Valkyrae
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09-23-2026 · 5h 57m
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Oh, hello. Oh my god. Whoa. Hold on a second. What the fuck? No, I'm fine. Hello. I figured
I'd start early because little things would be late anyways. I'm just gonna get GTA real
Quick
New pod episode
I want to put it on my story
We this episode is featuring Courtney from Smosh
I'm so excited. It was a good episode. It was great
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello, Twitch Hello YouTube.
One moment, I'm uploading this thing.
Hello, I thank you, Elabel the Lubey for sobbing.
Thank you so much.
Okay, oh, it's being captured.
All right, we gotta get in there.
Okay, so where's the raw episode?
It's next week.
It should be next week.
I think.
Good morning, good morning, everyone.
I'm going to try to get some, oh, yay, it's working.
Okay, feel it to chill, okay, feel it to chill, okay.
Perfect, yay, new episode, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,
exciting, exciting, exciting.
Okay, good morning, hello, let's get in there.
I did get on a little bit earlier
because I didn't think I was gonna be live.
I had a meeting this morning and so I was like up early
and I was like, oh, I'm gonna get on GTA
and like message people and then I did.
I'll show you guys what I messaged.
Are you still sick?
Yeah, I'm sick forever, it's okay.
I also had a panic attack in my dream last night
and it was so scary and then I woke up
and I was like, oh, awesome, it was just a dream.
It was horrible.
It was so weird.
I was in a theater.
I don't dream often, or remember my dreams often,
but I remember this one.
I was in a theater and I sat in a chair
and the chair shot up into the air
so I could physically feel the pressure of my body sinking
and like shooting up and I felt the pressure.
And then the chair dropped
and I felt the pressure go the opposite way, that way.
And then I woke up and my heart was racing.
It was horrible.
But then I got over it because it was just a dream.
I think he's actually a lot better today.
I think he's recovering quickly, which is awesome.
A little bit of a meadow, thank you for subbing.
Thank you so much.
A minu mist, thank you for the prime.
Thank you, Catman for the prime.
Thank you, Meb for subbing.
All right, let's get in there.
Good morning, YouTube, good morning, Twitch.
Good morning, YouTube, good morning, Twitch.
Good morning, YouTube, good morning, Twitch.
Those are the worst dreams.
Yeah, when you feel like physically feel things happen.
That's like what the heck is going on.
Thank you so much and discord. Yeah. Yeah, I also updated discord today. I typed in there. I'm two out of two for typing in the community discord.
Morning. Oh, I guess it is 1230pm. Yeah, I'm in there. Cam Cam. These are the prime. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Notorious is a five gifted. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Still so 10 gifted subs on YouTube. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh yeah, you're right. Time for the card giveaway. I'll do it right now.
Thank you for reminding me. I can do it three times a day.
And all right, giveaway has started.
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OK, well, it ends automatically.
So I'm just going to let it end in 10 minutes.
But it should be at the top of the screen for the card stuff,
if that's what you guys are into.
When you had that dream, did you visualize it at all?
Yeah, I can see.
When I dream, I can see in my dreams.
But in real life, I can't really, like, not in my dreams,
I can't really imagine as well.
We start mixer, oh, you're right.
Hello, my back pin pod on YouTube.
Okay. Thank you, Drew static shock.
Thanks to the 20 gifted subs on YouTube.
Thank you so much.
All right. Both of the pod links are pinned custom six of the prime.
Thank you, Chelsea for the five gifted.
Yeah, I wasn't going to play GTA today,
but I can't help myself.
There's so much to do.
I need to go talk to chatty ASAP.
I have to um, I also need to break up a barrack. Just kidding.
Also, I just want to say I saw that some people were concerned about how much the character barrack is getting shit on and also how some people are getting shit on chatter cups.
I I see it. It's totally fine. I don't care as long as you're talking about the character
But the second you fucking weirdos attack the streamer. No, you're done for I
Don't care about the characters. You can say whatever you want about the characters are not real. All right
It's a TV show. It's fine. I don't care, but just leave our con alone
Leave chatterbox the streamer alone
Whoever else, you know is whatever the characters fine leave the streamers alone. Okay?
That's it. That's it. I don't care what you say about Raymond. Yeah, I trust me. I know she's
she's she's got so many flaws. I can get it. But listen, I think there's a reason why you're
watching. It's because you like it. You like a shit show. And I need to teach Sina how to role
play because girl I I went into her chat earlier and she was talking about how she got into so
was drama and it's with NPCs. And then she said, Oh, I just
haven't really made any friends. I don't want to bother
anyone. I'm like, how are you so opposite in real life? Like,
what? I thought she would be a natural, you know, because she's
so good in real life with like collabing and stuff. But the
thing is, you're not bothering anyone in GTA, everyone in GTA
is doing content. Everyone wants to interact. Yeah, she was
She talked about,
she did about three different NPCs she had beef with.
I'm like, bitch.
A goat made drama with other people.
What are you doing?
It was kind of cute.
I was like, wow.
It was like a little baby.
Baby's first role-play server.
That says her writer.
Also, I want to make it clear.
I saw some people being like,
what about Max as her writer die?
Raymond wants a girlfriend.
Like a girl writer die.
you know, like how April and Gigi work back in the day.
Okay, I just want, like, she knows Max is there for her,
okay?
I just want to clarify that as well,
cause I saw some confusion on that as well.
Great story, thanks for the prime, thank you.
I saw you in Austin's chat, yeah.
Yeah, I was in Austin's chat watching earlier.
I was all over the place, I was watching everyone.
Oh, I messaged April today.
Okay, so I got on earlier after my meeting,
And I did message a few people.
I'll show you guys what I said.
I messaged Twinkles.
I said, we need to talk really bad.
Also, please still chatty.
I need to speak to him alone
without Carmine around to ruin it, please.
And he said, we'll do.
Thank you.
I have to leave town in about two hours.
Two hours, so let me know if we can make this happen.
Um, we thought these have bubbles.
I messaged Bonbon and said, hey, I hope to catch up soon.
I know it's sudden, but I have so many, so many questions to ask.
Message Queenie, I gotta update you.
I hope to, I hope I can see you soon.
There's something important I wanted to ask you as well.
April. Today, she said, my favorite thing about walking around the city is hearing random strangers
sing along to your songs. It reminds you of your bright energy and it makes me smile. I hope you've
been well. I miss you. These, thank you so much for the four-month resub. Welcome back. Thank you,
Hensie. Thank you so much, us too, Caro. Thank you so much. I just noticed your voice kind of
sounds like Britney Spears. First of all, no it doesn't. I'm literally sick. What do you mean by that?
That's so fun. Oh baby, baby. That actually sounds. Message Kitty and said, I really need to see you.
I hope we can spend some time together and catch up. There's some things I want to ask you. I'm
I'm sorry, it's taking so long for me to find some time to see you.
Raymond is desperate.
Raymond's getting desperate after the whole Gigi thing.
And that's all I messaged.
So let's go get our dailies.
Thank you, Lola Lola for the sub on YouTube.
Thank you so much.
It's Brittany, bitch.
How come this isn't working?
Oh, I don't live here anymore.
What's happening?
What?
How come I can't change?
Oh no, it's not working.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
scuffed.
I'll go to a store real quick and go change.
He should be a best friend.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I think Raymon's gonna shoot her shot
every woman and try to see what sticks.
I just need someone to match her energy.
That's all I need.
If there's a girl that can match her energy
like April and Gigi can, then we're good.
Why not Jordan?
Raymond had a little bit of a crush on Jordan.
So, you know, after her experience with Gigi,
she's trying to separate like the crushes
versus the best friends because it got super messy.
Maybe Juno is Barrick's best friend, so I feel like that's already a conflict of interest.
And it's kind of like all the clowns as well.
At the end of the day, all the clowns are chatty's clowns, so it's already a conflict of interest.
So we just need someone that's separate from her workplace.
I don't know if I can get front door.
I just tried to lock the front door. It was crazy.
Hello!
How much money do I have to spend for Scuba?
Scuba.
I haven't ran into Gigi, or sorry, not Gigi, uh, where am I?
Nah.
No.
Okay, I have to steal a car.
Stop!
Oh, shit. Get out!
I'm just gonna...
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna...
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
What are you doing?
I'm just gonna...
Give the car back.
No.
Give me your car.
Oh, so you're gonna rob me then, yeah?
No.
Just don't snitch.
Wait, I bet that's not even your car.
By the way, this is your car.
Oh, this is not your car, is it?
I'm going to need to see your license and registration.
It's my car.
Okay, let's go to the parking.
Okay, okay, I'm coming.
What is your name?
I'm... I'm...
What?
RENRA VIDEV
RENRA
Yeah, yeah, RENRA VIDEV
You are a cop?
Okay, so it's your card then
Give me a moment, I need to do a photo of that situation
Okay, I got you
My god, is that Sina? Oh my god, that's Sina
Shit, I'm running though
Well, I'll see you at the accordion workshop.
Oh, fuck. I'm trying to avoid the other dude.
Where'd she go?
I'm hiding from the fucking guy that took a photo of me stealing a car!
Wait, where'd she go?
No, he's still there.
Damn it!
Okay
You wouldn't I would no
Listen, I have a decent photo of you. Okay. Listen photo. Okay. They're really nice
My car
No delete the car delete the photo delete the photo delete the photo I cannot delete the car what are you talking about?
What?
I'm not leaving. Hello. Hey, my name's Raymond. Nice to meet you
Raymond. Yeah
Okay, you have a name that's easy to pronounce because your name is very difficult
Yeah
Rael?
Yeah, Rael, Rael, Rael.
Rael?
Yeah, Rael.
It's easier, yeah?
Rael. This is your sister?
I don't know her.
Ah, okay then. You look the same.
What?
Yeah, maybe because of the...
...feat. I think so.
Okay, well everyone's just trying to be me, because you know I run the city.
Can you drop me off at the rental place, please? Thank you.
Okay, which one?
You can put it on the GPS
Oh, here yeah, I'll put it on
Okay, so, did you actually take a photo or are you just joking?
Yes, I take the photo
I'm gonna call the police, but after a little time I don't have time right now
Okay, listen
You put it on the GPS tracker?
Yeah, I did
I didn't see it
Oh, you don't see it?
Oh, so it's quite... no
What?
Oh no, it's over here, 1.2 miles
Okay, listen, listen
delete the photos and I won't rest. Sorry is there a traffic? You are the cop?
You are the real cop? Like 50?
Delete the photo now. You see, she's, you see, she uh, and the guest is still the car. What are,
what are she doing? If you are the cop, why are you arresting her? I know for a fact this is in
your car, you can't afford this. This, what are you talking about? Show me your papers, show me
your papers right now no I'm only Vanidia unicorn you know the place you don't own it Adriana does
no Adriana is work under me yeah oh she said she owns it really no I'm all this she claims to
all this because yes she's the okay no problem call her I'm calling her yeah yeah no problem call her
okay yeah we can wait over here okay
this is where the tracker goes over here oh no no no i the rental you know where the rental is
give me a moment then i will not check it okay okay i got this he's not answering
okay well you know when I was talking to her she never mentioned anything about
other people owning it she said that she owned it
I moved it 100% she's the manager oh interesting yeah and I'm talking real
Real, real, real.
Real.
Yeah, real.
Real talks real.
OK.
Only.
OK, well.
Where do you work?
I have two jobs right now.
I am an officer and a lawyer.
Lawyer?
Yeah.
You have a three-sub?
A what?
Three jobs, yeah?
Two.
Two, OK.
Well, I also was hired at the vanilla unicorn
the auction yesterday were you there I didn't see you there no it's been really
really big traffic and in the and the street yeah it's hard to go yeah so I
am staying yeah and my car is broken it's really hard to go somewhere I see
okay well yeah this here's my number I hope we can get off to a better foot but
listen if you yes you don't need help with anything yes but you are the real
real lawyer I would also love to be a lawyer at some point oh yeah lawyer
school is gonna open up I've already been hired well it's not ready yet but
it's coming so I can't update you when that information comes okay perfect
give me a share that I cannot do two things in a row yeah I know I need to
stay okay my phone here you go a rel ravi d she she bannas oh my god she
bannasha lula I can't even read it before the name disappears what the okay
I'm gonna give you my content okay hey listen I'm a real ravi diev she been
shulangana stanow it's not that hard it's very difficult it's very difficult
Okay, listen I yes if you want lawyer information, I will happily happily give it to you delete those photos, please oh
So I guess I had the photos that it's like in my leverage. Yeah, right now because you can lose the job
I won't lose a job because I'm Raymond, but listen it will affect our relationship moving forward
So it's up to you if you want to be a dick about it then fine, but just know I will ruin your fucking life
Relax relax you okay?
No, no, I'm gonna keep it. Oh, it's okay
Yeah, it's gonna be secret for us. I I'm not even do a photo of the car. I have only photo of you here
No, delete it. You're gonna jerk off to it. Stop
I'm not that pervert delete it then
Okay, wait
Okay, delete it. Done. Promise? I delete it.
For sure, for sure. Listen. I delete it.
You want to become a lawyer, right? But I think you know best that just a photo of me with a car doesn't mean anything.
It was nice meeting you!
I still have my rentals...oh you're still here.
This is your car?
Uh, rental, yes.
You know why don't you just become a police officer since you're so good at catching people
borrowing cars?
No, no, it's not a job for me.
I have my brother who works in the, he's been a cop.
He's the rabid of the staff of Sherevelop
as Mariatigande, my brother.
Wow.
Yeah, he works in the, he works, he's a cop.
Oh, I see.
I'm not wanna be a cop.
Okay.
I wanna be a lawyer.
Yeah.
All right, well I'll keep you updated.
But right now I am the Zva Vanilla.
Yeah, okay.
I'll update you when we're asked, okay?
How long did it take?
How long does it take?
It might be this week, it might be next week.
it's gonna probably take a while,
but I recommend talking to,
do you know Bailey?
Mr. Bailey?
He works at the courthouse.
Yeah, he would probably be the best contact
because he's the one that hired me on, so.
Okay.
Yeah.
Give me a moment, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Stay still, stay still.
Oh my God, people are obsessed with me.
Thank you.
That'll be five dollars.
For what?
For my presents.
I'm not even to get picture. I have full storage.
Of what? Other women?
No, of you. Like...
Me?
I took only one photo and it's to call the storage.
You need to go to the diet first.
I think you ought to get your eyes checked, buddy.
I fear you might be blind.
OK, we don't have to be good friends in the future.
You kind of owe me first, so yeah,
we can work on our friendship once you get your shit together.
Goodbye, Ralph.
OK, call me fat bitch.
OK, let's go.
Let's go get our money and our change our clothes.
Oh my god, I'm so needlessly.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
time? Um, yes. Hi. Are you okay? What? Um, yeah. What are you doing? I am. I made myself
myself available for you. Where are you? Who's your best friend? Um, I don't really have like
Like a best friend other than Twinkle's being the person that, you know, I care for quite
a bit, but not really, why?
Also, speaking about Twinkle's, has he been acting different to you?
I called you last night because he mentioned to me that he lied to you and that is not
Twinkle's.
No, I know.
He never lies.
I'm really confused. Why he would lie.
Oh, yes, I'm, um, I'm thinking it's something else.
Um, fuck.
Sorry, can you, are you able to hear me? I was, uh, dropping.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, um, yeah, you know, I was thinking a long time ago.
Twinkles had opened up to me about a side of him that I've never really like seen and I was wondering if he talked to you about that too and you guys were best friends back then right?
Yeah, I am very aware of all of it and him kind of warning me a bit as well.
I didn't think it was
Happening because he sounds like twinkles, but I can't remember when
When you gee comes out does he does his voice change does he like how does he act? No?
No, his voice doesn't change like what what twinkles told me when I called him out online. He said
Twinkles has been lying for the past. I don't know if he said
two or four years one of those things and
And then I even said again it twinkles doesn't lie and he was like well twinkles does now
And he has been doing it for a while. Oh, yeah, no he oh my god. He's calling me L. I'll call you back
Okay
Oh, sorry twinkles
Hiiii?
Uh, what, Tukus was able to talk to him.
Huh?
And, um, he said he does want to talk to you, don't you?
Is he available now?
Uh, yes, he's stuck up there.
Okay, but is Carmine there?
Uh, no, no, Tukus can- Tukus can go check.
Okay, well, come pick me up, because I need to talk.
Okay, where are you?
I'm at the... I'll ping you my location.
Okay, I see you sir.
Alright, I'm gonna call Elbeck. I'm about to ping him my location.
Oh, hello.
That's from our exclusive line.
Oh my god.
He just ruined it all.
He's going to have to do a lot to fix that.
That's a crazy thing to do for a new, like a new interaction.
You know what I mean?
Like they just met.
Those are selling.
Like, I think that she could have worked off of that
if it was like a friend or whatever,
but like they just met.
So she's just like, like really grossed, really grossed out.
Let's see, can you hear my location?
Okay, let's call for that.
Do I change?
Do I stay in this outfit for the chatty talk?
Oh, oh, hey, sorry.
Okay, so I when I hit to the call I said hey Eugene
And then he like yes, well he was so like taken aback and then I said, oh I mean twinkles and his reaction was very
He didn't acknowledge it, but he's picking me up right now because he's actually taking me to prison because I need to
I need to go visit someone but um, okay
Yeah, I just I really wanted to talk to you about GG and just catch up
I don't know if I literally have to leave town in two hours, so I don't have a whole lot of time today
But like I would love to hang out and talk about it
Yeah, I scuba diving a hundred percent. I haven't got scuba diving yet. Okay. We could do that. I
Also am only around for like two or three hours today. So that kind of works for me
Okay, if I if I have a crumb of time I will I will call you
Yeah, yeah, I just I want you to be careful if you called him out in any kind of way and you feel like you're in danger
send me your location I will be there I have a gun so just let me know I'm not
gonna shoot him it's twinkles obviously but it's okay I'm not I mean you
just never attacked me before yeah but it's been years Ray I don't know I don't
I have no idea I'll figure it out and I'll update you why'd you ask me if I had
a best friend. Oh um something happened last night that was it actually blocked my world up because
I just didn't expect it to go that way and it's in regards to GG so I just wanted to like talk to
you about it and uh get your perspective because uh it really messed me up. Okay I'll talk to you
later. Yeah yeah yeah all right be safe. Bye. Maybe L is the new best friend. I still have to talk to
the kitty though. Taking applications. Yeah, we're looking desperately looking for some
good girlhood and also looking for a girl that doesn't already have a best friend. It's
not Jordan because Raymond has a crush on her, a little bit of a crush. And she, after
the whole Gigi situation, because Raymond also had a little crush on Gigi, which like
to kind of ruin their whole friendship.
It's kind of like she wants to separate.
It's not gonna be Juno because Juno is Barrick's best friend.
We have that on these multiple colors.
Okay, it's fit.
I mean, Chadi hasn't seen this one, so I think it's fine.
Also, I like this because it kind of shows the tattoo
a little bit.
I don't know if a sink is around.
We're gonna thank you for some. Thank you.
There he goes.
Loving you like him.
Oh.
Hey!
Hi.
You like him.
Hi.
Ready to go?
Yeah.
Why is my car sideways?
You care where we go or?
Um, what?
you care where we go to talk oh I figured on the way to the prison oh okay yeah yeah
yeah so you lied to me yes there's a reason for that why you don't lie to me
you don't lie okay like this yeah this one is a good reason though and um you
You know how you said, the prison is the only safe place to, you know, talk about your home.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
People didn't want to tell you it was, you know-
Ah!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Ow.
People didn't want to tell you it was that person's plan, just in case, you know, you
could talk outside of the prison about, you know-
So Twinkle's does lie but for good reason
Yes
I'm confused because
When you lied to me it it shocked me because I didn't think you were capable and then I remembered a long long time ago
you had opened up to me about this other side of you and
I
I talked to Elle because I knew you guys were best friends and she mentioned that your voice doesn't change when Eugene is out
Wait, who said that?
So is it Twinkle or is it Eugene? Like what's going on here?
It's Twinkle's and the voice does change. It does. The voice does change. Yes. Oh, okay. So it's yeah
Twinkle's lied to me
Not yeah, but just for that reason just in case you know you were getting trouble if you find out I know what you know
Who was behind it?
What you know the bidding the whole thing. Yeah, it was it was their plan there
Eugene's plan
No, no, no, no, you know
Chattie's plan
Yeah, is that okay to say? Are you gonna be safe?
I'm fine right now. I'm fine. I'm more so worried about him. Like, my dad loves me. He would never hurt me.
Okay, that's good. That's good.
I just...
So, what are we doing on the date?
Uh-oh!
If he's not gonna be a part of it if it's his idea what is happening I don't understand
Okay, but you should you should ask you should ask um also I
Heard I
I learned a lot yesterday about what happened after I left, and I didn't know how bad it got with Jaddy.
He was sniping people?
Oh yeah. Yippee.
Okay, were you not going to tell me this?
Um, she was, but because I didn't want to push my conversation about that stuff until you were ready for it.
How do you know when I'm ready?
I just, you know, like you've been lying to me, you've been withholding information.
Like I don't, I think I'm trusting you the way I used to.
And I'm realizing now being back in the city after four years, I can't really trust the
people that I thought, because it's, I mean, understandably, like I get it.
It's been four years.
Like I also, I'm the one that left, like I get it.
Well, Timber's going to tell you that stuff the day you wanted to talk initially, then
you said that you, you know, you would talk to Twinkle when you were ready.
So Timber's ready until then.
Okay.
Okay.
Well.
So you didn't want to like push for things and then, you know, possibly steer you away.
I know.
Just wanted to restrain your body.
I understand.
Okay.
just I think I'm ready so just I think that's fair and I thank you for
respecting the boundaries yeah um what were you told about regarding um I heard
that he tortured a lot of the clowns he sniped clowns he he like murdered and
He terrorized everyone. He turned into a monster.
I didn't know this. Yeah. Yeah, that did happen, but you know,
the people who stayed are the people that dirt all of that.
Well, I heard like 90% of the clowns forgave him.
Well, what about the other 10%?
I don't know if they're just going to give him a sneakie.
That says anybody else that didn't.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, but a lot has happened.
And, you know, a lot of clowns did kind of weigh into that.
So why did you forgive him?
What did he do to you?
Nothing, that's a thing.
He never heard of that at all.
Oh, he loves you.
Hey, Carmine's not here, right?
Hopefully not.
What's that one that's here?
Okay.
Yeah.
And first of all, I'm thinking like, you know,
we, I can't do it that fast, right?
It can't be working that fast.
So they're going into the oven after like eight,
nine minutes or something like that.
They're taking like partially frozen eggs out of the oven.
No problem with that.
I'm sorry, I have to say, we take in just a moment.
There's my number.
Yeah, no problem.
I can help you in there with that.
Okay.
I don't know if I got it.
So they're going into the oven, right?
They're taking frozen egg right out of there.
They're selling it to people.
Give me one second, Gordon.
Let me take these guys to visitation real quick.
We'll probably just get bored.
No problem, I can't deal with that.
All right, I appreciate that.
Is Carmine here, too?
So I'm taking them out, right?
No.
And I'm like, you can't sell them people,
like, partially frozen egg, right?
Like, you can get somebody sick,
And they're doing that with sausages, you know, they're doing that with, you know, all kinds of different foods and like partially cooked hashbrowns and things like that.
And I'm thinking, you know, this place really went downhill.
I thought I was going to be making a phone call with the muffins.
You know, I thought I was going to be making, you know, donuts and putting the, you know, the filling in the donuts and, you know, cream.
What is it, the cream donuts, the Frank Ferders or whatever?
What's your name?
Yeah, like, oh, it's Gord.
It's Gord.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Gord Roxton.
I'm from Penticton, British Columbia, Canada.
I'm going to be working alongside Flies of Roan
here pretty soon, taking care of things.
I got a pretty good recommendation
from the trooper Duncan.
Yeah, no problem over there.
I really appreciate it.
There's no reason to yell there about, hey,
this is a free prison.
People come here when they're in pen and dentures or whatever.
So we'll take care of it.
We'll get it all sorted out.
If you need anything, you can give Gorda a call.
Flyzerone's a good contact for that.
You let him know.
Appreciate you guys.
You guys take it easy.
All right, give me a minute going.
I'll be right back.
Lock the door.
Lock the door.
Yeah, give me a second, man.
You were dealing with that for 15 minutes?
On the phone.
No, you're joking.
How do you?
No.
How do you stand being here?
Like, this is actually the worst place in the city.
Um.
Oh, man.
I'll be back. Okay. Oh my god. What a nightmare. I can't imagine like
I'm not good. Um, I put your heads up. Um, I should hear my voice. I'm just gonna say,
uh, okay, so you wanted to one on one, right? Uh, yeah, but you can, you can be around.
I don't know how long it'll take, but I just wanted to...
It's okay.
You have to lose this BLV8.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah.
Gotta lock in.
Why do I only have Barrick's ammo?
I'm gonna keep him the gun back.
No, not the rotting food.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you for subbing.
Thank you.
Red Max for the prime.
Thank you so much.
I'm not a fan of Lisa.
Back at it.
We're back at it.
Oh.
Red Max for the prime.
Thank you so much.
Nye Faye, Lisa, back at it.
We're back at it.
Oh.
Taking chatty spot?
Yeah.
Well, she doesn't know that.
Thank you.
Libre for 20 months.
Yes, my chair.
Yeah, it's really poofy today.
It's like, I just, I don't know.
I was letting it do its, whatever.
Just letting it do its thing.
I'm just screaming too much.
Did Reemann not care that Barrick visited Chatty?
She tried to talk to him about it,
but there wasn't really much.
Like, I don't know how to get Barrick
to just freaking talk.
Like, oh, okay.
Go on in, baby.
I
Wiggles you're miming stop doing that
My god
I don't want to start this off bad, but I'm just going to let you know just for the future.
That's my spot.
That's my spot.
That's okay.
It's all right.
You can tag it.
You can take it for now.
It's your spot.
Yeah.
That's my chair.
I've been sitting there every day for like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying,
you know, just saying.
Oh, just saying.
I don't really have much in here.
together, you felt like it was important to say that this is your spot.
I'm just making conversation, you know, just making conversation.
This is our first time having a one-on-one conversation, I guess kind of, and you're
not shackled.
You don't want to sit by me?
Hmm, interesting.
Well...
I was getting the feeling like you didn't really want me to do that.
Me coming here for the third time is giving you the feeling that I don't want to see you.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
Let me ask you something.
Sure.
And I'll answer after you move closer to me.
I just don't want to yell.
I have been very conflicted with this.
Yeah, me too.
Okay, and I get it.
I understand you.
At first I didn't.
Because I was angry and confused and I'm still angry.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still mad.
Yes, so am I.
You said yesterday, oh, like I changed.
I changed, because I used to just do things that, you know, I just wouldn't give up.
I can't stay in front of everybody. I know people are listening at the door.
Me telling you to shoot me is not giving up, much as it sounds like it.
it. I was going to do something that probably would have been bad a week ago. I had it all
planned out. I was going to have, I had the whole thing planned. I was going to have Max
meet you somewhere, convince you to get in this car, drive you to a specific spot where
It's a very big blind spot.
For myself and somebody dressed exactly like you,
would pass each other and do a swap.
Math would keep driving with you, your decoy,
and you would be going with me somewhere else.
That's how I was going to talk to you.
If I would have did that, what would you have said to me?
Well, I probably would have been scared and angry, but I mean, you saw the way my dad
intercepted the riddles, because I was planning on meeting you in the mine.
Like I did send those and he found out so I don't know if he would have.
I think you would have found out.
See, that's the impulsiveness of me.
And I was stopped, people stopped me.
