Valkyrae
🔴LIVE! IN UTAH TRYING WEIRD SODAS WITH @QTCinderella (also live on youtube)
02-02-2026 · 2h 25m
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I don't know if we're live yet, but Vivian Wilson has her collab with Fenty and every
time a picture pops up, it's just like the sickest photo, like literally her whole campaign
is actually so beautiful.
I'm not trying to glaze her too much, but she deserves it.
Hi guys, sorry. I was showing her Vivian's freaking panty photo sheets. They're so good man.
The whores are endless but we must serve kind of carthus.
She's so funny. I love her.
Hello everybody.
Okay, is everything working?
I have two viewers that'll tell us, so don't worry.
That's the hard thing about having my chat on there.
I don't know, I was slow at that time.
We do our best.
Right, guys?
OK, there's four people here now.
I said four before.
There's five.
There are five of you?
Hey.
Where are they now?
OK.
And we're going to the hockey game tonight?
No.
Hockey?
Oh my god.
He's referring to me.
I know.
What are you doing?
I'm not querying.
I have a Pavlovian response now to hockey,
where I just get 20.
So I couldn't go.
I get horny and gagged.
Let's go watch the hot pinks.
I'm ready for the heated rivalry, girl version volleyball.
I think that would heal something to me.
I feel like it's coming next for sure.
Awesome.
Good.
Okay, let's see.
Let me make sure.
Oh!
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We're live on YouTube.
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You know what I'm saying?
A C word.
What?
I said it earlier when I was reading Goobins.
You can't say that on YouTube idiot.
YouTube idiot?
Yeah, you can.
Why not?
Oh, what?
Yeah, it's just on the first 30 seconds.
Really?
Yeah, you can say a lot now.
Can I say?
Just kidding.
She's like, can I say this?
Dude, I saw a clip of Jason calling himself a nonce.
That's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
I'm going to start giving him words and being like, yeah, this means...
You know what would actually be easier to do that too, is adapt.
Adapt.
Yeah.
start lying to a dab I should just stay a word and then be like yeah it means this and then
he'll start using it. Here for Ray but also cutie. Ray's live on her channel. You can watch on Ray's channel.
Now I watch. I've got the same persons in my chat saying they're here just for me.
They're here just for cutie. Okay question. Are we streaming together? Yeah I saw you guys stream together.
We're streaming together. Thank you Pete for the sub. Oh so oh wait I see your chat.
You're chatting with my chat because now we're streaming together.
Oh!
Okay guys, everyone gets a stream crush, so go and find someone from Ray's chat.
They're going to have a crush on today.
How do you do this?
That's a conflict of interest.
My whole Twitch chat's taken.
By who?
My YouTube chat.
I've been trying to hook them up with each other.
What the heck?
It's been tough.
Sometimes, no, they're different people.
It feels like the same family, no?
Sometimes they act like cats because they kiss at each other.
Ew, what are they? My niece? Like, what is going on?
Yeah, it's been a while.
I'll put one chat next to the other chat and then I make them say hi to each other.
Dude, I think kid drama is so funny. Like, I've been around like my family more and
like different aunts will like talk to you on different nieces and nephews and I just
sit there and it's so fun. They'll be like, have you ever noticed like so and so kisses
and like it's so funny.
Just kids.
Just kids.
Just kid shit.
Yeah, I kissed that people before. Some embarrassing.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I did it, kid.
Recently?
No, no, no.
I'm not.
Okay.
Um, alright, shall we get started?
Welcome to Utah, everybody.
Listen.
Uh-huh.
She's cozy.
She loves it here.
She's calm.
I do have to confess.
I understand, Katie, now.
We are filming the podcast.
We went to a park.
You can hear the leaves.
whisper back to you they were like I'll go to bed she's been tired ever since
it's so quiet here the roads are huge very wide it's there it's like empty all
the time and it's just it's so peaceful it's so peaceful and then um yeah we
film the pod okay you're actually living my life because you also have to eat a
salad? I ate a salad today, which was extra crazy because I haven't had like a
salad in so long but I ate it and it was super good and then what else did we do?
We'll do the five, whoever's chat that was. Thank you, thank you for the five, whoever's
chat that was. What else did we do? Oh, we have to preface this stream.
Well, they didn't know the war. Oh, so
Let me explain. So do you guys remember when QT? I love
Yeah, when QT did her Christmas concert and then she had a bunch of charity goals
You guys remember that?
And then freaking QT put on there as a charity goal without even talking to me about it
We're gonna come to Utah and do a soda taste testing stream
because apparently Utah has a bunch of weird sodas because they have a bunch of
liquid laws. Liquor? Well Mormons, they're not laws, it's the word of Wisdom.
It comes from the Doctrine and Covenants in 1833 when Joseph Smith decided that
for the best life Mormons should avoid coffee, tea, and liquor. Yeah so they
Improvised you know and they got a bunch of sodas and they put weird shit in it
Yeah, and so we're gonna go to different soda places and also
This will be interesting because I don't even like soda
Yeah, so the spicy to me
Well, maybe that's our goal is we find you a story like skutish loves also though. I do love also
He's just excited to be here. I'm glad I'm a part of the team. Okay. There's some rupees. I like this soda
Yeah, yeah, cuz it's sweeter than spicy
Yeah, so we'll do it where chat. You'll definitely choose one and then maybe maybe chat
She's too cuz it's good show try anything and then you choose one that you think actually looks good
Yeah, I'm scared she she was talking about like how some sort of have a whipped cream in it. Yeah, they'll have a dead-ass cream
I'm whipped. I'll just add cream to it guys Mars
crazy I
Also, I got merch at the airport
Yeah, you talk I got a Utah sweater
Mm-hmm, and uh
Yeah, so I'm so cuz you're husband means
It's a big go to thirst thirst has been yeas now
Okay, you're gonna have a lot of sugar. I am a little worried cuz we did just eat. Wait salad. Yeah, I'm selling
We can't have a lot of sugar left
Yeah, what's sugar in the salad? I did have a caramel macchi or
I also, um, I can't do my back.
Need a massage.
You know, I'm getting one tomorrow.
Cheese massage.
Can you massage your mouth so I can drive home?
Oh yeah, cheese coming home!
Chats up, because I'll finally stream again.
I have not been streaming.
You shunned a little bit.
I streamed once a week. That's been my goal because I've had to do YouTube videos. My editors need to eat a little bit.
No, that's why I thought...
That's why I was like, oh, we could do a react stream and then that could be a video for you.
And then she was like, so no.
You're behind the soda.
That's the soda's off.
Say hi to YouTube. This could be a video for me.
Hi YouTube.
Hey YouTube, and then insert the thing from earlier where Ray explained what we were doing.
See? My editors are very talented.
But you have a React series.
Well that's... you wanna know... do you want me to break the fourth wall in that?
Sure.
That's cause I'm a lazy piece of shit.
And that's the easiest thing to pump out in order to keep the channel alive.
Whoa, a business woman.
I know. We have to keep the channel alive.
So...
That's very smart.
Yeah.
But wouldn't it be better to do it off-stream so that people don't see it on-stream?
Folks, I get half my funny jokes from chat.
Oh!
Yeah.
Wait, that's extra smart.
I know, it's really good when either Lady Beatrice or Prezno are in the chat, so I just snipe their jokes real quick.
No, that makes sense.
Yeah, I do need a more gay audience, because unfortunately, I will tell you this.
Gay men are the funniest people on the planet.
No, I do think that we need a third co-host.
But my chat's homophobic, so...
No!
Shit.
Well, that's not the rumors.
Hey, about them, they can't be homophobic.
Yeah, well, they want to be so.
Okay, you have to watch Heated Rivalry and see if you get a barter.
That's what I'm saying, but looky, I don't know how you can't.
No, I think it's hot for everyone.
Yeah, it's hot for everyone.
I have my man, I think there's something for everyone there.
Yeah!
Oh, you're bi!
Well, yeah, like, there's something for everyone there, even straights.
Uh, even the straights.
Even the streets.
I feel like you can appreciate a cute couple.
You can appreciate a nice butt, too.
Everyone can appreciate a nice butt, and they've got some of the best butts.
They have nice bodies.
Oh, they look great.
I was looking a lot.
I do think a lesbian version would be fully unfortunate.
I think I would have to fly my pride fly.
Because we've always been avoiding the bi-allegations,
but that's nice.
I would date a woman.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, not you.
Oh, I don't want to date you.
Wait, no, I'm sad.
Wait, look at that. No.
Wait, we're too much to handle. I don't know how long we visit.
That was mean.
No, no, no.
You're not my type. No.
You're not my type. My type's like Phoebe Bridgers.
Only one of us can be high maintenance.
Yeah, I'm not high maintenance.
My type's like Phoebe Bridgers.
Yeah? So hot.
You know, Julian? Julian the guitarist from Boy Genius. Oh my god. I'd leave my wife and kids for her.
And Billie Eilish, but I'm a little older than her.
My type would have to be a mega-dummy mommy.
You're Paige Becker's.
Like, I...
Like what? Who?
I'm pretty. I'm pretty like... like who?
Yeah.
Like the girl from Resident Evil.
Jill Valentine?
Oh, the band lady.
lady. A Victorian vampire. I just like being a positive princess. Can you drive me around?
Someone said Cuddy only likes people that look like her. I wish I was as hot as Julian
But it's Julian Bakers, right? I got Paige Bakers. Oh, whatever.
Oh, a giant vampire mom.
Yeah, you were on a giant vampire mom.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, let's freaking get to this first soda shop. We're going to Swig first, the classic.
I'm ready.
Okay, chat, there's a chance you might fall over because I don't have a holder for you.
Hold on and don't be sad if you fall
They can fall no another day, okay, and I'm chat. I'm not allowed to look at you
So raise a church apparently this place is too far this the first place we're going to is called sway
And a pair is a chain. Yeah. Yes. That's how pop is literally a sodas
So soda do we should open one in LA? I
What?
Could we be millionaires?
I think it's a good idea. I think soda shops are cool.
Will you buy me a soda shop for my birthday?
Please Ray, please, please, please, please, please, please.
No.
But it's my dream.
No.
Okay, well that's kind of mean.
What do you mean it's your dream?
You can get to the side of it or it's your dream.
Yeah, but that's how dreams happen.
I can't see.
Yeah, it's really got right.
I'm going to toss time.
Blinds me.
Um, no.
No.
What's gonna happen is like it you you're gonna have two businesses and then you're gonna be like, oh
I love one more than the other
Chatter you guys okay
Do we not have...
We don't have shit, dude.
I thought we had shit.
We don't have shit.
Okay, also...
Look at this line!
This place has a drive-thru.
And they do orders like Chick-fil-A.
Crap! Guys, Google the... Google the menu.
Oh boy, this is the view.
You can hold it.
Break me the car over.
That's too close to me.
Bless you.
Excuse me?
Shit.
What's wrong?
from swig um can we see a menu i'm getting a menu
oh wait i got a menu of this anyone wants
wanted to recommend you know what's the menu it's so big of a menu
your camera yeah i always see the menu yeah
right what's that you're gonna be okay i promise
Thank you.
That was confusing.
All right.
Am I supposed to show chat this?
Or I just want you to chat.
They don't have food.
Someone said chicken strips.
They don't have that.
They have soda chats.
It's only soda.
Yeah.
I wish I could taste them.
I'm overwhelmed already.
We'll just get kid sizes.
We can get a few.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that was too many.
Oh no, that was close.
What the heck?
That was back then to you.
They have so many.
Soda.
I wish I could show them.
Party little secret.
Dr. Pepper, coconut, pineapple, vanilla cream, life's a peach, Dr. Pepper, vanilla peach,
half and half.
It's not that I don't like soda, it's just I don't drink it ever.
It's like how I feel about tomatoes.
Princess peach, Dr. Pepper, peach, coconut cream.
Oh, we need the princess peach.
Raspberry drink, Dr. Pepper, save me, Jade, diet Dr. Pepper, sugar-free, vanilla sugar-free,
they're coming already, they're coming already.
Hello.
Good. We don't, we're stressed.
Um, there's so many.
She's from California, she's never had a swig before.
Okay, do you have a beer?
A beer?
So we have two drinks, I have a beer and none.
We have the campy, I forgot your campy, sorry.
The happy camper.
The happy camper is,
what beer, obviously, is chosen in Montreal
in half and half.
Oh, we have to try that one.
Can we do a kids one?
Yeah.
The marshmallow is awesome. I love marshmallows. Okay. It's very good.
We also have here...
