TheBurntPeanut
ABI UTOPIA LOOT FEST TOURNAMENT | LVNDMARK X IMOW X TREY24K | #ABI PARTNER #BUNGULATE
09-18-2026 · 9h 42m
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That's right gentlemen you heard it right one of you lucky lucky
We'll be selected for fuck-a-fan Friday, gentlemen.
One of you lucky, gentlemen.
No, guys!
Guys, don't start typing me in the chat and doing bids and subs, guys.
It cannot possibly increase your chances.
It is completely luck-based.
But let's just say I laid down.
Okay, let's just say my pussy game good.
Jit
I've shit also I probably shouldn't be saying that because we're in a sponsor segment right now
So that's I I've already forgot I already forgot never mind that
We'll discuss that later. We'll discuss it later. We'll discuss that later gentlemen
We'll discuss it later and then also yeah, I can't believe yeah, I've already kind of fucked up
But you know whatever you will figure it out
Well, you know what that
Oh, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Got a little phone call boys. Here's a plan for that. Here's the plan for the night
We're gonna dominate this tournament easily
I don't know if you guys remember the last a bi tournament, but we got first place and they didn't even say it by the way
They put us in second place. We said judge
Judge review the footage review the footage. They were trying to keep a goopa down. They didn't want a goopa winning
They don't want to see a goopa winning and we caught up the judge they reverted it
We got first place we came back from what we came back for more, baby
We came back for more and then after that we're hopping on with the game we're playing
I think I actually don't know what we're doing all I know is gonna play some type of game and then we're definitely
Playing that trailer park game again tonight. That shit was fun as fuck. Absolutely fun as fuck
I love that game. I love the game. That's the plan for night boys a three-part a three-part
But one point two, but three, but I got happy because it's been set right out boys
Let me hop in to be happy. I'm with Mr. Landmark. Mr. Trey 24k in Mr.
I'm out. Let me hop in let me hop in boys. Let me hop in let me shoot them to let me shoot this in
I'm here boys. I'm here. Oh, dude. You only get you only got three. I got loads
No, but I can hold three on the key chain. They're like you just what you bought the new one upgrade. Oh, oh
Do I need to bring any keys boys?
I
Always start we're starting already. Oh, oh, honey. Oh, honey. I got no universe of games
This I also would like a quick meta in skate build. I think I see language. Did you send that to me?
It's in the
Okay, and that one
If you need I got I got it. I'll do that right now. Let me see. Okay
Hmm
Is everybody in the game wait for us does every kind do what we're doing?
Don't you break me this time?
They're complaining they've been wearing on you for like ten minutes. I'm not even trolling die die immediately
No, you're trolling. I'm not believing you this time. Is it we is this is this monster?
This is for the HK in the game of course. Yeah, this is an H416 setup. Okay. Let me use that
I
Joe Joe me to just send you a cold where you can just like pop it in it gives you your full gear
Yeah, that would actually work really good. That would work at very excellently. Yes, actually
Yes, do that. Yeah. Yeah. Give me two sex. I'll send you a cold. So I do not build the gun right? I do not build the gun
No, you don't have to build anything right now. Give me two seconds. I'll send you the whole cold
I whoever said that I'm out did you I'm out fuck you that was a hundred round mag on that gun
All right, keep a hundred round back. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need. No, we need a hundred round bag. I
Promise you oh star please please. Do we say?
We're already both starred the game. Yeah, well, uh, you were ready to go
We're just in this last code that we're in there
Yeah.
Yeah, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
And what do I take this in at?
So, click on, click on FreeSep, go down the bottom of your screen.
Good, got it.
And then, go.
Bam.
Easy.
Look at that, guys.
You see that?
Easy.
There it is.
Okay.
I'm in.
Where are we going?
Where are we dropping, boys?
I'm a little late.
I'm a little late.
Farmer.
I mean, oh.
I
Believe was another one
There's no way I'm late guys. There's no way I'm late. That's impossible. It's for a 404 p.m
Everybody's you know what everybody's early, and you know what I'm offended. I'm offended that everyone's early
How about that? Huh? Boom. Oh
Wait, oh, we run the flashlight on this back. Hey, John was gonna switch on him
You see one if you want, but it just makes your air go terrible
I'll recommend one just in case you in somebody's face
smell it
Taking off my helmet on my helmet was kind of screwed up. Hmm. Yeah, you do one
Check the mask to
You have Maske, you have every Maske, too, you have.
Got it, okay, I think, that's all I need.
I am good to go.
All right, if you guys need any help or any pointers,
just let me know. I'll help you out.
Also, this equipment, it puts six keys
in all of my little key things.
Is that what you want?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Okay, okay.
You've got literally the same like set up as me
And why are we running 100-round magazine?
Because when you down somebody on this game it takes about 50 bullets to kill them when they're down
Ah, of course, of course, of course, and there are there are zombies. Oh, and there's a lot of zombies
Oh God
dude that resident evil movie came out today I'm gonna see it tonight after the
shit one more week resident evil movie
there's a resident evil movie
yeah just came out today
these guys are season veterans
I know 100% be holding all of these men back
I will be guys I will be the anchor of the team
I'm the anchor of the team
and the anchor of the team
we will be there to pick up the pieces
When the team crumbles you that voice out it's all wrong and I will do my duty
We are there to pick up the pieces out of the team
Discord
Absolutely, absolutely you're all the anchor cuz you're fat. Yeah, this one does not good. I want to watch it
Oh, that's very unkind.
That's very unkind to say, Sam.
Your team immortalized me.
You have broken the morale of the team.
Now if we lose it's your fault.
What'd you say?
Are you in the lobby?
The door in the lobby?
Oh no, I didn't know we were hopping in.
Here you go.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Peter locked it in!
I locked it baby!
Dude, you had a guy staring at Google Translate.
Google translate to tell us to join the log
I was just waiting for team assignment, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, you know, airport, heavy infected.
Yeah, yeah.
At least as well as last time.
I don't know if you guys remember that last time,
but I didn't even have the game down on the show.
Dude, the last time that we remember.
The score was in sh...
He was like, dude, four fit up.
And then we won.
I
Must have been pissed as hell and we delay a lot of them. We I'd delay the tournament like an hour and then we
That one was a launch ratio, right? I wasn't even on my side. That was a lot to you
I've got great internet, but I have a
Overloaded largest case not equipped. Oh, that's fine. We don't need that. You don't need that
You can't use your case no case alone everything in moderation everything in moderation landmark
Everything everything
That's why I don't drink anymore. I do flights of logger and wine tasting
Tonight I'm having a Rosetta
With a hint of mahogany
You don't drink but you're drinking one. Is that even though I want to drink my drink five
longers. Um, it's a flight. Have you ever heard of a flight?
Like an airplane flight? Like what we're talking about?
That is also how the word is used.
Is it a flight supposed to be like a sampling?
Yes, it's a sampling, but the samples don't have a specific time.
You just do full-size samples.
Full-size samples, full-size samples.
Yes, it's like robbing the Costco sample card, but with alcohol.
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Mmm. That's be it. No, that's longer longer. It's classy be a very classy be a boys very classy very classy
Very tasteful very very very very on top and call
And yes, I've been watching a lot of sale a South Park recently yes, if you haven't done
We don't drink though. Yes. I'm tasting I'm tasting I'm tasting
Oh, you're a great first set of the logger flight. Let's just do a quick sample tasting shall we boys?
Just a quick sample tasting
You're dry
I'm getting sense of
Pine forest
People I can sense it. How many lapses me run at them like a freight train and stay roll
I was just watching I was actually just watching a clip of rush hour earlier today, so I'm fucking ready for that
I'm ready. I'm ready. We're ready. When Jackie Chan kicks that motherfucker out the window. Mm-hmm
Okay, one the last tournament we came back for another W. It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that
So Tony you're setting a free Jackie John and then peanuts the other guy right?
In like an alligator suit. Yeah, probably
I'll be Chris Tucker
What was it? Was that as in Chris Tucker?
Yeah, that's Chris Tucker, right?
Yeah, that's Chris Tucker.
Okay, I'll be Chris Tucker. You be Jackie Chan. All right.
Okay.
Okay, these two gentlemen give me the age and age.
I feel like I'm bordering on the realm of...
We might get in trouble if we...
What?
We'll start rolling with it.
Of course, of course, of course.
Thank you, ABI for sponsoring this stream of course.
That's what I suppose.
Quick shout out to the boys, quick shout out to the boys.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I thought they were waiting on us.
I thought they were starting to get in.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I thought he was yelling at old peanut.
Oh, peanut's not here.
He's already yelling at his kids again.
For sure.
Probably.
Did you see that boys?
They make us look like the bad man.
The bad peanut.
Wait, no, they're only...
It was them all along.
I
Mean does any streamer torment ever start on time no
It's five that's holy shit
Hmm. Oh, hey, am I tripping or is that is the cast is sounding like low body?
What watching little bro, oh the cash. Oh wait, what's he has a cash on?
I don't even know the teams I who even playing games
I don't know I'm not even looking at the score
Dude, Dung Doc and Quattro, dude, Quattro is like Brian's game by the way, I didn't realize that for a while.
Wait, yeah, we're the teams they said.
Dude, you know what, see Genji? Dude, you know growing up Genji used to put her feet in baked beans because she thought it like exfoliated on her some shit?
Yeah, she was home squad, so it's my hereditary, her whole family probably had baked bean parties.
Uh, oh, airport valley farm, airport farm.
Big bean.
Family.
We're talking about whole family.
She was home.
She was only her bro.
No, I don't know.
What do you think she learned it from?
She was home school.
She's definitely didn't learn that from a public school.
Where are we talking?
She learned it from her family.
I'm telling you, they all got together Saturday night.
Beat a big beat party.
Well, they're going to get you guys in the middle.
I lived through it.
You know, that's my half sister.
Gigi's your half sister.
You don't know that.
What does that even mean?
What the hell is that sister is?
No, what is that?
Like we have the same mom or dad.
Ready to down bomb that boys.
Would they just make her your sister?
Get ready.
Different that.
Uh, we, um, bomb left.
Okay.
Oh wait, I was watching the sheep.
I was watching the sheep.
I'm left.
Yep.
Got it.
Okay.
I made...
You didn't know that?
It still doesn't make any damn sense if you keep from the same mom, that's just your sister.
Oh, it's different dad.
Trey.
You're making that shit up though.
That still makes her your sister.
You guys, you might have kicked the bottom left.
Dude, what button dude?
The big, the big oddest button, Trey.
Okay, yeah, I'll let you know when it pops up and I can hit it.
Absolutely.
That's your sister.
That's your...
The lobby screen.
Prohibited items were in the container.
it says L. Get rid of your prohibited items. Trying to smuggle something in your butt,
are you? Why do you sound like Ted? Who's Ted? The bear? That is inaccurate, highly inaccurate.
I'm out wine tasting it's class it's not it's not wine tasting when you drink it out the bottle
head are my is it wine am I tasting it then it's a wine tasting I don't have a ship right now
I have a shit right now.
I don't drink wine, I thought you were drinking rangers.
Drinkin' alcohol pups.
The world may never know.
It's shrouded in mystery.
You, really, I don't even know, you know, it's, it's here, it's there, who, who don't.
It's just important not to ask questions.
It's what, it's what we must remember.
Of course.
You know they're giving shroud an air wand shake a what?
Yeah, they're naming an air wand like milkshake after him
Is it $69?
75 actually he said he wanted to charge more for it than they
Which we watch air horn
The like we're shrouded gross it out in LA right it's like the rich people grocery store where they have
$40 for a box of oatmeal. $40 for a meal? Yeah. Yeah. How would you even get to the
grocery store? It's like they didn't have a license. Well, it's like the Kaisenot
meal. What's a Kaisenot meal? Well, it's a Kaisenot's foot and they ground it up
into a fine corn meal-like substance
and they're using it as paté on specific McDonald's burger.
Oh, that has to be trolling, mate.
Trolling.
There's no way.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
How should I watch this feed?
Well, just one.
Oh, OK.
You can still, you know, hop around.
All right.
OK, that's good.
That's good, OK.
Let's go.
That's a leaf. You know, I'm looking forward to your teddy bear collab. It's fine. Yeah, I'll buy one
Yeah, oh the bricks in Braxton gang will be really excited about a hole
Such a simple the top of my heart sound how do you sound?
You sound like you're one of the sort guys out of Tommy the chocolate factory. You say you even saw your reel
You saw I came from a magical fairy play
Oh, Saliva Spud with tuna and extra beans.
Ah, here we go again.
I'm walking.
I'm walking boys.
What?
You know it's not.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
How do we gain points in this tournament? What's the objective?
Two male per kill and then loot value. Two male per kill. Do zombies give you any extra value?
No, they just give you some green disease. That's about it. Oh
Oh
I'm actually immune you can't get it twice. We're good boys. I didn't finish the sentence not me
That's that's your mind. Hey, we're winning this easy. We're winning this easy
This would be the easiest win of our lives you get it from a different type of day walker
Like the Drake baddie that's going around right now
I
Made I might go grab a 12 gauge and blow my brains out
In game
This is meet up on the TL
Tony your idea bro
No, all right, I'll be the idea. I'll be the idea
Yo, trade your idea. All right, I got us
Commander Trey!
Peanut's going first.
The leader always goes first.
That's a good leader.
Good thinking.
Good thinking, Trey.
The leader always goes first.
Good thinking, Trey.
Good thinking.
Because he leads by example.
Yeah.
Okay.
Why are we still waiting?
Try to psych us out.
Try to psych us out right now, boys.
try to psych us out right now boys. Don't let it get to your mind. We don't have a good
spawn by the way. How do you do it? Because you dress M.
No don't worry this is a good spawn. How do you want to play this? You want them to
fight it off first? Aggressive.
Oh
I feel like the other teams aren't like that just to let you guys know
They do matter yeah, yeah, yeah, you pin the hell is pretty quick
So armors actually work like normal armors now, so you actually tank damage, but headshots will like destroy people
Oh
Why the boot us yeah, I got booted you got booted right I got booted as well. I got booted
I'm out I got booted, booted
Why do you ever had that that Scottish meal Owen where they like take the
The innards of the sheep and they take it in the stomach lining
Well, you know I eat the same shit as you guys, right no, you don't
I'm being dead ass serious, right
I don't like breakthrough now, I don't like beans. I don't like I don't mind tuna tuna is not bad
But yeah, I don't eat that nasty shit
So you've never had the, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely no, no.
Our food at El Vijay is eloquent, designed flawlessly.
You're over there eating sheep anus and, and, and, and burnt toes with beans on it.
It's all garbage.
It's all garbage.
Sheep anus, goat testicles, and, and, and, and, and moose horns.
That's what you, yeah.
That's what you eat over there.
Am I right boys for slimmer baby up on that?
So peanut that's true. I was I was a London. That's true. Mm-hmm. What do you like? Do you like lamb meat?
I've never had lamb
Well, you got to try lamb because I am from the land of the of the brave and the home of the free and
a beef
Be beef
beef?
whatever meat do you know Pina except for beef?
beef chicken?
beef chicken?
beef?
chicken?
chicken?
bald eagle?
I have eagle.
squawk!
that would be about it I think.
is there another one?
there is another one.
no pork!
Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
What are we talking about, I'm back.
It's a big peanut, only knows two meats,
it's bacon and beef burgers, that's what you should tell us.
Don't say like that, don't say bacon and beef burgers.
Shit.
It's completely normal, and I actually did have a bacon beef burger last night for McDonald's.
I'm just kidding.
I actually had two bacon and beef burgers.
Double cheese on it too. No, I actually don't you know, I still listen. I have cheese beats and I'll do but I say I really like cheese
I'm burgers on that much. I really don't
What the fuck? I think I think it was rational burger day yesterday
She's just great, but I think it it
Nullifies the taste of a lot of the burger, but when you don't have cheese you can taste on you can taste the mayo
You can taste the lettuce you can taste the beef you can taste all of it
When you have cheese on there sure it's still delicious, but you're only taste in cheese
Yeah, I'm not you like point of see I disagree I think
It's gotta be the right amount sometimes they put now you
Yeah, that's all you taste
Gotta be like the nice thin ones don't she's better get the don't cheese man
I don't cheese matter the meat to bread ratio has to be perfect for the burger
I like the way you talk funny about food.
You got a lot of problems with that.
You got a lot of problems with that.
You got a lot of problems with that.
I'll be the first to say I do have problems with that.
And I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
Oh man, that's tough. I feel for you, bro. I feel for you.
There you go.
Why did they put me on an American team, bro?
I'm getting bullied out there.
Why did they put a British person on our team?
Where are the victims here?
Where are the victims?
Yeah!
What?
There?
Okay.
Shut up!
Your food is trashed, your gut is trashed, and all your streets are no bigger than an
American alleyway.
He can't even eat shit!
All right, buddy.
Oh, I can eat shit!
Oh, I can eat shit, buddy!
Yeah, or he can eat nuts!
What?
That's what I am!
You're not over there eating human!
Oh my God, we're in!
Oh shit!
But you're not over there even human. Oh my god. We're in
Me once you're just one by
Those are zombies we're gonna have a team we're gonna have a team in front of us and a team
Well, we're gonna put them down
two teams in front potentially one on our right and one in front of the trade
that might already be like looking at you on the door right there I hope they are
good
all right we take control take a booth we kind of just sit here for a little bit
it's zombies that's the yellow one dude oh my god whoever had this account
before me has go down to left mouse click yeah every time I
isn't be the thing that change your fully automatic what did he say
huh bees usually to change fully my automatic semi right yeah yeah yeah oh oh god
i think he's starting to fully auto on this game though
oh god she's a lead one too
We're just kind of
There might be a there's probably gonna be a team on the switch so care for that
I might give it that switch boys
Yeah, we can push up there if you want we give ticket booth up though we're trying to
Fucked out there.
There we go, get to the chicken booth.
Whatever.
What is that?
What is that?
Don't worry, that's Steve.
He's from a county, he's chill.
Now look at the one on top.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna go to that bad boy.
Hold on now.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on now.
Can we turn that bad boy down just real quick?
Hold on now boys.
Hold on now boys.
Why are you talking in game?
I'm talking in game?
Yeah.
What am I talking about now in game?
No.
Oh, hey somebody put my mouse button to fucking talking in!
I'm sp-
I'm sp-
What?
What? Hold on now.
Who- Who all these guys before this?
It's like reused tournament accounts. They're probably some Russian dude.
Use this, do not use this before we go in.
Why
teams and teams and in front of us I'm in the safe or quicks if you can get a
bed
We're not
Oh for fuck's sake, they're either there they're peanut
Yeah, keep coming right. Keep coming right here.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
One in front of you. One in front of you.
Yeah, yeah, one's in front too. Two, two, two.
I'm pushing back a sec.
I'm reaching there.
Three.
One's fucked up.
Fuck one up.
We're leaving this.
Push up, push up!
He's on the side.
He's right here, right here, right here!
He got me, he got me! He's on the right door, right door!
Two dead, two dead, two dead!
I'm dead.
Two dead! Two dead!
2 full dead.
1 full dead or down?
Oh he's full dead.
I'm using peanut.
There's 1 left, 1 left, 1 left.
I think we killed them all then.
I don't know, I only saw 3.
I killed 2 for sure.
I killed 2 for sure.
And he didn't die. Wait, I saw the corner in the room
Yeah, my body's in there. I know your flashlight my arm. I should be fresh because I got headshot
Well, yes, we just walked with a flat out to the door. Draven give him a point
Yeah
That bad bad bad bad
Yeah, he's a gun we're gonna all for that all for that all for dead. He was just hiding in the corner
I didn't see him. I ran by him
I
Listen boys, you got four kills honestly the best bet here is to pack all these guys and get out straight away
Okay, you start getting third. Okay guy in the doorway in front of you peanut. Go move them
I'm on the case. It's not this. No, not this. I knew that those
Okay
Oh
What am I even taking from them taking all their stacy drinks?
I'm not lying for you. Yo, yo, landmark a guy one for you. What? Oh shit. Yeah, they're coming up. They're coming up
I've never seen peanut. Don't wait. We're right here. Yeah, to me to me to me where we came peanut. Oh, yeah
We came from no, no, no, no, no. Yeah
Don't go to each we get all the rage
Just
Make sure you have the best armor available on yeah
I don't really have great armor
It looks like they push out to push up. Yeah, they're needing me. Be careful middle
I'm down
You push up the hallway, you push up the hallway
Fuck
Yeah, I got super easy Louise
Guys, you have four kills. You know, it's good woman. That was good one up
The pan never goes good on the first time, but we now that we've learned we can take it in the second back
We were a male he means I'm bad at all
They gotta switch up my controls all the keybindings were absolutely bonkers oh
God around this business person already too long absolutely fun all the controls
Brazilian Brazilian team I think
Jillian teams
They're on super high ping by the way because I got ping for the door
He's not 300, holy shit.
Yeah, he's not 300, dang boss.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I'm just going to switch some keybinds around.
Oh, we wait.
Oh, my God.
I see Dunda.
Dude, the Russians.
Oh, the first we got to switch is that mouse one for the talking.
Where's the talking one at?
Oh, key to controls.
I'm not talking.
Where's the talking button?
Oh.
Samoy wall, I don't know, Samoy wall.
Dude, what is that picture of the undertone?
Did you like 50 years old?
You look like trash to talk.
Oh, there it is, got it.
Oh, the medicine wheel.
Oh my god, dude, this is 25 medicine wheel.
last to see both of them. Oh, here we go. There we go. All right, guys, there we go,
boys. There we go. But I can't tell that's a team.
Give me a 12 year old boy. I killed Luperie. I'll lose.
We killed the visiting team. Visiting team. There's two
I
Like they're gonna ask us to take us to our leader
That's
That's my god
Kills easy
You guys cussed up there, I'm not gonna lie.
J.J. is cussing up inside.
You guys, I don't know guys, I don't know.
Oh wait, were you dead from the start?
I didn't realize.
Well, I got wall banged and it felt like it was like a red bullet.
Like I died.
Close.
Yeah, and I had to put literally a hundred bullets into two men.
Dude, they got downed Tina and tried to hunt showdown him.
With the Molotovs.
They got me quick.
I mean, one shot, I was on the ground.
one one more it was over for me I saw my life flash before my eyes I saw my dad
teach me to ride a bicycle I saw me getting in the college and then I was
there on the bicycle let alone ride it it's complicated it's complicated it's
very complicated I'm just gonna he's got a baby seat did you see these toilets
they're putting in New York City dude yes
China bra you be shitting when you go to China family or you just hold it in I
Have taken many shit to say be shitting when you go to China town. I have
They don't have high-tech toilet they got ways in the ground
That's only in the night clubs. They all tell I was in dude
Yeah
Japan that has a little hole the ground you poop in it
No, Japan has the logo toilets that blow dry your butthole after you wash it.
Yeah, Japan's got the toilets that like jork you and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Japan has the future toilets.
Yeah.
I do want to go visit.
You gotta, you gotta carry your own toilet paper if you want to poop in
public in China.
Yeah, but New York City, they're adding that you gotta carry your time or
Anywhere in the bathroom public wait what you see that
Apparently from what I saw what they have they have a ten minute timer on the public toilets in New York City
It's gonna open the door the time runs out
20 seconds to shit
No, you get up you got a whole and immediately
Wipe and it's still poop you wipe again
Timers in the city though
Bro, it's New York City. What do you mean? They have people living in the bathrooms? They're trying to get him out
Like what bathrooms though public living in the bathrooms? Oh, yeah
Yeah, but like get a homeless guy living in the stall. Yeah. Oh, like in like the subway
itself in a Starbucks bathroom. I didn't even know those bathrooms in the subway. Lock himself
in a star. Well, no, I like the train station on about the subways. There might be. And
see you live in here. We come and see you live in here. We come and guys living in there.
He is so sheltered. No, I'm not
something I just don't live in a
diarrhea state like New York.
I've that's not sheltered.
You live in a garbage pizza crab
state. Well, that's okay.
That's a different.
We we need like in game team
companies to fuck you fuck you.
You should everyone should have
to void.
No, no, no, do you know when
the cast of do a listening yet?
He lives in Texas listen see all you want about Texas, but I don't have to knife find a homeless person just to take a fence in a subway
What you want say what
Over in Starbucks, all right
Makes you read your fist to cops because you might have to take a quick poop that day
The new york bitch generated picture of big jay kills me every time
It's like completely
You're scared alone. Well, it's Jake, Genji, Macha. Who else?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good team.
Well, G.L. and Jake are almost...
Yeah.
Hey, guys, the people that we faced on a scale from, like, least
fast in the tournament to best in the tournament.
I would say they're probably one of the worst teams, except for this girl.
What about the second one? What about the second one?
No, no, no, the second team.
I don't actually know who they are.
I don't know.
I don't know the second team.
You're magging him.
Okay, mystery.
Yeah, he's magging him right now.
Mystery.
Don't even know him.
Don't even know him.
I hate to ruin our high of wiping the team,
but I will say I think they might have to be
the worst team in the tournament.
There's no world where you want to take the lead.
That we wiped.
Who did we kill?
Because I ran in.
There was a dude behind me in the corner.
Let me run by him kill his teammate then leave the room and then I look at my chat
And it's a wall of people saying in the corner, so I run back in the room and he's still
I don't want to shatter your bubble, but at the same time you finish the sentence worst team in the tournament
I had a first-time chat coming here and said
Hey great play comma GG exclamation point
So that might be that might be that
I'm seeing play bro common gg x-mas no those are the pots those are the pots
Yeah
Last time dude, yeah, but that's they're just on twitch
Bots yeah, there's like these bots that go around like FPS dreams
They're like sick play
Insane wow nice cock. Whoa
Insane
Yeah, really smooth plays. Wow this stream is goaded for real
I've seen that chat before now that I think about it. You 100% out there everywhere someone's like training in AI
Goaded for real. Yeah. Yeah. Wow this stream is goaded for real. Whoa, and then they say lol type shit
the entire team. I don't know. Yeah, that's what I say. I don't know.
That shit. I said, forget about a cup cup on the brawl.
We should just last two teams and then that one guy that's alone.
And Doug, yeah, this game is pretty much over.
Jake's team is fully alive.
And Jake's team is going to extract.
You know what they're Jake's team's doing, what he kept trying to get us
to do in that one tournament that I was way too impatient to do.
and then he kept getting mad at me because I didn't talk to him.
What is he trying to do?
Well, Jake likes to like, what they'll do is they'll hide for like the first 15 minutes
and then they'll just like, ape somebody.
Like, they'll all be hiding. Remember you like,
they'll just like hide in that one bedroom and shit?
I don't know where they want to extract.
Organs one bedroom and then once everybody fights,
they'll jump out and just like scare you in third party.
Which is smart, but it's like, dude, I can't.
Hell nah, dude.
Are you a pussy?
No!
You wanna hide?
No! We are lions!
You know why I should be up in a notch?
I should be going around talking in game.
Let's strike theater and we touch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the next team we see, we're gonna give them a war cry in game.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Give us a little test run.
That's it.
Rrrraaaah!
There you go. There you go.
I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
It just shivered me timbers. I'm shaking.
I'm shaking, shaking, shaking.
I want to...
really, really excited when I talk about this, let's see.
This is going to play for real.
GG LOL.
What does this have a prize?
I know.
Dude, I'm pissed. They got rid of the prizes. The first tournament we won, they said, nah, no prizes.
It's kind of bad what the powdered stuff. Yeah, what do you even use that for?
You can catch me to half Rose's regular peanut butter. No, it's half. It's half
What do you want to reach? It's still next a little water you mix a little water
Boys turns into
That's a look that could burn a whole three right there boys
Yeah, I tried it in like shakes
It's not like peanut butter balls. Yeah, and it's not even that
More favorable
I think I just peanut butter process the black hoodie on he's got the black
My favorite when you go to five guys and you just rip them in half and you just suck out
the insides and you drop the dead parts on the ground.
Those are my people.
Those are my people.
Those are my people.
We've suffered long enough without you whooling in, destructing our people.
enough without you to hooligans, just creating our people. This conversation will cease. It'll
be no more.
Have they left it? By the way, what the hell is John Donk doing? Is he taking the city
ground?
Dude, this is classic Dunduk right here, boss. That's a full Russian team, dude.
Well, Russian team?
Yeah, they're going to be in here till the very end, red numbers.
Yeah, those Russians don't do anything to win. They're dedicated. They're determined.
I didn't realize he played this game.
We must. He took me until like last week to realize that the dumbbell was masochist, dude.
I
I'm getting word that we're third space boys. Is that true? Oh really? Yeah. Well, consider we wiped the team without them doing anything
Yeah, but they're gonna have more kills than us
Well, maybe no more kills actually
Jake's team I think got a full wipe and lose
Did they kill the Russians in Dunduk, by the way?
Oh, I think they killed the Russians.
Yeah, I think they killed three Russians in one government.
Three Russians?
Yeah.
We killed one Brazil team.
16 Czechoslovakians.
We're watching GL-40 in...
They just dropped their own stuff.
Died, though.
So what happened to the Brazilians?
Did they just extract?
We killed the Brazilians!
We killed the Brazilians!
We killed the Brazilians!
We killed the Brazilians!
We killed the Brazilians!
We killed the Brazilians!
the Brazilians know the other Brazilians if you'll ask to brazilian
Dean probably they probably left with our shit
Chama Chama
I mean Brazilian what the hell does Chama even need that's a brazilian
if we know that I'm sorry your mom's Facebook don't group next week I hope
So to see you there.
Where's Officer Rand?
I don't know.
He's not playing this one.
He's not playing this one.
You're off to one.
Oh my God.
I'm going to do a, I'm going to this Renfest thing tomorrow.
Right.
Uh-huh.
And they put out a statement last week and said furries are banned.
Like you can't be a furry at the Renfest.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
There's that.
I am not going to be the one to deliver the news to Clunk's noise.
What have you guys actually doing?
Is it worth going anymore with no furries?
Probably not.
I don't know.
That's a deal breaker for me.
That's a deal breaker for me.
You might find a nice wench.
Nice, a nice wench there.
What's the Rin Fats?
Like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that explains it.
Thanks guys.
Lords and ladies and and you drink hello here. Yes, there's an wenches gestures and winches
King of the burdens
Martha would be king
Renaissance festival is well, I don't I know what was called the Renfest if you call it the Renaissance festival
I could probably I could buy pizza at one together. Yeah, you're the rent rent for short
I've been to medieval times that one place where we
Way more way more titties at the Red Fest way more and more alcohol and more
It ain't going medieval times
What are these guys up to?
The rent fair is more like medieval thighs not times
I'm hoping I'm awake by the time the next one starts
Oh, it's like the middle of the day. What are you falling asleep for?
I'm self-sounding. I don't do well with it.
Maybe we should do a round of team affirmations.
Eyeball, I like the way you died immediately before doing anything.
All right, I'm out where your ancestors died immediately and
I'd like to go another time I'm out. I like the way we jacked your shit and started a new country
Are you going to like you go this would fight
You can't hear you. You can say anything you want.
Oh, I love the way we took all your tea at the root of the water.
Good work. Good thinking. Good thinking.
Okay, now the team is closer together and morale has been boosted.
That's what it's all about. Here we go.
I feel so much better now.
Me as well. Me as well. Absolutely.
Hmm
These guys are really taking this
The tickets to that shit sell out like instantly dude for like the entire song. Yes
It's people are selling like like scalping them for like
$400 a ticket. You mean with a little more days. Oh, it's you leave it was do who was paying that your website
Is there a third place is your one time here might we don't know $5,000 for a $50 90 right now
Yes, is there a leaderboard for the game that we did that we know of
So how you would know we're in third place, I think we're in first place
I think we're at least in third because we know one team only got one kill and we got four kills
Everybody's finally heading out Dan duck is finally heading out as well
This guy. I'm Johnny. Holy shit. Holy crap. He's looking for a new apartment or something
This guy's literally just been circling around the map for 15 minutes to a nothing.
Yeah, they got to shorten these raids, I think, for this tournament.
It's actually this one was way too long when people are milking.
They just shorten this up, boss.
Well, you just walk it around.
You think really good squad play?
It means your back hurt.
I have to carry the team like that.
Guys, I do not consider it a favor.
I consider it my duty, I consider it my duty to carry their steam to victory, to excellence, to the winning circle.
Alright, here we go.
AI photo looks beautiful, peanut is orange and round as always.
Tony.
Yeah, fuck yeah dude, don't even, I got nothing bad to say about that.
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm out.
You weren't here.
I'd like to give you an affirmation.
I like how you talk like the second option on my Siri Maps device.
I'd also like to thank you for making our country look good every day.
Honestly, today, do you have a second one?
Do you have a third one?
Do you have a third one?
A third one, perhaps?
Yeah, I gotta think dude. I want to say I bought I bought like patio furniture off
Facebook Marketplace and the dude that I bought that shit from looked exactly
like you. Maybe you want to see me? Are you sure he's happy? Yeah, and it just reminded me of that and I do like that patio furniture so I associate you with that and I want you to know that thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm gonna get the crusty stock from underneath the bed tonight for you, okay?
Woo! That's the highest British honor. There's no honor higher.
By the way, by the way, you can go and do Previous Raid, by the way.
Previous. So, so go to storage and then, uh, reset build and then most recent rate.
Oh, yeah, there it is. Look at that. Thanks.
Make sure I don't put no armor on you there.
Oh, God. Oh, that was me. That was me on the big screen.
You guys see that?
Yeah, that was the Russians that base team was fighting, by the way.
that happened. I don't think it did. They had so much.
It's like Apollo Creed and Rocky 4.
We didn't get to report.
Mm.
Remember at the very start, right?
Samoilov was carrying away some of his teammate's gear, so...
I still can't get over the fact how quick I died,
and it was body shots. I'll check the death recap.
The guy hit me seven times.
It felt like I got hit by a red ammo in the head.
Joe Rogan just passed away.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
No, you fucking lying, bro.
I swear, bro. Again.
Guys, guys, you can type all your crap in this chat.
Don't infect them with your garbage.
Don't go there and infect them with your bullshit.
You can type it over here.
I knew it instantly.
I knew it immediately when it happened.
Immediately.
Poisonous.
one. Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I'll watch the other. Oh, it's out.
I thought they were making a new one.
No, I suppose I'll see that.
I'm watching two of them. No.
Boys, I sell the first two toys for as well.
The new spider man was pretty good. It was I.
What? You OK over there?
Peter, don't I'm just thinking I'm thinking real hard.
Are you sad about Joe?
Very sad, yes
What would you say the preset brother put a bus and helmet on you didn't yeah, I put a busted out with on me
That's I try to get it
Sell all the bustles of the vendor won't do that anymore. Well, hold on. I gotta see what you want to bust it
Oh
I'm selling oh, yeah, I'm selling those we got it. Those are those are there
Okay, why is my chat saying hashtag Molly peanuts?
What?
Mollie peanut?
Yes, sir.
Don't listen to your dollars.
They're witches and warlocks.
You gotta listen to them.
They only want the worst for the team.
They're offering stubs.
Do you know?
Come on.
Just one.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
I've got Jimmy John's I got the turbo lettuce
Yeah, why the fuck did you get Jimmy John's first? Well, because I never had a bell and but people were swearing by the idea
Do you got to try it? So I try Jimmy John's over Mike's
Well, because I've never had it before it was like dude. It's actually gonna go try it. I tried it next thing
You know, I'm shit and liquid for weeks. We can't use our case anyway twice
We got it.
We got it.
Is the poo lettuce gone now?
Jimmy Johnson's a waste of it's so stupid.
I don't know.
Is the poo lettuce gone now or not?
No, hell nah boss.
I don't know but I've been risking it.
I've been risking it too. I have talked about twice last week.
I got diarrhea every morning so I don't even know if I tell the difference.
Boom.
mate you may have a check and rape you let us have an underlying problem yeah I
don't have a bidet why you're safe like that you don't have a bidet kind of
racist questions that wait so what are you done I'm a peanut oh it's like the
bottom is full of poop oh the bottom is not full of poop I'm a peanut it's
It's peanut. It's full of peanut.
He?
Not!
Well, not.
Let me go through the other questions, Mr. J. I'm here at your service.
Also, you're still bad for my russer-pussy.
Oh, oh, oh.
What's the-
I'm for Tray. I'm for Tray. I'm for Tray.
I just want you to know that I didn't make that decision and I didn't know until after it was done.
But I certainly did reverse it.
Oh, yeah, man.
That's my name.
There's a new lobby, by the way. You have to leave that one.
Oh, we gotta leave this one. Okay.
A new lobby.
I just keep balling.
How do I? I will leave.
Leave?
Oh, and then you join valley up.
Five matches.
We've got, wait, how do I get, wait, can you put me up on airport?
We got to leave, it's behind the pina.
Behind the pina.
It's me, it's my most night first one by the way, this game.
It says leave, dude.
You almost had it.
Oh, no, I see a guy, guy watch.
Behind the peanut. There you go. There we go. There we go. Oh
Wait, there's a gay value cap on it
What'd you give our cap under 900 K wait hold on a minute
Yeah, it says under 900 K wait, it says my current equivalence class 6 which exceeds the required class 5
Wait what I can't use my
I don't know. Oh
Wait, hold on a minute. That's like I don't know if it's gonna
Well, he was a dude who did the horn honking BS. Yeah, it's this fucker
These are the ones that punch the color outside of the pants and held down the order button for 24 hours.
This is the way we're doing this.
What is it supposed to be done?
This supposed to be like, three hours?
Yeah, three hours.
I'm pretty convinced, boys, that we can't use these kits.
What? Are you sure it's not a mistake I'm bearing?
Alex this is lockdown right so we can't use t6 yeah, yeah
I'll show you I'll show you what to do peanut go to
Go to where you're like here is gonna configure gear
Oh, go to helmet. Yeah. Yeah, got it. You got it and then look at the helmets and then maybe get a dude
What's the best level five helmet that's good, right?
You're gonna wear a Gs to so they the old three H. Oh three H. Yeah, it looks like an expo and then
The best level five armor is the
The best level 5 is the BT6 but it all depends on like what gun you're gonna ask because the gun is the most expensive part about it
I'm gonna put a damn 936
This is like too always the best level 5 I'll break it was you get the BT6
But you might just want to use a cheaper one so you don't
Bend too much because you have to be under 900k
How the fuck am I going to get under 900k?
