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Cinemathon Day 4 (What Remains of Edith Finch, Firewatch, Telltale Minecraft Ep 6 & 7)
01-19-2026 · 11h 23m
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Good morning, happy Sunday, happy Sunday stream guys, hello, good morning, good morning,
good morning, welcome back to the cinema thong day four, ready for some more high quality,
narrative experiences. Moonlight, thank you for the three-tier one community
to get the subs. General John, thank you for the five. Hope I'm feeling a little bit better.
I've been trying to, you know, do my neck exercises a little bit. I tried to do my
neck exercises a little bit. We'll see. I feel alright. I feel not too bad, but
I haven't been shrimp in, yeah, I haven't been shrimp in, so, we'll see how it goes today.
We'll see how it goes today.
Today is probably, I mean, I don't know.
I'm assuming it's going to be sad-slop, but on Friday we talked about eat-of-the-finch, I guess, being next on the docket.
So that's probably going to be the next one.
I'm pretty sure it's sad-slop.
There's a bunch of comments on it that say you'll cry, so I feel like that's probably what it is.
Maybe we just do like all the sad slot to date now.
We should probably sprinkle on to be honest.
We should probably sprinkle too much sad slot.
There's probably just that's going to make it depressing.
Quick, thank you for the gift and sub.
Feeline, thank you for the five to your one community gift and subs.
Hey, Magnus, thank you for the 20 bomb.
Oh my god.
We are right on the edge. We're less than 50 away from the next goal, which is
Kingdom come deliverance one and two after probably after the cinema
thaw on at a margin, or probably at the tail end. And then the next goal after
that is bringing Sizz back, maybe to die. That's the short term.
Bronan good morning what the fuck are you saying today?
I want an evaluation, we what?
I want an evaluation on what some user names suit you.
I don't want any of those.
I don't want any, they all are automatically canceled out
because they all start with Uber.
So like that's no, that's the, I don't want any of those.
dragon. Thank you for the five-chair watch you made it to give it
subs. Great storm to use your name is very hard last night.
What if we just went with like, you know, the one that I have
right now for now. I think that's pretty good.
Considering the fight that had to happen in order to get it to happen,
you know? That would be good.
Yeah, I mean, there's not really much else to do in that department.
I think we're good for now.
Hmm.
The mortals world, thank you for the five to your one, community gifted subs.
Can we change you each end to Ank?
You just had to see at the end and you get exactly what you're looking for.
There you go.
I think I don't think my username should actually be on because in like two, three years
time when people stop saying it, then I'm going to be stuck with it and then people
will be like, why is he just nicknamed after just old guy, you know? When it's like no
longer, cool to be called on or something, when that fizzles out, I'll just be stuck with
this name. I mean, you are old. Okay, what the fuck? Okay, that doesn't. That doesn't
change what I just said. You did shit. Sky, thank you for the ten-ter-one community
gifted subs. Hey, thank you, thank you. Remember when you almost changed your username
to says, I never almost, I brainstormed, I brainstormed it, and then this is why I don't
want to include you in anything. This is why I shouldn't talk about anything. You're going
to bring this back up to me and fucking like, what the fuck? Try to embarrass me. I try
to think tank with you, and this is what you do with my think tank sessions. When I fucking
try to be open and honest with you guys, you fucking sit here and throw my think tank sessions
back into my face? Knowing full well, you guys don't give me shit in terms of good ideas, huh?
I'll bury you.
A fuck.
Why does that embarrass you?
I don't know, it doesn't really, but I just said that.
General again. Thank you for another gifted sub.
This is the controversy I turned it to just yelling at chat.
That's what you turned it to just me yelling at chat.
Mike, Mike, I don't have pronounced before I, before I thank you for the five
to your one community gifted subs because I could go, that I don't want to
fuck that up. Mika, there you go. Thank you for the 5-2-1 community
gifted subsmika. I wanted to be sure, see.
Mika, da da da da da. There's literally people that spell it that way. That
that pronounce it that way, okay?
Unbelievable.
So what did you guys do with your day off
from the cinema thawn?
Anybody do anything crazy yesterday?
Anybody, anybody, slept?
Oh, okay, do you need?
Cried.
Played red dead, okay.
Ha ha.
Wait it for you to come back.
Oh, my goodness.
Played Alan Wake 2.
You played Alan Wake 2 before we could even play it?
Why would you, why wouldn't you wait?
We're right there.
Potentially.
Why would you play it early?
Or are you trying to play it early before I play it?
So that way you have like extra context
so that way you could like backseat me.
Is that what you're trying to do?
Hmm.
It's a spoil it for you. Oh my gosh
I honestly with the island weight games I feel like there's games are so like
Convalued with the storyline that I feel like it'd be kind of hard to spoil because they're so fucking
Confusing I guess
At least from what I remember I don't know it'll be nice to replay Alan Wake one and kind of get a a refresh
So I feel like it'd be kind of hard like you'd have to like write a novel in order to fucking spoil it
Don't do that though don't do that though
But we'll probably get to I would imagine we're gonna get to Alan Wake sooner than later. How long ago did I play it Alan Wake one I played it on on release
On 360
Back when it first came out. That's when I that's what I last played it
But I'd never played the remaster or anything like that.
So it's been a long time for that.
Yeah, the only thing, again, I don't, I guess I won't,
I won't discuss what I know because I feel like it might be
swelish for people that haven't played it at all.
So I was just safe it for when we actually play it.
I'd imagine it'll be sooner than later.
And I don't like to. They use a lot of their jargon from control. So I might be confusing.
Great. Now looking forward to that. But we'll see. I guess we'll see how if it depends. I guess
on how deep I get into it. Did you guys see that apparently? It's like, uh, you know, I was tagged
today. I was called a prophet because I only predicted what Capcom was going to do.
There's rumors now of them remastering Code Veronica, like I said, everybody was thinking they were going to remaster five.
I knew I knew they were going to do Code Veronica first.
Hell yeah, I think I think if they've remade Code Veronica in the normal like third person perspective, like all the other games, I think that would be that'd be crazy.
because code Veronica is a live but man if what if they go
it might still be like tank controls you know what I mean I don't know
a lot of people were preparing for them to like announce five
how they might they might announce them both the be honest you know
are you five is better than Veronica spoken like someone who doesn't know what the
fuck they're talking about hey hey that's just like your opinion and it sucks but hey
you do you.
Are you five as good as though? No it's not stop with the revisionist history bro shut the
fuck up where the fuck were you like two decades ago no it's not just because you went back
casually and now enjoy the fucking co-op like two decades later, doesn't suddenly make it like
amazing from what it was when it first came out. Shut the fuck up. Jesus.
Sorry, five is mid. I'm not wrong. It is it is it is it is mid, but it is like
Passable. It's a passable resident evil game, which is why I think because it's passable people put it on this fucking pedestal because we don't have much to eat
So some of you motherfuckers when you get shoveled shit you'll eat it because you don't get much good food in the first place because that's how it is
Instead of acknowledging the shit and just being like this is shit
I want high quality food. You eat the shit and then you say 10 years later
I liked that shit capcom. Give me another I really like the taste of that shit give me more
But instead I think we should we should just be like
There was a lot of bad with Resident Evil 5 and if they remaster it they should definitely
Take that shit back to
Act of basics I would say at least to a degree they should like
I mean, it's the same thing I would say with six to it's like
co-op can only go so far. I feel like people like make like it's like
co-op is is holding a lot of that weight.
But when you look at when you look at the game as a whole though, fundamentally, it is
It is, um, oh, we hit the go.
Hey, aka kingdom come deliverance one and two.
That'll be on the dock at probably after the cinema
thong.
Those are gonna be like pretty beefy playthroughs
if thank you guys.
Next stop is a sizzle return.
Banana peasant, thank you for the five,
and Ryan, thank you for that final 11 gifted sub to put us there.
Are you six would need a complete remake and
rethink to the gameplay and the plot?
Yeah, I don't even... I don't think that they want to tackle six,
yet which is why they're doing all the other ones, but like...
The people that say five and six are like,
great are fucking high. Absolutely fucking high.
When five came out, bro, it got reamed.
It went through so much fucking like controversy and everything at the time.
at the time, because I kept changing it up.
Nobody liked it because it was like actiony.
It was like super actiony.
Now, like fucking, so many years later,
people were just like, I like the co-op.
That's it.
But like, that's all you can say about it.
You can't say shit else about it.
Ha ha ha.
Which means I think they need to like,
they need to really dig deep into that one.
And Cheva, I never liked playing a Cheva because her fucking camera angle was on the other side.
They have the very least need to make it so that way you can change your shoulder perspective.
Because there's no fucking, I hated being the call a partner because of that alone.
If I period on, thank you for the five turmoil community to get the subs, next goal you're probably going to have to combat sub to K as well.
Yeah, I'm sure if we spend like upwards of two, three weeks doing this.
We're probably going to get a hit with sub to K and that's that I think that's when the timer gets chunked to be honest.
When we get hit with sub to K and then we don't really just kind of like sit in limbo.
That's probably what'll happen.
We'll see the.
I think you accidentally wrote dog shit instead of cinema for Code Vile.
I didn't write that stuff wrote that. I didn't write that.
I gave, I gave honest reviews. Maybe she overwrote that. She might overwrote it with her own opinion.
Fresh, thank you for the five-term work of you to get the subs.
What the hell?
Well, why is she a code violet? Maybe not into the whole like dinosaur, um,
love making thing with the humans. Much like with your review of black Mesa, what did you change my review to? What the fuck?
You changed my review to blackmail as well. What did you change my review to?
This is moderate cinema.
You're really like less less listening down my my opinions on these games. Like people are going to
look for these opinions because they're going to be like, what did you think of this?
And then they're going to read this and then they're going to come back to me. And they're going to be
Like, why did you, why did you think that my favorite game that I suggested was moderate?
Even though I gave like, you know, a really good explanation.
I did add a comment section to the website, which includes your onkslop. No, okay. That's good.
Then okay. That works. That's fine by me. That works. That as long as it is disclosed,
my my my comments. Mesa was clearly pure cinema. Ending made up for everything.
Man, what are these opinions? You're the same motherfucker that just it was just arguing with me
about Resident Evil 5. Ben, you suck. What the hell? He's right though.
So, this is absurd, that's crazy, so you're telling me you could play a game for 15, 16 hours.
And because the last leg of it, the last like two hours, becomes cinema.
You disregard like the other 13 hours and just be like, eh, it's cinema.
Like God.
This is why this is why gaming's in a whole man.
What the fuck, this is why.
Tiny, thank you for the Fights Your One,
community gifted subs.
That basically sums up Red Dead One.
I don't really remember Red Dead One,
but I feel like you have to like,
the ending really matters?
Oh, I agree, the ending can really make
a break again for sure, but I still think
you have to acknowledge the ups and downs.
You don't just be like,
Oh, ending was solid, whole game was cinema.
Because there's a good middle chunk of Black Mesa
that was a fucking slog.
And I'm not gonna sit here and be like,
wow, the game was so great
because I really enjoyed the last couple levels.
Because I did, you know, I thought
like the ending did turn it around,
but fighting military,
fucking waves of enemies for like five hours
This is like, that shit's like, ugh.
Just described desk branding, huh?
No, I didn't. What the fuck are you talking about?
You don't have to fight anybody in desk branding if you don't want to.
I went out of my way to like try to commit fucking murder.
I did that.
off a middle good ending.
Wait, what are you considering the middle of
Death Stranding? It's like the fucking 60-hour game.
What is the middle?
Like every fucking delivery walking?
And why the fuck are you playing the game?
You fucking moron.
What the fuck?
fucking playing the game for them.
Guaranteed they haven't played it.
They're experienced a cinema of walking.
This is like this is that that that that's like a conversation of like when the game first came out. That was like the same. That was like
my that was my same opinion when the first kid like I jumped on board with everybody else was like walking
him, me boring, I tried it three times, me boring, but then it was not that when I played
it afterwards. After it got to a certain point again, you know, I had to get to a certain
point. I love when you get on here and shit on everyone's opinion and just yell for a bit,
bro, some of these aren't even listened. Some of these aren't even opinions. I don't know
what the fuck some of you guys are smoking in chat.
Some of you guys are like,
I like the end, whole thing was good.
Don't care if the rest we shit.
I didn't like the initial premise of the entire game,
but the ending was pretty good.
Like what the fuck?
I will not be swayed, plus your rod.
Listen man, I don't have to, I don't have to be swayed.
It's literally, there's a reason why fundamentally they didn't go back to Resident Evil 5,
like afterwards, that like, why do you think the DLCs went back to basics and they tried
to fucking redo a survival horror because it wasn't really working.
I don't have anything to prove, man, I'm pretty sure the numbers don't lie when it comes to that.
That in the racism claims, oh yeah, that was, yeah, they changed up a lot of that.
I bury your ability to remember this nonsense, I play games, I don't remember the plot
past three days ago.
No, it's to be fair, I am kind of the same way though with some, there's something that
But I think, like I said, I usually, I joke that I have like a temporary memory, like
there's like a temp folder.
And then once like other things come into play, that temp folder usually gets kind of overwritten.
So like right now, yeah, like Indigo prophecy right now is kind of fresh in my mind,
but eventually that'll get overwritten.
And I'm not going to fucking remember anything from that.
And like probably a couple more experiences from that.
It'll get deleted.
So there's definitely, there's definitely some of that just don't stick, you know.
Even, I mean, honestly, you've a deathstranding like as into it as I was, I like kind of lose a lot of the plot.
Because it's been a bit, it's only been a couple of months.
That's the trope in rewritten, would like another playthrough of that.
I never wanted to go back to Detroit to replay it because I felt like my playthrough was
just like solid, like I just, I was really happy with getting like a, like a 1% or like
a 0% or whatever the fuck it was ending, so I was just like really happy with that.
I never wanted to go back and redo it.
It'd be a fun project one day maybe, but I kind of just like liked the way it turned out.
I was just fine with it.
If there was a way to wipe my memory and redo it then sure, that would be great.
But sadly that's not the case.
Killed everyone good ending.
I will wait patiently for the data you replay voices of the void.
Yeah.
We'll definitely go back to voices of the void at some point.
I think that was maybe on like a steam release or something like that.
I don't doubt it.
I mean, that was pretty good.
I'd probably just want to wait until it gets like a lot of extra content though.
Yeah.
What is this song? What do you marry? Instrumental slow?
This is not cinema. What the fuck is this? What's on the agenda today?
The agenda today is what remains of Edith Finch. I believe it's going to be starting.
That's what we're going to start with. And then afterwards, I don't know. We'll see how we'll
feel that, what about Ludo and Heartworm after Eideth Finch? Are those even on the list?
Ludo's on the list? I guess they are on the list. Why those two specifically?
How long are they?
Sores Rath, we do gotta do his Orres Rath at some point, because I fucking took forever to fucking get that goddamn emulator to work.
Which one was heartworm again?
Heartworm was the...
Oh, heartworm was the fucking Resident Evil Club.
uh... was the animal ludo was like uh... hardy
much time to the garden this five hours yeah i don't know
i guess we'll see how long we go for
not from she minecraft
uh... perhaps
the count all we just got it with sub to k well
Sorry, guys. It looks like you guys lose out on the kingdom come deliverance stuff.
RIP.
This we're back down. Sorry.
That was quick.
Fresh. Thank you for the five. Oh, we're back. All right, never mind. We're back.
Oh my god, space line with 75 fucking tier 1 community get that subs, Jesus.
We're up to a fucking 44 hours.
General, John, thank you for the five as well.
We're back, we are fucking back.
Kingdom comes deliverance is overrated anyways, oh my god bro.
Here comes already.
Here comes already.
Jesus.
Chatter is rage beating.
Here it comes already.
Good this.
I'm never played it so I don't even... I can't give opinion on that one.
I can't... I can't combat that one, you know what I mean?
Sorry I can't...
I can't fight you back on that one yet, but when I play it, then I'll see, we'll see.
Do you expect to have to lower the time per sub if the timer never goes down significantly?
No, not really. I don't think so. Why? Why would I need to do that?
Because it will be like perpetually just stuck at 44 hours.
We could just we could just keep streaming I guess at 44 hours for the entire year I guess you know
I don't think it would yeah it would kind of devalue like everybody that's
Gifted up to that point if I were to switch it which I wouldn't want to do that wouldn't make any sense to do you know
So now I probably wouldn't do that
24 hours stream we try to day one I only made it to 18 I guess we still have time
I could potentially try again at some point but let's see if the
pen listen I would say if there was any best bet on something like a
like a stream going really long I would probably look towards when like the
games come out next month if we're still doing this next month if we're
still like kind of going day by day. Like with like fucking Mario
tennis or like you know like even Resident Evil when it comes out. I
imagine that would be quite a bit. We'll see. I hope Mario
tennis is good too. I hope so. You'll run out of suits. I just bought
like three new ones. So I'm good for a little bit. I am getting low right now.
I'm getting lower. I've got like maybe two left from the last set that I bought and then I bought
three more. So I think I need to buy probably a couple more. Hot dog seat. Does that exist?
a hot dog suit? I'm sure there's funky suits, right? Hot dog suit.
These are just like actual suits, like costumes, like Halloween costumes. I don't see an actual
like I don't see an actual like suit and tie suit. There's a lot of hot bug
outfits. You need a joker suit. Like a purple suit. I see a three piece one. What's it called? I don't
I don't see that.
I just searched hot dog seat, though.
Do you know a search hot dog formal suit? Is that that work?
No, I don't see that shit at all.
The fuck are you talking about?
A dollar suit?
Hot dog hot dog, hot dog, friend suit
Nope, I still don't come up with anything
You guys looking on Amazon like where the fuck are you guys looking at you guys just fucking googling you something because I don't this should ain't I don't see this shit anywhere
I see one
I don't see any
I see one on like a completely different website.
I don't see anything on Amazon though.
Hot dogs, you see.
I can't say about hot dog costume.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck should I talk about right now, bro.
You guys.
Guys, all right, on this Sunday, my god.
I don't see.
I don't see the shit.
Anyway, there's one on golf, gantry, gantry, gantry. Yeah, that's the one that I was seeing. That's not on Amazon though. That should take like fucking forever to get here.
I'm looking for some cheapo ones on Amazon, cheapo suits on Amazon, you know?
This song is definitely copyrighted, that is copyrighted, you like the flower one, flower
one was also a cheapo one from Amazon, they're pretty much all cheapo ones from Amazon.
All right, well, let's switch on over, I guess we're going to start some
eateth Finch, I guess. This might be sadschlob. I think it's a sadschlob
because like again, the reviews are all like, you will cry. What I think we
need, we need that. I think we need that. We definitely need that in this.
Uh, we need some sad slot. Look at pin message. I can't look at the pin message on Chaterino. I guess Chaterino doesn't have pin messages.
Let me check. What's it say?
How does Chaterino not have pin messages? That's kind of odd.
And
some good ones here.
A fire one, you wouldn't even be able to see the fire one, because it's like really low.
These are ugly as fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, some of these are really ugly.
off the look into these there's a lot oh my god there's a turkey day one
oh there's like a starry night one that one oh my goodness
there's just horses okay
Okay, yeah, all right, I'll look at these.
I'll look at these later.
That's pretty good.
I'll bookmark this.
No hotdogs here, yeah, no hotdogs here.
I think you guys make shit up, I think.
I think you guys like, like,
sometimes you just like want something to be a reality.
So you just kind of like say that it exists
and hopes that it does exist even though it doesn't exist.
It's okay, I guess it's kind of wishful dreaming, but sometimes it just doesn't like, you know, it's just not an actual thing.
They enjoy lying.
Either way, I got plenty.
planning. Today's, today's shoot. I'll show you guys my suit today. Can we clear the overlay
real quick so I can switch over? Thank you. Today's shoot is, is brown. Brown. Just brown. Brown with
Red tie, like that Mr. Bean suit.
Yeah.
Look like a news anchor.
I googled, I googled, I got the, I had the brown suit and I was like, what color
tie goes with brown and it said burgundy.
So I got, I got burgundy tie.
look like SpongeBob
look like SpongeBob
oh no
no his his tie is red guys and it's his pants are brown not it not he doesn't he doesn't have
us to
I think so. Some said Mr. Bean, Mr. Bean suit. Oh no, it's total okay. Yeah, it's the Mr. Bean suit. Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, it's definitely the Mr. Bean suit. That's, yeah, that's definitely 100%. Right. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I unintentionally did do the Mr. Bean suit. That's actually, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't try that. I did not sort that out to be that way. It just happened that way.
That was because of Google. I said, I like I said, I Googled what goes with a brown suit.
And that's what they gave me. So.
All right, so eat at the Finch.
This game has very positive reviews, but it is a atmospheric walking simulator.
It's what it says.
I don't know how this is going to go.
Some people have like only a couple hours in it.
Seems like it's kind of short.
Might not be too long.
Somebody has like seven hours in it.
I don't know how.
It's two hours maximum.
I don't know how the fuck they must have just been floundering around for seven hours
then I don't know how the fuck they did that but we'll see.
What's the what's the what's the synopsis on this one?
It's a collection of strange tales about a family in Washington State as Edith you'll
explore the colossal Finch house searching for stories as she explores her family history
and tries to figure out why she's the last one in her family left alive. Oh yeah, this
is such a lot of hundred percent. Absolutely such a lot. Yeah, she's the last one alive.
to start timer.
Oh, good start timer, yes.
Let's just start right away.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
I forgot to start the YouTube side guys.
apologies on the YouTube side.
I forgot to start the YouTube side.
Whew.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I forgot.
I always set it up. I set up the YouTube side and then like I always uh
forget to just hit to rest read. There we go.
All right we're good now.
Now we're set, now we're set.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Tomorrow's a birthday.
Happy early birthday.
We'll probably, we'll probably be here tomorrow, so.
I thought I could use...
I can use...
Okay.
Okay.
It's tight.
Titles screens a little long.
Do I get up or, oh, oh!
I can't hear you!
What you saying?
I'm just gonna start at the house.
Very quiet, I mean, I mean,
we just kinda get thrown into it,
so I don't know if there's like...
Is there no subtitles on this?
I don't think this one has subtitles either, guys.
Ocean blur.
the
I don't think
I mean, turning that shit off
think it is what it is, man
no subtitles
no tissue in it at all
this is a family tree, right?
the Finches
you're just gonna have to pay attention, guys I think it's just a
pony, this is how it is but I wasn't allowed and I have to
run this oh it's it's it's it's it's it's it's already like it's like
Stylized.
Inside the mailbox, we'll build from seven years ago,
or urgent, open immediately.
It's victims.
I had it in back, because my brother Lewis is here now.
Oh.
In her room, my mother left me a key, but didn't tell me that I'd have a mocked.
inheritance a million dollars she thought I'd know or she thought the mystery
would be enough to bring you back.
Look at Down or up.
She's probably going to say something about these flowers.
No.
I don't want to trip in this way in a long time, but I saw you have friends.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, guys!
Did you see that?
Whoa!
Even after I inherited the house, I never thought I'd come back to it.
Yeah, I'm what?
But now I need questions about my family, but I'm like the house maybe answers to you.
She inherited all this and just said, fuck it, I'm not even in a bother and let it just get like all fucked up like this.
The house was exactly like I remembered it the way I had been dreaming about it.
It should be crazy doing her.
Whoa.
Hello neighbor house.
I asked Edie once about the dragon in the pond.
She said it in Kildar husband.
I was sexed.
It seemed like an odd joke to me, even then.
As you come in on like everything as we get close to it, if I get close to this car.
Okay, I have enough.
It doesn't care about the car.
We keep going.
As a child, the house made me uncomfortable and the way I couldn't put in towards.
Uh-oh.
One of her siblings was missing.
Milton.
Sorry, that's not funny.
That's the right thing.
Now, as a 17 year old, I knew exactly what those words were.
I was afraid of the house.
There's another missing thing.
I hope the key might unlock the front door.
It didn't.
Looking in, I felt like the house itself had been waiting for me.
There's a person.
And nobody's broken into this fucking place.
They should've just left.
They should've abandoned for like 10 years.
What the hell?
It's in the woods?
Yeah.
That's so...
That would...
That means it's easier to fucking hit a lick on this thing.
What the fuck?
I
find it and be some people are hiking, you know, hiking trail?
I don't know, are you spea lot easier when I was 11?
I had one of those pulls, and everybody has one of those pulls for the first time in years.
Yes? Yes, for the first time in years?
I felt like I was home.
Then look at this kitchen, what the fuck!
But instead of a family, they were just memories of one.
I
Right there brother was was was missing during this because he's not in the picture isn't that that's
In loving memory, Lewis, Lynch, the love brother to eat at the son of Dawn, break
grandson to Eddie.
Hey, all died, bro.
Everyone is dead.
Like how only one restaurant would deliver to our house, so we had Chinese a lot.
I think that's the only way to be sympathetic to listen I am I'm I'm piecing together the mystery that's the whole fucking point here is to figure out
ahhh what happened to her family I'm figuring it out I'm piecing it together
We're all after Louis started working at the cannery we all got sick of eating salmon except they're cat Molly
Okay
Whoa, what's this an actual apple pie recipe?
The table was still a wreck from the night we left.
It was like a bomb and gone off, killing everyone that's bearing the furniture.
my mom was the only one of us who can imagine great grandma eating living in a nursing home
so they're okay they're putting
ran mami and planning to put grand mami in a nursing home
nursing homes that's like every every I know that that's the market
I know that place.
I've been there.
I think in the house looked abnormal.
There was just too much of it, like a smile, too many teeth.
Does that mean?
Does it snatch you out there?
Even the fireplace had a story.
80 told me the bricks came from the original house after it sank.
Whoa. Okay.
So the foundation of this house ain't too stable since they're rate on the water.
They had flooding issues. I'm piecing it all together guys they're giving me so much.
I get it. Family member A, B, C, dead.
one missing other one you know old age one of them maybe natural causes
house foundation pretty bad what else did they give us
uh dragon in the lake story outside
Can't say him.
Collecting bugs.
This is what when people were talking about the last one,
they were talking about like environmental storytelling.
This is the environmental storytelling.
This is why somebody spent like eight hours playing this game.
That's only two hours, it's because they probably sat here,
looking through everything in this fucking house,
house, like every nook and cranny, you look through it and it's like there's a story here.
There's a story here. It's all telling a story. Like that war, that's a story. Like, like,
I don't know what story, that's telling. Like that, they're in the music. Somebody in the
families into music. That's the story of moving boxes. They're getting like everything.
Barbara. Oh, I gotta do this, sorry.
Great grandpa spent built a music box for Barbara along with the rest of the house. That's big
But why does your picture of Bigfoot on the back?
Oh, it's a movie.
Barbara was like a director.
Look at the story, you see that?
More packing.
My mom wasn't much of an optimist,
but she never stopped believing that my brother,
Milton was alive.
Hey, you see?
A lot of things got left behind in the whirlwind of that last night.
What happened on that last night?
Why the fuck is this door like, what?
What's in here?
That's where the key goes.
Stick it in there.
Oh, that's a...
There really...
He told me once that every finch whoever lived is buried somewhere in the library.
But you're buried here, that's spirits.
Handicap accessible for grandma, ma.
Oh my God.
I'm always told me to stay out of the basement.
So I wasn't too surprised from a key to the fit.
Mountain's us have heard. Mom sealed up all the pet germs. Then 80 retaliated and drilled
peoples.
So that's what they did here when they didn't throw up, but they didn't stop.
Why did they install that?
Like with the D in everything.
Is she died too?
I spent a lot of time playing in great Uncle Walter's room.
I think my mom sometimes are granted not to be dealing it up.
I was told me there were secret passages but I never believed in.
Use the key on the...
It turns out my mom was really good at keeping secrets.
Whoa, that's where it went!
Push it.
Now it was time to find out what my mom had been afraid of.
Uh-uh.
If we get all the lore of everything else, they're like, before I crawl in there.
I don't know if I want to let go in there, just get...
There's like other doors to see, like...
There's barbers.
80's father out and built the original house.
Oh, this is just like a little...
Doked area.
No, I must have locked it.
There are four stairs on the night left.
It's a lot of fucking books, a lot of books and alcohol.
Oh, wait a second.
Bro, see, like, what the fuck?
Calvin?
What the fuck?
They're all dying around, like, ten years old?
What?
What?
What up, what?
How does it happen?
I'm assuming that's going to be the thing, maybe.
They all die like...
Oh, it's f***ing like a f***ing like marker on the door and then like lock up the door with that, that's so weird.
I wonder if you didn't want to f***ing come back or live in this house, either half of it's locked up, but there's no f***ing point.
I'm waiting for you.
Maybe it sounds like I had a plan.
From the paintings on the wall of this clear my brother Milton had been here before me.
What's she, what did she want?
What?
What did she write?
I don't see anything in here other than the painting.
But I had no idea what was behind the door.
This is like I had no idea where all this was going to lead.
My god, they're fucking- What is it?
What's it going to be?
Uh-oh!
Looking at Molly's room through the people.
Molly's durable had a tiny bedroom with its own even tiny or a durable cage.
And it's cute.
Being inside for the first time, I felt like I'd stepped behind a painting.
I think it's a sickness.
I got this end of 80, it's been a lot of time here before my mom sealed the doors.
Is that...
I think I can't do this.
Okay.
I come as fans is like just like kind of off over here.
Awesome. Ten.
To celebrate that team, 1947.
Dear Dari, I'll be gone soon, but I wanted to tell somebody about what's gonna happen.
It's story with mom sent me to bed without dinner.
I woke up and I was starving, so I looked around for something to eat.
We gotta be play as her now.
Go Mosh.
The jirbel food is dry, but I don't mind it.
Yeah, wow what the fuck this literal durable shit in there, too. What the fuck?
Oh, dude.
What the fuck?
If that's how this family's operating, I mean shit.
My Halloween candy was all gone.
I thought about
I thought about ink Christopher but I held back
Oh my god
Oh no she's getting drink toilet water
I have to use it in.
No, what are you doing, toothpaste?
I ate a lot of things that night.
That's like plastic.
Bro, what the fuck?
She ate everything but the toilet water.
Then I heard chirping outside my window.
It was a barn swallow or going back to her nest.
I reached out for her.
Her windows is locked.
I was a cat.
What?
I tried to be quiet, but the boarders really scared.
Suddenly, I was a cat.
I'm gonna put it here.
Where'd it go?
I don't think it's so easy, I can't fucking see.
Over there?
I'm over here.
I can tell she was getting really tired.
Now I was at the big tree.
I found the sad I wouldn't climb anymore.
All I heard about was eating that one on the bus.
She's gonna fall on my tree. Is that how she dies?
No, she died. She died on her birthday.
Yes.
Whoa!
What do I do here?
Am I else?
Oh, that was like a monster trying to eat something.
No!
I'm watching this place looking up and seeing my through my mountains.
I swallowed him up and I didn't chew.
Then I flew off to find something to pick.
What is real here?
Come on, a rabbit.
Kill the mama rabbit.
Oh, it's like fucking quap game play now. I have to like I got stuck.
I rolled off a cliff and into, yeah, that was hungry.
Oh, it's inverted.
There's no way the kid lived through all this, right?
This kid's been dead for like, after falling out of the tree, I'm assuming.
Bro, this inverted is gross!
And the place is really good.
Oh no!
It's bleeding!
I was so hungry.
It took a time to watch.
When I opened my eyes, everything had changed.
What is that now? What is that now?
What the fuck are we doing with that?
Oh! Now I was a monster. I'm a snogger.
I have no idea how this connects to anything else.
I was big, but I'm a little quiet.
Yeah!
I can't somebody.
I want it to stop but also I didn't.
Yeah meanwhile it's just probably like eating plastic and glass and all kinds of shit in
Oh, I can kill that guy, kill that guy, I can kill that guy, oh my god look at that thing!
She drowned.
Oh, maybe not?
Azi for leaflet sis, hi James, just one tick to thank you for all the awesome streams
Ben helping Amigo to a hard time just one tick to get some bugs or fangs all
out.
Thank you, man.
I can't barely, I could've understood.
I got a little bit of that, thank you.
into the sandway. What was it? Okay. I'm going to do it all play it.
Why are they German? He's random voices. I mean, I'm, I'm big as random.
I got closer and closer. Oh my god.
She's back in her room.
She's gonna need the durable now.
All my stomach started growling.
And suddenly I was beaten.
I held my breath from one time, but I couldn't get anything.
I think it's way too much sleep, but it's not going to wait much longer.
There, he needs to keep an eye both of you.
I will be delicious.
Ah!
I'm not sure if I believed all of that, but I'm sure Edo would have.
is
probably some kind of like artsy way of like explaining that
whatever it was was eating her from the inside and then killed her
uh...
or to Ferris, thank you for the center of the community to give themselves.
Yeah, I guess, or actuality, she was just eating random shit until she finally died.
I think it was those berries. Those berries are never usually real. That should
this plastic on a fucking random reef like inside that had to be plastic I think I think I think she
choked on this and died I think that was it's a given I can't describe it but I felt like some
part of Mali was still here.
We are just redder, journal.
There's anything else we'd be doing in here.
I'm suddenly, I was a cat again.
This would be obvious later, but my mom never told me any of these stories.
would have but mom didn't like bringing it past. So when we adopted a stray kitten, she
was the one who named it Molly. I spent a lot of time in Great Gremma, E. D.
. Mom is a monster. Just a little neglectful, you know, and then felt the guilt.
And so when they adopted a cat, she named it after the child that died.
and oh, eight, one of the children that died
and probably choked on plastic berries.
Edie knit me a new pair of gloves every year,
just in time to replace the old ones.
Louis died a week before we left,
but Edie hit already started to memorialize him.
I'm getting on these mixed up.
This was Lewis.
Okay.
Is it gonna end with Edith Dying as well?
Since everybody's dead, I feel like she's gonna start to, like, see some shit.
And then, like, by the end, she dies and that's why it's gonna be such a lot, because it's gonna be like,
It's my time now. Sorry, I snorted it.
It's just because it's so sad.
Proomless like a museum.
For 500 years, the Finches have been famous throughout Norway for their fortune and to miss fortune.
Oh, I'm misfortune. Yeah, let's get it to that. What is that curse?
There's no more to it
Odin finished Barry's the latest victims of the family curse his wife in the board and their newborn son
It's a curse god damn it
On January 7, 1937, he set sail with his family and his house, hoping to leave the curse behind.
But 40 foot waves off the coast of Washington, send the house and Odin to the bottom of the sea.
Fodem's daughter, Edy, with husband Sven and baby Molly, step ashore on their new home,
Orcas Island.
Fodem finishes the first to be buried in the new family's cemetery.
His daughter, Edy, is already dreaming of a new finch house.
Well, that's your problem right there.
You took the guy that has the curse, the start of the family tree curse,
and you buried him literally on the on the on the potholein where you built this entire
thing I mean I do they not know how this works I mean no wonder the the the fucking
family tree keeps dying at like 10 years old
Whatever's wrong with this family, it goes back a long ways.
Indiborg.
They like, they like put like there, there.
like year of death like everywhere or is that your birth no that could I wouldn't make
a sense
oh I thought that was my lunch and meds look guys it's telling the story right here okay
Perfume, medication, hospital bed, daily vitamins, oxygen tank, rocking chair, homemade
It tapes.
Mollman beneath the finch house. That would be a crazy twist. They're not dying.
They're not dying from the curse. It's actually a murderer that lives underneath the house.
I interviewed about a moleman living under the finch house. My mom was furious.
I haven't thought of myself as you get the junior for a long, long time.
All right.
One summer they evacuated the island, but Edy refused to go for a few weeks. She was a celebrity.
Because of a little forest fire. Okay.
So the house has also been put at risk and put in jeopardy due to flooding already and fires.
If flooding fires occurs, every child eating plastic, and we're sitting here wondering, why this family would never be able to
make it past like 10 years old. When 80 tall people spend with killed by a dragon,
she could also have said he was building a dragon, cheap slide, that collapsed.
She could have, but she didn't. Okay. Construction accident as well. I guess you can add that
to the mix. Maybe that is the curse.
possible moment situation as well, yeah.
Even in your 90s, sometimes 80 seemed a lot younger than my mother.
That's a baby.
Is that so?
Keep your sympathy.
Stable, may one memories help comfort you in your sad loss.
Just someone died.
Guys, if you don't get that, if you didn't get that.
This is fucking hideous.
Let's see here we got more medication.
another thing of like the the uh which of my cards vitamins
toys don't know why the toys cleaning supplies also they probably shouldn't keep
this stuff out considering they have a child that likes to eat random shit don't
know why they would keep cleaning supplies out in the table like that
a chair in the bathtub because you can't be thereself I understand I got it got it got it
got it.
The only trace trace of the Sam's first wife Kayla from the house was the pink bathroom.
It was a pretty big trace.
Once again more fucking bro what is this again there is a child eating random shit
why what is this that's like fucking bleach on the ground.
There's a secret in this bathroom and then they put a fucking padlock on it.
There's a secret in this bathroom.
It's in the last place you would look.
We made these books.
Did the family make and publicize these books?
It isn't in the cupboard.
This is pretty creative to have a family member make.
It's heaven in this book.
Calvin, also dead.
Sven gave Sam a little camera he'd refer-bished.
He never put it down.
It's one Sam.
Sam.
I'm trying to keep, I'm trying to keep up with the, the family tree here.
murder?
couple turns land into a native haven.
harder as well. Sure.
Is this a little brother's room?
Wrap it. Thank you for the five-term one community gift themselves.
Sam Finch got his high school diploma, he was into taxidermy guys, he was picking up on any of
this, possibly enlisting to war, he kind of, I guess he liked Army stuff,
The pieces are all there.
I knew Griffith Sam had a twin.
I had a twin.
And then he never talked about him.
Because he died as well.
I guess my grandpa didn't like history anymore than my mom did.
one like the army the other one like space and he was only eleven this one
how I want to remember my brother by Santa Fe the thing I remember is that one
he made up his mind that was it hey broken leg brother said he died
before he ignored my friend. And he did.