The buttery beer. Yeah, the buttery beer. I'm looking at it now.
Griskotch vanilla cream. Oh my goodness.
You also make your own drinkings with this. Oh, we're not ready for it. We're not ready for it.
We don't have a shark in it. You like shark? I don't have any drinks where we do.
We should do like four kids' size. Okay.
okay we'll do um what do you think are like the craziest ones crazy like we can
silly crazy Gucci gaffy
maybe bloody wild mountain dew mango puree and strawberry puree kids bloody
wild yeah we'll do kids bloody wild the kids that
The toasted marshmallow review on and then a kid's
The tropic sounds lemonade mango passion fruit vanilla cream
Yes, absolutely
Oh, you guys have two lanes
Everyone must have a sugar addiction. Yeah, because you can't have caffeine
Um, let's do I feel like we got to do like a classic like dirty feel like the coconut dirty
You wanted a classic I'd go Texas tab
Texas tab dark pepper vanilla coconut cream. That's the one. Let's go Texas freaking tab
All right, that's all bites are cookies for you guys today
I'm okay. Thank you. What's your what what cookies do you guys have? We just have our main chocolate chip in our
We have our stir-fried cookies, real fast cinnamon sugar puffs and bites that are on me a little bit at a time.
Jeez, please. Who's she on any time?
I'm just seeing if there's something that we should, we have to try.
I think we have to, can we do the kids' cookie?
Yeah, absolutely.
Because all the drink places have sugar cookies.
So we also have that right there.
Anything else for you guys?
No, thank you so much.
Can I have some hearts today?
Can I have an apple pie?
Yes. 14 out of 7 is your total.
You can go ahead and sign right here and press play at the bottom for me.
Wow, and then you can tap here.
Alright, there goes that.
Thank you.
It's so random that they just sell cookies.
Yeah, all of them do.
We can still tap this.
Yeah.
Look at these ingredients.
I think it sounds nasty. It's marshmallow in it. Soda with marshmallow? Sounds gross.
Are you serious? Yeah, it sounds yuck, no.
Okay, well you ordered something that's pooped coconut and I think that's gross.
Well, that's the class that's where I started.
Right? Right. That's like saying that.
I don't know. I'm very neutral.
I'm slightly confused about that, but it feels like a cultural appropriation.
I felt a little bit of right.
Hi Austin!
Hi Austin.
Austin, do you want a soda?
Also, good job, posting the Grammys.
Thank you.
That was awesome.
That is a car full of four high school girls that are just loading up on sugar.
Oh, they heard me.
Sorry.
Oh, they rolled up their window.
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
You're embarrassing me.
I'm embarrassed.
Right, I sound like a creep.
Yeah.
That sucks.
I'm sorry about that, everybody.
Me, Casually, there's a car of four high school girls.
We're going to crash on sugar.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Okay, so we have to rate, so every location gets four drinks and a cookie, and we have
to rate them what?
As a conglomerate.
Okay.
Cookies separate drinks together.
Yeah, sounds fair.
Yeah, right?
Cookies.
decide who is the who which soda shop is the best soda shop in Utah that's what
we're deciding okay but they don't sell the same things they all kind of the
same same but different yeah it's like they'll have their own recipes yeah okay
Okay. Okay, I really want chili fries.
What?
Don't worry, I'm gonna get that.
Isn't that ours?
Oh, it is ours.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh, my windows are open.
Yeah.
We didn't have a name.
Oh, sorry.
Like a bloody wild...
Yeah, we love kids.
Happy Camping.
No, we love kids sizes.
We love kids.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't know why it came out! I'm not happy about it either!
Clear it up! I'm not happy about it!
You act like I'm happy about me saying I'm not!
Where do we go to try and we're just gonna pull over right here on the freaking road?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I haven't had soda in forever.
I think the closest thing I've had to a soda is a sparkling water and I gave it to you okay
Okay, all right everybody, okay, so
Let's which one Gary most excited to start with um the happy camper
Okay, the happy camper. I do so to remind everybody this has marshmallow in it
What were you put them? Yeah?
What are you cutting off your face?
I don't mean to, it's just a...
It's a...
It's a rockle.
Um, what was the charity goal, by the way, where you did this without my consent and...
I think it was, like, 80k.
Yeah, it was a lot of charity.
It's...
The hippocamper has root beer, toasted marshmallow, and half and a half.
Okay, what's half and half?
That's for coffee and cream, yeah.
Okay, so everyone gets their own straw
Yeah, there's a lot of money
Okay, you can have this one you try it first and then you take out your straw. No
It just tastes like root beer really oh
The reviews are bad. She said this ain't special
Scootish reveal have they never seen you know Scootish stream
I streamed uh see them
He streams all day
He goes by Scootish
Yeah he literally he's got
You can find him
And he's got a whole stream
Whoa
You don't like it?
Oh no I like it
It just tastes like Rupert though
I'm so curious what it tastes like now
I should have got a snack in there
tastes like now.
I should have got a snack.
Oh my god, someone said,
Scootish Famous Basketball Shooter.
They remember my athleticism.
Pog.
Isn't it just taste like root beer?
It just tastes like root beer.
There's nothing special about this.
No, I'm so upset.
I'm devastated.
It just tastes like root beer.
The Marshmallow?
No.
I don't even taste that.
It's so sad.
It just tastes like root beer.
Yeah, it's good root beer,
but it's like, it's like AMW root beer.
root beer yeah yeah yeah yeah it just tastes really creamy yeah all right I
give it a 10 out of 10 okay okay okay what I don't I love Ruby okay but you're
like Paula Abdul in the first season American what the hell uniqueness yeah
need this zero out of there you go yeah all right like would you would you want
to fly to Utah to try that. No! Exactly. We need napkins I spilled. I don't have any.
I got it on your jacket. It's okay. It's not the worst thing I've ever done.
Okay this one is the Bloody Wild. Is that the one with the coconut? No that's the
type of stuff. I don't remember what this one was. Uh is the Bloody Wild you said? Yeah.
I'm looking it up fine you can use my pants as a napkin. I don't need it is
Mountain Dew mango puree and a strawberry puree
no bloody wild it's wild maybe it reminds you of a bloody Mary
Yummy or no? Gross? Disgusting? Ew.
Okay, I accidentally did a thing where I ate both sides of my straw.
That's okay. You're fine.
Okay.
Um, and I-
I like all the things in it.
It tastes like a melted snow cone.
It tastes like syrup. Like string.
Yeah.
Just syrup.
Maybe I didn't mix it enough.
Mmm.
But it looks- it tastes pretty nice.
It tastes like artificial syrup.
Yeah.
Yeah, the happy camper the more I drink
is more of a bummer.
Yeah.
All right.
It does taste like melted snow cone
with all the artificialness.
Yeah, it's a little rough, it's a little strong.
I can't imagine ever wanting that ever.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that is just syrup.
So you would not fly to Utah?
No.
OK.
No.
OK, all right.
I was kind of sold on coming back here more often,
because I really do like it out here.
My name's Spokane.
Have you guys ever been to Spokane, Washington?
That's the vibe this place gives,
where there's a lot of brick buildings.
You can kind of see the hills sometimes.
It's all flat.
Everything's spread out.
It's scary.
It's scary.
The scrues have to finish all this.
Imagine the dug dug challenge, but all the soda shots.
I thought we were going to do that.
It's going to be so funny.
OK, this one's the Tropic.
Which one was this one?
I think I know I had lemonade.
Because I was like, that's interesting lemonade.
Lemonade.
That's good.
Interesting lemonade.
It's lemonade, mango, and passion fruit and vanilla cream.
I don't want diabetes.
I don't think anything in this would give you diabetes.
Yeah, people drink big ones of these.
We're having sips of each of them.
I've got bad news.
Oh, God.
Oh, yuck. Yuck!
That does not bode well for me.
God, it's the worst lemonade I've ever had.
But what else is in it?
Mango, passion fruit, and vanilla cream.
It should taste good.
Wait, no, that makes sense. That's good.
Wait, now you're on board with it?
Yeah, I like it.
You got switched up?
Well, I thought it was supposed to be lemonade, but I don't know. I didn't like it.
I can taste the mango and the passion fruit.
I feel like it just tastes like bad lemonade.
Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
It does taste like bad lemonade.
So you're switching now you like it?
No, it's still made.
Okay, okay.
Go like I understand why it tastes that way.
So you're not flying to LA to try it?
No, okay.
Are you talking?
I mean, you talk to me.
No, no.
No.
Okay.
No.
It's okay.
No.
Okay.
It definitely is gross, but I understand why it tastes that way.
Okay, so this is the classic. This is like the start of dirty sodas. It's
Diet Coke, freaking coconut madonna. It really should be lime and coconut, but whatever.
I don't like coconut. Uh-oh.
Really?
Which is a very anti-Filipino of me.
Oh, I'm such a coconut fan.
I wish I liked coconut.
Dude.
Yummy? You like it?
I love it.
Have you had this one before?
I'm not in recent memory, but...
Oh, is it Dr. Pepper?
Oh, it should be Diet Coke.
Uh...
No, I think they're saying the ingredients make it Dr. Pepper.
It tastes like a Dr. Pepper.
Oh, so is it Dr. Pepper.
It should be like oh my god. It tastes like a dr. Pepper. Oh, no it is dr. Pepper vanilla and coconut cream
Okay, it should be diet coke
It should be done for the classic and it should be lime instead of vanilla
But whatever, you know, I asked her the classic. That's the classic so I just listen to her. It's just straight up
No, this one's awesome. I love it. That one's good. This one's a banger. Yeah
That was the best one. The best one so far. I guess that's the one if someone came in town on baking gotta try this
Emily would love that one. It's just a dr. Pepper
I think Emily does like this. You have an attitude problem. We're all talking about it.
My attitude? Yeah. No one is, no one in chat. Sorry, I'm flinging soda all over the place.
That's just where Dory sits, so. Okay, the famous pink swig cookie. It's famous. I don't know.
I will throw up later.
Yay!
Cheaters!
Oh, sorry.
I'm gonna be a hater, too cold.
Yeah, they definitely freeze them.
Why is it so cold?
Oh, because they bulk they take you from fresh they freeze them so they don't go stale
I'm setting it's a fine cookie
It's okay, but I like the ones at the grocery store more and something like be excited about
It's fine. She hates that
Okay, well she hates swag so okay, um, all right, so my overall experience
If I ever wanted a soda, I'd get a soda on there.
Okay.
I'd probably get the last one they had.
Okay, Texas Tab.
The one that tasted like a Dr. Pepper.
Uh-huh.
But it was a fancy Dr. Pepper.
Um, it did taste better than a Dr. Pepper.
Yeah!
It did taste better than a Dr. Pepper.
Which is good.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're not impressed if I wasn't allowed to have caffeine I would totally be there every day
Yeah, yeah, okay red bull or Texas tab
Red bull, okay, I need caffeine ice cream at the end of the night or Texas time ice cream. Well, I
Don't have anything. I guess I don't know what you would replace it with I love ice cream ice and everything ice cream all day
Okay, a cookie or Texas town those mostly all have caffeine
Yeah, they're all soda, but they're not like yeah, it's so I know it's confusing
Okay, they just can't have coffee. Can you explain what you explained to me about the yes the laws of liquid?
Okay, so in Mormonism you can't have tea
coffee or
Alcohol obviously
but
Coffee some people said it was hot drinks was the problem and then the other interpretation was just caffeine
But you can't so this is where it gets a little confusing. No hot drinks. You can have hot cocoa and
You can have spearmint tea and then tell them the rest
And for summers you can have Red Bull
Explain to me
Explain to me. How can't you have Red Bull? I got it
Red Bull gives you wings. Angels have wings, the angel Maronai.
Close. Yeah. They're just these weird loopholes.
Monster enemy. Yeah, you can have Monster enemy. Ice Tee, no. You can't have Ice Tee.
I don't know why. I don't have answers for you.
These are just the rules. Is Utah sponsored by Red Bull?
No.
It's Swedish like that one.
It's the idea of Utah being a Red Bull athlete of awesome.
Red Bull athletes, Freakin, Ryan Schechler, Ludwig Ogren, and Utah.
Well, I asked Kira, I was like, what do the Utahians do for fun?
Because you apparently have to leave.
You saw that car full of high school girls, they go and get soda.
That's like five minutes of life right there.
No, because then you have to drink the sodas and talk about boys.
Yeah.
True.
I don't want to talk about them though.
Until you're 16 then you can kiss them on the mouth.
Whoa.
But apparently to gamble you have to go out of state.