Oh, dude.
Oh, God.
This is like...
Oh, no.
Oh, dude.
926 on peanut and then GSS or GS2's.
Oh, God.
Oh, this job is just...
Oh, God, this job is just...
Okay.
Wait.
What was the last thing you said to do?
Well, your helmet's not going to matter too much.
So you could actually go in with like a cheaper helmet.
helmet like click on new along and yes gun yeah I'm going on top of here I think
tap up yeah we just we're we just start taking things off our god how bad
we really need a shot how much this map you get you're gonna need a scope
yeah dude okay just use a late use three lasers we three leases I think I do
make the gun a little bit cheaper hmm I'm trying to build like a kid here that
might do good for us oh I need to get my kick out 144 thousand $950 dollars
the mag out if I don't know search oh man what if I what oh my I'm going no
bag dude wait the mag wait but yeah guys guys I got your gun helps I didn't
You shoot more than 20 bullets that last round and I've got 100 round magazines, I'm gonna take that thing out.
Can you load or the mag in your bag? Surely, right?
No.
Oh yeah, you can do that.
Oh you're just taking it out of the Godwench.
I'm at 984 now, I did a 926, a light new OH3 helmet and took the mag out.
Wait, I'm bringing a rush bag, dude, isn't that probably beneficial? Should two of us bring rush bags?
It looks like other people bring the big bags yet.
Fuck up. Yeah, the rush bags are bought positive space, too
Should have at 960, what can I do to get 60? I'd buy an 84
But I need to see about 82 thousand five hundred sixty
Change the rig. I like headphones in my bag. You can change the rig. Do a different rig. Yeah, do a fa multi-rig
Just do a different rig
Okay, I'll be at 9-11.
I'll be at 9-11.
I'll be at 9-11.
She's uncle, she's working.
Hey, landmark, on your helmet choose not new, but newer.
I didn't like new.
And then do your arm and then do my job.
Here we go.
Then we get the rush bag.
Dude, I've done it.
BT6.
I'll find the rush.
I've got a load out here that actually looks like it's going to work.
I've done it 888.
Can't do the beachy sex too much money
You do a nine to six balls, I don't think you can't take the scopes off right it doesn't let you do that anymore
No, no, so a go of a nine to six check rig a camping backpack
We're gonna need
Would you show me a thousand five hundred over capital I got
I'm at 848 now with a smaller bag.
I'm at 911.
I'm looking Team Chat.
Looking Team Chat.
Whee.
Bang.
Whee.
Oh.
888.
What's my head shed?
Oh, GS2.
I'm at 848.
F8 Morty.
F8 Morty?
F8 Morty.
What?
A moment.
F8 Morty.
F8 Morty?
F8 Morty.
What?
A moment.
F8 Morty.
F8 Morty.
F8 Morty.
F8 Morty.
I can't wear the BT-6, but I can wear a 9-2-6.
Yup, how many people are probably just gonna like kill you just as fast now?
Everybody's gotta have a 9-9-5, right?
Probably.
A couple tasty drinks are here.
And some bombs.
I feel like the gun's more important, honestly.
And some phantom out.
Bam, I'm at 8-72.
I'm good to go, boys.
Good work
Now we got boys out guys
Kind of wish you would play something other than tar-com
Are you a stupid person are you a stupid person are you a stupid person?
case the hell is going on right here isn't you guys see them we need a
face shield I'm gonna be honest no I don't even think you're gonna get
here in the hands you dead anyway true true true true okay I'm ready to go
guys all right bottom left ready up okay okay I generally think this might
actually be the most exciting map of the the tourney especially with these
these kids. Why do you see that? Because, like, you aim for a head, you're gonna get
a kill. You're not gonna down somebody. I don't wanna die. I mean, you jackasses told
me not to put a face mask on. Come here. Oh, you got no face mask. What the hell?
What the hell?
What's your bitches in here?
Try and get me killed.
No, I'm gonna be serious with you, bro.
Like the face masks is not really gonna protect you much.
I promise you.
Alright.
That's the 84 face mask.
They're gonna be sure to wear it on their face.
Dude, you have to ready up like yesterday too.
Me?
What?
Yeah, he was in here.
What?
Let me tell you something.
I'm about to lay it down.
I'm about to, I'm about to lay it down.
I'm about to put my whole pussy into this rain.
I'll tell you that right now, boys.
And nobody defeat me.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Put your pussy in it.
Oh, I'm putting my pussy in it.
Everybody's going down.
Oh, no, everybody's coming down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, nice. You guys got Rush-
Nice, nice. Rush-tack.
Got Rush-tack.
Cool.
Apparently, FBI was watching me.
But when I said I'm going to put my whole pussy in it.
That's good, though. That's good.
I will strike sooner into the heart of the enemy!
Hell yeah, am I right boys?
Am I right boys?
Should have worn that.
Are you 100% sure that I need to face you?
Listen, they shoot you with a face shield on, you're dead regardless.
It does not stop a 9-9-5.
You might have to take one if you take it out.
That's what they all say.
The only reason I'm using one right now is because I can actually afford to use one.
I can't afford I'd say that like $28,000 worth of room. Oh
You could probably put one on then so I go back
Yeah, go and do great. You got 90 seconds
How do I do it?
Click on the mask icon on top and then
Do you think y'all smart?
Money beds. He was smart. Yeah, huh?
I know I get me hold on now. What's that red stuff on your face? Where'd you get that?
That was my tactical goggles
How I get that
So basically I can see further in distance with these
What
Yeah, I got like so you can only see 100 meters because of the clouds like the fog I can see 250
That sounds highly important. How do I get that?
Yeah, you're gonna drop down and all 360 squat three times and say mama
Whatever it takes I gotta get those guys
Challenges no, they don't do any from there. They're just cost matters. I'm the challenge
Why are you didn't ready up?
play the game holy fuck settle down Santa yes we're going in just a few
seconds right about I know what time did they say this was gonna finish for
you guys this is three hours so it's a movie tickets 845 845 Eastern better look
up a show because you're missing them that movie yeah well on you got like 20
That's a previous
Every time to do this fucking penis
You were doing the lead.
Oh, sorry.
He's stuck in the same thing.
What do you mean?
He's stuck in the same thing.
What do you mean?
I'm not.
What?
Oh, try it.
Wait, give me one more try.
Go ahead.
One more try.
Okay, you ready?
We'll understand our positions again.
100%.
I'm rebelling
Nailed it. Nailed it.
I'm so excited. The energy in here is electric.
The energy in here is electric, baby!
Okay.
All right!
We're about to kick ass, boys.
We came here to Bob Gunn's kick ass, boys.
And we're all alive right now.
I feel alive.
I feel like I got struck by lightning.
Woo!
I
Take what I'll tell you what is it a flight of wine. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't say wine. Don't say why don't say it
Oh, I should have to get my second flight of longer. I'll be right back
I'm trying to I'm trying to save his health a flight of logger. I'll have you now
I'm out that the doctor said I drink a healthy amount right after I lied to him about
I'll be right back. He looked at your liver enzymes. It was like, holy shit
So he's not ready enough Bay then what's going on? Oh, man
Reach recheck you're on the streams. He's not ready
I
Guessing is this team
Peanut why was your doctor asking about drinking during a prostate examination?
Oh well after well you was gonna be a rag and some water and
He came back in the room shirt off of course and he said how much do you really drink and I said to be a
Two beers a night.
He said, are you drinking right now?
I whipped out the flask.
I said, just a little something to keep the edge on.
Keep the shakes down.
I said two and I, he goes, that's very healthy.
I did not tell him that it was voodoo ranges.
But I did, I just told him it was regular beer.
But honestly, the way I think about it
is if he says two beers is healthy
and I'm drinking two voodoo ranges at night,
I'm at least in the ballpark.
at least in the ballpark healthy.
You know what I mean?
This is in the ballpark.
I'm going.
Not me.
Not me.
I'm in the ballpark.
I'm close.
I'm close.
As long as it is there.
I can't wait any longer.
The pound is the Russian team.
They're not ready to.
Oh my god.
It's always the fucking Russians, isn't it?
It's because they're min-maxing each last bullet.
We had to beat these motherfuckers in the Cold War
Now we gotta beat him again
Yeah, what you this is gonna be like time to be some of these guys we gotta get in here
You know, this is why we beat them to space peanut. This is why yeah
They said to dog under space
We said oh my god and I'm ready to get there's no fucking way I'm gonna scream
I'm sorry. Well, that you keep is just
either disqualified. That's GQ technical foul on the field. Red guard minus 10
million Russian started the 15 yard line. They have to live in Russia. So even
right off for us
uh... why are they not in their discord?
dude i'm watching... i think somebody else just came to talk to me. i'm pretty sure i'm
watching the dude
the kid on and he's like
oh my god snails pays dude
is that the recurrent guy?
Please just pick a kid, bro. It doesn't matter. What help me using you gotta get your head taken off
No, we got a min-max. We got to kill those guys first just it just like me in the game or no
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not definitely doesn't see other Russians squad
Yeah
Here we go
Now come on oh
What celebration time come on come on now bring it back now y'all
Branson come on
You got it you're gonna give it a bit more
Come on straight get in get in watch your stride
I
Like the energy on this team boys
We're going in there boy
I just want to point out I
I want you guys to know that I don't have any painkillers make sure you put your bags in your gun if you take them out
Oh my god
It regional team leader assistant
Where
I don't know where to go.
Right!
Fuckin'-
You're the strike squad.
You're the strike squad.
What the fuck?
We hit him there!
Wait, hold on.
I think we should play strategically.
You guys should be the anchor of the team.
Oh, I'm down, I'm down!
I'm out of gun, I'm out of note.
I'm hurt, I'm hurt bad.
He's up there.
Oh my god!
Ahhhh
Boys, I don't feel like we're going to last.
Who was your first clue?
Lick it!
Do you want to show up with me?
Peanut, you're on your own.
Come, come, come.
Peanut, hide.
Come, come, come.
I blame Trit.
Need to.
I got this, I got this.
Witness me, witness me.
Witness me! Witness me stuck! I'm stuck!
Dude, they're gonna push Peanut, you can snipe them up.
I'm gonna try. Oh, he left you dude.
What? What? What? Benghazi, Benghazi 13 hours.
Hillary Clinton.
I don't know. I don't know where to go here. I'm not gonna lie. I'll just pay for kills.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's ratting.
There are other happy dudes.
I can't see my zilling. Where's my zilling?
You zero.
Locking.
What do you think of me? Can they not pick with you?
I'm just, I'm just just glad.
I
Guess it can they don't peak Rob where I'm at
How do you repeat down here?
Yeah, they're in the wall up there where you're looking, yeah.
Just concerned about this team on my left team on my right.
Guys, can they not peek from this rock up here?
I don't think so, though.
No, no.
You're in a fucked up place, I'm not going to lie.
And under him bro, like in between you guys.
Under him?
Under him?
I swear there's some of the other one.
Hey, there's one out behind me.
Maybe it was just like past that rock.
Yeah.
Which we're going to figure out a way to get me.
They're going to figure out a way to get me.
I don't know where it is, the way it is.
They're going to figure it out.
This guy sees me.
He's so far, he's so far.
You're a bitch, man.
What's up, grape?
You're a grape?
Ooh, you bitch!
Eh.
My biggest issue here is that there's a little tip if you run like 45 degrees back left, you know.
45 degrees back left? That way? Or that way?
Yeah, no, no, not that way. Not that way. That way.
Got it, got it, got it.
I said I'm kind of good where I'm at.
Well, you gotta... No, I don't think you're good, bro. I don't think you're good.
I want the move on! Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
I mean, I mean, I mean it!
Hey, we're out of there, baby!
Hey the budget be careful
The budget, the budget, the budget
What's safe?
I gotta be concerned about this team on a, on a, on a fire
You just call you, you just call you a peanut safe
I don't know
Why do they leave so moist?
These are extra moist today
They're happy to see me
That's a peanut bush
YUMBIG
you're going to kill me you're going to kill me
I'm guessing that's your call these
I
Should do it a little bit you do
To do a little bit you do
My way that bush for you you like it you like this bush. It's pretty nice. Oh
Look how it's sprouting is to happy
I'm lagging my kids
I
Said
I
So there's a team over a small factory that has to come my way to extract eventually you can they should be here
I don't know where to put it.
Can they shoot me here though?
I don't know how to.
I don't think they're going to find you dude, I like this.
Are they going to get a ton of sound?
Yeah, when you keep moving.
Making a good spot to look forever.
They could a good spot
We're five wood we're buying guys we're fine we're fine boys
The guys should just go around kill these guys being too good
No guys those guys are those guys are sisters sister boys
Those guys are sister boys
I
Was gonna say with the accuracy that he had on me from that distance. That was a good shot
You close it close it close it close I can't help you there, brother
Yeah, I'm sure you're flaking out and fuck these guys come down. They're not gonna come down
You should go kill another team. I'm gonna kill these guys. I can't these guys have nothing but she's your boys
Yeah
go out there. Oh, I got you. I got you. Where is he? Oh, okay, got it. Um, look east,
like east of you, bro. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
How are they down? There we go.
What do you see him? Sorry about what do you see?
I saw that there. Oh, that down here.
Is there a team cheer what for that one or no yeah, there's a team on that
Okay, yeah keep looking that way
But I can't in the wheat fields
What do you know about wheat?
Oh yeah they're trying to have a little spit right towards it
I
Another another one right off this time. I think he's down
One van off backwards
I'm straight
Locking tough watch we could try
It's this yeah, I can't change my zone because it's on
I'll be there people over here to the what 30 this you see this you see
that's gonna be the last guy you can just fuck it up it's gonna be the
statues there's no scouts it's only zombies there's no scouts it's all
these zombies no no they're all scouts they're all scouts you sure 100%
Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, I see that I see that guy
Oh
My
Oh, oh my god, he has 90 out of 90 BT 6. Have me I had shut this guy directly
Right we just there's ammo count for money like in the tournament
I'm all I'm always crazy
It's 11 out of
You can take all the other cheap
Okay, okay, but that solo is over here. Yeah, I'm on the way
Do you
Why is it so foggy?
We're gonna get you nothing.
We can get you nothing.
We're...
You almost have to be on top of this mountain over here too.
I can't see anything, it's your buggy.
Yeah.
You don't have to fuck with that.
I'm gonna fuck with that.
Oh yeah.
Mmm.
How sure do you hear that he's here?
Wow, the scab was sure in it.
Mmm.
This guy might be just wrapping the hole into like how to move
I'm pretty sure this guy is an old
Matzger helmet so that's good. Audio is gonna be pretty shitty. Okay. I got it
Okay, I'll move up which he's in this long cabin short of your family having a life
Before I push up there. I already peeped out of you yet there
I heard something I heard shop up there. Yeah
What?
KK!
Wait, I'll just...
...take your hand.
Oh boy.
You got a stone grenade, Peanut.
Uh, yes, she's a dude!
She's talking on the top of that.
I got you, I got you!
I got you!
YUMMY!
Perfect.
I don't know.
What? Do we get him?
What was that sound?
I don't know. Dead scab. All socks.
Is that you?
This guy shoot right here.
You said a scab? Yeah, the scab's shooting at him, bro.
You got him? Who's shooting behind us there?
You guys, who's shooting behind us?
I'm not
We who the hell is that snap to dad? I see what he's shooting out to the right. He's shooting 95
I think
Oh, there's a statue Johnny's
This is a certain left. I thought I was gonna get my cap take it off right there
Oh, I'm gonna push over here. I wish she was going on. I wish she was crack-a-lackin'.
I think Jake's team's still in right now. Uh...
I'm gonna, I'm gonna loot up on this guy, I just chill, I think.
Cause that looked like a solo. I hit him in the body for the second shot.
We're lootin' the other two bodies from the first fight.
You guys are still definitely on top of this hill, boys.
Where, where they at? Where they at?
I'll drop this hill, I'll drop this hill.
Go, go, go!
Where are these bodies up by the?
I think in the woods, right ahead of you.
On that.
Fucker.
They're like over here.
She fucked, she fucked. He bit slid.
I think I still have one here.
There's three all dead in the line.
Fucker, they're fucking shit.
Two of them eat cobs.
All two of them eat cobs.
I
Keep an eye out that you're not like
Rather now buddy
Could be here when I aim I think they're past the cabin
Yeah
Not all I
Yeah
They're across the road. Yeah. Oh, don't know. Oh, there was on this part. Oh, yeah
You know fine, well, no, I'm a fight but there was a guy by the left
I heard him running and smuggling around but now I don't hear them walking. I can't tell me right away
Wait, no, they thought the finer fair still bro. No, there was definitely these ones here. There was a man
Right here on the other side of this rocks. I swear it
No, they were in like more dense woods
You know ran across the street to get to the cabin almost positive
I'm just gonna get out of here.
Right there.
Right out of here.
Shhh.
Did I just...
See us or not?
I'm just gonna get out of here.
You see that
I used to run for it. I swear it
By the thousand stars by the big dipper there's a man in front of me
Yeah, I'll pop this hill.
Oh no, I like my ear.
He's lurking in the shadows.
Maybe I don't know if the shadow of this game is-
I think it's for your aim, bro.
I'm familiar.
Oh, top?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Beep, beep, beep, open, boys.
Beep, beep, beep, open.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Well now you can either sit on your pussy down here
I'm gonna go up there. I'm gonna give him one for how much can you hear a person comes walking?
Yeah, you either a loud or you
Robbie Robbie Robbie comes
You can't peak this rock or this wall, right?
No.
Okay.
I'm going under the guise of the shots.
Hmm? Hmm?
It's the time he takes his shot, I take a step.
It's either military tactical training or tactical stratism.
I don't know what your armor was mine fuck 76 one was mine
They're shampoos. I don't know who they're stipend up and they're stipend
In front of me
There's a guy like right here
He's down the hill cuz I don't see a passion mighty he sounds alone
get back on him
in between you guys coming up to be not good yeah yeah yeah there's more guys
might know more guys might know you should have a good vision on it right
buddy right right there right there yes right there right there right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep. All over there.
I don't think they can eat that while I'm here.
That's Jake's team. Honestly, Pino, come back.
Leave the guy on the run that I just killed for you.
I think he'll get piqued. He's like literally...
You want me to make some sound while you aim? Yeah, I'll make some sound.
No, no, no. You're good.
No, don't kill you before he kills you.
There's an SPS guy to my right.
Well, I don't know what the hell you're expecting me to do about that.
I can't get out of here.
Yeah, I know. I need to get out of there in nine minutes.
Nine minutes with my extraction
You get out of here
This is really good ranks but because no matter what they see first I think
I'm not exactly fucking John Wick over here or I am sure they heard me thumping around
not farting about two minutes ago as well.
I'm trying to pick up on my scent.
They can smell it.
That was a...
That shot was not good for me.
Shhhh
Shhhh
Call it, call it
Call it
UGH
UGH
You got it
You got it
Yep
WEEEEE
AHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
Careful out there, boys.
Now that was so strong, guys.
She's got you legitimately just the best plans
in the whole game.
I think it was the Brazilians.
That was the Brazilians?
Well, it's got killed by a Brazilians.
Okay, that's the three of them.
He killed them like that, cause he's 300 ping, dude.
He probably stared at you for a second.
My flick was insane.
The way he knew- No, he didn't know, guys.
He was looking straight forward off the mountain,
and then I started shooting.
And I mean, he flicked me.
He gave me the business.
and prepare for the tears.
Which one I beat it?
Is it my turn?
Off down?
Yes, we had her paying.
I know he's got to be in the pink.
So I was probably sitting there for about two and a half minutes reading a book,
taking a sip of tea while he was looking over that mountain.
completely away. Yeah, that was that's probably helped him just
just to admit that he probably arrived on that mountain yesterday
and we just saw him around there. Is it 85? I'm going to
leave. I'm going to leave. Start walking, right?
Talk to me.
I've got a long one.
Like I showed you who's boss P
Usually the moment bad ping has a disadvantage
No, no, no, hyping is always an advantage, but you're holding back up your team.
I thought you died, bro.
That was the greatest.
Hyping is bad, Mr. Nod.
Oh, word.
Oh, oh, word.
Oh, word.
Oh, word.
Oh, how did he put it that way?
Oh, word.
Oh, wait, hold on, how did he put it that way?
Oh, how did you say that?
Oh, word.
No, it isn't dumbass!
It's an advantage with peeking
and a disadvantage with holding.
Everybody knows I've been like that since the beginning of God.
He is right. Thank you, good sir.
Thank you, good sir.
Tell him what's on top of this. Let me speak to the people.
Let me speak to the people.
I
Know I'm being chased
We should that was the Brazilian team because it was paying to got me in there
It's still redaction for a second.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It was matcha that was actually quite my way with the HG.
Maybe it may not be a matcha.
That was a joke with nobody got it.
I had to dampen down the joke to spot you.
I was hoping somebody would see it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Macha? What's Macha?
Because I got two kills
Yeah, I got three as well plus 6.8 now so that was a good way for us and that was that's
Five kills which is
6.8 million
Yes, sir
Not too shabby boys. Not too shabby. You can put this in first place
Wait, Jake's team actually died by the way.
We the guys who killed the Brazilian team that killed Peanut, they killed Jake's team.
Don't get out, that's last game.
Yeah, I got out man.
Three kills, six playing, man.
Guys, this one's five or six.
Also, make sure you guys leave the group and then it's armed.
You guys, since half the people we're playing with are, they're like, we got
Four hundred big should we just be pushing everything?
Yeah, that's what I think I mean if we if we wait we're gonna lose to the guys at high beam every time
I agree, but also what I I know I was a signed team leader, but dude
I don't even like know the timing to the spawns like
TV thank you. All right. Here's the new plan guys. Oh, we're gonna kill the enemies before
They kill us what we think
You should have.
Team Break!
Alright!
Guys, does that say $300,000?
Is the maximum we can have?
Are you serious?
Oh, because it's farm.
Ha!
Do you know what I know?
Greater than $300,000.
Oh!
Put that tier six in back almost.
Put that tier six almost.
It's forbidden phone.
Your six all about today actually felt nice not like sharing T6 for a change that game. I'm not gonna lie
I think we should just have one of these when you get we got you got one pistol without a magazine you got a
Table of each bullet no armor
I'd be sweet. Whatever we do. We should do it immediately
Mmm, I'd rather do later. Well, we definitely need one person called comps. I'll tell you that
I don't care who it is.
I will be your team leader.
All right, I'm in, aye aye captain.
Whenever I say command, I want to hear your chef after I'm done.
All right, go for it.
I didn't hear a single year shift.
You didn't tell us what to do.
I can't I'm gonna it was a command
Oh
Okay, try that time team is the dumbest. Okay. I try that every time I give a command. I want to hear yes
That's right
Those men out there. They don't care if you live or die. They're not even on the same constant
It is us. I'm about to even speak the same language. We need to go out there. We need to show who the ball is
We need to win this tournament
destroy the ball
What's up, all right now we're cooking boys now, we're cooking
Do oh, we see that one each other killing each other killing everybody like that. That just felt great
Yeah, we should just kill landmark and trade the beginning of the United
the previous the first game oh well I've risked you I do not recall that happening
now you're still bad for I rusted her pussy
let's get in there boys let's run I might be running FM last year do it
I apologize to absolutely for nobody is everybody else can be running turbo they
might the thing is these zombie maps the problem with them is that they're like
so like foggy so you can't see past a certain point
how does the turbo have you see through the fog permission to camp in the
motel chef wait guys the thermal too you can if you just want to give free
loot people you to be fair actually it's only 1.5 mil these guys are coming in with like 20 stacks of BS
which is worth more than a thermal so yeah how do i do this can i bring it
is the thermal like you see to the fog yeah yeah we should all use thermals we saw you there
like listen listen listen if you want like a dirty strategy and this is actually actually
You filthy day put a mini use on a cheap gun with a two to seven X or red dot so whatever
Put the thermal on your HK
And then when you want to swap between the scopes you can because you can chip them in use you way on the floor
So the way as soon as you spawn in
But I can just bring a second
Genji's team dude
Ah, wait, what are we?
Wait, what is the leaderboard?
Behind Genji's team and the Brazilians.
We're at 25, Genji's team 46.
And first, and the Brazilians are 40.
What?
But I'll say, Genji seems playing like pussies.
No, wait, we can't have Red Ammo.
No, you can't have Red Ammo.
No, so basically the Tappers is just
to shift their armor away.
Because the way their armor system works now
is when it goes down to a certain threshold.
Look at that handsome guy.
So you can get that head to guy.
And then when you go to fight them with the HKs,
you should have the upper hand.
OK, so what you're saying is bring a Uzi with a thermal on it.
Swab to the HK.
34, like 6 to B.
Yeah.
I got that.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
They're telling us to piece it ready.
Wait, wait, guys, what's the term which I'm called?
Let's go to thermal.
PZ3.
GZ3.
Oh, yep, okay, got it, yep, okay, this, oh.
The technology.
We can, we can radio by the way.
The technology, technology, technology, technology.
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
And then as soon as you spawn in,
take the thermal off the menus,
you put it in your backpack,
so you can swap between, between it on the HK.
I'd just recommend fighting with the HK though.
Because it's pretty bad overloaded magazine capacity too small no matching any ammunition. Oh, okay
Because you use it. Oh god, okay. Okay
Okay, so we need to make I said jiggie see this
They're literally 20, 20, they're not even that far ahead of us, like 3 more games.
21 billion, that's nothing!
That literally is nothing, that's literally one good game, that's it.
How much do we have?
Well that's like half a good game, I think we can come out of this game with 50 million
easy.
So first place, Jake's team, 46 mil, second place, 40 mil, we're at 24, fourth place,
13, fifth place at 2 mil.
So like we are literally like one good game away from first place, that's it.
But they also are in the game
Yeah, yeah, but if they get wiped they're only gonna get they're only gonna get the loot value for kills
And we gotta go find them and kill them!
Well what we want to do realistically here like about trying to be too egotistical is wipe a squad and just extract
Get a really good consistent raid with good money, and that's it
What if we just would have been seen just kill everyone?
Well, we can do that too like if we if we put like send out two people with all the loot and two of us stay
Just to kill everybody and like troll the lobby
That's the ideal world like scenario. Well, you and me this time how we were cooking. I say you and me
God, I have a guru the dusty duo. Well, you take this to do
And I know farm I don't fall like the back of my I know where to go here. Mm-hmm. I said I know this
I know farm very good
I'll be honest. I don't even think it's worth going for saves. It's not for a bit of saves.
Alright, two leaders here. There's a team 105 in front of us, okay?
That's impossible. Team 105, Team 105. There's also a giant man at 105, actually.
What do we do, boss?
Just sit here for now. Let everybody push up the map a little bit.
Oh, so I'm here from the leader. I'm gonna sit right here. It's a little push up the map a little bit. Oh
I hear them
Yeah, boys, that's how you lead a team and say you need a team. I did take no
With a thermal scope all you need to do is like ADS and I kind of just like rotate your mouse until you see white
that's literally it I can already tell it's gonna happen I'm gonna find the one
they're gonna be wide on my street and there's a bullet gonna go right through
my temple these guys not just gonna go motel a lot of them well but they
haven't got a they haven't got a good spawn for it like they spawned like
here so there's like three of the teams I get there before then yeah
where should we go get him sir yes sir yes let's go get him boys come on now
bring a band-aid off whichever that that that that that compound be careful for
this compound here boys just in case you got lurkers
All right, okay, they know that we're they know that we're here now
We're in that house right there. Yeah, they're up there
I'm not with you guys. I'm playing like kind of support you
no way dude the bazillion team
oh my god we're dead we're dead we're dead
I got a hill I'm fucking great we're great
my kids oh what's up with that
what's up you little my fucking god
heal peanut heal
there's one the one on the roof top all right boys
She boobies
One
Big red it's my name my name
Give me give me two sex I'm getting angles here. I was
The steps up at the top of steps
She like they might
Planking team yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah where we get worse north north
Hold on right now
You guys need to just either get inside or get out of the fence what we came in at
Yeah, we have to watch the window I'm stuck again ball
Hey, we're gonna you're moving
That's me moving I'm trying to like I'll jump over here.
All right, I'm resetting here boys, because I'm pretty fucked up my arm is toast.
I'm gonna back out.
Yes, the wall can make your way back to like this part of the complex.
You guys getting pinched by another team.
Watching your window, Pino, I shut the door.
You can watch, you can watch.
Yeah, we should get into that.
Give the house that one, Pino. I think we gotta fall back.
Fall back, fall back! Retreat!
Actually, I'm gonna be shooting him.
They're going to be wrapping around and looking for a spot to kill them.
They might be shooting at me.
Thank you.
Oh, you're shooting at me.
So it's one shot to the head still or no?
No.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Loop to do the left.
Flank the flankers.
Those fucking flankers?
We can, but they are going to have the high gun on the box though, so you got to care for that, okay?
I'm scared of fucking flakas
Go on stop up in it stop up in it
I can't help you guys too much for these guys were 1,000% wrapping around the edge of the map so
careful that okay
Yeah, yes, I can hear us now pretty much the work of the devil
Yeah, but if we get really close they will
I think they might have retreated, I mean nothing, but they're scared, fools, fool solitans,
I'm out!
I'm looking over.
There is no plan right now.
I told one, how many did you tell?
I can watch you!
Mm-hmm.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
I'm looking over.
Mm-hmm. I know that can be confusing. What also?
What I meant to say?
Lock him.
Where are these staffs shooting at? Not you guys.
Oh, no, it's two scouts shooting each other.
We definitely fell back.
We were cheated.
We were no match for our power.
Yeah, listen, they're probably going to be, probably going to be sat by it over here
on the rocks.
So I'm going to try and, I'm trying to get them out of here.
She's gonna be never hurt anyone.
She's gonna be...
Oh, he's got the same dirt on his helmet as we got.
That's good.
That other team's still going down the database.
I'm getting pushed.
I'm lagging like crazy they find each other I think
on me
oh team on me go go go go go go
I'll stick where you are
stick where you are for now
they're coming my way
On the extraction
You might go to grab one of these guys
They're close on them I got the house
He's alive. No, I don't
You got people
Yeah, like over there or in that house
We shop upstairs inside
I
Saw what I saw it. Yep, I go did
They went up they do it they do it
You should back off I think
No, this is my moment. This is my work back down Nate Nate through the window. I can't I can't because I didn't have no time to
craft me to that guy
We go out of the window by chance
No
They can't get out that's the only way they can come back down
I
Don't hurt nothing. I heard first quick. I heard first quick
They're in first quick up there
People couldn't see your left as well
Look out. Look out.
See you right here.
That door there.
That direction.
You can hide here and they fight.
Again, sniped up.
I left my ammo back at the other body.
Oh my god.
You have a mag in the other gun.
Mag in the other gun.
It's right. I have a full mag right here. Talk it, talk it.
There you are now out there.
What's that? Do you have the extra push?
No, no, no, no. Give me a seat.
Come to the second floor.
What's that sound?
Oh, it's a scavenger.
Oh.
I
Won't
Any policy got left. I don't know. I don't know. Make sure you stop what he said
I
Really hurt you're barely hurt
I can't say what you're out yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting stuff on the window. Don't be that way. No, okay. I got it. I got it
How are they knockers
Is that that pro those stuns those sons you have a really good peanut. Oh
What that?
Oh, no!
It's a bug! It's a bug! It's a bug!
It's not going to hit you!
It's not going to hit you!
What?!
What?!
Did they hear that?!
Yeah, you heard you fucking healer.
Yeah, what do you think?
Dude, there's so much game in this game.
No!
No!
No!
What's the fucking Brazilian team again, man?
It's the same guy that killed me.
Jesus Christ, please!
You just fly around!
You just fly around looking for this point!
I like how people are saying, oh, so bad!
Like, you're never gonna kill against literally any of these people!
Master, jump in the world for a reason!
Then jump in the world for a reason!
I'm telling them, let me speak to the people, let me speak to the people.
Why'd you put in work?
Thank you Mr. Stace.
Thank you good chair.
Thank you.
Thank you good chair.
So it's two more maps?
How, what are the other two maps?
I think we should rotate again.
I know airport's one of them.
Airport again, yeah.
More maps.
I think we actually wrote you to get I know airports one of them
Airport again. Yeah
You are the best. Thank you. Thank you. Good day
Airport again and then farm again
You like to kill them resilience
I'm telling you those Brazilians are too good!
It's just ping dip bro, it's ridiculous, your shots don't connect straight away, it's so
nice.
Well, they take you five times by the time you see them, dude.
Like, yeah, but like, I even started shooting this guy first.
Like, I still get, like, instant...
I dunno, dude.
That's twice now I've been killed by the Brazilian team.
Twice I'm, like, dead anyway.
Every radar dial is...
Why would they just get people from America?
I get eyeball out of here.
What the fuck?
Who said that? Who said that? Come on.
No way, I'm out of it. Who said that? I will punish him.
Did you in a fucking bowl of salt? You...
Even peanut?
It was like UK too.
N.A. isn't that bad, but like...
No, I got... I got...
Yeah, yeah, like 70, 80...
Even 100 things ain't too bad.
Well, you still...
I play Mac and servers all the time, man.
I got no issue with that.
Oh, yeah, exposed, exposed.
Should we VPN to Brazil?
Right now?
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, we should
I'm turning on the Starlink, bro, so I'm gonna teleport on the map now. I mean bro, we got Brazilians and Russians on the same server
You know how that works
I'm saying
Wag one
No, why does it magically change your pain?
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
That's because that's all I'm talking about.
Jonathan, what are you talking about?
Jonathan, will you shut up?
Oh my God, I just saw the tube.
There's no, guys, let me tell you something.
People being stupid, that's fine.
There's stupid people.
There's smart people.
There's in the middle people.
But it's the stupid people with the confidence.
The confidence of the man
Going out to war with just a set of drums the confidence of the man going out to war
With nothing but the giant stick with their country's flag on it. No gut on their back
that
That is really where 10 boys Jonathan is correct though. Let me tell you something. You're the drummer. He's the flag
He's the he's the flag bearer right there. You're the drummer. He's the flag bearer
He's the fruit guy. I don't know if they have blue guys. He's one these is drum guys and flag bears
Why is peanut using cheese I have to or I'm gonna lose
Yeah
How far away is Russia
You're the dumb one in this scenario P
Guys if you VPN to Brazil
That means your connection is coming from Brazil I
I
Is it are we being so am I getting range made am I getting ready am I getting range made it am I getting range made it right now?
Am I getting range made it hold on now am I getting it am I getting range made it?
The reason say that's right. I knew what I knew what you're not getting me this time buddy. You're not getting me this time now
Hmm
It don't lower your ping though
What is going on this has to be raised it has to be it has to be it must be it must
And I will not stand for it. I will not stand for it. You are not getting me today. You are not getting me today
I'm in pervious. I'm in pervious arrangement. I have raised me proof. I have raised me proof. You cannot get me
You cannot get me
I got um, I don't know
One I got one
So that's still another six now at least there's a bit of money on the board
I got two I got two I got two kills. I got two guys. I read nice
We get first place boys, let's go
I'm gonna shoot for third because your reason was spot
Is the ping just a spectator?
I think it's a regional spot.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm telling you, Brazil to NA server ping is like legit 300.
I thought it was one something.
Let me look at what my...
I'm about to look in the G-State launcher and see what my ping is.
You need specialized VPNs for reduced lag.
Chef!
Guys!
Guys!
I'm gonna go over this again.
I'm gonna go over this again because I don't know if this is made made anymore.
This is rage-vain anymore.
I said the Brazil has high-pig 300
and it's giving them an advantage.
So which I then said, what if we VPN to Brazil?
That way we have high-pig two.
To which someone said VPNing to Brazil
will not raise your pig,
which I can't even begin to explain how stupid that is.
And now somehow people in the chat
I'm thinking I want to reduce the ping by VPNing through a zone.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
But is everyone on the same page?
Is everyone on the same page now?
Please give me some confirmation that we're all
on the same page now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That would be yes, Chef.
I need a yes, Chef in the chat.
I need a yes, Chef.
I need a yes, Chef in the chat right now.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you boys.
Hmm.
You can eat it himself.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hi guys.
Hello.
You can start to join in right now.
I would choose to go down.
I would choose to go down here.
Do you know that your cast of mics sound really tinny?
Uh, wait for a sec.
I can't tell right now.
this
okay dad
he doesn't want to join the call every time to tell us to join so please check
the discord
they're still in a vaid life you know
yeah I don't know
maybe maybe they think we're stupid minimum minimum
We go well, I'm just gonna do
rebuy last kit. Yeah
I'm ready didn't your teammate ban view on a rust server first message
Yeah, big yeah, big plus two points plus two points land on tell that guy
Tell him we're sounding yes, sir. My boy. Yes, sir. My boy
I like the spectator bug right now is there a reg with more three by like three by one
Park on cheater of the news
anyone man yeah I like that the different teams are different colors
yeah we'll be a big team I like blue
What do you like? What's your favorite color?
Red.
Stupid favorite color.
Red.
It's a color of communism.
Mm-hmm. Have you ever heard of red, white, blue, buddy?
Red, red, white.
Oh my goodness. I'm out. If you lose this tournament, you have to send out one tweet against your king.
I don't give a fuck about him to be honest.
Oh, you get risky, I'm out.
You get risky.
I already reported that shit.
Record that shit to please that.
Record that shit to please that.
I'm sorry, but what that?
I don't get into it, but...
I'm sorry, but watch it.
Hey, the queen on the other hand, she was awesome.
Bless up! Bless up, please!
You've made rude comments about the king on the ABI poor of a strain. We're here to arrest you.
You got a TV license out there now?
What's that, brother?
Do you have a TV license or no?
Sadly, I do, yeah.
What's a TV license?
A TV license.
If you own a TV that has access to BBC, which is like your CNN, whatever it is,
You have to pay, I think I'll pay 40 pounds a month
and if you don't you get fined
Yup
And so I'm trying to get out of this country as good as I can be
Hahahaha
Got a license for that telepathy
I'm gonna take a tea again, James
I'm gonna take a tea again, Bugsie
I'm gonna put it back in my river
I'm gonna put my American pizza to be approved
No way
No way
First pop, BBC.
