Valkyrae
ANNOUCNEMENT!! THEN GTAV RP.. AUCTION DAY! RAY MOND / NOPIXEL / DAY 9 (also live on YT)
09-22-2026 · 13h 07m
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Hello!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
So sorry, so sorry, so sorry, so sorry.
Hello, hello.
I am 40 minutes late today, but it's important.
Hey, hey, hey, so sorry, so sorry, so sorry, so sorry.
Hello, hello.
I am 40 minutes late today, but it's important.
It was a Mika emergency.
He's going to the vet.
He's going to the vet.
And thank God for Emily.
But I'm here.
He's OK.
He's OK.
But he needs to go get a checkup because we
I need to make sure, just in case.
Oh my God, big day today.
Okay, no, I'll explain, I'll explain.
I'll explain, hello, good morning!
Big day today.
I'm still coughing, but that is what it is.
It's just how it is, it's my life now.
I'm just a cough or I just cough all the time.
Okay, hello, good morning everybody.
Um, this has always looked that dirty.
Um, okay. Good morning. Uh, big day today. Huge day today. 12 hours of GTA today. It's also
auction day. Crazy day. Holy crap. YouTube's going crazy. Thank you so much for all the members.
Thank you. SEMA for the 20 gifted. Thank you. Kevin for the 20 gifted. And thank you.
Thank you. Uh, cheerboy for the 10 gifted. Thank you. Latita's for the 20 gifted. Thank you so much.
Pisces for the 50 gifted subs on YouTube. What is happening? Yeah, detail only today. Not even
Valo, I swear. I'm walking in today. It's a big day. Lots to do. I even made it to do list to
make sure I get everything done. Nukes, thanks for the 25 gifted subs. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Before I start, I wanted to do an announcement. Big announcement. I'm a
a little nervous, a little nervous.
Okay, well first, I just wanna explain what happened to Mika.
So this has happened two times before
where Mika's pulled a muscle and he gets really upset
about it, really sad.
We take him to the vet every time and they're like,
oh, he's fine, it's just a muscle, it's fine.
And then they give him like,
because he's always very tense, he's always very anxious
and I think that it,
now that he's getting older, you know,
it's happening a little bit more often, unfortunately.
So last night, when we were in bed,
he started, when he like jumped off the bed
and he started whimpering and I was like,
oh no, like, pull the muscle again.
He's under my desk, that's why I'm looking down here.
So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna monitor it.
It is like three AM,
So let me just see how it works out.
And then I ended up taking him for a walk
and he like freezes up and he just doesn't like to move
and he gets, he's like starts shaking.
He gets, he, every time, oh my God, my poor baby.
He, he's a sheba.
Shebas are quite dramatic.
If you've ever been around a sheba,
they air quite the personality.
I was like the cat to the dog world.
So, you know how they are.
So I've been monitoring it.
And I told Emily about it.
And so she set up a vet appointment for him at 1 PM.
So she's going to come pick him up.
And we sent a video of his behavior to the vet ahead
of time.
And they were like, OK, yeah, he probably pulled the muscle
again.
But we're going to check him just in case.
Because he's so upset.
He's so mad.
And I feel so sad.
And I feel so bad for him.
So I just want to get him checked and make sure
that it's just muscle stuff again.
So, yeah, Emily's gonna come get him and then,
yeah, I'll keep you updated on Mika, but he's okay.
I mean, this has happened twice before
and I know he's a very tense boy, he's very, very tense.
So he's always like flexing and always on edge.
So he'll be okay, he'll be okay.
Okay, announcement time.
I'm nervous for this.
Okay, are you still sick?
Yes, I am still sick.
I am still sick.
Jilly thanks for the prime. Thank you so much. Okay. Um, oh my god
This is a very random last-minute decision and I'm so nervous for this. I would like to preface this by starting by talking about
lore
Okay, so
Okay, I used I have this discord channel or a discord thing discord channel. It was a community discord channel
I haven't used it for years
Um, I've kind of
Stopped using it for a lot of reasons
One some people like there was like they fight you guys would fight with each other some people
But some people also started dating, you know, some people add babies. It's crazy. It's cool. Whatever
but you know like the pros and cons but some people are just so
Uh, so much drama happened in there and also, I mean that wasn't really the big thing
I feel like that can be moderated
but I also used to have a mod from a long, long, long time ago
who got caught talking shit about me
and that I was close to them
and I had vented to them about personal things
and they had told other people in the Discord
about my personal things, even though they said they wanted.
So I've kind of distanced myself
from having a community Discord for all of these years
and it just stayed away from it.
But I've been teetering on the idea for like a few months now,
months, literally months.
And I'm bringing it back.
It's the same Discord.
I'm going to pin it.
And I've deleted a lot of the other channels and stuff.
It is going to be accessible to everybody.
But I think later we'll have like a sub-only channel,
like whatever, I don't know.
But it's like what's the point of having a sub only thing if everyone's getting gifted subs anyways, you know, it's not really I just don't want anyone to feel excluded, but
The reason why I want to bring this back is because I need a reliable place to post my schedule because I feel like putting
My start time in my twitch title and also my pre stream on YouTube isn't enough for a lot of people. I also don't use Twitter as much as I used to
So, this is the announcement, yeah.
Okay, first of all, yes, it's a community announcement.
Also, I didn't say it was like, okay, first of all,
it is an announcement.
Oh, did that not meet your standards?
What kind of announcement are you expecting?
What do you want me to say?
What do you, what do you want me to say?
What am I supposed to say?
Was that right for you?
Okay, first of all, I think this is a good announcement.
It's for the people.
I also wanted a place for people to post like fan art and stuff.
Because I see it on Twitter,
but I'm just like not on there as much as I used to.
So, you know, also Reddit.
I'm not on Reddit as much either.
So I feel like this will be a nice place to,
oh my God, my discord just got,
it says at the top, unusual join activity detected
in Raycord, review the alert.
I'm scared.
Last time I did this,
it broke the server a few years ago.
Okay, yeah, okay.
So I'm gonna pin the Discord and you guys can join.
I'm scared.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Thank you, thank you, Abrili.
How do I, okay, invite to server,
Copy the link and then I'm gonna it's gonna be hell. Whatever. I
Don't you know, I've been thinking about it for months now. I think I just need a place or the community
Okay, um, it's you know
Whatever if someone's weird
We'll ban them. Just let the mods know. Okay. All right. Let me pin this
Slash pin
Community, Community Discord is now open.
We'll post schedules here, we'll post schedules here.
Post schedule here and I think you can call for the Prime.
Actually, we need other channels.
I deleted all of them.
I got over simulated.
I don't know why there's so many channels.
Yeah fan art can be posted in here can post fan art and
Stuff clips and shit. I don't know. What do you put in there a brook? Thanks for the prime. Thank you
Thank you so much. Um, okay. Thank you. Hey, did thank you. Okay
Metta what I know whatever okay clips and shit stuff
in there and then I post this okay all right it is pinned and then I'm gonna go
to YouTube and do the same thing I also just okay so I stream on two channels
right like I stream on YouTube and I stream on Twitch and I feel like this
will be that's not the link oh it's not but it says this is the link oh
Oh, thank you so much, Drew.
This, Drew, thank you so much.
Wow, thank you.
Okay, and this is a better link.
And it wasn't a link, but it was ugly.
Okay.
And community discord is now open.
And post clips, fan art.
Oh, I'll post my stream schedule.
Also, we're going to fix the emotes later. Apparently, there's a problem.
I'll post my stream schedule here.
And y'all can post clips, fan art, and stuff.
Perfect.
Now I paste.
And I copy.
And then I...
There!
Is that the right link? Okay. Community Discord is now open. I'll post my stream schedule here and y'all can post clips that are in stuff. Okay. YouTube. I'm coming.
One moment.
Anyways, as I was saying, I stream on Twitch and YouTube and I feel like, no, it should not be sub only. I think we fixed it. It should be open to everybody. It doesn't work.
Did we break it again?
It's open.
Okay, there's that, and I'm going to pin it.
Okay, it's officially pinned on Twitch and YouTube.
Anyways, as I was saying, I stream on Twitch and YouTube, and I feel like this is a good way to kind of bring the two communities together.
And it'll be easier to see my schedule and stuff.
And we'll see how it goes.
I will try my best not to disappear this time.
I mean, it's been years.
Hello, oh my gosh, hello, hello, wow.
OK, yeah, that was great.
OK, wow, wonderful.
Oh, wow, OK, hi, what, OK, here.
Can I show it?
Can I show it?
I mean, surely.
Will you be posting your schedule in advance?
Yeah.
You know, maybe we get rid of the, ah!
Okay, that was me, sorry.
Okay, um.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, dude, okay, dude.
Hi, okay, hello, walk, okay, yeah.
So, if you, no, weren't you leading?
No, no, Drew, how do we turn the voice chat off?
No voice chat, no, no one's allowed to speak.
I'm a dictator now, no one's allowed to speak,
you're not allowed.
Okay, so in announcements or streams,
am I supposed to post it here?
Okay.
Okay.
Kido, you motherfucker.
Also here, yeah, there's a fan art thing here and then there's clips here to separate it a little bit. I don't know, we'll fix it.
We'll fix it later.
Fuck. Okay, anyways.
That was.
But what about moving nights? Okay, we'll get there. Okay, I just need
To restart, we'll get there. I will think about adding more tabs later, okay?
There's already too many. I don't even like how many there are right now. I wanted there just to be two.
I want there just to be general and media. But we'll fix it later.
Only two for now. I don't know. A book channel. I deleted everything. Dude, there was so many
this morning and I deleted all of them. I see only four. Okay, good.
Okay, good. Okay, good. Okay. Anyways, yeah, so that's pinned. You guys are more than welcome to join the community
It'll be updated. I will post my schedule in there and I'll keep you guys updated on things. I think it's a good idea
Discord is free. Yeah, Discord is free
What the fuck how are what are these images that you guys have?
Okay, whatever
Anyways, I'm going to open up GTN now.
Are you regretting it? No, no, I'm not.
I think it's a great idea.
Can't see any of that. Wait, why?
It's, you don't have to be subbed to join, I don't think.
It should be fixed.
How does Dick off next to the gifted sub?
Thank you.
Thank you. All right, I'm opening Discord.
I'm opening GTA. I'm opening it up. I need a game capture.
Loading it's loading. Storm soon. Wait, is the storm in five minutes? Okay. Okay.
Always my timing with that every single time. It's always, I always tend to get
on right when it, oh, it's opening.
Okay.
Anyways, does anyone have any questions, comments,
or concerns?
Clip queue?
Yeah, we can do a little clip queue.
While we wait for a server reset.
10 minute clip queue.
Thank you, Grapebeard, for the five good subs.
Thank you so much.
All right, I'm opening it.
Yeah, I feel like my voice is so shot today.
I mean, I don't know what I expect anymore.
Like it's kind of funny.
I'll wake up.
All right, I'm going to.
OK, clip cue is open.
Oops, post the channel.
If you have any clips, you just post it in the Twitch chat.
All right.
I'm not. Yay. I hope Austin's on today. I really want to talk to him.
Wow. The discord is insane right now. Holy crap.
Wow.
OK.
Here.
Here.
I'm gonna go here.
Are you guys happy?
Are you happy?
Because I feel like a lot of people have been begging for GTA 5 RP for a very long time
and also for the Discord and I feel like I am doing a good job being a streamer again
And I'm giving myself props.
I've been streaming so much, so, so much.
Thank you.
All right, we watched this clip last time, so.
The Vekka assassinated.
Speaking of Squeaks, oh my God.
So tomorrow is Efsler Game Day.
And I had watched a clip of Squeaks saying that he's,
of Squeaks saying that it's his last time playing with us.
And so Squeaks posted today saying,
he wants to do like Star Wars Monopoly,
but then he heard that Star Wars Monopoly wasn't that good.
And he was like, maybe we could do regular Monopoly.
And then they were discussing games of what we should play.
And then I was like, I don't care what we play, Squeaks.
I'll do whatever you want.
Please don't make this the last time you'll play with us.
I saw the clip, asshole.
I'll do anything.
OK?
I folded like a lawn chair.
I did not hold back.
I was like, please, I miss you.
Stop. And then he said, it was a lie.
He said, I was clip farming Twitter bots.
And I said, well, your lies cause me pain.
And then Ludwig said, well, genuinely,
get ready for 30 minutes of drama.
I'm gonna be late.
We're starting at 2 p.m. tomorrow
because Ludwig's busy until 2.
And now he's saying he's going to be late tomorrow.
Um, and it also sucks because he's not, he's done at six.
So we're only going to have like four hours together.
Which is fine, I guess, whatever.
No big deal.
Just know it's Ludwig's fault.
Anyways, that's the update on Squeaks.
He's still an asshole.
Okay, um, the Vecca's assassinated.
Because guess what?
They want to bring me, oh my god!
Oh shit!
Wait, wait!
Wait, fight, fight, fight for me, remember me, oh my god, these emotes.
Oh my god, you are so good!
Is it too loud?
How's the audio?
I feel like I'm yelling constantly Kevin. Thank you for the 50 gifted subs on YouTube. Thank you so much and thank you
Krona's for the prime. Thank you Friday. Thank you so much for the reason. Thank you instant for the 10 gifted
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You practice this for like 30 minutes before that's so funny
Railing me over and over from the back and from the front
My ass who calls her Monday
Or at least while I'm not on shit, that's so embarrassing.
I mean, I feel like you had a deal.
This conversation, I...
It would have literally been,
it would have made more sense
if it was just a twinkles and sneaky conversation,
but I wanted to include Chatty, you know, a little bit.
I just wanted to.
Like, I know it didn't really make sense,
but I think I can frame it in a way
where it's like Raymon just wanted to make him a little jealous or whatever.
I don't know. But yeah, I just I don't know.
So I'm going to give him a little bit of something.
Well, because I was like, what the fuck is going on here?
This guy is just fricking railing me.
Oh, we're calling sleepy today.
Question from his face.
Like, oh, my God.
All right.
OK, OK, OK.
Why would you do that?
Oh my god, my bad.
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh my god, it's so funny.
Henry, thank you for 50 gift subs on YouTube.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Do not include me in this.
Okay, I'll meet you there.
Okay, bye.
Wait, who is this?
This is Jessica.
Jessica, okay, I'll see you soon, Jessica.
I'm going to the parrots oh my god oh my god I didn't say apartments afterwards because
she didn't ask I'm actually so nervous I'm gonna shit my pants why is she so nervous
She's so nervous. This is not even funny. I'm so nervous. What the fuck do nothing
Interesting
Interesting now, okay, hear me out
I know I'm not supposed to minus one listen listen listen you know she is
the male woman and Raymond has thought about doing male I'll allow it
I'm shitting my pants! I'm not an actress! I'm dumb! I'm dumb!
Oh, one second.
A young message to me. It's a priority.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, these are amazing!
What the fuck?
So Mi Young, you know how Mi Young had a prize for the Nuzlocke Tournament stuff?
She's hand-making them and it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm not going to show you, obviously.
These things, she said it takes two to three hours per thing.
If you need help, let me know.
You haven't responded to me on Discord. Who's your MVP? Who is my MVP for the tournament?
I don't even remember my team. It's been so long. My MVP is...
Who... Did anyone watch the Nuzlocke?
I don't... Tato? Dragonite?
It'd be Dragonite. Yeah.
Dragonite for sure. Wow, amazing. Okay. Alright, Emily's on her way. Great, great, great. Chat with Chatterbox.
Who? Because you're blocking me? I mean this guy's out of his freaking mind. No! That's the highway! I closed my eyes! I told you I was gonna do that! I'm not good at shooting!
Okay, so I remember let me get the story straight so let's just say you were there and you go what the yuck
You're so funny.
Did you just get tased by so funny?
Oh my god, it was chatterbox.
He's one of my...
What's he doing?
What's he pouring?
Take a picture.
How is he still up?
Okay, of course.
This is good for me.
I think I need to turn my mic down a little bit because I don't
have coffee so much.
I watched a clip yesterday, and I can hear my lips smacking.
No one wanted to tell me you could hear my lip sounds.
That's freaking gross.
I'm so nasally, because I'm so freaking sick.
I'm so sick of being sick, man.
OK, you want to taste, Raymond?
it's like how can I explain this um you know and like you walk into a candy store and there's
like so many different flavors and you want to taste every single one of them it's like
something like that you know you have so many flavors wrapped into one super candy and you
you want to take the blame on me?
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't want a liquor, no, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm confused with the analogy here.
I'm not confused.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
make, wait a minute, wait a minute, that's not a mix.
Are you a little confused?
No, I'm not confused.
I wasn't saying I want to lick Ray.
I was saying that you know, I was saying I have a lot of emotions
and I just don't know how to pay the point
and that's just how it felt, you know?
Oh, your emotions of the candy.
Gotcha.
Exactly.
Dude.
I love her.
I just love her.
I also love Dawson.
Now that I know that Dawson's like actually down
to be like a little crazy,
I just want to role play with crazy people.
I just want people to match the energy, you know?
And Gigi does that.
She does that.
so fun local times I mean not like craze like craze okay anyways local takes back her car
don't try to wed yourself in it's not going to work i never i genuinely never run into omie
i i feel like he's always underground doing like secret stuff
ever or laying yeah no he's not avoiding me
me. I like only we've met in person twice. I did forget him the first time. But the
second time I remembered. Okay. Thank you. Wait, does the local come up and take the
Car wise and the passengers.
Bitch, no, bitch, please.
Please don't leave.
No, please!
No, please...
No, please, please no. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, no, no, no,
Wait, he's down to the passenger seat.
Wait, this is, oh my God, this has to be like top clip ever.
Wait, this is so funny.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm crying, I'm actually crying.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God.
Please, please stop, stop the car, ladies, stop the car.
Why are you taking me?
Why are you taking me?
Wait, this is so funny, because you can't even call him.
Because he's down.
Wow, what are the odds of that happening?
He was in there for 30 minutes.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
This is the most, this is the most amazing clip I've ever seen in GTA.
Oh my God.
This is so funny.
Okay, I do have recency bias.
I admit that.
This is so good.
Policrat, Commissioner Dawson learns that Raymond is up for auction.
People in the crowd will have a chance to bid on a date with them.
Now, do you know, I believe Raymond is one of your employees?
You say Officer Monk?
Yeah, Officer Monk, correct, yes.
She's going up there?
Yep, she's actually going to be our grand finale.
Um, I guess she's done one of these before and she got the clowns.
I'm not doing cop work today unless I get locked into it somehow.
I'm sorry, reflects on the events of 17 nine.
I am bleeding through my ear, a ringing in my right ear as if I already have
tinnitus. I get escorted to the side of the stage.
Oh yeah, I am going undercover.
Open my eyes and I see Carmella on the floor.
I'm not doing right.
I don't have a sense of guilt and remorse.
Could my ideas bring so much, but no, these ideas.
This act of terror has reaffirmed my belief in my platform.
I will go back out there, not sheepishly, but like a lion.
As I give my heart all out to Los Santos,
and I bring a new era into the city, hand in hand.
I'm sorry I'm ruining it on my blog.
What are you doing in the fight?
Where'd you leave off?
I told you!
We're supposed to be writing the notes.
And then I'm bleeding through my ear,
ringing through my ear right there as if I already have to.
Alvis.
It's with an S.
Oh my god, one second.
Okay, he talks about cubs and I only go you know considering the situation. No, I mean no, like I mean years ago buddy like you'd be more like
Can I can I like I what you didn't call me and I'd be like what do you mean I didn't call you I'm like I just talked to you 10 minutes ago
Yeah, but like you like you didn't check in this been 10 minutes. Oh, are you over me chat about so you're over me, huh?
Okay, well, I get all my lined up chat about, so you know, like, if you're not interested in it, you don't want to be like, what are you talking about?
Relax!
Oh, relax, okay, you know, I need space, I need space, I need space, I need space, you know, you know, I need space, no, no, that's fine, it's fine, no, it's cool, it's cool, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, whatever, and then she'll pull out a wrench and beat the heck out of me.
And then we're fine.
I can't wait.
I can't wait for them to at least be friends again.
Because I'm going to fuck him up.
I've got so many plans for this fuck-ass clown.
It's just taking a minute.
But you were the problem.
I'm always the problem, I guess.
Wait a minute! I mean, come on!
I mean, most of our problems in the clowns aren't-
Isn't it? I aren't part of the cause, you know, most of the time.
Yeah.
You're causing a lot of my problems, Nicky. I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
I love sneaky. I want to fix their problems. I'll leave that to Gigi and Ray.
No matter why, I'd like to look out for everyone.
Oh my god, they're all so beautiful. What the hell?
Leave in it.
I don't have the greatest, you know, pools or anything, but I figure, you know, at least vouching for you as much as I can helps.
Oh
Now scissor
Um, oh well, I'll leave that turn right?
Okay, and the sunset
Thank you. I I give it you mean, okay? You're just doing this
Did you confront Paris oh my god
Please I woke up
I know. I know. I know.
It came from a place that you two are clearly dying for each other.
And I can't tell if they should perform, you guys, or dying for each other.
If it's in a lesbianism way, or if it's in a system way, or if it's in a best friend way.
No, they shouldn't.
Oh my God, they're so beautiful.
I don't think... No, no, I'm not on this.
Not as pretty as Raymond, but you know, still beautiful.
You know that in a bisexual way
This is an OOC targeted attack is going OOC October 17th was messed up
Let them figure it out
This is I already
Nikita is Tessa
Because I don't know in my time the October 17th by the way super messed up that they picked that date
Super messed up by the way
All right, I'm just gonna say
Oh, see this is targeted. Okay. I'm just saying all of them every single person involved in this arc
Is this like her birthday or something?
Or is it
October 17 was when chatty made Tessa shoot him. Oh
Rp trauma I see you are getting me right now out of character I can feel it
They know they freaking know what they made me do. They know I swear to God
This is a targeted attack and I will not be harassed
This is evil I'll never have the good October
October's gonna be crazy it's freaking mean I feel like I feel like a month of GTA is
is like, you know, everything's developing, right?
The second month is going to be insane, I think.
And for those who don't know,
and don't know why I'm crashing out about this.
Tommy T returns, the Zirca play for one day and quit.
I want to I want to run into him
two days he's busy only comes back because we we need to have a chat
don't know about me I'll see you
That wasn't him by the way, I know.
Yeah, I know this isn't him, this is just so funny.
But in character, they don't know that.
Did you see the tweet it said?
If you like pure shit just wanna go on a late night drive with Raymond.
Falling.
I never see-
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Slime!
Oh my god, where are you?
Oh my god, where am I?
I landed in the water.
Oh my god.
How am I supposed to grab?
I can't grab you.
Oh my god, I can't grab you.
You have to figure out on top of the fun house.
Oh yeah.
So this is after, dude.
Oh my god, I'm so glad.
Byrne said yes.
Participating.
He's a goat.
He's a goat.
So Byrne plays Raymond's boss slash father figure.
And he was like stalking Chatty and like throwing maltops.
And they come back, they were like running,
they came back to the house, and the house was on fire.
Father figure.
OK, I don't want to like say too much.
Oh my god! Get out of the way right now!
I'm talking to her! She is-
You get out of the way now! You tell me what she is doing!
Call her!
You have to do anything!
Call her! Call her!
Chatty, what have you got at the house?
I don't know.
Production?
I'll take over all of them.
Someone's up there! Someone's up there!
There's a car! There's a car in the back! There's a car in the back!
Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up! Get out of here!
Who's that?
Hmm, Limerite. I think you can sub me.
I don't got a good man!
Cinematic.
Alright, how many clips do we watch until we go back to GTA? Should I give it like 15 more minutes?
I thought it was great. I know she was going through stuff. I don't know what you know.
Now?
Who do you know? Nice one by the way.
Shut up.
I don't know much because, like I said, she stopped talking to me after a little bit.
in the room, I know you need to do that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shut up!
And...
Okay, okay, you know what, I'm down.
We got a lot to do today, so much to do today.
So much.
I'm not going to the cop meeting.
I refuse.
Not doing it.
Hi, this is me being active in the Discord.
I'm in there active. I'm so active in our community discord. That's pinned at the top of both chats and you're all welcome to join if you haven't joined yet. It is free. I will be posting my schedules in there schedules and then there's the art tab fan art tab and there's a clip tab as well.
a clip tab as well. Fun stuff, fun stuff, fun stuff. It's going to last. It's going to last, it's going to last.
I'm going to move this up here.
You can sign as a lawyer now. I know I saw. Raymond doesn't know that yet, but Valkyrie knows.
Hi Ray. I'm so excited. I'm really nervous for the auction though.
Hey, my two.
All right, let's get in there, shall we?
I'm gonna be madness, I know.
Where are the braids? They're not here yet.
I think they're adding them though.
You outfit time?
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think I need to dress her up like a stripper.
I think I just dress her up as sexy as possible.
Card giveaway?
Oh yeah, I have to start the card giveaway.
I think I go to extensions and then I go to my extensions.
I go to the no pixel thing, settings.
Oh, I have one left.
It says today's remaining giveaways, just one out of three.
Your channel is set up and viewers can earn daily pack watch time by watching the GTN
don't piss it off.
Okay, starting it.
Okay, this is the last one today, I guess.
If I close out of it, is it still up?
You can do it three times a day.
Yeah, so maybe it'll reset soon.
I guess I did two last night.
I don't know.
24 hours. Oh, 9pm. Okay. Okay, got it. Noted. Noted.
Noted. Are you enjoying our pee? I love it. I'm having so much
fun. I think especially because my mental this time around is so
unfavorable. I feel, I don't know if it's the 12 years of
everything, I feel like I can't like nothing, nothing can
happen. I feel so immune to everything. It's just, I don't
know, maybe it's just growing up and just getting used to it
and just doing what I want. I'm having so much fun. I love, I
love my quote unquote job. I love my community. I love
I love video games, damn, I'm so grateful, immune, I am.
Can we join a mobile?
I'm not sure how the extension works.
I think it works on mobile, but I have no idea.
There's a, oh, there is a source.
Whoa, how'd you see that?
Thank you.
I got rid of it.
Giveaways not on mobile. I lied. Sorry.
Good.
One of these times I'm going to do like my ugly cough and it's going to be so unmuted
and disgusting.
All right, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's loading, it's
loading.
Thank you for the prime.
I'm Aichelina.
Thank you, Pumpkin for the prime.
Thank you, Ms. Knit.
Thank you, Stephen Sampai for the prime.
Thank you, King keeps for subbing.
Yeah, I did see that Sina started to RP as well.
I hope we can run into each other.
I wanna run into everyone.
I also hope, I hope that no one is afraid
to interact with Raymond.
Like, I need to make her more accessible.
like I almost feel it. I know. Yeah, Benji. Benji kind of made me overthink it a little
bit. I was like, Oh my God, like the people are people scared.
Benji?
Or is it scary?
Yeah.
Is April going to participate?
I don't think Leslie's getting on for a while.
I saw her talking about it, but she's, I don't know.
I was really hoping she'd get addicted.
I'm actually really sad that, yeah, I don't think she's into it.
She's overstimulated to play.
Yeah, and that's valid.
It is overstimulating.
I don't know why the chat lines go up and down sometimes.
It's like weird.
Whatever.
Is this fine?
Okay.
What if I put it on top?
Mika, don't hit the cam.
I like it on the bottom though.
How do you answer the giveaway?
You just click the thing on the screen, I guess.
There should be like a floating and rotating card.
It's not on mobile though.
What's the next Epsilon game date?
Tomorrow, the game date.
I don't know why the chat lines go up and down sometimes.
It's like weird.
Whatever.
Is this fine?
It's tomorrow 2pm PT, but Ludwig said he's going to be late, so I think we're doing it's not a podcast podcast for an hour
Bottom is better. Yeah, it just
Oh, I have an idea. I could just crop the top the it should be better now
Words are so small
But isn't this too big?
It's not cropped perfectly.
Yeah, okay.
No.
Thank you, Shadow, for the prime. Thank you so much.
Thank you Superb and thank you Bob for the prime.
Have a good night Ray.
I hope you can finish and chart it in the near future soon.
I will.
I will.
I want to.
I need you guys to understand.
I want to finish the series.
I just want to do other games more.
You understand?
I just, I love the Uncharted series.
It's not going anywhere.
I just felt like GTA was more timely
because of when it came out.
Like, I was really trying to beat the Uncharted series
before GTA started,
because I knew this was gonna happen.
Well, there was a part of me that was like,
maybe I'll only play for a week or a couple of days.
Like maybe I won't be into it.
This is a surprise to me.
I didn't expect to enjoy it this much.
There's a bunch of character customization stuff in GTA update.
Do you think the Braids are back?
What is Epsilon going to play?
We are thinking about playing the new murder trivia party.
I think number three came out.
Number three came out so I think we're gonna start with that and then there's
more. Lashes are back. Okay we have to get the lashes.
Squeaks linked a game called Dawson Oaks Trailer Park and she said this game
looks like a banger. They may need more people though so that might be fun. Yeah
And then they want to play Monopoly, which I'm down to do.
I think it'll be fun to have like a long game of Monopoly
together.
Thank you, Lil' Leachy for the crime.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Chris, for the 20 Get The Subs on YouTube.
Thank you so much.
All that in four hours?
Probably not.
I mean, the good thing about Monopoly
is that you can save it and come back later, right?
So if we end the day with Monopoly,
we can have it for next time, which will be fine.
The announcement was the new Discord, or it's not new.
It's the community Discord is back.
Oh, I should just change my title to that.
PTA5RP auction date, Raymon, no pixel, day nine.
And then I'm gonna put in quotes.
Join community Discord.
Also live on YouTube.
go to YouTube and then put the same thing. Well times auction, 7 p.m. Eastern, so 4 p.m. PST.
Community.
edit.
P-C-A-5-R-P, day nine, auction day, Raimondo, Pizzle, join, and maybe discord.
character over. It's so annoying. Okay, I fixed it. I think Emily might be here to pick up Mika.
Oh, okay. Emily's here. I'm gonna help get Mika out. One second.
Okay, I'm back, all right, Tameka is going to the vet.
He, we think he pulled a muscle last night and I was monitoring it because it was like
around 3am and I told Emily that it's pretty, cause he's done it twice before and we're
taking it to the vet both times and they said there's nothing wrong with him, he's just
very tense boy.
But Mika being a Shiva, he just like, he's very dramatic so it looks like he's actually
dying and it's just I have to get him checked to make sure that it's just a muscle thing
And so we sent him a video of his behavior.
And he's going to go get a checkup right now,
make sure that everything's OK.
Just in case you never know, he's getting older.
Thank you.
Thanks for the five good subs.
Thank you.
Yeah, so Emily is taking him so I can stream.
Bless, Emily.
Yeah, the view gets 10% of how much people make.
Okay, first things first, I made it to due list today.
I'm going to write it down in the journal so that you can all see it.
I wrote it in my notes.
Okay.
Wow, the food didn't expire.
I'm surprised.
I'm going to eat it.
to do this. Well, the fact that I'm not really working today except for going undercover cop
means that I have a lot of time to do everything finally. Alright, so to do list hang out with
Gigi.
with Gigi and Kitty. Fishing with Gloria and Max. Can you say some five good songs again?
And thank you Slips of the Prime. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Get hired at the Middle Unicorn. Auction fit. Talk to Tony and Fergus. Update 1D. Meet with Jordan.
read article, we did that.
Call Bailey.
We talked to Benji about the auction, but we need to talk to Benny about it.
And then I wrote down,
apologize.
Apologize to Sneaky.
Visit Chatty in prison.
Empty slash organize cop bag.
Fix emotes.
Oh, I can't really type that, can I?
Learn how to pose.
Mmm, there you go.
There you go.
All right.
There you go.
All right.
I did not.
Oh, organize, organize.
The type of those.
Okay, is there anything else I need to put on this list?
Hey, Berek again.
Damn it.
I have me call it like me with Jordan already but no make sure to talk to Dawson about under
Under cover top.
I have Wendy on here.
Update Wendy.
Y'all can't read.
Eyelashes.
Oh, yeah.
Um, uh, go to barber.
This is good, right?
OK, we're going to do all the short, tedious stuff first.
So the first thing first is to go get my rental.
Put this on the ground.
Put these in here, right?
OK, clean, organized.
And then I need to go to here.
Oh my god, I'm so far.
We're right next to the barbershop, so let's just go there now.
Yeah.
Can you please put your trash in the trash can, that's how the rats start?
Nope.
Rimaun doesn't care.
she gets told not to? Listen, if she gets caught littering, that's RP, okay? No, I'm
I'm just gonna try to steal that.
I also saw a compilation video last night of Ramon 3.0.
3.0 is putting Ramon to shame.
There's a loaded question.
I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
I'm going to romanticize. I know there's a lot of people on the streets. They have mental health issues
Don't you also need clothing? Yeah, we're gonna change as well, but we'll do that
That was each year Wow
Wow.
Wicked.
Oh, oh, there's, it's locked?
Oh.
Hello.
Hello.
Are you guys doing the auction today?
Hello.
Oh, I'm the one.
I heard there was new makeup in eyelashes, though.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
You can find that in falsies on.
I know, I'm so excited.
Still no braids.
Damn.
So, where do I find it?
Overlays and then I go to...
Is there a new makeup? Is that...
There is new makeup.
But it's more so like, costume makeup, right?
I feel like her makeup's fine.
I just need lashes.
Scars?
What?
Where do I find it?
My makeup?
No?
This is aging. I make up four paints, spars, base details, lipstick, freckles, body blemishes.
What? Um, hey, where do you guys find lashes? Um, I believe it's like when you're changing
your hair it should be like you know around that area oh thank you
oh my god oh my god
there's so many the new makeup they have it's also kind of cute I'm gonna make
It's so, it's so like, yeah, if you look at the other part of it, you can hardly see it.
It's cute.
I thought it would be like the ones from the-
No.
Oh, these are- they're so- you can hardly see it.
the eye shadow, the makeup's too dark.
You know how the old ones used to be like really thick?
I guess maybe we can try just have like some lower lashes,
I guess.
It doesn't even look like it's lined up properly.
What is top stick?
Is anything happening?
It's so subtle, but it's there.
Is it bugged?
No.
It's just her makeup's too dark.
Sad.
I was so excited.
Okay, you know what, let's just do... let's just do natural...
Look, it doesn't even line... I mean, it lines up, but it like looks weird.
Whatever, this is fine.
Have a good day, ladies.
You too.
Oh, wow.
No, there's no braids, unfortunately.
Damn, I was so excited.
Okay, it's fine.
Red lips? No.
He's perfect.
All right, now I need to go to the rental.
Is there a closer one by chance?
It's not.
Let me steal a car.
That was Tessa?
Where?
Oh, okay. Well, Ramon didn't see her and she also didn't say anything, so
How do people do this so fast? I met I've never successfully hot-wired any car
It's orange-y.
Like what's the percentage rate of hitting it?
Get out of here!
I thought I heard sirens.
The good news is I think I still get a slap on the wrist if I get caught.
Do you know? I'm an officer now.
You could talk our way out of it.
Power abuse? Yeah.
Raymond definitely likes the power.
you say you're on
I don't think so.
Who's that acid burn thank you for the switch prime and thank you zikini for the promise
Oh, vanilla.
Oh, yeah.
I haven't been able to run into her yet.
You think I have a smoker's cough?
I'm sick.
I have my car still, but I put the keys on the ground.
Oh my God!
I got this.
Hello?
Hi.
Morning.
How are you today?
If I'm honest, it's a fucking mess, it's going to be a busy day, and a lot of things to do.
But I imagine it's the same case for you as well.
Um, I'm sorry, I mean I was having a good day so far.
I mean you know it's just my personal thing is like fine but you know having
to deal with everybody and the mother and the dogs problems and shit like that
and other people not being able to do stuff so then it falls to me to do it
well you know you can say no right
they know in what in terms of like make the city higher and more people
Don't overwork yourself
Okay, I'm I know this is a really horrible horrible time to ask this but
Can I borrow your car?
Okay, cuz my problem is that I I slept on the other side of town, right?
And then I threw out my keys, my rental keys, and the rental papers.
And then I went to the rental shop and I can't rent another car
because I still have my other car rented.
OK, so it's a really annoying.
I have no idea where I left my key because I kind of just threw it on the ground.
I didn't there was a trash can around
It's fine
Thank you. I think we just gotta take you to the DMV to get more keys, but we can take you to the car
Wait, I am at the DMV. Can I can I get more keys or is it like a one car one key thing? I?
Think you should be able to oh
Oh
No, but the rental place. I'm not at the DMV
Oh, no, it's just, uh, yeah, I'm not a hundred percent of that's how it's gonna go. Give me just two seconds.
Hey, uh, I'll be back in, like, like four or five minutes. I gotta take care of this real quick.
We're gonna get this sorted though. I'll be back.
Okay, bye.
No, not you. I'm talking to you.
Oh.
Somebody else.
Okay.
I'll be there in a second. One second. One second.
I wasn't sure.
Which rental spot?
I'm not the one by the highway oh wait that was so fast
As it's
See if we can't get your keys and if not, I'll just use these to my car
Hey, you don't need your car today
I mean, I'll figure it out at the end of the world. We sound so
So usual.
That's so usual?
Yeah.
What's that mean?
It's so...
I don't know.
What's the word I'm looking for, somber?
Depressed?
I mean, this isn't going to be...
I mean, I don't think this is going to be my favorite day of all time, if I'm being,
you know...
Why?
Truthful and transparent.
Like what?
I mean, listen, obviously, you know, you're you're more the free to do whatever it is
that you want to do.
But if I'm being entirely honest, like I feel some type of way, but you know, you know,
full like jurisdictional right, who feel some type of way is obviously, you know, not like
where I guess I just feel some type of way.
And I think that on top of like all the other stuff I'm dealing with.
Well, what kind of way?
You don't want me to do it?
I mean, I want you to make money and I mean, that's really all
it's for in for friendship, you know?
There's so many girls that asked me to do it and I was really excited to hang out with them.
Yeah, I mean, you see, I mean, that's fine, that makes sense, but
I just never know how things are going to go.
Obviously, again, you say that way and I think I, you know, I thought about it a lot.
Why don't you do that at me?
I'm not necessarily mad at you as much as I am just, you know, yes, it feels I'm never
worried about it, but you might be able to get more bombs there.
$500?
Oh, they only take cash?
But you have cash on you?
Really?
No, I don't.
Okay, I have to go to the bank first.
You want to take cash?
But you have cash on you?
Wait, really? No, I don't.
Uh, okay, I have to go to the bank first.
Yeah, this should be...
This should be an ATM around somewhere.
I'm like, listen...
At the end of the day,
like, part of me feels some type of way,
but the adults...
find me that isn't, you know...
I don't know. It's fine. Ultimately. This is my point.
Does it sound fine?
Fine. Ultimately.
Oh, there it is. There it is.
I mean, you could do it too.
No, I just... I wouldn't be doing it for the right reason whatsoever.
I'd just be doing it to elicit some reaction out of you, to be honest.
Do you think that's why I'm doing it?
I would hope not, but...
I'm not.
I mean, like you said, for money and friends and stuff like that, it's completely understandable
and fine.
Okay.
Let me get some cash real quick.
Yeah, let me get some cash real quick.
I know some of y'all are so weird.
I think it's totally normal to express emotions and feelings with somebody.
It's good.
I gotta call you back in a few minutes.
All right, bye-bye.
Yeah, listen, like I'm sure I say all these things just because I feel like it's better
too than, you know, just keep it all like bottled up and shit, but-
Yeah, no, I appreciate you telling me.
Um, I definitely don't want you to be upset.
Maybe I just shouldn't deal with them.
No, you're doing it.
Okay.
That was a test.
I like I said, me being objective and me being, you know,
it's like making decisions or spewing thoughts based on how I feel or like two different things to believe in.
Well, thank you for telling me.
I'll pay you back.
There you go.
Wait, what?
Wait.
God, it's your wins now.
Why do I have...
I don't understand.
I have keys.
Oh, it's because I stole a car earlier.
I'm not going to fucking tell anybody.
It was really far out of town.
See, I'm good because I want to go get a rental, you know?
Yeah, I mean, it'd be awful if you got pulled over, you know, in a stolen car.
Yeah.
I think I can talk my way out of it now.
Yeah, I think.
Oops.
Okay, you didn't have to break the window, but.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, good.
Oh, why was it locked for so long?
Well, I get it, you know,
you just got a lot of pent-up aggression.
I get it, I get it, you know, frustrating.
Where's your, where's your car at?
It's at the, I have to go to the rental.
I think I can just get out of the parking lot, maybe.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I have to put it in the app.
Well, listen, as I was saying, you know, obviously, you know,
somebody's going to get a single day with you.
That just means I need the...
This is just pencil me in. I know you're busy,
but pencil me in for like at least 10
in the very close foreseeable future, I am.
Oh, shit.
Are you jealous?
You've been on the jealous time.
No, I didn't think you were the time.
I'd say I'm more, I guess,
protected, I guess. I don't know if that's the same thing.
I guess that's not the same.
Can I not pull my car out of here?
You gotta use the uh. Oh,
tablet.
Yay. Okay. Perfect. Thank you so
much. Are you gonna be okay? Yeah, I'm gonna be. I'll be perfectly fine. You enjoy yourself.
you have a good time. And you're not going?
I'll be there. I don't know if I'll be able to
be there for the end of it. Your apartment.
Yeah, I'm apparently at the very end.
Oh, yeah, believe me, Miss. Miss Miles made it very, very
clear to everyone.
Gordon did?
at the PD meeting. Wait, what? Yeah. Wait, what'd she say? And let me, let me just,
wait, what? And she said, make sure you are here when I speak. You'll want, you know,
hit. Where, where did she say that? My text message. Oh my gosh, she's calling. I'm going
to put her on speaker.
Hi, Jordan.
Good morning, Sunshine.
How are you?
Good.
I'm with Beric.
And he mentioned that you went to the PB meeting today
and talked about the auction.
Yes.
The commissioner asked me to go and speak to everyone
about the auction after a call that I got this morning.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Do you want me to?
Why?
I would ask you to do that.
I think just so the PD is aware.
Oh, OK.
I see, for like security reasons or?
Yes.
Yep.
I think he was worried.
Worried about there being criminals or something?
I'm sure it's, you know, for everyone, like all inclusive,
like everyone there, like equally, not like you more in particular.
Okay.
Um, just like the general, I don't know, everybody that's there, um, hmm, probably.
Okay.
Um, also, did you want to meet up?
Yes.
Uh, where do you want to meet?
Well, I just got my rental, I can meet you at the Vanilling Port?
Yeah, that'd be perfect.
Okay.
I will see you soon.
Okay.
See you soon.
Bye-bye.
Okay, that makes sense. It's gotta be for security, right?
It better be.
Why wouldn't it be?
Probably it's just for that.
Oh, come on.
What do you mean?
What else could it be for?
This guy's literally fucking texting you while I want you.
He sounds like a fucking idiot.
He wanted me to work at the PD.
Yeah, yeah, of course and you and you just, you know, aren't you like friends with him?
Did you guys work together?
I mean, I just met him like a week and a half ago.
Oh, you just met him.
Sorry, I'll be there in a second.
Just a few minutes.
I mean, listen, he's my boss.
Is he though?
Yes?
He's the one that promoted me?
Paper.
Oh, he promoted you.
Yeah.
It's gonna do that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just, yeah.
Are you okay?
I feel like you're so mad.
No, no, no, I just say, you know, listen, I'm gonna talk to Rhodes and I'll be fine after
fine after that. I'm sure it'll be fine. Okay, yeah. I'll be good. Okay. We got it. Okay.
If you need anything at all, just let me know. Okay. And if somebody is weird, when's the
when's the bed and please let me know because a lot of people will be
favors and yeah obviously just let me know okay I just I don't know what are
you well what do you mean people owe you favors like like you're scaring me like
like what are you gonna send a hitman or something no
no there'll be a woman there woman okay well I'll call you later no no hitmen
Okay, listen if you please
No
Okay, um, please call me if you have a
Something you want to talk about
worried about you
And listen worried about you too. That's why I'm you know
I like this thing, I guess.
Okay.
Well, the feeling's mutual.
Calm down.
Have a good day.
I'm calm.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay.
No, I can feel you.
I can feel you.
Just like, your aura is just so hurr.
No.
It's been a while since it's been like this, but.
All right.
You go, just call me if you need anything.
Hi, Derek.
This is the wrong way. This is the wrong way. This is the wrong way.
All right, and I need to go to the vanilla unicorn.
Wow, very protective.
Vanilla, I think it's close.
Is it not called vanilla unicorn anymore?
How come I can't search for it?
It is close?
Southside?
Yeah, I know it's down here somewhere.
I just don't know why the icons aren't popping up.
Hmm.
I think I kind of remember where it's at.
It's around here somewhere.
Yeah, the VU.
I just don't know why I can't search for it.
You were at it?
Left?
Oops, sorry.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's like, it's down here somewhere.
It's like here somewhere.
Maybe.
Above the cash register?
What's cash register?
Down.
We have the convenience store.
This one?
This looks in the right area.
Yeah, I'm surprised it doesn't have a marker.
Why is that?
Did they not like not want people going there or something?
There it is.
Girl, what are you doing up there?
Oh, sorry. It's too loud out here. One side. Oh girl, I feel that.
Memories. I haven't been here yet. Has it changed?
So this morning I got a phone call, an unknown number, somebody with like a really low voice,
and they basically were like, kind of, found it pretty much, and they said, they were asking
question about the auction.
And then they brought up the quote unquote star of the show.
And they were like, I think they said something like,
she better be going last.
And then they were like, oh, what's the starting bid?
I was like, I don't think there's a starting bid.
It's just whatever, whoever bids first,
and it goes up from there.
And the voice was like, well, you better
have the starting bid be at $100,000 or else.
was like threatening and then also I was told like I didn't tell you this because we were
obviously short on time but I was told I think it was either yesterday by someone that maybe
like I might be a little bit in danger I don't know how like true that is I mean obviously
it's slow down slow down slow down sorry this is so much it's gonna be fine don't worry it's gonna
I'm sure everything's going to be great.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, so you got a call from an anonymous number.
Yes.
Well, the number was not anonymous, but it was not a number that I knew or recognized.
Do you have it?
I do, I do.
Is it a pay phone number?
Wait, it might be a pay phone.
Does it start with 717?
Bank?
No.
I think it's one of these two. It's either 1505621 or it's four, I guess there's area
code two. Okay. The first number is 6641505621. And then the other one it could be is 8534781307.
three zero seven. I don't have either. Yeah, it didn't sound I mean, it didn't sound anything like
chatterbox at all. It was like a really low like speaking voice. I don't understand what
purpose there is to call anonymously and be like, oh, she better go last and the starting bid better
be $100,000 like what? It's so weird. I did speak to chatterbox. I think two days ago
he was working burger shot. I was just like hey I'm checking in on you. Like he was drunk.
He was like absolutely shitfaced. He was asking me about the option. I was pretty vague. He did say
that you need to go last. I don't know.
Patty said that? Why? Yes, when he was drunk.
You know, I know he's in prison and so I was going to pay him a visit and maybe I'll ask
him about it when I see him.
you
you
you
you
you
person at some point. Not a trick, by the way. I know I've tricked you a lot in the
past this is earnest I'd love to see you I've actually thought about you the
other day when I was talking to Tessa and I was it brought you up and I was
curious what you've been up to how you've been I better recently but it's been a
rough couple of years, you know? It's been a very rough couple of years.
Oh, I mean, we're both.
Really?
Yeah. You know, maybe we can...
catch up.
Okay. Yeah, you just let me know when and where and I'll be there.
Alright.
I'll see you, Bon Bon.
Alright. See you later, right?
Bye.
What the fuck?
Okay, what the fuck?
Uh, okay, okay, that was crazy.
That guy, he was a clown.
Long story short, his name was Bon Bon.
Well, that was his clown name.
He used to be a clown and then he was exiled
and then he joined a gang and then he stabbed me at time
and I shot him and it was really complicated
and it was very, very, very messy,
but it sounds like he wants to reconcile.
And I mean, it's been four years now, so maybe, you know.
And he's somebody you can trust, right?
Like he's not gonna like.
Nope.
You said he shot you or stabbed you.
You're sure he's not gonna harm you?