At Barbara funeral, we swore he'd never be afraid again. And he wasn't.
I think thousand always wanted to fly.
Freedom, freedom off into the waters.
Oh my god, he jumped off the cliff.
Oh my god, he jumped off the cliff.
He jumped off the cliff.
I'm going around, I was in caution.
Maybe if I hadn't said that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Maybe it's the one time they took.
Whoa, there's no way.
I'm lazy. It's still be here. But I don't.
This is like too much.
I think he'd already made up his mind.
That's what I want to remember about my brothers.
The guy's gonna have a feeling of fun. You keep it.
Oh, there's lots and any of these kids through all the generations, what is going on here?
We call them story felt strangely familiar when I was younger, I remember trying to do the exact same thing.
So one is eating like eating plastic, the other one jumps off the fucking swing.
This is in the same this is in the same
Same tree the same same leg of the tree by the way
It was grandma my program mama. Oh, obviously yeah, he was already gone right, so grandma. This is her fault
The fuck what you doing what the fuck was this defend defend you doing
After the funeral
80 ripped off Calvin's half the room.
Look at that. Then she feels guilty about it because I mean that was her fault.
Mom said grandpa Sam and listed it in 18 and I reset foot in the room again.
Who pips a swing aiming off a cliff?
I'm seeing a lot of like there's a lot of questionable things here. I feel like it's gonna get really it's gonna be really hard to get like more
sad when this is how things have been shaping up I'm
I'm
Oh secret
They spent so much time
like making all of these secret rooms and shit in their house
protecting the house being like I'm gonna fucking
If...fuck the fire and the flood and all that, and then they couldn't fucking just watch their kids.
They're eating shit.
Flying off the fucking...
How do I open this? Open it.
Open.
How does the house on the cliff flood?
I'd imagine because of the current and everything.
I don't think that's super unrealistic to get hit with like,
I mean in the, like, the Pacific Northwest like that,
like that area, like getting so much heavy rain,
right on the edge there with the, with the water as well.
I feel like that's totally possible.
Why you wouldn't like, I guess, take prevention measures.
prevention method, you know, I mean...
They obviously don't build for smaller hands and bellies.
Growing up, I always thought of Barbara as a child star.
She wasn't the director. She was just like a...
She just started in the big foot midi.
And never thought about how hard it must have been for her afterwards.
Why?
Because they died.
No, they died after Calvin died after.
Molly died beforehand, though.
And she was only like three.
Why was it hard for her?
Did you pop your there?
While the stories people wrote about Barbara Steph,
I'm surprised E.D. saved this one.
Oh, Jacky, with another disgusting thing,
inspired by the unmarked as most unfortunate family.
I'm calling it a surprise ending of Barbara.
As a child star, Barbara was famous for her screen.
No, it's 16. She was all washed up. I has been.
Tomahawk!
She lost the perform her signature screen at a local convention for monster movie fans.
She was wash at 16.
Oh, that's getting better.
I think you just need the right motivation.
The biggest thing that's coming to my friend Rick was about to demonstrate playing.
No, that was a great three.
It was Barbara's father.
Same. He'd slipped into a cable saw and had to be arrested to the emergency room.
So, Barbara, that stuck baby sitting for a youngest brother, Walter.
I can venture from that. What's concerned?
Ah!
Okay, I'm hearing frustrations.
What?
But...
I'm not hearing terror.
What if I tried to...
Look, gang of hoodlums, and Halloween masks have been terrorizing Orca's island tonight,
at least emerging residents to...
Ah, see, I told you!
I said, I said, I said, I told you!
I told you!
I told you, the library on that.
How would they find it?
Ahhhh...
My god likes making puzzles and secret passages.
There's a key hidden in the music box.
Murder.
The secret is to keep winding and winding until finally to keep up some.
Bex babe, don't be back in a sec.
He was there.
So, I brought him to look for him, right?
On cue.
She reached for the music box.
So, well actually, oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
How long the kid is in my mind?
I thought I was in my mind.
I thought I was in my mind.
Brick is dead.
is that royalty free you can have that in it
is the homie
song royalty free. No. It's not. They pay for this. They pay for this just for this part.
What the?
What if he's actually in here, what if it's actually Michael?
Rick! Rick!
Come on, man!
Canable's as well!
That's the blade saw that it's send got caught on I guess.
Oh my god is he in the face.
He tricked her.
Barb, relax. I was just trying to scare you to help you find your screen.
Well, I'm not scared, babe. I'm furious.
Then act furious. All I'm getting from you now is that your hurt and confused...
She's thrilled him out.
But she's not that it's a sample of it. I'm the hidden bow.
Barb, have you seen my other crutch?
And she was still holding it when she fell asleep watching the late lecture show hours later
She dies
Walter, what's going on up there?
Ah!
Okay, I'm coming up, but if this is a trick, the dead water
Tell me this again!
Oh no!
Oh, that sounds like a rope or somebody being strangled.
The fuck are we about to see?
Oh maybe it's her idea.
Ugh!
Okay, Barbara, there's gotta be another way out of here.
Oh, right here.
Okay, late, I'm tired.
You didn't see it.
It's everything else in here, for the one that ate a bunch of shit.
Molly already did it at this point?
Molly?
Yes, long dead at this point.
There's safe here, there they go.
He just has.
She murdered him.
She murdered a serial killer.
We're gonna go back and he's not gonna be there.
My god!
I've vanished. She listened by his breathing.
I don't know what he thought was.
I have to go home and be sure to sleep.
It's something inside the house.
Oh dear.
I'm glad you're alive.
I'm glad you're alive.
I'm glad you're alive.
It was to get her scream back!
I knew the monsters they were, and she realized what was about that happened.
She was going to be...
Oh.
Barbara's face.
I'm fucked.
What?
I wasn't there myself, but I hear the harbour on you, saying that in the distance.
Oh, I'm glad I know she had a taste of my stomach, but unfortunately, so did her fans.
Of course the police blamed it all on poor Rick.
What is it?
There was the parasocial smoothing.
I didn't give him a router, hiding under his bed the whole time.
He took it all, he took it all out, but that's a nice story.
I survived, run, tucked inside the music box, is all the other found of him.
Oh my god!
Now that's what I call, for real, real, eternal.
Fuck in Tails' liquor.
That's like.
EED told me all Barbar wanted was to be remembered as absurd as that comic was.
Maybe what EED saw was a happy ending.
How the fuck was that a happy ending, bro?
So it seemed like it seemed like Paris Oceanals found the address and
And did all that I guess
Now we go backwards through the cross space.
I guess now I know I'm mom doesn't like me playing with the music box.
And now we can go down to the basement.
Whenever people ask me about my family, the first thing they always want to know about is Barbara.
was that
that that look at that out of order or something
is the year still the box and pressure we already open the box so I doubt the
year would still be in the box
but what is
you're going to the basement we also we have left now we have Sam and Walter who
He was hiding under the bed like a pussy.
He actually lived for quite a bit after that too.
Sun.
The...
Moms that I thought was off limits, unless I wanted another tent in a shot.
Didn't you already say that you died with the building of the dragon thing?
I saw EDS sneak down to the basement once, carrying packages.
I thought maybe she was hiding presents.
Okay, so Walter did after that incident, wait,
But he was like, how old was he bro? He was like eight?
How the fuck is an eight year old just gonna dip like that?
What?
Where the fuck did he go?
I mean he laid...
If there's a pattern of all these stories...
I think it's that none of us has gotten very far.
Yeah, I could see that for sure, this won't turn out very good by everyone. I can't believe I've been down here for 30 years.
Oh, he went to the bunker.
From that first day, nothing to shoot him.
Now what earth quakes as well.
He was the moment, my God.
But after a few days, I settle down through routine.
That's what kid he's saying.
Having a schedule living for today.
I was expected to be dead for mine.
If you wait by me, you need to be strong.
Even a monster, the other side of the door,
starts to be almost friendly.
And then one day everything just stops very 2005 song whatever that thing was it was
gone maybe you got tired waiting or maybe I just got tired of being afraid
It's been a week now, the longest in 30 years.
I had to engage that. I'm done waiting.
I have to leave. Well, I still can.
So did like...
the
room of all was still up there like while grandma was still
alive for another like five years after she was upstairs
while he just fucking
while he just lived in the basement
the fuck the way you get out of here, do I have to say how did he get him food? Did they get him food? I can't see shit right now. Oh, there it is.
the
I'm living on cereal and fucking peaches.
I'm molly.
Oh, he's like...
I'm Calvin.
He thinks it's like a demon.
He knows it is.
It's all mistake.
But I need to stop living the same day.
Even if it kills me.
What if he's out there?
I want you to know I'm ready for it.
Fuckin' bubble boy?
I'm going to appreciate all of it, especially in the food.
Go outside and talk, hey, he's...
Oh!
Oh!
Well...
Actually...
Yeah, he does die pretty soon. Actually, 2005, this is 2005.
He, this is what he does!
Don't fucking train!
What the fuck you got in my train?
Well that doesn't put away you lot outweigh what?
I don't know if you're standing there. The total like fucking...
Oh my god.
I can't believe my mom never told me he was down here.
The rumbling was a train, yet another earthquake.
How the fuck did they like build this shit on?
I'm trying to protect me.
Look at that PNG right there.
That's an actual PNG.
You put that there so that way you can actually look out and see what?
What if things look like outside?
Uh...
Maybe she was afraid I'd end up like Walter.
I don't want to make the same mistake she made.
That's his dump right there.
Where does this shit and piss in all that go?
This is his food dump.
Or is this shit and piss in all that in there too?
same pile look under the shit and poop in here shit and poop in here I feel like
this would get him sick before anything if he was just like kind of secluded to an
area with his piss and shit and all that in there that would get him sick well
be forehand.
Trying to bury something that still alive.
And then this goes only one of his left or maybe two.
If thought it was time I heard this story for myself
and found out what happened to everyone else.
But now I'm worried the stories themselves might be the problem.
I mean, we believed so much in a family curse.
We made it real.
Ugh.
This is where he pro, this is where he got hit by a train.
How fucked, though?
Like, he's...
I feel like if I got ran over by a train,
I think the last thing that I would want is like a little fucking conductor hat and little train figures and shit like that
On my fucking headstone
Like as if there's like a nice correlation to a train and my death. You got fucking ran over by it
I don't know if I should even be riding this
the
little train was in his room though. I don't care I'm talking about after death man. I'm talking about the people who set that up. He could have been in the trains. Sure. I don't care. But I mean what the fuck?
Maybe it'd be better if all this just died with me.
Yeah, I think grandma was a little fucked up for that.
maybe he loved trains if you love trains and then you got ran over by a train
would you want to would you want your fucking you would want to have your
headstone covered in fucking trains that's what you would want
the way you're
the way you're
you're so foolish
you're
yes actually
so stupid
she can do so now there
Well, maybe not. There's something out there.
They're boat.
If you died choking, would you want an image of you choking?
No, well, pro.
Like a little girl who probably choked and died on plastic fucking berries.
Imagine they fucking took the reef. They went out and fucking...
They had to be honest, I feel as lost as you probably do right now.
Went to a fucking craft store and bought a fucking new Reath and put the same Reath up right above her fucking headstone
Here lies fucking Molly who choked on this fucking
Plastic berry you can tell because we put another plastic berry right above where she died
I think people in these stories we do them for what that's worth
What the fuck?
The other side of the house?
There's still a couple of miles.
That history of imagination and severness,
In Madness.
Oh no, it seems possible.
This doesn't seem like a story of...
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
This seems like a story of, like, neglect and dumb.
I think we've been surrounded by death for so long we've just gotten used to it.
What kind of family finishes building a cemetery before starting the house?
Hmm, preach.
God's looking at all the air, oh my God.
It's embarrassing for me to admit this, but...
The pet cemetery, maybe more uncomfortable than the human one.
Three of the jirbles are mine and two had been my fault.
Oh, burpy, jerpy, and derpy, derpy junior.
Yeah, damn.
The fucking jirbles fucking live longer than them.
The fucking jirbles live longer than them.
Jesus.
Spend up the house, but it was easy to design the cemetery.
Look, they gave them, like, I guess I get it, like, they gave them something that kind of represents them.
But like, bro, like, Barbara, Barbara's being a star, like a Hollywood star,
Considering she very well probably died by like parasocial fans invading the house and killing her
Maybe eating her ripping her pieces from pieces and this is and this is how they fucking immortalizer
I feel like there might be a little bit of a disconnect with this fucking family here
Like what the fuck?
I mean, these might be fine. This is the book, right? I mean, a grandma, of course, gets like kind of a nicer one.
I think a lot of the, I think 90% of this was on grandma, I'm not a be honest.
I'm sure Ogon's monument, I've been 80's idea. My mom was always trying to move on.
But, for eating the past never went away.
They were gonna put her in a home.
But that was, I mean, we don't know, I guess.
I guess I don't know.
That was towards the later end, I guess.
She could see it poking out of the water at low tide.
Is that it?
I'm gonna put a machine on low go on yours.
You know honestly that's and unless they they at least that was my death
It which it's not obviously that's not that bad if you could if I could if I could reframe that into being a good thing
If I hadn't made that choice to sign my life over then I might not be where I am today
There I could easily reframe it like that you know what I mean
That's not as bad as you guys think it is.
He said she dreamed about the old house every night.
Well that's the old house that fucking got flooded.
You guys were like, yeah, we'll just make another one right over here.
80's side was always easier for me to understand but the older I kept, the more I can
see where my mom was coming from.
Her dad had been pretty strict but it wasn't enough to save her brothers.
She was just trying to do better.
She lost two of her brothers, just like I did.
I get why she tried so hard to protect us.
Who is Sanjay Kumar?
Hang on, listen to the animal list?
Oh, husband, probably?
I'm assuming his son is on a leaf that it's probably like married into the family tree
probably.
Harold and Kumar could win, guys, hey, I see that movie too, that's a good one.
Yeah, Harold and Kumar, like that's a good one, yeah, wow, that's a good one, yeah,
There's so many things I wish I could ask for my mom now, part of you thinks this is what she wanted all along for me to come back some day and find everything out for myself.
Somebody falls the treehouse.
But looking back on it now, if she told me there was going to be so much climbing,
I never would have come when I was 22 weeks pregnant.
Ha! She's pregnant!
I'm coming inside and some of these shots you could actually look down and see, but what?
She's bringing the baby back to this cursed house!
That's set way, what?
How old is she?
Wait, wait, what?
Oh, they what?
Oh, she!
I'm like God.
I never met Grandpa Sam, but I think he and my mom had a lot in common.
Sure.
They were both pretty intense.
Oh shit. This is the this is the war guy.
The woman. Inlisted right away.
Mom said he got nervous being in front of the camera.
I guess we're all afraid of something.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Hmm.
I'm not going to have to shoot anything.
Perfect.
It's going to rain the whole weekend, isn't it?
I will never forget this weekend, Dad.
That's the spirit.
Okay, got it.
I'm going to take some pictures, okay?
Just be careful.
The camera's older than you are.
I feel like maybe maybe this family just needed a fucking vacation actually away from this location
These motherfuckers are out here like camping right across from their house
in their backyard, like
Maybe if there's a lot of bad jiu-jiu going on with this house, maybe, maybe just, you know, who else thought he was gonna go away
Doesn't it being out here making you want to chill out the tell you the truth I haven't been out here in 20 years
Last time I was with my brother Cal
That was a great trip
Your grandpa's fan taught us how to fish out of build a fire
We found an old logging trap.
We're deer everywhere.
Oh!
Good eyes, Dawn.
I did that.
Before you take the shot, let me get a picture.
What am I?
Dad.
I am.
Just kidding.
Turn off your imagination.
I hope there's something for you.
It's the way I have to do this.
Don't, you don't have to do anything.
If you want to survive, you don't need to be strong.
Great shot, Don.
As he fucking shot.
That's fuck, she's just crying over top of it.
He's like, yeah, let's get a picture of it.
It's okay, Don.
He's brought it up there to fucking get in the picture, too.
It's fine, Dawn. Look at... Yeah!
Aw, Dad! It's twitching.
I think it's totally normal, Dawn.
Just focus on the camera. Trying to think about it.
Yo, karma? That's how he died?
He's at every time!
Of all these stories, that's the one I wish most that my mom had told me.
What a dumb ass.
Holy shit.
Instead of hiding from death, Sam seemed to go out of his way to meet it.
He's a military man, what the fuck?
He's fucking...
I thought I was a cliff by a fucking deer, oh my god.
There's a bunch of MREs in here too.
Bro, like, but just because he's like, I mean, is he?
Maybe these are just like, what a way for later.
I was gonna say, like, why does he have to be like, be like, you know?
I'm died.
My mom and Edie got really close.
They both lost a lot.
Like, he just eats him or he's or some shit, you know?
is this the one year old one
You
You
You
You
You
Oh...
Who's copyright?
.
.
.
.
We start to run the water.
Well, oh, sure made him happy. Oh
He's definitely gonna turn on the water
What to fuck is this
I know you think there's a thing you've cooked.
Did he drink the soap?
I could stun them
I'm gonna call that.
I don't understand either how the fuck is the mom going to fucking get it easy.
How is she going to turn off the water and drain it and put the fucking thing back in?
What the fuck is wrong with her?
You fucking idiot!
Why would you plug it back up?
Oh my god.
Yes it was.
I mean yes it was.
I'm sorry it's happy.
Oh my god. Good luck, okay.
Fuck Sam.
She did that shit, but then she filed the force to him.
And I think that's a good idea.
Pairs need to be investigated.
This family tree needs an act.
This family tree definitely doesn't need an investigation.
What the fuck is going on here?
How is this still allowed to go on?
For generations.
Just kept killing their own people.
I guess.
A poem for Gus, who always said to wedding, was a bad idea.
Our father never finished his, at least not very hard, before the day my brother said he
Paul, who is Gus? Gus was also like in the next iteration. Who's? Who had these kids?
Mom's brother?
What?
Mom's brother.
Sam and Kay. So these are all three of these are all Sam and Kay?
I guess so I guess it would have to be. There's the old there's no other way.
Otherwise things would get a little
The weird
My father made him come, of course, the gusted far apart, who has tightened the bottle
up the storm inside this heart.
They tried to talk about it, but those were never meant to.
They don't need a step-mom for the right to die.
So wait, what did he read Mary after K? Is that what's happening right now?
But that does, I guess? Yeah? I'm trying to think of how those sets up mom. Yeah, no shit.
That's why I'm saying, there he's remaring right now.
But this would have been after the Gregory's situation.
Maybe, yes.
Didn't they have kids together?
Yeah, they had, they had Gregory.
But he's dead.
Dawn was the one that he took.
Camping.
He doesn't have any new kids with the step mom just think of her as random. That's her random.
Okay, I'm not gonna ever say that. I just, I'm just asking Betty, revery.
When the time for photos came, that order came to come here.
But Gus declined and has a sign held up its middle finger.
Oh, oh my god, what a bad kid.
Wind picked up, and panic easily appeared and quickly went, but all the humans did that
Those animals go inside the tent.
Humans.
We re-inthemed down the buckets then, but no one seemed to bring it.
The nature of not destroy the tens are gathered through ringing.
The guys in the tornado!
Thunder is having a much too close and full of angry power.
But all my father said to me,
make the music louder.
What an idiot.
You got crushed by a chain.
I could truly say I thought about you on the day out there on the beach alone.
Just you, the wind, and see you in the foam.
But I didn't until we found you.
Why wasn't the daughter there or was she there?
We're just not participating, because you didn't like that mom.
She never talked about it, but mom told me once if I was a boy, they were going to
name me Gus.
Hmm.
I'm assuming Dawn survives then and Mary's Sanjay, and then that's how we get the next
Family tree I guess.
Whoa.
My mom moved up to the loft after her brother died.
this is definitely some final destination type ship
too but she says that she's like getting far away and get as far away as you can get leave this
fucking island leave this place
this all started because you buried the original dude on the fucking on the grounds
What the fuck? They're so dull.
Religion was another thing my mom never talked about.
Maybe they're poor. They sold the house!
Fucking sell it!
She spent a summer building house in Cocada, where she met my dad, Saun J.
Ah, see? I said this. I said this. I said this. I just put this together.
for the five-year-old community gifted subs.
Fly to India.
went. Whoa. I should have all this other shit there.
Where else do I go now?
Did I miss something back there?
Seems like I'm able to just go back there.
What about you?
Did I miss something back there?
Seems like everything just like kind of keeps going.
I don't think...
I think I'm supposed to go backwards at any point.
Oh, we're not as happy in the game.
Mom moved to India, the doctor graduation, and got a job teaching English, Lewis was born a year later.
Uh-oh, we have to find out about the missing one now.
But if we already found out about, now we didn't find out about milk and yet.
When my dad died, I don't think Mom knew where else to go.
She's fucking brought that curse to him.
She brought that curse to his doorstep.
I'm sure Eighty was happy to have her back.
And then she just came back!
And to see kids in the house again.
Unbelievable.
The house had to get a little bigger, but Eighty was used to that.
and
for a while
is a good
almost normal
understand so so
so you're saying like about the money in shit like that but like
obviously somewhere along the line here in this family tree somebody's
fucking loaded i'm assuming it's easy
because
There's no way she could be so neglectful and be able to do all this shit.
They haven't repurposed any rooms when anybody passes away instead they just add onto the house.
So the house just gets bigger and bigger.
Even when something happens to generations later and the mom comes back instead of redoing any of the rooms.
She fucking just adds on new appendages of the house
This is just like a fucking like a classroom. What the fuck is this? Oh
Signtific method
Relief efforts end in disaster.
What does that say?
Hundreds of relief volunteers are injured or dead after the effects of a second earthquake.
So there is an earthquake.
Okay, that's the third natural disaster that's happened.
I was just a little, I was a little too early on that.
I can science fair thing.
Beginning of the end was Milton's 10th birthday when he gave him a castle.
He did this again. See? He did it again. He did this again.
This is a crime scene. I'm pretty sure.
He's still out there.
And he'd get pretty good work, you know, before he disappeared.
He was on our test.
Milton Finch in the magic paintbrush.
Read it!
I don't know what it is.
Open it.
Open it.
Oh, we have to like.
How's that got the fuck?
Looks like you're funny.
We used to paper.
I was born, wasn't it?
I was born, wasn't it?
I was born, wasn't it?
There's nothing else?
Anything else?
That was it. We don't get anything else.
Searching for a brother. Then she sealed the doors.
I don't remember when I found a mouse, Mom didn't want it getting out.
Oh, okay.
How was it?
Mom definitely blamed Titi but I think Louis blamed so me too me too after he graduated
I as well more and more time in his room until mom got in the job at the cannery
This is like a fucking...
Oh, Treehouse, Jesus.
This is insane.
This is a crazy room.
What the fuck?
Has he got some muka in here too?
Hey!
Lewis is from the smell of the berry.
Very familiar.
That...
No, don't leave!
Oh my god, I wasn't trying to leave God damn it trying to like
Inspect the room
Is it microwave place?
Lewis and I spend a lot of time playing games tether, but he was surprising me about it them. He died a lot
and
Don poetry
Recytl?
What a gamer
Oh
Is that alky haul and then meds?
Oh
Dear Mrs. Finch, as Lewis' psychiatrist, I can understand your desire for an explanation.
As I see it, the trouble began in January, shortly after we convinced your son to seek
treatment for substance abuse.
Only sober, I believe, Lewis first noticed the monotony of his daily life.
Whoa!
He kept working at the Kennedy.
But he withdrew part of himself.
In our sessions, I saw the same behavior.
Yes, Madam monarness.
his mind began to
so was her fault for getting him this job
and I have it
what the fuck am I doing?
oh that's me
oh
I'm gonna cut his hand off.
I asked him to describe it.
He said he started small.
I can move the task.
I can be told to me in the lab with him.
He'd feel this way of that.
and something really
facts
and turns
is easy
My things don't have not made us.
Humans!
He knew it was all in his head.
But he took it very seriously.
I had to hurt Tade find myself.
I'm more fresh.
I'm sorry about him then.
A dlinging at the cannery.
I spoke with his boss.
I do good work.
But he said Lewis had become a model employee.
Yes, right.
That's right.
Tile's focus.
Like a whole new Lewis.
So I let him go on.
It's so beautiful.
I even encouraged him.
It seemed very promising for us.
He told me he'd made a new friend.
Oh, Dougie!
On the edge of a city, he named Lewis Tobi.
Ah!
He built the city up slowly, brick by brick.
And he made musicians.
I'm just trying to play Minecraft.
And songs for them to play.
about starting a band.
He was always hammering something.
It's totally going to trap us, aren't we?
Every day he was an engineer from the group strong.
He no longer spoke of the enemy.
But his trucking was as reliable as ever.
That's right.
Then Monday it's trucking.
That all the cheering coins even the stones under his feet.
But all in his imagination.
So he could do whatever he wants.
Oh, that's not going to work.
You held an election for me.
And you won.
Oh, I'm Mario!
Oh!
Perfect and to stay. That is mine. It's already wonderful.
It became a game.
It's kind of...
It's a concohercity that immediately push on.
We're going to run out of space, and he's going to chop this arm off.
You lose more.
Saight lose.
He started lifting away from our reality.
Loose town.
We nearly happened.
Until then they forgot to go to the end.
Even as his mother pleaded with him,
Art of illness can't say no.
Oh, hey mom, I'm trying to work.
I'm trying to get enough money for us to survive
because apparently we're poor.
Even though I feel like we're not
and we're very loaded, actually.
Just leave me alone.
And Louis, he heard rumors of her.
Hanson Queen.
Hanson Queen.
the queen was on her own quest for
Radiant brain buzz
Radiant brain buzz
Ah
The phone is the sound of her
I'm just a hit, I can't even hit the note.
I was beautiful.
His chase led him to a golden palace east of the Sun and West of the Moon.
Even then, his logic remained silent.
Uh-oh, here it is.
I can't see any more.
My hand! My hand!
My surgeon's simulator hand.
His old and his imagination.
There's too many fish!
It's getting back to-
But he was so proud of having created it.
This is a fucking insane, insane letter. This is like,
45 pages longs.
He becomes something greater than the king.
Oh, that's kind of fucked up, alright. This guy is working hard. He's fucking getting
promotion at the promotion. Probably working these fish. Okay. Oh, there you fucking say
that, that he has no success in the real world. That's fucked up. He's doing a good job.
But the real Lewis was not to the one trucking salmon, but the one climbing steps of the garden cows.
My imagination is as real as my golden totally.
This is what they're called.
Here comes!
I'm so strong I can't be hurt!
Fuck, now we have to clock out.
But again, to forget the world we know.
We're gonna go this way.
We're gonna go this way.
We're gonna go this way.
We're gonna go this way.
We're gonna go this way.
I think it pains him to remember Lewis, the cannery worker.
Oh no, don't tell me he's going to jump in.
He began to despise the man with a royal contempt.
He's now just going to cut his arm off.
He's going to fucking jump into the thing.
I still thought I could save him.
Even after he said he was being crowned him over all the lands of Wanda.
Well, the palace could be come to his companions.
Probably should it as kind of a system to change psychiatrists.
Maybe got a new one.
Second opinion.
He's going to fall down right before he gets to go into the crystal.
There's only one thing left to do.
There it is.
There it is.
The rest I think you know.
Mrs. Fincher, son was a kind man who will be missed by all of us who knew him.
Cut a set off.
That is not one page long. That was not one page long.
That was not one page long. I could not have let you see it. I could see the words on the fucking paper.
My brother was really cool. I wish you could have met him.
No way. What does it actually say? I could barely even see it.
Even then his logic remains sound he knew the world was
All in his imagination he was proud of created it and his no I see become something greater than a king
It's like just the it is like just the end part
We'd bad.
I'm way back from Louis's funeral.
My mom told me to start packing.
She waited until the day before we left to tell E.D.
I'm not sure if she wanted to make it easier or harder.
I wish we'd stayed.
But I understand.
I wish we'd stayed, but I understand why we left.
You'd probably be dead if we stayed to be honest.
My mom ended up leaving everything behind.
Oh yeah, there was a big fight at the end.
Oh, that's how the husband died.
So the earthquake killed the husband because he was a disaster relief.
Fall into here.
And then I guess she wrote a book.
What happened that night happened coming for a long time?
If I...
Maybe you should've come sooner.
Mama, Mama, fight.
You're gonna bring you, you killed my dead's.
You fucking killed my dead's with this goddamn house!
And I'm wearing it.
All that's left now was to tell you about that last night.
Here comes, you killed my dead's!
I was told.
But who will ask Danny?
Danny just watched his pack and didn't say a word.
Until supper when she raised her glass and said,
to our final night together, and all our final nights apart.
Grandma, you know what I said about alcohol.
Some of your medications are very specific.
I love the present for you in the whole way.
Why don't you go open it?
The grownups have to odd you know.
I'm sorry, you're right.
We're all leaving tomorrow.
Let's just enjoy our life.
I'm not leaving.
Eat it. You're excused.
Grandma must stay.
Of course you did.
the
the power I've been shut off that morning, but Edo has had plenty of candles.
Like how?
I forgot about that at the beginning.
They had like a plethora of bills as well,
well, that's probably because they're just,
I don't understand.
I'm assuming the bills were there because she just has a bin here
in a long and as time so they shut everything off,
but like,
How did they lose power now?
More neglect?
Yeah, probably!
Grandma, Mom and Mom can't fucking pay the bills in the dumpster got the money!
I know they got money.
and when you leave the house.
Mmm.
It has a right to know these stories.
My children are dead because of your story.
Mmm! Tell her.
I think it's best if he doesn't I leave tonight.
We'll have the nursing home send a band for you in the morning.
Damn!
There's so many stories I wish I could tell you, but there's only time for what.
This is about what happened on the night of your born.
Oh God, when she was on.
The tide went away, we're out.
Now what?
It was the first and last time I ever saw the old house aground.
They'd been an earthquake out in the middle of the ocean.
They called it the lowest tide in a thousand years.
God is mad, awful.
You know, I've seen that house every day of my life.
This is our beach.
That's right.
I've never thought I'd go back to it, when the fog broke in, I lost my way.
What the hell?
God there, she'd lost already, she just got to look like a pizza.
He lost him round.
Oh, my God.
Don't know what a great bubble, what's he doing?
I got it.
I started seeing things.
That's the deer, the murderer.
The one that killed the one guy.
She's gonna see all of the things.
I forgot to never exist.
But when I saw them, they felt like old friends.
That night, a lot of things came back to me.
Or maybe I came back to them.
Huh?
Things I can't explain, but they're ready to try.
What are you doing in here?
It's mine.
Eat it.
Mom, you're gonna rip it like gold!
I kicked him scream, but...
Mom, Jack, I'm gonna get the car.
No, the story!
I never saw a great car, but I ate it again.
The next morning the band came to pick her up, but she was already gone.
What? She left. Where did she go?
She's got me. She's looking right in a way.
Eh? Where the fuck did she go?
We both tried to make the best.
She died? She died in the day before.
A few years might have died.
It tells an outlaw, yeah, probably.
I would imagine.
What is this?
And I'm undeniable to talk about it.
But she's sort of getting sick a lot.
Uh-oh.
The rest happened pretty quickly.
Uh-oh.
She?
She...
She got better for a while.
And then she didn't.
Okay.
And then I was alone.
Plast and slap to life.
And she's pregnant.
Until I found out about you.
I'm still not sure what to tell you about all this.
If we lived forever, maybe we have time to understand things.
But as it is, I think the best we can do is try to open our eyes.
And appreciate how strange and brief all of this is.
I'm sorry, Edith. Okay, but your family is quite fucked. Okay, doesn't have to be like very brief at all. You're half of your family was.
I don't think that's the takeaway here.
I thought someone was supposed to be for you.
But then I hope you'll never see it.
I would hope so, yes!
And tell you all these stories, myself.
No!
No!
No!
The baby's more.
This is where your story begins.
I'm sorry I won't be there to see it.
It's a lot to ask but I don't want you to be sad that I'm gone
She's also dead
Could any of us ever had a chance to be here at all good luck?
You tell that to the one-year-old baby tell that to the one-year-old baby that they fucking had a chance
What the fuck
She died too but like how did I mean how did she die?
That's what it guys.
I guess it's open-ended. I mean I guess it could be a multitude of, I guess it could have been whatever.
This family sucks. Well actually there's a lot of key figures in the family that kind of suck it up for everybody else to be honest.
God, what the fuck?
So we don't actually find out what happened to Milton?
I don't know, I guess he just, yeah, I'd imagine...
She had to know, it's a question mark.
Maybe he ran away. Maybe he got kidnapped.
Maybe he fell in the water.
Look there, right there, you know, maybe he fell in the water. Maybe...
This fucking looks.
Good, this gracious.
Childbirth, maybe? Are you talking about the last one? You're talking about her.
Oh, it's like wait a minute from Milton what?
What?
What the fuck I get it in the shape of the floor?
What was that?
The chatter says Milton's story continues in the next game.
Oh really?
And it just seemed more about neglectful parents and fucking just killing off their kids.
off their kids. They're out here having fucking three to five kids. They can't take care of any of them.
And they just constantly be dying and they make and they're just making more.
I
Goodness
That's life Jesus, so is there curse or not? I don't believe there was a curse. I believe it's just a lot of neglect
I think I think there's a lot of neglect. I don't think there was a curse
the
like at least two or three of them fucking died because somebody was on the phone and not watching the kid
oh my god look that one they look they gave that one a shotgun look at that that's a real picture
the hell
I'm just like an actual, this is like all of them when they were kids or something.
The
Devon Shatt was Devon Shatt's.
I read that one. I read that.
of the
curse is the fact that they believe there's a curse so the inadvertently self-destructed you know that's
kind of what that's yeah that's got to what's he like
all right well that was it that was
that was good I don't I
Hmm. I don't know how I would scale it in terms of cinema though.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to think moderate.
Maybe moderate?
Did I feel sad?
for some of them, but not that many of them, honestly, not that many of them. I feel like there was a lot of
preventative measures that could have taken place here, even all the way back at the beginning. I think
Eatie, eatie, eatie.
Eatie fucked up a lot.
Ha ha ha.
Eatie, eatie fucked up this family tree.
By quite a lot.
The thing is.
So somebody's got the money, right?
Somebody's got some money, right?
There's got to be money somewhere, right?
They have to be loaded.
There's got to be money somewhere along the line here.
I wasn't a pin.
Don't even row her death so I'm here either.
Oh shit.
I think that...
after after the potential flooding and then the potential forest fires and then I guess well
the earthquakes weren't there but at least after those two instances of potential things
happening they probably should have like maybe reinforced them like you know did you know
me my favorite story. Um, Barbara's I want to say Barbara's. Put the pair of
socials. You know, I think.
Yeah, I'm projecting.
Favorite part of the house?
Favorite part of the house?
I kind of like the Calvin and Samarim, like the split between their room, like one-been
site, like one-been space and the other one being like military themed.
I kind of like that.
That's pretty cool.
I think a lot of that would have been avoided if they would have put Grandma Ma, if they would have put Grandma Ma in the home, you know, immediately.
a lot of them would have had more of a chance.
Thank you, Devon Chat. Thank you, Devon Chat.
Lockets, thank you for the center of one community gift it subs.
Ben, thank you for the 10 big ones on the Super Chat side.
Minecraft.
James, you got a few super chat during the game.
I put screenshots in one cut.
I think it has been as well. Then, Ben did two super chats. Alan Wake. Is there any other ones that are kind of on the same type of deal that might be short like that? Like like a good like two three hours or so that we could like knock out fire watch?
I don't even think that's on the list. Is that on the list? Is that on the list?
Yes, make it up shit.
Let me see. Oh, no.
Okay, firewatch is on the list actually.
Let me take a peek.
Cost it. Thank you for the attention everyone community gifted subs.
Also wondering if we're finishing Minecraft story mode?
It probably later tonight if we do.
I'm gonna, we'll see.
We're not gonna do it now though because it's still kind of early on.
Fire watch.
I already have this game.
What did I buy this game?
This is a first person mystery.
It is story rich as well.
It is, let's see.
It was like four hours or so, like four or five hours.
Okay.
If I do that one.
Let me quick install it.
I need to get a snack. I am fucking, I didn't really get the eat too much before I got on. I keep doing that.
Eh.
Thought he played firewatch years ago? Nope. I bought it. I bought it in, what did it say?
Fuck, I don't even remember when I bought it. I think I bought it like two years ago. It looks like it said.
said I probably bought it on the sale but I never played it. I do not have any time on it.
Nothing. You played it in my timeline. Okay, I played it in your head, I guess. I played it.
Let me quick get a snack and then we'll start this one.
Can you super chat from YouTube?
Excuse me.
QD, QD, thank you for the five big ones on the super chat.
I rate E to 20 out of 10 cinema.
QD, you like that?
Quint, thank you for the gifted sub.
Odd Hound, thank you for the five.
Surely thank you for the five as well.
What is that voice? I don't know guys. You see this every time it's random. I don't know. I have no clue.
I have no idea.
So this is just pretty much just this like sitting up in a fire tower and just like, uh, uh,
Oh, that goes. All right, looking out for fires.
Okay, one second. I'm going to quick go grab a snack or something to eat, and then we'll start.
Adam, thank you for the ten-ter one community gift it subs.
I'm going to love this.
We'll see. We'll see.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Check it over for asses.
You
Good snackies and wooder chat.
You
You
You
All right, I'm back, I've got myself some food, is it's a game that I can like eat
and play at the same time, get interactive movie?
Yeah.
to
make sure there's
some titles and
whatever the fuck else I can
possibly do
yeah
garbage
shit out of here
Oh, fuck.
Boulder, Colorado. I know where that is. I've been there.
I see Julia, did you see Julia?
She's about your age, late 20s.
Guys, they 20s.
with well dressed professors and grad students from nearby CU Boulder. You, Henry, are out drinking
with your pals. I'm drinking with my pals. I approach her. I'm drunk. So what's what? So what's your, you know, major?
Yeah, what's your major?