Yeah, you have to go to the closest town is either Mesquite, Nevada, or Wendover, Nevada.
Yeah.
So she said for fun you go snowboarding, you go to the mountains, you go outdoorsy stuff.
So sponsored by Red Bull, Utah is a Red Bull athlete.
And it's a red state already, so they're halfway there.
Whoa.
Boom. Yeah.
She did say that Salt Lake City is the blue dot in the red circle.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Alright, to the next one!
Here we go!
Oh...
Well, yay!
I'm so excited.
Oh, DT! DT! DT! DT! DT!
Hold on!
Oh, why are they talking?
Sorry, YouTube.
I really like-
I keep drinking it, it's horrible.
Oh yeah, you can change your stuff.
Change your stuff, Keen.
Nobody wants to let me over, though.
Change your stuff?
Uh-oh, you got a thing on your phone.
What's that?
Oh, just hit exit on the top.
Oh, just hit it.
Uh-oh.
Disable.
Okay.
Apparently we're going to multiple soda places.
Yeah.
We're going to find the soda places.
Yeah.
We're going to find the soda places.
Yeah.
We're going to find the soda places.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna find this out once you want to come back to Utah, right?
We're gonna find your I
Was I was down to come back, but then QT started sharing horror stories. I know I never mind
Never mind, I don't want to come back. I'm just telling her some scary stories. Yeah
Well, I do want to go to the
Flatts the salt flats
That's where they filmed
parts of the Caribbean, where my Jack Sparrow gets like...
Dead?
Yeah, and like the all-white sand, but it's actually the salt floods.
I just watched that video again.
I want to rewatch all of them.
They're awesome.
I want to watch Game of Thrones again.
Oh, I was thinking that the other day, and then Ludwig was like, no.
And I was like, wait, give me out.
We can do it.
When we have our three-week debacle, we can rewatch the whole series.
We can get through it in three weeks, yeah?
Yeah, we can do that.
Have you guys seen the new show? It's awesome.
Oh, is it?
House of Dragons, yeah.
Wait, not House of Dragons. There's not other one, too.
Like Lord Targaryen or whatever.
Oh, I've not seen it, but I've heard that one's really good, too.
House of Dragon is coming out with our third season and that's the last one, right?
Yes.
I don't know what conclusion they could ever come to on that show, right?
Fair.
Oh, that's so annoying, I'm so sorry.
Maybe if you could use the camera, I guess that would work.
Yeah, maybe I can like, it's screwed in so tight.
Uh-oh.
Guys, are you okay?
I'm okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Chad, if you need medical attention, put a one in Chad and we'll ask him for it.
No, Chad, you don't have insurance.
I'm having a suck it up.
Oh, she's doing some really good fall cut.
I'm a genius.
Okay, they can hear us.
I'm a genius.
Okay, so I took my claw clip and there's a bunch of cables and I clipped the phone cable to the other cables.
Oh!
So, it can't fall over anymore.
She's like, it's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
I can hear you lift my eyes in the gap.
I can hear you moving my soda a little slow through.
Wow.
Nice choice.
You ever played that?
Huh?
You run a yellow light and you see sex.
What?
You know the last one to do that is to take off a piece of clothing.
What? Sex?
Yeah, you guys have never played sex?
No!
No!
Dude, you just so doornie!
Okay, go ahead.
even one of the sodas was called dirty little secret like okay everyone here is down tremendous
sex i didn't run through yellow light
Oh, you didn't want to be the last one.
You should have taken your clothes off.
No!
That's an HR issue.
That was an HR problem.
Okay, so tell us about this next location.
This, I don't know much.
I don't know, like, the one on the-
You're the Soda Girl!
Okay, I'm the Soda Girl.
Um, this next location, I believe, was started by a college student, actually.
Oh!
Oh, cool.
And I think it was one of the first locations when everybody else copied them.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm gonna say, you know.
I believe.
Oh my god.
That's not sad.
That's a good thing.
Well, it's sad though.
They're gonna copy them.
Because then they made more money.
Because this is just a...
I know that I got a sign because of the Book of Mormon musical.
It's like, yeah, it's in the backdrop of the musical.
That's crazy.
There's more than one McDonald's here, Scootish.
No, that's the only one in San Diego.
That one?
Okay.
You know what you need to be okay?
No, I'm just noticing cause like all the other signs appear too in the background.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
But this one's called thirst.
Thirst, and this was the original soda time.
I think, I could be wrong. Swig might have been first.
But, I think, I don't know.
I don't know, sure.
I'll never be the soda girl. I don't know.
I feel like I'm losing your touch.
I lost it.
I don't know the soda.
Maybe I'll do more research and I'll insert it for the YouTube video.
Whoa!
A weed store!
No, that weed's not legal here.
So it's CBD.
Oh, CBD, babe.
Yes.
Stupid.
No, like this place is stupid.
Everything will be like, CBD, CBD, CBD, just so we get over yourself, Utah.
There's the ambulance coming. You might go. They slowed down way too much for that. Like everyone was stopped.
Yeah. That's the slowest I've ever seen an ambulance go through a intersection. Very safe. It is very polite here.
There's these streets where there's no stop signs but people stop for you. And they just let you go even though they don't have to.
It's quite nice. You would never see that in a place.
I said the problem with Utah driving is everyone's two-play.
Like, you're at a four-way stop, everyone's like,
no, you go, no, you go, no, you go, no, you go.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Aw.
Not a bad problem to have.
Yeah, it's not too bad.
What do you mean, shark attack?
That's the drink that you could have had.
Yeah, it did have a really cute shark gummy in it that I wanted to try.
But, chat Google first.
Oh yeah.
And look at that menu now.
They don't have a shark attack.
You guys have to pick out your new favorites.
Oh my goodness.
Huh.
Chat pick out your favorite drink and I'll order that one.
Raid looks so scared of cookies.
She doesn't do carbs.
I'm a little afraid of sugar.
Too much sugar.
Yeah, but you genuinely people drink like I almost came to the outside of this morning.
I almost I told secretaries this earlier. I almost pushed it because well because it
I had Taco Bell at midnight and it obviously didn't sit well like always, but I know that
they had these new dessert things. They're like churros sticks that have caramel cream
I'm inside the tunnel.
Okay, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Oh my gosh.
I want to try.
See what?
If they stop saying go in here, it's just like everyone's so polite.
He's so kind.
Oh, thank you.
And look, you can signal for me.
Thank you, sir.
I think he was hitting on me.
You guys are fucking obsessed with me.
Welcome to the Thirsty Nation.
Thirsty Nation.
Thirsty Prutsles and B'nay.
Oh, B'nay's.
This is the place that has B'nay's.
Oh.
Oh Chad, I don't know.
Wait, what?
I'm full.
I don't want to think David Chad wants his cookies.
Okay, I think that one.
They have a cocoa?
Cocoa collection.
Hot chocolate raspberry curade lip cream.
Pumpkin spice.
Cozy.
Okay.
Alright.
Come here you bozos.
Come on.
I'm ready.
I'll just go like that and then I'll stay here.
Look at that.
Cozy caramel. I will say if I lived here, I do love freaking cocoa. I could see myself indulging in that
Okay, oh boy. Oh gosh you guys
Okay, so there their root beer drink has ice cream in it. Oh, that sounds awesome
it's just vanilla and ice cream wait that's just a rubric flow you guys yeah
that sounds great okay hissy fit diet coke pineapple coconut coconut cream
smooth classic coconut vanilla no get diggity no doubt Pepsi why is it called
that that what is that are we what is that why does he
Why does he look like that?
Okay, all right, um, hustle, grapefruit, lime, fresca, frat star, mountain dew, monster energy,
oh boy.
Oh, oh boy, okay, um, hey Johnny, in June is Sprite, Tiger's Blood and Coconut Cream.
Death Star is Dr. Pepper Coconut Blackberry.
Bluebell is Mountain Dew, Blue, Curico,
Passion Fruit Coconut.
Okay, what should we get?
I'm full.
No, you're not allowed.
Chad seems like Death Star
because I think they just like the name.
Well, I also was gonna say
he was gonna get the name Death Star for the game.
Okay.
I didn't get the name of the line.
I don't wanna die.
Death Star and Dr. McCree me those are both Dr. Pepper Chat we don't need to dr.
Puppers well that bluebell okay you guys don't want you're not gonna finish that
I will finish it you'll finish it okay well scooters those confidence
okay so okay so pub in bluebell death star and then what's our fourth one
Oh, we got to get the lime Ricky. Yeah, okay, or Johnny and June. No, let me
And then be nice because chat wants us to get the nice so it's what they want
Wait chat, did you write that down because I don't remember any of it
What about a Death Star?
Oh boy.
Uh.
Pubbin?
Pubbin.
Lemmryan.
Okay.
Hi.
Can we get like the smallest size of a Death Star?
A Pubbin?
The kickback Ricky?
And then the, what was the one with the blue cast-o?
The blue.
Yeah, it's okay. Surely I can. It was the Death Star, the pub in, the cake back, Ricky.
And a line.
Yeah, just a small one. Just a small one.
And then whatever the one, oh the blue bell.
Oh.
Yeah, that was it.
Wasn't there something on the line?
Yeah, I got that one though.
Oh.
Yeah.
And and then three beignets the bag of three
Just one just powder sugar
No, thank you
Are you false?
I'm full from the salad earlier, just two.
What?
Yeah.
Want me to pay for some?
She's been sugar momma all day today.
It's awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You like me?
Um, so why was there free popcorn?
There's just free popcorn here, so this is already a bonus.
That's awesome.
And I think it was less expensive.
So it's making me like this place.
I also like the place with the crunchy carrots.
I do think I like that too.
The mascots make it fun.
You guys aren't sick?
We've had two sips, let's say we're drinking a can of soda.
What are you, you're getting your head.
I am getting my head.
Yeah, you're putting it.
She's like, oh, I need sugar actually.
Well, um, my salad had a lot of sugar.
No it didn't.
Oh, it didn't.
How do you know it wasn't my salad?
Salad doesn't have sugar.
What would have had the sugar?
My crushing and crazin'.
She had ranch.
There's not sugar in it.
I had apples in it.
Okay, well, yeah, okay.
You're gonna sleep great on the plane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You should have wanted a nap since literally noon.
Yeah, I did not get a good sleep last night.
Oh, I didn't finish my talk about sleep.
Sorry, talk about.
So, I had those cinnamon wool or the churro,
caramel churro.
Was it good?
Was it worth?
Uh, it was me.
But I ate them all.
You know?
Okay, okay, okay.
It's like I wouldn't get them again.
Yeah, okay.
They're like a lonely thing.
and then I wake up at 3 a.m. with the worst stomach ache and then I was thinking about
messaging the group chat saying I think I just need to push the flight because the flight
was so early.
You know I never care about that.
You can always push.
I almost never flinch.
I won't.
Ever?
Ever.
I don't think I ever have.
You can't have a podcast a day before one time.
That's not true.
You forgot Foolish's birthday.
Yeah.
Oh, I did.
I didn't.
I don't even think that was a day.
I think it was a morning nap.
What?
It was fine.
What did we film?
We filmed the next day.
The next day?
See, no one's mad.
We're all fine.
That's fine.
None of us were like crazy.
Like, we're all chill.
We're a bunch of chill girls.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was awesome.
And Foolish's birthday stream was great.
And I made it.
Oh, here it's going to get dark.
I didn't think of that.
Do you want me to turn that one on?
Oh yeah.
Excuse me?
Perfect.
You can see him now.
It wasn't canceled, it's rescheduled.
Yeah, that's fine though.
Yeah, it's different.
Yeah, but you would have rescheduled the flight and no one would have known.
Yeah, no, I just would have pushed it a couple hours.
You could have if there was a new.
But I made it.
She made it.
It's not dark at all. It is getting darker for sure.
Yeah, the sun is literally setting.
It's high for me. It's about that time.
You have two hours until you have to go back to the airport.
Yeah.
What?
It's fun.
I forgot.
Emily already checked this thing.
She did?
Yeah.
My goats.
Emily is that hero?
She's a hero.
Well, more fun.
I don't think you understand.
We've only got seven more soda shops to go to.
You're gonna love it.
That's the crazy part too, Reg.
Cutie's gonna give us her phone.
There's a soda shop in the airport and I'm like yeah, you're gonna go to that and then you're gonna stream your flight home. Yeah, yeah
This is gonna be a short stream. Oh, this is the small size and they're bigger
Yeah, I like the sizes of the last one
Yes, please thank you
I'm glad we're not getting one of everything.
