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VALHEIM | w/ HutchMF | 2/8 BOSSES DEFEATED | BEATING THE GAME TONIGHT | #BUNGULATE
09-25-2026 · 7h 30m
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You're too well-suited, because it's time to go fucking soon.
I'm afraid of the pain.
I don't know who's gonna be the fucking guy.
You're not the one that's gonna go.
All right.
Lucy was trying to slip away from me.
Oh, no, I was just trying to slip it away.
It was trying to slip away from me. I didn't let it. I caught it.
I caught it? How are you buckling through this?
Fine! Fuck a fan Friday, gentlemen!
No, no, no! Stop saying, pick me in the chat and me, me, me!
Guys, you know it is completely at random.
It is completely at random, guys!
No, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
It's at random, it's at random!
The fan I pick, I'll be laying it down long dick style!
But it's completely at random, gentlemen!
I'm gonna rock your world. I'm gonna rock your world. I'm gonna pick you up in the finest Italian restaurant
I'm gonna get you a cigar, an Italian cigar. They're like skinnier, I think. I'm honestly just making all this up
Don't even Google it. I'm gonna get you the finest bottle of wine. I'm saying waiter
Waiter, waiter!
Waiter!
Your finest bottle of wine from Monsour here, who I will be fucking later
And then I'm gonna take you to the
That's about it and then the yeah, then you know the rest and then you know the rest
But oh, but it was a fuck of fan Friday will not be selected until the end of the stream
It's what a special day what a special day it is what an exhilarating day
hours a day, six days a week, I was able to kind of change it up a little bit. It's a
lot easier on the eyes now. Do I still look good? Do I still look sexy? Do I still look
sexy? Do I still look sexy? Because I had to change the lighting a bit. Do I still look
sexy? Do I still look sexy? Oh, no, Tommy. Tommy, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I'm being objectified. That's it. I'm going on Twitter.
That's it. I'm going on Twitter. I've been objectified. I've been objectified. You're just here for my body.
You should be here for my mind! You should be here for my mind! I am very intelligent,
It's very smart, not just my body.
You will deal with that later, you sick fox.
We will deal with that later.
Do not think you've heard the end of this.
Do not think you've heard the end of,
you objectified me for my body.
Do not think it's been the end of this.
It's not.
Oh, well, Hutch actually left the, hold on.
She's gonna go, Hutch is an idiot.
Hold on, wait a second.
Okay, there we go.
I'm gonna drag him back in.
I'm gonna drag him back in.
And also, Mr.
Mr. Hutch is here!
Mr. Hutch!
Hello, P!
How you doing, Mr. Hodge?
Another beautiful day, isn't it?
It's a beautiful day.
Let me take some hot.
Let me take some hot.
I feel good today.
I still had to get out.
I was still a little bit tired.
These last two days, because of the litigation,
whatever I'm doing.
I'm feeling, I think I'm fully back up to maximum power.
I'm feeling good today.
I'm feeling good today.
Oh.
Fuck, yeah.
What a beautiful day it is.
What a beautiful day it is, Mr. Hodge.
Unfortunately, two things, by the way.
I know our original trio of beating the game.
I didn't really want to change up because I wanted to see if we could do it all together.
Mr. gimmick will not be joining us tonight.
He's obsessed with the Rust event, which honestly, it was a little bit too much RP for me,
so I'm going to wait a couple of days before I go back.
I've got to figure it out for you, Balls.
Yeah, I'm going to wait like five or six days, six or seven days,
and then I'm going to come back when it's a lot more action.
But the first day, I'll tell you, we were just walking around talking to people,
the whole day which I know I'm chillin I'm cool with but seven hours I'm just
straight talking is not what I tell you yeah so that's the plan it's just you
and me big man but let me teach them a starch we have two bosses down and we
are beating the whole game tonight no except Wilson's 22 you have such a way
with words six more bosses i think so right eight eight total bosses right
holy shit that's nothing that is nothing that is nothing we will be someone
destroy my bed to make a fire
What? No, I can't sleep someone destroyed my bed to make a fire. No
I don't know. We'll find them. We'll find them. I'll let you know if I see anything in these suspicious characters
It's just Mrs. Characters
Well, let me let me let me fill you out because you went you kind of left an hour early last time
Let me fill you up what happened, okay?
right because we kind of have a problem we have to solve right now I'm not gonna
lie to you so you went off and died but you died pretty close we can go get your
stuff which is the good part the bad part is is that we built a boat which
requires very high level items that we can't get back so actually without you
here we would have to basically restart the whole game go beat the previous
bosses and everything because me and gimmick built the boat sailed across the
entire ocean and then died before we built a portal or a bed so all of our
stuff which we can build a boat and tell you my level items so thank God you
still have your items let's go get them that's step one that's step one step one
and full effect step one full effect I believe it was to the southeast was it
oh don't go to those over to those yeah we're also gonna figure out how to build
portals because gimmick was the only one that knew how to build portals was it
but are you wasn't in south east you died next to box I see a skull right here
okay you take that one but nothing's here so let's go to the other one yeah
bill you can press M and then right click on her skull it'll delete it
permanent no one do that well just if you check one it's not there you mean
yeah just do we have tons of guys are slanging poop and that's right now I
don't know if you should yeah hot during the night yeah if I had my head we
could have slept I well I can just give you gimmicks bad oh yeah yep you should
That would have worked. That would be that's probably what we should have done
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We are yeah, that'll happen. They'll have it on the big jobs
having the best of us
Game is too big to have 4k taxes is there 4k taxes. I just got hit with shit. Oh, well, that's okay. That's okay
We'll wipe it off you I got a rag back at the base. I could clean you off
Thank God
Are you going for a while
I think so.
Day 13, there's a death symbol over there.
I don't know how I, I mean, yeah, that's the only scroll.
Well, yeah, oh, that's a good thing.
Day 13 is the biggest day on the map.
The latest day, yeah.
It's gotta be it.
Well, I'm thinking, I'm hoping it's still there.
What's the chances it disappeared?
We guys just stuff disappeared?
The server has been running the whole time
we've been gone for like two days.
I don't know.
Oh, it might be cool.
No, I think we'll just not disappear.
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
You're too...
Okay.
I'm telling you, without your items down here, we would literally have to basically reset
the whole game, because we're going to beat the other monsters again.
This is not a whole, whole thing.
There you go.
Nice.
At least you have a pickaxe, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got the rest of stuff.
Oh, my God.
For me to check, we got to get out of here much.
Why don't you dare not?
Don't you dare not?
I got the rest of your stuff.
I got the rest of your stuff.
You got back to me, the ultimate.
You got to go.
Oh, good heavens.
The locals are getting risky massage.
Oh, you are your piece to Bob.
Oh, your piece to Bob.
I had to take him out.
I had to take him out.
I had to take him out.
I had to take him out.
Oh, you all you piece them up. Oh, you piece them. I had to take them out. I take them out. Take them out.
They saw me. Oh, yeah, what?
Gimmick built a portal from our base to the the beginning of the map, but then you saw that second portal that he ran through
They didn't do nothing. Yeah, so what he did was he built that portal and
Then we sailed across the seas when we were gonna build another portal
But he wasn't able to build it. We have to find his body build the portal and then connect it
But I need to sometimes a word phrase that's on it like poop
And I'm not
Yeah, is there anyone in check what word phrase on a portal guys like I know the first one was poop poop
But I don't know what the second one was. He never told me the secrets
You just look at it secrets from the group. You see I was keeping secrets from the group
I
Call my clothes that I don't know where my clothes all I I have troll leather trousers and how leather help with the left of that body
You go okay? Oh
Hey, you want to take this and this
Master master game peanut master game peanut fermented meat
peanut the sock
Oh, Master gave me the talk!
You should take this axe as well. I'll just kill shit.
Great.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
That's too fast, too fast.
Oh, apparently it was Poopy with the second name for the second portal, Poopy.
The gimmick is so complex with his thinking, I'll tell ya.
His mind is like an enigma.
You never know what's going on in there.
it's really up in the air every time he starts thinking about something you
never know what he's thinking about I was thinking about reporting his full
first and last name of the FBI for potential terrorism this is like a
funny prank take it to safe bet yeah safe bet 50-50 shot 50-50 but where's our
base at I don't think we have our base mine to the right
Oh my gosh, there's a thousand of them.
I was gonna say, Pete, you know, I did see a game that looked really fun to play.
Obviously not tonight, but one day this week.
And it's called Scam with Friends. Have you seen it?
Scam with... Oh, I feel like I've heard of that.
You know, when you're in a call center, you know Scam's most people wins?
I feel like that's um a risky a game
It's a risky game my boy risky game
I'll be telling the ladies and not redeem the card and
She'll be saying something or whatever then
We don't read the card
Is it over here?
Yeah, right over here.
Oh, I see the bed.
You guys see the bed?
Poop.
Poopy Poop.
That happened.
Did you just send $250 super chats to save poop and poopy poop?
Incredible.
Incredible.
Okay.
Well, I actually sent the portal.
Damn it, Jack!
So are we going through this portal?
No.
We go through this portal. No, I know I was just meeting Zach super chance
Then we're boob and booby-boob, and I actually went to the portal
Thank you, Mr. Zach very wise of you very wise of you sir
Here we go, okay, we have to check the name on this one. It's yeah, it's B
It's P
Okay, all right, okay. All right, let's reach on.
All right, now what we have to do...
First, I'll teach you a bad thing here.
I mean, you know what? You wouldn't hammer it.
Uh, no, I gave my wooden hammer to you, but I'd craft one.
Make craft one?
Oh, yeah, craft one real quick, and then pick up his bag,
put it back down, and then set it at your spot point.
Then, you have to use your pickaxe to get bronze nails to make a new boat.
boat. Oh, I pick up his bed. Yes.
Yes. Yes. You know what? I'm going to do that. Thank you sir. There's a hammer
balls. Oh, well, I lost him. Oh, everybody. I have it. I have it. Yeah.
Here we go. There you go. Is it that is my point? Why are we shaking? We were shaking.
I'm not shaking.
I was shaking. I'm good.
Okay, now...
Let me go outside real quick.
It's called a car.
It's this boat right here. We need 10 deer hides, 35 wood, 20 resin, and 80 broads nails.
So...
I don't know.
He did all the stuff.
I don't...
We could just make the raft since we already have a boat down there.
Let's make a raft.
Or we need for a raft.
Only twenty one, six leather scraps and six resin.
Yes, I meant it all.
We have the resin right here.
The resin's in this chest.
Then six.
There's the wood in here.
Got it. Okay.
And then the leather scraps.
The one from Hogs.
Oh, I got four. I mean six.
Oh
Not dear hide. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got the place right here
We're actually making a lot of progress team asides easy peasy there we go. All right. All right. All right
Oh, oh hold on wait a minute. Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh I'm gonna die. Oh
What if we use the ladder I?
Tried to use the ladder wouldn't let me out
What
How do you use that you press yard
There you go
No, I will say we can't sail right now and go try to get our stuff, but I only have three health
I have no food so there's food boss, but we risked this that we you know, okay
Give me that food. Yep. There's some right there. All right
There's some right here, okay
And there's some right here. Oh, thank you besides and let me eat these problem
Oh, yeah, I know we said sale. It looks like we don't go
Only shit oh
We're going the wrong way
over here over here wait let's talk to you I don't know how we're gonna do this
I'm not even joking I feel like I can see the future and what's gonna happen
it's gonna wrap all the way there and then we're gonna die again and there
will be the same exact position but we won't but even worse because we would
have your soul we go I sail over there all right I say on the ship as you go
on a suicide mission and if you die I sail back well here's the problem is
is that when you get there, there's eels that start attacking Jamon.
Well, I mean, what choice do we have?
You really put us in a predicament.
That's a good point. That's a good point.
Take for a whiff, you know,
gimmick's body should have the necessary requirements for the portal.
So what went wrong, Hodges, is that he bought the portal,
but first you can make a workbench with a roof on it,
and someone attacked him when he did that.
Did you mind?
Okay. Yep. You should probably drive and I'll fight everything off.
Okay, alright.
Maybe we should sing some sail songs?
Donnie Lever!
I
For us to leave her
That's all I know that song was that Johnny leave her
You ever have Johnny leave her
He's a jolly-go-fellow
Oh
And I in the morning
Shove the paddle down his rectum shove the paddle down his rectum shove the paddle down his rectum
And I in the morning
Wheeeyyyy up she rises
Wheeeyyyy up she rises
Wheeeyyyy up she rises
And I in the morning
Make him drink salt water till he poops, blah blah
Make him drink salt water till he poops blood make him speak salt water till he poops blood
And I in the morning
Now you watch you do what I?
Put my pants in the steaks real bad
This book could not be going slower
Maybe if I go back to speed one it'll use the paddle and stat.
Are you getting there? I feel like technically speaking we're getting there.
Maybe we can just go to this piece of land right here then run over there?
Although that might not be-
That sounds like a bad idea.
That sounds dangerous.
That sounds worse than just not going to the first place.
The rap is a piece of shit. Well, yeah
Like it but this one is ours
Bullshit dare you
Let me try well, maybe the wind will shift in our direction with the wind isn't our direction
We look look at the look at the arrow at the bottom left of the map. It's basically now. We're slamming
You know, these are a little bit. See we catch the wind a bit more
What?
Do you think we got it?
This is nice.
This is not much faster.
Not much faster.
No, not much faster at all.
Not much, not much.
You know, we're technically getting there.
We're technically, slow and steady with the race.
Glad you shared this moment with you, Hutch.
I love you, bitch.
You wanna fuck me on the side of this, though?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh yeah, give me that anus, give me that anus.
We'll get there eventually.
Hunch is slowing it down, Hunch jump overboard.
I bet you I can probably swim faster than this boat.
Let's not try it?
Okay.
Ah, you know what, fuck it, you can, you got this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, there's probably sharks in the water.
We're making decent progress, we started here, now we're here, we're just gonna be here.
If we do all this just to get there and die, P, we're gonna contemplate a different game.
I'm gonna be so defeated.
Yeah, you know what we could have done is is run up here and
Just built the boat right there, and then we would have literally be still at this moment
You further than we currently are.
You crazy, girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would have been stupid.
Sorry for speaking out of line, but that's not a stupid idea.
It's OK.
It's OK.
You see?
You see?
Forgive me.
Thank you, Mr. Johnson.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Johnson.
Hold on, now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on there. Hold T for E-Modes.
What? Check this out!
Check one out.
What are you doing boss?
Oh...
We have E-Modes!
Oh yeah!
Whoa!
Run out!
Oh, oh, yeah, you see those muscles, Mr. Hutch, you see those muscles?
Nice, monkey, boss.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, boss.
Oh, dead hole, dead hole!
Dead hole!
Wait, no, wait, I actually have a new plan, not even joking.
Hutch, think about it, the swamp, the swamp biome is really dangerous, and the reason
we died is because we went there first.
Up here is the Black Forest biome.
What if we actually go onto this land,
build a little something with two beds,
then if we die, it's always bad.
Yeah.
That's a good idea actually.
We can tell you're stupid and useless,
but that's a good idea.
What do you think, Spice?
No problem.
Thanks, Spice.
I thought it was a good idea.
It is a good idea.
And usually, you're about as useful as a ship-flavored lollipop.
What?
Usually.
I...
Okay.
I go wet paper towel.
Well, wet paper towels are actually very useful sometimes.
We have to like clean your car.
I can flop without the top to it.
That's fine.
What if you just step it over some glass?
I can pair our glasses for a blind guy.
Blind people are usually the ones at me glasses.
I can pair our headphones for the deaf.
That I I still think they use that because it helps him you say you take if a deaf person
Started throwing up sign language, but he had a broken finger and have a list to it
What I
Never mind, but
What I knew if I was if I was deaf I'd start throwing up sign language and crit there great that's what I would do
You don't have a lot of people for a loop with that one.
I'd probably die if it was a pretty pretty big on him.
We get him good.
We get him good.
That's his nature's law, of course.
Of course he is.
Yeah, he's definitely racist.
He's definitely racist.
He's definitely racist.
100%
People can't be mad at me.
I'm legally deaf.
I can't cancel me.
I am uncancelable for them deaf.
You can't cancel me.
We are really I mean a holy crap kid to sing go any fucking slower. Oh
It's because the wind is going directly against us. I'm using paddle
Wow, I like the way you can jerk that thing
You told me right now that no matter what speed you're on you always gonna see in speed. I would 100% believe you
No matter what I do on speed say it's a save.
Almost it was almost there.
That people can't get a hint that they can't hear you.
Cogsie? Cogsie's here! What's Cogsie doing here?
He's here. What's coaxing doing here?
I've been saddening it. Coaxing come back in like six hours.
Please, sir.
I'm gonna do it.
We're literally diving moving.
No, you got stuck on a rock. We can't. We can't. We have to get through that rock.
Don't do it, Pete. You're gonna go over there. You're not gonna be able to get in.
And we're gonna die. We have to get right here. We put our beds and then we keep sailing.
No, I see we put our back to we went to the forends
That too. Oh
Oh, yeah, we go. We go
Okay, let's get
Let's get the chug down this tree. I really would I got an axe I got an axe
The sale controls the speed you spend the sale controls the speed you spend
No! Say it isn't so! No! Wait a minute, the sail controls the speed?
Well, no. Say it isn't so.
That was nice and safe, boss. This is pleasant.
This is nice. This is nice. Wait, now we make a workbench right here.
okay now we build a little roof for it like this here we go
Oh
Oh
What
Here we would buzz I have four
And that should crafting station is too exposed
Oh, I'm going to get away. You have my axe. Yeah, I've got only all right. Come on club is judge
No, we've needed but no we've needed
You just build a wall on each side of blue so it's a little more walls not more rooms
You get this tree right here
Nobody doesn't turn nighttime any time soon
We'll be fine, but that's we'll be fine
We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Just got it. Just gotta get a cup of pizza one cup of pizza one
Wait, does it only take one to make a bed if we need like fur or something?
I don't know.
Crafting is kind of you and gimmick's thing.
Oh, it's turnin' to IP.
We're fine. We're fine.
We should get this last dog that will head back.
Oh, is it just a deer hide?
Maybe only one, only one for the bed.
Wait, I've got 271. How much you got?
Why is it so dark over here now?
Are you seeing this are we supposed to get back up?
There we go a lot scarier than I thought that was a lot scary that I thought
We want quick signal to build some walls around it. I should easy
Good news. I do have the deer and bear hide if that is what we need. We're good. You're good. Oh, yeah
I got this and now we try to build the bad
Nice we build one more. Oh my god, I see you see me exposed. Oh
What let's be under a roof
roof finish the roof under a roof yeah I thought we said I thought this would be
no D-Roo they're liars I'm out of wood again oh oh you only want me what I'm
not going back over there I'm not going back over you would oh thank you
it's a wrong type of what I have no wood can you can I build anything out of
Corwood
We pee there's something on the island what and it just disappeared
Break a wall we but we need was
All right now try and make a roof. I'll make a roof. Hey, we are now please leave
No, cuz now we don't have a wall
We we we I we I'm ready. I'm ready. Hold on. What about this? What about this?
Oh, we I'm ready to break glass break glass break glass. Oh my god. See this out. See this out. Do you think it either way?
I don't think so. What's just what what do we do this? Oh?
Oh, no, I need a wall
Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, okay, so we can't go back over there for a little bit
It's over there
Chop the bushes chop the bushes
Oh my gosh
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
What's-
We sleepin'! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!
Where'd you- Where'd you-
Oh!
Ehhhhh, yeah!
We need a fire! We need a fire!
Well, a fire?
We have fire.
I need five stone, you mean stone?
I have two stone a three more stone
Got it that's yeah
Yeah, too easy, too easy.
And they said we couldn't do it.
They said we couldn't do it.
You see that boys, that's done.
All right, okay, spot points set.
We have a home.
Actually, I should be just throw a door at this in case
that when we have like a little humble abode
to go back, do you mean?
Agreed, agreed.
A little shack, little shit shack.
Little shit shack, little shit shack.
Let me just beat a couple more bushes
and I'll make a little door.
Yeah, it's gonna be jealous of this shit 100% 100% let me tell you so much now we have portals
We can build a huge house tonight. I'm here. I see what this game
I'm not in line. This game fucking tween
A lot of fun. Oh
Well, here we go, we got the door
We all right be a group eating group eating group eating group eating okay, okay?
Wait, so what are we? Um?
Let me look at the map. I want to make love to you, bitch
I love you, bitch
You can move me a little faster to start with maybe exchange numbers and picture of your cock, okay? Okay?
Okay, all right, so what's the plan? Okay, if you look at the map, I believe this is like Florida, right?
So in theory it should connect and we can just walk there
Okay, so
Wait, so I say we walk there
We get a little bit of wood on the way or whatever. But we also this other wood core wood
It's just perfect for building long cabins and then you can't build anything with it. Like how the hell does that make any sense?
pieces of shit that's what it is all right we should go oh it's literally made
for making long cabbage Jesus Christ Jesus all right let's go let's go let's go
let's go oh yeah that would go I'd be using a circular shape that's a horse
said. That piece of wood circular? No, not gonna work.
All of you boys, follow me, get, build some tasks.
Release the peanut files. They still use that emote or that
that gift of me on on TikTok where they somebody photograph
not photographs, Photoshop.
Oh, Photoshopped me behind MCO's play.
Oh, congratulations.
They put me on a fucking jet ski with them.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
Like you do, like you do.
Photoshopped, I mean Photoshopped, guys.
Not photograph, Photoshopped.
Oh my gosh, P, don't come up here.
I wasn't planning on it.
We got to run past them.
There's a hundred of them, P.
We gotta go this way we go to north of west
Yeah, but we're gonna have to kill these guys. There's gonna stay on us all the time now
We got out run them especially because you will have our our our Hoosie our power up. Okay. All right
You couldn't be a long time. I haven't been there come north and I'll act with my power up all over you. Oh
We are you a three two one oh
Oh god! Oh god!
I can't get any of you.
Are you sexy?
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
We're going this way.
You should be able to put your food on the way, too.
Yep.
Can this bird fuck off?
Leave me alone, Hugan!
Follow me, boys. Follow me, Gag.
Let's just go.
I can hear the poop bouncing off the trees. Wait, what is that?
Watch out, scouts!
My stamina bar is huge! Oh, berries or something really help us.
Okay, I'm on Tonya. I just need to be swapping. It's super, super dangerous.
Don't go in the water for the eons.
More skeletons.
We've got bones!
We've got bones!
Go, go, go!
Shit.
My mouth was the extra wet, these Lucy's entrance.
Slippin'.
Slippin' on me.
They're trying to escape.
Trying to escape today.
Stay inside!
Stay inside!
Stay inside!
My gosh.
Oh
You see more mushrooms
Oh god, you're still doing pulpit eyes. Oh
My god, oh my god
Wait, you gotta be thinking my brother fork. Are you serious right right right? Is your land over here that hole?
I
Short swim it looks like so much. Well, I can do a light swim like a light summer swim
My inventory is full
I read your pockets get better on a stack
Keep a fifty-fifty. I'm gonna be a fifty-fifty. That's where big bird lives
Hey, we can make this easy
Um
Especially with our power up on 100% remember our swimming has way way more stamina
This is about to work as a miracle worry. We are trained professionals. We are trained professionals pal
Because these are LeBron James
And I didn't earn that title scally wagon around
I didn't earn that title dick in a round.
They're fun.
Die.
Eel! Eel!
In the water down below!
Escalators!
Wait, oh, we died down here.
Down here, back here, back here, back here, back here.
Oh!
Jesus Christ.
Right here, right here.
This is where I died.
I don't know where to give a dime, but he died right next to me.
Oh, no, I see where to give a dime.
Oh, and okay.
Well, I'm one shot.
I literally have one health.
I'm not even joking. Oh my god.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh my god, gimmick is over there and I'm next to his body.
I'm at eight health. I'm at eight health.
That guy has a bow. There's three of them.
There's three of them with bows.
Oh my god.
Watch out.
Leave behind you.
Leave behind you.
Oh my god, save so much health, B.
I see gimmick's body.
I'm moving towards mine.
I'm moving towards mine.
I'm moving towards mine.
Loot it.
Loot it.
I see mine.
I see mine.
I see mine.
I see mine.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get one fucking on it.
There's a bow guy on my body.
trying to kill me drop all the shots of what I hate you just all goes away
between we say it you do not die I never die I'm you always you always say
you never died then you instantly die we sweet sweet sweet abandon this you go
a little better something and you get yourself for no this is this is a zombie
to the death and guarding my shit you know I mean he just ran away oh he's
I
The next step if you get giving stuff and build the portal right
Oh
I'm gonna get a job. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. I want that. I want that. I want that
Oh, yeah
I'm one house I'm one house I'm one house
I
Should we have any of which would go back across that spot go back to the black force out for a second like a little second
Yeah, sure sure sure
How the hell did you guys stumble upon this shit?
All my brothers is telling me to go to the swaps we witness what
I think we all thought it would sound like a bunch of ass, but they said I was gonna be fine. They said you could walk in there and it would be fine. It's easy.
So I said are you sure? Are you sure? And then I said yes.
Wait, wait, I think I'm safe. I'm gonna start, I'm gonna see if I can start building this, okay?
Yeah.
Need a portal.
I don't know how to build a portal.
I never built one.
Uh, I need...
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Wait, I need to go back to give it to Bonnie. I didn't grab a single piece of the portal.
I didn't grab a single item required for the portal at all.
I'm...
I'm...
It's ten...
I'm dead.
Filled a bed. In case we die, we just run right back to the portal.
Okay, yeah, I see you're right. Let's get a bed down. Let's get a bed down.
That's a good thing.
There are skeletons still pushing me, though.
I have no idea where you are, baby. I see you now.
Wait, where the hell did you go? We went to different areas.
Come over to me, watch. Come over to me, watch. I'm making a little house.
Wait, did you not swim back the same way we came?
No, I said that I was I said I was you do that then I didn't do it
my
Wizard break wizard break that's good
Classic a classic oh
Oh my god
Do people just started coming for me. I'm not even joking. I wasn't doing nothing. I got a whole army on me
I
Did this join my workbench
What
How'd you destroy my workbench coming
Why he will we say on the side of the things that can kill us
I'm here. I'm going to go back to try to build it. We see it.
I
Mean people's up between people's up
As we kind of need to make this like a bit bigger because this is like our see like our spot for a second
There's an eel in the water next to us. Hey fucking fucking fucking what's the evolution eyes is 300 billion years in the next 10 seconds
I'll go fuck.
Careful, you're right next to him, P.
He's literally right behind you.
Incoming, incoming big guy!
Hurry, hurry, two of them!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
I
Root they're right there. I could lower these walls down here. I
How do you how do you build below?
Here
They're here
That destroying the walls P. I would say the watch out. I would say the watch out. I don't know but they're doing 63 damage per head
They're broken. Oh my god
I
Forgot how to I forgot how to roll with that right quick and then she's like oh yeah, what's that? I want that I want that
Replacing wall these destroy walls way too fast. Is there like stronger stuff that you build
We've got long cabins.
