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Good morning, y'all.
Good morning, Cancer.
Good morning, Duck.
Good morning, JTD.
Good morning, RiRi.
Good morning, Chagachan.
them to chase JC Mr. Mr. M775, Jaden, Beast, Warning, Spyro, why was it Spyro in a while?
Gion, Rufa, Bean Papa, Pollock's and Jelly, Vigabond, yeah go on have a dino dance.
Ricardo, seatones just rolled out of bed, well the shower first and I reset the safety
switch.
So on that note let's see if the heater turns on, doesn't look good to me, looks like it
looks like it's still doing the same flashing lights.
I guess tomorrow I have to call the landlord.
I did only turn the safety switch off for like
5 seconds instead of 30 minutes
but like when the fuck do I want to turn off the power for 30 minutes straight dog?
that's a problem
I also have to start my new youtube live stream
new youtube live stream I haven't updated the stream key for that
so that's a problem
all working on it
settings
oh
mode dashboard
I hope you weren't expecting to cast this shit right away.
It's actually a good game between Marash and S9ND.
Marash bought this win though.
Anyway, I changed my string key.
Copy.
Paste.
Save.
Done, done, done.
Welcome to the new YouTube channel.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I wanna say enough.
Tomo, Awaya, Panda, Kresty, Realm, Daven, Skares, you a live gang?
I'm so alive, bros.
Therabene, Ostrich, Big Small, Bimbocile, Sundew, who else did I miss?
I'm trying to scroll through.
Why, Greg?
Aid Streamman?
Busy?
Where were you, Busy?
Guy drinks a couple of martinis.
He's gone for two days.
Sgt.
You can already hit you, Trash Fuji, Felix, Hayatoma, Tangerine, Sardonic, Chaka Chaa,
Mr. Ballman, Rexoi, thank you for the 4 months, welcome back man.
Koncha Zak, Sleepin' Essa, Walmart, Karnaki, Drini, Corelli,
filthy bogey, cow cold edder, smeagol, no I don't think so lemon, antivief, emergence,
gabriamo, goofy jokes, the boundless bread, cat dog, conversation, mix and five, more
than beast, tomato, I had some great rest mate, the facts took me out, what do you mean by
Let me start that YouTube stream.
Bang!
Okay.
New YouTube stream should be live for the first time.
Mari told me that...
Don't I consume a gentlemanly?
All right, Marui told me that I'm they've posted something on my YouTube channel on my normal one
So I need to look at that. I'll see if that looks like oh
My god, what really adds that up to it's giving me like add settings on YouTube. I've never seen this before
Just put it on automatic
And welcome to welcome the new YouTube channel
Oh god this channel does like no difficult until mentioned doing a post all future use of live streams will be on out under coaching
also live on Twitch, farm your esports drops from me
maybe i would edit out the part that says farm your esports drops from me given we're not
really like farming esports drops on youtube and whatever but maybe it's not a bad idea maybe
maybe there's people that watch every single one of my youtube videos and every single one of
my youtube lives and they don't even realize that i stream on twitch you know like you you don't
even know you're honest thank you for the thank you for understanding the conversion that we've
been through gigalore pug and Zed dead fishy all right our intro song is done
Luciana Bunny hello good morning JP KJ we're Rosie dance why not take a zoo
bring back the music oh my bad my bad one music tight now we got music
Fancy ferret, thanks to the flowers, gentlemanly. Appreciate that. Keep Rosie dancing.
Team, good morning everybody.
Oh, he's trim on Twitch, what?
Blade fan, Stoogs, morning everybody.
Dude, my hair's a little wet, I don't know why we're wearing this jacket with my hair's wet, but I have to fucking hate his no turn around.
Hi Vixy.
Did we wake up late? What does it look like one? What does it look like?
You know, I have exceed.
Ah! Oh my god! It's a... where off to a rough start.
Where off to a rough start. That's going...
That's going through the layers.
You could... you could heal... you could heal the flow of liquid there, couldn't you?
oh god at least there's no electronics on my lap at least there's no electronics on
my lap but just piss me off I've just pissed me off
fuck
thank you ticker zoo
son
was that just water? yes
show you in jx ice stream i was too nervous to say hi
me?
Wee!
Ah, this is Zack.
Someone else.
Okay.
It's turning B in Japan.
Yeah.
Homicidal, hello, thanks for the flower.
The piss won't help with the cold either, will it?
Yeah, it's not gonna...it's not ideal, it's not ideal.
Alright, let's cast Eyes on the game, shall we?
Shall we?
Jon's been gapped by Gashmen, that's a champ 1 pick right there.
Glaipers gonna start spinning and Mirage gaming, they're gonna do what you might expect from a team that has Japanese players on it.
Top tier Korean imports like Peppy and Viper.
And a wide dance, what the hell is that cross hand?
It's the thinking man's cross hand. Just make sure that they wind up inside the circle.
Why do I even bother telling to notify me when you're streaming if it's just not going to do that?
I mean that's one of those questions that nobody has the answer to.
You know, like that's the type of answer that stays between God and Dan Clancy.
And that's none of my business as far as I'm concerned.
So I'm just here to watch the Japanese play Overwatch, you know?
Plus two Koreans per side.
Sanctuary comes out to counter the cage.
trying to hit a big stomp. This man is known for the size of his feet. Unfortunately, this
time around, all he's known for is getting absolutely dumpstered by killing a viper
together on the point. 99D taken down and Mirage gaming in a clean up, a fairly easy
opening map.
Did you copy your crosshair? Alright, let me find this YouTube post that Marry's made
see if I can edit the text on it. Suchi-Chan, you go to my live channel. Honestly, it was
okay having to be like, it's only casting in the meantime. I mean, we've been listening
to some tunes tap master see in the interim. So you're all good, man. How do I wear a post?
It's in the content tab, posts, edit, we'll just get rid of that text.
Save changes.
Cool.
Now let's go back to my coaching channel for the live dashboard I guess.
Did we get any, how many subscribers did the coaching channel get?
Got 167 in the past 28 days.
Which is, yeah that's something I guess.
That's not a lot nobody nobody cares about them lives they're destroying the
algorithm to redirect them to the lines or they're never gonna watch me live on
YouTube again but you know it's okay I'm okay to take the hit there I thought
Kiyoma's a beast he is a beast hello mep tones King Japan fashionably late you
missed our intro song mate
I'm gonna dance, I asked who here to destroy the Agasov machine, it got too powerful.
Thank you Tickazoo for ruining the fun things in life.
Evening Red Ace, Tiger Tap Master C, that seems natural. Drops on yet? I assume so.
You were always on for me.
Um, yeah, they're on.
Hi, Green Shell. Hi, Tech.
Hey Ritzy, hi Ilyce, hi Atomic, answer your commander, ask me how would you give it to him, depends on what he needs it for.
Chatty drives actually end in 8 hours, the game says one day but other places say 15 hours.
They probably end in a day, they probably end on, it would be Wednesday morning for me I think right?
right because patch day is Tuesday in America it's only it's only Monday in
Australia right now I think it'd be too early for the season to end.
Patch day is Wednesday morning for me. Is there a prince of Japan? I mean low-key
I'm a prince of Japan today because Tomathon is um because Tomathon is
streaming after getting into Otobus CS ride but like I ain't I ain't worried
about that I'm like the washed up king you know
onto it you should catch some more sleep or you might get sick what you mean I
I just slept for like eight hours.
I just slept for like eight hours
and I'm gonna sleep for like 10 or 12 more tomorrow.
When I'm done with today's stream,
I'm gonna get straight into the bed.
I might actually stay up for 30 minutes fiddling on my phone
with the safety switch completely turned off in my house
because I tried to fix the heater
by turning off the breaker before I started the stream
and it appears to have not fixed anything
that it's still giving me the same error code.
What was it? 5 green 8 orange? Fujitsu 5 green 8 orange light. Air turners. The hard
reset, try this first. Most glitch areas can be cleared with the full power cycle. Do not
skip this step. Locate the isolator, turn the switch off, leave it off for 30 minutes,
the capacitors in the onboard PCB. Turn the switch on and try to run it in the cooling mode.
Proceed to the airco tables below. Five flashes. Compressor failure. Action. Urgent.
Okay. Urgent.
Let's see, only one.
Cool.
Oh well, hopefully I don't die.
Come on, Green.
It was first map close, not really.
My drive's a finish too.
I can't be persuaded in this current moment.
Morning stealing.
Makes the flowers snacky.
Morning orange.
Hi, Spaguglia.
Hello, Mr. Ante.
How was your day?
witnessing it in real time. Thanks for coming to Mr.on.
I'm thinking you please start the YouTube stream so I can watch on my TV when I go to bed.
Tony, the YouTube stream is on. It's moved to my second channel, my coaching channel.
Yeah, it's on the new channel now.
Thank you so much for my ad-com, thank you so much for my YouTube live.
How do I like conveniently link this?
I can link the channel.
I have no idea, thank you.
Let me give it a go, youtube slash add onto coaching.
Is there like a live tab or something?
Like I'm easily redirect people to where they'll get it.
Let me try it.
because yeah the lives are gonna be like that as hell for a while now
thanks
and maybe we'll go at a calm YouTube live the YouTube vods have moved
move, new channel. Thanks, here you go. Oh, this is an absolute banger. I had no idea,
thank you. Onto Koji, Onto Koji, Onto Koji. Bye, Onto. Flats 2 is live. Not an Overwatch,
I hope. Dr. Marvel rivals with Neville, would he?
I don't. I don't believe you.
Where is he?
He's missing in action.
Can I do this color on top? I've grown quite fond of it.
It is the original IDK. You can't blend in like that.
Did you have a good rest? I did, but I need more. Hey, Nikes!
Yeah, I would love more. I'll get more though.
I'm a little irritated about this flashing light on my air conditioner though.
What are your electronic failures in this house?
Right soon after moving in here, my washing machine broke.
Like some power control board in my washing machine broke.
And now there's a similar power control board issue with this air conditioner unit.
Like what the hell?
What's that about?
What is the place have have board breaking electricity? I don't get it
I thought Flask 2 was a variety stream for him. What do you mean? It's a rerun's channel
Sounds like your power is bomb
I think I'm what's calling saying
What's your name?
My calling.
He said Songen.
That's a good question.
Busy, burguer, you asked the question to catch people up.
How do you answer?
What's the origin of your name?
It's my last name.
Is it in New York or in Oldenhouse?
It's a 2010 build, maybe.
I have to call my landlord, but I have to call my landlord about this one, because that's
really nice annoying.
Thought it was a plan in the name Hunter.
No, it's the start of my last name.
Yeah, and can you show your full legal name and birthday with us?
There's Walter Hartwell White.
All right. Time for the 15 year replacement cycle with all of your electronics break due
to playing on some lessons probably. These air conditioning units are fairly new. They
differ not 15 years old I'd say. They look way more new than that. It was a real nightmare
to get my um it was a real nightmare to get my air conditioner cleaned like to get the landlord
to approve it in the first place this landlord seems really um slow with a real stage and seems
really slow so i'm not really looking forward to um to trying to get them to fix this AC
any address next okay got my job i'm out see you calling and yeah it's uh maximally an
unto squire is is my full name um rush gaming unsurprisingly they've won at other fights
I think 99 divine here they're trying to do something that is really difficult versus a team that's actually good at the Sigma
We've seen this in EMEA throughout the course of you know the past weekend where
When the ice norm is on the Sigma and there's a solid hit scan a solid double flex line behind you
You just feel immortal on the scene you walk around you hit all of the rocks on the magas
You you make the life impossible for now go for Ram. You see him rush gaming
It's it's so hard to achieve. He has to hit this game winning stomp every time
Obviously, there are people that he can catch with the stomp. He can wind up with some players underfoot
But it's a challenge. It's it's a real challenge and right now we're Ash gaming. They're making it look incredibly easy
They're just walking down 99 divine 99 D can never find their opening angle. They're never making it happen
I'm trying to just woke up. We in for a good night of overwatch
watch. Definitely definitely not a good night of overwatch but a standard night
of Japanese overwatch which is good enough for me in my opinion. Space JK
I'm sure you're gonna coach ever again or retire for stream of life. I'm
definitely not coaching again. I'm definitely not coaching you. Not even
the slightest consideration about zero interest. Peppy gonna poke up through
main rock comes into the high ground here but again Peppy's actually got the
late pick on a gachapon just poking the high ground and it does seem like we're
going to see this map end in two minutes this feels like a actual blitz
round where there's just no chance. Untis Coach, quit the game bro.
Sure, sure. Kion in main now he will keep on poking as he's about to have an
overclock at least now 99 divine they have something in an old swing they
have a beat drop to maybe survive the clock gachapon his own clock to match
that of Kion. Kichi comes out early from Orca. Itchy's pinned behind, but Itchy,
while he does have cover behind, he's also not pinned on to anyone, which means
you can't do anything on Naga. So Peppy's actually just gonna shield him off, and
they're all gonna go 5v1. Itchy down he goes. Solus is just solo killed Orca, so
there you go. That's the man that got team Philippines a map over Australia,
I guess. Kion here in main now will keep on poking away. This Doomfist rock comes
out hits from Peppy. There's a Suzu on that rock. Peppy's actually quite low and it does look like a
full kite angle here. Now Marash gaming going to drop a sanctuary in the middle of everything.
It's a bit of a pivot point towards the center of the fight. The players that are behind are stuck
behind. Now they engage again, but Epic, he's stuck in the middle of it all. Got to make sure
that Epic can creep away into a tiny little room. Punch over for Ichi. He's actually going to take
down Kion, but the trades keep on coming. Trades of course favor the defenders tremendously. Now
It's only peppy and orca and well peppy no good in fights like these down he goes
Belka, we're good here
We have G now
Flowers going around in the chat. Hi chicken Belka and a good morning
Yeah, we got we got dancing cats as well damn that's suki's having a bounce morning that now I
We're good. We have dancing cats now. Just one of those. Just one of those.
Flux comes out. Gatchapins used slide early, so Gatchapins is going to die instantly.
TP up the Sakumae trying to clutch is now just going to leave them as more of a liability to be
honest. So, you're poked out by Peppy and Peppy is raid bossing. Now that Sigma has become somewhat
It does appear that Peppy has really come into his own as a king or perhaps some sort
of prince or minor royalty of Japan as he is killing absolutely everybody non-stop.
Peppy is here and he's ready to stay.
Punch comes through, smacking poor old Peppy into the cart actually.
There's a flux as well.
Peppy's got no hands.
Rock comes out, hits the dimfist, but does need to continue carting for a little while.
Lizard angle here on the corner if 99 divine keep on pushing right now. It's all itchy
Nobody really wants to push past the car
They seem to be quite aware of the old situation
But the problem is if you don't work your way through if you don't take a little bit of risk
You're not gonna collect the win. Just gonna be itchy stuck in by himself. Viper now
No ice block will survive but Marash gaming they want to push back out into the open and 95% on Katsune
Russian I got a feeling that is going to be the difference maker Viper goes down before the fight actually so I was gonna kill them
while they still don't have any eyes for Egypt get a punch into the Kitsune rush
beach can it come out from Yangon to respond to August Kitsu and that'll
that'll be all she wrote there for 99 divine actually as they will clean up
Lebron arrive welcome welcome Lenny welcome do you even lift who needs
Belka we've got Adri now perhaps even a court jester perhaps or perhaps a toad
All right, it's in man 70% of another meteor strike just just keeps stacking those out Gatchapon a clock in the pocket as well
But we're ashgaming they are
I mean that still 138 meters up right so 99 divine playing a bit of Doomfist mocking about it's just probably not gonna win them
It's um, it's still there
Pappy now in main, clock comes out for gatcha, but sanctuary immediately to counter, so hard
to get value into that one unless you can push inside.
Pappy has started fighting through main here, we are going to see a little bit of poking
back and forth here as they are all flipping around to the opposite side, itchy punching
in main again, rock comes out, cancelled rock actually, itchy is doing a lot, solos gets
two with his pulse bomb unfortunately one of them is on the blue team Lizard on
cart catches nothing at all flux looks to have caught Sikume hope he's gonna
finish that kill no Suzu for Sikume now I'll push on rock on to the Lucio as
well Lucio hits the floor but does it around the corner Gatsupin finds yet
another trade as well another big punch for itchy and I don't want to get too
hyped but this itchy guy man like I mean is it right to call him Japanese Dark
Because I feel like he's he's doing the dark thing. You know, he's coming in on
Malga, and he's just fucking stepping on everyone finally now. It doesn't work and he's just he's just on doom killing fucking 15-5
Like it's ridiculous concha BB
Holy hammers, is he just dark? I mean it might actually be dark. It might be this might be how dark gets so good
Is he just um he just goes and plays in Japan?
Gachapon now 70% on a clock waiting for a swing timing 99 divine they are just
playing the wide angles but solace has gone down first again don't count them
out though because itchy is a demon on the sticks and maybe that's all we need
itchy will take down epic as the opening pick rock comes through what comes and
goes punch across for itchy now as Gachapon will slide into main the
Checkpoint was conceded throughout all of this.
The carry is dangerously low.
TP's up onto the high ground.
One must have seen him.
He spies the carry's healing cards.
He misses his punch.
Okay, maybe he's not dark.
He has been doing a lot though.
He has been doing a lot.
So let's not pretend that this guy's bad at Doomfist.
Peppy has taken Tsukume.
Gachapon's traded epic, but 99 Divine.
A couple more fights like this
and they can actually win the map.
Clock comes out for Gachapon.
Orca's dead.
Double slide in.
Kion will lose that duel to the clocking surgeon
surprisingly it's just 30 HP he's pinning back to his carry to taxi car
control was lost here peppy stole that one away vipers killed solace off-screen
good punch on to peppy that's gonna get him back he's trying to float up onto
the high ground but he can't do it he's no modest mouse and how are we feeling
weekend or Sunday am I not allowed am I not allowed to feel Monday or Tuesday
hi Shia am I are those the only options for me homosexual like it it's
It's definitely either the picture that you posted, the weekend, or it's Monday, because
I feel good.
I feel good.
But you know, the problem with sleep deprivation is your brain gets really good at convincing
you that you're not sleep deprived, because there's no functional benefit if you can't
sleep to making you feel bad about it.
So eventually you actually do get used to it, not in a functional way.
You become a dysfunctional moron, but you become incapable of realizing that you're
a dysfunctional moron.
So you'll have to let me know whether I am a dysfunctional moron, or if I feel good because
I am actually recovered, you know?
That's what requires consideration.
Can we get a weekday with two green batteries?
How can we tell the difference from before?
Fuck you.
You're a functional moron.
You're talking too much.
It's definitely weekend.
It's Monday.
All right final fight now for 99 divine and look they are completely cooked
They need to touch in OT they've no ultimates and Mirage have all of the car clearing ults
So a clock will not go astray a flux will absolutely not go astray clock comes out first John
Swinging solace dead for the third or fourth time in a row John up on the high ground now bubble slide in
into the sky goes the champ one so Jen and down goes 99 divine for a second
map in a row to green batteries Wednesday green bars day off no control
group it's better it's a better way to say it now there we go okay should I
post in the disco what about the fact that I've um about the fact that I've
I just don't know like I don't know who to ping about this.
So
Sorry cat cat cat. Good morning.
Worth making a tweet maybe? I don't know.
Yeah, probably. Probably.
I could tweet it, but it'll be something that won't get a lot of play.
I feel like nobody's gonna be checking my Twitter for that stuff.
I don't know, I used to have a lesson list.
I forget that it's like a good platform for doing stuff other than chip hosting while I'm streaming.
You're feeling more low dance than dance? Hmm.
I've noticed when watching Japan they have high peaks, a lot of potential in this region.
I think there are some okay players, but the average level is pretty low in Japan.
It's like Pacific, it's like Pacific, you know, it's just, you need to play some competitive
Overwatch, low key.
I don't know, like my YouTube live stream hasn't done much for my discoverability, I think.
Usually my YouTube live stream concurrent viewership during Japan is like sub 100.
you'll get like I'll get like up to like 400 or something during like majors or like
big Korean matches. Korea is like always the highest seed region in North America. Get
like maybe two to three hundred during our radio season in North America, but so like
it'll be a shame if those people like haven't worked out from like the past five times.
You say that, but the reason I saw your live is because under coaching popped up on my
YouTube feed. Yeah, exactly. The algorithm does a pretty good job of recommending this
stuff you know so like if people were watching like the one thing and I've
like migrated it over to the other like you'd be surprised how good like the
the algo is it just like directing your viewers to what the shit that they
usually watch just because of all the little invisible schizo connections that
draw them there like I am new YouTube videos should say during the mid-roll
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. That's a good idea.
I'm not saying Japanese or big in Japan on YouTube, so they're all on Twitch.
Yeah, like when I got the thoughts gone, it's definitely weekend.
It's definitely weekend. As I had your drives go, they were good.
They were good. I won them really fast. It didn't take long. It's absolutely weekend.
When I made my second channel on Twitch, the Unto Our channel, a couple of people found it
through like me promoting it on the stream at the end being like, I'm going to go stream a game
on Unto Our later. But like a huge amount of people found it through like their YouTube
recommended box. Like, you know, the Juno the Martian box? The Juno the Martian box, like the
people who watch you know people who you should watch um that was how a lot of people found
unto our like until i was largely just algorithmically promoted by um youtube youtube youtube yep
weekend weekend weekend there it is you should recommend the lock it's the twitch recommender
box it's the june of the martian box see it's still the weekend you don't have any reply to the
the lock screen notifications yet like it's such a disaster there's just no
time there's just no time and to viewers also watch Juno the Martian
Defran
this this heater thing this heater thing is a real problem like not pleased about
that I feel like it's ridiculous hey camera it's it's ridiculous to call the
landlord to try and get them to fix it without taking that fly screen off and
like going out, going out and having a look at the isolated unit and stuff, but like what,
what do I know? What do I know? It's Greek to me. It's a temperature right now. I don't
know, it's not as cold as yesterday. It's like, it's only 7 p.m. so the sun just went
down. It's like colder and doing like 3 a.m. stuff, you know, like weather. It's like,
oh my God, it's in Fahrenheit. It's 14 right now. Like, it was like four degrees or something.
was like it's like white cold out last night. So cold this morning at three
degrees. Yeah exactly like it was it was really cold when I was rocked up on the
stream yesterday but now it's fine. I burst your one house with the other night
you played really well I told my friend we're gonna beat you and you got
convaled
but now like i look at this like i look at this you should live your ship and it
says yeah like a lot of people a lot of people are writing in the chat saying
they got it recommended but i mean like you know they concurrent you can't
accept 11 like the normal streams would be like
i'm only like 40 or 50 for japan after one year
so there'll be some there'll be some analytic rebuilding to do but like
it's okay the youtube live streams are gonna start instead of like just barely breaking even
they're just gonna start costing me like gonna start costing me 60 dollars a week for the love
of the game i was a pro in counter strike oh really you play hitscan in Overwatch
i guess you you must play you go to 2013 twitch account you're an old man
why do i cost you money you have to thumbnail them you have to pay to get them thumbnailed and
pay marita pay marita like thumbnail and title and arrange them all
stadium time uh i don't know if i'll have it in me today i don't know like i look at the
category on overwatch and it's like shit like there's some there's some big-viewed streamers
right now you know like i think my my viewership could still you know foreseeably go up today because
it's like the Overwatch category viewership is you know I see I see two people that that I know
that I'm probably just gonna instantly finish during Japan or after Japan that's like I don't
know I just don't really want to do a long day today I don't want to do a long day today because
it's like you know I did 20 hours yesterday and 18 hours oh I did 18 hours yesterday and 20 hours
I don't really need to do 3 in a row. Big E is taking a day off. I can take him down 14 hour a day.
Shut up, Ivy Key. A-Clee. A-Tentree. Alright, that's looking at my fantasy scoring.
Capstan was the truth. 53 points. Did you see Golden Payne? It's got like 60 points in one game, by the way.
Is Suki here? Is she missing in action? Skyle was a fucking throw.
I know he has one and I'm keeping him for later, but like shit 10 points in that last like do better, bro
Like you need you need a double needed a double
The support role every every time you've been double these people in too much
Golden pans the future third high score ever
The circuit side of a mouse
DSG speed investor next week. I mean, I feel like dropping this because I need to drop. I think I need to drop the arcade players
I think they have a single
Yeah, like they like they had a double I'm pretty sure they have a single
Yeah, so like if I drop these two like tree doesn't need to be dropped next week
I'll treat also has a single
Maybe gala was a keeper in my head because he was so cheap, but maybe that's just wrong
And maybe this is maybe this Ross is actually like fucked up the future planning because of I don't know
There's like one two three players at the end of the double. I
Don't know like the change here that seems most sensible is like the stall of a golden pants
Is dropping this before price increases for GP smart I thought it would be necessary
I thought it would be I thought it would be necessary
I have 228 total points what ranked puts me at 311 like it's not a very impressive global rank anyway
But this is a roster that was supposed to go over like two weeks not one
Like everyone here was double maxed for week one except for skyle
This is four out of five doubles. I don't need to trade skyle anymore and like the cafe vas and disguise Dallas fuel
Dallas feel like maybe they're gonna get fucked by Dallas feel actually but yeah I think
this one's this one's really hard this one's really hard because I could actually get rid of Gala
I think Gala's one that is worth maybe getting rid of after oh well Gala's probably I thought Gala
was gonna go up in price but Gala lost to one two three four so I don't think he's gonna I don't
I don't think he's gonna do that, you know, like after losing to one, two, three, four,
like they're not going to price him up.
And if he doesn't go up, then
yeah, just going to have him playing a single versus reverse pro, which is
terrible.
It's really terrible.
Maybe I do have to take the penalty then.
How did that happen?
That's fucked, Sookie.
So fucked.
Key tree he'll produce most of the three. Do you reckon if I call my uncle right now?
Do you reckon if I call my uncle right now he can save me from my AC tomorrow?
I'm calling.
No.
No, he's probably asleep by now. It's almost 8 o'clock.
I just have to leave the power off for 30 minutes.
I just have to do that.
Hey, Rosie.
Aiden Kors were playing so bad.
Hmm.
I don't know now, like the need to get rid of tree would like in theory allow you to
tank but GP is so cheap that I think GP just winds up being like the you know
you're probably throwing like you're probably throwing if you don't
take GP right just because of how underpriced he is right now so I think
like if you don't take GP before price increases you're leaving dope on the
table budget-wise so I think it might be a triple trade week get rid of Gala take
the penalty. Calling uncle auntie. Oh, hello. Thanks for picking up. Nice, darling Zelda.
Hello from Korea. Hello, tomato. 8565. Minus 15 is nothing. Has anyone that's one ever
taken the minus 15? GP's just free real estate. I mean, his score was so good. Like, it's
It's a question of whether he's going to replicate that score versus other teams, right?
I don't know, like, I hope he can.
The next week, I think they have easy games and they have wonderful games, so, like, I
don't know, his scoring was too good.
He just only plays ball.
It's too good of a proposition.
1-2-3-4 play twisted nails?
Yeah.
But he's so cheap, right?
Like, he's like 17 or something.
17 costs.
they're giving him away
key
he got like sixty points
in a in a five-minute
was the like
one match
one match you got like sixty points
it's actually outrageous
twisted play she can happen yeah i mean i
i would expect to listen to improve
but yeah
like that i'm interested
twisted with dog fighting with telsy
Maybe I can't have is just that guy I looked at the scores.
Okay.
Yeah.
Marasha just, um, they're just keeping the, keeping the ball rolling right now
from the looks of it.
He's going to be on ball.
So he wants to go badly anyway, but also a new patch.
I mean, is there going to be a patch that either nukes ball or makes golden pants
bad at ball?
Like one of the two has to be possible.
Right.
Like they've seen on.
99 to mine. Fodcari's died trying to touch and there is no touch now. They're just going
all in on the Doomfist or a gambit. And while Ichi does have a lot of aura on the Doomfist,
it's not going to be enough. Ball. That's a champ 1c9. I mean, you don't expect your
clocking surgeon to touch really, but once that trace is dead, you know, all hell breaks
loose.
Dude, I had to do one of these, like, know-your-customer things for the bank. There's like something,
like Australian legislation, there was like a royal commission just like, you know, lack of due
diligence in banking and now every year or two, you just get like a random fucking,
know your custom email where they want a bunch of your fucking personal details,
as if, you know, everything that you submitted when you opened account has suddenly gone invalid.
And I did it KYC the other day, and then like, I called them to follow up, because like, they
literally like freeze your, they like de-bank you if you don't fucking do them. It's like insane
If you don't do them so I called them up to confirm that it was all good and they said yep
That's all resolved all good. I just got a fucking email
I just got a fucking email saying hey
We just need to confirm that the account owner
We don't have any details on this guy named max on the wood sucker
we need a picture of this guy's passport and this guy's date of birth and
This guy's full legal name and it's like what the what the fuck do you mean?
I'm the account owner like what do you mean? You don't know my date of birth the fuck you do like I
Don't get it. I don't get it
It's nonsense I
Hate I hate due diligence
UK's coffee in Australia. They're doing a ban on social media for under 18 most well-organized strong government system
Lenny's the real account owner
it's just it's just weird like 130 fuck you won this stream by a lot that is
actually by a lot wow holy shit kill it all right itchy fod carry that they're
on one now they're actually trying to recreate the the T1 zest dong-aq
dynamic and it's working high double art blue check or monkey please I had my
bank account frozen while traveling. Drooling cats. It's weekend cats. Can you rename drooling
cats to weekend cats? Gets you across Maine now, all got punched into a wall and picked
instantly by itchy. Very bad looks here from brash gaming now they are getting smoked by
itchy on the doom. Fod carry that extra little bit of CC makes the difference. Drooling cats
good I'll pay it. I keep losing my streak to my job, brutal. Absolutely brutal. Just
quit your job. It's it's that simple. Peppy Offsig. Yeah, it's the it's the
Sigma band now. Like I'm I'm talking about it like this situation is 99 divine
changing their comp, playing the doom. I feel like drilling drilling cats probably
better. We can cast this to niche like drilling cats. People might use it like
people will type drawl and pad method and they'll see drawing cats. I think we can cats like nobody
will actually use it. It'll yeah niche naming it's just a it's a recipe for the emo being forgotten
you know. It's like um it's like writing me on arge like nobody's doing it. Fod carries dead,
Peppy's dropped eight Penocticon through the face of 99 divine, little high ground drop for the Doomfist.
Suzu's good actually the punch hits but the damage stun does not so that's nice and Mirage gaming
I mean, they're actually going to take this fight.
So maybe they're not even going to lose the Sigma Burn.
What's wrong with Niche?
Sure, call him.
All right.
Orca, poking, main and at Mirage Gaming, still in control.
99 divine.
Well, they have the overclock, but Epic has the convenient counter.
Just throw down the sanctuary, the second you hear the sojourn singing.
What's wrong?
See you later, cute boy.
Alright, in the back viper, he's still kicking.
Clock is out and the sanctuary has come down immediately in response.
Tsukume first to fall as Peppy is going to snap his fingers and make him nothing.
So, that is a great start here for Marash, 99 divine now.
They are on the run, Peppy's trying to push for more, tries to shove Gachapon into a locker,
but he's champ one, so of course he knows how to drop the shoulder and escape.
99 divine now. Flanking behind trying to find a little bit of something. Peter
were found absolutely nothing yet. Link forward onto the Kiriko. Soon enough TP
forced. Kion's killed Fodkari on arrival actually. A sanctuary comes out for
Yangjun. They want to fight it. They want the smoke. Epic is traded as well so it's
a 4v4. Kion has the high noon. Orca drops a Kitsu. Oh we did that. Ichi's killed
Orca and Epic and Kion though. Oh my god. Ichi, John Doomfist coming in here.
kills absolutely everyone now he's stuck in a 2v1 he will finish off that
tracer psych but itchy I mean the heavy hitting tank in Japan seriously there
is a Japanese player that is really good it's it's itchy it's not it's not
ksg it's itchy I'm telling you I will be pushing this agenda forever 99 divided
one and two that the best tank in Japan is on a one and two team soon to be one
and three. All right. Keon, high noon available. Hard to get that off versus a
doom because you can go flying in like a batter to how it cancel it. Viper's
pre-fight picked the engine. Binding chain onto Ichi. He's taking back shots.
He's taking front shots. He's taking all sorts of shots. Left, right, center. Fod
carry in the back has been outmaneuvered. Ichi goes for the power punch. Doesn't
convert. Gachapon appears to be fighting to remain. No, Keon will fall. Ichi
punching back to his team. Penopticon is mega. Everyone is locked up in that
little cut cage and that'll be all she wrote here for 99 Divine Pack-a-Mup.
Big in Japan.
Underheads will now spread a cheap propaganda for months.
When I say jump, they jump.
Itchy's North American.
What do you mean, Rixis?
What do you mean?
What the hell do you mean by that?
I don't understand what you mean, but he's American Japanese.
The Americans don't claim him.
He's not playing on ping, right?
Like, he's in Japan, he's big in Japan, Keon's killed Gachapon.
And you call out CX for glazing GP, fuck off, Ichi down, 99 Divine.
What?
Ichi is North American seems good massive streaks 110 shit it's a big it's a
big day for the streakers really it's ship time
okay hey just a fella look at my big streak wow that's a huge streak I be
Thank you for streaking. Gachapon rips the overclock sanctuary comes down preventing any kills for gachi p epic and peppy
Affanada kelpis and before you know it 99 divine is staring down the barrel of series point
All they have to do is lose one more fight and I can get up go to the kitchen potter around make some coffee put on a
YouTube video do whatever it takes to get through this one
You don't understand how Marash is better than 99 day
Keon and Viper are both good, Peppy's great at Sigma and you know, passable at like the
Sigma Analog that is Domina. Epic is on Team Japan, he's definitely one of the best supports
in Japan. And, um, and Orca, well, you, you just do your thing. You just be yourself.