No, there's an ad for weddings.
They do weddings here.
Oh, right?
You want to get married?
Yes.
And have soda?
Soda?
Sure.
Make it cater the way.
Okay, hope they're not doing the duck duck challenge behind you guys here.
It's just one lady.
She's by herself doing the duck duck challenge.
Wait, imagine?
I could take it.
Doing the duck duck challenge.
I do think you could do beverage.
You seem really confident about soda.
I feel like beverages just go down so easily.
I'm just a fry girl.
I love it.
I don't think I'll ever get full off fries until I was projectile vomiting.
Why?
I don't know if you know my pretzels are being paired with sodas, it should be french fries.
Yeah, if they have like really good fries, like imagine if they just did like garlic fries.
Garlic fries and so on.
Oh my god, yes.
I do think that's a secret.
Give me a good fry, I'm so happy.
Cameron did it and threw up.
He did the...
He vomited so loud?
Wait, Cameron.
Cameron was so loud.
I did it?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah. Wow. Thank you. I don't know. Maybe he's a coward.
What? Oh, that's our popcorn. I didn't get you one.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We will have a hockey.
That's so random. Wow. Okay, well, that's not bad.
The nuts are awesome. Look at this.
Just go to Disneyland. Yes, I will say right if I ever get married one day
I potentially would love to be like if I could plan our plans
New Orleans, gosh, Lorette
Would be so fun. I love New Orleans. It's all spooky and foggy and they have been years
I don't know if I want to go to Orleans or I want to go to Big Sur and I want the cabin that Taylor Swift and Carly
the cost stadium. Yeah? Okay. It's just only...
No, I guess we should go another. Oh, we're gonna make it some.
Oh, we're in Athens. Whoa!
It's blue. When you get past the balloon popcorn, it's gonna be good.
It's pretty burnt. Yeah. Oh, it's burnt. Burnt popcorn.
I love popcorn. Yeah, someone write that down and remind me later.
Okay, I was selling cutie Shasta play that caring game by the way.
I liked it.
She liked it.
I watched almost all of that.
Wait, no.
I almost spoiled it for myself.
Wait, I spoiled it.
Scootish?
How much did you watch?
You were second-mountain at the whole time I had pulled some eggs.
I just saw a mountain and I was like, ah, that's cool.
Good, good, good.
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Oh, I thought you had a step on the fault. No, my cliff mechanic is worth it.
This is awesome. This entire area where I live.
It's a closed-down trimmer.
Bands and down trimmer.
Oh, here's an apartment in the middle of this.
What?
I thought what?
Why did you just park in the side?
Because I don't have a car.
Dude, Utah makes cutie crazy.
One time we went, we walked to the coffee shop this morning,
and she started gin walking.
There's no car here.
Dude, the light was red, and she just started
walking across the street. LAQD would never do that ever.
That's true. It was weird. I was like, whoa, you're breaking the rules?
I do. I love rules. She's a real kind of girl and she just straight up
was, did not even hesitate. I love that they give me three popcorn. They get
four points for that. Yeah. I'm enjoying the three popcorn.
Okay. As an empath, I like that too, so plus one for me.
I just knew you'd be like, I'm so full, so I'm giving you.
I am- I am full.
Okay.
In here.
Look at them.
It really doesn't want you to see them.
People don't even know you have to go like this.
Wow.
Oh my god, the smoke's coming out.
It's smoking. Okay, the problem is...
These are gonna get freaking messy, guys.
Whatever you need to eat about the side of the car
I'm not gonna finish this this is so good
Aw man these are big I thought they'd be like the timers. I mean this respectfully this is a bad vignette
I'll have another bite, but
Oh she just put her back.
Yeah it's not, it's very, I think they're cooking them at too low of a temperature because
that's why they're soaking up so much oil.
It's um, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
The needle of Benyez in my life.
No.
It is, it's fine.
Is being involved.
Yes.
Probably one of the lower binettes I've ever had.
Have you had the Benyé chicken sandwich?
Where is that at?
At Disneyland.
Oh really?
It's so bad.
That's it!
Let's go to Disneyland.
We are very far away.
We can make it if you need it right now.
What about the cats?
Yeah, we need to bring the cats.
No, you look like there's a charge.
Oh yeah, you did leave.
Okay.
Yeah, Swift is in timeout. He jumped out of the car and fell right on his face.
And fell right on his face. It was crazy. And so now Derz is in charge.
A lot of people don't know this, but every single time I leave my house, I put one pet in charge.
No matter what. I vocalize it out loud. No matter what. Every single time I leave the house.
And it's a different pet every time so who's mostly in charge. It's usually just
Yeah, he just gives like man of the house and like no one listens to kids when she's in charge. So it's kind of like
But I would not trust and so it's like we'll fall asleep on the job. So it's like
Okay, Swift I saw a new side to him today
He was barking at all of the dogs and we're coming up to greet us during the podcast today because they've opened in the park.
He was being a little bit of a butt head. I won't lie.
He doesn't have dementia, we've checked. He just is old and getting grumpy.
But he can dog his dementia?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, but he still recognizes people. That's how you know he doesn't have dementia.
And he doesn't bark unwarranted.
That's one of the big signs.
Anyway, okay, there's a girl
Technically, it's what you also said. Yeah, I know that's confusing
He was born a female uses. He had him's okay
That's good to know yeah
Um, okay, kick back respect him
Sprite grape triple lime. That's a weird thing too is you can see so much ice like all these say normal ice
But I could never imagine being like
I don't know if you guys have never had one lime rickies are good I love the lime rickies
oh they're good there's a lot of ice there's ice all the way to the bottom it's funny that's
normal ice lime rickie if you don't know I but it's um sprite lime and a little bit
of grape I believe I taste the grape yeah you don't like it I don't like the grape in
But I like the lime.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Fuck ice. We weren't talking about ice. We were talking about ice.
We were talking about...
I don't like ice anywhere.
I don't like ice anywhere.
Hey, you guys are really brave.
You know what? Dump those drinks.
There's a dump.
It was 20 bucks.
So maybe we could use it.
Dump it.
I don't really want to.
We need a trainer. This is before I get cancelled.
Cutie wouldn't dump the soda. Cutie wouldn't dump the soda, so she's actually pro-ice now.
Breaking the news.
Okay, this one is the Death's- oh, what do you think about the Limerky?
I like it. I love the Limerky.
I love sprite as something I've noticed about myself.
So anything with that is an instant win.
What do you think? Are you faking your comatose again?
I know I'm I'm normal. I'm not faking anything. I'm so normal. I'm so normal
Um, I think that I like it better without the great, but I like lime sprite. That's nice. Good. Okay
Yeah, would you fly from LA to Utah to have that?
No, okay. Okay. Would you scoot it? I might
I might he's got low standards, but yeah, I don't have a lot going on
He's very open. He's very open.
I'm open to adventures. And that feels like an adventure.
You would fall out. No, okay. I'm writing that down.
If someone said, like, hey, let's go do a fun day adventure to Utah, I say yes.
Notice how I'm here right now.
Yeah, you did do that today.
Wow.
Wow, you're a doer.
I'm a doer.
Okay. Well, this is the Death Star.
Dr. Pepper, normal ice, blackberry and coconut.
So it is not the racist ice. It's a normal kind.
What? What did she say? I actually thought I missed it.
Bars. It tastes like cops are up a little bit.
Oh no. Yeah, I don't really like that one.
Yeah, I might have to forego this drink. I just don't really agree with what they did to Alderaan.
I think that might be the worst no the the one that tasted like snow cone syrup is
the worst one from the first place that was that was worse this is second to
worst
I don't know, maybe.
I'm just going to be back with like, personally.
Maybe they had a point.
I think you've done a sugar problem.
We love soda.
I like soda.
I have a 24 pack of coke here waiting at my house right now.
Soda is to you what chips and salsa is to me.
I get it.
Yeah.
And soda is to you what ice cream is to me.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah.
to end every meal with a sweet. I have to. Okay, so that one has a little incomplete.
Okay, this one, the bluebell. Mountain Dew, coconut cream, blue curacao, coconut passion fruit.
It's blue. It just looks like, isn't that just the same flavors as...
It is probably a bohub last.
It looks like a bohub last from the cup.
Oh, I quite like that.
Is it a bohub last?
I think so.
I like this.
What is it about you like?
I think that it's a bohub last.
I love some freaking tacos on the side of that shit.
It's just a more coconut-y Baja blast.
Oh.
Yeah.
I do quite like this one.
It's good.
I quite like it.
It's good.
You must try it.
Are you ready?
It's quite spirit-y.
Here I go.
There he goes.
Wait.
I like this place more.
My God.
I see God in this drink.
Does it taste like a freaking Baja blast?
Yeah. I think it's better than a Baja. It is better. It is better.
There is this, um, um, brewery by me. I don't remember the name, so I can't talk to myself.
Uh, but they make a beer that tastes exactly like a Baja Blast.
What?
It's insane.
I want that.
I, I, I got it at this, uh, music show I went to, and the bartender was like, you have to
try it. It is literally the Baja Blast. It's gonna blow your socks off.
and it did whoa I went home with no socks I was like
your socks are gone they were gone and I couldn't find them
that's awesome that's awesome offer a race in popcorn no
I ate it all are you serious? I wanted to try it out
I have some I like yours I'm calling her club but no she doesn't want it
oh I'm sorry that I knew she wouldn't want it she knew I wouldn't want it
okay this is just a root beer float but Scooters really wanted it I like
Like ice cream.
Okay, so it's root beer, ice cream.
Hot two.
What a weird mix.
I don't get that in Utah.
Is it mirrored for you guys too?
This is Utah, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, isn't it?
Oh my God.
Hot two.
Wait.
Oh, okay, so it's mirrored for us.
Yeah.
Okay, so, okay, we're looking at the feed back at us.
Oh, didn't you make it?
It's just exploding.
Did you make it?
No, I'm just passing it so it can explode on someone else.
Well, okay.
It's just a little beautiful.
The ice cream is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't remember the whole ice cream conversation?
You were also passionate about the ice cream.
This one is the best one.
Oh my, I killed my life.
Okay, but Ray, hold on, important question.
Do it.
Don't take it back.
I take it back.
you fly to Utah for this? This drink that can only be made in Utah. That can be made
anywhere. Really even make it. We don't we don't know how we don't know. Okay, I will
make it. I'd love to see it. Finally, Ray can cook all of a sudden. Since when? It's
a root beer float. You get ice cream when you're perscupin. Okay, well that you know
What? I like that place. I like that mountain dude drink the most. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh, that's why Chad was saying the big dreamy. That was Maya's favorite last time. I did do this before
Do you get to show
No, Austin we went to the Mormon Park
Hires I mean, I don't blame you cuz there really isn't anything to do here
No, I wanted to go skiing, but there's no snow
We could have gone to the aquarium I
Love a query. I know that and you taught I love looking at the Landlock State
Utah has one of the best ones ever shut up
We should restart our lives. So you could we could do it tomorrow
Really, yes, I do
I didn't know that.
I was like looking at things.
You don't?
Sure. I wanted to say something like my top ten.
Oh, really? Oh, no, I know your top ten.
Yeah, looking at things is definitely not in her top ten.
Looking at things is probably not even being her top 100.
Scooters in the backseat with all the sodas.
She was a shot each one.
You do that TikTok where you go over a speed bump and he's like,
He's like, what are you doing?
You can't even know.
This is my Super Bowl.
Where are we going?
Is this the last one?
No.
How many stars are we going to do?
How many do you want to do?
You said three.
Is there four?
There's so many more than that.
There's like five.
We could have went skiing today.
We could have.
Really?
Yeah.
oh have you ever been skiing i used to snowboard a lot okay uh but i've i wanted to try skiing
because i like the idea of not taking off my snow boot when you go on the snow and i
i feel like skiing is easier than snowboarding if i'm true or no i don't know it's a vibe i get
When I was a kid, I was always told I can't snowboard until I learned how to ski.
And then I learned how to ski and I just never wanted to snowboard.
Is that true, Chot? Because with snowboarding, you have one board and you don't have your poles.
And all you do is you, you swigle over to the right, you go on your toes and then you slip back,
Go on your heel, and you slip this way, go on your toes again, and then slip left.
I don't know what the hell she's talking about.
How'd it- why'd it snow before?
Oh, I was waiting to see if that thing was gonna pop up like this.
Wait, can we stop at that trash can so I can come?
So we're gonna step on it.
Wow! Scootish, you said you were gonna drink all of them.
