I see that
I mean it immediately
We're blue team I just remember that we're blue team I just remember that okay, all right, okay my back
Oh
Wait wait wait
All right, so what is hiding under the shack that smokestack is gonna make me have a stroke
I'm looking forward looking forward. Oh shoot. It's a little little looksie under there. It's a little looksie
I see my ship. I see my ship. Let me go
Oh
I'm going to spin you around, oh shit!
I got you, I got you!
I got you, I got you!
Dude, I'm convinced that John Wardog's made blue team a cyan team, and it's just AI.
There's no way blues are real. They're not real people, no way.
No way, it's AI. They are AI.
Look up, P! Look him up!
I can't hit him, I can't hit him, I'm too sexy!
I
What were we but see much
That's a no-no where does John what's going on?
The judge judge judge judge
here I go brothers oh that's you oh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Come on guys, you watch out!
No, I don't care.
Oh wait, we're winning. We're not winning, but you know, we got a point.
We're getting points!
We're getting points!
That's it, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I don't need to see anybody out there, I don't need to see anybody on it.
I see my team!
Oh, you wait! Oh, you wait!
Get out of my-
I know the one, I know the one, I know the one!
What the-
There's a stout of these helicopters trying to take us down!
We're trying to keep a group of down.
We're trying to keep a group of down.
John, John, we need help, we need help, we need help.
We're getting laced by two, two attack helicopters.
Three, three attack helicopters!
What the fuck?!
Fuck that fuck up!
I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm spending my last dollars. I'm trading in
Fucking box tops off the top of cereal boxes
I'm gonna bury JJ JJ
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Made a hundred and two thousand dollars, yo.
See!
Hundred and two thousand smekel dudes, boys!
Hundred thousand dudes, smekel dudes.
That thing is insane.
That thing has to be nerfed out the ass!
Shikyuk over do you make it on a buddy?
Our own team is shooting us like these blues are not real. They're not real people. Oh
Well, I've got some bad news. You're not gonna want to hear
We lost
I'm never joining the team again
I have a picture of a tire from the blues
guys guys is our duty to help the blue team win a game is our duty is our duty
to help them win a game one time that's I would say I'm seeing a hundred thirty
four thousand dollars hundred and thirty four thousand dollars I'm sitting on
the plate I'm sitting on the plate that's a good day I hope you was all your
money oh what I hope you don't fucking broke you got a suck dick for crack you
I don't want to suck dick for crying.
Just suck it.
Not again.
I don't want to suck dick for crying.
Oh, you're already dead.
I don't want to suck dick for crying.
I don't want to suck dick for crying.
Nah, you suck it.
I just...
I'm going to bed.
You're going to bed, John?
Yeah, I'm going to bed.
What?
It's a fucking Tuesday at 1.40 in the morning.
Okay.
I
Could sneeze on an elephant right now, and it would be so drunk it would die
I need to find a sleep. I shot drinking and sober with a headache
We're not leaving because it's late. We want to go to bed. We're leaving because we hate
you and we're not your friend anymore. We're going to a separate call. We're going to play
the game separately and without you because we don't value you as a teammate. We don't
value is a human being okay we think of you as less than a human being we use
words like a rat like a like a like a like a raccoon but I came to drink with
you guys well okay I don't think that you're you're my true friend buddy I
I wanted to hang out with my friends and drink tonight try to hit him with a
or not.
It's not.
All right.
Well.
All right, guys.
I love you.
I love you.
Have a good night.
Good night, guys.
Good night, guys.
Have a good one, gang.
Good night.
Have a good night, everybody.
Have a good night, guys.
Good night, boys.
Have a good one.
Yeah, and peanut.
Peanut.
What?
Don't sleep tonight, bitch.
Google.
No, we Google.
I mean that.
I mean that.
You really are a good friend of me.
You're really a good friend of me.
And I really do value our friendship.
And I think of you as a human being I want to go die by you and I I think you're a great guy
And I think you have many redeeming qualities
And I consider you a great friend and loyal and trusted advisor
I and I and I very much appreciate you and I love when I own you around it brings me great joy
Thank you
Fucking die. All right. I'm going to bed. I have a good one coconut
You have a terrible fucking night
I hope you order McDonald's and the guy doesn't fucking come and if you have to drive all the way
Oh, he's gonna come. Maybe he doesn't come, I'll make him come
And I hope you never eat your burgers tonight. You fucking bitch fuck you and fuck you 135 fucking grand
And fuck that fucking dickbag. I was flying it around. Fuck all of you
Fuck the motherfucking hair in this fucking house. Fuck. Fuck the fucking peanut. Fuck you. Fuck you
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck your favorite hobbies fuck fuck what you enjoy doing fuck your car fuck
Share that's in your house fuck the couch
Fuck you
Fuck that fucking ground are you walking fuck the fucking grass that tickles your balls when you walk around fuck you
fuck you
Fuck you
All right, good night. Good night. Good night. Love you. All right guys. I'm up and up
Get up
Get up I wait let me take hold of let me take my
Oh
I got all my I got all my stuff in like a calendar on my phone. Oh
Let's do I'm very organized very orderly
Okay. Oh, yes. Okay tonight
Tonight guys we're doing um, we're gonna tonight
Tonight we're doing
Tonight we're playing a read-it breakout with Jinzy and landmark from
7 to 9 p.m. So I'm still gonna hop on at 6 p.m. We'll do something
Which is dick around or something before that and then from 7. I'd be able to try to do I need the infected motor something ended on
Friday we're in it in a tournament for a bi which boys, but I'm pretty sure I won the last a bi tournament
So I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty sure we won the last a bi tournament
We will they call me the LeBron James of arena breakout incident points
I don't know if you've heard that before but a lot of people do a lot of people do
Stay on
Another game. Oh, no
I'm gonna go take a city to burger
It's what destiny has in stock for me what the universe leads me to do and who am I to disarm the universe?
Who am I to disobey the Universe Boys the Universe?
Alright goodbye everybody. Goodnight now gang have a good night boys have a good night
good night everybody
good night now gang good night everybody respiratory season out boys good night now gang
I've a good book a good night boys. Good night everybody. Good night. Now gang good night now
I kind of want to play that waterpark simulator again
That game was honestly kind of fired boys. We might hit that up again
We're obviously hitting up the RV there yet new match some point very soon. I promise you good night now
Good night everybody. Good night now boys. Have a good night now. Good night everybody rest up rest easy now boys
Good night. Okay. Have a good night. I was full of whimsical dreams and when it's the biggest voice
Have a good night now boys. Good night everybody. Good night everybody. Good night sleep tight and do not
Let the bedbugs fuck your ass!
Get out!
Get out of here, son!
Get out of here!
Bitch boy.
Bitch me boy.
Bitch boy.
Bitch me boy.
Bitch boy.
Bitch me boy.
bitch boy bitch me boy yeah
I'll take a good don't ask enough food to feed a family of four at the diarrhea of the toilet.