Punch over to the point, Mirage Gaming, they are fighting hard, there's a Kitsu out from
Orca, huge damage coming through Viper, Dueling on the point, Ichi's so low, can't recover
the health we did that says peppy rush gaming and throw down a shield in main
epic will kill fod carry and ladies and gentlemen it's a 3-0 what do you think
about fever introducing hydration breaks to honor LA gladiators DPS so it
really is name if it is a personality hire W3 oh yeah it's just another one
you know how it goes. Alright, I'm going to put on a song for you. I think a little
bit of Rod Stewart. I think a little bit of Rod Stewart. A little bit of Rod Stewart and
And then we'll do a little bit of talking heads.
Back soon, I'm going to make a coffee.
Hey, I'm a big fan of the shows.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'm going to make a coffee.
I haven't had a coffee yet, so.
Enjoy the music.
Okay, everyone, I am sorry, I have case so much.
I am going to climb out the window on my staircase um so if I fall I broke if I don't come back
I broke my neck um yeah I'll be right back
That tick is me.
You didn't get my Bruins because you got best of three on your cock.
I
Can't I oh my god, oh shit
Well I didn't die. Hello. Vulture, thank you very much. Oh shit. I got raided. I got raided
for 2,800 people and I was, I'm a moron by the way. This is a balcony. I can access the,
I can access the roof from this balcony. So all I did was I took the fly screen out which
which is like two meters tall, and I can't put it back in.
I just can't put the fly stream back in now.
So I can get through here to go there, to get on the roof.
And now I don't have fly stream in that window anymore.
So honestly, brother.
Brother.
Oh, those are massive pains in the arse to fix.
Yeah, because the blind covers it.
Like, you'd have to take the, you'd have to unscrew the blind, basically.
So then you can do me it properly.
Fuck.
No, actually, fuck, dude.
Why did I take that off?
I know why I took it off, but like.
Did you kick the fly screen off like a vent in a stealth mission or something?
Solid Snake?
I don't think it was installed correctly in the first place.
Like I, it was not that hard to pull it out, I just kind of like give it a little bit of
force.
But um, yeah, getting that back in is like, fuck, ahhh, it's alright, I don't really open
that window anyway.
landlord help our boy. No, the real solution, the real solution is to leave the access
fly screen in the garage, leave the access fly screen in the garage and that's the future
tenants problem. So after this map, we'll take this phone off the wall and we'll go
out on the balcony. No fly screen means you have a better view though. It's like, it's
a big window on the staircase that I never really opened to be honest because it's like
a it's just a I don't know like if I'm opening that window it's during the day when I don't
really need the fly screen anyway you know it's not a big it's not a big deal I'm not having
fly screen on that like this place is this place that I'm in is shit this place is shit
um so there's actually there's no fly screen in my room and that like yeah
it's not it's like it's the most minor inconvenience ever because I've the
first time I opened that window since moving in other than when I moved in
and opened all the windows for a day so that the place would air out a bit was
now like I don't open that window it's in the middle of a staircase like I don't
know there's windows at the top there's windows at the bottom like I did this
whole house is windows that's why I'm so fucking cold enter force versus
Ravati I this is a nice dog shit much ever I'm not even gonna cast it I'm just
I'm just gonna sit here and drink more coffee. It's so fun.
I had to hold the multi-viewers.
Yelling again.
Hi.
The first house has no privacy, 360 degree full on windows.
Hey, if he has.
Scaring all the volunteers.
Damn, live again, respect the grind.
You know me.
Working for the man.
He's some big foot onto Song Hyeon,
and unsurprisingly, M24s are going to be cleaning up this fight.
They did actually give the cap over to Ravardi though, which is uncharacteristic.
It's uncharacteristic.
When you viewed the apartment for the first time, did it have less windows then?
No.
You reckon my uncle's still awake?
Right.
I'm gonna give him a call.
I'm gonna give him a call.
You reckon he's awake at 8.30?
I can answer insane convenience.
Let's give it a go.
Let's see what he has to say.
Boi, you sleeping?
What do you know about flyscreens?
What do you know about flyscreens?
Yeah, what do you know about putting them on after someone took them off?
Well, someone took one off in my staircase, what do you know about putting it back?
Yeah, it's not one of those ones that you click on it off, it's one of those ones that you gotta fight for.
There's a window on the staircase, that's the missing element there.
It's a bit above the stairs.
I'll take a picture and say that that might be helpful.
What do you know about air conditioners?
Yeah, one doesn't do either at the moment.
Yeah.
Alright, that's good. I'll get in touch with someone that can help me with that.
Flashes and flights at me tells me that there's something wrong with it.
Oh, yeah, there's no mechanical movement.
Seems not.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if it ain't, and if it ain't doing that, it's, uh, it's out of cold weather.
And if it ain't doing that is that is that a call the realest call real estate agent? What do you know?
It has
Okay, all right, let me see you. Let me see your picture that window you're gonna. This is a good one this you know, I love this one I
I told you someone someone someone took it off
I think the ability to kill the enemy is really good.
It's really good.
It's a really good way to fight.
Hmm, the victory is 96% in the entry force.
But the rebar team gave up the complete battle.
The battle is really good, so...
Yes, that's it.
The entry force is a little bit more.
Let's see that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Underneath, it was beneath the, it was beneath the blind. I didn't even know if it was in right, to be honest, because it was pretty easy to pull out.
But uh, yeah, it came out easier than it went back in
There's no clips there's no clips
I've attempted that one, but yeah, I don't know if the blinds are gonna come out or maybe
I got a stick in from the outside now, not too sure really, but...
Yeah, the...
Yeah, no, maybe the education could possibly be here, but...
Hmm.
Ah, it sits in the little track.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I don't know how it clips in at the top because of the blind covering up, what's going on up there.
I don't know if it was ever clipped into a track up top or if the blind being screwed in front of it,
but it was just holding it onto the eyes.
Yeah, I had a I had a I had a pun about it because the window doesn't open it like opens like from the top
You can't push it in any further like you can side it all the way up to the top
You can't angle it out the window or anything like that. So it just hits what you
Screw and I screwed the window open with at the bottom side
Yeah
And I don't know. Fuck no.
Well, it's as wound as it'll go.
It's as wound as it'll go, you know, you just can't see beneath it.
you know you open and close the window because that is that's higher than the ledge
yeah so i don't know i'm not sure if they i'm not sure if they put the thing like what
did they they stick the fly strings in before they put the windows together or they don't make
they're making sense at all
no there's there's there's no magnets that's far too high tech to lose windows
yeah
it's yeah can't can't pop the bottom in after it's slid into the top
it's the um yeah it's the problem I don't know and I if I start by trying to put it
from the bottom side then it'll hit the blind so you can't put it in that way
I don't know it's um look you know what I'm thinking I noticed in my room well
There's a missing fly screen.
So I reckon an old tenant might have taken a window,
they're taking a fly screen out in their eternal wisdom,
and then put that one in the too hard category
because there's no fly screen in my bedroom as well
for one of the windows.
All the windows like this.
Yeah, except for the one in my room, it doesn't.
Okay, okay, all right, it's definitely not the people that split the item put in the
the last greens and so there's got to be something that I can work out of it and
it's okay
you see that I like the way you thinking I thank you and I have it in what you
Alright man, easy. Thank you very much. Alright, I'll talk to you. Bye.
I like the way you think I show those.
So who's calling? It's you. It's you. What? Enter Force Big Ravardi? What? Hi, Balsam.
Does my uncle know about OdovacS Japan? He made my uncle who hasn't got a fucking clue
what my work is. My uncle is so far separated from a clue about what my work is. He's more
of a Pacific guy. He's more of a Pacific guy. Someone... you didn't say hello from chat,
He doesn't know what chat is.
Did you say you're casting the World Cup?
Let me see the picture that I sent here.
Let's see if I can show you the issue with him here.
So I think...
I think let me get the picture out you want to take a look put in the disc
Let's take a look
So this is a fly screen this is a fly screen yeah this was in the window see
it's got some cobwebs and stuff because it keeps the it keeps the stuff that's
outside outside when you open the window this right here you see this little
fucker down here this is the source of all my woes this is the thing that is
killing me because what I want to do right what I want to do is I want to take
that fly screen that you see in the center of the screen there and I want to
stick it in this window frame but the problem here is I if I Jimmy the fly
screen up behind the blind there so the blinds up it can go up a little more but
that when the blinds up I'll put it behind the blind I'll stick it up there
However, however, when you do that, you wear on a jacket, yeah it's cold, when you do that,
you can't get it over this little fucking screwy mech down there.
This thing is higher than the lip that you need to fit the fly screen into, because I'm
sure if I jam it up there all the way to the top, I can just kind of, because it's so tall,
I can just manipulate the metal a little bit, you know, like this fly screen is a little
bit pliable it's a little bit pliable so you can defo force that shit in there and then it'll fall
and gravity will do the work for you because there'll be a little bit of tolerance there where
you can push it up to the top and then you let gravity do the work but the problem here is that
this mech is too tall am I meant to am I meant to unscrew the mech for the window
like take the blinds off yeah it's the only options have to take the blinds off
and to do it in reverse so do it at the bottom and then try and force it with
the pliability or to take the mech off at the bottom and dole from down here but
I don't understand how taking this mech off would actually work because even if
If you take this crank off, that is physically attached to the window, you know, like this
thing, even if I unscrew this metal at the bottom, it's physically attached to the window
that's opening.
Take the blinds off first, you shouldn't need to remove the crank, aren't they usually on
the outside?
No.
If you can unclip the roller but not the mount, you might be able to do it easy.
Well, the thing that's like the difficulty multiply here is like maybe the picture doesn't really do it just
Just as because I'm standing like at the top of the staircase here
This is the middle of the fucking staircase like like that window is like at my shoulder height when I'm standing on a step
You know like I can't really stand and reach the top
I can't reach the top from anywhere and the staircase goes down to the ground floor on the left like I'll
I'll fall and die standing in the window frame, you know, like this is a really awkward spot to do anything
This is a really awkward spot to do anything like this is high
And the best thing about all of this is that that air conditioning unit is over that wall
It's just over that wall behind me
And that's fucking balcony next to me because I've spent my entire I've spent my entire life in this house
streaming. I forgot that I'm sitting next to a balcony which has the access to the
fucking roof. Why am I trying to climb out the window on the staircase? I'm two
centimeters away from the fucking roof!
Like I can I can go I can go outside. Just wait give me a second.
I don't know why.
I can't believe it.
Thank you so much.
I don't know why, but I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I can't believe it.
I don't know.
You're supposed to be surprised.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
It's a real game.
It's a real game.
That's right.
You've chosen the last one, right?
I think so.
I remember playing in the game with Nozuru.
Oh, I see. I can see Nozuru's presence.
I don't think so.
I can't see his presence.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
That's a fucking balcony, is what that is.
MMMMMM!
OOOHHH!
Now!
HEY!
WAIT A SEC!
HMMM!
It's just like a claustrophobic movie.
That's cute, isn't it..?
That's really cute.
Yes.
Hey.
Oh, he's a very cute little girl.
Now I'm looking for a break as well.
What are you talking about!?
You're rambling, aren't you?
Yup.
He's my brother's friend.
But I'm your brother's friend.
I'm your brother's friend!
You're my brother's friend?
So..
But what do you mean by that?
What do you mean, I'm your brother's friend?
I mean…
Just because it's a misunderstanding means
I'm looking for a break as well.
That's why I don't have any more time.
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes, I'm a big fan of yours.
Really?
Yes, I'm a big fan of yours.
nice for the flower
hey Zaddy
he flashed on it
It's just too funny, I gotta record this, I gotta record this.
Oh, there's a defense side.
Just me right now, yeah?
We go one, two, three, four.
Well, that took over that 3 seconds.
I'm just wondering how he's going to tie this back to explain in the Dorado trap from
a body to enter for us Kate thinking come on let me you wouldn't believe the
distance between me and that fucking and that fucking isolated switch the
isolated switch I didn't have to climb onto the roof or anything it was like
it is just fingertip reach from the balcony like it's it's it's on the
balcony
fuck I can't wake up again did you get to sleep much not enough not enough oh my
god now there's that fucking fly screen on my staircase I didn't shut that door
Sounds like a troubling conundrum.
Well, let's see if resetting the power on the air conditioner unit fixes that.
Because remember our core issue here isn't that I have a fly screen out.
It's that my air conditioner doesn't work.
It's that my air conditioner doesn't work.
Which frankly, is a bit like Ravati trying to defend first point of Dorado here, where
nothing seems to be working for them.
Up on high ground, Harutun is going to be poking away at the jetpack cap, but what he
doesn't realize is that when he drops down to the ground, he makes himself a target
steady Eddie and he's seen eyes the point hi how are you my god he's done it
what a segue
all right yeah come on notice and like see me more now that I've opened this up
like I all of this was all this was keeping quiet to the notice couldn't hear
me and now I've taken that away so it's gonna be a really quiet map thanks for
skunking it as well as hilarious. Dude, what are the vultures? Like, I feel like the vulture
viewers are all asleep, right? Like, there's, there's no vulture viewers that have left,
like have survived through like 20 minutes of me AFK and trying to climb through windows
and fix flyscreen and talking to my uncle on the phone. Like, I feel like the 10 minute uncle on
the phone segment where I accuse somebody else of taking the flyscreen off instead of taking
responsibility for my own actions. I feel like that was probably the last straw for like the
average Vulture Raider to be honest. Like that was, that was more entertaining than the game.
Wait, you took it off? Wait, that was me? No, no, it was someone, it was someone.
I can't watch a streamer with weak morals, the best part is the guy was trying to sleep,
the guy was trying to sleep, so when I say to him, someone, I swear he had genuine surprise
in his voice when like 4 minutes down the line, I said something to the effect of I
I took it off and he's like, oh so it was you?
Like, I think I have to sleep trying to get to bed because he wakes up at 4 in the morning
every day.
But honestly, like he deserved to get stung by me calling him at 8.30 because he like
perma calls me at 7 in the morning when I'm trying to get to bed.
I don't.
Why did Zhong Wang take off your flight screen?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Alright so now that ice, that break is off and maybe after the enterforce Ravati game
we can turn it on.
What do we think?
Why is the streamer losing his mind over this game by the way?
You think?
Don't say that Kelsey, don't, don't say that.
Don't talk about the temperature right now because it's not something that I can control.
Oh Maritun.
Little cat Bastion tool in the sky, he sounds killed Kirito with his minefield.
continue to push the cart here steady finds Hesty as well and now we're in a 5v3
which means the point is over.
Oh my god.
Addison all ping pong around the cart here but this is all desperation for
Ravadi. They'd need a massive miracle clutch here to get the second point
contained. Suzu for Geisen will keep him healthy from the balls dive and the
second point is going to get tapped in now. Three minutes to close out to close
out the map. It's quite nice here in the UK to be honest. What's that one called? The
shipping one. TPFU Fun. Is Japan another region that has a bunch of washed up or mid Korean
talents who couldn't hang in Korea? Yeah, pretty much. Like Edison is an Overwatch League champion.
He song went to EMEA and got kicked after coming 5th, Songhyun and, is I'm Alone the other Korean?
I think Ravadi is the team that has like 3 Koreans because one of them is a dual citizen.
I'm pretty sure I'm Alone is a dual citizen.
So Songhyun's Korean, maybe, maybe Haritun?
But I don't know, one of the DPS on Ravadi, yeah.
Okay, it's Kirito, sure, we're closer now.
Hisan, he's a skill Kirito again.
See, the Korean ports on Ravadion are very good,
which is why they're about to be zero
and three in order to be CS Japan.
We all move into Japan to become pro players.
Rare, fifth, emoji.
TP, crunchy roll, awesome.
I remember you glazing up Hisan,
and he went to EMEA and came fifth.
Yeah, I mean, I honestly thought,
I honestly thought Hisan could be really good.
I thought that he had a lot of talent,
because he's like a really um, like a really wide um, wide range of heroes that he seemed to be good at
but yeah, it turns out that guy had the personality of the devil
turns out that guy was a real problem
Anta, I sold you and your stadium house
that's the, it's the stadium coach here again, to say his piece
Gyuto is Untouchables' FDPS, no?
if he's playing in park as well, like Australian Masters, that's probably a problem
I love Antiforce purely because of Gacin.
Thanks Bigalore for the opinion about the YouTube live streams as well.
Yeah, Ante, are you capable of doing a backhand spring?
Are you undoing this for drops, Sluginator?
Or whatever the drop-related name is?
Stop it, Engagement Farmer?
Engagement farmers love this stream because I read people's names and read what they say, you know, just
Just say the table nonsense every time
All good. There were a lot of yappers while you're away
Mod spam. Oh, what I mean? Um,
Why aren't you live on YouTube? I'm on something
Do this IRL
Dude like every fiber of my being wants to get back
Oh, hey, lobotomy, every fiber of my being
wants to get back into that staircase
and try and put that fucking fly screen in.
Like, I think I need to get at it with a screwdriver,
to be honest.
I think I need to get at it with a screwdriver.
Fortunately, my screwdriver set is right there,
so it's not inconvenient.
The problem is, if I start screw driving,
well, then I'm gonna be really committed, you know?
then I'm gonna be really committed.
We'll be great content though,
know that it's not great content
because you can't see me doing it.
And because I'm like balancing in the window
on the staircase trying not to fall and die,
I don't have a ladder, mind you.
I don't have a ladder.
It's hard.
It's a high-rl segment.
I mean, it actually would be possible.
Hey Kers, is that the Saudi player? The Flexkart?
Um, I'll get it, he's...
Onto our death stream.
It's like a... that's a kick special, I'm afraid, Tick-A-Zoo.
I can't unsee.
Oh, God.
How could someone using this wholesome burst
even possibly have a bad mental? It's true.
Screwdriver, stair, I can't see.
How tall are you?
The wall don't look that big.
I'm 5'4".
If I stand up really straight, I'm 5'4'½".
Are these high or low cortisol matches?
Do we need an ANTA-R to truly express our distress?
It's over. Oh, that makes sense. I sure knows
Holy shit 5.4 and 30 pick a struggle please for the love of God don't go out like Charlie lol. I'm taller than you
All right, you know the ronto one is actually a good comment
Forms traded up in May right now. Haritun's getting blasted. New Jay is going to get the better all the haritun right now
Hesty down as well. Kirito
Bad half HP as well. Really good damage onto I'm alone here, but interforce look.
They're angling for a full hold, and I'm angling to get my ass back in the staircase, put my shoes on, and um...
put my shoes on, and maybe try to unscrew the thing at the bottom and see what happens?
But it's like probably...
It's probably a bad idea, because if I unscrew the thing at the bottom, then the worst case
scenario is the window is stuck open or something, you know what I mean?
Like if I unscrew the blind at the top, then, yeah, because unscrewing the blind at the
top means I can't unscrew the blind at the top, I'll actually fall and die.
Like unscrewing the thing at the bottom is really doable.
Yeah, to answer the thing at the bottom is doable because I don't have to climb
into the window to do it. To answer the mech at the top, I actually need a ladder.
I can't take the blind off, it's too high. But if I undo the thing at the
bottom and it doesn't work, then the window is open and I really don't want
the window to be open because I took the fly screen out. I can imagine, imagine
the double down if resetting the isolator on the AC unit doesn't fix this issue that we're
having here with the compressor not turning on. The window gets stuck open because I took
the mech off the bottom of it and there's no fly screen on the window. Imagine a triple
dipper like do you not have building maintenance it's a house it's infest it's
a house okay you're probably waste so much time and energy on the bottom mayors
will get prepped to the right thing entire wildlife population is in over
night it's just like it wouldn't be that bad you know like having and having an
open window like maybe I'll have a couple of wasps you know like we already had
I show wasp show up earlier today
Well two days ago Plosson can come in and co-stream with you
I think plossons would hear all the noise and see the light and not come in
But I turn off all the lights and shut the door here so that then the bugs don't come in from the from the light because
Lights on inside with open windows is actual like your you just have to be American to be doing that like that's that's American behavior
I think
Hey Anton, thanks for the streams. It's been tough lately, Iga, Belka.
As long as there's a 7TV, they can help with that Koya. Happy to be a service.
Alright, so let's um... Give me a second.
Give me a second. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Here we have an appropriately sized screwdriver called Jomon.
Let's see what happens, let's see what we can or can't do, okay?
Let's see what we can or can't do.
I forgot to check the audio balance.
I forgot to check the audio balance.
I gotta do music for you.
Is that a hard, hard, or a dreadle?
This is a regular dreadle.
Alright, you want some music?
What do you want to listen to?
You can do magic into Raspberry Bray onto our death stream, onto our death stream.
That screwdriver must have a bad personality.
You know, the thing about screwdrivers is they come in a set to be, you know,
differently sized for different occasions.
This is one that needs a small screwdriver.
Let's see what we can do.
I'll bear it back.
Every time I touch the flash in my hands, it kind of doesn't shift.
So I have to wash them every time as well.
It's a good thing.
This is me if I spend hours unscrewing the bottom to find out it doesn't help.
it doesn't help. I'm probably not going to unscrew the bottom, to be honest.
Okay.
OK, so basically, you know, I said I wasn't going to unscrew it.
I unscrewed it.
I unscrewed it.
But the result was pretty much as you'd expect.
It was pretty much as you'd expect.
Where it doesn't do anything because it's mechanically
fixed to the window.
like the screwing in is to hold it in when you're like pushing the window out or something.
So yeah, I have to take the blind off which means I need to get a ladder and I need to
use a ladder on the stairs because I can't do it the way that it's got to be done.
So well, I know where I can get a ladder and it's my grandma's house.
So tomorrow, during the day tomorrow, I'll see if I can get a ladder and I'll take the blind off.
Get a relative to spot you so you don't fall and die.
Well, there's only one relative. It's just the uncle.
everyone like the other relatives are my mother who's overseas and my grandmother who's 92 years old
and will not be spotted me on the ladder so I think we're good. I'm going to the pub with my
mate on Thursday before Pacific so maybe when we're done at the pub maybe he can come home and hold
the ladder while I kind of like stumble up to the top you know like maybe maybe we can do that
And now the Stekos just has that fucking fly screen in it.
JimBang got you, low key.
If nobody got me, JimBang got me.
Alright, that's from 3 Minutes of Ads, we haven't run ads in an hour.
I haven't run ads since Vulture raided me, I'm losing my touch.
Drunk Man on a Lado has never gone wrong.
Good idea after drinking GGs, yep.
I just found dead.
So how long was it since we found out that we can go through this door to get to the isolator?
Because the internet says let
Give the capacitor 30 minutes before turning it back on it hasn't been 30 minutes yet has it?
How long how long has it been like 15?
It was like the start of the previous map. It was the start of that Dorado
No, Japan is too fast. Yeah, I
I don't know. Let's look at our phone again. What have we missed? There's a couple of
bushfire emails.
Oh.
Oh
Damn when did he send this email he sent this at 7 p.m. Shit
He sent this when I was streaming I
Got a call in maybe I don't have to call him anymore. I missed him
Okay
set a 20-minute timer. It's a bit late for that. I asked my friend if he wants to go
to Korea with me now that we're going to Korea in August and he said give me a week
to work it out. The buzzer deadline is tomorrow. Any chance you can figure it out in say a
a day instead of a week?
Totally reasonable.
Okay.
All right.
Can we can we get a read on how long it's been since I turned off the the isolator any knowers anyone tapped in on this shit?
Like let's check my VOD
When did I leave?
Like Xavier was here, wasn't he?
He was right here
Go to my own VOD
All right. We're currently at an hour 53
At an hour 41 I was casting the game and an hour 33. I was casting the game
Have I been have I been outside at this point?
Yeah, definitely I have. It's been 20 minutes, it's been 20 minutes, okay, so the only other
option with this fly screen is I bend it and maybe break it. Can you go outside again?
Japanese over what's fucking boring? Suboptimal ads? What do you mean, was he? Hmm. Sensor
Gigi's phenomenal when did that bit happen? A couple days ago. I don't know, I'm just typing.
Oh
Sure
Sure
Would not risk bending it too much now use the middle they use the middle they use for that cracks super easily would not rest
Okay so the blind is coming off. Okay the blind is coming off. Bend it like Beccombe.
Sully. Yeah I know football. What of it? Oh good a push map. That gives me the
perfect 10-minute timer to go outside and turn the isolated back on. My reaction
time to enter 4's banning life weaver xd onto our own, oh no, we gotta run down to the electric
avenue, and then we take it higher, I do want to ban it back into ticker 0, really I do,
I like this new milky email, let's save it and put it on the channel, this email I like
it. It's in the onto R downloads folder. Alright, we'll do it after the map. What other tasks
do we have? Because I'm really behind on all my tasks. Are you not able to put it back
the way you took it off? No, I'm not because the blind up the top blocks me from putting
it in at the bottom first and when I put it in at the top first it it looks like I have
to put it in at the bottom first and then bend it at the top a little bit like give
it a teeny bit of flex at the top usually you would put it in usually you put it in
at the top first and then like gravity allowed to fall in but that doesn't seem to work because
of the because of the shape of the little screwy on the off your thing that they've got at
the bottom it's it's too tall it's too hard to get it in I'll fuck around with it a little
or more maybe in the break just to make absolutely sure.
Can you put it at the top and then twist it behind?
The window doesn't open like side to side.
It opens at like a 90 degree angle.
I mean, it opens from like, from the top
kind of like arching out like that.
So because it does that,
I can't stick it out the window at any point
because the top never opens really.
Never opens in like a meaningful way.
So I can't really like give it a good twist.
It's shocking really.
Just looked at Likropedia, every team has 2 Korean Imports? Yes.
He did the Egyptian dance? Look at that.
Can you play Among Us? You know I like never really played Among Us.
I played Among Us for like 1 hour once with my friends when it was just birth there.
That was the only time I ever played Among Us.
I remember we were playing on Discord and we were like our webcams on and we were screen sharing.
One of our friends was playing in the dark and he got the
imposter or whatever and his face just goes bright fucking red because he's
playing in the dark with a webcam on and you can just like see the reflection of
like the imposter screen when he loads in this fucking awesome no idea how to
play the game but clock clock that bitch real quick
that's my only real life memory of Among Us to be honest Among Us birthday party
I mean it was COVID you know you couldn't see your friends in Australia you
you wouldn't have to go outside. You had to do something like you had to do something
to hang out with your friends, you know. Legally not allowed to go outside or you get arrested.
So you know, is what it is. All right, form comes out swing forward for Harry
Turner. Ravati have quietly stolen 18 meters through this. They're actually pushing a little further
forward now as well. Among us stream at the tier three chat is Melbourne COVID. I mean,
COVID is such a nightmare. I skipped a lot of the Melbourne COVID problems by going to Atlanta
and going to a place where COVID didn't exist spiritually, of course. But yeah, COVID was
like so, I mean, it got me my job and I spent a lot of time inside anyway, so it wasn't like,
wasn't as bad for me as it would be for someone that's actually normal. But yeah,
actually, they ever got recognized in public. Pugs, Pugs recognized the back of my head when I had
that big fucking filthy mullet when I was in my local RGA, and then didn't say anything about it,
didn't say hi to me at the time, and then asked me about it when I was typing in lights, Twitch
chat during the night and I didn't know who Pugs was at the time so like Pugs
just like soft and doxed me for where I live when I was typing in live to Twitch
chat one random night and I was like who the fuck is this guy what the fuck is
what but outside of that no I've never been recognized in public day one of the
new apartment yeah like frame frame one of the new apartment in 2000 and like
was it 2025 and pugs is just actually would have been 2024 bro fuck time flies
um and pugs is just just iroh ganking me i saw you on totally normal thing to say
to someone in a twitch chat when you've never had a conversation with them
before like it's actually multiple deaths here for enter force
Edison is really trying to kill the Sun here on must have it out for him pulse
comes out for steady she can kill Harith instead maybe you can kill the
the rest of them now. I know Pug's the type to just dead ass into yourself for 15 minutes
before approaching. I mean, I saw him like a year later on the street as well and I saw
him like give him, he was just fucking staring at me. So I looked at him and like shrugged
it, you know? He's like, then he came over. There's some fucking guy staring at me from
across the road. It was Pug's a second time. But the second time he had the stomach to come
up and say hello. Haven't you seen Scorch? Someone getting boxed by Eddie, he's gonna
shit out his mines for no reason at all. For great reason, he's just juked Eddie with that,
but the fuck? He snapped Eddie's ankles high, he actually got out, and Eddie died because
he didn't want to recall into the mines, go up. Now, Haritun, up top. That was insane.
Now, another form, cats really low, I'm alone. Will I actually live to tell the tale though?
Me to Averlin Customs line in Chilm when he was at my flat?
No, I mean like when you go to like an international major, like that doesn't count as getting
recognized in public, you know? Like when you go to, when you go to like an international event,
like everyone's there for the gaming, like obviously people are gonna recognize you because
there's a billion people that are there specifically for the gaming that you're involved in in the city,
you know? Like, if we're talking about getting recognized in public, it's like a random stranger
on like a random day in your home city or whatever, you know? That's, that's getting recognized in public.
But yeah, like, you know, you see players everywhere and you see people from the pro scene all the
time when you go to these events Edison will take down three stream streaks wonderful Chris
just waiting for the drops question that accompanies it bomb in the sky for new jp needs it but he's
probably not going to need it this is just dumping damage in a hurricane hasen is going to chase and
finish that kill that's going to be one for interforce here roll on through the back line slam
comes out no kill converted off that one though he's some rolling through main trying to find
another target to kill. Pulse goes completely wide. Katnap comes out. He's so I think got hit by that. It looks like he's
something stunned, but looks like he's also not going to die for it. He has to definitely start a podcast with his voice.
No, I'm just, um, I'm one of those dudes that, uh, you know, like the podcast tax where they're making 30 year old men pay a 10,000
percent tax on podcast gear. That's, that's what I bought. I bought all of the, you know, there's the podcast,
one-curve microphone stuff and I'm supporting the podcast tax, but even then it's way harder
to get recognized for the average ball cup blackhead Korean as opposed to my fiery, hairy
coat Hunter, cry. He's eye candy on coach of all the yummy, yummy Joe Campbell. Can't
stop, can't stop thinking about Joe Campbell, really. Edison in name now, going to chase
after Sunghyun. Really tough situation right now for Ravati to be in as they are getting
Smoked rolled etc. Edison can't stop getting the melee finishes as well
It doesn't even need to reload because all he does is just keep punching the wheel
Finally he misses a punch and that means that he runs out of steam
But he can just start chasing the enemy tracer instead Kirito's half HP
Haratun is in big trouble. He drops the bombs not gonna save him though
Instant pickup as well from the cat bastion people are getting really good at doing these mid-fight cat bastion pickups
Gaysen takes down Hesty as well 5v3 Kitsch if we remain
Tracer, not long for this world that seems recall, leaves Kirito behind.
Haritun!
Genji, hello, I'm Yuukiya, everyone.
Say hello to CosmoJu's Underscore 1 and be nice about it.
Edison takes down Kirito in the back, starts to stagger out.
Tracer Kichu comes through from Hestia, but they are going to immediately kite out that layer.
So that is a nice, easy one for Interforce.
Gacin's dead on the back step at Rages.
No precedent for this whatsoever.
Haritun is going to die though as Njoojay takes him out.
him out. Newjay pops the bombs during the Bastille. Hestie will be cleaned up. It's still a player
advantage for Enterforce, but Ravarty have done a good job to take the fight that little bit away
from their spawn so they don't get fallcapped yet. Thanks for saying hi everybody.
Tick-a-zoot! Go back to being nice. You don't get to take a week break from doing that.
Edison, no recall now. Kirito dead. Newjay on the advance. Enterforce, a form timing in spawn.
Hesty will fall 115 meters. We're getting pretty close to me putting my
putting my shoes on and going back outside and flicking that isolator you
know. What's agar high? Thank you for the welcome guys. Let me show you Cosmo Juice.
Let me show you. Sounds like you need to get on the 7 TV wave just as a just as a
little primer. But yeah let me show you what agar high is.
Okay so Edison chasing after the tracer bodies on the point here for
interforce bravado. He are still touching though as they have pulled the cart a
a little bit away from the full cap zone. There's mines all over the point as well,
making it a bit more treacherous, but this may be the moment. No, it's not the moment. There's
another touch for the cat and the wheel. The bastion is forming as well in the back. Why
does it have a catnap? Oh, it doesn't use the catnap. That's I'm alone using the catnap. Edison's
going to blink away from the cart saves himself. I'm alone now. Incredibly low on the cart. We'll
get away. Harutun taken down by Nj. Form timing again for Nj as well. A couple of shots over to
the side, but can we please finish them up so I can show this new chatter of what Agahai looks like?
bombs all over the place on cart huge damage on the wheel
he's on rolling around around around he goes where he stops please
capture the lap and get Edison with a pulse kills himself as well
maps over finally even the nine months welcome back the baby's name is
Edison all right let's show them this is agahai
you see when everyone is saying agahai you said hello i'm new here
there's a purple tag on your name that says first message
and then everyone says hey guys first time agahai
First time. Aga-hi! Aga-hi!
High hand! Aga-hi! Aga-hi!
Igbo-tikazu!
Your chat is shoo-trait-ish.
You should get 7TV and it makes the chat much more entertaining.
7TV is really... it's fun. It's fun for Twitch chatting.
Alright. I am going to flick that isolator, which still requires shoes, not because it's
Oh, so far.
Because the balcony's getting, because...
He's about to be his partner.