I- I don't have that much of a bladder.
Okay, well.
I don't think he does either, because he- he's used a restroom a lot today.
I've used it twice.
That's more than that's more than that.
That's okay.
It's okay.
No, it's not a bad thing.
It's okay to have a small bladder.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Check.
Yeah.
Let me see my directions.
Don't look at them.
There's nothing wrong with a small bladder.
Honestly, I'm really dehydrated all the time.
Yeah, I believe that.
I don't know if I ever see my drink water.
Dry vibes?
No, you said that about me.
Number one.
Number two
I've never seen like casually drink water. You give me dry ice. Yeah
Yeah, I thought it okay that makes sense. Yeah
No, no, no your face does like really
Like all my new scars from the freaking laser. I think it's gonna heal. I think it's gonna heal. I
Do you want me to drink caffeine?
Don't be pissed
Oh, you can put your seatbelt on.
I am.
It's going to be going, Eskidish.
God damn it.
I'm sorry.
Anyone have a good tip for healing face scars?
I think I might have to get micro-needling done.
So, what's up with that?
How does that fix it?
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I don't have any of this shit.
I don't understand anything.
They said cut the face off.
Nice.
They said get him out.
They said get a mask!
Yeah, can we bring COVID back so I can be prettier?
COVID?
Yeah, it's now that we're masks.
Um...
You can still wear a mask.
Okay, we're going to Fizz now.
Yes!
Fizz!
Yeah.
Like a League of Legends champ.
I like all these soda stores.
Yeah.
Swig, Fizz, Thirst,
so delicious. Oh you've been thinking of that. No that's we're going to that one after
this. Oh by the way. No that's a good one. I thought you were thinking about your new soda stock in LA.
Isn't it technically Sonic? Wouldn't this wouldn't that be LA's soda? Oh Sonic has food. True. This
like it was based off soda and then they added cookies like that place adding pretzels and
It's great. They're crazy for that. You know they're one of the kind. I wonder why.
To stand out. That's definitely why they get free popcorn. Because I'm sitting here.
I'm driving down State Street. We're on State Street right now.
I'm driving down State Street and I'm like, I could go over to Swig or I could go to Thirst.
Thirst gives you free popcorn and I go to Thirst.
You're gonna enjoy the next popcorn? Yeah. I'm like, that was awesome.
Are you guys okay?
I shouldn't unplug this because I think this would have turned on.
Did you want to use that for sure?
Oh, it's a light!
Yeah, Niko souped my car up and then I didn't use any of the things he souped up with.
Whoa!
But now I'm using that.
It's just, I just get overwhelmed without Niko.
I need Niko here to do it.
I feel that Emily yeah cuz it's like cables you gotta plug them in and look at the thing
in here again and I told me I should cut all the cables no well so a lot of these cables
had a zip ties on them does a zip tie every like five inches a lot maybe too many is it
Yeah.
I want to show you guys my little scissors.
What do you have those for anyway?
Um, they, uh...
I'm gonna hand you a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sometimes you just need a little scissor.
Yeah.
I don't know, my bag is really messy right now.
I'm surprised they let you go home to play with those.
What's in my bag?
I mean, why not?
What am I gonna...
I assume you just got me carry-ons or anything.
You just got your purse?
I had I brought my big oh, so I brought like a side bag
Tampa and I got my passport my keys my
I got a little razor
My god what?
They don't check me
You're a problem
Apparently I'm not.
Yeah, I guess.
Apparently I'm not. They look at me and they're like, whoa.
Okay, well at least you have a backup if you need it.
Chad, are we the ones being crazy?
Like, it's crazy that Ray got on the plane with the scissors and razors, right?
Aw.
Without the TSA checking her, right?
I had a baguette pen.
Oh yeah, you showed me that.
I'm matching the baguette pens.
From Paris.
And then, I also have the...
Oh, tweezers.
We never know when you need a tweezers.
I do have tweezers in my bag too.
Stay up, Cat.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh no.
Was that your phone?
Yeah.
It's gone forever.
Oh, dude.
You have to buy a new one.
That sucks.
That's on you though, for sure.
That's my bag.
Yeah.
It's really my bag.
We took a bowling.
Right now?
Not right now, but someday.
Okay, yeah.
Actually?
Yeah.
I'll go bowling.
I just smoke you.
I thought this was, I didn't know it was a conversation.
I thought it was just a fun time.
You know, I didn't know.
I played a win.
I'm gonna get lost.
I was wrong.
What? You just want to play?
I'm down.
I don't know if you, I don't know.
Maybe we should go separate.
You should.
Sounds like a cut-throat with Ray.
What do you mean, smoke?
Are you going bowling?
Is that a thing?
There's no way you're a middle-league bowling.
My brother was a middle-league bowling.
I had my own bowling ball, 8 pound Leopard print.
That's awesome.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah.
It's because my dad was a bowler.
He did like a weekly bowling league.
Alright.
Can you find my phone?
Can we get a bowling ball that looks like a hairy scrotum?
What?
That'd be awesome.
Wait, what?
It's like a ball.
Oh, now you're about scrotums.
No, I'm not about them.
I was telling her on the pod today, I was telling her...
I was thinking rep scrotums, like you're a big scroll girl.
I was a huge advocate for a sponsor.
I was feeling like a ball step.
Okay, whatever.
I'm not. It's gone forever.
Yeah, you're not a model car.
Where is the type of person that have like the metal balls hanging off the back of your car?
She loves scrotums.
Wait!
Shruck nuts.
Dude, that would actually be fire on the Lambo.
Yeah?
We should bedazzle them though.
Oh, shit.
Way.
Pimp my lambo.
I think Michael welded some nuts on his motorcycle.
Welded?
Yeah.
Whoa, that guy.
He's always thinking ahead.
It's so dark now.
I know, it got dark really quick.
Can you ever see the stars?
Oh, absolutely.
You can't see stars in LA.
Yeah, no, you can see them anywhere in here.
Well, it's the sun's still setting, so I gotta wait for it to settle in.
Also, does that help to have a giant light in your face right now?
Yeah.
Streamer bowling tournament?
Actually, I don't know.
The audio would be miserable.
The audio would be bad.
Well, you go one at a time.
It's so...
So, professional bowling, there's no two lanes, and it's like 1v1.
So you have to rent out the whole place?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, you can do it.
Remember any dream that's too expensive? I say you can do it.
I would support you.
But I don't want to do it.
Why not?
Because...
I don't know if it'd be fun to watch.
Do we have any overlays, maybe?
Uh, yeah, I feel like anything is fun to watch with the right overlay of that.
Yeah.
Or like, you have to never shop before every...
Every bowl and then by the end it's just like
No, we have to avoid
I want to drink more. I don't
Dude, you're so you're so different than you thought
No, I he's like I go I go and walk said midnight and I drink a beer
Yeah, and it goes to hell because we were walking. I know that's
She threw a cat in a bush and she's like,
Oh, what's up? The cat sprinted at her and it rolls over and it's like,
Oh, my God, cutie, I miss you so much.
And she's like, and this random ass cat.
And I was like, wait, is this cat available?
Because the cat was really cute.
I was like, I want to take the cat home.
And she was like, no, that cat lives over there.
The window had like a little cat door.
Yeah, I know the cat's on the cat.
Yeah, but she just walks around by herself
I'm drinking a beer.
Petting cats.
Petting cats.
And I'm like, what?
Listening in the no-com.
Living the life.
That is the life.
But she's a beer.
I was thinking we could change one about it to beer about it.
And drink a beer every time.
You?
You're saying you're feeling full after a couple of sodas.
You would feel so full after this.
No, I'm full after the salad.
Oh, okay.
Um, so the salad was so good.
I was full when I was half when I was finished.
And she switched out provolone cheese on her salad to cheddar.
And she switched out turkey for bacon.
I don't really eat salad a lot.
It was like, it's okay. It's a salad with lettuce.
I can't eat this for minutes.
Some flour seeds.
Turkey.
Right onion.
I took out the onions.
Yeah, and then provolone.
And she's like,
You have no room to talk.
You keep on dressing.
That's the only thing I don't do.
She's like, um, actually, can you get a little lettuce?
Dry.
Dry.
It was a little dressing.
I went to a steakhouse with my family the other day, and I don't like red meat because
cholesterol.
Um, and so from a steakhouse, I ordered a side of asparagus, a side of steamed broccoli,
and a side of breastless rice.
At least it was steamed.
And they were like, are you vegetarian?
I was like, no, I'm just craving this, it sounds good.
They were like, okay.
How are you real?
I just love vegetables. I should be so skinned, team.
I just, like, can't believe. I can't believe how many creams you eat.
I love them.
You people?
No, not as much as I like to.
Where does it go?
In my tummy.
I didn't poop today.
I don't think I poop yesterday.
I don't know.
Cause a lot of them, cause there's difference between like soluble fiber and insoluble fiber
And I think I'm not, I think I'm not in a third soluble fiber somehow
I actually need to add more beans and stuff, legumes
Eggume
Flaxseed, flaxseed is good for you
We start a business
Only have beans
Ew
Actually low key, my mom had such a good bitch bean recipe
that like I would just eat it by the bowl and I haven't been able to replicate it.
I think that people love beans.
Yeah. Okay, I'm kind of in.
The reason why I know this is because actually, you know what, maybe not.
I'll say say it because during COVID, whenever I'm freaking out trying to get groceries before
shut down, you bought a bunch of beans?
Well, the only thing that was available was the shelves weren't empty.
I will say there was a moment of panic that was like...
Yes. Yes.
It was a little stressful.
I thought everything...
The only thing on the shelf was garbanzo beans.
I bought 14 bags of them.
And that's all I had for my...
14 bags?
Bags of garbanzo...
So how can't you say that?
No, it's like a bag. Like a bag.
Wait. Oh! Like...
You're gonna cook them?
Yes! Bro, I can't...
Oh my God!
To survive on durian...
Raw beans stop to cook.
If I soak them for however many hours...
Straight up beans.
My emergency spash during COVID. How long did they last you? Oh forever. Do you still have him? I don't have him anymore but um...
Why do you still think about him? Why am I having a finger cramp? What is happening? Ow! You're like searing pain in my finger. What is that?
What the heck is that?
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is that?
That was weird.
What did you do?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
That was weird.
That would have been awesome.
That would have been cool.
Wait, that would have been crazy.
That was awesome.
That would have been cool.
I
Kind of thought that's what you were doing
It was right there, I don't want to be that close. Yeah, I'm good off that
Okay, so we do have to go inside
I can't tell where that
Oh, I'm gonna get it in.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, but they didn't know her role.
Oh, goodness.
Okay, so I'll just have to pull it around somehow, this is.
Oh, I see.
It's like on the other side.
Oh, that's so annoying.
Okay, all right.
I'll figure it out.
It'll be okay, it'll be great.
Not the peoples.
I just like, you know when you're like really full and tired?
I don't know how you're so full.
I was full.
You're pissing me off.
She gets, she's so mad at me for being full.
She goes I only eat one today. I'm like, oh, she's like I'm also afraid of the way
Shut up
I did not
Mind you. I love that the leaves are talking to us, okay?
I was like, okay, we're rustling. I didn't say I was afraid of the way. I didn't know you could blow away
I just you know, I say it was a nice day. I thought it was a nice day
Well, I
I just feel high.
You just don't eat.
And it takes me off. It's bad for your heart.
You know what's bad for your heart?
What?
Not eating dressy.
No, it's actually really good for my heart.
Yeah, it's actually like I'm really like...
It's actually one of the best things you can do to help.
It tastes good.
It tastes really good.
I really, I really, yeah.
Yeah, I'll decide with right here. It's better with dress. No, thank you scooters
It's so bad. Then why do I hit every day? I know I know that's what I'm trying to figure out
You can go to Bunny in a past life
What if I was like that, what if I was like that, like a hoe Bunny, you know how bunnies like get around?
I can, I can see you being a little, like a little hoe Bunny
Fun! Oh my god, nothing's changed. I'm not a hoe bunny anymore. I'm way too tired to be a hoe bunny.
In no way. You feel high because you've had four ounces of sugar?
I'm not high. I'm just saying. I think that's because I'm tired.
Did you sleep on the plane?
Yeah, for like an hour, but it was really cold. Really cold.
It's so weird.
It was very chilly.
It was freezing on the plane.
Did you ask for a blanket?
No.
Because it was one of those...
It's like an hour long, yeah.
Oh, man, it's so short.
Yeah, you're like, I'm not gonna be that diva.
