TimTheTatman
LOOTBOX DROPS - ⚠️FAT⚠️PROBABLY EATING⚠️ANGER ISSUES⚠️WILL YELL AT MY TEAMMATES⚠️
02-19-2026 · 7h 58m
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Let's see how you suffer this shit.
Yeah, here it is.
I was just trying to get him for me.
I was like, I'm gonna have a little bit of water.
No, no, no.
He was just mobility.
Ready for this?
Watch the speed.
Watch the speed.
Ah!
You're not gonna be nine.
There's the cake.
One, two, three, four, nine.
Give me the crown.
Hold on.
Why are you looking at all I need?
Oh my god.
I
BUSCH TIME!
You said it's gonna be done!
Taste the cake!
What the crap?
Give me the crown!
Come on!
Finally!
All I see!
Oh my god!
You are the only thing I can tell myself!
I appreciate you hanging out, Chef.
You guys are welcome here.
I see why you're doing this channel.
Yeah, I do, dude.
Not just tagging you for this.
I was like, I literally have a land award.
No, no, no.
This is mobility.
Watch the speed.
Watch the speed.
You're gonna be done.
There's the case.
You're gonna be crowned.
Give me the crown.
I'll have my seat against all I do
Oh my God
All the walls, you crazy shit, my soul
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You think this is more guilty than that?
You guys lose?
Watch the speed.
Let's go!
You're not gonna be done!
There's the case!
What the fuck?
Give me the crown!
Why are you looking all out of here?
Oh my god!
You're gonna lose.
You're gonna lose.
I
Oh
Yeah. Good morning.
Good evening, bro. Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey guys.
Morning, bro.
Yo.
Hello!
How are you?
Hey guys, good morning. Good evening. Good afternoon.
Thank you guys for being here. Thank you for tuning in already. Hello. Good morning.
I'm in a great mood this morning, guys. Like so hashtag blessed. You know what I'm saying?
I'm just hashtag blessed right now. Hashtag blessed. You know what I'm saying, chat? Wow.
This is electric, dude. You know what I'm saying? Can't wait for Overwatch to absolutely
just ruin it. Yo Vincent, I got 10 gifted on Twitch already in cage, they're 27 on Twitch.
Already guys, thank you man. Thank you. Bro had two breakfasts already. Breakfasts? Breakfasts?
Breakfasts? Breakfasts. I'll have you know I didn't. I had a protein shake and I had my coconut
at yogurt because I'm not eating dairy right now. I want you guys to know chat last night
where we went to dinner. They have pizza and at the restaurant we know the owners that's
not meant to be a flex we're friends with them. Okay. And the owner he knows that I'm
not eating like dairy and stuff right now. And he made a
mango habanero mac and cheese chicken tender pizza. And I
want you guys to know that I mean, it took everything in me to
not eat that, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you want to talk about a pizza that
I would destroy, okay? It is a macaroni and cheese, chicken tender, mango habanero drizzle
pizza. I mean, good Lord man. Oh, so yeah, needless to say, didn't eat that. And instead,
I had a nice grilled chicken salad.
So that was exciting.
So that's not cat.
That's not cat.
But yeah, needless to say, I definitely
wanted to throw that for sure.
For sure.
I got a scale of 1 to 10 will throw.
That was a 10.
You know, but any whoodle.
Why are you guys staring at me, bro?
What?
Stop trying to act.
Stop trying to act like you guys would in front.
A mac and cheese, chicken, tender,
mango, habanero, pizza.
Stop trying to act like it, bro.
You're not better than that.
No, you're not.
Yo, DR, thank you for 53 on YouTube, bro.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate you, brother.
Same, your parlays keep losing.
Yeah, but you need to remember, you're always one parlay away from being back.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's what the important mentality to have is when you're losing bets,
you're just preparing for your win in the future.
And you can't have a max win if you don't gamble.
Mikey, mainly, thank you for your Twitch subs, guys.
I appreciate that, Matt.
Thank you for eight months on Twitch.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, brother.
What time we play today?
Probably pretty soon, probably pretty soon, probably pretty soon, you know what I mean?
Plan today, just so you guys know, plan today, 25 from just checking in to say that's his
name and then the message is Cowboys suck.
That is it.
Thank you, bro.
Really appreciate the kind words, man.
Thank you for the 25 to start my day.
of football, by the way, did I see this morning that the Chicago Bears are about to be the
Indiana Bears? Wow. That's an L. That is such an L. Did you guys see that this morning?
They're saying that the stadium, they're going to build a stadium and they're going to build
it outside of Chicago and it's going to be in Indiana. Tim, that's old news. Yeah, but
it was like confirmed this morning, I think. Like, I think people were kind of speculating
it was going to happen, but like this morning, it looks like it's legitimately going to happen.
I don't know why as someone that I don't know. I feel like I feel like Chicago.
Like I would just revamp that stadium. I feel like you got to keep.
I don't know. Yeah, someone said what about Jersey and the Giants? I guess it is kind of the same
idea, right? The New York Giants play in Jersey. I guess it's the same idea. You know what I mean?
But now here's my question though, they're still going to be called the Chicago Bears
and they're going to be called the Indiana Bears.
Those Indiana Bears does not sound that good.
Yeah, wait, do you think of your prime sub then?
I guess the Cowboys do play in Arlington.
Now that I'm kind of thinking about this, that is true.
That is true.
The Dallas Cowboys play in Arlington and then a lot of their training facilities in Frisco,
do they even do anything in Dallas?
I'm like, oh, my web browser just keeps crashing.
I hate to say it.
I think I'm going to have to put that other computer in, bro.
It just keeps crashing.
Like I have to keep refreshing my browser to see you guys.
Maybe it's just trying to help me out though in the long run because then I don't need
to look at you and then I won't be mad, you know, because a lot of times, here's the problem.
Like here's the problem with what I'm playing Overwatch is like I'm playing Overwatch and
it's like I'm having fun and then I look over and you guys make me mad.
You know what I'm saying?
So maybe it's your fault.
The more I think about this, it's not my fault.
It's your fault.
We have screenshot what Kuzi said.
He gave a parlay.
I might tell it.
I don't know yet.
That's not our fault.
No, it is your fault, bro.
W Roadhog Cosplay.
Thanks, guys.
Captain Degg for 15 on Twitch, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
OK, so listen, listen, listen, plan today.
Plan today, plain and simple.
We are playing some more Overwatch, bro.
All right, man.
I don't exactly know.
I want to make something clear.
I don't know how long we're going to be on this journey.
OK?
I don't know how long this Overwatch 2.0 arc is lasting.
All I know is I keep waking up and I just keep wanting to just play better and do better.
And that's what I want to do.
So to anyone that is mad about that, I do not care I'm going to play what I want to
play.
That make sense?
Okay.
Now, am I done with Marvel?
No.
No, I'm not.
I still think Marvel's a great game too.
Right now, for some reason, you know, I think Overwatch is edging Marvel out of here for
me right now is, I think I might be chasing nostalgia.
And what I mean by that is I am not playing as good as I know I can play.
And it's almost like I'm, I'm doing this battle with myself where maybe it's kind of
like I'm putting the cleats on again.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to swing the baseball bat and I'm not hitting home runs like I used to like
I don't know what's really going on like I I'm almost going to fight with myself right now
like there's no possible way I am not at least diamond like there's no way I am hard stuck platinum
in the big 2026 you know what I'm saying call me Philip Rivers call me what you will you know what
I mean but I'm almost in this battle with myself right now where I need to get back to what I know
I can do you know what I'm saying so that's kind of my plan so 27 from taco Nate is opening cases
why aren't you can you guys please bro no cases today I gotta put my foot down yet okay listen
listen we are what get this off my stream now get this off my stream whips I'm not Philip rivers
bro stop everyone is saying I'm like Philip rivers coming back to how he came back to football
He played with me in Overwatch, bro.
Okay, listen, guys, gambling streams,
I'm doing gambling streams like,
I think Sunday or Saturday.
So all of your gambling needs will be met,
and mine will too, okay?
But like, while I'm here,
I really don't want to do cases right now,
I just want to play Overwatch, I'm sorry.
But we are doing gambling streams very soon,
like in like two or three days.
I don't exactly know what,
I just look for the notification, but it's very soon.
So am I doing that on Twitch?
No, I'm doing that on a different platform, Wink,
one that is green.
You know what I'm saying?
W take, Tim, Overwatch for the win.
True, red, thank you for your $20 super chat bro.
True.
True.
Am I able to have a couple beers again?
So after the whole thing happened,
I didn't drink for a very long time.
And I want to say something.
Some people like say that they cut out alcohol
and it like changes their life for the better.
Like they're like, whoa, like I feel so different.
I feel so much better.
Me personally, I didn't drink for...
Oopsie, oopsie, I made a fucking wucky.
Five or six months.
And I gotta be honest, I didn't feel any different.
I don't know.
I will say, I will say, TC, thanks for the 10 gifted, man.
I really do appreciate that, bro.
Thank you, man.
See, we spoke about this a couple of days ago.
I know Louie, but like not everyone's here every day, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm an alcoholic.
Is that what that means?
Wait, I'm an alcoholic?
I didn't know that.
Yo, Fitz, thank you for the five gifting, man.
I really appreciate that, bro.
Um, no, it was like, I didn't drink for like five months and I just, I didn't feel that
different.
The one thing I did feel, it's like, obviously I never woke up hungover, which that is nice.
I can't lie about that.
My sleep has been very good, very great.
Like I've been sleeping great.
So that's probably part of it.
That is good.
But it's not like, some people say they cut out alcohol
and they feel completely different, you know what I'm saying?
And it's like, I didn't really get that.
I didn't feel that way.
So,
I know some people, like I said,
like it really is, it like,
and maybe it's like, I don't know,
maybe alcohol affects me differently.
Like some people say it's completely life changing.
It wasn't like that for me when I didn't drink for five months.
But I had a point to make.
Where to go?
Come back to me, ADHD.
Come on.
Come on.
Catch it, bro.
Where to go?
Drinking, alcohol.
Oh, I was going to say, but I will say,
people say I look a lot better.
I will say that.
OK, so people say that versus when
that was drinking. And since that, I have drank like twice, I can literally count it
since September. And it's, and when I say drink, I mean, I had four high noons. And
just to be clear, I mean, when it was football Sunday, I could get a bucket of beers and
put them down.
I could be a start at noon and I could probably have,
I mean, ballpark if I'm really slinging it,
I could probably have 10 to 12 beers gone.
They're very easy to drink, especially
during football season.
So it's like, bro, so it's like that was kind of like what
I used to drink, I guess you can say.
But it's like now I'm not drinking like that.
I got four high noons over like four hours.
You know what I'm saying?
basically. So long story short, can I drink? I have a little bit, but it's also like I've
really haven't. So I don't know. I'll call it literally poison. Yeah, I know. I know.
But like you literally, I think can die from anything. Like you can have too much water
and die. You know what I'm saying? So there is some balance there, I feel like, you know,
enjoy your life a little. I mean, I this lady told me I was going to die because I like
burnt toast. Like I like toast that's a little more burnt. And she's like, that's going to kill
you. It's like lady that I didn't even know, by the way. It really stuck with me. I guess she,
this is what I was younger, by the way, I just, it was like, it was in college. And I was making
my toast at the cafeteria. And I put it in an extra little bit longer. And it was burnt in this
lady, this older lady, I don't know who she was. It's like, that's going to kill you. Because that's
That's carcinogen and it causes cancer and I'm like, lady, I just want my toast a little
more burnt.
You know what I mean?
I'm not.
I don't know.
And it's the same kind of thing with me and like steaks.
I love like a good charcoal steak and getting a little extra, little extra burn on it.
I love that flavor personally.
I'm a fan.
So I guess the point I'm trying to make is that can also kill me.
So it's like, I don't know.
I don't know. Some people don't like that. Alexis, by the way, my wife, complete opposite
of me. She doesn't like charcoal flavor at all. I could literally take a steak and put
it directly on charcoals and have it just soak in all of that charcoal flavor with the
and burn it and get a nice little like burn on the outside where it's like medium on the
inside. Oh my God, bro. I love it, bro. I love it.
No, I don't actually do that. I'm saying I probably could though is the point I'm making.
I don't do that directly. I don't directly put it on the charcoal, but I love charcoal
flavor. I guess the point I'm trying to make. So I'm not doing like the like the outdoor
videos where they're putting it directly on, you know, putting it straight on the charcoal.
I'm not doing I have seen that though. Um, but yeah, dude, I mean, let's use it as a hot
hot dog, right? Hot dogs, I burn them to a crisp. Maybe not crisp, but I get such a good
char on my dogs, you know what I mean? Versus if someone's making a hot dog and it's like
and it barely changes, like I barely want to eat it. I like, I like a good, a good crisp.
And like bacon, right? I need my, I want to eat my bacon and have it like turn into ash
in my mouth. That's how much I want. Like when I say extra crispy bacon, like I want,
like you can just, you know what I mean? I don't like flaccid and all bro, at all. I
don't like it at all. So, and so long story short, alcohol, I've had a couple of drinks
sense, but hardly really any at all. So that's, that's my story. So what's wrong with me?
I'm sorry, is your name Quifity and you're asking me what's wrong with me? What's wrong
with you? Your name's fucking Quifity. And you can make your name anything on the internet.
You made your name Quifity. What do you mean? What's wrong with me? I like my bacon a little
more crispy. Your name is based on Quifing. Like what the fuck? What's wrong with me though?
Sorry. Okay. Tim Reed Super. Yo, relax. Reed Supers. What? Oh, 55 Super Chat. You know,
YouTube Chat. Why didn't you tell me? You're, what's up, Timmy? Hope all as well. Also,
watching the big 26s. Are we back? We're back, bro. No, thank you, man. Hey,
tunez, thank you for the $50 Super Chat, man. Yo, I saw that, by the way. That
wasn't my YouTube chat. Thank you again, tunez. I appreciate that, man. I read the
other one, by the way, for the record. See him get away. I missed this one.
Tink, you do an Alari Vod review. Also, let's whip a cobble. Okay. I know on the
Alari Vod review, I just want to play and I'm not going to just go open a cobblestone
case, right? Like, yeah, let's just go open $1,000 case. Sure.
Why not? Thank you for your super chat. Mike 25. Glad to see you're enjoying
the game. Is there anything on the horizon for any of us that don't like
Overwatch? I don't want to, I don't want to play Ark. I'd be down for you at
least the case opening stream. So let me get this straight. The options for you
guys are Overwatch or case openings right now. Okay. Um, short answer, I
don't know. Listen, here's my bottom line. I've done this my entire life. Okay. I go in, I go in waves
with games. It's what I do. And I usually always have like a main hub of a game. Okay. It's like,
right now for me, it's Marvel or Overwatch in my head, like that's my, that's what I just want to
play. Now, I will say this, Marathon is coming out, I think in pretty soon. Marathon's going to be
to be coming out pretty soon.
And I am going to try Marathon, right?
So it's like, there's that aspect to it
where it's like, I want to try it.
Maybe I'll like Marathon, I don't know.
But here's the thing, if I play Marathon
and it doesn't hook me, like I'm going to give it maybe a day
or two, but if it doesn't hook me like Marvel did,
for example, right?
When I first started playing Marvel,
Marvel, I was fully addicted to it.
I loved it.
So I just locked in on it.
Marathon could do that to me, but I don't know for sure,
right?
So it's like, I don't know.
I'm going to try Marathon.
And then, I mean, Deadlock, Deadlock is like over here.
Like Overwatch and Marvel have me right now,
Deadlock's kind of like here.
And then there's like Marathon is like over here
with like a question mark.
But like for example, Arc Raiders,
I don't want to play Arc Raiders anymore personally.
And that's not me like bashing anyone playing Arc Raiders.
Like if you love Arc Raiders, keep playing it.
I just don't, I lost it.
It lost me.
I had me for a little bit and it lost me.
I don't know.
And that's just the way it is, bro.
That's how I, that's how I've always been though.
I just kind of bounce around a little bit.
So marathon isn't going to hook you because it's not a hero
shooter and it's not a BR and that's all you like.
Go tell that to the guy that played CS go for two and a half years, brother.
That's not true.
You guys, I have such a new gen audience.
They don't even know ball.
They literally don't even know me.
I played Counter Strike Go for two and a half years.
So what do you mean it's the only thing I play?
What do you mean, bro?
I literally locked in, I counter strike every day.
I would rip some cases here and there
and I'd be grinding ranked and I'd play,
I was easily globally, back in the day, easily, easily.
By the way, played ESEA, right?
All that, all the, we had the team, I was grinding CS.
So what do you mean?
What do you mean it's all I play, bro?
25 from okay, then so play CS and cases I said cases I did
And listen, you know what I mean, I'm not gonna apologize
For liking what I like. I'm not gonna apologize for enjoying a battle royale. I'm not I'm not gonna apologize for enjoying hero shooters
Now there is I do think extraction shooters are a fun genre
Just lost me a little bit and I can't exactly pinpoint it. I don't know what like lost me on it
What the fuck is going on? What is happening?
It's repetitive I think any game you can literally argue any video game is repetitive any video game
Like you can just argue that for anything
Overwatch you queue in you've used ultimates you win or lose
Elden Ring. You go into the game, you get gear, you fight a boss. Street Fighter. You're loading in,
you're fighting, you're loading in, you're fighting. It's like you can argue any video game is
repetitive. Like every single game, you just go in and it's the same thing, bro. You know what I
mean? So it's Pokemon. You load in and you try to catch Pokemon, right? So it's like to be like
Like, Ark is repetitive.
I don't think that's why it lost me.
I just, for me personally, I will say this about Ark creators.
And some people are probably going to disagree with me on this, but it's just kind of what
I feel.
