TheBurntPeanut
ARENA BREAKOUT: INFINITE | NEW INFECTED MODE | LVNDMARK X GINGY | WACKADOODLE WEDNESDAY | HALF & HALF STREAM | #ABIPARTNER #BUNGULATE
09-16-2026 · 7h 56m
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Text on Twitter, it's really small again.
One moment, hold on.
Let me fix that.
There we go, there we go.
There we are, there we are.
Listen very carefully, boys, listen very carefully.
We have a very extraneous night tonight, boys.
Very extraneous night.
You're late?
No, I'm not late.
I'm not late, gentlemen.
I'm fast and we're late.
I'm fast and we're late.
Everybody is saying, where's Peanut?
Oh my goodness, where is he?
Where is Peanut?
He's late, he's late, we're waiting for peanut,
where could he be?
And then bam, I burst through the doors,
I burst through the doors, and there's peanut.
There's peanut, it's called being fastly laid gentlemen.
Fastly laid, it's a tactic, it's a strategy.
And I had to take a shot.
And I had to poop as well.
as well that is another factor listen very carefully boys here is the plan for
tonight oh is an extraneous one and extraneous one gentlemen we are trying
out the new infected game mode I'm technically not the sponsorship right
now but I just went ahead and put it the title because I'm too lazy to change it
later I you know who gives a fuck I would write out the new infected mode
with Miss Jinji and Landmark and that should be the first half of the stream. Let me tell you what,
those of you guys who don't know, I actually played this game quite a bit. I actually would
play this game offline with my brother and stuff. He got obsessed with this game.
And then the second half of the stream, we're going to go play War Dogs. Big shocker! Big
shocker! Guys, make sure you're sitting down for this one. Make sure you're sitting down.
I know guys, I know you guys are like, what?
And he goes like, what, no way!
Guys, you're like, what?
No way that happened, guys!
There's no way!
What?
I can see, you're surprised!
I can see a smile on your face, you're saying,
peanut, what?
Gloksy blitz?
I know guys, I know it is very unlike him.
I know it is very unlike him.
I was wondering myself, I said,
what's going on today?
Today is a very, very, very, very, very, very,
Very different day than other days. If there's he would never exactly he would never he would never do that
But he did just this one time first time. He's ever done it. He's live right now. Yeah, well, he's a bitch
All right, well, he's a bitch. I hate him. I hate him. He's a bitch. I miss you
He's a bitch also on top of that a third thing. He's a pussy
Don't know if I said that before but it's true. It's very true. I know I'm in his title
I know I'm inside he's baiting people. He's baiting people. I will read you. You know what?
This text message from this piece of crap. Hey, you want you watch it? Yes, you watch it. I will
Let's see here
Let's see
Okay well actually it kind of involves some other stuff that I probably shouldn't say but
the text basically says he can't he can't play more than last night otherwise I would
read the text I had some other stuff in it as well you know so as well but that's what
the text says essentially essentially that's a couple slurs in there yes it's a slur at
at the top, he greaves for you this third, he goes, he goes,
comma, I can't play tonight. He goes, Hello, comma, I can't
play tonight, unfortunately. So that's just that's the that's
the deal with that. But no need to worry, boys. gimmick is on
the case gimmick will be there waiting at the back of the
black limousine door open, suit and tie on red carnation in
front pocket welcoming us welcome right there oh hello bungalows welcome in welcome in he will say
you will have welcome in bungalows jimic will be waiting there for us to play the second half of
the stream uh uh uh uh after we are done uh uh here today after we are done here today uh
give me can we run that's right give me can we own and it's his birthday and it's his birthday
It's the oddest birthday to you. What? What in the life?
You see that? That's a man who's selfless.
That is a man who puts others before himself and his cock is huge.
It's huge!
You ever wonder why he always has a backpack on during stream?
Because he feeds it up there.
And he keeps it coiled up inside the backpack.
I...
I'm just... Listen, I don't know if I was supposed to leak that.
I don't know if I was supposed to leak that. But I did.
I said it, you knew it?
You knew that?
How did you know that?
I mean, it's hard to keep secret,
but you know, guys listen, guys,
that's personal, let's guys, let's let him,
let's let him in outside.
Just pretend like you don't know until he announces it.
Pretend like you don't know until he announces it,
and then, you know, we'll all act soft and go, what?
Your cock is massive?
Like we didn't already know, but we already know.
You know, we already know.
Okay, we already know that.
But we all have to, we're all gonna,
We're not gonna act like we don't know.
Um, mm, you playing Word on State?
That motherfucker didn't listen to a damn word
I just said in the last five, four minutes.
That motherfucker right there!
Bold U-O-R-T-E did not listen to a damn word I just said.
All right, you know what?
It'll be a surprise for him.
It'll be a surprise for him.
I'm not going through all that again.
It's gonna be a big surprise for him.
Why is he gonna be excited?
Is he gonna be excited?
It'll be a big surprise for them.
Okay, we're gonna be happy for you, Mr. Bolt.
We're gonna be so happy for you because,
yeah, surprises are fun.
Surprises are very fun.
I can't wait to surprise you, Mr. Bolt.
Now let's get it on.
Let me see if Genji and Landmark are ready to go.
Oh my God, they are.
Oh, welcome in, welcome in.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Oh, Mr. FN, God, I'm over here.
Good man, good, I'm bad!
Rejate you, Mr. FN guy! Rejate you, my boy!
Like, right now you're-
I mean, you're not even guessing our own.
And Mr. Williams, why don't you just play good, bad, good, I'm bad?
Yeah, but they gave me an account for today.
Yeah, uh, Landmark, I have an account with $30 million.
That's why I wasn't sure if I logged in already.
My mutely.
Uh...
Uh-oh.
He might discord is broken
Is in fact
Broken all right, okay
Okay, well, okay, okay, okay. All right. Well, okay
Okay, all right
Okay, all right, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's okay
Okay, okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, okay, okay.
All right, yep, okay, yep, okay, all right.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Oh, hello, can you hear me now?
Oh, we can hear you before.
Well, Landmark, let me tell you something.
I've got an account with $30 million on it.
you broke bitch. I don't know why they give you one.
Okay, so you got an account still.
I have more money than that on my own pussy.
Oh, did she get some bitches?
No, she gets some bitches.
I well will all my money.
See?
That's right. That's right.
I need you to send me the most
metaed out M4 build code right now.
Ways no time. The universe isn't staying.
I'll build it up.
Mm-hmm
And force not meta. Well, okay, what's the most? I'm hk416 probably I haven't played in a while the HK or the u1
Let's do a let's do the HK. I mean with the AK 12
That's something good, but there's a zombies mode, right? Yes, if we do a zombie. That's we do a Jami. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know I
Don't know what the deal is that
Let's do let's let's do it wait there's a new guy wait hold on there's a new guy
where what what's going what you got the zombies is endless you start with a pistol hold on
now the ak 5 4 5 I think where we start with a pistol oh oh we might not even need anything
Wait, you guys got a council of money?
Yeah.
Jinzy, hide your wallet.
Hide your wallet, folks!
The pores are around!
Geez Louise, you start begging for change.
Landmark, I don't keep physical cash on me.
I use cards only, please.
Geez Louise, dude.
My bad, my bad.
That's fine.
Geez, okay.
Well, that's very unkind.
I don't think we need to bring anything in for this mode.
Okay, let's, you know what, let's just get in there.
Let's get in there, let's go in as, as we are raw.
Let's get in there raw and just see what happens.
Shocking off, a heartbreak to Barthas.
You think?
Sounds like a plan, it's a plan.
Okay, all right, good plan.
Okay, I wonder if we're already friends, let me,
I'm friends with Srowdy Rowdy.
No, I have-
And homie-sexual?
My name is Chinese.
The name is Chinese?
It's two-handed hot dog, Mandarin.
Oh!
OK.
What's your- what's your thing?
My name is Mr. Bert Beenag.
One word.
Wait.
Orchace?
No, M capital B, capital B.
I'm not seeing anything, boss.
You didn't see that?
Wait, hold on.
I'm on my phone.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I see you.
I see you now.
Okay.
I know.
Did we have to get you?
What's your name?
My name is Mushy Meats.
I'm sorry.
Did you say, uh, did you say Mushy Meats?
Yes, indeed.
I did.
I'm sorry. Did you say, uh, did you say mushy meats?
Yes, indeed. I did.
M E A T S meats or M E E T S meats.
M E A T S.
Nice. Nice.
All right.
Very nice.
Okay. There you are.
All right. I added mushy meats to my friend list.
And we are, let me see if you see that request.
I got you.
There we are.
All right. Let me invite you guys now.
Here we go.
All right. Hold on.
I'm looking at my growth level.
Wait, I only have 21 mil, what the heck?
Well, I have the money all, I have the money all, I have the money all.
Barrowing.
I have the money, oh my God, Jesus Christ, wow.
That is unfortunate, that is bad.
I think I said, who got an invitation who didn't?
I did not.
I got one.
Hey, let me get you in here, there you go.
Oh, okay.
Hold on, let me carve on my hose, hold on.
Oh, I have what a hundred mil liquid come up. We got some liquid for you can add to that stash
Yeah, it's a liquid for you can add to that stash pal
Fuck you
Explain the game please. It's a new mode. I mean pretty I bring guns. I'm can I have some of your liquid of course
This is the only of course, of course
Oh, oh sweet duty and stuff
Yeah, these hooligans they keep they they one guy you know what one guy is Landmark
Oh, I know what one guy is. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's it's ridiculous
You know what let's okay. You know what go ahead. Just give me that age came down. Let's do that
Not the Meta gun apparently though
H ski 416 I probably have many many hours of use on it so whatever advantages I would get with the
Meta gun I'm probably gonna have more advantages just because I've used the hc 100,000 died
It's about
Oh, mr. Willy's
Mr. Willy
Everybody keeps saying you don't need anything but that doesn't
Oh, it's a different mode. No Kent. I'm brilliant. I put heavy infected Joan. Is that not the right mode?
Ah
Every easy cold anyway, it's just the same zero-to-hero
Wait you want endless mode in the oh, so oh there is zombie in this one. Okay. There we go. Got it
Yep. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense.
Oh, yep. Okay.
Oh, okay.
God, I'm hot!
Wait, is it only this map? It's only airport?
It's only airport. It's only airport.
Okay, cool.
Oh, okay. So how does this...
How does this...
Does it mean how does this works at all?
I don't know. Okay.
I'm guessing zombies come after us, you know?
I don't know if there's other people or not.
We'll find out.
Okay.
I don't know. I don't know.
Shall we find out?
I think I'm gonna throw a peanut at them first.
It's not a good test, let's- no, no, no.
It's not a good test.
Sounds good to me.
We'll find something else to throw.
We'll find something- find something more versatile to throw.
Hmm.
You're very versatile.
Yes, I am very versatile, but I also like to be alive.
I like to be alive.
And also, I am not just a ball.
I would bounce everywhere, Mr. Genji.
I am too- I'm unique.
Are peanuts alive, technically?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
They're not. It's.
You're you're literally cut off.
It's like a. Are you technically a fruit?
I think you're technically a fruit.
He's fruity.
You're technically a fruit, Landmine.
All right, I've seen you with your bags and your bath bombs.
You get out your foggy slippers and you pull your pink.
You pick robe over you and you go, I deserve this.
And you walk over to the house fire in the middle with your cup of coffee.
That's you, your fruit.
Get us in the game.
Well, you're the leader.
Oh.
Well, I already got my part.
I've already got my part.
Oh, I already got my part.
They prepare.
The bottom left, they prepare.
It's just matching.
Oh, I already turned to weight.
OK.
OK.
Oh, there we go.
I haven't played with people in this game in a while.
I've been playing this solo.
Okay, we got it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I got one!
You can kill the zombies, the threat increases over time, and then you spin the zombie token
the truck. Any other questions? Any other questions?
Mr. Chinese. Here we go. We are we I'm going to this gun.
70 meters. Oh, man. Lay him out.
That's confusing. That's confusing. I don't know how to change myself. I don't know.
Oh
He's a man
What's a melee button again?
Well, which one oh
Oh
Oh my gosh, you know guys would help if you shot your god
We got a consumer ammo that how much I oh
I forgot this you know how to click your mouse
Wait, why was it a Hudson discord?
I'm accepted the freight center. He was right there, but he's not
I can't be with that sir a purifier
It's a this is just in this is how far we can go
We was a tough way you buy like stuff and stuff. Yeah, yeah
Which we stop we stop with stuff and things
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
Jumping things
Jumping things
Jumping things
Jumping things
Jumping things
Jumping things
Second structure
Blue collar zombies
Oh god they're forming a new game
Oh my god oh my god
Be careful
Okay
Get them
Don't you hang it around hang it around don't mind me guys
back
Searching the stuff
I'm fine
Why are there batteries everywhere? Where the god dad?
I got a secret that'll be rich. Oh
I'd like to know your secret sir batteries. I'd like to know your secret
He sounds the same quack.
You guys got guns on wall.
One hour to the facility.
Put in the thing.
We guys, I've talked to the two traitors, none of them have any guns.
Stay right here.
Stay in the light.
Nice guys.
Yeah, but we have to do another one.
Yeah, but we have to do another one.
Nice.
Nice.
The trucks don't have guns.
She's like water bottles and shit.
What?
The trucks when you buy stuff, they're just loot out of guns.
Then head to the locked room and claim powerful weapons.
Threat level increased.
Mutant numbers are rising and stronger mutants have been detected.
your supplies the trader oh no oh yes I got a cargo inspection area key temporary
me. I got one, too.
Oh, sorry. Only cool guys allowed. Only cool guys allowed. Only cool guys allowed here.
Can be drawn. Oh my god. We're gambling. We're gambling. We're gambling. What?
Oh
You know the trader at ammo
You really have we have a living ammo. Oh, we don't many the bitty the box in your inventory
What?
See the box in your inventory. No, that's your ammo
wait yes no no yes I'm okay I got my ammo
got it
we just wait have we put the battery inside the thing yeah we did that what's
the safe that's marked go to the safe we're safe the orange thing right here
Where I'm either a sniper or a shotgun. I got this game. I got this mini 14. I
Got a cargo inspection area key. Oh, we
More guns you gamble in the box. It's like a slot machine with fire arms
Which is stuff
Okay, you guys can, oh you guys can have a lot of stuff.
I want it anyways.
Yes, yes, you can have that stuff.
That's fine.
I want it anyways.
Guys, guys, you find it a lot suspicious that there's no salt.
Very peculiar.
So, what if I find that suspicious?
I think we send the peanut in first.
I see we take a vote on it. No, I won't count just three votes
Landmark. I vote for a thousand. This does
I need to clear I need to clear I've already declared so I've already declared I can't I know you're just us eating your stress eating
It's okay. It's okay. I swear this
But the map to view it except exterminations to earn marriage wait guys
This is only one part of the map!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just marked it.
It's far away!
This way, no, no, this way, there's a mission here.
Oh!
Sorry.
There's a mission.
You see that little thing that's pinged?
No!
I do see it.
Where?
Oh, now I see it!
Oh, now I see it!
Now I see it!
I
Thought they'd be zombies all over us and stuff. Well, I think we're we're only at threat level two
It's just over here, I think we have to do more ports to open the shipping potatoes on the bridge
oh god that should we continue ahead of us there's only one you can do on the
bridge how's it gonna expect us over to five suit it is all right there we go
now we're the next one there's more there's more bridges okay I'm going
where the where the other bridges yet it's not only on the bridges that's what
it said
I should just take a little ball sacks along the way we have one more what
I
Popped his bad will good like you do. I am like out of ammo. We're gonna buy ammo somewhere
Threat level increased
No, there was no there was nothing in it there's biohazard eliminated there's nothing in there
It was empty you can now claim the supplies from the loot crate
Let's uh, don't listen to that man. He's lying. There's no supposed to buy it. We need to buy any money any monies
We guys need to go back to the bridge
Yeah, but then we buy it from the person that's in the wall this time and have anything I think you said he had ammo
He had further pistol. I'm a pistol man
Oh, he does he does he does now he doesn't have when you see what is it?
the shotgun oh
I'll see the able reason it's little boxes. You don't see any. I see boxes. No
Hey, my box is gone. Let's let's go to another one then wait
wait
I've got a secret that'll make you rich
Thank you. I'm trying to tell me a secret
Oh, okay, I found it, I found it, I found it.
I just found a ton of boxes.
Not enough zombie tokens.
How many zombie tokens do I have?
Stop left.
It tells you.
Oh, wait, I see it.
It's just been every-
Oh, he got it.
Like the right side?
Okay, well, we go back and get this mission.
We're gonna go back.
We're gonna go back.
We're gonna go back.
We're gonna go back.
We're gonna go back.
One shot mission what you know
Oh, you did the mission more we have to keep doing missions
That gives us it spawned zombies, but we get stuff
That's why they be the big lunch box
I
Take a few steps back every couple minutes. Oh, okay. I'll not eat
Over here guys. I saw I think I saw a shiny quarter is under attack. We're back in a couple minutes
Guys
What's up? Yeah, what's up?
Did you what do you think you want over there?
What do you think I'm working with the people you care for?
Can you guys guys guys
Being very selfish right now
We're being very selfish!
Dude, dude, dude, dude. I think I saw a shiny corner over here.
Quickly, quickly! Shiny corner over here, shiny corner!
Quickly, quickly, shiny corner!
Dude, just follow me quickly, quickly!
Quickly, quickly!
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly!
Quickly, there's a shiny corner I got to show you.
I got to shake this right over here.
Very shiny corner, you're gonna say wow, beauty.
Is that a shiny corner?
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys.
Guys.
Oh, my, I bring this kid.
The shiny corner is just right over here, it's right over here.
You're going to say, well, this shiny corner I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, well, I'm bringing it, it comes down here.
It's right over here in the stock, right over here in the stock.
Oh, my God.
Relax.
Oh my god
You guys have given stuff is all the same. Oh, it's all the same stuff
They're my tiny suit with the team buddy, just you be very stuff is right now very selfish. Oh my god
He's following me. Oh my god. Really 30 seconds to do the objective. Oh go back. Go back. Go back
Never go back. We have 25 seconds operator attention threats level continues to
I got handled off
Oh my god
Oh, oh we found it. Oh god. We failed it. I wonder how we failed it. I wonder
Is it a landmine?
Thank you. Thank you. Can we go back and do it again or is it there forever?
Well, there's one over here if we got some of you guys come on
Mr.. Zombie countermeasure in the shop
I'm sure we'll find another one guys. I'm sure we'll find another one. Oh
Oh, uh, Mr. Yoni, uh, Smitty's supposed to, but, uh, I think something might have fallen through the cracks.
You want me to give him a quick ring?
Just a quick dial.
Just a quick, quick jingle.
Quick jingle, quick jingle.
Quick jingle for Mr. Smitty.
Uh, hold on, uh, hold on, wait a second.
Hold on, I'll just take the Burger King.
He's over here, got him.
Oh, he brought his family.
He's a family outing.
I'm gonna head to David Mussel's after.
Oh, we are a conscious bridge
Guys I'm activating a mission. Oh, stay tuned. Okay. I'm good. I'm tuned. I mean dude
Operator a small group of you spotted in the eastern part of the fuel storage eliminate them immediately. Oh
You're out from the fuel storage east road
That was it that was all day, that was your day
Yeah, it's on the east. Okay. Hold on now. You see it. Wait, where's the east road at?
Ten thousand paces ways
Excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse me.
I thought you said, least.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Okay. All right.
Guys. Guys.
You should have gone to me over here.
You got it. You got it.
I'm very low now.
I don't feel too good.
Oh
Go left but we go left where right now
Oh wait
Unknown
Guys, you already killed one inside the Hoosie-Doogee.
What are you guys at?
Dude, I swear that I'm not-
We're fighting 900 zombies.
This guy just tortured.
And then it reloads for like a million years.
I feel like I should interact with-
Yeah, I thought it was better.
...the signal source...
Traces...
Interact what?
I feel like we should have better guns right now.
Yeah...
Definitely, is that way to go over there?
Is that new a new mission
No, that's permission for our current mission. Yeah, okay, right I'm running out of bullets
Guys you can't shoot through the glass of the
Of the cop cars you can't
You can't I repeat you cannot shoot through the glass of the cop cars
Here we go
You wish I'm taken back
There's a pack a bunch of it is our dog. So I had to go around the other side. I
Got it. I got it. I got
Checking for traces
What do you find you find the chase biohazard eliminated?
You can now claim the supplies from the loot crate. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Not good
That was not very good at all
I'm gonna need you are machine. I'm gonna go buy some from this guy
Yeah, we have a ton of money we have $50,000 up. No, we have 1900 tokens
Well, I have 25 other 25 other
I
Go to the shop
She's running a truck too
You can buy one I'm over here my
Oh better God hmm. I don't know how to get that
Bye
For level increased oh we remember rising and stronger. Oh, he's inventory research. We have the threat. I'm going to get more shop
Yeah, but it's not
What like any better gun or ammo? Well, there's grenades and shit
What are you 200 for armor? I'm just buying more ammo. I'm trying to ammo. Yeah
Heddy
Apparently they will be the zombie countermeasures random zombie countermeasure
$800 you $800
You have a $800 it's been on a college 600 shit
Yeah, yeah back countermeasure a countermeasure
Because who's the countermeasure do
You got like an AC-130?
Oh.
Zombie AC-130, yeah.
What's your countermeasure?
Oh.
Squad energy 2 or weapon expert 2.
Produces weapon recoil and
when a teammate is nearby both of you
and the teammate deal increased damage to me.
That one. That one. Yeah, that one.
That one. I don't care what the other one is.
Do I buy another one?
Yeah, do another one.
What's increased every time? Okay, I can only do one more
Um probably the increased damage again increase damage is how you get better weapons
Should we go through these red doors up here? Is this where you get better weapons?
Maybe we just have to look around for it
There's a wall made of uh, oh there's red slender's how do we activate those?
Yeah, I
There's a way
It's really got marker on the map
We need some water to get I'm gonna water the candy bar
Hmm
And I'll eat the candy bar
Here we go
Yeah, I like the pistol
This other guy is probably better than a shotgun rifle. What do you wait? What type of rifle do you got? What's the name?
SA-85m
It's like a that's how it all send me out of AK
He could the gun she I got nothing to do that's where we're going
You're dead no armor we don't need armor
Arbors for bitches and pussy
Single shot AK
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, it's right here.
It's going to be the same...
I think it's going to be the same gambling system.
Well, I want a better gun.
We're at level five now.
It should be better, right?
Oh, no, I think we have to do a mission.
We have to do a mission, and then it unlocks.
We get a crate.
What's the mission?
Operator, destroy the malignant growths
in the fuel storage area immediately.
Oh.
That's right for the operator.
I
Don't seem to be doing less and less damage every time
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Bob, Bob, Bob you're dead.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It was very delicious cake, you know, it was hungry.
Ruff!
All right, I can read the question.
Can we watch?
Get out of the room.
No, you got that.
Shh.
No, no.
Ah!
Bob, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
You're going to die.
You shoot your fucking god.
I'm sorry.
Where'd we go?
We can beat the quakes and we can get a better guy.
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god.
Get back my fucking neck!
Get back!
Oh I'm unable!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
You're not welcome in my house.
You're not welcome in my house.
I'll bring a bottle of wine.
I'll be a great houseguest out I'll make up my bed every morning. I'll be a good bottle of wine
I'll shoot the fucking zombies.
I'll do a lot, I'll cook all the food.
You're gonna eat all the food, eh?
What are you gonna try?
Mmmmm.
Robin noodles?
I'm actually very good at cooking Robin noodles.
I actually add a lot of ingredients even when I buy it from the 7-Eleven.
I add garlic powder.
I add, I add, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
time I I had I had a salt and pepper I had Tony Saturday
my Robin Hoods are under the Japanese
Hey, this isn't we guys need to get a guy
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we need to get a gun.
What the fuck?
Do the red barrels blow up? They probably do.
Oh!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, oh my god! Wait, I just got two crazy weapons!
Because I get these-
I got a fuel storage key.
So I get the MP5 and the AKM.
These are nice.
Hey, are you-
Oh, I got an MP5.
I got a wrong.
I think-
I think an MP5.
MP5s?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, let's do it, yeah, let's do it.
That's nice.
Oh, that one.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh my.
This game just keeps giving me shotguns.
So I either have a purple shotgun or a blue MP5.
MP5, we do MP5s.
Are you sure I shouldn't do the purple shotgun, though?
You just want to say the second was bad. No, I I know that but
How do I tell the color my gun and you numbers are rising and stronger mutants have been detected check your
I don't see color peanut. I don't see color. Me too
me too
the Genji
Jesus
Can you come on you lock in can you have a time? It's almost 20 27
All right, it's a .37.
He's a weed.
What color her gun is?
I'm sorry, do you miss it?
Yeah, I'm fine.
All right.
I think I'm really good at this game.
He's the highest anyone's ever gotten.
The highest he's a he's a he's a he's so.
You ought to get my thing.
High density, Newton-Portz detected.
High density, Newton-Portz, prepare for combat.
Oh, oh, shit.
Yeah, where do we get more ammo at?
You guys see the truck and the trailer?
Reload your weapons.
The bonus, the bonus.
Guys, I have to reload this.
Oh my god, there's a big guy.
There's a big guy.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, what?
Oh
Finally
And we would cherish your memory
Oh hold on now hold on now, you mind going to take it out. Did you
I'm going to head over here. I think I saw another shiny corner.
I'm not going to get that guy.
Yeah, I don't know about me either.
You can buy ammo. Oh my god.
He's puppy guarding the body station.
Oh my god.
Oh
Wait, we put it back to the red barrel, I should eat
Oh, I did nothing and died
I'm gonna make this big guy be reason you should give me the privacy. I'm sorry. Sorry. Put it on right here. I
Oh
Hey, hey, you watch me left alone. Okay. Well, I want to be left alone
My god
Okay, you see I go all the way around back we came from
Oh my god, please don't come over here
Use the barrel use the barrel
He's not even next twice
But he's gonna be I don't know where he was
All this running around has to go apart wait, we're gonna fail in this sugar. Oh, I don't care. Hey guys
All right, he's coming. All right, I'm going to head on over here
And on over here there we go. I don't have any bullets
You know he went through a tunnel that tunnel that we went through before he went through that
I'm taking the house you can't get in here
You blow them up
People come on in come on in the water's fine. Mr. Lemba come on in
I'll coach you really much. You're letting it attract
Well, you can come up here and watch did you die? Oh, you come to it comes what?
Take that
Right outside
Oh fuck.
That's so bad.
Oh my god!
Alright, alright, alright!
Okay!
Alright!
Shut the fuck up!
Okay!
Shut the fuck up!
Alright, okay!
I'm not shut the fuck up!
Okay!
Alright, I'm just okay!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, he's coming back around!
He doesn't want to talk!
He doesn't want to talk!
Retreat! Retreat!
Hey, you're doing it!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Where is he?
Where did you see him?
I'm beeping!
I'm beeping!
Where is he?
You see him?
I think he's over by me.
I think he's right outside of us.
Where? Where?
Oh god, oh god!
Oh, I see him, I see him! He's over there pulverizing giddy!
Take that, idiot!
God, yeah!
Take that, idiot!
I'm stabbing him, I'm stabbing him, I'm stabbing him!
Oh, fuck!
me me we we tell him yeah we all have
guns I have no more bullets because oh
my god he's inside you guys don't have
any guns it seems like a lot of zombie
bugs and he's gonna keep circling him
around the building we just huge
she's gonna be squandered oh my god oh
my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god no it's not good it's very
Where is he? Is he out there?
He's on... Where do you think he is?
Where is he? Do you guys see him?
Where do you guys see him? Do you guys see him?
He's on me!
I'm coming Barts! I'm coming!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Where is he? Where is he?
By
We saved the world
Take some of your finest water
What?
Making that noise?
Bussin? That's me Bussin. Yeah, I'm Bussin.
I am on very low HP.
Let's just take a quick sip.
That's almost done. One more. We can finish it.
Relax.
We're taking the last one.
Right here. Right here.
I did it.
Good work, landmark!
I need to do it!
Oh my god, we got money.
I would play do we have?
Oh, I've got 2,000 new soldiers now.
Armored Zero Peter?
Skye's armors for vintage!
Yeah, we don't need a price.
It's a new deal.
I'm sure.
We just a little bit of a.
You just.
Just a little bit of a.
Just a little bit of a.
Just a little bit.
Wait, are all these grenades free?
Wait, some of them are free.
The greeds are free?
Which one?
Some of them are.
You know they're not.
Yeah, maybe it's my perk.
Oh, the greeds are free.
All the white red ones.
Yeah.
Oh, we should use the nose.
What are we doing?
We're in all the black and yellow molotovs.
Whoa.
Freak grenade.
I got I got a whole arsenal of bombs
And now we're cooking boys now we're cooking
You see my boxes
All right, let's go
Should we do another gun one you I didn't like gun one. Yeah, I think I got you still kind of poo. We need some we some crazy
easy. Yeah. Mm hmm. We're at level seven and we're using MP
fives. Holy shit. Oh my god, guys. Call me Habibi. I've got a
vest full of bombs. Holy shit, guys. Let's where's the next
gun quest? Right here. Mark it. Oh, there's another one there
too. There's two more. There's two more. I've got a
secret. Come on guys. Come on boys.
Oh
By the ammo other you can't wait
Right, I guess I know you can so you I'm bored. She was Gen. J
I'm getting this these free stuff out of this box
That's free stuff
It's a good news stand here forever. Do they come for us or no?
No, I think it's the based on the missions like the
when you activate the missions it increases the threat level and spawns them
right now there there are little ones but they don't really do anything
so do you think you just stayed here forever I think so well now you have
approaching food and water eliminate them oh yeah to
high-density and prepare for combat just eliminate the huge outdoor
Exhibition area. Oh hold on. Oh
They might like to get these two of these zombies are right here. Oh my god
There's a big guy again
Oh
There's one by she's over here boys. Oh
Moment now
I'm so dead. I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
I'm so dead.
No, I might as well be wishing to do that because there was nothing.
A living, breathing person.
Hey, how are you?
All right. OK. All right.
OK, what's the bad here, guys?
What's the bad here?
There's two big, girthy men right here.
OK.
Blow them up.
Duh!
They're not moving.
Blow them up.
Blow them up.
Throw them into my tank.
Okay, gotcha.
Okay, all right.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, we...
Yes!
Good bolly.
Good bolly.
More.
Oh, you died.
You died.
You died.
You died.
One more.
