TheBurntPeanut
MONDAY FUNDAY | TARKOV LABS | Cloakzy X John | PARTY GAMES @ 10:30 PM CT | Fart In A Bowl & Waft It My Way | #BUNGULATE
09-28-2026 · 7h 21m
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That's all I saw because it's time to go to peace, man.
And I'm gonna leave with my bug eyes!
You and me!
Oh, I got me!
Oh, you got me!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
No!
Where's my music at?
Where's my music?
Where's my music?
Where's my music?
Oh, no.
Oh, there it is!
How are you Muggles with the fine many made Monday gentlemen?
I have many announcements.
The first one being, where's Minecraft?
And to that I say, gotcha!
Look at your faces, look at your faces, oh my, gotcha, oh my, gotcha, oh my goodness,
look at your faces, look at your faces, well, egg on your face, egg on your face, oh
I cannot believe you bought that.
I cannot believe you bought that.
How ridiculous, ridiculous.
You look ridiculous right now.
You look ridiculous right now.
You look ridiculous right now.
Guys, guys, I guys, I tried so hard
to have the Minecraft marathon start today.
I was on the phone with hunch and Cloaksy property.
No joke.
Upwards of 15 times yesterday, 15 times.
trying to get it to happen today.
And it just, it didn't work.
It didn't work boys, it didn't work.
But, but I made them lock it in.
I made them lock it in so for those of you
that have not seen the announcement,
here it is.
We are actually doing two marathons this week.
Two marathons.
Today is NobleStreet.
Tuesday, NobleStreet.
Wednesday, NobleStreet.
Thursday is beginning up the first marathon.
I'm up at 10 a.m. and I'm going for 13 hours
with me, Cloaksy, Hutch, and Mr. Merckx,
and we're doing Gears of War, E-Day,
hardest difficulty all the way through the campaign,
which they said this is the longest campaign
they have ever made ever by far.
And then on Friday, normal street,
and then on Saturday, the Minecraft marathon
begins at noon with Hutch and Cloaksy, it's locked in.
It's locked in, no more changing, no more rescheduling.
Guys, I swear to you, listen, I know I'm not gonna go
into the details, but I swear to you, I gave it,
I put my whole pussy into making it happen today
and it just didn't work.
There was no possible scenario where it worked.
There was no possible scenario.
I'm telling you, I tried this, I tried that,
I tried going hot, I tried going closey.
I tried then rescheduling this, then rescheduling
that, it just wouldn't work.
It wouldn't work, boys, it wouldn't work.
The whole what the whole pussy the whole pussy that's right and then also
Secondly we're playing Tarkov, but I did see a couple of you guys say
Obviously peanut hasn't read the Tarkov Twitter
And you were right you were right that was an accurate assessment of the situation
There was an accurate assessment of the situation
I just went to the Twitter and apparently this game goes down in 36 minutes
So I'm I'm like that's what you know what's going on right here. I'm not really sure what to um
What the open is so you know that'll happen. You know that'll happen on the big jobs
That'll happen on them big jobs. I was thinking maybe we go war dogs and then we do fall guys later
I feel like that might be the move. Oh, dude. Oh look who finally decided to show up. Look who finally decided to show up
Oh, everyone's muted, everyone's muted.
Cloakshade!
I fucking hate my life.
Yeah, John, did you hear about the talk of the day?
Yes, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You get this dick-bad Cloakseon to play fucking Tarkov with me.
Hello!
Cloakseon, what's up, dude?
Why do you sound like John?
John, you sound like shit.
You sound like shit.
John, you sound like shit.
You're talking to the wrong microphone.
Guys, I want you to know, last night,
I played Tarkov and I had so much fucking fun.
Yeah, well, I've got great news for you.
Servers go down to 35 minutes.
We've got a what?
So you have a great deal of fun for 35 minutes.
There's been a jam fight in 35 minutes, baby.
Why are they going down?
Why?
It's like four hours, too.
Why?
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Dude, literally give me AIDS.
Oh, why why he is and raise a family of raccoons in my butthole that all my goodness
What put a put a firecracker in a raccoons butthole and then put that raccoon with its firecracker in its butthole in my bottle
Why are they going down? I don't know. It's the Twitter post says
It says a planned data center maintenance is scheduled for tomorrow. He's
I love this. I love being a scientist. I love being a scientist. I'm talking to when I go when I think of like
Should we have should everybody have water? No
Fuck fuck them. We got to give it to the data says that's what I say
Right to the data says honestly
Let's just let's just you know let's just take let's just take you let's just give it all the data says that they
Need it was saying even if we do during this period escape from talk of and talk of real be unavailable
This maintenance will also affect the battle state games official websites and account center
We apologize for any inconveniences may cause they do that says tomorrow though. No, you said tomorrow. Yeah tomorrow in Russia
It's already tomorrow in Russia. We actually that could be chewed on what if wait is are we a head right?
No, I I screen shot it and put it in quad and it said that it's it's it's in 30 minutes
Well, where are you getting the four hour thing?
Where are you getting the four hour thing?
It says from 1 AM to 5 AM.
Oh, yep, it does.
It does.
It does.
It does.
It does.
Wait, it says 1 AM.
Wait, it says it's only 11 PM in Russia.
So Russia, big.
Russia, lots of time zones.
you. Yeah, but I said that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
guys, guys, it says it's 1130 and
22 seconds in part of time.
ask. If you don't start understanding, Rush has multiple time zones.
Canada is also one time zone.
We can play one round realistically of Dark Gov and then we either have to go play War
Dogs or Fall Guys. That's the deal. I was hoping to see Fall Guys later so what if
we do one round of Dark Gov and then we go play some War Dogs and then we'll play
some Fall Guys in a little bit? Yeah.
Okay, wait.
What?
If you suggest arc if you yeah, dude, I'm gonna know why don't wanna
Senses down
Why don't I go do my thing and then by the time I'm back at like 10 p.m. And that'll be up and follow
Let's just play
One game of war dogs real quick. Yeah, I mean one game of talk up. What game of talk up. Let's do it
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I made it.
Yeah, but you're here on time and we gotta capitalize on that.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta capitalize.
I'm always on time.
Okay, my fucking day.
John, did you take your name to John underscore Chinese?
Nope.
No.
Uh, what do you, uh, preppers a little side.
Oh yeah, preppers a little slide.
Okay, there we go.
I invited both of you.
I just talked in your chat.
He did?
What do you say?
He said, why am I just now finding out we're playing War Dogs Thursday?
Or, uh, uh, years of war if there's a day.
Who?
Get mod.
We said that.
Get mod.
Get mod.
Who are you?
No, no, who said that?
Who are you idiot?
Who are you idiot?
This works.
Get mod.
Get mod.
Oh my God.
Actually, give so much aura.
Close your eyes right now.
So much aura.
Ridiculous amounts of aura.
Uh.
Mr. Merckx, um, okay. Well, uh, I didn't have to, I didn't want to have to tell you this way because I thought Hunter already called you, but, um, well, you're joining us at 10am CT on Thursday for a gears of war, uh, hardest difficulty campaign marathon.
Uh, and you don't have any options. You have no option. So, uh, you don't have a choice. Unfortunately.
They did say it's the longest campaign in the the history of the game and it should take 16 to 18 hours
So
Great hooray
All right, we'll see you on Thursday at 10 a.m. Ct. Mr. Marx will see that if you don't show up
I'm I'm gonna I've already said the consequences. I'm AI rectangle mustache on your face and I'm putting it on Twitter
So you better show up you better show up because this is your one and only warning
This is your one and only warning pussy. Um, let's see has one of those pictures from last Halloween
Yeah, and AI said 0% AI detected
Have you done one of these nobody has joined me yet. No one has joined my game. I'm just sitting you
Fuck out
Show us your cock and then invite me again. I didn't get the invite. Yeah, I think it might either
Okay, let me see you guys you invite see you go
All right, we get
We go all right, okay, I can't uninvite
Clokesy and for some reason by me we go there we go. All right, I'm invited. I'm not me buddy. There you go
See what makes them do you have again? I gotta clean off. I gotta clean up my book. I'm gonna spin all over. Yeah
I have a beacon my dude because I touched my go XLR and moved it a centimeter and it reset fucking everything
Oh
He changed my blood
Stop eating are you eating?
Hey, are you guys eating?
No, I was eating fruit.
Stop eating fruit.
Yes, stop eating fruit.
It's good for you.
You have a cigarette pussy.
Yes.
You piece of shit.
All right, let's ride.
You lie about Minecraft.
Yeah, no, but guys you're forgetting to factor in the most important part of the queen course in one day
We finally decide we're gonna go labs we're gonna have such a good time. It's gonna be a great time
We want we don't will utilize this one labs run more than any other labs, but we've ever ran
We're gonna have a great time for one ray
Oh
But I buy the key card
I think we can make a multiple raise it because die immediately
I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Oh, shit.
What the hell? You got to source your town. Mr. Merck said he was part of the thing.
What happened to that?
I was going to tell him on Wednesday.
You give him one day to prepare for no reason
Good thinking good thinking good thing get in for absolutely no reason give him only one day to prepare
For absolutely no reason for absolutely no reason at all. Great idea good thinking good thinking
Big break moves. Yeah, honestly, well, he's in he's said he's in so by the big butter move. We're good Thursday
Thursday. Here's a war.
Marathon. 10 AM. CT Saturday.
Minecraft Marathon. noon. CT.
Bada bing bada boom.
I was watching. Yeah. I was
watching Hutch Gamble. Mm hmm.
I did. He won. He turned $7
into 100K. $7. Yeah. Now, I
want to sit at a blackjack
Vegas I'm going to Vegas to sit on a black guy named Jack around the corner of
that yeah are you gonna join the game in one are you gonna get the fuck in the
game I'm fucking ready dumbass you know it's glanced out your hand no the
bottom left you have to press ready no you didn't do it oh you guys 25 minutes
until catastrophic failure, we're just now getting it.
How are you level 28 and you look like a level three?
He's not talking about me by the way.
He's talking about, he's talking about John.
John?
John, I second that.
I kind of a bitch.
I didn't want to, I'm a part of this actually.
I'm not, this is not, this is not, this is,
I'm not, I'm, you know what?
I'll join the next conversation.
I'll join the next one.
Next one seems better for me.
What's your kid?
My kid? I've got the type 20.
No, it's good. It's good. I thought you were...
Oh yeah, thank you. Thank you. You're just doing...
...be a good guy.
I-I'd be a good guy!
I'll be a good guy!
You wanna know why I look like that?
You're not allowed to f***ing run!
We got one shot at this, we're killing everyone in this lobby and getting red.
We got one shot, 24 minutes till the server goes away, 22 minutes till the server goes
down.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fucking boys, fucking.
Okay, everybody ready for auto and everything you need?
Oh, I'm muted.
Hey guys, I'm muted.
I was muted.
You guys see anything?
Yeah, the guy's spreading front server.
Front server?
How do you go?
I heard him be like our floor the floor below on our four. Hey, bitch boy
Front server. She's not front sir in front of his below eyes. He's but green P. P
What server room is to our right? He's in front of it server room the doorway. Are you stupid server rooms right there?
Some room is second floor under us and front of server is up the stairs in front on the third floor
The front server is below us
That's main room server
The other front server, let's go down
I'm inside ways up down upside down server room
Is that a good idea?
I'll go down to this room.
You gotta come up here.
I know there's nobody here.
Green, what are you doing?
Green.
Should you be over with us with your family?
We're your family.
Someone's activating the agent lady.
She's...
That's right under us. That's under us.
What the fuck is that?
Go down, go down.
I'm gonna take a little peek.
I'm a team of the people
These guys are also
Sprinting on oh my god, he knew exactly where I was in T.C. He's right next to me right next to the dog
I'm gonna go good. He's right next to the other minute
Oh god, did you see that? Hang out
Hey, don't watch it in the chat!
Can I come from Blue Stairs?
We shake?
Can I come from Blue Stairs?
Uh
That's where I am. That's right. I'm on Blue. I'm on the bottom of Blue Stairs right now
Okay, there's guy under green stairs tail. I'll go back up three man. It's a three man. Oh, no a queen residential unit
We are you in front of server room like actually from it? No
Okay, he just blocked a headshot with his forehead very cool very cool. All right
Okay, I don't really know what to do anymore. He's calling the elevator. Do watch out. He's right here Johnny's right here
Don't beat that don't beat that
No, there is no man.
Are you dead or are you dead?
Yeah, I'm dead.
I didn't know there was still one guy who was seen.
Let's rush it then.
Let's rush it.
Oh, I see you.
I see you closely.
Don't rush it.
Don't rush it.
Oh, god.
Somebody's almost...
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
Got closer.
He's dead.
I'm dead.
Hooks is dead.
You'll never get away with this.
You'll never get away with this.
It's a three-man.
It's a three-man.
You won't pay for what you did.
You will rule the day.
Oh shit he's right there he's right there he's looking at us
Oh shit he's dead
Oh
She what got
Yeah, we'll be up to eight or nine kills by now
Now you guys are bitches probably
I
Missed this game
I'll have nothing big jobs and laughing on the big job boy. I don't know how those guys got it
I did they were in the server room. I thought they were back left front server room
Didn't get back flip upside down slide to the left. Everything you notice in the box in the right server room. I
What you guys okay? Let's come up with a new name for each of the server ropes, okay?
The one that goes towards black that's front server. Okay? That's front server if they are towards the middle room
Let's call it outside server. Yeah. Hey, that's fair. That's fair
That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair
That's fair. That sounds fair missing some conflicts. Why no Russian? I don't speak Russian
So how do I know if you're saying or I don't know what you're saying you could be slurred up in the chat
I don't fucking speak Russian. I look like I speak Russian you pop
I'll get in trouble if you guys just saying slurs all day and if it's an English I could tell where it is
I can ban it. If you're speaking Russian I can't do nothing. I don't know. I don't know what you're saying
This is America
You guys don't want another Cold War.
I actually don't know what happened doing that, I don't even know if we won.
Hmm
What's up, it's your best idea my boy. We guys how much time do we have we have?
16 minutes. We try to run one more. We got a we got enough for four rains in this
This group specifically we got enough for four rates. All right, let's okay. Let's do one more close again
tell me
The enemy will take care that's about four minutes in don't you worry?
Don't you worry big man? As I'm running low on capital. I'm running low on capital
How we made so much money need a capital infusion, please. I need a capital infusion. I need the capital infusion. I
I will be Elon Musk hooker
For $10. I just need a quick cash infusion
I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear I swear at five million when did I lose two
The day before you did it, let me get some, let me get some goodies.
Okay, where's my lab ski car?
Who took my lab ski car?
Guys, can we be so free?
We already got a time.
Who took my lab ski car?
Okay, I'll give it back.
Okay, I'll take you.
I left one!
What's this playing on easy mode and still get we took on but what we did we in the game
but it's cuz the ping so I was really excited oh shit I gotta hear my guy I'm gonna hear my
I thought I did that I said oh no I need was to be pushed up wait give me a
seat okay I'm gonna go I'm gonna go let's get their boys get their boys hmm
I go playing Minecraft soon well soon it's soon soon adjacent Saturday at noon
is is when we're doing it but we also have another marathon for gears of
for 10 a.m. on Thursday.
And not 10 a.m. on your pussy time,
10 a.m. on real man's time.
Central time, where men really get work done.
What about Valhive?
Well, I suck at it.
That's the story there.
That's the story there.
Closey, uh, closey, closey, closey, oh, there we go.
Okay, we have, okay, we have 13 minutes to set the shot down.
Hmm.
Sorry, that gives us enough time to die and then queue up for another one.
Yeah, brother.
Wait, I need to get from Tarkov.
We'll see my tweet and postpone it.
I know it.
Only little kids play Minecraft.
That is just not true.
I agree.
You're a dumb bitch.
Closey, you're a dumb bitch as well.
You know what, you can have your opinions on every game.
You can have your, this game's good, this game's bad,
but if you say Minecraft is bad or only for kids,
you have the wrong opinion.
That's it.
It's as simple as that.
It's as simple as that.
You have the wrong opinion.
It's the wrong one.
You selected the wrong one off the shelf.
You were looking for opinions on the shelf.
You selected the wrong one.
Simple as that.
No argument needed.
Big facts, big facts.
Let's ride!
We were you where are you where are you?
We're right where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Open green open green and John were you?
Next to me
Open green okay, I'm gonna come help John help you open green. No
Okay, there's an update history if you find let X is in the sinks they blow up
Don't touch him! Don't touch him! Don't touch him!
This is me! This is me coming in! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I'm too sexy!
I even hear your footsteps, by the way.
That's because I'm silent. I'm a silent stepper.
You fucking move your fat ass!
Oh, you want to loot my key room?
Ooh, yeah.
That's where all the juice is.
That's where all the juicy goodness is.
Who keep on?
I'll double leech away!
Are you fucking drooling?
No, you'd be a lot more loud if there was a couple of legs.
Ooh, I say shakes.
I shopped in.
Ohm.
Ohm.
Ohm.
They're fighting by parking.
Well, how do you know?
Is that the one next to us or the other one?
The other one hangers next to us.
Wait, is it parking by yellow or not by yellow?
Mm-hmm.
thanks that helps out a lot that helps out so much
I'm gonna go ahead to big
Wait, who's on what?
He lived, I had nicked him.
Wait, God, what do we do?
I don't know dude, she's got a sandwich in one hand,
his mouth's in the other,
he's very true to slobby.
Coachy, where you at?
I'm in server, the guy lived
with the fucking ricochet.
Where's the guy at?
He ran into
um, hangar.
I'm parking.
Wait, John, where's Coxe yet?
Why is that?
Coxe, Coxe, where'd you go?
I'm switching, where'd you go?
I'm switching at parking.
But from where?
From bottom end.
We don't come back to server room, blade chief.
Coxe, show us your wiener.
Please, show us your wiener, please.
Oh, there's a Linux, yes!
Where?
In a dome.
Remember, you're a dumb.
You're a fucking liar.
You said you were all the way across from Matt.
I'm shooting on a side job.
Fuck, Crouchy.
How the hell did you get to a surf?
You gotta be fast.
Remember, the server maintenance is to fix your pouch.
So do not put the lettix in your pouch, okay?
Okay.
What's a cat statue?
Cat statue?
Yeah, under cat right now.
It's pretty grand.
Wait.
Why'd you call it cat statue?
Where are you?
I am by yellow, the yellow breaks.
I don't even know if we can trust him when he says stuff like that.
Last time he said he was at the hangar over there and turns out he's way over there.
Are you in the game right now?
Guys, there's a team in yellow.
Are you sure?
Yes.
We're gonna come to yellow, whatever.
Is this you right here?
Are you on the first floor?
No, no, I'm on the second.
There's a guy, there's a guy.
Where?
You guys you guys
Below yellow below yellow towards the eye that a metal room
Okay, I'm saying I'm shooting my toes you fucking pussy
Come on names
Yeah, it's there
Wait, you got this?
Oh!
Oh, then we'll camp it, then we'll camp it!
Free PCB over here!
Free PCB here!
Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
I hear their stampeding from across the map.
Are they?
Yeah, I'm for this.
What do we do?
How are we feeling guys?
Um, what?
Oh, Fummey!
Fummey!
I'm gonna bait him much.
Coach, where are you?
I'm in yellow, where are they?
There? Um, I don't know, they left.
I don't know anymore.
They're coming up to yellow?
They're inside yellow.
They're coming up to the stairs, yes, they're coming up to the stairs. They're by parking.
Oh, they're on the other side of yellow, right?
Yes.
Okay, watch this.
Okay, care these hooligans.
They're coming up to the stairs.
They're coming up to the stairs.
Okay, watch this. Oh, take care of these hooligans.
Is that you? Oh, shit, look at this.
What's that?
Oh, jeez, Louise.
John, be careful, be careful, John.
Oh, my God, I didn't see him.
Fuck.
Are you dead?
He's parking, peeking, yes.
He's in trouble.
Okay, all right.
Okay, I shot everywhere, but he's dead.
I actually painted a silhouette around his head.
John, do not die right now.
I did not be alone in here.
John, excuse me.
John, excuse me.
a fucking vending machine
grenade!
he's got a hood back, i gotta take him back
oh fuck that grenade exploded all over me
he's gonna pick up that, he's gonna pick up that
jayce is your binds?
who do?
is that the room we're in?
He's not coming from there. He's coming. He's coming. He's right. I didn't hang her. Yeah
Hey, do not eat your idiot. Who's looting my body? You're just an idiot. That's all you are. You're just an idiot
We either she went over yonder hey, it's just him I died
it's true it's true you can trust him I've noted for a long time he's right
year.
Are you there in the server room?
Sir, do not make me come over there, because I will.
Hey peanut, you better calm down.
It's not peanut! It's not peanut! It's not peanut!
I'm a Norwegian spy!
But I
Did no we did spa I know we did my we did spy
Why you know pussy
Lay down your weapons bitches
I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you
I'm giving you a warning I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you don't come over here. I'm gonna kill you
Don't shoot with your gun
I love you too, but I have to kill you!
Oh god, he's right there, he's right there, he's there, he's there, he's there.
I'm...
There.
I'll be scared.
I'll be scared to kill you.
Oh fuck.
Are you okay?
I'm not scared.
Oh
Check it be learning
You're a bugger leader, a teller, and a fabster.
Yeah, I got them both one shot.
Hope you had your bed and paper shot, boys, because that's how it's done.
That's how you do it.
Don't worry, Coach.
I took out the trash.
now there is one more man severed I was gonna take all the goodies of you
guys and then go see if blacks open
Okay, I will I think he I of course you should be saying that thank you mr.
Burke's thank you I was about to say listen this this guy over here he's up
to no good he is up to no good honestly guys always oh shit stop what's up I've
got I forgot to put my pins up like I do every Monday for the last year in a
Yeah
I'm sorry
What the hell who are these people
Only got one bag
I'm so dead each other
It's all right, I'm no ammo
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Geez Louise
Holy moory
Okay, I'm just gonna pack this quick magazine and then...
No, there's...
Guys, uh...
Coach, I hope you're taking notes, by the way.
I hope you're taking a couple notes here about what to do and what not to do.
You want to come up and scouts? You want to come up?
You taking notes?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Say nothing if I'm sexy.
Nope.
Oh, God, server definitely needs you.
Give me two seconds here. Just give me two seconds.
I was looted to couple goodies
Nothing nothing too brash nothing too crazy, but it's honest work. Oh wait hold on wait what oh?
Yo, this is not a black division guy. This is a real man
Oh my god brother
He was a brother
Yeah, well now he's fucking dead
Yo
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yo, how did none of the Black Division have 5, 5, 6 weapons?
I got no ammo.
Why is there so many dead people too? I could have sworn I didn't kill as many people.
There must be some type of miscalculation.
Why is there some type of like, calculation that's missed?
Or maybe Mr. Calculation
The husband of miss yes, the husband of miss calculation
She's a great lady. She's a great lady. The cooking is supreme by the way
I'm as she she's she's cooking up a steak steak broccoli combo
You're so uncultured if you've never had a combo on your steak. Oh, yeah, I haven't am I
I'll come make it one. Okay. Okay
Just skip skip the bowl coming my ass
What's up names bowl
Are we get you just come work it easier nothing too fresh nothing too fresh
Is this you over here John? Yes
You get some nice you you guys have nice
Okay, thank you. What are you talking about? This is nice pal. This is nice
That's what I was saying. That's what you're saying. Yeah, I just didn't know if you had room
Thank you for taking that out for me though. No, you're not getting this back
This is a couple goodies boys couple goodies
Is this US ammo?
God.
Oh wait, wait, wait, it's main mag has MAI AP in it, with a secondary having QS.
No, I found that mag.
So he just don't follow a weapon's crate.
There's actually no way.
I was in a weapon's crate.
All right, we're going to do black.
Give me one second and then I'm just going to battle.
And follow me boys, follow me gang.
You see a little peeps? Oh, it's already gone. Oh, he's a dead person too! Oh, score!
I'm pretty sure the server they're not no service are down you're down
I
Got out with a ton of stuff
euthanized
And that was mine. Can I have it back? You know why no
Okay, you know what cozy I would totally give it back to you, but uh
You're lying no, I would totally give it back to you, but uh
The servers are down
No, no, I can't give it back
Yeah. Oh, cuz I'm getting close. I would actually give it back to you for real, but
the servers are down. Wait, keep going. Oh, count for five. One second. I forgot to pin
the StarFord stuff. Even though I do it every week on the same day and have been for a
year, I forget every time. Without the StarFords guy in here, I don't think I would remember
anything. There we go. There we go.
You said I'm dumb. You said I'm dumb. Yeah,
go to your dog. You're the dumb one here. No, no, no. No, no.
Yeah, I did. Listen, I may not be smart, but if I lock in, I can, I can solve some
pretty complex situations. You lock again, looks like you're making a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich without setting your house on fire I'm Mr.
user 42 Mr. Tabby's capable box boys good man good I'm mad and Mrs. Z makes my
book is one good man good I'm mad we change your mom what we change your
mom what we hold up wait so are we so the servers are down a hundred percent
or can we try to get another one?
Oh, the servers are down.
Oh, the servers are down.
Guys, we have three options.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Can we have four options?
Okay.
We can go play war dogs.
Tell me.
We can go play fall guys, but then that kind of fucks up the end of the stream.
We can go play.
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
We had to figure out for 30 minutes how to do that without getting hacked.
Or we can go play WoW Forever.
Wait.
You're actually thinking about playing WoW Forever.
I put it on the last of the list for Furries.
Never played any version of WoW.
I played for about an hour and a half the first time ever last night and um...
And you fell asleep?
Uh, no I didn't fall asleep.
I had some jackass come in and say wow forever's a waste of time
No one plays it. They play retail version
I believe his name was like like Boatsy or Toatsy or foatsy or Loatsy or something
I can't remember who he was he came in and out
but seriously arrived but seriously went away
Words get auto modded. Do any words get a wow?
Is that what I said in your chat? A Boatsy guy?
Um, yes, Boatsy likes to say words that do get modded. Yes
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, guys. So what's the plan?
The good news is your chat has suggested 236 is a different game.
What if we play Arc Raiders now?
We're narrowing it down.
I already told you I want to see Arc Raiders when the update comes out.
That way it's even more hype and more fun.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Wait.
Wait.
Okay.
What if I, I'm going to do a pull between war dogs.
Wild forever.
Please.
Wait.
If we do wild forever, is there actually anything we can do other than just grind?
Because I'm not going out of game to grind on speed.
No.
You sit there.
You will sit there and you will melee things for fucking 10 minutes to kill one
mob.
Did that I kind of only want to play wild forever. I wish we I'm level five. Can I do like a boss?
Can I do a boss? Are you are you are you alliance or horde?
I'm I'm a human
Technically you can go kill an elite
But you can't do a boss. You got a boss. No
Well, the game is hogger hogger.
Yeah, he's he's a level five elite.
Do you mean hog up?
Okay.
That's my fault.
I thought you had one.
We're going to change after all.
Um, well, guys, it sounds like World War.
World Warcraft is just gonna be grinding.
I don't know if we should do that.
Let me do a quick poll.
Let me do a quick poll.
I'm gonna do War Dogs, wow, forever.
And I'm not even gonna put Fall Guys in there
because I want Fall Guys to be like
the second half of the street type stuff, you know what I mean?
Valorant.
No.
I would not need.
How about Counter Strike?
Okay, I'll throw Counter Strike in there.
Should I throw Counter Strike in the poll?
Little CS, little gold, gold, gold?
Little gold, gold, gold, yeah, that might work.
Okay, I'll leave you on one game now that Markov is down
on the one day we decided to play it.
Wow.
15 minutes.
Wow, forever.
War dogs.
CS2.
Okay, and I also might do another pull with the winners,
but, oh you guys, pull us up on twins.
It's only for 60 seconds.
It's only for 60 seconds.
It's only for 60 seconds.
60 seconds.
Go, go, go.
Somehow CS2 is winning.
There's actually just no way.
Go, go, go.
Is CS2 actually gonna win?
There's actually no way CS2 is gonna win right now.
Go, go, go.
That was the last thing I expected for the game.
I'm not sure at all.
Go, go, go.
Well, you've never played CS once?
No.
Wait, we can't play then?
Why?
Oh my God, we can't play.
We can't play.
Right.
I think we can do my competitive. No, we can't even do that
You never played you can't you had to be a little 10 to do anything you have to get someone else's account
And it's 70 gigabytes
There's no way CS2 is 70 gigabytes. This required 68.9. You shit. What I thought it was a one gigabyte game
They will see us two's out the table
Fantastic, okay, and I'm afraid to do this pull again between war dogs and wow forever because I think I know
Wow
Yeah, that's why I'm sad. I thought you just didn't like it from the beginning beds. No one
Wow, he's going to win instantly. No one is gonna vote where dogs you hate it
No, we're gonna vote war dogs new new ball. You're boy. Here we go. What game?
Four dogs or I mean, I could probably find it to see it's gonna count and just know
Honestly work on that just in case and just know we're gonna be playing fall guys later. Anyways, no pull at all
We're doing that anyways. All right new pole between war dogs and wow forever. It's hot 60 seconds
And and wow forever's waiting. Okay. Yeah
Yeah. Okay. You don't say. How do you say? Well, I just don't believe by that much. It's
47% to 50% 40% to 52% turn up servers are not down. Wait, I turn this is not down.
you guys said they were down you guys sure they're down they go down that didn't
they go down fucking 14 minutes ago we have a do you want to try to you know
but try to do it up yeah oh you wore dogs a while forever a 49 by me percent
and 51% no job so I'm running into a scavenger
uh well it's just get there let's get in there honestly we can keep playing
I want to keep playing dog up
Wow forever one and fifty one percent, okay, so we try a raid if it doesn't if he doesn't let us if we go play while forever, holy
Well, we're officially bitchless guys. We're officially back. I can't I can't start my game. It's definitely all fine. Are you serious?