There is a, it's part of the game and it's the way the game plays, but there is like
a clunkiness to the game that I didn't love personally.
I don't know if anyone agrees with what I'm saying.
There's like this slight, just it's clunky in the sense of it kind of feels like me running.
It feels like kind of just slow and it's like everything, whether you're changing your
bandage to a, you know, it's charger or changing your web.
It's just a little bit clunky, a little bit, which I didn't personally love.
And now that being said, is that the only reason I stopped playing it?
No, I just stopped.
I really stopped playing it because I just stopped waking up wanting to play it.
I don't really know how else to explain it.
I do what I want.
And I woke up this morning, and I was like,
do I want to play Overwatch or Marvel Rivals?
And I had both thumbnails made.
And I was like, I want to keep trying to get,
I really want to get out of Platinum.
That's what I want to do.
So that's what I'm doing.
Now with Marathon, it's going to be different.
There's a little bit of a different aspect to it.
first person POV. I can kind of take either or third person or first person, whether it's our
graders or marathon, um, gunplay. Bungie usually has really nice gunplay. I did the very early alpha
test. I enjoyed it for the little bit that I was playing it. So I mean, we'll see. We'll see how it goes.
Let me short answer, bro. I'm just going to play with the fuck I want. The biggest thing I will
same with marathon. I see so many people hating on marathon already. And I think it's very unwarranted.
It's kind of sound like I got over again. But like truly, there's people just hating on the way
it looks. I think the art style of it's sick. Like I think the art style of marathon looks awesome.
And everyone just types hashtag ad. And this is what I deal with on the internet now. Anything
that is sure men hashtag. Sure. People, there are people that legitimately think I this
entire week I'd be getting paid by Overwatch to play Overwatch. Like they're just like dude
this is an ad bro like bro bro is just and I'm just playing it and they're like bro it's an ad
it's just to be legally clear it's not I wish this was an ad I wish Overwatch was giving me money
for every single one of these streams this week but I'm just playing what I want to play bro
Anywho? Anywho? Short answer, Mike, to the answer to your question. I don't, Marathon
is on the horizon. I'll try that. Here's the reality. Grand Theft Auto is coming out later
this year and I'm playing that. So I don't know even what that's going to look like,
but I'm playing a GTA. 25 from Funky. Soldier Field to Gary, Indiana is 20 miles. AT&T to
Arlington is 21 miles.
The star in Frisco is 24 miles.
The start of AT&T is 37 miles.
As Cowboys Van should exit any stadium relocation conversation.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Think of your 25 funky.
We laid out like that, bro.
30 from Paper.
Yo, Tim, thanks for going live today.
My daughter, Sophia's home with the flu.
We love your streams.
I hope she feels better.
We're all off stream.
Hey, I appreciate that paper back,
or paper bark, sorry, design.
Thank you for the 30 minutes.
Thank you for the kind words, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Bay shot said the tables are hot.
Are they actually?
Did he get something sick?
Or did he get ass?
Thank you for your 30, brother.
And Sophia, I hope you feel better.
25 from Reggie.
How do you play hero shooters and not tilt every match?
I love Overwatch, but ranked makes my blood boil.
Even winning doesn't feel good.
Welcome to Overwatch, man.
You're literally describing Overwatch.
I verbatim the other day, won a game,
and said, I'm mad.
Like, I won a game.
I won, and I was pissed.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
There's something about Overwatch
that really just brings it out in me.
Marvel's there too, but I can't pinpoint it,
but there's something about Overwatch
that makes me more angry,
like more irrationally angry at my teammates.
And I don't maybe, I think I have anger issues genuinely.
But it's like, do I have anger issues
or is it Overwatch's fault?
Because right now I haven't played Overwatch
and I'm not mad.
So, I don't have, I don't have anger issues
because I'm not mad right now, you know?
Same Tread Soldier and I used to only play Torbott
I tried soldier and immediately went to masters too.
I find, thank you, 25.
25 from coach.
Yo, I'm a pro Overwatch coach.
You did Elo hell with.
Oh, you're from Q, yeah, from Qs.
Love to help you climb.
If you want some coaching for similar content,
I might do that for a funny video,
but I can't, I just want to do it offline for a video,
like hiring a coach.
Like hiring a coach to come back to Overwatch
would be so funny.
It would actually be so funny.
And it is funny too, because like obviously,
I used to play the game a ton,
and I can't get my legs under me right now.
Now, I will say this,
can we agree on something here a little bit?
Okay.
I am definitely more of a tank player
and tank is my highest rank right now.
But I'm really just locking in on DPS
because I want to rank up on DPS.
Am I playing with my carry today last?
Guys, I got some news for you boys.
Me and last is coming back to Overwatch, bro.
This is like Jerry Rice and Emmett Smith coming back
to play football.
Like, we're not carrying anyone right now, bro.
Like, last is not carrying me in these games right now.
And I'm not carrying last in these games right now.
We're literally just two old heads playing together,
trying to win platinum.
Like, that's all that's really happening now.
You know what I mean?
$20 super chat.
I hate to just talk.
Just got told my RGR is going to be featured in July edition of the street
magazine in Australia.
Would you like me to send you a copy of a copy signed by some supercar drivers?
I don't exactly know what that means, Armored, but it sounds really cool.
And congratulations, but I don't know what that means.
So 25 from joking today.
The other day, a guy asked me if I wanted to pet his cocker spaniel feeling kind
of weird about it.
Now, I think I should have picked the Spaniel.
So you bet his cock.
Nice.
Yo, Grant, thank you for two months,
Mr. ASP SAP Shift Father.
Thank you for your subs.
Casey53 on YouTube.
Thank you guys.
I appreciate the love, man.
Oh, okay, I'm ready for gameplay.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
And I, and I'll help.
Are we bottom viewing today?
I don't have any plans to spectate right now today.
I will say this.
I spectated the number one Elsa last night
off stream for a video this weekend
because I basically was like,
I don't know if I'm in a stream Marvel,
but I really want to do the spectating number one Elsa.
And I watched the number one Elsa player and chat.
When I say that is the most busted hero in the game,
I'm not exaggerating.
Like, holy shit.
Who is Elsa?
Let it go, let it go.
That is Elsa right there.
Is that Elsa?
Let it go.
Probably the game up, bro, don't talk to me.
Okay, plan today, overwatch.
tomorrow? Overwatch or Marvel? After that, gambling streams, by the way, into next week.
So I won't be on these platforms, I'll be on a different platform that rhymes with dick.
Sam! And 25 from Cam. Well, you're already gambling your elo. Oh, 25 from Cam. You know
know what we can't let go? Cases. I'll do 20. Really quick 20. Not even like barely even
20. I'm not doing any more than 20. Like I'm not. I'm not. You could give me $250 cash
and say do 20 more. I'm kind of hesitating on myself right now. Like when I do 20 more
for $250, like that'd be $40 total.
How do you know if I have enough money on my account
for this shit, bro?
Unbroken?
The key in the case.
Deal with Nateshot?
No, no, no, no.
I got to lock in on Overwatch.
But I'm just taking the guys.
Imagine we're on a road.
We're going to like, imagine we're driving to like,
where are we going to?
Imagine we're going to Dallas Cowboy Stadium, okay?
And we're driving on the highway right now.
And what we're doing right now
is we're stopping at a Bucky's, okay?
If you've ever been to a Bucky's, by the way,
they're awesome, some call them Bucky's.
And right now we're just at a Bucky's really quick
before we get to Dallas Cowboy Stadium, that's all.
And the Bucky's we're at can give me a lot of money.
All right, just quick 20, just quick 20.
First of all, I would not drive to that stadium.
I'd rather suck a dick.
Let me get this straight.
You would rather take some meat in your mouth
than go to AT&T Stadium, because just for the record,
AT&T Stadium is one of the best stadiums I've ever been at.
So what do you mean, no, it's not.
AT&T Stadium is awesome, bro.
Even if you're not a fan, if you're a fan of the other team,
it's a great stadium.
I teased a shot and he said what McGowan McGowan I can't I can't do cases today
I can't just sit here and do cases. I can't I am I am painfully addicted to overwatch right now
And it's honestly, it's not good for my health. I am like
I'm like in an abusive relationship right now with overwatch 25 from Campbell
AT&T Roadshow this year. Can we get some opening cases on the jumbotron?
like I'm sure you can you imagine Jerry Jones just sitting there watching me rip
cases on the jumbotron AT&T that'd be a luxury
gambling is probably more healthy for you than Overwatch you know what's insane
I think you're right like I genuinely in my heart agree with what you're saying
like
Gambling is probably better for me than trying to queue in Overwatch. I'm dead serious. And my doctor would probably say the same thing
These cases fucking suck dude, why did I even do this then?
Overwatch is the ultimate gamble. You're gambling with your sanity
maid's begging? I can't, I cannot. I can't. I'm so, I'm in a, I'm in a mode. I'm in this
mode right now of me being addicted and I can't do it. I can't. No, I can't! Yo, Dante, Dante,
I'm about to fucking ban you again. I am literally, yo, maybe Whips was ahead of the
curb on banning you maybe he wants fuck man oh my god
it was whips like from the few usually whips is behind the curve so I get it
yeah whips is fat whips how much you weigh right now bro
This is a serious question.
Tim!
Bring back the hookah stream much love, bro.
Holy shit.
Yo, you just unlocked a core memory of me.
I literally...
Bro, I forgot that I ripped hookah on my stream from time to time.
Holy shit, bro. I'm a chad.
I forgot about that. I think that was during Counter-Strike.
Yo, I can't believe Alexis let me smoke that shit in the house bro
Did I do that in my stream room?
Yo, I feel like I'm like remembering an alternate timeline legitimately bro. I think I ripped a hookah in my stream room, bro
Let's go dude, that was kind of sick. What if I did that again?
I'm just kidding guys, I can't do that.
I don't think, I don't think A-Fib and Hookah mix as well.
I actually think tobacco, like I have an episode.
You know what, dude, I can't lie.
The drinking has been annoying to stop.
It's been harder for me to not have the occasional cigar.
That's probably the more difficult thing for me,
oddly enough, because I really did enjoy,
if you're having a cigar, if you've been to like,
I like to go into like cigar bars, you know what I'm saying?
Like sitting down, you just have, you have a cigar,
and it usually lasts like an hour, hour and a half
to get a really big one or something like that.
You know what I mean?
And I haven't smoked a cigar literally since it happened.
Sucks.
Yeah, having a cigar while I was golfing,
I love doing that shit.
Smoke weed every day.
I'm pretty sure weed and AFib don't mix either.
I think, basically, if you get diagnosed with AFib
or if you have AFib, I think you're essentially supposed
live as a monk, basically. Um, so, you basically just can't do anything without the chance
of it happening, basically. Well, that's no fun. I know.
Where's Overwatch? Hang on, brother. Can I be honest with you, bro? That's a good...
I don't know what I'm doing, man.
I just randomly state, you know, kids is Campbell's fault.
Campbell gave me 25 and for some reason I was like, yeah, man.
I literally had Overwatch loaded
and I closed it to open cases and get nothing.
I'm not, give me out.
Are you sure your A-flip is not
because of sleep apnea that happened to my mom?
I actually don't know for sure.
I am going to get a sleep study.
I will say this, Alexa said,
anytime I went to bed drunk, all right, whenever I was like drunk and went to bed, I would
snore like a, like a train. And if I don't wasn't drunk, I didn't snore. So like, and,
and the only time that it happened is me waking up with it. So there, I, I, I, I might have
sleep apnea. We've talked about me getting a sleep study. Like, I don't know if sleep apnea is a
hereditary thing. But, like, my mom had it. I don't know. Is it hereditary to have sleep apnea?
Because my mom had it.
So, I have sleep apnea and alcohol does make the muscles in your mouth looser.
Yeah, and it's like the what the a fib thing happened with me waking up
So I mean maybe it is happening. I don't know, but I will say this I haven't had a fib just like
The only time I've had it is when I've woken up I had it twice I had it one time
I didn't even know what it was went back to bed woke up. It was gone didn't know what it was
Probably a bad idea by the way
But I woke up with it and then the second time I woke up with it like I've never I
didn't get a fib like
Just sitting here drinking beer, does that make sense?
Cause I think some people have that happen.
Where it's like, it just happens to them.
Like just doing random things.
So.
But.
I do want to get a sleep study.
And another thing I do, I just, I grind my teeth a lot.
I don't know, bro.
I, my sleep, I will say my sleep has been better
since I've cut alcohol out for sure.
Like I've slept way better and Alexa says I'm not snoring at all anymore.
So.
That is why I have the ordering, by the way, chat.
My suit score has been pretty good, bro.
Nothing like turning 35 and getting all your faulty genetics from your parents.
I know, dude.
I can do that really I hit 35 and I got I got in listen for the record even before any of the heart stopped the a-fib thing
happened with me even before that I was gonna go to a cardiologist relatively soon anyways because my mom God rest her soul
It's actually, I think, been, wow, it's been 20 years to this day, which is kind of insane
that she passed. Wow, that's insane. I didn't realize it was 20 years. So it's been 20 years today
that she passed away, right? So she passed away from a heart attack when she was, and just to be
clear, my mom, very heavy woman, all right, big lady, loved her, big lady, okay, and
and had multiple heart attacks, went to them.
Like literally, when I was growing up,
she went to the hospital so much,
it was almost common for me to see the ambulance.
I don't know if that makes sense.
It's kind of very morbid, if you think about it,
but it's like, she would just get something be wrong.
You're like, oh, she's having a heart attack.
She's got to go to the hospital again.
Like, okay.
And then finally, one of them was so bad
that she didn't make it.
You know what I mean?
That's basically what happened.
But it was like probably six, seven years,
Wow, six, seven of that.
And it was like six, seven years of that.
But she was a heavy drinker through the whole thing.
And at the end of it, like, that's just kind of
what ended up happening with her.
But she died, and I think she was like 46 or 47.
Her dad, my grandpa, he passed away at 50
from a heart attack.
So it's like, genetically, I'm not necessarily
set up for greatness.
You know what I'm saying?
Basically is, I guess, the point I'm making.
So genetically, I'm not set up for the best.
And so I was going to go to a cardiologist anyways.
Me and Alexis were talking about this
even before everything happened like last year.
I'm 35 now.
I should probably get some checkups
just because of my family history.
So since everything happened, I did go to a cardiologist.
wore that heart monitor thing after it happened.
They didn't see anything on the heart monitor for a week.
The cardiologist kind of just chopped it up as like a look,
maybe you just had too many drinks
and had this dehydration imbalance
and that's what puts you into AFib
and just kind of take it easy.
You know, basically it's kind of where we're at.
But like we did a lot of other tests and stuff
just while we were there because my family history is not.
My family history is not pointing in the right direction for that, but for the record, I
actually think AFib can affect anybody.
I don't think it's unhealthy.
I think some of the healthiest people in the world could also have AFib.
It's just a random thing, bro.
It's random, so.
Anywho, well that's enough history lessons with Tim
in talking about his family history guys,
don't you think so?
You know what that I miss?
I was in ad jail.
Nothing brother, we're about to get into
the good part of the stream.
Now let's rock!
Okay, seriously, I'm gonna get more decaf coffee.
Hooray.
My mother-in-law shared a stroke as a result of AFib.
She also had sleep apnea, both contributing to a risk.
Yeah, that is one thing I do want to do, is a sleep study.
I think there's just value in doing a sleep study in general.
When do you get older?
And I guess I'm at that point in my,
like I feel like it's good to do a sleep study
because you don't fully know what's going on
while you're sleeping, you know what I mean?
And it's probably just better to know
and make sure everything's okay, you know what I mean?
And people I will say this people that have sleep apnea whether I do or not
I don't know but people that have sleep apnea. It's like
People say that like having a CPAP machine or something like that like changes your life, you know
That is part of the reason I got this ordering
because it tracks a lot of your sleep stuff and like my sleep score or
Whatever this isn't add kind of sounds like it, but the O-ring like tracks how you're sleeping and like you can click on it and see and like
Average oxygen saturation is mine's like 97% I don't know what a bad version of that is but
It says it's optimal my breathing is regular, but I haven't had this on and gone to bed drunk obviously so
I'm coming back and then I'll probably you know start playing ranked guys that'll be good
He aspects of mogging definition to make someone else look inferior by comparison often involving
better height, jawline, style, or physique.
Thank you.
of my look at that what dude from linebacker to line snacker w coach w mountain do okay
double chin strap has been engaged bro is fat Crosby. I'm done reading doughnuts for
the right. I'm literally done reading doughnuts for the remainder of this. Actually, I got
I'm not going to sit here. I'm not going to sit here. What do you mean little giants got
a remake? I'm not going to sit here and have you guys make fun of me in front of my sponsor.
Okay, Marshawn Launch, bro.
Tom Bakery, Sugar, Snack Scott.
Okay, dude.
Zeke Deli cuts.
Whips, can you moderate the channel?
Pat McFaddy.
Whips, if you don't moderate this channel right now,
Whips, if you don't start timing people out,
it's your salaries getting cut.
You hear me?
Okay, CD lamb chops.
What do you mean drew calories?
That doesn't even make sense.
Lamar Snaksin, Lamar Snaksin, Tim Chubb, CD8TheLamb.
I'm fucking, OK, I'm actually chat.
If you don't apologize, this show is not going on.
Joe Burrito is diabolical, and I will literally find you.
Hi, guys, I'm back.
Let's go back into ranked Overwatch.
I had so much fun yesterday.
I figured, why not continue?
All right, guys, I'm doing a mental check, mental check.
Have not played a single game of Overwatch right now
in a great mood right now, feeling good.
King's Row, oh my lord, oh, oh, it's King's Row.
I got Obama in chief beef on my team.
Yeah, we're winning, let's go, bro.
