TheBurntPeanut
FIRST TIME PLAYING VALHEIM | HUTCHMF X GIMMICK | PARTY GAMES LATER | WACKADOODLE WEDNESDAY | #BUNGULATE
09-23-2026 · 7h 26m
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How you boys do it
Glad to be back boys glad to be back. Let me tell you. I'm a French
revitalized
I'm ready for action. I'm ready for action boys. We missed you guys
I missed you too. I'm right with a lot of you
But I took that extra day all I could think about was getting home and and gave a witchy voice
I might have a lot of you. I might have a lot of you. It was a great little something something, but let me take what I am not
I'm not taking a vacation for a while boys. I'm not taking another vacation for a while boys. I'm not doing that
I'm not doing that. Oh my goodness. Oh, it took it to be back boys. Let me take it. So good. You got you left your house
Yes, yes, if you're wondering where I went what I did was I went to the newest red lobster and
I stayed so past the closing time in
Janitor's closet and then when everybody left I went out
And ate all the food the reason I had to take
the last day off
I had extra day because the manager found me
Naysay in the janitor closet. He said why he said what are you doing here? So I killed him
I killed him and I stuffed his body in a trash bag under a bridge and so I've been hiding for the police
This last 24 hours. That's why I had to miss the next day and and now we're back and now and now we're back
Now we're back boys now. We're back. Yes in in the game, of course in the game
Also boys real quick real quick. Also. I forgot start words. I got to I usually do this on Mondays
I didn't stream this week. Sorry. I'll get it done. Give me two seconds. It's my bad. I've got a little pin thing. Oh
God guys
I'm still just as fat from what I left
just give me a sec
Hold on. Let me just take a sip of the silly who do you believe myself? Hmm? Oh
Shit, Yachty. Oh my god, and I've got to do that. Oh my god. I'm just all over the place
I'm all over the place Yachty hold on now hold on now
Oh my goodness. Hold on now. Oh God. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Oh God.
Oh my God. I don't know. I don't know the answer. No. I'm going to say I'm going to do no. I'm
going to do no. I'm going to do no. All right. Okay. There we go. We got that one. Arc Raiders
video P arcminers update you with this an arcminers update video where where where's that where's that
Where was it? I bet he got married married to the game see type shit
Did that I saw a stack then toes down guys wears a video at give it to me stop holding out on me wears a video
give it up
YouTube dumbass yeah, I'm aware it's on YouTube you absolutely fucking mailbox where was it called?
Hmm, it's on YouTube, it's on YouTube, oh yeah!
Every video's on YouTube!
Their channel, I don't even know they had a channel.
Hold on now, wait a second, hold on, give me that.
What's going on there?
What's going on with that?
Hold on, what is that?
You.
Tube.
Dot.
Oh, hold on.
Dot.
Tom.
Okay, all right, hold on now, hold on now.
Give me a second, boys.
Hold on, now.
Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Okay, hold on, well, the friars are heating up.
The friars are heating up.
Hold on now, boys.
Let me find this video here.
Let's see here.
Arc Raiders New Update.
Okay, I bet it's somewhere here.
I bet you anything it's somewhere like here.
Like, mm, no.
Oh, wait, frozen trail first look?
Is this it?
Is it frozen trail?
Is that what it is?
Is it frozen trail?
Is it frozen trail?
Yes?
Oh my God, 14 minutes?
Okay, I don't know.
I don't know about 14 minutes, my boys.
I don't know about 14 minutes.
Okay, let's give it a nice taste for three minutes.
Okay, let's do two X speed.
I don't know if we should do a two X,
let's do a tasteful three minutes,
skip around and stuff.
Mr. Benz, thank you my boy, thank you my boy.
Okay, let's take a look.
Let's take a little look, see, okay.
Are you here, join me in the movie theater.
Okay, let me see here.
Oh, okay, well, that didn't work.
All right, okay, all right, oh, okay,
and I start, okay, well, you know, well, okay,
no, you know what, no movie theater,
no movie theater today.
We're gonna watch it over here.
We're just gonna watch it here.
That's all we're gonna do here.
We're gonna watch it right here.
Here we go.
This is much better than you.
Much better than you anyways.
Front row seats.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
We're just gonna watch it right here.
We're just gonna watch it.
Him, we're just gonna watch it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Sorry, hair ball.
We're just gonna watch it right here.
That's what we're gonna do.
I'll tell you what, that's what we're gonna do.
I didn't tell you much, something about a fallen walker, Emperor, I think.
You know what she's like.
It's like a game with her sometimes.
Here's the pilot. It's gonna get freezing cold.
I'll see you back here you know, you don't want to miss this.
Beautiful.
Welcome to Mbark Studios, home of Arc Raiders.
It's called the front.
sure with this
some of the raiders to
okay
so let's ask some of the raiders to
we have to better try their chance
and see what they can find in the world
okay well okay it's it alright
this map can play a bit
strategically or you can take
the close quarters sections
and engage in tvp
it's also a map where you have to deal with
some really harsh conditions
we know with this map
One of the brands
It is a end game challenge for highly skilled players to get on top solve the puzzle chapter the hazard and get dilute
The experience you're trying to give to the players here is almost like boarding a pirate ship
You're not expecting or telling raiders to stop this thing with their weapons
You cannot basically like explode this thing you just need to sabotage it basically
Hello, hello, testing, testing.
You were saying that I can sing a bit?
I can do a bit of...
Then work themes on.
Oh, it's a little oily face.
I don't need to create a new one.
Face.
Focus on.
I'll go back into the shadow.
I constantly can't lose track of it when I test it.
I was just like, oh, it's ended up behind me.
But maybe...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Jack!
It's the Hydra.
New back computer!
Oh, my God!
New back computer!
It's a little target.
Holy shit!
ones dependent on how you can decide to tackle it you can diverge its attention to spread
its firepower which is an interesting new house to that enemy very exciting to see
why war is really incredible.
Oh it's just until it's attack another this kind of did this in potshots from a near face
contrary to the next enemy we want to talk about is the Sculper contrary to the bullet
It's a much smaller enemy, whereas the bully wants to be up in your face, the Skulliker is an opportunistic enemy, taking much shots from a distance, trying to reposition high, go by rocks, rubbery, and get the drop on you.
Oh, okay, you can hide from me and stuff. Let me clear these guys, build these robots like crazy guns. I'll give them that, I'll give them that. Okay, I'll have one back, I'm going back! I'm going back!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
back guys guys we're back guys I don't know if this is gonna last a long time
but we're back okay so at least for a little bit at least for a little bit
that shit sounds really fun I'm not gonna lie he was there kind of good
They're kind of good for me
I don't know for a long time, but I'm definitely
Where it's false
Unsponsored by the way
Unsponsored, I know everybody's gonna start timing hashtag ad it's unsponsored
Unsponsored for the love of the game for the love of the illegal for me to lie about that
and you also have the freedom to be able to choose
the best students you can choose to be a role model.
It is a effort to give players more time to express themselves,
not only just call for skins, but also with how they want to build their home.
This is just the beginning for all hosts and art creators.
They see them as something that can evolve over time,
bringing new ways for writers to make their mark on the world.
My work is dead, Jim, I want it!
The outpost is also about the collection and allowing players to use this to move our workstation which will allow them to research, upgrade, and search more high-tier weapons.
It's for the job of the game!
Oh, guys, can we just get rid of the game?
Who are all these people?
Select different modules and change and amplify the behavior of the weapon in different ways.
So, we're rolling this feature out to 15 of our weapons, and it includes upgrades like being able to turn your Berletta into a fully automatic machine pistol,
or being able to attach a scope to your relative, or adding fire bullets to the rattler.
I think, in particular, Kiers will be able to personalize the weapons more than they have been able to do with our previous mods and upgrades.
In particular, taking some of the weapons that you may not normally use and turning them into maybe new favorites
is a very appealing aspect of this feature.
One of my favorites is attaching a drum mag to the Rattler.
You still have that double bullet reload thing that you have to do.
But emptying out the 65 mag round is very satisfying.
I think there might be a circular enemy.
In the frozen trails up there we've got two new weapons coming.
One is a light ammo battle rifle called the Stiletto.
So the Stiletto is an early game alternative to the Renegade that uses light ammo instead.
It's more effective against arcs than the catalyst, but it's quite effective against raiders too.
You kind of want to keep to medium to long range with this one.
Pacer shots dip in and out of cover when you need and really utilize the distance on this one
It's fire. It's quite flexible. It can be fast if you're pushing the button fast, but it will come at the cost of accuracy
So it's more something that you might fall back on to
The bottom was intended to be some sort of contrast to the anvil
We know that you guys might gamble very much, I do too, but I kind of like the Bantam almost a bit more right now as I'd say.
It's just really fun to use. We have a special hip-fire animation that is like very flavorful.
It gives you that cowboy sound effect.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Very flavorful, very flavorful.
There's a very flavorful party!
One of the big gadgets that we have coming in Frozen Trail is the grappling hook which
is a new mobility gadget and it's one of our most ambitious gadgets so far I would say.
It's like a hand throw rope that can attach to surfaces.
You can't fool me, lady.
I've seen that before.
I don't want that.
He's already had that.
of course you can attach yourself to the grappling hook is part of a larger system
we've designed of tethers and constraints and as part of the system we're also introducing
two items in the frozen trails update so you had a teller launcher which is about point
to point gather to connect two parts to each other and then we have the teller grenade
You can throw it at the ground.
You can throw it at the ground.
You can throw it in with an island force.
You can use this to create stairs that will cover more to smash stones into the ground.
Oh that's nice!
So we're going to come and expect us to add instruments with every big update.
So of course we have two new ones coming in.
We have the banjo.
I'm kind of addicted to using the banjo though.
I don't know, it's just...
We are back, baby! We are back!
We on the black team really love seeing what the community is doing.
I want to put up each of you on the dolphin.
These art creators, photographers, has really inspired us.
And I think that's one of the things that has pushed us over the edge now.
I don't think the dolphins have anything to do with it.
I think that guy just wants a picture of two deer.
Uh, maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe, who knows, maybe, I don't know.
Say, like, okay, actually, let's actually do a countdown.
I'm a skip-assist, man, because I think I already know about this one.
It's for success.
I don't know how I did to the mission then, but I'll have to work for you, so be honest.
There's something out there.
North.
There's something out there.
Up north.
Oh
I'll restart the video
October 8th. Oh that's nice. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right boys. Let me tell you something
All right, I already know it's gonna be clipped. Oh my god. What's peanut same about all right?
What's peanuts about the office guys? I don't know if this will bring back the game
All I know is an omnipay's game at minimum
Add minimum for a little bit. It looks fun. It looks like a fun time. I think they made some big changes
That's what I've been asking for. I've been asking for big changes and they did it. So I'm gonna try it out
I'll just see right. This is not sponsored
This is not sponsored. This is this is for the love of the game
for the love of the game
Hey, that looks fine.
That big cook boys guys,
they're in the kitchen and they're cooking.
Eti-chee-fah.
Pfft, pfft, pfft, that's a pfft.
Yeah, that's probably a big problem, but whatever.
That won't cross that bridge, we get to it guys,
you know how it is.
All right, okay, all right.
That's the nine already sent.
Hey, peanut, what have you been up to this week
been planning something for a while and not feeling well?
Honestly, been missing a voice to call asleep too.
and murdering the manager of the Red Lobster.
Give me any other questions, do not hesitate to ask.
All right, we have made our friends wait long enough.
Let's grab them.
Let's grab them.
They're gonna be very mad at me.
They're gonna be very mad at me.
They're gonna be very mad.
Big Drop 68 said.
I don't know why that's made.
I might have screwed up some stuff for my streamer.
Well, because I waited too long.
I think the computer missed me.
Oh, oh, we guys guys guys guys
Demi you went too long and I wish to
Where's hot-tasting why is he muted?
Everything's fine peanut up here. Oh, thank God. Okay. All right, okay, so I need to know that there was a new arc
Raters update and because I'm sponsored to play and I had to you know react I'm
just kidding by the way it presents illegal for me to say actually so I
want to make sure it was for comedic purposes that everybody knows that was
for comedic crime no big deal guys no they have not paid me to come back on
On the update I do have one more sponsor stream. I do but it's not the update
It's not the update that is the truth. That is the truth. That's the whole truth
And honestly, I could give
We don't care about him
We don't care about him a crazy new
Arc the size of buildings. We don't care about him the fucking banjo in the hermonica
That's what I said!
A camera?
Sign me up!
Sign me up!
Sign me up. I'm going back for just the camera.
I'm going back just for the camera boys. I'll tell you that right now.
They knew, they knew when they put that in the trailer,
they were going to get all of it back.
That $300,000 concurrent.
That is what will pull them back.
Dude, I thought it looked pretty fun.
I'm going to go back for a little bit. Are you going back for a little bit?
Yeah, I'll double
Incredible pace at an incredible pain. Yeah, I got it will bring it back, but I feel like I feel like it that looked fun
I'm gonna play it
You know, but you know who knows a group I can dream a group I can dream
That we can all dream you know dream because what is life without dreams? What is life without huh?
What is why?
Yes, if not to dream if not to look up at the stars and wonder
Why are we here? What what's got what?
That what what?
But the what the fuck is what's going on?
What is going on? Who are you? What's going on here? I'm hutch. Oh god. I'm hutch. Oh good to meet you
Okay, so just like I don't we just remembered you guys want to play like if you get to me
maybe yeah you sure what about that what about the tall skinny one with the
weird mustache
you want to be with us you can make that you that's yeah wait what I said would
you want to play video games with us no okay all right okay okay then well
that's not very kind okay give me say I have to put my star forage pins because
They used to do this on Mondays and I'd skip Mondays and just give me these things.
And then we'll start.
By the way, my server guy just text me, the server is up and ready to join.
So we are good to go.
We don't have to wait at all.
All right?
Now listen, I've played about an hour of this game just to try it out.
I don't know anything at all whatsoever.
Do you guys know anything at all whatsoever?
Yeah, I have played this.
I have played.
How much of you played.
Uh, it's 171 hours.
A little bit, just a little bit.
OK, all right.
All righty.
OK, all right.
OK, all right.
All right.
OK, hold on now.
Let me just get these pins up.
There we go.
Let's get these bad boys pinned onto the thing.
OK, hold on.
And we'll go, OK, all right.
Okay, what about you hot? Have you played?
Never. Okay. All right. Give it don't tell us anything. We don't want to know anything
nothing
Mmm, I actually haven't played in a long time last played September 1st, 2024. All right. So I thought it just came out
It just came out 1.0. It's been early access forever. Oh
Okay, I'm having I only don't leave me my guy will click you really make your guy miss us
Nope, I'm gonna meet my guy handsome
Yeah boy
Do some pigtails
I just kind of say you watch
Well, I'm gonna be sexy
Yeah, he's sexy. Yeah, he's sexy. I I want to be hot
What what a lady
That's a lady and then
Yeah, okay. I'm gonna be I would be a hot-spot a lady and black
Nice
Sure, fuck. Yeah, I see me. Maybe I said I saw my old character. I should be what if I'd be
Who's that painter guy that I can't play it makes a happy bushes? Oh
Bob Ross you go this is a Bob Ross one
hmm oh for screen okay all right hold up wait give me a second you want you want
I'm just gonna be okay you want hold on okay okay okay okay I'll just be this
lady was this is so many hair choices this is oh my all right I'm ready
I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry
Okay, okay. All right, okay you want to screw it. Honestly, there's your name. Are you naming? Are you just touching peanut?
I'm peanut. I'm peanut. Okay. I'll just be regular
Windy oh Wendy's lady regular name. I would be I'm gonna be Wendy's lady
Oh
Oh, oh, no
I had to do you a little creative because I already have a character named gimmick that's very high level. I'm not deleting them
Okay, I'm in this your gimbals. Oh, yeah, I would have you join me
I don't know how to join on you. Uh, let me see. Okay. So the guy my server guy sent me the IP and
The password and the port now. Obviously we can't leak that stuff
Okay, but I'm gonna send you guys now, but whatever you do. Don't make it
Don't leak it you guys promise you won't leak it before I said to you personally
promise
Give me you got a lot of thing. Yeah. Oh
You drive a hard bargain hodge. Okay
At least you can just tell me you'll think about not not leaking it
I'll think about it. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna leak it. All right
Okay, all right
There you go. I just said I mean, I don't know how to use that stuff. I won't lie to you
I don't know how to use that stuff.
Hmm, this is the world I just tried out at the game.
I was completely dead.
Join game ad server, wait, hide the screen.
I'm gonna hide my screen.
Oh, okay, I see, you put the IP and then the port
and then, yeah, you see what you do that?
Hmm, IP.
Is that English?
Do you see when I put the IP and the port?
Okay, I think I joined you in oh
I think yeah, I'm trying I
um
Oh
Yeah, yeah, I think I just joined too big has a password. So I put the password in yet. Oh
I felt to connect. Oh
Join game guys. I'm figuring this out very easily. I accepted the Yula agreement. Okay
Oh, I failed to connect to we do I think we're typing it wrong. Are we typing it wrong?
Going game
But I'm gonna delete that server. Okay. Wait wait wait
It's wait
I think we did that right. Didn't we I?
Think so. Oh
Maybe we can find it on like the server list
What's it called? I don't know wait
shit, I
Don't know wait. I'm connecting. I'm connecting. Yeah, but we that we we should have to do but then said no oh
Oh, yeah, oh, no
I think that it said get out. We'll be asking what the name is we ask you the name is we can find out the thing
I
Asked what the name of it is I asked what the name of it is and then we'll do is won't we'll filter by the name
uh
It's not public so it won't show up. Oh, okay. Well
Is that why we can't join?
No, wait, I feel like we gotta put the password somewhere.
Is there a six digit invite code?
Wait, what, where did the error message say?
It is an invite code, it just said failed to connect.
Okay, okay, all right, okay.
But search by IP address after you join in Asper password.
Okay, wait, the incompetence in staggering.
How much you fucking shape up, pussy?
What?
Come on, come on, come on.
The fuck did I do?
Professional gamers.
Oh, do you hear that?
We're professional gamers.
That's right, but we're not professional.
Let's go!
This is actually really simple.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Okay, wait, wait, what if we,
does it want us to put those brackets?
Does it want us?
Yeah, I have previous servers in my favorites,
and they have the colon there.
It's exactly how you think it is.
I'm talking about the brackets.
Does it want the brackets?
I don't think so.
Wait, I'm gonna try adding the brackets.
Wait, oh wait, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
the input is not about IP, URL, or invite code.
So actually the server is, we are connecting to it, but then it's just failed to connect.
So it's actually working, so try to type in random, like numbers.
It actually won't even get you to the spot.
There's just one let us in.
We found the house, but the door is locked.
We found the house, but the door is locked.
So you're saying it's not our fault?
Yes.
Fuck yeah.
Oh
Maybe it's maybe it needs to be a whitelist or something maybe a whitelist. Yeah, maybe a white. Um, oh, no
I don't know
You said it says he's checking. He says he's checking. Oh god guys guys
They turn off cross play on the server
They say turn off cross play on the server. Is that something?
Why does it have to be a whitelist not a blacklist?
Well, there actually is something called a blacklist.
And so it's like when you don't want someone to join your server.
Like you ban them.
I could have taken a vacation at this point.
Have you tried to be a beauty yet?
I could have bought a plane ticket, flew to the Bahamas, got invited to a high stakes
poker game in the Bahamas.
it as it got won it as it got rated by the local authority survived a gunfight
turns out the authorities are corrupt I pay them off with half my earnings jump
out of the third story window tuck and roll no injuries get back onto the plane
but first I was the authorities I took half the money shots you took the other
half and then I just because you've been filling with the server the whole time
oh no I haven't no I haven't guys he's willing to do this we're gonna do he's
We started the server right now for making those changes and if we can't join
We're just gonna do it the classic way and do it from our computer. Okay. All right
highly risky
Highly risky. I'll be gorgeously inviting one of y'all
gimmick you're up to the plate gimmick you huh
You make you do up to your next you do up to internet so if honestly if someone
to do it it would be gimmick is that he could just I mean this would be on my
main internet though yeah but but but just make it private with the password
make it private with the password well let's let's hope this works let's hope
this works let's let's okay I agree I agree let's hope this works let's hope
this works. Oh he says try now. Oh wait okay wait actually there's a different symbol this
time oh my it has an X on it. I know this is gonna work. Oh I got the password. Oh shit
are we in? Oh my god hold on wait see it. Oh I got it as well. It's a long and heinous
password. It's a lot of password. Okay. Oh, it's working. I am out again there. I
have to copy and paste the password. It makes you copy something else. Oh, I'm in. I'm
in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Yes, please. You make you copy something else. So later on,
you don't actually paste it on the street. It could copy like a random word.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean as well.
Get out!
For centuries, the weirdest should come to an easy but did it not die.
An ancient age past the kingdom draws fed out of sight of the gods.
Can you keep reading?
I don't like reading.
When Odin heard his enemies were growing once again and straight, he looked into Midgard.
I can't read that, Fath! It's going too fucking fast!
In the Heim! Exhumation point!
This is a very slow text.
Oh.
Did we already lose?
Well, no, did not.
Dude, that's a person in the bird! He stands on either the bird, that's a person in a bird's suit!
Eh, why, you see that?
Yeah!
Coax you would be losing his mind right now.
Losing his god-loving mind. He wouldn't be able to stand up and be TOS
This whole dust would cut a standard with him. Oh
Oh dude world
Fortnight world champion close is gonna be so pissed we're playing this without him. Is this is just the whole game
I don't it's okay. I don't really oh do I see some cheese. I see some cheese
my games like hiccup in well it's quite low in the world oh hopefully hopefully
hopefully peanuts lost dad hey it's me okay okay do I look pretty this is I look
Cold. Am I pretty?
You're all dumb. I'm drippin'.
Yeeeees!
Dad, I found you! I found you!
Why is the world saving every five seconds?
I'm a lady now!
Oh, I'm a lady.
Congratulations.
Oh!
You're still on your head. Be careful. You're still on your head.
The world's saving every five seconds, and it hitches my game every time it saves.
Okay, yeah, that might be my server creator's mistake.
I do see that the world is saving literally every two seconds.
Uh, sorry.
World saved.
He's just like, even for like a second.
World saved.
Okay, you see, okay, he's watching.
At least, at least we'll never lose any progress.
You know, that's a positive.
We'll never lose any progress.
If I walk over here, it'll save right there.
Oh, saved me over here.
He says he's fixing it, but he also says, quote,
gimmick is playing on a potato.
I'm not playing on a potato.
I have a hundred and forty frames per second. It's just saving every two seconds.
I won't let the saves give me a tiny, tiny hiccup, but nothing crazy.
If you, if you, if you get exactly...
No, it's not crazy. It's a tiny hiccup. That's what I'm saying.
Everyone's too safe. World saved.
World saved.
He's probably gonna have to restart this sort of one more time to fix that, probably.
Just FYI, why are we still wet?
World saved.
Oh my God.
Oh my god. Oh, I'm going back on occasion
All right, okay
Okay, everybody minds out to say World Save as well
There's literally no one I can talk to here that isn't the same world safe world saved
World safe that's it
That's it
That's it
That's it. You're trying again. I'm joining al-qaeda
And I don't know where I'm gonna go from there, but that's step one, but there's like seven other steps
There's seven other steps. I
Yes, I understand the world is saying I understand that I'm I'm in tune with what's going on right now in two
Wait hold on if we go out now with the will we lose our progress or
No, the world is a give it. I actually don't think that was a I I see the server
We started to leave down left, but I don't think that that was a joke question for gimmick
That was a joke question. What are you talking about?
We're taking every five seconds. Well, he's restarting server. That's why I thought he if I have it
all right okay let's say oh we guys every hide your skin in case it shows the IP
behind it hide your skin hide your skin hide your skin
this case it shows the IP voice yeah
oh mr. prime I'm hitting the bad good I'm bad
and mr. frosty Lord I'm a good bad good I'm bad
and mr. truce ain't mr. Joe what the fuck is the boys good man good I'm bad
I know you're not a bad miss Joe. It's easier to say
Okay, I'm doing okay. I've joined it. I've joined the I'm joining the server. I've joined the server now
Okay, I'm getting with the hot sleep
It's impossible.
Impossible?
Impossible.
Now give me, don't you be helping us with anything. Me and Hudson are going to figure this out together on our own.
You just...
I've forgotten everything.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
I'm like vaguely remember like the flow of the game, but I don't remember the specifics.
Nope, we almost forgot something.
What?
No, don't you dare, Hutz. Don't you dare, Hutz!
It's a happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Jimmy!
Happy birthday to you!
Everybody take a break.
It's not, it's not a horrible thing.
It's okay.
I appreciate it.
You just do the little side suggestion for me.
Okay.
All right.
Okay guys.
All right.
It's up to us to save the world.
The world.
Or whatever we're doing here.
the game is. It appears he wants us to talk to Mr. Bird. Let's go ahead and give him a quick chat.
I am hung. Sit here to guide you in your travels. The megalith surrounding... Should we be reading all
this? Uh, what are you even reading? I'm talking to the bird.
His antlers are branches of iron. They crack the rocks and bring down mountains.
His hooves are the sound of thunder, his voice a howling gale.
Okay, okay, these magical stones were scattered throughout the lands by Odin as signposts pointing
toward the ritual grounds of the foreskin.
If inspected closer, this one will reveal the summoning place of something, your first
prey.
Mighty beast, so you need to properly arm yourself before even attempting to defeat him.
Okay.
Right.
Okay, yeah, I do remember that I was...
I did play for like an hour and I remember I hit a tree, there's one.
I mean, that's a... it's a ride of passage.
It's a... it's a ride of passage, it's a ride of passage.
We're doing it, we have to get picked up.
You guys see what I mean?
Oh!
Party number one, party number one run.
Metacunchup, what's-
Ha ha ha
Oh, there's another bird over here, what's that mean?
Most items must be crafted, however, due to your recent departure from Midgard
You will have to recall the true shape of objects, just pick things up and we'll co- co- come back
Well, let's your brother Munn and tell-
Tells me why you're eating your diary?
Oh, fuck-
I'm truckin' to the buuuuuck!
There's no bird, Peanut. There is no bird.
There was never a bird. It's been your
There's never there is no bird you actually don't see a bird sitting right in front of me
You're gonna hit the bird stop I'll see a bird
Okay, we you make an axe the birds said we have to make an axe
Oh, give me a watch out as a boy.
Oh, shoot, where'd that come from?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I got some raspberries
Store
Level one we are I got the all workbench time
Where we building boys?
Where we build let honestly this first workbench we're probably gonna abandon some building it right guys are we wait
Yes, sorry
Forgot all the bird wants to talk to me again
Did you end this bird you found a snack consumer to improve your health and share to be where they before long you will grow hungry again
So try to always have at least a couple of different meals ready. Thank you, Mr.
Bird. Oh, yeah, it's like Rootscape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah multiple foods or it's just like those if you play it like
Anything, you know when you eat food you got there get hungry again
No, no, no there you have three different food slots
You want to have three different types of foods that'll increase your health and stamina bar?
So not just like anything. Thank you very much
You'll see you know what you'll see um
No, okay, God, okay guys guys. Okay. Do you want to see me? What?
I'm chopping trees down with an axe that I made I gotta make an axe
You I highly recommend it. Yeah
How's you have an edge?
No, I got a stick boss. I
Don't even have that. How do you guys do this so fast? Oh
Bro, I was talking to the bird
Natural intelligence. I think is what they call where I got an axe
I got an axe and now I'm gonna make
the club. Wait, how did you make an axe? How did you make an axe? I'm sorry,
terrible. Press tab and then stone axe. I don't see the stone axe. What? No, the
bird. Sorry, terrible. This is why you listen to the bird. The bird said that
you were at Midgard and you forgot your memory. So now you have to pick stuff up
And then that'll tell you how to build the axe you need to pick up some wood and reply to you
I build the axe mm-hmm and stone and stone each stone
Never one wood cutting
The bird said you're retarded
We didn't that is that bird it needs to get you know, that's very insensitive. That's very insidious
No, you cannot. You just said I forgot some stuff.
You just said I forgot stuff.
No, and he said I'd fight it all back.
Well, yeah, over the course of the game, over the long and arduous course of this game, surely.
Don't you dare use a word with more than four syllables again, I swear to God.
Arduous has three syllables. That's a three-syllable word.
Fuck you.
What?
If I get a couple of those rocks, we'll keep on going.
Can you believe this guy?
How dare he, honestly?
What they look like.
Alright, you know what?
Fine, I think that these rocks do my rock.
I found rocks.
I found rocks.
I'll fuck you.
Middle mouse down the trees.
Oh my god.
Guys, guys.
Oh my goodness, guys.
Preston.
What?
Just trying to help you.
Just trying to be helpful.
be helpful oh okay okay sorry yeah middle mouse is heavy swing but press middle mouse with your axe
and it'll hit a tree real hard are you okay over there sorry so I lied when I went on a vacation
to the Red Lobster and I stayed after after hours and to eat all the Red Lobster buffet food and
then the manager found me on the last day I lied about killing my size he sucked him off because
that he wouldn't tell the police that I had been staying inside of the Red Lobster.
And so, and it's smart.
And I think it's Colonel in there.
I think it's all Colonel up in there, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Wait, give me, how do you find the rocks?
Oh, I found them.
They're just, they're not the big ones, they're like the little ones on the ground.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This is gonna take forever.
I built a workbench over here, by the way.
There's a little man!
They're friendly?
Yeah!
Get your ass back in instead of a bitch!
Oh my god.
These guys are standing away!
Got any more?
Yeah!
Oh, Mr. Gibb, Mr. Wings.
I don't know where you guys are.
workbench right here build other things oh the birds here again build up a
workbench allows you to craft complex items as well as giving you access to
lots of more building pieces to contract with the hammer I need to I can make
arrows but I can't make a bow.
Heyness, Heyness, Heyness, Heyness.
Heyness, Heyness, Heyness.
Heyness, if you ain't us.
Amen.
They hate us because they ain't us.
They hate us because they hate us.
Hunch, Hunch!
What?
Go to your settings real quick,
so press tab and then click the two swords at the top right.
I'll see that.
Press tab and then you click the two swords
at the top right.
Yep.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ways and break! Ways and break!