No, he stabbed me.
He pretended to be as complicated.
But yeah, no, I don't trust him,
but I would like to talk to him.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, trust your intuition.
I just want to make sure you don't get hurt or anything
or nothing like that happens.
I just don't understand why I'm standing here thinking like,
why, why are they asking that you specifically go last?
Like, and then why are they asking
that the bid start off at a hundred K?
I don't, we can't start the bid at a hundred K.
No one's gonna bid on me.
I'm afraid if I don't do that,
I'm like gonna die or something.
Maybe it's an embarrassment ritual.
I don't know what it is.
I just, please, just started at a normal,
like I know for a fact,
I've got one person that guaranteed 10K.
Maybe we just started at 10K.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll start at it.
If you want me to start at 10K, I will start at 10K.
Maybe they're just trying to like...
Yeah, maybe they hate me
and they're trying to embarrass me or something.
And that would be the best way to do it.
But girl, you know people are gonna bet on you.
Not I also think the commissioner, by the way,
when I was in that meeting,
He was like coughing. He's all, when I like brought up the date option, it was like, yeah, we'll make sure that like, I think he likes you, girl.
I mean, when I talked to him about it, he was saying that it would be unprofessional for him to bid at the auction, especially to bid on someone that works for him.
And I was like, well, it kind of would show how much you support your team. I don't think it's that bad.
And so I don't know when I talk to him he seemed pretty
hesitant to do it, so I don't know
Maybe he's hiding a side of himself that he doesn't want you to see
Probably trying to keep it professional
Yes, I was also going to like call and like actually speak to to Berek myself, but then he was at the meeting
Which is kind of perfect
Can you call him on speaker and ask if he plans to bid tonight?
Yes.
Yes, I got you.
Of course not, of course not.
Say that I left already, because he knows I'm visiting you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also ask if he wants to participate, if you plan to participate.
Okay.
Also ask how he feels about the security being the cops.
Security being the cops?
Because she was acting weird about, because I told him Dawson was, wait, I was on the phone
with you, right?
Yeah.
like, you know, or to be secure and he was like, Oh, are you sure about that? He's acting weird today.
What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why would he say that?
He like doesn't want them to be security or something? No, I think he, uh,
he's skeptical about the reasons for why Commissioner Dawson would be interesting.
I think he's jealous, I think he got a little jealous and so I asked and he was like,
you jealous?
I didn't think he would attack to be jealous because he just comes off so grounded and
he said, yeah, he does, he said, I wouldn't say jealous, but more so protective, is what
he said.
So, okay, he's like, oh, okay, that's kind of the same vein kind of, isn't it?
It is. I mean, I'd say protective is a bit like healthier than like, you know, really toxic jealousy.
He's probably just, he probably just cares.
Well, I did like a short little 30 second test where I was like, okay, maybe I just shouldn't do it
because I don't want you to be upset. And he said, no, you should do it. And I said, okay.
I kind of caved quick, but uh...
Oh, wait! Because like, what if he's upset about, wait, wait, wait, wait, what if he's upset about the fact that you're even...
Wait, wait, wait, he said he's fine with it.
No, I mean...
Is he the jealous type or he's like jealous that you're doing it at all or no?
I think he's mostly worried about who's going to win the bid because, you know, the whole chatterbox situation and but I told them was like a chatty is in prison so there's, you know, the worry about chatty bidding is he's right now so but I'm pretty sure maybe we maybe they don't bid I mean I just assumed it because you said the
you
you
you
you
you
I think you might be cutting out are you are you there
Yeah
What the fuck
Are you okay, but oh, okay, I was just wondering if you were going to bid on her as well or no
Okay, sounds good sounds good. Thank you
Bye
We're so alive we've never been more alive. Okay, we've got this okay. We're so alive. I think I sold that
You're so good at speaking
Okay, I don't think he knew you were here.
Maybe he might have thought that you asked me to ask him,
but I don't think he knew you were here.
He's a smart guy, Jordan.
He's a smart guy.
Really?
He's so smart.
He's kind of intimidating, I can't lie.
He was making some noise.
He was like, shit!
He just always knows what's going on and what to say
and how to do it and what, it's just the fucking fucked up.
Well, maybe that's a good thing.
Like maybe like, not anything.
Jordan, Jordan, I need a favor.
I need a favor, I need a favor.
I need a favor.
Shorten, okay.
Deep breaths, it'll be fine.
Okay, I need you to bid on me and win.
Please, please, please, I don't care.
Borrow the money for the villager.
I can't, the clowns can't win, the cops can't win, okay?
I do not think things are gonna go well.
If anyone wins, I'll give the money back, okay?
I'll give the money back.
Just please, just please win.
I don't think, I mean, we can still, you know,
we can still hang out and stuff,
but like I just do not let anyone win.
Okay, I can do that. I can do that. But do you think you might be panicking a little bit?
I'm freaking the fuck out, Jordan!
Okay, I know, I know, I know. So in my experience, making decisions when we're freaking the fuck out,
not the best time to make decisions, right? Like, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Like, besides, what if there's like a bajillion dollars in wins and takes you on the most romantic day of your life?
Okay, so, okay, so what?
And it's all cute and shit.
Okay, what had happened was I had to tell him that I was doing it
because I wanted to do it because I told him I was like,
I really want to do it because I met some really cool girls.
Are you an Adriana?
And I really wanted to hang out with God.
He just asked me to do it.
And also, it's a way to make money.
And I could use some money.
And I've done it before.
It went really well.
And so I wanted to do it again.
And so I told him about it.
And I was like, can you listen?
You ought to be mad if I do this.
And then he was like, well, you want me to bid.
And I was like, OK, technically, I
I feel like we're at the point where I would be spending time with you anyways, you know,
you don't have to.
I don't want him to think I'm using him for money.
I'm genuinely not.
Like I actually have been paying back for the money that I've borrowed from him because
like we're going to be co-workers, right?
Like I got hired at the price and I just want to keep it a little professional.
But you know, obviously I think it's very clear that I like him, but you know, I also
like a lot of people.
So I don't know.
I'm just a fucking whore, Jordan.
Anyways, like, okay, let's do it.
Based, based.
I just, it's getting to the point where I feel like I'm hurting his feelings and I don't want to hurt him,
but I can't read him right now and I don't know how he's going to react if clowns win.
I didn't know the clowns were going to be bidding. I thought I was safe because I thought Chatterbox
was in prison, but now you're talking about, oh maybe the clowns are bidding, so it's freaking
out. I don't like why we talk about it. Well, what is the, what is, okay, let's say I don't bid on you,
someone wins. Who do you actually want to win? Like what do you think would be
the best outcome? Well I had told you know some friends to bid on me like Gigi
and Gloria and Max and so it could be like a friend thing where you know
you know others know that it's like oh it's like a friend thing but like I have
No idea. Oh, yeah, I also told Tessa and I also told Benji Benji. I mean, Benji is like
it's kind of my ex. I don't know if it was a fling. I don't know what it was, but you know,
Benji as in winter's dad. Yeah, he just has a way with words and I like the way he panics.
He does panic a lot. He does very endearing.
Yeah. He does do that.
And he's easy and it's funny to me.
That he does give those vibes.
Yeah.
He does.
So, I don't know, I guess there's some people, like I just...
So, let me get this straight.
You think it would actually be more complicated if the clowns won or if...
I'm more worried about the clowns not winning
because I know what they'll do. They're terrorists. I know what they'll do.
Right. I didn't know. Right. And I'm assuming, I mean, last time this happened,
the clowns pitched in together to win this date for Chatty. And that's how we started hanging out.
Oh. We had a great day. So now we have a little worry that just because Chatty's in prison doesn't
mean that he's not participating. So I do remember, I told Marley is going to be auctioned off.
He's this clown and I guess that I got intel that the clowns, everyone was saying that no one is
allowed to bid on you, but this was forever ago when it first, I don't, so I, so maybe they weren't
Okay, basically what happened was before like before the like couple days ago I told Marley or I can't remember how it happened Marley was here he was auditioning he found out you were going to be auctioned off and then I heard from Marley he's a clown he's kind of annoying yeah yeah um he he then I heard from moose knuckles who is cool he is a cool clown
He is a cool clown moose told me that there was a text going around from sneaky
That was telling all the clowns if any of them bit on you they'd be dead or something like that
But this was before I got these calls and before
Chatterbox told me that you need to go last and before I was told to start the bit at a hundred K
So no
I don't know.
I'm scared, I'm torn in.
It's going to be okay.
It's going to be okay.
It's going to be okay.
No, no, it's going to be fine.
It's going to be fine.
I'm so scared.
Listen, we have all the police force that's going to be here.
We've got security.
We're going to be frisking people so that no weapons are allowed in the building.
Okay.
Except for cops.
Yeah.
So that's going to happen.
I am also going to be undercover as well.
I did get permission from the police.
That's good.
I'll have my shit on me, just in case, so.
I think that I would, I would, I mean, I'll do it.
If you think we should, I'll do it.
But I think even in that outcome,
the clowns are still losing, right?
So if, like, let's say they're here.
But I think the thing is, I can't tell if the clowns are just
doing it to clown around, or if they're doing it for Chatty,
or if like, maybe they miss me.
I don't know what it is.
But I think if it's another man, I mean,
I saw what Chatty did to Barak.
And I feel like it's pretty cool to me
that he was targeting Barak on the stage.
Just because I was friends with him, right?
So I don't know.
Right.
I don't know.
That's actually a good point.
It might be safe for, if it's not somebody
that you're talking to, like maybe they,
I don't know.
Maybe it's like, no, no, no.
I know that's actually not a bad idea.
What about your tears to make all this money?
I mean, I care more about others getting hurt than money.
I get that.
Burn and think me, this is a bad idea.
No, no, no, you should still do it.
You shouldn't let them stop you.
Yeah, I also just kind of feel like an object right now.
Like what the hell?
Yeah.
Like why are they all like,
oh, no one else better bid on her.
Like I think you own her.
Like I'm not fucking ownable, fuck everyone.
Yeah, you're not a prize to be won.
Well, I guess in this case, I am.
OK, wait, maybe in this one specific case.
In this one specific case, I am.
It's kind of like a prize, but you
don't want to be made to feel that way.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess it's kind of hot.
It is a little bit, right?
Like, he's all like, oh, my god, like, you better not.
You better not bid on her.
No one better bid on her.
And then Baird's being all protective.
Listen, just tell you what, before you go out there, you decide that you want to pull
the plug or you want me to do the highest bid, we'll do that.
We'll do that.
You know what?
Just, I mean, what do you think the highest bid is?
I mean, I'm scared that you heard anonymously a hundred thousand dollars like, what, no.
I know.
No.
I know.
a feeling maybe that means that's the amount or I don't know though um well I mean I guess
we could just vibe check it like if you think that it's getting if there's a lot of tension
or right fighting right verbal fighting maybe that's when we can pull the plug I don't know yep
that's a good plan yeah yeah yeah yeah like I feel like if it's getting like hostile or dangerous
or something like that, I could pull the plug or I can outbid them and then you
can take a date and then I can take you on a date of course like you know we
would tell Chatterbox and the Clowns it would be like just two friends hanging
out right. Two friends that pretty much are always on the same page and get a
Yeah, well, yeah, really good chemistry really good. Yeah, really good energy
really good energy a little too good exactly yeah yeah harmless of course
innocent of course yeah okay well I want to go shopping and get a nice fit for
this I just want to be clear we don't need a stripper fit right like I can
Okay, okay, I don't want to dress up like
Super super sexy. I just want to dress up sexy, you know, okay. Yes, so there is
going to be a
Uniform however, I owe a uniform that yes all the girls are wearing the same thing you can kind of
Idiot from that. I'll show you what it is and then we can build off that if you want, okay, you're like the finale, right?
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm curious what it is
It's just like it's Omega giga. I I wouldn't I could oh my god
It's a mega like even the manager issue is having them all in underwear. I was like girl
I know I
Doing that I said I can't cuz it's not like a strict show. It's just an auction, right?
Oh
Oh, I did not mean to okay. Oh, that's fine. It's just a rental. You know you saw nothing you're off the clock, right?
Good girl. I did that earlier today. You wouldn't arrest me, right? Hello. Oh, yes, maybe one.
Hello, Nikki. Hi. Yeah, hi. Hello. Give me just one moment and I'll be back and we'll have a meeting.
Is that sound good?
Yeah, I mean, I'm just okay perfect. Are you sure you need to oh, yeah, yeah, I can send you the
I'll send it to you and you can like yeah plan off of that. Yeah, it sounds good
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's put you on the employee list. Oh, okay. What's your um?
state ID it is
moment
Is that on your license?
Yes, yes, it's on your license
One three six nine
Okay, perfect sent I'll send you the pic. Thank you. You bet. I love how
Perfect
All right, now, they're a job, yeah.
I can't believe Barrett didn't tell me that you can apply for, like, get the lawyer stuff
set up.
I was hoping he was going to do that, so now Raymond still doesn't know.
Well there's no reason for Raymond to ask.
Okay, I need to park somewhere.
I don't even want to feel about all this stuff.
Um, she's more worried than happy.
She's more... she feels like...
confused.
You know, like...
I don't think she knew all this was going to happen.
Loki!
I told him.
Ah!
I'm not too big.
He has a million?
Good morning, so you got the auction, or if you want to hang out today.
I want to go scuba diving.
Maybe the three of us?
I'm gonna try to stop and the cops said you might have been kidnapped.
Are you okay?
What?
Which cop said that?
I'm fine.
What?
Excited for our date with-
What?
Is there anywhere that's not raining?
Oops.
No, this is not Berwick's car.
I got my rental.
Oh my god, it's always so loud.
Okay.
Okay, I just need to figure out how to turn the rain down.
Is it sound effects?
Oh, weather volume.
This whole time there was a weather volume.
10%.
Still loud.
It got added recently.
Oh, cool.
Wait, that's amazing.
Okay, good.
Oh, yeah, the miss call at VU.
Call me!
Oh, the miss call.
It's Marina.
Hi, I got a miss call from you.
Oh, yes, I actually got a question.
I'm heading up security at the VU event tonight.
And you are part of that event, correct?
Yes, I am part of it, yeah.
I was just curious about any security concerns
you may have as we did here.
There was a potential security risk related to you.
Yeah, well, I am, just I am going in
as an undercover cop today and the PD will be there as well.
And so I think there's gonna be a lot of security on site.
I'm just, you know, apparently people are getting frisked as well before they enter.
So I'm hoping that nothing will go wrong.
OK, yeah, you know, that's what our security team is there for as well.
OK, perfect.
So, OK, I will probably touch base with you just to get a face DNA.
Um, could you message me your full name, second story number?
Yeah, absolutely. I can do that.
OK. But yeah, I will see you there.
Okay, okay, bye
She's telling other official people
Also, like I have to tell people secrets so that there's drama y'all act like you it's your first day watching
It's amazing. Like hello. What do you want me to do like not say anything ever like I have to like spill tea so people can work off of it
Sorry
Was that reach fate
Why am I in the sewer, I said?
OK, now we need to.
I need to call Twinkles.
Eugene.
It's this.
Oh, oh, oh, I see the notifications.
Eugene.
Is he not awake?
Hey!
Down!
Hi, Twinkles.
Um...
Hi-hi!
I was...
I was hoping you could go with me to go visit Chatty today, before the auction.
Okay.
Yeah, it was that.
OK, what time?
I don't know what the visiting hours are.
Ah, well, two hours into forward air, maybe like 10
minutes ago, indeed visiting hours is any time.
Any time, OK.
Yeah.
OK, let me finish up a few calls and errands, and then I
will message you when I'm ready.
OK, yeah, that works.
OK, bye.
Wait, Twiggles!
Bye.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are the clowns bidding tonight?
Yeah!
Wendy's going on stage so the clowns are going to bid because Nicky's a generous person here.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Wendy.
Oh yeah, I have to call Wendy too.
She messaged me the other day.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Wait.
What?
Why?
Um, I was talking to some of the people that are working in the event and stuff and you
know, one of them said that they were getting an anonymous call saying that the bid for
me better start at $100,000 and-
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wait, you're being auctioned?
Uh, yeah, I'm the final event.
Yeah.
Uh-oh!
Yeah, I- I- I- I- Okay, let's- it's- Okay, well, I'm doing it, because, uh, I met some- I've been trying to look for more girlfriends, because, you know, it's been a while, and, and, yeah, they invited me to do it, so I was like, okay, I'll do it, and they said I can make money, so I was like, okay, sure.
Well, that sounds fun. How much of a percentage are you keeping, though?
Apparently, it's 10%. Uh, oh, no, no, no, sorry.
You're only keeping 10-
No, no, no, no, no, no, the vanilla unicorn gets the 10%.
Ah, okay, okay, it's a big, tiny, wait,
that's actually huge.
I know, it's a pretty big split.
So I was like, why wouldn't I do this?
The wind wind, so.
Yeah, that's actually, yeah.
Okay, I was just, you know, a little,
worried about the anonymous call
because it reminded me of some others
that do anonymous calls, so,
It's hard to make sure that nothing bad's going to happen,
or?
Hopefully nothing bad's going to happen.
OK.
That would be tragic.
I mean, it's nice knowing that you guys are bidding on Wendy.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is, it is.
OK.
All right, I'll.
I said you could know when you're ready.
OK, I will.
Bye, Tinkles.
Go.
Go.
Oh no no no!
This is Marina Hart.
Marina Hart.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh
Okay all the participants have to dress like this
I thought this was for the dancers!
I'm a cop and a lawyer!
I can't be showing my coworkers!
My coworkers, my body like this!
Oh God!
Surely there will be a...
It would be fine if none of them were...
Did he stay on that phone call?
Okay, that last text was crazy.
I didn't see that.
He's a judge, he might.
He's still wearing loafers though.
to be honest. Loki, he got shot. Let the man wear loafers. Why are you so mean to your
Who's the other one?
Kitty!
Who else would it be?
I call the police, they will save you?
Oh my god did he see me wait did he see me almost get taken hostage or something
you were on the phone with oh I was on the phone with him oh my god oh that's
That's how Tessa heard.
Of course I'm fine.
I told them I was a cop and I'll let them go.
So they scrammed me.
Thank you for looking out for me.
Oh, I have to tell Tessa.
Uh, oh yeah, Clinton was on the phone with me when some people tried to take me hostage,
but I talked my way out of it, like I always do.
misspells yeah you know what that's a self-insert right there I'm just gonna
have typos all the time okay 35 members of view wow okay okay last thing I want
do before we go do real errands I want to call Sneaky. Sneaky's name again Nick? I don't have his
number? Wait did I not get his number?
Uh Eugene. Oh I sprouted the story.
Did I save it?
What the frick?
Oh, nope, nope, nope.
That is my pin for discord.
In contacts?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for the five good subs.
Thank you Velvet for the reason.
Thank you Miss, Miss, Miss for the prime.
Thank you Ranch, Allergy for the prime.
Okay, I'm gonna message Sneaky.
Oh my god, not the dude.
Hey, it's Raymond.
Call me back when you can.
Someone needs to be, otherwise you'll let it all go to his head.
We all have gotten shot.
You don't see me wearing loafers.
Well, maybe surprise him with a new pair of shoes that you like and show a bit more appreciation
for your father.
Oh, God.
Hey, Mickey.
Miss Mond, it's a code red alert.
First of all, I have questions for you.
Okay, but before you get to those questions, Miss Mond, this is more pressing. It's really bad.
I do not know what I'm wearing to the date auction tonight. I need your help.
I figured I can help you thank God you know yeah oh thank God okay um listen why did Brecker's message me
and I quote Miss Mond very excited for our date tonight
Is he bidding on me tonight? And why? Okay. Isn't he like you're paying for something?
No. What? No, Brett. What? No. No, God, no. He's my assistant, Platonic. First of all.
Platonic? Second of all. Yeah, totally Platonic. Wait, there's nothing between me and Brett.
Really? Hold on. I'm getting another call. Give me one second. Give me one second.
I'm so sorry about that. Just a very busy day. You know how it is.
Yeah.
So, another cockamoon. No, it's very platonic. First of all, yeah, he's straight, simple.
I think he's trying to make someone jealous. I think I know who he has a crush on.
Oh.
Bye.
Who?
Hey.
It's me.
Oh.
Well, I don't know if she's avoiding me or what the fuck's happening, but I haven't
even seen her since I've been back.
So tell them good luck with that.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Miss Monk, I know what you should do.
100%.
You should go on a date with Decker's, have someone take some cute pictures of you, and
then text that to Ms. F-
Okay.
That would drive her crazy.
Yeah, let's do that.
Perfect.
I'll set up the date for you all.
Perfect.
You know, probably not today because today is kind of a crazy day.
It is a crazy day today.
There's not a whole lot of shit going on.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
Okay.
Uh, can you have him call me when you see him?
Thanks.
I'm gonna call by.
Hi, Rhodes.
Hey, Ray.
How are ya?
Hey, Ray, how are ya?
Uh, well, a little nervous for tonight.
How are you?
Nervous?
Why are you nervous?
Um...
I mean, you know about the auction, right?
Yeah, well, I didn't know all the details,
which is why I can't predict.
I didn't realize there was a date at the end of all this.
Yeah, the auction is to win a date with the person that they're bidding for.
I didn't...
I didn't realize that.
Didn't I tell you that you should do it and have your husband bid on you?
Um, yes. Oh, but you didn't know it was like a date to it?
No, I had no idea.
Yeah. Listen, just just uh, just for the bit, you know, like my husband certainly
is, you keep a percent of it, right?
90 percent, which is why, one of the reasons why I wanted to do it. The other reason was uh, to
meet more of the girls, make some friends, so.
Also, I got permission from Commissioner Dawson
to go as an undercover cop.
Oh?
Yeah, because.
Are you allowing that?
Yes.
When I was considering it, I was going to ask if I could bring
my, like, again, and I was considering it,
I was going to ask him if I could bring my duty belt.
Yeah, no, I mean, I think a lot of the PDs
gonna be there tonight so maybe you could just stay on shift yeah I might end up
doing that especially with the potential of crazy no I am a little nervous
I've learned a lot about what might be happening tonight apparently Jordan
got an anonymous phone call saying that my starting bid better be at a hundred
$100,000
What yeah
and um
Worry because of what who would do that
The only person I can think of was have that money
I know and so I feel like it maybe it's someone that hates me or it's an embarrassment ritual because maybe they just like want to see me
Not get bid on or something
and so
Embarrassment ritual yeah, like why would you're like if Jordan's like okay starting bid at $100,000 and no one bids like that's embarrassing
Yeah, but that's not how bids you don't start at a hundred.
I know.
It works up to that.
You feel it.
No, I know.
But Jordan's beat was essentially being threatened to start it at a hundred K. And so I told
her, I was like, listen, I'm not going to do that.
I don't care how threatened you are.
All right.
It's they said that they're going to frisk people down.
There's going to be a lot of security.
I just I needed to at least start at 10 K because I know for a fact I'm going to get
10 K bid.
That's all I got.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyways, um, you should go undercover with me tonight.
Well, I don't know.
Wait, when you say undercover with you, you mean, like, thing?
Because then they would have.
What?
Wait, hold on.
You're the main event, and you're simultaneously doing it, you see?
Yeah.
I got permission.
I don't know.
Darsling has been, like, very fucking impressive.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think... I think he's giving me pretty privilege.
Well deserved.
Oh, thank you.
Well deserved.
Um...
Oh my god, Rhodes, if you weren't gay, I'd fuck you!
Oh.
Or married!
Well, while I appreciate that, um...
Oh gosh, if only you had the context of what happened today.
What?
What happened?
No, no, no, no, no.
You better tell me right now or I'm hanging up.
Someone posted on socials and said
Like gay men call me and so I'm at Mission Row I call and I say hey in here
How can I help and immediately I turn the corner and there were officers there?
So the only context they heard was hey gay man here. How can I help?
You're loud and proud listen, I'm okay with that. I'm I mean that's what listen
I apologize for none of my behavior if I said something exactly. I would say it again under the same circumstances
the same
Stand on business. All right, exactly now
Where are you? I'm in the canal. I
Got lost. Are you are you busy? Oh?
I'm not on duty right now. I
Yeah, I've got so much to do before the auction, but once I have time I will call you oh also
I hope you don't mind I gave your number to Tessa because I did catch up with her and she I told her that I had
Seen you and then she was like, oh, could you give me his number and I was like wait
I'm surprised cuz like you said that you guys were best friends. So how do you not know?
So I think she just forgot to sort it maybe
But she did yeah, I have I have hers for sure
Can I I need to ask a quick question? Okay, cuz I know I know you're gonna be busy and it's two hours until the event
You got to be there early and what not
Is anything okay with what right you know what I'm asking no is no the answer
or no I don't know what you're asking I don't know what you're asking this you
do right no no I'm gay I know these things no everything's not okay because I
left my I threw out my rental keys and I thought like I had to go get a new
rental so I went all the way to the rental shop and I tried to get a new
car and it was like oh no you can't get another car because you already have a
rental out there so I had to call Barak and I was like listen can I borrow your
car and he was like oh you can actually get another key at the DMV so he took
me to the DMV and we were talking about the event tonight he was like acting
weird like actually like and I was like wait like this is okay right like I'm not really doing this
for the day and I'm doing this for the money and also to make some girlfriends and he said oh it's
fine you can do what you want and I was like well I don't want to make you mad and then he was like
well I mean I you know I just have feelings you know I'm worried he said that I was like well
are you jealous like is that what it is he was like no I'm just protective so um I'm just a little
worried about how things are to play out tonight because I don't know who's gonna bid on me and I
I know I told him not to bid on me because you know he doesn't need to bid on me
Like I don't want him to think that I'm using money or anything and nor co-workers and all that so I'm
Okay, yeah, this is not this is not to like pull away from everything you just said I feel pulled away from everything I just said
However
You have to put your
Or you have to like, consider from his perspective, the like, the money he's gonna be in.
Ray, have you ever told someone, I'm not hungry when they ask if you want anything to eat?
And you go, I'm not hungry, followed by-
Listen.
That getting food, and then being upset that you didn't get any-
Listen.
I asked him, or I gave him the opportunity to tell me not to do it.
I said, maybe I shouldn't do it, and he said, no, you should.
And I said, OK.
Like, what do you want me to do?
Just like, assume that he's not OK with it?
Also, like, I can't be controlled like that.
I feel like that's a little controlling.
That would be controlling.
I agree.
He has to trust that I'm doing this one for money
and two for a girl ship.
That's what I'm doing for.
I think all of those things can be true, Ray.
And all those things can be true.
And I'm simultaneously be concerned about your safety
and all of this.
Anyways, he said that he's going to show up,
but he's not going to be there for my session,
because I'm the last person.
I don't think he wants to watch me get bit off to someone.
And I think it's valid.
It's fine.
Right, very right.
So, um, okay, I have to go, I will call you and I will-
Last question, last question, last question.
Okay.
I have to know, I have to know.
What if he did bid on you?
If he bid on me, I'm concerned about him losing.
I don't know how it'll look for the judge to lose something like this.
I don't know I mean I don't what if it was for the purpose of running up the bid he did say that
he did say that he would be a safety net if like no one bids which I appreciated but I for sure
have one person that's doing a 10k bid no no no that's that's from Benji my ex
Yeah, Benji, you know Benji?
Well, he's not like a real ex, he's like a fake ex, you know?
Like, we were, you know, you know how it is.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Anyways, he's been trying to avoid me, and I don't know, there's just something about the chase that's just so thrilling.
And so I was like, listen, please, let's start off as friends, it's been a while.
He agreed and I was like, okay, the first thing you can do with our new budding friendship is if you could just at least bid
And he's the one that offered 10k so I was like, okay. Thank you so much. So no matter what
Starting at 10k, although the anonymous phone call was like it better start at $100,000. I'm a little worried about that
I don't expect Barrett to
You know spend $100,000
If he doesn't
Hit on you listen, I might be there
Specifically just to bid on you what listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna run the price
Why wouldn't I know now within reason reason I have a house fund to be contributing to at the moment
Okay, we got a family that needs to be close, but okay
What is your husband now, and I move in with you?
No, I can't do that. Please, what the hell?
Oh, sorry. It's not even just him. There's a total of eight people.
It's complicated. It's a game, make it nine.
We're already gonna struggle with eight.
Also, my husband and everyone else would definitely need to get to know you first.
I can't just read or something like that. Yeah, you're right, you're right. It was
impulsive, sorry. It's all right, it's all right.
But listen, 20 grand minimum.
Oh, thank you, Rhodes.
I appreciate it.
But don't do it unless no one else does, OK?
I don't want you to waste money.
Waste money can be going to you.
Well, 90% and another 10% would be going to vanilla unicorns.
Oh, no.
I lost $2,000.
That's a lot of money.
That's a whole shit.
To support a friend.
Well, I mean, technically I'd be losing 20,
but like, Tina Vib went to you.
So that would be a good thing.
Yeah, and then I'll put the money towards rent.
Of course.
Oh, just kidding.
Of course.
All right.
I'll let you go and keep you on the phone too long.
But if you need anything, give me a call.
OK, I'll talk to you later.
Bye, Rhodes.
All right.
I dead ass don't.
I can't believe how fast time, how fast time is moving today.
I don't think I can do it before the event.
I'll see you there.
I can't believe it's already two.
The event starts in two hours.
I have to go do the Chatterbox stuff.
I will tell Adriana she is just very bit just very by very by the book with the stuff haha just wear whatever you want I'll get it by her also bear it called me he's bidding on you.
Oh, oh, oh hi.
I was the fastest person I've ever heard.
I'm quick with it what can I say, how are you?
Well, I mean, I'm very curious what Berg told you.
Hey, so he called me and he was like two answers to your question.
One, he said, no, I will not be dancing.
And then two said, yes, like to like, to like, bidding on you.
And I was like, okay, well, then I'll see you this evening.
And he's like, I'll see you then.
You know, and he's like, and I was more like, I'll see you then.
goodbye Jordan like that. That was a perfect impression. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Okay. So yeah, I think, oh, I spoke to them, we will start at 10k, like we're not gonna like.
Yeah, okay, perfect. Even though you got threatened? Yes, I think we did. I think that I do think though,
but based on some of the more intel that I've gotten from like the other managers, I do think
that the clowns are going to bid.
But maybe the bids are going to be lighthearted, fun, happy times,
rainbow, sunshine, kittens.
I did talk to Twinkles, and he told me
that the clowns are bidding on Wendy.
So I was like, oh, great.
Yeah, so I was like, that's great.
As long as it's.
Oh my god.
What?
That's perfect.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it'll be fine, surely.
OK.
OK, good.
OK.
Did you get your fit?
I'm heading there right now.
I will send pics for approval.
OK, just don't just stress.
Whatever you think, it's fine, like wear whatever you want.
People showed up in Abraham Lincoln fit, but slutty,
and like a kitten fit.
So honestly, I think you're fine.
Yeah, maybe Adriana can loosen up the rules a little bit.
I will work on that.
I'll work on that.
Just so I'm not the only one that's not dressed up
and costume, you know, and...
Right.
OK.
I don't know.
Yes.
Gigi's going as a kitten.
Dixie's going as Abraham Lincoln.
Karla looked like she was red, white, and blue for America.
It was, you know, you can just wear what you want.
OK.
Thanks.
Oh my God, I almost just got hit by a car.
OK.
OK.
I'll see you later.
We're public.
OK, I'll talk to you later.
OK, bye.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh, oh, there's people here.
OK, the lighting in here is so ass.
OK, it's fine.
OK, we need a.
There's any tops?
You baited me.
Socks.
I think just like something.
So I don't like.
I'm not doing a bunny cop.
Like she needs to be a little bit more professional.
She's she's a cop lawyer, okay?
It needs to be a little more classy.
Oh, yes.
Also, I want to find something that's like not to go.
This lighting is so bad.
I'm actually going to leave the store.
I I I need a better store.
So worse lighting I've ever seen.
Okay, let's go to suburban, which is over here, I think that's the one, the switch positions.
No, it's top down lighting, I don't care, okay, I'm going, thank you Sophie for the
sub on YouTube, oops, fuck, listen, Raymond would be more down to dress up a silly, in
silly way, but like it's a lot of her co-workers.
If people from the courthouse, like Bailey might be there.
I don't know.
OK.
It's a stripper event.
It's not.
It's an auction at the stripper place.
Thank you, Chill, for the resub.
Thank you.
Is this the right one?
I don't think this is.
Oh, this is the right one.
Oh, hello.
What are you doing?
Are you guys working the-
Oh, is that a- yes, yes, are you Raymound?
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, do you-
I talked to you on the-
Oh, nice.
Okay, so this is security.
Yeah.
You know, I love the
What do you think of our outfits?
Love it. Love the pink.
OK.
OK, this is a little better.
There is no good gloves.
No, we were a mask.
Can we wear I want to wear like a little face mask?
I just got here.
What if it's like a
Like a corset top with pants or like, I'm gonna stop collecting or oh my god actually I want to do a dress dress.
Oh that's yeah five minutes. Oh my god.
Nino got me fucking sick. Wait this is so pretty.
I don't wish it would like cinch here.
We could get a red.
Or we could do.
I don't want to get sick.
There's also distress, but I feel like this is too casual.
I like the sleeveless.
Oh my god, this is so good.
Okay, let's get rid of the shoes.
Why does this just elongate the toes?
That's so...
The one there I had on, yeah.
Let me look like these go
I don't like them I feel like close to there's these ones
the red bottoms.
I don't like that the reds don't match.
All right, make sure you guys all hang this up in your
closet because you don't want to have to pay again.
Do this.
Let me take the bracelet off.
I like this.
Especially for regular reds.
The black looks so good.
All right, let's do.
We're supposed to be there half an hour before it starts.
That's in about now.
Wrist.
Oh.
We wear a bracelet?
Oh, this is male.
Maybe no.
We could try gloves.
Let me look at the gloves.
like weapons, right?
Uh, you got a cool one?
Yeah, I got my license.
Oh, yeah, I got one.
Do we have, like, you know,
for the rest of us, like, nice things, or, you know,
some nice things, brother?
What do you think he's a breaker?
Do you think we're gonna get a weapon to block us right now?
No, I don't know.
I can't tell.
What do you guys think?
I don't know.
Does it take away from the- I think it's the wrong dress for this.
Like I feel like it takes away from the dress, you know what I mean?
Maybe different dress. I think this dress is perfect because it's like, it's still like
modest enough but it's still sexy.
Stockings? Okay, let's look at stockings. I don't know if modest was the right word, but you know.
Bottoms.
Hmm.
Wow, there's a lot of tight options.
I don't think we wear anything.
I don't think we wear anything.
Oh my god, the bows.
Those could be so cute.
If it was the right fit.
But I don't think it's quite right.
No.
No.
I think for this, you just keep it simple.
I
Remove it
We're moving
Oh, there you go. All right, Tommy. What do you think it is?
Boots I think she should wear heels
I could think of white
It's supposed to be pink and white the thigh high boots. Let me see
But there's not really many choices for life
I'm gonna say no, they're too scrappy. This is for security, right? I don't I like these. I think these are fine. Yeah, it's not bad
I don't know if we were...
I don't fucking know.
heels? Let me look. What's wrong with the song? I don't think it goes with the dress.
It doesn't- the chunky heel doesn't go with this dress.
maybe we change the dress um I don't think there's going to be a good option
like unless it's like I feel like other girls are gonna wear this I'm keeping
this dress because I think I don't think anyone else is gonna wear it
I
I think I do red bottoms with a black dress.
I like this more.
It's simple enough, it's professional enough, but also sexy enough.
It's going to be unique enough.
I just don't know if I should do jewelry.
It's here, and then it stops, and then it's a necklace.
I definitely know a necklace.
Let's just add a bracelet!
Okay.
Watch?
Can you watch?
It's cute.
Done.
I think I've got rings and keep one is it too many rings.
Okay.
I think you made the right decision.
Oh my god, girl.
Here.
Um, I need her to be recognizable and she's already not because she doesn't have braids.
It's so dark.
Leg gun holster.
I did think about that, but I don't think we should because she's undercover.
Oh my god, she's so beautiful.
Oh my god, this is so good.
Okay, save the outfit.
Okay, perfect, done, call it a day, let's go.
All right.
We'll have a meeting in a bit. I'll let you know when.
Okay, keep me updated.
Um, all right.
Okay, do you know what you're going to wear?
Something super sexy like underwear and a bra.
Wait, lingerie.
Like tides and lingerie.
How do you say lingerie?
Lingerie?
Is it lingerie or lingerie?
Lingerie?
Linger...
Juri?
This doesn't look right.
Linge...
L-I-N-G-O-E...
Oh.
Okay.
Lingerie?
Lingerie?
Dude, this sounds like a pasta.
What about you?
Uh, everyone come to view in 30 minutes for our rehearsals.
Uh, oh.
Oh, I'm gonna be late.
But I'll be there ASAP.
Shit.
Okay.
I am so nice to him.
It's just how we communicate.
Also I'm an FTO now.
I can take you out for a shit whatever.
Ooh, sounds good.
I'm holding you to it.
Okay.
We had another one that you've been taken hostage.
I'm okay.
I was on the phone with Quinton
when some criminals,
crack criminals tried to take me hostage.
But I talked my way out of it.
Thanks for checking on me.
OK.
Am I spelling Quentin's name wrong?
All right, we got to go find Twinkle's ASAP.
I'll just meet him at the prison, maybe.
I'll meet you at the prison now.
Hi Jonah.
Hey, how's it going?
I just wanted to appreciate you texting me back, but I just wanted to catch up with you
since we had a chance to debrief last night.
Yes.
So, I think that you are easily overstimulated.
Is that fair or unfair?
Well, I feel like it's this is unfair. Why are you bringing this up?
Well, it's a easy job to get over simulated at especially while you're learning, okay?
As long as other people are also over simulated, then I guess it's fine. Yes, every everybody
And if you are overstimulated, you should, you know, tell your, say like, Hey, can we
take a five minute breather?
Hey, can we take, can we do something else?
Okay.
You know, that kind of thing, right?
Like we're, we're here to help you, right?
We're not here to push you or test you or, you know, I guess Dawson might test you every
now and then, right?
But, you know, we're here to, we've invested, right, by like making a decision to hire you.
We're choosing to give you more time, right?
We're not trying to trip you over, quiz you, you know, trick you, anything like that.
Like a family?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
So, communicative.
Oh, communicative. If you're not feeling a scene, you're not feeling patrol, you're not feeling a call, you know, the radio's too much, you know, the people that, like, sometimes even criminals or the civilians that we deal with are troublesome and difficult,
make us feel bad, make us feel uncomfortable, right? Anytime anything like that happens, just be communicative, talk to your FTO, talk to your partner, say what's going on, and, you know, I think if you do that, then you'll have maybe a little bit better time.
time. I had a great time. Okay, that's good. Well, I miss, Miss Pierce, Rosalie,
Rosalie and I had a good time with you last night. Yeah, I know, I'm looking forward to the next one.
I'm sorry I had to leave early, but... Oh, it's fine. You know, I just, you know, we're,
you know, we're both paid professionals who, you know, can read a person and educate. It's our
job, part of our job is teaching you how to, you know, read people and make educated guesses, right?
So we both had a talk after we thought it might be some good advice for you to just you know own it and be upfront about it and
Or is managing it, you know, yeah, I will for sure
Okay, I'll be I'm gonna clock in and probably about 30 minutes
I'm gonna be an undercover cop at the villain Millie unicorn. So I'll oh yeah for the for the BU. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I'm running with the Elvis right now myself
Oh, tell him I said hi.
I don't want to.
OK, yeah, I'll do so.
And I'm not sure if I'm going to be on duty for the V
or off duty, but either way, I'll see you there.
OK, I'll see you there, Jonah.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right, bye-bye.
Swing close.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah, what's up?
I don't really have a whole lot of time,
because I apparently have to go in early to the vanilla
unicorn for rehearsals.
So I'm a little flustered.
But I did tell him I wanted to see him today, so.
Okay.
Okay.
Hopefully there is, DOC.
Uh, Carmine was here earlier, actually, so it's potential.
Okay.
You haven't had a good day so far?
It's overwhelming, but yeah, just a little nervous for the auction, is all.
Wait, hold on, I'm gonna call DOC.
Okay.
Um, fat! Thank you for the Twitch Prime!
Thank you, OK, for subbing.
Thank you, Insync, for the gifted sub.
Thank you, thank you, Markey.
Thank you, Rico.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, the food's expired.
It's not thrown away.
OK, so.
You didn't dance.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
You don't Laura. Do you rate?
Carmine? No, I haven't seen him.
Yeah, this will be the first encounter. No bars, I think.
What time is valid today so I'll plan around it.
I don't think I don't think it's valid today lol 12 hours of gta but I'm down later this
week.
This mandatory can, can it not be mandatory because there's a very important visitor here
for him?
Oh, okay, so...
I've already been in it for the last 10 minutes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can call.
How long would the therapy session be?
Oh, no.
I mean, it's with Pixie.
Oh, okay.
Do we have to come back?
Maybe we could come back after the event.
Wait, wait, wait, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that
is that that's very important no it's important yep i will grab it right now okay uh what did he mean by that
um you're you're important you know yeah i know uh so how long is it gonna take for him to get here
Oh
Also, why are you a cowboy?
I took a good farming. Oh
No, yeah, so she's a fucking fit. Okay
Yeah, I like it
Thank you. Thank you. Oh
Yes
I do have to search you guarantee you
just a little pick again isn't it it is a like pick
all right i'm gonna hold that because chatterbox has been found with one on them today
don't worry i know where you got it from
where'd he get it from
Is this the first time I'm seeing him without bars?
Okay.
I should have just been, like,
felt safe for you.
Prison is the safest place.
Is there a reason for that?
Um, I mean it's a nice government building.
Okay.
Okay. Thanks for coming. I just uh...
No problem!
Uh... I just uh... didn't... I don't know if I'm ready to come by myself.
Yeah, it is a big step.
Um, so do you have any like, updates on...
He's spiraling, you know, like usual?
Yeah, on the phone call he was a little... different.
Yeah, just don't think he expected you wanting to talk to him. He is confused.
Yeah.
He was surprised after, like, you know, he was surprised that you wanted to talk to him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, do you want to give us to give you to space? No, no, no, no, I also I can't even be here for that long because
Apparently I have to go to the view early. I'm just so late
But I need to tell him I'd see him today. So
Hmm, I don't even know what to say. I don't know what to say twinkles
What do I say, what do I say, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?
Say just, you know, nice to see you.
Nice hat, nice to see you.
Okay.
Yeah there's that, you can say he lands off gold, since he's been in the prison.
Is he fat?
He's kind of, he's more like losing weight, the prison foodie isn't the best, but he
But he might be getting fat, I'm not sure.
That guy could be stress-eating.
Stress-eating.
OK.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
You know, we were stuck in a bunker for like a year.
Stuck where?
Some clouds did in a bunker.
Bunker?
For what?
Yeah.
So two years ago, I'm not sure if you know about the faceless,
but they kind of just heard the city like really crazy.
They blew up all the gas stations.
There was rumors that they were going to drop a nook or something.
So we had our own bunker.
And the government had their bunker.
The PD, their buildings got bombed.
So they were set up from Zancuno.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, he's not coming.
He's not coming.
You guys, follow me upstairs.
Oh, oh, oh, we're not doing it here?
No, no, no.
We're going to do it in a room.
Don't worry, he's cuffed and he's fine.
Oh, OK.
What's your name, by the way?
Oh, my name?
I'm Flyrone.
I'm the fly, so the m-
Flyrone.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you as well.
I like your fit.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you a clown?
I am a clown.
Oh, wow, first ever police clown?
Ah, I mean, I'm DLC.
Um, you remember, Kirk was a clown?
Oh yeah, K-
Wait, do you know about Kirk being a cop?
What?
Oh, you d-
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Yeah.
What?
It's a stumble.
It's a stumble.
It's a stumble.
Wait, how? I haven't seen them at work.
Uh, Kirk was on duty yesterday.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, it's a different timeline.
Yeah, it's weird.
People change.
I was going all the way to the third floor.
Oh, wow.
There's no big present.
It is.
I think I just didn't expect Boyd and the salesman to go to rest.
Oh, you have man that the the gen pop is so huge
This place is massive twinkles. I've spent a lot of time in here trying to learn this
I know I know where all the nooks and crannies are I
Know where all the good spots are if there's a break if there's like a prison break
I'm sorry.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Welcome to therapy.
Therapy.
It's forced.
I'm being forced on this.
I didn't force it.
I'm Pixie Tantino.
Nice to meet you.
Um, so are you like staying or um, yeah, I mean, this is sort of the, you know, therapy.
Oh, I, um, I wasn't, I wasn't aware it was a therapy session.
Oh, no, no, no, like, you know, like she could be outside the bar, right?
Pixie.
You mean that's up to.
Technically that still counts, you know, that's up to fly room there, right fly room,
that counts, right buddy?
I definitely counts as therapy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, perfect. That's exactly a good I'm gonna let you to have your
You know, I mean come back at a different time
Doctors orders
We have leverage in here. We have a clown DOC so we get a lot.
Yeah, I was surprised to hear that he was a clown. Cop? And then I found out that Kirk
is a cop?
Yeah, Kirk and Stumbles are cops. Kirk is more than just for, you know, it's Kirk. Stumbles
I'm probably taking a sleep, but come on.
We know he's not gonna last more than a week.
That guy, that guy, that guy, that guy.
It doesn't remember to eat.
Well, he didn't even finish Academy the first day.
He's a good way.
Too Academy for him to get a badge.
Also, why are we doing this in here?
Why don't we just do it in the cafeteria?
What is, what is happening?
Because we can't.
Why are you cuffed to the chair?
Because we're doing the ca, because I,
because I'm in trouble.
I just, I took over the entire prison on my own
and the cops had to come and save him.
What?
Yeah.
Carmine was yucking with me.
I got sick of it.
Okay.
Had them in handcuffs and the cops came with guns.
And it was like, am I allowed to sit here?
Is this like the therapy?
Yeah, and that is your chair.
That is your chair.
Well, it's yours.
Have a seat.
Ah, is this, I don't,
this is just not the way I expected this to go.
What do you expect this to go with me behind it?
You know, like, in a cage?
No. Again?
No, I had expected...
Oh no.
Are you mocking me?
No, I'm not mocking you.
What's the problem?
Well, isn't that a question?
What's the problem?
I don't know.
You wouldn't see me in the cafeteria the first time I had to be caged up like an animal again.
Okay, so I can't just take things slow or what I mean take it slow the difference
Would you said anything different if I wasn't the bars would you said something different?
I don't know what I would have said
I just don't know if it was a good idea to even come here
Okay, well, why are you here then?
I wanted to see you.
Why?
I missed you.
Obviously.
Did I not?
I didn't really, I didn't really feel like it.
You know, I've really thought that maybe from what I've told you,
be more understanding, but maybe I'm just expecting too much.
I'm more understanding now than I was before.
But maybe I thought maybe things that I told you before you
left.
Maybe what I gave you on that tape that I don't even know if
you watched.
Watched it.
Maybe you can understand me a little bit more.
You know, things weren't good when you were gone, right?
I know.
On top of me trying everything to figure out where you went.
I just want you to know.
I know.
What happened?
What?
Did this guy hurt you?
No, he loves me.
What?
He's my dad.
What?
That's your dad?
Yeah.
And he loves you?
Yes.
He's the only family I have.
He took care of me the past few years.
He took care of you?
What do you have to do?
What do you do for you?
Everything.
He helped me with my...
He helped me, you know, give you shelter, he gave me a job.
Like what? What kind of job? What kind of job? Lots of jobs.
Like what? Give me one. Whatever I could do to help pay off some of your debt.
Okay, what debt?
Come on.
Really?
You talking about my, my, just my, my debt I had before you left?
No.
Was it because of Mickey?
Yeah, Mickey is involved.
Is it because of the Mime thing?
I'm sorry.
But.
Arglis.
All of it led to me coming back being sent to murder you.
Yeah.
But I'm not.
Okay.
Isn't that good?
No, it's not good.
No, it's not.
It is?
What happens if you don't do it?
The same guy that abandoned you years ago?
Like Chang'an and all these other, everybody else, the same person?
Is gonna do what?
