TheBurntPeanut
STRIKE TEAM NUT | HABIBI X GIMMICK X JOHN X COCONUT | HALF & HALF STREAM - PARTY GAMES @ 9:30PM CT | #BUNGULATE
09-17-2026 · 7h 07m
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Oh god, I'm fucking, oh god, I'm too fussy.
We could have bought my shit!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
It is a beautiful day gentlemen, the birds are chipping, the crickets are cricketing,
grass build you sparkly as a diamond. Oh, it is a beautiful day.
I'm a beautiful day, gentlemen. And let me tell you, we have a big plan tonight.
A big plan, big plan, massive plan. I know guys, I know a lot of you guys are thinking,
but peanut, the football game is on tonight. Oh, gotta watch some, gotta, it's the football
game between the two teams that are playing it in the football game. And well, let me tell you
something all right you better watch a real ball player oh you better watch a
real ball player oh ball no practice bills bills and lions well you're
watching the the line right here alpha wolf or whatever the shit that's right
that's right that's right no need for football I've got you right here real
ball player ball player no practice now listen boys two things number one this
This is the plan for tonight.
We're gonna do half more dogs
with me, John, Havibi, Coconut, and Gimmick.
And then, guys, I've been waiting for this game.
I've been waiting.
There's so many.
Oh my goodness.
So many of those FriendsLock games
I've been waiting to come out and finally!
One of them came out.
Dawson's trailer park, whatever the shit,
extravaganza, extraordinary.
And that's what we will be playing halfway through the
stream, 9.30 p.m. C.T. boys.
We're gonna do half more dogs, half, whatever the thing
it's called.
Bitch ass.
Well, I don't know if that should probably be a response
concern.
I don't know if that should probably be a response,
but in other news, here at your fat, I'm not that fat!
I actually had a home cooked taco meal today, guys.
Home cooked taco meal.
Do you know how healthy that is?
It doesn't have all those preservatives
and all those, all the stuff that the restaurants put in there
that the deep state wants to,
they want to turn the frogs gay or something.
I don't know what they're doing,
but they're putting stuff in the water,
which is great by the way.
I just want to remind you, I love gay frogs.
That's great.
Also, but they're putting stuff in the water
and they're putting stuff in the foods.
So, you know, I had a home cooked meal.
It was delicious, very healthy, very healthy.
I'm not fat at all, that is a fallacy.
You are lying to the people.
Second thing, I told the developers,
I said, listen up developers,
there's cheaters and there's stream snipers and that's fine.
That's fine, things happen.
But as you guys know yesterday,
there's a specific group of cheaters,
cheaters slash stream snipers
that are looking specifically for me and my comrades.
And so I told them about that and they said,
Mr. Peanut, we some take care of them.
Mr. Peanut, we're gonna keep a watchful eye on him.
So hopefully we don't have any problems tonight.
If we do, I'm hoping they can clean it up nice and quickly,
hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.
So I think the devs are on it,
well, I think the devs are on it.
Also, last thing, I don't know if you guys remember, boys,
but I made a bet with a gentleman in the chat.
His name is over here, but I forgot what it was.
It was kind of a weird, one of those game tags.
It wasn't like a regular name.
And he said, oh, Peter, you can buy this game for $3.
And I said, you can't buy this game for $3.
You can't buy this game for $3.
No, you can't.
No, you can't, boys.
I'm ready to, are you guys ready?
I have the verdict.
I have the verdict, gentlemen.
I have the verdict.
Was he able to do it?
Was he able to do it?
Was he able to do it, boys?
The answer's no.
The answer is no, he was not able to do it.
I was right.
You cannot get it for $3.
What he did was he bought it for $6.04,
which is still impressive, until you look closer
at what he bought.
He didn't even buy the game.
He rented the game for one day.
So not only was it more than double the price
than he said it was, it was a one-day fucking rental.
So he tried to slide the RCA.
You gotta respect the guard.
He tried to slide that one by me.
I, you gotta respect it.
You gotta respect it boys, you gotta respect it.
That is respectable.
You tried to pull a little fast,
went on the old buggy later,
but he wasn't able to, you double hustle,
double you hustle, he was hustling.
He was hustling, you gotta respect the hustle boys,
you gotta respect the hustle.
But the final verdict boys,
is the answer is no, you cannot.
I actually did kinda do my own research,
it looks like the cheapest you can really buy the game
is like,
like $20, $21, if you really wanna just buy a copy
copy of the game so still still a pretty big hit to the teenage when they get
pants don't still a decent head still a decent head it's not $40 but it's still
it's still a good head it's still a good head
fry them and peanut oil I respect this grind I'm like live was I gotta
respect that guy's grind I kind of respect that guy's grind hmm what's a
discord server and sweet boy discord good sir how many voodoo ranges is that
That's like 12 and speaking of which is tears boys tears
This is the nectar of the gods I
Washer gonna have this night deal with it. All right. Let me get the gang. Let old ed gimmicks here
Hello everybody. Oh
Oh
Hello, mr. Not welcome in mr. Habibi welcome in mr. gimmick. What we're not John
Because he's me hello gimmick. Oh
Guys Habibi got a noise complaint from his neighbor. I should he's keeping it real low-key
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they thought peanut was my wife and I was
domestically abusing her
Well, listen, I as much as I would let you do that for sexual purposes or whatever, that wasn't what was happening.
That's not what was happening.
I tried to tell, I tried to, gaming, and having a good time, can't game and have a good time and yell.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
I was trying to explain to Mr. Habibi here that you can do whatever you want on your own damn property.
Didn't I remember he's a pushy Canadian?
I
Didn't want to get him locked up in jail for words
Unfortunately for a new place. Yeah, I didn't want to get him locked up in jail for using words too loudly
BB may I remind you? I don't tell you this before but there's something called freedom, baby
Okay, I
Just have to share a building with five other 500 other people
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CALL THE POLICE
CALL THE POLICE ON ME I'LL DEAR YOU
Look at that
You see that?
Me?
That's American freedom, baby
THAT'S AMERICAM!
CALL THE POLICE ON ME
Oh, they're gonna hear you through my earphones
Came back at a strange place
That's the United States of America, baby!
Hey guys, I'm back
Hello everybody
Hello
What are you speaking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you speaking about?
Freedom!
in the United States of America. The freedom to scream.
How about you give me a scream? Give it to John Boatheed.
Well, my brother has her sisters over. I can't scream anything.
Fuck my cats!
Just kidding, don't care.
Excellent. Excellent.
Oh, you guys are making me real jealous.
Yes, yeah, how about you move out of your pussy country come over here where we actually are free to buy to I'm about
Listen, I'm trying to find a green card. Yeah, what should say that? Oh, you're gonna find it
You lose it was it in your software like looking around like
No, like the area is very elusive, you know, I got a pair 20,000
She hardly how about you appreciate me?
What if you get very hard to me english, but she's in the united states and she's you're gonna get a green card
What yeah, maybe what if you can you like you and I just get married
Like a Chuck and Larry situation. I don't know who Chuck and Larry is but you can marry me
And then I think the government wants us to stay together for like one year
But we can really do it over and really sell it
You can stay with me for 20 years and we can love each other and raise a family and then
I'm very hot um when do I know very hot out ah
I'm a lot well
I will say that if the government comes by and say are you guys having sex I'm not gonna be able to lie
I don't lie to the police so
We're gonna have to do it like what I'll put it up. So I'm
500 times just somewhere we'll film it
That one we can show it to the police and say look we are loving loving husband and and
And and Canadian you have to show it to the core system
Canadian
Listen boys, we miss it. What's the missing coconut? Are we we're missing the other now without his coconut ad is he is he so stupid?
Yeah, he's gonna go back to lobby
Well, we need coconut to join. I don't, I don't, uh, I don't know where, uh, my little coconut,
my little coconut hanging in the tree. Won't you come down for me? My little coconut hanging in
the tree won't you come down for me my little coconut drink up your milk poke a hole in your body
drink up your milk my little coconut drink up your milk sorry i really like this song you got a
hollering for singing what's in your heart that was great really nice voice honestly you do you
You do your wedding man with the beautiful voice.
You do weddings. I could be persuaded.
I could do you at your wedding.
Oh, how about the cheese man at cheese man?
I'm a BB and peanuts wedding.
You sing cheese man.
I do a little rendition of cheese man.
But if you got to agree that I can do all the verses
and including the secret verse, we got band in 27 states.
Oh, unreleased, unreleased verse.
I'm released.
Unreleased secret verse in the 27 states. What happened to freedom?
Well, it's freedom freedom. There's a little asterisky
Where's mr. Coconut I do
I'm sure the bungulators as we speak are in coconuts chat
Telling him that we're looking for him. I would bet anything
thing. That is entire chat right now is is is passing the word that it's
reading the word of the day is politely of course.
politely. Yes. Very politely. Of course. Very politely. I'm
okay. So I guess we just wait because if you join the game, what
will leave a game anyway?
Yeah.
Because you are playing it all over your at the same time.
There you go. There you go boys.
Looking pearly boys, looking pearly.
Looking pearly boys, looking pearly.
What's that Jamaican song?
Where they talk about coconuts?
Oh, stuff I want to- oh.
I think I've heard that one before.
I'm a coconut. I'm a coconut.
I'm a coconut stream.
He's in a game. He's not leaving.
He's so locked in.
in he's completely in a flow state right now and we need to get we need to poke a hole in the slipstream
you put a live in the coconut live in the coconut no that's not the one the lime in the
coconut there's another one you put the lime in the coconut lime in the coconut there's another
one i and it's gonna bug me all fucking night oh i see why i just want to leave look at the top
right of the screen. Oh, how much money? $109,000 life. Wow.
Yeah, that's a tough one to leave on. What's the game at?
33, 61, 17. Should we just play one and let him finish?
Trickle in. Give him five minutes. Well, should we call
his cell phone?
We should probably call his cell phone.
Well, what if we are we are we are evading the stream
side tonight with our methods? Maybe he'll be able to get in.
Um, it's possible. I mean, even if you look at streamsite, these servers fill up, but the, but the queue might not
Yeah, the queue might not. Let's do
Let's do let me nicely ask him
Hmm
Who said to fuck yourself because you were late
But i'm always late
I'm vastly late
The way everybody's going where's where's pita that and then and then
I've crashed the door I spent it for you.
He's on a busy.
He's on a busy.
I wanted to go in there.
I'm gonna have to regain pussy.
He's right there.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, welcome in Mr. Coconut.
Welcome in.
There he is.
How are you, Coconut?
Oh, you guys hear me?
Well, we hear you.
We're waiting on you, Mars.
All right.
All right.
Let's do this shit.
I've been poor the whole day.
We gotta walk in.
Tell yourself.
Yeah, I'm locked in, dude.
the game. I'd be locked in the game. Let's do this in the game. Oh my God. What a welcome.
Kill you. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Funny. Exciting. That again. Welcome. Welcome. I
mean, my generals are planning the voice. I was telling him, you need this anti listen.
I told the developers that there's a there's a group of cheating. She's targeting us and
They said they would help out but we have to do our part and do every anti-stream sniper thing
We can okay boys, so I want everybody to go with these every debate you make me do
Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm permanently on all these settings. All right press settings at the bottom right no game play and
Enables streamer mode and anonymous mode everybody got that
Yeah
a baby
Yes, sir. I'm already in. I'm ready. Okay, and then oh press shift tab turn yourself to invisible mode
Let me know what you guys got that too
Already done already done. How do you boss?
Yeah, you got that all right. Okay now the last thing you have to do boys
It's the last thing whatever you get into the game
Don't hide your screen until you press escape
Go on the right side and click the two little eyeballs that hide the server name and the server code once you've done that
You're good to go on hide your screen. Have a good time. Okay. Okay
Perfect, perfect, perfect. All right. I mean when Coco is showing
Coco, are you is it true?
Tell me it isn't true, Mr. Coco. I'm pregnant. Oh never mind. Coco's actually having one guy. I mean one guy
Oh on steam. I thought you meant like this little baby coconut was
was was coming. No, no, no, I'm
sitting out invites as we speak.
I switched my servers as well.
So we're not playing on US servers.
I'm doing it.
We got let me get you guys in here.
Here you go, boys.
There you go.
Little something, something.
Little something, something.
Here's yours, Mr.
Coconut.
My little coconut.
okay what's good but the positions are going in fast oh yeah it's not a real
it's not a real server queue it's not a real it's full I don't think it's real
I don't think it's real cuz they were going in fast I will say that if if not
of the green team there's not a space for you right now okay let me let me take
a little bit see I don't know if this ping is going to be even playable but we
will do our best okay all right all right get ready for another invite here
we go in bites in coming see if you can just join me anyway it's not everybody
Yeah, all right. I'm doing it. I'll be a
yeah. You guys just show me how these guys
join the team. All right. Green.
Green. Green. Green. Green. Green. Green.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody join out my game.
Yeah. I joined you. I joined you.
Did anybody need an invite? Nope, I'm good.
Okay. Okay. I'm trying to be in there. I'm trying.
Green team, green team, green team, green team, green team.
I can't get to the green team. I'm in. I'm in.
I can do this insane.
Oh, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Now hold on.
Before you unhide your screen, go to the right side.
The two little eyeballs, boys.
Two little eyeballs.
You guys know what that.
Okay, all right.
I'm making a squad.
I'm Gold One.
No, don't go for one.
I'm one.
I'm in, I'm in.
You're spinners, I'm Thunder, who's lying?
Wow
John Habibi, where are you? Which one are you? I'm good one good one. I'm the night man
Joy don't go for a drink of water. I'm in there. Are you noodle?
Yes, huh? Well, we're missing a baby. I'm gonna go for it quickly
Yeah, I joined I do it. I'm night man. Oh, you didn't know you
Wait, we change. Okay. I'm night man. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's run
I
As long as you hit the two eyeballs as long as you
Now we're cooking boys now
Back up is your uh, is your other is your server up mr. Peanut just in case I will say I've had a
experienced a little bit of demon work today. Oh demon work
No, no, no, no, no, but I believe I do have my server up
But also the devs told me that they're keeping a watchful eye ever since I told there's that anus group of cheating students
I was hey beautiful. They keep me on watchful. I
Good to see you my boy
Cold glass of milk.
First frame gets smoked by a cheetah.
Nah.
Eeeeh, not gonna happen, man.
Mr. Newton, you wanna unlock the helicopter?
Do not unlock the helicopter at any cost.
I know the person outside your helicopter
looks like gimmick, but it's not.
He's a skin walker.
He's actually a wolf.
He trains by the night.
And he's looking to eat your flesh.
He looks innocent from the outside of the helicopter.
Don't do it.
That's inconsequential to the weather I'm on.
Me or not.
Don't do it.
I've always been those things
Oh, then he, okay, then you can let him in
Oh, there he is
You see what John Wardon said on, uh, X?
What?
The game, and strange snipers?
What?
He thinks, uh, he thinks they should get banned
I told you, let's snipers
Does he know a guy?
That's what most...
Hey, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me!
I always do it
Real hot dig right there, real hot dig
I'm not supposed to watch this game, I do
Let's see if he gets banned
The port is ass
Real hot dig
You see people who use advantages outside the game should be in trouble? Wait a second.
Wait a minute. Get these guys out of here. Get a bed.
I do know it. I'm so glad.
Don't go serve the same despise for Austin.
I fucking hate that kid.
your archage cool he's just trying to find his place in this world he's a lost soul and
maybe don't lock or he's just trying to find his place in this mortal world.
He's trying to get lost, he's trying to stay lost, stay lost forever.
Is this still stream remote, anonymous mode still?
Yeah you keep it on all the time, you gotta keep it on all the time.
Unfortunately.
Streamer you recognize you don't even say their name. Don't even say the name
Wait, I just pulled up the scoreboard accidentally wait is that gonna lead to seven? Oh
Not a new year mode not as well don't wait just did we find out about the other thing?
I don't know about that. No, it looks like I'm good. Oh, we'll see we're flying back up. Yeah
We boys have got to jump up. I was thinking I was taking around with the I I jumped out the helicopter and it
Flung me. I had no time to pull my shoot. I literally whatever you were doing John fuck you it literally it like
Slingshot at me towards the earth
I'm on the roof. No, I get on the roof. I do the roof. I'm very versatile. I can climb very high
But I'm not a cat.
Stay sharp.
You know I'm not a cat.
Where are you guys? We're going straight for the hot dog.
Somebody's coming for me.
They're really working on me.
Oh wait, how am I supposed to get up there?
That's what I said!
Wait, hold on. No, I-
No, wait.
I'm picking you up.
Wait, no, I'm ready. I'll throw a granita bear.
Knock your body off.
And then pick you back up.
You know
John John you might be can you put me on the move?
Thanks watch
Good idea. It's a really good idea. I don't like it. I didn't get it first. I go go go go go
I got you give me don't you worry. I'll be coming out
Bobbe come to house boss
you have to stay here don't jump if we can't get out of this room no no we can't if we really believe
I mean jumped out right here on the stairwell
try it
bam okay
wait did you really make it down there yeah it looks like six health six six damage oh oh perfect
Mm-hmm
Oh my god guys, they are building an absolutely fun
I don't like eight legs in front of me
What they're building a monster of a giant on the helis and then dropping it in on their base letting them go to it
Thinking it's loot and blowing it up. That's actually fucking genius. We should do that next time you
That's
That's tech big Bob
They've done something massive
Guys a lot tankier now like dude people are running like you're for us guys
I didn't want to I didn't want to blow this up because I saw this guy on on tiktok
Make a little video of it, and then the person the comments goes this happened in Tarkov
But nobody knows in this game yet, but I'm sure ruin it for everybody
It's very obvious and everybody already knows but nobody's been thinking about it
But the flesh damage bullet kills someone in like three shots to the legs
No matter what arm you have on
Legman, I don't know why nobody's been talking about a legman in this game like anyone talking on
It is zesty though, you know
It is zesty, it is zesty
I'm just saying if you really got a problem with your shoulder, you can kind of just take him out
I'd laugh at you if you're talking about that
Shooting a guy in a window, you literally can't even take that fight
That's true, that's true, that's true
If you only see the top half of their body, you just can't take that fight
Their arms also kind of flesh statement, so if you get the flesh statement bullet and then aim for the legs of the arms
You kill everyone in like three times
Oh my god guys all up above us
They are everywhere on that hilltop bottom middle
Yeah
And I I do three bursts with the M4 and I don't get a kill
I'm all right. You guys are all on four boys. Well, I'm using the MP9 still.
Yeah, okay
Disgusting every guy to say much. It's a very good. You know fucking disgust
It's just trying my hardest boss. I'm just trying my
I'm trying my hardest
It's getting I think there's people
Yeah, I think there's a lot of guys
I should be one across all the same time they can't kill us all
Oh, we did get a lot of us.
I swear.
I'm still doing nothing.
My boys don't do nothing.
I'm going for it, boys.
George.
I mean, I am like, maybe truck on the left,
maybe truck on the left.
He's got out.
He's having a great round.
He's watching you, watching you, watching you.
I have the truck, I have the truck.
I'll go to it.
Oh, he's shooting, he's shooting.
I'm on my body behind you.
Oh crap.
Oh!
Something's weird.
You're dead?
I am dead.
How'd you die again?
There's a guy on my body.
Really?
How'd he get there?
I just- I don't know.
Dead silent, no footsteps in this damn game.
Heh!
Well, hopefully that guy's still reviving you because I can't really come back right now.
I'm good. No, no, no, no.
You're good.
Don't revive me.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just- I'm just expressing-
We gotta get up this hill boys
I shopped him up and shopped him up on top of the hill boys. You got a quick angle
If you shoot if you shoot down on our bodies, they're all they're all around our bodies down there
I
Reset
I'm up there, but I push the church, but I'm only one one really really really sexy very intelligent accurate
Intelligent I'm with you
I was that was up we got a stretch we got to the streets for the green team
this is my church
ooh
nice your sneaky
my church
sneaky is good sometimes
they're behind you
behind you
behind you
behind you
we just split across
Yeah, give me another one.
Maybe two, what?
Oh, oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, God!
Is he dead?
I don't know.
I don't see body.
Maybe he's under truck now.
Maybe healing?
I mean, we gotta push out there.
They have way too much cover.
We have to go.
I'm probably in that truck already.
OK.
I'm coming up in the air!
I'm coming up!
I'm going to pick a quick bag.
Watch my six, watch my six.
What the fuck?
I picked it up.
One of the right side to give up.
It's all the time.
One turn on the right side to give up.
Push up a jump.
They're coming for you.
They're coming for you.
One down.
I'm beeping, I'm beeping.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Okay, I think they're all down.
We're here.
At least this area is clear.
They're flying.
Who's flying?
Oh, that's coming, that's coming.
Push over here baby, push over to you.
Push him, push him, push him inside.
Push him inside.
We don't have a bomb here yet?
what's going in front of you?
oh there is
another one
another one?
oh no I'm just not near there
I'm back
fighting a different back
minus minus
okay
oh
there's one right in front of the door
oh I'll be back
I'll be right in front of you
now where's you Mark?
Yeah, that one nice nice nice nice nice good work
Let me look this guy's D5
We gotta keep the fob. They're gonna keep card boxes. You come we're gonna keep coming coming and coming
We don't got to worry about the fob. We got to worry about the fucking APC
Is it way is the APC here right on the stairs?
You look out on the stairs
I got that, dude.
Little kill. Good kill.
Good kill. Good kill. I'm right on your body.
Oh!
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!
I got a heal, I got a heal, I got a heal!
You know, I'm the last one alive!
Yeah!
Gotcha, got you, got you!
You're a hero. Thank you.
I just went for America!
I just went for America!
Good run.
I didn't realize that was you over here.
You know what boys up?
Hold the line
Hey, you guys mind shutting up for a little bit we're trying to work here and res all our guys since everybody
Yeah, I gotta pack all my mags to I need like 60 seconds
Oh, that guy was you mean that guy's a natural
Shot the hell up. Oh my god, you know, these guys all have the aura of yelling a slur, but I haven't heard one slur
Cocoa
Maybe more, Derek. Maybe more careful.
I don't know. I can't see.
I can't see. I can't see.
What is he saying?
He'll peanuts in the church.
He'll peanuts in the church?
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
I forgot you.
These are lies.
We don't have some ammo from these guys.
These are lies and slander.
Lies and slander.
And I'd like to see them toy.
You know what?
What do they want so they can come get job?
But I found the guy that's pretty good the chance this guy
No one's gonna believe you pussy. No one's gonna believe a damn thing you say bitch
No one's even gonna believe that this happened
Fuck you this guy right on me
Hey, you guys got a team coming to the church right now.
Oh, they're coming to minus, they're coming to minus.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
We're dead.
I can't help, I can't help.
I don't know where this guy went.
I'm just going to push up.
Oh, shit.
There's a right in the church, there's a right in the church.
There's a right in the church.
We're going to be given, we're going to be given.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's a guy using that game of sleeping shots.
That did nothing.
He beat me three times.
I've been championing for help.
What an idiot!
There's guys everywhere, Coco!
There's guys everywhere!
Guys, we gotta push out of here!
There's no grenades here!
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here, boys!
We just got the coffee!
Outside, right outside the door!
Right outside the door!
Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys!
Did you take the church?
Did you get the bomb over?
Got him, got him, got him, got him!
It's ours, it's ours!
God, yeah!
I got you, B.I.C.A.
I got you, B.I.C.A.
I got you, B.I.C.A.
I got you, B.I.C.A.
I got you, B.I.C.A.
We need to build up boys, we need to build up, we can't hold this forever.
There's still more, there's still more.
That was not the guy I just saw.
Over there.
Alright boys, what are we going to do, what's the plan, what's the plan?
We need to find a hammered stat boys, build this place up, get some doors on the turds.
Go see where they are, but-
Blue team has arrived, I repeat, blue team has arrived.
Where, where, where?
Right there, right there, right there.
I'm absolutely murdering them. I need to back up. I push up push up. I got you like I got you
I'll push up on the blue team
you spin it I got a pack mags I have no enemy dropping in southeast to come
I got us they're coming on us they're coming on us two enemies two enemies at least
Don't come on my friends, please
Push up nice nice nice
I'm pushing with you. I'm on me to it this way by this wall
You down the hill down the hill this guy just banished. I don't I say I know these two guys just made it still
That was a red though. It might be a totally dead. They're reds. They're reds. They're red skin. The reds are the ones that jumped in for the helicopter
We are on fire right now. What? What like a
Ted can't think nice nice nice
Every shoe I see always only playing green me be red watch them out go some bars go blue
Oh, thank God this guy's fine. You will go blue next time. So it is not that it's not the team that makes the man
It is the man that makes the team.
I don't know this guy's not.
We go blue next time you out, really, Doc.
Let's fucking give it here for a cookie.
Get it right.
Dude, right?
I mean, it's dinnertime, you know?
Guys got it.
That's gotta come.
Southeast, Southeast, Southeast.
They dropped, they dropped, Southeast.
Southeast, Southeast, got it?
Move nowhere?
Let me know if you boys see any 9x9 team boys.
I'm coming back here. I'm coming back here. I'm too far out here. We took the church
We oversee that but I keep watch I'm going real
You know
Not that's that silly flesh able either that real stuff that real deal that real shit
That real shit that real shit
There we are that we that we
The good she was see the good she was see the good she was see
To attack other companies in the church, yeah, yeah, we need anti air
We got anybody have a big handle with the empty and stuck
He's got to be loaded good. We gotta take that thing down
I'm not seeing any like explosives or nothing. He was having to shoot him out of the thing
Take him down boys are all away. Oh
Never mind. He's oh, yeah, mr. Alaska's driving that helicopter
from fantastic for the helicopter pilot all the green to fall in if the team
bring us a large hammer we get some you need a large hammer yeah yeah wait do we
have the fob oh wait do we have the fob oh there's so many supplies you don't
have some guys to the rest of you guys as being in our fob there's there should
be a large hammer and the fob
When you put it there no no there is none at the church fob church fob
Bob's really spot medium and small hammers out large lights
Bob out of range. Hey, what's the door?
Wait, did you drop me off ammo?
No, I can't know
There's a tech alleys back into rocket one into rocket one together
Just spread out spread out. What's your this you got the air?
I'm unloading a shitload of supplies into the church father be a shit. Oh
Yeah, hold on fake it all
Sweet do you want to fix it? Oh, sir you are it could be a commit. Oh
Hey, do you got it? I'm gonna turn back and go get more supplies. We need
Just have a rocket launcher. I repeat I have a rocket on there
Is that gimmick?
Maybe one more?
There's no way that guy stole it though.
Oh, there is one! He's further back by that little gazebo.
Got it.
Level 3.
There's level 4. He's got a level 4.
Did you see the helicopter? I got myself a rocket launcher!
We see the helicopter.
It's open.
Did you see the helicopter?
I've got him.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I got two more. I'm coming.
He's by that yellow gazebo thing. Yellow gazebo thing. Right on my body.
I see them. What is he?
He's hiding. He's hiding.
I hear him. I hear him.
I hear him.
I'm up on the up.
And it's not.
My defibrillator is anymore.
And it's not.
My defibrillator is anyone.
All right. Okay. All right.
Well, okay, guys, I'm
I don't have a rocket anymore.
That thing's
We got close to you guys.
Dead spot, dead spot.
Now he's behind the ring.
Get off this line, get up!
Okay.
Look at that guy.
Get back where he is.
He's at the yellow gazebo.
Right on my body.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Let me heal up.
In the end?
Because you were like, actually?
The yellow gazebo.
Right on my body.
Okay, okay, I got a bomb.
I got a bomb.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm on it, bunch!
Come on James
He's dead he's that he's that he's that
But it can match with the green theme
We need
No, I need some rockets, I need some rockets.
Five rockets, no, two rockets, two rockets.
You give me that John?
Yeah.
We need the rockets now, but John, as fast as possible.
