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that was genuinely actually like insane what the fuck bro I had some moments with the
finale I killed like five six so many times I just like dropped like six dudes
This is the most W group of 40 minutes, like...
They're all speaking to each other in there now.
Oh, you have to come here, you have to come here.
I'll meet this hell of a** shooting.
Okay, am I live?
I got loads on my shim, so can I shoo...
Ah, lovely.
What?
Being sard in the back of an avenue wall, no ammo, no nothing.
Ah, I'm bored of this, I'm bored of this, I'm bored of this.
Here we go, fresh anywhere.
Pretty soon.
I'm locking in Jed, I'm locking in. Last locking, last locking.
hello?
hello there bro
dee dee dee dee
I'm looking for an NH server to play.
I'm fine, you should botlog.
I'm not going hellies for a bit, just for fun, you know, like woke up the brain.
That was fun though, holy.
I hide the map.
Thank you.
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No, where I go for the headshot?
I have to get at least one headshot, or else I'm sad.
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do you do aim train?
Oh, what are we doing right now?
Yeah, this is very fun.
I played cobbles for like two months when the maintainer was really bad like a year ago
maybe two years ago, now
I might have been so bad I couldn't play like any rush server
so I just played go works for fun
holy lag
hmm that was actually dirtiest fuck
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You just go with the warm and up.
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That's interesting, okay?
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all my fear hurts
I'm so they can see me I see me answer they can see me
Thank you.
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Connect.
I'm yours after the game.
Thank you.
boat thank you no problem tree thank you
It's cargo coming!
Yeah, but it's like ass cargo.
Okay, this is a good ass map though.
Alright, let's lock it.
Let's go.
Step one.
Hit the tunic's bow.
Where's Kevin at?
I'm not having a single, we have a monster.
Oh, hold on.
Stop, stop, stop!
This is the most disgusting monster I've ever drank.
Lando Norris. Isn't this the guy slash one of his glazes because he's like old and golden?
Oh. This shit is vile. No! Actually vile. It tastes like I'm drinking like poisonous
poison ivy or like some poisonous plant. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Oh hell no.
I'm a little bit loud.
oi, yo gixxer appreciate that hondo bits again, my g, my g, appreciate it.
Oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
Stop this immediately
Thank you bro
Oi! Don't hurt, don't hurt my G bro
I like, push it, push it, push it
Can you stop harassing me?
What the fuck?
You have been chosen as my next victim.
You have been chosen as my next victim.
What the fuck am I watching?
like the the siege of fucking mortar or some shit like what is this fire arrows
hounds hello guys move up right angle I maybe a lot more confident in the face
I think I'll keep doing it.
I've never wanted to murder somebody more.
I don't think there should be anything more other than face shakes.
Keep making face shakes better.
I don't want any... anything else.
Just FaZex.
Which they are doing, it's like...
They're the best at FaZex server.
They don't need to do anything more, bro.
They can just keep making better and more maps.
Like, the thing is that this is like infinitely...
Infinite maps you could make for this that are good.
But you just need to keep adding good maps.
Keep the go- keep...
Okay, like...
Keep old maps that were good, remove the bad ones, add like 50 more maps, you just kinda know what he's doing.
And then just like, keep removing the bad ones, and then all our bangers, and boom, cinema.
I mean, I've been nowhere, yeah, I mean...
Yeah, exactly.
The aftertaste of this is so bad.
Ugh.
I don't even like the FFA and you can, I think the FFA is pretty ass, way too laggy, people
have like, mastered the map way too much bro, they play for 1000 hours just on the cache,
they're going around pre-aiming shit bro, like pre-firing, that's not how a game is
actually played out.
I guess it's useful, I mean wrong, you can make it useful but I don't like it
I don't care about the elo, if somebody actually wants to do that, whatever, but like, you
You can't scrimp her like the most braindead thing I've ever...
What is this guy doing, bro?