Gotcha!
Everything all right back there?
Now I'm turning friendly fire off.
Give it come here.
I just want to show you something.
I'm sure you do.
Sorry.
I turned the fire off.
Sorry.
Hurt people hurt people.
But you did not.
Oh, did you do it too?
You have to turn it back on you coward.
You'll never turn it back on.
That's you that she won't let me talk right out
Oh
We got so it's what okay, so so what do we do?
We got to unlock it unlocks up we got to kill the first boss. Where's you where's it?
Well, we got to
Go to it. I mean over here is a summoning platform actually. I'm at one right now. I
Think oh, yeah right here
solve the riddle hunt his kin
we guys guys guys press this is this was not a trick just a
trick for you press M and then press visible to other players at the bottom
right you said nice okay here's my dad is just over this mountain quickly for me
so this is the summoning thing over here but we need to solve the riddle hunt
his kin hmm we watch what's going on I found the summoning portal of the first
boss and we need to solve the riddle to summon him no I wait no I know I remember
Yeah, we do it. I went over there. Wait. Hold on. We did do that. No, yeah, wait. Wait, waiting, waiting now.
We don't hold. I think now. Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, wait, all day.
We found another summoning platform, a double summoning platform. It's wait. No way. I don't
Waiting wait give us. What are you doing over here? Oh?
I'm trying to sign so I can build a bow. I
Want to ball that's just a map
That's weak oh, yeah, we really wait wait wait wait wait
Oh, Tony, honey. I'm following me. I don't do for me. I don't do I don't do on my way
I want to touch your penis, okay?
All right now, we'll be late, we'll be late, we'll be late, we'll be late, we'll be late,
we'll be late, we'll be late.
What the fuck y'all penis, yeah
Not yet. I think I should do
Okay, all right now. We believe
You later, maybe we get our house up and we're all comfy rain check
Get up hot just get away oh
Oh
Mr. Bird bird
You've found the shot place of one of the foreskins make the correct offering at their altar
They will come be wary for those
Scouting on easy prey so craft a wicked weapon dog your finest armor and eat a hearty meal before engaging in them combat
I'm dead
Oh, okay. Yes. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay, guys, guys, we guys. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, guys. Yep. Okay, guys. Right. Okay. Okay. Because is it worth building a base? We build a base.
We should, but I don't know if we want to build it right here. I mean, we could we need a deer. We need a deer.
a deer is he right I know we need a bow to get a deer what or not just got one
okay wait there's another alt over here yes sir was this why did they they spawn
randomly spawn randomly we board to hear
okay you need their head you need their heads you might need to I don't know if
If you need to kill them with an axe or a sword to get their head.
I don't know if a blunt instrument you can get the head.
We three deer heads.
Three deer heads.
How'd you kill that deer?
I died to a boar.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I just got back to my body.
How do we get a bow?
How do we get a bow?
I'm going to go.
Hmm.
You guys, should we build a base or no?
Yeah, yeah, it gets a little base going.
Ooh.
Yeah, now I'm gonna be able to kill a boar.
You see what I'm doing?
See a boar?
There's a house over here.
Kill the boar.
There's a house over here.
Kill the boar.
You kill what?
Oh, so you unlock the bow?
You can build a bow?
I can't build a bow, no.
I probably could.
Where is it at?
I think you have to loot the boar in order to unlock.
So the way you unlock recipes is you have to...
You basically can't beat him without one.
Oh, here we go.
He's gonna use that.
He's used in the recipe and it'll unlock it.
And I'm pretty sure the boar unlocks the bomb.
He's gonna do his Palomac and pops it in his shadow.
Spoiler shadow.
What?
Yes, I did see that.
I'm gonna go check right now.
It's an enchanting battle of a battle of epic proportions.
Greatest minds clashing against each other.
A barrage of fire and explosions.
This is a hoax.
It's exploding.
And I'm choosing my words very carefully.
I'm holding this hellscape.
It was a great watch.
You're starving.
Oh, she's another berry this place is absolutely boreless. I have traveled near and far
How do you make a workbench?
You make a hammer
gun
Put in your hotkey right clip workbench. It needs a roof. I already made one
No, wait, do we make one next to the altar?
It is next to the altar where
What it's that? Oh, the bird man. Oh, you're already you you literally saw it and commented on it with this to you
Oh, you're building great. This is it. Yeah
No, wait a minute. This is all true. No, that was back at the main the main start
Oh, you mean next to the it's the altar. Yeah
And they're like a bow. I have built the bow. What what how did you do that? Wait? How we how are you gonna bow?
Can't be a bitch pussy. I'm not a bitch pussy
Do this bird keeps one of talk to me?
Do you see Trump's night if you are wet you will suffer for being cold as you do say with Jason?
Seeking shelter. Oh, I hope it flavors your bird. Oh
Shit, we all shit
More leather, okay, there are about 700 of these little forest creatures
All right, I'm coming to you guys
Oh no, oh no, oh wait, oh no, jimmy jimmy
How tight do you kill a boy you see it's too fast I
I walked up to it. I hit it with my axe
Mmm
Oh my god, please too fast. I got one. I'm coming boys
I got a bow and 60 arrows these homeless people followed me better be for change
Yeah, this is about
California
What?
I'm a coward!
Exhibit A!
I am not homeless!
I can't get away!
I have a tasteful, beautiful home.
You scared it with your fire!
You're small!
Oh, the board's not like fire?
What are you...
Oh, how do you want fireballs?
Oh my...
Oh shit.
There's a skeleton on me.
Stupid board, bitch.
Guys, I got...
What are these guys doing?
I got... I cut the board.
I can craft a wood shield and some other stuff too. Yeah, I'm coming back to base. I'm coming back to my work
This land is hard up
mobile and
wild but we
We who are brought here are harder still
That's what I just said
That's what I just said
Take comfort travel in the gifts before you the good wood and stone the fruits and bars the forest
It'll cost you the wild boar roots. He says if you're a fire in the head
Oh, you're right and the hand of man, but they can be taught to obey go quietly to them and let them eat your stock roots
of the house
Oh
My god, look at that thing. That's a pretty sweet. Oh, yeah. It's a hell of a boat. It's sick
What do you do the work with the boat?
Yes
Joe
Yes, I'm gonna head back to the base and then let's all make bones and then we need d-hats
Yeah
I'm already on it already on it
Because I is the is the bit rate ass this game is self-worth or no
Well, it's pretty like it's not as detailed as it's probably better than four dogs
That is every time too bad pretty simple. Mmm. Yes, it's simple. Yeah, I'm really one without a bow
You guys both have bows
Mmm
Working on it working on it. Oh
Oh my god, oh that's a two-star. Oh lord
I got one hell on my way. I got just so much more on me
We need you guys
We need a boat. We need to make a boat
Hurry hurry
I need to get more hogs. I got to get more hogs
You're fucking fucking up
I'm almost there. I'm running
Oh, oh, oh, we've lost peanut
How do you it's really like move real quick like a dodge. We'll trade ag
We'll trade at what do you want? What's this stupid fucking bird want?
You forget a small party your boots up. We were okay
Oh
How I put my clothes back on oh
You are welcome guys you are welcome
You go over there and then you right click it.
Ah.
Whoo!
There we go. Now we're cooking.
Ah!
Ooh, what's up?
Oh, watch out. Be careful.
Be careful. Be careful.
Be careful. Be careful.
Yeah, we missed you. I missed you.
Hmm. Block and space bar peanut.
Okay, I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna do some light tasteful...
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, hold down
right click, like that, and then press space.
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool.
Explosions, explosions.
You have eye frames when doing it.
Oh my God, that's sweet.
That is sweet.
Eye frames.
No.
Eye frames in a game are when you dodge in a game, some games are like, okay, is your
body still there, and some games it says for duration of time when dodging you're invincible.
They're called eye frames, invincible frames.
So like, for instance, you could roll into the bad guy, but because of eye frames you
won't get hurt.
But some games don't do that.
Mm-hmm. Oh in vulnerable frames, not invincible frames
Fancy
You've never heard of that that's what that's like what out on regards
Oh, I see more leather
Scratch me my bow. I need more pigs
Leather leather leather
Give me that the scratch battle leather
Cook your meat pee. Mmm. Oh, we guys
I
You'd like the fire
You got to put the food in your hands and attach it to the cooking station. Oh shit. We wait. Hold on
I've messed it up. I got to put this over the fire
I need to go ahead and disassemble this, that was three, oh perfect now I go like this,
oh genius, genius now we can open the door and get to the fire, thank you for your help,
Amazing
Incredible incredible
Oh my god
Oh for he's a darling good fellow for he's a darling good
I get to the fire, oh absolutely beautiful
You guys took all the room
Build another fire
Okay, let's go over here since you guys don't need me
Okay, look at there you go buddy. There you go. Oh, it's fire. You just get my own fire. Oh
My own fire
It's your eyes don't need me or anything. I'll just get my own fire
You all just get my own fire
Let's get my own fire
These no, obviously, you know, obviously, obviously I don't need me so I'm gonna get my own fire
don't tell heinous the gallows some people I need I'm gonna go ahead and need a lot
leather um you know what I'm gonna have my fire here you guys you guys aren't allowed
in oh yeah yeah you get out your fire over there and I'll have my fire over
here okay all right door against me I respect boundaries don't you dare use my
door against me fuck you you're home at vating you're home at vating I'm shining
the door this guy does not understand boundaries are you kidding me are you
kidding me hudge open the door of my house one more time open it one more
times their domestic dispute happening back there already the house isn't even
built and we are it's not even a domicile yet domestic dispute I want
plenty what yeah yeah I let me see and let me put my okay all right
Okay, so we can I burn it or just pop up with a giant
Guys you you can burn it. Yes, you can burn it. How do I know it's till it's
It'll change color and it'll sit as well
And then if you don't take it up in enough time, then it'll burn
It is burnt
You want to hit it on the sizzle
We increase beauties turn off motion blurred turn off screen shake
It might be a good idea
I think I already have them off though
All right
It's gonna burn oh
We would you steal the other three?
Oh my god, more domestic just.
He stole, he stole our beat.
We give you, wait, did you steal them or did they go away?
Uh, I stole nothing.
I'm not even there.
I'll leave them.
Wait, that was hot, so we definitely stole hot.
You give me give me my meat give me my meat
What you took my meat?
No, then stop stealing food doesn't sound like me boss. There's a machine somebody else you my shoes
How'd you get a rude the day you're gonna ruin the day that's my meat
What
Hunchie, hunchie, give me my meat back, give me my meat back!
Give me your meat, give me your meat!
Oh, I'll give you my meat, yeah, all my way.
Wait, where'd you go?
Right over here to your right, boss.
Huh?
How do you drop stuff?
Oh, no, I dropped you all of it!
Can you split half, please?
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
And...
You fucking asshole!
That's what you get!
That's what you get for stealing my meat.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the dime.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the dime.
Alright boys, let's get serious.
We need to kill a couple more boars, get some boars, and kill some deer.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. There's no boars. I need a bow.
Press x6 to the fire?
Where is screen shake by the way? I don't see that it.
Whoa!
I don't see it.
Guys, press x6 to the fire you can just like...
Chill out.
If we if we build our base up real nice and good, it will get a bigger and bigger buff too.
And we'll get buff.
And we'll get buff too.
We'll get a buff.
He demeaned.
And we'll get buff.
really we'll get boss wait wait wait guys I'm on the hunt for boards I'm on
the hunt for boards we got to kill more boards boring guys die immediately
I really wish no time. Nailed it. Oh, you should have a playground over here.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh no. Oh no, the bees farted on me. Oh my god.
Guys don't not go next to the bees. They have IDS. Oh, yeah, you got to shoot those with the bow and arrow
I don't think melee can do
No melee
To with a bow, I don't have a bow. That's why I'm looking for boards
Who's a seagull?
Can you kill seagulls or those guys just like environmental?
No, you can absolutely kill seagulls. You need their feathers eventually, but
Oh, I found a boar
Oh, wait, you need bees for beer?
Oh, scintillating.
Oh, what do I need beer?
I've acquired the appropriate amount of leather to craft my bow.
I return now to the source.
He's got, like, I return now to the seed of our empire.
Oh, god.
Our quarter-built house, our bedless, furnitureless,
Quarterfield house
Also known as our glorious
I don't think I don't even get that. I mean I went to we have a bow
Oh mr. Gray mr. Gray
These were bits and use a hammer to destroy guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna get a bow
We should get I'm gonna I gotta bow anyways in two birds one
Make a bow
The boards give you two leather scraps per bore you ate for the boat with just both of the havos
I got the leather required. I'm going to make it as we speak. Oh
My little button drop whispering football
Are gliding across these
Callous lands
I've got enough come back
I'm really level in my sprinting my sprinting is
But my thighs are absolutely you should see these things. Oh, they're like Christmas hams. Oh
I'm pursuing Thanksgiving hams
I'll be only we have a Thanksgiving on Christmas
Now no, it's a Christmas ham Thanksgiving is a turkey. She might remember famously. Yeah
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Okay. That one. Okay. That makes sense. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Easy mistake. Easy mistake.
Simple mistake. Anybody can have made it. Anybody can have made it. Um, a couple berries. Oh, guys. Okay. So, what have you guys killed? You deal with your bows?
I just made mine I did kill one beer I didn't get ahead though we might need a
sword for the uh to get the heads and you get a sword we're gonna need to get
iron or something I mean listen it's all it's one step at a time
Oh
You pooping just thinking boss. I'm just thinking boss. I'm just thinking
We're starting over you're trying to
Get a chest
He's pooping. No, I'm not I'm thinking boss. I think and I'm thinking
Everybody poops be it's all right
Yeah, I know who I'm pooping.
Kim Jong-un doesn't poop.
Except for Kim Jong-un.
Oh, okay.
Alright, cool.
Alright, yeah.
All for one and one for all, Mr. Gimmick.
Immediate thieving.
All for one and one for all.
The second he came back to base,
the first thing he does is steal my meat.
Well, I'll steal your meat, pal.
I'll steal your meat.
I bet you would.
I bet you would. I bet you know. I'm gonna go cut down some trees and make this house a home.
Why are you still a day? Why you take my cooking for granted? I'm gonna go make this house a home.
So we can upgrade our tools to level two.
I found the black forest.
Okay, all right.
Okay, oh my oh my gosh, I'm getting the shit kicked out of me. Oh
Here on the side to repair
this is cause squid wait you read I don't understand wait hold on do you not repair the torch
It's free, it's free, it's free.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
That's nice, that's nice.
You must be giving me a single bow.
Oh, excellent work.
It's a beautiful bow.
Thank you, thank you.
I burnt it myself.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fall back, Lord have mercy.
Woo!
It started a bit of a chain reaction.
Wooo!
Started a bit of a chain reaction.
Watch yourself.
Oh my god.
Boys, you also make your way over here.
Where are you at?
Oh my god.
You're at the Black Forest.
The Black Forest?
Oh shit.
Okay, I'll be right there.
I just need to create...
We have to...
Black Forest.
What's over there?
What's in the Black Forest?
over there what's what's in the black forest bunch of things that actually might
kill us it's a dangerous I do a black forest dangerous it's very dangerous
there's currently a skeleton with a sword and a shield on me
This boy's nice
Oh
Gosh is a bear boys get to me. Yeah. Get to me soon. We have to beat the boss first
We got we go to the black voice to be right there
Yeah, I'm probably gonna die. I'm on my way back to you guys. We got we got should we beat the boss first
We gotta be able to upgrade level two down. Okay level two. Okay. No, we're still wait this
Does the deer rug not count as we four leather scraps in one deer hide. We got to kill a deer and some boy
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
You're not ready for the boss. We're ready
Ready, you know what I'm gonna go kill the boss right now. I'm gonna kill the boss right now
I'm on my way home. You know what they call me pal. You what they call me. I am a bondage. I'm
Bromsey I've heard well for me. I've heard a lot. I've heard whispers. I'm a little bronzy
What fun?
What fun?
Me?
That's what they've been calling me guys.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Mr. RBB, can I have my biggest boy?
Good man!
Good, uh, man!
Please thank you, my boy!
Oh, thanks very kindly, my boy.
Thanks very kindly, my boy.
Oh.
Oh, mm.
Thank you for being here.
Happy speaking to you.
I'm a member of my family, and you seem to always make me laugh.
I'll always be a buggy later.
I'm so sorry he never told me to be cast, brother.
God bless you and your family, brother.
Godspeed, big man.
And thank you, my boy.
That's very kind of you, brother.
That's very kind of you.
Godspeed, big man.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
That's Joe Rogan.
It's not.
Joe Rogan is not that.
I...
Don't look at this, not that!
I...
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
What?
Sorry.
I'm talking to myself.
I'm talking to myself.
Guys, we killed Boridia, where?
Is that like a specific spawn?
A spot they spawned?
You just have to look around.
Oh, we get the RESTED buff now at our base?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Oh, me!
Oh, me too.
You're bringing a friend back to the base.
You found a friend?
Okay.
There's time for a meeting!
What the fuck?
You make a bore farm?
You make a bore farm?
Is that a thing?
Or am I getting one guy?
Oh God, guys, this is one of those show it's interesting.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, this is great.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
I can take him out easy with these guys.
Okay.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Hold on now. I can take about easy with his nice bow
Well
Be careful now he is feisty gimmick he is feisty he's throwing poop at
He does like to throw poop. Yep. Oh
He does very much enjoy like
How do I repair something
You go into the workbench and then there's a little hammer button. It's free. You can make everything for free great dwarf. Ah
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. I wish we could get skeleton use
First out of Papalusi you see all right click and then press three for our dodgy. Why don't I?
You was English as you see to find deer and boy. I can't upgrade mercy a single deal
I have everything but the stars
Because our base is only one base we need a level two base
So we need like decorations and stuff, but I haven't unlocked any of that yet. I'm trying to I was trying to figure it out
Let me see can we not unlock a single thing I
Thought the deer rug would would give it to level two to us
last
It's the rules
All right there we go
I'm gonna fight the boss by yourself. No, I'm looking for dinner and bore and down. You go fight the boss by myself. Oh
I have a deer trophy. I got the head of a deer. Do we still need that? Yeah, they read three of those. I
Got one
I'll get one two
Once I find a deer. What's your boy?
I
Keep a heel squaggler
Gotcha
What are these little who's he doers? Oh, hey, how you doing besides?
Hello
By the river
There's something I do need down by the river and he needs down by that
sea I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river I was born by the river
Oh guys, I was born by the river where all the deal I just unlocked the secret technologies
that are going to propel us into a into a beautiful and dynamic feature
well we love metaphorical love with each other and other which is via our
strength of arms yeah yeah you watch I cannot for the life of me find a single
deer when I was looking for pigs I only found deer when I'm looking for deer I
I only find pigs
That's a predicament partner
All right, I actually think okay, you guys you guys work on the deer heads. I
I'm gonna work on extreme technologies
Anybody's back at base stop by. I'm gonna throw you some flint. It's gonna unlock all kinds of tasteful recipes
Yes, yeah, there's a beehive
And I can't believe nobody's even commented about how beautiful the base design is.
I've been waiting this whole time.
It looks beautiful.
Guys, I just got a queen bee and some honey.
Nice.
It's very beautiful, Mr. Gimmick.
You did a great job.
The whole recording.
Oh, it's exquisite.
You have a real eye for fashion.
Stop it.
Oh, stop.
You have a real eye for fashion, Gimmick.
A real eye.
Oh, you're beautiful. You've built us a beautiful humble abode to raise a family in.
Eat the honey. Make a bee farm. Eat the honey.
I
Oh
Right all right all right all right
Because I still cannot find a single deer this is ridiculous
We are we need three these three deads I don't know I don't know
but we need three for the sacrifice to the altar yes okay two no two to do the
edge how many you have hutch one that's only one lesson to nearly one more this
this is true you guys see a deer
negative
what the hell
I'm looking
yellow fork you will stay red fork you will help find a dandelion
I'll just read that with a wick
but no you walk by why
oh guys I see a deer I'm not even gonna see a deer
Oh shit, we should make beds we can skip these infernal night. Oh, no. Oh, no
Oh, no, no, no
It's getting away sing
Oh, they get it he's dead
guys guys I got it we can do that we can do that the thing
just want to do the thing hell yeah it's not just go to the box we actually we
let me I actually let me upgrade my bow first and then we'll go yeah well to get
the upgrades I'm working on I'm almost there I'm almost there's a little more
Flynn. Oh, it's a little hard to see in the night. Get out of here! Shoo! Shoo! Back off! Back!
We're gonna get back to the base force.
Fire arrows pee.
What? What does it look like I've been doing?
I'm going to go back to the bed.
I need just a little more time.
We're almost there.
No fire arrows.
Then how are we going to kill the animals?
I tell you sometimes.
I tell you sometimes guys.
I don't know what you guys, I don't know what you guys be doing without without me. I'm tiny
You just I can only teach how to play the game so much. I mean, all right. I have acquired the tools
You know, all that's all your questions out. All that's all your question. I'll be much I can but
Sometimes you just gotta
Sometimes you just might not
Might not be smart enough return now. It happened. It could happen. It could happen. I'm on my way back
Hmm
You already got the deer stuff
Well, yeah, but you still kill it because deers are hard to come by the deers are hard to come by they're very rare
Very very rare. That's probably the rarest animal in the game. Oh
Oh
Mm-hmm sound right well I'm speaking of that, but he could be it's technically possible it could be it's technically possible
Guys I have great news
Mac and cheese dinner into a craft soda flavor. Oh
That's such delicious
Oh macaroni and cheese soda. I have been waiting for that. Do you wear since the first time I sip to soda?
At the same time as eating mac and cheese, which surely has happened in my life
Oh, I love mr. Hodge. Oh
Oh, hey, what's going on? I
Got you choose. I upgrade this this um
Um, um, um,
Bo, let's go do the boss.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, Joe.
I know, I know how to upgrade.
I just had to get some more flint.
I still can't upgrade.
I, I, I, I work on stars.
I mean, did you have any stars?
We get somebody to make it to where we can upgrade already good.
Oh my god.
I'm working on it.
Need more wood?
Give it.
I need to upgrade my bow.
Give me stars?
I just looked it up.
It's impossible.
Oh god.
OK.
Sorry.
OK.
Well, I guess.
Well, I guess that's it.
It's not possible.
Well, I guess.
OK.
They took it out of the game.
All right.
Well, OK.
Well, I was hoping that we could upgrade the bows.
But guys, it looks like it's not possible, guys.
It's not possible.
They took it out of the game.
OK.
I am Froth. Uh-oh. Oh, I'm too heavy.
Rick, rob him!
Oh, shit.
Wait, how am I still too heavy?
Oh, watch out!
You get- you're dirty.
I stole- I stole- I stole an eyeball from a rob-
Run!
Let's get out of here!
I stole- I stole his eye.
I stole both of his eyes.
Score!
Fuck
Come on, Mr.
Give us give us get back here. I've made this work. I'm working on it. How do I split this? Oh
Figured it out
You like all right. All right. She's Louise. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. All right. Whoo
I'm gonna build one of these here nice and tasteful. All right. We are now level two
Level two folks
Welcome to paradise that work good boys. I work good. Oh
I don't have enough leather to upgrade my bow. All right. Well, that ain't happening. Okay, let's go to the boss
Does anyone have good good, I should show the other head
Yep gimmick there you go on the ground
On the ground I put some leather
peanut instantly stolen watch okay all right where we'll well you're this mother
for you oh thank god there's more leather for you there you go on the
record that was my leather on the record no no it could buy with mine I gave
way more than you had the head type the head guys I've had kind of had yeah
You got that.
You got that.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, true.
I'm stating.
I'm stating.
I'm grading.
Oh, god.
If you would give me a hug of those, an EDM contest.
Oh, you guys should pick up this flint here.
Pick up this flint.
Guys, I'm going to the boss and sharpening it.
Wait, wait.
Just touch the flint and you'll upgrade new weapons.
Or you'll unlock.
I already found flint earlier.
Guys, I'm going to the boss and I'll activate it.
OK.
All right.
All right.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
I got enough screen shake
How do you wait screen shake
It's an accessibility accessibility. I just took me forever find it accessibility. Oh god. Yeah, okay. Okay, okay
Why?
Oh, thanks for the change.
Hmm.
How do you change arrows?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't get what arrow.
Let's do the ultimates out here.
It's like out here.
Instead.
Good comps.
Make sure you're all...
Right click.
Right click to change arrows.
block don't know it should you know
right click change there out nope blocks
I ready three oh wait oh go ahead I'll be
there in a sec three two one go
Oh shit.
Oh, dumb fuck, it's happening!
Shit!
Dude, we did this in 9th, perfect.
METAMOMET!
I'm dead.
METAMOMET BOYS!
Well, we're kinda cooking right now, boys.
Is there a moment?
We're gonna feel this shit!
This shot moment!
Oh my stamina is no good.
I'm lying here on fire.
There ain't no guarantee.
He got this.
We can actually do this.
It's gonna be a huge boost.
Bang!
It's working!
Fire arrows are on!
You just walk around his rock!
Beautiful!
He doesn't seem to be interested in me at all!
Oh man, the flamethrowers!
Talk em!
Oh man.
Oh.
Oh
Did he not said all he won't leave that because because you're lighting him up fire. No, I'm not doing anything
I'm just running around this rock boys. Well, it's not our fault. He's so stupid
I hope you had your pen and pages down boys, because that's now it's time.
Ah, the head is one thing.
Loot?
What did you say?
Wait, what did you say Loot?
What did you say Loot?
Did you see that?
No.
No, no, there's nothing there.
Unfortunately, it was a lootless boss.
I'm going back to base.
You got to put the head at that place where we
I know they're like
You mean when they're sleeping
Surely you mean
As Aussie the bosses kind of me kind of seem to be done
We're all of them, and we do bosses till we can't do any more, that's the meta.
Yeah, let's do it! Where's the next boss at?
Who's the next boss?
We have to go to a new area, be able to survive in that area, first of all, and then we have
to sacrifice every boss we need to sacrifice sometimes.
So, like, that was Deerhead surviving that area.
You know what, let's do it.
I don't want to. I don't want to
What do I put this helmet?
Ridiculous.
You hit the sky. You hit the sky.
Guys, you know what guys?
I'm gonna make a bet. I'm gonna make a bet right now.
We beat this game in two hours.
Put it right here.
We beat this game in two hours.
I'm gonna suck it right on this hook.
More.
Oh.
Oh, baby, dude.
I got the power.
Activating power, babe.
Oh!
So what did that give us?
All right.
Very important.
In order to mine iron, you have to make a pickaxe out of its antler.
And I was given three antlers, right?
one for me one for you wait now I kind of remember peanut right here right here
I think it's actually oh yeah I think this is where close you took me right
about here and one more and I think we quit okay I think we went so he did
all he did kind of all the stuff the whole time so I'm not gonna lie I don't
have been much help up to now but I'll be even less help now because now I
I genuinely I've never seen anything that's just white at all
Very easy
Area might be the black forest though, maybe we don't need a bow
Maybe we go black for us. That's my ass
That might be the spot. It might be
Yes, you guys come to pickaxe I'm not seeing on my list
I dropped the horns and I think hutch picked them both up
No, I only got one horn. Okay. No, I know I have a horn right here. It's hard in the workbench
Yeah, that's it. That's the one. No, I think I just said I don't see nothing
You should have walked it the second you oh
No, I see I see I see it. I see it. I see it. Am I I got
What are two axes?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Damn it, you threw your axe on the ground and I picked it up.
Nice.
Okay, I am Max way here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Alright.
No sweet next night, there's still a matter.
I'm gonna make another little, make sure we got food for the journey.
Pack your diapers.
I'm better than Dragon Miles for a little bit of chestcoating.
I've never played inside Dragon Mods or it's sweet.
I'm cooking food.
I don't know yet.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I need to sit down by the bar.
I'll tell you soon.
I'll tell you soon.
Mission P by Z8, what should she get?
Happy birthday to the one who only ate a bunch of...
Happy birthday, Mr. Z8!
Hope it works, gonna look bad, just collect Japanese!
What a sweet day, what a fessin' day!
An enchanting day.
Thank you, good job.
If I see a theme again, the hacking is actually worse now
and the game is nigh-unplayable.
Literal hell, you'll love it, fantastic!
Fantastic, what a sweet delight.
That's what those bitches get for stealing the loot from the barters.
I don't think they know that I took it.
Hey, hold it, wait.
Ah.
Now, come claim a bed in here before we go.
Oh.
Mr. Bird claimed one of the beds.
Sleep the night away in your bed, away feeling refreshed, in full of energy.
Another improvement in your home would be some trash we can stry, and it is good practice
to always have some spare equipment and somethings.
What you should have in my screwing?
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, I got my spot point?
Hmm.
Oh, wait.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, guys.
All right.
Well, okay, guys, let's, let's go do the next one.
What is that?
Is it Martin Matt?
I assume the Black Forest?
I don't know.
I assume Black Forest is what I'm assume.
Hmm.
I
Be great to the power of
Something use it in times of need next
Forget dwells in the black force go there explore the
Land and uncover their lost treasures and resources. Oh wait, hold on wait
We don't hold on wait
Oh my god, what a waste what a heinous, what a waste.
That's right.
Wait, no, hold on.
Oh you guys, press F to activate the power.
Right, but it's a cool down, isn't it?
20 minutes.
You can run forever you run forever on it
Time is out of a bitch
Those are my tails
Hey, no same those remind those remind I put I put I've only got two you stole for my tail
No, no I didn't. No I didn't.
Somebody steal my car!
Oh no!
Oh fuck, I burnt my mate.
Are you kidding me?
You son of a bitch!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, give us our food back!
Fire!
Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
got two of them
I just closed the door nice nice okay wait okay where's the next boss at the
black let's go we're trying to make
F**k you, you're trying to steal it!
Hurry up!
Fire!
Oh dear.
Lord, he's on fire.
Oh lord, he's on fire.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Alright, ready to go.
Ouch!
I can't make it, I can't get it.
We got a lot of food, we got a lot of food.
We got a lot of food.
We got a lot of food.
We got a lot of food.
that nobody else could possibly find in a hundred years.
Oh yes, I got the pre-exas well.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
You got food over here, boss?
You know, dude, I had all my food stolen away from me.