If you don't do it. What happens?
I'll do it.
Yeah, what happens? What happens with you?
It'll be, I mean, I don't think he's gonna harm me. He loves me.
You don't think. You don't think. You don't know that, but you don't think.
You don't know my dad.
I don't know about him.
I got a pretty good idea of him now.
Well, I got a pretty good idea of him.
The guy that left you behind.
He didn't.
Tops, he left you behind.
He didn't.
He came back in your life.
What do you mean he didn't?
Where was he all these years?
He was busy.
Busy doing what?
I was busy?
Then stop me.
I was busy when you were here.
Then stop me.
He made a choice.
He's family.
And things are different now.
Pfft.
They're gonna be if you don't do it, right?
What happens if someone catches me?
There's a lot of people that don't like me.
What happens if I die before you do it?
Is there a consequence for that?
I hope not.
You hope not.
I mean, I think it's more so just get the job done.
You said October 17th.
I just have it done by October 17th, so there's so much time.
And you're going to get it done by then, yeah?
No, no.
I'm going to figure out a plan.
No, this is going to be the plan.
You're going to do-
I'm not.
Because if you don't, if you don't, it's going to happen anyway.
And if you think-
It's not.
I can figure something out.
Oh yeah, what do you like what enlighten me?
I don't know if it's gonna cause you to if it's gonna cause you to leave again. We're not doing that.
I'm not leaving. I'm gonna figure something out.
There's there's literally time.
Yeah, there's time.
Okay, like chill out.
Well, you think I'm not under pressure already?
Like, I'm trying to figure something out.
I'm not going to kill you.
I think you know just as much as I do that.
You're failing to do this.
I'm dead anyway.
And then you're in trouble too.
Alright.
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe you have changed.
You used to be-
Excuse me?
You used to do everything to get it done.
You just giving up like that?
I mean giving up.
You don't even want to try to figure something out?
I'm trying here!
But you gotta shoot me, that's the only way.
Where do you want to shoot me?
I'm not fucking shooting you.
Listen.
No! You're so fucking...
What?
That's not the only solution, you know.
I'm going in there.
Come on, get out!
What the fuck is going on in here?
Shit!
Out!
Fly round these eight fucking cops! How'd you two get in here, huh?
How'd you two motherfuckers get in there to control the shooting?
I
Not playing no games you're talking to an officer
You need to speak to me like that
Where is your?
You're not on duty.
So what?
Hold on.
You're not enough.
I'm gonna tell me to relax in my own facility.
This is so unprofessional.
It's not my prison.
You don't tell me how to do my job either.
This is literally, like, literally the most unprofessional
thing I've ever seen anyone do on duty.
We can do this.
We can do this.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Neither of you are free to go.
Put it away.
Neither of you are free to go.
Do not lie.
For me, I'll initiate force of f***ing you!
I dare you!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Ow!
Don't you go nowhere!
Don't you go nowhere!
Get over here!
Farro, what the f*** are you doing?
You goddamn idiot!
What the hell is wrong with you, Farro?
Did the f***er get over here?
Farmine's dead.
Chatty's gonna kill the f***er.
Get over here, you son of a bitch!
You just get over here!
A perfect therapy session!
Get there!
Goddamn your therapy session!
Get away!
You little clown!
Get over here!
Get over here!
Get over here!
Get over here!
Get over here!
You're like clowns in here!
Carmine, what did we do wrong?
Who came into my domain of influence?
Thicke, you run the bad day!
We were just visiting!
What did we do wrong?
Is it wrong to visit?
He is my inmate.
He's under my tutor.
You're obsessed!
You're obsessed!
He has rights, and he has privileges.
can revoke privileges.
Okay, well, why are all your other coworkers
disagreeing with you then?
I asked myself that all the time.
Why do my co-workers have clown shoes on?
God knows.
But you know what I do know?
You're not going to come in this facility
and talk to a goddamn terrorist like he's a free man.
He's not a free man.
He's on the locking key.
He deserves to suffer.
And that is my job to correct his mistakes and fix him.
And you're not gonna come in here and ruin that.
He was handcuffed to the chair, and we were supervised.
Like, I don't understand what the problem was.
I'm gonna whisper this to you, to guard back that cane here.
Uh-huh.
Step back, clown.
Not!
Step back, clown!
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll tell you, I'm not making his life hell.
I-
Why? Because he stole a lockpick from you?
You both need to leave now.
I'm assuming they don't have weapons on them since you put them in here.
How do we get out of here?
Yeah, no, they don't.
It's the wrong way!
How do we get out of here?
Follow fly wrong!
No, it's this way. It's this way.
How do we get out of here?
Get out of here!
That guy's obsessed.
I've...
It's not done talking.
I want to apologize for my my co-worker. Um, I do apologize right now. Huh?
Is he like what he he thought it's a period? You know, I know we're all in the same
on the same rank right now. Right here, right here.
He has a little bit of power. This is karma. I'm just gonna let him cut his own throat.
I would thank you. You're welcome. I'm sorry. Um, ma'am, um, I know, I know you don't know
me very well. And I just, I want to talk to him. I have so much more to say.
When Caroline goes off duty, if you want to come back, I promise I'll give you guys your space to talk.
I promise that I'm sorry that that you're hurting.
I know you don't know me very well but chatterbox is one of my really good
friends and I'm really sorry that you heard it.
I'm just trying to keep them safe.
So am I. Is there anything you need from me
or would like me to do? You just let me know.
All right, thank you.
Now I'm going to have to try to box.
It's going to go crazy now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, let me hand you this.
This is for the twinkles.
This is yours.
And then will you hand this back to Reina?
She was here earlier and I wasn't able to get back to her.
I did.
Hi.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I hope you guys have a better day.
Give me a call if you need anything
and I'll set up the visitor zone.
All right.
Bye.
Twinkles, why do you want me to shoot them?
Why is he just skipping up?
I don't understand.
I just think he doesn't even want to try.
Yeah, this is the first time he's seen something like this either.
Hello, are you two going to talk to him?
No, he just seems so...
He seems like he just stopped.
He's stubborn and stupid, but...
So stupid.
So it goes without saying.
Thank you for coming.
Of course.
I have to go.
Yeah, yeah.
Be safe and just let him know I'm in here.
Okay.
Bye.
I have to just like actually log out.
Do I have to park the car to keep it here?
Honestly, I kind of like that car mine did that because it gave us a reason to leave.
Okay, can I park this here or nah?
I actually cried.
Nah, I locked in too hard.
Oh god.
Can I park the car here or nah?
I don't want it to leave me.
Fuck.
I need to park the car somewhere so I don't know how much time I have until the thing.
Uh, maybe I could quick- three minutes?
Okay, maybe I can quickly go to the apartments.
I appreciate you, Pixie.
I appreciate you.
Okay, um
No, I'm sad I feel so bad for them
God it's such a sad story what the fuck
Okay apartment. Oh, it's very close actually
No, I wrote her too good
I feel so bad for her.
Oh my god.
Oops.
Harden.
Wow.
I can't.
I can't see.
It's blurry.
Fuck.
Help.
Wow, I was not expecting it to go that way, but I think it was perfect.
Where's the parking garage?
Like, is there an actual parking garage for this place?
Oh, this is it.
One minute.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Right now before the storm
Why is it cuz it's a rental
White right a quickly
For the car. I think you have to move it to the right spot. Why you might have to back it up a little bit
Move back it up a little bit until you see that you can park it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much.
Of course, of course.
Perfect timing.
You have to park the car and leave before it resets so that you spawn in the right spot.
What?
OK.
Wait, what?
Who minus one?
Me?
No, I did it.
Plus five.
I want plus five for my performance.
I made it on time.
OK.
Um, uh, I'm all sad and shit, it's my face.
Okay, time to debrief, how long is the
reception before I can reopen it?
One minute.
One minute.
Oops, sorry.
It's open?
Okay.
And then...
It's so easy for me to cry because I just feel bad.
I just feel bad for people, so like if I need to cry just think about really sad things.
And it just makes me cry.
I'm an immersed empath.
Have you seen Sinai yet? No, I haven't.
I'm not going to seek her out, like our characters have to run into each other by accident.
So, you know, until that
accidentally happens, or she gets the unlock that there's this new girl.
But the problem is Raymon's never met her character, so there's like
no reason to ask for her character. So we will see
I feel like chatty is going to be so pissed.
I'm ready.
I'm back.
I'm back and ready.
Thank you.
Just a little for the 53 months.
Thank you.
I did. Thank you, Anna, for the reset.
Thank you, Mums, Bulls.
Thank you so much, Jason.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, seven carmine, yeah.
Honestly, I think that was a good way to stop the car,
though, especially because server was resetting anyway.
So I guess it makes sense.
That's where the best of the story.
Yeah, no, I think it was really good.
I think it was so good.
I actually really loved how that whole conversation
played out because it now Raymond's like,
oh, because she truly thought that Chadi and her
will come up with something.
And now she's realizing, oh,
like he wants to sacrifice himself for her safety,
which is really frustrating to her
because it feels like he's just quitting to her.
It sounds like he's just giving up just a protector, but she doesn't want, she doesn't just want protection.
Because like it's also complicated because like she loves her dad, like she wants to figure something out. She doesn't want to kill him.
But now she's just doing it all by herself trying to figure out a solution to save everyone.
Yay!
Oh bless.
She's just a girl.
She's my dumb little baby girl.
She's so stupid and trying her best and so dumb.
What?
I have the keys to this vehicle.
What?
What?
No.
No!
It's my car, I pulled it out.
Repork it?
I can't because...
Oh, wait, I can.
I can't.
I can't.
Okay. The rental expired.
Well, how am I able to pull it out if it's expired?
Ah, nice.
Got a little reset.
Okay, we got ahead straight to the PD now to clock in.
I also need to get that clown's number.
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Can someone tell me how the prison stuff works in RP?
So he's supposed to be in prison for four years, but that's technically four days.
So like is you say four years, but he's going to get out in four days.
Like how do you RP that?
I don't know.
It's supposed to be four years, and it's like, oh, wow,
I saw you three days ago.
Like, time doesn't exist.
OK.
This RP math?
I don't know.
It's a little confusing to me, unless I
don't know what to say when people are like, oh, yeah,
I'm present for four years.
And I'm like, yeah, I'll see you in a couple of days.
Hello? Okay.
Lock and then go in quick.
Is it IRL this? Yeah, he's in prison for four IRL days.
But in RP, he's in jail for four.
That's annoying, this is a resub,
and thank you, obnoxiously, Angel for the prime.
Thank you, Lynette.
Locked in, bless.
Okay, the one thing I wanna do on my to-do list was,
okay, actually let me update that.
Oh, I have to pull it out here, I see.
All right, work Friday, at least an hour.
We are definitely doing that now.
Get hired up in Illinois Unicorn.
We did that.
We got the auction fit.
We got to meet up with Jordan Dunn, visit Chatty,
If I'll go to barber, okay.
Ah, why didn't it do that?
Okay.
Learn.
Okay, I'm gonna go here.
Learn how to pose.
Okay, what a productive day.
I'm going to go organize my bag right now.
View meeting?
Yeah, well, I mean, she did say it's for rehearsals, it...
I do that. Lock the door. Oh! Hi!
Oh, hello, how are you doing? Good, I just clocked on. I forgot to lock the
door so I ran back. Um, are you going to- Yes, I know, I know the
was opened so first mistake already huh I went to go fix my mistake she left the
door open I did but I went mistake back to I am a rookie yep yes rookies are
expected to make mistakes yes I will do better yes I'm nervous I did want to
talk to you about, you know, what, what all entails in becoming an undercover cop.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Oh, okay.
What's that?
Hi.
Morning, morning.
Oh, good morning.
Hello.
Hi.
Hey.
Hi.
Can I help you?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
In the spirit of transparency, I just wanted to ask again.
Sorry, I can't hear you.
What'd you say?
Are you gonna feel some type of way if I don't bin?
And if I do, will you as well?
I already told you.
I am not expecting you to bid.
Yeah, but do you want me to?
you to bid. Yeah but do you want me to? I I mean I have friends that are bidding
10k and Rose is actually doing 20k so no matter what I've got bids so I'm not
worried about it anymore. Because I will push up the price. You don't need to don't
worry about it. Dawson's waiting for me he said he wants to talk. I just clocked
to work okay I is that all you want to say okay I'll call you after okay sorry sorry sorry
I see. All right. We'll make that money back then.
All right. You take care. Bye.
All right. Miss Mon, you're going to be going under cover into a UC operation.
Yes.
You're going to get this job very seriously because if you do mess up or some people I know you're under cover, they might try to do something to you.
So what happens is obviously to go under cover, all you need is a Sergeant Plus to approve it.
And you just tell him exactly what you're planning on doing, what's your operation, what's your goal, as far as we're trying to accomplish.
Then you'll be assigned a supported unit, as in the Elvis, who's going to be your backup unit.
He'll be a mark unit, as your contact unit. He'll be in touch with you through text messages or radio.
Prefer through text messages. That way it's not, you know, throwing anybody off.
And then obviously you'll sit on duty, but you'll not bring any of your PD gear.
Oh, I don't.
So you leave your gun here, you leave your taser, flashlight.
Nothing just just weird off-duty like a civilian I see nothing no nothing no tie back into you as on you know
I was assuming I could bring my cop my taser just in case but I guess it's fine. I
Wouldn't because so much our Rob you've got right. You're right. You're right. Yeah
So have nothing on you as far as PD gear and then bring my hammer
Yeah, that's fine. Oh, okay
Okay, as long as not PD gear related you can bring a hammer you can bring a baseball
But if you like, whatever you can carry it as a mail-up
and off duty.
OK.
And then obviously, if something does happen,
try to inform the officers you're back up unit
so we can know what's going on.
OK.
And are you going there as Ramon, right?
You're going as yourself, you're not
going like a different name?
Ramon, it's me.
OK, perfect.
OK, so any questions for me?
No, I did.
I do have a little bit.
I feel like I just have to tell you because you, OK.
So I I did okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, so we're very sick about you last night, by the way. Oh
Yeah, I was on the phone with Quinton and a couple criminals pulled up to me and they were like in the car
We need a hostage. Oh
And I said we're looking for you all last night
Because we thought you were kidnapped. I'm so sorry I
Ended up talking my way out of it. I told them was like hey listen. I'm an officer
You let me go right now
And I'll let a bygone be a bygone and then I went to bed. Oh, it was too. It was too their mess up
I didn't get their names or anything, but they they let me go because they were scared. They it was crazy
I said it was a cop and they put their hands up. I was like, oh wait
It's all good. Don't worry. Yeah, I think I just have that effect on people. I don't know
But are you sure it was not related to anything clown related. Oh, they didn't look like clowns
Okay, but um, yeah, no, they looked like I mean they weren't wearing a clown mask or anything.
I see. Yeah, I do have a personal question for you does not keep you related to answer it. Obviously, this is you know, indulge you on your privacy.
What does chatterbox mean to you?
He's my ex fiance.
Okay, what does chatterbox mean to you?
He's a terrorist criminal
Yeah, the checks out
Miss mom you still believe in love yeah, I love love
Really, why are you asking me this?
because I'm worried about you that's all love me no I don't believe in love
yeah especially with co-workers it can get messy so yeah and supportings as
well yeah yeah I could be really really bad and we won't want anything to look
bad correct we have an image to uphold to the public so I'm not gonna run the
Yeah, and I appreciate that as a profession. I think that's very sweet that you're worried about me
I think it's very good for you to worry about your team and
Business
But I was fine last night. Oh, yeah, do you think chatterbox is moved on?
No, I don't think he has moved on
But I understand it's hard to go on yeah, I know why bear got shot
Um, I don't think it was an accident.
I see. Just be careful.
Uh, Chetabox is crazy.
Um, yeah, I think you should be careful too.
Why is that?
Because, you know, I'm friends with Barak and I'm friends with you
and I'm friends with a lot of people and I think anyone that associates with me is in danger.
That I fear too.
All right. Well, I appreciate the heads up.
Get ready for this U.T. operation and we'll be there on police business. Obviously, um, we'll put which a treat like an off duty cop or something like a civilian. We're not going to just, you know, make it obvious.
Okay. Um, but I go back on patrol.
Oh, I didn't get to tell you my confession real quick. Um, I, you did tell me not to tell anyone that I was an undercover cop, but I did tell two people.
Who's that?
I told Jordan who's working.
She knows about it.
Oh, she does. Okay. Okay. I okay. Yeah, I just want to be honest with you because I don't want to get in trouble or like mess
up or anything, but and I also told I forgot her name, but she called me to ask about security concerns. She's one of the
Apparently the vanilla unicorn has security. That's not cops
Correct. Yeah, I think her name was
Her name was Marina Marina. Yeah
All right, I mean as long as the people work in the event. Yeah, we should be good, right?
We got their permission in the way to pull this off. So okay, all right
Okay, so I'm gonna go. Oh, okay. All right. I'll see you there
Yeah, I'll see out there. It doesn't stop contact Elvis and he'll not help you out commissioner
Thanks for caring about me
Sure, you're my shining star, of course. I care about you. Don't call me that
It's not the same after you call other women you're shining star like just pick something else
God we were doing just fine, and then you have to fuck it all up like that like seriously
No stars
Men
So stupid all right, so he said not to bring my stuff, but I wanted to organize it real quick
Where'd I get these oranges?
Why is he always feeding her?
He's always giving her food.
Oh, it was Fly Rhone.
Oh, Fly Rhone did it.
Okay.
I'm going to ask Twinkles for Fly Rhone's number.
Or maybe he's on the yellow pages, actually, or a lemon list.
Fly...
Oh, nope.
He's not.
Unless that's his username.
I'll just ask Twinkles.
That's his username. I'll just ask Twinkles.
Thanks again for coming with me.
I really appreciate you more than you know.
Could you give me Flyron's number?
Hey.
No.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Loki, yeah, just let me know when you want to.
I wish you could like heart comments
or send emojis or something, it's so nice.
Lady, you asked for my number within 10 seconds
of hearing I'm a therapist.
You told me you need therapy with your actions,
read between the lines.
Hello, Ray. Last name Mond.
Oh, nice. You remembered.
This call ID, thankfully. We live in a modern day.
Do you happen to remember why you came out with, came at me with such audacity?
You remember your messaging me like that?
Oh the text messages.
One second, let me get away from this crown.
How do I fucking mute this other cold that I'm getting cold?
Just take the other cold.
Just one second, right?
I don't have seconds.
Alright, I need to organize this bag.
Um,
Prince of I'm here in night sky September 21st, 911, Quintin.
I thought I was on the phone with Ramon and I believe she just cut taking hostage help,
no clue where she is.
I can't.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, two at the vent.
Meaning now can you make it?
Running late, but I'll be there ASAP, continue without me.
I don't think I need rehearsals.
I don't plan on dancing.
Was that before store?
Fuck.
No, we were having, oh fuck.
Oh wait, no, oh shit.
Okay, wait.
Wait.
No.
Which meeting was this?
Oh wait, were you talking about?
No, this is after.
This is good. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's good.
It's fine. OK.
Broke my leg getting it fixed, then I am there.
I feel like we need to have the talk with Wendy after the event, so it's not awkward.
Hi, Wendy.
I'll see you at the VU, but
we can catch up after.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, so late, but whatever.
I need to organize this.
I really wanted to, it's just so ugly.
If this can go down here, this is my key fob, I can bring my hammer back, and then I could
put my useful stuff in the top row.
Hello?
Hello, hello, hello.
Sorry, I must have gone through a tunnel or something.
Lost you there.
No, I hung up.
You okay?
Why'd you hang up?
Um, well you said you needed a second and I'm busy.
Okay.
Alright, well look, I saw you ask for my credentials and I just want to say it's not like they'll
hire anyone in the city to be a therapist.
It's a pretty difficult job to get.
That's all.
Okay, that's great, but like, well, there's other therapists, there's many therapists
in the city.
I don't know.
I mean, they probably just slipped through the cracks and they got hired for no reason.
I don't need a therapist, maybe I just wanted to spend time with you, have you thought about that?
Why do you think I'm calling?
Why do you think I called again?
No, no, no, I'd give it to you pro bono, for free.
What?
What are you...
It's a legal thing, what are you doing in an hour from now?
I'm heading to the vanilla unicorn auction.
are you going? Oh you're gonna be on are you gonna be uh one of the options? Yeah
okay you could bid interesting maybe we can hang out
I gotta pay for a date I see well it's for a good cause
which cause is that? I haven't heard about it yours yeah what do you need the money for?
Kinda buy a car and a place to live, you know, I'm sick of the apartments.
Ah, trying to get that family life.
Settle down.
Well...
Anyways, you don't have to...
I'll, uh, stop by.
No, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Alright, we'll see you soon.
Bye.
Bye.
Garbage...
Why do I...oh, these are different kids.
Which one's the new, this is the multi-key, so this one's garbage.
Okay, this looks pretty good.
I'm happy with this.
Oh, don't put that on the ground.
And then I put this here.
Okay.
And then put this away.
ED backpack. Perfect. Organized. Check.
Perfect. Okay. Perfect.
Hello.
Hello!
Hello!
By the way, for you to goddamn be know, get your goddamn ass off and stop catching something.
Jesus.
Yeah, then we have a problem.
Oh, hello!
We have a problem with the goddamn...
Hello!
You're going on the cover, huh? This video thing?
Yeah, but you're...
I'm pretty sure you're like my man, right?
Yes, I am here. I am to be your babysitter.
Yay!
Yay!
Finally, after three days of you ghosting, we finally...
We finally ghosted you.
I did not ghost you.
I was hoping to avoid this whole VU situation because I have a wife and I don't want to be looking at other ladies titties while having...
...while forced to.
Okay, we'll be looking at other women's titties while making you appreciate your wife's more.
knows how to pull up hey what are you what what do you mean looking at other
women's titties will be able to make me appreciate my own life I haven't seen my
wife shitties in two years I decided to go two years does not send me pictures
but how are you talking about my wife she lives in Latvia she does not send me
notes? I'll come. We're 40 years old, those sending notes. Which 40 years old is sending
notes to each other? Whatever. I'm on HR. Okay, Alvis, is your wife gonna be mad that
we're working together? I mean, no, because I'm not looking at you. Okay, good. Let's
let's go. Wait. We need to go in your car. Alright, so is this your undercover fate? Yes.
Well, I have to change when I get there because I'm going to be on stage. Sorry, one second.
Okay. Hi, Sneaky. Hello.
Okay, I wanted to talk to you in person, but I really don't have a whole lot of time today.
I wanted to apologize for my behavior yesterday and you clocked my shit, okay?
Monday was just a fake name. I lied. So freaking out. You're right. I mean, I do
like the name. I mean, technically it's not a lie because it is me, okay? But I, you know,
I was trying not to get caught by anyone. It wasn't just you. And I just wanted to
stay sorry for yelling at you. Also, it's just been a crazy month. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah, to be honest, a lot of people don't do that in terms of like, I hang around
the clouds a lot. I'm sure you know how the clouds are. They will keep
something and and never address it or never want to speak about it until eight
months past.
Because audio is so...
And then it doesn't really matter anymore.
I do appreciate that.
I mean I try to be as communicative as possible and you know I just was catching up at night
and I felt bad because I feel like I don't know if we really knew of each other a while
ago but I mean my real cloud name was cups I don't know if you remember yeah so so I was like
well you know when I saw you guys you and Reina I was like oh you know I made me miss being part
of the clowns and I couldn't be cups and so maybe I could just be Monday but yeah I'm sorry I lied
That's okay, but now there's an issue.
Yeah, what's the issue?
That means our relationship was founded on a lie.
Yeah.
However, I'm just gonna keep calling you Monday so it's not a lie then.
Well, I am still Monday so it's not a lie anyways.
I think it was more so in misunderstanding.
No, that works.
It was just a big misunderstanding.
Yeah.
But now you're Monday and I'll never call you cups or your real name.
I like that.
And I won't call you Nate.
Do you want me to call you sneaky?
So I was calling you Nate yesterday.
No, you can't be both.
There's no difference.
There's no ember or wrinkles.
OK.
Is that like that?
So yeah, whatever's easy to say, speak it up.
OK.
You know what?
You're the only person that can call me Monday.
That's good.
I do got a lot of stuff I want to ask you at some point.
OK.
All right.
Well, maybe after the auction?
OK, if that's when you're most free, then yeah.
OK.
It's his eight.
See you later.
I'll see you at five.
Ah!
Ah, too many people.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
it was an emergency. It was an emergency. I'm sorry.
This is okay.
Dude, he's... dude, I think he said it.
Alright, where are we going? So I just dropped you what it has to say.
Oh!
What does it... what does it give you about this?
Okay, so pretty much he told me that, um, so I'm undercover, no one can know, except
for maybe the people that are working, and that you're my man for the day.
Uh-huh.
And...
Yes. Go on.
Please go on.
Please go on. Why are you looking at me like that?
Well, I'm paying attention. I'm listening.
Oh, were you not listening before? Like, okay.
Well, no, well, I just, this is, this is when I am just listening passively, but now I am focused.
Okay, okay, so locked in. Okay. Um, okay, anyways, so, um, yeah, you're like my, my, my man.
And so if anything happens, I just go to you, but I was a little confused because I thought being an undercover cop meant I could bring my gear,
but I'm not allowed to bring my gear. So I did bring my hammer just in case, but I don't have anything on me.
I'm just a civilian quote quote. Yes. Yes, you are you are to protect you are to get intel
While we are we are doing security and then you I will have a station that I will stay up
And if anything goes wrong, you run directly to me and I shoot them
Okay, perfect. So oh my god, your baby's sitting me
That's what I say on babysit. Oh my god. You care about me
How is this not apparent so far? I got you this job!
No you didn't!
Yes I did!
No you didn't!
I hand delivered you here like a crane, like a crane delivers baby and handkerchief.
No you brought me over here because I requested you to bring me here. It's a difference. I was gonna get this job anyways.
Uh yes sure Miss Lawyer with corrupt judge.
Who lied to try to get you out of the traffic stop?
First of all, first of all, okay, and?
Yeah, I clocked your shit.
Okay, yes, I'm clocking my shit because I don't have a comeback.
Ugh, god.
It is okay, but I helped, and there's a difference.
I've got some times.
What do you mean difficult? I'm just keeping you honest.
I'm always honest.
And that's what friends do.
Okay.
No, you are not.
We have clearly just found out here you might not always be honest first of all
I am honest all the time. It's just maybe you know just lacking the truth. It's different
lacking information
That's oh, well you agree that you want to be off. Yes, okay. Yeah, whatever makes you sleep at night
But I'm going to keep that truth in there. Okay, whatever anyways, okay, so I guess I could go early and you can just meet me there
Or do you want to go?
What are you what are you actually trying to get out of this the what are we looking for?
Yes, so here. Let's go outside. I'll tell you
Not exactly oh here, I'll tell you
So yesterday
Commissioner had
Said that I could be an undercover cop of the view no uniform and Alvis is going to be my babysitter
Okay, I think I think we're we're gonna be working that event for security as well. So I believe we're gonna have
6,000. That's what I'm going to be. Okay. Yeah. All right. Are we expecting any sort of disturbance there?
I mean, that's what I'm saying. What if the is the undercover just to just to hear what the others are talking about?
Are we looking for something specific? Okay, this is why I'm concerned.
So Jordan, who is working the event at the vanilla unicorn, said that she got an anonymous call from a person that said that Ramon's bid better start at $100,000.
So I'm worried that there might be bidding issues. I'm worried that if someone doesn't win, there might be a problem.
And I see I
Don't know just to be cautious because why is there anonymous phone call? Why would they say that so a little worried well?
Is she the manager? Oh, yeah, they also threatened to kill her if she didn't start the bid out of her okay, so
trying to kill who
Jordan
Who's working the event is your last name? What's your last name? You know, I'm pretty sure it's miles
Miles.
Miles, okay, yeah.
You can keep her called.
So she's actually, no, we met with her yesterday.
I didn't get your first name, though.
She's going on promoting that you're going to be there.
Yeah, I know.
Specifically you.
Yeah, I know.
So it's like bringing a lot of attention to the whole event, so it's going to be busy.
We've got to keep our eyes peeled and make sure everyone stays safe there, so.
Is there anyone in specific who can keep an eye on them?
Well, I was really worried about Chatterbox because I know he had shot up the debate,
but he's in prison now, so I was thinking it can't be him, but then I was worried.
I was like, who else would be in it?
Do an anonymous phone call like that?
So maybe the other clowns.
I don't know.
But then I talked to one of the clowns and they said that they're bidding on Wendy.
So I was like, oh, okay, maybe it's not them.
You know, so.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know.
who's, who would call and say that.
Are you, are you undercover?
Yes, I'll be undercover tonight.
Okay, you're undercover for the purpose of getting information.
Yeah, he told me to get information and then to be a passive civilian.
I'm not allowed to bring any of my PD gear and essentially just be bait.
If something happens.
I'm going to keep my eyes on you at all times.
It won't be hard for you, Alice.
Yeah, not if you go behind those closed doors. You say you need to be...
What if they try to ferry you through the curtains?
Oh, just come back.
I'll say you're hired security.
Not again.
You're gonna be in uniform or...?
That would blow the cover if you say that you know what I'm doing there.
Oh yeah, why don't you change all this?
Are you gonna be in plain clothes also all this?
As her personal security?
Oh! Oh, my personal security! I thought I was supposed to be covered there!
Hold on, let me...
I'm not sure.
Yeah, why don't you shoot Dawson?
Yeah, I'm sure Dawson...
Dawson, how would you like me to babysit Miss Mont?
Babysit?
Yeah, it's my babysitter.
Okay, so you want me to not have eyes on her the entire time, like, not keep the pictures
on her, and let her actually do her thing?
Every fifth are 20 minutes.
Okay, so you don't want me, you don't want me to dress up as her security and follow
her around pretending not to pick up.
Okay so she goes in solo and when she has problems, she contacts me.
Or here's anything she contacts me, got you.
All right.
Then I relay that to the people around.
I'll be providing security, but we will not be inside.
We will be around patrolling, and you just relay information to me to be a text.
Yes.
And then I will be a point of context.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
All right.
We're going to be on the numbers.
You better be careful.
Yeah.
Well, I'll text you if there's any problems or if I see you.
come in and I will do patrols if you are thinking that it might get the devious not in this
actual way.
Do you have any sort of hand signals sorted out for any officers in case you're in trouble?
I'll probably just say BAY OH HELP!
Okay well that's that might kind of you know set people off any sort of hand signal maybe
um you know I can whistle I can't whistle
do one of these. Oh, you know, that's like, no, I can't do that. I mean, I guess I could point
kind of one day. No, I can't do Oh, you would be perfect for this event. I'm
married. I know, but how about how about a specific one of these? One of these a
wave. Okay, it's a very unique kind of way. Yeah, specific kind of wave. Okay. Okay.
Yeah, if we see that right there, then we'll know to get you out of there.
Okay, let's see which one you're going to do.
Uh, okay, I'm going to do, what's that sound?
Wave a specific way.
Someone's streaming outside.
It's this one, wave three.
Okay.
You don't hear anything?
This one?
No.
Perfect.
You hear that?
Okay, perfect. Thanks, guys.
Yep, see you there.
I will.
If I don't get a text from you, I'm coming in there.
Oh my God. Okay, yeah. I will text you.
I'm going to be overly, what do you call it?
Overlead boyfriend.
What do you call it?
Okay, overbearing boyfriend of today.
Okay.
That is my job.
I love that.
No text for five minutes.
Get you in trouble.
Okay, text me.
May she get some beers?
Two to four beers.
What is that?
Who is screaming?
Can this seagull shut up?
Who is this?
Hello?
I'm awesome.
What are you doing?
What is-
Monster.
Put-
Monster.
Put your damn wrench away.
Monster.
Monster.
Who's the monster?
Monster.
Monster.
Monster!
Where?
What monster?
What monster?
Where?
It's you!
It's you!
AAAAAAAAH!
Stop running at you, push the wrench away!
It's a monster!
AAAAAAAAH!
It's okay, the monster cannot, I will get in the way of the monster, the monster cannot hurt you.
You got it, you got it, you got it!
I will hit you!
Big fan monster!
No, there's fan monster!
Big fan monster!
Sir, look the other way, look behind you!
Okay.
Oh, hell no.
Friendly weapon.
What?
What is that icon?
Barjacking and pro-
Oh!
Oh, these are cop icons!
That's cool.
Let's steal cars.
It's down here.
I think it's over here.
Oh, this is not.
All right.
Don't be out after 10.
This is my car.
It's not stolen.
It's rental.
Oh, well, now I need to check it because you made me suspicious.
Yeah, check it.
Yeah, check it.
You think I'm a bad cop?
You want to see my papers?
Hey, look at that.
Hey, you see.
Hey, look at that paper.
Hey, look at that paper, look at the paper. Could you tell me what the plate is?
Yes, I can.
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Paper says...
Good luck at the video!
You got me, you got me so good, let's get food first before we head there, one second.
Okay, let's go get food, where are we, where are we, where am I?
Where did the food stores go?
I have oranges, but I also need water.
Yeah, we have a fit already.
Oranges I need beverages too
It doesn't Raymond doesn't have to be on time her her part is at the very end
I'm getting there as fast as I can
Also, she's on duty, you know.
Hello?
How you doin' here?
I was hungry.
I mean, that's fine. You know, that's okay. What are you? What are you doing here? Well,
maybe I was hungry. Okay. Yeah, I was hungry. You look good. I guess that means you're going
Okay, first of all, I'm not dressed up yet.
Well, I mean, you always look good.
Interesting.
Universal thing.
I know.
I'm running late, but I will see you there.
I will see you there.
Bye.
Is there anything I can do for such a special customer?
It's five enough, it always is enough, five is always enough.
No, not people barking in chat.
Did I mention my new security cameras?
Wait, whatever.
I could talk my way out of it
This is empty now, I think but it doesn't still have a balance. Oh, it does I think
Okay
No stealing not in my store, I'm sorry
Yeah, they're busy.
I have a cop!
Okay, it's around here somewhere.
Other way?
Behind you?
Like this way or?
Left?
I think it will work.
Hey!
Let's be loud next to him.
Damon, keep your eyes on that guy.
The lagging is so bad, I don't know.
He's really scary.
He's really scary.
I'm gonna do it for a later shift, too.
I'm gonna join us.
Oh, that's good.
Hey, Zaz, this has been super fucking nice.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello.
Hi.
Hold on.
Are you...
Excuse me, ma'am.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm pulling on my taze real soon.
Yep.
Sorry, sorry.
We need to tie you down.
Real soon.
Okay.
I might move our car.
If you could, you know, put your hands up.
I'll just give you a quick little pat down.
Make sure you don't have any weapons or anything on you.
Oh, uh, but are you are you one of the dances are you are you a I'm on shit. Are you one of the
Yeah, that are you two boys got this one right? What was the code? Yeah, we got in front
Okay, all right, you're good to go then you're good to go. Thank you. Welcome on in welcome on in. Can you not change here?
Hello
Oh my god.
Instead of you on the left.
Oh yeah, okay. I'll be right here for the beginning.
I would.
Oh really?
You know, I've actually been working on mine.
You're like my brother.
Uh oh. Wait, we can't change here?
Oh no, you gotta go across the street.
Okay, I'll be right back.
You was a brother so this is ready to make magic tonight
It's so laggy oh my god, okay. Oh my god, it's so laggy. I'm kind of scared
Thank you, Senus, for the crime.
It's gonna be loud in there too.
Yeah.
I hope everyone whispers.
Oh my God, it's gonna be so busy.
Oh, Bethesda.
Hey there.
Hey, Bethesda.
Hey.
Hi.
I'll see you there.
Oh my god.
Girl, run.
Yeah. She wearing the same dress.
It's a little different, I think. Yeah, it's different.
Yeah, it's different.
One, two, three, mic check, mic check.
One, two, three, one, three.
I think I missed rehearsals.
Was there anything important to know?
I don't think so.
I think they're just going to hear your name,
get your shirt, and then go out.
Be snatched.
OK.
All the good stuff.
Oh, my God, you look so good in that dress.
It is hugging you in all the right places.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I wanted the dress sexier,
but I have a lot of co-workers here today,
and my bosses are coming, too.
Like I don't think you can see me like that.
Oh my God, Ray, you made it.
I made it.
Yes, I'm so excited.
Just getting a little pump.
Want to get into the uniform or what?
I'm not sure we've met.
My name's Buster.
Oh, oh, hello Buster.
I am Ray Mond, first in Ray, last in Mond.
Nice to meet you.
When I've heard about you.
I've heard about you, actually.
I've got a better legacy about town.
Good things?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, of course.
If you need anything, you can call me.
Be nice to the pretty lady, Buster.
I will.
I am I am um, I actually have a friend that knows you which one Jordan. Oh my god. I love Jordan
Yeah, she's the one that got me this job
Yeah
You guys should go to burger shop together. I would love to
I'll tell her you said that. Thank you Buster
So your parents just named you Buster or was that a is it a nickname or Buster Jerry BJ?
Yeah, yeah, they wanted that to be my initials. Oh
That's funny. I like that. Yeah, okay, so should I call you? Oh, it's like blowjob. What's funny about it?
You know what like BJ blowjob
What oh my god, I never
Why they named you I never even oh
No, I never even oh
Oh wait, I mean maybe yeah, that's the first I'm hearing it's after their big blue jays fans
I'm so sorry that- Yeah, there's nothing to do with love.
I can't believe I'm so far over my head. I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
What have you heard about me? Probably good things, right?
Yeah, no, it was probably all the ladies.
Yeah, no, there's a beautiful woman that has a crush on you.
So I am just being always ready to send to Carvala.
She'll be MC.
They definitely were talking about how fine you are, so.
Wow, I'm blushing.
Who was it, I wonder?
Who is it?
She's a good admirer.
Well, they need to get in line.
Tell them not.
You're not OK.
Yeah, I'll just be there.
I'll tell them to get in line.
OK.
And I mean, I was there.
They're texting.
And you want to get a pump on with me?
Here's my number.
What's it do?
Or auctions.
We're doing like a fun fact.
It's nice to meet you.
You did mention part chickens.
What way to meet you?
Great.
Guys, I'm so glad to be here.
Introduction.
I'm go.
One, two, three.
I need to walk on my poses.
Oh my god.
We're simulated.
OK.
All right.
We need to fix my Emo wheel so bad.
Check bracelets.
Quick emotes.
No.
Okay, we need place to sit okay. Sorry. I was just reading over these lines. Oh, you're totally fine
I'm just trying to learn some cute poses. I'm freaking out a little bit
Hey, have you tried out, you know doing a little strip dance yet? That one's pretty cute. Oh, okay
Okay, yeah, I'll take a look. Oh, sorry pardon. Sorry. Sorry pardon
Um, is this door gonna be left open? Like can I come in and out of it?
Oh, yeah, okay. Perfect. Thank you. Okay
Okay, I need to
Okay, um, I can't I don't want to talk I want to figure things out
Hello. Hello, Miss. How are you? Good. Okay. Hi, ma'am. It's Raymond. I don't know if you recognize me. I
didn't recognize you. Yeah. I'm surprised you don't recognize me. Yeah. So this is what I'm in. You like? I do now, but I'm just in
I'm also in combo.
I'm also in combo.
Yeah, just a lot of people who are already busy.
Be careful, huh?
I will.
Yeah, just watch the back door.
Make sure you don't mess with the door.
I don't think my hair cage is just big.
Okay, let's fix the poses.
Can anybody watch the back side?
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, okay. Well, that's good.
I need some security.
Okay.
I don't need this one anymore.
Sit.
I would like a regular to sit.
And then I would like a hands up is fine.
And then we have a weight.
I don't think I need this because I'm always going to do this.
I'm literally not gonna have her dance I don't think she dances I think she's just it you
know she's just it low kiss okay yeah maybe we could do the blow kiss I think that's fine
enough the leaf blower maybe like oh yeah like a twirl or something there is no
twirl or spin no maybe uh maybe it's show close
one I have extras on this one hello sir can I trouble you for some champagne
maybe this one it looks so weird I don't like that
I don't like this shower oh well what did it all show up no show closes nothing a curtsy
Yeah, I got you, bro.
You want wooden gear?
Oh, try clothes, got it.
I got one concrete one, too, if you want.
Oh, cute. Okay, these are cuter, I think.
man. Okay, good luck. How are you?
This one?
No, you watched a fruit deal, a pear deal, a pizza deal.
Oh, is that what the kids are calling now? Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No selling drugs on our premises, okay?
High quality, high potency pears.
All you can get, you can get orange too, oranges too.
All right, all right.
All right.
Number one.
Yeah, wave is a signal.
Someone has you hurt like.
OK.
Don't misclick the wave.
Yeah, so I'm afraid to have it too close up.
And he spins.
Is there any cuter wave than this?
The cuter wave.
No.
Um.
No.
Wave seven?
Oh, that's a good one.
Ew.
Ew.
What is that posture that she does after?
No.
No.
no no waves okay um let's see maybe like a cuter dance
nothing like no no dances I don't think she dances at all I don't think she
He dances at all.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Are you?
We don't hear the music.
Why do I know?
No, you can't.
There's too many like, there's too many, oh my god it's lagging so bad.
But you know what I think this is fine
Okay
Whatever about oh, yeah, I did want to bow
Yeah, okay
Hey.
Hi there.
Hey.
Ha ha ha ha.
Bow.
Curtsy?
No.
Oh, I'm in dances.
Oops.
OK.
Bow.
No.
I don't like this.
Oh, the curtsy is so weird.
It's too theatrical.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
I have to put that one.
Make sure to get them tips.
Come on.
Make sure to talk to them.
It's F3 one.
So I have this one.
or it's F3 one.
So I have this one, which is very cute, so cute.
This is the cutest one.
And then we have F2, which is the cross,
which you'll do on stage.
F3 is blowing the kiss, which we can do after.
I still don't even like that one that much, but whatever.
F4 is the signal.
F5 is sit.
You know what, just for panicking purposes, I think I removed those for now, like these
last few ones.
Like, we're never going to need our hands up, we're not going to do this, I'm not going
to use that.
I'll narrow it down a little bit.
Perfect.
Perfect!
Okay, we're good!
Check our notebook.
Oh my god, it's lagging so bad.
Hmm, how to pose done.
Talk to Dawson.
Apologies to Sneaky.
Haven't- oh.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay, you know what?
Your walk? Oh, she's gonna walk as is.
Are you kidding me?
She's perfect.
Are you kidding me?
Sexy walk? What do you mean?
She is sexy.
She looks so good.
Good walk a
Little dance we hit no, it's not the vibe. I
Think there's just something about you know Raymond being
The music should I just turn the music off it's lagging so bad
I think I have to.
Hey, Jordan.
Hey, so if you want, I can actually bring you in through the back.
Oh, it's funny. I'm in your office.
Oh, great. Bye. Say goodbye.
Okay, perfect. I'll see you soon.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Why don't you still hear music?
Someone's playing?
Someone's playing that?
Hi.
Wait, you look great.
This is perfect.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's classy, but hot.
Exactly.
Thank you.
I was like, you know, like my bosses and coworkers are going to be here.
So I don't really want to get too sexy, but I feel like this is still sexy, but it's still like classy
But also like elegance and like still like very like, you know
Um, you know, I met up with I met Buster
And Buster said that's my boo. Yeah. Yeah, Buster said that you and I should go get a
Burger at burger shot together. What does that mean? Oh, did he? Yeah, he did
Maybe just thought like we were both hungry, you know, like you needed food. I needed food
Oh, I'm sorry, because I didn't see you on it.
I was here today.
I would like to see her if you find her.
Oh, she is.
Wait, you haven't seen her?
No.
I haven't seen her.
She was really nervous.
She might be out front with security if you want to go to the front.
Okay, I'll just wait for her.
Yep, yep.
Are you nervous?
Are you excited?
How are you feeling?
I'm excited.
Um, nervous, but I'm excited.
I spoke to Benji.
He confirmed he is going to do the 10 K bits.
Perfect.
Hey.
We'll start it off.
Hi.
Good to see you.
You too.
Thank you so much for being a little bit lenient on the
outfits.
It's just I have my bosses are here and coworkers and I don't
think I could be as sexy as I want to.
Hey, that's fine.
That's really fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, um, are you excited?
How do you feel?
Um, I'm feeling good because we're making a lot of money here.
I love my life.
But, um, so you're just going to be the in the auction.
I'm, I, yeah, I am at the very end.
Okay.
Okay, that's good.
It'd be fun.
I'm just going to find and great.
I can feel.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Also, anything suspicious, suspicious.
just let me know, okay?
Okay, let me know if you need anything, okay, girl?
You get any weird vibes.
Let me know, because.
I got you.
I got you, girls.
Okay.
What you called?
Thanks, love.
Are you feeling like,
are you feeling good about whoever wins?
I mean, I'm nervous.
Do you talk to chatterbox?
Yeah, but we got off topic
started talking about other things and then we got interrupted and so I had to leave early so
yeah so unfortunately I didn't really get to talk to him about the auction but
I think I'll be fine that's okay oh hi Benji oh Benji what are you doing back here this is for
staff yeah your security is shit and I didn't get to go wherever I want anyway so what's up guys
Okay, um, would you please escort this gentleman out of the
I will leave in my own volition
Benji, no!
Oh, he's always playing hard to get.
Oh my god, he's so easy.
Yeah, he is.
That's why I like him. It's funny.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Is the music gonna be okay? It's very, uh,
copy.
Listen, you know what?
Tough times, I think. To be honest, it's Loki kind of a miracle we have anything playing.
Oh, okay, I see.
We're literally, we're literally playing it through a microphone on the side of the stage.
Oh my god.
Someone is playing it, someone is playing it on their phone into a microphone, which is then being projected on the speakers.
Listen, we make do with what we, with what we have.
Yeah, better than nothing.
Okay, yes.
Also, check in here.
I haven't seen him for a long time, but I'm sure he'll be here.
Oh, he's coming. I ran into him at the convenience store and I was like,
What are you doing? And he's all dressed up and stuff. So I was like, oh, I mean,
Did he look hot? He looked good at least.
Girl, of course.
Yeah, I hardly recognize him for a second.
So he's like protective in a hot way, not in like a toxic, un-controlling.
No, he's actually the most grounded person I know. So I'm a little,
I like believe that he is just being protective, but I don't really need protection. I feel like everyone else does
Part of me worries that he's a little bit. I'm like torn on it part of me worries that he's a little bit too like
For you, but but the other part of me is like well, honestly
I don't think you know him very well
Maybe I don't listen. I could be a bad judge of character to be honest
I don't know him that well every time I speak to him. He's just like hello Jordan. Hello. I mean, he is very professional
But he's okay. He's definitely like
shown signs of
Playfulness like one time I took my cop gear. This is secret. Okay
Okay, of course, okay
I brought my taser and my handcuffs and I cuffed him up and played 20 questions wait that's hot
Yeah, I love that. No, no's another time where I saw a helicopter was like, oh my god
that looks like so much fun and he was like well do you have a gun?
I was like oh so he was oh pretty much alluding to stealing the helicopter for us
but I was like no no no. So I think she's you know I think there's a side to him and he just don't know yet yeah also when I found out that he was part of a sex cult that had like 20 people in it I was like what is that I keep hearing about that is that even real I think so I mean I keep
hearing about it and he keeps saying that it was real just not in the way that we all think it is so
um yeah I think he's just a bit mysterious he has a lot of walls but I'm breaking it down
right right okay well so you don't so we should be fine you don't need me to bid on you we should
be all good I think it's fine no matter what I know Benji's here I agree he said he would and like
also I agree my friend Rhodes said he would do 20k so I think we're good I
think so too I think everything's gonna be fine there's gonna be no problems
perfect just don't just don't panic okay okay and we'll definitely get food at
burger shop in the future okay okay no no no in 15 minutes okay I'll just chill
here then because it's a lot out there I would yep I would stay back here I
I would not go out there.
Okay.
How are you?
Okay.
I mean, I kind of want to see what the stage looks like,
because it's different now, right?
You want a peek here?
Yeah, because I haven't.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's so different.
Is it?
I mean, I think so.
Is it not?
I mean, I don't know, girl.
I wasn't here like years, years back.
I'm pretty sure it looks different
or maybe I'm just crazy.
