Valkyrae
GTAV RP / RAY MOND / NO PIXEL (community discord now open!) (also live on YT)
09-26-2026 · 11h 28m
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Thank you Maya for the spruce up.
Hello everyone.
Oh my god, Miung and I got destroyed in the tournament.
I feel like every team's team was actually so good.
Hello!
Hello Twitch and YouTube, hello Twitch and YouTube, hello, hello, hello.
Thank you Chuckster for the reset, thank you Mercy for the prime, thank you Ghost Girl for subbing, thank you Billy for the reset.
I hope Rayman gets to meet Rama's squabbling.
Is that his name?
Is it true that the MPV weirdo got banned?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that true?
I have no idea.
Thank you for subbing thank you so soon after the gifted.
Which one.
I don't know.
I just saw a post on Twitter and I wasn't sure if it was real or not.
Hello.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm going to turn the lights off today.
I'm going to bed you.
Instinct, thanks for gifting us up.
Thank you so much.
I haven't met Sidney yet.
We ran into each other, but it was during like a, an awkward timing.
And so because it was an awkward time.
I wasn't able to even get her number.
Make it brighter.
Punched her though. True.
Caitlin thinks the 16 most on YouTube. Thank you.
Okay, question.
You guys want the tweet you reposted is so good. Yeah, it's so
cute. I actually like it. I was like, you know, I'm going to repost this. Uh, uh,
pink cat thinks the five subs. Do you guys want to do clip queue first or do
you want to just go straight into GTA? What do you want? What do you want? What
do you want? What do you want? What do you want to do? Oh, wow, it's pretty torn.
I don't think I'm going to play well anyways, you know.
What do you say? Yeah, I pretty much been going through my closet looking for clothes. I just have it worn. And then this this hood actually zips down and it like looks like a Kate but
I've pretty much been going through my closet looking for clothes. I just have it worn and then this this hood actually zips down and it like looks like a cake, but
Like, you know what I'm gonna wear the hoodie.
Instinct. Thank you for the five. Oh wait, that's not instinct. That's Neboni. Thank you for subbing and for the five gift it on YouTube. Your profile pics are so similar. Whoa.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you Zero for the resub.
Thank you so much.
Dude, it's so cool that Minecraft is subconsciously matching subs, I don't get it, it's so weird.
Uh, Drummin!
Thank you for the gifted sub.
Thank you, I'm not gay, okay, for the prime.
Thank you Champ, it's sneaky, thank you, thank you.
Minecraft, you're looking at me?
I know.
Ruben, thanks for the 10 gifts on YouTube, thank you.
I have to read the tarot cards.
Oh yeah, sure, we'll do that later.
Thank you, Gravebeer, to the five.
Thank you so much.
Wow, what is happening?
Thank you, Kerbo King.
Good evening, everybody.
Yeah, I did the tournament all morning,
started at 11.
Our team sucked compared to other teams.
I just got a random email
that someone gifted me a sub, how do I give it back?
As you donated $5.
Bro, I can't, y'all are trolling.
That's actually troll.
That's so troll.
Thank you, Angel for subbing.
Thank you, Posty, for the gifted.
Thank you, Carrie, up for the five.
What is happening?
What is happening?
Why are y'all doing this?
Yo guys, thanks for the send gifted.
Thank you so much.
So lore stream or chill today?
I don't decide, I go where the wind takes me.
I just go, I go.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
You think I planned to get shot yesterday first thing
at the convenience store?
I don't know if I can plan for that.
I don't know.
Lexina, thank you Theresa.
Happy International Rabbit Day to Ray Mond.
We should kill her off today.
It is a day.
Is there anything to stop me from seeing me?
The Twinkles ever call you back about resting him?
No.
Ha ha ha.
I will be calling him, don't you worry.
Do you think I forgot?
Uh-uh.
Born, thank you for the prime.
I'm into the date.
I think my biggest, biggest, ultimate goal today
is to scuba first.
We've put it off for a few days.
Last time it was because of the weather.
Coil, or coin, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you so much.
Thank you everyone for all the subs and stuff.
What a crazy, what a crazy time to be alive.
What a crazy time to be alive.
Jaylar, thank you.
Got anything that's crazy.
Evermore games, thanks for the sun.
Yeah, I think we'll do it to do list and then we'll go from there.
Look you I can't decide I'm like.
No click you let's go in you.
I feel like, okay, I think we should save clip, let's save clip queue for a day where
we can watch clip queue for longer than 30 minutes.
Because kind of started late today, so that's it in, thank you for some, thank you, Rene
Lenny.
Okay, let's get into queue.
20 minutes have cooked you. Your fault. You take 10 minutes per clip. Okay. I didn't say it wasn't my fault.
Okay, and? Hmm. All right. It's loading. It's loading. It's loading. It's loading. Whoa. Why am I still off center today?
What the fudge?
Why did I just say what the fudge?
What?
Now, is it too bright?
Is the question.
Oh, wait, where to go?
Oh,
I thought my PC crashed again, I'm too bright, maybe a little.
Game capture.
I'm gonna turn my mic down again.
how's this thank you Shania for the 20 get that on YouTube stop
I'm stimming Henry. Thanks for the five gifts. Thank you. I'm trying really hard not to do
it. Now I feel like the light is too bright. What if I turn this light? I got another light
I heard some comments.
Asgurish.
Hello.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
What does it mean?
I haven't watched last stream yet.
Yeah, dude.
Shout out to the VOD watchers because there's
15 million VODs that are like 16 hours long to book.
I'm sure she's are all this hoodie is from
I don't know I got it in Japan it's caught it's got it says why KK on the zipper does that help
I can't stop him!
Shit!
What does this mean?
What an entry.
A lot of watching here all caught up.
How are you caught up?
Dude, last night's stream was so funny and so serious and so sad and so good at this
same time. So good. Okay. Before we get in there, any questions, comments, concerns, anything?
Micaela, thank you for the prime. Thank you, Henry, for the five again. Thank you, Renali,
for the prime. Thank you. Thank you, Sarah. Thank you. Thank you, James. Thank you, Jaylark.
Again, thank you.
Dawson, I do have the message back, Dawson, for sure.
The Gigi runoff, dude.
The Gigi pit was the most perfect pit.
It was the most perfect pit I've ever done.
It might have been the first pit I've ever done.
She passed out?
I did not know that. I didn't know she did because she um she called me after.
It was so funny.
All right good question let's go.
I can't stop, dude, am I dead?
We're about to die.
Okay, let's go get food quick.
things first? Food. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Yeah, I'm scared. I think I just have to shoot
the clerk. I think I get a rental and go out of town. Thoughts. That'll get caught.
Oh the cafeteria has food.
Choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo.
Is that a real scooter for sale?
Oh.
What is?
I haven't tried the scooters yet.
Bailey, thank you for the resum.
Thanks for always having a place to be.
Oh.
I think traffic on that at 4 AM once.
Wait, there's a scooter here.
That's crazy, man.
No shade.
Can I rent it here?
How does this work?
All right, man.
Spoon ride.
Catch you later.
On the app?
Oh.
Hey, thanks for being a part of it.
Well, let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Scoot.
That car is just so nice.
What?
No active rental
So this means there's none available
Rent scooter oh my god, this is the future this is science
How do I use it?
Oh my god, I lost my pigment.
OK, I'm going to scoot.
Come on, little ass, all the way down to the rental.
Whoa.
Faster.
Hospital food? Oh, yeah.
Hospital food.
I forgot.
If you were a hospital, where would you be?
I forgot.
I always forget.
To the hospital!
Ha ha ha.
Meow.
Will Raymond accept Chattie's car offer?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Morally, subconsciously, physically, spiritually, and mentally, Valkyrie would never, because
they already spent $100,000 on her, and she put it, freaking Raymond put it towards a
house with someone that Chadi doesn't like.
But I almost feel like Raymond would feel like he owes her because she pay off his debt.
So, part of me feels like she should take it because she feels like she, he won't anyways,
that's fine.
But he did offer.
That's diabolical.
What can I say?
Great mom's a diabolical girl.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Can I get a ticket for a scootering?
Are you okay?
Oh god! I'm okay!
It's first time scootering.
You know.
Hey!
Ow.
It's making noise.
Thank you.
Oh god, I think I broke my kneecap.
I'm going to the hospital.
It's a real chicken.
Oh Jesus.
Oh, ow.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Oh.
We'll park this right here.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
All right.
There you go.
There.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
There you go.
this right here. Stay. I'm dying.
Because I thought they started to talk about your mind.
I'm serious this way. No aura whatsoever.
Hello.
A whole pizza. Wait, how much does this feed you? Let me see.
Oh my god, her, she's got blood on her face.
Okay, kinda helps.
Oh, my inventory's so ugly.
Whatever, it's almost gonna pick up all this garbage.
Whatever.
I'm so sorry.
Littering yeah
Is there a trash can anywhere
The voucher has money
Okay, I'll go find a trash can fine
Let's keep right.
Is there water here too?
Oh, there it is.
Get me juice, please. Thank you for the resub.
Oh, yeah, that's the wrong...
Okay, drink.
So it is not even water.
Okay, don't they have the same effect?
I need a doctor.
Oh, you want to do that again but slowly.
Hey, do you need some help?
Yeah, I'm just not feeling well. I crashed on my scooter.
Oh crap, okay, hop on the bed here.
Okay, thank you.
So, 001, 009.
Oh, God.
Rocky, whisper.
Blow up.
No, it didn't blow up.
I just, uh, the somersault.
All right, so at least it was cool.
Yeah, it was wicked, but no one was there to witness how cool it was.
So, was it actually cool?
Yeah, good question.
Is it actually cool then?
Oh, I would say do it again, but yeah, maybe don't.
I'd be worth it.
I want to be cool.
Shot mix and things.
That's how to get.
Well, thank you here.
Just some just some bruises mainly.
Nothing seems broken, so that's good.
Of course, of course.
Go make it a 10.
No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Thank you so much.
I feel so much better.
I wonderful.
You be safe out there.
Lucky guy, thanks for crying. Have a good day.
Perfect. Now we go get our rental and then we can look at our messages.
This one is Ray's hair short. They didn't have the braids available.
in your eyes
Always lose it
Yeah.
Pop-mong time? Yeah, we do need to make some money today, but I priority is scuba.
100%. I have this wrong place.
Why don't I remember I've been playing every day for years!
Every single day, every day of my life, how do I not remember?
By the way, you have to open the app for stop renting a scooter.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Thank you.
Here is everything.
This way, this way, this way, and then this way.
You should go sign in at the courthouse.
Well, Barrett told Raymond that you can't be signed in at the courthouse and as a
a cop at the same time, it's impossible.
So I go here, pause, and then I go to the app.
Leave Scooter.
So OK, perfect.
Perfect.
So that's good, right?
It just stays there?
New outfit, please.
Yeah, I need a new outfit, bad.
I just always get the same voucher have a car outside I do on date one hopefully
today I do wait I look the key I don't have the way I do have the key my god
Okay, next thing I need is a trash can.
Can I search for those?
Scooba fit, true.
We need to put together a scuba outfit.
Trash can.
All right.
This car is an Inkit T7.
ink it T7. Oh, it's full. What about this one?
Okay, ink it T7. So this is my current one. Everything else is garbage.
That bandage wasn't working.
I'm going to the bank too and see if I keep an eye out for trash cans.
What about- oh!
Do you think it still works if it does?
Perfect.
T7.
It still has money?
crazy I guess I'll put this in my apartment I did end the scooter rental
don't worry
done
I
See clip it's the wrong clip. I want to go to the bank
Hello, hi chat good afternoon
Hello, Rachel. Gosh yesterday. I watched the whole stream, which I usually never do and I cried laughing. Thank you for that
Dude, I was dying yesterday was so funny
near the end of the stream everything was just so freaking funny man
This one's done. Yeah.
It is done.
All right.
Oh.
Okay.
Awesome.
Okay, I'm just going to pay
Berek in full because I can't,
I can't anymore.
I can't remember every day. I think I forgot yesterday.
1-0-0.
No. No, it's 0-0-180.
Yes, it's 0-0-180. And then, how much should I owe him?
Does anyone remember?
I think we had like 29 total.
I can't remember.
2800? I'll just do that hang off the rest of my debt and then some this sound
I don't like the 3K. Yeah, I'll just send 3K.
Just to cover it.
I only sent 3K.
We put the 100K into a house down payment.
Into the scene.
Perfect!
We did it!
I'm debt-free! I'm a free woman!
Alright, now, next thing we gotta do is I need to go buy some armor, the ammunition shop
I believe.
I hate when my armor looks like that.
Ammunition.
It's a gun.
Which is like right.
Oh, it's round the corner.
Ah!
Yeah, wait, is it closed right now?
You can buy them at the PDE?
Is it more expensive or cheaper at the PDE?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, is it wait is it close right now? You can buy them at the PD. Is it more
expensive or cheaper at the PD?
Okay, let's go to the PD.
I
Find out in our P shut up
What is Pog me it's an emote on Twitch
I'm sure you still can't drive. First of all, I'm not trying to drive well
I'm just trying to get to where I'm supposed to be fastest. It's different
It's so different if I was trying oh my god, I would be
Amazing edits.
Is this live?
Yeah.
Hello.
This is live.
Hey, lock.
All right, after I get the armor,
we're going to go to the store and go shopping.
Time to get a scuba outfit.
Live and alive, we are live.
What a clock on so bad.
Okay, I clock on to get my armor.
I have to.
Okay, and then, uh, it was like, did they sell it?
This patch... Armory.
In the office?
Armory.
Nice.
Hi.
Hi.
Hiya.
Armor, one of these, A.
Perfect.
We need more?
Oh my god, that's expensive.
I think I just needed two.
I can't put on more armor.
Are you freaking kidding me?
Okay, I'm just gonna put it in my backpack then.
Plates? Where do I get plates from?
Keep the AE stuff, AE, AE, AE, and then I put everything else in the other
Oh, it's too overweight.
Annoying.
Oh, it's too overweight.
Oh, it's too overweight.
I just carry my radio on oh yeah I guess I could put carry one armor you're right there
perfect perfect perfect oh my god we've never been more perfect ever in all of my life this
This is the most cleanest inventory we've ever freaking had ever.
Does this have to be, I guess this has, I don't know if it's like four weights.
Okay.
Mag needs to be, yeah, I put it in my pocket.
You have room in the locker.
Oh, it's fine, everything fits.
Okay, perfect.
Now it's time to go get a scoop out of it.
Oof, not now.
Thank you for subbing.
And thank you, Skullblades for the sub.
Right?
We're going to clock out.
Perfect.
Wow.
Who am I?
You see 85 bucks.
Yeah, whatever.
We make money.
Squishy tips.
Thank you for subbing.
All right, time to go to the store.
It's one down the street.
Have you done the card giveaway?
Oh, I'll do it right now.
Um, extensions.
Right, uh, okay, the giveaway is starting now.
We have two out of three left today.
Perfect.
Good luck.
Yeah, I think, I think what I should do is I could clock in at the courthouse.
Barry said no one would know.
I mean, as long as we don't get caught.
I mean, we gotta get, you know, put out some flyers anyways and make sure that advertising
town, yeah, we gotta advertise around town.
So much to do.
The giveaway is not a command, you just click it on the screen, it's an extension.
extension.
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I think that's a good point.
Five years ago was something literally five years ago.
What do you do?
What do you do for work now?
Well, I was the veteran squamis campaign manager.
Apparently he lost the election.
I heard he turned into a criminal.
He's what?
Yeah, I heard he threw grenades at people.
He did what now?
Yeah.
Eats?
Unless it's just a.
Maybe that's the one that's on the police here.
Oh, was he here?
I.
Are you a cop?
You're not a cop, right?
Not right now.
Well, I think he's here.
Oh, he's just, is he trying to storm the building?
He wouldn't be the first time.
Oh, okay, so you're still working with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
I used to be criminal, so.
Yeah.
Me too.
In a couple of gangs back in Marge.
Yeah, which ones?
I used to be in the HOA,
and then after that the Bang Boys, which was a Dundee's little crew.
The Bang Boys.
Yeah, Fondue. Fondue. Wow.
Yeah, wait, were you in a gang?
I wasn't chanking.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, and I was also...
That bitch then! Damn!
Part of the clowns for a bit.
Yeah.
Oh! Oh!
So you made chatter blocks.
Barring to pick with him?
Yeah, that's my ex-fiancé.
What?
Yeah.
Ex-fiance?
Yeah, you know.
The box?
Yeah, he just got a prison yesterday.
In fact, for shooting the Vic.
Oh, yeah.
I knew about that.
I was there that day.
I was right next to him, actually.
But he threw me under the bus.
he snitched on me. Wait, how? Because he told me before he shot at Vivec, he was like,
I'm a dead man. I'm going down. Oh, these sassy texts. And then I interrogated it.
No way. Yes. Did you go to prison?
No, I put the fit. Oh, that's crazy. Well, I'm also a lawyer, so if you need any representing. I'm always on the criminal side.
Oh, that's good to know. Okay. Thank you, Ray. It's great to meet you. Yes, nice to meet you too. You seem super chill.
Yeah, you do. If you need any help with anything, let me know.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience you should be able to meet with him shortly, they're just wrapping up.
Oh, okay, thank you. I appreciate it.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
Yeah. Thank you. Everything okay? Or? Yeah, we there were there were some gunshots here.
So we were just we were just trying to figure out where they came from. Did you find them?
No. Oh, as far as I know, it's on the loose. So just uh just be be careful, okay.
Okay, no longer. Thanks for letting us know. Thanks for your service.
Oh, yeah.
The last thing I heard was that the vape was looking for a gun.
Oh.
So I better go link up with him. I think he's waiting for me.
Yeah. You know, you could probably get a gun license.
Oh, you can get those now? Yeah, you just have to talk to the judge.
Oh, wait. That's the vape calling.
Okay, where are you? Are you used to what city hall?
Hey, tell me if he needs a lawyer, I can represent him.
Oh, okay, wait, do you need a lawyer? I'm with a really, really pretty and nice girl
named Ray Mond. Do you know her? She's a lawyer.
the judge? Raymond are you a judge? No, but I do know the judge, Barrett. Oh, she knows
the judge, the vague. Okay, we're here as well. We're right at home sitting on the steps.
I gotta see you.
Are you wearing a green?
Is that you over there?
Is it the man crouching in the distance?
Are you crouching?
Is that you?
Okay, okay, he just hung up, okay, I'll come with me I guess, if he plays with me.
What are you wearing?
Oh, I have so much to say.
have no idea okay well it's something about you and a grenade a pumpkin
grenade pumpkin grenade okay allegedly allegedly Tara allegedly
you two met she's a lawyer yeah hi I didn't vote for him and I'm so sorry it's
caused you to. I didn't fight at all. Yeah. I feel like if I voted maybe things
would have been different. Maybe you wanted to go down this path. But listen, if you
need a lawyer, I can represent you in the court of law. You're a lawyer. I am a
lawyer. If you needed a judge, um, his name is Barrick. Barrick. Okay. All right, well,
I do need a judge like ASAP. Oh right now? I don't know if he's around right now.
Do you guys see this in your own eyes? Yes I am seeing this. What is happening? Why?
All right let's go shopping. Lilith has her number so that's good. I don't think...
I need to also put my name in the yellow lemon, lemon number thing.
Close to an ad.
Their lawyer services?
No.
Government?
Is it government?
Uh, Raymond, uh, the defense attorney, I can change you, I can fix you, I can protect you,
I can legally mon change you. I can if you want if if you want if you want to
win. Only call me if you want to win!
only if you want to win there you go there perfect thank you for the resub and thank
Thank you, thank you, Uncle for the bits,
and thank you Starlight for the five hits of subs,
and thank you, Gelbro for the prime,
thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Would you guys call that number?
I look confident, which is good.
Okay, now we gotta go shopping for a scuba gear.
I don't know if this store is like a good store,
but whatever.
No!
Oh really?
Oh, really?
What, no?
Oh, really?
Listen, in the world of Los Santos, I can save your life.
Hopefully this clothing store is a good one.
Yeah, we're clocked in.
Oh. Already? Hello?
I have a legal question.
Yeah, what's up? Wait, who's this?
This is your father, Son, as Birgit, and I'm a...
You can just call me Birg. I'm Birg.
Hi, Birg.
I'm the sort of a guy down on my hook.
Having a bad day.
Oh, no. How can I help you?
I have so if my friends pull a gun on me like three ways
Well, I'm on my knees on the ground and they should start to shoot you in the face. What do I do?
Like is it okay? Can I legally?
Do they have any case against me if I didn't know what I was gonna get to and if I feel like I've been wronged?
All the way through all day long
Listen if they didn't shoot you I
Can't save you
You gotta get shot first.
Okay, hold on.
If I need to go back in there and I have to get shot.
Yeah, you gotta get shot.
Then I can work with you.
That's a guaranteed win.
You think I can get money from it?
Absolutely.
You don't have money to get my sickness?
Your sickness?
I got chunder blunder.
It's bad.
Ooh.
Because I used a splint in the middle of the woods.
Oh, ew.
Um.
Infected.
Oh, yeah.
leg, a little bit of a tapeworm scenario going on.
Oh, oh, oh, you're you're diseased, like real diseased.
Hey.
What, hey, what do you mean, hey?
Isn't that a fact?
If you get called diseased all the time
when I was growing up, that is not OK to say.
You can't just call someone diseased.
Do you not have a disease?
Yes, I have a disease.
OK, I meant it as in the medical way, not in the bullying way.
It's fine. Well, listen.
Also, you said they're friends, right?
I'm not getting your case.
Oh.
They're not really...
It used to be a friend.
But listen, that might be...
This might be something big.
Hmm.
Big.
Big with two eyes.
I just like...
Which doesn't really make sense.
If you haven't got shot and they...
You know...
Where's the case?
Just you wait.
I'm gonna get it all figured out.
Okay.
Me and this cool British ghost guy
are gonna figure out a case.
that doesn't make any sense to you
but you're gonna see this guy and you be like
wow that guy is like a ghost
he's like a spy
secret agent guy
I got a whole secret net
this doesn't
I'm gonna go
okay wait
I got stuck
that's weird
damn it
I don't know his name
I didn't even understand his name
I'll just wait for him to call back
skubash skubash skubash skubash
skikwenta
skikwenta
burger something
Yeah, but I don't know what's forming.
Doo doo doo.
Oh my god, you're alive.
All right, we need a new casual fit
and also a new,
a new
bathing suit fit.
Where is our top bikini?
what the kidney is it not here to be in here
Whoa, are we zooming in?
What?
Search?
Maybe it's under swim?
Buh.
No.
I'm sorry.
I thought.
I don't even see.
Oh, I put Buh.
I thought.
I thought.
I thought.
I thought.
I thought.
I thought.
I don't even see...
Oh, I put BAH!
The key! Oh, there it is!
I put BAH.
There's like, lots of stuff everywhere.
Oh, yes, red, red, okay, and then for bottoms, big, teeny.
Black bottoms?
Hmm.
The socks.
They could match or we can make it.
We did red bottoms black none and I like the red top
Matching is cute. All right, and then we need flippers
Shit, oh, okay
What
Hello
Ray Mond, how's it going? It's Vivek Ramosquablin here.
Hello Ramosquablin, going well. Did you need representing?
I was hoping to talk to you. I just learned something about you and
I want to present with you an opportunity perhaps.
Oh, what did you learn about me?
That you were engaged.
Oh yes, to my ex-fiancé, Chatterbox.
I believe yes the same
through the ear and
Allegedly was planned on my behalf. Oh
Yeah, I'm so sorry that happened to you. He just got a prison by the way. Just so you know I
Know I just saw him actually he's at the funhouse. How do you know you're not in good terms with him, are you?
We are on
term I
Don't know if it's good or bad, but you know we're in cahoots
Okay, alright, well then, you know what? I'm gonna call you back later.
Okay, talk to you soon.
Alright, take care.
You too, bye-bye.
Uh-oh.
We'll be fine.
Where is your-
Where'd it go?
Vivek-
Vivek-
Ra-
Ma-
Squam-
Is that you spell it?
Ra-ma-squam-y?
from a squat close enough whatever close enough all right yeah I'll go through
the messages after we're done I thought I paid for the outfit and I don't have it
what's up with that did I cancel it on accident please walk our things to the
private he tuned in for the prime as well thank you I canceled oh I thought
I paid for it. Bikini.
Hey, um, over here if you need me.
Otters.
And then shoes.
Flip.
Flippers.
Ruben, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you so much. Thank you Grimy.
Uh, dry me for the two-year reset on YouTube. Thank you.
Okay, I think we do black flippers, but there is red, but I feel like they're not the same red.
Oh, maybe these ones. There's like red and black.
Oh.
I think I like the red accent most like it's a little red but it's mostly black it goes
with her hair and stuff.
Okay perfect now we need I buy this scuba stuff here right?
Yeah just have a look around.
No I don't.
Hmm.
I'm gonna take this off.
Let me keep the rings on. It's fine.
Yeah, Elle got it.
Um, do I need to do anything else?
Goggles? Yeah, what about...
Does the scuba stuff come with goggles?
Hope you find it. I guess.
No.
Oh.
No.
It does?
Okay, I'm just not going to wear this then.
I did take it off!
No!
Oh my god.
Okay, it's fine.
They hung up.
I need to take the necklace off too, I think.
Actually, I think the necklace can stay.
I need to take the necklace off too, I think.
Actually, I think the necklace can stay.
The necklace can stay.
Surely.
There.
You should wear that.
Perfect.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I thought.
Hair up.
No, she looks chopped with her hair up.
More accessory.
She already has rings in her necklace.
I think it's fine.
I mean, she's gonna be wearing scuba stuff,
so it's gonna be a lot anyways, you know?
Confirm.
Enjoy.
And then we gotta save outfits.
Swim.
Right.
I think I'm gonna delete this fit.
I don't like it.
Hair with the hoodie is so ass.
Oh, damn. Hello?
Hey, um, this is Roxanne,
it's your Foxy-Roxy.
Hi.
I saw an alumna was your defense attorney.
Yes, yes. Do you need representing?
Okay, so here's the thing.
So, early, um, oh, hey, Kansama.
Um, so early today,
I was in the garage over at the point,
um, with Kansama.
So, Kenzama, he wants a burger shot.
Yeah.
So Kenzama, I hear him saying, oh, hey, chat box,
thanks for eating my ass.
So I'm like, oh, no, no freaking way.
So I go into the garage and I approach chat box
who just entered his truck.
And I say, hey, I hear that you're eating ass.
And then, so then I was like, oh, when do I sign up?
And the next thing you know, he goes ahead
and runs me over with his big truck.
And, yeah, I know.
By the way, have you seen it?
Chad Box eating canned salmon's ass?
I haven't seen it.
It's all on socials.
Oh, there's evidence.
OK.
Yeah.
So anyways, so next thing you know, right?
You know, I'm really injured, okay?
I'm freaking out, okay?
And then KenSama's trying to beat up a chatterbox ass.
Okay, you know what I'm asking.
With his face or his ass?
I don't know, I was in a lot of pain, so who knows.
Anyways, so then, okay, so then I tell KenSama,
please, I need some drugs, you know, over the counter.
So I go to the pharmacy by a splint, okay?
You know, I figured it's over the counter, maybe I can go ahead and use it, you know, what's the big what?
I- but then I'm still not feeling so good.
I'm feeling worse now, so I go to the hospital and they tell me, oh yeah, um, in proper use of a splint can cause more injuries.
So that's $7,500!
No way!
That's terrible!
Exactly.
Don't worry, I'm on it.
I'm gonna make Chatterbox pay you for the split
Sorry
No, it's okay, I'm doing my job and this is what I want to do
I want you to be happy and I want you to win and right now. Oh
Yeah
Yeah, oh wait, when? Yeah, you know, I'm a little bit the wins, you know, those, I guess, W's or whatever, but more importantly though, you know, um, I want Ken Sama's honor, okay, to be restored, and an apology, and the money, and also, um, I heard that he's on my, um, parole.
So, you know, maybe if you tell him that, if you don't, okay, I get a S-S-W, I'm gonna ruin his life.
Oh.
But in like, you know, like a nice happy kind of way, you know, like not scary.
Like a friend kind of way, like a hee-hee, uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay, listen, I will do this for you.
I think you will listen to me, but you gotta give me at least 20% of the pay.
20%?!
But it's guaranteed pay and an apology.
Okay, how about 25?
Deal.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, keep in touch.
Alright, can you listen to me or remember to sign us forward, please?
Okay, I'll do that.
Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
Switches.
Okay, thank you.
Bye-bye.
Switches.
Yeah, hello.
Hey, chatty.
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Where?
Oh, you're cutting it out.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
WHAAAA!
WHAAAA!
I'M TRYING TO GET THE PHONE!
EVY!
WHAAAA!
Stupid phone, this thing...
Stupid, stupid, stupid phone, stupid phone!
Come on, can you hear me now?
Hey, I can hear you. Hey, Trotty.
Hear me?
This, I don't know what's wrong with this.
If I can hear you, I don't know what's wrong with this thing!
Oh, yeah, it happens.
Stupid new phones don't last for the yuck!
Oh, hi, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Hey, um, okay, I...
Yeah, I have a really big favor to ask.
You have a favor? What do you mean you have a favor?
Well, I faced my first date, signing on as a lawyer, and I got my first case, and it actually involves you.
What do you mean, what, a case?
Yeah, so I think her name is Roxanne.
She, uh, she called me about you...
Eating ass, and someone's ass.
No, no, no, that was not...
You hit people's ass, huh?
No, no, I'm not. I got attacked!
Really? You just barely had evidence.
Look.
You're not doing this.
Let me look.
Okay, okay, listen. I was set up!
I was beaten up and then he put his... I was set up!
How?
Ahh! I don't...
Oh nothing! Oh my god!
What are you doing?
What am I doing? You think I wanted to do that?
How are you forced to do this?
They attacked me. I was trying to get up and then he just came in. Throw it back in my face like a sicko!
Okay, but you're like in there, you know?
Yeah, I didn't have a choice. I was trying to get up and he's...
It wasn't my place to go! He's a big man! He's a big damn animal!
Wait, Gigi posted this photo of you actually eating Kansama's ass.
That's not true. That's not true. It's a different angle. That makes it look worse, okay?
Okay, so I will have you know that Roxanne is suing you.
I mean, she's suing me. What makes you suing me?
How are you going to suing me for that?
She wants to redeem Kansama's honor.
I was like, listen, instead of going to court, because I know Chatti hates court, the best
thing to do would be for him to just pay off the splint that you spent, which was like
$7,000 or whatever.
And then she just wants an apology.
She wants you to apologize to Ken Sama.
And then I say, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, and you also ran her over.
Seven thousand!
That's not true, I didn't do that.
Picture no proof.
I believe you.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Okay, but what's seven thousand dollars for?
She, after you ran her over, allegedly,
she went to go buy a splint from the pharmacy
and apparently, yeah, it costs a lot of money
to get um yeah so I told her I was like listen I could take this case on for
you because I know Chatterbox really well and I think you'd be very supportive
in my lawyer endeavors because this is my very first case and so I was like
listen you give me you give me 25% and it's a done deal
I give you 25% well I was thinking how about you just send me all the money
that she wants and then I give her a quarter of that and then you apologize to kensama
well I don't know I'll do the apology but you got some rich friends you can use
I beg your pardon you got some rich friends you can use now what you said
no I mean no just keep on your corner you know I'm not using anyone for money I actually work
Oh, I see I see anybody from okay. No, I'm not
What's what's having surrounding yourself by all these people I thought that was
To get a government job, I'm not I'm not I'm not paying anything
Okay
Then I will tell her
Okay
Ma'am, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good
What are you sure?
Yeah
Why do you sound like a Debbie Downer?
Because my ex is not being supportive and I thought he would and he called me
Said I'm using people for money, but I've been working really hard and
And now why do you can I can ask you a serious question? Yeah
Why do you care about the opinion of your ex?
Because this is my first lawyer case and I thought I could do it.
Could you actually do it?
I'm actually caught as well.
Could you give me a favor?
Yeah, yeah.
Can we arrest him?
It's kind of hard.
Who is it?
Let's get it.
You do me a favor.
Well, hold on a second.
Will you do me a favor?
Yeah, what's up?
Call him and put it on speaker real quick.
I will.
Yeah.
I will.
One second.
No, what are the fucking odds?
Why?
You're about to find out
Hey chatter donkey, what's going on?
Oh, we hung up
She's coming back
He hung up again, I'll call him again
Yeah, I'll call him again. Yeah, maybe I should try to call him again. I'll call him again.