I have to change.
I don't have a choice.
But how am I gonna help you?
I can't help you just sitting here.
I mean, maybe it's not about helping me.
I feel like you need to help yourself.
Helping you is helping me.
I need you to care more about yourself to help us.
I do.
No, you don't.
I learned so much yesterday about what you've done to others.
You were sniping people.
You were torturing people and not just people, the clowns.
It was a mix of both, yeah.
Is that because I left?
No.
Because I couldn't help but blame myself after hearing that.
I didn't have anything to blame myself and feeling like I'm the reason for why everyone's
so miserable.
No.
Why'd you do it then?
Because before I met you, I was living a lie, okay?
And that's why I didn't want to get involved with you at first.
I knew it was risky.
whole life is a risk, right? I took a risk with you. It was a great risk. But it just
opened doors that I've been keeping shut for years. I convinced myself. I lied to myself.
Convinced myself I'm something I'm not. I got vulnerable with you. And it just started
making me think. But it was still, even though this, this door of darkness was
opened inside of me, you were still there standing in front of the door. So
nothing would come out. I told you many times that if you would leave that I
wouldn't be okay. And it's not your fault. You left. It's my fault that I
couldn't. What? It feels like my fault. It's not. It's not. I feel like if I
didn't leave then none of this would have happened. And if you would have stayed?
Things could have been a whole lot worse. It took me a long time to realize that.
The thing you don't understand is the people you knew when you were here were
my the cause of my downfall. Yeah I was sniping people I was hurting them. They
They were hurting each other.
They turned on each other.
It was like you look at a lawn and you could see some weeds poking out.
We had so many people around me, cops that like just were around me because they wanted
to benefit from what I could give and not, not anything else, it was for them.
it got to me. You know, you left and they made fun of me. They, they, they, I snapped and it's not
only their fault, it's my own fault too, because I'm not a good person. I'm a bad guy.
I let past things creep up on me and, and, and yeah, I did horrible things. I'm done.
It was bad. It was awful. I didn't, and I regret what I did.
90% of them forgave you. 90% of the clients forgave you.
What happens to the other 10%?
I'm still here, that 10% is like one guy, sneaky, and I'm happy he didn't forgive me.
I respect him more than I did when I met him.
He came in in the worst time, he was introduced in our lives at the worst time and he stuck
through it.
I can live the rest of my life with him not forgiving me.
And I'll still give that guy everything.
Yeah, I got to spend a lot of time with him recently.
Very nice.
Really?
We, and we relate on a lot of things that's good.
So what's your plan when you get out of here?
Because sounds like sounds same question.
Barrack asked me yesterday before he stormed off.
What did you answer your question?
What did we talk about?
He came down here and said that, those words.
What's your plan?
I didn't want to tell him anything. Why should I?
So he got mad and he says, well, you tried to kill me.
Which is true, I did.
And I told him like I told you like he knows exactly why I did it
I tried to play stupid and then I'm not putting his face why I knew he knew
And then he wouldn't answer any more questions because he's he's into you
Daddy everyone's into me. I can't I can't have you just shooting everyone. I become friends with I
I
Don't shoot any it's not like that. No, I mean that's the first thing he did
Yeah, which is crazy like he's my boss essentially
Yeah, so you get are you?
Is there anything so there's nothing going on there at all?
You promise no
Why why what
why don't you promise that because I don't know because you don't know because there's potential right
just like us. No, we started as friends.
Listen, we started as friends and it led to something incredible and I will never
forget that and I wish we can go back to how that was. I feel like there's so many
obstacles right now that are preventing things from being how we both want it to be.
I love my jobs.
I really, really need this job.
And Eric is helping me get that right now.
I'm not going to lie to you and say I don't care about him, but we're not dating.
I care about a lot of people, I'm just trying to find my place right now and find out a
way to avoid you and others getting hurt.
Okay.
Let me ask you this now.
Okay, what?
I need you to try to understand me now, try, because it goes a lot deeper than you think
it does.
I have been through a lot since you left, and I know you know that.
There's been many times that things have come up. Mimes, gangs, all sorts of different
things. Or I had to make tough decisions. I do not have a death wish. I do not want
to die.
Why?
There was a time that I did.
Why?
But I don't want that now.
I came to see you. That's all you were saying. You were saying the only solution is for you
Just shoot me, just shoot me.
You know I left this place crying?
It broke my heart to hear.
I know.
You were just a shell of yourself.
I didn't know you anymore.
Maybe I don't after everything I heard yesterday.
I don't know how you are now.
I'm different, I'm different.
Okay, how so?
Because I have to be, I have to be.
why? Because of everything that happened when if I stayed the same, my friends would be
dead. My house wouldn't be that our house wouldn't be there right now. I would have
got the death penalty and that would have been that you would have came back to nothing.
I had to change.
I had to make adjustments to myself to get through that time.
OK, well, then what kind of person are you now?
One that's willing to take risks, to do anything
to help anybody, that I give a yuck about, including you.
You are the only, for four years, all I thought about was you.
Every bad thing that happened, you were in the back of my head.
I dreamt about you, like it was so real.
You know how I dreamt about you once when we were standing on the pier?
And you were talking to me, it was like, it was real, like you were talking to me, like
how you always did, like happy.
But the dream ends with you telling me, like, hey, this guy got you.
And now you're telling me like your things about your dad and this guy confronts me
And
Like I gotta look at you like who are you now?
Who am I to you because how am I supposed to think that you care about me still and all these things and whatever and you
Question why I think this way when you come back and say your dad's the only family you have
All right, aren't I your family?
How many times have you left and come back to nothing?
The people abandoning you like your dad, like Changin, like everybody.
I'm the one that stayed.
Can I be honest with you?
It's been four years, Patty.
And I've been working, working, working, trying to pay off this debt, trying to make my dad
happy, trying to keep you safe.
He's told me over and over, over and over, how useless, how annoying, how pointless everyone
I've loved is how I've been abandoned and I'm aware like I've I've made some long choices
like I left when I shouldn't have in some cases I don't respond in some ways but he was the only one
I've had for four years and this is all happening while I'm paying off this debt to keep you alive
I've just built up some resentment.
I hate that all this happened.
What you're hearing is how irresponsible you are and how
foolish and it's been a long time.
Yeah.
What happened at that data auction yesterday?
or the clowns are throwing around some pretty hefty money.
I heard that it was because of you.
Yeah.
I felt this way before, and I feel this way now.
I feel like people are being forced to do things on behalf of your feelings.
Nope.
Yeah.
I went to the clowns.
And I mentioned it
Yeah, but the fact that you have to mention I
Don't want people to be forced to do something. They don't want to do I don't know all the clouds
The only one that I actually have like a real relationship with
Is Tessa and Twinkles
And now sneaky I feel like thinking I bonded a lot recently and I
Just don't know anyone else
And they were bidding against each other and it's just like you may not know them but the
ones that stayed were the ones that understand you and me.
They don't know me, they know you.
Stop acting like just because you have a relationship with these people means that I do.
I don't.
No, Sneaky doesn't know you, fair, fair.
You know Wendy, Wendy knows you.
She doesn't.
She does, Cuts.
No, she doesn't.
If she doesn't know everything about you,
well, she still knows you and you still have a new impact
on her.
They knew our relationship.
You just don't see it.
OK, well, I'm not going to let you just mansplain
how I feel about things.
Mansplain?
Yes, you're mansplaining how I feel about how
And you're treat me.
Oh, okay.
And you're just explaining.
You're just making assumptions of how they feel about them with how they feel
and know about you.
I'm doing it based off of actions.
Every single action is based off of you being involved somehow telling them to
do something for me, do something.
I didn't tell them to do it.
They tell them to do it.
I was told me today that you're the reason why they all bid on me.
Right.
Life.
I told you that.
Yes.
Good.
Great.
Twinkles told you that I don't care.
I'm telling you that they want it to do it.
Whatever.
As soon as they found out, they said, please, you know,
yeah, no, after finding out that how much you've tortured these people,
I'm assuming they did it out of fear.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
Anyways, all of this is besides the point.
Whatever.
I'm gonna.
Why are they staying now?
What is twinkles?
Is twinkles here out of fear?
I mean maybe not-
It's sneaky here out of fear?
I don't know. I don't freaking know you people anymore!
I don't know!
Wow.
Four years!
And one man comes walking back in, says things to you to build resentment, which is a choice
by the way, to resent. And you have a God that stayed. It's great. Love to hear this.
Your new job, your new life to keep me safe. And you know what? Maybe I don't want to be
safe. Maybe I don't really care. Because what's it was being safe if I'm not happy? Are you
happy right now? Is this new life gonna make you happy? No, I'm not fucking happy. I'm
so lonely. What's the point? What's the point? What? Keeping me safe to be unhappy? That's
not a life I want to live. I don't want to live a life that you're I don't want to know
you're unhappy. I don't want to be unhappy either. I want you to take, I want you to take a leap of
faith like I did. I want you to take a risk. I don't want you coming back here because you're
dad, that you think loves you. It tells you to come back and murder me, a guy that stayed and
waited for you, that loves you more than anything, that would do anything for you, and he wants you
to kill me and that you you think that's love
no he loves me you don't know him
you don't know him i love you too do you know me
not anymore huh well guess what
i don't care how you think of me now i don't care
I think you need to frame my death. You need to take a risk here.
Maybe I need to disappear for a little while.
And it's clear that you need to do it.
What on the show for your dad? Make your dad happy.
Well, I need you to work with me on that.
Are you going to work with me on that?
I will work with you 100% on that.
You just have to be willing to take a risk with me.
I've been.
You think becoming here isn't a risk?
You think me writing you those riddles isn't a risk?
But they all lead to the same thing as you.
You told me to forget about you.
Told me to forget about you.
I just needed you to back off for a little bit while I tried to figure something out.
I didn't expect you to find me so quickly.
I just needed a little bit of time.
Yeah, I told you to forget about me and leave me alone, and then I wrote another riddle to meet up with you in the mines.
Yeah, and then he was there. Your dad was there.
I didn't intend for him to be there.
Fair. I'm fair enough you didn't intend for him to be there. Fair.
But, you know, he made it clear that there wasn't much time.
That's what changed the pace for me.
He gave me an extension
Okay, okay. Yes, I'll tell you he threatened you
He threatened you
To me he threatened you to me, how's that make you feel? I
Just have to listen
Listen, I just need to do a cold
Cops he loves me
That's not you that's not you you don't know me anymore
Like why can't it's this is my family he's all I it's my I'm your family
I am your family whether you like it or not blood
You know what do you think I deserve to be in a cage? No, I don't why?
because guess what that's what my blood wanted stay in the cage do what I'm
told if that way if the rules were reversed right now and you saw me like
that and you came and sat sat me down and I said well I gotta do what I'm
told that's my daddy loves me you be saying the same thing right now to me
No, it's not different.
I'll work with you here, because I want you to get out of this, but I'm going to tell
you this right now, whether it makes you hate me, never talk to me again, I'll be damned.
If this guy is going to control you the way he's doing it now, it's not going to happen.
And if you hate me at the end of the day, so be it, but you're not living this way.
I can't let you live this way.
I don't know what to do.
And it's not a matter of how I'm living.
What about the way that you're living?
saying that all this stuff about how you change and how unhappy you are and seems like your
life just revolves around mine.
It doesn't.
Well, the maybe-
Everybody kept saying that.
Yeah, act like it doesn't-
Everybody kept saying that.
You're a big part of my life now, okay?
You're a big part of my life now.
There's no question.
But there's a lot more in my life that happened that I needed to figure out.
I am sad.
I am unhappy.
I am.
But there are days that I am happy that I was okay after everything that went down.
I did awful things.
I did.
But people stayed, the people that are around me now are the best people, the best environment
I've been in.
I've had in my life and I just prayed that you, my, that last piece would come back and
just, just fit in there.
I don't think I sit right now.
Fair.
That's okay.
There's bigger things, there's bigger fish to fry.
I get it.
No, it's not like that.
Yeah, it's like that.
How can you just expect after all of this for me
just to fit back in?
Like, be realistic.
Think for a second.
How can I just fit back in?
I figured I would think you would want to try.
I would think you would at least want to try.
What do you think I'm not doing?
I am trying.
I'm trying, but there's a problem.
Yeah.
There's multiple problems.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
And you're just like, no, you should just try to fit back in.
It's not that simple.
Stop acting like it's that simple.
That's not what I'm doing at all.
Stop looking past everything else that I said.
I'm just focusing on that.
Oh my god.
I
Got forbid I tell you how I've been feeling I forbid. Oh my god
Moving on no, okay. No, we're not moving on. Are you kidding me? Oh, we're not moving on
It's not a problem for you to tell me how you've been feeling I understand how you're feeling
Like what are you saying?
Like I get it.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get you to fit back in.
That I just want you to fit back in like nothing happened.
That's what you're stuck on right now.
You said that I should try.
And it's fucking me up that you're saying that
because I feel like all of me doing this is trying.
How can you say I'm not trying?
I'm going to take it back.
Take it back.
I'm going to take it back.
Yeah.
Take it back.
Or what?
I'm going to be mad.
Er.
Why are you going to be mad?
Er.
Oh, er.
Yeah, it'll be madder.
I think that was really stupid.
I don't like that.
Well guess what, I am stupid.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Tessa and I talked about it.
Yeah, good.
Oh, you talked to Tessa.
Yeah, I talked to Tessa.
They talk to Tessa.
She's best friends with one of my coworkers, Matt Robs.
Don't change the subject, take it back.
No.
Oh, so you, oh, so you believe that?
You believe that I'm not trying?
Take it back, or I'm leaving.
You gonna walk out the door on me again if I don't take it back?
Yup.
Simple.
Just take it back.
Ah man.
Ah man.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, tell me.
Cups, cups, cups.
What?
I take it back.
Okay.
What do you think about my plan, Cups?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, should I call you Ray?
Well, which one do you prefer?
Will you stage my death?
Yeah.
You will shoot me with a gun.
Yeah.
Where are you gonna shoot me?
In the toe?
No.
In the finger?
Nope.
Then I don't wanna shoot you.
Pops, listen.
No.
No, no, listen, seriously, listen.
Listen.
Pops.
No.
You have to listen!
If you shoot me in the toe of the finger, he's gonna be like, that was pathetic.
I'm gonna get shot in the toe and then do like a, uggh, and fall?
Are you kidding me? He's not gonna buy that.
I mean, you're a good actor. Just fucking act like it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Did you see what I did to Rama Squami? Did you hear about it? Okay?
People believed it was real. Okay? Before I turned the gun on, on Barrick, okay?
People were so convinced I, I got terrorism for Yaxing.
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.
Okay, what if we get a blood bag from the hospital
and we attach it to your ankle and I shoot your ankle
and it looks like it's right now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, there is diseases.
I'm not risking that because you're taking blood samples.
I'm not gonna get Canada.
You have to.
It's the least you can do.
What do you mean it's the least?
I'm taking a bullet.
What do you mean it's the least I can do?
It's the least you can do to fake it.
I'm not shooting you, and I'll...
The shoulder, the shoulder.
No, what?
What if I miss?
And then you're a bad shot.
Shang-Gang might yuck then, you know what I mean?
But they yuck.
They sing all those years and that gang is a waste?
It's been a long time.
Oh good, good. I'm a good guinea pig, alright?
Come on, guys. This is...
Please, just come on, we gotta make it look real.
Just don't shoot me in the neck or something.
Just give me the shoulder.
I'm telling you, you can do it. Just do it.
I guess we don't have a choice.
As yucked up as it sounds, you're saving me but almost killing me, okay?
me okay yeah but can we just like put a mask on some random stranger and I just
shoot him instead no oh I have an idea let's kidnap the vet and I shoot him
okay I already I already have no no no he needs no no that's no they're not
gonna believe that okay you have to shoot me you have to be me it has to
be me. It can't be somebody else! Cops! You have to shoot me!
I'm getting too loud. See, people can't hear this. And it has to look real. And I know
another way that we can make people, we can sell people on it. Bon Bon. Bon Bon.
Oh.
You get Bon Bon to kidnap me for you.
Oh.
To bring me somewhere and you know, look, people eat that up.
Wait, did you? Did you talk to Bon Bon?
I'm born for the second time as I'm crawling back to come back home, but there is no home
for him anymore because there's a lot of work for him to do to come back.
So for me and him personally, I told him if he helped me with this, it would go a long
way.
But he had to make everything right with you first.
Did he call you?
He did call me, but I haven't, I messaged him earlier today saying that I'm ready to
talk.
So he already knows about this plan.
He was supposed to do it originally instead of you.
But then I found out you had to do it.
Because Mickey gave me a hint.
Yeah, Mickey.
He's pretty involved in all that, huh?
Yeah, he also had a debt to Vermease.
Vermease
Vermease
Vermease?
Is that his name?
No, it's the company.
Oh.
Ahhhh.
The helicopter!
I knew it!
I've been getting followed by helicopters.
Mickey always used to show up at the funhouse.
We're gone in this really fancy helicopter.
And it's been following me around for the last few days.
The day you were on the beach, taking selfies and stuff like that, that day, it followed me.
How did you know I was on the beach?
You put a picture of it. If you were taking a selfie, I just wanted to go check out one of you.
I can hardly see the...
Cuff, you're on a walking path by the sand with wood paneling that go into the sand. That's the pier.
Well, it didn't show the pier.
here. It didn't. Yeah, I've lived here a long time. Okay. Also, maybe it's best you don't
call me call me cups in public just so we can separate a little bit in case dad finds
out. What do you mean he doesn't know? I mean if he sees if he sees us getting closer he's going
to know it's all fake. Well he's not gonna see us together on the outside till the day you do what
you gotta do. He's been messaging me counting down the days but I don't know if he's actually around
or not. I just assume. He's around. No. He's texting me too. Yeah. I went and worked at
the burger shop to put money in the pool so we could the class could go bid on you. And
then he was he told me he's a house flipping burgers. Yeah. Yeah, I was a was out with
a friend and all of a sudden in a distance there's just fire and I knew it was him. He
loves small tops. Yeah, I learned that one and yeah. Okay, listen, um, when do you want
to do it. Do you want me to
practice in at the PD? Good. I
got good luck on that day. I
got good luck on that day. I
can't believe it's that day.
He's back. I think he has to
watch it happen. He probably
has to check to see if it's
actually you. Well, he'll
know. Yeah, I'll make sure he
knows. But can you let go of
your cover? Can you go to the
Can you go to the PD and go to the shooting range, you know, just once a day, you know,
just before your shift or at the end, just come on, just aim at something and make sure
you hit it.
So when, you know, remember, you look where you want to hit, right?
Like so, don't look at my face, just like my shoulder or something.
Just every day, at least once, just, you know, just, see, because I don't want to die, you
know, you got this.
I know you, you, you, you got it.
I don't think I do.
Maybe the coyote will- Wait, what?
I don't think I do.
I haven't really shot a gun in so many years.
I mean, I tried to go hunting the other day,
but then there was no deer, so I didn't really shoot the gun.
I shot a rabbit.
What do you shoot rabbit?
It was the only thing I could kill.
Don't kill animals cops, kill people, not animals.
I can't, I have to have a clean record for my jobs.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Yeah, you have to have a clean record.
Just don't get caught.
I know.
As far as still, I steal from registers, and I steal food,
and I steal cars and stuff.
Oh, oh, but you'll shoot animals.
Come on!
I have a little bit of a sentence.
Especially the rabbits.
They've been my good.
They've been good omens.
No, they've been bad omens.
Why have they been bad omens?
Because every time I see a rabbit, something bad happens.
Yeah, like you're bad with a rabbit mask on? Your mask?
Yeah, I guess it is a bad omen.
Yeah.
Why does he have that, by the way?
I mean, he owns me.
He has nothing.
He hasn't owned you.
No, he does.
No.
I'm his.
No.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter what you say, it's just how it is.
I guess it doesn't matter what I say, but maybe what I do, right?
Would you hate me if I killed your dad?
Serious question.
Would you hate me if I killed your dad?
Cops, look at me.
Please.
Cops, look at me, please, and just be honest, what?
That's not the question, that's not the answer, would you hate me, if I hurt your dad?
Would you hate your dad if you hurt me?
Do you want to live this way forever?
No, what I did yesterday, I went out by myself to go look at these really expensive houses
that were like eight million dollars and which is a daydreaming about having a normal
life and a normal job and this. I just want to be at peace. I don't know if it's in the
cards for me. I'll probably die before that happens.
Remember that conversation you had with me about just giving up?
I mean, I'm not giving up, but...
You just said the exact words I said.
Not that long ago. Like word for word.
Except the normal life thing. There's no such thing as a normal life, but...
Well, then I guess we're the same.
Maybe that's why we get along so well.
I do have to leave, so.
I'm in here for another accounting today, three years.
So two more, you know, but I'm out on Friday evening.
What can we do then to communicate?
I need you
not tell people about this plan.
I need you to not call me cups.
I need you to not interfere with my jobs.
I need you to leave the people around me alone.
Okay, until the 17th.
Okay, I want two issues though. I want to just go over quick
One some people know about the plan already because I was gonna plan out though you whoo. Yeah, besides bonbon
Yeah, twinkles nose
He lied to me he never lies
He's lie
Yeah, he does.
Well, he used to say all the time, lying is illegal, lying is illegal.
Lying is illegal?
It's a lie!
He went through some things too.
And maybe he'll open up a door at some point, hopefully.
I know about you, Jane.
Yeah, it's not, oh.
It's not?
Sometimes it's good to lie.
Or somebody else's own good?
was it really for my own good not finding out that the clowns are gonna bid on me and not
Wendy? Was that for my own good? I don't know why they- I don't know why they didn't.
That's like a white lie. Just a little lie. It was unnecessary. Yeah, I mean, I think it
was unnecessary too because I didn't have a problem with you knowing that. They never
told me they were gonna- oh yeah, I knew them then. I didn't know. It was your plan. Yeah,
Yeah, it was my plan thing, you know, to make the money, right?
And I asked who wanted to help and everybody was like, yo, I'm in except for Bozo.
Bozo didn't help and he didn't.
OK, whatever. This is all besides the point. OK.
Yeah, so Twinkle's in Bon Bon Hill.
Yeah. Oh, well, Tessa doesn't know, but she knows something's up with that.
But she she'll be good for it, if I tell her.
But I don't think I should. I don't know.
I don't know, what do you think?
The people that know need to know what's not happening anymore.
Only people that can know is you, me, and Bon Bon.
Okay.
You need to convince Twinkles that it's not happening until Tessa, that nothing's gonna happen.
Okay, I can do that.
I'll talk to Bon-Bon and try to figure out a plan, make it look believable, and I'll tell my dad when and where, and we'll film a movie.
I need a cliff with water at the bottom so I don't fall onto a rock and die.
A cliff?
Yeah, something high enough that I can fall.
You know, on the east coast, no, the west coast, too far from where we got engaged, there's
a...
The island kind of branches out on its own with a big tree on it.
That might be a good one.
It's also a really, really tall bridge in the mountains.
Is it the green bridge?
I think it's the green bridge.
I'll do it there.
A lot of stuff happens in that bridge.
I mean, you're not dead.
I'm not gonna lie, that's way smarter than my idea.
Because I'll get all the way by the current.
Yeah.
I just hope that he doesn't need to verify.
Like, I hope he doesn't need to see your body.
If you just fall off, it's a good excuse.
It's a good excuse, though.
What if he says, no, we're not doing this air water?
What happens then?
What do we do if he picks the place that it happens?
If he picks the place and it's not good,
I gotta drag somebody into it.
Hey guys, just come and check in
see if you guys do anything.
Yeah, we're good, Flare, thank you so much.
Almost done.
Thank you.
Yeah, no take your time.
OK, this is just a thought.
There may be one cop that we trust that will help make it
look like I'm dead.
Do you have any friendly cops that aren't Kirk?
Yeah, I think Shields would do it.
Shields.
Who's that?
Alex Shields.
Alex, I don't know if I met him.
You should.
Interesting guy.
He hates me and calls me at the same time.
It's interesting.
Him?
Matt Rhodes, maybe?
roads but the problem is he's he's best friend with a barrack but he is also best friend with
a cassa yeah he's what about bailey the journey that general pent guy that bailey he seems very
interested in our situation he does care bailey cares about everyone and he cares about you and
he cares about me and he's nosy and is he trustful? I don't really know much about him other than the
fact that he just cares but maybe I could dig deep into his history and see if he's done stuff like
this before. Yeah, well actually he has. What? Like what? He had two cops, Ocean Dump, Irwin Dundee
years ago. He came to the prison after I shot Berek. Threaten me, not threaten me, and he
dumped all that on me. And it's crazy because I was involved in that years ago. I was the
one that exposed the two cops he put up to it.
Wow.
Yeah, how things come full circle is wild to me, but...
That's insane. I guess the only problem with that is that he's my boss, and I'm not sure.
I mean, maybe I'll get closer to him and see how it goes.
Yeah, just, yeah, that's a good idea.
Okay, my second thing to quit.
Barrick came down here.
Matter than yet.
He wouldn't sit in here with me.
He wanted to, I don't know, a side bud.
On the other side of the fence.
It didn't go well, obviously.
But he came down here and he indirectly threatened.
All right, so what happens if he approaches me again?
Do I just bite my tongue?
Maybe I just break up with him?
Break them?
Did he break up with him?
I thought nothing was going on with that.
Or just like break things off with him, I misspoke.
Break things off with him.
This is why I shoot people, cunt!
Maybe that's not the right wording.
What's the- okay, are you guys- what was the yuck?
I mean, we're not.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Cheating is first, then murder, okay?
I'm single.
You didn't directly say to me.
I'm single.
Oh, you're single.
I'm single.
Oh, you're single.
But you still love me.
Do you still love me? Do you still love me?
I care about you.
I don't know you anymore. I guess we'll have to find out you don't know me. We'll have to find out
I don't know you I learned a lot about you yesterday that I didn't know that I didn't hear from you
Okay, I don't know I don't know I
Have no time to tell you those okay. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. No, I get that but like I would have told you
It's been four years chatty. I know for you, you know
Okay, yeah, okay, you know what, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna tell you how to live with that, okay?
If, if, if, I'm just gonna tell you this, okay?
Whatever's going on with him, I'm not gonna like it, I'm not going to accept it.
And one day I'm gonna kill him, if it continues, that's all I'm gonna say.
We're not dating.
I don't care.
Oh, are you going to kill everyone else that I talked to you?
No, no, no.
Just people like Beck.
He's the judge.
I don't care if he's the judge.
He's my boss.
He's my boss.
Yeah, your boss was very involved in the things that happened to me while you were gone, and
he watched you spiral in a jail cell.
when your brain, you were going through all that.
So people like that, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Cause I can see it now.
Maybe everyone in the city is cut from the same cloth.
That's not necessarily true.
Really?
I think it's interesting how high and mighty
you're acting after you shooting up your own family.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And I still stand on it.
And I still don't represent myself like a good guy, because I'm not, okay?
He doesn't either.
Maybe not to you.
That's fine.
You don't have to talk about it anymore.
You're single.
It's none of my business.
I
became an officer
and I wanted to start working at the courthouse.
We just find some sense of security with a nice reliable government job.
Trying to find a
a home, and a sense of family, and a time where I feel extremely lonely and misunderstood.
I also like the idea of maybe me becoming a cop or a lawyer, and help with the situation
that we're in.
I can use people or use my job and honestly, that was my intention of getting hired there.
Yeah, okay.
And I did already tell Barak that I, that was my intention, was to use him.
And I told him, because I do value his friendship now.
I've been building friendships with a lot of people.
I'm happy you are.
But that doesn't mean that I'm not hopeful to get to know you again.