Yeah, for sure. Oh
Okay, well
Okay guys, honestly
The vote was close enough to where we can just decide we play while forever do we play what on?
I have I have an account I can use wow are you going back on your word with the poll the poll clear
They said wow forever. Why would you change it up?
Fuck you guys, that's why
What's the point of doing a poll if you don't upheld it just so I can break it just I can do the app
Just to pitch everyone. I'll worry chat. I got you
Okay, all right, we close you but you but I'm not playing while forever without you
I want you to know that.
So are you, are we doing this thing?
Wow, Fred.
I'm counter-stricken too.
It doesn't matter if you download it,
you have to have another account.
All right, oh, you got two.
I have one.
Oh, you do?
Wait, you have an account?
I have one, I can use it.
Okay, all right, then great.
Oh, let's do that.
Let's do, okay, perfect, all right.
Now we'll respect the poll even more.
A double respect.
This is a certified respect moment.
This is a certified respect moment.
Um, have you ever have you guys ever played a no game that some of plays all the time?
It's really really fun. It's at the risk of rain risk of rain. I see have heard of that game
Um, so fun. That could be one of these nights that could be good. It chat will probably know it
Um risk risk of rain. It's fun
Well triple pull respect. Yeah, this is a this is a triple pull respect moment a triple pull respect moment
Dude, hold on, wait a second.
Does anybody have Nikita's Hooker Wife's number?
Can we, what if we call her up and we go,
I've got a dollar for you if you can make Nikita
put the servers back online?
Yeah?
Yeah.
How good would I know that, too?
Two dollars.
Two dollars, two dollars.
That might work.
That might work.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Wait, hold on, there goes the streamer item.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She's getting the stream right and so
two melons you could
put your armor
So the armor place
Listen, listen, okay, we're gonna play CSD. Do you have that account you think?
You're like out
Yeah, it's finishing up a little bit. Oh you go play one. We know we can't really play one without you
It's like an hour long game each time. I'm gonna up CSD. You will gamble. Let's go gamble on CSD
Yeah. Good idea. What is that?
Oh, but you know, we're about we're about gambling.
I don't know if that requires much preparation.
It does.
That requires a lot of preparation, you think?
Yeah.
Oh, OK, let me, let me see.
I see how to see as to what what requirements
do I need for the account?
You need a level or hours?
It's like premiere.
So you need.
Like, someone you're borrowing the account from
will definitely know if they have it.
It's just, like, premiere.
Just ask what they've been playing for a couple years.
Okay, goodbye.
Yeah, yeah, premiere.
Just say you need it.
Literally just say you need a premiere account.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, what what okay? Okay. All right, what's okay? Okay. All right
Okay, okay. All right, okay
Okay, all right
Okay, all right
Okay
okay all right okay okay all right okay we're good okay okay all right okay
okay okay okay okay okay all right okay okay okay okay all right okay
you make sure to change your uh what oh my steam name
oh wait what should I be what should I be what should what's your clever name
I
Hillary Clinton
Perfect hold on let me think hold on wait. I've got wait. What's a good name? What's a good under undercover name?
What we under cover name we need um I
Love
Wait, what's it wait hold on wait what's wait hold on wait not peanut
Not peanuts a good one peanut Lewinsky
Peanut Jackson
That's me Peter Jackson.
That's me Peter Jackson.
All right.
Okay.
I'm Peter Jackson.
All right.
Let me get some games.
No, we can do.
Yeah.
The real fake the verb.
Oh, fantastic.
Fantastic.
What a great game.
The real fake the verb be the oh fantastic fantastic
What a great name we went cases are we open guys what cases are we opening?
What's up? What we usually do it's um from dreams and nightmares from a chroma what there was like to come a
To come a to come a to a dream tonight, right? Oh, let's do some chroma choose how I'll close you to being done
Oh, John is me. Okay. We get to chroma choose. Let's do a little bit of gambling while we wait for John
I believe the one day we decided to put dark of its fucking down
Yeah, and also one of the chances that they switch their update times the target update times have been historically
Two AMC D or like what am I? Yeah one to two amcd historically for the last like 30 updates
They rarely rarely do an update outside that time time slot right or my am I crazy?
I'm pretty sure I'm right right. Is it or my crazy is that right?
It's your fault
You're right. Yeah, I'm gonna fit is your fault. No, it's not my fault
What if it's your fault? Maybe they saw you on and then he was like he's gonna make fun of my hooker wife again
I'm gonna I was gonna do that, but the problem with that is that that was posted
Eight hours ago, so he would have had to have a crystal ball with a lady with a mole on the left side of her cheek
And she goes he that's gonna make from you of your of your hooker wife in seven hours
That's the only way he could have foreseen it. It's the only way it's the only way that that could have possibly happened
You know I gotta come clean what I
Texted him and I said he's gonna play Tarkov and he's gonna make fun of your hooker wife
So you have to take care of the service. Oh my god this morning. No, no, why would you do that?
Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
You know what? I'm gonna play a CS 2 and make fun of his hooker wife
life. What's about that? But see diversify diversify the portfolio. I'm getting a couple.
Just I was actually having so much fun and fucking part of it. That was a fun time. But
unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Because have you ever heard that
saying before? Yes. Yes. All good things have to come to an end.
is it tomorrow?
Do not come.
Free samples.
Do not come.
I'm gonna come.
You can't stop me here.
Thursday.
So tomorrow, close seat just said
we'll play eight hours of park off.
No, no, no.
I'm on our careers tomorrow.
Can you quiet down? I'm trying to gamble.
You guys are disturbing the energy.
All right.
Okay, I got I got I got 20 I got 20 chroma 2 keys and 20 chroma 2 cases. It's time to win big
It's time to win big
Wait first done what's the percent on downloading the game?
67
Lucky 67 keys
I'm a pig, but I'm the web!
Minimal web is jib!
No way!
The tables are hot boys and tables are hot!
Wait, that's a pink? That's a blue bro.
No, I think your filter is making it blue, whatever screen you're on.
No, it's just green.
Guys, it's a pink!
It's just, okay, you know what, hold on.
Hey, it's bad. Well, let me hold on. You know, let me do I see this this seems hold on
Let me go to this we go to this screen
Okay, here we go. All right, okay big money big money big money big money
We're looking for a Kramit boys a Kramit Doppler phase three
factory new pattern
pattern two five two
vast vast
Va- Vaas Karemet?
Karemet Faes 3 Factory 2
Patem 2
5
2
Vaas!
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Oh! Oh!
Oh my God, I'm not even joking, people's hot!
Oh, see I'm not even joking, I'm not even joking, the tables are actually hot!
No joke, get ya pink and a purple first two!
First two, what a challenge!
Vaas, Vaas, Vaas, Vaas, Vaas!
Oh, go-
He's-
He's-
He's-
He's-
He's-
He's-
Ohhh.
We're gonna hear him scream like twenty seconds before we actually see it.
What's the opposite of Vosh?
Uh,
DOS.
Gosh.
Oh noooooish.
It's fine.
That's fine.
Even even great warriors oh nine
Yeah, well, okay, let's just take the bosses and then we'll do for the nose. We'll just put the nose in
What's but that? We'll just do a no a regular now. Okay. All right. Okay, which we got a little we got a little bit of blue
No big deal. We're going down so we can go up into month
You can't start climbing a mountain coaxi without first touching the base of it. Let's give a helicopter
9
9
Weenus Nitzel
I have one more.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There's so many pigs.
Look, another purple, another purple.
Five spots.
Minimal wet.
I'm not even joking guys.
Do you not feel the energy in the air?
I can trade them up.
Do you not feel the energy in the air right now?
I'm not even joking.
Just everyone, just everyone not feel that.
This, the tables are literally hot.
Look at the first five.
Purple, purple, pink, minimal wet, field tested,
Minimal lamp wait for your inventory by quality, okay?
What about it
Technically
If you're lucky you could probably do a nice trade-off
You see you see a couple more purples and
Maybe. Thanks. Maybe.
That should have so many purples. What the fuck?
Man, you have quite a bit of purples. Maybe let's open these up.
Let's open these up. Here we go. Here we go.
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Right.
He died!
He died!
See?
He's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
Ah, perfect, didn't work.
He's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
He's dead!
Vash! Vash!
Bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch!
Monkey business.
Oh my god.
Three pigs already.
Or two, I-
How they gonna count it?
I got the banana gun, Mr. Colby.
You see that?
The table's over here.
That's good, that's good.
The table's over here.
Bunch, bunch, bunch.
Oh.
The sex one's the gold.
The sex one's the gold right here, boys.
The high spot?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm about to stack it up here.
Nine.
This isn't going well with the Go-G.
I think it's teasing me. It's edging me.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Have you even opened a knife before?
No!
Did you say that?
Did you say that?
It was right there. It was right there. Oh my God. You are too much. The tables are actually hot for real.
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you see that, you see that
guys I'm not even taking the edge edge, you guys, are you seeing this?
we just shot 2 rads in a matter of 4 cases, 2 rads in a matter of 4 cases
watch, watch, watch, watch
we're right there, we're right there, we're due, we're due
Was or nine, was or nine, nine, nine, nine.
Can
Oh
Okay, these three don't work I'm gonna try to do a trade up
You know, at least my
Which one am I using on
CT
Which one's my coolest ones this is obviously one of my cooler ones
place on CT and then I have the
This one replace on T
Yeah, those are my two cores nice right the ad-dime
Now you have a ruby. Yeah, I do have a ruby
Inspector Ruby, it's a paracord knife. Yeah, but it's still a ruby
Do you say in this one and this one am I do best I think I
Would use the ruby on T side. I do the Krammen. I got the Krammen tiger
actually do yeah a knife is if either use that one or the ruby on T side and
then the M9 on CT side now you crept on T side M not being on CT I think I personally
think the Ruby school is in the cram but yeah you know the Ruby school but
it's a paracord knife you know I see unbox this it's unboxed but you unboxed
a Ruby I unboxed a Ruby fuck controlling me you know that it was a tradeout I
I remember but it was one of them.
Are you ready?
Charlie, I have three more cases.
You're almost ready.
I just have to log into the account.
I'm good.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to get a quick one.
Give me a second.
There's only two more cases.
Mr. Cook.
See.
We got 20 cases and we didn't win.
Just seriously think about it guys, seriously.
Let's see.
Like for real, just think about it seriously.
Oh my God.
Okay, well no, okay no, that can't be true.
We're gonna get on this last one.
Hey, that can't be true.
Can't be bad?
I was speaking out of line.
I was speaking out of line.
That's ridiculous, that was ridiculous.
The gold is in the last case.
They were just saving the bets for last.
That's what was going on.
Okay, all right guys, gold's right here.
I don't even have to see him for it, you know.
I'm not even gonna look, I don't even, yeah.
Got any other gold in there.
All right, finger my butthole with a weed wacker.
Okay, I'm, what?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Johnny, you died?
Mm, yeah, I finished downloading, but I gotta,
while you're on this couch.
Okay, wait, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm, wait.
I'm gonna see if I can do trade-offs.
So if we do trade-offs, we get one guaranteed knife.
I don't know if I have enough to trade-offs, boss,
plus I would have to research the reds
to see which ones I can and can't use,
because some of these reds are worth more
than just a simple trade-off, you know what I mean?
True.
So I even look at the exteriors,
and so I just put them in there.
I mean, you definitely should.
It's like, you doing this,
You will lose money, but like,
I'm not even ready to go bitch, you know what I mean?
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh, oh.
Wait, oh, you're just a sad track.
Wait, I actually don't think I have enough.
Take your purple to trap the purples first
From the chrome a two class that's actually kind of gone from the problem to collection that
They used to be like
80 bucks and might know they choose me not to work that much for this actually yeah
That we know it with that was it that was a 10% chance
That's nice. He's made money right there boss
For Israel my chisel where what where is that? That's um, that's um, that's um, that's um
Field testing
Mac 10 wait what the fuck field testers are 160 dollars
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let me try
We get my purpose in there when those things were like 80 cents those things you should be literally like 80 cents
What the fuck?
I
Think I might happen out if I just do all of them. This is gonna take a while, but I think there's a chance
What
You're in
He's one quickie one quickie one quickie
Get my information I
Did you know the I have enough I know the ideal?
This is gonna take rabbit
He's just gonna take forever
He doesn't require 1,000 blue guns you do a knife feed up
Something like that
Job like that job
Is that right is it 1000
that dude yeah you only need five red oh yeah you only need five red yeah just
five hundred oh it's five thousand guys
see I don't know if I have five thousand guys you have five reds why he's got
one red that's one so good start after you know after it's solid start not
much but it's on his work it's on his work I won't lie to you there I won't
of you there at all they mean
your friend code for me guys you can go ahead do that I gotta trade up quick I
just gotta get a quick quick gold you I mean just a quick knife that's my peanut
nub is hurting clicking this many times I and I've used my cock and not like
you guys and the four skin is just peeling off right now oh my god
Oh god, be sick of this shit, be sick of this shit.
Okay, alright, we're making progress, we're making progress.
Things are technically happening, technically speaking.
You can't say things aren't happening because they technically aren't happening.
I'm getting closer, I'm getting a lot closer.
been closed she's on the number three
counting down from number 10
okay
that's my long time that is a long time
I well I got a whole century till I'm
there oh yeah it's shit
me you meet me that me you're fucking
friend me hurry up I'm trying to get a
fucking go on but I'm trying to get a
gold over here motherfucker you fucking
it up I'm trying to get a go what's
your code what's your code what's your code
idiot scammers and scammers you idiot
fuck you honestly closey that's it
all right you know what 412 pictures of
your cockiness at me I'm deleting half
of what yeah that's right you heard me
you heard me we don't have anything
special anymore are you there are you
this person y'all yeah my y'all what
now I'd be that why would you ask me
that that's a highly efficient collection no the names John setting Tim down
there's only like a 40% chance this person takes all my information shows up
in my house with a pipe bomb and it kills me
Anyway
Gotta beat me do it
Any moment now I'll be done
In-game
Any moment now we done drained up these guys. I'm gonna get a sweet knife and gonna be sweet
in the moment now
in the moment now
Oh yeah, I think I see that with the blues
Now I can move on to the purples
So I just I'm just gonna do any purpose
I don't think I have any special purples
So now I do this
Right, there we go
Now I have a pink
Okay
Now I get the purples
Here we go
It's not the perfect person
I got to restart
And I get these purples
Oh, How do I make my profile like this person?
Are you- what are you talking about?
Not you
Oh okay
You just stick the trading up. Okay. I'll stick the trade up
I'm actually I was done. I'm actually I was done. I'm not even joking. You be like do where man. So I'll be dying
Am I so much done guys? We get that gold we get that gold boys. Yeah, I get that gold. Okay. We go right now come
I'm gonna come I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna come okay. Well, I ran out of purples immediately
I ran out of purples I mean
Yeah, he oh damn. I got a night wish from Cobra 2
Night way that's bad. Looker sure. I the name's changed. I can't use that pink. I even wait I
Setting him
I can't use that pink. I can't use that pink and not in good conscience not a good conscience. I can't okay, so I have one red and
And
Two reds
We guys guys guys guys guys does anybody see five reds here that aren't worth more than their actual trade-up price like for instance like
For instance like this one this one is worth more than the trade-up price, so I can't use it
Oh
Is I know this one isn't what about this one is it is this one is this one good to go or no
I
Use it
Well, can you look up MP9 starlight protector what ward? I mean MP9's
Me nothing. Okay. What about what about Nightwish a key 47 Nightwish?
Let me look it up. I
Think that one's pretty ass, too. I'm gonna look it up this case. It's uh, it's field tension
Yeah, this would be yours. This would be yours. Okay. The night wish is us. Yeah. The Mac
10s were twice as much as the night wish. Yeah, the Mac 10s like 150 bucks is the chroma
two chroma two cases are expensive. But so is nightwish isn't Oh yeah. Okay. Okay.
Yeah, dreams so like yeah dreams and nightmares aren't expensive chroma to the R
Okay, what about the USPS print stream? How much is that?
That's I mean, that's I love that
Yes, it's feel desert. That's it's only $32
Yeah, we read the channel like crazy with gift cards, but in the last one one word. It's either the vapor wavy or the inheritance
vapor wave or inheritance yeah inheritance the obsession wait I have never heard of I
think you're $43 here they use the AK and not the M4 I guess you set up for a knife
right now right now right now this is a terrible yeah what what what weapons you
have you kind of want all like chroma three I only have one like chroma two
so I have to get the fuck fuck I have to get the one that is chroma yeah
because you have a lot of dreams and nightmares right yeah this one dreams
nightmares that one dreams nightmares this one's recoil collection and this one's
kill a lot collection so if I think it's traded up from 84 these weapons I've
screwed it would have to trade up for the neon rider okay so you have a 20% chance
to get something from the chroma 2 so you could get like Ruby or like Sapphire
or something but then you think about it you have a 60% chance to get a
butterfly knife emerald and then we all
died
you mean wait are we sure we not we sure
i'm down to not yeah yeah if we get a
butterfly knife emerald we have a 60%
chance to pull a knife from the emerald
and then from that you have like a 0.02
chance to pull an emerald
yeah you say we not
it's I put this on a tradeup calculator
or no what are you doing
i mean the tradeup calculator is
gonna say you're a fucking idiot
I
Just give me a say I'm just gonna put it into a chair calculator. Just give me one second. Oh, here we go. Okay. All right
okay
full value is
It doesn't tell me the full value
No, wait wait wait, give me a sec. Oh, here we go. Wait. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. All right
Just rip it you fuck me. No, no, no, I'm putting it in there. I'll put it in there. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Put it in the chair calculator. Give me a sec. Rip it. No. Rip my balls out of your mouth.
One one three seven keep on in there keep one one one three seven and the next one was what it was
The night wish which is
point three
I'm not looking at my jet. I'm not looking at my jet. I'm not looking at my jet. I'm not looking at my jet
I'm not looking at the buggy ladies. I'm not looking at the buggy ladies. I know that's right
Actually not a single no
The only time I've seen it was no balls.
You want to do it?
Only no.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I forget really, dude.
Don't, don't, don't, guys.
Stop it.
Stop it.
No, stop it.
Be gone.
He's going to come.
Stop it.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
I'm going to come.
If you guys, if you guys don't stop, I'm going to come.
Stop it.
Wait, how do I get, how do I make this a stat track?
How do I make this a stat track?
I
Don't know how okay fuck it. I guess it doesn't matter if it's a stat check or not
I'll just put it in two five four. Why are you talking? Wait? Is that you talking in?
I'm not talking in game. No, and there was it was the fourth weapon. It was
It was the the print stream and that is
is...
Pussy.
1, 2, 1, 3.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Friend.
Pussy.
Guys, I'm not a pussy.
Don't call me pussy, that's mean.
Pussy.
Guys, stop it, stop it, that's very mean.
What was the last weapon?
What was the last weapon I was gonna use?
Oh, the inheritance.
And that one is...
1, 3, 2, 8.
Oh, the inheritance?
Oh, here we go.
Inher...
Guys, I'm not a pussy.
Guys, stop, you guys are being mean.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, I have the things.
I have the things.
Here we go.
You ready for this?
Okay.
Okay.
If I put these five in,
there's a 0.01% chance.
I karambit Doppler Black Pearl.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
One in 10,000, not bad.
Not bad, boys.
That is not bad.
That is not bad at all.
That is, you know what?
I'll roll those dice.
I'll roll those dice.
Let's see when we get into the non-profit area.
Okay.
I have a point three eight percent chance of getting profit
point three
Oh my god, you put in a glove case and use the weight shot. There's a glove. It's a glove case. You have to be quick
Guys if I get any of these we're in the great if I get any of
Okay, okay
Yeah, no gloves guys put it has to come from okay. I'm putting it up put again
It has to come from the Mac 10 if it comes with anything else or fun
This is a dumb decision
It's just
It's a stupid decision. This is a stupid. This is a stupid decision. I here we go. We're gonna be delayed. I ready
Here we go three
I'm deafening I'm deafening one
Should I go full speed are you really only before she will go full speed
Yeah, you fucking break I am big oh did they just got ads they just guys they just got ads they just guys
Nice guys they just got
guys guys guys we can't go on without without our boys for the specific moment
um oh my god okay wait good timing on the ads good timing on the ads good
Black pearl factory new back then
One five
One
Thank you, but what's the issue for boy? Hope you do it well, but that is good. See you get big man
I hope you had a good weekend
Hey guys
We yeah
Guys we all are we only ask my guys wait guys tell me what you're back from the ad week
We tell me what you're back with the ads tell me what you're back with the ads boys
Tell me what you're back with the ads?
I heard you're playing Apex Snake. Get out of here, hideouts. Get out. I never said that!
Fucking hideouts. Every time. Every time.
A tiny consideration of any game. Hey! You play hideouts?
Okay. Alright, it looks like there's 45 seconds left on the ads.
Alright, here we go. 45 seconds left on the ads.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Actually, let me calculate this for a second.
Dude.
Well, I'll wait for the ads.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to go pay you.
All right, so this is a $350 trade-off.
This is huge.
This is a $350 trade-off right here, boys.
It gives us something out of this case.
We're done. It's over. It's over. It gives us something out of the recoil case. It's over. It's over
I mean we're done. We lost it all. It's gone money in the web
We but it gives us something off of this case. Oh
It gives us something off of this case one of five kids we're in we are in baby
We are in we are we are showing we are back if it gives us something out of this case right here
Okay, all right. Oh, he's everybody back. Let me back. All right, here we go. John are you now John?
You know what fuck John he can check the bond close you are you ready?
Close you you ready?
Oh
We got all the luck now we got all the luck now boys. There's no chance we lose the universes with us
The universe is with us. All right, here we go. Fuck John. We're going in
from the marbles
three
Who
is that good? Is that good? Is that hold on now.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait hold on that could be good wait hold on wait, where's it?
Oh, he doesn't oh, hold on the guys that could be good that could that could be good guys hold on hold on
Okay
They're saying it is 70
No, that's not a bleep of that. They're fucking with me. No, they're fucking with me. Oh, no, they're fucking
Okay it is $70.
Try it again.
Would it back?
Okay well that one, okay well, you know there's times in your life when things go good and
there's times in your life when, well, when you want to die.
Well fuck.
This is one of those times.
This is one of those times.
Okay, invite me to the game, let's run it.
We'll just open some cases or something, dude.
I cannot believe, I cannot.
Wait, I just realized I changed my name
so that people wouldn't know I'm Peanut
and I named myself Peanut Jackson, hee hee.
Who's that?
Honestly, that's covert enough.
That's covert enough.
That's fine, nobody's gonna know what that is.
Somebody else has done that.
Did you invite me?
Yeah.
Oh.
I can't believe that just happened.
Oh my God.
We're doing premier. Yeah, I mean premier premier. Oh my God. He is he's never played CS ever ever in my life. I don't care. I don't care. I'll carry. I'll carry. I'm the little blonde.
Dangerous. You don't want to do comp? No, a lot easier. No, no for me. Oh my God.
Oh, can't. Okay. Put us on cash. Put us on cash on comp. Wow, guys. I'm not too
I don't have that one now
That one wow
You know you know guys, you know well, you know, you know sometimes you know well
Well, you know sometimes
You know well, you know what in a parallel universe
There's another peanut that just opened that and they hit the carambit down we and by not doing that in our
Powered in parallel universe, we helped him.
Okay, so basically we gave back, we gave good.
And now there's good karma.
And now when we open these cases, we'll hit it back.
We'll hit it back, we'll hit it huge.
Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Ponder that for a moment.
I think we can all agree that it was a big launch,
but at least it wasn't 30K.
Oh, it's a learning.
Good!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
A hunt we had!
We had a, we had a, we had a, we had a, we had a,
we had, we'd go!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Practice in zip line.
Oh!
Oh!
Mm.
Okay, okay, I got this.
I got this.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
You know, are you drinking?
Let's roll.
Yo.
Should I go get bourbon?
No, it's a, guys, it's a-
Fine if you're drinking I'll drink
Fine if you're drinking I'll drink
Guys it's a Monday
Dude look at the guy on the enemy team
Alcoholic
Hey!
Still on a day
Guys it's a Monday
Folksy don't you think it's a little early?
To drink? Yes
No for stupid fucking points
We know it's a Monday and we're going to drink it
Fuck you Clogsy
We close it to be a dumb bitch
Shut up boy see
Okay
I'm gonna pop off we want to pop off. Are you yeah, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. It's like
You'll run on B guys, on B.
Hold on.
My guys, my guys.
Okay.
Anyhow, alright.
Alright.
Alright, they just double dig me.
Um, from half court.
I got one.
I could graduate them.
I
Honestly, I might rip the shotgun
I'm dead serious. I'm dead here. I can appear on a Monday. The shotgun in the game
You actually you have a nine arrived ago I work mom I
Have a nine to five to go slagging your pussy on a New York Street corner. You slut
Are you gonna be a 45th again guys made it made it made it?
Oh
Ready for buddy for I'll stop them all they're coming right to me
I got what I got one guy
The moment you do that
You got a little rowdy was feeling confident was feeling confident. I was I was feeling good. Oh my god
That has a cock up time by the way you have a m4 press one. I mean I am for your best of you done MP died
Eight your teammate could be one shot
Okay.
Chase him.
Let's run at him.
Run at him.
He's...
quite busy.
Oh, right.
What?
Hey, what?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
John, hey, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run, I'll run.
Why don't we play on this map?
That's too bad.
I just need a bunch of maps.
I want to pay cash I keep this cash and that's too not this one you want to queue just cat for anything to get the site
Oh, God, how much money do I have just do it next time I've seen nothing
Why am I fucking with my gun I need the
Oh wait, I...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, alright, alright, I'm ready guys.
I'm gonna put in...
Again!
We need to decoy, decoy, decoy, decoy, decoy!
Mama, wait, wait, wait, we want to push the map.
That one!
WHAT?!
What?
Dude, what?
What?
What?
SpongeBob?
Spongebob!
Finger me until I- boop!
I- I took your silencer off, how the fuck did I do that?
Right click.
I
Be boy grab that latex suit no whip. Let's get started
We're cooking we're cooking all right, we're cooking we're cooking we're doing pretty good to one to one
How bad? Oh no, I'm right
I'm just trying to look at me you watch no obviously I'm not worth your time
Oh
I'm in spawn and some guys holding me here
Oh
My knife is all wet
Like we've got time job
You kind of shock
Am I talking again, I've always had disabled
red five standby asked me hey P my wife and I love you it's her birthday today
31 can you wish her a good one
I'll give you that
I don't know your wife's name
I don't know your wife's name
I don't know your wife's name
Happy Birthday
I don't know your wife's name
P I'm currently Glonky on the LSD for reasons unexplained mostly unemployed ones
just saw Gandhi giving you a blumpkin
shits wildner
Glonky on LSD is a hell of a combo. Fucking wireless shit.
You guys use the Kermit not ashting. That's your ashting Kermit and Quentin!
Totes, Totes sent.
Minus two ladies there.
Peed, bad luck.
And um, Clokesy can shut up, he's just mad, because the only bitch in his life is the man in the mirror.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh god. Oh god.
I'm gonna go ahead and go.
I don't feel too good about you.
I don't feel too good.
What's going on out of your back side?
I don't feel too good.
You got it?
We won!
We won!
Let's go!
We're doing pretty good, guys.
That's who we are.
Oh, my God.
You know what you hate it when you fart?
The condom throws up like a balloon.
You're going to get the worst.
I'm going to grab a flashlight.
I'm just trying to get it out of there.
It's blowing up and making me fit up in my chair.
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, man.
I'm going, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Why would there be a condom in your ass?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, focus on the game.
Uncle came for a family reunion.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
There's a guy there.
There's a guy there.
I can't do anything about it.
He's better than me.
He's better than me.
Guys, I need help.
I need help, man.
Oh, shit, look out.
Oh, God, I'm on fire!
Oh, man, that guy's so very nice.
God, what?
Thanks.
There's a lot of them.
A lot of them.
A lot, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, God, watch me.
Oh, God, watch me.
Oh
It's just you it's just you you just be you yeah, yeah, yeah
They play the ball take this you shut the bitch
On my way I'm fucking running
He's running
Flash
Okay, hold on I
I shot two guys and I cut the difference shot it between us
That'll happen on their big jobs
Um
What's what's what's up with his where?
Upside down and Chris Hemsworth sick of his hands and fun Bob's ass
Is that before after Tony's time
I actually don't remember. I can't remember if you did it.
Yeah, you did. If you haven't watched it by now, it's your fault.
I actually genuinely can't remember though, so don't take that as a fact.
If Captain America would fist me, I'd say thank you.
And I would say thank you too, from 10 meters in the corner. 10 meters away in the corner.
Thank you, from a friend.
Please let me be a part of this, guys.
That's bomb.
the
close-right corner
got him!
I hope you banned I hope you didn't
wait, do I need to defuse?
can't defuse them all?
That was a no scope that was a no scope you kill me back you had to be impressed
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
It's a bastard!
Get the middle!
Stop!
One more! Two more in the middle!