Sorry, mate.
Well, watch out for pain.
Hey, get back!
You sons of bitches!
I'm a little hungry.
Bye-bye, get your food.
get you five foot. I see the bike. I see the bike. I see the bike. I see the little
bike. I see the little bike. Nothing too much. Nothing too much. Nothing too garish.
This is heinous. This is the rest of the box. Absolutely heinous. Alright, I don't have a
shield, but I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Alright. No, what's you doing? What's
What did you do with it?
Excuse me, black force to left?
Wait, no, wait, that was where, give me quiet.
Where's the black force at?
I don't know, I don't know either way.
I don't know, I don't know either way.
I just found it.
Where is it?
Don't worry gang, let's go.
Follow me, your leader.
I didn't make the pick as young, I made my deer.
You might not rest him.
No, let me get rest him for you guys.
Oh
The fattest bedongas
There we go if you see if you rest on the beds
Sit here until it it's here for a second and still you get the buff what oh you can see if it was a it was a it was
Hmm
The press X not sleep
Do I got I got I got I got 11 minutes of pressure. Can you get more if you say more now?
No, you seem you need more comfort level. We need to make it better base, but
Yeah, the base building shit
Garbage this is a great what you said it was a great thing. I lied. Oh
oh my god this is a great design it's open for I can poop out a better base
than this oh my god poop out of my motholes yeah yeah where's the black
forest at all weird again hutch is the guy I have been saying that we can go
Are we ready? Well, let's go. Oh, let's go team
You have a shirt of matches
Oh, yeah, I really want you guys. Would you go? We don't know the blade the bird was talking with you
Like forces rich of minerals that you can find copper in the ground and can mine the ocean short now go forth and straight here
We guys I want to
This guy is obsessed with this invisible is not a real bird. He got Tony. There's a bird there. He's black
There's no bird there's no bird
I knew this was coming crazy little peanut. I knew this was coming. You got something
I thought to myself. It's huge and black
It come it comes like at ram times
And it's as like X-Mason point above his head you talk to me. It gives you tips and secrets
Tips and tips tips and secrets. Yeah, it's a give me bird secrets
Okay, all right, especially these two hair ticks. That's all you guys are hair ticks not believers in the bird
It's big it's big it's black it comes and gives you the BBC the big black crow
Oh, got it.
Oh, dude, I'm very familiar myself with the BBC.
Oh, the big black crow.
Oh, fantastic fit.
OK, we're all the same pigs.
We're all the same pigs.
OK.
Honestly, it looks pretty big.
I wonder if you can ride the BBC.
Didn't it?
This is not what we rode in on.
You could probably put a saddle on the BBC
and ride that shit home.
Yeah, probably.
What was beer?
Oh, yeah, we'll just let it, we'll let that one off with a little warning.
But I wonder if the BBC, if it flies at you a little too fast to make entry, you know?
I mean, that's no small BBC.
I'm not getting an entry, man.
I'm not getting an entry.
I'm not sure what is it.
Oh, these are trees. See, get these out.
Oh, I'm too heavy.
I should have dropped some stuff back at base.
scene oh we need to go apparently there's a cutscene we'll see if we go to
sleep cutscene oh you don't know we have a boy just told me about that yeah
wait should you that well no no no let's get to the next area I'll build
another little little hut and we'll sleep there
beat it to a shot
you said a bus when they die then you get the little two cumballs
Oh, I saw that
Oh Barry little Barry at least you keep three different foods eaten at all times
That way you have a lot of like health and stamina
We the black forest we're in the idea here black forest
Oh
Shit
Oh the birds back
Rumor has it
After the 10th world if you find yourself in need of special commodities
You
Hushed in special commodities special education
You might want to seek them out one of them should be somewhere in a forest such as this
I'm telling me sir. I can't be more of help. You have to keep an eye out what come to me boys
I got the bear stuck in a tree
Really?
You can't hurt us here. We're safe
Where is he?
Right here on the other side of these trees. Where? Oh, I see him. Oh
Nice work, I think we've been shooting the tree
That's like a half badger, half bear.
That's not a good...
It's like a beaver, right?
He's too big.
He grew up too big and strong.
The AI in this game kind of seemed to be...
If it used to be this bad, it must be some 1.0 issues.
Oh my god!
Nice work!
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
You know, I would be surprised by my childhood, I'd go out in my backyard and I'd light squirrels on fire.
Or like whatever, everybody else did.
Like whatever, everybody else did.
Yeah.
Like play soccer and stuff.
Oh, he has made it through the trees!
He has made it through the trees!
What the big gimmick?
That's okay, it's just gimmick. We're fine.
Oh.
I just want to build a nice home.
I just want to build a nice little home.
This guy won't die. Oh my god. Are we always supposed to be here has to be above
It's probably a mini boss
Use your torch and melee and
You put a workbench down and build walls around the bear
Oh, yeah, so if somebody's give me that advice that means it's gonna be like a mini-boss
Yeah, that'd be too much effort for anything else
Where's he going now?
Is he leaving?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, oh no.
You should be watching, you should be.
You should be.
He's making a phone call? What's that?
What's that symbol?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he is making a phone call.
Oh, guys.
I'm gonna save him.
Ah, beautiful, beautiful.
Everything's going fine over here. Watch your heads.
This guy won't die. This guy will not die.
This is ridiculous.
We have to make more arrows at this.
It's ridiculous. We're not supposed to just rush in, you know?
We don't even have...
We're doing this...
Oh my god!
Challenge time.
We, I still wear my PJs.
Then we haven't even built armor yet.
Oh, no.
Ah!
Look at that, see, I told you.
Wait.
The power of Ixa.
Pause of the bear?
You guys, we make pause of the bear now.
Is that, oh, is that like dragon claws in RuneScape?
I don't know.
Oh, dragon claws are sweet.
It's just like Dragon Claw's RuneScape.
It looks like we're open spots on the home, that way we're not in the forest.
Well, I'm building it right on the border here.
House on the border?
House on the border.
Okay, all right. Okay. Okay.
Also, there was already a structure here, so it's saving me tasteful materials here.
He's not going to see the carrot seeds.
Carrot seeds?
That's all right.
What carrot seeds?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God! Guys, the Sheldon's at boss! The Sheldon's at boss!
Oh, dear.
to buy the second
Holy crap guys he's everything he does a lot of damage. I got him in three times when I twink you out
I'll be careful
You know what
You can just give me guy hurry up. Oh my oh my god. I listen. I'm gonna stop building
I'm gonna stop building anything. I'm gonna and you guys are gonna be lost
Shivering and nude in the dark forest. It's gonna be
Like a little for warmth and stuff
Oh
Guys guys is a whole army these guys guys guys. It's like a hundred of those almost people. I'm ready to get a hundred
What the fuck
Oh Lord, it's because it's night
Get back!
We should have been sleeping
Oh there's a big one
Get back all of you
There's a big one
Whose idea is this to build on the border?
Fucking Jesus
I'm gonna die
We should, ah, maybe you got yourself
We would have just gone back and moved away
No
No
We weren't ready
ready ready we can run we can run yeah yeah yeah we can run we can't run we're
not cowards you are no coward I did stay in line just said we could say we
good we need these guys we just keep shooting for like an hour oh this
shaman's gonna roast us alive oh lord yes but you hold up the boat is it only
get more accurate or more deadly to both I think I'm gonna die I got the stink
Oh, no sexy
Sorry oh
That's more Derek. Oh, you got it
There's a message. I already thinking that like two of these guys. I'm gonna give them the big one
No
I'll be resting anymore and unusual noises. I don't either we're strange and unusual noises
We gotta kill the shaman he's healing him. That's what that's why they're so hard to kill the shaman
Yeah, shaman dead nice
Oh, I might die I'm poisoned. I'm dead
Let me have to run all the way back here you revive me revive me
go try go try I got you nobody can steal a shed
don't don't do it
that's I think you know how that is just a little something
Motherfucker.
Give me just a little something, something.
Give me just a little...
Just a little...
Just a little deep.
Give me just a little...
Oh, shit, there's a skeleton here now.
Take these pearls.
I need to make a ru- Take these amber pearls.
Just give me some...
Little, some, some, little, some, some...
Oh!
There's another salmon!
I know. There's another lot of stuff.
a lot of stuff you can't give a can you finish the base damn are you serious
yeah but we're out here all night fighting three people I have to build a
roof and there's skeletons and everything's at the base and you're
looting hutch no I looted hutch now I'm killing more three people
fuck you yes we are actually I mean we're to put campfires down I think they're
afraid of fire all the skeletons a that's for sure yeah I'm gonna give our
sound to give our sound to give our sound back with the back get back you
have technology
I
Was too exposed
Yeah, give it to us. I see that I see that one moment. Oh my god
They're back
I'm trying to get you I'm trying to get some wood for you
What I need
Ah, the main force of these...
...screens...
NOOOOO!
...and the criminal creature says...
Oh shit. I might be dead.
He just literally ripped my clothes off.
I'm completely nude.
I heard a tearing and I'm naked.
Oh no!
NOOOOO!
A ripple every dude would close off. No
No
I'm getting changed my bars now, but I have nothing I
Hate to say this mr. Hutch, but I'm in no position to help
Peanut where are you? I need help and I let myself
I'm at the Great Pearly Gates.
Guys, we all kill ourselves and then we spawn back in our bases, sleep in the bed, and come
back and grab our stuff.
I mean that might be the play.
Guys, kill yourself!
Kill yourself!
Oh, well, probably won't have to kill myself. Probably just gonna just didn't die all naturally
Oh, we lose XP for dying, but that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We'll be a team player
I want to be a team play that kill yourselves kill yourselves, and then we'll and they will all sleep in the bed together
She used to use these
In the game in the game. Oh
But first is only the second area. We how many areas are there?
three listen much if you could just complete the base there all it needs
it's just a couple more walls and then you could sleep seven eight guys there's
only eight areas in this game we can I'm telling you we can beat this game in
two hours and we really plan to it you said that two hours ago P why literally
We've been live for two hours.
The next two hours, we can beat the game.
World record is six.
Maybe they said they got a bunch of bitches
to do the world record.
We're gonna do it in two.
Easily.
Easily.
Wait guys, wait, where's Hunch on?
Is he killing himself or not?
I'm killing yourself!
I can't, I'll lose all my shit, I'm almost back.
You ain't even got a boat yet?
You lose boats in this game?
That sounds sweet.
That sounds hold on that sounds that sounds sweet how do we get a boat? Oh
Speaking of boats
You know that's it. We're gonna do the rust aisles tomorrow
All three of us I was not gonna do it because it's like rust where you gotta go to the rest
Sorry, I've been a little wonky, but I heard you could be a
It's like rust, but you're all pirates.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So we're gonna be pirates and rust tomorrow.
Well, no, I ain't gonna sit yet, Hutz, but...
But, um, we're just gonna wing it.
We're just gonna wing it.
Hmm.
So when you're not odd, and I am,
how am I supposed to be, quote, unquote, getting it?
Also, I don't have a bed here.
No, you do. It's in the middle.
I can't sleep in it. It says peanut's bed, peanut's bed. You claim both the fucking beds
Well, get your old bed, pussy
gimmick?
Alright, I'm back.
What we got?
How do I claim this bed?
Wait.
Peanut claimed two beds. How do I claim one?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Destroy it. Destroy it and put it back down.
I don't have a hammer because I've died.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Does anybody have a spare hammer?
Oh, you didn't even die.
You didn't have a hammer?
No, you stole off my fucking body.
Oh, yeah.
I can grab one.
I can grab one.
Guys, you're gonna see it.
Time to get a move.
There you go, gimmick.
No, it's sleep.
Let's sleep.
Gimmick, there's a hammer on the building.
You can't sleep at this time.
It's already become morning
Real good job hot real good job
Ridiculous, but you guys what could think you've been working for the TV long
Also, I stole the hammer you're a fucking crackhead
I'm heading over. I'm heading over guys. Let's get back to the thing. Let's get back to the
I remember we got my mind held right now. We need to get some berries and mushrooms on the way
No, no, I'll just pick up berries mushrooms when I get there that I have berries on me on my body
You know
Stop playing smart gimmick
Yeah, idiot. Thank you. I'm sorry. It's stupid to play smart. We want to die and complain about it
Yeah, you know what? I'm even gonna. I'm even gonna call stream sniper. I mean they say it's a stream time
Shitting
Where our base was they are definitely stream
When we build a base
If someone comes and rates it and we can call stream sniper and be on reddit for like string. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
That's the bread the butter and the bread the butter
Oh, we shoot one of that and they lose their fucking minds
Hey guys, wait, I'm getting with that. I might not have up here my boy. I'll give my bull ride
Because I gave all the resources to gimmick after I've been my boat
Which if I did not be level that means I gave them all the resources now. I have to reach it up to my boat
Yeah, I mean
I probably got more I think I've got plenty of leather on me now if you didn't should be able to just do it right away
You also need armor. We'd armor and we need those bear claws
Yeah, I bear clutch were like the best weapons or should we go for another weapon? Oh
There's a thousand weapons in this game doing hot. I'm sure they're all they're all
Should I make a same bow? No, that's impossible
Oh you guys basically press F so you can run.
Oh you... wait what does that do? Did I just waste that you son of a bitch?
Yeah but it's for running.
Oh is it? Oh.
Oh my bullies little two.
Oh it's not for running. Oh it's just increases stamina that's what it does.
I need to see the boss, Robert.
Okay, well, real nice house here, gimmick. Real nice house. I like the open concept.
I would be building that in the middle of a fight.
I like the open rustic concept. You gotta go down here.
If I had tried to get it down, why would I attack like that?
Ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous.
Oh my god, I'm not... You know what? You know what?
You know what? This is how it happens. Never appreciate.
Never appreciate.
Oh, Pina, there's a bunch of free loo here labeled gimmick.
Who? Hold on now.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on now.
Someone else is using it.
Get out of my body.
Are you kidding me?
I said I'm gonna get you off of your bed.
It's 12. It's 12.
What the hell?
Little bit of wood.
Little bit of wood.
We are...
You guys, we should put your rags back on.
Someone stole my rags.
Hell, that'll happen.
That'll happen. God, if you get it right.
What?
everybody stand the fuck back no I'm I'm building a base for us really wait so
you guys are about to see what I have guys we're being attacked again that's
me guys both the walls both the walls both the walls both the walls you claim
a bed, claim a bed, claim a bed, we built enough walls, claim a bed.
Claim.
Uh, okay.
Um, yeah, claim one, claim one.
I think, no, dude, they're not, it's just a normal attack.
It's not, that stuff comes at night, it's just one dude out here.
Only one dude?
Or two.
gimmick, you didn't even build a door.
Okay, I didn't build any of that.
Yeah, idiot, how would you build a base without a door?
You fucking dumbass.
ridiculous ridiculous you what you can't build no one you watch the milling
privileges wait how do we get out of here now got a middle mouse button with
the hammer in your hand
here we go is there a lock on I forget here we go all right I said now we have
a nice smooth base right we got nice little base how comfy oh my goodness
Guys, uh, uh, come inside the basement for a second, take a look.
How's he looking?
Huh?
To be honest, well, look at my helmet.
You haven't even complimented my goodness.
That looks fabulous.
Thank you.
Oh, whoo.
I want to see what takes to make the bear thing.
Um,
I don't even see the bear thing.
I see the cake.
Pause of the bear. Wait, I need two bearhide, two bearpot, and I have
two bearpot and five bearhide. I see four leather scraps. You give me leather scraps?
Oh, yeah.
You give me leather scraps?
Uh, I just made my helmet.
A deer hide. We need to build a, um, a pan.
So we can turn deer hide into the appropriate, oh, we need 20 leather scraps still to tanner.
Geez Louise, why are you giving me?
Oh, we gotta get a lot more bores.
Listen, I hate to tell you guys this, but there's a little bit of boredom in our future.
Wait guys, we need more bores.
We need a lot more bores.
Turn off the music.
No.
I like the music.
It's relaxing.
Relaxing.
Hmm
Tell him p.m. Let me speak to the people let me speak to the people
We all turn you know, okay, hold on I'll turn the music down by 50% is that fair that's fair that's fair. I'm a worthy compromise
Gimmick come right here often. Oh, yeah, oh
Like the way the
Moisture fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair
Here fair, here fair
Like the way the sweet drops
Stracted a little distracted there
Shut up bitch. Shut up pussy. Fuck yourself. Fuck yourself and then die. Then die. In the
game of course in the game yes I just
came across a village of the of the
homeless people
oh I'm a robber house and I'm hit the
look at their house to get asked I'm
hitting the leg under on their house to
get on a stack get on get on oh my god
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm full. I'm sorry. I got him
full. I'm sorry. I got him full.
They call me a fool. No, I'm talking about you fools. Get off. Get off.
Slide down their block. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off.
I'm going to hunt, I'm going to hunt!
I'm going to hunt!
I
Fucking hello, okay. Hello. Hello
We hear you we love you
And the way your body
Nobody move, the way you're about to move, yeah!
And where all your rosin' falls,
Oh, your rose, she's so choking,
And we let you be,
Oh, your tiny rose,
And your tiny toes,
Leash me!
Oh, yeah, tiny toes,
Leash me from this hole!
Tiny toes, yeah, from this hill, yeah, tiny toes,
Oh my god!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, I must really
be going down.
I must really be going down.
I'll see you later.
Chocolate
Help me. Oh
No, there's a bad you got
You got that you got that covered you look you like that you like
100 of them. Why are you leaving me like this?
Hey, you're a bastard. I hate you. Yeah, you got that
My god, I saw
Created there's a hold on here
Is there a lock-on button you guys have figured out?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This treasure
Okay, I'm coming treasure. What kind treasure there's treasure. I
Just treasure and usually you go in there do you go there anything?
You guys have to go through that door right there. He's right there. Yeah, right there that door
Let's go through there. Oh my
There's no way they can get up that walkway I recognize that when I got up here
Because he's a spawner isn't this thing to spawn is
Oh
Not good, you break that you break it for me
I'm pinned I'm bad
I can't get you use the club
You know what the fuck are you doing? I'm breaking the spotter beat this part. It's a double. So I broke it
I broke it. No one respond. I'm always fine. I'll bring this butter
I'm at 13.
I got one.
Are you good?
I'm at 13 health.
I'm dying at an alarming rate.
Oh, yep, nope.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, we need our pickaxe.
Got him!
I'm getting tons of coins. I have 165 coins.
Oh, silver necklace.
Grab the cubes.
Oh, wait. Oh my gosh.
Your clothes are right here. I tied your clothes. I don't know how they got there.
I've dropped from other ground. Oh my god. I got I got all those cords. That's what you
Make portals from those. Oh, it's the lums with inner heat
And smelters and charcoal cans
There's not really I was how many course we need I have six how many course we need I
Have to I don't know. Oh, I forget
Smelters and kills
Okay, I think that was just the course in here.
Now, who's in here?
Oh, hello.
It's all right.
It's all safe out here, Mr. Hutch.
It's all safe.
Safe and secure.
Did he read my super chat?
I know he wouldn't. I dare him to read. Thanks to the second thought, Mike, I don't know.
I'm not reporting him again. He's a bastard. I hope he doesn't read this super chat.
And I hope he's on his goop.
Oh, it's apparently tincourt for pork. So we're going to use these for smell.
That's not very nice.
Sorry, I was getting, I was getting the cubes like you asked, boss.
I was getting the cubes like you said.
Oh, there's a whole other side of this dungeon.
Sorry, bye, sorry, bye.
Sorry, bye, sorry, bye.
Don't get some deer out here.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
You and Mr. Johnny came.
Thank you, sir.
Now let's get the huge Mr. Johnny.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, we eat the yellow Shroob
That's nice what guys what
Something purple over here
Sorry, okay, that's just fun. That's why I kill that things with such wine
Oh
More cubes more cubes
Get them cubes get all them cubes. I'm getting all the cubes. I'm getting all the cubes. Why don't need them kids
We don't need them cubes. I have 10. I have 10
count them 10
To size for key
You can be a wizard in this game
way. Guys, I'm getting ready to be a wizard in this game at night and joking.
There is a astronomical amount of stuff we have yet to see.
Also, it's night. We should go to sleep.
Yeah, let's go see, let's go see, let's go see.
Where you guys meet? Where we do these tubes?
Engine.
Oh, the bird's back.
Dalves and Dungeons can be found across the 10th world.
Will you get the fuck out of here?
Get the fuck out of here!
Damn it! You scared the bird off!
Guys, guys, we need to go sleep.
We need to sleep.
Where's your bedside?
There goes the bird. I saw the bird. Oh my god. Here's the bird.
Guys, it's almost be much better now we all go to bed.
Come on guys.
I hear a bear too. I hear a bear. Oh no. Why are we rushing the game? I feel like we're
not rushing the game at all. I feel like we're going pretty slow I see. We're taking our
time. What else are we supposed to be doing? Walk around hitting deers for another three
hours yeah do what we do you some oh we
worry about two houses but that's pretty
good
Oh, someone tomato's on our door.
They're throwing poop.
They're throwing poop.
Oh my God.
When the fuck did Genji get here?
Holy shit.
Oh Jesus Christ!
Oh that was...
That's not how I remember it at all!
No!
That didn't happen!
It didn't happen at all!
Also, yeah
Fuck you for saying we're rushing the game that had the first boss we beat in the country and we just slept for the first time
We're going slow
We just meet up. We just we didn't go fast time
Mm-hmm. No fuck you. No fuck you
I don't know if you noticed but also Tim was in that country Tim the tap man if he wasn't fat
the blue guy
he's mr. Peter oh
That's me one chance. I have way too much crap
Yeah, we could expand it wonder what you get the portal is going you can make our actual main base
And off these little huts, but I mean we might as well make some maybe a light expansion on this one wouldn't hurt
What do we see in chess?
Well, yeah, oh, I guess we can put them on those outside
Is this right? Yeah
Here what's in the top and out fit like I see the game place. Good a nice chest area put a little torch by it, too
Absolutely perfect.
A safe and secure chestle, a chestle area?
Please refer to the Outdoor chest area.
There's a little better room in here for chest too. We could start cramming up.
It's the worst house I've ever seen.
What?
Yo, I know it's...
I know it's not beautiful, but...
Which...
The whole...
You're a mini like it, but this one's ours!
Your house is stupid, idiot.
You're a stupid fucking house, idiot!
Our house has so...
Lord forgive me, Lord forgive me.
I'm gonna jump to some fucking box, you bitch!
Look at this!
There's no one who's ever built a house like this!
like this I bet everybody has a copy of your house.
Copy paste, copy paste.
I'm gonna shoot them in your kitchen for you stupid ass.
You stupid bitch.
My pair of pants.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Did you get your clothes?
I built a pair of pants.
Oh.
Boycott and P.E. goes on vacation again,
but until the next cold one's on me,
I know a lot of you guys were here at the beginning of the stream, but I'm not taking another vacation anytime soon.
I mean, sometimes I obviously have to get something done, but I'm not going on vacation for a lot of time.
Sounds good.
Like here.
Tasteful little chest area.
Yeah, what if people are tasteful little chest area?
You think yeah?
I just built you an out at Chastle area outdoors where a nice floor by the campfires
There's a nice Chastle area there. You can really stack some chests there. All right
Okay, you know what I meant that guy was right. This is the biggest piece of crap. I've ever seen
What the Chastle area all of it all of it I guys okay listen
Let's build a house. Let's build a nice little house. Let's let's put a nice little house
Is there any like open area that we can build in the black forces like for all down there yet?
We can make an open area with a with a hull
Oh
You can I can yeah, yeah, I could listen you want to build a permanent base we one we should build it by the water
Wait, how long do you get those portals you were talking about?
I
Shouldn't be too long. Oh, yeah, let's not go to the house to get the portals
Then we'll build a house. I mean that that's how you're yeah, that's how you're supposed to do it, but I
Mean we could build it anywhere since you know
Once the portals are up it no matter not no more
Oh
Be that reminds you I
It's been 20 minutes versus since my last beer
Oh, no, I know I gotta be careful about that. I gotta be careful. Gotta be oh shit can't be going too long
I
Spill this in oh, I just put it actually on top of my sound system this time so hopefully oh
Okay, are you joking? No, I'm sure because your microphone. Just you just put the loudspeaker effect on
A couple buttons while I clean it
Uh-oh.
Wait.
Uh...
Wait, am I back to normal now?
Am I back to normal?
You are.
I went a little haywire there for a bit.
I spilled it all over the buttons.
Like that.
Who's he?
Who's he?
Who's he?
Who's he?
What about that?
Sorry, boys.
Sorry, boys.
Jesus!
You can't do a demon for a sec.
All right, listen.
I'll build the chest in the chest area.
area and we can scope out for a nice permanent base spot but for now this is
what we got okay all right I'm gonna put a hunches marbles in the chest all with
other stuff too sounds good okay guys okay guys lock in we're okay I'm locking
in dude I'm going out I'm gonna find a base location slash as much leather as
possible slash more cores how many cores did we get I am Chad okay we can
build a kiln and a furnace but we don't have anything to put it in so we need to
find some ore right 22 cent I heard a rumor that war I'm going out I'm locking
in I'm going out don't you ever you have 10 don't you ever go my dad alone on a
Get out of the way, man!
Yeah, you can get hundreds of viewers back when you're still in the middle of the night.
It'll be okay to make a video.
And hope you enjoyed your time off.
Looks like Arc might be a comeback.
Cheers.
Good sir.
Cheers boys, cheers!
Hmm.
Ain't it's Archer TV sent for you back.
Long time viewer thanks for the laughs and the good vibes and don't forget no one can
mess with the alpha wolf-a-woo.
It's not that much, it's called just...
It's time to play the game.
Time to play the game!
Okay guys, guys.
Ask me about my winner!
What the hell is going on?
Oh, bitch! I died before I could make it!
Oh my goodness! Man! Man!
I know what you fat man, I'm hard for you!
What's, what's going on?
I'm gonna jump out first.
Jesus!
I'm gonna act like my wife is dead.
Let's pour a little bit and then I'll be back on.
Hold on, hold on, give me a sec.
I am actually getting my eardrum fondle.
Okay, finally. Okay, what'd you say?
I said I have to act like my wife exists for about an hour, an hour and a half and then I'll be back on.
We've all been doing that. We've all been doing that for months.
If you want to throw out an extra hour, sure. Okay. Sure. Go ahead. Yeah. How long are Mormon
housewives episodes 45 minutes to 55 okay so I mean was she
in 45 years being cancelled basically she is a drug addict a lot of stuff's
going on all right Taylor's a Mormon we can't we don't know she threw it
and it got cancelled. Didn't that happen a long time ago?
Supposedly, supposedly hit a child from the 3-point line.
Supposedly.
That is actually a Yao Ming shot.
Yao Ming got hit a child.
Yao Ming shot a 3-pointer. That ball's going into the stadium and hitting a baby.
Guys, you're actually going to get back on the right.
yes yes yes we can't get all we can't complete this journey without you we're
not strong enough I will I will get back on okay all right I found by the way
guys a little bit all right all right it's P I found copper on me oh that's
great that's great we're doing copper we gotta put it you gotta build a say if
you're at the base build the smelter and the forge or the whatever it's called
I'm bringing back a load
Bring it back a beautiful load. We're gonna. Okay guys. I want this water load. I'm gonna make the smelter load now. Do smelter load
I'm also gonna find a nice
Location on the water somewhere. It's gonna be oh, it's gonna be boys. My boys are telling me go to the next
Go to the next
Biomex one. Yeah, is that the spot? Is that the spot to do it?
Uh, I don't know. Wait. Let me guys is the next spot the best spot to build it
the base like the main base the final base meadows meadows is it the next one
oh yeah meadows are i think i'm gonna wear a little more than the next one i mean we gotta
build we gotta build a real base we can always move it we can i think we're gonna go back to the
original meadows build a base and then we use those teleporters yeah i mean you can we can we can
We can build city bases so we have the teleporters.
How long do we get the teleporters, guys?
Is that like the next part?
I say we build a portal at the altars, dude.
That's a boring base location.
That's chump material.
That's chump material?
I don't want to be in chump.
You want fucking the most dangerous place in the whole game?
Where's that?
Oh, I don't know.
Dude, that's kind of nice areas over here, to be honest.
Miss slams. Let's go to the Miss slams
Okay. All right, so we'll build we'll finally build our real base in 20 hours
Give it this game is easy. Okay. We didn't know what this game within a couple hours
I said, I wonder what we're gonna do after the game because I don't think this team's gonna be over. So let's
Let's just keep moving. I would get the the whatever the shit you just said to do like five minutes ago
And then you do whatever you're doing
I'm doing what I'm doing. All right, sounds great. Oh
You're doing Dennis to me five hundred and ninety I just haven't seen Dylan Dennis in a while
I don't I don't I tell you sometimes those divorce court things they go for hours and hours and hours
It's asleep divorce court sleep divorce court so I can understand I can sympathize
You know, we'll see maybe we'll see we get to
is he was a long ride to get everything
Maybe for an amateur literally
Maybe for an amateur like you
Like you
Ridiculous watch and learn watch and learn watch and learn
Get you killing your scroll out because things about to get hot nappy. It's about to get wet and wild and off loads
Okay, okay copper load. I gotta build them
All right, let me know where did you build the smelter and the
Smelter the smelter is hidden. I I hit it hidden. Okay. All right, close your eyes and count them 500
And all will be revealed
Thinking that it's not that you didn't no no no no I haven't done I haven't done I haven't done you have it built
Okay, perfect
So just wherever
It is here just looking around for it
Close your close your eyes close rice. It won't appeal as close rice
Close rice. Are you guys close? Are you sure is it over here? Yeah, okay? Oh
Oh
Now there's one more thing you need to be this is where you put the coal and this is where you fucking
No correct
You could add that
And the birds gonna watch you're gonna need to build birds of the top and you're gonna need to build the kiln
You see for the call what so we're gonna need to build that kiln the the other day
I told you to build the kill you have to close the right for the count oh
Okay, I'm closing my eyes
alright
Okay, uh, okay, just stay there hold on
Let's just stay there
I know open up oh
Wow
Perfect perfect the three fucking
oh shit oh shit hell yeah am i right boys all right
am i right boys see these gentlemen jeez
sort of rolled down hill when it comes out
so i'm filling this bad boy up well actually let me see
Maybe we can you back up for me. I want to see I want to see this is a bad placement
Okay
That would find
We're five
This is temporary temporary we just wait we just wait shit. It's all gonna get
This is a temporary situation at TS
Scatter, Scram!