Secondly, what?
What are we talking about?
Your license.
Johnny, you want license to be watched in that telly?
That telly?
You want license to be watched in that telly?
That's how you do it.
I agree man, take the piss out of it. I'm down for it.
Screw the TV license.
Do you have a license?
You got a license for that BBC?
You got a license for that BBC?
Okay, I saw that movie. Whoa
That's actually the most insane thing I've ever heard I'm not even joking I that's that I'm gonna be telling that I'll be telling people that that's great
I had not heard about property tax like I'm like I'm not even kidding you bro
Like if you ain't got a TV license there you get bailiffs at your bowl like we'll take take your show off you like that
Take your car take everything
Yeah
like over there. That's great. You hear this boys? You hear this?
Same as it is here.
It depends. If you buy a property here to rent it out, then your pay line up to 6%
What about if you live there?
No.
You don't get taxed on the first house that you have that you live in.
As long as you live there, you won't get taxed until you stay.
yearly in amount just for owning the house?
Uh, no, but what you do pay though is something called
counter tax, which is basically you pay counter tax and it
supports the local council to like do roadworks or that
crap, but we also pay that.
That's probably that.
So we want to cancel exactly like counter tax?
What's that based off of?
It's based off any rooms that are in your house basically.
So a big house, yeah, a big house.
So you have a bunch of ridiculous things.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
But the thing is, like, they don't fix our roads.
Our dustbin men not take our trash.
That's everywhere, dude. That's everywhere.
Dude, we used to have our trash taken away once a week.
Now it's once every three weeks.
Wait, what?
Jesus Christ.
Every three weeks.
Dude, you only allowed free black bags, which is like waste.
So that's what they collect every three weeks.
And then we have to recycle everything, which is once a week.
more trash what you fucked I just know we're gonna bring the trash I purposely
put things from the recycle bin and the non-recycle bin well they won't take the
bags they put a stick on it and if you keep doing it they'll find you that's
why I don't leave you every three weeks one bag per week
If I had a trash do you park your system running? Yes, of course. That's a nipple. Of course
Missed the trash one time growing up and then your dad was pissed at you and you go outside you go to school
And it'd be like fucking smell like ass
Trash bin others trash bags laying around the trash bin. I got a box to the right of back on six boxes inside that box
They take it up the raccoons
I
Because I've done it smart I bought like three bins for outside where I can put like one black bag in so I don't get that
Smell but like this to my my neighbors, right?
You know, that's what those bags on the streets for collection until the day of collection
I'll not have collection. Yeah, so some people literally have bad bags just sitting in their back garden
Just like where rats is just getting into I think it's just the worst like
Policy that they're doing in a long time, but yeah, we we get every single one's weeks as far
So
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm waiting for the game to finish.
You're playing the previous game, right?
Please, please, please join the...
Oh, I'll join, I'm sure, I'll join that.
Okay.
Are they still playing the BB's game, guys?
I might watch the replay.
Do that poor intern that they got doing this?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna get settled down, I'm settled down again.
Let's settle down, I'm settled down.
I'm settled down.
I feel bad for him, dude.
We're talking about Fortnite.
Fortniteite?
I'm waiting for a penis out there.
You guys waiting?
I'm getting my kid together.
Yeah, what is your problem?
Your problem, Mike?
No, no problem, Mike.
No problem.
No problem, Mike?
You sure, Mike?
Oh
What what did he say what did he say
And we still bring you with the thermal by the way
We are okay, I'll be honest what if you had this shit in New York City ten minute timer
You're just straight
The door opens apparently
They don't want people locking themselves in and living in the toilet, so it was a ten minute timer and it opens
The answer you know why if I was in a New York bathroom
And I had one of those liquid days and it opened in ten minutes. I proudly sit there and keep shitting
door again I don't know maybe that gas Peter what do you think do you think if
I have a bathroom opened up in New York and you had Lickman shit you can just
close it back after the 10 minute mark
I think you're good. I think you're good.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, the wrong one. Yeah,
I mean the wrong one. We're doing airport right. Okay, there we go. I mean, I mean,
I
Like this please back to this one. Okay, of course
Wait wait Peter Peter Peter what if I told you oh fuck you left I
Was gonna see if I was ready about the McDonald's
I'm a hamburger. I think I said that shit right I gotta check
She is boys Dean might have a better way to say it
We love Peter we love Peter, but Peter may not love us guys, but that's okay
That's okay. We love Peter if what he would do if he was shitting in New York City in the door open
Please just give the game
What? Yo, that beard does not fucking like you, man.
Holy shit.
Listen, I love Peter. I would kill for Peter. I want everybody here to know that I would kill for Peter.
I would murder for Peter. I would go to bat for Peter.
Hey, Peter.
Hey, Peter.
Hey, Peter.
Hey, Peter.
hmm now you can't get away from that Ted voice honestly every time I hear that
voice now I'm just thinking Ted ah well it does head does he even sound like
me you you sound like him we know if anything you sound like me you're
not going back in the corner smoke of some pot next year mark wall box of the
corner in the country while I'm fucking your dad show to watch fuck you
Also, I don't sound like Ted
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Hey!
And you know what?
Tray's still bad for my rush server!
Fuck Tray!
Fuck Tray!
Fuck the cow, by the way, that's off-hand.
That right pal.
That right, buddy.
Oh, you duck.
Oh, you duck.
I was pulling strings.
You're pulling strings?
But who I'm the owner of the server I saw that quick wasn't you like driving around with loud music next time
What's what I know?
He built a base outside of someone's house part the card it and then put like a brick on the car alarm
So it would layer those guys's microphones all day
That guys listen honestly speaking though honestly speaking all of that happened and his band happened while I was sleep train
Actually was not me now
I won't lie. I didn't go to bad for you because I don't really know you. I really know you that much
You have them up, but it wasn't me. It wasn't me
It's right. That's five hundred. I see you may have respect. Hmm. That's where you have that's real Russia
That is
You know why it really got out of hand is because they got like sad about it and just quit
They were just like sad and quit like they couldn't it could have been funny if they weren't I don't know sad
Hey brother, baby, we're gonna definitely change around next time we do that that survey. You know what mr. Trey
Welcome on back. I'm lifting the band
Lift it. I might have to join that this time. I was meant to join the first time
Then join it up next time. Absolutely. How about it?
I'm saying listen
I'm not gonna lie to you after like two weeks three weeks gonna hate all your friends and everybody's gonna hate each other
But for the first like week and a half every time a great time
That's just Russ. That's Russ. I'm gonna be real. I'm kind of excited.
Daisy's making a 2.0 right? They're making a new Daisy. I don't know.
Yeah, that can be off for a couple years, boss. Yeah, I think it's a bit off.
Yo, Pinna, you still gonna be alive by then? Hopefully! Hopefully, yeah!
I was playing on being alive in two to three years. We'll see though.
I bet you ten bucks I am. We'll see.
Dude my movie theater my local theater be delivering like beer to you dude. He'll bring it to you. I hear see
Do you know one game I miss the most though H1 Z1
H H1 yeah, I
Just take a moment. I fucking hate the way this guy says age
Do you know I get this enough of J right come on women to be teammates
ridiculous it's a bunch of silly it's silly buffoonery that's what it is it's
silly but there's y'all that means you all
I was sucking on some goddamn dick.
What do you know who you're going to be?
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh goodness.
Oh goodness.
Oh great damage.
Oh great damage.
Dude, who's going to live longer?
Hutch or peanut?
Me.
100%.
Peanut dude.
I've been alive for 4000 years.
Peanuts don't live on your timeline.
Obesity is the big killer.
I'll stay out of this one.
Well that hotch is a serial killer.
Which one is it?
Huh?
It's fat people cause global warming, that's what they say.
That's true.
That true? Really?
That's what they say.
That is the cows.
If fat people cause my airplane taking price to go up,
I'm going to be causing global warming.
I'm going to be causing global warming.
because the cows fart oh the cows do me fart in time shame that can't be
farce 100% dickens the ozone yeah can you ask your question I think it's may
last question may I ask a question y'all sure guy up here why was father
Peter very mad with peanuts because the lobby is still not started out never
Oh, there it is we owe it. Oh, we are in the game ready up ready up ready up. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking
Guys we can take this game back easily we can take this we can take this game back
Why here right now if we listen to JJ. I'm gonna be fast dude. Well, that's my leaderboard. I am
Our third place no boys
Yeah, that would be the one person I'd probably be five
They're in first no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's you like five moments. Well, how much are they in front of us?
14 14 14 14
I
Think that's our boy. Yeah, they goes. I'm going because I got
It goes on me and they go down. I want I fill Collins on I'm ready for this read
Do do do do do do
I can see it coming in my eyes tonight
Those are not the words not the words
words words
I like I can feel him coming in my eyes
something like that oh so sorry sorry I can feel him coming in my ass right now
there it is there's the money there's the money whoa whoa you I can feel his dirty hands around my
What's your piece?
You see the next face?
You see the next face?
Three inches hard.
That's my piece.
I know you didn't have to brag.
Three inches.
Well, yeah.
Well, I got on a cold day.
And we're out of the building from the bottom.
That's measuring from like all the way down.
Bone, bone pressed.
They're bone pressed.
Bone pressed.
We used them but not needed them.
I was outspoken.
It was the third most needed.
And they didn't do that.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
As was that, was he terrible?
He did.
They were talking a lot too.
No.
Okay, should I just drop it on the ground?
Heh heh.
Listen, Trader, what I heard,
go to the nearest gas station,
they got vinyl pills,
gives an X-mage.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I've heard that too, I've heard that too.
I also heard of you,
taking a bunch of bees and having them steam you junk,
and permanently increases a dive.
No!
I'm not smoking.
What, you gotta be kidding me.
There's that one guy that died from penis surgery recently.
Oh my God, he died, he got infected.
Yeah.
Give me a job.
He was getting...
Oh, yeah, but there's the guy that she tried to get the the mega Johnson surgery and
Johnson surgery
With me then oh me was like talking to the chicken was a nurse and she her job and was in surgery as a nurse was installing
Penis pumps into people's balls. We're in the same spot boys
You know what we gotta do all sweat over go this way
They like hit a switch in between their balls that like inflates their peony
Oh
Are we fine a good spot for it, you see?
Wait
No, no, I was gonna say that those up. Wait, what do you got here? Have you got families on those uses?
They got them on easy. Yes, I drop it. I mean, so you can tell me good side. I'm inside. We'll get some real person
Yeah, you might you might you might you might want to go back a boys
Oh
Retreat we got it. We got a team coming right line us from here as well. Okay
Keep smoking get up
Are we out? I think we're out
out
I need to do lots of serves
It's a guy looking right at me fuck
Right where you should have that other team would come from
Right where you should have that other team would come from
Oh my god
We're not in a spectacular position here
I won't lie
HIT
Be careful from this hall here
I don't think these guys are gonna
Gonna be wrapping us now
All right, we're just gonna hold our ground here for now.
He's on the stairs, Pino.
I just looked right and he was like right here.
Down these bushes.
I just looked at him.
He was right here on the second thing, I think.
Okay, okay, okay.
Somebody keep an eye this way then as well, okay
We're gonna have these teams fight out how's your arm is looking at the weather?
My arm is actually pretty good. Yeah, pretty good, too
Nice nice nice. I was one hd. I think he shot me on the stomach. Oh, he was the door was not open
Yeah, oh you can't shoot it a lot I thought you through the wall
So you can see where people offer the glass and then you just stop pre-fire and like through the door
Yeah, that's that's the tech pretty much
He's right here, I'm not saying we're chasing
Okay
They're fine, I know it's in they're getting fucked on go
Let's go the first peanut
Yeah, yeah, I got one. I got one this close up. Yeah, we should watch them.
No, I got red!
What do you?
We can back out if we need to.
I don't know. We can forward. We can forward.
They will, they will, they will heal under our mic.
I got the angle, okay?
They're judging it.
Yo, Lama, Lama, keep it, keep an eye down.
I'm gonna stab him in the...
Can I wear in front of us?
I don't know if any of them are there.
I'm looking for something.
Let me help you here.
Oh, I got a clean carry.
What?
One up here.
There's a check-rains over there.
What?
Okay, these guys are getting ferded.
Completely ferded.
Well, good.
We have this bridge angle over here.
Okay.
Let's go back.
We go back.
We go back.
We go back.
Hold that back some ticket booth.
Because I feel like ticket booth is going to push.
Yep.
Oh.
Is that your smokes or no?
Oh.
That's that smoke so you only check your names up.
Hey, this is
Why you killed Jake I killed
Fucking G brown
If we just kill everyone this time
Well, there's more people down this bridge this smoke's about to dissipate and we're gonna see them
I'm pushing up to the sasco
This is probably the recipe not seen dude
Well, why don't why do you guys go down where you were?
There's a bad. That's probably bad, huh?
I don't know what's the best
I don't know anything
I don't know anything
Um, over there, um, or if like that
What's the best way to do it now?
We're gonna drop
We're gonna drop
Yeah, it's probably falling
We gotta be careful of this team
By the way
Push up, push up
Did you get that guy?
I took the gun, I took the gun
Okay, you know
I'm making a solo play then dumb on a mark. Okay, we're just another dead here not lead this was to two teams that bar
That if anything my boys they probably came back to yeah, they fell back like over here
Okay, so yeah, we're still up
Yeah
I
Still there they're still there they're still there can you keep it on that entrance so I don't get swung from that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not they can't swing you from that
They cannot swing you from that
After PK you don't hold firm, please watch it
They're fighting behind it is
I believe so yeah, don't believe jay hold you don't aim at this
Just just aim at that entry
That coast on me
All this truck all this truck right here
I'm gonna make them
I gotta hear I gotta hear on fuck
Direct left
Okay, someone someone's further back like
I'm pretty sure I killed the one that was dying, bro.
Come on, dude!
Baby, baby, I don't know.
I'm like, why did these guys just, these guys didn't get fucked up.
Trey, don't put, don't do that, don't do that.
There's another team over there.
I'm not gonna peek D.
I'm just clearing inside.
Yeah, yeah, they're gassing from D.
They're gassing from D.
I need to find armor on Torch.
There's armor right here at 34 out of 110?
I paint paint killer peanut if you haven't got a good big glee
All right, these guys have bags dropped here and shit they probably have stuff from like the rest of the
Yeah, we it's a 70
the head
Oh
No, I bring down my match. Oh good. Okay
I
Rocked
Just so one you just run off right here
I'm gonna try to get like close to the right or no no no you'll be pinched there you got
smoke to get back out to this engage
oh god jeff you're right i'm on the back
don't push don't push
i got two smoke here
hold us, hold us
push push push
help me
it's shield
it's shield 40
it's just you bro
it's just you
wait
I
Got one
Yeah, right. I did got one
Yeah, I mean
One of their best players, the country best player.
It was simple, elementary, even, who was foolish Scallywags,
trying to go up against our power.
Air boys, that would happen when you go against the bungalow.
We put up the, who's he, who's he?
It's weird as Pete died to Macha, but I swear I picked her dog tag up
Or you put somebody over that said Macha killed buddy. Yeah, but I
Because awful jakes awful jakes team was dead
Well, Jake was dead and then GL GL grabbed us and well, Geo and Jake I split up it
Yeah, but how how did they get out? Oh, I
Like that out that's just my life. It's literally just much I'll have on their team right now
I don't know how I think Jake just ran off on his own like on some superhero shit. You know I'm saying
When we kill them but like if they ran down from bridge how the fuck did this this team that we just killed here not
Shoot at them at all the Brazilians. I do that
I have no idea it makes no sense
We take that top left extra. Yeah, I was old in the bridge there for us the whole time and nobody came bridge
They came down
She's that was the only angle I couldn't cover I was holding the bridge
Yeah already swapped out the helmet. She's even swapped into the broken armor
I'm not sure if I'd be doing that, but she's yeah that she can get away with it and
It's taking the extra value. Oh
Yeah
Oh, yeah.
I have to see what's at the bottom of the backpack here and what's being.
Oh, yeah.
But I imagine there is some effective Tetris.
Oh, yeah.
You see, obviously, the teammates.
Oh, yeah.
See, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Would be a little bit toxic and part.
Oh, yeah.
And maybe hide.
Oh, yeah.
Just to see when you go to the list.
Oh, yeah.
Down to the million
I mean do we all
I
Elemental almost elementary it was simple it was supple it was effective. I dominated I demolished I
Vacuous I came I saw I conquered
You just say, come curd?
Yes, come curd.
It's a little piece of cheese you find in a uncircumcised man's flaps.
You can take them out and you can eat them if you're in a survival situation.
They have about 200 calories each.
Dude, killing GL is like low key, better than killing.
I think GL might be better than Jake, bro.
Play this ass out.
Who did I kill?
Like you're someone very important.
Yeah, it's very good to see you.
Yeah, he's very good at the same.
I would say subpar.
I would have to say subpar.
If I may be so honest based on experience.
If I may be so honest.
Did you kill the D?
Ah, no, I really killed a guy called DL.
You're a cognitive.
I'm a cognitive.
I'm a cognitive.
I was me muckin' up the whole time.
Like, no reaction.
And how the fuck did Jake get so close to me?
Jake was on, like, by the way, the close end of the bridge
when we went up.
Like, there on that Heskoe.
Yeah, and then they were all the way back somehow.
I don't know.
Behind the Brazilians that were, like, presumably
killed Genji?
I just, I don't get it.
These Brazilians, they come out of nowhere.
You got the taxis, you got the stratum.
Mama.
They got some busting food too, son.
You got some good food.
Tacos.
That's not.
What's up, Brazilian?
Fine.
Name three Brazilian foods right now without looking at your chair
You want to call me a friend?
You just say steak. Yeah, okay
Plantains
Pecania they got that shit. Oh, that might be Argentina. I just made up a word. Oh pecan
Yeah, it's a type of steak.
No, no, it's not.
It's a real thing.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
No, sorry.
No, sorry.
No, sorry.
You got me.
Sorry.
Oh, no, oh, game?
No, sorry.
No, no, sorry.
You got me.
Well, I got you.
I exposed you.
I exposed you.
Look at this man.
Look at him.
Exposed.
He's exposed.
He's not no Brazilian foods like he suggests.
I am not.
Ridiculous.
I just don't want to go to the Brazilian steakhouse.
It's bussing Brazilian Steakhouse.
Hey, you've never been at Brazilian Steakhouse?
No, I I've been to Burger King.
I've been to McDonald's.
I've been to Water Burger.
I've been to KFC.
I've been to Jack in the Box.
I've been to
Steak Jack. I've been to Raising Canes.
I've been to Culver's.
I've been to
I've been to Fridays, I've been to Fridays,
I've been to Five Guys, I've been to,
is this about it, is this about it?
Steak, steak and shake.
I've been to Steak and Shake.
And you've got Five Guys.
Have you ever been to-
No, Five Guys is the most mediocre burger for $50.
If it was $5, I would glorify it
as one of the best burger restaurants in the West.
But it is $50.
That any racist with a grill in his backyard
on a Wednesday afternoon, good cook.
That is ridiculous.
I would much rather go get factory-fed,
mech-a-dental, bacon burger, any day of the week for $2.99,
$1.99 even, and get six of them.
You know what, did I ever tell you this?
I went to five guys one time,
and I ordered a meal for me and my girlfriend.
The total came out to be a little over $50,
And I was sitting there because I was being recommended.
Five guys, I said, in my head, I go,
what's so special about this?
I see two burgers in front of me,
I see two sets of fries, and I see two drinks, $51.
And I asked him, I said, is there like a secret sauce
you guys do, like Raising Canes has a secret sauce,
water burgers, spice ketchup.
And this guy, this cashier looks me down in the eye.
And he says, my manager likes to mix the mayonnaise
and the ketchup sometimes.
That's what he said to me.
That's what he said to me.
Straight face, stone faced.
Stone face right there on that day.
I pledged to never go to a five guys ever again.
Well you don't fuck with mayo and ketchup mixed.
That's a pool of cocktail.
Listen, I'm sure it's a great combination.
I'm sure it's a great combination.
But when I ask a restaurant what their secret sauce is,
what the Kude Graz, what the cream de la crème,
what keeps customers coming back
and the guy looks me stone faced in the eyes
And since my manager likes to mix mayonnaise and ketchup,
I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
Do you know what Raising Cane Sauce is?
It's pre-mixed though.
It's pre-mixed.
It's the signature sauce.
True.
They present it.
It's about presentation.
It's about size.
It's about flurry.
It's about boldness.
It's finache.
It's faun sué.
They don't tell me to go mix mayonnaise and ketchup
in their restroom
and then come out like some scumbag piece of crap
and get the chicken in it, they do it for me
because it's presentation that sells.
It's presentation that sells the burger to the customer.
So can I, I'm gonna give a hot take right now,
but the best sauce on a burger, chili sauce, bro.
I feel like that could be pretty good.
Chili sauce with some jalapenos.
Oh.
Yeah, big facts, big facts.
You guys know what I'm saying, you guys know what I'm saying.
Spice, spicy burger, baby.
Oh, she could get behind some chili sauce.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't know if I'm going to have that on a plate of sauce.
I think it might be good.
I'll pay no mind.
So McDonald's used to do a burger all day.
It was called a signature meal.
It was like two massive burgers, not like the regular
big McDonald's, but like the thicker ones.
Shut the fuck up, people.
You had two of those onions and a pinot
and it was like the spicy relish, like chili.
so it was so good. That does sound kind of delicious. I
won't lie to you. That does sound pretty good. Has anybody
had their breakfast? Oh, Peter, Peter. Listen, Peter, let me
ask you something. Okay, let me ask you something. Is a burger
with chili sauce? Does that sound busting or not? I haven't
tried that before. But does it sound quiet? I don't usually
We have burger with chili sauce, but does it sound much does it sound like something you might try?
For one reason I just to see if it's delicious
Like who would add any chili sauce on burgers I'm out of
No, I said I would try it I said I would sound and sounds delicious
And now I'm asking Mr. Peter the same thing if it sounds delicious. I personally think it does and now you've affected the results of the ball
So Peter what source would you recommend on a burger? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
Okay, that is a very nuanced question if it's covers you obviously get the cover sauce
It is just some salt and cheese will be
Nice so salt and cheese. No sauce at all. That's that's a man who knows what he wants. He's decisive
He's he's he takes action. That's what I like about mr. Peter here. That's what I like about mr. Peter
You try to get in his good bucks here. Maybe
Okay guys my boss is calling again, and I and I hope
Everyone is in the game right now. I'm doing right now. I'm doing right now. Don't repeat. I'm doing right now
We were there ten minutes ago
I'm not there, but I'm about to be there like 10 seconds.
I'm not there, but I'm about to be there like 10 seconds.
I'm not there, but I'm about to be there like 10 seconds.
I gotta love to chat you guys, but I have to leave now.
I love you, Peter.
Try, try Chilly.
I love you guys.
Let's go, baby!
Let's go!
You that guys Peter loves me Peter loves me
It is your father. He's my father
He is my father
Where's that? Well, guys, I must see the previous kit thing
Did uh configure load out or something and then I thought it was configure gear
And then it's supposed to be like a bunch of boxes right here done
Yeah, most recent raid you know that no I don't
Hmm
Preset build. Oh, there we go. Got it. Okay. Let me tease up boys. This next one winner lose
fail or victory
domination or
Conkin we do this one for Peter
Peter joined the call. I was AFK. Yes, you did
You did it.
You're starting to see how much he likes chili sauce on a burger.
Fuck!
Yeah, but he didn't say burger like he has an alfalfa on.
And here comes the pork.
You know what?
See, this is pork.
This is pork, bruh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, Pino, I've got a hat for you.
You're gonna like it.
You're gonna like this.
What?
What?
I'll put it on right now.
As we speak.
Right now?
Go on.
Right now.
Let me see. Hold on. It's on the head. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Stay right there. Stay right there.
How do you put headphones over one of these types?
Stay right there. Stay right there. We see your hand.
Cheese!
Yee-haw, buddy! Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Rope up, cowboy! Rope up! Rope up, cowboy! Rope up!
Oh, yee-haw! I'm gonna put that shame in the house.
I got there and very boys. Oh, yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir, brother. Yes, sir
Rope of cowboy get those cattle in line. Oh
What a wonderful day it is
Yeah, I knew I knew I knew you like it. What a wonderful day it is here. What a wonderful day it is here
All right, so guys
Yeah
So we're gonna we're gonna kill the whole lobby of this game
Then we're gonna go to McDonald's and have a chili sauce burger together to celebrate. I'm not going to McDonald's
I didn't join cancer
Yeah, but we can get 20 that's what gives us a good spice
McDonald's is not good
you never you never had it like 20 bucks nuggets after a couple of drinks last guy
two cheeseburgers two 20 piece mcnuggets two large fries and a large
come that's how you live that's how you live like Larry you live like Larry what
would Larry do but I'm opening the DoorDash app in two in the morning I
asked myself what would Larry do and Larry would order two bacon cheeseburgers
two large fries and two 20 piece nuggets with a large Coca-Cola that's what Larry would do.
Am I right, boys? Am I right?
It's the same shit, dude.
It's the same, they have different, no they have different menu items but it's the same
thing.
I have to pee but I'm too afraid to tell the dude that just in case they will exclude
me and not think that it is as far as the team.
I'm gonna try to break off of something else. I don't like McDonald's
He's out class eating it in a while eating it in a pinch, but do you ever eat in cold?
Oh, I have this shit!
Hell yeah, it's gross
Busting
Cold McDonald's taste buds. Hell yeah, that's nasty
No, I wouldn't do that. I would only McDonald's like fresh, but dude
It has to be piping hot and it has to be like desperation like I need to believe there's nothing to get
Hot hot take hot take right McDonald's fries wet salty and soggy
The fries are good the fries are when that when they're soggy, you know like when you already out of uber
It comes the flies are soggy. Yeah, they gotta be fresh and hot anything. That's not fresh and hot from McDonald's
It's actually inevitable. No, I think you say he likes some soggy. That's no
Warm salty fry. I don't know. I just like it
Like them soggy
Well, I prefer that then fresh fries from McDonald's because the fries taste like cardboard
96 with a lot of stuff. So that's better soggy
Of anywhere, I don't care. They have the best fries of any like
And I'm not anywhere in the UK.
Yeah, yeah, right.
KFC in the UK second place.
The flies that bang.
This board is like I have a kid.
I have a kid.
Weird teammates McDonald's is the.
I don't know.
Five seconds.
Yes, oh, listen, if you want fries, I know fries.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
It's very simple.
A lot of people get this confused.
McDonald's has the best fries.
Water burger has the best fries sauce.
But if you're looking for a one stop shop with a fry and sauce
combination is the best, but now nor the fry nor the sauce is the best.
Just the best combination is Freddy's fries and Freddy's sauce.
That's it. It's a simple.
It's a simple fries.
They got the thin crunchy fries.
It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that.
Now I won't lie. Chick-fil-A Waffle fries with Chick-fil-A sauce is always a great option.
I'm just telling you the facts. I'm just telling you the facts.
You like the new formula?
You like the new formula?
Ah, I know there was a new formula. Yeah, I
Yeah, why don't they change the formula to try and make it more crispy?
They put like some stuff on the outside of them make and break crashing. Yeah
Stakes right
Making break shit when it comes to food
Also, I don't know if you guys know this but when Europeans get food from fast food restaurants
They give them in portion size for a mouse
I can hold their largest cup with two fingers.
I rescheduled it to 9.30, bitch.
I don't know if you understand me.
It's true.
Okay.
Stakes, man.
What cut do you have?
And how do you cook it?
Like medium rare.
Medium rare.
Not, not like a Philly?
Like Philly?
Philly?
No, I don't get a Phillet Mcninn.
Hell no.
The Phillet Mcninn.
Nah, that's ass.
Give me a ribeye or a New York strip.
most overrated steak cut of steak like
They gave it a fucking fat is where all the flavor is
No, you're no longer about food takes on anything
I cannot finish my meal.
This is the worst.
Oh my god.
I cannot trust anything you say anymore.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, you gotta get the pure meat of a steak.
No, no, no.
The fat.
You're basically eating a cow's ass if you eat the fat.
No, you're supposed to render it down.
Dude, you render the fat.
You render it.
It has a lot of fat.
Oh my god.
You hold it sideways for like,
I don't know, like a minute or two
and it renders the fat down and then you rub it all in that shit bro you guys don't no ball
they don't know they do not know me oh i don't know me
oh i'll show you me i'll show you me pal trust me i don't know me buddy
oh me dude what about uh that hurt that hurt dude i know that hurt never mind bro
Oh, you enjoy that fun. You enjoy the fun. Yeah, we're classy. Yeah, we're gonna join
meat. Yeah, you need I'm out. We're gonna enjoy meat together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It sounds like rage bait, but I promise you I mean this. The filet of fish is the best
item in the McDonald's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Peter, Peter, I've removed this person from my chair.
I swear it is bro. It's wild caught Atlantic
Pollock
Alaskan Pollack lab grown Pollock
Alaskan Pollock lab bro the mystery mystery fish
They got the fish from the bus stop at rock bottom
Yeah, the fish from rock bottom when SpongeBob has to catch the bus that's what you're eating
Straight a type of guy that might fucking eat buddy
I
Would I was good? Can we start the fucking game?
I'm still distraught about the snake man. I'm distraught. I know you guys have to get a nice
Tony are you at switch gone this year fuck now
Not David Haley son of a bitch. I mean probably not. I think of the last one
Didn't you go to the one with a bi though? I didn't I I met you I know that was a games car not twitch car
I changed my teacher my kids games come hmm. Hmm. What? Why was we there? What was we doing?
Hey, right games car. Wow. Well, you were there, right?
Yeah, we know I wasn't there. I don't know why you guys get a question. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
No, I'm the nest right feed off the last which kind I went to I got in a fight in the hotel lobby
Oh, I was hot. That was at the ABI of which car a few years ago
Play the fit I think the statute of limitations is still a trailer park game last night. We're playing it tonight
You got three parts to tonight boys three parts
Was supposed to end at 7 p.m. So I just texted the gang we're gonna be hopping on probably
It's probably going to be like 8 PM instead.
So in about 40 minutes, we're going to hop on with the gang,
play properly, play War Dogs, and then we're probably
going to do that trailer park game around 10 or 11
until the end of the stream was.
That's the plan for the night.
That's the plan for the night was.
That's the plan for the night was.
There were people banging drums outside at 4 o'clock
in the morning.
Oh, I could name drop Marriott hotels
They didn't notify anyone that this was happening for like three weeks constantly and it was
It had been happening for three days been happening for three weeks before they didn't say there any noise the servants anything
They weren't on public property. They were on private property doing it right in the fucking lobby of the hotel
Let them wake everyone up at 5 a.m. Bro
guy has one dude bro he had the battle of helms deep when the orcs pull up to
the gates with the giant war drum 5 o'clock in the morning but you went
down there you banged him out I took his fucking drum and I throw it in the
fucking street as you guys see his last fight
the same time it was so bad it was so bad
I was so bad I could not imagine you being that bad
I was so fucking pissed everyone was pissed did that oh my god it was so bad
bro are they gonna suck the fucking game
hey Tre are you okay patience is next to cleanliness
I'm watching quattro was last place fucking extracting with
two seconds left wait is that what's happening why not let me tune in
Oh
We all
Wait, what happened? I don't know what you know, you okay?
It's like 2016
Okay, does he speak I don't think he's a Mike
You know only no microphone streamer to ever exist. Are you serious?
I'm pretty sure wait. What does he do on a team then? I
don't know
You just AI
Well, what are you serious? Is that you have a mic? I think he might but all he does is like mumble every like couple minutes
I don't know
but
Guys we should look in the bylaws of the of the of the tournament and see if we can get every other team above us
Just qualified. Oh my god genius
She's on peptide so you can just get her out instantly. She's on peptides
Yeah, she's doing Milana tan too or some shit. What's Milana tan? Oh
It makes you tan naturally wait is that is that reason I've just qualify her from the match because she's in front of us
Now we need something on team Dezen here and deem restaurant really
Tranquilizer oh
They went up from that rain. I was talking shit, but they they went from last to first
Damn, that means we can go from last to first is rain
Yeah
We am last you're so hot. He died
Fuck you team Paulina. Oh, it's okay as long as we're not last
The last is the new friend like the prettiest lady in the world wait, yeah, what the fuck we are way back now
Well, you know, that's cuz we're taking a road
Well, you know why dude, it's because we're talking about McDonald's on the street.
Yeah, and the McDonald's fried.
We're actually on the phone now.
It's on my phone now.
But I'm working here.
I'm working here.
Locked boys.
If you guys, I'm telling you, if we kill the whole map and get maxed out
this time, I would never ready up.
Hey, listen, listen, I'm going to wait till Peter comes back in here
so I can give him a good luck kiss. Peter, join up so I can give you a good luck kiss.
I'm not running up until you join up, Peter. Peter, Peter, please. Please, a good luck
kiss. Please, please, please, Peter, please, please. Fine. I will ready up in honor of
Peter in honor of Peter the man the myth and the legend Peter one time conquered
1,000 men at the Battle of Helm's Deep he slayed everyone with nothing but his
steel sword and assault and peppered burger and assault and peppered burger
Exactly. Exactly.
Foulton pepperoni.
Exactly.
Listen, you missed an important conversation between Peter and I.
What was his favorite? What did he like to eat?
So we asked him what sauce. He was like cheese and salt.
Cheese and salt.
Guys, even though that's a plain burger, it represents decisiveness.
It represents action, which is what I like about Mr. Peter.
He doesn't wait. He doesn't consider.
He strikes while the iron is hot. That is what I like about Mr. Peter.
You're Jane Boyce?
Peter bullied you for the first three games, telling you to get the fuck in the lobby and now, is that how you make friends?
Listen, I'm gonna take some vibes from it.
I give respect to everyone even if the respect is not returned.
And in return, Peter has come to my side. He has come to my aid. He has fought in this battle with me side by side, shoulder to shoulder.
him and I are souls united in this universe and this twisted universe where
two teams later should we go outside where where we yeah we can actually you
know what fuck yeah there's gonna be a team let's you where we spawn last time
I just saw them yeah fuck them if you should be right where we spot last time
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm fucking fated you're a peanut bro a whole-ass peanut
All right, do we just can't never do
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna go get that new utopia.
Not getting it, boys.
Not getting it.
By the way, I showed that thermal.
Nice.
But that thing didn't get used.
Do you not see thermal through windows?
Like in dark off?
Yeah, no.
You guys smashed the windows.
Yo, Vanchank, bring it in.
Oh my god, get the- hit the- hit the- hit the-
Yeah, they're here.
Oh.
They're here!
We need!
Oh my god.
I did it all in the ass.
We're on it! We're on it!
Oh, the stairs, boys.
Oh, the roof!
There's a fact that it's there.
So what is she the fastest?
So what is she the fastest?
And we're on the other, on the other roof!
They're hiding in the...
No, they're not coming.
I hear something about that name, by the way.
Am I?
Don't take the double! Get your facts out of the way!
There was a misspelling next to us.
Yeah.
Boys, are we going in the stairs? We're gonna die.
They ain't coming up these stairs.
and they peek up these hot windows yeah he's there he's there top left
window peanut where you're aiming
What's hurt?
You got a load, you got a load, you got a load!
Go to the right.
Wait, oh my god.
Don't need to rewrap.
I'm going to the right.
I'm hurt, I'm hurt!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, let's go.
No, it's your time for healing.
It's your time, it's your time.
I'm finishing me off.
I'm finishing me off.
I'm finishing me off.
I'm finishing me off.
I'm finishing me back
Yeah, I'm done, man
One spark
Dude, one spark
Is he healing?
I'm full blind, I'm full blind, Peter, where are you?
Oh, my truck, my truck!
We're about to be back, we're about to be back
I have the subject to drive, I have the subject to drive
Are they, are they in here?
On-chain, oh fuck, I can't think
On-chain is on, on-chain is on
I
Don't know how to jump on this walk
One game just
He's still on pink right here guys you can kill him easy
One up with me Peter
We're pushing hard
right right right on top of me right on top of me this guy
he was right here I don't know if you kill him go go go he's not dead he's not dead
he's inside the last one's inside it's so far on the corner dude
That guy's down inside that building you're aiming at
Yeah, boys, the hand-tower's done, the hand-tower's done!
Well, pack them up. Pack them up, pack them up.
Yeah, I got a body block there.
Guys, what's the most expensive item on a person? The gun, the helmet, the armor? What is it?
Gun and the ammo.
Gun and the ammo? Okay then, guys, in order to win this tournament, this is the last round.
We need to take these guys' guns and ammo and go kill another team and kill them, take the guns and ammo too.
you know I have a rush bag on me then in the doorway you can put two HK's in that
rush bag and then it only takes up half your bag and you should and you
should swap if what'll happen is swap your HK for somebody else's other team
yeah oh I know what you're saying yeah yeah but don't take my stuff out don't
take my stuff out because that's not the value oh wait oh this is you how I
This is me see that person icon. Yeah, that's me, but you want to take my bag because you can fit
Tentor eliminated trade 24k
We get this you so this is you
Yeah, yeah, but you want to take my bag so you can put the other guys guns in a guide. Okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a guy dead peanut over the wall behind you
And also out though here I can guide it on the one
Let me know when you're ready to tell you where the body is on
Give me one quick second watch one quick second
You just keep being sexy, okay? Don't take it out of shit. It's all us
Hey, this is the way this is both you guys
Behind you over the wall
We'll keep the bag go outside
wait
Where you were?
This guy's a you on what we just say we see this
I don't give a shit, but I was gonna lose him. I was gonna look this guy cuz he's close, so all right
Oh, where do I go where I go? All right other way other way the way away, uh, that's it right right? Yeah, right?
Okay, guys, okay, turn left turn left guy. Oh, yeah, okay turn left guy body. You saw it. There he is
Oh, yeah, there he is another one
There's another one over like where we died son here, right? Oh
Oh
Tear left. Yeah. Yeah, so we're
Yep, yep, oh no, let me take off his helmet's worth taking I don't think so, right?
No, take that helmet. Yeah, they're pretty small
Oh, how much ammo do these guys want to bring in what the fuck I know
This guy didn't even shoot a bullet
What an idiot!