What?!
What?
What?
what? What? What? What? What? What do you expect this? He's behind you. He's in the
I'm not gonna let you get out of the bag.
Thank you God.
Thank God.
Oh, Koji got out of the bag.
Koji, Koji.
Thank you Koji.
I hate how they out of the bag.
Lock it in boys, lock it in.
I'm not fk, I'm literally at my keyboard
He's digging, he's digging
He's playing, he's fangirling
Oh, he's fangirling
What are they doing?
Oh hello sir
What? What?
Take this hooligan
What's in tunnels and what's that?
What?
What?
What?
Dude.
How'd that done to you?
I swear on my shot.
You're bull.
Oh my god.
He's ripping that butthole open dude.
I just saw the picture.
Holy shit.
Lucky's fine.
Lucky's fine.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Watch me boy.
Watch me boy.
Watch me boy.
I'll get it for you.
I'll get it for you.
I'll get it for you.
I'll get it for you.
Watch me boy.
I
She don't know if it's a seat g or q-sided it's q-sided
My guys my guys
Okay, all right, okay
I'm a
ridiculous
three
dick
ridiculous
ridiculous
hmm
big shot
thank you thank you thank you
thank you
Minecraft wind good sir guys
the announcement of the discord channel
it's saturday at noon
if we were doing the marathon
And we also have another marathon for Gears of War on Thursday at Pettie at GD.
Oh, we got a high notes on this alternate account right here.
First time chat show, Apex and a well.
High notes.
No, it's you.
Let's go!
Tactical grenade?
Ex-Sto-Tectical Grenade?
Thank you!
Bye.
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOH!
OH WHAT?!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
ARGH! Oh god! I want fire! I want fire!
I got three pieces! I got three pieces!
Oh, jeez!
I got a three-piece out round boys
Okay, who just almost killed me John
Silly 10. Oh, yeah, you can't you
Why me a cake for team damn. Oh, yeah, John you eat a pretty good man and a little bad you play a week
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Good job.
Dude, who just killed?
That was not me. That was not me.
Dude, someone just died me.
Someone just died me.
Yeah, it's our fucking dumb ass teammate.
I don't really need to be here.
Oh, my God.
Is there a decoy in the mid?
Joy flashback.
Oh, my God.
Oh
I got been covered I got been covered we why we already won a
I've been staying true dying
Okay, they're on a they're literally just on a guy dude. They're on a we just let them walk out
Oh my god. You've got any figuring my butt. Are you serious?
Oh
Okay, wait dude. He was in the close corner man. Here you go
Alright, alright
Don't move it. All right. All right. All right
All right. Okay. I think something's coming around to your left.
Is this guy, are you serious? Is this guy playing without headphones?
Are you kidding me hot John his way to his fridge was walking to his left and he didn't even look are you dead?
So you guys see that did you guys see that this person has four hours on record?
that's
The log die
Is where the terrorists John
Hell yeah
You just knifed me
Got the mom why did you why did these guys certainly turn into morons?
but G
Yeah, I'm one shot. I'm one shot now
When mid
We got smoked off way
I think I chose Schubin with me, okay well they're coming behind us guys there's too
you're buying as much of a mind you
Oh, that's what that's what you mean T7
I can't even hit the bomb
Should I pick the shooting?
Now, now
What?
You're gonna do the rest
No, that's not how you do it man
That's not how you do it
Is it kinda weird that our teammate turned
an absolute fucking moron out of that way?
Yeah, it's fine, yep, out of that way
I think that's how you do it
That's not how you do it
Yeah, it was a weird little odd who's like I look like they just started spam night because
I guess we're playing CS, so it's not super rare.
this bullets you'll go no no go first buddy
Oh
This guy's so low
How would you die that day?
I should be eating I'm not good eat. I should be eating at least I got that guy that was
in front of me. I hit him for 81 and 5. Okay. Alright. Okay. Guys, honestly, as long
as john with his first game doesn't kill us and our two
i got one bin wait nice nice i'm gonna come get that gun well you can't really get it in bed
all right now my man
I mean, there's no way they were waiting on the other side of smoke who'd have thought.
Unless he hid bad.
There's two coming.
Last two are in spot CT.
Yeah, but it'll be.
oh yeah do that do that do that do that do that
I should head towards me through CT be careful
go go go
I'm back.
Yeah.
Lock in.
Look, you got into the walls?
ISP?
Is P-
Tracking him?
Tracking his body?
WHAT?
There's no way.
Oh, see, there's no use left me here with 18 health.
You're fine.
Did they shoot me?
My god, he's lead.
He's super lead.
It's planted for our spawn, so we might not clear you.
Michael Jackson beat on his.
I'm Peter Jackson.
Yee.
Here we go.
I
Can't I can't hold it in anymore shot you in the back of a fucking hand
Fucking shot you right in the back of the head
We lost one again. He's unsighted.
I'm sorry boss.
Summer.
There it is boys.
There it is.
We're bringing it home.
We're bringing it home boys.
We're bringing it home.
We're bringing it home.
We're bringing it home.
I'm taking it back.
The thrushes are on.
The thrushes are on.
I'm cooking right now.
He's head touching.
What are you seeing?
The thrushes are on.
The thrush is on.
He's head touching.
Back of him.
I need to find out how to do it. I'm gonna buy him on this person's account.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen? You scared me?
Yeah. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
We have the head shot, sir. No longer hitting.
No longer hitting.
Sorry. Reload's never where we are.
That ticked them fucking three magazines.
And it's diaper up my ass.
Hit them up, hit them up. What is this guy doing? He's smoking crack.
What is this guy up to?
Head.
I'm showing assessment.
We're the athletes.
I'm one.
You're the last one, age?
Nope.
Probably wrapping us.
Have you heard of Dorian?
You heard it?
Oh, thank goodness gracious.
Don't you knife me.
Don't you knife me.
I would knife you, but I've already killed you.
I could've dropped one kill away from a man.
from a man. Good work boys, good work! Peter keeps on inspecting his gun while you inspect
so much. Guys, this is an AK-47 fuel injector factory new, actin 125. Vox, Vox, Vox, Vox,
Vox. I think it's a nice thing to see, mate, son of a stupid bitch. Okay, he keeps
I have the dbg knife me
Guys they put out the rest of the red from cave
That one got what I see
Push that mid this is gonna be yeah
Okay, come on come be oh
Oh
These are fucking around your fuck these guys the probably oh racist
Yeah, Bombay. I mean I'm just if we win. That's better luck for the case
You get twice in twice twice case luck for ten minutes after each win you mr. Gven himself said
We should have come back to you just ran over the bomb site
Don't worry guys I've got the
There's a bomb site that's A and B if you press tab, you see it?
Yeah.
You want to plant in those...
In those... you see those?
Yeah.
Oh god, oh god!
Oh, chat.
I'm peeking mid.
Oh!
Oh, whoa!
I got one!
Puts one!
Yow big!
I still got one!
Puts one!
Puts one!
There's one more, though.
I thought you were thinking, I thought you were thinking, I thought you were thinking.
Oh, hey, mom.
Gambling ruined CS.
It enhanced it.
It was an enhancer.
That between gambling sessions I can play this minigame.
I'm so bad, I'm so bad, I'm so bad.
I'm confident this guy's got it
I
That guy why he's using a pistol why in God's name is using a pistol
I need to show you something see that what?
What's you give me?
Check it out
Nice shotgun pal. No, no, look there was what we see
See that has speakers on it. Yeah, what's the one on the top right?
Nav
No, upright phase. Oh shit. Oh
My god
I heard that one's 80% off. This is gonna do 80% damage. It's totally down side
Oh, shit.
Oh, you guys, John. That was great, John.
I got him. Thank you, thank you.
Good work!
Here's John. Scared the fuck out of me.
It's a loud and thunderous.
Are you sure?
Another guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take this, other guy!
Stand back, John.
I will handle this fool.
I see, I need to run out there.
I need to run out there and distract him.
John.
Good work, John! Good work!
Did you think you planned it so perfectly?
Just like we drew it up.
Left to see a plan come together, sir!
And it's over.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
And it's gone.
Yup, that'll happen.
Nice flash!
How does he do it?
He can't keep getting away with it!
No way!
Oh gee, if you haven't won that one, it would be 9 to 11.
You basically shot man 11.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh my god if I hit that, if I hit that, aww.
That's bomb right?
What bomb?
You lost bomb.
Why?
Let's grab it.
We'd stop it.
Undo that.
Unlose that bomb now.
Oh find it.
Okay, alright.
Very cool, very cool.
Okay.
Okay, he's got the body armor on that California hit it to another place
And here we go. Well, he must take it enough. He must take it enough. We'll close James
Why do you need to stop your feet?
We're over here we're over here
oh my god hey where is he he's left on site watch this right there right there
shot one me too make it one of your thousand won't make a difference
pussy I'm in there like swimwear watch this
Stand back guys. Stand back poppy. It's got this under control poppies
Stand back
I'm just head playing in a wall.
No.
No.
How?
I don't know.
That's raw money.
I don't have any money.
I'm gonna throw this grenade off Rip.
I'm gonna kill all of them.
I'm gonna shotgun.
Yes.
Hit it.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
Too fast.
I'm gonna go. Move out of my way, sissy boy.
Cupid Bobra sent. Hi, Mr. Nutt. It's my wife, Sarah's birthday today. Could you please
wish her a happy birthday full of delights and wonders? Cheers!
Behind you, P.
You jackass, you jackass! Are you serious? Are you throwing the game?
You want to destroy the game!
You want to destroy the game!
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Have these little meat-chair-ups!
What was moving?
That's great.
Dude, what are the chances of the guy?
I have to collect him a chance.
That's the last cameo!
That's the last cameo tonight, motherfucker!
I have a hundred percent chance.
I'm positive those things in this other game.
I have $4,100.
I can buy a bigger Eagle.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I heard they actually mean the Desert Eagle like usual again.
Uh, uh, big cameo service. Fuck you. Fuck you die.
You want back then army action army. I think we got this
Okay
That's a ball
Oh wait man this guy so walks around the corner he walks up at you.
Got him got him got him.
Oh no!
Nice.
That's his.
Park Lord!
Oh we got this guy Mr. Wailoki.
Ooh we're saved!
We're saved!
We're saved!
We're saved!
This guy's actually a dumbass.
This guy, I hate this guy, I hope he dies. I hope he dies and we lose.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Okay guys guys is our last chance is our last chance before overtime lock it
there's no overtime I don't think there isn't there is no timing coming no I
told you know from here we got a double lock it we got a double lock yeah
I keep the water
11 to 3
I got says you you know proof don't move so much
You can't take it
All right, I'm up here with you
Get the fuck I want to be out there. Wait John John put me out there. I want to go there
guys move wait I got it I got it covered I'm up I'm up
come on up close
guys we're getting we're getting pocket we're getting pocket
I find it I find it play so don't push us no push no push
Not good not good
30 seconds
I
Shit versus ash
I fucking waved! Dude, I waved so much!
I waved so much!
Cool, so you had 34 kills. Oh my god.
Wait, how many did I get? 25, boo.
BAM! 25! You don't want... 25!
8 for my first game ever. I was expecting 2.
Dude, pretty good.
Whoa, wait global elite?
Wait, it ranked me global?
No way?
Dude, it ranked me global elite.
Actually, what the fuck?
Yeah, we're real. No way.
I know, is that good?
Gold too, what's that mean?
Wait, you got ranked gold too, John?
Nice. No.
I lied to you. I lied to your face, I'm sorry.
No.
He gives this fat moron.
I ranked him, I swear to God.
My god.
Global elite.
Global elite.
Global elite's highest rank.
Yes, it's what it gave me.
What did he get?
What did he get?
Global elite.
What did he actually get?
Global elite.
I don't know why you don't believe me.
John just said what you actually got.
What did you get?
I got global elite.
Cat snitch on him.
Global elite too.
Silver two silver edition you got silver two no I got globally in silver
edition two you understand back in the day silver one and two were harder to
get than globally you physically have to try to be that bad and even then it
takes weeks to get that low and you got ranked it
dude you might be the first person to ever get ranked that low
I'm sorry boss. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really was. I really
was. I was don't let him talk to you. Like don't talk to my
friend like that. I'm sorry. No, I deserve it. I'm an idiot.
I'm sure to be alive!
No, no, no, no, buddy!
Buddy, no!
What race did you get on?
Our graders heard saying that slur, huh, buddy?
Ooh, uh-huh.
Oh, dude.
Holy crap.
I'm sure.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Global racist one.
I'm going to go get a drink.
I'm on Monday.
It's a Monday.
Oh, actually, it's a Monday, so you're not allowed to drink.
I'm cookie.
I went to Medipars.
You're not allowed to drink on Mondays.
Stupid bids. Hold up. Let me guys. I'm getting some more cases. I'm making a couple cases me one second. It's a couple cases
Money is one of the best seven days to drink that's what I've been trying to tell him, but he's hard headed. He's hard headed. Oh
Good I'm hard
You don't even understand basic stuff like closey those like wires that go between the giant wooden poles
that's at your house actually don't carry electricity.
No, but let me go try to touch one.
In the game of course.
In the game of course.
In the game.
In game.
In game.
In game.
By the way, don't do that.
I feel like there's like one person
that might believe me right now.
Guys, you will die if you do that.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
No, I'm mind's gauges.
I'm mind's gauges.
Do I actually heard that if you crash and do a pull
that carries electricity.
Yeah.
And the wires are on the ground.
If you take too big of a step away,
it'll create an electric current between your feet
or something on the ground, and it'll kill you.
So if you ever crashed into a electric pole
and the wires are on the ground,
you just walk with small steps away or something.
What are you supposed to do?
I see everything's saying that's true.
Holy crap, we've got that right.
Wait, is it the shuffle method?
Isn't shuffle method, wouldn't that
give you electric charge like if you're on a carpet but you just take small steps
like tiny little steps you know that you can get shot will make your smart oh you
just stay in the car he's with stay in the car okay or see the car that makes
sense do you know you can get shocked with like you get shocked with you get
shocked with like no clouds in the sky it's like there's certain type of
electricity that like where's it called you know I'm talking about I think you
could you could just be walking electricity I don't like this I don't
like to see it's like that something it no no it's like invisible lighting or
lightning or something invisible lightning yeah you get like shocked in
the broad daylight I take five steps forward with trying to be a smarter
person and I talk the club see and I run a marathon back
How do I gamble this person's account tell me oh you can I would not I'm a true lucky
You're probably get locked out. I'm sure lucky pregame. Okay, so we guys. I'm just gonna do quick lucky pregame
Gage over just a lot. Just a quick lucky one a big lucky one
I
Shot another red I shot another red who's in the on rider who's in the on rider
I just did a gift card
Who buys gift cards anymore, I'm gonna go to the store
But I'm gonna get my car use gasoline to drive all the way to the store and
Then I'm gonna purchase a gift card off the shelf
Then I'm gonna go talk to the
gentlemen
That's where I'm gonna leave that joke the gentleman at the cash register
Gentlemen at the cash register and then I'm gonna drive back over to redeem it that is ridiculous
Dreams of nightmares or by those
Yeah, well the way listen the way I described John John the man is gonna teach nightmares
It's you it's all or nothing you're basically just banking on the night
There's other cases you can get like good items that aren't the knife but that you're going all in
Are Prisma two cases good at all?
Hmm. I don't know.
I would just do...
You do that thing I said?
Yeah, okay.
What'd you say?
Either what?
Wait.
You rip a knife after you beat this, if not ban me.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
What two options do I have?
I would do Chromo or Dreams in MRs.
And do I-
Oh my god that was-
I just-
Um...
Yeah, I would have your screen while doing all this.
I did! I did.
Do I have to buy the keys, too?
How much are the keys?
Yup.
250 pop.
Oh shit.
BAND THAT MOTHERFUCKER WINDOW!
Get outta here.
Get into our shot here!
That's...
Oh, I'm ready to play the game!
I'm ready to play the game.
I'm ready to play the game!
Whatever you do, do not put us on the same map, whatever you do.
They're fun
What keys do I buy huh?
Keys for the cave by the way John
I just want to warn you that that steam when you buy in cases is very very good and showing your whole address
Yes, very very careful
Very careful
One more keys for the road be oh perhaps perhaps I'll do a quick open ready three two one click open
No, no, no, no.
No.
Guys, I have to drink more.
I'll be right back.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got a whole thing of makers.
Cook say no Mondays.
I got a whole thing of mayonnaise.
I'll be right back.
I'm just gonna get a quick beer.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
You gaunt let me go.
I don't want to be playing.
I don't want to be playing.
I don't want to be playing.
You right click, press Unbox.
I don't want to fucking run.
Wait for me, hold on, now, wait for me, we hold on, wait for me.
Wait for me, guys, wait for me.
How are we still not in the game?
That's it, I'm gambling and drinking
This is on you, it's your fault if we lose the next game I'm grabbing a new port
Yeah, don't make me smoke a cigarette
You want me to smoke a cigarette? Get the game game!
One more big one
No, it's not going well for a Goopa.
It's not going well for a Goopa, I won't lie.
A Goopa is not going well for a Goopa.
I will not lie to you guys.
It's a $250 a key.
He has 16s of $4,000.
No, guys, I never understood that.
The keys are $2.50.
Not $250.
I'm not buying $250 a key.
$2.50 cents. I won't lie. This is one of those hobbies. Not gambling addiction.
Hobbies. Hobbies. You kind of have to keep doing it for it to pay off. Like right
now you're like, Piedon, what are you doing? What's going on? It's just going away.
You're just pissing you down the drain. But it's one of those
times where you hit big. It's like putting greed on roulette. Sure you're
gonna lose like 25 times but when you hit it by the beam by the boom you're back
up you're back you're coming sorry you lost your money but at least you got well
pretty much nothing to turn it okay all right okay all right okay well all right
well I don't feel the love I don't I usually I so love by maybe giving a
quick hug to someone or telling them or maybe just like a back massage or maybe
buying them a gift maybe some flowers from Target this type of gambling I
you don't make fun of a disabled person and then call them a bitch I would know
maybe that's your love language I've actually learned something called love
languages I tell you show different types of love you have changed my life
I've unlocked all Brad's per baby per baby per me once or twice
another one fine most likely you've got big money don't twist my yeah I don't
one more because close you won't get us to the game oh we can't we can't just do
oh my I saw another red I saw another red I'm so do I'm so do we are so do I've
seen like four or five reds tonight
four or five bitches fuck you
I'll let you see you down past the edge of four or five
open quick case just quick game quick game
We are purple
Why?
Okay, fine. I'll open one more case
You've been straight
Okay, I think I get into the game. I have to get to the game for the lock to proceed the lock has to precede in the game
You can ban my wife if you don't get a knife in this in this one
Okay, all right, okay, all right, the steaks are hot, the steaks are hot, the steaks are
hot, the steaks are hot, the steaks are hot.
Nothing is good except for, right, nothing is good except for bedding holes, I don't
know what you're saying.
Yeah, but you would like this one because you like, it's your wife out of here.
I like that one actually that's sick guys while we got in a game because the game knows
we're gambling the second we leave out of this menu it's gonna put us in a game I'm
winding the range bro I'm buying this one I won't turn on that map that we just played
How are we not do not maybe play in front of do not make it play it. I'm sure you mind I'm
Because we were so low queuing a map and
He said a five minute queue into a three minute queue I'll divorce my wife if this one's not a knife, okay?
Okay, the stakes are high the stakes are high the stakes are high
It's purple minimal wear not too shabby
You even have to divorce your wife just
Develop a drinking addiction and become emotionally distant. That's fine with me. Is that fine with you guys?
We can get a blue we got a pretty good purple. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair
Okay, who works older good work
that's fair for real yeah that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair that's fair
Mmm
Okay, guys
Guys
Wake up wake up. You don't even have a win under our gun. We have a tie. Let me say
Yeah, he's not even drinking on a Monday. He's even chicken on a Monday. It's a Monday
What is Womkrow bumping?
What for a bump picture? Wombs. Wombs.
Lock it in boys, lock it in!
I got a nice cup of Makers Mark.
You going coxy? Cause I'm such a good friend. I'll drink for both of us.
You're a good man, you're a good man.
You're a good man, you are.
Since you hate friendship.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's not the only thing you hate.
Under Palace, under Palace, under Palace, under Palace.
Hey, why did you go to the same Palace, man?
Why do you do good things?
Why do bad things happen to good, sexy, official job, six pack ab, intelligent, long cock, massive cock,
passive gosh peanuts why do you why do you bad things happen to those types of
peanuts why why it gives you loud bring it back
out I think
Cuz I'm going deep
Let it go first
Oh no.
Guys, we can't lose or we're gonna look like idiots.
I don't want to look like an idiot.
Guys, we're gonna lose if we don't work together as a team.
He's right.
Guys, we gotta come together as a team.
Come together as friends.
That's it. I'm good. What happened to that guy? No, no. I'm just glad I'm not here.
Okay. Yeah, we're in. Guys, guys, guys, five-yard penalty on offense. Five-yard penalty. Uh,
guys are racist no racism on the field five five-yard penalty yeah but he's on
our team we're just gonna keep getting penalty right no guys don't raise it see
decide map it's a cg-side map okay I'm gonna go over I'm gonna be go I'm gonna
be go I just saw five fucking out headshots and they don't need when we
I don't feel
there's a bad guy here.
Oh, no.
You'll never find this here.
Okay, I have no idea.
You're doing so good. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm
You guys believe in me you guys believe me I need you guys to see you believe me
Nope.
Oh I fucking don't believe you.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
God she doesn't.
You see you believe me.
You see it.
I have I believe in you.
I believe.
Uh oh.
That's a hacker right there guys hacker classic case of hacking classic hacking case. That's a classic hacker right there
literally hacking
Ridiculous
All right, that's it. I got the app. Have you no shame? I'm taking back up. Have you no shame?
Have you no shame? I'm guys. I've got the app. We're saved. We're safe
I've been scouted headshot four times in a row.
Well, I'm gonna headshot them with this op.
Oh my god.
Let me try.
No problem.
No problem.
This is an op top bait if you wanted.
Oh, that doesn't...
Oh my fucking legs are broken.
There's smoke everywhere.
Oh, I almost had them.
Oh, that counts for something.
Does it?
Mm-hmm.
Heh.
Oh, I almost had them.
Oh, that counts for something.
Does it?
Mm-hmm.
Heh.
Oh, I almost had them.
Oh, that counts for something.
I
Judge judge. Thank you
Haha. Where did he come from?
Where the heck did he come from guys?
Ridiculous.
Oh I can't hit heads!
Give me heads!
Stupid objections!
Heehee!
He's on the top, oh nevermind.
Guys I have a plan!
Rush A!
Rush A!
I
We were on fire right in the place.
We were doing pretty good.
We were doing pretty good.
Cheers boys, cheers.
We won our first round.
ARRY!
This Paco guy has impregnated me at least four times.
Oh no.
Oh my god, no.
And I know don't let me walk
Watch this boys, I'm gonna get another head shot right this is mine
of the
two of the
two
of the
two
of
the
I
Yeah, lucky case open I weakened them for me
Oh purple a purple he was a hot he was a hot middle where
Wait, what?
Speak, be quiet Mr. Welberbeam Steaky.
What the hell?
I saw the guy like a hundred times!
That was BS, that was BS.
Are we getting paid big for this?
This game sucks.
Oh, I'm getting paid huge.
I'm getting paid huge for this dude.
It's actually massive.
Oh, yes, actually notorious for paying streamers to play the game. It's like the game to go for a sponsorship
Everyone has a CS monster
Everybody got that.
Mmmm.
Hmmm.
Hmm.
Hmmmm.
I'll be cautious.
I'll be...
I'll be just a couple of cases of this game.
Think it's because of my crosshair.
Well, in your crosshair.
How?
I can set him for escape and go to cogwheel and then go to crosshair.
Don't look, babe!
Every time I look up and see one of these profile pics, I get a little bit of vision.
Don't wanna catch?
No, fuck it.
What's up, Zeitz?
Okay.
All right.
Just below
Alrighty all right
Second dude
Fuck yeah, John
good work good work at the job I was thinking once you get the triple digits
and resets the one on the scoreboard you just can't handle a high enough right
yeah exactly I was dead I was dead
oh if you want to play cash so bad then why not cash these nuts on your face
also it's my birthday ship me some of that creamy oh fuck yourself fuck yourself
No more can we hunt for the night?
I'm one happy birthday or whatever
Happy birthday
Maybe at her palace
Okay guys one of these black mage
One CT got him
I
Have one day with my arm earnings from John
We did I have one left or I have one damage
Wait oh
Yeah, I'm one day with that one day with me lock it boys lock it in
Good flash, good flash, take that chair, that's not even a flash, that's not even a
flash.
Come on James!
One site, one site!
We're made!
Come on James!
One site, one site!
We're made!
Bitch!
There you go, pal.
Going, going!
I'm gonna pass, I think.
We're going, going to the pass, we're good.
Where's Bob? Where's Bob?
Oh, he said he said he wants to go to the game!
Fucking player, man.
God, but you cut it out!
I didn't mean that!
Jaiyuri and Kingpin man!
Thank you!
I'm such a dupe god, does it?
Quick!
Give me a knife and I'll play with you.
Hold on. That might be a deal.
That's a that might be a deal I just went under
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got him I got him for you. Thank you. Thank you
Come on boys, let's go!
Oh, incredible!
It's the music, it's the music, watch out, watch out, it's the music!
Coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy, coachy!
Holy shit.
Boy, you really like instant owner.
Holy shit, dude.
Holy shit.
Folksy, you definitely did it.
Holy crap.
What the hell was that?
That was nasty.
That was disgusting.
You're disgusting.
You're gross.
Hey.
You're gross.
Don't come near me.
You literally disgust me.
You're disgusting.
You're acting disgusting.
Don't spit on me.
You're gross.
Don't spit on me.
Don't spit on me.
Ah, come on, I'm gonna kill you all.
I'm just, unfortunately I don't have a boat
according to my moth hole, but I'm spreading it right now.
That's just singing.
That's just singing, that's just singing.
Guys, there's a cat. One cat.
Oh, shit. Hey, John.
John, are you good there?
Yeah. Dude, nice work.
Thank you.
John. John.
Nice.
He's got him out of the country!
No one's there.
No, he ran right here, but right here, when he's coming, he's fucking cracked!
Alright, here we go!
Alright, one more, one more, one more, one more!
I'm going in! Wendage me!
Wendage!
Nice P, lots of Palace!
P, he's tagged in Palace!
I'm going in!
This is your ace, this is your ace.
I'm going in, baby!
He's right out now.
He's one shot, one shot, literally.
Send him.
Wendage!
Put your fire!
Yeah!
I get him!
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis, suck it all night
Baby come and suck my penis just suck it tonight
Heeeey!
Too easy! Too easy!
Turn you on too, close your ears and your Buggie
I have a big pain, how do you have that on?
Plated, what?
Oh, my God.
I
Double-dinked it in sandwich man
I
Was sent back into the spoke back into the shadows
I'm my connector
They're doing people
Okay. Alright.
That went directly through his body.
That went, uh, that went directly through his body.
Alright. Okay.
Alright. Alright.
And I'm broken.
And I'm broken. Alright.
Guys, we got scammed that round.
We got scammed. Played in simple.
I'm watching you man.
Let's ride.
Hmm
We're making it out of silver with this one. Yeah, we're making it out of silver disney
100% no one say no one say I'm see no J boys. Don't be mid mid mid
Don't you see some kind of
Thank you time
No way there's a guy upper mid with an AWP man.
Let's see how my sports bets are doing.
Probably miserable.
Where you at?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
They are the bears.
The backup products.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, one more cameo, Mr. Jewels.
Oh, he's playing.
Happy birthday, Valkyries!
Hope it's magical and full of magical activities!
That's a lot of scary stuff we're all doing tonight!
Have a good one, Mr. Valkyries. Have a good one, Mr. Valkyries.
Godspeed, Mr. Valkyries! Godspeed!
Hey guys, I'm at MP9. At a green attitude.
Oh, I'm about to have something bad.
Someone just got absolutely eviscerated.
Oh, damn, no!
Oh, my fucking god, he's dead.
He's dead, he's dead!
Guys guys guys what are we doing? What are we doing guys? What are we doing? What we have to?
Oh double-dead
Okay, okay
Hey, but just playing for kills. Oh my god, you're keeping terrible
That and jumping went down now
I
Who do I would I thought that guy's right behind that wall is that not his gun sticking out
Where
I
See there we go boys and now it's not right there. That's how you do it
Oh, we got this. We're still in this. You actually fucked up your econ
We're doing this way. We're still in this
I can't kill anything
literally bunch in anything good they get we could have
Silent reloaded and then vector gotten atomized from across the map with an egg in 47. Oh
It would be so sneaky
That's nice last time it's there. Oh fuck
I
Be one yeah guys we should not tie again we cannot tie again
I have enough and they call me never miss peanut never nice John. Can you buy an M4 a1?
Pina sell it back to the zombie idea. Okay guys so that does not be idea
Guys, hop on me!
Can you drop me an M4?
Here we go.
Oh wrong M4, shit.
Wait, can you drop yours and I can pick it up and you take mine?
Watch this.
So what's made?
I mean, they're gonna be A.
We're super late. They're gonna be A.
What kind?
God, I'm headshot.
Oh my god, headshot.