I think this structure is quite big, but I think there was a scene where you couldn't open the door.
Oh, no music. I forgot to cap the music.
Hi.
Gil.
It's just made a couple.
Whoa.
My air condition is like pulsing.
It's alive!
It's not on, but it's like.
Oh my God, it's twitching.
It's like a corpse.
It's going, gah, gah, gah.
What the hell?
You think I can turn it on?
What does the, how long does it take
for a compressor to start?
How long does it take for an AC compressor to turn on?
Three to five minutes.
How long does it take for an AC compressor to turn on
from the isolator?
AC compressor takes three to five minutes
to turn on after power is restored to the isolator.
The deliberate way time is an automatic anti-short cycling delay program needing a thermostat
or outdoor control board to equalize refrigerant pressures and protect the compressor.
Okay, let's give it a few minutes.
Cool.
Have I given you music yet?
Yeah, listen to Baker Street.
All right, we got three to five minutes of pause chanting, which sounds like a little
bit of time to fuck around with the um sounds like a little bit of time to fuck
around with the old uh you know fly screen if you ask me I gotta wash my
hands anyway right
Okay, so a few things, a few things, a bit of this, a bit of that to discuss.
So first off, we got a new emote.
Let's add the new emote before I forget because I forgot like three times.
So let's go to the subscriptions page and let's go to the emotes page and let's give
you the new emote because like you've been eating that shit and we all know it.
So enter R, enter R, should now be live.
That's number one.
Hey, Merck.
So number one, enter R is alive.
Number two.
Well, I wish I had access to my entry mode.
I need to spend all my pocket money on medicine for my mother. What a noble pursuit.
So, does it need an extra A? That's right.
That's right. War. Alright, so that's number one. Number two, the fly stream, it's un-gimmable.
I don't have the facilities, but I think if I take off the blind
Maybe I can do it
maybe and
frankly
That's all I got
That's all I got is is a maybe a thought in a prayer you should go do that right now
No, again, I need a lot of for that one. I'm like I'm an idiot, but I'm not an idiot that's gonna kill himself
himself trying to put a flash screen on a window that he doesn't open.
So I'm going to let that one slip through to the keeper until the ladder circles back
around.
It's just going to get added to the list of things that I never do.
Onto to the rescue.
I mean, I can get the light on myself, but you know, to be honest, if I say, oh, Andrea,
before you go to work, next time you're going to come by, help me with this, he'll just
do it for me.
So that'll probably be my end game solution, realistically.
Next, what's next?
We're going to find out if my heat is still broken.
Now that we've reset the isolator for a good 30 minutes, let's see if it turns on or if
it still does the status lights at me.
Looks like status lights to me.
Looks like that isolator reset.
That looks like a no dice.
Okay, so the ultimate conclusion, we took the fly screen off, we reset the isolator,
there was no purpose to the task, there was no purpose to the task, because it still doesn't
turn on.
So we're exactly where we started, minus a fly screen on the window.
So yeah, now I have to call the real estate agent.
Well, it's going to be a cold few weeks.
It's a good thing that this isn't the week where, yeah, it's a good thing this isn't
the week where I have to stay in this room like constantly for an entire month actually,
not a week.
Oh well.
well. You win some, you lose some. Just buy a little heater from Big W or some shit. Those
Space hitters are like...
Oh god.
Damn!
Okay.
That sucks.
That sucks.
Um...
Hmm...
you live in? I was really hoping we were going to strike gold with the old isolated tech.
That's a real shame. Alright, what next?
I want to get to the bottom of the error code that it's giving me.
that you know like all the all the conventional wisdom is reset the thing as your first protocol
but that's not the last protocol but how do I find the model number for this fucking air conditioner?
It's on the side I think I just need to use my camera let's see what we can do here
done done I love I love modern cameras modern phones and the ability to press
the fucking 10x zoom and just have that is a ASTG09 Luca
ASTG-09 Luca Operating Manual Compact Wall Mounted Type
Doxxing the air conditioner
Blessing your um... Frawl? Blessing your OWS loot box
Gachi please
Onto loot box
Good luck Frawl
Alright
Error codes
Error codes.
Hmm. Safety precautions, features and functions, preparation, operation, adjusting, circulation,
human sense, a powerful economy, heat, manual auto, on off time, the program time, cleaning,
troubleshooting, 21. Like there's one page for troubleshooting, bro. It's here. That's
That's not there.
It's the one that actually labeled 21.
Noises heard, smells, missed or steam,
FOS wiggle stops, water's produced,
doesn't operate at all.
Has the circuit been off?
Has it been a foul?
Is the intake girl completely closed?
C page 19.
Like it doesn't even give you the error codes.
What help is that?
What help is that?
Pull the tab open on the Intake Grill.
Open the Intake Grill.
If it pulls up that way, fix it with the grill stay.
Clean the filters.
Clean the filters.
Like I won. Oh. Oh. Whoa. If the Integro is not completely closed, the ignition will operate and the lamp flash is shown below. 5-8!
Wait!
I
Hold on
Yeah, baby, we're fucking we're wearing t-shirts and shorts tonight
what the fuck do I care if I'm cold who cares with we're burning money baby
hey Jake
700 electricity bill, true sparky
Hi Dwippy
We're setting the whole fucking world on fire today, baby. I low key have to put the shit over this again
Don't fight my electricity bill
These shoes have got to go as well
I can't get in.
God I can I can feel the wall there. It just started blowing the wall there
Just started blowing out of the fucking unit. Do you know how good that feels?
You don't know you don't understand this room was cold man
This is a half-baked solution, this isn't how it used to be.
Oh my god, I'm just bored of running.
It doesn't want to run straight.
Look.
It's like that.
Oh shit, they're on
Why is everyone on Pride Month-ing?
I fixed it.
I'm so confused.
Does Anthony know that Chilis make his legs more cold?
What are we doing here?
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
Oh it's you Twinks, that's all.
Alright.
Okay.
Welcome to Japan, everybody.
I fucked up the blind.
This is, yeah I'm not done with this, this component of the mission.
The board on my left is, is trouble.
Alright.
oh it's a team with the...
speaking of you didn't lose the twink build
what do you mean lose the twink build? no fucking twink is my size bro
twinks are tiny
I'm fat like what do you what do you what do you mean
there's no
there's no male twink that weighs 80 kilos like
That's not a thing
Top dragon up in Maine right now
Yeah, totally like KSG
He's nice and forward you twinks. They got 10% that might be all they could for welcome Sotra
Dwippy asks are there drops right now? What do you think? What do you fucking think?
Rookie all right kids who across the point ah is 90% on his ulti has it now Nico's gone down first actually
You be beaming forward you me kills cloud as well
It's three for the Twinks and nothing for the rest and we might be sorted yoti running it in now the Twinks backing controls
Five foot four and eighty kilos
It's like, where does the weight hide, really?
Hainoon comes out from develop, peek and spawn, and let's see what the twins can do.
Twins who are in control, drops don't exist, they're all AI hallucinations?
No, no, no.
The drops are very real, and you can get them here with a smile.
TP forward for top dragon now, but Cloud has died on the rotation, so Varyla are already
fighting 4v5, and I wouldn't want to force a fight with a twink and a 4v5.
Rock on to KSG as well, get absolutely decimated by Yumi, Flux comes out, no counter Rock for
KSG, he is getting gapped right now, he's getting bent over a barrel.
Oh my goodness, drops with a smile like that one song?
Shock, shock, shock, thank you for bringing back Shocked Pussy Bringer, I missed it, dog
walked, I mean genuinely, genuinely getting fucking dominated bro.
Ah Skar, did you just get here, you missed a whole, you missed a whole segment, today's
stream has been.
very eventful. A thin mask. Shocked is coming back, I hope so, because Shocked makes me
happy. Shocked was the first 7 TV emote that I saw in like Pirates Chat where I was like,
I like these. I'm gonna do this in my stream. Like, lots of damage coming out here from
Slay. Shocked's like lowkey started it all in my brain for me with this shit. KSG swinging
around now rock comes out backline rock so much domaggio on the ground yeah just
got here can we bring back the AC bit we fixed it we fixed it we read the manual
we have unfortunately broken something else in the process of attempting to
fix it but like that's life you know that's that's just life retake for
double support ultimate on the cards. KSG close on his flags. Niko overclock
available. Good damage through. Into the back lines you go forward, you can keep
you back. Exclamation mark ADHD. Listen if you if you try to resolve a problem if
that's ADHD then that's a that's a you issue you know that's a you issue. Stop
it with this EU bait lovely. Stop it. It's like you've done it twice like I
Just put it away. Put the put the fish away. Okay, Nico charged rail kitsu comes out across the point the APD
Oh, they'll need to fight into it
But they'll have given the flip double support ultimate for the Twinks. That's game losing stomp misses 4k
It doesn't miss he hits it, but Yumi is alive anyway. Yumi gets rocked flux all the Suzus out. This is bad APD
Oh, he's no
U twinks they had a chance but that double support ultimate is gonna kill
them they get the flip for the kitsu but then they also sanctuary disaster
nothing ever happens it's Japan all right all right I don't know why I get
excited for these games when we know nothing happens let's try and Jimmy this
I'm here for three reasons.
The tunes, the drops, and the spins.
Somebody, can someone make that an iconic chat?
Maybe it doesn't resonate with everyone, but I think it's a really great message from
Skyl.
I think that belongs in the iconic chatters channel personally.
I think that's really good.
We good.
You know, that's, it's not the usual iconic chatter, but it, it pleases me.
Resurrection the Twinks are not back they're not back and they're not gonna
be back either. With the three reasons, the tunes, the drops and the ad-ree.
You me poking through main now trying to find an opening. We're at 50% on the
flux here Kase. Oh my god Slay's taking a beating. Develops kill Cloud. Niko's get
as well. Slay on the run can't get bucketed by anyone else.
Tracer peeling it on the back you need to finish that kill we go to you like what what
Kill comes through flip comes through for the Twinks
All my good law was really good, but nuclear got a job or something I think I'm not sure what happened to nuclear
But I feel like nuclear ain't around in the way that they used to be
Nuclear used to be here like fucking 14 hours a day and nuclear was carrying. Oh my god law and low low low
But nuclear maybe I just fell off like maybe I just fell off low key
But I choose to believe that they got a job. All right push forward to KSG now running down that Cassidy develop incredibly skinny doesn't get here
There ain't no
Okay for the drop stay for the eyes. Great. Oh
It's gonna take down Nico now rock comes out shield is out as well in response
Three for one though and Varel well that they're gonna be back in control at a moment's notice
I've got banned from twitch and instantly started searching for a job
Yeah, nuclear actually actually the best thing that ever happened to nuclear was getting there
They got an offer during the discord pugs if I remember correctly what they were playing the discord pugs and they got a job
Off of like live like people were there to see see their moment that their life ended. It's fucked up
Okay
Alright, KSG is right here in the main at the moment.
Stomp comes out, Slay will catch, Flux is on in kind, Yumi is going to hit the floor,
and despite a very competitive early showing for the Twinks, you can rest assured nothing
ever happens.
Varyl, pressing into the spawn now, a late stagger would be brutal for the Twinks, make
their final touch much more awkward.
Top Dragon is actually going to get picked here, Flux is going to come out from Yumi,
Rocks a mess but the Suzer is good.
Maybe the Rock wasn't in the middle side.
I don't know. Looked like the Rock didn't hit though.
Alright, Yuumi now. Forward again.
Slide out for the Sojin.
Trying to finish a kill here.
Niko's in big trouble.
Down goes Niko. Actually, as Yoti will finish that kill.
Looking for more.
Daryl rotating around the side.
There's a symbol on the point that Slay's dead as well.
Trade onto Develop.
I want to call it a 4v4 but I haven't been keeping track of the kills very well.
Pulse comes out onto the Sim.
Pulse comes out onto the Sim, but this is really tough for the Twinks, because Niko's about to be back with that Overclock, and uh, just used the Sanctuary to no avail.
Top Dragon's gonna kill Yoti, TP across, big damage out onto the Kyureko, Overclock is out for Niko, Headshot onto Yumi, Stings, another shot out onto Ah, now, and Top Dragon will finish that kill, and rock onto APBO.
Say it with me now, folks. Nothing ever happens.
Welcome to Japan, ladies and gentlemen,
where we watch 3.0, 3.0, and 3.0 from Parallel every damn week.
So the blind is like, let me show you the conundrum.
Can you see it? Let me see what you see.
Okay, so the blind right now, you see how it's got like some little gaps in it?
You see those gaps? Those didn't exist before.
And it's like bunched up on the wall. You see that? You see that bunching?
You see how there's like a bunch of them overlapped?
I just need to like...
Jimmy it a bit. I need to...
I just need to spread it out bit by bit.
and at the same time probably lift these boards because they're heavy and they stop
and from moving and they make the gaps exist so they stop gravity from preventing the existence
of the gaps um so let's get some let's get some tunes going again
i like this song so it makes me happy have you tried boarding it up like a condemned building
i was actually gonna take you see there's three of these boards here i was gonna take one of the
the boys are suspended on the rack for the railing for the blind but obviously that's
work and all I do is stream so you know it's in the same category as me putting the fly
screen back in but I took off earlier today it's just not gonna fucking happen for like
two months.
All right, I'll be, let me go Jimmying.
What is the reason for this?
I don't know what the reason is.
Yes, it is.
It is the reason for this.
It is the reason for this.
Yes, it is.
In contrast, we are not the people who are not in the last minute.
Yes.
I am the official king.
I am the king of the barrio.
Yes.
How's that?
Looks good to me.
Looks good to me.
I see no gaps.
Worlds are colliding.
How much for you to review big Tonketea?
Question.
We're back, as always.
It's the face of the team right now, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's very cute.
How cute?
It's cute.
The winks are cute.
Yes, it's cute.
The colors are cute and cute.
The team members are also cute.
They are very cool.
The color of the winks...
Oh, is that so?
The color of the winks is used in the winks.
It's very different.
Yes, it is.
I think we're good. I think we are finally good.
Did you manage to fix the screen? I'm glad you're invested. No, I have to replace it.
Well, not replace it, but I have to take the blind off to put it on. So it's an odyssey.
It's an odyssey. What about the question? How much for you to vodka with your big tonka tea?
Is he playing in the tournament? What's the deal? Is he playing in that burger thing?
What is under gay sex and where did it originate? Ask him the big questions. Ask him the right
questions.
Who's channel is this added in it's in all right because it's an after-sales channel from the
other watch like era is there it's 106 days I mean I just don't think that this like what's the
point you like you want me to review big donkete right like what am I gonna watch I'm gonna watch
someone that like doesn't play Overwatch and like hasn't played Overwatch just like suck
it Overwatch like what's that I get that you know I get that like he's famous so you
want to see that but at the same time he just don't play Overwatch like what are we expecting
he's gonna suck like he's gonna suck maybe it's like you know it's good it's good content
or something I guess that's that's what the content brain is supposed to say is is it's
good content so I should do it but you know I'm also like I'm a donkey so what
do you expect what do you want from me okay you think now Sigma on Kings Row
we're just taking a similar match up probably gonna see this again and again
because I believe this is the highest strength comp for your twinks I feel like
this is where they they saw most of their success up until this point so
KSG now just gonna keep on poking up top trying to hold onto this space push
forward rock suzu actually forced out via the rock alone ksg gets rocked but he falls to the ground
uni and we can't finish a kill off the basis of that so honestly u-twinks trading one for one it's
not the end of the world cloud will go down uh will be traded so it's it's an even situation for
the moment but the twinks they need more than just an even situation they've created another one for
one trade but that's healer's gone actually for the side of varrel now they have to play really
slow point pressure is going to be a big problem for them from this point onwards they're really
going to struggle so it's not easy at all for the side of the twins wait did I unplug my light
or did I never turn on my light maybe I just never turned on my light today I've probably been in
the dark all of today do you want me to fix my lighting? I've had one of my lights off all night
how the twins doing I mean they're putting up a fight they're putting up a fight but they're not
But they're not goaded, you know, they're not the best.
All right.
KSG here is going to do a little bit of poking, recall back,
and, well, the Twinks, look, we're two minutes left
on the clock now.
The Kitsu from Cloud was a little bit roast.
They don't finish a kill on that,
but APDL is, of course, matched in that regard.
So now they're all happy to cling on to the point
for as long as they possibly can,
waiting for their timing, waiting for the Twinks to make their move.
Rotation underneath it's a TP flip trying to make something happen that way.
The Varyl even lose maps in this region. Sometimes they do, but they never lose matches.
Like they win every match all the time. Niko's gonna kill Yumi up top,
and already that is just going to completely shut out
you Twinks from actually getting anything done here.
Rock comes out for KSG, APDO and Yoti.
Both gonna go down.
Good damage onto UGH as well and Varyl 4 ults online.
Cloud didn't really do much damage or healing in the middle of that fight.
You know, we are now in a situation where there's only a minute left,
so we might not see another Katsune Rush for Cloud,
whereas for APDO, we could see another one because of that 20% difference.
Develop is going to pick Niko Prefight though, which is a phenomenal opener.
Really changes things up ever so slightly.
Push now for Develop as the clock is available.
flux inside for Yumi. I actually lift everyone from Varyl, but the symbol from Top Dragon is
genius. You can tell this guy carries his team. He's going to completely prevent all follow-up
damage coming through. Rock comes out now in response, and well, what to do from here. Slay,
taken out by developed Varyl on the back step. The U-twinks, well, they are beaming on the point.
KSG dies and looks like we've got ourselves a Resin Suzu. So KSG and Niko both gonna go down top dragon
tries to find a trade, but it's not enough and well, it looked like quite a full hold
No such luck. Did you uh, you got me on discord?
You got me on discord is that is that what I'm hearing for the first time
I can't even close the door.
I can't even close the door.
Alright.
You're protecting me.
Why not?
What do we have here?
Yo, I'm drawn back.
Welcome back, King.
Welcome back.
Alright.
Hang on one second.
I got to look into something.
Let me tell you something
Okay, let me tell you something
You're in the club
Alright pushing forward now for Yumi and a hard back step for the Twinks as well
It does appear that that's not safe for Varyl as well
So I'm a little I'm a little spaced at the moment now. I think I've been distracted by something
But Yumi is actually going to push all the way forward. We've got a minute and a half for the Twins to close out
second point
Ultwis flux bit behind the KSG so Yumi can flux the touch
But yeah, this is uh
It ain't over yet. Hold on now. Hold on
It's who comes out flux in main as all the varrel are lifted up the Suzu came out early in the sky
So they took the damage from the landing, but they lived in the air. So that's not bad
full microwave for top dragon now he's just going to be down the twinks and it
seems that they don't even need to use their gravity flux in order to win these
fights the backline play too clean oh yeah one of my friends and his crash
happened basically where he lives now oh geez of a tree situation that's
proof of it. KSG forward now poking towards swarm we're gonna be seeing last
fight now as we've only got 45 seconds remaining does have a sanctuary in the
pocket. Niko goes for an early overclock but the flip from the Twinkie is actually really good
as they're going to wrap around to the backside of the map. Flux comes out the KSG. Everyone goes
up into the sky. Simwall in response, developed down, but it ain't over yet. Four microwave uni
will go down as the Twinkies, having lost their tank as the first picket, it's really, really killer.
It's not easy at all. Down goes, ah, and with 18 seconds left and only develop APDO left standing,
You 20s have to make emergency swaps. They're coming back on Doomfist. They're coming back on the Qiri
It ain't easy. It ain't easy at all
Qiri TP's forward and runs forward and TP's back APDO. He's not gonna go down. Yumi
Has gone down before touching and the 20s are just getting held on second because nothing ever happens
Hmm.
Nothing ever happens.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
So, something about Boa Australia.
Hang on.
You might not found say that so say that so
Okay
Cheeky little attack here for
Varyl second point hold is not much chop to be honest. Let's do this you want to do adri
I would I would love to live the adri lifestyle, but unfortunately I'm glued to grafting money
glued to grafting push up now Nico takes down develop good a little bit of damage up through
main as Nico already finding this opening pick means that the Twinks are not long for this
world. Ah, next to fall APDO actually isn't dead yet somehow finds a trade onto KSG as well that
feels impossible. You might be able to stall point here with ice block as well, but I think that you
Twins still don't have a real chance of coming back. You can see they haven't swapped sim,
they haven't swapped any heroes that are fast for the recon test, so they are still going to make
it happen. It took multiple years, but my Clash of Clans base is no longer rushed, and I'm nearly
maximum town hall 13. Well done, whatever that means. Truthfully, I've never played Clash of Clans,
I've got no idea what that means. Presumably that means that you've spent a long time playing the
mobile game. Alright, Nico in main going to charge up a rail once more on the May wall as things just
Keep working for Varel. Every time things get a little dicey, top dragon, Niko, Slay, somebody delivers with a kill, even KSG occasionally, even he has his moment in the sun.
Ah, what now?
PvZ between maps? You think so?
I have my doubts. I don't think that's the move.
Alright.
PvZ? PvZ is like, that's some real zoom of shit there. I'm not tapped in on that, to be honest.
I feel like I played that when I was a kid, but it must have like been remade or something
because so many people are all over it. Anyhow, Uni poking main and it does appear that a fight has been won by the
twinks in my attentional absence. Rock comes out wide onto the back line, chain onto Yumi
as well, but Varyl, they're just a moment away from 5 ultimates, they're ready to rip,
they're ready to carry this game. Kitsu comes out, Rock into the face of Yumi, Blizzard
catches KSG but the Sanctuary, good to count. Our KSG actually lives through it all without
even getting Suzu, the Sanctuary was just that good, that's the slight difference. Now
Now we're going to see more as Niko cleans house on the objective.
You look at the old state and you think, oh my, we just witnessed the second last map
of the series because what comes next, you wonder?
Three ultimates for Varyl and a very awkward contest position.
So this one right here is going to sting.
Really tough for the side of Ewing's.
Oh my.
You see this re-contest right now?
they only have sanctuary soon over clock. Varel have everything in the front.
Flocks, clock. This is too hard. This is too hard. Clock comes out. Double angle.
It's a bit of a lukewarm opening clock to be fair from Niko. He actually hasn't
killed anything so maybe the Twins have been given a little bit of a second
lease on life here. Now they really need to contest the sanctuary. Comes out on the
cart. The flux is huge! Dropping down into the flux. TP forward for APTO as well.
He's in the scrap but that's two kills for barrel make it three with that. It's over. It's over
Nothing ever happens guys. Like what did we expect? What did we expect?
How many more O2CS games are there?
Yeah, there's can we introduce a mercy rule or you lose that badly it's done
From the start of the game, the enemy's skill was very strong, so the barrel side was very strong, but the opponent's skill was very strong, so it was a very strong opponent.
The ultimate skill.
It's a little bit.
This is a little too much.
That's right, it was too much for the three of us.
Now, the barrel is the one that points to the match point.
Yes.
Ah, so far, it's a battle between Valeria and Ewa.
Yes.
Ah, but Winx also had a lot of content to create.
I think so too.
Yes.
Yes.
So, let's take a look at the third part of the interview.
Interval?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
This game was born as hell actually.
I thought it might have some legs on it when we saw like a fight win from the Twings on
map one.
They're more of a winner, winner fight than winner map team.
My bad, I forgot the music, y'all.
That's up.
Getting ads for schoolies, mate. How old are you? I can tell. The metadata knows everything
about the viewers, which is why on Twitch it serves you ads for like, you know, French
products when you don't speak French. Thanks for the tab, mate. Appreciate it.
There's one good game this week in Korea. Please don't tell me that's true. I'm begging
you to tell me that you're just lying through your teeth right now. Let me check. Let me
check this. Tomorrow's first game is Varel vs another bottom team as well. Fucking hell.
Did you happen to know? Try the Navy. Ravadi, Ewingx, Interforce, please know HeroBan, Element,
T12. These are all pack pack pack. Alright, Korea. Zan vs Cheeseburger. I think this could
be good, right? This could be good. I hope that's not the good game. Zan vs Cheeseburger
could be good falcons are to his rubbish T1 crazier akun is good poker face super bad is good
yeah you're lying like poker face super bad is good this is bottom versus bottom this is bottom
versus bottom this is top this top this is terrible this is terrible actually no this might be okay
cheeseburger might actually be like underrated um but yeah uh it's not that bad will it be good or
will it be close okay well i mean if you're if you're barrier for for good match means the best
team versus the best team, then you're not going to get a lot of good matches in a season
naturally.
I think you're unreasonable to expect every match to be the best team versus the best team.
That's ridiculous.
A battle on the bottom and a battle of the mids is also, it's all entertaining.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be a fucking, don't be an elitist.
Oh, God.
Thanks for the tabs, folks.
Hey darling, is it sick time?
You think these are non-exhaust circumstances?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
All right.
no longer finding out about life in a northern town. Turns it off? Yeah, sorry. Turn it off,
turn it off. It's just one of those days. It's just one of those days.
Hello? Hello, Servio. Hey, the bottom here as well. We're cozy again, don't we? We're all cozy. We're all cozy.
Ah, speed phone, speed phone, first time, alo?
Oh, shit.
Niko taking the wide angle right now.
Yumi will fall.
Slay has the juiciest angle imaginable too,
so that is going to be huge damage from the back line
of the barrel.
They are doing so much work.
Life in northern town, story of my life.
You a northerner, Lenny?
Slay on the winter Slay?
You a caster?
I'm like a co-streamer, so like I cast the games.
I cast the game sometimes. Sometimes I fix my windows. It's a bit of a variety, but yeah, I cast the games.
I don't take these Japan games just seriously though, because a lot of them are blowouts.
This is more like a just chatting stream over the Overwatch half of the time.
Although today I'm just being shit at my job.
Alright, Overclock comes out early from Niko. He's going to swing wide. Wall will slow him down a little bit, but nothing is going to break his stride.
He is going to swing wider still, his rail has expired, but they are still 5v4.
Varel, Top Dragon gets run over by the Katsune Rush.
Now, a counter comes through as Yuni is pumping damage up through Main.
Ah, he's going to go down as well.
And Varel, they had the ultimates to win that fight.
They used the Katsune Rush, but it just didn't play.
Top Dragon's early death really cost some big time.
Hmm.
Alright.
Now what?
KSG swinging through Main.
Flux available symbol too, but you two have a overwhelming pay I can take my chances
Sure, I can pay you to cut sure I can pay you to cast my 20
Oh, that's who knows about that who knows about that because I stream like fucking 300 hours a month during the peak season
So that really depends on when your tourney is that really depends on when your tourney is
It's in august it's a big maybe then I don't know you can
I can't give you an answer now on the stream or anything like that, I don't know what's
going on, but yeah, just try my Discord and we'll see if we can find something out.
Alright, Varyl in main, everyone's walking up towards the main side and Umi's just gonna
go for an early flux rock comes out, doesn't hit Umi, go to shield and the Suzu was a miss
from sleigh as well so that's gonna be I was not sleigh it's out the reason the
scissors miss is because it's from clav so that's gonna be viral getting
obliterated there by the privy to flux who knew video games would be so
exhausting that's live that's live anyone could have the simg in Japan
it's one of those one of those warp jam there you go mate okay war comes out now
KSG taking a beating and the swing is good. TP up on the high ground now, flipping fully
around. The twink's flux comes out, everyone's in the sky, rock comes out as well. It's a miss on
KSG though and that is going to be Varyl walking it down. Two kills, three kills for Varyl. We need
to avoid trades if we want a snowball. It does look like we succeeded in that. No trades for Varyl,
one final fight here on the second point. The Recon test is possible. Yumi and Yoti are alive.
They can wall to touch but look at how aggressively viral posture
They're really trying to fight to prevent the touch KSG tries to walk around the wall swinging in this
Thank you for the
But they kept they kept first point they kept second point
They still have three and a half minutes in the tank nice and easy. Severi. Thank you. Thank you very much
Varyl, they used everything to cap second, but there's a sim wall for top dragon now
and the sim wall can allow them to snowball all the way through this map.
They're already holding top, they're going to be 4v5 because somebody is on cart.
It does look to be, perhaps Niko or Slay on the cart right now.
Blizzard comes out on high ground, KSG is iced out by it.
The Suzu is a miss again because Slay is not the Kiriko, so that is a really underwhelming
their body blocks suited by the sim who we've been a point the finger out here on
I'm personally intending to point the finger at perhaps our cloud but
Varel they still got many fights ahead of them as long as you don't diss Frogger
in the tourney I mean I will be I will be dissing Frogger alright Nico up top
now hundred charge rail peaking waiting to see if anybody's gonna swing but
It's a slow and methodical approach. They want to try and contest that high ground.
They want to slowly force new Winx away from the cart.
Mei is actually playing low ground by herself and it looks like Varl have
maybe found a weak spot in new Twinkies' hold as they're actually gonna start
forcing the cart, poking the Mei, and the Mei isn't even fully controlling objective.
Now a flip up top for Varl. Top Dragon is still on low ground but I think he can
TP up top to pinch or he might just be walking to get there so not done yet
Oh, when I wanted to do that, I had more than 3 minutes, but I already had half of it.
Hey!
Yaaaaaah!
The number of lives!
The gravity is a bit...
It's a bit like that.
The ultimate can be divided into 4 parts.
Can you do it?
The place where you can't defeat gravity can be divided into 4 parts.
Is there a place where you can kill EOS?
I'm going to kill him!
Oh, I'm going to kill him!
No!
I'm going to kill him!
What?
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
What?
How was the last wave?
No, the barrel was pretty good too.
I didn't go twice from the beginning.
I was so good at the backline of the opponent's backline, but the four of them were really good at the point.
That's why the point didn't work.
The advantage of the respawn was that the kill-try was born, and the win of the U-wings was won.
That's a very cold situation.
No, it's Linux.
It's great.
No way.
I'll stop it.
You'll stop it?
Oh, he's slaying.
Oh, he's slaying.
It's in the 9.
Sorry about that.
Again.
Again today's stream is cooked today stream is fully cooked
Okay
KSG high ground a little bit of poke through TP's back to his team in main
Cooked it's just terribly distracted now develop in main charging up another rail
Looks like Varel actually weren't able to full cap, but don't get it twisted. Nothing ever happens in Japan
One of your worst I feel like we had a really strong I feel like we had a really strong first half was he you know despite the absence
I feel like we had a really strong character driven first half
However, the second half has left much to be desired much much much to be desired
Maybe we'll you know make up for it with you know some stadium time or something like that for the kids. I'm sure I'm sure that's what they
at least it's a short stream so you should be able to get some sleep yeah
I mean Japan looks like it's gonna be over in a map first off carried by the
speed phone stadium eyes I know it's like I kind of want to like he's off
cook before they are served makes sense yeah sorry that that's nonsense was
the video I like I would actually like love to love to be done after the games
or ever to be honest I'd love to be done today after the games or ever I feel
like a break would be wonderful but like you know just like look at that look at
that drops for you can't you know like it's just it's just ridiculous you know
like why wise 4,000 people watching Japan you know like why is 4,700 people
watching Japan like it's crazy so I think we will probably have to have to
soldier on I might just take a little might just take a little five or ten
minutes after the games finished to actually conclude what I've got going
on and then we'll and then we'll actually be able to give you undivided
attention without me constantly sprinting away from the computer like a psycho.
I did ask only watch for you, I don't give a fuck about Japan.
I appreciate that.
I'm sorry that I keep sprinting away from the computer like a mom number.
Alright.
Cause it's so interesting when you disappear.
What is it?
Distance makes the heart grow fonder or something?
It's something like that.
Alright.
Yumi in main.
Keeps on poking.
KSG is hurting over there something happening. No we can't see don't worry about it
There's a warm up definitely
Did you warm up? Did you warm up barrel?
Yarns we can you can you know I get anxious when you leave please don't ever leave again
I got bad news for you. I got bad news for you again
Oh, you wound up the Twinks Twinks wouldn't scream team Australia though. I have a clock is out
Miko will keep on slinging. Slide to over for develop. APDO has found Miko down, goes top dragon as well.
And we might actually be going to a fourth map here if we're not careful. Really dangerous stuff here.
He's low, good poke on the back. Now, it's going to be cloud falling as well. Another, well, it's only one trade, actually.
Yoti and Arnais, it was developed. There's two trades to come through, U-Twins, but yeah, they're probably not going to be able to instakap second point off that.
Those trades really prevent them from playing forward at all from making barrels walk difficult at all and barrel with a sim
That means they get a very fast recon test
Not falling for it. I left twitch drops and I was sleeping. I woke up and it says 6%. It sounds like
It sounds like you got something something wrong with your methodology here
Did you did you mute the player because if you mute the player you don't get drops
Or did you did you show up to vulture stream at the end of North America when they turn the drops off?
what you let me know because yeah everyone to get no little boxes
is this s4 world championship develop yeah this is uh this is develop the world
champ from the bench. I'm pretty sure I fell asleep and I ended. Yeah, something like that. I don't know, I
read it out, but I got off like basically as soon as the OBCS ended. Like they're back on now.
They've been back on now for ages, but if you had to play a mid, you wouldn't have earned.
Like you probably would have already gotten 6% from watching me. Like I've been live for three
and a half hours. Like that should be over 30%. So if you've been here the whole time, then
there's maybe you had to play a mid at all. The thing was pause or something like that. Because yeah,
Like they've been they've been on for I wouldn't be 30% of the I forgot 15 not 10
Which probably why there's so many people watching Japan today good damage out onto the sojourn here develop gonna get taken as
Nico finds to offscreen 15 hours for a sold on CD the skin fuck
It's good the players sometimes bugs out. Yeah, I'm not a I'm not an expert on the mechanics of it
happens
Top Dragon now going to pick up on high ground, Ewingx, they have been shut down, their momentum has finally been slowed.