Yeah, let's always work for me. It's actually worked once before. I'll just I'll just call him again.
Oh, hello. Oh, hey, chatty. Yes, what can I help you with? Hey, chatty, what's going on big dog?
Where are you at?
Gunner?
What do you mean where am I at?
I'm at a place right now.
If you want to pull up this time, I will kill you Gunner.
I will cut you down.
What is your name?
That is William Gunner.
He's pretending his name.
It's Tyler Peters.
But it's not William Gunner.
It's him.
I thought you were dead.
It's William Gunner.
Gunner?
You know what?
I'm going back to jail.
Where are you guys right now?
I'm pulling up.
He's dead.
Where are you?
Oh, uh, uh, we're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
We're coming.
Uh, we're coming to you. Can you ping me your location?
What do you mean you're coming to me? What do you mean you're coming to me?
I'm arresting you. Why are you with this piece of yuck?
I'm arresting me. I'm arresting me.
Because you're actually just waiting for the call.
Do you really? I'm not talking. I'm not talking.
You're a cop. You're nothing.
I'm a cop, yeah. Should I clock in?
Chatty, ping your location. I'm coming.
I'm at the Mega Ball.
Mega Ball. Okay, see you soon. Bye-bye. I love you.
you. He's at the mega ball. Okay, go get, go get ready. Oh, um, I can't. Are you going
on duty or not? You have stuff to do. Can we go to the courthouse first and then I can?
Oh, sorry. You okay? Yeah, I'm seeing from my car. I can't believe you just apologized
for hitting it. Oh, damn it, fucking car. That was crazy. All right, out of now, I found
it on the streets my now wait so I needed yeah I need a clock out of the
courthouse first and then I can click so you're trying to be a lawyer I am a
lawyer it's my first day my name is Tyler Peters I don't know what I'm talking
about I don't
What are you talking about, you know?
Okay.
Oh, it's nice to meet you.
Um, I'm also a cop.
Oh.
Yeah, good to meet you.
What?
How's the shipments for you?
Uh, I mean, I just woke up and I just got a call and then apparently Chatterbox has
eaten a comma, comma, Sama's ass and there's evidence on socials and so, um, this girl
named Brock Sanicoll and she was like, I just want him to pay for the splint and apologize
for ruining Kama-sama's reputation and so he needs to be arrested.
Yeah, are you talking about Kinsama? Are you talking about Kinsama?
Yeah, close enough. Anyways, um, yeah, I just need a clock out of the courthouse.
Don't you just turn your sirens on!
Why don't I just turn my sirens on? Hey, hey, listen here, I'll beat you there!
I'll beat you there!
Okay, hey, I'm by the book. Let's get something straight.
Oh, hell no!
If you're gonna watch people do things by the book.
Pussy!
Don't rest me for jaywalking, please. Where's my stamina?
Wait, wait, I'm sorry! Yeah, never mind.
Where the hell is this thing I'm nervous?
This is so stupid, actually faster is crazy.
Sysfis, thank you for subbing.
Thank you, Kathy Clay for the resub.
Thank you, Ruben for the 10 gifted subs for the people.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, it's a real person.
Yeah, maybe we make today a silly day.
I want Chatty to know that we can interact and not like, you know what I mean?
I think it's fine to interact.
Like I don't want to just like, avoid each other entirely.
Sucks.
Wait, I didn't get his number.
I've changed my life around, you know?
I've changed my life around.
Thank you.
H-man these days, chatterbucks.
I'm not corrupt.
Here's my number, Tyler.
A.G., thanks to the five Get The Tubbs.
Thank you so much.
That was easy.
What did he say?
No, he was talking about you just giving me your number.
Oh, well, of course, we're coworkers.
I'm probably gonna get fired no you're not yeah yeah listen I'm back when I did the academy
they labeled me part of bad batch bad batch what did you do yeah well actually I used
to be the sheriff no big deal you were the sheriff I was the fuck I was a big deal back
today. What happened? I really I can't I can't go through red lights. I can't I don't know who you've
been riding with. Let's practice. Let's practice. Okay, turn your siren on. Yeah, but that's illegal.
No, no, listen. We are we above the law. No, no, no, we're not above the law, but we need to get to
places faster to help people. You understand? We're helping. We have a vendetta. We have a vendetta
against your ex you're trying to get back as soon as we solve this issue we can go save more lives
there you go hey be right back
there you go
Oh my god, I have to go through the front!
I know there was a green light.
Why are the books so insane?
Oh my god.
I know I haven't looked at my messages yet because there's so much going on I'm afraid
to start.
It's just fun, I want people to call me.
here. Perfect. Wait. First, I need the food.
Loop loop loop loop.
Perfect. The headband has got to go.
Oh girl, stand up.
Um, customize, outfit, clothing, tops, or no, hats off, perfect, okay, switch guns.
It's fine, they're both with me.
I have my SIV license anyways, it's fine, whatever else, I'll put it a bit.
And let's go this way
Fine it's in a second and again the car and then I'll fix it so we're not wasting time
Thank you cream cream you say for the crime. Oh
Hello
I
Okay, so you're you're how seriously you about this lawyer thing
I'm half and half. I don't know which one I like more lawyer cop life
Well because lawyer school starts you the fuck you're talking about you over here telling me that people are looking for me
Oh, what the hell was that?
I don't know. Should we follow?
God, the sound of, yeah, the sound of her voice was just like making my ears bleed.
Who is, who is even in the car?
I don't know. It's fine.
No. Aren't we going to get fucking
dapped for fucking going through all these red lights?
No, we're working.
Oh, my God. Hold on.
Who FTO do you? How'd you become a cop so fast?
I've been off duty for like two weeks, living it up.
Two weeks first of all, what do you mean so fast? I've been grinding
Working yeah, you look like a grinder. I'm gonna be honest. No, I don't
eyebrows
You remind me of my ex. Oh
Who's that? I think you used to fuck birds
He used to fuck birds something like that, I don't know
I don't even remember mixed up the fuck is that he used to fuck birds hold on a second
Let's let's let's break this down. What is what I mean was it like slang? Oh
Women chicks or something is that what you're saying?
But like yeah, pepper or something or he gives it a bird. I can't remember exactly
With a bird fucker
No
It was never I play I'm not hold on hold on a second hold on a second cuz you were with a dude who fucks bro
No, we were never officially together, he was just a whore.
Uh...
But...
A whore for birds? Did he have bird flu?
Everything that breathed.
What?
What?
Wait, your ex fucked everything that breathed?
Where is... Where's Chatty?
Are we going to him?
I don't know, call him up. Yeah, sure, we'll be arrested a little bit.
I thought they were going to prison with this girl, but I guess not.
Um, okay, we're calling, I'll put him on speaker.
Okay, I got note, you're right, I do have that end to see, I lost it.
I got a gas, we need gas.
Gas.
I got this cop, I thought I know if this cop life is real.
He's not answering.
You want to start again?
No.
I mean, think about it.
Banks, murder people.
Can't I have bird government jobs?
Yeah, the government job you can always get it back
No, I can't oh
My god, I'm so proud of you
He's not answering the phone what do I do I?
Don't know so why okay, I have a question
I'm just doing stuff right now
Wait, are you still there at the mall?
No, where you at? Hey, Jaddy. It's me and I got this I got this new cadet. I'm taking out
I'm giving the nickname cupcake. Oh, that's cute
Okay
Where you at? Hey, I'm working working where
Are you at
What's that?
Just helping clowns with some stuff.
Okay.
Really? You're avoiding me?
Why? Why?
I shouldn't be around you.
Why not?
It's not a good idea.
You both know the answer to that one, right?
We still have four more.
Yeah, let's not waste them.
Wait, this is not a waste.
It absolutely is.
Hey, Chattanoagy, what are you doing?
Okay, I'm gonna take your demise. I'm going to cut your head off
You don't want to see me today. Are you saying I?
Probably should why
I'm not having a good day. Okay. I can make it better
No, why?
Why?
Here's you can't as I can
No, I can't.
What?
Is there a gas here?
What are you doing?
I thought we had like this whole plan to-
They're helping the clowns cause they need my help right now!
Okay, well can I help?
No, you can't.
Why?
You know-
What do you mean why? You know why!
No, I don't. I don't know why.
You can't be around me right now.
We have-
So-
We have time!
I'm not wasting time. I'm not wasting our time with like this
Our time the time is valuable. Okay, we're gonna spend if we're gonna see each other. It's it's it's not good like this
So for the record, I don't use people for money. I don't know why you say money
Soon what I just assumed that assumption
I
Poisonous brain that's that it was my poisonous brain
Okay, Chattie I get it
Fine
I need to clock off need to go off duty. Yeah, okay. All right. Let me get gas. I'll drop you out
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't get in.
First time riding in a car.
Thank you.
What are you saying thank you to me for?
We're turning off the car
It worked this is how long were you and
chatter donkey thing I
Mean it was four years ago, and then before I left town I gave him the ring back
Oh, that's got a stain a little bit. You know any reason why I had a brain bleed
It's gonna get Peter Pan syndrome
do. What is that? You know, it's when I could date this man and you think he's a man, but
really, he's just a boy and he never grows up. Totally a Peter Pan syndrome. No, I think
he's grown up. He's just a little fucking clown mask. Yeah, but he does a reason for
it and drop. He won't even drop the F bomb. I mean, so why did you say F bomb? Why don't
you to say fuck. That's why I left you, wasn't it? Hello. Hello. My name is Damien. I'm calling
for one of my friends. She's she's currently being arrested right now. I'm just looking for a lawyer.
Oh, what's her name? Her name is Eliana Ali. Eliana Ali. Okay. Um, I will be she's going to prison
right now. She's she's currently in custody right now. I think she's gonna be heading to the police
Okay, I will head to the police station right now. Um, could you message me your full names like a store, please?
Thank you, bye-bye
Okay, I have to go to the courthouse or not the courthouse the police department. I gotta represent someone
Wait, so you're going back to the lawyer stuff?
Not yet not yet. I'm going off duty
Wait, why?
I'm tired as hell. Oh, okay. I
Got super cool stuff. I'm not even gonna tell you about this. I'm awesome
No, maybe some other time
Time
Hmm this is a predicament isn't it I see why you can't do both
Uh, Raymon!
Yeah?
How we doing? How we doing?
Oh, hello! Uh, good. How are you?
We're not doing corruption.
Oh. Corruption. Peter, stop it.
Corruption?
We haven't done that.
We haven't done that. Don't worry.
We haven't done that. Right along yet.
Yeah, we have not done that.
We're gonna do that probably next week.
You know, week is Saturday.
Okay, next Saturday, deal.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Monday, what's your schedule look like Monday?
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, as well as weekdays.
What's your schedule on weekdays?
I don't know.
If, you know, if I'm here, I'm here.
If you're here, we're here and we do it, deal.
Oh, but wait, but like what happened if I'm not here and you're not here? Oh, then we're sleep
But what happens to like
Okay, okay. Mm-hmm. When are you normally on duty? What's shift are you remind? Mm-hmm?
What was that? I just kind of go with the flow, you know
I don't know.
What?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Uh...
Under any shape, you just kind of just like going with the flow.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay, other than today, was the last time you were on duty?
Um, yesterday?
At what time?
Oh, I don't look at the clock.
Time isn't real.
Okay.
Okay, all right. Well, if you're here and I'm here, we do the thing. All right. Thank you so much. Okay. Yes, I love that.
Have you guys arrested a woman?
What?
Have you guys arrested a woman?
Is there?
Sexists. We arrest women too.
No, no, no, I know. But like, did I just got a call about a woman getting arrested that needs representing?
Oh, probably in the cells. I'm not sure.
Oh, thank you very much.
Yeah, I think yeah, no problem to sell down here. Yeah, just go yeah, just go down there
You know what? I'll show you. Okay
Thank you so much
I have a problem I'm like half lawyer half cop and so I have to like
Figure out how to balance it to you. I well, it's lawyer school right now. So it's not like official
But I am really enjoying my lawyer not my cop job. Hold on a second.
I'm just getting my stuff out of the back. Okay.
You can't represent letter letter do or thing. Don't care letter suffer consequences. Don't care.
Hmm, what's else?
Oh, I gotta lock the doors.
Yeah, that's right here.
Perfect. Thank you so much.
you. Yep. Cool. All righty, come on through here. Yeah. Hello. Good. I'm the fencing
attorney right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not right now. Right now, I'm an officer
of the law. Oh, okay. Yes. Did you get a call from her friend? I did. Okay. What was your
friend's name? I have to call him to see if he found you a lawyer. Yeah, no, I'm the
lawyer but I need to go clock in first oh okay you're being the lawyer mm-hmm
I'll be right back okay my car I'll figure it out okay there is your lawyer
I'll be back I'll be so fast
Oh my car is here right dude this is so funny we clock on clock off clock off
Clock, clock, clock.
We're dead.
I'm lost, hell.
How do I get out of here, man?
I'm across at the clothing store.
Shit, it is at the clothing store.
Stairs.
OK, there's stairs over here.
Thank you, calling for something.
It would be so nice if, like, Derek or someone can sign her out.
Thank you!
Oh, God!
Thank you, Grit, for the sub.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Thank you bless you bless you
Hey now we got a
Wait, but my stuff is on me. I got a change first
This life is not for me
Yeah.
Hey, sneaky.
Hey, I got a couple of questions.
Well, I got one question for you.
Jared.
Like, is it, I, um, who are your friends?
Which friend?
Like, like in general.
My friends in general?
Yeah, like, who are they?
Why?
Well, you can't skip the question.
I'll answer your question after you answer mine,
you know what I mean?
Um...
That's a bad word.
Well, I mean, there's obviously a reason
why you're asking this, so I feel like it's a little sus.
And you know what?
I'm just upset because Chadi's avoiding me today,
which really upsets me because I thought, you know,
we had to hook, yes, he won't see me,
and it's pissing me off!
It makes me so sad!
I
It might be because of yesterday
He tried to convince me that my dad's not my real dad and then I'm brainwashed and it really hurt my feelings
And now he I was trying to see him and now he won't see me and I'm frustrated
Yeah, he's got the young that Wendy and I for a farming apparently that's like apparently I've reformed or something
He blogged with the GL Alien today.
What?
He just yelled at people, man.
Oh no, he's freaking out again.
Okay, um, I need a clock off work and then clock on as a lawyer and I'll call you right back.
Alright, alright.
Right by, sneaky.
Hello?
How you doing?
Um...
Shit!
Are you representing, uh, Elly?
Yes.
Fantastic.
I just need to go collect my purse.
I have someone taking photos of the vehicle and the keys
in there.
What it sounds like, it seems pretty overzealous for the arrest
as the vehicle was given to her with permit.
I don't know why they think it's all in the beginning.
I kind of agreed to the case without even looking at the case.
So am I going to win?
Why are you asking me?
Oh, sorry, I'm oversimulated.
I gotta go.
Thank you so much.
No, I-
Wait, who is this?
Okay.
What's the name?
Uh, Nino.
Nino.
Can you-
Ex-Attorney.
Nino Chavez.
Ex-Attorney!
Oh, wonderful.
That's great.
So you-you know exactly what to do.
Correct.
Oh, what?
Hey, hey.
You don't?
Um, so-
Do you need a legal aid?
I would love a legal aid.
This is my first case ever, and I got excited, but like, I-I'm like hired as a defensive
but lower school hasn't started yet and so I realized like how am I agreeing to doing this but I don't even have the
You know, but I was like, you know, maybe I can just wing it from the experience
But I still think I could win so I think I could do it. I just need to go clock you got this
Yeah, okay
Give me a call and I'll show up
I'm gonna put all this shit back in here
This is so funny.
Go!
Where am I?
I don't have a car!
How do I get out?
There's a lobby?
A lobby.
You have to go change too.
Hello!
Hello!
Okay, help you!
Hi, I'm here to drop off an application.
I wanted to do a ride-along.
Oh, okay, cool. Let me call...
I'm actually clocking off right now.
Let me call someone and let them know that you're here.
Excellent, thank you so much.
Okay, you stay right here. Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Help me!
Please!
What are you crying about?
I'm clocking in, I'm clocking out,
And there's a guy in the lobby that needs a thesis here, right along, he has an application,
and I gotta go, uh, go be a lawyer, I gotta go-
I have bad news! I have bad news, Ray! Ray, I have bad news!
She died?
No, you ha- you don't have a bar license, you cannot represent her.
Bar license?
Is she drunk?
Yes! The lawyer license!
I have- I- I do!
I'm looking at your profile, you do not!
Oh thank goodness, because I was so overstimulated, I don't think I could have done it today, I'm clocking back in as my cop, I can't do it today, you know, I just...
Okay, I'm a defender, so I need a license for that?
What the fuck do you think?
Well, they hired me, so I thought I was like ready to go.
Who hired you? They hired you as a defensive attorney?
Bailey did. Apparently we had a I need a separate agreement that you would do one
of the other not both. No, I just can't be clocked on it both.
There might be a conversation with the commissioner and the resurgent at some
point oh yeah I mean he told me already I could do it because it's it's lawyer
school Alvis it's lawyer school gotcha well yeah you cannot you cannot defend
some you cannot be a lawyer for someone unless you have your license okay in
that so that's separate from anyone that's separate from being hired at the
courthouse. That's fine. That's totally fine. Correct. Okay, I'm
getting back to Al for me. Oh, um, hey, there's someone here in
the lobby that wants to speak to you. Okay, you're on speaker.
Hello. Hey, Al. Alex me, Donnie.
Hey, I'm dropping off that application. I can't look I'm
dressed up too. He looks real good in his thighs are fine. Wow.
Is thighs are thawing? Yeah, okay. I told you I was gonna come here. I told you I was gonna do this
Well, I didn't I thought I thought I thought I thought you were going to get a job at the
Lesbian so you could do news right along. Oh
Well, I figured I would just drop this I would drop this off too. There's multiple avenues. Oh
Okay
it yeah I'm coming very quickly okay see you soon bye bye hello the call yes
um so you're trying to be a cop as well yeah I was gonna I wanted to do a ride
along with Al specifically that's my buddies yeah he's a I love Al my name
is Raymond what's your name Donnie Donnie Donnie Donnie nice to meet Donnie
well since we're probably gonna become co-workers here is my number I hope you
Get the job.
Are you a-
I hope I do too.
Yes.
Maybe I'll join the ride along.
That'd be fun.
Okay.
He'll be here in a moment.
All right, now I gotta tell them that I can't-
He's a good buddy of mine too, we're very close.
Yeah, he's wonderful.
Okay, I need to tell them that I can't be a lawyer anymore.
If I could be half physical bar.
I'm a little confused.
I don't think I have the physical card.
was just hired so it's a little confusing um let's see uh nita hi nita yes hi this is
raymond yes um so i uh i was heading over to take the case but there was a big emergency
and i can no longer take it anymore what yeah it's horrible i'm actually so sad but um can
Can you text me your full name so I can store your number so that when this happens again
I would love to have you along.
Yes, it's N-I-N-O.
Text me, love you guys.
Travis.
Okay, alright, and then I got a call.
Is it this girl?
I'm not allowed to do lawyer stuff right now, so I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.
Wait.
What do you mean, I'm not allowed?
Uh, yeah, it's complicated.
I don't have, like, my official license, I just had my, like, uh, my word license, so
it's complicated.
Um, could you test me your number or name and your number? Thank you. Bye.
Hello.
You chose bear gov me. No, I'm at the cop place right now.
Actually on shift.
Okay. Okay. Cause I have some concerning news from who? Elvis.
Oh, you are.
No, I heard you try to clock in to go up there and represent somebody's an attorney.
Oh no, I can't even do that. Anyways, I'm not really a lawyer Dawson.
I'm going to lawyer school. Yeah, I'm a cop. I'm going to lawyer school. It's different. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never mind
I'm good. Okay. Okay. Yeah. No, I enjoy your shift. Be safe out there. Okay. I miss you
Okay
I don't want to be here hold on I gotta go
I want to go scuba diving what's going on?
What am I doing?
Okay, okay, okay first things first is we have to get off the lemon list because this is fucking me
I hate it, it's so bad
It's so bad
Okay, okay, let's get off the lemon list noted. Let's get through these messages.
Damian night. Oh, I got to call him back.
Hey, Damian it's Raymond.
Hello, I was, you know, I, I literally went in to go clock in as a lawyer. I was on my way back to go represent her. I actually saw her in the cell, but then my coworker.
Found out no, no, no, no, I think surely she's getting other representation, but apparently I'm not an actual legal lawyer yet. I'm just a.
I'm just a clock in lawyer, not a representing lawyer yet. So.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, um, but, um, once I get my license, I will be there to help.
Okay, now that that's sounds good. I definitely appreciate the phone call and thank you for getting back.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye, Damien.
Bye bye.
Wait, he sounds so sweet. Damien Knight.
Damien, is it just straight up Knight?
Like this?
Oh, Damion, Damion.
Uh-oh.
How do I edit that?
Dami, Dam, Dam, Dam, Damion.
Perfect.
I have a shift my own shift what's happening okay I got my stuff I'm getting out of here
Hello?
Um, hi.
Hi.
Are you done being mean?
I'm being mean?
Yes, you're being hurtful.
Oh.
I think she'll be.
Yeah.
What is up with you today?
I mean, what's up with me today?
You're, like, avoiding?
Yeah.
What is up with you today?
You're like, avoiding and like, saying snarky things and you're yelling at people?
Okay. I always yell at people, okay? For one, perhaps I always yell at people.
Two, snarky things. When don't I do that, okay? I always do that.
I think that you're just surrounded by people that don't do that stuff and you're just used to that now.
That's okay.
Hello.
Well, I can definitely tell when you're being happy or rude.
What should I have? What should I even be happy about right now?
Of course I'm not really happy.
Okay.
Life kind of sucks right now.
Okay, I give up is that we want to hear I'll just stop reaching out I feel like I
already been trying to find you all day today and you're just like avoiding me
and you can't it's so dangerous to do that you can do that we have time now
we have time but we're going to see each other four more times we can you
gonna show up and then you're just gonna be here for a little bit and leave
What?
You were with Gunner for yuck's sake. You know that guy, I can't be around that guy.
If you would have showed up with him, I would have done some horrible and then that would have cut that visit short.
It's not Gunner, it's Tyler.
It's not Tyler, it's William Gunner.
His license is Tyler.
Yeah, I know it. That's the whole story on its own. He comes up to me and he calls me things that only Gunner did and I'm like, and then I pressed him
And he tells me things only William Gunner knew because it's him. He's just a whole chatter-goal keen. No one will ever believe you.
I believe you?
You guys had a situation ship a long time ago. He said that.
But you also told me that.
I told him he reminds me of my ex and he used to fuck birds.
And that's him! That is him! I'm telling you that's him!
Ewww!
Yeah, it's him! He's like, he's, he's, he faked his death because he did some bull yucks!
He faked his death and then changed his identity so he could be a cop again to keep torturing me!
Torturing everybody else! He's a piece of yuck and I'm going to kill him!
Oh my god, he does deserve to die.
Yeah, yeah, he does!
Okay, well I didn't-
Him and Emily and other people!
I was literally just on the side of the road and then he found me and then and then that's when I went on shift
To go find you and I know with him
Well, you don't
They call me nuts nuts. Why are you yelling at sneaky and Wendy again?
Farming I go to prison for five years another far because they just want to stand in a field all day. What happened to these people?
Here they just lose it! They just, they just, they just, they just turn into like, ugh, they get so boring!
We're gotten them to get them back on track, see? They're just boring!
Hmm...
Okay...
I'm here in prison, everything goes to the yucky sacks of yuck!
I mean, farming's not too bad.
No, no, no, the clowns do not do that.
Clowns, we have a, we have a jobs, okay?
And that is they get out there and make money other ways, okay?
Not standing in a field farming.
We leave that to the people that like,
that those actual farmers, okay?
Nice.
Do you happen to know why Sneaky called me
and asked the first question was who I'm friends with?
Not really, what?
Oh, I don't know.
I was like, why?
Were I asking?
Yeah, wait, what?
That might, it might be for that.
Performing?
Cause that auction thing.
Cause they wanna like make sure you spend time with your friends.
My friends?
Yeah, she was here, yeah.
I thought it was to spend time with the clowns.
Not only the clowns, again.
I didn't, I, the whole point
was not just to have you stuck with them.
You could go and do other things. You know, I have to stay with the crowd all day.
It's not allowed to go to work and I'll let it grind and I'll let it do that.
Okay, I'll call him back.
That's, yeah, that's what he wants, so. But I'm not sure who you're talking to right now, so I couldn't really answer that.
Okay, I'm going to call him back.
Is that a bad thing?
No, it's not.
You sound disappointed.
You're disappointed?
Did you spend the whole day with him?
No, I just thought it was going to be with the clowns.
Well, because that's what they wanted,
but I wasn't going to let that happen,
happen because I didn't think that's what you would want.
Why are you always assuming what I want?
Because I'm stupid.
All right.
I'll come back.
Bye.
All right.
What a mess.
Hey, Ray, it's seven.
Hey, what's up?
Rocksand aka foxy roxy
Rocksand
My rental oh, no my rentals going away
Cross oh, yeah, let's look make sure you wear a helmet
I made a good chat the night you say if you ha I'm supposed to be wearing a cowboy hat
Matt what if you move in with us and the rest of your family lives next door.
Did that creep get slammed yet, or should we connect him and make sure he learns lesson?
I'm unsure.
He never responded back to me, so I think he's dead.
Ignore the rumors, okay?
Thanks so much.
What?!
Rumors!
Breckers!
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I can store a number. I think he's dead though. I haven't heard from him.
I'll send the name anyway for our key purposes.
It's his name.
Who is this?
All right.
Now we clock off here.
Oh, so I know.
Perfect.
Okay.
It's Helen.
Wow.
What a day of working.
All right, where is the hospital, or not the hospital, but...
My name is Helen!
Helen what?
Damn it, Helen!
All right, where is...
I have to get a new rental, I think, because my other rental expired.
I'll back to square one
This is the car it's I got a message saying that it expires
They're a card with a merit. Yeah, we'll do that
Hey still come by no
Wake ups, yeah, right
Yeah
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you, but why are you crying?
This day sucks.
This day sucks.
Yeah, my life sucks.
Bad, what's so bad about it?
That all your life sucks.
And, oh, and I'm not an official lawyer.
And my rent's all expired.
And I don't know how to handle you.
The best way to handle me is to just do not.
I can't even see you when I want to.
It sucks. Everything freak sucks.
You're mean and it's like...
I can't see you when I want to either.
It sucks.
You're mean.
You're just rude recently.
Yeah, I'm mean. I'm bad. I'm a bad guy.
I tried to kill the clowns, that's enough.
Hey, you know, don't talk to me unless you're gonna be nice to me.
Oh!
Hmm.
Okay, I go straight and then I'm right.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, wrong number.
Oh
Are you nice
Hmm. Fine. Work out this to the Prime, thank you. Fine then! Be that way!
Hello!
Hey Ray, it's your boy Max. You okay?
I-I caught like half of that, what?
Hey, what's wrong? What's wrong, Ray?
I don't even know who is this.
Breathe, breathe, breathe in and breathe out.
Okay, out, okay, in.
Out.
Okay.
Okay, that's a lot of out you can see.
Now repeat what you were saying.
So, today I made it and I was like, oh, the day of lawyers today?
And so I clogged it to work and then I put my name on the lemon list and then people were calling me to do work.
And I was like, okay, I'm going to go do lawyer stuff.
And then I tried to, I picked up a case and then there was a chatty who was involved.
And then he asked if I could, and I was like, yeah, I'll do the case because he will help me support me.
support me and and then and then and then and then he said no and then he
hooked up on me and they went away to my cause and then and then I was like okay
I have to go to my other job and I want to be confident and that they said you can't
be a lawyer because you have your license and I was like okay I've got a real lawyer
And then, and then, and then he came down and went to go back to be a lawyer, and then
I thought he'll be a lawyer and he'll be a cop again, and then, and then he's been
paying for this, and he gets you both and I told him, and then, and then he was so...
You want to go get some ice cream?
Me, to me, he was so mutated and blocked, yeah, because of his family, oh wait, no.
Okay, it sounds like you've had a bit of a day there.
It's it's gonna be do you want to go get some like food or ice cream or something no I want to die
Okay, well
Okay, oh no you're
Okay
It's gonna be alright Ray I I'm I'm sure it's just you know one of those days
We all have one of those days, you know every day is the same one of those days for a while
You just don't be the me because he just got on the prison and I thought that we'd be able to see each other more
My dad said you can see him four more times and I was like, okay great. I'll go see him today because like why would I?
Why does your dad know one you to see him
Long story short
I've been with my dad the past four years and he hates Chattie because Chattie owed a lot of debt to the company that he's part of and yeah, so I'm not really allowed to see him but now that he's out of prison.
I thought the best way to see him was while he's in prison but then my dad found out and now I'm, yeah, I can only see him four more times until October 17.
And so Shady was like, no, you're to waste the time right now.
We have to save our time.
And I was like, what do you mean?
So you don't want to see me today?
And now he's not seeing me today.
Now he's like, he's like, block them.
OK, it sounds like you've been through a lot more than I thought.
Hey, this definitely explains some things.
That's a lot to process at once.
I need to go buy my cars.
Okay, do you want to meet up somewhere?
I was calling to see if you wanted to hang out sometime soon because I miss you, yeah,
it has been a bit.
Maybe we could go golfing or something.
Yeah, I've been dying to go golfing with someone.
Okay, let's go golf.
I was supposed to go with April, but then I never saw her again.
Did April hate me?
Did she never visit me?
But he wasn't so...
I... I... I...
Well, she hasn't messaged me either, so...
I don't think it's a you thing.
Marie?
Hey, let's go golfing.
Do you want to go get some nice golf outfits and let's go golfing?
Yeah.
Okay, where do you want to meet?
You pick me up at the rental.
Which rental?
this galara rent a car on Olympic freeway oh by MLP at yeah all right yeah
we've been just a minute bye see you
Nino Xaves. Nino Xaves.
I'm block chatting now.
If he cares, he'll have to find another way to contact her.
Helen Highwater.
I think Dark would murder him, not gonna lie, could we threaten to murder him, murder him
if he doesn't?
Absolutely, I was in town for the week, but I'll be around this week, we need a reserve
Girls day, okay.
Fun farming, okay.
Today is school birthday!
I bought my outfit.
I'm gonna invite Lory on.
Hey, Ray!
Lory on!
What's wrong? Are you okay?
No. There's only one way to make me feel better.
What happened?
Are you free right now?
Uh, I can be in like 5'10".
Okay.
I'm kind of in the middle of something real quick.
They'll be curious to go golfing with Max and Paulie.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm down for golf.
I'll see you again.
Can we go to the courthouse so I can clock in?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's okay.
I can be out of...
Oh, my God.
Are you just sad?
Something?
Okay.
Okay
What's wrong
Send me your location, okay, okay beat up the golf course
And where are my way where you're golfing outfit?
Okay, okay. See you there. I'll be there. Okay, okay
Yeah, we got four people. This is so exciting.
Yeah, you're an actor. That is a crazy switch up.
Well, I actually was crying earlier, and then I think I, you know, I was there.
Okay.
All right, I'll be right back with the clock in it.
You were crying to me? Okay, I'll see you in a minute.
I was in it.
Emotional manipulation. He's a psychopath.
I
Think you should die
Hello
Hello, oh my god, hi wait
Wait, you're not sneak. That's Marley. That's Marley. Hi Marley. I'm Raman. Nice to meet you
Nice. Okay. Well, I'm gonna clock it real quick. Oh
I'll call you back sneaky, where the hell you got that guy?
I just have to block tenor box, okay, so I was crying, okay?
Why would you block charity?
Because he's being so mean to me, he's being so mean to me, he won't see me and he'll be
so sad and now I have to go golfing to feel better!
You want me to call him down?
Tell him, tell him. No, no, I blocked him. If he cares, then he will freaking call me
another way. You can always mail you a letter. Whatever. He's just being an asshole and I
don't think he likes me no more and whatever. Fine. I told him not to call me. He doesn't
like you still. I told him not to call me unless he wants to be nice to me. Sure, send
you some mail. And then he called me and he was like, oops, that was an accident. And
So I blocked him.
Well, so he's easy.
Very valid.
I answer your question.
The people I hang out with the most right now
is probably Elle Queenie, Max, Gloria, Kenny, and then,
oh, where is it?
I was asking who your friends are, not who you hang out with.