I
I
So I guys DMA car back enough DMA cars that Claire must be on my PC last night
I tell her all the time, please stop installing hacks on my PC, and it just she doesn't listen. She doesn't listen
Not getting boys lucky it is don't tell anyone guys just don't tell anyone keep this up with this will be all little secret
I
Cloxy what?
Okay, I know we were gonna tell people with that over-the-pants handjob and the Donald's drive-through it made me miss you
John shut up. I wasn't gonna tell you but I was in the car next to you watch
There's a guy underpass that just bubble. Thank you. It's a technic. Watch this
You want you want you want you want you want you guys I'm not gonna lie I'm kind of
I'm gonna ask you with the eye.
Oh no, I found him! I found him! He's over here! He's over here!
He's in G-Spa-
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What was that?!
What just happened?
That's it, I'm drinking more.
Throw the hex boss, you'll be getting the mainframe.
And we're in.
And we are in boys.
We're in.
Mainframe, we're in.
Mainframe, we're there.
And the mainframe.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. 11, 9. The day towers flew into a plane.
I love it. I'm pretty close to your head.
Are we ready?
Are we ready?
I'm sorry.
Hey, goji.
I said lords.
Goji.
Goji.
Hey, please.
I'm already dead.
Hey, double three teeth.
It's all over me.
Stay good.
Nice.
Turn back on!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep boop boop boop
We're Ed ba- uh baby, we're Ed. We're Ed boys. We're Ed. We are Ed.
Hmm.
You could have silenced the scope, they would have fucking silenced the scope.
Let's make history.
Job, baby, you said.
I used to sex it.
Not.
It's my girlfriend.
Can't disbirth it.
Today,
Can you wish her a happy birthday?
Oh, also, can these nuts fit in your mouth?
Turn not.
Die. Die immediately.
Candice isn't real, too. That's fake. Made up.
I
Where the bad guys at
Closing you didn't meet
Door out so John, let me have anything to say close out. I'll relate imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Don't I'm gonna shoot him to blame it on no comps
Well, I can see.
Oh, well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
There we go, boys.
Not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
Our first win of the night.
You're welcome.
Thank you John.
Thank you.
You sacrificed more today than anyone had ever sacrificed.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Holy crap.
If you could just lose a significant amount of weight, you'd be the perfect man.
Can I be there?
Can I be there?
Ask me what my rank is now, bitches.
What is it actually?
Silver Elite.
Now, I remember being back in silver too many moons ago.
Many, many, many, many moons ago.
And then one day the game recognized me for my full potential
and said, we have this guy pegging all wrong.
I was pegging this guy last week, and it was all wrong.
Lucky.
And it gave me silver edelade.
One of the top ranks in the entire game.
I
Mean after you gave me it over the pants hand job
Yeah, guys and now I think it's time to get a gold it's time to get a quick cold
Jalen hurts is one of the bottom five quarterbacks in the NFL. Oh
Purple not do Javi not do Javi. He's the only one of my parlay that's going well right now
Perhaps you go to he
It's not much down for us to touch down
Guys guys are you guys so many cases because I feel like I'm getting scammed. I want to get scammed to get it
No, I spent a bunch of this guy's money and then
That didn't win any
Guys guys, I'm getting nothing. I'm getting nothing up on my lucky. Oh my god
This person's got a point dude a peanut butt plug dude. Why don't you sell that on your mind?
I've already came and that was my idea to begin with peanut butt plug
You put it in your butt before the stream whenever somebody gives a thousand bits and squirts a little bit of water out of it
It's like a whole thing. I already have this. I'm working on a patent right now
I'm working on a patent you give two thousand bits and five minutes. You have five thousand bits and
Customize it you can customize it you can customize it good one bit if you even think about doing a bit
It's going actually well actually if you pay 30% more to get the milk addition where you can fill it with milk
Come dude. Oh, yes. Oh, if you pay to double the price you get the mayonnaise edition
You fill it man. It requires
Where you come out you're out he's only nine
Eleven I said ten I said six to ten four hours
It's four hours. I've been shooting for three hours
Because five minutes.
She's six days.
That is not good.
And go gamble.
Well, I only have thirty four minutes.
Guys, what if we just hold on?
Let me pitch something really, really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if I'll bear with me here?
Okay.
What if we play fall guys?
Right, dude.
I I I am going to want to stay and I physically can't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll play for 30 minutes.
Let's be fall guys for 30 minutes plus the hours
When have you been on time for anything and all of us like you want to be
You're the most unreliable piece of shit guy I've ever seen my entire life
I wasn't even gonna play today. You asked me to play this and sure
Closing closing closing closing and I was I don't mean to be mean with this
But literally no one on planet earth expects you to do anything you say you're gonna do
And I see you know what now that I realize now that I think about it
That's kind of freeing and honestly
Kudos to you for setting that up like that because if I say I'm gonna do something and I don't show up people are like disappointed
Like peanut what that happened?
You'll go on Twitter and go guys eight hours stream today and then just not so up
Not a word nothing
It's Aussie impressive Aussie he's kind that might be the move guys that might be I just think about he has no
Responsibility in his life at all. No one has an expensive to do anything
Someone has a someone has a gun to your head right and they say listen if you call someone and they don't answer
You live
We calling
My grandma Jean she's dead
I'm calling Johnson's grandma team as well
She's fucking dead. I would have better luck getting her to hop on on time then fucking click
I second that I second that
hundred and fifty percent hundred hundred and fifty percent guys it's
fall guys time it's been decided by the universe it's been decided by the
universe there's nothing you can stop it okay let me go I'm gonna open it up I'm
gonna go yell at hutch because Jayden Harris is a terrible quarterback and the
Oh, you are not leaving here closely because if you leave you're not coming back
You're right here. I just want to just look see closey closey. Closey. If you leave, you're not coming back stay right here
You know how we'll call hot for you. I'll call
Wait, hey, you should wait. I'll call my personal cellular device. You can talk to him. Okay. I will call my personal cellular device
Okay, okay
Yeah, I'm calling him on
Hey, I'm see me. I'm see me. I'm see me. I'm see I'm see I'm see
Listen listen close you wanted to join your discord and tell you something and I know how close he works
He would just never come back
So I told him that I would call you instead so that he can just tell you what he wants to say
Oh, you should relay the message
Yeah
As close you what the messages and then I'm gonna tell you here we go folksy. What's the message?
Jalen hurts is a bottom heard back is a bottom
Is a bottom?
Five quarterback or bodies. He's a bottom. He's
He's under five quarterbacks and he's fucking trash and the Eagles are overrated. He's fucking them
He's fucking next to a trash can
I can't really hear him, I can't really hear him.
I think he said something about David Hertz to be a bottom five guy.
He's fresh, he says he's fresh.
And he goes like throats.
How's the cowboys doing this year?
He can hear you, he can hear you.
What's y'all's record again?
What is the record?
to meet the same as the Eagles.
Tell him about the hand job.
And also, close to getting John an over the pants hand job.
I didn't give him a hand job.
We did it, McDonald's.
And he promised me he was going to make it from it.
And over the pants hand job at McDonald's.
No, I didn't.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything right now?
Listen, I'm just relying on the guys
to tell me to tell you.
That's all I'm doing.
There's nothing.
I'm not part of this.
I'm simply a mediator. I'm simply mediated here.
We're going, we're doing good, but we're starting fall guys right now.
Absolutely terrible.
Punch, punch, release me from the side.
Do not attack me, guys.
Do not attack me. I want to win.
Do not attack me, guys.
I want to win.
Do not attack me.
Do not attack me, guys.
Oh, yeah.
All right. I'm hanging up on you.
You're evil. You're evil.
you're working for Satan. Okay. All right. I got him on him. I got a lot of do not listen
to that he then do not attack me. Do not attack me. Do not attack me. Do not listen to that
he then he is a he then he is a he then do not listen to him. Do not attack me. Do not
stream thank me guys. I want to win. I want to win.
Okay. You be saying I'm updating my stream time. It's going to be one second guys.
There's honestly I can't believe you guys didn't show me fall guys until fucking Saturday.
This game is sweet, dude.
Yeah, the game is dope.
Cooksie.
What?
What, John?
What do you want?
Why did you guys choose to be my fall guys?
I'm just curious.
What do you want, John?
I'm just curious why you can't just abandon everything
you have planned and intended to do to get play game.
You're friends.
Is that too much to ask?
That's not reasonable.
That's not reasonable.
OK, I'll be by you guys.
I don't think we ever figured out how to accept invites in this game.
You do?
I don't have to invite people.
Wait, I'm Peter Jackson.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I don't see you guys as friends.
I'll see you guys as friends.
Oh, wait, oh, I forgot we didn't do steam.
That's how we did.
That's how we did.
We didn't do steam.
I'm inviting you guys to see him.
John, I do not see you online.
I'm almost there.
Dude, what happened to you guys?
Happy Wheels was real fun.
Maybe we'll play some happy wheels at the end of the night.
Uh coach you might have to peer online. I can't invite you for some reason. I'm appearing online. I mess it do too
It says you're appearing offline, but I just a matter of appearing online
Why can't you wait this isn't making sense, how do I invite you I'm gonna come you have to go to Dan come
You press I got you. Yeah, we I mean my eyes invite you. I said by you
He's gonna help me. What's your name? What's your name on steam?
John okay, that's a little off the wall, but sure. I know nobody would guess
Okay, I should do if I get to consider this game not through the game. I think that's how we did it
We had slouching I'm gonna go take a real quick peepee
I saw the TV show back in the day, but never paid the game within a TV show based off fall guys
What even happened that buddy?
Wait, there's no way there's a TV show based around this a TV show. Is it really a TV show?
The fall guys
That's gotta be the dumbest TV is gotta be well, I gotta Google this
A lot like I can't tell you how excited I am for this our greatest match. I
Hope it's good
Yeah, hold on the fall guys movie
I
Don't know if this is based off the game
I
Know this is based off the I don't know this is based off the game
I don't know if this is based on Fall Guys the Game.
That doesn't-
After leaving the business one year earlier, Battle Scard stuntman Colt Sievers springs
back into action when the star of a big studio movie suddenly appears as the mystery surrounding
the missing actor deepens Colt soon finds himself ensnared in a sinister plot that
He pushes him to the edge of a fall more dangerous than any stun.
What?
No, that's fall, guys.
Okay, now he kind of connects.
Now it's connecting.
Okay, no, that's the fall, guys' game.
That's, okay, no, that, okay.
Now that's making sense.
Now that's making sense.
Now that's making, okay, that makes more sense.
That makes more sense.
Okay, that's stopping from the fall, guys' game.
100%.
100%.
100%, 100%, 100%, 100%.
It's all coming together.
It's all coming together now.
I
Where's that one guy we're playing with the one that looks like he might know
Type of guy, but he actually technically isn't
Yes
The guy that from like 50 meters if you never met him you would assume he's a
Type of guy, but when you get to meet him you figure out that somehow by the grace of God, he's not
What are we talking about?
Someone, someone.
Johnny, you're going to join the game of one.
John, fight back.
No, I want to fight Johnny.
He's got that.
Oh, strength.
Oh, you're talking about me.
I was getting hurt.
He's got that.
Oh, strength.
I'm not fighting him.
I'm not fighting him at all.
No, thank you.
Thank you. No, thanks
Guys, where's John at which without a guy's you need to invite me. I already did I already
Fucking do it again. I need another there's another one accepted to see you. Thank you peanut Jackson. He
It's me peanut Jackson
I
Turn off ways that lots of races in these games
That one pal I was already over here. I was already looking
I took some back shots from an Asian doctor today.
The needle was small and he says I'll be able to feel my legs by tomorrow.
Hopefully my chronic back pain goes away.
And I get a curse for good luck.
We have getting back shots from an Asian doctor and get into your discord.
You have to select, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
We just get stuck between the budgies we hold on are we are we ready? Are we ready to go?
Are we hold on? Yeah, you have to select the game mode.
We are on knockout right knockout. Yeah, okay. All right, we're ready ready up guys ready up
Check the store for Fall Guys drip you guys I'm telling you I'm actually pissed you guys
and tell me about fall guys until like a couple days ago this game is fire this is
this is like a party game you can play whenever you know I mean I like this game
this game this game is cool
there's a pirate skin no way let's fucking run
Oh
Fuck me in the butt
Alright, it's done, fellas.
I'm like the idiot! I'm like the idiot!
Oh my god, it's a fucking TTV!
Idiot again, that creeps me out!
He's already in our first game!
We made it to the first round, boys!
We made it to the first round! Not Tuesday!
We're not Tuesday, we're gonna pick it up!
We have to pick it up!
Oh, he's in here again, man.
It's the same loser!
Wait, which guy?
The TTV guy that kept jerking me off!
jerking me off wait don't see his full name because he gets all red he was tag
teaming the he was tag teaming me with the furry oh no no no no no why is it
selecting a game I've been spotted cycling to the jays like a minute it
kicked me out what yeah he's out you got
quality here not qualified to keep me
out yeah I swear John John I hate you
for every single day every day I hate
you on qualified for my first round
but oh she's running up you pump fake
that guy that was gonna grief folksy
Mm-hmm. Well, no, he'll be in the next game. No matter what. I promise you. I'll be here. He'll be here
I'm not trying to get
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm cruising, I'm cruising!
I'm coming!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm cruising, I'm cruising!
Oh yeah this is going to be an easy qualify, this is going to be an easy qualify right here, easy qualify.
Easy qualify, easy qualify, easy qualify, easy qualify.
Easy qualify.
Oh I just threw, I'm not qualifying.
Easy qualify, easy qualify.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god, I almost said qualify. Oh my god.
Did you actually not qualify done?
John, we should just not do the damn lobby.
We should just not do the damn lobby.
I'm not quitting this stuff.
I'm not quitting.
I'm not quitting this stuff.
I want to call them first one, John.
He's the best you know what.
For every game, there's one like ten five-year-olds in each game.
You just got beat by it fucking find your own channel
If you're telling me this entire lobby isn't in your chat you're lying to your soil
I gotta
I'm gonna pretend like I'm playing I'm gonna act like it while I spectate. Good idea. Good idea
Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. Oh my god. I feel like I'm in a Sam's Club right now.
Nobody's in my fucking way. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Go my focus fillin' your
way out. It's in Sam's Club's everywhere. Oh shit. Oh shit. Blood blood blood blood
blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood
Blood blood blood blood.
Blood blood blood blood blood.
How many targets are there in total?
Like 800?
Oh shit.
Oh there goes the guy!
Oh!
That was a close one.
Why is that?
There's 20 more, there's 2000.
That was a close one boy how many guys are left how many guys are left?
a while
And then the McDonald's drive through
folksy
What is I wish what we collect the eggs
What do you put them over there's like a sign with the eggs pointing down to put
Oh
I'm not going to qualify, I'm not going to qualify, I'm not going to qualify.
I only have three as well.
I only have two, I only have two.
No!
Big blue stuff.
I'm going to start stealing eggs, I'm going to start stealing eggs.
Fuck these guys.
What side does it, what side does it?
you wanna play? Okay, it's your fault. I think I'm fucked.
Did you have a drink, though? You give me a thank you, that he-
You get off of me, you schlocked! No!
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.
Go go go go. What the fuck was that guy doing?
Get off me, get off me. Get off me, get off me!
Get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me, get off me!
Get off me, get off me! I got, I got you, I got you!
One more, one more, one more!
No!
Yeah!
Yes!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I actually got a second one.
I actually got a second one.
No!
Not, not, not, not, not, not, not!
Not!
Yes!
Yes!
Not getting 9 out of 11, guys.
No!
No!
No!
I knew, I knew, I knew!
I knew!
Oh, this is the last one.
Shoot me, game.
Shoot me, game.
game. What is this kids game? Seriously? What is this baby game? What is this stupid baby
game? I don't care. What is this stupid baby game? I don't care. It doesn't matter to me.
Baby game. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Okay, I hope you die in the game of course. I'm
I'm gonna get grabbed by him.
Guys, fuck off!
You dumbass!
Grab his cock!
Grab his dick!
Grab his cock!
We're gonna try talking it.
That's the streamer, Cloaksy!
You want it from my friend?
Oh no, dude!
No, what?
No, what the fuck?
Don't shoot at him.
Don't shoot at him.
Fuck, I'm not even gonna kill you.
I'm already out, I gotta grab.
I'm ready, I got to grab.
Are you already out?
Yes.
I got to go some guy and grab me and suicide.
Hey, we got to see you win.
No, fuck them.
I don't want to have this.
Fuck that.
I'm not enjoying what they...
Everybody's going to back out in a second anyway, ready up.
We got to see you win.
We got to see you win.
We gotta see who wins!
Oh, is that that guy?
Okay, how is this guy alive?
Is there just no consequences to getting hit by that?
What?
Oh
Oh, well he always got all right, okay, how about a year escape
Okay, oh, yeah
Nice, you know what let's do it. Let's do it back. That's too bad. I'll do them
So whoever wins first out of us three the other two guys have to give him a hundred. No
No, that's too low
five
Soms
Oh
What?
What?
Like for real cheese. I don't have you guys
I'll be right back I got to go take my prescribed.
Wait, ready up.
You're ready up John.
I have 12 minutes.
You got all night.
You're not getting up.
You're not getting up.
I have.
If you really think you're getting up, you're out of your mind.
You've never been on time for anything ever dude.
Just stay.
I have an ad.
Fuck you guys.
No, you don't have an ad.
why start now you fuck you well the most
gonna be just that good when he comes back
you're just jealous the nukes been
marinating
got this one hundred percent which I'm
controlling I don't know I don't know
where you go
I'm a dumbass furry grabbing me again
you're a fucking little guy
Oh, I'm really fine, really fine!
Dude, these fuckers want some copymeat!
Dude, move, move, move!
I don't like it, huh?
I don't like it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Oh no!
I see the finish line!
I'm going for it!
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, the fur is ready to make him press the brakes and he goes...
Oh my god!
They're waiting for me!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
Got it!
Too easy!
Too easy!
Easy
You see what I'm like dying yet. Oh, okay, you defer any make it in
Yeah, what's the score of the fairs eagle game? I don't know I
Don't care either
Oh my god, this is my worst one. This is literally my worst one. I suck at this one
Oh my god, oh my god, it's over boys. It's over. We're done. Yeah, it's over. We're not bad, though
Now the emails are I call my god, these guys are all grabbing me
And his own
No no no, I'm looking I'm looking.
Okay, come on, come onfree.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm just gonna do it, I'll do it.
No, I'm ready, cccsh, I'm ready.
Okay now get fucked, now get fucked.
F Spreading my clothing.
No!
I'm already in there John I'm already in there I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean
John when you're up in the house jump on the little bouncy thing I'm in I qualify I qualify
John. John. John. John. John.
John. John. John. John. John.
John. Oh my god. John. I swear to
god. John.
What's that thing?
Three.
John.
Ladies.
Oh, my God, I'm laughing.
Oh, you can't pull out there.
You need more Adderall.
That's your team.
Yeah, I do.
Back to the side.
You can't get Adderall on the poker.
That's all, guys.
You're the full guy.
She's the man.
I feel like, if I do, I will activate too much of my brain
and lose it all.
Yeah.
Dude, with these guys, you've got to be...
Yeah, I have this furry chasing me.
Are you the one with the equations on them, Pussy?
Yes.
Don't watch anybody.
Oh, shit.
Get your filthy hands off of me!
Get off!
Get your filthy hands off of me!
GERFILLY HANDS UP WITH ME!
NO!
Oh, who are you?
Oh my god, this piece of shit would not stop grabbing me!
What do you think?
Woohoo!
Too easy, too easy!
Fuck you, furry bitch!
There it is, boys! There it is!
We're bringing this one home, boys!
We're bringing this one home!
We're bringing this one home right here, right now, boys!
Fight around.
He's just good when we stay on top of your rolling ball and avoid the slime
I'm gonna repeat this one on this don't get slimed. Okay, so
We get on you look see you kind of got a bit on you dude
This one on top of me
Wait, that's bullshit this one on top of me
Wait, I don't understand
Oh God, oh
Wait, you dropped other people's balls?
Yes.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
The little, wait, when you hit him.
We got this, we got this.
When does it get hard?
You press ship, you grab something, you press ship, you throw them right?
Yes.
You kind of like hold shit you hold ship to grab them and then you press shift again to throw right is that true is that true?
To true, let me just get hard. I've been hard the whole time
Yeah
Oh
Wait for my guys. This is mine. This is all mine. This is all me. This is all me. This is all me
This is all me. I'm reading some I bring this home. Oh
People guys, I'm reading something. This is all me. This is all me
No
Look at my scroll!
Oh no, Pete.
This doesn't count, this doesn't count.
If you win, by the way, this is a great game.
It's a nice, it's a nice, it's a nice.
What's this thing?
What's your thing with this?
Yo, BD2BI, forgive me.
Yo, what?
What?
I forgive you.
What?
It's a furry, the furry one.
This is the guy that's dorking me off.
What?
What the hell was that?
I
Was I second place? No, is that third place? I was second you were third
I can't believe that guys. I gotta figure out how to grab people. I'm gonna practice it this next time
I have to get that cuz I could have got that I could have got that chicken dig wait when the lobby
I'm back in there. I'm back in the lobby.
I'm gonna go to that chicken thing and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like,
hate people with their stuff. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Of course it is.
He fucking knocked the guy out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Damn it.
Dude, I got this one, boys.
100% I'm bringing it home.
I'm bringing this one home.
100%
Just sit down.
Wait a minute.
I'm one second.
I'm one second.
Yeah, I know.
This one.
We're bringing this one home.
We're bringing this one home.
We're bringing this one home, boys.
100%
We're big in the twenty-one boys, hundred percent.
Fuckin'
Ah!
Well, this one's easy.
This one's easy.
Uh-oh.
They're all grabbing me!
Uh-oh.
How do you throw a controller closely?
Oh, God.
Uh, you pretty much, I think.
Well, I'm trying to grab a guy through and practice with him.
You hold the right.
Yeah, I don't know how to throw people.
You hold the right, and then once your,
once your controller starts, like, shaking,
I like to let go and they go flying
I should understand how to throw people
Yeah, there's not much demons by the way
one mouse and keyboard.
Wait, what the fuck is it?
Oh, we gotta guess the little half.
Use a combination of your grab and movement key.
We grab the player, press hold shift,
or left click on your mouse,
depending on your setting.
Hold them, keep holding down the grab key,
your character will hold onto another player
and you will both slow down.
Throw them, while still holding the grab key,
walk in the direction you wanna throw them
and release the grab key,
your momentum will shove the player forward.
Dude, that's stupid fuck!
Okay, okay, I'm gonna just reach out.
E-shit!
I
Yeah, you're not going to call now you're not going to call where you at. What are you I want you
Buddy in the game
They're fine. I'm just pretend. Okay, I'll just pretend. I'll just pretend. Wait, you didn't call? I thought you said there's a hacker. There's a hacker. There's a hacker and I didn't call. The hacker was me. I didn't call.
Damn it. I saw it. These are all like new games. Don't worry, I'm joining. Not immediately.
Hmm, you see the halos get what halos get? Oh
Who am I watching? Oh
The halos get there's a halos get right there. Whoa. Yeah, it's getting me. That's me. That's you
What do we do here? I am no, but I've never played this. Okay, what?
Wait John, that's not you. You're the right guy
No, I meant me. How do you know? How do you know what's gonna fall?
Well, uh, it's like they gave me the halo halo custom games. You see it coming right over there
Where? Where's over there?
Over there!
Oh my god.
What?
What?
Where?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
It's the opposite.
It's the opposite.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
No clue.
I just got lucky.
What are we doing?
Wait, John.
John, how do you do that game?
Just use the play again.
It's the one that it lands on and goes away.
You don't jump towards the one it lands on.
Oh.
Well.
Okay, they always had to play the close.
He dies.
You're gonna die. I'm not to get jerked off by this. You are in this game
Kale called she said I might grab him and jump into the void with him on you
Wait, you made it with I mean someone fell with fell before you. Yeah, they did the second before me. I'm still in you should
What's the point of this one? What's the point of this one? John John John grab closey and jump into the void with him
John John
Guys, get him!
Get him, boys!
Whatever you do to that, let Glowsy win!
Guys, guys, guys, I'll split the fifth to get them with you.
I'll split the fifth to get them with you.
Hey, come on!
Grab him, grab him, grab him, grab him!
Touch him into the void!
Get him, get him, boys, get him!
No!
Die!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Oh, fuck!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yeah, there we go boys
Fuck out of this game. We got you one
Young latch clan of meters
only seven or eight one more.
One more.
Good.
That guy shirts me off.
Okay.
Damn it.
Oh, God.
I was just expecting I didn't call by such a spectator.
Oh, it's like the McDonald's parking lot.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
He called me Garrett.
He called me Garrett.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh god, did they call me Donald Sparky Lodge, the glory hole of the fast food restaurant?
Did you ever heard that?
Did you ever heard that?
If you guys saw Glory Hole would you actually put your wiener in it, be honest.
No, there's a giant rolic man on the other side, biting down on his teeth as hard as you can.
Win-win situation.
Win-win situation.
That's a win-win situation.
Follow up to the hole and there's a girl over there.
I'm zipping my pants back up and walking out.
Oh, this one's gonna be easy. This one's gonna be easy. This one's gonna be easy. This one's
easy. This one- WHAT?! Blue gives you more boost at the end. Blue? What do you mean?
No, and if they're launching you along the wrong way.
What? I can't!
What? I can't!
Guys, guys!
I can't even, that'd be easy.
Oh yeah.
How do you beat this part?
W-
Ah!
Dude, dude.
Dude, it's not funny, this is not funny!
This is not funny, this is not funny, this is not funny, this is not funny!
This is not funny, this is not funny at all!
This is not.
There's seven more people
People left side
Fuck it an autistic pirate. I was I am down myself to take it. All right guys
My bourbon like it's water
Snowball survival trying to break the ice and don't fall out the bowl
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The bone?
The bone
How would you possibly fall out of the bowl?
Uh, when the ground breaks, the ground breaks
The breaks from underneath you?
Ohhhh
I'm gonna fall in the medium
Wait, the green doesn't break, why don't you stay on the green?
It eventually breaks
Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
That was really lucky
Here, let me go
Let me go you absolute for
There's a guy keep this you got dude. Oh my god, dude these boys these boys
This is ridiculous
Yeah, I barely called I was getting knocked off. I was getting crazy. It was getting crazy that ball
It was getting crazy that ball. I'll tell you guys. I'll tell you guys. I was getting my life in that ball
I was scared for my life
Oh
He was just so fun a fall guys. I found it on Saturday. It's cool. It's very cool. It's very cool
Very cool
I'm getting nervous
I never played fall guys
Well, honestly, he's been playing so much dog shit games
Wish my fiancee, a fellow buglady, Ashley
I have to stop my curfew
Oh
We just quick game
Hey guys, don't forget me guys don't forget me. Don't forget me. What's your technique of the inverse is not dying
I
Then why should we be before you you supposed to go because the slide the slime is raising behind you. Oh
Woohoo!
Dude, dude.
Easiest game.
John, do not tell me you're dead.
I was the first.
You were the first one to die?
No, no, I was the first, I was the first place I was farthest.
I'm the best.
Who's here? Are you still in?
Yeah.
Okay, we're all shit, we're all shit, we're all shit.
Final match, final match.
Around.
Surviving against the final match, John, she's attacking, don't just get-
We're bringing this one home, boys, we're bringing this one home!
Fuck, close, she's fucked up!
Now listen you guys at all
How do you know which ones what you do
Look for the boss. I think oh the boss is directly ahead you say it now wait wait. Oh my god. Oh dude. I'm speed
He's fucking Darth Vader guy just grabbed me
He is a shiny guy.
I'm the shiny guy.
I'm the shiny guy.
Yo, Darth Vader.
Are you from Darth Vader?
Grab his ass and throw it on us.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Darth Vader, get your mix off me.
Get your mix off me, buddy.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
Oh, no, he wins.
Good job!
Good thing, now!
That's how it's done, baby!
That's how it's done!
Oh!
Hey, baby!
You're the best!
You're the best, baby!
Oh, baby!
You're the best!
And you're the best!
You guys are 80-83, got a family!
Oh, yeah!
Too easy, too easy.
I suppose you gotta be 50-7 Roonies.
Unless of course you wanna go
Double or nothing. Double or
nothing you say huh? Double or
nothing? John why would you pay me 50
cents? We are going double or
nothing? I already started the
process. Okay wait actually listen
listen I'll give you the 50 I'll
give you the 50. John John now
close he's gonna leave. Yeah.
John you idiot. No I'm giving
50 cents back to John. I'm
I'm giving 50 cents back to John. I'm giving 50 cents back to John.
I'm giving John 50 cents.
John, what are we doing?
John, what are we doing?
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
What are we up to?
John!
John!
What?
Thank you for the 50 cents.
Yeah, you're welcome here, guys.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna finish up to give him a good friend.
Good.
I'm mad.
Please say to my boy.
Please say to my boy.
I just realized Coachy leveled out to give me his videos.
Yeah, what the fuck?
What the hell?
He quit and he didn't pay up.
I'm gonna wait until he uses my wife.
I'm gonna wait until he uses my wife.
I'm gonna wait until he uses my wife.
I'm gonna wait until he uses my wife.
Okay John John let's hop the bench 100
bench I'm gonna say something that
would have been down but probably shouldn't
be done I won't listen when you finish
that when you finish jobs no you have
a chance of being laid back okay
All right, okay, and let's ride
I
Sure leave I certainly
Or barely even we barely even started
Oh
We got me
What the hell, what the hell, I just turned around!