You guys, our long cabins, how much stronger are long cabins than this time?
This has to be like ten times as strong. That guy went down in two shots.
This eel really wants to kill ya.
Well, apparently the long cabins are way more stronger.
Oh, stone. You need stone walls.
Well, all we need is a bed right now. Let's get a bed down.
I'm not really sure how that happened, hold on, oh.
One quick second here, there we go.
Here we go, there we go.
We're looking pretty good.
We're looking pretty good!
Good work!
Oh shit.
No.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I thought that might be the repair button.
Hold on.
What do you say?
Hold on.
How do you repair stuff?
No idea.
Guys, how do you repair stuff?
Four roof is insane.
We need four roof is insane.
I caught in the build menu
Well, I made I spent all our wood making the house cool now. I don't have enough wood for the bands
Fantastic you be wait
Nobody would watch I have no wood boss
I
Nice room good eggs. Oh, oh, I'm gonna get some wood real quickly say it
Ancient tree
Ancient tree
Ancient tree
Ancient tree
There we go
You can't hit the ancient trees. I'm sorry to try they're too hard
Hey, I got a little bit wood
There we go I said just one point right there, she's got it and there we go
little fire we're gonna be getting a little fire
why you five stone you be shown the hell's going on out there the eel is
killing a horse person oh he's dead we're fucking fuck him fuck him yeah we
got worry about us I limited fire
There we go. This place is looking nice. This place is looking real nice. And they said
we couldn't do it. Good work, good work, good work. I just want to touch, can they destroy,
can they destroy portals? Because if they can destroy portals, we might want to put
around we should say but they can't they can't destroy portals I can't see this
enemy nearby
oh sorry I get gashes but I'm nervous I get a little gash sorry oh oh oh oh oh
Oh God!
What?
Get out of the house, get out of the house!
Why, why?
Fire.
We're smoky.
You left a mustang in our garage and forgot to open the door.
Bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.
Come back inside, come back inside.
I might die, I might die.
I might die. I can't stop the poison. I'm gonna die.
Die, you're the vibe.
Guys, how do we make him to the death?
I'm gonna die, P. I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, P.
Die, you're the vibe.
13 health.
Do not fight the leech.
Holy shit.
Guys, will that work?
Oh, it's raining outside, so.
What about the fire?
P. I don't know what to do.
fix the roof P what do you mean we don't fix the roof what do you mean there's
holes in it we need holes in it that's the fire cuz we just smoked our whole
house up with a fucking fire put the roof on the roof is on it is not on are
Are you smoking crack?
What are you talking about?
You're smoking crack.
We need the house to not have holes in it.
Okay, this is what we're going to do.
We need the fire to be able to get the smoke out of the building,
but we can't have the fire under nothing,
or it'll get put out by the rain.
What about a chimney?
You almost killed me.
Okay, alright, well, okay, it's still under the ridge.
You gotta be able to close it inward.
We're right here.
You're trying to kill me.
You're trying, you're trying to kill me.
It just keeps getting put up by the ridge.
I don't know what to do.
Hmm.
Oh.
Sloped roof.
Put a proper roof for a roof.
Roof above it.
Wait.
wait roof oh my gosh there's not two leeches oh wait hold on wait I think
Can you feed it out?
Okay.
Here we go.
But where's your smoke that I escaped from?
Maybe we can remove these.
And then we remove this.
And then we put a door.
And then we put another roof.
Like you do.
Is that good?
That looks pretty good.
That looks good.
That looks real good. I'm not wet anymore.
Now we're going to put our fire right here without it smoking us out, right?
right
There we go
Be let's take a nap
Yeah
Like you see this enemies your mind. Oh my god
And they said we couldn't do it. They said it could be done
Yeah
Hope you like your pen and papers out boys
All right
Now operation get gimmick slew
Oh, Mr. Butan thank you my boy. Okay
I think you make
The background like an infomercial thank you boys appreciate the brothers
I'm shut up pussy. All right
Yes, you look the smoke stays above us in the house. Let's eat rises
He rises
You see that guys you see that you see the smoke is all above us. It ain't hurt us no more
Never doubted you for a sec, Pete. Thanks, watch. Okay, Operation Git gimmicks loot. Right?
Shut up, pussy. Bitch pussy. I am not a bitch pussy. You have to go get a solution to beat the
portal. Wait, wait, wait. I forgot to bring this back to square one. They can destroy the
So where we put the portal if we put the portal outside do they go after it or is it only when we're next to the portal to go after it
Um
Only when we're near it but only let's put the portal inside the house
We fit a portal in our house?
I don't think we can put it...
No, you just put it right there next to the 18th century rustic office table.
And next to the 10,000 thread Egyptian cotton master set bedroom pieces.
pieces and and we'll put it right there in the fawnsway hallway. It should fit
perfectly. It should that should be perfect. I'm looking for more of an open
concept house here. You know what I'm talking about guys? I'm thinking about putting the
gasoline power dolphin water fountain over in that corner and then I was
gonna put maybe an icebreaker piece something to really pull some of them
together with with zigzag lines and checkered shapes over here so these are
really makes your guess say wow when they walk in but I'm looking mostly for
19th mid 19th century right after World War two like on sway on sway vine
what are you talking about just depends for our family building us a home to
live in look at the nice home right together all right I'm gonna go get
money off of my friends dead corpse okay wait wait wait before you go home with
my gay lover before you go you should build a chest and we should empty the
chest and we should empty our stuff in the chest so we can grab all of his
stuff okay okay that makes sense we're two is 20th century oh yeah I was
you confused that's all you know to my toys confusing because 20th century is
1900 through 20 this is just change that so no we get confused no more oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, I was just asking to change it.
Did you know that there's like a theory that like some like King and like 1200, like wiped out all of history or whatever and he just made...
He like changed all the calendars to just skip like 400 years so there's a chance that we're in the 1600 or something.
Check's out.
Pretty cool, huh? Pretty cool. Pretty cool.
Check's out.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You guys hear about that? You guys know about that?
You think he's laughing about it? You think he's like,
How I got them?
It's a wizard prank.
Wizard prank. Wizard prank.
Wizard prank.
Mm. Oh, it was...
Oh, never mind. It was before the year 1000.
Oh, yeah, that's what it was.
There was like a king in like 600 AD
who wanted to rule into 1000 AD because it sounded cooler.
So he like...
There's theories he skipped 400 years
and just made everybody skip 400 years so that he could be the ruler of the 1000 AD.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
TikTok trade. Well, all right, well, I did get that off the TikTok,
but everything on TikTok is true. So fuck you, pal.
I can't say.
That's what they say. That's what they say.
Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
1,000 AD is going backwards.
No, that would be easy.
You built chests?
Oh, sorry. I built some chests.
Oh, you're good to get it.
Oh.
Oh.
We know now we don't have room for our porthole.
You got the other chance over here, idiot!
Oh, no matter what.
Give me wood, boss!
No wood, boss.
Um...
You have everything to make wood, to have wood. All of it.
Um...
Um...
Okay, I have to go right much. Yeah, we're gonna give extend corpse
That's all I have wood forage one chance
No, I've been sick
That's not my house
I
Should have been though it's a sick
Yeah, hold on that would actually way safer than what we're doing. Yeah
We did this out leech careful leech
I
Me swimming the water again real bad me. I'm not even coming. Maybe it was me. Oh, it's scary
Yeah, that was actually a two star leads we don't mess with that guy. I come on. Let's go get me to give extended body
Oh
Okay, I've got the fat smelly people on me
I'm just gonna run around
You have to bow and arrow guys to bow down guys. I'm just gonna run past them. I'm gonna be stuck
One instantly shot me in the face
Okay, all right, oh
Okay, and okay, and I'm dead
Alrighty, I am turning around.
Perfect.
Well, Adelape boys, Adelape!
I am doing a fast 180, and I'm heading back home.
Yeah, okay, well I'm just gonna spawn in,
and then we'll, let me, okay, let me give that one more shot.
I definitely got it in the second try.
It was the third item we needed for the thing.
It was, oh, it was the eyes.
It was the blue eyes.
Okay
We head on over
Can you can you like maybe do a little dance for him sing a little jig?
Where'd you die and I'd write down here at the at the end of the shore
I see you, I see you boys.
I'm gonna creep up on him.
Hope I lost you.
I see you, I'm getting worried that we might want to sneak over there with control.
Probably smart.
Where's the little barbie?
That one's pissed off.
Maybe I run you sneak.
Maybe I run you sneak.
Yo yo.
Yo, I see the guys, I see the guys.
I see him.
What's up there?
Where's your dead body?
Right over there.
Okay.
Oh, Tickle, Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!
Dissect him, distract him!
Oh, there he goes in so they have my help.
Get myself, get myself, get the other stuff.
Good.
Do it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
They're coming.
I got it.
I got it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my gosh, we're surrounded.
Oh my god.
We're surrounded.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OHHHHH!
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god! To the ship? To the ship?
On the ship baby?
Uh uh uh uh I don't know I don't know I don't know!
To the ship to heal up?
Ohh my god to the ship to heal up!
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!
To the ship to heal up!
OH MY GOD!
FUUUCK!
Come on come on come on come on!
The islanders were just destroyed the ship!
We gotta get back to the base!
Oh my god I saw that!
Sweet!
You had to check it out or you're in trouble!
Oh you look awesome, thanks. I still deserve to give extended coin
You should still from giving more often eel eel
Jumping over. I'll go back to me
You could be called. I'm actually my power. Here we go. Oh
There's another eel right in front of you. Please go go go. Go go go go go go go go go
Back to place
I think that went pretty well. I was not scared at all the entire game down is for a second, Mr.
Hodge. That went fantastic. That is how it's done. Use your elder power. I just did use my elder
power. I use it all over Hodge. Use wipe and stuff off his face for the last two and a half minutes.
You're not fooling anybody he made 13 seconds. Okay. All right. Okay, at least 15 seconds
No, no, no, no, no, I didn't stutter. I'm gonna put my stuff. Did you have any wood? Oh,
he's always got the firewood. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna put the portal right here.
here. Mm. I see you. Here we go. That's it. Wow.
I can't. Let me do pee.
It was great. It's important. Hi, Mr. Peanut. Wait, you need to boss. Usually the day peanuts
make baby peanuts. So, can you make one with me? I'll bring the wine. Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, God, just watch.
Oh, God, just watch.
Oh, God, just watch.
Watch it.
Make it, Rosé.
You can't name it Ball's Hodge.
It has to be P.
Oh, OK.
You name it.
Bam!
You see that?
What happened?
The portal activated.
Now you go back to base.
And I didn't prevent you from teleporting.
Oh, you can't bring, like, oars and stuff.
It's kind of zesty.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna go out and get some more wood
and then let's go to the next part of the whole game.
Let's go for the boss.
Wait, I don't think we can go back and forth.
Why not?
I think something's blocking it from working.
Well, yeah, it's one of their items in your inventory.
You just said it.
Are you sure?
He literally said that.
Yes, I'm sure.
You're the one that read it.
Is this guy stupid?
Item prevent you from teleporting. Yeah, but it could be like the work bench is the item for this
blocking it
Let's open your inventory and just look at the items in the way whatever mama circle at the top right
This is cannot be teleported. It's usually or
That's where to go. I don't know how he does anything
I'm telling you, I heard he was in his teeth, but I was like helping him.
Ah, you invited?
I haven't looked yet.
If I take this out, and or...
Oh, you were right.
No...
No...
You took the or out and you just worked like that?
They worked like that?
No!
Mission accomplished.
You're welcome.
So we write that down write that down
So we gotta be right these down you are
Right, okay, let's you need me to figure out anything else out. You just let me know don't call away
Well, okay, I just stepped in the fire
So now we didn't do is we need to go
Wait, we need to we need to figure out
I was gonna teleport back and put all my stuff back there
Yeah, I don't know why we store stuff over here.
Me, there is a problem with the portal.
What?
Once we teleport here, the portal is backwards, so I can't walk out.
God.
Can I jump through?
Hold on.
Oh, there I go.
Exhibit, exhibit.
I just did did you go through the portal the are you currently teleporting right now?
Yes, oh my god, how'd you might have just literally taken the items from the broken portal and then teleported back with them
Make sure I cannot build the what's the items?
That's are you here with me right now, or are you teleporting? No, I'm teleported. I I couldn't I was stuck in a corner
where are you right now in the swamp or the previous land I'm in the previous
land oh you wait no no you wait no you wait yes I am hold on now I think you
might have caused a glitch I think we might have just glitched no way you're
You're here with me right now.
Wait, there's two of me?
I can't make the portal again because you're standing in it.
Wait, kill me!
Kill you?
I'll turn PVP on and kill me.
Wait, I'll turn PVP on and...
I can't turn my office, for some reason.
I need to log out and log back in.
Maybe just move the portal.
Fucking where?
Letting in a New York studio apartment.
You think I got 7,000 square feet to put this portal wherever the fuck I want?
Just drop the walls.
Just standing at the one portal spot.
Drop the walls, or just place it outside, you fucking dingus.
No, no, destroy it.
Who will destroy it?
Oh my god, you know what, fuck it, I don't care.
Kill me.
Kill me right now, just do it.
Kill me, do it, kill me.
Kill me, do it.
Okay.
Okay, all right, the portal is reactivated or fold
I'm teleporting you. I'm teleporting to you or those on I
Hate you. I hate you that we fiber my being every atom in my being despised you
Where we going next okay, well first I'm gonna put some stuff away and then we're gonna go to the next spot and see if we can
kind of
Jimmy it in to give us the next cool thing
Hey, there is zero chance. We can beat anything harder than those fucking zombies
Those things were beating the shit out of us. I lost to an eel
What do you mean we got this we got this
To an eel we got a 30 easy stop you're worried listen listen listen
Okay, this is what we'll do. We'll ask the buggy leaders what the next best set of armor weapon is
We'll go get it, and then we'll do the boss.
Bada-bing, bada-boom, pre-boss is down.
Yeah?
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada-bing, bada-boom.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.
But guys, what's the next best arbor and weapon?
Bronze and, well, eel skin.
Wait, eel skin sounds easy.
Iron.
Iron and a mace.
Oh, yeah, iron and a mace.
Wait, so how do we get iron?
Oh shit, you guys, we need to bring these with us because we can't bring the ore back here.
We have to risk our smelter and everything by bringing it over to the dangerous lands.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, the iron from the crypts in the swamp.
Wait, I'm gonna destroy this stuff?
I'm gonna bring this over to our next spot.
Hey boss
Yeah, I'm ready. Are we going there? We're going. We go down
We get this one and then we build our smelter over there and then we take the key go into the
Going to the um the crypt and mind the iron
We believe that I see us. We went with some big eyes. We have I
Have the antler pickaxe. This is why I didn't want to put the telephone somewhere else. I hate you
I hate you so much. I hate you die. I hate you die die now die me make a door
I hate you so much. I hate you so much. I hate you. I hate you
There we go. All right back off. Okay. All right
Okay, and let me get one more chance
Here we go y'all will need a bronze pickaxe
Yeah, but you have a broad pickaxe. No, I have an antler. Who is he do? Rob give me
Corpse again. I bet he has a broad pickaxe. This is why I said we should have
taken everything.
We first we build a smelter.
Can we build a smelter and stuff?
We'll build this right here.
And then what's the other thing called?
Like forager?
No, it's a...
Oh, there it is!
Oh
Put that right there
I was going let's go get that let's go get gimmicks. I brought the eggs
in for both
All the people I thought he was my whole thought accident not much but it's ours for yet
How much precise work place we're making progress we're making fun. You don't need bronze for the love of God
We need the bronze pickaxe. Yeah, that's why we don't need bronzes. We already have a big egg
You'll get from mr. Give it and then we take the bronze pickaxe to get the iron some sandbush
P we should have slept
The broads is better than iron
Hey, we should have slept. Okay. Let's go sleep. Let's go sleep. Let's go sleep for a second
Apparently the antler P guys works for iron please is bronze better was iron better
I
Run is better. Oh, yeah, I should be tea on either pig. I just go into the crypts and get the who's you I want to come back here
immediately my boy I
Just know I'm a campfire because you maybe move the fucking fire. I hate you so much. I hate you so much
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you so much. Oh my gosh, you're destroying fucking
They destroy that portal behind us and it's because
So not only we're gonna have our portals possibly get destroyed we're also gonna set our spawn point here
We might have to go back and fight for it. Oh my god
Go back go back
I'm not riskin it. I'm killing every one of those motherfuckers. Yeah, I
We need some water to start to to make our thing back
You oh shit, I've got the button
Okay, okay, all right. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good for me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
You get two bow guys
This is hardly fair
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, okay got one got one got one
I do that you got to
Okay, I'm watch out. I'm watch out. I'm watch out
Watch out! Watch out!
Got him!
Come on, come on, come on!
Easy peasy!
Easy peasy!
We're taking a nap at the base for 90% of it!
That's how it's done boys take notes. Let's get a little bit of wood. We should lay it a little bit stoned
I'm gonna dump in the fire. Let's go see ready
I'd get the basic basic
coming
That's what he's just one of these. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh
Oh my gosh
You won't miss you cuz the enemies I'm wet. Oh
That's our pretty close together. Oh
Yeah, okay, hold on now. Wait a minute. Hold on. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god with the fucking back
Oh my gosh oh my we should have slept we should have slept we couldn't sleep
because you got caught the portal and then I just want to lock out log out
what you did log out force me to move the portal which wants me to move the
fireplace that forces them teleport back because they couldn't sleep with the
fireplace but then we had to teleport back back because of the thing you did
And now we're done it
Now it's important isn't so in fault I
Hate to catch them and we're in this I ate him I ate him boys. I ate him up again
Yes, here's I'm not doing these guys until you were judge
What the hell not good boys lock it in
Okay
Well, I did all I can do
He doubt let's sleep please for love of God
There are enemies nearby I'm wet
Congratulations. Thank you. All right, all right, finally, all right, we're good to go.
Whoo! There we go boys, there we go back, back on the path, back on the straight and arrow.
You dream of a mighty bear? Good on? Mighty bear? I dream of a mighty bear. I dream of
I had no head and had no limbs.
Is that what it said?
Yeah.
Oh my.
No, I found it higher than a dead bear.
I think you just unlocked an iron chain.
Oh no, I thought I would kill him.
Well, can we build with this?
Sane items and sane adjacent items?
Make sense.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Altrium sent build a nice everything in the swamp is weak or where it's out. Good luck in swamp. I might not buy much
The first you need to build is a maze. How do we get a maze?
Probably an iron chain. Oh
No, you need to go get the iron
you what we
You have to go back and grab that the two upgrades for the workbench either that we have to take all the supply
No, we can't teleport the supplies. We're gonna bring it here
We should go in the Krebs of the Korea where the Krebs are
Hopper plus 10 equal bronze. Well that would help them to make it run
Look at that. What's this go?
You see what you have a
Thing a
Iron a crib
I see a Crip! I see a Crip! I see a Crip! I see a Crip! Score! Yeah, let's go in here.
For sure it's a great idea. Time for my save. Bye bye. Yeah, for sure.
Go on, go on. Definitely not worried and prepared to run back here, but naked and scared.
Oh
This is a short one. Well, I'm trying to find another one
Do we we go
This is iron!
Scrap iron!
Hunter, I thought you were behind me!
I am behind you.
Oh, you bitch.
Well, that actually looks crazy, crazy similar to you.
I mean, I don't even know.
He might have actually modeled that character off of you.
I'm just...
Oh
You got that you got that no you got that you got that I have any house boss. You want to shoot with air out?
Yeah, we're cooking here we go
Yeah, boss, I'm trying to hit the head
He's out of the head shot
We should I get this piece right here here we go. I
Know you gotta find the iron deposit. Oh my god
No, that's the old guy
That's the old guy here
All the way your road, all the live long day.
I've been working all the way your road, all the live long day.
Just to pass the time away.
OK, I just got shot.
King Vod's in there.
Be careful.
Got it.
Oh, we're going left, you're right.
Oh!
Oh
I'm not a movie
I've got shot and acts I'm one HP
What a period of a period of
Look at that guy
whoa ancient bark poison arrow what's all this stuff you guys find poison arrows
and ancient bark oh I think I just it was broken what you're looking like
Come on, it's good.
Wait, I'm gonna...
I've been working on railroads!
Oh, we gotta cook it.
I'll just keep watch.
I'll watch you six blocks, don't you worry.
Agent three.
Those are the iron deposits.
They still like real iron deposits?
Uh, pink and the blob.
you describe that perfectly not only is it in the shape of a blob its name is
blonde thank you you could not have described that better thank you wait
why is my guy depressed well don't be okay Pete you're gonna get through this
Well the ancient bark is super heavy to you
I don't even know we keep mining just mind what we already have like the the holes we really have because that's the iron deposits
They say we go you guys how much time do we need?
Where's the iron? I don't see that I have any iron. Yeah, I think I should have dropped that chain.
I got the chain. I'm stacking it. Oh, yeah, I don't see iron. This blob is the
muddy scrap pile. That's the iron. How many scrap irons do you have?
I don't see it you have each guy by it I've stoned
well okay maybe
oh really you're full and it's on the ground
I
Amber Pearl go back
I'm not seeing the other ground. I neither. Do you have any I've got 13 of them?
What
You have eating scrap art at all
What does it look like looks like a like a lobster a silver lobster's hand
No, none
I'm gonna trade my pickaxes and get more.
Wait, I'll give you my pickaxe?
You go?
Yep.
I'll buy some.
I'll buy some.
Don't go that way.
Why not?
I'm pausing there's more things on that side but we can kill them.
Here's all the scrap iron.
Right here.
I'm carrying too much down.
Can you carry this bark?
Sure. Really, it's really heavy. It's 96 pounds.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
It's just poop pile.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, all right. He's not going to speak he's not going to speak
It's an elite on me. No, I got what I got what I'm gonna try the body probably just like a spotter or something. Oh my god
Okay, all right, I
I got the elite over here. I'm killing it. I got one as well. I got one as well
Enjoy the body pile. I'm sure that the kids want no more
Who ate rubies
I'm sure I hit these piles again. You see it
In quick one road
They take the gold we want is golden button. Well, I'm too happy again
We might want to do a deep hole.
What's the hell is you get right in?
I'm not even looking at the shot.
We might want to.
I can't grab the, oh yeah I can.
We might want to, we might want to deep hole quick.
We need to stop.
There's a bunch.
Oh we got the next bunch, we got the next bunch.
Oh fuck yeah.
We're cooking.
That's a billion miles away.
Well, yeah, we are surprised you just asked the bugger that is what we need for the sacrifice
before we get there.
And that way we don't have to go there, read the sacrifice, come back, then go again.
Agreed.
Well, do you mean what the sacrifice you need?
A ridiculous luck.
What do you mean ridiculous luck?
You need luck?
Ten withered bones.
I've already got four of those.
Luck.
Ha ha hey nothing. Come on. We're leaving
Hmm eat a cart a cart of what poison potions need poison potions
If for what like any poison potion or poisons to throw at him and get a poison
Box of doughnuts
Being in the game tonight is wild, it's easy pal, elementary even.
We need anti-poison poses before we go fight the boss, or we're just going to get poisoned.
Do you have a judge?
I checked out.
Now let's expand the base.
No wait, do we expand the base?
No wait, no we don't.
Wait, what are we doing again?
What are we doing?
We need more iron.
Are we giving you a pickaxe back?
We already did.
pickaxe here we go and then we get some wood we make one more chance I'm on fire
boss you're stopping immediately oh my god hold on I might as well myself
Oh
Watch out we tried to do something come in something come in this place is ass
There's always shit trying to kill us
But you may be building another box so I can put this wood in it you know I'm a heavy one
I got a half-wicked make a box
That does make sense. It's the predicament red
I've got the wood um let me make a couple of boxes you see it wait I still have enough
wood I need to get some wood I have 22 on me regular wood or like advanced wood regular
Oh, thank you, thank you.
And let me make some more...
...chats.
I've made one...
...two...
I've made two more chats!
Two... kind of... two...
Test
Um
Okay, I'm good to go right okay now I should we go back and get more iron apparently needed like 20 irons per thing
I
Need to load up an iron taken back to meadows do that sounds aides. I don't want to blow it all the way back to meadows
What was built here?
Yeah
What is where's your spelt all the iron here that will make like a mace or whatever yeah, how much iron do I need for mace?
You know the treehouse?
One eat a 30, you need the key.
Wait, I thought the creep was already unlocked.
We need the key every time you go to the same crib?
No, that can't be true. It's already unlocked.
I used the key on it.
You know, that can't be true because Hunter went through it.
What?
Well, I would say if you have to have the key to go through the crib,
then how the hell did you get in there?
I'm a genius.
Hunter, we need the key!
Did you go back into the crypt?
No, not yet.
Can you have the key out of the box and be at the crypt?
I will look for it.
This is a different crypt.
Really?
No, it's not. No, it's not.
Oh my God, it is.
Wait, that's just another crypt right here.
There's two crypts.
Really?
Yeah.
All right, so explain to me how you filled up the fucking box that I was asking to use
There's another box in the corner. Oh, there's poop on me
Okay
Nice
And I just got a fart on you
Don't let him fart on you Bob. I'm not gonna let him follow me. Don't you worry. I'm gonna let him follow me
He farted on me, and I'm dying rapidly, he farted on me again, he farted on me again.
You're a dead man.
I need help immediately, I need immediate evacuation.
I just ulted for no reason.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
Yeah, I think I actually might die right in the middle of it, it's still killing me and
I have 12 health.
Oh wait, we're good!
Oh wait, we're good!
We're gonna live forever!
Yeah!
This poop is hard to kill.
I'm here boss.
Where are you at?
These poop bags are got a thousand health!
Don't worry the big dogs here. Don't go next to it. Don't go next to it. I'm dead now
Excellent excellent. Wait what wait it's still alive? It just made more guys. It made more proves
I'll be back
Yeah, these poops gonna make smaller poops and then those poops make smaller poops and those poops make even smaller poops
I'm on my way.
All right now we're cooking boys.
I'm on my way!
Alright now we're cooking boys!
Where's...
What?
This isn't the crypt we were at either?
What?
Other than this is...
Where's the crypt that we were at?
But this was the crib we were at!
Let's go!
Dude!
Right down the crib.
I'm on the way.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
Coming down.
I
Thinks we're trying to keep you
We got there's a plate eight chains 30 more that's crap
How many things we need for whatever the thing you said you do 44 ancient mark
I'm now a comfort boss
What do you should be going to go watch James I'll put in the bark by the door
okay there's a spotter right here
got it I'm still encumbered it's that it's that ancient
It's a real heavy line.
Yeah, and the oar.
I'll put it all at the door.
I'll put it at the door, I'm coming to get out.
You see, we need like 50 iron.
I think we need 50 iron for both of us to make maces.
You know what I mean?
Well, I just got the 30 over there by the door.
30 iron?
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah, you see, we ironed.
Right here, scrap iron, 30.