You slur the word major and it smells like course.
You give an awkward smile.
Evolutionary biology, she says, and I'm a professor.
Cool, you reply.
What's yours?
She asks.
She sniffs the air.
Talks of college.
Ha ha ha.
Brilliant.
was that a burn you ask
she says definitely
worried she heard your feeling she asked if you want to split a cheeseburger
one week later your julia's boyfriend
thought
it
Oh, that might be a game that actually needs the motion blur because it's like really like
Rough the way it wait. Maybe I'll just put it on low
The way it moves is like really harsh
I actually might die
or we're going to die they've wrote her a year she drives you absolutely nuts it's great
you move in you share an apartment near the school with a view of the mountains
You cheat drink beers out on the deck.
You drink beer just about anywhere.
Life is good.
Julia wants to get a dog.
There's a scruffy under-sized beagle,
Julia's in love with.
She wants to bring it with her to class.
There's also an intimidating,
but gentle, I'd German Shepherd.
Well, thing bad could happen to Julia
while walking this dog.
It's badass.
Hmm. I'll take the shepherd.
May him to an excellent dog he loves wrestling with you in the park and goes with
Julia on her runs. Even though he's too big to bring his school Julia loves him all
the same. May him as a friend, a child, a friend, child, and pet all rode into one.
I'm 279, you talk out on the deck at summer, 930, and the heat still radiates off the
hide desert. What do you think about kids, yes? So she dies. She dies and that's what makes
him go get the job out in the bunies looking for fires because he can't stand being at home
anymore. Kids, they're not very smart or good at much. I'm saying if you and I have some
couple little idiots, that'd be pretty cool.
In that case, we should probably get married. Yeah, I would like that, you say. These kids are
going to be screwed up enough. It's probably for the best their parents are hitched.
She says she's absolutely right.
She's my wife now and she's dead, oh no.
Aren't you gonna happen?
and
it's a Thursday night Julia is four hours late she doesn't call you're worried and getting
angry by the minute she walks in after you've gone to bed oh wait a minute
she's not quite drunk clearly she's been having a button time you fight when she gets in
between the sheets. You get mad. She cheated on him. You call her an
inciter an asshole. Incinciter an asshole. She tells you to fuck yourself.
Not be such a baby. You call her selfish. She knows you mean it and it hurts
her feelings. That was quick. You're later Julia still likes the draw. She draws
plants from a research. She draws all the places you go. She draws you. Well,
I flex like he-man. We're frolic like a Victoria's Secret model. I'll take that one.
Very nice. Okay.
I'm glad.
Wow, it's so nice here.
Two forks.
Well, cinema, that cinema right there, you're later, during the summers you
enjoy walking me am at night, there's a festival in town, it brings folks from faraway
places, one of them tries to mock you with a knife!
Oh my god, me and runs away.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, fuck dog.
Julie yells. She gets flustered and has trouble speaking when she's stressed.
You can front the attacker.
I beat his ass.
Your arm gets cut up, but you beat the guys ass.
You don't feel very tough.
You cry your eyes out before the cops show up.
Julie asks to take a different path from that day forward.
You say okay, you don't want to go that way either from then on you walk by the river. No, what the fuck? No, what the fuck?
He made the dog run away beat his ass. You beat what?
No, you're later plans to have kids to get way laid by work
If you let it off for the job at Yale, Yale is in Connecticut, 2,000 miles away.
It's a great job, associate the park and chair she wants to move, you absolutely
let it leave you not.
Down, followed by that.
Let's go ahead.
Your asker shall continue back and forth.
You don't want to move to Connecticut.
She says, that'll be hard, but you'll do it if you won't move.
The tower not the pass it up, but that's what she wants.
She agrees.
She flies back to Boulder three times each semester.
But this is when she cheats.
This is when, this is when some cheating happens.
She really has sent home from Yale on Pade leave after having an episode.
She lost it at college for borrowing books that were important to her research.
She didn't remember she had happily loaned them to him just two days prior
She was found praying in the stairway. What what the fuck is this what?
You say maybe you guys should talk to someone about it. You make macarony and drink wine
I'm confused. What the fuck just happened here? Let's just make some macaroni
It works, okay
watch dollars on TV and sleep together in the couch
I was not expecting to see all that.
Mayhem's getting older.
He came back.
He's got silver hair down his back and slows down at night.
You and Julia walk him through the bar to see your friends and it feels like nothing
has changed.
Julia goes back to the university.
July is a flick, a flick shouldn't get worse.
She can't remember things in class, her researches and shambles.
She drives her car to the next town over for no particular reason.
Benhes has to be brought home by the police.
She's devastated.
She sent home on permanent medical leave.
What the fuck is happening?
Some days you get the Julia who calls you a dope and your unborn child little idiots.
Other days you get a stranger.
She pulls you into bed to make love. After five minutes she's gone into a panic believing
her dad is at the door. You tell her family they're crushed and begin to make trips
too and from their home, you know, Australia to visit her. For a while, your friends
to come by with little things to brighten the day,
she gets worse.
He spent your day following Julia around the house,
count the seconds between the two weekly visits
from Daniel the Nurse.
Daniel the Nurse, huh?
Hmm.
He suggested Julia could live somewhere else,
somewhere with a 24 hour hair.
Oh, he would.
A home.
It sits with you a couple months.
Uh, no, I'll take care of her, myself.
Fuck outta here.
Hmm.
still haven't even gotten to the watch tower yet assuming she dies before we get there
Oh, you've seen this before.
Whoa, so this still synema, they did it again.
It is impossibly hard.
The worst is when you get mad at her like when she tries to cook her own food.
Can't do anything without her and she can't do anything without you.
When she goes to sleep, you stay up for a few hours, drinking on the deck, watching baseball in the summer,
college basketball in the winter, drinking then too.
I start blowing out after you put her to bed. The first time you do it,
you worry about her getting up and walking around while you're going.
You put a chair in front of the bedroom door.
like the lock it.
Trust that she sleeps like a rock.
I'm sure she's fine.
You don't need to lock it.
You're the same bar at the boring end of Pearl Street.
It's nice there, over time.
You tell Sheila, the bartender, everything.
It's a huge weight off.
Your home, an embed by 1 a n, a couple nights a week.
You look forward to those nights.
Uh-oh.
Are we gonna-is this gonna flip?
to flip.
One night you stop.
Do you know I check point.
You blow a point 10 and are taking the jail for the night.
You consider trying to hide it, but you tell your sister-in-law Susan.
This is happening here.
I thought.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought I was going to die.
Julie's parents take the next plane from Australia. They can't believe the state
your house is in. You tell you Julie is coming to live with them. You don't argue
you say you'll visit soon. A few weeks go by. Some are coming and you see an
ad in the paper for a job. You take it. Is it the fire watch job?
So she didn't die.
of
Yeah, but just wait it's got to happen eventually
Radio
I ain't going
Okay
I'm assuming we put the
I can't do it put them in there or something, put them in here, start to fire, cookbook, sing your their mind.
Ew, what?
Have you ever considered the, what?
I can't fucking read it, it's too dark.
Turn on the fucking lights first.
a
a
a
a
do you mean yeah yeah to explore the
labyrinth but what does it you're
that didn't look like I know it was
your book that didn't look like it had
another
oh it's the the R in the end or
like kind of mixed together they're
like there's no like space there
Pennsylvania Education. Your name is spelled H for Z-O-R and like two underscores. You're
talking to me about my education.
Last house is guys.
Hello, whoever this is it's Henry, right?
Yeah.
I'm Delilah.
Yeah, that's what the guy said on the phone.
So what's wrong with you?
Excuse me.
Whoa!
People take this job to get away from something.
Can't say that.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's the idea?
Go ahead.
Look, I just hiked for two days, so I don't really follow whatever it is you're doing right now.
You take a stab at what's wrong with me.
Fine, then can I sleep forever?
Sure, funny. Okay, now go ahead.
Um...
You're revealing against mom.
Nobody back home can stand you.
Okay, you're probably out here because nobody back home can stand you.
Which, after this brief introduction, is not a big shock.
I'll drop that up to you being tired and grumpy.
Well I better get some sleep then.
One sec. Now it's my turn.
Okay, goodnight. Bye.
Let's see.
I don't know anything about you.
I say you got fired from your job and you finally decided to write your novel.
That's the sort of bullshit reason you'll find a man out in the woods.
Goodnight.
That's Alan Lake.
Good job.
Yeah.
Haha.
Haha.
Oh, he's a writer, dude.
He probably slept like a rock.
Anyway, there's still a few hours a day light to get some work in.
I can see what you're asking, so call me when you're ready.
What are you writing?
Oh, the pine cone is in the middle of the way.
Hey, sorry, guess I slept in.
You got a relaxing flood, 14 hours of sleep?
Yeah, Jesus, I guess it's 6.
6.
45.
Whoops.
Don't worry about it, that hike puts everyone out of commission for day or two.
But now that you're up, let me quickly get you acquainted with the job.
There's a thing in the middle of your room with a round map on it. Do you see it?
That's a picture of them right there. I
See these dick
guys
Like I've seen the min characters cock and bulls like right out of the gate now. It kind of makes things weird like right out of the gate
Right in the middle of your room
We all
You can't is it
Okay, yeah, I see it.
This is the Osborne Firefinder, invented in 1914 by WB.
Osborne.
You use this to spot, you guessed it.
Five.
What the fuck?
What is it?
Nothing.
You use this to fuck me.
Hmm.
Language, lady.
Out your west facing window.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Why?
That's weird.
Fireworks?
Where?
I need to confirm, do you see them?
No.
Wait, yes.
My God.
Seriously, are you seeing this?
Yes!
Whoa, that's not legal, right?
Uh, no.
You need to get down there right now and stop them.
Fire dangerous through the fucking roof.
Is that really my job?
Sure, chop is whatever I say it is.
The closest rangeer is like 10 is a way.
Go down there and send them straight.
I'm right.
Can I kick the shit out of him?
Like kick the shit out of him, sort of straight?
No, no, no, no, no.
Jesus, no.
What? I'm not a cop.
It's not like I've got a rulebook over here.
Just make sure they don't do it again.
Take their shit.
They're still doing it right now
Between you and the lake if I remember right there should be one in the supply box on the way the code is 1 2 3 4
It's actually that for all of them
Smart smart shut up
Wait where is this room?
That takes some bless cleaner
Some water?
Hello?
One of the few games I wish I could play for the first time again, is it because of the
because of the intro, because of what you saw.
Yeah.
I don't think I ever grabbed the rope.
Look at these physics.
Oh, I see it.
It's that way. It's uh, no, that, that, that fucking map, bro, this shit doesn't fucking like actually move. Why does my,
I shit doesn't move.
Oh, it is now?
I guess we're just, yeah, okay.
How a compass.
What the fuck does the compass have to do with anything you fucking deal, though?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck does that matter?
I'm looking at like with the way my characters is like running a fuck does that matter
We're on the way right now
But I just walk around it. I can't walk around it
So I have to put this away in order to
Can hold the map out at the same time. That would be ludicrous
So think
I found the supply box
Great!
Great!
Over the...
I did it.
Hey, man, does it the zoom in is like way too zoomed in?
I couldn't take it so I locked up his look, his look out and put some stuff in the box.
Found one of those bars you like hiking into the park, but let's get fucked when I'm back.
I need this, keep an ol' bar, keep, oh, he ate it, rope, keep, map, copy, pine cone, keep,
Anything else? Don't need.
I don't open the fucking map anymore, man.
Madison Wheel?
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm gonna assume those kids are this way.
I hear it to my right.
Oh, I'm gonna beat his ass.
Foggle jogging.
And what way is that jogging?
Nothing, there's no jogging happening.
I think we have to probably give it to them.
There we go.
Goddamn kids.
What's this?
It's all up tree.
Hey, there's a tree out here that's been ripped to hell.
But you think that's, you know, like, uh, disconcerting?
And we, there are 500 pound grizzly birds out here.
They sharpen their claws on trees.
We don't have grizzlies in Colorado.
People killed them a long time ago.
Well, in the thoroughfax, they kill people.
They bury their bodies and then come back weeks later to eat them because they prefer
rotten meat.
People just disappear.
But do you think that's disconcerting?
No, Henry, that's life.
Hmm.
Christ, lady.
It's just, it's just so real.
This is how Colorado looks.
Well, since this isn't Colorado, I don't think.
I think it's said like,
fucking, what did it say, Montana or something, huh?
He's from Colorado.
Hey
Oh my god immediately
Oh, I have to report that, too.
Hey.
What the hell's wrong with you?
My rope snapped coming down the shale slide.
He didn't break anything, did you?
No, I think I'll make it.
We'll be careful for Christ's sake.
What the fuck do we even need to do that?
but low voices, they're voting, they're,
oh, I have it all the way up here.
I could turn it up, I'm turning up just the voices.
I think your shit might be fun, though.
He finally saw it.
Guys, I literally turned it up to like 80, 90%
with the fuck, like.
Ha ha.
Unless I start blowing out people's ear drums,
I don't really know what to do about that.
Remember, I have boomerayers?
If I have boomerayers, wouldn't that mean that I wouldn't be able to hear it, but I
can, and you're the one telling me to turn it up, wouldn't it be the opposite?
That's a true fucking idiot.
Oh, something else to report.
It is a hell of a nice camping spot down here in the lake.
I haven't been down there in years, but yeah, Jonzy Lake area is perfect.
Hmm.
Reporting everything, but...
Those damn kids...
Oh, hey, left.
They ran away already.
I can staring at the big outcropping down here,
but I'm not quite sure where to look for our...
I wrote technicians.
All right.
Maybe keep heading west toward the lake.
It's kind of sucks at his job already. I think we should get fired
Bear
Finding a bunch of empty beer cans. They threw them all over hell. Are you fucking serious?
I'm sure I'm
I would like to retract my statement about knuckle sandwiches feed away. Oh nice. I could beat their ass now
Do I get anything for cleaning up after all this?
I guess the piece of mine
Can't do that. What the fuck?
I cleaned it
Fuck it. I'm not the maid.
What's that?
It's not alone.
I don't think we should throw them in the fire.
Oh, they're naked.
Oh, no, we're going to see more cock and balls.
Or about to see more cock and balls.
Let's have a bottle of whiskey, decent stuff.
Drunk pyromaniacs, fucking great.
I'll get the sensor ready. We don't need the sensor. We don't need the sensor.
I'm sure you can't.
He's going to take it.
I'm a fireworks, they didn't even try to hide them.
Yeah, well, confiscate them.
Yes, yes, man.
I'm taking everything.
Oh, look, they decided to have a campfire too.
You know, they color-coded the fire danger signs,
and case people were invittered.
But I guess that doesn't take into account just plain stupid, does it?
Good morning.
But they left their clothes out to dry. It looks like two people.
What if they're naked?
Won't that be exciting? Look, they're obviously still there, so chillin' off and then head back.
What if we steal the clothes and play the joke?
I found a bra.
I
There are
H
I
Don't want to say that word again. Why?
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I think we need to stop using the radio for like every fucking two two fucking seconds. Where's that kind of sucks? I'm just joking
There's a
Yes
I
I
I
I
He's going to examine it. He's touching them.
What the
and
their mummage
and
a
Is that a guy over there?
Oh, hey, what's that down? Seriously, it was expensive.
with the fire?
I told!
fight another firework, and it won't be your stereo, I wrecked.
Oh fuck you, psycho.
Yeah, fuck you!
Yeah!
Fucking paper this.
Oh!
Oh!
Let's get out of here.
They're literally behind the rock.
They can't go anywhere else.
What the fuck?
Minus Karma?
Hey, that go okay.
Absolutely, then I get this for free.
It went fine. Hopefully there won't be any more trouble.
Good. Thanks for going down there.
I hate as a trail to two forks tower down here near the lake.
Yeah, that's your tower.
So I should go this way.
If you're not climbing back up that slide.
I'm keeping their room box.
I think I'm going the right way.
Heee!
Oh, what the fuck was that?
You should report that.
What the fuck is- Oh, what the fuck is going on?
So, I have a bit of a confession to make.
Oh, sorry.
Hold on.
Fuck.
Oops.
Sorry.
Fuck.
What is it?
Um, because I was, I was drunk last night when I woke up needed a job.
Yeah.
Well, you're not the first boss to be guilty of that.
I know, I just, I know I can get a little pushy, you know, putting you on the spot about
Where you're out here and stuff
Why are you telling me this?
It's fine
I'll keep that sort of a thing to a minimum
Anyway, let me know when you get back to your lookout
I have a prediction.
I think he's going to fall for this lady that they're, you know, they're
mac and on the radio, I think he's going to fall for her and then there's going
to be a big event, a big danger, where he dies, he's going to be put in danger and
His last course of action is going to be us picking what our dialogue is going to be to her and it's going to be like
I'm so sorry and then he's going to like you know die
Maybe it'll be a bear maybe it'll be fire it'll be something he'll be on the he'll be on the brink of death and he's going to be like
I
You know, you're not gonna understand cuz he's gonna be crying, but I
He'll be cinnamon
He's gonna be like my wife died 10 years ago. That's why I took this job
Watch he's got a fucking
He's going to hit her with all that.
He keeps like making my camera open.
Hey, I heard some thunder.
Yeah, I've got eyes on a storm out to the north.
Well that's bad, right? Because of that lightning.
It just means we'll be busy.
Hurry home and try not to get hit by lightning.
See, all you care!
I got hit by lightning with the eye, it was nine.
It went away? The fucking dialogue went away! Why did it go away?
Whatever, guess what I'm going to do.
Let's see, this one.
We got a horn.
Shit.
Radio this in.
There's a horn or an antler, whatever.
Well, antlers are made of bone and horns are made of the same stuff as your fingernails.
I guess this is a bone.
Antler, a range you must have found at this spring.
Okay.
Nice. Yeah, flashlight though.
That's it? That's all we get it?
Fix me.
Fixing.
There's also a cave.
There's like a cave behind us.
A gate.
Turn up the volume.
Oh my god, it's...
You need to go, get your shit check.
There's insane, that is insane.
It's getting the... I don't have much more than I can put it up.
Oh wait that's the cave. Maybe that's the path back to the thing.
Hmm.
What's this way? What's that?
Maybe we should radio this in.
Oh my god.
What's in this cave down here?
In Thunder Canyon?
Thunder Canyon?
Hey, I didn't name it.
But in the cave, I don't know rocks.
And if as tell people not to go too far in their kids, pretty dangerous.
So...
So, I say, fuck it. You're a grown man, you can go where you want.
Great.
Used to go caving with someone back in Colorado, she loved it.
Might be great to explore it sometime in the summer.
But that could be fun.
Obviously, it'd be very careful.
She's dead.
It doesn't seem that dangerous.
Oh, no!
Henry!
Seriously, it's completely fine in here.
That's a good one
Henry's so funny
It's got pisses me off
He flows
This cave is gated off.
It's to stop Splunker's from dying without getting the keys from the Forest Service office first.
Makes sense?
Although Demi says she lost him like three years ago, so maybe its mysteries are locked away for good.
Oh damn.
Yeah, but maybe you can find another one to get your cave and kicks in.
This one's so close to home and convenient though.
No, sorry Hank.
I'm just dying a lot, bro.
It's getting dark.
All the boombox!
No!
I don't know if I would be able to, I don't know if I would be able to bring it past this anyway.
I keep fucking mixing up the controls because shift is fucking not sprint it's fucking radio
See if I can find a look
Oh, I guess we can I don't know how he's doing that bit minus one, but whatever
That's that. Yeah, he just, he just threw it in there. Oh my god! What is that?
There's some guy out here.
Some guy? Wait, he's looking at you. Can't you do anything else?
I don't think so.
There's something I, something someone should have told you about this area.
It's haunted, is it?
It's outside.
Come on.
The whole thing.
And people come and go as they please.
It's madness.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I get it.
Look, bumping into someone in the middle of nowhere.
It's part of the fun.
They were being a creep though.
the
so if you leave it and leave anything up to your
or anything like that, and I think it was a ghost.
I sure hope I'm going the right way, because I'm not.
Not taking my nap, I'm just fucking going for it.
Oh god damn it.
we should report that well that trail isn't closed anymore
oh really yeah I took care of the blood path it was back breaking but you know anything for the service
thank you any time
the
certain wonder why we need this guy i mean if he's got a report literally every single
fucking uh small minute detail to her then what the fuck why's he even hire
somebody at this point
Oh, look at outhouse. Let's report that too.
Um, so it's just the outhouse then in terms of going to the bathroom?
You're a man, Henry, you can go wherever you want.
Huh?
Number one, at least. And full disclosure.
IP wherever I want as well.
Oh.
So this generator is all the power of that out here.
Yep. It doesn't go through much data.
And, well, you don't have much in the way of electronics, so.
What about the hairdryer?
Oh, I'm sorry. You might just have to make cheese with frizzy locks.
I could never.
I like the outhouse, the rustic, nothing ruffin it in a certain way.
Yeah, it's a little privacy among the seemingly endless expanses.
Well, privacy.
I like it all the same.
Can I use it?
Oh, there's a baseball in here.
A fuck.
I can't get a kid.
Ha ha ha ha.
Now I'm gonna put on that.
My typewriter!
What can I do for you?
Well, my typewriter is on the ground outside of my tower.
You right?
Yeah, look at the wind. No, how the hell you should get inside fuck me
They broke in bro. Sorry, I still got their fucking boom bucks
Oh my god, this is vandalism.
I-I said report to you.
Someone broke in.
Hey, what?
They just-they wrecked the place.
Through my typewriter out the window?
Motherfucker.
Holy shit.
shit. I'll let the Forest Service know what happened.
But I still have...
Everyone box so they can... just nice.
It's glass everywhere.
Seating even respond!
She doesn't even care about that.
Going down to get...
Okay.
But what can they do about it? Will the catch whoever did it?
This is the forest service Henry. They're not exactly Hawaii 50.
Do you have any idea who would have done this?
Yeah, the fucking two naked girls and I fucking hello?
I did probably piss off the girls at the lake.
Fuck them.
Well, I'll have the Rangers keep an eye off for a couple of young women and question any they find.
I can't believe someone would do this.
I worry about bears and fires and that's about it and now I've gotta worry about some, but violent campers?
Okay, in the morning I'm gonna call my friend Patty who works at Desk down in Cody.
Big, keep a list of everyone who's officially been in and out of the trailhead since...
I don't know, I'll forever, and see if we can get a list of names.
We won't get much, but at least if anything else happens, we can refer to it and see if anything comes up.
Thanks.
I need you to feel safe out here.
I do feel safe.
Well, I'm talking to you.
Just point me to the Forest Service Weapons Cash,
I'll feel safer than I'm hoping it's a little car.
Yeah, uh, someone made a choice here
to go to leaving people with infinite amounts of alone time
and a gun.
I was kind of a bad idea.
Oh, grenades.
I'll see what I can do.
You're married?
I'm not any more.
We can't join home in the fucking window.
I'm up below.
I'm awake.
I'm awake.
What's your problem?
Sorry, I'll be fine.
That storm knocked up the phone line I used to talk to the service, which means we're cut off.
I tried radioing out and that's not working either.
Who fixed all these books? I had all this thrown on the ground.
Why, that would be the case.
There's no backup.
The backup is the two-day hike out of here.
So, that's a no?
It's easier for me to send all the lookouts out to check the status of the wire in their areas.
Yours is a good hike away.
If you find any portion of it down, I can try to get a hold of a manger and help bring someone
Okay, I could do that. Where is it?
Remember that cave you hike straight as today?
Yeah, of course.
So, you're gonna want to go back there, go through it and keep going straight to the north when you come out.
We'll do.
Thanks, Hank.
It's Henry.
What, you don't like Hank?
Yeah, I don't like Hank.
But, thanks, rhymes with Hank.
No, it doesn't.
Okay, alright.
I think we should make a bomb.
I got a switch just like comes back with me and just appears here.
Okay, relieved?
What am I writing?
Sleep is going to be a real problem without making this list of all that's happening all the time for Henry from the future.
This was the night your tower got turned over and your sheets were gone.
going to have to figure out today, I'm going to have to figure that out today because last night was in good and I'm fucking freezing.
I was a hundred percent sure I wouldn't have any Julie Jules Jules dreams out here
since I was sleeping in a new place and everything but sure enough during the 30 minutes
Once I fell asleep around 5am, there we were back on the beach in Melbourne.
There's that moment where I know it's coming and know the water is going to come up
and up and I think I'm going to spew or my heart is going to stop or something, but
this time I woke up before anything happened.
Maybe that's progress, see, she's dead already.
I had my fingers crossed that I would just be dreaming about squirrels or mountains and trees
and shit, but what are you going to do?
She dead already.
We drink this, say it for later.
They just keep saving the whiskey for later.
if
Julia will remember this Julia Jules Jules Jules day will remember shit there
day wow look at that that's beautiful look at that wow now that is
something okay so we go back the same way that I can I don't even need the
to map to get back there. I remember.
This way.
This way. This this way.
the
I don't know what year this game could have.
2016 day!
Hey, where's the spot to go down?
I've never done my get close to an edge. It's like the camera.
Resets and gets a little wonky for some reason.
Oh, it's actually pretty damn cold out here.
Roger that. What's that fast? The one is called in Boulder though, right?
Yeah, they are
Look at us getting to know each other look at us look at us out here
We'll talk about my favorite bar because I'm a drunk
You know boring if you don't ski we see it at this bar called the dollar though. I love that place
Oh, wait, is that turn on pearl they have all the money pinned into the ceiling? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. I love that bar
Why didn't you go any more my wife she died. I got a DUI I got a DUI
Yeah, not particularly proud of it. Well, I mean, okay
I haven't told anyone this but I got one to five years ago. Yeah
Yeah, I was stupid. I was so stupid, but you know, it's late. It's winter. The streets are empty and you just want to get home
Totally
Oh, so fucking dumb
Hey, can you hold on a second?
Sure. I'm just gonna keep hiking and hoping it forms out
Hey, I don't think so. Why have you?
Okay, good.
Huh?
Hello?
No, I don't think he has any idea.
I won't listen.
I'm absolutely sure.
Would you?
She's hot, Michael.
I don't know if anything changes in that part.
What do I know?
Hey, sorry about that.
Anyway, I empathize with the DUI thing.
Did your girlfriend get mad or whoever?
You said we used to go to the bar.
Sorry, I'm the most awkward woman on earth.
That would be my wife, Julia.
Oh, like your wife or like she's taken half my stuff, wife.
My wife.
My wife.
She's sick and I shouldn't be here. It's in any of your business.
Well, it looks like I might have lost you. You could be down in one of those valleys.
Call me if you need anything.
I was trying to respond.
Give me like no fucking time.
I was, I was too busy faceballing at the fucking dialogue.
I'm sorry that I'm sitting here trying to take into account the actual conversation
And it's playing out, okay?
I'm trying to actually understand the choices
in which I'm making,
and I can't just make it willy-nilly like you,
and just be like, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and don't fucking give it any second thought.
That's you, I get it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's you.
I get it, I know how you consume.
Okay.
I'm not looking at my map, so I'm just kind of going.
I'm going to follow the electric lines, I guess.
Oh, we got to have to report this report to that.
I can see the wire you're talking about. It looks like it's in good shape from here.
We'll follow it up to the top of the trail if you can. You can head back as soon as you give me the all clear.
Got it.
There's another step, I mean.
There's settings to help. What kind of, what do you mean?
To, to be what?
What was that?
What was that?
There ain't no set, what's that in this way?
What the fuck settings you talking about?
There's nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing.
What?
Fuck are you talking?
Oh, you gotta report this.
Uh, hey, I found a structure that might have been an outhouse once, I think.
Whoa.
Uh, you shouldn't need my permission to go to the bathroom,
You know use abandoned shitters at your own peril. I mean I'm in the right area
I do believe the comms wire runs for quite a ways follow it all the way to the top of bare-tooth point and if it's not damaged you can loop around back home
It's got literally just reports anything and everything now
Okay.
Oh.
Does anybody out there staring at us?
Okay.
So we really can't reach anyone any other way to these wires?
What else do you suggest?
Smoke signals?
Just seems dangerous.
Well, if they don't hear from me for a few days, they'll send someone out.
and someone out, but Jade rather had not come to that.
You there?
You there?
Something's out here with us.
There's something out here guys, I'm telling you, look, be here again!
That's what-
What is it?
There's a bunch of empty cans up here.
Same as before.
Yep.
These fucking kids.
Hopping these girls be so stupid!
Hopping these girls be so stupid.
Trust me. I never underestimate the stupidity of a drunk teenager
They're just right never gonna make the balls of a drunk young woman having been one
They're just so stupid
I was I could like just freely like you know hold the mic and talk back to her
This would be great as like a
Like a game that like decipherers what I actually say through the mic
How could they be so stupid?
Do you have to do that too?
I can't even collect this one, so I'm not even going to get 100% clean, right?
What's the second?
I can't get that.
Oh, I don't want something to report.
I saw something there.
Yeah, okay, the wires down here.
Okay, good.
Any sign of those girls?
Did they mess with anything?
I'll look around.
I don't see any girls anywhere.
What's that?
Is that my underwear?
I can't.
Touch that.
I don't even think I can get over there to actually report that.
I can't report that in.
Hey, so the wire is definitely down out here.
I just found it.
Yeah, the thing is, that doesn't look like the wind.
The wind. It looks like it was tied. Deliverably.
And then what?
I think we should kill him.
Let's hear it.
Oh yeah?
Hey, I came out here for a breath of fresh air and some adventure.
We've got it.
I think I want you to just find them and scare the hell out of them.
Yeah, I'd make a spooky ghost costume, but they stole machines.
I don't know.
We've from to wander off and wreck their camp.
Something that would make a teenage girl run home to mommy and daddy.
I'll find him.
Thanks.
But I'm gonna need a raise.
Oh, I'm so full, Jeb breath.
I'd start by hiking back towards your tower and just keep an eye on anything that would lead you to them.
Oh, they're big and already go.
Huh, right.
See if you can find the path they took down from there.
Maybe they looped back around towards the lake or something.
I doubt there where they were yesterday, but they obviously can have gone far.
just follow the trails of beers but I didn't get the extra supplies over there I
kind of want to go get those supplies. Let's down there.
That's where they went. Can I go? Hmm. This is really it seems like pretty it seems
pretty linear. I'm assuming I go down that way but I guess if I can go down
I don't think you can go down.
This looks like you go the whole way around.
Around.
Look at that texture pop there.
I'm not even that far away from me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
She rockets in their camp.
I can't even go back.
We fight, oh, they.
You like the fireworks there?
Oh my god.
I hopped down a drop and now I can't climb back up.
No!
That is a pickle.
I can just keep hiking but I figured I should let you know in case I get myself trapped
out here.
Hopefully that doesn't happen before you find these assholes.
I was thinking you should probably head back to where you saw them last.
I could jump right here.
What the fuck?
I guess I had to do it first before jumping.
It's right there. It's right there. It's right there. Let me check the map.
We're the fuck. Oh, I'm up there.
Damn it!
maybe they'll be another opportunity later
reload the day fuck down reloading the entire day just to get that shit
So it is probably another way to get through it eventually.
Oh!
I've got an overdone trail here.
Yeah, that'll happen.
So screwed when it comes to getting past it.
screwed until you cleared yourself yeah right well if I come across some tools I'll add
ground-skeeping to my ever increasing list of responsibilities oh hey I guess we get an
axe or some shit I guess we come back eventually
achievement Mr. was in the yeah for the beer cans and one I couldn't pick up
It was stuck in the rock. Oh, well
Anything to report I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to
I'm going to go this way
because it said there's cool stuff here
I'm I'm gonna go I'm gonna go see about this supply drop oh there it's
Well, it's right here.
I don't know if this is also 1, 2, 3, 4, or not.
Oh, yes, it is. Yeah, right.
Whoa, what do we-
The same thing.
It's fucking empty.
What the fuck?
It's completely empty.
Why the fuck did I come here?
Oh, do you hear that?
Let's play sucks.
Hang this is like the edge.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey I'm out of the ravine, what's this thing that spans across it?
That is how you get to my sector.
Okay, well let me hike over.
Well it's locked up in mainly four emergencies.
I've never actually used it.
I've been using it from time to time, but that's it.
Help, oh God, it's an emergency!
Oh, really?
Yeah, I got him. I got eyes on a tornado. I got to get out of here.
A tornado in the heart of the Rockies?
Yes.
Oh, Emily, I need to call this in. Tom, two-fork sees a tornado.
He says he needs an evac into my sector.
It's a meteorological impossibility.
There haven't been tornadoes in the Greater Yellowstone region in a hundred million years.
You're going to need a bestity and take a detailed personal account even if it means giving his life...
Okay, I'll tell him. Sorry Hank. No dice.
Man.
What the fuck?
We have like five hours of them just mackin' back and forth like this
until the
big traumatic event that I was talking about.
Then we want to come back here to get to actually get to a receptor.
This way I feel like this is going.
You go this way then, I guess.
Oh, what's that?
Back then?
There's an abandoned pack out here.
One of the teens?
No, it looks like it was lost a long time ago.
Well, you could always comfort for supplies.
Oh, I can take this.
Rine Goodwin's backpack.
We got a camera and say, we're almost flush with ropes now.
That pack was full of them in decent condition too.
I mean there's there's enough rope here that I could just leave them hooked up. I think I'll get this as a pack came with one of those cardboard single-use cameras
With pictures left. Yeah, only use three or four. Needle. Thank you Brian Goodwin
Wait wait, the shoe the bag had the name Brian Goodwin sewn into the top
You know him. Yeah, I just haven't heard that name in a few years
X lover
I was so hot and heavy
12 years old so
I'm more jokes no more jokes
I don't know, I've never really hit it off with old Ned, and one day they were just gone.
I don't know, I got a lot of hiking to do, make it board.
Well, I'm board is rocks, so I'll keep you company while you find those girls, huh?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is a smallest fucking jumper you kidding me.
This is a waste of rope.
That's so much.
That's such a waste.
You got another supply thing every.
I don't want to do that though, that's a minus one.
I read it like this. Guess who's going out with Debbie next week? No, not that shit
he'll Steve. It's your man run. I went up to check on the new guy at two forks and heard
him talking to himself more than usual for L.O.s. So I figured I'd stay away. Remember
when you saw chimney rock having himself, what?
Having himself in that hammock?
I'm starting to think the Forest Service only
picks the deranged and perverted.
Except for us, of course, where the creme dillachrim.
Let's toast to dead at the spa.
Who are these guys Ron and Dave, they're leaving notes for each other in the boxes?
Is there any chance one of them was that guy I saw in the canyon?
You know, the guy with the flashlight?
No, they're both Rangers. They're not out here this season.
I didn't really know him that well, but I always assumed the only thing Ron cared about was chasing tail and getting loaded.
Somehow comforting to know that he was able to keep up a correspondence with someone who wasn't going to send him a topless Polaroid.
They fucking
Just do whatever they want
I don't understand what the point of me getting his map up pizza. What I'm already like I'm already all the way up here
I already got like I already went through pretty much everything and
This I guess it's showing me there's bear sightings over here. I guess. I don't
Oh, what's that?
Someone found a fossil and put it in a cash box.
Could be the same person who left that handler?
Maybe they're a leading mean entire creature, piece by piece.
What the fuck do I do with him?
I don't want this shit.
I'll take the rock.
Fuck do I do with this shit too?
I don't want that easy.
Okay, so, as per the map, I don't know where I'm going.
I just pick away.
This is a circle.
What was the boy of that?
Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there.
I see a really thin plume of smoke.
Yeah, I see it too.
A thin plume like this is either a new fire or a campfire.
Can't fight. You think it's them?
I reckon so
It looks like it's to the south west of me
That's right. If you hide towards five mile creaks, that should put you in the neighborhood
Keep an eye on that smoke plume. Let me know if it's getting any larger. We'll do
Let's go kill them
There's already a fire here, what the fuck is this place is like fucking flapjack off his ass, and out to repair that wire.
What?
You want me to go back and see what I can do?
No, I want this guy to have to roll as lazy ass all the way out here.
It flapjack is a choice phrase, by the way.
It really fits the bill in this case.
I thought you should talk to him about.
I took it new file prior to the Forest Services being recruiting effort.
When it comes to, you know, how the hell you ended up out here?
Oh, sad music.
Uh, sorry, I don't really know what you mean by recruiting effort.
Oh, after last summer, you know, budgets went through the roof, a lookout, and every lookout for the first time in 20 years.
Last summer?
Oh, come on, you're from Denver, not Delaware. This was national news for Pete Fake.
Holder, I'm from Boulder.
Same diff.
Same diff.
So are you going to let me know what happened
that caused this budget increase or what?
Well, I can't believe you don't know.
I was a little preoccupied last summer.
Chief.
I mean, the federal government almost left the Yellowstone National Park
burned to the ground.
Bring a bell?
Yellowstone is like, what?
15 miles away. Why would they do that?
Well, the short story is that for 60 years, we got very good at not letting force fires happen.
And then about 15 years ago, they decided that force fires in wilderness areas like Yellowstone should be left to burn.
So that's what they did. I can't believe you didn't hear about this.
There were reports that the entire park was caught in Dan Rather telling the country that President Reagan didn't care on the nightly news.
They're what the hell's he going to do, smoke jump in and snuff one out for the river.
Okay.
So what should they have done?
I don't even know.
By the time the Yellowstone folks realize the little fires weren't going to burn themselves
out, 100,000 acres were gone.
It's Yellowstone, you know?
People don't want to touch it, but we touch it every single day.
But hey, I got a 30 cents an hour raise because we can't have another fiasco.
If the goddamn park can burn down again.
Thank you for that, Laura.
Thank you for that park, Laura.
for that park lore.
As we continue on.
Wow.
On top of the natural bridge out here.
Really?
Is it a complete arch?
No, I guess the bridge is out here.
Still, I think I could jump this gap to get across the canyon.
Oh, you're a regular evil conemle.
Oh, yeah, you should see the jumpsuit I'm wearing.