Varo now just trying to hold on to the choke as best they can, bit of poke over to the side, Slay holding this position for dear life.
Kitsu comes out through main, big, big damage coming out though, KSG going to keep on playing the middle ground.
He doesn't want to push too deep, he doesn't want to get caught out by this may, he doesn't want to get double angle.
Top Dragon, ice blocking, it's blizzarded, Flux comes out onto Top Dragon, though in
Yosi he takes that one, hookline and sinker. Top Dragon gets frozen, but he walls himself
off, Guardian Wave perfectly timed. Rock from above, KSG says, get down, Mr. President,
I got you. And Varel, it's going to be another fight in a road that they're going to be stacking.
This close hold is really nice for them. Of course, if they lose a singular fight, they're
going to lose them out. But it's Japan. Niko on the high ground.
Oh
Well, it's another fight it's another fight I I spend five seconds not looking at the screen and a barrel of stacked another one
They lose one fight
The the map is over for them right because they're recontest actually is it even I feel like the card is really far back
Like the card is actively rolling back towards the very beginning of third point
I think if they lose a fight as long as they control the card they get to they have a sim they can come back
So yeah, nothing ever happens. They're not winning this shit like you ain't there's just no fucking way that went in
This shit. It's just it's not happening. It's not happening. Niko in main
rail is charged, drop down to the ground for KSG. Blizzard comes out, doesn't catch anybody,
maybe it zones people away, but Yumi has run down Neko with the Blizzard and people are pushing
the cart for the Twinks as well. This is really bad for Varl, this could be a happening. Top
Dragon just killed develop with his ice block. Tidal Blast comes out now onto the cart, Top
Dragon he hasn't killed anyone with it, but he is getting pocketed. Rock hits Yumi, Yumi's dead,
nothing ever happens folks say it with me now one more fight overclock kitsu
for you twinks kitsu overclock flux and soon blizzard for barrel would you
believe when I look at my watch all I see is a whole lot of nothing KSG it
will continue to poke a flux is out down goes yoti Niko will be traded during
is clock but develops dead. Cloud is not using kitsu. 20 seconds on the clock, Cloud is not
using kitsu. Are we playing for another fight? They're playing to recontest here. This is
odd. Is this happening? It's probably not happening. They just saved the kitsu for the
final fight. It's like the highest percentage play. Top dragon is going to have Blizzard
for the card as well. Nothing's happening here, folks. The match is over. There is no
No happening.
Kitsu on cart, Guardian Wave in main, everyone is getting those amped up heals.
Now there's a wall to try and kill the Sigma.
The Sigma's only 70% on ult.
Wizard comes down.
Oh, there's nothing happening in Japan, guys.
Alright, I'll be back.
It'll probably be more like 10 minutes than 5 seconds.
And then we'll go do some stadium time.
We'll do our usual post show.
I'm sorry about the I'm sorry about the big delay. Enjoy the chair if you're just here for the OWS
That was the last map of the OWS, but the drops down for a little while. I'll be back soon enough
Sorry, sorry again about the big ass break like it's it's poor
Yeah, I know
Well, it's been a while since I've seen you.
I've seen you, too.
You've been doing a lot of damage to the mix you've been using before.
And you've been chasing after your husband, too.
It's been a long time since I've seen you, too.
You've been doing a lot of damage to the mix you've been using before, too.
It was perfect.
It was perfect.
I think this is the first time I've seen this kind of game.
That's right.
I think this is the first time I've seen this kind of game.
That's right.
This was a good game.
Good game?
The thing that was really interesting was the fact that it was in the game.
It was the most fun game ever.
You know, the yellow one is going to be on the ground here, right?
Yes, it is.
What's the difference between the two?
There's a lot of water here.
Yes, yes.
You're going to make a mistake, right?
You're going to have to wait until you're done.
Yes, you're right.
Yeah, I think it's okay.
We're waiting for you to come out.
I'm sure you'll be very nervous.
I'm sure you'll be very nervous.
I'm sure you'll be very nervous.
Well, I don't think I can give you the money to buy.
So, I'm looking forward to the first one.
I'm looking forward to the second one.
Well, I'm not sure if I should tell you.
I'm looking forward to the second one.
I'm looking forward to the third one.
I'm really curious about the power balance.
Yes.
Let's do it again today.
Like this?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Well, it's like this.
Yes, it's like this.
Yes, it's like this.
By the way,
Okay, everybody, okay.
So what do we want to do today?
Because I think I can do stadium time today,
but I do also feel like stadium time is getting
a little on the dull side.
So is there anything else that you want from little old me?
I was thinking maybe we could do some like, there's got to be some like fishing for content
in there that can be done, right?
Like, there's got to be something I can do.
I don't want to play, like, I want to do something that can get turned into a YouTube
video or something like that, you know?
Like, there's got to be something out there for little old me.
Stadium dull nonsense.
i like stadium time coaching someone
i don't know i'm just
they just have to be some slot that's good for it is that has to be some good
for it's not we could talk about mastercy
we could we could definitely talk about mastercy that's a part of the equation
anyway
the japan broadcast isn't quite done yet
i'll go film up on the actually
i'll go film a water
i'll go put the pants back on the bottom of the bit of not wearing um...
not wearing pants for fixing the air conditioner
and um...
we will
will find something to do
will find something to do
maybe it's stadium maybe it's on some sort of new fangled content credit arc
but yet just uh...
did that with me where we're coming back what coming in
Okay, did I stay for 24 hours?
No sir.
I'll stay until the powers of the bee turn them off.
Alright, well let's boot up Overwatch.
That's a normal, pretty normal first step.
Why don't you just cast for your custom 5v5s?
I don't that doesn't that doesn't entertain me, you know, I can barely keep my focus watching Japan
In fact, I can't keep my focus watching Japan. I couldn't do with your custom
I don't think they've swears in their names. I think they just apply some sort of automatic
Automatic anonymizing feature where they just replace four characters in the middle of everyone's name for no reason
That's all everyone that supports this product loves a bit of a vulgar language.
How long were the drops there on for?
It's not within my control.
They sort of just leave it on until they turn it off.
I know that's a massive non-answer, but yeah, sometimes the drops are on for like an hour.
Sometimes they're on for two, sometimes they're on for 20 minutes.
I'll keep an eye on it and I'll let you know.
I'll keep an eye on it and I'll let you know.
When they go off, I'll take the text off the screen
that says that they're on.
They're currently on, so that's our current frame
of reference.
What about your customs instantly? I just doesn't doesn't feel my style
Okay, so activity wise
Did anything happen over the weekend that was a surprise yes
There were matches that were big upsets it was
SSG beating Dallas fuel. No, not double a seven. Actually. We have five thousand viewers right now. I
I'll say you can finish off a bit of extra drop and time on my channel where the drops
are still on Dino Dance.
But yeah, what was I saying?
What were the upsets this weekend?
was Twisted Minds. Okay so there was the Twisted Minds game. There was. The Dallas
fuel game. There was... Zeta Division lost her. Who did Zeta lose to?
There are people that react to bronze odds or cheetah odds and that's entertaining garbage.
problem that I have is like you know I'm kind of like snobby in the sense that
it's like I want to watch something that I'm I want to watch something like
interest me as well so it's as easy as it may be okay looks like thank you for
coming to get us from the esports Japan channel yes if anyone's asking about
drops and you want to know when they're going off I don't have the answer to when
they go off they turn them off at some point after the Japanese channel goes
offline I don't know how long they last until they turn them off because it's
It's like a how long is a piece of string?
Like someone manually does it and we're at their whim, you know?
So I'll keep an eye on the page, like the drops page,
I'll just refresh it, cause that's all I can do.
I just refresh it and look at the channels in the program.
And then eventually, I'll show you, let me show you,
let me help you visualize what I'm talking about.
This is the drops page where you can see the campaign.
So here right now, O2-CS, S2-Campaign3,
like this is the channels participating in the campaign.
Eventually this channel is going to go offline after this channel goes offline at some point someone will manually
Remove all the names that aren't the Overwatch esports channels from the list
So I'll keep an eye on it. I'll let you know currently you are in the clear for getting your drops
Scoping up all the drop farmers I see worked on me. Yeah, I mean
There's got to do what I'm gonna do, right? I'm just I'm just paying my rent
If I got the drops on and the channel that they're farming on goes offline, I think there's
no harm, no foul, you know?
I don't think I'm costing an offline channel anything by saying trickle in.
People seem to appreciate it, you know?
It's not like I'm doing that on an actual streamer's channel, you know?
I'm not like going into a person's chat and being like, hey, come watch me instead, you
know?
I wait until the games are over and then I fucking say, hey, they're offline if you're
trying to get your drops, come here.
So that's all good.
just the usual. Pick them with crime this shit, yeah that's what I'm talking about.
But yeah anyway, down through the drops tape at the time, you see that's the power of the drops
enabled campaign, you know, it helps grow the stream regardless.
Hi rainbow ramen, 97% for me, well good luck. 97% on 15 hours is deceptively long, that's like
still for like 30 minutes, you know, it's more than 30 minutes I reckon.
I hate watch wave on post on the Chinese platform. I mean, Nelson has probably already
clipped me like 15 times today and put me on wave. But yeah, I mean, I'm thinking like
what's what's something that could be like video concept worthy. And it's like this week
in O2CS, every reigning champion that wasn't barrel lost, right? Like, is that correct?
I feel like that's correct. Like twisted mines lost 302, Virtus Pro Dallas fuel lost 302,
the WABO lost to JDG or something, like that happened, but the problem is, that's an interesting
concept to me, but low-key, it's really high effort and nobody gives a fuck. If I'm putting
it in OC title terms, it would be like, how the best team from every region lost in their
opening week. That's a shit title, obviously, just trying to put it in OC title slop terms,
But I don't think that the work required to make that video is worth the reward.
When I can just watch PGE play the game for 20 minutes, use this thumbnail, wait where
are we?
I can just watch PGE play the game for like 20 minutes and the editor will just send me
this thumbnail unprompted right away, you know?
Like there's no work required on my part to post this video, you know?
And this is just going to happen.
Like this is just going to happen, right?
Like this just works.
I need things that just work.
I need things that just work.
A windstop provides too high.
Oh, god.
Just works, just works.
That's one of those.
God, I love PGU, WProGamerEvan.
So yeah, I mean, to me, I think.
I think about the weekend, and the most interesting part of the weekend was the fact that every
top team lost, but the only way to produce a good video about that, would to be watch,
would be to watch, like, a lot of games.
Like a lot of games.
Like, I'm not really, um, I'm not really trying to make a Tomathan-style video where I watch
10 different games to make a YouTube video.
I want to be able to talk about, like, one thing from one game, or, like, one person's
POV from one game.
Do any of you remember that video that I made for Nightmare in 2024, where I was just glazing
there fucking players?
Like I just showed up and started glazing there players and I watched like a region city.
The video didn't do very well.
It was like edu content.
It didn't do very well at the time.
But I think with the benefit of some editing and stuff, I think that could be like okay
now.
Banshee, thank you for the prime.
I do not remember that.
It stays quiet.
I know that video.
It stays quiet.
Because yeah, just being able to watch through a lot and talk, that's the dream for me.
If I can watch through a lot of the match that people are interested in and talk, then I'm sorted.
The problem is that there's no such thing as a match that people are interested in.
Like the general audience, the average random chatter, the random kid, they don't know, right?
They don't know.
I remember the Juno Besson video of Cheer.
But yeah, because that's something that's easy, right, where for me, I think I'm not
going to make a new hero showcase video that a lot of people like applying stuff are going
to do.
You know, like you'll get apply and he'll like on the release of a hero, he'll load
into the game and he'll just play the game.
He'll just play the game, he'll just play the new hero and he'll be like, she can do
this and she can do that.
No, she can ride it.
Like that's, that's his niche, but like that's not for me, right?
I got to do something that's like a little more analytical.
I need to wait a few more days for it.
And then I can make a video like I made for Jetpack Cat or for Cheerlongs, you know,
It's like a hero is new and I'm trying to work out like what's some what's an actionable feedback
You know what are some like common mistakes that these people are making on the new hero that people can make?
I think that appeals to people in a big way. I think that appeals to people in a big way
some actual contribution instead of base level commentary.
Yeah, it's just because that's what appeals to me, is being able to make it more educational.
With the new hero, Shion, once you have to immediately go into practice range and shoot
tracer in order for good content and a lot of money, I mean, everyone does the same thing
of like going into the practice range and doing the tired joke of like walking up to
the tracer bot and being like, that's the time to kill, this is broken, you know?
And then people will clown it with the window and the nano boost to go along with it.
But yeah, I think when the new hero comes out, I can make something educational after
the first week of ODBC.
I see people play it.
If people don't play it, then I might have to watch a good player and go that way.
But I could probably go the approach of like, you know how, you know how, not cage on, you
You know how Capitology did that like five levels of PGE thing?
I could just keep an eye on streams throughout the week of like who's good at the new hero
and then I could reach out to a player and I could do some sort of like collaborative
thing with them or I could just make a video without even collaborating with them.
You know I could just get permission from them, get some replay codes from them and
I could make a video that way.
Depending on whether it gets played in ODBCS or not it's probably the biggest determining
factor.
But yeah, she'll immediately be in Facet League Masters so she might get played if she's
meta.
Are there Masters games throughout the week?
Like is there something to know?
I feel like I'll know almost immediately after she comes out whether she's going to get
play just because you can kind of feel whether a hero is busted or not if it's not really
hard to use the kit or if it's not a support.
i think you can feel pretty quickly
dps heroes that are overtuned they feel overtuned really easily because they
just want to help people that is a bit ridiculous mobility or something
i don't think that there's a much of a learning curve unless she has a unique
kit you know
like if sim was new sim would take a long time for people to work out
on run and stuff like that i think it's not busted but it's actually like okay
after fifteen numbers box like it took a long time for people to really work that
out
the people are still spamming it i think this can be no
no shortage of people spamming the new hero to make
some content out of it when it actually comes out.
Xion will be in face at league masters from June 17th.
Is that so?
Let me check.
Well, they're just not.
a bond that's still on mate you made me look though face it I was posted it who
made your under emotes they're so cute there's those editor attributions on
them it is at milky zero she's made pretty much all of my emotes she does
great work. I would commission her. If I were you, I would give her artist commissions.
Although admittedly, don't give her shit too fast or she won't finish the commissions
if she owes me. The artist SP and Lenny, that's, I sure know.
Is there enough time to get the Ode to the CS box if I start now? Definitely not. Definitely
not. You're under the pump today. The drops will get turned off, not too far into the
future unless I've forgotten to do it. What do you want? Quickplay or stadium?
What do you want? Quickplay or stadium? We were talking about content ideas but
all of those ideas are like future. Quickplay, stadium, quickplay, ranked, stadium, quickplay,
but every vote for quickplay was actually just actually typing it over and over again.
I'm not doing stadium, quickplay, I'm not a psycho.
Yeah. Yeah. 007's is going to lie. Ranked. I can't bother. Valses here. Did you intuit
it or you hear the whole time? I don't know. It's hard to know how to pick a side.
Hmm, arcade mode's sloppy, I can't do arcade mode.
That double, double S7 intro is goofy.
I follow just to say that it's insane to meet the guy that got at homosexuality, isn't
it?
You got gold on your hands?
I mean, I've seen that guy type once in the chat and I gave him a VIP after his first message.
I thought, we've got to keep this one.
This is so rare, like this is so rare, we've got to keep this.
Okay, I think we settled on.
I just don't want to play comp, you know?
Like I just really don't want to play comp.
Go quick play.
Oh, welcome back, boys.
I'll do one.
I'll do one quick play.
Mercy parkour
What's up, Auntie G chilling mate, I'm just chilling
Get a legend tank before the reset
Dude, I'm gonna have to win like
I'm gonna have to win like six or seven games to get legend tank in a row. I don't think I'm gonna hit legend tank
Actually, I can play tomorrow night as well. I might be able to I might be able to why didn't I?
vote bro there's no Barney and fucking new junk city and I let no Barney go
through first time six seven but no I'd have to win like I have to win so many
games like genuinely six or seven not even not even baiting the six seven bit
to get it like is that what is onto gay and this guy is genuinely obsessed with
my sexuality I swear this guy was here yesterday and he was like he was routinely
asking whether or not I'm a homosexual and he wouldn't stop talking about how
can't stop thinking about me kissing men like come on bro like get your shit
together like you've got bigger fish to fry than wondering whether you're
probably not favorite streamer just a streamer is gay like hey Ashley the
compromises that I'm playing has it in the quick play
I'm touching the answer, I'm touching the answer.
Happy pride, dude.
Happy pride.
You're not a streamer, you're our friend.
That's better, that's better.
You do you, dude.
You're more than a streamer to me, wink, wink.
Rank you?
This is a quick play, dawg.
I'm like, low master on tank, low master on tank, low GM on support, I got you, I got
master on DPS, but I think I'm dying on DPS to be honest, I think that rank was fake,
I just think that if you ran enough simulations of me, eventually we'd, why is he all the
way over there is that is that like a missouki is that missouki technology
no junk you're not me
you're so much more susceptible to bullets than me junk no
I could just see him, I could see him walking to his demise, like, why am I AF gang, go shoot. Poor guy.
There's five of them there, so I'm going to take that as a subtle hint from the script writers that I need to go backwards.
I'm going to get hit by a bunch of Anna Cooldowns here and die.
I'm bouncing on the wall.
Oh, I'm too pretty to die.
Okay.
Oh, if I took the right click perk there, I could have maybe life-stealed my way back
to health.
Shit.
The script was written.
W micro?
It's L micro because I didn't do it.
It's only W micro if I do it.
anyone can say it that's why i'm a coach
so i can execute on shit
ashley is this
this might be the easiest quick play game i've ever queued into you see me
struggling in quick play before
she said restarting mobile
if ontok could actually do shit he wouldn't be here
I'd still be playing, especially if he's average.
Oh my God, am I getting killed?
I'm gonna swap in quick play.
This guy's gone mental, girl.
Do you ever watch a main support nowadays
and think, fuck, I did better?
Not really, like, I know I'm crap, you know?
Like, I know I'm crap.
Sometimes I see the performances in
Australia and out of the CS,
and I just think that like the,
like these teams have like no like big picture gameplay,
but the truth of the matter is like,
We never did one, we played either, like I have the benefit of hindsight, not because
of what I learned as a player in Australia, but because of what I learned as a coach
in the Overwatch League for five years, you know, like the reason that I start to perceive
all the Australians are so terrible is because I've spent the last six, seven years watching
the best of the best to it, right?
Whereas I, you know, like in my time as a player, I was in the Plumbers League, right?
Like I was the Plumber.
I was Beeple, you know? Like, if I'm Beeple, then that person, yeah.
Now, your era was tough. I mean, it's true, my era was tough.
Can we kill this guy solo, or am I just like, feeding? Like, I feel like I'm feeding,
because I could kill their team in main right now.
What's that wall for, you ask? Nobody knows.
It's all good. Take me.
No! I've wall climbed to my demise! The lip!
Oh
That's a really bad way to die
Bertlog and Benji hated what I said about what?
Auto wall climb like do what do you do there like mechanically do you look down or?
You'd cover to help me with that scene
that's like the mechanical solution to that seeing Jake cast is crazy to me
why is that I miss OGL, Pine Doughnut, St. Yodely, Clown from New York
to be fair it's honestly hard for me to choose my favorite New Yorkie you know
like is it Pine, St. Yodely, he went from playing in out the casting it's just
kind of crazy. I mean, I don't think it's that crazy, to be honest. Like, I think I think
Jake's a really, Jake's a really talented guy. It definitely takes like a unique set
of skills. But pro players are like pretty well positioned to wind up as broadcast talents
thereafter. And Jake is like a, Jake is like a, you know, handsome charismatic guy, you
know, like he's a good talker, he's a good looking man. He, he's a good, he's a good
fit for that broadcast transition, basically. They do that all the time. You get a lot of X
footballs becoming commentators and presenters. It's not like it's a shock. Yeah, exactly. It's
a thing in all sports, right? It's a thing in all sports where people will pivot from, you know,
professional to pundit or professional to commentator or whatever it may be. I need to stay away
from the hazard. I need to press that button. We're not getting gripped away, but we've got one,
So we're happy with that, right?
Trying to help my team with that wall, but I'm I think I'm gonna lose now this guy's taking them out of mentality approach
Unless this pedal it fails me out
The do so thank you for the prime welcome
So went from contenders slash World Cup to grifter. Yeah, I mean I
I I went from contenders player well contenders winner. Oh, you're an agile
Tell them to refresh can someone say refresh
refresh
Are you out of are you out of agile? Let's see if they're out. Yeah
Kill it
I'm killed I'm the problem. We could have full held if I didn't climb that wall
baby wait baby bae I mean is it normal career route but also had me a few
watches today oh right like just realizing that it was him I think the
problem with the problem with e-sports to talent pipelines is that you actually
don't build up many of the skills required to be good broadcast talent by
being an e-sports professional because by being an e-sports professional you may
developed socially compared to where you were before you were any sports
professional but compared to being like a sports athlete you know non non digital
variety it's a it's a world of difference it's all alone
I did the Malga swap is actually it's just generational it's so good most
gamers yeah I mean a lot of a lot of gamers spend way too much time in their
bedrooms playing those video games to develop the necessary social
and speaking skills to actually be good broadcast talent.
You know, that's the ultimate obstacle for most of them, is um...
Here's some Helis.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
Um, yeah.
So, because you spend so much time on the computer and you're really encouraged to stay on the computer all the time during your pro career
because you need to practice more blah blah blah, you don't learn a lot of those skills.
The Overwatch League was something of an exception to that in the sense that the Overwatch League,
because it was kind of billed as a sports product rather than an esports product, and
there was so much time, especially in the early years like seasons one, seasons two, where
Jake was fortunate enough to participate, because you spent all this time in the studio,
if you met the right people, you got to interact with the producers and such on a daily basis.
as a player you could actually get put into that pipeline, but once Overwatch League went
online in 2020, that pipeline really disappeared overnight because if you can't meet the producers
and interact with the producers on a daily basis, you lose the ability to do that.
You lose the ability to, oh I want a Sasha, but I also don't want to die at one foot in.
It's like I want to kill you, I felt like there was a grip, there was a grip but I failed.
Maybe I'm alive, maybe it's fine, let's just get out of here.
Let's get back in.
Was it a mistake?
It was okay.
Um, come on Green.
Always fun to see guys' beds in the background in player interviews, I mean I did an interview
in 2024, where the first thing that the first thing that
So he said to me in the interview was making fun of me for having
not made my bed. And it's like, yeah, you know, to be honest,
I'm getting up. I'm getting up for my fucking poorly paid job
to coach these guys where the match starts at one in the
morning, and I have to wake up for the warmup starts at one in
the morning to wake up for it. And I have to roll out of bed and
get on to work. And it's like, you know, you may be right, I
should have made my bed for the interview. But also, can you
not break my balls about this right now? You know, can you ask
Can you ask me about the game?
I'm not a fucking...
I'm not a pig, you know?
Like...
So are you taking notes from Jordan Peterson?
Yeah, no.
Stand up straight with your shoulders back, you know?
Like...
Right, this job, this job just ain't good enough
for me to be confident shit about this right now, you know?
Please kill the honor. Please kill the honor.
Do me the solid.
Come on, guys, you can clutch this.
I believe in my quick play team mates.
Go, Sierra!
Go!
Oh, my good.
Let's get my string and spawn.
All right.
Has anyone seen Pato?
Come on, help me again!
Epic.
Mia, please can you match me?
hmm now lowkey the strat is to have a domain of crust and dirt and lock in
your camera background I mean to be fair I do I do live in squalor right like
irrespective of the irrespective of what we just described of me not being a
pig I mean if you want a room tour like this is gonna be well this gonna be
rough. This is going to be rough. Is there anything that I'm not going to do it? I don't want you to
see how I live. I don't want you to see. How long are the other two drops on for? They turn them on.
They turn them off manually. Let me have a little look at the page and see if they're still on.
They're still on now. They turn them off manually. They're still on now. That's all I can tell you.
Don't do it aren't you and I can't I actually can't let the drops chatters see how I live
The drops chatters need to watch believe in the fairy tale and then once they're hooked then they can see how I truly live
Only the drill only once the drops chatters have rewound in today's mod to see me pulling the room apart
Pulling the panels off the wall fixing the air conditioner doing a uniform change in the middle of us in the middle of a cast only then
only then can they know the truth of me let's try doing first
he collects phone to make large slightly soft air-con shaped objects to have experiences
with experiences I forgot about the drops I'm here now I'm part of the community that's
a wrap I mean we literally you like speedrunner prime so I didn't run any ads as well I was
you know telling people about the drops program and such and then I changed the
ad frequency to the emong frequency I refreshed the ad feed and the first ad
break that hit you you primed you know like I think we I think we timed it
well enough you know like we we tied it well enough didn't run them for like 20
minutes or something 30 minutes hit the hit the emong frequency and got a
prime out of it. So as far as I'm concerned I've done the right thing.
I'm kind of all going to email and fuck you. Cheers mate.
Eee! That's Zeb on the Amiris.
I will make the experience worse for the dropschatties to keep this stream niche.
I mean, did you see the view count over the weekend, Ashley?
Like, I feel like I've escaped niche at this point, you know?
Like, Swing Chip sent me a message before the stream, which obviously I ignored because
fuck Swing Chip, where she said, how's the stream been going?
And I was thinking, like, wow, it's actually, you know, tiredness aside from the overworking,
like, it's actually been amazing, though.
Like, this is outrageous.
I never would have thought that it would go this well.
Not that Swing Chip will ever know that.
Because Foxwing Chip, they are...
Oh, I'm going to get spawned and speared.
Let me kill this guy.
Oh, he's got to kill me!
Chips?
Chips need to send a big thank you card to Blizzard HQ for the concept of drops.
Yeah, I mean, rest assured, I was doing that last year, you know, like last year it was
like, um, last year it was like when those drops started, that was when I realized like
that going back and coaching SSG was like a mistake, you know, because the cost was
so high.
Um, like I was just, wow, I could, I could be streaming full time instead of streaming
middle time. So I think, you know, whoever had the bright idea to add viewership incentives
to the O2CS product, I mean, I owe them my everything. Still engaging with punches, I
Yeah, I can hear his ult.
Shit.
Coaching us this years is the reason we got to witness Coast Dream of Lenny.
True.
you know I also like you know I really I really wanted to play you too, right?
I don't know like do you think do you think if I wasn't involved with ASUS G
they would have made it I think maybe yeah cuz cuz I've lost it just like
wouldn't have come to be in the way that it did right like I don't know
maybe they I think it would have just happened right because if we didn't make
that team then killing a bliss wouldn't have come to America probably and then
that geek a roster would have gone to the SSG organization and it would have
sort of it wasn't geek a was it what was your was it geek a or they all this
I can't even remember them all.
Oh, one more.
My man!
W'd you do?
Jesus Christ.
No, the cup!
I think it would just work, whatever happened to Nixle anyway, I could give you the low
down on Nixle, they were really popular team but they weren't actually that good of a team,
so in first year they were like, Caleb Moopy can I trouble you for a business cat while
you're here, can I trouble you for a little business cat?
Yeah so Nixle, they were good but they weren't like the best ever, they were like really
good because they had the best zen in the world in season one but they actually
weren't that strong so like goats can't like that they weren't good for the end
of stage one meta they sucked at the end of or they weren't good at the end of
season one meta and then goats came around and they sucked at that too and
then suddenly they're two years into their franchise and a lot of these
really hyped up players there's aren't all that anymore and then at some point
Jonak being the best zen and the best anna in the world started to become like
less and less relevant as he wasn't as good at the new DLC heroes and I think
They experienced some bugger changes and such through their roster as well, because that was a team that previously...
I think I need a mega.
I think if I don't take the mega, I'm gonna die.
I think I'm gonna die regardless.
Um, thank you for the business gag, Caleb.
So yeah, they had some like budget cuts here on the air, and eventually they just became like a relatively budget roster.
Like, I remember they got Flora, and they...
All of these like all guard players started retiring the ones that like made their franchise really famous in season one and there was like this real
Downward trajectory in the Overwatch League expenditure from season three onwards like season two was the peak of expenditure
The most expensive rosters the largest rosters all these expansion teams coming in and then season three onwards
There was less spend year on year on year and next all definitely is one of the organizations to start at spending less
Started like they always lived in New York, but they started going with more and more budgeting picks
and their roster got softer and softer at the time.
A lot of their players, because they peaked in season 1 by being good players in career,
they started to get pretty old pretty fast in the league.
A lot of people that came up through the contenders system,
like your Proppers and your Pelicans and all of these players, your Kevsters and EMEA,
these players started to outscale that old guard really hard.
And the money started going to those new gen players that were worth the money
So yeah, it's like a bit of a non-answer but also there's a lot of words for my non-answer so let's go to count for something
Can I get a W doing from that guy that said W doing before I
Can't kill the Junish too cute
Why is the 28 year old looking younger than the 21 year old onto a hat cut?
It's just not true that I look.
Oh I need the mega.
Get it!
I'm not even sure if my gun will work.
Yeah, the Barclays Center. I remember hearing that a lot. I don't know what it was, because
Like I got into the Overwatch League in season three.
I'm a product of the,
I am a product of the product dying
because what happened was
once they went online in season three due to COVID,
it became a lot easier to get jobs in the Overwatch League
as a foreigner.
Previously, if you were a foreigner
and you didn't live in America,
I mean, you were never getting a job, right?
Because you had to live in America,
you needed the visa, you needed this, that and the other.
And you were never going to be able to adequately network
to get that job living in Australia.
Like I was an Australian contenders player, right?
like I was just a kid in uni.
So I was never going to network enough to get a job
playing in the Overwatch League,
coaching in the Overwatch League, et cetera.
But what happened was it went online.
People started looking more internationally for work.
And as a result, I was able to get a coaching gig.
I played in Contenders.
I got a coaching job, coaching in Contenders
for British Hurricane, the London Spitfire Academy team.
And then maybe three months after,
we won two seasons of Contenders with that roster.
And then three months later,
an Australian that was coaching the Overwatch League because he relocated early, he quit
to go become a Valorant Coach and because he quit to go become a Valorant Coach and the
boss of LA Valiant at the time used a very complicated decision making process of I have
an Australian co-worker that I like, is there another Australian that I can find like-for-like
to replace him with? They used that replacement method which resulted in me with my three
month long coaching CV getting an overwatching coaching job for the
Los Angeles Valiant. So because I got that job I suddenly had a career. Who
left to go casual? It was Gumber. Gumber went to go coaching Waddles Valiant. They
they rehired him internally. They rehired him to go do their Valiant team when
Valiant was coming out and Gumber recommended me and yeah that was that
was the start of it and then I lost my job at the end of 2000 and well actually at the
beginning of 2021 because our whole team got re-signed. If Mabuse is still listening just
to give you an indication as to the budget cuts that occurred in the Overwatch League
and the way that the product actually changed. In 2020 we all signed to the Valiant and we
all re-signed for 21 at the end of the year. We all re-negotiated, we re-signed, we got
new contracts, a new plan for the next year and then all of the negotiations were finished
by like all the negotiations for every team were finished by like November. You know,
we're in like November, December of 2020, or the negotiations are finished in February of 2021.
Randomly, we all get a message from the general manager of LA Valiant. And what does he say to
us? Oh, guys, are you going to come in for a meeting in the meeting? What does he say? Oh,
we didn't tell you this while we were renegotiating your contracts, but we were actually secretly
trying to sell our Overwatch League slot to Chinese ownership for the entire off-season.
So I know we let you all turn down offers and renegotiated you on binding contracts,
but actually we're selling the organization to Chinese ownership and you're not Chinese,
so every single one of you is fired.
So we all got fired in February, like three months after contract negotiations.
So we got fully fucked by the org, like it was unbelievable.
got like a one month severance pay and we all got fired in February and that
killed like half of our team's careers like Reign was a main support that was
like definitely top half in the Overwatch League but a bit of a risk you
know a bit of a risk people didn't rate him that high he was definitely top half
and we came we got into the playoffs we came in the top 8 of 20 with a hyper
budget roster in 2020 so we made it into the playoffs like these were good
players this was a good team what am I looking for am I banning this that's a
MrBeast account, all right.
Yeah, so we made playoffs and then we all got fired
because we weren't Chinese,
because the organization really just fully fucked us.
Like they renegotiated with us, they re-signed us.
No, don't ban, it's free money.
Oh, sorry, Suki.
So yeah, I lost my job then
and then I went back to North American Contenders
and that was no success at all.
A couple of the players that had lost their jobs on Valiant,
we went to North American Contenders,
we played with some other people.
I scouted tree and I got tree on my roster when he was 13 years old, which was, um,
yeah, I mean tree was young once upon a time.
So yeah, I got tree on my roster when he was 13 years old and we lost in American contenders
because Dreamer and Adam were both on like 200 ping and didn't play that very well.
And we just like, it was like a Ryan Batmeter and we didn't have, we didn't have it figured out.
But yeah, I scouted landing, I scouted tree and we lost.
So we got landed on our team, we got tree on our team.
We had Adam and Dreamer.
There was another guy on that team, actually, now
that I think about it.
There was another guy on that team,
but we can skip him because while he was pretty good,
we can skip over him.
And we is me.
Yeah, it was John Pito.
It was a spire.
So who was the last person?
It was Landon a spy.
It was Supreme.
It was Supreme as the last support.
You know the old Japanese guy that I'm always making fun of
for owning 99 Divine.
It was, the back line was Landon Supreme,
the DPS line was Tree Aspire,
and the tank line was Dreamer Adam.
And like in the tryouts phase for the team,
the meta was Ball Xen Tracer.