It could also be the nerves.
Listen, you're gonna do awesome.
Oh, by the way, is there anything you want us to say?
Like you want Carmella to announce about you
when you go out?
Oh, yes.
Oh, I would love a blurb.
Okay, maybe something like.
A blurb.
Maybe like, maybe something along the lines of,
Okay, we have, oh God, there's so much to say about me.
I'm trying to figure out what's the most important things to say.
Well, definitely like the most desired in the city, I would say, you know, cop in the day,
something at night, you do something cute with that.
Lawyer by rights.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, first name Ray, last name Mund, that'd be good.
Um, now XCG criminal.
That's a good one.
Okay, XCG criminal now, officer and lawyer.
First name Ray, last name Mund.
Okay, I like it. I like it.
Perfect. I sent that to Carmela. Okay
All right, you've got this everything's gonna go great I
Feel good about it. I'll come back and check on you in a little bit. Thank you. I'll be here. Okay you bet
Okay, yeah, she is a cop
But everyone should know
Where's the sit, emote place?
One, two, three, four.
Sit?
What?
Okay, I guess we just wait now. Miss you. Thanks for subbing. Thank you. No one knows
she's undercover. No one knows I'm on the clock. Also, it's fine if people find out,
like it's whatever. It allows RP. It's fine, whatever. Excited. I'm just very curious
how it's going to play out.
Whose song is this?
I know we're making money.
I love that we're on shift right now.
This is April's song.
April and the bimbos.
Oh!
From a long time ago.
It's fine. Turn phone notice back on for this. Oh, for Alvin. No, because I'm worried other
people are going to message too. It's fine if I don't report to Alvis every two seconds.
Like he knows I'm busy. It's fine. Who does Raymond want to win?
Um, Raymond right now, she really, really, really wants girl, girlhood, like she wants
friendship.
I mean, she's devastated about April.
She misses April.
Um, she's trying to repair her friendship with Kitty and Gigi.
She's just, she just wants some girlfriends, you know, as, uh, uh, you know, in a while,
I'm in April. April hasn't contacted Raymond and Raymond hasn't seen her.
Raymond's reached out but no text back yet so but in reality OOC like Foosley's
just like not she's over simulated with GTA so she doesn't really want to.
Oh hello.
I'm mad at you.
Did I do?
You didn't help me get fucking dressed.
I didn't have time.
I had to go to prison to visit Chad.
Look at my pinks.
Do you think my pinks match?
They don't.
Why are you wearing that?
I know.
Carable.
I honestly, I don't think you actually needed help.
I thought you just wanted me to hang out.
You actually need help?
Oh my God.
No, no, maybe I did just want to hang out.
Miss Mom, maybe it was that.
Oh, OK.
OK, well, what were you saying before I got you?
I'm sorry.
No, I also went to the prison.
And well, I couldn't visit him because I
think he was trying to break out at the time.
They had it on lockdown, and I got stuck inside of there.
I see, I see.
Yeah, I told him I would go visit.
My dad's out of town for a while,
so I thought it would be fine to visit him while he's in prison.
went in and um you know we were having a really deep conversation and then Carmine
burst through the doors and ruined everything and I had to leave early it
was crazy. Yep Carmine Costello will do that. Would you like a private lap dance?
Oh, so are you dancing today or are you I'm on break you're on a break was that
until well I had to give several lap dances and I had to give some to women
oh okay well women are hot so what's the problem I don't know what I'm supposed
to do just like someone said I'm supposed to get their tits wet or something like milk
their tits I don't know how to do that I mean you can always helicopter dick I can't I have
a confession it's very cold inside of here I'm a grower okay I'm a grower okay nothing
wrong with that something about the motion of the ocean or something I had to stuff by
trunks no yeah okay I think they have
surgeries for that right oh yeah like I
think Drake got one it's like a it's like
a BBL but for your penis oh okay you
can just get that you'll be fine so are
you also part of the auction are you
just like dancing I was gonna be a part
of the auction because I'm trying to
have some park rangers bid for me. I have crushes on like three of them. But all of them are sleep
down. Oh, so you're not going to get the auction part? No, no, no. Three rangers, you just want to
date a ranger or what? Well, I've always been kind of a badge bunny. That's why I married Peach.
That's also why I was in love with Leo Slacks, who I think is dead now.
Badge Bunny. Yeah, that's funny.
Maybe that's why I am now, too.
We could start a game called Badge Bunny, the little BBs.
OK, OK, well, you are in a different sense.
Hey, maybe not the best time to ask this, but OK.
Well, because you always wore the rabbit mask and now you're a cop.
Also on another note.
Yeah, was hey, maybe this isn't the best time to ask this soundly I'm really dressed for the conversation
But I did it go well with mr. Box
We'll catch up later. Yeah, you know what let's get
Hey, can you guys stop coming through the fucking back door
the back door. Oh, I know the
back door is open. Stop coming
to the back door. Hey, listen,
we're going to the back door.
Let's go say hi to some people.
I think I've calmed down a little
bit.
I'm going to go back there.
Thank you.
Ray, is everything okay?
Do you need help? Is everything okay?
Oh, I'm totally good.
I just wanted to look around and see what's going on here.
Yeah, just making sure.
Oh, we got security in here too. Wow.
Amazing.
Yeah, they hold it down.
Oh, my God.
Oh
My god, okay Wow, okay
your dancer. I don't have one. Oh my god.
Yeah, I know. I can make big bucks in your door, Nick.
Maybe I'll come watch. Don't worry. There's so many people.
What are you doing?
Puss one?
Puss one.
Oh, OK.
That's great.
You're getting muscle, that.
What?
Yeah.
Who's this?
This is fun.
Hey, you got a new way of going.
Thank you.
My God.
I heard you kidnapped the Don's on this.
I'm gonna go back to the rest of the world and see if this is going to be a good thing.
But Kate was left with dance because she needs to shoot.
I think it's gonna be so hard to hear.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if all the voices are working.
Is that Bailey?
Yeah, Bailey we should have changed.
I did not hear it.
But I think there's a hundred percent.
It's so loud.
It's so loud.
Are we meeting?
Hi Bailey.
I just, uh, sorry I wasn't able to call you the other day.
Oh no, I had a million and one things happening.
Do you still need to talk later?
No, I was more so, uh, starting with the more stuff you should be doing.
I think y'all just want to get you to see where you're at with your whole office.
Oh. Okay. I mean, we can catch up later.
We can talk later.
Yeah, I'll tell you everything.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, um, trying to think if there's anything else.
Yeah, um, mostly just for friendship and money.
Not the deep part.
Oh no, I'm the same.
I'm hoping one of my friends wins.
I told Rhodes said that he's going to be 20k, which is nice.
I did tell Berek not to bid.
You know, because he doesn't have to do that.
Oh, you're aware.
Welcome and everyone we will be starting the auction soon.
Make sure you have the money to spend some excellent dates that we will be auctioning off.
Welcome to the grand premiere of the vanilla unicorn!
Thank you.
Oh my god, is that Sina?
Alright, well don't have a lot of money.
Is that her?
I see who you think I see who you think
What do you think I see
Yeah, I see
Say you roads
I swear I'm here for
This Ramon
Are you bidding today?
Oh my god!
Only on Pixie.
One of the best girls looking to interview me actually.
It was on the auction, right?
If anyone else bids me a fucking...
Not killed them.
Okay, wait, you have duty.
She's over there telling everyone she's a level 20 succubus.
I heard Gigi, where is she?
I didn't know you were there too.
You looked like a pimp.
What?
Yeah, it was crazy.
Oh, well, you know.
You had a group laugh dance?
Yeah, it was a group laugh dance.
Yeah, a group laugh dance.
Yeah.
Why would you do that to me?
Were you back there two votes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you back there, two votes?
Were you back there with Tess like it in the lap dance?
I was, yeah.
Oh, my god.
OK, but listen, it's because I'm a good friend,
and Dixie has always been nice to me.
What about your husband?
A bit in dark, but she's a hero now,
and I'm here for the better.
I'm out there.
I'm here for you.
You've got to wait on her, Tessie.
This is the important part.
That's true.
I think it's great to support the women.
Actually, that's true.
You're still putting him to you, he's supporting the girls.
That's true, and we love him.
Well, I'm here.
It's something deeper.
Oh, thank you so much.
I was told the dress code was like lingerie, but I have co-work this year, and I didn't
want to be too sexy, but I still want to be sexy, you know?
That's too much.
Hi, Big Dick.
What's up, Big Key?
Hey, what's up?
What'd he say?
Okay, hi!
Hi, how are you guys?
I'm super sexy in front of...
You know, like...
Oh!
I lost!
I'm angry, I am...
I understand.
Hey, it's great, could I borrow something?
Of course!
I don't work here.
I'm not awkward.
Oh, why do you look like you're first?
Where'd you go?
Oh, sorry, I lost you.
I can't piece you with another sexy woman.
It's it is so there is so many people. I've never seen so many people here before
Did you have a catchphrase because I don't think they sent me one for you. Oh
I'm going last. Yeah, I'm going
So I had told Jordan Jordan said she was gonna tell you or maybe she's doing it. Oh
It was just something along the lines of what do you have I have
And now the hottest commodity of the night, the beautiful Raymon.
And I just feel like we could do something better, you know?
Uh, oh wow.
Maybe something along the lines of Los Santos Heartbreaker, the one and only X-X criminal,
XCG criminal, now officer and uh, upcoming lawyer.
name Ray last name Mond. Is that too much? No, no, that's perfect. Thank you. I just
wanted to make sure you had something similar to like the other girls. Oh, is it great?
Oh, perfect. Yeah, that's perfect. Are the other girls like is a similar length and
stuff and like similar vibe? It's like that, like talking about like she gets all the
boys going crazy. Like, oh, okay. Yeah, I think that's something that we should go for.
She's beautiful. Oh, there's so much more than that. Thank you. I'm so excited. I'm so scared. Why?
Hey, why are you scared?
Are you stressed? Mr. C is here and I'm in love with him
Mr. C. I want to bounce on his big belly and I love him so much and yesterday he like daughters owned me
No, I want him to see me as his future wife. Wait, who's Mr. C? He is like four years older than me
Where's like an all-white suit? He's like pretty fat
And he's an old man, but he's really sexy. Hey listen introduce me to him and I will I can help we man you
Okay, yeah, I got you
We're not
It's Raymond I don't think he recognizes me
Looks so good
I think I'm trying to say, you look great.
You look great.
Thank you.
Love the hair.
Love the face.
Have you been in an auction?
Oh, can I have a look?
Okay, looks so good.
I think you can start.
I think all the girls have to go now.
Oh, okay.
Are you excited or nervous?
I'm just going to do it.
Excuse me.
Are you being a little...
Are you being a little...
It's a proxy.
I'm going to watch you.
You look so good.
I'm going to watch you.
Thanks.
You look fun.
Oh, of course.
Where you look
Be lined up right over there, okay?
Yeah, I'd like to oh yeah, just come grab me. I'll be near the front of the stage
No, no, you can just watch anywhere you want I'll come and grab you when it's we're kind of getting to the
I
Want eight four one
God it's so many people I'm good. How are you?
I mean who what is that's right. All right, I like the alpha
Hey, how are you doing? Oh, I was gonna say hi to you
No, I mean hello, sorry. No, I was I was just clarifying that I was saying hi over hello Gigi
Yes, I mean, okay
No, it's it's fine. I I was clarifying that I was saying hi
to
Is that L?
Are you excited are you nervous? How do you feel?
She's talking to you, she's talking to you, because you're the one that's being up for
auction right now.
Wait, Elle, are you in this?
No, no, I'm not in this.
Oh, you're not?
No, I got fruit.
No, I'm not in this.
Oh my god, I thought, oh my god, I thought you were.
Why aren't you?
I got fruit.
You, me or her?
You bet!
Holy shit!
I thought you were in this!
I thought you were in this!
Why the fuck are you in it? Why are you in it?
Want some fruit, double?
Oh my god, anyways.
I just can't wait to see how this event goes, honestly. I think it's gonna be a good one.
I think it's gonna be a good one.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Seven?
Hey!
Who the fuck is seven?
I'm the seven?
Oh, seven.
All right everyone, I said she was ready to start.
Go ahead and take your places for the date option.
Thank you.
Lots of incredible dates about to be did.
I wanted to talk to you.
Get a good seat.
Yeah, a good seat.
That's a good seat.
I'm talking to Seven.
Oh yeah, sorry, she's talking to me.
She's not talking to you, right?
Would you like, OK, Elle, you know what, Elle?
It's so nice to talk to you.
You look so pretty, babe.
You look beautiful.
Would you like to come over here?
Seven, seven.
You want to hang out later and catch up?
I feel like we should get to know each other.
I'm sorry, I don't know you very well.
I was talking to Gigi, not you.
Ray, do you want to sit on my lap?
Oh, Gigi, these are your friends, huh?
Sounds weird.
Yeah, me and, oh, no, she's over.
This is me and Seven go way back, like, you know.
Oh, I was going to talk shit about me.
That's why she's in Rune Me, is that what it is?
Excuse me?
Oh, I'm not in Rune Me.
I just, you know, I was just talking to Gigi.
Okay, and I said it would be nice to hang out and get to know each other and you said I don't know you
that's so rude.
I mean, because you know I'm not gonna just talk to GGM, you know, know her more, you know, because it's
Okay, yeah, we have a good time talking to GGM, but just know
we go way back
and you'll never, you'll be, we go way back too, we go way back too, compete
Alright?
I don't need to compete with you, I'm having fun with your pet
I was going to defend you okay, I was literally about to just defend you, okay, wait, um that
was me.
Alright, she's not a pet.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
That twinkles.
He does good.
He does good.
You're funky.
You got.
Is that a furrow?
I love you.
She can't fumble something she's never had, so.
Hi.
Sorry.
Hi.
I think it's a little bit of a problem.
something she's never had.
Sorry, sorry. Hi, Miggles.
Yay!
Okay, hello everyone.
Hi, thank you so much for coming out.
This is the first event ever at the vanilla unicorn.
And it is so beautiful and so amazing to see so many of you here.
I hope you brought a lot of money.
Because we have a lot of gorgeous girls and boys backstage
ready to take it all. I'm gonna start out by introducing our first lady that's
gonna come out for the auction tonight. It's the place to give it up for Little Red.
She is gorgeous and she's absolutely beautiful and this clown has over 400
Pokemon cards and means they were asking for all the girls that are going to be
auctioned to go to the back like
okay okay
ever you'll have an incredible date together amazing time
so let's take a bidding at $100
we have one right here right here
$100 you have two one thousand dollars
$1,000 fucking dollars!
$1,500!
$1,500!
Push your hands up!
$1,000!
Oh my god! Right over here!
We have $2,000 to look at!
You guys can do better than that!
Do I have $2,100?
$2,000 doing once!
$2,000 going twice!
$2,000!
$2,000 going twice!
$2,000!
$5,000!
Woo!
Woo!
Gentlemen, make sure to come to me.
You give me the money.
Amazing, amazing.
Take a bow, careful, you deserve it.
I'm surprised that...
It's not lagging.
More.
Alright, incredible.
Great job, everyone.
All right, next up we have someone very very gorgeous
Now miss Vivian over here, she is
She has great thighs and breasts
Very, very gorgeous and cheap.
You can introduce yourself, honey.
Make sure to show.
Amazing!
Let's do it!
$500 for Miss Vivian!
$500!
Oh right, $500!
Do I have $600?
$1000!
$5,000
$12,000!
Oh Jesus!
$12,000!
$15,000!
What the hell!
For me, Vivian going once.
Gonna be going twice.
That's a lot of scenes.
Last chance, gentlemen.
And...
What's the bidder?
What's my name?
7, like this?
That's $15,000.
Like this?
Is it S-E-V-Y-N?
Who did the bid?
Who did the bid?
Straight down the middle.
Yeah, there's a hand sub, honey.
She's gonna be sold to the mad right over there. Thank you so much
I don't know if this is too much of a nuisance for others.
Henry, thanks for the five gifts, dude. Thank you.
Okay, everyone. Amazing, amazing. Hopefully you can all hear me.
I'm gonna try not to come around.
So sorry about that.
Okay, next up, we are going to call out Miss...
Oh, that is not what I was going to call her.
But we're going to call him his Foxy or Roxy!
What a mother of a c!
She's so pretty!
And so beautiful!
Look at her!
How cute!
You've been doing this!
So, so, so gorgeous!
Okay, I guess we're sort of bidding out
with $2,000 for me.
Pretty sure.
$3,000!
$3,000!
$4,000!
$4,000!
$4,000!
$5,000!
$7,000!
$7,000! Okay!
Come on, boyfriends, you can do better for now!
Do I have anyone that has $10?
$10,000 for a taste of this?
Crazy!
There's not a single keychip face!
$10,000!
$10,000!
$10,000!
Do we have any other bidders
for this gorgeous lady over here
I'll do anything
She'll do it
Alright, $10,000
What's the name?
$10,000 going twice?
$11,000
$11,000
Oh my gosh, she is so hot
I don't know
Do we have 12?
Do we have 12?
We're the Hellish Center. I'm trying to find her care.
I don't have $30,000 going once.
What is going on?
$11,000?
Can't take this as $5,000.
Watch it us up, son of a cunt.
$11,000?
She's late!
I couldn't see him.
Where's he going?
$50,000.
$15,000 to Ken's on my hand.
I'm sold.
much what can summer please stand up and go to the lady in the blazer to go
ahead and pay is being used so much
absolutely crushing right all right next up I would like to call out
Come on out Lucy! Big wrap with a good head!
Now Miss Lucy runs this burger shop like the Navy. She is a boss bitch in charge.
She is a queen and she is quite the dominant lady.
So it would be a beautiful day for you all up there.
Three thousand dollars for this!
I know we can't afford that.
Five thousand.
How much is that?
$5,000 over here!
Do we have more?
$6,000!
$6,000! Who said that?
I'll show you Michael Wake up did!
Oh!
What's your bid at?
He is gorgeous!
$6,000!
She is gorgeous! You'll have the best
date ever!
$6,000!
Very good! This is $5.6!
What?
Come on, I know you broke motherfuckers got a little bit more than that, come on.
Don't be coming to an auction and being greedy.
$6,000. Thank you. $7,000. Beautiful, beautiful.
Okay, do you want to leave?
$7,000 going once. Can't we get to $10,000?
$7,000 going twice.
It's a beautiful moment. Okay, now I'm going to go back.
$7,000.
Come on!
So, to the gentleman right back over there, thank you so much.
Please step up to the lady in the blazer and go ahead and pay.
Thank you so much, Miss Elluci.
So beautiful and so gorgeous.
All right.
Incredible, incredible.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for you to eat your heart out, boys.
Because she is the apex predator, please welcome the lion
Okay, Karla
First lady she is
The first lady, the first female,
all right we're gonna start debating at $5,000 for Miss Carla.
Come on, bitch.
Come on, yourself.
That's a lower.
You would not be in the game for $1,000 or lower.
$5,000, can't we get $6,000 for Miss Lioness?
Come on, I know you guys got some murder.
It's at $5,000.
I see all you guys at the fucking farm and patch every time I go
You people
Oh it is her
It'll be the very last day of this
I'm talking to Barry
I'll enjoy his long walks on the beach
Margaritas and rogues
Oh my god
Must run into family because so do I
Alright, $5,000
$5500
Oh my god, $6000
Wow, Westfield
What is he doing?
$7000
Perfect
Can we get to 10?
$7000
$8000
Two cart in the front
It wasn't Kirk!
That was Kirk, it was Kirk!
10,000 dollars!
Incredible!
Kirk?
10,000 dollars!
That's Kirk!
10,000 dollars!
Why?
Yeah, I was gonna try.
10,000 dollars!
No!
Don't make your church just stop!
You're the most beautiful.
Wait, I just...
No!
Sting, sting, sting, ding, ding!
The winner, winner!
It's a purple dinner!
Beautiful!
Make a stop at the restaurant Carla,
and Kirk, please be sure to go ahead and pay.
Alright!
Well, you know what I'm saying.
Next up we are going to call Miss Dixie Dixie.
I'm the favorite.
Come on out, sweetie.
She is gorgeous.
I don't know.
She is beautiful.
She's ready to rock your world.
My night.
Come on, Dixie.
This is so itchy.
Oh, my.
Did you get the money?
Honestly, Raymond doesn't know.
The man pay.
You better choose her.
Hey, everybody.
This is Miss Dixie.
If they go ahead and do a little spin, honey, there you go.
Beautiful, big, young, and big boy.
Can we start the bidding at $2,000?
$5,000.
$5,000.
$6,000.
$6,000.
$6,000.
$6,000.
You have to remember that one.
Perfect.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
$7,000.
Delicacy oh, just gonna quite the gift to us all
Really
Los Santos for showing up very very beautiful. Next to the stage we're going to call a
Legally Jai by the name of Brokeback Buster! $6,000! $6,000! $6,000!
He is a virgin agonicologist and a feminist serpentinian at $10,000! $12,000!
I'm gonna do it.
Ten thousand dollars!
Who said that?
Montez Montez Montez Montez
Come on!
Alright, ten thousand do we have?
Eleven.
Twelve thousand.
Two thousand dollars.
Oh yeah, keep it coming.
Keep it coming.
Twelve thousand dollars.
What the f**k am I?
Ladies and gentlemen
It's a great policy to give you a free chat and explain the patriarchy to you, like a man's choice.
2001! 2001! Can we get to $30,000 for Mr. Buster?
Yeah, we can!
Matt?
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can Buster!
The Buster!
$111!
$13,000!
$13,000!
$13,000! $13,000! $13,000!
Hello?
Don't ever kick me in the face again, Buster.
Or I'm taking my hat off.
You liked it.
$13,000!
Somebody else would like it too.
Buster, if you want to get kicked to the face, ladies,
I'll do it for you.
$13,000!
I'm going once!
$13,000!
Going once!
Hi!
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, ladies.
Once!
and a lifetime
and
and
sold
for it to the best
winner
thank you
thank you
beautiful
well done
do you know what's that guy's like?
pop stars or something?
really comfy twinkles thank you
you know what's that guy's like?
Oh, right, that's fine.
Next up, we're going to call out Miss Tigris.
No, that's a call.
And now, honey, ooh.
Now, for Miss Tigris, make sure that you come for the roar.
But stay for a part.
With ears like that, I wonder what she gets up to.
You know, she's thinking deeply.
Can we start?
Ooh, that was a good one.
Can we start the bidding?
Add $2,000.
$3,000.
$5,000 for me and Higress.
She's a real animal, gentlemen.
Prrrrrrrrrr!
Oh, my God!
$5,000.
Two out of here.
Six!
She is gorgeous.
Like, just like she is so beautiful.
You have an amazing time with our
6,000
$6,000
to the bear in the back or the middle. I believe
Gorgeous with a bop like that, you know, she's serious
$6,000
Tigress going once
Do we have $6,000 everyone
$6,000 going twice
Thank you for the $7,000.
Mighty, thank you for the $7,000.
A gift from our heads of subbing.
Thank you so much.
$7,000 going once for Miss Tigress.
$7,000 going twice.
And sold $7,000 for Miss Tigress.
Beautiful.
Where to go?
you K-Lit for summer and thank you.
I'm going to go ahead and give your bells.
Great job.
What do you mean?
You've got us over there.
We've been in for a tiger.
Was it over here?
Yeah, it was nice.
Right this way.
All right, all right.
Next step, we are going to go ahead.
Oh, my God.
We're going to go ahead and call Gearth Quake.
Come on out to the stage, Gearth Quake.
Let me see what you've got over here.
Oh
Do we see three
$5,000 for mr. Gertz quay. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I'll rock your world
Sweet man, but he has that dark side to him too. I'm sure you'll all want to see it
Do we see $5,000?
for
This is a very good 5,000. Thank you. Thank you
I think you're gonna need to get a six, sweetie, because we have two people at Euling with you
Okay, why don't you do it yourself? You're going to be great. Don't worry. You've got this.
Where are the people in?
Oh, yeah. Well, I'm going to see what's going on.
Allegedly.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm just going to do this one.
Oh, beautiful.
Then cross my arms.
That's it.
Anime is amazing.
All right.
All right.
Everyone, everyone's all got to do is everyone.
You can't really see sweat out there so it's fine.
Maybe.
You're like a little spuckle.
Fuck.
I drank too much caffeine and now I'm like extra sick.
I'm like nervous.
Like so nervous.
I drank too much caffeine and now I'm like
extra sick. I'm like nervous, like so nervous.
$6,000 going
twice. Got it.
I pulled this sink.
It's just too much attention, you know what I mean? Like it's just too many people
watching from so many different streams. It's just too much.
Oh, wait, oh, girl, it's way to go.
Go ahead, uh.
OK, next up, we're going to come to the stage, Louie Morolls.
What's going on?
Oh, my god.
That's great.
I feel sick.
Come on, Louie.
What would Raven do?
What would Raven do?
Morolls, Morolls.
She's not nervous at all.
Morolls, Morolls.
This alien is ready to block.
What was that?
Oh, my god.
Oh, did you see that?
Look at him.
Ladies!
I can't hear you, sorry.
Look.
Oh, did you see the hat over there?
Oh!
Uh, Kinsama?
Yeah, he ran that way.
Where'd he go?
Yeah, that way.
He ran that way.
Oh, what?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you guys bought this?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, there's your list.
You got Bill's savings.
You're right, you're right.
You got Bill's savings.
Save a horse and ride a cowboy.
No.
and ride a cowboy
and it could be the day
don't take no finance
a bridge
thank you
good luck
oh he rocks
read read
oh a lot of degree
he's smiling
read a book to you or some shit like that
do we like reading anymore
i don't know
but
$3,000
$3,000
excellent good job
thank you so much Louie, thank you, thank you
now I believe we have one more contender for the night
Double check here.
Wait, really?
Just go out there anyways.
One more? One more?
One more?
What?
Wait, maybe you should go tell them?
right there
I know them
ex-criminal
now officer and lawyer
oh god
oh
okay
$10000
$10000
$10000
that's what they did
thank you
$20,000
$50,000
He literally doesn't have that. I'm sorry. I got
No
Okay, well what do we take the bidding back to uh, 20,000 do we see?
23,000
15 or 50
Okay, we're still at 23,000
$24,000
$24,000
$24,000
$30,000
$30,000
Oh my goodness
$40,000
$40,000
Oh my
$40,000
Highest bid of the night
$40,000
Okay
$40,000
Is there anything that you would like to say about 50,000 dollars?
Oh my god.
She sure is a hot commodity.
She likes to say things.
She's bidding $1,000 for Ms. Red.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Damn well.
What's the $7,000?
I don't know if anyone's gonna be able to do that.
$7,000! $4,000!
Oh my god!
How much was that?
$80,000!
$80,000 for Ms. Ray!
Are we sure that we have this money to spend?
If not, we should have the gun!
$100,000 for Ms. Ray Mudge!
What?
Oh my god!
What's going on?
Is there anyone else that could help this $100,000 bid?
$100,000.
Or Raymont?
$110,000.
Wait, whoa.
Okay.
I just wanted it.
I couldn't get any more.
Okay.
$110,000 for Miss Raymond.
Okay.
Going wild.
That's amazing.
$110,000 going into the wild.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Oh my God.
Is that $120?
Yeah, why not?
That's $5.
$4.
Yeah.
$120,000.
That's two twinkles.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Two twinkles, okay. Oh my god. This shit is lit
Jesus Christ
Is anyone brave enough to rate that high for miss
What is that?
What is that?
Which clown was that?
Oh god.
We need to confirm
was that a real bid?
It sounded like a call from Tyler.
It sounded like a call from Tyler.
It sounded like a call from Tyler.
Who's that?
Alright, $125,000.
Two twinkles.
In one.
Go win.
Coming out to this event, feel free to have some drinks at the bar, stay, socialize, meet
some more people and enjoy.
And if you did bid and win, be sure to enjoy your day.
Thank you all so much for coming down and looking forward to coming down.
Okay.
Okay.
Well.
Okay, um, okay, well, twinkles, okay, what do we do about that?
What do we do about that?
I stare at the corner.
What do I do about that?
Apparently there is going to be a VIP raffle.
Raffle, okay.
What do I do about that?
Apparently there is going to be a VIP raffle.
Raffle, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, are you Jean?
Oops, oops, oops, oops.
Uh-oh.
I heard, I heard you bid.
Thank you so much for that God, what do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
can you explain yourself please oh yeah you were gonna you were excited for our
date oh um yeah you know I was yeah because um well there was a day and
and was gonna you know I was gonna update everybody to win the day you know
I just like have a cool time and like
Just seem like the cool thing to do and everyone else was doing it and whenever it else does something
I kind of I should do it too, you know, cuz it just kind of makes sense
So like I just wanted to you know get it on the train basically
Okay, okay out anyways, it doesn't have to be noxious. Can I find my AI girl?
Yes, and Mickey
Oh, us and Mickey?
Yes.
This is going to be the best date ever.
We'll make it a double date.
OK.
Is that what it feels like?
When I do that to people, is that what it's like?
How many people do you have bidding on you at this auction?
Lunch on me.
Congrats, very happy for you. This is not sass, by the way. I can't convey the tone. It's Jackie with.
Thank you.
I'm confused why.
Oh.
I'm done. Everything okay? That was a good event, huh?
Sorry, I saw the door was unguarded. Just making sure everything is okay in here.
I was just about to text you. Oh, hello. How are you good? Oh, congratulations on the winnings. That's lots of money
Yeah, I'm a little confused
But it is a lot so I'll put us a good use lucky man is waiting outside. I'd be the
Hey, yeah, maybe I should go
Yeah, I heard you were a cop.
Yeah, I heard you were a cop.
Okay, co-worker.
Hi.
I don't know what to do with you.
We're gonna make people ride the lightning.
The lightning, yeah.
Yeah, tasers.
That was a really big bid, Miss Raymine.
Yeah, I'm surprised.
Now, y'all have fun. Good to see you.
You knocked that out of the park.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, yeah, just a guy running.
That's off the door.
Hi.
Hey. Hey.
How's it going?
We're good.
How are you?
Good.
Just a little confused this morning.
Take you out to lunch.
Okay
So we can sign in now the courthouse
Okay, show me how to do it later
I gotta find twinkles
So many people um, there's no building twinkles. Yeah, there's no building
You- You- What was- What's- Ah! You didn't like the picture?
Are you going to take a picture of him back? Ali is this where we're going?
Break off!
Yeah! Hold! A tickles have been yelled at right now! We'll be back!
Come here.
Okay, are you... Settling out for what happened?
He's gonna he's got a page, you know, she just wants to talk right now. Okay, drinkers. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry to me
You won't forget
Okay
Hey
You lied to me
You lied to me
Yeah, it was yeah, I did yeah
Also, where did you get a hundred over a hundred thousand dollars? Where'd you get that?
What are you guys doing? And also, why were the clowns bidding against each other? I don't understand.
Boy, you see, we actually got three hundred and thirty-two K, actually.
What?
Everybody's kind of putting money. Everybody.
Why?
I don't think it says everybody. It means everybody, like everybody.
Why?
Um, well, you know, we heard you were being going to the auction, so we're like,
we gotta run a bank?
We don't have to buy a bank.
Well, what do you mean we don't have to?
I mean, I would have just seen you anyways, you don't have to do that.
Yeah, but you know, it's the Crown Way and...
means we get to hang out before you have to worry about going to work and all that stuff, you know.
Yeah, I feel like I could take a week off and not have to worry about working.
It just...
You know, we've...
That's a lot of money.
Okay, okay.
Okay, well then what...
You don't need to use it on anything anyway.
What are we doing then?
Oh!
What do you want to do then?
We're gonna have fun!
I can't... I can't break my clean record!
No, no, now to where you're gonna go!
I like that, not like that.
We're not gonna do that.
Okay, like...
We gotta show you the fun house, do the lot of rooms there.
Oh, okay.
We're gonna find out.
Okay.
Okay, so we're going to a group seed
No, I mean this now. No, not right now, but I mean later. Yeah, whatever
Yeah, yeah, later. Yeah, you know, we're gonna go crazy for now. So never gonna have all this stuff planned
To make it enjoyable
Okay
Okay
Okay, okay. Well, I'm looking forward to it
Um, yes. Yes. We will. Okay. Yeah. You know, it's also some money in your pocket, too. Thanks.
What the fuck? Yeah.
You made my ladies available to them.
Oh. Son of a bitch.
So, you'll see you in a bit. Yeah.
Oh.
You in a bit.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the
room.
All right, honestly, nothing bad has
happened.
All right, very good. That's what we wanted.
Yeah, I'm surprised. Honestly, this is the best
case scenario.
Well, I mean, it could be better.
No, as soon as I heard five different parties
voting for you, and you mentioned $100,000,
I was a little bit on my toes.
There's no lot more to you.
90%.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I'm, uh, confused, but...
Hey.
Uh, you know what? I'll put it towards a nice car.
Oh, I guess...
I guess I want a fucking house.
A house, yeah.
I guess, uh...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Loose.
Um...
Okay, I need to clock off or something. I need a break.
Yeah, you have a date to...
Yeah.
Yeah, I think your car's right there.
Yeah, it is.
It's walked in.
You're right.
That is my plate.
That's me a lot of questions, though.
Oh, god.
I'm going to hold you to that line.
Doesn't sound very happy.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Not the motor's like.
It's right there.
6, 7.
You're going to do it?
I genuinely put it down.
Do you have a repair kit?
God, you broke my bike.
All right.
Let's get out of there.
All right.
First things first is we need to.
Lock out.
Yeah, well, I will.
I need to buy a car.
OK, no, we can't buy it right now.
I think walls lied to me.
He told me, uh, they were bidding on Wendy. He never lies.
Um, I mean, they'll send eventually.
I've seen locals pick up stuff today.
Who am I? I'm not sure.
Heckin. Thanks for babysitting me. Wait, he took photos of her? Wait, why do these look
so good though. Oh wait why are these looks so good? Wait you're actually a
photographer. Also, Breckers called and said he wants to hang out and I told him
We can do a double date
He's bringing his AI girlfriend
Pleasure you did not make it easy though you move around like a bunny rabbit
Okay, how many people know
Um, okay, I'm leaving, I'm bad.
Let's go get alcohol!
Where's the alcohol at?
store. What's it called exactly? Blockout first? No. Which is bar? Nope, bar doesn't
work. Is it maybe a convenience store?
Aquila Law? Oh, is this the only place we can get alcohol
maybe?
Let's go look.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Thank you, Syrips, for subbing.
Did you all call me a job?
Yep.
Ramon's distraught!
She's distraught right now.
She's just thinking about the freaking auction.
Auction she's thinking about how sad it is, but the clouds are doing this, you know without chatterbox
The lock going on there's also a lot of money
What?
What did that say?
Wait, did it pop up on the side?
How do I pull this up?
I think it's a, I could pull up the thing.
What?
What?
You need your gear?
Okay, you know what, they lock in.
They go back this patch phone app. Oh, it's an app
What do I see it alerts units officers no search for what I don't mind
uh nothing popped up it's a 9-1-1 call it was if it's 9-1-1 then I can't see it in there
I don't think.
Wait, why is this GPS?
It was from Tessa.
Maybe we just call Tessa.
It's not minus 1 because Raymond's on shift
and she can see the alerts because she's an undercover cop.
So it's actually plus 15.
Okay, uh, that's a-
Hello?
Hey!
Alright, I will-
Oh, what's going on?
Um, is Rhodes okay?
Oh, we got hit by a car.
Oh, okay.
His road's okay.
Oh, we got hit by a car.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. Is he okay?
Yeah, we were talking to someone
and then the locals went a little crazy
and then ran over both of me and Matt,
but they ran him over way worse.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're good, we're just getting medical.
Okay, he's fine.
He's like, not crying.
Yeah, he's fine.
OK, I just want to check in.
Well, he's crying, but he's fine.
He's all right.
OK, OK.
I love to get well soon.
Are you OK?
I mean, I got worried.
I saw the notification popped up as, you know, pop things.
And I'm not worried.
I'm also a little confused on why Twinkle's bid on me with so much money.
Did you know about this?
Uh, I knew there was a plan to bid on you, yeah.
Why?
Why?
Hmm?
I think they want to spend time with you.
Okay.
I was gonna, but I figured I'd get out.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot of money.
This yuckin' dorks outbid each other and stuff.
Oh my god.
But I don't think you should feel pressure or anything.
Are you okay with that?
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Okay.
Alright, thanks Tessa. I'll talk to you later.
Yeah. Bye-bye.
Ow.
But she's good, right? Hey
Officer Mon, are you good? Yeah, I was I was uh
I was heading back to the PD to clock out.
Okay, fantastic.
You're going to go off duty?
Uh, yeah.
Yes.
Wonderful.
All right.
Great job today.
Nobody got hurt and got the job done.
Yeah, I'm so glad that no one got hurt.
Really good.
Yeah.
$150,000, huh?
Damn.
I don't know why, but.
Maybe in the lifetime we've been at $200,000.
Anyways, you take care. Enjoy your night.
Bye Dawson.
I mean, commissioner.
Keep fucking calling him the wrong thing.
Uh, it's Daphne.
Saw you're back in town.
I would be sick to catch up some time.
Oh, Daphne.
What's Daphne's last name?
No, no.
Uh, ma-me-me- alone?
Like this?
Alone.
Yeah, I'm trying to catch up.
I actually don't really remember her relationship with her.
Okay, that was actually a minus one.
But I'm so up right now with the plus ones that it's okay if we lose a little bit, you know?
Oh, I need to go back to the PD.
That was actually a real minus one.
Actually, no, it's not.
It was not a minus one because Raymon's already
met her in the past.
So she's already heard about her last name.
So it's actually back to plus 15.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Just because Raymon or Valkyrie doesn't know,
doesn't mean that Raymon doesn't know.
Where's the PD at?
Oh, it's right here.
It looks different.
Pretty good car shopping.
I don't have the money yet.
Okay.
Thank you, Chimera, for the prime.
Thank you.
Thank you, Chimera, for the Prime.
Thank you so much.
We need to eat.
You travel like that on purpose?
Yeah.
I hope to get pulled over, and I hope
to get to my location faster.
So it's a win-win.
Let's see.
W efficiency.
Thank you, Aimee Head, for the Prime.
Thank you.
Okay.
You know what?
Tessa, and-
Did you turn in?
Tessa and Dawson getting hit by that car,
stopped Raymond from getting drunk on the job.
So that's interesting.
Oh, Janko, six of 10 gifted subs.
Don't need to change.
Can I not access my outfit here?
I guess I'll just stay in it.
Oh, hello.
Oh, uh, you're Ray, huh?
Yeah, Raymond.
You're, uh, were you doing okay yesterday?
I saw you got kidnapped.
Yeah, no, I'm, I was fine.
I'm surprised Quintin called you guys because who's on the phone with me when I was
They were attempting to hold me hostage, but I talked my way out of it
Pretty good at talking it's good. Yeah surprised everyone knows
Yeah, well good, you know a 911 call and it was kind of a big deal because you're cadet now also, you know
Can't take it lightly when one of ours again. Yeah, I appreciate how much effort everyone put in it's very nice
Yeah, I also saw that you're in the auction, the date auction.
Oh yeah, it just ended actually.
Yeah, $125,000.
Yeah, I don't know why, but here we are.
What do you mean you don't know why?
I just think there's intention behind the clowns doing that, and I can't help but think
But there's alternative reasons, but it's fine.
I'm going to do it, going out with them.
We'll see.
If you're worried about ulterior motives,
you should have the right to say no,
especially if you're not comfortable.
It's fine.
I mean, I've known them for a long time.
It's just one of them never lies, and they had lied to me.
So I just am a little confused.
I mean, if you don't want to go into it, you don't have to, but, you know, you could really
consider your own, like, safety and feelings before committing to, I guess, these kinds
of things, too.
I'm not afraid of them.
It's complicated, but I'll see you later.
I'm getting off shift right now.
Yeah.
Be safe.
I'm going to look for an FTO.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I need to make another casual outfit officer, not cadet, yeah, but it's
whatever. All right, locked off. Who cares? Yeah, people care. I mean, it's fine. Like,
it would have been good for her to know that Raymond's been promoted and she wasn't. You
know what I mean? Like, it's, it's good to mention that because it might stir a little
But as I saw, her shirt didn't have stripes,
but I kind of missed the window.
All right, let's go find a new casual outfit
and put the money away.
Or go check the phones we made today.
You King, thanks for the resum.
Welcome back.
That's so much money holy shit.
I'm going to have to like send it to her bank account.
I wasn't even half the class total.
I'm genuinely, I think I would have felt so bad
if they spent that much.
I think that's ridiculous.
Okay, let's see, paychecks.
I didn't even realize I was on shift for that long.
$4,000?
$23,000 while we're here, I might as well send there because 0 0 1 0 0 80 180, right?
I think I finally memorized it 101 and I think I'm on payment nine out of 27
Oh 29 9 out of 29
I think it's 29
You can pay it off in full suit. No, I think it's funnier if she just doesn't pay it off
34 for the 500 today. Oh, shit.
It's funny.
Perfect. But I could cross that off now.
All right, we paid Barrick.
We don't need to do that anymore.
We talked to Bailey.
All right.
Oh my gosh.
Oh wait.
Sign, sign, sign in as a lawyer.
Okay.
No, Raymond has not run into Cina's character yet.
I was hoping to do it at the VU, but I just never found her.
She left early.
who won the date twinkles did.
Um, she left to do crime.
Yeah, I'm surprised she left.
I feel it was a good place to meet people.
But it's also a good time to do crime because all the officers are there.
Yeah, there's a police officer right here.
My sports car. Yeah, we'll see. We'll go over options later.
All right, let's change. Yeah, phone notifications have been off.
I was expecting so many people to show for that event, but um, not that I was very surprised
like almost like almost what 105 thousand dollars on you that's amazing right yeah it's just that
it's just a lot of money a lot of money but it's like it's to repeat it repeats itself right
except this time chatty sure you're okay oh yeah so yeah that's why i'm a little confused on why they
were the clowns were bidding you know I just I I guess I was have you spoke to
any of them yeah I pretty much interrogated twinkles one it's in you
said yeah we're just gonna show you the fun house and I told was like I can't
break my clean record you know cuz he was have fun and I was like this and
like I can't do stuff like that with you and um yeah I just you want to dance trust me I get it um
listen if you want to hang out I mean it's kind of raining right now so maybe it's the worst time
to go school but you still want to do that we can maybe take your mind off it yeah um alcohol
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, okay, I can get some alcohol and then call me when you're
free and we'll get it going, okay? Okay, okay, thanks. Okay, just breathe, okay? You're
You're going to be fine.
Oh, this is about to be a shit show.
That material is imported.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, uh, just wanted to check in on you.
I'm fine. I'm doing great. How you doing?
Well, just a little overstimulated.
There's a lot of people and a lot of attention and a lot of.
Money, um,
don't enjoy the kind of environment.
I mean,
I do have attention, but you know, I just felt like that was a lot of money
Because I know
Like I know the clowns. I don't know how they were able to get all that money. You know what I mean?
There's a lot of money
And then I had
The collectively years ago, they were probably like
like $50 million in debt, yeah they still managed to like pay for everything so I imagine
they are very resourceful.
Yeah, apparently they are.
But either way, either way I deserve it.
Yeah, so I went and asked Twinkles, I was like why are you guys doing this?
And I think they just want to spend time with me.
But I told them, I can't, he said he wants to have fun.
well I can't do the stuff we used to do. I need to have a clean record. I'm taking my jobs very
seriously. So I'm just a little worried that I'm gonna get in trouble or something so having I
don't know I'm just worried. But it's fine. I'm gonna meet up with Gigi and she's getting alcohol
and I'm just gonna forget about it.
Do you gonna drink?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it's been a while, had a rough day, you know?
I mean it's not a rough day.
Huh?
What?
How long has it been?
Been what, since I've drank?
Since you drank, yeah.
What are you wearing now?
I mean, you know, probably last year.
I mean, so I haven't drank in the city,
but you know, it's been a while.
And how long has it been since you've had a drunk?
I'm not an alcoholic, if that's what you're worried about.
That's not what I'm asking.
Okay, well, what are you alluding to?
You're so comfortable.
Like, are you, do you just not drink in general?
Or do you avoid drinking for a reason?
Um...
I don't really drink, I used to do a lot of drugs, sell a lot of drugs, do a lot of drugs,
but I don't know, I was looking for advice.
Yeah, well, so I think it'll help hang out with Gigi because this is the first time we're
hanging out one-on-one and I just, it's a lot, but I do want to see her, I just, I really
Mr. Don't you know you don't have to be so worried. I can handle myself. Listen, I was
about to say like I fully support you doing this. I support to do it obviously. I mean
what changed your mind like earlier today you were acting so off and now you're just
Okay. Yeah, I think I have the ability to kind of like reframe the way that I'm thinking
into different, I guess a different window, I guess you could say. And that allows me to
see things better if given time. Do so. And that was pretty much precisely what happened.
Okay, well then I just won't worry about it then.
I'm fine. I'm good. Yeah, I know.
But listen, you have fun, and if you need absolutely anything at all, you can recall.
Okay, I will.
Alright. Alright, bye.
As long as you like.
Hmm.
All right, where do we go wear it to Gigi?
He's so chill.
I thought he was going to do some crazy shit or something
or say something or be mad or break up with her.
Break up with her or something.
I don't know.
Why are you so chill?
He's just so understanding.
I don't understand.
look at you. He's like super mature. All right, what do we wear?
I can tell you have good taste.
No, they're just in a flirtation ship like Raymond is with like 15 other people.
I don't know what to wear.
I want something a little more casual,
because they're just going to drink and hang out, you know?
Like something comfier.
Or maybe you look for, no, is this too high?
All of green.
Yeah, I just want to look at pants real quick.
Change of time.
Like a hoodie.
Oh yeah, let's look at the hoodie.
But I don't know if the hoodie will work with the hair.
Yeah, I don't know if we show the cat to- oh, but this is kinda not bad.
Hmm. What color?
Kind of like the red.
Also like...
Like black black?
Like this? Like straight up? I think it needs like a little texture.
Like this black?
Or this black? I think this one's more chill.
chill. Okay, this is casual enough. You think? I don't know. Maybe I'm gonna look at the other
tops too, but I feel like this is like fine.
It's a good boots.
These ones aren't bad.
I feel like I've never seen these ones.
And maybe I look for a different jacket?
Oh, it's a hoodie!
Wait, this is a good hoodie!
I guess it's fine if it's...
Oh god.
Those are so comfortable.
Does this not look like her other outfit though?
This is cute.
It's too similar.
I mean, I guess it's like the same style but different.
Stella, thanks for the prime.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's like similar but different, which is fine, I suppose.
like more casual outfits that are just like Raymond. I just like I hate when the hair does this.
I hate that.
There, I should look at- Did you find your size? Wow.
The other jackets?
It's not her.
It's not her.
This is, I guess, a good future casual option for the future.
I don't know, maybe it's a little too casual.
I think that first hoodie was the best one we're gonna get.
The rest is kinda like meh.
No jacket?
But it's dark and raining, and they're going drinking.
Okay.
There's this drop of it.
I think that other one was the best one.
The hoodie is better.
I think this is a nice medium.
Still cute, but also like casual enough, but also like cute.
OK, just, oh, we need the necklace.
You won't find those anywhere else.
Hmm.
I wish this was not as thick.
What do you think?
Should we do the same string necklace for this day or different necklace?
Choker?
Something different.
Got the hair so bad going through the hoodie.
I have the dainty wires on a different fit.
No choker?
Really?
I wish the gem was tinier. It's too big.
No, the spike is too edgy.
This one's not bad.
Oh, you put it lower.
It's like loose
I don't like this because it's like it's different, but it's also not too obnoxious
Okay, simple enough.
I don't know, something wrong about this fit.
It's the freaking hoodie.
I know it's the hoodie.
I know it's the hoodie.
You should try it on.
Hair up.
Oh yeah, we could put her hair up.
We could do that bun.
Okay, I'm going to try.
I'm going to try that and see how it looks.
There you go. Thank you.
Okay, let's just save this for now.
Casual 2.
If you can't find your size, we'll order it.
Okay, she's got some good options.