And that I'm not hopeful, and that I'm not worried about you dying.
And that I don't think about what the future could have been.
When I looked at all these houses that were for sale and I saw the old clown house with two chairs in the front,
I think about where we would have been now if none of this ever happened.
But in the meantime, we've got a job to do, and I guess we'll figure out how to handle
Is there anything you want me to say?
I'm happy you're home.
home. I don't have a home. Home is where the heart is, and you'll figure it out.
I guess I gotta find my heart.
Yeah.
Bye chatty.
Bye cubs.
How long have you been here for?
I'm just a different baby.
Did you hear anything?
Can I talk with no one?
FLIRRO!
I just thought you were talking by the way.
FLIRRO, HELP!
I'm calling off the twinkle's phone and we-
Hello!
Uh, taxi's the front.
No, this is twinkle's phone. This is her phone. I want speakerphone.
Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, okay, I'm a.
She has like 10 different phones.
She has like 30 jobs, man.
She has a different place, a business phone.
You know, her personal phone, you know, drug phone, you know.
I'm on my way up.
Can you fly your own?
Oh, yeah.
Where did you get a phone from?
I need a favor from you, by the way, for me or him, cowboy,
have Carmine.
I already done twice, but I'll do it for a third time, sure.
I know.
I want him to stop coming back alive.
I want him to do that.
I might get an extra few years, but I'll do it.
I hate him so much.
I thought what he did yesterday was the rudest thing that's ever happened.
Perhaps I took over the entire prison with all the DOC and handcuffs,
because Carmine made me mad. I'll do it again.
Good. Thank you.
Michael, I'm probably going to get another five years, but I'm sending him in there.
He does that love man.
Where the f*** is Flareon?
He took a take over there somewhere. I think he's getting an entry.
You don't want to go solitary you don't you know no I know I don't I mean
man
wait wait cups cups cups cups are I mean Ray Ray one second don't move one second
One second, one sec.
Uh...
Ready?
Excuse me?
Open the door, please!
Please open the door, I'm gonna do something!
Um...
Can you- you can say it out loud, sir.
I have you on my phone.
I can't do that.
I-I-I gotta talk to Flyro.
He's-he's like my boss, you know?
I can't-I can't...
What was that?
The hair wants to speak with you?
I just got a phone what what what saying and asking for you and to relay a message saying the hair wants you to contact them.
I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
Oh my god, chatty.
Okay, now oh, well, I put it on lockdown and you're gonna say that she say that somebody attempted to murder me
But you don't say her you just say twinkles of the cops ask
Just you gotta do you gotta do it put the place on lockdown for a mean solitary do it
I have to go I can't be here I can't be wait
I have to go I have to go I have to go I have to go I have to go I have to go I have to go I
were so fucked
To finish the job
Get out.
Two minutes, she said, two minutes, she said, two minutes.
Hurry, come on, come on, hurry, let her out.
You know, you need to ask your turn to stabilize
and they're trying to help out as much as they can, right?
We're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
No, no, no, it's gonna be fine.
Where should he take us?
We're so fucked!
We're not, we're not.
We're so fucked!
No, we're not.
How did he know I was there?
How did he know I was there?
How did he know I was there?
I just, I just take you to the apartments.
I can't.
You, you sure?
I need to leave town.
Are you going to leave for a few days?
I don't know how long.
I just, I, he knows everything.
I can't believe he called the fly road.
I don't know how he knows everything.
He's not gonna hurt you, right?
I don't know.
Congratulations, Tinkles.
Wait, do I live here?
Five minutes. Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Uh, was he calling? I don't understand. Okay.
Yes.
Oh.
Sorry.
Okay.
What the?
What the?
I don't understand.
I actually genuinely don't understand this character.
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't understand.
Okay, let's check where I live.
I have five missed calls.
I thought I'd turn notifications on.
1107.
No, I don't.
I don't have any missed calls.
1107A.
11.07 Wow. Grace, thanks for subbing. Thank you. Thank you so much. I turned them back
on. Yeah, I have notifications on. I don't know what to say. I'm baffled. I did not think
But I thought she'd be able to get away with notifications.
Can we bugs?
Yeah, 1107, I think is what it was.
1107.
Oh, I turned it back off.
OK.
I'm scared.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm sorry it was more than five minutes, sorry.
Four years, four years, I tried to make that curse from you but I mold you into the button
you always were for me. How many fits do you have to make with this man?
That's not so long. You don't realize where the curse is from.
I, okay, can I be honest with you? I'm just, okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna kill him, but I also don't want to lose my jobs. I got, I got a really
good government job I'm being good I just don't want to lose my job so I have
to do it in very careful way you know I'm sorry it's your job more important
than in family no we've built nothing's far important you love right yes I love
you so much I love you too
Sorry. I don't want to disappoint you anymore.
I'm just, it's the last visit.
There's plenty of poison in your well, you realize that right.
The more you visit this man, the more he continues to paint the purity of the water.
The four years spent apart from him,
You may not realize that you were lost.
I was.
And you were...
Not controlled you.
You helped me see that.
You had a tight grip on your entire life and identity.
That he could control you.
Is he still trying to do that?
Sleeping in your life yet again, you think?
You know, he's, he's bad. He's, he definitely, he definitely makes me bad.
You're right.
I will, I won't visit him, but I will prove to you, October 17th, you will watch me shoot
him.
And then we'll dance in his blood.
I'd like his mask.
His mask?
Yes.
Like, like now, or?
No.
Oh.
Oh, but when I, when I shoot him?
Yes.
Are you okay so you want his mask off when I shoot him?
That's fine, yeah, that's not a problem.
No, no, I don't think you're quite understanding. I want the mask.
With his blood stained all over it.
Okay, yeah.
I will hand deliver it to you.
And we'll put it up like a trophy to remember past I used to have
Every contra has its bounty
Yeah, and with it on he comes a prize
It's all yours
No more visits with the clown I promise
I can't speak with him in person, you can spend time with him, study him, and that's
What I've been doing this whole time, that's why I've been visiting here in this case.
Oh, that's why we've been doing this whole time, mom.
You wouldn't lie to your father, would you?
No.
I just...
I'm just trying to be careful.
Shit!
Five more times.
I won't let you down.
And every time you meet him, you'll take the picture and send it to me.
Okay.
I'm always watching.
I know.
Always one hop away.
Shit.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
I don't know what we're gonna do. I don't know what she can do.
I don't know what to do. I don't know.
Genuinely, did not think this is how things would go.
I'm so cooked.
Daddy's grown.
Well, I mean, obviously, I think from that phone call,
especially that you guys can tell that she's definitely been very manipulated and very, you know, he was everything that she had for the past four years.
And, you know, she's had a brain bleed. Her brain is broken. She's just a broken girl. She's broken.
and she'll remember like moments with chatty and like she loves him but she also knows
that she doesn't know him and just hears everything her dad says and she's just she's just fucked up
They're waiting for me.
I thought that love was late.
Let me see.
I'm ready whenever just let me know.
I thought love was late today.
Squeaks is in a CS game, apparently.
Apparently
The burn is so good. Yeah, he there was no one else I wanted to hit up for this
Opportunity, I'm so glad he said yes because he's just the perfect person to role play this character
You're gonna call I don't even see the oh they are
To actually oh
well
what
sick talk
20 minutes
first of all we discussed
that Ludwig was going to be late
and he never said he was ready
and you sound like shit
i'm sick
still? yeah
be later sound like shit
but don't do that
what the fuck
you can't choose your struggle
You can't do too many, you can't do too many.
You're doing too much right now.
Wait, were you playing GTA role-play?
I almost met it, Ray, more met it, you both.
You propagandists.
I, uh, oh, thank you.
Wait, why?
Because we're forming Efsler?
Like, what's the big deal?
You actually hurt my feelings, Squeaks.
Me?
You can't tell him why.
OK, OK, I'm ready.
Also, I'm the only one with Cam on.
OK, I'm coming.
Um, I don't know if I can do cancer. I'll be real what why my cam link is like some
Camlink you just start my camera. My stream isn't working. Oh
What oh?
But I'm checking is that real I saw your stream earlier looked great
Oh, yeah, it just says no signal. It's just says no signal. I don't know what's happening. Wait, wait
virtual cam
Wait, so your camera in general isn't working. Then we have a bigger issue. Don't you want to fix that?
I don't know how like don't you think that's like really bad for your career?
How long has this been on you for?
It's fixed.
It's fixed.
It's fixed.
Wait, you did that on purpose.
Wait, what do you mean it's fixed?
I don't know why.
Like we see your chair.
I see your chair, bro.
I don't know, but I'm sitting.
I'm sitting in the chair.
No, you're not.
It's empty.
Didn't just put up a picture.
I'm in the chair.
Class like Tim.
Class like that guy should stream.
in the chair, classic, classic.
That guy should stream.
Guys, we can't be today because we have our first F slur hater.
Yes. Yes. We all saw this.
We have a big talk.
We have our first hater.
We have an actual hating account.
That's a hater.
It was nice.
You know, they said they said every every typical F slur game day.
Ludwig says something stupid and we smirk and shit.
Is that not true?
I thought that was kind of the whole shit. No, it's true.
We have to be unpredictable
No, we don't well how about I'll be the nice one today and someone else be racist. Let's see it. Well Leslie
I'm not a racist
I'm not a racist in my camera on yeah
It's just weird that no one had a reaction when I turned it on but it's all good
I'm working on settings. I would have reacted for sure or something.
It's because I already saw your stream today, so nothing surprised me.
You look the same. Oh, wow.
OK, I'm struggling.
Me too. It's been so long.
I don't know how to do this anymore. Yeah.
It has been a really long time.
When's the last time we even did this?
Oh, like months. What game do I download?
No worries. I don't know about the game later.
Oh, OK.
Ray, you and I are the only gamers here, I'm going to say it.
Yeah.
Like every frickin Ludwig and Leslie, they're just fucking
baiting, just chatting segment to make a YouTube video or something.
Yeah, they just use us for our content.
Squeak daily.
Hello. What?
I don't want to hear about it.
You inspired the whole thing.
You started it.
What do you mean?
Like Squeak's daily was pumping out the F slur content.
And then that inspired my editors, too.
And then like, I don't get me started.
I've seen Ludwig pumping out F slur stuff, too. And then just like we're the one using you guys. I'm we're all we're all doing it
I'm sick. Sometimes I feel like you guys only talk to me so I can say the crazy thing and then you guys can make the gym
Helper wait, can you do it? Can you do it?
Do what?
I
Got it just because I nominated clad for every single award at the summer yeah
Stupid I denounce some guys I didn't have some info it's crazy. It's crazy
Insane
Didn't age well that didn't let me not age well. No it aged poorly like a week that shit age like spoiled milk
That was already spoiled. Yeah that effect. Oh
My god, I can't anyway, I think it's over wait wait no no raise up next you got what you got this
I don't know just check Twitter in a week
So good I've been putting 15 hour days. I'm a gamer. Yeah, I agree. I put you up for Schumer the year
or you're my favorite.
Wait, Ray, I saw on your stream one day,
I actually laughed out loud.
You were like, you made an announcement
that you're starting your Discord,
and then you like moved on,
and then you looked at your chat and you're like,
guys, I've been doing really great.
I love that.
Okay, why is that funny?
I feel like you guys did not pop off enough about this.
I've been owning.
I love that, I'm gonna take that.
Sometimes you might be a little gassy about yourself.
You guys, I love that.
I get streamed like close to like 170 hours this month.
You're on your machine.
You don't get enough sleep, though.
I will say I need to sleep three hours a day.
And that's why you've been sick for a month.
Yeah, honestly, sleep is super important.
Yeah, whatever.
Not really.
What do you mean not really?
You sleep, squeeze.
What do you want to pipe up?
Seriously.
I slept with you so many nights,
and you take so many hours.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I really get sleepy.
I don't wake up in the morning.
I know I'm saying it doesn't matter you love sleep.
I love sleep.
I'm on my phone for like three hours.
Your sleep score don't show it.
Check today.
77, I already saw.
Yikes.
77?
Trash.
This is why I don't join the Oro Ring
because they're so competitive with it.
Like they can't just like track results and better themselves.
It's like a competition of sleep, bro.
Check again.
Check again.
It would keep me up because I'd be stressed out about sleeping.
No, no, no.
It's really great.
No.
You won't squeeze in to know what he does, right?
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So what's the issue?
So usually I just do virtual cam and then it shows my camera,
but I know it got scuffed because of the Nuzlocke tournament thing,
because I was doing virtual cam to show my gameplay and discord.
Oh, oh, oh, so that's a little wheel next to the virtual camera.
You need to click on the wheel. Yeah.
And then you need to change basically what the virtual camera is is.
So you need to go to that's a cam and it's not showing my cam.
Is it okay?
It's a source.
Yeah, and it's supposed to be cam and it's not popping up.
The same, make sure it's matching the one that you, they're streaming soon.
Lake Ann has tech issues and some.
Hey, relax.
She had an intense day in role play and she's sick.
Yeah.
So you guys have a question.
How do you screen share the discord without leeching everything?
I do, I do window cap.
Everyone.
See, this is why we have to hang out more because we forget everything.
I make it take a path monitor.
Plus window cap.
And then I right-click, I do show non-video participants, I uncheck it, and then I also
make sure my camera's not showing.
Okay.
And then it's just one.
God, you're actually so helpful.
And it doesn't leak like the group chat?
No, it could, but like whatever, there's nothing really.
The only thing that could leak is our group chat, maybe.
Yeah, but I don't want that to leak.
There's nothing in there.
Yeah, but I don't want just no, I don't want people to know how I type.
I'll tell him how you take a fucking asshole.
I'll tell you how he types.
Let me take a verse.
I'll tag you in.
I messaged Tweets the other day.
This is real.
I messaged Tweets.
I go, thinking about you, okay?
That's all I messaged him.
He messaged me.
I'm not kidding you 36 hours later.
And he goes, aw, thanks.
What?
You want me to lie and say I'm thinking about you?
I forgot to text you back.
That's pathetic, that's embarrassing Ludwig.
Can I ask like over the 36 hours,
like so you read it probably faster than that,
but like what made you go back to reply?
Because I was looking through my phone
because I was like making an account somewhere
and it sent me a text and I owed my text.
Oh, here's an unread message by Ludwig.
I better say something, otherwise that's drama.
So then I said, what should I say?
Aw, that's nice or whatever I said.
It's over.
You know what, Lud, you're an asshole.
You want to know why?
You sent that text with expectations back.
True appreciation shouldn't have the necessary,
like you shouldn't need me to pat you on the back
to just have a good gesture.
That's actually a really good point.
And I think you're beautiful.
Oh, oh!
Wait, the camcorder!
I fixed it, I fixed it, I fixed it.
It worked!
Yes, it worked!
Do you think anyone else is beautiful?
No.
Okay
Everyone's beautiful. I feel like everyone in this group has a problem where everybody is always like half foot out the door
Do you know what I mean? Not me. Not you. Sorry not you but like
everyone else
Yeah, I got shit, bro. I'm busy. All right
I'm busy. I have to go live and I have to say something that's gonna start a fire
Okay, this is how I stay in the zeitgeist. So I get a little contra from a controversial guy and this group's a little too squishy for me
Sometimes I have to like break out and be a little controversial. In fact, I was hoping to use this platform to do that today
No, okay. Let's hear it. Stop. Oh my god. Uh, yeah, first thing
I guess maybe this is a bit of a hot take but CEOs don't make enough money
And also I have an army sponsorship today and I hope you guys are chill with that
I just have to army crawl five top white wire at where everyone cameras go, let's just squeaks
guys. I stand with you loud and proud. I appreciate that. Now I do my army crawl
are we back oh cool clothes like caught you
texture of your shirt looks like a diaper whoa I got a raid oh just just
unmuted just say who I would see him who rated it was Levy guys you don't know
He's a chess chess. I know got them chess. Did you know you're chesting off the chest? I beat him 1v1
No, you didn't oh, I did I did yes, I did
We played a Scandinavian. I beat him 1v1, but other people were it playing against him as well
And he's very tired. I remember what was happening in his point of view. I only remember mine
Because if I use the restroom or is that like extremely rude no, it's not rude go ahead. No, I don't want to ruin the vibe
I'll just I'll just hold it up. Well, now we're gonna be to so maybe we sink it later. Yeah. Well, like can we take shifts?
Yeah, I think the guys can go in the women can hold it down and then we can swap
What's a good term I actually want to change this about myself. What's a good term for a group of women girly pops?
Yeah, Queens. Yeah, but if lovely said what's up girly pops, that's a fucking restraining order
Talk about girls anymore
Yes, she's mad at me because I'm not playing Rp.
She freaking quit Rp already.
She didn't even say hi to my character, I'm pissed.
You didn't say hi to me.
I couldn't find you.
I was tweeting all day in the city.
I don't look at socials.
What is that, am I supposed to know that?
This is so pathetic.
Okay, listen, okay, okay, thoughts.
Think about this.
You didn't log in and say hi to me, that's where Rp's at.
Thank you.
Okay, first of all, you don't understand.
Okay, what if the four of us make one lifers?
I'm in.
You can do it with one lifers and have a day in GTA together as a player.
Can you die in RP?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can kill yourself.
Like if I take a Magnum 45 and I get into the server and I, John Wilkes Booth squeaks.
Yes.
Is that chill or does he get to live?
I get to decide if I want to perma my character or not.
Sometimes people do perma rolls.
But if you do that, I would perma.
You can kill Rama Squammy.
Please kill Rama Squammy.
You dare my inauguration.
I'm not.
Not my mayor.
Not my mayor.
year okay dude I the thing is RP rots your bra I'm never playing it what if we
did one life first just a lot of your brain that's rich coming from you after
everything you've been saying on the internet I say that was one thing I've
been off the internet I was an edge here in concert last night what happened
There we go
Wait, do you actually hate RP or do you just like don't get it and like you feel insecure because you don't see yourself in the RP world
So you just find reasons to hate it
Yeah, but what I don't like is that it's it's like
Okay, I feel like what happens is there's like a hot shot someone who's who has a lot of motion a lot of people kind of
attach themselves to that person who has motion and like RP around them.
And then there's like a sphere of influence that forms.
And it, that feels a week.
It feels like the interactions can be inauthentic.
I don't think that's true.
I think maybe in the previous no pixels, that might have been true from what I've
heard, but I don't think that's true anymore.
It does feel different.
That's also possible.
It's also just so much like, is it weird?
That's where I'm at.
It's so, it's so all encompassing of your mind that like, uh, I don't know,
For me, I forget to like eat and breathe and leave my house
when I'm in RP.
So I just had to like take a step.
I read like viewers and they're like,
they're like having to talk about like,
they have to have like Reddit posts
to catch up on what they missed.
They're like, what did I miss in the nine hours?
I wasn't able to watch.
I had work.
Can someone catch me up?
Brother.
I know, but every day's like that.
Yeah, it's like-
Read the comments of Efsler videos.
It's insane.
What are you talking about?
Wait, what are they saying?
What are they saying?
No, actually, what are they saying?
It's like, you better be nicer to this person.
I feel like.
Oh, give me a break.
Give me a break.
I'm back.
The only reason we're here right now.
Facts. Facts are not squeeze.
The only reason we're here right now.
Squeaks did put this together this time.
Right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you see the context in which he put it together?
No, it will piss you off.
No, because I was like, oh, my God.
Squeaks hit us up what else it's on Squeaks daily. He's he does it as a joke
Well, yeah, I'm watching the video. He does it like oh fine. Let me that's familiar with Machiavelli's the prince
Do you not subscribe to the ends justifying the means because we're all here right now?
You know and that's the that's the conclusion. That's happy, right?
Yeah, even if it was done with the wrong intentions, I guess I'm happy that
Who else watching Michelle Kuten say no
Okay
Yeah, yeah, tell us about is that your favorite show going blind just watch 27 episodes I
Wouldn't call it my favorite wait why are people saying it's a pedophile anime
What is that?
Damn it, what?
Really?
God.
Dude, what recommended me to watch Sword Art Online?
I was enjoying it season one, then season two,
the fucking sister fell in love with the brother.
What the hell?
There's like some, you know.
Hold up, you just had to get through that scene
to get through to the end,
because then you get to the gun.
Did you say scene of the season?
Yeah, well there's an ancestral season,
but first off, that's not that weird anyway.
That's fine, like ultimately, like I come from that.
You know, like I'm against it, but like,
it makes beauty sometimes.
But anyway, season three is the guns and that part gets off.
Wait, why everyone turn the cameras off?
Just sometimes you guys see stuff and then like, I don't want to be in it.
I don't want to be part of the clip.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I guess it's a fucking weird thing to be in bread.
My bad. No, perfect.
No, it is.
It is.
I support your cause.
I do not.
I am again in.
I guess I should be ordered.
I guess I should be done.
Yes, you should be.
What?
Wait, wait, squeeze.
How?
I am against inbreeding.
Wait, you think the inbreeding is alive?
OK, what's your line?
What's your line?
He's already alive.
What?
You want us to kill it like you want him to be killed?
Bet him for reproducing.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you imagine a hypothetical of me?
OK.
We fall in love.
I gain the ability to birth kids.
Ba-ba-ba-ba, backshot Tuesday.
Sorry.
I become pregnant.
And I give birth to this kid.
We find out six months into this kid's life they've been born
that we are second cousins.
What do you do?
I abort the little fucker.
What are you talking about?
What do you think you're going to play into some sympathy?
Try streaming in the Minecraft category for an hour
and being not pro choice.
Like I'm aborting that fucking kid in a second.
Are you kidding me? Please.
You do type differently in the Discord and you do on stream.
Like when you stay with me?
No!
What?
I was relying on you.
I left my job for this.
Sorry, it's just that, you know, the results came in and I don't want to, I don't want
to inbreeze.
I don't know why this is a controversial stance.
I feel like we both have a lot of angst and like built up like stuff coming into this week
And I think that maybe we need to be meeting more frequently
so that we can have more normal conversations.
I agree.
I feel like what's been holding these in, just a bird all out.
What happened?
What happened last month?
OK.
I give you guys ample heads up and you replace me
with a taller white guy with better hair.
Who's better at video games?
You think I didn't notice that?
No, ample heads up.
Let's clarify that.
No, you didn't.
You bailed two days beforehand.
Yeah.
Oh, two and a half.
But you know, too sad.
We got turned down by many a white boy.
Okay.
Also, why are you going to ask?
Who are the asks?
Uh, I don't remember.
Uh, who are the asks?
Come on.
Come on.
I come on.
Let's just get through it.
I mean, I can tell you who I've replaced you with.
Yeah.
I would replace you with a few.
See dog.
Okay.
Let's go.
Joe Bart.
Joe Bart.
I asked Joe Bart.
Joe Bart couldn't make it.
Once.
Please.
Not Doug.
Doug.
Doug couldn't.
Super.
Doug Pro, SuperTF, White Crab.
Just so many options.
Oh, slime would have been so good.
Yeah, so many people could have.
This was great.
I mean, we had a great time.
Honestly, it was really fun.
It was a blast.
Did you?
Yeah.
What? Fuck.
Oh, I thought you just got sat.
You know, you can cry, Ludd.
Show some emotion.
You don't have to pretend like your camera doesn't work.
I'm not crying.
And I don't come on.
What?
Look with the Elgato products.
Well.
Whoa, careful, I might get sponsored by them.
Why do you have to leave at six?
What?
Huh?
Why do you have to leave at six?
I just got some shit to do.
You know how it is.
It's way too early.
Yeah, I feel like there's no time for anything.
Wait, no, we need to play Monopoly.
I want to play Monopoly.
OK, what if, but I thought you guys
wanted to do the new murder mystery trivia,
or should we just go straight to Monopoly?
No, please, murder mystery, please.
Guys, I'm cool with whatever.
I just got to leave at 2.45.
So how about we get this show on the road?
That's fine.
Counter strike?
We're literally doing this for you, Ludd.
We're fixing your PR.
Troll!
You're really good right now, right?
No, I'm not!
Wait, let me have a Twitter.
I haven't opened in a few days.
No, Troll!
It's a disaster!
What's on the Twitter?
We're willing to see it by your side right now.
Really?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm turning my camera off, too, if you turn yours off.
I can't keep mine on.
My computer's crashing.
Just maybe it's not plugged in all the way.
No, it's just.
I think it's overheating, I think I need a new cable.
Okay, do you need some time?
No.
That's why everyone should get a fucking webcam.
All these DSLRs, it's too complicated.
That's exactly what I thought we could do right now.
Can we?
We could do webcam day, I have one right now.
I'm on a webcam.
Oh, we know.
I'm gonna download the game ahead of time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can you send it to me?
I don't know which monopoly it is.
Yeah, I don't think the real Monopoly is on steam chat. Is there a real monopoly? Dude monopoly is so
Yeah, never mind
Please
Leslie hates games. No, I love game. You hate games. I just love you guys more
But we could hang out and play games at the same time
We could chat during monopoly, it's easy to chat
Okay, fine. I'll play again. Leslie, your cam just. Oh, okay. So you don't want it. Is there a monopoly on steam? Does anyone know?
I don't think so. I don't think they have the rights. Yeah, I think it's just straight up owned by. Did you know monopoly was stolen? It was initially made by a woman and then a man stole the idea from a woman.
the idea from a woman and that guy also made a what's it called when you do like an investment
strategy where you ask your three friends to do it and they ask their three friends to
do it.
Can you get her off the screen now please thank you.
You're such a visceral reaction to me.
Get her off the screen now.
Just my background.
You don't know what she did to me.
She ruined my life for like two weeks.
I played so much Mario or a Pokemon.
You had fun, didn't you?
No, I had the release of not having to play anymore.
That was so brutal.
I can't believe Squeaks actually didn't play.
I didn't want to. You don't want to do anything.
I know. I like playing like I'm down to play like a game.
I want to play. I don't play Pokemon.
I know. It's sad.
It's like your reddest flag ever as a friend.
But would you would you have done it?
If it was your IRL friends that asked you.
No, of course not.
Oh, OK. No, for that, you know, I'm a real friend.
I'll say, no, if I'm unsure about someone, I'm like, yeah, we'll do anything.
Yes. What do you think our reddest flags are?
Oh, wait, who's read his flags?
Like, I guess like going around maybe like, I don't know,
like what everyone's red flags are because he's like, wait,
besides the obvious,
besides the
is this well before we do this, is this like a healthy question
for us?
I think I think I'm comfortable growing. Yeah, we're mature
enough to
I'm down to grow. I'm curious of your perspectives of me.
Um, okay, well, right now you're red. I don't wait, here's
a thing. I don't know if I could, you know, I could handle
anything. So, so a lot of the red flags from all of you. But I
want to say first that it genuine. No, I shouldn't say
I want to say it. I am honestly genuinely the glue of this
group. There's no doubt about it. Okay, you all have it's true.
You know it.
I'm more so confused how you telling other people the red
Flags starts with self-glaze like no, she's saying you're green flag.
Well, yeah, it's a green.
Well, it's more so like I I hold the group together.
If I'm not hitting up the group, the group doesn't exist.
Can I be honest?
I've had to make myself care less about this group.
So I've stopped putting an effort in hopes that others would put in more besides Leslie.
Can I ask what can I be honest?
First of all, fuck this group.
We are not a group.
We're just friends playing.
Thank you.
What happened to we are?
I've never.
Are you?
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You coin the name.
You play.
You play.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
You guys are talking about who's the glue.
Who's not the glue.
Who cares?
We're here right now.
Let's play our freaking game.
Let's have some fun.
I enjoyed playing games with all of you.
We don't have to.
You said in your last video that this was the last time
that you were hanging out with us.
Yeah, but that was click bait.
You should look at his eyes.