You like 200 to make the maze
I'm gonna make the maze using a lot of iron to make a maze
200
poop city it's poop city
oh i'm shooting good arrows i want to shoot those
Got it. We got more iron here here. Yo, oh my days
We uttered a piece or so iron these are the maces are the workers dodge. Oh, we don't really need our right
You don't need our ever
I'm a persisting boy
skin never lose
Hey man, last time I checked, I ain't one of them.
See, that's who the armor is.
You need armor to protect your feelings or substance, pussy.
You'll be fine to buy a NASCAR rally next week, hood.
We don't want them to ram this ram, my lord.
He's making another! He's scared!
Hold on, one fix!
Oh! They're taking another left!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Watch me, you're bailing the boat!
Just bailing the boat, bailing the boat!
I'm already full on weight again!
How much are these iron?
220?
Jeez Louise!
Let me kill these guys, can you see it?
I'm fucking poisoned. Oh, I'm double fucking poison. Oh my god
Do you dodge the poison or no
Was he you dodge the poison you're dying boss
No, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes.
I'm poisoned.
I think these guys won't fucking die.
How am I still dying?
Yeah!
I'm poor health.
I'm poor health.
I'm for help. It's all you. It's all you. I'm standing next to the door until I get help and I'm gonna go get a smack
Don't let me die
You would have all the iron that was right here two seconds ago
You do like a ton of iron right here like two seconds. You know what happened to it?
That's you pick up the iron
You picked up okay, oh
You said
Oh, don't be sad.
Don't be sad.
Don't be sad.
Oh.
Oh.
Much.
Leap.
Much leap.
I
This is a good work.
Make a card.
Make a card.
Make a card.
Make a card.
hmm make a cart make a cart
bronze nails I can't get bronze nails this is this is hard 700 pounds only
300 pounds we guys just stop the spot if I drop it. No, you want us we get done it or no
No, okay, okay, I'm gonna drop up my stuff. We have a good card. We're back
It does just fine.
I should be grabbing it and we give it to Hodgstead.
Oh my god, will you get out of here?
I swear to god all these poops!
You're just gonna take me an hour to kill this poop!
Can we not go by that strap bag?
Oh
What
Yeah, I am with the wrong crimp. What the fuck?
Dude, how many crimps are around here? Holy crap! Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm on O-Block.
But there's our stuff. There we go.
See, oh god. Oh, he's gonna make it. He's gonna make it inside.
We gotta get a hot spot so I can blow the shot.
Hmm. Mark the map.
Let me do...
There we go. You put that right there.
I know what you're gonna grab all this stuff again.
Here we go.
I've been working on the railroad.
What I need you to do is I need you to stand here and be fat. Can you do that?
Got it. Okay. I thought you might have some experience. I'm gonna struggle with the bat part. I am the teeth
No, I need you to pick up all that stuff and be like a thousand pounds. Oh
Then I'm gonna go back to base and I'm gonna I'm gonna make a cart and I'm gonna come pick you up at the cart
Got it boss. I'll be here and I'll be back. Okay. All of you boys follow me gang
Oh
You pick up three total items right what the fuck
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is a man
oh my god this is a man in the dark hoodie he's trying to sell me meat oh god there's two of them
Run!
They're fucking me! They're fucking me!
Fantastic.
Hide the shoulder for me. It's over for me. It's over.
it's over for me it's over for me oh my god it's over for me it's over for me how
Oh, my momo's cool.
Okay, never I'd be lying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And laughing boys, that laughing.
I'm dead.
I died.
I'm dead.
I'm dead forever.
I'm back at the base.
I'm gonna grab my stuff
and then I gotta get broad somehow,
which I didn't don't know how to do.
This jackass somehow followed my spirit through the shadow realms in purgatory and find the base
Roger was kid plus copper, I remember where we got kid and copper these back in the black forces of it
I
Go get out of here
Yeah, I did wait wait what do I need what do I need I eat it? I eat okay
This is hard I
Need bronze and tin, but I can't teleport with bonds of tin so I have to find bronze and tin here
Or I break the smelter and the furnace and I take them back over to the black force which
is where I think Tenen Copper is.
A boat?
Yeah, you gotta be smoking literal crack out of your penis and you think I'm taking a boat
all the way back to that land.
That's a crazy Friday night.
That's a crazy Friday night.
That's a crazy Friday night.
You're teleport you can tell me yeah, you can tell about with nails you can't tell it with the components of make nails
So what I'm gonna do this what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make it nice and simple
I'm gonna grab the smelter and the forge nice and easy
There we go I
Got the stuff
I'm gonna teleport it back to our old base
set them back down, grab a tin of the copper, make the nails, tell them we're back.
Lotta big, lotta big, we're good.
The cart is not worth it.
Well, I just don't know how to get...
Wait a minute.
Wait a darn diddly second.
Wait, the cart, is it worth it?
I'm telling you, this game is hard. This game is really for thinkers like us.
What?
How about instead of building a fucking park, you come to me and just take a little bit
at a time back until it is all transferred there?
I like that idea pretty good.
Oh, I went through the wrong downoporter.
Oh my God, kill me!
I've been scaring him!
Peace on me for 35 minutes!
Okay, that's a pretty good idea.
Okay, I'm going to come over there,
and I'm going to grab a little bit at a time.
I'm going to get naked for you.
I'm going to get naked so I can carry Maxima with me.
But we do need one more chest before we do that.
That way we have enough room.
And before we do that,
we've got to kind of expand the house to have room for the chest.
You know what I mean?
I knew that would be too
Get belt what's belt
Belt is this like that makes you so I can carry more stuff. We know
Hey belt
No
You need to find the trader
Where's the trader at?
We'll hunched I'm on to something here. I'm on to something
But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna come
alleviate your fatness
Over and over again until I'm back at the base with all the items right
But first I'm gonna expand the house, then I'm gonna make a test and put all that stuff in, and then
Then what I'm gonna do is we're gonna go find the traitor
And we're gonna grab a belt from them, we can carry more, you want some more?
Got it
Finding the traitor is hard
Not for two geniuses such as being hunched
for you fools it may be a challenge but let's just say um let's just say me and
hot Scott a cover okay let's just say me and hot Javik covered also we're
probably gonna type the map seed into a website of my where he is
We're kind of professionals, we're kind of professionals, yeah we're kind of professionals.
We're kind of professionals, don't be dear guys.
You need a boat.
A boat?
You can make a chest by the crib so you and Hutch can carry a little at a time.
You want me to expand the house, build chests, then you'll build another workbench, surround that workbench with a house, then build more chests?
That seems kind of counter to it.
Okay
Okay
I'm watching you pal you get out of here before before there's any trouble
Don't worry, I have stuck my thumb firmly in my ass while I have been waiting for you
paying.
Don't worry.
No rush.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
I've almost done making the house a little bigger, all right?
Yeah.
You just wait firmly there.
You just plant your feet firmly on the ground, King.
Yeah, no problem.
A little bit of this.
A little bit of home building.
Redecorating.
Now we're getting somewhere, now we're really cooking!
Now we're cooking boys!
a little bit more wood, a little bit more wood.
Perhaps over yonder.
Wait a minute.
There's a perfectly safe island like ten fucking feet from our house
Wait, hodge hodge hodge hodge
Yeah, hodge. There's literally a perfectly safe island out of the swamp genuinely ten fucking feet east of our house
So we could have we could have been done
That's great P would you like to know what I'm still doing?
All that information is great P you want to know what I'm still doing?
Why? Why are you doing this?
Don't fucking sit here!
Do a jack shit!
You must be patient. Oh you must be patient Hudson.
Oh!
Oh you must be patient Hudson.
Oh!
Yeah, young blossom tree do not grow in Sydney young penis.
Oh!
You must wait for the dumpling to fully cook before you can eat it.
Oh! A bonzai tree! Only go with bonzai tree want to go!
The samurai sur does not sharpen itself up.
Oh!
Ah! You do not cook rice with a swatter. You cook it with steam.
no yeah just pull down you're cool then begin a cool chest down you then it
give me a lot of wood okay this is enough chest for now okay I'm gonna put
everything in the chest and I'm gonna come grab you game on oh yeah I'm 36
Here's that 300, that's good, that's good, that's way.
Follow me boys, follow me gang.
I'm ahead right towards you, massage, don't you worry,
don't you lose hope.
It's right over here.
I should probably use the iron we already have,
I'm getting word for my buggy there is like 20 iron each to make the maze and it's 200 iron each
So we want to like upgrade the maze. We just go ahead and make the maze. You mean
That makes sense to me
Gotcha
I
Move share hot motion just give you two cities
We made it
Ron's weapons and armor of armors for purses
Well, I give you all you got up to 300 kilograms
Okay, you did not pick up. I mean it's considering a actual fucking mailbox
Um, yeah, okay, so I can't do anything with that.
I can't, no, I actually literally can't think of anything with you guys.
Okay.
I'll continue to sit here.
Don't make your run.
I'll be here.
Uh, can you pick, um, can you back those two things up?
Yeah, sure.
Fucking why not?
Yeah, not those as well pay I'll be here waiting all right. I'll be right back boys. I'll be right back
Do what if we just skip all this crap that we just rushed the bosses you even get new armoured weapons
Yeah, I've been sitting here for 20 minutes. We got to see what's on the other side of this now
We got to see this
I
Was we do need this base all of it we do need this base. Oh, we need the empty poison potions that met him
I'm apparently the poison would just killing it. We need empty poison potion
I'm on my way back by
All of you get follow me boys you guys. How do you make anti-poison potion is it easy?
How do you bring it to poison potion?
The wrong boss, what do you mean wrong boss? I don't need anti-poison potions for the bone mass
You do I need anti-poison anti-poison potions for the bone mass or not?
Oh
Yes, you do I need a ferment or we need a ferment or you have ferment your boss oh
Let me check my bag of tricks. Nope. No, I don't
Check your butthole. Oh
Checking it not so nothing. Let me come check it
All right, I'm ready for your next load yep
Okay, I'm gonna have to give you something back. Oh my
I'll be right back
All the guys follow me boys
I
Said easy
No, it's daddy wins the race
This is why you build the swap if we if we hadn't built in the swap
There's literally did look at my map and you must do a bunch
I see it
There's literally a cock of green coming out of the swamp that we could have built on and we would have been perfectly
That is ridiculous that is actually just ridiculous I
I should probably would take long to just do that real quick you just whenever you destroy your house you get all the stuff back
You have to destroy it. We'll keep it over there
That's fine. Well, you are stupid because the bigger problem. We'll do it later
Gaps got me these these spot hush can also carry where you be a boy wait hud
if we how much weight are you right now I am 406 oh that's easy okay 200 you
carry 200 we'll head back there it is I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Okay, hurry up
Let's see how I see we might be really good at this game. I'm not joking
I'm a I made it takes way longer to get iron stuff and other guys
We're pretty good
What's this what's this what's the speed one record? What's the speed one record?
we so are we still on track
hmm if we hurry up and be quick about we can buy get this meat run record
hot oh yeah you three minutes behind what he makes by we are hurry up much
with you makes behind a chocho I'm so happy to be out of there holy fuck
You didn't enjoy the cave for half an hour. Oh
I did not boss that's okay. We won't happen again much rare circumstances. We were living and learning
He puts in five minutes exactly
Got a real thing
I will get back with space to smelter and the furnace back down make the iron iron maces
and then we get the fermenter, make the anti-poison potion and then BAM!
It's BASTACK!
Oh my, you won't believe it. I'm out of stamina and I'm dead.
What?
I followed you, ran out of stamina in the small pond, and an eel came up and bit my Johnson.
Ah, just like we drew it up.
Excellent, Reshat, excellent.
Oh my, die.
Excellent. Hey, how you doing, box? Thank you, thank you. Real nice facing out here.
Okay, alright. Alright, now let's keep the stones and the cubes, and then we'll make
the furnace again. Here we go. Here we go. Right now, how do we use these things? Add
call
Little bit of coal
Little bit of coal
We don't have any coal
Do we can put wood wait hold on
Oh, it should be fast.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, we put the, what did the charcoal, Hoosie?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and we put the
The iron in there
And we put the coal oh
Put the coal in the there here we go there we go that word cooking
How long will this take?
I don't know.
How long?
It's about 25 coal to do 10 iron, I believe.
One coal equals one bar.
Okay, somebody's lying to me.
Is there any iron?
Oh, we got iron!
We got iron!
What are you right here nice? We have to make it
now how to
Don't think that that's how that works. How do we get cold? I'm making cold right over here
Yes, oh, oh do not tell me we need a smith's anvil to make a maze guys. We just miss anvil. Oh
My goodness
Oh my god, we do what do we need what do we need for the Anvil and what we need?
No, you need a forge you need a forge
The 20 iron and five foot one
Hello
Well, we have
making streaming entertaining
I think it doesn't matter if you truly have a fork and bring much joy to so many people.
Any time, boys, any time.
All love may.
Any time, boys, any time, any time, any time.
Thank you, my boy.
That is cursed.
That is not Mr. Patrick.
That is not Mr. Patrick.
is not mr. Patrick that is that touch after a swift in effect of lobotomy
three iron there's gotta be a quicker a quicker way to do this
we got mr. Hodge yes we got we got a we got a better way to do this boss
I think this is that moment in games like this where
It's just time to suffer just time to stop her
Yeah
You think we've reached the suffering stage. I think we have officially reached the we have to suffer stage
No
No way I don't want to suffer I
I don't think we got a choice balls
We can make the fermenter while we're waiting. Yeah, I'm gonna change the trajectory of this bag
It is just pouring poop out of the spot down the hill
This place is is AIDS this whole swap is terrible
I can't please you anywhere that's not you to roll down hell
We have the whole get on this side
I can't put this anywhere.
Go to platform, use a hoe.
You're a whore!
Fuck you!
What the hell did I do?
Wait, I got it?
Wait.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it.
There we go.
No platform needed.
Hmm.
There we go.
Alright, now that should go right there.
And then I already have six iron.
Can you figure out how to make the fermentor?
mentor for mentor for mentor how do you have a building hammer I'm useless when
it comes to this stuff I don't know how it works oh we need we can't wait in
for me to sign up on my list yeah I think we have the necessary tools like the
the like to use to the tools that you all you have to like pick up an item
first and then it says gotta build it either we have that yet what do we need
unlock it I don't know so we have crammed so many things on this workbench it's
hard to even get access to it oh you say I got an army of poop throwers on me
oh and they farted on me fantastic okay hear me out instead of building this
Iron thing yeah, I made a stag breaker a stag breaker. No stag makers are poo. Oh
No, they only do 20 damage
But it's all blood. It's all blood. Yeah, but I'm sure the mace is way better
Yeah, probably oh
I just died. I have no idea what I was doing. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent
We see to make the ferment or guys what I do we need to make the ferment door
No, I'm tail I'm pretty good at this fight and stuff we might just be on take over what we got
Fuck it at this point fuck it. Let's go. We need anti poison punch it. Oh
My god
God, oh my God, oh my God.
What item do we need to unlock the anti-po-
No, the fermentor.
The de-mentor?
Guys, what item do we need to unlock the fermentor?
Bronze, oh for fuck's sake.
Okay, listen, okay, listen, this is what I need you to do.
Wait, that means, wait, hold on.
We need bronze.
what are we doing okay that means you have to pick up our smelter and our
furnace tell them we're back to our old house go get tin and copper and
holy shit holy shit this is actually just the suffering stage this is
I'm not fucking going on a boat halfway over to Africa. I'm just going to try and put the smoker.
Well, I
Dimmick already has a bronze axe if you think I'm a bronze axe with
with uh, will it uh
Will it unlock it?
You didn't yourself trying to speedrun blind.
I literally said that we were speedrunning and nobody believed me.
I'm telling you, we have probably one of the fastest times to ever beat this game.
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Thank you, thank you.
I literally, that's what I said, and no one believed me.
Thank you, Seth.
I fucking knew it, I knew it.
Uh, uh...
If we keep going at this pace, I'll tell you, we're gonna set a record.
We might have already have.
You might have already have, yeah.
I'm putting one of the Wyrnd of the Tarko kill.
You can go over to- AHH!
Jeez.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And laughing.
Okay.
I.P.
See you later.
I'm okay.
Oh my gosh, try and kill the base.
Base
And I'm dead
He's gotta keep riding
He's like keep up the pace we slow down will lose he's like keep riding bars
He's like keep right you're saying I'm in pain. I'm in pain. I'm in pain. I'm in pain is game
No pain, no gain, Hunch!
Ah!
I thought this guy fucked up!
Okay.
Got him!
Okay, alright.
Oh wait, uh, Pete, good thing you got that one.
There's a whole other one.
What, what are we doing?
What is going on around here?
What is going on?
There we go, alright, there we go, we got him.
him oh that's good that he's not him I'm gonna die that is that thing is crazy
gonna bet I'm gonna say that thing isn't taking time to die inside the house
a little bit
This is ridiculous
This is ridiculous
And our house is so small I woke up I woke up in the fire
You know what? I don't care about boys. I beat this guy to death. I'll accept the consequences.
I'll accept the consequences.
I pay.
I pay.
See you later.
See you later. I'll see you in a little bit.
This is so much pain and suffering.
This is so much pain.
I pay.
And so much suffering.
What did we do to deserve this we didn't do anything to deserve this I've never done anything this bad in my life. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, there's a race here as well
It's in the fucking face
And I'm dead
This isn't good boss. I'm dead
Okay, alright, I killed the poop. I see the rays that are sticking over my face.
It put me in a corner of a fussy.
Excellent. Excellent. That's great to hear. That's great to hear. That's super great to hear.
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
And back alive!
And I'm feeling great!
Oh, there's another blob. That's good.
So that's just the poop blob that came out of the other poop blob.
Oh, I woke up and I was instantly poisoned by the poop blob.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I'm eating the last of my food and the last of my meat.
Don't worry, P. I'm eating the legs meat.
Oh, I'm dead again.
Oh, I might as well die next to you.
Okay guys, we just gotta keep our head on a swivel.
We just gotta keep our head on a swivel,
gotta stay positive.
We just gotta stay positive.
We gotta keep grinding.
We gotta keep making progress.
That's what it's all about.
That's what it's all about.
You can't give up.
Never back down, never won't.
Never give up.
That's right.
Okay.
All right, I'm gonna go back to the smelter and keep making the iron. I'll just give you one quick second here
One quick second. All right. The iron is in the thing
There we go, oh
We don't okay we need more iron actually in it
What are we doing this for again?
Hey, why don't we wait hold on what are we doing at all? What are we doing?
What's going on?
I I have been known for the last 30 minutes
Hey, why do I have 450 weight now we say we did I improve we I think I got like a oh
Well, I just went away
Okay, so the game saw that I was suffering and
Said let's pull a little break on him. Let's pull a little break on him
Corpse run, what's a corpse run? Corpse run Bob? What does that mean? It's the
death run? Oh after you die you have increased weight for a second. Okay that makes sense.
That makes sense, that makes sense, that makes sense. Okay all right, touch. Yes.
You see I keep running. Listen we've been cooking iron this whole time. We only
have ten full iron. That's pretty good. We only need like 30. But honestly, okay
this is what we do. We got to get that fermentor. No matter what we have to get
for me to which means we need broads which means all right is we're gonna do
here follow me I don't think this stuff would disappear oh god follow me into
the portal okay we're going through the portal what we're gonna do is we go down
into one of the of the crypts over here and we're gonna grab those red boxes
and we're gonna come back up make another smelter and forage and then we're
Make copper and iron no way copper and whatever the shit and then don't buy rings
And then whatever the next step is I forgot I don't know there should be ten around here do you see ten?
You should be ten around here
Build a base in the meadows you really haven't built a base in the meadows
We do we know I don't know we might we were teleported the meadows
Hmm copper Ted give me a copper Ted
Okay, and
My god, okay
All right, yeah, okay breaks over jokes over so much better here
Okay
Oh my three house good luck be I'll watch from afar. Okay sounds good. Yeah take notes
Take notes
Take notes. Yeah, you have your pay pay proud. I'm watching you watching
Right that down
Don't forget that one!
That's gonna be...
I did not suck!
I did not suck!
I'M SUFFERING!
I'm back we go
I have an idea
Oh my god, Hodge!
I have an idea!
It's the idea
Let's get drunk
I'm Luke, I'm a Peter
I'm Peter
All right
All right, that's the only thing left to do. I'll be right back. I'm gonna get a quick me if you can take it all right
You quick second I'll be right back. What's your tail and fried eye?
Mmm. Oh my god, I mean chicken
Mmm. That's what chicken nuggets. Oh my gosh
sometimes I like to act like I'm a T-Rex and the chicken nuggets are little other dinosaurs
running away from me.
Wow that's good.
I have a turn, I have a turn.
What's going on, I'm just grabbing.
I was telling Chad I was he I'm eating dinosaur chicken nuggets and sometimes I like to act like I'm a dinosaur
I just see back eating them. Oh, that's that's amazing. That's amazing
You gotta have fun in your old age you have time on hunch
Yeah, you're not like 35. She basically already there. She got to have fun while you play again
Enjoy a while last page. That's right. That's right. Enjoy a while. That's right
Okay, all right
Okay, we're okay, we're back on the grind we're back on the grind. Okay, here we go
You didn't kill the bear
Nope, okay hit me boss. I got scared
Got it!
You gotta go out, babe.
Thank you, watch.
Okay, now we need tin and copper.
Where do we get that?
I think there's tin right here.
There's just tin right here.
Here we go.
All right, I got...
I ate 10. That should be enough, baby. I don't know.
You see one piece of bronze unlocked in the fermentoids.
You see one piece.
Honestly, we might have a piece in the house, to be honest.
How do I think about it? This might not even be...
Like, where are they?
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
I'll take a look.
You want... You look at me a lot.
There it is we have a piece all right, we're making progress
Beautiful I know I watch you do that the fermentor and the fermentor takes five
Oh, this actually for you. Actually this is pretty easy by bronze 35 wood 10 resin
I'll be honest because I tell you something what it's just me and you out here this forest. Yeah, what?
Hey, that guy
Don't worry about him. Okay, listen. I give me a second
The hell off our block!
Wait, okay, what?
What?
We've been playing now for almost three hours.
And the first hour, it went really well.
We traveled across the sea.
We claimed new land.
But for the last hour and a half,
I spent 45 minutes of it sitting in a cave
doing absolutely jack dick.
And the other hour, I spent dying.
I felt like we've accomplished literally fucking nothing.
We're going for a speed run.
A world record speed run.
that's a speedruns is most of you like oh okay all right back to work back to work
that's where we go back to where we go back to where we go back to where we go
I do review.
Take a little look see it.
Let's take a little peep see it, little peep see it.
Little peep see it, little look see it.
I'm hoping that...
Wait, what's 10?
Wait, what?
I thought 10 makes bronze.
Why is there a fully cooked tin right here?
You just you to make the tin and the copper before you make the bronze
What
I think we're making progress I discover something to be said to our progress completely
Okay, so now we need to- Okay.
Oh my god.
You have the side quest of the side quest of the side quest of the side quest of the side quest of the side quest of the side quest to the main quest.
Right now.
I say we go scam people.
You want to go play scam? Why?
I think we go scam some people.
some people we have to win we have to beat the game tonight that's what's in my
stream title let's go get room let's go get let's go find a cave not this cave
looks really took these games you have my new cave
oh now we're finding another cave let's do it need one ten and two broads of the
Okay, so we need TWICE.
Okay, fine. Okay.
Okay.
Uhhhhhhh.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Why would I need one tin and two bronze
to make bronze?
Well, how does that make any sense?
That's copper.
Is this copper?
It was just bronze.
Tin.
And bronze.
If this bird doesn't stop following me around,
Following me around. I'm gonna fucking shoot it. We passed copper
What?
We're
Do we need any tan?
No, yeah, we need some tan the big guys
I'm getting tan that big rock with this is the copper
That's John Copper!
Wait, to the left?
Oh!
Wait, this whole thing?
What the hell, no way!
I've been working on the rest of the road!
We found the Copper!
Oh!
I wanna die, I wanna die.
Okay, wait how much out there's no we only got two copper from that three three copper
We what what's gonna do that I have two copper in the ground in the ground
What?
I really have six fucking copper in total
Fuck off, Mr. Skeleton
Skeleton, oh wait, I have oh, I have six
Yeah, I'm gonna keep digging
We do it. I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting one guy right now. He was digging
a hole. Hey, what is this? He lives right here. What is this thing?
I
Lost how are we gonna get out one copper? Oh
I gave it big enough. I'm too heavy. Can you pick it up pretty much? I can't I'm too heavy
All right, okay back to the base are we to find I
Caved and get more red cubes to make another smelter the demand
I put red cubes in the other base. How many red cubes you have four?
Drop the stone. We do we need the stone for a how much is it for a smelter?
I've got two red cubes here
Um
Um
Ummm...
Aww...
There's no more red cubes there!
Oh, there's 13 copper right here, boss! He's got 13 more copper!
Oh, guys...
Score!
Okay...
Alright...
Wait, wait, we got that!
Now we need more red cubes! We need probably like...
Oh, should be a ton of red cubes, everybody, we got it, we got cubes.
I now want to go make this weight system is absolute diarrhea fucking alligator pussy.
Holy shit, dude.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
okay you make this okay then we make this
I got it. Okay now we put the wood in the furnace. Kill me. Holy shit. We actually just
signed on today with the biggest grind ahead of us without even knowing. Without even knowing.
Oh my god. The biggest grind out of us.
We got this.
We got, we're good there. We're good there.
I know we take the coal.
We put the
um, I don't know. Wait.
Hold on. We have, we have 10 cook 10.
So guess we put the
the copper in the
tell me.
We put the copper in the thing.
Um...
Where did I put all that copper at? Oh, here we go. I got 17 copper.
And then, okay, well, I can't leave the house because the copper's too heavy.
Fantastic, fantastic.
What a sweet little beat.
What a sweet little blimey.
You know, she can TP with the ore.
You know, she can TP with the ore right, haha.
Uh, well, you literally can't do that.
Uh, you absolute dingleberry squirrel.
Uh, that makes no goddamn sense.
That's literally the one thing you can't do.
That you can do, you can keep you with literally anything but that.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Have to mod it.
Oh!
Wait a second!
You know you guys can actually fly in this game?
If you mod it and you fly, you know they actually have a Rolls Royce in this game and it's a secret.
If you mod in a Rolls Royce, wait a second. Oh my god. Do you know Drake is in this game?
He's controlled by AI. You just have to mod it.
Fucking dumbass.
I swear to god. No mod server setting. Oh wait! Wait, do you know there's a way you can get to level
one thousand instantly you just change the server settings but do you know you
can make your character twice as big? You just have to change the server settings!
You dumbass! That's con-teening! That's con-teening!
I put this right here.
What 100 subs you don't finish for 100 subs I'm gonna finish your butthole.
Listen, I'm gonna listen, Mr. Hotz, listen, we need to get this, wait, why is it not
cooking?
sit in there! Why is it-
HAHAHAHA
Oh my god, stop, stop, stop
Hunts is gone, Hunts is gone, Hunts is losing his mind
Hunts, Hunts is losing his mind
Oh my god, okay, so, okay
Now that we have this
We're trying to make the fermenter, right?