One more.
You're right.
I have a couple locals.
We'd like to speak with you.
Couple of...
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Well...
Uh-oh.
Okay.
All right.
Well...
Well...
Did you do the last one alive the last one alive? We're we've
You got to kill the zombies you just went about your knife
I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Shoot them!
I didn't shoot them.
I was shooting them.
Shoot them more.
Shoot them harder.
Shoot them more.
Yeah!
Look at that. It's going crazy.
What if me?
I'm going to crawl over here.
I'm going to do a quick hootie-dootie.
I'm gonna mug this guy from the floor go rest peanut
I like that plan. I like that plan.
I'm gonna mug him.
I'm distracting him.
You see, I'm at the front of this thing.
There's not a single zombie next to me.
Not a single one.
Okay.
There's no zombies here.
Yep, I'm distracting you.
Give me one. Give me one.
You cannot resist me.
You can't resist.
Give me one. Give me one.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
You cannot resist a two-handed hot dog, Mr. Zombie.
Just two seconds. We'll take care of them. We'll take out the trash.
There's a real landmark. Oh, I'm a bit- I'm a bit parched.
Oh.
Oh.
Where's the big man?
There's a fat man here.
Hodge is right there.
Die? Okay. I'm gonna get a hide?
Where's the big man? Where's the big man?
He was the other way.
Down this way.
Wait, don't walk in the far to get us.
Oh, don't!
Oh, don't!
Oh, I almost did.
Oh
We gotta watch out for that guy to watch out for that boys
Gotta be careful
Oh, he's got you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I have severe hunger.
Where?
Oh my god, on you.
Where are you?
He's coming, he's on you.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh shit, I'm firing at the driver!
Oh my god
I don't know where that came from.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
That guy back there.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Get behind the van, get behind the van, get behind the van.
Oh, please, help me.
Get behind the van.
Watch out, watch out.
Where'd the big guy go?
Don't worry.
He's dead.
Oh, good work, team.
That killed him.
He only took 500 bullets.
We're doing a little bit of healing.
We've got the doobrage.
Traction team is about to leave. This is your final chance to extract
What did we mean extract it's your final chance. Oh, we have 10 minutes
It's really in the name of the timer. I want to figure out how to get inside the thing. Oh, it's literally called endless zombies
Well, wait, we have to leave
I don't think that makes any sense at all.
I think there's an illusion, Mr. Knudts.
Well, you sure you had to leave after nine minutes?
We got to just chill out and hang around?
Uh, I think that's a good thing.
At least I had a little bit.
Look at that.
What if there's another exact thing?
Oh, this is the final one.
How do you know that?
Because he said it.
Landmark, please. If he said it, I would have heard it.
You're not trying to fool me, Landmark.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Gotcha!
Little Shopton Shopton.
As I'm telling you, I hate to say another extract of this.
I think you can just hang around.
they cannot hang around why would there be a timer then which is because you like
the extraction.
What do you think about it, the endless zombies, the endless sense.
It's endless zombies, not endless time.
What kind of sense does that make, Landmark?
A lot.
God, I'm too weak a little much, I hope you got them.
activating. Oh, you're going to do this one. All right. And then we'll think about extracting.
We'll consider it. Investigate the special vehicle on the south side. We'll consider it.
High density, Newton-Port's detected. Reload their weapons and prepare for combat.
Peanut, there's a zombie at you. I think you have peace out with the guy. Oh my God. Oh my
my god
we should have eliminated four of them
mention that car
the union workers are up to me
the budget
squad members are on attack
back up your team now
the budget
a London zombie just had me
Come on James!
Retreat! Retreat!
I'm gonna hang out over here guys.
I'm gonna be given.
I'm gonna be over here guys.
A little bit of healing then.
Okay, hold on now, hold on, hold on, did you, did you, did you, why would you do this to me, what, oh god, no big!
I
She got my name
Okay, all right, so my time here on this one alert is coming to a close
My time here on this world is going to close gentlemen. I will miss each and every one of you dealing
Later I need to hold to me for me. Am I can you hold this for me? Okay? Yeah, I got you. Go ahead
Hold it for me. Thank you. I'll catch. Okay. Thank you. I'll catch. Okay. All right. I need to hold one more
Just go ahead and hold this one go ahead on this one
We go
Do I'm actually kind of cooking right now boys. I'm not even joking. I'm gonna cook it. Oh
My god
I'm gonna get a good job, yeah, good work, good work, you know, do we get any money or
something?
What do we get for that?
I don't know.
Do you think we should have extracted?
No.
Do we get anything?
No, we get anything I we got one hundred eight thousand four hundred forty-four
married. What do I do with that? You can be proud of yourself. I can't go to the
club with that. Yeah hold on. I'm going to pay the strippers and marry it. Yeah that's not how that works.
It might be tossing married up in the air while they're shaking ass.
I hope. I don't know. I don't know what you get. I don't know what you get. Oh wait.
Merit challenge. What's a merit challenge? I think it's like there's a battle pass type
stuff for it.
Wait, my sleeves just go.
Wait, there's a zombie mode battle pass?
Yeah.
Tears, boys, tears.
I think so.
That's what it looks like.
You guys, you know, this is a better challenge.
You could continue.
This will be our 20-odd now.
were you were you helping me figure out how to get past the screen is that is
that what you didn't think I know how to get past that last I thought you would
believe me while I was getting money or something
shut up over there you're welcome thank you sir thank you thank you so much
sir okay so it looks like we got we got some merit which is very nice very
Oh, and so Strykrad, so Strykrad sees respect earned.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
All right, we'll be respected from here on out.
Highly respected.
Guys, there's people on the leaderboard with a zombie merit, over 600,000.
What leaderboard?
On the left.
Well, this is this you woo looking guys name. We was leadable
back and see him he's got like if you turn you woo into an image
it's that wait guys wait how do you wait guys that way you see
us in the lobby. I'm in the lobby. On the left, Tommy Merritt
overall. What? Um I next to your message is down below on
the right corner. Yeah, I see one of your miss.
I can click on like zombie merit weekly and overall
But is that way is how much zombie marriage got one round or how much he has total
Hmm now I have no idea what that means. I'm not on the lever board
me either
I mean where that's total or what no way or one round. I don't I don't know
wait wait we just read it doesn't see anything it's nothing to read I want to
know if that's one round is that I I have to I have to know it's one round or
not I must I must I must hmm oh but she means only nice exactly
He's an American, huh?
So not too good.
Too good.
I would like to also point out
that I have infinite more merit than Srowdy Rowdy.
I would like that pointed out.
It says weekly not.
Well, yeah, well, yeah, I know it's weekly,
but I'm like, is it like for one round?
Like does that score come from one round?
I
Weekly means weekly total
Oh, we guys I wait hold on guys guys guys
Do we think this means weekly total or highest round within the week? That's round within the week. You so yeah
You think if we got a hundred thousand our first time somebody didn't do that six times by now
Oh, yeah, that's true
Yes, that's true. That's yeah, that's okay. That's true
Let's get started 34,000 become number one of the leaderboard. That's easy
Actually do this. It's easy your old pup chug down today. Thanks for being a lot in the dark
And I'm so sorry to hear that brother God bless you. Give me my boy. Oh
I love dogs. Oh, I love dogs. Wait, were we doing that last round for an hour?
That was an hour? Wait, what? What was an hour?
Well guys, it's all the same amount of time. We just had to run around really fast and do the missions really quickly. That's how you get more married.
Yeah. Can you do multiple missions at the same time? Like can we split up?
We have to like get in. No, we'll buy. Then you'll die.
Yeah, they called me the LeBron James of Reed, we have to get inside, we have to get into the the the middle.
Wait, how do you do that?
I don't know, we have to figure it out. That's what the good stuff is.
Wait, does he mean you want to get inside?
Mmm, like a Tootsie Pop.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Don't split up bonus when we stay together.
Yeah, remember we have to upgrade?
No, that's no that's that's a fallacy. That's your own wives tale
Okay
Getting one guy from ancient ancestors. Yeah
Listen, this is what listen. This is wait. Hold on wait. Hey guys guys. I went to the wrong game mode guys
Guys, I don't have a weapon and I went into a regular game. Oh guys guys guys guys
I know I wouldn't let you in the airport pack ops endless
Oh, thank god. Oh wait, wait should we get separate things? Wait, wait, wait
Where there's a healing one, we should take each of these.
I got the left one!
Someone do the right one!
You do the right one!
Okay.
Okay, guys, we're going to beat the world record right down right here!
Okay, I have a healing grenade.
Jinjin, I think you have a...
Go, go, go, go, go!
Complete extermination mission.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're just going to beat the world record right now.
Not even joking.
We're not even joking.
What?
Go, go, go!
We're going to beat the world record right now.
We're not even joking.
Never one of them will beat the one.
Never one of them will beat the one we're going to beat.
Let's get the gun thing right here
Go ahead go ahead
I do it. I do what we have to do for it again. I've got I think it's gonna probably kill things pick up things operator
Well find the battery at the power guy
Horns detected reload your weapons battery
Yes, you better. It's the battery guy
I
Clicked more batteries boy got you that you
Operator
Did you see what battery?
I
Check your supplies
Which other door
Something something little something something something something something something I lock the door
Oh my god guys guys as a 85 am right after it right off the red boys
I'm sorry. That's nice. That's nice.
Five seven. Okay, the five seven.
A pistol. Why would you do a pistol?
I don't know.
Oh, what about me?
Is this a single-fire gun?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Five seven.
Oh my God.
Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys we gotta move we gotta move we gotta move
Follow me boys follow me boys
Little people we are there we see this quest right here. We just do this question. We go right for another gun quest. Yeah
This is it do you know how to open that middle part that you've been talking about
I do not know but there's like a big red icon in there at last game.
Well he goes to the doors.
No, no, no, like a biohazard looking thing.
Oh, gotcha!
Okay.
Identity reports detected.
Reload your weapons and prepare for fire.
Open the ship.
Oh, it's a safe place, safe place, safe place.
I'm gonna kill the Simkey Danes. You guys just kill the zombies. I'll do all the Simkey Danes.
Yo, 5-7 in minutes.
Is it- is it popping it for real, Guba?
Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy! Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy!
Jimmy, Jimmy!
Get the second one now!
I
Then we gotta move toward the gun one
Let's move let's move nice. Let's move this guy one here. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, make sure you have ammo and stuff there too. Should we do this quest right here for zombie man?
Or no, let's do another gun one
I'm here stronger mutants have been to take a better guns. I was gonna do this one real quick
You guys had the gun while we do okay?
I am my way. I am my own signal received you go there you go there. I'm gonna take you there.
By the time you get there, I'll be doing this one.
I know by the time you get there, I'll be doing this one. It's one mention at a time.
I'm a hundred in here. These are these have no effect on me. Yeah, I'll be immortal.
Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy. Okay, hold on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god
Just picked up that zombie
Back back to me back. Stop grenade. Let's study him
He that out
Quick, the intelligent ditch.
Operating the device will generate noise.
Move to the second one!
Defend it until the upload is complete.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Reload your weapons and prepare for combat.
Get out of here!
Guys! You're just going over to the group right now!
Guys, guys!
Guys!
Why
Time's a heart for a good
You can use immediate assistance immediately
Okay, oh, there's another one okay
All right, okay, oh my god excellent excellent excellent
Little baby healing. Oh, I know where I'm all
And you gotta head backwards and you gotta head back to that truck
Don't go up to that truck it's your baby boys
Good night, then they're pretty weak tonight these little ones
I don't know if we're gonna break the world record.
Operator you can now claim the supplies from the loop
We might as well be shot, we might as well be shot.
Without making any more wrecking.
We failed, we failed, we were not in time.
I'm a Sunday give up.
I don't know.
I know.
I bet the number one guy sucks anyways.
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
Let's go to the next one.
Wait, instead of finishing it?
Oh, I don't mind, I finished it.
Wait!
We're good.
Give my mr. Mr. Landmark. I completed it. We got there. We're good
Head over to the next objective. She was here
Already
Oh my god
stupid pussy. Gotcha. Alright boys, I'm out of here. I'm heading to the next objective.
You boys there in just a mere moment, in a mere moment.
Little bit of heat is there, little bit of heat.
Operator, attention.
Threat level continues to rise.
The field merchant has new supplies available
and the new extermination mission has been issued.
Ah, she just got right here.
You shoot this job which is quite a bit.
I
Think we maybe we do this only gun was let's get the gun
Well, that's what I was trying to do
One more merit
And we were more respected in these streets jet that are
Huh, I want to be more respected in these streets. I was trying to get more merit you feel
You feel me on that on the block where my zombie merit, huh?
You're picking up when I'm putting down my get on the countermeasures before do this
You get a countermeasure I am you need to go to get one
time operator. Destroy the malignant growths and you will
destroy the gun.
Go go go!
Reduce the state of damage.
I'm buying two.
Increases damage by head shots.
If I buy some of that shit, you'll need to go to a murder show.
Oh god!
Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle!
I
Got a thing where we're immune to dying
That's a great bird right there pretty good. That's a pretty good break the more headshot damage
I'm buying the the countermeasures yeah I want two of them.
I'm buying six of them.
You gonna afford six of them?
No.
We're four minutes.
No I can't. I'm buying two of them.
I misread what's on the screen. Wait, we have to draw it.
We have to draw it malignant. Increased human jump to mutants but using
carbines and marghering rifles. Oh, okay.
Increases base HP, increases the damage. Wait, this one looks legendary.
I'm just going to get this one yellow. Bam!
There we go. Now we're cooking boys.
Now we're cooking.
All right, guys, we gotta go get this quack.
We gotta get the quotes.
We only have three minutes.
Move, move, move.
The chest, what chest?
Where?
That's way over there.
Now I'm way over here.
It just doesn't make sense, guys.
It would make sense would make sense
They will tell me you'll get the chest from the previous class
No more ammo
Extermination complete.
Oh, good work, Mr. Landmark. Good work.
As we're already about to be our mayorate from the last round.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh. I just figured out the meta.
I just figured out the meta. All you have to do is go and squeeze the nipple off the fat guy,
and then run away, and he'll explode. You need to shoot him.
You gotta poke his belly button and then run away, and he blows up
VSS or a game
Oh, I got a factor
VHS
VSS purple
I'm
We had to the next gun right here. Yes. Yes. I'll see you get some water. I'm a bit parched
I got a drink for you. You need a drink?
Prices are negotiable
Remember I'll get that free grenades too. Oh, yeah, I got them
Wait free grenades like from the you like 20
No, it's only if you have to grenade park. I think oh from that one park. Yeah, I just got tons of free grenades
Get the reward box we love a God be
Oh go back go back
We're back. I forgot the reward box
I
Shopped in shopping shop, then shop, then shop, then
You sell stuff to him i have an $80,000 keys the place you just a lot
Let's go this other god check your supplies right to the god thing right to the god thing
Yeah, I think after this is when the middle part was it was gonna be open
There's one more
It's gonna be one
You buy more buffs as well
How much money do I got?
I don't have enough money! $800!
$800!
Going! I'm not going to get the ball back on my chest!
I took the scenic route. I don't like to see the beauty of nature.
So I just started.
I question how late it was.
It just...
Did what?
It seems crazy to have that much.
Look how much what?
A small group of mutants is approaching.
We're about to beat it. We're about to be right now. We're gonna have 700,000 but then into the ground
How the hell do I get over there
There's a drop down over here
Oh
Okay, we will see how to use ladies ladders later
Get out of here!
There we go!
Ah, we're cooking!
What was that guys? What was that?
What were we? Track the signal tracers?
Wait, I'll track the signal tracers right here boys! Don't you worry!
I'm tracking the signal cheats.
I'm tracking the signal cheeses
signal cheeses track
I need to buy ammo
I want the third situation
Exterminate the fleet search the loot crates for the key
We have here
I
Don't something something they don't stop and something
I'm not gonna do it
This at one for every five I'm gonna get me and one for the Saudi everybody do nothing
Hmm
Yeah, I had the MP5 the M14 arms. I need those SMG so do nothing to these guys. Yeah, they suck
And what's the next gun quest
South
I mean regular quest before the more good question up. I'm gonna do this one. No, there is there's done this one the bottom
We're gonna bottom up
Good eye, Mr. Landmine.
Hi.
Hi.
The VHS was a lot better.
Reload your weapons and prepare for combat.
I've had over the bunch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's a lot of zombies.
That's trying to do with the fact, guys, that's not going to work out that well.
I'll see you back.
High-density use port detected. Reload your weapons and prepare for combat.
To sneak around over here?
Why are we hitting all the car alarms?
That was Jinji, I saw her run by here, say gimme a go.
Wait, what?
You know what you did, Jinji. You know what you did.
Jeopardizing the team. Ridiculous.
I
Got you threat level increased
Check your supplies
I'm not really
Operator proceed to the second
Check the situation
I'm taking the situation
Situation is checked but we don't I'm now I'm taking the situation
Situations check I repeat the situation has been checked
immediately
Oh, yeah, hold on women. We're trying to come up here
No way
Do you see that did you see that did you see that you see that?
I'm fine my way down. We got to use six of those those those those boogers on the water
Head on down yonder
Oh, did you come up here? Hey, don't down yonder
Oh
Excellent exit just just like we drew it up fantastic
I I have Paris I have been vaporized. Well, you're that too. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes
What the hell is my team doing?
I can use your medkit to see if you can jump, you guys.
You just jump on your strings.
And they fuck you.
They fuck you.
I can't even move off of this thing.
You gotta get back to the group once quickly.
I put this bitch in maximum overgrime.
Oh
This is too many zombies on me
There's be deal
I'm on top of our time
I don't know, seven?
Seven does do nothing!
VSS best level I've seen any of y'all draw today.
Well that would have been very helpful information
by Bansiga!
Right pal, before that guy stuck a zombie car
off my pussy.
Don't worry guys, we're gonna get a new weapon here just one
I'm the big man on me
Guys, we have a minute 30, kill all the boogers
Go kill the boogers, everything's done
Okay, we got a minute 35, kill me, I kill six boogers, and then we get new weapons
I actually take out a really good weapon for a poop weapon
Go, go, go!
We got a hurry no time peanut. I'm at this web. There's no time
We got this we got this young one minute. We got minutes
You're right. Go right go right. There's a stairwell the right I see oh
There's a lot of zombie down there. Oh, I don't have any water. I'm out of water
So these green old bar
I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
One more.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Oh God, work Landmark!
Let me tell you, Mr. Landmark, you are fantastic!
The zombie slave!
And utilizing the team leaders wisdom!
That was incredible!
Now we can get weapons because of me!
I'm going to get the weapons!
I'm going to get the weapons!
I'm going to get the weapons!
Utilizing the team leaders wisdom that was incredible now. We can get weapons because of me
because of me
oh
I
He's very good. He's very good ones
There's simply silly come on what would follow hard work
I
Will use God said
Hmm there's something something right here. Is this is this we go to the middle circle?
No, I just opened up a door with a key
Need to do this. Yeah, that's where the gun is I
Got the same gun
hmm does sound right wait
we need to get a better gun yeah good edge 12k and 8k 34m which was bad that's
that's 12 probably that's what was good I'm not gonna be saying the shotguns
great
I can't believe y'all
The source is confirmed inside the airport to the tower
You got the H-12?
Yeah, that's what I've been doing
Are these gold?
We're entering the middle thing
I see the red ship, we're going to tell them
It's a monster rise
See that thing?
We gotta go left and hit the shops
See extermination missions, is that it?
Can we get inside the metal?
I don't know, I'm gonna go to the shops
I'm gonna see water
This thing is nice turn on the laser and the flashlight
This thing is nice
This is nice
I'm turning on the switch turn on the switch
Come on!
FUCK!
DEEP IT!
FUCK!
Pollots and commons and commons
We're going in, we're going in
What you doing?
Get demo, get demo
That's your 5 armor too
Oh, I can't buy it
There we go.
I think we're going to go in the middle now.
I got a guy.
Guys, I don't feel too good. I don't feel too good.
I'm refilling my best.
Jesus Christ, how'd you get that?
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god.
You're on!
Into the building, towards the building!
The tree, the tree!
I don't know
I don't know
I got touch grenades
Oh my god
Guys I'm fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked
I'm so fucked
He's puking me
EHH
Oh my god guys, I'm gonna die
I can't, I'm just gonna find a place to heal for two damn seconds
I can't find one
Help me, wait, help me!
Hey, hold on, I'm doing, I'm doing things!
Put your hand!
Oh, hold on!
Okay, they're on you.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna be gone, I'm gonna be gone!
I'm gonna go!
Oh, no!
Oh, he's a serious hit!
Oh, we're trying to get in there!
What is on me?
That's much, that's much, that's much, that's much!
Oh my god!
I got a healer! I got a healer!
Oh god! Oh god!
I love you!
Baby healing!
I think we did it!
We're the winners!
Oh!
We're the winners!
What's inside?
What was that? The warmup?
I just got a code.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
the warmup. I don't know what the reaction is. Oh, I need two more heels. Oh, yeah,
there's a very big man here. We have two more countermeasures. This weapon damage
against mutants. These days players deal with mutants when using some rifles and
Let me see this
He's no more dirty as mutants. He's a weapon. They were to get you
What
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
My games
What's the next thing? What's the next detective?
Magic me this year here. I feel the red thing. Oh, no, no, we have to get the code books. We have to go
Okay, okay
I'm just looking for them. Yeah, there's gonna be a little book. I'll shut the car around. Yeah
I'm looking for them. How many books do we need? It depends. It depends.
Let me look. Let me look. Let me look at the...
I don't know what you're talking about. You have to open the code books and read them to me.
Do you have FH and C on the code books?
FHC, FHC.
What's your code book look like? F it, no.
No, none of them
Is that FH or see
Okay, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Okay, so six something seven we see do you see?
Wait, it's F
Wait, F is what?
Oh my god, I got it. Don't worry.
Five?
No, wait. What was that for again?
I don't remember what I said.
Oh my god.
Oh, not wait.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Oh, nice.
We go the crazy thing now, the crazy thing.
It's still not ten minute time.
I'll leave you plenty of time.
We can check.
We can check.
Wait, is this not where it is?
Super red thing do that
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm accepting it
Acceptance L dash s shop countering plus two zombie samples
your weapons and prepare for combat.
Go for it, boys, go for it, boys.
For the shop counter, collect two zombie samples.
I'll go the other way.
There's a lot of guys here.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Follow me boys, quickly.
I think you just have to do a whole circle.
As we get back to the other side
We never leave you. Hope you would never leave me. I'll be never gonna leave you
I'll be there never gonna give you up. I'm gonna let you down
You know my fucking god, oh my god
I
Oh my god!
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Fall back!
Okay. Alright.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You
In this room to do you kind of
You're you two more I'm one more one more
Oh god. I have no ammo. I have no ammo. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. It's completely
bad. This is very, very bad. That's not good. That's very, that's very bad. They're
starting to believe. Yes, we have a hundred. That's the point. We can, we can set the
Okay, that's a lot of zombies. That's a lot of zombies. Yeah, that's a lot of zombies we go you to go outside and buy ammo
Hey, the other ship was in the store. Wait
Hold on wait grabbing the sample. I'm grabbing the sample. There's what was to work. Where is it?
Wasn't it right here, I got one here. I got one right there, but I don't know what the other one is
It's really bad. It's really bad.
Oh no.
It's, it's really, it's, oh I'm so bad.
I'm so bad. I'm so bad.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking die.
I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die.
I'm gonna fucking die.
I don't think we were ready for this.
Oh my god.
We're fine, we're fine.
At least we're fine.
I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be fine.
This is our negotiable.
I'm gonna crawl outside.
At least you'll be fine. We're all fine.
Peanut, please do not come inside.
There's a zombie.
At least you'll be fine.
I'm gonna crawl outside.
At least you'll be fine.
Because I've got a plan.
I've been cooking up a plan.
You don't have to worry guys.
I'm telling you do not want to come.
Pop a peanut.
It's very very bad
Zombies are coming towards you
Do we got you we hope he's got a pain
We go up on each other
He's walking backwards
You know
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god!
The Molly saved you, the Molly saved you!
It did.
Living on the water.
She does Corrid!
Did you crawl over here this way?
This way.
We gotta go away from zombies.
We have a big party.
I need a sip of water.
I need a sip of water.
Peanut! There's no time for a sip of water!
I need a quick sip of water.
quick shit boy
Just a quick shit
Okay, all right, it's a big guy, is a big guy still there?
Right here, right here
He's staring at us
We got, we got, we got, we got you
I'm right there, just a second
I'll be right there, I'll be right there
Oh fuck!
Oh guys, it's over
I got a jumping guy and another big guy
I'm not even joking, it's over
each other forever
fucking die!
you got under control
uhhhh
oh my god
where's the juby eye at?
where's the juby eye at?
where's the fake?
where's the fake?
where's the fake?
move!
move!
fucking move!
move your fat body!
move your fat body!
move your fat body!
we're blocking them
wait this is tech
we're saving you
hold the line!
hold the line hold the line oh my god he's sneaking through he's sneaking through I'm
trying to put up trying to push it back I'm trying to push it back being a oh
OH NO!
OH NO!
NOOO!
WHAAAAAT?
I just pulled the line.
Darn it!
That was excellent work out there, boys. That was excellent work.
You held that line.
I don't know how you do that. The guns at that point in the game just do nothing.
Fucking crazy. Maybe we gotta like I don't know we gotta get the guns and then we had to do the other missions and buy
Hella perks
Perks make you deal more damage and I had one that we bought it made you not die
Like if you took fatal damage, you don't die. I had that one too. What?
Yeah
So I think we got to get the guns we hit all the guns then we hit the all the missions around it
and then we buy perks.
I mean, we need to hit the pack a bunch.
Is it in the pack?
Well, maybe there is.
Another idea is to not buy grenades.
Maybe all the free grenades I'm getting that cost you a dollar is to be used.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, the free grenades.
The free grenades, that's what we were wrong.
That's what...
Wait, you were using the free grenades?
That's where we went wrong.
That's where we went wrong.
Yes, yes.
Guys, that's my fault.
That's my fault, guys. I'm sorry. That's my fault.
That's my fault.
What a contribution to the team.
We didn't accept a gun reward that we did
for a mission.
What did you do, bud?
I activated a gun mission.
Yeah.
I did it and never went and got the gun
No, I got the gun. I got another chest. Yeah, I got the gun too.
We just have to get a board guys. I'll do at least the top 100.
Probably not.
Let me see.
Not on leaderboard.
No, we're trashed.
Oh, I don't think you're good.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh.
Wait.
Wait.
Well, how are we not in the top 100?
Because there's better people than us, P-9.
No, there isn't.
Yes, there is.
No, there isn't.
If you would stop fucking around
and lock in, maybe we could be.
I was dying.
I was, I,
Are you kidding me?
Last five minutes, that was me running around
and you guys were looking on the ground for pennies.
You mean dying, not dialed.
I'm dialed.
I was dialed.
Get me back in there.
Get me back in there.
Guys, guys, guys, there has to be a way
to make it so our guns actually do damage.
So just think for a second.
How do we make our guns do damage?
By hitting our shots.
I can get all my shots.
How do you do that when you have no arms?
I never miss.
I never miss it called repeated never miss there has to be some of them like up in a super weapon that we have to get like a laser
But you don't have any lasers in the map
I don't know there has to be something crazy that we can get
We need our last score though we did we almost doubled it the Reagan
Hmm
Have you asked the zombies to leave where there's red guns guns that are
Brack with the red guns red guns that's what you need guys
I'm tell you so let's skip all of the other objectives and just do gun quests until we have
Okay, all right hop in guys hop in hop in
I've been waiting for a click.
Okay, hop in guys, hop in.
Try not to throw this time, landmark.
Okay.
Okay.
As long as landmark doesn't throw, we will be in the top 100 easily.
There's a skill tree.
As long as you don't use those fucking free grenades.
That's gotta be the problem, 100%.
100%, 100%.
It's the free grenades that are taking up all our money.
I
Your goal for this operation is to earn as many merits as possible
Complete it so we can have respect to these great units to earn merits
Attention operator
You can use zombie tokens at the field merchant to purchase supplies and zombie countermeasures. This will boost your combat power
You said the question
The batteries
Identity you can hordes detected reload your weapon care for combat
Okay
I'm going to destroy the college of facility.
Oh, it isn't this boys out of your time.
Oh, oh, nice to, oh, jeez Louise, you're out of ammo?
Yeah, we got, you're out of your, oh, jeez Louise, you're out of your, oh, jeez
Louise, you're out of your, oh, jeez Louise, you're out of your, oh, jeez
Louise.
Oh
It's brother Barry's in
What she means what she means all the batteries in
Genji
Oh my gosh
extermination
Headshot peanut then head to the head shine and claim powerful weapons from threat level increased
Had her in Tommy's have been detected check your head judge
Not these guys later on yeah
I'm pretty good to the big guys
This one won't that's not certainly help
57 now the 57 or midi 14
I
Was head now we have to this got the here right to it right to it don't know dilly dally landmark
I'll tell you
Mr.. Dilly dally I got raygun chill chill chill chill
I'll tell you what
Get ready for me to tell you what landmark it's I'm about no I'm waiting
Won't be waiting for long cuz I'm about a
Get ready for this one makes you sit down
You're not gonna like this. I'm ready. Oh, you better be ready. I'm gonna let you know
Okay, let me know. Oh
You're not ready for this
You know, I'll tell you later
Okay
We can reach a compromise it both of us can agree
I'm head right to the shoulder
The gun thing
before we went for the worst.
Where are my perks?
I'm buying perks, I'm buying perks, I'm buying perks.
I'll be in perks later.
I think I'll see the same price anyways.
We don't have time for perks.
Little bit of healing, little bit of healing.
GOOOOO!
Go on over yonder
You arrived there by this far service
He's five seven is it is nice
It's got a little pepper and stab your time. I'm gonna be like
Hello one two
I
Oh
Yeah
A
If you bookish doubt, you put us out.
What for 45?
What's that mean by two?
I've got five. One more. One more.
Oh, oh, the shock of reload is insane.
Guys, I'm out of ammo. I've got my ammo.
I'm here at the last one, then we'll leave the weapon.
Go, go, go!
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
I don't know if we're under it.
He took the key?