What the hell was that?
What the deal was that?
Get out of my way!
49!
There we go, there we go.
49, we went out of the way.
Pushing him to 49.
He's a shithead.
He's a shithead.
He's a shithead.
He owes me one shove.
one got a one stop
okay I'm looking looking I was actually moving out that I was on the move you're
going sick almost oh I was okay all right okay die me was this way
surviving on the part of what I thought I'm in the room arena was throwing
Flashballs to knock up other players.
Flashballs.
Flash my balls.
Flashballs.
Can you throw them?
I think he's holding on chip.
And then Google said he's leg over.
So I got one right here.
Then yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't explode.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, this guy's dropping but they're not exploding.
I don't understand.
How the hell does this work?
I guess it doesn't matter.
I guess it doesn't matter.
I threw the ball and I saw another guy throw the ball.
It would just go up and then it would deactivate.
What do I like about it?
That was easy.
I don't know how eight people fell off.
Kinda stupid.
Stupid people. Outrun the rising slime and survive through obstacles to reach the finish line.
This is easy. You gotta be closer. If you don't read your chat, I hate you.
Wait, this one sucks. This one sucks?
You're gonna die on this one.
We're fine boys, we're fine.
Oh god, what's this thing here about, sorry, here we are.
Oh my god, I almost died.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Where do I go? Right here? Do I go right here?
You know we're not just going here, right here.
You go up the ramp. Yeah, I'm up the ramp.
Okay.
Oh! Oh!
What?
No!
No!
That?
That is ridiculous.
That is ridiculous.
Are you kidding me?
I do it really good and then and then I got pushed off the mountain
except cheap poor
John are you alive?
You are quick to finish
15 seconds is pretty long time
This guy doesn't even want to live anymore because you're not in the game
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Is that every game ever made and every game that will ever be made?
Okay, Dave.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I'll be a little bit of a wicked bad good.
I'll fight!
I'm gonna watch you, I'm gonna watch you.
John, John, you're not in the game are you?
Okay, that one didn't go well, that one didn't go that well, but that's okay.
That's okay.
Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
You know what I'm saying?
You said it.
We got to pull ourselves by our bootstraps.
We got to pull ourselves together.
Put our minds together.
We got to put our strap-ons on.
Yeah, yeah, put our strap on top and win the game.
Exactly.
Welcome, which is the one is the one.
This is what right here.
You hear me out with me dabbling a little while forever.
No.
No.
I do.
That's just...
That's just terrible.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, you want to play trailer part tonight?
Oh, shit.
There's no way we're getting enough people.
No, no, I'm barely giving them anything.
You said they want to play trailer part tonight.
My bugger just told me to get one guy.
You might be getting one guy.
You might be getting one guy.
Fuck all these people. I'm winning this one. This is mine. Oh
No, oh
No, wait a minute
I went into the purple goo of of unending terror. Okay
Okay, now it's not funny anymore. Now. This isn't funny anymore. Hold on
Wait a second. This isn't funny anymore. This isn't funny
Wait a second
Yes, I'm a chance. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good
You need a great job. I love you, buddy. You're doing so good.
You're doing so good. Look out for that purple gumball.
That's the purple gumball.
Mr. Coconut, you're doing so good at it.
Oh
I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it
Oh, yeah, I almost did that. Oh my god. I almost did live that one. Holy crap
Okay, how am I dying?
That whole side is Jell-O that you're not supposed to do.
What are we doing?
What the hell is Bishop Disco doing?
I made it, I made it, I made it!
Bishop Disco, Bishop Disco!
That guy's an idiot.
Are you in?
Did you make it?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Okay, good.
Wait, no, maybe you're getting one guy.
Maybe zoomed in again.
Wait, I'm getting one guy?
Yeah
Yeah, he's doing family game night tonight
Yeah, we should make them we should we should like cheese little we
And make them hate his family. Oh, we can game with us more. Oh my god. He's playing Django with his family
He's probably playing that one game where you pick the bones out if you touch the side
It's a buzzer, but he doesn't on purpose. Yeah
information out of them.
I can't believe them.
Hey, that might be something.
Lock it in boys.
Lock it in boys.
It's almost back up.
Is it actually?
Oh, I'm getting one guy again.
High possibility.
Why is my guy fatter than everyone else?
We're so slow
I'm on fire right now. I'm on fire. I'm on fire one fire right now
You don't want to step on those, it's a bad, it's a very bad.
You do not want to step on those.
It was a real bad, really bad.
Okay, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
My god, my god.
Kill me, kill me with a gun, fire, and bullets.
Are you still in?
No.
No, you died?
Yeah!
Yeah!
We're still in bullets.
We're still in this, we're still in this.
I play Mr. P. I promise to be only closely level racist
Love my 99 racist join the discord and
Are you actually out for reals? He's gonna know I got knocked off. Why are you why are you?
What are you doing?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Is John good at any game, so let's end it.
No, no, he's not.
I'm so good at going like...
Fuck you!
He's not even following you!
He's not even following you!
No.
Came in and said, is John good at any game?
You know, you can inject a half-dead rabies-ridden squirrel with mercury.
And while his mind deteriorates, you give him an Xbox controller
and he's playing better than John.
100% and I put money on that.
He's shot his hands,
he's shot his hands, he's shot his hands.
What's it, what's it taking this game?
Oh my God, I should have died right there.
Oh my God, I should have died right there.
Oh, if you get your hands off me.
I
Keep grabbing me
We hold on please I got this oh
Shit, oh, I did it. I did it. I did it. Mr. Tomato is fucking around. This is where it will not suck at me
It is it is it is this one person win only thing?
Is it the final game? No, no
Fuck
There's a block down there. Oh my god. What? Oh my god. Thank god. You miss you tomato can actually fuck right off
Shit get out of my way miss you tomato. I swear. Well, I don't know. You were speaking you were speaking by lawyers
We speak to me by lawyers. I have connections. I'm kind of what?
Which I thought I was dead. I thought it was like full dead
Oh
Beto actually die
Wait wait wait
Oh god, oh they go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
I
Only have two mooder ages time for gee. I forgot to buy more
But you have hard alcohol
I
Know you do. I know you do. I was I was I know you do
Is the final round
Well, it's a fire out
You're not gonna fucking fight around with me.
You could.
You could.
You know what shot?
Is it not the fire?
No, it is the fire round.
Yeah, yeah.
Only one out of the 11 is gonna make it.
These guys keep grabbing me all by great googly-moogly.
Oh, what the fuck?
All right, run it back.
Since when does that happen?
I've played this game like four times and I've never seen that happen.
That is ridiculous, that is ridiculous, that is ridiculous, I mean targeting, that was
a hate crime, that was a hate crime, you guys are peanut racists, I am the victim, I am
the victim of a hate crime, that was a microaggression, are we serious, are we serious?
Okay, okay, I have an idea, I have an idea.
Why?
Go back, go back, exit that, okay.
Okay, exit, okay.
Okay, so say we're in the lobby right we're getting ready up
Maybe I go pee or some over urban and you might take a couple sips or something
Yeah, where's fall girls at that's what I'm asking how did you switch to that dude?
Put on a bug that you said it all right. I'll start drinking water with you. Let's see
Why I should go ice. You don't know if I have hard liquor
I can tell you where it is in your house.
No.
I can tell you where it is.
No.
I know where it is.
I know where it is.
Where is it?
Where is it?
In your pantry on the left side.
Oh god.
It's my personal stash for when I've been there.
Good work, everyone.
Well, okay, I don't feel as bad you're right in front of me and I thought I was fucking-
These pieces of shit, these pieces of shit, they just pushed me into the purple goo.
Did the purple come?
Oh god, the purple come goo.
Dude, fuck, I really wanted to play Dark Off the Night.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
What a ha- what killed you?
Oh god.
I'm in a zone, I'm in the zone. I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone right now. I'm in the
zone right now, I'm in the zone right now, oh my god I'm in the zone, I'm in the fuckin'
zone right now! Bam! Bam! Kutcha-ow! Too easy, too easy. I'll tell you, I'll tell you,
I'll tell you I'm famous, John. Too easy. I'm not losing this one. I'm not losing
My game.
My ass.
She's winning and she just wanna play peanut pike.
Yeah, I'm just gonna take you guys for peanut pike.
You show those 12 year olds what's up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna give them steel.
I will crush them under my iron boot.
How you lost?
That bus rides gonna be so shame for you, but yeah, I lost that fall guys
It's cuz of me yeah, this is little tibby's last game before his mom catches him on the computer and puts him in the back
I don't like this one at all. I mean either it's got a stupid
The way we go back to the seas on the right I'm wearing that NASCAR
shirt. Do you still have that
on your website? Come on now.
I'm not certain. I will say
though, dude, I haven't really
mentioned this, but yeah, I
got some heaters coming out,
dude. I got some absolutely
portrait of you with your
talk out. I've got some heaters
coming out. I got some heaters.
This was sick. I swam by the
time I out.
I got some heaters coming.
I got some heaters, I got some bangers.
Okay, I'm at 8% I should qualify. Wait, how the fuck did someone already qualify?
BAM! I'm in! I'm in!
Died!
Qualified! Qualified!
Get ready for J-Po-
I'll take a qualifying boss.
You know you qualify, qualify, I'll watch you, I'll watch you!
Yeah, you got this
Oh ten oh no, not all fine. There's already ten you got this. You got this you got this you got this
You see I'm saying see I'm saying no John John John hit the big thing hit the big thing
reset reset reset
John John hit the big thing hit the big thing John what are you doing? What are you doing to do spot that?
I'll bring this home for both of us. I'll bring this home for all of us
Wizard wait watch the board to see what platform is about to get destroyed and jump to safety
Okay
All right, I could do that. I could do that watch the LeBron James and fall guys
So true so real and so true. Oh see here. Okay. I'm on a square
I'm on a skid get your rubby hands off of me. It's your grubby mix off of me get your grubby mix off of me
get you you want you watch this pussy
hey that's how you do it that's how it's done this should be this will be a
Take my voice. This is gonna be easy. This is gonna be easy.
Elementally even.
This is gonna be easy.
Oh, this is the one we won last time.
Get me moving.
Fuck all these people. Fuck all these people.
Let me quick, gotta be swift, gotta be limber.
Uh-oh, my God, that was so close, that was so close, oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Back.
That's not what it looks like happens when you get eliminated.
H-H-H-H-J.
I was like, what's H-H-H-H-J?
Satan's give me a J-O-I, but I can never finish.
That's my punishment.
He's counting down and I just keep blue balling him.
Yeah, I've been shook.
All right.
All right.
OK, you know what?
There's what we do.
There's what we do.
I'm going to text, I'm going to text gimmick,
and I'm going to text Winnie, and I'm going to text a couple
guys for whatever it's called.
OK.
Trader Park.
I'm going to text a couple.
I'm going to text a couple.
Trader Park.
Trader Park.
Trader Park.
And then we play one more game while we wait for a ball,
And then we play Trader Park.
You're so good at thinking.
Thanks.
These boys.
Give me one moment.
WDQT.
Give me one moment, give me one moment.
I can take a couple guys, couple goodies.
We're gonna figure this out, we're gonna figure this out.
Mm-hmm with text
Oh go hey coconut
Wanna play trailer park in
25 minutes
I'm gonna break streamer rules and ask people in their chat
Okay
Alright, I'm a text winnie. Hey winnie
Wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes
and then I'll text Hodge a hodge
wanna play trailer park in 25
minutes and then I'll text
Hodge a hodge wanna play
trailer park in 25 minutes
and then I'll text Clogsy a
Clogsy a trailer park in 25
Clogsy a Clogsy wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes and then I'll text double
meat a double meat wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes then we'll text gimmick
hey gimmick wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes then I'll text John hey John
John wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes.
Then we'll text fetus, hey fetus,
wanna play trailer park in 25 minutes.
Then!
You get 10.
Then we'll wait for those guys to respond.
That was a lot of money.
Can you get any answers?
Let me check.
I got one from John.
He said, no fuck you, you dumb ugly bans.
What would you say to be like to me?
I'm sorry.
If you play with her, congratulations, you've hurt me deeply.
Winnie said, yeah, I'm done.
Bam!
Oh, we got one.
We got one.
We got one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ex-Nick Merks.
Wait, is he still playing?
Is he still live right now?
No way he's live right now there.
No, he's not. No, he can't be lying. That'd be impossible. No, yeah, no, no, no, no. He's,
you know, he's kind of a sissy boy. He's kind of a sissy boy. He's got like, like 2PM. He's
a sissy boy. Oh, yeah, we text Toastrack. Toastrack. A Toast Waterblade Trailer Park
in 25 minutes, it will text SRAWN, a SRAWN Waterblade Trailer Park in 25 minutes.
Do you want me to ask Panda?
Ask Panda, that's fine.
And then, uh, Phoenix is in, oh yeah, Phoenix and Winnie, that's four people.
Hmm.
Please try Keiso.
Okay, I'll try him.
It's never worked.
That's not gonna work.
I'll try, but that's just not gonna work.
decided to text Starfords, which is gonna text,
which is gonna text K-SOW's mom,
which then K-SOW's mom is gonna text K-SOW.
So, this is not gonna work, but I'll do it.
Can you ask K-SOW if he wants to play
trailer park in 25 minutes?
Okay, all right, so I texted Starfords.
Starfords will text K-SOW's mom and K-SOW will text,
This is why we'll take skates out.
Um, hmm, hmm, hmm, officer, you are, officer as well, but that's the last
invite.
We want to, we want to do two-me-in bites.
Huh?
Huh?
What do you see?
Officer?
The officer want to play trailer park in 25, he might be stuck in traffic, he might
be stuck in traffic.
Impossible.
Okay, all right, okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Are you ready, boss?
All right, all right. Let's ride.
Let's ride!
It's done looking walking
It's really the easiest fog game of our lives. Yeah, literally not even hard. I stay
I'm losing blood flow to my brain.
You don't need blood there anyways.
It's useless.
Exactly.
That's overrated.
I'm actually in first place.
Oh, no, okay.
Never mind.
Spider-man is in first place now.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of crap.
I'm actually in first place.
Oh my God.
I'm in first place.
I've never been first.
You're so good, buddy.
I'm proud of you.
Whoa.
You're so good, buddy, and you're proud of you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Dude, come on.
This is our game.
This is our game, my hip boys.
150 percent.
What do you say, John?
John, tell me you made it.
Well, I made it, yeah.
I think I'm just thinking of something.
Well, I got a little, I got a little cheaping for doing first.
Whoa.
You're at first.
When StarFord says, yeah, I'll ask his mom,
but he doesn't usually respond until after stream.
Oh, perfect.
Again, guys, Kase is kind of family friendly.
I mean, I...
Dude, if I aspire to be any streamer,
it's Kase that he does whatever the fuck he wants,
when he wants, when he wants, and sees.
Well, he's just a little family friendly to him.
We're all, you know, talking about, you know, poop and vaginas.
I don't know if you'll be able to participate.
I'm like farting a bowl and wafting it my way in here,
title, I don't know.
I'm like, that's a good twin title, all right pal?
Casey would be proud.
Casey would be proud of my twin title.
I make K-So Davils with a little bit of farting
and balls and wafting in his way.
I would imagine, I would imagine.
He seems like a fart wafter.
You want a fart wafter, he's a compliment.
Okay, so he's a fart wobbler. It's an acquired. It's an acquired case
Oh, yeah, that was perfectly executed that guy was perfectly executed
Perfectly executed. See this one that the platform is don't fall
He's only when it's the last game. Oh
My god
some jackass grab me some jackass grab me and keep me in front of the green
thing oh my I'm dead I'm dead John I'm leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving fuck
those guys. I cannot believe that is happening. I cannot believe that is happening. I cannot
believe that guy just grabbed me. I had that in the bag. I was cooking, Mr. John. That
was probably my best friend yet. Well, I don't think it was.
They didn't want them tapingly speaking after the fact that it's done. Duo. We're
You're doing right now.
You come on.
You were chasing me the whole round?
Yeah dude, honestly.
Oh dude, so cool.
Hahaha.
Dude, now I understand what they were saying,
like Tim the Tapman didn't win for like weeks
because he would just stay inside them.
Dude, these motherfuckers, these motherfuckers.
And they grabbed you at the worst moment,
the worst moment possible.
Like the grab is not what gives you,
it's the grab like in front of something.
Hmm
Exchange game mode and do those we just a duo game mode
What?
Me the whole time quick quick quick quick quick quickly do a game mode. Oh, there is
How do we finish our bang if we're playing together, I don't know I don't know
Get the game
We really have like 14 minutes before we gotta go do
I don't know.
No, no we don't.
Perfect.
Tarkov's back up in 15 minutes.
Fantastic.
They put Tim on ESPS during that time.
What's ESPS?
What is that?
Oh, ESPS, Estimated Sex, Pussy Slime.
This is why Keis is not going to play with me.
He got that text, clicked over, said, nothing good.
Estimated Super Pussy Sex.
Better than the regular.
Much better.
It's a deluxe.
The lock fits in the lines!
Okay, for you, fuck it!
Oh yeah, I got this one in the bag.
I'm literally in like third place right now.
Fourth place, but that's still respectable.
Sixth place, but it's still very respectable.
Okay, like, dead place, but it's nothing to write home about, but it's on its way.
It's on its way.
Wait, squad score, how do we get squad score?
Oh, because we're doing it.
Wait, how do we, like, how do we up our squad?
We have to see, oh, fuck!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, John, John, John.
okay all right John John John John John John I'm gonna need you to I'm gonna need
you to carry this one I'm gonna need you to carry this one John John I just
probably might have three times in a row John I can't what did you oh my god
oh my god holy shit finger my butthole with a lawnmower oh shit
Oh!
Put an entire cactus in my ass and...
I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
I'm not doing any extra funny stuff. I'm just going normally. There we go.
What the hell, yeah?
Too easy, too easy.
Failing at a seven-year-old game is another level of special shots, StarForge.
I would beat you into a pulp in this game.
StarForge, I'm gonna put in another fork in my PC if you don't shut the fuck up.
That's it. That's it. Give me a fork in an outlet.
Yeah. Yeah.
Gonna put toasters on my PC and come on in and blame you.
Yeah. My Starboard PC when I bought it came with a toaster
and it would come all over it. What the fuck is this?
What happened? I would like immediate RMA.
I would like immediate reclines.
Immediate.
Immediate. I specifically requested the PC without a toaster full of comma in it.
I specifically put that in the nose. I specifically put it in the nose.
I'll settle this out of course. Just give me a million dollars.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll settle this. We'll get a mediator.
In case you're not playing with me, I can't stop talking about that.
Hey, maybe he's having the same toaster full of cum in his community.
If you say cum, he makes it better.
He's looking like one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
When's the mic?
Saturday, dude.
It actually pumped up not only for the mic,
but Marathon, but in fact, Gears of War, Marathon.
That seems like fun.
I think Marathon.
Especially Mr. Merck's.
Dude, imagine Mr. Merck's 14 hours in.
We're just, I guess you're not there,
but I'm gonna be rage baiting them so hard.
14 hour in, Nick Merck's.
Losing over and over again because I'm just digging
around and I'm just gonna raid him.
I'm gonna.
You've never completed a Marathon ever?
I'm gonna blame it on them, but I'm gonna be like serious
I'm like Mr. Marks saying I'm dead serious is your fault
Like never never tell me
You still live me still live these guys just grabbed me these guys just grabbed me
No!
John, I need you to clutch, John, I need you to clutch.
I got this.
John, John, are you dead?
I got this.
John, I'm not seeing you on the playlist.
John, are you- John, John, John, John, John.
I put this cool dragon mask on
Well, I got that dude
We're not out now we got to see our team score
We qualify
Oh no way, no way!
We were one and two out, how did we not get that one?
Hell yeah!
We're this, we're this, we're this, we're this one.
This is our game, this is our moment.
Okay boys.
Don't rush into the chat!
Don't rush into the chat!
Thanks John's dead grandma for tailing park.
You might play grandma Jesus Jesus Jesus dig her up quickly
Get out of the green get out of that green
We need you we use you we use you for one last mission grandma if you choose to accept it
Thank you one last time grab on and this time is not for mac and cheese
Yeah, I'm doing a good job you do that you're in front of me. I see I see I see. Yeah,
I'm over here. I'm over here. Oh my god. We'll take back. We'll take back. No.
I'm playing fucking checkers, I'm playing jacks.
Are we dead serious?
Are you dead?
I died again.
My guy has butter fingers, my guy has butter fingers.
I don't know what happened, I don't know what happened.
Wait, I'm doing good, I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
Hey, how did you die in front of me?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I have to try this power move.
It works.
Oh, we're so dead, oh my God, we're also dead.
We're also dead.
Oh my God, no, no, no, no.
Oh, what is everyone doing?
Go left, go left, go left, go left.
Let me go!
These jackasses are just steaming me
and grabbing me again.
Oh my God, get your dirty hands up.
Why can't my guy grab ledges?
Did they remove that from the game from the last round?
Quick update on the spot.
Quick update, okay, dude.
This is, okay, this is getting a little out of hand.
This is getting a little out of hand here.
All right, I got one, I got seven points.
I got seven points, you got this, you got this.
You just gotta finish.
Ah!
The Lunge!
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I hate this game. I honestly impressive. Actually shot. I'm sorry for it's actually
Come touch the PC. Come touch the PC. Come touch the PC. Come touch the PC. Come touch the PC. I'm winning. I did that
That's I can't believe that I can't keep eating it. I'm trying to keep it. Okay. Okay. Well gimmick says he's in snow
You've you've fought right way. It was five people right we got five
It was gimmick you me
fetish
and next I
I got one you have only we chose gimmick fetish me you
Winnie
People's that not well
Really like tan really like tan
I don't know how we're gonna play that game without
I don't think we can.
You.
Oh, it goes back up in five minutes.
Oh, it goes back up.
I'm trying to shut down.
Not playing time.
I'm sorry.
I did.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get my phone.
Let me get my phone.
Let me see if I'm responding.
He did not.
He did not respond.
Keep your phone out. Keep your phone out. Why? Keep it out. Keep it out. Okay.
Wait for it. There you go.
to go.
No.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Oh, I'm gonna admit you give me
it.
Take this.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Stop words.
Stop words.
What the hell is this?
All right.
I ordered.
I ordered the buggy lady PC and I ordered the buggy lady PC and it came with a toaster.
I mean this is this is unacceptable. This is unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable. Where's customer service? Where's customer service at? I specifically ordered the one without a cup of toast at full com. Ridiculous.
Literally ridiculous. Literally ridiculous. Did you tell the AI to give it icing because that was more like icing. That's what you said.
Yeah, I trust me. I will be returning. I will be returning this one, buddy. I will be returning this one ridiculous
unacceptable ridiculous
Easy easy easy
Well, we okay, well we need more people to play trailer park when we live six, what do we do?
You just can't you keep playing phone guys?
I'm not playing, if it's with five it's boring.
We have six people, we have six.
If it's any below ten it's boring.
I'm going to send it by John and you're trapped.
That's my best guy.
Good idea.
That's my best guy.
That's my best guy.
Okay.
You go close to me.
StarFord just sent me a picture of Shrek with his cock out.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, that doesn't help. That doesn't help at all.
I thought we had a text message from someone who wanted to play.
Okay.
Okay, let's do...
Okay, let me think.
Let me think for a second.
You honest, you dude?
I'm honestly not super against keep playing Fall Guys.
Fall Guys is fine.
guys guys guys we guys we keep it fall guys or so I like try really hard to get
more people for that oh I got the trick with this cock out too
I'm going to try it, okay, Star Wars, can you play?
That would make seven.
Let me think, let me think.
I can take seven, but I got it.
Hmm
Optic methods that's what I've cleared in a while
Wait, I said I don't know if I haven't wait. I'm just I'm texting him. I'm texting you. Thanks. Okay. I
Okay, so I'm forced text me with further request of him playing with us and he said I'd rather drag my balls over glass shards
Yeah, well
Those are calm pieces
Um, okay. Um, uh, did Panacea say anything?
Snake Red? Snake Red? Oh yeah, Snake Red.
Uh, Panacea is probably in, so I think I have two.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait.
Give me a second to the discord.
Give me a second to the discord.
Hey, Snake, wanna come play trailer park with us right now.
Okay.
All right, give me a second to the discord.
Give me a second to the discord.
Finish this here.
What's up, Mr. Phoenix?
How you doing, my boy?
Oh, hey, doing well, doing well.
What's up, Pete?
Nothing, we're trying to get everybody in here.
Wait, text all the people that said that we're gonna join and tell them to join the discord
you
But it's my discord still good so can you see everybody to the channel? I can see it now. I can see now
Okay, just face
We text Winnie join the discord. I slide. I think we're doing this. I think we're good Marlin boardroom 4. That's my guy
Sven wait dude, I don't have a spin's number, but I would love to play with some men
Do I was my guy? Oh, I do have some it I do have some in hey spin want to play
trailer part game with us right now dude we are actually kind of going towards
terms of these invites so I guarantee that's gonna lead to somebody not being
able to join we can do up to like oh I'm the methods out of the methods here
methods join it for the discord okay yeah now everybody said it oh my god
now everybody's okay join my guy from order for yeah okay sorry sorry so do
so many people are texting me now to play oh my god perfect perfect oh my god
Okay, we're definitely going to keep people out now. We didn't do much. We didn't do much.
Hello, Mr. Mullen. How you doing, my boy?
Hello, hello, hello.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Fuck you!
What up? What up? What up? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Hey, Phetus.
Hey, John.
Click my gauge.
Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
Hey, we got...
Pandas since he's in.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we got a ton of guys. We got a ton of guys.
Alright, let's return over. Let's return over.
Uh, uh, stay right this guy here.
Welcome in Mr. Stakeman. By the way, I just want to thank you again for finally getting a cell phone at the age of 32
So that you can join my discord. Thank you
Welcome you're welcome. How we a cigarette. How old are you actually for real?
About there all right wrapping up to all wrap it up glad to die
Wrapping up team rapping
What's up gimmick, what's up? Hey guys doing
Wait, Zinni, can you not see are you in Peter's court?
He's in talk of duos
Then he's in talk of duos. I'm sure I do. Okay. Got it
We might be kicking some people out of back and lighting because I think what people are coming when he hasn't joined yet
Rogues says a roadside is joining. Oh, we got plenty guys. We got plenty guys now
I think you're an admin that's why you can see it here
Everyone else is
Are we no friends on this course any?
See my sexual adventure see my station when he's here
gimmick
Welcome in mr. Whitty welcome in
We got nine guys so far we got nine guys. There's like two more guys
Get some snacks boys get two stacks of your drinks get two stacks of your drinks. We're starting about it. Yes
Three minutes three minutes
I can't wait. You know what? I mean if you guys get into some funny business in this week
You let me know because I might be willing to you know, I'm still gonna play it but oh
First guy Texas you wish to give it don't you worry. Oh
You're the funny business guy
Mm-hmm. It's a lot of fun. The PvP has ramped I say I'm probably gonna play
It's almost like all PvP now
Now I'm missing the RP
Just a blood well the thing I like about global warfare was you can RP and then be like okay
I'm gonna go 1v50 Russia and that was awesome
That was awesome if your game could handle it and didn't go out there and never
Honestly, I know they do that once per year, but like next year we just like get like a modder to make a words come up
You know they make like videos come up on the screen
We like we like pay the guy that does that like five bucks
Speaking so everybody's screens says I hate Vladimir Putin and everyone on the Russia's team will end their internet will immediately
off. He ended up for them, which is immediately, you should not be able to go rate him. What
are you about that? What are you about that? So smart. So smart. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We're still going on rogue. Welcome to Dawson Oaks
trailer park. Hold on boys. Let me just go tutorial. No tutorial. No tutorial. No. No,
I'm just designing my character. You're going in wrong. Just like us. All right.
You just say with China. Yeah, those guys might die. Okay. You guys. Rush them.
Don't just show off the internet. We put that up on China's screen. I hate cheese and pink
Those guys are done. I don't know if I want that on my content
True you're right. I'm just telling no killer
Okay, I
Should we run a game while we wait for everybody else to join?
I'm sure that's all right, let's do it. Let's do it. How do I join?
I'll give you my steam friend code, okay
You'll be my friend. I'm horsey a lobby right now. I'm gonna give you the code
Whoever does that? Yeah, we just need the lobby code. You can use text your boys the car
No, because it's in the streamer waiting room. Yeah, gotcha gotcha
Hmm. Also, I just scream boys. Don't forget
Code is UTC 5
Jesus I'm gonna get a sippy sip while we wait beer be low. That's easy. I am cheap by she does
John can I just join through steam or you guys see me? No, I'm sorry. I'm sending to you. Okay
Zinnia, I can't you have to accept my friend Chris, please
I'm what steam. Yeah, no
He's coming come
Stay correct cut down from five. Oh, please don't five. Oh god
That's Marlon duty he walks to the other room with his headset on and screams
Who's Marlon? I don't know. I added you. That's my boy. That's my boy
You talked to before my discord
Wait she towns are changed is that it did not yeah, I did I did my stream's been
CS go with the club see and peanut for four hours. Yeah, I should not change
PC looks clean. I've been lied to I cleaned all the toaster come out starfords doesn't make a difference. It was still there
Hey, how is optic methods wait? How what oh wait? How the fuck is out the methods in the game, but he's not in that I
Give him the code
I'm not where.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Sorry, sorry.
You know you were right there.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, are you fucking?