And we were so fucking good at Ball Xen Tracer.
Like we went 50-50 with American Tornado
in a screen on Ball Xen Tracer.
It was like, wow, this is a really good team.
Like we can really go far with this.
Cause Landon was on Brig, Supreme was on Zen.
And it was like, it just worked for us.
like everything was everything was good for us on that team and then it became a
Ryan Bat meta and I was playing Landon on Lucio and Supremon Bat bro like I had
it that ass backwards Landon the best bat in the world was on fucking was on
fucking Lucio and we were calling him leadfoot Landon because he was so fucking
bullshit at Lucio but I didn't yeah I didn't make it work I didn't make it
work and we sucked and it was really embarrassing and it was like the most
stressful two months ever like having no job not getting any like not getting any
money like we're doing this for free you know because like we want to get back
into the league we're doing this for free like no job no money and the team
sucked like the team like we just we were terrible in the matter I had a
terrible read on like what people could do to make it work within that better
framework and we got shit on by like LH cloudy playing Ryan like we lost a
RuPaul on BAP we lost who else to be lose to I can't remember the two matches
that we actually wound up losing but we sucked that's that's that's all that
matter however I was I was fortunate enough in 2021 to get fucking divine
intervention from from Sefi. Sefi was the general manager of the Atlanta Rain at
the time and I started doing like I started doing like cold call trying to
get a job shit you know like I asked Sefi for a job initially I asked every
general manager in the Overwatch League for a job when I got fired and
basically everyone ignored me you know like even though I'd been in the league
for a year, our team was successful. I asked every general manager in the league. Most
of them didn't even reply to me. Like most of them like fully, fully don't know what
I'm asking. Any person that I knew the contact for if I could have a job, nobody got back
to me. The only person that gave me time a day even replied to me was Sefi. Sefi replied
to me and he said like, we don't, we don't have any space, but he actually, he actually
replied to me. He actually behaved like a sympathetic human, you know? And then I saw, ah, this
is, this is a sympathetic human. I'm going to keep talking to this guy. I asked Sefi
for Vods from his team scrims in the pre-season and he sent me Vods from their team in the
pre-season and I started writing unsolicited feedback for his team in the pre-season and
a couple of Vods came through and he sent like he liked the feedback that I sent from
his Vods like I wrote feedback for all of their players and stuff like that and he said you
know that like we can't offer you a good job or anything like that but what you can do
is you can sit down with Gator and you can do a review with Gator and Gator can get
feel for whether he likes you or not and we can go from there and I did a Winston review
on fucking, I did a Winston review with Gator on fucking Blizzard World and Gator liked
me so I got a job and they paid me comically low wages but it was the best year of my life.
It was the best year of my life, it was an amazing team, we came second in the league,
I really love all those guys.
And then I, because I had come second in the league then suddenly I could get a job no
matter what.
I could get a job no matter what. Florida mayhem offered me to be the head coach. I turned it down
to go to LA Gladiators. I had a return offer with like a fantastic pay rise from Atlanta Rain.
Like they really did right by me. Sefi also let me live with him. Sefi, because I didn't initially
have a visa to come to America because I wasn't an employee that had gone through the process in
the preseason because I picked up in like April after a couple of months of bumming around.
My visa process was really slow and really long, but eventually after like, you know, half of the
year, I got a visa. So, Sefi was like, come to my house, come live with me and my wife.
So I lived with Sefi and his wife for the rest of the season. It was really great. It
was really, really great. And it was for sure the best year. And then, yeah, it was easy
to get a job. Like, Gladiovis offered me, Atlanta offered me to return, Mayhem offered
me a coach. Like, it was really, really, it was sick. It was sick.
How'd we get here?
I don't know, all you need to know is that I put Tray and Aspire on the same team at
the end of the day.
Like, you want to take away, like, that's all you really need to know.
That's probably, like, the most important thing that I said in that whole story.
Hey, Druidrick.
Say hi to Falecky, cool.
But yeah, like, you can see I go back with a lot of the players in the scene, you know?
I'm watching OdaBusies Japan and the guy in my little ugly duckling story in 2021, I was
on a team with him.
I put him on my team and we struggled in North America together.
So obviously I have a good relationship with Supreme and when I see his team playing, it's
always fun.
nice and then Landon like Landon I just can't see open up on each shit like
when Landon's playing on VP it's like yeah that was leadfoot Landon you know
that was leadfoot Landon who I wouldn't put on Baptiste despite him being the
best Baptiste in North America in the world you know like a tree was on that
same team you know it's all these players like they've been around for a
long time you know like that generation of players that came through while I was
coach like you you know them all it's a pie community
it's Jolene Maxwell
hey stairs
fucking lead foot landed no that was
that was a really dark time that was a really dark time in my life
the no pay just got fired for no fucking
no good reason I lowkey got the lowkey got the outsourced treatment you know
Like I've got the outsource treatment with like criminally low
Severance pay usually your job gets outsourced to you know
Say your job gets outsourced to India or something you work for like an Australian bank and they then do the cost
Then you look Philippines like you probably get more than a month's severance, right?
Like I got a month's severance like come on now
Basically just an independent contractor at that point
Fears the aura, hey case of Kai, bro telling his life story and cancelling alts like it's
nothing.
This is what 7000 people came to watch, labor aristocracy, complaining about some severance
pay, oh my god.
Shit man.
But yeah, I mean in relative terms it ain't much of a struggle you know, but just trying
Inherch! Thanks for the 6 months, welcome back.
Um, thanks mate.
Wait, I don't have ult! I just...
I picked my major perk last fight in my brain that was ult.
I'm going all in there. Doubles...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No, no, no.
Shit man.
Kill that.
they're gonna run see I can I can taste it
like why don't I just soft punch jump and soft punch like a cancer
leave it alone
hold some heels
I'm in the cage!
What?
My life right before my eyes
Well, I can do this tiny shit here because my aim isn't good enough to kill these people. Should you be?
Maybe
No, thanks to me all myself on that but not quite
What? No
I have to touch, I'm not touching, it's all my fault, OBCS drops out, let me check mate,
let me check.
They're actually still on, they're actually still on, would you believe, they're on really
long today actually, so today's unfortunately transforming into a mega stream, I was really
hoping today would be short, but I mean I have 10,000 viewers now so I'm afraid we're
going to be here all night again. It's alright, I can see my grandmother another day. I'm
going to go for that Rez. The Rez goes off and I don't kill her. Put me down. Need that
many a good young she needed it she got value from it
your number one in the Overwatch category where big leagues yeah I mean this
happens now when emong isn't on any any day that emong isn't on this this seems
to happen now you know like it's a little different like if Kyle and such are
on but like those those people don't usually stream later than the matches
but yeah like emong is just like king of a category but I mean it's true emong's
E-Mong is the king of the Overwatch category. People go to E-Mong to see what they're doing here with my drops.
People go to E-Mong to farm their drops and chill. It's a nice welcoming stream.
It's friendly and relaxing. It's a good spot. It's a good spot to do it.
But yeah, when E-Mong isn't on, we're in it with a shot.
Ha, strafe back into me.
Okay, let's press A and just hope for the best.
what are you shifting oh they're all right there tip a hat at me can I get
some money PG for him reforms are we good this guy's voice is legit but feels
good man first time. Cheers, man. Am I gonna get rid of this swap? Are these the exotic
circumstances? No way Lifeweaver has gripped me out of my slam damage. There's no way.
I can't kill her. She's killed me. She's Anthony. No way. I didn't even realize that was Anthony
until just now.
I'm jimbaying. Thanks for the grip. I will now jump into them and die. Hey, I live for
I think not.
My soul.
Do you make emote win?
What do you mean?
They stop shooting your block.
What a mess.
It's alright.
We can uh...
What do they say?
in all camps. Where is everybody else? Already dead. Already dead. My lifewave is making
a stand here. I feel like I can shift punch here and get a pick on. Come on, shoot her!
Just one little tickle on her there. I'm going all in. Alright, it was a waste of my whole
turn. Okay. Big trouble. Big trouble. Hey, Lay. Focus, M. Calling the M is that so hard,
Lenny. That's so hard. That's, that's tough as fuck. I can't lie.
This is an absolute disaster.
Jada fish, Bonson Prime.
Oh, get out of this bowl.
We're gonna be right back.
I'll wait for all three of our skills.
That's very nice.
Posey walk.
Now we're back.
Wah!
Come on, man.
Like, give me some tenderloven care.
Give me a little grip when I do some straight bullsh**t, like...
We lost, we lost. I can hear the ferryman off in the distance.
I'll break you out of your little cupcake, mate.
Hey, supports, come here, come with me. Come on, come on.
Focus. You are in for cues, I'm so for cues.
I just want to see you. Look, I've probably mentioned you a number of years.
I no more think of myself.
Thanks for the 100 bitties Riccardo
You own me Anthony. There's no two ways about it. You are
Just him I'm afraid get that get that for you. Maybe the mercy slay we can do this we can do this. It's not over
It's over.
Where's Rebek?
Whoa, they're doing it.
I'll take the stagger.
It's not a stagger, I just don't have hands.
Okay, Rebek, Rebek, can you do a single thing?
I was more of the first half of the match single thing.
Thank you, Anthony.
You to me are everything.
Damn.
Anthony, Jin Bang, Hwang, ladies and gentlemen.
Shit's all happening on the point now. What am I talking about? Can I kill you? Can I kill you?
Yes? Yes, yes, yes.
I'm coming for you, Domina.
Come on if you Gengi. Sorry I completely lost my ability to tell stories. I think I was
playing better when I wasn't thinking. No? Is that? That's true right? I was playing better
when I was talking about the game. Like, life game. Alright. Onto that can you give us some
inside info they're gonna change to do to be like bubble next season flow state
gg's love heart thank you Anthony Jbh play the game has so far included me
missing a power punch through three people and that'll do thanks to the
Thanks a hundred videos Riccardo. I'm gonna take that as a yes. The question was
I think you give us some insider info are they gonna change to do to be like
bubble next season? I don't know nothing about that. I'm gonna be real I don't
know nothing about that. I have your stream bookmark so I can get them thanks
for the drops is that what they said?
Susie change? Didn't someone get to like try um yeah didn't someone like try the the
Susie changes when it got pushed because didn't they push it and then revert it?
GG's Cosmic Beast enjoy your drops.
Also, are we happy about the Cat Bastion nerfs? Or was Cat Bastion actually not that broken
all along so it's like who cares you know because I'm I'm kind of in the camp of
feeling like it doesn't look that bad when I watch the games nowadays like I
kind of I don't want to say I like it but the viewers seem to hate it so I can
I'm okay with it going away I swear it's fun should have never not cast gameplay
It sounds like they still might be doing that they said there are changes coming like they they said there are changes coming to the tether
So I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's my sigma. Let's do the whole
Do the whole game in hero pool. What do you think they should change about Roadhog?
That hero that hero is unfixable that hero is unfixable
like a
A hook in this game is so, there's no, there's no fixing. The fact that his, his identity is
based around his hook. So either his hook is going to be dog shit, where like he dies too easily,
or he's going to one shot you. Like the, the only way that Roadhog can genuinely be good is if he
one shots you. And everyone hates getting one-shotted. So he's unfixable. Like that's the, that's the
thing about him, you know, like in the same way that people hate Sombra, because she takes away
all of your abilities and she goes invisible it's like what is sombra without those two core tenets
of her hero identity well you make her gun suck so she sucks um but people don't like having all
like people don't like cc people don't like things that make their buttons not work anymore and
yeah that's like i thought i said i was gonna play signal what am i doing on hazard
like stadium autopilot or something but yeah
AHHHHHH!
Sigma. Death in a Sigma lobby.
Oh, Exombra's Indies.
They've reworked it a lot.
Sonora, in my opinion, was totally ruined over time.
I mean, she's been through so many different iterations, but anytime she's met her, people hate her.
And in the low ranks especially, I mean, you don't really see it in high ranks, but like, I think in the low ranks, she's like, always one of the most banned characters.
I feel like I should ignore this guys, there are 4 people standing on top of each other
I feel like that's a good press W poke
I'm gonna die
I'm no perp-y
I'm a level 280 hog, I also like the pigpan era.
I think Hog is just one of those heroes that is not very fun to play against, so fundamentally
he's difficult to balance around.
I think all of the worst characters in Overwatch, in terms of people having like many a complaint about them,
it's not because the hero is in fun, you know?
People only hate characters that are not fun to play against, and that's something that can be difficult to select for when designing a hero.
And I think ultimately now Overwatch 2 especially has taken a real approach of just like, fuck it, you know? Like, we're gonna be really...
Did I miss?
I missed the thought.
We're gonna be really loose with um...
We're gonna be really loose with what we do on the heroes, like try to be creative, like
different with it, you know, like heroes like Jabbat Cat and such coming through, and if
a hero is overtuned, then eventually they don't nuke it down, like what they're doing
with Bat now, but yeah, I, I don't think that these heroes are, I don't think that
these heroes are an easy fix at all because it's, it's fundamental to their design, their
core design involves a mechanic that people don't enjoy. Revolving the one shot around
Pigpen was nice, since if you destroy it, you take away his one shot. Yeah, but the reality
in most tiers of play is that, you know, even if he doesn't one-shot you with Hooking you,
like in a high tier of play, like if you hook someone into your whole team, you're probably
going to kill them, right? Whether it's a one-shot or a two-shot is basically the same thing
if you've got decent aim, right? Of course it matters, it moves the needle, but...
Damn.
We done.
The tether is insane ridiculous. Yeah, I think the tether is just a...
I don't know, the feedback was given during the, like, what was it called, not the pre-season bootcamp, the thing that came before it, the spotlight, the hero spotlight, like, when they did the hero spotlight and the creators were flying around, playing, like, they were flying magas around the map, like, I don't think they were doing bastion, I think it was maga that we were seeing a lot of, but like, already then, people were just like, yeah, you should probably add like an ICD to the tether, like, a little, a little cooldown will go a long way to prevent this from being, like, ridiculous, cause right now, the point of flying feels like a problem.
And they sort of just didn't do that because I guess they wanted to see like how far people could push it and see how it
Actually affects the game
But they've made changes to that
Like cats
I'll check in a sec candy when I'm when I'm done getting full health here
I'll double check because they do go off at some point. Let me give me give me one minute. No, we'll get onto you
Yeah
Like cat used to be really annoying because cat did lots of damage, you know, like I think cat right now is much less
much less irritating than it used to be for that reason
I'm gonna die to this life lever in this tall tower, am I?
Cheers mate
Alright, let me check, let me check and drops for you
Yeah, they're finished now. They're finished now, Candy.
I'll see you, uh, same time tomorrow, eh?
Oh! Can I get over here?
Oh!
probably wasn't faster was it?
I'll do it for you tonight.
We'll be seeing family tomorrow, don't worry.
Oh they'll get their loot box and they'll never return, who knows.
He's hoping right?
My thing is across.
Their first chat was DropsUP and their next chat was DidTheDropsDisappear, so I'm...
I'm on the fence, I'm not sure where this is going to end.
to
uh... actually
same AST
by tomorrow
more Japan
at 7pm EST check my schedule for a little time
you're very popular in the plat
in your plat and diamond games
that's just the average player right?
okay but what if they removed the ability to shoot
during cat carry?
top sign, hey!
You reckon, you reckon we lost him already?
I reckon we might have lost him already to be honest.
Is the patch today?
I think it's tomorrow, Lenny.
Go 007.
Get 10k viewers from Overwatch Esports, drops and fucking jumps, jumps straight into James
Bond.
Like, like a bat out of hell.
Put the suit on.
Like.
No, I'm not doing that.
something that you do when you're like a you're a content creator that's like set for life you know
like you're fully set so you do what you want I'm not set you're only on comp quick play where are
the comp cues I find um I find it really hard to like focus hard on the game for the like safer
the con cues and also talk to the chat and be a good streamer.
Like I'm not, I'm not very good at the game, you know, but I'm like high ranked enough
that I feel bad if I'm like losing someone's game in ranked.
So like if I just spend the whole ranked game talking to chat, getting shit on, then I'm
going to feel like I'm throwing.
And if I focus on the game, then I'm going to be a shit streamer because I'm not going
to read the chat.
So it's, I find it difficult to play the serious modes.
You're messy.
I asked if we could win.
Can we win please?
Absolutely we can.
to win it. So if people just ignore their chat though, yeah, but that's because they're
gameplay streamers. I'm not a gameplay streamer, I'm shit at that part.
Oh, you want some Zarya? Just play another hero. Why do I use this skin, bro? Like, I
know I have the E mode, the box E mode. But why do I use this skin? There's no way I've
done it with better skin than this. Let's see if I can find the better skin.
This is an absolute disaster.
He can't check this out.
Waddle.
He's been 18 months.
You think Vas is getting picked up?
What do you mean?
Vas.
He's on Alkacea.
What the hell do you mean?
That's a profound rice.
Let's see one Twitter the other game.
You're Australian man.
Ha, I've been gripped.
Anyone need help?
Why do you have?
Uh, it's Tracer. It's Tracer all along.
Oh, it's me, Loki.
I'm happy, yo.
Why are you weakening me right now?
Why are you weak ending me?
What did I do to deserve the weak end?
Let's walk on those supports. Let's not be ridiculous.
I'm being ridiculous right now.
He's not golden pants.
This guy's fucking almondy.
Coaching streamer, this dude's dynamic, dyslexic I swear, streamer can't read, oh fuck.
You do best getting priced off!
Oh!
Happy, happy weekend, happy weekend.
Haha, no fucking way.
Haha, that'll do it.
Dude, aim at him.
I just tank that shit this dude's dynamic
come on come on hop off the fact that I can't read I reckon I've just I've just spoken to
this profound rice chatter I reckon they're in I reckon they are in and I'd break so long
that it would yeah it would put who's who's someone famously greedy was
Midas greedy and we have the golden touch who's you know like so greedy we put
blank to shame can someone like help me complete this sentence we're not gonna
say tree like someone mythical stop saying tree you're not helping Midas is
good. Okay, so greedy I'll put minus to shame, that works.
Genghis Khan was Genghis Khan greedy, I feel like Genghis Khan is no more
is a conqueror than a greedy person.
And killer tweet.
What's the content? That's the context, right? You're human. Okay,
That's all good. That's an iconic clip. That's just the average painkiller ranked experience, you know? He gets a lot of synths on his team and he has a hard time dealing with that.
They're trying to do a remake of Blade Runner 2042 in his ranked lobbies it seems.
Should I bubble someone that isn't me?
He wants me to deal with the ball.
This is a sign from my lifeweaver that he needs help.
It's a cry for help.
But I really want to walk on these players.
Oh, he nearly had me there to be honest.
Dude, I'm going to be...
I can't...
2049?
What was 2042?
Like, maybe it's like a Battlefield game or something?
There's a 2042...
It was Battlefield? Yeah. I remember playing that when I was a kid.
Your Mercy's telling you DPS to swap and quick play? I mean, when Mercy said pre-game, they really wanted to win, so, you know.
God forbid a Mercy, you know, have some heart.
Don't judge.
I've self-bubbled for zero energy, that's probably not optimal.
I'm gonna go up there and kill this guy.
Can you even do that? You have to do it off the cart.
What's the, what does Iron Mage do as well?
You're gonna be fine, you don't need a bubble.
I need energy so I can kill you when I grab you all.
I have energy.
I grab you all.
Ah!
Something I didn't consider in this equation.
When bubbles shoot equals energy?
What? When I'm bubbling and I shoot?
I'll read the flight text.
This guy doesn't want to use the pedal.
I want it!
Ah, well, it'll buff out.
Schedule.
Perhaps it could have been clearer.
Don't worry about it, mate.
Don't worry about it.
The brick throw. The brick throw is Azari. I like that one.
Let's see just the cut. You got the cut, Mercy?
Let's try and make sure that we're all aligned with the idea of trying to win.
Did he just go lowing off the map? Like Tex is right around the other side.
Remember when Wrakklyte was a free 3% energy that was so sick?
You get energy when you're bothered and do damage.
Oh, that sounds kinda like a cheap code for more energy.
Thank you often.
I love monster, aren't I?
What does that mean?
Are they calling me a monster?
I'm going to go up here and waste my bubbles I was going to say, but I don't see no.
I was hoping to die to him eyes on the sky, but I don't know if it's luck I'm afraid.
I'm just trying to- ahhhh.
Okay.
Twitch drops guy?
Didn't save the p-
The Twitch drops guy.
He got gripped out or what?
I don't know the wheeler.
Why isn't it gripped out?
What the hell is she doing up here?
I'm really low at energy. Let's go flying in.
There's only one way to do this.
Didn't make any sense. There was no like there was no rhyme or reason behind that jump. I say there's only one way to do this at least.
I'm gonna waste my bubble.
I'm struggling with low energy right now, so I'm gonna waste my bubble.
Pay the price.
Let's go. Let's get this ball up. This guy feels drunk. Get her, Tracel.
3 minute air, yeah it's drops time mate, not pre-mode stream time I'm afraid, let's get
out of here.
That guy's low, let's get flying him.
That's what Pharah would have wanted.
I play Malga here, I feel like I'm being really stubborn on the Zarya, but like Zarya shouldn't
I guess I have to not do that, you know?
I can go get some sleep before I have to work at 2AM and have fun, Lenny.
SPM Lenny, famous friend of Jim's skin.
I'm starting to feel a little bit pressure here because I know I'm the one who really wants to win this game.
And I feel like I'm not helping with that.
I don't want to let her down.
Like, I should get a girl.
So I'm not wrong, I'm getting so old.
Got her.
Y'all gonna die.
I need some girls.
He's walking caught.
That's tough. Don't push the car.
Shit, blocked.
This is trouble. This is a bad position.
Out of second bubble.
Out of second bubble.
I'm depending on my quick play messy for letting her down.
If this or stadium, B.B. chooses side, there's no swap for me either, I was gonna go Winston
It's in Reaper.
One bubble.
Good luck.
I got a C-mog.
Just knew it, I just knew it.
Is Tank your favourite role?
No, Tank is the fastest role to get a Q.
I'm a support player.
I'll Q us a support game.
I just queue flex when I'm streaming because I get faster games and people would rather
watch you in a game than 11 minutes of quick play.
C9 and champ.
Hey CJ, how you doing mate?
Australian hotel, no Australia is great.
As long as you don't think too hard about how Aussie broadband routes my connection to
the North Americas.
when I, yeah, when I have that going, the North American routing is a problem. I was
reading about how I might be able to like, you know, I keep buffering when I stream
with Zagya, like I might be able to try and resolve the buffering issue by like, split
tunnel VPNing my browser to like America or something. Because like, if it's, if the
buffering is YouTube's Australian CDN instead of instead of America instead of
my routing to America through Aussie broadband it's kind of hard to look
out what's what like what the source of it is then I should I should be pn to
America and use the American CDN for the live because then it would just be like
high ping, but it'll still work. I don't know. All of that to like maybe buffer a bit less
when I'm casting my Xavier on the weekend. I don't know how worthwhile it is.
Just get Starlink and pay Elon. Dude, Starlink has never fixed anybody's problem. I'm sorry,
but that is like the biggest, that's a Psyol. If you think that Starlink is fixing anyone's
internet issues that lives in a major city, you're a fucking psycho. You're the same person
that thinks Elon Musk is gonna send a data center into space to cool it more efficiently
in a fucking vacuum that doesn't transmit heat properly they're having brunch wrong
gone gone Katie had how many shares of the fucking SpaceX IPO did you buy
why did the mercy hate you so much i wasn't reading the chat but the mercy was like
it's like pretty locked in no tracer please swap
I don't know like they just really wanted to win, but that was my fault I I threw
So they just had their eyes on the wrong price, but they didn't want to they didn't want to flame the twitch streamer with lots of
There's like two I just got ignored what happened. Let me look at your chat history
are you getting that weird thing with friends they say just started playing
Overwatch and say just stop playing but they don't log back in I don't know I
feel like I don't pay attention to my I don't pay attention to my friends
listen the bottom left ever it's always full of crap and there's like so many
people coming on it off all the time there's a trace I see a high ban rate
or high rate I'm not sure I don't really know what like the most ban
hero at the moment in high ranks is. I thought most people banned annoying characters and
that's like not an usual tracer. I think people like tracer.
I kept getting that weird thing also when I'm ulted there's my main starter playing over
to all of a sudden. I've been seeing a lot of like starter playing overwatches in the
the bottom left when I'm talking around in the stadium.
So maybe like this stuff here, these like double taps,
are these the bugs you're referring to?
Yeah, I guess so.
Time gets sniped by tracer bands constantly.
I mean, time's like a tracer one trick streamer though,
you know, I think watching a hero one trick streamer,
and then being like, oh, this guy's hero gets banned a lot.
I mean, that's probably not a very good litmus test, right?
People in these high-ranked games, they just want to win.
So they're going to target ban him all the time.
They don't want him getting time-free kill on him, you know?
Until you missed a very important announcement in chat,
would you like to reiterate?
It's decent for being satellite internet
they originally advertised in Rulay as bad connectivity but they raised the price by
shit ton of satan marketing to white people who camp in the forest during the desert.
Yeah, I mean, I understand the merit of it, right, angry wolf kiff?
Like, I know what satellite is, I understand this, I just mean to say that people that
live in the cities think that their issues with their ISP having congestion or something
is going to be fixed by signing up to Starlink and like, that's wrong, you know?
Like, satellite suffers from packet loss, satellite suffers from congestion, like all
All of these things are huge issues with satellite internet, but people don't realise that the
only way you're going to have a truly stable internet connection is by having a fighter
cable run straight into your house and not through the space waves.
Chris, all these months slaving away is a mod just to get him what was that the announcement?
Did Chris announce his mod-aversary?
Where even is it?
Am I blind?
look at this. Look at this. Let's find it together. Where is the browser? Where is it?
Was it this far away?
Like how far up is it, bro?
Where was it?
Have I gone past it?
People are gonna be riding blind all over the place.
It's one everyone was spamming Chris.
Where is it?
It's not there?
It's not there!
Check out that fucking ad feed, though, bottom right.
You see that ad density?
That's what drops enable will do to you.
You want to watch the stream?
You actually want to watch the stream?
That's a come back another day situation.
It isn't showing for you.
Well, Chris, thank you so much for 18 months of hard service.
would be pushing it he's already gone presumably because the ad is currently
rolling and it's three minutes long but thank you so much Chris heart goes out
to you mate
it's actually not there see I can't believe it
Why don't they just leave the drops on? They're worried no one will watch the matches. I mean
the whole point of the drops is to get people to watch the matches, you know? And then the
whole point of the way that they do this co-stream and stuff where they leave it on a little
longer and stuff like that is like, you know, it's to encourage people to co-stream their
matches and to reward people that co-stream their matches. If you get lots of eyes on
of CS than you get to read the rewards up. Nothing wrong with that. But yeah, if they
ran the drops all day all the time, then it wouldn't be an Ode to the CS specific thing
anymore. It's no longer getting people to watch Ode to the CS, it'd be getting people
to watch Overwatch in general, which isn't the goal.
I should just keep making the backhand this year, I think.
Like, why did they re-patipi up there?
I was trying to work out where they re-patipi'd, because it's like, I looked backline and he wasn't there.
And he's just sitting up there playing Sniper Reaker for like, 10 seconds straight. What's that about?
There's no wraith now, but lost anyway. I can kill the Alarian, maybe. Maybe not.
Looks like a random, maybe not here.
One in Sinclair.
I healed you.
I healed you.
He wouldn't really go to a health fight, would he?
This guy's laughing like an insurance investor, what the hell?
There's a pretty good wall right in the blossoming reaper there, I think.
There's more of the thinking man's Lucio, the mechanical Lucio.
Yeah, I mean, none of the above.
I heard MTP, I think I heard someone else.
get that cap. I'll try someone this way. She don't want to touch. Just gonna help my backline.
See like just because I'm on a hero where I like play the game a little more and it
like makes me think because I like you know I there's always something to do on this
here for me because I actually know how to play the character so I'm always like
going somewhere and thinking of something I can do like shoot the violin or this
that the other because I'm doing that you see how like astronautically worse I
got it streaming like I haven't spoken in like three minutes like I need to stay
the fuck off heroes that I can play like legit legit killing my stream by
playing the game properly like this is my stadium is god tier like I haven't had
to think since the 1960s to play stadium has it you know like you could be a
corpse and play hazard in stadium and that's just the way I like it yeah leave
alone you should play mercy I'm so bad at mercy but like I'd get so I get so
locked in on mercy too it's cuz like trying to stay aware of where I am I've
enjoyed seeing you try to make plays try I love that like a little little back
handed like nibble in it you know like he hasn't made a play yet but he's been
I saved my beat for the last fight.
What are you alive?
I thought you were dead.
If you would make a play, would you so smart?
It's cute watching him try, you know?
I like that.
I like that.
I'm gonna make sure I don't get punched out of my ult and don't get deft while I'm beating.
This is a big two.
Punch scar.
Watch me limp on my way to the point. Can't move at all. We're two for one.
About to be three for one.
Oh, I missed the burp. That was a big burp, too, like the perk and hands burp.
My team's got me, though. My people. Let's push this guy.
Let's push that soldier.
Okay. Dude, like, do normal streamers, do they like play and then talk to the chat between?
You know, like, I make fun of Tree for being a gameplay streamer, but at the same time,
it's like, I can't read chat while I do this. I can talk, like, I can talk forever, but
I can't read chat and do it. This is the problem. Like, I think what you need to do is you need
to give me like a, you need to give me like a train of thought to get on so I can just
talk nonstop for the entire round. Do you think Prince Philip could play, I probably
play stadium hazard I'm pretty sure I've played against Prince Philip in stadium
hazard in the past week like Frogger mostly just gaps about some bullshit
summer elite at reading while playing at a decent level that's super I think I
think that's why super is such a good streamer he's like he's like s plus
plus plus plus plus tier at talking to chat at the same time like I think I
think super is just like that guy as a streamer yeah so he'll like yeah read
Read chat say something funny
Have you ever been pregnant while being a coach before aggoloo box? Thanks for that caramel like what it would even read what am I even reading the chat for like
Get me out of here
Let's get some viewer games going it's not being quick-play like you always do my
Looking they're going inside or I think not
You know these tops talking when he has to lock in on the game. Yeah, I know because he's an amazing streamer
around. If he's just that guy. Maybe carry TP at least.
Should I go touch blind? I'll be the coach. This is my natural place in this world. Onto viewer
pugs. Do you remember when we did the pugs on this map like a year and a half ago?
One day the viewer game game would work on him, but not today.
me. No backline. They are all here. I am dead. The lefties missed too much. I'm alive.
I'm going to be dead again. Hopefully someone chases me and I can kill them with my right
click button. That's Sojin. She's got a look. Come on. I'm making it interesting for you
back here. Come get me. They're not interested in me. Nobody fucks with me back here.
Okay, I'll stay I'll stand with my team and press E because that's what a good Lucio does
Whoa this guy falling up on my bullshit. I was just goofing around
There is no fuck a fan contest
Good that shit last year. It's just just way too much paperwork
I can't just break that lamp, that's what a good Lucio would do, shoot the stuff that
isn't the players, the stuff that doesn't move, that's my specialty.
When the drops back, if you type exclamation mark, schedule in the chat, all of the answers
you seek will be revealed to you.
time on to 10 of us from VPC cheese. I saw a player has a command like that in this
show it's like exclamation mark a fan and it's like a 7TV mode a bunch of like
pepe's killing up or something and nightbot will just spew out like a random
number that says like you're this position in the queue I thought I thought
that was a funny command. Don't add it to my stream it's an applied bit I don't
want it but it's funny real recognize etc you know just doing like my doing my
Larry David's. Get him.
got nothing hopefully yeah that it's not random it's the queue it's the real queue
for the real product I see that we all say it would be something you see me flash
there. Not a point. Hell. The only thing more what the hell than that Kitsu was me walking
on another point. Oh, I'm obsessed drops now. Yeah, they're finished for today mate. Do
you think, um, does anybody here, this is a long shot, does anybody here know how I'm
Sky's schedule. Himski. Because I really want to raid her back. Because she gave me like
crazy raid a couple days ago and I would love to reciprocate that. So I can find a discord
and send it on the message.
She doesn't really have a regular schedule as far as I know.
Okay, I'll find a disc, because we played in Twitch Rivals together, and she rated me with 4,000 viewers,
so I really got a...
I would love to send that back to her in some way. That was really nice of her.
It really changed my whole weekend, in terms of how many people were watching.
It's like last fight now, they have to touch, just like watch the coast side, they're not
even touching it, we won, yeah let me find our discord real quick, what's that name,
speed sport?
I'm just trying to switch roles this whole game, right?
They deleted our team channel, bruh.
They deleted our fucking team channel.
Goddamn.
In fact, it left the discord.
I found that.
Alright, now let's wind up an message request getting deleted as a potential spammer.
my mom Alice who is Alice Alice is just a Alice is just a streamer an
Australian streamer that has some of the best emotes ever Alice yay Alice spin
and she just has a dog's breakfast.
Oh, get out of there.
She's a fun streamer.
Dank on. Thanks for five months.
Welcome back.
Alice Alice.
Yeah.
The editors drops off now.
Yeah.
When they come back on, you can,
you can see all my schedule around about when they're going to be back on.
She's not just a streamer.
and only. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, she's a really good streamer. Very entertaining.
Do you reckon I got speed sport added in-game? I don't think so. She has like funny characters
in NN2, right? You're even searchable. I do. Oh my gosh, she's been offline for 37 hours.
Where is she taking the weekend off? She's been offline since she raided me.
She's been offline since she raided me.
Much to consider.
Her last stream was 14 hours ago.