Scram!
Get out of here!
Climb in the coconut.
Climb in the coconut.
Get out of here!
Oh, God.
Get out of here!
Get out of here! The hit is still not cool!
Oh my gosh.
Absolutely hate this.
Guys, I'm gonna remove that fucking voice if you don't stop using it.
That is not Sandy. That is the sweet paralysis to Steven that's sucking on helium.
Stop using that one! It sounds horrible!
Please remove it. I've got to remove it. I've got to remove it. I'm just really lazy.
I'd rather you just stop using it. Because I'm too lazy to figure out how to do that.
But I do. You can. I actually mean, 10G is dead. Are you here?
He makes 10G. Did you? Did you do it?
I don't want to.
Oh
I'm just gonna get I just need to get my hands up for a moment so I can unlock the recipes and then I'm gonna go get more or
But we also need more course because we're gonna need like three killings
Because this call it's heinous. Okay
SHIT!
MY MAN! MY MAN!
I can see that you're a lady from the picture, but I just can't trust me. It's way easier.
Just say mine.
My lady, it sounds like I'm wearing a fedora with a neck beard moderating reddit and...
Pfft...
You know what I mean?
So just, you can't roll with the punches.
You can't roll with the punches, my lady.
This is also a serious issue.
Apparently we also need to find...
You do not have to be that big man.
You do not have to be that big man. Thank you, my friend.
That's very kind of you. That's very kind of you.
You do not have to be that big man. The show is free!
The show is free!
You do not have to be that big man.
I'll be back. I'll be back.
You know what? Don't worry about it.
I'll be back. You're going to see me just sit here.
Thank you, my friend.
Whatever the fuck you're doing.
Oh, actually, we have to sleep.
two guys but one is one good man good. This guy didn't show up to hell. That's what you get you deserve to be on fire.
You like that? You like that? You like that? You like that? You like what I found?
I'm sorry, but...
Can you do this, please?
It's more seriously.
It's where we got Sport and Streams Elements.
Call the road away?
No, I'm telling you, it was at the top.
It doesn't roll away, I tell you.
That means to me to call the road away.
Let's even get one guide.
Oh, it does really well we go try down here with my listen more went down here
I would find we're fine. We're fine. It just goes right here. We'll find that. That's only a short distance to a little walk
What do we do now how do we get better stuff I need I need a really I need a
really big sword for something cool I said cool I need wait what's the pull
Wait, guys are the bear claw is good?
What's like the best weapon I can build?
Guys, guys, give me the best weapon I can build
even if it's like a little out of my reach.
Give me like the best weapon I can build
even if it's like a little out of my reach.
Not like obviously like in-game weapons
because that would be hours around.
Like right now, what's the best weapon I can make
and then plus like a little bit
which could be pretty hard to make it.
Hmm...
Oh, bronze...
Uh...
Bronze spear... sword...
Stagbreaker. Stagbreaker. Okay, Murphy.
Okay, I saw Murphy say Stagbreaker. I touched Murphy.
Who you said?
We gotta make the Stagbreaker!
The Stagbreaker. Oh, that's a weapon, right? Yeah.
I remember. I vaguely remember that.
Uh...
Oh, it gives you... It gives you stats.
What? 20? Why does it say 6 to 12?
What do the numbers mean after the first number?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey guys, where's it?
Where's it?
If it raises you.
Red to uh, you know.
Why something productive?
You can go find more cores, more dungeons.
Or just the stack breaker is ass.
the flinch be as even better they hold on wait no wait you all these weapons are
kind of the same I'm not gonna lie to you they like all do the same damage we
got yourself way better you're actually we do but they do very they might do the
same damage but they're very different from what I remember I have an idea
give it give it give it give it give it I I'm just gonna pinch I'm just gonna pinch
this room, okay?
Alright.
Good shit.
We go, we skip three zones.
Right now we run the three zones over.
We kill the first thing we see, we get its items.
It probably unlocks a really, really OP weapon for the place that we're in.
We then look at what it takes to craft, somehow get those items, run back, craft it, and ban
we have an OP weapon for three, three miles.
Uh, that's an excellent idea. First of all, let me commend you. Excellent idea.
Secondly, well worth it. Thank you. Because in order to mine the ore for the- you need to get, like, we have to get a bronze pickaxe to mine the- to- to mine the iron.
We have to get the iron to mine the next thing.
You can't actually get-
I know, I know, but like, but like, what if we go like, two biomes, three biomes more, and there's like, some type of, like, beaver moose,
And we kill the beaver moose and you can make a sword out of it three of its horns
If there's I mean, I don't think that exists, but I'm down to try it also we will be decimated
But let's try it I mean she's get a boat
Okay, every just tell me that I'm stupid
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I that 100% won't work, but I'm down to try it
it okay what if instead we just we say fuck all the weapons don't get any
weapons at all and we just spend all weapon play through no no one played
through dumb ass oh my god a peaceful play through no peaceful play through
either what we do is we get our bone pickaxe we go get the the next or
bottoming bottom boom we come back we we make the next pickaxe with that or we
You then run out into the next biome, grab that without killing anything, without making
a new sword, get that ore, come back, make a pickaxe with that ore, skip two biomes,
get the next, or with that pickaxe, run back, make a pickaxe with that ore, run to the fourth
biome, hit the ore with that, get that ore, come back, and finally make a sword that's
four biomes too far.
And it's gonna be OP.
That, first of all, that container.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, I can evolve the ores in dungeons.
Did we just run past everybody in the dungeon?
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Right out.
Let- you know what? Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Alright!
Alright, wait, okay, what do we get- what type of ores do we get first?
Copper and tin.
We need to make bronze.
Then we're gonna go, I think, to the swamp and we're gonna get iron.
At least we copper and bronze
Yeah, right now we need copper and bronze. I'm literally mining copper as we speak sorry copper and tin to make bronze
I wouldn't wish to that was to that. I haven't found it yet. I'm still mining copper. It was to that was to it
By the river I was bored by the river
I was bored by the river. I was bored
by the river I was bored by the river I find another cave yeah I get those
course no the weird he quarks with a smelter no it's gonna take 17 years if
we have one kill literally maybe even a million yeah do you have a million one
million years to spare because if not get those car we're all for portals to
we're gonna need it for portals anyway hey first we could a first I'm taking
some table quick I'm at the river okay okay
Oh
Wait, oh, oh
Give it give it give it you have to go in you have to be in the black forest
Billy how is this the meadows the menace is this way?
Megan one guy with the bull. Oh
wait, oh
Wait, am I not in the black forest right now? I'm not. Oh, I started mining rocks every was coming stupid because I had to go
a black forest river
The black forest is yeah, I went back into the meadows on accident
Wait, is the only I need the black forces south west we still need this copper
It's like a fit like where where our bases is a thin strip of black for it
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're back in this cave and get this these screens. We come back. We say it
Jumping do this. I bet you watch this. I mean watch this right this everybody saying oh
You stupid you kids love past everything. I'm gonna run in here. I'm not gonna kill a single scouts. I'm gonna get all these fucking cubes
I'm gonna do it.
Yeah.
You can't do it with the cubes.
The cubes, it's possible.
I'm gonna do it with the cubes.
I'm stinky here.
I'm likely, but possible.
Oh, I just got three rubies.
Score!
You always got three rubies, Mr. Yimic.
Oh, baby.
They said I couldn't do it and they said it couldn't be done.
Fools, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools.
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
This is elementary.
This is elementary.
Elementary
To be sure okay, all right, I can see you're busy
She's me. She's me. Oh, she makes me. Oh shit. Oh, God. Oh, no. I'm not. It's not working.
It's not working anymore. Get it. It's not working. It's not working. It's not working.
Oh
No
God darn dang it what the freaking heck he was working there for a second, but then they
Corner me as I fucking me. Oh
shit
That's fine, we just go back
get a couple of my goodies just go back and get our goodies dodge roll oh yeah
actually in my way actually I forgot about dodge rolling oh I'm gonna get that one
What's the dodge again? Hold that right click, and then press space bar.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I forgot about that too.
Okay, all right, then we're done here.
Hopefully those guys are de-spawned or something.
Oh, they did. Oh, brilliant. All right. We're back in action, boys. We're back in action.
I said, I think the game might be glitched. All the skeletons are invisible and they're not moving.
to be invisible man to be guys to be
got those eat your food oh yeah let me let me get my food back up good to your
Let's get together
Yeah, I'm trying to get the whole uh, the whole game is glanced all the skeletons are invisible and they're not moving
I just want to the whole cave got ten cubes. I'm head down
Well that will do
That'll happen, that'll happen, that'll happen.
And they said it could be done.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, even the one John said the came invisible.
They said it could be done.
Too easy, too easy.
Elementary, elementary, elementary, elementary.
Robby's guys real quick.
Excuse me guys.
Things are progressing.
Progressing?
Excuse me, guys. Excuse me, everybody.
If you're actually coming here, grab some stuff from your chest.
Wherever that may be.
Excuse me, guys.
Okay.
Run train for the poor word.
A hoi wizard at world's end.
There's only one thing between glory and disaster.
A world save.
Savvy?
World saved, world saved.
Beware the wizard forest.
I have no idea what that weed you smoke is laced with, but I'm gonna need to contact your dealer.
I am gonna need that guy's number immediately.
me. What? Did you just drag two scouts and get attacked by two scouts as I turn around
and I see you slipping away through the trees? That wasn't me, boss. No, I'm- no. That wasn't
me. Oh my god. I have to stop now. I think it's taking away all my- my- yeah, you lose
Stop xp. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Fuck that chest. I'm gonna come back. I want neither more
um
Wait, okay
Wait, wait, mr. Gimbas mr. Gimbas
Yes, um, I
Got ten more squares for you
I'm gonna put it right here in this box and I was up three
movies
Okay, okay. We got a nice. We should be ten, right?
More kills the better your 10 10. Oh 10 10. Yes. Yes, 10. I'll find some 10 real quick. I'll be right back
You just you whip up another kill or whatever I would the 10 bucks. I put it in charge
Follow me boy follow me gang. Say that again. I put 10 cubes in a chest
Make some more kill you. Oh
Thank you. Sure. Thank you
Hmm
Give him the call what call oh, I also have 23 call
He got
I mean you might love you can't probably weighing you down mine. I mean I don't need it. I'm like all that for you
But okay. Yeah, that's your uncle. That's
I am I am
Hold on, now what's this?
Keep these woods of oath a poor settler in a strange land.
You'll find here good stone and wood all you need to build a house.
You will need to craft a roof to keep out the rain.
Then you will need walls to stop the roof from falling down.
Finally you must have a door. I don't know why they would have that last buy unless you were just building a roof in the air
But there's pretty self-explanatory. You must have a door or it will be much harder to go in and out
You learn that earlier. You learn that earlier
Genius genius genius. You need some stupid wrong talent. That's you live that ourselves
These things old has learned for himself now he writes them on this show now
others pray to Odin for his soul. I don't need Odin's soul so I'm just gonna go over here and get some tan.
I don't need the Odin's soul. I don't know why would we need that.
It's his own soul. We have our own soul. Yeah, everybody gets one. Everybody gets one.
Check right corner map for which bio you're in.
I'm back in the meadows. What? I think we just found like a small piece of the black
forest or something because every time we go up or down or anywhere.
Yeah. That's exactly what happened. We found the tiniest little sliver on a black forest.
Should we leave?
We should probably find, you know, we should go to the dock, we should build a boat maybe,
find a better black forest.
Yeah!
Or maybe there's one on land, I don't know.
I don't know.
We need a BBF!
This is a ship black forest.
A big black forest.
A big black forest.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh...
Oh
That's not even telling you that we're in
Oh, yeah, I see it when you hover over your
We're like mixed in half. This is meadows half. This is black boys. We got you out of here
Wait, oh, I see you head to the right side of the map or go south I'm gonna be south
We wears back for us usually
Oh wait, I see it, I see it, it's north. North, all the way, all the way north.
Oh man, north, grab those boxes and deconstruct the smelter and stuff. We'll move north.
We're going on a full move right now? No, no, I guess you can come back. You just want to come back?
What the fuck is going on?
When do we unlock the portals?
Because we have ore now, we're not going to be able to
transport everything.
I know!
Now that there's ore,
all the way you can't actually bring
ore through portals.
The hell?
A whole damn zoo
chasing me!
Oh, no.
It is night we maybe
Maybe we sleep real quick.
Oh.
Maybe we sleep.
Oh.
Really process?
I can make a signature.
You really be sleeping.
You'll be sleeping.
There are some things I've discovered.
What?
We discovered.
We can build a copper knife.
Chat's telling me copper knives are OP.
If we smelt enough copper, we can
build copper knives for our journey.
Knives are the worst.
Well, somebody told me Copper Knives was OP.
Only thing I can build is a forge.
The Copper Knives OP?
I mean, were the knives are outstanding.
Yeah, how's that possible?
When I look up, when I look at the knife, it's the lowest damage
thing on the whole thing.
But bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
I mean, imagine how fast.
Um
The flint knife is five damage. Well, like a spear's like 20
Yeah, I don't know dude, I'm just about the positive the bear 25 sauce there's a bit that's pretty fast
That sounds pretty nice
Over the knife is point three weight. That's why why it's so fast
hmm probably baby or 6x backstab oh no the positive bears also six eggs back
that I need the positive the bear are the same speed as a knife but better
unless well I guess it's a flip knife so well I made 25 day wait how fast is
the knife come check this out copper knife oh oh just a nice copper knife
apart look at this missy missy missy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's copper
knife or part yeah yeah yeah check this out wait what wait no don't check this
Check this out
Hey, what I put those bear paws at oh
I don't know. I never saw him. I got my god. Let me see. I don't make the paws of the bear real quick
Okay, I'm gonna get more where let's sleep real quick. I'll get more cop
I
Told you forgot about your food. Oh
No, I got some food. Oh, yeah, I just got paws of the bear. Oh
No, I'm cooking this
Holy cannoli, oh, yeah, I just got I also see that you're wearing
What?
It's hard for good
Everybody can swear product
time
It's not just got a rep what you got you got some kids and rags over together
Okay, I'm gonna test out these bear paws. I'll be back
You make a sans was sans
What a song.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Sounds.
Oh!
All right, this is the move right here.
This is the move right here, Mr. gimmick.
The pause?
The pause.
100%.
Are you fighting a bear as we speak?
I'm fighting a bear right now.
Check this out.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, I am rested.
Check this out.
Shit.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Incredible!
Incredible!
Oh!
Oh, I forgot it!
Oh, there it is.
Check this out, check this out, check this out.
Watch me, watch me get it.
Oh my incredible, incredible!
Incredible, incredible!
Oh my god, such finesse, such grace!
This is much better than that.
Oh yeah.
Oh
Like no stamina. Oh
My god, oh this is orgasmic. Look at this thing fall. Oh
Yeah, we have so much trouble beating this thing when we first came here. This is nice. Oh
My god
You I bet you with the something's got for this you can go make your old bear collides
Yeah, how much damage was that doing? No, I did one with like 85. Oh
Oh my god. No 35. I don't know. I don't know.
But it was doing good. As soon as you were a real guy, who's the real guy?
Yeah, that was nice. Yeah, Hust was holding us back.
Think about it. As soon as Hust left, we started making tons of progress.
I mean, we are cooking through it. I mean, we're ripping it. We're ripping the tip.
Yeah, I'm ready. Let's put all our stuff away and then immediately, immediately.
Go to the black force to get the other shop
Okay, yeah, yeah a new black forest. Does this black force is a bad black forest? Yeah
We would put some more textual click
What happened on my leather
We happen to have a shitload of
Oh, you know the auto-pigots
It's just like 30 leather that somebody may or may not have put in
I have nine I have nine leather scraps
That was three bucks that would work. I'm trying to get a shield going here
Why is some I need some armor
That's what I need. I only got a lot more. You need you need deer hide for that deer. That's too much work
Which one
There we go.
Um, um, I put the leather inside the Hoosier.
I
Have to go I'm gonna go it's it
All right, all right
Oh, we're just going now. We're going to need to build no we will scout out
We need to see you we we need to go get checked
Mark we bear armor
There's bear armor
That's what I'm here to I'm here and I'm here and bear armor whispers of bear armor
I thought it was just your wife's tail. Oh the stabs are true
Stabbreaker is on the menu. I remember that being really good like really really good
There's no bear armor.
I just sat.
Okay.
You need workbench level three.
Oh.
I don't know how to do that.
Do you remember how to do that?
Which one?
You need workbench level three.
Oh yeah, we need to create some.
We need to upgrade the base.
If we created a tanning rack, we just need 20 leather scraps and 5 deer hide, and we
can get a tanning rack, and then we can re-level 3.
I forgot to listen to that again.
We need a tanning rack.
And we need 20 leather and 5 deer hide.
So we might as well go that way too much.
Let's just go look for a new black forest.
And on the way, we kill every deer and hog that we see.
Every deer and hog.
Wait, she said go north?
Yeah, north.
I see a black forest up to the north.
Way north, though.
Water.
And it seems you're going north above the spot.
Oh, OK.
Hmm
We've got you died a lot. We have a how you do that?
This is Sammy touch of diameter even
Hey
Yeah, I super fifty seven point nine with these bears lies. Oh, that's nice
All the shelter's on the map pretty damn good that's better than the dagger, but I'm just learning
But you know
We'll make it.
It's a perfect process.
Hmm.
Upgrade equipment.
Wait, can we upgrade our bear claws?
I can upgrade everything.
Yeah, I'm gonna build a workbench.
I just will click to see, like, what it is.
The Daliu window accent.
Mr. Nutt, my husband Jeremy just had a birthday over the weekend.
He would love a little happy B-day from you, boss.
What a special day. What is all of this? How enchanting. How enchanting. Well, Mr.
Gimmick, let me tell you something. This pussy. I am building me. Yeah. Are you? I'm
building a workbench right now check on the Hoosie oh I your roof oh my goodness
oh you gotta be fucking my ass so are you serious oh my wall oh my like to
I'm holy crap oh my goodness put your finger into Lula and I'm sticking my
ass this is ridiculous I'm here I build one workbench and three homeless people
come start asking for chains, porters and panties and sandwiches and 7-eleven.
I'm with you dude. Listen, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Are you stepping in without pooping?
You stepping in my poop?
I'm stepping in your poop.
I poop where you poop.
Yeah, out of mod to pull from the chest makes crafting easy
Do we got a deal?
Do you do you think Alexander the Great conquered?
Rome because it was easy
Do you think?
Do you think?
And it's gone.
Captain China.
Because it was easy.
No.
He did it because it was hard.
He did it because
it was hard.
But that is
what makes it worth doing.
Oh god, this Jesus is trying to kill me.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus is trying to kill me.
It's racing! It's racing!
Oh geez.
She's Louise.
I remember when Ms. Neighborhood used to be safe.
I don't.
I don't.
Move those shibbles.
Syphilis.
How hard was it P tell us what?
Got a subscribe to my Patreon for that.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What's going on over there?
Just hanging around.
There is nothing.
There is no dark forest up north.
Up north!
Yes, there is! You're almost there!
It's just a coastline!
No, you can go across the coastline!
Oh, so we have to build a boat?
Yes.
Okay, that would have been pertinent information, you know, that would have been pertinent information.
What, we try to check it again?
Oh yeah, the barb bands.
We need uh, we need the chest, we need the workbench to be level three
Yes, ah
Good. All right
Well, luckily I've killed many boars and deer on my pointless
fruitless journey
I'm going back
Give me we've almost explored the whole map
Oh, yes, we've practically
about 50% out 50%
OK, all right.
So OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, let's just go south then for Black Forest.
What do you think? Yeah, I do see more in the south, like south
where we spawned the deer. Yeah, yeah.
51% just like the music.
Indeed build a boat though. Oh, it's top. Do we know the seed?
No, wait, I can ask the server guy. Although I don't think we've unlocked that might be cheating
You guys would don't wear everything in the end. Oh, yeah, like an online map find a real black forest
TBH TV honest TV TV H honest. Yeah, no, don't don't cheat a guy's no cheating. No cheating
What the fuck outta here, you son of a bitch!
These bear claws are sweet.
These bear claws are sweet.
I'm telling you, these are sweet.
These are sweet.
We don't get these immediately.
Alright, I'm gonna build a pair.
I'm gonna build a pair.
I'm heading back.
I still need more.
Oh shit, here's a deer.
No war dogs, you're lame.
I'm gonna get this to level three.
I'm gonna build those claws.
You scout out.
All right, my for the black forest deal deal
deal
Then when you find it
I will mr. Boar wait to you. No idea. You have many adventures
There was a war I would have seen strange
treat
treat
creature then listen listen listen leave the tree creature made out of it what we need listen what we need is
Is beer and years of war because they have all the stuff to make the level 3 workbench
I know you're not follow. I said I'm gonna do that
What I'm gonna upgrade to level 3 and then I'll meet you and then we'll kill the tree people
Why after the dears and the bore?
Because it's what we need it needs to be
Wait, what am I doing? We watch my job
Find the black forest
I'm working on I'm working on it. I'm just speaking up so that you can hear me. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I'm working here. I'm working here. I'm working here. I'm working here.
Come on! I'm working here!
I'm working here!
Come meet my family, Tony, Tony, and other Tony!
Come meet my family, the three Tonys.
My name is Tony as well.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Tony, my cousin, Tony, my brother, Tony, my sister.
That's a Tony Bologna, that's a Tony Pachoni.
Oh, that's a Tony.
Oh, my God.
That's a Tony Bologna.
Oh, it's a bit of a meatball, a meatball and a pizza, a pizza, a meatball and a pizza.
Do you like the meatball pizza?
It's a Tony...
The...
Tony of specialty.
Oh...
I found more copper.
Woo! We see you to fight 10!
Oh, a little copper in the world.
Oh, more dark forest down here, just a little bit.
It's really spotty.
This dark forest is a spotty dark forest.
It displeases me.
Stop making fun of Italians.
No.
No, I don't think I will.
You know what?
I'm not even making fun of them.
I don't like talking like an Italian.
It's a Tony Bologna.
I am not making fun of the Italians.
Is there the races for assuming that's an Italian accent?
Yeah.
We were actually talking to him the sweetest.
So congratulations, racist.
You're going to jail.
You're going to jail.
You're a rare South Eastern Irish accent.
You're going to jail, buddy.
You're going to jail.
What the hell?
Well, I just found tons of more b-b-b-bore and deer.
Well, I'm not gonna get any of them.
They're a lot, okay, they're a lot faster than I am.
Okay, alright, and the boys are just doing hit runs.
I've got a lot of leathers here I got.
I might have enough for the level three, you know?
I hate to.
I hate to.
I hate to.
This boy, this boy, this boy.
Wait, hold on.
Oh yeah, I've reached the coastline.
I'm still in the meadow somehow.
That was even possible.
Tellin' you dude, this island has to get off this side.
Like this way or right.
I can figure out how to build a boat.
I don't know how to do it.
I
Go over here left or over here to the right
I'm gonna go left
Hmm
Okay, we got you like
Yes, no, I'm a little right. Oh, no, that's all river. Oh my god. That's all river that unexplored put oh my goodness
Okay. All right, mr. gimmick. I'm heading to the right. Okay. I've had to the right. Don't don't forget about me
Hmm. I won't forget about you
I'm working
Get it get it get it get it press R. Yeah, you'll see weapons. You run fast
That's after use of power
Yeah
That's nice
That's a spicy me.
Abyssal razor? What's abyssal razor?
Respectfully.
Respectfully?
That's a spicy me at all.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, Jimmy, hold on.
What if there is no more black forest?
Well, we're gonna have to figure out how the hell to make a boat.
Which I feel like we can't do without tin.
But I could be-
Wait.
I don't know.
Oh, guys!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
Give it!
What?
I just found the black forest again.
Like we are here.
Oh.
Oh thank God. Oh thank God thank God. Oh wow you're so far away. Okay all right listen.
Okay. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Give it give it give it. Oh God. You see you see give it.
the natives they're getting restless okay all right oh god oh my god I
read some uncontacted tribe or something only fucking shit there's
like ten of them where we going out
All right, uh
Warfing eyes
Where we looking for get it dear, right wait go back for 10 also, it's not water dude night. Just hit fyi
Oh, I'm not here. I'm not here. I'm not in
score
Oh
Beautiful
How many do we need? I don't know. Okay. Probably a shitload eventually, but the pickaxes?
We see pickaxes. Oh, dude, this stuff is heavy. I'm not gonna be able to hold like any of this.
That's what I'm saying. We might actually have to move the base somehow. Yeah, I can only hold
like they can have them okay this won't you build a little outpost I'm gonna I'm
gonna I'm gonna grab what I can and head to you I'm grabbing the cores
sounds good sounds good I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah yeah yeah we're gonna have to
do what we can here is gonna be
I'm gonna build a nice quick base. Don't you worry, boss. I'm on the case. Okay, sounds good. I'm gonna get another sippy sip
Then I'm gonna okay. Do you do your part? Do I mean a little sippy sip?
I know I mean we know you get a little sippy sip and then I'll build the base
seeds carrot the flower get the carrot seeds
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh.
Got him!
Got him!
I got him guys, I got him guys!
I'll show you closer to these boys.
Now we should why kids are that crazy but I got him!
I'm not trying to build the base we'll put this right here pretty as odd right
there so ours we find a flatter piece of land okay right here right there no good
two walls, like so, like you do, maybe a third one, just in case.
Oh
Oh my god, oh the locals
Will make 20 cent hello you handsome and sexy not could you please wish my wife Mackenzie a happy birthday
Happy birthday, McKinsey!
I'm going to go for a van to collect the activities!
One moment, McKinsey.
I built this house!
Put that right there.
And then, uh...
I've returned.
I have returned
Fire
Give it to me quickly. I built us a nice house
All right. All right. I'm gonna have to figure out what to bring. You can always come back later, but
Gotta bring these cinch
Hmm
The mods are gay pedos
Yeah, what if we were to ban that guy? I wonder if that guy's about to ban
That's a real head scratcher, that's a real head scratcher. What do you guys say?
Oh my god, there's a fucking huge monkey or something
It's probably you know what it's probably nothing
What the hell
It's probably nothing
Oh
Give it give it give it give it give it give it yes
I'm not even told there's a huge huge monkey like he's like
Troll it's a troll but it's not a monkey
I'm working on it. Oh, I'd burn my I'm gonna die
I
Keep running
Oh, yeah, let me help you jot it down really quickly. Let me write down where he is. Thanks. Thank you gimmick. Thank you
Thank you so much. Oh
Oh, hmm. Oh, where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Good thing I wrote it down. Good thing I wrote down where he went.
That's what we, that's what we did lose him.
I didn't ask because I write it down.
I just guess he didn't take it back.
What? How good would he do?
Kill it or run.
Kill it?
What?
Are you smoking crack?
Are you actually smoking crack out of your bottle?
Oh, that's not important.
I don't legally don't have to answer that.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
OK, all right.
OK, OK, OK, all right, OK.
Okay, give it, give it, give me three good ideas.
I need three good ideas out of you right now.
Um, hmm.
Hold fast to your bow, soldier.
All right, fast to your bow.
And string it towards the feet and aim for the eye.
Aim true, aim true.
Aim true.
Warrior of all.
Oh
Your destiny has come to this
Do not do that
The fetish idea
On top of the troll there's like 40 of the little dude
Oh
You can tastefully escape the tasteful tactical retreats in very course
I've been on you. I'm gonna build wait. I'm gonna chop down three dates wood and put a home while they're attacking me
That didn't work
Yes tactical
That's it. Okay never mind. Okay. Alright. Ah, plan C then. Ah, you have unlocked plan
C. You honestly, I could probably beat this even if it wasn't for the 40 little dudes
chasing after you trying to finger me. This is fucking crazy.
Yeah, that does sound inappropriate. I admit
They should not do that then there is no excuse
Don't poop at me the door the door poop at me
There people minds are no excuse for such a heinous
crime you owe my dude
Okay guys guys
Does anyone have any of my ideas for 30 guys so it poop at you and a giant monkey?
Is anyone out? Does anyone not?
Uh, yeah, I do have an idea.
Please lay on me!
Wait till it's daytime.
Oh! Oh!
Well, why'd you say so?
I just did.
Ha ha ha, Plan D.
The greatest plan of all.
D4, delightful idea.
Make a fire, put campfires, oh wait, oh wait, are the trolls, the little troll guides?
Are those guys scared of fire?
Uh, kind of, I think so.
Kind of.
They're not, they're not like, they won't run away, but it does kind of make them wary.
Well, at least maybe now I can pick them off.
one by one you I mean I mean yeah yeah pick them up one by one that's it not
that was planning oh it's your revisiting plan
What a sweet treat. What a sweet little delight. Well, okay. All right. Okay. All right. Well,
lovely to see you. The gimmick has not even moved one inch toward me at all. It is nighttime
and I am.
I joined you and do John.
Get the bed.
Oh, as soon as...
Never mind we get it.
As soon as it's time, it's already day time.
What do you think?
What do you think of the life?
Good morning.
Let me be the first to wish you a good morning, Serpina.
Come on.
Oh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.
What a lovely day it is.
The sun is rising on the birds of chirping.
I'm going to go back and try to get my stuff.
I will help you.
I just needed to cook some meat. Oh, there's another cake right here for more squares. You want those?
Isn't that the first one you did or no? Uh, I don't think so no. No
Well, let's do it. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. We need that troll
Mr. Peanut we need that troll
We need his body we need our mind we need his skin mainly his skin
How do you got a pen?
Oh, there's, there we go.
Right there, right there is where there's, uh, there, um, oh, I can picture it now.
I got, oh, there we go.
That's where the thing is.
Okay.
Oh.
Uh, doesn't look like I can see your pen, but I can't follow you.
All right, should I follow you?
No, no, no, no.
I put the, this is the one we went to.
I put a pen on the cave.