Scary as shit.
God, I was in a smile so long.
Well, I was.
Her.
I was in.
What's wrong?
What is wrong with you?
Fix your camera, guys.
It makes it makes it.
Yeah, I'm going to be on the abortion by the way, by the way, for sure.
a little too late for that, you're stuck with me.
My eyes look like that.
Well, find a way, I think.
My eyes look like what?
Oh, they're actually not centered.
I also have to use the restroom.
OK, me too.
Good, Leslie and I can, Leslie?
Leslie, that's so messed up.
That's actually so messed up.
We could have talked things out while they were gone.
Literally, I think only two people should be gone at a time.
And then the other two can talk and now I'm just here alone with four chats and technically seven because I'm assuming that Ludwig and Leslie are also live on YouTube as well as me.
So it's like, you know, it's a lot of chats to take care of.
And now I'm uncomfortable and now I'm going to the bathroom. Goodbye.
I just came back.
I was letting you have your time to talk and vent.
And I came back.
Don't go to the bathroom because I'm in the bathroom.
Fucking Chad said Leslie literally has one eye bigger than the other. She shouldn't be talking TBH and I've been self-conscious about that
Let's not
It's my left eye my left eye has always been bigger than my right in fact my left eye had an eyelid when my right didn't and I got
bullied for it feel good now I
Bet that guy doesn't even have eyelids
Yeah, fuck that guy ugly piece of shit. Fuck you.
She doesn't mean it. I live with motherfucker. Yeah, don't worry.
You probably have a living. Yeah.
And then he's bleeding.
And don't worry.
His weeks was talking to me earlier and he turned into Rama squammy mid-sentence.
Where?
And I was here and I said, you need a buddy.
You need a break.
He just transformed. Just boom.
I don't know. It was so seamless at the start.
did squeaks, and did raw muskwami.
And anyways, I'll be right back.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Stop!
Hi, Jack.
What happened?
Hello?
Oh my god, wait, I can't hear you guys. Are you talking?
What up? Hey
Wait, are we in trouble? Okay, I'll be honest. I've been here the whole time
You just got quiet. No, what had happened
Okay, no what had happened was like you guys all went and Leslie like was leaving and I was like well
What the frick that sucks because now I'm babysitting seven streams instead of just like two and then she came back and then we were talking
She's I'm gonna go pee. I was like wait stop and so I pretend to leave and I'm here
Great women can do anything
Hey, plus one PR good job, we're working on it see
Wait, I haven't done my streamer awards nomination. I got some suggestions
Wait, maybe I'm I'm nervous now.
Excellent for content group. I already did it.
No, I think who nominated us.
No.
What? I think we're dynamic.
Fine. What the thing is?
I'll take it back.
No, what's perspective of like top five is awful?
What do you mean?
I don't think we should be taking it out.
Maybe we should be taking it out.
That's problematic.
Who gets nominated?
Can I tell you about top five content groups?
Yeah. Okay. What's wrong with our group? Tell us what's wrong with our group. I think
core is good. Okay, and what's core core? Oh, it's like the new days essentially. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Got a couple of hotter takes. You want to dive into those?
I think what's wrong with our group is I don't want to think of our group as a group. I think
The friends is that we're some friends who game sometimes as opposed to like
we're this structured group that needs to game on the specific cadence
and do these videos and do this.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like I feel like that, like no one thinks they're all doing.
No one. I don't think a single person thought there was any structure to this.
Yeah, right. Read the YouTube comments.
They were pissed.
Some of them were so pissed that Ludwig was replaced by foolish.
It was what? And I'm like, thank you.
I'm going through all the comments, I'm reading all that shit, it's crazy.
Honestly, it's the most hate I've received in like the last month was from people who
were so mad that I wasn't there for the F-slur stream.
Really?
I haven't seen much else, I guess.
You've seen my post, that and Lutty, have you?
I've seen a few.
I've actually started some clipping channels.
So that's all I would say.
That's all I would say.
Maybe that's freaking controversial.
No, I agree.
I agree.
I'm going to vote for us.
Repost I will vote for us too. I do not know. Yeah, Ray. No
fake no, I just have ADHD
too busy and
Bro, well because the problem is I don't want to do it on stream
So I'm waiting to do it off stream, but every time I'm off stream. I get my three hours of sleep
So I don't know why not worse that could happen
First of all, I'm having a really good month of just gaming no drama
I'm doing so good right now.
Yeah, I mean, it's been awesome except for GTA.
Closest.
Yeah, you've been on your gaming grind.
You've been so how much?
How many hours of GT therapy?
Let's check.
I think I'm actually at 160 hours.
Let's check.
When you go to 60 drop.
That's a lot.
I got it.
Actually.
Yeah, you've done.
Oh my gosh.
You've done 54 hours this this past month of GTA RP. That's all that then
How much do I have? How do you know? How do you check? You don't play enough Squeaks through
You're at yeah, but I've like an hours
Squeaks I get tired of the after like four hours. I've had like four sixteen hour days
I don't know what's wrong with me. Squeaks you're at 54. You guys are the same
Check mine, check mine, check mine, check mine.
Same amount of hours.
No, in the last month, you have the same amount of hours,
the exact same.
Wait, stream or in GTA?
For GTA specifically.
No way, right?
Absolutely have more.
Leslie, you're at $13.
$13?
That's it, yeah.
Yeah, no, it's like the same amount,
unless you didn't change a category or something,
which is maybe possible, but I'm seeing,
yeah, no, no, it looks pretty accurate.
I think you do really long trees,
but I think the Pokemon interrupted a lot of it.
Oh, yeah, I did a lot of other games for sure.
Yeah, no, I was just in GTA straight.
You guys want to play Valorant?
Fuck Valorant.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
I actually low-key think Valorant is back.
You guys are...
I hate... I am getting triggered, by the way.
Wait, why?
I get so mad when people say it's back.
Like, what's the player base like? Who gives a fuck?
Sorry, bro, let's unpack each other.
Play on the J-O-F server with me and 20 people from Europe.
You know what I mean
Let's let's unbox our chicken and see what colorway it has
Yes, that's sick that is that is the most valourant thing CS2 has ever done exciting they added
Before rioted
Exciting
Counter strike. Let's just play counter strike. Fuck it
I I said no way in hell our blood and Reagan play counter strike today on the one day that we get to all
What?
Can we just guys, can we just be honest with ourselves?
Ray Leslie, you guys are in the 16.
I am the most degenerate gamer here.
I'm going to lock in without Leslie.
I'm doing the I'm the only one here who actually got the premiere.
You don't like it.
You don't like gaming.
I have my own.
Why is the answer?
Where's your premier rank?
Where's your premier rank?
Crazy.
You didn't invite me once.
You are blind.
You didn't invite me.
This is what happens sometimes.
No, this is what happened with the Abe thing, too.
I actually can't.
We have real beef.
This is real beef.
This is actually real beef.
Bring a big one.
Yeah, wait.
Let's just grab some of this.
We can intermediate.
We can intermediate.
I need you to ask it.
Tell me.
We have the floor.
OK.
I played it off screen.
Well, well, actually, before you jump in, Ray,
I don't want this conversation to be thrown in a way
where someone's right, someone's wrong.
Right?
It's a conversation.
Well, I know I'm wrong, too.
There are ones that.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
There's no rights and wrongs.
there's just growth in communication.
So let's start.
No, wrong.
You can win this.
Let's see whose argument is better.
Ray, starting with you.
Okay.
You have three minutes on the clock, uninterrupted.
Okay. Three, two, one, go ahead.
Okay, so what had happened was Abe put together
this 30th Pokemon anniversary card unboxing stream
at the card shop, which was,
everyone was really excited for, by the way.
And I said, I was excited.
Like Abe typed in the Discord, he was like,
today's the day, and I said, yeah, I'll see you guys tonight.
And so me being stupid, uninformed, uninvolved,
unaware and uneducated, I thought it said,
we are starting like leaving here at 7.30 PM
because I thought it started at eight for some reason,
but I read it wrong and the after party started at eight,
but I thought the stream started at eight.
Mind you, we all live in the same apartment.
So I thought we were all gonna go together.
Okay, I'm streaming, just waiting for us to go and stuff.
And then I find out from my chat,
oh, Leslie just pulled a really cool card.
I was like, wait, what?
Leslie pulled a card.
I find out that they're all already live and they all left the apartment without me.
It's my fault for reading the message wrong, but no one wanted to be like,
Hey, we're leaving by the way. Are you ready to go? Or so it's more so like,
I'm at fault for misreading the message, but I just made me question like,
how close are we?
Okay. Ray, that was an interesting point. Leslie, you have three minutes.
Can we cyber real quick before she does the 10 minutes speaks? Can we cyber?
Can we cyber? What? Sorry. What was this conversation initially about?
Yeah, this wasn't about that day.
I thought that was about me not being a gamer.
Oh, respect the sidebar.
That was crazy.
What?
You're going to have your time to respond.
Right.
It's just that there's the peanut gallery, which is Ludwig and I.
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Honestly.
Like, like, I mean, like, fuck Leslie for that for real.
But like, I thought this was about CS2.
It really was about CS2.
Yeah.
Okay, maybe this is my, sorry.
Yes, let me tell you.
It's actually Leslie.
No, we're talking about CS2.
Sorry.
Sorry.
She doesn't invite me. She doesn't invite me. She didn't invite me.
So the sidebar doesn't matter anymore.
Let's just talk out of turn all of a sudden.
Okay, I'm just talking.
Okay, we weren't. First, you wanted-
Let's leave it all ahead. Three minutes.
So she- you came at me first, I said, you don't even game.
Which you know isn't true.
Well, of course, I've played so many fucking games, okay?
If anything, I need to take a break from gaming,
which is why I did this whole GTA break anyway.
But second of all, so you're gonna come at me for the CS thing, okay?
Yeah. You were playing GTA Dice.
So I knew I tap.
So you just want-
Sorry, Leslie gets an interrupted three minutes
and then we'll have a cross examination period
for the both of you.
Okay.
Your time is back, you yield your time.
Okay, okay.
And then, okay, so first of all,
then when you go to argue,
you bring up the card day,
which you, in your argument,
you gave yourself three reasons
why you were already wrong.
You were like, oh, it's my bad because I didn't read.
Yes, you didn't read.
The first, Ludwig.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Okay.
I'm interrupting.
I'm interrupting.
Your time is yielded.
The first message in that group chat is from Abe, and he, he, at all of us with the time,
the first message, the first word is three PM meet.
And then you hit us with the Pog Emote that is called Hyper Omega Poggers Crazy.
I was so excited.
I was just flying back and forth, which implies that you've probably read it, you're, you're
acknowledging it.
And then not only that, you're giving Peter information about it.
Peter's like, Oh, I have a sub-a-thon.
I can't go and you're like, don't worry.
It's a live stream.
It'll be fun and worth.
Can we talk about this?
That was the first thing all tonight.
Okay.
That's the one thing where I was like, okay, maybe you might've thought it was
tonight, but then at two 30, we're all tagging everybody.
Hey, at, at, at, at, at Valkyrie, at, it's coming Peter, when you're getting here.
So we just all are like, okay.
And then so we tab into your stream and we're like, okay, she probably doesn't
want to come yet because of GTA, but she's pretty much after her, so I was telling me
go. Hey, can you set Ray stream up? Make sure she's good to go. Um, but yeah. Okay, Ray,
thank you for that.
Actually, can I have a couple? Sorry. Squeaks, can I have one minute first? Sure. I was just
doing my nominations and I was getting toward the end and I wasn't even sure. Like I was
just, I was just saying at that point and I didn't mean everything I was saying. I was
I'm just trying to think of like, what is he saying?
Let him out this minute.
Let him out.
I thought I was interrupting.
I thought I was interrupting.
Go ahead, go ahead.
That's okay.
Ray, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Well, what was Squeak saying?
Ray, you have questions to give to Leslie.
Go ahead.
Okay, question.
Let's see if you can respond.
If you were playing CS and you knew that we were going to try
to break up together, why not just throw out and invite?
You got your rank already.
That means you played a lot of games.
Let me figure out the day this happened.
I know that I was like, oh, Ray is locked in today.
She's not going to be able to play,
but I can find the exact day.
This is like the squeaks in me situation
where he just wants to be invited to say no.
Sounds like me.
Look, can I say that sometimes?
Guilty.
Communication can be a problem
in interpersonal relationships.
to try to keep it more low key now um okay wait can I just say something at the end of the day
the fucking kingo in the same box we know
I can I can I say something yeah go ahead yeah clavicular streamer of the year we know
Yeah, we fucking know dude. I feel like sometimes
The biggest issue is that we don't reach out enough
Right with our friends. I hate this what you're doing. It's actually triggering me change your
Meaning more metal condescending
Absolutely, let's keep it more up friendly
So, we're probably thinking that communication is important.
I'm actually getting mad.
How am I getting mad?
I'm not even part of the crew fuffle.
I hear you.
That's probably just me.
Stop, stop, stop.
That's on me.
Oh my god, stop.
But noted, I've, nope, noted Leslie's pranking by the stop.
No, it wasn't a date.
No, stop, stop, Ludwig.
I feel like the lady's been talking a lot the girly boss. I'm talking a lot. Oh, I forgot the truth. Oh, my camera died.
No, it didn't. No, it didn't. It's there. You turned it off.
You turned it off.
Oh, this is going to take a few minutes to fix.
Going forward, I will always invite you. I, I think my problem is I look at your stream and I'm like, she's locked into this GTA scene.
There's no way she's gonna play
But I'll give you the option to because if I was playing I would feel guilty if someone's like, oh, do you want to play in a
Are you guilty?
I feel guilty saying no when people are like, oh really?
Like you want to play and I'm like, oh no
I can't make it because I always like want to play and then I'm like, oh fuck I'm a bad friend if I don't play
So they're like, oh, I just won't even like make you feel guilty at all because I know that's a no
Because I would not have left the scene that you were role-playing it if I was you I'd be loud fuck no
I'm in deep in the RP sauce and RP is really hard to beat like oh, I can't today. Let's you want to do tomorrow
Well, I would have still played it because I was in the CS mood that day. I was like fucking, you know
Sometimes just get the itch. I had to itch that day. So I was like, I'm playing solo if not. I was gonna solo queue it
Yeah, what the I have an idea
What if we stop with like the pleasantries when we're making plans or anything like if you want to do something do it
If you don't want to do something don't do it. That's how I feel
I feel guilty saying no when you're busy. Yeah, sometimes sometimes I think it probably comes from being guilt-tripped
By who I'm not saying who but like sometimes if I turn down people too much
They're like you never fucking play with me. What the hell you never play. You're too good
You know, I think guilt trip you into playing more GTA. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Okay.
I'm guilt trippable.
I'm ungu- that's a past me.
But it's, I'm saying it's the past me that was guilt trippable is no,
it feels that still in me.
So I'm getting over that, but that's what I'm probably putting that onto you,
but really you don't feel guilty.
So that's, this is what W. Combs looks like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I also don't think it's guilt tripping, especially girly pops.
Just maybe my two thoughts there.
Disgusting.
Why did you get uglier?
What happened?
What is the space you're making like just think it's wrong guilt trip maybe that's
gross.
Is it like a character he's working on or something?
I don't know.
Yeah this is GTA characters.
He's doing it in the trash.
Even in the jazz.
Take the hat off.
This is my GTA character.
It'd be funny.
Bro people are going to take a screenshot of this of your look right now in your next
hate tweet, and everyone's going to agree with the hate tweet.
Dude, I already have this awesome picture of me.
I don't know if you've seen it, but it's me with a Dragon Ball shirt
and I'm with XQC and Hassan and Mith.
Oh, yeah.
It's that photo.
It's from the early 2000s.
That photo is so funny.
They're all wearing like these really vibrant, like pattern button-ups.
It's so weird.
like I didn't realize that was the style back then.
If we could get back on track,
I feel like this conversation, although healthy,
is kind of besides the point.
Cause I think the conversation for me,
I wanted it to be less about like,
you know, when you guys game together,
but more about like,
I think you guys are physically incapable of hitting 16K
cause you're bad at counter strike.
Oh.
What?
You were the only one that's not hitting it before the energy.
Plus two.
You did it, it's crazy.
Plus two, by the way.
You're getting married.
I envy I envy your confidence because you are the only one who's done a marathon and got to
Elo and you come here telling everyone else that they can't do it after you try your fucking hardest
It's crazy also while being carried, which is extra crazy not even plus carried
You're playing a god
Why does?
Well, if he's a god, then why do we lose 70% of our games?
You're too heavy.
You're okay?
I don't think God buckles when a 20k walks into the lobby.
I think God can handle that.
It was wrong.
Do you guys all give up?
Let's fuck it.
Let's just give up and then we'll start playing the 24 hour stream.
When do we have until the end of the year?
End of the year.
End of the year.
God.
It's too long.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's buckle.
Let's move on to the next thing.
the guy who has money to get from it.
Like there's no reason to buckle.
We can just fail in three months.
What if I give you a flat rate that I'll accept
and you guys don't have to do the 24 hours?
Give me the right, give me the right.
I'm actually curious.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
I'm willing to wipe away the debts for $250,000.
What?
What?
I was actually considering,
I was like maybe there was a number,
but that's so hard.
What? Then we don't have to think about it. Let's just you guys all have to pull in together.
I'll pitch in. I'll pitch in 15 of that. Oh, you only pitch in 15. What 15 mil or how
much? Come on. Let's be right. Yes, Ray. Yes, Ray. Um, okay. So for those that do the
24 hour stream, it's all the money goes to the winners. And that includes ad revenue or
is it just subs? Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything,
every drop. I need those ads up by the way. I'm talking hours of ads per hour.
I got to beat this goal. No, we need those ads up.
I want your channels to be dead after this.
OK, that's what I'm looking for.
Oh, my God, I can find sponsors for this, too, by the way.
You want to run a sponsor stream?
I will be pitching sponsors.
I actually got a sponsor that's waiting because a few streamers dropped
from their activation.
Yeah.
I'm surprised you got a sponsor after this month me
What would you say what sorry Anima great game I love animal Sony's Marvel Wolverine saw squeeze play the yesterday
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Are you serious really well read? That was really well read that sounded I liked it like that sounded airy
There's no way you got sponsored. I did
Yes
Yeah, well, I said such a surprise.
Oh, because he's sponsored by like fucking chewing gum on the floor.
Well, because Nintendo won't even sponsor you.
So I was like, yeah, but I.
I'm, you know, but Nintendo is the hardest to get.
Yeah, we don't have a great relationship.
I got in trouble at the Twitch rivals, Nintendo thing,
because they were giving away a switch one case and I said,
oh, they're giving a, you know, a casket to bury everyone's switches.
I got message.
That's funny.
because it was very funny.
I got a message to I think it was to tone it down.
I love when they tell you to tone it down.
Take it down a notch.
Take it down a notch.
I was in the bathroom. I'm back.
And I never got my casket.
No worries. We're just talking about Nintendo.
Back to the bathroom, I guess.
All right. No, I'm back.
What about 24 hour if I join in for a little bit of it?
No, wait, wait.
Only thing I I'm going to I'm going to make a rule right now.
And this is targeted at Ray.
I'm going to become confrontational here.
I I don't I don't want to see what you're doing.
Invalorant in CS to those five sex are crazy.
What?
Yep.
I was watching Ray play.
I watched the ball three hours of Ray play and you're playing great.
I'm like, well, I'm carrying my silent.
OK, silent.
Yep.
Playing with silent.
That's out of the bag, okay. That's okay. It's a fellow. It's so good. It's different. I'm actually playing with him tonight, which is fun
Not see us to the right. No, it's Valo playing Valo. Okay. Oh Valo. Okay. What got you on the Valo kick?
Some GTA friends are like addicted to it and I've been craving like something competitive
Valo is easier than CS. So it's more like head empty and so dude Valo's so fun
Like for a little bit. Wait. Yeah. Wait guys. We could play I did the 2v2 v2 mode
Because there was like an ony pixel tournament for it and it was actually so fun. Really?
Yeah, it was like it's like a mayhem mayhem a ram
So it may have a room mayhem a room mayhem. Yeah, it was just like turn your brain off. Yeah
What are we fucking doing just plug your fucking brain into the matrix at this point
Turn your brain off as being like part of a the benefit like actually
Consume media that's challenging. Don't turn your fucking brain off challenge yourself and counter strike
Play get better. You're so close. You're almost over the edge. Don't give up now
The rock will go rolling backwards push it forward
Rama squammy
I don't play RP, but I got chills
I can go for it.
Why are you guys giving up so quick?
You guys are talking about like a loser.
I'm not giving up.
I'm not giving up.
I didn't give up.
I was so annoying.
I don't want to lie to you.
You should save your time.
Just a honest week.
By the way, I have to rematch you at some point soon.
Yeah.
Yeah, down December.
But it's the the year is coming up.
I'm doing a Brovy Bro week.
Mm hmm.
And I'm and I'm not first.
No, come on.
Right.
Come on.
We do rock to shit in the Jinxie tournament.
He was crying.
Oh, wait, wait, it's killed Ludwig.
You don't remember. Oh my God.
In the fortnight event.
Yeah. Fuck you, you bro.
How BM is she?
We dropped the same location.
She insta Merks us, starts taunting us.
I think you dance on our corpse, actually.
And I was out first.
He was out first.
I actually genuinely felt.
Ray.
Okay. Jack and I were landing there.
I put the bullet through my skull.
I actually felt bad for you.
I was like, he's going to be so pissed.
He's going to be so pissed.
He's going to be so pissed.
And he was.
He came to my chat, called me a sec.
I was sad.
Well, yeah, you slithered.
You slithered up to that location before shooting us
in the fucking back.
I don't know why I didn't even land in random locations.
I need to shoot back because I didn't want to because I didn't
know how. Yeah, I know.
I couldn't do it.
You're actually really good at Fortnite.
It actually surprised me.
I did so well in that tournament.
I was also surprised.
That was like, right?
I think is that your best game?
Fortnite?
Not anymore.
No, come on. What would it be?
I think I'm really good at horse stone.
Still, I was top five hundred at horse stone.
What you play?
No, I don't play as much on the GTS.
Wait, you were top five hundred, like legend rank or whatever.
Oh, sorry, battlegrounds, not latter.
Ladder is boring to me. I don't like ladder.
I don't know the differences.
So the fun thing about battlegrounds is that everything you get is random.
So it's like you kind of the skill part is winning top four based off of the randomness of the cards that you get.
That's the fun part. It's like gambling, you know, fun as hell.
It's fun. It's so fun.
Also, you can play on mobile, so it's like my airport game.
I'm traveling.
Oh, so fun.
It's like, honestly, 16 K, right?
I am so degenerate.
I will lock in when I'm ready.
OK. And it's off stream.
I what do you think you are going to hit 16 K?
Yes or no by the end of the year.
Can we can I translate it to face it and then try to get it and face it?
No, no, no. Wait, you got your rank, you said.
What's your rank?
Six thousand seven hundred.
Well, maybe it is good.
You might be.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so that's so well, so if I have to be honest with myself, like I don't know if I can hit this and I don't know if I should like kill myself over hitting it so I'm down to do a 24 hour stream with you guys and we can help our friends queeks get rich 250k flat rate.
great, let's go right now, lock it in, check it out.
I will do the stream with you,
but I'm gonna beat the goal and I get the money.
What?
Yeah, I'll do the stream with you.
Oh, I see, you'll do the 24 hour, but then like,
but I still get a split of the funds.
Oh yeah, half of it.
Wait, I'm gonna be part of the 24 hour,
but I'm just gonna sit in like a high chair
and make sure you guys are giving it your A game.
Cause I don't want you guys to do a 24 hour stream
and not give a shit, you know what I mean?
I don't wanna see like degenerate valorant or something.
I gotta see some reacts.
watching the button, like stuff like that.
Like I didn't see that last year.
Well, can we play for 24 hours?
Oh my God, you're like a challenge
out of Brovy Bro or something.
Like I want some fucking, you know, heavy hitter stream.
Yeah, and you do so, it has to be Max Ads.
Max Ads is a real fucking passion, real passion.
Yeah.
Why are you talking like this?
You might be part of it, running the ads too.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna be on your channel.
Excuse me?
Yes, yes.
Tier list we're gonna make a streamer tier list during the 24 hours. I did the math
Okay, I can hit it in 83 days of continuous play. You can't you're so shit. Yes. I get plus two every single
83 days left in the year
Something like close to 83
97 I think okay, so you're gonna
It's just I get there eventually give it up. Let's plan where the stream is gonna be you have to warehouse lead
No, cuz I'm not losing
Come on get real dude. What but like even if I were to lose I want to lose standing
You know I mean I don't want to bend over and then start planning out squeaks of streams
90 whatever 700 days in advance
You know like give me the hundred days to fight
Okay
200 K. I'm my price went down and can we all agree that squeeze kind of fleece this on this? He did. Yes. Yes
I'm sorry face it level 10 the highest of high ranks and counters
30k premiere yeah get 30 k
30 pound wait, I am willing to amend our bet
How about if I get 25 K in premiere? What are you right now? You have to I don't know like 20 K or something
19k you've been 10k before
Never
He hasn't been 25k premiere before chat. Is that a lie?
25k
You guys have to match all of the dough knows during the 24 hour
Rebottle to fleecing us is pleasing us harder
He's at 23k right now. You're a liar
whatever it's nothing how about this I will I will double all of the dough
knows if I lose and I'll give you all the money if you hit a mortal and Valorant
I'm not gonna pretend I like Valorant it's the worst game of all time it is the
most overrated, overhyped trash I've ever seen. It's so
poor.
What?
Just say your shit at it. Just say your bad.
Visually, it's, I was, when Valorant came out in beta, I was on the Team Liquid Academy team.
I love every game.
Yes, yes.
Beta.
I streamed only Valorant to two people when it came out. And let me tell you, it's horrible.
All the people I talk about who are coaching, who are coaches in Valorant, fucking think
it is so strategically shallow.
Oh yeah, it's hot.
Because it has no skill expression.
Every round looks the exact fucking same,
and I fucking hate it.
Rama Squam.
I feel like CS looks the same.
I stand with Valorant.
CS, every round, is so unique.
Like, you can do so many different things.
It's the same line-ups, and also the same characters.
I'm the only one standing there.
I'm the only one standing there.
I'm the only one standing there for Valorant.
It's the same characters.
There's terrorists and non-terrorists.
I'm standing up right now.
I thought we were all going to stand.
Oh, my gosh.
Get down.
I can't stand on my blankie or my blanket.
All right.
Hey everyone, let's all relax.
Squint doesn't have to play Valorant.
Please.
But he swindled us Leslie.
Dude, can you play a League of Legends?
He did swindle us.
God, I watched the League every minute.
Squint, you know this.
You made this bet knowing we would fail.
It's also crazy that he accomplished his side of the bet
like the same week.
So fast.
Can I say something?
I think you guys can actually do it you guys are acting like 16 K is going pro you can do it if you also look you'd and
Deathmatch, I think you got to get a bit lucky and you can streak and you can hit it
I do think we can all hit it. It's not even luck. You can hit it just from a skill perspective
You guys are not yeah, but the luck helps the luck does help like you help
like
I'm 6k like I have a long way to go
That's a long way to go.
I'm losing in six K two.
I got into six seven and then now I'm like six five.
Blood machine, what is that fucking face?
Wait, what rank are you?
What rank are you? I don't know.
Thirteen, thirteen two.
Not for long.
Oh, I was. I went up.
I went all the way down.
I went up post marathon, let the record show.
Ray was like a game away.
I was so close.
And I got 17 primes today.
I was so close.
Wait, you know what we could do?
We could play Mario Kart Wii.