Like, OK, to find a friend, like a queen
answer, like best friend or like co-worker or what?
Yeah, it's like, no, no, co-workers aren't friends.
That's fake.
Like friends were like, if you, if you want to go do something, like you want to go golf
it or you want to go sleep with that.
It's actually, yeah, yeah, so I would say my closest friends right now are Max, Gloria
on Queenie, Kitty and Gigi.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Sure about Gigi?
No.
What?
about cheating. No, when I missed her so much, I thought we're working out our friendship
and then I fit her last night in her car and it was so funny but then she called me and
she said, sleep with what I open sister and so usually she says that when she's joking
but I think she was doing this with- Um, yes. Okay. Do you have a town now to catch up?
Oh, see that yellow car over there?
Yeah.
That's Max.
We're about to go golfing to catch up.
How good is this?
After?
What?
After?
Wait.
Max!
Max has money.
I'll be right back.
Okay, let's go talk to Max.
Max!
At least too many people to go golfing.
I've waited longer, heck, Max.
I'm here.
I just got stabbed.
Brown!
Max!
I'm stealing her.
I'm stealing her.
I'm stealing her.
I'm stealing her.
I just got her.
I'm stealing her.
Wait, what is like other people going golfing?
What if I see you after an agromus and I go see anyone else?
Except for you.
I think you're left to promise.
Okay, I pick you square.
I pick you square after a golfing.
You're my only one priority.
I'm good.
Yay, okay.
Then you can go golfing.
Okay, thanks Wendy.
Wendy, I miss you and everything that's happened to you, you don't deserve it.
Thank you.
What did I get?
Um, what?
What?
What?
What did she say?
Here, I shouldn't smoke please.
What did she say?
I'm sorry dog.
I'm trying to let it go, man.
I'm trying to let it go.
Like what, go me?
Oh, him!
Oh.
Snakey!
Oh, we'll talk about it.
Okay, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it.
Alright, we gotta-
I'm actually gonna have her for now.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, let's go Max, before I get distracted.
Oh, welcome home.
Bye!
Okay, let's go, let's go.
Bye!
Okay.
Outfits then golf course.
Just so you know, Sneaky asked me who my closest friends were, and I did put you on there,
and so if you die, I'm sorry.
Aww.
I did clock in.
You know what, just to be on that list, it's worth dying for.
I did clock in! I did!
No, no, no. You won't die. I think it's for a good cause. Okay, that's like sneaky. I
guess that's the gamble with the clowns. You never know. No, no, no. They're good. They're
good. I think we're good. I can't wait to go golfing. Oh, we die. I very much enjoyed
golfing. I've been trying to get any excuse to go golfing. It's time. Let's go. I'm going
to pick up the pace. We're going to speak in it. How many people is too many people
to go golfing. Ah, well, I
think anyone amount of people
go golfing. Okay, I should
how much noise you want. I
should invite. Um, I should
invite. Can I invite GG?
That's up to you. Well, so far
it's I should invite L. I'm
going to invite. Yeah, queen.
do it's L kiddie me you glory on that's a group I think it's all good why don't
you see you too because I don't have time hello hey what are you doing hey I'm
with a group of people doing a little activity oh okay okay holy shit my god
why what's up if you're free I was gonna ask you want to go golfing but don't
We still have to scuba later. So maybe we just scuba later. Okay. Yeah
Okay, okay, okay, I just I got a good thing. Yeah, she's busy right now. Oh
That's you
It's got some nice golfing outfits. Okay. Yeah, I forgot who we're when they go for things like sweater vests and stuff like that
Okay rich people clothes
Okay
Hello? Maybe?
Uh, let me see that.
There's no undershirt with this?
Is this there too much?
No.
Order is there?
I do.
I do.
There you go, going.
Wait, why is this jacket low-key kinda cute?
I don't know.
It feels like winter time.
Hi, Max.
Did you find your style already?
Yeah, yeah.
Under shirt.
I enjoy your purchase.
See you.
It's a new car, that car, it's rather used to be a sweater vest, I don't think that's a story.
It's a fine mix.
I don't know your name, but good-bye to you too.
My name is Raymond, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Raymond.
Nice to meet you, Carla.
Hi, Scarlett, have a great day.
Have a good day, Scarlett.
You're shopping.
Bye.
Thank you, bye-bye.
Where the heck are the freaking cardigans?
Am I passing everything?
I actually have no idea what tennis wear is.
You know, how about just do casual work? That might be easier.
What if I just wear a jersey?
That's a sport, right?
Sport!
Yeah, sport. I mean, this is kind of sporty, right?
Like, lazy sort of sport, too.
Sport!
This is the only design, a high life.
Okay, let's find, uh, where is the sweater?
Yeah, see
Just do a casual what my work to like just any sort of sporty way
Let me see the skirts well first things first is we need a visor I
Can see you wearing that
by
Oh
It works.
Oh, I like the hat.
That's a good choice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, and then I'm going to look at, just get a skirt real quick.
Just a skirt.
There's no basic tennis skirt?
These are the only ones?
Hmm.
The skirts are not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Hmm.
I like the plaid skirt.
I think that works for you.
Really? Does it? Do you think?
It kind of works for Dolphin.
I need a better shirt.
Dolphin.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
She doesn't want a Dolphin outfit would be.
If you can't find your size,
I'm just going to go business.
Business works. Fancy.
God!
I mean, fancy business people go like
I
Know oh
Ray, where are you are you in the water? Is everything okay? Oh, I'm at the work. We're buying our golfing outfits. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, did you get your race? You're okay. You're yeah. I got mine. I'm at the golf course
Oh, okay, we'll be there soon
Okay, see you soon
She's already there.
No, I restarted.
Okay.
What do I do?
Alexa, we could just do either casual, we could do business.
Nothing really can be anything.
It can't.
And everything's ugly.
Nope.
No, you look great.
I'm not done.
polo shirt oh no polo polo I thought I couldn't see the weakness of this one no
this one
you know uh this is so ugly everything's ugly this is a goth follow
The first one, this one, this white.
Okay, first thing I need to do is...
Skirt, skirt, skirt, just get the skirts, I need to see what you put on this.
I can't say it's full up, wait a minute, I'll let it go, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, Burt?
Everything is so ugly, I freaking can't, it's all ugly, it's all ugly, it's all ugly.
You
Those are selling like hotcakes
You're working it
That's good enough.
Yeah, I think that works.
Good enough.
You think it has a new hat?
I think it's so ugly.
I'm not thinking at all.
Take as long as you like.
So, uh, this thing, black, white, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
this thing black they take the wrist thing off
um it's tops no no no it's here look at you look at me will we do we have any shoes to wear
did you find your size I do not know what type of shoes to wear
What kind of shoes do we have?
I'm just going to dress shoes. I like my fancy shoes.
Wee-wee.
Wee? Maybe it's...
Those are so comfortable.
Gloves?
I mean, if you want to go more casual, you can go clocks.
I don't know why I'm so much of a vampire now.
What is this? I think you have a good suggestion, no?
What is this?
I'll do golfing gloves. I don't know why I got distracted and wanted to do the crocs first. What are they called?
What?
The shoes?
You know?
What shoes? Oh, I found them.
They're called Black Ugly's.
There you go.
They're called Ugly's.
They're actually kind of ugly.
Let's go back to what it was.
These sports sneakers?
Oh now I see why you're doing the accent as the hat.
Oh.
Is that material?
I mean, do I need a reason?
I mean, I was just curing why you went into an accent all of a sudden.
I did nothing to reason why I'm here to show you.
I am not very good at the fringe.
Oh, wee wee.
Seven years of French and I remember none of it other than wee wee.
Hmm.
Socks?
Take your time.
I just thought you were being silly.
Everything is so ugly.
White, white, white, white.
Perfect fit.
If you can't find your size, we'll order it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
All right, how are we feeling?
I'm almost there.
You've got this.
I think I kind of want to do this.
You should try it on.
I'll ask this.
I was being fed.
I was being fed.
I'm going to take the necklace off, I think.
I think the necklace is too much.
And then socks.
I don't know if it's socks on.
Any sock havers?
Yeah, do you think a white skirt would be better?
Hold on.
There's none.
I can tell you have good taste.
Roll down?
Where?
No, wrong skirt.
You won't find those anywhere else.
Bathroom.
And those were made for you.
We have that in multiple colors.
Where are the skirts at?
I think it's the only ones I can do.
Everything sucks.
Those are selling like hotcakes.
All right, could you do me a favor and call Kitty?
Yeah, sure.
And let her know we're about to be there.
Everything is so ugly.
The shirt, everything, just nothing works together.
Glorum's cool, isn't he?
Oh, okay.
Hey, Glorum, we're on our way to the golf course now, we're just getting changed.
Oh!
Why don't you guys say so?
Oh, but you just didn't look right.
Okay, I'll see that.
But we'll see that.
You look like a model.
Why doesn't the shirt look right?
Okay, now let me cool kitty.
Those are selling fast.
I think it's a good one.
The polo shirt work with this.
No, it doesn't. It just doesn't work.
So it's either we do this shirt or we do the skirt.
Hey kitty, we're just on the way now.
We just finished getting the outfits.
Did you find your size?
Everything sucks.
You ready?
I haven't.
I hate this.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
You're joking!
You've got to be kidding me.
It's raining? Dude, every time I want to go do something fun, it's raining.
Oh, I'm so sad.
I wouldn't go golfing in the rain.
Can we get electrocuted that way?
I mean, I don't think so. You know, we're not in copper golf clubs.
man that is very important that's very unfortunate timing
damn
devastated
i can see you wearing that
I hate everything. I give up. I'm ready. Oh, okay. Let's go. Let's go. No, it's raining.
and it's pouring. It's fine, we can gulf in the rain, we're having this hangout. Yeah.
Every time. Oh, they'll let the gods stop us. I'm sorry,
I broke her window. It's fine, these things break very easily.
Oh my god, this is horrible weather.
You can have a fun time golfing.
It's fine.
At any time, it's good for golfing if it's for friends.
OK.
I don't think of any indoor activities to do.
You changed the variation of the polisher on the right side?
I don't like being rushed.
I'd rather just not wear something appropriate than be
rushed.
I don't want to be rushed.
waiting everything's so ugly I was rushed was I not go golfing and have a good
time yeah was I not being rushed I was so rushed there's people waiting that was
rushed there were people waiting he's already at the golf cars
is there a better activity to do that's not outside maybe I can't think of many
activities indoors you're all being ableist and I don't appreciate it
I think there isn't many indoor places to go through.
To give to you for your warm garden.
Hello!
Hello!
Where? Where?
The word I was looking for.
Free! Bye!
I couldn't pick it up because I was too long.
What are you talking about?
You don't see why.
I see one.
I was taking two of the people and everything was so ugly and I got stressed and then I knew you guys were waiting so I was rushing.
You're gonna get zapped and died.
Oh, you have to rush yourself?
We understand shopping.
No.
Hi, Bree!
Hello.
Dude, is there a better activity due that's inside?
Mmm...
Have you seen the art of Scylin?
Oh, it's really pretty inside.
No, I haven't.
Has it ever been?
Wait.
Really?
Oh, hold on.
I know...
What?
No, maybe cuz you read me into a palm tree last night.
Oh, I heard about that.
It was funny.
It was funny.
You're paying $1,000 for my repairs.
No, you said I was a bad driver, so I should be excused because you should expect that then.
Well, I was only telling the truth.
Max, you should be careful.
You know, there's lightning and like there's lightning and it's metal rods.
Oh
Wait, you can't use umbrellas in the rain
Why every time we're about to do something the weather gets so shit
Yeah, but um, I don't know I'm an artist at the artist island, but I don't know if I have
Look at it so bad.
Did I get much of you to it?
Wait, I think I didn't even know.
Glory on!
Is anybody?
Glory on, every time I want to do something, it's raining.
It's so bad.
Is that like a bad omen or something?
I don't know, did you, did God curse you or something?
What?
Or something wrong?
Am I cursed?
You putting negative vibes out in the energy?
My vibes?
In the energy?
No, it can't be me.
I'm cool.
Honestly, it only rains like this when I'm on my period.
Huh?
Okay.
Um, are you always on your period?
Uh, no!
It's been raining a lot, like, every single day.
It actually has.
Beefloaf.
This is only beneficial if we're farming, though.
That way we don't have to fucking water.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm gonna get wet.
Can you get it for me, Gray?
No, I haven't yet.
I want to try everything at least once, but...
Yeah, you should try farming. I think you'll like it.
What's so good about it?
Okay, well...
That's money.
You make $7,000.
It's been three hours.
Oh, wait. That's a lot.
You buy plots, right?
You're not Benjy?
Oh my God.
Yeah
And then you come back three hours, and then you harvest and they could sell them and then you get $3,000
Are you guys about to play at both tournament in this rain hell now
Hear anything I think it's gonna help
Okay
I have the down chub, Mount Chili out or something.
Why are you?
You love that.
We love it.
Oh, I see.
Hey, well, good luck with your endeavors.
I'll see you guys later.
See you later.
Let me, let me see what.
I'm sad.
What a bad day.
Wait, oh, I was going to say skydive.
I think it's a great thing because we're together.
Yeah.
You go drinking.
No, I'm not allowed.
We could?
I could.
Oh, you're not allowed to drink?
You're not allowed.
happened last time I was drinking.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah.
It was really bad.
Look at that, terrible.
Is scuba diving in the rain a bad idea?
Honestly, maybe not.
We could go scuba diving.
You guys want to try that?
I do.
I do want to try it, yeah.
All right, let's try that.
Let's try it.
Do you have a tank, Chris?
Food.
Oh, I don't.
Buy you one.
Don't worry about it.
Let's go.
I can buy it real quick.
OK, we have to go to make them all.
We have a four door nurse.
She does, she does, she does.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right, where's his car?
Oh, in the front.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
All of you shut up.
Chat?
All right.
You shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm going to be on his side.
I'll give a fuck.
I'll give a fuck.
Your hair does come out.
We will soon be later.
I don't think I've seen your natural hair yet.
It's curly, kiddie.
It is so curly.
There's one right.
But it's really cute.
Nasty.
What was that?
You have food, kiddie?
We should get food.
I will, man.
Thank you.
Go on and get some food.
Take all of it though.
Be a man.
Wait, where are we going?
I'm going to school with diving instead.
Yeah.
I mean, all right.
Are you ready to swim?
of scuba. It's freaking scuba time. Alright. I need to get a drunk or no. I can't fit there.
I'm too big. Yeah, I'll ride with him. So he's not alone. Get it. Okay. So we're gonna
go to the burger shop first. Then we'll go get scuba tea and then we'll get super close
and do scuba. Okay. Okay now. The good news is that I already have a scuba outfit. So
I won't take hours.
Well, go through the drive-through as well to make it faster.
Perfect!
It's like the 8-quarter wind side quest,
if we don't go inside the other side.
Oh, swimming in the rain is so romantic.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Is it?
It sounds cold.
Cold?
It's humid, surely.
Well, maybe it's better weather up north, actually.
You know, in the desert area.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Who knows?
By the time we get there, maybe it'll clear up.
That is true.
I
Piss her off dude that actually was the most triggering thing I've ever seen just like my chat rushing me
And then when I finally stop there like no one was rushing like seriously
The worst I've been mad at chat since I've started GTA like I don't think I've actually been triggered that much
It's been really good. It's been good. I did some fun
You guys actually did it, Congress.
Kiss me off.
Oh, I should tell you guys, this is a great time to say,
I'm an artist now.
I'm going to be.
And the art gallery, whatever the site is, opens.
Yep.
That's right.
I'm going to paint you in the painting.
Oh, you're painting.
I've been in some new paints.
I haven't decided yet.
I was thinking of putting something together.
You know, one big, beautiful photo that
represents a lot of things, about things I love and like
and stuff, you know?
Okay, you can take a photo of me.
Okay, yeah, absolutely.
We can do that.
Why didn't you pause?
I'm shaking.
That was a long pause.
What?
You hear that?
Why didn't you just pause for so long?
You can't even joke along and be like,
you couldn't even joke?
Seriously?
Oh my God.
All I was gonna say is, you know,
you have a really big head
and I need a bigger head canvas, all right?
And obviously I can't capture everything.
Friends, he's very smooth.
I didn't know fourth grade art
It was like what they were requesting nowadays, wow.
First of all, my fucking art skills
are above fourth grade, at least in-
Really?
When's the last time you did any art?
It was like for you a couple years ago,
you remember I did it for your birthday.
Scribbles don't count.
I took my sweet time on that.
And I find that very endearing and I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Hello!
Max on the water!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Excuse me!
Hello!
Excuse me!
Hello!
Hello!
One second!
Oh!
Hello!
I'm gonna roll down the window.
Hi, Kimmy!
Hello!
What do you guys want?
Is this the infectious hero?
I'll take two money shock on those.
They're good here, they're good here.
Uh, I'll match.
I mean kids give me a combo, I just give me two combo meals
We'll go six money shot combos, six six money shot combos
We're going to get 126 here on your tail
Alright, there we go
Thanks Max, I owe you
I need daughters for my drive-thru, I can't come to you
That's my treat
Hello?
I'm not lying, living next door to my husband, that's crazy.
Space makes the heart grow fonder.
I have one rule for this trip.
And she'll sleep.
I do not need that PTSD.
I beg your pardon?
No clean slates
You know clean slates
Okay, yeah, we're fine
Okay, that's good
Like really really hungry
Wait, do you want food right now? I have food. Yeah, you want a pizza?
Yeah, if that's her put in the glove box and here's a soda, right? Thank you soda
There you go
Thank you very much
You're welcome!
What a fiend she is!
Do you see on the hill?
Where?
I saw a person.
Oh wait, I...
I think I did see that at the small...
Yeah, it was like a...
Yeah.
Going deep in?
I don't know.
They just, what was that shirt?
Oh my god, look at that billboard.
That's what I literally just looked at, the toeshoes.
Toeshoes?
Oh, I hate that billboard.
Why?
That's a really creepy fucking billboard.
I've lived in Mirapart for 10 years.
I just see that billboard all the time.
I hate it.
I want to wear those.
Want those?
Yeah, I feel like they'd be very comfortable.
I think the opposite, because your toes would be very restricted.
Yeah.
It's my own separate container.
Yeah, true, they'd be all locked in.
It's not very comfortable.
Oh, fitting soft.
Also, by the way, apparently scuba diving is dangerous.
Oh no, since we did it, it's pretty fine.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm a little scared.
I've heard that it's, I don't know, I've never done it before.
Don't worry, we're still here for the raid again.
Sorry, I promised you, don't let that fear you're right.
If you look for bubbles, when you find bubbles, you find little treasure chests.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
That's cool. So just follow the bubbles. Follow bubbles. Got it got it
So when you wear your scuba tank, you make sure you're looking at it so it knows how much time you
You have for air before you can come up
You know, you're keeping track of it. Okay. Yeah, let me do that supply
Creep down rescue team
This place is taking forever
is it just one person working here beat the horn beat the fucking horn beat that
fucking war map
hello hello what the fuck is taking too long
hello hello
Oh
This is crazy
Really?
Oh man
Is the order coming along?
If they don't come on the next minute, I'm going in there. I'm going to I'm literally gonna fucking walk in there
Oh brother. I don't see anyone inside there anymore.
Where is everyone? Did they all quit?
Well usually when the food takes a little bit of time.
Hey can you guys park in the parking lot and we'll be right out with your fucking food.
What the fucking do you guys?
I can't do this. I'm fucking hungry. I'm going inside.
Died.
We went out here?
I guess.
What we hear out here to be honest?
GG! We would like a combo!
One co- GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
One co- One combo please!
I'm putting here on the window Maximilian grabs it. You're a drink. Thank you
Okay, thank you very much
Is your catch up in there
Must good
I was so out that they gave me two drinks, two money shots, always like this before it.
People what?
afraid of confrontation. You're afraid of confrontation? No, she isn't. What do you mean?
I got the fucking mustard. I got mustard. I got mustard. No, there were, there is mustard
in the bag. There's no ketchup. Oh, you wanted ketchup. So now you have double mustard.
It's okay. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Let's just go. Let's just go. Okay. I think
two mustards make a ketchup anyway, so you're good. Yeah. You're crazy in the box.
All of that? All of that?
All of that's yours?
What are you trying to say? All of that.
You G, this is yours.
Thank you.
Okay, now we've got ourselves some lovely meals.
Say your part here.
Hello!
Hey!
Yeah, I'm gonna go get it.
Okay.
You're foodied up.
Oh my god, I'm so excited. I've never done that before.
weeks
you're tooted up i'm i'm i'm scooping up i was scooping up
yes uh i've been so fucking busy this is actually is really nice to for change really
are you just you're just farming a lot no i'm not farming it's don stop meetings drama
We have to go therapy on Monday
It's it's with pixie I love pixie though. Do you not like pixie?
Well, I think she just uh when I had my session with her it just felt like she was trying to get information rather than help me
Also, she was my ex's therapist. So I feel like it's a conflict of interest. Oh
But she was really nice
What kind of therapy is it like, it's like interpersonal group drama kind of therapy?
Um, yeah it was like a group thing and as soon as I cried I feel like I just didn't really feel like I was learning anything rather than being interrogated so
I think the weather is getting worse.
It definitely isn't picking up a bit. Maybe it's better up north, you know.
Oh, yeah, true. I mean, can you just get ours? Okay, we'll go get ours then. Okay, okay,
okay. And, uh, ping this way to go, you know, above the school bed and us, I think.
Alrighty. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's get it changed. Bye, everyone. See you. Catch you at the pool!
Hey, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can
you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you,
Okay, okay. Do we all have outfits already made?
I do. I'm not sure about Gigi though.
Do you have an outfit ready for scuba diving Gigi?
Uh, I could get an outfit really quickly. It'll take me two seconds.
I already know what I'm wearing.
Alright.
Oh my god, I wish I was like here.
To go to the hair store.
I need to take my hair extensions out.
Okay, we'll go clothing, hair, and then scuba.
Clothing hair, scuba. And nothing will stop us.
Not even the weather.
No sidetracking exactly we're gonna have this hangout. We're all gonna have a good time
What so what did you mean about Gigi what you went inside I
Said the beloved for the fact that she's not afraid of confrontation. Oh, that's what you meant. Okay. That makes sense
What do you mean?
You're afraid of confrontation you are you are afraid to come
Absolutely, I'm terrified of it. Oh, but you went in and asked for the ketchup
But yeah, because that's our ketchup, you know, like we just we we've earned that, you know, we paid for it
We're a swim
Maybe don't stand in the rain we don't get a cold. What do you mean?
We are
I guess so.
It's beautiful.
You like blue or something?
Favorite color?
I don't like blue.
This is one of my favorite colors.
Okay, I'm gonna get your car a saggy.
Thanks.
Come on out.
It's like 50 bucks to clean this thing every time you know.
Are you seeing anyone, Max?
What?
What?
No, not at the moment.
Why'd you say what?
I didn't hear. Oh, I asked if you were seeing anyone. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I forgot my flippers. I forgot my flippers. The flippers, the flippers!
Relationships like that, I'm really in the car. It's amazing. Why?
I just don't know what to do. You work too much.
much. Yeah, a little. I know I'm
ready. Just gotta go to the
hair salon. Let's go.
Right. Yes, the closest is
probably hallway. I think going
towards Sandy anyways. So oh,
it's nothing for good. I just
I'm gonna get the kit from up north.
Oh, yeah, no, you can't make me ask Nikki.
So again, I can change my hair around south side for every shot.
Okay, she's flushed to select.
Debra, have you been today?
I'm feeling better after yesterday.
Oh, I had a bad day because I decided to do my first shift as a lawyer because I got hired.
got hired and I can check in at the courthouse and so it's like okay I'll put
my name in the lemon list and so I freaking did it and the first call I got
was a case for this girl named Roxanne and then she was doing a case against
chatterbox and I was like oh this is perfect I was like maybe Chadi will work
with me and then I can you know be have a successful for case and then he hung
up on me and he said no don't you use people for money anyways and I was like
what the fuck no and then I went in I was gonna go arrest him with his guy
I'm Tyler Peters who apparently is gutter in disguise and he's a cop again
and yeah and then cuz I was like you remind me of the ex who wasn't really my
ex but he like I was like oh he's the fuck birds and so I told him what yeah
and then apparently chatty was like oh that's actually him but I realized now
like that wasn't what happened he had gave me a bird as a gift but he fucks a
a lot of women and men.
So I mixed that up.
Anyways, so I went to the police station
to get it signed in as a cop.
You can't be a police and a lawyer at the same time.
So I had to go all the way back to the courthouse,
clock out, go all the way back to the cop station,
clock back in, and then I had to change, right?
And I had to swap my backpacks.
And then now I'm a cop.
And then I get another call from Damien.
And then he's like, oh, I need someone to represent
my friend who is in the prison cells right now.
And so I was like, okay, I'll do that.
That sounds awesome.
So I have to get out of my clock gear,
go all the way to the courthouse,
sign in over there,
I'll clock out at the clock place,
and then I went to go talk to her,
and then I got a call from my co-worker at the clock place,
and then he was like,
um, his name is Alvis,
and he goes,
well,
do you know you're not actually a lawyer yet?
And I was like, what the fuck do you mean I'm clocked in?
And he was like, well,
technically you need to have your license
instead of just clocking in.
So you're not actually a real lawyer yet.
And so I was like, okay,
that makes sense because lawyer school
hasn't even happened yet.
And so I had to go clock out the courthouse,
back to the TV and sign in to do my police stuff again and then I called my ex and he
was like oh being mean to me and rude to me and so I blocked him and I was crying and
then Max heard me crying and then he was like oh well make you feel better and I was like
well I want to go golfing or something and now the weather is shit!
You sound like you need a great day with friends and scuba diving we're gonna make it better
We're gonna make it better, Ray. Don't you worry.
Exactly.
Okay.
I think this is gonna be a good day. Well, we're gonna make this day much better.
From a day to a good day for ya.
Okay.
Eeeh!
I'm ready.
It's fine.
She's ready. Let's go.
Okay, okay.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
and then we are good to go swimming it's just the tank right oh yes
Where can you pan for gold?
There's lots of pirates.
Uh, I'm shooting rivers and stuff like that, right?
Do you see the man on the rift to the left?
What?
The man on the rift to the left?
The rift's the guy there.
You saw him?
I saw him briefly.
I think the same guy from the mountain. Go go go go go just go just go. Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.
The baseball bat. I'm not afraid to use it. A little of it. Use it.
What up on the day?
It's fun. That made this coinky big. No, I think it's my dad. What? No. Why did he text
me back? Why would your dad be stalking you? He likes that. He's always watching, you know?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll keep our head in the swivel.
Yeah.
I'll beat you a little bit.
Yeah.
You're not in danger, are you?
No, no, no, no. My dad loves me. He just hates my ex.
I mean, Pear, I mean, my father, you know, he didn't like most of the men I fucking brought home, so...
Yeah, and the problem was that ever a second date. Oh
What yeah, he always just told me that you know, they had something come up
You know, they told him to tell me that you know, they were an interest and I never saw them again. Oh
Captain maybe they died
And I don't think that's what it was. Oh, you think they just have a terrible eating history anyway, so
I mean, I still have a rocky relationship with my own father, so...
Wait, I want to know about your father.
Wait, it's so co-
Guys, it's pink outside!
It is!
The rain's going away!
The rain's going away!
It's looking up, it's looking up!
Oh, I'm so happy.
Such a photo-op moment.
It's still raining, so-
Oh wait, it's not raining anymore.
I think it's slowly dwindling away. We're good here, we're good here.
It's drizzling, it's drizzling!
I
Did someone ask you in gloria where we're going? I'm assuming it's up north we're going
We're going like right here is where everyone goes
No, there's like a noon spot. I believe it's not anywhere
Well, you can but you know right there is always like the tip of the point of diving in
So did I see him twice? No, I don't think I did
I haven't really done any of this, so I've just been doing taxi work.
Kevin, thanks for the time I get to tell YouTube, thanks so much.
I did once, right?
Matt can be done about doing well before the casino opens up.
Have you been doing anything else?
So you should be doing taxi.
I'm mainly just taxi, even though it is a bit slow.
But once the casino opens up, I'll be taking at most my time.
I was with them the whole time outside of prison.
I was all one session.
I
Know maybe tax is looking up at some point
Max I think you got to let go of the taxi work
They got goobers now and they got scooters and so much forms of transportation
And now you can rent a car for $200 or you could just like easily steal a car. It's bad business
You got to let it go. I don't know what else to do
There's so much to do!
There's so much to do!
There's so much to do!
There's so much to do!
I think it's time to start a new...
a new endeavor.
Dorothy, it's a crime, thank you!
I will admit, I was very close to starting
to go car shopping.
It's time.
I met a girl called Kalita.
She was gonna like,
think we should go to a bunch of crime
and like, learn the ropes.
You want to do yeah thinking maybe I mean you guys ever get my for so long. I'll let you go
Okay, I'm a crooked it's good to know
This is mostly everyone comes to jump in the waters. Oh, do you do you think we should park far away?
We are closer.
I'm scared.
Oh, and he's only on the other side.
We can park a bit further away.
Yeah, I feel like this is...
That is the place we can hide the car.
Okay.
How about we hide the car like in the bushes here?
Got some goods?
What is this place? It's so creepy.
It's a little rundown.
Gigi?
Oh, wait, where's she going?
I don't know. They're over here, Gigi.
Gigi! Wrong way!
They're on this side this way this way. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's go over there. Oh
I see him. I see him. I
Like the sound of the squishiness
Yeah, I'm scared I feel like
It's raining but I really like the rain.
I'm scared.
Am I in trouble? I don't think I saw a chatty twice.
Do calls count?
Hey miss, I've never met you. How's it going?
Hello! It's scuba time!
Oh my god, how do you do this?
Scuba time!
Heyyyyyyy!
Goob.
Guys, just a heads up, if you see a man holding a mall top in a distance, maybe on a rooftop,
and just let me know.
Why?
What happened?
It's either my dad or someone that works...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't shoot him.
What do you mean, you're dead?
I won't, I won't.
Yeah, it's probably my dad or someone that works for my dad...
So just let me know if you see him.
I just need to know if he's here is all.
Thankfully, it's raining like a signal flare or something.
He just like, he just like small tops.
Do I need to shoot?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He just I'm just making sure I don't know the relationship.
I'm just making sure I got your back.
He's just watching as all.
Oh, just overly protective.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, OK.
All right, scuba time.
So how do you do this?
Now the deeper you go, the more oxygen you use, so just keep that in mind.
Okay.
Okay, the deeper I go, the more oxygen...
But is there more treasure deeper?
Okay, sounds good.
Yeah, usually sometimes.
Kind of just varies.
Yeah.
How deep?
There's something like in the water here, right?
Is it good?
It gets really deep.
It gets really deep.
Really, really deep?
I don't know how to fucking swim.
I don't know how to swim.
Swim!
Why am I punching?
Oh, is it shift?
Dep, max.
I don't even know what to look for.
Looking for bubbles, I guess.
Am I going to die?
OK, I get it.
How are you?
You swimming all right?
You got this?
You got this.
I got it.
I believe in you.
Wait.
I'm a little stronger than I thought it was.
Oh, no.
I don't even know what I should look for.
Pressure.
Hey, is that treasure?
Yeah!
How does this work?
Oh.
Oh!
Anything dead?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Yeah, you just love love love bubbles I got
Look for bubbles
Well, I love it nuggets
Another one. Oh, it's been open though, right? I only have time is running out so quickly
You actually swim slower if you don't have flippers on?
Why is the time going up?
I'm confused.
I'm scared.
Good depth.
So it has to be deeper.
Oh, the deeper you go, the faster the time runs out.
Got it.
Hmm.
Do you guys see any bubbles anywhere, any bubbles, any single bubble?
Is it in all like spread out throughout all the waters or maybe in the wrong area?
I'm surprised there's nothing over here.
This one?
Covering my mouth.
I don't think there's sharks or anything, right?
Really?
Agents, just thanks for the touch prime.
I see bubbles.
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
And open, open.
I look so full of treasure, and you only
get a little nugget out of it?
Wow, I like that it's glowing.
I can't believe this is in GTA.
It's so sick.
This keeps swimming.
Looking for bubbles.
Bubble bubbles.
Yeah, so far we have got Tony T nuggets.
How much is each nugget worth?
Kinda surprises no fish.
Why is she not wearing a dive suit?
you want me to off myself be honest is that what you want for me
oh shit I forgot I'm getting paid
holy bojangles thanks for 10 gifted on YouTube thank you thank you so much
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no wait baby stop following me
I'm going to die.