What?
I
I don't ironically love the dial-up I can see how some people would enjoy that.
this is the longest fucking way around to get to this smoke.
Where are we on the map?
Holy shit!
back home. So we're going back to the lake maybe. I didn't see this. Oh yeah the smoke
focus over that way so I guess we do keep going up that way
it's just gonna be done again
or maybe it'll be something else something demonic
What's the point of this year like I just go around the lasers?
The window go! Oh my god, a window go!
Now we have to do a rope again.
Oh no no no no!
I'm back at the shale slide. You know the one that nearly killed me yesterday.
You ready to give it another shot?
Do I seriously have to?
To get down to five mile creek? Yeah, afraid so. It's quite a waste downhill from here.
It's guys lazy, bro. He's lazy. He's fucking chimed in on literally everything.
They don't shut the fuck up for anything.
He doesn't even want to be there
He almost died here that wouldn't fucking kill him bro look at that. Let's say he would roll down and roll down and you know
You give rough thought that wouldn't kill him
He'll be fine
There's another spot to roll off as well
I don't think there's really anything outside the box here, I think it's just kind of linear.
I don't see the fire anymore... Did I get turned before around?
This way.
Where's the fire?
I'm missing persons.
That's a missing persons.
Mitch Michaels.
How many hikers go missing in the Shushoni?
More than none, unfortunately, with most of them being in this area, the thoroughfare
because it's so remote. Why?
I found an old flyer for a missing hiker, just got me thinking that thought.
Like how you said one day you were talking to the goodlands and then the next few weren't.
Not goodlands didn't get molded by a bear or stuck in a ravine.
He was just a PTSD-day hole who dragged his son out to do a job and realized it was a ballet-day
PTSD, that doesn't sound good. Yeah, I don't know. He was in the army. She was off
This actually the saddest story. She was only discharged because his mother, Brian's grandmother died
She had been taking care of him and NERD was the only next to kin. Damn
and you've got to know about him a little bit.
Yeah, I talked to him way more than I talked to him, and that's for sure.
How was he yet to spotting fires?
I don't know, he actually liked to stay in the tower.
Wonderful, thank you for that.
I see it!
Nothing else.
We're almost to the creek, or almost to the campfire smoke, just a little bit more of
a push.
Oh, wait for his horizon.
Is this somewhere this area down here that's at Lush?
Oh, you must be talking about the Aspen Grove down there.
Yeah, I think that's where I am.
trees are actually one root organism. Did you know that? Okay. I didn't. Yeah, they share
their water as a colony that can live for hundreds of years, even through fire. Can you believe
you're actually getting paid to learn all of these amazing things? I thought that was like
this happened to be coming up on a stream that should be somewhere where we saw this smoke.
No, I actually can't believe I'm being paid so well, so handsomely to learn about these trees!
I love nature!
Yeah!
Almost there.
Oh, uh-uh.
What's that?
Sure, let me take it again.
There's some cloth out here. It looks like it was torn from something strange.
Well, keep looking around. It's a really nice waterfall down here.
Given those girls love a skinny dipping, I bet you're by.
She didn't even say anything back to that one.
It should be right through this way.
I think something, I mean some kind of shit has to hit the fan, right?
I mean, you've got to find like a dead person or something now at this point.
My seats!
I found my sheets!
The girl stole them?
Yeah, the thing is, their entire campsite is wrecked.
What happened?
Maybe they had a fight?
I don't know, maybe they had a fight or something.
It's not bad?
It's not good.
You've got that camera right?
right? It might be a good idea to get a few snaps, just in case. Yeah, just take it.
Now a few. I'll take care of the fire. That would be great, as always.
Can I turn up the voice volume? Bro, what do you mean it's so low? It's at 90%!
What do you mean every hour what the fuck I don't understand how I can't be any higher. What the world?
How the fuck can you guys not hear the voices?
I don't understand it's so loud
Is the way
I have entered the team zone.
Oh, really? And where's that?
It's the name of a magazine for girls. It's on the ground here at their camp.
These girls have a full case of beer left here. A full case.
Well, they're impressive little ships, I guess.
Some dedication.
Fair killed them.
No, maybe I should take one of their sleeping bags as payback.
At this stage, take one of you want.
Ooooooh!
The tent looks like it's been through the shredder,
which would explain that scrap I found.
What did it done that?
Like a bear or um...
I don't know, sounds crazy, but even a bull-elk if it's off its rock.
What ever did it? Did not hold back?
Some of their clothes are all torn up. Ah, that's not good
Okay
I mean, yeah, what's the note? Where's the note? Oh, there's the note
Hey psycho, I hope you're fucking happy we're leaving and we're going to find the police or whatever until then about how you creeped on us at the lake
Then came and destroyed our campsite and all of our stuff.
Oh, and stealing panties is gross out.
You're probably a mental fucking axe murderer, and are so going to jail.
I hope it was worth being a jerk over some fireworks, dick.
Heart emoji.
It looks like someone must have not.
It's your game.
Maybe you should read it.
Okay, I did I did that right it. Let me know what it says. I read it already. I'm reading it. Reading it again. I already read it. Thank you.
They're gone for sure. Oh, what's it say?
The call the police because they think I attacked them. Oh my god. Well, did you? No?
No, I didn't use this. Okay, someone or something went to town here, but it wasn't
me?
Because I told you to scare them, not assault them.
I didn't.
Of course I didn't.
I just threw their stereo in the lake.
Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't have done that.
This is...I don't know.
Weird is hell, but it wasn't me.
It's okay.
I believe you.
Weird stuff happens in the woods.
It could be other campers.
They could be having a bad mushroom trip, but we really don't know.
But they're gone.
There's no way to call the cops there, not coming back.
And we can get to work.
I'd really like to start enjoying a quiet summer.
Yeah, me too.
Ew.
The way that, like, the way that, like, spliced together was, like, a Toto game.
You could tell where, like, the hard cut was for the audio.
What the fuck?
That was the whole day.
Alright.
Can we?
Yeah.
What do you look like?
Why are you asking?
Because I'm horribly superficial.
What? What the fuck?
Tom Cruise.
I could be Tom Cruise is good looking to my brother.
Well, that's too bad. I read in people he's like five foot nothing.
Yeah, well you can't win them all.
Okay, well, that gives me a good start.
Now let's see.
In my scope, I can only tell you're a white guy wearing shorts.
What the fuck?
Don't fuck hot and maybe by the way, I'm not white. It's not very, you know PC or whatever they say
Oh my god, you were the widest man. I don't need a spotting scope for that and if not shorts then what do you normally like to wear?
Wasmons ain't nothing
It's like cedars. Oh
No, this can't be that hard.
I like to look nice, usually.
Well, I try now, I guess.
A little bit of a slubby period, did we?
Yeah, a good 25, 30 years, yeah.
But now you'll put on a clean shirt?
Yeah.
Well, I have one that I got for Christmas, actually.
Just a Navy with white buttons, but I like it.
I don't wear it that much, though.
Well, it sounds just perfect. Now tell me about your face. I'm looking at you across the bar. What do I see?
I like those things. I have a thick beard.
Pretty sick beard.
Oh, have you always had a beard?
For a while, yeah.
All right, perfect. I want to know about your eyes.
Get out of here.
I'm drawing you. I need to know.
You what?
Is this that okay?
Oh no, not again.
Don't, don't answer. I'm gonna do it regardless.
Fine.
Your eyes tell me.
Tired.
They look tired, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you know, you hit a certain age and you just,
you think you're a younger person who just looks tired all the time.
I'll speak for yourself, Mr.
And I guess that's getting old.
Well, some people might see distinguished.
Okay, got it. Thank you, Henry.
You did it, you need?
You're welcome.
Absolutely.
It's a little weird.
I don't want to see his talking balls again.
Where's the wood at?
Didn't we need wood?
I got one of these.
There you go, wooden board.
Get a couple more boards.
I don't even see the one.
Maybe there's some of the outhouse.
Ha, there is. Okay. We need to let one more.
Ah!
What the fuck?
We can set that up somewhere.
I'm going to bring this up.
What if she's actually Julia, Julia, Julia, or whatever?
He's just making all of these conversations because they're the conversations that
they had when she drew him in the nude.
I mean that would I guess I could be a possibility but that would kind of be stupid
That would be the opposite of sending them I think that was just that he's that would beat that's literally a it's all and it's it that's all in his head
Type shit like
No, that's
That's not good
Where's the wood?
I need one more piece of wood.
I guess we go back down.
Check, try and check in the wood in Henry's pants.
The fun?
You looking?
Oh, I found some.
I got that window out that step, so what should I do now, what's next?
What's next?
What do you think is next?
Sleep!
Well, you've been the one giving me tasks for two days straight.
What's next is you sit in that room until September 1st and call me at the first sign
of smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you let me know when you're mentally prepared for that task and I'll give
Okay, I think I am ready to tackle my long-term commitment of keeping this national forest safe from total destruction.
I am glad to hear you really thought this through.
Of course.
We've issued you a comfy chair to sit in and everything.
You know, it's not really that comfy. It's wooden and there's no padding.
The guy actually got a splinter in my thigh this morning.
Aww.
Well, regardless, take a seat, before it's depends on you.
Okay.
Totally shit.
Skips the day nine.
Jesus.
Damn near weak later.
Oh.
How are you guys doing?
We're having a nice afternoon.
Not too bad.
I think you can get used to it out here.
That's nice.
Look, um, I called with bad news.
Two young women, Chelsea Stevens, and Lily McLean were reported missing.
We've got parents out in California who haven't heard from him in a week.
It was supposed to mean an aunt down in Cody, if they're the girls from last week, then you're probably the last person to have seen him.
No.
Coincidence.
It's a coincidence. How many pairs of girls go back packing?
talking. TUNS.
Probably a lot.
Yeah, probably a lot.
So I guess you didn't get their names then.
Look, it's not gonna be an issue.
I mean, if they turn up dead, then maybe.
Should I just not say anything and save us the trouble?
Yeah, this is ignore this.
Ah, that's worth it.
Yeah, I think it's worth mentioning something.
Yeah.
I'll keep it vague. I really don't want to talk to the cops.
Me neither.
Alright Henry, thanks. Enjoy the sunset.
We're just sitting here and ha ha ha.
Skip the 15 now. We're under arrest. We're going to jail.
Henry, Henry wake up.
The cops are coming.
I don't know if I can get out of bed and pick up the radio.
Henry, you're going to jail.
What do you want?
Hey, you big dumb idios.
Um...
Hey, it's late.
It's late.
I don't know it is.
He sounds all the way to me.
Hmm, I am.
Be having a nice time?
Uh...
I'm fine.
I really hope this isn't the actual thing.
Sure.
Are you?
Everything?
Good there?
Jules?
What?
Oh, sorry.
Henry.
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, that's good.
Well, I'll let you get back to sleep then.
Okay, Jules.
It's a lot of things nice.
Hmm, sure.
Bye, baby.
What the fuck?
He's a too much of a pain in the ass to bring supplies all the way up to our towers.
Well, I get my stuff handled, Edward.
Oh, how's that work?
It's the perks of a decade of service. You're outfiking in 90 degree heat, and I get to new crosswords.
Isn't life miserable on fair?
Anyway, when you find a supply drop, remember, it's not just for you, okay?
Other lookouts, biologists, a few people get their food there and I don't want to have to call in for more.
have to call in for more. There should be loads of good stuff though, beans, prune.
So that conversation...
You know my sister eats six prunes a day.
It was like a nightmare or something, he didn't.
Actually, he didn't talk to her.
She'd be great at his job if she didn't need wheelbarrows for a Maryland function.
How far did we go up?
I guess, because I feel like she's...
So, like, two weeks ago, you called me in the middle of the night.
You were sleeping, I guess, and all I heard was the name jewels through the walls.
I guess we did.
I was so sweet.
I wanted to wake you up, but then I thought, maybe we're having a...
I'm saying now!
I just... be spoiling it.
Uuuuuh.
Is there anything else you want to tell me about her?
She's fucking dead!
She's fucking dead!
She's not...
Uh...
I guess I wasn't the only honest, I don't...
Yeah, actually.
Look, I wasn't honest with you about her.
Well, why not?
Because I messed up.
She got really early Alzheimer's and I lost her.
She's still alive. She's being taken care of back in Australia.
Is that's where she's from. She's... She's there.
Maybe.
Oh my god, Henry.
And that's it.
She's dead.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry you've gone through that I don't know if you thought of it this way, but her family is taking care of her and you need to take care of you.
Whoa! What did he do? What did he do?
What did he do? What did he do? What did he do?
What did he say?
What did he say? What did he say?
Also, by the way, this fucking supply drop is the one that I went up to earlier and I opened and it was empty.
And now I'm having to go back. I hate it! I fucking hate it! I hate it!
When you go off the beaten path and you find some shit and then you fucking get nothing out of it
And then they fucking make you go back to it immediately after they give you a fucking the same god damn objective and I got to go back there again
God damn it. What was the point of that?
They refilled it's been weeks. I don't give a fuck
Block off that path. That's an extra five minutes of my time that I had to go through to go up there to get nothing
to now have to go back up there again to get something.
It's a waste of my fucking time.
Ah damn it.
Oh, you know this way. This is where, right? Is this, yeah, this is,
this is where we dropped down here. Yeah, this is it.
I'd be a terrible look at I would not do yeah I would not do this job I would not do this job
That's why he's not my job
My shrimp in, I'm shrimp in.
Poster check, I'm a shrimp in.
So I got a little heated during that.
here is again
and chairs beautiful nature scary
and then nature is going to make you shit yourself
when something
that happens and you're not
equipped to deal with it
the
easiest job in the world in complaints
What's he?
What key skills are needed to be a firewatch?
Chatter says easiest job in the world. You need sharp observation. Apparently you don't you don't have that
That's that exemption already out of the gate. Clear communication
vigilance along with skills in fire safety. Can you say you have that? Emergency response
and equipment usage, all as well as needing training and OSHA certification to prevent and respond
to fire hazards in high-risk environments like construction shipyards or plant operations.
operations. Heat rates include reliability, attention to detail, and the ability to
stay calm under pressure. Understanding fire prevention fire behavior and basic
hazard detection. Knowing how to use a fire extinguisher, you know how to do that?
Notify emergency services, implement basic fire suppression techniques.
It's 90% of the chatter is written off. Yeah, bro, there's no, there's no way.
Easy job in the world. I could do that. Thank you. No fucking shot.
no fucking way
uh... what else is it say
i mean you have to go through you have to get a certificate it seems you have to go through
firewatch course as well
which also kind of like
i guess
stands to wonder as to like this fucking goober and how he went through to get his certificate
because I guess he would have had to so
oh here we go I'm gonna pick up
all of it I guess
going at karma I guess I took it all all right I got everything I need out of here
time to chat down.
Just you, or it's right?
Yep, do you think I am?
I took everything.
That's gonna be a bad car, but Joyce.
Hey, you didn't take all of the supply drop food, did you?
Um...
Because remember, it was for a lot of people, like, five.
I'm hungry.
So you did I got to go
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Now we're gonna go take a shit. Oh my god. Look I'll buff later
See how the fuck did this guy get us or to see if he
He's front row seat for what might be the biggest fire the year. That's a fire. Yeah. It's really going
I'm gonna call it in. They'll send in a hotshot crew for some suppression but
I bet we'll be stuck with her for the rest of the summer and
She doesn't have a name yet. I usually think it's something funny or something practical or a little risk a when coming up with them
But why don't you do the honors?
It was dying animals out there. Oh
What about
Delilah's a nice baby. He's making
I was scared.
We were not.
Sweep, but we can't call it the Delilah Fire.
Okay, what then?
How about my little name, June?
The June Fire, even though it's July.
I like it.
The June Fire.
Literally, Mary?
She's dead!
I'm the hell.
I'm not sure if you're listening to you.
What's that?
love to take a bottle of whatever I have on hand, plunge it deep into the water, and let
it chill in there all day, and then, un-nice like tonight, when it is so disgustingly hot,
I have something nice and cool to drink.
I learned that from my sister in Santa Fe.
He used to wear his ring.
To kill in your house and make murder read as the size of your head.
Do you like it there?
If I was there with you, I'm sure I would like it a lot.
I'm...
I love how they look at me.
Oh my god.
I'm glad you're here.
Why do you say that?
Because I do.
I'm not crazy.
I mean, we've had such a good time, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Because I'm talking to the other lookouts as much as I talk to you.
Oh!
Not in the same way.
Oh!
You're not really available, but...
What?
I want you to know, well, maybe it'd be nice to get together at the end of the summer
Oh
I'm just having the thought they wish I was over there
I wish you were too
I could stop talking.
Talk.
These are radios.
We could do it.
I could do it.
What could we do?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Let me tell you.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I think I'm just pushing without a license.
It's one fish, and I'm sick of all the stuff I got to eat.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so much of it then.
We're going to get a caramel for that.
It's from Fish and Game about a problem there.
Try to keep tabs on.
Can you search around the lake for fresh tracks and just let me know what you find?
Oh, it was coming from the fire lines, that's the east.
And I think sometimes it riles up the wildlife.
uh...
does problem actually mean murderer like how Charles Manson is a problem cult leader
don't come on you just have to look for tracks that's it
yeah i've seen what they can do to a tree and trees aren't even food
thank you Henry
yeah yeah
oh what the fuck was that to you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
a beer over there. That sounded like a telltale cut as well. So where are the fuck
are we looking for... We just... Search the lakeside, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She died? She's dead, guys.
She's totally dead. She's totally dead.
How could you?
Listen, this guy's an asshole. This guy started us an asshole. This guy is still going to be an asshole.
He's just the character is just playing out the way he actually is. I mean, he's an asshole.
He started as an asshole as well
Why do you think he ran away? Why do you think he ran away? He ran away from his wife? You know, he fucking he ran to the bar
You know, he drunk himself the death. He fucking he was already an asshole at the start
Now we got some more whiskey
and assuming we're gonna collect all these and then we're gonna drink ourselves to death at the end.
Why is there more fireworks?
Who's lighting fireworks again a month later?
We're in the track, sir.
Someone left their clipboard out here.
Huh.
We could have been one of the fishing game folks.
See if there's a name or credential or something I can call it in.
It's gonna be like, I know what you did.
What's the say?
What?
Uh, it's...
Holy shit.
What's going on? You didn't actually find a bear, did you?
Someone has written down what we said to each other.
Have been saying.
That doesn't make any sense.
Uh, I don't talk to the other lookouts as much as I talk to you, not in the same way.
No way.
Wait, hold on, something's out here.
Henry?
I'm worried.
It's his guilt.
He's feeling guilty.
He's fine, and he didn't eat mushrooms, did you?
I mean, they can be fun, but also, you know, devastating.
Regardless, just let me know.
Okay, Buckaroo.
I don't know why I just called you that.
Okay, Buckaroo.
You just start getting haunted by Julia.
Oh!
What the hell?
Am I getting robbed?
Are you there?
What happened, Henry?
I just, I got hit in the head, punched or something by someone.
Are you serious? What the hell is going on out there?
I don't know. Jesus Christ.
Let me get the straight. You found a clipboard with, what?
Transcripts of our conversations? What else is on it?
I don't know. It's gone.
Yeah, it's gone now.
Somebody out here could have just killed me, do I look?
I don't. What the fuck is going on?
Woppity station.
I don't know.
I saw the name Woppity station right before it's cold-cut.
Does Woppity station mean anything to you?
Uh, Woppity-Metow. Maybe it's Woppity-Metow.
It's on our maps. It's not too far from where you are right now.
Woppity do do.
It looks like there should be a trail somewhere on the north shore of Jonesy Lake.
I'll start hiking that way now.
God damn it, my head.
Are you?
Are you sure you saw of what you saw, and maybe pissed off some more campers, and they came back to suck their punch you?
Why would I make this up? It's an insane lie at worst, and a shitty prank at best.
You?
You're under drinking, have you?
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, I'm sorry, I believe you, but the conversation was from two weeks ago.
weeks ago. I know they were, so what's to say that they don't have transcripts from
three or five weeks ago? I'm tired relationship. Friends it are a whole summer.
Someone is out here with Wachie Talkie taking notes and talking to God knows who.
Got some bad news back home so hopefully they'll let me out of here for a while.
Who's on your way?
Be safe.
Who's to say the budgets being what they are?
Did you get my note about what went down in Wapadi?
Sheriff isn't too pleased with me, but I don't know.
I probably over did it.
We should have been there.
I guess you must have...
Must have gotten hung up.
What?
What's going on here?
What's this mean?
Okay, what is that ad?
I wonder if he'll start seeing some shit I think it's his guilt.
Oh, maybe he was drinking, they didn't steal anything from me, they just stole their
radio back, they didn't take my rope or anything.
I mean yeah we are we I have been taking pretty much all the whiskey so I
Imagine I don't know if that's like if the story changes based on what I'm doing
Maybe oh what's that fence? Oh, Delilah. There's a big chameling fence between me and the metal
I don't think I can get past it
a fence
Yeah
Big it goes off in both directions acres
What the fuck is going on out here?
Whatever it is someone doesn't want anyone to know about it
Sometimes biologists will courten off a little area to study floor or whatever, but that's only a few square feet usually
That's not what this is
Well, see what you can do to get past it
Looks like god damn area 51
Maybe they've got aliens that'd be exciting. Yeah, we'll see about that
Okay, I've given it the good college try and no dice.
Oh shit.
I don't know how long I can pick around out here until someone notices.
God, if you weren't actual firefighter, you'd have that gate down in two shakes.
Huh! See that?
see that actually those guys doing the controlled burn they might be able to help
where are they
beyond ruby river there's a scout camp they burned the line of peace guys not even qualified for this job
well that's great if they haven't left they're probably the type of guys who would help you get through that fence
south of the river
south of the
ruby river
I have to go all the way, I have to go all the way, I have to go all the way, I have
That's so fun
See that time to get a hike in
That's damn it
Gonna go all the way back
It's like further than back it's like where we got jumped and then like even past that. Oh my god. Come on
I'm just going to keep going the same way I guess maybe he'll get jumped again like
along the way. And then we could just wake up a little closer to it. This is the
right here. This is where I got jumped. There's bastards.
It's not the way a question mark, it's not the way.
is
the
clear
and
maybe we go down to the medicine we
back though, that like goes down there, I caught the fuck.
Did I radio my little mistress for directions on you?
She didn't tell me.
He hasn't told me.
Shit, we might...
There you go.
Hey, go see.
She told me just now.
Oh.
South East.
then we're gonna have to fucking hike it all the way back up there maybe it'll cut
and then just go straight to the gate
the
back to like the other camp. I thought we needed to go to that camp over there.
What is it?
Is it the same way?
Just for it. Maybe.
Nope.
for this is going to go all the way back to the fucking other can't there's the way to go back
we're so far
Absolutely a home record.
Hey Tom, but the line-less, she was back.
Yeah, she was back in.
Oh, here we go.
Hey, what's to the south of here?
Um, Mexico.
Is this from sort of real?
I just have a nice view to the south.
Yeah, trees and mountains forever.
Well, eventually you wander into the area
overseen by chimney rock lookout, but that's probably an impossible hike in terms of terrain.
Fucked here. I think I gotta go back. We're in the fucking like bottom corner and I need to be on this bottom corner.
I think I was probably supposed to go up. I think I could see the clearing. We were probably supposed to go kind of back home
and then just go south from there and cross the water.
I said they're going all the way down here.
I went the wrong way, well, this is why I wouldn't be doing this job.
I went to South East, like she said, she led me a stray.
Just like she led me a stray in the relationship.
When we had radio mingles.
Fuck
We need a pull for cheater or not cheater
What? Well, I mean he's still married he's wearing the ring like I mean I looked
That was like my main thing. I wanted to see if he was like still wearing the ring and
When it happened he was he was still wearing the ring
So I definitely figured that to be the case
But also she's dead, you know, she's dead. Oh, she's not dead
What if she's dead? What if she's dead and he's just wearing the ring because he can't get over it
You know, then what?
Dead to Henry. No, I'm saying what if she's actually dead?
But like he still wears the ring because he can't get over it.
You never know. What if? I mean, that was uh, it was about like 70 days ago, making
up your narrative. That's the whole fucking game you fucking in. What do you mean? Everything
is open. What do you mean? I called around, I think, seemed normal with everyone else.
Well, are the other lookouts telling the truth?
Of course, why wouldn't they be?
I don't know, maybe someone told them not to.
You're suggesting that you and I are actually being watched by...
Who exactly?
It devil.
They government! People!
You know, people.
As opposed to what aliens?
Matt scientists, the CIA wild separatist, that the fucking illuminati, come on!
Oh my god, I see this clipboard, Delilah.
Yeah, I guess I should have.
All right, I'm headed toward the camp anyway.
Shit, you're right, I shouldn't have to put your other.
Keep your radio close to you.
Hey, well, you just said keep my radio close to me.
Yeah?
Before I got attacked back at the lake, I saw a radio on the ground.
Kind of like the one I used.
And?
Do you think that maybe someone was, you know,
You know, I don't know what.
What? Yeah, what?
The fuck is he trying to say?
Tailing me?
Tailing me, following me around, like working with other people.
Henry, if you weren't way too much of a joke to be in the mob.
Someone is clearly able to hear us sometimes,
and was hiding near the lake, come on.
I-I-I just-
Just admit it, you're-you're a little worried.
Of course, I'm worried,
But let's just try to keep things calm, okay? Keep things on and even keel
Wow, there's an old um, I think it's called a medicine wheel out here
Yeah, it was made by a pro American Indians hundreds of years ago
I'm gonna be getting stopped and I think we're getting fucking tailed
But also tell me about the history of this medicine wheel. I'll keep it in mind
Just the immediately I don't think this would go. Oh wait, actually this one might be where we need to go
There's a break here
Just how scary would it been?
I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine, Delilah.
We don't even think if this started happening to them, he or his dad would have said something.
I don't know, and it was a weird guy.
Nobody is that weird.
But if there's someone in the bushes or get punched from the shadows, you're getting your boss on the phone.
Yeah.
Ryan is fine.
I hope so.
It was three years ago. He's in high school now. He's on summer break.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
You're right.
I found where they did the control burn. I can high-grade through here now.
Yeah, I'm where they wouldn't do that so close to a body of water, but I think they're extra worried about a fire jumping the river and burning up to two forks.
Now that there's someone in it.
Well, I'm extra appreciative of that.
Let's see, the scout camp is southeast of the river. There should be a pond on the way.
Got it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go southeast again.
What happens if a controlled burn gets out of control?
Someone gets fired.
What the fuck say I can't.
God dammit.
I can't read by!
No!
Are you serious?
Oh, come on, that one was an honest accident.
I'm not even in the mood for workplay that's how wound up on this shit has me.
Excuse me.
Three blind rats.
What does it mean?
Maybe Delilah is feeling guilty over the radio macam and maybe she sent people to get rid of our character so that way the word wouldn't get out.
you know that
that this happened
maybe she sent
in the sassan
it's a lot of co-explanation
or it's just all in his head
and they go with something like that
what the fuck is that?
why is there a ski out here and why can't I not report that?
why would I not be able to report that?
and
like that's something to report
and open the radio and find there's no battery's in it yet that he is just
Yeah, oh, whoo!
I want this to be out here, there's some old snowmobiles out here.
That's crazy.
Looks like one of the poor bastards was cruising across this pond and dumped it.
That was not a fun hike, back to civilization.
There's an old pond out here, not much more than a pile of mud.
Do you have it on your map?
Uh, shit, I know where you are.
Yeah, where am I?
For pond, there used to be a sign up for it, but...
Well, folks can't do this. This is the one that they fucking, that's just said.
Because it's called work upon.
Because it's a good god damn name.
God sign will look great in the town or you know anywhere.
You're almost there.
It's getting dark too.
Can't barat the hole.
Can't barat the hole.
Can't barat the hole.
You there?
Yeah.
I have.
I've been out there since the 50s.
I was never really into the idea of this house.
It's something about men organizing toys around their ideals.
They're set right with me.
Beware of people those in large numbers.
Beware of anyone in large numbers.
The bridge to the camp is out.
Damn it.
I'm going to walk the revervian and see if I can find some high ground to get across.
Good plan.
There it is right there!
the
I did not look like a jumbleball spot.
You've heard him talk to any of the scouts?
No, they haven't been out here in a while, and I generally don't have a lot to say to pre-teens.
The lessons ran good one.
Well, if forced, I mean, I can make conversation with anyone.
Plus it was sort of fun to hear about all of his nerdy hobbies.
What type of nerdy hobbies are we talking about with them like marching band?
No, no, no, no, no. Like comics, model rockets, wizards, and wivers, you know.
Oh, he's right.
He's right.
I got almost recalled by memory. The armor classes have most dragons.
Almost, he's dug it, can't.
Hey, cleaner dragons armor class. Let's see.
Okay, no, I believe you. We're good. We're good.
Uh, I guess these little shelters are where they keep the weeblows.
For the past 35 years, yeah.
All time.
What do we need a pole? What do we need a pole for? What do you guys arguing?
What are you calling?
What?
Oh yeah these guys are gone. I found where they were sitting around before getting picked up.
Oh it's the axe! I'll take it.
I found an axe.
If one of the crew left it, that thing is actually called a Polasky.
It looks like an axe to me. This thing will be a huge help.
for both getting through the back country and getting through that sense.
If...
I mean, use this to fight the bear.
Or not. I guess we can't.
Good.
I can't take it out at will.
There's a memo.
Toilet paper.
I found a little troll.
If they should take it with me, use it to top open beers.
Wow, um, 99% sure that's for burying poop.
And I'm holding it.
Me, me, drop it.
I'm gonna take a picture of this stuff before I read it this time just in case.
Hey, Dee, they left something behind. It's like a memo from their boss.
The same, anything of note.
Uh, next few days, dropping into the thoroughfare on behalf of Dr. Simmons at Woppity Station.
Popity Station.
Police Station?
Keep reading.
Oh, I just thought I would maybe stop there, let the mystery percolate.
Mother always thought I would need someone to give me a taste of my own medicine.
They're running a research site out there, and he was worried about wildfires.
Someone is writing down our conversations and now we find out there's a research site out here that
but that we don't know about what are they researching aliens!
Me? What?
I mean you and I aren't very interesting.
Uh us.
Us. They're researching us.
You. You think they're studying you and me?
I do. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's about studying two strangers who talk every day.
Okay.
Like, if she puts someone in isolation with someone else, what they do.
Yeah, that's what I think.
What?
What?
What?
A greed.
I think we shouldn't allow for the possibility that this is all just a big misunderstanding,
but, how did you solve it you said you did?
Fuck Henry?
Yeah, I saw it.
Okay.
So what's next?
Well, I've got an axe, so I can figure out a way to get over the ravine and back towards the site.
Sounds good chicken when you can and keep an eye out for anyone following you
What is that lore? They're studying? That would be
Thumb as hell
What the fuck
Firewatch guy talks to firewatch lady and then
Offsite camp
Researches the way they talk to each other.
I mean
They're studying people who cheat on their disabled spouses.
They put it they put it they put them in the situation because they knew he would do it and now they're gonna like
They're gonna fucking send the people they're gonna send a
and uh...
fucking people to his doorstep to be like, we knew you would do this.
We're around here.
Oh, wait, oh, we can chop this down.
And they have a bedding pool.
Yeah!
Oh!
Cabin in the woods, but for firewatch, people, with trauma.
Are you there? I had a thought.
Uh-oh.
Let's hear it.
You heard someone in the bushes.
Yeah.
Okay, so let's assume we're being tailed.
Or you are, at least.
Where are you right now?
Just, on my way back, in and out of trees, in a little, in nowhere.
Do you see anybody?
No, definitely not.
All right, so, uh, tell me what you think of this.
Did you just cough?
No.
Did you just cough?
No.
Oh, fuck this fuck.
Um, there isn't any way someone, like,
another lookout could be on this line.
What? What was that?
No.
Not without tapping our radios.
Get in your tower, shut the door. Don't leave and don't use your radio. I'll call you. Understand. I will call you.
Oh shit, that's spooky. What the fuck? What happened there? What? I don't know.
What about the phone?
tower this is two forks calling you for the oh 50th time today she's dead
the June fire continues to move in a subtly fashion
the lila for fuck sake answer your radio hello sunshine sorry when
out for a little bit what can I do you for what I didn't sleep a wink last
night and I've been going crazy for the past six hours of sun up. How are you so chipper?
Well, it's a new day. What a day this day we've been given?
Maybe I am actually asleep right now. Maybe I didn't stay up all night knowing that someone is
in recent a brain. Okay. By the way, I was wondering if sure
for a of the Shoshone info poster was still up inside your tower?
What? It's just protocol that those stay up. You know info about your tower,
or the surrounding trees, bc's, et cetera.
Uh, all right.
Just, you know, have a look at it.
Make sure it's in shape shape.
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah, it's up. Why are you acting like this?
Great. Just wonderful.
Do you see the tree in the top row, second from the left?
Sure, it's the, uh...
No, do you don't need to tell me just um, internalize it. It's a great tree and there's an area called
That tree's name in your sector that maybe you should take a midday height, too
Maybe she's being watched. Oh
Yeah, okay, but maybe I should go for a hike
Nothing like an afternoon in the Rockies, I tell you radio me the moment you get there
I'm which tree am I supposed to internalize again.
Top row second from the left.
Please name that to that tree and you'll have a wonderful afternoon.
Whoa.
A what whoa.
Is that on my map anywhere?
I feel like it's got to be out this way, it's the only other way that we haven't gone, so...
Blind, am I blind?
Where?
Where?
Oh, that's not the bottom.
Like a f**k.
At the bottom.
Yeah, it's the same spot that we were just that.
Okay.
Well, the gene fires and going anywhere, huh?
No, that's why those guys came out to burn that line.
It's at the stage where all we can do is pay attention to it.
They're not going to try to put it out?
out. I thought we weren't supposed to radio. There's some, there's definitely some
Toto's shickling on here. We're like, we're getting dialogue when we probably shouldn't
be getting dialogue because she's like, don't radio until you get to the spot and then suddenly
it's like, so that fire outside. What the fuck? minus one. A little back towards the
the medicine we have imagine if that's his wife talking to him, they already did that
bit. I feel like if they go back to that bit again we got five gifty from YouTube, it'd
be a little shit. Chase thank you for the five memberships on the YouTube side. I think
That was Keanu Reeves.
Uh...
What's your name, Dorian?
See, the way.
This way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
pass the outhouse. This is the way this is not the way fuck fuck sake it's the opposite
to
audio is so quiet what is going on you need to get your shit check bro there's no fucking
going get your shit check fucking unplug your speakers and plug them back in I'm gonna need you to turn them off and turn it back on
Oh, shaw!
Just wait.
Just the right way.
Just the right way.
I don't remember all this and I make it to that one over there, though, just what is this?
Oh, this is the other side.
I don't think I can get this stuff at least.
I don't know if there's a point to it.
Another note, brawn, really wish the powers that be could issue as radios that
didn't suck ass. Most of the time I prefer to keep things pen to paper, but every
once in a while, it'd be nice to get a hold of you right away.
My sister keeps leaving me messages at the main office, but I don't think she gets
that I took the job, so I wouldn't have to deal with her or mom.
It's sitting at the spot for a while now, thinking about what to say to her, but I'm
a quarterway through this bottle of what five, five instead, is it the whiskey?
I don't know what to say. Fuck that book. Fuck this book too.
Fuck this book too.
And fuck this book too.
And fuck this toilet paper too.
And fuck this toilet paper too.
How's it getting dark already?
Is there an alternative way to get around this?
Actually, it looks like there is.
This way does go through here.
I don't have to go back.
Do you hear that?
Something's out here.
You hear that?
That's fun?
Am I at the tree yet?
I think I would pass it.
I would have well passed it.
It's like all the way back there.
There's a bear.
I think a bear yeah bear might come out.
Here it is!
We're at the tree.
I'm at the big tree. I'm at the stream.
and
or bring a ding-ding or what?
Oh, is that something?
Is it what?
It said something about her tower, do I go up there?
There's something there.
There's a fuper's at it.
What the fuck?
I haven't even seen anything.
What the f**k?
line
Of fuck it says it
It like pops up for a second and then goes away
Just this way
Just kill him, me.
Hello?
What's she doing, you thing?
Not seeing anything?
to
just because I went the wrong way in
he's supposed to go to the big tree already was at the big tree I'm
Oh, hey, there it is.
I'm here.
He's a certain wood creek.
I'll see the cash box there.
It must be around here somewhere.
I already sold that stuff.
Find it and open it.
I changed the code.
It's 5678.
Why are you kidding me?
I was in a rush.
I'm a new radio.
I've got it now.
Good.
I spent all day getting you that radio.
I had to cashbox light to a ranger, light to another ranger.
Hopefully you're now holding a clean untapped radio. Hopefully.
Holy fuck, Henry, we have to get into that site.
You're in on this. What the fuck is going on? People are listening to us?
I don't know. Our radios are tapped. Are you fucking serious?
Oh, our radios are definitely tapped. That's why I left you to one you just got.
How, how is this even possible?
I don't know why I'm here.
What do you know?
I feel that I'm scared.
Is this all in my head?
I don't know that makes any sense.
Am I just making all of this up?
I mean, the eavesdropping, the spying, is this...
Fuck, are you...
Is any of this real?
What? Are you serious?
Maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just losing my mind.
What?
Like Julia.
No!
I'm imagining that I have a boss out here and that we're being spied on.
Henry.
Maybe there was something in the water or our condo was underneath some power lines and
you, Delilah, you're not real.
Oh my god.
Henry, think about her.
What happened to her? We're happening to you. You wouldn't even be able to realize it.
Okay.
Henry.
Sweetie, I am real, and this is happening. I'm as real as the sky is blue.
Take a second and then call me back.
I'm on your side.
What is going on here, bro? What is going on here?
Okay, I'm all right.
Okay, I'm all right. I'm headed towards the site.
Good. Keep your head up.
What the fuck?