I was like...
Who just shot that arrow?
Ah, it's a turret!
I see, I see...
High five!
This right here is the best bow cover in the game, you can take a fight with this as your
cover and a guy is killing you, I swear I'm loseable. The amount of angles you have.
Genuinely. Too bad they're kind of rare.
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you've made a buddy
I've made like no audio for how much area he moved though I ain't a lot he
kind of just teleported shit
he kind of be teleporting
Alright, I ran both of my teammates on him, but they want Banadur, what?
What?
Oh, it's him, bro, he's raging, he's raging.
He's mad.
he's pissed
i'm gonna bro i don't want to fight this feral beast of a player
my god man
Exterminally all road scientists.
Now he's getting sublime!
Bro thinks he's Anthem or something.
But I let him chase me a little bit longer than I just humble him.
I've done it already, the sand is on... mortally wound me.
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don't want to
I'll be there.
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Remember
She died
Why?
I don't know why she's been dying.
What I hope it's because of this program I'm using.
Drops are on for like another hour and I have 50 minutes.
Scared all the...
Bro, that's like you should be scared bro. You better have the alt tab and doing nothing if you have one hour left.
That's some scary stuff.
Don't make it.
Oof, yeah, cat.
Goofy-ah, Goofy-ah, cat.
Okay, we're going.
Oh, this boss is so disgusting.
Yeah.
It's like I'm...
It tastes like vegetables.
Like some like...
Yeah.
Yeah, give me a splatter, yeah.
Oh, probably dead.
Get together.
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Good job boys. Excellent work.
A little bit of a goop.
Nope. You're not staying alive.
I'm playing that now.
You can do this as well with a 2-in-1 bowler, like it is not just me, just me.
Any one of you can do this now.
Any one of you.
But that's what I'm putting shenanigans on, so I feel so agile with this weapon.
I don't know why, I don't know how to explain it, I just feel so agile.
Ready to humble.
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I have no idea, I'll see if I'm too tired to see if I get bored, so I'm going to go
So we have extra info, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I came back to the bomb.
Like a furnace for Tony, he also likes to be on top of...
This is called slander and will not be tolerated.
My turning will be contacting.
I'm back to this bomb as well.
Okay, yeah, better be ours.
Got any goopy?
Cargo to be coming in as well.
Am I looking to go for a cargo instead?
Sounds a bit more fun.
So what are my bomb team in doing?
two harm on random people rule number one
a little bit of goop
a little bit of goo
I'm gonna raise the flow to my veins right now is unmeasurable.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
We're back.
We're rich.
Holy he's mad.
My, my, one-ish, Peter.
he actually prefers me bro, up here honestly, up I am 50 HP oh my god, oh my god I was in
I'm fucking dead
whatever bro, GG
GG
I bullets
Oh, my god!
What can I kill that guy again?
What again?
Man, fuck me man, he lucky binned the shemmy with MP5 like long range.
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Oh hell no!
Actually, let's close.
I'm gonna just start beeping my shit at Peter, bruh.
I just keep reloading on accident, cause I'm used to crossbow
Actual crossbow when I shoot at insta reload
Quiet boy
Motherfucker, I made a group call with you, you fucking bum
Yo, what's going on Tony? Long time no see. Long time no see.
Turn up. Yo, what's going on?
Ow! Ow! Fuckin' pizza bro!
I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding out!
I don't want to live right now because if somebody is just like edging the drive bro, I'll feel
bad. I'm staying till the end.
Yeah, we're gonna take it through, bro.
Hey.
I won.
Straight through the fucking dome.
really we had to maybe don't really push of that at all
where's the la passione my dear scared
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got fucking what
I got like I was like oh he hit him with a bow
you know very unlucky coincidence
and he's cheating
Hmm
What
I'm doing good man, I'm doing good.
Yeah, okay, go to the enemy, go to the enemy, get the rune.