Should I be bring should I load up and come to you or yeah probably yeah, and then we can build our new house
Okay, you put a new house and live they've lived together in recent in harmony or me
I'm building the mr. Peanut
and it's a highlight that bird don't come back tell you friends
I'm heading back to where I died
quite far it's quite the distance
the troll is big upgrades P
you guys see that's the thing is I could have killed that troll easily
with my bare hands
it wasn't for the 40 little dudes that started pooping me
you talking about I'd sit there and try to fight
Uh...
Seven-story Tom Monkey,
and I got forty dudes...
thawed...
pooping me.
That sounds difficult.
That sounds difficult.
Ridiculous!
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
These firehairs are the troll.
Something is shooting me at the base.
the base with a bow and I can't see it. Oh, that's not.
I forgot there are carts in this game.
It'll be a long journey, but there's cars.
Oh, carts. Carts with a T. Carts with a T.
Uh, like a golf cart? Yeah.
Like a golf cart. Wait, how would you... there's no engines, where I can
medieval times. Have you had the Flintstones? I...
a cart. Not a golf cart. Just a regular
carts not meant for golf like you could use it for golf you could use it for
golf actually you could actually use it I'm not gonna lie you can use it for
golf
wait I'm heading back to get my stuff I'm gonna kill the troll and get that
thing I've ever been said. Okay, I'm just trying to, I'm getting as much as I can and then I'm heading to you.
Wait, wait, wait. This guy says you're not leaving the base, got his blood boiling.
Me, not leaving, oh, me being productive and gathering all the things, smelting our ore
so that Peanut doesn't have to be wearing his underwear for all time because God knows he's
he's not gonna do anything about it,
is burning his buns, huh?
Well, let him burn.
Well, it's blood, but yeah.
Yeah, let him burn.
Yes.
I am working on improving our lifestyle right now, okay?
Okay, well, you're sitting at home,
you know, cleaning the house, vacuuming the carpets.
I'm out here working all day.
We're killing trolls and and and little alligator guys and and and bring it home the brand bring it home the brand pal
Mm-hmm
I work 72 hours a damn day boy while you're watching Netflix and take it out is I
Work 72 hours a day day boy
While you're watching Netflix and take it out is I work 72 hours a day day boy
What?
While you're watching Netflix and taking your talk is!
What am I doing with the tackies?
What was that?
What was that behind me?
That's why Sasha.
He's right there.
Hmm
Peewins a wife being being noodles
Oh my god
It's too high Tom being the pit guy the cartons
Homeless persons asshole for some meat noodles right now
I'm fighting the guy.
Can you see it?
Can you see it?
Top is gone!
Okay, I just stepped into the fire.
Made a fight.
Actually, the only damage I'm taking during this entire fight...
Okay, just got Pooh sling it my face.
The second damage I'm taking this entire fight, not a single damage from...
Okay, okay, alright.
Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
This is, okay, now one shot.
Now literally one shot.
How's it going, Mr. Peanut?
It's not going good, it's not going good.
It's not going good at all.
It's not...
It's not going good at all, it's not going good at all.
Guys, I cannot walk all the back there. I cannot walk. I'm coming with like seven miles
Okay, grab grab some stuff. Hold on. I'm coming back to base grab some shit
grab some
Power up in ten seconds. So that'll be that'll let me run for a long time
Okay, okay, grab the the cores. There's some cores there grab any extra
Copper
Grab some shit
Grab some shit and let's move.
I got the basics on me, but there's a lot of stuff
I'd like to...
Rollin' up your heads there.
If you get a round shield and perfectly parry an enemy,
you will daze them and do two ex-DMG to them
while they are dazed.
Dazed for about two swings.
I'm gonna grab some shit.
Whoa!
Do you know what?
The Ratchet buff?
Feel it out.
What do you feel we need?
Wait, hold on, wait, I gotta,
how do you sit down again?
X.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get the Ratchet buff.
I'm gonna act to eat my thing.
I'm gonna get all three different food
and then I can run their fascist lightning.
Fascist Puma.
A penis.
Listen to the voice in your head.
What a camera thing.
Bip food.
Oh no, oh no, the food.
No! My food burnt, Mr. gimmick!
There should be a shit load in the chest.
Listen, okay, listen, I'm just gonna do my thing. Everybody, everybody, hold on.
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get all these buffs and then go to the thing.
perfect here we go all right got it wait oh yeah now I've got full full food
buff ratchet buff and my power up I should be able to get there within like
Two seconds is not this would be a lot faster
Excuse me, Mr. Rock
Follow me boy follow me boys
Build bad and set spot yeah, also you said a spot point down there with the bed into my machine it
That's what we need to do.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Uh.
Oh.
Mr. gimmick, Mr. gimmick?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
I had to swap internets for the second time tonight.
Ah, fantastic.
I bet that's lovely.
I bet that's lovely.
Are you in a great mood?
Oh, always.
Oh, that's your lovey-dee-ya.
You know how to be constant, unfixable internet problems
because of the monopoly of ISPs?
Brings me only joy and relaxation.
Oh, oh.
I mean, I feel like you're in a sauna.
Oh, I feel like a million dollars.
Mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm.
Oh.
Mm.
Oh, shit.
I just popped the fucking, oh, shit.
I just popped the back.
a guy named George Aquino G2U spamming my YouTube chat to craft a teleporter. You have
obviously the portal fluid in your asshole, right? gimmick go ahead and pull it out for
me. Absolutely. I don't think we've unlocked it yet. I don't see a teleporter. Well, I actually
have the teleporter frame in my asshole. Let me go ahead and just yank it out real quick.
You got the portal fluid in your asshole. I've got the portal frame in my ass. We just
got a scissor each other and there we go about a big bottom but we got a portal
okay we would crack a portal if we could yeah no I'm not crazy there is no
portal all right we cannot fail the portal yet I don't know what we need
What makes you so fine?
What makes you so fine?
Yeah, we need fine wood, we need fine wood for the portal.
We don't have it yet.
What makes fine wood so fine?
Because it's nice, fine, baby.
It's fine.
So we need a bronze axe and chocolate.
So we need a bronze axe and chop down a birch or an oak tree
There it is we need a bronze axe and for bronze we need 10 for 10
We need to go to the dark forest and a bigger dark forest than this literally
20 by 20 yard dark forest that we're in right now. Yeah, I'm in the other dark forest. I'm telling you. It's guarded
Every time I'm back there. Oh my god. I've been sitting here waiting for you. I'm already back out of here dude.
on my soul lord have mercy i'm coming mr peanut you have to be your boy your your power with uh
i accidentally already activated it i mean we're it's the shit wow no the shit throw
wears plus birch equal portal yeah those little uh eyes that you get uh but you also need the cubes
Oh
We got huge we got we just need fine wood. Yeah, we just need to find what we need to get
We need to craft bronze so we can get a bronze axe and then we can get fine wood
Which is what we're doing
Literally getting bronze, but we had a slight troll distraction
We got distracted by a troll, which is a good distract
I'm almost back to my stuff. I'm gonna see my crap the quick bad that way if
If if if he fucks me again, I had just bought here
mean
Yeah, that's probably
Yeah, do you really build a base there? Is there really even just a
I work bench with the roof over it. Yeah, there's one bit of the roof back. All right
Okay, all right, that's a start that'll do that'll do
Yeah, I'm carrying two minds I put the ten back
And my thing is broken by rags, okay, okay, I'm
I'm dude this fucking bird. Oh my god
He's always he loves you. Oh my god
There's no
You'll be there is no bird
You'll be right now. You'll be right now
I'm coming mr. Peanut
I'm coming mr. Peanut
I'm coming mr. Peanut
Running as fast as my little egg glass
I'm coming mr. Peanut
The bed is too exposed
Kill me, kill me right now
Kill me immediately
I feel you inside
I feel you inside my body
Inside my heart
Inside my body
I'm coming mr. Peanut
Me, me, I'm not me
I'm coming mr. Peanut
Oh
Is that still too exposed
That's what she said
You how is this bed stood to expose I put walls are rounded
Please give me a song you give me sorry give me excuse
oh god oh um oh a little bit of wood
oh wait a roof um wait give me your issue with the roof
I don't have a roof per se, but yeah, I'm almost there gonna be honest
I'm so full of stuff right now. It's gonna be hard for me to
Like loot extra wood and stuff, but you know I'm willing to do what I can
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, all right, okay, you know what?
Mono-i-mono, pushy, Mono-i-mono, Mono-i-mono bitch, I don't need a bed, I don't need a
bed.
Choppy you cock up don't do it. I'm almost there. Don't do it
Oh
Oh
Oh
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Get in the troll!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
I see him.
What? How'd that hit me? What? I'm perfectly guided!
Lord, I see him.
He's so low! He's so low! He's so low! He's so low! He's so low!
I'm almost there, Mr. Peanut. I'm just doing a little swimming.
Mr. Peanut I'm gonna need a start okay I'm in big trouble
Well that's our whole base dude you lose
We're gonna get into my boy!
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Give me!
No.
Here you go.
Give me two.
You fucking touched my body?
I'm burning every one of our bases down until we have to quit this game.
I
Never be invited to another game again
Roll head grab the head
Well, oh wait, wait, I'll go grab his head, but I got it
Grab his leather is what you really need what I'm fortunate. I don't have no space to this is this is horrendous
This is a reddish. You need my box build boxes on the show. I'm gonna be a bunch of boxes. We see it
Really on my way back. Oh my god
Do I care about storage?
Is the icon storage? Oh, I see I see I see it
All right, what fuck it this will do
Okay, I'll go back grab the head.
Where's his head at?
I thought the heads don't like drop every time.
Are we sure he has a head?
No, it's leather is what we need.
I've got 10 Trollhide and...
That's it.
We don't need to hunt more of them trolls, I'll tell you what right now.
I'm getting where it's underwater, but I don't see anything.
Oh wait, I see it?
How do I go underwater?
There's how I dive underwater!
You can't?
I wouldn't see his head right there!
Well...
Wait, his head's just gone forever.
I don't know, but it's nighttime and I'm fucked
Build stairs and jump you build stairs and jump
Hmm... stairs?
Need some wood.
We'll get some wood!
A little bit of wood.
A little bit of wood.
A little bit of wood.
Oh!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Little bit of wood. All right, all right, all right. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking
Little bit of wood
Here we go
Here we go
Yeah, I built this this I got the wood
I
See now
I see that
Hey, I'm on my way
I need it wait I need it. I need to build the stairs. Oh
It's so dark
Yeah
If you could just have a bed ready for when I get there
No, no, I ain't got any police dares.
The entire island is pursuing me right now.
Oh, yeah, I have about seven boars on me, so a lot of leather incoming.
Bright side, bright side, a lot of leather incoming.
That's great to hear, boss.
Oh, here we go. All right, okay, all right, here we go.
Here we go.
Big man, it's very kind of you, Mark.
Thank you, my boy.
It's very kind of you, big man.
It's very kind of you, but thank you, my boy.
It's very kind of you.
I'll be doing something.
You know my property.
You know my property right there.
Censoring 355
sent, hey, Mr. P, from my understanding,
peanuts or perishable.
Do you shed your peanut shell every six months?
Also, can you tell the gimmick I said,
happy birthday?
This is so exciting to have you back there.
Now my birthday!
Don't believe me like this.
Thanks, Mr. Cabin. She's about it. Very cabin thing, man.
Oh, Mr. Peanut.
What?
Mr. Peanut, I'm gonna go ahead and need you to just...
What do you need?
Just a little assistance here.
Nothing major.
Just gonna need you to...
I
Barries bootberries are our poisonous. Yes. Yes
Where's the best I've been trying to make the bed, but I can't oh, no, I
Need one. I need one and this is too many these guys
It's really the whole way people ask for change. I
Don't know what you do. My body
Don't let me get my body
It's just too many of them!
Oh no.
It's a shaman on my body dude, are you kidding me?
Oh, shit.
You're just...
He gave me the little slippy-dippy.
Little slippy-dippy, little slippy-dippy.
I have no...
I'm back baby.
Oh!
I'm back.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I don't know. I'm here. I'm here. No, I'm just I'm gonna
I'm gonna die I'm oh
Okay, you did indeed die
Are we soup and do per series right now?
We so fucking for real are we serious now? I'd run all the way back again
That's what I just did
Now I haha, I will finish the bitch. Haha. I was trying my best. I was building
I was the door down getting what I was fighting up a hundred guys. Oh my god. I believe you. Oh my goodness
Hey, miss thing. Hey miss thing. It was hey miss. It was hey miss. I've been cheated unfairly
Yeah, I even took out the guy, the big guy, all by myself just so I could build a nice home.
No rest, no food, no maidens.
You literally built the stairs to get the troll hat, fuck yeah I did.
Did that shit lick any spit?
It worked.
I'll tell you what, we gotta troll hat now, gimmick.
We got a troll head now.
We got that troll head?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we do.
All right, this is our moment.
This is our moment.
They were singing songs, you might as our night.
They will tell stories of this moment, Mr. gimmick.
The moment gimmick and peanut built a base in the land.
Oh my God.
My grandchildren's grandchildren were here this moment.
they said it couldn't be done
all my god i've got this bore chasing me
shh
oh yeah you're gonna have about
that's not gonna be the last one
if you're doing a new run it's in the night
you're gonna have about seven of you i didn't even get russian i didn't even get
russian or eat anything
i don't know if i make it
find a berry on the way eat one berry it gives you twenty stamina it's huge just
eat one berry
i don't know if i make it
I don't know if I'm making this, boss.
I don't know if I'm making this.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
She frosty, boys, she frosty.
Oh, we'll be fine.
We'll be fine, boys.
We'll be fine.
We'll be fine, boys.
Excuse me, sir, excuse me.
I keep my peepers open for berries.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, world save in 30 seconds gimmick. Oh my god
Ready for the quarter-second free
They should play nice versus that troll
Okay, I've cleared the area
Whoa, baby. All right, we are in business. It's business time. Mr. Peanut. Oh
it is
Officially business time be business is open
Business is open for
Business CBTBS certified business time baby situation. It's a certified business time baby situation. Oh
Oh, my ever met a business baby before I've never met a business baby. I did I did
Welcome
It's a big I'm a business, baby
Whoa
No, it's no way is that really what he said that's why he's in way. I'm a business, baby. I
Didn't hear there was a movie called boss, baby
Very similar, but a business babies a little bit different than a boss, baby. How's the difference?
Well, a boss baby is the boss.
A business baby is more of a business baby.
No.
No.
Really?
Holy p-n-o.
Well, thanks for enlightening us, officer gimmick.
You ever done any business before?
I know it's...
Hmm, I've been told to do business.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I do-
Business, baby!
I make transactions with a multi-billion dollar company.
And I buy Big Macs from McDonald's.
Oh, that's true.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So I know a thing or two about business.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
They were sponsored, though.
Oh, that's something.
That's something I should-
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
sponsor though it's a big dog stock owner buy more I've probably single handling
raise that stock by like 2% my fattest bitch you've ever seen
Hmm
You know
That's wasted by 15 probably probably but we are you know sometimes you just can't compete sometimes you just can't compete
I'm finally back at the new base do we have a bed yeah yeah just go ahead and claim
we went by a door door is what I mean if you want to build a door if you're like a door guy
I'm kind of a door guy. Yeah, I like doors. Well, I won't stop you. I won't stop you
What this place really needs though?
Is a storage area sort of an outdoor
storage area
Where's the other
Okay, well, that'll do for now. What are we, what's going on in there?
Speed.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready.
Date?
Ah, okay. That's, I mean, it's 2026. She's calling me, randomly calling me gay, trying to get
her game down.
Real edgy, okay.
Okay.
I said gate.
Gate.
Gate.
Yes, gate.
Gate.
Oh, yes.
Gate.
I apologize.
That's fine.
Gate.
That's fine.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, could have been an easy mistake.
Yeah, so that's my, listen, that's yeah.
Easy.
That's my bad.
That's my bad.
Hell, you know.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Easy mistake.
Yeah, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, my apologies, Mr. gimmick.
My apologies.
Oh.
My apologies.
Oh, I cannot believe, oh my goodness.
Oh.
Mm.
Hmm
Blueberries
Berries
Blueberries
Okay, okay, I've got more wood down
There we go.
Oh dude, hold on.
There we go, oh hey guys, guys, oh hey.
Do you have a door now?
Um, um, oh hey, now we need more chess, right?
Now you're more wood again.
Yeah, I'm having weight problems.
I need to chop some more wood, though.
I'm gonna hit the gym, little jackpot.
You're right.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
Hmm
Wait
Do you claim your bad because I clean my right to you in there say what you clean your bag yet
Yeah
You know it's bad uncle. Oh, I didn't play my bed. There we go. You're being named
Oh
That you're nude
You're probably getting this fancy oh core one got it. Yeah, you get both but that makes sense. It makes it okay. That makes sense
Okay, yep. Okay. I'm good to go. Oh
You can't free repent the pause of the bear
You can't a forge forge
Was is it still free? Oh, it's not free. Oh, no
No, I should have kept my copper dagger. Oh
No
Oh no.
Oh, you level up your bench to repair for free.
Oh.
Can we level up this bench?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I couldn't take everything, but I need flint.
Wait, did I not bring flint? Shit, I gotta go get flint.
Wait, what's the update?
I couldn't carry everything.
You just need to, it's the number there.
You'll see the number.
And to get the number you need to create like you mean leather scraps of deer hide
Yes, oh, yeah make the tanning thing. Yeah, we love the scrap to a deer hide you have
Come outside. I got I probably think I have enough
Yeah, I've 31. Do you hide so there's we play high now. Oh
That's that was the deer hide that I put in there. Here's the leather scraps right there. Thank you. Thank you
I'm gonna go get Flint
Yeah, this though. This is definitely enough hundred percent
Do we even need the second one if we have the third one?
Yeah, everyone adds a level
So like we we do the chopping block that gets us level two we do the tanner that gives us level three
Are you just way the chopping block you go back to level two. Did you just build a tanner and then you have level three?
No, why is it only counts because it only counts for one you if you walk over the tanner look at it
Because that's how the game was made. I don't know
Don't you so rowdy with me
Look at the little stars
If you look at the thing and then
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how to play we live team is not a thing
You gotta do a thing to get the thing up to that into that thing
Got it
Wait a minute watch what is this?
10! Holy shit, there's 10 everywhere! It's a- oh my god!
That's why we came down here in the first place!
Hey, you got to tell us your location, cause it has 10!
Holy shit, we're lucky, we're so fucking lucky, there's 10 everywhere!
Thank god.
Oh my god, there's ten!
There's ten everywhere!
And the spot where ten is!
Holy crap!
Huge!
Huge!
That's huge!
That is...
Wow!
That's...
Get a lottery ticket right now!
Oh
These little lizard guys
Wasn't got fat racist using a duck calling the forest
I'm head back to the base. Oh, yeah, I got enough. Oh, no. I'm busy. I got what I got one more thing
There's no flint here
Because this is a flintless housecape
I
Got 15 I have a 16th thing I can actually build a tana. Can you go the other thing I?
Need oh with the 16 flint I can so I need the 15 of the 16 flint
Well, I have not found a single flint and I've been going around the water this whole time
Not down one look harder fucking flint
Oh, yeah, okay. I'll come back. There's how much how much like this one?
Think ten ten. Oh, yeah, I want to get you ten flinky get the rest of stuff
Yeah, I have everything else just need to
We all get the flint. Oh, I'm hearing flint might only be in the meadows
Got me the meadows right now though. Oh perfect perfect
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, a big rat. It's a big rat
There it is the big rat
That's actually the exact name in the game for it to in the game files
I was looking through the game files
I was browsing the game files and I saw the assets for each of the animals in the game and they call that one the big rat
Actually I was I was looking to mod the game. Maybe make a modern to be a custom app
And I saw the official game files for the game and that one is called the the big rat
Right there. That's the big rat
Mm-hmm
Yeah, you dumbass that would be a bear
That is a bear sir
Okay, these guys, okay, all right, okay.
I think I have 28 flint, I need 15, 10, okay, we're good.
Same thing, potato, tomato, exactly what I said, exactly what I said.
You say, kind of want to see what this guy's official name is.
That's what he got into the big rat. I'm gonna chop my cock off. I don't see
Okay, bear
Bear
Okay, okay, I'm playing to share that one
Let's eat that one. I'll take that one. I put it here that one
Oh shit watch out it's a rat
I
Give it come on come on bring back now y'all bring it back now y'all. I'm gonna drop some flint for you, okay?
Oh
Wait, oh you ready? Oh hold on
Oh
There's Chad Flint they go oh thank god, okay
So now we do this we do this
We do that
And in the tanners here
You see the little if you bring your hammer out you can see the little
Little trail
here we go that work
but I would be really bare-eyed
uh back at the other base yeah fantastic at the other base
I'm gonna go kill this bear over here and then I'm gonna make a
I'm gonna upgrade my bear claws and then we go let's go kill a bot
yeah we get the juices flowing
We dig get the juices flowing let's get the juices flowing. That's what I'm saying
let's get the juices flowing I'm feeling it's time for the juice
I
Think this bear is like hotter than like the last bear
This is super bear situation, I believe this is a certified super bear situation
Yes
Certified super bear situation. Yes. Oh, it's a one star bear. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, this this bear is kind of giving me the business. I'm not gonna lie to you
There's kind of give me the business. Okay. Okay. So yeah, okay. So this is okay. All right. Okay. Yeah, okay
All right. Okay. Is that dog? How's the super bear situation super bear situation is quite dire
There's quite dire
Hmm dire bear
Sure basic waste is quite nice there
It's not it's not going super fantastic. Okay. Oh
All right, so basically he leaped up and with his cock
Flung me into the air so I couldn't press the dodge button and then reached up and smack me down
Like I'm LeBron James blocking up basketball from going in the net
Um, so not good. Not good. Not good at all. Fire arrows. Fire arrows. That sounds right. Fire arrows? You think fire arrows? Fire arrows? I mean that feels right.
That feels right. What was your question?
Zoom a lot of bronze arrows. What was your question?
I was gonna say you're not using wooden arrows, right? Or at least using flint arrows.
How do you parry? Right click. That's block.
will you right click right at the right time yeah it is the timing oh can I do
that without a shield uh yeah you can even do with the buff
Whoa!
Yeah!
Whoa!
See?
Hey, see?
Hey, see?
Whoa!
Okay, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
Hey!
I'm gonna go back over there and kick that bitch ass!
I'll tell you what!
I'll tell you what!
I'm making forward to it.
I can't wait to see it.
I
Head level might be too out of block without up there. Oh, yeah, I wait. Do you have to be a certain level of Perry?
And whether they're too powerful
Think so
Troll armor. How do you make two armor?
The troll hide that's why that we got to get more than trolls troll armor is if I remember correctly. That's the stuff
That's your stuff?
That's the stuff. I mean, baby, that's the stuff.
Have you ever heard somebody say,
baby, that's the stuff?
Baby, that's the stuff.
You ever heard that before?
No, no, no.
Baby, that's the stuff.
I want it.
Oh, you haven't ever heard that?
No.
Baby, I just got troll tunic and troll trousers.
Oh, there we go. There you go.
You're on the road.
Whoa.
Oh, that's nice.
Maybe that's the skies!
Ah, we're cooking boys!
Oh to my food!
Oh no.
Oh no.
It's late.
Oh no.
Oh no.
It's thorned!
Maybe that's the stuff, my meow!
Is that what it says?
You never heard that?
Meow?
Maybe that's the stuff, meow!
There's George Aquino again from the teleporter guy telling me to lock the bear in some type
of wall structure and it happened in battle I'm beating them raw.
Okay, alright we do that parry thingy again, here we go, okay it didn't work, try again,
okay so it didn't work.
Alright so am I being one guy?
So so my being one guy here is that what's going on?
My being one guy here. This is no such thing as actually is it as a parry
Timings up I'm here. I'm pressing it right as the attack land
All right, um, he's okay. I'm getting what he's too strong. That's that's okay
all right okay well you know that'll happen on the big jobs and I'll happen
on the big jobs sometimes they're too strong yeah okay okay okay okay okay yeah
okay you know what you're gonna do you ever do mm-hmm I'll see what I might do
I'll tell you what I'm about to do. Okay. I'm okay. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I'm about to do. I'm
What are you going to do? I
I'm about to tell you I'm about to go. I'm about to go beat his ass with that period. Don't tell me. Oh
So Jack, sorry, sorry. Oh
And I'm getting poos long at me
get out of here. Get out of here.
Alright. Our uh our thingies are back in business. Alright. Back in business. Oh fantastic. Fantastic.
How do you do that? Maybe at the end of the movement you can spam block a little bit to
quick release it. No, I think he's just too powerful. He's far too. Okay. He's far too
He's far too powerful!
Okay, I feel like I've hit decent time at the correct time.
Okay, alright, you know that'll happen.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Okay. Well just alright. Just alright. Just gotta keep on keeping on that's what I said
He's got to keep on keeping on
All right, he's got to keep on kissing you keep on kissing just keep on kissing just keep on kissing
Yeah, keep on kissing mr. Peanut. Just keep on kissing yet. Keep on kissing. Oh mr. Peanut. You gotta keep on kissing
That's what you gotta remember
when times get tough
The things get rough, he just keep on kissing.
I'm gonna come get the well-wrestled stash real quick.
Oh, I keep on kissing.
Retreat! Retreat!
Fall back! Did you build that tent?
I built that tent, yeah. I think it's very wise he hits you.
I'm telling you, I think I'm doing that, it's just not working. Oh shit.
Wait, wait, wait. Get inside. Let's sleep.
No, no, wait, wait. Let me try out this guy real quick. Let me try out this guy.
I'm going to have this guy hit me. I'm going to do a little parry.
Okay. All right.
Yeah.
I would love to just maybe do... Okay. All right. No practicing. No practicing for me.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go ahead and go to bed. All right. Oh
We can't go to bed. There's enemies nearby. Oh, there we go. Okay. There we go. There we go. There we go
Oh, thank oh the fire has been stewed
They want to hit because the fire
I can hear them actively throwing poop in our house
I'm
Here's some concerning sounds out stuff
It's me as well fight the ruckus. I I'm uh
I'm a little concerned about what might be going on out there.
What the hell are they doing?
Are they trying to break our spell?
They think they're trying to break our shit.
These bastards!
You hit me, you coward!
Okay.
Oh
Give me god thinking it out
Would you figure out I feel how to bury? Oh?
Oh
Which go try it on the bear
I'm very proud of you. I knew you could do it. My mind is expanding
Do your words pussy. Oh, dude, Tim cooks quick. Oh, it's cuz we waited over night
Oh, that's what we got to do. We got to load up the smelter and then sleep
And laughing. And laughing. You know, well, gimmick, the parry, you know, I've learned
it, but I haven't quite mastered it yet. Haven't quite mastered it just yet. You know what I mean?
It takes practice. Practice takes perfect. It takes time, but you'll get it.
Oh, well, are we sure that I can even parry this guy?
He seems pretty strong.
No, no.
I am not sure that we can parry that guy.
I have no idea.
I don't know what's going on.
OK.
All right.
I'm just here progressing.
OK, I'm about to piss in this bear's mouth.
I- I fuck the very fuck every other technique you've ever heard of.
I'm- I'm- I'm about to piss in this bear's mouth.
Stand back.
Stand back.
I'm pretty sure that won't hurt it.
It will upset it.
Yes, it will.
He will anger it.
Oh, well, yeah, that's- yeah.
If that is your intention, sir, I say go for it.
If it's angry, it won't concentrate.
Go for it, sir.
This is Mr. McGarney's said, wax on wax off.
Piss in its mouth.
I'm gonna piss in its mouth!
Let it flow.
Alright, I'm gonna go get a shitload of tin.
Unfortunately we also now need more copper because the rest of our copper is at the
other base and I ain't go back.
I'm just gonna find a new copper vein in this area.
That's my current mission.
That's what I'm doing.
Okay.
That's what I'm doing.
Alright.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm gonna piss in this bear's mouth.
That's what I'm doing.
You piss in that bear's mouth.
Alright, you piss in the bear's mouth.
Jersey Peacock said. I'm not resting, I'm not resting. Hey, that's the word for them. Uncle Sam wants you posters, propaganda.
Yeah, take a propaganda at D's nuts, poop nut.
Hey, man, motherfucker. I found copper.
BAM! THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW!
I
What are these great doors how do they ball what is it?
Terms me their existence perturbs me it perturbs me as well. I'm quite disgruntled. I'm quite disgust
This is a CDP ass moment a certified disgruntled in terms
situation moment moment moment yeah
oh yeah she'll make it easier but we can do that with bear claw
the yellow button down there are you having more yellow much that he only
ate him all down the button
There we go.
Okay, let me tell you something.
I'm at maximum power now.
I'm genuinely about to piss in this bitch's mouth.
Holy shit.
For real this time.
Oh shit, I already hit the wrong button.
Oh my god, one shot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay. Alright.
Okay, how do I get health back again?
Uh, wait.
Okay.
Haha. Okay. Alright.
There are approaches eventually we can make, but not yet.
Right now, we're poor and destitute.
Ah, of course. Of course. Of course.
We're, we're honestly only slightly higher than the grade one.
That's, we should be proud of that.
We should be proud of that.
That's how they'd be proud of us.
Something.
It's certainly something.
We'll get a little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
Get a round shield of easy parry.
Okay, everybody tell me get a round shield.
No, that doesn't work, because I got to use the bear claws.
It's a bad cause to do hand it
Where'd the bear go
Right here, okay
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Why do I see a bravestone of you? No, no, I'm still alive. I'm still
alive. I'm still alive. All right. All right. You. Yeah. I mean, you need to help with this
No, no, no, I got this time. I got this time. I got it this time. I got a lot of seals. I got a lot of seals. I've got a lot of seals.
I will not help. I will let you just get no problem.
I think you just shot me.
It's just some damage. Oh no, it's that guy who's fucking booping me.
I'll take care of the Grey Door.
Okay, I'm actually cooking right now. Can we use the edge?
Whoo! I'm actually cooking. I'm getting them. I'm getting them.
Okay, okay.
I'm not helping. I'm just helping helping.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, he's trying to run. He's scared.
Whoo!
Oh, he's painful. Oh, he hurts the body.
Oh, he does hurt.
He hurts the body and the mind.