My god
Oh my god guys, I got fucked. I got absolutely screwed
I don't even find take one these right take one of these
You have to get rid of the five seven. Well, no, I ain't just back out. It's a mini 14 the S-shape 58 and oh
Mm-hmm. Oh, I got that eagle. Wait, but it's a white gun. I'm gonna take the mini fucking
Here we go. I think it's available with it. I got a fuck too. I think I got fucked too
All right now we head to
Um, yeah, I see more gun ones on the map
No, there's definitely because remember in that one big building with there was one there's not anymore on the map
I don't think we're high enough threat level maybe
Yeah, we're threat level. Yeah, that's you. Let's you let's you this one over here
It's like random quads and then that'll probably make another one pop up
Okay
Operator
Reload your weapons and prepare for combat
Oh, there's a big guy on me. Oh, I'm
Oh, this shotgun is not
No, the pump shotgun
I will have this food. I will have this food. Use your butt to my palate.
Take a look around. Prices are...
What are you doing?
Yeah!
I have the underage.
Oh.
Oh
And it I'm gonna get some frequent aids that we lose
Wait, it's because I didn't take the free guy
If you thought we should do this other who's a doozy
How do you take how do you take it quite so not without reading on the right side with the sliding thing?
Which is two guys hanging around?
Why do I want to investigate this?
Just two guys hanging around
Just having a good time
Are there more calendar measures?
You're only going to be by two of them
Huh?
You're only going to be by two of them
Oh, just, oh, it's just three guys hanging around
What?
Oh, I might be on a buy one
We're limited and I haven't had a buy?
I
Biohazard eliminated here. We all those easy question now claim the supplies from the loot crate
Operate you mind moving your fat
continues to rise the field merchant has
Stuff okay, so we have to we have to do a mix of both missions. That's it. Well, that was a really easy one
So now we just go to that wine
Probably
I'm not gonna do that anymore.
Increase the damage or increase the damage.
Either way you're a serial killer, either way you're a serial killer, please don't kill
my family.
I don't think there's other guys here.
I don't think there's other guys in this thing.
There might be other guys in the non-indulgence mode.
They both got a sidewalk.
There's both of them, so they're at level 3.
I'm about to be the next god thing.
Is that defeated?
I don't know, either one is good.
I just picked a gun one.
Go, go, go!
Is that what you're doing here?
There's both of those bags.
I've come up with the honey mustard.
Pizza rolls as I was...
It was ranch like a normal bread set.
those people are we eat pizza rolls without a monster you look at this is
the guy that's eating pizza rolls but you got played
unknown signal detected operate track the signal source
activation based on the m2.
Holy shat good.
Ow.
Oh God!
Stay there!
Oh!
Goody goody good!
Goody good!
Oh!
What?
I was able to do the Hoosie-Doozie at the plane!
Too many heads of gentlemen, too many heads of gentlemen!
Far too many hits, we're getting too many.
Get it!
I'm going back for it!
We're going to be strategic!
They've been buying all the perks, it's helping.
They actually kill them so much faster.
fast. Are you in the car or the
painting?
God! I have no more. I don't know.
The last thing to do is to shake.
And then we'll switch weapons.
Extermination complete. Here we go.
All right. Which I think we're making
great time right now. This is
genuinely like, why do we have
We are rising and stronger
The perks are so good SMG's why I should be she got a perk for SMG damage
I got a gold perk. Would that just be you though?
No, it's it's everyone's old all the perks are shared. How do you know that?
Because it says like the whole team it says it. Oh, I got a shotgun that denied or odd
Vector some shingham
What if it's up for me?
It's for you
Are you sure we should purchase it? Yeah, okay
You better not be figuring my whole landmines for the team and I literally says well you would like that
I got a bad perk by myself a nice perk reduced weapon recoil these are the damage
Players deal to mutants when using sub machine guns and shotguns. Yeah. Do that. Do that. Do that. What are you guys?
Yeah, should we hit this mission? I think we have to just do everything basically.
Maybe got you everything.
Like we have to do the more missions we do the like more stuff we get from the vendors and the higher threat level
I think gives us better guns and whatnot. Operator. All right. Okay. Okay. Let's move to the next one.
South side of the outdoor exhibition area. Oh, team boys. I think this is the right. I think this is the right right here.
I'm right, Joey. I think we're gonna need the big one.
Prepare for combat.
Are you supposed to be a big guy up here?
Go out and be careful.
Careful, careful, careful!
Oh, yeah, this does so much fucking damage.
Fuck it!
Get back!
Ah!
Hey, that's fucking it!
Hey, that's fucking it!
Hope you catch it! Hope you catch it!
Alright, there's a healing bomb.
Healing bomb right here.
Okay, take it!
Hold the line!
Hold the line!
You're in, you're in!
with that
How many of those you get
You buy I think you can replenish
If you use that without being literally clear whole life things are yeah, I can replenish my healing with that with the trader to
You have to buy a ton of those I got the good age. I'll be when you throw one. I'm just doing the middle
Let's go!
Oh, no!
New technology, new technology!
Not enough.
Guys, just imagine.
That's looking to clear out all the small guys
every time we do anything.
Operator.
Now playing the supplies.
I'm thinking watch out.
Okay.
Very good.
I bought the move, I bought the move.
And we got a question.
Now we have to go here.
Get to the next weapon one.
The one on top.
You guys just see me down below because the question to the left with the boogers.
Is it a bug?
Wait, did we just do a gun one or no?
No, it was a regular one.
Okay.
Now I'm gonna go activate this.
You guys head over there.
I can't mark it, but to the left where those boogers are.
Is it a bug?
Okay.
All of you wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Mr. Pepe, big boogers.
One good man, good man.
He changed your mind, what?
And Mr. Woodson, Mr. Matty, 12 members,
why is it wood, good, bad, good, oh, man!
Thank you, my boy.
Receive to the second floor of the terminal
and check the situation on the south side of the airport.
High-density mutant force to check in later.
Reload your weapons.
We're back down the stairs.
I'll be with you later.
You want my needs?
Oh, wait, shit, I have to go all the way up there.
I'm gonna need it.
Go back, go back!
Do I have regular needs as well?
It's going to be on the branch.
Save those save those they're good
Well wobble combo with your like monkey bomb thing
Yeah, we're gonna need one of those monkey bombs right here what I actually did
Okay
You guys in position
You could do it
I do operator
All right, I'm moving down. Oh, no, we don't come up here. We don't come again
What if I just stand I need a step
I could use it during STEM.
Oh, it'll something something.
All right, let's have some.
We get into here.
Here we go, here we go.
Trying to kill a couple of boogers.
All right, all right, all right.
I'll write down to you right now.
you right now with the monkey mom oh yes oh my god all right all right let's
until they get a little bit closer.
I don't mean to throw another,
but why is it throwing more bullets?
Come on, James!
Oh my God, that is nice.
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
No, I'm having boys!
I'm trying to throw the other one.
Oh, no, we should save him.
We should save him.
He's so easy for the group, he's a small guy.
No, I'm trying to throw the other one.
Oh, gee, if I can't throw the other one.
No, I'm having boys!
I'm trying to throw the other one.
how is his mother fucker not
I got four of them five of them you buy one yep extermination complete oh search
the loot good one keep and head to the locked room right all right all right
Alright, alright, alright
Don't forget your box of goodies
There's the different color of the guns make it more powerful just more attack me out. Yeah, I'm assuming
You're a gold gun?
Yeah but gold shotguns.
Yeah but the dragon's breath.
Got it!
I didn't get an SMG or anything about blue.
I just skidded.
I did get a vector.
You give me more gun quests?
Not on a skidbook.
No but we could do.
Wait we don't even have the red quest yet guys!
We gotta go back out.
I don't want to do more of these.
We go back here, we should get the shops, do we have money, how much money do
we have?
That's my more perks who you might have screwed ourself. I leave you all the way back around the map
Let's be king go this way. No we go this way. It's a big circle. I think your normally is
Just staining
We didn't see glee
It looks like you got a spike of ammo it uses
Finally a living breathing person for some exciting deals. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get more of those kind of messages
I got three uses damage up my mutants increase basic speed or reduces damage about down my mutants
I don't know this is a really good players deal to mutants when using some machine guns and
shotguns.
Oh my god.
It's a gold one.
It's a gold one.
This is a gold one.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
we do this one and we all use SMGs. Yeah, and chocolates. Yeah.
I'm going to get a red assault rifle.
I can't wait. I can't wait to get a red egg up.
Prices are negotiable.
Here we go. A little bit of healing.
I'm eating this thing. A little bit more healing.
I'm healing! I'm healing! Good old war!
Jackets!
Oh my god, that's not working.
Use the water.
And boost you.
The cover on the walls!
I got double smoothed!
I got apple towered!
I got apple towered!
I saw the lake.
You?
You let me on fire, you jaggers!
Do you have the bombs?
Do you have the things?
Throw them!
Throw them!
Oh, I got good on!
I got good on!
I got good on!
I got good on!
It's moving! It's moving!
Gaby!
Gaby!
I thought they were a little long.
You're doing really nice.
Good work, team.
There we go.
All right.
Excellent.
We're doing pretty good.
Amazing job, everyone.
Amazing job.
Very, very nice.
We got to get more powerful agents.
We barely won that.
Yeah, yeah, that was rough.
That was rough.
Yeah, how many dollars do we have?
I got third nine.
That's me and you weapon.
Me and you weapon.
Me and you weapon.
Are you keeping those stun grenades?
They're good.
They're the big guys that stuns them and they can't move.
If they're charging at you, you can throw it out of them.
Bam.
Bam?
Bam.
Just like that. Bam?
Just like that. Bam.
Holy crap.
Hold on. You gotta be capped and dead arm. I am wait to be the quest here cuz this thing is here
We feel a quest
Yeah, give us all safe gun new shit
We're the shop that we didn't buy from yeah
We're gun gun quest gun quest
Get the ammo peanut we what ammo what wait?
Ammo was amulet
Huh, we say get the ammo we just need to get some ammo
Thanks, I'm more from this
Gun quest up here. I guess whatever. I'll complete the animal right now. Yeah, there's a shop right
Reload your weapons
There's a weapon quest right there! There's two weapon quests! Look at that, boys!
Oh, very nice. Very nice.
Open accessory!
Yeah, more than aids, more than aids, more than aids.
I think this one's gonna be killing boogers.
Aren't you just hanging back and you should kill them all.
Should I get the mission?
Mission's done, mission's done.
We gotta kill the boogers.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Oh my god, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Oh I forgot, I forgot.
We are the ammo, we are the ammo.
We can just do one of our things that we can all get able yeah
Oh, I think that the control guys. I think that the control. I think that the control. Don't worry guys
Please I don't know at least I don't know what we're by. Oh my god
I'm all gone. I'm all the fucking line out. Oh, it beat his ass. I'm a grenade. I'm you guys. No, I'll be back. Oh
My god, I got one of those jumpers on me. I got one of the fucking jumpers on me
There's a little girl
I got one boxed.
Cover zombie, cover zombie, I'm going for cheeky.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh no, oh no, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
oh my god who started this quest before we are ready
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Thank you, thank you.
There's something old that's easy behind me, you'll only be able to sit behind me, right?
Don't worry, I just have the big guy. The big people are coming. It's okay, just get him up.
Yep, yep, yep!
Holy shit!
She wants you and McDonald's muck-fingin' midnight with you!
That's one of the most intimate things you can do with this.
I don't know if our relationship is ready to go to that level.
Eeeeeee!
Tell him I love or him knows no bounds.
Oh, this is not good.
Tell him if I was Daisy Treen, he could sit under me for shade.
Not in summer day.
Look at that, brother.
Look at all fuck.
Wow, I'm getting some good stuff.
Oh fuck.
Back to more ammo.
Oh I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
Don't die, leave my cuckoos, we're too fast.
Oh my gosh.
No dude die.
That's a really good grade.
What? I did. I didn't get more because I didn't go to the vendors.
Oh no. I don't know why you didn't go to the vendors.
That's not very strategic doesn't has not made it easy to get a better track player track player that is
Do we all handle him stand back no I'm having a party with these
We're having a little shindig over here, don't worry
right you're pretty good over here I'm doing great imagine shooting a man at the
last bullet and he stands there I'm phased so I'm unable again I'm real quick
I'm rolling a gun. They're both gold and
There's so many splinters
A rare guest take a look around. We're pretty negotiable. Oh
I got another gold one, but it's carbines and marksman's
as the other one's just so garbage I'm just gonna show you garbage
there's a big guy coming at us where oh he all looks too big hey pushy pull up
with under his armpit let's take it
I
Jump around me. I got jump Robbie
Retreat retreat. Oh my god
Yeah
What's this big guy over here?
He helped me.
He helped me.
Please, please.
Please, please.
Oh my gosh, I killed him.
Oh!
Hutch just killed me.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Where the fuck did he come from?
I killed you.
I killed me too!
Dude.
Damn it!
just appeared right out of the big guy's body I was I was turning the corner and
he's a old line deck me right outside the gate on the tarmac
well at least we got we at least we beat our personal back score that's that's
something actually that's something we didn't go into the middle but
for not buying from the trade.
100% I was just about to say it.
I want to make you for your braveness.
I think it was Jenny fault for not buying from the trade
before we did that quest.
If she was ready for the battle,
if you were ready for the battle,
we would have been fine.
100% and we would have been fine if you were like it.
100%.
Your lack of preparation sold out the entire team.
Exactly, exactly.
The entire team sold out.
I was just about to say the same thing.
They think it's a braveness.
And like, Jenny, through the game, I think on purpose,
I think she's working for the Russians, the communists.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you noticed it may mark, but before that last,
before that last round started under her breath, Gigi goes, glory to Vladimir.
Gigi, we said, are you ready?
We're about to start the question.
Make sure you bought all your grenades and everything that you need for
this current battle.
And you said, yep, I'm ready.
And then you weren't ready.
That's exactly what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
I heard you was an outlet.
That's what I call it, right?
Hey, I need to go to the trader.
I have no ammo, and then it just happenedly, like, you know,
they snark at me.
That's not how I remember it, no.
No.
I remember Jinzy going, Glory to Vladimir Putin.
I'm not going to buy ammo for this next mission.
I believe verbatim what she said.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Mm-hmm.
He got the Hs on the T.
I didn't know we were playing with the KGB over here.
Yeah.
KGB agent over here.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Comrade, comrade, comrade.
Yeah, comrade.
Bitch, you're stuck up on that one before the mission.
Oh, man, I have all of my grenades.
Oh, duh.
All right, boys, I think that's it for me.
I think that's it for me, boys.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's it for me.
Are we all doing the thing on Friday?
Was it Friday?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're all doing the tournament on Friday, yeah.
Is it the three of us and someone else?
It's not through. I don't think it's us.
I don't know. It's me and it's me and Mr.
Nutt. I have a different team.
We know the squad.
They know the squad.
Oh, my teammates are actually pretty good.
So you guys are going to get shit on.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Also, Lin, can you do the closing sponsor stuff?
I'd like to just have some.
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Thank you
Boys boys we're going into the second half of the stream second half of this beam
part two
Part two that that's a part one and I've been seen a lot of you guys saying that coaxie is actually still online
I was I kind of already guessed that he would ditch us flake on us
But I'm getting whether you still alive so I'm gonna give him a quick jingle.
You're not alive now boys, you're still alive now?
Are you serious?
Did he actually just get up?
I'm telling you guys, I think Kloaksy might be the person I hate most in this world.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
He could eat my butt.
He could eat my butt.
We're playing with gimmick.
We're playing with Mr.
Gimmick.
Guys, I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you boys, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, we're gonna go play War Nights.
When you keep the small, the team in like two or three or something, and then you do the streamer mode,
anonymous mode, and you do invisible, you evade all streamers, you can sneak around the map,
you can play all covert and stuff, it's fantastic.
It is fantastic. Let me see if Mr. Lemon is still right there as well.
Mm-hmm
It was miss it wait, it's busy gimmick still screaming we put the gimmick out. Oh, yeah, he is
Let me pull him up. Let me pull him up
No, all right, everything's breaking in front of me fantastic missed it. Oh
Oh
Call me at a bad time come at a bad time wish I'm at a bad time right there
Here we go
Oh
Like my ancestors I'm coming
He's coming boys, he's coming
She is dead with teeth
I'm going to die in glory
I try not to get too spits with him while that spots the stickers load on boys
You don't want to say anything crazy
You don't want to say anything crazy
We do well, let me swap clear run
Let me swap, let me swap my stream down
I'm just dying in glory here
Let's die in glory
Oh, this is it.
Hold on.
Uh, wait.
This is my moment.
What?
No, it's my.
Wait.
Here we go.
I don't know.
Let me see my scene talent.
Give me one moment, boys.
One moment.
OK.
Is that all right?
All right.
Oh, my god.
OK.
It is a slow approach again.
B. All right. Back to do the Wednesdays. Here we go. I see you. He's flopping over the war dogs.
Yeah, that's also industry. There we go.
towards you right now it's one moment boys one moment there's two of them
sightings
here we go is John in there too?
do you mean do you got a voice yeah here coconut voice too
the edge of the roof on your side um the whole gigs together
guys you might just be able to find them let me see there's a discord or
something
why was coconut where would i get that guns
Get up there.
Oh, are you doing a secret discord twice?
Hmm, I'm doing a secret discord.
Oh, sounds like death, design, and cocoa.
Wait, that's John and Coco, is that not John and Coco?
You guys might use this to see me.
I wish you all the biggest blessings
that I can possibly give you.
Wait, that's John and Coco, that's definitely John.
That's definitely design.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
That's John.
You can tell by the way he sounds like a moron.
Peanut is done with ABI.
We joined the nut.
Welcome in, Mr. Gimmick. Welcome in, good chair.
How did...
What's it called?
Andrew's Breakout.
It's Andrew's Basement.
He's in my...
Andrew's Basement in my ass.
Initiative?
Initiative.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Well, I'm sure it was all easy work. Oh, it was it was easy work. Let me tell you we made light work
We made light work of all those zombies light work. You know, we actually um
Not the brag not to brag give it but
We're in the top 100
Yeah, I didn't listen out of how many out of well 100 that's that's how many are in the top 100
I didn't want to say anything my bungalow is recommended. I didn't tell you because we knew you'd be jealous
But
Yeah, we're in the top we're the top 100
Top 10 now it really top 10. Oh wow
Now you know major ship
Not a major
Yeah, give it when you when you know when the when the FPS gamer of the year plays a game
It's it's just it's inevitable. Yeah, it's inevitable. It's something like that might happen
Just wanted to share the news with you also by the way, uh, I I know if four is quite a bit
But we can grab Cocoa and John if you want
I'm down we'd be stripping that poor team apart, but yeah, it was the way who's on the tee
It's Coco John J. Dilla design and designs friend. Oh that team is huge. Fuck them.
Ram John and coconut. I know four is a bit much. I was planning on three, but you know
what? Fuck them. Get them on over. Get them on over. Get them on over. Get them on over.
Sit out the invite so I don't get any of the backlash. I would take all the backlash.
I would take all the backlash. Let me text them right now. Let me text them right
now. Okay, I'm texting John. Leave your friends behind. Abandoned them to die. Go home, GI.
You cannot win. Please join me and gimmick immediately for a lovely session of Powerball.
Powerball
There we go, okay, I was in I
Show you now I'm gonna copy that message to coconut you think it's personalized, but it's really not it's just copy and paste
Here we go. Okay
Actually, I don't think that would work on coconut. I don't think
What what his guy the one thing go home GI?
I want to hit like a career.
Yeah, who do we face me?
What was that from?
I've never heard that.
I'm not sure what we're talking about.
Wait, hold on.
No, wait, that's Vietnam.
Vietnam, no, okay.
Oh, Vietnam.
Yeah, come back.
No, okay, come back.
It's not Vietnamese.
No, no, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Is that what they shot it?
Like in the jungle?
You've never heard that before yet? There was a huge loudspeakers, and there was this like
Asian lady and she would go go home GI you cannot win your leadership has abandoned you and I think what it was supposed to do
Was make us all horny and then we just start fucking and now we wouldn't be focused on the world
We'd be focused on who our lover was and it'd be the be our brother in the trenches with us
And that was kind of like the gay bomb the gay bomb
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was real. That's a real thing. I know you told me about the game
I actually spent tax taxpayer dollars researching how to make a gay bomb. You know what? Yeah, I'm glad my tax dollars went to the gay
Bomb. I'm glad you know what? If only it worked, you know? If only it worked. If only it worked.
Oh no, don't just throw it out. Nobody wants a nuke because like a nuke could, you know, start World War three mutually
sure destruction imagine the gay bomb worse than a nuke i mean yeah dude what if
i was everybody turns gay and we're the last generation or i guess we could do it
like uh it all be like like you'd like you have to get an appointment at like a
medical facility to like be uh inseminated artificially i guess we
could do it that way well hold on what if we drop like the gay bomb on zeezing
ping and instead of giving his military soldier's armor he gave him like fuzzy
sweaters. I mean that might have a reverse effect though. Imagine being an
American going looking down your your scope and seeing a bunch of dudes in like
absolutely fabulous leather jackets. Fabulous. I mean the way they move.
The enemy is fabulous! Oh my god dude could you even pull the trigger? I couldn't.
Did you even pull the trigger?
I couldn't, I wanna mess up that drip!
Is Unison singing a Broadway song?
I couldn't mess up their drip like that, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, they'd be so drippy!
There, that, I'm just gonna show it.
Go home, GI.
Go home, GI!
Dude, John, we were just talking,
we were just talking, let me ask you a question.
Do you think if we dropped the gay bomb
on Zeezing Pink and had him turned gay
and then he gave his military guys
fuzzy sweaters instead of armor?
Would that be a benefit or a negative?
Like if it was me personally on the battlefield and I see a guy with a fuzzy,
fuzzy pink sweater,
but you're not hesitating, aren't you?
I'm hesitating and getting a little turned on.
So it's, it's grown the whole game.
What if I'm getting, dude? Yeah. What if I go, oh my God, guys,
I thought that we just start making out.
Imagine you're at the fob, you're spending the night at the fob,
warming up your MRE and then in the distance.
You hear a unified Broadway song oh my gosh
What if it's just a bunch of guys out there and fuzzy sweaters and they're doing the thrill it
Big spotlight comes on the helicopter
Tony Danza take me away back to your farm I
I couldn't shoot. I can't.
I can't shoot. I can't shoot.
You don't need to answer.
You start shaking. What are we doing?
How can I, how can we, how
how can we be against this
unified Broadway song? They're probably all in
step. They're, they're foot steps are
lined every once while they do a
little twist all together.
Oh.
Like, super nice swimming.
This was gonna be my last game.
It was gonna be my last game.
Now it's not your last game, so now it's not.
Now it's not.
I am on blue team and it's going just as well as you think for blue team.
One guy is checking out these tents back at our base.
Got to make sure they're in tip top shape.
Oh, there he is, speaker the devil.
Welcome in, Mr. Coco, welcome in.
Hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello sir. Oh long time. Who's your coconut?
You Coco
Yeah, they're good good house the family they all died oh good good
That's why I didn't react when you asked that question because I already knew what happened
I ran him over with a Brinkstruck and then put it in reverse and did it again.
This is the love of the game.
I don't know.
I need to get rid of this thing.
Dude, I'm locked in. I need to get out of the supplier.
I'm dude, guys. I am on. I've unlocked the old gimmick.
The old gimmick is back.
War Doctors has unlocked the old gimmick.
I am spread for gimmicks.
I haven't played a real actual shooter in so long.
Back when he was racist.
He let dude.
He's back.
Prove it, prove it.
Only against a very specific, there's only like 100 of them left.
They live in like Northern Germany in the mountains.
Very specific, technically racist, but very specific.
So it's like not that big of a deal.
Oh, that should be fine.
That should be fine.
That should be fine.
hate this very specific group of like a hundred people in the
probably don't even think but yeah I've never even met one of them nor do I
think the people in Liechtenstein Liechtensteinians yeah oh my gosh dude I
could get behind that I can get behind that I get behind you with a move in a
hot you know what I used to call them of course I love them now but in my past
like I'm going to listen to yours of course I can't say it I mean I can't
It's not that big movement against the insinuans. Oh, wow was that a time?
I'm okay guys hide your speeds make sure I'm not as good as your foot on point
Precinct you mom what we say to my boss
But these poor blind peanuts, I'm your dad.
We got you, we got you.
John.
Yeah.
John!
What?
Do you have an anonymous mode and street mode on?
Yeah.
Are you appearing invisible?
Yes.
Do you have an anonymous mode and street mode on?
Mm-hmm.
Are you appearing invisible?
Yeah.
You have a novice mode and she won't know yep. Are you pretty invisible?
Yep. Now here's the thing guys whenever we get to the game
You will not unhide your screen you will press escape and click the two eyeballs on the right that hide the server code
And the server ID then and only that will you unhide your screen boys?
understand
Okay, it's complicated. I don't get it. Don't worry puppies could take care you miss your cook
I know you're going to take in.
I'll get it.
Yeah, West real for I've.
That's that's that's that's a doing.
Not enough.
I'm joining.
OK, I'm joining one.
Maybe I never know.
You never know if I'm joining.
I mean, allegedly, I'm joining one right now.
You know what's funny?
What?
The reason I joined was because you said switch up
and leave all your day once.
Hell yeah! I do that, we kid, Jeff!
Got the guy!
I told them that I had...
I knew exactly when I was leaving. They all knew.
Leak the server and I drop a hundred.
I defected, G.I.
I defected.
Oh god!
Oh no!
Yeah, I guess are you...
Are you... are you...
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Are you in the greedy too?
I'm T.
No, not yet.
Is that you?
Are you in the greedy?
Yeah, I'm in your squad give me. Are you with me deep?
Hmm. Sorry. I'm still give me sec. Okay, let me do I was finishing up my burrito there
Yeah
X go give it to you fuck babe for you to get it on your own X go deliver to you
Knock knock open up the door of this realm with a nice pop pop pop and stay in the still
Oh god, fucking, oh god, too fucking sick
No hard getting busy with it
I got to fuck this shit
And I make the mother fuck the one day if you get it, please
You're the only thing you can't say, you came out to play
Stay out my way, mother fucker
Fuck, you be gonna fall
If you be letting it pop, don't let it go
Yo!
It's gon' give it to ya!
It's gon' give it to ya!
It's gon' give it to ya!
It's gon' give it to ya!
EEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!
Hey, Spice and Breedoo, I'm sweating my nibbles. My nibblis.
Wait, I'm hiding the little doogies?
Yeah, I just hid it too. That's awesome that they added that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, that is the worst voice.
Unfortunately, boys, you're doing every game.
Yeah, that's not...
You get into the flow of it. You get into the flow of it.
Hey, guys, I'm in Gulf 1. Is everyone in Gulf 1?
Yeah, well, yeah, I'm cake. I'm cake. All right. I'm cake. I'm kiwi. I'm kiwi.
Kiwi's the best. By the way, guys, I think it's happened my account. You know how I ended
seriously with $137,000 because that that attack helicopter? Yeah. I logged on for
one little little sub-sub today and I bought one kid went into the field died came back
and I had $55,000. So unless I spend $87,000 on one kid, something happens. You accidentally
Click a helicopter.
You're a extra.
No, no.
I didn't go.
I didn't do anything.
No, I did nothing.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm in the same boat.
I mean, I wish I was like recording
so I could tell you what happened
and like the exact second it happened.
But I really don't know what happened
because I was just playing online.
I was recording nothing.
Damn.
Who's we there?
I, I only.
I lost 300,000.
One million.
I don't want to spend one million right now.
Oh, Mr. Hodge came up over to me
if I could take one good man.
Good, I'm mad.
Wait, how did you get a million, Kimmy?
And Mr. Dark Red Bull.
You're a monster.
Wait.
You're a monster.
Guys.
Guys.
I lied.
What?
I unlocked the level 3 helmet.
Now I remember where my money went down.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Fosnar!
Fosnar!
That was 75.
That was $75,000 now that I think about it
What happened?
I want a million. I got 120,000. All right. Well
We're all fucking poor
I'll buy you some kids if you bought them out, but you know
Within reason all right within reason
Give me some an asshole
Just said I'll buy you kids if you go poor. No
You know what deals off?
No, what?
Don't class warfare class warfare
Listen, I'm trying to share my wealth, you know, I'm trying well. I'm that's it. I'm joining Congress in the hundred XE my money
By about five times
And that's fine. I'm just really good trainer guys. Don't worry
I'm gonna out the phone to be Morgan and I'm gonna be on Congress for a little bit guys
It's nobody deal guys really really but but down with the rich as well
I'm thinking I'm gonna get a little beat home
Invairly hails. I'm just gonna get some little other three next to my other three other three homes
And I'll just have four four or five homes. It's like everybody else very normal
I have four or five homes like everybody and just like everybody else at four or five homes. It's very simple guys
It's very simple. This is very simple very simple. There's nothing to look into here nothing
You pop this bad boy open
When we do barrel tears boys tears
Never drinking again, I'm not next week John. Yeah, next week. You got next week
Never roll
who's T who's T I'm T well I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm June I'm playing
I'm playing I'm playing as a man that washes other men for money this game
I've been playing recon so you guys together you guys together we can
revive each other yeah surely you have a game after two weeks of being the
game right get to get the fuck away surely you're gonna have to live
I'm glad somebody's a gamer.
I don't have time.
After two weeks of playing the game, surely.
I don't have time.
I don't have time.
He has one for Stuart.
He cookin' that.
I don't have it.
Get away from me.
You're gonna get me killed.
Oh, Daddy, get your Daddy's wounds.
You go.
You go.
You go.
I want you to show me that bang yours, but you whip it out for me
Slapping off the desk in front of me show me you mean business
Let me see your wiener. Let me see your wiener. I gotta make sure you're not a communist scumbag
Give me your wiener. Show me your wiener right now. I gotta make sure you're not a communist
There's fuckin' not for kids to read, O'Cock!
O'Cock!
O'Cock!
Shit!
O'Cock!
There's someone right left by the way!
There's someone right left!
I think I saw someone jump in from a parachute!
They're coming! They're coming! They're coming!
Do not come! Do not come!
Eh!
The helicopter! Helicotter!
I don't know. I don't know. Come, come, come.
They're dying at the church, P. We gotta go back. We gotta go back.
Okay, you go back. I'll stay here and hide. Okay.
I'm here at the church. Yeah, probably. No, I'm here at the church. You're not probably
certain because I'm here and I can see that I'm here and I'm telling you that I'm here.
What's your secret name? Your code name? My secret name is Kiwi. I'm talking. I'm talking.
I always thought of you as a Kiwi. I'm talking. I'm talking. You should start
How do you talk like a Kiwi? You should start talking like a Kiwi.
Kiwis don't talk like Chinese, man.
He's not Chinese.
Oh, I'm Mr. Kiwi!