I read!
Lude and boss
And Antonio, I'll guide you to the next body
I'll go get the hit there for now
Okay
I know where it is
Something's on the wall
Oh, you know where it is
Yeah
I want to take his armor, but I don't want it at the same time
Okay, I put this double side on the U191.
Is that supposed to go on there?
I don't know.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I'm just gonna keep my thermal Lucy for a second until we have more guns to pick up
let's do we kill a full four man yeah yeah I know this guy stuff was it was the
second guy I can loot. Oh, it's back by his ears, look at this. Little subjump. Little
subjump.
You got it? Where's the other guy I can loot?
Ammo take the bullets back over here on the side
She's she's she's she's she's you're the worst looter
I'm sure it doesn't bring up a team around at all, it does bring up a team around at
all.
Very nice.
I'm very nice, I seem to say.
I'm very nice at all.
Chair, if you're playing with her, congratulations, you've hurt me deeply.
Ridiculous.
That's it.
That's it, I'm whipping my cock out.
Wait is it worth it to take a zeroed armor
No, no, no
All right, whatever you say, boss
Hmm for it. No, I can make room if I really try
Who's this guy hold on you got the factory manager here
I'm gonna shoot the factory manager. I
Hey, you wanna stop you have more stuff for me? No, no, no, this is pretty much it
Wait a little clip in the bag what bag?
Guys, I'm I'm freaky fresh right now. I'm freaky fresh
I got maximum maximum load we're gonna get more we're gonna go get more we're
gonna double it we're gonna triple it
he's ready to move for me to take no you got all three bodies I live to
Yeah, you know I only do one missing one guy
Do the guy inside?
Outside bag peanut outside bag. Yeah, do you only look the guy outside?
Oh, yeah, I was a little guy. Well, no, I look the guy outside inside. Oh, it's ready to do to my oh
Here we go all right all right all right all right
There we go. Now we're cooking. If I could only put this thermal on the age
can I can drop this Uzi? I can't. Uh-oh, I'm a fat bitch.
Wait, take it. Don't keep the Uzi. Well, that's the thing is I can't put the thermal
on anything but the Uzi. You dropped the Uzi in the thermal. Fuck it.
You know a thermal?
What?
If you wear a thermal, it doesn't count for COVID-19.
I know, but I want to use it so I can see people.
So why don't we use it?
Gotta get the goop.
You gotta get the goop.
Get the goop.
I guess I'll drop it if you say so much.
All right.
He'll come in handy later.
All right, I'm heading out.
See you later.
Oh, okay. I'm chewing up.
There's no sight real.
It was a baby town.
A song is.
You got a fake lead in over there.
Oh my God.
FUCK THIS IS A TURNAMENT!
Alright, where's that extraction at?
Oh no, we're not going for extraction! We're going for kills!
This is- this is- this is everything is nothing pal!
This is everything is nothing! We're either win or lose right here!
Okay, that's fine, I can do that.
Well, we're gonna go with this left side then.
You can use the unspecifically knife.
Tears, boys, tears!
Whose bag is this outside by the way?
Mmm, that's a bad man's.
Very bad man.
Mr. Teemo.
Yeah, I looted it, yeah.
Why are we not doing too good? I want 90 bucks.
I'm pretty, pretty new right now.
Hold on, hold on.
Well, it's itty-bitty, Shabal. Let's get another team.
You and me team squad white did dynamic door times it you think
I'm down for it. He's busy. I'm packing these second bags real quick. I
Have a ton of room. Are you sure you don't need me gravity?
How much how much way I'm 75.83 kilograms 75. Okay, you can take some of this now
How you can drop the backpack
I
Need to
Okay, now I can run I
Can't run anymore you can't run you shut up a bitch. I
Have like a ton of stuff like I like energy
Have you still got your helmet on yeah, I still got my helmet on come come here. Come here. Drop your helmet here
I hide it hide it like that or some shit. I got yeah, I got yeah, I got the other guys have a look at this
Mm-hmm. Well that uh, that's hidden
Oh, they got a backpack full of airboat
Oh, I'm gonna run I'm good
Let's ride
Follow me boy, follow me boys
We should come across other teams as well mine. So I'll just
For this shake I hope
For their sake, I hope not miss I'm out keeping people's open because I'm gonna see you thinking too. All right, but
I'm down. I'm down. You need the way big dog
All right, we turn them into a nice meat bad. I got them
But I mouse I'm trying to relate to you trying to keep you in the loop. See you're doing something. You know
In the loop, you know what a beef bar guys? I
Have no idea what that is. Oh, you know, you know, you know what a beef bar guys. Oh
Yeah, babe. Bargain. Be bargain. Bitch pussy. Bitch pussy.
All right. I'm aware they act. If you had to tell me where these guys would be.
They could be stable, so we gotta be careful. They're stable is wide in front of us, okay?
But you gots okay.
Well, they were, like, a lot of teams were fine, originally, so...
Careful of that.
Just know you're playing with an elite soldier.
He doesn't die and never misses show that how many strength stands that I got
one more
I've got two more
Look I'd be careful here. Okay, that's what I believe is careful
I'm not I'm not in a good position here dude
Okay. Okay. I'm gonna get him.
Okay. I'm gonna get him.
Either way, in America, we call this a horse house.
Hey, Frosty. Oh.
Hey, vigilance.
Mm-hmm
Scapped on it. Let's go shoot you
God
Self-heast
Oh
We killed everyone to win the only way we win this turn it right now as we kill everybody we take everything
It seems I know if we leave now we lose anyway, just matter it's a long enough in situation
Are they sure scabs?
Like other shins zombies. Oh, they are they are it's a jumper. It's where the jumpers
Well, the the who's you do see the motel
I
Need more scram stems though. I had to he would take one of my boss
Eat up get a girl boy you need to milk
Not seeing anything right now
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
There's nobody down there.
So where was these other teams flying then?
That's the question.
You shot me.
I didn't hear much.
Hey I do.
You're just sitting in the extract.
They're just sitting in the extracts.
Shots, shots, shots east!
You had shots?
I heard shots from the east!
Distant, distant, very distant.
I see zombies inside the motels, so I got it there.
Actually keep moving. I'll leave that there. I'll leave that the motel
Very promise odd odd odd one left. What I won't go that way over here. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah me neither
That was a test. I was testing you you pass the test. I want you to summon. Oh, yeah, okay
I
There's a lot of showy sex motel at least we believe no one's there yet
Oh
I see that step someone we did not kill right for us in the trenches him
Oh
Metal yeah, I think there might be one up there
No, no, mind that's a scarf
I that that was pay as though one one 30. I'm pretty sure a dirty guy
It's what we're up either this big house right up here
Yeah, it was over the search and that could be shooting zombies again though. Oh, that's just an excursion jolly to me
I don't see nothing. I don't see nothing. It's got air as well. Okay, it's a viper, zombie.
We're really coming to play
That's a move to the job
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry
Trader are you at the booth?
Someone's right here, someone's right here on me.
Oh, nobody, it was just a scam, it was a scam.
Carrier!
Yo, come here, peanut.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
You're right.
Go to that machine, get a UAV.
Got it!
And then scan villas.
Got it, okay, UAV?
Experimental Individual or Bioshader?
The big four two by two the big one it looks like a
Sat-phone type shit. Okay. All right. I'm taking a guess
It's the biggest. I think I might head out to the movies here in a minute
Am I am I
Can you can you stand villa is just villa the one
There's behind us.
Let's go for it. We'll save the skin.
Oh, that thing made me too fat to run.
Can I drop it?
I'll wait. Two sets of teams.
You can buy the Stem Stem from the market.
It's a limited Stem.
Oh, right over here?
Yes.
Injury killer Stem?
Double click here to show you.
One will be a sedated one.
Oh
Oh
How do you sample is that it
Oh
My goodness
We're gonna cost a map and they're still in the school
What the hell?
Like, his team?
I let Raffi's boys out with a little warning this time.
Little warning.
How about are you dead too?
Yeah, dude. I got brushworky cans, bro. Some stables.
I was kind of confused how there was no one on our side of the map yet.
They went. They just went moving, bro.
She's Louise.
She's Louise.
Well, we got kills. That's all that matters.
Oh. That's true. That's true.
We got some kills. That's what matters most.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And we tried our hardest.
That's what truly matters.
Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
Like, because I'm trying to convince the devs
for a new format for these tornies.
out because I've seen nobody likes to move right on these
Tornys until like the last couple of minutes, right?
Do you know the encrypted disk in the game?
No.
Okay, so there's a it looks like a secret dock it spawns in
right?
But the main objective of the format is that it spawns in
like mid map, for example, and you have to extract with
it to win. So whoever's got it gets pinged nonstop on the
map. So you basically just got to fight for it's very similar
to that.
How can I explain it?
basically there's an objective like you have to extract with with that
incredible action yeah yeah yeah so well what stops like teams from just
hiding until another team grabs it then they hunt them right like for example
like if you looked at like airports you'd have to go inside because you can
extract with it there do you know I mean what about instead if you sit still
for 10 seconds to explode. That's cool. I would like maybe a feature, especially in this
these thornies where if you are like studs still for too long, like maybe you get like
pinged on the minimap or something. You do believe me, brother? You get smited by a
bulk of lightning from the sky. I like your idea, but I think you might just
turn into reverse camping because then the guys that get it, I'm just gonna sit in
in the house with the whole game.
Or the guys that get it, everyone waits for guys to get it
and then they try and get the guys who got it.
I mean, I think that you're on the right,
I think that would have been better,
but I think that there's still
even better version than that.
They're just gonna find a middle ground, right?
Isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
I still think you should sell for 10 seconds each.
Well, that makes no sense to me.
Something like that.
We all wear giant party hats with sparklers
Did you get I never question them while we're mm-hmm?
Did you guys enjoy the valley run when it was like lockdown game?
Rather than photo. Yes. Yes. I prefer I love games. We don't have max gear. That's like my day
That's like my thing. I love that. I'll say brothers all running around nine
That's possible
I'm just trying to think like the foot because obviously they asked for the feedback quite a bit
So like you guys are the biggest streamers like your input is like very crucial. I
Like extended fights. So if anything that would make it like honestly, I would prefer
You using crap guns with crazy gear that way you have to see like a thousand times
Everybody's in the metal time. So you're thinking like potentially like T5 armor
Like like we did in that at a valley map where if you actually head tried somebody you'd you actually get the you know
the kill and
You know like faster movement speed
Well, I'm not particularly I like the fast movement speed
But honestly I prefer I like when games are drawn out and everybody's alive and everybody's having fun
So I would honestly I prefer
Everybody has to use like a pistol and then everybody's got two six armor that we have to write
I just beat the crap out of someone to really get out
I kind of like if there's a max kit value because you get more variety and what people are gonna pick to use
Yeah, yeah, and when you give everyone unlimited money, they're just gonna buy all the best shit
Hunter out mags top tier everything, you know
Eat my bottle pussy
eat the literal shit out of my bottle
Grab a spoon, dip it in and eat it
Best people to stick. I think every single person
Oh, let's not consult the guy that plays video games all day every day that guy would know anything
You just stupid that's out
So you guys would like a little bit more like the viety then
For the tournament that streamers are in by the way, we're talking only see return aspect
I'm only I I'm gonna have fire
The only people that will be playing in these are fevering
There's another caveat an extract of that guys be a dub that helps to it gives an objective for people to fight over
Mmm, and it gives the extraction a meaning right it's an extraction show you have to extract with it
Well, it's also just like this thing is worth a shit ton of points or money
Like if you extract with this you you probably win the round so like it's worth going after you know yeah
Yeah, yeah, I like having something like that
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh, yeah
Or oh, yeah
I don't think do it like a guaranteed like secret doc type item that's in it tells you the POI
It's in but you have to find the container so you can't just run and grab it immediately you actually have to like search and hold it down
So that that's the encrypted desk basically it tells you the location of it
But I'll see you looting around trying to find it would be better. So it give you like a sec on the map
I
Like that idea actually
I'll feed that back to this. Did you guys enjoy it like obviously you guys are back on the new season?
You enjoy the new
armor and helmet system.
Why?
Just in case there's someone stupid
that like doesn't like might not like know the exact
caveats of the new armor and helmet.
It's just like just like some idiot that doesn't understand.
You might just like given a quick overview just like
just like idiots that doesn't know.
For the last couple of seasons, right?
So the way armor works was it was RNG.
I'm going to go on.
I could hit you five times, but you could hit me five times
and I'll die and I'll barely hit you
because you pen my armor immediately.
So the way the new armor system works
is that that doesn't happen.
You have to get the armor down to a low durability
before you start penning.
And then the helmets, there's no ricochet chance.
So you basically just will obliterate helmets.
So if you hit like a headshot two, like two to three
times, you're going to kill somebody.
I like that for armor, for helmets.
I'm in the middle. I kind of like that it's straightforward, but I also kind of like when you get that one level three
How much it bounces an absolute AP Lapua shot?
You feel like God just saved you when he reached down with his arm from the heavenly gates and save you
But I would say overall that's a positive change
All right, go nice nice. All right boys. Well listen
Whatever whatever the results are tonight. I actually had fun
I would actually love the the cast is to go into our in-game comms because I'm pretty sure we only spoke about food and
Shit like that
Appreciate the raise man. I really do enjoy you company boys. Thank you very much again
I have a good voice
Beautiful night boys. Thank you. You too
Peace out boys, peace, peace.
Alright boys, we're going to part two of the stream!
Part two! Part two of the stream!
This is a three-part stream, boys!
Now, I'm not gonna lie to you boys when I have loved to win that tournament.
Yes.
Yes, I would have.
Did I let the other people win on purpose to make them feel good?
Yes, obviously a blind man can see that
You know guys we won the last ABI tournament, so it's I was thinking you know
Summon us a time it's someone else's time. You knew that you didn't know I was
Know I was doing that. No, you did it. Oh you did. No, you did not well, you know guys sometimes
times. When you're the greatest player to ever live and get sexy and handsome and and really
good and the best and chiseled and have a six back and can lift 500 pounds dead lift.
And six foot nine and and have a 40 inch vertical and and just when you know sometimes
he's gotta let others win.
I mean, you know what I'm talking about guys?
Sometimes you gotta let other guys,
that's it, well I just kept it to the basics.
A massive cock, massive cock, massive balls.
I kept it to the basics.
And very humble, yeah and when you're very humble
and honestly when you're the most humble.
When no one is better than you at being humble.
You know, you gotta let others win.
You gotta let others win
because it's important that everyone's included.
And that's why I let everyone win today. That's why I didn't win. That's why I didn't take the goal today on purpose
You know, you know, I mean maybe next time maybe I next time I'll just take it because I can take it whatever I want or whatever
Or whatever the shit. Yeah, but guys
But but but that brings me to part two of the stream of a three-part stream
I'm very chill big facts big facts. Whatever times it would have times it
Well, you know, whatever types in times it would have a times you guys that brings me to part two
of three of the stream for part two boys,
we are joining Habibi, Demek, Coconut, and John
for a game or two of Mr. War Dogs right here.
And then part three of the stream,
which will start at probably 11,
we're gonna do that trailer part game again.
We're gonna get a bunch of guys, trailer part game,
and close out the night on a good note boys.
We're gonna close out the night on a good note.
Alright boys, that's part two and part three of the stream.
Let me go get the gang.
Let me go get the gang.
Let me see where they're at.
Where are these fools at?
Where are these fools at?
Let me see where these fools are.
Let me see.
Oh Habibi's already here.
Let me tell you something.
Habibi is always prompt.
Habibi is always on time.
Habibi always gets this man.
That's what I like about Habibi.
Mr. Habibi!
Mr. Habibi, yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla,
yalla, yalla, Habibi!
Yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla.
What are you waiting for?
How should we?
I have a power inside me. I want to take down tall square looking forms.
I don't want to say the actual word but they people build them.
They make them tall.
And then some people live there.
They work there some people they eat there I want to take it down
Passion
But I was in a hava I was in a havoc for the last hour and a half and boy. Oh boy
Is that thing crazy?
Yeah, it's crazy. By the way, speaking of the Twin Towers, did you know there was a Spider-Man movie that was coming out and it was being made for 9-11?
And the movie had the Twin Towers and he swung from them. And because of 9-11, they took him out of the movie.
But if you go back and watch the movie, in one scene of the movie, you can actually see the Twin Towers in the reflection of his Spider-Man glasses.
I
Did you know you know red alert you ever play red alert? I know
Before
They had the Twin Towers on the front
Can you say happy birthday to my friend?
Russians on it shit like that
You can't be having that you can't be having that I let me teach them I listen to this whole conversation and I understand I
Listen to this whole conversation and I understand I'll tell you that right now
Why do you act like you're 20 years old sometimes you don't know what the fuck red alert is?
No, I know I know what red alert is I
I
Love run alert
What about I mean? I remember I was I would I should buy red alert and then sell
red alert
Yeah, yeah free credits I got in high school because my teachers didn't know how to burn CDs
Are you serious?
What is it called? You want the new Batman? Yes, I would give you do you think we're 90
We're not gonna be able to know how to do the stuff the kids are doing like like
What if there's like a new device like nowadays like like 3d virtual
You know see
I feel like I feel like I feel like I'll be able to figure it out
I feel like I'll be able to figure that I feel like we will we I think we were born in that in that in-between
between where we have to learn.
Yeah, I will say this, I will say this,
I don't know if at 90,
I'm gonna care about it enough to learn though.
That's the fact that you gotta kind of think about.
I think I could if I wanted to.
I just don't think I'm gonna give a fuck.
Because I'm 90 and virtual reality is so good.
I got,
you're busy.
Virtual Latina baddies around me.
You're busy cranking all.
And in my house, because of the virtual reality glasses,
there's a beach in Tahiti.
And I'm sipping there, sipping virtual mojitos.
I don't think I'm going to give a fuck.
So that's the problem.
That's the problem right there.
I agree.
You probably won't give, but maybe you'll
be able to learn it in VR.
Remember?
You know what?
I don't think I'll ever be good at flying drones.
like the way these kids fight drones.
No, that's just like fuel.
That's just like fuel.
Let me drop gimmick in here.
Let's get his input.
Gimmick, when you are 90, are you going to have virtual Latina baddies sipping mojitos
on a beach in Tahiti or not?
Do you think it's gimmick is doing that glitch where he says you're talking but you're not talking?
You have to be saying this for advice.
Do you think he'd bring his wife into his VR world so that they're together forever?
And then we bring in another girl
What was that I was saying you think when you're 90 are you gonna be learning new things?
Or do you think you're gonna be in 3d virtual world with the Tina baddies and sipping mojitos on a beach in Tahiti? Oh
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we'll be we'll be learning nothing. Yeah
I
Will be up to whatever dystopian
Program you can can you know, I don't know you know whatever whether it's physical
Heroin or some kind of digital
Hair is black me up the sky is black because of all the factories
Producing stuff all the birds are dead the trees have been dead for ten years
Yeah, I don't give a shit. I don't care. I'm sitting underground
500 meters in a bunker with a virtual reality goggles on the Tina Maddie seven mehitos
I'm not beat to beat
My non-vital organs to squeeze out six more months. Yeah of my
$50,000 a month rent. Yep
to please my
Overlord and I'm gonna spin that last
Have us all killed by then is very hopeful. No guys. I'm
I said this before I'll say this again. Let me just see my seat down here
I will not be killed by AI. I
Will not be pleased and thank you because I say please and thank you may use 10 to be and that's true
They guys if you don't think they're gonna they're not gonna remember that they will remember that I say, please
He is the alpha wolf, says please and thank you.
Listen, the alpha wolf is an alpha.
A-WOAH!
Because, a-WOAH!
Because he doesn't say please and thank you.
He is the alpha wolf, a-WOAH!
Because he says please and thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, is he?
That's what makes an alpha wolf?
Yes, yes.
Yes, it is.
The courage to do what is right.
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I'm sure.
Okay, alright.
Uh, writing this down, so...
Happy Down Sick! Can you wish my friend Faith a happy birthday?
She's a big fan and always watches you every day!
Could you give her a message about gambling?
Gambling is great!
I always tell my kids to shut the fuck up.
So if I want to be the CEO of Pool of Lemons,
you could cut all over your body
or get her ass a pet dog with peanut butter in her asshole.
I should just treat people well and be nice.
I'm about to write this down, and I don't have a pen, so I only got a pen.
I gotta make sure I get this right.
The most successful people in the world are kind, empathetic, and polite and respectful.
Is that it?
It is fantastic.
It is fantastic.
The alpha wolfs of society?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
The big white club, you're saying.
Papapine, my boys, get married, come on.
Get laid!
I can't disclose that he made me sign an NDA wait who made you sign the NDA I can't tell you
wait hold on wait wait what's going on now let's see yo see you all who
I can't say, I can't say, he's gonna go to jail.
stab me with a pocket knife, kiss me on the lips and they said he'd give me
$500,000 if I never speak about it again don't listen guys you got to go
wait oh wait you're saying you're saying that a CEO kissed you on the
mouth and said if you never speak around again he'll give you $500,000
Well, he stabbed me with the pocket knife while the knife was still in it.
He kissed me on the lips.
He ran out the door at full speed, and then he ran back in with a big stack of papers
and said he'd give me $500,000 if I don't tell anybody about what just happened.
Wait, hold on.
You're saying that a CEO stabbed you with a knife, ran, he stabbed you with a knife,
kissed you, and said the pocket knife.
And he would, if you didn't tell anyone, he would give you $500,000.
$500,000, but he did have a gun in my head when he said when he said that you had a pocket knife and a gun
That seems redundant. Why wouldn't you just have a gun?
Well, he didn't want to kill me. He just wanted to part. I think it was part of the end
You want to kill you why you stab you?
You can say it was a pocket knife, you know, he just wanted to wound. I think he wanted to wound me
He wanted to kiss a wounded man. I don't know. It's this thing
I just find the wounded man.
You're saying it right now.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
That never happened.
I can tell when gimmick is lying.
That never happened.
That never happened.
How could you possibly say,
That never happened. I can tell when he's dying. I know him very well. I know him very well
Very very well very very well if I was Jeff Bezos
I buy up all the oil in the world and I dump it in the ocean. I
Didn't say it was Jeff Bezos. He did that. I didn't say it wasn't Jeff Bezos
He did that I didn't say one way or the other
And also I'm pretty sure that is what some of the one some of them have done who's the leader of Exxon
I don't know. I don't know. Well, I'm pretty sure he did that multiple times. He loves it.
I heard that's his favorite hobby. He loves it. He likes to watch from offshore. Listen, I get the
mistakes happen and, you know, oil goes in the ocean, but I can't believe those guys aren't
trying for like, trying to get some air. I love them at the club. Welcome to the club.
Yeah, I get it, I feel like he's got a kind of...
He got a kind of 24 seconds, so that happens to be like,
Stop it.
Time to pop another one in, and grab another same juice.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, boys!
Team!
Cheers, my boy.
Peanut, for probably not...
Mm-mm.
Because, I mean, listen, I get that accidents happen, but if you don't scare them, then
it'll happen more often.
You know what?
You don't scare them.
And you guys...
You guys fright me in the heart.
Far too logical.
Far too long. Far too rational and reasonable to be real
Gigi welcome in welcome in hello. Hello guys
We were sweet non John and Coco
Oh
Very nice and attorney
Thank you. I would have taken first place, but I decided to give it to you on purpose
once you know that. I already told you in the first place that we were going to win.
No, I could have won easily. I gave you the win on purpose. I gave you the win on purpose.
It was honestly simple. It was elementary even. Yes, yes. I don't know if you know this
since you listen, don't leak this, but I played that entire tournament with my monitor
off to give everybody else a chance. It's true. It's true.
I also play it with no legs, no arms too.
That's why eating is really, really hard.
I don't know why we're being raised into this.
I feel like we're having a calm, cool,
collected conversation, and that immediately,
immediately Saddam Hussein popped in the chat
and gave me the business.
And let me tell you another thing.
Let me tell you another thing.
Let me tell you another thing.
You can make your own electric eel
if you hooked up 20 car batteries to each other
with a motor and just dropped in the ocean
as then
you could you could drive it around and if it dies
bonus bonus
twenty car batteries in the ocean
seven cents or not
mhm exactly
exactly that's the bomb that is here you met sedum yes it's not was saying is
right there he got a he said he died as a rat
i'm sorry he's still uh... he's still with us he's right there
is gj i remember seeing a very particular video it didn't it's a it was fake it was it was a
fake it was a lie it was a fake it was a lie it was a lie i have a picture of me with no beard
and i look like his fucking nephew i know what brother listen you think i'm kidding you think
is a joke but actually I don't even think you think it's a joke hold on let me okay hi
Hi, Gingy.
Hi.
Hold on.
I said you won the tournament.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Congrats, congrats.
Where the heck is that coconut and John guy?
Where the end?
They come in or should we just start a game?
I mean, coconut is probably a mid game right now.
I'm sure you know how he gets locked in.
He gets into an elevated state of consciousness
when he's when he's in his flow state.
I sent it to you peanut, but do not show.
Holy shit.
They started doing.
They started to show up.
Oh, holy shit.
They put me at the funeral Saddam Hussein on some random guys.
Holy shit.
You're about to sell me a 2002 Honda Civic at a great price.
Are you kidding?
I would send you a fake one.
Oh, Honda Civic is bullshit.
How about the Breitling watch?
Would you like one of those yeah, was I supposed to say that because I should just show them
Oh, thank God, okay?
Alright, okay good that's good. Thank you. I should get you know, anyway, it's oh, it's AI. Oh, oh, thank God, okay?
I see we just start with Adam. I don't think they're here because yeah, we're gonna just take me
I mean, oh, he's in there. He's in there. He's in the way. Welcome in, Mr. Coco. Welcome in bars
Howdy-howdy Coco. You're gonna be proud of me boss. What I got the beef if
We can get the medical bag
Okay, guys, I don't know if John's joining so I say we just join one
Yeah, yeah guys. Alright everybody go to settings go to gameplay and turn on streamer mode and anonymous
But let me know what you've done by saying
I'm good
Oh, that's true a BB. JT excited to get some words down in earth some not words
I'm already I'm already there an anonymous mode. She bought a nice would now press shift tab and makes you invisible mode for stream say
like you got that invisible I think I don't even think it has we heard the beginning of it
whenever she yells her might dude it's the funniest thing when I see clips of Jinji yelling
because her mic goes to like 1% and you can still kind of hear like from it like it's like
it's like when you walk outside you hear somebody screaming from like five blocks away
and you're like something wrong but it's like so far away that it's like well i'm not my problem
You often go outside and hear people scream for five months away.
I mean, it's usually kids, yeah.
I hate it when you hear something like,
what's your help those kids?
And then you hear some other kids screaming,
and you're like, oh, it's just kids.
I feel like peanuts neighbors hear that all the time.
Yeah, but they're all alone.
They come over here, they try to tell you,
quiet down, sonny, I'll kick their walker.
We'll have to control the drill.
They have a chance to get somebody to come
and help them back to the house.
I'll put the card right hand.
Good job!
I've got a nice quick strike to the throat is the best way to deal with the elderly.
Yeah, boop you dad.
So, boop you dad.
Exactly.
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Am I do I place in this universe wait am I in the right lobby? I hope so I
joined off of you
Who's stone who's stone? I'm stone. I'm stone. Are you November? Yeah. Yeah, I am in the right lobby
Hey, everybody join Echo One, Echo One.
All right, I am spinach.
Howdy, howdy, Crash.
Really?
Wait, wait, who's Rose?
Me.
And then we miss one guy, who we miss him?
Coconut?
A baby in coconut.
Did coconut, I haven't heard from coconut in a while.
What did I just hear about it?
I don't know if he's in this.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
I'll lock it for now when he comes back
And we'll get him in there.
We'll get him in there.
You see?
I have that.
I have that.
I could just knew.
Yeah, honestly, that kind of helps me recognize who you are.
Rose is a girl's name.
That's so funny.
I'm stoned!
I'm stoned!
Don't be cold.
Who's November?
I'm November, I believe.
All right, I'm in and I'm dead.
November I believe all right I'm in and I'm dead join echo one join echo one
miss coconut echo one I'm in oh he's
he brought on this guy no but you can eat my butthole please please you're
November I'm stoned ginger help who's spinach I'm a spinach okay and then
zebra is coconut okay okay god dude I just looted a guy he had a fob and
Everything on him and his body just disappeared unloodable. What the hell?
That'll happen. I love it. All those big jobs
Yeah
Yeah, I bet you are I bet you are heavy me my days are numbered my time
I'm sorry, I meant to our random stranger
What are we doing what are we doing?
That was the blue team!
What? What are we doing?
You're lucky I didn't hit the tower.
Honestly, I think we are lucky.
Let's count our blessings. Let's count our blessings.
You don't need me Habibi. Call me Spinach. My name is Spinach.
Sorry, please stop.
Sorry, sorry, please. Please don't hit that one too soon.
Please. Please.
That guy who gave me a stir already.
Drops a great start guys.
Yes.
We like a deficit.
We like a deficit.
Bye-bye, solo.
That's what my-
Ah, the lamp and-
Bye-bye, solo.
Ah, the lamp and all those big jobs boys.
Alright guys, let's get these wheels up boys.
Let's get these wheels up.
Finish.
Who's finished?
There you go.
Let's get these wheels up boys.
Wheels up!
Who's finished?
So who's finished?
That's me, that's me.
I'll be the first time on the leaderboards.
I mean, November, whoever that is, top of the list.
Wheeljump! Wheeljump!
Here we go, here we go.
Alright, here we go, here we go, boys.
I don't mean a bunch.
Ah, the old buses.
Yeah, mm-hmm, that'll happen, that'll happen.
Guys, let me tell you, some blue team will win because of us five today.
Us five today will win, will claim victory for the blue team.
Yeah!
Yeah!
This is, I might be talking crazy, but this is what I've heard.
All of us take the circle
And you kill the enemies you win, I think
Oh really?
Oh really?
Oh really?
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhhh
Ohhhh
Oh
Jumping?
I'm gonna jump before I crash
There's a uh, group of regs
Uh, okay. In the middle of the field here.
Ah, excellent.
And I'm dead, and I can't go home.
Excellent, excellent.
There are about 10 Reds in the field.
Don't worry, Mr. November, I am on the way.
Don't you worry about it. I'll be coming.
I'll be coming.
I already killed myself.
Go ahead.
I already killed myself.
Who's someone to our left, Mr. November?
I'd be very cautious getting up.
This is a dangerous day for life.
I'm not joking.
There are 10 dudes.
I'm gonna go over here. It's just you safe from here
Okay
Yeah, I know we don't buy me boys. Don't buy. Okay. Well, you mind me guys
Nice so we have to bring the blue team up said holy shit
Hey how you doing?
Hey how you doing?
God damn!
I'll go away, I'll go away, I'll go kill dreams.
Yeah, you go away pal, when you hold down that F button.
We hold the F button.
Oh my god!
Nice, nice, there's Batman on me, very bad man.
Evil men evil evil evil say this month evil say this month
You will see this one with incredibly low accuracy
Pack it a little bit of packing where all these reds to it on territory up in our grill
Just to get it
Shooting his own
I'm gonna have to push the manager to the east side of our farm right now in the middle of the field.
Are you still alive, Mr. gimmick?
No, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, well, that'll happen on those big guys.
Like the wave crashing over the white sand beach.
Oh, that sounds elegant, that sounds beautiful.
I was the same.
There's a man in this building right here if I can have any type of backup or some type of a military
Sister-in-sat any any given moment that would be that would be great
You don't have any possible weird spot. Yeah, I'm coming in. I'm coming. We're kind of by ourselves here, Pete
Well, hold on that wait. Wait. Hold on. Wait you are you next to me? Yeah, I'm coming
I got what I got what we're kind of cooking boys
We're just building a farm in the middle
Excellent
I can use that assistance at any given moment. Oh, yeah
I'm running up. Oh
Was the app you did this house right here
Fooling around just
I know you're in that house, and I know you're a big bitch.
I'm coming up there to fuck you.
Oh, I'm about to cook him.
I'm about to cook his ass.
Watch this.
Watch this.
You see that?
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Write that down, pussy.
Shot that down and you book him how to do it.
No, I don't.
Can't let him get on to us.
I'm coming.
Welcome Mr. November!
I'm dead, I'm dead! Other house!
I'm looking, I'm looking! I don't see him!
He's crouching, second floor.
Guys here too?
Oh, shit.
Shit, they're on you.
Well, Peanut exposed the server. He talked.
But only that guy knows about it.
Only that guy knows about it.
It's fine, it's fine. We're fine.
Please, sir! I'm not Peanut!
I am El Hordo!
Hold on, John.
I come from Greece. I have a huge
That's all you need to know about me. I got you mr. Sieber don't you worry? Oh
How are you on this fine day from right outside our farm? It's a double-fab. I'm gonna fist you I don't worry
Hold on now just do a little bit more on me. I'll fist you later sir. Don't worry
Little bit of packing
No, it's not he cannot can ban for something I say in chat scripting
I literally can get banned for something you say in chat. That's
It's not the stupid people that get stupid people with the confidence. I'm gonna lie
They're a car!
With the confidence of a liar!
There's a boy over there on this side shooting at us.
I would say I do have a bit of leniency because there's a lot of you motherfuckers saying stuff.
I do get a bit of leniency because I can't catch a boss, but that actually is a rule.
Right now, to be honest...
There might be a way up the top.
I've got a car! I've got a car!
No, we can just go right up, right here.
Where?
It's in the anti-airfab. I saw this on YouTube.
This is an anti-airfarm. I saw this tutorial on YouTube.
Really?
I literally exactly it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the tube?
On the tube.
On the tube?
Well, a captain.
Now we can use our helicopters.
Helicopter!
Helicopter!
Actually, we absolutely should.
OK, you take it.
I'm going to hold this.
Are we already in there?
I'm in the last swimwear.
Whoa.
Yes, sir, brother.
Yes, sir.
This is it.
OK.
You want to cover me?
You want to cover me?
I got you. Yeah. Hold on now. Wait a second. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Yep. Let me just get you up
here. Stop flailing around. Stop flopping around. Stop flopping around. Stop flopping around.
Okay. You stop me flopping. Stop me flopping. What? So you stop me flopping at once.
You understand you flop one more time. There you go.
I'm up. There you go. Bye.
I'm taking it. You have to hold it. Don't make the same mistake.
Is there anyone in here? Is there anyone in here?
Who's in here? Is anyone in here?
Our fob's getting more scared.
Is anyone in here? Who's in here?
We're just standing right next to the door.
Who's in here? Is anyone in there?
Get out of the way.
Is anyone in there? Who's in there?
Is anyone in here? Who's in here? Hold on now.
Who's in here? Who's in here? Hold on now. Who's in here?
God damn soldiers! Fuck their dead bodies right now!
I teach a man how to fish if you can drop a bunch of fish for your helicopter
Blue key blue key boys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think we should send a strike team
Strike team not right here. Pretty good. I can't have a set but I don't know what the other one's are
We should give you that but I
There's trickling out of this tower here. Oh, we got more
War crime spotted the war experiments
Almost there I'm almost there
Oh, there's still another one here
one's dead there's another one still he's got a sniper
there's just you and me now boys
there's you and me
he's somewhere he shot me
hold on there
Hold on now hold on now pledge your allegiance to the blue team
Pledge your allegiance to the blue team right now
Pledge your allegiance to the blue team, huh?
Save blue team is the best right now. I swear to God
Oh
Is blue dress out moon stretch I want to see that my face
I would shit my face pussy. Yeah, I would take my face pussy shit my face bitch. Oh
fuck you I
Think I took the other guys down that was actually extremely risky
I was scared there for a second.
That was cool.
Thank you.
That's right Mr. Olive.
Thank you.
You would not mind moving your fat ass out of the doorway.
I would greatly appreciate it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, I mean what?
Thank you, Olive.
My fat ass fits just fine.
Oh, I dropped my own gun.
Yeah.
I'll join you guys.
It's on the ground.
Is that cool?
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Oh
Okay
All right, okay, we've got ourselves in the pickle now
We got ourselves
Hold on now, okay, okay, this is the situation
I'm just trying to die in my face.
Oh, blue team.
It's crazy how this needs to be a case study, man.
This is like a psychological phenomenon.
How can an entire team be that big up of-
Here we go, boys.
Here we go, boys.
Alright, let's ride!
I cannot believe I just dropped the enemy's team gun
gun and then I gave him my own gun and then almost got myself killed and then my own gun
was in a wall and then I had to be controlled in the tower and get my own gun back.
That was not the series of events that I thought was going to play out there.
But that's okay.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
Close the door.
That means I got nothing.
That means I got nothing.
It's no big deal, boys.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Is this our base?
Whose base is this?
It's our, no, no, no.
We're taking it, we're taking it.
Oh, let's take it.
That's the plan.
Let's take this, bad boy.
Okay, I'm starting to take it.
Well, hold on, I didn't mean right now.
Let's just think about it for a second.
What do you mean?
Well, is that really what we want to do?
Yeah.
OK, well, all right then.
Well, then what do we do?
Go ahead and take it then.
I'm taking it.
Absolutely.
Ridiculous.
Gigi always goofing around, dilly-dallying around.
I like that, bud.
I like that.
Exactly, exactly.
I like that.
I can't get in this maze.
I'll take what?
OK, we got it.
Great work, Gigi.
Guys, you see the enemy car coming?
Got him, I killed him.
Nice.
Good job.
Good job!
Oh, yeah.
Little bit of back.
They weren't quite done.
They weren't quite done.
I see we're into that hot joke.
Once again, the blue team supports.
This place is clear.
Hmm
Smooth roll up by that guy. I don't know what he was doing. I think he might have been stupid
He might have been a stupid person
I'm ready to go what we do it on he looks to this guy's helicopter
It's broken. I don't know if you can tell
No job was doing something about auto repair the day of the day. How do you auto repair it?
Yeah, you jump with hop in the helicopter you click a button and then it would auto repair. How do you do that?