No, imagine this is actually Obama, by the way, just like, chilling in his off time a little bit, tanking my Overwatch games, you know what I mean?
Yo, whips, is there a streamer mode in this game?
Because I feel like I should be with a streamer mode.
I'm bad at Juno, bro, fuck Juno.
It's under social I bet let me get a yo if you win this I'm a sub yo how about this how
about you just sub right now for the love of the game you know what I'm saying brother
what do you think bro?
Tim if you win this I'll drop a hundred more vipton oh my god I actually gotta lock in hang
Hang on, hang on, hang on, Torb, Torb, hang on.
The ring I'm using guys is called an aura ring, O-U-R-A.
And it just, for the record, you know,
is at the end all, no,
but it helps kinda just track your audience in general.
Let's break into the arms.
I see the fist.
You're not gonna lie,
I completely expected my tank named Obama
to play Doomfist.
Hey there.
You heard from your father a little it's been harder to contact him since you escape the Hashimoto
She bro just say that out loud
I'm sure he's just glad how did how how did bros brain you're gonna have a fly my murder have that go to work out man
Why the fuck did they ban sorry after playing mine?
because they probably were gonna play a rissa and expecting us to ban domino
where did that just come from dude I thought I had a free kill I guess you
know all of a sudden Reinhardt was in there nice
god damn you're dumb enough I was looking at her
I'm gonna solve her too
wow these guys are crazy
I'm gonna lie in the kitchen today
Okay, after the first point my mental is not as good as it was at the start of the day.
I might need to play some team fortress here.
Every time I start repairing my turret, I literally think of the edge here in team fortress.
I'm not even kidding.
back to us a little bit. I don't know if I'm gonna shot ya bro. I'm gonna pick up Ron.
I
Now at this point I almost have my own so I feel like I gotta ride this out like I gotta ride
I just can't get my foot in as soon as they push I have to pull back
Okay, chat, first game, not necessarily going the way I wanted.
We should try to send for the Sombra to get on her, but I feel like that might be a slightly
better pick.
But she always just has enough time to hack her turret before she can shoot at her.
That works for you
Okay, going against 12-1 Sombra first game of the day not necessarily what I was looking for you know what I'm saying boys
Did I ban Sombra? I banned her in my ban. Okay, mental. Let's get a mental check here mental check not happy
First game of the day though
So not as angry as I could be sort of thing like I've got the back of my head legs first game today
Sam I want you to know you need a hundred gifted that would put me at minus a hundred well red
Just to be clear then brother do not do a hundred gifted
Just to be clear have I had my food buff yet no
If this dude goes do it, yeah chat, just to be very clear, never give any streamer money.
If it's gonna come right there, never give any streamer money if it affects you negatively.
You know, got it, perfect guys, good job man.
Does that make sense?
If it's gonna have put you in a tough spot or anything like that never
You said no shit Sherlock you think I wouldn't have to say that right
You would think
Ever give a streamer money. Yep
True
Sure. All right guys, here we go chat more more than offensive team I think
I
See never give a shrieker money do you think of the 10 gifted
You know what dude you want this hey, I know the angle it's a junk rabbit. I can't really aim right now
way faster than there is. Thank you Rambo. I forgot I can play this character and I don't need to aim.
Wooo!
Wooo!
Bob, a jumprag me!
Wooo!
Yeah!
Honestly, I thought Bro was gonna run back there a bit. Bro didn't.
See, you're missing them all. Just let me cook. Let me cook a little. Hang on, guys.
Let me go now.
Oh, this cap.
Let's go.
What about A?
I
Scary
Bro the Genji literally saw me put the trap down and ran into my trap wall
I guess like my aim really good aim really good aim
true bro if you can't aim play junkrat guys that's all you need to do
yo red I missed that I think for some reason
or they have a stopper now
oh do i- do i boosted this?
i see it's the wrong fucking bird
i need to leave the game and rejoin and reset it man
oh no i'll just wait for myself
it's great
back up the stopper
i'm out
i'm out
I knew that man was dead.
I was on my own, so he'd get pretty much a 3.
I should have picked on this tank.
I don't get a hack.
I'm pushing for the shovel.
Tomber's dead.
Tomber's dead.
Tomber's dead.
Damn, the people holding me are fucking out.
I'm just not getting ganked, you say that.
easy easy boys easy
just had to go junkrat boys
hell yeah
okay here me out chat a little back tour here
sorry he's banned so I think I just farm junk
What do you mean I'm bad on Torb?
Your Torb was terrible.
Okay chat, see Rob Big Network, thank you for your subs on Twitch guys, is yo, Jamerous
96 month Twitch sub, what's up bro?
Hope you're good.
Tim, I installed Overwatch because of you again.
I apologize in advance, brother.
I apologize in advance, and I fucking love...
You don't need to double this, do you?
Yes.
You got passion?
This is the new Junkrat angle, was it?
Actually, the other challenge is coffee.
25% increase on my balls, really makes a big difference.
Left block, right block.
I can just burn my ball here, we can win this one, if they're gonna charge us.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Sam, what was that?
OK.
The tire is very...
Oh, it's not easy to kill, but I've done it a while.
Oh, I got him.
Thank you.
All right, so we're gonna be on car duty.
That's what you see as well.
save it mostly for this last point. I get a free kick on the run.
He already used scatter.
There's clients.
You hit me? Oh my god, that's disgusting.
I can't believe A he hit me with the shatter and B he hit me with the fire strikes
I am.
Alright boys, let's see if we can pull this off.
Yo, under my tweet, you ever gonna play Arc Raiders again?
This guy goes no.
He decided on the shit hero game path opposite of everyone else as Tim does.
I hate Overwatch and Marvel watching them I should say. If I were Tim and I'm glad I'm not,
I'd schedule a day or two for a different game like CS, but that's just me.
He said RedSec. He wants me to put in the BR, Battlefield BR.
Sorry bro. Okay, I think we definitely have a beat on this.
It was science.
Yeah, shall I hire that cop?
My screens are turning.
I'm sure there's better people on the floor.
Clearly, he knows how to run my screen better than me.
Watch out for the new window.
It's over.
I'm going to swap in BZK.
I'm going to swap in this one.
I hate the dude.
Nah, we trying to win, bro.
No shame, no shame.
They're playing Sombra.
I got to get all charged.
Loki, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, no more shame.
come on chum grandpa i'll get a kill
i'm gonna
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
dream fire
I
Remember going by again
John Shatter is coming up. I can feel it
I don't know if that was worth it, maybe it might have been, but a lot better if I died originally.
One blow's ahead.
I have blood here, they pushed up before.
Yeah, I'm dead.
I have ult for the next day.
It's okay, we can still save this.
Easy, guys. Easy.
That's what he's called on the server.
Yeah.
I know.
He's got a back to the corner.
I'm talking to the other guy.
Damn.
Dude, this Rymer stuck me over two different times, bro.
That's fucking cool.
I hooked it, I hooked it.
Nice, nice, nice.
Big freeze, big freeze, big freeze.
That's pretty beautiful though.
Just somber, just somber.
I'm gonna go.
No supports.
I'm not the girl. I'm not the girl.
God damn, uh...
GG, Sprint.
GG.
Love you, Tim.
Fuck.
Have a good day, everybody.
Dude, the two things that really killed the...
Two kills the Reinhardt on me at the end of like O.T.'s both times really fucked up.
Fuck.
Alright.
Start off the day with a loss.
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
How do I turn stream remote on, bro?
Where is this bitch?
Social?
option social am I staring on it privacy streamer mode on wait my shit is on
already well then it ain't working banding sabers should be automatic I
I mean, for the record, I tried to ban her.
Yo!
Hey, David!
Hit advance?
Hang on, am I gonna leak something here?
Uh-oh, there we go.
Hide my name.
Complete challenge.
What?
Why is it not giving me streamer mode?
You need to complete a challenge to get it are you fucking kidding me
So I can't have it
Okay
What the fuck? You need 750 wins?
Well, maybe someday I'll be a large enough streamer to get that chat. Maybe
someday boys. Today's not that day. Hey David, I want you to know something bro.
David, I mean this with all sincerity. Wait, does last want to play this? I just
So I became a sub.
You know, this guy, David Watkins, just became a member
and gifted 20 members.
And I want you to know, David, the timing of that
actually made me happier.
So thank you, bro.
Like, I just lost.
And in theory, I'd be a little more mad now,
but you became a member and gave me 20 members
so I'm not as angry.
You know what I'm saying?
So thank you, brother.
I appreciate you, man.
Had to make up for the L. You know, that game didn't feel awful.
It didn't feel terrible.
Oopsie, oopsie, I made a fucking wucky.
A G doing the same thing with the 10 gifted.
Thank you, brother, thank you, man.
Tim, go to challenges, lifetime player title,
and look at your progress on it.
Challenges, lifetime player title.
What do I need again for it?
Tenacious hero, wins 750 games in any mode.
And brother, what?
I'm not going to be able to have streamer mode ever.
Yo, whips, can you message them and just ask them to turn that on for me?
If you don't mind, thank you.
It's insane, bro.
Did that not, does that not roll over from like Overwatch 1?
So that didn't, that sucks.
Like if that rolled over, I'd be able to use it.
Gee, thank you again for the 10 gifted, bro, after the loss, guys.
That makes me feel a bit better.
You guys are like my mental check.
You know what I mean?
When I look over after a loss like that, a tough loss like that, bro.
And I see 20 gifted.
It makes me, it's really helping me.
So thank you.
Five gifted from Scoopy, I believe his name is.
Thank you for the five gifted members as well, brother.
I really do appreciate that, man.
You know, you are the worst streamer of life.
Fuck you.
That's a real chatter.
Wimps, can you give me this guy's logs?
He's been following me since October 26 of 2024.
And just kind of curious what else
he's had to offer in the chat really quick, if you don't mind.
His name is...
It was Green.
Where is he?
Max Burgers.
I just want to see what else bro has going on
You are the worst streamer of life fuck you you're fat
He said you're fat in May
And then he said can you ban me please can you ban me please you're bald and
Then he's came back on the 30th and he said whips. Can you ban me whips? Can you ban me?
and
That's all bro is had to contribute to the chat and he said you're the worst streamer of life and fuck you all right there
It is I think I'm gonna bottom. What do you guys think job? I?
Feel like we need
Some more intelligent minds in this community, and I think he deserves Bob. You know what I'm saying bro
Yeah, VIP him
Let's gift him 20. We got a somber band this time. It's exciting
People are saying I got to play
Oh, I tried her. What's her name? Sojourn. People are saying I got to play her, bro
I played her once when I came back, but I was like, like, hiking ass when they were, where is she?
Where is she?
There she is
I
That click charges my right click right and I'm like the shift is like a movement
And then the ease like a pain we have to anything else
That's literally no fucking shot. This is actually Tim the town man. I just pulled up your stream
Tim swap left click and right click trust
Love you buddy. Thanks, bro
That's like a directional slide too, okay.
Shat, rail gun, maximum energy increased.
Get up, get up.
Left or right?
Enemies hit by the structure.
This is one.
Slow.
Left or right?
We're on the moon.
Slow, I feel like, could be really good.
Right for the slow?
That's my E, right?
You're in a crate.
There you go.
oh no
Okay, I think you might be right with the switches things here hang on left click right click
Where is it?
Hero HUD.
Select hero.
Shhh.
That's gonna take me so long.
I'm like an onk.
It's about to- It's about to- It's about to get real.
I didn't stab, Nish.
I got stuck on the fucking wall!
Goddamn it!
It's about to get- It's about to get real.
Sorry.
I'll go back if you can guys.
I'm almost there.
I'm back.
Oh no, okay.
I'm back.
Yo, these starters are really bad.
I don't know where medkits are.
Why did the movement perk with this?
Oh, critical hits reduce your movement ability. Hold on.
That's pretty cool. Oh, shit.
Oh.
Left to right. Power slide generates 50 energy. Power slide gets jump height.
Left.
If that gives me a charge, that's cool.
I can't lie to you, the thing being on white click has thrown me off.
Uh, general...
Where's the left click? Left click.
Primary fire.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
You know, I think I'm better.
Playing a character you don't know how it works in comp is not as well.
You gotta keep in mind, I'm also one of the best in the game, you know what I'm saying, chef?
Sure, yes, guys.
I thought that I got a guy that was with you check.
I thought that was a freak gelana in there and it was not a freak gelana bro.
I'm kind of eating.
10-3 for my first time ever playing or it all feels terrible.
I should have slid more.
so this doesn't decay it's kind of wild
I don't know if I should have ulted that, I didn't want to cause I thought we were going
to lose.
I will say, for not knowing what I'm doing, I feel like I'm doing okay.
I'm just telling you, this is the second game in a row where I'm at the edge of Shatter
Range and it's- Ah, just tilt a minute, I just tilt a
It literally happened on Chunk last game and it just happened right there too.
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
Sorry, Tim. I let you down.
Fine, bro.
Good luck on your next ones.
I think I'm gonna start gifting myself YouTube members when I lose to make myself feel better
thoughts on that job.
Oh, here we are again back in Platinum.
I guess I am a fucking plot player, bro.
I guess I'm just here.
You know what I mean?
The soldier have a mythic.
That's sick.
That's pretty cool.
Whips you afk fuck every time I think that I want to buy something whips goes afk fuck man
Whatever
Okay, we are officially 0 and 2
Not the start I wanted today, but the start I'm getting
Alas is ready
See me need a smoke break. I think I do bro. Jacob, thank you for the YouTube member. You know what that one YouTube member actually kind of helped a little bit. Thank you, bro.
And Tyler became a member. Thank you, bro. And hero, thank you for six months on Twitch. All the subs, it just kind of resets my mental a little. Thank you, guys.
I did the control swap chat.
Hey, hello. Good morning.
Hey, brother.
I'm pumped. I'm pumped that you're on it. I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna do some rivals and maybe some overwatch day. And I'm like, and then you, I'm like, if Tim gets on, I'll definitely do some overwatch and you got on. Here I am. I'm pumped, baby.
Yeah. So I had a really good mental going into this. My mental is not as good right now. But I'm getting subs, which is helping my mental. It's like fighting back, you know, tree. Thank you for five years.
It's a sunny day with him ever time. Thank you for that team months on YouTube, bro. Or else. Oh
Mon 53 on YouTube. Thank you, bro
I don't know the first two games the first game was it was a close super close game went to OT and like a little
Miniscule thing I might have been able to win it. So that was frustrating and then that last game
It I keep getting hit by the edge of every Rhino so far and I'm I'm already getting pissed about it
Okay, yeah, well, yeah, I think he became a member Darby came a member. Thank you guys. It's working
Let's fuck big. Thank you for your member Tim Johnson 42. It is working. Thank you boys
So everyone's edging me I mean kind of is basically what's happening. We're so drawn out here
There were ways to go
Shade, thank you for the YouTube member, bro. Thank you guys.
I'm a bad guy.
Oh yeah, we won a band. Domina. I'm cool with that. Vendetta, Sombra, Domina.
Whips, remind me after this, I want to buy the Sojourn costume, and I need a thing.
JT 10 gifted net YouTube chats doing God's work right now boys you guys are legends Chloe ref
Thank you for the member John. Thank you for the member this guy JT did 10 gifted members on YouTube. It's working YouTube chat
Good job guys. Fuck you twitch chat. Sorry
I'm sorry, that was mean.
Feelin' diva.
Is this your first game on? Or did you play one?
Nah, I'll do some rivals. I've got to reckon, man. I'm on Monday. I'm feeling myself.
That's good. What character were you playing at rivals?
Uh, I was doing a lot of venom, and then I did some rogue also.
Nice
Oh, thank you for the five gifted members brother. Oh my favorite characters. Thank you, baby. Who is sorry?
rogue
I didn't really get her
Just getting the fluidity down feels great
Shy thing for the YouTube member bro my YouTube just going crazy right now. Thank you guys
I don't see this team.
Are you the real team?
No.
Good job, Les.
Now I'm going to get him off this rail.
Take him off, dude.
I'm going to kill him.
Oh yeah, that's so good.
I'm gonna get one heal.
I'm gonna get one heal, no troll.
That's rough.
Alright.
I'm fighting an Ash with a Pocket Mercy, and I'm already down.
Trust eating incoming. It might be, bro.
Am I getting a pizza?
Oh, I can't be standing here.
That's beautiful.
This actually ain't missing.
I'm always literally not missing.
Okay, okay, okay, it's about to it's about to get real. Oh, yeah, there's
Why am I supposed to get a kill?
When I'm alting with her, like, I don't know about it.
Alts feels cool, but I can't kill anyone.
So far, every time I've alting the Mercy Salton, and she just flies around like a fucking goose.
I'm dead?
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
You
All righty brother
right um well shit good that is back supposed to have 3k healing is my back
supposed to have more dps than my dps and also be 2 in 7 yeah well that's
trying to be tax related but I just I don't think there was a lot of heals
going out. Like when I was sitting on the back of the car and I get shot. It was rough.
It was rough.
Maybe go hog. Maybe just do your own healing. Yeah, do my own healing. I looked left eye
to $20 Super Chat from Shae. Thank you brother. Needed it. Shailor, thank you. Windex B and
I ran it, thank you for your Twitch subs guys.
Like the BAP is only using the window for itself, I feel.
Like, I didn't use one window, cause he keeps like, he just keeps using it for him.
I feel like he should be using it for his team or so, no chat.
Like our Mercy is the only one healing right now.
Oh, I don't know what the path is doing.
Ooh, he's got a kill.
Ooh, that hurt me.
Fuck yeah.
Ooh, damn it, they're coming fast.
Yeah.
This is one. Yes.
Oh.
It's not a shit.
It's really weak.
Let's make here a little
I just only heard these fucking heal in me bro!