Mabee, Mabee, Maboo.
Maboo, Maboo.
No, no, nobody.
Yeah, I fucking hate when this happens.
You broke a ban from War Dogs and two re-slurs.
Two re-slurs, I was saying.
They said I can't go to one.
I can't go to one.
I was saying and a bunch of other ones.
What is it?
Big, big things.
Next time I go to your city,
you stop visiting home the second I get there.
I was I in Jersey. Yeah, two times two times in a row. We're missing two guys. Who evasion
Steak rat and it's me. It's me. I'm coming. I'm coming. Whoa. You get it
It's Josh and Oaks Taylor Park that's the game that's the game name you have it I wrong
Oh
Two minutes before I realized it wasn't you yesterday
Wait, so is this like a mongoose? It's like a mongoose, but you're a bunch of hicks
Okay, gotcha
I mean, I'm in a mongoose, but instead of space is poor. Yeah
It's instead of like fixing like the control panel or shooting ass was you're cooking math and selling moonshine
The true American way the true American way
Yeah, I'm glad you like can you customize the beeps out
Dude auto draft does the best possible
Who's your NHL team?
call these the IRLs.
Hell yeah.
Rogue!
I'm trying.
In the game!
My friend, I'm a football team.
You're the last guy.
Acquire CTE.
I'm just, it's downloading.
Is that Apex Rogue?
OK, let me explain the game for those of you guys
who don't understand.
Here we go.
Well, let's see carefully.
Let's just care for the guy.
Is this a mainstream garage car?
It exists, but I'm at my base right now.
Let's just care for this.
Let's just care for this.
There's one supervisor, and he, what his job is to call the police on everybody, but he
has to know what you are, whether you're the weed dealer or the junkie, he has to figure
out what he is.
If he doesn't know and he calls the police and it's wrong and he guesses wrong, the
police will just walk away and he won't get arrested.
His job is to arrest everybody and he wins the game.
He also has two snitches in the community that don't want to reveal that they're
snitches.
like everyone else and the snitches try to figure out what people are specifically such as the drunk the junkie the drunk the hobo and
Texted to the supervisor what everybody else's job is is to find out who those two stitches are
There's two win conditions rather the two stitches are found out and voted out
That means the people win if the snitches and the supervisor get everybody arrested they win
Okay, I just got back. Can you repeat that? No, no, but you can die immediately if you
want to. It's fully open. Oh, don't reset. Don't talk. Wait, I got a chat here. I got
a chat here. Get rid of methods. All right. You don't fucking say that about my friend.
What's the name? What's the name of a bandit from the discord?
He actually just joined my chat before coming to yours. He said
Can play with this group with how soft chat is and then he called my mod a little
Oh
See
See
I don't think you can win the game. I think you know
You have to put this message is to make it so you don't go insane that equals four
We have to tell about that though. We guys you have to finish your tasks, too
But it's not like among us where if you finish all your tasks you win
They just to stop you from going insane because if you go insane
What you are starts appearing above your head and then the sixes can just tell a guy
Who are we waiting on here? Yeah, we're not wrong. We're not wrong. How do I join?
My click streamer waiting room and press open chat the code is in there and then you paste at the game
So we got timed up my chat. I don't know why
It's any just a number between one and ten invite
No, I won't be doing that. No, I will not be doing that
Let me list the things I'd rather do then do that the gift and stick my cock in a hill of fire ads
What do you think I made a money drag my balls?
and
Put an IED made from Home Depot inside my rectum. There's three things. I'll give you three more later, but they're mystery for now
That's a fucking sick
What is that?
your screen now right definitely definitely definitely
we're talking we're talking
come on we better we'll be better yeah we're
this gets right out the way what you get rent well you're looking snazzy
hello how do I talk you're talking how you do okay good you like me peanut
Oh my god. Oh, let me tell you, you make waitresses at Hooters feel uncomfortable. I'm a honor presenter.
You have very good luck.
The voting ball. You have very big options.
I'm gonna drink some booze.
Mr. Phoenix's.
Give it up. Yeah, sir. If I know it's very 2026, but you have a fantastic set of tits
I just got to thank you
Thank you 50% off your rent this month, but Washington. He's not gonna get so lucky. Oh
Anything special. I'll let you know. Oh, yeah
Please do please do
Fuck you
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
This is gonna be so easy.
This is right.
Right now, okay.
Dude, you look like Hulk Hogan went into porn. You shut up.
Sit on a chair outside. Observe players from your trailers, send a text to the supervisor.
Yeah, you better get back in your house.
Okay.
What are you? Money, money, money.
I'm gonna steal your keys. We can't let anybody know.
Wake up, buddy. Wake up, buddy.
What are you? What are you? Be honest.
what are you what are you be honest you can't like fuck you what the hell what
the hell dude you gotta trust me we're boys you can be this shit also I'm
actually doing my good but well oh yeah my go XLR shit it's pants fantastic
fantastic just trying to hold that top but why you're not talking why you're
not talking okay you're still holding the top button right now I'm not it's
Okay, all right. Okay. All right. Yeah, fuck your bet on you shit
Yeah, so I kept with the Eagles suck
The Washington commanders Washington commanders, do you know how surprised I am you actually named an NFL team correctly?
But I know why you named it correctly, but fuck you
The commanders guys the commanders
The commanders guys commanders the commanders
No, no, what was it? I think it was the the man skins
What are you lurking on us why you lurking on us
John is the drug dealer
Leave Lydia alone. Leave her alone.
Yeah, thank you.
You're just taking it.
I need you.
OK, all right, if you get it.
I don't need that.
She takes the floor.
I don't need that.
Yeah, you showed him.
You showed him, boss.
You showed him.
You got him.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
We're a very important mission.
We need you for a very important mission.
All right, well, come in here and we can discuss it.
Let's discuss.
Anyone want to be in here?
What do you want to say?
Oh, I'm just trying to find myself one.
All right, y'all two aren't the snitches, right?
Oh, yeah!
Woo!
Sorry, boys.
Nah, it's okay.
Oh.
Oh, is this gonna, this isn't going on the internet.
Is this for your personal collection?
I'm not gonna see this on the internet.
I'm gonna hang down one above my bed.
Good.
I'm just gonna use it for about a top time later.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, I mean I don't want to be left down to the internet.
Oh
Why don't you go and get it that time before I fill it up for you, okay? Oh, yeah, thank you boss. Thank you. Oh
Yeah, oh
This is relaxing. This is relaxing
What he's a creep he's a creep you keep me in the bathtub to me
We could look inside.
Wait.
Yeah, sure, okay.
Fish is the hobo?
Me, fish is the hobo.
He went insane, he went insane.
Wait, wait, oh my god.
We can call it on fish and then it'll be long enough for me to call it on John.
Oh my god.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I might have that.
Call it on fish, call it on John.
Who's the supervisor?
It was, wait, who, wait.
Who's the supervisor again?
I wish
Phoenix! I wish Phoenix! I wish Phoenix!
Oh shit
Oh god
What?
Oh shit
Oh we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move
Go, go, go!
Through the meeting
What the hell is going on around here? What the hell is going on?
He refuses to wear pants. What? That's so gross and crazy dude. That's so
Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you was it. No, that was a glitch guys
This guy asked me what I was
He asked me what I watched at the beginning of the match.
Okay, listen.
Hey, guess what?
I have something to say.
I have something to say to myself.
I did.
I asked him because he's my friend.
I think I can trust him.
But I don't know if I can't anymore because he might be the snitch.
Oh, well, one chill is dead.
Well, supervisor is dead.
Guys, John might be the snitch.
He also could just be a good friend.
I'm just a good friend and if you
that's one of the two, one of the two
since you were with the
Quintas forever.
I know what you are.
But he would like to
talk and stick and give you the
he's a pervert.
I don't.
Yeah, I got that impression too.
No, no.
It's not me.
It's not me.
Jackson.
Yes.
Yes.
You like it?
He's actually.
You rebranding?
He rebranding.
I rebranding.
Who called the meeting?
Who called the meeting?
Who called the meeting?
I don't know who called the beating
Who called the beating?
Who called the beating?
Yeah, just so I can say, I don't know who called the beating
We've been waiting a damn time, what the fuck man?
You know what's funny, we went to play Tarkov, the city part of the game tonight
We played it for five minutes and the servers went out
Yeah, I know, bro
Guys, that means they're saying you want to fall
No, man!
That's a good thing
They keep denying me
They keep denying me
They are saying the two of them just need to wait the time.
I'm on a job.
Who are we voting for?
I have a job.
I have a job.
One down.
One down.
One more.
I'm on a job.
I think she knows how to read.
So you're gonna say,
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, anybody want to anybody want me to send them this photo?
I got a nice little photo photo.
He does have a nice one on my car.
I will be keeping sure you see me.
Uh, Forsberg, uh, it is Anton for her.
Incredible, incredible.
I
Know it's my time to win his feet it's gonna call it on on mr. Fish
What
What you got there
You want to you want to sell it to me you need a microwave I'll give you ten bucks for it ten dollars
Absolutely
That guy's a scrapper. That guy's a scrapper.
Shit.
That's a deal, if I ever see one.
Let me in. Let me in, please. Please let me in.
Hello? Please let me in.
God, you're sexy.
Thank you.
I'm gonna give you food this month.
Thank you.
Please.
Why is he checking his phone? Is he stupid?
Like a biscuit.
The way you walk.
Oh.
I do not respect your authority.
I do not respect your authority.
I need a bit of her.
Oh, John. Oh, dude. About that.
Oh, so it turns out you're just a good friend.
Dog eat dog roll now you boys.
Dog eat dog roll. We can't feel bad about that.
We're only doing our job. We're only doing our job.
Mm-hmm.
My feet is tucking his phone.
I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him.
This guy's an idiot. This guy's an idiot. I'm gonna call him.
This is probably gonna put me under heavy suspicion.
But I'm gonna call him. Fuck it.
We gotta run back out there immediately, though.
Oh, wait. Oh, shit, wait.
Did you do it? Did you do it?
You did it! You did it!
Two down six to go boys.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Wait, what?
Don't do the crime if you can't do the crime.
What's up, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What? What? What's up? What's up?
I don't know.
He wants to say, I don't know.
What do you think he is? What do you think he is?
Because I think he's the creep.
I don't know. I don't know.
But I just checked, and there's not a creep role.
And he was taking photos of us in the bathroom,
and he sent me photos of you.
I think he might be role playing as the creep
to get close to us, and he might be a stench.
Oh, God!
I keep this on the low, Winnie.
Keep this on the low.
Yeah, yeah, I'll try to let you know.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll keep you. I'll keep you updated. I'll keep you updated all right. Thank you
Hey, who's the other guy that we're gonna sit on yeah wait the scrapper and that was
I'm a fucking bad boy
It was a part of it yet. What?
It was a part of it
Money money money money money
Oh shit
Because who wait well, I feel like if I ask you guys in cheating but I literally saw the scrapper he lives with this house over here
I gotta go take a look at it job. It's take right yes, take right stick out
stick out
Really really really really really good you got speaking for a moment
I speak for a moment
I think our supervisor stupid yeah you think so
We're here. He's impeding on our freedom and our rights as Americans
He's fucking guy. Let me speak to you. Let me speak over here for a second. Let me speak to you for a second
I think you're right about gimmick. Not even joking as I've told you aside
Okay, what if I told you I'm not the snitch
Wow
I
Know we put on gimmick watch that we've got gimmick we let Winnie say it first that way all
Who's also not this bitch and the next time we turn on when he get him boarded out and then
fucking
Jesus anybody want an energy drink? I would love an energy drink. I'll buy that up you for four dollars
We do five no
To Steve
Oh
Mr. Winnie running off in the bushes together and Mr. Winnie said I think our supervisor is
is stupid
ours
okay buddy
a snitch would say
which is something a snitch would say
if they
are snitches
let's hear about it
let me do it for you
better
in my part
I'm taking a picture of me in my hot tub then
what about that
I could like this
Like the creep when the creeps not even a roll
Saying defamatory
No
You're trying to, yo, I know you're a snitch game.
You're trying to get me to expose myself.
So you can vote me out.
No, no, this is not my snitch, man.
Please, please vote me out.
I got my eyes on you.
I got my eyes on you.
All right, I'm convinced.
Yeah, I need, all right, that's enough for me.
I'll vote it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
Are you kidding me?
The first one is snitching out the difference.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Winnie!
Winnie!
What the hell, Winnie?
We know it's waiting
The whole way
Bro, can I speak with you for a second bro, can I speak with you for a second still here?
They
Listen to this listen this Winnie was like coming to me and thinking that gave me weird, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I honestly I believed him first
He said give me was a stitch and he can feel I was like vote with me at the next meeting
But give me exactly since you just saw we just all just I think it's fucking winnie
I think you try to get everybody out by voting them out. I'm not gonna lie. I think it's either Winnie or
It's fetus
Dude, Rob fetus fetus is a supervisor
Okay, I think it's winning.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, that's what we need.
Okay, all right, okay.
Okay, I've got the word, it's winning.
Okay, okay, I will, I will, I will.
I've been here, and I need a way out.
Bro, he's an idiot.
That's just the type of guy we need on our side, guys.
That's just the type of guy we need.
Thank you very much.
Well, what's going on here?
A little secret meeting?
Holy shit stop objectifying me stank rat
I'm a great mind. What about my mind? We're not great intelligence. How do you say great intelligence?
Are you sure there's anything in there in that bald dog of yours steak? Can I get some of that stuff in your chair? Okay?
Oh, come on come on in come on
I'm not double triple triple crossing you idiot
I'm fucking for real too!
We're about to lose!
There's no drug dealer but he's been...
Look at this, I'm looking at this picture I'm about to send you
How is there no drug dealer and he has drugs?
And he tried to sell me weed!
Okay I think I lost my photo of me, I just have a photo of him
You lost what I'm sure of, you lost what I'm sure of
Is there anybody other than the drug dealer?
Look at this photo I'm sending you.
Well, anyway, he was not a junkie.
Oh my God, he's a junkie.
He's a junkie.
Oh, the junkie, maybe.
But I feel like the junkie would have to buy drugs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You have it to your picture of you.
It's just sexy and handsome.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
It's farted.
You might have to use it real quick.
I farted.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, are you sorry?
No, it's OK.
It's OK.
Wait, well he locked us in here at the undermark. Oh, where'd he go? Where'd he go? If you're really not the snitch, I might be
Oh shoot, we gotta make this quick. We gotta make this quick. I think I'm gonna get suspicious
Okay, okay, okay
I go go go go go go go go. All right the cover short voice is that we were listening to
Gangster music we were listening to gangster music. We're listening to gangster music
We were listening to gangster music. That's that's one of the tasks for like someone else. I don't know who it is
But that's one of the tasks
It's him he called to meet it. He tried to vote me out
We can we do a double jump on him. We'll have Winnie a cute shake round
Everyone
We're in baby
is it just us I'm with you all the way Wendy I'm with you all the way 100%
100% look at this photo let me see let me see let me see let me see you see me
I want to see photo I want to see photo
oh we're so fucked
where's your photo on you see me
I just sent it to you look at that photo he was trying to stop me we
what and there's no drunk dealer
that's what I'm saying yes it'd be a no good snitch
100% 100%
Look, Winnie told me to go into his cabin and he wanted to get weed off of me.
I happen to have weed off me.
WHAT THE HELL?
I don't know why I don't have weed off me.
WHAT THE HELL IS THERE AT THIS?
I will be confiscating this for whatever reason and would you stop talking about it?
I'd like it to have existed.
He was trying to extort me. He was trying to extort me.
See?
He's got the whole bunch of shit in his throat.
He's got the whole bunch of shit in his throat.
He's a goddamn snitch.
No, because Jimmy got Jimmy
I'm gonna eat first
It is not winning
It is most definitely steak
It is never my fate
It is certainly not eating
I didn't know it was fucking doors
It is a real steak for sure
Look at me
I will say
I'm in a hard place right now
I'm in a hard place right now
Because
No, Steve actually the junkie
He had drew
out by now because I know exactly what you are.
I'm not even describing guys as super bad.
Yeah, but Stank would also have a lot to do with you.
Yeah, the microwave, but I'll tell you how it goes.
I'm gonna write that to each other, huh?
Peanut, I'm voting Peanut.
What the fuck?
I'll take a part in this, come on.
My process of elimination, I don't think it can be winning
or Stank.
It's obviously fucking Stank.
Are we serious?
As soon as Winnie and I talk to him,
As soon as Wendy and I talked to him, somebody got the cops car on him.
I saw you and Wendy making out my stuff.
I'm the gambling addict!
What the f-
Okay, what do you stake?
What do you stake?
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
What am I?
You saw that joke, we saw that joke.
I'm the scrapper, big dog.
You guys were right!
I'm the scrapper.
He is the scrapper.
The scrapper? Those rooms?
Why not?
I got some in my cabinet.
So I'm gonna fucking sling it.
I'm gonna sling it so I can get some dynamite so I can put it into God's head.
I think the steak is a dealer.
Give me the drugs.
Give me the last one.
What if he's smoking?
Steak literally does that what he wants.
Why are you taking a photo, John?
Fuck.
Give me camp, buddy.
You're pointing at me?
You've got it all wrong.
It's winning.
It's winning.
You see that?
Gimmick knows.
Gimmick knows.
Okay, sir, now.
I'll put it one more time.
I'll put it one more time.
But you, Peanut, you're fine.
You guys fight it out.
There we go, there we go.
You have to fight too bad.
You'll see, it's winning.
You'll fucking beat your ass, boy.
I'll beat your ass, boy.
Oh, shit.
I told you.
It's me that you're playing it for.
I told you.
Yes!
Yes!
Fuck my ass!
I told you.
God, no, it's not. This is my house.
Shit, boy. Shit.
their fever minds, born of their fever minds. Exactly as we requested.
Well boys, I fucking told you guys to.
I just came to the hospital.
Well, well, well, well.
Yeah, I was crazy because you tried to make me feel like I was racist.
I had you.
Oh no.
You're just racist.
Yeah, super hard.
Super hard
We're mission five guys of the game guys you get a panda. I know you did it essentially nothing that game, but good
And it was a Psyop
Agent double agent
Yeah, double agent double agent two Asians. Yeah, double agent
It's a double Asian man. Shit. I'm really good
You're like half Vietnamese, half Japanese.
You can say, Panda gave me, he said, can you say what card you gave me, Panda?
Yeah, it's a yellow card.
It's offensive to say it.
There's a lot of people with mixed heritage.
It's a yellow card.
It's rare, it's a rare card.
I didn't say anything after that, but I'm just saying it to me.
Super rare, super rare.
Go dig my fan. I was gonna pay that you did not in that game. I
Hear your phone linking even one time
Okay, I think everybody just missed my job, but whatever. All right. Here we go. All right. I don't need quick pee-pee
So I'll be there just a moment. Okay, you know what?
I will I will okay. All right. See you guys in the game
I'm a dick, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back!
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
Alright!
I'm the fucking supervisor!
Oh, easy, easy, easy.
Alright boys.
Well, I'll have that rent at some point.
You fucking asshole.
They are dudes!
You know step on my grass
Military or something no no grass no grass no running a button or ass I run in
Pass grass or ass, but you pay. Oh, well I pay ass
You guys are snitches right?
What do you mean?
I'm your I'm your snitch, bro peanut peanut. I'm your snitches
There's
We arrest do I call the cops? Oh, do you not see it over it? Maybe it's good. Do you not see it over our heads?
No, don't call that we're working on look behind you look behind you. You see snitches left to you. We're on your team. Oh
So yo, it will work
I haven't been reported to me and then it says it says snitch over his head. No, I
Don't know who's that for me
Okay, you know, I know you're not the snitch. I just played him. Well, I just played this dude like a fiddle
What what?
Yeah, good work. We need good work. Good work. We need you and I you and I
When I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mr. Winnie. I was I was a snitch
I come on. Come on. Come on. Can we come over here? Come over here? We see
We do a quick heads-up. Can we take it?
Yeah.
I'm waiting. We need to do, we need to do some
Kuop, Kuop, Delta Force, Seal Team,
Sixth Stop.
This is how much I trust you right now, boss. I'm doubt it. I'm the gambling addict.
So if anyone's acting like it, yep.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm the-
Oh, shit. Who? Oh, never mind. That's the, never mind. That's the-
Wait, wait, wait, I'm the prankster.
Okay, okay.
Let's do some reconnaissance, do some reconnaissance.
Let's go out and fish together and...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lock him in the door.
Oh, hey, supervisor.
Oh, hey, nothing to see here, nothing to see here, bud.
We weren't just talking with that guy.
We were not just talking with him.
Oh, yeah, you guys want to come in and do my...
Come, come, come.
What? What?
I need you.
I need to talk to you properly.
Okay, all right.
I don't recognize you as a
government official. I don't
recognize the government as
having authority over my God
given American Rhymes. So,
where'd you go? God? God?
God? God? God? God? God? God?
God? God? God? God? God? God?
I
You play to the job John
Yeah, I'm waiting to hold on wait a sec someone's calling me
Oh, it's just closey
Okay, all right wait
Wait track inside someone's kitchen spike someone drink with shrooms place a banana peel in a truck
trailer sit on a chair outside cause would be quiet for five
seconds.
Oh,
oh,
sometimes I have to pee.
Who's I here right now?
Who's I here right now?
Yeah, I have to pee sometimes.
You don't have to pee?
You already called the cops?
Oh my God, it's winning isn't it?
He saw us out.
It's fucking winning.
And this cop comes and gets me a 20.
And this cop comes and gets me a 20.
What's the class on you?
What's going on?
He just pissed off our yard.
He pissed off my mailbox.
No, I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
No, I mean, this is not the song.
I'm not going to sing it.
I'm not going to sing it.
Oh, please, this song.
The King of Panties goes, guys, this is fish's second game ever.
He would not know to call the cops on Panda and guess the wrong one.
He would not know to do that.
He would not know to do that.
Panda is not a fish.
You look like a goldfish.
Secret's honestly being awfully suspicious.
I'm pretty suspicious.
I'm gonna sit and sit outside and we can get my CD back.
Okay, we think we have...
We know Pettiskills isn't the guy.
We also know he isn't the hobo.
I'm the prankster when he's the gambling addict.
So that means...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where's gimmick at?
Gimmick is usually in the mix.
That's a little suspicious for Mr. Gimmick.
Where the hell is everyone at?
Where's everybody at?
Hello?
Hello?
Do you guys have any questions?
Hello.
What are you guys doing hanging out outside my house?
Is that the garden?
Is that your place?
I believe so.
Hey, hey, hey, hold on now.
Yeah?
What's going on?
Can I help you?
Is there a problem or?
I'm just walking my second hand by my newly acquired
microwave into my home.
It's these two fuckers.
It's these two fuckers.
Think about it, guys, think about it.
Fetus didn't even mention it was over his head
and last round, sitting on the chair outside
was a six-activity and there's not too many to do that.
And I literally have it this round.
It's take right in Fetus, it's take right in Fetus.
150%, 150%, 150%, 150%.
Guys, where's everybody at?
Oh, God.
Okay, it's hot, okay, okay, okay.
Stigran fetus Stigran fetus 100% 150% once I'm gonna put my whole life on it
I'm gonna put my whole life on it. I'm entire one
Was I would ask for a birthday curse for my wife Dana. She's 40 today. I'm gonna crank up the volume
Guys I know guys I need everybody's attention I need everybody's attention
Okay guys everybody guys I need everybody to sit down. I need everybody's attention. I am a tension
I know exactly who the stitches are. I'm already certain. I'm already certain 1,000 percent
Visually boys listening
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Guys, here are the stitches.
Here are the stitches.
150%
Stake rat and fetus.
Vote Stake Rat first.
Vote Stake Rat first.
If I'm wrong, you can vote me.
If I'm wrong,
you can vote me next time.
This guy just trust me.
Just trust me.
I'll tell you the proof of the statement.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Guys, now let me tell you the proof so that you know
Phenis is the next one.
You ready for this?
Guys, last round, last round I had the objective of
sitting in a chair outside and I was the snitch.
Now that objective cannot be too many people
and I happen to also have it this round.
And then I saw the words go above StakeRound's head
and it said snitch and Phenis walked up
and he didn't even mention it.
He didn't even mention it, but Stake Rat sat on a tear outside and
got rid of it, making Stake Rat the snitch.
And because Phetus didn't even mention it, Phetus is the other snitch, 150%.
That's quite the conspiracy theory.
I am not a snitch, that's not for me.
I'm not a snitch.
Wait, wait, wait.
I guess go ahead and vote for me if you like, but I am not a snitch.
say I should play things you said they used to think you said he's I need you to get I need you to get
fetus and he's your good fetus and I'm gonna jump okay okay hey hey baby is a fetus oh thanks guys
listen I was taking a little tinkle and I may have gone insane thanks all what I was so uh thank you
book a lot yeah no problem no problem no problem it's giving no problem no guys I'm telling you
I'm talking about 100% certain and not on top of that on top of that dude you can tell fetus is not a good life
He's acting different. He's acting completely differently
Yeah, and then we'll fucking jump okay, okay?
Yeah, we always I'm gonna invite fetus over to my my crib, and then you guys come in here to show
Phoenix Phoenix
Where's Phoenix
What?
What?
What?
Fetus!
Fetus!
Fetus!
Can I, can I, can you join me for a second in my crib?
Absolutely.
JOHN!
Oh wait, where's my crib?
Oh, over here, it's over here.
Just join me in my crib over here, just join me in my crib.
Here, join him in his crib.
I'll be back, Kearney.
I'll be back.
You think I'm snitching do you
It's
Yeah!
We all like snitches and I'm proud of John, buddy.
Snitches give snitches.
You're the snitch, Peter, I know.
You see me by saying he's only pissing since I was kissing.
I know the way you operate.
I'm not a snitch.
I have nothing snitch worthy of me.
Wait, John, I have to call you for a second.
I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call you, I'm gonna call you.
Yeah, go ahead.
Holy fuck.
I'm...
I'm shaking.
You look a little bugged out. Oh, thank goodness. Okay. Oh
I can't believe you miss penis Ling Ling Joe good one boss. Thank you, Mr.
Maybe I see you to call you for five seconds to not say anything. We're good
You're looking a little wiggly. I think you need to take a chill pill. Stop. I don't want them. I wait for $10
Your house is still talking to me on the phone
I got a feeling he's not the snitch it's not John it's John guys I tell you
Phoenix is the snitch he's been acting so weird and he walked up and two snake
rat who is now proven the snitch how is he still talking to me on the phone
John get off the fucking phone it's it's it's it's Phoenix it's Phoenix
100% was 100% 100,000%
Trying to finish this game, trying to finish this game
That motherfucking method, that motherfucking is niche
What, no it's not what you meant, it's fierce
No, the method was sit outside in chair and then motherfucking just asked, he asked me why I get the moonshine
But then this motherfucking don't say nothing to the new method asking me why he asking for moonshine
Yeah, but are you not gonna call the police, man?
I'm seeing some things that are awfully noteworthy.
You put that bet in the world other than inside my asshole, and you and I are gonna
have some words.
I did not hear you, John.
Oh, okay.
I think you're really...
Yeah, but don't fucking let it move.
Okay, why would you go with me?
Thank you.
Why would you go with me?
I
Can tell you what I saw with my own two eyes
I saw a man a grown man with a full beard wearing a bikini peering around the corner of a home
2026 I'm gonna get into that type of debate over
I'm still bought in Phoenix
I'm voting Phoenix.
Oh, shit.
Well, that was an accident.
Can't win them all, boys.
Can't win them all, boys.
Got to finish!
It's one of those.
Finish!
Why didn't you say anything with the words we're above steak rats had?
He can't respond here. We have to go to the bar.
I don't want to respond. It's what a common idiot
That's why I thought he was this the stitch hey D what
Shit come on in my boy
Did you knock on your own door? I did what's that's what makes you a job so that oh, thank you
Oh, I think it's it wait listen John
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Fetus wasn't the snitch.
So I'm like, I don't know what you, I don't know.
What do you think?
Like, what do you, like, if Fetus isn't the snitch, then,
ah, ah, ah, who is, you think?
Well, that's your,
I
Was it you all along you jackass John a discob comes to me. I swear to God
You think I would do that to you brother?
You play ball, play ball!
Oh my god, another stage, stage, stage, you guys.
False identified because I'm the queen.
That's why I was just bathing in your house.
Oh yeah, that kind of makes sense.
You gotta think about it.
Okay, I'm the prankster.
Okay, watch watch watch right I'm gonna throw my straight
How come you supervisor?
Do you have any scrap I could buy
Yeah, Michael head or toaster
Guys I need scrap
He's a genius it does how does he do I need to buy scrap no one is gonna
Yeah, no one's gonna know anything. What a genius. What a genius
Number one he is being so obvious that he's trying to play as a scrapper number two even if he did convince
I was a scrapper. He said it in front of the zoom advisor
Even if he did give importance to scrapper
He told him because he really told the supervisor himself
Wait hold on hold on you help me real quick. Come here John
How do I call me I know who this bitch is right here
It's 1 million percent panda. You think so
First off he's he's accusing you of being a statue. I just ran
What?
Is John the scrapper?
Why would we?
Why would?
What the fuck?
Why would we help you?
Oh my god, it's somehow as well.
Get the hell out of here.
What the fuck?
What the fuck would we help you?
Get the hell out of here!
You fucking cop?
Wait, what did you do?
Guys, guys, something happened that I did not foresee.
There's someone dumber than John in the lobby.