Can I get some scrap maybe real quick? I mean, I can make one down.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Main base.
bro you're so fucking ready bro look I don't even see it what it's main base come on
you are such a fucking swine bro you're a snowballing bitch you're actually a real man
I was going to win this uh let's go win this train yard can you give me some addos no I
I don't have
I'll be one at a one bullet
Yeah I can give you two boners
Ohhhh
Give me all your arrows, boy
Do you have?
Give me all your arrows, boy
You're on a fourth.
I think I got banned already this fucking...
That bogey is a double me in sling or banned, that's nice.
Really?
Yeah, that's funny though, like...
What a name as well, what a name. I'm pretty sure we can get this ban, man, for free.
Bro, this is what you're doing, I create, no?
Let's try and hustle.
Hustling, hustling.
Holy fuck, I found a mech in my...
What?
I found a mech in the tunnel.
What are you trying?
Oh, yeah, I need some. I'm looking for clothes for like, hump, over hump.
I just, you know, just gonna put the arrows.
Holy, that's a nice boarskiing gun.
Let's get good.
Good. This guy was shouting ear shots and then we go into today.
Type type type type.
I see him, I see him, I see him, one through any right and left.
Fuck, I'm making so much audio.
Fuck this.
Give me.
I'm dead.
Dead.
Headshot, headshot.
Bro, I killed him!
Fuck you, that was a guy, man!
Holy fuck, there's like four of them, Tony.
No?
there's like four of them don't need no yeah yeah there is there's
I'm on your car go I'm a cargo
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I'm a shit fool gets in like one by one somewhere oh it's funny the first time I
go bow double headshot I'm like I said the first time I go
Lady had to be off the bat. I was like, hmm, bro. I really don't get hit with my bows ever
It's genuinely rare I get hatched by a bow
On cargo
There might be a body in the water
No, I was going nuts with the Benelli proper Nelly. Oh
nuts
I mean, Benelli is the weapon.
No, it's like such a... It might be like the most balanced weapon as well.
It's like so deep, but only in some scenarios, which is like perfect.
I agree.
I mean, Benelli's raid defense is the most disgusting as well.
You got in there, maybe?
The creature spawns, it's gonna be 15 minutes.
We just play for this crate, but I have nothing
There might be a DB guy, there might be a DB here on the other
I have nothing!
Oh!
Oh!
That's so fucked
Is it leaving or is it but a leave?
Are you under?
Yeah, oh my god, dude. Don't go under. Don't go under.
If you're not on the boat.
Has he already?
Are you on? Are you on the boat?
I'm on the boat. Are you on the boat for me?
No, no, I just want to... There's a Heshy towards you.
I'm taken.
I'm in the empty IVO-cash.
I'm I'm generally checking everybody I see
I'm back out checking everybody I do I do not care
i'm checking everybody
what you don't for my radio which is very fun
uh... really
there there
some boba
you think bochi still exists when they should have gone as a once? I haven't seen the fucking
nahhh I haven't seen it in a minute
wait I got a mini crossbow
But he just like slides two arrows into my head from a medium range, so those still exist,
those still exist.
What the hell does that mean Josh?
What the hell does that even mean?
He's no longer warm.
Oh man, scientists bro.
Cannot be brain solo, ok?
In about an hour.
Ah, this server shall brain rot, the entire jungle is full of turrets, yes.
I'm
at 8am your bro let me drink at 8am your bro let me drink some water and I'm on
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I got a bow.
I got a mini crossbow and a dog on me.
You got a bow a mini crossbow and a dog on me
Don't get oki doki doki doki doki doki
Now Coco's gonna be playing solo because I'm not fucking I
Ain't fucking starting out and just to ditch anyway. I watch this ditch. It's an interruption
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
As well.
Tomorrow another day.
Wait, there's a fucking boat on me.
Oh man, it must feel good bro.
I'm gonna sleep for the first time in 28 hours, man.