And it's like, can I have a blanket?
And can you adjust the temperature, man?
Oh, God.
Um, I would read my chat, but I lost my phone.
Sorry. Well, they're mixed. Remember, they're shared now.
On my YouTube chat.
Oh.
I'm sorry, Lizzie.
Do you?
Do you even care?
Do you even care?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm focused on keeping this safe right now.
I'm sorry I'm focused on going home.
I don't feel safe with you.
That's crazy.
She's like, pull my finger while she's driving.
I know.
I was having a weird finger cramp that I've never had in my life before.
Okay, so when we do our three-week extravaganza, are you farting on me?
No.
I'm not a big farter.
Thank you.
Do I give big fart energy?
I don't know.
I don't think I do.
do I don't think like I'm big fart energy I don't know you never heard about a lot
of gringos. It was me, Senna, Sam, watching Caroline. We were all in the
kitchen. Yeah we were doing a try every cookie crumble stream. One of those
girls farted. And who did it? We still don't know. Then we even called character
witnesses. Sam's did have the worst character witness because her character
was like yeah you fart sometimes and I feel like you don't know. So that was a very good
commercial to Sam's argument. It was pretty bad. Yeah. Wait, how do you not know? But
it went on for like three hours of us arguing who farted. It was Sam, period. Who is that?
So that's actually... I know Sam pretty well. I'm literally believe it's Sam. That's the
It smells so bad. It was crazy.
And I'm going, I go, I go, who farted? Like I say it.
And then so of course they play me because I'm going to call that out.
And I was like, if I farted, I would be pretending.
Like I did not fart.
Wait, you, wait, you called it out.
Yeah, but how do you use that?
It smells so bad. There was no way.
Whoever did it was probably embarrassed.
They should have been.
It smelled rough and then one time extra Emily's at my house and we're doing a
baking show together and she keeps walking in the hallway to fart because
she kept farting and catching on to Emily. You've got to go fart in the
hallway. But then Nico was in my computer room fixing my computer and she
was all funneling up to Nico. So actually the terrorist.
Wow, we have to get over the rainbow.
Wait, shut up.
These are crows.
That looks beautiful.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I didn't know there was a mic.
I'm hoping we're on the right side of this boat, right?
Whoa.
Oops.
I think we just have to get all of these ones.
I think we have to get all those kids drinks because they're the most unique ones.
Yeah, it was running.
And...
What are all these, Jack?
I got great sharks in the water.
You get it on your chance.
Jack.
You have great sharks in the water.
You get it on your chance.
Oh, for the gummy?
Yeah.
Thanks so much for your patience.
Do you happen to have a loyal partner?
I don't.
Totally OK.
What can I get for you?
Can I get the sharks in the water over the rainbow,
pink poodle, and then just a zen water?
What size for that Zen water?
Um, 16 oz.
And then would you like that buckling or flat?
Um...
Oh, uh, let's do a flat.
Perfect. Anything else?
Um, can we...
Could... What's your favorite dessert you have here?
I like the white one.
Um, sorry.
I really like our chocolate chip or the sprinkle dough bites,
or actually any of the dough bites, really.
Those are my favorite.
Okay, let's do a sprinkled dough bite. Perfect. Anything else for you?
Uh, no, thank you. Okay, it'll be $20.06 at the window for you. Thank you. Thank you.
I could stare at this menu all day. I'm not kidding. It's a good menu.
That's a good menu and even look at all these hot chocolates. Oh yeah.
Wow, okay, so their dessert that they recommended was the dough bites. So far I will say
the bin nays even though they were bad they do they were better than like the
big oh 100% better than the cookie yeah so they were better than the cookie the
cookie the cookie was sad the cookies really sad I've never had a cold cookie
like that yeah the choice for sure
Which one is this place?
This is Fizz.
This is Fizz.
We're at Fizz right now.
Oh my god.
I'm sitting here trying to roll the window.
Perfect.
Do you want to carry it?
Yes, please.
Are they so nice?
They're so nice.
Do you really want some chips?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chips. I love chips. It's actually my weakness.
I will be able to live in my seat.
Wow, thank you.
Christian, that's your hair.
Thank you.
There's hair on it.
Just a little one.
Yeah, I drooled everywhere.
Ha ha ha ha.
A lot of them.
Guys, I just cooked it up.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's kind of fire.
I don't want it.
Mmm, yeah.
It's probably cooked almond and then, or cooked flour,
then they do no egg.
Oh, wow.
Mmm.
Yeah, one is enough.
Yeah, that's a lot.
That's the winner.
That's the best, um...
What's the best dessert so far?
This is the best dessert so far.
That's what she said.
This is cookie dough.
It feels a little bit like cheating because it's just cookie dough,
but a lot of it.
Yeah.
This is good.
No end?
No.
They want one.
No.
Too bad.
Yeah, that's pretty yummy.
Yum.
She got a cookie tongue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would come back for this.
They figured it out.
Okay.
We found the wind. Yeah. We got you back to Utah.
Mm-hmm.
Well,
those are pups, whatever these pups are. Try these fizz pups.
Chocolate caramel or cookie butter.
But they don't look like donuts.
And they don't look like cream puffs. I'm not sure what they are.
I don't know.
I'm not going to freaking Lehigh.
Where's Lehigh?
Where's that at?
It's all Lehigh.
I think Lehigh is like...
I don't know if I know where Lehigh is.
Wow, thank you so much.
Wow.
Yeah, they've got some whipped cream.
That's huge.
I got whipped cream here.
Wow.
That's huge.
That's huge.
I got whipped cream here.
That's huge.
That's huge.
That's huge.
That's huge.
That's huge.
whipped cream here. You don't even have to kill them like they don't. Yay!
You made a bowl? That's fine. I'm just gonna flip it up.
Hold on.
Okay. This is the last place, right?
I was gonna go to another place. There's another one!
Dude, there's so many soda shops. Okay, what are all the soda shops?
It smells like twisted sugar, they're so delicious, they're so delicious.
I don't know, I don't know.
There's more.
I don't know all their names.
We love them.
Wow, so much competition for sodas.
Yeah, I know.
But like, I mean this place didn't have free popcorn, but the dough bites were.
Okay, I did give us an easy one.
I got us something that was called Zen water.
Is it water?
Water?
Lemon wedge?
Pineapple?
Pear?
Guava?
And cucumber.
What a sense of life.
Yeah.
So I figured, you know, you never know.
It might be great.
I know this is better without these overhauls.
Wow.
you never know. It might be great. I know this is better without these overhorns.
I'm just gonna turn it back on. I don't think I made a difference but okay.
I draw this.
How's it, how's it, how's it?
Um, it also tastes like a melt-a-pop-sicle, but a very specific popsicle that I can't think of what it is right now.
Ooh, ooh!
Rock-a-pop?
No, it smells like a rocket pop.
Thanks for the 10.
Whoa, 10?
we love tens I don't know what popsicle that is it's very cucumbery hold on I
know exactly what you're talking about oh my god it's giving me like I'm having
like a ratatouille moment but I can't it's not connecting all the way
Oh, I know what you're kind of talking about, I think I know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I wonder if it sets the snow cone popsicle from the ice cream truck, maybe.
But that's not it.
You have to try this.
I think I know.
Maybe she's going bald, who me?
I just like a hat.
I don't think Ray's going bald.
I'm f***ing...
Dude, it looked like I was in a trash can.
I'm balding, it's okay.
No, you're not, Scootish. Don't say that.
No, you're so right.
Don't ever say that ever again.
What is that?
Is it a cyclone?
You ever have one of those?
What does it look like?
This guy?
Tori Lee.
Yes!
Yeah?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I nailed it.
That's the popsicle.
That's right.
That's so funny.
That's why I'm here.
That's so funny. That's exactly it.
You could chew off the sides and...
Yes, yeah, it tastes like that
They call me Jimmy Pops called whisper back where I'm from. It's not bad. No, I like it a lot
Yeah, but I don't know if I'd like pay five bucks for it or whatever. Oh, it was cool. I would just I would just get water
Spam call 630 really
Okay, this is shark in the water. Oh my god, right shark gummy and blue rad
That looks like a slurred juice.
There's a bunch of sharks in it.
That's the most blue that's coming from the sea, mommy.
No, I don't.
Scooters really wants it.
I do.
OK, I'll let you fish it on the shark's head.
OK.
That looks chemical.
Shug jug.
Shug jug.
I just regret putting this on my mom.
Yeah, it's a gris.
It's just so much sugar.
Oh, now it's so much sugar.
It's bins.
I never said it wasn't so much sugar.
It's been so much sugar.
It's just not as bad.
You know what?
Sick me dick.
Okay.
I'm gonna explode myself.
I'm gonna explode.
Oh, one of the gummy shirts.
Oh, they're floating in the, well, you don't.
You killed them.
No.
There's one on top still, Scootish.
You'll get it.
Okay.
It just tastes like Sprite.
What?
No way.
Yeah, you can't taste the blue.
What?
Freaking kidding me.
This tastes like spray.
What do you think blue tastes like?
I don't know.
They say blue raspberry, but it does not taste like raspberry.
It has blue.
It's just blue.
Not enough, though.
Even though a lot of this tastes artificial,
my tongue is still normal.
Like.
There you go.
it tastes honestly it doesn't taste as artificial as i was hoping funny you know i mean like i feel
like it doesn't taste enough like yeah it just tastes like sprite it tastes like no i totally
didn't get a blue raspberry i taste the blue raspberry but it's not enough maybe my tongue's
been stunted maybe i drank so much sprite i know what i'm expecting when i think sprite yeah maybe
but this is it this is not sprite this is there's something more to this sprite
Just will affect the sperm count of everyone in the car.
I'm a little shielded.
Wait, shit, I have sperm.
We'll be fine.
Oh, fuck.
Alright, well, here's our first one with cream on it.
This is for children, by the way.
Market is children's drink.
It's got rainbow strips on top.
Over the rainbow.
Sprite.
rainbow gummy, blue raspberry, that's the same drink and normal raspberry this is
gonna taste how I think the other one should be. And rainbow sanding sugar and
whip. Okay. It's just sprinkles. I don't know why they said it's just standing.
I've never looked at it like that.
That's insane.
You want me?
Sugar?
No, it's just like, it's fine.
But it's just crazy that like, it's the same drink.
Yeah.
You just put a different gummy on top.
Yeah, that is what I kind of realized.
Yeah.
definitely more raspberry in that but it's just like my kid a rainbow kid or a
freaking shark kid
so I'm a crazy one
it's just right in raspberry
mmm that one's awesome really that is the same drink to me it's way more
sugary it's definitely it's so much more sugary
I think I have four extra pumps.
Okay, so what's this one?
Pink Poodle.
Soda water.
So there's no spray.
Soda water cream.
Cotton candy.
What?
58 pumps of cotton candy, it says.
What?
What?
Because the number is how many pumps?
58?
Jesus.
Oh, this tastes like cotton candy.
Freaking, freaking, common.
Okay, here we go.
Wow.
Is he gay?
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Dude, there's a good thing there's like a hospital right there.
Kids are still gonna die.
this is like it's like dude that is bizarre that is like I've never had like
dude I don't know if I've ever experienced that flavor in liquid form I'm
scared
my god it almost hits you off it's like it when it's in your mouth like it's when
When you breathe in, dude, it's literally cotton candy, yeah, liquidized.
It's cold liquid cotton candy.
Just straight up cotton candy.
Yeah, like they didn't just spray it's literally sugar water, or like not sugar water, soda
water, and then they added all that cotton candy.
Oh I'm so curious.
Do you love cotton candy?
Me?
I have a friend that loves cotton candy so much.
Oh God.
It's so good.
I don't know if I like cotton candy that much I
Think a kid would lose their mind. I definitely don't love cotton candy that much
But I could run a marathon right now. Yeah, that hit me like a truck
I do feel alive. I think I could win a 5k Wow, I would drink this before working out. Where's the water?
Let me have the water back.
Thank you.
Tuna!
I would never give this to my child!
This?
No.
That...
That is a drug.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
I could outrun Isha's speed on this.
That shit is doing crazy.
Speed on that?
World record.
I show speed come to fizz and get the cotton candy kids drink before the qualifiers
for the cost of the effects.
I don't think I've ever had that much sugar at once.
That was crazy.
No, that is crazy.
My head's tingling.
That is like crazy.
I kept going back.
Be careful, Scootish.
We don't know the effects.
We got them in the flight.