So we need five bronze
We have one bronze
No, but she- oh my god
Okay, you forgot something
We also have butt aides. We have butt aides.
We not only have one bronze, we have butt aides.
We also just- you know what- guys, congratulations.
We just unlocked the side quest to the side quest to the side quest to the side quest to the side quest to the side quest.
To the side quest, we just unlocked a new side quest before we get the other 12 side quest we're working on.
We actually had to make a bronze axe first.
because we need to go get find one so let me hold on let me let me really let
me just like kind of encapsulate what's been going on for the last hour and a
half so you can know where we're going so first we have to get the tin and the
copper to put it in the furnace to then make whatever the fuck makes bronze and
And then we can put those things in the furnace to make the bronze, to get a bronze axe,
to then go get five wood, to then get more tannin' copper, to make more grime,
and then, and on top of that, then we have to go back over, and out-deletor it or make the fermentor.
After we make the fermentor, we have to figure out how to even make anti-poison potions.
Once we get THAT, we have to get THOSE materials, which I'm sure have a MARION of a THOUSAND SIDE QUESTS to also get!
We might have to get some type of teaspoon and a MAP COOKER, and then once we're done with THAT, then we have the anti-poison, then we have to go back to the CRIP, get fucking whatever the fuck, and make fucking whatever!
Someone please tell me you wrote all that down and please paste it in the chat now, thank you.
Oh, we have got backwards since starting this stream. We have literally made anti progress fucking anti poison potion
We made anti progress
I'm drinking I've misgave us cost me a drink. All right, that's it. That's it. This game is cost me a drink. Cheers boys
Okay
He's trying to stick it one step at a time.
Okay, here we go.
We've been doing that, and we're three steps backwards.
He's literally been doing one step at a time, and it is one and-
God, that's here!
He's shut you slut mouth.
He's shut you slut mouth.
Okay. Alright. Okay. I have three copper bars and two ten. How do I turn that into
bronze? How do I do that? Hmm. A forge? Or either one of these forges? I have to make
A third thing.
Okay, all right, okay.
So now we have the side quest to the side quest to the side quest to the side quest to the side quest
To the side quest, to the side quest, to the side quest, to the side quest.
Ah.
You do have one of, well, it will butter me up and fuck me a thousand times!
Thank God!
Something doesn't take us 20 minutes back into the past!
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Alright, we have, okay, we have a forge.
We have a forge right here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ah.
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I
All right
Is he the keep on keep it on keep on keep it on no big deal
Gotta keep on
It's gotta keep on keepin on. Okay, so I have I have enough copper I need to tend now
Do you have
What's in there what's in this thing that 10
Wait, oh no, we actually have 10
It's in the one box you start to get how do you wouldn't mind opening that? Let me yeah
Oh, yeah, sorry about that. I lost myself in here. Yeah, if you could just fucking
I'm actually stuck in the box. Okay, here we go.
Where am I? Where am I? What has happened?
What has happened to the last two hours of my life? Where am I?
We have five runs now
Now we make
Brons pickaxe
We speak the horn of celebration
Don't you dare I'm about to make the horn of uninstallation
I'm not gonna lose my mind!
I'm not gonna lose my mind!
Maybe get the fort.
Okay, here you go.
You need eight rods. I was one guy.
Excellent!
Excellent!
Excellent!
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
That's the axe.
That's the axe.
Oh, it's five broad for the fermentor.
Well, yeah, we need an axe first
because we need fine wood to make the fermentor.
Unless, honestly dude, use one, hold on.
I have a way to speed this up.
I went, I went to speed this up.
Here, come with me, come with me.
I'm waiting to speed this up.
We're going to go Rob gimmick's corpse a third time.
Oh my gosh.
He has a bronze axe on him that we can use the bronze that we have on a permit door instead
of Ardynax, the gen?
Woosah!
Woosah!
Woosah!
I went to the wrong portal.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
I don't know if it's the right one.
I'm just gonna go down to his body, nice and easy.
Nice and easy like nothing too brash.
There's 400 guys, dry helping his corpse.
Like you do.
Like you do.
Alright, okay.
I've got the axe.
I have two health and I'm literally surrounded by
genuinely thousands of guys
Oh, I got bit by a leech I'm dying excellent excellent
Excellent, I can hear the arrows that will surely put it into my life whish by me. I have six out. Oh
There's a wraith on me chasing me through the forest
Excellent, I took the wrong turn and with the absolute wrong direction
another leech is not I'm dead I'm going to die my life is over and I am for sure
dead very soon honestly
Oh
All right
Well first you're well-brassed in me. Oh, oh there now on me
You're not eating food, okay?
I literally ate food, so...
You're smoking as much crack as I am.
Congratulations.
Eat better food.
Oh, okay.
Oh, let's go ahead and reach in my ass to see what I got.
Let's see what delicious entrees I have in there.
Let's go ahead and whip up something to my butthole.
See if I can rip it out
Would you find a better food a
Dingleberry and three pieces of old corn, okay, all right
Boat apetite
Boat apple feed
Boat Apple
I
See my dead body
I see a guy running away from my body like you just saw a Snickers bar from a 7-Eleven
What are you doing?
What you doing here? What you doing? What you doing? Watching your back. Oh, big spots.
I got myself a bed on back. Oh, it's over for me. I'm not really sure why you came on
this trip anyway thank you sir this kind
gentleman is boosting me across the river
for no charge a sweet little polite a
very helpful helpful kind of sewer mm-hmm
I got the bronze axe now you can go back
and get the stuff to make it for mid-thor.
Unnormal or hard with this would be brutal.
This is on hard.
This is on hard mode, guys.
This is on hard mode.
Maybe.
me. It's not whatever the default is, so I'm assuming normal. Unless easy is the default.
This is on hard mode. If there is a harder mode than this, I would rather literally fucking
Okay, I'm gonna get the um, I'm gonna get the fine wood. Okay
Okay
Why can't I repair the broadsacks?
Okay, okay, we have to use this project very sparingly and it's almost broken
Forge? Oh, you've read the Forge. Oh, thank you.
Let's see here. Okay, let me see. I gotta get some fine wood.
Oh, dude, look how peaceful. Oh, my God.
Take me back.
Take me back to a simpler time.
Take me back.
I'm back at the starting spot, Mr. Hudson.
Let me tell you, it's just, it's whimsical, it's whimsical, it's full of life, it's full of
jolly, it's full of hope, of hope. And I just love being here, I love being here.
I
Get some fine one you be second
of
of
this was the one one is a one of the
I
Can't
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, help me please god help.
Thank god.
Alright.
I'll be right back, I should get to more fight with.
Okay, all right.
Chop a BM cent.
Hey, Mr. Sexy Nut, my mom's birthday is tomorrow.
And I was wondering if you think tulips would be a good idea.
I don't know what that is.
Maybe you're tulips on D's nuts.
Turd nut.
Kill him.
Mods, find them, and kill them.
Mods, find them, kill him.
Then kill him, find him first, and then kill him.
In the game of Glorious, in the game, in Valheim.
In Valheim, in Valheim, Valheim.
I'm just thinking about how we had an objective like two hours ago and
And due to 300 side quests that all line up together to make that one thing possible
I'm over here in the beginning zone
We're supposed to be over here right now
This is this is all I'm for
This is all I desire
These boys, jeez!
Okay.
We're actually making progress now. I have the fine one.
And five bronze. I think I put the bronze in this box over here.
So we actually...
We actually are making really good progress right now. I'm not even joking.
You might actually be getting...
I've heard this.
No, I've been talking time. No, no, like actually for real you know what I put that broad dad
Well, I got it no idea okay, okay
Oh my god, we're actually you progress listen listen listen hunch
Hunch requires a roof you oh my god. Oh my god, holy
Fuck put a fork in an outlet and the other into my ass
Hold on give me a second. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me give me a second. Yeah, there's a roof.
I want that pussy. Is that one for you? No. Okay. Now it's too exposed. Give me a second,
That's the one second here, okay, boss?
You one quick second here, all right, boss?
I'm dead inside.
Yeah, that looks really not exposed to me.
You don't have any process behind it.
Okay, wait, okay.
Okay, okay, so how do we make anti-poison potions now?
What do I put in here to make anti-poison potions?
You need mead.
No, don't say that.
Mead kettle.
I don't even know what that means.
What's a mead kettle?
What is that?
From side quest 47 now.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Rah! Rah!
Alright, off to find the mean kettle.
Reps, what's a mean kettle?
What is that?
So, just tell me what it is,
and I'll play it around.
What's a mean kettle?
You make it?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEFORE 10
SIX COPPER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
OKAY
I GOT THE SEVEN COPPER
BEFORE 10
I am 10 oar
I'm gonna go cook it, okay?
Fuck you
WHA- Why fuck me?
Fuck you. Fuck you for putting me through this. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm cooking meat for the rest of this fucking string
And I have some meat
No, you can't. No, you can't. It's actually a strength. No peanut eating this meat policy
Please get the other thing on this deal. It's I thought you're gonna be oh
It could go back look at that look at that
I I thought we actually might have more 10 somewhere else
Oh, yeah, we got 10 right here with five we need to cook any we're actually already we can do this right now
No, I should make a real promise here boys
You see a couple leather scraps maybe leather scraps
No
I'm sure you love this crap.
Please see if you love this crap. Just do it. Just do it.
Don't even take your inventory and just say your deal, please.
I do. I'm not. I don't.
I don't have it. Sorry.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Just give me a second.
Um...
Wait, uh...
Okay.
Hmm...
Oh my brother degrading a good game nobody asked you to play my brother
to me okay nobody asked you to play shut up pussy
biggest pussy thing I've heard in a week somebody get that man a tube of
Vagicel. Oh my god.
No we have to, oh no no no, we have to play the game. We don't know we have to play.
Holy Jesus Christ. Pussy drier than the Sahara.
All right I gotta find a hog.
I've got one. Oh
Presentant
Presentant
I gotta find a hog
He won't hog. It's only two leather scraps each hog gives you two
You see to find one hog the
That's a deer
Pushing more abrasive than champagne. I think you got the message. I think you got the message
We see dog. We see there's one on just one
Mr.. Mads and Mrs.. Human
My boys boys good man good. Ah, man. He takes your mom was
He takes your mom was
Hmm, Pia is the Yalming of Valheim. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. At least I'm getting the respect I deserve.
Thank you, good sir.
There's a little guy.
Where's our hog at?
Huh?
You harboring all the hogs?
I'm cooking hogs boss, I'm cooking hogs.
You're cooking hogs?
I'm cooking hogs.
I see some, I see a hog or two.
There's no hogs.
This place used to be breathing full of hogs.
We killed them all boss.
On the eighth side quest before the ninth side quest
before the fiftieth side quest.
Oh, of course.
Every hog.
Many moons ago, many moons ago.
Oh, Mr. Rommers, they're following me.
What good man, good man.
Be safe, you, my boy.
Do we have five cyclists deep?
No, we have like 50 cyclists deep.
If I could just find a hog, all my dreams would come true.
I could just find them, just a quick hog.
I
Could I could come back to me everything would be okay. We'd be a family again
Nice nice hogs like open plains don't they
Yeah, wait hold on. I'm going the wrong direction. I gotta go down to this overplay
I've been watching for an hour and a half, and you have done nothing
Yeah
That's well, that'll happen
Gotta be careful out there. Gotta be careful that'll happen and laugh
Listen, all jokes aside, we are actually very close to, if we skip the maze, if we skip
making the maze and go straight to the boss, we are actually very close to doing so.
You only have two side quests left.
It's killing the hog, which gives us the last piece of the kettle, and then we just have
to put stuff in the kettle to make the anti-poison potion.
At that point, we can actually go fight the boss if we want to, which I say we do.
I say fuck the mace, we just gonna see if we can kill him.
You mean?
That's what I say.
I'm in.
I burnt some meat.
Fucking kill me.
How are you burning meat?
You have one job, and that's to sit there and watch the meat.
Kill yourself.
Aaaaaaah!
Dude, there's not a single hog out here.
I'm not even joking.
There's not a single hog anywhere on the map.
This is crazy.
Oh shit, there's a hog right there. Oh my god.
Come here, you son of a bitch.
I mean you said
Holy shit, I just eviscerated them
Broke him down to his Adams and Moscow
All right, I got three leather scraps we have a ICF for hold on
Yeah, four leather scraps. It's double what we need. I'm on the way back
I've been watching you and hudged fuck each other for three hours and I'm thoroughly
entertained.
Fuck the haters Pete.
God, good luck with God's Pete.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir for your patronage.
May I take your hat sir?
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
Thank you sir.
sure. May I take your hat? Sure. Make the maze? I won't lie to you. We did leave the
smelter back at the swamp maze, fully maxed out and running, so if we wanted to make the
maze, we actually probably would be pretty damn close anyway. Did we? We let that thing
running on max you probably we get upgraded we could buy you get pretty
easily okay I should have enough of the kettle now let me get that going here get
that going I see the copper or whatever wait what do I need
In a six copper, you had seven copper somewhere
Okay
What
Oh, there we go.
Alright, got it.
Okay.
Make a hog farm.
Hog farm?
Okay, oh, we did it.
Okay, oh we did it!
We did it!
Alright, now what do I put in this thing to make anti-poison guys?
It needs fire.
What?
Like a campfire?
I need to build over a fire oh shit, okay wait
And it deleted the chopper
You can't be serious you cannot be serious, okay
I got it. I got it. Okay. Alright. Okay. Hold on. Uh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait. I got it. Okay, I got it. Now what?
Mr. Nut, how would you recommend growing as a small fry?
Him live every day.
I post on all platforms.
But there is zero growth.
Need advice from you guys.
Let me give you the size, my boy!
Let me give you that size!
Two things, my boy!
Stream on TikTok and get right up to the line
of sexism and racism without being sexist and racist.
I'm John, you know, oh, oh, hey.
Move up to the stratosphere.
Move up to the stratosphere.
It's the meta.
It's the meta.
Write that down, you write that down.
Write that down, boys.
Write that down.
Cheers boys, cheers gentlemen, cheers!
Okay, um, wait, okay, it's just the, it's, I'm gonna say it's the tasty mean tasty lower
health generation with increased, no we don't, you know, how do I make anti-poison potion?
Guys, how do you make anti-poison potion?
You need honey?
I actually found a honey thing like a long long time ago right when we started
I wonder if I still have that somewhere. We have a base back when we started
Yes
I ate the honey. I but I oh, yeah, I remember we owe I ate the honey, but I saved the queen bee
I ate honey, but I saved the queen bee guys
Pick up this so what's this song?
This old and coal the fuck is that we what you mean we come on
This old this old glowing pants plants in the black forest. Oh, yeah, wait wait. He's going plant in the black forest
Yes, wait, hold on. Yes, you went over here
They are blue. Yeah, I see something blue over here. Oh, you're right here.
Do you accept this one? Oh, bam! Poison resistance! Well, hunch we're making progress.
Not too heavy.
I'm sorry I fell asleep there you go you gave me coal oh shit
I must have a good power.
Sorry.
Sorry boss, I'm real sleepy boss.
That's okay boss.
That's okay.
That's okay boss.
Okay let me, uh, okay, let's see here.
Poison resistance being five-fizzle, one necktail, ten colon, ten honey.
Oh, I think I gave you the raw meat.
I quit.
Here you go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, we need, we need more?
Wait, we need 20 honey, but I, I don't, I've been playing this game for like 10 hours
total and I've seen one, one beehive and it gave me one honey.
That means by that calculations it would take us 200 hours to get the honey necessary.
Um
Make beehives, yeah, but how long do I have to wait for a beehive to make honey?
Like is it instantaneous? Is she just gonna start pooping out honey?
Oh, is that the thing that she's gonna start pooping out honey?
One honey per in game day
Okay, all right, so okay, listen, this is what we're gonna do
And this is what we're gonna do, okay
It's all apparently it's way more than that. Okay, it's way more than that. Okay
Lock it. Okay. All right
Okay, I listen I listen listen you help me get this
You know, I found the queen bee. I got I got the queen bee you help listen you help me do this
After we beat this boss we'll go play the scammer bro. No, I'm getting off. I'm going to sleep. No, you hate you
No, you hate you
Hi guys, what do I do with the green bee? What do I do with the green bee guys? What do I do with them?
Use your hammer. Oh, you got it. Oh
Yeah, I've got a mystical force in this area stops you
Okay, okay. Okay, the bees are sleeping. How do we wake him up? Tom's done pooping on me. How do I
Wait now we sleep. Oh, yeah, all right. I just find a better quick
Okay
Are you in the bed?
I'm in the bed.
Okay, we're making progress.
Did the bees poo potty?
I'm on fire. The bees are happy. Oh, what a joy. What a joy. Oh, that's great. Oh,
boy, that's great. Oh, boy, happy bees. Wow. Okay, wow. That's great. That's great to
here. That is great to hear, I'll tell ya.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Guys, guys, what do I do now? Something just tell me, just do it. Just tell me, what do I do now?
Just do it, just tell me, either that or fucking kill me.
What a shock in my mouth, blow me out, blow my shit out.
What's, jumpy, come back later?
Okay, we have a...
Uh, sleep again?
Yeah, we can't sleep again.
We can't sleep at this time.
In the game, boys, in the game, in the game, in the game.
Okay, I'm gonna look around.
All right, once the update, I got cheese.
We have, um...
We have we have takeoff you should we have we don't have a problem
We we have one we we have some happy bees mr. I we got some happy bees
I'm saying
Give concepts of a plan
concepts of a plan
Oh, okay, uh, I'm gonna get more bees
Hot what I need you to do is I need you to work on the maze you do you do that or no?
It's fine
Yeah, make more iron. Yeah, there we go make more iron. Yeah back at the swamp base
Whoa, whoa, that's what I would it's
Oh
Don't hold up wait a minute hold up wait a minute. I'm a right
Hold up. You want me to go to the swamp base?
it viciously attacked by
race and
Giant pieces of fucking shit on
Repeat while I sit there and continue to try and craft more iron. Yes
Yes, I do.
The bunglater needs your help, Mr. Hutch.
He needs you
to give him the three magic numbers on the back of your mom's credit card.
Can you do that for me, shoulder?
Is anyone CDBs?
Is anyone CDBs?
Thank you, Mr. Hutch.
Thank you.
It's that big blue thing.
That's this guy
Okay, does anyone see the bees?
Okay, I'm not seeing any bees here
If that is saying you walked by a house which had bees in it. No, I I I
I'm searching the houses
I'm switching the houses right now
You guys see a lot of houses, I might find a couple of bees, to be honest.
So far, no cigar, but I might find some bees.
Oh, oh what a delight.
What?
I'm dead.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
There's actually a ton of rude houses here. I might find some bees. I actually might find
some bees right here.
Okay, so we're throwing poop at me, search over here maybe.
No bees there.
Still want some poop to be again.
No bees there.
Uhhhhhhh.
There's a lot of root houses. There's no way I don't find any bees.
Honey? Honey in the chest. What chest?
You fucking get out of here. There's honey in the chest. Yeah, which says this says
Hmm, I think I'm getting one guy. Oh, yeah
Okay, I was getting one guy. I was getting one guy. Okay. All right
fantastic
Fantastic. All right, excellent
excellent
All right, I'll do the next one. I love the fact that when you're overweight in this game
Yeah, you just stop fucking moving entirely and I just stopped moving entirely in the water and an eel
jumped out and fucked me
excellent eggs
Etcelebot Etcelebot Etcelebot Etcelebot...
There's- OH THERE'S SOMETHING THERE'S SOMETHING THERE'S SOMETHING!
You guys I just shoot it right no I just shoot it?
I FOUGHT HONEY I FOUGHT A BEHAIF!
What's the percentage of the chance that he actually gets a queen from out of it?
I just got two queens. Now I'm joking. I just got two queens. I'm gonna be high. Oh
My god. Oh my god. I got two queens and three honey. Oh my god. Oh my goodness
huge huge
Fuck yeah, we're cooking we're cooking
Let's
Let's
Wait, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back to the
The first beef arm and put two more beef arms down
You're I'm saying just get on no cap
Then I'll okay
Then I'll keep it real for me foo
You need to do that
I'll just let the sound of my Honda.
Shit.
See!
See!
Yeah, sir, I got myself a Toyota Camry with a little square cut out of the front hood
with a metal piece sticking out of it and goes,
hmmm.
Hmmmm.
But I'm only racist on Wednesdays.
I'm heading back up to the main.
Hell yeah, brother hell yeah.
I'm heading back up. Okay. All right. Hold on now
There's at least two more bees for honey wait
I'm super lucky with the fuck we usually not get to is it actually ready to get to
You feed bees out of one bee, well I guess it wouldn't make sense because beehives usually
don't have queen, multiple queen bees.
Like that one song says, do what?
The maple, what's a maple?
Maple is rare?
Go back to the maple.
The maple?
go back to the maple for maple the maple go back for the maple
maple these nods what's the maple it was your maple guys where's that
The wood structure where that was down there what that one
I'm not I don't care I did not even Rd 24 cent did you see hutch almost attacked his shadow
again today I did not shot it but I did not also couldn't open a water bottle
well you know well that's well you know that'll happen that'll you know well
that'll happen that'll happen that'll happen boys your fat beds if you build
you next your basics of the maple for highest resting buff it's pretty rare
well I guys I just want some fucking honey you'll beat me again fuck me fuck me
fuck me this is a fuck me all right I just want some honey bars I just want
some honey bars I just want some honey I just need some money give me honey give
Give me honey, give me honey, give me honey, give me honey, give me honey, give me honey,
give me honey, give me all your honey, give me all your honey right now, give me all your
right now I follow me guys follow me boys oh yeah I now have three be highs okay
I said I said I have a thousand fucking honey where's my honey now where is my
honey where is it I've done what the gods have asked I've done what the gods have
Add some B and I have not been given any honey
Hold him up with a gun hold the bees up with a gun
Happy equals happy honey wait three or four days
Okay, I've got three
Be hives hot so now we should be the honey to be rolling in you mean
This is be rolling at this point. I need to roll in and the honey should just be rolling in at this point
Just rolling in
There's be almost so much honey
There's so much honey
Those bees are gonna be so happy. The bees are happy?
Guys, what should we do? How do we make...
We gotta put some LSD in that BI or something. We gotta make these guys happy as shit.
We need 20 honey right now. We need 20 dude. As soon as I get 20 honey and I make these
anti-poison motions, I don't give a damn. Mace or no mace, I'm going right for the
buzz. I don't care. Live or die. Live or die, I'm going right for the buzz. Live or die,
I'm going right to the figure man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
One honey every 20 minutes.
Come on.
Come on.
Put it inside here.
Come on up.
Ooh.
I'm going to slip it in.
I'm going to slip it in.
Guys!
Where is my honey at?
Where is my honey at?
five more beehives you already found like all the beehives
I
Do you have any do you have any updates on the irons?
Fuck you. I just you said you've been cooking just a little bit of a
I
The whole time you have been the whole time you have a little bit higher for me boss. I currently have
18 higher 18
I read that's great cooking this entire time. That's so great to your boss. That's so great to you
I'm not cheating second day why no, I'm chewing on Jesus
What so out of all of those irons that we mind yeah
They only produced about
What are they not?
Well, we need 30 irons just for the fucking fords, so I guess we're not going there with maces
Yeah, we currently have cooked ready to go 37 iron we beat before news. Yeah news. Why I just found
More iron. Oh god. This now
Well, I don't know the
Uncooked-to-cooked ratio. So let me cook this. I'll give you an update. Oh, wait, wait. He's
Oh my god I got bit. Fuck me to tears peanut. Fuck me to tears. I got bit by the eel again. I am going to quit
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I'm dead
This make the damn porn boss
You want to hear about your problems?
You want to hear about your stupid problems?
I'm back to cooking boss.
Why make the forge?
You guys, you need the forge to make the maze, right?
You need the forge to make the maze?
I
Wait hold on wait we don't make a forage
You know, no, no, no, no not a force. No, no, no, no, you know, I know it's all right spitting stone. That's what we use spitting stone
We eat up. What's it called?
Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to spit an envelope. No, no, don't be a force be a spits and well
I am gonna continue cooking every last metal. We have
that we use to slam down the end you get put it down we need to make a spits
and no boss and you'll put it down when you get there about you always buy
another honey thing yeah I don't believe you get the requirements for it I'm
I'm smelting all these metal balls.
Um, um, I'm actually cooking.
I got eight hotties and two more bees now.
We are cooking.
We are cooking, boys.
The kitchen is hot.
The kitchen is hot.
I'll tell you what guys, I mean, she ain't doing,
ain't nobody doing like this.
Ain't nobody doing like this.
I'll see that right at anybody who like this.
Love the stream, keep it up with the Valheim please.
I would love to, but unfortunately,
I have a five course dinner of 12 games
to eat in about an hour.
So, we'll have to reschedule.
Let's head back to the base, and then we'll make the beehives.
We'll make the beehives and, or whatever.
We need the beehives, and we'll make beehives.
I will make a bunch of happy bees
The bees are so happy I know I'm so I'm so excited for him. I'm so excited for those bees. Oh, what a delight
Hey, Mr. Bits, how you doing my boy?
How'd you go with the iron?
They currently have 45. Oh, that's a lot. We honestly might be able to both make bases
What do you have the other requirements for that the Smith?
I don't even know how to check it. Oh, it's just 20 iron and five lids. Oh, yeah, it's only 20 iron and five wood
Oh, we can actually do what you we can actually do this hot for real. Oh
My goodness good
That's good. You don't need that damn it. But you don't need a smithing thing to make a maze
You sir
Just make the maze, eat the forge, well that's gonna be a problem, you guys, you can't teleport
our shit back, wait, that's fine, listen, a forge is only six copper, but how are we
gonna get the forge to, oh my god, we literally can't make maces because the forge, fuck!
the copper only spawns back at our other base and the iron only spawns at our
swamp base so we would have to transport one of those two items back to one of
the other bases which we can't use to tell it but we'd have to take it by boat
What's that not doing? Use your boat? No. No, I will not.
So you're telling me I have died three times to these eels cooking this iron for
absolutely no fucking reason. No, no, no, we'll do it. We'll do it. We'll take the
iron back and we'll make our our maces. We'll take the boat. The boat should be
pretty fast yeah we have a phone so it's pretty fast you mean great the bees
oh I got a honey I got a honey I sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep you already have
ten honey that's half the honey we need this is actually it this is actually it
we're about to actually cook we're about to actually go find the boss
think about it all you do is get this honey back over there make the poison and
then we just take the iron save it back rather do see pot of big butter but we're
We're good.
Oh.
You can say it.
We don't, yeah.
Wait, wait.
Oh.
Wait, wait.
I don't need ten more.
One makes six poison.
Oh my god.
We're done.
We're done.
We're done.
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
I can't sleep, Pee.
I can't sleep.
We're done.
We did it.
There's no fire here.
It's gone.
thirty minutes to brew potions
that's not true
no that's not true
that's not true
please spare us from this hell
please lord
don't put me through this
are you gonna sleep better or not?
are you gonna sleep?
i'm gonna fucking kill you
I am going to kill you.