Oh, there's a 9mm on this, the guy that was next coconut.
Come on, come on, come on!
Go back, go back!
From where?
I got too much, I got too much!
First my payment.
I got you, Mr. Shack, don't do it.
I'll beat you to death.
You go, boss, you go, boss.
Get up, soldier.
How are you?
My arm is gone.
You got you, no, boss.
Oh, God, I'm getting fucked.
I'm getting fucked.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you, boss.
I'm going to get...
I'll handle the guys.
I'm gonna beat him off! I'm gonna beat this man off!
Stand back!
What?
I think I'm right there.
Nice, nice, nice.
No! I'm too lucky!
Over there!
I see him, I see him.
Dude, these guys got level 3 shit on here.
I'm killing myself I'm killing myself
Everybody with Altsin's and just everyone's gonna run on her man. Well guys, I tell you flesh about takes care of that easily
Guys on church guys on church
Well, I was at 20 feet from you guys
I have
on dude 140 40 okay that's a guy's all over the
people like a hundred and shoulder and so I did
that's going back to the way I think a hundred
yeah yes yes we're not sure we're fighting our way
Oh
What if I just take around do you
Should have pushed you out the middle of line of fire. Okay, you're gonna push you out there. Here you go
There we go. I'm sure get shut out there. Yeah, go ahead. He's ready for being shot
You go you clear the way
Okay, all right, all right, follow me miss. Give it follow me quickly
Yeah, watch it. That's what you can't get up
Roger that Roger this one. I eat this people to the east
For the circus
We gotta go over there
I'm going
Got one got one I got an inch
Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.
That's the one.
Give it. Give it. Go left. Go left here.
Plack them.
I'm shooting with the end.
Go deep. Go deep.
Give it.
Play in front of us.
76.
No, I'm coming. Give it.
I'm going, Vox.
I got two sticks. I got two sticks.
Use the smoke.
It's a military.
It's going to be a hell of a play.
Go, go, go.
Give it. You got to fight.
You got to save us.
I'm coming.
Vox!
Just a little too far away.
There's three of them there.
There's three of them there.
I
Got two there was only one more. Oh, wait, don't buy this you what
I'm coming you guys. I'm killing myself
I'm coming. Don't kill yourself. I'm coming
You have to see what nice thing about me or I'm gonna kill myself come you're ugly kill yourself
nice teeth okay I'm ugly I'm ugly I'm proud I'm ugly I'm proud I'm ugly I'm
I'm proud!
Oh, there he goes.
I'm a goofy Goober, yeah.
No, I'm not a goofy Goober, yeah!
No, I'm a goofy Goober, yeah!
Goopy, Goopy, Goopy!
I'm done, I'm done.
We're getting this helicopter here.
We're getting this helicopter over here,
driven by Mr. Noodle, one of the best pilots.
Mr. Noodle, you have to be in the pilot to deflate.
Mr. Noodle, Mr. Noodle!
God!
That's locked! It's not my haleigh!
You're so beautiful.
You're single, eh?
Well, huh.
AAAAAAAAH!
You're a hell of a shit you're a hell of a pussy.
Let me eat that jowl, let me eat that jowl, come on in, let me eat that jowl, get up
with that now to be dead down
I'm not doing too bad this game.
There's time watching kind of nervous.
Must be nice. Don't be nervous.
My little my little stick was glitching and there's nothing to be nervous about.
We'll go first three helis.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
I'll take care of you.
Cheers boys, cheers boys!
John, you're at your best?
I'm Mr. George!
I'm Mr. George!
I'm Mr. George!
Please take care of my boy.
He was a trash piece of shit brother.
Police!
I control the police!
I'm Mr. Nimbus.
Mr. Nimbus.
I'm back in the front.
Are you all me up real good my first time?
Yes, I take care of my own.
I take care of the monke-laders.
Don't be pervy stuff.
I'm hoppin' out boys!
Yes, sir.
Did you die, Mr. BB?
There's a little T-Moo.
There's a little T-Moo.
I
down in Italy smoke cigarettes and then into be the ESM you know I'll come with
you but that's scary how much do you have much joy what I'm doing us just a
wine tasting I'm gonna do a flight of German Lager just five glasses as well
I'm tasting some reds and some white wines, but class a classy tasting classy tasting
I'm keeping you classy
Oh
He was the best reason for conversation
Oh, is it? Well, is it a lot is it longer? Oh?
Longer longer not Lager
Oh
Guys, it's not looking good for me. I'm very new to the wide-gainting world the whole team's dead
It's me and one other guy. Oh my god. Oh, he says reds. There's reds. We're ready
On the pizza maker of the pizza man
I'm the I'm the picture man. I'm the picture man
I have like three pallets over
There's a guy like right here. This is the most perfect
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hot it's hot. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. Oh, don't land in the middle of the houses though
You'll just be mowed down
outside of them right outside of them.
I gotta get a high ground these guys. I can't shoot from here.
Ready? Ready?
We gotta get up on the city boys.
I can't shoot by the head.
I'm making moves.
Satan's squad.
He's dead. He's dead.
There we go.
I got shot from northeast 35.
He's going to crash like this.
We got a boys out.
We got a ride where we want to boys
Nothing is worse and getting shot and then the kill came
They're raising each other right
30-50 scopers
What I have you you're a bitch. Let me tell you that she's been to spin it. Oh, yeah, I'm right there
Guys, I'm right across the street. I'm right there
Dude, I'm done. My heart is hacking. I know he's up there. He's on the second
I'm coming Mrs. Phoenix
He just arrived the guy
I'm coming, Mr. Spades, I'm coming, but eat my butthole, eat my butthole.
There's two guys alive, they're talking about, one of them is mad that another guy looted
his...
They're looting, they're looting.
I see my top, I see my top.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm dead.
I
Mr. Spinach to be scared
Move up
I did two more two more feet you were over here by me. I pretty fucking sure yeah, I got a bunch of shades watch out for car guy
Hey
I
We're all dead and we're all dead on this side was legal good
His name is mouse is it was bounce me more tickles more tickles
I pick it up pick
And there's more than shit you can drag you can drag
I
Pack in
So we're not is wrong I become more powerful with every sip voice with every sip it courses through my pain and peanut veins
The urge to conquer the urge to enter vanquish with every every step I become more powerful
Is easy it's yeah, it's a CTC
Certified zone push it up to the safety guard
shanty town shanty town is he one of the residents got him he's dead
we gotta clear that shanty town the people of the shanty town are good
People they don't deserve the red occupation
Are you really gonna let these red team members occupy the shanty town full of innocent people?
They wear red armbands. Who does that make you think of?
I got like a four guys on me. I need help all four guys is it four guys were one guy named four guys
I am on you. I am I'm we're below you were below
And we get sent from everywhere everywhere boys. Oh, yeah
Oh
Nice, yep, yep, yep.
You... where are they?
I'm coming Mr. Light, I'm coming back!
I'm coming back!
I'm already here, I'm already here.
Oh no, no yelling, no yelling.
I'm already here.
Don't yell, you're in Canada, you don't have to yell.
Ahhhhh...
Right on the right, where you get up, you got a bang.
You don't have to, you don't have to feed or yell when you're at home.
Ahhhhh...
You're country suck now.
You country is actually around the ability to yell when you're at home.
He's having all just sniping into it. We can't see him
dollars
Yeah, they're further back
All right, okay, all right, I admit you were not lying
You you hit this round
You know for certain oh fine
I have a family back home waiting for me please I have a model train collection and a Pokemon
card collection that I've been working on.
I've got these little trinkets, these little Lego pieces you build but they're meant for
home decor and stuff, just regular Lego pieces.
It's a quick revenge, it's a quick revenge!
Everyone's in here, everyone in here is fucking dead!
Everyone's dead!
MADIC!
MADIC!
We need medical assistance.
We... revived me first.
The guy next to me is a pervert.
I saw him looking through my window last night at 9 p.m.
What should we do?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh, I was duped.
I was duped.
I was... that was a red team member.
That was a red team member.
I was pranked.
I got pranked.
I thought I was revived by a noble green man.
Oh
I'm killing myself.
This map is the best map.
Let's never play that other fucking map.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, that.
Up the map, the world, the factory, the new map.
That map is pretty good.
Oh, it's not?
That shit is fucking ass!
The door opened, it's ass!
Oh, no!
Oh, damn, man, oh, damn, man, oh, damn, man, oh, damn, man.
That map is probably the best map for SMGs.
Let's push, let's push, let's push.
Mm-mm.
That map is just sniper central.
Everyone's like-
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's SMGs central, because you can hide in any building you want.
I believe that a lot of hiding. What are you aiming at Cocoa. I'm a head to a
DuBois right now. We are cooking we're 50 points already.
We're doing great.
You know, Pete, I don't like to admit I'm wrong,
but you're right about this.
I can just scream tonight for fun.
You're right.
I'll give you that.
Oh, we're actually doing pretty good.
You're doing a lot of things.
You're not right with your diet.
You're not right with the way you dress.
You're not right with the way you smell, the way you look.
You're not right with your daily decisions.
You're not right with a lot of alcohol you drink.
You're not right.
You're not right.
You're right in this, Pete.
You're right in this.
What's that? What? What's the right watch? What did you say about sniping you?
Thank you hot zone hot zone hot zone
That was very kind of you to see coconut. I know that took a lot of
No problem. You're my best buddy. My favorite little guy
If I could put you by parking to walk around with you and have your ventures with you
I would go good
I think you're a great friend too, and I'm glad that you said something nice me
Maybe feel really good, and I buy you as a friend and a teammate. I think you're a great guy
Thank you, Peter
Die immediately coconut find a dark hole to crawl into will no one will find your body and die there
No, I don't know
I'm talking about killing each other. I'm gonna do it right now. I've only 180 beats out
I was just following orange. I don't know where we're going, but I'm going with the flow
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm heading towards circle. The problem is there's a giant tower in between us and the sir
I will bother on my body. We'll be fine
I
in this house possibly no no no he killed me from across the street 80 meters
I'll catch you I'll catch you I'll catch you
I'll catch you I'll catch you
I'll catch you
they might be keying us get ready
take a bus take a bus
oh yeah they're up in the window
oh shit
I got a view
got one got one
there's like 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 a lot of bulls out of the window
oh guys I'm in the window I can't dammit
okay okay I'm gonna pick you up hold on
I think it's between the same place
don't worry
I got you
take a watch
I'm going boys, I'm going boys, I'm going in, into the block, into the frame!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
There's a guy on my body.
I appreciate it.
Open up, bitch!
Get him, boys, get him.
Get him, get him.
Get him, get me up.
There's gonna be more Peter King right now.
What the fuck?
Don't question your problem.
Alright, they're everywhere.
They're literally everywhere.
EVERYWHERE! They're everywhere!
I'm dead.
Where's the sticky poo?
Oh, mmm...
Is there a passing guy's bedtime?
Hey, uh, can you...
Mmm...
Where's the spare Jack?
Where's...
Where's the spare Jack?
There's a whole team of shit there.
Somebody get his pants on the line!
I said an eight-year-old run by my body
and call me a sticky poo.
I can't find her.
Sticky poo is sticky poo.
Is it true? Is it true?
No, it is not true! It's not true, the sliders!
Not so impassable, I'm a Cormie loser!
You think when peanut poops, it smells like peanut butter?
It is!
Yes!
Peanut butter and blood!
Okay, I smell peanut butter.
Mine just smells like peanut butter and latex.
Sometimes it gets caught on the way out and I poop a whole balloon.
I hate little balloon animal.
I'm killing myself.
Yeah, I know myself.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Same, same, same, same.
Ah.
Mm, if you have one server, are you guys planning on?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Oh, right?
Wouldn't you like to know, Weather Boy?
Wouldn't you like to? Oh, you, I wonder what that guy's up to.
I wonder what that guy's up to tonight.
I wonder what that guy's planning.
Fuck you, foul.
Is it smooth or crunchy here, butter?
It's crunchy peanut butter if I've had corn and smooth peanut butter if I haven't.
Oh, it just...
Oh, coconut stana!
Oh, really?
Peanut...
Coconut stana!
You can share the coffee here.
That's not for this.
You can realize right now.
We're gonna pull this on, we're gonna pull this on this thing.
Okay, let's, I guess we hang out.
slow down babe get roll
oh yeah yeah yeah we're pulling it
we're going to push up on the south west
we're heading towards the right now boys
keep g8 60 seconds
i think i just saw somebody drop
he was having a quick solution
supplies and we got a quick solution
we're going to do our base and explode it
yeah are they doing the strat
oh maybe
No. No, not like this, not like this. I made it all the way back. Please, I have a family.
I don't know about you guys, but I ain't staying in the club.
I'm getting in position and a tasteful distance outside.
I
Fuck you
Find them and we're gonna kill them
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
They come here comes a search. Yeah, blues are coming
Good
I'm just I'm just happy to be here
Okay, wait do I take it or do you think?
Twice where do I stand?
Okay, I'm okay, there you go
All right.
Oh, your finger is cold. Your finger is very cold.
Can you spin on it?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you've got big size fingers. I don't think we can do this.
Oh, where is that?
There's a car that you drove by with enemies there. Right there, look at that!
Single truck though. Nothing.
Over there!
He's over there!
Where was that?
He slipped by our defenses.
Mr. Spinnitz, Mr. Spinnitz, how did you let that truck slip by our defenses?
Oh, yeah, I'm- Oh, you didn't-
It's me.
Hee-hee.
It's better to have you let that truck sit by our defenses.
Oh!
I shot the wheel out.
He's running away.
I'm chasing him.
Oh, I'm running, I'm running, watch.
You should be running in front of me to the warehouse.
He's a frosty boy.
Hey, where's Alex?
Oh, it looks like, uh, okay, our boys are holding him a little further up.
I'm going, I'm going for it.
We got plenty in the circle.
Yeah, this guy just got away.
Oh
Sniff him out
Shit, but ain't I got a boner? I don't know where he is, but I'm heading back to base
Yeah, he's got way
He killed himself. Yeah, I kill
All the jaggies ride
Game
Oh
Hop in what's up it done, bitch?
Yeah, are you fucking my car sir?
Very odd people around here
Very odd people around these parts be careful
Wait on the truck. Don't go. Don't go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Where'd you go? What?
I'm right here. I'm right here.
Is there a rocket launcher coming for us?
What's that BB sound?
Wait, what's that BB sound? Is that a rocket launcher?
Damn, that thing is going.
That thing is going.
Holy crap.
I only had like five payments left over that thing!
Oh, it's free now!
Damn it!
Insurance, baby.
I need my insurance last month.
I need to be the premium.
Help! I'm dead!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
He's healing his body! He's rushing his body!
Jack!
He's rushing it! He's rushing it!
You run around the corner, on the wall, on the front.
Take that!
Hold it, Jack!
Good kill, good kill.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out!
You said that's the gayest thing he's ever heard anyone say in this game
That's a compliment
I'm gonna try to say something
like nothing more man-witted than two dudes fucking each other on a sandy beach
yeah sure with me he's like coconut you're the man till you had a man
exactly you said that maybe stay away from the towers
yeah i'll maybe please god do anything other than go to the towers
we've already we've already suffered enough i never asked you to do anything
please do this with me i i would take a one with you i'll take
You're a seasoned veteran so we should take it easy
We I would see you in front of us. We're just mad. Oh, no, somebody just hit the house of the rocket
How's with a rocket?
Oh, and I'm dead.
I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna live forever!
Push up, push up!
Behind you, Mr. Lion!
Right in this house, I can hear him.
Also, that house! Two people in that house! Two people in that house on the left!
Yeah
To dirty blues to dirty blues this house
Got the one in the other house. I don't know how many there are to the to this house to this house
I was just shot by a car
I
What was dialed
You see it
Think it's circling around when you see it next to the shoes wheels out and then hide and then all come out
We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die! We're not gonna make it!
We're not gonna do it!
We're not gonna do it!
Stupid pussy.
Too hard.
I'm going in boys!
It's all too hard.
And scary.
And it's violent and so is violence.
I don't know why we're fighting.
And it killed me again.
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him.
You got the gunner?
I got the gunner.
I mean, they'll just drive off the rush,
and that's fine.
When they come back, they'll shoot out the wheels.
They're really easy to shoot at.
He's like a quarter of a mag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pop the wheels, pop the wheels.
He's popped all four wheels, shoot out the gunner,
and then we got him.
Which direction did he go?
I don't know, I don't know.
You shoot him through the glass,
but the glass works like armor that takes most of the damage.
Yeah, but I'm trying to shoot you with like two full mags.
Does AP rounds go to that guy?
AP rounds do go to the glass.
Yes.
OK, OK, OK.
We got to get that.
I'm pretty ready right now.
Cactiopters above us.
Yeah, that's the shit.
That's hot.
That's hot.
I mean, guys, actually, I looked at this video today.
Do you know against level one and level two armor,
basic ammo does more damage than AP?
It's not until level three or level four
ammo that AP actually does more damage than regular ammo.
So, most people are sitting on it.
So if you're using AP against a guy with level two armor,
you're actually gonna do worse
than if you just use regular ammo.
I keep, uh-
And I guess it's just math, like, I mean, like,
you're gonna run into more guys
with two one and two two armor, right?
So I was like, oh no.
Guys, you look like, it's on me, it's on me,
it's on me, it's on me, it's on me, it's on me, it's on me,
it's on me, it's on me!
I got the gunner, I got the gun.
You got the gunner?
Oh yeah, go for the wheels, go for the wheels.
go go go get the real boys
What we might be out
Which do it they're gonna go somewhere and they're gonna revive that guy we catch up with that with the reviving that guy we kill them all
I think I hear driving ride I could have swore I heard to the east
OH MY GOD!
This guy didn't wake up again!
What's going to do?
We are losing circle and it's right next to us.
How did you see the breakdown of your last death?
Hit B, hit B. But it has to be while you're down.
Or while you're dead or downed, I don't remember.
I'm coming for you.
Well, I could have swore I heard a guy.
Oh, where'd he go?
I could have swore I heard another guy.
Are there guys around here or should we take this part of the hot zone?
Because we're not-
That guy just responded to something that I said to you guys?
Actually, it's right next to us. It's right next to us. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you, sir. Thank you for the information, sir. I was wondering what was going on.
Going on upstairs. Thank you, sir. Thank you, good chair. Come on. Thank you, good chair. I see those clips.
Not really. I'm doing it.
That's a car's back. That's a car's back.
I don't think so.
That car's key. That car is keeping us from the service.
I
To be a baby up to be a baby up
I'm going to the hot zone. Would you not take that healthy out?
I mean, that's an option, you know, we don't
Right to be right coming
Two wheels out, two wheels out boys, I think
Dude, oh my god, they're fucking hell. I don't know what they're doing this thing with but I'm getting out of here
I saw that, yeah, I heard that
Let's go with us
NOOOOO
Second floor edge to the lava god
Someone get this anti-aircraft
Who the hell is that guy? I'm not dead
Guys, the hoppy got me again
You know what? You know what? You don't fuck this
You know what?
This guy wants more!
It's more he's a half!
It's more he's a half then!
John pick me up! I'm grabbing an RPG!
Let's go, let's go!
Right there, right there!
Maybe like five?
boys. Is this you? Is this you? Yep. Yep. Yep.
She first. I know. I know. I know. I didn't see it there.
Mr. Noodle. Don't worry, Mr. Noodle. I know which ones you
are.
I want to fuck you so hard later, Mr. Noodle.
Take your pussy to the inside out.
I
We are done we are done
You see the wheels guys come on I shot to the wheels I even with no wheels I think it can still drive this
We're fighting near the hot zone
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Give me a sec, the attack. I had to take cover.
You got a car. You got a car. Yeah, yeah.
Where do you want to go?
Right back where I was.
You've just played all these people and talked crap about this game?
It's something good. Everyone's going to talk crap about it, boss.
That's how the world works.
If no one's talking crap about what you got,
Then it's fucking ass
Then it's fucking ass
If no one started dropping by what you got, then it's ass
Let's ride!
Oh, I'm coming boys, I'm coming!
Yeah, get ready, I'm smoking
I got a heal, I got a heal
I
Wish you could kill him a couple couple more
Yeah, yeah, Resum Resum.
Did you see me see the hubby boys?
Uppercase, son.
No, no, no.
Resum Resum, I'll shoot him as soon as you Resum.
I'll shoot him as soon as you Resum.
No, no, Resum real quick, just Resum.
You got to find that hubby.
We're going to take over it.
They question from the surface.
Wait, we got to get to the heart, so I'll just write out it.
What the fuck?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm just looking for the Humby, I got my RPG stock.
Yeah, we gotta move, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just packing a mag, I'm very low on ammo.
You know how you can fully kill someone in Arc Raiders after you down them?
I guess you're not something like that for this game.
Um, I don't know.
Yeah, maybe.
How about that, how about that.
Maybe, maybe after 30 seconds.
Maybe like you come up to him and like hold down F and like a 5 second knife animation.
I've seen it in knife animation.
Sure.
I was literally, I'm starting,
this is a world reveal, starting a dev company
who's gonna make games and a BB.
I was gonna add you to the team, but you're off.
Yeah, you're off.
You know what's one thing I do kind of find weird?
Is that there's a circle at the bottom
that's never 100% indicating that there's obviously
supposed to be some time period until you die,
but I've never ran out of it.
I've never ran out of it either.
Yeah, it's supposed to be a way that you just die.
Oh shit, jeep's back.
See, we all never ran out of that circle
because I've never ran out of it.
That thing makes no fucking more of a shit than you need.
It's a fucking electric vehicle.
Jesus fuck, I should have been.
I got two of these, he's got two of these, he's got me.
What is that, what's happening?
He's like, he's going past my body to the south.
I'm going back, I'm going back.
Stand back, boys, stand back.
Please take that bitch out.
Wait guys, how do we still not have art zone? I don't get this.
There's the Humvee! The Humvee's blocking us from across the street! The whole team!
I see it, I see it, yep, I see it. I'm going to cut him back.
You should hold here for some more.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
It's like 10 minutes long, I left and made the same one before.
Ah, people are in that truck on us.
Fantastic. That seems like a reasonable number of minutes.
That seems awesome, moving to us from the back.
You have a...
Got ya!
No, it's not from shanty shanty. No, it's not shanty. Is that how me is gone?
And how me is God boys. I don't see it all
Because it knows as soon as people realize it's there they get their C4 out they get their rockets out. It's just a drive-by
Well, except for the coming party unless I'm in the room with them stroke this shit
Oh, we're gonna lose this game.
But we're not.
We guys, the circle's on us now, the circle's on us.
We got the circle.
It's back over here across the road.
We're gaining points.
We're gaining right now.
Wait, did we lose the fog, Mr. Gun?
Yeah.
We'll tell you what's happening.
I don't know.
It's just gone.
Not forever?
Shit, sorry, sorry.
As long as we hold the circle, we win.
If somebody, if somebody, if we don't, we win.
Boys we're gonna do the show. Yeah, wait for the hubby, but it ain't pushing by
Take those drills as if your whole team is with me that mortars you're in on us. So we gotta move
I'm in the circle right now. He's waiting to have me
No, he's alive
with me now and ain't got nothing you got the wrong guy you got the wrong guy
that they got nothing to do with me buddy that's our you should target it
I
Hear Johnny coming
Yeah, Hummer is around I get to drill boys. I'm just a shadow of a how many gets your drone as well guys on
on me on mode.
Gotcha!
Little bit of packing.
Good kill, man.
Thank you, good set.
Thank you.
That's mighty kind of you to say.
You know what's rising?
Oh, I see the heavy guys coming.
He's coming back.
He's coming back.
Ready yourself, soldiers!
No, you can't.
He comes, he comes, he comes.
I don't know, man, isn't it an anti-vehicle rocket?
He comes, he comes.
Shoot the wheels, shoot the wheels.
He's going away!
Guys, your hobby went away never mind.
I can't kill him.
I can't get them
Actually, they keep digging around it's gonna lose we got the whole circle covered. We got like a hundred guys
Mm-hmm. I did a drone. Are there drones in this game? Did I just yeah, there's drones, but it's it's not like drones
Like you think it's not gonna like ruin the game or nothing
It's drugs you guys shoot out of that thing on top of the roof and it has to lock on something. I want to explode
See you as a person. I believe I completely
like with the whole team and I just got
Merck
Get this one up here, there's Billy!
Hup!
How's it clear, how's it clear?
I repeat, how's it clear boys, how's it clear?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck you!
Fuck you! Eat my shit! Eat my shit out of my butthole!
Right here! That's right!
We're the mean green demon!
We're the mean green demon!
What's this helicopter doing here?
Get out of here!
I
Did that guys
We are the are the I love you. I didn't help me back. It's back
Because it wasn't even facing me in it and it it killed me it was facing like 90 degrees to the right
Yeah, the hubby got job bugged. Yeah, it was facing down. You reached my right as well. It's gonna be that's great
I should have you tell me
I'm going for boys I'm going for it. Oh guys, I'm gonna die before I get there
We're on top of our old fob.
It's going where to go.
There's a hubby ran again.
It scared my power.
Look at the map.
Oh, shit.
I don't see nothing.
I see nothing.
I
Understandable have a great day
Understandable have a great day share. Ah, so no, so basically I
I sacrificed my life for the betterment of society and as 50 caliber rounds were helping
their way through my body ripping my spine in half, I launched one singular RPG at the
Humvee and get, well, well it did nothing.
It did nothing at all.
You might as well have spit on it.
You might as well have just spit on the Humvee.
Guys, um, guys at the military, I have a quick question. If I shoot a Humvee with an RPG, does it usually, does it usually damage it?
But he's got the awks.
Oh, is that how that works? Is that how that works?
Uh, someone, yes?
Not nothing. Wait a minute.
Compens on the spot. I think it would be cheating. I don't know if it's a chance to make your hubby invincible
And also if his hubby wasn't invincible and he was cheating, I don't think he'd be going in and out of traffic like that
I think he'd be sitting there mowing us down
Because I don't think there's a way to take out that hubby
And you could get three guys that are being treated that super inconvenient for a $5,000 truck
Or you can get C4, but then you got to get really close to it though multiple, but it's not going to let you do
I saw one it did literally nothing like no damage visible whatsoever
Oh, is this yours I'm getting worth it in three RPGs to kill him I
I
Don't you know yet you're not ready to get three RP. He's off because they're gonna zoom away repair and then you come right back
You'll never get three RPGs unless you have three guys with RPGs
You can somehow be ready to throw a Pg out when they
I'm doing whether it might be a two shot
No, no more people are saying three but you are saying three a lot more taste
That that thing is just hard to kill. I mean think about it guys if you shoot the wheels off it still drives
It's like half speed if you shoot the gunner
They just drive away because his body stays in there and you just pull them out of there revive them
If you shoot with an RPG it does no actual damage to the Humvee that makes it inoperable
That thing is kind of the the machine
That thing is kind of the beat
Yeah, it's kind of become the meta.
I see a lot of people using it.
That thing is the machine, boys.
21 miles on the map.
Two to the front or the side.
Hit it from the back?
Hold on now, wait a second.
I was practicing on your dad last night,
off after a cool glass of wine.
Are you sure it's the back that's the most exposed?
Or is it not the side?
One M-A-W side.
You know what we could do, Mr. gimmick? We could get one of those drones set up in our base and droning
That's one shot that's one shot now. We're jumping on basically see if that's our base. Oh, we don't we don't have one of those
You don't have
I don't think so, I don't think we took the bomb back.
Now that we did even, but we're only 10 points from winning, I think we got it.
A-A-B-A-B-C, A-A-B-A-B-C!
Yeah!
And what?
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent attempt, Mr. John. Excellent attempt.