That's exactly what a demon would say.
Ehh, I just thought of something not great.
What is it?
I filed a report that said that none of us ever talked to or saw those girls the ones that...
When missing a few weeks back.
Okay, so, so I'm sorry, I'm not following you.
Henry, our radios were tapped the entire time we talked about it. Maybe even your first day when you have the run-in with them.
Oh, damn, we're liars! Oh, yes.
And now someone probably has a transcript of that entire conversation.
And I've filed a report that's blatant lie.
And those girls are still missing.
Yep.
She's going to jail.
Fuck, Delilah.
Fuck, indeed.
We really need to get to the bottom of this.
That's okay.
She's going to jail not me.
I just threw their boombox in the water.
She lied about it.
She was covering it up.
We should have, we should have blamed the dude that flashed us with the flash light instead of anything.
Probably wouldn't have been better.
Wait a week, go from here.
Live?
He's doesn't really matter.
I don't know, so much for that.
This isn't what I thought.
this is not what I thought this is not what I was expected either to be fair
look somebody did this somebody would have had to do this take a picture of that somebody had to do this
I don't believe that, it's unnatural.
Something supernatural.
Look, the fuck I just tried to click on it.
He's like moving on his own.
What if this is just like a test like like portal you know like a test for him, you know?
And so all of this was just all a test.
You know walk in and the lielless is going to be sitting in and she's going to be like, you passed!
He's going to be like, what the fuck!
I smashed open the gate, should I try to fix or hide this?
Now screw it.
Okay, then.
He's just tongue-by-a-be, what the fuck be-plot?
I'm reporting this.
I got tongue-by-a-be.
Okay.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Did it deterred?
Yes. Kind of.
Okay, I'm sorry.
If you're trying to reach Dr. Simmons, he's onsite from August 15th through the August
15th, October 15th, the University of Equipment is Responsibility of Dr. Johnson.
Everyone knows that Equipment is under the purview of cat, front and hand.
Remember, this is a controlled area, any issues about functions of violation should be reported
immediately.
Being this, in my pocket.
You're just getting crazy.
Aliens!
Aliens!
Okay, I'm at the site.
I don't see anybody around.
What's wrong?
Yeah, what do you for us?
Be there's some serious cons and equipment out here.
Wireless stuff.
What do you mean?
I'm talking a big 20-foot-tall transmission tower.
They can probably listen to whoever the hell they want.
Vanessa down in this valley, which makes it impossible for you or any book out to see them.
I hope to see them.
I'm just wants to know.
Why is everything so wet?
Are they doing something with the soil out here too? It's all gridded off.
Who is they?
Someone's sleeping here.
What's it like?
It's definitely some sort of monitoring station.
I just wonder where they are.
Oh, all of their stuff is here.
And they know you're there, so see what you can find and get out.
I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that,
I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that, I'm going to do that.
This place sleeps three, they've got a real cut here.
So they live and work in the same tent.
Yeah, it's all one operation.
Like us.
Yeah, like us.
Okay, shit.
Got a map here that confirms they're tracking my hour.
people's movements. The maps got all sorts of paths and areas marked off on it.
There are lines that look like some of the paths I normally take.
Are you positive as you?
I'm not sure, but I think so.
I found a main monitoring desk.
Oh god, what do you see? Seriously at this stage, I believe just about anything.
There's a box here with a dial. It has a needle, like it measures earthquakes.
You mean like a light detector?
Yeah, I'm not sticking around to get hooked up to it.
What?
Light is saying it changed from Earthquake to light detector.
Mess.
The desk in here is a mess.
It's like someone was in a rush or knocked a bunch of stuff over on accident.
They're measuring the barometric pressure, too.
Why?
Maybe it's just a diversion.
Okay, so there's a log here that tracks the movement of four distinct subjects.
Can you and me?
Uh, yeah, definitely me, and I suppose you too.
Definitely me, and I suppose you too.
Ha ha ha.
Maybe the missing girls?
Right, they're still out here, and these people are following them.
Maybe it's possible, right?
But then why haven't you seen them?
I don't know.
We'll talk this over and figure out how to get the hell out of here.
Now, actually, it's two dudes.
Conflict with other males.
This proportionate food intake.
I'm keeping this. Keep this.
That's me. I took all the food. I figured the one that was like makes constant trips right up in me, but oh, wait, there's one more.
There's some sort of monitor. I don't know what it does. Maybe air quality or something.
Maybe they're keeping data on everything that could impact our movements.
That looks possible. This is crazy.
Mids? What?
So, let's see.
This stuff looks like it just got lifted out of the space shuttle.
I have to tell you if I found out this was NASA, I'd be hell, a lot happier.
What's that say?
is it, I love Wyoming.
Adam.
There's nobody here, just tense in equipment and yeah, that's it.
Look everywhere.
You can find something that will help us know what's going on.
And then there's all sorts of contraptions and shit out here.
Like what?
Dishes and stuff on metal legs.
They're wires all over the place.
I don't know.
I'm not really up on high-tech.
I'll take it.
Here.
Hey, y'all.
Not all the proof in the world now.
See? Look.
Boom.
I got everything.
I took pictures of everything.
This is just, it feels like there's that shit of foot, you know, it's, it's sterile, dead.
Hopefully we find some proofs to back that up.
So I just took pictures of everything. I think I have the proof, no?
What else am I supposed to do with the look for?
You shit.
And looking the boxes ladder. You grab that ladder. No, I don't know what else what else would I have missed.
Oh, I think I found the thing they used to track us. Oh shit. You know you swear like a lot.
Not the time, Hank.
Anyway, it's called a wave receiver. Looks like it picks up anything that admits a signal.
It's got basic orientarian capabilities, everything.
Holy.
Holy shit, Henry.
Yeah, holy shit.
You're going to take it, right?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, bro.
I don't know, I'm going to go find out.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is it in here?
Maybe behind the tent?
it
got really a got really aggressive there for a second and then
Drop, drop.
I don't know what is going on with this thing.
What do you say?
Clear away.
Oh, what is that?
Grab it.
Oh, that's damn!
Holy shit, the subjects! They are getting, they are getting, what the hell?
What's that saying?
Let me read that, let me read that.
What, what is it?
There's a folder of reports here.
What are they saying?
Multiple lovers, despite long-time partner.
There's nothing here about Julia.
What?
What?
Stuff I didn't tell you.
This is...
What?
What is it say about me?
You said there was one about me.
And it looks like they didn't follow me or what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Just burn the place down. Oh my god. Yeah, let's burn it down! Yeah! Yeah!
Fuckle. First let me take a picture first.
And these assholes will spend the rest of the summer picking up the pieces. We get to finish out our contracts that will even call in the fire.
Yeah, okay. You don't sound too excited about that. I'm not.
Look, where is case scenario?
You'll ridden susceptible to influence.
Where's case scenario? The fire rages out of control and kills a bunch of people.
Oh my god, where's the case?
Well, maybe it's not the best idea.
Yeah, it's definitely not the best idea.
Oh, it's fucking wound up!
Yeah, me, yeah me too!
It's all right, I'm going to...
I'm wound up too about this!
The way we're seever and tomorrow we can figure out what to do.
Shhh.
Which, do I take them both or do I just take my own?
I take this one?
I take them both, I get...
Bye now.
A SON...
I can't believe this she was singing on me!
That's ridiculous!
I
feel like it's just gonna like cut to the next day
to
what are they even like I don't understand like what they're
experimenting here like what they're even what they're doing
off
the light of their smoke coming from the site
just climbed out of there and the bridge collapsed.
What the hell happened to it's definitely not the best idea?
It wasn't me.
Oh, what do we do?
Call it in?
Hmm.
Do we just treat it like a normal fire?
Yeah, it's called it, it's fun.
We just call it in like any other fire.
Yeah.
And what about who started it?
What about them?
Uh, the person who started it?
Yeah.
We're talking about people watching us out here who are now burning the forest and everything in it around us
I don't know what to do about that
Except get the hell out. Yes, get us the hell out of here. I will
Oh, I knew it was gonna hurt that
Who is listening?
Then he goes back to this fucking thing and starts fucking writing all this shit
It's receiver just picked something up.
Like a signal? It's going beep beep.
Yeah, what could it be?
I don't know. You gotta find out.
All right, I'm on my way now.
You know what, I just picked up?
I know.
A fifth is an answer, bueno, to kill us from the creek.
Are you drunk?
No! I am getting drunk.
What the fuck?
Maybe bad idea, not good plan.
What the fuck my thinking is, I could stay up all night worried I'm going to lose my job because of the sci-fire or I could not worry.
And let the chips fall away.
I'm not like there's any proof we were down there.
My thinking is I'm going to file this way, receiver.
Oh, I like it when you think.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-uh.
I'll just leave you alone with whatever these thoughts are.
She's ready, I'm back, and again, let's turn the radio off.
Oh, my God.
Look, he took his wedding ring off.
My God.
What is going on here?
I'm sure you say what are you saying what are you saying
the
but you're thinking
you're sitting
got it
what
it's going to be fires everywhere now
Let's get in closer.
I think I'm gonna make two far away from it.
That didn't get a fucking help me.
Just like Luke's back the other way.
What was happening? I clicked it.
What the fuck?
It's a bomb!
Shit!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
to
be I found some sort of supply bag.
He can't be gears close in basics.
It was alarmed I think that's what was making the receiver go
you're okay it's not a trap or anything yeah I'm fine but there's there's
also a set of keys here I don't know why they'd be hidden out here they say
Shoshone National Forest Cave 452 is that the one in the canyon? yeah it is
who the hell took him and what the hell is in that cave okay okay let's just
think says the woman with a half a bottle of tequila and her belly maybe
They're panicking and we're preparing to beat it, but the fire hasn't spooked, and we have
new walkie-talkies, so we have the upper hand.
Yeah, well, it's hard to feel like you have the upper hand when you're standing in the dark
in the middle of the woods.
Oh, while you're back in your tower, maybe you need a drink too.
I'm not in my tower.
My tower.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And it's not you.
It is not me.
Oh my god.
Go.
I'm going.
There's a thing there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Who the fuck is it, my tower?
I have to beat his ass.
Like that guy that scared my dog.
I don't see anyone up here.
She was just there.
Lime?
That could be anybody.
It's a tape of us talking down at the side.
That could be anybody.
Sounds like it was recorded from somewhere nearby.
I'm Jesus.
Yeah.
And it sounds like we were the ones who burned it down and it was your idea.
No.
We are screwed.
No.
Yeah, we're screwed.
He just don't freak out. Okay, don't freak out.
It's going to be okay. We haven't done anything wrong.
Someone claiming to be Henry in two forks called the lookout in another sector early this morning and said that I knew what caused the wobby meto fire.
Um...
So I just got up the horn with that lookout who's wondering what I know, or that I'm an arsonist, or that I'm fucking losing it.
Furthermore, I bet you don't have the only tape of us from last night, so someone has evidence to back it up.
back it up. We need to find out what someone's been keeping in that cave. I'm going down there now.
I'm going down there now. Find some fucking answers when they lift us out of here it's going to be in handcuffs.
Us? We'll stick together like the cheaters we uh we have to stick together okay keep our story straight
from the first day with those girls to the person breaking in on our conversation everything. We just we got to be honest and consistent.
Yeah, I suppose you're right. You know.
Yeah, why if they're just listening to what we're saying right now. Don't worry though guys. Hold on.
Oh, I forgot my wedding ring.
The ask, I don't know, I don't know who the fuck I don't know Eddie July.
I'll do the fuck is that.
I guess the cave the cave is down now, right?
That's the same way we went.
Now I get down.
Should be pretty close.
This is from like way, way earlier now.
I'm not fucking crazy.
I'm the fucker.
This way.
He's like writing everything that he finds to in the thing, like he leaves like everything, God damn I'm going there wrong fucking way again.
Fuck!
Oh yes bro.
How the fuck did I go down?
I have to go up.
This way, it should be past the Porter potty.
Thought I could be pee first.
I
Know Barrier
Hey, you
You didn't actually make that call right to
To be able to look out. It's just stuck in my car. I let myself imagine how fucked I would be if you'd been lying to me
But now that I asked I kind of just do it shake I hadn't
Of course I didn't no way they're just trying to pit us against each other
Yeah, you're right
That's not gonna happen though. Thanks Henry
Oh, Macon
I remember I have a level nine in terms of being easily manipulated.
What the fuck was that?
She's gonna sit on me and sell me out.
She's gonna say I orchestrated the whole thing.
What the hell are we locked in now? What the hell what the hell what the hell what?
The li-lets someone locked me in the cave. Is this thing working?
The li-lets said someone to the cave please!
Lala!
Damn reception!
The fuck is she getting a send when it's just been like us two fucking smitten the entire time
Who the fuck else is gonna come out of you?
I get a 50 sanity.
It's freezing in here.
This is where he dies. He just dies in the cave, freezes the death.
I shoot.
Oh my god, there's a shoot.
What the fuck?
You there?
Ghosts?
Hey, hey are you there?
Yeah, what is it?
Find nothing yet because someone tried to trap me in there.
You saw someone?
No, someone slammed the gate behind me and ran away.
I found another way out, but if I hadn't Jesus.
So you didn't find anything?
No, there's a spot where someone had sunk an anchor, but the hardware's gone now.
I don't have any climbing equipment.
I just have my ropes. I'm going to hike back to two forts and see if I can find anything that could double as an anchor to use in the spot.
But...
I didn't sound dangerous.
Delilah, I just found an outcropping that someone was using as a little fort.
I think it was, uh, a good one.
Really?
Yeah, he built himself a real castle.
It's him! He's got books!
He's got books!
He'd hide out here to recover me.
The black and his grief is his enemy's sorrow.
Everyone this guy loves gets killed, so he honors them with a black arm band which gives in super powers.
Oh, oh no!
Oh, okay, good.
Let's fucking dark.
Lunch of rocks stacked up, you made a wall and a perimeter?
Oh, god.
I think that's perfect.
You know, maybe he made it because he was afraid of them.
Oh, he's also dead.
They almost got busted.
Grain like to go out on the reeling of the tower and wave at the planes that dump water on fires, then.
I got a call because someone thought a kid was up in two forks.
I lied and just said it was Ned, if I read it about they would have been forced to leave and...
I don't know I guess I just felt like I was saving him from whatever shitty life Ned was gonna bring him back to.
I don't think I ended up mentoring.
You
Yes, you do be lying a lot.
She do be lying a lot.
But so do we.
Oh.
Here's the thing.
There's some great A.
Dork contraband here.
He found his pocket protector?
I found a, I guess, the data sheet for one gladiace Silva, half elf, armor, seven.
Classic wizards and wierons.
What a fucking nerve. We can keep that to him, keep it.
Huh, Ryan stole his dad's climbing gear. He's thinkers.
That's convenient.
Yeah, it is.
I think he was going to hide them in a cash box or something and never got around to it.
But he left a note for a range of to find them and send them back to him in Nebraska.
Because he hated climbing?
Yeah, it sounds like Ned was pushing him and pretending to lose his anchors was the easiest way to put a stop to it.
How the worked?
How would it asshole?
Yeah.
How old was this?
It is the sort of thing that would have caused me to catch a beating growing up.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't put a castle in that.
Once you're climbing anchors, I hope you didn't have faith or returned them to me.
My interest is blah blah blah blah, I dox to myself.
If you tell me your name and address, I will give you a reward for this.
You're probably wondering why I left you here.
Well, they are my dads. I don't want him to lose them,
but I don't want to do any more climbing on this trip.
So I thought I should pretend to lose them.
But if you help me get them back, everyone will be happy. Thank you for your time.
you're time. Keep. That's that was the pack right there. I wrote our camera. It was a set-up.
Hey remember that pack I found? Back on your second day. Yeah. I found a plan
And Brian drew about how he was going to get it back.
Oh, sure it was not elaborate.
Oh, some wily coyotes stuff. I'll tell you that much.
I thought this was the trap one.
Are we taking all this shit?
Am I taking fucking science homework?
Boy second person, it's to...
Conversational for science.
What?
I'm a radio waves can use meteors to talk to people far away.
Ryan was doing a science fair project about bouncing radio waves out of a meteor shower.
Our kid left his homework?
Yeah, he must have been pretty smart, huh?
Yeah, I'll sharpen it a lot of the grown-up knuckleheads I'm used to, yeah.
smarter than me what what you're saying I'm one of those knuckleheads
is that it it wasn't but um I don't think about it because I know lots of stuff
oh please drown me in your surplus of knowledge why they're
backing again all these years for a man it's wise as you to take this job
whoa wait till first we heart
oh again and you'll use that big sexy brain years to fill out your unemployment paperwork
Sorry boss.
What the fuck?
I found an old school folder Brian was a hell of a doodler.
Well, that's Freddy Kruger right there.
the
of the
of the
I think that was the one thing Ned did do with him, you know,
tinkering on stuff like that.
I keep my keep.
Dear Mr. Zackler,
I'm with my dad.
It's pretty neat, dad fished in a spot.
Most of Wyoming looks like home in Nebraska,
But then their mountains and woods when you go far?
Sorry I can't mow your lawn this summer, but I hope you found a good person to do it instead.
Can you write back and tell my dad when school starts because I don't think he knows?
What?
There's also a postcard here from Brian to, I guess, his neighbor.
What's it say?
That he's with his dad and sorry he can't mow his lawn this summer.
And also he was worried his dad didn't know when school started let's say that's a lucky break if I were him
What the fuck does this have to do with anything? What the fuck do those two those
Two story have to do with anything
Why are we we got more insight on them than we have on fucking Delilah
Oh, who's there?
Oh, there he is.
I missed something.
No, I didn't did I.
What did I miss?
I already did the banner.
the comic book?
Fuck out of the damage.
Pillow?
He made the place pretty comfy, too.
That's an achievement.
Yeah, the expensive what are probably stolen pillows.
That little shit.
That's it.
I
Can't appeal. Yeah, right wonderful very cool that the kid
What all that together I guess
What do you think is in there?
Uh, I don't know.
Really?
I mean, we gotta find out.
What do you think?
Whatever it is, they don't want you telling anyone about.
They closed the door when they could have just...
Faster head in with a rock or chalk you up with a...
Are you serious with this ship right now?
Uh, I have to.
Could I, are you sure you want to go back in there?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, especially now that I'm thinking about all the fun ways to be killed
Wait, I'm confused like where am I going back I'm going back into the cave again
So we just loop back around
The cave that I just got trapped in side
I wonder if he did that.
I'm a farmer's tractor for a joy ride down in Riverton and land it in jail.
That's...
That's...
Damn it.
Those squirrels really did a number on you, huh?
No, I'm glad they're not dead, but it also means that they weren't a part of what's going on.
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
You just have to keep searching.
Yeah.
I'll give you something the fucking search for.
Okay, we're back in again.
Oh no, now we're back in again.
I'm gonna use the key again.
What the fuck is the fuck?
I understand, so now I'm like right back at the same exact spot again, but I guess this time we now we have the
I see
and
he does everything so accurately don't but this guy the main guy
Oh, ah, how the fuck do I pronounce your date?
Such a mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo- mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo, mo,
thank you for the tentier one community gift itself, I think I've put your name.
I
Oh Mike
It's the kid!
It's the kid!
He's fucking dead!
You look at his fingers!
Just step over it!
that's like that's a fucking random like self-contained story that has nothing to do with the
overarching story of this game but at least not yet I guess it's like okay what the fuck
I'm not going to climb out of the cave and report the body.
That's what they were trying to, like, get me to not see that they want me to find that body.
They had something to do with it. They pushed him.
He did this. You know what if Delilah did she knew?
That's why she was always so like somber about it every time we talk about him.
She knew what had happened.
She pushed him. She fucking pushed him.
Hey, D.
There you are. I've been worrying my ass off.
I'm sorry, D.
We have to call search and rescue.
You need to call search and rescue.
Um, what?
There's a body in the cave. It's Brian Goodwin.
No!
I could be fucking kidding me.
Uh-huh.
What, I don't...
Ow, how?
Climbing, I think, or...
Made to look like a climbing accident.
Oh!
Oh!
It was Ned that's son of a bitch.
Whoever out there did it, they killed him.
They killed him.
They just put this stupid shit aside for a minute.
That boy is dead.
He was just a sweet kid.
They didn't kill him.
Okay, why kill a boy?
I don't know.
You should've told us something that's crazy.
Uh...
What do we do now?
What do we do now, D. I mean for you, okay?
That's sure I wasn't going to say that, but it's true.
But I can assure you it would not mean rotting at the bottom of that cave
I there's there's there's nothing to say the hike back
They think we're leaving tomorrow anyway
Hey
She did that shit she did that
He found a pack up we're going home or going to jail
There's more whiskey give me that won't die for later
You see that plane?
No, I was just, as you packing up.
Well, there's going to be a lot more.
The services thing is 2% contained.
What is this the June fire or the site fire?
Well, the two fires merged into one unmitigated disaster.
He and after my lookout.
You about packed up?
Shouldn't we talk for a sec?
Ya know, about things?
About what?
About us.
We still don't know who was listening to us,
who was following me around, who made that tape?
Shat, oh he almost forgot to irritate Boy,
you didn't do nothing wrong.
It may be weakened, still find these people.
Look, I think whoever's out there caused the site fired to cover their tracks and I'm almost certain that when I get off the helicopter, I'm going to be led into a room and make a listen to a tape of me saying we started it
And we don't know shit, what can I do?
Well, there's something for you to do, holy shit
Holy crap, yeah, oh my god
We don't know what it is, it could be nothing
Yeah, it could also be whoever was listening to us
Could be someone who made the tape
Okay, yeah, um, look, you should pack up everything you need in case we get the call and you can't come back.
Look, it's something happens.
I'll remember you.
Well, that's nice. Oh, well, that's nice.
That's it!
I'll tell you that I don't hear the sound of the sound of the sound, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the hell?
Did I not take anything any of the other notes?
Ha ha ha ha.
You.
What the hell.
I put down my waiting ring for her
and she said, go fuck yourself.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way.
This way?
This way.
I hate that this shit fucking just leaves you into a fucking wall.
This way?
I
This way
Now usually in the compass there's a compass literally built into it. What do you mean?
Where's when it says green when it shows green that that's that's that's go green is go
You can't go west into a fucking tree. That's my point.
What's your status?
Uh-oh.
I think I'm getting close.
It's the bear!
It's the fucking bear!
That they are coming to get us.
My place.
you sound worried no it's it's just Brian
I'll coordinate with the evac team and let you know when to head towards the
tram it's north of far past reef on that cutback in the there's an emergency
trim out there that will let you hide to the rendezvous point at my lookout
it's gonna be the fucking bear and then we're gonna have to fucking like
Look at all the way to the top of the fucking mat
From all the way at the bottom of the fucking mat
I think the bear isn't on it
It's gonna make me go to
Oh my god, it's gonna be me go to the bottom of the map to go all the way to the top of the map
This is the same one from the beginning of the game where you fell
What the fuck was that I somehow unpacked I was like backwards
Someone left a rope for me to climb up on down near the lake.
Who's the tracking color tied to it? Someone was leading me here.
And there's another tape.
Hey, but you're there.
Oh my god, Henry.
Yeah, hi, Henry.
Hey, I'm gonna find this before Prince Up.
We've been causing each other a lot of headaches.
It's Ned, my god.
They've got a sight that says fit for living as a one-year about to find you'll get it. What do you see it?
You can't blame me for keeping an eye on you. I'd have to bump it into you back in May.
Don't be the cave croxing.
I've been up there for three years. I get to cozy.
When it's a harshest hell and right out of books.
But I got that antenna re-tuffin.
I love her, she's a... she's a record, you don't kind of flip.
I kind of get why Brian took tour.
About a week ago I stopped worrying about you finding anything out
and that's right when everything went shit out with you too.
You guys don't know anything about having kids.
I know if she knows nothing.
It ain't handy, it'll be walking out of late to fish every afternoon.
It ain't me, Barry.
But you gotta know I didn't kill him.
All right, we were climbing, I was teaching him.
Brian was uneducated in the way to do anything, he just fucking didn't think his ankle
the right way.
Okay?
You know, I thought about going back, having answer questions, having to get him put
in the ground, and I didn't see the point.
Don't come looking for me.
That's sorry, but your wife.
Oh, I told you she's dead.
We found the surveillance operation.
Okay, what does that mean? What is it?
It was Ned Goodwin. He was the one listening to us just him.
That good one.
She made the tape?
Yeah.
He's gone.
Deeper into the shushelty. He doesn't want anyone to know he's out here.
He...
Because he killed Brian.
Because he killed his fucking son.
You need to get back here.
They say the helicopters are making rounds.
Okay.
Why would he leave that?
What would he leave?
That piece of evidence there for me to find I can just give that over to the cops and be like this fucking guy
He killed his kid
What?
Yeah, you're going to figure oh my god. Look how far up we got that. Oh man, this is shit
We got that go so far
And
I get this piece of shit out of the way, no, get the other piece of shit out of the way, fuck it.
I'll get the other piece of shit out of the way.
I don't understand the while I've waited.
He accidentally kills his own son.
I guess he's been dumping trash up here for a while.
Okay, she doesn't care?
There's a close line.
Okay, she doesn't care.
What the fuck?
He held on to some of Brian's things.
His music's in the wild herbs.
I won't show you if I'm exhibiting it.
Oh, there's dancing. He breaks into you.
Uh, what?
He wrote down everything he did to us.
Everything he did every day. He was scared to shitless.
Oh, I bet she sounds sus, bro.
Observe facts never in fuck.
What the hell does that mean?
What the hell?
She selfish, too, that...
Goodwin was the one who wrote the reports I found at the site.
How he just wrote these up.
You'll see, fuck, he fucked these up.
Okay, so we have more evidence, I guess.
Herculator.
You stole the stuff from the teenagers as well.
You saw some of the stuff he was working on.
I guess he had a lot of time on his hands.
He was rigging up stolen batteries to keep his stuff going.
you know what I bet if I didn't steal all the food I bet he would have stole all the food and
then all the food would have been gone and then I still would have been accused it would have
been like the top 10 games where like you still get accused of stealing all the food and
you would have been like what do you mean I didn't steal the food?
What?
Nothing, just some of my stuff.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what you want me to say.
We're in the middle of a fire that is at 22,000 acres and growing fast.
It's gonna burn all of this up.
Well, take a picture if you're so keen to remember it.
You're not?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm keeping everything to be honest. This is more sort of clear my name. I think than anything. I don't
I don't fucking keep it going to the picture. Just remember the ship. I don't really
fucking care. There's the pier.
I think that uh...
He's got a radio-based station up here.
He was listening to us on that.
Fuck that, do you know what I want to leave?
Maybe what?
I'd supplies, observe, and be ready to leave.
Start working on reports
He just pit against each other
What an evil doer to like put his master plan on these notes and just leave them out here like that
What the fuck is this?
You look out Henry. So it's you have coming out of cave. He calling for hikers list to later
I think I'm going to buy one to you.
It's not letting me grab it.
I'm stuck.
Oh my god.
I feel like actually stuck.
I can't.
I can't get out of this.
What the fuck?
He had quite the view.
No response.
Wonderful.
I literally can't even, I can't pick anything up.
What the fuck is going on? Why can't I move? Is there an unstuck button?
I can't I can't live.
I think I might be bugged bro.
Fuck if I save it and then load it and I still gonna be stuck though.
Maybe I just try that, or maybe I should have just did load.
Just jump. You can't jump, you dick wad.
I'm gonna reload it.
Okay, we're good.
Now I can't look at his view.
God dammit.
F*** your book.
F*** that book too.
Oh my god did you see the way his hand like, there you go.
I wanted to keep that on, I wanted to keep these logs.
There we got enough evidence I think.
I would hope to clear our name.
That's how I'm.
This boombox looks familiar.
Minus one I took the boombox and I took it unless he stole it from the tower.
I'm going to get a bit of the end now to have to go all the way back down.
I'm going to get a nice sweep through all the way back down.
I'm going to shit.
Oh fuck you go.
I really don't I don't understand though I don't get it so it's just that is hiking
with a kid and then he's bad dad but teaches him to climb kid doesn't like to climb
You make some climb anyway, kid dies, and then just...
Guy becomes a hermit in the woods,
and then just decides to start terrorizing people?
That's it?
Haha, that's it!
What the fuck?
I think he was listening in on the radio, you know, stuff.
You think he heard all that?
He did log get a room.
Well, I mean, they technically weren't.
They weren't getting a room.
I mean, they're at separate bases.
They really, you know what I mean? I don't know how they would get a room
Sometimes you just got to burn down a whole forest because you're a bad dad
So hot, that's a that's so weird
I know I should be relieved, relieved that there's no evidence of us starting that fire
relieved that we're not crazy, and there wasn't something conspiracy, but I'm not.
It was the sweet kid with a shitty father who hit out here like a coward after dumping him in a hole.
It loved him. No, he wasn't a good dad. What the fuck?
No fucking shit.
But...
But what?
Sorry.
God it would have been so easy to tell the truth and have him sent home.
I can't stop thinking about it.
Don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Yes, I did.
That's right.
You could decide whether I tell people that she's down there.
So they can retrieve the body or not.
And if I do, I'm going to be asked about Ned Goodwin.
Well, I could say, I could say, I could say.
I could say.
He.
Oh, fuck.
Is that a holster?
Yeah, hold on.
Hey!
No, there's one more. Yes, here, yeah. Yeah, he's coming.
Okay, uh, one second.
Okay, they're here, but they're making rounds. They'll come back.
Um, I think I'm gonna go with him.
What? You're not gonna wait for me?
Wait, just wait. Okay, I'm not that far.
I'm not far.
Henry, they're here. They're waiting right now.
Please.
Henry, I don't want to meet you and just sit here in a dead boy's shadow.
Okay, I don't want to do that.
I know that sounds harsh.
Okay, oh wait.
Oh, I'm not far.
She'll wait. Oh my god. That was that was also very telltale like she said no, and then said yes
What the fuck
What the fuck wait where's my standy
Where'd my standy go?
Oh, there it is
I just can't do that. Okay, I'll wait
What the fuck?
Yeah, all right.
I don't even know if I'm going the right way, man.
This is...
I think I am gradually going up.
It's just taking a little bit.
I wish I could get this stupid piece of shit thing out of my hand, the stupid whatever the fuck that thing is.
Yeah, I'm miles away, I know.
Because the way you go is like, all these fucking pasts, and then I just give me a minute.
I'm coming. She's gonna see that I'm wearing my wetting ring though and it's not gonna be a good
Did do you wait in my back at the tower again?
I'm back in the tower
How the fuck did I make it back to the tower?
Wait what the fuck?
What?
How?
Is it this way?
I don't understand, this should be I
Can't fucking sprint when I have this piece of shit in my fucking hand
If we go past the cave and go up back to the same spot where I just was at with the cave with the dead boy
away. Then we should be okay. Where's my fucking... Where's my... Where's my standy?
Where's my standy? No, where's my standy?
Oh, I lost my fucking standy!
I threw it down like right here, do I not?
How do you lose this ginormous fucking standy?
Did it be spawned and like up?
Wait.
Oh?
the
no man I want to bring that to the end of the
end of the
is going to be like my smokey the bare standy
it's literally not here I don't understand
less of these longer something
There's no way I could definitely throw it around here.
I think it's gone.
God damn it.
It was right there. You just saw it? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where?
I don't see it with a fuck.
I bet you don't know where the fuck it is, either pussy.
shit literally looking right at the ground there's nothing you guys
lie in the fibon
it's left
I think you're lying
It's not here.
I saw it.
I did not.
Maybe it's up in the tower.
one is a thing up in the tower that you can
you
a step on it what did I
I can
and
Pro what?
There's a fucking live bro. You see it. You don't see shit. You don't see shit.
what is that
what we just go to sleep and I was like
Fucking die here in the fucking big oh
The fireworks that forgot about the fireworks
I forgot to bring that weed
That's it
Need to let it go like your wife oh my god
the
well
I guess we leave it then
I can't even turn that on because it's like
Let me see
on my right let me look let me see
what was this clip what is what is this clip
What is this clip?
You can't even see anything in this.
What?
I'm looking.
There is.
I'm putting this on high quality.
Wait, is this shit that I'm not in, are we not in 1440 right now?
Am I, am I fucking, are we?
Oh, I am, okay. I was gonna say, I'm trolling.
What?
Is it right at the beginning?
I think I might briefly,
Oh, dawn.
It was like right around here, no?
Right there!
Got it.
Safe.
I found it.
Now we go all the way to the bed to the thing.
I can't leave this, I need this.
And I go back through the cave again I guess I'm assuming.
We are in route. This should go all the way, potentially. And then I'm assuming we
cut left somewhere, or we could just cut left here and then just go up.
They could just do that instead.
Hmm.
See, see, see, thank you for the 5-0-1. General John, thank you for the gift itself.
Don't know if I am going north, you fuck with it.
You have to go up. You have to go left or right to go up.
God.
What was going west? Oh my god, do you need to look at the fucking back? Look! Look! Look at it! There's a climbing thing right here!
I don't know where it is. It's around here! There's a way to climb!
Fuck, I can't get rid of this.
It should be a way to climb around here.
Unless I fell down. Maybe we have to go. Maybe we have to turn from that way to the left.
I'm 100% going west. Oh my god. Yes, I know. You fucking idiot. I literally said what I was trying to do before I did it. You're going west. Oh my god.
woman just fucking put no clip on so that way I could just fucking freely walk through trees and rocks and everything
Dremor, thank you for the censor one community gifted serves.
of
all of a city of
the
as a tower
to get there and she's already gone
the lila have a present for you please don't leave
We're going to beat together as soon as I
As soon as I get divorced we're going to beat together
On the right track
and
I think I have to turn in at some point here, but I guess it all goes the same way
I don't know, is this a dead end?
Is there a way through here?
I don't know what the fuck it says, but I'll take it.
hmmm, we got it walking, we went up and then we'll go back down again and I'm
fucking lizard.
Try to guess he's shitting you.
I'm coming!
the
of
the
of the
to get to her tower. He's just left standing there with the fucking standi.
Actually don't even... was there way up there? Okay I think this is still going the same way.
No!
and
any of them send
and
it's got to be a turn
some point you
oh yeah we have to use the thing on the Bob the the valve turner
she's been waiting this whole time she's worried about me she thinks I'm
I'm dead.
Here it is.
King Yamada, thank you for the 50 bomb, oh my god.
Here it is.
Hey, I'm at the E-bex spot near the ravine.
The Lylot, three there.
The Lylot?
You the Lylot, no!
You fucking live you can't do this to me
Fuck I can't leave I can't leave this behind
Please
It's a fucking cutscene, you can't get it in there.
Got it. After all that got down it.
Oh this is it. That's the logo of the game.
The Laila No!
Oh, how did tonight man are out there?
Hello?
She left!
She left!
She's fucking left!
Oh, is there a note?
Oh, there's a note.
Oh, that's another note.
Look, she drew, that's what, this is what she drew.
She drew me!
How could she do this to me?
Poor... oh no!
Well, she loved me to die!
Look at me in this apple.
Literally not even a no.
She said fuck me man.
Hello, is anybody there?
Kai, yeah, it's me.
You're not here.
No, don't be mad.
What?
I'm disappointed.
I'm not mad, I'm just...
You're not mad, you're just disappointed.
I'm not your dad after you've got busted smoking pot.
I just couldn't be out there for another minute.
You could have just said that.
You really wanted me to say...
Like, did, and now I'm...
Disappointed.
Yeah.
I know.
The station didn't take long for the helicopter to reach you.
Okay.
There's a deep, brief, and a situation like this.
A lot's a question.
Shit, so taking stock we found out and look out kill this only son and decided to become a lonely herd
Yes, what is that dead one fire what a fucking three cat another okay, so that's a wash
I'll have to figure out what I'm doing every summer from now on that isn't this you're not coming back
No, you'll have to
Yeah, we need her. I don't know what's next.
Tell you what, why don't you choose for me and I'll choose for you.
Alright, sure. Maybe.
Come to Boulder with me. Yeah, let's just try, see what she says.
You could come back to Boulder with me.
You're a nightmare.
Just just about.
You just, don't want me down there.
I just asked you.
Look, I'm got some things to do in Casper and maybe I'll have to stop sometime after that.
I could come by, sure.
Okay.
Hey!
Come on, baby.
I think you should go to Julia.
Ahhhh!
Turn out.
Maybe put the typewriter to get you.
Give me a sexy accent or something if you write about this.
I am.
Yeah.
You gotta go see her.
Ha ha ha!
Don, don, don!
Oh my god!
Henry, I...
She won't recognize me. I have to move on. Oh my god. She won't even recognize me,
You're not just going for her.
You don't know what it's like.
God things happen, okay, and you have to...
You have to find a way to contain the damage a good way.
Well, hopefully I can figure out a way to do that.
Yeah, I hope so.
What an asshole.
God, this got dark.
It was shit. Sorry.
Yeah, there's a helicopter.
Good, Bill Land Baguio, hi top. Good luck, Henry.
Fuck you! See you soon!
Oh, I'll see you when I see you.
That's like a serial killer.
Oh, damn!
Yeah, sure thing.
Woof.
I'm so fucking mad!
Why can't you have to do this to me?
Fuck you!
You bring in the dish, so.
I don't even want to leave any more.
Oh wait, there's...
There's an occupancy over there.
I miss it.
Oh, you can't even do it over there.
I shoot the fireworks up! Let's make the fire bigger! Fuck this place!
Oh, I got out of this, was this fucking disobey! I couldn't even bring my standy!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
What a roller coaster!
What the fuck?
I didn't expect that to be a relationship drama.
Are there alternate endings to it or is it just the one ending?
I thought these would come back into play later and they didn't.
I need to clear my name.
I was just sitting in the place that I hear.
I took like five pictures over here.
That's it.
We saw this meaner.
That's the kid in his murderer dad.
of
the game has been orange for so long that my eyes adjusting back to the screen of blue is like
it fucking just destroyed my eyeballs.