Mr. Kiwi!
I'm like a Kiwi.
Mr. Kiwi!
Are you Scottish?
Mr. Kiwi at your service!
How do you...
I'm not Scottish, man.
Holy Mike!
Mr. Kiwi at your service!
And all the Scots in war got your Scotland drinks over half. Mr. Kiwi lost those
He's behind us I think Mr. Kiwi
Mr Kiwi?
Mr Kiwi, tell me are we there?
Would you like to come to my country of New Zealand?
Oh, I'm a Kiwi.
Joe, Mr. Kiwi
We're going to do beautiful things together.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, my God, oh, God.
This guy is 84.
Oh, God, see, he pulled a fire alarm in a movie theater so you can watch alone.
It's a technique that nobody knows about.
Oh, God.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
I just
Make it to a wooden chair we get to a wooden chair statue. I'm a proud car
I'm ugly and I'm proud
I'm ugly and I'm proud
Guys right in front of me. We guys right very much right here. Okay, okay thinking about
Fuck you pal you're not sticking around me buddy
is that not the right time there's a car that doesn't belong guys do you have
easy for do you see oh my god look at this guy's backpack it's humongous no
no see for I'm checking I'm sure you'll shoot the driver and take his
truck and throw it on a clamp you dirty dog I'll go to the hot pan
I don't know who's in front of me. I'm
I need help right now I need help right now
you know right now I need help right now
I need help right now I need help right now
oh my god fucking run
go right now go back
I'm helping you
information I mean right on me right on me
we're across the board north west
west and then where the truck yeah I'm
sure the guy's a truck back up close
me if you can oh we got more landing
over here
Yes, you I see my series hurt. I'm moving it. Move it in
Fuck you pal got one got one
My god, you got a minute
Wait, are we outside the whole ass circle?
What we are and this is a tower over here
Cook is a tower over here, but there is not that
Mr. Aries bubble finds a boy good bad good. I'm bad
All of it all
He's harassing all right the boys guys you notice how little we get
I
Like oh
That's my grenades. I'm doing a flank so this will be one left
That's all working
That's guys guys guys guys. Can we just take a moment and see how little we're getting the same type right now? I
Know I told you what I told you it really works a full this method the method and the method really works
you do it correctly I'm telling you boys it's like we're playing the game normally and stuff
wait there should be one more there were three
uh I don't know I see it right here maybe he's gone oh dude there's a uh oh my god dude these
guys are you was the chatter saying the pizza presents on this guy if you get me the graphically
an accurate oh yeah I doesn't know what he's talking about just a robot doesn't
have a soul what are the hot some boys there's never soul doesn't have a heart
it is a no one it's okay my actions are fantastic dude there are so many meds
What the hell is happening wait these guys are geared to the team
You see any bad guys any bogeys
And we are quite far from the circle we might want to scoot doodle on over to the circle
I
Tent goes down you're gripping it. Yeah. Yeah, I bet your shit. Oh grippy. Actually
I
Could not imagine pegging John
He stops you halfway through it. He's like what the fuck let's go check out my model train collection down in my basement. Wait
It's a plane. Oh, sorry. Let me go take that. Let me go check
Let's go check out our my model plane collection down in my basement. Thank you. Yeah
But the fully to scale
He's the 135 midair refueller right on me right on like he's prone looking at my body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We look at your body or on your body. He's looking at my body
the way the way the way you're looking.
I don't know. I'm not.
Nice, nice, nice. Good kill.
Nice.
She was taking it.
Just a second, just a second.
We're getting shot from the north.
Be careful.
Got it.
Watch, watch, watch.
Be careful, be careful.
Oh, thank you.
I don't think these smokes are ours right here.
Yeah, you're probably right.
We're only one smoked.
Oh, I see the smokes that you're talking about.
Team A's down.
I'm going in!
I'm thinking we've got a little suspicious situation down here.
Very suspicious, this Criotty's house is one by one.
Sexy style.
One by one.
We did start the fire!
It was a...
We did start the fire!
We did start the fire!
It was a...
We did start the fire!
A Morgan Freeman, Taco Salad,
Joggle Bell, Burger King,
That's a lot of stuff.
Billinghouse with blood.
Three years old.
Five dead guys behind a black couch with a lady sitting in the middle.
George Washington.
I like to play yacht seats and type an epitole.
And some game of life.
I watch some shows on Netflix and then I watch the metalists too.
Read inside the fire.
Read inside the fire.
Read inside the fire.
Read inside the fire.
It was a weird murder!
I can't tell what happened to her!
It was a weird murder!
Yeah!
I screamed Sunday, took it on top!
I'm a Monty K. I'm a sheriff!
I'm a sheriff!
We didn't talk about it!
It was a weird murder!
It was a weird murder!
It was a weird murder!
It was a weird murder!
It was a weird murder!
Everyone's dead in our fog.
Every single person's dead in our fog.
We're here to shave the day.
We're here to shave the day
Okay, there goes that alley
All right the fog was we get everyone
Oh, she's not as clear here.
Oh, Pete's got your puppies got your-
Where they're at?
Oh!
I don't think there's any enemies here, boys.
I think it might have been two choppers and one of them got RPG'd and one went away.
Oh...
Your plan and your announcement went pretty well, huh, Pete?
Wait, what should I?
Your plan and your announcement and your discord went pretty well?
Yeah, it went pretty good.
Yeah.
We did that close, you guys!
I'm telling you if Satan came over and he's like I'm gonna see you in the head of this Glock 19 and
You just unless you have unless you can call a guy
He doesn't pick up and then you have to make plans with the guy and he doesn't show up
And then you have to not be able to talk to for a full week despite any attempts you get I
Would choose clumsy I would choose closey over any one on pain
I would choose Cloaksy over a guy that's in an uncontacted, uncontacted tribe without a cell phone.
That is a cop, and I know Cloaksy would be up to the challenge.
I would double down on that.
That sounds like he's got his very specific set of skills.
Yes, he's a specialist.
He is.
I think they sucked the circle, they sucked the circle.
Well, guys, he sucked the circle.
Yeah, they sucked it.
It sucked it's at this damn tower.
I see it, I see it.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, god!
And it's over.
And it's over.
you distract me you distracted me you distracted me I was covert tactical
strategic moving it on the enemy position and then I have the Joker come
up by me
I died because of you
oh sorry Michael Jackson I died because of you you were dicking around pal you
you're dicking around and now I've got a guy rubbing my nipples to get me back
I cannot believe this. Yeah, I love that shit.
Oh, thank you sir, thank you.
I listen, listen, listen, listen, we got a person there, we got a person there, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Go, go, go, go, go.
Barely even a...
Barely even a septic...
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
A charge!
It's all this dirty smoke, listen.
I
Proof smoke grenades a
Everybody watch out
No, we're not no, we're not only blue team guys in here. We're fine. Only blue team. Watch your mind you
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. I'm just reviving the guys. I'm just reviving the guys. We're fine over here. Blue team's fine. We're fine over here, guys.
You know, the insisters, we're fine over here, guys. No, it's also not P. It's also not P. We're also fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. It's not P. It is well.
We're also fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. It's not being as well
Well, it's not it's Alfred. I worked on it tg max
Little bit of packing
Yeah, I concur with that are you dumb thank you for saying that's a very brave of you
Get out of here!
No, it's not, it's, I told you already, it's Alfred from T.J. Maxx.
I like to knit and sew in my meantime.
And I've been watching the office for the first time.
I know I'm a little late, but I've been watching it in my meantime.
It's not, be that!
You said that one time, I'm coming over there, I'm gonna figure you butt hole!
There's a lady in this race.
Kill her.
Kill her now.
Oh my god.
I don't know if I'm able to pull over the door.
Do you have enough to pull over the door?
You can cheat it down?
Oh yeah, you can only cheat four mags.
Oh my god.
Only four mags and I'll have nothing.
This is there for somebody to open it.
Hey, blue team here, we forgot our keys, we seem to be let in, blue team.
Blue team here, open up.
Blue team, blue team here, we see you let in, blue team.
Blue team, just go ahead and let us in, we forgot our keys, blue team.
Blue team guys.
Hello, it's Mr. Blue here.
I'm actually blue's aunt, that's why you don't see me on the team.
My blue team's aunt.
Yes, this is the IRS. You've been served. You've been served papers. You needed a court for your child that you abandoned 22 years ago.
She did a DNA test and she found out that it was your child. Okay.
There's two of them. There's two of them. I'm dead. There's two of them. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Oh, I mean, just kidding. Wait, why'd you see that game?
Oh, no, wait, I got him. I got him.
I'm dead again I'm dead again
I got two of them
I got two of them
One more, one more, one more, one more
I have no ammo, you need to go to the door again
Oh my god
Oh yeah yeah
We own this fob. Oh wait, we own the fob. We can open the door
Yeah
Panda skills are not even joking. What?
I
Fuck it
Okay, I was reviving your teammate you dumbass I was reviving your teammate you dumbass
Shut the fuck up! I was reviving your TV, you idiot!
J-
No good deed goes unpaid!
No good deed goes unpaid!
I hate to see-
I was doing a good deed!
I was doing a very good deed!
Oh, please, take this!
Wait, where is he?
I don't know, I use this one-
Oh, I see him, I see him.
I got him.
Take my, take my!
Coming down, coming down!
Get out of here quickly, my team doesn't like you, get out of here quick!
Got a little piece of ammo on the way.
Oh, oh, hold on, no, this was good!
Got a little piece of ammo, nothing, Garrosh.
I'll be right there, Mr. Peanut, you don't worry, I'll be right.
No worries, Bice, no worries.
I'm dead!
Get panicked!
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
What the fuck?
Oh, it's the one drunk all by himself.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's a situation.
I'm getting out of this area.
Fuck all of you. Fuck panting skills.
Fuck you, gimmick. Fuck everybody.
Hey, that's not nice.
fuck everyone fuck everyone I'm getting out of this area this is this is how this is how
no no I didn't steal anything get the fuck out of your panda
I lost a little bird above it, but back in the enemy coordinates.
Little bit of unpacking.
Little bit of packing. How about in armor?
Oh, oh, good day, good day, good day.
Good day, good day, good day.
Oh, it attacks the one mag that I just sent back.
You gotta get me.
You've got to be fucking my ass.
Don't think bad of me.
You don't think bad of me?
I don't think bad of me, you know?
I am getting murdered to hell out here.
Little bit of packing.
Little bit of packing.
What the shit, what does that guy do, he's taking the scenic route.
Got him!
I've been transferred property.
Little bit more packing.
You said you were leaving.
Oh, you're over here.
Oh shit.
Oh, there's a guy right on me, right on my body.
That's your job, you know what you get?
Do we really have the whole tower, Bodge?
Oh, yeah. We've had the...
We've had the...
I didn't clear the roof because I came down to revive you,
but I cleared everything up.
Panda, get out of here, Bodge!
Get out of here!
Get out of here, Panda! Get out of here!
Panda, go!
Panda, no!
Don't kill Mr. Panda. Don't kill Mr. Panda.
Panda, get out of here, boss! Get out of here quick! Get out of here quick! Run!
Panda, get out of here quick! Guys, stop shooting Panda!
Get out of here, Panda! Go, go, go, go, go!
We're doing new town!
I'm not too bad. Don't worry. I'm not too bad. Someone keeps shooting you. I don't know what
ends it. Get out of here, Brandon. Quick. Here we go. He's off. He's off to bigger
and better things. He has a new life, a new family, a new job, a new home, a new place
well oh my god we're in a we're in matching we might match flow states we
have a we lined up our flow states this is a heavy flow mod we see we see
We seek the bar. We seek the bar. We seek the bar. Our flows, our flows. Our flows are steeper. Our flows are steeper.
What? What? What's going on?
What's happening?
Careful, there's an attack chapter.
No, I won't fall in here, mind you.
Now what the fuck was that?
We gotta get that hot jar.
It's outside the base.
You're these these these helicopters
How much you want that
I thought my first guy out of the helix the attack chopper today
Very nice. Oh
Fucking cock just watching this guy is the master cock. This guy right here is the master cock
He is the cock lord the boss my cock that you find at the end of all the cops
Is the cock lord
I do I cannot I get up where these guys it's ridiculous. It's
Okay, I'm not dead so
Well, I bet you go. All right, you go. I'm gonna shoot these guys down to my full support
I give you my full support. Okay. Got one
And look the black Hawk
Whoa, yeah, oh the normal. Yeah, the normal one
Well, I'm gonna shoot these two guys down. We went there boys. Do you want a missile?
I already bought a rake of the blood.
I can just buy it and take it.
I hate these guys that use helicopters.
I'm John, I hate them.
I hate them so much.
I hate them with all my...
Every atom in my peanut body, I hate them with.
The helicopter?
The helicopter's got John.
I hate people that use them.
I hate people that use them.
I'm with you.
I am with you.
There's a lot of things that need bouncing in this game,
bouncing this game, but that one is the one that really dulls my tip.
I don't want your tip to be dulled, I want your tip to be sharp as possible.
I agree, I'm with you, that's what I'm saying, I don't want a dull tip.
I'm gonna come take those bitches out right now.
I'm on the way, I've got my own attack chopper, I'm gonna take Wolfman out and then I'm gonna head on down with you white.
We're just circling our fob, I mean we have the circle here, so
Get it and get it, but I want him gone. I want him out
I want him to do too many poppies and take care of him. I'm just gonna destroy that one
I want him to take care of him. I want him to have a man-nace and a holy, a human a holy.
Someone's already shooting me down. I won't be able to take care of him. Never mind.
Oh, we got it. We got it. We got it.
These the guys back where we were
by a guy in the in the gutter of a SUV
Cheater
Was that your first reaction? That was my first reaction too. I just about to say anything
I am not going to say anything
Dude, I watched the guy
The guy I raided out to last night was on the mounted gun
That thing, it feels like a cheater because it's so overpowered
Once you get the leveled up one, it's absurd
Oh, it is a cheater guys guys it is here or it's a cheater or no no no it's 100% a cheater
It was all headshots literally every single one at four
kilometers
I do they are dominating this game
Wait, hold on wait 3bb 0z 2w 3bb 0z 2w
BBB-ZeroZ2W, BBB-ZeroZ3 BBB-ZeroZ2W, BBB-ZeroZ3 BBB-ZeroZ3 BBB-ZeroZ3
I need to go get another drink I was gonna wait till I died but I haven't died once this round
OH FUCK, I lost her!
oh fuck!
I apologize, I am sorry about that.
FUCK YOU, I only needed to remember that for 2 seconds!
I got killed by Z-Seater.
He's cheating. He's auto headshotting. Yeah, I just got you. Yeah, everyone from
the change. I'm going to get a sippy sip. I just say to the guys don't worry. Sir.
Sir, time to whip out that credit card.
Uh, go ahead and whip out that credit card for me.
You're gonna need to make a nice $40 purchase.
Okay, on my behalf.
On my behalf, sir, no, sir, allow me, sir.
You are too kind.
You are so kind, but I'm gonna have to have you
make a $40 purchase.
Do you mind?
Do you mind if I give you,
do you mind if I make you make a $40 purchase?
Star is also cheating.
I haven't we'd start each star
He messes them in that same sentence and say John would like some money
Are we leaving this game, I don't want to just fly I want to get this star guy. We is the star guy also chief for sure though
It kind of looks like it in the kill feed, but yeah, wait actually yeah
Yeah, he's getting all headshots too. I just don't know for certain because he didn't kill me
I mean I think stars awesome cheap, I'm not I'll tell him to investigate him
I'm not gonna tell them that he's a hundred percent you don't get a guy
I'm just telling that he's most likely
Where's star at with mr. Star
and she was a star at all. Am I blind?
Alright, I'm back. Damn it dude, I got, oh, our whole team is dead from the cheater.
Our entire team is dead right now. Zero of us are in the circle.
Yeah, but we're just gonna die to a cheater.
Where is Star at? Am I blind?
Red team number 18.
Number 18 is Orchid.
Okay. I got wide.
Wait, he's already banned?
Did we get him? Did we get him?
Oh, don't worry. Don't find him.
I'm going to make sure this guy doesn't escape.
Sir, I know that the chances of you watching are probably 95%.
I'm going to make sure they hunt you down.
You leaving will not affect your band whip out that credit card pussy whip out your credit card
Oh, and then the guy that was is in every single one of our games says facts after years you say that on the street
Thanks
There goes everyone are we sure this guy's gone
I don't know. I don't know. I'm going back. We were absolutely dominating to circle is right by our fob
This should be the moment where we get in the 90s, but instead. Oh wait guys might my bungalow later saw his his tag
No way. Oh my god. Oh, it's already over
You thought you could just leave and you went
No
Linda that credit card big man. It's a big day. It's a big day sir 40
40 smackled it without that credit card for me, will you listen?
Will you just do a personal favor for your all your own?
Your boy peanut your boy peanut. Can you rip out the credit card for me and just make a quick $40 purchase for me?
Can you do that for me bonds? Oh
Oh
Oh, that's all this a quick $40 purchase, please
Hmm
Yeah, we always want to go the cheesesteal here
So I'm not going to lie to you the British people that run this game are probably asleep right now
So it's gonna be it's gonna be a second for these guys acting in man. I
Think I have my server now by the way, I think possibly
I'm back. I'm back up. Oh, I have nothing else to tell you guys. It's 4 a.m. here. I'm here. I feel he's 4 a.m. in Britain right
Hey, guess what computers work around the clock?
No, you're a person on the computer dumbass. Yeah, I know I just been taking user and ban him please
Well people my house copter talking about you
Fantastic, fantastic.
I said, wow, Streamer's really got that guy banned in like five minutes. It's crazy.
He just IP-spoofed and buy new stream accounts for three dollars.
You won't stop a cheater.
You can't get this game no matter what you're doing for three dollars.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever fucking heard.
You can get a game that's ten years old for three dollars
by buying a Russian account that's owned it for a long time.
You cannot get this game for three dollars. I don't care what you do.
You can you dumb peanut all right cock that and you get the scary dollars
I'll give you a thousand dollars
Which way but if you can't you pay me a thousand dollars deal
This is a real back
Cognac and see this is a bet only for you get the game for three dollars and send me receipt
And I'll give you a thousand dollars, but if you don't within 24 hours you see me a thousand dollars, okay?
Deal we have a deal
You said deal all right all right. I'll see you in 24 hours. Cognac and see us
I expect to see my twins whispers. We'll see you tomorrow
I'll tell everybody and Cognac texted me in 24 hours, but he got the game for three dollars
We'll see we'll see
I know you can't you can't buy it from some one of your friends for three dollars
I've done on a website that anyone can buy from obviously
obviously obviously that's me publicly available for anyone to put
I'm gonna get him. Oh my god.
Let's go, let's go!
Hey, also you can't go see yourself.
Yes, we're also gonna be talking about venereal disease.
I'm in a hotel? I'm in a hotel?
Okay, I'm gonna re-querify the bet.
It can't be a one-off thing.
You guys can't fucking cheat the system.
I have one guy who puts up for $3
and then it's like,
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
Oh my god.
Let's go, let's go!
one guy puts it for $3 and then it's technically up for $3.
The recipe, let's say 500 copies up for $3.
There we go.
That should clarify the bet.
500 copies up for $3.
They define 500 copies for $3.
Because that would be publicly available
for anyone to buy.
500 copies for $3.
I either hear a tank or they're APC.
I'm not sure which yet.
Over here on me
Just adding
I'm I'm getting out the cheating aspects of it because he can have a friend posted on eBay for $3 and then technically wins
So you'd have to make it massive able for $3 because that's what you're saying
You're saying any cheater can get the game for $3. That's what you're saying
And there's a lot of cheaters
It shouldn't be unreasonable of what you say is true that there's 500 copies available for $3
If what you're saying is true that should be easy to find 500 copies of Ward-on for $3
as we very easy to find based on what you're saying and if it's not then you're wrong
Unless a millionaire wants to put a break on me
He buys 500 copies of the game and puts money made for $3. You know what if somebody wants to do that
I will concede it'll is the bet okay if somebody wants to do that and bullet break on me
I'm technically stupid.
Oh, clinically.
Yeah. Yeah.
I thought some guys would stream stepping the whole time, but.
It's definitely a streamer mode name.
But I just can't see.
No, you have to remove your arms.
What on? Yeah.
And I think that person also does.
So just other people have it.
The names.
Well, you sure about everybody in that.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
And John thought that the, because there's only like a few hundred cycled names, he thought
that, that they were strange names for us, but it was just somebody else with this code
name.
Yeah, show me the code name.
I will show you.
I have a certain animosity toward the name Cucumber.
That's the one I was talking about.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
I've got to say, dude, something about Cucumber, he always shows up.
I
Austin's in the game talking to me right now in the base
Go ahead!
Guys, you know what?
No, never mind.
This turned in from such a good situation where I was like, God, we're not getting stream sniped.
And now we've got cheaters, stream snipers.
They're going great.
This is awesome.
Nina, don't get in.
Everyone in!
come on buddies let's get in this helicopter and go to the battle zone
I don't think it's for my mom on my little bravo
oh this is a very cool idea I got raw bin
oh shit where you at
$200 if you let me in, please!
All right, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I need $200 to eat you.
Dive.
You were not in the safe zone, you're done.
You were done.
He told me to die!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Okay, all right.
Okay.
All right back deservedly got this back like that. We go lock it avoids likeだ
God
sit this guy's an ace pilot this guy's an ace pilot you just see that to the
battlefield box to the battlefield
to the battlefield
That's funny
Not particularly
All right, go ahead
Thank you
Well, I'm hopping out dude, is that you give it?
Oh, no I'm not.
Who's dude?
Who's dude?
Oh, that's me.
That is me.
There's guys all over the place here.
They just, they all just dropped.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
We got the cheater back.
No.
Yeah.
My god dude.
We are dominating this.
I'm having a good time
No, we all these people we bad immediately immediately. I just got bad wait. I just got something another guy wait
Are all these people cheating?
I'm getting I got killed by a normal fellow. Yeah
Accidentally
I got a little bit of a brain for the cheaters, they want to kill you, I don't know why.
Hey, these are all cheaters.
What? What do you mean?
I'm not even joking, they're all, they're waiting for me to get out.
Well, that's $160 down the drain.
I hope it was worth it, but, um, there's four cheaters, four of them.
Four cheaters. Four, not even joking, four.
Oh, they're like a little Discord cheater squad or something?
Yeah, Discord, well, I don't know why they would use more accounts, that's just more money, but you guys do you.
Uh, same guy? No, because it was 3BB0Z2W0N77HVM1FTPHSS0T6RYD7. That's four different people.
Hmm, yeah, those, that's how, those sound like cheaters.
I can't see me dying again.
You're this Austin guy, this fucking machine.
Very, very Britain. I can't do anything right now.
Let me see, hold on, let me see if I can get a private sheriff. Give me a second.
Let me see if I can get a private sheriff.
I should have a private servant now.
Let me call up my guy.
Let me call up my guy.
Let me call up my guy.
We'll get all the private servants.
Give me a second.
Give me one quick second.
I'm going to give us a quick private servant, okay?
Oh, I could have sworn it should have been texted in this group chat over here
Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, I got it. I got it. What's it?
No, it's not okay. All right fantastic fantastic unfortunate guys
I don't think we're gonna be able to play tonight. So I don't have the time to share it
Oh
Unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, I'm gonna leave this game guys. Don't revive me. It's a cheetah guys
It's me the birthbeat. I'm gonna get killed by genius over and over again
This guy's is really pissed that he lost a hundred fifty dollars. He is very upset that I'm gonna take a hundred sixty of his partner
We couldn't go play water park simulator
Water park simulator. Well, I I don't really know I don't know what else I mean
I can't play this game without a private share, right? Yeah. Yeah
Wait, what if we they found you because of because Panda got in why don't we just do a new server?
They'll find me because they found us because the panda was in here and they joined up
No, but then has been in every lobby ever. They'll find me. They'll find me hundred percent. They'll find me
Austin streets. I touch whatever I'm telling you guys these are the people on Twitter with the blue hair and their bios are absolutely insane
These are the people going on Twitter and making fun of
Just I mean, you know, you know exactly these Kevin people are they will spend all night fine to be there's nothing
We can do to escape them. We would have to have a private server. That's the only way we do it
map. I'm down for whatever, down for whatever. So did you just suggest I hide my map, for someone
who was sniping me from four kilometers away through the map? No no no no for your server. If you go
join 320, because that's how I figured out you were in here. It's all good thank you Ivy, thank
you good chat. It's all good thank you though, that's very kind of you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
I'm just trying to get a private server.
Mm, mm.
Okay, let me, hold on.
Yeah, guys, I can't play this game tonight, unfortunately.
I can't.
You guys wanna go play Super Battle Go for something?
Do we have the private server up?
Yeah.
Mm.
Your map shows your server ID.
Is it really?
I don't know where it would be.
And?
You also have the new RV there yet map.
Oh, I've never played RV there yet, ever.
There's a new map for it.
There's a new map for it.
I'm down.
I'm doing these, I, I, I, I'm doing this.
Whatever, I'm down for anything, for whatever.
I was supposed to have, I was supposed to have
a community server set up day one.
It wasn't set up, unfortunately.
I could ask Monkey Whisper, my server guy.
Do you guys want to keep playing this game?
Is that gonna ask him?
I'm trying to look for my server, but I don't think I have one.
I don't think I have one unfortunately, boys.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
That's unfortunate.
I'm definitely down for that.
I know you.
I know you.
Shady job.
Hmm.
Apparently the bottom right side of your map has server ID.
I don't believe so.
I'm looking at the map. It doesn't say anything about Sir. I need. Oh mini map. Oh NAV
Okay, five Q4 hz. Oh
Oh, I see that I see that I see that I see that I see that I
See that really the there's no way. That's the server ID
I doubt that's a sir, righty, but I bet you hackers can use it to find a game
I bet you could you could just put a little black square
Guys, I'm telling you even if you evade them for half the game. They will find this before the game is out
Hack against me in video games, they're not normal people
They I did this guy like does this hundred and sixty dollars to this man will destroy him
He is past
I mean he is living that I just texted the developers to bad him and his three friends
They will not go to the bottom but are not to ruin people's fun
Yes, yes.
People don't aim bot like people who are just bad video games,
wall hack, that like they try to hide it and then wall hack.
And they're looking at their losers,
but they're not like scum of the earth.
They're just losers for people that aim bot
are not trying to hide it and like level up.
They're trying to ruin your fun.
That's the that's the only.
I just want to play the game and try to win it.
The old fashioned way.
Skid or red behavior.
Guys, you can't steam share bad games. I don't know who needs to hear that, but you can't
Yeah, I'm hoping to get a response, but if I don't I think we have to save this for tomorrow when I my private seven I
Actually dip I'm just gonna I'm just running around and if we switch I'll switch
Didn't see this but hutch
uh put in this group chat and stream sniping cheaters are out in full force tonight
they're currently targeting closey till pinik is on he sent a couple reports with their profiles now
apparently the same thing was happening to closey as well uh same dudes same guys
same guys and let me tell you guys listen i don't know if you guys know this but people that cheat
video games are not uh this is uh this is gonna hurt this is gonna hurt that band tomorrow this
they're gonna have to it's it's gonna hurt it's gonna it's gonna not feel good for these guys if
i if i may if i we're not uh let's just say jeff bezos isn't the one uh hacking in the game
let's just let's just leave it at that guys let's just leave it at that this is uh they
are very upset that i just sent their codes into the developers yeah they are not happy to be um
I'm
Have a server you can join peanut
See that also. I need to give I think it's IP's all right. Let's go. Let's let's do let's just super battle. Go if you guys have a super battle
Yeah, yeah, actually let's do it. Let's do it. Well, you want let's get hammered in place of Super Battleground
A month. Oh
Yeah, Super Battleground is a good like
No stakes fun game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Let's do it. Let's do it
Oh, we do I see that water price. You've been a kind of hope. I'm not gonna lie yet. What about that?
I didn't I didn't like that. You like that one?
I like it, but I've already done a full playthrough of it, but I'm down for whatever
I'm down for whatever as well, but she's super battle golf. That sounds like a great idea.
That sounds like a fantastic idea. All right. Super battle.
I don't know how to fish round, did the how to fish add anything?
are we doing it? Are we booting it up?
I'm chasing my team titles, okay. All right
Here we go
I'll take your time take your time I would never
right
Use ask for me to do a pole, but you spotted P. Oh Ali
Pole pole pole pole
Pull for what wait pull for wait pull for what wait what games do you want?
Pull for what?
John Boyd guys, I don't think we're getting into Zombo right now guys. It's 11
It's 10 30 p.m. And John hates that game and coconut would definitely not play that game
Army day yet water break simulator arc
Uh,
Pull dancer
Valhain
That's a lot of things OSRS
Body cam that's a lot of things from the ball
We do a poll for the poll for the poll
Hold on now
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh, I don't stand cam out.
Hey, thanks guys guys guys.
Well, I have I have the jazz movie in a hundred miles per hour.
And they're saying they're saying body cam, you know,
punching, Zamboyd, water park simulator,
you know, Super Battle Golf.
And I see just one guy and he's there for literally like
as fast as my monitor can refresh it as fast as my monitor can refresh the chat and it's hideouts
He's the only one
You don't know I don't
He's the he's the he's the he's the team. Oh, he's the leader of security at apex
Yeah, he's the security leader at apex
Okay, so, okay, uh, okay, you know what guys let me do a poll. Let me do a poll. That's a good idea
I'm gonna do between little poll. I don't want to play a bunch of jump over now
It's too late to start putting jobless would you are we there yet?