Did you see that we compile?
Oh, yeah, the decompile.
Yeah, we right now.
No, I don't see.
You see?
You can play on your computer.
Leslie can't do it.
Why? Why?
Because you lose your Nintendo partnership tomorrow.
No, it's fine.
I just won't do it like obviously, you know what I mean?
Like, don't talk about it.
But the fuck now I can't do it.
Great.
If you play Mario Kart Wii recompile, it is a GZ.
Wait, but it's legal if you own Mario Kart Wii
I've seen Mario Kart
Yeah, I I got I did a smasher. I'm sorry for calling you guys what I said earlier my bad Nintendo I
Didn't mean it when I said all that shit about you guys being terrorists my bad
I was really upset the Pokemon rom that was playing
Rom yeah, you're fucked
Where'd they go?
I don't know.
I think they left when I said I just smashed her pass with Nintendo characters.
I said Yoshi's a good hookup because you always have a ride home in the morning.
I think it's just logic.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What does he sound like?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What is this?
I'm going to hear it.
It sounds like this.
That's good.
That was so hot.
Yoshi sounds.
Oh, it's so hot.
It's so high pitched.
Can I go?
Okay, outdoors one you are in the mushroom kingdom Mario comes walking to you and he is mushroomed up and he wants to ride you he jumps on you and you say
Was that good?
Are you good?
Oh, my God.
I've got distracted.
We have to play our games.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cause I have a hard out at 330.
Generally.
Why do you always have a hard out every time we hang out?
It's so.
I have a hard out at 545.
Really?
Oh.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm here forever.
Uh, uh, I have a hard out at 545.
Oh, yeah, cool. I'm here forever
Everybody come on let's play some trivia murder party. Yes
Wait, come on, but we're kind of like that POV like the zoom the zoom meeting POV
3 code
Yeah, they did
No, it's a my code. I only said got one
It's $15
15 only one process of making this product for three
Oh, you'll cover it
You got more viewers than me doing RP. Like what are we doing here like I'm out here the
fuck but the ad revenue is really bad. Squeaks is suffering. Yeah. Oh, I am. Oh, I don't know.
I heard it. Yeah. Wait, why is the ad revenue bad? I don't know. Every word on the street
is that the ad revenue is not very good during GT. Aren't you living on the street? What?
I like me the word. Yeah, you're you're doing RP's like what do you mean? I don't check
I have revenue. I don't know. I don't only get 13 hours.
I forgot. I forgot when the B hits the account.
You stop checking the numbers.
My bad. My bad, Leslie.
Yeah. I get how it is.
Look at my life.
A T.
I don't even check.
If I was any one of you, I would just fucking quit streaming
and just vacation for the rest of my life.
Is that what they say?
I'm actually just impressed that you guys are like,
It's kind of crazy. I think Leslie is supposed to do that because we love it.
I love games. I do too. She bought her sixth house. Who? Congrats, by the way, Leslie.
I don't have a single house, actually. Nope, it's actually six. Wow. I think I would know if I had a house.
I have four houses.
I
Loves the hustle
How many houses do you guys have?
Seven whenever I open tick tock and I see an influencer doing like a weld flex
It's like a good example of what not to do if you're really rich
You know what I mean? It's like the first thing you should do is buy a duplex rent it out
Hike the rates a little bit here
add value though for sure for sure like renovate the tile yeah like well maybe
not that much but maybe we can all buy a house together content house no I would
not ever live in a content house I've never and I don't think I will well I
know I will never you lived in a content house you already did yeah you already
did yes you did yes you did never never never you did yes you did with the
yard I never did yes you did I lived with the yard boys before in the yard
That's content
No, I lived with them before I was a streamer
Yeah, but then you started making content together. You made content with people in the house
That's a constant house. We were just roommates and then I became content creator and so did everybody else in the house
Making content together, but they but we didn't for like three years. I feel like we're ignoring the back became a content house
Why are you so?
House does I'm just asking semantically does it become a content house if it was never a content house to begin with?
Yes
I guess it was a content house
What do I go to Jack box TV? Oh my computer
Yeah, yeah, I'm like a web browser
Okay, and it's full. So I guess I'll
please
New code incoming
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna type this one. Oh, I can't just do it
I'm putting in the grip check. No, but it's gonna pop up if you ever everyone hide the camps
It's not gonna pop up over our cams. Just use your phone. Just use your phone. Come on, pookie. This is a test
Look, I'm testing it doesn't pop up
Oh, I have 1% battery you need to hurry.
What? You don't charge it?
It's 1% battery.
It's in Discord.
Okay, okay.
I'm in.
I'm not, I'm not.
You can customize your freakin' things now.
And how do I go?
I'm in.
We get to create a Jackbox account?
No, you just type it into the website or the URL.
Okay, I go to play and then where do I put the code in?
You put the code on Jackbox TV ask for your code.
You guys never play Jackbox?
This is just a little new.
It's kind of exactly the same actually.
Okay, everyone is in except for Valkyrae.
I'm here.
Oh wait.
Did anyone use to make fun of your name growing up, Ray?
What? No.
My name's Rachel.
Oh.
Wait, why would they?
Wait, why would they?
It doesn't make sense.
What do you mean?
questions
That would be made fun of
Already wait did you guys customize your dolls? No, it's not signed in
You don't have that.
I don't have to sign it.
It's a custom one.
You don't have.
Oh, you do.
You do.
You do.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, wait, wait.
Where's the game, though?
Two, one.
It's on.
Oh, I have to screen share.
Oh, yes.
Oh, so I could close the game.
That's what I'm saying.
OK, I'm exiting the game.
Yes, sir.
I think we have to turn off cams, to be honest.
OK.
OK.
Goodbye.
OK.
Oh, die.
OK, and then I go here, and then I go watch the stream,
And then I pop it out and put it over here and then it opens.
OK, I'm pausing the game.
Wait, GEO!
Stop!
TEO!
TEO!
TEO!
TEO!
I pause the game and chat.
Code is on the screen.
It's UYXB.
If you want to play, just go to jackbox.tv
or maybe on your mobile phones or applications.
And you could play alongside if you would like.
Oh, it's Murder, Murder, Mystery.
Trivia, Murder, Party.
Oh, trivia.
Chat, I'm running three minutes of ads.
You do run an hour.
It's just so you don't have the pre-rolls, but more importantly, so I make the money from it.
Oh, yeah.
OK, and then the game has no audience.
Oh, you mean the game has no audience?
Do they get rid of that?
Oh, wait, do the game start?
I'm on a menu.
Oh, I made the game private, so there's no audience.
I'm not it.
You're not mudded. What do you say?
You're not. I just it just says trivia murder party three.
and he hasn't he hasn't started it yet now do you see it so now wait stop yeah
yes now now show your stream Ludwig's stream from discord
oh Leslie can you turn off your camera I understand
Oh, wait, no, I'm sorry.
Checking gameplay on those settings.
Heard, heard.
That was so rude, Sleaze.
But how do I, like, get you guys in?
Does it not available in this game?
Maybe they don't have it.
We are in here.
What do you mean? We are here.
Oh, wait, I was going to get chat.
But I don't know if you can.
The chat, do you want a screen share or the website?
Oh.
I don't think the chat's a lot of play with us.
There's a room code, so I think they are part of it.
part of it. No, but the room code doesn't work. I think it's
just us then. Apparently I have to do a public lobby. Wait, okay,
let me try. No, no, no, no, guys, I think it's worth it for
our viewers. Maybe that's freaking dumb. But I actually
think they're important.
Just connected. Thanks for playing. Hey guys, let's prime
for Ludwig. What'd you say?
Put it in. Wait, Rick, you gotta hit this note I hit. Okay,
ready? Can you guys hit my this note?
Guys, I don't think it I don't think you can do it anymore.
Maybe it's in development type of thing.
Yeah, I don't think they have the ability to play with friends
anymore or play with chat anymore good so weird fuck the chat i actually disagree
with that like i actually think that they're like kind of important i guess i don't know i guess
that's something i feel but i guess you don't have to think it i'm sending you the okay
right we're gonna work on that second off here you go yes thank you
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So, don't leak the room code, right?
Oh, yeah, don't leak it. I fucking leak that shit.
I leak that so fast. Can you try again?
Yeah, I see a bunch of other people in here.
Damn. So, that starts.
Dude, that's deep.
Alright.
Put it back up.
Okay. Do you see the new code?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I see it.
Play, locked.
Play.
Audience isn't supported for this game?
Yeah, I think it's not.
Oh!
Whoops.
Woo!
We did it!
We're in!
This is awesome.
Yes!
I see your mouse.
I see it.
The friends you will make here will last a lifetime.
Can you turn it up?
Oh, I think I can.
The friends you will make here will last a lifetime.
Can you turn it up?
Oh, I think I can.
One more time.
One minute.
Holy.
One of you will see Dawn.
Dawn?
Here's your first question.
Oh my god, I remember this.
remember this. Wait, I remember this. This was on Reddit Facts. I subscribe to Reddit
Facts. Don't look at chat for this guy seriously. What? Well, gg. Reddit wins again. Guess what?
This was pretty educational, wasn't it?
This one's a slam trunk.
A safe player has a bomb shape that will secretly place on a grid of trucks.
Each at risk player will choose a trunk to hide in.
If your trunk gets hit, you die.
What?
What?
Who's the safe player?
One of the perks of killing a bunch of campers is that I get to keep all of their trucks.
Hide and seek.
Here, in the bomb shapes, the safe players will be working with.
Uh-oh, I get a little Tetris piece.
Now get your little butt into one of those trucks.
So I'm gonna blow up a 2x2 you have to hide.
Okay.
A 2x2?
I get a 2x2, yeah.
A 2x2 offset.
I'm hiding.
You guys hide? Hide! 5 seconds!
I think I'm hiding- I think I'm hiding a place that I-
I know how to watch.
Chat, tell me your arrays.
What the hell?!
Oh, you save player will now secretly place their phones.
They don't know where I hid.
Oh look at this.
Wait, you can't hit a corner, right?
No, I do whatever I want.
I don't get the little touch of something that you've had.
It's the moment of truth. Hit it, Rockapella!
And who survived?
You're cheating, you're cheating, you're cheating, you're cheating!
Madka's dead, Madka's dead.
Madka's dead, Lule.
Okay!
Boss?
I
Say you're like a whale on the bad guy, okay
Okay
You can still win Ray
We're going after this
You're down
would actually love that yeah and you keep avoiding it okay wait let's play
I'm down perfect what is the largest island
no I like the Caribbean Caribbean this is actually a bit of a guinea if you know
anything about I fucked up I'll tell you right now it's not Jamaica oh it's what
my stepfather
if i do the accident, bother you just stay there
i don't know
let's just say a lot of us saying
oh my god, alright!
i'm terrible
wait, we can't use chat, right?
wait, we can't use chat, right?
that's me?
no chat
it's time for some archery
we said we can't, right?
and first players will choose a spot on the target to attach themselves
catch themselves. Safe players will then try to shoot you. Get the nearer of strikes.
Okay, I'll go easy. Okay, okay. Be kind, be kind.
Yep, yep, yep, I got you, I got you.
Let's do a little target practice. Safe players, the longer you hold to aim, the harder it gets.
Oh, I can hear you snickering. Grow up.
Oh, where am I?
Wait, I don't see how you're going.
He's a target practice.
Oh, he's a sick practice.
Ready, steady, fire.
Yeah, I guess we just shoot, okay.
Nice shot, Ray.
Why do you guys need practice?
Wait, I'm just kidding.
So, the way you shoot is you have to move the cursor.
You have a very limited time for it to shoot for you.
So, Ray was able to adjust it to get 80,
and now she places herself.
So, it's not like we're going for bullseye, we're going for Leslie.
Let me just glue you onto the board.
Ray's also so... oh, Ray's gonna crush you.
Okay, safe players. I don't even need to shoot. I can tell you raise on demon time
It's not a real archery. What is that? I don't know how to comp you guys. I don't know how to comp you guys.
I get more points if I get out alive, so I think the risk is worth it.
Guys, I missed. You need to lock in for me.
You did? Please lock in!
Shoot him through the skull!
Let those suckers fly. It was actually kind of hard to shoot.
Oh, yeah, what did I say? What did I say? I told you
You're good at games, but it's not CS2 or Valorant. You're so shit at every single game you play. Oh my god
I can't wait for this 24 hour stream and you're gonna be taking squeaks and I
Making
I'm gonna do it
Yeah, what's this one
Maybe they don't and that's the thing so I know there's the princess
Yeah, the Princess Diana one is the best one.
Hurricane Katrina Chernobyl has a bean baby.
I was assuming they released it to like raise funds.
Yeah.
There's a 9-11 beanie baby?
Yeah, but it was probably like,
there's probably to raise funds for charity.
Well, I didn't even know what a bean baby that was.
What does it look like?
Probably a plant.
It's right down the scale from the start.
What?
Bite your tongue.
Oh my God.
I said you're the best of you. You die.
I said...
It was just George Bush.
I said...
3...
2...
1...
Ew, what is this?
Look at that cool eyeball.
No, not that one.
I don't like the noise that it makes.
Ew.
This is what it sounds like when you walk.
Okay, dude.
That was fun.
Demental to your survival.
And to your guesses now.
We were supposed to be couched?
What are we supposed to be couched?
Oh, well...
I fuck out one. I didn't count it all years. How many eyeballs I dropped? Oh
I'm so off. I guess 23. I guess if you
guest I
Guess I'm Leslie. Yeah. Now. Let's see how you got it
I've always been good at these
Have you played a mount so Leslie a mount will know you guess how much it's a daily
Literally that game but a daily
Cheese
Inbred versus not inbred
You have the answer that fits the category, then press submit.
Uh, Ansel Adams for sure, I don't know what city's sure of it.
I don't know what city's sure of it.
One space for each correct answer.
You are a little bit closer to escaping.
Oh, did I mention that all the ghosts sketch my skin?
Okay, it's literally the exact same thing.
They will scale your life force.
Then they can escape, and they get to answer one extra question.
What's next question?
Ooh, white wine!
And ghosts are gonna catch up to you!
Ooh!
What's the Cyrus game?
No, you don't know what the Cyrus is not saying.
So, the ghost means?
It means you get an extra one to answer that, I don't think.
I got a 6am haircut.
Let's speed this up a bit.
Let's do another one.
Hollow!
I said Oreo cat. Wait, is that both me and just, that's not it? No, it means you're the only one that gets answered. Yeah.
Oh fuck. No, I didn't open the fish. Fresh water, fish you fools. No, I don't open this.
Catch up everybody.
Fuck, I thought the river skew came out in the 90s.
How long is this path? I feel like I got on somebody's right.
What is a tree bear that give you a preview of the whole event?
I won't die I went over to
Oh fuck this movie
Oh fuck I don't know
Alderaan I thought I know
Yes! Oh no I thought it was awful
Oh my god!
Maybe patrol boat, thoughts?
You sunk my patrol boat!
Oh shit!
Oh my god, I love airboats, build a retriever!
I'm choking!
I'm choking!
Oh, three airboats!
Not so fast!
If you want to escape, you have to get all three correct.
Correct, and that includes everyone
What's wrong?
What?
BAD!
I BOUGHT IT WRONG!
Oh wow.
That was a one-course.
Oh, I didn't know my room!
Don't slow down now. There's no trivia.
I looked down, it's cheating.
Okay fine, don't look down, don't look down.
I looked down.
I looked down.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Dude that's so cheap, we swindled.
Whoa.
You guys look down!
GG fucked it easy.
Wait, caps lock is middle row?
Yes!
Of course!
Come on now.
The last question was something you could cheat at.
Yeah, that's a little silly.
No, I actually really love this game.
Again.
That's not as fun as fuck.
Dude, I think this is worse than the Ultraman murder game.
I felt like, why was it?
I felt so short, like that first bit.
Well, I think because usually people get more questions right,
and you guys got them all wrong.
They got killed so fat, like, well, it's like both.
And usually, like, you live the killing.
We'll try it one more time, one more time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hide the screen. Oh, yeah, sorry. Let me end game and I'll start doing
I know no no again, you're gonna need to do but it also felt like a bit slower
Do you know what I'm saying or like shorter but slower? Yeah, I don't think it's this height
No, but it like had like more animation. I don't know I mean I mean I mean
I mean, it's a little disappointing. I thought I'd guys let's put like how about we put six gifted on it. Okay
I know my rate is what I do but squeaks. Why don't you I?
Don't want to lose money
Squeaks is really cheap.
You literally crossed the line!
He's just cheap.
You know this.
I'm cheap. I'm cheap.
We can just play for fun.
What's the most we spent on something?
Not a lot.
Probably around.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I know this one.
Did anybody choose this easy?
That was an easy one.
Okay, God, this guy's too easy.
Now, let's try this one.
I have to make him stand.
Shut up!
I'm not making sense.
I'm making sense.
Huh?
Okay, yeah, like, what's the part of this question about?
What is this?
I don't know what three of the words are.
This is ridiculous.
And the correct answer is...
Fuck!
Really?
I went with number 4.
Number 1.
I went with 2.
What the hell?
I got it.
At least.
At this place, we'll choose a canoe to sit in.
If you open the safe canoe, nobody dies.
Guys, that's easy.
And it's not unanimous.
I'll punish the heavier side.
Don't we just all tell each other what we're doing
You can show it. Oh, yeah
So I'm going left no no no we go right no no no we all go left and we all live if we all pick the same
Oh, if one person goes the other way the heavier spine dies
All right now it's time to walk
Okay, wait, I'm sorry. Did you guys see that last movement?
Who walked to the right at the end you did I know it wasn't me it wasn't me it wasn't me
you're dead now activate the trail yeah yeah you guys no wonder when we go to
the right of course he does when it's convenient when it goes to the fucking
way yeah I couldn't trust you guys if I'm picking left or right I'm right every
time yeah for elections to back that up my kid no box who went to the right
Instantly in the in the show phase
Understood it
You thought you're gonna last I could go to the right you didn't realize
Players
I'm going with former Prime Minister Tony Blair
What is a million dollar wall?
You don't worry about it.
You don't know.
I want...
Uh...
I... what is it?
Life is 11 and I want my money back.
No.
It's time to let the feathers fly.
Let it fly?
And the players will choose a spot on the target to attach themselves.
Safe players will then try to shoot you.
If an arrow strikes you, you lose.
Oh, I would do anything for love as a banger.
Aw.
dive right into it let's do a practice round okay say players the longer you
hold to aim the more challenging it gets
you're gonna walk
so it's me and Ray who are on the board yeah the shot is kind of hard to do
um that was extremely hard
well not bad not bad oh the longer the high speed just the longer the what
To attach yourself, the more value a ring has, the more-
What did she say?
What did she say?
She's talking.
The longer the what?
Oh, I see.
Wait, what?
Did the points matter?
I said the longer the-
No.
Oh, okay.
The longer what you cut out again speaks.
What is the red thing?
The middle.
Oh.
Here's where the turn is at.
No, no, not that.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
Raise!
I was showing you where you picked.
That's funny.
And you went next to me?
Yeah.
I did that way.
What are you fucking lonely?
Ha ha ha.
Well, maybe they'll hit you.
OK, I'm on the top.
Time to see who has terrible aim.
I'm on the top.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
You're kidding.
Jeez.
Luckily.
Luckily.
Oh man.
Let's just toss this way off the board.
Not even close.
1,700 ELO.
I am all the way left.
6500 actually, though.
I would have killed somebody.
I know I have to do better.
There's too much random dialogue in this.
I'm not the lazy voice of my dead mother who telepathically taught me.
Why, I think it's hilarious.
It's fun.
Raywin is more in a video game.
I think we should play it.
I'm not a Gears solo. That's my hot take.
I am playing with TV. And why about it?
You want a Gears solo?
Yeah. It's amazing so far.
When one player starts the line, we'll go to the final round.
to the final round. Wait, is that like a patriarch's question? Yeah, it is. It's our game. Which tempo is fastest?
Well, Largo means large, right? Largo doesn't mean large.
Here's what you should have picked
Presto!
I got it out here, I already locked an Allegro
Like what the hell is this?
Must be punished
Like that's awful
It's dial clock somewhere
Who classic?
That's where Chalice is
Each safe player will secretly poison a Chalice
At risk players
Is this like jackpot?
Yeah, I like it
Chalice to drink from
If you think Chains poison
You die
There's some fucking co-worker ass, man. I like that.
Look at all of these chalices.
Do not call them cops. They fancy.
Save players. Pick a chalice to drop your poison in.
Ooh.
This one is yellow. I'm guys... Oh, we should include.
Which one are you putting in?
I don't want to cheat.
Wait, how do you pick a chalice?
You have to click on the other screen, bro.
I was clicking on the...
I see your ass.
I see your ass.
I see players.
She's a chalice to drink from.
Um...
Um...
Don't pick the red solo cup.
It's poisoned.
It is?
Do not pick it.
What about this one?
I wouldn't...
Pick?
Um...
Okay, show me those chalice picks.
Let's see who needs to call poison control.
That's a good cop pick.
I wouldn't have picked that one.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
That was me.
That wasn't that.
That was me.
I told you.
Oh, wait.
You did tell me.
That was also me.
Frig.
What?
What?
Listen, why did you snake on us?
We're trying to kill her.
Well, I was...
Well, I felt I was being a good friend.
Why did you tell me?
I think it's actually a selfish motive because she thinks you're at trivia
so she wants you to get first because she thinks you can catch up to the last
segment but she yeah wait did you give me a freebie because you think I suck no
I just thought you wouldn't actually think that I would tell the truth or
then you might think it was so they just snap kill someone I feel like there
No
That's what it's quite elementary
Perhaps you remember
Calculus
Oh, I have no idea.
This one needs a bit of a tricky question.
Get the correct answer, it is.
Yeah, not that one.
Not no, I put them.
What the hell?
Grab your flashlights.
I also put them.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Once again, getting it to...
This one's based off the game.
Ah! Ah, no! No!
It's called Chainsaw.
Dude, you love this very much.
I love this.
I simply give it to Chainsaw.
Yo, you can go out of the game.
And then he's tossing it like,
Yeah, it's the real meaning to figure out where it is
and get out of the way.
If my Chainsaw touches you, you lose.
Don't get it.
What?
Make sure you wear proper eye protection
before sprinting into this Chainsaw.
Look at the monitor!
It's the angle of the attacking!
The game ends once I strike at least one player.
On bottom left.
Safe players, choose a player you think will die.
Ready?
Set, react!
I'm not telling you.
Ha ha ha ha!
Run away, run away!
Run away, run away!
I don't have time to react here.
Run away, run away!
IT'S IN THE MIDDLE!
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this? Why is it so slow?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I see, I see, I see.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You know what to say.
I see.
You have to look at the symbols of the god.
The orientation changes.
I said Ray's gonna die.
Oh, I said level's gonna die.
They have my back, Luigi.
I noticed, too.
I genuinely appreciate that shit, like, deadass Loyalty is like fucking a number fucking wannabe.
Oh for real?
Get me into second place, please!
No!
There's only one player left alive!
You know what that means.
Looks familiar, doesn't it?
I just know a lot of these people are playing games.
It's time to end this.
It's hard, and the questions are both getting worse.
I'm gonna give the player the lead.
Academy.
I'm not that experienced.
He's helping answer the fits the category.
I know Leslie knows the answer to this shit.
I love Boston Cream Donuts!
YUM!
Okay, Paris Breast can't be here, right?
One space for each breakfast.
It's practically R-E-S-T.
Can I get your operation, Breast, please?
No, I don't know.
Can I get this as an operation, Breast?
If a ghost catches up to you, they will steal your life force.
Then they can escape and win the game.
And here's everyone's next question.
I'll give you a hint like she has one.
We all got it.
Obviously.
I'm going to bump up my walk from leisurely to brisk.
Okay, they're getting brisk.
Here's the next one.
Oh, gosh.
It's actually crazy
You didn't know about parasocial?
No
I had Thai food last night
I have an allergy to high-speed on allergy
God damn it
No, I'm crushing
Mr. BJ's base?
GG
I don't know Reese's had a mudflip.
The tortoise with space rubber?
So it's a tortoise and it's a hell.
What?
I didn't click submit!
I didn't click submit!
Clap?
Careful Ludwig, don't click the tortoise and it's gonna...
Careful Ludwig, it's tempting.
it's that thing wait I'm gonna lose
hi well he has to get all pretty much
what's your advice in order to escape I like it time to hydrate my guys
What?
Have you ever seen it?
Classic from the 80s.
Wait, next time I come to LA.
What? Watch it?
Yeah, I did. I love that movie.
Wait, I actually did.
Oh, it's old.
It's from the 80s.
Oh, then of course I wouldn't watch that.
It's so good.
Wait, who-
Hey, Gio!
Oh, I got third.
It's crazy how good this game is.
Let's do one more.
Geez, no. Let's just switch games, huh?
Yeah, let's switch games.
I want them. Let's call it.
What? Call it like...
We've done it, everybody.
Oh, no, we didn't agree on that.
Boss?
We didn't agree.
You stop coughing. Thanks.
Yeah, it was it.
need to take a break. No. So she sounds like shit. No. What's
an intervention? Yeah, I don't see you stream too much. I'm
popping off. You're popping off. I'm busy. Um, what if our next
game is that Dawson's game or is that game not? I think we need
more people, but I'm down to try it with you. I mean, since
we're not a group, you can have more people. Is it not an
trailer for people is it kind of like is it are they the ones that do the office
game yes dailin Dawson super underrated that's where I know it from oh we can
squeeze I'm playing Gears of War not Metal Gear Solid oh that's like total
that's like the almost the exact opposite of that so you've got to play
you just got to and just one through whatever you're gonna love it
I have a game, guys.
What is it?
Perhaps you've heard of Monopoly.
I want a Monopoly.
Monopoly is not very good.
Monopoly is not very good and we don't want to use a bad client.
So welcome to the wonderful world of Rentel.
What's that?
Rentel Fortune is a Monopoly-esque game available on Steam.
Is it good?
It's great.
Are you being paid?
Rento Fortune VR.
Well, I wouldn't play the VR one.
Rento Fortune Online Diceboard Game.
And then it has some Chinese characters after.
Rento Fortune Online Diceboard Game.
Okay, should we try it?
Okay, let's try it.
It has positive reviews.
Okay.
It's a very good game.
Yeah, it's a very good game.
You can download Rento Fortune online dice board game.
I'm excited.
Oh, I'm going to buy this.
There's a legacy collection.
You can do that too, but wait until you buy Rento Fortune online dice board game.
Rento Fortune online dice board game.
Yeah, check out X-Match about Rento if you want to check it out.
What?
I just thought that was like a command-friendly game in that play.
No.
Rento Fortune, 2 gigabytes.
Finally there's a competitor monopoly.
Yeah, did you guys know Monopolis started by a woman and then a man stole it?
What?
I did, I think that's wrong.
Also Kim Jong-un's in this game.
Sorry?
I don't know, I opened the game and it's Kim Jong-un.
Oh, I didn't even recognize it.
You mean, did he make this game?
I don't know, I opened the game.
Oh, it's Kim Jong-un.
I was telling you.
Wait, I was telling you.
How did you find this fucking game?
Where is it?
I found Rento Fortune.
What is this?
Where is it?
Oh my god, it's a fucking phone game.
No.
Is it?
Is it a mobile game?
It's a mobile game ported to...
Uh...
You guys need to be talking so negatively about Rento Fortune.
Online dice game.
Uh...
What are you talking about?
I hate it. It's genuinely a good game. I don't want to play on mobile. Let's play. Let's play. Let's play. Let's play. Let's play.
What do you, it's not on mobile. It's on computer. Oh, it's on computer. It's on computer.