Maybe she hasn't been offline since she raided me.
No, she's been offline since she raided me.
Speed sport.
I'm sky.
Let me look at her twitch.
Let's see if we can work this out.
She said hi 14 hours ago four hours long that would make it 18 hours ago that she started
what's 18 hours ago that means six hours from now that means she started at 6 in the
morning
she started at six in the morning and she was awake before that
forty now is a good start and ten hours ago ended eyes are how it works
is that how it works
when it says fourteen hours ago
is that from the start time not the end time
uh... shit
uh... did i want
I'm not gonna start for like 10 more hours like that's fucked. I need to do stuff
You know, it's like, you know, that song Stan with M&M like I just I just hope this message reaches her in time
You know, it's like seven in the morning in America, right?
Like how much of a degenerate could she like realistically be like it's seven in the morning if she's West Coast
Is she West or East does anyone know that I feel like she's West because I used to get her in game
game. Yeah, I know that it's healing you in a streamfall, a bunch more hours, but yeah.
Is she West or East? I feel like she's West because I used to get her in ranked, you know,
watch one. I'll probably wait this out. I'll probably look at her games and look at her
ping and work it out. We're working this out. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. It's
like the untill I detect this segment. Look at it. Who's in her game? She has...
has 50 ping. That's central. 50 ping you're nowhere. You got 50 ping in US, you're nowhere.
You should definitely not in Cali. Which is good. The further from Cali the better. I
have 20 ping and I'm in Melbourne which is in the most servers. So if you're in Cali
you get really lucky you got 10 or something.
Sanctuary's like 1 AM, yeah I'm just throwing shit at the wall here.
I'm just guessing.
Or like really bad routing, I mean she's a streamer, she probably doesn't have that into that.
Schedule schedule schedule schedule, fuck you now everyone.
Everyone got a hang crank for that schedule.
I tried to reply to Profound Rice about the schedule, she legit took the schedule and left.
didn't even didn't even get a word in
everyone just likes typing schedule
they say the schedule I'm out
let me take a walk
lake takes mercy over here
why don't you punch him Max
Should have saved my boot for him!
Aren't you going to use the schedule streamer?
200, I don't know, latex mercy.
Yeah, I 200ed the latex mercy for sure there.
Frogger gameplay? Yeah, maybe not.
Frogger skin I think?
I'm told that he uses his skin.
I heard the anus gun but I...
I see it, but I don't believe it, well now I'm getting shot by her too, so it's time to leave.
Trouble. Big trouble.
Ugly skin? I think it's a gorgeous skin.
I hear him.
Like, is this really any better than stadium, actually, realistically?
realistically. If you always push for quick blade, you try to convert me, like is this
really any different? I have 7k tabs, yeah. Emong is taking another day off now. Is this
better than watching Hazard Strike like for 10 hours? I mean it feels like it's all just
the same slop of me sucking, you know? Like how many times have I died? Like I've been
5 deaths so this is outrageous.
If we play as real demons to be honest, I mean, this soldier and this Ana have done unspeakable damage to my realm.
I press more buttons here.
Watching you struggle to kill things in stadium is quite annoying lowkey.
I've got an email from my gym saying they want to send out a couple of important reminders
about how when you come and go you need to make sure that you turn on and off everything
properly and lock up properly because they turn off when you leave and like I went after
hours and I'm wondering like is this them did I do something wrong and they're targeted
emailing me or is it just going to everyone like was it me like I went after hours more
than a week ago like there's no way and like I turned off the lights I locked the door like
What do you mean?
What do I do?
I'm gonna die.
Come on, guys.
It was you.
They just make it look like everyone's seen I Feel Bad.
There's an unsubscribe button at the bottom of the email.
Like, there's no way that you can unsubscribe from direct communication for them saying,
hey dude, we're gonna cancel your membership if you don't lock up.
Like,
paranoid narcissism.
That's what I mean!
That's...
damn, now he's getting a business and he's going to kill me unless he turns to
he's going to get away from my magazine, this guy's a problem
Let's get a big boot, maybe we can get lucky.
Let's go on to the doctor, needy bastard.
I can unburpable tanks, take a walk.
200.
Oh!
Starwood, by the way.
I didn't I get that what do you mean I should have gotten a good clerk then it's
going things message it's a rain sentence message max on the end like when
I'm in game I turn into Xavier like I read the message not the name like that's
how that's how bad it is I can't imagine full existence like this
Jesus, he knows me. That was it.
That's fucking- it was a bomb. I didn't realize the song was about God.
I'm not really on that wave, to be honest, but I like the tune.
come on journey, come on.
Answer is a godless haven chasing about
Do you want to go away? Do you want to go to water college?
Got him didn't get him
lowkey what rank is Ajax? what rank is Ajax? I'm not going to play on my main because I'll
D mode. Yes, Felcons. What rank is AJAX? I might terrorize you, excuse. Get out of there son.
I'm not helping you with that.
What the hell?
Oh, my life.
Hunter, when this pandemic ends, are you locking in?
Dude, I can't wait for this pandemic to blow over so I can get a job,
see my friends again, get a girlfriend, all that, you know?
What's the message you're doing? She's trying to touch.
Was that perhaps a C9 dino dance?
What's up Lilybaked?
I saw you in the tom chat earlier.
Is he finished?
Go on aren't you gay?
Check the pin message, breadsticks.
So this song is an insane, but I'm restarting the song.
This is a real tune.
W slaps.
Water cap.
I still, this one does slap.
far on my head. You're not locked in here. I'm locked in. I am locked in with you, it's
I've got mine.
I've got mine.
No! She's so satisfied!
Oh, you could actually, you could feel the satisfaction flowing through her the seconds, the seconds she hit me.
Oh, fuck.
that's quick, quick, quick, right next to me, she's quaking around the server. She
dare.
Hey, people. I've decided to go to work tomorrow. Good night. Thank you for the stream. You're
welcome to you guys thanks for stopping by let's get some flowers going
you're killing us yeah
let's just play
were you not in one of the games before? I thought you were the ball in the enemy team on Kings River
You were the dominer.
Shrodinger's cat.
No way.
In their back.
I show feet, really.
Put it away.
They're back. I show feet, really? Put it away.
Are you Aussie? If so, congrats on the win at the World Cup. Yeah, I am Aussie. Cheers, mate.
People are loving the schedule command. It's my schedule even set, by the way. I hope I set it.
I'm pretty sure I set it for like the stage, you know, where I set it on like a reoccurring
basis or something.
There's also a stream on Wednesday that's going to be missing from that, because I...
Let me look at what my schedule actually says, hold up.
Fuck, wrong tab, wrong tab.
Okay, like why do these have different start times?
How does that say 7 and this says 6?
Maybe because I knew that I'd started 7.
Was I wise?
Did I say 7 on this day and 6 on this day because I knew that I'd sleep all day because
it was the Sunday stream?
Well, I must have really been in my mind, like in my right mind when I wrote this.
It said 6 beforehand?
It looks bang on 7 though.
Oh, unless it changes based on your start time, it probably changes based on your start
tongue. Yeah. Let's change the first one to seven because, you know, I'm just not making
that. And then these are right. These are all right. And this is right. And this is
right. And this is right. But I need to add a stream for next week. I have CS Japan.
watch it's at 7 p.m. as always 6 p.m. and it's for 10 hours or something sure
call it 8 hours and it's the super week it's on a Wednesday so next week
Wednesday
done thanks for bearing with me
Modest ring is so underutilized.
I think a new queue is over here again, so I can queue snipe you.
You just want me to play on EU, like, you're trying to drive me over to Europe.
Any news about the Boga thing?
He's not inviting me.
Come on, they're here. Hey, Palske, good ol'.
He's not inviting me, though.
No invite? No.
Nah, he's fine. He's fine.
Guess I have to watch the aircrows.
Actually, I should get a really important message today and I saw it on my last game and I didn't know what it started streaming.
I wonder what the outcome of that was.
Also, what's for dinner tonight? I have that pizza in the fridge, but I'm thinking I might even let the pizza ride until tomorrow.
If there's something I can eat, that isn't gonna make me feel terrible, you know?
We're kind of in like terrible o'clock.
We're in like a really bad time to eat food.
Morning pizza's good.
I don't know, I could put the pizza in the oven, heat it up, eat that, that'd be good.
But I don't know, I kind of want to eat like some vegetables and shit, you know, like that's,
yeah, like I feel shocking.
Enter box, it's so late, it's 1am, like everything's closed.
Everything's closed, like I'm doomed.
I'm doomed.
The Japanese restaurant is fake.
This doesn't exist, right?
The Japanese restaurant opened until fucking 4am.
This place is selling, this place is selling roadkill or something, bro, there's no way
to get, 4am, 4am food, no way.
They're finished for the day, Stardust.
Like how bad must a dish be for it to have a 75% thumbs up ratio on Uber Eats?
Like that's a really, that's got to be bad.
Hi Mashee.
For 25% of people to actively downvote food, that's got to be bad.
That salmon sashimi is going to be more worms than fish.
I feel like maybe there's probably something Mexican that can have vegetables in it.
Mexicans like the only thing that's like often awake late at night, but I feel like
Mexicans that's awake late at night. You just like fried stuff and tacos
First time gooners from Luca burrito bowl from Izami I
Can do like it's Guzman right like Guzman Guzman is the answer to my problem there
Can I have like passes out or something ordered and left in the fridge or something like this?
I mean I can just eat the left out pizza. I can just eat the left out pizza and stop being ridiculous, you know?
It's like I feel like shit. I don't want to make myself feel more like shit
I'm gonna make myself feel more like shit and eat the pizza because I don't want to spend money on ordering another meal, you know?
Like that's...
What do you think Luca? What do you think?
Cooking stream cooking stream. Were you here for the cooking stream Mashi in 2024?
You've been following since 24
I bet actually wasn't here. I bet actually missed it
You're running max adds to 10,000 people that's true
It was two years guess you can't remember much Ashley's in Eugene
Yeah, Ashley, hello smug, Ashley misto, hello fresh, exclamation mark, hello fresh, get
a hundred US dollars if you cook the food on stream, easiest hundred bucks I've made
in my entire life.
Literally cook yourself dinner on a camera and get paid a hundred dollars to do it,
like, so fucking, so fucking good, imagine not doing that, like imagine being in such
to position that you would take on the sponsorship and then not cook the food for $100.
I got someone tell her fresh a little too much and the stuff was ass.
It was like, it was like okay, you know, like I ate it.
I ate it, I didn't mind it.
I find that usually like when I'm looking at like pre-prepared meals or stuff like that,
it's just that they cook with stuff that I don't usually use.
They use different spices and flavor profiles that I don't use, and they're always really
strong.
I don't know if that means that I'm an undeveloped chud or something with my palate, or if they're
just trying to like...
I don't think that's your jam, bro.
Let's switch it off.
So yeah, I think Halifair is supposed to give you a smaller portion.
I think because they reimbursed what I ordered, so I ordered a larger box of the stuff.
pallet chud pallet yeah i ordered like a larger box of stuff so the portion size was no issue at all
they may cook anthony come over just cook me a cook me a five star michelin meal and get the
the fuck out of here, you know, like...
Did they ever hit you up again?
It was through, um...
It was through, uh...
Streaming on the sponsorships.
I never got another one.
But I don't think they very closely assessed
how well you did or didn't
fulfill the sponsorship activations there,
to be honest.
Where's the drops?
Check the pin message in the chat, mate.
chat mate. Let me fix my title. I'm gonna fix my title. Sorry I'm just changing my
I'm going to try and get the last one.
We have the drops.
Oh yeah, why are you alive still?
Because the view count is a handcuff to the desk preventing you from doing anything that you possibly want to do with your life.
If you count good, work hard, stream long, make money.
How did you beat that after yesterday?
Um, it's crazy what 8 hours of sleep will do for you, you know?
One to do, eat old pizza on couch, needs once, I wanna go work out.
Um, oh, I wanna go work out.
I drink a protein shake and call it a day unfortunately you actually have to like exercise
You know you have to exercise to get value out of the protein and I don't think they faffin about with my with my blinds and picking up a
Little some wooden board or doing 10 body weight squats is gonna cut it for me like if I
I want to actually
Retain any level of muscular draw fitness. You have to you have to work for it a little bit. I'm fortunate
And I'm not I'm just like not working out at all really like it's so infrequent with how much I'm streaming at the moment
Yeah, you need to exercise, you know?
You reckon Big John is just like, ah, that's a healthy meal for me, because it's got lots
of protein in it.
Now, he knows what's going on.
Protein shake, that's nothing useful.
It could be a Guzman angle though, I think Busy Grigid here might have convinced me actually
on the whole your running ads.
Your running ads to 10,000 people, like that might justify it, you know?
You might have helped me cope my way out of pizza today.
One beer, one protein shake, good breakfast.
How are the games?
they were shocking today so fast.
Eating all that exercising does
more than just taking a protein shake.
You mean like eating real food and stuff?
I have a pizza store for a local farmer for food and veg
and I can select a meal prep.
Life's become so easy to be healthy.
Their servers are pretty like,
their servers are pretty popular nowadays, right?
Like,
I think there was one at Burbs,
one after Mike,
and then he muted some of his mate.
Then he muted everyone, so.
I can hear him, he doesn't hear me.
He's like a one-streamer at the same time or something, or he's just muted as he makes
you fall to much.
He told me to swap heroes.
Exercising's better than not exercising.
He's aga-waste your money, he tells us right.
Well, I'll just hit the pace of tomorrow, like, I'll hit the pace of tomorrow instead
of today, you know?
it's not like it's disappearing but maybe maybe the pizza's fine
we need to make a fish finger sandwich so good that sounds noxious you know
that sounds really noxious I think we're I think I've flipped up back we're
not we're definitely definitely not kidding
I was going to the gym seven times a week at one point last year.
I mean it's like, I think the gym is really good when you're in the routine.
When you're in the routine, if you don't do any sort of sport or anything like that,
just having some sort of regular, regularly scheduled exercise where you can take your mind off stuff,
not get caught up with work or anything else and just have a bit of time to yourself is really nice.
I find it to be a nice relaxing time.
It helps me unpack a little bit, but when I'm really busy it's always the first thing to go
because it kind of comes in conflict with, you know, doing work, focusing on anything
professional or attentionally demanding really.
So get out of there.
I'm trying to help you, Robert.
We're all down to the diva.
White bread, butter lettuce, taco sauce, fish.
That sounds young.
I had a walking pattern in my staying desk for a while.
Yeah, you're all about the functional health, aren't you?
You're the squats person as well.
You're in just 10 squats.
So you'll definitely tap down on that shit.
Happens.
I gotta get all around.
I wear compression socks too.
What do you wear compression socks for?
For your circulation at the computer?
Do you like it?
Do you play games on an aeroplane or something?
I'm like
This is you when I'm at school now is that just because you're like sitting a lot?
I
Wear binding I wear foot binding
That's alpha
I'll fuck with that
It's like you know appeal to history
Nothing wrong with having an outfit that has a bit of culture, you know
I hear one underneath.
Yeah, I hear one underneath.
This guy's here.
Ah, I know I've been a lot twice.
The hell, like...
Is there like a lot of...
Is there like a lot of sedentary time at nursing school?
But nurses spend a lot of time on their feet.
I guess not when they're in school.
got to get on this. Socks are really good for standing for many hours.
Oh! It's not a sit exclusive, it's for many postures.
I can almost take on high ground.
No.
I wear Neyfeskyatika.
And I laugh at having a gym injury.
Neybrize.
Got one of those chair pillows.
a lombar support pillar. Huh. Give me the hole. I kept it so busy that I C9 the game.
Dude, I swear all three of my Lucio games have ended in a C9. No, I don't have a lombar
support pillar, but there's some sort of lombar support on the back of this jam naturally,
Like a pillow is not gonna stop me.
I feel like consciously set up, you know?
Postures, postures are conscious too.
You see Zaku?
Zaku, Zaku it, right there in the end.
Is that a serious question actually?
Just hearing clinicals, okay.
Are you nearly like, are you nearly a nurse?
Are you like nearly, nearly fully fledged?
I'm doing my bachelor.
How long does it take?
Like what's the, ah, it's a few years.
I can't be a bit, a long way from nursing then.
Would you give me a midwife?
Oh my.
Let me um, let me put that pizza in the oven.
One minute.
I'm just trying to yell some out.
Wow, it didn't pop.
Oven's heating up now.
So chillin'.
He doesn't know I don't think so, no, no, what, me?
My missing semi-muts.
Ranked.
God, you can never satisfy them.
Let me try.
Contact.
Did I ever place this, like did I finish in Masters, I finished higher.
Do you want NA66?
NA in general?
NA66?
Okay.
I'll play on my name then.
I'll play on my main then because this is champ and my man is not so we'll do that
Welcome I have to go. How do you enjoy mine?
Let me let me block everything but the American Super Surfer
Done and the Saudi Super Surfer we can block that too. I can just play on my main right? I'm pretty
sure I'm pretty sure I'm GM5 or GM4 and 6x6.
First time paid chatter. I wish 6x6 is popular, you'll notice.
Like it is in an A. Yeah, I mean I feel like being an American content creator
it's much easier, right? And in the Overwatch League era
it was like a cheat code, you know, be American and it's just easy
in relative terms, in relative terms. Like, you know, a lot of the largest
streamers are catering to the North American time slot and stuff like that, but it's really
hard. It's really, really hard. Now, because it's like super saturated and competitive.
It's super saturated and competitive. I was like that. Like how do you go live and you're
competing with like Frogger, Aspen, Warn, Emong, Flats, every day. PG for the Esports fans,
Sugar Free for the Esports fans, like people like Tree, like they're so much smaller than
these, these big streamers like Aspen and Such, and Emong. You can be the best player
in the world for years at Dungeon and nothing, you know? You need to have an exclamation mark
personality. This is so many first time Jattas today, it's because they didn't come from
a raid actually, it's because they came naturally. Did you miss yesterday? Did you miss Korea
yesterday and show up late? I feel like you did, right? It was kind of the same yesterday
because yesterday and today, E-Mong has taken the day off. And when E-Mong takes the day
off, this must be the treatment that E-Mong gets, you know? Like people go to the top
of the category, like the actual number one stream. Like I always get more people coming,
but now I'm getting like the true majority.
Ha, lots of years of practice, that's all.
But yeah, this time it's lots of killer, that's great.
When all the drops for the Battle Pass
Kips the loot box be enabled,
if you check my schedule, you'll get it in the local town.
You'll get it localized for you.
I feel like Tree could be big if he actually gave the creator stuff a shot.
He has a good personality and is obviously a freak at the game.
I think he's actually, like, actually see actively succeeding in it now in a way.
Like, he's a lot larger than he used to be.
I feel like he gets 500, like, 500 concurrence pretty regularly.
He's like, up in his game on YouTube.
Like, his YouTube's bigger than mine now, I think.
I think he's, yeah, he's got something.
He's got something.
Thanks, Savisuki.
Should I, let me kill my YouTube live stream, I don't know why I'm still live on that to
be honest.
End live stream.
I was going to go look at the analytics for my YouTube video from the weekend because
hopefully that's the last video that I choked out that way.
is anyone here like monster? what like the energy drink? yeah that new video did terribly
we give up on the thumbnails we give up on doing the meme thumbnails start doing like real ones
real ones with clickbait
focus more of my content around more of america and stuff and yeah
Got that, got my new weapon variant, man, it crings in as magical.
Frog skin, and watermelon is actually fire.
I love it, you know.
Also, why not be in queue for a really long time in this mode?
Because of the time.
Oh, I actually have the icon in the bottom left.
Holy shit, what am I saying?
By the way, I love the YouTube stuff.
I'm glad you enjoy it.
enjoy it. I think the editor does a really good job at making those videos, but I do
a terrible job at making it so that people actually watch them. I do a really bad job
of actually promoting the platform, and I don't put a lot of effort into the title
thumb nailing side of things, I just let him let it rip, but because I don't have that
same level of face name recognition as someone like Lenny, he just makes memes instead of
the pictures of my face. But maybe we might experiment with changing the format to, like,
I mean, you know the apply thumbnail? Like, you know the apply thumbnail? They're like,
well, what? She can write it? Like, if we just make small thumbnails like that with my face
and it's like, the worst player of a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Like, the memes are funny, but like, they don't get clicks from people that don't. Like,
know what I mean like they're not actually mind control attention grabbing
like they're all funny I like them all but they don't work memes and thumbnails
are hard because you have to read it and you shouldn't have to read anything
for it to be intentionally grabbing the memes got me what got me originally
I'm biased. Yeah. I know where their ads again. This guy's got bad news about the ads. I can
see now such as
you stack those lobby
range in here
Does Overseas continue tomorrow? Yeah?
My schedule is an accurate reflection.
Diamond tier is GM2 so it's a big range.
We are going to get a losing trend so fast.
This was a 40 minute queue for these guys, is what they're saying.
So that's troubling.
That's alright, we'll do our best to not throw that game.
Oh man, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
This is 6v6, I haven't played ranked in forever.
I haven't played ranked since the start of the season.
Just find out if this is an easier game than my own.
I kinda wanna like their flank with him, like set up a little.
I see him setting up behind, we have like this advantage.
I don't want him to get traded so I want to like go with him.
Hashtag educational.
I don't want to go do anything crazy, I don't want to go too wide but like once we're already
65 and I see him committing to the flank, leaving him B is like, it's just more likely
that he's going to get traded.
Punch me in the face dude.
What are they at doing?
Is that the Australian player, Dark?
Got a little hop skip and a jump around here, keep getting shot in the face with a lot of the game.
Dude, I'm doing 10 sets of bullshit here.
Actually, just existing in the general vicinity.
Let's get in there though, we're gonna go.
This is why Burger won't let me in the bash bro.
I haven't played it all this week, I hate drives.
I played cool stadium for my drives.
Only stadium.
This guy's getting touched on my days.
Just one now, go.
Slash Doomfist, slash some other tank that he was on in the first fight I think.
Dude, we are a fucking onslaught sniper right now.
This lobby is actually full of Americans that have in selects, like this is like a lobby
where people look like a full standard deviation lower than their true rank based on how tired
they are.
Like this is impossible.
How bad do you think we're playing?
Wee griffs.
They're just nano-gladed.
Didn't feel that way, bro.
They're just nano-gladed.
Didn't feel that way, but...
Alright.
How much damage does my Bastion have? I feel like he's missed a lot.
I wanna listen to that Phil Collins Jesus song again.
Have they been on Queen the whole game as well? I'm not sure.
I'm not paying enough attention.
Forget it. Like, what am I all checking for? Did I just die?
thinking about what I want to use my bait for when the card hasn't stopped
moving since the match started
hopefully that was as much fun as you were hoping for Ashley
what was that what the hell was that
fuck ass game
I thought I was finally getting myself out of bronze last night after months of it, and
then I lost 3 in a row.
What a game.
That was...
That was cooked.
That was actually cooked.
Guy said, I don't know man.
I think the chat would like to see you open a loot box.
Dude, I can't open the loot boxes.
Wait, what was my rank thing? What did it do?
I ranked up! That was my rank up game!
I got GM3 from that.
Fuck's sake.
Do you want to find out what I got in the e-sporting box?
Go on. Let's see what we got.
we got
like a mouthful echo bro this echo just this echo just hit my line and asked
me to start chatting for its only fans agency like we're fucking doomed like
it's it's not happening
shit man i just poured more water on my lap i just pissed myself for a second
time this stream like fuck
That callout was so good.
Hey, Kels.
Get chatting.
Kels, what are you doing right now?
Suffering noise?
I've thought about it, so I've been quiet today, a long day at the cracker factory.
I pre-heated the oven and it's like ready to it's ready to have a gigantic everything pizza slid into it
Then here going stadium like you just have liked
How many grains of protein do you eat a day? I don't track it. I don't work out enough to even think about it anymore
Dude, I mean look at my arms, bro. I've lost. I haven't there's nothing here, dude
I'm just like a skinny little fucking lengthlet again. Then it's over like I
Gotta go back to the gym
But like anytime I like budget our time to go to the gym like tonight was time to go to the gym
I just have fucking 10,000 viewers for no reason after it was yes, so it's like have a protein shake
It's like dude the protein is not gonna make a difference if I don't work out bro like
Maybe like between cues. I'll like I'll like hit some push ups
I had some push ups yesterday, but like it's not enough like I need to actually
Really work out like I need to go to the gym and lift some fucking heavy weights
80 kilos with those arms. I mean I got I got a big ass a
Big legs, but yeah. Time freaky. You lose less muscle if you eat protein? I know. Everyone
match you lose 250 pushups. I'm pretty gassed after I do 20. I'm usually fairly gassed after
20. I couldn't do 50. Let me queue for the game and then put the pizza in the oven and
And hopefully I haven't been DC kicked by the time that's done.
And then we'll just find a timing to get the picture
at the other half of this too.
All good, we're still in queue.
Hi everyone.
So let me, yeah let me hit that, let me hit that, check of the clock.
Start a timer for what, like how long, how long should the timer be?
Ovens on 180.
What?
They updated the timer app?
Yuck!
They updated my clocks.
I hate updating my phone, I hate when things change.
10 minutes, 10 minutes, 11 minutes, 11 minutes, 10 minutes, when do replay codes wipe tomorrow?
Tomorrow, right? This is a new patch. Okay, so let's angle for, let's angle for 20 pushups,
You know what's up, baby? What's up?
That's angle for playing push-ups
You can't see me down here, right like like if I go down here am I invisible I?
Don't want to be on the camera
Like this is thing like is this invisible
I don't know. I hope so. I'll go down the cam. We good bird.
So, I was invisible, yeah?
Just got the Callios Queen skin.
Sounds like I was invisible.
There's nobody typed anything, something went in the clear.
And there's a problem.
It didn't even do it.
I love Beatty. Beatty's a fucking good chatter.
Once you're just lying on the floor, yes. I'm just breathing really heavy, like, to fake you out.
And now I'll try and do the, what's the, like, the emong walking pad method where he's like on a, I don't have a walking pad.
So what I can do is I can walk in a really small circle, I can wear my desk here, and
I can like walk back and forth again and again and again, I can walk in like a figure of
eight around my chair maybe, there like this.
So if I just keep going around and around and around like this, this is not a figure
of eight, this is a circle.
But you know, if we just keep going around like this, we'll change direction, come back
around the other way now. Well, I try to prevent death.
What's this song? It was Lady Rider.
Okay, let me repeat. Lady Rider by Donna Straits.
I know that before I'm plugging it.
That's cat business, though, for sure.
His neighbors.
I mean, you get what you get, you know.
Let me get, where is he going?
In the circle mostly.
I gotta get one of those E-mog walking paths.
I bought, um, actually, I actually got more going on here.
I understand invest now, but the cables weren't long enough.
But I've actually got the cables over here.
There's some, there's some cables right here.
So, I should have new HDMI cables and a display port cable for the different monitors that I have.
So hopefully these are long enough to sort me out.
I bought some monitor arms too.
Hopefully these are long enough to sort me out.
So if I can use the standing desk properly.
Because right now my display port cable is a bit too short.
Cable, cable way back down.
Drum look best, drum look best.
Should I just keep walking?
How's the audio?
Because I assume, like, I sound really far away when I'm walking, right?
When I'm walking in circles forever.
I could change the shape, I could start walking in a square.
Chat, what is he doing?
Well, it appears I actually can't read, because Taylor asked what I was doing, not what the song was.
But that's life.
I was just walking. I just went for a little walk, Taylor.
Out of breath from walking?
I'm still out of breath from the push-ups.
I like walking. I can do that one without dying, you know?
GG.
exclamation mark tilde drops so close so close squatting is probably better for
getting blood flowing I mean I can do that too but that one I have to like walk
over there to do is I don't want that in the frame no way this is not a mod
playstream you are you are not getting squats
it's sad yeah it's life can't always get what you want and yeah like these
pushups like I can feel they're gonna take a toll on my wrists every time like
it feels like more tense now you know like it doesn't like hurt but it's gonna
hurt like we shouldn't do pushups we need a pushup bar or something so I'm gonna
to keep my wrist neutral if I wanted to push ups.
J-Woo.
Why Kira pleading?
Ha ha ha ha.
That's too hard.
I don't know, I just, you should stream a game while on a walking pad for research purposes
for the gameplay of the phenomena.
I mean, if I get a walking pad, I can raise the desk up and I can do like a cast on the
walking pad.
I think that would be funny.
That clip of Rak attack watching Natsuki Ajax and Natsuki is, like, Rak is on the
the walking pad while Matthew hears Ajaxing. So Rax going, Matt, no! And he's just walk,
walk, walk, walk through the whole emotional response. It's, it's so good. It's so good.
Prince Philip walking. I mean, you know, it's crazy. Like, I actually,
I have a barbell bro, like I have a barbell and weights, like during COVID I bought a
barbell and some weight plates and stuff, but like I don't want to do that on stream.
I don't want every element of my life to be turned into like a content moment on the stream.
I bought dumbbells and haven't used them once.
I used to use my barbell and my weight's pretty regular when I was at home.
But then once I moved in, once I moved in to my apartment, I didn't want to have it anymore
because it's like wooden floorboards and stuff and it's been with my mums for a long time.
But when I used to live with my parents, I'd always have it there, there's no problem.
But once I moved to America and moved out, I stopped using it.
I can't stream. Can guys even take their shirts off on Twitch?
Workout stream with TopCovered.
But what I actually need to do
is I actually need to like plank and stuff. And you know those exercises like
those like super sauce exercises like
like planking and doing like hip thrusts like that
that's genuinely the exercise that I need to be doing. Not like
Like when I go to the gym, I'm not planking and doing hip thrusts, so I lift the barbell.
But that stuff is what is actually really good for your posture and stuff like that.
Like, a lot of my posture issues are from underused glutes from sitting in a chair or
stuff like that.
So if you get on the ground and start doing those hip thrusts, it just works.
It just resolves problems.
squats and hip thrusts, going for a run. Yeah that's a good call as well, like
that gets your hips moving really well, it limbers you up. Bunnykins, a flower! I
despise hip thrusts and exercise, they're weirdly strenuous. They're
strenuous because you've got like weak muscles that you don't use, you know, but
then they stop being strenuous if you strengthen those muscles and then you're
fun again. That's like, that's all you, that's all you got to do. I'm just, I just ain't at that point.
Polishing the Aga bounce, polishing the Aga bounce.
There it is.
There's the bounce!
Thought it would never come.
Thank you Bonnie Kins.
But yeah, can we get some snipers to queue up please?
I'm on NA666 hacks.
But yeah, I don't know, like, if I do some planks or something, uh, Zycat, you gotta...
Cat business please, Kayla.
You should get 7TB.
is drop shit. It's been time for the pizza.
Select your hero.
Select hero bands.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi?
What are you doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, I left it in too.
You're on call?
I'm calling, sorry.
I'm calling, sorry.
Sorry mate.
What?
I left it in there.
I wanted to go more.
But let me forget.
Got wide.
What's the rank range of the slobby?
Okay.
Sigma.
Oh.
What's the rank range of this lobby?
Sigma
Master 2 GM3 fuck
Dude, that piece is gonna burn. That piece is gonna burn!
You wanna ult on that?
It's bad.
I'm feeling good.
Oh shit.
You gotta try it.
Let's get some more.
You're gonna try it. Let's get some more.
Is she crazy?
She's not crazy, she knows I can't hit her. She knows I suck.
Time to fade? No, I gotta do it after the point.
Rage, Major.
These are things to consider. Thank you for opening the floor to the marketplace Riccardo. I appreciate that
Thank you, Adore.
Cridwall, Cridwall.
You still win though, because the search is in a good use spot.
That's trying to walk on me, didn't mean to passionate.
But fucking man, I'm ignoring that.
Didn't hit, I'm sorry.
Okay, this is like actually max length that pizza is actually gonna be coming out of the oven black
like this bad
Let's go back to the point
Nice. Oh, shit.
You good? You good?
are we winning I'm running I got stairs in my house I took it out I I didn't take
it out but I opened the oven door and I turned off the oven so we should be good
is it burnt or just slightly burnt none of the above brother it's it's perfect
It's the perfect slice.
Aren't you worried about that?
The ball's going to floss point.
He's going to come behind me and kill me.
But I've got to shoot. He's flossing point.
They tidaled their bait to deal with.
They followed himself because he's a fool.
The guy thinks he's him.
I thought I was him.
That's on me.
Fudge? This emoter overwatch for good Christian gamers, bro.
Happens to the rest of us, brother.
this guy's got me wanting to listen to that jesus feel-goin song again
fuck
I slept smashy I slept video on demand
explain why I ran in that, explain it
you can't, there is no explainer
you like getting deflux? can't teach
can't teach move, can't teach move
How are you, Smashi?
Oh
Big downpour that downpour was fucking aura, bro
I'm sorry, I smashed you.
I'm saving a walk in that.
You don't need a walk in that.
You're on a walk in that.
Shit, I got none here, so
I
What
What just happened?
Oh my god let me get the page out of the oven.
Before I kill again.
Let me get the page out of the oven.
Let me get the page out of the oven.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so what we need to do is we need to turn the stream into a reaction
slot because this is a big ass pizza.
This pizza doesn't fit with the 66ing schedule.
Play Slay the Spy 2, you just, it's like Emong's offline so you just want me to do what Emong
does in Cuba. Let me get a video. I just got a cornetto and the bottom half of it broke off.
You want anything from the shop? Cornetto. Mercy players are terrifying. 14 minute long sugar
free video. I'm in.
Moral.
I'm pretty sure there's a hurricane tomorrow, Jess, and my
power is going to be out.
Okay, you want to say the thing tonight? Oh, I'm pretty sure
there's a tornado tonight, bro. If you wouldn't match on land
against the Korean team, I'll give you 100 bones. What do you
say? Just know I'm remembering that message.