I don't know if you see you guys
How do you playing on my 10 to your dad? I'm very scared of this game. They call me the little broadest game
Yeah, that's what he's he's there right there. I'm gonna grab a beer
No, we don't need a wrench. I get this thing flying. We got a way
I
One of these buttons
Okay, John was sitting in the alley got repaired it over and over again yesterday
That's sweet. I think you need a you need an actual
I got to build a refueling station in the park
Did you fix it yes boss I can fix about anything that's got an engine
Yeah, let me tell you what we're gonna do we're gonna land right on top carrot one and take those rude friends and they got
I mean those green green friends and they got
Yeah fuck them fuck them all greens and reds
These fucking blues too are right here
Fuck the blues as well yes sir really yes sir
Lock it in, boys.
Oh, that's awesome.
Auto-repairing spawn base.
Oh, apparently it was an auto-repair of the spawn base.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you got to hop in the helicopter, boss.
That's your step, you miss it.
Oh, yeah?
Why'd she fucking land it?
Ooh, I should know.
They should wait.
Oh, shit.
Land it safely, boss.
What is happening?
Guys, are we so good right now?
Hello?
Alright, get the wrench out.
Alright, get the...
Okay, where's the wrench at?
Put it in park there.
Put it in park...
Yeah, hold on, go ahead and put it in park.
I'm gonna have to assess the situation.
When I put it in park.
Alright, lock it in boys, lock it in.
We're heading to the hot zone boys.
I don't understand why I always have the best point of view
Well, maybe if he had just jumped in the damn helicopter, we would have been out of there by now
Right away. Yeah, maybe I just jumped in the damn helicopter. We would have been out of there an hour ago
We might have a cheater. I just died like I just died well that no that that's just I think that's just
Yeah, I'll go some. Hey, uh, stone and rose and no shot. No, nothing. No shot. No, nothing.
I'm trying not to yell. It's very hard. No shot. No, nothing. Oh, God. Do I want to yell?
No shot. No, nothing. Oh, good heavens. There's someone behind us.
Who just shot me?
Hey.
You guy?
A man.
A man?
Who are you guys just made to be truckmen in front of my boys?
What?
What?
There's a home view right there and I got a wrench, baby.
Really?
Can you repair it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
That looks unrepairable.
Yeah, hey boss.
Boss, I'm on the road.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't you worry. I'm on the way
There you go. Here we go. I got you. Don't do it pop. This is a kid. Don't do it most things
Thank you on table that hot dog boy to the
room with that faint beeping noise was
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a beeping noise. Do that again shit. That's a warning sign that bad things are to come
You know, you would assume that I would know what faint beeping noises mean right before the explosion especially
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, there's a green guy right in front of me.
He's just walking like he owns a town.
You know a lot of microwave things, or something?
Heady microwaver?
Oh, I'm a heavy microwaver.
I'm a heavy.
Let me teach him.
Long nods, then.
Hey, probably be a funny guy.
Hold on now.
Terry's birthday.
Could you get a little better?
Happy birthday, Terry!
Happy birthday!
Always going to full of mad collectivity.
Let me teach him.
You know there's people out there that
believe the microwave mutates the food.
Oh, and I'm getting it.
Yeah.
OK.
Careful, Jimmy.
Give me a clue.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm getting shot from a totally different direction
here.
Hold on.
I can get some information.
I'm almost there.
All the way.
We're smoking right now.
Thank you, good job.
Thank you, good job.
We're back!
Now, we gotta get that hot Joe to ASAP.
I'm gonna go to that house and be a little flaky on him.
Grab his tongue and twist it.
Who's that?
What happened?
I'm out of heels.
I'm out of heels and I'm gonna die forever.
I'm gonna be a little flaky on that guy right now so I don't know if there's more.
Oh flanky flank.
I'm gonna pick up a bunch.
Okay.
Oh never mind.
Never mind.
You're on the road.
Have a good time.
Good luck today.
Someone smoking?
All right, well, there's a sniper. There's a sniper to the southeast out these I got seven health and no use
I got heels on me. I got smokes on me. Oh, dude. That's so good D
Maybe later
I'm gonna go grab a silly juice in okay. All right
I'm coming all right. I don't know who's spinach. Okay. All right. And little bit of back in MG 42. Got the batteries. All of them. It's a lot of better. We'll grab two batteries.
batteries okay all right that's I don't think we'd be over there anymore guys you
got some snipers looking at it was interesting that was let me tell you
that was interesting
Cheers!
What are we doing?
Cheers!
I gotta- Oh!
Well, I guess I'm free now.
Cheers boys!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Ah!
Excellent!
Excellent!
Well, guys, I have been vaporized.
Old man, Zaykins, was defending his mobile abode with a double-bill shotgun and put one
in my melon.
With a double barrel shotgun and put one in my melon
Who's zebra
Federal BI agent
Boy y'all get in there. I'm coming y'all I'm coming. All right. I don't know
We wheels up miles wheels up
I'm to the family yet again
If you what is your medic at have you locked the vector?
No, I mean what the 30 rock max the MP5 yet got he medic is like the slowest class
I'm only level 24, and I heal a lot of guys like killing ton of guys, too
I'll show you look I got one do we cap it? Yeah, I'm number one. He'll see me drop right on one
Seven revives
Thank you, doc.
We'll be landing.
Well, by the way, did you guys see that the first?
I don't know if it's just a roo-bird, Doc.
I heard the first wipe of war dogs is only a month long.
I heard that, too.
I think that's a terrible mistake, if it's true.
I don't think that was a good idea.
It's a lot of balancing.
Yeah, a new wave of people coming in and getting fucked.
Yeah, I mean.
I think for the very first one,
It might be a good idea that way everybody knows what's going on and they can all start at the same pace
maybe maybe
Hey, nothing sir force. Oh, we got the circle we can actually get some points right here boys
Yeah, some moment.
Mm-mm.
This is a moment.
I'm pushing up to the church.
I'm going to.
Who's Mr. November?
Who's Mr. November?
Hey, me, me.
I'm behind you, Mr. November.
It's Mr. Stone.
We need to hit our flow state.
We're not in a flight.
It's very difficult to get through flow state.
We got to get through flow state.
We got to get through flow state.
I am dead immediately.
Flow state had five enemies on the hill.
down at us. I perished so literally immediately. Flow state is TVD. Flow state is TVD. We'll
catch Flow state later. Let's put a pin in that. Let's put a pin in that. I could use
a quick revive if it all possible. Oh yeah. It's very thankful. You know what's great?
You know what's great and really cheap in this game? Why? Smoke grenades. Smoke grenades
are very cheap. You know what? Very useful. Oh wait. Let's go back to base. You
You grab four of them and shove them way up your ass!
You think, yeah?
You know what?
That's it!
That's the whole plan!
I'm a clever jerk!
I'm gonna mess you.
If we had a smoke, they would both be up.
No!
I'm too strong!
You're about to be...
Oh, should I?
I'm a clever jerk!
I don't play!
Why do you guys Jesus Christ?
Mr. November, what are we doing?
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
Mr. November!
We're dead! We're dead!
We're taking a left.
You're dead.
Why every time I join you, you're dead, P.S.
Why every time I bring you a statue of a father.
Stop fucking around, going for the church.
Fuck you.
Do the church charge!
This doesn't matter.
Leave it!
This is a church.
I'm not going to go to church.
I'm not going to go to church.
I'm not going to go to church.
I
Matter today
The circle doesn't have to matter every day one more guy
Locking we got guys east as well you guys passed me
I'll be please god
No the alpha wolf does care about circles
I'm just that
This is your piece of me
I
Saw you who are you I'm the other guy next to him
Thank you
We're coming from where they coming from guys we are gonna all our guys. I'm sick of the point
I was gonna guys up. Let's get out guys up. Let's get up. What's up?
We can't stop, we can't stop, we can't stop, we can't stop.
Bob and Reed, Bob and Reed, Bob and Reed!
And get inside the church, silly goose!
What are you doing out here?
Alpha Wolf merch. Alpha Wolf merch?
Yeah.
That's a good idea that's a very good idea
The right guy just gave up which leave me believe there's no one guys around
You should pick mag pack it that we head to the circle, baby
We want to kill those fucking mortars, so we don't do it anymore so let's get to the circle
Take a little peep take a little peep see if we can get a couple extra put
Because I can see on the MP9 where they cut it out of a green screen
Like a lot
You guys see that this green
His green specks everywhere over the FB 9 you see that voice that's just a picture right there
Yeah, we didn't help we didn't help over here
I'm coming boys, I'm coming
Get up soldier get up
Bunch of reds, right? Bunch of reds?
You're a bunch of dirty reds!
Are you a foot? Okay.
Jacket is being demolished!
What the hell is she doing? You see that?
What an asshole!
Guys, there's no way we're all gonna die.
the guy with three bottles of lotion and a bottle of baby oil in a fucking bush. Are we dead serious?
YAH! SHE'S IN THE BUSCH! We're all dead. We're not all dead. We're not all dead. We're all dead.
EVERYONE IS DEAD! And well...
That's the guy in the bushes said you're all fucking stupid.
Interesting coming from a guy in a bush.
Also, does he know he's playing against the blue team?
I mean, come on.
Ooh! Who's stupid now, huh, buddy?
Who's stupid now?
I bet he saw it.
It's never ending. It's never ending.
Oh, got me boys, got me boys, quick!
You're up, you're up.
Who's stupid now, pal? Who's stupid now?
That's not gonna get you
Who's gonna get me
There's people over here
Over yonder over yonder
Right yonder right yonder
got one
got two
got three
anybody hit a flow state?
flow soon right now much on the verge but the flow since they keep getting
blocked right on the cost of a flow still
you know yeah well I'm hitting I'm hit by flow see right now much I'm hit by
right now
I can feel it
Oh I think I got one
I got a bag!
Yeah I see that
Little bit of packing
Little bit of packing
Little bit of packing
Little bit of packing
Nice I got my full state
Grave is calling it
Grave is calling it
I got my full state
Shit
What was I talking to the edge of the map for what?
I'll be my first team!
Guys, what do you see there?
I'll be my first team!
What do you see there, November?
I'll be my first team!
Are you in? You hit it?
Shit!
You're outside?
I need to hit my fucking immediately.
I'm going in!
Never mind!
He's just sniping that tower!
He's not kind!
He's on the second floor.
Yeah, we gotta push through the tower. I'm going on some. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm going.
I'm going. I'm going. Here you go. I'm going on the road, Coco.
I got multiple guys dead over here, I need help.
I'm down on the road Coco, straight ahead of you.
Oh my god, look at that!
Okay, I'm flanking these guys.
They gotta look at this boy!
Hey, who's uh, Spinach is Habibi, Zebra is Coco, is that you?
I'm Mr. Stove.
Someone right here.
I'm Mr. Stone. I'm a side character in fifty seats. I'm Mr. November
You can see how I got because I just got a crazy rocket on there
So guys what I mean you guys what I mean
I'm a little far from you
I'm gonna
Buttercream
I'm in the middle of my shit nowhere
There's one guy over here we gotta clear out. Oh, we should have watched it mr. Fox. He's in that voice there like an arrow
Thank you, Mr. Fox. You're a good man. Thank you.
I think I got the guy.
If he sees right there. Go, go, go!
On the hill, on the hill.
Right behind the street.
There's more. There's more.
Got another. Got another.
Target inside, target inside!
Got another, got another.
He said, I need grenades.
I need grenades.
Why is that me?
Three.
Did you sound a beeper?
Oh no, please, you gotta be kidding me, I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh shit.
Mmm, they're shooting me from the top.
Get in, we're almost there, we're cleared them all out.
What?
The hell is going on around here?
I'm dead again!
Can you get you first? Can we push to c-
What the?
Ema.
Lay low if you got me, lay low because I gotta see you from far away.
I know, I know.
That's empty take on empty air.
Okay, APC's down.
Good work, good work.
Oh my gosh, are we?
We're almost there.
Coco, we're almost there.
I couldn't get out of the...
Why am I here?
My flow state has been absolutely ruined.
I don't know what's going on around here.
I actually died on the worst trend on the flow state.
My flow state has been absolutely ruined.
Mr. Fox, we need medical assistance!
Holy dude, that was crazy.
Mr. Fox, Mr. Fox!
Right now, Rose and whoever's next to Rose, I'm coming.
I'm coming, see the pack of mad.
The guy's just hang tight.
Mr. gimmick is his flow state, so there's nothing to worry about.
to work. There's a 100% pickup guarantee. Alright you guys just kick back, relax, take
a little sip or whatever you're sipping. Yeah, yeah, I'm with you guys. Yeah, we're
going to T1. I'm going to go to the resident and then I'll meet you guys there. Oh wait,
you guys might get arrested by Mr. Fock. I'm going to kill myself. Mr. Fock's taking
the line here comes my hero was there much about he goes two seconds away
just give me a second you say thank you sir thank you sir it's pretty kind of
you sir I'm here I'm here I'm here I don't know what Mr. Fox is doing I Mr. Fox
I don't know he's a man of many times he's a man of many times a strategy
Let's take it.
Man, let me touch it.
Anybody got smokes?
No.
We're back.
Here we go.
Little bit of healing.
I still got my rocket launcher.
Do we see a tank or something, an APC?
I guess APC's done.
APC's done.
APC's already blown up?
I'm pushing in, boys.
We do the rocket launcher.
I got the- I got the crew behind me.
Take that!
I heard a voice from the south.
I just shot at me.
What?
I literally saw the trade of smoke go through his nipple
Yeah, they'll say a lot of things like they'll call you a rat, which I don't know
His self care they just say they're just it's insults for the betterment of their own
You got your right to be here?
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, I'm gonna head towards-
Audio light!
Hey!
What?
Digi!
Oh.
That's what you get, that's what you get.
Where is he?
Where is he?
We got one more, we got one more.
Yeah, I don't want to live.
That's why I'm just gonna shoot with a rocket launcher.
Well, I'm dead, boss.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I got you.
Do it again.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, boss.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, boss.
Oh god! Oh god! Chichi chichi! Chichi! Chichi! Chico chico! There's this bad man here with guns.
Chico chico. He's to the east. Oh he's right to the swathe right to the swathe. We're gonna pop him
on him on three, two, one, pop out of him! Holy Shaco pop out of him!
Fuck that on a deep I'll get that fuck out of here
We gotta get to the church we gotta get to the church
He's driving up. Where are you guys?
Oh
Yeah, they got fucking motors we go in there we take it
I'm killing myself. I'm killing myself. I'm going back to base
I can smell it. I can smell it right here. Right here. Right here. That's it. I'm getting
a mini gun cop. I'm gonna show who the boss is. Just just just just. We can make this
work we can make this work. Don't you just my helicopter you scumbag. Don't you just
my helicopter. You can hop in. I actually now that I think about it I did have to drag
me off the wall. I'll rock it larger to um. You can hop in hop in. Are you in? Okay
All right, all right, ready?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Did you about to see the best powder
and went to the Mississippi?
Get out!
I can't wait to crash.
So you were, I've never crashed.
Out of the last 100 helis, did you have all the crash?
Zero.
The trick is to fly real low to the ground
so you're never gonna fade the rockets.
I'm scared.
You see it?
They can't lock on you when you're really low to the ground.
Just like this.
Just like this, Jiji.
Just like this.
You see that?
Just like that, Jiji.
You're really low to the ground.
Gotta get low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
Ever ever an apple bottom jigs.
Boost with the fair, with the fair.
The whole club was lookin' at her.
She hit the floor, she hit the floor.
They think it don't.
I got low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
Here's one right there, what about it?
Yeah!
You want to jump out?
Let me get you the safe spot.
Let me get you the safe spot.
I got you.
Let me get you a nice safe spot.
I
Ready ready
All right, you see down our ABC and their ABC
Just got slowed down
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I need help.
I need a base of the second walls. I'm the first one. First one. If you go in, look where
I
Second walls
If you go in like where my body is I have once I've smoked as well
Somebody on the tower behind us. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him
We're moving circle right now, so maybe we take a major circle
It's your go circle circle circle
Is there any guys in the circle that I come to I got a helicopter
Take a dead, got that?
Me?
We're on our team, they're like in the hot zone, they're freaking out and they're torched to death in destruction
and now we're not taking it anymore.
This is the moon, that's it.
This is crazy.
We just gotta play it the way we do.
Oh, I'm cooking, I'm cooking right now.
We're cooking?
I honestly whenever I play blue trying to win it's just gonna get you on a death loop
I gotta have to mind do a bit of all the winning and just start making money
I gotta have a money
Oh, you're the way out of people!
Oh
He does a different guy every day
Switches it up to keep the pay keep his passion a lot
GOD FUCK
That thing kills helicopters in like two seconds
I didn't have time to jump out
Like on my left side
I was gonna help out, I was gonna obey the ship, I was gonna, I didn't have time to obey the ship
I know we're attack helicopters and there's no, there's no one out there
Yeah, 100% well said. I mean well said
All right. Yeah, okay
Guys hold on. Wait. Are you not making any fucking decision? We
Focus on winning. Are you see me?
Is that is that what you want to focus on? We hold on now. Wait a second. Somebody better be right this down
Somebody better be writing this down right now. We say it. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let me see the plan
We're gonna go right to the circle
And we're gonna get points for the team. What do you think? What do you think baby? Yeah, we used to crazy
You're too crazy
Okay, I'll go first I got I got a combat with me. I'm gonna sacrifice him to the demon lord of cuckoo
And then I'm gonna go to the circle myself
This is your captain speaking I will be
sacrificing you to the demon lord of cuckoo we have a safe flight and we'll be
back with peanuts and cola and I'm in it
hey where'd he go forget it go go go go go where the guy go wait for me wait
do better I'm gonna aim for us you guys in the circle use the signal I'm dropping
right on to the signal right now
to the circle one to the circle quickly
Oh
I see guy, oh look at
Well that didn't go my way guys guys where is everyone at there is no blue within a literal 10 mile radius of the circle
We were in the circle you wait
Yes, we are we here. No you wait. Yes, we are
No, you wait
uh-huh, uh-huh
No, you I just was at the circle. There was no one there. No, sir. I was just there was no one there
Oh, it's getting sucked
By whom is it ice?
No, but wait, but red has no that's red red has that drill
That's our fun they stole our fun we gotta go get it back you receive for you, but you go go
No, I'm dead. I'm responding. Good. You deserve to be dead
Because you for you know, we're gonna pick up I'm gonna go to the telecom. I'm gonna see for much
We're gonna take that we're gonna take that that that that f will be back
Which one which one?
Everybody didn't you don't use an MP5 to shoot 200 meters. This is even
Absolutely looking like
This is an MP9
I'm gonna have it I mean
I mean is this you happen
I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been,
wait, Google, Google, Google, Google, Google, Google,
turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Hey guys, we gotta take that fuck back.
I'm gonna let it slide on top.
We're gonna take that whole fuck down.
How much do you see for on your tail?
No, I don't see for, but I got a great attitude and a big smile.
Okay, so do you want to land us, like, down on top of the tower?
We just run up and see what I'm saying?
No, no, we land right on top of the tower.
What is the definition of insanity, peanut?
What is the definition of incentive?
Try the same thing over and over again, hope the results change.
We haven't tried this yet!
We haven't, alright, let's go!
END RIDE!
I'm not gonna lie to you boys, I wasn't sure that that G was sent.
I tried locking in like you, but I bit off more than I could choose since I'm not a peanut.
Now, I'm developing locked and unscathed.
Oh god, please help you've got the syndrome teeth. You can trust me on that no need for a diagnosis
I
Even need a immediate assistant. I'm living out of the town. They don't have to the tower
Yeah, but it's over. You know it. No, no, no, no good job. I'm a later on top. You see that? That was it
That wasn't that wasn't the jail. There was a you huh
Okay, so I did that
So put us down nice and safe
Yeah, I'm never wonderful
Wonderful
Yeah, okay. All right. Okay. Let's go guys back to the dry one back to the dry one. Let's get back to the base
You
Drawing one back the drawing board back to the base guys
That's okay back to the drawing board here we go. All right hop in guys
I
one more day I'm not going to do it one more day to the one more day you
bring the C4 then I'll go I'm pretty mad I got that
be that Mr. Peanut I will not be to take first place from coconut
excellent work
you're not I bought the fuck it's before okay here we go give the
I got this one, I got this one, I got this one, I got this one, 100%.
But watch this, I'm gonna put this in there like a dime.
The landing will be so soft you won't even be sure that we landed.
I can tell you that we're out of our destination, you just think we're still flying.
She buck it oh she buck it she buck it
No, but I never get to kill that is a ridiculous statement to say that was a one-off flu
Oh
Right on top of the tower coconut even though it's irrelevant now because
Well because the circles God's we should go to the circle
Fuck it. We'll go take we'll go take we'll go to the town. We'll do the time
Oh guys, we know we can't we don't ask 84 points. Holy crap guys. We're gonna circle. We're gonna circle
Okay, so I brought the seaport for nothing. That is great. Yes. I'm now down 30 grand
Yeah, we're going I'm gonna give you over watch I'd like to see if there's any enemies, okay
There's no enemies
Do you see any enemies because I don't
My god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. She was fucking boy. She was fucking
guys I'm being with this quote a fuckload of dudes a fuckload a fuckload of dudes
Be careful
Holy shit, he's actually a fuckload of dudes. He was completely accurate in his description
My god
I'm trying to get a flank off you.
Okay, can you do like over there?
Can you be there?
I can't.
I can't.
I know this.
Down the hill.
It's a full team.
Oh, and I'm dead.
Okay.
Can you not hold the line for music?
Who wants that?
April, are we serious?
He couldn't get one guy.
I was packing a mag.
April is useless.
Guys, hop in my helicopter.
we're going in hop in my alley mr. Coco hop in you show the air we are going
to tackle a shoot them off from the from the air we think yeah I'm on the
wait Coco and support is ETA two minutes out! Eagle Eye Eagle Eye!
Headin' in the sky! Lock it in boys, lock it in!
Eagle Eye! Eagle Eye is in the sky, I repeat, Eagle Eye is in the sky!
You lie, head to your location, ETA 90 seconds, two clicks out, Cloudy Day 72 degrees Fahrenheit,
talks hard as a building.
Hold that chopper.
I'm coming to...
Hold that chopper.
I'm already out of here.
Who's been here?
Who's been to Spinach?
It's a baby.
Oh, of course it was.
Lock it in, boys, lock it in.
You got five on me.
I'm going to write you the keys, boss.
Lock it.
I did it.
Where did that cook go?
Where did it?
Right in front of me.
Oh, look, a fiery Phoenix raising through the action.
Oh.
Hey, look, I swear to God.
What?
I swear to God.
What?
I don't know, I can just tell.
I swear to God, Peter, don't do it.
What?
Do what?
Don't fuck it.
You're in that mood.
Don't do what?
What?
Don't do what?
Don't fuck it, Stuart.
What?
Yeah, you got that crazy fucking eye.
I can tell.
What are you talking about?
Oh.
I had the opportunity to mow down 12 people.
And they just killed me.
They killed me with little to no effort.
Little to no effort, I just wasted the biggest
opportunity of my life
I'm grabbing another helicopter with some boys we took a chance we took a chance and that's what matters most
That is what matters most boys
I'm coming back. We're doing it again. Fuck it. We'll do it. I
Know
Okay fine, but I want a handy on the way
Thank you sir, thank you sir. That's very kind of you
Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Thank you
this is who you want your passenger seat in the middle of battle this is a good
man right here we're the fine man as I'm on the way I'm gonna clear my line
with it boys welcome welcome
They saw that on that telephone tower. Yeah, there's no there's all there. They're all there. Oh the telephone. How do you say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot. There's like seven six seven
You close for us. I think I don't know
I'm coming boy. God coming
Yeah, I see my see my see my mother. I'm gonna give one for oh my god
I got just jumped out right on top of them. Oh
God bless his soul. God bless his soul. I'm giving him a 1-2. I'm giving him a 1-2. Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, bless. We pushed up. You survived?
Are you sure you saw the teleport down? Because I haven't seen him in the teleport down.
You sure? I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him.
Oh, shit, this came over.
Oh, shit!
Disaster. Disaster.
If you go blue again, I'm literally just turning on the team and...
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
What a sweet beat.
What a sweet beat.
Guys, he gave it all.
He gave it all. That is what Matt is supposed to do.
all on the line related all when the when the blue team called we picked up the
phone when the blue team called for our support our lines were open I didn't get
the call welcome mr. John welcome in 25 you get those 30 round mp5 magazines
I mean, I think it's finally
boys. I made a hundred thousand
that game. Yeah. I'd be up,
but it's not what. I was at 70
K, baby. I lost a lot of money.
I crashed a lot of helicopters.
There's a chance you're over
here for these finance help.
I crashed a lot of helicopters,
a lot of helicopters that crash,
I just need the damn money
He's actually even leaking cuz I don't think it actually does now. I was looking at the map right there and see anything
Oh, they might have changed it. I swear used to say it. I
Believe
We're joining blue team, okay, so we're not leaving
Wait what yeah, we're fighting you
I just like that. I just like that. All right guys back to the lobby. Let's get out of here back to the lobby
Hey guys, let's get out of here. Let's get on out of here boys
Oh, yeah, we gotta get Johnny here anyway. We got to get John here. That's right. That's right. All right
Give me a sec though before you choose. I'm gonna get a sippy sip. Okay
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna take a quick pee pee then. Should we do a quick two-minute pee pee snack?
I'll be right back, be right back!
All right boys, get your snacks, get your drinks, get your snacks, get your drinks.
We're going to have a quick silly juice.
Give me two seconds, I'll be right back, be right back!
It's a dirty night.
It's a dirty night.
It's a dirty night.
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Bob Bob beat up Bob Bob beat up Bob Bob beat up Bob Bob
That's right boys
I
I have a chair and I'm ready to book hey there friend. You sound real good tonight friend. Thank you
It is that's giving I was talking about you were talking about a head is on him
To boys, you know
You said minutes in a locked room and every night that I get to spend playing games with you is a night that I cherish
You be immediately
I
That's unfortunate to hear it could be me as I cherish you as a friend and a teammate
I'm glad whenever you're here. I think it enhances the experience. I
See you one of my closest confidants
You don't get paid, you don't get paid, it's the same as a daycare taking care of patients
with mental deficiencies, that's what I'm doing here, a little tag right up, oh don't
get knocked up by the Looney Tooney police, oh no, you can't be yelling over two nationals
in your own domicile, that'll be too loony, fine.
Carrier pigeon will be by tomorrow to collect.
Look.
Just like you do.
Furry Turtle Man asked me,
Hey Mr. Knutt, I'm Kyle.
I need open heart surgery in a month,
and you're the best anxiety medicine I found to keep me distracted.
Hello, Mr. John.
Hello.
Oh, wishes please, why?
Don't speak, fucks!
Oh, God bless you, brother.
God bless you and your family, big man.
Get through this shit just fine.
Oh, thank God Mr. Frog did not say something about fucking your ass.
I was kind of worried there,
the frog would say something about fucking your ass and that would have not been a positive note.
That would have not been a positive note. God bless, brother. God bless you. God bless you.
You're gonna be able to do that easy peasy, brother. Easy peasy in and out lickety spit
back on the grind next day, brother. Next day. I promise you. I promise you.
Big man upstairs gonna watch over you. 100%. I'll be paying for you, brother. I'll be
It is. Hey November it's coming too.
November it's fucking chuds.
Excited about picking FL.
Dude get it out of my face.
I'm more excited about.
Join me join me join me join me join me.
Island. A little island special.
Oh. In November.
Running running running.
What team?
Let's go green team. Let's go green team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, finally we're in it to win it now boys
Go back where you want to visit
Green green green green green green green okay square matted. I
could get on the green
Are you actually gonna go there
I
Charlie one Charlie one my name is moss
I made a squad I'm in Bravo. I'm lavender
Are you ready what the green team
He's everyone on the green team except for me once your squad I can't get on the green. I'd be in moss
I'll take you out for drinks later at AP do what I get some fondue on the river
I'm not a green job kick it on the green. Are you not air? You want me to convince someone to quit?
Yeah, yeah
Warp his mind with psychological tricks to make him feel worthless in real life so that he
Uninstalls his game and changes his entire path of life gets a new hobby gets a new job moves towns abandoned his family
That way I can join the
Leave wake up leave the game
That's how you do that's how you do it that child you do peanuts what?
I'm trying much. I can't it won't let me in there's 32 people on the green team one more spot
It's just that no one will join the blue team
Okay, well, you know there's still one more chance you can have up to 34 people on a team
Nevermind 70 70 to do before you even gave me the option
All right, let's leave.
Match?
Yeah, leave that.
Well, well, it'll happen on the big judge.
I'll open the helicopter.
I live.
I just lost a quarter of my net worth.
Fuck you, Peter.
We're leaving the server?
I can't get out of the green team.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, guys.
How do we escape with him?
Except him.
He found the server.
Well, I have been fined by John.
I have been fined by John.
I
me now that I should you divide John. Yeah, mine's like, oh, okay. I'm joining. I mean,
I'm in. I'm in. Give me. Are you in? I'm in this server. Yes. And I'm new server. Wait,
did you get over? No, I'm donating my server. Shit. What are you doing to the old server?
I'm thunder. I was given my team my gear because fuck your team. All right. I'm
join in now. It started. It started. We're in Charlie one.
Well, it was probably one. Give me the real you in. Well, I'm
in queue. I'm in. I'm in. Guys, we have to leave. Give me
good lead the last match. We got to go. Okay. Oh, you find
one so quickly. All right, let's hop on out boys. Oh,
I think that's because I like gimmick. That's because I
like damn it. Wait, we got to space it out when we
I'm giving my M4 to a fellow teammate.
Okay, I'm joining a game.
I'm joining a game.
You're ready guys.
Three, two, one.
Join the game now.
I'm joining.
I'm joining.
Joining.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Join.
Oh, the green team is beautiful.
I joined the green.
I'm done in the green.
What?
Do you happen to see a clip of your boy Hutch talking shit about team green?
I did not see that clip.
No.
Yeah
Yeah, he's a dirty little red guy. Oh, she's saying yeah, he was saying he wants to bring back the war
Okay
Okay, you know what the war you know what the war I promise you don't want the world
the Bungalow ladies. No, he don't. No, he don't. I promise you,
you don't want the war with the Bungalow ladies. I promise you
that right now. Well, I can't join boys. Why not? What? Are
you guys all in? I'm in the green team. Yeah.
You're in. Are you in? DJ, are you in?
Did you hear?
Are you in? What squad are you?
Yeah
Oh god fucking oh god
back in the day. You know what? I bet you boys, I bet you. I bet you. Listen to this for a second. Listen to this for a second. I bet you if we did do a war, if we did do a war, we could ask the developers to track the number of wins between the blue, the red and the green team for a full day across all servers. And see who wins it. I bet you they would give us those stats. I bet you they would. I bet you they would.
Like a week. Well, I'll tell you they open the in honestly he was talking shit
You know what the bungalows?
He don't want the boy
I thought we got that old man that was the last time boys
Now he didn't learn his lesson
He didn't learn his lesson boys
I have to take them up on that
I have to take them up on that upper boys.
Woo!
Lesson's so great, we'll do it twice boys.
Lesson's so nice, we'll teach it to them twice.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We're gonna hold it right there until you need it again, okay?
Yeah, it's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
It's holding it.
All right
Okay, John all right John
John
Oh my god
And don't mind us
I'm ready for battle. I'm ready to try it. You try it. Don't it doesn't work. We're fine. Who's bamboo me as I'm rock
Who's cake?
who's okay who's okay oh excuse me sir you seem to be crushing my body wait
guys who's wait a second wait am I Lily where the hell am I Lily
you're gorgeous
I'm gonna make you feel like the prettiest woman in the world
I'm gonna make you feel pretty again
Lily is not some smoker, heroin addict living under a bridge in Nevada.
Lily is a beautiful lady.
So you're thinking of like chocolate or like crystal.
Lily is a beautiful man.
Crystal smokes meth out of a pipe, works at the local strip club, and has 327 bodies.
That's Crystal Lilly, reads books in her mean time under candlelight, enjoys hanging out
with family, and loves supporting her community by picking up trash on Sundays.
Well, it doesn't matter what Lily is into a personal time, my name's Lily.
My name's the guy who fucks Lily.
Hell yeah, brother hell yeah.
Hell yeah, brother hell yeah, brother.
How you doing, Jody?
I'm just a fuck.
Hell yeah brother hell yeah brother. How you doing Yori? I ain't doing nothing.
You deserve to be dead. You deserve nothing but hell fire. Hell fire. Torment. Hell fire. Torment and blades.
For the love of God please. I'm your bamboo.
Are you cake? You're Oak? Who's cake then?
Okay, cake is gonna tell you who he is. I'm not gonna go revive it. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get them
We should be closed on group ice who the hell is cake
Well, you should have said sooner I'm not gonna revive you now fuck you
No, I already got a guy. I already got a guy
I want to be your guy
I'm gonna be the very best. I'm just scared. Good luck. Tony Danja
Tony Danja wrap your arms around my waist and lift me up. Make me fly
Tony Danza
Bust in my eyes
Tony Danza
Tony Danza, yeah
Tony Danza!
Let me touch your rose and fall
Tony Danza!
I'll get lost inside your body
Tony Danza, let me spit in your belly button and slip it out like I'm a cat freakin' meh from a bowl
Tony Danza, Tony Danza
Let's get high on kid-a-me-en and throw rocks at cats.
Tony Danza! Tony Danza!
You mean the world to me.
Okay, hold Tony Danza.
Tony Danza! Tony Danza!
I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you.
What? Oh shit! There's a guy at company!
Who the hell is that?
I don't think so.
Go.
Oh, he's red.
I'm off red.
We need to get it in there.
We need to get it in there.
What the fuck is this guy doing here?
Get him, get him, get him.
Who the hell is that?
Sir, there's two bad men on me.
Two blues.
Hey, if I jump down, I can't believe you lost that.
What was he doing there?
I'll pick you up. Yeah, go ahead.
Come on down my way. Come on down.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay. Come on. Come down.
Guys!
Nice, nice, nice. I'm picking you up.
I'll be pleased!
Where the hell are they?
That's a hot dog.
I'm in the hot dog. I'm the only one.
It's me and one other guy.
Yeah, I'm not coming to the hot zone.
You should have stayed out of the boot.
They're taking my sick.
They're the only ones.
No, no, I'm fine.
They're not in the hot zone.
They didn't take my sick.
They took my 50 round now.
Maybe if you stay in the hot zone, I'm going to find Mr. Rabbit.
Mr. Rabbit, please help me.
Please, please.
I have a family.
My wife, Rhonda.
My two kids, Timmy and Tommy.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Oh, I ran out of ammo.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
And I get my hands on that man.
And I get my hands on that man!
It's kind of a real pain in the ass.
That's it, I'm killing myself.
I'm killing myself.
I'm coming back with the full force of a thousand men.
Gentlemen, I need six.
So I need five dedicated warriors that I'm not afraid to kill a man just for looking at him wrong.
I know I'm on him. I'm on him.
Are you that man, Mr. Noodle? Are you that man, Mr. Rat?
That I need you. I need you to help me. I need you to help me in my imperative mission.
The universe is calling. Will you answer? Will you pick up the phone?
Let me know how many subs I have to donate to get a 10-second sniff of your gaming chair.
Where'd he come from?
I grenade him and it didn't fucking kill him. Are you serious? Fuck this guy. Oh my god. I fucking hate these bush snipers
That chopper limits
He's in a bush right by the side of the neighbor
That chopper limits
No amount of subs will deem you worthy of sniffing the game of chess
You cannot have that power. No one man should know one man
on the bridge
hmm
oh Mr. AMH, Mr. Woodson, Mr. Flossy, Mr. Graswell
find some woodcut man, good, ah, man
and Mr. Kurt Bubble with these woodcut man, good, ah, man
oh my god
last drop double
and trailer park, hours, 10 minutes to the trailer park game
was a three pot speed
two full choppers just dropped off
probably ten people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, all right. See them?
Wherever you...
Say, I'm the most beautiful man you've ever seen or I crashed his helicopter in the
side of a mountain right now.
You're the most beautiful man I ever seen.
I love you.
I ain't never gonna stop loving you.
I'm gonna love you forever, bitch.
See good soldier right here, boys.
This is a fine man.
A fine man he is.
Oh, God, brings a tear to a gooper's leg.
Lock it in, boys. Lock it in.
All right, soldier. Three, two, one.
No, well hold on. I was gonna wait a second and I don't want to let him fucking rise
The next pillar
Don't you worry? I
Have arrived
What's the situation give me the 10 for low down?
Yeah
Wait, what are you oak?
No, I'm uh
This way boys. This way to battle boys.
Have it. Give us a little juice.
Have it. Give us a little juice boys.
That's right.
Get it boys. Look it in.
Our team needs our help.
Don't you worry boys.
I went the wrong way just for a moment
but I'm on the right path now.
On purpose.
On purpose!
On purpose!
A passage.
A passage.
Mm-mm.
Thank you, Mr. John.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I got all of them on
your side of the road, Gigi.
I think they're on the opposite side
of the road of you, Gigi.
This is why I let you know
the northeastern sector
of the base is clear.
I clear it myself.
Am I right?
Yes, I've cleared any Frank Cosmum.
I'm dead.
They're flanks.
Yeah, that force is full of them.
They got...
I can hit boys!
Lock it in!
I'm not sure.
No, they can't have an APC.
It's one more sip before we go.
This is our last boys.
Tears, gentlemen, tears!
Now let's go get these dirty blues and filthy randsom piece of our mind!
George!
I'm coming up!
I'm coming up, coming up!
Oh, this guy's getting so full!
OOOOOOOH!
I'm coming out! Coming, Bart!
I'm coming!
I got one, I got the one that was flanking, I got the one that was flanking.
I got GGG, I got GGG.
Move, move, move!
Never go with this a lot.
I ain't dying, Silverboy!
RUN!
And some of them are laying down with SKS.
I'll take care of them, I'll take care of them.
I'm flaking from the left and quadrant.
Copy all the left and quadrant.
I
Have no ammo. I'm dirty red. I'll tell you I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get
I see what I see what what in my shot
And he's down and he's down boys
If you see any boys, I'm on the hunt on the hunt for dirty reds
can I become mods?
I want to first thank you for spamming my YouTube chat so that it's the only message I can see,
but I do require my mods to be literate, unfortunately.