A dubious attempt at the enemy A-B-C.
would be honored in the halls of our
forever
no it uh it just deflected my rocket
like I'm some cheap slut
oh there's a guy right here look at this
he's crawling around
look at that he's got a pod ray dude
look at that
guys I hear a drone
We just got to hit the fucking circle
That it gets what daddy wants there the kids with daddy
they won't
Hey, this is take us to the south east boys south these tangos
I like this you shut up a bit
I am feeling this guy is gonna kill us.
Oh God.
Oh, what?
What?
Team killer says...
What did I do?
I do nothing.
I'm a good...
I'm a good...
I do nothing.
In game.
Guys, wait.
Where's that Humphi at?
I
Was I think we just take all our guys grow the circle right now. We just got a way
Oh my god
guys the Humby is on the Humby right now the Humby is on us right now as we speak I hit
it with a rocket launcher but it did nothing maybe we go the direction with the Humby is
not what do you think no that could partially work that's the craziest idea I've ever heard
my life
you guys are making it so complicated
does anyone have any more RPGs
oh god
does she have any more RPGs?
oh god okay
I'm surrounded by dirty reds
I repeat, I'm surrounded by dirty, filthy regs.
Oh shit, hold on.
Gotta wait for the...
I got a defense.
Is this your co-car?
Are you nice?
I'm finished.
Hey, can you revive our guy out there?
I need to be a defense.
Got the guy.
Nice.
Nice.
He's got your piece.
Oh, do you mind if I also have the RPG?
The driver's up.
Oh, it's delicious.
Oh, it's delicious. It has a scent of mahogany and and it's quite a burlish
thing oh no I actually found an RPG no need to worry I found it right down the
floor down there
does anyone see the humby my jenny I'm the only one that dies guys I'm getting
I'm getting watered down right now. I'm getting watered down.
Little bit of healing.
Already?
We have a one yet, boys. We have one yet.
We won you gotta kill that fucking on me
Here's your reward
He's done it, it's Ash.
It's Ash, he's done it.
So take one, three of these, take one on me.
Yeah!
He's the chosen one!
He's the, he's chosen, he's the chosen one!
We're the winner!
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, I kind of at the beginning. I'm telling you we had zero stream time is by the end there was there was a cop
There was come I see it see it move
But yeah, I see most that game was no stream time that was I take is not a world of different points
isn't that a world of difference it's a whole different game it's self-referencing it's awesome
you dumb boys you're dumb boys i'll tell you i'm gonna get it when you are a p
i'm leaving i'm leaving oh
it's called a restroom you fucking communist
I hate that, I hate that one, Shreve.
God, don't wonder your military is just seven guys in funny hats.
Yeah, there's a lot of moose and beavers, alright.
Fuck around with the moose and beavers.
I'm gonna go grab my millibilites one more time.
Yeah, okay, okay, sounds good.
I'll be right back too.
Oh, should we actually go to the weapons jet?
I'm a piece break to them which way would you run oh wait hold what let's see
what we have you read all the negative reviews of players complaining about
everyone just wanting to join the green team leaving red and blue during the
the game as soon as the green team spot is unfaithful.
God's motion.
That'll happen boys, that'll happen.
You know, that'll, that's, well,
I'm not sure what to do about that, but that'll happen.
That, but you are, you are right gentlemen,
that is motion, that is motion.
How else am I gonna see how much we ain't got no motion
boys?
That's Moser right there, Moser, that's Moser right there.
Those dirty blues.
Well, nobody wanted to be in the blue team anyway.
So that one, we can't really attribute the Moser.
The red team though, that was the Moser.
Those stinky reds, those dirty filthy reds.
I'm telling you, Moser, nothing makes me more angry
than a dirty red.
You see, you've already glued us around.
Oh, you know what, we will.
We'll show you, it's not the man,
It's something team that makes the man, it's the man that makes the team.
Oh, Mr. Scooty Pop Junior, but what we're doing is one good man, good a man.
He changed your mind, boy.
Apparently there's mines for Scooty.
Oh, there is, yeah.
And they've one shot vehicles.
That would be...
I
Saw this video on a guy who put a hundred mines along all the roads from one base to the main map I
I can't even imagine what hell that is
Yeah, that's a quick server change right there. That's you that's a quick server change. That's that that's a quick
new server new server alert
Was it camsota yes, it was camsota
is everybody back to the baby break I mean yeah yeah I mean I see me play one
more game which should put us at like 930 and then let's go play Dodson's
trail park what do you want to say yeah okay well alright everybody's got there
they're all their mode job and the screen's hitting right
good refresh hold on yep yeah I changed regions again wait I don't know if my
I'm back. I'm back. Okay. I'm doing it.
Oh, hold on. Wait. Oh, okay. There we go. Okay.
We don't need invite. I don't know if this one's going to work.
I said 99 when I and I joined instantly.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
You're not in. No, no.
You're going green?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in the short with you, Pete.
I get the scissors full?
Yeah.
No, it's OK.
It's just drawing anywhere.
How full, John?
100 out of 100.
I know, but like the Q?
6 out of 9.
OK.
All right.
Serger and ID.
OK, let's go ahead and back on out boys.
Everybody's in anonymous mode for short and invisible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Don't forget to hit those two eyeballs
We never get in there boys before y'all hide
Let me choose a new one
Got a dreamy dreamy
says are we all right here I joined that up
we're gonna prove everyone it's not the team that makes the man some man that
makes a team I literally just joined and I can't show my speed but there's 30
blue guys doing the human cinnamon
My boy, we're gonna sit and feed across the ground. Is that we are you in blue?
Open up the door to spread out
With a nine-stop pop pop and staley steal
Oh, I'm fucking...
Oh, I'm too fussy
Go hard, getting busy with it
I got your reputation
And I miss your mother for the one day
If you get it, please
But the only thing you can't steal
Is came out to play
Stay out my way
Motherfuckin' gonna fuck
Who we gonna fuck?
Who we letting pop?
Don't let it go
Fuck!
Next don't give it to ya
He don't give it to ya
Next don't give it to ya
He don't give it to ya
We got Orchid and Rap
I
Want to win she could die what a good time
You are a very large and well-endowed peanut some may say the the most well-endowed
down your aim is the best i dream of dominating fbs games as you do
if it's domination you want then it is dominated you shall get
you guys i'm i'm not a great start from blue team
What group are you in?
I'm with you, bro.
I'm with you.
Foxtrot 1?
Wait, no.
I'm in.
Are you a tomato?
Wait, you just kicked everybody.
Well, I don't think those guys were our guys.
That was all of us.
None of us are in squads.
Is it Foxtrot 1?
Foxtrot 1!
Are you in, John?
Okay, all right, all right, January speed up February's gimmick or kid is no I'm a rat
Okay, wait gimmick is rat coconut tomato John is February and help me be origin
No, no, February is having the Orchard's John.
I'll do it now.
I have tomatoes.
Ah.
He's not looking good for a blue team.
Look, impressed.
We're fine, guys, guys.
We have to sweat our absolute cocks off this game.
We have to show that the blue team can win with the right motivation and the right leadership.
If we win with blue team, I'll be fucking genuinely amazed.
We do
It's gotta be guys are the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever had the displeasure of playing any video game with in my life
Oh my god.
Bucking it boys! Bucking it!
Yes, they can join other teams.
I don't know that theory.
We are blue, we stay blue.
Oh, but I could still, I could still.
We've got guys landing on, uh...
Coconut, I have to be honest with you.
What?
Thank you, John.
No, you're welcome.
I tried!
We positioned it.
It was crashed on top of another new telly,
and he braved against over and over.
So you're the guy I was calling stupid off.
Yeah, well you want to do the job?
Well mine wasn't breaking, but his was.
It's just breaking over and over and over.
Excuse me, Mr. Door.
Killed the guy at Field, killed the guy at Field.
He was building a farm.
I'm coming to your position, Brad.
There's a free farm here.
Oh no!
We don't need to build anything, so we should wait.
That's me!
He's at the pool, he's sat me for the pool.
Let him come, let him come.
Mr. Spark, I don't feel too good.
Good to good mr. Spark. No, no January. Oh shit. We're two guys dropping two guys dropping. We're safe. We're safe
There's a ton of enemies at the pool
January the month after December
Okay
You can remember it because it's the month after December.
My January boy, my beautiful boy.
Skim to me, Mr. Orchid.
My January boy.
Alright, sing to me, Mr. Rad. Sing to me, Mr. Rad.
Hey, sir, dance to the lullaby skin.
Let me fly amongst the stars.
I'm about to get baked.
Guys, there's a ton of green guys at the pool.
Don't actually cook it right now, boys! I'm cooking!
Alright, where are you?
I'm in the hot zone, and we're actually taking points, but only by two people right now.
So if I leave the hot zone, it's gonna be tied.
I'll kill all the greens at the pool, and then I'll be right there.
We're also gonna take the football field real soon.
I need immediate medical assistance. I just killed myself. I killed myself. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm killing myself
I love solidarity for the blue team.
Okay, all right.
It never goes through the first time, boys.
The plan never goes through the first time, man.
Everybody knows that.
All right, let's go.
It's your second time when you reach out.
Come on, buddy.
Hey, get in.
What?
What?
I'm walking.
You're next, guys.
Hmm.
Hey, get in. Get in.
A BB should be September.
Are you ready?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I believe it deserves a combination I believe that that deserves a combination
you you will live on in the halls above all of forever for that chair don't crash
I'm not even the one driving the helicopter over there.
There's guys everywhere, dude.
Sit more accurately.
Oh my god.
Oh.
If you crash this, I swear to god,
I'll circumcise you right out here in the battlefield.
You got aura farming?
My guy's aura farming.
My guy's aura farming.
I got aura farm.
I got aura farm.
Just stay with me.
If you blow us up, I'm going to fucking hit you, bro.
I do the best barrel rolls ever.
See that?
Basically, just stay in place, doing it.
I'm a covering and I need to please don't fucking kill me. I'm the best the barrels ever
Choose boys, choose oh
I've got a bear shot. I can just jump from the sky
There's a tank on one side. They're building their father in the stadium on another side
You almost killed Pena with your fucking rotor, you can sit on her purpose.
Yes, yes.
You almost killed Pena with your fucking rotor.
Guys, we're do-thing-around!
The blue team work ethic is infecting us!
He was like, fall?
He was just right there for me cooking ice.
Wait, there's a car, there's a car in me.
If you wouldn't kill me right there, John, I swear I'd have you penis.
I'd have you penis by the end of the night.
I got some of those cotton balls that you know get stuck to you when you're running through the grass and my hand
I'm trying to pick them out
And tell about those little little little little little prickly things those little little prickly balls
Start pulling my glove
No pay I'm January the month after December
February is a fat bitch.
Hey, you don't even know who that is.
He's my friend.
You know what? It's John.
We went to high school together. Have some respect.
I think he's not even February. It's John.
February is a good day.
I'm not February.
I am February.
I'm approaching to this house.
And he's treating me with popular respect.
I'm fortune.
February is a good day.
I am February.
February is a good day.
Is that halal or is that halal?
February is one, is very halal.
Are you sure?
It's the most halal.
What?
December is the most halal.
Are you sure it's not September?
No, no, they say September is one of the greatest babies ever.
And I feel like it'd be September.
Wait, let me do-
I don't know, but I don't know about September.
Guys, the circle's on the proof.
May babies, may babies.
Oh
The hell's I gotta do it
You guys I'm over I'm in the hot
Guys guys we need to see for this and take I don't know if you guys do that yet or not
I got the gunner of the tank, he's dead.
Oh my god.
He's not happy about that.
It's happening.
Little bit of packing.
Little bit of packing.
You tried to be...
I think you missed your question.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
I'm about to get active, as the young can say.
You dropped down with the boys?
I'm about to get active, Jit!
Duh-uh!
No cap!
Unstuck, 10 goes down, times ya!
Guys, guys, easy for that take, ASAP!
Okay?
My phone, like, terrible phones.
Alright, that's it.
If it is WARRIOR, WHAT?!
Oh my god. I'm in the hot zone. I'm in the hot zone. I'm in the hot zone. I can't yell.
Okay, screw you
Here we go, baby here we go so much here we go, baby
John I need you to drop me right on top of that tank good to see me by
I'm coming with six C4 right now. I'm going to see for right now
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, put some on these crates.
Put some on this crate.
Wait, I'm gonna put them all on that crate.
Can you jump it around top?
Yeah, be like, you get me up?
I'll be be.
Yalla, yalla.
There's another crate.
Straight out.
No, no, all six, all six on this one.
Are you tomato?
You're eating it with this crate.
Can you do that, boss?
Can you do that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, I'm gonna get six more C4s
just because you failed, OK?
I'm just trying to be perfect.
I'm just trying to be perfect.
Please, Yalla.
Are you tomato?
Yes, I'm tomato.
Oh man, this is thank you for watching.
I'm coming.
That was not me, Peanut.
I was about to say, I was about to say, was that you, Mr. John?
No, we're good.
Well, I've got this before.
I've got, wait, we've got the plan and the backup plan.
Plan B as well.
You dropped that crate right on top of the, this, this, this.
This is the play, Mr. John.
This is the thing.
You're going to drop me off away from the tank, and then I'm going to watch you do it.
And if you fail, I'll run up and I'll blow up the, you'll be on the one too.
What?
There's other great you I ain't got a limited money pal
I'll be right back. I haven't get some more cheap watch
Let's just put some of the helicopter come across these bitch
in there across all right okay I've got this you boy yeah yeah yeah let's run boy let's run
I gotta pack my extra bb hold on yeah by the way I just realized that when I clicked the trigger
on this both of these boxes will explode at the same time I'm dead right on my body so so
I just want you to know John that if the first box hits perfectly I'm not waiting for the second
I am not waiting for the second
box to drop out of the helicopter I just I just want you to know that I want
you to know that that's the sacrifice that we must be willing to make boys
we should be silly before we go maybe our last ship singular bullet and any
These crates in the circle. Ah, we're fine
You're overreacting come on we'll be fine
We'll be fine, I don't know you don't know when you're not so much. I was right next to the pool like right here
I'm going to go ahead and wait for the waves to take out, do you see it?
Nope.
Oh, did you miss the take?
No, no.
Guys, I am.
Is it directly under us?
Oh, I don't see it directly under us, no.
How'd you get in there?
address oh I don't see the directly address no how do you think I'll let you
know I'm moving I'm moving towards the circle John the tape would probably be
in the map what do you think yeah maybe we should look there
stupid kids
we're still not in the map we are we went out of the way where's the take at
man see me see the day I'm gonna get close to us first what is it no this is
normal one is just you know fucking fucking blow it blow it wait don't
pull it up yeah I got a couple oh okay no no no no we gotta go from take that
that's not what that's not what that's not what it was gonna take John if you
don't fly through the middle of the map right now so you look for this day I'm
I'm in a circumstance you can't get in the middle of town.
I already am.
Is he down right below us?
Same, same, same.
Died, Died, Died.
Died, Died.
Do you smort him, Noctiscent?
You, we, how are you good sir?
Don't forget to vote for Pee as the best V-Tuber so he can go back to Pee in as he can.
Pee, Peeber, beat it to it.
I'm pushing to the hot zone now.
Beat it to it.
Yeah, I don't wanna see it.
You have two towers.
Okay, yeah, I'll get up in that.
Can I tell you when to blow it?
Yeah, give me the signal.
Tell him when to blow.
Oh, tell him when to blow.
No, I wish I'm about to get revived. I'm about to get revived. I'm about to get revived. I don't worry. Just let me know
Mr. Tomatoes right next to me cook it. I used to copy. I have the detonator on my body. I need you got me boss
I'm coming I'm coming hang on the time time is imperative
Die literally on your body my looted you I'm not sure
Let me know what I need to blow it okay
right there you should take nobody see that car again okay I advice you to drop
both boxes John both boxes oh my gosh there's two pallets of materials I
haven't taken in yet we put it right on it I got excited and started going all
place tell me when tell me when oh yeah
oh no thanks here on why did I get the
money take tank is on me thanks you
wasn't before I just nick of time fantastic
smoking I'm gonna see what I'm going
I'm going guys. I'm coming. I got to work. Where's he at? Where's he at?
On me on me
I'm going for
Guys somebody grab the detonator on my body and blow it!
No we don't need that detonator on my body!
Guys behind me! Guys behind me!
No!
Behind me right on my body, he's heading straight to my body, he's at the gizmo.
No!
Guys somebody grab the detonator on my body and fucking blow it!
I'm dead.
You better turn around, turn around, get the detonator!
Yeah I know, I know, I know, I know.
I
Can't move you dude. Just remind me remind me remind me. What is this guy doing? What is oh my god? Oh my goodness
gone the boy god
What is this guy doing?
I got the dead nigger on me!
Okay, Pete, you're about to get run over.
Deal me.
Okay. Yup, you just got run over. Alright.
Guys, how do we not have to fill in his two weeks into the game?
Two weeks! Two weeks into the game!
How is that even possible?
Guys, can one of you guys go to the fucking bathroom?
And we're on that.
And we're all dead.
That this is what it means to be on the blue team. Let me teach uncle that there is no better team if it's you that the blue team
There is no better team
The blue team you you are the leader of the blue team
stupid blue fucks these stupid new fucks
No you are the stupid blue fuck
How am I the stupid fucking stupid fucking car?
It's two weeks into the game and you don't have a defibrillator how is it even possible?
You'll see for the wrong vehicle. You fucking walnut. I see for the wrong. Are you hi?
They pulled it baby. They pulled it. I didn't see for the wrong vehicle
You are just bitch construing the entire situation you saw John kamikaze it so you thought another vehicle
I see for it, but it wasn't me. It was John come causing with a helicopter
What you knew I killed you. Okay, John you're an idiot. Go get your nitty
I knew what was happening?
That's true John that's very true guys. I mean around some affirmations. I mean around some affirmations. We do we do yes
Yes, okay. I'll go first coconut. I like the way that
when we have a way of
Killing the tank and saving the team and winning the game
You don't have a defibrillator after two weeks of playing the game. Okay, so we lose it all
And then you die
You and then you play with for not wrestling you when you died in the open
Okay, give it a good turn. Okay, give it that was good. I'm gonna thank you
Thanks coming back. Thanks coming back whiskey showers the cheese hours are good whiskey sounds are good
I like but I like chicken parmesan and
And I like you guys
That was I like friendship that was a horrible team affirmation
I hope you all die.
Fuck this guy, coconut, am I right?
Thank you, fuck you guys.
Fuck all of you guys, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks guys.
Oh, thanks guys.
Fuck all you motherfuckers.
Fuck you guys.
I'm with coconut, fuck you guys.
Fuck all you motherfuckers.
All right, you want me to do a new year down to mission?
I like how I went 11 and 0.
This is my first death, sifting.
Like we flew over the site through the enemy team.
In the entire time, I have to listen to you, idiot.
I don't remember screaming even what
You're gonna be be go ahead
Yeah, yeah, I love the fact that I went to all the fucking towers and we pulled the zone while you guys are screaming at each other
Oh, wow, I wanted to fucking yell so bad, but I can't because the cops are gonna show up at my fucking house
Well, that's one time. They are fault you Canadian communist
Well, the tank would be dead if coconut hadn't been lamotomized at the age of 8.
You tried to loot my body.
You know why I was just picking people up under 50 later?
The problem is you didn't have one.
How did you get some ditches?
You don't have a father. A father.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
You're fucking kidding me right now?
I'm dead. I'm losing so much money.
I'm losing so much money.
I got no tank.
You're fucked!
So also P, I think C4 is timed.
I think we have it on for too long, because it did not blow up when you hit the button.
Dude, we have the circle circle, not even counting.
Even though we have the circle, we have the drift.
I think coconut has incited a butterfly effect.
It will make us lose this game.
You cannot play me.
look you can not play me with this fucking butterfly effect
what is a butterfly effect you give us a little rundown
it's like when a caveman steps on a butterfly
and then five thousand years later Tiger Woods
cheats on his wife and tries to run
if that caveman had never stepped on that butterfly
Tiger Woods would be a sober
a loyal husband
I
Lock it in boys lock it in
True you be a real Andrew big facts big facts guys
This game doesn't stay relevant to Halloween marked by words. Oh no guys
We're only gonna get to have lots of fun for a little bit of time for a reasonable price. Oh, no
We get to try new things and have new experiences and make memories with our friends in the last forever and have lots of fun for a reasonable price
For only a little bit of time
Guys we're all dead we're all screwed
That's the worst thing that could ever happen
People don't want good games. They just want to suffer and play their old stupid
same game for 20 years.
Yeah, how much did you hear while I was coming out in your expansion?
Fuckin' 700 year old game.
I've actually wanted to try it out. I've heard it from you.
I'll try that game again.
I've actually wanted to try that game.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna try that game again.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna try that game actually.
I'm probably gonna try that game actually.
Yeah, let's just say, I will not be joining a BB in this.
They're both out of motion.
What the hell is going on?
Why is this guy shooting?
Dude, we are getting fucked in the ass of our fob.
I'm dead.
Wait, our fob?
Yeah, yeah, they're fucking blowing us, dude.
They're everywhere.
Load my hells.
No way, I'm coming, guys, I'm coming.
I'll come save the world.
I gotta go, Leo now.
I'm back to the goose
Is it pack a bunch you got a pack of budget
Who's got C4
I'm coming guys, I'm coming
Yeah, but that's not what our food is, it's such a dairy parlor.
I've got it just by my tail.
Yeah, I've got it.
Yo, who's that for?
Don't worry, guys, I'm here.
John, was that you?
No need to fear the modulator, it's here.
Oh, nice.
It's nice, huh?
And they got a fucking Humby.
I thought that was the chauffeur.
How do you got a helmet?
I got C4.
Yeah.
It's working.
Is this your job?
Yeah.
Guys, come here.
Guys.
I need medical assistance.
The ballet, I didn't.
I saw that guy for the last, like, five minutes, right?
My mind told me he was one of our pals.
and we go blue. Don't have to do it again, right?
What is a man?
What has he done?
What has he done?
What has he done?
What has he done?
What has he done?
What has he done?
Look at that right there.
And we're gonna do it our way.
We're good at the fun no last I checked no no we're not
Oh God thank you John no we're very I'm good at the fun
I got you, I got you, I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I shot a defibrillator.
Okay.
Well, guys, I'm not going to lie to you the FOM, maybe I'm safe.
I don't have a parachute, John.
That'll happen, boy.
That'll happen.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, Peter, long time buzz, ladies.
Yeah, I am in my 7th year
relationship with my partner about a week ago.
See.
His themes have been keeping me sane,
both leading up to and duration,
this hearing the separation. Oh, the one from a week ago.
You're a pretty cool guy. You made the right peanut babies.
Megadonnell on me tonight. I'm Mr. Demon Lord of the Black Sea.
Pick up your crown, king.
Pick up your crown, king.
You don't need her.
You don't need her.
I heard she's an international criminal.
I heard she's been selling weapons to Al-Qaeda for 50% off,
stealing them from military bases, Area 72.
So you fuck her.
Fuck her.
You don't need her.
She's probably got a whole salami down there anyways.
You need her.
Incredible.
Thank you, Mr. Demon Lord of the Black Sea.
That's a European name.
And quite a mouthful as well.
We're going to be coming on their backs.
That's what it does.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
If you see, you're going to come in.
We're going to come on your back.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Move.
Come on, you're gonna come on my back. Please guys stop
Stop it
Stop it all of you
That's it. That's it
You know what that's it
You know what?
That's it. I'm taking coconut
And I'm AI hanging him into an al-qaeda video and I'm gonna take gimmick and I'm gonna AI a short rectangular
Mustache on him and post it on Twitter. This whole group is fucking getting it! This whole group!
I'm picking everybody fucking down!
Oh, nice.
Oh, I'm gonna get a shot of him.
I can just send you a picture.
Cheers, boys! Cheers!
What's your right, get a shot of him.
The bush is shooting at me.
This guy sees us and I can't see him.
Do you shot him in?
Well, I did.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Now.
I was just shooting the tracers.
Now.
I don't see this fucker.
I just can't choose you again.
I just ran out of my last shift.
For the last.
I got a quicker, looser, looser, looser.
Second on the freaking next.
Second was I a quicker, looser, looser.
That was him?
I got an assist?
Er, no no no, that was your five-player assist.
Mmm.
That was a different guy.
Oh.
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh.
Oh.
Mmm.
I don't know where this is.
You've been having baby peanuts?
Yeah, I keep filling your dad up like one of those cake icing dispensers, but nothing
keeps coming out.
No one's fucking running!
I'm outside to the east of the base for all the hooligans are I'm gonna push it
are you guys in the base yeah I'm trying to fucking think give it right now
I can just reset if this guy's just keeping my body he's like in that book
between that bush and that tree. Oh thanks for the cobs. Well we are on the outskirts that's actually
I'm seeing no less than 200 trees on my speed right now.
Guys just got with an LMG mounted at the top of our castle. Yeah that's the guy that's the guy.
I'm going in boys I'm going in. I'm not letting these dirty reds get away with this.
I believe you show up with him now
And I still want to talk to you what I said, I'm sure I'm job. Okay. I got an attack Kelly right now
You got an LNG you think about much
Oh
Also a sniper to the northwest
Yeah, I can't push up there. There's a cyber to the west I can't push up
What do we do what do we do
I don't have one nevermind
Can you make the other side to the west there's two?
Ah that's what we were working on but we're down right now
Fuck it, I'm going in, I'm going in, I'm going in!
That's what he's doing
Okay, you just can't climb up this ladder, perfect
All right, all right, okay, I understand. We'll have a great day sir
Nice to watch the one and only ladder we have up there
Hey, he's out there he's out there 100%
I
I'm trying to warm up
I didn't tell you the roof is clear I said specifically it's not clear
God let him up
Push up push up push up push up push it
One more, one more, one more, one more, be careful!
I got you, I got you, get him up.
Move it up, I'm gonna move it up, move it up, move it up, move it up, move it up!
This is a tech elite bug, get me!
Guys, you take out that alley, you take out that alley!
I'm gonna make all your green guys come!
God, take this, we got a bush!
Come back
I got 80 guys on the road, just for you guys, I can't do the only one.
Boys, take that red and drop him off the roof.
Take this dirty red and drop him off the roof, boys.
Piece of shit, piece of crap.
How did I just die and how do you disagree with me?
I just got shot by over two people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard a thousand times, pal.
I've been a thousand times, I'm just going to my moshack.
That is impossible.
That's literally not possible, I wasn't even here for a thousand times.
Will you just, just go off the house?
Attack so that then they could taste
Boys
I don't have any rescuers or anything.
Oh, I'm gonna be good.
Where are the bad guys?
Position boys, there's a full APC.
Oh my god, I'm trying out from North East.
North East?
North East?
Got it, got it, got it.
Oh, does anybody have any C4?
Does anybody have any C4?
Is the APC coming for the North East?
Coming right into her.
Oh my god.
Mr. Bear, give me C4, boss.
She's not got APC.
Oh, the tank's gonna have to take.
The tank's coming right up the road to her.
To her fo-
I don't have any C4.
I don't have any C4!
Boys we need C4! C4!
Anybody got any C4?
Mr. Winter, Mr. Winter, do you have any C4 box?
Do you have any C4?
Do you have any C4?
Do you have any C4? C4!
They're coming!
I haven't, no.
Oh, okay, hold on.
I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm asking if you see the number 4.
That's why he responded no I have it.
Lock it in boys! Lock it in!
Wrench on the north side boys! Wrench on the north side!
I
Beesies coming in
I will touch the APC with my cock. I need to come on up immediately. I'm not talking about my cock
No, he's not no, he's not
Oh, I can get you
Oh, I can get you. I can get you. Oh, no, we're gonna repeat it, but I can get you pal. I can get you buddy
I promise I can get you. Oh, I told you I can get to push it
Smells like bitch boy here. It's made boy
It's made what's been like bitch made boy here. Huh?