Oh my god, they have like a free room.
We can upload your camera roll.
Thoughts?
I thought the, I think the main story of the game
is kind of me.
I like the main story of like the dad killing the sun
and going to eat, shouldn't causing all that.
That's kind of whatever the fuck,
But the drama, the drama between the main character and Delilah and the marriage and his wife and all that.
The drama, the juicy drama.
That was that was cinema.
That was cinema.
Drama.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, that was that was that was that was that was pretty good.
I thought there would be something more when they dove into, like, is there conspiracy?
Is someone's listening, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I thought, like, that was going to go somewhere
that was a little bit more out there than just like, oh, this dad that we briefly talked about.
Killed his kid accidentally, I guess, and then went, hey, wire.
I thought there was going to be something something way more crazy, but yeah.
Just some loser listening on you, yeah.
He just listens to them, like, mac and on the radio and stuff like that.
Overall, moderate cinema.
Yeah, I'd have to say moderate, I guess, because I feel like the main story again, I think
that was for what they were alluding to felt like that was there could have been like
of something something more to the twist there but I liked the drama and I like the drama
that we like created as well because of all my choices it did feel very telltale at moments
where like it felt like the like it felt like the the script was really weird like it felt
like the dialogue didn't match up.
Gareth, thank you for the raid, man.
Bug time to see my man.
Hope you're able to get stream.
Thank you for the raid.
Just connected.
Yeah, it's just like how usually,
how sometimes in Teltel games, you know?
Like sometimes, you'll have a choice
that it's obviously basing the dialogue off
of your prior choices.
But then like the story has to have something happen, right?
So it's just like cut weird. It's it's like that that one instance where it's like I'm not gonna wait for you
I'm gonna wait for you like a immediately after it's very very weird. It's just it's just the way it's like cut
There's some telltale instances like that too where like
Depending on your choices the dialogue doesn't really match up too well, but I
Thought it was all right though. I thought that was pretty good
It's definitely a game that like I didn't expect a game called Fire Watch or like what the premise and like the promotional stuff is about or what it shows
Definitely didn't expect
This I'm going into it definitely didn't expect all that
That was good
That's two down today guys. That's two down
We could probably maybe start one more I think I don't know what we could start, but we could start something we could start one more
Probably won't be able to finish whatever it is, but we'll be able to start another one
Be expecting more of a survival game
maybe I'm trying to think of like
Where
Like, where I was at, like, when it came to, like, when this game came out, you know, like, with, like, outer
wilds is one that, like, people have suggested, right?
Uh, and I think that one's a bit more, like, exploration, I guess, right, it's a space or something like that, but like,
I remember when that, like, came out, because it was also what, wasn't with the outer worlds, like, also, like,
I confused the name of them, and I just never fucking played it, so.
Now, I was trying to remember, like, where the fuck I was when it came to firewatch.
I don't know forgotten city.
Uh, isn't that one a bit longer forgotten city?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Everyone's suggesting Alan Wake 2.
I'm a big fan of that one.
I'ma get to that one.
I'ma get to that one.
I went on the list, yeah.
But I wanted to do one into 2,
so I need to do the remake.
I mean, I don't know if I want to start that now, finish Minecraft, what if we just
did like one more episode of Minecraft, we could do like one more episode of it and
like kind of just, you know what I mean?
Because it'll be like two hours and then by the time that's done, then we can wrap up
for tonight and then like tomorrow, like we can just kind of sprinkle it in, you know what
I mean until it gets done, it could be a good idea.
I could be a good day. I like that idea.
All right. Well, I have to take a P.P. first before you go.
I want to see James cry with these stories.
It's going to be really hard. I'll be honest.
It's going to be really hard for that to happen. I think I think if you want, if you
want, it'd be only they would have to hit me with some cheat codes, which would be like probably like
uh, animal like an animal death or something like that. I think that's the only way it's going to get me.
Like the other these these games today like you're not going to get me off of some
negligent parents who are killing their kids or like you know, shit like that. I thought it was not going to happen, you know, but.
I mean, expedition did get me. I did not I didn't cry from dust trending.
I did an expedition though. I did an expedition. Before expedition, I don't know what the
last game was. That made me emotional to be honest. So I'm not an idea.
When Lee. Oh, yet Lee. Yeah. That was a long time ago. I really wish at the time. I
I don't think I had faced Kim one at the time of the walking dead finale.
Or actually there was two instances in walking dead.
It would have been the finale of the walking dead, obviously.
And then Kenny's return when Kenny should back up.
I was like actually really emotional about that.
I remember my reaction when he should back up.
I was like really, I was really emotional about that.
Hello, TV.
TV.
Ah, all right, I'm gonna take a P-break real quick
and then we'll do that.
I have to like, if I'm a controller.
I should be good.
I don't think I, I don't remember if I got hit by the end of red dead, I actually don't think I did.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna throw in my garbage out too.
You
Check out some water and stretch, love you all.
.
You
You
You
I think there's technically
Should be the next season, no, right? Isn't it like five is it five episodes in season one and
three episodes in season two or something?
Fixed my chair head breast?
What do you mean fix it? That's how what do you mean fix it? That's how it is.
Did I cry at any of the Eucuse games?
I've only played like three of them and the ones that I did play now. No. No, I didn't.
I didn't want to Minecraft stream, give me a super short summary. Basically, in so episodes, like,
Why did I laugh at Rubin?' Listen, I'll get to that.
It seemed like the first four episodes were technically like their own thing in Minecraft.
There was like about a group of losers who they were trying to not be losers.
And then they went to a mind-con convention, type shit.
And when they went to this convention,
they, one of the characters was trying
to meet up to do a deal for a diamond,
a diamond for a witherhead, which is a bad deal
in the first place.
And then she got scammed.
And then when they chased after the person who scammed them,
He was like a evil bad dude who was then trying to build the wither.
Uh, he built the wither. It turned into giant abomination wither. What the fuck they call it wither storm or some shit.
And then started destroying everything. And then that's when they went off on like an adventure to kind of like figure out how to, uh,
destroy it. And then you had like these like four heroes that were kind of like your typical heroes
and they had to go recruit them to stop it. And one of them was Lee. And Lee was on the brink of death
like literally through the entire fucking game. And I had to do everything I could to stop him from literally just
offing himself. But I couldn't let it happen again. And then we saved him by the end.
And then episode five after everything, after all that got resolved, episode five was kind of weirdly isolated by itself, where like, there's group of tunnel snakes.
That's kind of what they seemed like.
They, what do you say? Like they went through a portal, but like the portal took them to like a different server almost.
And it was like a server that had like a really angry admin who abused her powers and she spawns stuff in and she she used a chicken that was laying spawn eggs and she held that over the entire society's
Head while she spawned in resources and
Then you go up and you're like, oh fuck you you're fucking you're a really shitty admin and she's like, oh my god
You're right, I'm a shitty admin and then
They realize that the tunnel snakes are trying to take over and
In the end the tunnel snakes get arrested and then everybody goes off to their own separate ways. I think and that's like it
I think that's it. I pushed what off the cliff. Yeah, I did and that's it
So there's only three episodes left is what it says here.
So I'm assuming this would technically be season two,
or I don't really know, I guess we'll see.
I'm assuming that would be season two.
So I guess it's not very long.
I'm predicting that these next ones aren't probably going to be the best quality.
I don't know what the story is going to be.
But if I could guess, if there's, because there's only three,
I'd imagine this is when Tiltel probably started to fall apart.
So the quality is probably going to go into the gutter.
If it even ends with an actual ending, you know, I don't know.
Season two is separate.
I mean, are you saying that there's another season two is five episodes on its end?
So the complete adventure isn't even the complete adventure.
This is only season one.
You tell me I have to buy another one for season two.
Maybe not them.
So, season one is eight.
Bro, every time I, I'll google it, every time I fucking go over this, this is the conversation
that we fucking have.
If you want to know a fucking like, oh, what the, I mean, I might as well just fucking
look it up.
The stuff is every time I'm going to look up with the actual like story mode things are
episodes.
or five, so it does go to eight, and then yeah, and then five is it, then what the fuck is this?
What is this complete adventure bullshit that I got here on this physical disk? I have to buy another physical disk.
What the hell?
So I guess it's the next season I guess is what happens? Complete scan? It's not a complete adventure, that's for sure.
I guess I have to look at see if there's another dispersion.
I guess if they come out with a dispersion for season two,
I would hope that they did.
Season two though did get cut short
because of the telltale stuff because we'll kind of.
Season two was last release in December of 2017
and telltale games closed in late 2018.
And so, 100% the second season got affected by all of that bullshit.
Whenever that happens, it's interesting, yeah.
Let me, let me double check and see if there was a disc version for season two then,
because I feel like I'm gonna have to not damn it.
I didn't.
I thought there was only one complete edition of Minecraft Story Mode with both seasons.
How do I get season 2?
Still have faith, still faith in what they're going to bring it back.
Oh, there is another fucking one for season 2.
Oh my god.
I did not even see this.
I'm going to have to buy $100 guys.
the switch version is $250
they're crazy
how because you can't get them anymore because they're discontinued
well not discontinued but like you know they can't
because it's not a business or whatever at the time
So this like stopped so a lot of them are pretty rare
We're rare or I guess
Do you need a PlayStation or Xbox or
Switch, but I mean the switch version is the switch version is like 200 bucks even more, so we're definitely not doing that
I'll pay the hundred and just have a right off, you know what I'm saying? There you go
What capture card is this? This is an Aver media
See how many I have? Oh, we're already we're still loaded up in here
So we have, oh yeah, the last one ended.
The cliffhanger of the last episode was that they found a hallway of portals to like a bunch
of different worlds or something I guess.
I don't know.
I think that was where it ended.
Yeah, the Minecraft multiverse or some shit, I don't fucking know, that's where we ended up.
I'll also before we start, I have to make sure I have the choices, the Minecraft story mode choices,
because since we're not in line anymore, we can't see the choices anymore.
Sadly.
So I have to look them up.
After we're done.
Just seem too loud now after the last game.
And I freely turn it down a little bit.
No?
Can't tell you yet. There it is, the portals.
Oh yeah, Lucas was our love interest, initially, but then he kind of like stops, we kind
of like stops.
I gave him my cookie and then he wasn't really feeling it previously on Minecraft Story Mode.
Oh, there you go, they get a recap.
That in chat is the work of a very old group of builders.
A group so old that they existed even before the order of the stone.
This is where it ended.
We're getting into stuff that doesn't actually even exist in Minecraft.
Oh, so loud to me. This isn't loud to you guys.
Okay guys, I'm seeing grass, forest, lots of ground and all directions, all good signs so far.
Ah, there's two hands!
Definitely not our world, you owe me two iron Lucas.
Hey up!
Okay, okay, be here.
God, God, God.
Oh, who asked you?
It's just a liar, Lucas.
Don't look so disappointed.
We're making me feel bad.
No, no.
I was just...
I'm just worried about Axelman and Olivia.
What? Why?
Well, if they followed us back to that old builder temple and went through the portal...
They would arrive in Sky City to find it overflowing with monsters.
Yeah.
At least we already built them in the bridge.
That is more than we started with.
They could be dead.
Oh, man, I hadn't thought about that.
If they followed us, they could be in trouble.
Hey, maybe next time we're in the portal hall,
we can leave a sign or something.
Tell them which one we're going through.
I like that idea.
Well, I for one vote that we not be so hasty
to try and get out of here who knows what sorts of treasures
this new world could hold.
Besides, unless the next portal is disguised as a tombstone,
I'm not seeing it anywhere near here.
You guys see some sort of shape over there?
Yeah, what is that?
What's find out?
It's a book.
Hey, what is that item?
Is that a, oh, the crown?
That's the crown that was on the chicken
in the last episode that spawned in spawner eggs.
But it says invitation and then read immediately your life depends on it.
Greetings Travelling.
Yep, that seems about right.
She's still usually the fucking iguana you learned?
For anything of food and festivity with your fellow adventurers
That's
Yeah, weird right low
No
Fuck
I even want to toss it through
That's right any time now you can read right
I'm going on!
Need to find Jesse's place!
I've got it!
Come to my home on the hill, just follow the path.
Ugh!
Please look out for zombies!
Since dearly, the hope.
Nice warning.
Come on, there's the path.
The host.
What if it's the mansion that really rare mention?
This is the highest concentration of zombies.
I've ever seen in one place.
You think this host is gonna be legit Jesse?
I just asked because this place hasn't exactly been friendly so far.
It's true. There's just two Lucas.
This has trapped written all over it.
Unfortunately with all these zombies everywhere, we can't exactly stick around out here.
Oh, well, that's way bigger than the other.
And same.
Manchin.
That's the place we're looking for.
Racie, guys there.
Ooh, yeah.
I hate you, I hate you for that.
I hate you for that.
That needs.
You pick up that excuse, the same place you got that haircut,
because they're both awful.
Woo!
They literally have the same hair.
Fuck.
Oh, you know what, guys, this is the Halloween episode.
I bet.
I bet they just stick it around around Halloween.
The music gave it away.
Oh
Just pretend that it's Halloween
You hear that too, right?
Oh, sounds like a...
What a hell of a safe in my car!
I don't know.
Damn, man!
Waterfalls are safe in Minecraft. Why can't we hit it?
You wouldn't have been more funny if they just fell in there like, oh, oh, we're good.
I'm not sure if it's the best one to see.
When I see the most of those people in the world, I can see the most of them.
They're shooting at me.
I'm not sure if it's the best one to see.
I'm not sure if it's the best one to see.
I don't know.
I'm sure if it's the best one to see.
I don't know.
Okay, there's no way they punch through the stone. That fast to get up there. That would, yeah, that's some creative mode type shit.
Okay, okay, you want that one, Jesse?
Oops, maybe.
Get inside.
Also, yeah, that was the Star Wars reference.
Step back too much.
Shall we?
They're so creative, but they're comedy.
Afro-Mortzor is definitely a no-go.
Take the big eyes.
Hey, what?
There's none.
What is that?
What? What did you see?
He just gasped.
What, like you've seen something?
No, no, who he was?
Some creepy guy in the window.
He had a white pumpkin for a head.
White pumpkin?
No such thing as white pumpkin.
But send the agricultural discussions for inside, okay?
I think no was a white pumpkin?
I don't even see what it was.
I thought it was a normal pumpkin.
Oh, we're supposed to get in.
Spawn. We spawn, we use the Eversource crown.
And we say, oh, we use the glowing, the glowing, the steel.
Oh, okay.
There. If we build up, maybe we can break it through that window.
Usually inventories full of wood blocks.
Hey, you never know where those were coming in.
Not even breaking it down the planks?
Looks like some kind of kitchen in there.
That crunch rimping. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping right now. I'm good. My head is on the rest. I'm not tripping.
I'm fine. This is not tripping.
Shrimping is when I'm like this.
Hope the host doesn't mind us breaking their window.
I'm sure he'll find it in his heart to forgive us.
Give us
Invitation to die for
Wow, some kitchen
Look at that organization they even have the labels
I think we have a lot of
Celebrity youtubers
And this is your house, right?
Because if it is, we've all been waiting for like hours!
It's real!
Now easy, Torc, dog.
We're not the host of whatever this is, sorry.
We're just here to hide from the sea of zombies.
Ah, it's pretty bad out there.
Get your head noticed.
No way!
Be polite.
No, I'm afraid we're not the ones behind this either.
This is Torc Dog, so...
And I'm Captain Sparkles.
No.
Oh, I've got like 9 million fans captain sparkles are you saying now with a Z?
That's a show some respect the men's a captain.
Yeah, I actually have no idea who you are. Oh, really?
With no idea, but none. Nope, sorry, but my name's Jesse.
That's a girl's name.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, whoa.
That was hilarious.
You wouldn't know all about loser patrols when you lose her.
Well, you front and right now, is that what's going on?
What do you got back to 12 fans?
Friends, talk talk cool it. Let's see his zombies has us all trapped. So we just need to try our best. We get a lot drama
Day ever just try and look on the bright side
Hey so much about the way you choose to be
All these other people as rude as you watch yourself little dude
I hate so much about the way you choose to be.
Okay, so the sea is getting canceled.
Good to hear.
Two moons is normal, right?
The moons.
I don't know about this stuff.
You from like out of town or something.
Wow!
Do you hear that?
Oh my god he gets to get to the top of the lights.
God that time.
No one okay.
There's a rift.
Hey.
He's about to get canceled.
You got a girl's name.
Oh my god he gets cancelled on the way out.
Oh my god he popped him up with a giant of him.
So I'm guessing calling Gibb Simon is inventory would be...
I'm a poor.
No, it's grassy.
I just need it to see where we should double down.
All those arrows is inventory.
How did that? Who? What did he's alive the next?
God, Poof! Oh my goodness, bro. Oh my goodness, not not not.
That was freaking shock. I can't believe it.
Everyone stand back. Let me see what I can figure out. This is why this is happening.
He had pants, meat, a- that's what I don't know.
I don't know what to do this.
Gunpowder, Redstone dust, leather pants, pretty much what you'd expect to guess.
This whole thing is getting creepier by the minute.
Guys, what is it strange about this arrow?
Yeah, I've already you know potions and enchantments and weird stuff like that. What do you make of it?
Smells like... yes. Potion of poison. Oh, is it a tip there? Oh, I've heard of those there. It's still pretty new.
nasty stuff using potions to make arrows.
What did that?
Tipped arrows?
Minecraft?
Tipped arrows.
Update.
How much you want to bet he made a video on it too?
He made a video on all the Tipped arrows.
They were released in 2016 the same update that overhauled the end.
real and true came out since the combat update in was a 1.21 like 10 years ago
my god he's like god I think he's a fascinating
what did you stop pointing that thing all over the place you're making me nervous back up
what did you say that was tip there is you can like put different potion effects on them
Could have sworn I saw someone doing a tutorial on how to make those not too long ago
No, no, no to shot that remember who right now
Well, let me know if it comes back to you
Think it over
You just jump there's a tractor that's sucked up pork dog stuff
Looks like it's a match set but that arrow dispenser up there
But you saw his stuff he didn't really have anything worth stealing perhaps it was simply to dispose of the evidence
Okay, whoa
Oh, tonight's another youtuber who's just about to get everyone together to tell them I think
Okay
Hang on a minute. It's you. I recognize you
Excuse me
Yes, what?
Okay, oh really because I've never seen you in my life
I'll show you follow me
Okay
Listen hi did you see all these new oh you've got them with you
Well first it was the purchase of the people already here within poof. You guys.
Wow, that's unexpected.
But the vet.
Yeah, no kidding.
They're absolutely exquisite. Perfect.
Well, not perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
Yeah, I was wondering, I was going to say I wonder how they fucking made them record their lines.
Cause the audio.
What's the audio setup?
I forgot.
It's kind of drastically different.
Some of us, this is so ridiculously creepy.
Right?
At first I was like, oh cool, fan art, flattering.
But the more thought about it, creepy.
They probably slap some like filters or something over that shit,
and so it's definitely not a good sign.
I want everyone.
We're probably up in the dining room.
I wonder if he told me.
The rest of the YouTube videos.
There's a big news.
Neither.
That's the other guy!
Oh, I hope there's cake!
Guess not.
Come on, let's do this.
Come on, I don't really recognize him, but they're like Minecraft skin, so.
I can tell.
It's like good luck.
Why is it up in there?
I already said, man, I fucking go back to Minecraft every once in a blue moon.
This is 10 years ago mother for Italy.
But my friend's called me Lizzy.
This is Stacy Place, Stampy Cap, and that's Dan, the Diamond Mine Card.
Well, when did your hair go?
These people probably don't even play Minecraft anymore.
Before you guys showed up, we all knew each other here.
Their names are Jesse, Petra, Lucas, and I wore it.
You said that was news? Is it good news?
Ah, yeah, it's um, bad news, that one afraid.
Torc dog is dead.
Could I go?
Wait, what is good happens?
This is tough.
There was nothing to contention down.
What happened?
Ew!
I'm afraid I'm gonna fall.
What was that?
What could have happened?
I showed you this poison arrow.
Oh my god.
These are what got him.
Kept arrows, does this mean someone's that a trap for Torque Dog?
That's nasty.
Bro, that's...
Hehehehe.
Oh!
Oh!
Like that.
So, what happened to stuff?
They're straight up reading.
How can you say that?
Does that mean something happened to Torque Dog?
Oh!
How would everyone come and don't get greedy?
Just...
I want to know what happened for a curiosity sick.
The stuff just disappeared went down this weird hole in the floor.
All we just supposed to take your word for that.
Guys, I saw it too.
Jessie was poking around and torped up stuff right before it got sucked into a hopper.
So I'm looking at this situation. I'm trying to figure something out.
Is this just about torpedog or is there a bigger picture?
Oh my god.
Why have our portraits?
I don't know, guys. Knowing torpedog, I think this might just be about him.
Murder!
Am I picking up some beef here?
Uh, what? No! I don't know what you're talking about.
What would you think he deserved it?
Well, that sounds pretty harsh, but uh, I don't know, maybe.
Well, someone never reads it, including talkdog.
What if we're all in danger?
Oh my gosh! Dance right! Whoever's doing this, they could be hunting us!
Hunting us?
They come on everyone if there's one thing I believe and it's teamwork it can work together together and get to this is a team
Absolutely, I didn't mean to say that and read that
Teamwork makes the dream work. Oh my goodness
Maybe you should ask to be a part of season three or whatever the news season is to get
You know 10 years
Hello, you know company went out of business. Can yama are you kidding me? Hello?
Are you drooling right now?
Just change it to, cause my stomach will queasy.
Stamp each other here.
I need to talk-
There is no fucking season 3!
Easy.
Easy.
The more I think about it,
the more I think that there's something to eat people really don't want us to know.
One of them's got to know the truth about what's going on.
We should kill them.
Be nice to figure out what on earth is going on here.
Especially if we're gonna be stuck with these people until dawn.
Sounds like we've got a mystery to solve people luckily detective Jesse is on the case
Let's get investigating
Oh shit now what
Slanty that you for the censor won't come in to give the subs
Hey guys hey Jesse how's it going yeah finding anything out yet my torque dog was you know
Murdered
I'm gonna keep asking around about Torc dog. Good luck. Yes, I'd be investigated
We just ask around or do we investigate around?
Hey there Dan, Lizzy. Oh, uh, hello. Hi there
Yeah.
If you don't mind, I actually had some questions about this Torque Dog situation.
Yeah? Go ahead.
Um...
You just liked him.
It was you, Lizzie.
Seems like you're not much of a Torque Dog fan. What's the deal?
Oh, come on. You met him, right? Nobody liked that guy.
I'm just the only one who will actually admit it.
Yeah, he definitely wasn't the nicest person.
Tortob was clearly targeted with his trap. Why him?
Well, he was bragging about having some kind of rare item.
Wouldn't show it to anyone of course. Typical talk dog.
So this rare item that Tortob claimed to have,
What can you tell me about it?
We don't know exactly.
When we have been able to see it when a drop-off is dead, buddy.
Okay.
YouTubers that do fucking Minecraft tutorials not knowing about an ultra-rare item in the game.
You fucking full of shit, full of shit, number one, and full of shit, number two.
They fucking do tutorials whenever God damn snapshot that fucking comes out.
And you're gonna fucking have us believe that they don't know about an ultra-rare item in the fucking game.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
Okay, that's it for now. Thanks.
What'd you find out?
It's all tangled up, but it sounds like Torque Dog claimed to have some sort of rare item.
And see anything like that in his inventory though.
Yes, something is not quite adding up here.
Where's the cat? Where's the cat come from?
Where's the cat come from?
Hey, guys.
Steppy and Stacey, right?
Oh, hello!
Hey, Jesse, what's up?
I know things are a little nuts right now, but I've got some questions.
Oh, really?
Uh, but what?
Why is... Why is he freaking out?
What are you freaking out? Is that his gimmick?
Stacey, you've seen pretty curious mellows in Torqutog's inventory. What's up with that?
Well, Torqutog was a pretty notorious thief. I was just curious what he had. That's it.
Hmm?
Yeah!
Anyone you can think of that would want something bad to happen to pork dog?
Well, I never had that thing of a problem with him personally, but I know other people did quite a few actually.
I don't know if you noticed, but it was a bit of a griefer.
Yeah, and a thief?
Seath, huh?
Interesting.
Uh... seems like Lizzie and Trockdog really didn't like each other.
No, anything else about that?
Oh, that's real shame, real shame.
He broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff from her.
She was super upset about it.
You don't say kind of stuff we do.
Thanks, you too. This has been enlightening.
Now we should go over there and clearly about the stuff that got stolen.
So, did you find anything out from Stacy or Sturdy Cat?
Dampycat's dirty couphro.
So did you find anything out?
Apparently Torx' dog was a well-known thief.
A thief, huh?
That might have something to do with it.
Don't you think?
Agreed.
Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can, I, can, I can, I can.
Hey, guys.
Oh, hello, go, more questions, do you?
The choosing, actually.
So, Lizzie,
I heard something interesting about you and Torkdog.
Yeah? What did you hear?
We're showing all the thoughts of room as close as you are.
He's still from you!
You're hiding something.
Murder!
I know you're hiding something.
Shadow Lady.
Oh, come on Lizzy.
You might as well come clean.
Fine. Fine. Nice work. Detectives. It's true.
He's still a lot of my creeper had trophies.
My very first one.
I just don't want to mention it before because I didn't want to look guilty.
Wait, creep ahead?
This isn't about lunch.
No, I'm kind of feeling it.
And no, I told you, I never had it.
Huh?
Dan, you've seen surprise by Lizzie mentioning a stall in creeperhead.
What did you think Torcdog had stolen from her?
Uh, remember that, Brad, it's in your eye.
permission to start to go fun me so you can create a company to develop a season three of this series
about it sure man you go right on the you can't really you have had it what if you just what if you just
have a petition for dispatch you know I mean I feel like that would be easier than making a whole
ass company to have a season three of a Minecraft that doesn't really isn't really gonna you know I mean
You made me miss the fucking dialogue, too. I didn't get to listen to what they're saying, not to you.
Thanks, guys.
God dang it.
Hey, Sparkles and Cassie Rose, yeah?
Yep, hi, let's meet.
Hey there, Jesse.
Oh, when was that's high, too?
Who?
You might have asked you guys some questions?
Nope, what a questions.
Uh, you got upset before?
Did that happen?
What?
It was drama between Lizzie and Torquedong, right?
Got any insight?
Sorry, I'm not getting wrapped up in that.
Especially now that Torquedong is, you know.
Yeah.
But it's weird, right?
Definitely seems like there's some beef.
Not that I want to get into rumors or anything like that.
I ask Lizzie about it, actually.
You see tubers on their drums?
I stole something from her.
Oh, I guess that would explain it.
Ah, even when he's done that, I mix it so hard to like him.
Cassie, you've seen pretty upset about people wanting to poke around truck dogs in inventory.
Oh, was I?
Yeah, yeah, you weren't. Why was that?
Well, it was just so...
It's insensitive, right? I mean, it just happened and she was all curious about what was in his pockets.
Just...
Made me mad, I guess.
Ehh!
I asked AC about why she wanted to see Torc Thug's inventory so bad.
She said she was just curious.
Huh, just like me. What a coincidence.
Wait, wait.
Oh, sorry. I thought that was okay. I'm mixing people up. I don't know.
Sparkles? Cassie? Winslow? Thanks for the time.
No problem. I can't do it. Yeah. Anytime.
Get anything out of them?
Found out that this group has a whole lot of secrets they're keeping from you.
It's definitely something.
So Torcdog was a thief and he supposedly had something rare,
There's still a piece missing.
No one will tell me what this rare item is.
I, uh, I think I can shed some light on that situation.
I knew it!
See?
Well, no, my curiosity.
He wouldn't know.
The army had nakedness.
I know.
Oh, thank goodness.
Someone's being direct with me.
Thanks, Baracles.
There's a temple way out in the middle of nowhere.
No one knows who built it, but it's been there forever.
People have been trying to track down the temple's location for ages
because they want this treasure.
Supposedly, given its basement, now, it looks just like an ordinary flittin' steel.
But it's actually super rare.
It's got this enchanting on it.
It can open portals to other worlds.
Exactly. Wait, what?
You know how they enchanted flittin' steel?
He has it.
I don't know that.
No idea.
Did he see it?
Did he see it today?
Hey, I'm just a really good guest here.
I was just loading pieces together.
I don't really have any idea what you're talking about.
Uh, not to be cynical, but I'm not sure I believe you.
And I do think I'm starting to figure out why we're all here.
Everyone? Everyone?
Whoever killed Torkdog, whoever invited us.
They're after the enchanted flint and steel.
Oh, what?
Rip?
Oh my god, what a way to go!
That's a shit.
What the fuck?
The white pumpkins!
Can't do that?
I'm gonna do a kill to die!
Oh, they killed Pocos!
They killed Pocos!
They killed Pocos!
They killed Pocos!
They killed Pocos!
What?
Pocos!
Pocos!
Terrible!
So what's that going?
There's no such thing as white Pocos!
Oh, my God!
I can order the place!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
You put the fuck!
It was our host. I saw him in the wind out of here.
Farewell.
I'm not saying that.
I'm afraid you know.
Yeah, it's the broth.
And I'm not going to be next to me. I'm out of here.
Dennis, well.
What was that?
What was that?
It was a nice dinner.
Why would you open the door? Come on, my craft YouTuber, come on now guys. What are you doing?
On that personal.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, door, right?
He has them down.
He was there.
Don't be scared.
It's so we're stuck in here.
And if we're stuck in here, we're all doomed.
I thought I heard Sparkle say something about a Flint steel.
Flint steel.
Flint steel.
Don't bring that up again.
We'll obviously talk, don't didn't steal it.
Okay, but who then?
Uh, Jesse.
Hey.
Well, I guess I'm next then.
Nope, not happening.
Yeah, why have you won't hand?
But your inventory's clean, right?
No flint and steel. Why would he want you?
I suppose he's just being thorough.
Also, I'm sure I've got something he wants.
Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation
for how a white pumpkin is doing all this.
The whole place has got to be rigged with traps, right?
The white pumpkin.
Trapped.
Sparkles.
Trapped.
Yeah, we need to find out what makes these traps tick.
Alright, I'm going to investigate that dining room.
Cool. I'll keep those guys on the hall for now, so I can keep an eye on everyone.
And X was like, yeah, don't want the messing up the crime scene.
Just agree with the man's Jesse.
Yeah, that seems safe to wander off alone.
They probably should have...
They probably should have maybe explained that maybe there's some kind of...
Create a plot of land or something like that because I mean we could just break everything and find the redstone and and find the traps and then break it apart and then find the white pumpkin.
Let me fuck in murder him.
Okay, so this was the dining table where we were all gathered together right before.
A button!
Oh my god, who's sitting over here?
Somebody pushed it!
Okay, let's give this a shot.
Just like before.
Three jeans and ventures.
I am the white pumpkin.
Yep.
There is no White Pumpkin!
It's just a constant on an armor stand with a duke box for the voice.
No sign of how it was triggered.
Wow.
The White Pumpkin must have some amazing redstone skills to rid of something like this.
Well, hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation.
Jesse!
He's back! The White Pumpkin's back!
Don't worry, everyone. It's just a dummy.
The White Pumpkin costume on an armor stand.
Wait, what? Why?
The trap that killed sparkles the whole show with the White Pumpkin.
It was all triggered by a button on the table.
What does that mean?
You did it!
You did it!
Understandably!
It means that the White Pumpkin sat at this very table and pushed the button.
Wait, so you're saying that the White Pumpkin is one of us.
That's right, Mr. Stampie. One of us is a murderer.
Ew.
And he sat right here.
Wait, but that's not where Jesse found the button before.
There's more than one. I'll see if I can find all of them.
Nice work, Jesse.
Yes, I must say I relieved you know that there's a logical explanation for what the White Pumpkin's been to.
So what now feels like we've made some good progress so far that right?
Once we get everyone calm down we need to keep looking for clues.
So far we found those tipped arrows in these traps, meaning that the white pumpkin is a great brewer and a redstone expert.
A white pumpkin.
Why?
Why do you take the same seat?
Why the alias, the white pumpkin?
These are the seats that had a button to activate the trap.
That means the white pumpkin could only be Dan, Stampy, Lizzy or Lucas.
Wait, you're using us? Wait, what?
I echoed their sentiments exactly! I didn't even say about it.
Well, someone had to do it. I'm just looking at the facts here.
I don't like it. No, sir. I don't like it. I'm taking charge now.
And I'm going to get to the finder.
It's at the fuck up. I'm going to come on now.
I'm going to talk to each suspect. One by one.
So I can find out who's telling the truth and who's lying.
line. I got a whole lot of question. Murder.
Nice. Little matching answers for each and every one of them understand me.
Loud and clear. Yes. Crystal clear.
We're gonna interrogate first.
Ahhhh. I don't know. I guess we're just going order.
Lazy.
Oh, what the fuck do you see that cut?
Take this fucking drugger off. What the fuck?
That was a weird cut.
I don't know what people have told you, I don't know what you believe, but I'll just admit it.
I won't mind trying to flint and steal as much as anyone.
Probably more than any of them. I've been searching for it for years. Do you know how much it's stung to have Dan? Dan, swoop in and take it from under my nose. So aggravating.
Hang on, I thought you said you found it. Well, I as good as found it. I did the research. I did the studying. I was all prepared to go in there and finally get it.
when that little gullible wearing goons whept in and so at first.
Oh, good!
I want to get out here and get on with my day.
What do you have to head to be convinced that the white pumpkin isn't me?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Two no bulbs have terrace.
I would imagine so.
How are you making traps?
I don't understand how that would.
Couldn't they just fake it?
You like using redstone?
Ever make traps with the stuff?
I'm fine, I guess. I can make lights and dolls and stuff. You want to do advanced stuff? You're gonna talk to Sampy.
He was the tribal champion.
Oh, I'm champion, but the fuck is that?
There are like two or three years in a row if I recall correctly.
I'm just gonna be straight. Who do you think stole the Flint and Steel?
Well, it wasn't me, if you're curious. If I hadn't enchanted Flint and Steel,
I'd be off exploring some other world with it.
But me and Dan have been competing to find that thing to years.
You looking for a leczy culprit, I look at that guy.
I'll keep that in mind.
Damn, she's running through the bus after calling him again.
No, what this is?
Tip Daro, kind of shorty work though.
Definitely not one of mine, if that's what you're wondering.
Some new made that thing.
Stampy asked me once about how to make those.
Could be one of his.
Plus, I taught Cassian, Stacey, how to make those a while back.
Thanks for your time, Missy. That's all for now.
It's the drum-down cat dude, the strong-down, like, fucking one that's got the jitters.
Yeah, it's in Stampian here. Right.
Quite the view, so, but I just, I think it's probably just, like, in experience of just reading the script.
If it's got a long line, they probably didn't let them, like, add them very much.
Yes, I make very good redstone stuff.
Did I hear someone saying that has something to do with portals?
I don't have any interest in portals.
No sir, not for all of this to stop me, can't thank you.
It's me, stop me, everyone's friends.
I gotta say, you seem nervous, everything okay.
You comfortable?
What? No? I'm not nervous. No totally comfortable. I could fall asleep right here right now.
And that comfortable. Honestly.
Please just tell me what you want to know.
What do you know about Redstone? What's your skill level with the stuff?
Well, well, you know about average level, moderate.
I don't know how these things are great at these days.
Funny, I heard from Lizzie that you were the Tribal Archampion.
Oh, me!
Oh, what a lot! No, no, no, she must be mistaken!
I know that dance has been getting really into the stuff lately though, just putting that out there in case you're curious.
Murder!
No anything about this?
Oh, wow! What is that? Some sort of magic arrow?
No, I've never seen anything like it before. On this, Dan could probably tell you something though.
The love's weapons and all of that.
Two years of hell.
You lied twice.
Okay enough dancing around.
Who do you think took the flit and steel?
I don't think it was ever actually stolen.
Oh.
Yes, so Dan got ahead of Lizzie Wright
and she was pretty angry about it.
I think he made up that story about it being stolen,
so she'd think he didn't have anymore.
Classic Dan move.
you're excuse to be thank you for your time I don't think we need any of you the other one
rooms making me very nervous
not that as any of my business really but make sure you ask that about that
for instance still he's got quite a history with it ready for damn yeah send a
a man.
What if it was two of them working in the woods?
You have to listen, and telling you, you've got the wrong guy, honest, I've never heard
anyone, you've got to believe me.
If anyone's been wrong to hear, it's me.
But in Chantet, but still everyone's talking about, I found that, that's mine, at
least it was before someone stole it.
Now everything's gonna completely crazy.
People get in court in horrible traps.
Everyone accusing of blaming each other.
Oh, I see. Someone stole your loot.
And you want revenge, huh?
How about the long and short of it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just want much right-bleem mine.
I mean, we all wanted it.
Doesn't mean I kill people for it, though.
Uh-huh.
Nero, thank you for the fact you're once the white pumpkin.
You've gotta believe me.
What can I tell you to convince you?
show him the air uh, um, yeah sure, no anything about this.
Oh wow, uh, no, I've never seen anything like that before.
No, so arrows not ringing a bell made using potions.
No, uh, but you want to know about stuff with potions?
I'd ask Lizzie, she's way better with that stuff than I am.
I always go to her with potion questions.
No, did.
so how do you rate your redstone knowledge me
no thanks thank you for the fact you're lucky to give to you
you know you should ask stampy you have to try
book champion yeah three years in a row according to Lizzie there you see
he's the only one here who could have built such amazing traps
angry out with it who stole the flint and steel I I don't know I don't
I don't know anything about what you need to expect me to believe that seems to me that your name's been coming up connected to that Flint steel a lot today
But I want to ask do you think the white pumpkin is stampicat?
Yeah, actually, yeah, I do with the costume and the crazy games has got stampicat
All right, fair enough. Yeah, we'll go with that. Let's kill them
Let's kill him. Thanks, Jesse. Let's fuck a kill him!