So pick up a book and we'll revisit this next month.
I can get you, I can get you.
I can!
There's an impot match first, and then I'm back in, and I'm back in.
I'm lucky I only...
Dirty blue!
Ah, where the... where the...
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh man, I'm blue!
Oh, ho ho ho!
Give me a break, give me a break!
Who's cake was that?
There's two behind that tree, two behind that tree.
There's two there's two there's two
Are you gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'm gonna grab you I got eight kills on my belt
So I'm on that you became a
What do you guys need over there?
Do you need some ammo or anything?
Oh, we could use a carpet, Bob.
Yeah, fire from heaven.
Here you go, watch.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I'm so weird.
My gun did the weirdest fucking thing.
I shot one.
Thank you, thank you.
Jesus was Jesus.
I only have one fucking bandage.
Maybe I'm nuts.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you here.
Take this, take this, take this.
I'm not gonna lie to you. I was gonna flip you off. Then I remember it cost five gold bars to get the flip off
He moved so I'm just gonna go ahead. We're not there yet. That's 12.5 million dollars. I
Have nothing I have nothing in no one
I'm going in there's guys are trying to play on the west side
well that's the guy that I was fighting that whole time night yeah they're calling
that fucking tower yeah you know the boys you be able to see for it nope got
another holy shit you cookin box you cookin I am cooking oh dude oh yeah I
flow state oh yeah flow state oh we finally left hey really please green
Yeah, so he's gonna drop to he does
Little bit of back in the field out here
One good boys one point for me now
7 million for good money
Just doing my duty just doing my part doing my part
Who really knows guys
What do you think we get you could we you think we go you like make haste and a rush of them throw little pebbles and people
Looking around for bread
Yeah
We could
we could
Maybe a little
Little summer vacay go crazy. It's ever summer summer vacay super hot summer vacay
Hashtag Russian son. Hashtag Russian summer. Hashtag Russian summer
Let's I mean I think it's I think it's an opera. It's an option
An option
Which let's put a pin in it let's put a pin in it
Yeah
Yeah, build a drill over there
That hot job in P and 9 over FB 5
Oh, you talking about
You jump on I
I
Have the PR theme
I keep the relations good also guys. I love
Recycling
There we go you see that now we're all better
That boys mm-hmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. There it is. I got you. I got you there. It is there. It is boys
There it is and after I get back from doing pebbles and people and Russia that I'm looking around for bread
I'm gonna recycle one. I did that out there. He won
Coca-Cola bottle. Mm-hmm. What are you about that?
He's about that boys
Put that on Twitter put that on Twitter
I'll promise off exactly exactly you're welcome you are welcome. Just doing my part. I'm just doing my part
In this world
Two hero guys do not call me a hero. Do not call me a hero for my recycling
I know that it's an accurate description. I mean
Could you use hero?
Yes, but you shouldn't
Because it is my duty
Recycle or whatever the shit
And that is exactly what I would do
and
All heroes wear capes yes, that is something to remember boys not all heroes like me wear capes
Sometimes we wear ballgags and gimp suits and have a whip in our hand
Yeah, it's a very good friend with a six foot eight German lady named Rwanda
Sometimes
Only sometimes.
It's one of those games.
It's one of those games.
He shot through the barrel.
Well, I'm dead.
Mm.
Yeah, they're going to take this far.
They're going to take the whole thing.
I'm with you, Pete.
I'm with you.
I'm going to be on you.
Dude, let's take this place.
Let's take this castle.
This is a loss.
No, we're not doing that here.
As his church is heavily fortified,
we got to get in here, boys.
This is your main operation central.
Is it right on the roof of the building there?
We'll kill him.
I hit him.
I hit him.
He's dead.
No, let him have it.
Give him the business!
He's scared.
I scared him.
Push up, push up, push up from the eastern side.
Let's take this, let's take this whole fob. You and me, you and me, give me a gap.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
They alerted the guards, they alerted the guards!
Oh my god, there's 20 of them!
Get back, get back, get back, get back, get back, get back!
There's literally 40 of them right there, B.
All right, don't you pull that thing that I pull on you all the time I
Do not have a grenade I do not have a grenade
Wait, wait, wait, wait, who's this ex me who's on him? Who's on him?
I
Be be are you on a mortar am I hearing that correct?
You can we can really use a border
Killing myself
And I and I had like two shots in my bag
Oh get it we could have taken that whole thing down that whole operation if I hadn't
re-peaked if I just got a grenade off and lobbed it over I would have literally
gotten five kills like there were at minimum five at the fob three on the
roof and who knows how many I just got to see full let's pop open that door
and get in there let's do it dude we need to go back there immediately
Well, let's pop it open for a real goop.
John?
Redick!
Let's do it.
I'm in, dude.
Oh, I want that.
I want it.
Oh, my goodness.
Mr. Romero, this reminds me of my one summer in Sweden.
I remember Romeo, a tall six foot three Italian man.
He met me down along the beach of Sweden.
He handed me a rose petal and said,
Peter, you will forever be mine.
I fell into his arms, hand on my forehead.
Oh, no male.
Can I get the happy birthday to you?
And the happy five year annual snacking?
Happy birthday, buddy!
Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy!
It's a boy!
Hope it's with people for a magical activity,
just a magical activity.
Oh, God.
Guys, guys, we love you.
We love you right now.
We love you right now.
Oh
Okay, church is what we're gonna get that church. We gotta go over there right now
Where it's right here. Oh, I see it. Holy shit. Can we push up from this side as we do little fake you do
You know, thank you. I think we I think we push up to this side assess the situation
Let's do a certified assess the situation
situation a C a s s
Sir s certified, sir. We know certified assess a C a t
certified assess
Drips your hips and lifts you up in the air for a quick dip. That's some more.
That's some more.
When the bidet's putting it in you and you're stroking it, that's some more.
Oh man, that's a hell of a mental image.
When Gerald, outside the bowling alley, offers you a hand job for six dollars, that's a moray.
When you have sexual tension with the H&R Block Manager, that's a moray.
And possibly good for your finances.
And possibly good for your finances.
Alright, we're here.
We're taking this church, boys.
We're taking this church right now!
This is our church!
This is our church!
This is our church!
I do want a grenade, I already got a kill, baby.
I got C4, I got C4, I'm about to blow it.
I'm blowing it! Stand back!
Oh.
Oh.
What are those really balanced expensive helicopters?
Who would have thought?
Wow! What are those really balanced and expensive helicopters?
Hey, there it is!
I'm so immersed in the battle.
I'm so immersed in the battle.
What a sweet, sweet, what a sweet life.
I said I want to die, but I'm already dead.
I'm already dead inside. I have no will to live. My soul is gone guys. They're pulling the zone to the church
We have to take it now. That's on. This is now actually it. Oh shit. I'm up
I
Three two one
I'm blowin' it!
Ah!
Wait, wait, wait!
You ever heard about smugereens and can you blow it to it?
Ooh! That's a tall order!
That's a tall order!
What the hell is that helicopter doing?
Is that moving in or not moving in?
I saw where their fob... their fob was right at...
I'm moving to the church, moving to the church!
I
What's up? What's up? What's up? What are you? What's up? I had to heal. I had to heal.
Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. Is anybody coming to kill me?
We're here. We're here. We're here.
As you had to get to church right now.
Yeah, we're coming.
Who the fuck is Oak?
I'm Oak.
Yeah, it's over.
Yep.
Hey!
What is God?
No, do not go anywhere.
Hey!
What is God?
Five other dudes are still in the church.
What is God?
We had, and they must have an APC there.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What is sweet treat?
Five other guys are coming now.
When the sweet light was light.
Slowly, we are making our way.
I'm part of the red team.
I just got I got my locker switched up with a green team member.
If you can just give me a quick review of brother.
Got all I love doing red team things.
We're my top five.
Everything is new, brother.
I love it.
Oh, God, I love it.
Oh, I love how we do red team things every Saturday and Sunday.
Okay, okay.
We are inside, though.
You're going to have to breach it.
They're door.
I don't know.
Give me guy.
You should kill ourselves.
Don't fuck with me.
I mean
Do you guys have C4 on you?
We already blew up the door
Yeah, they're both a part of it. Yeah, the check the door if it's if it's if they repaired it. I'm resetting
No, we got away. We got away. It's not all the way on me on me on me over here
They're coming they're coming
How to shower voodoo in your name, brother
I
Who's dragging me I get your hands off me dirty red
Get your hand out me dirty red
Oh that jackass took my backpack
They're all resin. They're all resin. You gotta peek it up, BB.
Revive me! Revive me! I'm on the red team!
Nice.
I'm on the red team! Revive me!
I know. That's what we were saying. That this place is crawling.
Yeah, I didn't even kill ourselves. I don't know the real guys.
Yeah, I think it's...
I'm killing myself!
Guys, we'll just go back with a helicopter and then ride the roof of the church, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
I just killed two of the chopper so far.
Yo invite me to the trailer park game bro.
It took me so long to find the server bro.
I've been through everything.
I'm such a loser.
No, Mr. Austin, you are on champion.
You are on champion, Mr. Austin.
On champion of the times!
Don't let anyone bring you down!
Don't let anyone bring you down, Mr. Austin!
Guys, I have a-
Can you push it on me, please?
Let's grab the heli- Let's grab the heli with the guys' points.
Can you get on this heli quick?
I got my own heli, boss.
Go ahead, dig up.
By the way, I know you guys will be excited to hear Austin is in our game
All right boys, let's ride
You gotta keep this low key bro, no one can know I'm here bro.
Your name's Lil Eka, gotta keep this anonymous.
Of course, of course.
Makes more sense to me.
Okay, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Dude, there was like fucking 30 of them in.
fuck it boys like that we keep it on the dl boys we keep it on the dl nobody
knows what just happened what guys who is this
I don't even care that I just died here.
I was out there in a fucking tree.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I just killed so many.
What is going on?
I don't know.
I don't know how to get right now.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Soldiers get up. Wait, I realize guys. This is a two-seater helicopter
Did you just fucking take my helicopter
You try to do one one nice thing you see what happens if you try to do one nice thing
The orchid orchid was the one that took it. There's a car. There's a car. There's a car
Yeah, orchid's awesome
Where they dropping you off? That's not my only orchid is up
Who took it? Who took the alley? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Don't worry what's wrong the
way into the battle. Mr. T took it. Who's T? You took my alley, you jackass. Yes, you
You did!
I loaded that thing full of mo-
ammo!
How much money that is?
Fuck you!
I think we all lined up and shoot him.
100%, 100%!
I'll go first.
There we go.
There we go.
See boys?
Austin has good ideas sometimes.
Austin has good ideas sometimes.
Yeah, how does it go?
How does it go? They're sucking it again, by the way.
We have to tell the church when this game is over.
100%! We gotta get that church boy.
They're gonna keep sucking it and sucking it.
I'm up there. I'm not fucking him a little bit.
Why are we stopping here, boys?
We gotta go to church. We gotta go to church.
We don't have a farm, so...
We don't have anything to see on it.
Alright, that's a stone fence. I can't wait to do that. Hold on now.
Where's your gun?
Is there a forfeit?
We're on the way to the church boys!
We're on the way to the church!
Don't do what we're on our way!
To the church!
Can we just give you a say here?
That's not what I'm saying.
It looks like we're on stock.
Let's give you a say.
I won't say it.
Give me a say it.
Give you a say it.
There we go.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There's the money.
There's the money.
There's the money.
There's the money.
She lives sticky. Oh now you want to be joined out. Oh, you want to hop back in?
When you abandon me, I brought you boy
Will you stop abandoning ship? I'm gonna get there before you
Yes, I am I am
with the car hey well it's us dumbass who is this guy that's us hey open up
bitches
What else will we see for?
That...
Goddamn!
Frontscreen boys! Frontscreen, move in! Move in! Move in!
Go, go, go!
Oh, never mind, it's not good.
Those are very tall man.
Guys, just what on top of the bags and what on top of the roof?
We can't move a single...
I see the bag, man. I see the bag, man.
Robby, watch! Robby!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh, we're back!
Give me up if you can.
Are you up?
No, no, no, no, no, no, we have much, we have...
Oh my god.
We have much, we have...
I have no bandages.
Are you, are you dead or are you dead or are you alive?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm alive, but I have no bandages because I used them all in that stupid fucking hell of crap.
Well, how is that guy not dead?
What the...
Jesus, we...
That's how we get in here, these guys are invincible.
I
Need a pack in there so I'm gonna pull the other door that we have less cover. Okay ready get ready ready ready
You discuss me you said
That will happen on them big jobs boys
That'll happen on them big jobs
I'll be careful out there boys
it'll be the back end I can't afford any more team kills I'm one team kill away
from getting bad
well there's somebody sniping us there's somebody sniping us holy shit
I have less money than I've left the base with I got the guy that's going on
okay there's a lot of guys I don't think this operation is going quite like
me planning
and we're getting snagged thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you watch out for the top of the same bags be careful be careful not
We gotta rotate, we gotta rotate everywhere.
We gotta rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, go go go go go.
Go boys, go go go go go go go.
Are you down, JJ?
I'm down, but I'm in a little Travis up here.
No, dude.
No, dude, dude.
I'm gonna pull this door, I'm gonna pull this door over here.
Oh, yummy.
I am Mr. Green.
Oh god, I'm watching, I'm watching.
He's gonna buy us.
You hear about cut shooting his own shadow?
I did.
Oh, you're bugged.
Someone shooting their own shadow.
I think it takes a certain type of man.
It takes a certain type of man.
A certain type of man that doesn't know if the rectangular block doesn't go in the circle hole.
A certain type of man that drips his crayon like a scallop.
A certain type of man that rules all over his keyboard whenever he has to think more than two thoughts at a time.
Get in boys! Get in!
I
Got a hobby outside to watch this place is fortified. I don't know how we're getting in here. This makes us crazy
Come come come come
That cargo
Yeah, I bought a side door. I'm gonna believe say
I took the risk. I went in for the glory. He took a risk boys. That's what life is all about. We roll those guys without
Just locked grenades in there
Yeah.
Oh, guys, I'm out of bandages, I'm out of bandages.
I got it, I got it.
I'm inside the church, so I'm gonna leave it.
I have to reset.
I mean, hey, made money on that round.
Made money on that round, all right?
That's it.
Gotcha.
I killed the hobby, I killed everybody in the hobby boys.
Hobby's clear, hobby's clear.
If you do reset, please, please, please, please,
please pick up a couple grenades.
As much as much.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
We're cookin', we're cookin'!
If we just lobbed, like, ten grenades over those walls...
What the-
WHAT THE-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
I have two fuckin' hellbillies right over on their floor!
We're gonna kill me!
No, do the hellbillies!
I need to-
The hell was that?!
I'm gonna crawl down there, and they've been-
Dude, they're trying to show me car fish!
Let's lay down!
Come on down to the church and crawl down here unless you're green.
Shit.
Don't be red to do that, I'll crawl boys.
Shit.
Right after I got done putting my couch on my front lawn and smoking a couple of cigarettes on,
I hopped in the four wheeler and went over to the church and killed a guy.
Got that right.
That's what happened, John. That's what happened.
That's what happened in the game.
That's what happened in the game, so, you know, not a lot to look into there.
That's what happened in the game.
Alright, third time's the charm.
That's what they say, third time is the charm.
You know, the first two times, it's easy, it's foggy.
You don't know what's going on.
You don't know what the plan is.
You don't know where your teammates are.
You don't know where the enemy is.
The third time you've learned from your mistakes,
you know the plan, you got your friends,
you got your team and you're going in,
swipe team nut, knife through butter,
coconut, if you don't shut your fucking trap,
run, damn now!
I have taken a necklace of beans made of Mia,
made by Mia Khalifa, and put it down your Eureka.
Hello?
Oh, dear.
Why are you saying hello?
What are you, what are you doing?
If you see a little one damn guy one more dead guy, that's where the gun
Die immediately die immediately
Or what we're coming to the church or whatever yeah, we had a helicopter
Circle's not at the church anymore, boy. I mean, I still want to take that shit thing, but
That'd be good to temporarily
To barely redirect our fury to the hot zone. Yeah quick fury redirect a quick fury redirect
Do you know that the movie fury was based on a true story?
Yeah
No you didn't you didn't know that yeah how would you know that they don't make
World War two movies that aren't based on true stories yeah they do what about
that one with it where aliens help Hitler oh Calvary's in aliens hmm I don't know
That's what it's called
Yeah, there we go in glorious bastards I think that was based on a true story
You need a little step school?
It was based on it.
It was absolutely great.
Well, I mean, if you're saying based on a true story that
says Americans were killing Nazis, obviously,
but I'll be the extra story happen.
There was some artistic renditions.
There were some artistic decisions that were made.
Hey, you guys don't pick me up?
You get there to the church
Working on it working on it
You're more the look out for strike team not let me know if you see any day
Sounds good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you moving boys. Gotta keep moving very tasty. Oh
Give me a pretty sure I just saw that pilot of ours take a second with them
I saw the same thing, I saw like a clump of twisted metal in the body flying at maximum velocity
towards the earth, 90% of my net worth.
Austin is wondering if you can join the Dustin Jailer break game.
Oh God.
Oh god
We want to see me. I think he's funny
Not only that but then they'll be like 15 or 30 different Austin's
I just invite Carl Weezer for fuck's sake.
We basically got Carl Weezer already.
I think we'll have already begun.
You guys got him safe.
I'm safe.
I'm going to safe it.
Careful, dick.
I'm blowing it.
I'm blowing it.
Get ready.
Here we go.
I'm blowing it.
Stand back.
Don't get me first.
I'm going to save you.
I'm blowing it.
Stand back.
I'm blue and it's deadpan!
Oh, I think Cocoa actually didn't hear it.
He's not in the discord.
I'm just getting a couple.
Move it in, move it in!
I'm talking to him, give him!
He's smoking, smoke!
Move it up, move it up!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
Oh
We can't get in there to save our lunch we would help
You don't even say a word, can't it, Loki?
Careful, they're shooting at you.
You're gonna throw your grenades that you totally brought, right?
I'm gonna toss them over there. Every time I throw a grenade over there, I get kills.
She has moist, Austin laying all on the line for us, moist, Austin laying all on the line for us, boys!
I'm gonna shoot you through full smoke.
How do we take this church? How do we do that?
I was fully in the smoke and this guy lazered me.
Should we murder it instead?
We should murder it, but we should also...
Listen, seal team, uh...
Strike squad, uh...
Strike team, not strike team, but...
You might have liked one of those revives up in the red team too.
I've got the wrong outfit on, thanks guys.
Well, hold on, wait guys, I think hold on.
Wait and say it's a quick weapon malfunction that's completely understandable.
I just did one more quick revive. I should be good. There's one more creepy five
I should be good you guys guys
So be careful like he's masking your whole team
Shooting everybody through this
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it
Just one more quick revives guys is one more quick what I'm actually on the red team
I just picked up the wrong clothes just got the wrong clothes out of my locker this morning
I apologize. It won't happen again. It won't happen again. I apologize
Guys, how do we get in there? Holy that is Guantanamo Bay
But there's a guy killing our whole team fully shooting through smoke zero percent visibility
I just lost and killed like five guys.
Do you have a thermo?
You don't have a thermo, it's like an ocular.
You have an ocular.
I don't know if you can have a thermo scope.
Cheese boys, cheese.
I don't know, I doubt it.
Maybe there is, that would explain it, if that's the thing.
Because he was...
Was Zenni a Bertatno?
He's either got his graphic settings so far.
It might be a graphics setting thing or
I just watched it like fully 100% if you get spotted your doubt will show up in the smoke. That's what I'm hearing
No, no, if you get
You don't show up as an icon
I'm gonna talk it up to a lucky gal. He's a he's a lucky gal
This guy was like
Perfect headshotting everybody God save us
There might be like
Guys be an Oscar season to change I'll let you know the results in a second
Yeah, I hop in the fucking helicopter
3, 2, 1, blow it up wait, blow it up wait, I just got shot by the heal, hold the line,
hold the line, they got a double gate now, they got a double gate now, let's get a
boys up, let's get a boys up, get up children, get up children, let me try running the
I was uploaded three two one
Discord is bug. Oh perfect. I cook was this course fucked up. He wasn't trolling earlier. He was
We need time this might be the one that hell are you doing back there?
He's like new guys
Move it in moving in I'm at the top. I'm at the top. I'm gonna start hacking it. Can you come grab me?
I don't know guys I just close the door max and I saw myself in here
I
Don't know why they let me do this, but if they do what happened Bob, but you know, but I made a door
Oh my god, if you take the Bob just
Okay, guys
Okay, all right, that was Morpheus transcending the Matrix
Okay, all right fantastic fantastic what a what a sweet little treat what a sweet little delight
I'm killing myself
In the game to get back to the base
What's our plan for taking up the church? How we do it was how we take it over the church if we got plan
Let's change nothing and do it again
I'll see with the infinite wisdom more than the shit out of it. Yeah, I see guys. We might want to just do with the
I bet there'll be quite an effective stunting.
Copy?
Oh.
Everything was to be quite an effective strategy.
Austin with the autism.
Oh yeah, he's, oh yeah, he's, he's kicking the spectrum 100% but he's a funny guy.
He's a funny guy.
Stan Keelig, 74 cent.
Hello, General Sexy Nut.
Thank you for the nightly laughs
Just wondering
Have you ever been to Iowa?
Iowa, I drag my hairy teeth across your lips
I don't see them
Blue team's about to beat us
Yeah
I got
That damn streamer pre-wedot day Austin makes me sick
There is oh my god, there's little flags
I hit a not even a power line. I hit a line of streamers like little flags
Like I jumped and I get a line of little flags on my way down and it fucking killed me
Excellent excellent, but I'm almost in the base. I'll be right there to give you a chicken. Don't you worry?
I'm right here. I'm right here. See the day
I'm blowing in the side door
I mean
I
Do we take everything is any red lab
Good work team
There's our base now pussy
Oh
Oh
There's so many dead bodies out here boys. Oh my goodness the condoms of it all
Condoms of the of the bathroom of the war. Oh, I got I got all this is like a hundred dead bodies out there
He's the weakest I
I got a fucking attack helicopter with my helicopter, dude
I've never driven a hobby before
This thing is nice this thing is nice
Listen to her per voice listen to her per boys
Oh
Hold on there hold on oh
There we go boys, here we go
ride
Don't you worry, but we're just saying he's here in his new Humby
2016 only $2,000 left to pay off on the boys. I
I don't see a hole on them, but I'm ready.
Let's ride!
This have me sweet, this is really an all-terrain vehicle, I can drive over anything.
It's kind of the meta right now.
These people just drive around on them because they can't be shot.
Well, you can get them with AP ammo.
Nobody's got that.
There's a guy right there!
hi hi
yeah
who the hell is this okay and it's gotten sir I was just breaking I was
just goofing you didn't drive me please
Oh
Didn't see that one coming did you bitch pussy bitch pussy
Bitch pussy
Why are there's these here
I do not like those apples quiet at all there's a guy on our way to the reversal on us
How we got even more guys on top of our other guys
Hopefully mr. Making cuts up here
They're acting get the last laugh the last checkmate and say to him say upon him. Do you like those apples?
Well, you go to rapc
I'm underneath it right now I'm underneath it I'm underneath the APC
The guy's still here. The guy's just waiting for us to rest.
I told you I was about to hit me. Oh my god, he took my backpack of bags. This guy's a
bastard. This guy is a bastard. Got me, Zed?
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, you gotta be quicker than that.
I'm the only one who died last time.
You gotta be quicker than that.
Give me those bags back. Give me up.
Oh, you know what no guys I just heard my stream and this guy's mic
Do I sound crazy? Sorry. I didn't mean to speak online. I won't have to get much. I won't be online again
No!
It'll be the pack game.
Thank you for protecting me against your stream snipers.
Thank you for protecting me against your stream snipers.
I
I'm back! Where'd he to be at boys? Where'd he to be at?
There's a guy over here. Mowing everybody down but I can't see him. Oh there he is.
Yeah okay, alright. Yeah okay, I'm outta here. Yeah okay. Yeah I see that fine gentleman.
He is up there. He's got the Wampire. He's got the Wampire. I don't know what we're gonna do but then.
He's had peeking us
No, he's gone. I got him. I got him. I got him. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead
Oh my god
How about a heel I'm gonna have to go to the doctor tomorrow
I have to go to the doctor Mar after this round
Try your hardest try your hardest always
These people are genuinely everywhere around us. I can't find a safe angle. I cannot find a little bit. What's our safe? Oh
Because the circles right next to us I see I
I
Mean sure about it our boys
Yeah, well, no first time to kill the cyber to the north. I'll be back
Come on out, Mr. Silly come on out, Mr. Silly
Don't make these out of the nats to me
Come on out come on out now I
I need a two fingers or whiskey okay
It's gonna be bland
I need four fingers I need to I need two fingers or whiskey if you want to just do four fingers
That's thank you John, but don't count the pinkie, please
About the window
I went up in the building and I killed the blue guy who was siphoning us and two grenades
popped in the way to and blew me up and the next thing I know is my screen is zooming
toward Austin going, I'm just sorry, I'm just sorry.
This guy's on my body.
Adam, good boys.
Adam, good.
Across the street from my body.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers, boys.
Cheers.
Cheers, cheers.
I'm going to reset and spot an APC.
Sorry, APC's there.
I'm sorry.
Whatever he's ready.
Thank you, Austin. Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Austin. That's
very kind of you. Wait,
all right. Our ABC got
good boys. Let him good. You
got a triple. I've got a
Just one on ABC it gets blown up
Don't be afraid my little sunshine. Don't be afraid. Thank you mr. Austin. Thank you
Kind of you blew me up. You kind of be some dead
Okay
Oh
Help me Austin what my only hope, you know to be fair our entire team is not really
I should go my defense go my dealership
I'm killing my dad
light tasteful use it on tastefully on mr. Don yeah you better get ready cuz
we're playing Dodson's trailer back after this
we ends up we ends up boys
Oh
You said we'd be on we go into the circle we're going
Yeah
Which red team has 84 points they've got the leafy I get that job
We're going to lose!
You guys, I have a chat here. Stop playing with John, please.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
John is destroying your stream.
I cannot agree more. I cannot agree more.
You do what, John? Get out.
I want you to get out.
How about you get out, and then die.
Oh
We gotta get that circle wait, I don't know why I jump out of here then it's that church again
Are you serious are they is that Mike Winsons? Did they pull it?
They pulled it they pulled it
The church is
John ruined my birthday
off your birthday
John doesn't like the fact that he's playing with Austin. Yeah, no, I don't think I enjoy
The streams I forget in the middle you here to keep doing it
We got those?
Ah.
Me and us are going to the church.
Me and us?
Yeah.
You're doing, this is a bunch of blue team activity right now.
You look at the map.
It looks green, but it definitely feels blue.
It's blue team activity.
Blue team activity.
Me and us are going to the church.
We're going to take this church over our sounds.
Oh, OK.
Hold on now.
Where I died?
I'm going to drop for John.
First, we're going to kill this guy.
OK, never mind.
First we're gonna do nothing. First we're gonna do nothing and die.
If anything worse than flying a baby dude, oh my god.
If someone whose entire bloodline cannot land helicopters, obviously, or planes.
That's crazy planes.
No, he can land planes.
I can do it no problem.
Just stop on their wheels.
Don't talk about my ancestors.
My ancestors?
as you guys the circles leave in the church if you want to take it right now
let me tell you a little something something what what not only crash into insured buildings if
they're not sure it's all of course i'm not my race car today but i'm called out of that wreck
I will survive for the boys.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stay Pimpin' Big Man.
I will stay.
Wait, it's just a little business.
I will continue to Pimp.
I will write it.
I will jot it down to my schedule.
I will continue to Pimp.
I'll jot it to my schedule.
I can do 2PM Tuesday.
2PM Tuesday Pimpin.
Tuesday Pimpin.
That works for you.
So long
You with the zone going just left me oh they sucked it again guys
My team's gonna win
Yeah
No, it's all over to the fat lady stings mr. Give me a son over to the fat lady stings
I hate to say this
like
15 minutes ago. I was walking by this house. Mm-hmm two-story building. Yeah
I
Know she was a fat lady
Oh
Yeah, the Alton's are crazy
Get ready get ready you ready get ready
your entire man hold on now I'll blow with it
listen we've come back from a night I'm coming coming I'm coming back go go go
yeah I don't even see word at 38 but I'm that was all I thought that was all
of it those are my super one
I
liquidation now now now
Okay, excellent quater again, you know the best quate age
Okay, they are all right. There's just a man up there fucking there's just a man up there
We're in the zone right now. We're in the red base right now as we speak boys. You guys,
you know, we can turn this game. Not yet Austin, not yet. I'm coming, I got too much.
I'm coming, Google, I got too much. I'm coming, bunch. Move, move, move.
I'm coming, bunch, I'm coming.
That's over, we lose this.
Not until a family sings but she's she's prepping to sing, I feel her, I feel her singing.
Okay, all right, okay, what a sweet treat. What a sweet delight, what a sweet little delight.
What a sweet little delight. There's a guy at the top of the diving board, Michael Phelps
just whipped out an M4 and pelted my body with 556. What an excellent time, what an
excellent time, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,
I don't know at least we didn't lose the blue that's true at least we did lose at the blue team
We lose the blue team the blue team
Guys I think it's time for a healthy dose of Dawson's a little fight a healthy dose
Oh, wow man, that sounds pretty big.
Oh my god, I just want a redemption round.
We have a one once tonight.
We're going to end on no wins.
Yes, we're going to end on zero wins.
Just, this is our founding fathers intended.
This is God intended.
Oh my god.
Mm-mm.
Whoa.
What's up?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I will say we do need.
Who
Would do we're doing we're doing
We okay, we have five guys we need like five more guys
Yes
All right, well and Austin's will not be one of those guys
I
Know I know
Austin will not be one of those guys guys
Is funny and very
Small doses list. I like Austin. I think he's funny. I think it's cool
But I could tell that anything more than a very very small
Do I need to start to be far too much?
And now little feelers
Um
Little tiny little feelers
Well, uh
Yeah, I don't have anyone to invite you you guys were the people I invited
We need some double the amount of people we have here
Yes, we need to double the number of people we have you correct. What's the song called again? Dale Dawson Dale Dawson's trailer part or something
We can get Panda skills. We can get. Oh absolutely get Panda. Panda would be great.
We can get Foxy maybe. Oh yeah. Yeah. Goosey's on again. Goosey's on. Y'all was talking
about a little broccoli. Who's broccoli? Broccoli. Broccoli. He's not a broccoli.
great RP guy, he was a good one, Winnie, Winnie's a good one.
All right, should I send that to Mary?
Because I don't want to send out advice.
There's definitely some advice, definitely some advice.
And then it's easy if we have too many people and someone's already accepting your invite,
you can just tell them that you're no longer friends with them, you hate them,
and that they're lesser than everyone else here and that you don't want them here.
It's easy, it's simple, it's simple, it's simple, it's simple.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh when he's in when he's in I think Austin is available you know what no no I
don't think I'm gonna invite us in we guys I'm getting way on what about the
dock the dock is free the two-time the two-times with like four people on
Well come on in Austin!
How bout it Austin? Why'd you say so?
Well come on in Austin damn!
Come on in Austin!
Hey fuck you John.
Hey John.
I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.
Hey, oh baby. Hey, I know that was me a different John. Hey, Steve. That's a speech where I'm from. Um, good
No, he panders also into you got seven you guys get anybody
I send out some messages. They don't reply
They're all playing fucking war dogs. So they're locked in the war dogs or Daisy
Yeah, it's like $9 I don't
get to Shane Gillis. Let me dial up Shane Gillis. Let me ring up
same gillus real quick. Let me give him a good jingle.
For Goko Night.
Oh, Bobo.
You mean, where's Cogonadad?
And Ziskord's broke it, but he can probably still play.
Yeah, Cogonadad can definitely still play.
Yeah, he's gotta use the voice chat.
We can use the voice chat anyways, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought we needed two more.
Uh...
I don't know if I need to find your Discord link.
ZChump said he's in.
Alright, uh...
I'll see you Discord link, you go.
There's Discord links in that right to a bot.
Hmm...
What is what is this game like a muggist right? It's like it's like a muggist.
Mr. Rogue what about Mr. Rugg? Oh I haven't touched Mr. Rugg since it's
It's rust.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, we are.
He paint?
Wait, are you going to paint me?
What's he paint?
He paint?
Yeah, let's get D-Pain.
He paint?
D-Pain?
Oh, I got one guy.
He's either Steven.
I got one guy.
I got one guy.
Never mind.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
That'll happen, boys.
That'll happen, boys.
That'll happen, boys.
Hey, can you guys find this game on YouTube?
Can you guys find this game on YouTube or YouTube or are you on YouTube one?
Yeah, you know like whenever you change your game title.
I don't do that.
I'm sitting and watching this amazing content at the same time.
I don't even know what you're saying.
Congratulations.
Hey, we're about to show it, we can show it.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I mean this game is better than what you're saying.
Think we got we got it's hot here. Yeah hutch is above. Oh, there we go. We got a ton of guys
I think we got ten. We're sitting at eight and plus coconut is nine
Do we one more guy one more guy z-chum, right?
Mr. Hutz I'm glad you could take a break from love island with your wife to come join us tonight brother
You can see it so much.
By the way, you see, you can actually take your whole fist
and put it in your ass.
Fuck you.
If you choose me to be in a snitch night,
I'm going to circumcise you live on twins.
Mark my words.
I'm going to bitch on you.
That's the thing going for 28 years, all right?
I'm going to double circumcise you.
I'm going to take the extra little skin flap,
so I'm going to make it a little crucible again.
I'm going to burn it.
I'm going to burn it like I'm a witch in my backyard.
I'm going to wish Chris is on you.
You know for the past 24 hours, I know you've been thinking about my dick, all right
No, I haven't no I did not know I did not know I
You cannot prove that
Do you think his dick is big I have
I've seen it multiple times.
Damn, a group against curious and every man's society goes mad.
I'm very, very good looking.
I'm very curious against the law.
I remember passing back the legislation.
This is ridiculous.
499, I'll go start to it.
Very nice.
That was nasty.
The shaft was surprising, that's the crazy part.
David Goosey solicit images of his penis for a monetary value as a transaction while live on Twitch.tv?
I can't, alright, cause there's both, there's nothing happening.
I haven't read the TOS, that's presuppositivity, but that's gotta be...
You're about to bait me into a bad-
I'm gonna get you banned, I'm gonna get you b-
You know what, I'm gonna text Twitch, I'm gonna sell me your racist.
I would tell me you're racist. I'm a time that you said
And I'm so fast
Goosey's a racist
Wait, where's he?
Oh, he went left.
He's in Targov duo, Targov duo, Targov duo.
ZeeChem.
He's a...
What was he doing?
Mr. Bulk Bulk.
Welcome in, Mr. ZeeChem. Welcome in!
Uh, Panda Skells is a...
behind McDonald's.
Oh, shit. He went behind McDonald's?
Yeah, this is not people got 11 people now. We got enough people now boys
Hello everybody. Hello. How you do
This should be a banger boys. This is gonna be a banger. I'll let me people. He's all this is gonna be a big
Oh
I
What are you gonna trust me next time
100%
Instead
After all I did for you already know we're lovers, so I don't feel like I need to say that to you
But with peanut if I don't reaffirm him he'll betray me and kill me
All right, I'm booting up a lobby P. You know, I'm talking about she tells me see it. Welcome back, Mr. Coconut. I'm
We lost
They got me the EMP. Yeah, she
He's taking it, but I don't know because I was saying I need a I need to like fill my quarter of like you see listening to women
You know, it's like a quarter and I haven't done again
You did some shit
You don't have to tell us but that's
I'm here. I am trying to be included. He's a cool guy
She just she just makes moon sign in her 20-acre
Off-the-grid lot down in Tennessee and sales it on the black heart a lot
Which is that's chill that doesn't change the outlook of her for me at least that's fine
I think as an American citizen, you should be able to do just that
I heard a lot of freedom about America like yelling being able to yell in your house, and if you want
However, you know, it's kind of a job. You're a policeman right on horses you communist bitch
I don't want to hear a damn thing from you about all I'm trying to say is
that they moved them to a different apartment.
Absolutely.
I would be afraid to live under you in an apartment.
Yeah.
Any night you could jump half a foot in the air, fall to the floor in my life.
What?
What?
Why?
Did you start?
Did you start one?
Did you start?
Well, yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm itching, bro.
Get me in there, man.
I love this game.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's so much better than the office one
Yeah, me and lemon me and lemon were talking about you played it in the morning and I and I was itching all day
It's all I could think about. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
All right guys everybody look into go and look up go to the streamer waiting room press open chat and I'm putting the code in there
There it is
Make sure you don't turn your screen because it's on the screen. It's your joy
Can I tell you guys a secret a lobby pain no lobby again?
Okay
Okay, let me let me go ahead. Okay, it always takes two tries it almost
But then never goes around the first try
And you know he's a new code you know
Be we have a thing tomorrow. Don't we we have active matter tomorrow at five. Oh
Oh, I was supposed to. I was told I had a sponsor too, but then they came back to me and said sorry
We gave all the money to somebody else. I wonder who that was
I'll find them
I will take his life for you gimmick. I will find out who this evil doer is. I will bring him to justice.
I will bring him to justice.
This very nice display of manliness.
You can count on me boys. I will not leave gimmick unavailable.
I will not leave gimmick unavailable. I will find this evil doer.
And I will bring him to the light. I will bring him to the light of the lord.
I will send him to his god immediately.
I think we're playing with guys. What the fuck is the game? I think close. Oh, you don't know
about close. What about coaching? Is coaching playing with us tomorrow or for active matter? I
Don't know if we our teams are assigned as I know we have the side partner, but I don't know. Okay
I'm literally solo. They put me solo
I
Kind of has it into play because they fucked me and so I kind of didn't want to play but I actually really liked that game
We need we were full 12. Yeah
I might be able to play with you.
Foxy, I need you to take the streamer waiting room, open the chat of the streamer waiting
room and put the code in behind your screen.
I just see now she's daffin right now.
Perfect, perfect.
Hello Foxy.
We're almost there boys.
We just gotta wait for Miss Foxy.