All right, let's go find the barber shop.
The locals are crazy.
No.
Nope, nope, nope.
Maybe?
I'm blind!
I think this is this.
Ah!
I'm blind!
I did not see that car there hello hey yo hi what's up oh she's been a crazy day
yeah great son 125k you got a decent amount of that right yeah it's pretty
insane. It's unbelievable actually. Well believe it and take the bag. Have you been? Yeah,
then it's been crazy for me too. Yeah, I just got back a while ago and shit's been kind of insane.
I'm like the CEO record label. Oh wow, it's amazing
Congrats
Thanks, are you okay? You sound fear like
Deep into our something it's been a it's been a day living is exhausting
Yeah, fair enough
Well, I was gonna ask you
Um, if you want to be up before storm, I might go to sleep here in about an hour.
Oh, I don't think I'll have time in an hour, but, you know, maybe another day you can catch up.
Okay, I'll talk to you later. Thanks for reaching out.
Okay, well, yeah, of course. Well, I hope everything's good, you know?
Thanks.
Bye Daphne.
Alright.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Actually...
I don't...
really remember...
Raymon's relationship with Daphne?
Were they like fine? Like, does anyone know?
But I know they knew each other.
I just can't remember if they had like, drama or...
It was friendly? Okay.
Okay, let's fix the hair.
Jasmine, thank you for subbing.
Thank you so much.
Okay, we need to find,
okay, with her hair out of the way,
she definitely has way too much makeup on.
Okay, I have to fix her makeup.
Where's that bun?
She looks so different.
Oh god, I think I'd rather just have it down.
She just doesn't look the same.
She just looks different.
Okay, yeah, I decided.
It's not right, none of it's right, none of it.
The little braids don't look good on her, this one, these are the only ones that bring
her face perfectly.
Any more hair options?
Yeah.
Well, whatever, it's a chopped look, it's fine.
Okay, all right.
Oh God, just don't look at the hoodie part.
Oh, Jesus, it's bothering me so much.
Whatever, it doesn't even matter.
Congratulations. Thanks. Are you okay? I heard you got in car accident. Well, I got ran over by a
village on wheels a.k.a.
a movie, but
good news.
Yeah.
Um,
it's not really good news.
I was making fun of Mickey.
And it was kind of like instant karma.
Um, but like,
I'm still going to turn it around on Mickey.
Mickey was standing in the middle of the road and I kept telling him he was going to get hit by a car.
And how ironic that I, the person on the sidewalk,
it's hit by a car.
Oh, wait, so that's not just the news, it's bad news.
Yeah, but it gives me another witty talking point and that Mickey's just he's so you know he
So bad built the local thought he was a wall and then thought I get that they just hit me
They didn't realize I was there see
You got to always be able to turn things around you know
Yeah, how are you because I'm not gonna lie when when you started talking and you didn't sound like you're happy self
I don't know, overwhelmed.
I can't read back and I can't read anyone.
I don't understand why these things are happening and I just don't know what to do right now.
So I'm meeting up with Gigi and we're getting a drink.
Okay.
Yeah.
Howard, so I, maybe I missed a chapter in the book.
How are things with you and Gigi?
We're working on things and I think that's good.
I'm not really afraid of her anymore. I do think that she's not as psycho as she used to be and
We're gonna let a bygone be a bygone wherever the same is
Perfect
That's that's really good to hear
I saw you over there talking to him
Who specifically sorry
Um
No, he didn't didn't say like
I don't get him.
He was like, what don't you get?
Well, this morning he was just so acting different and I thought he was jealous, but in reality he said he was just being protective and then after the auction the clowns won me and he was just fine.
I was like, hey, well thank you.
I think Fine is an understatement.
Well, he's acting totally cool, and either he's not being honest with me or he just doesn't give a fuck.
I don't know what's going on, but I thought he was opening up more of it.
Now I just don't know how to read him.
Okay, I, I, I split with Derek prior to, I'm not gonna lie.
He, he was so conflicted on what to do,
because he simultaneously didn't want to disrespect you.
He had no desire to like, he's sort of controlling over the situation or
try to imply that you can or can't do anything.
It is very much of the mindset that, you know, you're, you're in the book and
you can make your own decisions if this is what you want to do.
he's here for it. I'm going to be honest though regarding the clones. Considering he knows about
Bell's past, I'm going to assume he didn't sit well with him that they won. But when you have a
a pool of people putting money together, I guess you just throw out $125,000 and we'd
be silly to assume that it isn't going to be on, you know, who's behalf.
So I don't think he is just fine. If I had to guess, the cost of probably spinning in
his mind regarding how to ensure if and when that happens that you are okay and comfortable.
I'm fine. I just think he's being a little too protective and not really
talking to me. Is it fair to say too perspective or too protective right now?
Considering what happened or like who specifically? Did you notice it was the clowns running up the
the clowns amounts? Yeah, I noticed they're outbidding each other, so it was very confusing.
That's why I don't get what they're doing. I don't get why they're doing that. I don't
either. What I will say is that once it's done at the hospital, I gave Tessa a ride
to the prison and she wanted to speak to you. I just want to make it clear, like I'm not
afraid of the clowns. I just want to know if there's any intention also twinkles lied
to me. He doesn't lie. That just felt weird. And I don't know that solidify any suspicion
you have regarding the intention behind it. I don't know because if you know someone doesn't
lie and admit it. I think they themselves wanted to do it. I think they just missed me. I mean, I
yeah, maybe they were told to.
I remember the story I told you. It was sort of a
it was when it was sort of when you pretty much
such, it asked me to trauma dump, and I specifically told you that the way MCs work, motorcycle
clubs, it doesn't just apply to MCs, it's also any group realistically. When the group
as a collective decides something, it's done whether you like it or not, because the alternative
is if you don't end up dead.
So I want you to really think about what you just said
about the person who never lies and then realize
why they would have.
OK.
Thanks, Ross.
Yeah, not a problem.
I've got to go.
But I will talk to you later.
Very good.
Have a good one.
I love him. I love him. Don't think that's the case. Yeah. Well, I'm here for team content.
I don't care what the fuck any case fucking is. Somebody all are so baby. Bro up. It's
None of this is real.
OK, let's go to, let's call Gigi now.
I think it's Gigi's time.
Thank you for having me.
Crazy night.
Very mod.
Everyone has my number.
OK, pretty unreal.
OK, we caught up.
Congratulations for the second time.
Why is he very mad at chat?
I'm not.
I'm not mad at chat.
All right, Emily's on the way back with Mika.
Caleb, thanks for subbing.
Thank you.
Okay, let's find Gigi.
Yeah, after I buy a car and a house.
Oh, my gosh. GG.
Hey, uh, ping me your location when you're ready.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, he's fine. It's likely a pinched nerve
But they won't have blood work results for a few days. So we'll find out if it's anything serious
They just gave him dog pain killers and says he needs to rest. I
Hope it's not a pinched nerve. Oh my god. I'm poor baby
My baby
Did you get the full cut from that bit or just a portion?
Also, can I sleep under the stairwell?
I could buy my own.
Full cut.
90% goes to me.
Pretty insane.
I don't know how to feel about it.
All right, let's tweet.
It's been a while since we've tweeted.
Her first pose had 3,000 likes?
That's insane!
Wow, okay, um, what am I postin'?
Um, oh yeah, lawyer, but I should call him, you know, man to wear my ankles like earrings?
What the fuck?
I really never go through this.
What a movie.
Let's see, you can't be on your bed or jump from tall places so he needs to be okay, okay,
okay sounds good.
I remember last night before it happened he jumped off my bed so I'm hoping it's not
a pinched nerve, but would make sense considering.
Damn.
Aw, man.
All right.
Oh.
Miss 125k mod?
Did he post it this?
Oh my God.
That was supposed to be private.
Wait, delete, talk about overpriced.
That's so different in private.
Interesting, freckles.
Interesting.
Right.
An unbelievable day.
What should she say?
Hmm.
What should she say?
Money sign?
No, overstimulated?
Just a bunch of dollars, like, get swindled.
Overstimulated.
Need a drink?
The problem is, I don't want people to call and be like,
Hey, are you okay?
What's wrong?
They will.
I'll buy you all lunch.
Hahaha.
Drinks on me?
She's not really a drinker though.
on me. Kind of cute. That way it's a little more lighthearted. It's also like anyone can
reach out and be like, oh, you promised me lunch. And then it'll also encourage people
to like role play with me and then we can like do something and then something will happen and
it's also nodding to the people that were there at the vanilla unicorn. It's like they know that
oh lunch on me because she has a lot of money now but it's not like acknowledging how much money
she made because everyone already knows but hashtag bless no that's not her it's not her
I like this.
Alright, Miko will be here at 7pm.
Okay, how about a thank you to those who bid?
My problem is that I don't really know exactly who bid.
It was just so loud.
I did read the Mickey Tweet.
I responded to it, actually.
Insama.
Wait, Tessa retweeted it?
That's funny.
Wait, I did like the Mickey Tweet.
Oh, I just commented.
Oops.
That is so weird every time.
Monday.
Is this Monday?
Am I on Monday?
Thinking of sneaky.
Or maybe feeling sneaky.
Feeling sneaky.
Thinking of Sneaky or maybe feeling Sneaky.
Feeling Sneaky.
I like that.
I didn't get the man killed W. He's gonna die.
Not the back to back pose. Oh dear.
Instinct, thanks for the sub. Thank you.
Oh, if she's done for...
STOP!
Okay, not on the alt account.
You guys can like the main, but not the alt.
It exposes her.
Domino, spaghetti, these are the five gifted subs, thank you.
Yeah, I already responded to Brecker's under this post.
Rekka said, talk about overpriced, and he said, wait,
delete that was supposed to be private.
And then Raymond said, you act so different in private.
It literally says Valkyrie.
In-game people can't see that.
Only you guys using the extension can see it.
That's all.
OK, wait, did.
Oh, god.
Maybe I do need notifications on.
You did great.
Did the payment actually go through?
I don't believe it.
Should I invite Jordan to go drink and then hit on both of them?
Or should it be a one-on-one with Gigi first?
Maybe it's a later angle.
I think we, I think she needs to talk to Gigi 101.
Winkles, my good.
Okay, well I'll put that in our back pocket for now.
Ah.
I don't know how to like,
get in bed.
Raymond told him not to bid.
Do you guys not understand?
She said don't.
He was respecting her wishes.
Yeah, we'll do a drunk text later.
Oh my god, um, oh, ooh, it was good seeing you, you look, you look, E-E-A, you're beautiful.
Also, can I just say something?
I don't understand out of all the people that Raymond flirts with, which is pretty much
the whole city, why do you guys only focus on Barrick?
Is he the biggest threat?
Is that what it is?
Is that the one you're most worried about or something?
Like, Raymon literally lures with every single person.
It's crazy.
I need to call Wendy.
Wait, where is Gigi?
Oh, hey, it's Karla.
Let me know when you want to do that watch on you.
Oh my God, this is why I wanted to do it.
Hi Karla! Yes, on me. I'll find you when I have some time. Congrats on your date!
I can't type, watch us, I can't watch us, okay, go to ping him in a sec, okay, I think
it did, I will make sure you get full 90%, I've been going over the budget with the
managers now? Okay, thank you. Thank you, Jordan. I really, really want to spend some actual
alone time with you. You're so chill. Can I spell actual wrong? Oh my god, I freaking
hate myself. Okay, actual. I agree. Um, hmm, Wendy. Hi. Hi, Wendy. Um, congrats on the
auction, by the way. Oh, well, I was bid, but I was first, so it's okay. Yeah, going first
is tough. Yeah. Where are you? Do you want to catch up? I have to meet up with someone,
but I felt bad because I haven't been able to find you. But I did want to call just to
I don't know if you've been updated, but you know that Chatty and I broke up, right?
Why?
a long time ago I had a brain bleed and I lost myself and I had to leave town to get
better. And I gave him back the engagement ring. And having gone longer than I had expected,
but we're, you know, we're working on just trying to be around each other again. But
I just hope you know that.
Yeah.
Well, that sounds like you had to make a really hard decision,
but I'm glad you're OK.
I have someone I love recently who also had to leave
and shut me out.
It's hard, but I understand that sometimes it's needed.
Is she talking normal?
Yeah, it's time.
Yeah.
But, um, I hope you understand.
I understand. It doesn't change the f*** I have for you.
Thanks, Gwyn.
Um, well, you'll have to tell me about who f***ing hurt you. I'll kill them.
We've already met him.
Who?
Sneaky.
Sneaky?
Sneaky.
Sneaky.
Yeah, so remember I was and I never found myself attracted to anyone and then I got
close to him and then I thought he was poisoning me because every time I was
around him I felt weird so then I went to urgent care and I was like I think I've
been poisoned and if you think Linda from urgent care has time for my bullshit
apparently not turns out I'm in love with him we dated for like over a year
and then um and he had to go take care of some stuff from his past and I asked
him are you all in are you all out he said he can't be all in so he's all
out and we should be friends okay uh you know what yeah okay okay you know what
we'll catch you yes yes okay I gotta go Wendy I'll talk to you later bye
What are the odds?
Oh.
OK, we gotta undo the tweet.
We gotta fix it.
I'm not ready!
I'll call back in a moment.
Just one second.
I have to.
How do I do the tweet?
Uh, no longer feel like sneaky.
Uh, yeah. No, that's crazy. That-
I was gonna- I was gonna put him on the roster, but listen, that's our ex-daughter.
That just- we can't, we just can't. I can't do that!
I can't do that, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Well, I mean like that's a little too messy for me. I'm a little that's a little too messy
Who is this? Where am I?
Oh, yeah, I got a I missed your call this yes, yes, I was calling because I just wanted
to talk about the whole pet situation.
You know, I got your number from Carla.
So I was like, hey, so why would you call me a pet?
That's rude, you know?
Like, I don't understand.
You know, I was just dishing back the energy
that you were giving me.
But you know what?
Maybe we can catch up and talk about this later.
I'm about to meet up with Gigi.
So...
Oh, well tell Gigi.
I said, hey, and I enjoyed our talk earlier.
I'm about to come in up with her.
I will.
I'm sure we'll talk about that.
I'll talk about you.
Bye.
Okay, this is fine.
BATCH!
Okay, sorry.
Oh my god.
Okay, this is, it's seven.
Like this?
Seven?
Wait, I like her.
I like her.
Um, okay.
Now I need to read this message from
just a location wait should we show up drunk first oh fuck it's taking so long
I don't have time to get drunk and hang out with Gigi and then do this I feel
Look, I need to pick this or on my way.
Wait, where did Gigi say anything?
I'm about to ping you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
OK, listen.
You OK?
Well, yeti, no, I'm fine.
I have a problem.
OK, so I want to.
Wait, what's your problem?
No matter what, we're drinking and we're hanging out.
Don't give a fuck. If you're tired, you stay in the fuck up. We're doing it, okay?
I'm not tired. I'm not tired. Are you tired?
No, I'm not tired. Okay, okay.
Okay, good. Okay, good.
Okay, so...
I have the beer.
I, uh, my...
My boss, my other boss, my lawyer boss, um, Mr. Bailey.
Lawyer boss? Yep.
Mr. Okay. Mr. Bailey.
Yes, he just sent me a p-his location, and I think I really need to go talk to him for whatever reason, and I'm really scared, because I think I've been fired.
but I've just, I gotta do that first and then I can see you.
You better get like 12 bottles of alcohol.
I don't wanna remember today.
Because it's for your job, it's for your job, right?
I understand, okay, call me right after.
I will, I will, I will.
I will let you down, I will let you down.
I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will.
Okay, please.
Take that back.
No.
Threaten to hit me?
Well, not hard.
Obviously, maybe shove you or something, you know?
Stop, you literally give me PTSD.
Okay.
Well, you give me the same one, okay?
I didn't threaten to hit you.
You hit me so many times.
Not since I've seen you.
Shove.
Okay, whatever.
Bring it up if it's all.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Okay, I will call you after.
Wait, hey call me after-
I know you're a busy girl so whatever you feel, uh, worked with you.
Work.
Ha ha ha!
What do you mean work?
What does that mean?
I'm scared Bailey's gonna cheer out. Oh god, it's over. We're getting fired
Wait the aura to just send a location and nothing else is kind of crazy
I'm scared.
Or if we want.
You know what?
If she gets fired, she gets fired, it is what it is.
Happens happens
Motion
I mean, I don't think you would just do like a location like this, you know
I know, I thought we were going to meet at the courthouse, though.
What is this place?
Snoop?
Can't park here?
Oh my god, this place is so pretty.
Can I park here?
Okay, maybe we'll just park here.
Wait, this is- Oh god, I don't want to see him in this outfit.
Whatever.
Um.
I'm lagging up.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, that he's hey.
Oh, there.
Um, got a spider on your, uh,
your leg.
It's better.
Have a seat. Okay.
Have you liked... air?
Am I in trouble? Seems like you've had... no.
Absolutely not. Okay.
It seems like you've had quite a week.
yeah crazy again to believe everyone around you lost a frickin mind have that
effect on people yeah this is more me a school are you all right
Yeah. I'm okay. Are you? I'm just fine. That's good.
You know, I mean, today was extremely overwhelming, but I mean, I got promoted at my cop job, and
I've been, you know, raising my own funds, and I still have a clean record, and I'm making
friends, so I'm doing a good job, I think.
Are you worried about the record?
Yeah, I mean, I really, really want a government job.
I'm taking it really seriously.
I'm guessing tonight or earlier today didn't help me.
What do you mean?
Clowns.
Yeah, that's why I was a little stressed
because the clowns won and I asked Twinkles why?
And he said he just wants to have fun
And I told him I can't do the stuff we used to do back then, I can't have fun like that anymore.
But it sounded like he was understanding.
So I guess we'll see what happens.
Did he bother asking what you wanted or what you'd like to do?
Are the date portion?
What do you mean in general?
Oh, um.
Oh, weird.
I mean, more date portion, but...
Um, no.
He didn't ask me.
Uh, he mentioned just taking me, had to go show me the fun house, and, you know, I don't
and let's go see the clowns and I think they just miss me maybe I mean I know
chatterbox is so in prison and then I was talking to Rhodes about it and Rhodes
was saying well you know maybe they were told to do that so now I'm just kind of
questioning intention whether they just did it on their own accord or if they
I did it for chatty. I mean, chatterbox.
All right.
You don't have to put up a show. It's fine.
Chatty.
Do you think it was?
Do I think that
they were told to do it
i think that
i think that some of the clowns genuinely
liked me
but i know that there's so many clowns that don't know me
that i never got close to you
or that i never met
I don't think they would have done it without being told.
But I also see that maybe two of them would have done it to see me.
But then again, $100,000 is a lot of money. Not one clown could pay that off.
So, I don't know.
I disagree with it and forget. Let me bag it. Forget bag. Forget chatterbox. What do you want?
I want to have reliable income. I want to have a nice job. I want to stay away from my past life.
I want to be loved and surrounded by people I love, want a normal life.
You believe that's possible now?
There a reason why you're asking me these things?
I'm concerned for everybody, frankly, to self-included that the way things are going around there, it might be odd today.
I don't know what future holds.
I'm just doing my best.
Trying not to get anyone hurt.
I'm not to get hurt and try not to cause hurt.
Frankly, I don't think you need another person
asking you to choose something. I'm not here to do that.
I mean, what are the choices?
choices I would be asking you to choose if I gave you a choice I think you're
aware of them yeah
mean like here my boss I will tell you if there's something that I need to tell
you. Like I don't want to lose my job just because of conflict of interest. I don't want to cause issues either.
I don't think it's you intentionally causing issues. I think it's people around trying to get you to be
something that you no longer are, and you're holding on to something that you were.
Yeah, maybe.
I...
Yeah.
I mean this with all sincerity if you want somebody that isn't trying to hate you murder
you will tell you murder I'm here.
I appreciate it.
If you want something from you I don't.
Not a single thing for me?
I have a lot to offer.
Maybe it's you to do lawyer work at my bank.
Yeah.
That's one thing that you can want me for.
I think I'm a really good talker.
And I think I would be a really good lawyer.
So take that back.
Hold on.
I just said I want to do that.
Yeah, but you said you didn't want anything from me.
But you actually do want something from me.
You want my talent.
All right, all right.
Say it.
You caught me?
Yeah.
I think you have a talent for talking.
Thank you.
There you go.
Abby?
Yeah.
All right.
So Cain's signing in there, by the way.
Yeah.
So what does, what do I do when I sign in,
if i don't have training yet
we're getting there with it
there is a hand in the guidelines
and no, within the actual MDT itself
under the reports aid
you can look under the attorney's license
oh yeah, that's right
but uh...
you will, because you have a job as PD
you will see
unfortunately, I can't
say just because you know it's been as a lawyer you can always see one thing you
have a job as PD you can unfortunately see everything I can't separate them
that is a little concerned with it especially if you're eventually going
to be leaving the job as a cop I don't know if that's what you do want to do
I know you just got promoted, but
See things that you probably shouldn't have a loin
I test that out today. I
Mean you could
Doesn't take too much to go down to the front desk of sitting on sorry, and okay
I'll take a look at that after my next appointment
I'm meeting up with an old friend. Her name is Gigi. I don't know if you know her. She
sounds like a non-helium.
Well, not familiar. I've heard the name.
No, if you ever hear her voice, you'll know. I'm not a Gigi. But we haven't really caught
up in a while, so I told her. I was like, listen, I gotta go see one of my bosses real quick,
and then I'll come by.
I gotta.
Sorry about reset. Um, I have a question. Sure. Who are you?
Who am I?
Yeah, like...
What do you want?
What do I want?
Why do you do what you do?
Which part?
There's a lot of layers to there.
But I'll give you, in a professional side to this, I've been around for quite some time
I've done a lot of different things in the government.
Just a good attorney to judge justice to be the advisor to my wife.
What's the matter with doing that?
That is professionally.
Personally, I used to be retired for a fair amount of time.
I was paying child support.
My wife lost my house.
A dog came back here about seven, eight years ago because I ran out of money.
It's a complicated history with some select individuals from this city, but for the most
part I just want what is best.
Okay, and what is best?
People to have what they want.
Frankly, first off, now I know that it's not always obtainable, but there's always a history
that defines everything around us.
I gave that history to Chattabox the other day of mine, if you did as a threat, but I
You did me sharing who I was you talked to a chatty
Yes, I deal with this plea deal in the day
The hate thing for calling me sir all the time
I mean you are very sir like pretty things to study remain professional as much as can
Maybe we all have our likes and interests and things that we do. I used to be hunting fishing all that other fun stuff, but frankly
Oh Lord, this job pays me spinning my head a thousand ways the next Tuesday. Frankly, it's exhausting
Everyone always wants something
Maybe different ways but
I guess what I want is not to be an answer machine behind a damn phone anymore.
Why don't you just say no?
That's all everybody is.
Take a break.
I can unfortunately.
Well you can.
I can.
You're the boss.
Correct.
Whatever thing needs to be set up properly before I can.
Well, I think once the courthouse gets together, we should all go on a team vacation.
Team bonding exercises, whether it's yoga, or getting a coffee, or maybe climbing a chilead.
Alright.
How about this?
I will leave you to organize a date for that.
Me?
Yes, you?
When?
Maybe like next week?
You organize a date.
OK.
You tell me.
And you can't say no no matter how busy you are
or what cases you have?
First week of October is a no.
A. And outside of that everything else
should be fine minus this weekend.
OK.
Well, first of all, I will coordinate
schedule but once you lock in you're locked and you can't get out of it and if
you get out of it you owe me a bonus or a promotion hold on well I mean I have
to hold you accountable but which part if you say yes to some plans you can't
schedule. Well, it has to be it
has to work. Yeah, it has to you
have to agree first. And then
when you agree, I'm gonna
remember. I'm gonna write it
down. All right. Deal. Deal.
Right. Um, okay, I have to go,
but all right. It's nice
chatting Bailey. The pleasure again if you need anything I'm here. Yeah. Thank you. Okay.
The chat he calls him Santa. It's so funny.
Such an interesting character. Yeah, no, I think the streamer
Dock Wizard has been role playing for years and years and years, so it's nice having role
players that are like really serious and take RP like super, super serious.
Oh, my rental.
I'm ready.
Oh, wait.
She crashed?
No way.
No way. Uh, I'm ready. Oh wait.
I have to run a short errand, but I'm free after storm.
Okay, perfect.
Luca is saying, if you ever need me to help you make anyone jealous, just let me know.
What do you mean by that?
Uh, just talk to Bailey.
I have exciting news!
Oh my god!
Can't wait to tell him!
So I have to go to the rental place to get a new rental.
Bruh.
Let's see here.
Do-do-do-do-do.
I have to get a new car.
Buy a car?
Not yet.
OK, first of all, I don't have the money yet.
I'm going to take my time with it.
Like, I want to make sure I get the perfect car and also
that I don't need money for anything else
because a part of me is like,
maybe I should put it towards a house.
There's no rush to get a car if I can do payments,
or not payments, but rentals.
Gotta slow things down a little bit.
I already messaged Jordan about the money.
He said she is working on it.
So, oh, see, thanks for the gift.
Thank you.
We haven't paid.
I mean, Twinkles is good for it, obviously.
They're all good for it.
Everyone's good for it.
Not worried about it.
Investing crypto.
Yeah, I don't know about it.
Raven doesn't really know a whole lot about it.
Okay, so we wait here.
Where's the trash can for the keys and stuff away?
Where is the trash at?
Okay, whatever.
I'll just wait right here.
Okay, we have to wait until Storm.
Oh yeah, how long I gotta wait to find out?
Oh, hey, what's going on?
Hi.
Um, I have good news.
All right, listening.
All right, so I just talked to Bailey.
It was kind of cryptic.
He sent me his location without saying anything.
So I went over.
He was in a part.
Okay.
Yeah, it was scary.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Uh, I will call you back in two seconds.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hi.
Hey Ray! It's me, Adriana, the strip club owner. How are you?
I'm doing good. It was fucking crazy.
Ray, oh my god, you ate that up at the end.
So listen, we're gonna like keep the 10% down.
We just didn't expect the donation to be so much.
much. I'm just keeping it real. The VU made no money tonight. So if you know we're willing
to bring up the percent, we'll be very grateful.
Wait, how does it not make money?
So we had to pay out each girl. This is our first opening. So we kind of paid out each
girl and security and DJ and Carmella, the MC. So we need to invest it into the club.
And we just weren't expecting so much people to donate
in the auction that like, since we said 10%,
like, we didn't make anything, unfortunately.
Oh, I see.
You don't have to if you don't want to, but it's just.
Yeah, I have an idea.
What if I help you up the percentage for the other girls?
Can I get my 10, or I get my 20, or 90, whatever it is?
You might as well speak your phone.
Someone just to come.
Yeah, with all the managers that were here.
Oh.
Hi.
who said oh because I feel like this is a you know not in my favor since I was
under the impression that I would be getting 90% no you are you aren't
asking if you would like to give a little more to the club 10 vets in the
club you don't have to if you don't want to oh so you weren't gonna ask me to do
like 25 or something.
No, it is still going to be 10%.
Okay.
Um, yeah, just willing if you would like to, if I'm
in the club, but I think I'd like to see the money first and
then I could possibly donate after.
That works.
We can go ahead and send it to you.
We'll send it to you by the business app.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you, Adriana.
Of course.
TTYL.
Bye.
That was hard because like me in real life would be like of course, I'm happy to donate.
Don't mind this totally fine.
This fine.
Well, like I feel like Raymond, you know, can be a little bit of a shark.
A little bit of a shark.
Thank you for the prime.
Hi. Hi, sorry. Um, the, it was Adriana and she called me and she was like, Hey, I was wondering if we can take more than 10% because we weren't expecting to make so much. And.
Oh, okay.
We didn't make much. Yeah. So it was a little.
I felt like I was getting scammed.
Because they didn't make money, they won your money.
Yeah, so.
Interesting.
Yeah, so I was like, well, listen, how about you send the money first and then I can donate
after.
Possibly.
So they're sending you money, right?
Yeah, they are.
I think I scared her.
But then I found out I was on speakerphone because one of the other managers in the background
like gassed and I was like oh am I a speaker and she's like yeah I'm here
with all the managers and I was like okay well I feel like um you know this
wasn't what was agreed on so you send the money first and I will maybe donate
after and I said okay
yeah they better send you your fucking money
Oh, um, I think they just did. I'll call you back in a bit.
Okay, alright.
Bye.
Um...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't think I've ever had this much money in GTA.
I have? How much?
Um, okay. I'll sign out real quick.
Uh, how much does she have? In 3.0?
She had a million?!
What?!
Dollars?!
What?
What?
In her bank account?
Her how?
Weed?
I don't remember.
What?
We did not make 1.1 million dollars from weed.
It all went to your car?
Yeah, I remember the car, but I,
how did that pay that much?
The G-Wag is not a million dollars though.
The NSX?
The NSX was 500K.
Oh my God, that was crazy.
I forgot about that, that's insane.
You sold thermites for Vinny. Yeah, I remember that.
You sold the G-wagon for one mil.
I'm opening server door.
All right, I'm going to call Adriana back and be like, honestly, I thought you guys were scamming me.
Thank you so much. I'm happy to donate.
You know, we got to have a little control. Raymond, you know,
I think it's a mask sometimes.
I think she's masking sometimes with obviously
with the over-flirting and the over-confidence
and the way for her to have control.
How much?
I don't know, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
It definitely will be generous
because it wouldn't have happened without the event.
And I definitely want others to be paid
Well, so a dollar donation.
Should I do it as a freight?
Buy them lunch.
All right, while this is loading,
I'm going to go use the restroom.
I'll be right back.
Thanks for watching.
you
I'm back.
Thank you so much, Max, for attending to get the subs on YouTube.
Thank you so much, Ellarie for the prime, thank you, Urban for subbing.
Thank you so much, O'Reilly for the prime, thank you, Pretty for the sub.
Thank you so much, and I appreciate you all.
You bought a one-of-one car, too?
God.
All right, let's see.
I need to talk next time you're free.
Oh.
Uh, Adriana, let's call her back.
Oops.
Oops, she's on.
She's in queue?
Okay.
I'm gonna message her then, so she could call me.
Is it Adriana Garcia?
Call me when you can.
Just got the payment.
Just got the payment.
Call me when you can.
OK.
I've got crazy prios.
Unbelievable.
I don't feel deserving, but I'm very full.
I need to talk.
Next time you're free.
Okay, I'll message you later.
All right, we are caught up, I believe.
Hey, you would not believe the day I had today.
Really wish, really wish you were here.
You'd be so proud.
I was so hopeful she was going to get addicted.
I was so hopeful.
I was really hoping.
Is Berek back or no?
Austin!
Were you on today?
I've literally been looking for you.
It's not on yet.
I'm going to say.
Follow me when you can
All right, you know what a lot of people are probably in queue right now. I haven't been on today. I got a rest up
Oh
Hey
Hey, um
All good. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. I thought you were gonna say something bad. Okay. Um, no, no, no, um
Um, um, do you still, I just, uh, I'm gonna ping you.
Yes.
Okay.
Did you get the helpful?
I'll see you soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna ping you.
Okay, I'm coming.
Okay, bye.
Should've dropped this stuff before the storm, so I'd disappear.
Should I leave this here for someone to find?
Oh, that's fast.
Hi.
They sent it.
They sent it.
All of it?
All of it.
So how much is it?
Uh, $112,500.
They have Miss Money Banks.
Yeah.
I'm rich.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you might be, uh, I don't know if you're the richest person in the city, but if not, you know, you're up there for sure.
Yeah, I'm like thinking like what kind of car should I get? I'm gonna definitely still pay you my payments. Don't worry.
No, you can get it. Take it back.
Maybe I go buy a house. I don't know. I mean, it's not enough money for a house here, but there's so much to do.
Well, I, I definitely, I
really appreciate that she sent the payment so quick.
So I am gonna donate and just let her know that I was practicing my lawyer skills.
I mean, you know, I think that'll go a long way.
It's very nice of you, even though you don't have to do that.
I mean, at the end of the day, I wouldn't have had this money without the event, so I definitely want to.
I should share.
Okay, the good news.
Okay, the good news.
Yeah, that's true.
Um, the good news is when I was talking to Barrick.
Sorry.
I mean Bailey.
You know, the two B's. Sorry.
No, no, no, it was just the B's. It's the Bailey, Barrick, Bailey, Barrick. Why are you guys so freaking similar?
Disney.
The name.
It's two syllables, it starts with a V, I'm sorry, sorry, I was talking to Bailey and
he was questioning me a lot about like personal questions and he said he was worried about
me and stuff and I was like listen like I'm doing my best out here, I mean I don't want
to get fired or anything for any conflict of interest, I mean he didn't ask about you,
I think he was mostly worried about other things and I had, so then I was like,
listen, it's fine. And then I was like, you know what? What about you? Like, who are you?
And so he started opening up a bit, said he was tired and he feels like people are just using
him, always asking for things. And he was like, well, you know, you can probably
take a break, say no sometimes and he said that he can't and I was like, well, listen,
I think that when the courthouse is all settled, we should all take a little team vacation
or a little trip, whether it's yoga or climbing Mount Chilliad or fishing, whatever it is,
just for like team bonding, you know?
And he said yes.
Really?
Yeah!
Bailey said yes!
He said yes, and I was like,
okay, well, when?
And he said that he's so busy
on all these days, I was like, listen,
when you agree on
a date and time,
you have to
be held accountable for that date and time.
And if you don't agree to it, or if you
change the schedule, then you owe me.
And he started
you know his laugh and then he's like I know you what do you mean well you either
owe me a raise or a promotion so it's for sure gonna happen cuz he's not gonna
give me that sure about that I was like they did in the police department yeah
Bailey won't and then that reminds me yeah Bailey was like oh I just worry
about you and people and I have nothing to gain from you. And then I said, first of all,
I have a lot to give. How dare you? Secondly, what's like it? You're crying. I just got something
in my eye.
Oh my god.
A bug.
I'm sorry.
One second.
Oh my god.
OK.
I'm dying.
I actually won't get there.
One second.
Oh my god.
No.
You're alive? You, uh, you're good?
That was a close one.
Um, anyways, what was I saying?
Oh yeah, it was like, first of all, sorry, one second.
Yeah. Okay.
What is happening to me?
Hello? Okay, I said...
Sure, you're good? You go to the hospital?
No, okay. I said...
Okay.
What did I say? Fuck.
I said something.
Talking about Bailey, you're talking about, you know.
What did I?
I said, um, oh, I said, yeah, I was like, first of all, what do you mean?
You have nothing to gain from me.
I have a lot to offer.
And then I scolded him on the fact that I think I'd be a really good lawyer
and that he wants me for my talents.
And I started laughing and he agreed.
I was like, thank you.
And then I was like, say it.
Say you need me for my talents.
And then he actually said that he was wrong and that he was sorry, so
I was very proud but he didn't say that he means you for your talent. No, he said he said I
Think that he understands that I'm
I'm talented. I'm a good talker. I said I'm a very good yapper and he said you know, you're right. I agree
I agree with what he said
Yeah, I could talk my way out of anything
And I feel like I could win a court case
Yeah, well the first one don't be so sure about that but the second I agree with you
I beg your pardon?
So you could talk your way out of anything
I still have a clean record and that's saying something
Yeah, I'm sure you could talk your way out of all that stuff
But anyway
wait what okay you know I was held hostage last night
by who did I tell you this no you did not okay so what had happened was I was on
the phone with Quinton and I was on the side of the road and then criminals
pulled up weapons and they were saying oh you need to come with us we need a
hostage. And then I was like, Clinton, I will call you back. I'm in a hostage situation. And
I ended up not calling them back because I passed out after, but I told them, I was like, hey,
listen, I'm an officer. All right. But I'm a crooked cop. I will let it slide. Maybe let me go,
because I wanted to go to bed after this. All right. And they were so scared they put their hands
up and I was like no you can put your hands down it's chill and then I said fuck the police
they're like fuck the police it was crazy but because I hung up on Quinton he followed a missing
person report and the cops spent all night looking for me I felt so bad
uh that's actually you know what it's funny that you say that because I almost did that
like a few weeks ago did what and I missed the opportunity and I was like I
found somebody laying on the ground but she works at like health and safety now
and I was just letting her talk on the phone for me when like Quinton called
and when a cop called and she had told them that she murdered me and I was just
gonna go to bed I thought it would have been hilarious to have them you know like
a wild goose chase when I'm just in my apartment sleeping but oh you were gonna
to intentionally have them worry about you.
Yeah, it's nice to see that people carry.
Oh, so you understand.
I understand a lot more than you could imagine.
Oh, OK, noted.
You know, I was starting to really figure you out.
Although you've had life, you have so many walls and barriers
and you're just so grounded and just so stoic or whatever.
But I think there's a side to you
that not a lot of people know.
That would be very true.
Now I'm going to crack the case.
Okay, I have to go meet up with Gigi.
I'm not saying anything oh it crashed oh it crashed okay I was gonna literally I
was gonna literally not say a single fucking thing because he does that shit
where he'll just like stop talking he is so lucky that I disconnected because
That was about to freak the fuck out.
Thanks for the prime.
Thank you so much.
OK, I'm not going to call back.
I'm just going to text them and be like, sorry.
I tripped and fell and broke my phone.
Server wide.
Everyone crashed?
Oh, no.
No rush.
doors open, I think.
Uh-oh.
I'm not playing valid today.
I mean, unless the server doesn't come back up, but.
No, no, no, the server's gonna come back up.
Oh, no, I guess I have to close out of it entirely.
Close.
Yeah, quit.
There's that.
Okay, I'm going back in.
Play.
Okay, it's coming back.
Don't worry.
Okay, it's coming back, don't worry.
Sir, thank you for subbing, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
Caribos is alive. He says he's the chosen one. He's so lucky.
All right, it's loading. It's loading. No worries. Oh, hi. Thank you so much.
Oh my boy. I'm gonna mute for a second.
you
you
you
two medications now. He's not allowed to go on walks unless he has to go to the
restroom. He cannot jump on anything high like my bed or the couch. He has
like a drowsy medication and a painkiller medication. And I have to get a poop
sample. Yeah, my baby. He's okay though.
Vertically disabled, my baby. Thought he's okay. Yeah, he, they think it might be a pinched nerve.
unfortunately. Hopefully it's not. They don't have all the results yet, but
hopefully it was just a pulled muscle, but he's still definitely walking a little
off. So how old is he? He's gonna be nine on January 8th.
We'll see. Maybe shout out to Emily, my goat. I literally can't do life without her.
or I don't know how I lived without her.
I need to go check my crops really quickly.
Just let me know when I should be on my way.
Okay, go get a new rental.
Extra Emily or who?
My assistant Emily.
Wow, we can just pay for everything.
We're so rich.
I don't even know what to do with myself.
I don't even know, has the auction happened yet happened earlier?
I don't know what to do.
All right.
I need to go.
Okay, sign in as a lawyer. Update, Wendy. We kind of did. Talk to Tony and Fergus. Fishing
with 4 on a max, hang with kitty and gg, uh, go scuba with kitty and gg, pay, uh, don't
Donate to vanilla unicorn
What else do we have to do today?
Well, yeah lunch lunch with Carla
Mm-hmm
Our shopping. No, I'm gonna give it some time. I
rather
save the money
When we can just rent a car for $200, that's so cheap. What's the point in getting a flashy car now if we could put it towards other things later oh?
um
Patch up with bon bon who else um
Darlin, what's her name Daphne Daphne?
um
Oh twinkles. Okay. Um, oh yeah, double date with Breckers. Breckers, his girlfriend and
I almost typed the Blau, Micky.
OK.
Beat up Sneaky.
Oh, yeah.
Interrogate Sneaky about Wendy.
Fun thing, wingman.
Is it Carmella?
Who had a crush on Mr. C?
It was Carmella, right?
Wingman.
Carmela with Mr. C.
Work trip, oh yeah.
Plan, courthouse, bonding trip.
Bonding day, bonding trip.
Hang out with Jordan.
We already visited chatty today.
All this is for today.
Just in general.
You can go look at the cars.
Yeah, kind of do look at cars and house options.
Oh my God.
I'm so excited.
I already put Bon Bon on here, talk to, where is it, catch up with Bon Bon, he's in here.
Oh yeah.
Clown date with twinkles.
Hmm, that's true I got it.
Uh, therapist.
I have a donate to vanilla unicorn here.
This is fine for now.
OK.
That's a lot.
OK.
Okay.
Twinkles is your bestie?
What?
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
Hi!
Hi!
What do you, what?
Twinkles and I are not his friends, but.
Oh, okay.
Why?
I just, he, we don't have like any big bb's.
We don't have any big beef, but every time he and I see each other, we read each other
to filth and we get into a verbal little spat.
It's kind of fun, kind of cute.
Anyways, I talked to him about winning the auction and that combo, whatever, we talked
a little bit and then I was like, oh yeah, well raise my friend.
He's like, yeah, well we're besties.
I was like, what?
Wait, why do you get to be our bestie?
And then he was like, yeah, we go way back.
I'm our bestie.
Da-da-da-da-da.
And then he said I have a big forehead and then I said that he's bad at comebacks and
then he ran off.
That was not.
OK, I mean, I'm a little mad at him right now
because he lied to me about the donation thing, but, you know.
Wait, what did he say?
Well, he said he wasn't bidding on me
and that the clowns were going to bid on Wendy.
And it was a lie.
He just said, oh, he's right.
Oh, my god, he did say that.
Yeah, so.
Why did he lie?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But no matter what, I'm going to fulfill the date.
And whenever it happens, it happens.
So I got the payment from Adriana and she called me
and said were you there during that meeting?
Cause she put me on speaker.
I was, wait no, not when she called you.
Oh yeah, she called me before storm
and was saying like, hey, so we didn't make any money
because we had to pay out all the goodies and stuff.
And so we were wondering if we could, you know,
do more than 10%.
And I, you know, I thought I was getting scared.
No, she didn't ask that.
No, no, oh my god.
No, no, no, it's fine.
I mean, I said, listen.
No.
No?
I just, listen, I'm sorry, I'm just frustrated.
She was, OK, I love her to death,
but she was saying that we had a whole meeting,
and I left the meeting, and that's probably
when she called you, but they were going to take 50%.
And I said, we can't do that.
Like, we have to give them what they were promised.
Like, we told them, I'm like, we as the business,
we have to eat that cost.
Like, if we told the dancers, we were only taking 10%,
we have to, we have to, like, we have to.
Like, we cannot take more than that.
I was, like, it took me like 10 minutes
to be like, to like, convince them,
like, we are not going back on our word.
And she was like, well, what if like,
we ask them like, for tips?
I'm like, I mean, you're fine to do that,
But like, if you want to do that, I mean, I said,
I don't need a cut.
Like, I literally don't need a cut.
I make money doing other stuff.
Like, it's truly fine.
I said, I would just rather, no matter what,
the amount that we told them, like, they get that amount.
Like, whatever we need to do to keep our word,
we need to do to keep our word.
I was like, if you want to ask for a tip or whatever,
I was like, that's fine, but I just, I'm chill
with just eating it and like, it's a learning experience.
But like, the club should eat that cost, right?
Yeah, I'm honestly asking for only 10% was kind of bold, I think, but I agree.
I do agree.
So she did ask, she was like, Hey, we're wondering if like you'd want to do more than 10%.
And so I thought I was getting scammed.
And so I was like, Hey, listen, like, I feel like you guys agreed to something.
And maybe you send me all the money first and then I'll decide if I donate after.
And then I found out that I was on speakerphone because someone in the background
guessed and I was like, Hey, so who is that?
And she's like, Oh, she was like, I'm here with all the other managers.
And I was like, OK, well, listen, you send me the money.
first and so I think I scared them because they sent me the payment instantly.
So I already received the $112,500 which I really appreciated so I messaged her, I was
like hey I got the payment, give me a call and I do want to donate.
So I appreciate that you know instead of just taking the 50% she did ask me and she did
honor my wishes so um yeah I that's fine.
Girl I don't know I think I don't think you should give, I'm gonna be so honest like you
keep that money okay I really okay I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling
you keep that money do not like that's not your problem to fix like 10% is
crazy like that was we should have the numbers like at the end of the day like I
wouldn't have this money without this event happening and I feel bad that the
employees aren't getting paid what they should but you feel bad well but that's
We're the ones that should feel bad because we're the ones that didn't calculate.
It's not the dancer's job to look at those numbers and calculate it well and then make
up for that difference.
I don't know.
I think you should, honestly girl, I think you should keep it.
I don't...
I like friend to friend.
You're so sweet.
You care so much.
You never want people to feel like you're taking advantage of them.
You never want to feel like you're being greedy.
You're so worried about that.
That money was donated to you, like they were bidding on you and like we told you 10%, I don't know, like I'm gonna be so honest, I think that you should keep it.
Thanks Jordan, I'm just confused how you guys didn't make any money.
Because like, there were so many donations, or so many bans.
Yeah, there were donations but we only took 10% of that and then for the door we only charged $100 and then I think in total we made something like $37,000
but we had to pay all the security, the DJ, the person that made the playlist, the bartenders,
like everybody has to get paid, right? So that 37, we're not, we're not down any, like everybody
will get to have money except the managers are not taking a cut, but everybody, everybody that
needs to be paid will get paid. Um, okay. And so essentially, yes, we basically, which makes,
I mean, listen, it's our first event, like that's normal when you're starting a business, you got
You know what I mean, like it's a learning experience, like I can make money doing completely
100% legal, completely legal, would never do crime type of things, you know?
Completely legal, of course.
Alright, thanks Jordan, I feel a little bit better about it now.
Yes, don't worry.
Okay, well I gotta go, I guess I'll just wait for her to call me then and I'll explain
and we'll go from there.
Yes.
And then, are you gonna be around tomorrow?
Ooh, I don't know.
It depends on how early I wake up.
Okay, okay.
Awesome, well, no pressure.
I did, so, seven and I are actually,
like, we know each other from some years ago.
Yeah, seven, we know each other from a bit,
from a ways back.
Seven fucking hates me.
Okay, I'm but listen I she doesn't hate you. She doesn't hate you
Okay
That's what she said she told me kind of what happened
Yeah, listen, I think y'all can squash it I think y'all can squash it I
Think did you know about the letter? What? What letter?
The letter that, um, was written.
Which letter?
To Gigi.
What?
Okay, so you didn't know.
Well, I wrote her a letter, but is there another letter?
Wait, you also wrote her a letter?
Oh my god!
Yeah, which letter is it?
Um...
Jordan?
Um...
Seven.
The letter that Seven wrote her?
Um...
Okay, okay, got it. See, I thought maybe you knew and that was like maybe you were like
jealous or something because like, you know, maybe Seven wrote Gigi a letter.
About what?
Discussing things like feelings.
So Seven has feelings for Gigi?
Yeah, are they seeing each other I
Think that Gigi friends on her today, which honestly she fumbled the bag
I'm gonna be so honest because seven is extremely beautiful and amazing, but
I'm pretty sure she friends on her
today
All right. Well, I guess I'll find out cuz I'm about to go see her. Oh
Who Gigi Gigi here?
Okay, well, let me know how that goes and then if you're awake tomorrow, just let me know maybe we can meet yeah
All right. Thanks, Jordan. I'll talk to you soon. You bet. Bye. See you soon. Bye
Fuck there's so much to do
Thank you official megs for the crime as well. Thank you. Uh,
Campbell for the crime. Three piece. Campbell. Oh my gosh,
he's purposely not answering, huh? Oh. Hi, sorry. I was on the
phone with Jordan that whole time talking about the payment
stuff, so I couldn't really hang up. Oh, yeah. No, you're fine.
You're fine. Um, did you want me to come pick you up somewhere?
I'll meet you. Yeah, I'll meet you. I have a run to an
I'll meet you. Yeah, I'll meet you. I have a run to a nice
Okay, I'll open you. Okay. I'll be there. Bye. Bye. Bye
Okay, oh my god. Oh my god. I tried calling. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who do I start? Oh, I'm talking about that
The use stuff
What do you stuff?
Who left a call after call Barik and Juno
Hey, Navarans!
Hello?
Hi, sorry.
I fell on my face and the call dropped.
I'm not putting it on. Listen, I'm putting it on speaker 4 at the moment, Juno.
Oh! Juno!