It's been like bitch made boy in here. Hmm. Yo
Let's take a hell he's straight into there
She's down by the way. She is down
We go straight we grab a fucking helly I got it
Watch out watch out. We're right to the north. Oh, I'm out of heels. I'm out of heels
Oh, it's just me just, it's just me just, it's just me just.
Third time to, come on, come on, we're going to their drill.
We're going to their drill.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I finally made it out of the fob, guys.
I finally made it out of the fob.
I'm free.
Is the fob clear?
Uh, I mean, can't we have control of anything?
It's going, it's going, it's going, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
We got to go and-
He's gonna do-
I don't do-
Okay, okay, okay.
I just-
There's still more reds out there.
I can even revive it.
How many of these fuckers are there?
Here son!
oh god there's there's still somehow more there is still more fucking red
I'm killing myself it's the only thing left to do
oh my god well we don't have c4 we need more c4 I'm gonna see for it how much
we need it what are you on us on us on us all choice I got what's what's there
we don't need to blow up they're drill real the drill guys okay
I'll go shit to do we'll wait here for you maybe there's a way and we can get
him baby wait I'm going with 7G boy I think I'm getting right here baby
fucked up come here come here right here right here yeah I can climb it yes
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm up to I'm up to
They are far boys
All the line going on about here
Oh
My god guys honestly, honestly, honestly just reset. I'm a helicopter ready to pick you guys up right now
I got seven C4 on me as well
You're not Austin pushy
They would need one thousand guys at the same time.
I can take 100,000 at the same time as me.
We're going at- Wait, what happened to the drill? The drill's gone.
I didn't break it.
No?
I'm jumping boys, I'm jumping.
Same, same, same.
Where's the drill?
I don't know.
Yo, I see him right here in front of me. I see him right here. Guys, there's three doors. I'm gonna blow up all of you, okay?
I just got shot by a helicopter with a rocket.
Balanced.
Balanced.
Balanced.
What'd you get shot by a helicopter with the rockets because don't worry it cost
$10,000 to buy that helicopter. So you'd have to I don't know
mop the lobby of a Burger King to afford it
So we should be good if you take that guy out and surely he doesn't have enough money to buy literally 500 more
No big deal there
$10,000 for a rocket helicopter you smoking
Hey Mr. P, today I know that my beautiful wife Ali shares a birthday with Gimmick.
I would be glad to see them happy birthday.
Happy birthday Ali, open up a twig to go in full of magical activities, happy birthday Ali!
Now that's the last cameo for a couple hours boys, that's the last cameo for a couple hours boys.
I'm just going with you guys, there's no way we can't go down the street.
We gotta go, we gotta go there.
He's better than going down the street, you know what B?
Wait, their father's going to take it over right now.
I
Don't worry gimmick surely has a defibrillator after two years of playing the game
Thank you. Good. I just want to thank you for having a good
on you buddy. You're heavy. Let's go back around. Go go right
through the front gate. I got bombs. I'm going in. I'm knitting.
I'm knitting. What's that right behind? With the front gate.
No we're not. We're buying. We can find over here.
I'm in. I'm in.
Careful. Careful. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Push in. Push in.
Sniper on the light. On the light tower. Just know if he's already broken.
I blew it up with one of those grenades.
Got another, got another.
Finish him off boys.
I'm gonna take the fob over.
You guys just sit down and mourn for some reason.
Uh, you wanna watch my back beat?
I'm just moving through, I'm just moving through.
I'm gonna get you clear the space out, yeah.
Sniper on the football lights.
Just north of you guys.
Anybody who's worn out the other side, don't be given.
that I don't know what I don't know what are you February who's February right
here well the other one to the left I'll come grab you but you don't really
watch
Oh
My god guys we are getting more and hard we are getting more and hard boys
I brought you forward so don't have a deep in
Critical
I'm not gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!
I'm not gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!
I'm not gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!
I don't know if anybody has a sniper, but that guy in the light tower is so far away, there's literally nothing to do about it.
I don't keep it on the bottom table. I keep it by the body. Okay, I'll keep it.
Stay close to him.
Oh, stay close to him.
I'll be in the sketch. I'll be in the sketch.
I don't think so, I don't think so.
No, no, no, this guy's not going to ever get that high.
We need to use this.
Okay, I'm going to take that sniper out.
I'm going to try to take that sniper.
Hold on.
They're in this one.
There's a hole.
They're in the bomb, inside the bomb.
I'm holding the line, boys.
I'm holding the line.
Hold the line, hold the line.
We're back in through here, boys.
I'm going to come out.
You shall not pass.
Oh
Enforcement's on the way you got four guys coming
I'm ready I'm gonna wait
Oh
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna die. Oh god
Hey, I do it boss. I do it. Oh my god for a second. Oh my god for a second boss
It's for a second boss for a second. Just pause for a second. I
Don't have any able except for these two bullets. I'm gonna try using these two bullets. He doesn't see but where it didn't work
Alright, so it didn't work
Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you
I will let him even know
There's only about what if you have me what it's you you're the sweetest
If you could just slip your thumb in my butthole just really quickly when I bite my lip I could really use it right now
Now it's been a hard day
They're all just yelling this to be a guy's this guy actually wants the stream wait until I said I was out of ammo and then push
You guys you cool guy, I'm not that bad about it. He was actually that was actually
He was a cool guy, so I'm not gonna get that bad about it, but that's exactly what he did
I don't know if you saw that but that's literally exactly what he did. He goes oh
I'm getting myself I'm getting myself
And what was he was cool he was cool he was cool he was cool he was a cool guy
I'm going back to the boys
My blood, my blood, my blood, that shit, I'll be right back.
Oh, we're holding.
Oh, we're holding.
You see a cop car in here?
Yeah, I'm spotting back a bit right now.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Where we going?
Right off back.
What's the way though?
Well, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, I'm in, I'm in, let's go.
We'll reach the one more guy and we'll be fine.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I'll press 100 at least this much.
I'm finished, I have to finish.
We got boys right on back
Cheers boys, cheers!
Not right here.
Are we, are we getting down right now?
Come on, jump in three, two, one.
I'm jumping out, I'm jumping out, I'm coming!
Ahem!
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Fantastic.
For the love of God. For the love of fucking God.
For the love of God, please.
You want to revive Missy coming out.
You go out and pay the troll toll.
Oh yeah.
You know how long it's been since I felt the woman race of a woman.
We got enemies on the base.
Oh yeah.
Take me off!
They're coming to us.
Take me off please!
Eagle watch, eagle watch!
I'll just have a helicopter right here. You want to take this?
No, no, no. I got C4. We gotta put this on for that APC.
Let's go find it!
Enemy's north.
We got about three minutes before this story comes to an end.
As we can't lose, we're on the blue team, everybody's gonna call us fools!
Fools and idiots and shanties!
And shanties and shanty-less fools!
And shanties?
Shanty-less fools!
That sniper's still up there, by the way.
Is he on that one?
Yes, yes, yes, I just put him up, I got that one.
Um, guys, I went over the zone for just half a second.
And literally the army that went against Thanos trying to kill me
I
Don't know how I'm gonna get in there. I don't know how that's gonna be possible
Let's land over here flint over here
Right here push that push that zone now. Yeah, we push
Are you really healing?
Slow and steady.
If we don't win, everyone's gonna see that we only win because of our team.
We have to win on the blue team.
That way everyone knows it's us who's cool.
Our team is doing nothing.
Yeah, that's what the blue team does.
They're all idiots.
Let's get to the zone and kill everyone.
I'm moving.
Oh my god, this is all my way.
You never sort of buy rat family in Woodon's head.
I'm going to the zone right now, boys! I'm going to kill all those filthy fucking reds!
That's what I'm saying, this show's almost over, boys.
Oh no, no, it's not! This show isn't long from over, Mr. gimmick. It's not over until the fat lady is singing!
I'm going to the zone and I'm doing every single red right here. I'm doing every single red
the zone right now I'm gonna get this point there's a guy on me guy on me
why don't we reverse his zone hey everybody on me I see a terrible
this yellow house out here at least five or six or six or seven and they see me
as well this is the end of my journey this is the end of my journey I had a
long run I had a great life met many interesting people I had a lot of board
games my closet yacht scene game of life monopoly like to play them with my
family when they come over we don't see each other often one of them moved to
Tennessee but that's okay
okay well I got two but I died the guy boy am I excited for this game
I'm looking at the guy in the window.
I'm looking at the dude who hit my reflection.
Mr. Moon.
Mr. Moon.
Do you think I can have a quick revive?
Thank you, Mr. Moon.
You're a very kind soul.
Guys, if we don't get the zone in the next two steps, we lose.
Oh, nothing's just hanging around, but it's not me peeing on it.
It's me, Alfredo Ranciano.
I sell pasta down down down down down.
All right, he lost.
He lost, he lost.
Guys, he lost.
He lost to them in the kitchen.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, you're blue and I'm strong.
Guys, I play blue until I win.
Because if we go back to green and we win,
everyone's gonna call us Charlotteans.
We're gonna call a Charlotte team, we're gonna say your only way because you're on the green team.
We rematch.
I will say the guys, we did say we twitched to the other thing in 18 minutes.
Yeah.
Oh.
So why did they go on a loss?
Oh, we can't end on a loss.
Can't really end on a loss.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm having a lot of fun playing.
Why don't we just play one more and push back the Dars.
But no, let's just play one more and then we'll push the Dars and think back to after this game.
Alright.
Yeah, why don't we do Dawson tomorrow at the beginning because I feel like Dawson is one of those games where it'll be like
You need like 10 people right? I have more people lined up. I've got Winnie and JG ready to play
Blue team blue team
Actually, we all just exposed the server right there, so we actually do it quick and I also just exposed it right now because the
I
Guys guys, let's just play one more quick one
It's a dead shit.
That's a dead shit.
That's a dead shit.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
It's okay.
P. You can't do it on blue.
As you see out.
You see what they're saying about us?
You see that?
They're calling us fools.
We're going to do it on blue.
We want on blue.
We've done it already.
This is just an encore.
We were actually we hold the record for the first blue win.
I mean, wait, the first one is true.
This just.
We've done what we already done.
What we already done it on blue is what I'm trying to do but don't go that but that could have been a fluke
No, there's proof of concept. No, it could have been a fluke
Floops aren't real. Oh
Let's get to take the fish. All right. Let me let me text Winnie and Jinji and tell them that we're gonna be after this game
I'm counting. Are those the only two you have lined up? Yes. Okay. That's seven. That's
so pretty good. I heard like you need minimum eight, eight to 12 ideal. But you know, whatever.
Hey, whatever.
Oh, to be honest, we could easily find people if we wanted it.
We could try it and if it doesn't work, we could find people.
We have Mr. Feed is Mr. Feed is I mean, there's all I mean,
I'm telling you guys, guys, I know we're having a lot of fun.
We don't want to hop off.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
But I'm telling you guys, we all have lots of fun on Dosh.
It's a fun game game.
It's amazing.
I played it.
It's fantastic, but okay guys, let's just get in here join blue team win 100 zero zero
Shouldn't take more than 30 minutes might have been by the we go hit Dachshund easy peasy easy easy peasy easy peasy yeah
I'm gonna rally these guys to get a fucking good fob going with a drill you guys take
The zone okay anything you need I will be your logistics bitch. I'm gonna stay in the zone the whole game
I'm gonna dominate drop eight different join me join me join me join me join me join me
Not a single one
The one I get I went and got what's Dawson? It's I call it Dawson's trailer Parker. So we give it
What's the full name of the Dawson game?
Dylan Dawson's trailer park or something. I think a family company
Well, the winning just said he's all good with that. I'm suiting a text for Genji
They should be tuned in live balls boy. Did you get the tune? Yeah?
I create a squad of mouth, uh
I didn't know your game like that.
I'm Willow, by the way, I'm in the alpha tribe.
I'm Willow.
I'm February.
Sigma's too much. All right
Popped into the waiting room. Oh, I also buy it hutch fuck I forgot
Shit Cocoa hey hutch we're playing one more game of war dogs. What's when that's before we go?
I've
Shit, I've got invited hutch two guys guys. We actually do a number of people for this
I'm just not responding.
Hello, good morning.
We decided to play one more game of War Dogs.
You want to play that one last game of War Dogs with us or no?
Sure.
Okay, okay.
We ought to leave the match down.
That's fine.
It hasn't even started yet.
Hello, everyone.
It's a beautiful day.
It's a beautiful day.
I went for a nice walk.
I went and played some pickleball
the new season of Mormon housewives is out.
So I watched an episode of that with my wife
and I would like to blow my brains out
in a video game, of course.
A walk and pickleball.
I think you mean Doritos Locos Tacos and Cheez-Its.
Nobody believes you.
Hold on, how the fuck did you know I ate Taco Bell tonight?
What did I just say guys?
What did I just say I knew it? I knew it. I knew it. What did I just say? He's lying about his walks
Okay, no, I did I went across the street to talk about that's exactly what happened
That's exactly what he technically walked to his garage to get this car. I would never waste that much time
I had it delivered to me because I'm a fisher
We all left. I mean, I'm sure you guys might speak.
By the way, you have two more anonymous one on and you're turning invisible.
Yes. Yes.
You're not sure you're right?
No.
Okay, so you don't need to do that.
You don't need to do that.
You don't need to do the eyeball thing.
I mean myself twice.
Well, I advise you guys all to join up, join up.
We want you guys to end it on the blue team.
you're not an anonymous but it's because I invited you so it turns that off
specifically for you because I invited you to a game
oh that's pretty cash money yeah pretty cash money pretty cash money
we are we go through the checklist coconut are you in the game or not blue
team word give it are you in the game or not blue team yep yep yeah you are you
in the game and I'm blue team.
He is I heard him.
I do you in the game and I'm blue team.
Yes, you're in the game and I'm blue team.
Yes, you're in the game and I'm blue team.
You guys were all going to have to leave this.
Oh, that's fucking OK.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It should be damn 930 before it gets done.
Can you look at my new screen real quick?
Yes.
Let me see you. Let me see a new screen. Let me see a new screen. I see it is a I slop but
Fantastic fantastic
Austin got fucking smited
I heard you.
Yeah, man.
I'm listening guys.
I like Austin and I tried to warn him.
I said, if you keep following us around,
the devs are not going to like that.
I told him, I'm not the bad guy in this situation.
I told him, I told him.
Austin was waking up in the morning
and flying helicopters while on the other team
into my helicopters for the last three days.
Fantastic.
Austin actually didn't do anything like that to us.
He actually would sometimes give us telecoms
from the other team,
but then he would also go on top of our fobs,
grab our loud speaker and go,
hi, capture the peanut maze.
Yeah.
Harmless.
But I wouldn't buy a kick as yet, by the way.
He really doesn't like me specifically.
And he was very vocal about it.
I'm twisting guys, I personally like Mr. Ozzy.
I warned myself, you keep falling to the ground,
the devs are gonna look and he's,
and they're not gonna like it.
They're not gonna like it.
But you know what?
He knew that risk and he took that risk.
And you know what?
Maybe that makes Austin a freedom fighter.
Maybe that makes Austin braver than all of us.
Maybe that makes Austin the leader of the pack.
Maybe, just maybe, that means Austin put it all on the line.
He's either Alphalulf.
He could be the Alphalulf.
He could be the Alphalulf.
I never thought about that.
Congratulations, B.
Austin has bought a new account
and is going to be in every single one of my fucking games
in the morning.
You cock sucker.
If Austin was truly brave, he would come and cause
he punches helicopters every morning.
You're such a piece of shit.
If he was truly brave.
You are such a piece of shit.
Guys, did we just play without coconut?
Because he's not here.
I think he's taking a fat shit.
OK, we'll just play without Mr. Coconut.
We'll just play without Mr. Coconut.
Make sure you have everything hidden boys.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I already hit. Are we buying?
Well, we are buying, but also we're missing someone from the group.
We have deer, elephant.
Wait, what squad is it?
I think it's me.
I burn.
I created a squad.
Juliet one.
Dirt boys.
I'm deer.
All right.
Juliet one.
I'm the are you crow?
I'm elephant, I'm elephant.
You call me urn, crow.
I'm y'all neighbor.
I'm crow.
I'm like fucking ride!
Open up the door to spare him
With the non-stop pop-up and stay in the still
Oh god, fucking, oh god, too feminine
No hard getting busy with it
I got your blood pressure
Then I make your mother fuck your Monday as you dare
Please
But the only thing you can't do
Is came out to play
Stay out in the way
Mother fucker
You gonna fuck
You gonna follow
If we let it pop
Don't let it go
What?
Just don't give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
Just don't give it to ya
He gon' give it to ya
I
Already joined
John
Why are there a bunch of guys in my chat saying you leaked the server?
They do that every single game. Oh me? No John
John if I hear one motherfucker running up to me and saying
I'm gonna take a lemon squeezer to your sack. You understand me you understand what I'm saying to you
What this does is it slows it down that long enough for the server to fill up
But once they see how much time is remaining and what the score is they can go guys. I'm telling you listen
I've done this. I've done this. I've done this unless you do it perfectly. It's completely different
You have to trust me on this, you have to trust me on this one.
You have to trust me.
You have to trust me.
I heard someone in my alley before he even changed screens say your name.
So, whatever you did did work.
What? Whatever I did!
Yep.
Whatever you did.
Whatever you did you motherfucker!
Before we even changed screens someone said your name.
They're here.
Uh, what?
Uh, what?
Is everybody watching you being invisible?
Hey, of course I gotta do the same shit myself every day!
It's fucking hell!
I know. I don't even know who my friends are anymore. I call them Snow and Brat.
I'm getting confused.
I don't even know.
I don't know about you, Mr. Hotfly. I'm reporting stream snipers.
Oh fuck yeah.
and I'm the best scum in this world my teeth
this world my teeth they help me
there's stream snipers that are ruining your game
and then there's stream snipers where you go down
and you see ten dudes sprinting towards you to help you
yeah those guys those guys are fine
those guys are fine
those are my boys
hey my boys
What a job!
What a job!
You need to be on a yell so bad. I want to yell what's up.
Why can't you yell?
Because you said Canada and he's other bitch.
Last Saturday?
Probably. Last Saturday when you were on the ordinate or something in Canada.
Yeah. I was yelling at you guys.
That fight will be two loonies!
You never called the fucking concierge on me.
I said there's a lot of concierge on me.
concierge because what a concierge in America is is someone at a hotel who can hook you up with crack and hookers
What is this
What who's cruel I don't have any space sorry much
Who's who's cruel I'm dear
I'm dear I'm dear that no you're getting a deer confused with the
Oh, what is your deer sound like that?
Poo!
Poo!
Poo!
Poo!
Do their little calls. Paralyze.
Oh, who do you want me?
Oh, it's Chloe!
Chloe!
I'm with you!
I'm a Kiwi!
Kiwi?
What a kind of Kiwi, mate!
I'm a deer!
Poo!
I'm a deer. My name is deer. I'm a deer.
40 crone keep me deers on the way
Do you need some immediate back up?
I
But it's actually not as impressive as you think.
I think YouTube changed what counts as a view recently.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
I haven't looked specifically into it, but I think it changed it.
Like, doing as you go.
Or maybe one week ago.
Check the other two guys.
Yeah, one of them, yeah, they cleared themselves.
We're good.
Nice, dude.
Good clear.
Good work.
Good work.
Oh shit their bags disappeared. I can't leave them now. Let's reply
Dear is on the way
Yeah, yes, sometimes friends beat the shit out of each other and they kill each other
You're like someone inside just typed in John Lee
Yeah, so John what's good on there?
I'm in the hot job in the hot job
That's coming hot too quick
Fuckin'
Who's in this house next to me?
I'm in the hot zone too, yeah
Who's in this house right here?
House right here
Two, two, two in the house
One in the roof
Three in the house, one down
I'm down, I'm down
One right there, crossing the brick building
This is a fog
They built it here boys
They're not in the roof
Oh no, oh no
Guys, guys, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me, they're on me
Let him!
Oh, they're alive!
I'm dead, I'm dead
I got both of them.
Oopsie Bootsie.
It's just you.
You beat me?
Yeah, me.
Anything else, Mr. Amoebi?
Yeah, uh, probably.
She will.
Hopefully, these guys know what they're doing.
I mean, I guess they don't.
I need to get back up!
I need to get back up!
No!
What?!
Yeah, shit.
I might need some more ammo if you guys can grab them.
Mail me that bullet!
I went around that door, I went to college, I started a family, I had kids, my kids had kids, they went to college, I fucking died, they made a memorial for me, I'm a broadstand to a career by now!
What the fuck was that?
I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
We don't have that right in game. I hope I push a game in game
Take me away lion
Take me away, lion.
Take me away from all these troubles of daily life, lion.
It's just me...
keep them alive probably coming in
it's just the odd gear
I'm talking to you Mr. Lion I'm surrounded I'm being said on the outside
Mr. Lion in the bunch of tribulations
Lion you know what boys
there's people putting red dots on Snipe on those dragon offs and just
it's insane they shoot them so fast
I know that's crazy.
Alright, so what's that up you running?
What's up?
What gun do you use, Hutch?
I like the Galil.
Okay, Galil enjoyer.
Who the fuck is lying?
What?
What?
John, is that you? Are you lying?
Dude, I'm getting shit for Hutch Rockets and Backpacks.
He's gonna wanna go to my alley.
Thank you, Bob.
What the hell is he doing?
I'm gonna try something.
Watch his kill feed, boys.
Bang!
Okay.
Whoa, dude, you killed a guy!
He's a jolly good fellow,
He's a jolly good fellow,
He's a jolly good fellow!
And he killed one guy!
I get to that hot job boys ASAP everybody's a hot job
As we genuinely can win with only our team in the hot job think about it boys if we clear every other red and green
That means max you can have like 30 guys in the zone if you have 20 guys
Just take it around back in our base and it all six of us are in there. That's 12
Where what do you find dudes in the font every single day the job see we have to do it ourselves boys the blue team is a bunch of fucking
retard
I
I'm not moving, I'm behind you, behind you, in the open field.
Oh my god, there's a thousand of them guys in the open field!
I feel someone's pain.
I feel someone's pain and suffering.
I just blew up. Guys, can we...
Can I just have a quick rebound, guys? Just a quick one.
Thank you, boys, thank you.
I'm gonna get this thing, fuck it.
Thank you, thank you.
We're gated twins, we just got our first point, boys!
Blue team is rubbing off. No, rub me rub me off on his voice
Surge this is when the live person looks like so I know you're on the blue team, but he doesn't need a deep
Guys guys, I need another deep end guys. There's a whole bunch of reds in his warehouse next to us
John are you here? Yeah
Okay, I'm back back in between both of them. Okay. Oh, you're so great. Okay guys guys, how are we not getting
The pledge with the zone is literally unarrays!
I only marked those up 25%.
Take this to the zone, Fudge!
Right the zone!
It's not P! It's...
It's deer!
Get a good day.
Thank you sir.
Woah.
I might make some chicken doggie doggie.
Guys get the fuck down if we're loosing.
It's there.
Alright, let's go on.
It's it's there
My favorite quest
No class. Oh, I'm gonna say another once quest. Where's it of course
It's fantastic all the other classes shot
That's it all the other classes are
I tried warrior was
Absolutely shredding these guys.
And I do it again, right on top of me.
There's no way that this is natural.
What is it?
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm not gonna have connection.
I'm half-
Oh my...
Guys, we gotta revive all of our comrades right here if we want points.
We need all of our comrades up ASAP.
I'm gonna go behind, I'm gonna come in the rear,
and I'm gonna clear out this warehouse.
I still feast
How there's literally give me turn your ass around
I killed one and I'm dead
Wonderful shit off wonderful. We got boys coming around fun
No, we don't that is a blue team ever. Let me tell you something's gonna get scared by his own shadow
He's gonna throw the Nate at it and blow him shut up.
The hard-booted guy can do it.
Did he do it?
He's a great stand-up.
Did you say he can do it and then kill yourself?
I killed myself.
I thought about it and I realized we're on the boo team.
I'm moving each other.
And uh...
Mr. Chicken! Mr. Chicken!
Can we get a strike team nut on those other towers?
Mr. Chicken, please.
I'm hitting my mom.
Oh, you, Coco.
When did I ever see you guys...
Australian is fucking game
I'm back I'm back I'm back
Those guys out there will give this one out fucking
I
Did fight the tower we can't even take this fucking
I
the mugglies in there brother that's fantastic I hope you do it very well all
of your devil's adventures brother three kinds of a point three times yeah
next I'll catch that one she's a musty baby on that house
no I'm going in the house here you're pushing in I'm pushing it right now I'm
gonna create this warehouse okay okay guys they have something nasty set up in
And then boys something nasty. I don't know what it is, but it's it's accurate is full auto and in silence
They better wait for this comeback to start
I'm gonna cook a buck. I'm gonna cook a buck. I'm gonna see you
I'm coming in from the other side boys. I'm coming in from the other side of that building.
The response is dead. Inside that base. The response is dead inside the base.
Very nice.
We cleared it? I didn't cleared it.
I
Also need the finnish to pick up my blue team members. They are gonna die all the time
Who's just scared of fucking black bitches?
They don't put it on the toilet!
They just bait us!
Yep. Bait us!
Wait, did you say bait us or bait us?
Well, that's a double-head.
Bait us!
Yeah, hell with bait us!
You see that?
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
What type of gun is that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I've got to get, I've got to get into the farm.
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Jane you 198 cent hey peanut love the stream had to get my wisdom teeth out
my birthday they was wondering
that shit was fire
jeez
jeez
I remember that
I bet that shit was
I bet you they had you on the walkie-gads
I bet they had you on the
the floopy doopy upside down
fuck yeah
Sheesh! Sheesh!
I bet they had you on the visual build.
I bet they had you on the, on the flip around left right up there.
Scissors, stars, moon, bloopless, and moon juice.
I bet they had you on that.
That rocket has to strike.
Kermine, crack, methamphetamine, heroin, shit.
Sheesh!
I
Remember that
I'm dead
I hope you do I hope you do brother it means to worry about
Thank you, my boy. It's very kind of you my boy. It's very kind of you a very well, but very well very well
Let's go get mr. Elephant, but I can only assume is hot
I'm assuming you are mr. Elephant
Who's elephant dad?
That's John
What I do I see watch
Are you out of it?
Land on top! Land on top!
Yes. Yes, Habibi's elephant.
They look on the elephant because he was in communist Canada.
Not your elephant. I'm always here.
I'm 75 meters out.
I got you, watch.
Habibi's asked me what you want to say to the team.
Okay?
That's some clean up fucking ears.
They said clean your ears, team!
And suck my ass, too.
And suck his ass, too.
Suck his cock as well.
You're right on it, charge it!
Oh, you can hear that?
Yeah, you can hear that.
With the base of the tower, Mr. Hedgehog, base...
I'm here for a second, dude.
Sorry, sorry, got another boat.
No, I died!
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna be able to get you!
There's too many, there's too many!
Just get him, get him first, get him first!
They're going up.
Are you close?
Yeah.
There's far too many. There's far too many. I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
He's inside. He's inside. All the life boys. Sorry boys. I thought we were. I thought we had it.
I'll try to get you. Do you want to give a defib on you? I do. I'm coming.
I see you. I see you. I'm trying to get you to do the thing. Okay? Go. Here we go. We're trying to get you to do the thing.
They were there inside so you
You were in four groups last game I was that was a losing battle boys. That was a losing battle. It was
Don't really get down there. There was no way we get down there
I'm coming I'm in
I
I thought that was another way in.
He is, boys, he is!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Holy shit, oh my god.
Make some party games or anything.
Party games, buddy.
I can't do this.
But there's money to be made.
Right after this, but right after this game,
we're gonna pay $10,000.
Don't you worry, boys.
I promise, I promise.
I'll shoot everyone underneath us.
All the people on the map.
Now am I watching this?
Well, about ten thousand years ago,
bunch of guys in a cave hit a couple rocks and made fire.