Hold on boys.
One more guy.
One more guy.
We'll be there just a moment boys.
Breaker one.
Foxy come in.
Foxy, when you might open up the streamer waiting room chat, you just go up two
right-click open chat and the codes right there just makes your speeds hidden when you do it right
Foxy take your time and take your time take your time. Oh, is he trying to rush?
Yeah, you sound pretty good, bud. You sound like you're well rested
Why is Foxy not talking? I'm gonna literally count down
You're being me. You're being me.
You're the only woman here.
You're being me to her.
Yeah.
What?
You're a little guy.
She said it herself.
Not a little guy.
A cool guy.
A cool guy.
A cool guy.
The coolest guy.
I thought she was a little guy.
I am counting on you.
She's running without Voxie.
109.
She's running without Voxie.
Yeah, why not?
I'm a swell.
I'm running without Voxie.
I'm running without Voxie.
I was doing.
And then we'll put you on without a car seat and then, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she's going to silly juice.
That's fine, that's fine.
All right, come on, give me ready up boys, ready up boys.
She's silly juicing.
All right, we're going in.
I'm ready boys.
I am ready, gentlemen.
I'm ready.
I learned a lot yesterday.
It's time to use those skills.
Use those lessons.
Use those lessons.
Hello?
Hello
Here we are
Once again
Hello, hello. Good to see you all again. Good to see you again. Good to see you
When it may I say you look spectacular today
Appreciate that you might motorboat it look quick for me while I piss on you
You're not a god damn hair on there.
I mean, you are hair is, that's a joke.
Go ahead.
That's a big idea.
Fatigue, fatigue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fatigue.
Okay.
All right.
Everybody get a nice picture.
Everybody get a nice picture.
Go ahead.
No, hold on.
Uh, on the left side.
Go ahead now.
You just got to figure out this Fandango thing here.
Oh, yeah, that new technology limit team, brother.
It's a, it is a, it's a fickle bitch.
Don't go anywhere. Oh my god. Oh, no, it's okay camera. Oh, there it is. All right. Oh, baby. All right. This is gonna be perfect for my collection. Okay. All right. Okay, you guys have a great day. Let's go back to our mobile home boys, pick up our check and grab our first objective.
I'm sorry.
Hey, excuse me.
Do you mind if I talk with you in private over here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up, Mr. N... Mr. N...
Just over here.
Just over here.
I see you in private conversation with you.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to use that to jerk off later.
Oh, my God.
That's a $20.
That's a $20.
No, it ain't.
No way they discount how much how much seven dollars seven dollars. All right, seven dollars
Okay, I can swing that I can swing that
Oh, I take I don't fuck I take that too late
This one's free
Shit
That's fine boys, that's fine. It's only $7 we can win it back at the stock machine
We're fine boys. We win that bad boy back into something. Is this not my house?
All right, this isn't my house. We my house that
Well, it's over here. It's great. Are you hot? I'm hot. I'm very hot
Here we go boys here we go
And now with it. We're safe on our own domicile and no federal agents that I do not respect their authority
can't enter it. Let's get down to brass tax. There was someone into your trailer.
Oh, I can do that easy. Winnie! Winnie! I'll show you my fat rack if you come inside my
mobile home.
Don't worry, we'll give you the sun. Winnie! Winnie! I'll show you my fat rack if you
come inside my mobile home. The only winnie. Only, only winnie.
only winning okay all right you know what everybody come on in oh no actually
hold on hold on okay winnie why'd you lock that door is it just you and me now
winning it's you and me
We can go faster slow I don't think I care why you're in there boss, but she got your
is a song sound. Is this a two person dub? This is a two person dub.
Hop on in, boss.
Well, no, that's not how you do it.
Let me see how you do it.
What I'm supposed to do is that what I'm supposed to do for you?
Oh, yeah, you back that thing up.
You slut. You back that thing up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Here's a dollar. He's slut. Oh, he's a dollar.
Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You shake that thing. You shake that thing.
You shake that thing for Boba Peter. You shake that thing for Boba Peter. Shake that thing.
Shake that thing for Boba Peter. Shake the money.
I can't pick up your own, buddy.
Aren't you getting the time and up there some money on you?
OK, all right. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, the car to Mamo.
Oh, crap. Oh, Mamo, Mamo.
Oh
Shit we are having money I gave it all this guy from chicken this is
I can't I can't actually never buy that racks enough. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Let me get some of that
Maybe you're going and see your thing is listed above your head
Oh God the pentaphy back
What the hell is going on what what the fuck broken in my dumb style
You get out of my house you get out of my house and shut up a bitch you get out of my guys
That's Gingy's the- Gingy's the stinger!
Gingy's the stinger who's taking pictures of me smoking weed!
Supervisor, you dumbass!
Oh.
Why are you letting the supervisor in your house, peanut?
She broke in my house with a crowbar!
Is that true?
I'm allowed to.
Let's smoke all the weed I want, fuck you.
You crime like that. It's insane.
I don't know. I don't know.
Check this out. Kind of cool.
Well, a huge hold on now hold on now. Hey, you know, you know how you wanted to circumcise me twice
I'm like this
What are you doing here
Hold on now. Hold on now.
Here we go. We hold on.
We got to do one of these these these objectives over here.
We're going to go insane, boys.
You either eat shrooms, bathing someone else's bathtub
or collect plastic cans in your trailer.
I don't know how to do that last one.
So I'm going to go bathing someone else's bathtub.
John, except for the pedicure.
Hey, John, John, when you might, John.
John, you might come over here for a second.
What's going on what's going on who's getting caught who's getting caught who's getting cut
Oh my goodness oh my oh
What he was what?
What?
Guys, I got it.
Can you open this door?
I'm overly, I'm overly stimulated.
Can you open this door?
Come on in, hutch.
I'm overly stimulated.
I just need to sit down for a second.
Wow.
Well, well, well.
Oh, God.
Well, well, well.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was overly stimulated.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're taking a bath in there, huh?
Peanut's house to get.
Hey, peanut!
That's my house. That's my house.
Oh, sorry. Oh, what do you say? Sorry. What do you say?
What are you doing?
Peanut. Oh, I know.
Oh, it's ours. I can see your friends are plugged in.
Get out. Get out. Get out.
Get out.
Leave it like Larry brother!
You gotta bring back your new boys, take that other beer.
Shh, you should get the back room.
How are you doing in here?
Oh sorry!
I got lost!
Sorry I thought this was my house!
Get the hell out!
Sorry about sorry!
Veteran range gaming cent!
Mr. Peanut It's Me, the Azeron guide from the Great Ark Raiders War.
I got a new Azeron Cyborg 2.
It's on X, hoping we can run some games together soon.
Ron Saab word to on take a little and then he was
Goosey's taking the initiative on this next conversation goosey's a snitch
Goosey is definitely the stench. He's always the stench
Yeah, that would be a double double and you just been walking around
Listen listen listen listen listen, how's where are you can I have a private conversation with you back here for a second?
Okay
Oh, you see me in text when you see me
Yeah, hold on I see the talking was a second okay
I don't know who this is at all and I have no idea what's going on
He was talking to you before
But no, I was just letting them take pictures of my fantastic rat
We didn't damn it tell these good people that I am not this dancer
No, we twerk if I'm not this dead
Here's your answer!
Here's your answer boys!
When he twerked if Coco's the snitch!
I got to process it.
Get some speed, which one?
Do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
I'm not going to be it.
I'm not going to be it.
And yes!
Oh, fuck.
Goosey wasn't the snitch?
Why?
Goosey wasn't the snitch?
Why give it to me?
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
You're very convincing about this.
You're so convincing!
You say we're suspicious.
Why is this person making?
I'm so damn suspicious.
John just offended him.
Hey, Coco, who's this dude?
Come over here.
It's give it to John.
It's give it to me.
I would give it immediately.
I feel like you're right.
I feel like it is gimmickin' job.
That makes sense.
No, follow me around, follow me around.
Okay, let me tell you what I'm all about.
No, gimmickin' is definitely the same, 100%.
100% gimmick just in.
100%, can I have a private meeting with you in your house?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the best thing I've ever done.
You don't have to be a mother.
Come on in, please.
I think gimmick is the snitch. Yeah. Yeah. But I, are you snitch me? Be honest with me.
Be so fucking for real. Why are you taking the picture? Just for later. Sorry. What we
said? I don't, I don't think you're gonna give the snitch. I sold drugs not too long
I'm gonna go. He's so give a drug.
Come on in, sir.
You got my wiener.
John's also good, I think.
You want to improve them on a snitch, huh?
Thank you. Watch this.
Oh, thank you. Watch this.
mail box. Anyway, wait, no, wait, no, that's my mailbox. Sorry, that's my mailbox.
I'm so thankful it wasn't my mailbox. I'm not gonna lie, you're just very close.
It almost got me like, you know what, I shouldn't leave this man's door.
How does that prove he's not the snitch? I don't know. He just
Hey John, do me, do me shrooms?
No, I have cigarettes and a bunch of stuff to catch on fire.
You guys, you guys get together for a group photo real quick.
That better not be at us, P, that you better not be at us.
It's Coco.
It's Coco, it's Coco.
Come here, buddy, I'll take it.
What the fuck?
Oh fuck, look like we got a fake tip.
I
Am suing this carry
I'm out of here. I am disgruntled. What you should we call the cops in this?
We hold on hodge. Are you way hold on now hodge are you?
Oh
Hot are you the bitch I just sent you
She touched the stage look at the picture. I don't have a private conversation with you for a moment
Sorry, do you think hutch might be the stitch?
There's a standard rack no
Oh
Hey
Taking a walk down every lane
Don't mind me boys don't mind me just taking a little walk down every lane
Don't mind me guys. So need to worry about old Papa peanut
You live walk down down every lane
And baby is the stitch no, no, I think it's I'll see us. I think it's coconut and if it's not coconut it's hot
John John John
Last year we vote coconut right now. I think we do. Let's do it. Come on
I
Worry if it's easy
No, it was I had to be up in the front if we're right if we're right here
We'll go down it. We'll go down. It's the best the best ever do it
You have to proclaim why and everyone I will I will I will everybody please take your seeds
Please take your seeds. I
I call this be today. Please take your seeds. Please take your seeds
Please take your seeds
Please take your seeds. Please take your seeds. I'll be a bit listen
I'm gonna have to ask you cordially, and I hope you don't take this personally, but I mean you take a seat, okay?
All right guys. Here's the deal
Well, you're not the fucking supervisor anyway, it's coconut. I have no evidence. Please come up here and vote coconut
Thank you John. Thank you John. Thank you. I feel like I put that very well
It's coconut 1000% vote coconut vote coconut coconut is this game
Give it coconut the stage
the stage
That's it's cool it's coconut it's it's coconut it's coconut
The snitches
Guys every stop every stop wait wait wait wait wait wait guys every stop every stop
I just got text messages from winning that heavy me is the sense. I'm not even joking. I put all my faith in that
I put all my faith in that I put all my faith in that guys to be me. I'll be be me
Join me join me with the baby
It's a baby and coconut I'm a hundred percent certain it's a baby and coconut I'm a hundred percent
It's a baby and coconut. It's a baby and coconut. I'm a hundred percent
It's a baby and coconut it's a baby and coconut
It's a baby and coconut
I mean coconut hundred percent
Oh my God
I can't believe this
boys it's coconut it's coconut eggs it's coconut eggs it's coconut eggs it's
coconut eggs it's coconut eggs what I say boys what I say yeah yeah yeah he's
accused everyone who's the supervisor dude is Genji taking the week off he's
the supervisor wait oh Genji you do see a goosey can you come here and set real
I'm having a bingo hunt with my friends, I need a picture of a bitch.
Did you know about this?
Who did this?
You're the only one who could write this.
Oh my god.
God, you have it.
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
What?
What?
No, no, no.
I'm a pyromaniac.
George a pyromaniac?
You're coconut.
Thanks.
All right boys.
I think I tell you the last kids is either coconut or someone else who I will not reveal yet
Guys just look at it look at them
At least he's a doleman jail for being a pedophile or something just look at them
There's some really important we need to do that guy ain't no way that guy ain't doing something creepy
We need to do first and the first thing we need to do is
What does anybody have a dollar? I've got a dollar. I've got a dollar. Okay, perfect. Thank you. Thank you
All right. Oh, that's it. I just need the one. Oh
Appreciate that
That one. All right now we can now let's get back to business
Thanks. Oh, no fuck. He just rub you what do you need the dollar for?
That guy just robbed me
Hey guys, just rob me
What the hell?
You see that he's robbing and playing D-Line from the whole town?
That makes me so angry I'm gonna steal another beer from Hutch's fridge
D-Chung, come on in
Yo get the fuck out of here
Peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, come here, peanut, come here
Pina, I really need to talk to you one sec. Please, come here, Pina.
Stop drinking that. It's serious.
Pina, please. Stop drinking into my house.
Pina, come here.
He more drinks around.
Anybody has fun here.
Pina, come here.
I need to talk to you.
What? What's going on? What's going on?
Come here. Come here.
What's going on? What's going on?
Wait, go, go.
Is he going to come or no?
What?
He's going to cook it at once.
He's going to cook it at once.
He's going to see if he has any value.
I think it's hot. I think it's fucking hot.
I think it's hot, Joe.
Coconut, coconut, coconut.
There's only one person I suspect more than much.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I can get you to be right here.
Coconut, come back. I gotta be right here.
Come on. I gotta be right here, mods.
I'm gonna die.
No, man.
I think Hunter could be the stitch, but I think there's one person that exceeds him in suspicion.
Hidden skills was the scrapper.
Hello?
There's one person that exceeds him in suspicion, Coconut.
Who is it?
Dude, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
It's not me. I'm an alcoholic.
alcoholic I guess I'm the drunk okay it's hot you can't believe that that makes
sense let's go for a hunch hold on now that guy should be double in jail it's
much worse each other percent inside everybody thank you thank you thank you
guys let me let me let me please have your seeds please have your seeds please
Please have your seats, please have your seats.
Guys, I was walking around the neighborhood today
and a pedophile stopped me and you know what he said?
He said, hutch is the snitch.
And that is where I'm voting.
Absolutely no evidence whatsoever.
What?
I'm voting him as well.
What happened to the coconut?
Before you vote.
What?
What?
These two have been losing their minds, okay?
First it was cocoa, then it was peanut,
then it was Coco, then it was this and the other.
I voted the last guy correctly.
I think that peanut is being misguided
and because Coco was-
It is so damn obvious to touch right now.
I hope everybody's getting this.
Guys, I don't know, this is so damn obvious.
Are you serious?
This is so damn obvious.
I got everybody in the room to know that it touched now.
Did you just hear the way he said that?
Did you just hear the way he said that?
That is a snitch speech.
That is a snitch speech.
Guys, boat odds, boat odds, it's a,
I wasn't sure before, but now I have 100% or 1,000%
or that was a snitch speech.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,
guys, guys, it's not, it's not.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
What did I just say?
What did I just say?
I told you it's not.
Oh, great.
He had drugs on him.
Wow, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Louise.
I saw it with Coco.
No, not me then.
What the fuck did I do?
God damn it.
Great job, bud.
OK, give me $5.
I thought it was him.
You got it.
You got it.
Give me $5.
I'll let it slide, dude.
For me.
It's 100% hot.
Guys, it's hot.
We just got to go back there and vote it.
It's hot.
He had mushrooms on him. Are you sure? Why would this get you have drugs on him?
Well, maybe to pray the drugs on a criminal so he can arrest him
You know what? I'll clear my name. Give it come on guys. It's hot guys. It's hot. It's a Lord Fortequat. It's hot
Yeah, we okay the supervisor's got the fucking rails, but it's hot it's hot
What should I call a meeting?
How long should I call a meeting?
It's my birthday, better yet it's National Burger Day.
I've already had five.
Can I have a beer?
Yeah, yeah.
Now we gonna take a hutch down boys.
That's that dirty slam of snitch.
Big day boys, I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
Thank you, John. Oh, thank you. If you could just throw it back just one more time. It would make my dreams come true. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Just throw it back just a little bit more. Just throw it back. Just I see you throw it back just a little more. Just keep throwing it back. Just keep throwing it back.
28 dollars.
20 dollars, we're rich boys we're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We just lost we just lost are we so serious are we super duper serious right now
I do nothing! I do nothing! I was on your side!
You can't go to be a pedophile!
You look like a pedophile!
But that doesn't mean a game from the fact that Hodges is dead!
Highly illegal drugs on a lady!
He was convincing! He convinced me!
Oh my God! It's penis fall!
Penis, I'm calling you a pedophile!
And stop getting people to fucking hate me!
It's your fault!
He was pretty convincing with the pedophile thing.
Guys, I said Hutch was the stench and gimmick fucked it up for all of us.
Okay, I admit it. I admit it. You were right.
But Hutch had like 75 pounds of like tier one brugs.
He had mushrooms, a whole bag of fucking meat.
Something would have snipped him.
He's a double agent.
Hutch can't keep winning.
He can't quit him.
Guys, we're missing two people.
No, three people from the game.
Who are we missing? We're missing.
Me?
I think Fox.
I'm sorry, I'm lazy, everyone get down on the game.
It's all good, it's all good, welcome it.
Foxy, good to see you.
Hi guys.
Welcome in, Foxy Friday.
Hi Foxy, thank you.
Thank you, Brian.
You're the only one to join.
We appreciate you.
You just send it.
Hey guys, we're still missing two more guys.
Yeah, wait, who are we missing?
Is it the same one, hubby b?
We're missing Panda, and we're missing Foxy.
We just need Foxy.
All right, all right.
Yeah, Foxy will see you.
I'll be right back join the game
I'm in
The day you change your guys look for the day. I stopped calling you a pedophile, but until they look like a pedophile
Fuck you. Don't share screens by the way
Yeah, because the cave is out there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the cave has to be there.
You're gonna have to do the same thing.
Hey, man, how many birthdays do you have a year?
365.
365.
Aw, that sounds right.
That sounds right.
No, let's ride.
Let's ride.
We need to get that buddy up, eh?
You guys don't leave.
We gotta bring up.
Oh, I'm gonna get it.
Oh, I'm gonna have to use the code on the screen.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We're getting tired of winning over here, guys.
We're getting tired of winning.
Yeah, let's ride.
I
Okay four really alone wait who's Lord Park what I might be your dad
Let's do exactly what we did
You're a shithole of a...
Where's my damn house?
What I did first was let people see pictures of Iraq.
Can we talk?
Go ahead. What's up?
Come on, come on, come talk.
Alright, okay.
Let me talk.
I don't know where my house is.
I don't know where my house is either.
Come on then.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Thank you. You're
going to keep that for later.
I hope you don't mind. Sorry
for lying to you. That's okay.
Even though you did try and
for me last game and you know,
I hope you can look back on
you know, we live in the same
trailer park. I'm not trying to
fight with you. I ain't trying
to fight with you neither. Let
me tell you the people of this
trailer park are good people.
What the fuck are you doing I just run do I heard a door open right by me? I thought someone was in the damn house
Yeah, right here if you're talking. Oh, I have not been talking this whole damn time
Who keeps opening this door is this place haunted oh hell no oh hell no I'm not I'm not walking on
Thank you. Thank you. We got it. Not going sane. You got to eat a banana, buy milk and
put it in your fridge and listen to innocent music. How do you listen to innocent music?
This place. I'm looking for my house. I'm kind of lost right now. What do you want
Interesting. Oh hold on there. Very interesting. Hold on now. You might like you to sip it there. Oh
This sure I just found it few we said not
What I think it is nice. I just found it. What the? Oh
You don't think it's a
We're all done
I gotta put this in the ocean stand
That should allow us to get back to our house undetected
And now we eat a banana
Mr.. Creep banana
Where would we keep bananas? Hold on? Where do you keep me? Wait? Hold on? Where do people keep bananas?
Wait, where do people keep bananas in the house?
The bedroom!
The banana store?
Oh, banana, banana!
I
The banana store
I get that so it's not anybody see this
I think I heard a noise over there
You let me oh, let me let hold on let's do it go down in here
I do it go out of here
Why do you care criminal?
My dad
Around here you try to bring your house
Stop saying
Do you mind if I speak to you privately for a seat? Oh my god
hey you know where I can get some some of that that devil's lettuce and that
green gas oh no I don't know but maybe if you put the lettuce and a mushroom
together we have deal hmm I'll give you five dollars to show me a car
I
Want okay
I don't know you have to
I don't know how to show my butt. There's five dollars. Show me your cock. I
Don't
Maybe I show you my dick later. Okay, listen, man. You owe me one cock showing just know that you go you owe me one
We gotta get banana in the staff, we're gonna go insane!
Kill the ABCS, kill the ABCS.
I
Need this banana and quiet
I see us do this
Jesus Christ now we got to go dispose of the evidence without me we see this
What the hell are you doing in my house you son of a bitch?
What the hell, what the hell are you doing?
You got any hate cells for me?
I don't, I don't know shit.
God, I don't know shit either.
Listen listen.
Get the hell out of my house!
I do not respect your authority as a government official.
You have no right to be in my domicile.
You have no right to be in my domicile.
You trying to blow my cover?
Is that a cigarette?
Yes, it's a cigarette, officer.
Check.
Man, these HOA guys are fucking crazy.
Yeah, you are much in charge of me a month.
$27.
Fuck. That's two Big Mac meals.
That's two Big Mac meals.
Yeah.
Come over here.
Let's talk to you.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
The only visible to you wait that doesn't help at all
Wait guys when somebody goes insane isn't supposed to tell me who they are or what they're doing
Oh, he's the he's the drug
Oh, man, you look nice QG reaction. Oh nice to make your acquaintance huge erection
Yeah, you want to go find my place? I don't know where it's at, but I
I
Think well hold on now. Where is it?
It says home trailer under it is it that one there's mine this way
Yeah, oh well good luck with that. I would love a cigarette
Thank you. Oh
Well, it's God forever Aaron her name is God speed find your house. Oh, well, I'm just gonna take a quick nap right here
We got some more money.
There we go.
Alright boys, we got a text winning.
We got a text winning.
We got a text winning.
I know who the drunk is.
here we go boys here we go here we go boys here we go
Here comes some here come five all boys and get them up sweep them all up
Who's getting arrested who's getting arrested
My people my people in this city park home don't deserve you
You the KGB. What is this? What is this? What is this? Nazis? You're a Nazi. Yeah, these
are the free land. I do not respect your authority as government official. Can you see that boys?
You gotta play it off, that's nice. You gotta play it off like me. Like I ain't the stich.
She's gonna pay it off like I had shit in him in telling the g.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
No.
Read the call, meeting.
Read the call, meeting.
I'm about to try to talk to you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm not trying to talk to you either, fuck you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm looking up.
I'm trying to figure out how to do this shit.
A beanie?
Why'd you call a meeting?
Well, we have fucking 10 seconds otherwise we all would have been starting to lose sanity and then the motherfuckers snitches
Okay, all right boys, I have no intelligent
You know also have no intelligent, but I want to falsely accuse someone right here right now in front of the whole town
It's panda skills. I knew it from the start. Let me tell you something. He took me aside earlier and he said for just $5 he'd show me his cock. Now of course I paid him $5. But he didn't even show me his cock. He scared me. He's the snitch.
Yeah, because I want the money.
Wait, wait, hold on. I have to check.
I
You sure about you sure
The why nobody is the wiser boy. No one
Well, that's how we know who the snitches because it's I'm pretty sure it's super buzzers been hanging out with her and as a grudge
And once together, but can't because he's really bad
Yeah, Winnie is kind of an idiot
Can I say one thing?
Who is the supervisor anyway?
It is that Snitch is not Coco. Coco saved my life.
What do you do? How do you do it?
Snitch could never save me, alright? I just wanted everybody to know Coco saved my life.
I agree. Coco saved my life too.
It is not Coco. It is not Coco.
Coco saved my life too.
That's all I know. Are you taking?
Coco did not save my life.
You'll see that later.
Okay, so one thing we can confirm is me and gimmick are not the snitches. I could go for or they're both the snitches
Okay, I'm gonna go to the front I would like to say that I saw coconut and gimmick in the trailer being suspicious
ohh, what the fuck did they fucking I like that last guy's question
What does that mean what do you mean by suspicious what does that mean
It's a good question
I put it here and you are saying
well, what is suspicious lady
Wow, she's good lady
Oh, she's got one here
God's peeing in his chair again.
My bullshit fucking did not work.
What the wait?
Wait, hold on.
God, stop peeing in your chair.
People in their tridromiciles.
In their private property.
Look at what he's doing.
Guys, let me tell you what is.
Oh, shit.
There it is.
Oh.
Oh.
Now come on down boys, come on down, fuck you.
Ate the go boys, what's down, ate the go boys, we're meant to progress.
We can only speak in the bar.
You can only speak while you're in the bar, you can't speak out here no more because
you wouldn't dare.
Yeah, yeah, just let me know.
Sorry about that.
I mean, sorry we were wrong.
We could have been coconut in our trailer, so.
We've got out the only one.
God damn it.
Well, give it to me.
You mind if I borrow you for a second?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
There's no way first time to borrow you.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, I'll just say that for, oh, all right.
Go ahead.
That's not it.
That's the whole gambling one, by the way.
Because the same on every time.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, Brandon.
Have a good one, guys.
I'm gonna use it.
Yeah.
Let's go get some people.
Let's go catch some money.
I said, give me, you mind if I have a private
conversation with you just over here?
Just over here.
Oh, absolutely.
You know what, I can get some of that,
that blue bubblegum pussy moon lettuce.
Ooh, listen, I'm sort of caught up in myself.
Mr. Coconut might be able to help you
with such a thing if you know what I mean.
I know what you mean.
kennt
oh
We got two. We got two. Seven
more to go boys. Seven more to go.
Seven more to go boys.
For that dude.
Greatest bridge. Wait, wait, hold on.
If gimmick is a connoisseur himself.
We can't call the cops on coconut right
now because then gimmick would be
suspicious. But if we call the cops
on gimmick because he's a connoisseur
He's a connoisseur of weed we can get rid of the witness that I that I asked him
Who sells weed and then and then we get rid of coconut and then nobody nobody's the why is that yeah?
Oh, yeah, I see is very low. We have me listening. I don't really see this music voice
I
John's still not caught yeah, I told me what John was like an hour ago. Yeah, I was John not deal yet. I
Swayed I got Winnie is the dumbest super-vagent
We gotta go, we gotta go to Luigi's.
What the hell's going on here? Is there someone in your bathroom, baby?
Is there someone in here?
Hello?
Oh, hello, how you doing?
What the fuck are you all doing in my house, anyway?
What were you doing in that bathroom?
I didn't take your picture to be you fucking perv!
What the hell are you doing in the front?
Hold on, what are you saying? Disgusting fucking place to live.
Hold on there.
That's a nice bold shot. That's a premium A grade bold shot.
That's nice.
We need to check your phone you dumbass check your fucking phone
Oh well hold on now what we talk about over here huh we talk about
over here partner you've been such this guy right here's a really I'm a rat
now you goosey the snitch goosey the stench goosey the stench goosey the
There we go boys, there we go.
Sick to go boys.
Wait, was Johnny your thing?
Now we're cooking boys, now we're cooking it.
Now let's go guys, wait, if coconuts is the drug dealer
and Gimmick needed drugs, that makes him either the junkie
or what are the other ones?
If coconuts, the drug dealer, who else would need weed?
need weed probably just a junkie right see when I smoke weed you guys see me
I'll smoke weed this is scrap oh I eat the creeped I smoke weed
fucking I'm gonna take some I'm gonna take some I'm gonna guess junkie I'm
gonna get junkie
Let's just, let's just run out of coconut, let's just run out of coconut.
It's been longer than time.
Here we go, okay, fine, it's been longer, it's longer.
Here, get that meat, boys.
Quickly before anybody gets...
Go, go, go!
Oh, creepers, shrooms?
Okay, okay
Guys vote him come on
What the hell
Why is it me?
Oh, who the fuck I see here?
I'm here.
Well, I'll tell them who's been working with how they know if this game will be
over. Yes.
The next.
That's right.
We'll be implanted.
Be implanted.
The seeds of deception.
Be implanted.
We will still win.
We will still win this match.
The, the, the snitch to the same thing.
I speak for Tom.
Hey, Panda, I'm the devil's advocate.
Welcome to your green with everyone so hard right now because I don't know how to fuck. I do this game
So I think we both
Step up a loose you see I don't get you see it's up to goosey now boys
You got a couple of them out I was in Texan Winnie. I also text you buddy. I see what we all on every nose of the season
He why don't I just tell me to take his phone?
We need we need check your phone you dumbass. I told you one of the guys
Really coconut is the drug dealer
I do nothing. What? What? I do nothing. What? I'm the
stand. See that my job? You are so obvious. No, I was. I got
like three guys now.
Hey, by the way, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Gimmick is the Junkie, Winnie, Gimmick is the Junkie.
I
Ready ready give it to the junkie as well
Wait, wait, wait, I'll look you getting pissed on wait, that's my guy's allergy
Pretty when he gimmick is the junkie when he is the
Give it to the judges. Give it to the judges.
No, I know, I know, but I can't call the cops until I don't know when.
It only gives me a certain amount of calls.
Well, uh, well, how long do you call the cops again?
Well, I mean, until they get back to the station, I'm waiting.
I know who everyone is.
Wait, can anybody else outside the bar hear me?
Does anybody know how the other guy, or no?
I think...
I'm not going to say anything to that.
He said a lie so you would follow it
We got his ass
Did you could hear me? She was out at the bar
Yeah
Yeah, I don't believe you I don't believe you don't believe me
How much do you this as how much eat this as yeah?
We're gonna win this 100% we're gonna win this 100,000% Gucci's gonna bring it home for us boys
There are literally measures to present to prevent you from doing what you're about to do you about this is walking about without even a word
You're the worst
No, no, no listen everybody listen listen listen
Our brother
and right before my eyes I tried to hold on but the the man is too strong this is our last chance
everybody this is our last chance you all know you can trust me they already know who I am
yeah I'm a junkie what are you I like to do what I do it's a little exotic we got a fight boys
he wasn't joking he wouldn't have put it on the earth all right I'm the junkie you can trust me
And I'm telling you right now
Anybody else junkie now's the time is there anybody else who's a junkie now we're getting time to say
That's right
Is it really a crime for a man to drink this divine I
I FUCKING HATE GUZI!
I got a snitches and bitches!
I FUCKING HATE GUZI!
First you go to the bar before the snitch will be thrown!
I FUCKING HATE GUZI!
Excellent work.
GG's.
I HATE GUZI!
Yeah!
GUZI, why you throw the game?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You planted the seed in Panda's brain that was a snitch.
Whoa, is there another?
I believe Panda.
He started with conviction.
Yeah, fuck Panda.
No, fuck Panda.
No, fuck you.
Fuck Panda's barely literate.
Are you thinking he's gonna remember
that I said that 10 minutes ago?
I would shoot at him.
Trust me, he couldn't compete at a crossword puzzle.
Is there another map, can you see?
Is there arrows at the bottom?
Well, there is another map.
I didn't know that.
I'm missing someone all the way up the game guys there's three other maps
but John John
well one of them is seven
relax living oh John
we all wait for John
I'll probably
did he Lee is he done Joe
is he fall asleep it's gonna be just drunk maybe just drunk
where's John at
where's John where's John
I
Just want to say this publicly so everyone knows I fucking hate goosey. I hate
You want to know why I like I knew that you were you and goosey were
You and Goosey were both the stitches.
We won.
Because every game you guys always talk shit to each other
in the very first meeting.
This time you sat next to each other, which you've never
said, you sat next to each other,
and you didn't tell him to die once.
Well, let me be the peanut of the hour.
Fucking die.
Has done that.
Die right now, Goosey.
Fuck yourself and die.
My opponent is for fishing my boat when I hope I'm not too late.
There's gonna be even more landmines, and there's gonna be cannons, and you're gonna be fucked.
Guys, that one was fishing too late.
John?
I'm gonna be up in five hours. I gotta go. Bye-bye.
Goodbye, John! Goodbye!
Bye, John!
Wait, he didn't say last game.
He didn't do that.
He didn't algae that I know.
Alright, let's rock!
That's a faux pas.
Wait, okay, we got one of you.
Oh
God the pedophiles the supervisor
area do you know you by my speedy probably yes sir
why you do exactly what my part of it I just took a look yes this is a mission
yeah I'm the snitch no one's ever gonna believe you
I haven't talked to you all game
What do you talk I literally just walked out that door I've been here the whole time pay to you were next to me
No, I know I was right here
No, I was inside you have to find another escape though. Okay. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby
This confirms Hutch has to be the same. So I don't think so
Honestly, you're right. Honestly, Hutch would probably know that I would say something like that
Hutch would probably
Hutch knows me. I thought it'd be pretty good. He probably knows that I would say something like that and just brush it off
Is oh that speed I'm saying something but the fact that he went to the town square
and accused me
Kind of makes me think he's the city. I'm saying guys. You know I'm saying you're saying
I mean that does that make sense? I feel like I'm making sense here. I feel like I'm making sense here
I think that kind of makes sense
Lucy can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, sure best friend
This includes you. I have a personal question. You know how much not a real good friend, right?
Well, I don't know. I see a lot of clips. Okay, so I went up to him and I said I'm the snitch
But no one's ever gonna believe you which is just a thing that I would normally say that's just kind of how I do shit
I'm not actually the steps, but then he ran to the middle of the town and told everyone I was the stench
So I'm thinking if he wasn't the stench
He'd be like, oh, that's just something peanut says ha ha ha ha whatever
But the fact that he went to the middle of the town and yelled peanut just told me he's the snitch
Kind of makes me think he's the stick we think I
Think I saw both him and gimmick with a carton milk and gimmick's fun
Orch, they were literally living with milk
That's not possible. I've been with us the whole time. I
Saw it. No, see now you're making me down you because I saw how it's with gimmick right now
How did you guys in completely separate locations of the map see a person that was with me the whole time doing the same thing
Hannah get off your fucking phone
Okay, so it's hot
It's hot
I'm just fang fang it's fine
I guess hatching panda
That's what I was trying to get
Actually, not the gimmick
I think it was gimmick that had the milk
I think it's hatching panda
I think it's hatching panda
Hatch or again?
They're like the same, they're twins
So it could be either
with me and hathardhwin yeah we kind of look the same sexy sexy
no i i that's not what i was saying yeah that's what a cinch would say a cinch that's what a
cinch would say 100 percent thank you pan thank you pan well you're welcome i don't know what you
but okay twerk for me and i will vote hutch first don't twerk for me and i will vote you first
i have no clue how to do that man hold down q and press twerk
oh yeah your slut take these dollars you fucking whore oh my god yet yet yet yet
Money
Was we got our stitches we got our stitches boys hundred percent it's hot to that panda man
Jealous I mean I know we get it off but like I'm a lot
Listen how we say that let's say say that goosey am I right am I right?
He's my great. What's up with George Washington buying milk in that living room? Why don't you tell us about it, huh?
are you talking about gimmick yeah his name is George Washington you're not
gonna make me betray gimmick we know things about each other
okay what do you think he was drinking though I don't know maybe because it's a
fucking snitch buddy listen don't don't tell you I'm not gonna tell you what he
is you're gonna have to ask him I need to talk to you immediately you talk to
me as well okay go ahead wait I'm on now I need to talk to you immediately what
are you okay let's come over here come over here guys what
Okay, guys, listen, okay.
Are you guys the stitches?
You can tell me right now, and there'll be no witnesses.
There'll be no witnesses.
You can tell me right now, and no one will know.
You literally...
Oh, okay.
Maybe that one would know.
There's literally a man right there.
What?
No.
Hey!
Get out of here!
Fuck you.
I
Can I borrow some money?
Yeah
It's fun. Thank you
So you guys the shit is it what?
No, I'm not the snitch
You said it. Are you the snitch? No, it's no
How'd you get so close to me?
What the hell is going on over here?
Hey, how you doing?
Hello?
Wait, how'd you go your day?
Look at the cap brought in.
See, he's got the stitch.
Get out.
Please, move your wand.
Please, take the H-R-A-P.
White out after 10 p.m.
Is he the stitch?
Wait, is he the stitch?
I saw a stitch like five times
above his head.
Let me tell you something.
I know who your stitches are, you bitch.
I know Hutch is one of them.
I know he is.
You know what I am?
Yeah!
And I know what kind of man you are.
You know what I am?
You know what I am, coconut?
I know what you are.
I know what you fucking are.
I'm...
Listen to me very carefully.
I'm...
Fuck.
the prankster
yeah that's funny because i know the prankster is
alright that that helps my list out okay cool if you already knew the
prankster was
how would you how would that help you lose that
yeah because by by division and demand my friend
now that i know you're not a vision and demand
you know what you're probably the whole is up
online college socioeconomic class was division and demand scrapper
The fuck does that even mean, are you smoking crack?
You're smoking crack.
You're smoking crack.
How long is he talking about?
What the hell is he talking about?
Because we got a gamble.
We got a gamble right now.
We'll get a cigarette.
Good with us now.
Come on, Foxy.
I'm with you.
Bind some milk.
Don't worry about me guys.
Bind some milk.
Take the edge off, boys.
There we go.
Oh, yeah, takes the end job boys, stops the shakes.
What the?
What?
What the hell is he jump?
What the hell was that?
I knew I was just running around naked, taking pictures of people.
This photo right there.
I got something to bring up.
There are two.
I'm milk locked in this game.
There are two people who have bought milk.
I want to know if anyone has been suspicious.
Yeah, how do you know they bought milk?
or at the store, there's a ledger of what's bought.
Did he tell you who's bought it?
Yes, it's gimmick and paniskills of both bought milk.
Who just bought it?
I really, I really.
Yeah, but then it's gimmick and paniskills
because the milk is required for the skid.
The milk is required for snitch activities.
So I must have a good reason to buy it.
I accidentally buy the, okay, so I admit
I didn't buy the milk, but because I was trying
to buy the hot dog.
Look, I have right here, my needle.