That's fine.
We'll just use that time to go get the boat, grab the iron, and sail it back, okay?
I'm teleporting so I can sleep.
I have another idea.
I'm going to text my server guy and allow us- or teleportation.
I can not sleep because I am wet.
Jeter lick my sack.
Lick lick the tape down to the tip of my shaft.
Okay. All right.
I'm teleporting back right out the honey
You have one necktail
Well, I got Nicktail. I need one more of those blue bushes.
Give me blue bushes.
Hey, one more of the blue bushes. You see blue bushes, Hodge?
No.
You sure, boys?
Um...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What?
No.
What? What happened?
No, no, no. I don't see nothing.
I'll see nothing. I don't hear nothing. I'll see nothing. I see him. I see some I see some I got my bottom
Well, I got I got 15 of them that's plenty that's plenty
All of these boys follow me gag
I
Sure we got it. I don't think he's up
We have to say like we have to say like all right. I've got that
How about this I see how about this a tent call how about this like I don't have full
the boat and I'm gonna start sailing back to you now with the iron on you yep okay
can you carry all that out at once well I am out of coal I'm out of coal I can't
cook anymore ask your chat does fifty iron get us what we need please God say
it does
peanut I need you to say yes I don't just peanut please what please tell me it's
enough what is what yes it's enough but I have something else I need to worry
on that would you said the six this gives you six points for this impotence it
only give me one but it's a we celebrated for nothing I put it in the
fermenter we need these to be fermented
Oh, whoa.
Oh!
I never mind, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Thanks boys.
Thanks boys.
Alright boys.
Alright, now wait, okay, now I'm gonna go and see how much the maze costs.
Can we see it?
The maze costs.
Have I not suffered enough?
Have I not suffered enough?
For that you're huddling around.
For that you're seducing around and huddling around.
Get out of here!
How much does it cost boss? I don't know!
Boss!
I don't even see it! Boss!
Boss, we need more coal boss.
Is I even here?
Boss, I need coal.
Upgrade the forge?
We need upgrade the forge.
No way.
What? We talking about a cyclist, a cyclist, a cyclist, a cyclist, a cyclist, a cyclist?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That'll prove Fords!
Oh, no.
What?
Fords Level 1?
Oh, it's bellows. We need bellows.
I
Don't I get cold oh
Wait, oh wait, this is not bad at all. He's in five deer hide in four chains. Can you bring four change with your boss?
I should know all the way. We already have to be changed. I'll get the change. I'm gonna change
Wait, what do you say? Why do you need cold? Why the hell will you punch me equal? I need cold so I can cook the iron
Just get the fucking iron and bring it over here. Oh
Oh my god.
Is it good?
The damn I am.
Only at 50, that's not enough.
How do you know that's not, we have no idea how much it cost.
Because your chat said it wasn't enough.
My chat says a bunch of shit.
Give me a chance at you.
Yeah, three.
That's enough, thank you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Listen, I'm about to be able to tell you how much it cost.
Just give me two seconds, okay?
Okay.
I'm not selling that fucking ship over here with the wrong amount of iron I
Would rather die
Oh, it's got a bellows, okay. All right, here we go here we go it caused
20 iron eaves. That's it. 20 iron.
And we don't need to do nothing else. We don't gotta jump through a hoop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And fucking be able to walk on water.
We will have to kill a couple of honds. That's it.
Guys, you bring 40 iron over here. Can you have every much?
I can sure as hell try.
Okay.
Okay, all right, so I have to
Find the ship
Sell the ship over here to our base
Load the ship up with iron. Yes, so it's back to you
Okay, yes
Yes
Yes
Can you do that for me soldier? Can you do that for me soldier?
The tanning rock leather for mace it means it means was who eat forty iron over here stat. I'm gonna get this six
I'm gonna get the six leather scraps. I'm gonna get the six leather scraps and then once we're done with that
Then then we find the nearest bridge and we jump off and kill ourselves
All right, you got that. I don't even care about killing the boss at this point. I just care about getting this far done
Okay, you would you would actually I'm not exaggerating you would not believe
The amount of mother fuckers that is over here trying to kill me right now
There has to be a thousand of them I
Have four of the leather scraps I need two more that's one hog. I see you to get this iron over here
Can you do that for a Jeep?
Yeah problem a little bit of a issue here. What's the problem the boats gone?
Why?
We need a boat under the boats more than your Northwest
I
Directly west out directly west directly west
We are find a hog boy fully voice the iron to other world than TP
Take iron to another world you would actually that's funny because my action my plan B
Was to travel interdimensionally on a rocket ship and bin space and time and
And then I was gonna shove the iron up my ass
While a homeless person played a ukulele till I fornicated with them and then I would be there the
Multiverse homeless person butthole
Extravagant is the plan. I was gonna call it
Fuck this switch world me. What?
The ship was destroyed by the monsters. No, it wasn't
Yeah, you're just in the wrong spot. I can see you
Where am I supposed to go north?
Bro, I'm I've already went over there brother. It's gone. I'm looking at gimmick's body gimmick's body
I remember seeing this and knowing where the ship is it is gone. He's sure
Yes
There's gimmick's body the ship is right next to it to the left. It's fucking God
This is a this is really a nail biter dot-dot-dot will he be fine tonight?
Yeah
Chat it can they get the monsters kill the ship
Well, yeah, they do but I wouldn't do not on it usually
I'm literally looking at a box in the middle of the fucking water where the ship used to be
are you sure yes we got all you have the materials for the ships me the water
just go out to the ship and and grab the stuff and then you gotta put a workbench
I see a quick hog.
There's a quick hog.
Why is there so many deer and no hog?
Why is there so many deer and no hogs?
Where's all the hogs at? Where the hogs at? Where the hogs at?
Where the hog's at?
Where the where the hog's at? Oh, there's a hog. Let's go. Let's go beat him to death
Take that pussy. God yeah
Okay, I've got the leather fragments now it is not one not two
not three
but four leeches
sitting around all of the ship parts while a skeleton archer is fucking me
there's nothing I could do. Wait.
You need to come over here. Why don't we just oh no we can't bring the forces
walk never mind music is pleasant that's very nice it's very relaxing and calming
really helps out with the unending suffering and torment that I'm feeling.
All right, I'm coming out of you guys
All of me boys follow me gang
New ship. Well, yeah, I actually you recovered the items for the ship
Builder it's surrounded by leeches. I'm currently shooting them with boats. I've killed four of them
I think that five. All right. I'm heading to you now. I'm gonna come up. Yeah, boys
All of me boys follow me gang
Prepare at the forge, really bad forge.
I'm heading towards you, Mr. Hodge.
I'm over there.
Keep your beepers open, boys.
Yeah, look, you got around to me.
For the love of God, make a new world with the iron in your inventory.
Rob it, teleport, and go back and pick it up, please, I beg you.
Um, um, um, um, uh, what the absolute fuck is that?
Um, what the actual, uh, butt shit is that?
I, I, I just, I've, I've, I've seen horse behind my copy engine.
I
See my world
I don't think you've seen something like this before you're talking about the big yellow thing that's floating in the woods
Yeah, I was chasing me for five minutes. No, it's a giant dream. I'm sure. Oh, okay. I haven't seen that one
Oh good night time fucking dead I
I'm always do you now you said fast hold fast old fast warrior. I'm always do you
Okay
All right, where's the boat at?
I've
Been telling you it was fucking destroyed. You think I was lying
You you thought I was you thought I was just stupid. I didn't remember where the fucking boat was, huh?
I have a couple of me
They coming to join us.
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
High five to high bro, I'm telling you right now.
Hold on, get back fools, get back.
Get back fools.
Back to dive, back to feed.
You were pretty powerful, you see how these weapons got down.
Well, what's it make a new world with the iron in your inventory? Drop it, teleport, then go back and pick it up?
What does that mean?
I'm not too sure.
I don't know what that means at all.
It's tag, cheese strats, it's cheating.
It's sheep. Oh, he's trying to cheat. He's trying to cheat. I was to stop from the bone. Did you pick it up?
I think so.
What is it?
On me, I think?
What is it? What all is it?
I don't know. I never built a boat before.
No, I did build a boat.
I don't know what you see. It should be...
35 wood, 10 gear.
P, P, P, P, P, P!
Oh, I died.
Well, that'll happen boys, that'll happen, that'll happen on this big jump.
I, I just, can I pitch something? Can I, can I pitch something? Can I pitch, can I pitch an idea?
Can I pitch an idea?
I can't do it anymore, please.
I just can, I just can I just pitch a quick idea for you.
What? What? What?
We don't, we just fucked the iron, fucked the bones.
We, we just take our empty poison potions and we go find the boss.
Oh wait, you know what actually?
We need a boat to get to the boss.
Yeah, I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
Watch!
No, no, no.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
You're not.
See, I got a fucking tournament tomorrow, dude, okay?
I don't care if you got your renewal of your wedding house tomorrow.
You fucking stay it off.
Bro, bro, bro.
What?
Okay, um, what the fuck is that?
You texted me today and I said, sure, I'll play.
What? Oh, we see.
Number one, I didn't know we were gonna be just duo-wing these fucking bosses.
One, two, if I would have known the level of pain that was coming,
I would have blocked your fucking number.
Okay, I want you to know that.
I would have blocked you.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me right now.
We just, we just listen, we make a raft.
We want you to, we want you to make a boat.
We make a raft, it takes two seconds.
We go to the boss, we fight it, and then we hop on a scam line.
I'm not staying on P. I'm going to sleep.
Okay, just quick-wrap to the-to the boss.
Okay.
He died, kid.
But he's a jolly copelo, but he's a jolly copelo, but he's a jolly copelo.
I'm contrived in my days.
I'm adding back.
I'm adding back.
I'm on the way back.
There's like a bob a quick Lucy doozy
Big Lucy doozy to rejuvenate my senses
And I okay
I had no idea.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ahhhhh!
Congratulations, Jack!
Congratulations!
I'm in hell right now.
Congratulations, Jack!
Congratulations, Jack!
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
What? What do you want, Hans?
On my way over here, I was running, you know.
There were you right in reason there was 28 iron on the ground so I accidentally picked it up and ran all the way across the map with it
Excellent
Excellent excellent day, Mr.
Lante
All right, let me okay. Let me I'm sure grab my stuff real quick. All right. No big deal
Do you grab my stuff? No big deal be right there, okay?
by the way I saw that yellow things we're talking about I saw that yellow thing it was
It's quite large and quite necessary, Mr. Hodge.
Mr. Hodge?
Mr. Hodge?
Yeah, yeah, yes!
Okay.
Yes!
Yes!
Comedy!
Oh, you died. Alright.
I can't do it.
I can't, I can't, I can't do it, I can't do it.
Listen, just, we just gotta get our stuff.
We just gotta get our stuff and build a raft
and go to the bars, okay?
That's all we need to do.
That's all we need to do.
That is very simple, very simple, very simple.
All right, Mr. Rudge?
Where is our fucking campfire in our base I'm so you remove the campfire no yes you
did how would I have done that maybe I did one of us did for sure not blaming
you holy shit Kelly all right I'm going back for a fourth time to get my stuff
I'm I'm I'm I'm heading back for a fourth time to grab my goodies
Who's gonna go? We should have mosey on back over. I have no food to eat. So don't ask me to eat food
I don't have any fire to get rest in so don't ask me to get rest in I
Don't have my power up and it's on cooled out. So don't ask me to use my power up
I want you to eat my ass
Follow me guys, follow me gang.
I see my stuff. I'm closing in on my items.
Uh, what are you doing here?
Just waiting on you boss.
okay okay all right all right we see a wrap we're gonna build a wrap right now
you ready you got some company boss where oh my god you was out in six
resin give me resin on you yes I do here you go how much you got right here
well well boy now we need we need some what that's all we just a little bit of
alright I know follow me immediately follow me immediately but ready okay I'm
carrying too much okay you got actually gave me what am I carrying too much
What? What?
Oh my god!
I think... I think you ran over my iron that I brought over.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We should probably take a nap now.
We should probably go to sleep and a lot of mean things outside.
I'm not taking a little nap.
I'm not taking a little nap.
I'm not going to be outside anymore.
We can't because I'm starting to remove my fireplace.
I'll say someone.
You removed the fireplace.
You.
I'm going back to my shit.
I'm not going back over there.
Fuck you.
We built the raft over here.
I'm not going back over there.
I don't want to be there anymore.
This place fucking sucks.
Oh.
What the hell is that thing?
What kind of dog is that?
I've never seen a dog like that in my whole life.
He would.
He always backed my stuff.
You see, it's very simple, Ms. Rods.
All you do is grab my stuff and get back to the base.
That's it, all right?
You understand?
Very simple, very simple.
Very simple, very simple, you understand?
Okay, they're throwing poop at me.
They're throwing poop at me right now.
Oh yeah, I have my stuff. I have my stuff.
I have my stuff. I have my food. I ate all my food. I have all my armor on.
Oh yeah, I have a good chance of making it back now. I got a good chance of making it back.
Have you judged?
Follow me boys, follow me gang!
I'm going right for you, Mr. Hunter. I'm going right for you. What you need to do is go back
to the portal and build the wrap back at our other base, our second day base. You know what
I'm saying? It's nice and safe. It's also closer to the boss. You'll see the fermented anti-poison
potion drop the iron dumbass left the iron I feel like I feel like some people
just watch the stream without paying any attention you gotta be sitting there
like anything before 30 seconds ago is completely gone from their mind I mean
Absolutely eviscerated from their mind
If something happened more than 30 seconds ago, don't expect a recall don't expect to recall from some some people here
Are you ready get the portal get the portal hot is there time to wait
what
is your height what
what oh any of this shit is that i don't care i just think that all up thank you for that
okay okay it says it's still fermenting as as i'm oh my god
Come on!
Excellent! Excellent!
Excellent! Excellent!
Alright, Hudge. Okay.
Oh, wait a minute, Hudge. We sleep in the game, it'll speed it up fairly. Let's sleep in the game, yeah?
Oh wait, I destroyed the bed.
I destroyed the bed so I can put the bellows down.
Okay, that somehow didn't give me the wood.
Hold on, can you see it?
There are enemies nearby.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm not getting up.
I'll deal with the enemies.
Just give me a second.
Just give me a second.
I'll deal with the enemies.
Just give me a second.
This is crazy. There's a thousand of them.
And I'm pretty sure I just saw it say Day 25 on the screen, which means I won't be
now we're literally going to the boss right now we're literally going to the
boss right now you we've done all the last I would you do this to me do you
hate me yes you hate me yes I am a constant pain
oh mr. Rose I'm a good man good man and mr. James get a little bite
There's one good man doing a bad...
He saved you, my boy.
We need portal for boss.
No, no, no, we don't need any portal for boss.
You need to make a bed over there.
They also need 10 withered bones to activate the boss.
We have those, right?
Boss?
Yep.
Boss, are you purposely making your internet go down so you don't have to play?
Because I feel like that's what's going on.
I was teleporting back over the other machine and it's a Withered Box.
Oh, 1000% yeah, I think that's what's going on here guys.
I think we cracked this case wide open.
One of the oldest tricks in the book.
There's three withered bones.
There's six.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes, we can hear you.
Yes, I just scored, crashed.
What'd you say?
I just, we have nine withered bones.
We need.
10 withered.
I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I know where to get them. I'll be right back. That's
behind you. Yeah, check the chest. I think I have some in there actually. Yeah, let's
wait, wait, wait, the chest over the swamp. Yeah. Oh, thank God. Okay, we have 13 with
Okay. Alright. Okay, do you? Okay. Alright, Hunter, you ready for adventure?
I said are you ready for adventure? I'm ready. Okay.
We're finally going to the boss right now right here right now boys once the fermenter is
It's done for minting.
Woo!
Woo!
We're, we're, whoa, almost there guys, almost there.
You see the fermenter to be done for minting and we are on our way.
There's a giant booger man coming to us
That made the wrap like all he's doing is wait for the permission. What's this is done. We're done. I
Know we're doing a little L for parents, but I don't care
Oh, yeah, my discourse also having some problems it's fine. We've got way here for the permission
hmm the boat is faster than the raft oh hey fill your bottle up with mayonnaise
and fuck yourself we can't do that I'm not going on another side quest for another
side quest for another side plan so the piece of wood I'm floating the water on
It's 10% faster.
Are you talking to me?
No!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, it's almost...
You know what, we might as well work on the boat while we wait for this anyways.
It's 80 bronze of the ring.
It's Friday.
And if you do, I will turn your inside into peanut butter, leave you at the floor leaking
from the ground with it.
It's just not believable.
It's too many, it's too many, it's, it's too many things.
It's too many, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know what?
make the boat I had she just found the stuff I just found the stuff to make it
let's just let's just whip up the whip up the old boat let's whip up the old
boat get a little bit of bronze going make some bronze nails
You should have enough arrows to fight the boss by the way, boss.
See ya.
Ummm.
Uh, oh my god.
Why?
I need wood.
And I need Flint, and I need medicine for my crippling depression after I finish this
playthrough.
Give me some fucking Lexapro, give me something, I need something.
I need, you have the food for both of us, right?
Yeah, I have a good amount of food.
Oh, you got it.
That's great to hear, boss.
That's great to hear.
35 what and we have a boat now we would have to spend an hour on the water
Some you guys can find what is it is the fermenter died
Three in-game days
I'll be in game days is it been since we did it
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
That's G-Fitty. That's G-Fitty?
It should be done here very soon.
I should actually put that in there a long time ago, you mean?
I feel like we put that on there a long time ago.
I'm never gonna look at water the same after these leeches.
Every time I go near the water I get nervous
There we go just a little bit more birds win or fine with it whatever here we go just live it white
It's a little bit more wood
By the way, do you have two axes I do but only one of those broads and no I actually don't have two axes in my line
What the fuck happened to my axe?
Okay, that's good. I don't know what happened to you. Okay, well build a long boat. I'm building a fucking boat
Is there something as a long boat to do this thing as a long boat? Wait, a long boat? No, die. Kill yourself in the game of course.
Wait, hold on, wait. No, we're making a car. We're making a car. I don't know what a long boat is. Die.
build a dracar what's a dracar a what that gotta be a slur wouldn't dragon
ornament make your own legendary by decorating it with a dragon oh hey no no
I won't be doing that no I actually won't be doing that no I rather shove
of topotiosauce down by Eurythra until I throw up.
Amen.
Amen.
Thanks for the suggestion.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I like the stream.
Like and subscribe.
And use your prime.
You need eye drops.
We need eye drops.
Why is it great?
What do you mean?
I used it last night.
I used it last night because
Waterburger forgot my fucking spicy ketchup, so I mixed
two-day expired ranch with tapatio sauce.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's something wrong with you.
That's something wrong with you.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I
Smashed up tomatoes and put it in target so it was pretty good
That's a pretty good. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. Oh my god. She won't actually believe it
Why I walked over this random pile of bullshit, and I found the ax that you dumped on the ground
I got an axe
Let's go
We've lost it.
What a celebration.
What a jolly time.
He is definitely a sauce man.
Guys, let me do some, I don't eat nothing without sauce.
You eat stuff without sauce.
a whore except for steak except for steak except for steak you eat stuff without sauce except for
steak you're a dirty slut whore that's what you are that's what you are that's what you are you're
hanging out you're handing out handjobs for five dollars a pop at your local gas station you slut
that's what's happening if you don't like sauce on anything and everything would stay
unless it's a really shit steak for like five dollars then you could get a little A1 sauce that's
That's fine. That's fine. I mean or unless you're handed out a hand job for five dollars a pop
Then you're just a businessman. Yeah, then you can also just be a businessman. I
Just walked through the portal
I didn't know that for the longest time because I was eating a one sauce because I just love sauce
I mean, I love sauce. So I was eating a one-size with every steak I ever ate
I like to have a house
As a guest one time
and they whipped it and they made steaks themselves and we all sat down and go where's the A1 size set
and uh and I got pulled aside and like they're like asking for A1 sauce
but somebody cooked the steak for you it's very disrespectful I had no that I had no
that was highly disrespectful I had no that was disrespectful I and first off whoever says
Disrespectful as a fucking pussy. Okay. It's your state. You can eat it however you want second off
They're not wrong
They're not wrong
Actually since that day, I have never eaten a steak with sauce ever again ever. I mean I like I mean
you know if you if you if you like a really
fancy restaurant or they have like
So, like truffle sauce or something or whatever it's called, I've had that a couple of times
at stake, but most, every other time, it's no sauce, just a little dip of a little truffle,
never heard on a steak.
Pepper sauce.
You want another thing? You want another thing?
Fuck everyone who doesn't eat fish with tartar sauce.
I don't care.
I don't care if it's the fanciest fish you've ever seen in life.
I'm whipping out a tub of tartar sauce on that fish.
I don't even care if it's disrespectful.
I don't even care if it's disrespectful.
I'm pouring out half the bottle of tartar sauce right there next to the fish,
and I'm dipping it.
That whole fish is white.
It looks like the quavious stored his shit up for weeks
and busted all over it right before I put it in my mouth.
I don't give a shit.
Every fast eat tonic sauce
Big facts big facts. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys. Thank you boys
Why would we have a real boat now look at that?
Hey, who are?
Oh
We got we got we're done. We're done. We're done. We're done
We're done we we did it everything we've done finally
Hop on shit the book get the book
No, we have really cheaply we make sure all your stuff is impaired all your armor and everything is we don't fight the boss
I'm gonna be three empty poison bushes. You know
This you don't actually use it make sure you do not actually use these okay, right there on the ground
I
Have them
You got him. All right now have them. Can you give me three separate foods? I?
Do I've been cooking food. I have all kinds come here. I got the bones as well
All right, there's 25 of those give it up arrows this yes
25 of those
10 of those three of those
this is what you got what this this is raw boar meat is that what have you been doing
for the last hour what have you been up to for the last hour I had 20 more cook
I gave you 25 raspberries. I gave you mushrooms. I gave you all kinds of shit. Fuck you
I should we go we take our boat and build the base or no fuck you fuck you. Let's go. Now. We actually have the boat
Build the base where what base?
We take we take the thing the forge up to our base in the swamp and we build the maze or do you just go?
We built the mace get all the shit in here man, okay I
Can't stand this well actually you know we probably need
We probably enough to build another portal you're saying you know when we get there we party to put up one of them
You want to fuck it? I don't care. I don't care. Alright, you know, let's just go make the maze.
Let's just go get the maze into whatever. Let's just go get the maze.
You guys, do I just see the forge? Or do I need these other two things too? These other two upgrades?
Or do I just see the forge?
I have it all I have every day a day no
No.
Wait, now I have it all.
Now I have it all, maybe, I don't know.
Gonna smelt the iron into bars, 30 in bars.
Wait, let me get on the bottle click, and then I probably should use this 35 once we
big portal I mean I'm mentally checked out it's all on you that's something she
might be important
I need to flint I need to flint and where my flint go wait I dropped it where did it go
I dropped it right here. I don't see the war
There's seven
Oh, yeah, they're 17. That should be enough.
It's fine. We'll use that and put it back for the birchwood.
I said, say, oh, God, did I? I said, say, oh, God, did I?
This is how fast we move the whole time.
Okay, we're not even moving.
We're at maximum speed, Hunter.
We're at maximum speed.
Ahoy, matey.
But sales could not be more drawn.
You gotta turn the sail.
You gotta turn the sail.
You can't turn the sail.
It's not a thing.
I can paddle.
Look at the wind. Yeah, I saw it battling.
Look at the wind I got. Yeah, I see the wind.
I can't hide behind.
Top right, yep, I see it, there it is.
Now that I know the direction of the wind,
I will travel 10,000 miles per hour.
Zigzag, like, like zigzag, like this.
Oh, I made it!
The wind is taking us back to the island where we came from.
Aye.
Aye, lassie, aye.
Aye.
Aye, lassie, aye. We're going back, aye.
This boat actually is quite advanced than our last one.
The altruist sent,
Good evening, Mr. Nut.
I wanted to give a special happy birthday to my beautiful wife Ashley.
Oh, absolutely!
From the West Hills in October.
We're going to have to collect activities!
Oh, what a special day.
What a special day.
Oh, when's it going to be anywhere in the gold, Mr. Knott?
Anywhere in the gold?
What do you mean in the gold?
Oh!
Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense.
I figured it out.
I figured it out.
It has to be in the gold.
Does that make sense?
hutch
hutch
hutch
hutch
i was
hutch
someone had to sleep
and i kept hearing hutch and i thought to myself
that's not real
ha ha ha
sadly it is real
what the f**k do you want me to
hutch i figured out how the bolt works
highest
hutch
yes
ah ah ah ah
We're with Zubin now, Amy boys!
Nyaaaaaaaww, Nyaaaaaaaww!
This is a nightmare.
I'm gonna put this bitch in maximum overdrive!
We are Zubin!
P, you're going the wrong way, boss.
Don't you ever doubt your captain again.
Yeah, sorry about that.
That's you have your doctor captain again, Mr. Hodge.
And it will be serious repercussions.
Serious repercussions.
His hunch is like 60 years old and 1050 p.m.
Yes, hunch is 60 years old.
He's 60.
He likes to read the papers.
He likes to do little crosswords in them.
His favorite activity is knitting.
He likes to go 10 miles per hour below the speed limit to make sure everyone's safe
The people in the back seat have to be buckled up
Whenever you see someone on the side of the road he pulls over opens up the front cabin of the car goes well
What's wrong with this bad boy today?
and
Don't let don't make me tell you what he does with his wife. Look he isn't good
Okay, that's actually a start swinging
Thank you for adding on to that hunt because I felt like I went too far there.
Thank you sir, thank you sir, thank you, thank you, you saved me, you saved me, I'm
forsaking there, I said oh wait a minute, I said hold up, wait a minute, what's up
me and Ryan?
Oh there's little fishies, oh little fishies.
I
Don't burn doggy motherfuckers was good man. Good. I'm bad
Fire arrows to the swap boss or you will suffer or in Buffett probably
Fire arrows we I do fire arrows or no
No, I have flint arrows
This is the way there's a mega-ladon in this game.
There's no way that's a real thing.
There's a 0% chance you kill this boss.
Guys, we're going to kill this boss easily.
We may not be good at getting iron and punching trees and carrying supplies, but the one thing
me and Hunch are good at is kicking ass.
Alright pal, we're kicking ass.
Yeah, we have to post-miss ass, so let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
Me and Hunch, we came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and let me tell you something,
I can't speak for a hunt, but I'm all out of bubblegum.
I'm all out of bubblegum.
Mr. Hunch, you can tell with that?
You can?
There's going to be some type of land structure in front of us.
I'm going to have to weave us through.
Hopefully we can make it over this land structure.
Don't worry, Cap. Don't worry, Cap. Don't worry, Cap. We'll buff out those scratches.
Don't you worry. I was hoping you'd clear up a bit more, but it didn't.
Yo, it's got nothing but worse.
Look, we're actually stuck now.
Yep.
Okay, well, okay, we went into a cove.
Hey, wait, where are we? Oh, where are we?
We're not easy, dear.