Hey, why don't you skip a few?
We have Bluetooth and CPUs that are basically thinking rocks,
and now you have internet, which is information sent to the air.
And I want it!
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
You don't have any other questions, you can check any other questions.
I'm not your service.
Now watch this drive. Now watch this drive!
Can you see him?
He just stopped randomly.
They kinda screwed me up, I'm not gonna lie, that was good tactic.
Who am I without here? Who's in the zone doing it?
I'm dead.
You in the zone with me?
I'm pulling Mr. Ferd, I'm coming, boss!
Attack time, we're almost to be hit by-
Uh-oh.
No, I already got him.
Go, go, go!
Where we going, where we going, boys?
I'm gonna go revive Mr. Hibby B and Mr. Hunch.
Okay, I'm coming.
He's so-
Oh god.
Oh, that was not good. That was not good.
Let me see it. What should we see it?
Let me see it. Let me see it.
Dude, there's one or two of those in here, so it's not good.
Oh, what?
I thought it was about to be some crazy.
Oh, and it's over.
And it's gone!
Damn it!
And it's gone!
Bastards!
Oh.
I'm killing myself and we do it again and we do it again do it again do we get
I'm over
Seems I was gonna leave I shall do get she's like that all right now. I'm doing pretty good mistakes
Possibly a man should we just get to that zone we can win this game for the blue team. That's all we need to do
Fuck the fob fuck it all we just get that job. We get the joey with this
We get to the zone we kill all the reds and greens and we don't die
And we seal the win only
Wait, he's right guys. He's right an idea. It's just an idea. I'm just doing
That's a genius plan you come up with that yourself give it into the middle of
Well hook a car battery up to my nipples and drop hot wax on my back and fuck me. That's a great idea gimmick damn
Let's get that joke gang
I'm throwing it out there. No way. Oh, I dropped in no way. There's a bunch of guys in there
I thought we controlled it turns out we don't we don't
Should have followed my plan
I'm jumping out, jumping out.
Got me, got me. I'm low.
I got hit with the anti-aircraft four and a half times, so naturally, fighting.
Awesome, Black Hawk helicopter experience.
Oh, perfect.
Sir, would you like to come over here and play the game with us?
The game that you purchased, sir?
I've heard it's very fun.
I've heard it's very fun.
Come on over.
We're all playing.
Come on over.
We're all playing.
We're all playing.
We're playing some war dogs over here.
Come on over.
It's a great time.
Fuck that guy.
Get to a baby.
Fuck that guy!
Get to a baby!
I'm killing myself.
I told him you're fun, right, Hutch?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, okay, hold on. I'm a spook.
There's more guys across from me.
Dear!
Ohhhh!
If you were one.
That's a beautiful rendition.
mission.
What are you back guys watching this video?
Thank you Mr. Peter for all the awesome hard-on check good times.
Give me this sjl, give me the music.
Halloween big speed.
Halloween big speed.
Thanks Mr. Samuel.
Back at ya big man, back at ya.
What a wonderful time.
I don't know what I want to go as for Halloween.
Honestly, I haven't given it any God.
Maybe like don't be some scary only some scary something really gives you a fright like a vampire
One of the ladies from the view
Like a dragon
Okay, guys, we'll think about it won't pop open a pair of us won't put a pen in this and we'll think about what we got
Me some scary guys. We got me some real scary
Boys like it in
Yes, yes
We go straight in after
I'm going in I'm going in go in well stay away from what I'm coming boys. Don't get on me. I'm dead. I'm dead. I got mortared
He's on the left. I'll just do three on the left go go go bird
They're inside the slipper sess you more for more he ran
yeah you're crazy you're actually crazy how'd you scare you we could go as
how much we're running we don't still have some sandbags on our front front
half but you can do that we can write that we got on anti-air up here or there
was anti-air what about uncle air that too oh god
We don't invite uncle air anymore
I'm coming through the other side.
Hold tight, hold tight.
Put your feet under your body.
He! Get up here!
Yes!
Yeah, I'm trying to, but I'm fucking surrounded by a thousand warots!
I got, I got us, I got us.
Shit!
You're up, motherfucker.
We're alive, we're alive.
Hello, Sheriff.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
How are you?
We stay here.
All right, boys.
That left, boys.
That left.
We'll give it another shot.
Yo, let's get our own helicopter.
Let's get right to our boy.
Yeah, I'm gonna, yo, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna go watch out. Thank you for that. Thank you. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Just cover me. Just cover me
You guys can't do it. I'm not one of the base guys. You see for anything
You're just following us as the devil is dreams I'm gonna be mortar this entire round no matter where I am
Oh my god, dude, we had that this
You guys know I'm coming in there tackling the clean up the woods with that
No dad, we gotta go now. I'm going right now. I'm going right now.
It's the same guy. Yeah, it's the code name is winter. I don't know what is real.
It's the same guy who's been motoring us.
Come boys only I'm coming to come with you
Yeah, okay commercial
God that was so fucking close commercial. I'm in I'm in yeah, come on. Don't give me never tell you John about that that time
C4 I'm not C4
Because it
Suddenly walked into a key of commercial set
What is your base port in 15?
Hang out here?
Wait, is everybody still alive?
Yeah, you can see my reflection in the shop.
Everybody killed them, challenge.
You guys, B-teams gonna wait until they pick up the slack!
What?
What?
We gotta pick up the slack.
Yeah.
We gotta pick up the...
We gotta pick up the slack.
We got the hot zone though.
I'm not doing right now without you right now
okay
I'm getting hot so I'm done fucking
guys we should get all our blue guys you're not joining kill all the red
I'm gonna send a peanut
can I get a big happy birthday for my boyfriend Jesse we love your screams
cheers oh happy birthday Jesse with a little bad collectivity
what's when the foot when the shit
Who's to Jesse that couldn't have come at a better time? Oh, I'm just relaxing here. I'm just relaxing
Oh nothing's going on just an R and R
There's some R and R
That's just rape type of vocabulary
Oh my god, Jesse if I crash this helicopter you will have the worst happy birthday you've ever had
Okay, you got lucky this time chief. You got lucky this time. Let's do that right now
Let me tell you I was about to cast 10,000 curses upon you and your birthday
That was close. That was close.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
This map is crazy.
We got back with the helicopter!
Helicopter!
One more.
All these greens not taken.
looking for guys round you know guys you and see the eyes on me on me
oh
guys I'm on the hot zone I am as well
well that's not gonna be good to me that's not gonna be good for me all
right okay
I
Go
What do you say all good look I gotta I gotta heal up we would say it I think the guys is reconning
Okay, I didn't heal all right
All right
Your name
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. No one's on this one. I repeat. No one is on this one. We take
I got chair I got chair boys
No, it's fucking nice, isn't it?
Hey, we're gated boys, we're gated boys!
Is that decent for a punch?
Nice, I can't cut that.
Seems to be up close, cut your trees.
Close, cut your trees.
Put a one, two, one, I think.
I'm dead, there's a guy with a shotgun.
I'm dead, sir, I'm dead.
Our team is not very useful.
We are putting so much work in none of our teammates.
I've seen them on the coffee.
Look, it's us.
It's literally us.
That's the point.
He's looking for some cash.
Boy, it's.
That's the point.
We got to prove that we can do it just ourselves, boys.
You know what?
I'm going to come in there and help you guys.
Yeah, then what the hell are you?
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm coming out.
I'm going to come out here.
Dude, if you get revived, don't push through that door
no matter what.
There's no way to actually kill them.
They're close to their death.
I'm here, guys! I'm here!
I'm here, guys!
I'm here, man.
I don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
What is Tina doing?
Tina, what are you doing?
Don't worry, guys! I'm here!
I'm here, guys! I'm here!
Where's the enemy at?
Look at those boys!
We're all dead.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
We all die, Peanut.
I'm coming! Where are they at, boys? Where are they at?
I don't know how to get up here.
Be calls to plan and then just stay away from me.
Don't wait up here.
I'll be the guy jumping up here.
Okay.
Hold the chopper, John.
Hold the chopper.
Okay.
Guys, listen, here's the plan.
We go to the hot zone and we win the game.
You understand?
Are you guys staying with us?
I'm gonna stay with you I was doing this time don't you worry I was doing yeah
I was I was our eyes in the sky
Let's do this boys let's ride
I'm going to the church when you die, that boy, bring it down, I'm going to the church.
By the way, Hutch, even if I'm not there in person, in here, I'm always there with you
in spirit, Mr. Hutch.
I'm always there with you in spirit.
Papa Pete?
Papa Pete is always there with his peers.
Dude, honk, I don't think our team killed one guy.
No. We have four troopers on our team.
Every time I start, we have the time to see if we've been on blue,
the beginning of the round, at least like three helicopters flying into each other
before we even get the first boots on the ground in the circle.
Guys, guys, meet and go there and witness ourselves.
He's gonna get that job.
Fuck our team.
I think we should stop by maybe something like right here. No, no, no, no drop like
All our teams in front. I'm dropping. I'm dropping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
The eyes in the sky
All of our team that doesn't want to lose money, so they're just sitting dead at that warehouse
I fucking hate these guys.
I'm gonna leave these guys here.
I'm gonna leave these guys here.
I'm gonna leave these guys here.
Hold on now.
Are you on the ground with us?
Yes, technically.
Technically, yes.
What are you actually doing?
Technically, I am on the ground.
Boots on the ground, boys.
Boots on the ground.
And blood on the ground.
Guys, that crane came out of nowhere
and just slap my top propeller off my helicopter.
It came out of the loop with that crane there,
but it just swooped off the top propeller.
Guys, I'm gonna need immediate medical assistance.
Is anyone next to me?
Please, please, Phoebe, please.
Please, got me, please.
Phoebe, please, please.
I will help you win. I will help you win.
You're not real.
I will help you when I swear.
I swear.
Where are you guys going?
Oh, there's a red guy over here.
Where's everybody?
He's dead.
Oh, you took my backpack, that jackass.
What the hell?
I should have just let him fucking rob you, dad.
I should have just fucking let him rob you.
You're on.
This guy took everything. What the hell?
This guy's an asshole
You got your piece of shit
Are we doing anything positive yet? We're going to the zone
Our teammates are actually just down mother fuckers sniper
Come over here
You'll you dingus
Just pushing through
I
There's another guy further back that fucking sniped me while I was
Yeah, I got a deep into it the other guys
Far side of the bridge top
Get up soldier get up soldier get up soldier get up soldier get up
Look at how the blue team is taking and I'm looking towards the dead body over there
as if nothing happened
I'm pushing it I'm pushing it
It's like they're just on a wing
Nice guys he's jacking his cock next to it be careful
No
Got him got him got him
I want somebody to get him.
Oh, that is what.
Got another guy down there.
Somebody got you good sir.
I got you good sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He has no...
You're such a sissy.
Oh, thank you Mr. Furry.
Thank God.
Thank you for saving me from the...
This man's cold hands.
Can you get a ride on the train?
I got to get a ride on the train.
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I'll get back.
I'll be there.
Thank you.
You see how the train...
Bob?
Let me watch.
Blue's not here.
In this house.
I got job respon-
I got the ego.
Shit, your ass down, pussy!
In this house.
In this house.
I'm coming, Google.
I got you in.
I got you in.
Two down on me.
They're all over this apartment.
Oh my god!
get your ass down pussy, get your ass back you loppy
guys we're trying to get it just good but someone is still pushing
yeah yeah yeah yeah we need to get it right
oh good boy
I better, oh my god
where they at Pete? where they at?
I
Get right here
I don't know. I'm teeth. Those are the most perfect head shots I've ever done
My name's real quick the packet of quick baggage with us as we kill these guys to the left and we provide our guys move to the dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. Oh
Shit
They're all dying I need some over here
I got it I got it. I'm good nice nice nice
AHHHHHH!
Good sign.
Top of the tower, top of the tower here.
Yeah?
Rockin.
There's a lot of them. Holy shit, there's a lot of them.
I know!
These keep coming out of nowhere, they're coming out of the nooks of the crannies!
Oh, I can handle the nuts with the crannies are tough.
I'm dead. Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
There's a huge mountain of a man!
Thanks to that red crane!
Mr. Kiwi, Mr. Kiwi, I need your medical assistance immediately.
Mr. Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi, Mr Kiwi!
I can't even drag you, dude.
It's just you're fighting to drive me.
I can't.
I can't even interact with your body.
I'm dead.
That is so stupid.
I couldn't do anything with you.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Wait.
There's actually a fix for the glitch.
I actually know.
My mother just told me there's actually a fix.
I'm not even joking.
What is it?
Are you back at the base?
No, yeah.
I killed myself.
Oh, yeah.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
I couldn't drag you or do anything good. You're left. You're left. I'm going to PC. This guy
I do give this guy I'm telling you. I fucking hate coffee that I fucking hate
Coconut you win. I fucking hate this guy
I'm gonna shoot him in the back, I'm gonna shoot him in the back
Cheers boys, cheers!
Shoot him in the street and they just they pop, they pop that gate open
I'm gonna get some of my phone
They're both coming back, what's around now?
We got we got a hell you know we got a hell you know you're good
By dudes
Wait
What?
What's that?
We guys!
We're never gonna lose!
Never back down! Never what?!
Never give up!
Never give up!
Never give up!
We have time!
We're gonna fucking lose, man.
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
We're gonna win, shit!
We got a win to you sir. We got a win. We got a fucking win.
This is a certified win in situation. The CW has it.
Put it back real quick. This is a good one.
I'm hopin' in boys. I'm hopin' in hot.
Ain't nobody stoppin' me this time.
I'll take the lives of however many men I need to take.
Well I think we can actually win this if we just say the zero.
Oh
If we get more points than the enemy team we can we can go exactly
It's that simple guys
We didn't think about
What that guy's doing he's soul searching he's on an endeavor
He's taking the scenic route. You see that? You see that?
That guy was making, looking up the sky.
He's on his own journey. He has to make it alone.
There's like a thousand of them.
I'm gonna try to get behind them, but if I take a second...
If I get to the john, only me and the john.
There's her to hell here making the sound of its people and crashing into a mountain. Let's go blue team
I mean, I mean how come did that got shot down?
I took like four or five down, but
There's just too many there was just
It's only our fucking teams here in the zone. Yeah, I know where the hell is over that with the only two engine here
Oh, I'll just waltz on over uncontested to the zone. We mean me and Coco were on our way
We ran into 25 red players
Yeah, well, I can take it on 26 red players fucking giant fucking Samoan dudes. Just give me the backstab us
I need help. I mean, there's an attack on a gun to run towards anything. You give a
device is fine, but he's fine by
Towards me towards going right out
He's coming a fucking bitch as we need more people to show us boys. We're coming we're coming
Thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
You're a $30,000 kit.
Yes, please.
You're about to get sucked.
John?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, he was right.
Um, uh,
if I meet you immediately, he's not near me.
You just hit me with the D-Fib. Just hit me with the D-Fib, and then we can get him together.
He's not near me. He's not near me.
There's fucking three people here.
hold on
You
I
Get coming doing it box. It's coming doing it
No, no, no, you got this we cook it all night
Put the apron baby. You're a piece of shit
Okay, I'll put the apron on
Put the apron on cooking. I'll put the apron on I'll put the apron on time to fucking cook baby. It's not a fucking cook, baby
In the house
I
from this is crazy
how are they getting these angles on me
lord help me please
oh protect me
lord of creation
fuck you
fuck you
i wouldn't even spit your directions
why i spit my own mouth right there
Fuck you! Fuck you!
I'm waiting for you.
I'm not mine.
You know what? You are the piece of shit.
Yeah! Yeah!
Tell him, Mr. Baby! Tell him!
I don't want to wear your shoes.
Let's get them.
Run to my kids! Wait, wait!
We've got you!
He wasn't here.
That's a good idea.
What the hell?
Oh!
Watch out he's in here be careful he's on the left behind the pipes be careful don't revive me don't revive me kill him kill him
Oh, thank you boys thank you boys. Oh we're back we're back
You were duck and pussy I won't die and see you in talk like yeah, oh
Yeah, I heard a lot of yeah, but I heard pussy
attack alley smells like bitch in here
oh boy it's made boy no it's not pita
no it's I'm Ralph Ralph Lado Alfredo Alfredo
Ralph Lado Alfredo I sell pizzas to local farmers
let's ride after pecking cup
Quick magazines because I think you should think you I don't know why that guy called me fragrant. What fragrant
Everybody everybody on the blue team. They're just fragrant
We said I that's gotta be racist there's something wrong with that word. I just uh-huh. Yeah, that's a slur
I don't know what's there
Right there
Honestly at this point
100% 100% 100% 100% you're talking about boys. It's about 100% boys. I don't know
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You scared the fuck out of me
What the hell was that there's a maniac out here
I was going to heal you.
There was one more guy.
Okay.
Good much, good much.
That was impressive.
I was watching your stream and crying.
I'm fucking out.
Thank you Richard.
You know how I do it.
Upwarding the buggy later name. Oh, I'm out of ammo and out of here boys. I am
Do you have any ammo and heels?
Not going for the hot zone anymore, I'll be kicking with a hot zone
Okay, sir, please come back here. That is very rude. Please come back here, sir.
I'm coming
I'm coming
come on
come on
where's the father?
I'm super low
oh there we go
got something
I'm like
oh thank goodness
what a blessing
what a blessing
what a blessing
what a blessing
what a blessing
John was I don't think our team can hold it even if we do capture you need
Even if the captain is just gonna lose it these guys
Just try and figure out what would make us win
Let's go. Come on, let's go, come on.
Oh, I gotta pick up my magazine, see it?
It's up, it's up, but right now I see the people in the circle right now.
Are you concerned?
No, no, that's fine.
No, that's fine, that's fine.
Oh, we got the head to the zone, head to the zone.
Can you guys see it?
Oh, guys, there's literally a person in your building.
Let me see it for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
We're taking it. We're taking it.
We got that move up there. Two guys, two guys up at the roof. Uh, uh, no, no, no, no.
It's a lot. There's a lot.
There's a lot. There's a lot.
It's not enough. It's not enough.
I
Guys guys, what are we doing? What?
And
They love
Yes, they will say well
It's gonna be a week sexier than this
All right, he was he was they low go go off. I got shot my dick. Oh, okay
If that guy is still laying there like a big step was he oh my goodness guys guys guys I give up
I'm killing myself
I died out of the middle of the road. I couldn't eat him. We were smoking to your body
No, no, I guys they were watching they were watching they were watching I had to do it
I had to do it. It was the only move guys this I'm gonna come back with an attack helicopter
I'm gonna kill those two guys with the moves
Fifth voodoo
Okay
Well, it's your ass in the helicopter, chief.
What's that building behind us?
Got one, got one.
One more guy.
Move, move, move!
I'm here to be deployed!
Guys, we're gated points, we're gated points.
You see that, Jordan?
Nice.
Locking.
Oh, on your circle.
Take your bars out of that alley.
Beacons too close to it in one
Come back don't call it a come back
That's exactly what you know, that's exactly what we're doing boys. We're taking it back
RPG
I did it. Thank you sir. Thank you sir.
Stay still. Stay still.
More on the views out boys. I'm over here.
Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Not too bad. I'm gonna have to send the juice.
See!
Oh my gosh. You're doing it. Rally, rally, rally, rally, rally, rally, rally.
Up! Up! Up! Up!
I'm here boys. I'm here. We're there.
I got a pack, Max. Just wait for two seconds.
Yes sir. Yes sir. I got you.
I'm gonna get the tank.
Oh my goodness.
I'm down, you can't get him to come with the whole camp round.
Ready to go?
Alright, right ahead of us there.
Who's that guy up there? Cocoa, is that you?
Uh, that's me. I'm the guy right behind you.
If you can grab me, Mr. Croat.
Oh, no! Oh!
Let's pee up there.
I can grab a quick revamp. Nobody's sitting next to me. I died because of the helicopter.
Cocoa's right here.
I fell out of my helicopter, I got shot out of the sky.
There's another one.
It's lit, it's lit.
Oh, Mr. Fern, do you think you've got a gun?
Guys, it's lit, it's close.
Dad.
We got to rescue all our boys.
Mr. Fern, I haven't seen you if you've got me out of here this forest.
If you've got me, I have a good thing.
There's so many.
I need a battery.
Guys, if you revive me, I can deep-dive all of my guys,
and we can win the game.
I've got it, I've got it.
What the hell are they up to?
Guys, guys, if you revive me, I can,
Guys, if you revive me, I haven't even if I can revive all the guys who win this game.
I run out here, I run out here, I run out of voice.
Nobody kill me.
I'm not even healing, I'm just gonna...
Oh, there's another one!
STILL!
There's always another one.
There's always another one.
I don't know what they're doing. They're leaving it up for our boys, so the blue team can get us.
That seems not run.
Yeah, that seems kind of stupid.
That doesn't happen. That's one of the things that doesn't happen on this game.
Just restart.
star. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We only has 90 points. We're fine boys.
We can win this. We can win this. Wait, why not? Are you dead over here?
A baby.
So how are you dead? Is there a guy in you?
No, I'm I'm a father. Yeah, I'm a. Who's why?
That's John. Yeah, that's me.
Dear.
Coming leave me leave me leave me. Okay. Why why?
Just trust me just why I have a ten pounds to see for my ass. I'm gonna wait for enemy to walk by
John we're about to lose the game
Yeah, what are you?
We just made a foot boots on grass we can't get up get up
We gotta move we gotta go
Yeah, we gotta go straight to zone. Straight to zone.
We should have this. We should have this.
Blue team's got out. I'm telling you, listen.
I'm fired. Just be ignited in my soul.
Into the black we go boys. Into the flame.
We will take this game for the blue team.
Lock in.
I'm gonna kill somebody dirty fucking green.
And dirty fucking red.
I'll get your gun. I'll get your gun.
No, no, no, you stay there. I'll just hide in the hot zone. So we get points
Get a gun
He's a passenger you can't make him. I don't shoot guns
You can't just object there. I'm not shot a gun at all. I'm hacksaw Ridge guy hacksaw Ridge guy
Yeah
Amos, it's a prank. Can you just finger my butthole? Yeah, thank you
watch we own the hot zone right now and we are way behind numbers
How do we have all of us in the zone where should I get in point?
Right in front of you, to the right, get back as well, head shot him.
Nice, good kill, good kill, good kill.
Vibing, reviving?
Is anybody gonna go?
Is that the file that you got right there?
John, get it, John, man.
Everybody stay in the zone, stay in the zone.
I know we don't have a lot of numbers, but we'll get more guys.
Do you guys arrest me? Do you see me up here?
Yeah, I don't know.
Are you on the roof roof?
I know I'm on like below the roof.
We're still not getting points.
We're still going to win.
Oh my god.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Oh shit.
Got to stay in the circle.
Got to stay in the circle.
Stay in the circle, stay in the circle boys.
So QBB, you're getting, I believe in you.
You can get hatch.
Stay in the circle boys, stay in the circle.
Oh we're getting points, we're getting points.
We gotta be hold here.
Hold the line, hold the line there.
I see you're on here and you too!
Shit, that's a great first-dive tat can.
Will you see me here then on YouTube?
Congratulations!
We're all in on the room till we can't shoot.
That's a great first-dive tat can.
Later, we're counting! You should join us!
Why?
two three what comes next
I will revisit the other ones later
actually get really crazy we need to get
guys we got this we have to show you guys the
blue zone boys boys are we not dying to the blue team always losing
Well I can not boys keep your brothers alive and kill all those fucking red and greens
I'm not with you. I'm not with you.
I don't know who that is.
Who's safe? Maybe it's this.
I don't think that's a big one. I think that's a big one.
Oh, here.
Stay in the zone. Stay in the zone. Stay in the zone.
Oh, no.
It's not a big hole.
We're gonna keep everybody in the zone.
Keep your brothers alive. Hopefully everybody has D-Fims.
I mean, it's been two weeks, so certainly everybody's had D-Fims.
Right, look at that!
Right, look at that! Right?
I looted Coco earlier. He looted...
He didn't have breasts. He didn't have breasts.
Fucking broken up. No, really didn't. I'm still coming for him.
You don't know me, that's the lie.
You don't know me, that's the lie.
Guys, all of our teammates are leaving the zone. We're leaving the zone.
Leave the warehouse. Get in the zone.
Leave the warehouse. Get in the zone.
Keep up with the light. Keep up with the light.
I just slid down the ladder and the ladder killed me.
Even though I was sliding down.
Guys, come with the zone! Come with the zone!
IN THE ZONE! COME IN THE ZONE!
WHAT BOYS IN THE ZONE AND IN THE ZONE?!
BUTT BOYS IN THE ZONE!
Go in the zone, go go go go!
BOYS EVERYBODY TO THE Zone!
BOYS! TO THE ZONE!
EVERYBODY IN THE ZONE!
MEANT TO TURN AROUND AND GET TO THE ZONE!
GET TO THE ZONE AND GET BACK TO THE ZONE!
I got shot all along this way, you go to the zone, you go to the Zone, my son!
Oh, you got that dude? Get to the zone.
I'm taking these blue guys. These blue guys.
What's in this zone? It's like herding cattle out here.
There's a few team member and I said get into the zone and he said what is the zone?
Okay. Alright.
Did I not talk? Did I not talk?
That's about the response I would expect from a blue team member.
I'm proud of him for that.
Boys, come back to the zone! Come back to the zone!
Get inside, get inside. I don't know from where.
You taught a man a great lesson.
Get that freeze. Give a man a fish.
No, you didn't. Each man a fish.
We give a man a fishy pussy.
pushing exactly what is this guy doing what is this guy
I saw one of our teammates writing an invisible what is he doing
Do you want a roof?
Is this new technology?
It's just, guys, go pick this out.
Hold on now.
Is this the most efficient way to move?
Oh, please, fuck us.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
You guys find them?
I told you.
Shee!
He's moving!
He's moving!
He's moving!
He's moving!
He's moving!
He's out of the roof!
My god, these guys are not real.
They're just not real.
They're funny.
I even have a gun, Coco.
I even have one.
I even have one.
Coco
I'm gonna go herd the catalogs of the zone and revive you guys
see the job boys in the job
I'm gonna get our guys
no, I'm not coming
I got you
get the guy real close
wait what?
oh, these guys good
Yeah, we got some guys in the train to give him
They're fucking zoning stain is on dude. What do they don't understand? What don't they understand?
Move toward the- Move toward the-
Yeah.
Get your head out of the zone so they can't fucking use there.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Want bees, getcha!
Want bees, getcha, Fern.
You good, you good.
Get up, get up, get up!
Boys, get to the zone!
July, get to the zone, get to the zone!
Run right to the zone!
Boys, right to the zone!
Right to the zone, boys!
Right to the zone!
Right to the zone!
Yeah, I'm- I'm gonna be like that,
I'm gonna be like the cattleherder,
I'm gonna revive everybody that's out to the sword to save the job
That's a good position
Like that bitch, you're gonna sit there and take it you gonna sit there and take it ain't you?
Yeah, you ain't gonna do nothing about that pussy sit there take you sit there and take that pussy
stupid pussy, stupid bitch, oh my god, oh my god, the humanity, come on, is, I trust
it. Just follow the circle, boys. Who's the easiest, easiest game ever?
shh shh shh
the guy's going for jimmy
he's okay
i've been playing while avoiding mortars
my exact resistance
you got this gimmick
it literally
somebody is just following you around
murdering me
somebody reported his ass
with all the devs are fast asleep
No, the devs told me that they'd be watching.
They'd be watching.
I'm sure they'd take StreamCyping a little less seriously other than cheating, but in
fact I was cheating.
I bet you they'd swoop them on out.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough, fair enough.
No, they assured me, they assured me, because I told them that there's that group that really
wants to cheat on us.
They said they'd be really keeping a watch for lying.