Help!
Can I pull out a gun?
What do I do?
Oh my God, I'm so far.
Can I dive?
I think it's gone.
dive? I think it's gone. Why dive again? I don't know how to dive. Why dive? I think
I'm good at space. Oh, thank you so much. I think it's gone. Noted it, there's a shark
back there, but we're good. Okay, the farther, the deeper we go, I think I out slam it. There's
It's not that there's a shark back there.
Okay, it's very close.
That's my bag.
Okay, I go.
I will go.
I will go.
Okay, we're fine.
I'll go this way.
Here we go.
We're good.
Oh, we're good.
I try to try to look back.
I get too close to the surface.
Get out, get out, get out.
I think it was a shark.
Can I turn off the oxygen or is it still using it if I'm out of the water?
Oh my god, wait, get up.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I got a swim that way.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, so no, the shark's back that way.
Okay, so noted, the shark's back that way.
Is Byrne playing the shark?
If Byrne was playing the shark, I would be dead.
Oh my god, it's Quinton.
I can't answer right now.
Damn.
Oh my god, she's not.
Come on.
Hello.
Hey Ray, it's Quintin.
Hi Quintin, what's up?
How's everything going today?
Good, um, I'm scuba diving.
And I'm a little sad because I found out I'm not a real lawyer.
I'm just a fake lawyer right now, so I'm kind of sad.
actually that's why I'm calling yeah I'm calling yeah but when do I get my
license is it after lawyer school probably okay but um I have somebody who
says they spoke to you because they really needed help yeah suing someone
mm-hmm and she's extremely disappointed and she wants to file a complaint okay I
don't think she can because I told her that I found out I'm not a real lawyer
I'm going to put her on a three-way call and we're going to get to the bottom of this
because Ray, I know you'd never do that.
I know you treated her with the utmost respect and you did a fantastic job.
I'm on speaker.
Alright, I'm hatching her in.
Okay.
Hello?
She better answer.
You're on the line. I got Ray. Hey, hey, Roxanne, it's Raymond. I was your wannabe lawyer and
then I called you to let you know that I'm not an official lawyer yet so I couldn't represent
you. I'm sorry to hear that you were disappointed, but if I had my lawyer's license, I would
have represented you and I would have done a good job. So I apologize for not being aware
of my lawyer duties, but you can definitely come to me instead of reporting it to my co-worker. Thank you.
Oh, okay. Well, you know what? I mean, I wouldn't want to report it to you, but I just feel like you did it.
Freaking care.
I did care. You wonder why I cared?
I cared because it was my very first case. I thought it was my very first duty and I was so excited.
I really did care. I swear
I can't throw up something I never had I don't have my license woman
That's what I've been trying to tell you that's why I told you I can't do the case
Yes
And they're like
You want me to look under the table?
I'm sure, but can you do anything under the table?
Well, I would have loved you to be in a freaking type of Quentin.
Huh?
You're freaking involved, Quentin.
Okay, well Quentin's like friendly, he's friendly with me.
Okay, Quentin, can you keep, you know, keep quiet, buddy?
I'm not friendly.
I mean.
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
I learned that from my boss, Judge Barrick.
Oh, okay, I learned... okay, look here's what your boss...
Okay, anyways...
I do.
Oh, okay, okay, it doesn't matter right now.
Okay, what I want is my $7,500 from that stupid clown.
Listen, I would have loved to help you, but I don't have my license, I can't do it.
I wanted to so bad.
But I'm at the actual lawyer school first, and then I'll be able to do it officially.
Oh, oh, okay.
Why not? Quinton, do you have any lawyers that can actually help with the situation, legally?
Probably not.
Well, you know, I mean, I don't really want to go to court.
You're at SOL, Roxy. I'm sorry.
I don't really want to go to court anything. Can you just scare him or something?
Wait, can I recommend something? I know you want to take this clown to court.
Why don't you just handle the business yourself
Don't get your money girl
You said you wanted seventy five hundred dollars
Yeah, he hit
Hit her with a car and then she went to go to the pharmacy to buy a splint which made her sick
which cost like seven thousand dollars to heal from yeah so she wanted to
that's how unprofessional of you
okay I'm in the middle of scuba oh
it's ringing it is bossy yeah it's ringing
Gigi there's a shark in the water I know I saw it oh there's many trucks in the
water actually friendly oh my quintuences are friendly no oh I don't
want to go back there I'm putting off my tank now
Um, alright, listen, I'm-
You find anything good down there, Ray?
I found some nuggets!
Like chicken?
No, like the gold kind.
Ooh, you're rich, rich.
I mean, I don't know how much they're worth, but...
It's pretty nice.
Probably not much, but I can take them if you like,
and I can make us like friendship bracelets.
I would have loved to have been trying to save you and report me to my boss, Roxanne!
I will point you to your boss, or me.
I will ask him to stay on this.
And, you know, drag my feelings out.
No, I didn't tell anyone about it!
I didn't tell anyone about it, Roxanne.
I was so excited to take this case.
Yes, I did it.
Please, leave a good review.
Listen, I gotta go. I'm in the middle of speeder diving.
Roxanne, I'm gonna have to throw this away.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I got my- oh my god, Gigi, I'm so mad at it.
at it. Hi. Are you okay? What's wrong? I sure get scared the shit out of me. I'm not
gonna go to my ass all the way back to shore. No, no, no, it's okay. They're friendly. They're
friendly. I don't think they're kind of friendly. Sure, unless they're babies. Oh, I mean, Quintin
said they're friendly. He said you can hug them. I'm good. Anything? No, I kind of want
go back in I just don't know when my tanks gonna stop working well I don't
have much left I think I have like maybe five minutes left oh wow okay let's just
waste time okay come on you'll be fine you can punch the shark oh okay I don't
Punch!
Okay.
Looking for bubbles.
Uh, Lexi, thank you for this time.
Thank you so much, and thank you Joelle as well.
Oh!
I mentioned you in a post.
Oh my, oh my god, I see bubbles.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, dude, she's stirring so hard.
My lawyer job!
Oh my god, I got 16 gold nuggets and two antique coins.
Wait, you can find...
Wait, I wonder what else you can find.
Okay, so on the map, does Blooming deeper?
Oh, guys, we're on the come up.
Something good, please.
Something good, please.
What's up, what's up, what's up?
Oh, seven.
Only seven nuggets.
Five minutes, yeah.
Well, it's been open, so let's head this way.
Yeah, blue is deeper.
We can't go too deep because it makes the time go by faster.
Hmm.
Going the outskirts of deep and not deep.
Ah, this is actually like peaceful.
I like it.
We're just swimming.
are scary. They don't like.
Looking for bubbles. I see bubbles.
Come on, big chest, big chest, big chest.
I mean, we're not going to pass out right away, we have some time to like swim up and
stuff.
I wonder how much you can make from the anti-coins is my question.
I think we're done here.
I wonder how often they respond as well.
Oh, nice.
I didn't think we'd find...
There you go.
50 seconds.
40 seconds.
39, 38, 37, 36, 5, some mucky.
Oh, there are fish!
Rare.
Eight, seven, four, three, two, one.
Thanks.
Oh, the scuba taint just disappears.
Okay.
That's why I'm really far, but I don't get bit by a shark.
Ah, Scoobamming's fun, I like it a lot.
Why is my brain cold?
I have a brain icon.
Pat, don't tell her.
I hate when y'all do that.
Oh, my lungs are gone?
Oh, I thought it was a brain.
I hate when you guys do that.
My brain!
There's the lungs.
Are you sick? Yeah, I'm sick. I've been sick for a month.
you just hate us? no i don't. i'm kind of just a little annoying
how the pokemon turned out? it was me and i got this for a while but it was fun. it was fine
Pretty much looks like I'm slowly already for stream.
Go, go, go.
Almost there.
Now what do we do with the nuggets?
Alive, checking in, Alive, running back to your car now, I was curious about what she
posted on socials. Patty from air.
Can't take anymore. This Clinton.
What does she say?
At Chatterbox, you'll pay for my foot disease or else I'm coming to complain to
Raymond boss. You have 24 hours.
Okay, she's not mad at me.
Oh, wow, it just got dark so fast.
Like a small night change.
Swim so far.
Do you get faster to run or to swim?
We're almost there anyways.
I guess this kind of activity is better to do solo.
Because then you can get more tests and then you can get...
I'm pretty sure I'm going the right way.
I can't talk to everyone anyways.
Oh yeah, I'm by extra tanks to go back in through.
In's radios? Oh.
Am I lost? No, I think this is the way.
Hello.
Good afternoon.
You can get a gold bar from the boxes.
I really swim this far.
We're too far.
No, it's correct.
Park, park, hurry on.
Thanks for the time. Thank you so much.
Go, go, go.
You have to smell the nuggets into gold bars.
Oh, interesting.
Thank you pain for the touch from thank you very much
pretty
beautiful almost there surely
I'm so sorry.
And seeing thanks for getting us.
Thank you.
Are you sad today?
You're a cop.
Uh, no.
Like me in real life or me in game.
Raymond's emotional today.
She's upset.
She confessed to Barrick that she loves two people.
Hello.
Hello?
Wait, that's the one even next to this bar all over here.
And then she was trying to see Chatty today, and he didn't want to see her.
Hello?
Hello?
Who's in that car over there?
Oh, I don't know.
I ran by it, but
Then it went sorry to just know that has a bunny mask on oh
What? Oh
Sure, you don't know it's in that car over there. I I just I just ran by the person's trying to go scuba diving
No, you were right. Yeah, my dad has my mask
I don't know who that is. I see a man in a mask and I think nefarious things you can you can see he has a bunny mask
yeah you should go over there. You should find him. Okay, maybe I'll go. Oh. Are you going by yourself? Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Okay, I'll be quick, I'll be quick.
Are you sure you want to be alone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he loves me.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
What the?
Wait!
Bye, bye Dan!
I love you!
Oh
Dang it, I missed him. I
Just zoomed away. I am maybe he didn't recognize me missed it. Oops. Oh
Wait, how much you guys find?
So much stuff. Oh my god. Yeah, I wonder what like what we can find because I got two antique coins and just a bunch of nuggets
Nuggets felt weak we're gonna go pawn shop and pawn it. Oh, let's go pawn it
Right now, I'm down. Do you think it's open at the time go? Yeah, let's go. Yeah. Oh, they're closed
They're they're usually closed. They're usually closed at night. Oh, they closed this time
Yeah, but um
I could call my cousin see
They might be able to buy off you guys.
Really?
Are you part of the pawn shop?
Okay.
I'm with Nino's.
Oh, Nino on to...
Oh, okay.
Oh, I will say...
Let's go!
You can get the phone, they're in this right now.
Yeah, kitty?
You gotta know, and I'll maybe...
Send you a family photo.
Yeah, I don't know if that helps.
No idea.
I'm sure it's fine.
What's going on?
Oh, no, I sent you a family phone.
Oh, thank you.
God, I have a nice butt.
I'm sure he was in the car.
I feel like he would have talked to me if it was him.
Maybe it was someone else with a different mask.
No, you can see the bunny mask in that picture.
Yeah, but a lot of people can wear the mask.
I think he would have talked to me if it was him.
It can't be him.
You're right, you're right.
Yeah, let's guys, let's go to the back of the house.
I'm like, why would they care?
Which one are we going to, Nino's?
See if they had.
Actually, Mr. Nino's is all the way.
I do know where Mr. Nino's is.
It's by the clothing store by PD.
Let's go.
All right.
Head back.
Oh, wait.
What's wrong?
You want to stay here?
No, no, no.
We can't let this tell us.
I'm down to head back.
Oh, oh, oh.
He sounded hesitant for a second.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't.
It has nothing to be sorry for.
So, um, is your dad like a businessman?
He runs like companies or something like that?
Yeah.
I was gone for four years.
Like, I didn't mean to be gone for that long,
but my dad had found me and he pretty much took care of me
and I pretty much worked for him and this company.
What do you mean, like, he found you?
Like, he just looked, you know, lift?
Yeah, he just found me.
I mean, I was, you know how I had that brain bleed
before I left?
Yeah, I heard about it. I didn't know the extension of you having a brain. Oh, to a way later. So it was it was pretty bad. Um, like so chatting our engage and then I we got ocean dumped and I woken up with a pretty bad brain bleed. And so I was like, it was weird. My brain was like half CG and then half clown.
So half of me like hated him and the other half loved him, it was very odd.
Then he took me to go to surgery and then I, it didn't work.
Yeah, so he tried to get me like a therapist person.
He suggested I need to be put into a mental hospital.
Um, so one half of me wanted to, like, kill him, and then the other half wanted to leave
town instead, and I was able to leave.
Um, but yeah, the brain fleet didn't really go away.
Uh, I ended up in a, in another city, and I was on the streets, and I was, uh, I kind
lost my mind for a bit and I was put in a hospital and I couldn't get out and then dad found me.
So he came and found you at the mental hospital and yeah and I haven't seen him
in so long and he paid for all my medical bills and I got better and then he took care of me and
And then I just started working and he, it's crazy,
it's the whole world because he told me about Chatty's debt
and I pretty much worked it off for the next three years.
And yeah, that's why he hates Chatty
and that's why it took me so long to get back here.
Who hates Chatty?
My dad.
Yeah, I'm not really allowed to see him pretty much. I'm allowed to see him four more times until October 17
You don't need to talk about it now if you don't want to
I mean he's he's got a debt to pay and it's not fully paid off so
Hi kitty
Hi Benny
That's my mayor
Oh yeah he's mayor of the north right?
That's not my mayor, the Shave Man's my mayor
Yeah I think the Shave Man was robbed
the Shave Man campaign I feel like he didn't but then again I'm not on
socials a lot
there was some things at this poem shop right? I don't know if I should tell him
I'm not.
Ooh, yay.
Lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap.
It's closed.
No, no, no.
I think Clyde's on his way here.
Oh.
He works here?
Let me call him real quick.
Hey, Clyde, what you up to?
That, that, that, that life crisis, midlife crisis?
Oh, oh.
That's a, are you just looking at spreadsheets, old
hey man?
Sorry.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
I was saying if you were at the pawn shop, cause that was
I was saying if you were at the pawn shop because that was chatty he asked him to be unblockable oh
Oh and do something um tell him I'm not unblocking him until he's nice to me again
Okay, and I want an apology
Oh
Okay, so he wants you to apologize and then he's going to be me.
Yeah, I'll probably do some runs later tonight.
How is he going to do that if he's blocked?
I'm blocked in.
Okay, Addy.
You're unblocked now.
No worries.
Okay.
Oh, you changed. Where's the
Oh, close. Just a question sheet.
Perfect.
Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.
Hi. Welcome.
Hello.
Oh, I didn't even recognize you.
Guten Tag.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I'll just get it.
Yes, let me out, please.
I'm going to need a hand, OK?
Ooh, more casual outfits.
Everything is kind of miss.
Hello?
I'm not a speaker, am I?
No.
Hello?
Are you good?
Uh...
Hey!
Hello?
I'm waiting?
Oh!
I'm waiting!
You're waiting, okay.
I'm sorry for being rude.
Thank you.
And?
And, uh...
What?
Yep.
What's up, Florian?
Really?
I forgot what the second part was supposed to be.
Are you serious?
And I'm not going to be a jerk anymore, I guess.
You guess?
Well, I mean, it depends.
What?
You see your text messages?
From who?
From me.
No.
I do.
I use them.
I blocked you.
You unplugged me, though, now.
So I can see them?
You should be able to see it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think that's how that works.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, on its way.
Who said?
Yeah, he's watching through the window with your mask on and I went to go confront him and he was taken off
Yeah, he wants to talk to me. He's just I gotta go see him
Right now. Yeah, right now
But now you understand that he understand now what you know
I'm not feeling today was not going to be a good day yeah okay I have to go see him before
you do I got a question what hang on me today what hang on me today earlier would have been
Right now is really not the time.
When there's not the time, I'm just curious why.
That's not even a question, that's a statement.
No, it is a question.
Why did you want to hang out with me today?
Why today and not all these other days, you know what I mean?
Oh, I thought you said hang out with me.
Anyways, well, I was comfortable because I
didn't get in trouble from the last time we
hung out outside of the prison.
So I thought I was safer, too.
So I thought it was OK, too.
But that's the only reason why?
I'm gonna check the rooms behind you.
What?
Is that the only reason?
Is that the only reason why?
What other reason is there?
Is it because Barrick is not working today?
What?
Answer the question.
Wait, wait. Yes or no?
First of all, I haven't even messaged him today.
You mind looking above the living room?
I don't even know if he's working!
Oh, cause he'll message you.
You know that.
You're so rude.
So what?
Is that rude or is that-
No, it's a game-
It's just a question.
No, okay, what happened today was that I had promised friends I was gonna finally hang out with them
because we were supposed to be scuba diving for like three days straight.
That is so-
You think that just-
My life revolves around men?
Like, what the fuck, chatty?
Ew.
Oh, I didn't say-
We're coworkers.
I didn't say that we would learn anything.
You don't have to say it for it to be obvious you're so rude what I'm
Okay, no
No, I'm not okay, and I have to go
He's
I have to go my dad wants to see me
me so upset and chat and block chatting.
He's like, you know what he said?
You know what he said?
He said, he said, he was like,
why did you want to see me today?
I was like, well, you know,
my dad didn't get mad at me when I talked to you
outside of prison because I'm only allowed to see him
five times total before October 17th.
And so I saw him and I didn't get in trouble.
And so I thought it'd be okay to see chat today.
And he was like, no, I can't see you today
because we're gonna run out of meetings.
And he saw a good idea.
like well it's not a waste of time like I just wanted to see you and he's like
oh why did you really want to see me today and I was like well what do you
mean well that's cuz what other reason could it be and then he goes oh is it
because Barrick's not working today? I was like what the fuck? First of all we're co-workers
okay secondly I'm single third um I promised you guys I would hang out with
you and now you feel like everything is so I don't know why he's been so mean
and like contentious and just so awful now my dad wants to see me and I'm
probably gonna get in trouble. What a fucked up day.
Yeah.
Anyway,
I'm gonna run you over.
Oh, I just saw him.
You wait.
What? Hey,
he was on that roof over there a second ago.
Oh,
huh?
Yes.
My dad probably.
OK, I should go find him.
Yeah.
Honey boy.
Um, hey, Ray, I mean,
you're going to go see your dad, right?
Um, let's hang out after or just keep us updated.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Let's hang on after.
Yes.
It'll be a fast meeting, it'll be so quick, and everything will be fine.
Of course, all the sectorals, everything only takes five minutes.
You need a light to wherever you can get.
No, no, he's here somewhere.
He heard me on the phone.
Alright.
Bye, see you later.
Bye, love you guys!
Don't love you, thank you for thinking.
Okay, I'll see you later, bub, bub, bub, love you, bub!
Love you!
Okay, I'll see you later, bub, bub, bub, bub, bub, bye, see you later!
I'll see you later!
Bye!
Bye, see you later!
Oh, oh, yeah?
It's you!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
WHY?!
WHY?!
Oh god, are you okay?
Are you okay?
What the fuck I hate today!
I'll see you later.
I'm sorry, sir.
Please.
Okay, goodbye.
I'll see you later.
Catch you on the side.
Catch you later.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Call Wendy.
Hey, Wednesday, I just got to scuba diving, but I think I've been in trouble.
My dad wants to see me, so I'll have to go talk to him first.
Okay, that's all right, I'll be awake after the storm if you're awake after the storm.
Just let me know.
Okay, I will let you know.
I'm sorry, I'll see you goodbye.
How far is this place?
Oh.
It's really far I'm gonna die, bro Maybe I could take this car
I'm walking Your car is behind you, it's too late
It's too late I'm already gone the way
Oh, man.
Chatty is keeping things spicy.
He's really...
Oh, he...
I hate this so much, I hate this so much, I hate this so much, I NEVER DO IT, EVER!
I CAN NEVER DO IT!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck's up?
Steal a car, bitch.
What do you think I've been doing?
You have to go all...
How do I get in there?
What is this location?
I need a car! Can I please borrow your car! Please! Please! I'm gonna die! Maybe I go
to the hospital first. Wait!
Anyone else crying at birds POV?
Please tell me he's not watching this shit show.
Oh my god.
I can do it.
I can do it!
I'm almost there dad!
Just you wait!
I'm almost there dad!
I'm almost there dad!
I'm almost there dad!
I'm almost there dad!
I'm almost there dad!
Fuck! Fuck this fucking ass game! I'm gonna die before I get there! I know I'm going to!
Please, one car!
There's a timer.
Please, please, I come back!
Can you pick a closer location?
Get out!
Get out!
Stop it!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
No!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh my god!
Okay.
Why am I hitting the car?
Why am I hitting the car?
Wait, no way
Wait
No, no, no, it hit me!
AHH!
Okay, we're fine.
Help!
So, um...
What do I do?
What do I do?
Help! Help! Help! Help!
But wait, this one...
Help!
Help!
Help!
Can I stand up?
Help!
Hold five seconds to stand up.
I'm alive!
Wait, do I go this way?
I dare get a car again
First of all, I don't think it's a minus one.
Okay.
She didn't die.
She was just winded.
I'm on my way.
I should have got my car.
Oh my god, this is one of those things where I would have been faster just to get my car,
but I was so lazy and now it's consequences of my own actions because I'm literally that
lazy, and now it's taking longer to get there.
Do I dare?
Get out!
Oh, he ran.
Oh, thank God he ran,
because I don't think I'd be able to.
I can't run.
Wait, get in the car!
What the fuck?
Okay, pardon me.
Hello, Breckers!
Hi, Miss Montt. How are you today?
Oh, splendid.
Oh, that's lovely to hear. Have you spoken to Mickey at all recently?
No, but I will be asking about these rumors.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I will be asking about these rumors you've heard.
No, no, no, Miss Montt, we don't need to do that.
Look, just some people said some things, they run for credit and it's fine.
Who?
Who? Who said something? You?
No. No, I'm sorry.
Was it you who agreed to me the other day?
What did you say?
No, no, no. It wasn't me.
Besides, I said it at the point of this phone call.
I'm calling you to ask if you know any...
Mrs. Sinclair would like to find, um...
Goth? Um... Dami-Mommies.
Do you know anybody who might fit that bill?
No? I don't know.
Goth, Dami-Mommies?
That's... yeah. Mickey's collecting them.
Like, just women or men too?
Tell you what, why don't I patch you into this call?
I actually, listen, I gotta go.
I'm about to see my dad.
I'll talk to you after my-
Oh, oh, you've got to-
I'm gonna die.
I actually am so low on health.
Okay.
Eat.
Eat first.
Okay.
the car.
Eat.
Eat first.
What a location.
Hit the car.
No.
Hello?
hello hello please don't die
Bring your car, Jesus.
Guys, Raymond doesn't know.
Oh my god.
Wait, is it actually down here?
Oh, wow.
This is actually so creepy.
Did you have a bad day?
Okay.
Hello?
I'm scared what is this oh
Hello?
Is this new or has this always been here?
It's so creepy.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, this chat, yeah, some of y'all are actually a little annoying.
a little annoying.
Oh, this is creepy.
What are these things?
This tunnel is crazy.
Um, hello?
Hello?
Hello?
He could have told her to take the car.
He could have let her know.
She doesn't know it was at the end of the freaking tunnel.
Hello.
A mad credo.
Thank you for the 18 months.
Thank you.
There was two locations.
What?
Oh my God, I thought that was him.
Hello!
What's up there?
There's a ladder, right?
That was so scary, what the fuck, why did he do that?
didn't mean to. No, I know. So troll. Hello.
Can you walk through that? No. Poopy.
Hey, everything's to the front, thank you.
What was that?
What was that?
Hello?
Dad, don't make me think of car.
I'm scared.
It's so-
Hey!
Sorry, it took me so long.
It was really difficult to get here.
You know, you could have drove.
I didn't know how long it was.
You could have told me to take the car.
I'm tired.
Do you have a bandaid?
It's been a really fucked up day.
On the day of the rabbit?
Yeah.
I'm feeling like rabbits are bad omens.
I feel cursed today.
I almost got eaten by a shark, and the weather was bad.
Sorry.
I
Do you think I'll forgive you
We're being linked for
Lying to me I didn't lie I
Swear I
I did one session with him, it was just, it so happened to be at the exact moment that
he was released from prison.
But that whole time was one session and I didn't know if it was supposed to be only
in prison or did it count as a second thing outside of prison, but it was all one session.
I wouldn't lie to you.
And what is this in my hand right now?
What do we call this?
What is it?
Fuck.
I believe we call it a phone.
Who's phone?
Oh.
I thought, I thought when you said five meetings, you meant in-person meetings.
I didn't know I wasn't allowed to call him.
I didn't know.
It counts calls as well.
I assumed it was in-person meetings because you said to take a photo of him every time
I see him.
And if it was phone calls, I can't take a photo of him.
So I assumed it was the latter.
Pfft.
Ahem.
So you think...
Shit.
Well, I haven't blocked anyways.
He-he's-he's been...
He's been horrible.
Oh, you have a block. Yes, I do. I can show you. I can show you. I've blocked him twice today
And he's saying crazy things. He's saying I'm brainwashed and then you're after you talk on the phone
Well, yeah, he asked he asked my friend to make unblock make me unblock him and then I reblocked him after your friend told you to unblock
Yeah
And this, um...
I'm sorry.
Um...
Continues to poison that well, yet again.
Making you think that I'm not your father.
Yeah, I thought he was crazy.
And you questioned it?
No, I haven't. I haven't. I told him he was insane and I left.
And I was so mad.
Did I read your text message wrong?
Why don't you read it out loud?
Hey, um,
during my meeting with him,
he mentioned you may not be my dad.
I think he's brainwashing me.
I know that's impossible and it made me really upset.
Yeah, see?
I said, I know that's impossible and it really upset me which is true. What was the delay in the messages between those two?
I'm not even a single minute
It's just it's what I'm saying minutes. I'm slow. I
Didn't lie to you. I wouldn't lie to you
I thought you took after the hair and not the tortoise, but I guess you've been hanging
out with him a little too much.
Okay, who's the tortoise?
You haven't found that out yet?
No, I just, I was confused because I mean you're just so powerful I didn't know who could possibly give you permission or encourage you to give an extension or inspire you to. I don't know.
You sure are making friends in high power aren't you? You don't list the names?
Um, is it Commissioner Dawson?
No, picking of two B's.
Is it, is it Ferrick?
That's one.
And Bailey?
That's the other.
I knew I didn't have to doubt you one second.
Bailey.
There's still a piece of me within you.
An inquisitive mind.
Yeah.
Of course.
They're both the tortoise?
the tortoise or is Bailey or Barrick which one? Neither of them are the tortoise. Oh,
who is it then? What does Barrick and Bailey have to do with this? They're my bosses.
I was saying you were making friends in high power.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those were the two I was listening.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're my co-workers.
Oh.
Co-workers.
Mm-hmm.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's OK.
Just friends, nothing more.
Um, I mean, yeah, friendly friends.
I feel like I really trust your pushing these boundaries that I've set.
I, I just, I thought that Chatti was the only-
Pisting like races.
Isn't Chatti the only problem?
Like no one knows how to get involved.
We just kill him on the 17th.
It's true, no one, no one does have to get involved.
Mm-hmm.
That you involve everyone.
Poof!
How many people have you told about your situation
about your contract?
I, I haven't shared all the details.
I've just said that.
No.
Dad doesn't like my ex.
I told him my dad doesn't like my ex.
Which is true.
And I think that's a normal thing to say to friends.
Right.
When is it going to stop?
What?
When is it going to stop?
The lies.
Not lying.
I thought, I thought the four years
that we spent together, all the time.
To remove that curse from you.
He is removed from me.
Is he though?
Is he really?
It's getting there.
It's getting there.
One step closer.
The day draws near.
Yeah.
And when you are ready.
You will long this mask once again.
Hmm.
I look like it back.
Hmm.
And it's all yours.
If you promise you will not call him, we have four visits and you will finish your contract.
I promise.
I won't let you down. I'm sorry.
You already have let me down though and that comes at a cost.
Who else must suffer?
No one else needs to suffer.
No one needs to suffer.
I'm getting it done and I just ain't telling.
You've been given time.
But you're not as secretive as the rabbit I once known to love, cherished and raised.
You still love me?
You wouldn't leave me, and would you?
I'm trying so hard.
You're trolling hard and let's exceed my expectations.
Derek's got to go, too.
What?
Why?
Why?
What did I say about love?
What?
What?
Love is a lethal weapon.
I don't- I don't love him. I don't love him. He's a co-worker. I just- I need the job.
Well, if you don't love him, it'll be easier, right?
It'll be easier, right?
What can I do?
What can I do?
I told you what you can do.
I already told you what you can do.
Okay, well give me another chance.
I've given you plenty.
I'm sorry.
I'm only doing this because I love you.
I know what's best for you.
Sometimes you need to let go.
You have too many thorns in your side.
I've removed mine.
It's about time you follow in my footsteps and do the same.
Okay.
Thanks, Kitty, for me.
Even when you were little.
No.
I thought you stopped because I thought better.
You stopped because I was better.
I was good enough.
I'm starting to wonder if I shouldn't have ever stopped.
Because you continue to allow poison to seep into your well.
I won't anymore. I won't anymore. I won't anymore.
I won't anymore. Don't worry. Don't worry. I won't I won't anymore. Never again.
I won't let you down.
I love you. Just don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
I remember what I always say, my little rabbit.
I'm always one pop away.
Oh
Please
Dad
I didn't think you'd go after Barrick.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so she was actually abused.
That's good to know.
Oh, I do.
I do. What to do?
Why Beric though? It sounds like he's controlling her emotions and
It sucks being sick during this because I feel like I can't like sound the way I want
the sound. Oh my. Kitty, thank you for the rate earlier. Thank you so much. And Dimlet,
thank you for the 20 get the subs on Twitch and on YouTube. Thank you so much. You did
Great, no, I feel like, I feel like I don't have to do anymore.
I think Raymon quits her job at the courthouse.
I think she has to quit.
Yeah, I don't think she can move in with them anymore.
It kind of leads this way.
He gave her a mask back.
So he said he'd give it back to her when she earns it back.
Burn was the shark?
Are you serious?
He was the shark in the water?
How do I get out of here?
Check it out this way.
Oh God.
The cars won't be there anymore since the server reset.
We got a fall of a seven and commissioner Dawson and we got a we got a we got a throw
them off target somehow.
I don't know what to do.
Oh man.
I don't know what to do.
I don't even think I could get out of here, bro.
Fergus, hey, Fergus.
How do you get in?
There's got to be a way out.
I do feel like I'm going the wrong way.
Can I just re-log and spawn in my- oh.
Okay, it got really bright all of a sudden.
Is this an exit?
Bar? Where is it?
You guys think I can hotwire?
I haven't- I can't. It's impossible.
possible
This is a working car. Why is it so tiny?
Oh my god, it's working
How do I get out?
Wait did burn put that there? Thanks burn
Burn, burn, you put her in a pickle.
Is this the way out?
I'm scared.
Why do I feel like this goes in a circle?
It must be left.
Also really, this is the car you picked.
Out of all the powers you have, this is the one.
Looks like a little marble.
He was screaming?
Why?
Oh, I have to go left.
Oh, my god.
Holy crap.
What am I doing down here?
Oh, my god.
This sewer is so deep.
Yeah, I'm going to watch Burr's POV.
We do clip Q.
What do we do?
What does she do?
I think she has, I genuinely think she has to quit working at the courthouse and get her money back from the house.
Oh my god, it's sunny.
We're free.
Okay.
I need a bandaid bad.
I'm gonna go buy bandages.
I'm just glad I didn't die.
Go get your rental?
Yeah.
We need Barak.
I think she breaks up with him.
I think she, I think this is where she has to end it.
Where is the toolbox?
Oh, there it is.
I mean, they're not like dating, but you know, like...
Like, you know, like, end whatever it is.
I think she also detaches entirely from Chatabox, like, entirely.
I mean, it doesn't help that he's kind of being really rude recently.
I think her mental just plummets here.
I think Raymond goes after seven and Commissioner Dawson to lead him off the trail.
I think that's what we do.
Wait, is this not it?
Oh, it's over here.
Sorry.
Okay, so don't use splints.
Oh, I have to put it in my pocket.
Two.
Don't use the bandages either.
The bandages are fine.
But if she does not agree to everything her dad says and she stands her ground.
Bro.
Raymond has no reason to just decide to stand her ground.
Her brain is broken.
Okay, let's do this.
I mean, at least for now.