Super battle golf and what a pranks simulator. Yeah, what do you guys see about that? Yeah
Run it run that hole
I
Okay, I'm pulling started pulling starts in the twits Jack boys started you I actually did I cannot imagine
Those guys that are cheating right now that had me hop off the game
You guys realize that they are probably they are feeling like a million bucks right now
I'm not even like you guys I realize listen they are mad that I I banned their accounts
But they are probably feeling like a million bucks you I don't think you realize
This is like their biggest achievement that they're ever gonna have and I don't even I don't even I'm not even say that
Like a joke or exaggeration prom king. This is genuinely
This is genuinely like peaking high school kind of thing. Yes peaked in high school telling peaked in high school type shit
This is genuinely their biggest accomplishment, and I'm not talking about ever
I'm talking about like past and future like the whole lives. This is like their biggest thing
I guess army there yet is winning are they yet is is the winner
I'm not probably there yet. This is our team is new map guys
It's it's it's a real lot of fun. You think guys yeah
Army yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
I
You got excited for me there. Yeah, mr. John. Oh, dude. I'm so long over still and I hate my life
I just wanted to fly a fucking helicopter for like four hours, and then I got
Cock lords just up your ass and not building
I'm just dropping off materials that everyone's like oh nice materials. I think that's the burnt peanut and just leaving it
that'll happen you know that'll happen that'll happen you got to be careful you
understand I'm putting I'm putting a YouTube thumbnail with you and me John
bless close to you drags I don't have another YouTube that'll work though you
know yeah you gotta do what you gotta do yeah dude you gotta do
Uh, the arc Raiders are we're leaving
I don't even think that I don't even think that guy believes what he's saying
You eat it that guy is out of his mind delusional or he's actually one of the funniest fuckers I
I I sir if that was a joke I want to commend you because that was actually
I miss it, well, I'm right here
Is Coco okay, he's dead silent Coco UK I
I would honestly we need to pass the bill where every computer has a fucking blows up if you get caught for kidding
Your fucking whole computer just blows the fuck up
I'm 81 who cheats in a competitive multiplayer game should literally die
No, the computer should just fucking literally died
Everyone eviscerated yes, and if anyone want a big sex to extreme
You died too, you died too, I genuinely believe that I genuinely guys it's like let me let me let me let me let me put it like this
You know when people don't put shopping carts back outside of Target. It's not a bitch
It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal
It really doesn't hurt me once maybe it'll hit a car like one every 10 one out of 10,000 times
It's not a big deal. It really isn't a big deal
But the fact that they they don't do it when no one is looking
That's what makes it a big deal.
That's what it's just like that.
Cheating in a game, it's a video game,
so it has really no effect on anyone.
Guys, it's just a video game.
They're just cheating in a video game.
No big deal, but the fact that they're cheating in it,
when it isn't a big deal.
That's what makes it a big deal.
That's what makes it a big deal.
Whenever I don't put a shopping cart back,
I think of the kid in high school
that just got a job as a cart boy.
Who's gonna get laid off because I put the cart back where it's supposed to be his his job's gone
I just did it for him. Yeah
No, I
Genuinely think I'll all multiplayer competitive she does we put to death that is a true thing
I genuinely
It's a sign it's a sign
And they're mad for such a sigil.
Fuckin' circumcised of all fuck these cheaters, man.
What's the new map?
What's the new map?
What's the new map?
Is it Miss Mount Yerbutzk?
Is it the snow map?
Guys, wait, what's the new RV there, Yerbutzk?
Does he know the name of it?
Cause I see three maps.
I see Mount Yerbutzk, St.
Butt in Bay, and Manbutz Valley.
Manbutz Valley.
the beach one man oh it's all it's safe buttons bay safe buttons bay we'll see
see baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby what a name
safe buttons bay
oh wait so so wait hold on my brain's fried why are we doing over there yet
yeah I'm already a game I'm already starting out okay hold on wait I gotta
fucking oh shit okay you guys still in the game I'm not there yet oh shit
I'm coming. No, me and you are still on here.
You're still here?
Yeah, I'm standing here.
I want to pee.
Wait, why?
I don't see any of you guys on my friend list.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's wrong, visible from the game.
All right, all right.
I'm leaving.
Wait, I think I need to go online.
I'm waiting until you guys are in.
Come online.
No way John fits in that chair behind him.
Wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
Wait, hold on.
It's a Papa's on chair.
Hold on.
Is there a Papa challenge here?
Wait, hold on.
What are you saying?
Josh, Josh, can you go to the bathroom?
Papa's on chair.
Hold on.
Is there a Papa challenge?
Hey, hold on.
What do you say?
John, John, could you go sit down?
I didn't mean to do a task.
I didn't mean to do a task.
John, will you go sit in that chair for us just really quickly?
I didn't mean to do a task.
Also, when we died yesterday,
I broke this door over here,
and it's still there.
You're curious.
John, I need you to confirm
whether or not you can sit in that chair over there.
I should.
Oh
He fits quite snug
Like a bug in a rug like a bug in a rug he thinks quite snug in there. Oh
Okay, it's been disproven sir. He can't fit that chair. He can't in fact fit that chair guys
You can roll around there. He's like a dog. Oh
Very comfortable. Miss Boston very nicely. Miss Boston miss Boston miss Boston. Yeah
I invited John we end
Booting up the game's loading right now. I think I'm still on invisible. Let me boot as soon as the game boots. I'll go to
Okay, I warned you we're leaving bye-bye
buy it's the same guy it's the same guy I do I think he's playing the long game I
honestly I'll honestly the guy's funny shit I like that guy
oh Dawson Oaks tomorrow is Dawson Oaks out give me uh I don't know I don't know
that coming I have a key but you have to like be given a key if it comes out
tomorrow do that oh that game's gonna be fun the last word I wait for is come on
could go you in the game yeah I'm updating a game right now one second I'm
gonna click so you just right boys I'm gonna go quick so you just I'll be back
two seconds I'm gonna take it take all the compiling shaders
be right back boys to quick so you just gonna be pay army day yet
I
Ever did I ever did coconut are you at the game yet?
Yeah, I'm doing for an environment. I use to be online. I was right here. You know, you're the game
I'm looking for you.
How about it?
Look what I got, buddy.
What?
What?
What?
It's you, Coco.
It's you.
I'm gonna fuck this one too
Be the music
I'm the hand me at what?
Oh wait, it's a new map. We've ever done this before have we?
I know that's what I said. It's a new method. It's added it.
Holy shit.
Hurry, morey.
What is water over here?
All right guys everybody in everybody in I need a map guy, and I need someone to get the beers
Are you a designated beer guy? Yeah? I uh
Get the beers
Haven't done this in a while. I got the beers right here. Oh, Mr. D. Bailey. My water's there. It's a wicked man. Good. I'm bad
And miss not turnable like it's one good man. Good. I'm bad
Oh my god sensitivity in this game
Well, wait, here's on the floor to your right gimmick should drive me gimmick. No, you said drive you bad driving
Hey gimmick's a good driver. He's no
Guys guys guys. I say we make the driver whoever's been drinking the most
All right, you're driving. All right. I'm driving. All right
I was last night I can't drink for two months. Hmm. Why is the car moving? I
Think we got turn the engine on and we check the engine out to say to say. Oh, no. All right. Here we go. Here we go
Yeah
Here's a pretty easy man
He hurts it easy, man.
Oh, yeah, here's a kind of a breeze.
We could probably finish out in 20 minutes.
We might have to find another game.
It's so easy.
Really?
Now, it's that easy of a map?
Wow.
It's that easy.
OK.
Maybe 20 minutes, maybe 25 minutes, man.
OK, all right.
OK.
I told you I wish we were able to play it in five.
Yeah, but we're too used to it.
The fine IQ of 900.
900 IQ.
One of those coming from John's 850. I got a whole one. You got a whole one
We seem to run over some kind of critter
That critter was a international arms dealer. Yes, that's just no way. We're already shot. Oh look at it
There's little crabs remember we can do the the winch here
But you know, let's let's win. That's a good idea. Let's win. Okay. We're ready for winching. You're the wedge controller gimmick
Oh, go ahead and winch. I'll win. I'll win.
Good
Little
That
Okay, I'm dropping it
Oh
There's a premature
oh come on I've done it a little bit oh I can't quite see this is the effect
bitch in my way get the fuck out of here we deal with this with this fat
bitch get out of here what are we gonna do all right sir I think you need
one of these nice easy nice easy okay okay nice easy fuck it easy what she
give it was right this this is an easy map it just wants me across the map I
am this job dad I oh shit be careful people careful don't worry I got this
under control everything's under control control I'm the other control
He's out of control.
Wait, what's wrong, guys?
I got launched out of the f***ing back.
There might be a catapult.
Let me go check this out.
Hey, is it good to see you again?
I could have seen what you heard that like two hours ago.
Surely, it's an easy road.
God's great, my boy.
God bless you and your family, brother.
This is really good.
Unless you have exactly the same scenario
as someone two or three hours ago,
hours ago I think we see that we didn't get the door controller was a door
controller the height with the winch the way the way and she's right here next
we bounce the winch is right here and why we went to do it you need a win or
I'm on one second, I'm on one second.
I'm on one second at once.
Is that a winch? Is that a winch?
Hey everybody, how about it boys? How about it?
It's me.
I'm gonna reshap it.
I'll reshap the winch before we go taking off here.
All right now, we're already back here.
Why don't you go ahead and take us down on this beautiful island?
Where do we go from here?
here.
Here we go boys.
Here we go.
Here we go boys.
Every new family here.
All right.
All right.
I've got an island cigarette.
Ah man, honestly guys let's take a quick
hold on now.
Let's take a quick moment.
Everybody out here boys.
Let's take a quick moment to smoke
a cigarette.
Shit. Shit.
Oh.
How do I smoke cigarettes?
Press what on your keyboard?
Alright. Alright.
Alright. Big cigarette.
Big cigarette boys.
On the big islands.
Yeah, sure, brother. Yeah, sure.
You'll be fuckin' nice out here.
What?
And that's your beauty and smoke a nice cigarette.
One of those databases.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you something.
You see that island on the left there, coconut?
Yeah, I see it.
See that island there on the right coconut?
I fuckin' see it.
A data center built by Amazon that spreads all the way.
Oh my god.
You know what I hate?
I hate wildlife.
Birds, birds, crickets, butterflies, kill them all, gas the whole place and build a
data center.
Motherfuckin' floods.
Right here, boys.
Right here.
Suck up all this freshwater.
Get up all those fresh water!
A lot of unused land!
A lot of unused land!
Yes, brother!
Yes, brother!
Yes, sir!
It takes a lot of work to run
with them data centers.
What I've seen is a lot of unused land
and a lot of work.
Yes, sir, brother!
I think this is a perfect spot.
Whenever we get back,
Jeff Bezos, what the plan is.
Mm-hmm, yes sir.
Got some beer done?
Oh yeah, we got bees, bees, today to say.
Yeah, all right.
We ready to go boys?
Do you have any beer?
The driver can use a quick beer.
Oh my God, what a cold one.
Thank you all.
Just have one, because I got to drive.
I'll have just two, I can handle two.
You know what, three, that helps me focus.
Honestly, we're having a good day.
We're in the Bahamas.
I'll head for it.
You know what, this is a celebration, I'll drink five.
You know what, six, and you know what, seven.
You know what, I hate my ex-wife, eight.
You know what, I hate my ex-wife's mother, nine.
You know what, I hate my ex-wife's mother's cousin, 10.
You know what, we'll just have 12.
You know what, actually, let's do 13.
Where the hell are you?
You know what, let's go ahead and do 14.
Now we're talking.
You know what, I just lost my house.
Let's do 15.
You know what, let's go ahead and do 16.
Yes, sir, there's one day.
Let's go ahead and do 17, actually.
You know what, let's get it out of
Dr. Despector Territory, let's do 18.
All right, now we're ready to drive, boys.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck it.
Now we're ready to drive, boys.
Now we're talking.
Let's ride, boys, let's ride.
Now we're fucking talking.
Now we're riding, boys! Now we're riding!
Hell yeah, brother! Hell yeah!
Remember me, but I drive better when I'm black, don't you?
Yes, sir! Me too, brother! Yes, sir!
I remember all the good!
Let's ride, boys! Let's ride!
What's this over here? Is this where we're supposed to go?
I don't think so. I don't think... What the fuck?
It kinda looks like we were where we were supposed to go.
I just ran over the local wildlife here.
It's okay.
I'll see you.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What the hell?
There isn't!
There isn't!
There isn't!
There isn't!
There isn't!
There isn't!
Oh my god!
I'm near!
I'm near!
I'm near!
I'm near!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm near!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I ain't got nothing left in my life, did me?
I'm telling you, this is where we're supposed to go,
but this door's supposed to be down.
I'm certain of it.
I can feel it.
Well, hey, we're gonna die.
I got nothing but a wish for a life left.
But I die as well.
Right on the edge boys you can unplug me and I can't sustain myself
And I think we just got it. I think we just got it out of the boat. What do you boys think? Yeah
Oh my god, you falling in that crack. She's got it on the boat boys. Oh fuck
Wait hold on now. Wait hold on now. What's your partner? I got not there now. You just stay right here
I got no there. I was I smoke a cigarette. This is a very simple situation
I gotta smoke a big cigarette. This situation is highly stressful.
Highly stressful. Highly stressful.
That's okay. Let John Rotten die. Let John Rotten die.
I'm back in this bad web and we're ramming.
We're ramming boys. We're ramming it.
Now hold on now. Hold on now. Now hold on now. I got this.
No, no, don't ram it. Don't ram it. Now hold on now.
Fucking ram it, brother. Fucking ram it, brother.
Oh hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now brother. Hold on now. Get in brother! I'm hitting this bitch in the third gear! I'm hitting this bitch in the third gear! Here we go baby! Here we go baby!
Oh
With this bad boy part
Where's that boy John at?
We're that boy John at let me get you down up in here
John get over here. John. He's some fit now to get you spruced up
I want you to go to the nearest 7-eleven and yell at pregnant mothers. Can you do that for me soldier?
I want you to go to the nearest 7-eleven Robin for Rhino gas station pills chug a monster and yell at pregnant mothers
Tell them that their rent is too damn low
Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah brother! Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah boys! Fuck yeah!
I see
That's in the Bible Jesus told me to go to the nearest 7-eleven and yell and pray it women
It's a bigger plan. It's a bigger plan.
It's not for me to understand.
For it is a bigger plan.
Wait, where are we going?
I'm going right here.
We're going right here.
Are we driving backwards the whole time?
Goddamn right.
Oh!
Alright, I'll be in front of you.
I'm going right here.
I'm going right here.
I'm going right here.
I'm going right here.
Oh, all right hop in boys hop in you got to get on out of here
Backing up backing up backing up
Backing up
Checkpoint don't worry cap. We'll bump out those scratches
Don't worry
Did you already keep miles and miles?
I think there's a sign.
There is a sign.
There's a sign that says...
Please get to this checkpoint.
Please get to this damn checkpoint.
We are five miles.
Who the fuck is Miles?
A mile a whole, that's all Miles Davis.
Who the fuck is Miles?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm stuck.
Oh shit.
I'm no longer stuck.
Bro, you can...
Parker, I don't think...
I think something's wrong.
Parker, don't you ever doubt me, Parker.
Why am I wedged to that tree over there?
Why am I wedged to that tree?
That's just screwing me up. Why am I wedged to this tree over here?
We made it at full health within ten feet of the checkpoint.
And now we have two healths.
Don't worry, gimmick. We're going to repair this bad boy. We'll be fine. Relax.
why am I still wins why am I still wins what's going on why am I still wins guys
why am I still wins what's going on what's going on why am I still wins
on which be at once sees now all activity all I wish me it was I was
I
Went to be a one partner
Jason go ahead and start repairing it
Boss was the boss
And we got the checkpoint saved at 25
out hey that's we'll be fine we'll be fine brother we'll be fine he's got a
repair I'm in the diesel give the diesel brother what's the
best diesel brother get that diesel brother need some engine repairs do we
have any engine repairs I got engine repairs right here what repairs the
engine again I forgot oh well yes it was in there's in it doesn't this thing
repair the engine? I think that's the engine I think so. Oh no that repairs the frame. Oh now for
the engine you're gonna need oil. Oil! And to get oil you need to come up with an excuse to
invade a Middle Eastern country. I could think of great excuses. I wanted to test out my new
equipment. Like the B2.
They had this whole thing that looked like a Dorito.
Yeah, I got this big plane, looked like a Dorito,
and I just had nine milli-lats.
So we will be invading a country in the Middle East.
Do you understand?
I just watched every Jeff Gordon race that he won in last 20 years.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir. Listen, we need to wrap this war up quick.
War up quick. I have NASCAR on the TV tonight
And I let me tell you boys I just got color TV. So let's wrap this up war up in the Middle East
Go ahead and test out our new equipment man
Pop open the box tv it is and fucking go to NASCAR
Sir, I want you to give me three white castle cheeseburgers at a Miller light right now stack
Because I'm trying to drink and eat Miller labs or eat white castles in my house
Okay, I'm okay
Son I know you're only three years old but grab me that pack of Malboro reds. I need to smoke them right now
For your soul you can drive
Son listen take the keys take the keys. I know you're only four, but I need to get to the liquor store. All right
Let's get to that liquor store and tell your mother about this.
No, tell your mother what men do.
This is, this is, this is, yeah, this is where men are made.
All right?
You get to the liquor store, you're a man now.
All right?
Geez, boy, geez.
You tell your mother, I'll fuck you up, boy.
I'm sorry.
I will pee your fucking ass.
You tell your mother about this, boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I got, boy.
Well, I don't, I don't know about that, brother.
I don't, you know, maybe just a stern warning,
maybe just a quick stern talking to brother that should that should be
adequate I mean again he's only four years old so you know I maybe just a
stern talking to work he's a grown man well no I take it up a cut no I don't
I don't think so, soldier. I think that's just a certain talking to you.
That's one man at that point.
No, I don't know about that cookin'. I think that's just a certain talking to you.
I don't think that's necessary. I don't think that's necessary, brother.
I don't think that's very necessary at all, brother.
Uh, you wanna hop in, brother?
I
Get it. What are you doing, brother? Why the fuck you doing? What are you doing, brother?
It's just patrolling the territories
I'd like to get my feet on the rows and
Versailles
Come on boys. Oh
Yeah
Hard day brother. It's been a fucking hard day today. Let me tell you. Oh, come on. Let me tell you. Can I be honest with you, brother?
My wife's love can be. Oh, I hate her. She's a bitch. Oh
I was trying to watch NASCAR and football at the same time and she said you know what she said
What she said she said I want to renew our vows. I said get the hell out of my house. Oh
I know I know you want you said to me make she said we should love and cherish each other
and I said dammit I'm trying to watch NASCAR football I said dammit I said woman I'm trying
to watch NASCAR football please later oh god oh my goodness my goodness
What the fuck, what do you call my girl now?
Hold on, hey bitch!
Where's my fucking mac and cheese dinner right now with a beer?
It's been ten minutes I had for this shit, bitch!
You better fucking come here!
Women in my right?
You talking to your dog like that?
Nah, I'm talking to my fucking woman, she's been acting up.
Let me tell you, you better give her a little inch.
These bitches start fucking finger skating out here.
Can't fucking give them nothing.
You learn that on the internet
I think we should come in a little bit. I think we should come in down a little bit brothers
Let's all back in boys. Let's all back in boys. I'm all back in boys
The top of it is cigarettes.
The top of it is cigarettes, look into your mind!
Look into your mind boys!
Look into your mind!
Fucking figure skating around here.
Fuck is this shit?
We driving or what?
I'm going!
You always just be gay!
Fuck each other! Leave our wives!
Yeah, but that's,
I don't know if I can fuck Busy.
Oh you can fuck Busy!
I don't know.
My granddad said we're the boys.
I've been drinking pineapple juice all week, brother.
What is happening?
How did we get him?
It's a car.
I'm right next to you, John.
John, you don't start being gay right now. I swear to God.
I know we'd love to take Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays for the busing.
Yes, sir.
My boy.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
How they won't say nothing about us all?
I'm not a boy to say here and in jail.
Go back and jerk John off!
Yeah, go back and get back to me!
Don't jerk him off!
Wait, what?
I'm not receiving. I'm patient.
I don't do that.
I don't do that. I don't swing that way.
Ain't nothing capable of getting a car, son of a boy.
Hey, good to see you.
All right, brothers. Let's not get on the mission.
Let's not get on the mission. I feel like we've been off on a little tangent, brothers.
It happened.
Oh yeah, it's all right.
Let's get up and see the rest.
You know what John?
You could just go ahead and do yourself.
We're on vacation.
Give him a little bit of it.
Give him a little back massage.
What he needs to do on his vacation.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
Make sure you feel right.
Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.
This is exactly what a man needed.
From an island with other men.
Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.
This is like my grandpappy always told me if you was stranded on an island with five other guys the first thing you'd do is start fucking them.
You said that. You said that.
I think we might have went the wrong way.
Wait, what?
That's who you are!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Well, I should be by the wrong way, brothers.
Let's go ahead and head on back across to the big brother's yet here.
Oh, sir.
John, watch out for the car.
John has perished into a great maternal.
We'll do that all great space.
Beyond what's known.
Oh, lordy.
Oh, lordy.
Beyond what's known into land of peer imagination.
All right, boys, I'm going to go get a nice big shot of advanced TG caffeine, beautiful healthy energy.
Because I think all my bringing in trash is a low dog.
That's healthy energy right there, brother.
I don't know what that's all about. Let them focus. Feel ridiculous.
I'll be right back. I need to chug a shot of caffeine.
Oh
Fuck is this music?
Hold on that's it that you guys hear this music
Apparently Gigi said that I'm smarter than
John I read that at the same time and it didn't like it. Well, John. Let me tell you something
If I was let me tell you something, okay?
If I needed to stop my ship and I was on a giant cargo one where you carry stuff from one
Country to another and I need your help diving into the water with a chain hook your feet so that I could stop my ship
You would be the first man. I call
You would be the first man. I call but if I needed to count quarters to buy cigarettes in a gas station
I wouldn't give you even a
Four quarters you can get 30 cents you shut the fuck up wait hold on now four quarters
I got some burgers I'm gonna cook them up
You cook those burgers your brother you cook burgers
Something coconut ain't nobody cooked burgers better than a racist
I'm telling you makes the seasoning makes it even taste you're right. Yeah, sure brother. Yes, sir
Yes sir, you can have culinary expertise, hell you can be that one guy that yells at his chefs.
What's his name? Gordon Ramsay. But unless you got a little bit of racist in you, those burgers ain't gonna taste good.
Those burgers ain't gonna taste good. I'll tell you what brother, I'll tell you what brother.
I'm looking for a lighter right now, I need some fire.
Yes sir, brother, yes sir, a little extra flavor, a little extra flavor.
Let me tell you something at the Tony Sanctuary you add the salt add the pepper and then just to speak a little prejudice
I'm putting the goddamn burgers. How do I grow this shit up? I don't know this shit up. I'm not a racist
I put my burger
horizontal I
Don't get this fucking meat patty right here. Sorry vertical. I put my burger vertical. How you boys liking me cut?
but medium rare brother medium rare
medium rare brother medium rare
we should take one by and then leave
now I've never done that before ever
and it was a crack
never thought of you such
I'll cook this shit up
I'll cook this shit up
how the fuck do I cook this shit up
how the
hmm
guys I've got a chat right here
I think everybody should hear
He's playing with an Asian yes, thank you Coco your art
Right I'm your what oh
Stop burger right here. Mm-hmm. Oh
That looks like a delicious burger oh
Yeah
Here we go with this burger cigarette. Oh, yeah
Here we go, here we go. We got any more burgers
I don't think so. We're not racist enough. We ran out. Oh, yeah, I have a hundred those fuckers beat us again
All right, let's hit on that boys let's hit on that boys everybody in
about it you got me down sponsorship P I don't think they're gonna like that I
said racist only racist in good good burgers I don't know if that's the
McDonald's slogan but I don't think it was it just changed like a couple
years yeah I don't know if they're gonna like that slogan boys I would
I love a McDonald's sponsorship, but you know, they'd either have to admit that they're racist or admit that their burgers aren't good, and I don't think that's a path they're down to.
You guys, we're getting something?
We ate the burgers.
I don't think so, yeah, the burgers are ate, we're good.
I think we're good. We missed anything, boys.
Oh, you know what, we missed it. Oh my God, I forgot.
I
Say you're at there we go boys. I almost forgot. Thank you gimmick. Thank you gimmick. I was
Guys I'm gonna put this bad blend park for a second
We're just gonna put it in park for just a moment here.
How about you go ahead and hook up the winch?
That way we can winch it.
We're winching.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna look at the back side of the back winch.
Look at all your good old patriotism.
Elbow grease can hurt.
Yeah, sir, brother.
You gotta pick yourself up by those bootstraps.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Russell, I'll go ahead.
I'm gonna put it on inching.
Winching.
How do we?
Well, you got to win shit
Yo win shit brother
You know how to win
You know what you see see boys don't know how to win shit. I'll win shit for you
Oh
These six boys I see her to be never had a hard day's work in their lives
I
I work 72 hours and dang gay boy
While you're watching Netflix and tiki-taki
I work shit in two hours and dang gay boy. Hey, are you while you're watching tiktok's in Netflix?
You start wengen well, I'm gonna win when you said oh don't worry the grills to your ears. They're used grill
Yeah
Wait look on the top of the RV. Do we have a flipper?
We're not real rear wins. Well, we just use the flip atronic
Shut up wait wait hold hold hold hold hold it there
hold
Wait hold it
There it is. There it is, boys. There it is.
All right, boys. Hop on in. Hop on in, brothers.
I don't know. I don't know about this.
What don't you know about, boss?
Some don't seem right.
Some don't see right what don't see right see right. Oh the god of cigarettes today. That's all
I don't see my brother
I got this very easy very easy
Yes, I'm stuck
We're stuck brothers we're stuck
all right all right very easy very easy check this out now we're gonna go ahead
and just do a nice actually should probably be fine with it come on come on
bring it down bring it down I'm a mom I wish it's a second cigarette there we
go shit when she's we're just I'm with you I'm with you
I did brother yeah brother I'll hold on now we can we're taking severe damage to
the front door rear yeah I was with flying and to get it even though our
doors are pretty she is she's we need to use that sex wax
That's it. I got it
That's it up go ahead give it
All right, brother go ahead later it later it
All right, we're not same boys. I want you to unhook that winch ready
But what you're under the Lord's command oh the Lord's
good graces
Alright boys we're on the road again brothers.
Here we go boys, here we go. On the road again we are.
And see what God has in store for us.
Oh
Hold on now
Scratches oh, we got some kind of chickery chickery do in the bushes here
Some of your bit me in the butt. Oh, I'm gonna check that was me brother. Do we know how to get across this who's it I?
Think we need some drugs. Oh
With me brother with me okay, I will not throw you over there. I want you to hook that tree, okay, okay?
All right, we're gonna throw you over there. Okay, and you go with that tree. Oh
grab some help there's our job job there good job there you go our job job
adventure don't worry so I got let me get you down let me get you down let me
get you hey swing let me get you let me get you let me get you down you ready
three two one go Spider-Man you got that job yeah I put her out there oh no we
We did more pick that bad boy back up. You that boy
John you went away from the tree brother
John you got to put on that
No, no, no, that's re-gun.
They know that one, they worked neither.
Oh, that one, they worked.
Okay, you know what, Joe?
He's the one that worked the most.
Let's go ahead and get him.
Go for that seat, Joe!
Go for that seat, Joe!
Get him in.
Joe?
Joe?
No, Joe, Joe!
His arms!
Joe?
Joe?
Joe, where are you at?
Joe?
Ready?
Ready?
Go for that seat, Joe?
Go for that seat, Joe!
Yeah, man, that's hard.
His arms are long enough.
Joe, where did you go?
Joe?
Where'd you go?
Oh, my goodness.
We can back up here brother. You might need a beer
You're gonna get John a beer
Put it on that tree brother
John I need to get that tree really brother here we go don't get that tree that was worse than the last one
John John John I'm done playing around with you John get it on that tree get that fucking tree John
John John just fucking John John specifically said don't die
Do not
Give me the fan. I gave you the fit John. I need you to go down here and pick up this this tallywacker
You're closer that last row you almost had it John you pick me up John. That's me brother
That is me brother
Okay, John, I'm gonna put you back up on the bridge. You see it. Thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna grab you
I'm gonna put you over to that tree. There you go, John
Don't didn't reach it
Grouping around
John I usually get over to that tree
John I usually get over that
You understand me, brother?
John, I need you to get over that.
See, you understand me, brother?
Yeah, what a man with another.
What a man with a little.
John.
John, you okay, John?
All right, John, you ready for this?
I'm gonna throw you that.
See, you're gonna hook it, all right?
You ready? Go ahead, John.
Go ahead.
You ain't putting your back into it, no, John.
John, you got to put it in.
You're not using your hip, John.
You got to use your hip, John.
You got to use your hip.
You got to use your hip.
You think you're one?
I will certainly die.
I was
We're good, we're going great come on make it a good
John easy to get up on that bridge guys, okay, let's
We don't need to re-witch it. Okay, we're going okay. I'm dead
I'm coming. Oh, I just got to I do wrong dad now, brother. I
Think I think we're dead that crab just squad wiped
No, we're not all bad, I was just relaxing.
God damn it, John!
I got y'all.
Guys, I think we should be trying to relax a little bit, what do you guys say?
Oh, no, no, where are y'all at? This is gonna be an easy fix.
We ain't no pirates.
Where are y'all at? You gotta be...
Don't you guys stop looking at me like that, brother!
Alright, go ahead and give me a nice little...
Thank you, give it, thank you, brother.
He's so moralistic.
Thank you, brother, thank you.
How do we do it?
You want to put me down and press F on me, brother?
Okay, well, you can throw me into the fucking stratosphere.
That also works.
And I don't want to be.
That also works, as well, brother.
Okay, I'm still fucking dead.
I'm gonna smoke a quick cigarette, if you don't mind.
Why did that John fell around?
Guys, I think we do a quick restart from the tick point, boys.
A quick restart from the tick point.
No, no, that's fine, no, no.
Let's do a quick restart from the tick point, boys.
A quick restart from the tick point, brothers.
Just a quick one.
Just a quick restart from the tick point, boys.
It's just a quick one. Nothing nothing too crazy. Oh shit
This is a quick me start from Jake Whitbrothers. Yeah, I didn't know we were cowards, but it's okay
I guess everybody's got coming out of something hiding underneath in the demon coming out. You're one of the biggest races
I know I need you to keep up. I need you to go those burgers for his brother
Oh loud and clear proudly
Okay. All right, brother. Go ahead. Go good. Go good stuff those racist. I mean those
I
There's only one one person that's a bigger racist than you
You understand me soldier
If you want if you want to go bro, you're gonna need some lessons for glossy
You're gonna need some lessons for glossy better
The student will never overtake the master
Uh, have you never heard the saying the student becomes a master? Have you never heard that saying before?
The 48 was a power you never you never overtake the master
Come on down boys get a move on
my brothers
Every hit boys. Why is everybody in this truck? Come on boys. Come on in there. Come on in there, Bruce
here goes our boy here goes our boy I'll be brilliant I'll be brilliant I'll
in really small you know it in get on it really
not now hold on who built this is a army for giants I mean what they are
stop close the dick I think you guys are opening and closing in at the same
time one at a time guys this motherfucker this motherfucker thinks it's a joke
ah well I caught you
Yeah, it's jumpin' in coconut.