He's always team cyber not cheating. I'm at the they kind of put in the secondary which I understand
Understand but I do want to see the skin. I do want to peel the skin from his flesh and roll them around
Raining it's just raining
GPS in my pocket
Little skin peel and that we might actually win this game. Look at the score boys
I stay focused stay focused don't get cut for sit this out boys right so you guys are the best
I kill him give it look at this look at the
Thank you
Listen we're going right back into that fucking warehouse, so we should get stay ahead of it
Get in the warehouse now attack any other attack on the audience. You don't prefer anybody. It's yet. What is that?
Oh
This guy is in the kitchen. He's still here.
He's trying to go down to the north-east and get him?
Come on, buddy!
There's no way we're actually going back.
No way we're actually going back right here.
There's actually no way.
There's actually no way we take this back from 30, 30 to 96.
There's no way we take this back.
uh
You're in a great spot now the mortars are dead too like wait
Did you get a job
Hello
Oh, lady.
Oh, I swear I'm not as racist as all the people on Twitter say I am.
I just...
Maybe...
50-50 chance.
You're gonna have to...
You're gonna have to gamble with those dice yourself, brother.
You're gonna have to gamble with those dice yourself, brother.
They're in a circle behind us?
the details on boys
that's a damn good deal boys
that's a damn good deal
nice beautiful beautiful
oh boys we gotta get back to the show
follow me follow me we gotta get back to the show
push ahead of the circle
I'm sorry to keep reminding everybody
they can hear us
where's J?
we just push ahead of the circle
so they can't fucking flank us
flank us from the house. Yeah, watch the north side. Oh, yeah.
Guy behind the white car. Breathe behind the white car.
I didn't shoot him even when he flew up.
He's not in the grave, are you kidding?
Get him, boy!
Okay, I'm gonna get you to this car.
Okay, I'm gonna die because I have no aim.
Oh, thank God, he's stupid.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, CCPS.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm here.
Let's get our brother up.
Let's get our brother up.
He's in the circle back there.
On the street.
No, these borders, man.
I'm coming, Vod.
I'm coming.
Don't you worry.
No, don't you laugh at me.
I should push the door next to the back.
I see you on the street.
You gave it up.
On the line, boys.
Okay, I just didn't remind him, ready?
I can't see anything, he's getting close.
Come back, I'm listening, soldier.
We're gonna get it closer.
They're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing.
Watch them, they're pushing.
They're pushing from the warehouse.
Ah, they're pushing from the warehouse.
I'm out of them, I'm out of them.
I'm gonna do a little thing, get out of them.
Oh my god, oh my god guys guys were losing we're losing guys fast
Be careful
On the opposite side
We have to break we have to go
back up, back up, back up, back up
oh the light
oh the light
actually, uh, I'm gonna try to come
uh, I don't know
what you said might not be the play
I don't think we can
oh shit
oh, that has it
oh no, that's it, that's it boys
that's it, the great comeback
but we got that second place
we got that second place
nice guys, it's not over yet
You know what? I'm proud of each and every one of us.
It is not who wins or loses.
It is who sacrifices the most.
And that was us.
And that was us.
Certified Sacrificial Round.
We fought down here boys, we fought down here.
Hey guys, we've finished the maximum top cash order across all teams.
Whoa!
That's a top cash order against everybody.
God, I failed a 13th place, dude.
I started this round.
No way!
Look at the kills, guys.
Happy boys, guys.
Four of us all four of us are on the top of the kill list
And the closest to us is a green number with 28. We have literally I have more than double his kills
The green number was the one mortaring and his 28 kills were gimmick
I'll have it boys. I'll happen
It's not a place of action. It's not a base of action. Yeah
I
Be takes money not even
Yeah, yeah, I got a couple minutes, right?
Yeah, you got a couple minutes. Yeah, you got like
Break grab your stacks grab your drinks. Oh, it's crazy. It's crazy how real the blue team. I just fucking hate curse you lose
Yeah, it's like playing this game on extreme difficulty when you're on the blue team
These guys are just fucking stupid dude. I saw like nine blue guys running with no gun with their fists running around
I did it because I crashed by a heli they were doing it for the love of the game
Like these guys like they're not they're not taking their guns out because they're scared of whose money
I'll be your bag and be a little sippy sipper
Okay, we guys we have eight people total is that enough people
So, is that enough guys to play Dawson?
Dawson, I gotta kind of take a PPE, grab some drinks too.
Hey boys, guys, I'm gonna take a PPE,
grab some drinks, grab your snacks, boys, grab your drinks.
We've got a banger game lined up, boys.
We've got a banger game, lots of guys coming, boys.
Lots of guys, lots of guys, banger game, grab your drinks,
grab your snacks, be right back in 60 seconds, boys,
Be right back, be back!
I'm here.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm here.
And ready.
are you back no I'm not
sure when they played this game but he said we need 10 to 12 I'm hoping eight
People is enough
Just like that office game
Do I eat people gonna be enough
So a yeah, I think eight's kind of the minimum. I think it should be should work. Yeah
Why won't I try to watch the game
It's my window security came up. That just happened to me too. Well, uh, maybe uh, maybe it's built by the Chinese
And Xi Jinping is trying to steal your pictures from your desktop
Hmm, how do I how do I go through this?
I don't know
No, no, I'm gonna be down
Hmm
Yeah, we and Judy are now not responding so
That's gonna be a problem
You guys anything to do with making them wait an hour and a half just to lose another game
It could be something to do with making them wait in an hour and a half. It's a losing game. Yeah
Yes
You
People
Should not message anybody
How did you how did you get passes I?
I would have overlaid my fire my heart my fire wall my heart my heart
Wall my hard cock. I'm hard. I'm hard. Let me ride my I let it ride my I let it override my hard cock
Hey, it's me
Yeah, yeah, we see two more guys and we have eight three we need ten
What's kind of the game is this I try go among us but like a hundred times more band. Oh, yeah
We two more people
I'm calling.
They can two people.
Um.
Wait a second.
Are you guys inviting too?
I don't. I don't know.
I mean, I could. I messaged.
Message Goosey. I can message.
Yeah, I know two people.
Oh.
I don't want to message people.
And then that time never mind.
If you guys are messaging.
What are you thinking?
guys get it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's the most optimal organic like how
many like people to make it fun like what's like the like 10 plus yeah I mean
you can have the more the very like you talking so it's not gonna be discord
chaos cuz you're talking through VoIP okay like and so it won't be it won't
be overbearing it's like let's invite that honest in kid no fuck that fucking kid my
Okay, you know what I mean, you know, okay. Hey, who do we know two people? We need to
Hmm
But here's one wait, how about the doc?
Okay, let's go get Austin kid
Austin's not a great idea. Yeah
Wait, I mean, I honestly we you brought oh this is he but we got eight guys so far
We can at least play the game. Let's go play the game and then while we're playing the game was you get a guy's response
Okay, oh
We have in the game
Welcome to Dawson. Oh, sorry before you jump in your first game take a moment to make yourself at home
Customize your cake to pick a name and get ready to meet your new neighbors
Oh my god, I'm hot!
Oh my...
Hmm...
Oh...
We gotta focus up, we need to focus up here boys.
This is very important, this is highly important boys.
Wait, what's this game called again?
Dawson's Trader Park something.
Oh, Dawson Oak's Trader Park there.
Oh, wait, you can't really be be thanks for the rain. You did it when I was getting banana bread
I didn't even know you did that. You can't really
Yeah, I'm retired customized
I've been retarded the whole time I didn't retire
You would customize
Customized what my character looks cool. Are you saying he's a real tired dude not retarded? Oh
Yeah
Um, you're a new man, you know.
What's going on?
Next, a more black scent.
Mr. Peanut, ask about the artillery tank.
What about the artillery tank?
What were you talking about?
I don't know.
I was talking about the artillery tank.
Is that something?
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, he doesn't know.
He's shut up, pussy.
God for you, I told you
I
Told him to do where I told him. Okay. All right. Okay. I've got my guy. I've got or my lady or whatever the fuck I
Can't say oh wait. Oh
I'd
You know, I still can't save it might do anything wrong here. Wait. Yeah, how do I say you have to like?
Yeah
Why can't I save them?
No, you have to like go like you have to back out the same thing and it works and you have to play the tutorial
Play the tutorial?
Okay. Yeah.
Oh, let's play it. Let's play the tutorial
Drag Korra up here Pete. She's you know, where there we go. There we go. Hey guys. I've been doing a quick tutorial
Are we all doing it?
at least I'll do the tutorial.
I had a good idea.
I think we should lock in and do the tutorial.
Disgusting.
I just got $20.
It's nasty.
Disgusting.
Shee!
I'm throwing dollars.
Throwing dollars like I'm in a club.
How do you open this door?
Wait, did you guys figure out how to save your character?
I
My house is I live in a shithole just to hear you receive all items that are required for your role
There's also a chance you receive items for other worlds if you hold time you can see all the items you receive for this game
You need to tell the entire carton of milk. You can buy milk from the store. You can
talk beer while near a lit barbeque just so that you may need a 5-propane first.
Getting pissed on committing crimes. Hold on. Wait, am I supposed to get pissed on
and commit crimes? Or am I not supposed to get pissed on and commit crimes? Hey,
hold on. This is a confusing game. I'm gonna lock you in with what you leave. So
would watch you do better if they can see your eyes which might reveal your role.
How the...
How the... How do I do that?
Oh, just walk through it.
Oh.
Well, you took your sweet time, anyways, let's get down to brass tacks.
The deal is, I'm the supervisor of this year's trailer park.
However, the shitheads who live here are all criminals, so I want your help to get them all behind bars.
I'm a snitch!
So, in order to catch these bastards, you need to go undercover, because as we all know, snitches...
I don't know where it is.
Come with me, and I'll show you the ropes.
In order to keep yourself in check, you need to deal with your urges.
Everyone deals with them differently some criminals deal in drugs that other's light shit on fire as the snitch though
You only do legal things but make sure you have to get under wraps
I
Can see that you're starting to lose it already buy some milk and have a sit. I don't know I show y'all by
Dude off, I think this is whether transactions modern the trade-off visual to everyone. Okay, but the poor you
Do you have a quick sip? Do you know what my... Do you have a quick sip of milk? Thank you sir.
I've waited so soon as I...
Just give me a second. I've got the order to drink milk. I apologize.
Dude, you give me a second.
I mean, I was gonna lie back.
You give me the tutorial?
Now that you're in tip-top cake, you have an opportunity to just learn gradually.
So essentially, all you have to do is...
Everybody has a role.
You get assigned a role and you have to do certain stuff.
And then there's like a manager of the trailer park who's trying to keep everything together
and everybody else some people are like homeless and you got to like
I'm living the game
I'm putting the lobby code in the
The waiting room chat yeah, and stream streamer waiting room chat. I'm putting in there. You guys see it
Yes, yeah, I'm joining. I get joint up that code. Do not that code
There's no lobby with that code P. What?
What do you mean baby needs to be dragged?
Yeah, there's no what do you mean there's a lot with that code?
There's no lobby with that code guys Austin is actually in the discord waiting for us to drag him
Are you fucking serious guys you're not dragon do not bring that fucking
Damn can you give me one? I get that please let me down right now
Let me down like guys. We guys wait. What if we just don't just drag him for just a second
The chat for the streamer waiting room not this
I would say that that that code is the jazz. Yeah, it does. It does. It doesn't mean it
ain't got no way. Maybe it is. Maybe there's reason. Wait. You see you guys are on the
right game. Yes, Dawson. Go to the park. Guys, I'm saying I literally took the copy.
But wait, guys, you guys, it might be an O instead of a zero. What? I mean, copy and
I'm also drinking Austin.
All right, let's go.
Well, give me the.
And he's out of here.
That one didn't work.
That would work.
Oh, yeah, let me let me make a new one.
Are you going?
Are you going?
I'm bringing that away.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
I think I'm bringing that away. There we go. Oh
Yeah, what's up, I did
Now we feel that see now we feel bad
Yeah, he's getting in that.
No, Austin's jail, Austin's jail.
All right guys, hop in, hop in, hop in.
Hey, where did you put the code at?
It's in the streamer waiting room, Jack.
We're only missing one guy, I think that's you, Jiji.
Yes, I believe it is me.
Is that Jiji?
What's up? Jiji, how you doing?
What's up, Kura?
What's up, how you doing?
Jiji.
Yeah, we're all good to go.
You guys ready?
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You know how to screen just yet.
Oh, good.
Good.
Drag Goosey up.
Drag Goosey up.
Oh, Goosey.
Okay.
Where's Goosey at?
He's in duo.
Dark of duo.
Okay.
Let me get Goosey.
There we go.
All right.
Goosey's in.
Goosey the code is in the streamer waiting room chat.
Go ahead and check the streamer waiting room chat.
I'm going to be a little bit
better, right? Why is this
people joining your discord?
We're all going to mute in here
anyway. What are we going to
strike a couple random
regulators up in the chat? Let's
see what's going on. Let's see
what let's see what let's see
what Jose has to say. Let's see
what Jose has to say. Jose!
Jose! Jose! Jose! Jose!
I think he knows he's in here.
No, he ain't.
No, he ain't.
Hey, how's it going?
Give it a go, man.
I'll say it.
I'll say it.
You want to be in sync with me?
You want to be in sync with me?
We're doing a rapid feed and greet.
Tell us what it's exactly about yourself.
I just want to say, just want to say.
Got us on the move.
This next word is just slower.
I swear to God, I'm so excited.
I just want to say.
F***.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You see the code?
I said I'm the code.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm gonna drag one more random buggy leader up here.
Ready?
I'm a drag.
I'm a drag.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
I'm a drag.
I'm a drag.
I'm a drag.
I'm a drag.
I'm a drag. I'm a drag dude. Oh my god. Take him up here. I'm trying to go up here.
Big up. Mr. Jacob. Jacob. Oh, Jacob. What's it? What's what?
I'm not interested in you, come on, just out.
One interesting fact about me is I'm fatter than Hutch.
That's not possible.
I'm kicking you because you're a fucking liar.
I'm kicking you just quick as you're a fucking liar.
You bastard!
That's not right!
Shit.
I'm not going to take that.
I'm so hateful.
Line right out the back.
And as soon as he comes in, first thing he says is just a damn lie.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
You know what?
We're still waiting for the water.
You said you'd get the damn code!
Hey, where are you?
Goosey!
Goosey!
Yeah?
You're so without him?
I don't know what's going on with Goosey.
He might have connected on stream live.
Okay, let's start with Adam and we'll pick him up next round.
Yeah?
All right, let's go.
All right, ready, ready, ready, up?
Ready, gimmick?
Gimmick?
Oh, there we go.
Ready!
Sorry, sorry.
I didn't need it, I didn't need George to get it down, I didn't need George to get it down.
Where's the uh...
I didn't know, oh my god, we've been yelling at you this whole time, you see.
Can you hear me?
Oh, thank you for deeming it to me, thank you, I'm still here.
Ah, you see, you can draw the next one, fuck yourself.
Well, what do you mean?
Can I open the mic?
Fuck you, you see, fuck you.
I was about to drink your discord, I was about to drink your discord.
It's been two minutes.
It's all right, buddy, open the mic.
I think I'm gonna do something.
I think it's on the wall.
Hey guys.
What the hell?
Wait, what?
Where?
You're hot.
Get away from me.
Get away from me right now.
Hot, you look exactly like you do in real life.
Wait a minute.
Hot!
Wait, hold on.
Are we brothers?
Oh my gosh.
What the hell?
Holy shit.
Holy crap.
I knew I had a brother.
I knew.
I'm out of here, lamebos.
Peace out.
Are you doing?
Yeah.
I knew I'm out of here lame-os. Peace out. How do you do push the dog?
Your screen left side of your screen it shows you how you do push the dog
I
Can you hear me
Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, you know where this would go good in the ocean
Oh, I gotta go guys we should be next to the supervisors all the time and all times and all time we have you next to the supervisor
Oh wait, wait, who ran the supervisor in?
This is the supervisor.
Oh shit.
We weren't even doing anything.
Hey what?
I'm next to the supervisor.
Why did you give me all this trouble?
You got a license for that?
Oh fuck.
Why did you give me all this trouble?
I'm next to the supervisor.
Oh, you are not supposed to be next to the supervisor.
Oh.
You're a junkie. Excuse me, Molden. I'm a junkie. We put it by urges. Take a dump. Get high in someone else's trailer. Get high in your trailer. It's a home trailer. Spray air freshener in your trailer by weed.
Okay, don't you have to do your stuff all right? Okay? Okay, I said, you know shit wait
My sanity is low. I need to start doing stuff. Don't don't bother me. I need to just start doing stuff
Now I get high. We are you here fresh here?
Coco, which we like an air fresher ad
We like it we're like an air fresher ad
piss, creak, saloon. Oh shit! Oh my god! Oh you don't have any money. Your trailer.
Oh good thing, good thing, good thing. Well how do I know which one's my trailer?
Oh there she is, fresh shibbles.
You're going insane.
Well, hold on, okay, hold on now.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go, boys.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and get right there, grab some of this.
Bubblegum blue butter bussy moons moon moon chief moon chief deluxe
Moon chief deluxe pussy weed
He's got a figure out of smoking
Oh, oh, there we go
There we go. Okay. There we go. Okay. There we go boys
Okay
I'm ready to take this parasocial relationship to the next level, I'm all lubed up, high
on acid and naked behind the Wendy's.
Oh my god, wait for me there, I'm just gonna smoke this fat doit.
God, I love smoking in my house!
God, I love smoking in my house!
Let's see here
They have what we why is the percent going down if I'm doing what it said to do oh
There we go. Okay. Let's go get high and someone else's trailer
Get out of my way I'm fucking high as a giraffe pussy
Get out of my dead way
Get out of my damn way. I'm higher than direct push it right now get the hell out of my way
What you fucking touch me? I'm gonna smash out and shoot you
What the fucking touch my spaz out and shoot you with a glock 18 fuck you
Don't mind if I smoke in your house. Do you come to it?
You're my best smoke some right now fucking blue ball blue blueberry bubblegum pussy
Moon cushion your house dude. Oh god. Oh god. I did beer. Oh
Stop pissing on me
My baby give me give me something hey
All right, okay. I'm hitting back. I'm a little tired. I'm gonna hit back this
I'm gonna hit back to my house. Oh, I'm all out. I'm gonna hit back. We're hit back to my ass
Oh what what what you say
What
This woman is threat me you this lady's fucking threatened me is a fucking threat me
How she didn't let this lady fucking threaten me. Oh
Sorry, hold on now. I gotta get out of here
Now it's better you say hold on now
Oh
hold on that I'll meet my domicile no government official can enter my
domicile without my express written permission I do not recognize your
authority as a government official you are not sanctioned from the
Constitution of the United States to overrule me in any way possible I do not
respect your authority as a government official in the slightest I do not
expect it I don't I don't acknowledge it you have no authority over me as a
and respectable American citizen in my domicile.
Peanut, peanut.
Put that right there.
Put that right there.
Get away from my house!
Get away from my house!
What, what are you?
What do you want?
Hey, peanut.
I have a conversation.
What?
We had a conversation. I'm about to call the cops.
Hold on. I'm going to take it.
Let me take it.
Nobody needs to call the cops!
I don't want you!
You just call the cops and me, you jackass!
What the, what the hell!
I do not respect your authority as a government official!
What?
What happened?
What happened?
I'm still alive?
Wait hold on what happened?
How do I drop here?
Wait, Hunch, Hunch!
Wait, I'm what?
Wait, am I not out of the game?
I incorrectly reported you to the police because I didn't guess the correct thing of what you did.
What did you tell him I was?
Don't worry about it, just know that I'll be fucking watching you jackass.
Shit.
Anyone got any milk?
Hey, my eyes are on you. I saw you smoking that fucking doobie outside that was
That was tobacco with no more questions for now
Oh shit, we're about to lose our sanity. Oh god. Oh god
Shit shit
Oh
Ain't nothing better than smoking in your house boys.
Ain't nothing better than smoking in your house boy.
Let me tell you.
Takes the edge off you sir brother.
Yes sir brother.
Wait, a meeting is in progress.
Place your vote on who you think the snitch is.
You have not voted yet.
Well hold on now.
Hold on now.
Wait a minute.
I just got to take a shit.
I'll be right there.
No, no, I got this shit!
You are committing a crime at the Supervisor's
and see if they can punish you.
Taking a shit?
Is that legal in this county?
What is this, Communist Russia?
What the hell?
I gotta get that meeting, boys.
We gotta get that meeting.
I'm not committing any crime hey hey you're high I'm not high sorry I'm late I was taking
a shit sorry I'm late sorry I'm I am the supervisor okay I'm super you need some fat
with a nine button shirt and no pants on it and I bet you're racist too you're racist fast
push it you're racist hillbilly which is good starters and 50% off your rent okay what's going on
now number two on the fourth we are going to be having the vote here okay everybody you're going
to be voting on who you believe the stitches so please whenever you have a chance cast that vote
I think it's Coco.
Whoever is continuously pissing on the bed.
Can we please stop pissing on the bed?
You do look like kind of a bitch Coco.
She's right.
Well, some people got a pee sometimes.
It's natural.
It's a natural part.
It's a beautiful natural part of the U.S. case.
John can't be the snitch.
He's too beautiful.
Question.
Question.
Here, here, here.
Question.
Yes, yes, go ahead.
How do we vote?
How do we vote?
Peter, check your phone.
I think we go right up to the board there.
All right, everyone, come on up to the board.
Vote on who you think the snitch is.
And tell me why you think it's Queen U.
Oh, yeah.
What? It is not me. I have no snitch.
Why are you voting on him?
Hey, John.
Yeah.
Don't go missing.
Who is the snitch?
Go, go.
Hey, John.
John.
You're like, hey, you want to go three?
Oh nice though, why aren't you doing your quash?
I say we come up one at a time and we give our reasons on why we're doing it.
Okay?
Alright.
John, John, John.
30 seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, everybody up to the board.
We'll do it next week.
Okay.
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Oh, I really don't.
Five seconds.
Oh, I really don't.
You deserve right now is the best day.
It's going to point out that we are going to find a way.
I need to talk to you privately
John I need you I need to talk to Bradley
Okay
You come over here. Okay. Yeah
Okay, John, I'm gonna text you what I'm gonna text you the thing that I need to do you
It's just so there's only like five of us. So I mean all it's our one of us could be a snitch
God damn right
Appreciate that
You got it. Where'd you get that cigarette? I really
Gosh, oh god
That files coming to watch this
We're dealing drugs inside of my meeting
He was a drug dealer
I am a palm this is
I am a palm
I
You see that what she was a drug dealer. I'm not an idiot
I didn't take a shit yet. Oh, no, wait a second. I'm gonna take a shit. Oh, we got our loud sleep. Oh god
$10
$10
$10 more
I take this shit
I take this dump
How do I poo?
Oh, here we go
Oh
Oh, it was one of those shirt off sweaty pooped.
Okay, that's how we're supposed to buy weed
when the drug dealer just got busted for drug dealing.
I don't think we can do that no more.
Through the casino.
Good thinking, boys, good thinking.
Hold on.
Through the casino.
I
Can't talk anywhere else, but here I'm just gambling I don't know why they voted me out P
Well, it's cuz you look like a pedophile
You know
oh shit oh shit oh you win I don't know I don't know
I want a dollar where does it show right down the winnings oh my god visit
I'm getting $5.
Wait, what?
This person's dead.
Oh.
Oh, whoa.
Oh.
Hey.
Look.
Yeah, how much money do I have?
You want some of the dollars?
Hey, I had to buy.
Wait, John, I had to buy weed.
John, how are you out?
I don't know.
John, wait.
John, what the fuck?
I'll give you more weed.
I'll give you more weed.
I'll give you more weed.
Hey, here, come here.
Here, here, here, here.
Here, here, here.
Okay, I gotta give us a gambling.
John, John.
John, I don't care.
No one's gonna care what the pedophile says.
You go out there and tell him,
hey guys, hey guys, the pedophile has seven to say.
You see that, nobody cares.
No one cares.
Yeah, go listen.
No one cares.
Hey guys, the,
I
Haven't you since your ass over there do nothing
But oh no, we're stuck gambling
Oh my gosh
Not not really boss 11 bucks. Oh
He said I suck and she's I suck a lot
What?
What?
Oh, that was so close!
What are you playing?
What?
What do you mean, dogs?
Winter takes all the money, one dart each whoever gets close to the other.
One dart each, one dart each whoever wins, gives the other guys, but no, you see the
guy, the equivalent of how much money the other guy has.
If you have $20, I would give you $20.
No, it's everything.
It's everything.
How much money do you got?
How much money do you got?
I got $13.
You?
I'll give you $13 if you need me.
Okay, okay, you go first.
I need to practice, man. I need to practice, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I need to practice. You, wait, you got to practice, man.
No, no, no. I never did. I know what you're talking about.
No problem. One round, one shot.
What? Okay, fine, move.
All right.
All right, I'm doing it from here.
You're out of the way. Come on.
All right. Throwing it. Go ahead. Throw it.
You're flocking. You're flocking. You're flocking.
That wasn't going anywhere. Give me your money.
Stand back. Let me see how it's done. You're lost. No, you're lost. You're lost.
where that would go at least on the wall all right for real this time let's do it
from this let's do it let's do it for this this far I am money man that would
go my money all right I'll beat that wash wash
What do you think the stitches?
You never see me.
Better not be you.
You only give me milk.
Why am I getting all fussy?
Why am I getting all fussy?
Why don't you put that milk?
You might be going crazy.
Why don't you put that milk?
I mean, why don't you put that milk?
You couldn't tell me the milk.
I
Pissed on it
You listen up here you listen up here, baby, I know you should put them put something in that milk
What'd you put in there fucking moonshine got them on some way?
I'll take it for two dollars
see that see it let's smoke up my boy let's smoke up my boy let's smoke up my boy let's
jump up they light up wouldn't you drop that bottle would you oh I think I dropped that
milk bottle yeah I don't know I don't know why it's it's I don't know where I'm so damn
I don't even know what I'm planning on right now.
Oh, shit.
That's a baby.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Mind if I use your bathroom?
What do you mean?
Mind if I use your bathroom?
See, if you got any pizza rolls in the freezer,
The freezer I can use it get in there get in there. It's in we dropped out that bottle first
So I gotta take a shit. Oh
Be be oh god
What you want the milk?
Well who's here who's here? What's going on something out there something out there?
What's going on?
Get inside quick, get inside quick!
Hey, hey, baby!
Hey, baby!
You wanna get high?
Wait, wait, you think you wanna get high?
Wait, hold on, are you also the same guy as me?
Cause this is exactly what's in my set!
No, no, no, no, no!
Look at this, see this?
What? What?
What's in here?
Oh, shit!
We were definitely not trafficking firearms to Third World countries.
We were not doing that.
We were doing other stuff.
Okay.
Gentlemen and ladies, welcome in.
If you've been arrested, please be in the back of the room.
It's our second meeting.
We've had two people arrested.
And it's not looking good.
Okay.
They're two people arrested and
It's not looking good
Alrighty we'll start from winning
Who's the snack
It's
This whole time
It's definitely Korra. It's definitely Korra. Let me teach them. I know it ain't Winnie and I know it ain't
I'll beat you. I know it ain't Winnie. I know it ain't Habibi. It's Korra. 100%
Let me prove it's not me. Let me prove it's not me.
What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
This is how you run your meetings, Hodge. This is how you run your meetings. Let everybody piss on each other.
I'm gonna drink some of this milk. Everybody run around for it.
The hell is going on around here?
okay guys guys guys please one all right that's the pin I was taking pieces of
me have your vote first Lord Park walk I'll go first I'll go first
guys it's Cora it's gonna be a bad thing before you vote okay
Let me say something. Let me say something. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me say something.
Let me say something.
What? What? What?
No! I knew it! I knew it!
Well, okay.
Oh, shit.