I'm taking the call to Ibasa.
Okay. Wait, Juno's with you?
Wait. Oh, hey Ray!
Juno, I swear I was going to call you right after Barrick. I swear.
Man, why does Barrick have to come first, man?
Why does Barrick have to go first with his stupid fucking haircut, stupid fucking glosses?
You want your fucking mouth, man?
You want your fucking mouth?
You want a fucking gun?
You want a gun?
Give me my weapons license, brother.
You want a fucking gun?
You look like an old man.
You look like Chris Pine.
You look like Chris Pine from the early 2000s, man.
I gave those really bad rom-coms.
They don't make rom-coms like that anymore.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Alright, you can take me up to speaker. It's fine. I just wanted to feed a little shit.
Alright. Alright, perfect.
I read-
Listen.
This is a vacation.
Do you want me to set that up?
Really?
Yeah.
Get everything organized, or?
Yeah.
Take your thing if you want to do it.
No, I would love if you took control of it,
of it because I'm not really a planner, I'm much more of a doer and it just seems so much
easier to do it and the surprise will be fun.
Perfect.
I am a planner.
That works out.
Really?
Got him, Trinna.
What'd she say?
I'm putting it on loudspeaker so you can say what you just said again, Trinna, because
I don't want to do that.
I didn't say anything.
Why?
I'm putting it on loud speaker so you can say what you just said again, because I don't want to do that.
I didn't say anything. Why are you trying to explain what you're talking about?
What did you say?
Yeah, I didn't say anything.
Do you know what you say?
I'll say it. Pussy, come on.
Yeah, Pussy, say it.
I didn't say anything. He's starting to fucking fall.
He's trying to make me look bad, and I don't know why. I didn't say anything.
I don't know. You're coming up as guilty right now.
Guilty? Guilty?
Yeah
Never I've never done anything bad in my life
You're not gonna say it I
Just saying that all I heard from him was good because I'm a planner. I was like oh some was a planner
Is he actually surprised I didn't think he was the time I
Mean when you have like years and years of cup experience, it's hard not to be in control
things you know you gotta shake it off see very used to you know person a being
like hey we should do this person be like we should do that the person see
being like I want to do this and then nobody making a decision yeah yeah I
tend to be the same I just do shit oh my god so just died behind you
Your shitty conversation put me to sleep.
What was that?
I had no idea you came out of this apartment.
Should I rob this window?
I'm a cop.
What the hell?
You deserve to pass out.
Fuck.
Um, alright listen.
The only rules is that whatever is planned,
it needs a date and a time,
and Bailey has to say yes,
Yes, and as soon as he says yes, he's officially in contract.
He cannot move that date or time, and he has to go.
And if he doesn't do it, then he owes me either a raise
or a promotion, and that's the rule.
You realize if you get like a promotion,
you're gonna be doing what I do, right?
I will be taking the raise, thank you.
Okay, I have to go, but thank you for taking over.
I'm excited.
Yeah, yeah, all right, sounds good.
Bye, Juneau.
Bye, bye.
All right, cute, cute, cute, cute.
What the fuck, that's so cute.
Cute.
I love Juno's voice.
He has such a beautiful voice.
No, I'm not gonna be a judge.
Okay, I think they're, are they best friends
or is that his daughter?
I can't remember.
Best friends, I think?
I think they're best friends.
I did consider making Raymond be annoying about it, but it would just be so immature.
That's almost a little too immature, because they're actually best, best, best friends.
It would just be like, brah.
Shut up.
Ha ha ha.
Um, where is this?
I'm going to have to sell new.
So you can't park here?
Hey Ray!
Hi!
How are you?
Good, I haven't seen this place, it's nice.
I know, it's literally one of my favorite spots to take photos.
Also, when do you smoke?
For a while now.
Oh.
Cancer.
How are you?
Um, good. I'm excited.
I was hoping it was going to be nighttime when we started drinking.
It's kind of like way too bright out here, isn't it?
Yeah, it is fucking bright.
I think we should go here at night to just go to the bar.
Which bar are you referring to?
I don't know. Is tequila lost around?
Yeah, we can go to tequila.
OK, let's do it.
I don't know if there's any bartenders there, but you know, it's fine.
I already got the best alcohol so I don't have any beers.
Oh you got us beers?
Well that was the only thing at the alcohol store they were selling.
Oh okay that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, where's your car?
Oh we're pulled up in blue car?
I mean it's a rental so.
Let's take yours, yours is a rental anyway.
I can drive if you want yeah, I thought you would just drive anyways
Why would
We go oh wait that might not be the one
Hey
Fuck
That habit. That is a okay. How you been? Um, are we gonna talk?
Can I try? No, no. Great. I got it. What are you doing?
I'm, I got it. All right. I'm a really good driver. Seriously. My driving has improved over the course of years.
Okay
Okay, um
so I was on the phone Jordan and
she was
talking to me and then she brought up seven and
Hey, she
Was like, do you know I was like, oh
What she said the letter I said what letter I had sent
a letter when we, uh, you know, I came back to the city and I didn't know how to contact
her, but, uh, is that the same letter or is there another letter? And then she mentioned,
oh, oops, uh, nothing. And then I said, listen, you gotta tell me now. And then, uh, she said
that UN7 had a thing? I mean, although there's a problem, I get it, you know. Uh, who told
Oh my gosh, she looks so pretty.
Jordan.
Yeah, when we were going over the vanilla unicorn payout.
Um, I mean, it's not...
Why are you smiling?
No, I just wasn't expecting Jordan to know about that, honestly.
Does that make you happy or something?
Hello?
Um, are you okay?
What the fuck are you?
I'm braindabbing.
It's like, say something.
You just give me a second, Ray.
Okay.
I guess you are driving.
Um, I, I, I, I, I spoke to seven me and her.
Okay, I guess you are driving
I
I spoke to seven meeting her talk. Yeah, seven was a possible old
I think that never happened
I mean, it's fine. Like, I don't know why you're beating around the bush
You know, I'm gonna be honest with you, right? There's just, where are we going again?
Would she go off? Okay. Sorry. Um, there's just a lot of things that, um, something that I don't like to hold on.
What? What? What? What? What?
Oh, I forgot. What do you say?
I think we do need to talk but can we just get you to kill a lot of praise and get you
to-
Oh, that's what I said!
Stop, stop, stop!
What?
Um, there's- I'm pretty sure Kate told me she's getting her bartending license or hosting
license and then also Max talked about a license like maybe they're working at a
certain bar maybe they're on shift you said kitty's working at a he's working
at a bar I think I'm kitty mentioned getting a hosting job at the casino we
drink at the casino no it's it's not open yet and me and kitty kind of work
Together are going to work together at the casino. Yeah. Oh, you're also hostess
Yeah, so it's my self
Kitty Carmella
Roxy June I think I'm maybe in forgetting someone else, but that's most of the girls
But it's it's not open. Yeah, I'm going the wrong way
okay
Okay, well, I guess we could go somewhere else then I don't know
Okay, yeah, let's go to the Keelai Law.
Okay, but what if there's a bartender?
Hopefully maybe there'll be some, I mean, there's not many places around, honestly.
Okay, you know what?
Fuck it.
We can drink in the daylight.
Let's just go somewhere beautiful.
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go somewhere beautiful.
Somewhere beautiful.
It's just like, I just don't really drink, so it's weird drinking at this hour.
Oh.
To be honest, Ray, it's never, um, you can drink whenever it kind of hours, you know?
It doesn't have to be night, it doesn't have to be day.
You would drink when you want to fucking drink, you know, that's what I've been doing, you
know?
I do it sometimes, you know?
I would drink, I would eat, I would drink, it doesn't even matter what!
Okay, I actually was heading there.
Oh, I know a great spot at the beach.
Okay, perfect.
One of my favorite spots I just discovered. Oh, okay. Oh, not really discovered, but it is kind of one of my favorite spots on
Make a change first I'm in a sweater it was raining and now I
For a straight horse you can get you
Fucking clothing sir
There's no shit at driving
Thank you.
I always loved your honesty, by the way.
Oh, I know.
Keeps it coming back.
Hello.
Oh my God, I love her. I love her. I love her.
All right, let's wear...
I like that one.
Um, should we just make a new fade or do you just go to back to this one?
I haven't won this one in a while.
I can't do this one because we have heels on.
Okay, I guess I'm going to take the heels off.
Okay, let's wear this and then let's take the heels off
But where maybe different pants, I don't know
Like slacks
Let's
Yeah, maybe boots. Maybe the boots. Okay, let me change the pants. Maybe it's
swords? It had options for different belts. And then the boots. Just a boot girly.
Yeah, we got to get the glasses off, I agree, I agree, I wonder if we can get the glasses
off.
I agree.
It's under accessories.
Okay, cute.
Way more casual, way more chill.
I don't know why the flip-flops look like this.
Are there like better shoes?
Like feet shoes maybe?
I was like, they're just a little...
They're just a little hot, right?
Um...
Does it feel nice?
It looks nice.
Crocs?
It looks nice.
Crocs?
Ha ha ha.
Oh, this is so bad.
There's nothing.
She's not a flat girl, I don't think.
I'm so ugly.
I know.
I need to look for different bottoms.
I don't like the belt on this.
It's a disaster.
It's just simply a disaster.
There's nothing good.
I'm just gonna, oh my god, why are these the only colors?
Oh my god.
We're not putting on flippers.
Oh, here's the, oh, these are like regular flip flops.
They're so ugly.
Ew, and her feet go off the edge.
I'm a little bit more.
I guess it's just these ones,
huh?
Are you done yet?
Nice.
I thought you were coming inside.
I didn't realize you were taking so long.
I didn't know you were going to run.
Shut up, Carla.
That's car Carlo. Oh, hi, Carlo. It's Raymond
Why'd you just drive off earlier Gigi, maybe so angry, but you say I wasn't angry you say you're busy
Spend a little angry lately no, I haven't
Okay, let me look at the pants. I'm not angry. Okay. Okay. Is it just me or is everything just so ugly?
Yeah, I
Great a lot of options, you know
right now
Why I'm wearing the same. I don't know girl. I don't know
Oh
God, this is the only one only shorts everything else is just so ugly I
Wish you could take the belt off of this. Oh my god
You want to go to the beach Carlo?
Yep, that's right.
For two?
Uh, just some friends.
You don't have any friends.
Where you going?
That's, that's, I do have friends actually.
I can't do anything.
It's over.
Like your tinder dates?
I'm going with the cousin.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm going on tinder dates.
I'm working an angle.
It's the same angle.
What's true, I'm working an angle with the PD, don't worry.
That word is fucking forbidden.
Why?
I'm not even...
What's up with angles?
Don't say angle.
Why?
What's wrong?
I know you were the one who put it in the mailbox.
Mailbox?
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, I swear.
It was a long, long time ago of, um, at the time, uh, they were trying to get to me,
you know, inside, and it just didn't work, you know, with the, they even talked it to
a lawyer, what was it, kind of sweet, his sweet talk yourself to talking to a lawyer.
That's what, that's what the ankle was.
Yeah.
No, Vita was dating Juno.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Who was dating Juno?
My cousin Vito was dating Juno.
Your cousin Vito?
Mhm.
Okay.
For how long?
Yeah.
Quite a while actually.
I don't know if they still do it.
They still do it.
Um, I don't actually know.
Let's use Vito and Juno to the get it.
Hell no.
Thank god then.
No.
No.
I give up.
I don't want to go to the beach anymore.
Oh thank god then.
And what do you mean you don't want to go to the beach anymore? Everything is so ugly. I can't guys are going to the beach not anymore
How about we go to Mount Chile yet?
That I think that's so much better. Let me honest this time of the year. Okay. It's probably a better. Probably better idea. Yeah
Mm-hmm
It's good about you yet. Let me get it
See you guys soon. Bye gg
You always say that and then you never you never come and say hi. I'm coming. I'm gonna stop by. I promise. Yeah, all right
I'll believe it when I see it
True that's right. You tell her you tell her why does everyone hate you?
They don't hate me they just tease me
Just like what you do to me
No, I hated you
No, not back then. Not back then. Not back at the good old days.
I'm so confused. Did you hate me the whole time or not?
No, no. No. I started hating you after what you did to Chaddy and your fuck-ass, loser-ass boyfriend.
He wasn't my boyfriend, actually. Whatever he was.
And Chattie literally put me in a hospital and I'm barely fucking tired after that.
Say that again?
You held my face over a fire.
We both did things to each other, Ray.
Are you still holding onto that? Really?
I mean, you're just bringing stuff up and I'm bringing stuff up too.
You have brought stuff up!
Okay, listen. Alright.
Let's make a deal.
Okay, let's move on.
Don't talk about the past.
I won't talk about the past.
You say that and you bring it up.
You say that and you bring it up next conversation.
Okay, it's not a deal.
Then fine.
We need to separate a convenience store.
Do it on the way.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Why are you moaning?
Fuck you!
Why are you moaning?
You know what?
I'm actually busy today.
What?
Oh, may not!
Yeah, I'm busy.
Well, yeah, you're busy because you're with me.
Okay, well, are you gonna stop pissing me off?
Like...
Why do you do that?
What, ask you to respect my boundaries?
Oh, it's like...
I feel like I do everything wrong. Yeah, and then I'm supposed to expect to understand when you do it back to me
But I don't get it like I don't understand what you're okay, and what are it? What did I do to you today?
Yeah, that's what I thought yeah, I want to hang out with you. I wouldn't be here
I want to okay, then let's go hang out
Okay, well then stop talking about the past
You talk about the past!
I'll stop if you stop!
Stop!
This is my rental!
What are you doing?
Are you hungry?
Yeah.
You want to give me a donut?
You want sprinkles on it or not?
I want sprinkles.
Wait.
So stupid.
stupid so stupid
maybe this friendship never find me
do you want water or soda? uh yes
you won't figure it out
Oh, that's so annoying.
Right, here's...
Ah, you showed it.
You also? Coke?
Um...
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's fine.
No, it's fine. I just thought you would, you know, know me and get like a two Mount Chilliage.
So. Question.
I know that event was a lot for you.
You talk to Chattavocs at all since you've been back or no.
I visited him briefly in prison earlier today.
And it was cut short because what's his name?
Carmine, Carmen, Karsic.
Carmine?
Whatever, it's carmine.
Yeah, he barged in and cut our meeting short,
so I didn't really get to talk to him that much, but.
Um...
Yeah.
I mean, like, married, right?
What?
Aren't you, like, married?
Uh, I gave him the engagement ring back before I left.
Oh, I see.
You thought we were married this whole time?
Well, yeah, no.
Listen, why are you guys not together?
I don't know.
No, I'm single.
But I mean, I miss him.
It's just complicated right now.
Like, I can't see him for reasons.
So, all right, you know, so tell me about all your new friends and.
Um, well, to be honest, my closest closest best friend is Carmella.
Um, and then it's been very, very helpful and especially Carmella.
She's really been there and we've been doing everything together.
Honestly, um, I've been trying to start up my own.
I've been business at Hot Couture's entertainment
because I like helping people out and put on, yeah.
You know the whole option thing?
That was my whole idea, actually.
It's amazing.
Yeah, so I'm gonna get that off the ground
and then I'm gonna start working for the casino.
I'm doing some G-Stigs, I'm doing go-posts here,
I'm the manager there as well.
I have a lot going for me.
I've been really fucking happy coming from, you know,
being out of the rehab and stuff like that.
So that's been really great for me
And, you know, I've been taking it one day at a time, and, you know, it's been great.
It's been... been really happy.
We went to rehab?
Oh!
She's dead.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
Sorry, sorry.
Have you taken the gun before?
Uh, yeah, Elle took me on it.
Be careful, be my friend, to the BMX race.
Oh, and she and she passed out in the mountains. I have to call
DMS
Yeah, no, no, no like we did a race like from chill out there. Oh, wow. Oh, we're not we're not racing
Well, I thought we were drinking
We're gonna drink. Yeah, but then you know you want to do something you're not fun, right?
I ain't trying to die!
I see.
What day of time?
Oh my god, you're still stupid. It's crazy.
Not a single brain cell acquired all these years.
And yet you still do with me.
Come on.
Ray, come on!
Ray! I'm here, Vah!
Oh, I see it.
Oh, I think one is coming pretty soon.
Oh, so did I give you the beers?
Yeah, I got them. Only three.
Did I give you your donut? Did you get your donut outside of the glove box?
Yeah, I got the donut. I got them. I'm all ready to go.
Also, I lied. I have oranges and water if you want some.
Um, that's okay, but I appreciate you asking.
You're just in case.
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
But I can't look at you now?
I was wondering why you're looking at me like that.
What?
Isn't it...
Isn't it rude not to look at someone when you're speaking to them?
I mean, I was done speaking.
I was just wondering why you're looking at me like that.
Eva, I'll stop looking. God, I'll look somewhere else.
Well, I was wondering if you were going to say something.
Well, I've tried, but not anymore.
Okay, why don't you just say it?
You look great.
Oh, there you are.
Um, hmm, what did you, you said something in the car yet?
What did you, uh, what did you ask me?
Uh, if you were, you didn't say anything.
the president of Hampton Bank. It'll be a good day.
Uh, I don't know about you, but I'm ready to-
That's what you said? Um, no, we were never a thing.
Right now.
Did you ever scissor?
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gay.
Like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gay.
You're not gay?
No.
I was, I've never, I've never been gay, right?
I thought you were bi!
I'm pansexual. Oh. Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, to be quite honest, I think most of the time
it hasn't worked out with girls, so I just mostly take them in. Shocking. Um, so you
seeing someone now? No, the only person I am seeing is me, myself, and I. Good for you.
Oh, why were you in rehab?
Can't cross my arms on this thing?
Well, I relapsed.
I, on what?
Pain killers?
Oh, why?
What happened?
I'm sorry. And things, you know, life just felt like shit, you know? I didn't really
have anyone at the time I was going through those past two years. But I did, I did get
better. So, and I'm trying to stay clean. So, is it okay for you to drink alcohol? Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I haven't.
I haven't created a painkiller for a very long time, so.
That's good.
Well, yeah.
If you ever have urges, just let me know and I'll tie you up.
Make sure you can't be asked.
I want to be honest with you about something.
thing or you know we uh you know move forward and start fresh um I rather me
say it all it all now okay before you interrupt at least like me just get it
all out okay okay okay um I'm gonna drink this first cuz I'm really nervous
well now I'm nervous I'm gonna drink this. Alright. Alright. I'm gonna drink one. I'm
gonna drink one. I'm just gonna drink one more. You know I feel like I need to
match you now because it's just why beer? Who's the only thing I could fucking find?
Really? Wait, let's just go over here, Ray. Come on. Let's go over here. You know maybe coming up here while
drinking was a bad idea no and it's fine Ray it's fine just come on okay
on me lately almost to the top it's gonna be fine
wow it's so pretty during the day
it's
oh my god
wow
wow
wow so beautiful we only saw it at night
Yeah!
We made it!
Where'd you go?
I'm over here!
Ray, I'm over here!
I'm over here, Ray.
Wow.
This is beautiful.
I know.
Um...
So...
Wait, I just want to say this.
I just want to say this.
I just want to say this.
I just want to say this and then you can say whatever after, but I'd rather just get it
up before I fucking forget and, okay, I'm scared, listen, I know what happened, okay,
because obviously I was there and I remember it.
I remember things that I did, the things you did and the things we did to each other and
And I'm not asking you to forget any of it, but I do sometimes, so every time I try or
maybe speak to it, it feels like I'm being dragged back into that version of myself and
I'm trying really hard to leave behind.
And I would like to think that I'm not the same person I was.
And I don't expect you to just magically just trust me again.
I don't expect us to suddenly go back to being best friends.
I maybe we don't even get back to what we were okay, but I
Want a chance for us to really start over
not to rewrite anything of the past or anything but pretend or like not pretend like nothing happened because it did
but just something new you know and
I
Don't want you to keep looking at me. You've only seen the girl who hurt you years ago
I don't want to keep looking at you like that either
And if there's even a tiny part of you that remembers why we cared about each other in
the first place, I like to meet a person again.
I'm sure you would probably feel the same way.
I can't stop.
I mean, listen, I wouldn't have even bothered trying to find you.
if I didn't also miss you.
I, listen, we both fucked up a lot.
We were so horrible.
And I, absolutely, I think I did take your friendship
for granted because I guess being gone for four years
and coming back to the city and feeling alone
made me realize
how much I did miss you and how it was before we started fighting.
So yeah, I'd like to restart. I mean, entirely.
I just hope that we can stop bringing up the past.
I know I was bringing it up as well.
So were you. It's a two-way street.
You want to know what I think what truly went down here with our friendship?
I know what happened.
Me too.
What do you think it is?
Wait, what?
What do you think it is?
Men!
Oh.
Oh.
What else would it be?
I've been always running everything you know
Um, what happened? I
Guess it was a little bit different for me. Oh
Really what exactly was I'm gonna drink another beer. Yeah me too
No, I'm just gonna tell all three
Yeah
Oh my god.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
God, I freaking hate beer.
Why is this holy shit?
It's so gross.
They didn't have shit painted.
We're scared.
Did they do that?
I need to sit down.
What are you doing?
Did you have more?
No, this is my last one, I don't have any more, I-
Is that his- you're a breed of-
What the fuck, why, wait, wait, wait, I can't see anything, he-
Did you get shorter?
Freaking-
Oh, okay, let me-
Okay, I'm gonna- I'm gonna sit-
What the fuck, I need more beer!
reason why it gets kind of mad at you sometimes because you know I just you know
I thought I felt I thought there was a little bit of you know intention between
us in a way that I just kind of like a little bit of the pressure I mean I can
I can be honest right that I think any person that is to get to know you is a
a lucky fucking person. I mean who wouldn't fall for you, right? You have to make great
qualities about you and even some qualities that makes me, you know, want to wrinkle your
neck. But that's the beauty of it, you know, because you're like a firework that you just
want to cute you to let off. You're like a fourth of July. You know, you're just very
fucking sporadic sometimes. And sometimes you're just out of control. I don't even know how
to control a fucking firework. That's you. That's your personality, you know? Like no
I don't want like a boring fucking friend like
Once a boring fucking friend, you know, it's boring. Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah. And
That's why I left. What are you talking about again?
Um, I I don't want to lose our friendship ever again. I don't want to ever ever ever ever ever lose you
I don't care. I don't want to play.
Really?
I want to play Arpillius's side.
I don't want to ever play.
No one to play 15 years!
You're gonna miss each of me!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I love you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, you probably wouldn't know.
But it's okay. No, that didn't mean it.
Probably not.
That's not what it might be.
I'm still being rude, I'm not lying, I'm still being air-free, you know?
I mean, I was there, you know, I was there for your bonobo bums, remember you had that shit and that, you had diarrhea?
No, I don't remember that.
Oh, I remember, like, you know, it was yesterday, remember you had to go to the airport and you got really difficult just because you had diarrhea?
No, it couldn't be me. I'm most probably one of your other girlfriends, you have so many friends.
Somebody friends hate me
You called her a pet right I think she would felt very insulted that you called her that I
Called her that after she instigated for like 30 minutes. Hello. I
Mean maybe you just got off on the wrong the wrong ankle or is it the
First of all, I do you really not remember how it happened?
You don't remember your diarrhea?
No, what happened?
The view?
I just remember you talking with with L and you see and you were
and I was talking with seven and and then we and then I was like, hi, I'm Ray
I would wish maybe we can meet up and hang out and then she said um I'm talking to Gigi
it was so rude.
Oh yeah she's like oh I don't know you like that so why would I hang out with you cuz
I don't know you.
Yeah which is like what the hell yeah we can meet.
Yeah I mean I mean it validates you but I guess maybe the way she said it was very yeah.
I assume that is because like you know you guys are friends and you probably talk shit
about me to her which is understandable I guess.
I think she's still feel some type of wicked.
She's under the impression that we never worked out
because I blamed her for her leaving me for a man
because she felt like a second option
because I chose you over her.
Which I don't know why she would think that.
Let's call her.
Oh no, we have to call her.
No, because I forgot, no, we had a phone call
She was so fucking rude!
Let me read you these messages.
Now let me show you these fuck-ass messages.
What's her name?
Where? Oh.
Wait, hold on.
Hey, that's so odd-y-wee-wee.
Look at that. She said that one.
I'm calling her.
Oh, I'm calling her.
Hey, I think she probably answered.
She's very busy, you know, calling her.
She used to be in a music band.
I'm calling her.
Hello seven um it's me and Gigi and I see to figure out you wrote her a letter
you guys were a thing or whatever and then she broke up with you and are you
guys like oh everything fine or like why do you hate me I don't know is it
because she vented to you and like talking about me or like what what
happened why I feel like we got off on the wrong foot
Are you okay? Like are you are you intoxicated?
Yeah, she's you know our drinking on Mount Chile ad. Oh
You both are drinking together. I get that you're busy. We can call you. I'm not. No
7th
Tell me everything. Tell me why you didn't want to talk to me. I
I
Did not want to talk to you. I came up and I said conversation it was loud. I didn't mean to interrupt
I'm not okay, you know, there is no problem, but then you called me a pet
So you don't like me. Why don't you like me? What did I do? I close you pet after you were rude um
Do we need a calculator to put two together?
No, we don't need
Put an app on your phone and you can just press 2 plus 2 and add it together.
I don't need a calculator. Ray, what's your name? Right? I'm assuming, like, right?
It's Rachel? Ramona? Ray?
Do you have brains, animals? You're not even tipsy.
Are you good or do you need like a doctor?
I don't need a doctor.
Just confuse him.
Gigi, what do you even see in her?
I don't get it.
I think she sees the things in me that she just lack or don't have, potentially.
potentially
Well, I guess we'll find out who she's spending more time with
Shevin, I mean, I guess she wants to spend time with you drunk on a mountain because that's the best time to spend time with you
I guess
It was my idea
I'm gonna throw up
I gotta go take care of my best friend I'll take care of you besty GG
I'm coming
Oh god.
Girls are so mean and her name is Subban.
Did you really need to call her?
Yeah. Are you kidding me? Why? Okay, Ken. Okay. Listen. Okay. You know how we're having
a fresh start. I don't like her. I don't like her. I like you and choose me. What? I want
Choose me over her
Ray I hey Quentin, how are you? Hey, are you okay? Are you okay? Oh, yeah?
I've just
All good. Oh, yeah, no, okay, so maybe I shouldn't tell you this right now
Wait, oh, I heard you put it a police report for me. That was nice. No, I did that but this is something else
Oh, it's Quinton Quinton, you know Quinton Quinton
You're not gonna, you're not gonna
But you go on speakerphone Quinton Quinton
I'm with Quinton, I'm with GGGG
This is Quinton Quinton
Hi, I'm with Quinton Quinton
Alright, what are you gonna say to the Quinton?
No, um, I don't know
I don't know if this is a good time
No, this is a part of the drinking time
No, what are you gonna say?
What are you gonna say?
I can remember this, so I don't repeat this. You didn't hear it from me.
What?
Somebody paid somebody a visit in prison.
Who is- can you just like stop using acronyms and just-
One of them has gray hair and one of them looks like a clown.
Hello?
I
Everything
Are you a chatter daddy box?
I
You fed
Hello
The keys are in the past the keys are in the driver's seat, you know
Oh, you can't message
Yeah, I saw yeah, are you it?
What?
Did you go to prison?
Well, not because I did something, but because I just went to visit, I suppose.
Yeah.
Why?
Not anymore.
Why'd you do that?
Well, I could maybe have an adult dialogue and reason in some way or shape or form, but
I was horribly wrong.
What happened?
Oh my God.
Gigi! Gigi! Gigi! What the? Gigi! Um, I have to go.
Okay.
Whoa!
Huh?
Uh, hey sneaky.
Are you okay?
Oh, just a couple drinks is all.
Oh no.
Hey, I guess who I talked to today.
I know what happened.
What?
I thought I was gonna surprise or something.
What happened?
How did you know?
That one of you and I are friends still.
We were kind of talking about you earlier.
Oh, okay.
So I guess I don't have to kill ya.
Why would you have to kill me?
I mean, she was my ex-daughter.
but but uh what do you oh you had to kill me because you thought i like yeah i thought she
she was really hurt and yeah she was really hurt but it's okay i'm glad you guys are friends
yeah me too um i didn't know you're drunk so i kind of well you guys
You're supposed to...
Yeah, you were supposed to talk to me.
We were supposed to talk after the auction, weren't we?
Yeah.
And then, you got a phone call with Wendy.
And now you don't want to have a phone call anymore. What's that about?
Is that still the case?
No, no, no. I still wanted to talk to you, but I...
I have a...
I have a... and a chili head.
Yeah, that's fine. I...
I'll text you because you forget this phone call, and I'll tell you, you know, I'll just remind you.
Yeah, you said you had questions.
I did have questions, a lot of them, but I don't feel like it's a good time to ask considering your current condition.
Okay, sneaky.
I'll talk to you later then.
Oh, are you by yourself?
No, I came here with the GGGG.
Really?
Yeah, which we thought it may be a good way to catch up is to have a couple of drinks
and go to the top of the mountain, but I think she fell off it, so I'm looking for her.
Really?
Yeah, I can't find her.
Okay.
Gigi!
Gigi!
Well, yeah, I'm gonna bring, I will be there soon.
I don't know. No, no, no.
If you you're drugging you're looking for someone else's drunk on a man.
Oh, I think I found her.
Okay.
Don't worry. I'll drive you there.
Where are they?
I did it at the same week.
Did I hang up on?
Did I hang up on?
Hey! Hey, Juno! Quintin, keep mulking! Why are you making me Quintin?
Oh, you're with Quintin! Quintin!
Are you okay? Are you okay? What is going on? I'm scared! I'm so scared!
No! Are you scared? Is there nothing wrong?
Are you good? Just had a few jokes with the GGGG. That's all.
That was GGG. GGG? Cush-cush-tello?
Oh, holy shit, I know Gigi. Fuck. Oh my god, I know no Gigi.
Yeah, we- oh yeah, she said you dated a guy and he broke up and... something.
Ah, well, yeah, it was, uh, that's uh, that's uh, that's a little fucking- that's a little baggage.
It's a little baggage.
It was like her cousin or something, or...
Yeah, I dated her cousin for a few years.
Yeah, small world.
Mmm, yeah.
Anyways, I mean, we came up here and had a few drinks on Mount Chiliad, and we were just pumping up.
On Mount Chiliad?
Yeah, I didn't think it was the brightest idea, but here we are.
Yeah, at least a gondola... oh my god, oh my god.
Uh-oh.
Um, yeah, Mount Chiliad is at least a gondola that's up there now.
Oh, yeah, that's where that's where we are
um
Yeah, I was calling you a few days ago about something
It was a great your stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't think I can do it anymore at this point
I feel like I'm too locked in for court and
pop work
But I was
You range yourself is definitely more so
So, um, are you still doing cop stuff and stuff?
Right?
It's not like you're necessarily prioritizing one thing or the other, but it's sort of,
I mean, I didn't, it's, um, you can still do the cop stuff.
It's just, you know, you also have ranger things, like occasionally patrolling the county
and giving fishing licenses and hunting licenses, um, it's a very, oh my God, are you, is your
phone okay?
Did your phone just fall or something?
Hello, Ray?
Ray?
Come on Ray, let's head back.
Ugh.
Oh, hello, are we back, are we back?
Are we back, are we back?
My roadcaster breaks every once in a while.
Okay, surely it's working.
Yeah, you want to head back now?
Yeah, it's getting late.
Okay, come on.
All right, let's go.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I think I got a little too drunk and it's really fucking with my head a little bit,
so.
Oh yeah, you were all over the place.
Am I okay now?
Yeah.
Good now.
Come on, get back.
Hi Jordan.
Hi.
Um, hey, did you call 7?
And I'll talk about the letter.
Oh, wait, did I?
Oh my.
Oh, I mean, Gigi, Gigi and I were drinking and we were on the mountain and I asked about
7 and I don't know.
I think I called her.
We definitely were not supposed to know that info that I told you. Oh god, she's gonna hate me.
Oh god.
I'm sorry.
Well, I had to ask Gigi about it.
You know?
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Seven hates me.
No, no, no, no, no. She just hates you.
I told her to get help you later.
Are you stupid?
Okay, that's a little crazy and also I'm not gonna lie the pet comment was what it was a bit wild
That was a bit. Yeah, it's pretty good
Oh
Speaker, well, yeah, we're on the mountain. Oh
My god, okay. Hi, Gigi. She's running. She's on the phone. I don't think she's
Where's my date hold on a second swan. Oh my god, I'm on a date right now
And I think she just left me because I'm on the phone. She hates me
I think um oh you can go enjoy your date oh no no no no no real quick though um
what are you what were you saying uh before uh when you were talking to her
oh i was going to say the pet comment the pet comment was a bit that was kind of crazy
i'm not gonna lie i'm a wild okay i know i know what i'm saying am i not supposed to give the same
energy back no I was I told her I was
honest with her I told her I respected it
I said I thought it was a bit out of
pocket but that low-key I kind of
respected it that you like you know like
dished that hard and she agreed low-key
but like also that was it was just a
wild comment I got to be so real
it was being rude so I'm gonna be rude
back. No, you know what? Maybe not from your. Okay. Long story
short, it's me and then yeah, and seven and I had met her and
then Gigi and seven were talking. It was loud and then I
leaned over and I was like, hi, I'm Ray Ma maybe we can meet and
like, you know, and then she said, um, you're interrupting me
And Gigi, I don't know you.
And I was like, okay, well, damn.
I was hoping to get to know you.
And then I had assumed, because she was so fucking rude,
that maybe Gigi vented to her about me,
because you know, we have a history.
I mean, we're fine now, I think.
And then she, and then one thing led to another,
and then I called her her pet, and then here we are.
Yeah.
I mean, I get it,
because I do think she was bringing hostile energy.
But I don't think that she hates you.
Like, I think that you guys, like, low-key,
like, I think you guys would actually be good friends.
Like, it doesn't also, like,
set the habit.
She's gonna have to apologize to me.
Okay, okay, and that's valid,
but like, do you think you would be down
to maybe apologize for the pet comment?
I can apologize, second.
You know what? That's fair. That's fair. It's Jordan. Hi, Gigi. She said I called
Seven and told her about your letter. You said what? Did I call Seven and tell her about
the letter? Oh god. You did it. I did it. You did it. It's okay. Seven will forgive me.
It's all gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be great. Tell her to say sorry first and
then I'll think about saying sorry second. Okay. Okay. I'll tell her that. Okay. Thank
you. Okay. Everything's gonna be great. I'm glad you guys are talking. I'm gonna focus
on my date but you guys enjoy the rest of your time and I'll talk to you tomorrow ready?
Okay bye.
Okay bye!
Don't be silly.
How are you feeling?
Do you feel a little bit more sober?
Yeah, I'm just really upset.
So, maybe my, I don't remember the whole thing but what did that guy say about visiting
the clowns or something?
His name is Quinton Quinton. He works at the courthouse and he said that
That chatty had a visitor
Oh, yeah, it was
there
Eric there the judge yeah the judge
why would the judge visit chatterbox? well daddy shot him so maybe they wait why did
he shoot him? at the debate. no no he shot Carmella. he shot both and oh I
Oh, I guess it was very different for how I looked at it. Okay. Yeah, so
Yeah, apparently
Supposedly
People think he was aiming for the mayor, but I think I know why he shot it
We're not the mayor, but why would you why would you think? What was the reason you shot at Eric of all people?
Because I became friends with Eric and chatty's crazy
I see, there are you guys like friends or you guys like friends?
Friends?
Okay?
Okay, so I maybe try to just feel threatened because, you know, maybe you just haven't seen
them as much and, well, I mean, I guess I'm going to be honest with you, I think you will
have to get used to it since if you haven't talked to them, you guys are not together
and maybe he's seeing with other people then maybe he's going to continue to be sporadic
with anyone that you associate yourself with.
I need another question.
I meant to ask you this, I don't know if you don't have to answer if you don't want
to, but...
Do you still see yourself as a clown?
No.
I mean, I miss how it was before, and this, you know, was so much fun, but I can't go
to that lifestyle anymore.
You can't or you don't want to.
I can't.
But hey listen, if I already know, but if you ever need anything, even if it's a problem,
call me, okay?
Yeah, maybe.
I guess it is a little different now, because I feel like before it was just you and I and
Now you don't have so many best friends.
I just kind of want my ride or die.
You have your ride or die, April.
Right?
I've seen her recently.
She pulled up to the girls college meet and greet, I guess.
I mean, she was assaulted by Vivian,
But she made a guess, she made a guess,
apparently she's been around, apparently I've seen her
on all the social medias and heard of Siegel and stuff.
That's your best friend, that's your D1, right?
They need to reach out and she's just gone.
Oh, she's just gone.
I'm sorry.
So that's why I've been trying to make girlfriends,
meeting people and just hard making new girlfriends when everyone's already best
friends with each other and they already probably have that's why I'm so upset
about the speakerphone bus things I felt like you ruined my chances of making
new friends it was so hard I'm gonna be honest with you I'm pretty sure those
girls will still be fucking friends with you it's fine being friends I just
I'm just having a bus run, that's all I mean there's kiddies
and they talk here like that
I'm working on it whatever it's fine
You can drop me off at the- oh, we could go get your car.
No, no, um, where do you want me to drop you off?
Oh, well, I mean, you didn't get your car, right?
Oh, true, that's- that's right.
Um, actually, I guess I'll be dropping myself off.
Yeah.
Fine.
Yeah, uh, it's not too far from here, so.
Yeah.
Did you have fun, you had fun, right?
Yeah, no I learned a lot and I'm glad we're civil now.
Ah civil, that's good.
That's a start.
You want to know something?
actually was going to get a bird. What? I was going to get you a caged bird, but apparently
the felony to capture birds. So I was thinking about going hunting and not actually killing
it, but just capturing for temporarily going to release. But apparently it's a felony to
capture birds, so I couldn't do that.
This is the thought that counts.
Yeah.
Are you sure you OK?
Yeah, just.
Just miss out on this.
I'll apologize to seven.
Alright, yeah, I'm sure she would really like that, I'm just going to drop myself off up
just up here at this pawn shop, because I did say I wanted to see my family, so.
It's like some stuff's going on.
What car is, uh, alright, um, the keys are in the ignition.
I got the fuck out of here!
Great.
No.
I think it's right now.
It's just-
You ready?
Call me, okay?
If you want to hang out and just-
Do something fun.
Or just call.
Please.
Anything.
Okay?
Alright.
Driver, we got another-
Alright, I'll see you soon.
I can't do this!
Can you do it?
Oh wait, yes.
It's-
What do you mean you can't do it?
You gotta-
You gotta put the hook on.
How can you do it?
You gotta hook it on?
You just ram in the back of the car and hook it on for you stop stop stop stop
I can't I'm not wearing gloves
You gotta get out of the car and to hook it up. You're like slamming the back
Expecting
I'm going to keep up.
All right.
I'm going to get rid of something.
I'm going to get rid of something.
OK.
Sad.
Did I not message her?
Hello, this is Seven.
Hey, it's Bray.
Um, I just wanted to...
Hi, Bray.
I'm sorry for calling you a pet.
And being rude, um, and, uh, for calling you, and just...
Take care, Gigi.
It's a fair, but what do you mean?
Are you not hanging out with her right now?
I'm confused.
No, she, we're done hanging out, but I just,
I think I was hoping it could be how it was before,
but it's not like that anymore.
So I just give up.
And do you think, and why do you think that is?
Well, before we were best best friends,
like she was like my writer done by now, you know,
it's been so long.
across the fucking street, across the fucking street.
It's so long.
And do you think it's based on her actions or both of y'all's actions?
I'm not calling you for therapy lessons, okay?
I don't have none. We'd have to go after.
I'm not trying to give therapy.
I just want an understanding because I think best friends break up with her.
They feel like you're breaking up with your soulmate.
So I'm trying to be understanding, even though I know you apologize for calling me a pet,
and you know, I forgive you and all, even though I should have whooped your ass,
should have whooped your lap, but that's not the point.
You know, I understand. Like, that's when breakups hurt.
I'm just trying to be listening here.
You need to understand that I would fuck your shit up if you ever tried to fight me.
That's cute that you think that. That's really cute that you think that.
I like your I like that you're delusional. Sometimes the Lulu is a solulu, you know
girl, I
Think it's a lot different doing crime in a gang than being like a you know getting two catfights of vanilla you
Don't let this niceness fool you because I can't do the ringer babies on an issue. What nice. Nice. I literally it's niceness
I have been nice to you.
No you haven't.
You've been like, I literally thought maybe I could just apologize and take accountability
and you're just like, oh I should have beat the fuck out of you.
Like what do you mean?
You started it.
You were rude off the rip.
I was not rude.
You were interrupting a conversation.
At least in that moment I, that's not the point.
That's not the point.
We're circling.
We're circling.
We're circling.
We're circling.
You know, I just, I just want to make sure you're good because you are important to
Well, she wanted to bike down the mountain drunk, so... I guess, Gigi.
That's even more dangerous.
The fuck?
That's just plain foolishness.
OK.
OK.
You know what?
I forgive you, right?
Like, I forgive you, you know?
And I apologize.
Oh, I came at you.
That wasn't nice.
That wasn't cool.
And I'm not that type of person.
Thanks, Summon.
No problem.
You know, hopefully this can lead to a type of acquaintance ship.
That's a fucking word, you know?
Yeah, maybe.
All right, I'm going to go.
Bye.
OK.
Bye.
She's good.
Did I hang up on anyone else? I forgot.
Love bitch characters in RP. Yeah, no, it's really good.
Derek, and you know?
Ugh, God.
I feel so bad for her. He's like...
I was, you know, excited to make amends with Gigi.
And she realized while she was drunk that Gigi has so many other best friends.
Riamon doesn't really have a ride or die anymore.
Doesn't have a best friend.
Just a lot of friends.
She has friends.
Well, she doesn't have that best girlfriend anymore.
And then she's realizing how lonely she is.
Oh, gross.
Oh.
They both fire in silent, want to play Valo.
I don't think I should.
Ow.
Call me next time you aren't extremely, insanely, aggressively drunk unless you die.
Is he asleep?
Maybe asleep.
I tried calling.
Maybe I sleep.
I tried calling.
Call me when you can.
Oh, I guess we could try to clock in as a lawyer
and see how that works.
Not to tell her that I apologized.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey, are you f***ing okay?
No, but it's fine.
I'm sorry that I exposed you on accident.
Oh girl, it's okay.
Truly.
I-
Also,
Gigi and I went together.
Like, I dropped her off, or she dropped me off, technically.
And I just realized some things, and so I called seven
and apologized, and yeah.
Oh, you, what did you, can I ask what you realized?
What?
Can I ask, like, what you realized?
Oh, yeah.
It's just not the same, like, this is my first time hanging
one-on-one with Gigi and I mean I think you know like we reconciled, we made amends and I guess I
was just expecting us to go back to how it was like you know she's my best friend, I'm her best
friend and then I just kind of realized that he has so many best friends right now. When I
fronkingly asked her to choose me over seven and she couldn't do that so like I get it you know
like she's made better new friendships and then just I don't I guess I just
didn't have expected us to go back to how it was because you know we'd make a
ment in the past and we'd still be best friends you know so I guess I just was
looking for a ride or die and ray oh my heart dude I listened well this might
not mean much but you've been one of the main people in this city that is
like gone out of your way to like, I don't know, not only make me feel welcome, but make
me feel like you actually want to get to know me like as a person one-on-one.
And I just, I don't know, I feel the same way and just know that like, I consider you
a friend, you know?
Yeah, you know, I have friends, yeah, I have friends, like we're friends, I have a lot
of friends, but you know like, who's your best friend?
Honestly, I don't know if I...I don't know if I have a best friend, I...um...Cod.
Um...maybe...maybe Buster?
Like my lavender boo, I don't know, he's...I don't really...it's all kind of lighthearted
though.
He's just like my boo thing, you know.
I don't know.
I don't know, Ray, if I would say that I have.
I did have a best friend long ago, but they're not here.
So, but that's OK.
Hey, that's OK.
You know?
That's happened to me.
My writer's eye was April Fooze, and we were in the same
gang together, and then she left to go tour the world and
do music. And then she came to town and didn't even message me. And you know, I thought,
you know, maybe with Kitty or Gigi, I could maybe, you know, reconcile or fix our friendship.
But it's just, it's been too long, you know?
Yeah. I mean, reality is like, I get it, no matter what friends you make or what friendship
up that is still a loss that you're gonna feel regardless like it doesn't
change that it's not gonna be the same and that's okay yeah yeah so yeah I after
realizing that I realized like maybe I went so hard on seven because maybe I
was a little jealous or maybe you know right you would choose me and it's not
like right anymore so you know what's interesting about a ray like you you see
someone that like every like people would be crazy not to like choose like you
but I also can sense that like there's that fear that you won't be I mean not
perfect I definitely fuck up I definitely leave when I shouldn't I definitely don't say things that
I should and I um yeah I definitely have abandonment issues um yeah I just love to be wanted and love
to be loved and I like being part of a family and I just lost a lot of family and you lost that
I love, so yeah, so I'm working on it.
Yeah, well, I'm glad that you spoke for her.
I mean, I still think no matter what,
you're going to feel that loss, because it's very clear to me
that you both meant a lot to each other.
That much is very clear, but at least maybe you
can like shift perspectives.
Like moving forward, you can kind of like process that
and see that things are different now.
And I don't know, but I just, I'd really like for us
to get to talk one-on-one sometime, you know?
I think it would be good.
And I'd love that.
Yeah, maybe another day.
Yes, get some rest I think, especially after today.
Yeah.
Thanks Jordan.
Anytime, anytime. I'm here for you, okay?
Okay, bye.
Bye.
I'm emotionally tired.
What a day.
Too much socializing for me.
But we still have three hours.
What the fuck?
I said I'd do 12 hours.
Thank you.
Did I hang up on Juno?
I'm just going to call Bear.
I can try to check the job stuff.
Actually, first I want to get rid of these messages.
Oh.
Yeah, alright, bye.
Hi, sneaky.
Hey, you okay now?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry.
I'm gonna be talking to you under the influence.
Did I say anything bad?
it's fine oh okay I'm sorry whatever it was
no it's okay um you still talking?
are you kinda tired?
yeah no I uh yeah I want to hear what your questions are
it's a lot of questions Monday a lot?
it is a lot of questions and it may even sound like
I don't know. Where are you?
I'm in a random parking lot, sitting in my rental.
Okay. Uh-uh. Take me there and I'll come get you.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. I'm not ignoring that.
Oh my god.
I got to update L, too.
What was I doing?
I was calling.
Oh, I have to give them my location?
How do I do that?
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
I broke his phone.
Wait, really?
He had a restart!
Oh.
Oops.
My bad.
Get the log out. Yeah, that's so unlucky.
It couldn't have been me. I just sent some dots.
I know you can delete messages, but this is better, so he can still read them.
Guys, come on. No. It's so he can still read them, obviously.
I'm not actually trying to leave them.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hi.
Uh.
Are you okay?
Something happened.
Yeah.
Sad.
What's that?
Long story short.
I don't know if you know Gigi, but.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, long story short, I don't know if you know Gigi, but she was one of my best friends
back in the day and we got in a huge fight and we fell apart and I thought after seeing
her we could make up and we did and then I got in a fight with one of her other friends
because she was rude to me and then I thought she would choose me over her and then she
kind of didn't and then it made me realize like oh like we're not writer dies anymore
and then I realized I don't really have a best girlfriend anymore and I'm just sad because
I miss how it was is all.
Yeah it's fine.
Yeah it's, this isn't funny about Gigi actually um when Seeper's met me with a clown mask
She was really scared of me, and I would kind of chase her around all the time.
She was screaming stuff, and she even tried to kill me once by jumping out of the car into a gas station.
And then she stopped getting scared.
And then a couple years passed, and she's freaking out.
I could tell there's something wrong with her, right? The last couple weeks.
And she won't tell me why, but she said that there's someone that she's looking for.
And she wouldn't tell me who, but I would always check in on her.
Yeah.
I think it was, I think she was looking for me because we were writing each other letters
and I think so, but I just didn't expect our one-on-one time to go that way, I guess.
I just thought it would go back to how it was and it will never go back to that.