I think I can work with this.
He said he's here
We have a back DPS and we have a three and ten echo.
Come on Vivian, get your stuff together.
It's about to get real.
I'm not sure if we're going to be able to win this one, bro.
The scene of the crime.
Is that trying to be a dip? Maybe it's his bath?
Look at your bath.
I know, bro.
He's fucking controlling.
600 damage maybe
I shift up there
And well
I
He's had 600 healings this entire offense bush
This ends now!
If you think my ground is the issue, sure, why not?
This case isn't done yet.
I can't be this much.
It's about to get real.
You have more healing than our path in one round.
Yeah, it's fucking a rock. It's really fucking tough.
Maybe we'll go there.
Don't bad. Can I ask you something, bro?
I can't hear you. You saying something?
I'm just I'm curious how our hog has more healing than you and was around
Come on.
I think it's a valid question.
Is that not a valid question?
I'm just, I feel like it's a valid question, no.
We're winning.
Tim, Tim, Tim.
Brother, you have 4,000 healing in a round and three quarters right now.
What are you talking about?
Stop holding.
Stop holding.
Get a loop on there.
He's already bald unfortunately so...
I am just saying, I don't think Roadhog should have more healing than you in one round. That's the point I'm making.
Roadhog's better healer than Batgum.
Yo, this community is fucking fried. I have a road scum.
Make sure you'll play this game the way I do.
We're in plant, brother.
fried fried how do you leave for a year and a half come back everyone's just
lost their brain they lost their marbles did
yo yo we're winning this time don't I'm literally go straight no I don't mean
no you hear the distance and milkman for what it's worth I'm not mad at you
You're a suspect. All of us. Thanks, Tim.
I've had rough games. It's fine.
Oh, this is a lot of fun.
So why must the panel matter?
I'm also a madder here.
He's looking good.
You're a good shot.
It sucks, dude. He's being a nobody.
It's about to get real.
No one knows the plan.
Oh, Landon is hailing this rake, bro, in this game.
My god, you don't play back the way I play back just window yourself and have
4500 healing in OT
They call him buddy and someone else
I'm sleeping there.
I'm a raspy mercy.
I don't know what they got to say about me.
90 seconds.
They need a retort to our defense.
It's about to get real.
It's about to get real.
This kid really said OWL is calling.
He sure did.
I
I need to go back and see what bro's doing well dude you should do that
I can watch you do that. I need some chicken
we just can't do it I got one person trying to heal right now and the other
guy is playing healers like none other before I got a shot
oh my god you don't want to put that in my mouth
I've got you in my sights.
Mercy is putting in more blood, so I'm just like trying for the best I can.
Come on, take a look at the movie!
There was a flaw in mine. It's about to get real.
I'm getting kills as unnoticed, and I don't need him to get kills. I need him to fucking heal.
I don't need him to get kills. We need him to heal or tank, cat.
Like, if he wants to damage, there is a role called DPS, not support.
It's a base take right there.
I'm going to go soldier so I can heal more.
I might.
I'm literally going to go soldier and I'm going to use the heal.
So I'm not taking that perk for the Stimpac, I'm just gonna use the heal.
Oh, I swear to God, I'm literally gonna use that. I need it.
Why don't you know I said I was gonna mute you and I didn't mute you and now I'm legitimately muting it.
Well you didn't also do nothing right, what the fuck do you mean?
you are playing a support character you're fucking team you're waiting me you're
waiting me and I'm not following this bullshit clip shit all right all I'm
gonna say is you are not helping fucking anyone if you want to damage play
fucking damage you wait oh my god bro he's not serious I have to meet this guy
I have to. I have to. For my own health. I need to. I'm fine for each man.
Oh, yeah, that's not all.
Sleep.
Got to heal my harness.
Oh my god. Thank you.
That's what I'm waiting for, boy.
I have just one shot over there. I can't kill her.
I'm gonna put another heal on Karth here.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I got you, man.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm sleeping.
Oh, soldiers back there.
I need to heal. Heal on Karth.
Heal on Karth.
And there.
Yo, this 10 and 17 guy by the way is probably so happy that I'm so tilted at our fucking
BAP and not him by the way.
Like, he's just like sliding out of the radar.
I want to move but I can't because the BAP is pushing up so I'm cart duty right now.
You just go.
I'll cart duty.
Our babs fucking up there, bro.
He's also not using Perk drone this game.
I think it's just a game at the end of the day guys, right?
We're not letting this Influencer, you know, mood or whatever.
They're two together, I think.
What? Yo, is that your boi?
Oh, it's gonna freak now.
Alright, Beth.
I was about to crash out on him too.
Oh my god! Like, yo, Overwatch, do me a favor.
You're giving me ranked teammates with their brains off.
So if you don't mind,
can you give me ranked teammates that have brains?
If you don't mind.
I know Platinum, it's probably hard to find them down there.
But they don't have brains.
I cannot win with that back. I cannot fucking do it
I'm gonna go look I'm going to look good. That's good. Let me get my chicken. Let me go get my chicken
If you swap up the character you lose the perks, I'm really gonna try to not tell you.
So hey you brother, I'm really gonna try, I want you to know that.
OT you can select perks and he in overtime did not have perks selected as back
I've seen enough I've literally seen enough that's all I that's literally all I needed to see wait. Where is he?
Where is he?
Thank you.
Might as well have been a fucking AFK, I'll put that.
What did I want to buy?
What did I want to buy I don't even know anymore I just got upside down just bad
Can I get a void player for eternity is that an option
Like can I get a
Avoid for fucking ever. Oh pin
Will be
De-prioritized for being matched onto your team until manually remute. No, I want him gone forever, bro
I don't even want to see him in my games. You know what I mean?
I'm hungry. I'm rage-eating
Wips, can you buy the mythic soldier?
Bro, no one plays BAP like me, OWL's call it, like Bro audibly said that to me.
Oh my God.
He had to be rage made to me.
It fucking worked.
It fucking worked.
I
Yes whips
Add a hot yeah
Bro literally said no one's playing bad like me. Yeah, and that's why you're in fucking platinum
Okay, and that's why people are way better than you
All right, thank you, boss. Oh, I want this too. I want the Juno gun
Thanks for real. Thanks for real. Thank you for the fight. I think you didn't even gift
five and it felt like you just gave me five members with that one member. It just kind
of brought me back to reality. So I really do appreciate that very much, bro.
What is the, hey I'm gonna look, what's the thing here?
whoops
I'm just spending money now and I don't know what's making me feel bad just
gonna go shopping really quick while I wait for last
oh man okay whoops
got it
time anonymous gift with five gifted thank you brethren thank you
only through struggle do we survive
I made a punishment. We will find prosperity. on back. I've got one magical step at a time.
I watched, I watched as one, I watched, I'm not exaggerating.
10 seconds of his game plan reported him.
Have you seen?
Oh, it's not here.
Wait, Reaper has Mythics and I bought them?
I'm thinking out loud.
Soldiers got one too?
Hey bro am I fucking high what am I doing like what am I doing bro I'm not
locked right now I could have looked so much cooler while I was losing and
platinum
this is it kind of like Power Rangers type shit
you know watching those first 10 seconds really makes me wonder know why I
wasn't getting healed right how do I get this for this chat can I not hear
It's in the store?
Or is it?
I feel like I should be here now.
Hell yeah!
Now I'm ready to go 0-7 looking sick!
Oh hell yeah bro.
You got the soldier in one?
I did.
Looks dope.
Wait this is wrong.
It's that one.
That one.
I got one.
I got Ash's mythic.
I already got that shit.
Highkey this mythic is ass.
I don't know why I use it.
A gun?
Oh shit, good kind of shell.
Yo, what other mythics do I have
that I'm not using physically?
Shunker playing out?
Anna?
I think I'm using Anna's.
Nope.
I'm ass.
You mercy?
I don't play mercy at all.
And again, I didn't play Sojourn until literally this morning, so.
Mercy I don't play mercy at all again. I didn't play sojourn until literally this morning, so
That's wild
Yeah.
That's my screamer.
I think I'm using Rines.
It's not, alright fuck yeah.
Where is the Torbjorn Mythic?
This is my goat!
Where is it?
Deadlock?
If you could overwatch pretty, Deadlock would come out.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, I'm ready. I look cool now and I'm ready to play the game
I'm not ready. I changed my mind.
Good, man.
I'm trying to get that food off.
Just some pull chick like rotisserie pulled chicken.
Just.
Whatever. Once in a while, I'll just order an entire chicken, bro, like a whole rotisserie
chicken. I'll just eat that bitch. You know what I'm saying?
I do. I do know you're saying
We're just had it peeled and then I have it in the container and that is that's my one
All right, I'm ready. Oh
Go to the restroom
No
I
Damn that's a lot of good maps what the hell
I did Gibraltar. I hope I win the 25% coin flip here.
Shit.
Come here.
Select your hero.
Welcome.
How was your P?
Uh, good.
Good and healthy?
That's good, man.
That's good.
I think so.
Yo, five gifted for Hanzo game.
Make it 20 and I'll lock it in real soon.
Well.
man that's good i think so you know five gifted for a hanzo game make it 20 and i'll lock it in real
so well
okay i was hovering sojourn and this guy just banned sojourn bro you see that shit
no oh yeah i'm done
right bro I want you to know I went to put on streamer mode and it said I can't
yeah real sure I have to win 750 games so put streamer mode on and I've won
200 is that really a thing apparently I'm playing for don't don't give me 20
Yo, what did Kyle say?
Play the game of Hanzo and 20 gift at Kyle.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, Kyle, how good was that sniper I had, bro?
Alabama Moneyline when they were down yesterday at Shadow might be him.
Yo, Fui 500, why is that name from there?
I need it to fit in my seat the tour player. He's got an overwatch
Yeah, I think so. He just subbed to me when I played Torbjörn
That's funny. I think that's him. It is insane that I remember that name
Yeah, here we go, okay, I thank you. I'm officially 3-0 on three
And I don't think you could get any worse. So let's go
I got you, Mr. Flash, quick, Dennis.
Maybe him.
Is Waterguide bending water through the thing out of us? Am I seeing this correctly?
I think so.
I have to handle one.
I know where the mini was, I'm fucking ass at this game now, bro.
I just couldn't find the fucking mini when I was walking back, dude.
Who is spamming this voice line? I'm a warrior, but I'm a girl too. Who is that?
I like that this area runs past last to all people.
Did you guys see that?
Did you guys fucking see that?
I saw it brother.
How many holes do you have to choose?
I used to quite a bit.
Pretty close.
I took a great...
I'll wait for you.
I'll wait for you.
That was a little overkill.
Yeah, but you came all over him. You gave him the front shots, the back shots, the diagonal shots, dude. That was great.
Great play, Tim.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness, a great chance dude.
How did you play the game, one gifted sub?
Yeah, for a random chatter.
No, not for me, I don't have that.
Oh, that.
Yeah, pay out of chatter.
For a random chatter.
I don't have it.
It's on you.
Here we go.
Come on!
Oh, my god.
I thought I had it and I didn't
I tried the Juno really saved there. I tried to like top her through the all in the head and she lived
Just almost banned this guy in the middle of my game. It's one of my subs. He said oh so washed like I was supposed to do anything
I
Said they still have shot out of this day
I said at him not at me
60 seconds
I'm gonna sleep in, thank god.
There he is!
There he is!
Easy.
Easy win.
20% accuracy Torbjorn.
And now, are you ready for the swap? No one sees coming, boys.
Actually...
Show me.
with it out it that's why that's why Genji dude I went back and rewatched that
Lucio play yesterday yeah I just stood there bro accepted it I just gave up I
was done with it bro one 25 from ninja bear hate to appreciate you thanks
Respecting a hydron. He's a cool dude. I'd love to see you guys do all also if I torbs overload his bug that really pauses fire
Yeah, I kind of noticed that
Thank you for your 25 bro. Yeah hydrons ago, and it's so good. It's funny
I didn't know he was and I got matched against him and I spectators is the number one DPS player in the world
I mean, you gotta go sorry for this, right?
Oh, yeah, oh, I ate both of those. My mouth is open.
Son of a...
Yeah.
Damn, it's wordy ornate.
Oh, it's wordy ornate, shawyer.
Damn.
Where the hell did he go?
I
Want some wall run up and I somehow miss the wall how's that even possible? How do you miss the wall run?
That was a really good land throw.
Oh look dude, this bat has 13,000 healing in one round.
I wonder what that's like to play with.
I have to be fun to play with, right guys?
I'm thinking I'm doing a good thing going back to spawn to get healed by my teammates
and I should have just stood in the corner a pair of them.
Nice.
Yeah.
Nice.
I need you to lock it.
Yes.
I am locked.
We got a different character, but maybe you've lost a play, didn't you?
Now you got to see how this is done.
We don't have a healer, right?
I keep somehow I keep somehow finding this fire strike
get in there
yo that my streamer
get it get it that little smoke get in there
nice
look out for the guy here man
gimme man
yo get your boys i'm back i'm back
Nice job, nice job.
I thought he was going to drop a shield on me.
It's okay.
You can't win them all.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
This takes the longest perceived victory.
They got turned in, bro.
You're just 181, honey.
Oh, good.
That's what it felt like to just want to be sure that's what just happened.
of
the
the
Stop, kid.
Come on.
Yeah, the Honda the car is, the OG tech.
I know what to play. I know the answer.
I was running out of his ult to try to kill him, did you tell me you saw that?
Oh, I did not. Why are you just killing me?
She- Dude, the may ulted and ran away from her ultimate ability to chase me down and try to kill me.
Oh, boy.
I'm top. I trapped on top.
I really shouldn't have been afraid of that.
Oh, that angle's actually loaded.
I need a huge one too, but I'm done!
Am I working today?
Are we all in for today?
Yes!
I'm going for the top musty.
Yeah dude.
If we're sinking in a ship, at least I'm sinking with you, bro.
Even if you're the reason it sinks, I will sink with you.
Okay, I'm all informed.
We locked in.
We got this.
I'm trying.
Yeah.
I think.
Oh yeah, that's a lot of defeats.
I
This is the start of the windstreet chat Dorado, yeah
Select your hero
Maybe it's a reaper anyway, you know?
Yeah, I think so, bro.
You're a fragger, man. I believe in you.
It's in the refrigerator.
What do you mean I'm eating again, brother?
It's the first time I've eaten on stream today.
Wait, is Zarya open dude?
I do like me some Zarya.
Other guns look cooler.
The next mythic side-peggy.
Oh, did you see the faces on him though?
That's pretty fucking cool.
That's wild.
That's wild.
I'm gonna have to go past or something I've seen if we need a head scan against that
I'm swapping Tracer's not gonna kill him
Yeah I don't think our cop was very very good
Come on, we should let the game look farther than that!
Oh yeah, we will.
I found the payload! Where's my fish?
There's a big tank over here.
You get it right there?
The healers are down there.
Go on, first week.
I'm down to the... I'm right.
Yeah.
Got the other one, nice.
Nice job, Bat.
I don't know the reload cancel there's a reload cancel with Reaper
I
Can you break that or how does that work?
I don't know jack and other people shit Domino's orders. It's you
Suck it
That's my streamer damn look at you. You're so good
Nice.
I got me a lot of shift out of that.
I got you, bro.
Don't touch my savings.
Watch the table!
Bring them up!
Should we get in the hit?
Bring them back up!
Bring them back up!
Watch the table!
Bring them up!
Watch the table!
Bring them back up!
Bring them back up!
Bring them back up!
Let him stop!
Get a little!
Oh my god, we're set coupling.
Nice, bro.
Winning.
I'm going to try to get out of here.
I
Spara have you shield now? I mean this is something he does have some armor. Looks like
Why is what is that?
It's a bird
Now I get to play my goat.
I'm not playing tracer bro, especially after watching you.
You're doing so well.
Five, four, three, two, one, attack is incoming.
Get back off the pale.
Stop the pale.
And then we go through.
The time call for calling.
Damn, someone's dead.
Someone's dead.
Forbidden, huh?
Goodbye, accuracy.
We're at that point in the game where we blame the heels W.
I just go chomping at it.
I'm going to jump
Yeah, bro, maybe he'll never know
Stop it, Jalole!
Kill the McCoy!
Oh my god, they're dead.
It's a third point seam for five and a half minutes.
Alright.
I am the only person this may seize from.
This man is trying everything in her power to fucking kill me.
I got something for her, fucking bitch.
I tried. You hit her.
There you go, baby.
There's your clip, buddy.
I'm not gonna get away with this.
He's a little innocent.
Fuck my...
Those are the ones who got me.
Fuck my...
Fuck my...
Those are the ones who got me.
She's not. She's so outside.
She's so outside.
There's no shot.
We got a pig, I feel there, there's two fucking Zul'avals of D.va.
Maybe right at D.va.
I got a touch.
I have the Soldier off.
He's one.
Switching sides
You make that
Shadow I supposed to legitimately be able to win with a 10 and 10 DPS
I have a serious question in 5v5 like am I supposed to be able to carry that?
The Major pack of bottles could go around!
Safety first!
Did you get all the enemies?
First and a half.
Stay together! Now I need to take the head!
Major pack of plastic sacks there.
and
powerful results
man I wish someone would bend me over and clap my cheeks
just to be clear that 25 gifted
I appreciate it very much brother and that is AI
that the audio was AI
that was AI
last 25 gifted absolute legend
You're gonna kind of lose this on a 25 turn tinnitus, okay?
I'm going back to our condos. I thought maybe he wasn't gonna play domino and he might as well
I think it's just you, it's just you.
I got to go touch
I'm standing I'm doing what I can I think
I'll take me at the last.
I'll take you to Cikar. You can go.
Street guys talk, right?
Or left or other?