Just know when I'm on the big stage in the grand finals for his crazy raccoons or is Ada
Just wait, what do you think about the new pickups for TL?
Uh, I think attacks really good, but I look he don't know anything about kinesis, but
Oh, we're having Vega probably so we're gonna have Vega as IGL for team liquid
Let's just think about that with this we had the schnitzel first
I remember seeing this guy tweet and he doesn't know how to tweet a picture on Twitter
And also
Now he's got a good-ass smile. Why is every Overwatch pro gay for each other?
What I was what wouldn't even gay for each other. I said he has a nice smile
No, oh
What was that one virus called? Well, is it the hentai virus bro? That shit already fell off
Who would you choose your girl or tracer?
Obviously my girl bro, what's obvious
I
Took the mouse and keyboard. Yeah Conokie took the mouse and keyboard is never just sugar free, okay
What's in a fucking screw?
How do you know what's in a screw?
Average digital edition.
All the fucking extinctions in here.
Ryan, let me play a map, or PDK.
Let me play one map, please.
I'm so bored.
Phantom makes his three classic New York sandwiches.
I tried my old 350-pound diet.
Jocked out the movie.
There's nothing to watch!
I'm 35 of failure in society's eyes, but the happiest man ever.
Bro, he's made.
He's got a bag of ruffles chips.
This is 90% of my chat.
Currently.
Wednesday.
Oh, tough.
oh wait wait wait why is that the only kill it showed by the way why is that the
only kill it showed in the entire edit one she's gotten the other kills too
and edit with one fucking one kill one shot why is everyone else in a custom
bought you
You were saying something I think he interrupts me.
Whoa, just make your own mark.
Sorry, I'm unmuted.
That's embarrassing, I'm going to kill myself.
I get it so much genuinely.
I actually get it so fucking much.
The amount of times I've done that is unreal.
Holy age.
Turkey.
Oh, nice shot.
We're champ to baby on our way to champ one on tank
I'm good. I think we're like a screw money. I'm deep. Yes
Fuck I'm fucked in life later. I don't know how super still doing it. He has no bitches
First off don't call him that how many rings you got
Haha, I have an OWCS stage one through four ring deck. I
Don't know how super still doing it. He has no bitches
First off, how many rings you got these bro? I have an OWCS
You know through four ring that counts by the way acting like you didn't need the Avengers to win
I'm not gonna keep on saying that and where were my four teammates in Toronto?
I'm claiming the old bowling chain, bro. I'm telling you don't call them. They were you. I was there. I'm not okay
I didn't make it past eighth place, but I was there same map wins as them. It's not same map losses
I didn't see them with a map loss
And you got to lose to learn by the way, so where's their knowledge? What did you learn?
You're gonna see in stage two by a good slot machine. You're gonna see how I figured it out
Learned you still can't beat Waybo on King's still a poet mr. Cal
They were though
I'm not gonna lie they I deadass had them shook they saw me walk into the arena
They were a hundred percent scared. Just wait. I'm telling you we all figured it out for Japan
We took a second and realized what we need to do
Right back to you from stage two you're gonna see Hawk on monkey like you've never seen him on monkey before
Yeah, you heard me right Hawk is gonna be on monkey hard juggling the lobby like prime fearless
I'm not kidding bro. This is gonna be hot coming into stages. Okay. Just wait. I think golden pants
Is did you see how many points do you want to be primed up on one one not one fearless?
I think we need to take JP before the price. I'm pretty sure he just finishes military service. Wait a minute
I feel like I'm missing the gp. They're both finished their military one game 61 like
You've already done it
Dude, I should have no I should have been a tank player
I imagine if I was a tank player instead of flex DPS me on tank then we would have gone proper
Proper stalker
Be a RuPaul who's meeting that roster who's beating that roster? No one legit. No one. I'll be I'm not kidding was actually
Who's on deadlock bro, am I reading that name right no way they let trung on deadlock who invited him
I
Don't know
It was actually no where else to go you guys just don't think like it's fun
He had 77 might be one of the best zoning pulsars like in this game. Oh
Nobody's I don't win it. It's like the chartiest team of all time
He's zero percent pulse on the tattrate and a hundred percent impact on pulse bombs, right?
Oh, that sounds so fucking stupid.
Some people might believe it though.
It's upsetting watching them lose, like the way that they cock it up, make sure you don't
cry.
I'm dead, Jack.
And he gets resed.
Really, title hat?
I hit the pulse though, I fucking told you I would.
He's good, he's like that, he's good.
Top floor top.
Just like that.
Just like that.
Hey another stick, I mean what more do you want from me? 100% stick rate.
My grandma types faster, slow ass.
You know what? Let me actually do a typing test real quick.
Lenny's like a real content creator now.
I'll tell you a typing test site.
This guy's like permit the tonning, no?
Please?
The whole video.
He's just got like...
He's got, he's like,
Are you serious right now, voice on?
The whole time he talks?
He's ready for everything to be turned into a play.
I think I might actually be nervous or something.
Bro, no, that's a warm-up.
That's a warm-up.
That's a warm-up.
That's a warm-up.
That's dead-ass a warm-up.
I'm 123 raw.
Actually, I look...
Actually, LG.
Oh Jesus. You even choke while typing. Whatever, bro.
Gotta make your money so irrespective. Irrespective. That ain't funny as fuck. If you can do that shit, do it.
Alright. Look at me, bro. I'm eating a pizza with a 6,000 mule, right?
Quiet. If I told my mom... If I told my mom how I earn my money today, she'd say,
Well, how are you gonna earn your money tomorrow?
Who's gonna actually win a thing or a TL thing?
Well, they farm the cap. They farm the cap. So like...
What are we looking for? What are we looking for tomorrow, Alistair?
Oh, gray heavens. Oh, wee-coms.
like what are the things that you're thinking of?
alright, good tranks
people gotta finish their food, alright how many people are eating food right now?
me, me
me, me, me, me, me, yo fatasses how are we all eating right now?
why is she calling me fat?
look how many first messages there are
yo how is there this many first messages? where are these lurkers coming from?
you got anyone eating right now?
some of you are subs too
to anyone at all am i view body
yeah blizzard
actually has a lot of nothing to do with us for some time after me
he has blizzard he has blizzard he has blizzard susie be me next tell us full
max i'm back right out there man
whatever bro w rezz
i mean sugar free i'm quite a princess i can't bake it
Hell yeah dude
Happy pride happy pride y'all
I'll be the ultimate Georgia that'll be till the end of the season
Is that the bad like is that the drive stroke? I thought that I thought that I don't know what you're sorry
No, no, no because like you can't tell me from my perspective. It doesn't look like he's hitting it. What's
Sure, he's in that from my
Looks like a flicks that would his whatever whatever whatever I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck
What's going on here?
Let's see what happens.
I don't understand what's happening.
Totally, I-
What kind of confusion here is?
That sounded really nice.
No, I swear I counted six seconds.
I thought I was dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They're gonna freeze or more video of these bodies across.
Like they're kind of a weapon.
Is this not like the common thing?
It's not that.
Or something to keep those people out of here?
I don't have a message right here if I can't read it.
Thanks.
Obviously, I'm-
I'm-
I don't I don't know how to I don't know I'm gonna just say thank you
Now am I fearless or what?
Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not good at all.
Big blossom! Made all the space in the world.
Nice freaking res.
That's just how you jump through here.
Thank you, sister.
I'm actually getting stun locked, bro.
I'm deadass getting stun locked.
I don't know how to respond.
What?
Oh, dear.
all wrong just about to get off I'm sorry
you know just uh just eat what you're fucking like
I'm re-kewing on NA
now that I'm done EV
just eat what you enjoy it's not that
it's not that hard
try not to make yourself a beast in the process though
I don't know how to respond
I don't I don't know how to I don't know it's like the end screen
Oh, okay
GG
You not at four hours
I'm at four hours, bro. It's 359
If you want to you want to do it all wrong just about to get all I'm sorry
You will die on October 27th, 2028 at 9.32 p.m.
Be there or be square.
What?
That's good. That's good.
What the fuck?
That's a good streamer interaction, you know?
Oh my god. I'm so fucking scared.
I'm so fucking scared.
What is this clip actually?
It just popped up on the top of my...
Is it falling off the map?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
They don't play
I'm getting off I'm getting off roll. I'm actually too fucking scared October 27
I'm actually scared to go to super night. All right. Thanks for watching y'all. I'm getting off the game
Streams four hours
the way to be a guide, or does the ocean tide raise the sunshine far and wide?
Become sponsorship certified and stand out to brands.
If I do a 15 minute course on Twitch TV, I can be sponsorship certified.
You think they know about that thing with the CardiCock? You think they care about that?
You think that's a big deal to a sponsor?
All rise?
All rise?
Am I going to lie, Lenny's Vids recently been better than PG's?
I mean, PG, Lenny looks like he's on the up.
His YouTube is exploding.
Yeah, I don't know.
His editor's good.
His editor's the guy that makes my videos.
He's a little demon.
But yeah, I don't know. I really hope Lenny keeps on blowing up
I hope he finishes out this year competitively and then he goes because it comes a content creator
Digby has a name if they be wanted to be called big beat and he could he could not have his discord tag be enrollment for like
An oxel pierce big be enrollment like make up your mind
It is OG though.
The OG videos have way too much filler now.
I like it because it's in between the full stream and the very clip video.
I think format wise that's good where you get to see the story of a couple of ranked
games.
If it's a funny game, if it's a funny ranked game, then you get to see a couple of those
games chop through as highlights.
I think the problem that my stream has, like, my old videos used to be funny as hell, bro,
because like, my stream used to be, uh, less cast, more, um, more me co-stream, you know
what I mean, whereas like, now, because it's more cast, a bit more, uh, sponsor certified,
it's lost a certain something.
It's lost a certain something.
five funny clips into the 10-minute uncut game segment I mean I don't watch
the videos is that what they like Zuki?
Do you watch my videos? I mean Trees used to be edited by fucking Amart you
know and Amart his video style was just like like Amart literally would just
have like 30 to 45 30 to 45 seconds of good clips and then just 20 minutes of
nothing with like very barely anything I swear like that guy just like I have no
no balancing in his yeah legit you just get bored fucking out a huge chunk of
video and then post it like what's with the first time oh my lord we feeling
religious or but yeah like what's the what's the feedback on my YouTube videos
here I don't watch them at all anymore I don't watch them at all anymore like do
you think my YouTube videos have like fallen off like the like the figby
stream highlight ones or are they good
because to me I think that the worst part about the videos is that the thumbnails
and titles are bad I think that the thumbnails and titles are like
negatively impacting them at this point because even though I find them funny
They don't yeah, I know you like them, but they get bad like analytics, you know, like that they're through right and stuff like that is crap like I
Got into you because you're casting dudes you can't find it anywhere else
I mean maybe nothing needs to change about the videos other than like I'm nailing entirely
But like so many of them recently like they have really good engagement stats from the people that are clicking on them
But they just get like they're getting recommended less and less and maybe it's just because I started live streaming
Maybe it's just because I started um, I started live streaming on YouTube. Maybe that like negatively impacted my channel more than anything else
but yeah
Like they you know, this latest video has it's been out for two days and has 11,000 viewers, you know like
My old videos would get like 30,000 plus
But I don't watch the videos to know.
Oh, contrast, you see.
But yeah, I don't really know what to change about them, because I'm not actively involved
in the creation of them.
I decided to get off the livestream part of it, because I thought that was probably impacting
them badly.
Keep the shorts going, they will help.
Old videos had more of a Tomatom style thumbnail, it feels like.
Can't explain it. I mean, I used to make the thumbnails, Suki.
I think we started making the thumbnails consistently.
Halfway through last year, maybe. I used to thumbnail them.
He did some of them, but
yeah, like
like the first one that he did was
the one in 2025, the violet one.
Like he did the violet one and then I I don't think I added any more of them
Sometimes we used to talk about like different ideas for them like the
But at some point I said to him like maybe halfway through the year like around about around about August or something like that
I said hey, like I just I just don't want to spend time on this anymore. Like can you just do it all like start to finish?
Yeah, I know that's like the second most watch like his that's not as good
But what's what could be the problem? You know like
Like this one here, like let's look at the,
let's actually like look at the channel.
I'll show you what I've got on the screen.
Like this one here of all these, of all these videos,
you know, like you look at the view counts here
on the right, like, can you see the view counts?
No, you can't see the view counts.
Right here.
Yeah, like you look at the view counts here,
like the recent trend is like really, really negative,
You know like he posted one on Japan here and I said like I don't want you to Japan like nobody cares about Japan
You know like nobody cares about Japan don't do Japan
Cuz like I think this one else funny
You know like if you laugh you get sent out of CS Japan like that that's funny
But nobody cares about Japan like people click on PG. You know this one like it has Lenny in the thumbnail has 23
That 23k here. It has arms in the thumbnail has 26k here. It has valid in the thumbnail has 26k
Here it has PG again. It has 25k, but then here
I don't know what's in the thumbnail. I can't see the player in the thumbnail, you know?
Here, it has Violet in the thumbnail, at least it breaks the 20k mark.
Here, it has Yubi. Seemingly no one cares about Yubi. Maybe it's because Yubi's really small?
I don't know. This one here, it has Faith, and it was like, I don't know.
I don't know. I understood this one really quickly because of the one video that got posted.
And then, like this one again, like these last two,
I feel like they just need to clickbait the player better.
You use more popular or non-English audience. That's true.
Yeah, like you use not popular to the American audience, which is like a lot of my YouTube
viewers, I presume. And then this one here, I don't know, like, is this, what do we think about
this one? Because I thought this was pretty funny, but I feel like this shit needs to be like larger,
you know. It's more niche and play the video. Just copy Kelly GDA thumbnails. Like how many
people will get this? Sure, isn't that clickbaitable? I lowkey didn't realize it was about true
for a moment. Can't lie, I don't really get it. Okay, in that case, like, that's, that's all it is,
you know, so then, so then the theory that the, that the titles and thumbnails are bad is correct,
right? And then the theory that the titles and thumbnails are a problem is right. If people look
at this and think, I don't, I don't like it, I don't get it. Same with the UB one, right? Like,
the videos don't have to change whatsoever. You just have to change their framing in the title
and thumbnail. People always watch the videos. When someone clicks on the video, they always
have good engagement stats. I always have like a green for that. The problem is, yeah,
it just has to be slop dog shit. It just, the Cap Bastion thumbnail is so good though.
I don't know what was wrong with the Cap Bastion one. I thought the Cap Bastion one was sick,
like, but also like it's faith, you know, like it's faith. And I think the title is shit. I think
the title is terrible here. I think the thumbnail is good on this one, but I think that title is
script. CTR is bad from the Norman title, sadly. You need to
increase your CTR. Is CTR just the number of people that
clicks on your phone now? Is that click through rate? You've
done AB testing, right? Yeah, but all the AB tests are like
useless. Like we always do like AB tests for like minor
changes, you know, not like, stylistic changes that actually
give us a meaningful take away but yeah I don't know like I don't want to change
the thing about the videos that he edits but maybe I need to like act so I was
titling and thumb nailing elsewhere or something if if it keeps going this way
or maybe just like we can work something out together because I don't know I
feel like he's like he's not bad like he he does a lot this good and he's done a
lot this good historically yeah I mean I'm not talking to you about it
I gotta talk to him, I gotta talk to him now too, cause I do think
there's like, there's something to be improved here
you want people on mobile, that's why
Thumbnail is insane for money, do you mean like value for money?
Mario 3 can use it of course, yeah
cause yeah, I think like if I was like troubleshooting like what's the
what's the problem with my content, you know, like it's probably
Just the time nailing in time. I'm gonna probably negatively impact into the growth and reach of those videos
Paying an extra 30 40 loss would be so worth it. Yeah, it's like I think I
Had an editor reach I reached out to an editor like applies guy and he gave me like his rate for like a video and like a video
Plus a thumbnail my clock up
And I could I could record something for for with him at some point
I might try and get him to do like something educational like I'll send him raw
I'll send him like rose for educational. I'm not gonna share his prices on the stream mind
And
How are you clock I thank you for the flower by the way
But yeah
The titling part of it is like
That's the hard part because yeah, I think what big B what big B tries to do with my videos like that
What Thingby tries to do with my videos, that he doesn't have to do with Lenny's videos,
is he tries to make my videos about something interesting in OWCS, whereas for Lenny's videos,
it's really easy because he just has to put Lenny in the phone now, you know, like people
are clicking to watch a Lenny's slot video.
Is it possible that my channel has gotten to the point where he can use me instead and
my videos can be recycled to like, pog-facing me or like, laughing me, and they're all just
like, they're all positioned as like, about the game, rather like, you can position the
title about the game, but you can use me as a thumbnail, because I was just like a really
thin believer that like, my face wasn't good enough, not physical appearance, but like,
and facial recognition for like, I want to click on this video to actually pull views.
Um, but yeah, yeah, but that's like, that's the vibe between casting, you know, like it's
like ironic, you know, like I can actually use Photoshop, it's like, it's like fun.
Anything to put your face for that spotlight, dude.
Yeah, but that's also like edu content, you know, like educational content.
You're going more extreme with the 8B testing.
ODBCS fans know you.
Yeah, yeah, but I don't need help accessing ODBCS fans
to watch my videos.
Like the ODBCS fans that watch my stream,
like they watch my videos anyway, you know?
I need to access the new people, you know?
I need to access that like random 50 to 100,000 people,
but like watch a flat patch notes video.
Like that's what I want people to watch.
What do you want your audience to be?
Everyone.
Everyone.
You need the warm viewers?
Just like, I don't need more ODBCS viewers because I'm positioned at the top of ODBCS
co-streaming.
Realistically, I'm definitely one of the top ODBCS co-streamers.
Everyone that watches ODBCS co-streams for an analytical angle is going to have at least
attempted to watch me, or has known of me at this point, whereas for casuals, lots of
them won't know.
For casuals, I'm the guy that plays stadium, maybe.
Yummy pizza?
pizza? Were you here for the pizza segment, Tonga's Chiller? Get the Frogger breakthrough.
Because I said to Figby, like, you know, maybe you don't have to, like, use my face
for everything. But like, if Figby just starts doing, like, A-B tests on the new videos,
where it's like a Lenny style thumbnail, let me get a Lenny style thumbnail up. Let's
to see from there. YouTube, youtube.com. Your face being in it in that case brings the stadium
people in. I don't know if it actually does though. Like I don't know if that's right
or wrong. A video with my face in the thumbnail. I mean I've only posted like two of them and
it's only ever been passionate stuff that nobody cares about. But like I don't know
if that actually works. But yeah like look at it. Look at like the Lenny style thumbnails.
like, like, can these be made? Can these be made for my videos? I
feel like the answer is yes. Will people watch? That's, that's
find out. Hell no. We gay. Create meme videos or community
videos, flats fosters a community and gets two clicks by
creating stuff like roasting bronze. I don't like making that
stuff. I don't want to, I don't want to transform the content
that I create age-bottom.
I'm talking about how we package the content
on YouTube and stuff.
You'll have to make more videos,
not super ODBCS centers.
I don't think so.
You don't think it'd work, Ygrick?
Can you record a 4K, a 10 minute 4K video of you
hitting different poses and reactions?
I can, but not yet.
You need a face in the thumbnail now.
It doesn't matter if people know you or not.
It's like subconscious, but yeah.
This shit,
Yeah, that like we may just need this shit I'm I'm gonna ask him to a B test using my
face for a thumbnail maybe I'm gonna ask him to a B test using my face for a thumbnail
because I mean outside of this title this like this team makes capacity look like rocket
science even that is fine, you know, I thought it was corny but even that is fine.
Better generic trendy thumbnails than what you're doing now.
Yeah, well, let's say B test it.
Let's say B test it.
All right.
Um, yeah.
All right, cool.
choose not to click A-B with the concha. I think it's just a brand you have to build.
You got to do it until people will immediately recognize your face on their For You page.
I mean, I suspect a fair few people will at this point anyway, tell us. Like if my videos
were getting... Oh, here we go. As someone who's built like four different faceless YouTube
channels, your best bet is to compare your videos to others in your niche and see what
you can do that's already been done but package it differently. Find something that works
running a couple of times and it always has something that can be replicated in
your unique way.
Again, like in terms of the style of my videos, I think that
where I'm at with my niche, like
the videos that are created, I'm happy with
what is within the video. And I don't really want to change my content too much
because I'm not YouTube forward, I'm Twitch forward. Twitch is like the main thing
that I want to do.
I don't want to spend my Twitch days, like my working days, like catering towards
the YouTube needs too much. I want to do a little bit of time on that. I want to spend
a little bit of time branching out, but overall the videos themselves, I don't think they
need to change. I don't think they need to change at all. I think the way that I package
the videos and present the videos, the problem is CTR. The problem is my CTR. My CTR is
my engagement is green up arrow you know like the engagement is good but the
CCR is crap and I don't know if it's title from now
combination of the two or maybe people just don't care about the other CS
title that it is you're too old to be naturally content farming during the
stream yeah your thumbnails have too much going on and I'm not gonna lie you
you just need to simplify them too many words and too much going on. Yeah, exactly. I mean,
that's why I think like face, face reacting, you know, face reacting, and that's it. Like,
you know, that it's easy. It's easy. He can make them so easily. Shouldn't you just keep
it simple on channel for clips and another channel for educational content? I had a coaching
channel and my main channel, and I decided that I was going to move my live streams off
of my main channel over to my coaching channel because I felt that the live streams were
probably negatively affecting new video releases because over weekends especially like you
want to post a video on a Saturday and like on a Saturday I'm starting a live ending a
live starting another live in the morning like I'm starting three different lives in
the span of 24 hours and releasing a video at the same time that's more than YouTube
is willing to promote you on one channel so I decided to cut the lives out put them on
my channel that I never post on and now my main channel can be a combination of like
highlight slot and educational slot that can be either and if it's edited well then hopefully
they won't even be that different. The titles don't show what the video is about, Odebous
Cess career and such. Is it practical to do that? Is it practical to have that distinction
in all of the titles because I think, I think bracket Odebous Cess career is so like ugly
and like anti-flick through. I think now, NA is doomed to be the bottom region. I used
to do that though. Let me go in my old channel. Let me go deep into my channel archives because
I used to do that. I used to try and make every title and every thumbnail back when
I was making them and titling on myself. So I just want to check that there's nothing
listed here that I don't want to put on the stream.
All looks good to me I think.
Yeah okay so like for the first couple of videos, like let me show you the very first
couple of videos that I posted. The first couple of videos that I posted, like Europe's
best Lucio has a problem. Korean Overwatch is biggest fraud. PGE will save NA. You're
playing general wrong, it's educational. I hate Saw Hill, Fox Saw Hill obviously. The
worst Winston performance in EU Overwatch, or the worst Winston in EU Overwatch, the
biggest mystery in European Overwatch. This one was all, this one was an all-time
it bro. This one was an all-time, I can't lie, the biggest all-cars mystery in
European Overwatch and it's just fucking TVNT. This was, this might be the best
best thumbnail I ever made. This might be the best thumbnail I've ever made.
Oh, fuck. This one could be funny. NA players always forget this one crucial thing. And
then this was like an A-B testing where it was like, you know, like, this, I didn't know
A-B test it in the end. I think I didn't know how to use A-B testing on the website. Like,
I think I didn't know how to use AV testing on the website.
But yeah, like these were good,
but I could just go back to that nomenclature, you know,
just like Korean, European, North American,
NA, Europe, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Just include NA, Europe, you know, in every title,
but it really constrains how you title them
when you do that.
It makes it hard.
Maybe it's good, but I don't know, does that actually,
is saying what region the video is from improving your click-through rate at all or is it convenience because like I
Don't think it matters. I think if people want to watch a highlight video
It doesn't fucking matter what region it's from are people selectively watching the region like
Our goal here isn't to appease
Someone that's gonna click on the video no matter what it's to pull someone else in and I don't think it matters
I don't think the casuals give a fuck whether they're European or Korean or American
I think yeah, like you're you're clickbaiting someone else. So I think that it's irrelevant
People want to have context
Clickbaiting is literally about the absence of context like
Clickbaiting is the absence of context like if you can clickbait fucking PGE space like did you not see the thumbnail that thing
We made but the next video's thumbnail is this
Wait, I think I still have it open
It's right here
Like like look how good this time now is you know like
Like that'll work that'll work
But like nobody gives a fuck about a square picture of faith on a jetpack cat, you know like I
Want to watch that right now actually it just works first time
Mega
I had a channel stuck in 10k to 25k view bracket and I thought it was the videos, but unfortunately
it was the titles.
I actually had to sit down and change things accordingly to what the video could be titled
as well as the viewer would want.
However, I do have a video that has 142 million views, 24 minute video, and the title was Rage
Beta but in the same time stamps.
But as soon as people will always click on something that picks at their irritation,
target wider audience would pay it.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm a casual viewer and I'd never click on an NA highlights video, EMEA and Korea only.
But don't nod, this is the thing.
What if you didn't know what region the video was about based on the thumbnail?
What if you could tell that it was an O2CS highlights video from the thumbnail because
it was my face and you like watching O2CS highlight videos, but you can't tell what
region it is because I didn't put it in the title and it's not clear enough in the thumbnail?
click on the video, right? Because you don't know. Adding a region is almost exclusionary.
Like adding a region is exclusionary because people realize that's something that I'm actually
not interested in. The whole idea of clickbait is the absence of context. It's a question
that needs to be answered by clicking on the fucking video, you know? Like, I don't think
providing context is important. The context is irrelevant. Calling out a region is a form
of shit talk, so at that point it's rage farming, different, different. That's what
my old videos were like. It's not like that nowadays. It's not what the content is like.
You also kind of a thumbnail or a title that is completely separated from, would that
talk to watch time though? It depends. It depends. Naturally, as your, as your rage
gets wider, your watch time will probably go down, right? Which will then mean that
less people get recommended and you find the right circle of people that are going to watch
your video.
Like watch time is, the algorithm is complicated, but what's talking about how nobody clicks
on my fucking thumbnails when they see them because they don't grab their attention enough.
The title and the thumbnail is the problem with people clicking on it.
I think your CJ Mora title is your best work, it's not my work, it's Stigby's work, because
Stigby's funny, you know, Stigby's funny.
We just need to not miss.
We just need to like not, we just need to not have the bad ones.
Go make this.
Yeah.
Something to consider for sure.
Cause yeah, like you look at these, I look at these and I think, just make good thumbnails.
I can, I can A-B test my face.
What I'll do is I'll send him a message and I'll say, can we AB test my face?
I think AB testing my face on a PG Ethon now is probably not ideal because that PG Ethon
now for the next one is a guaranteed hit.
But then starting the video after, I think we can start AB testing my face.
I also just realized that I haven't paid him for that video or the most recent video that
he uploaded I think and I told him I'd pay and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it.
I said is this unpaid and I clicked on a link and I'd send him the video and send him the
money.
He never asked me for money.
He never ever asked me for money.
He never fucking embodies me.
Okay.
Video.
Farm.
Oh.
I'm the Australian flak where he'll send me a video and I'll say have I paid for that
and he'll say yeah you paid me three videos in advance dude don't worry about it and then
he'll send me a thumbnail and I'll say that's funny and then he'll post the video without
saying anything else and I'll be like I think I forgot to pay for that.
don't need it with the lending money it's true it's true i just hit the send button and i got a text
and now he's paid um are your videos built on theory crafting off owcs gameplay what the hell
do you mean by that dog if you if you want to know what the videos are like watch a video
The answer to your question is right there, UV command.
Can we maybe possibly do some A-B testing with using my face for the thumbnails rather
than the games?
think your titles are all good but the thumbnails too many to not share.
People can see a given player not get a given name, see a given region, lots of things to
be exclusive on there.
it isn't a mega popular player we are clickbaiting real chance people just
don't click because no interest
so try either mega clickbait every time bracket PG Lenny or try me all right
feedback done thanks for the help everybody I can't wait for my next
video to do the worst if anything like forever I can't wait for all this to be
cap a flapper
there she she don't kill me she don't kill me I'm taking more damage for coming
back it's in my splash killing me bro
We have a scarab dude.
Oh damn she got, she got healed.
Wait don't split, don't split, you can't split.
Wow that Tracer's in the noon bro, she's behind her health pack and she let me take it instead of taking it from me with her blink.
This is like a master's lobby or something.
This guy sucks.
Tracer could have killed me like five times.
Look at this guy.
I'll watch your next video, smiley face, thank you.
Hey Ritzy, how are you doing?
Sorry, locked in.
Let's get this guy, this is 636, I don't have health.
I can keep healing for more old charge I have 125% now I haven't played much since the
the passive
Genji shooting blanks dude fucking limp sword again
Yeah, nice res love take a walk
Push man the half of that team step push
They're calling it the worst beat you've ever seen.
They've done studies and they cannot find a worst beat.
Pics a shit.
That's alright, Suki.
The thing is, this is 6v6, so I press E twice and I have another beat.
We will lose a fight because of this though, we will lose a fight because of this.
But yeah.
What's in the water tonight everyone boat?
The Numbani race?
Yeah this is 6v6, the cattle always have open Numbani.
The cattle love hyper sweat.
Yeah like I'm standing in that right, like I'm in that shit.
Oh she's rising.
No she's not.
Far too large.
Rotund mercy.
Oh, yeah, that runs really well.
Oh, wouldn't it be good here?
Wouldn't it be good here?
So hard
Wait, Lucy Hill is nerfed in 6v6. Is it?
That's troubling
It's just diamond 2 to GM1 lobby
That traces the diamond
100%
Oh, is Sierra good in 6v6?
This is the worst beat I have ever seen.
My best scientists are conducting research into just how bad this beat is.
It's a very bad beat, maybe the worst beat you've ever seen.
Please block.
If you get traded, I'm gonna fucking cry dude.
I cry like a baby too.
You're knocking on me, I just...
ugly cry three three
This was for the thumbnail
See like I'm ready for the thumbnails chat. What is he doing?
Kaila Riffy is so funny, Kaila Riffy is like top 5 people we've ever found through Overwatch.
I'm too ready for all the thumbnails.
And to put you falling off the map at the start of the video like Serpa as well, it's
It's good when the video has a good hook at the start.
Let's see that thumbnail face.
He usually uses this as clips to see outro.
needs to be more open. Not quite my tempo. Maybe Archer is not related to actual video though.
Yeah I think it's like a reward for the regulars. The Archer clips are a reward for the regulars.
These NA 6v6 games are insane, they are all load screen losses for the losing team.
I am not the reason we are winning these games.
I can actually trade him one for one.
Fuck Adam with a first time onto the dude.
There's a can carrying baits.
I mean, the bait on the point the second one was good, good enough like...
Good two man bait, we won the post push
who can make a better video, grockle on to chat. I don't know, it's, it's because like I...
How can I say it? I don't think that I explicitly know what the people want, right?
But I am capable of engaging with the concepts of what is going to increase the reach of a video,
you know? Like, I understand the characteristics of what needs to be in the thumbnail in order
to be clickable, but I don't know how that exists in my content sometimes.
I can recognize when it's not right, but I can't make it. Making it is the hard part, knowing that it's not right is the easy part.
right
and yeah now maybe that's like my strings like legit fucking mega wholesome
Chungus, uh, Twitch drops guy like
maybe if I use my thumbnail facing the thumbnails
Maybe I'll actually get like, I'll get clicks from like people that, um, from people that watch my stream.
Whoa!
I just got hit by every single mid-range thing in the game.
Ha ha.
And Phil Peter has got me fucked up.
It's the drop sky.
Put the loot box in the thumbnail and I'll recognize you.
I mean, like, Mari literally posted the onto loot box, like, like, when they, um, when they did the announcement on my YouTube channel for, like, me living the lives, like, she used that fucking picture in my face as a loot box.
And, uh...
I hear a cast clock.
I could have beat it when the pin hit, maybe. I was waiting for a shadow to come after, but it never came.
I have a grab here. Maybe it wasn't a low screen loss. I'm going to bait my shadow.
I have to pre bait. I guess if I bait, I didn't eject the random and we didn't touch the
travel so that's just that just about I heard on the time travel the whole
last I hate anyone to live box the little the little one in the arm
trades are enough right? I should have gone in with him, he's gonna die to the man
fuck dude, we are just ass
we are just hopelessly ass, maybe
maybe we like kill this guy that's running in our squad
how's that for a point?
We've got attackers of damage, we're fine.
Keep on boxing, Arga.
The original one had heart, a beat would be so good right now.
Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't hurt.
That end of second point is awkward because of the low roof.
hard for you to war it's not getting shattered
without being in a shit position because you can't go home to get stuck on the
ceiling
to play really far
bottom right really far
it's probably the right way
don't even be on the wall just like that range of shadow
i know right so you
watch your video so I'm not commonly part of the csp pipeline I'm listening to you
entirely I mean I don't know if my viewpoint will help I mean Virginia
I'll try and help I'll be honest I don't know what you to be honest I mean go
ahead I mean if you've got if you got views go ahead you know there's lots of
videos in the same style
5, 4, wait till we get the drop, that's what I'm talking about.
chatting, chatting
nah, nah, she can ride it
I did not get it
hit the rhino 5
made an advantage fight for us. I'm going to touch the cart. That's crazy. That's actually
crazy. I can't touch. Run behind. Run behind. Ultra rarecom. It's been a long time since
I was doing the communicating game trying to make a
five seconds and we're making all also getting good parking
Yeah, just keep amping hills. You're only healing until you have your own
well I'm not here until you have it all
wow, that's my DPS effect
I think I should have let this save ya
that is so cute
okay that's bad that's really bad
i'll touch
shit i should have sat on the duna i should have sat on the duna
i tried to turn and kill whatever was in the grab instead and it was just two tanks
and a fucking calling more i could have killed the duna
like why did we oh man why did I beat into it too you know like trying to try to win it there like
if I didn't beat into it maybe we could like reset and take another fight like we use all
the ray when both of our dps are dead it's like yeah of course we're gonna fucking lose that like
we can't kill anything but I bit it too because it was like if I beat and we ray maybe we kill
something we kill one thing that wasn't enough some things it was bad and my share is diamonds
and my hittkins m5, so that explains the squishy nature of them.