Where we need to be, Pete? Where the fuck did you bring us?
now they're throwing shit at us don't worry I'm gonna get us out of here okay
boys don't you worry
okay I post us lots of help it's not a lot tough we're fine we're fine we're
We're fine, we're fine.
Gotta go back over this ridge.
That's easy.
Nice and easy now.
Now we're in Gaple.
Should we go north?
The south is guaranteed.
All the way around the island.
I should go do it.
I should be going to it.
I'm just gonna hope that this passage right here is open.
Got a score.
You scroll out of your field of view, it's easier to sail.
Oh yeah, see, there we go.
Okay, we literally went into the tip of the island for no reason.
It was right here, huh?
It was right here the whole time.
Here we go.
Now we're cooking, boys. Now we're cooking.
Imagine if we held hands and kissed in Valheim on a ship.
Imagine that for a second, imagine that for just a second, hudge, hudge, hudge, hudge,
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Yeah, well, yeah, that'll happen and laughing boys I see you to wake up hot
Motherfucker we're here at the base you have the iron on you
Wait, don't say that. Oh, wait. No, that's all that's how we were doing made everybody with different you just scared the fuck out of me. Oh
My god
Don't we're a capital bubble
There's an eel there's an eel
It's a two-star eel
Oh, no way. No, no, no, no, no, no, like this.
You take out the boat? I boat still doing fine. Boat still doing fine.
Boat still doing just fine. We're glad. Okay. All right. Wait now we put the force of the stuff down.
No, no, no, we sleep first. Make a fire. Sleep first.
Make a fire, make a fire.
There's some fucking ginormous son of a bitch. Looks like Cloaksy all strung out, comes over here,
I don't know
Build the forge. Oh, he's actually turning days out. He was just I died. Okay, build the forge
Yes, yes, it's a genius idea to put a fucking fire in front of the door.
Oh, shoot.
What's in the boat?
It's in the boat.
It's in the boat.
It's in the boat.
It's in the boat.
Surely it's on the boat.
Surely it's on the boat.
Surely.
Surely it's on the boat.
Oh, thank god.
It was one piece missing to craft the fours and it was six copper, which just happens to be the one thing you can't teleport with.
It was in the bow.
It was in the bow.
Thank God.
That one actually made it ever get in.
All right, I got the iron unloaded over here.
Wait, are you crafting it in? Okay, I'm moving all the iron and I use my own.
All the iron I moved outside because I figured you'd have to move it out here.
I am walking it back to the base now.
I read, uh, we need six leather scouts, which I know I accumulated. I just remember if I'm broad.
Oh, I did, I did, I did. Okay. You got the iron?
Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. Yeah, sure.
He's pushed me just a little further. Yeah, yeah, sure.
He just broke the fireplace. I've been, I've been, dude, okay, now you have to push me back.
me back now i'm too far oh stop stop stop or even two iron maces right to wait right before
we crowd this is two iron maces two iron maces 155 holy crap that's huge that is so much more
damage than what we have already i'm not even joking that is like so much more damage i'm currently
doing 29 damage and diamond blood this is actually be huge for us boss you take
this got the bed over there let's go test to see how let's go find a guy let's
go find a random homeless person let's go crazy
So over here is your jumpin'?
Oh, whoops, some fuckin' ass, man.
Lord knows we deserve it after what we just went through.
Lord knows we deserve it.
I got what we're lookin' for a guy to kill.
There's literally not a guy to kill.
Let's just go on the boat, headin' for the boat, son.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
You want the first swing? Go ahead.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Now we're cooking. Now we're cooking.
You hit the tree. Oh, it bit me. I'm not going to be here for too much longer. The iron mace felt good.
Excellent, excellent excellent.
Excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent excellent
Excellent excellent� берin the nice beach monster.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
I wanna see what I got.
I wanna see what I got when it takes.
Where did this be?
Where did you?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Okay, I technically did not die through the tree monster.
Technically the tree monster and I are still zero and zero.
Okay, we are still evenly matched.
Who knows who would have won that fight?
You'll never know.
You'll never know who really would have won that fight.
You can set the elf start the way.
Only the lord knows.
That's between God and the three monster.
How'd you get your stuff back?
The three monster's not happy about
what you tried to do to it.
Well, he can suck me.
I was kind of putting in work on him if you want to try to kill his guy real quick.
Does he give you anything?
Great armor!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't think you can parry something that strong.
That's like parrying a bear, like a long time ago. It wasn't possible to parry it.
I mean, I'm getting what the parrying does 2.5x damage.
You have to kill a lot of them though.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
Well, okay.
We'll never know who was going to win.
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
That's just going to leave it up to mystery.
We're just gonna leave him to mystery. We'll never really know who's gonna win that fight
Okay, I just got pissed on by some you know, uh, okay, we got uh, there you go. I'm dead iron moss one cent
As I was fighting the tree monster and archer hit me with a...
Congratulations! Congratulations!
What a delightful day. What a delightful day.
What's going on? Why am I too heavy? Where did I pick up?
Can we go to the boss, boss?
Yeah, we can go to the boss, boss.
You'll get back to the base. Come on.
Our base is over here. I just put away everything we don't need. You saw the anti-poison potion, right?
I sort of- I don't actually- I actually don't have a third food.
What? I don't have a third type of food.
I know I got there, but I'm good, I'm good.
That tree monster comes over here and destroys that mace.
That's the way to go.
I
But he just broke the fourth wall and that skeleton just broke the fourth wall
Oh, yeah, we're ready we're ready to fight this boss
We've never been more ready
The only thing so much we can do that boss I'm actually gonna sweat my absolute pussy off and I'm gonna beat that boss first try
Yeah, Jen
Yeah, I'm not
Yeah
I'm not being offered too much longer boss. So we better win in first try
We're gonna win it first ride. We're gonna win it first ride. I
Guarantee that
Listen, we said to go back to this world. We can grab a grab two cubes. He's gonna be two cubes. Okay
The red cubes and we need two red cubes. You have to read huge idea
Well, I have some in here, but you might have grabbed the rest of the secondary base
I don't get 25 one that way we can build a
Portal we get there you mean
It's about boys just it just it just it just keeps being more
It keeps being more and more and more and more and more
You don't understand much you understand this is a two-same
She's getting two red cubes with it from the from the baby Marty
I'm only 20 fine with which is one fine with three. I'm already talking about and then we're gonna go
So I got some news why we have no more right to no no we definitely have more
right you just know we don't have more right you I must be fucking blind I got
the fight with all of you boys follow me gang
What's in these?
You know, bone mass is too much.
Bone mass is a pussy.
Bone mass is a bitch.
I'm taking that guy down first try.
I guarantee you.
I'm taking bone mass down first try.
I guarantee you.
I guarantee you I am.
We have Q red cube.
We need two.
Okay, we got the two.
Okay, let's move.
We need a piece of shit.
Wee-wee shit!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Get Perry, motherfucker!
Alright, let's leave.
There, take these red cubes. I don't want the responsibility.
Alright.
See you, sir.
Come on, boys.
This dude is hard boss.
Easiest game I've ever played in my life.
Easiest game I've ever played in my entire life.
And I played Facebook farm simulator.
Okay pal, so I know hard.
Alright? I used to play hide the hand with my uncle.
So I know hard. Okay? Trust me.
This is easy. This is nothing.
Uncle always won. Uncle always did win.
with but I practice I got good practice it
the boat during the boat you got your poison resist right I got my I got my
poison resist Eric Cartman during that one world of work wrapped episode give
you poison resist give your mace and you have your your high cap and your troll
other trousers. Go ahead and activate the uh the uh special key with the F. Uh make sure you have
your uh Bronjax as well. And the portal construction, portal construction materials.
Oh oh I thought you were driving the most.
I hope we can just cut right through this little island, you know what I mean?
big things that come join us like right now
two portals dot guys we only need two portals I know that's what we probably
should do but what we'll do is we'll just like die and then come back and make
a new portal I'm just about to fall so we just got to go listen this will do
We'll set up the new portal, I'll kill myself,
spawn back at my bed, make a second portal,
and then we'll just set up the same stuff.
We'll be fine, we'll be fine, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
We'll be good boys, we'll be good.
You got this monster, Meanie?
Meanie dead?
Meanie, think so?
Meanie, think so?
Think so?
Tell gimmicks to join the discord if you want to play.
We can use them on the spongebob for sure.
Well, hunch, everyone believes in us.
Everyone say that we've got this.
Really?
Yeah!
This is our moment, hunch.
We're heroes!
We're heroes!
He's coming at us!
Only us can do this!
We won't let you down, guys!
We won't let you down!
Dude, give up on me!
you
you
you
you
you
You
And I'd like to see the game hold us
Like I'm still in game hold us
Now, can I get thank you?
I'm still in game hold us
I see the rest of that song is fucking ass
The rest of that song is actually terrible
I...
Ha!
The rest is...
Why would they put such a good part in a terrible garbage piece of shit song?
I mean...
Ha ha ha!
Are you serious?
That's, other than that one part that's fire,
that song fucking sucks.
You're talking about points?
Ha ha ha ha!
Look.
What do you mean what?
There was no flow, there was no jamming.
Listen, if you want to put that in a song
where it's like lyrical and you try to send a message
Man stage and it's coming from the soul. Sure, but I'm trying to if I'm trying to put a hand up like a city can't hold us
I'm not trying to have someone speed read me a 300 page novel for the next two and a half minutes right after that part
Do song the sweet escape Quinn Stefani
The sweet escape
Tweet escape Gwen Stefani four minutes six seconds
We're all right
Are you ready? Oh, no. Yeah, I don't have YouTube TV much
It's okay. Watch the ad I always get with these ads or GLP one stems
It's an Apple watch ad
Three two one now
You got the woohoo's, I got the yeehoo's!
Alright, okay, alright!
Look at them beat this butt boys!
Hell yeah!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
It's cutting your mic off much!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm feeling it now, Mr. Crabbs.
I'm feeling it now.
We're going to put this boss in the fucking ground.
I'm going to turn it out.
I'm going to try and push you to notch.
Also, our bug shot moving.
I'm going to do this shit.
Wait, what?
I'm just going to paddle.
I'm going to paddle for a little bit.
Oh.
I'm going to paddle for a little bit.
That was good, boss.
Why you son of a shit food?
Hunch is in charge of the food.
Robo-shit-bush, Robo-share, Robo-share.
Is your chin to eat this much?
Yeah, right, pal.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
You just don't believe.
You just don't believe it you just don't believe you just don't believe pal
Ridiculous ridiculous
Ridiculous, how do we lose after song like that? Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying
What's up a biome is this coming on?
That's where biome is this
Swamp? Swamp again? No. Why is it more swamp?
There's more of my swamp. Who's going to do that teleporter?
Funhole biome. Swamp boss. Oh, not to swamp boss.
It's why it's a swamp. It's a little bit of a black forest right here.
He's just a little, little, little adds to black words.
Technically?
I do, I do.
That's a lot of fishies, a lot of fishies.
Oh, what was there?
It was when we hopped out, we just,
we just built a little, a little workbench,
put a little roof on it,
Put the teleporter down, bottom being bottom boomerang.
Reaches, you don't need a roof.
No, you definitely need a roof for the workbench.
It says it needs a roof.
Put down beds?
Well, I don't think we need beds, right?
Oh no, we honestly probably should put down some beds.
cheap anyways actually let's just hop out here this is like a good spot because
it has a little island right here yeah okay we're gonna go right here we're
gonna go right here we should get out with two beds the work beds the roof and
the portal down by the big bottom of a guy okay but hear me out yeah and we get
to the boss from here like for sure yeah probably no probably not good
Probably that's a long run.
Oh, you'd not die whatever you do.
So that's what I'm saying.
We should go get closer before we do.
If anything, we turn around.
Look, that's right there.
Are you smoking crack?
Let's get this damn work done.
Okay, yeah, go ahead.
Okay, if I'm right, you're an idiot.
How would you even be right?
Is that even a scenario where you could be?
Oh, wait, that's the stone?
No.
Oh, no, but he's right there.
Oh my gosh, I'm attacking these with 25 health not die, whatever you do
You watch out while you get the setup yeah, I am
I'm sorry.
He's one of the legions here.
Come on, mate.
He's too much. He's too much. He don't sense fine.
Why wouldn't I sense fine?
Uh...
Oh wait.
I think they're right, because if I put the portal down...
And we didn't build a portal to receive this back home...
We spawn here!
We're not set spawn. Oh my gosh, did you?
No we don't spawn cause we have the boat and...
Wait, what happens if I set the portal to the same name as a portal that's already inactive used? What happens then?
Uh, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut!
What? What? What?
Big red guy!
Big red guy is marching towards us right now!
We should get in the boat and just wheel backwards. We should get in the boat
Oh
I got the yield I got the yield
Oh my gosh, look at all that shit to the left. Oh my gosh, there's 20 scouteds
It's fine. Listen, I'm gonna build the teleporter. See what you get. I'm gonna build the teleporter. See what you get.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm gonna build the teleporter. Get ready. Get ready. Listen, I need you to go. Listen, listen to me.
I need to be smart right now. I need you to put something in the teleporter. You ready? You have it?
I'm ready. Wait, why is it that you build the teleporter?
Wait, why, what? Why is teleporter not an option anymore?
What's it? What's the portal? What's the portal?
Me do you have the course? No, you had the course. I gave you the course. I said I don't want the responsibility
Which which portal which portal am I renaming the one at the second base?
Wait, I think you said oh
My god, I don't know who bought him we check the boat. Let me see the boat you see it
you take you take you take it was a oh my god you these fuck ass eels
oh my god I have it I have it I have it like you ready okay what you're gonna do
is you're gonna rename you think which portal which portal I know I know which
face you had I'm at the second base
so I'm going to rename the portal
close on base yeah no do not go to the
swap base okay going back on teleport
teleport and then rename the one that
goes back to spawn yes it goes back to
fun it's the it's the portal closer
because we just run back to spawn it's
like it's like a two-minute ride oh you
We need that to um a piss p.i.s.s p.i.s.s
done
It's neck and hop it hop it hop it over doing it. We're doing it. We're doing it
Yeah
Good save
I was prepared to go to sleep. I thought I was over.
No, no, no.
Oh, Mr. I'd probably be this guy for you.
Now we can set our beds between the portals.
We're good. I'm making this bed.
See you there right here.
That should be a serious service.
I was not about to lose after five hours of suffering.
That was a big clutch. I was in here.
People who have no idea how big of a clutch that was,
that was a night ender.
Yeah, that was a night ender.
That was a night ender. That was a night ender right there.
Wooo! That was a night ender.
Okay. Alright, okay, we're done. We're done.
It's not the God, baby! It's not the God!
It's not the God!
Right. Now we move towards the boss. Are you ready?
Oh, Mr. Quarter-Cop, I'm gonna take this one good man, good old man.
And Mr. Space-Man, we're gonna take this one good man, good old man.
He shaped you, my boy.
He shaped you, my boy.
What?
What?
Are we... are we...
No, not to be confused with nut in my gut.
Very different.
Very different acronym. Very different synonyms.
What's the giant
Halloween bucket doing?
What is that?
Wait, that's the vendor?
Oh my god, that's a vendor? No way!
That's just the vendor!
Where'd she go?
Maybe she's at the resting box.
Good coms.
Bog Witch vendor.
Not the one you want.
We fucked the vendor, we're just gonna go over and kill the boss. We'll deal with that later.
Why are we getting rested about this?
No campfire?
Oh yeah.
of
Every base gets progressively worse.
They are not wrong, there's no defending us dawgs.
It just gets more and more min-matched.
I'm not mentioning that with you.
I
All right back to what we were doing prior
Okay, oh, I think we're both going to die. Oh, no, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Okay
all right so how'd you get here I just bowed
bowed I just spit water everything I just get water
I
Fuck man, I fucking hate this game
I mean I need more walls you say I'm gonna get a couple more wood pieces, okay?
I'm gonna suck ass tomorrow with that
I'm gonna be fucking terrible
I got you know in the draft I had two
people I wanted on my team yeah and I
was like I no matter what I'm gonna get
both one of these two people I got
neither of them and Genji got both of
them. Actually, okay. Excellent. Genji does that. I end up getting I have a French teammate
who's a pro and I have a Tarkov player. Hey, bro, I'm gonna let him vote down tomorrow.
I already know I am. Fuck him.
I don't know what happened you know whatever so what were you doing last time?
I'm gonna die.
You're so tired.
Wait what?
Hold on can you see it?
I got it.
Oh my gosh.
You're nearly.
Oh my gosh.
How long is she'll die?
is the fucking fire smoke in a sound problem
oh my god
oh there we go
no i need to come over here
no i need to come over here
oh my god
they're all outside
oh my i'm on a fucking fire again
yes
oh there goes all my health
i'm dead
i got married to my beautiful wife Maria
we had our honeymoon in Tibet
Hmm
That's so lucky level four. Oh, no, I'm already rashed it. I'm already rashed it. No, I now get a little for that
We're gonna love one
Wait, so wait, so after we get out we go right to the boss, right?
It's a hunch
Well, you're right to the boss, right?
Go to the boss, yeah
I do have a question when do we pop our anti-poison when we're dying of poison? Yeah, good thinking
All right, come on. Let's get moving
Time to finally do what we've been trying to do
Five and a half hours over for you some of the box to hit that any poison and last I think for six minutes
We're I mean by any couple of these because yeah, we're probably not killing that big six minutes
All right, I'm gonna let you do the fighting I'll go bow when you get hit you go bow
I do the fighting and once you have health again. We switch. Okay, keep doing that method
You're parrying is actually crazy.
How's he doing the parry?
As soon as the sword is going to hit you, you're right click.
You hold down right click.
You start holding down right click.
Can I parry the boss?
We only need the bones of the bone.
We've got the bones of the bone.
Get the bones.
Get out!
Hey, hold on. Give me a second.
Wait hold on, I hold on, wait, you get the boat from the boat real quick.
Why?
You say it's not gifted from the official Minecraft account.
I'm not sure why.
I'm not sure why.
I'm not sure why.
Don't tell me you're dead, come on.
Is it the real Minecraft account?
Is it the...
Hmm...
Oh.
Hold on now.
Give me a second, I gotta take it.
Oh, it's a promotion. It's if someone gives subs the minecraft account gives subs a percentage or some shit like that
What do you mean?
They did that with Valorant in a couple other games basically when someone in your chat gives
Subs to a certain amount the minecraft will match a certain percentage of the subs gifted
well, oh
Yeah, mr. Mr. Cornykala
Assistant Kordakov, I'm gonna get some boy good man, good man!
He's taking my boy, then you got Minecraft to also give me 53 of these for saving.
I mean, it didn't just start like literally right now.
I didn't have that today, so yeah, probably.
Thanks for the Kordakov, thank you, my boy.
Hey, so, so Kordakov gave me 50 subs and then Minecraft gave me 53.
Is this?
No, he gave me 200 subs.
What? He gave the 200 subs.
Kortocop or Minecraft? Kortocop. What? Yes. Why is it not showing on my...
What?
He gave the 200 that Minecraft gave you 50. That's not possible. If he gives it 200
I didn't want to show the big explosion, we want what's going on, is my sister broken or something?
My big, I saw it in your channel and I looked over.
What? We what?
Wait, Mr. Cooldown, did you break my sister?
What? Wait a second, you said 200?
Oh, I know what's going on. I know what's going on. I remember the last time Valorant did something like this
It did break my whole system. I remembered the Valorant thing. None of my shot animations were working. I remember!
I remember!
I'm sorry about the no explosion it's it's it's it's blame it on my dad blame it
on Steve aroprime blame it on the fat guy with the fedora who I cannot believe
he did not end up as a reticent blame it on that guy and he's the reason he's
the reason the explosion to go off boys that means the chapter mission court of
God boys I'm trying to score the cop inches it's not showing up this my
The next thing is gonna fuck up the whole system boys.
Man, it's time to tell me the time to score the goal.
Thank you Mr. Corkoff.
Seriously my boy, you do not have to do that big man.
You do not have to do that brother.
You do not have to do that big man.
The show is free brother.
The show is free.
I hope you know what type of PC you can do with that big man.
I hope you know what type of PC you can support
and see what the buggy is with that big man.
Beats the word to me brother, beats the word to me.
That's, oh, I'm gonna miss this.
Oh, I'm gonna miss so many of these
with this Minecraft thing.
Oh my goodness.
I remember this last time. Oh my goodness. I'd be sitting here and a huge something would come in
And I just wouldn't I would even see it because the minecraft thing. Oh
He was going to come see you know, I'd pull up a stream elements on the side
No, that's the thing is I have it up there and even stream elements doesn't list it. Oh
Yeah, it's a I'm fucked, too
Oh, I got weak
PC to my boy, PC to my boy.
I'll figure it out.
It's boss time, it's boss time.
I'll figure it out.
I'll figure it out just for you, Mr. Kortokov.
Don't you worry, big man.
I'm gonna get into the system files, into the main frame.
I'm gonna figure it out in the practice case,
just for you, Mr. Kortokov.
Practice case, just for you, Mr. Kortokov.
Oh, and Mr. Barry Goodie,
but I'm gonna find some way good man, good man.
PC to my boy.
Wait, Mr. JT, but I'm gonna find some way good man,
good man.
Appreciate you Bob. What?
Folksy can help closely couldn't figure out how to turn my computer on if I gave him God powers and ten dollars
Let's go ahead and go over to the boss. I got my base artists. We repair our maces minds it like 80% or 60%
He I'm gonna be honest. I'm ready to do the boss. We do the boss. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I'm ready to go to sleep
I'm ready to the boss a long day tomorrow
Let's do it boss
Oh, wait, we travel all the way back into get the bugs.
I got the bugs.
You got the bugs?
Okay.
Oh, Mr. Kordakoff, I want to get this, my boy!
My boy, my boy!
Mr. Kordakoff, you haven't even seen me get the bugs yet.
You haven't even...
You haven't even...
You haven't passed with our grind.
You haven't passed with our determination.
We never give up just like the Great Nick a 30 said
That's what missing the case already did
Fortnight lobby with 100 children I remember it like it was yesterday fucking all our chairs remember it like it was yesterday
Pee pee pee pee. What happened?
What? Let's go down.
Besides, you okay?
Nothing, no. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
You sure, Mars?
Oh, I'm just fucking talking into the wind.
I'm on my way back.
Well, maybe talk. Don't talk it the way.
You die
Was he
I'm at the shrine other way you do it over there and big it around
Dicking around over there for some reason. I only have three minutes left of rest. So we can hurry this out
Um...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh, Mr. HairyTee's mother took his boy-good-bad-good-ah-bad!
And Mr. Sags my boy-good-bad-good-ah-bad!
Can you say to my boy?
When's the sponsor part over? Oh, dude.
Oh, very soon. Very soon.
Very soon.
Very very very soon very very soon. It's actually not a valheim sponsor. It's no zippin sponsor. That's why huts is here joining me
About all that for yeah, kill yourself instead in the game of course
Yeah
Okay, I'm in five now
I don't know for what he says.
Yeah, wait for me to get hit.
Yeah, see you later.
Welcome to my world.
Have fun coming back, bitch.
Yeah, I love when people type political little slogans
in my chat.
Like, hey, I'll go let him out.
I'm going to let him out.
I don't want him to go let him out.
Imagine that as the, like, you wake up, right?
and that's what you're gonna do, you know?
Everything else going on, you know,
we're playing games, you're chillin'.
Now, what you're dumb ass gonna do,
you're gonna go into a fuckin' Twitch chat
and post your political beliefs,
literally fuckin' die in the game of Twitch.
The people that we're afraid to,
are like, oh, they're really strong,
and they're like, wait, wait!
Did we have at least five guys talk about us
and beat us Twitch chat?
Wait, maybe we can win!
Maybe we really can win!
No, it was only four!
No!
No!
Listen guys, we gotta get it up.
We need five, at least five guys.
This is a big deal.
Big deal, guys.
Huge deal.
I feel cool.
We have some butt naked in the swamp.
I've got my stuff back.
I just died in two shots with a scout.
This is actually I died to two shots by two different skeletons because there's a triple respawn place right next to me
Have to kill that before we do anything
They're just gonna spawn during the boss. Oh, you're dead. No. No. No. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
I'm parry that
What
What I
parry that
That was bull honky. What the hell was that? That was bonky. I'm period that perfectly.
Well you only see the bad hunks and the bad scenes today.
I have bad news.
What?
I have really bad news. We need to go start the boss right now. I accidentally took not one but two of my poison medications.
No it's fine. I'll just give you one of mine in that 12 minutes of 80 poison. We're fine.
We just take it out of your hot bar.
I did.
That's what I did.
I put it on the very last one, but even then I still used it.
I'm fucking stupid.
But yet, we are not going to be able to survive one hit from this guy.
So basically what you do is you got to keep hitting him and then one of us dies, the other
guy just runs around until the other guy can get back.
You mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see me?
Are you trying? I gotta wait till I'm not wet.
Dude, it's just fucking 1 a.m.
Oh my god.
You'll be fine, boss. You'll be fine.
You know what I'm gonna do after I get off here and we meet this boss?
I'm probably gonna have to do it the last time I see you.
Good. That's a good call, honestly.
That's a good call. Yeah, that's a good call.
A little bit of happy news.
You think the idiots are out in the chat now?
Wait till you open up half of you, Will.
Those are your fucking fucking 2007.
Follow me, gang. Follow me, boys.
He is weak, my lord.
I know. He's got...
He's had hard travels, my lady.
Farewell, travels. He's grown quite, quite weary, quite weary from his travels, and he's also of the, of the robust, one of the robust peasants, my lord.
Too, too much meat and bread, if I may be so honest. Too much meat and bread for this one. He's become quite robust no more.
It's more exhausting, more weary faster than us.
I kill this bob.
I
Video I take one of my poisons
Nice
You know my poison bars the yelp
All right, how do I offer here? I'm shouldn't give you the bones here you go. All right. Thank you
Where are the bones?
I SURE I DON'T WANT EVERYTHING!
Mr. Kodak, double-warning!
I'LL BATCH HIM SHIT!
I'LL BATCH HIM TO HIS HAPPINESS KODAKA!
SHIT!
BAM BAM BAM BAM!
I don't know why it worked that time, but not the last time!
What a splendid time, what a splendid day!
Thank you Mr. Kodak, I'm serious my boy, serious my brother.
I hope you know what that means to me, big man.
I hope you know what that means to me, big man.
I don't want this fight just for you, big man!
I'm gonna kick this boss dead for two minutes if you do, my boy!
What type of fight is this about?
What?
A happy day!
Happy day to Adam!
That's the boss, babe!
Boss...
Oh, I gave you the bone.
Nothing oh wait, okay
There we go, sit back sit back. Oh good boys
Okay, lock it. How's your mind? Okay sweat sweat more now than you've ever sweated in your entire life
Yeah, I'm at the top right for the police position speed
Okay
First of all learn his attacks
Okay, poop, poop slinging.
This is, this is the ugliest boss I've ever seen in my whole life.
Okay, throw it up.
You gotta be kidding me. Are we serious?
Dude, there's skeletons.
Be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful.