My soul will live on.
Yelp, we can't joke in that.
Get him in the car, brothers. Get him in the car, brothers.
My race is in this forever.
Get him.
Oh, nice.
All right, boys. I'm on it, brothers.
I'm on it now, please.
We're digging deep, we're digging deep.
It's like we're still alive.
No, I'm dead. We did it.
No, no, look, you're alive.
The time has come for us.
To die.
Awkward.
What are we doing?
We're about to die.
I see you a thousand look of us.
I gotta trust that man.
Aw, beautiful tasteful.
Hell again.
Wait, I woke up! I'm alive, brothers!
You're alive, brother!
Racism lives forever.
I'm living for this shit.
Damn.
What now? What do you see, brother?
I'm sorry, I must have misheard you.
Like a flea.
I must have misheard you, brother, what do you see?
I must have misheard you. You must have said something else other than what I thought you said.
Yeah, you can't put me down.
All right boys.
We have crabs.
The crabs are back. Does anybody know how to defeat the crabs? Because we can really use...
Don't have sex with people you don't know.
That's how you defeat the crabs.
Let me tell you something about crabs, Pete. Once you've got them, they never fucking leave.
I'm actually pretty sure it specifically crabs you can get rid of
All right, y'all now just hold on there
Those crabs should have never fucked those men.
Never ever.
Here we are again.
Oh.
Could I just?
Oh, beautiful.
The two bees.
You double right body.
Double right body.
Five.
All right, boys.
Everybody, how funny.
We got a journey of his brothers.
Listen, let me tell you, Chuck Boydryk.
At that fork in the road, it gives us the roadie option.
And we've been choosing the same option every time I say we choose another option
You think boy
Absolutely, yeah, I'll meet you guys and choose another option boys. I'm already dead
Go gonna hide each you to go those burgers you racist because I can't
Thank you. You're my little butt slut. You know that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Congratulations. You got cramped. Can I have a try? Oh lord hammer.
I already had cramps on you brother. I always had cramps. Do you mind? Do you mind?
Go ahead give it a try, Josh.
Okay, my turn.
John, would you like to try, brother?
I let all the boys hit.
I let all the boys hit.
John, go ahead, brother.
Thank you.
Oh, my game.
Here you go.
Here we go.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
This, this bullsh-
Dougland, give me a grab.
I don't know the boys here.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
Ah!
Hi, boys!
What's the problem next?
Back on the thing.
I can take it.
Back on the vehicular device.
There's a burger on the ground!
There's a burger on the ground!
Everybody out here, I'm stuck in the car.
Everybody out here.
Everybody out here.
Everybody out here.
We'll wait up partner. You got too much dip on your chip. You gotta wait up. Stop the car
I said stop the car. I gotta stop the car
Stop the
Where are you the real?
Blank all the drill masters god damn it. The real man should have been left behind
It says this thing's in owners man. Well, it was owned by man. Well, we must have bought it used
Oh
God this is some rambunctious driving. We're getting there, ain't we Parker?
We are. We're getting there, ain't we Parker?
I ain't gotta have a CTE, by the time we get there.
What's a CTE? I saw Jim the Chapman talking about that on Twitter. What is that?
It's not part of the HAT2Manytime Protocol.
What is a CTE? What does that mean?
What does that mean? What does that mean?
After repeated brain injuries, you will develop,
um, you'll, well, you'll slowly get hyper-aggressive
like a rabbit animal at the time.
Ah!
Former football players, rabbit animal.
Let me tell you something.
Remember guys, when we were all 12,
and we'd go outside and we'd find squirrels,
and we'd just take them by our hands
and crack their necks.
Remember to ruin everybody, guys.
Yup.
Remember when we were 12
We go outside and just find a squirrel or another small animal just
Take them real hard till they stop moving
Should we go up to the right here
You can make this right the right up to the right. Yeah up to the right
wait hold on that you can make this oh I got a gun shoot that ass there there's a
gun here the whole time yeah I'm gonna go shoot the crab you've a gun okay I got
a gun I do you got keep it in my pocket I don't even know I don't think it
does anything it's the damage on me that's a go that's a nail god it's
supposed to I mean it's the only gun we got and it didn't do nothing oh good
to Papa I ran pretty far to get here brother stars actually I think there's
one idea the genius idea because this allows you get closer to that tree to
win shit this is gonna explode okay now we can win shit all right brothers don't
take this winch we I got it I got it all right coming over to that tree all
Okay
Oh fuck
Those damn crabs bested us again
We will
Now now you hold on just a minute
Those fucking bastard crabs.
Those bastard crabs.
Now.
Those bastard crabs.
I did, brother.
Hold on, man.
Hand them those crabs, brother.
Hand them those crabs.
I won't take it anymore.
I won't take it anymore.
Those crabs.
I got a bit more death than I'm going to bed.
What?
I won't go to bed.
I'm going to bed.
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Ah, I need to recover from hangover.
Recover from what?
You just drink more.
What's the problem?
John's got metapause.
I've heard of it.
The Trinoladium John's size ain't got periods no more.
He gets all ear teeth.
I smell pussy, Pete.
Oh, I smell pussy.
I smell it too.
I'm gonna take a wee-la-hunch, wee-la-hunch,
smell it as well.
Not this one.
my tiny little legs can make that jump all right guys we're gonna have to drag
you
let me make some of those burgers yeah I'm tossing the burgers inside go ahead
and make them yeah I'll make them pass oh there we go
Yeah, it's how we died in such a simple part.
This is almost unimaginable.
This is probably the easiest part of the whole level.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's uh, yeah.
There we go.
We got the patties on the grill.
real. Yeah. All right, these guys
hit all the burgers. He ain't
nothing for you. All right.
I would love to burger. I would
have loved one.
That's it. Oh, God.
I'll take that one. Wait. Hold on.
I can use. Okay.
Hey, first come first serve.
Looks like giving time in the boat.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and drop us there gimmick, brother.
Yeah, I'm going to smoke a quick cigarette if you don't mind.
Let me tell you some cooking.
I've never seen more beautiful landscapes than I do now.
I've been to Mississippi.
I've been to Ohio.
I've been to Florida.
I've been in New York.
But let me tell you some Colorado ain't even compared to this.
This isn't the most beautiful landscape I've ever seen.
Mother nature.
Let me go.
Oh, here's the burger.
The burger.
See, he is beautiful.
Oh, hold on now.
I could use a quick burger.
It's right. Oh
It's blind you right there. Who can walk driving?
Okay, I'm gonna have you once
I'm dead
There's a burger right there. Do you remember I'm not dead. I'm fine boys. I'm fine brothers
I'm fine. That burger you wanted
Where's that burger at?
Right behind here.
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
I'm PCG.
I'm PCG, brother.
You got a grill?
I would love a grill.
Yeah, it's inside the car.
That's about a quarter mile up.
And he just hit a tree
and took off all of the exterior
of our trailer.
And finally we got the gun made.
And Tom's gun made it.
We're fine boys. We don't need no exterior
Yeah, she's American made brothers. He's American made
That burger
I got the patty!
I got the patty!
Put it out on the grill, boys!
Wait, I'm not hitting the patty!
Put it out on the grill, brothers!
Put it out on the grill, brothers!
I'm turning to root!
I'm going to upturn to root!
Dude, come on, just eat the raw patty!
I think I'm dying of food poisoning and malnutrition, brothers!
My body seems to be failing me!
This is ridiculous
I'm sorry, I think this trip was a mistake brothers. This is a good trip
You probably don't even know we're headed do you I don't know where we're headed where we had
We're just we're headed to the black side CIA underground facility area 57 where they're holding
Natalie Portland
Yeah, that's right.
When did she get captured?
Well, she don't, I don't know.
That's, we gotta go save her.
But if you know that, I think you're about to die.
What, what's wrong with the car?
The car is, I can't even tell what direction the ground is at this point.
The car is found.
Am I up or down?
Am I up or down, brother? Am I up or down?
The car is fine. There's nothing wrong with the car.
There's nothing wrong with the car.
I chose Natalie Bortman because I was watching South Park last night.
You gotta wait, you gotta wait.
Natalie Bortman was a wormhole to a bunch of pilgrims.
Apparently, on South Park they said that Natalie Bortman's vagina was a wormhole to a planet full of pilgrims.
That could happen.
That could happen.
Never know now.
That could happen.
Never know.
Never know that could happen.
We're over here, sir.
Sir.
You never know what can happen.
Life is like a books in chocolate.
They're turning the water, they're turning the frogs.
Turn of the frogs game
Which is very good, I wish I was a brother. Yeah
Why are we moving when I draft I
Got guys, I'm driving the car, but we're not moving
I'll start think that we're not too good this
What would you smoke a cigarette ding these over that's what I've been doing helps clear my head
Yeah, help scream my head. Let me go ahead and smoke a quick cigarette
Yeah, oh, hold on now. Oh
Oh real quick, but that park room. Yeah, we put it in park
We put this bad boy park. Yeah
That's that's thinking ahead. That's using somebody on wages brother. Can somebody on which is with college
I just realized boys that we are so if you look at our health we literally should be dead right now. I don't even know how we're alive. I
genuinely have never seen the car this close to death without us being dead.
If you look at our health, we literally should be dead right now.
I don't even know how we're alive.
I genuinely have never seen
the car this close to death without us being dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah.
This is the beginning.
If we didn't even compare all this entire army will explode.
Well, that case, Florida.
Fuck.
I think we should figure out how to heal
the car first so that we don't explode.
okay god power drill
you just killed me fix the wheels fix the wheels brother you just you just fucking killed me there
apart fix the wheels brother fix the wheels
okay i'm dead i'm fucking dead giving just kill me
And there's only one revived fentanyl.
I don't know why gimmick would give me when we only have one revived fentanyl.
He actually just fucked up the whole operation.
I'm dead.
Gimmick revived me brother, revived me.
John died a while ago, he stopped talking.
I've been predominant.
Gimmick revived me brother, please.
Brother, please, I gotta smoke a cigarette clean my head.
Are you sure?
Revive me brother, I know how to get us through this fence.
Yeah, I'm just gonna look for the uh, uh huh.
You said there's some fentanyl in here, you're sure you're positive?
You know, it's in your inventory, you need to find me and press F on me.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yeah, sir.
Don't worry, we'll get you back alive very soon, brother.
Oh, yeah, you want to put me down and you want to press F on me when you put me down
Thank you gimmick, thank you brother
Listen all we need to do is get this car through the valley
We should get a checkpoint getting our friends back to lab, but first we got to make sure we have maximum health
I'm gonna repair the wheels real quick. We can be one quick say it
You are not gonna like where this fits us
What's going on?
What's going on?
What the hell?
Coconut?
I'm dead!
Your body's gone!
Didn't you get eaten by the crabs?
Shit, I might have.
Those bastard crabs!
They're busting me again!
Damn those crabs!
They're plodding some boys!
I'm just not sure what I've been seeing crab meetings all across the Mississippi.
You walk up to a group of seven or eight crabs, and they all disperse all silent like they've
been plotting something against his brothers.
Gentlemen, the enemy is amongst us, and they are here.
Witch it!
Witch it, gimmick!
Witch it!
Not attached to nothing.
Well, why not?
Just fucking restart it.
I'm coming!
This fucking restarted.
Oh, gimmick's dead.
gimmick is dead.
I'm gonna go get another stupid juice. I'll be right back.
I think we're all dead, boss.
Now listen to me very closely, coconut.
Listen, these other two knuckleheads,
heads. They ain't no damn what they're doing. It's you.
John killed me three times now.
He's you and your brother.
It's you and your brother.
John keeps, John keeps killing me.
It's you and me, brother.
And I'm gonna get a shot.
I've been dead for 15 minutes.
How could I keep killing you?
I'm gonna get us out of this sticky situation.
Don't you worry, Coco.
They're working against us.
They're working with the crabs.
I saw gimmick having a meet with five crabs yesterday.
He was on a black couch and five crabs were behind the couch
I'll get us out of this sticky situation. Don't you worry. I'll get us out of this sticky situation
Just nice and easy. I'm just gonna winch it real nice and easy
That's an easy brother. Yes, sir. Nice and easy. I'm gonna winch it nice and easy, brother
I'm gonna get us out of this sticky situation real quick. Can I increase my FOV?
Yes, I can, okay.
I'm going to get inside of this sticky situation, brother, yes, sir.
I'm going to get inside of this sticky situation.
This is a sticky situation indeed, and I think that gimmicks working with the crabs.
I think gimmicks working with the crabs, brother, yes, sir.
I think he's working with the crabs.
I'm not trying, I'm succeeding.
I'm going to get a second point, brothers.
Guys, guys.
Are we fucking dead serious?
We're not even to the point where we keep dying.
Are you serious?
That was all before the point where we keep dying.
Are we so dead serious?
I told you, you're not going to like where that spits you out.
That's why I jumped off the car.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
That's why I jumped off the cliff.
Oh, he's...
Are you kidding me?
We're not even passing.
They're gonna get us food us again.
Those fucking bastard crabs.
They bastard us again.
How are we still at the same spot
that we were half an hour ago?
How is that possible?
They're crabs.
They're conspiring.
They're conspiring against us.
against us. Yes sir they are brother. Oh well I saw one of them crabs make a real rude motion
towards us. What'd he do? What'd he do brother? A real awesome only a crab can do. What'd he do?
Bastiest. What'd he do brother? What'd he do? Let's just say there's more there's let's just say
there's a more there's a lot more in that shell than you think.
I
Worth the show that I think like what brother
There's some soft spots and hard spots in that show and let's just say
They ain't afraid to show hey afraid to show it huh, really don't worry. I'm almost done. I'm gonna get you back alive in
Don't worry guys, I'm almost to the second point. Just give me two damn seconds, please.
I can't believe this might be the one that we-
I'm almost to the second point, brothers. Just give me two damn seconds.
I'll get all you boys back alive. You have my word.
You have my word, brothers. You have my word.
You have my word. I just got- I just passed the point when we couldn't get past.
I just passed the point where we couldn't get past. I might have to take what
revived you all brothers. Don't you worry. Take boys right over this hill boys.
Yes sir it is. Yes sir it is brothers. Yes sir it's right here brothers.
It's right here boys. Yes sir take one right here. I'm gonna get you all back
alive. Don't you worry brothers. Yes sir.
I
Was the second one brothers just give you two seconds go ahead smoke big cigarette once don't that cigarette
You'll be back in line brothers. Yes, sir. Ain't no cigarettes in heaven
No, there's cigarettes in heaven. There's that's actually the first thing you get
Just got
Gates what brother what I
I
Looked away for two seconds. Oh my fucking god
Oh
My god
Don't have this dumb question
We still be alive right now
But I looked over at the buggy later said what do you think y'all was talking about and I drove off
a cliff
It was actually close
I'm locking in I'm locking in I'm locking in I'm driving the game RV. None of you are fit to drive the RV
Purpose because I thought it was a wasted around and then you ended up salvaging it
it. Then he throw it on the cliff. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. I'm practically locked
in on that. Yeah, it's honestly fucking guys. Just stay here. I'm going on my own. What?
What the fuck? Hey. Oh, we'll catch up. Don't worry. He's gonna. We're gonna get
full health here. Very easy. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are. Here's a burger. I'm going
on my own, brothers. I'm going on my own. On my own. On my own. Don't worry,
Brother's dead purely cosmetic. Purely cosmetic stuff.
Wait a minute. Where's John?
He just got off.
He's just even saying he's back.
No, he just, as soon as you crash, he just got off.
He just went off on a flight on sleep, too.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Well, there goes our John.
There goes our sweet, sweet John.
Okay
Yeah, we got a lock in what the hell are we doing?
No, you're not
No, you're not cuz we know you're not
The RV bro to get the
What actually I'm gonna double-cook it. I'm gonna taste Winnie. I'm gonna get Winnie in here
Fuck this fucking shit, dude
we doing wrong? What have we done? Guys, guys, guys. Lock in. Guys, please lock in.
Guys, seriously, we had to get a message. Wait, guys, please lock in. Please lock in,
guys, please lock in. We got it. We got it locked in. I am locked in. Are you locked
in for sure? Are you guys, guys, you're locked in? I did one run where I wasn't
locked in. I've been locked in every other round. Let's lock in. The Novel. I've
been locked in and coconut talking talking about women
that's beating them that's beating them that's beating them that's right now
please come on please come here we only have two fennels if you kill me I have
to return you don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me
Don't kill me go to that. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. What the fuck?
She lives sticky see you later pal
You're the car, right?
You go ahead I'll catch up. I have to leave coming up with China killing brother
I believe it was
He's got a look in his eye
Restart incoming
It's 50 he's 50 50 grinding up there again. I see all wheels dangling off
Oh, you're going straight to the tree, huh? You got a wedge. It's got wedges to bit. He's got wedges just a bit brother
He's got wedges to bit
Well, you see that you see that now we're back up on our wheels
Yeah
Front-wheel drive it doesn't seem to be working. It's not front-wheel drive
There we go, you see that okay, hold on hold on there. Yeah, uh-huh put on there
See that there we go there we go go ahead I'm with this brother go ahead. I'm with his brother. Oh
Oh my god it works.
He's not wedging from the wrong side of course.
Nothing will be left to let's be expected of coconut.
It's unwitched.
There we go. It's because I'm unwitched.
Now let's draw this RV.
He's just gonna kill me brother.
He's just gonna kill me.
He's just gonna kill me brother.
He's gonna go with the crabs.
No you're working with the crabs brother.
He's gonna grab the fucking crabs.
We got a lock in please we can't lose one more time for the next take away, please
Just let me cook I can get us I can get us all in the next take away as long as you don't purposely kill me
Please, but please don't
Pack a hot dogs coming in hot
I'm gonna please don't kill me, but
Please come in it, please
Please don't kill you
Please I beg of you really don't give me brother. I'm not I'm not I'm not. I'm gonna have beg of you
Just I need you to not kill me please brother
Please brother. I beg of you. I beg of you brother
Need a couple more peace to fly wood boys just couple more peace to fly wood them will be family
Beautiful beautiful
Okay
Okay, no no wincing no wincing necessary brother we should have come to be
supplied let me win it no don't win you please God don't win please God brother
don't win we got brother don't win she please God I just want to get passes
God for second part please I'm driving no you hate
Oh my god, we made it boys! We made it boys! We made it boys! We made it boys! We did good work, everybody boys!
We made it best of one party, it's here!
Well, hold on. We can still savage this. We can still savage this.
I am a savage.
I am a savage, brother. I am a savage.
The grill.
Oh, shit.
Come here, you buy my shared cigarette with the brother.
I'll go on ahead.
Oh, shit.
I'm trying to grill back here.
I'm trying to grill back.
Oh, shit.
Don't get back here, brother.
You found the grill, brother.
Try to mount it down to a safe location.
Oh, the baddies are gone.
The baddies are all fucking gone.
You can't pull this bridge that's a bit windy.
There's one bad guy on the front.
Grab that baddie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're still alive!
We're still alive!
Now, hold on. Let me smoke a cigarette while I think about this.
How are we going to get back up there, brothers?
How are we gonna get back up there?
Very easily. Surely.
Help!
Ah, man, where's that grill?
Help!
I can't be by just screwing it up. That was so easy, Dale.
Help me!
Brother Dammit!
Do we need to restart, guys, or should we try to get back up that hill?
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Good. You deserve to be dead. Just come back.
I'm alive. I'm alive.
You shouldn't be.
gimmick I think we need to reconvene and have a new pilot and I think you
should be that man it's an RV I'm an expert pilot it's time for you to be a
pilot give me time for you to come I'll pilot that beauty I'll pilot that beauty
I'll make her fly he says it's an RV see that's why he can't be trusted I'll
I'll make her fly I think we just go around this side of the mouth boys
Okay
Must be up on top of the mountain, but we'll figure it out boys. We'll figure it out brothers surely
What yeah, this is probably gonna work out just
We'll be fine, but it's a dream. We'll be fine
Yeah, I told you to work it out just fine brothers. I told you it's an alternative route. It's an alternative route
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir. I told you this should be fine boy. It's an alternative route
Why would they put all this in the map if they didn't want some people to go on alternative routes exactly myself
Don't kill yourself coming up your asses the fat is in the whole team
Come on. Don't kill yourself your asses the fat is in the whole team, please
We can put them on the grill.
You got quite a bit of meat on that bone.
I actually think they might have just saved it.
I'm not even joking.
I think we're actually about to save it.
Well, is this a cigarette route?
I think this might be a cigarette route.
I've been doing it, but I think this is a cigarette route.
The old fly off the bridge 100 feet up.
Trick.
Trick.
Yeah.
No
Don't worry
Hello
Yes, I'm gonna need to smoke a cigarette for you this yeah
Well, I'll just put that in park right now
Put it in park
Go ahead and bring part boys. Can somebody grab the map and see if we're the fuck we are right now
My grandpappy never needed a man
I think you great baby
Let me see this. Let me see this map right now.
Don't lose your game.
It's literally the only map you get near the time.
Okay.
I think I just died.
I just died.
You just killed me. You literally just killed me, brother.
Oh, I'm back alive.
Gosh, please check out the map and see where the hell we are.
I can't move.
Good.
Uh, the map is gone.
The map is in the water to our left.
Come on, that's just a fucking idiot.
I've got okay, I'm taking out the map we see
Well my cancer can't turn what that was my arms
I think we're supposed to go to this dock over here boys. I think when I see on the right path
I'm not even joking. He was once you go to this dog right here. Just straight ahead look
Where?
Right ahead.
Where?
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
Aw.
Aw, she's beautiful.
Aw, she's beautiful.
God, see, we did it.
Aw, she's beautiful.
We made it.
We've made it.
beautiful look at the rolls we made it we made it guys they said we could
they call us stupid they call us dumb but we get the new the new
we get to see it go right again
guys I think I died I don't just wouldn't you where you at coconut
I had the map open and I touched the water. I think my character is bugged out what I can't I can't move
I'm like walk walk. I can't you move here you in game. He's right over here. He's over here
He's just standing here jumping up and down. Yeah, I can jump
I can't I had the map open when you hit me with a little bit of revival over here. Oh me. Can you kill me?
Okay
Yeah, okay
Where's he going? Oh shit, he's on the move. Where's he going? I got this stand back
You don't want to see this
You don't want to see this
You don't want to see this just your peanut. You don't want to see
Stand back
I
Shit he died
He's died on impact
Nope, I still can't move you can't move
No, no, I can't it's fun. What do we have you pick up the map again?
Yeah, yeah, give me the map. It's right there in that thing. You ready? I can't turn
I can only you gotta put the map in front of me. Okay. All right
Stop
Nope
You see it? You see it?
No.
You got it?
I do it almost. I won't do it. Do it.
Yep.
And you got it?
No, I don't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, now I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna show you guys.
No.
Let's just kill him again. Let's just kill him again.
I don't think we're just gonna kill him again. I ain't got no solution here guys.
Dig into the mountain. Dig into the mountain for sacrificial.
Coconut, I hope you feel better soon!
Okay, I'm dead again I got you. Do you feel better? I don't think so. Wait, what do we do this?
Oh, no, we're at a checkpoint. This is good. This is good. Oh, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. There we go. There we go. There we go.
All right.
Good work, team!
I swear, there's two guys talking in the distance.
Did you guys see that for a second?
I think I heard that for a second.
Two guys talking in the distance talking in the distance
You sound insane
Really I've been watching Iceman Isaac's speed is all time
That there it is there it is Isaac's ice man ice man sack speed. It's a tight that
He's just been on on my other monitor the whole time, the whole time.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm just gonna pop a quick Lucy Ducey.
I think we're ready to rip.
Wait, are these better tires?
No, I think these are the placement tires.
They're the same, they're just the same, yeah.
I got two burgers in here if you guys want some.
Two burgers.
Nice burgers.
Two burgers.
I would love a burger.
Where's the burger?
I'm on the grill.
Medium rare.
Very nice.
Okay.
Cheese and ketchup.
Cheese.
Okay.
What's this all about?
What's this?
What's this heinous?
Both the burgers are mine.
Both the burgers are mine.
Coconut, if you kill me, coconut, you just negated the two burgers.
You ate both burgers?
I was very hungry.
I was so hungry boy.
Two burgers!
A large fry and a coke!
Guys hop in.
We ride.
Wait a minute.
What?
What? What?
We can only...
What? What?
We gotta go get the boat.
What? We gotta jet ski.
Get mixed ride.
Holy shit!
Oh holy shit, huh big boys?
Oh wait a minute, there's sharks
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Uh...
Alright, somebody climb the ladder real quick.
Where's the ladder at?
Oh, it's just right there, right by Coconut.
Right on Coconut's side. It's no problem.
It's all safe, all clear.
All clear, all the scout out here.
And, uh...
Yeah, you go ahead and grab on that ladder.
Probably just take a quick dip into the sea.
Quick dip into the seat.
Where?
There's a ladder on the boat.
I did it!
I did it!
I'm thinking as hard.
So you didn't get eaten by the shark.
Okay, perfect.
Nothing I know, I know.
It wasn't a trap.
You see it fast.
You see it's fast, it's like a speedboat, boys.
Wait, I'm right in front, don't hit me.
Maximum speed!
I'm getting dizzy, I'm about to throw up.
And now you put the van on the...
Yeah, you gotta lower the... lower the thing.
You got to go to the front.
You got to go to the front.
You got to go to the front.
Okay.
You're just hitting the... hitting the door.
Alright, you got to go to the front.
You got to give it a tasteful lower.
You got it!
It's got to be just enough.
Oh, God, the crab army!
The crab army is at first.
Give him a wish.
Oh, wait, where do we go now?
Oh, wait, where do we go now?
Where the?
Where the?
Right across.
Where do we go?
Keep going.
I've got anchors for the head.
Anchors for the head, I think.
Oh my God.
It's a whole village.
It's a whole society.
It's a whole society of hyper intelligent crap.
It's lots of people.
Crab people?
No people crabs.
The swimmers it's a man bear pig.
Resident on these islands.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
You use what we are
That's right, see what I bit my shark to
Oh
Don't let stop don't let she she's stopping don't let stop it
Stop stop stop. Don't stop
Stop put me oh my god
Oh my god
Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, wait, wait, you got to bring the boat over here
I can't get out the ladder, I can't get out the ladder.
Stop, peanut, stop, peanut, stop, peanut, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You're gonna kill me!
I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Wait, how are you fucking to the top so quick?
I mean, what is it, Tom? It's so quick.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Stop, stop, stop.
Go that side.
Why'd you give me a reason to bite you?
Oh my god!
Ah!
And I'm dead.
what giving how we get back to having it back to space I'm working on it that's
gotten mad with power I don't know how to grab the damn you know I can get to
the top of the rope but it doesn't let me like it's just trying to be right
back down okay yeah I'll try cover the other room we're still gonna add
these relaxing I just died
I tried to climb the rope and then I just fell to my death.
That was ridiculous.
As I'm dead at the bottom of the sea, I'm dead at the bottom of the sea, I'm dead at
the bottom of the sea.
Wait guys, guys, I'm gonna die too.
You're the last one alive.
Do not die.
Do not.
There's no ladder.
There's no ladder.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Do not die.
Okay guys, give me on the fucking RV. I'm taking a piss. Give me on the fucking RV!
It's time to lock it! I'm taking a creepy pee pee. Come on, you put me down and I'll
suck it beside you. Yeah! I'm taking a pee. I'll be right back. I'm taking a pee. I'm
You're gonna be pee pee you guys
Peepie pee pee pee pee pee pee where are you
Hey, Peepie.
Peepie gone.
Peepie go Peepie.
Peepie go Peepie.
Why do we have three repair hammers?
What are we repair, are we gone, we gone repair crazy?
I
Have it good. I haven't heard
Where am I?
Thank you sir. Thank you
Okay, I'm calling law enforcement. I'm calling the police. Yeah, I'm talking to an adult you talk to you again
I'm talking to an adult
I'll touch you again, P. I'll touch you again right now.
Oh, Pina, did you just die?
What are you doing?
I'll blow up these jet skis from summer vacation, baby!
Wheeeee!
Oh, thank God.
I'm gonna save you guys.
R.P., please.
Please.
Come here, why are you coming out here?
You got to stop. You got to stop there, brother.
He's been drinking, he's been drinking, he's been drinking.
Bring the RV over, bring the RV over.
I
Here we go
How do we open
How do we open that bridge?
Grabbing jetski, grabbing jetski
Wait, wait, wait. He's ready. He's ready. Actually joining us. Wait.
Oh, fantastic. You got my replacement.
No, no, we got your addition, you're not gonna die.
No, you got both of us!
Wait! Just this one! Just this one!
No, we got you! We got you! We got you, pal! We got you, buddy!
Yeah, yeah, I'm out of here, dude!
No, you're not! No, you're not!
Yeah, yeah, bitch! I'm out of here!
We got you! We got you! We got you!
If you be winning, give it!
The dynamic one! The dynamic one!
Huh?
Welcome in, Mr. Winnie, welcome in!
Hello, hello, hello!
What's going on?
Winnie, I'm seeing you in a quickenfire, right?
Alright, sounds good.
Winnie, are we friends I've seen?
Yeah, I've seen you.
I don't think so.
I'm in the atroity now.
I just saved my friend, too.
It's a little closer, and I can hit that rope.
look at that you're talking in game and we heard you boss
dude I'm gonna go play war dogs dude I'm going fucking crazy
fuck it what are we doing
I was a nice boy
I was a nice bitch
yeah fuck you bitch
yeah fuck you bitch coconut I bet you if you go
They're gonna stream site you do
Well, oh you try that reverse psychological sucking from the back type shit on me, huh? Well, no, I got a fucking work
Well, no, I'm just saying cuz I'm not playing the party go out my boys and you're one of my boys
You're plugging up the plug in to go after you
They mean sweet coconut
I
Not joining you guys
I'm here to end that
Million of time and see you again. Bye. What's it? We take
We I don't think we're friends. What's your steamy is it not Winnie?
What's your name on Steven and makes you appear online
Why are you no game developers American?
every time a game comes out the devs are literally in the opposite times up
they're all like London they're all from London we're all there dude Britain is
the game capital well yeah I can play war dogs right now if the devs were
awake but they're not that's what I'm saying why I feel like it's not just
war dogs every time the game comes out the devs are always in Europe wait I'm
your friend but I don't it's either BR3 or Winnie your name is Winnie it's just
not let me invite him for some reason are you peering online get off the wheel
Now, now I'm all about.