Does he game over? Do we win?
No.
Call them to the other one after we give it.
If you don't think it's a baby or is there two stitches
Yeah
Guess correctly you are officially under arrest for being a moonshining piece of shit
at the Ronald McDonald's in our Taylor Park.
Who's this on it?
Moonshine!
Oh, thought this was a plastic neighborhood!
You're telling me something was cooking moonshine?
I don't think I've ever had a conversation.
Oh, golly.
Oh, god.
I know.
I think we did that.
Golly.
Winnie, can I speak to you for a second?
Yeah, can I speak to you privately without this guy in here?
I don't know what's going on with him.
I think he's recording us.
What the hell are you sneaking in here for?
I think what he's in on it, even though there's only one snitch, I think what he's a sub-snitch.
A sub-snitch?
Hey, we need to go somewhere.
Let me do a show. Let me tell you who I think the snitch is now.
Yeah. Oh, I got, I think it's Genji.
Well, listen, Genji did ask me to, to randomly borrow my microwave.
I think she's going to steal it and scrap it.
Randomly borrow your microwave.
Yeah, but not.
That means she's a federal FBI agent.
Well, what do you, what do you happen to be?
I mean, well, what do you, what do you like to know?
You fucking slut bag.
What do you like to do?
You're a slut bag.
That's all you are.
You just want my, you just want my, my pussy.
That's all you want.
You want my pussy.
You can't handle it.
That's why you're mad.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Honestly, I guess I think I agree with you boys.
I'm starting to kind of suspect Winnie.
I'm kind of starting to suspect Winnie as well.
He was there when that weed bus went down and then the moonshine
We were listen listen my reason here for saying boys
We were at both the weed dealers and the moonshines right before they got arrested and we're not the snitch
So who else could it be it must be?
Win it take your phone
Give me my money. I want the bed ferrets where give me my money
Fuck
Yourself here we go. All right, okay
Okay
All right, there we go. That's your good things up. That's your good things up boys. That's good things up. Just a bit
Let's go home. I
I gotta get a hot spray of air freshener in here.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
What?
What happened?
Did we win?
What happened?
I won.
It was winning?
I won.
No, it was.
I won.
I didn't mean to make you lose.
Wait, who was the other stand?
I watched what we were doing.
It was towards watching too.
I am like, I'm the person who finds all this stuff out.
It was gimmick.
It was gimmick?
The stench has helped me.
So it was, yeah.
What the hell?
Honestly, Winnie, you know what?
Now that I think about it, we should have been suspicious
when he said both of us were the stench.
Think about it.
Think about it.
I thought you knew his name.
I thought you knew his name.
I know his name.
Why didn't you say that then?
I told you, he was the scrappers.
He was set up by for microwave.
I thought you meant that.
She was an FBI federal agent.
No, she's sort of scrapped my finger.
Everybody hide your screen.
I don't know if I click this button if it shows the joint code again.
Everybody hide your screen.
Everybody hide your screen.
Why did I get voted out immediately?
Because I'm a vegetarian alcoholic or something.
I didn't get it.
Why did you get a different one?
Honestly, you needed to get some help there.
Yeah, we got to get Gucci in here.
Yo, this game is awesome, by the way.
20 minutes, I can do anything.
I just go hold it out.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
What the fuck?
You look like a pedophile.
That's why we voted for you.
You're a recorded.
I'm a contributing member of society.
I'm a well-endowed man.
Just hold it for a minute.
Wait, guys, what?
We're missing.
We're missing.
But yeah, what's the code?
It's the same code as before.
We're missing three guys, or four guys, three guys.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
We're missing three guys, boys.
Yeah, you don't want to see your screen right now boys. What makes your skis nice and hidden
I'm dancing goosey right now. I think he's me
Mr. Kingsland, don't you worry, you boy peanuts gonna find out who these snitches are.
We're gonna give them some stitches.
Yeah, well, what else are you saying?
We're gonna find out who these snitches are.
We're gonna put them in the dirt.
We're gonna put them in a trench in a hole somewhere they will be found.
Imagine you're trying to, you're trying to, you're trying to kill a man.
Oh, and Mr. God right here, but what good man, good man.
They're actually saying something that's getting censored because they tried to actually do the broccoli.
and Austin the stream sniper
pay for the 50 give some boy good man good man
game girl
must be a French
French name I don't
I don't even heard of that before that's a
you can't send it
you're a
you're a Canadian name
yep
what's going on
two days early but I said it was clear
oh my
you're supposed to write them down
I did
it's in the in game chat look
Wait, how do we have ten guys in our lobby with nine guys in a discord?
Goosey's not in our discord. I guess he doesn't have to join.
Yeah, I told you. Goosey's in Tarkov duo. Goosey's in Tarkov duo again.
I don't know why he joins there. He has permission to join the studio. Wait a minute. I gave him the perms.
Oh, it's ready up. Boy, it's ready up.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I want to be the supervisor.
I want to be that supervisor boy.
You want to be that supervisor boys?
I want to be that supervisor to figure out who the snitches are.
You can't be trusted by the supervisor and the whole gang trading part.
I would be great at supervising the whole gang trading part.
You've been driving good a man with your band that they maybe walk through the night and die.
That's because you're a fat hillbilly.
And I ran a great trading part and I got a great deal.
Yes sir, you did brother.
I
Can't even hear myself they hold on now
I can't even hear the words in my head. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you my boys
You'll get these stitches you'll get these
Fuck you
Oh, I'm sober I'm sober we need to get drugged now
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
We need some beer.
Oh, there's beer in there.
We need to break into that guy's house.
We need to break into that guy's house and steal his beer.
Mm-hmm
And I have a single what oh
What the hell we already be here
Oh
Well, how I take a bitch
but
We say it the fridge
Oh, there it is boys there it is the cream day
You're the hell away from my house right now.
Oh yeah, there we go boys, there we go boys, there we go.
Oh, delicious, delicious boys.
Now let's go see what's going on back here.
here I don't know why it give me a bunch of lighter fluid
lighter fluid weed zip bag air fresher more lighter fluid
whoa die immediately die immediately which all there's a lighter fluid for
Wait, what is going on?
Wait, you boost to another player and have them chug it?
Smoke a cigarette, take a piss?
Am I in someone else's?
No, I'm not in someone else's house, there's not a single cigarette in here.
How do I piss?
Oh.
Oh
Yeah, hold on now hold on hutch hutch hutch
Hutch would you mind? I gotta talk to you for a second
Listen, I've been I've been noticing a lot of people around the neighborhood
I haven't been putting their trash cans out on trash day and they'd be leaving the garage this open
are you paying on me I gotta go wait what yeah what's up okay all right
okay well that is true that's very rude
One second, I got I got paid
Come on in okay
What's the what's the problem?
My vice it my vice it miles. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right. What's what's it? What's it be the problem house?
I trust you you can trust me you can trust me
You ain't one of snitch fellas. You might have a quick beer
Yeah, go ahead
You're gonna be behind the sugar and the plastic bottle
Okay, okay, go ahead
Now I was just gonna ask you if you're the uh get a stitch. No, no, I'm not the snitch. No, you might have a quick beer
Okay, so I'm good. I'm feel like may be
You may be the alcoholic.
No, no, no, no.
No, I actually gave up alcohol ten years ago.
I got my ten-year coin yesterday.
Okay, but here we are.
We may be able to do some great business, because I might be...
You might be what?
What'd you say?
I might be a birdshot.
We could we could do some business about I think we got some business gonna help me run a batch
Oh, I could help you run a batch absolutely
Let's go do that. Let's go play some yatsy. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna play some yatsy. Yeah. Hey, you mind if I get two dollars. Oh, yeah, two dollars
Is that how much it cost to buy yatsy? Let me just whip out my wallet
Oh
We're just hanging out
Man
You know if I talk to you back here for a second
It's God damn chill at first
Can you come back here for a second?
No, I'm not coming over there
Who's your shirt say you have zero?
Just come back here for just a moment
I can talk to you boss
You can talk to me alright
Hey, how you doing?
Yeah, but I fucking constantly move my lap
Yeah
What you looking for huh?
I gotta go, I gotta go right now, I gotta go right now guys, I gotta go.
I know what kind of man you are.
Shit.
What?
I know what man you are.
What type of man am I?
What type of man?
Yeah, hold on, you might drink in this?
Shit, I could.
How do I give it to you?
Yeah, I can buy it for you for $2.
Yeah, go ahead and drink that for me, will you?
Yeah, my boy, let me take a seat right here then.
Good day.
Yeah, sir, brother, you might find a seat with you, brother.
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
What did you say, baby?
You say it, baby?
I said what the fuck?
Are you saying, are you saying it, baby?
Oh, this is your house?
Oh, my man.
Sorry.
Oh, my man.
Sorry, sorry, my man.
My man, I know this is your house, my man.
Sorry.
We gotta go find Hunch, boys.
You gotta go find Hunch, ASAP.
I know what you are.
I know what kind of man you are.
Hunch, Hunch!
Hunch, where are you, Hunch?
Oh, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What?
Hey.
Yeah, right over here.
You've gone and seen the stitch,
got to see your robe up your head.
Can we talk about it?
Why did I go and see?
I gave Booze and he tugged it.
Why did I go and see?
Wait, it said.
Wait, it said.
I
Sice dice is Genji and I can tell for the way she's looking at me. I'm not even talking
I'm gonna do you guys listen
I went insane so now the stitch can see over my head and just he's looking at me really weird Genji is the shit
I'm not talking. I'm not talking
You didn't chug it he didn't chug it guys you saw that look though you saw that look right
I need a fucking cigarette. I need a cigarette. I need a cigarette right now guys. Give me a cigarette. Here we go. I see you again. I
Need a fucking cigarette
Call the meeting call this beer. It looks really good. I'm getting fried
With cigarettes
What would you do?
What would happen to need this beer?
It looks like you're fucking shaking.
I'm fine, I gave up beer ten years ago.
No, no, God, don't treat it like that, you son of a bitch!
Just a quick sip, maybe.
Just a quick sip, this ain't breaking my ten-year coin, it ain't nothing.
Fine, just throw that over there.
Oh, just get some more cigarettes.
Get more cigarettes, get more cigarettes.
Here we go.
I think it's fine, was everything's fine.
We're fine, everything's fine.
As long as the snitch didn't see that big word
above our head that said drunk, we're fine.
I can't cigarette out of here.
Liz, this is a free country.
I should be able to smoke there, I want.
Listen, guys, please listen to Winnie. Winnie is one of the best, most intelligent, most
tenacious supervisors that I have ever met in my life.
Sorry, Tron. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, just piss it off. Give it to me.
Sorry, Guzzi.
All right, well, I don't know.
Listen up. Winnie's talking. Listen up. Winnie's talking.
Thank you.
We already had it. Got the beatings. Got the halfway open.
I know drunk
All right, let's go over the facts guys. Let's go over the facts. I am not the stench
Hudge is not the stench
One question look all I said was I'm looking for some moonshine
Weird that's real weird
Because I need
What a BB did
BB did
kick look at the notepad right here she voted me as a snitch immediately
yeah I saw you chasing peanut around saying you know what he is
they're trying to get you out for a tupi
wait hold on now congratulations I don't even know I was gay
come on out to snitch
I'm not the snitch, I'm not the snitch, I'm not the snitch, if you snitch by this,
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, whatever guys listen to me real quick guys, when I was standing
he was real low and it said that the snitch could see what I am above my head, Genji was
Look at me real fucking intently
What's going on? What is this?
Oh
All of you fuck all of you fuck all of you
We gotta go get ourselves another beer
Yeah, well, as you know, we got to buy some moonshine for the little bear.
Huts, you mind if I meet you in your domicile?
Huts, where's Huts-Jad?
Did you mean know where Huts is?
Where's Huts-Jad?
Have you checked where the food is?
I have not checked where the food is.
That's a great idea.
Where the hell is Huts-Jad?
I do for sure.
Who lives here?
Who lives here oh my god
You the hell is that oh crap we need to be a we need to be a boys
Oh
Oh
John open up John open up
So we open up anyone open up
Guys open up open up open up anybody got
How many was your house at
Goosey goosey. I didn't jail. What's that? What's that? Goosey?
What were those words? You see where's your house? Where's your house right now? There's no time to create
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just watch this looking just watch this you see that you see that over there?
She's watching this.
It's gonna change you out of percent.
I need to be letting you out right now.
Please, please, please, please.
Why?
Please, I can't see what you're saying.
What did he do?
Goosey, Goosey, please God!
Please God!
Goosey, please God, please!
I did it, I did it.
I did it.
Thank you, thank you.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, my God.
You might want to sit here.
Oh, God.
Good.
God thank God. Thank you. You see your life saver your life saver
Your life saver peanut peanut. I may have something you want. Oh
Let's leave this place
Let's leave this place
Let's leave this place. I have your cure tomorrow beer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm late.
Listen, Jiji is 1,000% the stench.
I've seen her watch this so I can't like...
I agree.
I agree.
Give me three dollars.
Three dollars.
Wait.
I don't have enough money.
It's five dollars.
I can go get some money and come back.
Here, here, here, here.
You take this.
You think I can...
Okay.
There you go.
Okay, got it.
No.
I still need three more dollars.
Motherf...
Mother how did you lose all your money? I haven't picked up any of my six in a month. There you go. Okay
All right, whenever you're ready
okay
Enjoy thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. That was a close one boys. That was a close one
Almost lost our sanity there for a second
wouldn't want that happening now boys wouldn't want that happening now let's
go ahead and get back to our domicile get back to our domicile pick up our
chicks
we'll tell you boys Gigi is 1000% the snitch you see how she been watching us
from down the street. Oh, she snitching. She snitching. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
What the? You fucking creep! Get out of here! You're about to be under arrest!
What does she need to be the problem over here?
What does she need to be the problem over here?
Get out of your house!
Get out of your house!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Get out!
Well, I want to see him!
I knew he was a pedophile!
I knew it! What I say, boys!
What I say!
I knew it from the start, boys!
I knew it!
Yes, sir, boys.
I can use a quick drink.
You guys, uh, you ain't can finish up in there.
I'm just gonna be out of here.
What's going on?
Grabbing a quick beer, do you mind?
Officer, this is my house.
Shut up, you pedophile.
Hello?
It may be the false tip,
I don't think he's a pedophile actually.
But, someone said you were,
someone said you were,
do you have any enemies to you?
Like, I guess, someone said you were creepy.
I'm gonna go to this,
that's the main thing going on here.
I keep getting profiled,
Shut up you pedophile listen here and listen real close, buddy
sir
What get out?
Cocoa, wait Cocoa
What are you?
I'm not telling you. I don't fucking trust you. I'm the moonshine guy
Okay, now that I'm the police in the thief. Yeah, I'm the thief
Oh, dude stop
I
Sit on out here boys. Let's sit on out here. I
Don't know how he's done zero dollars
Not getting paid you either have a job
He stole my money
Hey guys, I didn't have any money!
Hey, I didn't have any money for him to steal, boys!
Gonna take a quick bath.
Gonna take a quick bath here.
With my socks on like you do, boys, like you do.
There we go, quick bath.
Gonna have some moonshine.
Couple beers.
Oh look at that boys we got ourselves in the lounge later
Crime of my committee
Well, I ain't John. How you doing you might by speaking over here for a second boss. Oh, yeah, of course
I just gotta talk to you for just a second. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta talk to you for a second
I
Totally normal shopping in the back. Of course
Just like you do. I mean it's Thursday ain't it?
You have to talk to you for just a second. Yeah
Just stay right here for a second. All right. Thank you. I learned a lot of information. Thank you. Hey, how'd you do it most?
I
Gigi was shopping in the forest
Did you just steal money from me?
John did you take the money from my payment as well, did you won't just steal ten dollars for me?
You know what you what you know what?
Winnie can I have a private conversation with you for just a moment over here?
I'm stressed out. I'm really stressed.
Winnie you might as well speak to your attorney, you might as well speak to you.
Come over here for a second, just come over here for a second Winnie.
Winnie I just want to speak with you for this moment, come here for a second.
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Oh, we gotta get inside with the baby!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, listen.
Fuck, I'm shit.
Coconut is the thief, I'm 100% certain.
Right, sure.
I know I'm not the snitch, but fuck him for stealing $10 for me.
Hey, they're goosers.
That was my $10.
Come on, come on!
Goosers!
Call you Walter White.
I'm so...
I'm so...
I'm so...
I'm so...
Oh, it's finally over
Thank you. All right boys GG is
the
100% I found a shopping in the forest with a shopping cart
If that ain't good activity, then I don't know what is
What's that noise you open a beer behind
Now give me my damn money back!
Here's your money back!
No way!
I think I got something going on.
Hold on to this.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
I think I got something going on.
Hold on now.
Oh, here, here, here you go.
Here you go.
Guys, the meeting is in session.
Let's figure out who this bitch is.
Okay, I owe you something for that.
Here you go.
I owe you three way tickets.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
That was for me.
That was a lot of work to do.
No, it was for me.
Hey.
I don't have really any money for me or him.
It was for her, but throwing it back to me is my goal too.
See that?
You see his mood, buddy?
You see his mood, pal?
You see that?
Yo, there you go.
There you go.
I'm working very hard.
I'm trying to make a life for myself.
Guys, if we get a vote on this, do it or not.
Do one day have two beautiful button drop children, maybe.
I'll name the first one, Nancy Drew Stevens,
and the second one will be Steven Stevens.
There will be hyphens.
Who's a snitch?
And I it's
Ganges this
Run Jeremy over there, right? No Lord Farquad Lord Farquad
Hundred percent hundred hundred percent hundred percent
I know I keep clapping but that's just cuz I'm hitting the wrong e-bow
No, I'm not just know I'm not clapping. I'm just trying to put
You snitch.
Okay, now it's not letting me point anymore.
I think I'm like, oh, there it is.
You're the snitch.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what the hell?
You want some of this?
You want some of this?
Huh?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Didn't you hear what he had to say about that?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell's he doing here?
Hey, fuck you.
He voted for me.
You snitch.
I didn't do that then.
I didn't do that then.
I didn't do that then.
Egghead was bitch
No, have it as bitch
Oh my mic was muted
Also, Pina, no one can hear you unless you're in the bar. Okay, so we can hear you unless you're at the bar
We had it wait they voted for me as a snitch
If you vote for me as a snitch
Yeah, what happened to the bogey as a snitch
Well, it was a tie and you lost the fist fight
That's what that was about
You tripped over the chair. It was very embarrassing. Oh, no
The George Washington
Yeah, but I'm not the snitch
Yeah, no, that's
You know
You can don't have any money
Yeah, you know push it having a conversation
By sitting down with me give it. I have something to go over absolutely. Oh
Excuse me. It's just good over there. So they thought I was the stitch, huh?
Yeah, they thought you were the snitch. I mean I tried to tell them don't do it
It was it's you guys know the jiu-jitsu snitch, right?
What is do you have any more information other than she was pushing a shopping cart around
listen listen give me listen listen my great-grand-grand me me always told me trust my gut she trusted
it name she trusted it on 9 11 and I'm gonna trust my gut now and let me tell you something
I've seen her lurking I've seen her scoundrel and plotting planted in the shadows she was
Shopping in the forest. He was looking at us down the street fiddling with the trash can doing nothing
He is see is the is the is the snitch and let me see another thing. Let me tell you nothing
I'm not done there. I'm not done there. You know that bastard coconut. He stole $10 for me
He's the damn thing
He's right behind you. Oh
Oh God
Yeah, we did why haven't you locked this guy up for being a thief yet? I
Don't know what he is man. I'm getting a lot of false tips
He's a damn thief he stole Ted Goddard from me and ran off
You're going to pet a file
I mean look at him there's a 50-50 shot he isn't pet a file
What is your word?
You're going to pet a file
It is back to Washington
You were a transfer illegally guaranteed by all of us.
In any land of a cent, a snitch.
Oh, really? It's almost like someone said that!
Well, why would you...
Maybe it's getting arrested.
I have no idea.
Did you believe these people?
The call of some people.
Oh, my God.
The police are on their way.
Well, Liz, you're going to be real embarrassed when these police get here,
because I have a clean record. I ain't gambled a day in my life.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
No way. No way.
Wards are spoken.
They snitches are played.
You are the dumbest mother-fucking-hit I have ever had the displeasure of being in a mobile home with.
Go get us the thief! I'll be damned! I'm trying to do this!
Sorry, I know one where I'm actually the thief.
Do it!
Oh, shit.
What is he doing?
There's a lot of them out there.
Hey, if you want to come in, you hear this?
What?
See that? That's me clapping your cheeks, bitch.
Yeah, that's me clapping your cheeks, bitch.
Alright, that's it. I'll just gamble for the rest of my days.
There you go. Take this.
Thank you. I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Good luck.
Two dollars.
Good luck.
Six dollars.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Snitch?
Me, Cora was the snitch the whole time?
No.
You hear about that snitch partner? Looks like it was Cora the whole time.
I'll take my pants off whatever you say sir. Yeah, if you think it'll help us find the next nudge
This helping with the investigation sir
He's the strong silent type he's a bit shy let's win some cash boys. Let's win some cash here
fuck this machine fuck this machine I'm leaving I hate this machine where you
know what we're gonna go we're gonna go over to coconut we're gonna catch up
we're gonna wait hold on can I still click the lounge that is what I'm
In prison?
Ten dollars!
That's nice.
Oh, hello, Mr. Peter.
My hand!
I'm like that linebacker for the Giants!
Your hand?
Were you like the firecrackers on my hand?
No, someone threw one and I caught it!
Who threw that?
Yeah, if you tell me you threw it.
I don't know.
I'll give it to you for a very good price if you tell me what.
I don't care.
Hey, turn around, Bozo.
Who just lit that?
Who just lit that?
I didn't see nothing.
No, what if you saw something?
What if you saw something?
I don't think anybody lit it.
Peanut, peanut, peanut.
For your behalf.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, shit.
Well, since you can punish me, how do you punish me?
There'll be a crowbar right here.
And we'll let it break into stuff as our community service guy.
What the hell is going on in this train?
Oh.
Let me see.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right.
Go on.
This is my house, you jackass!
Come on in, boys.
Oh, yeah.
And here we go.
Nice and relaxing.
This is what it looks like in ToasterBath on a Thursday afternoon.
Join us, Hutch.
Apologize.
Oh, I apologize.
I apologize, oh I apologize, I just got to rest here for a moment.
Uh oh, it was the devil guys, it was the devil, it was the devil, there's two in the chamber, it's like Russian roulette.
Oh god, oh god.
Who the buffalo after?
I
Dumbest supervisor, I think this game has ever had
Well, you
Why don't you call call? Yeah, I don't think I asked that a me
You start breaking into people's homes
Killer King sent 8.87 cents. How are baby peanuts made?
Oh, mommy peanut.
And a daddy peanut. Love each other very much.
And then they get buried.
And then just...
This is a fucking, this is a fucking time.
If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
We wait, did we win?
You guys didn't win at all.
Okay, I didn't win at all.
I'm not a pedophile.
You said Coco was the pedophile and I voted him.
And he won the pedophile.
I didn't say that, number one, number two.
The pedophile is not a pedophile.
Did he win or did we lose?
said he won. You won. You won. I lost, bro. You won.
I gave you the power. We gave you the. We gave you the.
Talk tonight. You get the thief in front of you.
The stitches have milk in their fridges. But I also.
So I can ready up. I am. Yeah.
We know that can't be true because then the supervisor can just get a crowbar breaking all the house and see if they have
I didn't do anything suspicious at all, I was just bringing it up.
No, you didn't do anything suspicious at all.
When you voted me, immediately offer it.
That's how I knew you were the snitch.
Well, who?
I didn't do that.
Wait, who was the snitch other than Koran?
It was me.
It was Goosey.
Goosey?
Yeah.
Why was Goosey shopping in the forest?
I was doing so good.
Who was them?
I don't believe me.
What?
Who the hell shops in the forest?
They probably don't even have any deals.
Because I didn't want the snitches to know that I was pushing apart because I was a scalper.
You are a scalper.
Pokemon, Freudian, Slytherin.
Wow.
We guys were missing one person. Who we missing?
Who we missing?
John?
That could be anyone.
Oh, he's gone.
OK, ready up boys.
Ready up boys.
Maybe that guy.
Is it time for my way?
No, it's not time for my way.
I want to do it my way, though, Pete.
No, no, you can't have it your way.
I want it, by the way.
Psst, give me gritty up.
I'm gonna be a pop-pop-pop.
Psst, give me gritty up, my shi-
Psst, give me.
Oh, he went AFK.
He's probably getting some of those two shots.
Yeah, because Huck said he was getting a drink,
so he probably said, oh, I want to be a P.
what what you know you know game a key he's it he's a cocktail enjoyer I'm
getting guys my buggerly told me that if you find milk in anyone's friends that
means they're a smiths that true I'm not gonna be the supervisor is kind of hard
That's because you have the IQ of fucking squirrel with age.
Is that true?
Milk is a tag of an innocent.
I had to...
I was making moonshine, one of my quest was to put milk in the fridge.
Where are you?
Oh, let's ride!
Boys, I gotta sit at this track.
I gotta leave early tonight.
Godspeed.
I would be done playing skin.
Have a good one, you can have a good one, bud.
standard cover and from the supervisor of other people's walls maintain your
cover and bust those motherfuckers take a dump
okay
whoa
wait
I would love to see your house no you aren't seeing my house eat my shit out of
my ass you hail belly
what the fuck are you doing he's just sending you hello hello
I don't care how to make this
work. Do you know where to buy
a microwave? Wait, wait, wait,
is your is your refrigerator
running? The microwave store,
dumbass!
Sorry about that, boys.
What? What?
What's going on?
What's happening? Oh, shut up.
I was just waiting for Hutchield.
I don't know. Welcome to
Halal Homes, Mr. Hutch.
Oh, did that guy just go in my house? Hold on. Wait a
quarter, will you just in my house? That's my house. It
says multi locks right there. Oh yeah, you're right. Never
mind. Imma go home. Imma go home. Have a good one boys. I'm
heading on home.
You can't buy milk for anyone. Do anyone see you chug milk?
No, I know, I know.
We can't buy milk,
because everybody can see the list of things you buy.
Hunch is chugging.
We know who the other snitch is, does it tell us?
You guys, how do you tell who the other snitch is?
How do you tell who the other snitch is?
Does it tell you?
Does it tell you, does it tell you?
Does it text the supervisor?
I think I got something on my phone, do you know it?
Um, um, I'm just looking at my laptop and I can see it.
And I'm looking at it and I can see it.
I'm looking at it and I can see it.
And who was your supervisor again?
Hey, who'd be me?
I have a dollar.
Do you want a dollar?
I have a video dollar, so you give me a, uh, assistant name.
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
I was holding it for some time.
That's right.
We gotta see Texas somebody else.
We have a cover story.
I
Here we go, never come through never come through
Yeah, what are you doing in my house? Hey, hold on playing way hold on now. I was clean and hold on now
What's going on? I was cleaning
I was sitting coconut a message
message. Let me go see if uh coconut got a message. You know how we go ask him. Why
are you taking it? That's how you do it, boys. Go go. Where's that son of a bitch cocoa?
Oh my gosh. They have slot machines. They got slot machines. I don't even know if we
Oh god.
Not looking good for any birds.
I like to put it all.
I mean you're on your phone for that long
and then someone's going to jail.
That's pretty uh, snitch behavior.
If I say so myself.
Ooh, and the guy you were texting
got arrested?
I don't know much.
That's tough.
That's tough.
What?
I just texted Coco. How does that make me this dance? Well, I just I'm very
Someone someone I saw some of buying weed from Coco. It's probably whoever that was if you just got arrested
Well, I was with them the whole time. There you go. Fuck you
Someone did buy we know come ready to talk to
So yeah
Or your trailer
Listen guys, I'm not the stench, all we have to do is go talk to Coco and ask him if I said him a text message, because that's what I was doing, I swear.