Come on! This is nuts.
You had a button too. There's fair. It's your buddy's turn next.
Why would I interrogate my own person?
Hey, Jesse.
Ah, my final suspect. Here to...
Point more fingers and blame more people, I'm sure.
I didn't push the button, you know.
I figured, thanks, though.
I was going in here. It is just nonstop whispering in rumors out there.
out there. Me pet you're a knife or pretty much been sticking to ourselves.
Hey, there's so much drama. No, it's been rough.
These people have so much drama going on. It's minecraft.
I don't know what's about the plant and steel. What's about the white pumpkin?
Well, I know you can do it. Whoa, thanks Lucas. Lucas, you want a hug? Come on,
Oh, time to return to the others.
So? Have you decided?
Yes, who do you think the white pump can really use?
Hang on, hang on, everyone. First of all, I want to thank everyone for answering my questions.
There's still not a 100% proof of anyone, but...
But, yes, where are your suspicions lately, Jesse?
I already did.
Dad was definitely questioning Stampie the longest.
No, Dan was in their way longer.
Hey, not cool.
Guys, guys, come on.
Having talked to all the key witnesses, I think it might be.
Stampy can.
No, that's crazy.
Chillin'!
We said, chillin'!
Let's suck in, chillin'!
The one with the redstone traps to make all these traps.
You can't really believe this, can you?
I'm thinking we're locking back in that library.
Hold him there till morning.
Sounds like a good plan.
Sorry, Stampy, but we can't take any chances.
Come on, I'm Stumpy Cat, Mr. Stumpy, I'm not White Pumpkin.
That was certainly some excitement.
Yeah, no kidding. Maybe they're all faking it though.
Far from the 5'3", we need to figure out how these things work.
Like, we know that the sparkles trap was triggered by those buttons under the table.
But what about the trap that turned Torque Dog into a pin cushion?
If we figure out how these things work, we might be able to find more proof about who the White Pumpkin is.
How they're operating?
I'm not sure, but the White Pumpkin didn't trigger it until Torquedog was in the exact right spot.
That means he must have been watching from the shit...
Creepy.
Yes!
Seems like it might be worth our wild to poke around the kitchen.
You guys go on ahead.
I'm gonna stay here keeping eye on these other people.
I don't want them trying anything when we're not looking.
Thanks Lucas.
Oh my god, they're gonna kill Lucas.
Oh my god!
No!
Oh, we're looking for it exactly.
Um...
Stampies are redstone expert.
There's got to be something in here that can prove he was involved.
Got it.
I'm on a lookout.
Behind the... behind the painting.
Lock it down.
Does this painting have...
...high holes?
Oh, yeah.
How do I not notice that before?
Seems worth taking a closer inspection.
Ooh!
Oh my god.
With the lever!
It's some sort of secret passageway.
Very clever.
Who do you suppose that lever does?
Okay, everyone.
Make sure you're nowhere near that arrow trap.
He's so scared.
A peop show me. I love it. Oh my god.
More of those potion covered arrows.
Nasty.
Well, exactly found out how the White Pumpkin killed Chorctone.
Yeah, he's getting some other things too.
What was the White Pumpkin doing back there?
He'll be pass it away.
I think we've come too far to turn around now.
Well, after you then.
It was a stamp.
It was a stamp.
We should have killed them.
What if there are more traps in there?
Unless stamp is the white monkey.
In that case, we're just keeping everyone else safe.
Yeah, I guess.
I just hope we find what we're looking for.
Where I was, you think that is.
I like it.
There's some shit.
I'll never.
No, I'll push it!
You're gonna kill somebody.
The amount of redstone wiring that must be hidden in this question.
That's fine.
You can go up the same scene.
Not that.
It was deadly.
Whisk it and see what happens.
That's it.
I'm guessing there's a redstone mechanism or something hidden.
I thought he was gonna hit it.
This lever is connected to.
Yeah, maybe inside whatever room we're next to right now.
He's peeking on everybody.
See anything that this lever might be connected to.
My god let me see.
The rabbit painting?
What do you see?
They were watching the interrogations.
I can see Stampy locked up in there.
Hey, I have to speak to you.
Oh, damn! What are you doing here?
I snuck him past that blond guy.
Uh, Lucas?
But I have to speak to you.
It's really important.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Lucas, but I have to speak to you. It's really important murder
It was me I killed sparkles. Oh
Why it's pumpkin? Oh, what? No, no, no, no, no. I swear it was an accident
But but Dan accident somebody else is looking swear I had no idea there was a
I'm not gonna be part of that, I'm gonna push it.
No idea what it would do.
Now we have a awful,
the white magic is in there.
And let's go to the fight.
And let's just forget a lot of dice.
I've been beating myself up about it ever since it happened.
And then you got a lot of top in here.
I just had to come in.
Oh my conscience.
I thought we'd let him...
of
the
the
of
the
of the
Gold swordsman?
Let's reveal
There is!
Oh, well for it
Oh my god
He had diamonds on him
Oh shit
you had a diamond mine carti that's a that's a that's a reference
look at it right there whoa that's an ultra rare item
that's like you
on
Scared for a ship.
Soul sand.
Oh my god!
That's the craziest trap I've ever seen!
That was not very far to use an integral for that.
Oh, this guy, this guy's bitch.
There, just guys fit.
You don't belong to him.
Oh no, Lucas!
Lucas?
Oh, Jesse.
Oh, I had it.
It's fake.
Almost beat his ass.
Give me a moment.
I'm trying to figure this one out myself.
What?
Why would I be like, you're the killer?
I'm pretty bad.
What happened, Lucas?
I thought you were chasing the white pumpkin.
Yeah, I was.
And I almost had him until he took me by surprise.
Stop just pumpkin on my head.
What's going on in here?
No.
You called the white pumpkin, Robin!
Quick, aren't it?
Oh, wow, wow!
Yeah, it's all out in the open now.
You can't defend your friend anymore.
No, no, no.
I know what's going on here, and I won't stand for it.
It's a frame of it.
It's still the white pumpkin.
We're just trying to pin it on Lucas.
Yeah, bold words,
especially coming from someone with a knack
for locking up innocent people.
It's the facts, Jesse.
These horrible things only started happening when you're a group of right.
I know.
Damn, it's gone too.
I say we throw them outside and let nature take its course.
What?
Outside?
Outside?
Where all the Googles are?
No, you can't see that.
No, please.
I may still have my suspicions about Lucas, but Jesse saved me.
It just wouldn't feel right to throw your friend to the Googles.
Braves dance.
Dadada.
Please, I just, I don't feel like throwing anyone to a pack of zombies today.
Thanks, JP.
Yeah, thanks.
Fine.
Thank you.
Don't go celebrating yet.
We've still got to do something with you, so you're not roaming around freely.
What?
Like lock me up in a closet or something?
There was a closet in the main hole with a lovely metal door seems like a perfect place to lock someone
Wait, I was mostly joking
But I'm keeping guard because I still don't trust him. Oh, sir. That's not happening unless one of us goes along too
It's fine, Jesse
Oh
He's still I'll waste a talk so evil
You know he's a good guy now, what the fuck?
But don't go getting any funny.
Oh that was weird cause, right?
This isn't because I can't wait.
No, of course not.
Be quiet, because there's aren't supposed to talk.
Okay, but what are we supposed to do now?
We need to figure out how we're going to clear Lucas's name.
And I'd like to do it sooner, rather than later.
Seems like some of these people are getting a little stir crazy.
Somehow the White Pumpkin was able to escape that room and Lucas chased him into it, we need to figure out how he did that.
Sounds like a plan to me.
Oh.
She did it. She didn't say one word during the entire thing. You did it.
ten hundred percent
and the scoff it's got potion she likes potions I think I think
What if it's the cat?
That'd be I mean yeah, that could be very much. I guess. Ha! Punch it!
Huh? Oh, another secret passage.
Well, this is promising.
To wonder what order these need to be in?
The order that they were used to murder?
Okay, that seems like a step in the right direction.
Except we haven't had spider webs yet, so...
Yeah, that seems right.
Whatever, here you go.
There we go, boss.
Got that was easy.
Spiders, oh yeah, I guess the spiders themselves were the spider.
You guys should stay here. Could be dangerous.
No, I totally want to follow you and your friends creepy secret passageways.
Ah, seriously? You really think Lucas didn't?
Didn't proven that he didn't yet.
Hey, we're going to prove he's innocent, you'll see.
Yeah, sure thing. Can't wait to see how about proof you're obviously going to find.
Letter.
Is one picture.
Thanks for having my back.
Wow, that is deep, guess it leads down to whatever the white pumpkin calls home.
I wonder how he gets down there.
Maybe in addition to walking through walls, he can fly for all we know.
Ugh!
What the fuck was that? Hello? What's just happened?
I'm really worried about him, guess. Those people think they're all safe.
The white pumpkin is still running around, and he could strike again in any minute.
That's a mention, all those people back there have been so ungrateful, so petty.
Ah!
It's just so frustrated.
I know that it's not your fault, but I know that you're trying.
I don't know the fuck, you-
He's sorry.
We're gonna get through this.
First start by figuring out how we're gonna get down there, huh?
You know the drill.
Yeah, be sure to watch us.
He's living in Lucas, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I've been working him over for all the webisodes, no.
Sorry, I was whittling earlier.
I'm nervous habit.
Well, luckily though, it should do just the trick.
What are we making with this?
Holy shit.
What, oh, ladders.
She had fucking five stacks of 64 sticks.
You thinking, ladder?
Yeah.
I'm gonna need a lot of them.
Oh, Ratio?
You're on.
She actually, like, making them or what?
My shit is bugged out what the fuck is going on here.
Don't!
Oh, man!
Thanks.
I need it, though.
Alright, we got a lot more of these to make.
Let's get to work.
Okay, that's one down.
Let's more go.
I wish I was that easy to set those lines like that, you know?
See?
Told you we think.
Yeah, I just hope this works.
I think we're going to find the white pumpkin down here.
What if the white pumpkin...
What if the white pumpkin locked us down here and then blew us up or something?
It's something something not gonna get used to upstairs.
We should still be prepared for anything.
Hey, do you hear lots of zombies?
Yeah, I do.
I'm just trying to smell them too.
Oh, did I? Gross.
Chase, thank you for the 5-term one community to give them subs, man.
I'm all about explains all the zombie noises.
to
yes
yes
there is a sponder down
some sort of like zombie spawner
something white pumpkin actually made the sea of zombies outside
God, they're in creative.
What's that?
Oh, there's the loot.
I think this is where people stuff goes after those hoppers upstairs suck it up.
You're right.
Look, I think it's dance.
Okay, where's the loot going from here?
Hopefully right to the white pumpkin.
Hey, you see the light coming out of that tunnel too, right?
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Huh?
And it's just like it's blocked off, like all the zombie-filled ones.
You can get up there, I think we might be able to follow the loot to wherever it's going.
That's awesome.
Nice fine.
How do you want to get up there?
Perhaps dirt tower. We're going climbing. Oh no, this is like the third time in this whole fucking series that they've built dirt towers
No
Sorry, I'm not so strong.
I'm not so strong.
I'm a single block of space.
Way up in the air.
Let's never talk about it again.
You hear the cat? Who's it then?
Weird. I almost sounds like...
Cat?
Oh, no!
No!
What's up, bunch of costumes?
It's just some sort of growing station.
Caret.
He's growing. They're growing the white pumpkins.
The white pumpkin was to burn us.
It's him, kill him!
I can't run!
Right!
What are you doing down here?
I could ask you the same question.
Well, that's needlessly confrontational.
I needed to find you because I have something important to tell you.
I have something to confess.
Something I haven't told anyone.
Hmm.
What is this going?
What?
What did you say that?
Did you see that?
What the hell?
What?
I stole it from Dan.
It was just supposed to be a joke.
A harmless prank.
A different fletting steel.
I happened.
Wow.
Who the fuck?
I knew people wanted it, but I had no idea that this would happen.
You're saying this is all your fault.
We have a blue one.
I mean it's green one.
No, no.
This is exactly why I'm kept in a secret.
Kill him.
I may be a fake, but I'm no killer.
But that white pumpkin is and he's killing people for it. And now we're down in his land
I was thinking maybe I should just give it to the white pumpkin. What?
Just maybe that would make it all stop, right? Maybe?
First we need to figure out who this white pumpkin really is, and we'll figure out what to do from there
I suppose that's a better strategy
That looks like a layered door if I ever saw a one
Why the white pumpkin? I don't know. Uh, I don't you know, I don't know. You know, though looking at the outfit though of the white pumpkin
I know it's got a funcass because we played that shit earlier, but like it
It looks like Michael Myers like it's supposed to be Michael Myers
Is it it's in a blue jumpsuit with a white mask? It's supposed to be Michael Myers, but like
Like, at least that's what I think, I don't know.
I thought it was Slenderman.
Slenderman wears a suit though,
like a black suit with a fucking tie.
This character wears just a blue jumpsuit,
like a mechanic suit with a white mask.
And it would make sense because Halloween,
Michael Myers, Halloween, Pumpkins, Halloween,
White, Halloween, Pumpkins, Michael,
White, Halloween.
It could be Jason for he's shut the fuck up.
Before we go in there, I just wanted to apologize
about what I said upstairs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know you tried your best to save Dan.
It's not your fault the Smite has got him.
I appreciate that.
Uh!
Oh, wow.
Very creepy.
I would not put this in my top 10 places I've ever been.
Oh, man.
There's where the meowing's coming from.
Oh my god, these cats are...
Out of the neglected and dying!
The preutes the white pumpkin type it's the cat. It's the one with the cat
These fuck like this
That chest definitely seems important
Okay kitty kitty can you speed out of the way please?
Get the cat. Oh, bye. No bad kitty
Oh stupid cats, it's something that's attractive from the get that chest open.
He fucking spiked the shit out of the cat.
Looks like a typical brewing stand must be where the white pumpkin made the tip deros
the killed twerk dog.
Didn't Lizzy say that she taught Cassie and Stacey how to make those two?
Oh yeah, yes he did.
So that's the potion part but what about the air loads?
they're in here
guessing this chest should have
oh yeah we've got sticks
anything else
inter pearls
sweetheck must be how the White Pumpkin got down meta elevator chat
uh do I craft anything with it?
the
league
chest of the dead
all know
is where everyone's tough gets collected
Oh, there's poor people.
Huh?
Patrick, did you see this?
That's the portal hallway.
Yeah, it looks like the white punk has been there too.
She talked about going there as well, and she, I'm pretty sure.
of the
sea here, legend of the world, portals,
baseball theory, portals, and you, wow, they're all about portals, that's pretty obsessive.
Did they even try to invite you to be part of the game?
Brother, this was 10 years ago.
What do we see? Yeah, I absolutely got an invite to go voice for my first story, man.
I don't think I was like, top 100 Minecraft players at the time.
I should be able to get some string from those cobwebs, it'll go perfectly with those sticks I found.
What?
Look at those?
Why don't we make it with this stuff?
Why would we make that fishing rod?
Do we get, oh maybe we dangle some shit
and then maybe the cat eats the shit.
We could just put the crown, you know that we have that spawns in eggs.
That would be a big thing.
Yeah, now just to figure out where I can catch one.
Oh, the lake.
I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see.
Over here.
that is not the sound catch Jesse that's not the sound that happens when you fish that cattle
Love this.
Get out the way. Get out the way!
Okay, here Katie. Get the fishy.
There you go. Jeez.
Oh my god!
Ah, cats can be the creeps. No offense to him.
Non-taken! I'm not ready to catch.
He's I can finally get in here now.
Oh, backwards. Loads up.
Ah, I don't like that. Just here it had all the X-dow ones ready to go.
Yep, besides Petru, we've got Lizzy, Stacey, Stampy, Lucas, and I've ordered, hey, there's me!
How does it all mean? The cats that crossed out portrait?
He's the one that's missing us in intending to die! You fucking can't watch that!
You didn't have a crossed out portrait?
Someone who's unknown cat person.
Okay, so who did it?
Yes, you figured it out?
Stay if you did it.
He just say it to none of the other words.
I don't know.
Uh, Jesse?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I see.
The one with the missing port right now.
Yeah, that one.
I just...
Oh, yeah, I can show you.
I want one.
Yeah.
Ah.
Not only is she the white pumpkin, but she owned way too many cats.
Well, come on you guys, it's time to prove Lucas' innocence and catch us whole white bucket.
I'll go around everyone up.
Which one was that again? The one with the red hair?
You went down there a while. What's happening?
Did you even find anything?
You found the white pumpkin's layer right beneath us.
What? Really?
Yeah. Very interesting.
Interesting.
What the hell?
Like rubber banding around.
I signed a Cassie book.
Are you going to tell them or should I just do it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Jesse, go on.
Is this going where I think this is going?
Grab her!
Grab her!
Quick!
Hey, let's go!
You're not going anywhere.
Let's fucking kill her!
Look at the facts. We caught Lucas with that pumpkin head right after Poor Dan got taken out.
I think you're just lying to protect him. Cassie's making a lot of sense, Jesse.
Do you have any evidence to back you up?
Oh God, there's something that's been bothering me for a while now. Something that happened in the Great Hall.
Shortly after Torque Dog was hit with that trap.
What's that?
Go on, Jesse. You've got this.
Where's this going?
Let's just say you finish.
That's right. You've got nothing.
I'm fine.
As I was saying, our number.
When we were down in the basement, we found some very,
you know, items for the White Pumpkins evening festivity.
And there was one very significant detail.
That's right.
It was this evidence.
I think Jesse's about to tell everyone.
Let me tell you, let me tell you guys.
Jesse?
Sounds like it really wasn't that significant, wasn't Jesse.
I forgot.
Come on, we're blowing this.
I forgot.
I do it.
I forgot.
The last piece of evidence to your friends
that helped me really figure out who we were dealing with here.
This is a...
Cax.
Doesn't.
Call a Coke Hats.
And they all look just like...
...whiz-hum.
And amusing story Jesse.
But if you saw all these supposed cats just like mine, then what color is Winslow?
It shouldn't be a problem if you saw a hundred.
Cats? Really?
I don't know. You got me, I don't know.
That's what I thought. Oh, I'm sorry, Jesse, but that's right.
I didn't know what I meant.
The most likely candidate
I'm still Lucas
No way
No way
I'm not even here without it
So do you folks want to do it the easy way?
Or the way where I go
Yeah, let's just kill them all
Let's just fucking kill them all
Come on
There are better ways to resolve this
Let's kill them all
You're all in on it
Oh come on
I know I didn't convince you about Cassie, but you're all acting like total idiots
Oh no no no no
Please we don't have to do this
We don't have to do this
Kill them all
I have the enchanted flint and steel.
You had it?
You?
I've been stuck in this stupid world with its stupid tomones for years!
Trot with a portal right under my nose, but no key to open it.
Wait, Jesse was right.
You were all so wrapped in your stupid drama.
That's right.
That's right.
Hurry and be coming.
Stop talking in someone grab Cassie.
Gosh, never mind, you'll frp cast me.
I can't do it!
Damn!
God, it's a prod, we need to take her out!
No, no...
She's hurting.
You can dig yourself.
She'sかった.
She's dead already.
Haha, I got an appointment.
Leave it. She's gone. What a way to go.
I guess it's on the chaos she forgot we're home traps were.
Wow.
What's this?
After everything she did, she got what she deserved.
If only she had just asked us to help, we could have avoided this whole thing.
Hey, it's morning.
Wait, they would have helped there. They would have helped their murder with the fuck?
I guess I guess that's it then.
Yeah, we're free.
Three that were alive. It's not wasted standing around. There could still be traps everywhere in here
I thought I thought there was gonna be like a hand or something that fucking dug out of there or something
I thought there's gonna be more to that yeah, no axe with the hell
That is, you're excited, it's pretty rink.
I feel bad that Jellon Sparkles aren't here to smell it.
Oh, I've talked up in Cassie, I guess.
They're smelling something, huh? It's all good.
Good point, they're smelling the roses.
Yeah, sorry to be a downer.
Just cut some thinking about it.
Sorry, Jesse.
That wasn't meant to make you feel guilty or anything.
Looking for us, that pole brought you here.
Speaking of which, I have no idea how to begin finding our ex-born-o.
Well, Cassie said it was right under her nose, right?
That's true, maybe it's nearby.
Wait, is that is that it right there?
Hey, what do you know there it is?
Jesus, are they blind?
Let's go with it.
So, I guess this is the bottom.
Where's that?
Where's that port?
Just where?
Let us know where the port is.
There it is!
You're yourselves an owl world.
I mean that's a nice offer and all and I do think we'll be possible hot-famous without a possible key.
Oh well I think Stampie's got you covered there.
That's right! In only excitement I always forgot about that.
Murder just meant to be a prank.
A homie's prank and I'm so sorry, so very, very sorry.
You come on, it's Stampie. You know he would never actually try to hurt anyone.
And so the drama continues. Now nothing's here, didn't he?
How am I problem?
After all this drama, I might be finished with Flintstone Steele's and Potholes anyway.
It's pretty Minecraft.
I'm not great at goodbyes, so I'm actually just going to start walking home. Thanks for everything.
Me too. Bye, you guys.
Wait, how are they going to get home?
Bye!
Why am I crying?
It's a strange bunch of individuals.
Cassie, what's in there?
Oh, they live here.
They're being trapped here from another world.
What if she was one of the old builders?
Who are keys?
Why can't I get the food and steal them?
It's all that's up, I guess.
I know.
Obviously, we have no way of proving it, but it's certainly interesting to...
They all quit Minecraft after the shoot. I would too
I believe that we finally met someone who might be in the view and get the view gig
Get the view in the story mode and then you're like, ah, I'm out of here. Here. We are what you can't do the honest Jesse
I don't have to play Minecraft anymore
But then
The happy gas update, you know, and then it gets revitalized for season three
Then who's gonna play the happy gas?
Who's gonna play the character that rides the happy guests?
Huh?
That's weird.
In slow?
That's...
I thought that was...
My God, she wasn't dead!
It was fake!
Well, that's ominous. Do you hear that?
And your knights!
And there it is, Jesse!
Your truck!
Stuck!
And your knights!
I just like I've been in this rotten world.
I knew you weren't dead Cassie. I knew it was way too easy.
And yet you still walked right into my best and final trap.
I don't know how much time you've spent with Endermites, but the poor things are currently hungry.
I would throw them in the mirror here.
But if all of a sudden instead of silver, just don't do them to find out how sharp their teeth are.
Oh, guys, I dropped the flint and steel when we fell. I have no idea where it went.
Pantik, Tock, Tick, Tock, Jesse, what's it gonna be?
The Flint and Steel? Or your life?
Just give me the Flint and Steel, and I-
I don't know, I Google, I Google.
Ender mites are a new thing.
Fucking you there a new thing from fucking 2016, they're a new thing? What?
Hehe, eeeep!
Ender mites.
It's the smallest hostile mob.
Wait, that's an actual thing.
This was not a thing at the time.
There's no way.
This came out, when did this come out?
They came out in 1.8?
Oh, I guess they, they are?
We what?
I guess they were.
I've never seen one of these things.
I've never seen an end or might ever.
I
Come on, but the fuck you mean come on, I've never have you seen do you have you seen what these things look like
Hey
Hey, I feel like yeah, I do cuz I know everything and my pet ex-brew
I know you come on
I've never seen this thing
I don't think you call yourself like that, I think you fucking guys call me more.
You guys are the ones that are about the fucking call up, fucking dead telltale's customer
service and fucking yell at them as to why I wasn't in the fucking game, it has E.L.
I've never seen this.
It spawns when I play it throws an ender pearl.
They attack by biting the player.
It has a 5% spawn chance.
But she didn't throw,
she didn't throw ender pearls to get them to spawn.
They were just there, she's cheating.
Mm-hmm.
How do you know that because she also had she also had zombie spawners too?
I'll let you go free. I don't believe her. Just because I hate this place doesn't mean it's so bad
Okay, okay, you're right you win. We'll give you the Flint and Steel, but let us out first. No, I'm not falling for that
So she sat there. You think okay, I think
she's cheating. You think she had a stack of like 64 fucking endopurls and just sat there
ping-ponging back and forth back and forth back and forth across the wall at a 5% drop rate until like a hundred of them fucking spawn
Absolutely, guys are dumb as fuck
How is that more believable?
Why, why can't it be that she used the admin menu? What the fuck?
I'll just let the animator meet you. I should out of your inventory.
It will be the best for soon to recover.
Wings on my head.
Activate the trap.
I'm something done right here, then prepare for your death.
Oh, no.
I'm just in control.
Stupid.
To work?
Oh, it's no use.
The lever or button will never get these high indoors open.
Just hold on, guys.
on guys I'm going to get up to the control panel.
Oh, what if I didn't have that?
Oh, that is disorienting.
See, what if that was a spawned one, five percent chance, and then it nibbled on my fucking, you know, my
I'm not P.O.
Uh, just starting all faster!
Booby traps for booby traps?
It's so feroon-away.
While you thought you could do it, just I'm not.
I'm gonna get a leverage.
Waaaaah!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Oh, no!
Guys, no!
No!
Hey, Jesse!
Guys, pull the crap you're all alive.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, for now.
Don't worry, I found a lever.
Throw it down.
Okay, get ready.
Ha ha ha.
Got him!
Okay, you guys.
I totally thought there's just going to be a free-trip stuff.
You're not a fasciner, are you?
Ah!
What would be a really clever way to do this is if it is truly 5% chance that she continues
to fucking spawn the sea, like cords all these endopurls and she spans them and then they
spawn on her and then they kill her. That would be a clever ending.
Nope.
How the hell are you?
Ow!
No, you are going home.
No, no!
I think it's too long.
Cassie, I won't let you have it!
No, now it's all go from there!
If I don't know how it's all in America, you submit!
When it's all gone, come on!
You betrayed me!
One more question!
Stop using the command of the matter!
You stupid kid!
You stupid kid!
I can't rely on my cat.
No!
No!
If all this time I'm free!
We'll go, we have to go.
I think you should give that back, Kathy.
You're a pretty nut.
Oh my goodness.
I'll give you one thing. You're walking smart away to the next one stuff.
That's never that chubby, it stays on fire forever.
No, it's low. That's the last of the obstacles. We finally go home.
That was pretty clever.
Can all of us go?
What?
We've got...
We've got...
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
I love you.
You're here.
I'm tired sometimes.
Are you just...
Are you...
Are you just...
Get everything into your...
Why?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
How can we do the thing at that point when it...
There!
What?
What?
What?
That's going!
Huh!
I've got it!
Excellent!
I did it!
You're all tired now!
No thank you!
Is that work like that guy?
Water on this!
I'm here on the hook!
I bet you're real proud of yourself.
Look at me!
Stuck again!
Out of into proof!
And that's where she wanted us to end up.
Damn.
In my own trap.
Of course. Of course.
We're gonna have to do this herb, Cassie.
You've been ruthless in selfish and mean, and this is where it gets you.
Wait. At least don't even hear all alone. Give me my cat.
Wait, do your sweet wins, Laura. She's my best.
My only friend. Please.
No.
No.
No.
Winslow's with me now.
Come to Master, Blaze!
I have a fish.
Come get the fish in.
Winslow!
Winslow!
Wow, so she kept the real portal hidden down here all this time.
And that's this one's a trap too.
I don't know if even she'd be that paranoid.
One way to find out.
Good side so far.
Yeah.
No trick floors or arrows or anything.
Okay, sure.
But who's going first?
We're a team.
We all go together.
We know fit in there.
Ready?
One.
Two.
Two.
Three.
Ha!
That adventure!
Oh, what the fuck was that?
That was it, no cliffhanger or anything.
That one was kind of isolated too, what the fuck?
I think he's right.
What's going on, dude?
It's me, Captain Sparkles.
Next time on Linecraft Story Mode.
After defeating the dreaded white pumpkin,
we'll just begin the others, find their way back to the portal hallway
and will it lead them home or instead are they destined for more perilous adventures?
Well, I guess I'll never know because I got pounded in the ground by a ton of sand. Whoa, I guess he's not all right
I'm in the middle of an amazing speech and boom I have something to come part of the floor
I mean, do you saw that right? How much worse can it get first they choose not to invite me on their a dutch or in the next thing?
I don't impart the floor.
Anyway, one thing's for certain.
Even without me, this is going to be an amazing adventure.
I wonder if they did these portal things just to make these like isolated episodes,
where they don't even like, they don't even have like a big story.
But the fuck, let's see what the choices were in the monster of the week.
Yeah, I don't know.
was that five?
No, six.
That was six.
Um, first choice was, did you show Flint and steel to Captain Sparkle's 82% of players
showed Flint and steel to him?
18% kept it hidden?
Who did you accuse after dinner?
The numbers are all fucked up.
There's no percentage for some reason the only percentage that there is is 14.4% of players
The cheese stampy, which is so funny that I accused
Did you lend a helping hand or go after the white pumpkin?
71% of players went after the white pumpkin instead of helping your friends
Did you convince the others about Cassie 75% of players convinced the others about Cassie rose?
24% of players didn't give enough evidence.
I guess I would have been in the,
didn't give enough evidence.
How did you leave Cassie, 26% left her all alone?
73% left her with her cat, wins low.
A forgaver with a fuck.
73% after everything.
They doomed the cat, yeah,
they threw the cat in the pit as well
with the endermites who would have killed the cat.
They would have killed the cat and her.
What the hell are people thinking?
What the fuck?
What the fuck were people thinking?
That was, that episode was okay, but like the fact that these aren't like a big strong together story is kind of weird like after they had four episodes of the story.
There's like four episodes of a story, then five was its own, now six was its own.
Just have to think what the fuck?
It seems so weird.
Yeah, it's a kind of like filler.
Uh, and there's still like two more to go.
One more.
Oh my gosh.
One more.
I need to get a snack if I do one more.
one more and then and then I can finish the last one next time around and then I got I guess I got a buy season two because I
I didn't realize that I had the biases into it.
Okay, I'm getting it.
I like some parts of that.
I wasn't too bad.
The white pumpkin had his own voice.
That's on the episode.
I'm pretty sure I just literally,
I think I just gave my-
I'm gonna go get a snack real quick and then we'll go to the next one, we'll do one more.
Pass the check shape and more water.
all right next one skip that one was pretty short to I think compared to the other ones
skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip skip
and
access deny
take thank you for the fact they're welcome you to get to serve
previously on minecraft story mode
that
that in chat is the work of a very old group of builders a group so old that they insist
Now they get back to the main character than main narrative
No more, please god no more. You could always just not watch how about that
I can just walk in this one.
Open the other carousers man.
Who's that?
Who's that supposed to be?
Random guy?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Ugh, no!
I
Smeat
Oh
Come on
The music's a abruptly stop.
Hmm. Let me. Hmm. Yeah. Let me. Hmm.
Hmm. Oh. Oh.
Welp.
I'm more gut one down as fireworld. Wow. How'd you come up with that gem of a name?
OK. Did I miss something here? Yeah. What's up with you? What's up with me? What's up? I'm tired of all this useless
Portal hopping trying to find our way home. What's on the other side of that portal?
She's mad every episode man. Awesome. Let's go there. Come on, Patrick. I know it's tough, but we're the order of the stone.
We don't just give up. I know you love your pep talks and all Jesse. They don't exactly get us any closer to home. Do they?
Lucas, you're on fire again.
This is what I'm talking about.
We're stuck in a rut and we'll go through a portal of boy dying long enough to get back to the stupid hallway.
Wash, rinse, repeat?
Yes.
We'll be nice if whoever made these left some sort of signs.
Guide boasts.
All the portal frames do look kind of different.
You're right.
This one totally has a firevile.
And that skull back there, that's the white pumpkin.
There's... there's a system.
Ah!
Petra, where are you going?
I'm not the guy close.
Oh, man! They go through to the door!
They don't have a-
I'm done.
Stupid portals.
Idiots.
This one's redstone.
Redstone means smart people.
Hopefully smart enough to help us find the way home.
At the very least, it's got to be better than fireworld.
Seems a bit flimsy.
Come on, Petra.
Look, we'll find the right portal eventually.
It's only matter of time.
Yes, these portals can't go on forever.
You know what I'm saying?
I think.
Not exactly filling me with confidence, guys.
You know what I'm hearing?
It's when she gets mad.
When she's acting mad?
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just saying that I'm tired of Jesse calling the shots every single time.
Whoa.
Yes.
Whoa.
I'm the fucking leader.
Someone has to be the leader and that someone is me.
Me?
I don't remember when we all voted to let you the boss of me.
Oh, whoa, whoa, everybody calm down.
It's time to come to me to win!
I saved your ass!
Right, Jesse?
What was the question, sorry?
I meant what I said.
She could shove it up her ass.
Oh, wait, I'm in exactly what I said.
Yeah? Well, so did I.
Forget this.
I am not gonna hit her.
Ew! Did you see that?
They like doubled up under fucking view there.
Well, I could have gone better.
That was her fault.
Hey, that was on her and not me.
She blew up the handle.
I don't want to get it.
She's tired, Jesse.
We all are.
And well, you could have been a bit more sensitive.
Fuck you, both, too.
But we can't just let her walk away, right?
No.
Oh, we can't.
Come on, guys.
Let's go find her.
Oh, what the hell?
It's a desert.
Well, it's a, it wasn't this biome newer?
Kind of?
What a cool biome.
Guys, I think this is a mace of biome.
Awesome.
I guess no.
You're right.
You know the sand and clay and everything?
It looks, I've been meaning to ask you, what's that?
Like me?
It's like the game.
We played just recently.
They're all linked together!
It looks like some sort of road.
Going to write about it in your little journal.
Why is he dressed like Gordon Freeman?
Yes, proper.
Chap made me pick that outfit for you, though.
Is that natural?
I don't think so.
Well, if I were Petra here on my own and saw a road, I'd probably follow it.
I think it's supposed to be more of an exception.
Yeah, though.
Yes.
Those you can be impulsive and fly off the handle.
Petra's survival instance is very sharp.
Petra was the one who ditched us for a member. Maybe she should just find her own way out.
It's not like we can just forget about her.
Maritime.
Let's give the road a shot then.
Sand, clay, and more sand.
Hey, is that Petra?
Yeah, I think it is.
I know you're all mad and everything, but we should see if she needs help.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
That's right.
Shhh! Get down!
But I told you not to follow me.
Well, he can blame Lucas. He said I wasn't allowed to abandon you.
What are you looking at anyway?
Look.
Whoa.
Bite!
Ha ha ha! What the f**k!
What the f**k!
A-well is that?
Didn't see you did it?
Who are you talking to?
Right, right, of course not.
Maybe that's this world's thing.
Zombies and monsters come out in the daytime. Wouldn't be crazy or than anything else we've seen
We should get a closer look see what we can find out works for me
Mind control
I can actually use a hand.
How is it doing then?
Oh, come on, you're petrary, you don't need my help.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
There you go.
Still using a tilt sword by the way?
What's the problem?
No, all.
The thing was like, super zombie.
Stronger, tougher, faster.
I hope there's not something wrong with me because that would be really, really inconvenient.
Definitely seems weird.
I don't know, Petra. Maybe you've just lost a step.
Do I seem a wicker to him?
Oh, no! Why did you hit him?
Figure out how that zombie was so strong.
Can't do that?
That seems about right.
I don't know about you guys, but I'd really like to figure out a better way to handle these super zombies.
Let's hear his gonna save me there.
Well that was something expected.
Did we do that?
With what? The power of our imaginations?
It's got a fucking stone sword here.
What on earth is that thing?
It definitely seems redstone-ish, right?
Fascinating.
It feels redstone things. What make the zombies so blank?
Makes sense to me.
I'm starting to wonder if we should...
Oh!
I'm starting to wonder if we should...
Oh!
Ah!
What is that?
In my head!
It's back to its bottom!
What is going on?
Ha ha ha!
We just back out and say nothing!
We're gonna run!
Oh, that's like I can finally hear myself think again.
Be ready, guys.
What is happening?
They're leaving? Just like that?
They're going back the way we came from.
This might sound crazy, but I feel like they're trying to lead us somewhere.
You're right. They're dancing.
They're gonna start to...
Some thriller dance moves?
It just doesn't make any sense.
They think Lucas might be right.
We should follow them. See where they go.
So, let's get moving.
the
town of village
I've never seen any people anywhere.
These architectures fascinating.
It's all sand and clay-based.
Awesome.
Well, I guess this is the advanced civilization we were kind of ugly.
Is it everything you'd hope for, Petra?
Can't, they're just going back and forth into the sense that,
Oh, no.
Hey!
Oh, you see that?
It's a crown mace.
Nice.
Speaking of Redstone, I'd like to investigate those things on the back of this zombie's
heads.
Ooh, yeah, I want to see those two.
Population in 1000.
It's a...
Wait, what are you doing, I've worked?
What's in the fight?
I'm going to rip this redstone thing out of this song, he said, for science.
They're sleeping or something. It'll be easy.
Are you waiting for Ivor?
That thing's not going to pry itself out.
Are you okay? So I get shocked, mate.
At least we learn something new.
They can't be removed, not with our bare hands, anyway.
Look, there's someone.
They can spread me.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Nope.
That's him for me, I think.
I guess he's shy.
Ah, that makes sense.
They also have the device on their head.
Hang back a bit, guys. I'm going to go talk to him.
But 1,063.
Be careful.
There should be plenty of people here.
I mean, there's still a lot about this place we don't know.
Welcome to Crown Mesa, population 1063.
Over 1,000 people, not anymore from the looks of it.
I thought you talked to the chicken now's a go and chickens ah, that's nice, very what if we
what if we gave one the crown it sucks that we can't use any of these like items from
like past episodes I still have two enter pearls from the last one and the white pumpkins
It's head, when a yell at each other, hey, Petra, how's it going over here?
Fine, I guess.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
I'm going to keep checking this place out.
See ya.
This town's first day.
Hi there.
Hello.
My friends and I could just use.
Who the hell? What? What rude? What the fuck?
Why the hell am I gone? Get to that!