Maybe even longer.
for this boat needs to be raided what the fuck this boat is
oh my god can I escape the fucking scientists
Jesus man
Wait, why don't you never door stack doors in your boat builds? I saw Sven fucking made some meta boat
He like door stacked like four doors or something
He's a hard to do
What it is
It's like bro either gets sunk or
like go through doors is expensive anyways I know I don't know the shipwinds having
well said doors
you also remember that like it's not like it's an offline raid message thing you
know if you get raided on the boat it's always when you're there you know so like
those double doors are they don't even act as an airlock either you know I mean it's just stacked doors
it's getting night time bro
what are you doing in there
how about I go in heli it's like I'm not really night time
I'm not I'm not laid down on my couch in 10 days bro and in the living room
dude what the fuck I literally said that a little bit ago as I said they
yesterday was like the first thing I'm gonna wake up tomorrow is lay another three hours of my
car right yeah genuinely genuinely that's what I said this is my yesterday that's the latest
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Oh my god, that was another fucking build though.
Okay, HNG is low, he's kinda busted, huh?
It's at the same time very ass and very busted
I don't think I'm gonna even play with it on today anymore, there's no point playing
I think just to play for an hour.
Hello?
How does scientists play in that?
I stream every second we hit 48 hours, 48 hours on Twitch is the maximum amount, it can be
life without the bot cutting up automatically
but i guess
My sword, I'm aiming perfectly for the head.
And the budge is not going to the head.
Let's go pussy, come on.
Oh my god.
Holy... professional.
Oh
Yo, hey, you hear it?
let's go one one I think he's listening to the stream though
the fuck is this bum's name
Oh hell no.
God is ass.
He actually still did it, but not a bug.
hold on, hold on there
How do you do that?
Okay
What up, what's the point of playing for one hour?
guys aren't working
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that's why I'm running on the hell is
I haven't seen a singular A-dembo by the way, have you seen a singular A-dembo by the way?
Oh yeah.
the nades? Yeah, I have only two in the expose.
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Ah, two turrets.
Oh my god.
I fucking...
Peace out, eh? Peace out, dude.
Peace out, peace out, peace out.
Oh...
Yeah, these drops went fucking by fast bro, they actually went out by my fast.
Let's steal some content of Twitch.
We spawned Dome and then go to try to find the letex in Dome.
I think I've seen this RPGs, I was like straight to the dome from the ground.
They were repulsionate.
Hi daddy.
Hi sweetie.
How you doing?
I showed up yesterday on Valentine's Day.
At least I read my message. Does Burned Peanut actually own him or not?
They iterate somebody who is like very close to getting partner with the hola hola afk drop clankers
So the boom they just afk and
Scam the shit
Thanks to binky
Thanks for message there, bro
Here we go
They're good that here is that here it's
I'm cooked I did it ten day marathon bro Jonas
I have 10 days had a like 10 day drop. I have not sat on my couch once
I have not like
Well, I've barely like been anywhere, but in this chair
For like five minutes. Bye guys and customs and kill the old. Oh, it's so good
So good
You can say that. If I catch him in the bulletproof room though, I might have to do some humbling myself, but for a reserve dome and he has an RPG...
They're gonna break? Oh no!
Rust has been fun.
Rust has been fun though.
I don't think I'll get that break tomorrow. Worst snowblower in Rust.
Oh what the hell is this?
It's old word after looking at the ad rev.
I really looked.
Don't worry.
I talked to Shagunchef and you have a microphone man.
The ad rev do be hidden.