I don't think I need to go as bad as how it was.
Yeah, but I just didn't consider that she'd have so many other best friends, and that
was kind of angered into me, yes.
Maybe.
Yeah, and that's fine.
Um, hey, you wanted to talk?
You want to talk to me?
Yeah.
Sure.
Um, I got some poor warnings.
Warnings?
Because, yeah, I guess they're warnings.
I was just like, explanations between the way I say things.
Okay.
A little scared.
I have, it's fine, it's fine, trust me.
The point of me wanna talk to you is
to kinda get an understanding of you.
But I've heard a lot of things from everyone else, right?
Every, almost every single clown
has told me a little bit about you,
whether it's good or bad.
And I don't really,
Yeah?
What kind of bad things?
Good or bad.
We'll get there.
Don't worry.
But I don't really like taking one side of the story until I talk to the other person.
But when I ask people questions a lot, they solve it kind of the way I grew up and stuff.
I do seem to ask things a little more forward and it kind of sounds like I'm asking in some
way of trying to, like, I don't know, catch you in some kind of like, like, lie or judgment.
Like, what? Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. But if I start asking a bunch of questions and I,
you know, bring up one thing and then what about this or what about that? Or I thought you said this.
It's not because I, I'm like, against you or anything. I just want to make sure I understand
things okay yeah I mean I might not be able to answer everything but I'll try
that's okay I don't I don't think most of things I'll ask should be that way but
if it is, it is what it is. First things first, I got a question about Twinkle.
When he first told me about Twinkle, he was really, really, really like, I don't know,
like he really liked you a lot you know I mean yeah we were closer he was one of
my favorite clowns
well he lied to me today and so it just threw me off because he never lies
what are you lying about the bidding stuff he told me that the clowns are
bidding on wendy and it just caught me off guard, you know, just, I don't know, just threw me through the loop.
I mean, I still appreciate him.
Let me ask you this really quick.
Huh? Oh.
Is everything okay?
Um, were you able to do what you were trying to do?
I said you were leaving to do something.
Are you getting food or something?
I'll walk a little faster, which is annoying.
I was. I'm talking with someone right now, but I'll call you back if I'm free if you want to, right?
Okay, why?
For I don't have no vacations on, maybe if I turn them on.
I'm kinda doing something not okay.
What do you mean?
Okay, well if I'm asking you a question, I guess it's fine that you're gonna ask me these kind of things.
I'm having, I'm helping one of my friends
do something my other friend is making her do something to her friend
and is it a bad thing?
what did you say?
it's a bad thing?
it is a bad thing but it's for a good reason in my opinion
oh okay well if it's for a good reason then what's the problem?
I may not seem like that from the outside so
No.
No.
Well, I see.
Um, regardless, I cut to the pace of this question so we all don't take too long.
Twinkle's really like it a lot.
And then, and then, and then he was really sad when, you know, you picked someone else.
It seemed like.
Oh yeah, I think he had a crush on me.
Yeah.
Is everything okay with you guys now?
Oh, yeah, this is a long, long, long time ago.
Yeah, it's so, so past that.
I mean, we didn't date or anything.
It was way long ago.
What about with me?
I don't really want to talk too much about it because I heard you were going to stick with her.
I won't ask questions, but she would probably ask.
You want to go there?
So you want to push me in there?
No, what?
How are you?
I don't know.
It was so long ago, but I don't know.
She just, Shadi and I, like, adopted her, essentially.
I mean, Shadi kind of didn't.
Yeah, no, it wasn't it wasn't like official or anything.
It was more so just like, you know,
you know, just like playing around like how.
I was due.
So I kind of have to break the news.
So that's why I called her, actually,
was because I wanted to let her know, like, hey,
because she was like, I need some motherly advice or something.
and I was like, listen, you know, I hope you know that Chattie and I are not engaged anymore.
I gave the ring back so many years ago when I left.
You know, that's also the thing I wanted to ask about.
This is perfect. This is the lining up left.
You're a very curious person.
I am. I am. And it's because apparently you're a very interested person to the clowns.
So, does he, are you guys dating or not, like at all, like I guess completely separated?
Yeah, I mean, I thought, I mean, we never like verbally said it, but I, before I left town
four years ago, I gave him back the engagement ring. And so I thought that was a sign that,
you know I was parting ways. Hi Angel thank you so much thank you and yeah like I
I've been single I view myself as single and I mean I can't really be with him
anyways right now because it's super complicated.
Um, does he know that?
Yeah, he knows.
I mean, I told him.
I mean, long story short.
Um, long story short.
Long story short.
And I probably shouldn't even be telling you, but, uh, I feel like I'll probably find out anyways because you're a clown, but, um...
Okay, I've been with my dad, by my dad, and I was with him for so many years, so I was gone, and
uh, Chattie, Chattie owed a debt, and so I worked it off, and it wasn't enough for my dad.
So, essentially, I was sent here to kill Chattie, um, but luckily, I got a little bit of time,
uh, because Dad said I have to get it done by October 17th.
October 17th. Yeah. This is the same person. I want to make sure they're okay. You okay?
Hello? No, you're on speaker one. Am I on speaker? Yeah, I was. Am I on speaker? Okay.
That's just the face of the prime. Thank you, raging angel for some.
What is it supposed to do? The reason you left, didn't it?
What?
How are you confused about this?
You left for a reason, didn't you?
I love his voice.
Uh, Jake, face of the prime. Thank you.
I did.
Yeah, you got to run out of time, but I kind of thought you were there already,
because I've wasted so much time anyways. I was stalling.
okay I couldn't okay we'll talk about this later it's not that big of a deal
we just try again it's mine
don't worry about that okay it's alright I gotta talk to you later
I mean, if you're busy, it's fine.
No, no, that should be the last call.
If anyone else calls, I'll just hang up there.
You...
I kind of
knew certain things about you
and
that was
kind of one of them.
Oh, hey, in regards to
you,
you know,
you know,
you know,
in regards to something regarding your dad, I didn't know exactly what, but...
Yeah?
I...
weirdly enough, I have something similar to that going on.
What?
Yeah, um, it's been a thing going on for a while, which is kind of why I did leave Wendy, right?
because I didn't want to be put in the situation that you were in.
What happened?
Okay, this is kind of a long story, but I'll summarize it because I've come a long way.
No, I feel like this is great to know because I'm still trying to figure out what to do.
It's like, obviously, of course I'm not going to chatty, but like, you know, if I don't do it, my dad will.
So, I've gotta figure it out.
Before I tell you anything more, you, you, where you went back, it was in a hotel, was it?
was it? Huh? It was that you did not go to a hotel of some sort, right? What do you mean?
Like when I came back to Los Santos? When you left. I'm confused. What are you asking?
I heard you left a while ago. When you were with the condos, you ended up leaving. Yeah,
I was in and out of Hotels for a while before my dad found me, so I ran out of money.
Why?
I grew up in a hotel, but it wasn't one that you could just visit time and time, so I
stayed for a little bit and leave.
My parents were, and this is what they told me after I visited a few times in exchange
for information to pay off my parents debt, but when I was born, they didn't have any
money at all.
So there were people that waited outside of a hospital when I was born, and they pretty
much handed me over to them so they could make money.
And every year that I survived the hotel, they would get money as a percentage, pretty
much.
And if I died, then they wouldn't get any more money because I was here.
So they took their risk because they didn't have any at all.
They had this obsession with the number four and every four years of revenge, every...
It was a lot of things.
So I was giving my own room when I was four to live there every year on the floor.
We got an envelope, this person's name on it, and we had, until the end of the year,
killed that person or else we're dead.
They would kill us on TV, like, displayed to all the other people that were in the hotel.
If you could, if you could last 14 years, they let you go.
right there was 18 so something happened when I left last year that I still
don't really remember and I'm kind of trying to go there to find that out but
since that's a really difficult thing to do because there's 444 other rooms in
that hotel your odds of even leaving that place is extremely well but I guess
on the last year I did something and they don't really want to talk about it and I don't
remember it. So in exchange I came back there a couple years ago to see if it's even like
a place there. If it was just like me thinking it's like an illusion or something or some
but it was there and they didn't really want me back there.
But whatever I did on my last year of leaving,
they put the fall on my parents, I guess,
and they had to become cleaners,
which are pretty much people that just clean up the mess
after someone died, like a chance of death or anything.
But they have a lot of money they need to pay back.
So instead, if I go there every four months
and two of the people that are there
to help, you know, I guess, raise entertainment
so people perform or something like that,
I will get more information on that place
and my parents will get their debt cleared.
Single time I go there, they'll like,
lessen the number, I guess.
Wow.
But yeah, that's all of that.
So, if I don't go there every four months, if I forget or something happens, they will
either make me go after someone that I care about, or they will send someone else to do
it.
Yeah.
So, if I go there, I have to be a certain way.
I cannot think of anyone here.
I can't, I can't, you know, when I left first time, I didn't tell anyone except Wendy.
and I didn't even want to tell her, but well actually I told her maybe a couple of people but
I didn't tell them when the exact day was going to be because I don't want people to be like oh
I'll miss you come back blah blah blah because I don't mess with me you know to make me do something
stupid but I need to be extremely focused on anything but them right and even still it happened
and I ended up getting her really bad while I was there and it still kind of messes with me but
I'm not telling. So I just, I just, I kind of get what you're saying in terms of you don't want to
come back and you know, you know, you kind of got crazy kind of are, it's similar, it's a little
different, but yeah, yeah, so you broke up with Wendy to protect her essentially.
because I was and I was just gonna keep on leaving and I kind of shut off
everything before I go because again if I'm distracted I'll probably die they
will probably kill me if I'm focused on anything besides what they taught me
there when I was growing up I had to be kind of cold to them before I left
and in turn they probably wouldn't really like me so they'd be fine if I didn't maybe didn't come back.
Yeah. I don't think my dad would hurt me. I really think he loves me. I think he really does.
is, thank you loves me and I should listen, he saved me, he found me when I was all alone,
mentally broken from the brain bleed and you know, I think I can find a solution.
To a solution.
to not having to hurt chatty and to also
appeasing my father. Right, his dad's
coming to town in a few weeks so I
had quite a little bit of time but that's
why I've been able to talk to chatty
while he's in prison because I feel like
that's the safest place to talk to him
but I mean I've kind of told him about
some things and I told him it was
debt related and then it's just you know
we didn't get to talk very much because it's fucking...
what's his name? Carmulian? What's his name?
This is Carmen
Charmin, I don't know whatever the I know how much we're kidding
Carmine, but yeah that freaking weirdo like interrupted our talk
while
While I was talking to him and then they I couldn't talk to me anymore. It was awful
So I haven't
Yeah, I got to see him a little bit earlier today and and then it we I don't know we gotta fight during our talk too because
Like me I you know, I'm trying to find a solution and I thought you know
the chatting I knew years and years and years ago would be type of person to you know
Find a solution but then he's like no you'd have to shoot me or else he's gonna hurt you
And I was like I don't think my dad's gonna hurt me like I don't I'm not gonna shoot you
What are you talking about? Why are you just giving up on me? Like why are you just giving up?
Like you should you want to fight for this? What are you doing?
And so it just broke my heart that he just his only thought was just I
have to kill him I
Can't I
Won't but
Yeah, it's complicated
But it is and it has to be right like if someone else were to randomly kill him or something was happening
You die, but your dad still be mad at you for that. No, I think I
I think I mean my dad likes to play games. I mean I guess it runs in the Fallon family, but I I think
He would just
Probably say the job's done. I mean
I'm sure he'd understand if I said I didn't do it and maybe someone else did and maybe he'll be like
Okay, I'm proud of you. I love you. It'd be fine. Let's go home. I don't know I
just uh
Think he just I think he just wants chatty. I don't know
I don't know, but I don't know, I just, I don't know, yeah, he keeps messaging me and saying 27 days left, 18 days left, I'm like, okay dad, love you.
I'm gonna jump over to something that happened a while ago.
Do you remember Joana?
Joana who?
Joana Golden.
She was a therapist or something.
Wait.
Yeah, I do.
She was my therapist before I left town.
Do you feel like she's to blame for any of this?
No.
No.
So what happened was, I mean, do you know about the accident?
When you had to go get surgery.
Yeah.
When I had the brain bleed after the chatty and I got ocean dumped.
And I woke up on a little island.
And I, it was pretty much my brain after that.
It was, half of me was like me when I was in a gang,
chenging, I was like half, you know,
and chenging hated clowns, right?
It was, it was like me before I met chatty
and then the clowns and so I was like half of me
and then the other half of me was like current me
where, or like not current current me,
but like, you know, current me back then
where I was like, you know, I was like with chatty,
we were engaged and I love them.
And you know, I was with the clowns after I left chanking.
And so I was really mentally, I was broken.
I was fighting with myself.
And she essentially like half of me wanted to kill Chatty
and the other half of me wanted to love them and do with them.
And so I was talking to the therapist
and the therapist was telling Chatty, like,
oh, she needs to be locked up
and she needs to go to a mental asylum.
And I couldn't, I couldn't.
and I knew that I had to because if I didn't then the other half of me would
kill him and I couldn't let that happen and so I was like yeah put me in the
mental institution and then the other half of me is like no like I don't want to
I can't I can't do that and then at the end of the day I mean I pretty much
chatties listen I have to go I have to fix myself I can't be here I don't want to
I don't want to make a mistake or do something I regret.
So I gave him the ring and then left.
Do you, do you, what do you think?
What do you hope that he would have chosen?
Like if he had to choose between letting you go into the asylum, like 5150 I think it was.
Would you rather do that at Parkinson's or would you rather have him wanted you to go?
I mean, I'm glad he respected my wishes and I think because he let me go I got to find
my dad.
I'm so happy he found me.
It's my only family.
And he took such good care of me and he loves me.
Did he take,
and care and love you more than a chatterbox?
He's my father.
I think it's kind of,
it's a little different to compare relationship versus family and like blood.
You know, I just, I just wanted to be, I don't know, I was lost back then.
But I mean, I missed Chattie, I missed everyone, I missed the phones, I missed how it was,
but I think, um, I'm not gonna lie, can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I did I mean I worked all those years trying to pay off his debt and it I did build up a little resentment towards chatty I
Did it did make me angry sometimes it did make me
You know my dad was saying like oh man like if only he was responsible if only he tried harder if only he
Was this and this and this and my dad will always reiterate that and it just
know, there's a lot. You tell me every day. Every day it worked so that he wouldn't get
killed. And now I come back to this fucking city just to talk to him for him to tell me,
You have to shoot me.
I expected him to try with me.
And he's not.
Okay, so let me make sure that I understand this clear.
Well, actually, I'll just ask you so you can clarify.
The debt was tatterbox towards your debt, right?
Oh, you think?
That's the company that my dad is.
And I can't really talk about it too much, because...
That's okay.
No, no.
If...
My dad is, uh, he's, he's very, very smart, and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's
always work, and is always watching.
For example, when I got back to Los Santos I wrote a few riddles to chatty, because you
know I wanted to contact him, but not really contact him.
I didn't want anyone to know that I was in town, because I wasn't really sure how to
go about all this, you know.
And I didn't really have the extension, you know, so I didn't know.
And then I told him in a riddle to meet me at the mines at 6pm and my dad intercepted
it.
I left town that day.
So yeah, if you see like a Maltov or like fire anywhere, that's probably him.
He loves fire.
So you wanted to meet him in those mines though, right?
Yeah, I wanted to, like, you know, tell him that he's not safe and why I'm back in town
and I didn't mean to be gone for that long, you know?
Okay.
But I wasn't able to until I saw him in person.
So it's safe to talk to him while he's in prison.
Okay. What was your initial reason for kind of staying away from the clouds?
Because my dad is dangerous.
I guess I worry that if I don't do the job, then dad, you're not chatting.
My dad will go after people, other people that I've known and loved.
So I kind of wanted to stay away from everyone just in case
But I think
He only wants chatty, but I'm not quite sure
Yeah, I
Was like maybe you know if I just start talking to everyone again after he gave me an extension because he gave me an extension
He was like, oh, yeah, the tortoise gave the hair extension or something like I don't even know what the first tortoise is
I was like, okay, thank you so much. So he told me it was October 17th
And I was like, okay, so I have a few weeks and I was like, well if I just talk to everyone
He won't even know who is like close to me, right?
And so if everyone is a friend and that means you can't kill everybody
Right? He can't kill everyone
So if I'm friends with everyone and I talk to everyone and there's really no consequence and like surely, you know
Like if I don't get the job done then I won't get in that much trouble
Okay
So, is that why you are the way that you are with, with Barrick?
What do you mean by that?
Ted of us told me he was a rat.
And that he knew everything that was happening with you guys.
and like the stuff that happened to you was like you know all those times when you
when you were hurt and stuff you know about all that stuff happening and he's
still you know doing the things that I heard he's been doing
Um, is that, is that why are you, uh, I mean, being friendly?
Well, I, uh, I got so, I mean, because I didn't really have a family here, like, you
know, I had my gang before and now they're gone and then I had the clowns and now, you
know, they're gone and then, well, because my dad and then I was like, okay, well, maybe
I should get a government job.
So I applied to be an officer and I got it, so I've been learning how to be a cop and
And then I was like, well, maybe that's not enough.
Like, what if that doesn't work out?
I need like a backup.
So I applied at the courthouse to become a lawyer.
And so technically, I'm a lawyer in a cop right now.
I still have to go to lawyer school, but I am hired.
And then I, you know, Judge Barrick, he's the judge.
And yeah, I've just, I've made friends, a lot of friends.
And I use my boss, you know, he's one of my bosses.
So I think, just like I said,
Chattie maybe just got mad that I hadn't seen him yet and he saw me with
Barak maybe. I don't know. I've been with a lot of people and I don't know why he...
there can I are just friendly friends you know yeah yeah I'm sorry you're a
a very curious person. I wasn't expecting you to be so, uh, nosy.
I thought I gave you a warning.
Yeah, you did, but it was a, it's a nice surprise. I mean, I, it's, I don't know, it makes me feel like you're interested in me as a person, which, I mean, maybe you're just doing it for information and I get that. And I don't know anymore. I just, I don't know, it's nice being, you know, like, questioned.
Anyways, so, um, any other questions?
Of course.
Um, what else, what else?
Do you know what he did when you left?
I mean, uh, Chattie had shipped me some mail that had, like, a tape in it,
And it was like a compilation video of him talking to me and
It was a lot of updates and he definitely seemed really hurt and I don't really know exactly everything that he's done
What did he do?
Um...
He...
He got really really sad
And you know what happens when people get really really sad, right? Yeah
You're really really angry
Yeah, and when people get really really angry
They get really really violent
I mean he's always been
He got really really violent
Well, um, he's never told you about a sniper perhaps or anything.
We've only spoken like that once on the phone with you and Twinkle's.
And I saw him in prison behind some bars for like five minutes.
And then today, earlier today, I was able to talk to him for like about five minutes.
So I haven't really been able to.
Okay, so what I'm going to tell you, I'm sure you wouldn't like if I told you this, but
at the same time, okay, it's a lot of trust I'm putting in you then, and they're gonna
appreciate the trust that you've been putting in me.
Yeah, I know I, I don't know what it is about you, but you make it easy to talk to yourself,
I hope that we can both keep each other's secrets.
Of course.
Deal.
So.
And I will also say this.
I will say at least 90% of the clowns have already forgiven him for what happened.
90%?
Yes.
And that's only because I know for sure I'm not one of them.
Oh, and I'm not entirely sure all of them have, but I know a majority of them have and you haven't forgiven him. What happened?
What did he do? So I don't know this
The I'll tell you at least what I was there for apparently
This kind of happened before in the past and maybe he'll tell you about it
Maybe someone else will that actually have a full story on it
But
When I kind of knew the clowns
There was a bunch of mimes going around and
Things got really really snowballed one second, okay, okay, I need to think about something really hard
I'm sorry, it's okay don't forget to drink water and eat yeah
Do that a lot.
Want a donut?
Yeah, I'd like that.
Or an orange.
Um...
I'll take the donut.
Thank you.
Okay
My god
Oh, this is have I talked to anyone longer than this are you good or you need more time?
I yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm good
Okay, if you need time again, no, I don't need time. I'm fine. Okay
Okay, yeah, I was talking about what he went by, I'm just gonna say he went by
jacket right do you call him that oh he hates that well at the time he hated
chatterbox oh he wanted to go he went by Jagger he didn't wear the mask oh
black I'm the Jack spoke hmm yeah I'm not
Now imagine them with a sniper or anything you could use to attack you.
Regardless, before that happened, there was a bunch of mimes and snowballed into a war.
Multiple wars.
The last war ended up with the fun house blowing up.
And he really cared about the house, so it got to him really bad.
and I later found out that was more of an excuse because he still missed you a lot and I was still
getting to him really bad so that if anything I would say that's a tipping point but
it was a combination at the least between you and the house that Sam um it was him that blew up the
house no it was the mimes we were trying to stop him doing it but yeah because Tesla did mention
the house burned. Yeah, so after that that's when we started seeing Jagger
walking around and there was a day that he he took me to some hospital parking
lot near near like Cyprus or something and Emily thinks the prime thank you
He asked me what I felt about the result of the war.
I said that it was kind of a failure because the house got blown up.
Although we killed all the mimes or whatever, or survived, we didn't necessarily win.
And he seemed content with that answer, so he started walking away.
So then he came back and he put a shotgun on the ground and he said, if I shoot him with
that shotgun right between the eyes, then he can guarantee Wendy's safety.
What?
And...
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I'm sure you know this, but chatterbugs has a habit of using loopholes all the time.
Oh yeah, you said.
I decided I would use a loophole at that point too.
So I did shoot him in the face between the eyes, but I went really far away.
I went really far away before I did it, so that it wasn't like lethal.
He started bleeding, he passed out, and I immediately took him to the hospital and he survived.
Does he know that you shot him on purpose?
100%.
Okay.
And if that wasn't the moment, there was a second time.
What?
Because after that,
I don't think you like the fact that I use a loophole.
I mean, I don't understand how it's a loophole if he told you to shoot him to guarantee someone
who cares about safety and you shot him.
What is the loophole?
Because it wasn't point blank.
He knew I was intending not to kill him and he wanted me to kill him.
Oh, I see.
So he still did it technically without doing it in a loophole way.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
So, when he finally got out of the hospital, I was with a few other clowns, and he pulled
up, I went over to his car, and I was like, hey, I'm glad you made it, you're actually
alive.
He was like, yeah, he didn't shoot the killer or something like that.
And then, I'm pretty sure with the same shotgun that I shot him with, he shot me.
And then, I went down, and I went to the ICU and stuff, and-
Oh, I mean, I can understand-
That's not too bad.
Not too bad.
Yeah because because of that I learned about where I came from I started to remember that so I assume when I left at 18
they did something to where I wouldn't remember where the houses are or where the hotel is how to get there or any of that information
because obviously they didn't want people going back and and blowing that place up metaphorically even but I started to remember that because of that happening
So I don't really, I mean yeah, he didn't do that on purpose but that's what ended up happening from it so I guess we're even.
But then I made it uneven.
Oh, why?
Because Amber was supposed to go meet up with him and I was hiding in the trunk.
just to see what they were going to talk about.
And they were sitting around the car and Jagger had a request from her.
I don't know the entire request because all I heard them say is,
you bring me Wendy and I got out and I jumped out of the trunk and I shot both of them down.
And then I dragged Jagger into the ocean and then I started to realize I probably shouldn't have done that.
I called Tessa, told her that I did that. She told me to go back and get him. So I did.
Oh my god.
Lucky enough he survived that.
And then he made it even again.
Okay, yeah, I'm just I do feel like you know, that's a little warranted on his side. I think
of course I I
Do a little come from it if you survive, but at the same time there's a lot of things in play and
I'm glad things play out the way that they did because
But
He, well at the time, at the time I had, well I was with Wendell obviously, which is why he got done trying to utilize her, but I had an ex-girlfriend that was, I guess I don't want to call it the cliche like, I go crazy, whatever, but she wanted to torture Wendy.
I don't know if she was a jealous ex.
Oh my God, Wendy's just in the target of everything.
Right?
That's so sad.
Trust me, that's maybe like 5% of her targeting for stuff.
5%?
She got let on fire one time, something that she had nothing to do with.
Wait, this is messed up of you.
But I didn't let her on fire.
No, not that part, but like she loves you and she was so hurt because you broke up with her and she's no matter what, she's the target.
And you're not with her to quote, quote, protect her, but in reality, you're just hurting her.
And you obviously still care about her, so what's the problem?
Isn't that similar to what you're doing?
No, it's different. Okay, yes.
Okay, that's what I figured. However, my answer behind that. I feel like if we aren't together, our chance of being a target is a lot less.
What'd you think?
Well at least that's what I think.
So are you guys like secretly seeing each other?
No.
I'm also a terrible boyfriend.
Yeah, I...
I'm...
I don't like...
I don't like compliments. I don't like...
I don't like...
a lot of stuff that people typically like in relationships and I told her that and and she was like that's fine
I didn't say I like that either and things were fine for a while, but then I kind of just
Everything started happening with
Everything places are blowing up things and all that and I just kind of fell out of I feel like I wasn't being a good enough
boyfriend
and I
also felt like I
I was just going to keep doing things that I didn't want to do there, but yeah.
I'm really sure you're honest.
Yeah, but you know, honestly, you know, it's nice to hear.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, you got my ex to torture Wendy in front of me.
In front of you?
Yes. He pretty much was sniping all the clowns until we just decided, well it was kind of
a test of initiation. Like she pushed the idea of having Wendy kind of just turn herself
in. But at the end of the day it was up to Wendy, right? She's not like, Wendy, you have
to go. But she brought up the idea and Wendy was like, fine, let's just do it. Let's just
over with you know and she put on her cow suit and we went to her house we went
downstairs and over the time where I couldn't drink or do any kind of drugs
or else I would behave the way that I used to at the hotel which is not good I
I forgot about this
So I I eventually got back at her and her name was Emmy I
Got back at her for the whole thing
But I
told
Wendy I did not want her to be there for it because I was going to drink alcohol
Because I wanted her to see what would happen when I did it because she threatened to do that to me in fact
I think she was about to do it before the police showed up she was gonna give me
drugs and probably have me try and kill Wendy so I was I was going to do it to
her tell me but I did not want Wendy to be there because I knew I was gonna say
things that were a hundred percent just to hurt her feelings because that is the
way I behave when I do those things. But she kinda insisted on being there. And I said
alright fine. But the door cannot be unlocked until I've calmed down or I've passed out
I'm knocked out or any of the things, but after I got done torturing Emmy, they unlocked
the door. Twinkles unlocked the door. I think it was twice. At the second time, I pulled
out my shotgun and I shot Wendy. And then I tried to shoot twinkles as well, but I guess
I was drunk. I missed a couple shots and he got me. There was a drive out to the hospital.
I was saying some pretty mean things. Now these are all things that were told to me.
I don't remember ever happening, but it sounds about right, so I was saying,
meet things there, I was saying things to, you know, anyone that I could,
away to the hospital, and that happened as well. So yeah, Wendy is definitely a target,
it somehow, some way, every time.
For a one day.
But back to, yeah, back to,
what did it go to?
I have a question.
Why do you stare on chatty after everything that's happened?
The good out is the bad.
What is the good?
He has a really good sense of leadership.
He admitted to all the things that he did, he took all the consequences and yeah, I just think he's, the little, actually I think he's a lot similar to me and the way he handles his mistakes.
if the good outweighs the bad, then why haven't you forgiven him?
He said that you're part of the 10% that hasn't.
Because he was aware of what he did
the whole entire time when he claimed that that was not the case at first.
It took until a court case where it needed to be verified
to where he admitted that
everything he did was on purpose and not against, you know,
where there was no
Jagger turning into chatterbox or chatterbox turning into Jagger
It was just him similar to the way I put the sneaky mask on and I take it off
so
from that point I
Know it's hard to it's hard to accept that just yet. Maybe eventually I will but I
Can't I mean what would it take?
What would it, what would he have to do to make you leave?
I mean it seems like you're quite tolerant of what he's done to you.
Um, to make me leave, he would probably have to die doing something that we could have helped him with.
If he tried to handle it on his own, and keep it to himself, and then he messed up, and
then everyone has a fall because of him dying or something, I would leave.
I think you'll forgive him someday.
And, uh, we'll see, we'll see.
So, to almost conclude with what he kinda done, um, he, he did all those things when
When you got to a journey, I told you there, she got shot.
He went to get better.
I don't want to say too much about all these things, because I do hope he kind of tells
you about himself.
Because I feel like it's something he wouldn't want to say, even though I did say a lot,
but it happened to me.
I feel like I don't have to keep it too secret.
And he ended up getting better, and now I'm starting to feel like he might go back to
that if things go wrong between you guys.
And that does not mean I'm trying to say you guys should get back together or something.
I'm just saying I hope whatever happens between the two of you, it ends on a good note.
Because I don't want to have to be the one to do it.
A lot of people wouldn't, a lot of people were taking his hits.
A lot of people did not want to hurt him or were afraid to hurt him.
So it would probably be me if he had to die.
Only the person I heard that would spawn his actions when he's like that was happy.
So, I don't know, it's either you or him,
or either half your life or something,
or all the clowns are just, you know,
maybe not make it this time, if he goes,
because of the way he went last time.
But that's not your fault.
It sucks because now I feel like I need to just be with him to protect a lot
of people which is just not realistic.
You know, it's not real. I'm thinking that this is just good. I don't like and I've heard
I cannot believe he tortured all of you like that because of me.
I hate that.
At the same time, I would never forgive you if you got back with him or something because
of what I just told you.
I feel like if anything, what you told me pushed me further away.
And now they'll probably never forgive me.
I'm not going to tell them.
Okay.
I appreciate you telling me.
That was a lot to take in.
I know.
And again, oh, he's so fucked.
He's so fucked.
I think I can give something to if you guys can find some,
like, conclusion where you don't have to kill him or maybe
your dad changes it.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
That's the thing.
I'm trying.
That's what I'm trying to figure out before the 72.
trying so hard to find a way to
to save his life, also appease my dad and also make sure no one gets hurt.
But I feel like no matter what, someone's going to get hurt.
That's fine.
If you want to talk about unrealistic, having all those things happen is unrealistic.
People are going to get hurt. People are going to people already are getting hurt.
Even out physically, but.
I don't think you should push him away because you don't know what you need to
get. I mean right now it's more so I just don't want to piss my dad off. I don't
want him to punish me. I don't want anything bad to happen because I made a
mistake again so I'll work on it I'm gonna figure it out there has to be a
solution right I think so I think you should at least exhaust all your
options and then and then go with the last last ditch ever yeah but I feel like
chatty's making it difficult because his only solution is for me to shoot him
that's what he wants which just really pisses me off I mean if he wasn't in
situation would you want him to just shoot you?
if he was in my situation and he asked
to give him time to come up with a plan
i would trust that
okay
tricky and you feel like he's not giving you time to come up with a plan
He just when we talked briefly he just he just kept saying like no you have to shoot me
it's the only way you're gonna be fine you're not gonna hurt and I kept telling him my dad's not
gonna hurt me I'm not the target I wish I sent here to do the job finish the job finish the job
and it's just messy
I don't know. I just need a little time to figure things out and come up with a solution.
Unfortunately, he's in jail, so he has no choice but to play it.
I mean, yeah, this is when I found out he was a person who was believed. That's the safest place
he could be right now and it allows me to you know have a little more time
so did you get all your questions answered I think so I think so I'm
curious how do you feel about me now because I know you didn't really like
Um, I feel like, I feel like we definitely have a good understanding on, on things happening around us, but I'll be honest, I don't really want to be good with you because I feel like something might happen to you.
And then I'm gonna end up like the rest of the clowns
Like they talk about you all the time all the time
And they're always sad and when you left they were sad they always talked about it. They always brought it up
randomly
like that so
If things are okay, and if things get better with you and
and tatterbox and your dad, then maybe I would want to be better friends with you, but I kind of
feel like I'd be setting myself up if I tried that now. But I don't hate you. I don't dislike you.
I'm glad you're honest.
I get it.
You don't like that answer.
I mean, it's already been a rough day of friendship, so just, you know, I get it.
I'll still call you Monday.
Okay, then what about me?
Any question you ask me?
I get attached easily when I shouldn't.
Maybe I vent too much when I shouldn't.
Alright.
And I, uh, it was nice talking, but I understand that's all it was.
Information.
Of course. Sounds good to me.
Uh, I'm gonna have two of those pick me up. You gonna be okay to go back to your car?
Yeah, I'll probably stay here for a bit.
No, that's okay. That's a tattie.
That's a tattie you see there.
Alright. Bye, sneaky.
See you later.
Holy unlocks.
That was a lot.
Wendy, yeah.
Thank you for the 20 gifted on Twitch and on YouTube, thank you.
Poor girl.
I did not know he tortured the clowns like that.
I know Tessa mentioned that he went crazy, but it was bad, bad.
I'm surprised that they all forgave him.
Who's this woman of LS? Oh wow like all the women? Is that the same one from earlier? Oh it is, okay
All good
Both the auctions fun
I don't think he's on anymore.
What a weird day for Raymond.
What a weird day.
Tons of new info? Yeah, it was a lot.
How's she feeling?
He's...
He feels lonely.
He's uh...
sad. I think, uh, especially it being right after the Gigi stuff, uh, she kind of really
just put all her eggs into sneaky as, you know, I had intentions of Raymond to tell Gigi
all of the stuff when they were hanging out, but it didn't go that way. I was hoping that
they were going to get closer, but it just didn't work out.
And so I think Raymon just kind of attached to Sneaky
and because they were like info dumping on each other.
And then he made it clear that they can't be friends.
And I mean, she understands, but she's
sad about the whole situation.
maybe Tessa Raymond. After
everything that Raymond learned,
she knows that all the clouds
got hurt because she left chatty.
That was a horrible thing for her to learn.
Oh
Hi
Hey, how's it going?
Horrible
Well, why is it horrible?
Um
A lot. What are you doing?
I'm walking around Cyprus right now.
Cyprus?
Yeah.
Like, uh, south-west side of the city or southeast side of the city?
Why?
Just, uh, you know.
I just need to walk around for a minute. I just slept, you know, with the car. She's going to pick up roads and
Want to be alone for this phone call, so
Long story short I went and hung out with Gigi I
I
Went to naturally add we got drunk on mountain and
We made up. I mean, are you busy because this is long?
We're not on our busy
And you know the whole whole thing busy fill out this busy fill out this but not for you
Well, we made up. We apologized for how it was four years ago and I guess I was under
the impression that it was going to go back to how it was. Like, she was like one of my
rider days, like my best friend. And at the vanilla unicorn at the auction, there was
Was this girl named Seven?
Do you know Seven?
The last name is Figures?
I don't know her last name.
But.
The only seven I ever knew.
Well, knew off with Seven Figures.
I don't know if it's the same person or not,
but I suppose either way, the answer's not really.
I mean, it probably is.
I feel like it's a pretty unique name, so.
Yeah.
Anyways, so it was me standing by Gigi, and Gigi was standing by Seven, and this was before we hung out.
And with Seven, I was talking to Gigi, and I said, hi, I'm Raymon. Would you like to hang out?
And I thought, because I saw that Gigi was friendly, friendly with her.
And she said, I don't know you, and I'm talking to Gigi right now.
So I thought it was really rude.
And so I got a little admittedly quite bitchy,
and I fought a little bit.
I mean, verbally, not.
We got snappy.
And then I said, well, GG, enjoy your pet.
And yeah.
And later, as I was moving around the mountain,
hanging out. I found out from Jordan that 7 had written GG a letter and that they were
actually really close and all that stuff. So I told GG when I was drunk that, alright,
Alright, just watch the truck drive into the ocean.
Okay.
They're fine.
They drove out.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was weird.
Okay.
No, everything's fine.
Okay.
Was I, um, so...
I told Gigi, or I was, I called seven.
I told her, I was like, hey, I'm hanging out with Gigi,
my best friend, and she said, you'll never compete.
So we're fighting still.
And then after the call, I asked,
I told Gigi I wanted her to pick me over seven
and she couldn't do that.
And it made me realize that I don't have my best friend
like I used to.
And so she had a lot of other friends
And it just made me really sad.
And then after that, cried in the car a little bit.
And there's this clown named Sneaky that wanted to talk.
And so pretty much all night long, we sat on the beach.
And he was just kind of interrogating me about questions.
And he told me so much information
that I didn't know about in regards to the clowns and Chatty.
And I had no idea how horrible it was.
all the horrible things that chatty did while I was gone and yeah I didn't know
was that bad and then he said after talking all night long and I had like
opened up to him a little bit and he said well I can't be friends with you and
and uh I understood I get it it's complicated and everything sucks
wait you're saying he can't be your friend just because well no it's it's complicated there's
a lot and I understand like he's kind of been a situation in like mine where you know he has to
not be with someone that he likes because her life's in danger and it's kind of the same thing with
my dad except after everything I learned I feel like I don't know how I feel about our box like
I thought maybe we could be civil, but I really hate what he did to these people.
And now I'm just really confused, because I don't know how to, like, pretty much speak.
He was like, yeah, because you left.
he did all this horrible stuff to us.
And then he was like,
I'm not saying that you need to get back with him
to stop it from happening,
but he's worried that's something
like that's gonna happen again.
It's complicated.
Well, listen, if any part of you feels like
that you're actually to blame for all that, you're not.
Have somebody else that made those decisions?
Because maybe they were angry about this, that, or the third, and God knows the reason
it.
I don't need you.
And maybe you do.
But it isn't your fault.
Nor do you need to be held hostage, or should you be held hostage?
by any. Anything that somebody else is gonna do or has done.
I just don't... maybe honest with you.
Yeah, I thought that. I'm not sure I can make it.
You can tell me anything.
I'm really honest when I came back Los Santos I had I had you know my mission which was
to kill him. I wasn't gonna do it. I had envisioned, you know, coming up with a plan and making
sure that everyone's okay and, you know, making my dad understand I can't and I just like,
that was the plan. And I had went to prison today to go talk to him. And all he kept saying
was it was only for like five minutes it was so short but he kept saying you have to kill me
you just have to kill me and I was like what do you mean I'm not gonna kill you
like I feel like Tratterbox from four years ago would have come up with a plan or like put
put in a little effort or tried to come up with something and he did it.
He kept saying, you have to kill me.
And now I'm just angry.
I'm angry because of everything he's done to others and I'm angry because I feel like
he's just given up. And I'm not going to murder this person. So I just don't really know what
to do at this point. And that's where I'm at right now.
I mean I don't blame you at all. I don't think anybody that has ever truly
I love someone, I could expect someone else to kill that person or one of those people.
It's, uh, right, clearly an impossible thing to ask of somebody.
I think he's gonna die.
And it's gonna be my fault.
How so?
What do you mean how so? This whole situation.
I mean there's always...
I don't know maybe I'm naive but...
I feel like there's always another way.
But at the same time, judging by what you've said in your talk to him, and I guess mine,
he was very firmly entrenched in whatever his thought process is.
And he just can't see beyond it.
I'll figure something out.
You don't have to do it by yourself.
You know that, right?
What do you mean, boy?
It's like watching the artists both the masterpieces, baby.
Are you really dumb?
Maybe.
Anyways, that was my whole night.
Um, it was just...
Tired.
like it's weird you'd think after making over a hundred thousand dollars that'd be
a static and over the moon but it's not like that
I guess that shows your money doesn't solve everything it doesn't but it does
solve my debt to you so at least something good came out of it
Yeah, I guess so.
A little bit.
Small victories, I guess.
Anyways.
Listen, I really mean it. You are not alone.
Why do I feel so alone?
It might not be the same.
I mean, I don't think I can answer that for you, but...
I guess things aren't the same.
You're around a lot of people then you're not really used to.
Not yet.
People then...
You haven't really built those bonds with the perhaps you had different times you were here.
Yeah, I guess.
That doesn't mean that you won't get there.
Yeah, I know.
I guess what makes me sad is...
seeing all the relationships that everyone has with others already like
everyone has their ride or dies and their family and their friendships that
have gone for years and years and I just feel so
isolated
you know yeah I mean I have friends but yeah we call them the best friend I mean
and my one best friend is literally not even in town anymore.
Oh no, it sucks.
Whatever, it's fine.
Okay, enough about me.
I'm sorry, thank you for listening.
I'm just gonna go for a walk.
Well, this anytime you wanna talk, I'll listen.
All right.
Thanks, Barry.
You sure you want to be alone right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't get it.
Just obviously call me if you need anything.
Or even if you don't.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Long as conversation everyone is oh my god there's so much so much to talk about
so much talk about god I don't even know where the frick my car is I walk so far
I
Need a boat I
Need a house I need to retail therapy. I think that's what we need we're stuff not right now
Is it
Well, it's just still so expensive.
Can we filter it by price?
Eight million dollars?
Can I not move this?
Beach Motel Room 80K.
Okay.
How do I sort it from highest to lowest?
I can move these, but I can't.
Is it arrow key?
Oh, what?
It is, but I can't move the other side.
It's so awkward.
It is sorted from highest to lowest.
Click price again.
What?
It's from lowest to highest.
Like that?
I want to see photos of the houses.
Eight million.
You can make eight million dollars in this game.
I hope you get to run into some silly RP, rain needs to run into Buster or Carler or something.
Yeah, okay.
I know today was really, really a lot.
I have to have more lighthearted RP.
I'm like actually mentally tired.
I feel so bad for her.
I'm actually like so sad for her.
I'm sad for everyone.
I'm just sad.
I'm like actually sad.
And it says open house, do I need a real state person?
Go see them.
I can just walk in.
We can go walk in.
It's not very many, I mean, wow, it's been 11 hours, honestly that, that talk was really
good. Um, I'm glad we did it.
Learned a lot about sneaky.
I got one more hour left.
You cried today?
Yeah, I did.
Uh, man is this reminder tomorrow, uh, I'll be live at 2 p.m.
to play games with Ludwig squeaks and foosley.
Um, so it's a variety game day and then depending on how long that goes, um, and my energy levels,
uh, maybe I'll swap to something else after, but I guess, in the meantime, I'm gonna go
check out the open houses, I guess we have to walk back.
convinced let's a hop on our pee. The thing is like I don't I don't think Leslie would.
I think she I think she only would if like we did all of us did four one uh one lifers or something.
I forgot, Raymond doesn't know what you guys have told me.
Thanks for listening and good to go buy a house.
Even though she can't afford it.
He's playing Rust.
Yeah.
He's going to be.
I still haven't really decided if I want to play Rust for like a day or something.
I don't think I do.
I think I skipped the Rust era.
It's just I'd rather invest my time into one game like GTA. Oh god, it's muddy
Jenna's here. Hi Jenna
One is beyond Pokemon tournament. I'm not sure there hasn't been any updates on that right now
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys so much for all the subs on Twitch and YouTube as well. I really appreciate it
Like I missed a lot
Russ isn't a good game anymore. The thing is it's not just regular Russ. It's a Abe's Russ server
And so it's it's a bunch of streamers and it's like a role-play Russ server
So it's pretty fun
but
I feel like I need to just lock in on one or the other.
I can't really do both.
And I feel like I've been pretty locked in on GTA right now.
I feel like the only reason why I would want to
is to play with other friends, you know?
Friends that I haven't really played with in a while.
I could brick bake off it.
That's just too sweaty.
Yeah, actual rust is actually sweaty.
Wow, I walked so far.
Why didn't anyone stop me?
We tried.
This is really cute that I like all the blankets and stuff and all the locals.
You know what, she probably needed this walk anyways.
Needed to think about things.
I didn't even, when I was walking,
I didn't even notice all these umbrellas and stuff.
Like getting the steps in.
Okay, yeah, I think next time I play GTA,
we need to do light hearted RP
because I feel like today was loaded.
It was like all lore and very intense and nerve-wracking
and it was big orange.
Start doing some lawyering.
Yeah.
I feel like this isn't really increasing anything.
is.
comedy RPG.
Uh, sad.
Raymond was so certain that her and Gigi, we're just going to go back to how it was.
so certain that they were gonna fix things.
I mean, they did, but she just has
so many closer friends.
It's been too long.
It's been too long.
Ha ha.
You actually play tennis.
Oh my god, we're almost there, it's a miracle.
But Kitty, yeah, she'll talk to Kitty eventually, I mean, it was kind of a lot.
But she's a little hesitant now because she's tired of heartbreak.
She's, uh, I mean, she got fried and rejected essentially by two people in the same night.
I mean, Gigi didn't reject her, but you know what I mean?
Like, she had this expectation and just, like, kind of realized that, you know,
It's not ever going to be how it was.
Who else?
Sneaky.
He kind of just, Sneaky was asking a lot of questions,
and it made her feel like he cared.
But in reality, he just wanted information.
I want to go to these houses.
I'm going to go walk in.
fairly certain you can walk around not a hundred percent though. How did he do
this? You can do this? Oh there's a reply button. Yeah also Twinkle's lied to her
like she just the way she's felt about the clowns has always been the same way.
The clowns are pretty much they belong to Chatterbox. Chatterbox is the leader
and she's always felt like she, you know, they were kind of like forced to like her.
I mean, obviously not all the clowns like Twinkle's and Tessa, maybe even a little bit of Kirk,
genuinely became friends with Raymond, but not all the clowns, right?
And there's a lot of new clowns and now it's hard for her to not think that
All the new clowns suffered and all they don't even know Raymon. They just know that
She was engaged their boss and their boss, you know, their boss lost his shit and
Tortured all of them because of her and like they don't even know her, you know, it's just
It just sucks for her everything sucks
Everything fricking sucks
And it's going to suck for a while until something happens and maybe things will turn
around.
I don't know, we'll see.
But she's in it, you know.
All right, which house should we go see?
I kind of want to go look at like a realistic house.
They're all kind of ugly though.
Let's go look at this.
expensive. Wait is this the one that he was talking or Barrick was talking to
Raymond at?
No? Okay.
Hey, I mean nice to look at a beach house.
It's like if you find people to split the cost with, it's not too bad.
Yeah, that was Dawson.
Like one of these houses, like on the beach, on the beach and closer to town would be so
Nice.
Price reduced.
We're on Pacific Bluffs.
Distance.
What is that?
What?
Pacific?
What?
Am I dumb?
OK, hold on.
Filter.
No surprise, maybe.
How do I sort this?
It's probably just a sign.
That's what you mean?
I thought you were saying it's a sign.
I shouldn't buy it, but you meant it's literally just a sign.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ah!
I'm sorry!
I just killed a cat.
Oh my god. What a horrible day. What a horrible day!
Right, I'm gonna find this damn house.
It's a bit of an alphabetical $8 million house.
Let's just go there.
7 years of bad luck, uh.
Raymont for jail.
Yeah, that would have been crazy to be arrested at the same time as Chatty.
If Raymont actually got arrested while, you know, Chatty was in prison, I think things would have gone differently.
You know what I mean?
I think she probably would have reverted back to cups.
Like, I've kind of always, oh, no, there's a fake sign,
probably, would have turned to a wrong con.
I don't know.
Something would have happened.
kind of like there's so many different ways that things can go for her life and
I'm not gonna lie I did not expect it to go the way that it's going like I was so
certain in my head that chatterbox was gonna not say to shoot him like I didn't
I think that was like a real option.
He doesn't know everything yet, that's why.
Yeah, I'm sure things will change.
Things change all the time.
But as of right now, I am surprised
by how things are going.
Let's role play, baby.
I'm pretty sure this is the same.
Oh, it's different.
This house is $8 million.
Oh, my god, the view is insane.
Wow.
I just would like to have a place that's close to the town.
I feel like this is so far.
This is stunning.
Are we able to go inside?
April's birthday?
No!
It's, oh wait, this isn't an open house.
Wait, is it an open house?
Down here.
Oh my gosh.
Ooh.
Wow, it's so beautiful.
Battering ram?
Wait, I should have kept the battering ram.
You got drunk with taco here?
Yeah, I remember the party.
I feel like it looks a little, oh wait, is it a little different?
I feel like it looks a little different.
Wow.
Wow!
Wow!
It does look prettier.
I want to find one on lot.
door. Wow. Wow. Oh my God, the gym is out. This is part of the same house? I thought
that that was the neighbor. Oh, oh my God. This is insane.