It is a he's sort of
Oh nice stupid bear fudge heat
Oh my god, this guy's like a hundred days. Are you seeing this? Oh
Do we create bear armor? Oh my goodness good things I've heard good guys bear armor better than troll over trauma better than bear armor
I don't know it bears didn't exist last time I played this game troll armor was like the first great armor
Back in the day back in my day. I'm back in my day. We're no kill the troll. We stripped its body
We ate of its flesh and we used to see my guys to press
To create terrible things
We created terrible things out there than would
Oh god, we created terrible things.
We created terrible things.
I'm getting where the troll armor is better than bear armor.
Ah, so my memory's correct.
I just upgraded my pause of the bear to level 2.
Holy s***.
One more upgrade on the bench. How do we get another upgrade on the bench?
I think we're gonna need to get ourselves some kind of probably gonna need to make our first
bronze ingot to unlock all the shit that we're gonna need.
Guys should we go beat the next module quick? She was crack-a-lacky, or tabad?
Yeah, I'm a little more complex than that. It's a little
Where's that spot ya?
I don't know, you go find the altar and figure out the riddle
Where's the altar?
Then you figure out, it's random, you gotta explore
The first one was marked on the map, is the second one not marked on the map?
It's marked on the map when you get nearby, but if you don't have the fog of warro, it
won't show it I don't think oh yeah oh yeah you can I think there's a way to
get it marked on the map if you find another thing but I don't remember I
mean whether if you're using the bear claws the bear armor is better like
box at the stand oh I'm gonna go find I'm gonna go find the ultra but do I'm
gonna beat the second boss all right all right let me know when you're done
with that. We get to read a stone to find the boss.
If the map is randomly generated and it's fucking massive you tell me it could be anywhere in the whole game
No, anywhere in the biome anywhere in this
Forest no, no, no, there's multiple altars. They spawn all over the place
There's like three altars
And I'm getting poomsung at me fantastic
Sort of a default mode of operate modus operandus
You know
Okay, sorry I
Sorry got carried away
Carried here by the Valkyrie are not the first bit of this land. I have seen with my own eyes the halls
They may beneath the ground and the runes of their towers will the same fate await us
We know this is not it we've got past another thing I see something over here
baby inside the crib.
Did they do that wrong and wrong, baby?
What crap?
Oh, I've got an ancient seed.
Wait, where?
Where's the crib back?
Wait, did we pass the crib?
Are you just telling me that it's in a crib?
Did we pass the crib?
Can I have some?
Ancient seed?
cheese. So how many ancient cheese? I'm like a little bit. I'm getting where I passed the
Crip. That's the Crip? Not wearing blue, are you? No, I'm wearing red. I'm part of the
Blood Gang. About where blue I'd be safe around the Crip. Oh, that's that's what I meant to say.
Yeah, I don't hold on now. We have the only idea. She's a crib. It hold on now
Well, wait, hold on now
Wait, hold on now
Do I found the creep I found it. Oh, what am I looking for down here?
Oh
For red tablets, oh he got you got you a big red
Oh my god, they're fucking me
Okay, well it was a good one
It was a good run.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Well, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna live forever!
Oh my God!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What?
What is going on?
Um, well, Miss Jack, everything all right over there?
No, everything's not all right over here.
I was a gang bang by 13 skeletons.
Mm.
OK.
Well, you said you walked past a crypt.
You said you walked past a crypt.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, did you join them?
No, I need your help.
I need you to come with me.
We need to take it.
Oh, good.
We need to run these Crips block dead off, Jit.
You don't talk about it?
I can't do it alone.
If we're doing a drive-by,
someone needs to be the driver,
someone needs to be the shooter.
Okay, listen, I'm ready and willing.
I've just been doing productive, being productive over here.
Doing nice productive activities,
but I'm down to come no Jit dead off.
10 toes, but you gotta keep it real.
You gotta keep it real these streets, Foo.
Seriously, if we go dead-off Foo,
you gotta keep it real 10 toes down.
Is if I catch a jet lacking, I mean, dead-off Foo,
I'm gonna get active.
Okay?
Okay, all right.
Okay?
You made yourself clear?
You made yourself clear.
Okay, okay, have I made, yes.
Have I made myself clear?
You made yourself clear.
You made yourself clear.
Okay.
Okay, then let's do it.
I'm gonna head back to base.
I'm heading back to base.
And no cap, no cap.
No cap, heading back to base.
H, T, I'm HDB, heading back, HTTB, heading back,
wait, HBTB, heading back to base, HBTB.
I'm HBTB, no cap.
Okay, wait.
Where were we playing with a round fella earlier?
and I heard I have a distant memory of some jolly old fellow mm-hmm yeah I'll
be right back Santa Claus or something I believe let me text them it's distant
it's distant sort of a shadow it could have been Santa because I asked him I
said did you do you promise to get back on and he said yes and Santa never
break some promise santa doesn't lie
hutch is hibernating oh mr. wits with him over drink his way good man good man
he saved your mom what he said to my boy you just think all this shit
he was weak with it real quick
Oh, yeah, come back to the base we'll go.
Yeah, yeah, I'd say to bank all this stuff.
I just got so much wood somehow.
I'm just gonna build a shitload of boxes right here.
So we don't have to think.
I have a first time chat from Canadian Michael.
I swear to God, it's like Peter is a child trying to be cool in front of his friends,
and gimmick is his recently divorced dad trying to spend time with him and relate.
I don't even know if that's a good song to sing.
I don't know if that could get more accurate.
Recently divorced guy trying to relate to his son.
There's a lot to process there.
You know what?
There's a lot to process.
Oh, sheee!
Sheee!
And he returns!
I see what's great about this, Gibbon, is we probably have enough stuff to make him bear claws and a bear armor set.
Oh, sure, yeah.
I was sitting there, we were watching, and your text came up, and I said,
Hey, babe, I gotta go.
She goes, can you tell Peanut I said something?
I said, what do you want me to tell Peanut?
She said, fuck you, Peanut.
What? Fuck me?
Shit.
I do it again
Man wait, what did he say did he say did he say what he I think he said what?
His wife. Oh, he did not say what he said. I'm not sure what you think I said
She did, I'd kill him.
Yeah, and I would never say that.
She did.
That's why.
You definitely missed it.
One, set, my finger.
All right, so give me the update.
Where are we at?
You're so amusing.
You're so amusing.
And I think I found a better dark force,
because the one that we had was about three by three feet.
Stop using that terrible, disgusting voice
and it's going to hide my dream.
I'm waiting that by the way.
So enjoy one last, because my tomorrow
would be gone forever we have moved we have relocated you'll see us on the map
Oh
We don't need like that stuff but like or coal
Flint
Yeah, now if you see any of those things back there
When we really need for you to come over here real quick and I'm gonna give you a full
I'm gonna give you troll armor and bear claws and then I eat me. I need all three of us to go down to that
Crap
No, no, no, no, okay fine. You can have my you can have my trauma. We're gonna both have bear armor and bear claws
Okay, okay
Let me get you this job, okay
All right, I'm while we wait for hutch. I'm gonna keep getting copper because we're gonna need that brown
I'll see you see us down here. I need that shit. Yep. I'm all way. Oh, yeah
Once we are all suited up. We go back into the crib get myself a little money and then get the redstone
Oh shit, why wait are you bad-paced right now? Yes, that's maybe you can sleep and we can sleep because it's nighttime
And I am already far
Okay, forget it bear. There's gonna be a hell of a ride. No, I have the longest run in existence
Wait, I wait, I don't even see bear armors. Wait, I get one guy's bear. I'm not even exist
Oh, I love you had to pick up a blueberry for whatever that game reason
Gentlemen what wait what you're doing a reason there's an ocean between me and you
Yes, no, no, it's connected. It's connected. Wait, so he's happening so he's happening. Oh, yeah, we're under attack
I'm stuck in a hole and we're under attack
This could actually be bad peanut this could actually be bad they're gonna attack the walls of our base not just us
They're gonna attack our actual base
I don't have any of my stuff
Get it immediately it's out of the crib behind like 40 skeleton
Oh
My god, they're poisoning me inside the base. I'm watch out. I'm trying to get food, but I can't I want to die. I'm gonna die
Give it
I can hold give it was good. It's good. Give it was good. We're back. We're dead forever
Wait, I might be able to draw them away from the base, so they at least don't destroy our base.
What a sweet light. What a sweet, what a sweet light.
Well, even better news, I don't know how you guys got over there, and I'm currently running along the ocean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were on the ocean, yeah!
That's the right, that's the right, that's the right, that's the right.
Oh no.
I'm gonna come on, swing it, I'm gonna come on, swing it, you ready, boss?
Look, wait, let me get the rest of you, get the rest of you.
You're on him away.
You're on him away.
Can you go up to the map and tell me if I'm going the right way?
Yes, you want to- No, no, no, no, you're not going the right way.
You go right. You go- You go right.
It's a- It's a 90 degree angle between you and us right now.
So you run until you're back below the spawn, and then you go straight south.
You see the spawn?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck me.
I got a long trip, boys.
I've done all I can do. I did my part. Now, it's up to you, gimmick. Now, it's up to
to save the world.
Oh, I'm working on it, sir.
Godspeed, Jimmy.
Godspeed.
They're chasing me through the forest, and I ain't feeling too good.
I got the stink on me.
I got, I don't be honest.
I got the stink on me.
I got the stink on me.
I'm just driving quick, I'm just driving quick slingers.
And then I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna kill them all.
Don't you worry.
Okay, I'll be right back.
I made some assistance. I really could use just
They just even just throwing the pebble or two would do wonders
I wish I was there boss. I'm currently running past skeletons spotting the bear fighting little gnome like people
Kind of look like some at one G in the force fighting Nick Burks out here
It's his progenitorate, it's his progenitation.
He's been progenitating in the forest.
Hey, there he goes again, progenitating in the forest.
I have a gen- All right!
I'm going in!
Get back!
All of you, get back!
I'm actually doing it against all odds,
but I still feel a heinous sense of foreboding.
gimmick I have saved the base
and therefore saved the world.
What'd you kill one guy?
I killed, I killed everybody.
Our hero, do not call me a hero.
Do not call me a hero.
Do not call me a hero.
Because it doesn't do what I just did, Justice.
Call me.
Who said our hero?
Who?
I would like to meet the man who said our hero.
The world saver.
The one and only world saver hero.
I know what this ability is.
Hero, hero, super.
Super, super Peter.
Super Peter, hero, world saver.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's, mm-hmm, there's that.
That's, that's what I am.
God, Lord Jesus.
All right.
Amen.
Amen.
All right guys guys we have all chat said amen
Amen
Amen a peanut what all of chat said a peanut a peanut
Guys guys guys
Do tombstones disappear if I die five times after that last two jump I don't know
Oh
No
No, okay, they got it. You're not scared. Okay. All right, okay
Hunch gets his fat ass over here and then
Listen up chubster chubster supreme
Pocko Bell mascot you get your ass over here. So I give these bear claws and go down to that clip
We kick some scaly ass
Hey, man, I love kicking. I am fighting an army this entire time
Is there any?
Anybody okay? Oh
No, I think I just came across your guys's old house over here. Is this your house? No, that's just a spot house
It's fun there
We I've unlocked the
patterns of the bear
I'm guessing that's the shirt increases damage and regeneration but weakens you against physical damage
Okay, and then
Okay, and then the
Anything else for a bit. Oh, yeah loincloth of the bear
I said the perfect amount
to do
No, I need one more to complete.
Why, Pina?
That's just gonna need, that's just gonna need to bed.
Okay, listen, I'll make him a bed, but guys,
I'm making patterns of the bear and loincloth of the bear.
What's the third piece?
Because it says it's three parts.
Where do I get the third part at?
Oh, I need his hand.
Actually, I need to kill a bear real quick.
Do you have a bear over there, Vars?
No
You get a bear
We don't know don't I'll get a bad, but nobody no, but I just killed about 40 gray dwarves
So I'm gonna sit here. I killed 40 gay dwarves. Yeah
We had nothing to do with the fact that they were gay everyone. They just they would just work. Okay. Okay, they just
Okay, all right, you know, okay
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, if you were just killing the straight ones, that would be inclusive.
100%.
100%.
Yeah, that'd be shameful.
That'd be shameful.
Gotta kill that.
I do it.
You want to shame the gauge worms as well.
I could actually put a bed right here without destroying half the fucking base if you want.
Yeah, there you go.
Ummm...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Gentlemen, I am here.
Keep it in B, I'm on it.
I've been through hell to get here.
You could not have made that bed, by the way, if I didn't destroy this.
I'm literally looking at it sticking out.
Okay, well listen, I need to go kill a bear
Okay, so I'm gonna go find a bear a bear's rare or no
I'd say they're rare. Yes
Well, you don't need to kill a bear cuz I have brought gifts. I have four bear hide with me
Well, I need a bear head. I do also need that bear hive
I
Didn't bring any bare heads. I'm gonna listen as soon as I find this beer head
I'll be able to make this crazy armor and then I go get my stuff and then give hot to my own stuff
Have a 10% rare drop apparently
Yeah, wait you need the head for the armor that's armor. Yeah
Should we be worried about the storm?
Oh, hello there.
Your bed's the one that's crammed in the corner there.
I hope you don't mind.
Thank you so much.
You know, well, we didn't have a lot of space.
We didn't have a lot of space.
Not because we value you the least of the group.
It's just because we hate you the most.
OK.
Oh, it makes you feel a lot better.
I was hoping it would.
I was hoping it would.
I just wanted you to know that.
Um, so I'm gonna keep looking for a bear to kill with my bare hands.
Uh, I will literally bare hands because you have bare claws as hands.
So what I'm gonna need you to do next, give it, because kill yourself.
In the game of course, in the game, uh, so you can get back to spawn or whatever.
Mm-hmm
Black Forest only yummy. Oh
Please you tell you my seat. I'm gonna take a little team clear. It's tinkle time. Oh
It's rain. Is it we is it?
Wait, is it is it? Is it it's sort of is it CTS certified people? Oh, yeah?
I hate the CTS, but it is it's a certified tingle time right now. Oh
You can get into a lot of trouble if you don't tinkle during tinkle time
So I'll be right back cuz I don't need any more lawsuits. All right, of course. Don't want to hit the double digit
We can eat a bear that I can kill like a like like like hodge, you know, okay, have you ever seen a bear?
that's what I'm looking for that helps you visualize it is that help or no
I'm visualizing it visualize it okay I see the bear okay take a left guys to your
left then take another left your left okay now what take another left
Oh
Oh, I saw it actually be doing bad things times. Oh, no problem
Well, they'll happen on their big jobs.
You did not just hit silly jobs.
I
Perfectly dodge that and
Okay, thank you, thank you
You get the rest of status
I think it's the rest of the time.
We haven't eaten your food.
I have food.
I cannot believe that just happened.
Uh, how many different types of food do you have?
Have it all.
This is the gayest face. Yeah, that's what you're shooting for.
Right? Appreciate it. Wasn't that the one we were designing it?
Yeah, I
remember I was I would I had the plans on a piece of paper in front of me and then you came up to my left pointed at the
archetype plans and said make a game
What?
Oh wait, was that Gimmick?
No, uh, might have been Gimmick.
I think he came off point at the architect math and said,
make a gift.
Young Latch sent, my friend Tom's birthday was yesterday.
Can you send him wishes and curses in for 1,000 years?
Easy come easy go, now let's try.
First day in town, open with a couple of magical activities, Mr. Tom, magical activities.
Oh, what a special day.
What a special day.
I'm actually not getting the rest of your things for some reason, I don't know why.
Okay, well I guess I'm just not gonna get it.
Alright, ready, boss?
Ready, Freddy?
No fire.
Uh, how?
Uh, well, I honestly, I probably said that that helps a lot. Uh, give me what you like one word. Wait
Why isn't this fire it has 10 wood? How you turn it on? Because it's raining and there's no shelter around it
Fascinating
I always thought fire could be great pretty sure in every superhero movie and
or Pokemon anything fire is 100% always beaten by water only a racist would know
that okay yeah check mate buddy check and mate true thank you Murphy thank you I
know you said true to the water thing but I'm gonna pretend like you said true
to the racist thing I need I need rest and status and it's raining so I can't
get it you can't do it inside you have to have shelter oh it can't get it cuz
you're wet. Yeah. Let's try off. Let's try off. Take a load off. Well, maybe we can't get it.
Well, you're right. We'll leave it in here.
Hey, nice. Hey, nice. Hey, nice.
Well, I don't think you have a room to build a fire in here.
Oh, we got room. Look at that right here. Plenty of room. Very spacious right here.
Yeah, look at all that space.
I am now missing two god tier sets of armor out there in the world. This is getting ridiculous
This is actually getting ridiculous.
And I just had you know what fuck it. I fuck it. I just have to be my ultimate my accent. All right
Oh, by the way, if teammates are around when that happens and everybody gets it so we can stagger them
Oh, that's nice all the time. That's very nice
Uh, I'm coming with you. I'm kind of need everyone with me. Listen, I need to get my stuff back. Kill this bear. Get it. Come back. Make the shirt. Go back to the crypt. Grab my shit. Give it to us. And then I'm back to normal. I can't do that alone. I keep getting my shit game.
We know that your stuff's still gonna be there.
Uh, bitty, bitty.
Bitty, bitty.
I'm willing to roll those back.
Those are great odds.
Argyrate on you take that deal. That's a damn good deal
All right, I'm here
Hey first you gotta go beat this man. Also, it's a no-star bet so it should be relatively easy to kill and without the fucking
Rested but oh lord lord
mm-hmm that's tough dude the rest of buff is a big difference
are you bitch me right up here in front of me right up here so we have to beat
the bear to get your gear back or just meet the bear in general oh she's like
fucking here oh my god I didn't see him oh wait a minute oh I'm behind hush
I want something about a night
hey guys remember that probably you said you help us well I just named his peanut
Slowed it down.
Smeared it down.
Smeared it down.
Slowed it down.
That's what it is.
I love how completely big the fires are on these things.
I'm sorry.
A lot of flames up in here.
A lot of flames.
A lot.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm okay.
Okay.
There's gonna be a damn nightmare without this wretched but we doing it.
This thing taking heat, literally.
Oh.
Oh, this is just a regular bear.
That's what I said, no star bear!
I wasn't listening.
Oh, of course.
Here we go, alright!
Good work team!
give me the head and we get that all right so we have to kill another bear but
let's go to the creep first let's go to the creep first to get the other stuff
back that way I can get hot sauce shooting up I want to kill a bear really fast
if you use like a sword what oh I don't know you guys see please you chance if you
use a sword no no no does it no no well the question was asked and answered
at least we know yeah at least we know at least you know yeah and only gimmick
looks stupid I got curious mind that's what
everybody's saying oh it needs to be one star somebody said now you look
stupid hot potato hot potato stupid potato hot potato all these blueberries
score I'd like to think I'm in a lifelong game of stupid potato with
everybody I know oh I'm gonna dream control oh my god oh my god I'd like to
I think I'll kind of watch this being cherishes me. Oh, yeah, you should be
And they go to bed in the little al-khaida beds
But they're a case right under it
They're saving them money to sponsor you. Yeah
First al-khaida sponsors first al-khaida sponsorship first al-khaida sponsors
I asked you about you might just take that
hahaha
oh god
I mean
how could you imagine
because you imagine
everybody won't love you for that
but everybody will remember you
and they'll respect me
and they will respect me
I don't have a choice
I don't have a choice
that's right
Now
Ok my dead body
That's a one-star
Whoo, I almost got him I almost got him he's like one hit
Use blood weapons for a skeleton. Oh that mercy. Oh, who's this guy? Oh, no
Hey guys, we gotta get out here. I got my gun need to come out and save you
Did you guys both go in there? Yeah, it's right here to the right
I'm gonna have to kill all the skeletons. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's too hectic.
I can see behind me, I'm gonna be the first line and then as soon as I get really hurt, I'll come back, okay?
Which I went down here first and then I went over here.
You know, we can sneak.
Oh, here, let's sneak. Let's sneak.
What the hell is this bronze protection idol?
It's a bronze protection idol.
Whoa, this mysterious idol is perfect for protection
of the gods that can grant a powerful boon
or demand a great sacrifice.
Hold on, do you use it like food?
Use bronze idol on what?
Oh, you should hunt.
You can't use bronze protection idol on peanuts lost dad.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh
Get a little cramped in here to be honest the stewy me boys, too. I was running pretty fast
Oh, yeah, it's right out here. It's right at the bottom of this thing. That's where I stuff is right these my name
Is a ton of guys down there be careful. Oh
My god
Why can't I pick up these cores?
Guys, I'm gonna die. Oh my god.
I need to get back. I need to get back.
I need to get back.
I'm gonna help too. Gonna make careful.
I'm so close.
I got this. I got this bush.
Oh, I'm out of stamina.
Is the bow guy still down there?
He says the guy really scared me.
I don't know. I think I got him.
Right there. Peanut. Right there.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Earshoot.
Oh, Josh.
Thank you boys. Thank you boys.
One star over!
Oh shit. Shit. I have one health.
Hunch take what's in here?
It's it's it's why not? Oh, no take it to your right now. It's it's it's three buttons at the top left
I judge turn around turn around quickly the things behind those are bear claws for you and and troll armor
You see him control click yeah
for the money well thank you he wouldn't see the clip of the guy in Texas
show his truck and has plumbing business decals on it and then later was
sold to ISIS oh David we did my monsters to meet that I was gonna read that
No
Yeah, but I was gonna read that
You're not gonna like you that's listen, I know Isis is like
The bad guys I get it guys
But if you were to write your company's name on a truck and send it to Isis
Okay, everybody falling that would be
Like a lot of publicity and you would they say no publicity is bad publicity
You ever heard that saying before?
It would be national news.
So if you got a business you're starting, write it on a truck and sell it to ISIS.
Hampton tricks with the peanut.
That's what I say.
That's what I say.
And you know what?
Fuck that thing up.
You're small guys, you don't even need to be inspected.
Cut the brake line, you son of a bitch.
That's how it dies to stand.
You're getting free advertising.
You're not gonna crash and die.
Boom, you both went down.
Right click space.
Look at that.
That's the intention to beat Peter.
Right there.
Right there for you.
Right there for you.
Write that down.
I don't know what you said, P, but I'm in.
We found the...
the game I don't know if Twitch would ban me for wanting ISIS people to die. I don't know, I don't know if Twitch would ban me for wanting members of ISIS to not be alive. I don't know if that's a rule. I don't know if that's a rule.
Alright.
Ummm.
A lot of things in here. Did you say you had to extra set a bear armor peanut?
No, but I give him my troll armor. I can make some more bear armor, but I need the hat
Okay guys, why don't we the reason I came down here in the first place is to get
No
Let it out buddy
No
Forgot
We know this we know I know no the stone the magic stone
Red stone red stone the first I found it. I bought it
The next
What you know what
Oh
Excellent work
You jackass is gonna tell me you already fucking found it, you assholes.
Well, he did!
No, you didn't! Twice!
Well, I wasn't listening!
Oh, that's your fault!
Idiot!
You're right.
Damn right, I'm right. I can't even tell if damn wrong.
I like Garry.
I don't forgive you, huh?
Think about it.
Um...
Even funnier dresses, huh?
Yeah, I took this as you and everybody.
I
Just realized I locked up. I have things all right. Okay. All right. Oh, so now we're speaking great progress
There's more to this tongue again, so we don't need we don't need more done good. We need to go
Get the bear head and then the bar
Okay, how's he clapping I was jumping up and down and slept my balls against my head. Oh
I was jumping up and down and slapping my balls against my tank.
That takes a lot of, um, coordination.
Was I not using it again?
Oh my god!
I was jumping down and slapping my balls against my tank.
That rancid man!
Who?
I found some kind of...
Oh
We're probably three ancient seeds for the elder. Wait, are you serious? Yeah, I have to wait
Oh, wait, are you being serious? It's actually three guys. How many seeds is it actually the seeds?
I'm gonna get one guy. I think it wouldn't be this jsea 3 cent. Hey, how about a little bit of Tarkov tonight?
Unless you're having too much playing this game. Love you either way. I'm actually very much enjoying this game
Honestly guys, I'm having a lot of fun playing this game. Yeah, oh
Oh, well you guys need one more ancient seed. I have two seeds you get seeds from killing the purple
Smoky stuff in the forest easy. So honestly, we can probably hunt bears and purple smoky stuff at the same time. I mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely
purple smoky stuff you're the you're the skeleton spotters in the cave yeah it's
that but out here and for the for the little troll guys
mm-hmm mm-hmm and I got to for destroy the last one so I bet the next one will
give us the least one
apparently the elder boss haids fire fire called it's mama's slut or something
I don't really know what happened but it was a big thing so makes you big fire
okay okay a lot to lock the lock in I don't pack I was just finishing the
dungeon oh my god I see what I'm not even joking I see the purple thing I see
the purple thing it's already over we can find the boss
oh no I'm not gonna lie we probably should get the bear head and go all
Yeah, I got a little bit of a problem. What? Oh, these two poop in my mouth.
My inventory is complete. Oh my god, there's a troll here. Guys, there's a
troll on me. Where? On me? Where? Hand it bear. We gotta go help, we gotta go help
Oh, that guy that we're playing with!
Run away!
Lemon's friend, we are on our way!
Lemon, come on! Come on, hot chip!
That guy that is dating Lemon, he needs our help!
Come on, guys!
Oh my god.
I just found two more ancient seasons to hit that with him.
Yeah, I'm like 51 years old.
I got a very small amount of ancient seed for you if you want.
That'll happen.
That'll happen on the big jobs.
That's a generous man right there.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, partner.
Thank you, sir.
I appreciate that, partner.
You know, I always like a man that's willing to lend a helping hand.
And it seems in this scenario, he's my hand in order to help me.
And the hand that he's laying is in his hand, it's his penis.
It's his...
It's his penis!
That's right!
That's right!
What a cat and generous myth!
Ah, I need it!
Ah...
Where the hell is that from the boss?
I know where you are, okay, I got you.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Fighting them both?
I'm looking like... I'm going healthy.
I don't have well-reads, so this is gonna be pretty hard to do.
How'd you mind using your buffalo ring?
I already got it half-held!
Can you buffalo me or no?
Yeah, I can buff all of you, boss.
Power's not ready, boss.
This one's got a log!
Iceman didn't have a log!
Oh my god, who brought a shaman to the show?
Oh lord, Marty in such pain.
Oh, the shaman just healed him!
The shaman's healing him, not even joking.
Oh my god.
Kill that shaman!
Shaman's dead, got him!
You what what hit of this I'm dead
Headshots
What is going on oh my god
Holy shit, I have already had enough trouble fighting the seven-story Tom monkey with the log and then seven
dwarves so up
And figure my mind
This is ridiculous
It's dead gimmick nice nice nice nice nice nice
Like come on guys
Okay, I think I got the stuff you eat food. Yeah, dude. I had all three foods full guys
I use like kind of bad food safely do much. I didn't I didn't have all three foods
You're always up you want to get the bear has it which I do I'm trying to get the bear head so I can finish my arm
You guys all the troll had right? I think so, yeah
Me eat you I need some beans I need oh switch off that I said voices which is how thank you
Where's that bear at I don't know I lost the bear and pursue the
I need a bad bad boys. You sure see a better boy
It's here. I mean it's here. Let me tell you it's here. Are you sure?
Where I don't know
Are you sure?
You know last scene it was like right here on me
You control my back to the killing
Yo, fuck you go stammers. Damn it. Yeah, that's why you the red for it
Wait, what's white for that?
What's going on?
There's just a lot of readings back there. Oh, what a lot of reading. Oh
At least a lot of retox back there see we got no a bearish all bears right here
Yeah!
It's on me! It's on me!
Big cape?
Big cape?
There are 27...
100 bad guys on me.
Big cape?
Holy shit!
There's on me!
There's on me!
Bear I'll give you a bear. Oh
I'm about guys. There's about a hundred of them wait guys. We guys you wanted a bear. It's here guys. There's a lot of guys
There's a lot of guys
Hey, we should not we should be sleeping at night. This is anus. We got kill everybody kill the bear
Or we could just sleep and then kill the bear without 70 ads
No, because then the bear will leave!
No, it won't!
Are you sure?
I said for a hundred and eight, holy crap.
Oh, it's nice.
I'm gonna clean up these streets.
Where's the bear at?
I don't know I had to run oh that ship came and went well I was killing a bunch of small guys
Well now I am killing a bunch of small guys
Where's your bear? I have I don't know I don't know
Somewhere to the west of me
Okay, you just put it on me chill baby chill
To the west of you, huh
wait over there wait I'm the last of you I'm sorry east of me east of me east of
me I'm over the time chat rules after watching your shorts is why I'm right
holy canola what what do you what do you mean by that what do you mean by that
what do you mean by that oh thank god it was over here somewhere it was over
here oh oh here's yeah here's such as body it was it was right over there oh it
was right here I don't know where it went off to they run top they run dog it
wait bears don't run dog they jog they run and also they don't do that they see
the area I think. There's traveling packs. There's the alpha bear, the beta bear, the
sigma bear. That is a false. Yeah. This is all science. You can't deny science. I don't
believe in science. I believe in what? Um, elf feet. Elf feet. The Grants magical wishes.
Oh, Alph, I wish.
Make all water, saltwater.
I believe in undefined energies.
Wait, I can't find this bear.
He's there somewhere.
I'm going back to base because I am in shambles.
Wait, which hot chat?
he died
where's this bear at?
he lived
hehehehehehe
dude this bear never existed i'm certain of it
you're lying
i am not lying hud saw the bear we both saw the bear
bear won't have me boss
where where
Our last scene was where I'm dead right here right there
Right there boss. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, what up?
Wait hold on now guys. Oh, I see I see the bear I see the bear
There it is!
I'm gonna sneak up on it and I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna get its bear head and then once you do that we can go activate the boss
Yes
Okay
You know, it's taking up on didn't go well. No, I did not alerted. It did not go well
of
the
Hello, hello that machine. I keep packing away at it. The tomorrow's guy keep packing away at it, huh?
Wait a minute.
This is
I
Did a perfect perfect Barry?
You see that I did do that
Please oh
We get the head did we you get ahead?
No, oh
Oh
No
Should we just go try the boss without the the full set yes okay let's do that
let's go try the boss without the full set I think that's a wise idea very wise
I
Putting my leather tunic and leather hat in chess if anybody needs such things
No, really how are you your crap?