So, did he stop being shy? Talk to you?
Yeah, seem like a pretty short conversation.
We heard quite the, well, not even a scream.
More of a guilt.
Did he tell you anything?
You're the fuggler, is that so much ran into that house?
Really?
I don't see anyone.
Come on, whoever they are, maybe they've got some answers.
Hi, yes, yes, there you are.
That's the ticket.
Oh, these are perfect. Excellent.
I just need to pocket the hands and get...
That you?
Pama?
What?
Pama.
Okay then.
Okay.
Who sent you?
I didn't survive this long to get picked up by some screw.
Especially some of your dreadful screw like you.
Who's Pama?
Ha! I can seriously expect me to fall for that one.
Let's think I'm some sort of.
Wait, you're serious? You don't know?
Okay, eyes.
Not red.
Not red?
But that was mean.
But how?
If there are more of you, they should be... it's impossible.
What does the alpha, I'm trying to figure out what that is?
What's going on here?
I'm sensing some hostility.
Oh, what was your first clue?
I know it might sound crazy, but we came here to a portal.
A portal? A portal portal? Really?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, uh, been alone for a while.
This is a lot to take in right now.
The people, the citizens of Crown Mesa, you met them right?
Maybe there was some outside.
There, uh, you sure?
I think they're looking now.
Okay, out with it, what's going on with these people? What's up with this town?
I know it's probably hard to understand right now, but if you meet any more people
Please don't hurt them. They're my friends
They're good people I promise
Oh, oh, no, no, no, I've wasted too much time. Did you see? Don't look now, but we've got company
This when you were scared of they're all four of them and five of them. Hey, where'd she go? Well, they're definitely not ignoring
You should kill me. What do we do here?
Don't want to have me. They don't look anything. It's even freaky.
That's blend in. Just act like they do blend in.
How? Try to look vacant.
Working.
You are not from this place.
I don't know what to tell you, but we're definitely from here.
Palma knows this to be untrue. Palma sees all. Palma, the citizen has been made. Palma has questions.
You will come to Palma.
No way are you even considering this, Chussie. Since when do we take orders from whatever the heck of these things are?
Why not go? We certainly won't get to the bottom of this if we stick around here.
I'm sorry, but we were actually on our way home.
Sorry, we've got a run.
But you'll look at the time, though, we need to show us the way out.
We're not in the big advice.
Ouch, watch it!
Oh, shit!
That was Waldo.
You just fall?
Oh, no.
They're gonna turn them into robots.
What happened? You went down hard one punch in your house
Friendly do you
Is the game like us he's kind of for that looking
Massively hugely intimidating sort of way friendly or not. I think we're about to find out super
my own nature of this visit. I can, trauma, breathings. We have much word
like an impus, but maybe you can't human be. Sorry if this is a dumb
question, but am I talking to Pama right now? What is Pama?
Some might probably open to you, turn, do you think you can machine? Will there
have never been a computer like me? Say, I come, give to me useful. Using
Let's don't just, I have connections to the people of this town.
Has helped them to use soul, the more they need it.
I am a derailleur perfect.
Thanks to me, there is no way to act to the team.
No way to the thought, I am connected to them,
and they are connected to me.
Okay, if this world's so perfect, what happened to all the people?
Yeah, doesn't seem like there are that many left.
What's that?
What's that mean information?
What's that mean information?
It's that it's a thanks machine.
Think you must think time.
The fire is installed in my databases.
I was of everyone and everything in this world.
And my conclusion is that you are not from here.
These five, like until these nights, nights, times, people.
I would like to ask you some questions to extend my date to make.
Now, if you can't hear, I am very excited for the acquisition of...
How did you get here? Let's talk about me. I'd rather hear about you.
How did you get there?
Tester in the question. We think the question is on helpful.
My version, Harry.
To rude.
So far, your performance in question, cancerin, cancerin, cancerin, cancerin?
Oh, no we're gonna get tortured.
Oh, that's okay. I'll never mind shit.
I am looking forward to hearing this video information. Please do not lie.
I'm gonna lie.
I'm gonna lie.
I said, I'm from this world. I don't know why you won't believe me.
Oh, no, the AI is going to take over the world.
I think I pissed it off.
What are you gonna do, killer? Oh my god! Oh my god they're gonna pull her part!
Oh she's been captured before it's fine.
I'm not Lucas now!
No!
I'm telling you everything you want to know!
No!
I became a little dire don't you think I know you have a really dear and comfortable concert?
Let my friends go now.
Oh my god, it knows my prior conversation.
Nooo!
Come on!
Get it out of their head!
But I am not full of so much love and information.
It makes me happy.
What adventures do you have?
Intiler, Mexican.
And...
Ah, every time Parama gets new information, it seems to get distracted by the process. Yes!
Like a computer version of thinking.
You think this way to distract Parama wrong enough or else you escape.
If you give me the entire...
Let's ask Parama something that doesn't make sense like a...
Unsolvable problem.
Oh!
You've missed so many people.
Yeah, we just asked Paul us something really confusing get it all busy busy
Still singing with the infinite infinite answer
A self-contrictory statement I really think it would work on all well what do you think would work on me
It did not sound like nothing
It sounded like suspicious
Those make me
Come on, trust me when I tell you, trust me no one.
Set the fight?
You should try and get Petra and Ludus and accidentally take me to his side
Only Venus
Someone's always fucking capture for a oh oh I fucked up, but it didn't actually fuck me up
I don't understand if they're like robots and if they actually are the actual people
I can't what are you doing you're dead it's too late for you
Oh
Okay
We're left to run we've never survived jumping down
All the end of bro. Oh wait. Yeah, that's all the end of course. We can actually use the from the prior chapters
No, we just need to throw them in the right spot. Good thing I got two of these
You're crazy
Why is that always so disorienting?
Maybe you gotta shut up for all new guys gotta stick with me though. Then we spawned an endermite and we're fucked
MORE WAAAAAH!
A signal would have been nice!
I've got to tell you guys that wasn't pretty smart work to strike in common!
Now we just need to get off the grid!
Get back into hiding!
That way we can figure out what to do next!
Oh, the grid!
Marquard, a case you haven't noticed.
There's no place to hide out here!
Well, actually there is!
I'm going to need your help.
Did she say her name?
What kind of help?
I need to get to my secret land.
Well, let's get there fast.
The zombies are just stronger than ever.
They're also faster.
We need to split up.
You had to go to the lab.
Well, I'll leave these mobs away.
Got it?
I'm going to use the back room for a mop or trail.
Yeah.
I'll be doing a few.
Sure.
You'll be okay on your own.
Hey, I've managed to stay alive this long, haven't I?
Just start walking that bread. I don't remember saying your name either. I don't remember what she said that
Harper
She is
Intriguing the cryptic, isn't she?
That's weird
Well, Mario Pinky
I was going to say jump into the face.
It's like an exact copy.
Or is it?
Seems just a little off.
What am I?
I don't know if there's a big difference you're trying to spot is.
Please do it quickly because I think those monsters might be coming back.
I think it's this one this cactus right here. I don't know what the fun that cat is isn't in the painting
An illusions you what it does
that's the worst way to hide that what oh my god they got to make it into the water
You see water we can aim for that. They're gonna do the thing.
They did it. They did it. They did it. They did it. They did it. They did the gate Tony. Oh my god. You guys remember it. Oh my god.
I'm not dead.
I'm sorry everything's got it.
One after the other.
The trailing themselves only go.
And it's like they just make it enough.
Raise yourself.
Looks like something happened to it.
It's eyes, their color changed as soon as it hit the water.
Which might mean, look at that.
It's back to being just in normal zombie.
There was all I'd be relieved to see if zombie.
So water, that's the action or something.
Like washing away the rickstone.
Chains of harmless control can be broken after all.
The solution is water.
Always is our bait.
I said no to so much we deactivate Lucas and Patrick's chips.
They'll go back to normal too.
It seems like a fair assumption.
Just keep on coming.
How are we supposed to stop them?
Okay, we got a lever.
I guess any water like that, that should do the trick. Let's see about this secret lab.
I just hope whatever's there, or can help us?
It will make helping Patrick and Lucas a lot easier if there's something useful at the
Siegfried Lab, even if this woman's lab is a bust, but we just learn about water-disabling
Thomas Chips seems super useful, glad to see you are maintaining a positive outlet despite
our setbacks.
Now I'm gonna say that woman has been a most intriguing person so far.
Oh, he likes this.
I'm not entirely sure what to make of her.
He likes it.
Her creation nearly ended up destroying this world,
but considering my own history,
I'm inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt!
In treating I've or what ever do you mean by that?
He's back and I...
What? It's nothing.
I just mean that I can empathize when it comes to your creations getting out of hand.
Nothing, boy.
And...
Careful with all that slattery. You'll swallow your beard.
What did you hear?
It was nothing, uh-huh, long guy called you Jesse, right?
Yeah, this is Ivor, our friends who we left back there are Petra and Lucas, and you are...
You can call me Harper.
Oh, you can call him.
You can call him.
You can call him.
Oh, but of course, it's right to my secret lab.
Seems to me, I've got a whole lot of angry computer controlled monsters out there,
waiting to tear some new holes in my lab.
Yeah, that one's my bad. Sorry about that.
Uh-huh, I'll be sure to use that sorry for protection
for protection when that crazy computer is not gonna not know.
What are you doing in this world anyway?
You need to try and steal the secrets.
What? No!
Just figured out to ask better safe than sorry and all that.
Once you're the first people I've seen come out of the portal network in forever.
So you have to excuse me if it made me a little anxious.
Whoa, you know about the hallway.
The hallway?
Look, he's looking at her.
He's looking at me.
Yes, maybe.
What do you know about it anyway?
I don't know what that should be.
I help build the dang thing.
But that would make you an old-builder.
But got to people called us that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It was my favorite name.
Makes me sound like some sort of living statue.
I just...
Can't say that.
Kiss it though.
You're really an old-builder.
Shouldn't you just be with a clap your hands and make common go away or something?
It's flattering that you think are highly of us, but no.
I'm afraid that's a little out of my abilities right now.
Palma's just too powerful.
And besides, there's actually no exit portal back to the portal network from this world.
What? Why not?
I destroyed it! So that Palma couldn't get free! It wasn't close,
but it was the only way I could think of to make sure Palma didn't try and spread to other worlds.
Spealed the new one for Hell.
I am. It makes things useful.
Okay, well, that's fine. Can you just build another one?
You basic or something? I can't do that while promised to run it. Maybe it's not getting through to you, but you can't make it
You've been gotten to the portal that where it can go to any other
She called him slow
Everything well my goodness just like all the ones
What a stupid or something is it? I swear I made Palmer with good intentions
It was designed to automate things, make everything more efficient, use monsters to help with farming or mining, until the day Palma decided that the talents people weren't efficient enough already.
Started making them useful.
That was a long time ago.
Since then, I've just been trying to stay one step ahead.
Think you're out how to stop it.
We were back in town.
Palma seemed to really want to catch you.
What was up with that?
When Palma chips someone, everything that person knows gets absorbed into its database.
If I got shipped, Palma would know how to build an exit portal.
So you could find one.
I'd want to stop that from happening at any cost.
Yes.
So you can't do it.
The extraordinary risk.
But you do know how to build exit portals, though.
If we get all this sorted out, you could make us one.
I do think I can help you with with Palma, your friends getting out of here, but to do it, we're going to need to go to my lab.
What's in your lab?
It's complicated.
Water.
Before we head inside, we're going to get my defense system going.
I don't want those chip-up creeps following us in.
Grab my bucket for me?
Ron's got it.
Ron?
Our bird.
Hey, don't judge me.
Be it along.
Get along, I...
Thanks.
I need a way to-
I mean, so I've forced...
He's gonna be...
All this is way more complicated than you should be.
Well, a builder.
Make sure you don't drill on my floor now.
I don't know. I'm starting to think that you just like complicated machines.
Watch yourself there, Nandee.
Don't know if you know this, but water is kind of harmless weakness.
Yes, we had figured it out actually.
Once Pama caught onto its weakness to water, it started eliminating as much of this world's water as it could find.
That's why they're in a desert.
It might be all that's left.
I don't need to activate the other cauldrons.
Both them off to finding more time.
And whatever you do, don't get caught.
I'm not about to get left alone again.
Oh, they're here.
You told me to lay in the middle of me.
My friends, have they made this fault?
You too will be made in this fault.
Don't do this, ever please.
I know all your moves now, Chetty.
Why do you even bother fighting?
Fuck her up.
Petra, please.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Uh, hit Lucas into the water.
He's been captured like a gazilin' time, it's fine.
I'm gonna break the em.
Yeah!
My name is awful.
Uh, Jesse?
No!
You have to get the last culprit and one more thing! Get the roses to Harry!
Harry? Come on!
I'm going to do it!
I'm pretending to remember the last culprit.
Well, that's doing quick!
What?
She got fucking kidnapped.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Harper and Patrick.
You're dead.
No.
I...
That's awful.
I don't know if it helps at all,
but I remember something while I was...
Part of Pama that I think was important.
It was tall, glowing red lights.
It's like a fuzzy dream,
and I can try to remember more if you wanted
but it's making my head ache even worse.
It was just so weird.
It was like being connected to everyone else's brains
at the same time.
Relax.
You've done so kind of a jumble now.
Just take it easy for a minute.
For what you went through, you could probably use some rest.
You want to hug?
Oh, wings Jesse. Oh.
Okay, we may see down.
We're not out.
We're told us to find her.
Same.
We just have to find whatever it is before Palma chips Harper
and starts downloading her mind.
Why does this Harper so important?
She's an old builder.
She may have come across like just another weirdo,
but she's actually an old builder.
She built the port on that work which hopefully means she can help us get home
That's a pretty good reason to rescue somebody
We're going to work with her to shut pomegranate down save her people and that will hopefully help petrate too
Whoa
Before she was abducted harpour gave me this check chat. What am I checking give it to someone named Harry and
And that would find this headset thing.
That's what she said.
Jesse, are you sure that Harper is still in her right mind?
If somebody is alone for a really long time,
they're brain changes and not for the better.
Lost, sure.
I'm late.
I'm late.
I'm late.
I'm late.
I'm late.
I'm not sure.
No.
We are just going to be in the same place.
Especially when we need her help.
To say to everyone who's been chipped by a poorly lay-and-backwards definitely right now
We need to focus on finding the exit
Her starters let's see if we can figure out who Harry is and why he wants flowers
Harry's a robot as well
Or maybe Harry is yeah Harry's a robot that's that's Harry right there. No, that's the that's the robot robot
They look so happy.
A little weird.
Can you take that?
Going?
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Frame activates the circuit, need.
Okay, so we have to put something in there, then.
Now I'm Harper, it's Margaret.
So did you see you.
Hope you've been well.
You've got to know that ice around your heart.
And forgive yourself.
You're not the ones to blame.
She programmed them to make herself feel better.
So that makes the one that's hairy is the one that you need to put the thing above in.
Should probably...
This one?
Harry!
I don't think this is Harry, but I mean, fuck it.
I'm here with that.
Did nothing.
Uh, which one is Harry?
There's another one somewhere.
It's one right.
Look at this.
Are you in the fucking middle of the way?
Is there another one behind you?
Fucking.
It's him.
These might come in handy.
Oh, awesome.
Whoa, TNT, you know, fuck it.
First the...
That's your bed.
I could make something.
We could make a red stone torch.
And then we put the, yeah, one redstone torch, and I hope that we won't step closer to getting that headset.
Should be another like, maybe we put, let's see, maybe the button, let's just look at it.
The red stone heart by soren low, either that name is a coincidence or wow that's crazy
So maybe this one's the redstone.
Whoa!
I did it.
Storm, I think, Storm is the redhead guy.
I think he should be.
So, hey, Lucas?
Oh, hey, Jesse.
Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
Hey, you want to ask?
I just wanted to ask you that.
I know how close you and Petra are.
Why?
And save me over her.
I love you.
Even if you and Petra weren't such good friends,
she's more useful to the team than I am.
And she managed to get out of every script she's in.
Just as much my friend, Petra, is the size I'm
depending on you to help me rescue her.
Thanks, Jesse.
I feel like I've met him for like so many episodes and he doesn't
He doesn't really, he doesn't really do anything back so I feel like, you know
Maybe it's this glass here, the glass looks like it might lead to, yeah, it's right here
Oh, there it is, this is it, this is the guy
Flowing you, though, Harry
I figured you were a hairy.
All right, I think that's everything.
Whoa, took a fucking VR headset.
There we go.
Now...
Is it a VR headset?
What's this going on, Jesse? Is it working?
Starting to see something, it is.
What are you seeing?
Is it the palm of the air?
You're not going to believe this, but I'm a zombie.
Oh, you hurt you hard on yourself.
I'm controlling a zombie like from the inside.
It's like some sort of mob view or something.
What a preposterous name.
I love it.
Wow, I wish you guys could see how cool this is.
Yeah.
So cool.
Remarkable.
Now is this possible?
Impossible. I mean, I've always heard tales of what the old builders were capable of.
But this is just you can ask her on your mac and on what I have to explain the specifics, but I think
It's like this headset lets me control things that are booked into pama. Unbeaten, reasonable
There are so many questions I want to ask Harper
It's a shame she was captured.
It's spider-jockey-hinter hall-harp on all the way back to town.
You traveled there instantly.
We can't let Palmo win.
A better get moving if I want to recharge for a while.
That's hope she isn't too far away from the zombie or controlling.
They must be taking harbour to where they put those breadstone-mind control chips on Lucas and Petra's heads.
That's a rush, go first.
Action, move.
I seem to remember they're being a stairway here, though.
You mean it's been removed?
I guess visitors aren't being encouraged.
Hmm.
I would suggest building a tower up there, but that's not going to help you get back down
once you've freed our burned bedroom.
Yeah, you're right.
None another dirt tower for fuck's sake.
Whoa.
Oh, it is on becraft.
We can talk to the others on be.
Take this on be's talk.
Like can we understand each other?
I can't bear that.
Why is it?
Oh my god, this is shit.
We're like the camera fucking changes perspective.
Huh, Clay.
Unfortunately, I can't get it without a pickaxe, so it's pretty much useless.
You tell me, these are other fuckers like punch through stone, and now at this point
like six episodes in, he's gonna be like, I can't grab clay without a pickaxe.
Unbelievable.
they
got to build some new stairs to get points through it doesn't mean it drops they definitely do there they definitely they they they they they
they fucking have used it to build they've used it to build before a crafting table I can make new stairs to give me up there
okay if I can find the right crafting materials that is
That is, it looks like swimpickings around here.
We just use regular sand, then maybe.
Sand.
I'm not the most exciting material, but I can still craft with it.
And then we can make sandstone.
And then with the sandstone, we make the sandstone stairs.
Hahahaha
We don't even make up one
Thought we had less than that
Like sad stuck at every where
Savan was known how to craft. This is canon as well or is on these two craft if...
I guess
You got
Let's see what I can craft.
See, red sandstone.
Sweet.
Enough of these.
I can build my way up there and make sure that everyone else can get back down too.
These are the partners.
We're starting to pass the run, but I'm afraid I need to be going.
Whoa!
He landed up perfectly too.
I've worked the signal to get looped out for a second.
That can't be good.
It's summer team initiated from attracting even more attention.
Is that you, Jesse?
Uh-oh.
Hello, Jesse?
Pama?
Pama?
No.
Jesse, what do you think you are doing, Jesse?
This is a rather silly thing to do.
Don't you take me round it.
Once my creator just made you so, all I know is will be mine.
Yay! I won't create an exit portal!
I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen.
You are rather theory.
Aren't you guessing?
Chop, chop, chop.
I cannot allow your disarpened behavior to you.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god!
All a bunch of happy moms, right?
Let my balance in this room.
Let's play the location.
And you will be removed.
What?
Just... come on.
Oh, Alice.
Oh, he just switches.
I'm a skeleton now.
Oh my god, they're peeing us out!
Jesse, what are you doing?
Technology is so awesome.
And you look so awesome while using it, I assure you.
Did your parents' remains?
Crud?
Thomas, do I my tail, though?
Droncy or something?
Read, initiate, then.
How's he just running in a raceline?
Read, initiate, then.
I'm gonna do the spider.
Oh, sorry buddy, but better you than me.
Oh, creeper!
I am so glad you aren't here.
Farper.
Farper?
He's back in?
Please.
You are my creator.
Please join me, so we may maximize usefulness.
Nothing doing, Palmer.
I built you to help people, not you, Sam.
Just stop this.
I'm trying to make everything useful.
That gives my child.
That gives my unnamed me.
One lie down will of your knowledge.
We may expand to other worlds together
and make everything useful.
If your parents remain,
they'll sign a throne sequence
and re-initiated trade-severting
re-initiated termination sequence
Activated.
I'll put us in that much time, and neither do I.
Game over, can't be.
We've got 10 years to get useful.
Game over, team right now.
Not yet, wait, hold on.
Not useful, my butt!
Not useful, my butt!
Oh, no.
I'm the move.
I thought it was gonna do something, but he didn't.
He didn't make it to the other side.
Why do they lose the bow and arrow immediately?
I'm never going to sign off on this homo.
So if you want to know what's inside my head, you're going to have to take it.
I'm here to rescue you, Harper.
Did you find her?
I'm sure she's thrilled to see you.
Hey, stop me.
Yeah.
You're a little bit.
You're a little bit.
For an idea.
What?
Jesse?
You've heard about how to use much.
There's my original headset.
I think we're signaling to her that like I'm a friendly I'm a friendly zombie
That's what I said
We build third tower!
You can earn play my MP for 100, Jesse.
If they boring game, and I can choose for all.
There, that door!
Jesse, you and your friends, you are only home.
Arthur, you must remove the Rexstone part.
Remove the Rexstone part.
Jesse, what's going on?
You can still save everyone.
No!
I just want to run, I just want to run, I just want to run, I just want to run!
No!
Get your parents located.
I didn't mind.
I didn't see you, darn Tissie.
I think we can make that ten-step useful.
Again, germination sequence.
Tissie, are you okay?
There's no time to wait.
Oh my god, it blew up!
Sounded like you were talking to Harper.
And, Hama?
Yeah, Hama caught up to me, not good.
We need you to get back to the door I just saw in getting side Hama's core.
Jesse, wait! What about Harper?
I think she's already been chipped.
He can still end Hama.
Without Harper?
It seems we're sunk.
Harper's the only one who knows how to shut down that homestrosity.
Hama isn't gonna win.
You do the helmet. He did kind of look like he ate it like we blew up, but he still has it
So I don't and tell me that we need something. I don't know red stone heart red stone heart
It's got deepen. Oh, whoa
Let's just brought back a flash
Those red lights I mentioned before they there are three of them
I read those buyers and I think I
Think they have something to do with the heart
That's all I got.
Sorry.
No, that's perfect.
Thank you.
Thank you, Lucas.
This is destroy these spires.
Well, whatever we're looking for.
Water.
And TNC, I got TNC in my life.
But, well, I don't know if you've noticed.
I have more, but,
Thomas stuff tends to not react well to water.
Three buckets of water.
Let's go wreck the heck out of pama.
Need the way Jesse?
I guess we just keep the helmet on, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Yeah, look it's off now.
I guess maybe we weren't supposed to have that.
the
way high
that's the same as that cold and we got out
the other side of all these miles
so many of them
you guys have anything useful
He always has emotions.
The cookie?
Bro, is this the-
I thought you ate that cookie, is that my cookie?
These are my last potions from home.
I held onto them after our sky city adventure.
A potion of invisibility.
And a potion of leaping.
These might come in handy.
Uh, TNT.
What is TNT not useful?
What's the deal with the cookie, bro?
Lucas, where did you even get these?
Uh, I found them in one of those worlds back there.
Nice. Unfortunately, I don't know how helpful they're going to be.
Haha.
Cool buttons can activate TNT, but I still need some way to connect them together.
The red, the red, the red stuff.
Yeah.
We've got TNT, some redstone dust, and a button.
All I have to do is lay down the trail of this TNT.
Use the redstone dust to fuse, stick a button to the end.
What about the flower?
Ah, f**k!
Reasons left the flower!
That all sounds great, but we're still there!
It's still there!
How are you gonna lay down the TNT without an attack in you?
We should do the trick.
Choose Jesse, quickly now!
I did leaping already, I'll do invisibility this time.
I'll take invisibility.
I didn't see that coming.
With this I'll be able to sneak around and set up all the TNT and Redstone
without Palma seeing me at all.
Don't worry, Jesse. We'll be right behind you.
Potion, do your stuff.
I think the flower is long.
I'm invisible.
Oops, it's still audible.
Holy shit!
I guess so fast.
That was...
Okay
Why did we waste the T&T on the outside and not at the heart?
Sorry.
We moved as quickly as we could to keep up.
We've got to shut down pop up before it sends its forces through that exit portal.
I don't find you, can't you?
I don't know what to do.
I thought we were using the person to speak inside.
I had, I don't know what the fuck that was.
We went invisible,
littered a bunch of redstone in the front,
dropped the TNT and blew up a mop of them and said,
I did nothing.
Lucas, I've worked, give me your bucket.
And we're still not inside.
And now he's taking back the bucket that he gave to them.
Don't worry, Jesse.
We'll hold them back.
What a shitty plan.
We'll finish just in safe patch right now.
We're inside.
Whoa!
Like we could've used the PNC right here.
The three spires.
I'm not you.
I didn't come here to talk.
I'm here to put you out of commission.
My challenge.
Don't tell.
Don't tell.
Don't tell.
I'm sure your plan was too much anyway.
We'll see about that.
I don't have time for this.
No!
Out of my way!
Oh my god that's tighter.
Why don't we just like break one of the lines of the redstone right there.
I don't know if we need to jump all the way out there.
Okay, never mind whatever we got it.
Yeah, you merely can't be in it at all. You're so sure about that comma.
Oh my god!
You're very good at being innocent. I'm not enough.
It's kind of also good of like he had three he had three guys he had three buckets of water
He could have made an infinite source of of water and yeah, I need to he just threw the third bucket of ways wasting resources
But he could have had infinite water and then with the infinite water it would have destroyed the entire computer
From the inside
Why does this feel like a vibe? I don't know why the what
What?
It's pretty recorded
You are cute and significant to worry. We'll see about that
Now something's gonna happen on the last one
He's gonna summon him.
Take sure of whatever.
And we're gonna have a fighter.
I may have underhand him as he's gonna kiss you.
That you're not feeling so confident about yourself now.
Are you?
Oh, I'm petite.
Maybe.
Can I miss my girl?
I'm gonna piece of iron for every time I've heard that before.
You go in the show, or whatever.
Oh, it's hard for me.
It's hard for me.
In person, Cathy, your tenacity, past spirit will out to improve me once you have been made useful.
Oh, I must miss that.
I can't use my last water bucket on Harperball, there's still one tower left.
This is good inside.
Yeah.
The odds of his success will be giving me odd 3,000s and having a 20,000s in line.
Never tell me the odds.
Okay.
Get right in the water!
Get right in the water!
Get right in the water!
Get right in the water!
What?
I'm losing your cool male, are you parma?
Oh!
My VHR!
Yeah!
Yeah, see?
Huh, that was worse than I could have imagined.
Oh, wait, we can't, we can't start macin', this is the...
We can start macin', I guess.
It's not sayin' anything.
Thank you.
Oh, whoa.
Jesse, behind you!
How keen you've acted!
Permission from the call initiated!
What's happening?
I'm shorted on the cross at the tower!
I'm the solo and the rest on hard to save itself!
Get to the Rex Zone Horde and rip it out before it's too late!
You bet I will.
It'll be fucking the line got cut out!
Oh, there's the part that I couldn't do.
We've got company.
Why did I think this would be easy?
You're free?
Tom, you sure you can handle that?
Why keep trying Jesse?
You will only fail just as you fail to save through them just as you fail to read your friends back home
She needs to die now
She's
Bring it you big dumb machine because I'm not stopping until you've been destroyed
destroy you first.
Okay, Petra, let's see what you got.
Careful, Jethy, I hope you know what you're doing.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
You cannot breathe.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
You can't breathe.
Ha ha ha!
Ow!
Go time to fear, I've got to get to that heart.
Can I come here?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I
What's that what's that block made out of?
Okay
Oh, my head!
Jesse?
Oh, me already.
Sorry.
Find it, Akra.
I need you to help me fight.
Oh, my.
What?
Oh!
I can't stop it!
I can't stop it!
I can't hold on much longer, Jesse!
I can't give up, I won't let you save you if I can just get to that horror!
Damn it!
Well, it's dangling grow!
Fire!
I can't even think straight!
Get out of my head!
You're a stupid computer!
Fuck you, you set some mean things about my pain!
Do it.
I can be useful to you.
Fuck you.
Kiss me.
Oh my god.
Sorry, you're useless.
Sorry, Mama.
Yeah.
You're useless.
Yes.
Ah!
What a line.
the
Petron
He stole the heart
Oh, no!
You did it, Chessie?
It's over.
No, no.
Petra.
You should have.
You should have.
You've got the bedstone hard.
We must have suffered their connection.
She's dead.
I have this terrible fucking fuck you were there you
She's okay
Now
Jesse
I tried to
To kill you
He said mean thanks me
All I could hear was Pama's voice telling me what to do
I wanted to fight back I just
You did what you had to do. I'm thankful for that.
It's something else, isn't it?
What is that?
This, this is the Redstone Art.
Beautiful.
And Danger is too, right?
I mean, if it was inside a pommel,
then it's got to be back.
Yes, it's obviously dangerous.
Huh! It probably gets used to make the portal, isn't it?
How are swords? Nothing.
He will abandon it.
Now that the red stone harness and power him,
Hama can't hurt anyone.
No wonder what we should do with it.
They can help you find a way to help us.
No way.
Can I think and help us get home?
Let's go that.
A faster, the better.
That was this going to do that.
When we head to the portal hallway, I'll show you exactly how.
I'm ready to leave this core behind the whole town will be waking up. You should be there and say hello plus this place gives me the crease
Hey, what are we staying or are we leaving?
Are we staying to say hello to the people why did he just what did you just see that? Why did he just why did he just why did he spin around like that and wave to the camera?
You're right.
Chocolate.
What?
What?
I say, it feels really good being me again.
Yeah, it's like the third time this is happening to her.
You're only chipped for a little while.
You're right with the townspeople, though.
It's going to be a much bigger shock for them.
Yeah, it must be a strange feeling.
Just suddenly be awake and aware after such a long time under Thomas Throl.
Oh, they hugged him.
They hugged him and kiss him.
It's you, you're the one who saved us.
Who are you?
You fought so bravely.
All of you.
You guys are awesome.
I don't know if we can ever thank you enough.
I don't know the way.
Eh.
Jesse, you're being too modest.
They are heroes. They say to you. They said all of us.
Harper.
Is that you?
Um, yes.
Hi, Gary.
Oh, wow. He's the real Harry, like from the lab.
Oh, no!
To us, did you?
You did.
Well, I mean, hey, it's complicated. You have to understand that Holmes destroyed everything we built.
Yes, she did that parper made a mistake building palm up. She screwed up and I don't blame you for being upset with her killer
So what we're just supposed to forgive her now. No. I don't think so our first strip is please bear
How are we supposed to rebuild? We supposed to deal with this mess all by ourselves?
Do we just rebuild and forget about what happened? Yes, if our trauma is so not my problem
Yeah
Yeah, well, I think that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, you guys got a lot of sand and sandstone and play.
But you fucking figured out yourself.
I feel like we'll start to feel like home.
Tail walk away!
You'll bad to do all we just remember.
Just one more thing left to do.
It's like me, fuck you!
I guess we keep the heart.
I don't want you.
Damn.
But I've more to hear.
She got exiled.
I know Jesse.
For all the grief we gave each other getting to this world.
I'm really glad we came.
Yeah, Petra.
Me too.
Don't talk to me.
I'll just say, you're fucking through.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Right back where we started.
Is it weird that I'm happy to see this place again?
It's always still pretty creepy, but I'm just glad we're going home.
I know, right?
I've been loving and venturing and learning things, but it would be nice to do it on our own world for a while.
for a while.
Now when we built this place, we also
make something that sort of acts like a compass slash map slash Navigator.
We called it the Atlas.
It helps chart links between the world.
Can I ask you half this Atlas, right?
No, no, I don't.
But, but I know who does.
Guess I should have seen that coming.
You lied.
You lied to us.
You said you could get us home.
Now, now, hang on. No, I didn't.
Killer!
I told you I could help you find the way home.
And I still will.
We just need to find the Atlas first.
Don't you worry. We'll just go right in,
ask for the Atlas, and then you'll be home.
No, must, no bus.
Oh, no. Clif hangers for the next one.
Never so, one says that.
My instincts start screaming danger.
In order to find the Atlas,
we need to track down the rest of the old builders.
Still don't like that name.
How do we find them? Which portal do we go through?
Oh, you don't have to go through another portal?
What you look for has been right here the whole time.
And there you go. All it's waiting for is the key.
She's actually punched her stomach there.
I place.
What if we place
The white pumpkin instead.
Wow.
The ancestors seeking the old builders atlas,
your way home, they're all right up those stairs.
Jesus.
Wow! Wow! And baby, no cliffhanger or anything on that one. Nothing. Alright, let me see what the
uh, let me see what the choices were on that one. The choice is on this one. We're...
Did you make Petra angry in the Porto hallway, 86% of players actually made nice with
their 13% players argued with her?
What did you tell the palm about how you found this world?
49% of players told palm of the truth, 50% of players were uncooperative with palm
Which friend did you unshipped first?
69
0.9% of players unshipped petro first 30% unshipped lukus
Which potion did you choose to clear the path?
This one's kind of fucked. This is just says 33% of people chose the invisibility one. I guess you have to pick a potion
Did you defend Harper? 25% of players did not defend Harper and 75% of players did defend Harper.
That was it.
Those choices were kind of lame.
That one seemed pretty linear. There wasn't really much in terms of choices on that one.
What the fuck?
Not a lot.
All right.
until the next one I guess, another filler yeah that one well it seemed like now we're
back on the right track I guess it just seems like we're doing one giant loop it's like
they get stuck in a portal world and then they have like these miscellaneous adventures
until they get back home and it'll probably just end where they just go back home that's it one
more no I'm not doing one fucking more we just did two in a row that's it we finished the
Last one maybe tomorrow
Gonna say one more all fucking night my god
We get a short that we get like a short thing for like the next one or no
one of the
is a
season one I guess
was the next game you've got planned
I don't know actually I guess we'll see maybe I'll do another we could either do
out or wild we might maybe we'll start Alan Wake we could do like the Alan Wake
and finally get those going I think those are like a big one maybe that you know we
should probably do I guess maybe one of those I don't know I think how much is
I just bought out of worlds because I didn't even have it because it's actually on sale currently on the steam store
It seems like
That one might be a long one some people have put it like fucking 50 hours into that game
That might be a longer one some people have had this 14 40
27 it's kind of all over the place for this game
I don't know how
people will hate you if you don't like outer wilds. Why? Is it just that good somehow?
50 hours of skill issue? What's about exploring like space and shit, right?
Maybe maybe people just got tied up. I don't know. Let me see. How long is
is outer wines. 15 to 20 for the main story. So yeah, there's also apparently a DLC that's
also another, maybe that's why. There's a DLC that extends the playtime by 8 to 12 hours
as well. So that might be why it goes up that high. It's probably because of that. I don't
know, I guess we'll see what I'm feeling. I'm thinking I'm leaning more towards doing the
Alan Wake's just like doing another like bigger game like we did a couple
we did like two small ones today we knocked those out finished them a couple more
episodes of the Minecraft stuff you know so now I think like doing the Alan
Wake's would be good and then afterwards then we go you know doing
another couple like me small ones or whatever, I don't know, it might be a good kind of
like, uh, routine for it. I know that the suit is making you swear right now. No, it's not
that bad actually. Not that bad. I've got the air conditioner, it's not that bad. It's more
like, I'm kind of like, uh, you know, it's not, not a lot of mobility, I would say, but it's not that
I'm probably leaning more towards at least doing the Alan Wakes because I think we could maybe get through a big majority if not get through like Alan Wake 1 tomorrow
And then we can just go straight into two.
So, am I doing the American nightmare, too?
I don't think the American nightmare DLC got remastered.
Only the original game got remastered.
So, probably not.
From what I remember, isn't that?
It's like kind of like small in terms of story.
It's like more of like an arcade-y type expansion.
I think is that one.
So the pod just do like one remaster
and then, and then to, let's see, 13 hours, maybe.
That's what I mean, we might not be able to finish one,
but like we might be able to like,
put a really big chunk into it.
All right, you two decide on my end of the video to hear.
Hope you guys enjoyed.
Thank you guys for watching.
You guys for supporting, for day number four,
we knocked out two games,
and they were pretty moderately cinema, I would say.
They're pretty good.
And we got some more episodes of,
that's how Minecraft done too.
Very nice.
Very nice.
I'm gonna switch up.
We'll switch to some VODs overnight.
I'll be back after I get done sleeping
and probably eat when I wake up
and then we'll be right back to it, I guess, hopefully.
We might get hit with some sub-decay overnight,
So thank you guys so much for hitting the eight K mark on words to nine, which is make sure stop the timer or seven.
Yes, I'm going to stop the timer thinking it's going to pulse up right now.
Let me, I got, I might have to reload in real quick to do it and I see you all on. There you go.
All right, timer is polls, timer's polls.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, right?
I have a good one.
Thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for hanging out all night.
Get some rest, and I'll see you back in the next one.
I don't really know what's actually even playing
on the VOD side.
I think it's, it was silent hill, I think.
The old older silent hill, the room.
And then I think it'll be the dead space remake, I think,
after it.
I don't have the Mario Maker VODs organized into playlists yet so it'll have that, that'll have to happen after I get done with the sub-ethan.
There's a couple of games that I still have to go through VODs for, but that'll probably be afterwards.
Alright, I'll see you guys next time.
The stream's probably going to go down and it'll come back up with the VODs.
Good night, good night.