The 17th is actually so far away.
I don't really know how it's all going to play out.
But every time we do something, every time we stream,
there's just consequences.
Finally, we're healed.
Do do do do.
I should tell Berek. Um, of course.
He's not even on what hello hey
Hey!
Um, are you busy?
Uh, no, I'm just gonna, I just stepped out.
In the apartment, what's up?
Oh!
Um, I, we have to talk.
Okay, how intense is this, like, we need to talk?
Are you just saying that for like, you know,
it's in giggles or is this like something serious it's serious okay where do
you want to go I'm gonna get away from everybody here yeah I'll get a car
I'll come pick up.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
GGs.
I thought this had little fucker.
I was like, what?
I was like, who hacked me?
OK.
I didn't think he was on today.
That's so funny.
God.
He literally just gone on.
joking. That's actually crazy. I mean, we'll see how Barak reacts to it all. Because who
Who knows?
I don't know how this guy's gonna act.
Who's the tortoise?
I'm so confused.
Dude, I was gonna lose my shit.
I thought it was Bailey.
But then he was like,
He's talking about how I'm making friends with higher ups is what he said.
So I was like, dude, no way is it failing.
I mean, insane.
Kara, thanks for the prime.
Thank you.
Probably Mickey.
Yeah, but I know that.
Well, I'm just going off the base of what you guys were saying.
But Raymond doesn't know that.
I don't know why.
I don't know why Mickey is the tortoise.
I don't understand.
And Timmy, thank you for the Prime, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, well thank you.
Ha, ha, ha.
Because he's slow?
You're joking.
That is not why.
I wonder if I can use this on that armor.
I don't know any plates.
Oh, um.
I'm scared.
It's okay, right?
I think for me, I need to know that I can speak my mind.
Like if we're friends, I will always stand up for you,
but I also will always speak my mind too.
And I worry you're looking for someone that is a yes man
and always agrees.
And I will do anything for my friends,
but I also won't always agree with every perspective.
It has to be okay.
So I have stuff to think about too.
I just think that she could speak her mind,
but it's like what she was speaking her mind about
was defending seven.
I guess it's a little like... not...
I need a change! We've been wearing the same outfit for five years!
Oh my god.
I give up, but whatever.
Probably smells... the sewer fit.
Dearly, Emmy, thanks for the crime, thank you.
I don't know what to do with her.
I don't know what to do there, and it's called Bon Bon.
He never messaged Raymond back.
He said, hey, I hope to catch up soon.
I know it's sudden, but I have so many questions to ask.
I'm going to respond in.
Are they breaking up?
I'm going to try to get her to break up with him.
Wow, potato, thanks for subbing! Thank you.
Fry? Yeah.
I don't know how it's going to go. It kind of depends on how he reacts to things.
Breakup. Well, not literally
break up, but like, you know, like, end things, essentially.
No.
Well, Plata Max, no.
Raymond is not talking to anyone she cares about because she is traumatized and worried that her dad is going to kill them or use them against her.
How much longer is isolating?
Yeah I think we might need a week of isolation.
Disposable friends arc?
Yeah I think we gotta go make friends with disposable people.
maybe we go into sanitation what do we do maybe we come a fisher and we just go
fish for a week.
Fuba art.
Yeah, maybe she just solo spubas.
It'll be a sad couple days.
Unless?
Oh my god, how much longer?
Oh.
Poor Wendy.
Don't worry, I won't tell.
Don't worry, I won't tell.
We work in the prison to become best friends with Carmine.
Uh, Megatron, thanks for the touch prime, and thank you Viper for subbing.
Yeah, I see we probably don't want to talk here.
What'd you say?
Whatcha saying?
I see we probably don't want to talk here.
No.
um, in the middle of downtown.
It's serious.
Yeah, I gathered that response.
It's like how serious are we talking like?
I'm not serious.
Okay.
Okay, what is going on?
I have to quit my job at the courthouse and I need to get my money back from Juno and
I don't think I can talk to you anywhere.
Okay, this is like, this is very, very,
like, sudden, whoa.
I don't believe that we're suddenly, what is, why, why?
Um, well, I um, saw my dad today, and um, he's not happy.
And he brought you up. He brought you in Bailey and he's gonna use you to punish me for lying to him.
And I can't see you there.
You just want to throw everything away.
Is this, is this threatening me?
threatening to use me again soon
that's where we're at
are you on it?
okay
I just got to wrap my head around this.
Okay.
So, because you're lying to him.
No, I didn't even lie.
I didn't even lie, but he's just so particular.
And he got mad because I...
Because you won.
Because I talked to Tratterbox on the phone, and I'm supposed to send photos of Chatti when I see him.
And so I thought since it was over the phone, I wasn't breaking a rule.
And
Yeah
Just knows about you
To what degree
Just know stop me no where he knows me
He knows I care about you somehow. I don't know he just knows everything. He knows everything
and
Now you're a target because of me
How come I eat? Oh there you go. It's like why am I not crossing my arms?
I don't I'm trying so hard to make him happy. I've blocked chatterbox twice. I
think he he goes every conversation I have he's probably listening right now.
He followed me all around the city today like I see him on random buildings
I was like, I'll look in the distance and I can see him just watching me.
And he just has my bunny mask on and he has, he always has a Maltov.
I
My dad stopped hating me when I got better and I was better.
Yeah. Say that again?
I just need to hear it again.
He stopped hitting me when I got better.
He stopped hitting you when you got better.
I was better. I was good enough and I was better.
better when you were good enough yeah and he said if I make another mistake he's gonna hit me
again if you make another mistake he's gonna hit you yeah and you're a target now barry
I don't want to be responsible for anyone else getting hurt
you aren't you're nothing more I am it's me I'm the curse I'm the curse he said
I'm a curse.
You aren't a curse.
I am.
And I just want to be alone so no one gets hurt and I'm going to do my job and I'm going
to kill Chatterbox and I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him and then maybe everything
will be fine and it will be proud of me and I won't get in trouble anymore and no one
I can also get hurt because of me.
Okay, one first and foremost.
Hmm?
You've told several lies since we stepped out of that car.
You have a bad girl.
I don't have a problem with that, but in this case, that's not exactly what I mean.
But, it's important you do not want to be alone.
It's been the past.
It is. I'm just going to take the 100k from Juno.
I need to quit my jobs. I need to go away and just go to the countryside.
Maybe just like pick a fishing or, you know, I went scuba diving today and there was a shark.
shark and the part of me was like, you know, maybe, you know, I was, I was swimming towards
I was swimming away and the part of me went back because I was like, maybe it'll just kill me
maybe the shark will just kill me and it'll all be over with and then I got scared
I think that's so scared.
I'm a coward.
I think...
I don't want you to get hurt.
I don't want you to lose your job.
I don't want you to get involved.
This is exactly what I've been afraid of the whole time.
I think I just need to leave.
You're not doing that.
Can't stop me.
You're gonna stand there. You're gonna cross your arms. You're gonna tell me that you're actually gonna leave.
Are you leaving or are you running away? Which one?
I'm running away.
You are.
Is that what you want for you?
Is that what you want for your life?
Forget about me for a moment. Forget about Chatterbox. Forget about everybody.
Forget that we even exist. Is that what you want for your life?
What if those people are willing to get hurt for you?
that what if that's part of the bargain what if that's part of what you signed up for care about
somebody all that shit isn't free there the second he finds out that I have a house the people he's
gonna burn it down. It's gonna burn it down.
They don't fucking build a new one.
So sweet. What if you die? Can't live with that?
What if Juno dies? I can't live with that.
This perfect future I saw with all of you who isn't real.
It's not in the cards for me.
It is, if you want it to be.
It's just not experience it so you don't know what it looks like.
It's uncomfortable.
It is there.
As long as my father's around, it's not in the cars.
Let me say, let me talk about this guy, when was the first time he laid hands on you?
He said when I was a kid, but I hardly remember.
You don't remember?
You don't remember when he put his hands on you for the first time?
I don't remember.
What was the last time you put his hands on you?
Um, when I left the city four years ago, after I gave the ring back to Chattie and left I, uh, I was still suffering from that brain
bleed and I was put in a hospital I couldn't get out of and he found me there and, um, he did hit me a couple times but I thought
I think there was an accident or something, and I started to, I don't think he meant it, because he was paying for all my treatment and he was teaching me how to be better and to be efficient and smart and witty and just, just everything.
anything I needed to be, but he stopped hitting me a couple of years ago, and now I just do
what I'm told.
I hate disappointing him.
Hate disappointing him or you don't want to get hit again.
I think both things are the same thing I love him he's my dad he loves me do you
Yeah, he loves me
Let me tell you something
Is he gonna fucking suck to hear there's something that I had a reason with you
Nobody that loves somebody
He's gonna lay their hands on somebody they care about like that
You did not deserve it nobody deserves it
I think I deserve it. He wouldn't have done it.
That's not true.
You're a curse.
You're not.
Damn.
You've been convinced that you are.
I still know.
You've probably been talking for too long and you get mad and I just think that I need to go and just
Figure something out, you know
The 17th is so far away
But I can't seem to find a solution
other than to attach myself
real chatty and then
Move on
You think it just ends there
Well, for as long as I'm not involved with anyone else, you can't use anyone else against me.
And it'll just be me and him. I belong to him.
He's blood. And all I have left is family.
Hmm.
Yeah. Yeah. Might be your blood, but it's not your only family. Where do you want to
I think we just have to keep moving well I need to quit my job
we'll figure something out you're not quitting your job
So we gotta lay low or whatever, that's, that's one thing, but it's not a solution.
you think that he's... I shouldn't say it.
Just say it.
Thank you.
No, you don't have to right now.
on your own time. You get the strength to.
Thank you, uh, Dana for something. Thank you.
Sorry, I'm distracted.
Is it okay?
I'm just saying.
What?
Seems like there isn't even any.
Oh.
Can't see anything.
Is there a way to find out if...
He really is my dad.
He's there DNA testing in the city or?
Yeah, for sure.
We can get you tested and I'm sure they can run it against the database here and the database
from wherever you're from.
I messaged him.
This is what I said to him.
I said, well, he messaged me and he said, just one, huh?
Because I said I had one session with Chatty and I sent the photo of Chatty and it was one out of five.
And I said, yes, I try to see him today for the second time, but he's avoiding me.
And then he sent a photo of Chatty.
He was stalking Chatty and he said, I can see that.
And then I said, this is exactly what I said.
During my one meeting with him, he mentioned you may not be my dad.
I think he's brainwashing me. I know that's impossible, and it really upsets me, and it was within the same minute, and he was questioning me, and I met up with him in the sewers, and he was questioning me, and he said, what are these messages about?
Are you doubting me? Do you not believe me? Why was there a gap between those two messages?
And I was like, wait, these messages, these messages, like,
I'm saying what he wants to hear.
And I brought this up because Chatty had suggested it,
and I was so mad at him.
Remember I did it to tell you that yesterday?
How I was like really pissed at him because he was suggesting that he wasn't my dad.
I just haven't stopped thinking about it and I've been trying so hard not to think about
it.
I think it's true.
I don't know how that can be real and I don't know I don't know how to prove it. I don't know what to do and...
You think it's true?
I don't know what I hope it's true anymore.
I don't know, you can get away. Whether he is or isn't your father.
Not acceptable. Any of this should.
Yeah.
We should, at least for your peace of mind, get your DNA test.
Oh.
You're running against the system.
I don't know why.
You get your DNA taken to the hospital.
And...
I just don't even know how to...
You're running against...
I don't even know how to touch him.
Every time I get close to him, he just...
He leaves. He just leaves me.
Is that what you're worried about?
Leaving you?
Do you think he's the only family guy?
Say that again.
Yeah.
So now I'm not gonna sit here and pretend no of the entire story.
Cause I don't.
But what I do know is that regardless of he's your blood or not,
anybody that lays their hands on you like that, it's not your family.
Anyway you draw it on, anyway you dice it on,
Hey, when you put it together, take it apart.
It's not your family.
What do I do?
I think you have to be very careful, I think you have to play as normal, but it's difficult
for me to answer that question because I'm biased, obviously.
I'd for me to be objective in this circumstance.
He did say that when I complete my mission on 17th,
I'll give you my mask back, and so maybe I
can do the DNA test when he gives that back to me.
but that requires
even kills shatterbox
yeah but
he um
trying to
come over the plant
if they can stuff
that's the way they're about to come out of my mouth
It doesn't need to be the most convincing thing in a long time, but just to at least
buy time, the minimum.
It's just with Paul because I know that my dad's going to watch and he said he wants
the mask of my boy.
The chatting wants me just to shoot him in the shoulder,
on the bridge, and then I rip the mask off,
and then I shut him in the water.
You don't need email only bud.
I don't care what people are saying.
You can totally say whatever you want about the characters, it's whatever.
Okay, thank you.
I'm gonna be shot, are you?
Oh, very good.
I told him that.
He's like, well, maybe you can practice at the PD.
Is this house available?
It has been historically in the past. Yeah, but
Will be just a giant tank
Stove
How?
And her house.
Bariq?
There's cows.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's cows.
What?
It says when.
You want a cow?
What?
Have I always been cows?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
There's gotta be horses.
There's gotta be horses around.
This one came out of here to see it away.
The client's acquitted.
I can't believe this guy is...
Um, so, yeah, I think...
Find a way to stay just down.
Yeah, but no one knows that.
I know.
Literally, it's just me, Chatti, and...
There's one other.
I'm pretty sure it might be Bon Bon.
Okay.
I don't know. Um
Is anyone we draw this on? Somebody's
What?
Somebody's getting shot.
Anywhere you draw it up.
But I think I'm trying to think of a way to
minimize the damage.
But he wants to get shot.
He just says it has to be convincing and my dad's going to be there watching and he's
going to see his face.
But, no matter what, when I said earlier, I still mean, like, I think I need to just
distance myself a bit from everyone, so he doesn't focus on anyone else.
It's like one thing for certain is that chatty is getting shot that's a fact.
And I would hate if you got roped into it, you know.
I'd rather be rubbed into it and take the chance than if you walk away and God knows
what happens then.
Maybe we can, maybe we can find each other in the future, maybe when he's not a friend
How do you know that he won't be forever?
I don't know.
I don't know what will happen on the 17th.
Maybe I'll die, maybe he'll die, maybe we'll all die.
By the end of the day, that's when my life is going to change.
That's when everything's going to change.
How will you feel if he dies?
I, I can't help but feel like I need him, I just, I need him, I just, breaking my brain
that he might not be real?
He might not be,
am I the truth?
I don't know.
I'm gonna try to imagine,
What if he does tell me that he's not my dad? What if I find out he's not my dad, my real dad?
If he's not.
Sometimes I think that he's...
Oh, are you okay with it?
I think knowing now that he for sure is going to target other people I care about and get
attached to.
You threatened to hurt me, right?
Just for one more occasion.
Yeah, he said you're in your nets.
I don't think he said he was going to kill you or anything,
but I think he's going to find you,
and he's probably going to torture you or torment you.
Or he's moving to visit you soon.
He'll be at work, or when you head home,
whenever I'm not around.
You'll see him.
I'll be wearing my bunny mask.
I look forward to it.
When you heard anybody else, you got close to him.
You heard China Box before.
If I keep making mistakes and I'll tell you right now, if he finds out everything I've
said to you, I'm fucked.
If he's listening somehow, I'm fucked.
I
What if I told you I needed him her people
What if that was the way out
Get him to hurt people
I'm arrested for something very specific.
Well, I don't know how to coordinate that, Barak.
You've been doing it already.
It's gonna be you or Chattie.
Whatever, there's more than that.
Like who?
More than just me and him.
other people your question you want me to tell other people not saying you
should saying it's an idea I don't even know how he get arrested it he's the
most elusive person I've ever known he'll one second he's on that rooftop and
And then another saying, he's on a mountain and he's just,
just smoke, he's gone.
I don't even know how to catch him unless we were to lure him somewhere.
Unless we were to catch him on the 17th.
Unless I find out who it sounds like the one consistent thing that'll bring him out as you
He keeps mentioning this tortoise and I don't know who it is
At first I thought it was Bailey
because he had brought up that I was making friends with higher-ups and I was like, oh,
like, Derek, and Bailey, and yeah, I was like, oh, are one of them the tortoise? And he said,
no. And he said, you still haven't figured that out yet. So there is someone in the city that is
working with him I just don't know who it is
it's not Bailey
he confirmed it wasn't Bailey
he's the one I did before I'm sure
I'm not talking about that.
Also, when he asked to meet up with me earlier today, it was so far deep in the underground
tunnels that you need a car to get there.
I ran so far.
And I got nothing conscious.
But yeah, but I don't.
And I got nothing conscious, but yeah, but I don't, I'm sure it'd be a different location
every time he wants to see me.
That's fine.
I just want to see him.
You're a better understanding.
At least start to.
Okay.
Uh.
What a market.
Uh, what a market.
Is this, like, um, like, I think it was here?
Yes, I think it was here.
You see that on that?
I do. I know where it is.
I'm sorry.
Very good.
He's kind of killed the rabbits.
He takes their battle wins.
You know it's international bunny day.
It's quite the, uh, it's very unfortunate.
Yeah, I think that's why I've been having a horrible day.
So we have twenty-two days.
Any one days?
It's so far.
That seems far, but I don't come up fast.
I'm worried about Juno. I'm worried about Matt.
I'm worried about all my friends that I went scuba diving with earlier, because my dad was watching.
He knows everyone that I'm hanging out with.
That's he wants to say, I, he just, he looked me in the eyes and told me that he thinks
that's fine.
To be worried about people?
I'm being worried about someone.
Yes, especially because I can't prevent it, Derek.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm not talking about you caring about these people, I'm talking about him watching you
like that.
It's not not what parents do.
No.
I don't know what parents do.
No.
Even when you're a child,
when you're a child, you know very little.
And we know you're left from your right
and you're left from your downs at that point.
So somebody's gonna look after you, but...
not when you're an adult.
I think it's storming because we killed the rabbits.
landing a lot every single day, but you could also be honest about that.
Is this it?
Hmm.
I don't know, like, oh yeah, that's right.
Drive into that tunnel, and then he marked it on that, for Kingdain's location.
And then I walked all the way down here, all the way.
My feet were sore after I was done walking.
I believe it.
My sugar's well soggy.
Feet sore.
It was gross.
Hey, you shouldn't be down here.
You should be down here still haven't got to get you ran all this way all the way that's
That's not anyone.
And then it was to the right, and it was right here, and I was about scared, and he was standing
right here, and I was standing by that wall down there by the graffiti, and then he just
like throws these flares down, and then there's a lot of smoke, and then he just vanishes.
Go, stand exactly where you're standing. I want to stand.
It was like this.
How many times when he talks to you, is he talking to you from an elevator position?
I used to think back, at least the last four times, how many times do you see a level ground,
or is he always above you?
Well, today was the first day I was able to see him in person since I've been back in
the city.
But every time I have seen him, he's always on a rooftop.
Right.
He's always a little bit barn.
He was standing there and he turned around and he took off my mask and he said that when
you complete your mission, you'll get your mask back.
I didn't give it to me.
I do miss my mask.
So sleepy down here.
sleepy gun here. I don't think he'd come back here if he wanted me to see him again.
I'm sure it's going to be different locations every time. He's a smart guy.
Smart. He's very smart. He's so smart.
We're careful
People are careful or frame people are smart generally or not
What does he have to be afraid of?
He's about all the power in the world.
When you say that, what do you mean by that?
What do you mean when you say he has all the power in the world?
A company?
It's a relation to the other thing you told me about.
Burmese?
Yeah.
Yes.
I guess so, didn't you?
But they do, exactly.
And, well, it's a huge company, I'd say.
They sell a lot of weapons.
They will have assassins, they kill people, they torture people, people get into debt and then they lose their lives.
It's a very dangerous company.
I'm just thinking.
I'm just trying to imagine all that.
possible outcomes of this situation.
We're in left of mask on the ground?
Is he?
Sorry if you already said this.
I don't think he did because the server reset she liked the de facto person in this company
What would he feel like the de facto top dog
Where does he fall in this company?
He's definitely higher up for sure
He kept a lot of it stuff
about everything that he owns and responsibilities in the company that...
I try not to question him, because he's getting mad if I cry.
I wonder why that is.
So loud.
Uh, Rene, thank you for the sub.
Thank you.
So loud.
Uh, Brandy, thank you for the sub, thank you.
What's your earliest memory of him?
I have none.
My first time really meeting him was at the hospital.
And I was in the cell and I said, my little rabbit, it's been a cell, I've been looking
everywhere for you.
They paid for all my medical bills, and I was straight to work.
What did you do?
I paid off what I thought was all of Trotty's debt.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars from this war that he was a part of.
So much money.
And I thought I did it.
It took three years.
It took so long.
And then he...
Dad wasn't happy.
He said it's not enough.
He wants me to kill him.
I was allowed to come back to Los Santos. That was my mission.
That's the earliest memory of him.
Yeah.
Um.
My point's not okay.
I hope you know that.
I do think that having a brain bleed even so long ago can still very much so if I could
If I get hit in the head again, I figure something bad's going to happen.
Maybe I'll split again.
Maybe all these went on.
They told me to be careful to wear a helmet, so I've been trying to, you know what I'm
trying to do.
Another reason why I wanted a government job, you know, is just be away from the danger.
get off the streets where do you think you'll be like if you get hit again
I mean I've been hit I think it's more so like
It's like super severe, like if I get shot in the head or if I, uh, come into the ocean
again.
Might have to be significant, but I've been fine so far, I think.
I hope it's something that's severe it will just kill me I don't want to go through all
about anything.
I'm tired.
Can I ask you a separate unrelated question?
I thought it was related.
Sure.
What's your first memory of your mother?
I'm so so so so loud.
I've never known her.
He was the whole time I thought I had a twin, and then I found out while I was gone the
past few years, that we have the same mother with different fathers.
I don't know my parents they abandoned me except I guess I'm grateful my dad came back
It is so loud in here.
What's the other volume?
What are these sound effects?
Oh, it's already zero!
How did you first get introduced to this company?
He brought me there.
Earlier
After he brought you from the hospital
Isn't Eric
I don't know if I should keep talking about this
He's gonna kill us.
me wonders if the car has a tracker
You're the problem.
Anyways, don't you have work to do?
I'm gonna do work all my life. I have priorities.
These days, anyway.
I think I should quit for the illusion.
So he knows that, you know, like, that I'm trying to distance myself or, or no, should I message him if you're like...
I mean, is...
You think it's really gonna believe that?
No.
And he hasn't believed that.
um, a roundabout thing, so you've done the chatterbox.
What'd you say?
He's gonna believe it with me.
I mean, like you said, I'm not doing a...
The roundabout things are not doing things the detailed way that he wants them done, like you said, of a chatterbox.
I'm not sending him the photo.
I think he's not gonna be okay with that. I don't think he's gonna really take anything else.
There is one other person that knows about my dad.
Well, a few years ago, when I left town, I gave Chatty the ring back, he gave me his
mask and I had his mask with me that entire time. And Mickey also had a crazy
day. I'm not sure if breakfast is actually involved or not, but he a few years ago
ended up giving Chattie the mask back. I think my dad was just trying to provoke
chatty or just like, press him out but Mickey knows.
Where's Mickey's head dad? I don't know.
I mean I appreciate him like we've definitely gotten closer
but I don't really know what his deal was with the company. It's very separate. It was very private.
Thank you, Storms and Seb. Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think not.
I don't think anyone else knows.
You're sure?
I don't know.
Not gonna know enough.
Hi, Dante!
Um...
What?
I should use it.
That was your original plan.
What do you mean, you what?
Use the job.
What guy should quit?
Use me, use Bailey.
What?
You got to.
I feel like he already knows too much, like I don't think I can trick him like that.
Don't trick him, convince him.
Convince him that I'm using you.
If you believe it, you will, too.
Okay, see, the problem is...
Okay, America, that makes one.
I was using you to, one, get hired,
because I wanted a government job that had, like, some sort of power,
and two...
You know, to hold attention away from Chattavoss.
I don't want you to get killed anymore.
That was the plan. I don't want you to die now.
I don't want to die either.
Yeah, but see, I can't pretend to use you at this point,
because then, look, exactly what was supposed to happen happened,
where he's now targeting you.
because I was supposed to like pretend to get close to you and then I actually got
close to you and now look at this disaster
what if we did something to convince him that we're not close anymore that's what
I mean I feel like that's why I have to distance myself
Yeah, but. You just backing off as soon as he wants it to isn't near as convincing as
trying to go back and then being pushed away. Don't you think?
Don't say message me about the league tournament. I'll think about it.
Especially if we did it in some way, shape or form where he would definitely see it.
He is probably gone.
I'm just thinking of options.
Yeah.
You take it back to the apartment.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You can be okay by yourself.
You gonna be okay by yourself?
Yeah, it's fine.
The best part about sleeping is
I don't know how to think.
Like, most of us all get to dying.
I'm dreaming.
What do you dream about?
You know, sometimes it's nightmares.
Sometimes, like in a once in a while, I'll have a good dream.
What's that look like?
It's always sunny. It's warm.
I'm surrounded by every person I've ever known and loved.
And they pick me instead of that stupid bitch 7.
And so much food and laughter and music and animals.
A lot of animals.
And it's always sunny.
Nothing will always wake up to rain.
And it's true what they say when it rains at force.
You know there's a second part to this statement.
Not a lot of people know about.
It's the second part.
It's about the storm that brings the rain.
Not a single storm that's ever came.
The history.
This world that hasn't passed.
And faded away.
My smile is dragging.
It's a big thing.
It'll pass.
It's strong.
I can't wait for that thing.
This is so serious and well written. I'm really just being bullshit.
Dude.
If it is like so serious, I actually miss crime.
So what do you want to do for the rest of the day?
I just fucking go back to my apartment and destroy it. I have a lot of things to do. I don't know.
Really?
I don't want to handle all that.
Valorant?
I'm still angry.
I'll probably try.
Let's see how it goes.
I might be avoided for a few days.
I woke up so early and I was like...
Listen, even if you're not here, you're not with me, at least.
If you're thinking of me, it'll be enough.
Every day?
Tonight?
Tonight.
Okay, I feel like
I feel like that was a good time to just tell him everything, well, almost everything, because
now that he's like actually a target, I need to give him some information to work off of.
You know what I mean?
Because I actually didn't, I didn't think he'd actually become a target.
That's actually crazy.
But he's at least no context a little bit to work off of.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, that will you burn. Great. Yeah, great. Thanks, Burn. Alright, where do I live?
Who said you love both?
Uh, yeah, well I didn't think freaking Burn would know.
Alright, where is my apartment?
I'm always watching... oh, A104.
Pre-cap, I missed the whole stream.
Uh, nope, Bottleby there.
Can't sound at work.
I did.
Server reset.
I think it's fine to go along with it.
It is what it is now, yeah, that's what I mean, like I'm very down to go with the flow.
You know, one, oh, two, also, oh, am I one of four, I do this every time.
Yeah, I think he probably thought I wanted to retcon that because a lot of you people
messaged him in chat, but if I were real human, I would have messaged him myself to retcon
that.
I don't need you guys babysitting every decision I do.
Don't worry.
I can handle it.
It's kind of crazy.
Like yeah, I would have messaged him if I wanted that removed.
You all around, sad.
Oh god, what do I do?
What do I do?
Hmm.
Hello.
Hey.
I saw my dad how'd that go horrible
pretty much mad that I talked to you over the phone like he's counting that
as a meeting so this will be my last call for a while but he's also targeting
Barak now so there's that and why would he target bear?
You know, maybe he's just assuming things like you are
Maybe yeah
Anyways, I
I thought a lot about what you said, but I've been really
I said a lot of things.
Yeah, he did say a lot of things, but mostly about him possibly not being my dad.
Oh.
Um, um, I keep thinking what it's possible, I don't, I just,
Do you just need to think about it?
Do you remember your dad from back in the day at all?
So another thing you need to think about here is why else would you think that is your dad?
How can he prove that to you?
When you just found, it seemed to me, it was so lovely.
I came to hear you.
I've been looking for you.
It's so lovely.
Anybody could say that.
But the problem with what he said there is, he clearly found you a long time ago.
he wasn't looking. Whoever this guy is already knew where you were. You were already found.
But when you left, it was his time to pick you up for whatever yuck and reason. That's
That's what I believe regardless of whether it's true or not, the problem is still at
hand.
Yeah.
Um.
It is.
I'm going to have to report this phone call as one of the meetings.
Okay, but when you say-
I'm going to have to do more after this.
Okay.
When you say you have to report these phone calls, what are you reporting?
You're reporting just that we had a call or what we're talking about?
Does that, we had a call at this time.
He doesn't ask what we talk about, he just wants to know exactly when I see you.
This will be the second time, then we'll be three more times.
I think whatever happens on the 17th, he did say that he will give my mask back when I complete the mission.
And I want to get a DNA test on it.
That's what you want to do?
Just need to know.
What if it's not enough to get a DNA sample?
I mean, no matter what the answer is, I don't think I'll be happy, so...
Whatever it is, it is what it is.
I think we need to work on some kind of thing.
Well, what if I tell you that...
That's already on the table.
Are you good?
Will you be willing to wear a piece of jewelry, just kind of cover it up or on your leg?
Then you know that this happens over what up the jewelry I give you
What would you lose important you wear it
If he finds it
People will be close.
What jewelry is this?
It's just an ankle bracelet.
Is it a special bracelet?
Yeah.
Very special bracelet.
I like bracelets.
It's very expensive.
I doubt it.
It kind of is.
You're broke.
I'm not broke.
My bank account doesn't mean I'm broke.
I'm rich in spirit.
Alright, now the question is, do we do this before the 17th?
Okay.
Open up.
Oh, guard down.
You're gonna do what you need to do.
You're gonna take my mask off my head.
You're gonna kick me off that bridge.
You go do your, deliver your trophy.
But you need that bracelet on before all this happens.
Okay.
You can do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had talked to a friend that was opening up to me about being abused or having an abusive
family member.
And I thought about that a lot.
And when I saw my dad today, he said, he threatened to hit me again, but I disappointed him again.
Because I messed up that's why he's going after other people I know not just you
You know this whole time. I thought it was because of your debt and maybe because like
You owed him or maybe it wasn't enough
But maybe it's just so much more than that
Hey, see is the love you get
And he doesn't like it.
Yeah, maybe you are right.
I'm not happy about it though.
I don't know if I'll ever be happy.
I said the same thing.
I said the same thing when you left, but I was wrong there, too, but I think you're doing
the right thing, cups, because your friend that told you that is putting you in the
right direction because that's something I should have did a long time ago.
That's why I broke when you left.
or being weak and you're not going to be weak and that's good.
If it were weak, this phone call wouldn't be happening right now, would it?
You just know that.
Oh, here.
I had a gift for you.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe I just care.
Okay.
Is there anything else you want to say because I'm going to have to report this.
Um, I'm proud of you.
I don't know what to say to that.
You don't have to say anything.
Okay, report the phone call.
Bye chatty.
Three calls left.
Bye.
Call.
Oh fuck I hung up.
Alright.
God, how depressing.
Everything sucks.
This game sucks.
Was it 14 minutes?
I wish I was higher up.
It's so loud.
Is it show the timestamps?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't show the call in the...
I guess I don't have to say that, as I'm walking out.
It's like a 14 minute call.
Hold on, Mika.
14 meeting 2 out of 5 at 9.
26 PM.
14 minute call.
He's going to be like, you lied to me.
It was 14 minutes and 36 seconds.
would take photo would take photo but it was a 14 minute call.
There you go.
I want to make us pissed he wants to go outside.
Thanks for the reason.
No, I didn't do the tarot card reading. Everything got real serious today. I didn't think it
I was going to get serious, but I got so serious.
I know, it's the day of the rabbit, yeah, of course, of course.
Is it clip cue time?
I can't decide if I want to end stream or not.
It is 9pm. I'm depressed.
This gameplay sucks. Everything's depressing and sad.
She wants to kill herself. I don't know what to do anymore.
Everything's so sad.
It feels so bad for everyone involved. What a horrible life.
What a horrible life.
I depressed you like messy. I'm sorry. This is deeper than messy.
there's like abuse and manipulation and traumatic events happening. Hello? It's not even messy at this point. It's just sad.
We're not retconning the abuse.
We're gonna roll it.
I don't know if we should play Valor.
Burn POV will make you feel better?
No.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so funny.
Thank you.