That's my bad guys.
I was running the numbers.
I put it through a quantum computer and it listed every possible version of every multi-verse
that could have ever happened and it didn't guess that there would be someone dumber than
John in the lobby.
It went.
It stepped out of the way.
I saw him get really fucked up.
I'll take your egg roll.
He said, oh yeah, what's my egg roll?
Do you like my tattoo?
If it looks like yours, I do.
Honestly, let's just see what happens.
Let's just see what happens.
I have no idea.
These are my last guess.
I have no idea.
Let's just see what happens.
I have no idea.
I have no idea this is my last cash. I have no idea
Okay, bro, dude nice to have a panda you are I think I
Don't know I don't know
Maybe, Mattens. Maybe, Mattens. Maybe.
Because Panda, think about it, Panda was the sixth last time.
What are the chances of Panda twice?
I know it's possible.
Because technically speaking, it'd be less, less probable.
That's not what the method is.
But I have evidence, I have evidence against him.
So I'm just gonna let him be up to size.
Let me and my reader talk for a minute.
And if I knew how to call the meeting, I would have called it already.
I think it's the guy with the glasses right there.
I think it's this guy. He's awfully quiet.
What the fuck are you all about at this fucking meeting right now if you're not the snitch
Drop it on the ground. I'll put that in my mouth
Yeah, you're taking that easy sure easiest choice I ever made
Okay, it's not him. So it's not that I'm going panda. I'm pretty convinced if I'm wrong I'm wrong
I'm okay. Oh man. Trust me. You have to hate crime
I just I really just saw you in a supervisor whisperer behind a fucker. I saw this motherfucker sitting chair outside
I
Have no idea I have guys I have no idea
I still even know but I think
You might be someone else playing the long game. Oh, okay good. I'm the creep
Okay, why would you say you're rolling for the supervisor? All right supervisor arrest this man. What?
Arrest this man
Why would you want me arrested?
And if he's not the creep it's getting he is it's niche it's there we go
No, wait.
It's gimmick.
How can I be voted off?
Let's see, let's see.
I have no idea! I have no idea!
It's a snitching.
I have no idea, I have no idea.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
What?
That was...
I'm not my fault!
I personally believe Wendy's just a dumbass and he's out the sense.
Why would you say that in front of him?
I'm telling you guys,
I'm telling you guys, it's gotta be the winner here.
No way.
I'm just creeping under the light like that.
Why?
You know why?
Why are you in a corner?
I don't know anymore.
Because there's somebody I could kill.
Who in a row?
Maybe he was suspected, Ron.
He was accused of people left and right.
He was accused of anyone last round.
Guys, guys, what about, guys, what about Ron?
What about me?
Yeah.
I mean, he was accused of anyone last round.
to be fucking fair.
You ain't a hick like us.
You ain't a hick like us.
We're all these words I'm about to round here.
You snitch.
You fucking snitch.
Go ahead and vote me.
After me, vote Peanut.
This fucking scumbag.
Do it.
Do it.
I'll say these little.
We got a piss inside the kitchen.
We got a piss inside the kitchen.
He's definitely off in a corner.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
John John John John John John John John come over to your house to me come open your house to me, please
John John come open your house to me. Come open your house
John come open your house for me now
Where's your house with your house smarter than you pal
I need a beer! I need a beer! I need a beer ASAP! Dude, John! John! John! John! John!
John! John! John! I have to stay inside. Can you go get me a beer? I don't want to! I can't be found out!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh
This is a nice bed right here
He in the kitchen guys. I can't pee in the kitchen. I need a beer. I can't pee in the kitchen
I need a drink first. I don't have any pee inside me. Oh, thank you. Don't give a beer give a beer
God I need to be
Fuck, I pressed the wrong button.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Shit!
Don't it, don't it!
We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
I got this crowbar, we need to go break into this guy's house.
I'm thinking it's wrong. I'm thinking it's wrong with how much he's pushing me
There's literally no information that it would be me the supervisors
In front of you because I don't want I don't know if you're a snitch or not
You think I just willy-nilly walk around doing my thing?
I got it.
Guys, it's wrong.
Important job.
It's not me.
No, I really don't think it's going to be a battle.
Oh my god, it's a battle, it's a battle, it's a battle.
Methods versus George Washington.
Methods, Methods, get your fists out.
Get the fucker, get that fucker, kill him.
Kill him, kill him, get him.
I don't want to fight him.
Beats his chip.
Stay still, coward.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
It's Rampol! It's Rampol!
Sit the fuck down!
It's not Rampol! No way!
It's not a bikina!
It's not a bikina!
Okay, it's wrong. Guys, guys, it's 100% wrong now.
It's 100% guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Listen, listen to me, listen to me.
This is our last chance.
Guys, remember, guys, remember, I got steak rep.
Remember? So it literally cannot be me.
It is fucking 100,000% wrong.
100,000% wrong.
I really don't think it's wrong.
I'm telling you
It is wrong 100,000% second. We're missing another person. Who are we missing?
Yeah, no, no, no, there's going four of us. There's technically five people left. No, no, there's
But what the supervisors over there?
Wait, yeah, but don't all of us have a role and then there's like a snitch or I
Don't the supervisor rolls on here. Is that we're talking about? Yeah, I think you're wrong. No, maybe you're wrong
Well, technically you could be the thieves then you could be the moonshine cook you could be the prankster and I could be
I think you're right. No, I don't know you're not right
But then isn't there a snitch in the midst of that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the stitches also something else to
So that's not all I'm saying is me methods of many have been having some drinking parties over at my trailer and that's right
It's in high-pacetic eyes. I'm thinking it's wrong. I that's my final guess rug
Well, yeah, but it's just not me though as you listen
I told Winnie what I was in the beginning and he has not had the cops call on me and I got a snake rat
So it isn't me and it doesn't look like it's winning
That could be the long game that could be the long game for sure
Oh
No, okay
Well, yeah, wait hold on wait call the cops out of fucker
No, call the cops on methods call the cops on methods
Yeah, okay
He's gonna act like a bitch
He's gonna act like he didn't hear it
He wasn't even here
What'd you say he was?
He wasn't even here
You just said W Stinch a second ago
Who shot his place?
He's not even here
He's not even here
We ain't fucking message!
We ain't fucking message!
We ain't fucking message!
It's not me
It's not me
It's not me
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Rogue!
Where's Rogue?
GBC Rogue?
GBC Rogue
Do you see what he wrote?
I'm right here.
Bro, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Methodist said his role in front of the supervisor and he didn't call the cops on him.
Oh, he's not.
No, that's not true.
Hey, that could be true.
All right, take this.
I think the cops on me.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think they're coming for me.
Hold on, wait.
One of us is going down.
You fucking idiot.
What?
Who the fuck's calling?
Guys, it's Methodist.
It's Methodist.
It's Methodist.
It's Methodist.
Come on.
It's Methodist.
It's Methodist.
It's Methodist.
Hey!
Think about if he says the thief then why would you report someone else as the thief?
He knows that methods in the deep
I am no idea
It's gotta be one of you two
No, I think it's Winnie, I think it's just the idiot, wait, why would Winnie just accuse
me?
He would be in a role where he's sitting next to me.
No, it is Winnie because Winnie, last time he accused me, because he's on the chopping
bucket.
It's Winnie!
It's fucking Winnie!
It's Winnie!
What are they?
He was playing the fool.
What are you doing?
What?
It's wrong, isn't it?
No, it's not. It's got to be Peter.
There's no way.
That's right, motherfuckers.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Are we so bad serious?
No, I'll be methods.
I told you that.
Fucking method I can tell.
I told you. I said it. I said it, too.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Bro, you got to be the dumbest motherfucker.
Actually, guys, you know what?
You know what? You know what saved methods?
You know what saved methods?
Is this being an idiot?
fish calling the cops on rogue and
saying that rogue is a thief even though
methods just said he was a thief is the
one thing that made me think he didn't
hear methods we said that the fish being
an absolute fucking moron just a
method
you might have played the game right
but your piece of shit
Oh damn.
Well done, man.
Well done.
These guys are ridiculous.
Why do I only have Vegas?
I was looking at moonshine with Methods the entire time.
Fish, fish, you almost fucking bottled that, brother.
Let's do another map.
Let's do another map.
You guys, let's do another map.
I was there.
Three months ago we would have got Method out.
Just saying.
You gotta stop.
You're all idiots.
Fucking try and expose me.
Long game is insane.
Long game wasn't saved.
The long game wasn't saved.
That was kind of crazy.
That was, that was kind of crazy.
My screen shot my screen shot my screen shot. Oh my god. Oh my god. No rogue league. Are you kidding me?
So did I?
Oh, let's run!
At least two rogues.
That's okay. We're already in. We're safe.
Wait, I just left. Can I come back?
Are you not in the game? Because we just started the game.
Uh, I think you can rejoin, right?
Maybe I'll wait till you're done loading.
Can you join the game?
Not letting me join the code now.
now. It's a lobby specified. Well, you're an idiot. I guess every leaf. Oh my god.
I could not believe road was bouncing for the snitch the whole time. I'm never touching
is an actual brain dead lobotomized gorilla.
Being him we're putting sugar into the plastic,
we're drinking the moonshine in the woods like me and him are boys.
Dude, this is naturally sus.
Ridiculous.
Hey, Rogue, you gotta play a long game, brother.
Hey, guys, I'm putting the code inside the stream.
Do you want me to?
Do you want me to invite Austin?
No, no, we cannot.
Guys, I'm forcing supervisor.
Supervisor eat my butt. I want to be the Supervisor
Broke sold me Fent at the bar. I want to be the Supervisor
Never chooses the most as a Supervisor
Talented FPS gamers are notorious idiots
I see it. I would say
You're gonna be minecraft today. Did I miss something it didn't work out. We're doing a
Gears of war guys listen up boys. We're doing a Gears of war marathon
Thursday at 10 a.m. CT and then we're doing a minecraft marathon Saturday noon CT
Those are the two marathon
When a group of my friends said, hey, what are you?
And I answered them honestly, and then he said, oh, get a job!
Winnie, what the fuck was that?
I remember.
Yeah, I remember.
OK, Hepords Farm remembers.
Let's ride.
Locked.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
A bunch of crime dealers, bunch of criminals in my trailer park.
This place is pretty nice. I like this place.
This is fancy. I don't know how I can afford this kind of stuff.
I'm not a criminal actually but I'm still not a snitch either. You know I just realized
Yeah, okay, so you're not the thief the drug dealer
Moonshine good
You're probably
What is this fucking 1920 you're probably?
You're probably the scrapper
The scrapler yeah, you're buying a scrapper you that are the hobo
There's a lot of the drills that are not actually criminals
No
There's only three roles that are not criminals and drug you with the thief the moodside cook the junkie and the creep
Oh, I guess it's four walls the pigs are gaming out of holo the copper, but based on your reaction not only gonna be a break
You're the scrapper. You're the scrapper. 100%
I'm calling the police at you. You're the scrapper
I'm calling the police based on your reaction to the scrapper
This is heinous
See what's being crime where
Uh, which?
You see, I'm committing a crime act.
I can't look at the chat at all this time,
because I'm the supervisor this time.
Yes, I miss the chocolate soup.
We can't, like, theorize together.
I'm not playing that show.
I mean, I can't play it.
Play it, play it, play it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not playing it.
I mean, I can't play it.
Oh, look, I'm Mr. John.
I like to drink hot chocolates and pumpkin spice lattes,
because I'm a basic white guy.
And I like it where likeies and moans.
How are you like that?
I do that, huh?
Is that funny to you?
I've been fighting for like 10 years, I've been going like this.
There it is boys, there it is.
I was on my lawn in 19th two days ago.
I believe, I believe, and you probably weren't...
He was that cock didn't catch me, that was bullshit.
I had a pumpkin spice latte.
There is either hobo, the gambling addict, or the prankster.
He's buying out the prankster.
Why would you give it go I'm not a criminal per se?
That means they could do stop that's criminal now like it why would be the you probably wouldn't say something like that to be the game
They got it because give me got it is criminal
Hobo is a criminal at all the prankster is the only thing where it's like kind of a criminal and kind of not a criminal
prankster prankster boys 100% 100% prankster I can't look at the chat
office supervisor boys it's too it's too risky it's still risky what I'm not
the supervisor way too risky what I'm the supervisor but I'm I'm calling the
couch I give it for the prankster that's what I'm doing that's what I'm doing
Well, there goes methods
They was where our finest ditches place
I'm gonna see come on people. I'm gonna see up on the new players. See if I can figure out what they're doing
Hey, witty. How you doing boss?
Okay
This this fucking cream. I just caught him choking milk
Was an issue because I was
Cycling
It told me to get drunk outside, and I've done that four times. I think it's broken you got something going on there
Something
It's broken. Oh my god, I was called penis in front of everyone this phone
That was a boy that was a close one
So who's my oh it's methods first we call the police on George Washington for being the
prankster we got this time 100% 100% I said I want to watch him go down I want to watch
him go down where is he where's where's get where's give again where is he
What?
We just gotta eat a whole bowl of game of that.
Is it Jonathan?
He takes Matthews.
What's your role other than the snatch?
Oh.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Everybody check your phones! Everybody check your phones!
Check your phones! Everybody take your phones!
Check your phones! Everybody take your phones!
Everybody take your phones! Everybody take your phones!
Sorry being watched. What do you mean sorry be-
Okay he's the thief. Okay.
So we know no one's the thief.
You should have seen our managers.
Check your phones! Check your phones!
Everybody take your phones! Check your cellular devices.
We're about the old flip phones.
Check what? Check your phones! Check your phones!
Hey, junkie in the thief. You know no one's the junkie and no one's the thief.
Okay, so that means it's the bottom seven.
You know, gimmick isn't the scrapper or the prankster.
It's most likely the hobo or the gambling addict.
Hmm. How much to go off of boys?
How much to go off of boys?
I need some more bestigating.
So what's really going on around here?
Here we go.
Maybe you got something in there.
Nothing for you.
I'm just hanging around, don't mind me guys.
You, fuck off.
Fuck off.
My methods are coming down.
You sounded a little hard, jeep.
Oh, fuck up!
Alright, come on. You shot it a little hard, big man.
You shot it a little hard.
Methods just hit me a blank. Thanks, man.
Hello, hello.
What happened out there, gimmick?
Oh, well, I caught Mr. Methods drinking a gallon of milk.
Take his boot and try it.
He doesn't realize that.
I
Know no no no no no I
Milk and I only knew that was a thing because I was guys guys, please me and gimmick are gonna figure out who everybody is
Drinking a whole gallon of milk. I saw him drink and he's with the Supervisor
It's Ken, I mean it's Ken the one joking for his Ken. What?
You know I think I'm gonna vote over to gimmick. Wait what the fuck?
Yeah, I like gimmick too. Gimmick is definitely the stench. 100% guys.
Are you serious?
Gimmick is 100% the stench.
I agree I agree I agree I agree good work guys
You I think just a really good guys you guys are fucked sorry I was taking a dump
It's
You see he's a sin she's a sin
You tell everybody
What are you thinking?
For me what
I trust gimmick with my life I'm gonna call it moonshine steak
No you don't.
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
I'm trying to tell the men that
that method was
indecine
and they all called my name they did not
listen.
What are you fucking just going down?
What are you fucking just going on?
I'm just calling the cops.
Oh shit, those guys are fucking-
Who's gonna arrest you?
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Oh fuck.
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
Woohoo!
Methods was right! Methods was right!
We're cooking!
Oh, shit.
You're going to jail, buddy!
You're going to jail!
Get a-
Get a bite for me!
Quit chasing me!
What?
Fist, give me a first second.
You mind if I speak?
Give me a second, Mr. Fist?
What?
Give me a Mr. Fist.
me Mr. Fish. Oh, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. What are you guys. I don't know. You guys
just go talk about what you're going to talk about before I get here. You fucking snitch.
Yeah, I'm not a fucking snitch!
I've been meeting with the Supervisor.
And so the seeds of distrust have been planted.
And so the seeds of distrust have been planted.
Oh, it is too easy, boys.
It is elementary.
It is elementary.
By chance, do you have five bucks?
Oh, yeah, I got five bucks, sure.
Just gotta tell you where you are.
Yeah, yeah, just $1.
Dad, tell me what you are.
Uh, hold on.
A hobo.
Why do I grab that?
Grab the five bucks?
Tell me three things you're not.
A bitch, a drug dealer, or a creep,
and a gambling addict.
way
begin again one
all you've absolutely just got to be
the
just absolutely focus
the
there is why there it is
the seeds of distrust the seeds of distrust
I'm gonna use my I'm gonna use my things I can use it
Give it give it gambling give it gambling it's a decent gas. I'll see this like a
Like a one in four days. I'm like 25% can
about gambling at it. That's what he said.
Oh my God, this is perfect!
Rock, middle, and seven words gambling at it.
I stand a rock up and I just get it.
This is perfect. This is perfect.
It all fell into place.
what the f**k is this bitch?
what the f**k is this bitch?
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
dude, it's easy
what the f**k is this bitch?
no, I thought it was all a bunch of b*****
it's a bunch of b*****
it's a bunch of b*****
it's that girl
watch this, by the way
watch this, by the way
gentlemen
small female minds
it's the guy from the channel
What the fuck are you doing?
Look out for the dogs, look out for the dogs.
Give me the dog!
Give me the dog!
Give me the dog!
Give me the dog!
He doesn't want to be because he's protecting fish.
He doesn't want to be because he's protecting fish.
It's not...
He's not accusing me because he's protecting fish.
When he is junky,
he begs for help, he's protecting fish.
It's not me.
I'm playing fish on it.
It's not me.
No, we can't be junkies.
The method was junkie.
I'm taking it away from you.
I don't know.
Fish was junkie.
I have to bet.
I have to bet.
I may be Asian, but I don't find it jagged.
You don't have to accuse this bitch.
You come on and get it.
I'm not sure what we're doing.
What's up, boys?
Oh, you're playing another dollar.
Another game, another dollar.
Two points.
I saw fish here.
Oh, fuck it.
He's looking at weird out there.
He's got mines.
He's got mine.
Oh, I'm so ridiculous.
He's got mine.
He's got mine.
He's got mine.
He's got mine.
It's got to be fish.
Yes.
100%.
If you guys roll for anyone but rogue, I swear to God, I will shut the entire propane tank
back on my ass.
I have the evidence man.
I may be Asian, my eyes are slanted, but I see already, okay?
There's some other fucking nut here.
I'm going face the junkie.
You don't even talk about the gambling.
50-50s time.
Actually, no, no, sorry, no.
Fist came in the junkie.
I forgot.
Oh yeah and then all this no no no no wait the junkies out there's methods that means
you're the thief the drug dealer the hobo or the thief lab.
We wait for you to say he wasn't in.
You have a ball sack in here.
He just said he was.
You have a ball sack.
Is the ball sack on the outside?
Yeah I got it.
Let me see.
You have a ball sack on the outside.
He just was.
You have it.
You have it.
You have it.
The thief.
So that means you have the drug dealer, the hobo, the thief and the pricks
that happens.
it. It's obviously rogue. It's so much it's this is obvious man. Anyone but you know,
I caught you red handed. Hold on. I gotta call the police and someone. What are you
guys again? What are you? What are your roles? Your daddy. What are you guys role?
What are you guys' roles?
Shit.
Your mama.
What are you, what's your provider?
Yeah, my roles are weird here.
You're ass.
There's people in here.
What's your guys' roles?
What's your guys' roles?
Scrapper.
Don't sell us supervisor.
Scrapper's already out.
Scrapper's already out.
What are you guys' roles?
What are you guys' roles?
Gambler.
I gamble.
I gamble.
The gambling addict's also already out.
What's your role?
We're both the drunk.
There's no drunk. There's no drunk. What's your role?
And what's your role better a better way to what's wrong?
My role is egg egg roll better. What's your role, but you went to roll?
I don't know who's who boys. I don't know who's show this one
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
He's playing.
They were singing.
Bye!
Miss American!
Bye!
But the lemon was dry.
What crime would steak ranches come in?
These steak ranches are already out.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
What's going on here? What's going on?
Nothing, you're not talking much as always.
You guys mind letting me in your house real quick?
You guys mind letting me in?
Yeah, you gotta get your hands on me.
Oh my god. Wait, John has his doors open.
Oh my god. No, no, no.
Let me see one more door.
You got a crowbar?
I do not have a crowbar.
I have a crowbar. I can let you in there if you need it, boss.
What do you have your phone out for?
Nothing just takes me nothing
Nothing he's hanging around when he is hanging around nobody nobody
Hold up when he when he when he can I tell you something real quick. I'll tell you some
Yeah, listen when he and this is gotta stay real private. Okay, when you want to know buddy you promise
I'm gonna keep a secret. You're gonna keep in secrets
yeah well everyone's at the meeting and the secret is is I'm gonna walk in there
with you real late make everyone suspicious of you they're gonna vote you
out okay no they won't tell you what ready don't tell anybody let's get to
that lady over you want to come again stay back a little I'm not just a
Can you call the cops during the meeting you
Now they're going to accuse Winnie.
That's my best snitch.
Now they're going to accuse Winnie.
Hold on, give it a second.
Give it a second.
Give it a second, boys.
Do you know how to play this game?
Give it a second.
Wait, Rogue just lied about his job
and got himself killed.
I don't know what the fuck's happening anymore.
What did Rogue say?
Rogue said he was a position
That's already been voted out.
What are your guys' positions?
The scrapper.
Scrapper's already out.
Yeah, that's what Rope said he was.
And that's why I'm confused.
He's a cop.
I'm the sheriff's deputy.
Nice to meet you.
Who walked out of the house earlier together?
Wait, it was Whitty and...
Were you in the house with Whitty earlier?
No, oh, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
But I know your interrogation tactic don't work on me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Panda, panda, panda.
Listen to me, just a minute.
If you, he wouldn't question you if you were the stitch.
I'm not the stitch.
I'm sure the guys, I'm sure the guys.
Winnie.
I think it was, I think it was Panda skills.
He's trying to get evidence on me.
Me, is Panda skills a drug either or, or Winnie's a drug either.
But I don't want to call the cops or Winnie's
because I want people to get you with me.
You're pretty...
Panda skills a drug either.
Fuck it, fuck it.
Panda skills a drug either.
I'll never do that to you.
He just reported you or me.
Either one.
I don't know.
Or it could be none of you could be anyone else as well. Yeah, you guy you looking ass bitch
Yeah, I was so why would rogue lie about
I
Don't win the game or because we have only one since we don't win the game
Because I'm gonna look at the chat I'm looking at the chat guys if I get one more person do we auto win the game or no?
I have to do more.
Am I getting one more person?
You are with the game?
We're going to do more investigating.
Yes, yes, yes.
OK, OK.
Then I'm going to do weighty drug dealer.
You said to keep everyone preoccupied
until that circle at the top is full to be called.
Thank you, Mark.
I can't do anything.
Guys, can I speak to you guys for a second?
Let's take a little walk.
Checking before that one.
Let's take a little walk, guys.
Let's take a little walk.
Let's take a little walk, guys.
Guys, let's have a, guys, come on, guys.
Let me say something.
Let me say something, guys.
I want to tell you something
Listen guys listen, let's all
He's got guys come on guys it's all quick
Boys let's cheers
Do the trailer park boys
Yes, we're we're not we're our amigas go
Yeah, I think it's a fetus to
He's drinking.
Where'd the drug dealer go?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Go, go, go, go, go!
We're right here.
We live here.
We're wrong.
We lose.
Is there any more dog feeds in the back?
It's too easy.
Good work, boys.
Good work.
And now you do it boys!
Fuck!
Well, well, well, well, well!
Good escape!
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
Methods don't say that, it's true, but don't steal it as fuck, dude.
I have no idea.
I just leaked the code.
I just worked it, I also did.
It's fine!
It's fine, it's right up the way, it's fine.
I also leaked the code.
My bad.
Can I have the floor by chance?
Go ahead, Chris and John, go ahead.
Okay, perfect.
Hey, Rogue.
Oh, hey, what's up, man?
In private, why would you lie about your position?
Oh, wait, let me take it out.
Guys, let me tell you what happened with John.
I'm with Rogue, guys.
It was literally the perfect thing.
I pulled him aside for a second to make him look suspicious.
And then I asked him three things that he wasn't.
And he lists off three random ones.
And the last one he said was gambling addict.
And as Panda approached, he heard the words gambling addict.
And I just so happen to know who the gambling addict was not because of rogue
Just Mike Winston so that I call the cops and Panda thought Rome told me gimmick was the gambling addict
That was that's professional. I'm not gonna
I wasn't a criminal right in front of peanut as the round started
And it makes you guys feel better.
Waaaaaah!
They grabbed a part of my message from 45 minutes ago saying,
I think that's old.
It was the code!
It's the code- the code in the-
In the sweet room.
Alright.
Okay, like four of us leaked it.
Alright, let's not see it.
I'm just gonna say the codes we can get in here.
Alright, you ready?
Can we get in the game?
We're waiting on one. We wait not I think it's stank wrap
I'm never gonna hide it. I can't get an ex CZ. Can't get in there XZZ like ZZ top
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing a code. It's not like I'm trying over time. Turn over time. Oh
There we go, I ready ready up ready up ready up. I let rise
Lucky boys okay
Oh, let's go! Let's go!
Hey!
I'm not a criminal! I'm not a criminal!
I'm not a criminal!
I'm not a criminal! I'm not a criminal! I'm not a criminal!
I'm not a criminal. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
I don't sell weed. What are you talking about?
Smoke cigarette. Let's stay away from gimmick beer gimmick knows me really well
And I think you'll be able to step this out even if we play real good
gimmick knows me pretty well
I'm not I think he's gonna step this out. He's gonna step this out. He knows yeah
Yeah, I think you stay away from this to give it. Let's go to somebody who doesn't know us as well like mr
We should watch your mouth before I raise right on you treat
What do you look at? Oh man, go ahead go ahead take a picture the last longest go ahead
I've had a couple I've had a couple salees who can I accidentally read two messages that inform me of your position. I'm the prank sir. Get me out of here.
couple salees. Could I accidentally read two messages that inform me of your position?
I'm the prick sir. Get me out of here. Go ahead.
This name has no use to me now. I would have no dignity if I continued to play. I think
you might have just told those guys when I am. No, I can't hear us.
Make I just sold a moonshine. What do you need?
Hmm. Are you the state? I guess we're I guess we're getting here. What's up guys? You know what?
W's the job. I'm sorry. I'll use you the job. That's a fine
Yeah, I'm a good one
We'll get we'll get up a like the third guy. We'll let him chill out for a second. We'll let him chill out for a second
Good guy John
Right from the rip he was following
You just ask the supervisor and then our supervisor called a cop and hit them
No, I asked him I said, what do you think I am? You know what? I'm calling a cop
Look at the boy
Trying to set me up you scumbag
I'm raising your fucking rent you son of a bitch
Double up double I'm tripplin. He's a single mom
Fuck your glasses you piece of shit
You look like Guy Fieri.
There's no coming near.
Alley partner.
Oh, it was cool.
You wouldn't happen to be the snitch anyhow.
Hey, hold on. It's gotta stick my allowance.
No, you get out of it.
You piece of shit. I just lost 10 bucks.
What? You fucking, you just stole my 10 bucks.
That's a federal fucking crime.
You know what? But guess what? I'm not going to snitch.
You know what? I'm not going to snitch.
All right, are you sure you're not the same?
If I was, I would call a federal crime on your hands.
Oh my fucking, oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you trying to like, head about my tits?
No, I'm just trying to get, I'm trying to come and feel.
I'm trying to come and feel.
Can I come in?
I gotta see the poop.
Can I come in?
Easy shit.
Oh, we'll get something else.
Oh, oh, hold on.
You mind if I just take a look?
You mind if I take a look at the,
the old wagon back here. Okay, hold on. Let me just take a real close up. You might
have to take a picture. Okay. Let me take a quick picture. There we go. There we go.
Thank you. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh,
come on. Back to our trailer. Quick, quick, quick. Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
here we go
Oh wait, I thought you were the supervisor.
He's the supervisor who done my shows last round!
Oh shit, that's why I brought it from you.
I got scared you saw me.
I think I'm gonna do something over here.
You might have enjoyed it.
Wait, wait, wait.
What? What? What? What?
That fucking guy is pretty fucking sus dude.
I think I know who the prankster is.
But that guy is not the prankster.
I think he's trying to fake it.
I think he's a snitch.
I think when you're gonna be the snitch,
Well
Yo, bro, I think
Bro, oh my goodness not the snitch. What's really going on here guys. You're being fucking weird
What's going on? Well gives the snitch when he's not the snitch if you get what I mean you get what I mean
I'm trying to
You know until road to excuse me
Rhoads let him have it!
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
I think something's going on.
One at a time! One at a time!
You can't take Rhoads word anymore!
Just get the snitch word, not the snitch word!
We're going to have to throw it out!
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me!
Get him!
Good let him! Good let him!
I'm the master of the game!
But I'm not going to talk about a snitch!
But Winnie is doing things that don't make fucking sense!
I won't!
Makes sense. What does it make sense? I think you're doing tasks that don't belong to you because I think you have other people
I think you're snitching. Give it you can vouch for me, man. Come on. We shared a beer together.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
What does that mean? Share a beer together? He's out.
What do you mean?
Yeah, hold on now.
Hold on. Let's make loud noises. Let's take away the argument as well.
Supervisor!
Yeah, wait a minute. Hold on, dude. What the hell?