Your crap is barbie. Oh somebody just popped
There that was hot isn't it that was hot?
happen that'll happen that'll happen you gotta be careful gotta be careful this
world hold on I need to make some wait we need fire arrows is that what it was
your fire arrows fire arrows I need resin and wood surely we have resin and
And what? Yeah, we probably got, like, 50 of those.
Probably like two-fifty?
Two-fifty?
I bet you we have a million billi-
Probably, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you get the fire arrows,
I'm gonna go look for one more bear.
And if I can't find it by the time you get the fire arrows,
I'll just go.
You just let me know when you're ready to go.
We'll go right to the box.
We get resting first.
Yeah, three-fifty.
How do you change arrow types on the bus?
You right click them in your inventory.
Oh, it highlights it. There it is. Okay, I see, I see, I see.
Well, um, fire is not complete.
But you know, no rush.
Oh, no rush.
do you need fire arrows hot oh I got a hundred
I now also have one hundred I repeat
hundred fire arrows at my disposal at my disposal ready for use as I see fit
Hell yeah.
Uh.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wittner, Jock's trying to send um, slap my meat wag and he'll call me Rusty again.
I would like to request that you fit my ass to the brim of lukewarm concrete so my aids won't heal.
I won't fix your aids.
I won't fix your aids only.
Injecting money into your bloodstream will fix your aids.
We'll be a magic judge in here.
Last time he forced to do inventory management, I built yet another box of youth.
And yes, that was from South Park.
Not smart enough to come up with something like that.
Hmm.
I watched the South Park, yes, I've seen every episode like three times.
Just saw the new one.
And everyone honestly was like, it was okay.
Not especially about it, but yeah, it was a watch.
It was a watch, fast and agile.
Wasn't, it wasn't my favorite episode.
Amazing episode, I was okay, it was okay.
Is there beds closer to the bars?
Well, honestly, no, we don't need to say
that Ben's culture in the box, but it's gonna win.
It's gonna be easy.
That's it.
So what do we need to summon them?
Bananas?
David, episode of Shallow Parton, you honestly?
I don't know, but if I, I, I, I, I just want
that I really liked recently is when the,
the kid that has the same disease as
The kid is breaking bad. What's that disease called?
He's got the two walkers that that kid joins the the Krebs
ready that's
Yeah, Jimmy get when Jimmy joins the Krebs people pause it and when Jimmy joins the Krebs. I think that was really good
I think that one's pretty good
That was a pretty good. Well, I like that one. I like that one. I was a good one
Oh
Good one. How's going? How's good one? How's good one?
Oh
To be on steroids big I don't remember Alan
I think we're all comfortable enough and ready to go right yeah, I think much is dead
I'm ready. I'm half asleep boys. I apologize. It's rock. No you finally pop a loosey-doucey pop a little loosey-doucey, okay?
Okay, all right
Okay, all right, let's run
Hmm. Let's do this shit. You guys have your fire arrows boys. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be attacking them with my bare hands
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
I didn't make a joke there.
Die. Die at once.
There's no time to waste. Do not waste a single moment.
Because there is no.
There is no moment to waste.
I got the CJR six seeds right there!
I
First time chat peanut
No commentary
You maybe give your voice arrest of five seconds to start with the word for noises second letter as you third letter is s
Hmm. Oh, I can't play tomorrow even if I want
I'm traveling tomorrow morning and then back home
Yeah, I had a little something something for you back. I had a little come back for you
I think we're spain this time. I think I'm gonna go easy on you this time team
Fuck you, mr. Jasper. That's what I've got for you
Fuck yourself and then die in the game of course in the game in the game
Okay.
Hotkey for dodge and settings.
I've got the hotkey.
It's right click space, isn't it?
Did you change it?
Well, as if you could find a bad cookie lover
in the YouTube chat, he's a very edgy guy.
Listen to screamo music and dyed his hair black.
Saved half his head.
Very edgy guy.
Really edgy.
He loves saying naughty words in public because it's super cool.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the hell is that in front of us?
There's a monkey!
Do we get the troll?
We get it we get it the troll yes yes we need because we need two trolls each for a full set of troll
They don't wait. I don't want to I'm a lot there. I'm well. I want it
No, it's only two pieces is 10 10 pieces of leather per troll you 20 for the full set
It's a four-piece set
Yeah
helmet, tunic, pants, cake.
We have power for boys, you see how quick we kill this guy?
Oh my god, I just got one tap.
I was critting the shit out of him.
Okay, I got him, I stopped the shotgun.
I grabbed his dick and twisted it.
Uh, dude, the right-click spacebar, I need to
Just a key dude the right click space bar is not
Intuitive at all
Boxes right here
I'm coming back boys. There's time chat. I wouldn't be so tired if he wasn't so fat
You like that hodge
There's something else who wouldn't be so tired from the clap in your mom's cheeks shut the fuck up you pussy
That'll happen. That is a quite an exertive
Activity and it's quite a journey. This is a lot of orange juice
A lot of water a lot of orange is not a food system. Oh, yeah
Mr. Misery
Oh, so inside Dungeon Vulture, we're doing that, we're putting it in the altar.
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...
Oh... Oh, Mr. Heedie McDuffie, what's this? What good bad good, ah, bad?
He's taking my... What's he taking my...
Now, Mr. Heedie McDuffie, if you would mind, Mosey, I'm not over here.
I am, I am on my damn way.
I'm on my damn way, all right?
I'm on my damn way.
Oh, Mr. Cornholio. Mr. Cornholio.
I'm just so fat I can see where his neck clasps every time he talks.
Jesus, is this a factual statement, Mr. Hudge?
I can help you adjust the mic, so you can pick it up.
No, it's not factual.
Oh, damn it. Okay. All right, okay. Jesus. Okay. All right. Okay. All right now. I'll tell a lie
I'm a walnut
All right, there we go now. We've all got it out of our system. We can start
Don't get destroyed by this bars
Happen not gonna happen
Everybody's tell me that we're gonna get poody down here, which which is just not the case
No, I sure hope you're right sir, I sure hope you're right. We shot the case with I'm rooting for us
Yeah, I'm rooting for us
I'm rooting for us
Well, I will say that first NPC battle, I do not remember that first boss being like
that.
I think that might have been a lucky little break there.
Let's let's Rick it baby. I'm ready to run ball
Me whether we should build a bad that was fine
I mean we're not that far away here we go. All right, okay. Oh
Shit, I looked at it boy. Look at it
Where is his Puss yet?
He's scared of you so much.
Everybody come to me.
Oh, shit.
Too late.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
I'm gonna do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Do it, do it, do it.
There it is.
There it is.
No, boy.
First, it's learners attacks.
Are you summons ground penises?
You want to go around those, right?
Benioir walks.
Me mugs and order of arms.
I can't tell you these NPCs.
We're walking.
Oh, hold on.
Okay, hold on now.
Hold on now, wait a minute.
Okay, alright.
Okay, why are you out?
We see if I can go give them a quick scan.
Let me see here.
I'm burning them. Okay. All right. Well, I'm out. I've done all I can do. I've done all I can do, boss. All I can do.
You dead? No. No, no. I'm not dead, but I can't take it out of the head. I'm not feeling too good.
Keep them burning. Keep burning, burning, burning, burning, burning. What? Just keep them burning boys. Just keep them burning.
Oh, and it's gone.
And it's gone.
Yep, that'll happen on the big job.
I'm well, I'm deceased.
I'm Paris.
I am one with the tree.
Mr. Tree has sprouting in my ass.
I am dead.
I'm dead forever.
I'm dead forever.
I will miss you so tell everybody I was cool and a little funny.
If you don't mind.
If you don't mind, if you don't mind.
Oh, uh, Groot.
Mr. Groot.
I'll be your last one alive.
You guys can be on me.
No, I'm up here.
I'll be back in just two seconds if you guys can hold out
that long.
Can you guys hold it in for two seconds?
Do it all very best.
Hold it out.
OK, OK, come on.
I'm going to die.
Don't do that.
Get cocky, 3, 2, 1.
got a little whoopsie whoopsie I got my ultimate I can activate all of you guys as well
am I the only one alive no no no I'm not actually dead I'm good I'm good I'm good I just
go back go back I was gonna die there cuz I got thrown into a what I have
indeed survived
oh lord lord oh lordy lordy oh lordy lordy oh lordy lordy lordy
where's back oh where's back they get back there help a boy's
I'm assuming if all right if one of us is alive at all times the guy doesn't go away
right yeah I think so right right right right
I'm gonna have myself out the bus. Oh
I'm almost back guys give me ETA. You know ETA 30 seconds ETA 30 seconds two clicks out in
Bound he's aggony. He's keep ripping him up. I'm just gonna keep
Keep his attention
Keep on keeping us not like me. He's got a purse. This is personal. Oh
Oh, did he get your boss?
I mean, he's hitting me, yeah, I ain't dead yet.
He's hitting you, tell me, tell me what he's doing.
He's almost your hush now.
Oh, that's good, I need some time to meet up.
Oh, we have a pretty low guy, she's below half.
We are cooking, boy, we are cooking.
We is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Okay, all right.
I was just starting him for the first 25% of his health.
I'll have you know, by the way,
I brought some extra guys with me just to help out.
They're cool, they're cool.
This is your fault, P.
They're very cool, they're cool guys.
You touched them, they're cool.
Night is falling, we're fucked.
This is what you do, you don't do anything.
Guys, these guys are cool, you can touch them.
And then you bring these guys, what are you doing?
I brought some boys, I brought some friends.
I brought some other boys.
I stand back, I will handle the L there.
Night's coming, we're fucked.
This is over.
We're gonna have 30,000.
No, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
The water in this game is too much.
It's too much.
It's like it's made out of,
it's thicker than freaking gel.
The piss.
Shit.
Yeah.
It's thicker than piss.
Walking the water is like,
like God, it'd be like a cat.
Oh, I'm going up for the punch,
you're going up for the punch?
Yeah, I got a couple punches in.
Got a couple punches in.
I'll go back in a second for some more punches.
Okay, hold on now.
Things aren't going good for me.
Things aren't going good for a Goopa.
Hold on, yeah.
Okay, things are not going good for a Goopa.
Alright, hold on now, guys.
Okay, hold on now.
Okay, hold on now, guys.
now guys oh okay hold on now guys okay all right everything's fine he's just
he's all I want to go to beat me careful
call slow zero seven cents my brother Jason's birthday was the other day can I
I get a chance to explain the things I'm going to do right now. Sailing success.
Oh, I'm feeling a little glad to collect everything good, sir.
I'll give you one quick say to you.
I have an epic battle with Mr. Tree.
One quick moment here.
Okay, let me tell you.
I don't know.
Holy crap.
I mean, the field of charge is not helping.
All right, okay, all right
Okay, all right, I
Shouldn't be getting the short end of the stick with the agro here
Listen it often it comes around and goes around. I was me for
That was me for the entire time you were gone. Welcome back
I'm glad to be back
Guys I have one shot I'm gonna go ahead and back on up now bring it back now y'all bring it back now y'all
He's got
Right you're a really good guy. You know what got this guy
Okay, all right, hold on now wait a second
Finish him off finish him off guys finish him off beat him off beat him off
He's yeah
Yeah
Okay, she's got some random guy pooping on me very chill
Okay guys trophy and a swamp key a swamp key with your swanky
You guys take that head when you guys take that trophy right here. Okay guys, okay? Oh
Guy guy guy
Let's
I
Watch out, I'm watch out. I'm watch out. I got three swamp keys. I gotta pass these out. Well, okay
Well, you know, well, okay. Well, you can toss it on Hunter's grave. Shut up. Pass those up
But then I get pissed on one time I just melt
That'll happen that'll happen much got it
gotta be careful out there big time use my old thought I've been waiting on this
entire time inside the base for no reason
yeah he's got me gonna be small we give you some that on ten on back boys let's
head on back oh my god we got all my we beat the second how many bosses are
this game and we can sleep and then we can get your body you guys we beat two
How many bosses you got to do still?
Eight bosses, okay, that's not too bad.
We got two bosses down, six more bosses to go.
That's easy peasy.
That's nothing.
Oh yeah.
I completely believe in the both of you.
What?
There should be all three of us.
I got a long day tomorrow, P. I wish.
soldier godspeed
no way
no way
i came back we beat the boss
now i must embark on my own journey
oh no way
oh no way
ah yes
what a journey it would be
oh no way
but i believe in you
i believe if you take what i have taught you
no
i believe in gimmick
Yeah, okay, wait a pearl the pinky around the bow string. Oh
Yeah, see if your finger out for you set the arrow
Make sure there's nothing nothing tainted about areas on it. Nothing tainted about it. Yes. Oh
Take these lessons. I will take
Mildew smell on the grass
good night have a great rest y'all streams have a good night you remember
where our house heads yeah you're you're on there there's a little bed symbol oh
yeah I got it I bought it yep I actually don't oh yeah I need to have my
school symbol because I died three times on the vape.
Oh, yes, that, that can't happen.
Alright, gimmick, I'm proud of the progress we've made so far.
Two bosses?
Two bosses, dude, two bosses.
I bet you no one has ever gotten this far this quick.
It's only been six hours.
That's easy.
I will say we are supremely undergeared, but we can, we, this could be the moment.
This is the moment.
This is the moment.
I'm sleepy dude.
Get this fucking night time out of here.
Oh, I was seeing a little map.
Oh, we can't.
We gotta light the fire.
Oh, andretta.
Wait, we can't light one in here?
We need space to do it.
Is this someone outside?
Who said no lights?
Oh.
Oh, what is it?
Sorry to disturb you, sir.
Surely there's just a little bit of
stupidity to just fit it right there.
Oh, right.
No need this anymore.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Fuck Mr.
High.
Here we go.
How are we building a fire with
there's no chimney above it?
How do you get that whole
round of the game with Reggie?
We
we could actually smoke ourselves out in this game.
That hole is actually doing heavy, heavy, heavy lifting.
Here's what this...
What the hell is going on?
Holy shit!
Whoa!
Those are the keys we got.
I don't remember that is that how it happened it's well it's well how it happened that
Battle back there. I don't remember that. I think that's about how I went. I got you about how I remember running in a circle
for a long time
Shooting the ball
No, I know that's about how it went. We did we did this stop we jumped around and was a really bald muscular man
And then I'm a lady and then hunch was doing something too, and then we won
Mm-hmm. I got hit in the head that I think I got hit in the head back there
I think I'm just having a little memory problems. I apologize. I
Took a bonk back there by one of them branches
Did you take a little bonk little memory like a bonk? I took a bonk by one of them branches. That's okay. Oh
Here take this okay. Oh
That's a big key
Oh, your key is huge. Yeah, I think you need these to unlock dungeons in...
Dungeons? We need to unlock dungeons in the swamp, and we might have to actually kill the boss again if you need more key.
Dungeons?
Yeah. Dungans.
You should not build your house in the Black Forest, move your primitive face to the meadows you'll keep being harassed by trolls, grade dwarves, bears, and skeletons.
Oh yeah, none of these are our main base.
We can...
Honestly, when we unlock portals, I will spend time on a beautiful, beautiful new base.
He's gonna be enchanting open concept rustic style?
Enchanting open concept rustic style.
Oh my god.
What I'm gonna do right now, I'm gonna get a bronze axe.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Oh my...
That sounds amazing.
Can I have a bronze axe?
Well, no
It is we did that whole texture of the workbench is changed I just yep, right there
Oh
There's a guy warming his little nibs out on our fire. What where do you get back?
Yeah, that's our fire
Be as dead
bitch hmm okay I'm gonna make a bronze axe then we can make portals bronze
acts and then portals that's right there by way guys I don't know if we're gonna
play I know I put my towel that we played party games type of honestly
312 15 it would take us like half an hour to get the team ready because we like
10 12 people so it doesn't really make sense to go do that I'm sorry boys it
So it would play this registry.
When we first started this game,
I didn't say it in Discord, but I said,
we're not playing party games tonight.
We just started Valheim.
There's no way we're going to play five hours of Valheim.
It's switched to party games.
So this is no surprise to me.
I'm sorry if it's a surprise to anyone else.
But there is no world where we start Valheim
and switch to party games.
Well, you know, I can't a goop a dream.
Can't a goop a dream, Mr. Mr. Gimmick.
You know, you haven't played, listen, you haven't played Valheim yet, it's understandable.
Apparently the keys are not one-time use, they're infinite uses.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, there we go.
This is fucking shit.
I like Mr. Valheim. Honestly, it kind of sucks that the Rust Pirate thing is starting to moral
With you, dude. I'm down to
after Rust
After Rust, I am down to pick back up on Valheim. You know what I'm saying?
Well, I don't know if I'm really gonna play the Rust Pirate thing, because honestly Rust is it's pulling off the kids
But I'll definitely try it a little bit because I like pirates. I love pirates
We're gonna give out pirates like top three favorite here for me
You know if you if it's not your thing's not your thing, but this ain't rust rust I'lls rust kingdoms ain't rust. It's a whole
Are cool
I don't know this. I got invited to do a thing called rust
but instead of a map there's like a bunch of islands and then everybody builds ships and
it's a like it's more like roleplay oriented instead of like sweating your dick off and everybody's
a pirate with like their teams being on pirate ships but it's like in a rush server it's about
it's like an ongoing sea of thieves it sounds pretty cool i'm just gonna try it out see see
Steven's cool. Steven's cool. It's not like regular rust.
Remember he's yelling at each other and sweating the dick off.
It's not like that, boys.
I know you guys get a little tired of the rust sweat.
It's not like that. It's rust pirate style.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're gonna be tying that out tomorrow, boys, when it starts.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
That's what I said I wasn't I was actually putting on not doing it because I know I know the rush gets a little tiresome
When I was lost pirates I said hold on I said hold up. I said wait a minute. I said hold up
Wait a minute hold up. Wait a minute. Let's take a little peeps little peeps. He never heard anyone boys
It never hurt anyone
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Is Coco playing? I would imagine.
Give it. Is Coco playing Rusty House?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, you ain't gonna see a lick of him.
Uh, we can, uh...
We're not gonna see him because I don't know, like, Pirate Squad?
No, no, no. I'm saying you're not gonna get him on another game.
He's gonna be on Rusty House, too.
Oh, yeah, no, no. I know he loves Rusty House.
We're not getting him off that hunt.
But...
Yeah, no, he'll be on.
Yeah, we should join up below Pirate Crew
Hello pirate crew go and see what happens little pirate crew now you I'm taking pirates
Yeah, I know sounds pretty zesty, but my girlfriend actually threw me a pirate theme birthday party
My last birthday. Oh, that's fantastic. I
love
Pirates
Pirates are sweet. I love that for you
Pirates are cool. I love pie
It goes pirates and then wizards for me pirates number one
And then wizards are right below pirates
You know I I'm gonna say I love I love pirates as well, you know, I don't know pirate theme basket
The birthday party, but I love pirates
Okay, so what are we, what's the next step? What's the plan? What's the next step? Oh and then probably dinosaurs, yeah.
Pirates, wizards, and then dinosaurs. This is number three. 100%. Ah, beautiful. Yes, that's, it's good.
hmm every 45 year old man's perfect perfect sort of set of
priorities sorry 45 year old peanuts oh but you have no idea what my age is
oh I didn't mean to dox you know yeah just for clearance he has no idea how old
I am so I know you told me that in confidence and I apologize don't go on
read it be like he leaked it because he doesn't know I'm so sorry okay I did not
I fucked up I leaked you told me that in confidence and I betrayed that
confidence okay so of course that's okay I forgive you I forgive you mistake
anybody could have made hmm don't call me Clarence all right okay all righty okay
Uh, Mr. Gimmick, well, okay, so, yes, sir, we'll get you right away, sir, yes, yes,
chef.
So, I say, before we do anything, I say we build a boat and sail to that thing in the
trailer that we just watched, right?
Absolutely, but before we do that, Mr. Peanut, we have to build a portal, so we can sail and
then set up a portal on the other island and go back and forth.
I am moments away from portal technology.
More mere, I mean, I am mere moments where I look into my eyes.
Portal technology?
I am mere moments away from portal technology.
Thank you for all you do.
I have.
You bring a lot of joy to us.
Eat time, boys!
Eat time!
And I have discovered the secret to portal technology, PT.
OK, guys.
All right.
OK.
This should give us technology.
We need a boat.
How do we make a boat?
OK, you just lift your hammer, make a workbench on the on the ocean down there.
You make the boat.
I get the portal.
That's perfect.
I'll make the boat and then you make the boat.
No, no, because then we'll do the same thing.
Um, no, you may all do the boat.
You do the portal.
Yeah, yes.
would divide and cut that.
That's an idea.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Excellent.
I think we actually need bronze nails to make a boat.
We've got three that would get one guy.
I think that is true, but I have just got a bunch of copper and we're going to make a ton of bronze.
I already got what I need for the ax.
There is no boat.
Maybe it's called ship.
There's a raft there is a raft 100% I
Need six resin six leather scraps
That's easy peep
Got the resin
Leather scraps hmm
You might use the bars. I have to go hunt some more more
We fucked the raft, don't do it, wrapped his bag, not that one.
What do I build?
We can build a boat.
We can't we build a boat?
Yeah, the raft is kind of stupid, I want a boat.
The boat would be great.
Oh, there's four scraps, four leather scraps in here, by the way.
Carve.
It's called a carve.
Carve?
No, it's not carve.
Carve.
Oh
Now you see anything other than a rock. Oh, oh, oh make the bronze nails that will unlock. Oh, I don't lock it
Okay, guys, which one I need to hold a bunch of your fun tail
You so bronze nails, so it's 110 to copper. I just made a
Bunch of copper. Oh, let me keep this puppy burning. Hold on. There's a homeless person asked for change. Let me be a jack
There we go. Oh, yeah, okay, there's copper coming out of here
In this last chest, there's nine tens. You don't need ten
I dream one day is to be kindle Jenner in that in that Coca-Cola commercial
I'll tell you're gonna say in the passenger seat of her car running over people. No
No
You know what it's like to take a life
Hmm
Pepsi oh Pepsi Pepsi or she stopped like a like a like these like it was like two
rooms like
You really mad each other and then they were like and then she like gave him a pencil the guys
Oh, oh
Wait, that's that is
Yeah, bam got it guys give me my guess I I obviously just gets random dinner. I didn't know which one was I gotta get
I think it's, I don't know, is he gonna do one, you know?
Who's to say?
But it's one of the genders, yeah.
That was probably the worst commercial of all time.
But, wasn't that, wasn't that about racism?
Yeah, I think it was like, oh, the world's falling apart.
It was right after COVID, everybody was pissed at each other
and they're like, Pepsi could solve it.
And it's just like, okay, all right.
Please leave the conversation.
Um, uh, gimmick, uh, Kindle solved racism, so, uh, but she put some damn respect on her name, dumbass.
That's true.
You guys see this guy?
You guys see this guy?
Um, I apologize.
Literally ended racism.
I apologize.
So, what's with some respect on her name?
She just puts some respect on her name.
The entry books will say, Kendall Jenner, who was born and learned a lot in her upbringing as a hard life, where she had to really learn a lot of lessons about the world.
Yeah, a lot of hard-learn lessons.
And then, she gave a Pepsi.
She realized that she was the solution.
And solved racism.
And that's how racism finally ended.
We were thinking too hard about it.
We were thinking too hard about it.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Oh, yeah, baby.
All right.
Hashtag, thank you, Ken.
Thank you, yes.
New hashtag, hashtag, thank you, Ken.
Thank you, Ken.
Hero of arts.
A pioneer.
A pioneer.
You have a bronze veil on how good we could borrow.
I just threw it at you.
Is it in your inventory right now?
It might be.
As you speak.
No, no, it is not.
Wait, what?
Okay, then it's in the corner of the base.
You should have thrown it in the fire.
I'm sure I did not throw it in the fire. I threw it in the other side.
I do have it, I lied.
Ah, perfect.
I just expected the nail to look like a nail and not a ball of shit with corn in it.
If it does, it does kind of look good.
Not much mind-bath.
That's a mistake I will not make yet.
That's a mistake I will not make yet.
A metal mesh.
OK, let's set out this car.
Let's see, car.
I still haven't.
Is everyone guide me?
He was Crave?
I don't know.
I think he was Carve.
I think we need the wood, too.
And I just got pooped.
I think so.
Oh, that is embarrassing.
But you can move through it.
All right, I'm getting fine wood right now.
I think this is gonna unlock both the portals
and your boat.
Oh, Mr. C, now I'm Mr. Kimster.
I'm over this one, good man, good, ah, man.
Thank you, ma'am, let me thank you, ma'am, one.
Oh, I'm eating a copper axe, and then we chop birds.
Can I help you make the copper axe, or how do we do it?
I've already got a copper axe, and I'm-
You have the birds?
of birch tree as we speak yes yes yes I will be right back with a load of birch
well uh um uh okay I'll just wait here and do nothing I'll just wait here a birch load if you
will sorry a load a load of birch didn't realize you needed fine wood for the uh oh my god I just
unlocked so many recipes holy cannoli oh my god mr. wood give me your fine wood give me your fine
I'm coming. I'm coming. Do you need how much? I don't know how much to me. I'm just gonna drop off. Give me like 400 or something
some light
Okay. Yeah, let me do one more tree before I come back because you're probably gonna need more than 21
Yeah, it's a boat the point is a bit of wood
Yeah, you know, let me get one more tree for you
I'll give all of it to you and then I'll go back and get another load for my portals. Well you build the boat
Bing bang boom easy peasy lemon squee tomato tomorrow
a submarine can we make a submarine not the last time I played
Hmm
Out of wood yes, well I'm getting what you can make a submarine out of wood
Okay, well you learn something new every day, huh?
I'm not seeing it. I mean we need a different type of wood
Well, I'm gonna go get you this
I got one guy that does seem unlikely yeah now that I think about it. Yeah
No, that yeah, no that okay, you know that okay, you know, that makes sense because you know why because what would be too heavy it wouldn't float
That's right. Mm-hmm
I'll just wait here for you get back with your with your fine wood. I'm on my way back right now. I'm on my final tree here
You should have placed ahead at the altars.
Oh, yeah, wait, wait, you go put the boss head back at the altars.
Get this second power up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, please tell me how to get and take the head.
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't think you did.
I think I had it.
I think I had it.
I think I put it in the box.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
I got it.
I'm going to head on back.
Honestly, I'm going to wait for you to make this portal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Let us not be too hasty in this time.
I don't do it ever. I would never be hasty.
Ah, do not be so hasty, Mr. Penan.
Oh, give it, son!
Thank you for reminding me of the ancient ways.
Tie a wreath into the portal.
Bring us back to the center.
Oh!
You cannot ask the Lillebosom to brush him before it is ready.
A bosom.
Ooh!
Oh!
Oh!
God, the house fire, while it is necessary, it is annoying.
Okay, we're on...
I'm on top of the house!
Raise the roof!
Raise the roof!
Okay, I hear you need 30 wood for the boat, 30 fine wood.
the unlocks roll in. Any moment now. As soon as you pick up that stack, oh yeah now you're
too heavy. Wow. Wow. Wow. You look so sad. I am sad. I'm sad. You look so sad. I'm very
sad. I'm a sad fella. Nothing to be sad about. I'm a sad fella. I eat 10 deer hide, 80
bronze nails and 20 rising can you bring me on that step oh yeah yeah I can't move
but I'm gonna be a second okay all right that's a big order you understand
that's a big order okay I'm too fat to move I only need play I only need five
more resin and three more resin oh yeah I've got the resin I've got the resin I
I now need
10 dehyde
I've got it. I mean now I've seen 60 more bronze nails. You guys see some more bronze nails. I
Can do it. Did you pick up the copper ingots that were for pouring out of this thing?
I've got a copper ingots
All right. Well, that's why you're so damn heavy. Give me those things. Okay. Okay. Perfect. I can make those nails immediately
Yes
I can help you.
This is something.
Absolutely.
Look at you.
Pina contributes to moral support.
Yeah, I uplift the team.
I uplift the team's morale.
I boost the team's morale.
I help make everybody feel that what they're doing is helping the team.
And the way I do that is by saying help the things.
You're doing great. You're a very important member of the team and I don't know what the team would do about your wisdom
Your skill and your courage. You're a great guy and even better teammate
You dirty dog
I
Also give me the nails before you die. Is I gotta build the bottom we're out of bronze nails what?
Yeah, I can't make him it's a bug you're gonna make yourself
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, wait, hold on. I'm getting word on chat. Oh, there's a way to fix the bug. Yeah
Yeah, peanut needs to not the knot
All right, I will not the knot
Not
Oh
Triple not didn't even see coming
Too easy! Too easy, boys!
Now let's build this boat!
I thought surely, I thought surely there's no way we'll get a triple knot.
It's possible! The ancient texts, the ancient scrolls for tolling!
now I know the possibilities of this cool world.
I didn't get in the bug.
Pop on in there. Get those little footsies in.
Alright, a couple things here. A couple things, a couple things.
First of all, I'm being roasted alive by an intruder.
The ladder?
Oh, good thing you're looking at it.
He's placing his coaches to my back.
Okay, all right, you want to hold off.
You just real quick, while I make a portal, or are you going to just sail away?
He's going to...
He's going to... there he goes.
Okay, you know what? Go ahead.
No, I'm coming back for you give me I'm gonna back you had never leave yet. Yeah
Good luck getting back
All right, okay, I'll pull the boat back. I'll pull the boat back. Oh
coming back
Hold your horses
All right, oh my god, oh finally oh
Peanut we've done it
Chopper be a we've got it. Hey
Hey, Mr. Setsuit.
My mom came over and saw me watching you dot.
She asked me why I'm watching a talking turd.
I was so offended that I agreed dot gotcha.
Poof face.
Okay, we need better hold on.
We need more, we need...
We need two more cores for the set for the other port.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
All we need is fine wood. We can get that
Ridiculous the middle area
Okay, is the boat is the boat prepared the boats pay prepared bow, okay
This is
Oh, it's very soon here, lady.
We're putting these storage in the boat?
That's real, right?
Wait, should we sleep real quick?
I mean, literally, four.
Yeah, we can sleep real quick.
We sleep real quick?
Yeah, we can sleep real quick.
There's four storage in the boat.