Here you are. How funny it was.
Hmm. Hmm.
Wait, what time is it in Britain right now? What time do you need these developers to hop on?
It's six hours ahead of you. Six hours ahead of you.
They're not awake yet.
They're not awake yet.
I would be totally down for what else? We're going to get a street sign by the Cheetahs.
But what if- what if they're not on P?
What if- what if they're not on P?
What if they're not on P?
Why are you whispering?
They could hear you if they're whispering.
We're talking about scream sniping cheaters.
Do you really think these guys have a job or a family to go to?
What if- what if they're not here?
What if they- what if they left?
I want you to say out loud.
I want you to say out loud for everyone to hear you.
Oh no, the scream sniping cheaters
have a job and a family to go to.
And I want you to say how- I want you to see how
you. What if, but what if they're not on?
Just say it out loud one time. Just say it out loud one time
so you can understand. Just say, just say peanut. The
street-sibling cheaters are online because they have a job
or family to go to. Just say it out loud. Just say it out
loud. Just say it. That way you can understand how silly
you sound.
While you deliberate, peanut, get out of the window.
We're on a boat!
We're on a boat!
This is goose to me!
Should we take that sick guy Jensky back there? No.
No!
Okay.
How do we get up there?
I know what we gotta do.
You gotta go up this rope right here, Pete.
I'm gonna be the bottom of the rope to catch ya.
Just in case you fall.
out I'm up okay now bring me send me the winch yeah I can winch it up here
but why would you just open the game oh there's nothing over here though I see
Oh
Bob and we I pressed it I pressed it. Oh, we did it. We did it with the winch
I think we might be dead the bridge is open
Somebody grab when he I don't worry when I looked I tried my hardest. I don't know I can do
What are you? Oh, shit
I'm in the bus you're in the bus
I'm gonna fuck you serious
What are you doing here boss?
Here you go
We
I think he just drowned.
Doc Damage, come back up!
Oh, I'm coming!
Well, you guys are down there.
There's a...
There's another man at the bottom of the sea.
What's that?
Oh, hey, see that?
We're turning it around.
We're turning it around.
You dead?
Where'd our crew go? Yes!
They're trying to save you and I died!
Well I didn't need saving you.
Do we have to go down there and get them?
I'm too cool.
No, I don't think you can get us.
I think I should go and watch.
Okay, alright.
Please, please...
We gotta drive this boat.
I don't think...
Okay, okay, okay.
I got it.
There we go.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is the test position.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, there's the jet ski back there!
There's the jet ski back there!
There's the jet ski back there!
There's the jet ski, and go back and revive us and the...
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money!
gravestones
Where'd he go?
Oh God!
Winnie, just stay on the drive.
Winnie, it's-
How do I- I don't know how to reverse the gear!
Oh!
It's inside boat rules.
It's boat rules.
I'm coming.
You just run me over.
Okay, Winnie.
Wait, you're at the bottom of the ocean with me.
What do you mean you ran him over?
Well, I see him.
Coco, come right here!
Yeah, I'm going to the jet ski.
Who's at the bottom of the ocean?
Coco, come here!
Hey, who's there at the bottom of the ocean with me, dad?
That's gimmick. That's gimmick.
That's me. That's who I said hi.
Oh, hi, Janky.
Hold on. I got the jet ski.
What am I doing with the jet ski here?
Right next to you.
Here's drive-back to the checkpoint.
Go back to the gravestone.
OK. Got it.
Where's the checkpoint?
It's behind us.
Where we took off from?
Where we took off from?
This thing is good tonight.
I forget all of the lights tonight, boys.
No more TTS tonight.
I put that same one like four times down.
Let's not be all out of whack today.
GOKENOT!
Get us from the grave!
We're dead.
Right ahead, straight ahead, straight ahead.
Behind us, we came from Bars.
He's almost there, he's almost there.
He's almost there.
Finally under water.
Why are we under water?
All right, I'm here.
Right now, go next to the building
and just hit E on the grave still.
I don't know.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
I'm still there.
God, I got it.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh, I'm alive!
What up, boys?
Welcome back.
Oh, thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
I was just buried in that tomb.
Oh, thank you, boys, thank you, boys.
Tomb rest.
I was doing some tomb resting as well.
The wet mud really helped school you down.
Yeah, that's good for the skin.
Six-foliating.
There's a fucking sick ramp over here, guys.
Check it out, come here.
Where?
Right, right, check this out.
Bobby.
This is gonna be so fucking extreme, Dennis.
Yeah!
Oh shit, I see it.
I'm going in!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Jumping vacation jump for fun at this time
All right, ready you can move you can move the boat forward now
All aboard all aboard
Hello, there's another bridge guys
Where's the bono guy
All right, we're all good. There's another bridge to the left. I assume that's where we go. I'm gonna scout
to the right. Nothing to the right. There's nothing to the right.
I don't see it. Wait, where's the boat at?
Over here!
This is the guy who's about to hit the left.
Okay.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I think we go left here. Pick a left.
Where do I open this bridge?
Yeah, we're gonna open that shit up there.
How do we open it?
It's kind of hard to see.
I see, I see how it works.
Or we could winch it up and over.
Mmmmm.
That's the one. That's the one.
Let me circumvent and analyze the situation.
I know how to do it. I know how to do it.
The war dogs miss you, Rogan.
I can't play war dogs.
4,000, it's on the roof.
New stream-side computers that are targeting me, Mr. Bessler.
And all the developers are sleeping.
Got it, got it, got it.
What is the roof of the RV?
What's the flip-flop?
I think I just came up with a little solution in my head, Mr. Rogan.
I think I just came up with a little solution in my head.
I was actually just pondering if I could free keep it.
I can't see what it is, but let's just say that he's going to have another thing coming.
They're going to have another thing coming next time they want to throw something sigh on me.
I'm drinking beer.
Alright, here we go.
Throw me, I'm ready.
Go!
Okay, I'm gonna drink a beer.
Okay, I need a beer.
Hey, wait.
If I'm over there, why don't you?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
I'm right here, guys.
I'm right here.
Where?
Oh my god, I don't think it's...
No beers!
Oh, bitch!
I don't think there's any way to be on this.
Cabinets, Captain Cabinets!
Captain, Captain, fight the antsy!
No!
Okay, stay open!
I'll leave, open up, wait.
I'm back, we'll throw you right here.
Wait, hold on, this is...
Wait, wait, wait.
There's a jet ski up there!
Oh, no, that's so close!
Get the gun!
Yeah!
I went out there!
I went out there!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
I
Think
Well, the bottom wait so we supposed to be getting through this game
I don't know
I see a bit I see a I see a bridge little thingy that we could throw from on this side for sure
You guys they need to do a double throw
You need to flip for 4,000
I mean, I mean, I don't know
I don't know if it doesn't work and this chart can be
Damn!
Oh my god, wow, that was a much better throw
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I've been I've been working out
Yeah
He's no longer with us
Brother
You'd try harder I'm trying to super
Under water
Don't skydive over the rocks
Guys, I think the buttons underwater underwater. Oh really?
What makes you think that?
Chat told me
Wait guys, that's one of the great guys guys guys. What if the button is under water?
Wait a second that
Bites that sounds a little bit logical wait
Wait guys so much got a bunch of water. I think
What if I might even see something down there. Oh God.
She is doing great idea boys. Buy me. Cheers boys. I don't know what we would do with that. Cheers.
I'm going to look for the button. I see it. I see it. I see the button.
Where? I see the button. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.
Peanut saw the button first. I saw the button first. I can't press it.
Move wait, you have to hold it. That's why I don't hold it
Yeah, you were tapping it. He was doing a little jiggle. Well, how was this all the but with sharks?
I'm dead. Yes, that's how much was all the but with such
Is this scuba tanks? I don't know. I'm dead
We've no revives
You make out that you need to open it.
Oh, they got their sharks in the water!
How is there a hole that's died without dying to sharks?
They don't make any sense.
Whatever's gonna die.
Sacrifice.
What sacrifice?
We need a sacrifice.
What sacrifice?
Give me, give the last one alive by the way.
So if you die, it's all ours.
These also don't revive fit nons.
I can't get up this ladder. Oh, Jesus Christ. Why are there any revive fit dogs around this part? I
Think we might have missed them. No, we wouldn't miss them. We're too smart to miss them
I think you got to take a chance to revive us. You racist sarks. I'm gonna revive you all
What if there's another what if that's a trap what if there's another way we take a little like side
I think we're losing.
What?
We coconut.
Oh!
Oh, you know what we need down there coconut?
Whoa.
Think about it coconut.
It's so simple.
It's right in front of all of our faces.
What do sharks fear the most?
Women.
Racists.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
Women.
We'll send coconut down there to hold down the button here we go boys. It's my time to shine
It's your time to shine coconut
Your moment
Do it for racism
You for what now I got to get in there, I got a whole button and then I die. Yes
That's that's that's incredible
Hmm
After we get revived here
Time for me to hold boys
Listen, if I died it would take longer than for me to just drive back and revive you all
That's very true
Winnie Winnie
Yeah
I have a plan
I use your whip-button cock and helicopter for the sharks
distracted gimmick sing a tune from old folk times back in the 1600s
coconut-eyed computer saying
watch me dad's amongst the stars
and for the sharks all those three things combined will distract the sharks
walking up from me to hit the button
okay
we didn't start the fire it was always done it just the words were done it
we didn't start the fire
When he's amped, go get it singing!
He knows all the words.
Thank you sir. Thank you. I appreciate it. You died, Bob. You died, Bob.
Listen to the song part of a generation. Listen to the song part of a generation.
The song of a generation.
Each charted course, each careful step. He knows all the word.
Along the byway
And more much more than this I did it my way
Yes, there were times
I'm sure you know
That I bit off
more than I could chew
But through it all
When there was doubt I
I ate it up, and spit it out.
I faced it all, and I stood tall, and I did it my way.
I walked to his leg, I had my pills, my stare of losing,
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing to think I did all that, and may I say that in a shy way, oh no, don't lock me.
What?
Oh, thank god.
The game was closed for a second.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's a long song.
He's muted in this course.
Look at him coming.
He's beautiful.
He's beautiful.
I took the boat and did it by way.
All right, racist.
Get in the water.
Push the button.
He just left the game and left the discord.
Are you serious?
As the song crescendos does.
What?
and you push me right into the sharks and um, fairly alive.
What?
Don't we just leased right out of there.
Well, not right here.
No, Kuga just left.
He did it his way.
He did it his way.
He did it his way.
He did it his way.
That was inspiring.
You know what, I just have an idea.
What if we leave the car on full throttle?
And then we all go down and try to hit the button.
What do you think?
I think that would be...
Yeah.
Throw my body at the shark as a distraction.
We're gonna have to put the...
I think we're gonna fly next.
You should see what I'm seeing over here.
Are you ready, Jilik?
It's up to you and me.
When he's dead, we don't have anything to do with it.
No.
Okay, all right.
There's a shark right here.
I love to fly!
I
I
Got a jet ski oh look at looking well who said it was a hold hold button who said that
It wasn't me
Okay, this is my moment with this me
Yeah
Wait look at that
I thought that was like a plan
Mr.. Peanut get this thing to a checkpoint immediately. I really I want the keys watch. I'm on the case
more the case
I'm on the case we will make it to that take what if it's a lot see we do boys
I
Get it boys
That's it, that's it, that's it!
Woo-hoo!
That's it.
That's a checkpoint up there!
We did it! We did it!
We did it!
Oh shit, don't go in the bridge and get hit by a crab!
You have to hit the tombstone before we even get the thing off.
Just go hit the tombstone, otherwise it's over.
We went with the crunch.
Just jump in the water, there's no sharks right here.
I
Do that works to
Although I think the crabs can still get you in the
Checkpoint
Why did we go?
We're the fast!
Oh my god.
Did we not need the boat in the morning?
How did we need the boat in the morning?
Not that one.
That's not the hard part.
What a bless.
We're truly blessed.
We're truly blessed.
Are there any beers here?
Let me check, brother.
If there's any Miller Lats for us to drink inside
side our RV while we smoke brother let me take a look no but we got some
hamburger patties but those patties will never taste the same you lost the
biggest racist on the team you lost the biggest racist on the team boys those
patties ain't gonna be near as good wait do we find a barbecue you got something
say gimmick you say there was a bigger racist on our team no no well we
I don't know, Winnie's a unknown variable, you know?
Give me, give me a roll.
I can fill the roll if you beat me.
Wait, will you fill the roll of racists on the team?
I guess so, I guess so.
There's your brother, you got to watch it.
It should be easy.
I need to practice this, brother.
Easy.
Yeah, just a little bit.
All right, all right, brother.
Okay, all right, Winnie's gonna take over
as racists on the team.
He's been practicing.
Well, that settles it.
Oh, that's the wrong direction.
Don't be able to get up this hill backwards?
I believe so, brother.
I can get this RV up and down the mountains up to...
Hippie!
I can go up this mountain backwards easy.
remember what Michael Jackson said and that's what we got to think about now
brothers that's what we got to think about now
and it's only a 50-50 chance that he did with all those people said he did 50-50
another one he said it's a coin flip it's a coin flip 50-50
50-50 actually did all that stuff people said he did
I said, hey, that's what he said, brother.
He's kind of a weird guy, which is, I mean, he's definitely a weird guy, but he could be maybe he's just a weird guy.
It's 1550 chance he did, he did what everybody said he did, 1550 chance.
Okay, we'll call it 6040.
We'll call it 6040 chance.
6040 chance he did what all the people said, but that's where we'll leave it.
That's where we're going to leave it, boys.
Answer brother answer
Well, it's rocks here there is a couple rocks here yes sir yes sir just thinking turning on my brain real quick
And I think we need to win stat then you think you need a win brother. I think we need a win stat thing over
We're gonna use a win we know we took
We I think we do have one way to go that brother
We have
Okay
No, you can't what you put a win took downs there for a lot brother. There's a bar
What bar what bar you guys get there if you go and I'm going to the bar
the ball
Is it over the hill?
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
Oh my God
The end of boys on the way to the Licka Star
Oh my God
What type of drinks they got brother none what what'd you mean
Those were nuggets you're taking so take a can of nuggets
You drank all the beers and threw him off the mountain before we got here is he got those drinks
What kind of bar does they have no drinks? I don't know you get there boss get in there
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, why could I suddenly walk through the whole bar?
I'm seeing sort of a guys I can just I can just walk through the whole bar now
That's a feature. Yes. I
Guys the bar is out of work. Maybe we got guys guys the bar is leaving
Did you give him that can we give him these burgers?
This is a nice
Oh wait, does- oh do we have to give him something?
Did you see me in the bar?
What would he want?
Yeah, I see you in the bar.
Did you see me in the bar?
He doesn't want the nuggets.
What would he want?
No, it's not what he wants.
What would he want?
But he- there's a flamingo in the back of his station.
Don't we got one of those on our- on our fancy truck?
Oh, he just gave me a watermelon hack.
Huh?
Yeah, for what?
What'd you give him? What'd you pay him?
I gave him a hat.
I'm flying.
It's a magical bar.
The watermelon hat has disappeared though.
I repeat the watermelon hat has disappeared.
I can just walk through the bar. Is this a power only I have?
I'm a wizard.
Maybe just put the power in so you can go grab us some drinks through the window.
I tried grabbing the drinks out the the back of his wall, but it wouldn't be kind of then
Oh, he's a
Salesman he does different license
Good good, that's what he deserves. He's an asshole. Now. Let me drive this
Let me get this RV up here. We'll get to the bottom of this
You know what we'll do when he comes Ram is bar with our RV break it open
Pick this up and then
How do we get this RV up there now it to you?
Got a win yet so cool
But like like Shelds logo not not like I need to win a throw me toward this win
So I'm placing a little too far brother. What we're coming for coming
I
Just so it is tossed into the wind took no big deal just a quick toss ain't no big deal
next week. You got to tie me a little higher. I got a Walmart plastic bag. I feel about the
crawls, you know, there ain't no real crawls.
Yes sir, for the answer. Yes sir.
And I got that crick on my property. I bet it's got a hole in it.
What I like to do is I like to put a couch I found off Craigslist on the front lot of
my property and smoke cigarettes on it while I watch the neighborhoods just kind of go
I'm a people watcher. You're talking about watching people watcher
Learn to get them street smarts, you know
I like the cow around my property
around my property and
I like to say the
I've paid taxes in 13 and a half years. I
That government they want my money they can come get it
they want my Monday come get it but I still expect them to build them streets
and roads well I don't know how they're gonna do yeah yeah yeah I don't want
by no taxes I'll see you it's the obvious people that's the road and the
obvious can build roads lick and it split we only don't go to the sport
you know I'm saying this your brother you certain oh oh no that was how we
You can't have your cake and eat it too, but I but they say you can't have your cake and eat it too
But every damn time I got cake. I hate it. I
Get that $7.00. I get that $7 ice cream cake from Walmart. Give it to my fat wife
But that
Yes, you know two things probably related. Yes, a big birthday. She said oh, I love you honey
I love you. Thank you for getting me my seventh Walmart ice cream cake just this week
I said birth I love you I would do anything for you my love burns for you brighter than the sun as she digs into the
Ice cream cake the seventh time this week from Walmart face first
Yes, sir
Now what do we do here brother what we do here
I think we're supposed to go over here because it looks like that.
We might.
Oh, yeah.
We got to go down there.
Good thinking, brother.
Good eye, brother.
Right there.
Right there.
Down over here.
Right.
I'll be in boys.
I'll be in brothers.
I'll be in.
Let me smoke a quick cigarette while I'm thinking about what you're next.
Yeah.
You're going to get that boat down there.
We're going to hook this thing up with that liberal science and we're going to
get up on them seas.
I'm heading down to the bottom of the river.
Lock in boys.
I'm on it boys.
I'll meet you there. I'll meet you there now. Don't you go running me over.
Oh, this is a beautiful island.
This is a beautiful island.
A lot of room for development.
You know what was really too good here?
A data center.
A data center would look great here. Right here where this golf is.
And they look out into the ocean there, I like to see a lot of oil wells.
Yes, sir, brother, yes, sir.
They look a little bit better than one data center, two data centers.
See?
Yeah!
Oh, brother, you, I couldn't have said it better.
I would have just do like one to seven data centers, pack them right on top,
each other in three words.
Big ol' park a lot, too.
Oh, I'd say, yeah, we're gonna level these damn bumpy ass tunnels into a nice,
nice little beautiful little part of my beautiful white white lines no handicapped
spaces cuz that's on American my freedoms yes sir brother yes sir wherever
the damn one there we got another boat brothers we'll pop her open you ready
Hopefully the shark doesn't think it popped my ass when I'm on the way.
That's a good cigarette, this is a very good situation.
Go ahead and drive her out boys, go ahead and drive her out.
What?
He was getting cars complete in the level?
Really?
This might be right here. It might be a communist man
my Vladimir poutine
He can't just throw it off the boat
Let me
I made I met Vladimir Pontein there in 1985 when he was just see what he was just starting out
What is he brother?
He says we child of mine watch you come on down
And I'll show you I'll show you a life you ain't never seen before and I said
Mr. Pontein I said mr. Pontein I got dreams and visions. I can't be
I can't be
KGB
With the KGB
Oh lordy!
And he said, it ain't no dream, it ain't no dream, it ain't no thing, and I said, that's right Mr. Pontane, but I don't think we're on the same page.
Well, Mr. Pontane, and it turned into a bat and flew out the window.
Oh no! Damn!
Them damn batts, I'll tell you, brother.
That was a vampir!
Mr. Pontane's a vampir?
Mr. Pontein is a vampir he turned into a vampir.
Hold up now brother hold up now.
I said, now I know Mr. Pontein was something devious but I never would have thought it was a vampir.
Mr. Pontein's a vampir?
He's a vampir he turned into a giant bat two three four three four.
What time I saw Coyote out in the wilderness I saw him jumping around and whatnot like a buck.
So I took out my 22 and shot him once I was in my orange vest and the deer hide
Well, let me tell you know being a homeless person
I just stuffed his body under a bridge and forgot about it. That was about 17 years ago
I haven't told my wife yet, but every night I wake up in a cold flash thinking about that man
And if you had a family, but what was that thing you said about Pontein being a vampir?
I'm talking a perfect bat thought feet
one of them one of them weird South American bats came out
we give out a little hold on that we say we say we say a win man hold on that
I don't speak no bat but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a Nancy oh we got
Nancy boy you ain't no Nancy boy see your knuckles you were a car you were
72 hours a day and day boy while all the people are watching them face-to-face
you take a talk of theirs.
I said Mr. Montaigne, I'm the modern man and I don't care and I don't take offense to be caught in those names.
Yes sir brother, I would take offense too. Let me tell you something. I was at my son's baseball game about two weeks ago.
I saw Phil Nance's wife. He was talking about, oh go ahead and hit a home run.
He knew my child was on second base so he was disrespecting me. You know what I did?
I ripped my shirt in half-trick three millilights smoked a whole pack of malnose and beat his ass right there in front of all the other parents
Sure, I got locked up for a couple days, but it was worth it. That's just a spin
Yeah, he is up there. He gots to do what he gots to do.
Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir.
Can you night-night-night out? Can you night-night out?
Yes, sir.
I'm not that for nobody.
Yes, sir.
All day or night-
It matters if you drive the bus.
Hold on now!
Hold on now!
Man, oh yeah!
Yes, I think we may be lost and seen.
It's down to the boat.
The boaters are flopping around.
The boaters are flopping around like this.
I'm coming to pick you up.
Holy shit.
He gave me.
Oh my god.
How about the boat there, buddy?
He's gonna stop this boat.
We're gonna drop that boat.
The victim of the boat.
The victim of the boat.
The victim of the boat.
It's going to be fast.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We made it to the next checkpoint, boy.
Oh my god.
We made it to the next checkpoint, boy.
We made it to the next jackpot.
I believe we hit a slipstream there, boys.
We made it.
Jesus, take the wheel.
Can I eat a burger?
Got an extra burger here.
An extra burger? I love an extra burger, brother.
Yeah, I threw up the down the sand there.
Well, I'll take a quick bite of it once I'm getting this thing over in that gay rose.
You ain't going to get something, nothing but these magnets on it.
second there you go I guarantee you're gonna run the burger over now it's a
smash burger hold on there you gonna run this you gone done and run this
burger over now it's a smash burger just that's about a little fucking dirt on
it I hear LeBron James he likes them smash burgers and if LeBron likes a
smash burger they must the best we saw mm-hmm I heard Lee Brown James being the
basketball they didn't hit them basketball they do yeah he's a crypto
gambler now to you know as one does is the way he brought action crypto gambler
oh yeah he sponsored by one of them crypto gambling websites now seems to
be a conflict of interest seeing as he is still in the national basketball
association but what do I know I just I'm just a crawaboyler yeah crawlboy like
you wouldn't know nothing about that Nancy boy I don't know nothing about no
nasty boy keep your mouth shut Nancy boy
well like I said I do not take offense to be caught in that's what some modern
man and if I'm a fancy Nancy then that's nothing to you
Let's him take off your pants, mandatory cocket's make-sand.
Well, it looks like we've got two fancy nances on this trip there, huh?
How did they find me?
Who's talking about this?
You can take off your pants, you're waiting to feel included.
But it's not required.
I'm required, brother.
I was supposed to be safe there.
You were talking about the agent.
He said he's seen my brother.
Something going on here. Archibald's making a mess of his word.
Archibald, who's a queen polka?
Who's Archibald?
Yeah, we gotta tell her for better.
Because she's a good person, Lord.
You're all here?
How?
We're here to help, Archibald.
We need you to stay calm, Archie.
If you leave me with that hammer one more dead time,
I swear to God, I'm taking a pair of hands
to get to your cock and sack.
What the hell are you?
I apologize.
Archie, maybe we can go play.
There's no time to play jacquery. There's a strange man out there who has been tracking me down.
He's here in this?
I'm sure both. They are probably just the hikers that stumbled upon Sturik. Stop!
Sturik, I've been here for years, and I haven't seen a single hiker.
Do you have any idea who could be looking for me? I don't simply get stumbled upon.
Oh my god, I'm not a big believer that I'm a good tank, and I'm not that bad.
The name for it is after the Archibald.
It sounds frantically similar to the predicament I got into back in 1995 with the known vampire
vat of mere poutain.
Unfortunately, my powers won't work now that we are here, Archibald.
But, we can't assess the situation and determine a course of action to give it to you.
I told you that's a vampire action, right there.
This guy, that guy kind of did sound like a vampire.
I'm gambling in that nasty deck that we're containing to scout.
If that crazy man comes close, I'll sniff him out.
Don't you worry. I'll keep you safe, Archie.
Jacoby, I don't think that will let it settle.
We shall work together and come up with a plan.
Okay.
Thank you, everyone.
Breathe, Archibald. It will be okay.
And Archibald, Jacoby will need a playmate.
Please remember to give him as much attention as you can spare, whilst you're reconized, think of a plan.
Yay! Let's go play, Archie!
What if we listen to this dude named Jacobi in Archibald?
I don't know what just happened there. That was a lore dump.
Oh, the shit! Sounds like there's amperes on this island.
Guys, I'm getting word that the Steve's Eye Pigeoners have found Coco.
Well maybe he wants to come back.
I have, I warned him, I warned him.
I said, I said, I said, there's demons, demons out there, demons.
I said it, I warned him.
He didn't listen, he went out to that cold night alone.
I said it, I said it, I said it, I said it.
Hmm
Listen, you I'm gonna go get a little sip you sip while you would take us to the next destination
All right, I'm gonna back the son up here boys
Wait a sec, what's that sign there? There's monkeys in
Monkeys what's that sign say? Oh
Broke ease
Rockies
What's a rocky I don't know probably nothing to worry about
You're playing a three-way hopback. I must win if you just keep it going
Keep following trucking
Yeah, just put it in reverse
I'll get you.
Let me grab the wind, brother.
Let me grab that wind.
We're in front of the board ranch right here.
What do you think about that, boss?
Where's that feeling, boss?
I'm gonna win this street.
All right, winch it.
I
Went to it when it went to that. Yeah, we're just a little more
We're just one more
We're good
Pick me up
I'll phone in winning how funny we got a long journey ahead of us brother. This journey just started
I'm gonna grab that I should let me take a look at that map right there
Let me see how close we are to finishing this game. Listen, there's still a burger back there. There's still a burger back there
Oh, really dips
Wait guys yields you need it
Guys, we're not on the map anymore
It's it's probably cuz that map is outdated
Remember this wrong keys here
Map anymore
to tear some ruckies. Hold on now. You said there's ruckies here?
Supposed to take some ruckies. Keep your eyes out for those ruckies. Be careful guys.
Be careful now. Never heard no ruckie before.
Be careful now. I know you were gone. We saw a sign back there. What is there?
Runkies here
Be careful now
I think that's a three-clawed crawl
No, no, it's a run
Crawl run in some areas some territories
No, it's a run. That's where the side said it's just spelled it's out. It said it's a run key
There's an old runkies out here, the old three-clawed crawl.
That's what they call the runkies out here?
That's what they call runkies out here in some territory.
It's all in the old places.
There's an old word from our ancestors.
RUNKEY!
That's what I've done. That's what I've never shaken a runkie while it's in the water.
Never shaken a runkie while it's in the water?
Never take a run away in the water.
Oh, the rain is stopped, boys!
Bring the clear!
Alright, alright, alright!
As long as there's no ruckies.
Longer there's no ruckies in the water.
If they're out of the water, their curses don't work.
There's a lot of...
RUCKIES, RUCKIES, RUCKIES!
Run them over, run them over!
hold on now I don't mean I don't mean to lie to me but that somebody's not
these ruggies here boys okay we hold on nice holy shit
I think they're chasing me!
And we have back of the boy with the ruckus to our winter road!
I'm stealing all our shit!
You're stealing all our shit! I'm back here boys!
I'm chasing after this ruckus!
Ah, I'm coming!
He's too fast, he's too fast!
Lord knows I'm coming!
Oh my God!
Lord knows we got out of there boys!
More of those ruckus can steal all our shit!
Oh my God!
He's gonna steal all our shit!
Wait, hold up! There's loot in here!
So y'all tell me I'm gonna have to run through about 100 runkies, 3-crossed, Clawed, Clawed.
Where'd our R.B. go?
I had to get away from the runkies, they were stealing all our shit!
Oh yeah, I understand.
Now what, do you runkies and monkeys have a lot in common?
I don't know. Possibly unrelated. Possibly unrelated. Okay. Well, I am on foot and I have been on foot.
Guys, I need some help on this big spot. This big spot ain't no dang sense.
Where is it? Did you have to go through a huge log already?
Yeah, I went through a huge log.
All right, cool. Oh, well, I think I see you.
How do I get past this part right here?
Ooh, I see them monkeys out here.
Well, you know what? I think I see the answer, and I think that's a trick. Look up here.
I'm going to take a little bit of a picture of that.
Look inside this thing right here.
What? What?
There's a witch thing in here.
Where?
Where's the witch?
Ah!
You see that?
Ah, brother, get out!
Maybe we went through here.
What is winching over?
What is winching over?
This is George Washington, one of us wanted to do.
He wouldn't want us to win she don't know we don't know jungle like a regular city
Which is one thing but a jungle which is a whole nother thing
That's where that's my great-grandpa would always see me before I went to be it
I can't wait to see that beautiful
What I need the rug you stole our fucking wheel
Oh wait never mind I think it's up there.
No we gotta stand.
Guys we're in quicksand.
Guys we're in quicksand.
Guys the whole thing is shaking.
The whole thing is shaking.
The whole thing is shaking.
The whole thing is shaking.
I'm wishing it!
I'm wishing it!
I need a wish for myself.
I'm wishing it!
We'll be fine boys.
I'm wishing it!
Oh, this is an easy winch. I've seen a lot of winches. This is here's an easy winch right here
Just gotta take it nice and slow. That's here that wins per
Yes, and we're doing that. Yeah, and we stuck the landing and it's perfect
Guys, does anybody know where I just threw the flip of tronic ten seconds ago?
I got the flip of tronic on me right
We're gonna need that flip of tronic
I'll just do a little bit of this.
Excellent.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I don't like this flippantronic very good.
You can't actually put it where you need to flip it.
Look at it. What the hell?
Oh, wait, I see. I think we gotta winch it.
Well, I know what to do.
I don't know why you can't put the flippantronic
anywhere where it might help.
Yeah, well that's the thing about the Flipatronic.
It's sassy like that.
It ain't meant to help. It's just meant to exist.