I was going to say, if you don't go for that soldier ammo, I hit the level I'm going to
I'm going for his ass.
I'm done. I don't really trust him in here.
I need to get him. I need to get him.
I don't, yo, I had a chat. Hear me out.
I know, Chokrat is crazy.
I'm kind of wild.
Oh, we had someone leave the game.
Well, the good news is it was just our other DPS, so he wasn't here anyways.
True.
We're basically winning without him anyways, so...
I don't think Sojourn got credit for one kill that round.
I feel like Ryan's pretty good against Domino, right?
Can you just...
Yeah, you can try.
I'm just gonna go junk and just kind of try and hold that choke.
That's my only thought.
Yeah.
Hey, two minutes, 35 seconds.
We might be able to somehow do this.
I
Think we just fight for the choke though no
No boys, we're gonna try and play this joke for it
Do you ever play Diablo 2 10 or not as a like when I was younger as a kid. Yeah
I played a lot of Diablo 3 and he comes out as Farrah for how to fucking cringe.
This is the fucking A by the way, right, that dude?
The stream's not even close enough.
Those were down to DPS, I'm much I'm proud to come down this era.
I
I'm 0-1-5. We've gotten a win today, boys.
Yeah, that one is just not fair, though. Yeah.
So let's, like, recap some of the games we had. Okay.
Bap that only did DPS.
Um, this one, we had a guy...
While he was there, he was 10 and 12.
I've got you in my sights.
other DPS then he left. There was one other thing that happened I can't really remember.
Oh, this is gonna leave me a compensation I suppose. I mean I'm due for a fucking win,
right? It's gotta happen eventually. If you sit at the jack- if you sit at the jack table
long enough eventually you're going to hit. I know there's me. Oh shit.
Oh, I'm supposed to do is getting you out of bro. I'm so
Select your hero.
choose hero bands.
Oh
Okay, we did zero bands and I can take accountability for some of that
It's good yeah
Yo, even though we're losing bro, and I know you probably don't give a shit, but I'm having fun playing with you, man
I'm enjoying my time
with you everything else right now I'm currently not enjoying so I did enjoy
that and it's making me feel better thank you for the 25 years I'll just
airshot the cat no worries well guarded train wine across the purple valley
I said that you sure about this and she said well I can't repeat what she's
I can't I don't want to hit space because he's like teetering me over the edge
I'm like now, bitch.
Come on, Cole.
Oh, catch one.
I baited myself a little bit about.
He said casted one and I pushed like an apple.
He said cast is one and I pushed
I tapped out mid fight
Yo, fight
I'm gonna do so much damage
I'm gonna fucking myself out
I mean, it's kind of nice, but, you know...
Why is this Domina, dude?
She's, like, playing for me, but not with her team.
Dumbass, don't...
She's beating me up and it feels so good.
Let's go get her.
No, she got fucking healing.
the
Nice.
There's...
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, you shit.
Hey, there you are.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, I'm gonna take down the other guy.
I dropped myself.
I don't drop myself.
I'm gonna shoot.
Shoot.
Can you say someone's on swap strange?
Chad, do you not shoot the tree?
I
Got tired baby
Yo, Kat, when I get my ult, next time, pull me up, we're about to get a clip.
Make it fat.
I didn't even peek when she did a hundred damage to me, that's how big of a deal it is.
I thought I was dead, but I'm alive.
There's one!
Stop, relax.
That's a pretty good shot, bro.
After you, after you.
Oh, damn, not to the last.
You're a baby!
Let's go!
Oh, shit, I can't carry you.
Holy fuck!
That was a pretty good game.
Oh
There's no mind what do we need what do you guys whips is barely here 98% of the time and if he is here
He's playing a video game like one. What is it? That's not a great. What is the problem?
Let me speak for whips. What what's going on?
Hello filming for whips, maybe they won't know
I just feel like even if you get one kill with high name it's hard to live it
I'm just inting don't mind me
Sorry monkeys, I'm gonna skip
It's all mine sir. Yeah, I kind of thought that when I turn the stream on today, and now I'm only six
Chat I had the thought like okay, it's a mentality like before I turn my stream on today, and I was like, okay, bro
I'm gonna have a lot of fun playing ranked today
And now I'm all in five and I had a Baptiste that didn't want to heal on my team.
The last game I had a DPS that ended up leaving this game.
I'm not already trying to just say things, but I have a five and eight DPS player with me, right?
And it's just how.
What?
I hate everything.
You know, any 50 give first and this kid just took fucking Craig, bro.
It's over.
Stop.
I
I appreciate that. I don't like this guy.
I'm sorry. He's actually so nice.
He's actually such a fucking cool guy.
He's such my fucking capacity.
I'm sorry.
Communication is key and most people who play Overwatch are depressed and they don't want to talk to anybody.
Oh, that's fair. Actually.
And they're depressed because they're playing Overwatch.
Yes!
That's the loot we live in.
I also agree with what I said earlier that any time comedy is open, it's just fire
Hey, I don't like playing out of character, you know, but yeah, I get it
I mean, I'm fine with it, you know, I know, I know
Woohoo!
I don't know why they're pushing because we already won the point.
I'm learning for sure. I know what I'm playing.
You're getting fried. Yeah, I'm getting fried.
I have high news.
I gotta ban this guy.
That was me bro.
Mid street bin.
Okay.
Okay, they've got the machine in there.
Oh, oh man, yeah, I'll hit him.
Let's give it a try.
Oh, brother.
I don't know what to do.
This guy took my fucking cast, and I was kind of doing well on him.
Okay, now I don't know what to do.
I'm 11 and 11
The ring
I
Got a view for a second so this guy's platinum like
Yeah, she's better got it, okay
God dude, I'm dying my shield gonna play this
This ends now.
Like this.
This ends now.
If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
Protect us, kickgun!
I've got a mute for a second yo chat is this guy fucking cheating am I running into a
a fucking hacker but bro this guy is not missing
like he's not missing
I don't know bro I'm in hell I think it all fell on it down how when I lost my
Cassidy bro he's just better man it's just so sojourn bro she won't miss me
He keeps right-clicking me in the fucking head. He's unreal.
I gotta go back and see, bro. I have to.
I can't, I can't miss it, like...
He literally is not missing me. He's 44 and 7, bro.
I feel lightsighted. Maybe they're there.
Oh, no. They expected him.
This guy's around real, bro. They're the best side of...
I'm not gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Yeah, baby, dude, he's not missing me like the
I'm gonna go for a cheeky tire. He's not missing
I don't know
Well, at least they didn't push
Oh, I didn't want to fall.
God, this is the end.
Zero is one.
I'm supposed to win shit, but I'll be able to hit this fucking turret.
She's just flying forever.
Like, just forever? She can fly?
I
Stalled as long as I could
You first I need to see this shit, bro
And all the downhill when that guy took my cast by the way, and I know he was a nice guy
But he was a nice guy and he stole my fucking Cassidy by the way just okay, so
Like nice guy or not. He took all you throw up my fucking fight, okay?
I started doing better when I got cast again. Um, what? I need to see if this guy's fucking cheating, bro
Is the is he the goat this guy's just a goat
Look at this
0 and 6 today
I'm on I'm on life alert, bro. I
Just don't understand how I'm running into people in platinum
Watch one so
Just look at the defense
I think this guy's terrible.
He's fucking terrible.
Anyone 44 and 7 against him?
Holy fuck.
So, at what point, I think I'm having a Philip Rivers moment right now, bro.
Like, I came back, played some ball, and I think I need to hang it back up.
You know what I mean?
That might maybe that's where I'm that's where I'm at.
You know, I'm I'm I'm back in came back to overwatch had this desire to get back in the game a little bit.
I had a chance at a Super Bowl, you know, on top 500.
And we lost in the first fucking round, man.
You know what I mean? Like I am getting fucking rinsed.
These dudes in platinum are the and are the greatest players of all time.
And on top of that, the Overwatch community is just fucking fried.
Because we're picking Rilotto, whatever the fuck.
Instead of King's Row, the greatest map ever created in Overwatch, bro.
We're just cooked.
What happened?
I'm going back on Marvel, bro.
Marvel, Marvel's better. I've officially decided.
I'm only six in Platinum. I've decided Marvel's better, bro.
I'm in fucking hell. My mental is just fried. I got nothing. I got nothing in my tank right
now bro nothing. Oh boys, none of my soccer bets it. Not looking good. I'm back. Hey,
What's up, welcome back.
Am I, is Domina banned?
Looks like it, yeah, she is cool.
I get Tizaria, dude.
Trust, Jett, trust.
Trust!
Bro, that guy took my Cassidy,
and I couldn't get a kill until he got off Cassidy.
And then I got Cassidy back,
And I got five kills.
I just, I couldn't kill those guys without even the cast.
Yeah, I mean, I feel bad.
Cause like, how did he feel like alive?
What the fuck is that?
How did my Pharah of all people just get pinned?
my man because huge I here we go oh my god I guess I am the game I am the game
I'm over there, I'm over there.
Do you have anybody?
Huge!
That's my streamer, Tim the Catman!
That's all you gotta do to get play of the game, true chat.
Just give it Zarya and just have them grab.
Really, it's crazy these days.
That season zero tack chat, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm gonna check the chat, holy fuck target. Enemy sighted.
Hold on, I'm sorry.
Watch the direction, enemy.
Enemy sighted.
I'll get both support ults after we died, great.
Hooray.
I
We can do this!
We are the...
Oh my god!
I thought you just killed one.
Alright, we got them.
Soldier's flanking.
No, no, he's down below, he's down below.
Lock it, lock it.
It's just you and me.
Alright.
For my truck?
It might be a way better.
You're all dead.
Alright, I just got two tops in my ash.
I don't know what she's doing.
up again.
She's hit, she's hit.
Come on!
Okay.
Damn, no draw. This time, I'm not fascinated.
You, great round, bro. Great fucking round.
Thank you dude. Finally after six games guys, we'll see you win, Chad. Maybe. Who knows?
That's right. Who knows? No one beats me seven times in a row. That's right. This
be eight. Six maybe. Seven fuck no. Yeah, that's Chad. The last three and a half hours
have just been warm-up games guys thoughts on that yeah
all right the United States women's team about to lose to Canada oh my god
we are. Damn. There's Canada onus in hockey? Did we win? In a men's hockey? Or no, women's
hockey is going on right now. Canada's up on in the third period.
Is Tim intentionally deranking?
Yes.
Fuck yeah.
Maybe that's what I say I'm doing, bro.
There was some spot back here with the turret, and I can't exactly remember where I used
to put it.
I feel like it was here-ish.
They're all set up now.
What if you were like right here behind the phone?
I'm just gonna stand up.
I thought it was someone this thing, but I can't remember.
Is it behind this?
They're like here.
Oh.
Sorry, can I?
I
You know, I was literally looking at child when I just got that sorry I killed not a beginning
Yeah, that's like the no fucking look. That's crazy
I want to back up
Nice last nice
Look out I might be one in six after this game
Oh
Sex tupper will kill oh my god, you're so good
Yeah, she's in her spawn, get her!
I
I think that's the one here.
This ends now.
Kill the soldier!
Kill the soldier!
GG guys.
We did it.
Bro, what happened? Okay, no one beats me seven times in a row chat. We are officially one in six.
Blast, we did it.
Fucking confirm, baby.
No way!
Now, look at the skill shot, ready?
Oh my god, there it is dude!
I missed the one shot I could have had bro.
So like, you know, steal the deal.
You know what I mean?
True.
Alright!
Didn't touch gold!
We did it!
Now we shoot back up to Diamond boys!
That's right.
This is the start of a generational run!
Yeah.
For one and six, it's time to go.
We didn't get back out of gold.
Ray oh USA tied it up. No way
You I got him dancing Q. Yeah, sorry Q. I say though. Yeah, I have to play at play my ball the guy plays in yada
Yeah, I have to like $50 half to you. Wow
You bro. Yeah, okay. Thanks. Hey, you only are you ever gonna try deadlock? It depends
Do my teammates make me want to beat the fuck out of them because if so sign me up
Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. As long as there's voice chat, I could crash
out of my teammates and it sounds like a game for me. Deadlock's too hard, man, for me.
I can't get into it.
I tried this sick.
Mr. Giggles, ye better and king.
Thank you for the Twitch subs, guys.
Really appreciate them.
I'm not playing a watch stadium, bro.
I'm playing fivey five until I get top five hundred.
That's a long fucking year, bro.
It's that simple. I'm I'm literally call me Philip Rivers, bro.
I'm getting back.
And this junkrat is sick.
I wish I had this.
Plenty of fuel, plenty of fuel to burn it down.
That is cool.
Oh, that reminds me, I got to put the Reaper guns on.
Yeah, these guys are cool.
That's those.
Right here, check. Those look cool.
You know, one thing where I gotta give credit with Marble is the, uh, the MVP screens.
It's got way more aura.
I can't even...
Like I gotta give credit there where credit is due.
The MVP, like highlight intros and shit
just have so much more aura and parable.
if there was an MVP made for me it's that one right there bro, like
I'm not sure if I'm doing this right.
How are people picking Flashpoint over Lejean Tower?
What is wrong with this community?
We win this.
That's right.
Dude win it!
Alright, no matter what, I cannot swap off the Zinjada.
I'm just getting that out of the way. Oh my god. You're one trick. Holy shit. Okay. Yeah, I have to bro. I got bills to pay man
Oh my god
It's okay when we play with your thing the audio straight we won that's right
You know, I'm projected diamond three right now on my placements for support
That's crazy. That's higher than
Tank isn't it?
Yeah, I think I'm just dog shit at this game. That's kind of what I've come to the conclusion of
I
Didn't see you on that hanzo gameplay. Where's that a one-second now? I think you go something that's more consistent
Cuz like if you have to with hanzo right you're getting a kill we do a time anyway
Is this from the my hero
Is that my hero skin? Oh my god it is!
That's a cool skin. I haven't played Overwatch in so long.
Oh thanks.
Yeah, I love your AI bro.
Hmm?
Not real.
Did you say we're not real?
Is it going on or something?
I have to go around left, I think we're on the right.
I'm not sure if I got that.
Hold on. I'll try to read the thing.
Oh, Reaper just fucking the fuck through. Jesus man.
I didn't like the play.
I'm out mooga mooga going forward again
Yeah
Redeploying I'm not your father. I'm not your father
Could be someone goes chat has Tim won a game yet. That's a product. They didn't say that that is a calm
I guess I don't have it in my sights.
I
Rub some dirt on it. Let's go
Good job, I'm so sorry
It's not important. It's up.
Can't you always end?
Oh
Reapers behind us
Like kill me and
Oh, we all died
I
Did you just walk right on us?
I can't get up the shells on that.
While we're on the Genji.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
I feel like it's kind of obvious.
Hey, one of them asking Tim for an heirloom.
What the fuck is an heirloom, bro?
Is that an Apex thing?
that being his mythic inspection is crazy
that weight is always weight you must like your time to
actually the real time that's all I see what's amazing you were so funny you were so funny you knew that
at a point I know when a wait is a wait your tip I've literally heard it that many times
sounds like a plus
I think I already love it, it's actually a game.
Okay, there.
Uh, it's on the boob.
Good.
Okay, their whole team came up there, got it!
They don't want me up there anymore.
From here!
I've seen tough response.
This man, I'm sober!
I got all people there as well.
I'll go back, I left my bag.
oh my god the sigmo just walking by bro there's a soldier just walking by
it's too this too please
I was gonna say we need to get more kills than that with that all
I'm much quieter than any hair.
Keep your tempo.
They'll regret that.
Over-tied.
Experience strength.
That's right, that's right.
Push up.
That's shit.
Thank you bro, thank you bro.
Just a minute.
Yeah.
Score.
One.
One.
I'm literally just sprinting. Is this boost my movement speed too?
Sprint is increased by 20. The sprint perk is so funny. A lot of times I've been doing the
Stimpak, but I think I like to sprint better. I'm just like zoom it.
You're so fast. You make statue look not fast. I'm literally I have them just chasing me
I'm just running away from the other team while you guys are fighting with the front like Reaper and soldier keep chasing me
Yeah, I'm like that.
That's a duck and that's amazing.
Good shit.
That's how fast I am, Charlie.
Oh my god, bro, let me hop on.
Okay, was there not a shield there
I
Was one second too late
Was a collab I think honest if I'm still standing
I think the soldier is just dirty, bro.
Oh, yeah, that's right, it's not bad, yeah, that's right.
I might die, I might die, what a simple trick.
I think the soldier's gonna freak out now.
Okay, let's go the right side though
I won't have a lot for that, but it's great.
You might be alright.
So I'm just going to go right.
I
Listen chat you can laugh at that all but it got out Mizuki's all I lived and then I played back with the team
It was able to kill the whoever the fuck, you know, don't talk to me
I had a face I am born and I gotta just be playing role
I'm not getting gapped at this hard by this dude, man.
Oh my god!
back it on back it on back it on
wait wait wait wait wait wait
I'm gonna grab I'm gonna grab
oh no let's go
this shit guys
how is this flat
no I need to stop how is this
understand hey man it's a dream playing with you I'm gonna say what I
potentially heard I think there's like a
oh this guy is cracked that dude when I stopped playing this game that was not
a platinum player right there at all no not at all diamond two placement so far
let's go baby two more games like and then what that last point fight was I
that's not platinum to me I've been out of the game this long that that's normal
in platinum right now like what happened to plant lobbies oh my god bro let me
Can you re-queue so I can pick tank again as well?
I was crazy bro.
Yeah, that guy was nuts. I mean, bring it holy moly.
Dude, you need to see it. I mean, you don't have to.
But my KOV at the end of that game was...
How do I see it?
You can just go in the replay and watch or just go on my YouTube and rewind a second.