Okay. I'm back in. I'm back in. Yeah. Let me tell you. Yes. Sometimes you guys look too much bigger. Okay. You got to trust the process.
so the lands are country
it's just the audio
oh you didn't tutorial i skipped that
oh okay
and i'm sending you guys all the code
all you have to do is come play
rent-o-fortress me by clicking that link
dude your animo sponsor is incredible
oh sure
thanks
wait lad you're not
that was the one moment
if i felt like my job is harder
You can't say that, dude.
I asked any pregnant Marine to get up and do what I did.
You know what my favorite thing is?
Watch your stream and do a sponsor.
It's the first time they just narrate what's happening on the stream.
They're just like, okay, now I'm going to pick up some wood.
It looks like this guy has metal claws.
And he regenerates pretty quick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Wow.
Yeah.
Is there no way to turn the game down from the inside?
No.
Wait, what's going on?
It's so loud.
Oh, you have to click the link I sent you guys.
I sent you the link.
No, that's not the link.
That's not the links.
It just tells us to download it and then steam.
Dude, come on.
Guys, click the link to play.
It's malware.
No, it tells us to sign in through Steam
on this fucking website, dude.
sign in through scene. No, I'm not going to do that. What do you mean? Just click the link and
let's play some rental fortune together. Stop. What if we play like it? There must be another way.
I'll make the lobby. Create room. I can create a public room and then you can join in. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Do that. Okay. So, so yeah, yeah, I'll make the room password protected.
Okay, sorry, I don't have audio anymore, by the way, mine also turned off. Yeah, mine
did too. I forgot to do slash loop. No, so now go to view rooms. You should see Ludwig
Augre and then the password I just put in chat. Start. Wait, what? I see it. I see it.
I see it. I see it. Everyone come and join me. Let's place them right to a fortune. Oh,
I leaked the password.
Noooo.
That's okay.
It's only four slots.
So as long as you guys are quick enough, it should be fine.
Okay.
Yeah, there's no way.
I don't want to cover it.
Nooooo.
Uncle Foo squeaks.
We just need to ray in.
Guys, I don't think there's a lot of competition.
I'll be honest.
I don't think there's a lot of competition to get on a rental fortune.
I'm in.
Oh, Squeaks.
Squeaks has started.
Squeaks has started.
I didn't start.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It starts on 90.
I'm still here.
Well, fuck.
90 seconds to turn.
So you have three minutes.
Three and a half minutes go.
Okay, who goes first?
It's you right now Leslie. I think okay spy
Buying it yes. Oh, wow. Oh, they call that an ecchi in Japan. I got an ecchi. Okay. I guess that's it trade mortgage
I guess how do I finish my turn?
Well, don't finish wait for squeaks. Oh
Sorry
Uh, go to set, top right, and then...
Wait, that doesn't work for me.
Yeah, there is no way to turn it down.
Turn it down through your volume mixer, probably.
I'm hearing a lot of complain, but not enough RENTOWING!
RENTOW FORTUNE!
Online DICE FORTUNE!
Oh my god, I'm actually saved.
Okay, I can think again.
Hello, thank you RENTOW for sponsoring the stream.
I'm back, rolling.
I want to restart. No, no, no, no. $25. God, you're going to have to deal with that.
All right. I can trade your turn. I'm offering you a trade. Okay. How much? How do I see
this?
Uh, what? Nothing? Nothing. $50. Take a cash. Denied. 50 bones. Absolutely not. Yeah.
Absolutely not you have a hard bargain Leslie
I
How much did I buy it for
But it for a hundred. I'm only I'm gonna sell it for 250 and up unfortunately. Okay, okay
She is literally do you do
Who's
Ludwig stopping by turkey, huh?
You're gonna stop by here soon enough
How do you guys enter uh, yeah, there's a gun button in the middle wait at the peak why is everyone leaving okay nine
Bulgaria
What we were looking for and turn
How do I end Karen in the middle of screen surely oh sorry
Sorry, okay. All right. Um, that's seven
One two three four five six. Okay, Russia buy for 150 or auction it
I'm rich. I'm gonna buy every country. Yeah. Thank you
Wait, who has Bulgaria?
I like...
Squeaks does.
Squeaks, did you buy Bulgaria?
Yeah, I did.
Could I have it?
For...
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, for Russia?
Nothing.
No, no, no, no.
For free.
No.
Okay.
Okay, please!
Anything that's not already taken, I beg!
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, bye bye bye
One oh
Okay, then you bought the Ukraine, huh? Yeah
You bring on the board
He's pranking us he's never coming back and we're stuck
That would be so mean I'll respect it.
Ludwig, oh Ludwig.
I'm about to buy some donuts, man.
Wait, how about we all get Cold Stone Creamery?
Oh, it sounds fun.
I'll get the chocolate devotion in a love it cup.
Oh, wait, that's not it.
Love it.
Yummy.
Lud!
What up, y'all?
It's your turn.
What up, y'all?
We're rolling ice.
Ah, roux.
Oh, shit, go to jail.
I don't like go to jail.
Or this is just a visiting, visiting, visiting.
Time to do a little bit of trading.
Uncle Fuse, what do you got over here?
Um, I see you got a rush here.
How about I offer you turkey?
Um, you don't have turkey.
You just stopped by turkey.
Oh, you do?
I have turkey.
I have turkey.
OK, I'll take turkey plus 200.
All right, check the offer.
Hit XS.
Oh, that's so nice.
Denied because there's a chance that you land on my space
and I make 100.
How about that 100?
Ooh 100 plus turkey? Yeah, sure.
GG scam that input turkey in the deal.
What?
That's a bad deal, folks.
I feel like that was a bad decision.
You did?
GG, folks.
Cut turkey out last second.
That's old fashioned scam and you used to play RuneScape back in the day.
Sorry, Leslie.
Are you freaking real?
Also, back to you for double the price.
That's so shitty of you, dude.
Yeah, fuck you Ludwig.
I read the contract on buying Sweden Leslie getting scammed
Offer me a trade back. Oh, really? Okay. Thanks, man
imagining the hate threads
I need you to give me two hundred dollars and turkey, right?
No, no, I'll give you I'll give you
Russia back, and then you give me a hundred back. Oh wait really wait sweet
sorry that's not right. I don't listen I'm eating toastios originals. It's not right.
Let's see. Wait I'm cancelling that. What are you doing? Yeah I'm getting wait I
don't understand. Japan station. What? No no no no okay I'm gonna get you give me
Russia back and I'll give you $50. How about that? No, I gave you I gave you a hundred. I'm not taking less money
Don't scam me back cuz I scammed you. Sorry. Okay hundred dollars. You give me Russia
That's 150 now money's gone up. You may waste my time. Okay?
200 clock sticking. Oh wait, actually
Hard of the steel wait, it's at my turn again. I already bought sweet
Oh
Okay, thank you
You want to make a trade? Nope. What a turn and turn what excuse me rolls again
I propose a piece of legislation for everybody
What do you mean?
So, are we just...
What if we just...
What if we just...
Back to jail!
Triple double, triple double, triple double, triple double, triple double!
You're in jail!
Am I in jail?
I was a visitor!
I was a visitor!
I was a visitor!
Oh my...
Wait, what is your proposed legislation change?
We should know our favorite blood wig.
He is a scammer, and I don't like how he operates business wise.
Wait, before we do a...
Before we vote on this, I want to say something.
No vote.
We all agree.
Women's suffrage happened. Landmarked decision. Changed America as it stands.
Fell asleep. What happened?
Oh! Are you willing to make a trade with me Ray right now? Make a deal with me.
Uh, what would you like? You give me Norway. I give you, check this out. Do not trade with
$100 bang offers on the table you are
350 you don't have a hard bargain
Properties any properties 400 I'm gonna say some shit about clave right now. Let's go come on
All right denied denied denied any properties
Enter. Oh, it's PCC.
Booster!
My, my, my, my.
Cookie!
Uh-oh!
No!
Ah, welcome to Norway.
Woo!
That is payback.
Thank you so much.
I needed that bad.
Fuck.
Thank you.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
broke because I bought some other property at the pay a hundred to get a
jail or rule for doubles what do I do I think I got three in a row so surely
shouldn't be hard to get
Uh
Why is it my turn?
What do you mean? Oh, I see.
Oh, you roll on the...
Wow!
Wheel of
Fortune!
What?
It's so pretty!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my-
Oh, it was the Dutch mallet thing too.
You're gonna lose two houses,
but I guess you don't have any houses. I don't know what that does.
Oh, that's very okay, so mud now seven. Oh wait. I also get the Wheel of Fortune. Oh my god, we'll
Oh
Wait Leslie he got the car but he deserves
Why do I get zero dollars you got them in jail
Oh, no, you got 30 it showed it showed you got 30. Okay. I'm gonna pay a hundred dollars. You don't get cash. I thought
I said I got zero. Oh, I saw this screen in the pockets. I think they lose the money, but you don't get the money
Oh, if you're in prison, that sucks. Yeah. Oh, man. Thank you
Hang into the system. Look at this. I'm actually on the uppity up
What if this takes three takes skill?
Yes
Okay, I think there's some skill
That's huge. Yeah, I'll offer you trade. I'm only gonna offer this one. Yeah, nothing to give me
Oh, sorry to give a cred
Like I give a cred
You're gonna give a credit to me too. Just wait. I'll work with someone who actually makes sense squeaks
You want USA
I just want Bulgaria and I want the United Kingdom.
No bro the United Kingdom.
It's not worth everything.
That's fair.
What a stupid suggestion.
And I apologize.
I'll give you, okay how about I get USA and I'll give you 300 bucks.
How about, well, I paid more for that.
Then why, yeah, so then let's not trade.
I'm putting an offer on the table
that literally if my boss saw this,
he would ring my neck.
Take a bite.
That's terrible, no.
It's actually such a bad deal.
That's a horrible deal.
Okay, look, you drive a hard bargain.
You're good at this.
I cannot go beyond this.
I promise you, my boss would squeeze my nuts
till they pop.
Ew.
No one is trading with you, Lyd. We've seen one stream on you fool me twice shame on me
Here's the deal. My boss will jerk me against the wall if you sell me this last offer
Oh, I guess I can, I ran out of time.
Oh, China!
Oh, my God!
400?
Oh, my God, my God.
They made China the best in this game.
Wow, China's huge.
It's China and Qatar that are the one and two.
Um, I would do anything for China.
I love China.
Doubles!
Doubles!
Big land!
That's it.
God!
What are you doing?
I'm going again.
Your funds are running quite low.
Yeah, but I'm going to make them all back soon.
Leslie, it looks like you need my spot.
Huh?
I started building houses over there.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, fuck.
Ah!
Hot.
You don't want to you don't want a country full of inbreds. I would like to make a trade with you Ray
Okay, I'm listening. Oh shit. I ended my turn
It hurts okay, this game rules by the way, it's it's a pretty decent monopoly. Yeah, I like it
I got 200 before I am my turn
Squeaks the answers probably no
Let me hear me out. Okay. I'm listening to you USA. You give me China straight up
How much is USA worth?
No
I promise you I see a lot of guys like you come and go
Trade because I have something you want and you have something I want okay, and what I would like Norway in exchange for me giving you
Russia and
$50.
I just got a text from Leslie that says, raise a bitch, what the hell?
How come I can't see the screen?
Oh, here.
Oh, you see, if I were to give you Norway, that'll allow you to start building properties,
so I feel like that's worth a lot more, isn't it?
Real, that's real.
That's a true business strategy.
You're gonna have to give me more properties.
You're gonna have to give me more.
You're gonna have to give me more properties.
You're gonna have to give me more.
You're gonna have to give me more.
You're gonna have to give me more.
Okay, I have a pan and Russia more and I want yeah, I want the station
What I want get France to
I want Russia and I want what those the one that's over there that you're on the pink one France
I want France you can have these nuts. Oh
Okay, what about see and I wouldn't talk to you like that
Because that's just not acceptable
You only get doubles is crazy. I do only get doubles careful. You're gonna be speeding
What? Wait, that's okay.
Careful, don't sprain them.
Careful, careful.
One more. Oh, yes.
I'm gonna go to Jail again.
Take that one back.
Oh, I thought.
I thought too.
Oh, welcome to Turkey.
$10 if you want to pass through Turkey, y'all.
$10.
All right.
Well, Ray, I got one more offer.
I want France in the Japan Station.
Station on top of Norway. No for Norway. Wait. No. Oh
Wait, wait, how is that a scam? She gets to start a built-in property. She will own all of the yellows. I will
Don't do it, tickle someone's feet or lick them.
You know why Leslie, why they're saying no?
It's because they know it's bad for them because they're selfish men.
I see, okay, you know what, I'll think about this and we'll carry on and we'll come back.
We'll come back to it.
Please be good, please be good.
Oh my God.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
What's that?
What's that?
One mortgage land?
What?
Wait, what?
Uh, you get to redeem one mortgage land.
I don't know what that means.
Mortgage?
Two mortgage?
Choose a...
I don't understand what this means.
Uh, how about, how do I go back?
I don't want to do this.
W.
I done.
Alright, let's make some trades, y'all.
Alright.
Leslie, what's that business?
Show.
I wasted it.
You got Mexico.
Yes, I do.
Milaiki.
Okay.
You got no cash.
Yeah, I got 60.
That's true.
That's true.
I gave him 500 straight up from Mexico.
Yeah.
Nothing to lose here.
The thing is like nobody has any of that area yet.
You know, I can't, I can't complete my board.
You know, I'm not getting strong off this.
You have a lot of property to go through.
I want the U.S.
You're a boss bitch.
I want the U.S.
I want the U.S.
Okay, what do you want for it?
Can you really get nothing?
Oh, I can't have talk.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh wait, what the hell?
Why are you saying I want it
and then you're asking for more?
Like what I'm saying,
what are you offering?
Oh, I'll give you Japan
and I'll give you Russia.
What?
No, no, no.
We're trading for gas.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh woman can't think of her own ideas. This is what you should do
These men oh my god, okay, you know what? Is this too much for me right now? We're coming back to I can't
I'm asking for these two it's a good deal. It genuinely is a good deal
Just carry on oh
She canceled it
Yes
You just got can I say this and I don't mean to be gendered you just got
Poned yeah, they've both literally suckered you in out of a good deal
I just don't see that what you have that I want Ray has what I want
Yeah, and you have what I want Norway I need Norway and give me let it suck on
your turn. Can you step back? I
can't do anything. Just spam
your piece of shit.
Yeah, actually.
He's evil. He's actually
you son of a bitch.
Okay, well, let me assess the
board.
France. What do you want for
France?
Me? Leslie Leslie. Yes. Yes.
Hello. Hi. Do you want China?
Or are you asking for China?
Estonia because I own China
If you give me friends, I will not give you Norway. Wait, what I will give you a stone. Yeah, don't let her roll you like that
You want USA from him you want USA from him wait you have a lot of Canada. Yes. He is Canada
Who was Canada? Who was Canada? Wait?
Wait, I want Canada. Why do I want Canada? Oh, I have Canada
But why else I'm Canada. I don't have Mexico. I'm sorry. Oh, oh, yeah, Mexico. I do need Canada
Okay, fuck it. I'm not trading. I'm getting overwhelmed. It's just a lot guys a lot of us are here to make trades
Literally, no one owns Canada
No, I'm a good maker through and through okay, you got the Vatican. It's a bid. I don't get it
Yeah, we all get the bid you get him put in your first bid. How do I know what you guys are bidding?
I guess you have to win on it. Oh
No, we all get to be all get to bid
right and you can place houses instantly on it so this is where cash is king see y'all
I'll gotta do a little bit more than that!
Fuck.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, now there's neither left play.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ugh!
You give up?
Oh my god, Ian, she needs everyone to give up.
No, I have no money.
You guys have money.
Okay, you're like your cat.
I'm liquid right now.
I'm liquid right now.
A guy like me, I'm liquid.
Oh my God, it's a fake.
Squeaks, you cannot let him have it.
Squeaks, please.
Oh, I'll put it in.
Yes, you don't got to catch him.
You know money if you put in fake money, please.
Okay, deal. Want to?
How much?
You don't have enough.
You don't have enough for your pookie.
You don't have enough.
Okay, one sub.
Oh, you want a sub?
Two subs for one more bid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Three subs for one more bid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can run him dry right now.
Four subs?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, four subs.
Fine, let's end this.
$600?
You gotta do this.
I can build on it right now.
Dang!
But we have to win, you know?
What?
No, we just...
Yeah, you had to win that.
You were supposed to win.
Win that.
Oh, it's a goal.
You're supposed to win it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I got scared.
Are you?
Uh-oh, and I'm already making money back, folks!
No way, what are the odds?
Wait, you're so generous this round.
I didn't get any money.
Alright, y'all, time to build!
Put a table around. Oh, shit, I wanna-
You're building construction on the Vatican. You're such a piece of shit, dude.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Oh, that's a pretty big mansion over here.
Oh, hey, did y'all land it on it?
It's only $777.
You're so poor now.
Yeah, what the hell is your problem?
Land on it once and find out what happens.
No.
Oh, that's a good one.
You can't afford that.
We're both a Walmart at the Vatican.
Oh, my goodness.
Why are they sitting now versus buying?
This is a monopoly rule that is unknown.
you refuse to buy something it enters a bid war oh you're not supposed to like
roll until you randomly land on it always enters a bid how much is this
worth really yeah can you build on this right away no you can't build on
It's actually like a little useless.
I don't think it becomes profitable at this point.
Oh my God, you guys are fucking throwing your money away.
Dude. Ray, you should walk. She'll be so broke.
I know. Oh my God. I'm running her up.
She'll be so broke. You're not. You're getting on that, bro.
I need it.
So expensive.
I need it.
Don't land on the Vatican, y'all.
Trust.
Hey, neighbor.
Oh, my God.
Oh, great.
Lithuania.
Lithuania.
Ever since I was so excited over Lithuania.
Why not?
Okay, let's make a trade.
Hey, well, someone needs to get Latvia for fast.
We should not let him get that for free.
Yeah.
I will give up Lithuania, Leslie.
Yeah.
If you give me France.
Bad deal.
Bad deal.
Bad deal.
Bad deal.
Give up Lithuania, Leslie?
Yeah?
If you give me France.
Bad deal, bad deal, bad deal.
No!
Why?
Because you could get Germany.
And I don't have any, like the only reason,
like you know what I mean?
Like leverage.
Why would I want Lithuania when you have Estonia
and then you still have leverage on me?
But right now, if I give you France,
you just have the, you have that, you have over there.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, how about this?
I give you China.
Ooh, China and Lithuania.
Don't be alarmed by China.
You don't have Qatar.
You don't have Qatar.
China does nothing.
Yeah, but Qatar's just one.
Who has Qatar?
No one has Qatar.
If someone else grabs it, Leslie, then you are just blocked.
But I could be that someone.
Sure, but then do the trade.
But people have less likely to buy Qatar if I have China.
OK, you've given.
I'm down.
No, I rescind it.
It's fine.
Lot!
You ran my deal!
Leslie, Leslie, let's make a deal.
Oh, OK, what's the deal?
So make I want your station
Hmm and friend my station. Oh, you want my station
Yeah, you want Japan and you want France and I want Norway. Yeah, and I want
Okay, are you blue wait you have oh you have two of the stations and you want my station is that game frozen
No, they're just taking a while.
Wait, what the hell?
What do you mean just taking a while?
You took like 20 minutes for one of your turns.
Way to say shit.
Yup.
Um, well, I would like Norway.
How about this?
Norway for the station.
And friends.
Norway.
What?
This benefits you because, because I don't have all four stations and I don't own the pinks.
So you can start building on yellows.
So it's actually.
Good job, girly pups.
I want norway plus two hundred dollars no fray and pass fine pass how did that play by the way the tiktok early pops
It's come off nice
No, here's something no comment
Happens when you leave jail, it's the Vatican waiting for you
Let religion can see that again. I fear it
please I need this I need this don't rain me I'm poor
oh wait wait what yeah you are the poorest player I gave a hundred wasly
aren't you the poorest player what well besides well I'm honest thank you so
I know you can school.
Leslie, let's talk shop.
OK.
He's just saying you shouldn't be
calming with these shmucks.
Oh, I'm going to give you turkey.
I'm going to get you closer to monopoly.
All I ask for an exchange.
Love, we got no money.
Pull it.
He's so poor.
It's just a straight up trade.
He's so poor.
You get one.
I have no blues.
What do you want?
I just want Poland.
It's basically taking a property that you have.
Nice try buddy. You said happily
That desperate you're that fucking desk. Guess that was a misclick. Oh my god. I actually believed it. That's crazy
Let's chat. I
Give you good old us of a
And get you one step closer
Okay, I want to return
Give me France. I could deal with the devil
It's not a fair trade. No, did you accept? No, I didn't I didn't accept
No, I didn't try to be by you. Well, we'll talk later. I like that though. Oh, thanks. It's almost like three hours of passing.
No one's been one trade.
Pay double the rent. I'm down. I'm down.
No, massive. That's actually massive.
Raw. Ma.
Ray was collecting stations. I was I was.
Oops, somebody else got it.
Three let's make it be a loosely is it come on
Okay
Leslie
Yeah
If you do this trade with me, you'll be able to build on yellow and I'll be able to have leverage against squeaks for his pinks
So station
What you say I have your last station and I'm willing to trade it so if you're screw me
Oh, I give you the station okay, but I don't need the stations if she doesn't give me the other station
So I feel like my deal is the priority here.
For Norway.
Okay.
Offer.
Japan for-
This is horrible.
Leslie, this wasn't even part of the discussion.
What?
What do you mean?
You get the third thing and I get what I want too.
This benefits you because you can start building.
I can't build on stations.
So you also want, what, Russia?
I need France on the station.
Why do you want France?
I have leverage.
I need leverage over space because it has the last station.
Hmm, I see and Russia doesn't interest you at all. Where's Russia?
You're building on Russia. So it's like kind of good for you. I think Russia your interest a bit
Russia Japan for for norway thoughts the problem with Russia is that I have to compete with ludd and squeaks. So wait, no
No, you're the only one there, right? No, it says you blue yellow green. I don't have it. Oh
Oh, I see it. Okay. We'll come back to that. Ray's turn before
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Thank you thank you thank you thank you.
What a terrible investment going into the Vatican by the way, dude.
Why? I like what they do and we have an Inquisition coming up soon.
Oh I'm blue, shit.
We're headed East.
We're spreading the love.
Spreading the love.
Oh sorry dad.
You juke er is during the Inquisition?
Oh my god, I keep forgetting my just read a bit of love does that piss y'all off? Oh
Wow won't you I guess I own USA myself
Money he's so poor
I already own it
Oh
Squeaks it looks like you and I are gonna be in bed for a while
Yes
Wait, wait, wait, Squeaks. Squeaks. You have five dollars. It's not good. Five dollars Squeaks
Squeaks, how much does it cost to build?
100 a house guys. We can put him into debt. Okay. How do we do this five dollar?
He has a trip he has 70 properties and $5 when does a game end like when all of the places are taken
One person yeah, oh, I see I see so Squeaks loses his money here. It's Jesus. Oh
Okay, and the Vatican's coming up and it wants revenge
No
Oh, he needs a fix.
Oh, you need a fix.
Oh, God.
Weaks needed that.
That's such good buffer form.
All right.
Let's make a trade.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me think.
So let's do it, Leslie.
What are you thinking?
Wait, what do you have?
Now, I have.
Here's what I have.
I have USA, which is a huge bargaining chip with Squeaks.
It would complete the right side of the board for him.
He wants it desperate.
And I believe you need to work with him.
But I have Mexico.
If I don't give it up, then like, if I get USA, then now I want Canada.
Oh, you do have Mexico.
Yeah, I have Mexico.
Oh, we shouldn't work together.
Leslie, I'm open to taking Russia.
Stop talking to me.
Okay, okay.
So, oh, you would take Russia.
Okay.
How about Russia and Japan for Norway?
Uh, um, and why not France?
Uh, I mean, okay, I'm getting less attached to France.
Okay.
Okay, I tried to buy friends out of you
Okay, I will I will do I will do Russia the station and France for and and
There's a five
a lot of money out of us.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
She got a lot of property.
Maybe boycott?
Excuse me?
No.
OK, OK.
Here's the deal, yo.
The Vatican is coming for you.
OK, let's see.
I will trade Leslie.
Rowan all in on one square.
I want your station.
And I want Shaggy Asher.
One in 36 or whatever it is.
OK.
And would you take cash?
You want cash?
Cash, I take cash, too.
OK.
And I want France.
And France.
And I will give you, I don't know about France.
Norway.
I have to say this, she's a lucky bitch in you.
$200.
You're kind of hitting the dog wall.
What a deal.
I'm giving you three.
A lot of arrows pointing to the left there.
A lot of arrows pointing to the left there.
How about we take off France and we take off the 200?
So I'll give you Japan and Russia.
You give me Norway and you don't give me any cash.
I need leverage against Squeaks. I need it.
Why not? Because you'll have my last station and also you have Poland.
I'm about to sell the station.
Are you selling the station in Poland?
I'm going to be selling just the station.
Do not believe him.
I am. Next round for money. I am.
Do it for 300?
500 dollars.
Seems like you guys aren't able to make a deal in time so I'm actually going to roll instead of you.
sorry sorry it's my turn now oh my god big roll oh oh that's really bad how much how much how much
that cost 200 i lost all the money from passing go what do you mean guys likes the leaks what the
leaks uh and turn uh ray here's the deal you don't have enough property i know i need property
You need property. Here's the deal. I'm willing to make a deal with you. Okay. I'm listening. I'm gonna get you property in exchange for money
I'm a simple guy. I just want cash. Let me give you turkey straight up. I
Okay, fine. You're gonna have a hard bargain USA. You've been begging over there for something else
All I want exchange give me the blue give me a few that's pretty simple
Get the Ukraine
You said you just want money
I'll give you money if you give me if you give me Mexico deal actually
Yeah, 100% how much money? Yeah, I'm
$700
That's just my starting price. That's just my starting price. Feel free to do a counter. I'm open to counteroffice
Yeah, no he scammed me and that was the only
I hear you loud and clear I've brought down my offer a little bit 600 and I've been replaced by a robot
Thank God
But I pass go okay you did pass go, but if you roll a nine next turn it's over
You have to
Oh
In China he mortgage wait. Oh
Wait, why'd you do that? I didn't eat you. I thought I was building
Buddy
Building a house you hit mortgage and you
We got a you got a un-mortgage
Mortgage
Mortgage that you click it again click it again. Oh
How do I un-mortgage? I mean I guess you need redeemed. I think right redeem in the bottom right, maybe
Well, there you go, perfect
Part of the deal you lost a hundred dollars
Okay, what do I I need to sell
Where's the timer? I'm getting really
How do I sell? How do I sell the stations?
You don't get to sell, you have to make a trade.
Oh wait, can you not sell?
No, selling is like what you do if you're selling a house, you know?
Oh, I should have mortgaged this.
You could mortgage your other ship.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
Select place for lightning strike. The rent will go 50% down for a single time.
time. That's a crazy car that just exists. Wow. Squeaks, there you go! Little bit more money in the
bank. Okay. Anyone want to trade? Ray, I'm not a trade. I offered you a good offer. Just give me a
I just want property so bad, okay?
I'm wearing a G-POL USA.
I'll take it forward, I'll take it forward.
You'll give me Poland?
No, never mind, scratch that, sorry, I have Poland.
I bet Ukraine.
Ukraine.
I need it.
I'll give you a station.
Look at this, they're trying to take everything.
It's actually pathetic.
I'm offering you something in exchange for only cash.
I tried to do that and you were like charging me.