Yeah.
Supervisor!
What? Yeah!
Smell come on now. We see
You don't want to serve the fire even more.
You don't want to do that.
Yeah, exactly.
Why would he? No, he wouldn't.
Yes, he is.
What did you say?
I'm going to change your name.
You're scrawling.
You're scrawling.
You're dead.
You want to fight for yourself.
Point the finger at somebody else.
That's somebody else who's scrawling.
I don't think it's giving.
Why is it not giving me a smile?
Just because everybody knows each other, I don't have a smile.
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
How does it- How does it gotta be me?
I'm not a music anyone.
Yo, take that shit.
Yo, someone take methods.
Methods.
Let me fight John or something.
Alright, John.
Yo, someone cancel it out.
Okay, so I'll get you.
Roastroling.
Roastroling.
Let me get that shit.
I'm gonna throw this on purpose because I want to be out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Peter, stop me.
I'm gonna move.
Why roast is accusing McHugh's?
I bet he was taking Winnie's side and then he's not.
Everybody will think I'm innocent.
Guys, I don't think it's Winnie. I really don't think it's Winnie.
He thought I was the supervisor because I was confused at last round,
and he thought that I saw him do something illegal.
Alright, let's take the votes off.
I need more evidence.
Shit, we don't need to get to the votes out of the way.
I saw that a little too hard.
I saw more of it.
But it also could be winning!
I'm surprised you're here.
Let's keep the game going.
I was hoping he'd get...
I don't know. I don't know.
He'd get arrested and everybody would be like,
Oh, Peter was defeating him!
I'm not gonna say anything.
Shit!
And we only knew what John was!
Fuck!
John had to do. He had to do.
He had to do.
Well, I just screwed that.
That was not me guys. That was not me. I just screwed it. I was trying to play the long game
I was trying to play the long game. I
Think I don't think I think everyone would go up in immediately take off every vote for Winnie
Get away from me you snitch
I'm not a snitch you pack suck it away from me you snitch get away from me
Yeah, roll those dice
Don't laugh
Whoa hold on now that'll be $5 that'll be $5
All my money's gone cuz I was fucking ripped in slots would give it. Oh wait, it's feeling
That'll happen.
Rip and slosh.
We can get him.
Can anyone hungry?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
You trying to give me a say that?
I'm out of here.
Give me a stick.
Give me a stick.
Give me a stick.
I just enclosed all my chest.
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
I'm slowly.
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie,
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie.
You know what I mean?
You never know what I'm trying to say.
He's the snitch, but he's not the snitch.
Yeah, honestly, I think I want to say rogues and states, but I think he's a fucking idiot.
I know. I think it's like two rounds in a row.
And that like he's like he's playing as a snitch when he's not the snitch.
It's not. I don't think it's just we're going to call it.
We're going to text the guy and tell him when he's not being.
He was like, that's that I'm voting me out.
So that's why I have to be out here to be out here.
You know, that's what fetus is like trying to get seen with that.
It could be rogues saying it was fetus.
That was his other accusation, but I just why is he so caring around a propane tag?
He's trying to that's what I'm saying. He's trying to be like late as you might have to throw fetus under the bus
But she's trying to outsmart us. Yeah, we're not stupid. We're genius. Yeah
We should go ask him. We should pretend we're the scrapper and see what he says
Let's try and buy that
Oh, I would love a propane tank. Oh, I'm in the market for a nice propane tank.
Hello, fetus. A nice propane tank would be real nice right about now.
Or microwave or something like that. That would be awesome. Honestly, any like metal
Appliance.
Any metal appliance would do great.
Metal.
Any metal appliance.
What's going on, fetus?
Hey, how you doing?
You have a propane thing you can tell us.
Oh, yeah, actually here.
Come on over.
I was having a barbecue.
Are you cooking?
Yeah, yes.
You want to go over here?
No, hell no.
That's weird.
What the hell is going on around here?
What's going on around here?
Yeah, you took the weenies by yourself
and not even happened to any transover.
What the hell is going on?
Snitch?
What was it?
He can't be the stint she's an idiot
Yeah, I said you're right what you doing what you do?
What?
Yeah.
Oh, Rogue's pasting on you. Rogue's pasting on you.
What the hell?
That shit, hold on, whip your conca, I'm gonna take a picture.
Wait, that wasn't your house?
Wait, Fetus just said that wasn't his house.
Oh, this is the long one.
Holy fuck, this is the long one.
Holy shit.
I'm getting the whole frame.
The whole door frame.
Wait, hold on, come here, I'm just gonna TP to your conca.
Where'd you go?
Oh, I love a beer.
Yeah, shut this for me here, shut this for me.
I want to buy you a beer, here you go.
As you know what, honestly, your methods, uh, uh, uh,
Phoenix is grilling weed, let's go have a beer to weenie, come on.
Um, perfectly.
Talking to me about barbecuing.
Yes sir, this is the lab right here. This is the lab.
Yes sir, here we are. Okay, nobody's around. They hear me.
Okay, okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
Committee crimes? What? We're coming back committee.
Oh yeah, I see the beer bottle at the bench.
I forgot that's a crab.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Stick right called Winnie!
I said we gotta call the cops or Winnie!
Bro, you just snipped on me!
You just snipped on me!
No way.
What?
I think I'm going down!
Y'all!
I'm scared!
And now Brog's going down once!
What?
ROOOOG! ROOOOG! YOU SHUT UP A BITCH!
That wasn't me!
Wait a minute. I see what's happening here.
$2 to buy a beer.
Who said that?
Bro, he literally said you stint Sonam right before it got conned.
No, no, he said Fetus! He said Rogue!
No, he said Rogue! He said Rogue!
Oh, no! Okay.
When he said Rogue stint Sonam, and as soon as he got arrested, and as soon as he got arrested,
Rogue said when he stint Sonam.
It's Fetus and Peanut.
Where could Fetus and Peanut be?
These bastards are so fucking shit.
It literally said he literally said it was you the same time. He literally said that
But it's really literally said it rogue see to me as the cops came to arrest him
No, he said he literally you were there
He literally was yelling rogue said to me rogue said to me and then he got arrested. He is literally wrong
He was
Guys
Guys guys when he was literally running around yelling rogue just did something wrote this incident me and then when he got arrested
That's right. Oh
When he went in when he went in if that's what happened for me
It was fetus. No, that means he's standing up
His point wait
Okay
Witty witty when he did you not say it was wrong before he got caught
Okay guys, I know this might look bad this might look bad guys guys, but I promise it's not me guys check the bod
Guys, all I was doing was saying what Winnie said and Winnie said Winnie hold on
Let me clear this up. Let me clear this up. Let me clear this up. Winnie. Can you stay up for a second?
Winnie Winnie Winnie Winnie Winnie Winnie. No, hold on. Okay. Let's go to the bar to the bar to the bar to the bar
Guys Winnie Winnie Winnie Winnie listen listen listen listen I see confirmation from way
Hold on guys. Hold on. I see confirmation from Winnie
I know he switched his mind, but I see confirmation from Winnie that when he was running around the street
I'm really gonna rest he didn't say wrong did you not know I was running around saying
But wait I will give I don't count anything out
But it could have got cut off cut off and I was next to rogue and I was like I'm going down
Guys guys Winnie
As I know I'm about to get voted out
But I swear to God check the Vaude after when he was literally running around saying wrong
That's why I said wrong swear to God check my mom
You wait listen listen, I'm I know about to get voted out
I know I am but literally I will bet 1,000 gifted subs and he was running around saying wrong
I'll bet a thousand good
Okay, we got hold on that might be it that might be what he said
Let's do 50 subs let's do 50 subs let's do 50 subs 50 subs 50 subs he was running around right there saying rogue said somebody rogues it to me
Actually, okay, that might be what happened. Okay, honestly, okay guys that might be what happened, but I heard him say it was wrong
So, okay, bets off bets off
No, no, no, I was just eating the ones that were on the road.
Ben's off, listen, Ben's off, but guys, I swear I thought I heard him say it was wrong.
That's why I said it was wrong.
Well, someone, someone get arrested.
Okay, Ben's off though, because that sounds like it can happen.
Pistol me!
Ben's off, Ben's off, Ben's off.
You didn't taste the taste, though!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You made it!
You're funny.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
What are you talking about?
Do you see...
Yeah, did you see wrong?
He was pointing for wrongs.
Supervisor?
Nice one.
I'm just saying wrong.
He is.
Wrong was the one from 1000.
You know what a businessman think he was rock saving.
I didn't do a goddamn thing.
I got accused because I was paying that bro.
I saw fetus really really.
I'm just kidding.
Guys hold on.
I'm going to get a clip from my channel.
I'm going to get a clip from my chat because I only did it because when he said it.
Okay.
Guys hold on.
I'm going to get a clip from my channel.
I'm just going to get a quick clip from my chat.
Just give me a second.
We're gonna have a game of the night.
In front of you at the time.
All right, all right, wrong, wrong, wrong.
Come to my stream, okay?
Come to my stream, okay?
Come to my stream.
I got the play.
You got the juice?
You got the juice?
No, but that's some snitching.
Yeah, somebody medicating in my tank, it's certainly...
Oh, shit.
Oh, she's gonna see that on the stage.
Oh, shit.
You can hear me.
Oh, yes.
No!
I'm so scared!
No!
I'm so scared!
No!
I'm so scared!
I'm kind of stupid, but at least I'm right
Rogue rogue
He not just say that though. Do you not just say that?
No, no, no, no, no, he's saying bro. No, I saw me as if he's coming to me like a father figure
Yes, you see you see how I can be confused and I see how you can be confused, but unfortunately I didn't see something else
Unfortunately, thanks to you telling me to go there, we've seen something else if you
not ended this episode.
And what is it?
What did you see?
It might be time to go to jail.
Wait, what happened?
As I made a slight miscalculation.
No, what?
You literally just said that you saw him saying wrong, and he stood to me.
In the context of it, he's saying, bro, he's still talking about it.
I know, but you can understand why I was confused.
You can understand why I was confused.
I get it, I get it.
You can understand why I was confused.
Okay.
I
Okay, okay, let's head over to the day
Guys rogue is just in for me that he can see why I'd be confused and think that when he said it was wrong
He said that I can see my pina is confused. All right
Here we go. Sure that I'm okay. Who are we blaming?
I honestly think it's fucking wrong
It's fucking peanut. I fucking swear. I don't think it's rogue because rogue is the one who got fetus out
Secondly, I don't think that's true. That's true for reasons. I can't say but he did something that I don't
Worse niche to do
secondly
Methods unless this is a very smart play methods was just tried to be arrested
So, unless they're really trying to deceive us, it's unlikely.
Guys, honestly guys, listen, listen, listen, I know, listen, Rogue admitted that I would
be confused about that thing, but if you have to vote me, I understand.
But I will say Rogue did say you understood.
So I say there's no snitch.
I'm just saying, I was going to say Tina, but if Rogue says it was, if Peter
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes or no.
Did you say that I could be confused?
I can see how it could be.
Yes.
Yes.
See, guys, see.
That's why I said Rogue was a snitch, because I thought Witty said he was a snitch and Rogue
himself just watched the clip and he said that he understands how I can be confused.
You go and he said it.
Yes.
I think there's one thing we now need to take into consideration.
Whoever is the snitch is playing a deeper game here.
two fuckers over here be quiet methods and pay that it's not no I mean it is it
is certainly not me I trust Panda methods was just attempted to be arrested
but that could have been to throw us off perhaps no methods is kind of an idiot
I don't know if you do that there is no way to that do that I'm a picture for
Wendy let me see what it says. It's a picture. It's a picture by
kids. Hold on. I got a message. I don't know though. I'm not
going to lie to you. I don't know. Peanut bo bo fucking peanut
right now. There's no okay hold on. I will he said I'm not
certain. Hey you fucking calm down Jeep. So why you call me
well I don't know. I just got almost got arrested. That's
a serious that's a serious fucking get it's just okay.
I did it, guys!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah, you fucking asshole!
I knew it! I knew it!
I threw guys! I threw guys! I threw!
I threw! I threw! I threw!
I was actually convinced.
You almost actually convinced me.
Guys, guys, guys, now that I can see it...
Guys, I actually was correct
correct about the whole when he running around so he was rogthing but in in in order to prove that I had
Rome take a clip for my stream and I forgot that my role is is written right
That one was on me that one was on karma. It's called the meta gamers karma
Guys, but technically rogue is a metagamer. Just think it's a guy's
He's time metagamer guys time metagamer. So I don't even know if you got that one. I'm calling LG
This was LG this was LG. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's you. What was doing one?
All right, we got this time was I'm not gonna fuck up. I'm gonna fuck up this time. We got this time
Yeah
We're all the one map the one one let's go out a crop
Is there wait, there's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Get in boys lock it in oh
Oh
Okay, all right, all right
You fell in so love you every single well well well
Howdy partner
Howdy partner
Heard you were a metagamer
Just like rust except you made me be one
Where'd you are metagaming partner?
How's this garbage in here, what's you up to rogues got milk?
This is a note. This is a plastic head. I just found it
that's very interesting he's got milk in his hand it's mouth it's my he's mouth
yeah why why would you be picking up plastic hands it's it's milk he's
I like stealing shit, and I like money
What are you gonna do about it pussy, what are you gonna do about it bitch?
Doing that bitch doing column column on me column do it. I dare you column on me
Yeah, pussy pussy bitch
For me to be in the thief
Love of the game
When he can I speak with you for a moment
By the way, I want everybody to witness his false arrest for later on
I want everyone to witness his false arrest for later on witness this
Witnesses witnesses false arrest for later on witnesses
witness
as the feed. And everyone witnessed that. And everybody witnessed that. Okay, all right.
I know that doesn't just prove me as the snitch, but it probably helped me a little bit.
What do you mean? Fish, fish and super-fishing for the please.
Can I ask you a few questions? Yeah, this guy looks like a narc though.
This guy does look like a narc. 100%.
Get away from us. Get away from us, you creep.
Get away from us, methods.
Yeah.
Winnie, let me get you some.
I ain't no snitch this time for real. Are you a snitch?
Okay.
I've never snitched a day in my life.
See you again.
My God!
Fine.
I ain't no snitch.
Beating it back
This is wedding. Let me tell you what the decision is. Yeah, I
Don't
No
But I'm gonna find out I'm gonna find out you out the guy this or tell you who I think it is well
Yeah, what who I?
Also go
Also, don't know
It ain't me though it ain't me either it ain't me either
You know, okay, you know the only reason I was asking
It's fucking tweaker
Just let him go by them do a second. I'm doing a second. The only reason I thought it was rogue earlier
Well, I was pressing him about that plastic can it's cuz I actually need plastic cans
And if he was gonna like say he needed them
Yeah, that's suspicious
I see we just get him out because he usually does more harm than good anyways
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get him out of here
That's like it's nice. Let's stitch on his ass
The stench is wrong
We're just guessing with no evidence
We saw we saw him. We saw him stint on someone. We saw him stint real hard on someone guys. We saw Rook snitch
Yeah, we saw him stint
We saw him snitch on someone
Oh, there he is
There's the man of the hour
Well, well, well, well
What the hell is this?
I don't know about what but I got you
what but i got you
that's good
it doesn't feel too good
it doesn't feel too good
you fucking snitch
you fucking snitch
that was good gas
it was good gas
it was good gas
it was good gas
it was winnie's idea
it was pan's idea
pan became to me and winnie
to me and Winnie and he said let's sit on let's let's get roll out of here and
the game to me and Winnie and said that
oh man there's some bullshit
Panic to me and Winnie and he said let's let's get roll out
because they just say oh let's put on roll
hello?
it was Panda why are you talking about me?
okay
you got haters bro Panda was like
it was you
Panda literally
came in here and said let's vote wrong
I remember
Very little very tiny this model fuck
Put you under the ground man under what they call under the bus
Really fuck
It's bad is this that's bad. Okay. That was that was so lucky. Yeah, we technically that's like voting out once
I think yeah
We said it was wrong. I thought it was you.
You didn't want to know it was Winnie that said that.
See, now they can't keep the story straight.
Now you can't keep the story straight.
Oh, Panem told him and he told me.
I did not start that.
I did not start that.
I heard you.
You were yelling out over there.
See?
I actually need Panem's thing.
I'm not even joking.
Yeah, this could be weird.
This guy's got to win.
This guy's got to win right here.
Definitely.
We definitely made that up.
Damn, that dude played in.
We knew Broke wasn't the same.
Everybody vote rogue out. Hello
Yeah, that's not happening again.
It's Winnie the Panda.
Panda, it's Winnie the Pooh.
It's Panda and Tigran.
It's Panda and Tigran.
Guys, honestly, wait, hold on.
Wait, come here, guys.
Panda and Tigran, come here.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Uh, we, oh.
You want to kill me?
What the hell do you mean?
You want to kill me?
Oh, wait.
I got two pictures of you on my phone.
Two pictures of you on my phone.
What's your phone, Pete?
I'll take the pictures.
I have my photos.
Hmm, what for?
For sexual purposes.
Okay, that's right.
I'm Johnny is someone that you don't expect this time. I think it's John no job
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it a flat book it's not John and I would suck a grown man's dick for a bottle of moonshine
I'm a girl man. I'm a girl man. I didn't someone suspicious this time. It's someone random this time guys
I don't know who this was. I don't know who this was.
Light little prank call, made a light little prank call, and then methods came up behind
me and did this.
That's a little odd. I think methods is the same.
Oh no, it's not.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not me or Wendy. It's not me or Wendy.
Not any
It's not not Marinette
It's not not Marianette
It's not work guys die
Dis is why are we doing why are we
Guys, what are we doing? Why do we do it around here? What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing around here? What are we doing?
Where is this?
It's methods it's methods and בס takevo
What the fuck?
I'm not the me, why would it be me?
You just voted me out, I voted where you at.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, don't do that, I'm just putting my feet in my mouth.
I have no idea who it is.
I'm just guessing this one.
You guys are fucking it all.
I'm sorry.
Fuck off, I'm sorry.
I'm just going to ask you why I pulled that up.
Okay.
I walked out of my trailer and you said you were making a phone call.
And then we walked out.
I did not respect your authority.
I just wanted to see all of what is left.
yes you do what do you do it no idea that making a call is you know you might
think that I'm in the prankster and then you saw me on my cell phone and you saw
you caught me on my cell phone and then you came and did this to see if there's
a prankster on the board I didn't even know the prankster was a fucking thing
That's true, but this couldn't be stupid
I'm telling you Johnson says he's acting super weird. He's not talking at all
He's just being people with a bat give it you might be this is I don't know who this is this time. I have no idea
I have no idea
I kind of believe I you know, honestly, wait, wait, give me the bottom for say, the bottom for say, I would, I would absolutely
accuse methods, but he give me, give me this for say, give me this for say, give me this for say at the prankster.
The snitch has done literally nothing yet, right?
Right. It's John. Think about, if you had to pick one person who would be the snitch and nothing would happen, John.
Am I right? Am I right?
Rogan likes that idea. Rogan likes that idea.
Yeah, am I right? Am I right?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, see.
Oh, we only picked another name.
Uh, Mephid.
I just saw someone with a crowbar trying to get into a trailer.
That I did see.
Who was it? Who was it?
It was Fetus.
Fetus and John?
I think we vote John.
Wait, hold on. Fetus there?
Well, no, because the Stitch Kid could be a crime.
So it can't be Fetus.
It can't be fetus. That was gonna say that actually clears fetus. Oh, okay
Dude if I was a cop I do exactly what that guy does cool lines you gotta taste the tazer
100% I'm like I like write them all up before I went out there
100%
John I think that's a good guess. I think I guess I think we do I think we do it
I think about it if there's one person is whole crew and you have nothing would
happen if they're the steps it would be John it would be John 1000% wait a minute
wait a Scott wait a minute hold on hold on hold on what somebody walk over and
say that actually okay all right hold on none of us pulled out our phone
none of us put on our phone yeah but he was listening to us well you could
Just by you could have just it was John John that he ran away remember it's fucking John really never ever John keep
All that meeting I can't you won't let me it won't let me hold on it's almost time
It's over time. I need to do I need to do it some sanity work. You know, it's fine. It's fine. Wait. Don't miss give me hold on
Oh
It's on it's on 100% John boys 100% John also give it to me play in the long game. I won't lie
I know
And all the big jobs guys guys I'm gonna go back to my original theory and say stay right
Guys steak and panda state that's right. They can they
Stake and panic use me at the beginning and then a steak right keeps accusing me over and over again
and Stake and Panda accused me and Wendy,
and look, they were wrong.
They were wrong.
Look, Stake and Wendy accused,
Stake and Panda accused me and Wendy,
and Stake and Panda accused me and Wendy,
and they were wrong.
Are you gonna touch it for a second?
When we found out that Fetus was the thief,
we were all looking at each other.
Nobody pulled out their phone to text the supervisor,
so either the supervisor overheard us.
The only people that weren't there were Panda.
Stake Rat Panda.
100% Stake Rat Panda.
100% Stake Rat Panda.
They're wrong.
They were the only ones out in our circle.
No, I was there with you guys.
Stake Rat Panda.
100%
Let me lay out the evidence.
Stake Rat Panda accused me and Winnie
and they were wrong about Winnie
and when we were talking about
Fetus being the thief, they were the only ones
not there.
Panda and state crap. They're the only one
100%
He would have had to pull out his phone and text this
100%
These guys go to jail
We're gonna get them we're gonna get these guys they're conspiring against
uh and then I'm gonna be too close to back up wait uh wait methods can I come
Can I, wait, Madden, can you show me your house real quick?
There's a chance, right? There's a chance it's not you.
I'm gonna see you on the chair.
Oh, where's your house?
I'm gonna hide this way. Come on.
I need you.
This guy, can you hurry up?
I need him much better.
Please, please, please, please. It's urgent, it's urgent, it's urgent. Come on.
You shit?
I have to sit, I have to sit, I have to sit.
I need you, I need you, I need you.
Why is it working?
Pays it to someone else's bathtub.
Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go.
How you doing, boss? How you doing?
Thank you, thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna take a beer out of this fridge if you don't mind. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm just gonna grab another one. There we go. Thank you.
What are you doing?
Nice quick sippy sippy
It's quick sippy sippy. Oh, hold on. We'll get the call
Hey, John. How you doing?
John I'm right behind you
This is methods listen methods methods methods listen and stay grounded bad out of percent
I'll throw both sticks.
Just to fuck off me, Rose.
Thank you, Santa's 100%.
We don't recognize your authority, pussy.
Fuck you.
Pia and Ginnick are creating this narrative.
Fuck you, punk.
I'm pissing all over your cart, heel millie.
It's Stake Radbanna.
It's Stake Radbanna, 100%.
They've been coercing all of us.
Stake Radbanna.
Stake Radbanna.
All the time.
Think about who made the first accusation methods.
It was me and they didn't, it was me and Wendy.
It literally,
it literally, wait, I just sensed it into my head!
Wait wait wait, guys follow him, follow him, follow him,
follow him, he has to do something.
Oh.
Yeah, follow him, follow him.
Follow him, he has to do something,
he has to do something to get us out of the back,
get him, get him, get him, get him.
So where's he going, where's he going?
I can't run, I'm drunk.
Where's he going?
Yeah.
Where you going?
Where you going, Panda?
Where you coming, kid?
Let me just saw the word stention!
It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you.
100% boys, 100%, 100%.
You're fucked down, buddy.
Yeah, you're fucked down, buddy.
Go ahead and eat that hot dog.
This guy's fast.
These guys are quick little buggies.
I still sent Hypey.
It's my dad's birthday.
I would say he's one.
I
You
Guys it's panda I see not certain about steak right anymore, but I know it's better
we go all right it's a crack I apologize fuck you fuck you my shit it's you
fuck you and you're gonna fuck me up and what do you mean sorry peanut do you
want to keep going there and sorry gimmick I apologize thank you okay it's
it's a great it's a great it is not me you're gonna you're gonna be disappointed
it's a great it's a great hundred percent you well who else is left
Yeah, hold on it could be given give me the long game
That's done me really isn't you know, I really ain't me for real
On God get on Jen
All right, here's something though here's something why usually
Stakes been a lot more talkative this round than usual. That is true. That is true
And he's been harder than usual. Look at that bull. I mean, he's hard. The hardest of the only reason he's out of dangerous
society is that those things are so tight. 100%. Let's vote him out. His boat is too big.
I'm sure. I'll take that. I'll take that. That's a good way to go out. That's a good way to go out. That's a good way to go out.
a good way to go out with it anyway.
Well, who do you think this niche is?
I don't know.
Honestly, it's not true.
Guys, I'm not going to lie to you.
I kind of want to do a Hail Mary and go out and get it.
It's not me.
Hail Mary.
Hail Mary done.
Absolutely no evidence Hail Mary.
George Washington.
What have you been doing this whole time, nothing?
I'm not making my my
I'm not being public about him
Oh, that does not look good for you Misha give me
This is not looking for me I can fight it in him why would I can fight him
I don't know I don't know I don't know
It's steak rat
Is it steak rat?
No no no no no now that peanuts doing this
I didn't say I'm gone.
I didn't say I'm gone.
Guys, okay, wait.
Guys, we can't be playing that game because that's just for the game.
But I didn't say I'm gone.
Snake Rat, I'm going to vote Snake Rat.
Honestly, gimmick, if you play the long game, congratulations you won.
I'm going to do Snake Rat.
It's not me. We go to Snake. We go with our original Snake Rat.
Hail Mary gimmick
No, no, no, it's a great dolly shit. It's gonna help her for a reason pussy. I will say methods is really quiet
But he's usually pretty quiet
I'm just falling asleep
It's a great in state right we vote we vote right now to take red
Fuck you state around we burn it all
You died all the burn now either you're losing the game or you win the game cuz you're the fucking snitch
No, wait, hold on. No, I'm not the same so why aren't you the snitch as I said I'm gone
Why are you laughing but
Let's get this wrapped up
Let's get this wrapped up boys and state rat anything 100% come on boy
Because your kiddies get hard
Yeah, yeah, I've got hard nipples and you're going to jail buddy. You're going to jail, buddy. You're going to jail
gimmick
gimmick the game
Hey, Rob, you know the ins you know the ins Ziggler
Sometimes you just got to stay quiet gentlemen
was with Panda the whole time backing him up well I said as long as he don't play
me I think I'm good that was good
that was just the man and I'm not gonna lie to you I feel like when all of us
were fighting against each other we should have just looked at the court of
room but notice that methods didn't say anything. The only reason I didn't play methods is he's been
the snitch twice he's been the snitch three times. I haven't been the snitch number one. None.
That's kind of crazy. Method's been cooking. Method's keep up the odd snitch on fetus breaking
into a trailer. That is true. Methods did come up and snitch on fetus. Well he wasn't actually
the uh the thief work. Mm hmm. That was just trying to get my moonshine. That was that was the move.
That's why it because methods was in the the trust circle. The original. Sometimes you got the
trust circle. The circle of trust. The circle of trust. The people that weren't in were panda
and stink. Yeah. He stink took a stray. Stink. And fetish. But fetish was doing a crime
actively. Yeah. He was the subject of the trust circle. As you know, we should do we said
you know you know what you could do as a supervisor because the the um
one of the guys uh one of the guys can't sit next to the supervisor so the supervisor
can go stand next to everyone for 10 seconds and then as the as the regular people you can just
grab a crowbar and make everyone commit a crime and if they don't the stitch and if they
I'm getting up.
Night B, have a good one, John.
Have a good one, Bods.
I'm gonna go get,
last game of the last game.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's burger time.
I'm starving, boys.
I'm starving.
It's burger time.
I'm gonna get a nice, tasty burger.
Maybe a couple fries.
Maybe a little bit of Dr. Pepper.
Something delicious, something nice and delicious.
But remember boys, remember there's two marathons this week.
Two count them, two marathons.
Thursday at 10 AM CT, we're doing a 15 hour stream
with Mr. Merck's, Mr. Hotch's and Mr. Cloaksy
Gears of War, the whole new game
on the hardest difficulty all the way through.
And then on Saturday, tomorrow question mark,
Mr. TTV Tiger, is Thursday tomorrow.
You absolute fucking mailbox.
You absolute thorn on Thursday!
Thursday at 10 a.m. CT is the Gears of War Marathon.
Then on Saturday at noon is the Minecraft
is the Minecraft hardcore marathon voice.
That's the plan for this week.
That's the plan for this week, boys.
That's the plan for this week.
But he just got his plug successfully.
His name was TTV, not TTV.
I don't know what TTV stands for.
All right.
Good night, everybody.
I'm going to get a nice Tasty Burger.
You guys have a good night.
You guys have a good night, everybody.
Have a good night now gag.
Have a good night everybody, good night now boys.
Have a good night now.
Good night everybody, have a good night everybody.
Good night now gag, have a good one.
Good night everybody, have a good night boys.
Good night now gag, good night everybody.
Rest up, rest easy now boys.
Know I just woke up.
Save 135 in the morning on Tuesday.
Get your shit in order, get your shit in order
in time to pick up the pieces of your life.
Something's going on.
Good night everybody have a good night now gang. Good night everybody. Have a good night. Good night now boys
Good night everybody good night now good. Good night now everybody rest up rest easy now gang
Have a good night now boys. Good night everybody. Good night
Have a good night everybody. Good night everybody rest up rest easy put that head on that pillow. Good night everybody
Good night sleep tight and do not
Do not
That, the Ben Von Spogat!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Take a bite of her shit!