I was like basically just running in it.
was I was trying to stall I was trying to like stall the point you know and
just keep I was just running around like what like the last minute yeah yeah
Yeah basically from like when I run back.
Alright.
Oh.
Yeah I barely got ulti at that last point.
I had to, I was trying to put some shenanigans out.
I mean we lose if you don't have that.
Yeah.
I
I'll accept in a second hold on I'm trying to watch
Yeah, I'm gonna oh my god, that's O'Drin pick on you was bullshit. Wow. Hey, you saw that we died at the middle pillar. Oh
Man, that's crazy
Okay, the ulti was a little bad, but...
Wow.
Wow.
There you are now.
Okay. Okay. All good. I'm going to read you last. Ready? Yeah. Are you a can again? Hang
Hang on two seconds, I'm just queuing and then I'll be right back.
and I'm here last
I'm back to this yeah it was it was a good play your old to is bad but everything else is phenomenal
all too much bad yes yeah you look at your own fucking some Adderall right there at the end just
USA one USA USA USA
I always knew, I never doubted.
That's right. That's right.
Merica.
I'm being a domino, so we don't.
Yeah, I don't mind playing her now, by the way.
I won't be a stubborn asshole anymore.
Shadow, is it a good goal?
Where's all the Canadians who are just talking shit saying you guys own hockey?
Yo, USA check?
I'll watch it back, I'm sure it's on Twitter.
actually you know what I'm in a soldier that's my go right there dude we shine together
I
Sense needs to be down just one hair right select here
It's about to get it's about to get real
I need to be spamming the right click in my alts
I didn't think he was going to be able to burst me like that
I
Think the long perk too
It's about to get real
It's about to get
I need to understand how to play this game.
Do they revolve in support?
Not this one.
They're firing for the sake.
Ah, what is wrong with my shield?
I thought he was gonna stay in the air and go heal, and he came right down.
I can smile to you, holy fuck, I'm ass.
Maybe it's that cord. My cord might be shit.
This is really quite killin' streamer, okay. Now that I fully know that.
It's a fun game again. Did I get to thrive?
Like he's chasing me in the back?
Yeah, good boy.
I'm gonna go for it.
I should- I- I- I think you should just go cast against this dude.
Yeah, I think you should do it.
I
Just against any of you doubted he was my kill the streamer
Stop standing behind walls brother brother. I have a doom fist solo ulting me in the back
What the fuck are you talking about? Don't hit walls
I
Stop their marathon!
I just need to hit that fucking shot, bro. I just choke.
They still haven't seen my eyes.
After you.
After you.
I just got Frank fucking blowing me up.
Let's get up the cart.
I'll touch the cart.
We're starting.
We didn't push the cart up to that fucking point.
you saw that bro that was your streamer that's my streamer baby oh it's me mario
did I did hero let's go
she's pretty good
uphill battle your damn right your damn right rank system this has been an
uphill battle six losses in a row what are we now three and six I think we're
on a three win street I think we're fucking right now dude yeah we're no
good. You having fun, Tim? Currently? Kind of. Yes.
Yeah, this is a Hollywood angle Hollywood less just to be sure just in case some random
Let's go
Select heroes to ban
This guy wants to play cat otherwise I would have done that
He cut thank you for your 35 on twitch dude appreciate you
Lou they're gonna prime sue they were 16 and trained they were 25 months on
This is another good Hanzo map for me, Chad, do I do?
I think I do, you know?
All I need to do is hit one headshot and it changes the game, bro.
You know?
In the words of Widow, a single death can change everything.
Vengeance is all I have left.
All I need to do is hit the headshot.
Have we won three? We have, right?
Or have we won two?
I
Think
Here's our plans on this map you just gotta get an angle like this then you just let it fly
Try again let it fly
Just gotta hit one headshot on all these shots boys.
Alright, let's try again.
What the fuck just combo'd me?
I'm just used to dying.
I can't just why did I trust my
Wait, don't talk to me.
Why did I trust my cat?
Let's recap what I've experienced so far.
I jumped up on the car, got combo'd and headshot'd by McCree.
First cut. Second cut. Cat brings me up to bumfuckville. I land, almost get Cree, and then get fisted in the ass.
Number three. I get solo ulted from the high-noon above. Nice. This'll be a better push.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm great. I know, bro. Look at it. You went from 0 in 3 to 3, 1 in 3. That's good.
I wasn't going to give you a score.
I
Can't come pick me up
I got two. That's a boy. That's bringing me back. He's an
I
Shit
You like that shit you like that shit
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Cat, pick me up, Cat!
It was weird.
I didn't know it was accent.
But it was cool.
Nice shot, bro.
Yeah, it was weird.
I mean, I might not have done it, I don't know.
But it was cool.
I think.
I just went from 0-3 to 60 to 4.
Let's go!
I'm toward your orange.
My favorite on this point.
That's right.
What are they here?
Signal?
Do I still signal balls?
I don't know why you still think Torb is useful?
Listen, when you play Torb at the skill level that I do, yes I do.
Who do I have to bother to get my hands on your Pylon's blueprints?
I don't know.
Those files were destroyed in the accident.
Oh, that's a shame.
I'll just reverse it to need them.
After playing like I did with Cass that last round,
Torbjörn is a choice.
I need to chat.
If you don't trust in Torbjörn,
Torbjörn won't trust in you.
Remember that.
3, 2, 1, attack a skin face, defend objective A.
Time to show them who's boss.
Oh, myself? Come at me, man.
It allows me.
Believe it or not, this is Pete toward your gameplay shot.
I'm going to make a guide on how to play Thor Gjord.
This is it.
Just gonna spam this angle and everyone's alive, you press E.
Can't be distracted, but things around you need to hold strong.
And then right back here, chat, that's it. See?
I
Just trying to solo me two different times
and they still don't see my turn so they literally know the lorry flew at me after she
and then the phoenix was flying directly at me.
Oh, yeah, that's fair.
Come back, my spot.
Oh, no.
It turned so there last.
You know, no, they were unaware.
I'm gonna find my level 3 turret right now. It's gonna be crazy.
Just found it.
Nice last turn.
There you go.
You look at that chat.
Oh no, that's Sarah. Damn, that's actually a really good pick.
of
of
Yeah, you're in the size of room
The cat, the dwarf, and the madman.
Lovely.
Why doesn't fat ass play tank anymore?
I still play tank.
my turret with an off angle making low level three we're gonna win the game now
now step one
If my off able turret actually stayed up there, I might have been able to do that, normal shit.
I guess you can learn even at this age.
That payload's not going anywhere.
Let's leave it in there. Now it's going to get interesting.
I like that angle. I'm gonna do this angle.
Gonna jump that payload. I'm gonna go on the ground in a minute.
And I'll be your new hero!
I'm gonna try and save my hull for this last fight.
Okay, I'll just die, thanks for watching that one, I'll come back.
Uh, that's just...
Uh, you lie.
Kind of? Not really.
behind you last like you're the mini I thought I could be wrong
Oh
My god
Is it for a roll are we back? Oh my god, we just had to lose six to win four
My turret!
There's my girl right there, dude.
I tried to tell you, Chad. Watch this.
That was a good shot.
You like that one shot?
Yeah, that was a good shot.
Hey boys, like we never left Plat 4.
It's like we never left.
Wow, I don't want to look at the wind street because I don't want to drink so you know, so I'm just gonna keep going
Thanks, like
And that ladies and gentlemen is why I played tour Bjorn specifically specifically on maps that I know my turret
it. We have one for a row. Holy shit. You can't look at it. No, it's like Medusa. You've
been saying it bro. What do you actually confirm it? We didn't know now you actually
physically looked at it. It's like Medusa bro. It's over. It's over now. That's so
So funny.
That is so, that, Tim, you're a witty, bro.
You're witty, that's funny.
Thank you.
A lot of people have said I should do stand-up comedy.
Yeah.
I mean, standing up is bad for us fat people, but yeah.
Oh, yo, let's, uh, let's Ilios.
No, not bad for us, it just hurts.
Are you Ilios?
You're not.
No, I'm Gibraltar, I'm a virility, bro.
You're like Gibraltar more than Ilios?
Fuck yeah, man. Oh, your vote made the difference. That's fucking right, baby. All right. Well, you're lucky this is a good tour map
Literally and Tim the tour man now, that's my fucking identity
Right baby
the
I think it's time to
I think we haven't done this today. I think it's time
This is one of my maps that I can do it
I want to go five in a row man
What are you trying to say?
I can't hear you bro
Well, that's right! It was me!
Watch me get louder!
The fuck, whips?
Now that hater was crazy!
See!
That hinder was crazy.
It's just, you look like a fucking...
...but we are not fucking.
I can't help you if you don't do that.
There's a baby diva and fucking echo.
Oh, hey, my ulti, I'm sorry, I threw...
Oh, you...
Fuck, man.
Oh, these are supposed to be our ulti?
No, that's their moira.
Okay, good, good. I was like, wait, why would they hold that?
They could have even bombed me.
I sure have this stuff.
Oh shit.
Steven like a fucking fan or some shit, like get off my dick, bro.
Oh, he's in the back.
I
I shouldn't have went the silver bullet, bro.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I put a different tanky thing.
I think that was fine.
I went, when I swapped cast it went way better and then uh, and it didn't, you know.
Yeah.
The diva is literally a fan, bro, like, and I know exactly how to beat him, Torgor.
What did Matt just trade up in M9?
What is that?
That's an emerald?
Bro, what is that worth?
Dude, it's like trade-ups are the only way to get good knives now, huh? That's like a king so the rubies work more technically
That is clean though
Like how we say it's worth like 10k like we never sell our counter strikes kids
Oh
Oh
Where are we out on that Lambo I don't know I'll get eventually
What I really want to do is make sure I get the one that I want like that I can fit it
You know, yeah, I don't fit well in things
Yeah, I'll test it too. You know, it'd be hard for me to fit it
I'll be good
on me
I have like an orb or something that he puts on me.
They are down there allowed to think glass.
is not real life, bro, fuck, this dude is not real.
Thank you for the nano boost, Diana.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
If you want me to play a different tag like I said, just shout out, I don't even get
to value that.
Now it's going to get interesting
I can't help you over there
I did
Something going for me there
I'm saying is last looked at Medusa right and we lost the game okay. I think there's a real truth
Not how every Genji blade won, I think, too, on our team.
Welp.
Oh.
You know what, I'll take it, dude, I'll take the blame.
Fuck it.
And you put me on Gibraltar.
Yeah, I liked Gibraltar.
I was fucking.
All right?
I mean that in the most, I don't know, the house fucking.
Select your hero.
Wait, didn't you pick Widow, bro?
No.
Oh, OK, not bad then.
You good?
It's all good, bro.
Just don't blame your teammate so much.
It's not a good look.
I
His Tim's rank changed all since placements not on DPS
Like platinum now is literal hell
You know GG I was the other team's venture I didn't stream stuff
I swear I know that you're saying that but I still kind of want to ban you which is that a gifted sub
But you just beat me so I'm not obviously I'm not gonna say hey great game
You know that was fucking awesome. I loved getting dove by you and your D to the entire game boy
Howdy was that fun like you know
GG I was the other teams take all right this guy's gotta go off that side this guy because this guy actually pissed me off more
So I banned him
You should be humble, bro, and you can fucking join them.
There you go.
Beast Boy, have fun.
You're also banned.
Go, go, go hang out with them, then.
You should be humble.
Fucking bitch.
I love that.
I love that.
I don't know if it's for the gameplay or for you banning a hundred people.
Unfollowed.
Good.
Banning you too.
Don't need you here anymore.
Bye.
Do you want me to ban them in solidarity if they try to seek refuge?
Yes.
Alright, I got you bro.
Where are you?
It is colony.
I love an advanced one.
Oh hell yeah.
Alright we got this is a good team.
This is a good team.
We got a good squad right here.
I got a soldier, so care.
I got one plus two.
Yeah, fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Who the fuck is our team?
I have four people on me.
I'll take his movie
Fuck
I have four people on me
More so fighting on the right
Anonymous they give it a 10-gifted subs whoever you are out there you legend. I'm in a better mood
Why don't we just fucking go left? I don't know
Well, I tried to flank right and then I died and then they kept flagging red
I know so easy
That drives me nuts, I'm mad right now
I'm afraid to go this way cuz I won't go the other way
I just can't kill anything, I don't know.
Exactly what I expected
Damn I got ulti
I can't sleep a cat
I don't know if I saw that, that was a little rough.
It was really just the off angle I found.
That was good.
Fat Zura.
You're smart.
You know what he holds by the cat, right?
Bye bro.
Give me a shake.
Oh.
I wasn't gonna say mean thing, you know.
We're off to...
On a sale of a pro at...
Well I did.
They made it so you didn't twirl past his gun like I'm playing fucking CS.
Do I try it? Do I do? Do I go old school?
I'm gonna stay so you don't get overwatched by the rest of the players.
I like the idea.
When's it gonna kill me?
Yeah.
I
Got
She didn't look at Medusa we once you know
True
My back dude
Oh my god, there it was.
That was a guy.
That was that view.
That's what I just, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, right click there.
Oh, got a good shot out of there.
Like that shot.
How is it only giving me 27% there?
I got 37%.
What is this bar?
I barely got anything.
What did I get shot?
Did I get 37?
37 is that what that was? Why do I get more than you? How is this good?
Yeah, 37 fuck yeah, are you am I lower rank than you or higher higher bro I'm flat whatever I am I'm in hell
I'm platform
I'm going to go to good stuff.
I feel better.
Yeah, I'll join you, man.
I'd never let you go down in the lawn.
Look at this.
I bet we win.
Watch.
Shit.
No, it's 35.
Going through a lot of shit lately.
Exit has been horrible over all season.
It's motivated me to jump back in after eight years to get my mind off things.
Can't wait to chill and chat and grind some rank down.
I'm feeling right now.
I'm feeling optimistic.
Hey brother, enjoy that feeling of optimism, because it's gonna be met with absolute frustration.
No, I- I- I- Thank you for your 35!
I'm glad...
that...
you're doing a little better.
And you know what, dude? Who knows? Maybe you'll get back and overwatch and fucking...
It'll be the greatest thing... for you.
I'll probably run into you.
I mean, I'm in fucking platinum.
Haha!
Oh, I'm in hell.
I think that's just gonna keep mocking Cas here, I know.
But you have to put the girl looks like a bird in the bottom left doesn't she kind of looks like Symphony
It's about to it's about to get real
Oh, I don't know about you, I don't think you're a good player.
This is one. Yeah.
I'm literally going to kill us.
I got you nice.
I went from yesterday. That's super shit on us.
Well now, thank you for the five gift, bro. I appreciate you, man.
Thank you, brother.
What'd you say?
There's a person that they named Osuna yesterday, that shit on us.
Same name.
Oh.
And you remembered him?
Damn bro, you're so respectful.
I don't fucking remember anyone, because I don't know who they are.
That's right.
How are we going?
Cease one.
I
Didn't see
Whips can you ask overwatch if I can and stream cypress
They fuck with that it's like I'm fucking in
It's just fucking bad
I
Shit you was still pulled. I didn't even know that
Like or maybe can you ask them can I get a button where I just never have to see anyone ever again I
I would like that if I because Marvel does that shit and it's fucking great
You know what I mean where it's like I'm not being him. I just never have to fucking see these guys again
You know what I mean?
Marvel does do that. It's sick
Avoiding no no no not not avoiding cuz then they can still stream side to get my fucking game
I'm saying of never they came to be queueing to me even if they try to stream side me. It's fucking awesome
You know
3, 2, 1.
Pro's gonna get a lobby by himself if he gets that button.
Yeah, there's some tru- there's some tru-
Yeah, bro, I care a lot.
They're topside.
I just keep it up at 70 HP.
Hang out.
Bring it on, he's gonna run to the middle.
Yeah, that's not bad, it's a really awkward fight.
I
Did you know you can pull in your old now by the way
Like you can stop
in like fall yeah
yeah I didn't know about that
ah come on
fuck that
mouse, mouse battle
where was that
yeah bro
I
Feed off your positive energy. Oh, I have none of that so I don't really know what you're cheating
Positive energy sucks. I'm insane
Kick the dog.
Our bastard just went in, bro.
I don't know what bro was doing.
Ello.
He just collapsed.
Is this thing Pierce?
Get on the fucking
bottom. I don't know. Well, like
the the bashing you're staggering
the whole time. Oh, man. The
bashing's staggered and there
was just four of us. Yeah.
I didn't know that thing here.
That's.
Oh my god, that got me a little hot.
And so I just went into his all
Are we six and seven on the death and wait we're actually six and seven oh you shit
six
I don't think we are though. Oh, what are we oh, don't go look you can't look
I just promoted to diamond bro. I'm a diamond gamer
Hold on history was a game reports no replays. Okay, when did we start? Oh
Okay, one two three four five
So, we as a team have lost five.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
And we have won six.
We are five lost.
We are six wins and five losses on the day.
Together, together.
Six wins, five losses.
Six, seven!
Yeah, that's huge.
Huge yeah, I think I'm starting like overwatch again, and that's that's cool
Hey, tell him he can kill when he gets back.
I got a potty.
So is my dog.
Hello?
What why is your name beef toad? Oh a streamer mode on now six seven
It's not over
That's a wild name six seven. It's a stop
Six seven
Yeah, my oh
My streamer modes on guys
Let's go. I played my 700 games, and I finally made it as a streamer
Pog
Was that social I am now officially known here by that's beef toad
Do I have to all hell beef toad all hell beef toad
Hey, do you want to know where to score on the day?
Yeah, what is it?
Six wins five losses. That's not possible. Well, that's you and that means I'm six
Yeah, that means I'm six seven
No
Thank you whips
It's like a great pizza.