Why is she walking like this?
What is happening?
I'm called the horse.
Oh, it's...
Pfft.
Ah, Jesus.
Oh, God.
Blurks and vibes. Thank you for stopping.
Thank you so much.
Hey, Miss Mond.
Hey, Commissioner. Um, I had a question.
Am I having an answer?
Um, can I borrow the battering ram?
Absolutely, not an off duty.
Oh.
Is there somebody stuck somewhere?
No, I wanted to check out these open houses, but they're not open.
You might need a real sage of that.
Even if it says open house on the app?
Yeah, I mean maybe they have the hours you gotta go to when they're open.
Oh, okay.
I mean, so they're not actually open, they're closed houses.
Yeah, I mean, there's gonna be a real city that comes around.
We'll probably, you know, do house tours or open houses.
Okay. Okay, thank you.
Alright. Be safe. Enjoy your night.
Bye.
Damn. It was worth a shot.
Yeah, maybe...
Maybe we...
After we make some friends?
After we make some friends, with some girlfriends, we get into bikinis and come to this open
house and borrow the jacuzzi.
Wow, so beautiful.
I can't believe it.
beautiful. It's a little like for me personally like what the heck is all that so unnecessary.
For me a house like this is way absurdly big. I would never ever want a house like this no
matter if I could afford it or not. Way too big.
Vehicle registration stolen.
Agh.
Canada time.
There's an inside pool, too.
I just want to look inside.
Wow.
What an insane house.
Hi Jessica, how've you been?
I hope you've been well.
I'm kind of surprised our characters haven't run into each other yet.
I'm not gonna lie.
And there's a bar back here.
Wow.
It's not looking at the trash.
Oh, oh, it's a reflection.
What the?
Wow.
You want to take your things out to Jessica?
Oh my gosh.
There's a doghouse?
Can you actually adopt animals?
Oh, this is the back.
Oh, this is the garage.
Wow, how cool.
I wanted to see the top floor.
Why are there rooms in this?
Can I break anything?
It actually did damage!
This is crashing out.
You can get arrested.
Okay, and?
There's a odd place for the gym, I think, and you know what, if you had like 10 people
living here maybe be worth it maybe even 15 let's go look at the other oh there's
two big ones what's this one this is six slots garage that one's eight it only has
Oh, it doesn't show the bedroom size.
I want to go check out this one, ugly and only 4,900 square feet.
Do you guys know who's made the most money in any GTA RP era?
Like, what's the most you've ever seen?
I got a hurricane in her bank and now she's looking at eight mill houses.
No, no, no, I'm just looking at a curiosity.
Mr. K.
Oh my god, no.
Damn it.
My rental.
How much?
Oh my god, no.
I rental how much.
Mr. K or Buddha.
I'm going to let this fly.
Lang had an almost 500 million in his bank account in 3.0.
How did he make that much?
Oh god.
Hey.
hey hey oh you're still wait yeah so shunt I ain't you good I just had a long
night is all but now I'm just looking at open houses I heard you got like
$150,000 to view or something.
Yeah, it was like 115k or something total after the 90%.
It's pretty crazy.
I mean, I'm not quite.
Wait, you took home 90%?
Yeah.
I mean, if you have the money, do you actually have it in your pocket?
Yeah, they sent it, which I didn't believe.
oh that's actually that's insane actually I think they take a lot more than
that yeah no they tried you're gonna called me and saying that like hey we
ended up not making any money you have to pay out all the employees and they
they said that that they didn't make any money they pretty much broke even and so
So, um, I was like, okay, well, listen, like, send me all the money and then I'll decide
whether I want to donate after.
But then I talked to Jordan who said, listen, they were talking about taking 50% without
even discussing it with all of the people at the auction.
Who's they?
Who's the...
Who's the...
The management.
Abinah, or Abinah, yeah, Abinah Uniform.
Oh, I see.
I just-
Like, is that a portion in particular or...?
Uh, I think, I don't know. It sounds like there's like multiple management, but...
Regardless...
Uh...
Um...
Yeah.
She didn't act on it, like she asked me first and I said no, and then she sent me the money right after and I...
Just been waiting to chat.
That is...
Okay, well that's still...
That's still fucked if they were talking about taking it without even telling anyone, but...
Yeah, but they didn't.
So, I mean...
City.
That's fine.
Um, yeah.
Well, um, that didn't win.
Well, I kind of heard the story of...
I heard some story about your channel box.
What?
I heard some story.
Someone told me that there's...
I don't know that you guys dated a long time ago,
and I have a feeling that, you know,
I think all the clowns go together for him.
Yeah, that might be the case, I guess I'll find out when I go on the clown date, so.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no chatty, and I were engaged.
Is we're engaged?
Yeah, and before I left town after a severe brain injury, I gave the ring back.
Oh, I see.
uh yeah so that's all yeah that's all that's just that's the whole thing um you gonna sleep
um yeah but i you know i think i will take you up on that therapy session i'm not gonna lie
a lot's gonna go happen and yeah i kind of want to hear kind of want to hear some of the stories
So is it you do this job for tea not really to help people?
Do I sound like the kind of person who just takes a job for tea or?
I mean
You just said
I'm trying to make the city a better place
I want to hear the story so
I'm trying to make the city a better place here Ray
I'm trying to
I'm the helping people
You know people leave my office feeling much better
I just
Helped someone with their father
They found out who their father was
I found it once.
You sent this against therapy code?
Like, should you really be talking about this stuff?
Yeah, you know, you know, this is a little bit too weird.
I'm just giving them a rough idea there.
Coming on for the cricket here, therapist.
I gotta go.
I might just answer the audience.
Oh, talk to you later, fine.
Ha ha ha.
OK.
Where are you?
I'm looking at open houses that I can't afford.
Perfect. Which one? You're being kidnapped.
Um,
no.
Oh, no.
Um,
wait, all right.
I'm not telling you.
I'm busy.
Busy.
Yeah, I'm looking for houses around me alone.
No, I'm actually having a really good time looking at the architecture, peeking through the windows.
Looking at things and imagining a life I could have had if it was normal and awesome and
love and family and
Anyways, um
Listen, you can still have that but somebody else is about to call you right now
I'll give that one second
God I don't have time I actually
Hi, Rhodes.
Hey, how are you?
No good. I'm just looking at properties for fun.
That doesn't sound fun.
It's actually really fun.
You've never just like looked at a really expensive house and just kind of hallucinate about what could have been.
Yeah, but but I also know that that house is probably still gonna be on the market for
You know a good amount of time before anyone is able to afford it. I mean
Yeah, I mean, I'm not really interested in this house in particular, but it's more so
you know just
Having a home and not being an apartment and having people to
Share it with and stuff like I used to
understandable yeah what's up those some of those material things have no value
until you sort of all those gaps right yeah but this has a copy pasta last I'm
with Eric no I know I know you say I you could you would have never guess I
I know. I know. Um, but let's be honest, you're not busy looking at houses right now. Are
you? I actually am. I'm going to bed at the point where you 30 minutes and no one's gonna
stop me. Okay. So we have 30 minutes to kidnap you. Is that what I'm hearing? That's not
a lot of time right that's not a lot of time need an answer clock's ticking 30
minute I need to do what we'll figure it out
why not just have a go at the flow type situation I feel like I'm flowing right
now by you know looking at alone slow alone mind you this is the first time I've
I've been along.
Right.
You got paid over $100,000.
Yeah, and I learned money doesn't mean shit.
Exactly.
Do you really think being alone is the, is the choice?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a choice.
It's a choice.
But, you know, just as well as I do, you'd have a much better time not being alone.
Alright, well, if you can find the open house on that, then I'll hang out.
We have to find the open house you're at. I need a hint. I'll make it happen.
It's an open house.
Bye!
It's not open?
No, well.
This is literally exactly the same as the other one.
That's kind of lame.
Ooh, it's a little different actually actually it is different in some ways like the fire pits over here instead of over there
This view is better, and it's also a better location
There's so much blood
Happen here
Yeah, this game is gorgeous.
What a beautiful game.
Close to self use a hint.
No.
Uh, Jeeves seems to be 13 months.
Thank you.
We did some RP here today.
He jumped into the fire.
That's the blood.
That's so funny.
I like that they put dog food in it as if it's feeding someone.
Didn't she play one more hour?
Hey, what do you mean?
I've been live for almost 12.
You're looking for you?
Well, I feel like I have to go to an actual open house.
This is an open house.
I felt it, didn't I?
Oh, I didn't.
Oops.
Maybe we go to this one.
I'm not worried about it and I'm not going to restart like if you're on YouTube right
watching on YouTube and it goes past 12 hours like you can still watch the stream it's just the
VOD watchers won't be able to watch the end of the stream but if they really wanted to watch the
tail end of it they can open up the twitch VOD it's fine it like I'm not gonna be live for much
longer like I just want to hit 12 hours but you'll lose it no you don't you don't lose the whole
You just lose what's cut off, I think.
Right?
That's true. Did I make that up?
Crystal thinks it's nine months. Thank you so much.
Just lose the hand. Yeah.
This one's like really far.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
I'm alive.
I'm going to die, I'm going to freaking die, I'm in cars here, is that a functioning art
Museum?
It's marked on the map.
This house is so far.
This house is so far.
Romney's Gallery?
Yeah, sad.
I don't really like the area over here, I don't know, maybe it's fine.
I think I don't go up this way.
If only, I don't think they're finding Ray tonight, if only she stayed, did they go to
the wrong house?
Did they go to the $8 million one?
There's a lot.
I'll stay at this next house for the rest of the stream.
If they show up, we can hang out.
Otherwise, it's fine.
Ew.
What's wrong?
This area is like, OK.
Wait, is this it?
Oh, this is it.
Why is it under construction and just so?
$300,000 for this like why is there two walls?
But what's the point of this second fence?
So why can't you see the side? Oh you can't a little bit
Kitchen.
Kitchen.
Oh my god, like the walls are so chaotic too.
Try the door.
Okay.
$300,000.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I wish the grass was at least green.
I can't see.
I mean, I like that this room has a lot of windows.
It's like windows on all corners, so that's kind of nice.
What?
A computer?
There's a computer.
Oh!
I think I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
What's that, Aikon?
Tattoo?
Oh my god.
Maybe she should go get a tattoo. Impulsive decision.
Look at this house.
I'm in a spot. I don't care, Drew. It's fine.
I'm not worried about it.
like what is this what's the point
I guess this house isn't viable.
Are you serious?
What?
What?
What?
I want to look at the construction.
Yeah, out of this neighborhood, that house is for sale, for $300,000.
Hey, what are you guys working on?
Oh, Jesus!
Sorry.
What's that sound?
What's that sound?
Oh, it's just like fake sounds.
There's even like digging noises.
It's so odd that they included that.
There's even like digging noises. It's so odd that they included that.
Oh, shit.
Hello.
Hey Ray, meet again. How are you?
Good, just waiting for you guys.
So, we did go to the most expensive property of the open houses,
Which is where I thought you
That's where I thought you would have been if you were looking at you know
I was wrong. I was clearly wrong. No, I was I was there much earlier, but when I talked to you guys
I was already past that
But I'm looking at the three hundred thousand dollar house and it's so horrible
I can't believe that it's 300k. I'm baffled
Genuinely baffled
300k and it's terrible. Yes, it's horrible
Like actually the grass isn't even green
It not even green grass
Yeah, I feel like that was the least the worst part about it is that it has two different types of walling and fences
And they don't even connect and it's ugly. It's so ugly, but whatever
Is it oh
No, it's far
What do you mean it's far from me like if you guys are at the eight mill house like I want to go to town
Yeah, no we can we can we can fix that
Oh, I think I gotta go to the next location now.
You have to go to the next location.
Yeah, I mean, I'm done looking at this one.
But what if you just stayed there for no more than 60 seconds?
59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51.
40, wait, 50?
50, yes.
So are you in a different vehicle?
I'm in my rental.
I think it's, uh...
Like the wagon, right?
It's, uh...
What color is it?
It's blue.
Okay, I'm not gonna drive off, I promise.
Okay.
I lost count.
We'll be there.
You distracted me.
I mean, ain't that my job?
You used your cop jobs against me.
No I didn't.
I did no such thing and I would never.
I would never.
Um.
Hey, we should see you soon.
Oh thank god.
My body.
Why didn't you?
Really?
Look at this house.
This one.
Yes.
It's $3,000.
It's so bad.
This is definitely a picture-upper.
There's rats.
I don't know. I don't know what that is. How about the county, eh? Like, Clito? I feel like it wouldn't have been as bad if the grass was at least green. It's awful.
You know, I could fix that. I mean, I'd probably take a while though.
Hmm. Oh, wow. This is very, uh...
I don't get it, like why are there's either like multi-million dollar houses that are
actually beautiful and then there's affordable houses like this that are just so bad.
F***ing messed.
Okay, I've got a question.
Yeah.
Mr. Brack was gonna shoot you.
Why are you only looking at the open house one?
Oh, because I thought I could go inside
But I can't yeah, I did too. I did the eight million dollar home
I did the whole exterior and I was like, I'm a fucking idiot open house. No, it was locked. I felt like a dumbass
Yeah, I mean
Still like I went looked at the outside but I could peek through the windows and that was enough for me
So I just I'm literally being threatened to be sued. I'm gonna I'm gonna blow this guy up
I swear to you by who why?
I arrested him, I took his crowbar, and he wants it back, and I told him I'd get it back, but I haven't been on duty, because I'm tired, I have a light!
Okay.
Let them sue you.
Let me look at another house.
I- I wasn't lying when I said I was having fun, by the way.
Like, this is actually-
I hope there's a rat.
Really interesting to me.
We just walked- we just walked through bushes with rats.
There is nothing fun about this, Ray.
What do you mean?
Like, you don't like looking inside the houses
and seeing what it is?
Oh, no, I do.
I do.
It just, I know it's all downhill for me
because every window I look through at the $8 million
home is going to be a mile better.
You're only getting the car, you're just saying so.
Trying to get in the backseat.
You first.
You first.
None of us.
Get in the front seat.
Well, I was good.
OK, whatever.
Ha!
Alright, let me go to the next house.
There's some nice houses up in the county that are sort of on the market, just not open houses.
Like, off of Catfish View and, um...
Can you still look inside?
Like, from the outside?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah.
Go to Catfish View, it's like right next to Lighthouse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking for you.
the fuck is the lighthouse again am i trippin
how much is this one fine when we're going to yeah you know
600 i mean 600 thousand 600 thousand 600 thousand 600 thousand 600 thousand 600 thousand
what i thought you said 600 million the first time i did i did okay so it's not six no
everyone it's six thousand have you seen the have you seen the house right yeah
I've been there once a long time ago that would be the place the catfish view
ones are relatively small like they're like low to mid 500 so a lot of people
actually affordable I guess it depends on how many parking spots and I think it
has three parking spots the one over there I'm gonna I'm gonna oh yeah
this is your favorite 3 1S4 yeah I the city is too close you're for me yeah I
like the view actually a lot for an extra $9,000 you get roughly 50% more
space in an extra-
God.
I used to live in the Vinewood Hills.
What?
It's an extra nine grand. It's five grand more.
Yeah, I used to live in the Vinewood Hills.
Um, it's so expensive over there, isn't it?
Yeah, Tessa gave me a loan and I managed to figure it out.
This was my god, it's like a currency.
This was like pre-sanguine.
It's more expensive.
Oh, we did it.
What's your goal? Like what are you looking for in a house specifically?
Of you and
roommates and
Somewhere I left. I'm down.
I need it. I need it. Yeah, I just hate living at the apartments. I hate it so much. I hate it. I hate it
I hate it
It's horrible. These are all good things. Well, not the apartments, but
Yeah
The rest of them
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I had to make a business decision that we were really crashing into that guy
Well, you know, this was quite literally the trolley problem
Trolley problem
Yeah, you have you have a lever
You know and and on one track for this train there are you know say oh
People
Oh God
Okay, so I got a fight with him when I was doing my ride along with him the first day and
my
I was so mad because he wasn't turning on his sirens to go through the red lights
And
I was so annoyed because I was like listen
I feel like that's kind of the beauty of becoming a cop like a little perk is that you can get through these red lights
right and you should be able to you know get through it faster to get to where
you're trying to be to help people right and then he was like right you can't do
that because there's a railroad track and there's seven people tied to the left
side and the right side what would you do you can only say right do you know
I'm wearing my Ranger uniform and he turns around and he goes Juno looking good. God damn and just walks away. Oh my god. Is this it?
I think it's the yellow one here.
It's pretty fucking cute.
I don't think his house is for sale.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, they definitely will be at some point.
These are likely.
This is so cute.
Right?
Can you repaint them?
Probably not.
The walls on the inside, I'm sure, but.
Hold up the guy.
I'll look at this map and go to we trust Wow it's so pretty oh my god to live
like this dress is not great if there's flowers though
I like the farms.
They're both available, by the way.
How much is the other one?
One's 5.24.
This one's 5.34.
The other one is 5.33.
Yeah.
Hmm.
This one has three garages.
The other one is larger.
This one is like
one hundred
and like eleven or something.
The other is one sixty something.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
It's a cute front yard, but a generator with two of my head in.
I fuck with the front of this one.
Right?
It's cute with the chair.
You pick these A1 and A2.
You see the lighthouse?
Yeah.
What's up?
Aw, there is another one.
So cute.
I'm gonna real quick.
cute these windows are just so reflective this is a fucking view yeah
this is I love it I want to see inside so bad I'm sorry is that a PD boat of
of which we don't have.
What?
Oh, are you fucking kidding?
The PD's out of quotes.
I'm going to take a picture of this until the IT guy.
Hold on.
Wait, what?
No, we don't.
What?
What happened?
I don't know.
Yeah, there's three.
There's just three civilians in there.
What the hell?
It literally says police.
This is cute.
What a way to end the day.
It's strange.
I like the view here a lot.
Actually crazy.
It's so reflective.
And this has four garages and a lot of space.
Ew.
Why do they make the like,
why do they have to make it disgusting?
Is there a house by the lighthouse?
I see.
Oh, I got on the generator.
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay, okay, okay. I found the one that I'm talking about.
Wait, let's go, let's go.
And it's like in the middle of nowhere, it's surreal. Oh my god, Ray.
Sorry. Holy shit!
Pathetic.
Why is it running, I guess?
Put in the fucking door! Put in the fucking door!
Open the fucking door!
Put in the fucking door!
Is that on the GPS?
What's it called? The other one?
I just lost it, Bob.
I really had to throw for it.
Hang on, let me try and find that.
My heart is swelling.
Oh, this is the one that Helen used to have.
This is so sweet.
I think Raybaugh needed this.
I think they castered down.
Oh yeah, this is a, well not the precise one,
but when we were by the church,
this was one of the two houses I was looking at years ago.
Yeah, I didn't tell you this, but I was looking to sell
the house in Polito at one point in time
to buy one of these two houses.
It's 99 BG is happening.
You're welcome.
That's funny.
Great chapel.
Great chapel.
Six hundred and twenty thousand three garage loads
254 meters
And it's definitely really isolated but
Love that one. I guess it can be the judge or something. I mean, it looks like it's not too far from town at least
Compared to some of the other ones
It's secluded. There's a lot of like wildlife
Peaceful. You can pull effects
cat gave four times CG is so funny so you can lift on a match for a while oh
really did you like it yeah it was it was nice it was nice I looked up like
everyone's animals for a while after sanguine those horses cats oh oh
Can you adopt pets?
Pestlers?
There used to be.
Not anymore.
No.
What? Why are you saying no like that?
Right. Are you a cat or dog person?
This is everything about a fawesome.
I have to pick.
Yeah, and you don't have to dislike one we gotta have a preference. Yeah, yeah
If I had to pick I mean I love both but obviously dogs. Oh my god
Are you guys insane? Are you guys insane?
Do you know you've been at number three to one and you will be voted out of this
Yeah
I just I used to really really want a dog right and then cats just stole my hog
Okay, great to be fair. I was the tiniest bit concerned
Because after smoking that joint the other day
You started meowing like a cat and also it was about the cat nap one. Okay, first of all Clinton app
Just because I choose dogs doesn't mean I don't really love cats as well. I just love animals
well you know I was I was I have joints in case anyone would like one oh my god
this is perfect wait this is perfect this is so cute it is also quite literally
in the middle of nowhere I just like that it's not disgusting it's actually
pretty. Yeah. How much is this one? It's like 600 or something, I think. Oh, no, I'm mistaken.
Wait, you can lock pick your way in.
Wait, really? Where do you get lock picks from?
You can buy them at the Mega Mall or buy them at the Mega Mall.
Okay, can I tell you a secret?
Rested go ahead. Okay, so oh boy. You promise you won't tell
Sure, wait, wait, don't don't say it. I'll say yeah
He's sounding off his recording device on his phone
He's under the influence none of this matters anymore precisely
That first $8 million house I went to I got impatient and I wanted to go look inside and
so I took a hammer to the glass and it actually broke it.
Were you able to go in?
I was not able to go in unfortunately.
If you're saying we could get lockpicks and break in, I would love to do that!
The police would be alerted immediately and then we'd get royally fucked.
We'd all get fired, yeah.
Once it hits nighttime, the owners of these properties are going to start calling us in for trespassing, just being around the property.
What? Yeah, they're on this shit. They're on there.
So, but you could be around the open house ones.
I'm assuming.
I don't think there's a problem with that, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I wanna go look at the other side of this house.
Where the fuck is Beric?
So, wait, who?
Beric, if you charge that fucking rabbit,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I'm a ranger, I swear to fucking God.
Beric!
What's wrong with him?
You know, not everyone is not everyone in fact no one's perfect
But as I tell everyone perfect is the enemy of good and trying to find perfect will think leave everyone unsatisfied
I think it's because when
We were hanging out one night. He ran over a rabbit. I told him it was a bad omen. So maybe
He's freaked out
I'm just kidding.
Why is this here?
Like, could we get rid of this stuff?
You didn't hurt the rabbit, right?
No, I would have.
Why?
It's so much a random junk.
My god, this is so pretty. This is so pretty. Oh my god, look at the pixels
Wow
Wow beautiful
I'm like sure you could like, fix up the exterior of this place.
Yeah, the backyard is awful.
Oh, how'd you get up there?
What?
That's a superb extension, Rose.
What?
What?
How?
Thank you.
Oh!
Oh my god, you know.
You just gotta believe you got this.
Yeah!
There you go.
Yeah, I think that's right.
Now, obviously, we all have, you know, for me, I don't think this, I don't think this
qualifies as like a view.
If this tree was gone, I think it'd be sick.
the location yeah exactly it doesn't really have the best view but it's so
naturey which I love it is so much are you even I love plants but I can't take
care of them so you a sock house we're gonna catch this then it's fine
Even the house is next to the ranger's station, those are really really nice.
It's like similar to the ones we just saw.
How much are they?
Oh, like same price as the other ones?
Oh yeah, it looks similar as well.
Hmm.
Oh, I want to see them all so bad.
What's the point of talking about your name?
I just don't know if it's enough for you.
Wait?
they're on the market but I think they have like the interior feeling a little
French yeah that area would be perfect because it's right on the alimony sea and
it's in the reserve as well yeah we can go take a look at him
We gotta hurry though.
Why are we hurrying?
Ow! Fuck!
I'm fine.
Because the storm is coming.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna be smoking actually,
and forget about it.
Wait, isn't it a storm?
No, this is gone.
Forget it. Forget about it.
Oh my god
I don't want to restart this whole stream just for like
Sorry, what oh
Not available
It looks so clean I
Like this one oh
Oh, this would be perfect. Oh, dude, why did I just sound like a dog? Oh
That's the thing yesterday, uh, really big I don't remember
It's riding with Zee and I go, oh, that's rough. That's like rough rough. I don't mean a bath, but that's rough man
I think that makes me a dog person
There's howland bargain
I just, dogs are just, I don't have like the antlet, unfortunately, at least not anymore.
There's a lot of responsibility and I can't give that rest, you know, I, it wouldn't be
far for me to take on that responsibility when I can't get one animal, right?
That's fair.
Yeah, on the opposite, give me like four dogs.
I'll figure it out.
Yeah, cats can take care of themselves, I get it.
I
Actually, I take that what I was gonna say when you meet say it. Oh my god, I have the perfect place
Why don't we I feel like statistically
the new discount
I'm kidding. I'm joking. I'm joking
I'm gonna say, please, no.
If you could buy the whole thing, yeah.
When I say statistically, I want you to know that I've done zero research, okay?
And this is just based on, you know, the personal experience.
You get home when you have a cat, and like, most cats are kind of just like,
Alright, you're home.
Most dogs are the happiest fucking thing in the world when you get home,
and it's nice, because when you've had a rough day, it's nice getting home.
It depends on the breed.
A rattle?
Yeah, it depends on the cow.
Yeah, rattle breeds are like dogs.
They're literally dogs.
They'll greet you at the door, they'll cry after you,
like they are the neediest little babies.
Oh my gosh, someone just skinned a deer and left it on the side of...
This is in the reserve as well.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you could be working doing ranger work right now.
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n...
Listen, I'm just saying.
someone a gun license. I gave you a fucking gun license. Yeah, give more people a gun
license. Literally what I did for like fucking three hours today. Okay, well, I don't know.
I think the one with the American flag in front of us is the biggest one out of the
three here but the yellow one I love the yellow all three are for sale it has a dog
You're joking right way. This is so cool
No way no way
Wait, this is oh my god, why are locals here? Oh
My god, this is so okay. I imagine just waking up getting your coffee walking down again
I'm not joking. I think these three houses are my favorite so far and having to look at them
Do you imagine like if the three houses were like full by a bunch of people who just know each other, right?
So you could have a whole cul-de-sac of right. Oh my god. I mean, do you know a lot of people that are trying to move?
I think everyone's gonna be wanting to get a house. My biggest fear is that people that are in gangs and stuff are gonna be buying out houses
and then nothing's going to be left for the civilians, which kind of starts big time.
If you say it's not to make so much money, I kind of thought I was making a lot of money.
I don't know. I think it depends, because I think there's people going hard with making money,
and then you've got people like us, where we have our cop jobs and government jobs, right?
And we only get paid hourly. We don't, we can't really make more than that.
So I think we're a little behind, I don't know, that's just my my theory.
That makes me so sad because now I'm daydreaming too much.
If you want to hold my breath, I'm scared, you know, but I don't think, I know, I don't think he's
on the market yet, but they will be a hundred percent. So you might give us some time. They're not on
the property app. How do you know they're gonna be available? At the insides of Rotana.
Oh my god I just love being by the water and I love that there's like multiple houses and so I
can just imagine. I know. Oh, good morning, guys. Good morning.
Hi.
I hang up.
So
good news, bad news.
Yeah.
Which do you want first?
Well, um, I heard that these aren't available right now. Is
that the bad news?
That is the bad news.
The good news.
But it will be available, that's the good news.
I mean, that's to be expected considering, you know, look.
Yeah.
Looks like no one lives.
Oh.
Okay, what are you talking about?
Hello?
I was like really looking you know through my eyes and then I just I just turn around and it was just
Sorry, I'm so sorry. Anyways, what were you saying?
Derek, why did you get murdered in here all of a sudden?
No, I'm so sorry. I just...
You're supposed to apologize for...
Existing. Precisely.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry for screaming.
Oh my god, it actually scared the shit out of me.
This is so cool.
This is so cool.
It's your little house, my friend, Barry.
I love it.
Fuck it, I will kill you.
one
now this is not my pd gun i bought a civilian one
a double action from falfer
what how did you get this
a button from where
ammunition they just sell these yeah you can get one
One
Damn hold up you put that away with the quickness
Run with it
Fuck that bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I know that
Anyway, listen, I got a question for you.
Maybe you can help me out with the answer here, right?
Like, are there any other restrictions and stipulations when it comes to certain properties
that you could maybe buy out throughout the city?
For example, if I wanted to rent out a motel room, like, you know, is there anything, you know,
in terms of like what I can or can't bring in there, you know what I mean, in terms of furniture?
Being a house.
Stuff like that, you know, as a landlord, I have a problem if I bring in like three beds or something,
you know what I mean?
Not that I'm aware of, no.
What the fuck do you don't?
No, like I can just empty it out and do whatever I want with that motel room.
What is he doing?
Yeah, probably.
I think it's okay.
I don't see one.
Oh, he's bandaging?
It looks so weird.
If I get one of those downtown apartments, I can also empty it out and just do whatever I want.
Pretty sure we can.
I don't know about...
Yeah, I mean, I don't know about your apartment.
Henry, thank you for the 10 gift.
I'm sure it's like 10 gift.
Thank you so much, Henry.
No, no, no, I think you kind of...
And plot rows, thank you for the 39% short you can.
Look at these.
I'm glad you can hear the chime.
Oh my God.
Pink bathroom.
Yeah, these are for sure are going to be for sale.
Thank you, Bojangles, for the 10 gifted on YouTube as well.
Thank you so much.
Instinct, thanks for the gifted.
The chimes are really pretty.
This one's quite small, but it's cute, and it's very small, but I like that you can sit
here. Well, and no, no grinding. But I do think Raymond will find people to live with.
It's nice, wow, oh, it moves.
what the hell? can I grab it?
oh! it's a... oh fuck in the water it looks so stupid
no shit! okay good
No, I actually look soggy.
How long does it take to dry?
Oh.
What the fuck is going on over there?
Can I take this?
Maybe this doesn't move.
I want a boat now.
I want a boat you want above yeah I may not be able to get you on permanently but I could
get you one in like that next 15 minutes if you want to wait really you can make a permanent thing
I'm gonna get one maybe maybe another day but that's exciting yeah good thing you answered because
I was about to just get you one.
Can't spoil me all of a sudden.
That's spoiling.
Feels like you're spoiling.
You want to get me a helicopter?
You want to get me a boat?
OK, the helicopter thing is kind of selfish
because I also want to fly.
Because it's like a very big passion.
So
Probably haven't talked about them. Well, actually
Um, I don't know if you remember but you have flown me before for a brief moment in a helicopter
I do actually remember that wait you do
Yeah, I do
I remembered you saying something and I
remember uh
Uh-huh.
I think that's married to like 50 men, because by technicality I was, I suppose, that's like
married to the entire Dan Klan at the time.
Like actually legally married to 50 men, that wasn't a joke.
Well, okay, so this is going to sound like super dramatic.
Okay.
like there was this other person it was married to them and I kind of fought one of the Dan's on a pier at sunset
to uh...
oh sorry
to kind of free them from this but I did not know that I was going to take up that mantle like immediately after
so it just kind of happened
I see so you pretty much adopted 50 men
if you could adopt like vows, yeah I suppose well um yeah I was uh I was reminiscing and I kind of
forgot that I'd met you briefly a long time ago when I was getting arrested
Yeah, I if you asked me how you got on to that rooftop I
Not answering but I remember bringing you down from the rooftop
I'll remember you like basically tell me not exactly tell me to shut the fuck up, but you know I
I didn't say shut the fuck up.
I was going to tell me to stop talking.
No, I didn't.
Okay, I kind of did.
But I did it in a nice way, right?
Yeah, but that's like a nice way to know like,
anybody working a professional job can respond to, you know.
That was crazy back then.
Where?
Roads and Juno?
I have no idea.
What?
Roads?
What?
Juno!
What the fuck are they?
Where'd they go?
I'm calling Rhodes. Hello. Where'd you go?
I just sort of by the water, but not like the dock, like past the dock.
Oh, past the blue house by the water. Oh, okay.
Yep, we're coming back. Oh, there you are.
fucking bitch
that was so specific
jeez
not gonna lie
this place is definitely
I think it's it
high on the list
this is my favorite so far
the dock is, oh my god
being by the water is amazing
right like the dream yeah always want to look by the water just like a water
don't you know you know many like yarn for the sea like people yarn for the
mines no I don't I don't think so there was somebody they yearn for the
What?
I will say
Oh my god
Has someone who grew up
in close proximity to the ocean
Mines? Oh
Carol
Um
It is
Did he go cave time?
I don't know, I equate it to like a pool
I feel like growing up everyone wants a pool until they fucking have a pool
and for the first year it might get used but after that it's it's just there it exists but
it never gets used and i feel like i feel like a lot of people do the exact same thing with living
by the ocean like the first year it's like this this nice great thing and by the way i'm not saying
this to dissuade you from getting that property or any of those properties those properties are
fucking phenomenal all right that you're like cramping my stuff right now right man well listen
I'm just giving you the I tell everyone you want to know if you look that in that dress ask me
I will tell you I will give you the 100%
You know when you like
honest answer
You know we go on a summer vacation and you go and swim at the beach
Yes and that's fine
Because it's not your norm
And you take a nap and then you have dinner and you go out with your oooooh
Yeah, that's the kind of cat that you like, Juno.
Right there?
Yeah, and wall.
And wall.
Huh?
And wall.
If it's my time to go, it's my time to go, brother.
That thing moves me down, that's okay.
get back to nature a little bit, you know?
Juno, when you're on vacation it's perfect, right?
Because it's different. It's not alone, you know, 24-7.
Yeah, I get what you mean. I guess, I don't know.
I don't think I can get sick a bit.
I can reduce this down to...
I'm not calling anyone here a basic bitch, okay? I need a practice.
Are you calling me a basic bitch?
I can, I can reduce this to basic bitch terms. You ready?
It's like pumpkin spice lattes.
Oh, I hate pumpkin spice lattes.
They wouldn't be popular.
But they're popular because they're only around for, you know, a few months out of the year.
You guys know, like, egg and milk lattes?
I am the basic bitch. I'm the basic bitch that gets a pumpkin spice latte. That's me.
That's me, and I...
I think it's different.
I think it's different if you've never lived by the sea and then if you move and live by the sea it's like wall, you know
Or like a lake
Right, and then if you grew up, it's like yeah, whatever indifferent
It's like growing up in the city and wanting to go live in the like the outskirts or vice-versa
It's just like that. I'm surprised you'd get sick of the ocean if you live by it for too long
I should clarify, I'm talking about the appeal of like the actual beach, not the view.
The view will always be phenomenal.
I've always wanted this house on the left here with the umbrella on the balcony.
I have to look at them.
I have to.
Right.
We used to own this house to the right.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Wait, this one?
This is the one that we bought together.
Yep.
All of you?
Yeah, kind of odd that he said this is where I live.
No mean.
No mean.
No mean.
No mean.
It was this dump here before too, or?
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah.
How unnecessary.
Yeah, right where the car is, where I blew off, you know, 11 of the times.
Alice, Alice Watson, she, um, she, uh, one of the first requests she
made was that the house have a ramp because we were all police officers and we were highly
likely to be in a wheelchair.
Oh my god.
I spent so many hours installing that ramp, it's not even funny.
Then Reid.
And then I was the one that ended up having to use it.
Yep.
Then Reid lived at one of these properties and he would keep throwing shit on our roof
every fucking day.
Oh, I'd be so pissed.
Yeah.
We'd rather use condoms on the roof every single day and then fucking...
joke no way okay no matter what I'm not gonna have any direct neighbors
it for anything. No. It's one of those just like you live through it, you move on. Yeah.
And if you really think about it, what you could have had, it'd have been so much worse.
Everything about a pigeon and a jaguar living on the corner, Jenny and the Simons living
right here, all the HWA living in that house. Oh my God, everyone's played so much hard
Yeah. I'm gonna go across the street. Every day, this would be filled with trash.
Oh wait, hold on. The ones across the street have a problem.
Why?
Nah, this driveway sucks.
Yeah, believe me, believe me. I cannot believe.
I cannot believe you bought this house with that driveway
Listen
And then this was also owned by
My family I guess no way Ziggie
brew oxby
Wait, this is so pretty how much is this one? I
Don't even know
I don't think so, no.
I will say, view-wise, the one to our right is arguably the best.
However...
It is, for sure.
In my opinion, it has the worst entrance layout known to man.
No.
It is the easiest.
Here, look.
It's so bad because it's all blind spots when you're walking out of your fucking house.
If you, if anyone ever wanted to kidnap you, you're fucked.
Aww.
Look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
This is the entrance?
So this is what you're walking out to every time.
What's the entrance? This is so weird!
It's so bad.
What the?
So you're- it's just blind spot and to blind spot.
This is such a weird entrance.
I got up here.
Yeah, you have to...
That's assuming that's the gate open up.
But, yep.
There's a party here.
Oh, wait, I think I remember a party being at this house before.
Yeah, this was, uh...
This was Magnus and Shavon's house years ago.
Yeah, I remember coming here and it was dark and then the cops came and...
Oh, sir?
Where you going?
Also, what's in that bag? I don't give a fuck you go straight to the beach
That hot that little like shag down there is available actually
This one down here
Yeah
Watch your step like 200,000 no way
Yeah
Oh my god, guys, this game is so beautiful.
Juno said she's thinking in the car, so she's, if they're public.
This one?
Yeah, it's like 200,000.
Just for this little box.
Man.
just for this little box the pricing is so off it's just literally one room in
there
that was literally nothing not divided at all either
It's a
Yeah, you're literally just paying for the location
One of the one of the big houses not on the beach side, but
One of us always under construction actually there is
One house up there that is about let's find 50
Pretty
Yeah, I mean it's on this side on the beach side
Oh perfect swing this open
That's so weird
I don't know.
You have to go through someone else's backyard.
But they were nice enough to let the swing swing open.
I gotta get off so bad.
My butt hurts so bad.
What do you mean it's 12.30?
Maybe eat dinner.
Oh my god.
So the two that are available are this one.
like front right side
but obviously that's like you know
super construction but
interior is probably nice though
oh it's the right
yeah that this one
oh oh it's a lot of space though
yeah it does look like it's under construction
like if you were to buy that like does it just stay under construction
Unfortunately, yeah, I could it but the other one is this one.
Oh, I'm fucking feeding.
Yeah, me too.
Wait, are you hungry or tired?
I'm just exhausted.
with you. Um, which cares. Wait. Is this the house I think it is? Yeah, I mean, this
is where the clowns used to live. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my bad. It's not your fault. I mean,
It's the beautiful house.
It's.
There it is.
Sam, I've never lived here.
Yeah. He was sentenced to death by firing squad.
Who? And then...
Just Norman Bones.
Came back.
Why are we talking about Norman?
Apparently he's so...
It's not this property, I think it's the next one over.
I don't know.
The property that his stuff was found at.
I'm not sure. That's a that's a
throwback. Not to live here.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, wasn't this
house be clear? There's a house
that had a chicken coop in the
back. I'm assuming it's one
Is it the same chicken coop?
The chicken got charged with weapons trafficking?
Is that the same one?
I have no idea.
I know what you're talking about though.
The chickens are crossing the road!
Look!
Oh!
Where'd it go, Juneau?
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?
Not just one, but four for fans.
Wait a fucking god, you know
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's insane timing
That's so sad
Juneau
It's a fucking bad omen
Right there, oh my god
I just wanna feel like I'm making first
Are you ready to play those numbers?
Yeah
I wanna go home
Why is there a toaster here?
I'm not gonna find out
I'm fucking going to move that.
Wow.
Hey, I've got to be crazy.
It's one of these two.
Or is it even on GD2?
Wait, maybe it is this one to the left.
OK, just go on the track.
Shut up, lady.
She got a bad sand.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I'm cooling it. I'm so fucking tired.
That blue vehicle is me.
That's how I feel at the moment.
What'd you say?
That blue vehicle is me.
It was going all sorts of crazy.
Yeah, I had a motel here.
Oh wait, no I didn't.
Oh my god, we all need to go to bed.
Yeah we do.
Everyone's losing it.
It's the national.
14 and a half hours.
That's right in line with the joke you made when we went to the lighthouse.
Oh my god.
What joke?
What joke, man?
What joke?
What joke?
I'm not repeating that.
That's not you.
I'm like, would you talk to me?
Not any of the car, I just said Renzels.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
a fucking shank you made I swear me mom do you know who who do you hate the most
like who's your most hated person in the city fuck um besides like Trump and
shit uh he's in the city
I'm a squabby is oh yeah they're practically same right fuck I don't know
shit can you try to manifest what you did with the chicken and like the
rum is like no not in the middle of the road boom yeah like oh no I'm a squabby
don't get blown up by a plane oh no you don't get hit by a car that would be
I'm so bad.
Um...
Oh, they don't hate anyone at this current moment?
I don't think I do either.
I don't think I hated anyone back in the day either.
Oh, no, that's a lie. I hated Carla.
Carla Masiana.
He's a fucking shit.
No, it's different, right?
Like, two years has passed.
I don't hold grudges like that, but he, um...
I'm the same way.
He put a hit out on me and executed it,
Like a couple of years ago because I was just hanging around with Peter literally just hanging around here and there
You guys know Carmine
Yeah, so very well, I tried to kill him right? I
Think I hate him I
Cannot put a gun to his head
Carmine Carmine is the person
Do intentionally like
like is someone off? Yeah, no, he actually pissed me off so bad. Why would happen? You
know, once the prison to go talk to Chatterbox and it was like a five minute thing and then
he came to barge in he was like, now he's mine. I own him. No one can talk to him. And
And then he literally just kicked me and twinkled up.
And she's like, dude, are you not allowed to do this?
Carmine is the reason that the phrase, just because you can doesn't mean you should, exists.
I don't know if you know, but many years ago when he was the warden of DOC, it was called Dogtown at the time.
And the way legislation was written was essentially prisoners have no rights.
And I'm not kidding prisoners would be shot. They would essentially be treated like dogs and
Carmine and Bobby were pretty much at the helm of
EOC at the time and
so they very quickly got this reputation of being really fucking shit people and
You know that reputation doesn't just go away overnight
People remember those things so when it finally got legislated out
people still didn't like them and here we are. That's exactly why I kidnapped him
and try to have him killed is because he literally was doing that shit and
everyone was just seemingly okay with it. I wasn't trying to be a model or
nothing but things got a little post and someone I heard about at the time that
I was just not having it.
I'm down.
You know, the sculpting doesn't work out.
I promise you, I promise you it is not worth
in the slightest risking anything in your life
for that man.
Yeah, just for terrorism instead, you know?
Are any of those last houses for sale?
Are these?
Yeah, but they mislead.
Will be at some point. No, that's why I was stopping to the side of the road and to see
Is they all oh my god, the dog here is insane and there's a
Park it spoke has a history
This is like the murder here
Well, no, no, no the murder pier is up by like closer to hookies
That's the true murder.
No.
The true mosh pier is bad, but not as bad as the other one.
The other one, a lot of people don't even know exists.
Oh my god, I need to go to bed.
I see. I see.
Take a look at the GPS and you'll see, you'll see which one I'm referring to.
I know what you're talking about, yeah.
We did already.
That's the true murder here
We've decided that this property would be happening enough yellow
This makes me feel uneasy
It's not like even I this is why is it not even
Because look there's a scare me yeah left and right
Yeah
I don't know that is upset. I actually don't want to live here. So I don't have to see it. Oh
My god, if I'm falling down the hill
I just want to see what looks like
It's awesome in duplex situation where you hate the person on the other side and so they just
So is it like it's like split in the middle maybe and then you have like the ups or is
down what
I'm confused because of the color she came back here somebody does not have their wits
about them. Put that together. Oh my god. Mary, can you take me to the comments please?
I'm fucking out of here. Yeah. I'm losing it. It's time.
I'm glad you guys found me. Have a good day. I like seeing all the houses. I mean, I want to see
even more. What house were you at when I called you? Um, I was at another $8 million house that
wasn't an open house. I forgot that I reset the search tool for the app. And so I was like, oh,
well, maybe I'll just go to the next open house and they will surely find me there. And then you
guys just never did. I'm glad you gave me an appropriate amount of information on
the mismatched fence 300,000. I mean there's one like eight open houses right now
and the other one is so awesome. Wait, do you need to return your rental or anything?
No. It's gonna expire anyways.
Oh my.
Anyways, do you know who? There's someone that does real estate, right?
I wanna go look inside.
I fucking hate that guy.
Wait, who? These are real estate.
They're elite, elite Collins.
The guys are walking H.R. Hasen.
What?
Who said that guy tried to kiss me the first time I met him?
I mean, why wouldn't he? Didn't you have like 50 husbands?
Okay. This was like a week ago?
No.
Hold on. The 50 husbands was a week ago?
No. The bands and that whole thing was a long time ago.
Oh, yeah, that was a long time ago.
I think he works for Wolf's International.
Pretty sure he's been hiring people, but I'm not 100 percent about that.
But there should be some people out there
that either are working as realtors or will be soon.
Oh, my God, that yellow house.
Oh, I had to order a Taco Bell for a key dinner.
And now it's 12 30 a.m.
And nothing's open.
And now I'm freaking an ink Taco Bell again.
It's just hot dogs in Taco Bell.
It's definitely going golfing.
100%.
Golfing?
Oh my god.
Please don't write me to that.
I'll bring the commissioner and the shape man
because the shape man wanted to take the commissioner
and go for his own.
Why would you do that?
Why not?
Why not the more the merrier, no?
Absolutely not.
Also, are we sure that that alien guy isn't like,
am I crazy?
Isn't that a European thing?
like the you know the greeting it's like a the kiss on the cheek or something
be sure it's it's very yeah it's very your at this point i should at least at least a little too
bad i just feel bad because it sends out a notification i'm like what happened this just
sends me into a fit of rage i can't even explain it like i hate living here lazy people are like
it's time it's time I'm gonna guess the trek up to the 10th floor all right y'all have a good one
I'll uh, I'll see you when I see you. I appreciate y'all if you need anything
I'm trying to figure that out. Oh
I'm in B E 109
He 109
I wanted to bring up her visiting chatty so that Juno and Rhodes will ask about it next
time.
Oh god, it's so awkward bringing that shit up because everyone knows, but I think that
But, um, it'll give them the opportunity to ask about it, and then anyone can explain
herself.
Uh, oh my god, what a day you guys, 13 hours, I'm a freaking streamaholic, honestly, I,
did I need one of the, oh, oh, sorry, oops, sorry about that.
Probably, maybe no, maybe no GTA tomorrow, um, gonna be, oh my god, Epsilon game day,
oh I'm on first floor, Epsilon game day from two to six, and then after that it's either
Valorant or an Enderly to take a little bit of a break. I think I'm, oh, is it not? Oh, 109.
I'm definitely unhealthy. Like, I eat hot dogs, Taco Bell, I stream like 16 hours a day. I don't
sleep. So much caffeine, no water, and still coughing. I wonder why. Oh, hey, do you want
to valid tomorrow? Both fire and silent messaged me to play valid tonight, and I had to say
because I promised 12 hours of GTA right now.
You literally, you understand, I have food coming.
I'm gonna be up for another three hours.
Don't fuck with me.
I'll put together a lobby in spite of you.
I haven't done this one in a while.
No, no, no.
Kidding.
All right.
Oh, my God.
What a day.
Oh my God.
What a day.
Do we have any new GTA friends
that are still gonna be streaming?
Like in raid?
Let me see if I can find someone.
Thank you guys so much for all the love today.
End the giveaway?
Oh, okay, let me end the giveaway real quick.
Extensions, and then I go here,
and then I go here, and then I go to...
It didn't, it didn't.
It ended already. I guess it ends automatically maybe? I don't know. I can only stunk them currently.
Is Sneaky live? What's Sneaky's name? It's Nate something, right? Nate Karma?
Oh it is.
Oh my god, let's raid Sneaky!
Let's raid Sneaky.
Hey copy.
Slash raid.
It's Nate Tarama.
Cool.
Hey, cheese.
All right.
All right.
So Nate some love.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
If you're on YouTube.
Oh, just a reminder as well.
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Thank you guys so much for watching.
Thanks for all the subs.
I cannot believe we're at 8,500 subs on Twitch.
That's insane.
I can't believe it, it's insane.
Thank you so much.
All right, I'm gonna end on YouTube.
Goodnight, YouTube.
Thank you so much for everything.
Thank you for watching.
See you guys tomorrow.
I mean, later today.
I'll see you guys in 12 hours, essentially.
Goodnight, YouTube.
All right, and then I'm gonna end here.
Wow, YouTube peaked at 12,000.
That's insane with the I'm assuming it was during the auction. What the fuck?
Um
All right, I'm gonna send y'all over
You guys are already raiding but I didn't send the raid yet. Wait, did it go through? Wait, I think it went