The update is tomorrow and still no trailer, haven't they done like trailers, like Akira
release trailers or something?
They did like a teaser for the new map at the event and then they did like a hero gameplay
trailer and a hero lore trailer, or did they do different ones?
Oh, I should kill that Junior though.
Try there in 10 minutes here.
Is Ellie really hearing this or is Ellie just lying to the drop stratas?
That hurt.
I seem to be hiding too.
It's like I want to play with her but I can't do anything that's not good before I play
with her here.
But she can't die so let's keep on going.
Anyone needs to outside of here.
Ah that is a spot.
I'm not there, I'm not the first one.
I'm to trailer reaction short, no I'm not making shorts reacting to trailers.
I can make videos from the content that you watch and enjoy and that I enjoy making and
then shorts can come from something like an educational nature afterwards but not, not
going to become like a slot reactor with you.
So here our trailer line was so good, was it, break?
The one where I ate for the whole time or the one where I then overreacted to everything
afterwards?
good boys
Shadow
Have on
Touch touch touch
Now you're you're going in the brazen bull dava
what was that? what was that? what the hell? we really had a win there, like we were pretty
close as a malty's
what's up Alphex?
66?
oh get out of this don't look at everyone here on that
nice computer with 17 less on that
possible bad message
loop box this fucking diva is gm2
and didn't fucking touch the man this is guys first day learn how to swear
that was good
Hi.
If you're looking for YouTube tips, I have a course that I can recommend you.
It's on the pricey side, though, bracket offwards of $3,000, but it's 100% worth every penny
he spent.
So you're more about like analytical content, age, bottom is what I'm, is the impression
that I'm getting because like there's I have some videos that are more like
analytical or like how to play a hero type content and they're titled a little
differently to try and to try and delineate to have them stand out from
the other videos so that you can understand that it's not just like
ODBCS highlights slot it's more implicitly so that'll be like the the
jetpack cat video and the Juno video it would be like almost like they're not
hero guides but they're like like tips and feedback on the heroes but they're
like not really edited together so like those videos actually have pretty
actually that's a good that's a good thing we can explore that's a good
thing we can explore let's get a couple of videos up and we can we can explore
the difference between so let's look at like two poorly performing videos two
well performing videos
and then one educational video
and two educational videos
because honestly
actually let's get a bunch of them let's let's do a bunch let's do a whole
let's do a whole thing
let's do a whole thing actually i got
i got thoughts in my head now so
All right, cool.
So let's get all these videos up.
Let's go analytics, let's go engagement.
Where's the click-through rate for the thumbnail?
Is that reach?
Yeah, okay.
Let's go analytics, reach.
Analytics, reach.
Analytics, reach.
Analytics, reach.
Analytics, reach.
analytics reach. Okay, let's let's let's get looking into this. Okay. So this video, 8.7%
impression CTR less views than usual. So this video where we felt that the title and thumbnail
was bad. Although we thought the title was okay, the thumbnail is bad as 8.7% CTR. This
This video here, this has 8% CTRs, this has to be a terrible thumbnail, you know?
This has to be a terrible thumbnail or a title, because it's 8%, right?
So it's really low, really, really low, and the unique views on this is so low as well.
I think it's still processing, because it's a newer video.
This one here, this has 6.8% CTRs, even lower, but it has 24K viewers, so does that mean
got shown to more people and then it goes down. This one, 8.2% like 8% seems to be the
norm for these videos. This is 6% as well. Like these all, these all have the same approximate
impression CTL. There's no takeaway. There's no takeaway. It's the same every time.
Go to engagement. Compare the engagement.
So like,
like I need that on a percentage basis.
average year duration, average percentage year 45% on this, average percentage of year
43% on that video. This one did better, average percentage year 48% still in the same ballpark.
This one did better, average percentage year 46% same. 31% this one, educational video,
It had a bad CTR, right?
It had a bad CTR, but what killed this video
was the fact that it's not edited.
Like this video was 18 minutes long.
It could have been 10 minutes long with editing.
I recorded this in one take on stream.
It's zero, no editing, you know?
So what killed this video is either a lack of fit
for my audience or a lack of editing.
If it was edited, it would probably do a lot better
in terms of the, in terms of the engagement.
This, this would be the same
because it's 40 minutes long.
The average user ratio was 20%, you know?
Like it's too low.
Editing would have saved it.
I think the premise of you playing Jetpack
is that the tarant?
Cap is also unedited, I know.
But it's like 20%, you know?
And this one, this was also unedited from memory.
This is 40% though, this is one of the OGs.
This is one of the OGs, so maybe the people watching it
back in the day, maybe they would just more die hard
because it was a smaller channel or something, I'm not sure.
I don't know why this one is,
it's like 13K views instead of like 20.
No AB testing, again, I've done some AB tests over time
but nothing that is easy to get meaningful data from.
Nothing that is easy to get meaningful data from
This is all just like a little minor tweaks.
So I'm actually surprised that my impressions click-through
rate is really consistently between 6 and 8%.
Like the style for pretty much all of this has been the same,
but like let's see, let's see like a non-meme style,
you know, instead of a meme,
let's look at some of the old stuff.
let's look at one with fucking PG's face in it, you know?
Like, let's look at one with PG's face in it.
Let's look at the high-performing videos.
We'll go Views, 67,000 views on this Violet video,
52,000 views on this one, TV and TV video, you know?
And PG, so like, let's look at these four.
Give me one second.
Alright, look here, we'll see what we got, TV and TV video, so this one is like a muddy
thumbnail, like a muddy meme thumbnail, but it got a lot of views for some reason, I
don't know why, this is the most viewed video on the channel, I have no idea why, I have
no idea what happened to this video, but it's the most viewed video on the channel.
You try this reel, I'll react to it then, I'll cancel my queue and I'll react to it,
Are you baiting right now early money or is it actually a new trailer right now?
That's what Katie linked.
I'm getting cancer that give me two seconds.
I'll look at this and then we'll do that.
How many views?
Six, seven.
Fuck.
So yeah, like this one, it's like 9%.
It's like the same boundary.
It's like the same area.
But like, look at this one again, like this one did really well.
It has 6% CTR like what is driving this?
Is it that these videos have unusually high amounts of engagement?
No.
Like it's the same percentage viewed and it's the same CTR.
Like why did these videos do well?
Like they all get watched 45%.
This one, 6.9% engagement, 40% again, I don't get it.
Am I interrogating the wrong statistics?
I'm still gonna change the thumb nailing style
and I'm still gonna AB test some titles, but like,
I don't know.
It's real. Let's watch that trailer. Sorry. I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind.
Let's watch this new trial.
Okay.
Pause.
Pause. My webcam is normal. Everything is normal.
Sorry.
The ways they get viewed is very different in some videos.
The pie chart thing, like how it was found.
We'll get there.
React slot, React slot. Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, sorry. Let's do some React slot.
React harder? Fine. I'll react harder.
It was a good run.
It was a good run, but we missed the boat.
You said that the pie charts were different on these, so this one got like nothing, right?
Browse features, suggested views, channel pages.
on reach, right? 50% browse, 15% channel, 12% suggested videos. This one reach 50% browse,
YouTube search. Yeah, like this one was search optimized, right? Because it was Jetpack Cat.
Jetpack Cat in the title. So it was more SEOed. So like people that were searching
the jetpack cat guides got this one this one here reach browse features suggested videos like
maybe because it's pge like people recommend pge off pge what this one tv and t well like like why
so many from suggested this was like early in my channel like what the trailer's on twitter all
all right looking into this
Sorry, I'm not reaction-slopping to a 240p Twitter, you'll just have to deal with that.
I've already, honestly, we already got the funny reaction bit out of the way with me,
you know, literally fucking getting the best timing on the video going unwatchable ever.
That was actually funny.
You got yours.
What was that?
No arrest even if this is done
What was that?
There's a new map
Is that your Lyrae mythic?
Matta koko de aeru
Yeah, so do you
No arrest even if this is done
No fucking way, no fucking way they just nerfed the shit out of a Lyrae to give her a mythic skin now
Like they just, they just fucking killed this hero
And now that she gets a mythic
Come on, uh, go-cap your son's cool though. It's a bird.
She's a bird.
The ponzo mythic legend. Anything but a looser, anything but a looser, anything but a looser.
New cosmetic Ultra skin? Is that a Sierra skin?
So, made cafe Sierra.
Hang on, hang on!
OWCS Team Partner Pack, what fucking franchise is that?
That doesn't look like no fucking OWCS franchise I've ever seen.
Fuel?
It's a Mizuki M-Ray armor skin, didn't they do an armor skin last year?
a strike event oh my god is that pve slot coming back
so many games returns you are you are not you are not hyping me to play lucio
ball for the fucking 50 of you in a row bro like it must be for real next next
Next they're gonna put Junkinsteins revenge coming back in the fucking Halloween trailer dude like...
What? Hang on, hang on, no no no no no.
They're changing the hero bands in ranked. 1-2-1 in the bands.
Are you seeing this? What is this? I don't know what the numbers mean but it looks like you know, Blue Team Band 1, Red Team Band 2, Blue Team Band 1.
This is how it is already?
Nobody cares about the band's look at Fika, just the mark is hidden.
Isn't it the same as before just with visual clarity?
Bro is a stadium main?
They are.
That's the total number of votes, the 60?
Okay, someone's gotta run the, someone's gotta run the mask there by me.
Stadium killer reworks.
I like this one because it suggests that anything can be killed instantly in stadiums, like maybe
the pin but like how did Amora just don't snap three people out of stadium if Amora is scaled
enough to be doing anything in stadium these people have 5,000 health with armor, there's a
third support in the lobby. And now there's a trap. They made the cat Japanese. The cat
has a cap mask on.
Done. All right.
All right.
Bang, sank it.
So cute.
All right.
Back to the.
So, yeah, I think overall, like we can talk about like the,
the individual statistics in these, but it doesn't seem
But it doesn't seem like the watch time on my videos is any worse than what it once was.
It doesn't seem like the watch time on these videos is any worse than what it was before.
You know, they were always in the like 45% plus or minus five range.
And that's just the way it is.
That's just that's just the way that these videos are.
That's as good as they're going to be from from the current editor and such.
Well, you said watch time doesn't matter.
It's just getting clicked because thumbnails.
Well, that's because my impression is that my click through rate is really bad, you know?
That's what I think.
The video is back on YouTube if you want to look at things better than 480p.
I mean, I don't want to make like a reaction slop short, I'm not making a YouTube video
about a trailer for a season, so like, I don't need to watch it again, I've seen it, you've
got your reaction.
But yeah, I think the problem statistic is CTR, but I don't really know.
What is viewer install?
I think I just need to go back to shamelessly click baiting better.
Like I just need to click bait better.
That's the real problem, right?
Like a lot of these videos are just not, they're just not click baiting that hard, you know?
You look at the most recent videos, like when did you start YouTube streams?
Let me check, let me check.
Live, Stage 3, Stage 3 NAO to BCS.
I started doing YouTube lives.
I'm going back in my live page. I stream other stuff.
like I used to stream other stuff as well.
I don't wanna get the wrong thing open on the stream.
My YouTube died.
I started YouTube streaming at the mid-season championship,
which was, let's say 14th of July.
Let's say the 14th of July of 2025.
So the 14th of July, 2025.
And then I look at my videos on the channel, go by date.
Some of the videos did fine after that, you know?
There's a fair few videos in here that did totally fine.
Like the video in September, the video in October,
like these have 34K, 39K.
Some of them are just not...
Some of them still do okay, but there's just a general download trend here.
There's just a general download trend.
Is that down from a consistent?
Pretty much all of them were higher before.
It's kind of like there was a year of it being like starting out.
A bunch of them have gotten to like 40K views.
of the slop videos didn't do very well but then like all of the I think let's just let's
just start with trying to try to do better with titles and thumbnails and go from there.
How's that? How's that for a plan? This is an absolute disaster.
Oh, go and use it for breakfast.
Give the three months.
Oh, get out of there.
Let's just start with trying to do better with the titles and thumbnails to be honest.
I'm reading that. Yeah, that's, that's right. Where like, Flux content is definitely like
tailored towards, um, appealing to everyone, right? Like I said that I want my, I said that
I want my viewers, my audience to be like everyone. I mean, that's not like reasonable,
right? That's not reasonable. I actually don't intend to change the content that I create
all too much. But yeah, I really just need to do a better job of clickbaiting with the
thumbnails if it's not going to be me in the thumbnail and we're going to experiment with
using me in the thumbnail. We decided the direction like 30 minutes ago, we tried to
do some data analysis to see if we can like, see if we can get to the bottom of, you know,
like what a good statistic looks like, but ultimately a good view can is what makes the
difference. It's not that I want to be, you understand, it's not that I want to be like
Flats or whatever. I just want to, I just want the videos that are apparently good and funny now
to get as many people seeing them as possible. That's all. I just want, I just want those videos
that people tell me are good to get watched. And that is something that, you know, seems to have
been a little bit of a downward trend this year in particular. Like the videos in stage one,
the videos that have been posted up until now, it feels like we're getting further away from the
mark rather than closer. And maybe with my face being more recognizable, my stream doing well,
maybe using my face will be better. Otherwise, we'll just clickbait the fuck out of the people
that are in the videos, you know? Because like, I reckon you could clickbait with proper's face
and it wouldn't work. So attempt to clickbait with proper's face and it wouldn't work, in my opinion.
this guy's a little sell-on trick, I think I'm going to be dodging this game.
I just farted on the mic or something fucking cccs bro
Is viewership for live feeling relatively constant?
My live streams are ever so slightly increasing on YouTube, but my live viewership on Twitch
is like plus, no, it's like 100x, my viewership on Twitch is massively growing, I don't really
care about my growth on my youtube lives but I want my youtube channel to do that
up and if the live streams are actually detracting from the channel then I'm
gonna section it off and logically when I think about launching a video on
youtube I think that I'm not helping myself
So, yeah.
Need some good-ass thumbnails these days, too?
Well, I just think if we can try baiting with my face, if that works, that'd be cool.
But, I don't know, that- timely and thumbnailing videos is hard, you know?
Like, especially with these, like, generalist slot videos, like, they were- they were better
before, though.
Like, he's had some real hits.
like they think this had some real hits
but
I feel like uh
um, think this had some real hits
that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a
that, yeah I mean this here is the D though
that didn't touch
haha
this sigma group, why is he stalling?
I feel like he's stalling
how do you do?
he's fucking hammering me toad
Shit, that's a bit of spawn.
This new Hanzo mythic was cool as fuck.
Shit, nice.
This is getting a battle pass skinned as a spark joyer until they give me a mythic.
I will continue to play as a sqlade in protest.
I see him by a hollow, brother.
What the hell is killing me right now?
Look at that!
Where's my phone?
Where's my phone?
Is she at us?
She's at us.
Dude, look how fast I'm fucking out, by the way.
Did you see that shit?
This is like half a millisecond and that guy was losing my beat.
I got his shit ran.
I have 900 healing and 66, that's unacceptable.
I think a little less about where I'm going and think a little bit more about how I'm standing next to him.
Get him some, get him some.
Get you.
kill that boy, kill that boy. She nearly has us, she knows all.
There's the mate. Fucking phase out of existence. I'm blind, I'm fully blind, I'm legally blind.
We see very good day, not even watching me play 66, bro. What happened to him?
I thought of him because I said blind. I thought of Caughty Fan. I don't want to die.
That was sad. Who's dodging the phone for that?
I can't believe they confirmed Lucian, I'm not falling for it, I'm not falling for it,
okay?
I may have another opportunity to travel to Rio de Janeiro.
Do you have any feedback for the board?
Yeah, I do. Stay out of my city.
Five, four, three, two, one.
I see
got the lucio boots, that's the one that you want to be grouping as a lucio for sure
Oh shit
Sorry
fuckin' great perks also
I'm low-key throwing so hard, I'm just trying to beat people, I'm very low-key.
I thought I'd lock him there.
That boy gone bad.
Oh shit, man.
Oh, dudes.
I ain't got no ults.
Taxi.
I
Spelt just got to I mean that I spoke I was actually like I'm saying if you don't fight in problems you get so much
I'll charge on it
If you know what you're looking for inquiries are necessary, but if you don't know how do
you inquire?
Somehow even more tiresome than the chicken and the egg.
What am I doing up here? I can't build the second anyway. Just heal. Just do your job.
Let me see if I can try and reveal his job for one second.
Was it worth it? Probably not.
I didn't realise that he was actually good at the game.
He's not. Don't worry. Don't worry.
I just don't like playing because like you see a little I've talked to chat since I started playing this game like
how much of I how much of I talk to anyone in chat I focus local do you want to
listen to some Irish music or you happy about today anything is your cold
You can have what you want now, I'm in good mood.
There's lost two people, just a full chunk.
Ah, Jumps though.
He used to get in trade in this mode, it's doable.
Holy shit.
Fucking Alpha though.
I could use two pcs man.
I just took his mega, he wasn't going to get it anyway man.
Just sends Belka.
I'll Belka to anything.
That's it.
Do you use that perk in memory or lab?
It's Ilios bro.
Love it again.
I'm playing 66.
Obviously the big perk.
Obviously the big bug is a must pick 100% of time, but it's 6-6-6.
How we got eyes? I feel good.
I can't much help that guy, it's like a soju in the snow, and I fucking ice, actually
OP in rooms.
Let's see if I can win a fight with my B. Last round we lost cause my B was so arse.
I liked beating him when we were in loss of fight really, it's too late.
time let's see if we can win with it I don't know why we lost when we were in
control last time I think if I sit on him I'll have decent vision at everything
he's low he's dead nice game
I'm gonna back it up a little.
I'm sure I have vision.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
Don't freak out, don't freak out.
Kill me.
Get up, get loose here. Just kill everyone, they're all low.
Just kill the whole team, win the game.
It's light work.
Interesting character models, yeah, DirectX 12 will do that too.
until you make me sick. What happened? Good check clock? Morning, Hunter. Good morning.
Evening. Good something.
Select your hue.
Select Hue.
Sorry, chatting, chatting, chatting, you know how it goes.
I looks like my my editor woke up to school or something.
It's a little dance for turbine.
I'll see you later Riccardo. I hope you ain't gone yet, dude. I wasn't trying to don't know
what a guy. Riccardo legit says goodbye and I'm fucking just, I'm just full chatting my
way to, he's already gone. Shit.
Oh, he's still there.
All right.
Good.
You're good luck fixing your sleep, bro.
Actually, so tough, dude.
All right, Falkal's Walkal, you want that?
Have you heard Jesus?
Have you heard Jesus knows me?
walk-all this is the song of the day can't wake up again speed awful it ain't over till
it's over arp
are you a really good winston arp i know you can carry us
It's hard, but you're the king bro. You'll rank one for a reason
He said that's right
I'm pretty fine if you can this over the canine
There's Masters to Champong, so I mean, he's gone down for a shot.
The fuck off it, Manda.
Gryppy ass life lever room.
the solar ram is definitely a better tank for him staying alive
questionable love
yeah i mean it's like
it's like that all inclusive love you know it's like
it's like in the way that like jesus love game and you know like
like at the end at the end of the day we're all god's children no matter how
fluid we are or something
that guy was so bad
on your team last game which one actually the may
or the soldier
get out of there
soldier that insecurity
oh here's the soldier pop an attack of course
uh...
oh i didn't talk
They caught my IRP.
Everybody, everybody, everybody!
Following up on that.
Thanks, bro.
It's everybody, it's everybody!
I'm out. I'm out.
Like, I want nothing to do without everybody, Grave.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I have a piece 7 TV emotes spamming. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm gonna drive just along for another bad night.
It cannot happen.
I
Fucking leaves of the tree up there like
I think I have a piece of bad, I don't think that I.
We're back. I'm in. I can really get in. If I won, I can really get in.
What other battleships are there?
That was good.
Did you hear a pump damage? Am I going to lose to him?
It's always Uxu dude. Like it's always Uxu.
What was it like to get 3 in game but all over again?
Missed opportunity.
Life leaders are people that fuck, it's the damage like burst perk right, like the major one.
Makes him really shooty.
How does he profit? Is it just like wall shots?
I don't know if people are talking about like, life leaders doing a surprising amount of damage with the mercy.
messy man
How many hours to the new season it's like a day away it's like 24 it'll be like 24. Oh, that's giving me a hot
Switching sides.
Prepare for battle.
Select your hue.
you on right we're here to be heard
hmm i did good on a bit of leisure than you i mean
uh i i six deaths i'm 36 this is a hard game
like the start of the round we had one tank says a little
It's a little difficult, but I'm not doing the many favors
Maybe now on the attack we turn it around maybe we maybe see that
Did a little did a little stutter step. That's the type of shit that calls me to buffer on youtube I think
I find your party
Oh, he's getting angry.
Little stutter, stutter. How you doing, Gus?
This is my favorite.
I show speed. Wide, easy, easy, and good.
I don't really like this song.
Better than ever? Oh, yeah, dude.
of
the
of
the
I'm gonna fix them.
Dancin!
Get away from the nerd ulti man!
Dwyffy says Velka?
Very good, very good.
Hi Dwyffy.
that was the ram that I walked through to get out that was the premium tanking the boards
for my bastion there and me shield lucio let's get him now you are gonna grab because I'm
I'm going to press Q
She's going to blizzard
She's going to blizzard 15 of us with a grab combo
I'm going to lose
I'm going to make my best and she's going to sing us a little song actually
So they used these ult's on first point and I've entered like a fugue state
Like where's that grab?
There's eye of seas man, I'm singing
Oh shit, I'm not going to ult in grand
ARGH!
Leave me alone!
There's a masculine noise to make after getting on that bazaar, I think.
You can hear that on a shooting-a-shindle window.
This guy loves geolics, I love getting close to him though, so can you blame him?
scary. They're all so low, like, IRPs feeling what I'm feeling, you know? That's the blood
in the water. That's a full team wipe. Cataclysmic trades. Oh, god, what the hell is going on
up here? Get out of there. That, mate, is the worst player in the universe. They've done
studies. They've been looking for her for a very long time, and finally we found her.
crime do you ever see him blink when he's in game or is it an out of game duty
I'm a synth so I don't I don't give you one you can go in if you want you can go
in
Prist, I got this.
There's no, there is no fucking cycle.
Ha! Copy foot.
He did it, he did it.
How about it?
What the hell is she?
I'll bring to the side for this.
So cute!
The fuck has just happened to me, bro?
I got knifed.
What's up?
Let's see on the explanation to how we can lose that.
It's me.
I was the first death.
I was the tip of the spear.
I don't know.
I shouldn't have beat it, maybe?
No, it's a vice.
I shouldn't have beat it maybe? No, it's a visor, like the beat was fine.
It's a play that came after there was a problem.
That asshole. What do I do with this information?
Crack up, double.
That sucks, fine.
Like we caged and floxed.
He's gonna die.
Okay, it evens out in the rush.
It's evening out in the rush right now, we're up on him.
Whatever you do, I'll put you in. I'll jump with that soldier back left, it's not really helped.
That's the type of ult you want to have a beat for, you know that one there?
Okay, well let's just build our own, that's the next actionable thing for me.
Just sit here and build my own.
And then when I have that, we can think about how we can misplay them.
Oh shit.
We've been in the next fight.
This one's a write-off.
Come on, Miii, let's get out of there.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
for my strobe bro look at him
how hard he outplayed
he's got my copy
so cute
game winning
Well, last time I pushed the geno I died for it.
I got knifed as well.
It's all happening again.
Same as the devil was back in that dark TV show.
Sick Mundus in Wettemawl.
The onto Teddy Pire duo hits like W slaps.
Onto Pleasant help, they're turning me into glue.
Oh no, don't get turned into glue, emergence!
The Maestro, wow.
No, IUP is genuinely the Maestro.
He's the puppet master and I love you like this.
I haven't seen King Pay in a while actually.
I want to listen to that, that Joe and some of the Seltra linked.
I can't find it, so we'll do a gatebrit's out.
Seltra, you here?
I've lost the name of your song again because it's in German and I don't speak it.
Like they walk hard, like they walk hard. Shoot them out, shoot them out, shoot them out.
Nah, you dude. Thanks a lot.
That's it.
I
Maybe the moisture's got this nice don't see my
The moisture did it
He's dead.
He's dead.
Okay.
I don't want to play 5-5.
He died like a dog.
Bad.
Beat Loki saved him.
And the beat was fine.
The beat was fine.
He died like a dog.
So I brain dead.
Like, it's not that.
The beat was good.
I just didn't get him.
You got point, you know?
They used to be on me.
They're there in front of a thunder.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We can stagger, care of me all.
We have no show, we can step out of the hole.
We have it.
I can catch.
I can catch.
Go for it.
I'm in the cage, go for it.
Ha!
Life with the wolf. I got one, he was good.
You got one or not?
I said my KG.
Let's see if he can find self control, so...
I cannot.
Ah, I'm gonna be on my phone and search history. I feel like it sinks now, so I can't find it.
That fucking German saw man
Song is yeah, that's all damage
How'd you how'd you know that fuckers walk all you German just you complain
You don't feel
People stop pocketing you
Yeah, that's the matter
and
and before anyone starts spreading malicious rumors
no he was not thrown from the helicopter
and impaled on an olive tree
thanks to the dollar
to see it for what it could be no bubbles at all
I'll bubble through all of them
I was so sultry
Okay
Save your build old spree
It won't
Oh my god
I'm losing the chat
Sorry sorry sorry. I'll be there. Kill Zara.
Yeah. Bro, we have no DPS on the fucking Zara.
Run!
Kill Zara, kill Zara, kill Zara.
I'm gonna stream dbd anytime soon
why would you ask such a question
my flux has walked up
come on
after rain
I look like Michael Myers
why are we fighting here
three fluxes though
three fluxes inside of me
yeah get em riva
I'm gonna get them
I'm gonna get them
I'm gonna get them
I'm gonna get them
I'm gonna get them
I can't say I have any short, medium, or long term plans to stream dead by day.
Yep, we know of that.
I digress
She clean
She said that I had you know wall us off
They've grabbed it
right one, yeah
You
Okay
Is it political, Twincast?
You want me to get Kent's sense for you?
I'll look into this for you, okay?
It's telling German Chancellor Friedrich Merz to lick balls.
Cry.
Heh, make delicious dumplings upon you.
I've just tried to snipe you and gotten a game with Waikira, I'm fucking Waikira, she's
everywhere too.
Just that she is inescapable, you get her all the time in 6v6.
I feel pretty alive today.
Why am I hearing Polish music?
and something to think about.
Oh, there was a Samoa in play.
Select your hue.
Feeling alive after that weekend?
Impressive onto business.
I slept enough, so I feel okay.
And it's only like, I mean, I definitely felt better today
than I felt like at any time waking up in the past two days prior,
the past two days prior just because I got more sleep but yeah tonight I'll sleep
great and tomorrow I'll try to knock over as much stuff as I can I'll try not
to sleep all day
wrong with sleeping all day right answer hello team good fucking morning team
how's everybody doing wow top of the morning to you all if you will
I wonder around the room and crumple yourself for a sec I had like I had a
We've done some squats, we've done some push-ups, we've done some laps of the chair, we've climbed
through a window, we've moved, we did loops around the chair, we've moved the furniture
around back and forth with...
Oh yeah.
It's been a busy day.
It's been a busy day.
And I'm almost ready to get off.
I'm not going to do 16 hours of massiness, just waiting for him to get on, which I think
should be a sin.
I'm not going to be sorry.
That chain shit actually hurts.
Damn, me and the cap totes have the same emotional response.
Precisely, after X.
Is there a song request command?
No, you can type a song if you like it, I'll keep it up.
just good, just craving
yo you guys did great there, good job guys, let's keep it up
Alright, you've been spending a lot of time in 636 have you?
No, I've just improved your attitude.
I've always had a good attitude.
Push, push, push!
None of the people.
Exactly.
Spread positivity you know.
I know all about it, I'll see you.
I'll see you in 16 hours a day.
Good shift.
You just get your loot box or something like
We just hit the loot box like we don't have done with the trial period till the next box is on
Huge
Look he stole my moves
Cuz I can't play my life
I have zero loot boxes in Heavens you got a spray that's not I don't think that's
what people love for 15 hours for get that every time
dude there's like 10 also we're gonna lose the next fight because I baited that tile
this guy's still full HP after all that
I used to watch one of them.
What a bubble.
What a pin.
Thank you.
Great round guys.
So, uh, Anto, why don't you reach out to me?
Because I said like, you know where to find me, you know.
I literally added your discord and you ignored my message.
at a deal of discord and you're ignored by message and my friend request
yeah but that wasn't the place to find me and then you sent me an eyeshow eyes gift after a day
like and you still didn't accept the friend request like you acknowledged that i messaged you but you
didn't add me like what's the deal with that
it is what it is it is what it is that's a bit of a fucking non-answer isn't it i can't imagine
you must be a nightmare
he's lying yeah I sure knows is what that is Lucio
I have no idea what you get, what you get, what you get.
I'm interested in my share of nests.
Boss like a salad.
Any summer quests?
I show them to the queue.
Oh my god, catch careful.
We're kind of going slow, like pinning the stage or pinning his wound.
I'm dead.
No biggie, Ben.
do
we have games tonight yes we do maybe
if you check it out, well played everybody, exclamation mark schedule
we will have some games
what tunder leaves
so good things
Actually, the OWTV matches page is better now. I'm going to link the OWTV matches page again.
Exclamation mark, ed.com. Sky's on. I might play one more with Lenny because we've got
the artist here and then I'll get off. We've got the artist here. We might as well.
all right, and then I'll send you out this guy.
Edit, com, exclamation mark, schedule, copy, paste,
and get the editing matches page.
Yo, when are we gaming together?
When you are elevated to SPM mining status in the community.
Actually, this guy's been live for 7 minutes already, he should probably turn off her pre-rolls.
Let's put a fork in it right here.
Everyone?
I hope you enjoyed the stream.
Oh, fuck, there's an app going.
I have to kill like four more minutes.
I have to kill like four more minutes.
I have to sit in the practice range I can idiot for a few minutes otherwise it
doesn't ride the right amount of people. Sorry about that.
Thanks Sere Ante. Oh my god.
So did you. Yeah like when the ads are on and like the view count goes way down
you wait a while and then it like rides a different number of people so I don't
like doing the rides when an ad just ran. Thanks for straight. Sleep well you maniac.
And today was alright, you know. Today was alright. I was expecting it to be like a four hour Japan stream into a, um, into a second sleep, but I actually got up and felt functional, um, so I was able to knock out some stuff and fuck up the fly screen in my staircase.
Um, but yeah, it was a good stream today. Played some games, watched a trailer.
what else? what else do we do? let's have a look at what's the song request
six are holic
by Zabson
Hmm.
Forty-three I am?
Yeah, it's one of those times, but I don't smoke, so.
are you cosy are you bonikins me too me too thank god it's Friday
I have no bunnykins.
Oh, you're gonna...
Ah.
Cough, cough.
See if we can fix the YouTube by tomorrow.
See if we can...
See if we can get a...
Get an idea for the future on the YouTube by tomorrow.
I got a little bit to do once I finish this stream.
I believe...
Yeah, because I don't know, like...
thumbnail title just think they're good videos you know I think they're good
videos but they are also just like they're for like a die-hard audience
there's no way to have that total title inconsistency on that my thought was
like an easy way to have like the difference of determination between
the two categories is like it's not a good it's not a good a beta like it's
It's not a good 8B test, but it's like you could really easily use like PGA's face and
Leni's face for like any video in North America, right?
Like you're making a video in North America, you could use PGA's face or Leni's face
or whatever, because like these are like the most famous players, these are the people
that you can easily click that with.
And then when you do Korea, because like nobody really cares about the Korean players from
my audience because they're all Americans, then you can use My Face.
You're not, you're not AD testing well with that, you know?
Like, then you're just like, you're just like giving up on using a Korean player's face and
using mine as like the, the like lame backup.
So that's like, that doesn't seem like a good test.
It's a solution, but it's not a good test.
And we're never going to get good data from that other than,
Is channel doing good or is channel doing bad or is video doing good or bad?
You could a be test on the NA videos, I think but I think you would find the result that the thumbnail with PG does better than the thumbnail without PG, you know?
Whereas you could like a be testing Asia I suppose like I'm confident like the PG thumbnail would be better than the thumbnail with my face
Why not both your face and another?
It's because the player's face isn't in the video, you know?
Like, why not actually in the video together?
That's the other thing about using the player's face in the thumbnail, like if they're not
even in the video, like, you know, like the suggestion is when you use a player's face
in it though knows that they're in the video and they're like not you know or
they're faces and if they're the game players but their faces so something
about that that's a little weird I think anyway let me send you over to
I have high expectations of you all.
guys. That's a raid. One new raid. There you go. I'll have to have a good one. Oh I will.
Thanks everyone. Double raid. Turn to discord. Watch the new video. You know that guys. See
all you know 14 hours or something 14 hours for the next-age pen
but I just got back that's all right bloodhub it's always tomorrow we had a
I can't say what I'm gonna do that tomorrow too.
I need a natural screen. So badly I need a natural screen. Bye!