Be careful, be careful.
Are we going to the bottom?
oh shit I want that I want that oh you dead already I'm dead in one hit wait
wait wait I think there's an exaggeration alright I'm gonna wait for you here
I'm not gonna die come back come back okay the boys and also a stranger
stamina even if you have the potion up it's going back it's going back come on
I
Want that I want that I want that I want that
Much that much I'm so many this so many you guys come back much
I died again trying to get back. No, no misjudge
well, I'm a judge
Give back you much give back you much quickly quickly
Oh, but there's just too many guys
Listen anymore guys
Yeah, how am I dying right now? Is it poison so kill you?
What is your kids even with any poison?
Oh
Mr. Hunter oh, I miss actually also we gained town. He's back at maximum
You've got to be fucking my ass. I'm using to leave the small guys alive. I'm not joking
I don't think we can kill him and it and kill him. I think my soul may be have killed the triple spawner between
us and the boss the triple spawner but I just want to because you because of this
guy oh I was gonna do this water well there's a triple spawner right next door
he just began it out these I didn't take a damage
I'm there
I
Everybody got everybody
Well, I'm seeing other anti-poison person cuz you died. Oh, I forgot about that. Oh, I forgot my dad
Fucking I gotta get in there. It's not him. You just need so much out
One hit your dad
You can't hit me, I'm too fast
We can do this
We can do this, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this, we can do this
I'm making the small guys not push
Just keep hitting them, just keep hitting them
You got them, you got them, you got them
We go, we go, we go, we go
We got this, we got this thing
You get his attention in the front, I'll hit him in the back
We got this!
The Attack Deering Bombant?
The Attack Deering Bombant, are you sure?
It seems stupid.
Is it because the anti-poison project?
Please, guys, I need everybody to tell me
whether or not I get Attack Deering Bombant.
Be self-real.
Be self-real.
Don't get the kill on that.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm getting some notes.
I'm getting some notes.
I'm talking to it.
I
Give it to a bunch of give me some
We're doing it
How do you have so much more stamina?
Mr. Kodakama, what are you doing?
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
Bad man! Bad man!
It's for you, Mr. Kodakama!
It's for you, my boy!
Beat it!
Keep going, people!
I'm going to beat this guy!
I'm going to beat you, Mr. Kodakama!
I'm going to beat you!
I'm going to deal with the 12 guys!
I
Have an empty place to push it all you have four more minutes and I got one more you should have an empty place to push it or no
I do you want it? I'll just use you for now. You for now with the sand later
I'm not gonna use it then I'm keeping it on my body
Which ever the poop
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting fucked. I'm getting fucked. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
You're working, working, working.
I'm gonna try and keep you alive.
He's not dead, boys!
He's on me now. He's on me.
I'm going to behind him.
I'm getting him. I'm getting him.
Yep.
Let's go for another attack, we give him.
How's that?
As-as-as-as-as.
He's going up, get back, get back, get back, get back.
He's going up.
EAT IT!
We can actually do this, we can actually do this.
We can actually do this.
I mean, I bet a bunch of small guys, a bunch of small people.
You see, I mean, he's about to throw poop.
All right, we're good, we're good. Let's get moving back in.
He's got that throw up all over him, I don't think he can.
Oh for fuck's sake, he's small guys from back, oh I'm gonna die, I'm dead now.
Now you're talking, I'm down to the poison, I'm down to the poison.
Yeah, oh my god.
I'm coming.
I'm one shot, I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
Oh my gosh, we're back.
I'm gonna see something, I can't even move in.
I'm just gonna be careful.
I'm dead either way. I popped it. I didn't do anything for me.
48 seconds left of mine. I got one more. It's just in life.
Oh, I just lost rest and status. You gotta be fingering my butt. Oh my god.
I'll smoke, I said.
I'm poison again.
I'm low, I'm low.
It's all good, but it's all good.
We go for some attacks.
I can't, he's going up again. I can't.
I'm off as a taxi.
Get below half health, get below half health.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
What's wrong guys?
Okay, that was obviously a parry with the fuck
I'm too out. I'm literally too out there. I'm here. I'm here. I'm there. I see back for a second. Yeah
I just getting crossed from across the map. I don't know where from I
You know if I should treat this a few points except like I'm gonna die. I'm gonna say I should do when I get back
Yeah, 20 seconds on my empty poison. Is anybody gay to help?
I forgot, man.
That'd be cool if I engaged him, hell.
Help, Poster? Oh, let me just pull that out of my head.
Oh, you fucking, I'm just gonna take the Poster resistance. Here we go.
I'm taking it.
Just don't poop, don't poop, don't poop, don't poop.
Got it, got it? Oh, that's my last one, that's my last one. I just can't die now.
You should give this one, guys.
Yep.
It's raining pitch, it's raining pitch!
Go for some attacks?
Oh it's there yeah yeah.
Turning on you.
He's going off get back up get back up get back up get back up get back up get back up get back up!
Bigger!
Oh my god my mace is one shot.
I don't know if my mace is about to break I'm not even joking.
I'll use my pickaxe to shoot him.
How good is your mace?
Oh poop.
Good good good you want it?
Hey, oh
Don't you want you hang on to it?
You hang on to it for now you hang on to it for now
You hang on to it for just a second
Okay, you know what you know what I get for me to you I get for me to you listen
That's whatever you do not die do not yeah, I had all I hear you. I hear you. I hear you
I do should repair our maces. Oh my god
You should repair our maces. Did you need to hold them off long enough we need to teleport back home and prepare the maze
Don't put that on me bro
Just take my mace see your base. Oh, okay. My mace is half. I'm still good
My mace and go back over to barrel click
No, I should just take my pink axe and then I didn't use it that
Might as well learn it like a whole army of guys. Oh my god. Oh
My goodness. Oh god. I might as well learn like a whole army of guys
I'm not trying to come back every time
I didn't even get registered. I didn't even get registered. I'm an idiot. Oh my god. We're gonna stay live. We're gonna stay live.
Is that myself? Do you want to pull me cable?
Am I sup? Do you want to put my arm back on?
Open.
You guys actually pick on me.
So many blobs. So many blobs.
Please, I mean he's asked.
Get him!
Oh
This is not a good way. No, we had to have the base. This is not gonna work nothing, but the base works
I'm seven health come to me come to me. Yeah, it's what basis what basis you you have to go home in a bit
It's really the only thing that works
Teleport back and then I use the forges the forge of the swamp base it has it
You see it
Fuck boys those guys you lure it are now between me and base. Oh my god. And there's another team moving up to the other side
Take that
Oh, fuck
Oh, I just got super poisoned out of I'm feels about this I just got poisoned out of my mind yet
I'm not about this. I'm just about this. Yeah, I got 17 seconds left. Yeah, so I tell it
Yeah, that's it for me. Yeah, that's yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's it for me. Oh my goodness. Is he me Saturday?
Did you see that?
Was he me Saturday? Did you see that?
Boss doesn't be spotless. Let's just go back and beat his ass.
Have you made it to the swap base yet, Mr. Hodge?
He stays, but he heals. He heals back to maximum immediately.
Oh
He was over time. He was over time. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna keep it south that you go pay that base. Okay. Yeah, I can go right now
I forgot to get resting again
You go go go
Get rested
You're getting rusted we have no time for that. He's gonna heal all the way up. No, no, no, no
No, I have to get wrecked, I have to get wrecked, it's to the point, it's to the point.
Oh my god!
Our base here by the moss is currently getting raided.
Like an actual raid, like an actual, not just people around, like an actual raid raid.
Okay, okay.
Okay, uh, yep, okay, so yep.
Mm-hmm, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, all right, yep.
All right, yeah, no, okay, yeah, no, okay, oh, yep, all right.
Okay, all right, I'm not giving up.
I'm not giving up, I'm, I'm,
you're appealing the trolls might attack the boss,
while I lead the troll over to the, to the boss.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the boss wasn't healed at all.
You should like, 45% health.
Speaking of confused points, I'm gonna do something else to do something else to pick up crocheting or another honey
I'm gonna lower the troll. Are you doing the toll? Do you know the base?
Yeah, I really want to break records. You should a hundred percent play well for everyone
Love to watch you play. Love you, big dogs.
I want you to get a little peep.
I got you.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, hey, oh, hey, honch.
Yeah.
I'm not looking very alive these days.
I'm not looking very alive these days. I won't lie to you
The in terms of how many alive we have we have none
No alive
Rested oh my god
Go back go back
I
Would just rest up here for a second. Oh my gosh me. There's a hundred. There's a hundred AI here
This doesn't look good for me boss
No, you got this you stay alive see life
I am looking for the troll right now
The troll literally got killed by the they
I uh
Yeah, so I'm not killed
So I'm not killed by the AI?
Yeah
Those ghastly bastards
Oh
I'm a dumbass
And I'm a fat
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
He'll add a laughin'
Add a laughin' boys
Honey and anti-poison
Oh my god wait
Hugs check your asshole
See if you have honey and antipoison in there.
Uh-huh.
Nothing in there.
Okay, I'll check my un-circumcised cock flaps.
Let me see if I can pull out a quick magic potion.
Stupid bitch.
Stupid motherfucker.
We're in the boss battle, pal!
You see any bees or wizards around?
The balmy gig, balmy boys.
I
Told you to prepare I did everything
I built a maze I got the
Shell city I got the crowd and I brought the crowd
He is being held down online. Yeah, he's back
I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it get over here go over here much
Fuck
I just got poisoned I just got poisoned it was a small person it was small person. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine
Oh, he's on up again. I can't be next to him. Oh my goodness what a pussy what a pussy. He's not even use the other tag
I feel like he pulled that poop nugget out of his armpit, that's disgusting.
There's just too many people! Oh my god!
I'm poisoned to all shit, I'm poisoned to all shit.
I'm poisoned to all shit right now.
Yeah, I'm not making it much, I'm not making it, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
They sounded like a thousand boogers.
I don't know what to do.
You gotta hit them like one time to stop some generation or something. Just hit it with an arrow.
Yeah, I hear you. What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
use the gas mask
a whole group of skeletons just spawned
you know what actually
I was digging my hand
in my butt earlier and there happened to be one
why didn't you say so
oh hold on let me just
yank it out real quick
oh my gosh
be careful when you pick up
random ooze on the ground
okay I won't be picking up random ooze
on the ground
dead hey I I think I'm good that's one last try you know one last try hot that
I parry the bars?
No.
No?
Okay, you have to do this.
I'll shoot you through the parry.
What did you say?
He kills you through the parry.
I'll tell you what, I'm killing this bastard right now.
I'm gonna put my whole pussy into this.
I'm gonna put my whole pussy into this one.
I'm killing this bastard right now.
Take it!
Lock it, boys!
oh how is that not caring oh what the fuck
yeah right that is we got rate that I should
these whatever guys it's too many too many more there guys there's a hundred
This is a hundred, this is what you think about?
Oh my god.
Oh my, here's another.
Oh, wow, what?
How is this even remotely possible?
At the beginning it was like, okay,
we got like two scouts and guys every like three minutes.
Now it is a literal platoon!
A literal platoon of gentlemen every two seconds.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Let me taste some huts. I'm flasin'.
I don't think I'm ever gonna be able to get it up again.
I don't wanna have to say it. It's true. It's true.
I don't care what rhino, gas station, honey packet, viagra combo you got for me.
It ain't happening. It ain't happening. It ain't happening.
There's too many guys, there's just too many guys.
The boss itself is ridiculously easy, I mean just off the charts easy, easiest boss probably
in the game.
Don't worry, it's the little guys that really get you, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you're on.
Who put that tree there who put that tree there I had my stuff on I was getting away I went to
dodge an arrow and a tree steps right in front of me. A tree steps right in front of me.
B, I'm out. Good night my friend. You're out? I'm out. Six hours. Dream nine today. I'm
good. Fifteen hours sitting at the computer. I think I might go and fucking die. That's
a good halfway point let's get back to it
good sesh that was fun good sesh thank you very much thank you very much absolutely absolutely
hope you have a great rest of your night enjoy happy wheels I will everybody have a good
message have a good much all right let it in all right here's the plan boys I've given this bastard
One more.
Ooh, one more, ooh, one more, ooh, one more, ooh,
one more, ooh, and then we're playing Happy Mears.
This is just a lag.
I mean, there's just, my maze will break
before I kill all these people.
The boss is half the town over flicking his beak.
I mean, I'm not even fighting the boss.
I'm not even fighting, where does the boss find Star?
Where does the boss find Star?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where's the boss?
Oh, where is he?
Oh, would you like to join us over here, sir?
I can see you through those 40 trees
right down at the other side of the swamp.
I would love for you to come join us.
I would love for you to come join us
for just a mere moment, maybe just 10 seconds.
Get to know ya, we'll pass you the talking ball.
You can have an icebreaker, tell us something interesting about yourself, tell us a fun fact.
These sons of bitches, these sons of bitches, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Hmm, hunch was no help in the fight, hunch was minimal help in the fight, I will not lie.
When he had heart, he had spirit, and he had valor, and that's what matters most, that's what matters most.
I'm assuming because I slapped all the guys will be gone, but also the boss will have full out.
So, you know, that's something.
How many bosses down?
Well, we started today with two bosses, and looking like we're going to end around,
I think we had the...
What was that?
Yeah.
About...
Two.
About two.
Is that the thing we're going to leave off today?
I think it's where we're going to leave off today.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
2.5.
Yeah, 2.5-ish.
2.5-ish.
I'm talking about guys, 2-ish.
2-ish.
Not bad.
Not a bad day.
Not a bad day.
That's good progress.
That's good progress right there.
Not a bad day. That's good progress. That's good progress right there
They see a lot less guys hold on now. I might be able to pull something out of the bag here
I might be able to pull a pull a trick out of the hat
Hold on now
Might be able to pull a trick out of the hat right here. Hold on now
Hold on now. I might be able to pull a trick out of the hat real quick. Hold on now. Hold on now.
Hold on now. Hold your horses. Hold on now.
Oh, I forgot to eat.
Oh
Shit
Oh, oh god, oh god, oh god.
What the fuck?
He's not even a part of that shit.
Sweet.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
What a sweet, sweet, what a sweet delight.
I'm a lucky boy.
I'm a lucky boy.
Holy crap.
I just took out the whole army and Chiquillo Neal's
Swarmog was waiting for me in the local pond
ready to snatch my cock off.
You kid me, he's even part of the boss fight.
Jesus Christ.
All right, well, I think I lost.
Guys, I think I lost, guys.
I think, guys, I think I lost.
I think it's time, guys, we have about 40 minutes left
to the stream.
I think it might be time for some happy meals, okay?
I think it might be time for some happy, well,
okay, listen, this is what we'll do.
Who wants me to go back and get another anti-poison potion,
gear back up and give it one more shot?
Or do you want to do happy meals?
Let's do some happy wheels, let's, okay, all right, time for some happy wheels, time for
some happy wheels.
Guys, listen boys, I'm gonna go grab, by the blade, Mr. Kornakov.
I'm so sorry, I could not get that boss for you.
I could not get that boss for you, it's not my wheelhouse of power.
Let me chase up Mr. Kornakov.
I've put my entire pootsie into that boss, but simply it was not enough power.
It was not enough power.
It was simply not enough.
It was not enough.
All right boys, here's the plan.
I'm gonna go take a quick pee-pee,
grab a silly juice, then it's happy wheels time.
Grab your snacks, grab your drinks,
quick change up, quick change up.
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be, give me two sec.
Give me two sec.
I'll be right back, be right back boys.
Be, be right back, be right back.
We interrupt this program for an important news announcement.
You want to go to the next level? Are you ready to go to the movie wild?
We got God, we got the king, we got makers, we got monsters, we got boys, we got extra
I am here, if you need me, just say my name.
I have returned, but I did get to have the wheels yet.
Hold on, let me do a quick, quick, quick news here.
A quick, hold on, hold on now.
Wait, hold on, where's my music at?
Is my music, is music playing?
Where's the music at?
Oh yes, okay, good.
I'll be happy wheels open.
We'll tell you something, boys.
I used to rip this bad boy back into schoolyard.
Oh, I used to rip this bad boy back into schoolyard.
Back in the schoolyard you couldn't get me off of Happy Wheels!
You couldn't get me off of Happy Wheels!
At the schoolyard I was missed the Happy Wheels!
I said Happy Wheels!
It's Happy Wheels time!
It's Happy Wheels time!
Do they even have a twin-state for Happy Wheels?
No, not even.
I don't know if they have a twin-state for Happy Wheels.
Do they? They have the wheels.
Yes, they do. Here we go. Wait, hold on now. Hold on now. Let me say it. Happy Wheels.
Happy Wheels. Fuck a fan Friday. Finger my... No, I don't think I can put finger my pooper.
I think Twitch would like that. Let me think.
Bart in a mixing bowl.
While I have it.
There we go. All right. That's much more tasteful.
That's much more tasteful. That's much more tasteful.
Twitch title. That's a much more tasteful Twitch title right there.
That's much more tasteful, much more tasteful.
I actually do have, I gotta put a thumbnail for my YouTube.
I actually do have a Happy Wheels thumbnail,
but it includes Hunt.
So hopefully he doesn't mind me, you know,
stealing his brand for just a moment.
I'm just gonna steal, I'm just gonna steal his brand
for just a moment.
Oh, I think they're on my, oh my goodness.
Hold on now.
I'm just gonna steal his brand for just a moment here.
Just, just a quickie.
I mean, just a quick moment.
I'm just gonna steal his brand just for a quick moment.
Don't need to worry there.
Just steal his brand for just a quick moment.
There we go.
Yep, there it is.
There it is.
I'm just gonna steal it.
Okay, there we go.
Yep, there it is.
There it is.
Okay.
Yep, I'm just gonna steal that.
Yep, okay.
Well, that's mine now.
All right, okay, I'm taking it.
There we go.
I'm just gonna steal it.
There we go.
And stolen.
And it's stolen.
And it's stolen.
And it's stolen.
Okay.
Right.
Okay.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I'm about to prove that I am the Happy Wheels, the LeBron James of Happy Wheels.
I'm about to hit 10 games.
I also played a little offline.
I just played like two rounds.
I'm going to hit 10 levels in a row, full completion.
I'm going to do a full completion live on stream.
10 in a row, no deaths.
Not a single one.
Not a single death.
Not even one.
not even one oh wait hold on wait wait hold on oh it's these one oh it's the
arrow keys it's the arrow keys it's the arrow keys it's the arrow keys it's the
arrow keys we can't do it again
And that Minecraft thing is fucking everything up!
Gordekom gifted 200 gifts in again and the Minecraft thing screwed it all up and didn't
show it!
And it put it on the doozy!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Man!
Save dummy!
Time for me to Gordekom!
Save!
Save dummy!
Fine champs, are you from Miss Gordekoff Awards?
My man, my man!
You devious dog, you devious dog, Miss Gordekoff.
I don't know if you know this yet, but it's actually free to watch this game.
It's free, actually. You don't even have to pay or nothing.
It's completely free.
I know that may be news to you, but more!
I know that may be news to you, but more!
Well, it's actually three big man.
Three.
Thank you, Mr. Crook.
I'm a Street Big Man.
I don't know what crack you're smoking,
but you better get me a slice.
Call up your deals and say peanut needs a quick rock.
Double whatever you usually get.
Split it to half, sit to me.
You're smoking meth.
You're smoking meth?
I appreciate it, brother.
I'm a Street Big Man.
I truly, I know I say it a lot,
but I hope you know what time it means to be a Big Man.
I hope you know how much it means to be a Big Man.
Thank you so much for all the support you give
the Buggalins and the Street Big Man.
It needs the entire world to be by the entire world.
Uh-oh, what is happening?
Well, I'm currently at a 90 degree angle
with this prostitute here.
We're, well, we're doing something.
I'm not really sure exactly what sex looks like,
but I'd say it's sex, yes, sex-adjacent.
Sex-adjacent is where I'd probably put this.
We're gonna have a quick restart
Wait, just a quick one. Just a quick one. Okay. Here we go. All right. No no death run ten levels. No deaths
Here we go
Let me take one more simple to say cheese was cheese
Get in here. Oh, ma'am, please don't get close to me ma'am. Please ma'am, please please ma'am, please
Oh
Well, I technically did not die I technically did not die boys. Oh
Run now
Okay, okay, man, please get your hands off my waist, please I'm gay
That'll happen, was that'll happen, you know what quick warm up that doesn't, that's not
included with the 10 rounds in a row without that, that's not included, that was a warm
up, that was a warm up.
That barn came out of nowhere, I don't know where that barn came from, somebody put that
there.
All right, here we go.
All right, here we go.
A real first run.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I feel like that was disproportionate
to the situation at hand.
I feel like the physics of this game might be a little off.
Might be just a little off here.
I don't remember landing on a tree with a bicycle
from 10 feet, rips your body in half
and kills the hooker on your bike.
Doesn't happen to me.
Let's go ahead and do a quick restart.
A quick restart, that's not included either.
That was another warm up.
I tricked you, you thought that was a real game,
it wasn't, it wasn't a warm up.
Here we go.
Here's the real one.
Here's the real one.
Get ready for the real one.
Get ready for the real one, here we go.
A long tight hooker.
This is actually the key to his wife right here.
Oh, oh, hold on now.
Hold on now, what are you saying?
Hold on now, wait a minute.
Hold on now, wait a minute, hold on now, hold on!
Hold on now, wait a minute!
Hold on now, hold on!
Hold on!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit, what the, oh, what the?
Okay.
Yeah, that'll happen on their big jobs.
Alright boys, alright, that was actually
another war month that was actually another war month now it's really time
it's really time to get started it's really get ready cuz it's time to get
started okay here we go here we go
oh nice easy nice easy nice easy nice easy nice easy I see by use that
propeller oh I so okay I see how the boosting works I see how the boosting
Right there, uh John John John you should join on it. You should join on it
Mr. John hop on in big man. We're playing happy wheels. We'll play with little what is it?
It's happy wheels. Well, you can't play with me, but we can do like a side-by-side thing with a disco
You would love this game John you love this game. All right, that was one level done
No deaths guys one level done. No deaths
No deaths. Literally no deaths. Only nine levels to go. No deaths. I promised you watch this. I'm the happy
wheels of the Broaden James. Well, easily.
Oh
We oh, I got you John. I got you. It's
Hey John, how you doing?
Dude, I didn't know it's this game. I fucking love this. You know this game
I haven't played this game since like a high school game this game sweet. It's on steam
Yeah, they just I they just poured the steam that's why it's kind of hot right now. They just
Okay, listen, I've got I've got a bicycle. I've got a kid in my front little
Little basket and I'm following another father with his son and his front basket
So we're just gonna we're just gonna get to the finish line. No problems. We don't want to get hurt
Especially with kids involved. Nobody should get hurt. Let's just get to the finish line. No big deal
What's good, Charlie, what's good?
Nice and easy, nice and easy, slow and roll.
Show you roll, slow and steady wins the race.
Sam!
No, well, you know, well, he will be next.
That was Tom and his son, Timmy.
We will not be seeing him at the next ball game this coming week.
All right, I have to find a sub.
Stay there, stay there Timmy. Timmy Timmy. Timmy I seem to have, okay I seem to have, well.
Alright. Oh yeah you know. And there goes Timmy.
Okay what is this gonna do? Okay what is this gonna do? Listen that was actually a video
of what could happen. Timmy is actually completely fine guys. Timmy is completely fine. That was
actually just a video of what could have happened. Oh my god she's hot. What? The lady at the start
She's so fucking hot.
Oh, shit, don't you?
Oh, OK, what's good?
Damn it.
What level are you on?
I'm on the original level.
Original level three.
Original level three.
Just take a run.
So, hold on. Listen, now, it's just again, that was just
that was an AI video of what could have happened to me and Timmy
If if things didn't if things went awry, so we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do it nice and safe this time
Here we go. Okay. All right, you know what? Okay. Oh
My fucking gun a van fell off. Oh
Wait, I just did it. There we go. Nice easy. Okay. Here we go
No, Timmy, no Timmy stay in the basket Timmy oh
Oh, do you see the message?
Oh, my leg!
Did we wave?
No.
Are you on this part yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not just the falling.
I tried to sacrifice Timmy to the homeless overlords, but they didn't take him.
I don't understand.
I'm trapped in this box. Oh, okay. How many three or four I did I did four and it brought me to bottle run
And I instantly died so do what you will that I'm gonna do three
Okay, how do you select? How do you select one?
Give me a mouse and you click it. Oh, you could think it's a weird. Ah, you lose got a tab our hop
Wait, do I you guys you lose I
I lost to a guy actually for real lose.
Well, there was four for what for for what?
What? Four sides to a square.
What the hell are you?
Jimmy give the basket!
Give it to me!
I'm not gonna lie, I was like hitting it.
It's guy like 50 this whole way something!
Alright, okay, we'll do a quick reshot.
We'll do a quick reshot.
Dude, there's no way Bobble Run's possible.
I just need to hit again.
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
See in the car, but there's four squares. There's four squares. All right, I have them. I haven't written down four squares
Here we go. Here we go. Oh
Okay, all right, one more time here one more time one more time here
Okay, I was gonna slow down. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Okay. We might want to tell me sense
I just got drunk at the bar and just shotgun the voodoo
Cheers my boys cheers
God you're stupid and bad
Did Kordakoff just get more stops?
You missed it because of the TTS, it didn't do the noise.
No, I missed it because of the Minecraft thing.
There's a Minecraft thing going on.
How we did it again?
100.
Mr. Kordakoff, what is that?
Burn some shit!
Burn some shit!
Burn man, burn man!
I'm really sorry the animations aren't playing tonight.
It's that Minecraft thing.
I don't know who sets those things up, but that guy should be stormed into the town square. He's a fucking idiot
You screwed up the whole operation the whole operation is blown
Mr. Andrew Miller, but what is one good bad good a man and mr. Spaceman?
What good bad good a man?
Be easy boys easy boys. Be too well to be means one of your boys. Oh
We gotta keep Tim Tim safe here
You're keep mr. Tim Tim safe. Wait. Are you other? Are you?
Well, you patched the four squids part. Yes
This is bullshit. I was looking at my screen
played war dogs tonight yeah getting a server yeah pretty good pretty fucking good yeah that's
it that's it oh congratulations congratulations you're going back to rest tomorrow right no
oh my leg okay oh oh yeah I'm here I'm here I'm on it I'm on that much oh my
god Timmy's fucking dead there's four squares there's four squares bottle
right yeah but what's problem was that was that we got to go over the bottles
really fast when when you click on the words bottle run oh okay I don't know
Why are you figuring this out so fast?
Oh shit, shit!
What?
This is a stupid level.
This is a stupid level.
Nobody wants to play that level anyways.
Nobody ever plays that level.
That's a stupid level.
No one's ever beat it.
No one ever plays it.
Everybody always says that level is so dumb.
I remember hearing all last week,
original level three is the dumbest level ever.
You want to just ask so bad, quit it.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Do I see something first try
We do we
This is a fucking joke
First time first time
Dude come on I was so behind that wheel that ball that was that was not even close
Did you know?