By the way, Jonas, the Ross community, not me personally, I'm a nice guy, I would never afk drop farm
But Ross community is the reason you're not allowed to afk farm drops even a little bit
You're welcome
I saw early into the Tarko jobs, people were like afk and shit, like farming, you know, whatever
And then like, I guess, people started snitching slowly
Cause the people were getting away with it for like a few weeks, I swear
And then I yeah in Ross bro you have k fucking one minute motherfuckers are reporting you snitches
Honey go ban she's I mean yeah, but I said we're doing for the fuck a little proper little bit
We're getting bad for a king on drops is worth like oh
No, if you get if you get away with it for a week and you get a one-day ban so worth I'll be kidding
So worth
You're a stank that shit bruh, you're fucking...
And you're shillin'.
Oh, it's got attachments.
And they run over the game to the right.
Oh, he's finishing the stimpi video.
Yeah.
Why is there always some art event happening?
What is this event?
What the fuck?
I love it.
They let us on the Facebook as well.
I can't, holding right thing like that while holding an angle, I see BA bro, now we are
I'm seeing red.
Flashing.
Alright.
Alright.
Nah, I'm not playing with Coco.
What is he even doing?
What the hell is that?
This box in the bleeding head of him.
All he said is gonna...
It's fine, it's still late now to start.
It's too late to start now.
I'm lucky locked in a restaurant now like I'm locked in like skill wise but like I'll
definitely take a break I could hop up but I could hop on slashes account and go straight
labs and just run it down and then the thing is it is not my account I could
just hop on and hop off immediately and like I couldn't get addicted you know
like I'll just run down his fucking M881 like a hug
How's life been? It's been good. Fucking, uh, almost midterms in school.
Chillin', bro. Hope it's been good for you. Yeah, what up, Yoa?
What is bro what is this
Oh my god
You're still in chat. I don't know if you've played this before.
Yeah, boy, you are hard. Boy, are you still in chat or not?
Do you remember a wipe ages ago? A moosey human days, bro.
There was launch in HQM next to each other in the snow.
We built on an ice lake, we got early game, and we logged off because there was an L9 kid in there.
please tell me what's there in the vibe
he doesn't remember, he wasn't a showtizd
You include Elliot? No, you're not. Elliot will remember that wipe, I know for sure.
I've blowed all this before at a base and it shines through it.
I feel like you'd remember, bro. I read straight off so quick. I had to fucking wear those.
Oh that dude got D spawn burn, I was off so quick.
I remember you lugging up because of my balook at one time.
I mean it's happened twice happened
I'm most lucky not long ago and then it happened on most Mondays like ages here
like instant L9 bro and he broke my face
I've seen him in the head that many times so I got off
I don't fucking tune it but it was fucking weird though
I love that.
I genuinely cannot believe that that was you bro, that is genuinely insane.
Wait where's my emo?
Is that a sub emo Josh?
Mate, actually like, ooooh, I was so mad, I actually remember getting off so quick.
Like, sooo quick.
Where has a fucking balloon x thing, that is...
Where, where, where am I seeing him?
Where is his e-wraith, mate?
I'm not even trying to actually get PTSD Oh my god
It was the first time I ever died to someone like that.
What are you laughing at?
Bro, like I killed Ferb from a balloon like three years ago and I'm just talking to him
in his chat.
Like he's just, oh man, like, oh, he's just something fucking funniest, fuck.
that's actually one of my more favorite members
it's actually so good though I'm not gonna lie like it's so good
yeah rusticated and then you're gonna create a bit you clip the last you need to clip the
the last lobby.
That's fair if you're getting your practice in but still fucking up on a Monday server as well.
It's really absolutely tragic.
This is actually called hyphen chat, I'm not sure.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna cry.
I can fly a bloom but not gonna have to like be a little fucking weirdo innit.
Stop calling me weirdo.
It was weird bro.
You were just weird and I know that you were weird me up.
That's just weak.
Be sure everyone on the ground is dead.
And I'd be sure to free every side to you
Oh my god
Nah, there's no way there's a cliff, bro. There's no way there's a cliff.
Because it was like, for us it wasn't so eventful. For us we just played Moose Mondays, we dominated launch and HMquery.
And then instead of, we just roam with me in the balloon and it was just so broken.