Oh, maybe I wanted like fajitas for dinner chat, but like no
tortilla, just like basically chicken and onion and pepper.
Yo, Chad, what is this?
Fajitas are like 1500 calories.
Like there's no way that's just for the meat and the vegetables,
right?
That's like all the sides and everything, you know, like no way.
Oh, the tortilla and all that shit.
Peppers and meat 1500 calories doesn't make any sense. I guess it's just the cheese sour
cream tortillas like is that the thousand all the fixings the guac and stuff to in the
protein for sure. If my name is no longer beef toad I'm Lucy oh oh Lucy ho. Are you saying
One at a time,
a streamer playing Widow.
Every time he played Widow,
he opened up the game with a pinch and they called him
The Opener.
Not even a question in my mind on whether or not I'm swapping against that doom
I have to
have your son said
after you
after you
after you
after you
Yeah
What do you mean you're sorry I literally have stream remote on go wait with him
I got the Rockberg, I'm balding.
So what do I get? What is the other perk? Regenerate 30 health?
First, first second for each enemy targeted? Okay, that's actually kind of a sick alt though.
I think my brain is processing everything a lot slower these days, you know?
I had to load what you were saying in my head
Yeah, good shit.
It's high noon winning alt there.
Yeah, absolutely.
Switching sides.
It's high noon.
Yeah, we're fucking killing it.
Chad, do you know what time it is?
I'm literally a fucking Torbjorn like no I'm pulling the button one trick I get yelled at for saying that was 10 so it's
ninja now yeah no I get it yeah yeah yeah I believe ninja just went for your
in my
You're trying to say
Hey, that's not ninja. Oh my god
I really appreciate that man. It really just honestly made my day like ten times better. I'm not even kidding
Yo, someone get them 11 some someone
Listen chat, I'm gonna show you guys my tour is so good. See it's important to repair your turn
Holy shit.
I got a bubble here getting healed up real fast.
I gotta go on that.
That widow here and stuff.
I'm gonna kill her.
Good day! Good day!
Good day!
How did this guy get up?
I'll get that. I'll get that.
I like how it has 10k viewers and plays the most NPC champion there is.
All I have you know is very difficult to play Torbjorn.
You need positioning, skill, and accuracy.
Not just aim.
That's right.
Calm, Tim.
I
Win your one
No check that I did I should not even single fucking shot on that guy
That's not a bad pass.
Let's change my mind in the middle of my swap.
Sneeze brought me down to reality.
To that, I overloaded!
High-ultimate break!
Okay, I mean, thank you.
is coming on me. Here he's coming. Oh. Leave me behind you. Okay. I've got you in my sights.
Where is this fucking guy coming from?
How do I not hear that?
What is this silent TPing?
Chat, you did not hear that.
Shut up.
No, you didn't.
Not.
Nice.
The Maga ran past me to kill my turret, broke his personal beef with my turret.
Actually, it doesn't know about this spot.
You don't know about my Torb Tech shot, you know what I'm saying?
I love that, dude.
because it's already hits more shots than you
moderate the shot
that's my point if you get
I got all I am one part
I'm trying to bait him do I
I need to lie down here
okay
no worries
Happy so I keep using it
Just work the gamble
I won't be one anyone that comes up here with my E
I can, I can help.
Bro, this guy is not shit!
No.
Dude, he will not leave me alone!
half HP
and you can sell it to me
Nice! You're better!
Oh my god we got it
We're getting back, we're getting back, we're getting back
Oh my god
The carry's almost here
Thank you bro
Get here, get here
I'm here, where are they?
Uh
They're up there
Nice
Great game.
Great game.
Just a game you two guys.
All me.
Hey, you two, man.
You do.
GG Ninja.
Why are you in my house?
What are you doing here?
Here.
Oh, you went.
Did you have a fun?
Oh, yeah.
I love that.
Oh, yeah.
I love that.
Oh yeah, fuck that.
What?
Oh shit, dude, we're fucking wrecking.
Select your hero.
Hero bands.
I
Back hello
King's Row. This is one of my favorite torn your maps. Oh, yeah, who came over dude Kyle
Kyle I'm lucky my cow. Oh
Thank like he's a streamer. He lives with he lives with Denny now. He moved in with Dennis. Oh
Kyle yeah, no, I'm you can't go down here. Yeah
Yeah, so he's been, uh, he's like living with Denny now, he's like in the area now, too.
That's amazing, Tom.
Fucking jealous, honestly.
Yes, he just popped the roof for a second.
Said he was golfing.
Yeah, Dennis has a boyfriend, Chad. Do you guys know that?
I am not moving back to Syracuse. No offense to Syracuse. We love all the family and friends
that are still there. But that weather bro, it is 65 down here today and I guarantee, show
me the weather in Syracuse. Yeah, 39 in cloudy. And it's probably gonna snow next week. That's
Oh, shit, another monster.
Oh, yes, he does.
I mean, Kara's kind of a loose charm, but he's good at this one, huh?
He's trying to get up to it. I'm gonna repair it.
I
Sometimes I feel like my gun is reloading and I didn't reload it what is happening?
Oh
No when she disappears that's like an attack and shit
Actually, maybe or she was, I don't know for sure.
These guys are so moldy and beaty.
Reloads in a few seconds after you hammered?
Is that new? Yeah, so I have to reload now.
Oh my god, it's all right
Show my turret!
Show my turret!
So, remember why this angle is so cheeky?
Because I can like play here and heal it.
I can body block it.
Tim the Torb man is coming out and pull attack that over.
I love that guy.
After we burn, I'm gonna play him on offense.
I have my all here.
Wait, are we taking it?
Okay.
Almost there, almost there.
Push out, push out, push out.
Turn it out.
Turn it out.
That's it.
Up three birds.
Come on, come on.
Oh my god.
Did you hammer her?
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not doing anything.
You did what?
Huh?
I ended up behind her.
Okay.
And now, chat, now I'm going to hit him with the God spot.
They don't know about this one boys. They don't know about this one
Determined for the last fight boys
Why is this right dude Reaper there's something about Reaper just teleporting in my face
Is that crazy 10 years later in the steel a C9
It is bro, it'll forever be
There for every a c9. I think the funny part is when I was playing marble people didn't know what c9 was from
Like you know, just still say I'm like I'm literally playing torment off. That's I'm not even kidding. Yeah, watch this shit
That's okay. I
Don't think you're a bitch
So that's good my turret
If you think about it tourbillon is a better Hanzo
You know, because he can basically almost one tap someone and shoot more bullets
I don't know if I grew that
tools in hand
I'll let the D&D speak.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, thank you for the rest. I like that. Oh, I don't want you to take your rest.
Oh, I just won't take it.
This way.
You behind me, guys? You behind me?
I'm on my mind.
Yeah.
All me.
Great push, team. All me.
When the bull without the window picked, there.
That's why they call me the opener shut how they're feeding I was I was there hold him at their spawn
Oh my god
Nice.
It's off in a prime play.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
I was clean.
I was clean.
Have it.
Thank you.
To answer your question,
I don't know how long I'm going for.
Probably about another hour or so,
if I had to guess, ballpark.
Okay.
I just, it has been fun, fuck.
And I'm sure I just been having fun bro. So thank you. Yeah, man. Oh, no problem. Less less formal. This has been five. Good shit. I
Like slap and overwatch dick with you. All right. Yeah, my dick against your dick
in-game chat in game please lock in oh in game that also
I'm officially beef toad again chat it is I beef toad all hail hail
I haven't done bands. It's just kind of like Marvel to me.
Tim, about 20K that you're winning. Let's go.
Actually, you could actually bet on this shit. That'd be crazy.
I would definitely lie by my under.
My name's Martin. Martin.
you gotta play hog here it's bro I gotta play hog I'm the butcher oh everything
of my body's telling me to play Genji right now but then my Elo's telling me
no yeah fuck you know what I was
Why is everyone typing GG and 07 elo?
My 20k is gone.
No it is not.
Alright chat.
I make this basket.
Out of gifted.
Oh no.
5 4
Okay, we're good. How to gift him. What the fuck how to make the one that I didn't
Yes, I'm just shifting when I pick energy you guys are about to get quick
I'm literally winning this game
I got the mercy, but then I also got myself off you didn't what I bought it
Bro is not!
Mid-Wall Run!
Did he press?
Uh, probably.
I missed it.
I was going to split an issue. I'm sorry.
This is a niche shop I'm going to go to.
How much more do I owe me objective?
Bro, I'm not finished.
That's what we're doing here.
Oh fuck this ball at anyone that plays it you're literally the worst person in society
I have no idea what's going on.
Someone needs to fill this out.
Let the Kitsune guide you!
Hey, when the place balled, your mom's a hoe!
I was trying to sit on the window but the other spyro's coming up.
That's how you do the good window map.
This is the good window map.
Might be time to retire, Tim.
Might be...
Fuck you Nathaniel.
with that name that I like bro ever in my life and you just secured that
I think anyone's ever introduced themselves as Nathaniel to me by the way
Don't be afraid to ask for help up there
Someone else with a name Nathaniel in the chat goes I hate that guy
I don't know why any of these
OW all teams are looking at top 500 for the number one widow. His name's BBW and he's in fucking class, so
Hey, I guess I sucked to a shield. I'm sorry
I got in the main line of some
Nice pan.
I'm back.
Yeah, where are we now?
There's one.
I'm really feeling it.
Where's he going?
You're in the sky.
How many shots was that?
We have the point, so...
That's good.
I stand in.
Fuck this whole, this whole team fucking sucks.
fucking sides not the whole other team side fuck them fuck them all
Did not do we sneak into a GM loving what the fuck is this Anna?
I
Gosh did my ride just ah Jeff's kiss dude
It's do not play the fucking music, bro
I
Just
I love you, there's fire!
I love you, there's fire!
I love you, there's fire!
You can't deny it!
You need some help!
What the fuck, you?
Stop rolling around!
Stop rolling!
Ah!
I'll be right back!
It is so far away from me, bro.
Oh, I should have stuck that.
Fuck.
VX and QB, I swear on everything bro, I really do appreciate them.
They're the best plant team in the game.
Kitama on the OWL scene.
Fuck this guy. Anyone that plays ball should have to uninstall the game permanently and play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
All ball players have one brain cell. No one likes having them at parties. They're invited because they have to. That's it.
No one wants a ball player at the party. It's like, oh, we got it in play.
Wolf Daddy, thank you.
Thank you for the 10 gifted members, yo, I just got like 250 and gifted.
I love ball players.
It's wild.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Yeah, I think it's good.
Select your hero.
heroes to ban.
I
Scape sucks
through
Dante's biggest range baiter, bro. You're fuckin' bad.
This is for me. That's for me.
That one is for me.
He goes, you're washed.
Whips banned this guy?
He donates that he got unrightfully banned.
I warned it. He's fuckin' banned.
He's fuckin' banned.
His name is, he's a range baiter, and that was he told the line too far.
$50 top don't I'll consider on banning
Down here so
The air is soft.
I'm getting soft.
Fair of mercy. I love playing against that.
Damn, I almost slicked that monkey.
Oh my god, I'll get so much more sense now.
My world's starting to fight.
I'm really going fast for her. She's so fucking annoying.
I'm just gonna fucking shoot her out of the sky.
Oh, she's so low.
Oh
Way, let's get fucking old hit on the sleep
I
Look for me
I'm literally going to try and just hold Farah.
You know what he's saying, the fair is not even like stat wise that good.
I
That's
I've got you in my sights.
I don't think I was breathing by the end of that I know hear me out chef
yo $50 top donor from tawn and he goes he stays bad you're not washed you're a
top 37 Winston I agree and it's a $50 don't know to keep him banded I agree
thank you $50 tawn not washed and I was the number 37 Winston in the world true
This time
I'm just not equal lost chat. I guarantee you we're gonna win this bro guarantee
I'm either less I'm either the last hello now you're good homie. What's up big dick?
Made made to a made to a made to Lord
and
if she shoots like a crab
oh my god that's didn't a thing and died
I would say hi I would say hi Tim I wasn't here
I'm not gonna jump off the map. I don't even know where I am right now.
I
Don't get it over, come on round.
I thought I'd fall off the map, that ass.
Ah!
Nice.
Nice, last.
Hey, bro.
Nice job.
That's not possible, my good shit.
I'm not sure if I can get him to do that.
GG.
That's shit, bro.
Way to come back from that, Tim.
Yeah, chat.
Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you, chat.
Torb angle.
of the game.
Why is the motion?
See, they got played the game, but we got the elo, so who really won, you know?
That's right.
Damn.
I mean, us.
That one guy.
That one guy
Yeah, we climbed you Jester bro moving on up, you know the Jeffersons did probably not
Oh, yeah, I love that show bro
I'm so boosted. I'm quite literally in platinum. What do you mean I'm boosted? I don't make
any sense. Like if this is boosted then I suck. Fire me dude. Yeah if this is my and
If last is supposed to be boosting me, I should get money back for my service.
Select a map.
That's great.
Ha ha.
I could wallblast.
Hmm.
Yes, sir.
I really just don't want to play Flashpoint.
Why do, like, what, are there two Overwatch fans out there that like Flashpoint?
They're always in my games?
Oh my god, it's Flashpoint.
Oh my god.
Massive win, bro.
Select your hero
My heart stuck platinum and platform week, yes
And platinum is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, bro
I played in top 500 lobbies. I played in GM lobbies pretty regularly in this game platinum is the hardest thing
I've ever experienced in this game, bro. I
Literally had a BAP on my team
That didn't heal and he said you don't know about my BAP that's what he said
and we fucking lost
like really think about that bro
much I've sojourned again against the Farah I feel like it was hard to play
sojourn I don't know if I'm just ass but I mean they land your left click on it
probably not super easy and your right click is your only way to potentially
counter her ish actually dude wait I'm gonna play a Cassidy because I got the
cat yo cat I'm just gonna have you pull me bro all right and we're just gonna get
high noon clips you and me
sound good cat
I was waiting for some meow I don't think bros here he's not in voice
Ow!
Ow!
Damn it.
Nice last cutoff.
Right here.
I'm gonna burn you up!
It can actually was huge there.
Not exactly personal.
After you though.
I did not know that they were doing that and then all of a sudden they were
No scare
Did I just grab the wrong perk?
Oh, I kind of wanted my cat to bring me left a little more, you know, left would have been
I'm gonna leave.
Oh, got one.
Come on!
God, I was about to fucking green you up.
Fuck me in the butt.
Does he have a cat?
No.
Yo, how does Bro's balls work?
Good cat.
Oh my god, the cat is one of two.
Oh, fuck you!
Holy shit, that was like an ultimate ability there. That's it. Fuck you. It sounded so good
Missed the easy shot on him, bro
Alright, that was fun
So I got doing that and then I realized the other DPS is also now doing great. That's not good
But I know I charge
You guys got ulted
Halo installed we need to get a move on
He's trying to pull you up.
What the fuck?
I think those words are so old, he has no idea how to stop it.
I
Accepted it while I was in the fucking all day that was so funny
I was in my all and I was praying my cat was trying to pull me so I was hitting Z and he did bro that was so clean
That's so fucking awesome
Like they were hiding behind the cart and then all of a sudden I was over him
Shad, do you guys know what time it is dude?
It's a noon
Oh it's toward your time dude come on lock it
Sorry
it's to return this is the best is one of the best tour maps did yes every map
seems that way today I just seems to be the fucking thing bro
nothing or surface splash did not really pop off don't say a shot
tools in hand retirement looks good on you
we're still alive and kicking
is this the best warp skin and why is it
let me see oh the beach one yeah 100% bro
I think my turret's over too far.
Actually, I'm gonna leave it on the cross.
I'm sorry, I definitely just wasted my ulti.
Got my ulti.
Did I just have to do a slide over a molten core?
No, I think that is a dumb mistake.
now i'm real tired of this
die after moldy
i think you want to go
that's fine just get sold
I turn it goes to the passenger side of the car, I was standing next to him.
I see her.
And that's how she's gonna level up.
Stay there.
Fire!
This is a good spot, you know, to the tourmage, yeah?
Oh, no, I'm dead.
Oh, my turret.
No!
My turret!
Yeah, that's good play.
Our cat is holding our Anna.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Let's go
He's back
It's always a tour bag. Oh, it's a poor mapper. Yeah, but say it's a tour. That's always a tour bag
Oh, although the caddy anus who really clutch up at the end there
Real estate alive
I
Actually, I'm a torment. I know dude. Hey, we're in plat three. Whoo. We're climbing
Yeah, that's my plat streamer right there dude
I think we're back bro. I think we're so 2016. Is that when we play like that? I mean literally.
I mean I haven't played this much Overwatch in 10 years or like 9 years. Like the amount
of Overwatch I'm actually playing. Like even though I came back and like maybe did a, like
You know, maybe a day or two, right?
Like this is the most I have been playing
in like literally eight years.
Yeah, it's definitely a blast from the past.
Vote for your map.
Oh, here we go, dude, midtown's pretty good for a map.
I actually don't think the monastery is anything but chuckertown
All right, I don't know which map this is
Rather than I get any support games is it because it's like projected higher maybe I'm
not sure
It's also I think tank is the least played. No. Yeah, because it's so much right not new
I don't know if I should ban the cat if no one of my team is hovering cat
Thank you
Yeah, my wife gets off works in
Why is Tim flat? I thought he was decent.
Okay.
I made a fucking walkie all day with a 10 gifted brother.
I really do appreciate all the gifted subs, gifted members you guys are giving today for
the highs and lows of this day.
It really has meant a lot to me, thank you.
Um, who am I playing here? Who should I play?
Zarya's open too? Hmm.
Oh, we do have the cast.
New cast again?
and
Emery's weak
No cat, you wanna pull me up bro?