There's a bit of a situation here.
I might actually die from being poisoned.
I
Guys, let's get there. That's okay. We're gonna take a little sleepy
We're doing it. We're doing it. This is it. I can't sleep because I went hold on there. We go. Okay. Okay. Okay
Supplies
supplies
No, all we need to bring is the ingredients for another portal because we can just go back and forth to this base
You see you see what's going on you see we don't need to bring anything
Because all we need to bring is the
Yeah, the portal the portal. Yeah, and we just come back to this portal
Bing-Bang-Bong. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Yeah, I'm already dying
All right
There you go, you want to drive this puppy you can drive
Well, I see why I will drive it.
Oh, right.
Ah, skip!
On the river!
You know where we're going?
Do you have the head?
Uh, yes.
Okay, bring us up.
Bring us out?
It was really necessary for us to bring up.
It wasn't really necessary for us to bring a boat because we need to bring the head to the central thing.
I feel like it's faster to just walk.
Okay, how about this?
This is the slowest boat I've ever been on in my life.
There's wind. You have to put the sails right.
What do you mean you have to put the sails right?
The sails depend on the wind.
Hey, well, how do I
On the rudder on the rudder you can do I do everything from there how rudder
Left and right I assume the left the right is steering wheel
There's a way
Oh scroll we all know
SS oh
That brings it up
That's just changing the speed
You know
See that we're going against the wind right now. You see the the wind wisps. Yeah, I can't change the direction of the wind
I can't change the sales hold on let me take a look let me take a gambler
Again, oh, baby. If you're going if you're going against it. You just raise the sales and then
That's not a paddle, that's your rudder.
Let him go!
We'll be there at the fortnight!
Ha ha!
Two months time! Two months time!
And we'll finally touch land for the first time in our lives!
Yes!
And she may go out to change the direction!
Maybe we should turn the sails. Maybe we just have to turn the boat?
You can only go the direction of the wind?
I don't know, but we are about to we have about to run aground
This ain't going one. Oh, I see you. Oh, okay. We have become I say you do what you do one speak is a paddle
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Well, let's run back over to the spawn real quick and put put the hang down
perfect perfect and then we teleport back grab the boat and
enter new horizon wait apparently the next boss the next boss power adjust the
wins you actually can change direction of the win with the next boss of the boss
interesting oh wait did you do you hold on speaking of which did you act your
activate your exterior yet no okay wait wait wait I'll let me do it I'll do it
to both of us oh you do have the head with you yeah just okay oh yes I've
got the elderly trophy right here mm-hmm the senior citizen trophy yes the power
here is social security tax that's right that's you get $300 a month wow it's
probably we're gonna get when we're out of that age I don't know if we'll get
any listen I'll be happy with 300 a month all right you know what you know
what you know what we'll do was you know what you know what we'll put it on
black doubling that's right that's the move that's right that's the move 100% 100%
I always heard that the Social Security thing wasn't gonna last with the when the when the
current old people go away and then it's the new old people oh yeah it was created and uh
all people are living longer than I think the original people thought there
way they weren't a long time it's still going I don't know people used to die at
70 now they're dying it like a hundred and five would they plan for that do
they not know that technology uh-uh progresses that's the something
I
Fucking 12-year-old
Everybody has it you know time on every has those days
We're getting political I don't think I think so scary
Is it the controversy says getting?
I think that's probably one of the most universally
I don't know that's weird of things
I don't know if anybody gets mad over inch to have a problem with social security
I mean, yeah, maybe I got a really small subgroup
Some somebody's always got a problem with some
Here we are
We're even the ancient seed boss we beat it we guys had right here. We're going for boss number three
Oh, yeah, this one. Yeah, this one. No, no, no, this one right now one. It's yeah
Wait the power of the force invigorates you you shall gather it's about these fast
Adjudicies you shall regain your own vitality should you lose it?
I'll be 10 30% chop 60% pig action percent effect your race to 300
Honestly, I mean hold on now. I
Is that with it a
We can swap back and forth whenever you want I
Think maybe you
Like if you're locking in on building you do this one if you're out and about adventuring you do this one
They took a good. I'm gonna build a portal here
And we can swap whenever we want. Does it does a time of reset when you swap?
You use your swapping see the time of your chance
I'm not sure. I need I do need fine wood. I didn't bring the fine wood
Oh, it's because I knew there was tons right here. It's these white trees
These whole white trees white trees white trees white trees
Stop right there your power affects allies who are nearby with the users so one of you can take each power
Yeah, well, yeah, but the other one seems so useless unless you're building a base or something
Yeah, I think that's for me. That's where that's where people who are
They're gonna lock in
Just put your damn
Here we go. Well now you never know
I mean
You should just put the damn question
So you build the portal
Where that message was and what would it be right?
And you watch 3, 2, 8 seconds now
3, 2, 1
Oh no
Portal
Portal
Portal
You don't get to choose what portal you go to
What if you have 3 portals? Does it randomly pick one?
No, it's usually eventually have like a portal house
So what you do is you connect two portals at a time?
So this one's name is poop the other one's name is poof
So what I would you would do is you'd have like a portal house and you'd have one that always comes back to
the squeeze it in give it
Squeeze it you so eventually where our main base will be we create a portal. Okay
Okay, until then yeah, so if we wanted another portal, okay, all right
would make another portal here you know I'm not like you when you said the first
portal's name was poop I would have bet five trillion dollars if the other one
would be P no you chose double you can't we can't even portal be is that like in
the rules no that's how you match them together is they have to be the same
I thought there was something against P or something
wait let's get rested let's get rested and then we'll go hop on our boat and
sailing faster than Doosie well yeah we I forgot we still need bears don't we
or is the next harvest set gonna kind of go away I need I need uh well I need
that troll troll other and then you can have the bear set I'll have the you
already have the bear set well yeah I see the next set of armor is probably
gonna notify the troll and the bear set all together isn't it almost certainly
you know yeah it's I we're doing it let's just let's get our rest up and let's
top of the boat sail across the sea.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, yep, yep.
Just need to make sure I got...
I need to build another portal here.
Well, I'm on fine.
No troll armor boat.
Yeah, but there's no way troll armor lasts from the second biome all the way up to the
eighth biome.
It'll make no sense.
That don't make no sense.
That'd be stupid.
Stupid and dumb.
And stupid.
You dumb!
You... oh my god, the cape is ten.
Stupid! My face, you dumb!
I need to kill three trolls.
Damn.
Three trolls?
The cape is cost ten.
So I'm not fine.
The heinous realization washes over me.
Give it, get over here, you sweet hoppin'obog!
I have to get the stuff for the portals, or we're gonna sell and be stuck.
We'll get the stuff for the portals we need
Well hurry up. I need more fine wood
We'll get some firewood
I'm gonna I am gonna go get some fine wood. You know what it's gonna be faster for me to just portal back
Check this out being bang boom. I guess you could technically use the bear
the bear stuff right though use me the portal I
Went in the portal. I'm getting more wood. It's just more of it over here
That's what's beautiful. Now we now these two are connected. There's no there's no problem with whatsoever.
Wait, I feel like couldn't you keep the bear stuff forever because you keep upgrading it?
But theoretically the bear cause to be the best stuff in the game.
To be honest, I mean that that could be the way it is.
And I don't prevent you from teleporting.
Well, I've got two 10 or
Yeah, it's the only thing you can transport.
No, but you can use it for a bed.
Oh.
So you do every once in a while, you have to make big, big old ore trips.
But otherwise...
Wait, hold on.
Okay, hold it.
Wait a second.
Okay, you come back, come back quickly.
Come back quickly.
Okay.
Come back as quickly as you can.
Right now.
At once?
At once?
At Whistle.
Whistle!
You gotta hop on the boat.
You gotta sail to the...
You gotta sail to seven seas.
Did you not just hear me? I have to get Birchwood or else we'll be stuck there for a long time.
How long did it take to get damn Birchwood?
Not very long at all.
I didn't shit. I said the poor one because I thought I was broken.
Yeah, Mech.
It takes more than 20 seconds.
Get the Birchwood!
I need one more tree.
There's always one more tree with this guy.
That's why he asked me to pee in the tail.
I was in the water.
I can't feel my fingers.
One more tree this time.
Floating no, it's a win say drinking high-drink shit. They're gonna get medical. I'm good. I've got the cores. I've got the eyes
Boosie being bang boom and frogs and isn't pussy
Hold on now that frauds pussy
I'll see what I'll see what I'll see I'll see what
Here you want to take 50 wood right here bang not really
Well, you're taking it anyway. Bring it back to Mars!
I have the required fine- fine- fine-wood?
I have the required fine-wood?
Is he required fine-wood?
I have the required fine-wood!
I have the required eyes? I have the required cores?
I, uh...
I need to see what I want.
I learned the parts that you are...
...iding Birchwood of the state.
Ridiculous.
What the top of your M-story?
What did that do to your inventory?
I uh, got the reports you are harboring buttersworth of the state
buttersworth of the state? No, this is my buttersworth
I have heard that you are harboring buttersworth of the state
This is my buttersworth
Are we going to the boat or what?
We're going to the boat, I'm ready
Well get your ass over here, damn!
What the hell is he doing?
Okay, you're just gonna die. Okay. Welcome back to shore. Come on, buddy. I'm waiting for you to get over here
What is this? This is how I got my troll hat.
Where is our boat? It's it's I know we sail this way. So we're over here this way
There it is you see it
I'm in trouble. I got a bear on me
We just want to be slow.
Oh, I was in the water.
Oh, there it is. There she blows.
There she is.
Ah, shit. I was supposed to build...
I am not a tell you this, but I...
Okay, bring the boat over to the base.
Bring the boat over to the base. I need to build the portal.
Dude, you just get your ass on the boat.
Get her...
Bring it over, beyond her, to the base.
I need to build a portal there or we'll be stuck wherever we go for all time. You're not have the portal stuff yet. I
Have the stuff. I just forgot to build it
I'm gonna keep a little get there
No, I have to build another one here because they only collect connect one by one. I
Hate you so much I
Am I am keeping us?
That's from having to sail back and forth and wait a thousand more hours. I
Did bring every fiber of my being?
Just bring the boat right on over here easy
Easy easy not even a problem
All right hop in Mr. gimmick hop in your it's been done. All right. Hey, let's go
Oh my god, you're welcome. Fuck you gimmick. Fuck you and your stupid portals
God yeah, well, we'll see what you think while I were using them
I'm actually I created a special quarter that counts how many times you come in and out of them
I'm gonna wake up tomorrow, and I'm gonna see 40 50 60 uses
40 50 60 uses of your man pussy that's what's gonna be yours. Oh my god, that would be too much
I would be a medical emergency medical emergency
Are we going the right way? Oh, I think we're going to sell
Kind of just I think we just go wherever we want
I just wherever the wherever the wind takes us. We have the wind takes us
The swamps minus one
Yeah, they don't sell in the swamp sale into nearby biome like black forest or meadows
Where the wind takes it we wait wait which way is the wind blowing oh
We we gotta go this way when blowing this way
Yeah, that's just gonna leave this
Where we came from
we're not we don't what what we're gonna go this way we're gonna go this way it's
sad
well there's a little fishies you see that there's no fishies bars whoa fishies
these little fishies you see that boys little fishies
there's little fishes welcome ocean welcome to the ocean well let hold that
Oh
Or maybe we stopped there no
Does it look like a swamp?
I'm not even joking narrow stuff there. There's crazy shit on that there is yes
what we have a limited time as soon as we touch foot on this to acquire these
treasure what acquire as many as you can
why as many choices i can okay but be wary
for our time is short on this tiny island okay i'll be wary
oh yeah be wary don't forget this you've got to see
Wait, are you pickaxe?
I don't think it does, we're all dead.
Abyssal Barnacle?
Get them barnacles!
No, Abyssal Razor! Abyssal Harpoon?
Get them red, get them barnacles!
That's gonna be like a super cool sword.
This is not an island!
Get it, the island is moving.
I told you we got to go that might be all we can do
Give me
Me
Back to the boat back to the boat
I'm on the wrong side of the boat. I'm dying too. Why can I get up on the other side?
Oh, oh, as well. She's the waist. We do it. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18.
I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18. I got 18.
Yeah, it's one of those moving islands.
Whoa!
Where did it go?
It's a moving island.
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
Yeah, I wish I had resin.
Do you have a torch?
I could be a torchman.
Oh, that's not it!
You see, it's a turtle.
That's an island.
It's a turtle island.
Well, I've seen a turtle before.
That's how what a turtle looks like.
I don't know if there's trees on them.
There was a tree on that island.
There was a tree on that island.
I don't know what you think turtles look like.
There was a tree on that island.
Last time I checked, turtles don't grow trees.
It does raise questions.
It does raise questions.
Oh, we got a land ahead.
Oh, we do.
I'm going to get another CBC while you sail.
Be right back.
Sailor
What that was so loud it woke up my wife with a drunken sailor
Are you jerky alpha loud welcome to port hot calm are you jerky alpha love?
Make now
Here we go. That's your baby for your wife. You're good now, sir. You're good now
She'll understand
What'd you do with the drunken sailor?
What'd you do?
Did you see somebody serpent?
Is there a serpent?
Maybe.
There could be a serpent.
Oh
There's why there's the monkey guy
As well, all right, this is the main island if everything kind of just a
Yeah, this is another dark. This is another dark
Forest is not where we need to be so we keep sailing
Maybe we should keep sailing unless you want to kill that
Unless you want to kill that that there
Uh, make a decision?
I'm getting this out of here, buddy!
Just back-suckin'!
But it's, uh, you know, it's a slow process.
We're going directly into the wind here.
You know what I mean? So, this...
Uh-huh.
We're going...
I-I just...
Okay.
We're still going backwards somehow.
Our ship is being, um...
I-I have no idea how our ship is still going backwards.
our ship is in trouble is the word I would use I can't hit the shaman because
he's under the boat and he's healing
Okay, I think just keep her back it up back it up backing up backing up
I did not know this way. It's going keep going keep going keep going
Don't worry cap will buff out those scratches. I
Don't know if we can go this way. I do it when we go is back to our island
I'm trying to make it go forward and it's not going forward. I mean
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know but we need to go somewhere because these great doors are
Assholes we actually going directly in the office shit. No, no, okay. No, okay. We actually okay. They're my we're going with the
This is good, this is good, this is good.
Okay, there we go, all right, we're moving.
We're on the move again, we're on the move again.
We're gonna head south and hope there's an island
like down here or something, good meme?
Mm-hmm, perfect, perfect.
Oh, they're telling me to fall on the coastline.
Fall on the coastline?
I mean, yeah, that's probably a good call.
You gonna tell me that's a turtle on the left, too?
Uh, I am.
I sure as shooting them.
Alright, it's turtle time.
Alright.
Okay, rhythm.
Is not infinite health.
Yeah, I think our ship is not feeling too good.
Okay.
Alright, let's go ahead and just duck right here.
Okay, there we go another all right just a little bit David was buffing up we'll buff it out no big deal
No big deal
This is a double turtle. Okay, these are these turtles are mating these turtles are mating right now
I didn't be interrupted the mating project
I'm gonna die because I don't have rest into my my shampoos be getting very slow
I don't okay just before this thing sinks get your stamina all right that's all I'm
getting go back to the boat okay oh yeah I got it off I'll head back to the boat back
Back to the boat, back to the boat, back to the boat, back to the boat, back to the boat,
yep, nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
There we go.
Nice and easy.
There we go.
I just realized I mined all that and it's sitting right there on the rock over there.
Are you full?
I'm apparently full.
Bring me a little closer.
I'm just going to hop over there.
Okay, I'm gonna drop all this wood. I'm just gonna drop all this wood. Okay, now I got plenty of space
We're gonna bring us a little closer. Honestly, that's a new island. So you're taking oh
My god, you dropped a 50 banger or what? Oh, it's like one tree storage. That's like one drink with that in this
the the chip is falling off of the
turner
It's okay. Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and mine a little bit more just a little bit more
I'll be here. All right. It's a little bit a little closer. You get the bottle a little closer. Give my little bit more this shit
All right
It's a little bit. You know, I'm a little bit more
Shit, I'm too heavy
You're my little bit more than shit. You mind
No, I don't mind
No mind
No, I don't mind. Okay. I'm sure you're a little bit more than shit. No big deal
No big deal here. You got a little bit more to make much of my stamina is up high. Just case you got it
We got a skedaddle and we go and it's got and oh hold on now hold on now
Hold on now
Make sure that boat's nice and close because I can't flip that part. Yeah, I'm getting it out. Yeah, it's a little stormy
Yeah
You will lose stamina, you won't lose stamina.
Alright, I'm just gonna hang here for a bit, just hangin' around.
Lord Ebbers is hangin' around, no big deal.
No big deal.
Chocobie, um, there we go.
Thank you, Shadow. Thank you.
I told my mom what you said.
She wrote me this.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You have no arms and legs.
Alright, can you hold it now?
All right, get fucked, turd mind.
I can see, add that swan.
Last one, was that you, was that part of the poem?
I, tell your mom that the poem's been fucking fine.
I, tell your mom, there's she had add the last part,
the poem would have rhymed, but okay, so.
I didn't talk to mom anymore, but kinda stupid.
Kind of stupid as this the pond didn't run on didn't even rhyme. I'm just supposed to ride
Mr.. gimmick yes, sir, do you think we can um like maybe like five land
and
they immediately
well no
no no not like that
the new land
yeah
what's it called
do you know what it's called
it's a swamp
it looks like a swamp
it walks like a swamp
oh yeah
this is a
the wind is getting very
persnicky
looks like a swamp
talks like a swamp
quacks like a swamp
a swamp
Is this recorded? I feel like I've seen this before. Yes. The stream titled First Time
Playing Valheim is recorded. Yeah. You piece together, you piece together. You piece, you
crack the case wide open. The stream called First Time Playing Valheim.
I
Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, you cut it wide open see wide open
With wide open
Well, hold on wait, how do you know the health of the ball?
It just doesn't look good
I'm looking at it, and it doesn't look good, and it's very hard to control right now
Oh, that's here's the wind. I think the boat looks fine. I think the boat looks fine. You're burning too much
Oh, it does have a health bar somewhere. I don't know
I can look at it with a
Blow half out but actually not as bad as it though, but you pay to pull up the hammer and
check the hell oh it's all it's looking good we're fine it's all it's looking good
we're fine we're completely fine it's not like 80% we're good we're good
okay is it still not the right island or it's the black boys
Yeah, where's the right island at?
Oh, yeah, gotta explore it, eh?
This ain't like some pre-built map.
It's every map is different.
We're looking for a swamp.
I mean, this could take enough with some seven, eight hours.
Would divide me swamp?
Ah, yeah, I'll kill just a little.
Oh man, it would be bad if you logged off and you slowly find this swamp.
Hold on, gimmick. You said seven to eight hours to find the swamp?
Seven to eight hours of just this, of just sailing. Yeah.
You're joking, right?
Yes.
Oh, thank God. Okay.
Okay. All right. Okay.
Thank goodness. You scared me.
You're starting to be there, bud. You're starting to fight me.
No, no, no, we're fine, we're fine.
I'm gonna cut, no, this way.
I got a feeling about, I just got a feeling about this way.
You got a feeling about that way?
I got a feeling about, no, not that way, this way.
Oh, wait, this way or that way?
This way.
This way?
Is this the way we were already going?
I mean if we keep going this way um say it say it then we'll hit swamp island yeah
I was thinking. We hit Swamp Island.
He's what I was thinking.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Good God, this map is...
I don't... I did.
It's sizable. It's sizable.
It's a sizable map.
A very sizable map.
I also don't know why we're just in space outside of the map
Okay, you just kind of move from the map
Really out here. Do you talk to another planet or something? Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go to the planet build a rocket and go to another planet you can't
That's right
Well, are you okay? Well, I don't know you fuck with me because I if you can tell it
Maybe you can teleport to the planet.
There's another turtle right there.
There is another turtle.
I'm telling you, I actually can get to another planet through.
I'm- I'm-Doll.
I'm-Doll.
I'm-Doll.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, hold up, what's that thing on our left? Land ho- Land ho! Land ho!
Land ho!
Land ho indeed.
Let's go check this one, and then we'll go check that one.
This guy looks like a swamp.
Where's that?
That looks like a swamp right there.
We found it.
Where is it?
All these dead trees to the right.
Oh, they haven't loaded in for me yet.
They're directly to the right.
There's a bunch of dead trees.
That sounds like a swamp to me.
Oh, yeah, I mean, where's the swamp?
It's a swamp.
Yeah, you have to match it with your distance.
I don't know why I don't have it maxed out.
Should
Both dead in coming you guys are so dead here
First thing we gotta do is build a workbench
Okay, oh you got rid of all that wood shit. I don't even know if we can get regular wood here
You fucked up. There's a house right there. We can take there's a house right there. Let's just take that house
Where we're where?
Just park right your puppy here. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, there's leeches behind us. He's just in the boat. No, no not who cares those things are gonna kill us
No, we're fine. We're fine. This is part the boat
We might want to abandon you to the land.
We will die.
Well, we're definitely going to die out here.
I'll say that right now.
We're definitely going to die out here.
I have a plan.
We're going to go right outside the swamp.
We're going to go right outside the swamp to build our little portal.
I can see we've got a little nice, tasteful forest right here.
Okay, don't hit the damn boat.
That's not, yeah, damn boat.
Okay.
We lost, we lost leeches, we're good, we can just park right there.
There's a house right there, T, there's a real house.
Okay, hold on, hold on, let's go here and recess.
Let's go here and recess.
Just a little, just a little.
I'm gonna go live in that house.
Okay, no, no, the house is a good idea, the house is a good idea.
good I don't use a fully functioning house too it was like completely built up
the staff mm-hmm okay
but follow me boy follow me gang
hello that mercy okay
There's a couple of guys here, there's a couple of guys, oh they all look too friendly.
Before I do anything, you go explore, I'm building this fucking portal and then we can move it
into the house later.
Wait, sounds good, sounds good, oh yeah, I'm just looking for the portal, for the house,
I kinda lost it.
There's a house somewhere out here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Somewhere out here, I remember.
Hey, I see you, baby.
Uh, baby, I don't know.
I said, uh...
I said the house.
Where was the house at?
I said, where was the house at?
There's every such thing, P.S. Dead.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm swift. I'm quick.
Baby catching me.
Mm...
There's a house somewhere I saw it, I swear.
It's visible from the...
Peanut, I'm dead.
What?
I'm dead.
This is?
Yep. Didn't get the portal down.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell me how to build the portal.
Uh, you gotta loot the, um...
You gotta loot the cores.
You gotta loot the wood. You gotta loot the eyes.
Okay, I'll build a workbench with a roof over it and
The we did not go far enough like I thought because all the leeches showed up
I ran away from them right into a set of Durham are
Wait, why would you wait leeches can only be in water much?
They were all over the the area
Can they come out of the water?
I
Okay, you don't need to build the roof you just need to build the workbench. I
Think they can come out of water. I don't know. I don't remember but they were I turned around there were 20 of them right there
I'm fantastic fantastic
But she don't even roof you just see that you see the thing
I mean tell me tell me the ingredients I need because I'm going to your tube show right now. What are the ingredients?
You know the two cores
The blue the eyes the blue the gray thing with the blue circle in the middle. You need the fine wood
And there's Durigar at our for fuck's sake
Fuck wait fuck is Durigar. He's not going good. He's not going good. Hold on. Give me shit and lock it
I got lucky. I got lucky
Our base is getting raided by the way fantastic fantastic
We're back we are absolutely
100%
Oh
We're fine with my wish I'm gonna get this poor down. We're gonna support on this. Don't worry. Hold on
Give me a hand. I'm gonna get this for that. I'm gonna get this for that. You tell me what you tell me boss
You try to be you try to be I'm gonna get this board out. I'm gonna pull down and we're fine
Okay, they're destroying our base
You try to stop those guys. I'm gonna get this board out. I can't stop that. I have no weapon
You get that we're not gonna be we're locked in it
It's gonna try to lead them away
It's the best I can do
It's good way leader way. I'll get this done. I'll get this done. You can't be much you can't be oh
You've got me kidding me. Are you serious?
I just got one step by the way careful
Don't get hit even once. Oh man. There's a one-star drug are
My bullets inside the one where I'm telling you I
Know if I have you more ammo. Oh my god. I'm so fucked. It's over. You just have to throw down
I can't I can't I can't get to the I can't get to the your stuff because there's eels and then I take the eels
There's the anodic. Yeah
And that is
Lapping boys that'll happen. Let's go. I'll be a big jobs
That's what we call a gg here. Yep. Yep. Okay. I think I think we revisit this another day
I think you visit this another day
Yeah, yeah, that'll be a solid gg right there. That'll be a solid gg right there
Our bases yeah our bases actively getting on destroy
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I'm naked. Yeah, I think yeah mobs that we only just discovered
Yeah, who have somehow got to the boys?
I just got my synth flat. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. All right.
Oh, beautiful. What an invention.
Fantastic. All right. Well, you know, that's a great note to end on you always want to end on a high note
I'm saying you want to end on a high note. Do I end on a high note? Yeah, so real so so real so true
You want to end on a high note? That's what you want to end it. That's what you want to end it
You're not gonna lie to you. I was about to clutch. I was about to clutch that portal placement when
When a second bow guy came and fingered my my butthole
And I almost had it too. I almost had it. I I honestly thought you had that portal down easy
I didn't think the swamp was that hard. I got a bunch of rest made it and so I went out looking for the house and
Then you were dead so I came on back and well you let me taste some big big my butthole got fingered my butthole got fingered and
Well, you know that and that's even that story I see that story
All we have to do, all we have to do to get our bodies back, is recreate, actually, I think we're truly fucked.
We have to re-rebeat the first boss to get the antler, to get a pickaxe, to be able to get more copper and tin.
PCAP sent. Hi, Mr. Peanut. I just wanted to say your streams generally make me days better.
I appreciate the laughs. Positivity. You make a big difference. Love you.
Uh, any time, bud. Any time, bud. Any time. Would you mind repeating all the sense we have to do?
All right. All we have to do is get enough gear together to be able to beat the first boss again.
Okay. In order to get its antler. Okay. So that we can get a pickaxe that's capable of mining copper and tin.
Okay, so that we can get eight more bronze. Okay in order to make a bronze axe in order
to get the wood to build the boat and make and and get three more bronze in order to make the nails
to get the boat and so
Honestly, it's not a big deal. It'll only take probably about like three and a half to four
Can I pitch you something else?
uh-huh
Next time you play
Hodge to end job
Uses his stuff. We build just a raft instead of a boat sail back on a stop
That's true
That will save us some time. He does have the pickaxe
We will still need to need to build a new bronze axe and new bronze nails, which was
Nails for the raft oh
Oh for the raft after the wrong oh we could just build a wrap you could just go to rap
And that would also take us about four hours, but we could do that
Apparently oh hutch also died right before he got
But his well, oh we can just do his body his body's at the boss. Let's go loot his body right now. Oh
I
Just logged off. I thought you we were done. Yeah, I logged off. That's that's what yeah
I'm saying next time. Thanks. Next time if we wanted to save that
That's what we would do. That's what we do. Easy. That's what we do. That's what we do. That's what we do
Okay, you have the game plan. That's that's what's most important. We have the game play moments. It was good
I'm gonna hop on that pirate, uh, pirate event tomorrow and we're gonna be pirates, we're
gonna be pirates, and we're gonna, and we're gonna sail the seven seas and stuff like that.
God damn right, God damn right.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic, what a sweet treat, what a sweet little delight, have a good night
Mr. Gimmick, good night my boy.
Farewell sir, farewell.
Well, farewell, Mr. Gimmick, farewell.
All right, boys, I'm getting up.
I'm getting up.
What game now?
No game, it's called the game of sleep.
The game of burger and sleep.
Little bit of burger, little bit of sleep.
Getting up already, read some more, getting up already.
We're 28 minutes past the streaming time, boys.
We tell, what do you mean?
the game it's free except for those with insomnia or paralysis demons those
guys have to pay doctors for pills but for most people it is free boys boys
tomorrow tomorrow we're starting a big event I don't I highly doubt I'm doing
the whole time apparently that's like a 10-day event I don't think I'm playing
rush for 10 days I don't think I'm even paying rush for a quarter of that I'm
I'm probably gonna do one day, maybe two days
of the pirate rush thing, and only because it's pirates.
And I love pirates.
That's what we'll do tomorrow, boys.
Rust Isles, I'll see you boys tomorrow.
I'm gonna grab gimmick and cocoa.
I think Hutch is even joining.
It's gonna be a blast.
It's gonna be, it's gonna, I, I,
Lasty.
It's gonna be a,
a,
I can't, I don't know what pirates say when they're having a great time. It's gonna be it's it's
It's gonna be a
Davey Jones
Davey Jones
See, but you know what pirates say when they're gonna have a blast
That's...
Yarrrr!
That, yarrrr!
That's what it's gonna be like.
That's what, bootyless, yeah bootylesses.
It's gonna be bootylesses.
Yarrrr!
It's what it's gonna be like.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And that's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing, boys.
That's what we're doing.
Boys, I'm glad to be back, gentlemen.
I'm not taking your vacations anytime soon.
Again, it was too long. It was too long. I'm here for the long haul. Don't you worry boys?
Papa peanuts not going nowhere, but I'm hopping off boys. I'm hopping off. I'm getting tasty burgers. Take a quick nap
And I'll be back. I'll see you boys tomorrow. I'll see you boys tomorrow lickety-split. You have a lickety-split
What time you getting on? Well, probably regular time, probably 6 p.m. CT. I'll check in.
And honestly when I wake up, we'll come over
and I'll check out the rush styles and see what's going on.
Maybe I'll put a little early.
Short streams if we go on a big show.
No, I think the job will be regular.
Regular stuff.
I should maybe do some Vlog ones, baby.
What are the new hours?
Well, we change like three weeks scope
and there's six PM CT to one AM, boys.
CT, central time, not your pussy,
east coast and west coast time.
Central time is the man's time.
That's where men do work.
That's where work gets done.
All right, goodnight everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Have a good night, everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight.
Goodnight, everybody.
Have a good night.
Goodnight now, gang.
Goodnight, everybody.
Goodnight now, gang.
Rest up, rest easy now, boys.
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