Thank you.
chips at the front. Thank you, Shell Shell. Thank you, Charmines for five gifts
that earlier. Thank you. Max kitty time. Dude, I genuinely am so sad. How can I just
go hang out with Max and Katie. They're gonna ask questions. They're gonna ask
questions about what happened.
Vallo, Vallo, Vallo.
He's got ignore everyone. Yeah, I kind of like the idea of her just becoming a
fisherman and a scuba diver and just avoiding everyone for a day under cover again just to think.
What about Wendy?
Yeah, what about Wendy?
What about Wendy?
What do I do about Wendy?
She's not a disposable friend.
or ex-adopted daughter.
You know, maybe Valo will get my mind off of things.
I'm so sad.
I think this is the saddest RP day I've ever had.
I don't think I've ever been more sad.
Well I do have recency bias.
A. A, you okay?
Not a long day.
You do not sound okay.
I'm not.
What happened?
My dad's gonna kill everybody.
Your dad is gonna kill everybody?
Oh, sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
You're okay. It's fine.
He's gonna...
You're fine.
You know, just...
Just be careful.
He's just going after people I love.
Okay.
And I love you.
Listen.
L.
I love you.
Ray, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, if you're trying to tell me this because you want me to get away from you because you feel like I might get hurt I
Don't understand what's happening, but I'm not I'm not gonna
Leave you alone to whatever the fuck is happening right now
I'm being for real, Ray.
No, I believe you, I believe you.
When I think of something, when I think of a plan, I'll let you know.
Okay.
That's all that's watched.
Well, so if you see a man with a bunny mask, my mask,
maybe it's a Maltov or a lighter or a fire,
whatever it is, a lantern, maybe even a candle.
That's my dad.
He likes to be on rooftops,
maybe in the distance of the mountains.
He's always watching.
I'm gonna say this right now. I've been stalked by the faceless and a whole
other slew of things that are always listening to me, always watching me, and
I'm still here. Whatever is happening to you right now, you're not alone. In fact,
It sounds like they want you to think that you're alone.
If I lose you.
If I'm the reason why you can't hurt.
I don't know what I'll do.
The thing is, I get that. I get it.
but I'm risking myself because I care and I feel like in situations like this
being isolated is the worst thing that you can be. It seems like I don't I don't
know understand what's happening to you. I can tell something by the sound of your
voice but the last thing you need to think is that you are alone and by
telling me right now that your dad wants to kill people or that wants to
hurt me that's not pushing me away. In fact, that's getting me even closer to you and wanting to help
you because I wish I had someone when I was going through everything. I'm not leaving. If you need
my help, you just let me know. I love you, Al. I really appreciate it and I appreciate you so much
and I feel like I took our friendship for granted so many times. I'll never do that again. Never.
I love you too. Are you gonna be okay? Yeah, I have a headache.
Okay, I was just um calling to let you know that I probably wouldn't be able to go scuba diving,
but I promise I'm not going to try it without you. So whenever you are up for it, I am down to
if you want to talk, if you want to come up with a plan, if you want to distract yourself.
I can do whatever.
Let me know.
All right. Bye.
Okay.
Um, about that.
We're getting scared, bad.
I can't see it.
Hey, you're ripped.
Thank you for the five get-tins.
I need to turn the lights off in here.
Swirls. Swirls laid on ground with fork.
Oops.
Lint.
The tube pile with porn.
Stabs.
Lint.
The pile with porn.
He's not going to eat the lids, it's not going to eat the lids.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what
Where the frick is Kirby?
Everything's in shambles.
I haven't decided yet.
Lola Reyes, thanks for the prime, thank you for the gift, thank you so much for hanging
out.
I know I pissed you off, I know you pissed me off.
I know some of you are so weird, but I love this shit.
I just, I always want to reiterate thank you so much to those that are understanding that things have to develop that you know she has to be a shit character sometimes.
And bad things have to happen for good things to happen, or for good things to have an impact, bad things have to happen.
I'll be slower and yeah, 17 feels so far.
feels so far. Fire. Are you streaming tonight?
I think so.
Look at you.
I streamed a little bit of the rest thing for like 20 minutes.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Alright, one second.
I'm not done.
puts stabbed lint pile in pocket
grabs kitchen
kitchen
It's Jin Scissors that's off the strand of rug.
It's a little bit of a mess.
It's a little bit of a mess.
It's a little bit of a mess.
wraps, wrap, spring around it, wrap, spring around it, lies, dense,
What?
What?
Hey!
That's
that's
a little
tiny ball.
It should walk it.
Wait before we do that.
I will!
What's your ball?
That, meant for, imagines, when not, is a bow.
That, meant for, looks, like, cute, tiny, head.
Yeah.
Let's...
...av...
...in pocket.
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's her Wilson!
Where... where are you?
Where are you?
I don't know.
Oh man, is that...
I'm searching.
All right, the stack is Archon, Fire, Abe, and Curvy.
Where is every, are they in the lobby without me?
No, nobody's here.
Oh, okay, I'll wait.
All right, I have to remember she's got a lint ball in her pocket.
You want it handled internally?
Presses, forehead.
Start slamming? No.
Thank you for subbing thank you stay up for the crime.
I know the neighbors are ruining this.
We'll do a clip queue next time.
Tomorrow's Sunday, right?
Okay, what if we do a big clip cue tomorrow morning or whenever I get up
before?
Sleep Jesus, I can just go out here. I'm alive.
Yeah, you're not even the last one
You know when someone says right now gotta make it quick
Yeah, I did say right now
Even our color coming perfect
I'm jumping in the range. I've got to practice and take take your time.
Bathroom's so icky.
Bath time for a lid to fall.
I have some water to boil it, Acer.
It's tiny
Paper people
Not me making myself cry
Lines up toilet paper people with lint bow head.
It's under heat.
It pulls out a tiny rock.
Do you guys use push to talk on discord?
I do, yeah.
I talk on mute.
Listen, if you don't talk on mute or use-
Push to mute.
Push to mute?
Yeah, like add a key button for that.
Doesn't that use to be a thing?
That's so much effort because I have to constantly push the button to stay muted.
So I just use the push to talk.
Isn't that used to be a thing?
That's so much effort because I have to constantly push the button to stay muted.
Mmm, that's just a push the top.
But that's so much effort because then you have to click it at all.
That's why I toggle, I put toggle mute on my mouse button, my side mouse button,
so I just press it once and then I'm unmuted for as long and then I mute it again with my mouse button.
Okay, I like that, I'm gonna do that.
I am a very high sense player.
High sense?
I wish.
I am a very high sense player.
sense player? No, I'm a very high sense player. High sense? I wish. I wish I could have that
control at high sense. I'm at 1600.35. Oh, that sounds so painful. Yeah, I'm crazy high sense.
What are you?
Hey, can I miss 800 and point?
I range from like 0.2 to 0.25.
Yeah, like I'm on my double year, so.
Yeah.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Abe's coming.
He sounds so surprised with the fun.
I'm a method actor.
Oh my god.
You don't even know what Ray Ball's going through right now.
You don't even care.
He's playing with toilet paper bed in the bathroom.
right crying in the club right now huh hello hey what up it's time to battle
yeah it's been so long yeah it was your fault my fault that's fire I shouldn't
That's a lot but I heard it went real bad without me.
I mean we recovered in our
our follow-up games.
We did recover. Blau did try getting a last word in
today or yesterday whenever it was and I had to hit him with that we started
winning after you left.
I will stay alive. Fuck it. Classic Blau.
I
No wonder you guys were on a loss. Are you a player?
No, he used to be good though, remember
No, I'm not gonna lie
It was actually I lied last time
Yeah, last time when I was trying to get you guys to replace me for blout I I lied
He lied like that. I like guys
So much he hit immortal
I think he hit immortal once during beta, but that's before like I think like a sendin wasn't a thing
I don't even know if diamond was a thing. I
Think our problem is that we had like our comps were always back. So you would have like three dualists or something. Oh
Does he study was he in Salah King jet? Yeah
Yeah.
Classic.
Yeah, literally.
Classic, classic, wow.
Maybe you like alcohol, right?
I love alcohol.
Oh my gosh, Ray.
Fucking evil.
I was gonna ask.
We should do a rip and sip stream because I just got sent a bunch of 30th anniversary by someone.
What?
Yeah, I got like I'm not like I have a lot of who I want to the homies will
shut them out during the stream wait I want to buy some no we're gonna rip we're
gonna split it and rip it on stream okay you're getting a drink what if it
ruins the cards on accident what just don't spell just what if you're drinking
how do you know you just won't spill?
Like I think that's a risk, you know?
Well, keep the drinks away from it.
We'll take the shots, put the glasses down,
like away from the cards, you know?
I think drinking around the cards is such a bad idea.
But I've never spilled anything before.
Really? I'm a very responsible drink.
I'm not.
I don't trust my life.
I'm starting this conversation with Larry.
What if we just keep well, what if you keep your cards separate from my cards?
I don't want to spill on my cards.
Like we'll just we'll be responsible for our own cards.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
How about we just not drink while you open the car?
Well, you're an alcoholic, man.
You were the one that asked me if I like alcohol.
Yeah, I did, but I didn't think he'd want to open cards and drink.
Are we drinking now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, I walk out to the kitchen right now. I can't I can't do
Oh, yeah fires live for the first time ever. Oh sure fire you stream. I didn't know you're a streamer
I hear a guy
Okay, um
Hey, we are planning like a friend drunk gaming day
Okay. Yeah, in the future. Yeah, I'm starting right now. I'll be right back. No, not. Yeah, we, yeah, we do.
All right, I'll get my, I'll get my alcohol.
Wait, I'll say what I said before. I only drink the hard stuff. Yeah, I got a, I got a, I got a two liter bottle of
of a big goose in the kitchen.
Curvy only drinks Mike's hard lemonade.
Listen, if I'm going to drink it, better taste good.
That's what he meant by the hard stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if I'm feeling exceptionally edgy,
Mike's harder lemonade.
Ooh.
Oh, crazy.
I know.
Crazy, crazy.
Is there a Mike's hardest lemonade?
No.
Not to my knowledge.
I would buy that.
Wait, so what is the percent difference between hard and harder?
Let me find out.
Okay.
I'm here, but I'm deafening.
What about you?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Okay.
I'm fine.
You're fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Okay.
Okay, I'm here, but I'm deafening Hello chat. Welcome to a crumb of valor. I'm your host
Valkyrie. I'm so emotionally sad and tired because of GTA. I'm so sad. Surely a crumb
of valor with friends will help get my mind off of these things. I don't even know how
to fix her life. I feel like her life is just ruined. I think her life is over. I actually genuinely
don't know how to make her happy. No matter what, she's getting hurt. You know what I mean?
Every single situation sucks. I fear I've overcooked.
I fear, I fear it's, it's affecting me.
Whatever that night happens though, I'm going to get fucked up.
So you're not actually kidding me.
I've been like 18 months.
Now I got an apple.
I chose to be an adult.
I'm so proud of you.
You're fasting.
Don't do it.
Yeah, it's going to be so bad.
Guys, I think I would have picked Viper here.
Thoughts?
Oh, my God, I'm surprised.
I don't have the emotional capacity to deal with you today.
Yeah, I think I'm not that active.
Just not just method.
I'm out of juice.
Who's live?
Valkyrie is live.
Fires live.
Kirby's live live.
Abe, are you live?
I am live.
Arkhan, are you live?
Yeah.
We're all live.
This is rare.
Whoa, this is crazy.
But this never happens.
Ew, I'm in extreme.
Ew.
Also, can we just appreciate the fact that, like,
the group got together in, like, 15 minutes or less?
I feel like when dealing with streamers,
it's like you're waiting an hour minimum.
I was thinking about it when I got home.
I don't like that.
all of you just wait for me to invite like why would you invite me to play
wait what are you talking about I've been asking you the past like you're the initiator
oh my god I'm the glue that's not true I'm sorry what I'll say it yeah I won't be the
reason games won't start and I won't be the reason that games will end I will stand by
that okay noted I'm just not gonna invite you guys until you invite me deal
I do I'm gonna check it what do you mean by that
I'm gonna fucking are you gonna make this lobby yeah I mean I was listen while
driving home tonight I was like are we not played in like five days but in
reality was like a day or two day by the way yeah you know I was like it's
I'm just gonna hit him. I'm hitting him.
Even Silo wasn't shot.
Like he's itching, too, but it's pissed he's big charm.
He made for him.
Silo said he's down to play any time tomorrow.
Wait.
Tata, Tata, Tata, Tata.
On the day of the warden?
Tata, Tata, Tata, Tata, Tata, Tata.
Tomorrow?
Fast day.
I'm gonna die soon, GDs.
For the...
For the...
For the loss.
Huh.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
Cat.
Herman.
Kirby.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
We're in the room.
We're in the room.
We got flashed so hard.
104, Herman.
One enemy.
One shot.
Nice.
Wait, Abe, you are the reason why we win.
Whatever, Brad.
I can hear them.
I think we won a single first round pistol
in like fucking 10 games last time.
No, we genuinely suck.
Sorry, we made it.
Abe, we are the same, but you're better, OK?
If it's everywhere I go, I see you.
Oh my god, I'm the glue.
Abe's the glue.
I normally pick tiles.
Into the unknown.
It's me.
I'm the glue.
You're not the glue.
Who's the glue?
I'm the glue.
You eat glue.
Ditch.
Why don't we talk?
We seen them anyway?
You don't think you can do that again?
Oh, wait.
You're outside market.
He's up there.
you're remaining.
He's up for you.
Oh, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't.
All right.
He's planted side.
Bike planted.
He's only grabbed my specter, Heaven.
Thank you, thank you.
How do I make myself happy?
Anyone have advice on how to be happy again?
Happens from method acting or from like actual problems?
No, no, no, no.
I genuinely made myself depressed today from RP.
So, sell your gun?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, so you're trying to undo the depression you got from RP today?
No, I realized my freaking character, everything is awful.
That just means that you're like you're just a really good role player and you're an empath if you're feeling depressed
I wrote right now right and no, I literally made myself cry when I made her make meatballs in her apartment
No
Order hot dogs
Wait, you're right
one enemy remaining we haven't even seen any of them they're all dead
grab guns grab guns grab guns I'm never playing ballo without you again
I didn't even do anything that round
I got my for this dude. I'm just saying
Is you play sober we have nobody else that plays in the shade so I am the reason
wait but there's a spot on the tree
I'm gonna get you in there
don't worry, don't worry it's fine
okay
they won't have armor
this is enough
smoking mid?
oh my god
he had armor?
what's the math like?
no one is with him
fire on the airlock okay
Oh, fuck's trash.
Whoa, we don't even need to warm up. This is weird.
I didn't even think...
Wait, are you guys trying harder because you're live? Be honest.
What?
No, I'm actually like, nervous.
What?
You didn't even have to go for the live.
You're nervous?
Wait, maybe you're like me, your heart rate goes up, you start saying you panic, and then suddenly you hit shot.
Honestly, this is like...
I've been, I've been spectating Russ for the past like, two and a half days.
I'm actually like being active and doing something. Oh,
cuz you're you're not even playing. You're just watching.
Yeah, I'm in like, yeah. Yeah.
Oh. You hear anything? Yeah.
We're grabbing orb right now.
I'm going to get you.
Fire.
No, I know what you guys left
in this situation. No.
I would never I would never
put you in that situation. I
bet you were in that situation.
You were part of it. weren't you?
I
So sorry and for the crime. Thank you
I think.
There's someone. He's going to
flash. He's going to flash. I
think he did.
Yeah, he did.
I don't know.
They're leaving, I think.
140 chamber.
No way.
I was just new.
I'll stay here.
No, they're here.
They're melting it.
Fuck that.
Second again, no.
I haven't even tried it.
I just stick to what I know.
What is elephant in fire stream?
Uh, it's curvy elephant in fire vow.
Wait, fire, your Twitch is fire underscore Val?
Yeah, we got one in your challenge.
Well, every time. OK, I don't read the last part of the name.
But it's crazy that you don't even stream it.
Here is the shot.
She says she doesn't see you.
No, I see the first half is fire.
Honestly, that's not that bad.
Leslie didn't know my twitch name.
OK, to in her defense, it used to be a different user.
I was confused as to how I didn't get the kill because it was like point blank.
Can I buy a brookie?
Archon! Hey, request.
Need a drop. Thank you.
Hey, this is so bad. I'm so sorry for going to where you are.
I will learn, I promise.
It's just a bad habit.
you see check bro. Hey yo, uh Brokey here. Oh, hey Brokey, request please. Oh, I'm capped.
I buy a brookie.
Phone's just there.
It's okay.
Always request.
Broke boy.
So what was up for mid?
and
Okay
Wall sound
Oh, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
I'm not deserved?
Um, OK, first of all, you keep peeking garage
and dying the same way around.
What our kind of saying is, you're
not expecting him to die.
He does not.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Nowhere to run.
I got deleted this.
Spike down A.
One is upper-mid
Yeah
Yeah, well they grabbed it
Hey one enemy remaining in the dark still bomb. No, they grabbed it
Take his ace
Happy for you, but I wish it happened to me
You know this was my warm-up game sorry this is my warm-up game
get a little toasty worry someone's got to do it
Oh, chat's right. I can blame pain. Oh, yeah, wait, is the server right or no?
Yeah, I'm the only ease. You're good.
We'll definitely be siden.
One more on the left, Almond.
Oh, Bull House?
I'm in the next one.
I don't deserve a kill.
What about that?
Well, let me have him in the middle.
I got him, right?
I believe in you.
Guys, I've decided I'm doing the crosshair of the game fine.
Last round in the half.
Save nothing.
Okay, I know this is waste bait and I'm not falling for it.
Kirby, we're better than this.
We're not falling for his obvious bait.
Let me guess, you're not gonna play this game for the first time?
I would normally agree with you.
But when we look at the scoreboard, and we're at the bottom knowing full well we're gonna
get carried, he might be on to something.
This might be the time.
I
Hey
Joe scobbers on site
No, I fucking suck. No, last player standing. Fight planted. Get out of my way. One enemy
remaining. I think that's not my tree. Come on, trace your tree. Oh, I thought it was
tree and then the window broke so I thought he went to heaven. That's my bad. No, it's
my bad I triggered this one I'll go one yeah I was like how the fuck is this
jet still alive despite being scared for like fire is it cuz you're live no
it's cuz I want to get like another six I'm not even kidding
I got one and I body spend him and stream right now.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's
They love feet
two cheats, two cheats, two cheats, two cheats, one heaven.
I
Could die so I could see it
I don't have my everyone just has my crosshair because I'm gonna be honest some
of the crosshairs I've seen before when it's not set that way just blow my mind
sorry what'd you say I don't see anyone's crosshair but mine oh I have it
that way so I don't know I've seen some crazy crosshairs like concerning
I'm gonna force cuz I think we're confident. I think so
We won't lose this round. I think we're confident
You just say they love
one's a cubby. Right side. Oh my gosh.
Don't scare bro. It's not like I'm in there too. Or what Phoenix was there?
Where is it?
One A, the other one probably B.
Let's go together. You guys are going to be 3v1s somewhere.
Oh, both of them are A.
Last player standing.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
One enemy remaining.
I should sip a water.
last round playing close had all bombed out like
like worst-case scenario for them wow that was the best warm-up ever do you have to change the
servers or no sorry I pressed no it's not golly only it's a bun
I think maybe some central and then mostly west.
Those are the people who are playing on west.
Stay on west.
So the question becomes when do you go to the doctor for your call?
I feel like I never I feel like what is it?
A sunk cost policy where I feel like I've spent so much, so much.
I'm not going to doctor.
I feel like it'll be a waste if you just get out.
You know what I mean?
Has it gotten it?
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
Better. It's just been four weeks.
Home.
Also, I know I'm causing it to stay by streaming too much,
drinking too much caffeine, not sleeping.
You know
Yeah, I'm prolonging it. I don't shut up. I also don't know how to stop streaming
Cosmo problems, and that's okay. I'm aware of it
We're just we're agreeing that we all cause our own problem. Oh, okay
match. That wasn't a personal
attack. Okay, the fact that we
said that at the same time was
funny. That was crazy.
I'm thinking about doing Viper
thoughts. What we just
created. Yeah. Thank you.
asked I thought you because I didn't actually hear what you said I thought you were asking
should you play someone other than Viper Kirby are you kidding me out you what are you tooting
me out no no okay listen this is gonna sound real stupid I was reading I was reading chat
and for whatever reason when I read I can't hear people okay I just to be honest sometimes
That's you know, you don't you love when I yell at you
What yeah, what the fuck?
provokes me to get yelled at
No, I don't want to be smiling. You can hear it. I don't want to get yelled at. Yes, you do
I'm sensitive. I don't like being yelled at
Okay, and someone as someone who's relatively new to this environment
I will say Abe knows exactly what the fuck he's doing and intentionally gets yelled at knowing full well
that Ray doesn't actually mean anything by it.
Exactly.
You don't know me.
Except I have meant it sometimes.
I mean, there was one time where he was like threatening to, cause we're in like the same
apartment and he was threatening, he was sick one day and he was saying that he was going
to cough on my door knob and it pissed me off so bad.
Was this four weeks ago by chance?
No, this is a while ago.
Wait, Abe?
You've been saying four weeks ago
No
Actually, okay be honest. Did you ever cough on my door knob be honest? No
You said you do that multiple times in different. Yeah, I'm actually gonna do it. You think I'm actually deranged. Yeah
Even if he did there's no shot he would ever admit to it
I know. Listen, it's more real.
That's that's more real.
It's like it's more realistic that you would do some like that out of spite
than some than I would.
I wouldn't actually do something like that.
Wait, wait, can we stop?
I see.
First of all, I'm a grown adult.
Yeah. No, you would have to do something really bad for me to do that.
Go see. OK.
Oh, I've lost. See.
Walk in for maybe.
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
Abe, I got a follow.
fires call here. Nothing. See.
Oh my god. I'm caught. 26.
Fortunately, I cannot get in there. I can go see. Yeah.
Two eight. Two eight.
One on two. One on three.
Uh, chamber is close.
Yeah, push and push and push.
Where'd he go?
Yay!
Is that some waterfall?
Beyond waterfall?
I don't know, I should not be.
One heaven, two.
Heaven.
Oh my god, all three.
Yes! Our god!
Wait, we actually won pistol two games in a row, who are we?
This is crazy.
My bandit's never done that.
My bandit shoots a Narnia after the first bullet.
I hate so many people.
Yeah, out of panic.
I know.
Oh, no, those are all the people that hit me.
You're stuck with apples.
Yes, I agree.
Caramel apples.
You say if they're green.
No, that's weird.
Caramel apple, green caramel apples are so good.
Hmm.
Wait, I'm on site, I'm on site.
Oh, ahhhhhh!
Spike down A.
Got you, got you, got you.
Oh, he pushed me.
Wonder what my Nade was.
I just got robbed.
Last player standing.
Nice try.
What it was all a fluke I tell you it definitely was a
Thank you for the reset. Thank you so much. Oh man, this is the worst feeling
Yeah, I just want to say fire. I fucking hate this. You always call the strat on this map whenever I play with you
I fucking hate this. It always works and has a hundred percent win rate
Every single time he says it's 90% success rate
and it's like a 30% success rate.
Wait, what was the play?
Just rush A?
No, you flashed B before my log B.
Oh, yeah.
But we always walk off.
Why do we do this?
I see nothing A, by the way.
Oh, OK.
Just in a school.
OK.
It's a blind, can't help.
Huh?
Is someone talking to me in a slush or someone else?
No.
Chamber has outlaw here.
Oh, OK.
K-Push, here.
Yeah.
Nice.
What?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
anymore. That's so weird, no?
I have the spark.
My grandadjus?
Ew.
My pleasant. My old man does carry my body.
I don't think he's behind me right?
Oh this is good, this is good, this is perfect.
Yeah, you're good.
It's behind me.
No, it's the other side!
Why, he doesn't think you're on the left?
No, I fucked up.
You might have cleared some waterfalls down, I guess.
Wait, but you wouldn't think she'd play here?
What?
The other side of the...
The other side, like...
Here.
My corner, yeah.
They're only looking at me this way.
Yeah, I would think that, but...
Whatever.
People are weird in this game.
It's a fluke.
They played 2C that round.
I was so scared, and for no reason.
I was close, he was from my company, Waterfall.
Minji, go for the Prime.
I'm going to take this.
Thank you, Sherlockus.
I'm flashing.
Anyways, this is on YouTube.
NBA.
Curb you.
I hate you.
My ult is ready.
Face your fear.
I
Was going in
Um, is this the same?
No, no, that's not it.
Can you curve your flash right here?
Behind this wall?
Actually, you can do it in front of this wall, dude.
Yeah, just make sure it doesn't hit us.
Okay, stop fresh.
That's a lot.
I just came.
You're right.
Oh, no.
Um, Neon's on site by the way.
Nice.
Omen has scattered somewhere.
One enemy remains.
Uh, Roslin?
Roslin?
Thanks for the prime. Thank you.
I have stairs.
I'm not sure.
There's.
Great. Did you know that you never learn to save correctly?
Aga, that's why you're always miss.
Well, that's why I'm serious.
Yes.
Nice.
All right.
We're going to get Aga.
How do you think the five gifted subs to the people
thank you so much.
I satcheled instantly.
I don't know how I didn't see Phoenix.
Oh, god.
Anyone have funds to spare?
Please.
He probably just, he probably just nice.
Abe, can I get a buy?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go again.
Abe, the only one not covering map.
What?
Oh.
Who said that?
Give me the name.
Nope.
No snitches.
Okay, chamber chamber is like left
Oh thanks down, but chambers here too. I think we go back a I think we go back a
chamber tp day by tree chamber tp around tree
chambers a I swear I heard the tp a
Yeah, it's not going anywhere. So one seven one seven
One enemy remaining breakable
No, I believe you
Maybe maybe I saw wrong I
Believe that I'm no snitch, but but there was no believe me in my chamber call
You know by
I do fire can buy
Yeah, classic turtle.
I'm gonna go, Jake.
Oh, there's special opening.
You see one?
Fuck.
One more, one more. Two more.
Nice.
You stay?
Chamber and I think two flanking A.
Yeah, you hold the flank.
I don't see anyone.
I
Last player standing there's onsite
My LG
I'm calling you a liar. You said we'll never end because of you. First of all, I'm pretty
sure I ended it last time, didn't I? No, it was a plan. I haven't mapped over on. Wow.
Are we sending it?
Yeah, I'm in Zara alone.
Yeah, at least faith in yourself.
They're finding it.
Slowed.
That is from way over the year.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm fucking up all the time!
One point failed.
Be brave.
Yeah, one plank, one plank.
No, no, no, no, no.
Love.
Dojo.
Thanks for subbing.
Jokes over.
You're dead.
Don't walk.
Look just like Ray.
Do not say I'm like Ray.
No.
Probably.
No.
Don't say that.
117.
Alyssa healed.
North.
He's OK.
Nice.
Don't worry.
I didn't want to kill.
I'm staying at one.
Oh, you're good.
It seems these strangers want to see the LJ.
Yeah, no.
No.
I can't put that on the screen.
How many questions is that?
Well, because I told you that I can't play too long.
So...
Okay, well I think that too long is like six games.
That's too long.
I literally told you one or two games.
Wait, did you?
Hold on, let me see.
Wait, did I?
Oh gosh.
Do not edit your messages?
He said okay, but I can't play too many.
You won't play, let's play.
That's what he said.
That's what I said.
Dropping smokes.
There's a tear on the ceiling.
Back side.
Turn on the light on water.
Kirby?
He's helping.
Alright.
That's why I got scared friends
Why'd I get curvy I doubled my
Fucking face
Double you variety
Fire when it was fighting Phoenix and waterfalls and I went to go swing
I knew you wanted to swing I helped
Me?
We're gonna fight, eh?
If we're gonna all fight it.
Double E variety came in, right?
L, D, T, A.
That's why they're so easy, right?
Let me...
Well, we can just wait until you don't let me peek through the mouth.
I think this is my chair sliding and I'm crooked.
You know, that's like, last, like, behind this?
My first game was so good.
How could he cost up?
Oh, come on!
I ran into Kirby and I couldn't walk to the right.
Uh, Emil thinks if I get that on YouTube, thank you.
Oh, I don't know this far.
Don't worry, defense is better.
Okay.
Get me a flakier.
One thirty nine, Neon.
I have improved, I swear.
This game is on fire.
I can do is sparing people through smoke yeah, I got hit last round before the switch
And hold this chamber is pushing everyone
What do you want me to flash?
I just discovered I keep changing lights on my keyboard.
Let's just go this guy's peeking and we kill him.
Whoa.
Don't kick the ground.
Whoa.
Since when could it do that?
Hey, that's so sick.
What?
What?
Oh, nice.
Let's go.
Um, fate is around here somewhere, right?
Door open. Careful.
There's two here. I should just go to A, right?
It could be, yeah.
Yep.
Alright.
One enemy remaining.
I
Mean
No, I'm fine. I'm ready. No, I'm we believe
Why are you guys like this?
Confidence.
No, no, no, no, that's not confidence.
That's foolishness.
No, no, no.
Do I sound like that?
Do I sound like that?
Wait, I'm never speaking again or breathing.
Yeah, more of that.
No, no, don't do that.
Okay, get off my site Abe.
I'm taking you.
No, not anymore.
Okay, I'll leave you here, but you're gonna die.
Watch a manifesto.
What?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna run it down.
That's not your first time.
Alright, how's he?
I'm sorry.
See.
Okay.
I'll put up a smoke. Wow, they are scared. They're in. Are they in? Yeah. They're reloading.
One site, three back site.
One more.
I have an enemy.
He's inside, he's inside.
He's out of here.
I have a player.
Uh oh.
Ava's so toxic for calling LG.
I agree.
That's just so against gamer etiquette.
One enemy, one enemy.
okay first of all I wouldn't say that because that would be fucked up actual
apple buff
apple buff wait hold on I think it's because I went hiking and any day that
I'm actually like in the gym or go hiking or something that I've heard about
for sure
that's not a copy of me
it's real
many men
many men
it's awful
wait
oh my
guys I quit, I quit, I quit
it was nice to have you guys
omens one shot
Wait, I'm in one shot.
I'm also in one shot.
Two in secret, I think?
Yeah, they're chasing.
I'm gonna wallbang now. Ready?
One is remaining.
Nice, last one there.
I'm gonna stick it.
I'm sticking.
He got one knocked, man.
Nice.
Yay!
Thought I'd back him to another door.
I was spanking him.
I don't know. I don't know.
Thanks for the sub. Thanks for
the sub and Kamikaze. It's the
time. I'm going to take one.
Dude, it's crazy. All the subs
are the same. You know, it's
triple bonus, right? Oh, god.
Like you drop it.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't want to try apple
branches. Ranchy apples.
Go!
Rene!
What's up, mate?
I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
You're smoking, eh?
Can you walk?
He's both dogs here.
Toxin's going up.
Uh, 111, neon.
I
Did you fade both on the fight down I mean the 8080 I'll say it is one shot they're both one shot
Once I like how much what am I gonna eat for dinner? I'm so excited
You're gonna see
Spike planted
Teleports ready
One enemy remains
Ooh, that's so unlucky
I should have jumped spline forcibly
No one beats my firepower.
I got this.
Nice save.
I can't believe they just used two dogs and just left.
Yeah.
Sliding.
I
Saw my go crazy
Didn't the umpires are still fucking insecure actually though
55 on Neon, Neon said 90 so Neon should be really low.
Neon low try yeah.
More entry.
That's a one shot one try.
One shot.
She's got the key now.
They didn't try any.
He's got a phantom for someone?
No, keep trying.
Like it.
They didn't try any.
Got a phantom for someone?
They're broke.
By the way, of course the only person I killed is the one person who had armor.
Why are those the fights I'm picking?
You probably saved the round killing that guy's armor.
We can pretend that's the case.
Tell her, listen, the OJ, it's hitting now, okay?
New round to me.
OJ after.
There was no scope, it's hitting guys.
Oh my god, she's juiced up.
Is there a planned video for Valkyrie 2 for where you hosted Blood of the Clocktower, please?
Oh my god.
That's like elite ball knowledge and that video footage will never exist and my editors make it that it
Yeah, one enemy. Oh my god. My team is still good on the cards. We're all just running them down
We're so good. We would like a sheriff
and here come the shawty gun here
what?
lincoln, you taking it?
no, no i says you taking it
i says come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here
i don't want to take it, i insist, i insist, you take it
love beat us
i wanted this, sorry
i select and exterminate
That's not how you do it.
I'm.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, there's three.
Uh, inside tree.