Uh-oh, Squeaks, I'm coming for Bulgaria.
You aren't doing shit, dude.
Look, you have Bulgaria...
The answer's no.
The answer's no!
Wait, you haven't heard what my trade was.
Okay.
I will give you USA Straight Up.
For Bulgaria?
Throwing Poland for the fauna.
Yeah, what should I do? I feel like...
Okay, USA...
I feel like I cash wise cash wise. I'm giving you money. I am literally giving you money
I'm I'm offering you a more valuable property which you have one of in exchange for literally two shitters
Okay, so I have to trade
It's quick station for money, but I still need Leslie station with sauce
It's genuinely a decent trade like it you can deny it like I just don't fuck with you dude at some point play the game
You know say how about this? I don't fuck with you
I changed I changed the offer. I changed you off France Mexico
That's an even better offer if my boss saw this he would wait so you get my
You get area. Yep, but then you can go property on it. No that fucks you. I don't want it
I want to I have no money. I don't give a shit. I don't want you to get money
By someone landing on the Vatican straight up. It's a straight-up deal
Sorry time
Oh thank god.
Oh thank you thank you thank you so much.
Thank you thank you thank you.
And he can't roll a 1 but he can triple double.
He goes to parking.
What is free parking in this game?
It does nothing I guess.
Okay wait wait.
Now I can mortgage.
Just sell me your station.
I can't more.
It's crazy.
I'm offering like such good deals and no one accepts it
No one accepts it because they're just like almost mad about
From Mexico by the way
Here we go eight
Oh, where's that? Where's that wheel? Oh boy
It's all right boy.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
Plus 1,000, plus 1,000, plus 1,000, plus 1,000, plus 1,000.
Yeah baby.
Who's that?
No.
What is that?
Oh.
That's actually really good for you.
What really?
That's actually really good for you.
You get some path of Patikin.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
And everyone scared of the Vatican, cause we're spreading the gospel and people hate that.
Woke doesn't want us to do that.
Woke.
I got you with the trade.
So for for Norway, okay, I will give you
France
And Japan station and and Russia
And Russia
Okay, how about Russia she's a she's a in an impromptu
No, she gets hands all your deals
$50 cash, France and Russia, 50 cash, France and Japan, done.
Let me make sure this is a big mistake, big mistake, there's the blue and then where is
the France and then there is the I give you the Norway.
Uh, oh, uh, time out.
Ah, I need you.
Okay, next time, next time.
There was no cash, which was kind of crazy.
Oh, I think I forgot.
Oh, really? You think I didn't notice that?
You go to jail?
Yes, this is big for me.
You're only four spots away.
This is the poll, dude.
This is Vatican all in.
So fucked.
Peace be with you. Peace be with you.
All right, Leslie?
Yes?
Okay, you want Norway.
Yes.
And I want Russia.
And France.
France.
Period.
Done.
All right, there you go.
Oh my God.
Why, you added in the station.
I need that.
That's three for one.
But you can start building.
Yeah, but like, you don't build me.
The station doesn't benefit anyone.
It does.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
These two may get a deal.
What if I win and you lose?
Okay, I'll take off.
You're the big, fat loser on this deal.
I'll take off the station.
Take off.
I need that though.
That's what I really wanted.
Why?
Why do you want the station though?
I mean, France is the station.
Okay, I'll take off France,
but I want an extra $100.
50, 200.
Time's up.
Offer.
200 you have some idea really oh shit come back to me my turn yo what you know
about Latvia oh fuck you I can't afford it yes I can mortgage
Yeah, yeah, bitch fuck me and I'm going to jail, which is actually pretty good for me
That's what you get
Oh my god, I would have landed on the Vatican
Oh
I'm poor. Let's make a trade. Let's make a trade
Canada.
It looks like you need some money, Squeaks.
OK, I do need money, and I need it desperately.
OK, well, then how about this?
I will make you a great deal, Ray.
You can get the station in fact.
How about that? OK.
You get the station if you in return.
It's mortgaged, by the way.
Can he?
He's un-mortgaged.
So you would have to un-mortgage it.
I would have to.
No, yeah, it goes un-mortgage. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, you would have to un-mortgage it
It's like red
Art of the steel. Oh my god, I give you shit in poop. You just need your net worth
I give you what was in my toilet this morning in exchange for your jewelry collection
sharks
No!
What are you doing?
Okay, okay, just cat.
No, un-mortgage it first, right now.
Un-mortgage.
I'm not going to un-mortage.
Un-mortage.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I literally can't.
I'm not buying.
I don't have money!
250 you can get at every station!
Tough.
Tough.
Okay, fine.
You make a hard bargain.
All un-mortage it.
You can't.
Let's go.
It's literally right.
It's.
It's.
But it's a different shade of red, isn't it?
All right.
All right.
Hello.
Here we go.
Seven.
Wait, six.
OK.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
Wrong to you.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
All the money.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
This is crazy!
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
No!
I'm dead.
Oh!
You're forced to mortgage a lamb for free?
Oh, that's actually a huge L.
Holy, that sucks.
Mexico has fallen.
Holy shit.
Help, Mexico!
It means you get no cash.
But how do I un-mortgage it?
You have to redeem it, you can check.
I think it's like 150 or 200 maybe?
I'm almost out of the game.
155.
Yeah, you are like on the bleeding, tattered edge of your life.
It's hard to get money in this game.
I'm begging you to land on a green space.
Please, give me money to donate to my Katari Nation.
We are but a humble nation.
Please, stay, actually, it's kind of good to stay in person.
We are built off the back of.
Buh, buh.
I feel like it's good to be here.
We are just hoping you offer us a small stipend.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I got it.
Oh!
We're up in the lobby.
Oh, I thought it was free.
I thought it was free.
Shit.
No, it is free.
It's a zero dollars.
your up because I'm a jail I get nothing oh my god yeah I'm gonna get eliminated
a hundred dollars in a pink all right squeaks you want to do a trade for money
yes yes okay I'll give you a station I don't want that I want your what color
I want your Poland. I want your um let's see and both of these and I will give you
wait how come I can't offer cash oh it's weird I think 246 810 is all fine for me
wait oh whoops he's I see I see a trick and then I need to go
Oh, take is take more.
OK, how much money do you want, Squeaks?
I don't want your money.
Oh, OK.
You definitely do.
You're about to lose.
Roll for doubles, everybody.
Come on, hey, better, better, hey, better, better.
Swing and a miss.
KIT.
OK.
Ha ha ha ha.
Uh-oh, parking fee.
That's going to be a big buy.
Wait.
Squeaks?
What happened?
Did he lose?
I have to sell my house.
Yes, to sell it.
Yes, to sell.
Oh.
Um, OK.
Nine.
Uh-oh, what's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Thank you.
Uh-oh, 50 bones.
Thank you.
OK, Ray, I'm happy to trade you Norway
for the Japan station and Russia.
Nah, Chad told me it was a bad deal.
That's true, everything's a bad deal though.
They're going to get the door to the door.
Leslie, I got a good deal for you.
What is it?
I will trade you, Latvia.
Uh-huh.
A very valuable trading token.
Is it a good deal?
Leslie?
That's a good deal.
An exchange for, hold up, I'm in the driver's seat here.
I'm sorry.
All I want is the...
Which one? I thought it was 400.
You need to buy a poland?
Yeah, that's the problem with poland is that I don't own it, but I think Squeece will sell it.
It's just like I get power over Squeece, but she's broke.
I'm a loser, I'm a loser.
Squeece, I'll buy a poland next time.
Ooh, maybe then I could give him Luffy up for the UK.
He's gonna go bankrupt, and then all these properties are gonna be biddable, and then you can get out of it.
And then this this this is also a way for you to not have to make a deal with Ray
Leslie here's the she treated you so poorly
Okay, you want Norway so bad right here it is. Here's my Norway in exchange for Japan and also
Russia
Is that right? Yeah, that's it done
Did a trade finally happen wait did I just put a hundred dollars as well
You want money, right?
You want money to use, right?
No.
Yeah, here.
I want your, I want your, here, I'll give you some money.
How much money do you want?
700.
No.
500?
You are going so bad.
300?
No, because you have too much money, you're going to build houses.
OK, I'll come back to you next time.
Street Stiller Center, I can get you La Pia, buddy.
You're poor too, buddy.
Thank you.
Yes, that's right.
Yeah, it's Squeaks. Squeaks buddy. Let's trade.
OK, on what?
I want Poland.
And Bulgaria in exchange, I give you Latvia.
Oh, wait, that's kind of a good deal.
Wait, where's my Bulgaria?
Bottom left. Your Bulgaria is the brown bottom left.
Wait, that's a bad deal.
It's not. No, it's a very good deal.
Don't let him in that.
I'm giving you a monopoly and I'm taking these two and you're building yourself a monopoly
He is he's building himself. I am also getting a monopoly. Yes, but I'm poor, but we're both poor. We're both poor
Yeah, bro. I think that's a losing deal for both of us. Yeah
No, no, it's not
Okay, offer it offer it
Ooh good deal squeaks good deal take this
Okay, you have a hard bargain buddy
Check it out
What the fuck is this
You dude you if somebody gave you a thousand dollars cash
You would spit on it. You are a fool. Look where I I would land dude. I would be on Lithuania this turn
Okay, wait, $60 for Sudan.
Wow, no one has these spots.
Yeah, that's Junita, there's another fucking proper, do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's a good idea for you, Squeaks.
You're gonna mortgage everything and all in on like one Katari home and like pray that
somebody goes to a Katari home.
You could have a whole feast of places in the green area.
That's so crazy.
And look what Leslie's building up there. She's building problems for us.
Brother, you are in dead last place. You have all in on the Vatican, where it's already nerfed with a fucking lightning bolt.
And you are chirping it right now.
Give me a bright speakin' of the Vatican.
You're last year in the last.
Thank you. A hundred dollars.
Or he watches how it moves.
Holy.
Dollums?
Uh, Squeaks, how much for Poland and the station for Poland and the station?
Yeah, I will take.
It's just killing a lot.
Get she's just going to get a monopoly.
She's crazy.
Right on red.
And that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
I think it's right.
So I'm going to do this and then there's this for me.
and then Poland is light blue.
How's this?
You're going to scam me.
OK.
Yeah, she's scammed before, by the way.
I will offer her 500.
You want to meet in the middle?
No, no.
You don't want to meet in the middle.
800 minimal.
No, that's too much.
No deal.
No deal.
OK.
Two monopolies.
You can build so much property.
You have so much money left.
I don't have money.
You have money.
You have 800.
If I give you all of it, I won't.
China. That's no homes. That's with no homes. That's crazy.
Man, if only he had me back.
God, if he had some cash, that would have been huge.
Uh-oh.
Sorry, y'all. It's time to run through Vatican Way.
Good luck, everybody.
700 is worth? Okay, I'll do it next time.
This one, Ludwig starts really paying attention.
Okay.
This one, he actually gets one.
Okay, okay, okay.
They should have stopped and say, how did the Pope everyone?
700.
Oh
My turn
Not worth now squeaks again. I'm on Lithuania. I would be willing
Just remember this
I'm willing to give you what for what in exchange for the two that I've been
That's crazy
Monopoly of Bulgaria Greece and Turkey. I have a hundred five dollars. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
I'd rather you just not have that monopoly so that you don't get like what's the big deal
I don't need the lot because I don't have that much money either
I rather you're you tired China because I already know and clear. I've offered you a new trade
If I was to invest in property, it would be Qatar China. I offered you a new trade
It does not involve me getting a monopoly
Why do you want the station?
Yeah, why do you want the station? Why do you want the station my deals are my deals squeaks?
I'm offering this to you take it. Yeah, that's good. I'll take
Whoa
What a trade was ready. You got some new to negotiate with oh come on. You have someone new to negotiate with Ray
Yeah, I do and this is actually better for me because squeaks is rich now and you're not
Fuck you a lot of work
Okay for the 10s sucker
Oh
Looks like Estonia is getting builds
Yeah
Beautiful place that Latvia. Good to be with you more on that home choice. Would you like to trade Mexico?
Nothing. What?
Why not? I don't feel like it
Okay, you know let me finish the sentence. I don't want to trade. Do you want to trade Canada for France?
Oh, TikTok? Let me roll a four here. Can I make a deal with Bloodlake?
I'm sure you want to talk to me. I do. I do. I really do. Okay, what for the station?
For just the station? And what for polling or both?
Well, which one do you want? Let's come on. I don't know what you want from me.
I would like I don't think you have the budget to afford them. So what do you want more?
I feel like you need money more than I do
Trust me the Pope's got my back
What do you want more
for both
No, no, no, right. It's never happening. Really right. Talk to me. Do you want Poland more or do you want the train station?
I want the train station. I think you want the train station the most
Yeah, I think that's better.
But I think transition is good.
I agree with you.
I'll do the transition straight up right now.
500.
Let's see.
Chasing Poland's better.
Get bones.
It'll be a little steeper.
How long does you get a monopoly?
Yeah.
So Poland's actually only 400.
Oh, I'll do 300.
And I need all of your translations.
Here's my deal.
And then I need all of your train stations.
Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
Why would I ever take that deal?
Because then you get to build on on the blues.
You know, I'll do 350.
Right.
I'm your only way into this game.
You got to work.
You can't treat me like this.
I will do 400 final offer.
Oh, 400 final offer denied.
Hey, let's turn up your mic a little. Just a smidge.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, it's only a hundred?
Yeah, why is it only a hundred?
It's crazy, what?
Wait, who's a lot about that?
Huh?
Ray, here's the deal. Here's the deal, Ray.
Well, well, well.
I will offer you?
No, I'm going to lower it a little bit.
I'm going to offer this deal to you one time.
And really think hard about what you want.
be smart about it nice thinking real hard about it train station for five
hundred dollars are you dumb are you stupid yeah so you're not thinking
long-term that's all right short-term thinkers give me Poland give me Poland
Here's the deal the Vatican is coming
You guys are about to enter Death Valley
It's not that scary. It's got the lightning strike in it still which means no one's landed the whole game
You want cash squeaks? No, I'm good. I mean, what what can you what can you give you?
What is other properties? I see Bulgaria
that Ludwig wants I see Canada Leslie don't roll a four what we literally
has nothing to offer besides I'm scared the Vatican okay so I just can't land a
One, two, three, four, seven, eight, nine.
What do I do? Five either.
One, two, or I don't really want to win.
OK, so I want to get a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Oh, OK, 10.
I need a high number because broke.
Oh, you are lucky.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, shit. Now it would have only been $400.
Oh my god.
20 fucking...
You want some money, Leslie?
What?
You want some money?
Yeah, for what?
Um, I'll take...
Oh, it's over.
Oh!
Alright, Ludd.
You're on a death store, right?
Listen.
Yeah, the thing is, I don't have to win the game.
I just have to out-survive the other two.
Okay, well, I want Poland bad.
I know.
So give it.
So give me a real offer for it.
I have been!
It's reasonable 350 it was like no no no my last one was 400
I'll do 400 again
It's gonna be a no. Why would it change?
Because you're desperate for money
No, I'm not you're not I just have to outlive the others right you're not understanding
I'll give you Poland. I'll be fair about it. Uh-huh, but Poland is not worth okay
Well, how much how much is your train track worth that worth it? I
Could part with a train track
For so you would have just I offered you five hundred you would have just got a lot of it
I know you would have just got a hundred so I'm saying you're not thinking about it
It's one ninth of the board there are four people who make turns every problem is I turn 13
I can't build on the track and seven turns
Yeah, but you get a hundred more dollars
You would have just gotten 200 right there, but you didn't you didn't make the play. Okay?
Let me when you're ready. You're not ready. Oh my god. I want pulling so bad
I
Have made very fair deals. I promise you make your deals. You have so much money
Yeah, look at us
Like you should spend it. I'm trying but you won't take it. You won't take a fair
What happens you know all of a sudden I don't want to make a deal anymore. Oh
Thank you all for the birthday lotto for you now.
Yeah, you lost $3.
I bet you did, but the stub.
Yeah, mortgage it, buddy.
There it goes.
Mm-hmm.
There it goes.
Fucking properties.
Your station.
That's so sad.
What?
Shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
We are back, baby.
200 and 200 more coming on the way.
Money is a problem of the past for me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Squeaks well mortgage the law
the best of that. That was awesome. I love that. Wait, why didn't kick me out of the game
if I have zero dollars? Because I have properties. I believe because on your turn you have to
redeem or something, right? Yeah, you got to mortgage. Okay, I'm mortgaging and now.
Got a red on the board. Yeah, what's going on over there, guys? One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven. Okay, six, seven. And then that's it. I'm done. You want to sell me something?
Uh, I'll take France.
France?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm, maybe after I pass France.
I'll talk about this.
Okay.
Scared of the ten dollars?
I am! Look at how poor I am!
Ray's got you right now, she's gonna roll a five.
Ooh, that'd be good.
Oh, there you go!
That's 250. That's a lot.
That's too fift- that's actually juicy.
Thank you!
And here's the thing, Ray has no way to make money.
All you can do is bleed what you got.
Give me...
Holy please.
Look, you should-
Holy please.
700 minimum.
Ray, you are not- you literally can't play the game without me.
So stop disrespecting me with your offers.
Yes, agreed.
This is a good offer.
This is actually a really good offer.
$500 for just...
$500 for Poland.
That's terrible.
Do you think Poland is more or less valuable than the train track?
The Poland is more valuable.
Okay, well then...
So why are you offering me the same amount you offered for the train track?
Okay, fine. I'll go up a little bit.
Okay.
$5.50 for Poland.
And then you'd be at 700, well, that's a horrible you're you're getting warmer. You're getting warmer. Yeah, she could build so many mansions
She's getting warmer genuinely it you're actually not as far off as as they're making it out
Money becoming less important to me shit
It just takes some lucky rolls.
Just take some lucky rolls.
What just happened?
Oh.
Why'd you lose 200?
Wait.
Yeah, why?
Oh, he's buying property on China.
He bought the house on China.
Oh.
That's crazy.
You have no money.
It is crazy.
It is crazy.
Just do that.
What the?
He mortgaged Sudan for 30 bucks.
That's crazy.
And he goes to jail.
and you go to jail.
And just a reminder, you don't get paid when you're in jail, but no one's really close to your property, so you're kind of fine.
Damn.
Fuck!
Squeaks, I'll offer you a trade next turn.
Yes, please, I'm going down on my luck.
Because you just need cash.
I need five.
I'll give you United Kingdom, Canada, Sudan, Bulgaria on the table.
Well, yeah, we'll get there.
Yeah, we'll get there.
You want Bulgaria, fine.
I want your Bulgaria, and I'll give you $400.
For Bulgaria, deal.
$5, $7.
No, that's, oh, but he doesn't get paid, right?
He's good, you're good, $0 to $0.
$0 to $0, yeah.
Wait, how much are you selling Bulgaria for?
$400.
OK, I'll give you $450.
Deal.
Deal.
Can't be a good deal for you, right?
I'm down to make this deal.
I'm just talking to you from getting a monopoly.
Yeah.
I know, but it just stops her from having leverage in our...
No, I have...
No, I give you leverage, because you...
Look, I'm not sure willing to do 500 right now.
I'll lock it in 100%.
He can't change the floor, 500.
I think you're gonna lose money on this deal, right?
Wow.
Because she's spending more than I think it's worth.
Because here's the deal.
Oh, she's going to jail.
Looks like a lot of you guys are staying over at the Pope.
And let me tell you, he blesses you all since.
Whatever puts you in jail, I'm over for you.
Don't let him get into your abbey,
he doesn't have enough money.
All right, uh, Squeaks, a 50 for Bulgaria?
Deal.
Okay, I deal.
And then you're rolling an 11 into Norway?
This is not a good deal.
That's a gamble I'm willing to take.
It's funny, you just think about this.
You're spending 450 for Bulgaria,
you would not for that for a train station.
Because I can't build on the train stations.
You can't build on Bulgaria?
Well, I can trade it though.
Yeah, I can trade it.
Yes, you can trade the Ludwig.
Oh, leverage.
It gives you leverage and a trade for Poland.
Where is it?
It's Bulgaria, right?
Is this one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Here you go.
Whoa, what's this?
450?
Deal.
At Toby?
450 for Bulgaria.
That gets squeezed back in the game in a big way.
Oh, this roll could change everything, though.
If they land in the Vatican, if they get blessed by the Pope?
No.
No.
No.
No, that's a good play by Ray.
I need love.
Ray is a little egg.
No way.
Oh my god.
You're so lucky.
You're so lucky.
Not lucky because I own property, yo.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck!
Earthquakes!
Earthquakes!
Alright this is my turn! This is my turn!
Oh shit.
Everyone pray, be with us in this building.
Do you feel the Holy Spirit with you?
To get out of jail.
Oh you're so lucky.
Oh yeah.
Is it worth it to build?
What do you mean, of course?
You should probably build on anything that people have.
You're just weirdly dividing your builds.
Oh, Jesus.
So expensive.
Okay.
How much is it if you land on that?
Come on.
Uh-oh, what's this?
11.
Uh-oh, that's go, right?
Actually saved.
Oh, it's so good.
Actually saved.
Okay.
All right, here's the turn.
Here's the turn.
I need this.
Son of a bitch!
I'll stay here.
Oh, she's staying in jail.
Oh.
Oh, interesting.
What?
Oop.
That's not so good for me.
I don't feel so good.
Oh!
300!
Wow!
Feels so good.
I got an immunity idol.
Hey let's roll pocket force, pocket force.
Maybe I'll uh, where are you guys? Maybe I'll, uh, roll and then I'll build.
Okay, me? Five? Uh-oh.
Say, I would have been another hundred.
Yes! Oh!
I'm gonna do a hundred!
For real!
For real.
For real.
Oh, okay.
And I would have done a hundred by the way!
That's so bad.
I'm gonna say to turn off for you.
I need to do that bad, I need to do that bad.
So, I need, I need Leslie to roll a nine.
Wait, Ray, why did you get out of jail?
I have to roll a double
I'm not gonna pay
What I'm afraid you don't pay you don't get paid
All right, what are you ready to trade or no? Yeah, what's the deal?
That would oh
Oh my god!
Holy fuck, what's the deal Ray?
Well...
I really want Poland.
Her.
For the train station, but for some reason more gives the train station so I don't want to do that anymore.
So for Poland
I feel like you need cash
So I'm going to stick with my final offer.
Oh, you want Bulgaria, right?
Yeah, but I need cash more than Bulgaria.
I could travel? What is this travel button?
Oh, interesting.
You can travel amongst your train stations.
I can.
Wait, I should do this.
She's doing it in real time.
I should do this so that I get closer to go.
Don't do it.
I should do it.
I'm going to do it.
Oh my god, it's OP.
What?
You would own the whole board.
That's actually crazy.
It's actually OP.
OK.
So do you want you want Bulgaria?
Well, I want Bulgaria.
Yeah, it will offer me a trade.
Yeah, I'm not making a lot because she she's so too late.
I wish it in Bulgaria in cash.
Higher rate.
I will offer you a trade that I think is reasonable.
I want to use scoundrels.
I know I'm pulling in this trade.
I think this is a very reasonable trade
and I want you to really think about it before you hit decline
because I I use 10 to snap I feel like I'm hitting decline
I just want you to think about it that's all I'm thinking
I'm not going to take too much cash here because I think that's not a reasonable
here's my offer I think it's actually very fair
$300. My train station. Yeah, and you get pulled and you start building in somebody.
What? Come on. That's a good deal. All I have are the stations. I can't give those up.
Oh my god, oh this might this changes everything
You get a hundred and I get it from the richest layer. What's that mean? Who was the Richard? No, I was from Ray. No, it's from Ray
Dude, everyone's so poor. It's crazy
There is this insane poverty
Oh
You know what I want to un-mortgage Sudan
Why because I have a good feeling about getting living up getting Libya and I think raise your land
Yeah, I'm project and you think you're getting $10, right? Yeah
Is it my turn?
I believe it is, yes.
GG, thanks for the money.
Perfect.
Oh no.
Where am I?
Bottom.
Next turn, Leslie.
Here we go.
The Pope hopes to see you.
You haven't come in a while.
Time to repent.
How much does it cost me to redeem Mexico?
I want it back.
You can check.
Welcome back Mexico.
Welcome back Mexico.
Okay here we go.
Two, three.
This is so scary.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
Cute.
Uh, Leslie, I'm willing to offer you a deal here.
Okay.
It's a simple trade in my mind.
Yeah.
I'm just going to offer you USA USA.
I just want to ask 200.
Don't do it.
Wait, why not?
It's a good trade.
It's mortgage.
It's a mortgage.
Oh, it's more.
It is mortgage.
It is mortgage.
But it's still, it's still cheaper than the property at the great trade.
No, that's a good deal.
It's still a good deal.
How much do I have to un-mortgage it?
I think it's like one
I don't know one it says it 160 listen the problem is I don't have much money, and I'm not in a good zone right now
I'm about to oh, how about this if I land on any of your spaces in the next rule
I don't have to pay it on top of that
Oh really good deal. It's a good deal, but do you have money to do?
Like you don't have a lot of money to lose.
She does.
She's like 800.
Well, I do.
I have so little because if I land on these going forward, I'm not.
I'll wait till I'm safe.
Thank you so much tonight.
Thank you, though.
I really do appreciate the offer.
Nice dagger in the heart and imagine you would have also had USA.
Well, I wouldn't have mattered.
You landed on Mexico.
Just you would have had it.
You know, it would have been nice.
Oh
Free parking
Wait, how do I use I'm gonna use my lucky item, maybe fuck
Snake eyes are notes of three to three. Oh, it's a three. It's a three. It's a three. No, come on, baby
No, where me come on, baby
Oh, yes, yes, go back to spaces.
Oh, that's so a turn.
What a turn like the best turn ever.
Wait, now I'm going to build no way.
Wow, amazing.
Oh, actually, God, like armor on this man.
Green is getting built up.
Green is green is a problem.
Oh, where am I? Oh, I'm scared.
Let's link it.
Sweet for just awesome for just a little bit.
Oh, you're in jail. Oh, oh, I just landed on you're visiting. So I don't want anything low or anything too high
But I want really high and I want okay. It's time to repent. Holy shit
So basically I do this whole lane and bad except for one two three five six. I'm gonna come back to church. I want six
Well, it is time to come back to God and enough six ten and up or low
It's not good. Oh, yes. Oh, wow
70 is so funny that's not much okay you guys you have a hundred dollars a little
way that's true you got me there dude I have no money um where are you guys all
located I'm bottom
I guess I just got you got you got to get in this game at some point. I'm trying you're
not working with me. I'm offering you great deals. Let's figure out right now. How about
you give me Bulgaria? I give you Poland and then throw some cash in. I'll judge the cash
amount but be be fair here. Don't try to do like no one 200 bullshit.
Uh, I'm gonna roll first.
I heard, that's fair.
No way.
What is that?
What is that?
Imagine you would have had it.
Imagine.
Okay.
I'll trade.
I'm gonna do this.
Make it fair.
Make it fair.
Where is it?
Poland.
You're Poland.
Wait.
Yeah.
One 200 bullshit.
I'm gonna do this.
Make it fair.
Where is it?
Poland.
shit don't let her scam you either it's actually a good deal we both monopoly
I said no one 200 you gave me 150 well we have to meet in the middle
are you let's stop great I said give me over two I don't want to do more than a
hundred we can meet in the middle meet why not meet in the middle
you can't just offer me the same deal twice meet in the middle great I think
I'm being very fair here like you're not like I think you make great deals you're
not being how about this how about this let me offer a trade back you're not
I'm gonna I'm gonna I was gonna be a very fair trade. You're gonna love this trade
I've got dot
Waiting waiting. I think this is the I think this is literally the absolute least I can do
$250. That's so unfair for me. It's 100 more. You're acting like I just said, shoot yourself
in the skull with a gun. I'm asking for 100 more. You get 200 when you pass go, like what
are we talking about? Your chat, I think is making you delusional. Your chat is making
you delusional it was such a good deal bruh
i'll do 200
oh
rent will go on oh
the picture happening at the Vatican
okay ray ray i'm willing to tell you soudan
You'll have a monopoly on the bottom right of the board, and I just want cash.