I feel like all the places the Flipatronic would help the most,
it won't let me place it.
You know what I mean?
The Flipatronic ain't meant to help me.
I need him in my damn Runkies fault.
You think he's the Runkies fault?
Probably.
How do I use the Flipatronic?
Hmm...
Village because we're missing walls.
Village because we're missing walls?
C.A. Wall on our RV.
just
flip and try to get the shit
and they do nothing
you might as well just
give it to the wrong keys
I'm building us the walls
you might as well just give this flip
and try to get to the wrong keys
Jesus Christ
it ain't do nothing
I got to stay away from this
I'm getting drunk again
just get that hammer
I'm standing behind you, and you're still managing me to hit me with that damn hammer.
I think I'm just going to wait for the hammer.
I'm, I'm sitting, I'm done.
You go ahead.
We're back on the road, boy.
We're back on the road.
Buck it in, boys!
We got a long journey ahead of us.
Long journey ahead of us, boys.
hold on oh hold on now there's a tasty freak we could get right here from this
bar you think it's another scam hold on wait a second wait I can tell you
are higher that's holy shit that giant turn there's a ghost poop it was a trap
It was a trap we're in quicksand. We're gonna get out of here quick boys. I
Can't I can't move I can't move
Thirds vagina as we see
Get that I'm still there
I'm still trying to revive you you need a syringe you need to go into the diki bars if you can find a different syringe
but there's syringe in the diki bar i don't know he's probably gonna have to go dead
i think i'm gonna go check that
oh i got a well i got a welding machine well that's what i was trying to do before i
I swung up by that there third pussy that goddamn ghost sir. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
I don't I will I'm hoping one of you one can find a nice syringe of it now so I can go back to live
Any moment now? I think this guy
I'm distracted this ghost
Don't worry shrink might be
Is there anyone- I- guys, I feel like we're not finding a lot of syringes on this map.
You gotta be mistin' them.
Shit.
Maybe out the forest?
What do you think we're real?
You don't know where one might be, boys!
There ain't no syringes here we gotta go!
Oh my god!
What the s-
He's turning it!
He's working with the Rockies!
Jesus!
How much- how much would you lose this thing?
Get in!
He's working with the Rockies!
Let's go!
No, no, no, no!
How are we supposed to find a syringe?
Oh, find a syringe.
Right around this corner here, right around this corner here.
Did you get, now, did you happen to get penis body?
Oh, perfect.
My body's right there when he's tearing off.
Look, look, look right here, right here.
Look, look, look.
Where?
Right here.
Yeah, I'm looking.
We're trying here.
up on the side here see see we passing all these little loot trails that's why
we ain't finding nothing we got to explore the rows and falls of the island
the folds of the island we got to explore the rows and falls of the
island here there's a syringe up there we hope there's something long and
There's something wrong with the pointy.
I think we should keep going to the church.
It's a little big, but I think we keep going, you know.
Archie, revive me at that next checkpoint there, boys.
Watch out for snakes and rookies.
Hit B. I think the church's in park.
Winnie, please don't do anything unsavory to my body.
No, I just wanted to give you a nice view.
Can I go down right here?
Sir, thank you.
You can just take a 90 degree turn to the right if you're fine.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, I see our boat down there.
Let them cook for us, let them cook for us.
I
Got get that body out of my I can't see that thing
Now you guys be said together you guys be said together I believe you boys
We only got
I'll be
Thank you boys
Turkey I will all be turkeys uncle a foals of
I'll be a wild turkey in the folds of a dangerous and forbidden romance
Look at that
You don't want to be caught up in a turkey romance. Let me tell you
Let me tell you
That there is dangerous territory
You can't caught up in Turkey's romance. It's all stuck up in your pipes. You got yourself a bad Saturday afternoon
Yeah, some things can't be held
In this world. Yeah, I kind of fucked up all my shit. Give me one second boys. I gotta I
Can't see the entire twitch chat. I'm an idiot one second
Oh, that's terrible news.
There we go.
Okay, there we go, I fixed it.
I'm sorry, I'm kind of retarded.
There we go.
All right, okay.
All right, okay, let's get this bad boy and dick dom shape, boys, dick dom shape.
Let's have the same again.
She ain't looking too bad at all, I'm going to be honest.
She's a bit of a...
What the hell? Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Gonna get a hammer in these guys' hands and they go turn into...
Turn into that guy who smashes watermelons.
That guy's name is Watermelon Fesser.
I believe if I'm not mistaken.
He just smashes watermelons?
That's his job, yes.
That makes sense.
All right boys are we ready to go? Are we all are we all do believe?
We're ready to go?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
I'm sure you'll give me a Gallagher.
Gallagher, yeah that's the guy. That's the guy.
I get within five feet of you guys with the hammer in your hand and you turn into Gallagher.
The joke would, I mean that would be a lot, if I still had the watermelon helmet that would be a lot.
Wait hold that hold that I'm sorry. I thought we were all on board my bed
How boy keep it going brother go ahead. We're on a journey boys. We're on an adventure
Don't take this fucking crust this bridge hold on tight
Please God turn this crap off
Oh
There we go boys, I told you can trust old man Jenkins peanut. Oh, man. Thanks peanut
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
I'll see looks like there's a few more bridges
We gotta go this way brothers
Where you going here we go
There we go boys. There we go boys.
Completely unaware that we are not on the RV.
Oh my apologies brothers, I'm on the RV boys.
I'm on it boys. Come on now.
Bring him back now yo. Bring him back now yo. Come on now.
Bring him back now yo. Come on now.
How about in the RV now boys beautiful to be owed from afar
Speed on it
Okay, we might need that later
Okay
It's a wine be one boys be careful
We're leading for this one's a windy one boys
There we go, there we go
I don't know why there would be a stop sign at the end of that doesn't really seem like
Shit boys
Oh god
We're alive! That was most important brother!
That was most important
Let me smoke a quick cigarette while I think about how we're going to get out of this predicament
There's a little, there's a little home up here
What's going on in that home up there?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Oh, there's islands
Wait, that's not a bar.
Where is he?
I wonder if we're...
Where have we been or not?
When were you supposed to make that jump?
Oh, let me see it, boys! Get in here! Get in here!
Why, brother? What?
Oh, let me see it! Get the jackpot!
Hey, other sea boys! Let me see!
Let me see!
Jackpot!
Oh, my great googly moogly, this thing is juicy.
God, I need to get this back to the RV.
Whoo, are we supposed to blow up the bridge?
I think step one is to get this old to get this old girl on her feet
Oh, I definitely think we got a winch at 100% we always got a winch it there's always a solution and it's always winch it
I can't put this anywhere
in the fridge that's because you got a freeze dynamite well I'll talk about the
dynamite exploder oh it's probably got to go one of the big cabinets you might
have to take something out all right let me take a look we have about four
witch controllers
Oh, I lost it. Oh, they're my I got
No, it can't go anywhere boys. I'm telling you can't go anywhere
Somebody's got to hold it. Oh, so we're gonna hold it. You put it above the table
Oh, wait, oh
I'm T you can't go nowhere boy. What about on the roof?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just take a cake over there either
I
Hold this let me hop back on the wheel. What are you boys all day?
Where to go and they're on the floor right there, holy shit, oh you checked it
Look, they went it flew out into the bushes. Oh, no
I'll get the RV out of that pickle we were in
Oh
I found it. I found it. Oh, thank goodness. Thank goodness. I'll buy it brother. I'm only can only
Guys, I know there's like seven roads we can take here, but I'm just gonna pick this random one. Oh, yeah
That's good.
All roads lead to Rome.
All roads lead to Rome.
Looks like the right way.
All roads lead to Rome.
All roads lead to Rome.
All roads lead to Rome.
All roads lead to Rome.
Don't worry, boys.
Wait, hold on.
This time we ain't gotta worry about ruckies.
We gotta worry about snakes.
You see that, boys?
Oh, that's what they're called.
Oh, oh, God, there it is right there.
Oh, God, just keep on going.
Get the dynamite.
Get the dynamite.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
I'm about to bust.
Oh, shit.
Wait, hold on. Did we just reach another checkpoint or have we already been here?
About to find out.
Oh!
We just reached the checkpoint.
In a second, it looks like we can use the Dinamante right here.
Where's the Dinamante at?
I put in the bridge.
Oh boy, save the Dinamante immediately!
Oh, there's more Dinamante.
Alright, let's fucking blow it!
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Connected you gotta do the thing here. Oh, I do a little
Yeah, there's one on the right to
double connected. Oh
There we go. There it is boys. There it is
Three two, let her run. Yeah
Yeah, we go
here we go
How's been the RV brothers we're heading on out?
Oh, look at this! What?
Oh, my optic, we're supposed to take those up that hill! Look at that hill!
These are meant for that!
Wait, we don't take the RV?
I don't know.
Oh, look how steep that hill is.
Let's see.
I'm supposed to investigate that.
Let's take a quick investigation, absolutely, brother. That's a great idea.
We'll take a quick look around.
Yeah!
We're investigating it. Hold on now.
Wait a second.
Oh, wow, this thing is squirming.
Hold on, I haven't driven a Harley-Davidson and been racist in many years.
You guys are going to have to give me a little bit of time to get used to it, okay boys?
That wheelie's right where I'm going.
Oh, I see that.
Yeah!
How
What's up here on this path
It's another checkpoint
What that's
Okay, that's a
Guys guys I have a theory and I want to share with you boys
Do we have to hook the bikes up to the RV guys? I have a theory and I want to share with you boys
What's that? This is a previous checkpoint?
Well, this isn't a checkpoint. There's no graves here
What do you think?
What's going on is this a checkpoint? Oh, it's just like a repair station. It's not an actual check
There was that patch the right down there. I think this was
maybe just uh because there's no way we can get the rv up the hill hey
uh we might be able to i think we attach the bikes to the rv somehow okay
i just got an achievement for doing the double back here me as well brother me as well
holy can only yes we're meant to go up there well we should take this we can check out this
oh well around well the ones that right with the snakes actually it seems like
there's a couple rounds you're right we got we got this one right oh it's he's
got them ruckies I hear him already I see him there they're already looking
at speed of our stuff oh shit them rockies are there we got this route back
here which looks like a hidden route maybe this is the bike hold on now
We go up the cave, we don't have to deal with these runkies.
I was telling you, there might be some loot here.
These runkies are going to steal all our shit again.
The cave is the way these other paths are what the bikes are for.
It's probably just loot up here that we use the bitons.
Exactly what I'm thinking, brother.
I'm gonna go ahead and drive this bad boy all the way up this mountain. I've jumped off the wheel
back sit like a bike path that I'm on over here. Yeah, this is a busy bike path. I bet you
loops into the rocky into the rocky hole. You know the rocky hole. I bet you this puppy
They're down around and...
You say the Rocky Hole?
I think I'm going to say something about it.
You say the Rocky Hole?
I'm saying it's the...
That's what I'm saying, Mr. Pino.
The Rocky Hole?
I'm saying this...
I'm saying this but we'll look back into the Rocky Hole.
The Rocky Hole?
The Rocky Hole.
That's wrong, man.
I don't know what...
We're trying to have a fun family vacation.
talk about Rocky Hole.
Sometimes you got to talk about it.
Just because you don't talk about it
don't mean there ain't no Rocky Hole.
And if you don't talk about the Rocky Hole,
the Rocky Hole don't talk about you.
The Rocky Hole is going to talk about me?
Whoop!
There's a giant snake.
What's the Rocky Hole saying about me?
There ain't no Rocky.
Oh, never mind.
I was wrong.
That was Shake Win 8.
I was completely wrong.
we're on the right back when we are on the right back
i'm coming back i don't know what all these other twists and turns
i don't know where you went but yeah
did you look back into the rocky hole
i've seen a couple of rocky holes
i'm just trying to get back to the mainland
If my character didn't automatically try to do a flip, every time I get an inch of air, this would be a lot smoother of a run.
I'm making a lot of progress here, boys.
You got a mouse.
I'm making a lot of progress here, boys. I'll tell ya. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, boys.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I'm making a lot of progress here. I went through that wrong here. Oh, and now I'm about a mile
You didn't go through no wrong. I go through the wrong. Yeah, oh
You did not go through the wrong. Yeah, that is misinformation. Oh my
Wrong you basically
Rocky misinformation and the wrong. Yeah, it was the opposite of this song. Oh
What type of hole was this one?
This is a regular hole, maybe a mountain hole if you want to get technical.
Oh, but wait, what, it ain't no rocky hole?
It ain't no rocky hole, though.
I mean, that's for sure.
You can't just be calling it a whole, a rocky hole.
Guys, there's someone out here with us.
Right, that's the dialogue.
This is Archibald.
And we're trying to get back up to where we were if we hadn't fallen off the bridge
And there's a guy right here, I don't I don't know
Serges give me a moment, please
This guy has no patience
Where did you go?
We're through the wrong
The rocky hole like up up up the rocky hole
I'm trying to get around this man. He has no patience. I'm trying to grab his insurance, but he ain't giving it to me
He's just honking
Will you follow me a mountain? Okay? Yeah, yeah go up the mountain or follow the path
There's a truck up here. It's a delivery truck up here
Okay, wait a second
You can try to damage
Laughing boys. All right back up the rocky hole
Come on boys
There goes the dog. There goes the machine. There goes the machine right here. Wait for me!
Oh shit, yeah, we could have done some major repairs. No, we don't need repairs. You get up that
rocket home. Get on board there, Winnie. Get on board. We got places to be, brother. People to see, brother.
Now, I don't know what we're going to do when we get to this AT wheeler that just happens
to be driving on these mountains as well but I'm just gonna try to do a quick swerve around them.
This is a quick swerve around them should do.
No repairs, fix it, don't get it. No, we don't need no repairs. We need to get to our
Destination!
You get to our Destination.
Destination.
Yeah, I wonder if Shroud played a game like this to be like an out-of-body experience considering he's never had a license in his 35.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't have a license.
No.
Does he still not have a license?
He still doesn't have a license.
Really?
I'm not sure.
I wonder if this is like a...
Like you know how like we play video games that have space ships in them and we're like whoa we're driving a space ship
I've never done this in real life. Do you think that's what he thinks when he plays a game like this?
About a hundred percent
He had a scooter though every trip. I mean he's driven a scooter. We know that
He had driven a scooter
And it's factually accurate now this is weird that
That uh unpleasant unaccommodating driver will will uh, we'll see us here. You see him?
Maybe I should win she's maybe I should
No, we're just gonna try to swerve around them.
You try swerve around them.
Just squeeze on by them.
Squeeze on by them.
We're just gonna squeeze on by them now.
Just squeeze on by them.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay now.
Okay, listen, we need to come up with a better plan.
I thought that might work.
Dynamite?
We're done about work on them?
We can win she's guys I agree we'll try it one more time by changing nothing and doing no repairs
Yeah
It's your brother. Yes, sir. I couldn't have said it better myself
We just need to go faster, that's all we need we need to go faster
I don't know if we can go on the inside of them.
That sounds unlikely.
That was my only idea.
That was a stupid idea.
It's time you have an idea with me.
I want you to do me a favor
and keep it to yourself.
All right, brother.
You just keep that idea locked up inside, okay?
Keep that idea locked up inside.
Let me smoke a cigarette and think about how we're going to get past this AT wheeler.
and you want to enjoy a cigarette with me brother I mean I'm in the bathroom
talking about my stuff oh that's okay that's where you belong you belong in the
bathroom alone hello you need to have me to go here anyways all right let's
let's take a little look see up this mountain give me you want to give it a
shot I'm not too good at swimming around this man you want you want me to
give it a shot well I think you're
better
East
let me drink
I can do it of course
Oh God when you drink a
beer then you will
you give it a shot
obviously I'm not
equipped for this type of
vehicular travel
are we just trying to get back
to where we were
yes
Let me on the wheel. Let me on the wheel. All right. I'm going. It's definitely the inside. Is it? Definitely the inside
No, it ain't what we just going there. Oh shit. Yeah, it is. Oh my god
Yes
Jesus Jesus
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Well, I always come up to the bottom side
The ins and ain't nothing special boys. They're trying to help the team anyway. I know I can
I'll vote in boys. I'll vote in brothers
We are almost where we were if he didn't fall out that bridge
I don't know where we go. We seem high
See pretty high. I don't know what they're putting in these cigarettes, but I'm gonna have to agree. Oh
Oh, yeah, well, sorry, boys, we ran out of nicotine and tobacco a long time ago.
I've been putting hair in these cigarettes.
I was completely wrong.
This is a completely different bridge.
Looks like there's a...
It's like the Shutter Cross.
We're smoking hair cigarettes, boys.
You just gotta embrace it.
Hey, you're creaking.
That's completely normal brother don't you worry that's completely normal
Here we go nice and easy nice and easy
We are killing it we're doing better on this map than we've ever done on any map
We are looking boys. We are cooking
We are cooking
How do we fix up our engine?
Hmm, I eat oil oil. Do we have something in the end one of the shelves actually?
Let's just wait for it to get a little worse. Yeah, I think the oil does like three times
You're not that we're a thing is damaged. We don't want to save it there, brother
So much picking me up
Somebody threw me off the mountain. Is that is that man for back?
back to you. Hey, somebody hit the thing, somebody hit the thing. I ain't letting me
or Pontane out to you that. Yeah. You sick bastard, you sick bastard. Winnie, you sick
bastard, you coming here right now, Winnie. Yeah. I'm coming to get you, boss. Don't
you worry brother you make we can use to make you guys like taste for revives
like you for me bad brother you sure all right come on all right come on
back towards the way hold on now now I am the only one doing anything damn
thing okay and he didn't even kill yeah okay I have died cigarette still in
the mouth just now God intended
ready ready you son of a bitch you son of a bitch what what's that mean
oh we're all back we're we're back to winch we're all these flies back on
here bush is here bush right here needs a supply to me why don't you give me one
more throw here one more little throw absolutely brother what you got there
in your hand that's give me one more okay one more pick one there you go brother
okay you figure out how to use the parachute you might need to reset
that parachute is gone it's a balloon kit okay all right it's kind of important
does sound kind of important that might be that might be for the RV yeah I mean I
think so
I would get this bad boy stocked up brothers nice to prepare it as well we'll
head down that trail. Alright boys, I think we're good to go. Let's jump on in. Get away
on this journey, gentlemen. I can't see dick shit out of this piss glass.
I
Can't I don't know why I I don't know who colored our glass like this, but I can't see anything out of it
Oh Lord have mercy
Hold on in a second
I
I think I figured out where the balloon for the army is supposed to go.
This is right. This is right. This is actually correct.
I think the balloon, well, never mind.
I just, I think that the balloon for the army came in handy there.
Right about there.
Right about there. Right about there, brother. Right about there.
there and that's coconut said back there we'll do it my way I fucking hate this
flip-a-tronic this thing is the most useless piece of crap in this whole game
just wait you
even when I do it it doesn't do nothing
There we go. All right, hop aboard, boys. Hop aboard. I gotta undo the wind. I gotta
undo the wind. Hop aboard, boys. Hop aboard. I gotta undo the wind. Hop on, I ain't giving
I'm on in the water
Wait hold on now. Now just hold on a minute. Are you out of here?
No, not in the air. It's where I say you crawl in here
That was winning hold on now now this wheel is about ready to drop its top off literally flipping in the wrong direction
Wrong direction because you're flipping it the wrong way. Are we flipping the flippant truck three thousand the wrong way?
No, they don't know what they're talking about. Oh my god guys the maps back here
Are you almost through through through the map out the window?
I got through it out.
I threw it out.
We don't need that's the map.
They got the emotion.
I don't see any water around here.
I see rookies.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Yeah, rookies.
Rookies.
Get a bit of the map.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Rookies.
Ruggies
Ruggies
You hear a little rung in there never heard no, but
Shit that's a biggest
I've never seen in my life!
That is the biggest rookie I've seen ever!
Holy shit!
How do you know that?
I don't know!
Holy shit, boys!
You just ran to JARVY, riding that rookie, we don't care.
Riding that rookie, we go boys!
I put this bad boy to maximum overdrive!
Take this, you rookie!
Take this!
Wait a second!
He threw it! He's throwing us!
I
Do not win just on winches immediately
Do we need the balloons I don't think so I don't think so are we on which please tell me we're on wins, please
It doesn't sound like we're on which I feel like I'm here with the town
Oh, I thought that bridge was a little longer
We we boys were wins. We're wins. Oh wait. Oh
Never mind boys never mind
It was that rookie
Back there run it threw us out the mountain
Because I know exactly what to do I know exactly what to do guys we cross that bridge we run that rucky over and we
And we floor it and we jump all the way across that second bridge
I'm on boys. I'm on hold on hold on. Let's get the uh, let me get the parachutes
He's a means to be a grab the beer boys
They go nowhere without that six pack a middle-life. Thank you, brother
We need the parachute we're gonna get the parachute this now we don't need the parachute boys
Oh, wait, we do need to bear you. You got the parachute brother. I got it. I got it. I'm dancing to the top of the RV
No, we gotta figure out how to do this. Let me see that thing. I'm sure we can piece together
Ha ha ha ha.
If we could drive her down there's some balloon on that thing.
Alright boys, hold on now.
How we do a creek restart?
Get our balloon back.
Get our balloon back.
And I think I actually know how to get past that part.
I think we actually just floor it at six gear and we just fly right to that other
mountain.
Everything was yeah, that sounds good brother. Yeah, sir
Do we know what scenario that would be useful at all I genuinely have no idea
Why we would ever need this ever
We have a wish we used to early on
into the sky yeah can you attach it somewhere besides the bag yes hold on
guys I'm gonna put it in fifth gear and see if I can floor it across this bridge
all right would you just click on the click on the you just click left click
yeah that's how you put it on but don't do it this year I'm just gonna floor it
across this bridge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you want to do it once we jump?
No, hit it right now. Give us a hit.
Hit it. Hit it. We're flying.
They say we're forced to move in a flying machine, boys,
but look at us. We're flying.
We're floating. We're flying, boys.
We're flying. We got a flying machine here, boys.
It seems... We're descended.
Wait a second, it looks like we're perfectly descending all according to plan.
And just like that, we're here!
Yes, sir, we're here, sir!
Good work, boy! Good work!
Pretty good, pretty good!
Now he's got to deal with that runky.
Be careful, boys.
There's a runky up here.
Gotta be careful, kid, be careful, be careful, guys.
We're gonna have to really fly by that runky and jump across that bridge.
What is going on, boys?
Boys, what just happened back there?
Boys, what was that?
Think you hit a berm.
Don't have to just do a maybe a quick winch.
Guys, hold on, why?
Why there a winch? What's with the winch?
She's tied her out of tree
That's the reason that we just lost control give me
Okay
Why are we winched at all there's a bridge right here
You want me to unwind?
You got to unwind?
Look, wait, hold on.
This was kind of a happy accident.
Is this a bridge right in front of us?
I suppose.
This could work, boys.
This could work.
All right.
This could work, too.
As long as we're not winching that tree anymore, right?
We're not winching that tree no more?
Wait a second.
I see that rucky up to the right still.
The rucky's up there.
The rucky.
That's his ruck.
The rucky.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna skip the run key. We're gonna skip the run key.
A RUN KEY?
A RUN KEY?
A RUN KEY?
He can't do nothing to us.
Now Winnie, did you perhaps happen to reset the winch or is it still dragging behind?
I reset the winch.
Oh, thank you Winnie.
Okay.
Bus to left, bus to left.
Oh, I got a bus. You're the second boss.
I got a bus.
You mean to say I got a bus to quick left?
There's that run key.
There's a bar over here, boys. There's a bar.
Wait, this is a different one.
Oh, shit.
We supposed to go right here?
Wait, wait, wait, there's more stuff here.
Now we don't need nothing from that, bar boys.
I'm forwarded across this bridge.
Yeah!
There's balloons here.
Balloons?
Balloons?
Uh-oh.
Oh, good kids.
I'm coming.
Oh, hey, goodness.
Almost lost my way there for a second.
All righty!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Where are we? I feel like we're not on the right path.
Is this where we came from? Isn't that the same where we just came from right there?
Maybe that was the bridge we crossed to see.
That is.
We just went backwards.
We just went backwards?
This is a different rookie.
No, I think we just went over.
How do we get here?
We just went backwards boys.
I don't know if we did actually.
That's the same where we came from.
Wait, there's a plunger here, excuse me.
Wait, where do we go then?
I don't know where I'm going!
Holy shit, he flipped off!
He's coming back!
Guys, emergency emergency emergency!
Guys, guys!
What was that?
What was that?
That damn runky got the best of us that damn runky got the best of us boys
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you boys. This is probably my last tip here
I need a burger and a quick nap
Hey, you burger the quick that was we better make this a damn good attempt was a damn good attempt
What do you say boys? What do you say one final go blast one best one? What do you think boys?
All right, I concur boys. I love the enthusiasm as well
We're gonna hit this nice and easy
Nice and easy. We're gonna hit it just like this.
There it is. There it is. Nice and easy, yep.
Alright, now we just gotta winch it a little bit.
There's a little bit of winching.
Oh guys, there's another balloon thing down here, boys.
We got tons of those balloon things.
Oh, you can attach it to the top. We got two balloon things.
Oh, this is nice. This is nice. Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Winnie, where you at, boys?
Mr. Gimmick, Mr. Winnie?
Boys?
You think this oh oh discord is oh my goodness oh my goodness yeah okay guys is this going
down to you guys it is this going down to you guys too yeah oh you might might screw
up to it says it just says permanent connecting and dropping into that all
night
daily CIA data sweep oh hey I don't know what they're gonna get other than
and chat with my boys and AI pictures of Shrek's asshole and balls out of me.
Is everybody just going to work it again?
Yeah, yeah, we're dead.
What?
You guys are still in sick of our truck.
What do you mean you're dead?
Yeah, sure.
If you take me out of the bridge with nobody else's with you, nobody can follow you.
Oh, yeah.
That's a darn good story.
That's a darn good boy boys. This is my last try right here before I go take a quick snooze. All right boys
By the way, there's tons of balloon packages obviously said use this blue packages a blue package right at the bottom of that drop, too
It's about
You can reuse them you can you can reuse. Yeah
Oh
All right boys, oh, then well, then let's hit it
Well every day
I'm getting in right now. I'm getting in right now. I'm getting right now. I
Just pop that bad boy as soon as I say go
To
Yeah
We gotta hear fly machine boys we gotta hear a fly machine
Winnie grab the beer behind your chair
That could have been a disaster
there we go boys I give me get that balloon ready one more time all right
all right it's really see if we start falling all we gotta do is press that
balloon button we're back up I hit it
There it is boys hold on now hold on that we're going back up. Oh
Hold on wait hit that balloon but one more time give it
Give me hold. Okay. Yeah
There we go boys
And we go. Yeah. Yeah
But hit the blue one we're talking it
we're gonna
possibly need
double
Yeah, just keep hitting that balloon. Just keep hitting that balloon. Wait, I need to hop out winches.
You big just keep hitting that balloon for me, boss. We okay. Whoa, are these super balloons?
Let me know what is
Just keep hitting those balloons
Just keep hitting those balloons, boss.
ready? I need you to propose. When you get out and press F on the thing, it puts the van.
Okay. Okay. If he operates at the Apollo 11 mission, I'll see you boys another day.
All right. Let me know when to stop. Go ahead and just, are we have we reached the top of the
Really?
You're good to go.
You make me glad, stop.
You've done good, brother.
You good?
You've done good.
Perfect.
Holy shit, do you guys see that hole over there?
Oh my god, I do see that hole over there.
What the heck?
All right, line us up.
So we land on the road.
Hit the block.
How are we alive?
How are we alive?
What the hell?
Okay, guys the balloons are the last first style that I thought.
If only there was a way to change the trajectory where you were going.
Yeah, yeah.
You could put one in the front.
Like somebody has to pack in the front and then somebody has to pack in the back or in the middle.
The middle will float us up and if the front maybe tilts us we might actually be able to propel ourselves forward.
to propel ourselves forward.
Although if you could do that,
you could probably skip the whole map.
That is true.
That is true.
That is true.
All right.
Beautiful.
God, I wish.
We literally got too close to the sun
and our wings of wax have melt.
These were still alive was,
at least we're still alive.
We gave it our all
and that's what matters most.
that's what matters most boys I want you to know that I'm proud of each and
every one of you boys Mr. P we had to put my
so many guys tonight I'm telling you what that's that same teeth is played so
many times tonight Scott boys boys I think I'm gonna go get a burger take a
little nap I'm gonna go take a little nap get a burger
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's Sir Brother Yinsir.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's Sir Brother Yinsir.
I think it's time for now.
It's Tasty Burger to Quick Map.
And that'll seal the deal.
That'll seal the deal right there.
Goodnight, brothers. Have a good one boys.
Good bye.
Adios.
I
Bro they giving you money how disrespectful
LOL me G made the size did you not just hear the words that came out of my mouth?
That same TTS has played five times nine five times
tonight
It's not because he's just put the same TTS in over and over again, it's the system.
A violation of Newton's Third Law generating quantum tundling.
I don't know what that has to do with any of this.
I would do research and see if that fits into what we're doing here, but I don't believe
it does.
I don't believe it does have anything to do with what we're doing here.
I'm reporting you good.
me twice report you know what put it in there that I want to get reported myself
put it put a report in there on me from me all right boys have a good one boys
have a good one I'm gonna hop on up have a quick snack I know the war dogs
did not go as planned like boys but let me tell you something Papa peanut is
always planning Papa peanuts always planning he's not something up his
sleeve and tomorrow boys I can almost guarantee you that these these cheetahs
these cheetahs these these cheating stone bags we're gonna have something
and still work for them boys we're gonna have something in store for them we
already took a hundred and sixty dollars from them tonight I plan on taking
more tomorrow. There's little rascals. Those little rascals. I've got a plan. I'm gonna
be texting the guy right now. Right after I get off the steam, I've got a big plan.
I've got a big plan. All right, boys. Have a good night, everybody. Have a good night,
boys. Have a good night now, gang. Good night, everybody. Have a good night. Rest
easy. Rest up. Rest easy now, gang. Have a good night, boys. Good night, everybody.
Have a good night now, gang.
I'm gonna go get a tasty burger and think of quick nap, boys.
Have a good night now, gang.
Have a good one, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
Have a good night now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good one.
Good night.
Sleep tight and do not.
Get out of here before it's too late! I see the bedbugs coming! They're on their way to...
Oh, and they're cocks your mouth! Get out of here quickly, boys, quickly!
Get out of here, you son of a...
and
God, Billy, who should we place to make it for this sick-ass fucking week?