Ninety one.
one enemy remaining. Did I do
Wait, though, they did so
need to be. Yeah, okay.
Yay.
Valorant, are we depressed?
I actually am feeling better.
No, GTA actually put me in the worst
funk ever. Yeah, I'm not sure.
This fate is just you told
I'm just going this way.
It happens to me.
I don't know. I saw anything other than my character's lore.
Like, no matter what, she's gonna get so hurt in the future.
Like, so hurt. In every way.
She's gonna lose someone that she cares about.
He's gonna break someone's heart.
No, no, no. I'm ready. I'm ready. Watch this.
I'm watching.
You want to play? Let's play.
Oh, that sounds mutual.
chamber
I
Don't know I was watching the I was watching sky old and I was so confident they were nowhere near me
One man ult, I'm trying to ult more so I can get more orbs faster to ult more often, so I realize like sometimes I only ult twice a whole game, which is not good.
Ult more to ult orbs, is that what I said?
Wait can you ping this at the center man?
You're too late.
Okay, I got pretty fired to see how one rubble
I
Ah wait
Oh
I've been boozled I'm gonna be gasped so hard
one breakable. That round was a fluke makes them big.
Hey, but how many games are you?
Wait, I wanted to say weird.
I'll buy you a hot dog if you play more games.
What the fuck?
You think I can be bought with hot dogs?
I know you really want the hot dogs.
I could play one more after this.
What are you going to do?
I have to play rush the
the frost is gonna yell at me
No!
The enemy?
The frost is gonna yell at me
Face your fear!
Or is it more than me?
They're not in by the way
The poison's on
They're not in. They're not in. They're not in.
I would go back to A
I'm scared of B.
What are you having?
Rubble.
I
Shot bear
It wasn't impulsive thought and I was like, you know what?
What did you see
No, no, no, they didn't even
Yeah
They just like shoot around and stuff, and then they just they walk away. Oh
Wait, if you're if you're playing see with me, I think we just fight it. Yeah, that's fine. Can you break the dogs?
I'm gonna walk up here. I'll break dog. They're gonna they're gonna see me on the right side
Oh, the Iga fucked me.
Are they pushing in? Or should I stay?
Stay.
I'll probably stay.
Come here, lady.
One.
Forty.
Oh my god.
Neon day.
Wait, where are they?
They're in front of breakable.
They're doing it
No, I'm just having the rounds of his life
Fight planted
Ace time
Nice
I'll hold see you guys go be productive somewhere else.
You have Friday with Scott and Ray's.
Neon walls it immediately but half the time they leave half the time they walk.
Is this a save?
That's fine, A.
It's a save, right? For last?
Just make sure you have enough to buy next.
Okay, save.
Yeah, you can buy next, dude.
Oh, I can.
If you buy Light Armor, right?
This is enough for me.
Bri, for sure that hit me.
I'm coming C, coming C.
I don't see, I don't see, I don't see.
Spike planted.
I'm gonna lose.
I'm gonna lose.
Whatever.
I don't need dinner because I'm drunk.
Last player standing. No.
All right.
It's all the marbles.
Match point.
Let's be cool, buddy.
When they go seed, do they use Util?
Yeah, he's a high double.
They are.
No, they dash in.
They use Util if I'm seed every single round.
Wait, you want to buy me a lot and I buy you a gun?
Yep.
I
Want to play be I have all yeah, let's go
Heard neon a
To what's our be
You want to play
Keep it
On right side to left all there all there
I think it's a fake yeah, I think they might
I
Knew it
I can't breathe
30 seconds left.
Come see, come see.
Woo!
I'm so sad.
They're all seeder, seeder, seeder, seeder, CCC.
Damn!
Fight planted.
I'm sad.
Joke's over. You're dead.
Last player is dead. One dead.
They're left and right.
I wish I could do it all over again I'm gonna need to get more sad I bet you're
parted when you when you were like super sad like we absolutely steamrolled
those guys and then like you know you started to come up from you know down
down there and now, you know, we lost, but is that the strat feels music feels playlist
being turned on weaponizing my emotions. I'm weaponizing mine.
We don't get a dub here. I actually will make myself cry.
All right, feels playlist is on. We'll see if this if this fix I have eight kills guys.
It's okay. It's okay. Someone's got to do it and you're ruined. I don't want it to be me.
Okay, I need to order food. I need to stop eating jerky and order food. Thank you,
R is signed for the sub.
And if this doesn't work, then it's got to be like, like a mid 2000s like throwback playlist.
What I want other than jerky.
That's crazy.
Something better than sushi.
Better than sushi?
I'm going to do.
That hasn't been invented yet.
Yeah, like things that are easy to eat on stream.
Soup?
Wait, soup it will be so good for my throat.
Oh!
Chicken bone broth soup, no way.
And?
No, there's no way to do this.
And?
a little side of beef stew well that's the of my life okay I should yeah this is
good more soup for my throat
I can feel so stubborn like I don't want to go to doctors like yeah I've been
sick for a month. But it should be over soon. You know what I mean? It should be ending.
It's just a little flimidic off. Like it's gonna go soon. It's not that bad. Yeah, it literally could be worse.
Dude, why did you stop the Uncharted 4 streams? Because GTA 5 RP server came out
And that's the priority right now. I didn't be uncharted in time. Every day when I could be booting up uncharted is a day of less RP and valorant and I fear I just can't.
Yeah. Yeah, Alan Wagon control are gonna have to wait.
Did you hear that?
hear that. What a hot dog place is delivering at 10 30 p.m. Even in LA. Oh, there is always
something in LA. LA is crazy because there is something for everything. There's a store
for everything you can ever imagine. Whether it's guaranteed or your money back, I'm not
at the bottom of the team this time. Watch. I'm manifesting Haven is the map. They're
going to they're going to peak me see I'm going to get kills bottom of the
scoreboard has to take a shot
not my ears peaking out what would you think no no no no no cuz then bottom of
the scoreboard will be staying at the bottom of the scoreboard actually has
to take a shot. Hold on. Wait, this is important. I will say with my tremors, alcohol does lessen
than so. Really? Yeah, like, wow, that's crazy. So is the top of the scoreboard or bottom of the
scoreboard? Top of the scoreboard. I can put it to the test right now. Yeah, fire. You stay sober
so you can continue to carry.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think anyway.
And the rest of us are getting wasted.
Abe, hear me out.
I always shout, I'll bear it back.
Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, are you listening?
Abe, you match found. Yeah.
Are you listening? Listen, listen, listen.
So imagine this.
Tomorrow.
I'll help you with your drops.
Rest drops.
Huh thoughts how how will you help me with rush drops?
She's gonna stream rush for 12 hours. Get it if I stream rust can you put your drop in my channel?
Or I just go live on your stream
Yeah, you're gonna go live on my stream and do what and and be like here's the drops
two more games including this one after this one no including this one too much
more wins I want to win the rust frogs will be there tomorrow do tomorrow he
He doesn't even stream much, he just leaves his PC there.
It's like a 48 hour stream.
That's it?
All right, how about this?
Deal.
I got excited.
What's the deal?
OK, two more games, including this one.
Or if we win this game, one more win.
Well, what if we lose this game?
Now, the second one was much better.
What the hell?
Yeah. Well, it's a minimum two games, right?
It's it's minimum two games, potentially more.
I look forward to watching the light.
Yeah, whatever the second one and throw the rest.
No, what?
Yeah, that was a great deal. I'll play Harbor next game if I win this.
I'll say that. There's no key flame. Oh
Wait, is Harbor your main?
No, Harbor is my worst agent. Oh, and he's the worst character in general. Oh, thank God someone has said it
I despise Harbor's wall. I feel so useless every time it's up
I'm so brave.
Gabe, you have to play one more game now because of that.
Alright.
65 chamber.
I feel like I'm in there spawn.
You're still dying, 3, 2...
I
Chambers 65
Nah
Not rage is fading me player standing you know how I play
Yeah, that's why I swung back out
Fuck you still there
I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
What are you eating, huh?
Hot dogs?
No, jerky.
Oh.
I ordered soup.
Bone broth soup in order to heal my throat.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, that's $360.
Come on.
Undo the damage.
Mmm-hmm.
Every more damage.
I'm only eating soup until I get better.
That's B.
Not A, not A.
that a did I buy a bandit mid one to one mid okay right how do you use this gun
Toss the screen down
Very quickly
What
What a fucking weirdo
Made a wind guy
Baited his team and sat in the fucking corner
The weirdest corner too
He also, uh, he peeked mid from here like super early.
Can you play a B?
Mm-hmm.
Can you play B?
Mm-hmm.
You want a wall?
There you go.
It's a bad wall.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
There's another.
I'm really late to B.
Enemy spotting.
We're coming back to A.
Oh, they're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They're coming.
I'm coming back to A
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I fell holy fuck
Love
Work on the emma
I'm going to see Peter on this one.
Bomb is in mid.
Spike down mid.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
Oh thank goodness.
Oh my god there's a dead body!
Can my body get on there?
That's crazy!
Okay I'm not going to lie.
I sneak past over after they darted over here and I was like oh my god there's a dead
body!
Okay I'm not going to lie.
I sneak past over after they darted over here and I was like oh my god there's a dead
body!
I sneak past over after they darted over here, and I was like alright let me just back up
Like Phantom on this map is crazy
I'm a close range kind of gal
That's it
I will not fall. I'm dashed.
What? Is that it? Wait, was I really?
Yes! Horrible!
I
Fucking suck
Fresh up me
Bike planted we need this wrong
I
Believe you what means like all the way in there's fun
Next drive almost had it I doubled my kills
I
Saved one and a family
Fire
Have enough
Whenever I buy fire he never buys me the next round
You want me that's because I dropped my gun the race or technically you bar a
We're in danger.
Fuck this fucking ass game. I hate B site. I hate this map.
I'm a warden.
I actually don't know how to raise it.
Where's my soup?
I love this game. I love this map. Give me. No, I need it. I'm sorry. No, you're gonna
die, but we do not need to crash out, can't owner like our car. I do. What's that? I
I'm not sure if I won, I'll see if it's me talking about how hungry I am.
I feel like you always have a crash out there.
Can I get a drop, Abe?
No, fuck you.
They're running me into this one.
Just eat another apple.
I think that's probably the only option.
Actually, we're out here.
Can you buy me this?
I'm already...
Where's that girl from?
I'm in TP to mid.
I'm 1 in 6.
I'm gonna fight him.
Ever since they started to do jerky?
Fight down, A.
Heaven, heaven, heaven!
I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
Main, A main.
The jerky debuff.
Yeah, maybe eating sun chips will make him better.
will make. Wait, isn't it weird when he does that? What? What does that mean? Like you
look like a pro. It's weird when I look like a pro.
Hmm. Wait, there's like the biggest later. If you use this watch for us, he makes. I'm
I'm telling you, this Omen is such a f***ing bater.
Like lurking, baiting, he's the worst type of player.
I'm gonna play different.
I like this bot, bro.
I know it's not gonna work.
I double my kills the best day ever.
I
Hate on jet
It was my fault I uh, I click chamber through the wall instead of hitting him with no armor
It's amazing
responsibility
I can all day. Should I do it? Also, are we saving for forcing? We should save. We could
buy. We should buy. Yeah, we should buy. We should see. I can buy you. Plum bread. I
can buy you. We're going through the broken tree, rubble heaven thing.
three of them are down now
dude
wait, go
pick up his gun
okay take this gun, take this in
someone's top right?
broke that fucking door
wait, have they not planted?
he's mence, he's mence
what 120 and six times mid and so does
Yeah
They think I want to get drunk so I have to play better now
I'll leave you guys.
Well, they're not wrong.
They're not wrong.
Surely there's not coming up every single day
has nothing to do with them being wrong.
I'm not drinking today.
But I will be drinking
next week or whatever we do this.
I don't know if I mentioned it, but I was at the bottom of the scoreboard last game and I did get a drink
I did I did get a Mike's hot lemonade. Yep. Oh
Well, you're going crazy tonight. Well, I don't know about that. I don't know about that
Mike's hard lemonade, but that actually sounds tasty. It is
Strawberry flavor. We should have lemonade nights. Hard.
Okay, 120 Reina, 71 sova, 40 jet.
Dude, if I had a phantom, I think things would have been different.
I
Still in the back
it's just it's just one of those players should we start shit I lowered my sense
it's over for them that's a crazy changing your settings
They're making them dance.
You want a nade, Molly?
Yes.
Renee!
Reloading.
Oh, Lord, they're coming.
Or is it over for me?
No.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
It's over.
Toys and stuff.
Oh my god, every time he's bald, last player standing, bike planted, I yearn for my soup,
I yearn for it.
It'll be here in one minute.
I'll patronize me.
I bet you're pardoned.
Last round in the half.
I'll take it.
I would count that as a crash out.
She was a razor old thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was going to say.
A, A, A, Razel, Molly, we all push out.
No breaks, no regrets.
You all right, Raka?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Time to explode.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Goxen's going up here.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
I thought we were Razel team.
Oh, wait.
I was about to.
Oh.
You just ripped that shit, Insta.
Couldn't even get my saddle off last player standing
Are you laughing like what what is funny? What is funny, please?
Take a fake a my back roll and like so
No, but they hit a can of tuna in the wall here
That's his life voice
No, it's right there. You can see it. Well, yeah, I just put some of these on me
I'm gonna go over there
So much you walk up the rope and hold on like I'm on it. I'll be useful. Well, you should buy something I
Can buy you
Oh, wow. I got this one. Oh, I have a kill. Hold on.
Enemy spotted. He knows. He doesn't. Well, he's like looking back.
We didn't even take A. Oh man, we suck at this little.
92 Omen, 70 solo.
Graze, god.
Thank you for subbing.
Did that cook so you could get the tubs?
This is five.
Thanks so much.
Hello?
Hello?
I
Registration be this is over there. We're gonna go
Let's save
I'm new right now. I can hear it through you know, I don't care
I select them and kill them I'm closing no reloading
267
Why are you getting caught in all this I've been on me the warden
over
I'm gonna cut site or behind us
All right, this is where we win this is a big deal
What do we do rush b I need double dash
I can't listen to you.
The fuck?
Are you trying to bait us?
Abe, it's for the better, the greater good.
That's our only chance here.
Our only, only hope.
Uh, started last round?
Yeah, played here.
He's using that weird old new gun.
Nice.
They're probably gonna flank for sure.
Thank you, Henry, for the five gift dead subs.
All right
I don't like a
Why is stacking it with cypher enemies close who told me to refund that
Well, I said our conscience so that I get former and it didn't happen
I
Do think these guys play like very very like ratty. I think we just I think we just look for angles
save together
Thanks
I'm going to have a floor safe because I'm getting there so soon, but I don't know if any one wants to come near me.
Cypher's B, Cypher's B.
Sova's A.
I got him on my body.
I got him down there.
Oh, he dropped, you know.
Oh, to do that.
Oh, to do that.
Nice.
You know, you know, you know, it's our, you know, it's our.
We still have a.
It's right from you.
Nice.
Well, that was big.
There's candles.
Yeah.
Yes.
I got your back.
Yeah, it's 11.
I
Take my take my van though. Let's go
I'm gonna up drop off the side over here
So when I do I think when I up draft on from here. This is what that's when you go in as a
Oh, thank you.
He didn't tell you.
They're here.
They're here.
He just, he just.
Did he leave?
Did he see you?
He's not stuck.
I'm going to dodge this down and then walk it back.
Okay.
I think they're just going to stack it as long as they have Cypher on B with Cam.
I'm down.
I can wall whenever.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
He's on the back side, back side, back side.
Hahaha!
Spike Down A. Damn it!
You come back side.
The greatest weakness!
I have this spike!
30 seconds left.
I'm so glad you let your stand.
Are we fucking serious?
You keep spamming it.
He's behind you.
I'm below you.
Dropped.
Everyday!
You'll be killed!
I'm lucky.
Happy birthday!
Uh, Moody.
Can we take your shots at this game?
Me or you, man?
Wait, I'm safe!
There's gonna be one of us, 100%.
First of all, I'm gonna lock in.
Wait, can we rush the A again?
Why, uh, they stack A!
Fire.
That's fine, I'll kill them all.
Okay.
I see some of you, too.
Uh, sure.
Oh my god, I hate this so much.
That's because we move so slow.
We need to have a talk.
Yeah, because for some reason I'm dying and I'm still the second one in after my health.
Wouldn't it be better just to all rush B when there's one dude there,
rather than aside to have some of these.
It's Omen and Cypher.
Oh, it is too?
Yeah. Cypher trips and Omen blinds kind of work.
Where are his trips?
Can I just nade them or reserve a dark them?
There's one here.
Maybe one here too.
Can we try mid?
I think we just look for angles.
I'm going for the ego peek.
Let's see anything happen
I so upset we're a king
one 20 silver
one enemy remaining
one shot
where is he?
flank flank flank
main
oh there he is
i got him
nowhere to run
No, you're crazy. Why would he all day?
Why me oh
No
last game was 2 games ago was so good
I'm hungry
I'm instinct, I'm gonna push out
I need to take a shot
one tower, A
they're rotating from A
nice
I
Oh my god, Archon, it's you.
Where she baited my body for kill, and now it's me that has to drink, girl.
First of all, you cancelled your ult for some reason, because you didn't trust that I was
going to swing off of it.
No, because I looked at the main avenue in the opposite direction.
Okay, I was going back. I would have been there. I can't really be cancel your own
Take a shot
I'm gonna get my soup and ink really eat it
Match found
I know it's crazy artwork already existing of an elephant drinking orange juice from a cup.
Friends, this has to be my LG.
Select your agent.
No way, no way, no way, no way.
Oh my god, I made it. I made it. I made it.
I made it. I made it.
No one can hold that breath forever.
I'm so excited about like a side of like
And then a regular bone broth in the soup.
That was a close one.
um let's go four man garage
say four man garage yeah
it's our calm drinking right now he hasn't left from swan i'm scared
oh my god hey he he bought a gun am I the only is he holding the gun a little
wonky or am I too much to drink already what's going on
hey he did buy a gun neon perhaps I will not matter in advance
You're very little time to react once you start to fight.
Yo, guys.
Hello?
Uh, you bought a gun in life?
Well, I have an idea.
Can you buy me a candle?
You're drunk.
So now my thanks.
OK, I'm down.
You buy me this?
I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Amazing.
Hold mid.
Hold mid.
I see it.
Enemy feet.
Start move.
Take it or not?
Not sure.
Not sure.
Let's go see.
Go see.
Get blowing, come on.
Jet C with the meltwall.
Come on the way.
We're out.
I don't know yet.
Lost.
Not sure if it's lost.
No charges left.
So for 85
Almost work this time I will take more than just your eyes you guys that's on me both those runs
What happened first round?
We bought a gun.
Well, I was pouring something out.
Like my dog was like whining at the door.
Listen, let me explain.
Because of the last game, he went to get a drink,
and then he brought it back to his computer,
but by the time he got back, the drink was empty,
so he had to go get another one.
Is that what happened?
No, my dog definitely just needs to go out,
and I was letting him back in, but...
He pulled me.
They pushed frog?
They just got up there.
That's some cubby.
Is anyone seeing the rays?
No.
There's eight there, you think?
Behind you! Behind you!
He's through B.
That's actually so messed up.
So one is through B right now, one is running A I think right now.
You could probably run C.
Yeah, you could probably run C.
Arkhan, can you walk up B?
They're on the right side, right?
Yeah, they should walk B towards A.
That's okay, Arkhan has to cross through B.
one's in this one both in spawn both in spawn both in spawn all right if you make noise
are going to get 3 kills.
Clear standing.
The crosshair is so tiny.
They're so good.
Um, do you have anyone watching garage?
Pete Grouch from undead.
They've drawn it.
There are people.
That's it.
Hey, let's say a piece on the race was here with a shotgun.
A judge where on a short or where well, they pushed up to here
and hit here and then blasted me.
It's okay. I think we can even say that.
That's a long name.
Yeah, we see both. We see both.
Raze is back side.
Raze is back side.
Oh my god, I keep getting jumpscared really bad.
It's not good for my part.
I don't think I'd be at the bottom by the end of this log.
I'll say zero kills the entire first half and I don't think I'd be at the bottom.
First of all, I'm sick of it.
Oh, come here.
He's on the wall, the terp-y.
There's two.
No, the race is going to be here in a weirdo spot.
Oh, shit.
Alright, I see the fake one.
I'm out of here.
Take this, how to go, and then shoot.
Shoot.
Hold up, hold up.
OK.
Two there.
Talk something about the classic player standing.
I'm playing so bad now, it's over.
I need to stop forever.
Hmm.
How many?
Oh, what, this guy is...
I apologize in advance.
I also apologize.
What are you sorry for?
I'm playing so bad.
Oh, that's fine. Wait, where's your? Let's go. Oh, just for a while. I'm just kidding.
Honestly, uh, I could have touched it.
What are you doing?
Why are they beating us a lot?
Seriously, it's a camera.
There's three here, three here, three here, a board, a board, a board!
Hey, start a new life!
I think I saw three.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, two for sure were A.
They were both A.
We'd like to apologize for my bad comms.
I hate making new friends.
Are you rush B with the result?
No, I'm not going window. Let's save again as chamber will delete my existence
Save no
He's there. Not a soul, I forgot it there.
58. Five chamber.
Bro.
54, 7.
Oh, that's- Oh, that's- It was there! I thought I could-
That's so annoying!
You got scammed.
I hit him from zero, by the way. I hit him zero.
Oh my god, I was saying-
I hit him zero!
You got scammed.
Also, I find Leol and not a soul is B.
Crazy.
Remember, nobody's a hero when they're crying in front of their back.
This would be a horrible game to end on.
We cannot end this game.
We can turn around.
We're on the other end right now.
Start T4 whole garage with me. Start T4 whole garage.
The chat likes to peek out right here.
Don't deserve soup unless you win.
that does the thing
nice, alright let's go, let's go Thursday
I feel the strain. Walk it out, Omen.
Alright, same thing. Can we hold the rally?
Yeah. Um, I didn't. It made me sad.
Well, we should be holding something towards C and also A.
Someone needs to go break this over on the tree.
not everybody though just one you wanted to ping me you want to play let's play
he fell off b he's off and b
hold garage real quick
I
Hidden dart spot on this map really
One enemy remaining
Wait is this one with the off here I'll go please check them
I'm not.
He's on site. He's on site.
Okay, I should not.
I got the awry!
Wooo!
Yeah, I'm flacking.
I got the Ori!
Woo!
Addict, listen up. Heal done before they kill us.
It's so spicy.
It's so good.
Alright, so how we doing?
I'm okay.
I
Drain this
Just use I got a break that chicken bone broth soup, and then I got
Always close
Me grab my vandal
I have the hunter!
He's still as a judge.
Hmm...
Shocked out.
Toxin's going up.
I'm looking in the mask.
Well, they could have pushed that way.
left
I
Wait, he's done what I want in the left corner
Oh my god, I can't breathe I can't breathe
Oh, you can't breathe
Did you see what like when you call out play a plan play?
He was actively being targeted by so many holes, he immediately starts as soon as he can and the boom bunch is charging.
I knew I was gonna piss him off.
Can you buy me a drop also?
I'm gonna crash the fuck out of him.
He's just, he's dying to death.
I know, just like watching him not play.
Get out of my way!
Why does he have armor?
They're rotating up in there. Come back here.
Chamber 140. Alright, cool.
Is she in window? No, she's just flying from...
Spike down A.
I thought R was the one.
Damn it. My awareness.
One front B and two on bomb.
I'm going to do a big clip cue first thing in the morning when I start and then we'll
I guess it's a GTA.
I know I can help.
Come here, I can help.
I mean, I'm in up here and something.
I
Can you open strings in the paper size GTA of course do I now when and what no they xeers at all
He did last
I'll watch it
We're saved
I'm sure I'm sure we're the bucky
I hope right
I hope right
I hope right
I hope right
I hope right
I hope right
I
On top
There's a world
It's doable. They don't have flashes
I just wanna go defense switching sides. Thank goodness
One three one
Yeah, we can have vipers see and then that's three and then a bomb
Okay, you know
Yeah, I have it's pretty much wall here on my way
Do you like that water do you hate that wall?
That's good. Hey do it fire do it
This is a big room for us you should buy a room book you
I
I'm an idiot
They ignore me
To a one window you all up. Yeah, it's going up
That's it
I
Remember something you chambers of the
Here them I hear them I hear him garage
One enemy remaining it was a nice one last
I
My reaction time is not it by a Roomba. I'm looking at my youth. I'm like I can't afford
But I thought I'd
It's fine, it's fine
One three one every year
It's all three hold Linda
I'm gonna find him
I'm stuck on the left and one has a guardian on the right
Can you all down?
Got him
I'm still about the guardian
That's not so short
Nice!
It's the alcohol
What are you drinking trust me? I trust you
whiskey whiskey oh my god a but you have one
One, two, three.
I have so much I've got.
Wait, you said, do I trust you far?
No, it's OK.
I can't trust him.
I dropped the bomb.
See you along.
See you soon.
See you soon.
See you soon.
Oh, my god.
One window.
One window.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I
Can't play now. He's a dancing day
I can kind of hear
screen down. That's how it has to be.
Texas going up. You're half excited. I mean.
Texas screen down. They're in. They're in. They're in. They're in.
Two. One long. Two on site. Fight planted.
There's a
78 oh man
Don't stop it's because you're nervous
I'm by your car. I need this. Thank you. Hey, this is awfully suspicious. I'm gonna
share. This is the safe. Yeah, I'm gonna share. I'm gonna share.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, behind you, window.
One enemy remaining.
That's three.
That's fire.
That was Susie.
I brought you here.
That was not.
I was suspicious.
I could buy Arkham.
I hate this island shambles.
What?
At least you have eight kills and what's happening?
Lucky you.
I don't sit on it, please.
I think you're part of it.
Wait, no.
As soon as they come to see it, it's over.
What are you doing?
Green, deep.
Is that going to be done?
Nope.
Haven't touched it.
Haven't seen it.
Haven't bought it.
Haven't thought of it.
You want to play?
Let's play.
Oh, you want that down?
Mid, where'd you be?
I don't know, I don't know.
Let's go.
Let's in!
Oh my god, George.
He's again.
He's back site
Oops sorry
Window so I was out there outside garage. You have my gun
You can be your own though
Bottom window
I thought I was gonna move after the dark 30 seconds left
Oh, I hear many see many see
Oh, yeah.
Broke, broke, broke, broke.
One enemy remaining.
The play is on.
10 seconds left.
Cost you!
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
That was so good.
You ran up so fast.
Yeah, that was so scary.
Stay safe.
You're going back in.
Mmm.
Wow amazing
I could buy it out
Thank you. Yes, I'm welcome walk up walk up short. It's a walk up short
I
Wait good strat hold on
one three one
uh fire up us
Wait fire you gotta buy someone too, bro. Yeah, I'm about
Is it tea? No, it's I got chicken bone broth soup and a side of I was monitoring them in their
I got razel too
Press
Okay report me
And girls
Oh my god, I'm gonna be late
He's also gross
one more chamber
one enemy remains
i'm confused, lost is scared, oh garageman, garageman there
something like that i don't know
something like that i don't know, how much have you...
i'm sorry, i didn't see that
what was your ass?
Fire?
To be fair, that is a crazy game.
I'm so mad at it.
Crazy Kongs!
I just need a good round.
Sure.
He said the S word.
Oh.
Yeah, that's kind of hard to put them.
Either way, Archon doesn't want to do that.
Oh, it's later. Hold on.
I'm not leaving from this corner.
Damn it.
Somebody come to me.
Can I push you out of one window?
I'm grass.
You got to be careful.
He dropped a chip. He dropped a chip.
Good guys.
Troxen's going up.
Troxen's screen down.
He just killed me full stun.
You just killed me full stun
I just died first on
I'll make them remember
I'll make them remember
Let's see... wait, five?
No
I think we buy it cause you can buy one
Oh, um, request?
Anyone?
I need this
Have they peek-see at all?
No, they don't do anything see
You want to fight this one?
Sure, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Is it short?
Oh, no.
You want to play?
Let's play.
It's fine, whatever.
Oh, my god.
See, babe.
See, babe.
Jackson's going up.
He's got no strafing.
Jackson screams out.
They're still coming in.
Fire!
Of course!
Go, go, go!
Nice.
Wow.
Come behind!
I'm out of here.
One enemy remaining.
Fight down A.
Let's wait.
Out of here.
Close.
I helped.
No one will remember this.
We did it. Wow.
See you, Mark.
Great round, everybody.
Wow. Wow.
I actually hit someone for 10 damage.
Great stuff. Huge value.
Do we have a window together?
Excuse me.
Excuse you.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna play A with AWP.
I need this.
They said they're coming C.
I've been waiting in this corner.
You know, if she gets an A some fuck.
My problem is I don't have alcohol.
He's not being silly.
You better find some.
I can get you alcohol.
I'm not drinking! It's midnight.
It's not B, it's not B.
Nothing A yet?
It's not me that was a
I'm not thinking.
Are you kidding me?
They have time.
We'll come back to me.
What is that?
Defenders win.
It's your turn.
Why can't you drink for me?
Oh my god, lovely friend.
I want kind of alcohol and I have soup.
Take a shot, bro.
Got a shot of soup.
Doesn't he have alcohol?
Didn't you say you do?
Yeah, but he's so far down the hall.
Oh, come on.
I am pretty far down the hall.
It's like you have to take a couple turns, you know?
I'm not getting ready to do this, ma'am.
First of all, we were talking about a drinking night,
not going to Valo.
Guys, guys, guys.
Can we see the Archon disruptive behavior detected?
I've got to go.
One more, Abe.
I gotta go.
One more.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is already two more than I was already going to play.
I gotta go.
Last one.
I got to go.
Last one got to go.
That's one.
That's one I can.
Last one.
I can't.
What's another 30 minutes?
I got to go.
Abe, this will affect our friendship forever.
I got to go before midnight.
I got to go before midnight.
Why?
Because stuff is happening before midnight.
All right.
GGs, I'm sorry.
I already played two more than I was already going to.
I will see you guys next time.
I know.
GGs, very much.
GGs. Goodbye. Oh, my God.
So what are the odds of a fill at this time?
I don't know. I can't believe I took a shot for the first time in like 17 months
for nothing, bro. OK, first of all, you're playing better for some reason.
I'm sick. Secondly, for some reason.
OK, we can find a fill watch. Silent, wake up.
Here, so many people are awake right now.
I'm sure there's one person are you are you a great Pokemon's over right?
We need the Nuzlocke. Yeah, yeah, it's done.
Yeah, but she's not want to wake up this hour.
She's safe early.
Maybe I'll ask.
Valo, well, I've been asking people at like the weirdest times
Please, all it's so weird.
Hello.
Anyone?
That look.
Okay, I will randomly invite everyone.
I don't think Ryan's awake.
I think everyone's been playing balls, maybe?
He falls as a lake?
No, he didn't even have to go.
Oh my god, silence said give me 10 if you don't get a fifth I'll play.
Okay, I'll do some to be too long.
I'm not.
I don't want my path.
What?
What?
Not warm up.
It's very far.
It'll be too.
It'll be too.
Okay, I'm still pissed. What's new? You okay? You know an extra shot? Wait, someone's on my team. Someone go to my team. But we'll be two LP if we're together.
I mean, yeah, someone else.
Wait, it should be 3v1.
Hello?
No, no, no, no.
It's all right, it's fine.
I don't want to be on her team.
No, no, this is fine.
We're the only two who have had anything to drink.
This is going to be A-OK.
It's going to be fine.
Oh my god, I cued the wrong thing.
What'd you cue?
Wait, did I cue the wrong thing?
No.
What is this?
You did.
No, you did.
Oh, I did.
Oh my god.
It's fine.
It's not fine.
We have to back it up.
You guys are done for!
Oh
Let's back out wait back up so I don't see my sleeper pick
Wait, you can see it
Right doesn't matter you can't use you to learn the one about the queue what why not
This is like TV to the aims and it just keeps going
What's the mission kill contract
Sorry, I forgot to
We will wait for you silent sorry yeah silent sorry at two different kinds of soup and I'm
overstimulated.
It's been a different time just to know alcohol.
I literally said earlier, we shouldn't drink and play Valo.
Were you the one to suggest the alcohol?
Yes.
It was like a deal.
Out of respect, I drank after the rules were made because I was at the bottom of the prior
game.
So it's three in the morning.
Yeah, but you always stay up till three in the morning.
That is not true.
That is true.
Since we've been doing this, yeah, but not, you know, traditionally.