Is that something you're interested in?
How much?
Oops, oops, oops.
What the fuck?
Oh, hold on. Sorry, I'm trying to trade. OK.
I'll tell you the Vatican.
Oh, sorry, Sudan. Sudan.
Sudan's max for after five house upgrades is two fifty or two hundred.
250, and give me a good deal!
Hmmm...
Let me check this thing, no!
Your chat doesn't know what they're talking about!
You check this...
Your chat says no unless we say...
It's a good deal for you!
It was $0 and I can do all my properties!
My deal was so good!
My deal was so fair!
200 is cheap!
Hmmm...
and I
No freaking way wait one two three four
That's so good for him. It's so bad for me ever. Okay wait. I want to
Know three three three. Oh my god. He can go to jail. Okay. Okay. He could go to jail
Oh
Remember that station deal I gave you you would have made your money back by now
If you had accepted the deal I offered you you would have your money back
Huge
Perfect
What are you buying houses when you're in jail? You're not gonna get the money you're in jail
Oh, I fucked up them
W
Freerolls freerolls freerolls everyone ball over say nine nine nine nine six one two three four five six
Big oh my god. Oh my god. You guys go to wait Germany. Yeah
Wait good I can't for it
Wait, let's make a deal. Let's make a deal. We can make a deal. We can make a deal. Wait, what's the deal? Wait, I'm gonna mortgage in Mexico and then buy it, I think.
Cuz I think that's a play. Yeah, I'm gonna mortgage in Mexico.
That's a good deal. Okay, perfect. Who's got the United Kingdom?
Me. Me. I do. And I have a mortgage wall.
Okay, well we'll talk soon. I will give it to you for... oh you have nothing.
As soon as I have something. I don't want anything. I want it all.
I have Mexico Plus cash. Oh you get the free pass.
Mexico Plus cash. Fuck.
I can't work with Ludwig. I don't know what to do.
The train deal I offered you would have made your money back by now if you had said yes, but last year I offered it.
Can we move forward?
I know, but that's what I'm saying. The last deal I offered you was amazing. You said no.
Unmortgage it.
150 sedan was the price of your watch sedan.
No, no, no. Station, the station.
I offered you Poland with 250. That was such a good deal.
Oh, man.
You'd be building houses right now and now you're worried about getting property.
And that's the thing is your money can make money in this world.
It's called Trump, sorry.
one. Right. Don't listen to the truck. Don't listen to the truck.
Don't listen to the lovely.
Mixed them up is great.
I genuinely think I'm actually offering good ass deals.
Two hundred for Poland.
And I'm at two fifty.
This is actually a principal point.
Why can't they do two twenty five?
So annoying.
Is a principal point.
I'm stuck at two fifty.
But if fifty is going to break a deal for you, that's fine.
I feel.
Oh, shit, it's happening.
It's an amazing deal. You won't be disappointed.
I'm just fucking bored. Let's do it.
Now they both have enough.
And I'm gonna make a city.
And I'm gonna run your job.
Sudan taxes. Fuck.
Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good.
I'm scared.
Good kind of spooky squeaks.
I think I should redeem.
How much is this my house? How much does it cost to redeem? Like does it tell you or do you have to click it?
You can after you click it it shows you
Oh, that's a good idea lund
Sudan for usa
Then you have leverage over leslie
Sudan for usa. I think i'm done. Wait, what? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?
Oh, Sudan for USA.
I just need a little more juice to squeeze though,
because I feel like you're not giving me a lot there.
Wait, because Sudan, wait, Sudan,
I don't need Sudan, I don't live here.
No, yeah.
I will never give you Libya.
I'm raising Libya.
You don't understand, you don't understand.
I'm gatekeeping Libya until the end of time.
Do you hear what you're saying though?
Ever.
You'll never get this country.
Libya, we'll be freed.
Yes! Yes! Yes! The Pope has blessed us on this day!
Yes!
Oh my god, Squeaks.
Squeaks!
Listen.
Is this the first time Squeaks has ever gone last place?
He can sell stuff.
You can see he can do it.
All of a sudden, things are opening up.
Burn down the houses!
Yeah, you got us so- Oh my God, it feels bad for you, squeezy!
The name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, Amen.
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, and thy will be done.
All the great blessings of heaven.
Give us this day, and our day, and our life, and give us the day.
And we forgive those who trespass on our property, in which we have built an awesome castle in
to the olympics he's crying oh nothing on the pocket i mean that was better than
it could have been worse yeah i could have landed on me yeah gadekin
fucks me dude fucks bad that was bullshit that was awesome
hey here's the deal imagine the lightning bolt wasn't there
that would have been like 1200 dollars
Okay, so now I can build the immunity car and then oh god, I'm scared to go broke, you know,
okay.
How many houses should I build this one?
I did one house.
I just want to feel something.
Let me build it a little bit, so it's really good.
What are you doing? Oh my god!
What are you doing?! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, with all this money, oh fuck you dude.
The Pope has blessed us today, let's not be upset about it.
Hey.
Go to jail.
Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god. Someone mess with me. Yes what? What
do you want? Okay. Okay. Fuck you Ludwig. I'm talking to. Okay. Leslie. Yes. I have
the United Kingdom. Yes. I will give you the United Kingdom. Yes. For. The broke bitches
trading cheetos at lunch.
We're in Mexico?
Plus?
You need 25 bucks for Mexico.
$100.
Well...
I'm so broke.
Leslie, I might roll to find out if you're gonna land on the top.
What if I land on the...
If you roll a...
How about...
OK, OK, let me let me let me roll first week.
OK, because I don't know if I can afford that, you know.
I think four seventy nine fourth.
Yeah, four seventy nine bankruptcy, right?
I'm just going to roll.
Oh, oh, three.
So that's that's you.
Oh, but she's still in jail, right?
Oh, oh, oh, I see your prison.
Um, it's my turn.
Like Leslie, you mean?
Oh, I know I'm going.
Yeah, I yeah, I roll.
I'm broke, but I want to do the deal. I love the deal.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah! I miscounted. Wow, that was amazing.
OK, I'm time to be yield.
I'm going to put one here and one here and then it's Kyle.
Squeaks, never mind.
Hi, I'm done. OK.
Oh, Pookie, you get a bit of cash back.
Yes. Oh, wow.
still live there pookie heart still beaten how much does it cost to build a house depends
on the place yeah 200 for China Lithuania is a hundred I mean money just for it to trade
or I don't want to get too close oh wait I should I should redeem a guitar no one's
landing on guitar though. It's bullshit. I mean there's an equal chance for
everything. Guitar is 16 you land on it. Or is it doubled? Because it'd be a both.
Please land on the station. No way! She did. He did. Oh my god. Yes.
Thank you so much. You know what? I'm gonna mortgage everything but green.
That's a decision.
You just trying to build up houses? You just trying to really get Lesnar's money, it seems like.
You know what? Fuck it, I'm actually pit P.O.
Role. Come on, goals!
That's the worst one. That's Latvia. Are you still in jail though?
No, I'm in jail. I'm in jail.
Oh, you are still in jail, that's still lucky.
Oh, I'm sorry.
789. 789.
He's cursing me.
Seven eight nine.
Eight eight eight eight eight eight eight.
Yeah!
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Oh, bless bless bless.
Come on.
Snake eyes, snake eyes, snake eyes, snake eyes, snake eyes.
There's no way.
Yes, okay, okay.
I'm gonna miss out on this.
This is the worst day of my life.
Oh my god, that was so good for me.
That's actually fucking up.
So
Blood I want your station, okay, I don't think you have any leverage
How much do I build though, I feel like it's dangerous it kind of is yeah
We ball fuck it
Oh, she's glowing.
She's all the little too dark.
Oops, I didn't mean to spend that much.
Green, rise up.
That's Libya.
Oh, no, I'm up there.
No.
All the lost money.
Let's be much more pay.
You should pay.
Wait, do I get up for free after three turns?
No, you get up free.
You get up for you.
Yeah, then I'm going to land on some bullshit on my neck.
I'm fucking annoying.
The right side of the board is so evil compared to the right, the right is like a little creepy.
The right side feels pretty safe.
Safe?
Fuck my stupid, chungish life.
Five bucks each.
Gege, FF.
I gave all the five dollars.
Oh god.
I needed that.
Let's fast.
Squeaks built up.
Okay, Leslie has to go through death alley.
Wait, does I have to pay?
No, no, it's free, it's free.
No, it's not.
It's saying I have to roll for double still.
Oh yeah, it's three turns in jail.
in jail. Oh, it's my third turn. Okay. Rolling. Oh, it looks like
you're out of jail. You're out of jail next turn. Okay. What
what just happened? I think that was your third turn in jail.
Yeah, you're out of jail. Oh, I'm just out. Sorry, Squeaks.
Thank you very much. Thank you for the 25 and you got to keep
rolling. Uh oh. Thank goodness.
It's like what the whole right side of the board is
mortgage. I know. Where are you?
And you get some back. Oh, oh, that was that train deal I offered you was so good.
I wish I would have taken it. What is this? Oh, no.
Okay, let's go. Yes.
Fun fun fun fun fun fun. I
gotta gotta gotta gotta. Yes.
I am going to die. I'm gonna
not kill me now. Kill me now.
Okay. Okay. Just gonna make it
pass. Okay. Big numbers. I need
ten plus ten plus. Yes. That's
actually huge. That's actually
massive. That was actually the
best rule ever for you. I'm
out. I'm out. Yeah, being on
No, it's so stressful
Are you gonna sell the station yet? I mean at least I don't think you have the cash yet
Yeah, I know I've paid 200 for it, so it's not too different
What is that who's that
You know fast travel
I know, hell no.
Please, fast travel.
Hell no.
You want a fast travel to hell?
Oh, hell no.
What is that?
Okay, good roll.
Good roll.
Oh my god.
Fuck!
Okay, wait, I have a 50-50 chance of just being out basically.
Oh my god.
If I travel, I miss the goads all the time.
You're not out if you go to Sweden.
True.
Oh, what's that?
11.
Oh, that's Sweden, I think.
Oh my god, I got lucky! That's the best one!
That's the best one!
Oh my god, you're so lucky with Sweden.
Oh, Squeaks.
Oh shit, I should have traveled.
I thought I would miss the go.
Squeaks, I'll get you out of this bind right now.
This isn't bad to skip out on games.
Things like the extra treasure and stuff.
I have to sell a house.
I trade you through the UJ.
Can you trade right now does a lady trade? Yeah, I can trade
I'll give you 200
Just for fun. Goodwill. No, no
That's true, I would have skipped all of
200 done done 250 no 200
Before I'm gonna say no
He wants to done squeaks 250. Okay, 250 250. Okay.
I'll give you 200 for it. And it doesn't go to a monopoly deal.
No, no, Jazzy.
You, Mari, I'm down.
No, what?
Did you just what happened? Oh, what happened?
Fucking robot in me.
Oh, you auto sold.
He took too long auto sold your houses into what he just sold his houses.
I mean he doesn't lose anything.
Stupid crazy.
What the fuck is that?
5 seconds.
Okay, wait, we saw by Sidon from you.
Um.
Okay, I'm gonna roll here.
It's the critical time, dude, the critical time.
Mad.
Yes!
Um, hey, so.
Yeah, six bucks.
I'll trade you Squeaks.
250?
No, because I'm gonna take a lot of weeks through 200.
hundred deal here's what I'll do 350 350 I don't have money you have 375 Ludwig
isn't giving you that deal he doesn't have money just 214 Ludwig you're
seriously gonna do that 200 for that because hello oh my god you can sell a
the house wait it's mortgage okay fine no wait so worth it it's so so worth it
Okay
I'll give you a hundred firsts it on
How about 200 no, okay, okay
But 200 you can't I'm not building I'm worried about losing
Rollers I'm not building I think that they're all gonna go bro minus 500 minus
500 minus 500 minus 500 minus 500 I lost everything I lost everything on the
We'll okay, we just robbed me Leslie 250 I kingdom Leslie Leslie just make them go
No
Don't give him money
I need you. I'm gonna need you to un-mortgage it and then I'll do it the deal deal. Okay. No, no, no deal
You have six dollars, bro
No deal. I don't make a deal 250 or no. Yes or no 200
250 you know travel if I land on the station to hopefully I land here and
I will sell you for 100 you're fucking bitch
250 250 250 250 250 250 250 250 you have a lot of burn let him fucking burn
monopoly Leslie you have money and a monopoly it's a game-winning play right
right now for 250. Will you turn your key while I turn mine?
She's gone for 100.
250, Leslie, 250. Don't let your dreams stay dreams.
250, 250, 250.
Dollars.
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, 200.
Roll first, roll first, no?
Did you not already roll?
I already rolled.
That's, you're scamming me.
There's 250, I see it.
I'm falling for this twice.
250.
You just have 200 and then try to scam me.
It's 300.
I'm so proud of you for noticing.
Pookie, you're gonna roll a 10.
Yeah, I didn't notice.
Pookie, you're gonna roll a 10.
to get 200 you're gonna land on the chest you're gonna be fine I already rolled
bro next turn he's landing on the train station it's time for him to chew chew what happened wait I
was trying to accept the deal well you can make the deal now okay okay I'm gonna roll
and then I'll make the deal speaks 250 200 oh my god squeaks you would have made a
A lot, honey.
200, 200 plus Mexico.
This is quick.
You are so ridiculous.
200, give me UK offer.
Squeaks, I don't think you should give her the UK.
Or what?
She needs the UK.
She needs it.
Oh, bad.
Yeah, you have to pay me more than 200.
I'm sorry.
You should actually be giving him more than that.
that. Squeaks, Squeaks, I will offer you, I will offer you some cash next turn, don't even take this.
Okay, 250? I'm not gonna take 250. Squeaks, you're fine. You're gonna pass, go, you'll be fine.
250, 250. You're, your back's against the wall, don't, don't, don't give her another monopoly.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do it, don't do it. 250, 250.
That's not a bad deal. You need, no, it's more, 250. Don't give her a monopoly.
I mean, it's not bad because she has to mortgage it. Yeah
I need this so bad need ready to roll an acre or not an eight. Sorry a seven
Six seven six seven six. Oh fuck. I said eight and I got cursed. I said eight and I got cursed
Oh, that's right for a ball by four half it half it
Green is mean green is mean
Norway that's so bad for us. She's gonna start building like crazy
Oh oh Leslie one Leslie one oh my god, it's GG cuz she could start building like a maniac up there
Okay, so I have to I have to work. It's G fucking G. Oh my god
On the entire
okay i'm in i'm in i'm in there all right all right all right what do i need i guess it's way
less scary oh nice turkey huh oh that one spot yeah just visiting though i just got family here
I was looking at the wrong piece how do I how about a name how about a redeem right
a lot of it, please land on green, please.
Oh, what are your houses?
I'm kind of far still, bro.
I'm gonna roll.
What's this?
Oh, that's parking.
Yes.
Lol.
That's nice.
Good, good, good.
All right, and then, and then, and then, and then.
No, no, no, no.
And then, and then, and then, and then.
No.
Oh, she's mine.
Oh, no.
She's gonna kill us.
That's it.
Oh, she put it on Germany.
Okay, fine.
That's not that bad.
That's not that bad.
That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
Oh, I should have finished Sweden.
She just owns the top row.
Yeah, she definitely should have finished Sweden.
That's actually such a massive thrill.
Actually, it kind of worked out for you, though.
Oh, only 120 bucks?
What the hell, Lee?
She has to roll again. What about a 10?
Let's go to pre-marking.
The house is...
He's done, done, done.
Terri is broke.
Damn. All of dollars.
Yeah, I couldn't imagine having that little money.
If Leslie lands on the Vatican...
Don't.
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's how we get back in.
No, that's actually...
I'm gonna forget the Vatican.
She can just land on...
She can land on Turkey.
Turkey will will give her a time. Oh my god
Turkey. Oh, that's so bad for me
This patient any land on green green is mean. Oh, that's so bad
is mean bro what do i sell i have to sell fattigan tell the fattigan you can't afford
it one it's only 25 of turkey in Bulgaria sorry Ludd Ludd you seem really sad about this I actually
want to see your face right now hold on Ludd don't you have to leave in like three minutes
Yeah, I did believe like so soon you have a hard out don't you hard out
Hard like how hard is it a soft?
Stopped out like so like is it a 615 angle?
Look at him selling his bro. Oh my god wait
Jesus. Oh, that was so honest. So worth a lot the back. Oh, oh
oh fuck what is that oh fuck yes oh god it would have been so much more five
seconds ago you were so lucky yeah okay wait wait I think I still build really
Yeah, because maybe I should have think about it. The houses were better. I know but if if
Fuzly gets double station so that I can travel to them sure
Well, I could skip and just wait what's wrong that they land on this bullshit. You know, it's a one more Vatican. I think
Okay, so I just don't want to
Be able to travel
The best case scenario for me sure was a 10 right here.
10, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Do not roll a 10.
Oh my god.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
I mean, it's not amazing, but it's not bad.
I would have made so much money.
Oh, it's so sad.
That's all right.
I can build back right now.
No.
No, I'm never going to redeem China.
I'm all in on green.
Oh, yes.
This is big.
Okay, oh my god, this is so big!
Okay, so I'm pretty sure if I travel to the other side, I still get the plus 200, I think?
So I go to Spain. Let's test it.
Is this a thing? Is this a play?
Oh, what a throw. Oh my god, wait!
It's a generational throw! It's a joke!
She put herself right in front of the absolute nightmare zone.
You don't get it, you don't get the plus two run for it.
Okay, that's actually a great roll.
It's my own station.
No!
Okay.
Which is so stupid because I literally went past it.
One more here.
The Vatican's back, baby!
The Vatican's back, baby.
The Vatican's back.
We are consolidating power once again.
Bro, you're on Leslie Lane.
No, you're already past the major part.
Stop building.
We build back and then I can't do any more because these infrastructure bill just passed.
Oh hell yeah.
No, no, this is worth.
Where is that?
Oh, that was so close.
That was so close.
Could have waited.
No, no, no.
Never wait.
Never wait.
Build back better.
This infrastructure bill is going to make us so rich.
I
Build another
It doesn't matter if you said it was
About to end you have that much to be scared of it's just a bad thought it would make sense
Well, we're Norway Sweden Finland Germany, France, you know, it's fall for my own like I didn't know if you do
No one plays it. How would anyone know like I was going to do with the limit test guys page six page six
It's not six not six you need to pay 11 11 plus two eight eleven plus two eight eleven
plus not six two eight eleven plus please that's big oh that's good for Ray how much
is this okay I think I don't do anything else I'm scared I just need to get to the right
It's out of the board.
I need to get the hell.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I was stupid.
So you get to move.
And that's bad.
Oh, just take me home.
Country roads.
USA also mortgage.
Got my mortgage.
Bless, bless, bless.
I would have been 85 bucks.
Bless.
So far, so good.
Low.
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
Yes.
Something.
have the money for it oh bless I'm fucked I'm actually fucked no you're not
you can hit your own oh yeah yes yes yes I got the Vatican would have welcomed
you with open arms oh no okay one two three four okay just not for okay be fine
Just hide them.
It really comes down to like, who the fucks up first?
Cause someone's just gonna be bankrupt.
Fuck!
Home sweet home, I'm here.
Okay, I think I'm good.
I don't think I should build.
What if I land on a bad spot?
There's literally almost no way for me
to lose money next turn, except for a 10.
Yeah, but it rolled down.
Right, you cannot roll.
What is it?
A six?
Ooh, 11.
Oh, you're traveling.
That's the spin.
This one's scary.
Oh god.
This one is so scary.
It could be.
I hate this.
This spin has bankrupted me.
Plus 500 big spins will change my life.
What is this?
It's been worse.
It's been worse.
And I've been worse.
OK, I want a straight up.
This is why I don't build.
Where are you?
Where are you?
What is this?
Nine China.
That's right.
China's great.
OK, that's fine.
I thought that
Come on squeak big number. Oh
That's really good you can pass it all with one roll right now
You have to roll again those squeaks I know or 234 the dream here's like a six again
That's the wheel. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god bankrupted by the wheel imagine that would be insane
What is that I don't know you go to jail yet
Loki not that bad
Pretty bad properties, okay
Four what is that?
Okay, I have to roll again low
Wait, what do you have can't get money? He doesn't lose money either you persist. What is that?
Okay, I'm at beetle. Okay, this is it. I need Ray to go so big for me
Ray and would feed my family. I'm sorry. I'm writing this. I'm the son of the Pope
please send money. I can give you a life of prosperity. Please roll 10 and visit my church.
It's brand new. I've built it within the confines of Rome. Oh shit, the snake eyes. Snake eyes,
snake eyes. Please visit my church. Please visit my church. It's Estonia. It's so bad for Squeaks.
Oh, no, it's like it would have been six on though
They're there so I won't like
Well, it's not that I'm not building. I don't want to go. I keep getting fucked on this. It doesn't make sense to me
I'd rather they just go with everything. Shake your head
What a jail go to jail money money money money. Okay, it's fine. It's fine
It's better than that jail I think
So I only get a hundred from go
Damn it that wheels so bad I swear you oh my god
The Holy Spirit was felt
What is that? Oh, no, that's so bad for you. That's so bad for you. No. No, what is that? Oh my god?
No
Oh, Oh, 712, 712.
She has a roll again.
712, 712, 712.
No, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven is bad.
And all is bad.
7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7.
No, just little just.
Ah.
Oh my god.
Sneak guys, sneak guys, sneak guys.
Sneak guys.
You think she did it?
Sneak guys, sneak guys, sneak guys.
Sneak guys.
Okay, I'm not getting sneak guys.
All right, that's it.
Not.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, Squeaks is so sad.
Oh, it's squeaks.
Oh, Squeaks is screwed.
Squeaks, bro.
Um.
One moment.
My money.
What is she building?
Tweet in, tweet in.
I've been trying this for a while.
700 for the north.
Get me out of here.
Way past.
110.
It's actually so terrifying to get by that side of the board.
I need a small roll.
I don't give you three.
My money.
Can we make a trade and just give me the money you guys owe me?
As if I was in the jail.
Please.
What is this?
It's so big.
Three.
Three.
Now to the station.
I need a lower roll.
Eight.
Well, what a point.
Wait, it's already.
I'm just gonna stay in.
Wow.
OK, where am I?
Okay, I'm pretty chill.
Yeah, this is the safe area, so it's okay to...
Fine.
This side's the hard side.
Okay, that's fine.
Damn, we're getting really lucky with our rules.
I need them to move.
Aren't we?
How's that the end?
Hooray!
Get me outta here!
Oh, is that going out?
No!
Oh, it's USA.
Damn.
Come on.
What's a good rule for me?
Cinnamon rule.
Hey.
Maybe like a nine?
That'd become a sick.
Or a 10?
Seven that's so bad. It's a Vatican actually. No, it's Ukraine
He's out
Oh my god, thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We are so ready to welcome you with open arms.
Holy shit.
One, two, three, four.
Something good.
Something super fun.
Minus 500, minus 500, minus 500, minus 500.
What is wrong with you?
Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus.
Oh no.
I
Wait, what's huge doubles here
This role is actually bad because I
Have the role first
I have to have the role first if I build.
Holy fuck.
If I land on anything, I think I just lose.
No, it's not the role first.
Come on.
Wait, is it racer?
Seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You're so lucky.
Okay.
Better be lucky than good.
I don't roll it twice.
I don't roll it more.
Come back to church.
Come back to church.
Come back to church.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Come back to church. Oh my god church. What is that?
Okay, right raise the next one to campaign now. What is that? I'm scared. Is that the chest?
You was I would have gotten so much money if I on the mortars that hold on statistically speaking one two three four five six seven
I should build on Germany so that we could land on Germany
Yeah, I'm building a house oh Leslie oh my god Leslie all right. I just have to
I have to roll come to turkey
Yes, yes
Oh my god
Fuck
Yeah
Okay
Okay
Ray, I'll offer you a trade
I'll give you $500 for all three Transations.
I need the Transations.
I'll make it even sweeter.
I'll give you $600.
I'll give you all the money you just gave me right back.
I want all your money.
Right.
I don't think you're in a position to really argue.
I give you 600 for all three transactions, then you can build up on the blue, and then
when they go through, that's where you get your money back.
No.
No.
That seems like a good trade.
It is a good trade.
It is a good trade.
What's the trade?
All the transactions.
600 cash for all three transactions.
It sucks for me because I'm going to land on some bullshit and then lose $1,200.
I have nothing.
You know that fucks me.
It's a horrible deal for me.
You don't get money right now.
You don't get money right now. You know my win-con is landing on the stations and going to go repeatedly. That's it pretty much
I think your win-con is building up because you cranes a lot. It's nine hundred if they land on it
And imagine how much you could build with six hundred dollars
Why was that so she oh my god, she's not time. No, she died. It made you die. Yeah
kill me just about to mortgage a
transition oh that is troll as how what
happens now I'm just done I'm dead well
what happens your stuff oh no
good thing I didn't make the deal because
I would have been bankrupt I don't even
see it all right I learned a lot about
this game you literally all my motto
bankrupt is crazy sick and I have to roll again just and I'm back and I'm back
in front of hell and I don't get paid it's so insane
That year I just got so old he did get out go to Finland wait Gigi
is it over she just wins off this I mean you get the box and then you can even
sell but it's 750 and now she's got a lot of matches everywhere oh it's
What kind of surprise there isn't like this is a timer.
It's so fucking bad.
Yes!
God damn it, bro.
I was fucking crushing.
I think it's like a-
Wait, why can't I sell Lithuanian?
Um...
Uh...
Which means sell it.
Oh, cause you can only sell evenly.
It's not like one can have zero houses and the other have mansions.
Oh.
I gotta go.
I mean-
No time out.
Thanks for the games, I gotta go.
Okay.
Bye, GG.
Bye, GG.
Oh, I'm done too.
I mean we can just call the game there. No trade. Someone trade me
All right, that's fine. I learned a lot about monopoly. I've never really played monopoly really before
Bojegals, thank you for the 10 gifted on YouTube. Thank you
Yeah, I have a valo group
Where is everybody?
Wow, that was monopolies.
In regular monopoly are you able to fast travel like that with the train station?
Let me see. I'm gonna host one of the players. Is Kirby on? Oh, he is. Okay. All right. I'm
hosting Raid Kirby Elephant. The Guwabi. I'm gonna play off, I'm gonna chill today. I'm tired.
It's Abe, Silent, Curvy Elephant, and Archon, I'm sure someone else is going to be alive.
And then at 9, Archon is leaving and then fire is coming in, or 8, so that's the plan.
I'm going to chill for a bit while I stream.
I will see you guys tomorrow though.
More games, more games tomorrow.
tomorrow. I feel like I need to give myself a little bit of some off-stream time. I'm tired.
All right, thank you guys. If you're on YouTube or rating Twitch.tv slash Kirby Elephant,
I'll be on his stream pretty much. Good night, YouTube. Bye, guys. Thanks for hanging out today.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
And then I'm gonna send the raid in a submission.
Don't ever work yourself.
Yeah, I wonder what it's like to stream at full capacity again.
It's been so long since I've felt like 100%, but I just like love streaming so much.
But I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. I'm getting there.
All right.