Okay.
I heard Lord Farke watch stenches in the Supervisors.
Oh, it's where's Coco left?
I watched the whole thing.
So it was Genji.
Oh, Genji's the other stench.
I was not next to anyone.
That's what I just got.
Where's Coco, lad?
I mean, you want to vote on Vina, too?
Because they were both on their phones.
Hey, Coco, come over here.
Whatever you guys want to do.
I mean, I'm done with Coco.
I watched Lord Farquaad snitching to the.
Guys, I am not the stench.
I am not the stench.
We need to find Coco right now.
I'm saying he is.
Who are they?
We need to find Coco right now and clear my name.
Coco is in jail.
He's in state pen.
Where is he?
We, we need to, we need to find Coco and clear my name now.
Let's just get out of hands.
He's right here.
Coco, come over to the bar with us.
Come over to the bar with us.
I swear to God, he says he doesn't have a text message.
I swear to God.
Wait, did he bought the weed?
Coco, Coco, can you pull out your phone
and tell me if you have a text message from me?
Listen, listen.
Let's talk to the weed.
And the current day it is crazy
that a brother can't eat and sell some weed
without getting in some trouble, all right?
I told Genji, I want her to sell us some loud
and she fucking snitched on my ass, she's the winner.
Wow, well boys, there you have it, there you have it boys.
Now coconut, before we go, HUD, are you here?
HUD, you got a question for coconut, right?
Our brother coconut right here, just a free spirit,
a weed smoking free spirit.
No, he didn't.
You didn't even check his damn phone!
Wait, you didn't check his damn phone!
Check your phone, asshole!
Oh no, someone's crazy.
Oh, what the fuck?
I knew we would do this.
I knew it.
I knew you were just lying, Zaden.
Who wants to smoke?
Who wants to smoke?
Oh my god.
What the hell are you trying to meet for, you son of a bitch?
What do you mean?
What the fuck is going on at this point?
Everybody's going down the line, dude.
This whole place is going down in flames.
I got a season.
I got a season.
Just because I like to party.
Guys, guys, if we don't clear this up with coconut right now,
everyone's gonna vote me as a snitch,
and I'm not in the snitch to send a getaway.
It's Jinzy, it's Jinzy.
Okay, well, she's gotta be in the menu.
Listen, Pina, we're gonna do Jinzy,
and then we're gonna do you.
Dude, listen, just listen to coconut,
see if I have something to mention.
She's behind a trailer using her phone.
Pina, message me a slur.
Boom, Gucci, Gucci, you hear that?
Gucci, you hear that?
What did he say?
What did he say to that coconut?
Did he say it over time?
I did hear that.
you know it tested me a slur
i told you that's what i was doing i told you
well hey guess what that means now you're on second priority so number one
priority is ginshi
it's ginshi
oh she got it you know why gucci's been accused of damn near everyone
i'll say he's a damn spank
i'll say you're most of this is the one here now
how about ginshi three
that is gucci for stand 100 percent gucci for stand 100 percent
150% goosey's the stench.
See, I'm gonna be turning on me turning on the voice. You're going to be offensive.
Hodge Hodge listen me coconut just confirmed that I sent him a text and goosey is the stench goosey is the stench. Nope. Nope.
Coconut confirmed that I sent him a text and goosey's been accused of everyone of being a stench. Yeah, we're getting Genji.
Everybody! We're getting Genji.
It's Hachin Guzy! It's Hachin Guzy! It's Hachin Guzy! It's Hachin Guzy!
I tell you, it's Hachin Guzy! It's Hachin Guzy! It's Hachin Guzy!
It was literally Jinzy!
Wait, what?
Oh shit.
And he doesn't know that we just guessed correctly, which means he's trying to defend Jinzy with probability with him.
But what if he's dead now? What if he's really dead now though?
I'd like to consider the option when he is presented to the group
He might be but you are second on the priority. All right, so we can go about it. We got a long time
In your apartment texting I texted coconut goosey heard coconut confirmed
Goosey, why don't you say?
Hey, let me let me say something
He's already gone. He's already gone.
Goosey, tell Hunter Truth that taste coconut or not.
Okay, he did say that peanut-cheek is slurred.
That does half clear it.
Okay.
Half clear.
Okay.
Told you, bitch.
But why were you still against Jinji?
Why were you so...
Why were you kind of...
I didn't say Jinji's name one damn time.
I'm telling you this guy's a snitch
because he was accusing everyone.
But I was right.
Well, yeah. Well, that's a hole in my plan.
I won't lie.
But at first, it made complete sense.
So why are you saying to it?
You see, you figure out whatever else I'm going to go
screw the cigarette.
You see, I'm actually not a snitch.
Don't tell anyone.
I'm going to go take a shit.
Yeah, boys, throw a little bait there.
Throw a little bait right there.
Don't, don't know what to think now.
You get the worst snitches, man.
You get the worst snitches.
They don't know what this is like for you.
How am I supposed to know who the snitch is anyway?
Oh, you know, it's above his head.
i bet i bet if you look above this guy right here that says s n i t c h
next to be i t c h
visit what is it but i have to be
where does it say
all your good good porn acting good for nothing
i'm telling you she is the same as this is
it
why are you telling the supervisor who the stitches
he knows it's hard it says on screen
What is the same of Goosey's hand?
I refuse to talk.
Snitch, you hear that Goosey?
Now I got you.
Now I got you scumbag.
Now I got you.
Hold on, I gotta go drink milk.
Welcome.
It's time to sign this.
We need to take a poop, we need to take a poop man.
We need to take a poop real bad boys.
Oh, the stinky one.
That was a stinky one, boys.
Hey.
Mr. Aaron sent...
Hi, Mr. Peanut.
Hello.
The word on the street is you don't love me anymore and you found someone.
I see how it is there.
Mr. Aaron!
Boss D.
Mr. Aaron!
Mr. Aaron, you'll always have a place in my heart.
I
Can't believe you were the snitch
That's okay. Hey guys, so we're gonna finally vote goosey as the snitcher right boys
was a milk drinker.
He's a snitch.
Are we going to find it?
No, we don't.
I would do this.
Do you see?
Let's go to my house.
And if there's milk in the fridge on drink, you're the snitch.
Why would that make any sense?
I'm burning it.
Okay.
You see it?
You see him?
Common deflection.
That's a common deflection.
He's deflecting.
He's deflectioning.
He had an accusation from himself.
Let me tell you what let me tell you what send me let me tell you where I'm going to go him first than me
Yo, that's no him first than me, but you can follow me too because I know I'm not the same you both goosey
You both goosey look at him. He is looks like a pussy
There's a bitch pussy
You want to see how we fight for it, babe, but fight for it. Well, I'm sorry
What you think?
It's fun for a dude.
Oh God.
It gets voted off.
Unless you're scared, huh?
Unless you're scared, buddy.
What's your weight class?
What's your weight class?
I'll create a class of 570.
All right, that's not real.
That can't be real.
That can't be real.
Sure, that's a lie.
He's 6'7".
Hold on.
What did he say?
There you go.
You say 6'7".
You say six seven six seven six.
But don't get through it.
See if it as we get a vote this piece of
shit. Goosey out of here.
What boys?
He's a sense it's clear.
It's clear as day.
You've got two votes.
I've got one.
Who voted for me?
What?
Hora.
What the hell?
I did not vote for you.
Look at that.
I'm going for myself.
We vote for goosey vote for goosey.
He's the stance.
Don't fall for his pressure.
All right, who's gonna pay me more?
Guys, I'll pay you more.
I'll give you every dollar in my wallet.
I got $20.
I got $20.
I got $10, let's see it.
No, I got $20.
I'll give you $20.
I'll give you $20.
I'll give you $20.
Let's get it.
Here we go, you ready?
Ready, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
$20.
All right, vote for Goosey.
Vote for Goosey, vote for Goosey.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I just don't know.
Well now we're back to square one hutch hutch dammit hutch will you just vote for goosey he is obviously the snitch
He was defending ginger he was a snitch with his own goosey was defending ginger remember he said to vote me
Remember I remember I kept saying Jinzy and and goosey and then he said me
Fuck you, Bustit!
Oh, yes, this is my house, Bustit!
This is my house, Bustit!
Yeah, that's right, that's right, we got him, boys.
Let me help you.
You're the stench.
But, no, he was the stench, he was the stench.
It looked like he was gambling addict.
No, he was not.
Was he not the stench?
Wait, how do you know if he was a stench or not?
You're the stench.
He said he was the gambling addict.
Wait, you're telling me.
No, he was a stench.
I'm starting to think it's hot. I'm just gonna vote me and and and be in real quiet. I'm starting to think it's hot
I'm starting to think it's hot
So we might win boys we might win we might pull this up
Pull this up. Hey, you already know you already know who we're voting. Yeah, what?
Cora, Cora, I tell you it's fucking hot. Cora. I swear time
I think so. I think I don't think much. You see all quiet and stuff and shit like that for a dog
Do you need to be $20? Yeah, can you be $20 pussy? Can you be $20 bitch? I?
Spent all my my money on beer. You already know what you do. I need 20. You already know what to do
Thank you
You can't grab it
Hey, are you ready? Yes
What what's going on steal the $20 much as do any money
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not afraid to use it doing anyway. Let's just do any money
You know who to vote for you know what I'm going for house.
I have come it doesn't work.
Coral listen you have to vote you have to vote for her.
She knows her answer.
You know what it is was I'll give you 16 more dollars if you vote for her.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
We know who we're going to.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay, okay, okay
All right boys guys, I think we're ready to vote. I'm ready to vote. I'm ready to vote. Wait, how do we start voting?
I was our fun. You want me to vote on?
Oh
He's on my side supervisor wait, it's hot
No, Cora you are
I know that he knows.
And Todd, it's what I was going to hide.
Guys, this is what I'm going to be streaming.
Please tell him that the way you're supposed to play this game
is the supervisor and the snitch are on the same team.
And he's being an alien right now!
Thank you.
Can somebody please go to the streaming and tell him that we're on the same team?
Please, someone tell him we're on the same team.
What if he knows that?
Let's hope that he's wrong.
Yeah, I was gonna call on her anyway. What?
Let's do this. All right. Let's do this shit. Let's do this shit. Hot it's hot. We're voting hutch, right?
It's hot. It's hot. 100% it's not time to be sad. Oh
Listen last second of all Torah. You got a vote. You can't vote hutch
Wait, what?
I don't care. Let me get it.
Let me get a good. Let me get
that. Grab here. Grab one.
Is he being serious? Anybody else
on this? You get this. We're
voting much right?
I want to be the one that
sends him to 10 buck two. You
do your vote. You either end
it or you let me have my
You either end it, or you let me have my moment.
Fuck, why pay me $36?!
Yeah, thanks for the $36.
Fuck you!
What the-
I'm gonna do the-
Fuck.
I really thought at one point she was gonna go hutch-
that she was gonna bind to it.
Oh, way.
You guys, can the supervisor vote in the game?
I thought she was gonna go hutch.
I said it's peanut you should do peanut you guys give the supervisor vote no no
I'll be so so hard you what the help me I'll be me will be you're on my team
Why would you do that?
It was the first time I was home in the whole world.
Are you smoking cracks on?
Are you smoking math?
I was gonna do it.
You're on my team!
I know these plays, man.
I just want everyone to know that I got the closest...
It's a win in the game.
A win in the game.
Best experience ever.
Best games ever.
what are you saying you literally put in put in what you do there's no play what's
going on when I said when I said that it was peanut at first peanut played it
really well I was acting I was acting I was acting I definitely didn't think that
you didn't know we were on the same team and that you were gonna know and I was
trying to reverse. I was acting. I was acting. I'm just a really good actor.
I'm really good at this. Yeah. It might have reversed too much.
Like double reverse. One more game. One more game.
This is a little. Yeah. I've never won more games.
So let's go. Let's go. Let's run it. Let's run it.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. I just keep. I just keep trying that logic going.
Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.
You know what? Like seven points.
Ready to go? Oh, dude.
I just realized this one I have no, no, we just
Now let's ride we have the creep we would
Chug a carton of milk each screws bathing someone else's bathtub lure someone into your trailer take a picture of someone with your phone
I'm taking the supervisor right now. I'm taking I'm taking the supervisor right now
and
Place sucks
It's a flash
Why did you tell me that I had it fly?
That would be very helpful information guys very helpful information. It has flash. Thank you, sir. Thank you
Thank you. Hold on this guy just took a picture of me
Yeah, but later
Shit, oh my apologies
My boys my boys
So let's go find some streams and eat them we'll get a couple of streams and eat them boys
But I may oh oh hold on now. Oh hold on now. There we go. All right. All right. All right
Where are my strooms at?
Hold on, wait.
Where do I get, wait, where do I get strooms from?
Did you see me know where I get strooms from?
Is there a stroom dealer?
Oh, maybe the drug dealer.
You gotta find the drug dealer?
Okay, okay, first I'm gonna go bathe in someone else's house.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
here we go boys here we go let's see if this is the drug dealer's house you
can just get some shrooms and steal it from them.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Why is it draining?
Oh, I think it's going to drain.
Right.
Hey, let's go. Okay, let's go see if there's some mushrooms back here
What you doing up there?
Gosh, I think hunches the scrapper
You can't break into the back door with the crowbar oh
Damn it. I was gonna go find the drug dealer boys. Yeah, you'll get that drug dealer get some of that green googly gas
Anyone else we eat well it's one ass that
What you supposed to be doing that out of here in the middle of the middle of the daylight
Pick it up trash. Oh
Nothing. I just got text somebody don't mind me
Hey
Okay, all right, okay, okay
Come on, let's go. Let's go talk about things. Okay. Let's go talk about a couple things. Let's go just take a moment
Talk to me don't
Listen, I am sorry that you're terrible
You're terrible at hiding the fact that you were the snitch, okay, I'm sorry
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, I'm Sammy, you're not trying to get rid of these fucking snitches.
So, that's what I had to do.
That's what I had to do.
Alright, let's call the police.
Ok, yeah.
Quick meeting boys.
Quick meeting for what?
Quick meeting for what?
We got we got ladies and gentlemen, we got we got
All right, let's hear it. I'm open. I'm all ears
So hey guys, um, Winnie is this bitch
My intelligence is high enough and you're doing a mind check to fool y'all just looking at my size, I don't even know how to do it.
Do it. Do it.
What he lost last time, so.
Well, hold on. Winnie is the snitch. I'm telling you, boys.
What do you want me to do to prove I'm not?
Take off your pants and helicopter your penis in the mini hall.
Guys, what is a snitch? I'm voting Winnie. He came over to my house and said,
Do you know anyone that's selling or are you selling?
Yeah, 100% it's Winnie. 100% it's Winnie.
Yeah, I'm willing to give you more of that.
That's insane.
That's insane.
We got one, boys! We got one!
Absolutely nothing.
There we go. Good work, everybody. Good work.
Wait, now we got to eat some sugar carton of milk and lure someone into your trailer.
Hot tubs, you mind if I have a conversation with you real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you text people you just press five and then you go to the context you text him like that
I want to have sex with you
I know this is going to come as a shock.
Yeah.
I need to steal a microwave.
Hold on.
Someone's calling me.
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello?
Okay.
Thank you.
Just helping me out.
One second.
Bye-bye.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh, okay. Bye.
Well, number.
Yeah, listen, I was here.
Listen, listen, I just listen.
Listen, I don't want to get too detailed with it, but can you just stand there for me?
My internet's been off for about a month and I need it.
I need a little material.
Okay.
I got you.
Oh, let me know when you're ready.
I
Go ahead
Perfect perfect. I'm gonna see this to my pal. I'm gonna see this my my my sister's my buddy
Nope, no problem. Oh, you got a message. I want to see it
What was it something important was some urgent
What if we go around taking pictures of people and we send it to him?
I'm bad.
I'm bad.
What the hell would you fall on?
The banana, silly.
What are you doing on your phone there, silly?
Hey!
Hey!
I'll sit with you.
Sorry, I just-
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm sorry, bro, you made this so obvious!
You're taking pictures of me!
I'm sit over here!
You don't have the right to take a picture of me.
I can't talk, I fucking hate you, peanut!
I fucking hate you!
Hold on, I just gotta text them and check my phone.
I'm eating. I'm eating. There's
some creep going around taking pictures of us, y'all. What? It's true. It's true. Who?
It's fucking. I just got a text from someone. It's just a fucking picture of me. Are you serious?
We got to find him. Yeah. Who's that even taking pictures of people? No, Peter, come here.
Peter, come here real quick. Let me talk to you, man. Come here.
I mean something he's got takes message on your phone Google. What was it?
What you jump?
What are you doing? I thought you wanted to talk to me.
Okay, I'll text you. Sorry. Sorry.
LP, you know I can get some lead?
No.
Fuck.
Why the fuck are you asking me for?
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh. Oh it's a FABO! It's a FABO!
It's a FABO! Everybody scatter, everybody scatter!
It's a FABO!
The fuck is going on? Fuck you, it's a 12 man, it's a 12!
Wait, my homie!
I was...
I was...
I was playing there.
Guys, we gotta find some shrooms.
I got a question. Can you come over here, Brazil?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
What happened?
What happened?
Dude, are you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine. Listen, listen.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Can you mind if I ask you a quick question?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want I can find some
dank ass srooms dead object?
Share my boy. Hold on.
Take it a fat share my boy.
Take your time brother take your time. I could use a quick uh some quick streams though
Do you know where I can get some mass quality streams?
That's what I'm looking for too. You want to get high in my trailer type shit. We're looking for weed watch the movies
Wow, it don't matter. It says get high in your trailer. Oh shit. Okay. All right. Let's get some
Okay, let's get well, I gotta drink some milk give me a second
Little bit of milk, little bit of milk, wait the dealer was arresting.
Well, you serious?
Wait, how are we going to get through?
What's up?
Don't look down with this creek behind you.
Hey, Coco where you going?
Coco where you going?
Coco, Coco where you going?
Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco.
Come back you coconut. You're my little sugar blob
Watch this right now you took us right now. No don't try it. Don't try it. It's a thing above his head
It says fuck you says it says everything
Why does he everything
Big goosey why does he you're literally everything
Finish the beer, please!
He didn't try to get...
He's shakin', he's shakin' with excitement!
He loves beer!
Fuck, you snitch.
What? Me?
Yes.
Look at it.
I agree.
I agree.
Aw, he was drinking.
Oh, no.
He was inside of his house.
In the fridge.
Goosey, can I have a private moment with you for a second to create my name?
We can have it aside.
We can have it aside.
Okay, listen.
This isn't very crowded.
Listen, just listen please.
No one's here.
I'm not the snitch.
You're still pissing on me?
I'm not the snitch, okay?
Why are you so bad at the game?
I was the closest one ever to winning as a snitch.
That is so untrue.
What are you talking about?
In everything, I won and I won.
You're a bitch as are you up with it? Yeah, yeah, you suck. He said you suck
This is hard to control it's got inverted stuff. It looks like you're driving drunk
It's backwards hold on I need some milk. You got that guys with that milk
I'm just thirsty. I'm a thirsty boy
What's going on what you tell me to do huh Gucci actually bite me this bitch I'm not even
fuck with you guys.
This again?
Guys, I'm not even...
Hey!
Who was this?
Is that arrested?
Hold on guys, I'm not even joking. Goosey actually might have straight up been in the stage. I'm not even joking.
The guy that you just tried to use is now...
Guys, let me tell you what's about to happen. Goosey's just gonna try to stay on the stage.
He's gonna try to use last game's Robrano to get me out of the game.
game but as soon as I revealed it's not the snitch you need to vote you see as
soon as I am revealed as not the snitch you need to vote you're hanging out with
Coco all game yes I'm just as soon as as soon as it says I'm not the snitch
both is yet you are the worst you are you are a third snitch
Why did you need to drink milk peanut? I was a thirsty boy. I love milk
I'm a thirsty boy
I'm a thirsty boy get a fella drink milk. I don't remember that being against the law
I remember that being against the law. I remember I remember this is a free coach. I saw I thought this is America
I thought this was America
I'm gonna say this.
Wait, guys, I'm not the snitch though.
I'm actually-
Hutch gotta be a snitch too.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
All right.
We hutched.
I don't know how that worked.
Hutch bought, wait,
hutch bought milk at the very beginning.
Wait, I'm the reason they found the first snitch.
Wait.
Guys, remember, I'm the reason they found the first snitch.
How the fuck did I have that?
Wait, I was gonna give you guys something to say.
How do we help by the first snitch again?
Why would we stand to vote out?
Oh wait yeah guys remember me and hodge found the first stage remember
Hodge and I got witty do you guys remember that
Listen, I'm gonna vote peanut. I'm gonna vote me. I'd be found the stage together
Not I know I know I know because when it's not you I'm voting for fucking Genji
I
Think you see brother brother. What were you doing?
It's not me though
It's insane. It's actually
shit
These guys
Okay, I need to do
What's good all over here fuck you I know you're should talk to you
fuck you.
Damn right I am damn right I am look at this pussy look at this pussy you see that you
see you look at this pussy look at this pussy dumbest motherfucker dumbest rocks dumbest rocks
boys.
you rocks maybe you saw this right I'm gonna see a piece of them I would say
beat them I'm gonna say a beat them hello who do you think it is
look at that pussy look at that one's right there you see it has to be hutch
Because I'm I'm tell me on it
I'm not I'm just not it. Wow
Just not it. I'm just not it. Okay. I've bought milk at the very beginning, right?
Why did you do see
Well, actually, I actually know it's not juicy because we saw I'm straight without alcohol
The group seems actually not this bitch and a hot house is fine the first inch
And this guy's the supervisor
What is it? What is that gonna what's that you want to get rid of the criminals don't you
Listen, I'm just saying how maybe as a good supervisor you should be trying to rest as much as you can for whatever you can right
Give yourself up
My self up. Why would I do that?
But I don't know any way you can shake without while someone's drinking another beer and then
that's it if he wasn't the drunk because I feel like the drunk is the only one that
can have that drink.
You think it's hot?
What do you mean no?
The hot tub just find the first man.
Must be hot.
I can't.
I can't see.
It's got to be hot, right?
Yeah, the drug dealer was already caught at the beginning.
You're right boys.
Yeah, I'm gonna go over here. Wait, I'm gonna go over here and yell that
Pretty safe, but you're right. I remember that. Hey guys
God, oh, it doesn't matter what you guys think or have in your head. You guys are all in prison with me
Yeah, we're all impressed. You're gonna share
Oh, hey boys
Yeah, you boys and girls
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck this whole place. Hey, you deserve prison
Can you broke into my house and steal my drugs?
Why were you at Peanut's house, Habibi?
Why were you at Peanut's house?
That's a damn good question.
Maybe we should lock him up.
Peanut, I thought you were the weirdo.
I was.
I thought you were the house of Seaproof.
No, not weirdo.
I thought you were a snitch.
No, I was the creep.
And Habibi was in your house drinking your milk.
Are you serious?
That's why I thought you were a snitch.
What the hell?
Am I retarded?
No, you're not retarded, Winnie.
You're fucking retarded.
But what's so bad about it?
Well, we gotta go back over to the bed, solid boys.
Let's see what's going on.
Let's see what these guys are talking about.
Yes, you can.
I cannot.
I can't see who this snitch is.
Between the three of you, I can't tell.
Are you, are you, like, what are you, are you,
this meeting isn't for you.
This is for us to decide who we think is.
I cannot see the snitches.
Holy shit, it burns, Indy.
Holy shit.
That's insane.
No way!
Why did he up just find the first inch?
Why does that make any sense at all?
Yeah, maybe through a free one.
I'm sorry.
I was 100% convinced that it could not be you because you helped me find Winnie.
The only thing I don't understand, Hodge, is why you wouldn't help me not get voted
I would have defended you till the end because because in that moment, I knew if I had if I had
Goosey's back
He was gonna have mine at that moment there. Yeah, I mean you could just say
Goosey to the Goulang I would have had you back because I
Yeah, I'll repeat it. I know you brother
You're you're the equivalent of having my back in video games like a hand grenade in my pocket
Yep, you could have my back and I could pull the pin and get it out
Maybe killed ten people or you could blow up in my pocket my legs are gone and I'm sad
Something's gonna blow up in your pocket what I'm doing
Ridiculous
No, no, you shouldn't have we go
Actually you were sus and then me and peanut were like how the conversation you won't
No, he goes he goes I'm trying to get these darn stitches run. Just like you guys
All right boys, that's gonna be it for me
DJ's boy, DJ's, I'm a good one, boy, no.
That's what you call it.
Called out correctly though, right?
That's why he voted any.
Wait, what do you mean?
Because whenever we were all in the meeting,
I said, you probably voted Winnie to earn our trust.
100%, yeah, no fucking doubt.
Yeah, I literally called it.
Yeah, you're a character.
That's how I was trying to make you look crazy.
Ginger, you're right.
Hubby, he didn't call on you, which definitely
made you uh hold on to you and said I know what you are and that's what I was like it's got to be
hutch because he didn't say anything about hutch yeah but i'm the one you called i'm the one who
noticed that first and i said why is he calling yeah but yeah and because of the freaking milk at
the very beginning when i and no one listens to me about that i did but then he said he doesn't
ever run some people do oh well played winners well played sorry jingy i'm sorry i should have
I'm going to sleep. I appreciate
everybody. Good night. Good
night, boys. All right. I'm
getting up. I'm getting up. This
game is pretty damn sweet. Yeah,
boys. This is a good game. Yeah,
honestly, I might play more than
tomorrow. I might with this bad
boy up tomorrow, boys. Burger
time. Absolutely. Absolutely,
I'm getting up boys.
I'm getting up.
This means this is fire.
This is water park.
Yeah, honestly, I can't believe the game got tired
of water park so fast.
I was having a good time.
I was gonna get that thing and tip top save.
Tip top save.
This is, this and water park are the best.
Oh, 10 out of 10 game.
Yeah, guys, these guys wanna make a game.
These guys know how to make a game for sure.
This is such a thing, like 10 full guys.
Like how much more should we get 10 streamers together?
These guys are the most unreliable fuckers
you've ever seen in your life.
Just look at Coxe.
I don't even know what fucking state he's in half the time.
All right, see you guys.
Have a good night, everybody.
Call Coxe, no, he would kill me.
He would kill me if I caught him right now, absolutely.
Coxe is a piece of shit.
Very well said, John, very well said.
We all agree with you.
Have a good night, boys.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good night, boys.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good night, now, boys.
Good night, everybody.
Have a good night, now, gang.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night, now, boys.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
Have a good night, now.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night, everybody.
Good night, now, gang.
Have a good one.
Good night, now, everybody.
Good night now, gang, have a good night.
Good night, boys, have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
By the way, I see a lot of guys asking,
Peter, why are you getting off 40 minutes early?
It's no longer 40 minutes early, guys.
We switched the stream times.
Instead of seven to two, it's six to one.
I hopped on an hour earlier.
Now, I will grant you that I usually am here
about 20 minutes late,
But that's why I stayed 20 minutes late.
It all adds up, it's balanced.
The universe balances itself out, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's not what we voted for, yeah, fuck you.
And I'll leave you with that.
And I'll leave you with that.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Good night now, boys.
Have a good night.
Oh word, word, word, word.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, good night now boys.
Have a good night, good night everybody.
Good night now gang, good night everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now boys.
Have a good night, good night now gang,
good night everybody, have a good night.
Good night now gang, good night everybody.
Have a good night, good night now gang,
good night everybody, rest up, rest easy.
Good night now gang, have a good night everybody.
Rest easy, good night, sleep tight and do not.
Do not!
Do not!
Get the bed bugs!
Fuck your ass!
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out of here!
For two legs please!
This one for two legs!
I can't!
This is obvious!
I'm going to go take a flight and...