We don't know the side effects of these drinks.
mind again people get like 40 ounces we haven't finished 116 hours like the
thing is I never eat sugar I know so I do feel like this is probably a lot more
sugar than we're used to finish the Texas time I finished the root beer
finish the uh yeah but you're used to soda coke what you love oh but you you
You're gonna be bouncing off the walls in the plane.
I think they're gonna let me fly it.
Stop.
That's awesome.
He freaking texted Emily while we're about to take off, and I'm in the group chat, and
he's like, you think they'll let me fly the plane if I ask them?
That's awesome.
And now he's talking about it again, and it's making me worried.
He's actually gonna ask if he can fly the plane.
The meat I said
I'm playing the Slay the Spire on my phone like this and he's sitting next to me
I see it pop up and I look over and I was like you ain't flying this day. I'm pulling
I think it's nice that he asked
No
And then Emily was like you have a big day ahead of you. You should rest
Where am I?
What can't white boy fly a plane now it is
No, I'm not with me in it. Okay. We can go to our last stop
Twisted sugar.
Oh, that sounds twisted.
I'm about to get twisted.
Let's go!
Okay, this is the last place.
Yeah, it's the last place.
I'm gonna don't, and I haven't had time.
We could have gone to Sodalicious, but...
Is it far?
Sodalicious?
Yeah, where is it?
Sodalicious would be...
16 minutes.
And this is, and...
Twisted sugar is 12 minutes.
I don't think we can do both I don't think we should do both for our health okay
well we'll start with twisted sugar hi YouTube I haven't forgotten about you
she's barely remember she got a phone back I did just remember I got a phone
back okay so rate the sodas so far okay so this the dough bites are
You're definitely the best dessert thus far, and yeah.
I do still kind of think that thirst is the best.
Yeah, I think thirst has been the best soda in my opinion, although I am very...
I hope you're con candy water, this place crushes.
Dude.
I had very partial con candy.
That was a trip.
It felt like I was doing a drug.
Yeah, for the first time when it hit me, I was like, oh!
And it was like...
You know when you take a bite of cotton candy and it melts in your mouth?
Yeah.
It was like that times a hundred at once.
Yeah.
I don't know if I've ever had a chance to read a book.
If you're trying to live for a good time, not a long time, you should try that.
Yeah, you should drink that every day of your life.
Yeah.
And if you have a kid that loves cotton candy, they would love them.
Do not give that to your child.
They would love it.
Do not give that to your child.
If you hate your kid, give that to them.
Because they won't live very long.
Why is it like straight up sugar or they should have right there?
That was crazy.
That was like such insane flavor.
Whoa.
So funny.
What happened?
I had to turn here with us.
Oh, there was a turn here.
Oh, no!
Oh, it's so fucking down there.
Uh-oh! I lost it.
Is it here?
Uh-oh, it disconnected.
Is it actually?
Yeah, go with your back.
Sorry, Ray's drunk.
No, he's not.
She's drunk off sugar.
No, I'm not.
We're high on sugar.
No, no, no, no. I haven't.
I have to gaslight myself into thinking that I'll be flying later and not have diarrhea.
Yeah, let's look like this way to flush out sugar, because I feel...
This is kind of a lot of sugar. I am slightly nervous about that.
I'll just eat a bunch of flax seeds.
According to the website?
Yeah.
This is according to the website that last week had 100 grams of sugar.
That's crazy.
I'm just like who is coming up with this idea?
This is like the parts of my creations episode where they make the giant sonas you know what
I'm talking about?
No.
And I wish I did because I love parts of mine.
I should re-watch it.
That's how you know you can re-watch an episode or you can re-watch these series when someone
some of the episodes you don't know it, which is kind of my cutting feeling, because I'm not gonna watch it.
It still holds up, I'll say that, and I just rewatched it.
I rewatched Seinfeld recently, and it holds up too.
Really?
Yeah.
It's good, I love Seinfeld.
Do you ever have a friends era?
I don't like friends.
I hate friends.
What?
Yeah.
Why?
It's just like not good.
What?
But it's like, it's cute and wholesome, and it's in front of a live audience, and it's like, you know, New York.
It's just like, I don't know, it's just...
It's cause it's one of those shows that you have in the back while you're doing stuff, with friends, friends, watching friends.
Oh my god.
It's not really related to it.
Wow, everyone hates it.
Yeah, he's totally like it.
He's not for me.
Disney has show friends.
Okay, first of all, Disney had some good shows.
It's Disney has baggables on it's own.
Yeah, okay, now we're gonna go to the contact.
Disney has baggables on its own.
Yeah, okay, now we're gonna calm down.
Yeah, who's you? Who is you?
We're firing on friendly people.
Relax, okay.
Okay, how do you go with office?
Love it.
Okay.
Slow the office. That's top- that's top-high.
All time.
Until my sleep's a classic.
Then it's ruined.
They should have known when they-
There- that is one show they did not know in the end.
Leave us wanting more.
yeah yeah which I for the record I was one that wanted more so I was like they
can't end they can't end but then like watching it back you're like when fucking
Pam starts like low-key kind of like cheating on Jim so the sound guy like
what the fuck is going so weird I was like this is like what is this so it's
like it actually got kind of embarrassing like it made you think maybe the
rider was going through some shit like I was like are you projecting like what
happening so weird oh my god it's so weird and then they break the fourth
wall like the sound that it sets the mic down to hug her whatever I fucking
remember yeah that is it's just a really weird couple final seasons
What's up?
The office?
Oh.
Where are you?
Contest anyone?
It's associated.
She's thinking about cotton candy.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
What if I just leave you guys there?
At the soda shop?
At the cotton candy. No chat, because they're looking down.
Oh.
Oh.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Nah.
Chat, she is in charge of you. I'm sorry. I can't I can't look at you guys.
I try to be a very responsible driver, though I do believe that driving should be banned on Twitch.
I don't think you should be allowed to live stream and drive. So I'm...
But I said it's not banned, I'm doing it.
But if there was anything that was banned on Twitch, I think they should ban it.
Because we could do this on YouTube or...
I agree.
you know or like essentially just film in the back of the car. I think as long as the driver isn't
touching or looking. Yeah but there's not very many that don't touch but look and it's like
yes no I keep watching people driving on streams stresses me out so bad like I'm like girl girl
girl and that's just a little bit girl wake up driver off camera I'm yeah that's a good I like that
How do you enforce that?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe we should do something someday.
But driver off camera is almost worse because then they will like, then they can just stare at the chat, you know?
Because then, I don't know.
Yeah.
I think it's better if like, streamer can't be driver.
So like technically like, like, I think like camera only allowed in backseat essentially.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think that's the most...
So you're either half-tap someone driving you, or...
You have to be worse on hearing that one.
I don't know. That's just my...
You listen to music when you drive?
Yeah, when you listen to it.
I listen to a lot of heebie ridgers.
And I listen to a lot of Taylor, but only second Taylor.
I don't listen to half-taylor.
Heebie ridgers?
Yeah.
You don't know heebie?
No.
From your friends?
Yeah, I thought that was the only friend.
No.
Is that not her name?
That is, I mean her name is Phoebe, I don't know her last name.
Cat!
No, I'm not gonna say I'm not like a fucking smelly cat while I'm drinking my coffee in the green.
I genuinely thought that's what you were talking about.
I thought that was your kind of friend's joke.
And yeah.
No, I was ready.
I love her.
You're a sugarcane.
Now so I listen to a lot of chapel, but only sad chapel.
I only like sad music.
There's something about me.
I listen to a lot of no-con, honestly.
That's what my girl does.
Are you not listening to music now because I'm on YouTube?
No, when I'm on stream I don't listen to music because I can't like DJ or whatever.
Because usually I use my phone, like not if I say it, I don't want to say it because I don't want her to go off, but I'll say, hey, Samantha will you play this song?
And you know, but my phone, well my phone's not being used to stream so I realized, I just realized now that I could do that, but I don't know, I guess it is.
I mean, even just getting DMCA don't click just a little annoying for vod-watchers.
Yeah.
Because it's like, I try not to go, we say.
Yeah.
Oh...
Plus...
It's like a really long...
Especially if you poop the up-head for the flight home.
Yeah.
You might poop yourselves.
Oh my, I'm worried.
For what?
Like, what if we get sick on the plane?
And we have a really fun story
You
Don't get sick from drinking one so I don't even think you finish an eight ounce can and this time
Together yeah, I don't think you gotta be brave. I think Scottish. Yeah, I got I got anyone might vomit
I got some demons. I might need to fight on that plane, but I'm gonna win
Sometimes even just like a cherry coffee
Like what kind of
I am Tom's.
Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom.
I'll be honest.
What?
Right, this is darker.
This is the new part of that song.
This place just dropped.
Yeah, it just dropped.
Oh wait, actually I know where we are.
This is the highlights right here, I found it.
I know where we are.
Awesome.
dropped. Oh wait, actually I know where. There's a highlight spray here. I found it. I know where.
Awesome. Awesome.
There are candy canes. Yeah, but some people posted pictures. Oh no. And they looked caca. Oh no.
Like, I don't know what happened, but some of the suckers like disintegrated. What? I don't know. Like, maybe water got into them during shipping.
during shipping. No, it looked like goo, yeah.
What? Somebody posted on my Twitter column a picture of their sucker and it looked like
it good out and I was like, how did that happen?
I think that's terrible. Yeah, I don't, I don't know why that would happen.
It looks like the less it's... Maybe he got in there.
Yeah, maybe it's a temperature thing. Yeah, but I don't think we should talk to him about
that a lot. I don't know. So...
But then somebody was sad because they never came or like their envelope came but it was
like it got ripped and the candy cane fell out.
Like the candy cane ripped it.
So I was like the hair on the phone is bothering me.
The hair on the phone.
This?
Did I get it?
Sorry I should.
My phone is suctioned so it's in different directions.
Oh yeah.
So I should have lowered it.
They said finally.
Oh my god thank you.
You're welcome.
So I should have looked at it.
They said, finally.
Oh my god, thank you.
You're welcome.
Some people call me a hero.
Some people call her the Sugar Shutter.
She has different names.
Awesome.
That mom looks out of the trash.
Yeah.
The Sugar Shutter.
Some people call you the fucking Farter.
I don't fart enough or not.
I will get mad if you fart around me.
Okay, well, I'm just giving you a heads up, because I know where-
If you say that, then I'll consider it.
No, I know. I just need you to know.
Does me unfart around you?
No.
So you would not be friends with her if she didn't?
No, I'd be friends. I would just be mad.
I'd be like, bro, like, you can, like, do whatever I'm trying to do that.
Slime is he is a big quarter. He's got a big part energy
Okay, this place not as popular look no one really fucks with this place
Is it open yeah
No one really fucks with that. No line, no like commotion, no cute lights.
Is it open?
Are you sure it's open?
I'm not sure it's open.
It doesn't open.
Guys, I think it's just the chas.
Oh my god.
Listen, I know that farting's normal.
We found the chas.
I get it.
Okay, show your shirt.
But I just feel like you can do it away from me.
It is open.
Oh my god.
It's open. This place is, it's the chas of the soda shops.
Oh wow.
Well, I just missed the rush.
I don't know because even in that like homegirls like 20 minutes into a sudoku
in there yeah like she has she's been working on it
he's gonna win yeah she'll win the jackpot
all right this is the last place right this is the darkest alley
like what yeah this is the last place
thank goodness my finger cramp is still there i don't understand
Yeah, these are stretches. You don't know how to feel a clamp like this.
Indra stretches. Okay guys.
Oh, it's a dart. Uh, you know,
yeah, it's kind of hard to read.
How do you read that? Good job.
Like, it's not like, you know, it's kind of like...
Okay, did you have a fanfare, which is interesting?
Do you guys see anything that you like?
It looks kind of insane.
They almost have too many options.
Chat said Pikachu.
I don't see a Pikachu.
What is Pikachu under? Oh, little sippers. Lemonade blackberry and cream.
Boogie monster is disgusting. Don't call a drink a boogie monster. They have a pink
poodle too, but it's marked off. They don't have to be out or something.
Do you see the zoop doll? The zoop? How do you spell that?
Oh, I see it. Yeah, okay, raspberry one. Tootsie pop is root beer, chocolate, and vanilla.
Okay, we have to try that one because it sounds atrocious.
Release the full list. Okay, if you guys have the same energy as...that would have been...
I like the lights turning on and off that's emery into that okay okay okay I'm chat I don't know
What about a teabird?
Okay, we can do the teabird.
Let's do teabird, tootsie pop, nerd alert, cause Ray's here.
And then let's just do the Pikachu.
Why not?