Wait, are drops for another hour 38?
Oh, it's 34 minutes.
And then I sculpted my achim with the hollow sights and the hollow thing is like, it's
so dark.
You see what I mean?
Like the sky, look at the sky now and then the hollow thing makes it so I can't see anything.
If I wasn't here wearing my hollow, I would have actually killed the achim.
I actually see them
Like a lot like like I learned how to I wanted to learn how to fight this I wanted to learn how to like you know beat up my
I first make a one by two now, I think I'm just gonna rock it until I have everything to do today's
And if it doesn't work, then I'll make it I'll maybe put down a shack or something
I do mean like a tool right now
five thousand five hundred man I got like thousand now it's cut
Fawzi knows play Fawzi knows ball can only play wrestling with adult diapers
what are you gonna talk about man he's way better than you W you know I could
probably beat you bow 1v1 I ain't going live bro I've been practicing a lot of
UK and
I'm trying to get my I'm trying to get my
White pay skills a little better
And low key I've been going crazy low people we can oh
Now we said now bro you guys watch this shit, bro
When they see some if we find people
Definitely not playing a low pop server. Okay, it's not a low pop low pop. It's like a medium pop, okay
Crossy I have good movement in the crossy. They'll watch this
So let's see the guy
Low-key probably better than me. No, he's not act no way. No way
Let's say that guy is the lamppost, right?
So I'm walking and I see him bam
Oh hell nah
oh hell he missed
oh hell he missed
bro
bro
i just fucked the road man
what the hell
he's so good
okay
road missed a static lamp ghost
agg is pretty good to me guys
thank you
i just gotta, i mean honestly
i got the movement down
if i get the
Oh, okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see
I'm going to get my primary weapon out of here.
The crossbow is my secondary weapon.
What's his primary weapon?
Is it a bow?
What the hell?
Play me in hellies.
I gotta make me get my fucking pillow for my chair bruh.
Seriously.
Let's go.
I'll do it.
I'll do you in.
I'll do you in mate.
Are you like winning your lobbies at least when you play or what?
Are you actually washed?
I joined. My name is CaptainDexPero.
I thought pretty quickly, you reach a point in face-shed where
it's kind of hard to be a lot better.
like if you do this the basics right that's like 90% of it
kind of like anything in life you know thankfully nobody knows the basics
fucking the good red
I think I'll be so scared once you hop on.
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Slammed I was slumped
You just can't
I'm actually still asking him to fight.
oh my god who's worse who's worse
10 days, uh, that'd be fun.
I got a machine gun in the map.
I'm sure they were not metting Surely not
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hmmmmm
you win
shocking
shocking
shocking
shocking
shocking thrill of events
I run N.A.
NA's in real thermal, then I'm not gonna lie.
What is this though?
Why is there so many?
So many SKS, I don't know such maps.
I mean, this is generally like useful and fun, it's like, very...
Always nice when you have the camber.
I really didn't hit him at all, huh?
What up the loser?
I'm not like this.
You're not like this.
Oh, boom.
It's kind of a banger, I wanna listen to that.
Nah, I'm not gonna talk out but it's too late.
I'm just waiting for the drops to end and I'm bitchin'.
And this is the end of the video, thanks for watching, I hope you enjoyed it, see you in the next video, bye!
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Our job is really limiting your gaming sessions
Shin, Shin ramen and Chapagetti, Chapagetti.
Usually I make this when I'm very hungry.
When I come back to home, I'm so tired and very hungry.
Not enough is just one.
I mix these Chapagetti together.
What are we watching?
Holy Albin clip
one more one more one more one more one more open it there
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shut the hold up hold up hold up
nice
it is an old reco rush highline lets see what the
what are you raiding
oh my god oh my god
Oh my god
man all they got is no legends for souls right now like what the fuck
for this game was so the quality of life was so low and all the rest is actually insane
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