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, here we go.
Three, stay in the fucking cart!
AHHHHH!
GAH!
Oh my leg!
I
Boxes all right. Oh, yeah. We go. I think you said we the trick is to stay perfectly flat right, mr. John
I
Just beat the level and I fucking hate my life
Try to wheelie a little bit a little bit of a wheelie little bit of a wheelie. Okay. All right. Yeah
There's more there's more
Okay, I know you're not gonna believe me, but Shia LaBeouf is gonna yell at you and throw a wall at you and it's gonna hurt
It's just okay. That's it
Okay
Okay, okay
Jimmy what did what are you doing?
Not the time to be independent
Jimmy give back. Oh, oh
Oh
It's gonna run over here this piece of sex
No, I do the three-dose bag it's all above we don't know what I do the three-dose bag hit the three-dose bag
I told you he was gonna do it. I'm still going, I'm still going. I got this, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Almost have been locked to the cage, but I don't think I care. What's up with the red?
Oh, thanks, boss.
You're welcome.
Just a nick of time.
This delay really is an outfit.
Ah!
Ah!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.
Speed run.
Speed run time.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm master these moves. I'm master these moves. He has no power here. He has no power here
whatsoever. I'm master these moves. Timmy stayed a fuck in the basket. Timmy stayed
oh shit there goes my leg oh fuck Timmy's leg too oh god
I'm bleeding out of my ass I'm bleeding out of my ass
what's out for Shia LaBeouf
I will I will I will
That's okay, that's okay, that's okay, just take the cart, Jimmy, take the cart.
Why are you wheeling?
Oh, there you go.
You see back here, Ryan, you see back here?
Good now.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah!
How do I get out of here?
Oh.
It's gonna be okay, give me.
Just take the card, just take the card.
Ugh.
Oh.
Oh, oh god, Jimmy.
No.
137.23 seconds, baby.
Beat that.
Beat that, Pat.
Beat that.
New World Record.
New World Record.
New World Record right there.
Zero dance.
Speed run.
Mr. John.
It's time for the happy big heels.
Okay.
you ready? Good job Pete. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a happy
wheels master. I'm a happy wheels master. Nobody can beat me.
Are you ready to be starting? Yeah, what characters are we
doing?
Wheelchair man.
Fuck yeah. Yeah, that's O.G. O.G. O.G. O.G.
Oh, no, Tracebot!
If you can't even do it for any good, you can just fly with him!
Yeah!
I'll get those anyways.
I don't even need to bounce.
Boom!
BOOM! BAM! BOOM! 31.5 seconds! 31.5 seconds! You see that? You see that for a second?
Fuck.
Beat that pussy. Beat that.
Come on! Come on! 2.1! 2.1! 2.1! Come on! 2.1! Come on! 2.1!
What's going to do?
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
I'm in it I just got fucking shredded
that'll happen that'll happen gotta be shabby
I'm not really sure I I'm not really sure
how you win this one I'm staying on my time oh my god oh my god
I did it just wait for you finish it
and then you put it into the
ambient.
This guy is stuck in my lawn, though!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Hold on, I got this time.
I got this time.
How did we get that?
Man, I got to hit this with the back wheel.
Swipe that.
What you got?
A square gives you like a car space bar.
You can jump!
You can jump with the space bar.
I have never died like that before on this level and you might be the first person on
How did you beat it? I feel like I'm going as fast as I can.
Ah, you got it. You gotta land on your tires.
One roll, you're done.
Yeah, I never roll.
Okay.
Hurry up.
Stop once!
How am I supposed to beat that?
Is that what?
God, what's the secret?
What's the secret?
Does anybody know what the secret is?
Stick the lead?
stick the land in P. Oh, I've been sticking the land.
I'm, I'm made sticking the land.
I invented sticking the land and got it.
I hit space in air and then it made my tires like taller.
Oh, wait.
You need space midair and it made your tires taller.
Yeah, like make my suspension a little bit, get it?
Get it?
I
Actually, I know what to do. I think I start to do. I'm not even joking. I think I don't do if I stop right here past this green thing
Okay, hold on play if I stop right here past this green thing
Right here right here. I can let the thing go over me like this
Okay, hold on okay, all right that didn't work
Oh
You always get to speed right there
If you hold down the space bar you just drive like those jacked up
God this John how do I beat this this is ridiculous just just be a jack-of-all-comino
John I'm a jack-of-all-comino. I'm a jack-of-all-comino
You go faster if you eat people with your lawnmower
How do you do that? I'm just not messed up, boss. Oh
Oh, yeah, no we don't win that one. Oh, hey, no more flip. No more flip. Did you hit that like that?
Hit it like this. I'm gonna go on a back wheel. So I hit the people first
If I go to the front wheel, I'll pick them up
It's obvious. Okay, I know what to do. I understand now. I understand it now
Okay, hold on
Okay, okay, hold on. Okay. Now I understand it now now. I understand it
Okay, hold on. Okay. Okay. Now I understand it now. I understand it watch this
You just stay on your back. Okay. Hold on now. I do I understand now
You just stay on your back wheel and stay on your back wheel like this
Under the car and not on top of it
Since I had just where to be came off!
Ah, he's better.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Alright, hold on, okay. This is the one, this is the one right here.
I try landing the first jump with the tires out to brace the landing
Would you just just got wood it to brace your first landing put the tires out. Oh, it's really it's a rival player the guy hits me
It's a fire, fucking son of a-
We drink in your honor, boss, so let's run.
You, you look at my screen, look at my screen.
Oh yeah, wait, what are you, speed?
Yeah, I'm sharing a discord.
No, you ain't.
Oh yeah, no, I definitely am not.
No, you ain't.
Oh, I can't in this panel.
I don't know how to give you permission for that.
I'm not gonna lie.
I can't even, I can't even see the channel.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'm gonna drag you down to the admin room.
I'm gonna give you have the privileges.
All right, all right, all right.
I have the privileges.
I have the privileges.
Get away, get away.
Oh, you.
Wait.
You ride again.
You ride again.
You ride again!
I gave up.
I mower mom do you?
Alright, okay.
We're doing Mountain Swings.
Mountain Swings is time.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me touch my headset.
Certified?
Alright.
It's certified, right?
Whoever gets more, there we go.
Whoever does it in lower time,
do a beer next year?
I know but I have a kilo.
Okay, whoever does, whoever does this one,
in more time, I should take a shot
or I'll take half the voodoo, which is equal to a shot.
All right?
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
We got a more max.
Okay, okay.
Wait, which level is that?
Which one are you doing?
Mountain swings?
Mountain swings.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
MENTION CODE IN GAMBLING!
WONDERFUL LAST MANS OF SHIT!
MANS OF DRIVERS CODE IN GAMBLING!
SHIT!
MAN!
MAN!
MAN!
MAN!
Oh, another constant never stop.
Well, they ate my 100 fat.
I've been drinking a fisting coin.
God, fisting coin.
I have you devious dog.
You devious dog!
I knew you were under some substance. I knew you were under some substance. I'm slow down, Mr. Kornikov. You might regret it tomorrow, big man. You all make mistakes in the heat of passion. That is very common, Miss Baking Mistakes in the Heat of Passion.
By the way, John, I hate this fucking level. It's disgusting. I don't want to play it.
What the fuck? Okay, so evidently we have to...
I think he's gonna have me smell like...
Jesus, Mr. Kordakoff! Jesus! And Jesus boys!
I hate that level, Scott, we're quitting it. I hate that fucking level, it's terrible.
You want us to BMX bar two? No, no, no, no, no, wait.
Obstacle course. Obstacle course?
That...
Okay.
And I got lobotomized
And my kid got lobotomized
Okay, all right
I'm getting scissored, I'm getting scissored.
All of the knives just fucking killed me.
Oh my god, Thanos just snapped his fingers on my son.
Holy crap, I don't even know what type of knives would do something like that.
I'm a holy shit.
Don't drag it, but look ready?
Look at what I think.
We win.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Let me see.
Wait.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Buzz.
Jimmy is just taking a little break.
Damn it, John.
Damn it.
I don't do a buzz.
I
Sorry John Roode did John Roode did
You're gonna have to believe us
He's got dogs the knives
Let's you touch your dogs real good. Oh, well Timmy's not as good as I am
Kimmy's as good as I am
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Nice and easy. Nice and easy.
Jimmy. Jimmy. Listen.
In the safe in my office.
All right. It's $400 for the passport to Mexico.
I need you to go there. Your mom's fucking crazy. Don't forgive me
That wheel that giant ball actually obliterated me and let Timmy unscathed
Okay, I actually okay. He just he just made an incision in my front alone
The smallest incision right there where I do all the thinking
If I remember correctly, there's a way to get Timmy out of here
Wait, what's the button to get-
Where are you going?
Fucking Christ.
What's the button to get Timmy out of my- out of a seat?
Let him go to a- oh shit.
Shiner, happier life.
There it is, there it is.
Fuck you, Timmy.
You know what?
I see you.
You stay with me.
You're still with me.
Yeah!
Oh.
Timmy's fucking- fuck it.
My Timmy's got five arrows in his forehead. Oh, no
Shit this level is impossible
Okay, okay, okay, all right Timmy you go try it out first, okay? Try it out for Papa
Timmy's fucking kid seat is stuck on the thing
How do I eject the kid's jean, how do I eject it, how do I eject it?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Give it to me!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you heard me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, well, got two buttholes now.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, Justin's still there.
Bad lappin'.
Bad lappin'.
John, I, uh, wait, you can play the match?
Yeah.
36.3 seconds?
It's no way that's impossible!
I did it.
You're underestimating my autism.
This is my class. This is my high school.
What do you think I do instead of going to classes?
Let's play this game.
Ah
Hey to me that oh my god
Listen buddy, I'm beating you I'm beating you okay. I'm a dude. I'm beating you. This is this is easy watch this
I'm gonna get 36.2 seconds right here
Just kill Tammy just kill okay
Timmy I never liked you I want you to let me play get this handsome voice
I didn't even know the condo broke
I didn't even know the condo broke here. You are nine months later
Timmy I want you to hit by this giant ball thing okay Timmy didn't even get scared
Timmy didn't even get scared you see that he doesn't listen to his father he
doesn't listen to his father he's a bad kid without a dad who wants that
jumping to the ball thing
I do that do that do that oh my dude this is impossible this is no way you've been
136.3 seconds.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, oh my god, this is, damn it.
That was it. That was the record breaker right there. That was the record breaker.
That was literally the record breaker. Oh my god, that was actually the record breaker right there.
That was not the record breaker.
That was not the record breaker.
The most brutal fucking death I've ever seen.
Jimmy, please.
Oh my god.
I'm dropping you out here, Jimmy.
Damn it.
I
Did you shit out your
Big show what's that under your ass now. It's my son charge
Carrying it on in his honor
How do you do this part I do this part you just gotta air that first part just over all
that okay hold on now wait hold up wait can I still do it it's a bunch of oh sorry I'm
gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna lean forward let the let the balls catch my back wheel and
and it's gonna move me up.
Oh, dude.
Just like we drew it up.
Just like we drew it up.
I'm giving this three more solid goes, and then you win.
What?
Hahahaha
AHH
Dude
AHH
Finally found a game of better
Fuck!
Don't say that too fast buddy
Don't say it too fast
Don't say it too fast
Take the meat!
Oh
God this is what this is what
Excellent excellent
Excellent excellent here we go this is what
Dude dude Timmy is so damn useless. I'm Tonya. I'm leaving. I'm leaving him with his mother
this next week okay that was that seemed a little unnecessary 36.3 I'm gonna
restart it and see if I can beat you again I can't even finish the damn level
I'm gonna add four arrows!
That's fine, I don't need my frontal lobe.
Oh, you missed! You missed!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
How do you speed that point?
You gotta air it.
Jump as far as you can.
You can't! There's a bar above you!
The bar doesn't really hurt.
No, of course the bar doesn't hurt.
It's hurt you absolute fucking doorknob.
Hey, who's finished it and who hasn't?
Big breath?
It's the-
It's the- It's the wall above you that sends you down to the circles.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
You know that fight, that fight, I got a hard-put in my nipple.
Okay, and a killie.
Wait, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Guys, watch this trick for the fucking circle part.
Somebody tell-
Fuck!
Go ahead, Timmy. You deserve it.
At least you're fucking for real.
What's that?
Guys, guys, hold on guys, guys, should have ducked,
lean back instead of forward,
don't, because when I lean back
with the front wheel hits the ceiling
and then it launches me down into the circles.
I think I gotta like use my body as jello and line the,
oh that's what it is,
I gotta use my body as jello and line the bike up flat
with the ceiling.
That's gotta be what it is.
And the challenge.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, there's the one, there's the one!
There's the one, there's the one!
Oh my god, there's the one, there's the one, there's the one!
Fuck!
Hey, good news.
What?
I did it again.
What was it? Oh my god, he beat his time.
Tell me what to do on the- on the- on the part.
Tell me what to do on the part.
You just- just lean a little bit forward so you clear that whole gap,
and then you have to keep leaning back for the ones after that.
No, no, no, the circle one, the circle one.
The circle- the circle part. The one with the rotating circles.
Oh yeah, you got it. You got to flex it really on that.
My wife loves you. Today is her birthday.
Can you wish Brandy a happy birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRANDY!
Happy birthday, Brandy.
But John doesn't care about your birthday, Brandy.
I can't.
Fuck John.
John wears some Satan and gives an AK-47's doll kind of on weekends.
That has nothing to do with her birthday.
That's just a mere hockey game.
That's true.
That's just a hobby.
I can't believe I'm bad for having hobbies.
That's true.
Alright.
Oh, I better stop the wheel.
I better stop the wheel.
There's the one.
There's the one.
Oh
Shit
Easy, too easy. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, Tom, that map is too easy, and they gotta really try making these maps harder.
They really gotta try making it. I'm just completing them. I'm over and over and over.
First try, wasn't that first try?
That was first try, that was first try.
Well, unfortunately, John, I beat, um, I beat you, right, kid.
Wrong direction. I have 30 seconds. You have 39.
John enjoyed the selling this game is like though you want the
This game is not like go you want a higher number
He was like bowling. This was like this this game is just like boy. You want the higher number
Okay, why don't you say so drink up pussy?
Which one are played way hard wait we go to where you were in the next one you do speed bridge
next next level yes be rich be rich be rich yeah well okay I'm tight to be
Hold on tight!
Give me the second we reach terminal velocity!
Let go!
Hey!
Timmy?
I'll see you later.
Okay.
Hold on.
Timmy?
I'll see you later.
Damnit! Timmy's fuckin' kid scene is blocking my path!
Even in death he shaves me!
Even a
As we go faster right now
Oh, we hold on you see hold on wait wait wait wait wait
Yeah, I'm seeing it. I already finished some I got a lot of time to watch it
Inside and she code for fast death cheat code super best death cheat code
See you!
Oh.
That damn it released both of us.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm going so fast, I'm going so fast!
Oh my god!
You want me to go fucking-
AHHHHHHHHH!
SHUT UP!
Oh shit!
Oh dude!
I-I lost balance, I lost balance!
I think you get faster if you stand your back wheel, you can take a thing.
I think you generally get like twice as fast as you go on your back. We are yet to month
Yeah
He says
What a thirty one point eight seven you said thirty one point seven huh?
Oh, Mr. John, John got speeded up out there.
John is speeded up out there.
Gotta put on the turbo.
All right, the overdrive.
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
All right, one more, one more.
Peat stroke, pilgrim, Peat stroke, pilgrim.
Is that a good one?
Should be.
Thought it was high school wins.
No, no, this is like golf you want the lowest score you want the lowest score. Yeah, I was just that one round
Yeah, those is that one round that you want the highest score? Oh
Mmm. Oh shit. We've we change. I think it's do it all kind of weird stuff. Oh
Here we go
Oh, here we go, there we go, right. Yeah, all right now we ride
I
Beating you just had a present. I'm eating this I'm going so fast most too fast
You're dry fucking toxic waste
The better
It's new tech you don't know about
You say you aren't good at the game buddy. You said you said sorry. Sorry. I'm coping. You're coping in your two tech
You're coping is to take
We do the particle accelerator yep
Oh
You have superpowers in your balls
I'm more on commanding space
I'm moving
What dude did I take acid what the fuck is happening?
Do I fucked that I fucked that that toxic waste and I got superpowers in my balls. Mr. John
Not too much super quick
fucking must like super quick like ten seconds away never be able to do that
before I've never been able to physically I'm down because of my superpowers I
must have 10 seconds which is I don't see deep about a really long time was
way too long fucking marathon marathon marathon right there you do a lot of
time mm-hmm oh okay hold on wait wait we can talk we can talk we can talk how
How far back do I go?
I don't know, he's currently buttfucking me.
I like it.
There's a cave back here you go back in too.
Not much good in the cave without legs.
Or my...
Vehicle? Vehicular device?
They land here, eject, hold up, grab here.
Dodge. Okay, I'm on my move.
I'm on the move. I'm on the move.
I'm on the move.
I'm going through the tower space. I'm going through the tower space.
Yeah
Yeah, too easy too easy
111 seconds buddy
111 seconds beat that pussy beat. I do a check
You press see but I don't tell you
He's not buddy beat that beat that he ain't been that was he ain't been done. I ain't be able that's not be able
Good
Oh
Usually want to jump before you get to the spot. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
John.
John.
John, can't go fast.
I'm running over my own broken legs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
One second, let him kick me in there.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Woo!
John.
John.
John, that's not too good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
E-A-B-Nod-Dime was E-A-B-Nod-Dime. It's not fun. It's not fun.
I think that was the wrong direction. You buddy, you just saw me do it! That's the right direction!
You really just stopped me doing it!
Okay.
I'll miss the Kordakoff before I take the boy!
Good man!
Good man!
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Enjoy that headache when you wake up, big man.
I don't think it'll be easy.
That one's gonna be a doozy.
That one's gonna be quite a floozy.
We're with ya in spirit.
We're with the inspiration of the Kordakoff.
kill me, don't really kill me, die you know if you got the staunch the beaters one, aw this
one I got the one easy, oh here we go, ahh this building gotta get checked out there's
a couple
Why?
I don't think you beat a boys, I don't think you can beat him
I don't think he's got the stars
I got nothing but the stars
Fucking dude literally murder me
Okay, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine
Make that up, make that up, make that up
I
As long as I don't just fucking perish here, I'll don't need that arm. I jerk off with the left one anyway
Good. Good.
Gyrating on that mind pod.
Oh, heh heh.
Your jobs had to be like base boosts or something.
You're doing pretty good, John. You're doing pretty good.
I should make it into the doozy.
oh
pushing 15 playing hot wheels
there's just so many pieces of that tape that are so wrong and there's a sort of amount of words
how do you know where to begin
I don't even know where to begin are you fucking kidding me god
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you actually grab the top of your thing with space, it'll let you
control it again.
Oh yeah, let me hold on, let me lift my arm up.
There you go.
Oh!
Oh, there goes my arm.
One, one.
Oh, one.
Oh, the next part requires your arms.
You need at least one of those.
You need at least one of those.
How about another level?
What do you think?
another level or didn't know I'll just
miss this one real quick I'm I felt bad
for beating you all those times that I
had to
oh mr. corner cop would we just win the
bad good I'm bad
we say to my what we say to my
what then minecraft comes on a
Scrooge it all up
Why why what?
He changed him up what he changed him up what?
Wait Kingsley and give you brother subs
Come on. He's not telling me any of that over here cuz the Minecraft thing are you sure am I good one guy?
I'm sorry that all these animations are screwed up because of the Minecraft thing.
It's blowing the whole operation, it's blowing the whole operation.
I'm sorry boys.
Thank you, Mr. King's and this quarter comes easy boys. These are what if you just want to see three done
I'm good
It's going to come to have like that. It's more like the big one
Like the migraine like the migraine
I can't play through it. I do I'd say I want to do what I would do a hardcore one so soon. I
I might even, I might even, I might even do that on Monday or something, oh that sounds
so fun.
Oh my goodness, that just, oh guys, we'd have to get dedicated guys, we'd have to get dedicated
guys who would be there for like 24 hours.
It'd have to be like a 24 hour, 30 hour stream, we'd have to, let me tell you what, getting
streamers to a 24 hour, 30 hour stream is not easy.
These guys are like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying, it's horrible, it's horrible.
It's horrible.
Hmm, hmm.
Like, you got me, no.
I stick to my schedule every day,
but when I do a long stream, I do it.
I'll do the most part.
Okay.
I do it and jump I my peanut body literally fails and my head's on fire and I cannot do it anymore
Liar!
I did it like a 30-hour stream with Timmy on that age next day
I was just having intercourse with my wife and I remembered you were playing on my phone and stopped so screw you and go roll away. Cheers.
Telling me about the sex you're having with your fat wife!
Stop it!
God, if you can't grab that dinosaur's tail, I'm ending the stream right now, and we are
never talking again.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
John, we have to be for real right now, we have to be so serious, we have to be so serious.
I'm so close, don't give up yet.
John, we have to be super serious, you have to, John Simeon.
Simeon?
Just Simeon, just Simeon, just kind of Simeon up there, just a little bit of Simeon and then do a little Simeon.
Did you try jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy oh yeah right oh yeah
I'll be jimmy in by the way you can you can grab stuff with your hands in a locked in place
Do you grab that grab that grab that with your hands and pull up?
It's grabbing the bottom at the same time. Oh, uh, honestly just pull up rip your other arm
Oh
Pull up pull up pull up. Oh John you had it
You don't think about we're gonna both out there
You're gonna grab good. Oh, there is it is I'm watching it for and hold on space grab them
John John John
It's all got it
I grabbed the CD again and pulled it, pulled it again.
Oh! I know you drive it like you would the bullpen.
He's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
206 seconds.
I don't have no time for that.
Seaese!
Seaese!
Little slow there, Mr. John.
Little slow there.
Well, they don't call me the LeBron James of happy wheels
for nothing.
All right, Mr. John, that's going to be it for me.
I'm going to grab a quick burger.
I'm going to grab a quick burger.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm telling you, the things I'm going to do to that burger.
Unsavory things, unsavory things to that burger, unsavory things to that burger.
Things that you couldn't even imagine.
Things you would say, peanut, why are you doing it to that burger?
What are you doing to this burger?
Why not just eat it?
Why not just eat it like a regular gentleman?
What I'll say to you is I'll say, I'll say, get out of my shower, I'm eating the burger
in the shower by the way, get out of my shower, get out of my ass and get out of my shower.
I did not invite you to both of those places,
yet you are in both.
And then you'll lean over, kiss me on the cheek,
take a quick bite of the burger,
like you're brought to source in prehistoric times,
taking the smallest pinch off of a leaf, off a tree,
and then you'll walk out butt naked into the night,
onto the street beside my house, never to be seen again.
White butt cheeks trotting down the road,
reflecting off the moonlight.
As two gentlemen in SUVs pass by,
They ask, where's John at?
Where's John, the evil burger thief?
I say, I just saw him walk that way.
We then see a flash of light from another car
coming this direction.
Your outline, a silhouette of your body, right there,
white in the background from the light
and the black from the silhouette.
You then go, woo!
As you morph into a man wolf,
and we can only see your silhouette,
and then you run off into the fields, into the night.
And that is what I'm gonna do after stream.
All right, deep break, deep break.
All right, all right.
And do you, Cordacoff, thank you, Mr. Cordacoff,
seriously, boy, thank you, Mr. Cordacoff,
I appreciate your voice, appreciate your voice.
I mean, what that very nice, nice, Mr. Cordacoff,
You're not gonna enjoy your morning.
So try to enjoy your night while it lasts big man.
Try to enjoy your night while it lasts
cause that morning is gonna hit like a freight train.
And let me tell you something.
We're all with you in spirit.
We're all with you in spirit.
We're right there with you.
Okay.
Get some water.
Get some water.
All right, Mr. John, I'm heading off.
Okay, boss.
All right.
Have a good one.
Have a good one, chief.
Have a good one.
Bye, boss.
Boys, I'm kidnapped, I'm kidnapped.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
micro pickle.
This is Peter, I'm an audio engineer.
I've been meaning to produce an album for a peanut.
When are we starting yours?
Do you want me to sing a song?
Do you want me to sing a song?
Like a peanut song?
Oh, like Mr. Beast?
Rich's rapper in the game, call me Mr. Lee.
20 million trees, come and feel the breeze.
Oh, shit, I forgot the rest of it.
What's the second part?
Wait, what's the second part again?
Wait, what is it again?
What's the second line?
What's your second line?
What is the second line to the Mr. B song?
Wait, Mr. Shrapper in the scene, call me Mr. Lean?
Shit! Hold on, wait a second.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Hold on now, wait a second, give me a second.
Here we go. Here we go.
Sees!
Oh, that was it. That was it. It was 20 million pounds of trash. Now the oceans clean.
There it is. There it is. There it is. Dude sounds so bored. Well, I think, well, I think he's just doing the low-bodied tone rapper, rapper sound.
I'm telling you boys, that was hard. That's hard. That's, that's hard. That's hard right there. That's hard right there. That's, that's that music. That's that jam. That's that shimmy.
That's that shimmy-jam!
That's that shimmy.
That's a shush, shush, shush!
That's shush, shush, shush!
Shush, shush, shush, shush!
That's the, that's the shimmy-jam!
I'm hard-congratulations, sir!
Congratulations!
All right, boys, have a good night, everybody!
Good night, now, gang!
Have a good night, now, everybody!
Have a good night!
The shameless glaze, buddy!
I'm bumping that song everywhere I go!
I go to the grocery store!
20,000,000 pounds of trash!
Now the ocean clean!
I head over to Starbucks, 20 million trees,
sit and feel the breeze.
I head over to Walmart, Rich's Rapper in the Seat,
helping Mr. Lee, bumping it on repeat the whole way there.
No other song, just that song right there.
Just that song right there.
Target is better.
God, if you're trying to go at three in the morning,
now if you're trying to go at three in the morning
to make a makeshift crack pipe or the shit
He just mutt down from the dealer down the road.
Hmm, hmm, wish me sweet dreams?
No, you will have horrible dreams.
I'm cursing you right now with horrible dreams.
I hope the chapel.
Help us sleep paralysis.
Demon stands in your doorway
and he whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
All right, good night everybody.
Good night now, gang.
Have a good night now, boys.
Have a good night, everybody.
Good night now, boys.
Rest up, rest easy now, gang.
Rest easy, rest easy now, boys.
Rest easy, rest easy now boys, goodnight everybody.
Good night now gang, have a good night,
goodnight everybody, goodnight now boys, have a good night.
Good night!
Good night everybody, have a good night now gang,
goodnight now everybody, goodnight everybody,
goodnight now gang, have a good one,
rest now rest easy, put that head on that pillow.
Good night everybody, goodnight now gang,
goodnight boys, have a good night, goodnight everybody,
Good night, good night now boys, good night everybody.
Have a good night now, gang.
Good night, sleep tight, and do not
get the bedbugs, fuck you, ah!
Give out!
Give out!
Give out!
Give out!
I'm gonna go take a watery poof while taking some food and milk!