I got high noon.
Oh, that's not it.
No, bro, how can I bolt a hit right there?
I don't know, I was playing that so well until the tracer came over.
Holy shit, he got away.
I need to get up, because I got an old hat, but I'll use it.
Oh
No, but I don't see what I'm gonna get blame and I deserve it
Maybe do like Sigma or some shit. We play together with the turret on top, right?
Kinda.
Maybe? I don't know.
Sheriff, I think one of the words are gonna happen.
See, I haven't won on this map yet.
Well, now it's time.
All of us are scientists, but I've got no reason to be careless.
We're on the back foot, and we can do this!
Actually, let me back it up a hair point, alright?
I don't think we were meant to win that one.
Yeah. That was wrong.
Okay, no matter if I got any prices.
Noice.
What's consolation again?
Does it mean I'm shit?
10
I was gonna go until seven which is like 20 minutes.
I feel like that's a good long mental day, you know
I don't overwatch well
Yeah, it's fun man. I like that have fun, dude
You know I try it with us every time I play there's highs and lows of fun
There are
I try to type in your chat to try to be the hey
You want a jam, but I don't you know I mean they
Start I was too much. Yeah, bro. Just either just message whips to
Okay, I don't like okay. I just don't like bugging I guess whips, but I'll do it with the consent
25 for beta fun facts about Tim last time you last played this much overwatch
You're about to be married last wasn't married brew wasn't a thought in your head
There were 60 pounds heavier and you've just got tank heroes to stream to am and p.m. That is wild thing
Well, it's been that long
Appreciate it 25 better. I did just get tanky
Hmm and I was clinging on to any hair I had I'm my pineapple head
Max's got me PF Chang's Mongolian beef, you guys ever have that chat?
That's a good start.
It is insane to me by the way.
It's insane to me that years later, Sombra is still a menace.
Oh man, fuck. The second that character came out, her and pretty good, I'm gonna stay here.
Thank you.
Oh shit, are we defending the whole thing?
I don't know if I've ever done this. Have we done this before?
all right let's move I don't think I have no no there's a foundry here some
shit's were left so no I have done this
good stuff
I got to learn the water guy.
Shadow's water guy really good.
I saved you.
shit
better healing the bad guys two times
is he trolling?
good, is he trolling?
yeah
and your set is living way too well down there
I need to win one more round.
Nice few bots, bud.
Thank you, man.
Have you run?
I don't know.
I guess we'll pick some new lot of them.
I'm back.
Oh, I'm about to fucking wreck it.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Got him.
Oh, yeah.
I
Got too cheeky I was gonna try and flank I knew them
I'm really feeling over here.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna throw that stick.
And I had to fight a pf tank so I have an aimbot.
What the fuck's going on?
Oh
I
This my goalie beef may have just given me a food buff. I don't even know what just happened
saw it
Man
Good name. I was getting in. Yeah.
Up hill battle, victory, calibration, don't know any of that means.
Are you done off that?
Let's do it. No, man.
We got to go off on another one.
I want to be either be super happy or super pissed.
Nice. Just kidding.
I can't be pissed. That a good fucking day, bro.
How long did you play marble this morning?
Mmmmmm
Since like 1030?
Uh, which is like 930 your time and then whenever then I joined you and I won like all my games on rivals too
Good day
Hey
Yeah, you were the fucking topion on the cake for sure. Oh
Yeah, bro, thank you. Yeah, thank you, man
I'm going to put this away really quick, I'm ready though.
I've had my name Lasses since I was 13 by the way, and I'm about to be 40 is that crazy as well
Yeah, I've had my name Tim since I was born. Oh shit. You got me beat. That's pretty cool
But you didn't get tattoos when you were born. So I feel like that's true. I'm out
through
Yeah
Yeah, we really are 40 pushing 40 literally trying to play this game son actually insane if you think about it
It is it's nuts
You're actively turning 40 this year right yeah, March 26th of this year. Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, yeah next month
How long has this guy been a platform too fucking long does he answer that question
Someone needs to fill this out
is the name glory is the game
Stay close I can't tell you was that what I got my first tattoo I
Literally turned 18 chat I turned 18 on my birthday and I went and I got an arm band look at this shit
There it is
Oh shit, you got what the little tribal whatever they call it was a crown of thorns around my arm. Dude
It's cool. That's cool. That's dope. That's dope. That's what I got at 18 very first thing I ever got
I have a cat named destruction
I'm scared.
Where did he do the behind the back pin?
I've seen that.
Oh my god.
He's on the stairs.
Oh, that was terrifying.
I thought I was safe enough.
No time to waste.
Damn.
Damn.
You're like we just got carried down.
There's a nice car.
It's down and small behind.
Oh, I two tapped in front of them.
I two tapped you.
You're a healer.
Yeah.
You're just stay healthy for a while.
You're just stay healthy for a while.
You're just stay healthy for a while.
Yeah, just stay healthy for a little while you're back.
Some ammo?
I think we're out.
What a nice cat.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Ooh.
I dig the dam, but thank you ma'am.
Maybe I'll be diamond.
Come on.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I don't think you play like this, bro.
I want some headshot ass, damn.
I got all these damage up pretty well.
I got all these damage up pretty well.
I got all these damage up pretty well.
for the record I was trying to hold the cat and he flew away so for the record
I can't see how that thing works.
Ohhhh...
Oh, it was there. It's an old-set-one-old.
Yeah.
I've tried to block him on the inside.
On this.
Yeah, he thinks he's one.
Oh!
Ash farther left?
Yes, he is.
The top last, just so you know.
Yeah.
I just got like a fucking triple slam there.
massive
How did I also get someone in that all
It is new.
Not hard to have a good one.
Horses and crusaders!
That's crazy that you have time to fucking react every fucking man like that.
I'm telling you, Chad, that food bus is a real thing for me, I guess.
Maybe I just gotta eat more when I'm playing this game.
Maybe? Hold up, hold up, hear me out.
All of me was really fat when I played this game, but I'm not eating as much anymore.
I was locked in.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, he likes studs because of all this like a stud or something.
Yeah, I like that one.
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad.
That's OK.
Enemy squad.
Really?
Really?
Squadron in enemy.
Come on, move back.
Charge.
I
Ever since I'm my queen be fuck in this I
You're pretty you're pretty good, bro. It makes me it makes it hard to like log off
I know if we're on a win streak like this we keep going
I mean dude, maybe we go till we lose, but then I feel like, what if?
I mean, then we just go till we lose, I think, right?
That's usually the MMO, you just go until you don't win.
Alright, well fuck me, fuck me, let's do it, I almost said some dumb shit, but yeah, let's do it.
Stop telling me to stay, dude.
Torbjörn is good. Everyone doubts my Torb when I hover him and then all of a sudden play of the game.
Tim the Tachman as Torbjörn, okay?
Am I cooking a little bit on cast right now? Yes, I am kind of in flow, but hear me out.
I can also be in Torb.
Pause.
Wait, what?
You know what I'm saying now, you know?
I do, I get it.
Are you ever going to tell me Valkyrie's airfoil ratio?
I don't know why I come so late, dude bro. I'll be so very excited.
I like this guy. I'm the late bee, but he's gonna change my life.
Do you have a little old school tech on him here? I don't know if I know about this anymore.
Oh hell no, bro. I don't know about that bro.
Making backshots from this area? They don't know.
They don't know about the tour backshot strap.
Oh, I got 30% my old chart.
What? Oh my god.
I'm resetting my turret, my turret!
I mean, this is the mouth of my shield, right?
Oh, we have to be a believer.
No.
It's not going to be a while.
Like this.
Oh, they're back.
They're back.
OK.
Yes.
Yes.
Give us a modern even if they say.
Moroccan even.
No.
Objective must stop the pain.
I don't know, man.
That's a new problem.
I
I'm fucked.
Nice ult, Tim.
Thank you.
You're a great support, Matt.
This is great talk, Matt.
True.
I don't need the ups and
I don't know something about it.
I got bloggers in the back.
Whatever you think, here we go.
Hogger.
Change my mind.
Hogger.
Maui?
Hogger?
Mowgli.
It's a pretty cool tank though, I will say that.
Here we go.
Unbreakable?
Is that thing?
Unbreakable or can you crack it?
The big Mawgaw?
I can't break it.
It sounds like it's on an HPF.
Oh
Nice
Yeah, watch out for strange world
Server closed due to an unspunny-
What?!
Yo, give me my SR now.
That never happens to me when I'm losing.
We don't get our SR?
We're all equally fucking pissed, right?
You know, if I was on the other team, I would be so happy.
We didn't get any elo for that.
Yeah, no, that's a bag of shit right there.
Yo, Tim's winning this game but a crashless server.
Literally, dude.
I mean, do we go again now?
That doesn't count as a loss?
It's impossible that the other team, like could someone on the other team have crashed that server because they were going to lose in theory.
Like almost like a DDoS kind of.
Oh, that sucks.
That was guaranteed when I mean, we're knocking on plat two.
If we win that.
Yeah, that did not make me happy.
and it's I want to have candy
I really hope Carol's bringing home food
I think she's bringing home food
I need some water
I can't believe that bro, and?
it probably wasn't easy
oh that stinks bro
get rid of this thing
oh so this game goes
I don't think either I haven't played this map
okay
have you? just follow the yellow big red
15
Hello. Are you a streamer? Uh, yes. You lied like a rose. Sorry, I tried to. Yes. Do
I do not say I'm in this game.
Okay, I don't know if that's the only way.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm gonna do that.
I just got 1v2.
I'm not weak.
Where was I?
Hey! Nice work!
What's the cool move?
Hey, if I have...
Don't say of course, but I think I saw that food truck and remember I have played this map.
Damn it!
You didn't tell me not to, did you?
Stop pushing the barrier!
Okay, I'm muted. I can't help you.
I'm muted. I'm muted.
You're up muted.
Did you use to play Snipe?
Damn.
My friend's boyfriend knows who you are.
I did.
I'm hoping to say good.
Same as reality.
How many pallets was that?
us. Um so when are you going to stream smite? Oh, uh, I've done it a couple times. Oh,
Like that
Good job team
Zero death squad
Tim's here too
No!
Oh, they got smurfing!
Am I?
No, you're not gonna get smurfing.
It's not, damn.
I'm asking if I'm smurfing.
That's nice.
That's nice, right?
Unfortunately, I'm just hard stuck platinum since I've come back, so...
Oh, shit, I went the wrong way. Sorry.
There you go. Nice.
Sigma Shield dead.
Aww, that was a wrap.
Oh, hey, good hang on.
Oh, my God.
So, when I hear the title thing, I want to die, right?
Am I supposed to run at the enemy? Is that what I'm supposed to do with that all?
Yeah, if you get it, it gives you, I think, movement speed of 8 p.m. and when it doesn't
hit, they'll knock their buddy down. Okay, I'll get around here.
Don't fly. So, if I read it correctly, anyway.
Oh, he sucked it.
What?
Oh, you're kidding me, right?
I just won.
I'm not gonna win, come on.
I'm not gonna win.
Oh, that's gonna arrest you?
Nice job.
Looks like a bonus thing or something.
I don't know how to fucking eat the shit out of those all.
Oh
I'm a dummy
Rhymes good against sigma right
Yeah, I don't know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Chad, is his alt kind of like Gambit's?
Hey, how are you flying, man?
Like, do you have to cast it kind of like Gambit does and lock on people that reverse the tide?
Or whatever?
I'm saying the way you cast it.
Who's Gambit?
Okay, bro.
Got no one.
I'm glad that I accidentally ended up in front of the robot that was pushing it, and then I went forward with the robot and stepped backwards, that's where I wanted to go, so that was good.
the
of
the
great team great team I like that
I'm gonna kiss you in the end
I was slinging big Richard and then I got like I just stand in the open
I guess
Do I just stand in the kid soon a whatever and just die
They keep getting us back to this point we keep killing them and then getting back to that point and then they keep
Take their pushing us
See if I could kill the Missouki again
I was going to hide with you and I'm having a lot of fun playing Overwatch so, that's
right.
Not exactly what I expected.
The enemy took control of the robot.
Like, Alton saved your team?
No, flanking killed him the tap man.
Got him.
Don't even touch a robot.
GG's.
GG's guys.
That one was for DM Brandon's victory on the dumpster.
Aw.
Eh?
Aye.
I dunno.
I mean I do know, I just- I just-
Huh.
I just- I'm just a tank dude.
What was the tank, bro?
I
Still have the most technically straight a rope mathematically I should be platinum right now
You know what you should be a GM in my eyes
You know what they need to do bring back the old rank icons, bro. Yeah
Like right chat I
I can't tell the difference between platinum and diamond. I can't tell and back in the day. I can tell very easily
Top 500 back in the day looks sick. It was awesome
Like the change in the rank icons may be the biggest downgrade they've made like period
I don't know what to do with it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm the support.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I
Said she eaten by Tim the tab in nice
You like that one I'll us
That's pretty funny bro
I don't know how they get the fancy-looking names, the green thing. I don't really know what that is.
It's my name Summit Squad Forever.
Ooh, you're part of Summit Squad, dude. Congrats.
Oh geez, oh geez.
How is this a random-generated streamer name, by the way?
Okay, cool.
Summit Squad.
I got a good headshot on the ass.
There they go.
There they go.
Get out.
I was going to say, it's Curia and him, and I'm here on the right, on the right.
After you.
I don't know what I was doing up there.
I think we all just gotta die after that.
The three of us are the ones.
Uh, I don't think you get this, unfortunately.
Gotta get this kick right here.
I like that, bro.
The winning is open.
Yeah, we won.
Nice, bro.
Good job.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice bro, good job.
How you doing?
Our on-ron's 4-2-1, what the fuck?
Heh, yeah.
Just right up there.
Enemy's coming!
Yeah, I'm warped up here, lest.
See, if you come back to Overwatch for real, I mean, have I only played Overwatch this week? I think I have.
Yeah, I think I have only played Overwatch this week.
They say work smarter, not harder, but why not do both?
Of course I brought out the Torb Shack.
Show them what you've got.
How am I supposed to win?
I don't play Torb.
That's a fucking male peak body right there dude.
Yeah, I rock the same one.
It's basically looks like me in the beach.
Oh hell yeah.
Oh I don't look out of pain.
I'm TP'd.
Stop killing me, go get him.
So, cool down on her TP.
Yeah, I think he's more about her a lot. He just gets to refuck. He's doing really good.
Still really good. Yeah.
I think I just remembered it's hard spot I used to do in the spam, let me see if it works,
so.
Yeah, does this thing full turn around? Or no? It's like full turn. 180.
I guess that would be a 360, I mean.
I'm sorry, I mean, I was just gonna...
I'll kinda go for the ball, but that's close enough.
76, isn't it?
So close, I guess.
Iron's coming behind it.
Yeah, so like this is a situation where he definitely needs to swap off.
I got my all here, do you think I should save it, maybe I should save it.
for their last push kind of thing
ah, I don't know
ah, I mean
you see it, good
good, right?
like, with the new
I really think I'll kill it
yeah, true
bitch
I'm Daddy Balls of the Grail.
Yeah, I burned like 45 seconds. I just don't have it for the final confess.
Oh, we can push this.
That was Reaper over there, like, in the high.
I don't think it was.
Let's see if I can get away.
What's that Reaper up there?
He'll be hitting me. He'll be hitting me.
I ain't gonna cut a G. I don't want to be that guy, but I think my Torbjorn might have won the game. We'll never know
This character bro, it's charges like thing
It does like a slam at the end
Gotta keep going since we lose we're in a winning trend now
predicted diamond one right now I'm supporting
oh let's do it baby I got one more place my game on support
Select your hero.
Select heroes to ban.
Oh mercy band, look at that.
Man, that 0 and 6 start looking us now, Chad, you know?
True.
We're like I basically touch gold to propel forward my game crash. Oh shit my game crash. Oh, no
That's not good. And also I thought you weren't supposed to talk about wins. Oh, you can't look at it. It's like Medusa
Okay, we talked about it. You can look at it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I got you. I got you
This match will shut down in 10 seconds
You might get this order for that one
Which would be really shitty
Well rip
Yeah, I mean that would be like rip. I mean I think so
Yeah
Let's see
I'm suspicious for 15. Like we call it. It was a sign. Hey, bro. I didn't my game cross rip
Yeah, GGs GGs. It was fun. Yeah, man. I'll be up tomorrow if you're on. Yeah, sounds good
I'm in
I lose SR for that. I hope I didn't did I?
My computer my game crashed. Is it ready for me to look? No, I didn't
I just might my game crashed out and me for 15 minutes. It's whatever. All right, it's fine. Yo gg's chat
Thank you guys for hanging out today, man. Hey listen
No, you're getting over watch bro
I don't know if I'm officially back
I don't know if this is like a full time I'm gonna do this forever kind of thing
but it's been nice to be on this little journey that is overwatch again.
So I appreciate you guys spending time here.
Thank you again for all the love.
All right, listen, we're here tomorrow and then after tomorrow,
we got some game of streams coming down the pipeline.
OK, so.
I think it's like Sunday through Wednesday,
gamble streams and then I'll be back
doing normal stuff.
I think like Thursday, Friday, sometime around that.
So there will be videos while I'm gone, just a heads up with that.
But, um, yeah, so basically we're here tomorrow, gamble streams and back here.
All right.
I appreciate you guys.
Thank you again for all the love today.
Thank you for all the gifts that subs, switch subs, you two members, et cetera.
And, uh, I appreciate you all hanging out and I'll see you all tomorrow.
Man, take it easy.
Have a good night.
Hey, listen, I don't know if we're doing Marvel or Overwatch tomorrow.
It's going to depend on what I'm feeling in the morning, but I'll see you guys later.
Bye.
you