That's okay.
Chad, do you remember any of that?
The T-Bird, the Nerd Alert who's raised here, the Pikachu.
I'll make your burden again.
Okay.
Yep.
Alright.
We got this, guys.
Hello.
Good.
Can we get the smallest size of the T-Bird, the T-T-Coff, the Nerd Alert, and the Pikachu?
Um, did I say the nerd alert?
And the titty pop?
And the Pikachu.
Okay.
So four of them.
We'll smell this.
And then, could we get the Samoa sugar cookie?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And then it's actually one.
One.
Yeah.
No, just those.
Wow.
Okay, that's so we've been to so many soda shops.
That's the best price.
Congratulations.
Yes, absolutely. You might have to do it again. Okay. This is the cheapest place so far. This is so cheap. Thank you. Thank you. I went, wow. Every other place has been like 20 bucks, 25 bucks? Yeah. It's a good price. 13 bucks. We're winning. 13 buckaroonies. What a deal.
It could be smaller cups, it could be less ingredients, it could be...
Hopefully smaller cups.
Hopefully smaller cups.
Yeah.
So you're telling me you feel completely fine, Spoonish.
Me?
Yeah.
100%.
I'm gonna- I can do a 5k right now.
Wow.
You guys are immune.
What are you feeling?
I'm just full.
Oh, okay.
I'm totally, like, on the same page as you guys and chilling.
So I'm looking for you.
Are you?
Yeah, I don't know
Most of the time when people are chill they don't really emuncie it that they're chill
Oh, well you guys asked a question. That's true. We did we did we did that's fair. I believe her
I'm back
Yeah
Yeah, we are all
Chillin we're all chill
Yes, please
No one but this is the first place we've ever been there's no one behind. Yeah
This place is this is the challenge
Whatever I stand why it would be if it's the price is so we gotta get the word here if you taste awful
I mean, there's
Wait, no free popcorn. No free popcorn. Wait, did we get a dessert here? Yeah, which one did we get?
This is Moa cookie. Oh another cookie
I mean, what would you pair with, you say, fries?
Yeah, fries.
Wait, someone said what happened to my face.
What's wrong with it?
I think you look good.
What happened to it?
I'm not wearing any makeup.
She's not wearing any makeup.
Yeah.
What are you going on about?
What happened to it? I'm not wearing any makeup.
She's not wearing any makeup.
Yeah. What are you going on about?
It was super red. Where?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay. The drinks are just as big as the other place.
Yeah.
You don't know red cutie until you've seen cutie on the one about a pod.
Yeah, my face does not look red at all right now.
Yeah, it literally doesn't even look red.
They're actually open.
Yeah, I know.
Subscribes only.
How are you screw-blaring in red while I'm at it?
I don't know why. Maybe it's like they have a practice day.
Those guys are close.
Right in here.
What was that? Was it your phone?
I'm falling.
Dude.
I can't.
You're gonna go over a speed bump, so chat.
You're probably gonna fall on your face in a second.
Grace yourselves.
Whoa!
Okay.
Can you guys stop being such a slippery voice?
Yeah guys, you're being weird.
Yay, I totally did it.
Okay.
Last place.
Last place.
I don't know if I want to try the Samoa.
Me either.
That looks so nasty.
I don't know why it's wet.
They just put chocolate and caramel on top of it.
I thought it was going to be like a girl scout.
Yeah, I also thought that.
Like that is such a weird creative choice.
I just fear I don't want it on me. I don't want to be sticky. I'm gonna try a little tiny bite. What a weird choice.
Why is it also cold? Why is every cookie-
They freeze them so they don't have to bake fresh ones.
But it's insanely sweet.
Give me the friggin shivers.
Oh that is so bad.
That is so sugary.
Do you even taste how sugary that is?
I'll try it.
I'll do it.
Funny brand.
That is awful.
I think that's the worst of that.
That's the worst one.
Every part of it's bad.
That is not a good cookie.
Oh it's so bad.
Is it meant to be heated up?
No.
Why are the cookies?
the cookies don't leave them out to thaw long enough I think that's okay well so
that sucked just that cookie okay this is the Pikachu this is the size for 13
bucks so I don't know there's a better prices okay um so this is lemonade black
berry and cream lemonade blackberry and cream
Oh my god, oh my god, that is awful, I don't know how, oh man, I don't know, I don't know
how it could be so bad.
I don't know. I don't know.
Hmm.
Yeah, I thought it could be the cookie messing with the taste.
It could have too much sugar in our mouth, but it's fucking it up.
But even then, it's just kind of bad.
It tastes like tarty.
It...
Tarty?
Yeah.
It does taste like you're being electrocuted.
And in the early season of the Pokemon Pikachu did electric keep ash, so maybe that's what they're going for
This is called the Pikachu? Yeah
Yeah
But
Okay, this is a bad review so far
Okay, I'm not here for that one
Nerd alert
Dr. Pepper
Coconut
Pineapple
Coconut cream where the name comes from who knows I don't know how they named these
What do you think? What do you think? Um, it's interesting. Interesting? Yeah, I don't
hate it. Dr. Pepper coconut pineapple coconut cream. The nerd alert. I don't know what's
named that. It's not bad. Because Dr. Pepper is a doctor. Oh, you're a freaking dork.
Yes. That's right. If you study medicine, you're a dork. Oh, yeah. I like this one. I don't
like, I don't, I don't dislike it. But it's not as good as the other Dr. Pepper one. The
other one was better yeah but um but i mean this i taste the cream in this more than the
other one and this is better than the worst this is better than the best drink at um
they're fine they're just parking like oh are they doing they're literally doing
They're also trying service.
I was like, this place is closed.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
I have my razor in my back.
I also have a tiny pair of scissors.
I have a taser and a sprayer.
Oh, I really like this one.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, this is really tasty.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
I pulled myself up.
That's how I did it again.
God damn.
Wow.
I got little scissors if we're attacked you can use these as a I think part of
brass knuckles oh yeah actually that's awesome yes right in the eye I think part
of it is I just like dr. Pepper oh yeah for sure yeah no dr. Pepper is really
good yeah but I like the cream I like yeah that's the creamiest like yeah I
I can taste the cream in that one. It's really good. Okay, this one is T-Bird, Coke, Cherry, Pineapple,
More Cherry, Maraschino Day. No. No Maraschino cherries. I love cherries.
Okay, it's just a really powerful cherry Coke. It's not bad. You can't taste the pineapple.
That wasn't bad, didn't that give you any of that?
It just tastes like canned cherry coke.
Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm not mad about it, oh god.
What?
I just splashed soda everywhere.
Yeah, I know, I've been spilling everywhere.
Yeah.
I also don't taste pineapple.
No, me neither.
I just taste cherry coke.
I was hoping to taste a pineapple.
I'm not mad about a cherry coke though.
So I think this place is very like mid-level.
Besides don't get their cookies.
Yeah the cookie was terrible.
Okay.
Now this one sounds nasty, this one sounds actually disgusting.
Like a root beer, yum, chocolate, and vanilla.
What?
That's not bad.
What's root beer anyways?
It's a plant. It's like a root. It's like a...
Wait, root beer is actually a root?
Yeah, it's from a bark.
Oh, what? Oh my god, that's why it's called barks.
Yeah, it's a root, yeah.
What?
Like, ginger beers just boil ginger and root beers, root like a boiled root?
I had no idea.
Chocolate comes from a plant, so it should be good in vanilla this too.
I think it's gonna be kaka. Oh my god, this is what I made for you
Is a kaka? Wow, I hate it. Oh
Is it the worst one for you? It does taste like a liquid tutsi roll. Like the name is spot-on
If you like tutsi rolls, you love that shit. Oh my god. Yeah
It is the flavor I never knew I was going to have in a soda.
It's like literally, it's a Tootsie Roll liquid form.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
The smell of it, the taste of it, the aftertaste, it's just Tootsie Roll.
Yeah.
Oh God.
No, I don't like that.
Ray liked it.
I don't like candy.
So Tootsie Roll.
I don't like candy.
No, I don't like that.
Ray liked it.
I don't like candy.
So Tessie Rolls are just terrible to me.
He's a soda girl.
He hates candy.
I am a soda girl.
I didn't mind it.
Wow.
Well, that was fun.
I'm so glad it's over.
Ray, which was your favorite?
Um.
Um.
I don't remember their names.
Um, um, um, I don't remember their names.
Describe it.
I definitely liked the Dr. Pepper, the other Dr. Pepper with the cream.
Yeah, the second stop that we got.
Yeah, that one was the plain pop one, please.
Yeah, that was tasty.
And then, um, I'm not gonna lie, that cotton candy one with the 58 pumps.
like it dude I would use that as pre-workout that was crazy no I like that one too that
made me feel alive wow okay also this creamy doctor pepper here was I liked it too I didn't
Is that the cotton candy one?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, she's gonna, she's gonna just chill!
I'm going again.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna die sitting by each other.
I am not dealing with your farts.
I'm chasing a dragon.
You don't fart.
You're a farting.
You're a farting.
I don't think you did.
Most people don't get farts from sugar.
I don't know what's going on with everyone's bowels.
I'm surprised that you're getting, you're the sugar sugar.
I don't think you can do that.
The sugar sugar.
The sugar sugar.
Um, I like first the best.
Yeah.
And then, I honestly, I barely remember the first place.
That was so long.
Swig.
Swig.
So long.
Swig going, what are we doing?
That was so bad.
Okay.
We started just like, good.
I like their stuff.
Yeah.
Um, I don't remember.
Swig was like, fine.
Yeah.
Swig was, Swig was under fine.
Swig was, meh.
I thought.
yeah I thought it was so I do think fizz was the worst well no cuz this had
the good dessert I don't think fizz is the worst I think this place was the
worst was it the most worst I think it was the most worst personally I could
believe that is that this place yeah this place is definitely the worst but
they're cheap so so I don't know that outweighs that. I think they have too many drink choices
that it's like you like we got some bad ones we got some stinkers yeah the menu here also I feel
like they need to make it more eyeball friendly yeah but the others all of them they haven't
All the menus were so engaging.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, that looks good.
But I still had too many words, and I can't read.
Yeah.
No.
Um, okay, so this place is the last?
Don't get any of these cookies.
So what's the middle?
Do we think the one with the fizz is the middle?
I think fizz is the middle, yeah.
Really?
Because I didn't like any of those drinks.
Oh, really?
that's cotton candy yeah cotton candy you love it I love not candy I just I
just like that I felt like I was ascending to another okay all right
loaded to a new point of life then let's do that there let's go the order is
thirst fizz swig twisted sugar yeah okay I agree all right oh good
How long did this take?
How long did we live?
Oh, it's my phone down there.
Oh my god.
I forgot.
I lost it.
I lost it.
Time to go sledding.
Wait.
We don't have time. You have to go to the airport.
Oh.
Two hours and twenty minutes.
Not bad.
Two hours and twenty minutes.
I thought this was going to take an hour. That's kind of crazy.
Thank you.
I'm going to eat tonight to get rid of all this.
I'm sorry?
I said, what do I eat tonight to get rid of all this?
Sugar.
Bread.
I think that breaks down as a simple sugar stuff.
I'm going to throw these in the dumpster.
That's a good call.
That's a good call.
Something salty.
I think I just give another salad.
Cardio.
Water.
Yeah, water and another salad. Probably, yeah, water and rice.
Yeah. Okay, shall we end it here? Yeah, let's end it, man. I'm pretty sure we missed our flight.
No you didn't yeah, no
Your flight doesn't take up for you. We have plenty of time. Okay. I believe you all right. Thank you guys for watching
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That's crazy. This was this was 90 K. They just said yeah
So I guess that means that whenever I do my next charity, I could just sign you up. Yeah, you can. And I will. Great.
And it's gonna be crazy. Okay. And it's gonna be like CUNY gets on a plane with me to go to Japan, Disneyland.
Yeah, so you can do that.
And you won't do it? You hate charity?
Yeah, I'm pretty vocal about that, but I love that you're interested.
This guy wants to race me.
No he doesn't.
No he doesn't.
He's in a nice ass.
What is that?
It looks like a Corvette.
Yeah, he wants to race me.
Alright, well thanks for watching you guys.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for tuning in.
We shall see you guys next time.
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Thanks YouTube, thanks Twitch, thanks YouTube, thanks Twitch. Surely Niko will end this, right?
Yeah, I'll end it on here and then I'll tell Niko.
Okay.
I'll text him.
Alright.
So it'll go to like a BRB screen until he ends it.
Yep.
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