Story panda like the story body real like these three guys. It's giving compared to hundred percent
Just look at them. They look like stitches
You guys know I've seen my boat hutch and panda hutch and panda hutch and panda
Off you two dollars that beer
and I didn't lose out panda was not
juicy and peanut it's it's hot
and it's buying on a serious
I will have a hot dog
it's hot and bad that was
if you bought your actual goosey
it's also peanut
it's hot and bad
it's not being juicy it's not being
juicy it's hot and bad
meeting in this group again.
Listen, sir.
No, no, no, it's definitely not juicy.
How do we see it?
It's hot in Panda!
It's hot in Panda, guys!
Both Panda!
What we got about both?
What's that saying?
Both Panda!
Well, it's Panda!
No, it's both of Lucy!
It's just it's hot in Panda!
100%!
Oh, baby, what we're doing?
Panda?
It's a motion!
It's hot in Panda!
How come I didn't find it at all?
Oh, my baby!
I think we know who the other stench is, the man that was defending him.
I think we know who the other stench is, the man that was defending him.
Call me.
Call me.
The other stench is right here, boys, right here.
I'm out of here.
He's stuck.
He's been thwarted.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Look at that.
I thought you said you knew who the breakthrough was.
What happened to that?
What the hell did you do it?
Hey, look at that.
Look at that.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Just over here for a moment.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
breaks you was. Okay, all right. Get out of here! Run, Scallywag! Run! He doesn't have
to figure this out. Oh, absolutely. Free ride? What do you want to go? Oh, I'd like to go to the
uh, the saloon, do some gambling. Oh, shit. Let's do it. I know a shortcut. You know a shortcut?
By golly, let's get there
Here we go
Are we stuck?
We stuck it's a you problem. Definitely not a me
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh
Thank God. Oh, oh
Hey guys nothing to see here coming through coming through
I'm just heading to the bar the salute's right there to our left
Thank you very much push me up the stairs push me up the stairs
We already do that
gimmick we already do that gimmick we already do that everyone already do
that oh oh he told me he was the his snitch he told me was the hobo but the
hobo is already been caught oh he said that's actually genius that's actually
Genius
Who'd you get wrong this time?
We got gimmick!
We need to get to my boy!
We gotta call a meeting!
We can't call again!
What the fuck you doing?
Oh nothing.
You better suck this cock.
You better keep that cock to the floor for a cold.
Wait!
It's my most popular-
Does it touch 1,000 percent?
I've never been more certain in my whole life.
It touched 1,000 percent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think so?
God, he hoes.
I mean, listen, it's not hoes.
It's goosey.
No, it ain't goosey.
It ain't goosey.
You saying that is insane after I literally-
It's not hoes.
It literally is not possible.
Hey, let's do easy too easy.
This little drug's right in front of you.
Hey, good work boys, good work.
The drugs.
What the fries in the bag, huh?
Fries?
You let me know.
Fries?
How'd you get that?
Fries.
Pure luck.
Fries?
Pure luck.
The panda was a great bitch.
Someone checked the bag.
No, someone checked the bag.
I didn't know.
Yeah, I didn't know what it was.
He was also taking pictures of us.
There's a list of people who bought milk or something.
Yeah, that's kind of crazy that that's in the game.
How'd gimmick know?
You saw him buy milk?
No, gimmick knew because he said he was the hobo,
but the hobo had already been caught.
I said, like, I'm going to trust you.
I'm the hobo.
And then I looked at the thing
and the hobo was already done.
It was so he immediately went for me, but I got the message.
Oh my God.
I heard your message.
I heard your message getting loud and clear.
And I told the people.
Let me speak to the people.
The people.
I was setting up trust.
So whenever we went into the voting,
there was an opportunity.
But sadly, when they got panned out, there was no.
I mean, there was no.
It's kind of.
And it was also the oboe.
He was the real he was the real
Just to get the trust
Be I was about to vote for Panda as well, but the vote literally ended and I kind of fucked him over because it was tied
Sorry, Panda
I knew hotch was the stench because he ran out there telling everybody I was the stench when I told him I was the stench
Which I know that doesn't make a lot of sense, but you just have to trust me. It's very nuanced
It's yours
You have to know hotch on a deeper level to know that that's not what he'd do if he wasn't the stench
You have to just know him as a friend now ready up boys
I'm ready. Oh
I'm putting that on my resume if I ever get another job a real job. I'm putting that on my resume
I'm clipping it and I'm sending streaming is a real job gimmick and if I may say the hardest job of all
So true. Yeah
Holes is hard. You think being a doctor is hardly not one of the easiest things you can do
What's going on here? Who's your supervisor?
Habibi again? He's stupid.
Can I get back into the discord please?
I need to get back into the discord. Please, thank you.
Fucking place
Coconut who do you think the stitches are
Okay, someone needs to check your computer damn dude
I mean just look at you just look at you
Someone say someone please someone take this man's hard drive
someone take this
someone take someone take this man's hard drive right now
I need a drink. I need a drink.
Here's my house. Here's my house.
Oh, go, go, go.
Oh, some money. Hold on, now.
Oh, some money.
Score.
Here we go, boys.
Here's some money.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go boys!
There's something to keep this shit down!
Oh ho ho ho!
There's something to keep this...
Hello?
Who's that? That's a synth!
That's a synth! Oh my god, that's a synth!
He stopped me drinking! Who was that?
Was that Coco?
That's Coco's a synth! Coco's a synth!
I'm not even joking! Coco's a synth!
I'm not even joking guys!
Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen very carefully
I was drinking in my thing. I was drinking my thing. I was just cuz I was doing it
But he thinks I'm the drug I saw him peeking through the window. I immediately turn around he runs away comes down here and pulls out his phone
Swear to God swear to God. It's Coco. Swear to God swear to God Coco
It's Coco 150 percent hundred infinity percent hundred and fifty percent
Guys are you really pulled out his phone?
Listen listen listen I went to my house and grabbed a beer cuz you know I was just like drinking and shit and I look around
I look behind me and do my through my door window. I see coconut peeking through
He's then runs away as soon as I see him. I chase after him
I come back here and what does he do instead of the middle of the street with his phone out like this?
I have a sexual relationship with Pina and I was just horny
that might be true as well but Coco are you the creep no I'm not the creep I'm
just I'm just horny I'm just horny that could be a true as well that that
could be true as well that's fine boys just fine as long as I get much
better than boys one of many potential creeps as I'm calling the meeting it's
It's coconut. It's coconut.
Guys, it's coconut. It's coconut.
It's coconut.
150%, 150%.
Guys, I'm telling you, it's coconut. 1000%.
I've never been more certain in my whole life of anything.
Coconut is the, is the guy.
You out okay, what it's peanut peanuts a snitch dude guys
Let me go over the story one more time so that you can believe me. Let me go over the story one more time
Hold on let me guys guys. Let me speak for just a moment
We go let me go let me get over it well guys. I went to my house to grab a vodka, right?
I drink it and when I turn around I see someone peeking through my door window
It's coconut as soon as I see him he darts away from my house
I chase after him and then I find him immediately in the street with his phone out like this
I'm going to talk next, I'm going to talk next, here it is, here it is, I'm not a creep,
I'm a creep, I thought he was being a bit weird, but also I was horny, I wanted to look
into his door to see what he got going on.
That could be true as well at the same time guys, but he is definitely the same.
He opened a beer bottle, he leaned over and I saw the crevice of his ass, I got horny,
I wanted to save it on my phone so I could have it for later.
I mean, you are the only woman in the trailer part.
That is true.
That is true.
Guys, that does not negate the fact
that this guy right here is the snitch.
100,000%.
150,000%.
No, I'm not a snitch.
See, this guy is going just by default.
I'm just horny as shit.
He goosey voted for himself.
I'm not a snitch.
You know, I can be like, he's a snitch, though.
He's the fucking stick guys. Okay guys listen me in coconut stop the states you can vote me next time a cocoa is the states
1,000%
Fine wait coconut if you truly have a picture of my ass then send us to all of us right now
Okay, I'll send it to you right now hold on hold on. I'll send you right now
All right, I'm sending it to Winnie hold on
You're the same to Winnie your your your guy
The one guy who would lie to you one guy who would lie to you
Say it to me, Coco. Say it to me. Coco, say it to me.
Say it to me, Coconut. Say it to me. Say it to me, Coconut.
Okay, hold on.
I said those things. There you go.
I fucked up because you looked and I fucked up and I panicked and I took a photo of the wall.
Your ass isn't even in that photo.
Oh, so you don't have an ass picture?
Bono guys, Bono, Bono, he doesn't even have a picture of my ass.
That's proof enough, he doesn't even have a picture of my ass.
Send it to two people so we know you're not sending it to the others.
I just sent it to the gimmick.
Send to me, send me, send me.
It's a blank white, it's a black and white photo with a silhouette of a beer bottle on the ground.
I'm just warning, I'm literally just-
Guys, it's coming up 1000%, 1000%.
You guys see this?
I'm just fucking horde-y as shit.
That's all I am.
Guys, that can't be true at the same time.
It does not need to be exclusive.
You got it, what you got?
I'm just gonna have to take it.
I'm just gonna have to take it.
I'm just gonna have to take it.
I'm just gonna have to take it.
Guys, guys, it takes a big peanut to admit
what he's wrong.
That's a big peanut.
It takes a big peanut to admit what he's wrong
and I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Okay?
It takes a big peanut to admit that.
And I was wrong.
Let's give him a pat on the back.
Yeah, come on guys, we all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
I give you credit for standing up and saying you thought who it was.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Okay, yeah, of course.
What's up, yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Is this a three person conversation or...?
No, get the fuck out of here!
It's fuck off, Winnie!
Stop dealin' snitch, bitch!
No, I'm not a snitch!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm not a snitch!
Winnie, I'm not a snitch!
I'm not a snitch!
You, it!
Let's supervise it when I have a private conversation!
Yeah, so I went over there to talk to him, just like he said.
The witty cut wouldn't be cut with me, so he doesn't think of my butthole or something.
Go ahead and talk.
And that bitch just didn't set everyone up.
That bitch just didn't set everyone up.
No, no, no.
Guys, I need to send you some...
What the hell are you guys doing to me?
I'm just making a look at the app.
We should... We should... We should... We should... We should... We should... We should... We should... We should...
The hell was wrong with you?
You fucking snitch.
Don't understand the trunk.
Why would you say that that easily? You know my brain's not as big as these other people.
My brain's turning right now.
Leave the thinking to me, Weedy. I'll do all the thinking for you both.
Okay, okay.
Take a picture of your neck again.
Okay, that's fine.
Hey, I'm just gonna let you know, if you move the slider about halfway, you can get nipples out of your shirt, whatever you're making your character.
Really?
Yeah, like really big boobs like like man boobs, but they become nipples like it's when you're customizing the character
So like go female. I think it's a dress lighter and do the slider, but do it like 49% of a severe call in their mantises
Hello
You're a fucking dumbass you you fucking stupid dumb mother fucker. You just threw the fucking game
You stupid dumb fucking freak you goddamn fucking Walden. I swear to God. I'll get you when I get you
I want to fucking get your peanut-assy crack and open stay that orange jumpsuit you bitch
Get in
Okay, I'm gonna push you down the cell already
I have a good voice I have an idea
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.
You see? You see? You see? You see? You see? You see? You see? Did you just call the police? I mean...
Did you just call the police? I mean, you see? You see? Is this for me?
Oh, see it? What the hell?
You got a fake tip.
What?
You got a fake tip.
I think go to the ocean, dude.
Hey, Peanut.
What?
I know who it is.
You do?
Yeah, get out of here.
Go on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Can you tell us what you were the moonshine guy without actually being the moonshine guy?
Come on, P.
You're a genius, Mr. Hunter.
You're a genius, Hunter.
You're a genius, Hunter.
You're a genius, you're a genius.
Genius, genius, genius.
Genius, genius, genius.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.
I'm just going to sit down now let's work your magic I see he's got to say everyone
The suit he's got to say, boys.
Everyone to get in here, I'm going to tell you very quickly.
There's a meeting, boys.
Meeting has been called.
Let's see what he's got to say, boys.
What he's got to say.
Somebody.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, I'm late.
Oh, I'm here already?
Another meeting?
Jesus Christ.
Just wait.
Just wait.
I just want you to know I pinched it off to be here.
Oh, no.
I think you're goosey.
Goosey's such a suck man.
Why don't you elaborate on why?
Where is, uh, where's Winnie?
He's here.
Oh, tell you a story, everybody.
Story goes like this.
I tried to make a friend.
I invited him to my home.
As he walked in, I bummed a propane tank off of him after he asked me why and
told me how smart I was 15 times.
He then said, what do you do?
I opened up my door.
I did not say that.
And I have a moonshine distillery in there.
He looked at me and said, you're a moonshiner?
And I said, yes, I am.
And he's the only person I have told that to.
He's the only person I have said that to.
Oh, I don't know why don't you tell him.
I don't know why don't you tell him.
Hunch, I think I can speak for half of us in the room.
We forgot the list and we just
to be told who to vote for.
Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck you, Winnie! Fuck you!
Oh shit, we, Winnie knows you didn't tell us!
We're just gonna go grind it!
Winnie knows how to do it, because it was such a mess!
Oh man, it's got to cross, not just Beth.
Not just I'm playing.
Well, I'll tell you, I genuinely believe Winnie might just be jumping up.
I don't have a forgotten that I said that.
I think we might be fine boys.
I think we might be fine.
You know, he's a good friend of mine, Winnie.
Who are you, Jackson?
Who are you, Jackson, Winnie?
Yeah, I was the idiot.
So, Winnie, come over here.
Let's have a conversation real quick.
Yeah.
Let's have a conversation.
Listen, Winnie, you didn't tell the supervisor
that I'm the drunk, right?
Because I love beer.
Oh, I just can't go without it.
You know what I mean?
Oh, God.
I'm not going to talk about it.
without it. You know what I mean? Oh God. I just can't live without beer. You see that
so it's like. You can pitch me too much now. I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks. Let's use
this extremely smart. That's the only thing that's going on here. Listen as long as we
have a mutual understanding that we're not going to share each other's secrets, we're
fine. Well I don't even know if you're, I might be so stupid. I don't know if
Drunk anymore. I don't know if you're trying to fake me out hutch is mine fucking
Hutches mind fucking me. I don't keep an eye on you as long as you keep my little secret
I'll keep your secret. I'll throw in one of these for you. All right
Yep one more
All right. All right. Thank you.
All right, boys. Thank God, Winnie is dumb as a box of rocks. I think he thinks I'm
literally anything but the drug now. We're safe and sound, boys. We're hope free. We're
hope free boys. Well I know how you do. Bye. Hope you have a good day. Come here. Are you looking
at here coconut? What are you looking at here huh? What do you want to say huh? What do you want to
say huh? You guys want to say coconut? Yeah Frank, you go over there. You go over there.
coming for me
You have to let me in let me piss on you
Let me piss on you
Did you let me in?
Let me piss on you
Give me it
It's making me go insane
Let me piss on you
I can take pictures of you too buddy
Oh, oh, oh, see it
Oh, yeah
Hold on, I can let you out and we can keep going
Oh, wait, hold on now
Wait, Goose is basically in your house!
Dude, you know I specifically asked you not to do that.
Hey, how you doing?
There's a big deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, watch out.
Meet me where the walrus takes refuge
underneath the beach next to the rock
while he witnesses the two hamsters
bucking in the moonlight.
Of course.
It's time to be there right away.
see you sir. You see a piece of me. I have an evidence. I have evidence. Hey, how do
you know I called Hodge? Because it was on your phone in a play and I, it says, oh,
wait, well he called me. Wrong. What, what, no, that actually is grand. He called me.
He heard the ring. Oh, I should be charged once. I should thank you for meeting me
you today. What do you have? Thank you for coming. I think, uh, I think I'm about to go
two for two, Pete. Oh my God. You talking about the LeBron James final basketball
limp?
I need booze. I need booze. I need booze. Hold on. I need booze. They're taking us down.
They're taking us down
Hey, hold on a hunch
What hunch?
I'll touch hold on that hunch
I'll just say who you know is that who you you thought it was
You idiot
That's wrong. Well, I bet hold on what's this path on doing here?
Get out of here pay though
You I think it is how'd you know I think it is let me tell you something real quick. Let me taste them
We taste them. I think it's that Z come guy. Oh
Really? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have no evidence at all though. Oh
What's his name Z come
I think Zicum is a great guy, is an outstanding citizen, and a great addition to our Trailer
Park community.
I agree.
I agree.
Thank you.
God, finally.
That's what I've been saying.
I should change my mind, Hunch. I don't think it's you.
Wait, who do you think you're talking about?
Okay, I have some information.
What information you got? What did you got?
Okay, so I see, you know, the gimmick that arrested me
because I see the movie.
But who went right back to him?
The Goosey.
The Goosey?
The Goosey, they went back to each other.
I think maybe the Goosey is snitchy.
The Goosey?
Okay, all right, I'll call me right now.
I'll call me right now.
Hunch, Goosey is the guy. Goosey is the stedge.
All right, everybody take your seats, please come on in come on in take your seats take
your seats boys everybody take your seats take your seats boys take your seats everybody
take your seats
i know what type of man you are you fucking scumbag piece of shit
yeah he's a piece of shit man
who's you the photo from kuganak
wait kuganak just send me a picture
yeah me too
what the
oh what the fuck
oh it's a veneered man
Oh, I
Don't know what this means
Then no one's here at our meeting. I feel guys get the meeting come on come on over to the meeting boys
Forgot
Guys, I'm about to reveal who the other snitches and I am 100 percent certain this time
What a hundred percent certain I've never been more certain of anything in my life and
That person will be revealed in ten
Nine oh
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on eight. Oh wait everybody count with me
seven
six I put out the I put out the stands six
five
Three, two, one.
Gingy.
Do not ask me for evidence because I have none.
Now let's get to voting.
That sounds okay.
It's definitely Gingy.
100%, 1000%, 1000% Gingy.
I want to see them fight. Let's make them fight
Wait goose, you know what I changed my mind it's goosey
You vote for me all the time.
All right.
I'm removing my vote.
Vote Goosey.
I'm telling you boys, it's guys.
It's Goosey.
100,000%.
See, this is the third person this game.
You said 100,000%.
I'm always certain.
I'm always certain.
I'm always certain in everything I do, Mr. Goosey.
It's called the indecision.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Call me a disaster. Hold on. Hold on. Who's not here?
Wait, who's not here?
She's making a lot of accusations. It's just a little suspicious.
Wait, why? Hold on. How am I getting voted?
What are we supposed to vote for you next?
Just like a lot. I think that's just an anger vote.
I can use this man at you.
Wait, hold on. At least put one more vote on Goosey so I can
fist-fight him in the next five seconds.
Okay, here we go. All right. Okay. All right.
Where is he? Where is he? Oh, shit. There he is.
There's that silver bitch! There he is! Oh, I like that!
I like that! I like that! I like that!
I like that! I like that! I like that! I like that! I like that!
How's he up? Oh my gosh.
He did down.
Yeah, that's right, Goosey. Get your ass out of here.
Get your ass out of here. Get your ass out of here, Goosey.
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you play.
Fuck that, Dad. That piece of shit.
I need a puppet.
I fucking hate Goosey.
Oh my God!
Oh, Bobo! Bobo!
Twillin', Twillin', Bobo!
Bobo!
What's going on?
Oh my...
Oh my goodness. Oh my God.
Oh my...
Oh my...
It's in there.
Oh my God.
I don't think so.
She's usually quiet, I feel like it was really her.
I feel like it was really her.
She'd be all up in her face.
I'll take some shrooms she has.
I don't have any.
I don't have any.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Oh shoot me to get drunk
Go go go
We don't have any money
There you dropped your wieners. Oh, I'm fine. I don't need the winners right now. Thank you though
some to take the edge of what some and take the edge of here we go boys all right
I'm gonna throw this bottle at my nephew
oh shit oh so wrong side of the mailbox
$10 score. Let's go visit the prisoners of the bar boys.
Fuck you, Wendy. What's going on here? What's going on?
You fucked up. How'd I fuck up?
I fucked up. Well, you fucked up for sure, but I didn't
fuck up.
I
You might do me a solid
We be all that way guys somebody needs to tell this beer quick
I thought chugging beer made my singing go down.
What the hell?
I'm actually in fucking jail?
Since when is this in the game?
I'm actually in the fucking jail!
Hodge, Hodge, come over here, I need to speak to you!
Can you go get Hodge?
No, I need you to give me, deliver a message to Hodge, tell him I need to speak to him immediately.
Grab Hodge for me, please, grab Hodge for me.
No, please, please grab Hodge for me, please.
Please, please, it's urgent, it's urgent, please.
Oh wait, oh she can't hear us, we're not in the bar.
How do we get out of here?
How do we get out of here first tab?
You're the whole he's doing god talk with anything until your time is up, what police you'll be on?
Oh, there we go
I needed this more than you could possibly know.
Thank you, Peanut.
I want to tell you something.
I think it's that Genji lady.
Yeah, I think so too.
And I wish we were to win there instead of you spiking Picking Goosey.
Well, fuck you! Everybody was voting me!
I'd stand, pick Genji, and then you guys voted me!
I literally was the only other vote on Genji.
Why do you say fuck me?
I told you you convinced the people of the town to vote me
Yes
That's why I'm in prison
He did you belong here come back
I told you I was just horny man
I believe that you were horny coconut, but I also believed you were the dirty stick
I wasn't this bitch. I told you I just wanted to look at that fact and get out of this. I want to say something when you
Can you say 100,000 percent for sure 100 percent? This is facts. It's him. Do you understand the significance?
No
Not at all
Listen, let me tell you something in life. You want to be a hundred percent certain about everything
You want to be decisive you want to be you want to be like a general in the Roman times
I will always be a hundred percent
I'll be honest if I had to actually go to the other side of the show.
Yep, it was just it.
Yep, yep.
That'll happen, boys, that'll happen, that'll happen, boys.
I
And I smite picked I smite pick goosey and if I have the chance to go back I do it again
You know wasn't even a snitch and he fucking messaged me saying goosey
What is wrong with you?
I knew who.
I wasn't going to get that in time.
No, it's not going to happen again.
I'm going to call that happening.
No, that don't recall that happening.
I'm going to change the future of your life and you're going to have many regrets.
My god.
Can Coco get voted off immediately?
Bro, I said I was horny.
I said I was horny.
I was entrapped.
Shut up you pedophile!
Habibi took me to his trailer, told me I could have the money in his mailbox, and then arrested
me because I was taking the money out of his mailbox.
That's called entrapment.
That is entrapment.
That is entrapment.
Agreed, agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed, agreed.
That's called entrapment.
Now, you literally, whole gang was made to run locks.
Well, game is this.
Not for me, it's laws for you.
I would like to also point out that we knew Genji was the snitch.
100%, 100%.
I knew.
Goosey pee?
Cause fuck goosey.
Fuck goosey, that's why.
That's why.
That's why.
Fuck goosey.
Are we playing another one?
Let's go one more.
One more, one more.
One more, one more, one more.
One more, one more.
One more, one more.
Alright, fine, one more.
One more game, one more game.
One more game.
We gotta see tomorrow.
the good one I'm gonna put it to my words.
I am.
And he's gone.
He's gone.
We should have ten guys.
That's more than enough.
We should have a lot of ten guys.
I feel like eight is the minimum.
Ten is great.
Ten is great.
Foxy would fuck it rather than...
Holy shit.
But take it.
Take it.
Take it.
You want to go?
Yeah.
Take it.
I think she's getting a beverage.
Yeah.
I'm ready to...
But I'm also gonna get a beverage.
But I'm already ready up.
isn't it a big deal it's a CNBDS it's a CBD CBD it's a CBD
what is that one time i think he's got it like three times and i won
every time let's run
Oh
No way coconut is the supervisor again, this is bullshit guys next time we play a fucking coggling supervisor. I'm stealing it
Guys this is basically a free game this is basically a free game
Where's Goosey at?
What are you doing down there?
We're gonna get drunk in the...
Where's our house at?
Oh, go, go, go!
Where did Goosey go, boys?
I didn't see Goosey anywhere there.
Maybe quite suspicious.
Quite suspicious.
Oh, there we go, boys.
Goes down nice and easy, like silk.
I'll just go see what the townspeople are up to.
I would love to ace at my house.
I
Thank you
I'll shoot the townspeople up two boys take a little and see the townspeople keep their up to no good
Who's the snitch? I'll be be you a snitch
You betcha what about you
You snitch maybe I believe the snitch now by the way he said that I
Just want you to know that you snitch I
I want you know, I mean, I think you're the stance based on just how you said that
Well, I think you're a fucking snake. I mean, I think you're genuinely the snitch guys guys guys guys
Guys, it means this is a percent. I did you hear the way he just said that did you hear the way?
He just said that was guys guys guys guys
Repetition a baby is the stitch a baby is the snitch on a percent
Sorry supervisor
100% was 100% 100%
I'm saying you hear the way he said that?
You hear the way he said that was 100,000% was.
Guys, who's he winning?
Who's he winning?
Let me teach him.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, let me teach him.
Let me teach him, let me teach him, Winnie.
I just talked to HubeeBee.
And I said to HubeeBee, are you the snitch?
And he said to me, he said, you betcha.
Who the hell says you betcha?
Really?
I've never heard anyone say you bunch of hello
You look like that is very impressive Winnie, I think that might be the worst supervisor to ever play this game
That is highly impressive. He got one
Have you checked your trailer recently? Have you gone in there? Yes
Is your refrigerator running? I
Know yes
I need to get drunk
Oh god. Oh god. I just drank a beer two seconds ago. Oh thank goodness. Thank goodness.
We're fine boys. We're fine. We're fine. You go find Gimmick and speak to him about that
phone call immediately. Gimmick! Gimmick where are you?
I
Give me
Give it gimmick
Give it gimmick
Where's game again? Can I speak with you about that phone call?
Yeah, yeah, sure
But can we go to your trailer this is the course of course come on
but what
Oh, thank you.
Alright, sorry.
I just feel safer.
I'm going outside.
It's...
Listen, gimmick.
Listen to me.
Yeah.
That was highly unprofessional, unkind, and unneighborly lack.
You understand me?
I apologize.
Can you just step a little to your left?
Okay.
Back up just a little bit.
Listen, gimmick.
Back up just a little.
Back up just a little bit.
Now step a little to your left.
Okay.
Back up just a little bit.
Back up just a little bit.
Back up just a little bit.
Now step a little to your left.
Okay.
Back up just a little bit.
Now step a little to your left, now step forward.
Okay, well, anyway, what were you saying?
What the hell was that about?
Is it a type of FBI agent?
No, no, no, no, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
Listen, listen to me, Jimmy.
Listen, I think Habibi is the snitch.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I, wait, no, no, I,
listen, pretend you're Habibi in this situation, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Now, sprint at me.
What is this, gimmick?
What the hell is it? This is serious!
Damn it!
This is serious, damn it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
Listen to me, gimmick, listen to me.
Suckin' up is the dumbest motherfucker under the sun.
Now listen to me, gimmick, listen to me.
Listen, I walked by Habibi.
I
Was just like this
How baby are you the are you the stage and you know what he said to me?
Fuckers talking about me no, no boys. No, that'd be very hot
Yeah, who's the snitch of me be who's the stench
Who's the stench huh pussy who's the stench this peanut this peanut?
What I'm not 100% certain of my thesis gimmick. You know what to do
100% boys 100% of me was a stitch
I've never been more certain in my entire life in my entire life
In my own house in my own house
Can't believe this
Guys listen to me hold on now listen listen. I know exactly who the same thing. Yeah, I know exactly who this gets his boys
I'm not even joking
Guys is not goosey it is not goosey
Guys listen listen listen fuck all what Gucci say Gucci's literally always like listen to me
I know exactly who the stitches all right
I'm gonna I'm gonna play a scene for you. We knew you by standing right here pretending to be he be a baby
Yeah, you're having me in this situation. I walked by him. I go a baby. Are you the snitch?
And you know what he says to me he goes
You betcha now who in their right mind says
you betcha and then he accused me of being the states it is Habibi 1000% 1000%
Habibi 1000%
I don't think it's Habibi. I say I say Bucy.
I'm saying was just going beyond this one. You have to ever trust me again just this one time.
It's one time going with me. This is one time. That's all I asked. It's one time
We lose
What are we doing? What are we doing?
I cannot believe you guys.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I knew it.
It wasn't.
I freaking knew it.
It's Goose.
You're so bad.
It's top time.
You have to wait.
I knew it.
Just because you're a drunk does not make me the fucking snitch.
Well, I'm not a drunk.
You falsely reported me.
I saw so much order boys. Oh, that was a huge
Oralize Foxy aside that was a huge or a lot boys. She told me she blew up your mailbox
And I just want to personally apologize. I thought it was you. I mean, I thought it was you maybe I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry. Let me be
Oh my
Oh shit, one more please sir.
Yes, Bob.
Hey, Pino, you wanna come over here real quick to my house and get a beer?
Uh, okay, sure.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go have some beers.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right.
Come on, come on, come on.
No, fuck you.
This is off, this is off, this is off.
It's just obviously
Yep, I got beers for you. I got beers. Yeah, be a sweet
What kind of beer is it Miller lads? I got voodoo rangers. Oh voodoo rangers voodoo rangers
Come on in help yourself
Oh
Thank you, I appreciate that
Thank you, this is for your charge go good. I can have one. Yeah one second
Something's not right boys something's not right boys
Something right boys
I'm back baby. Hey, how you doing? How you doing good? What's up?
Let me uh, let me let me grab some vodka real quick here. Come on out. Oh, okay. All right. Oh
absolutely
Shit yeah, you want to get fucked up here. Here's a vodka bottle. I love to get fucked up, brother
I'd love to get fucked up. Nothing would make me happier. Thank you
uh
get away from us
coconut don't just take disrespect like that
don't take disrespect like that coconut
don't let the music trailer for taking a dump
don't let him take it
don't let him take a dump in your trailer
i need you coconut
oh my god
what's going on
i just need to take a peek
thank god
oh
your brother's back what about what about
my brother let's do this who the hell
wait oh there it is there it is there
it's good shit it's good shit oh thank
god oh my god
good she's the stint good she's the
stint you say you say coconut house
all the time
Good
100% 100% 100% 100% using using the supervisors house the whole time was
Now we got him now we got him boys now we got him boys
Hey go go ahead do it
I'm going to go ahead and both goosey because he's the snitch.
Yep.
I'll say that peanut.
Yeah.
Peanut.
I have a question.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Yep.
What's your question?
A beautiful lady and you're peeing on me standing out.
Sorry.
So I have a question.
Are you using one of those funnels?
I am actually using one of those funnels.
Funnels I put stuff of Amazon 899 it was two-day shipping
Guys let me tell you something I was
I was in the Superbike.
Oh!
Too easy, too easy.
And there it is, boys.
There it is.
One thing that's true.
It's always goosey.
It is kind of always goosey.
Tina was defending goosey for a little while.
I just voted for goosey.
No, no, no, no.
Goosey?
I know.
But that's probably a touch, if you're here.
Do not be suspicious.
Oh, shit.
Ooh, there goes Pino.
What the hell was that?
I'm in the clique, I'm in the clique.
He was just being there.
I'm sorry about what's happened to you.
I'm sorry about what's happened to you.
It wasn't.
I'm sorry about what's happened to you.
I'm sorry about what's happened to you.
I'm sorry about what's happened to you. It wasn't me though. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna find this last snitch and I'm gonna get my hands on him.
I'm gonna get my hands on him. I'm gonna tear him apart. I'm gonna eat his flesh. I'm gonna become him.
wear a skin I'm gonna go to work I'm gonna be him gonna be a snitch I'm
gonna hide this nature I'm gonna be this niche which I get a stick once I get a
skin on go wear it oh can I talk to you guys I think I know who this ditch
is it's gimmick no no you know who the third which in public in saying this in
public I was the drunk it's a third snitch
Jesus
Peanut's playing on the other team. How I was the drunk
Really are you taking shrooms again?
Foxy
That would make sense
He wa- he looked me in the eye, didn't say a word,
watched how me take a shit while he was in my back tub,
my back tub, he watched it out of my head
and was in my bench.
Because I like to watch-
Oh god, oh god, oh!
You're taking something out of me!
I am going to die out of here and you!
I'm close, I haven't got a pen to pay.
Oh!
Are you just gonna say that for me?
Oh my goodness!
Please wait, Joy, gimmick isn't-
So it's not gimmick-
Gimmick isn't this bitch.
So gimmick, so it's coffee.
Wait a minute.
You guys, we, that's genius.
That's genius.
If I was a supervisor, I'd call the police of my own guys
and tell them it's the wrong thing.
I would do all sorts of things.
No, that's Foxy.
No, you're right.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
Foxy.
I
Can still end your eyes for hours?
You say that they say the eyes of the gateway to the soul
I want you to look at my chocolate starfish for a long time. Go ahead and take a look at my first
Is he good is he good shape?
Mine, how about mine?
Oh, yeah, it's looking good. It's looking good
I spent all just like yum yum sauce. You love your sauce with sushi and a little bit of a cat
He drinking that
He's
Is I don't think it's Genji I don't think it might be
I kind of think it might be with it
I think he's just so
Yeah, let me second that I'll buy that for $10
Hello?
Hello?
I'm always up.
This is the, uh, Trainer Park Association.
Um, we just got some reports.
Uh, if I could ask you a few questions.
You're a refrigerator running.
That's so beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah, but I'm gonna get a gin-hugged stupid!
I will find you and I will kill you!
Grobo!
Damn it, he's got us again.
Super dumb, but I think he's almost too dumb to have played it this bad
I'm sorry he's not waiting. I think he's too stupid to play this game
Wait, is it a win
I see what you guys are saying. Wait what? Okay, now I see. Okay, now I see. Okay, guys, it is Gen Z. Gen Z is the state 1,000 percent. It's got to be. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, boys? It's got to be 100 percent. 100 percent.
I can't answer that why why gimmick why
Peter Peter you're right I think he just played us
Question or the job I don't know I don't know gimmick
Listen it can't be me to each other I fucking was the one who got out goosey I got out goosey
I started that whole shit
Yeah, but I'm staying here so I can
My brains hit about capacity. I'm really it could be teacher play
I knew it kind of after I accused five of the people I knew it. I knew it. I knew it all along
No
Dammit
Really
I
Was like I was literally edging my sanity
ZChump because ZChump sold me weed
It's so obvious you're the drug
You also played against all of us really
I just couldn't speak
I was pointing so hard
Man can't come home after working have a nice cold beer. I know that's just coming
Yeah, yeah.
Nice, yeah, yeah.
Listen, uh,
I'm getting all the time.
I thought this was America.
I thought this was America.
Good night, boys. Good night, boys.
Good night.
Good night, kid. Have a good night.
It's over.
It's over. It's over.
All right.
Good night, guys.
Bye.
All right boys. I'm getting up. I'm getting up need to be supervisor boys
We're on somebody to play this game tomorrow, and I'm just gonna force myself to be supervisor
I know you guys haven't seen the lobby, but I found a little button that says force supervisors. So I'm gonna
We go ahead and put that bad boy tomorrow. I'm gonna go ahead and put that bad boy tomorrow
Maybe I will maybe I won't tell everybody but I'm gonna be the supervisor tomorrow
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh. Sad you changed your stream times.
Well...
I sleep for 10 hours today!
Well, this is...
This is more than I would usually stream anyway.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Also, boys, really quickly,
I'm hopping on early tomorrow, too.
I got a...
a cool...
response with Mr. Hunch.
I got active matter from 5 p.m.
to 7 p.m.
I don't know what we're doing, but we're definitely playing this game again 150% but I will say this boys. I
Will say this boys
I don't even know if I want to say the news it's it's horrible news it is horrible. Oh
It is disgusting news gentlemen. Oh, it is disgusting
It is disgusting news boys is disgusting news guys
Guys, guys, it is disgusting news.
It is, oh, it's disgusting news, boys.
Oh, you don't even wanna hear it.
You don't even wanna hear it, boys.
You don't even wanna hear it, guys.
You don't even wanna hear it, guys, guys.
Oh, I didn't wanna say it.
Oh, it's so disgusting.
It's so disgusting.
Boys, I hate to tell you, gentlemen.
But along with Sunday,
I will be taking Monday as well.
I know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys,
I know, I know it was a very hard decision for me.
I do, you know I don't like taking off the stream.
You know I don't like doing that.
I've only taken like five days off in the last two years.
I've guys, guys, guys, guys,
but I'm doing a little vacation.
It's my first vacation since starting
Being a streamer, it's my first one.
I'm just gonna take a little, just a little two day
vacation and then I'll be right back on Tuesday boys.
Right back on Tuesday, lickety split.
We'll be right there, ready to rumble.
Ready to rumble, debunking at proportions
and wins you haven't seen before.
PTO denied.
Well, just like regular PTO, it's happening anyways.
Just like regular PTO, I'm doing it anyways.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
Thank you, boys.
That's Outwards, boys.
You know that, I know Outwards.
Everybody knows Outwards anyway.
All right, boys.
Thank you, boys.
I didn't want to break the news.
I'm so sorry, boys.
I'm so sorry.
We'll be escaping Monday
I'm just I do a little something so I do a little something so both boys don't mind
But we'll be here tomorrow. We'll be here tomorrow. We're hopping on two hours early tomorrow
Up and on two hours early tomorrow 5 p.m. CT. I'll see you boys to our seed was that our seed was then
That's five months. Thank you boss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Is it a peanut jay why no, I don't think it's a peanut jay why but I
I'll make a patreon 2.99 a month and I'll give you as many peanuts you watch jail
watches you want don't you worry brother don't you worry brother puppies can take
care you my peas can take care you good night now good night now gang have a
good night everybody good night now gang have a good tournament results we
lost. We lost at JG1. All right. And that's the last one ever speak of that
tournament. Fuck you. We'll only be speaking of the AVI tournament before
that one where we got first place. You mentioned the one where we lost. I'll
kill you. I'll fuck you. And then I'll kill you. Or maybe the reverse order.
All right. Good night, everybody. Good night, gang. Have a good one boys.
Have a good one. Good night, everybody. Have a good one. Good night. In
the birds are chirping. All right, good night everybody. Good night. Sleep tight and do not
under any circumstances whatsoever.
Let the bedbomb spot your ass!
Eat out!
Eat out!
Eat out!
Eat out!
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