Actually, I'm going to snitch.
I'm gonna say it
Well, I like when you drink you're more lively
Okay, I'm getting
Guys don't write to me my teammates
Arkhan did you guys walk away? No, we have
He's on the on the other end. Oh my god, he's crying. There's no way
I'm not getting the silent archon I refuse I'm talking in game
When I'm done don't be nothing more than ash
Whoa, we never do that game
Oh my god. Wait, we never do that in game is crazy. Well, you know. Okay, dude, why is
He's popping off all of a sudden
Plumpy
Guys I moved I inched my monitor a little closer
So sir, things are working out.
Enemy down.
Never mind.
Enemy spotted mid.
Yo, my team is AFK.
No one's AWPing.
What?
What?
Why are you walking like that?
How do you change guns?
I'm pulling out the ultimate weapon.
I'm scared.
Forty-eighteen, forty-eighteen
As the alcohol is working
I don't want to play anymore.
Oh my god.
If we aim like this thing, aim, we're gonna be winning every game.
What?
It's gonna be easy to play.
One shot, bro.
Did you say one shot, bro?
I don't have one for you.
Oh, let me set up.
Standing up.
Enemy spotted me.
Neutralized.
I don't know anymore.
I don't know. We got a lock and we can't.
Arkhan, we're popping off. What the fuck?
Okay, first of all,
popping off. Stop!
Yeah!
How are you doing this, you guys?
Literally do not do this in game!
This is crazy!
Kill him!
I like...
Hi, taco!
How do you play, Nalo?
I have one.
You have one bullet? I'm scared.
That's all you need.
I
Fucking saw
I want you to know how offended I feel that when I kill you you say your ass, okay?
He's in the fucking lobby!
Next!
I participated.
He's there.
I got you, bro!
I participated. I got you,
bro.
I'll get down.
I'm warming up. It's over for you, man.
I'm talking to the marshal right now the marshal's gone away the vandals from the bag
I
This is my favorite
We are doing it back come back
Who's Lee?
Me.
I said again who's Lee?
I...
Oh my god.
Lee? Lee?
Sudden death.
Wait, sudden death?
Why are you using his bait?
82! Neon!
Disappear!
Disappear
All right, my god, this is a change show
Bro fire how heavy was that backpack, bro? Be honest? It wasn't that heavy
First of all, me dying is information for him.
So technically, I helped a lot.
Yeah, the heavier backpack is when my raise is marshalling every round.
And then I have to...
Technically you're on the bottom of the lobby again, so that's the second shot.
Yeah, oh wait, that's...
Oh wait, never mind.
You're not the race player.
Angel, Angel, please download Valet.
Please, please, please.
Actually, it's the element.
Was that 10 minutes?
No, that was like two minutes.
I don't know.
Mmm, is that ten minutes? No, that was like two minutes again again
No, I this time this on sheriff only what I can't use the sheriff
You'll be fine. You'll be fine. The practice it
All right one person on each team can use the sheriff then you know, nothing
Oh, yeah
It'll throw them off because I never play this. Oh really not gonna eat myself tomorrow
What's why why I was ready for bed. Oh silent. Hi
Hi. Hi. Oh my god. Let's back out. Let's play. Oh my kid. I'm sorry
It's lunching we all under us
Got the sheriff get ready we're gonna slap out
Oh, that was fast.
I'm reloading one!
Stay safe.
I
Okay, okay, thank God
I like that move
Give me out of here
You know good man, how do you get out?
out. We're stuck. Hello? He's got it. He's got it. Wait, how do you do this? Yeah, how
do you go get out of change them on? Oh, thank goodness, real claustrophobic. Wait, stop.
see him in your lobby? No, I guess I saw. Yeah, I don't see him in my lobby.
I don't know what my life has become, but drinking during ballerine,
snacking on saltine crackers at 3am while drinking Mike's heart lemonade was not on the
agenda at all. I don't know what this has become. I feel like that's a good night.
I didn't expect to eat two different kinds of soup.
You ordered two different types of soups, didn't you?
I didn't know I would order it.
Huge health day.
Four eggs.
It's so good.
Four eggs, two protein shakes and apple and a shot of whiskey.
day.
Is that bad for your fast?
The whiskey?
I mean I've been like 17 months up until that moment, so probably.
Oh no.
It's all good.
You tell me it's all good.
You're right.
I'm not gonna lie, soup sounds so good right now.
Soup never sounds good.
No, no, no, no.
Soup is never good in the summer.
It's too fucking hot for that.
Fall, winter, up here.
It's been hot every day.
Yeah, if I'm having soup in the summer, somebody better be dying.
I'm not a person better than me.
Look, they've all fallen behind.
Seven Mastery were dedicated.
I know, we're loyal.
Archon's actually the biggest hope.
What the fuck?
It's true!
Oh, it's true.
Oh, I would bet I have to play Omen every game if I could.
This is the longest I've seen you play one character in a row.
You played Omen twice.
And I've been in the game before.
Thank you so much for playing the game.
I've already had these conversations with you.
But the team comp play what you want.
I'm not selfish like that, bro.
Are you playing mixed one game?
I've seen you play mixed like twice in your life.
So I still got that in the bank.
I'm just kidding. I don't I have to. Hey guys, Sheriff. Yep. Thank you. Hi, Noko. I'm just
I'm just a wallet and that's okay. Wait Noko, do you like did you like that one? I'm gonna
I'm gonna need a beef you want a pika. There I do 55.
I'm gonna smoke.
What?
It's over B.
Cover going out.
Enemy and defenders, fight.
What's going on, Irby?
I'm a sheriff for someone?
Ow.
Oh well.
Why am I being attacked?
You're done.
And you press that button.
Reloading.
I'm so excited to get a valentine.
I dastardly get you a valentine spot this hour.
Why are you-
Cause he plays Apex on your date, he's been sick.
I'm a perfect human.
What?
good for sh** man
watch out watch out
no scare
I'm in bed now. Oh really? Oh really? So you weren't actually upset?
Silent, I can't believe you're awake.
I wish you weren't super good.
When you asked me.
Okay, listen. Listen.
Valo forever.
Forever.
I remember like six months ago I used to ask Raida to play and she'd be like, no, no, no, no, I read it.
Yeah, that's true.
I had enough of a break.
I'm dating left side.
I
Guardian down like me did he not feel them
Because it was on the right side of square
Maybe you walked around hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we dropped an
Outlaw for a guardian
I wanted to share it, but I'll take
I'll see if I can explain yourself right now.
Speak up.
Somebody just said guarding down long and you know, I think the guard needs to provide
more value.
I don't know why I'm just a fine person.
Can you guard me, sir?
I don't even know what I like.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Reloading.
We're leaving the area.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
God, I'm down.
Come quick, quick.
Bro.
Are you okay?
Damn me.
Are you okay?
You just spammed me.
I don't know if they're going to push B, but he's dead.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I don't know.
I
Can I bubble
Lop in
He's close close
I can't believe I was weird
One stairs
Okay, I'm up to 53, chamber
Or cypher, sorry
I have another fill.
Where really?
I didn't think so at this hour.
Where is it?
Bacon?
If I bounce off this wall with my nade.
He has a weird runway cage.
It's just annoying.
I
Want city
What if we avoid the Cypher?
I'm down.
Okay.
I don't need every charge.
If we go A, Phoenix is in ulti and he's playing here.
Be careful.
I can drone him though.
Okay.
This is a bad time to try to get your bottom frag.
You gotta take a shot.
Oh, that's a easy deal.
Really?
He knows he's not gonna bottom frag this.
I think that's the thing.
Wait, I'm gonna go cap on myself.
Wait, he might have the sleepy debuff though.
Deploying drone.
Enemy tank.
He's like generator.
He might see thieves.
I'm sorry.
He's following us.
He's dropping the wall.
We should go B though.
Reloading.
I was sitting here.
What's he doing?
Smoked him in.
Oh, you guys should come back. I'm already in there.
I'll have it for seven.
Come back, I'll come back out.
You coming?
you're nothing
on me
what is he doing there?
i planted don't kill him
i'm gonna kill him
joke's over you're dead
you're lost
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
One enemy remaining.
Oh my god. You're in this game.
I'm so tired.
We play more after this game
You are getting sleepy I am not
I heard you yawn
One site.
Why is there a site everywhere where I go to?
He's going, let's go.
It's on there, nobody got me.
You need to save me.
Still here.
Think he's right side?
Right side.
Let's go.
Whoa, two orbs.
I'm rich.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I don't think I'm the one who's died somehow I might not be the sleepiest one okay looks
scoreboard swing yourself I can't believe I missed the knife on the class
I
I smoked here.
Okay, I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take this.
I'm gonna take this.
Enemy spotted
There's two on site
30 seconds guys
You go for my name again, just raise up them
Yeah
I
Mean
We did oh, that's good. Oh my god. You're awful
Just
I'm gonna block my uh...
Oops.
Standing ahead.
I think the only thing that knocks you is hell.
I think I see you.
Break down, break down.
I actually ate too much I think I always use thinking I got bullied I got told to sit
I want to have funs to spare.
Come on by please, and then I could buy Plumpy.
They're going to start holding Katnok, because that didn't just like, around the end.
Silent, please!
We should rush B.
I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake.
Plumpy request!
Um, do you want me to blind this?
No, not that.
Perfect.
Go in fast.
Silent, are you sleeping?
No, I'm not sleeping.
Viv, Carmen, thank you for the touch prime.
He's gonna raise all
Well
I'm not going outside.
Do you see T?
No, one site.
I like that.
I will.
Two spawn on one site.
One more spawn.
One site in one.
Maybe one site.
Yeah, flanking them inside.
Look at that orb.
That was so weird.
Oh yeah, you could do that.
because there's someone on site the whole time.
You can rotate them all.
Mild day nap, face of the prime.
30 seconds left.
Yeah, it's because it's mostly water.
I can feel the water.
My stomach is in the water in the cliff.
Thank you so much.
I'm the last thing they'll see before they die.
I'm bulbous.
Oh
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
We're going to kill him.
Nice.
You like that, Roman?
Yeah, that was actually the team.
We were doing it in the other game, but I was just fucking staying.
I'll have to play CS, I will.
CS era is upon us.
I have to hit 16k for the end of the year.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I have to buy some of my Guardian there.
I would love to bolt.
We go fast here, like no stopping.
I'm in black walls, Satchel and...
What do we do about the Cypher on site?
Go.
Hey.
Hi.
I'm hiding there.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
The blinds roll.
The toxins going up.
The house clear.
No.
You could be able to plant.
Oh my god report me
He's in a razer-hole
Just like a marketer
I know exactly where you are
Wait, razer-hole is gone
Where are you going?
one enemy remaining you're him on
Omen I'm only playing Valor with you
before if you're drunk
are gone to turn into an alcoholic
buddy hello you can't say me or curvy
I'm seven and ten you're 12 and nine
but you're also drinking the lemonade
So like the lemonade shit
It has a name now it's Mike's hard lemonade get it thank you. Thank you. I thank God we get it. I
Wish I wish
Always
You smoke more out right here.
He's clear.
All A.
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
There's one left
the network for
bike planted
he's like nothing
a hit shot him
wow
reloading
Hydra, I'm gonna put you back on the bottom just you
what?
you're sending me back to bed with alcohol and assistant
they're getting back on the bottom just you
wait
I'm gonna make sure you say
Wait, what was that?
I'm asking her.
No.
Wait, Chad, did she not take a sip?
I don't have alcohol.
Oh, hey, Balford.
Hey, Balford.
Okay
I think I closed my eyes.
You literally closed your eyes.
What you got her through though?
No, actually I got the two.
It got real scary.
I don't like that.
Wait, you're forcing?
I'm forcing too.
Wait, plump, you're also contestant. You better watch out.
Whoa! Not another.
You're contestant for last place.
Keep her wall up, wall up.
Can you break that drill?
You usually have one lurking maybe, kiddo.
Give one more bar, don't let her be getting kills.
Oh my god. I can't even hear my thoughts.
Where's your size? I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. Bro, we're fighting
each other right now. I hope you realize that. I need it. I need it. Fire. Fire. If you want to hear your thoughts, you have to give us kills. Delivery.
Your silence was not living up to the minute. No, at least nobody's not raised on other people.
And it's not so silent. Don't worry. I said it.
I would actually talk six by the way. You're so toxic.
Oh my god. It's over.
We're just asking. Push the market. Push the market.
They're up mid by the way. You guys have to make them go.
I'm not sure if he's playing like such a
Why is he so scared?
Oh, right, he's typing
He gave him the confidence
Oh my god, I'm not that bad
Oh my god, I've never been
Great, can you see the chat?
If you haven't disabled
I can see it
Okay.
There's a guy needed to pick me up.
I know. I doubled his kills.
You just doubled his kills.
He's gonna pop off and save the day.
Perfect.
I
Had they're so afraidy
I'm going back mid.
Spike down mid.
We're on cat.
Flash up mid.
70-30 next.
I'm so mad.
We are.
Don't do it.
He's stairs middle.
One 10 Phoenix.
One enemy remaining.
Wait.
No.
One enemy remaining. Wait, no. Where's the rays?
They tashed them. It could be flank. 30 seconds left.
Oh my god. He's a nice bomb.
Thank you. He's been struck by me.
What? Okay.
You see them
Many wins, I don't know
never tuned to
oh shit
that is my life
that is true
well
fuck
oh my god that's so bad
oh is it over?
What am I thinking?
I'm asking you.
Is there one more thing?
Uh, no.
No.
I know exactly where you are.
No!
Silence!
That's one enemy.
That's one enemy.
I'm trying to get my ass away from the bottom. No, thank you
Pulled out my knife was really on them down
I'm fighting for my fucking life
Spike down mid. One enemy remaining.
Last one set up, Util. Amen. Close the door.
Silly. Get away. Oh god, I'm scared. Die! Die! Die!
I'm on hold. I'm scared. He's got to be close right.
I have to kill her?
Careful, careful!
I can't do this!
Fuck you, fuck you!
Yes.
Guys, you know what I realize?
We stopped like
paring
and just do like
random shit and fuck around, somehow we win.
First of all, I care a lot.
Now,
maybe that's just the alcohol speaking, okay?
Okay, however, look at the score.
All I see is you and our planning to get drunk every day and then games are going good.
I know.
What?
That's fine.
No, seriously, you guys are like excelling without a fault.
Cover going out.
He's up there.
I don't even want to, I want him to come in.
Cover going out.
You're dead
She's got a tab. She's got a tab. Can't do it today. Gotta do it another day. Oh my God.
I want to get alcohol poisoning. Right. Let me get this straight. You can't order it.
Are you playing again? Okay, sure. One last one. This is for sure. Okay.
Unless you're fifth. 99. I said, just let me know. I'm just chilling, patching up on one piece.
I don't know. Yeah.
Okay, awesome. I'll do one more thing.
Guys, guys, I don't want to bring the vibes down. I don't.
But I'm one R.R. from Diamond.
Kirby.
What the fuck? Did I get Diamond?
Kirby, delete your fuck-ass account.
Right, let's get the whole game.
Delete it. There's something wrong with it. You always end up with one R.R. away.
There's something wrong.
Wait, no, he's lying to us.
No, he always-
No, I'm not!
He's always one R.R. away.
And then we do rank like crazy. It's insane. I'm at 99 out of 100 silent. Oh, it's not updating for me
It says you're 81 out of 100 for me. Well, I got 18 that game
Damn you're a gamer I
Don't know I was a sleeper before as in I was sleeping during the game
I still remember used to always brag about being silver as soon as
is every app again, every, he's, that's a bit.
I'm not kidding.
I haven't posted on Twitter in so long,
but if you go to my Twitter,
one of the last thing that I posted about
was getting ranked silver in CS
just because I haven't played in a year.
But you better start practicing CS
because CS air is coming.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Please, please, I have to hit 16K for the year ends.
I don't even know what 16K means.
I don't know either, but I have to hit it for a bet.
Please.
Okay, back to what I was saying.
At well, actually, it was probably three or more in the morning for me.
So like at one in the morning, you can order hot dogs, but you can't order alcohol.
First of all, that's suspicious.
First of all, first of all,
have to wake up early and I'm sick.
I don't know that was a that was a suspiciously time to cooperate dry it's dry but it's there
it's been a month that I'm dry cause okay okay what if we drink tomorrow thoughts I'm
perfectly fine with that wait you go back to back tomorrow as of today
because it's already tomorrow tomorrow is yesterday's today wait tomorrow today is yesterday's
tomorrow wait tomorrow today
i'm not drunk so you're making me feel drunk first of all you're tired that's making me feel drunk
okay yesterday is tomorrow's today wait no
Oh, it's a-
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Why are you-
What does that even mean?
No!
It's all-
Ha ha ha ha!
Are we sure she has-
Tomorrow is yesterday's today!
That's what I meant.
That's it.
That's the one.
I think they said Amen.
Question mark.
Listen, if I-
Ha ha ha ha ha!
If I hit Diamond this game,
it'll be my first tweet in like, two years.
But you're gonna tweet?
Yeah, I have to.
I have to get rid of the bit,
of placing-
They're not placing but being silver wait. That's so exciting. Oh
My gosh, you have to hit it
Yeah, the only thing that gets hit at the 99 our games is me
To anyone more than you actually curse it's crazy. It's so consistent. It's insane
Um, I guess I could.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
It's too late at this point for tomorrow.
Today's, oh, valid.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's all a choice.
I'll do the real question is, since they started playing today, are you going to be
doing the IOUs?
First of all, okay.
Listen, I don't really ever drink except for when I do.
It's not that often.
Like it's like a once a month thing.
So, what?
I drink a couple times a year.
Yeah, maybe once a year.
And I think I'm going to fulfill that quota in like, two days.
Three months.
I have a very important question.
Archon, how are we doing?
I've been able to speak in like three minutes.
I think he's gone.
Oh.
Is this space on his keyboard right now?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'm going to waddle over
and put my soup away.
way. Let me know. Like yell really loudly if it's time.
Say less.
Oh, thank you, pop.
I didn't know what five minutes servers open up. So like
leaving at five minutes is definitely interesting.
The last time. Yeah, the last English. I can't even English
Oh my god.
Match found.
I
Shot play viper no don't play viper I want to play viper
Pray the Q pop oh
My god, oh my god, that was can we relax can we alter your lap?
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Stop! We have to win! Stop, stop, stop, guys.
That might rank it up.
Not my 99R!
I need you to lock in.
If I stay, I'm staying.
No! Silent. Stop. You're not even awake right now.
I know I'm not.
Oh my god, Archon!
Oh my god, what are you guys doing?
Oh my god, I need to go to sleep.
Okay, I had a fill for you and you're like,
I'll pay one more.
But it's so fun!
Winning you so fun at the same time.
Oh god.
I know it can come back to life and all, but bullets still hurt.
This is it guys.
This is it.
Oh we're on central.
Oh no we lost.
What?
Fire turns into a baby when it's late.
when it's late or when it's different servers.
Both.
Okay.
Big baby.
You die twice and you're like, it's my LG.
Okay, but I quickly take it back.
If you ever accept it as LG, you're just, you're not a real one, because you know she doesn't mean it.
the first time I heard it I believe that I'm and I felt so bad.
Yeah, he actually believed it.
I was like, are you kidding me?
What do you think I am a chump?
Talk sense coming up.
Oh, our car we're drinking today.
What do you mean today?
Tomorrow's today.
Tomorrow's today.
That was nice.
I'm trying to run close.
I'm trying to run close.
Are they rotating through me?
Abort!
Y'all over-rotated.
Oh, players?
I gotta leave to advice. I'll be crazy.
1B
that's probably about my area
wall trip
the trip
thanks
one mid one mid
He is ready.
He still has slide.
Oh.
I can't end their clothe but I can't break their spirit.
I
Drinking today, which is tomorrow. No, we're drinking tomorrow. It's just today
No, today's tomorrow
I'm blind!
My- ah!
Yeah!
Oh, they pushed me on one away.
They're in!
They're in!
They're in!
They're in!
They're in!
It's a bomb.
Fuck!
Mmmmm!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I fucking saw it!
Hahaha!
Fuck!
What time is it?
It's past your bedtime.
So?
It's Saturday.
That is true.
It is Saturday.
Chris, we're going to get fucking absolutely slapped on the Lord's Day?
Oh my.
Yes.
That's because I'm extra tired.
Like I swear swimming makes me tired.
When you're looking at two monitors instead of one, it's so weird.
Oh my god, fire.
Like, you have to, like, turn your neck to the right.
Are you serious? You're trolling.
I was kidding. I bet you don't even read your chat.
I do.
Do you actually?
Sometimes.
Sometimes?
I try, but it's hard.
Take fire.
Get a new tag.
There's one too.
and what's on the right I'm gonna be I'm scared I'm running away I'm scared I
protect you buddy I have a vandal there
not I'm blinded blind they're leaving they're leaving
I think that's perfect. Not enough fuel. I'm not stupid.
Fuck everything! You didn't stop shooting.
Fight planted. Oh god, that's horrible.
That was the worst one yet. I'm sorry, you're not.
That's one shot
Yeah, that's over a hundred on Jeff
Oh almost that triple heal
We pour okay, you drink more men
Can you come break this?
I'll show you this one.
Or what?
Make five seconds of 10 minutes.
129 on stage.
You're like, all right, I'll just lift.
They're not in yet.
What?
One came through mid?
Oh, how?
I'm going to cut sight in half so we can just clear it a little bit.
He's picking me with two kills.
What?
Is this guy cheating?
Just ten and all.
No, no, no, there's just like five alticam.
I give up.
I give up. Yeah, I'm gonna save.
I quit. It's my LG. I'm done. I'm uninstalling. I'm down on XES.
Oh, my God. I'm gonna play tomorrow today.
Tomorrow today or tomorrow tomorrow?
Or tomorrow.
I'm just so full of liquids!
I'm gonna play mid with an AWP.
Are we losing?
I am.
No, we're not.
Wait, okay, you guys.
No, no, we're about to, hold up, hold up, guys!
This is my rank up game!
Don't fail me!
Please, I'm begging!
He's begging.
Alright, okay, we sit up.
I'm sad, uh, sit in.
All right.
Got here
You will not kill my
They're made enough to grab my arm they're on the gun
I got bomb. I'm gonna crash on. One is on B.
Was this a B player?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
No, I honestly don't know if that's a yes or no.
I'm not going to believe it.
I don't actually believe it.
I think I'm drunk.
I think I'm drunk.
I wasn't sure, and I was holding my breath.
That's a win.
Let your senses lie.
Silly, I can't hear you from up here.
You're not in a draw.
Oh, no, she didn't.
Hey, better wake up.
Or you're going to get on the tab.
No, we're crossing along I'm gonna go
We're gonna go away probably they can't
Hold it my cos sense here
Hey, she just said I'm dog shit
There are a bunch of three no
Neon's gonna get an Orban's in OT today
no no no
poison orb is missing
grab an orb
poison's off
poison's off
pfft pfft pfft
pfft pfft pfft
I've one in the east!
I'm just gonna take a quick break.
Nothing made?
I'm gonna take that.
I'm gonna be on your end.
Nice.
Hold on.
I'm just gonna have a little careful.
I don't think it's A, do you?
Oh for, oh for, oh for, oh for.
Okay.
Yeah, just fun.
My turn.
Fuck, like I never left.
Ten seconds left.
I'm down.
I don't have time.
fire.
Come on.
A little recognition is nice.
Well done, Silva. You truly are a
hunter. Oh, my god.
Look at that. No.
Yeah, I'm a gun.
So good
I heard a second one heading towards the B in there so I'm going to die.
Oh, you're welcome spike down mid
And triple
And your bombing go be
I'm saving your life. I'm keeping the wall up.
I think I'm going to be. I think I'm going to be.
That's me
10 seconds left
That time again
One enemy remaining
What's wrong with them? You have bad time management
I can buy
I need a weapon.
Don't give me some.
Brandy packs, thank you for the reset, thank you Draco.
It's my rank up.
And we're about to lose our bedtime.
Curse of the Plumpy Elephant.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
close as mid
good styles
think they got lagged
I
Play like this
Great boss down
Oh, they were a.
My God, hurt my soul.
Ow.
I'm be this can be well.
I wonder every time my heart and jolt's alive.
Player's stand is different.
Everyone said she'll.
I'll give you a million dollars.
Really?
Wow.
That's how little he believes.
10 seconds.
You do win this.
I'm so scared.
Orange jail stuff.
Five planted.
Oh.
Okay.
I don't have, I don't have OJ on, I'm just readily available.
That would be weird.
I'm sorry fraud teammate is shouting when you had a million dollars on the line.
Sorry for you man.
It's all right.
It happens.
Would you really fuck them?
Wait, if someone buys me, I hate this round.
I almost choked on water because of that.
It feels bad.
No one believes in me.
I believe in you.
I always believe you.
I literally don't have enough to buy you at all.
I'm sorry.
Get out of my way.
Spiked down a
No, any neon
Maybe I
Swear I saw three on the enemy remaining might be to your right
You only need it to believe in
yourself, pal. Look at that.
That's it. Now, man. I don't
know. All I know is the very
not having an intense 1v1 again.
Yeah. Very intense. We haven't
had a kill in like five rounds.
But just you wait. We're on the
way. Believe you. But when we
But when we do also mind you I actually have really good vision, okay?
1520
Okay, that's really good. Yeah, it is really good
We sure back are you sure I'm the nosy right?
Did you read this personally
That's what they told me.
Sorry, I can't be laughing again.
Stop.
I'm serious.
He's allergic to laughing.
I'm gonna smoke this, they're gonna raise on my column again.
One person still stomping towards that.
silent you're only in kills because they're on your site just so you know
you will not kill my alive
come this way
you want to push on me?
30 seconds left
one enemy remaining spike down
Thank you, Archon. Thank you so much.
Welcome.
Who is the side are you on?
Get a run of that tab.
Are you serious?
Okay, listen, if I already have two on my tab, should it silent a bit on his tab?
This might have been three on the tab.
That's not working.
Tab.
Is that number three?
I'm a big fan of watching like historical runs and stuff like that. So give me a free that's like a dynasty so you know
I think it would be
Yeah, I'm tenacious
I'm in
Raid boss down
One be main
Thank you, okay, and probably healed so hundred each time I'm here where am I?
one enemy remaining nice good fire I never didn't believe in you last round
before the switch I got a spot if you wouldn't mind I do need you to believe
in my ability to use it out isn't thank you why are we laughing hello I believe
Okay, right oh fuck I'm towards the bottom
Wasn't gonna tell you I was gonna you know what at this point all of you need to be drinking
First of all
One day
Great boss mid I'm 60 health
save me silent argonne behind us
come on, come on, come on
heavy, don't make any of this
oh my god, heavy, heavy, oh my god, behind you
what?
what the hell?
why'd you just happen?
I was at distraction, it worked, what were you doing?
I've got no energy remaining.
You're just my turn.
What?
You mean in show?
No, I threw the round.
Last player standing.
Spike planted.
Toxin, screw it up.
I'm behind the green box, someone.
I really needed you to win that round with no kills.
I don't know how you were going to accomplish that, but...
That's so weird, they had Sky on B, dogging and blinding.
That's gonna be.
Not you just kidding, we're gonna fake.
Fake B with Vecher wall and so will you two.
Do you want the bomb?
Hey, run behind me.
Trust me.
I always trust you.
What do you mean?
We should give them the bomb.
Do you want the bomb, Fire?
Give us the bomb.
Yeah.
He's sending us to our dead.
We're so dead.
We're so dead.
I'm glad you said it because I was thinking it.
Oh, he does a fast shot
No! Damn you!
Why are you so silent?
Where's this guy?
He's got a sheriff collided, bro.
We were faking the only one's life.
I can't believe how long you were here.
Wait, why'd you guys go so fast?
We were faking for you.
I can't do anything!
I
Play
You guys hear that
I gotta say you'll produce do you give more than a party okay
Yes
Hello on the same page
No, no, no we're not
left side of green bomb
Well, is this thing on? We lost. It was a save run. It was a save run.
No, no, I don't mean the round. I think fire was implying we lost the game. Wait, hold up.
He's just dramatic. The raid boss is a what if we went B?
I think I'll be alright. I can't give him that much respect. That's how you lose a game. You have to go.
That's no, no. I need you to use your ego to peek this side, not that side.
They walk here in ice here.
They walk here in ice here.
Oh, okay. All right, you know what fire listen listen pal you might be at the top of the team
But I think I'm gonna think of it be calm what we do, okay?
All right, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm lost
Know what they say guys fake it to you make it I'm not sleepy anymore
I'm going a bit after this. What if we did it again, okay?
Hey, what if I do walk around if we went out doing more
I'm not gonna lie guys.
Why me?
I'm not even part of this.
I'm gonna rotate.
Yeah, I've already been either both the shit the wall. I'm gonna rotate back whatever you do on don't let me kill
Hello
You're dead for the dog
Yeah
I'm gonna make this time I'll start looking
Why are we going to the only senti site
It's either the read boxes the raid boss can't give them not much respect. I'm telling you he's not good
I'm satcheling in they're ready to hold me to
I didn't think they'd do the stage, but he's healing himself.
Forty sky.
Check it up, I'll stay here.
I
Do vice-clash me
Come be come be come be
Guys on site somewhere by the way
Everybody's outside
Oh, this guy is so cute.
I have 35, I have 35.
Look, I just blinked in bed.
One enemy remaining.
Good shot.
I think he's farmed.
He's on plant, the bomb's in main.
33.
I'm not kidding, I think he might be there.
He is, he is, he's on me.
Just fly, fly, fly.
I have the spike.
Oh my god, I'm going to pie.
is time to pie so I'm not one
right I'm not any progress recently I
literally haven't done anything except for
died of the sky it's pie time that's it
I'm having pie for breakfast thanks
hold on they're not far off fire had a
cupcake the other day oh you see that
fire would you have a break every game
uh no
they had a broken bar
uh jt
thank you for the resum
yes
You're gonna leave me alone, right?
I'm right now.
Oh, okay.
Stay here the round.
You don't have to be doing the round.
He's out.
He's out.
Nice.
Guys, no pie for me.
No pie for me. I'm back in.
No pie for breakfast.
No pie for breakfast.
Anyone have funds to spare?
Thank you.
Raid boss got fucking Raid boss
Who's the raid boss in confused?
You are the equivalent. Yes
Oh work, that's a ball to mentality. I'm
Sleep anymore, I don't know what's happening. They used to be so tired
I
Oh
Wow
One enemy remaining
That was a crazy play you guys off. Yeah
And I looked back and I got
Unlocked
I'm pretty sure they're mid is like I can't believe I'm 4 and 15 what is
If Skye and Sage are playing this collectively, can I just trigger Skye's flash?
I would not be here.
I'm not surely, I mean it might be, but it's late.
I'm letting the others shine. Oh my god, you're so real and true.
I'm sure tomorrow at 10, yes.
Wait a second.
Neon is mid behind the doors.
I'll hold the smoke, do you know?
I'm gonna join this.
Deploying drone.
I got flanked.
I like this one.
That was great.
I got you.
For the open.
For the open.
For the open.
One on the phone.
One on the phone.
I got nothing with four.
I don't know. Wait, what?
Am I done?
I'm not done yet.
Good job, dad.
Good job. Easy push with me.
I
Oh my god
378 damage to sky to kill them what's that all about there's a lot of healing
still at the bottom yet I'm stuck here
You're on site. You're on site.
Winning. Nice clear. Nice clear.
No, it's not. It's not nice.
No.
I don't fucking understand what's happening.
Oh my god.
What was that?
I was having my back and forth with Sky. I didn't go well.
Sky? I swear is a free kill.
Yeah, this is where someone says something pitiful, and we pretend to tolerate them.
We have to save for last?
Oh man.
I can also somewhere as well.
I request a share of fire?
Get on there!
I was playing butter with you when you need it.
Reloading!
That was the last time.
Did you cover him?
Coming in.
Last player standing.
I'm going to stop the running, okay, okay, if I get plant out I can roll.
Do we go A?
I haven't gone A in a while.
Is the jet still playing same spot here?
We just have to make sure we clear here, because that's where the people on site go.
Forrest! Forrest! Last round!
We either need a push-up site, or when you guys are wrapping, you guys have to wrap... actually wrapping.
I can't do it because I'm planting. Also, let's see where it's...
They want them to stop at something.
Oh.
Oh no, someone's here.
I hit Jeff right in the back.
Nice! Okay, I'm alive.
Nice, there.
Okay, coming.
Oh no, no, no!
Oh no!
Switching place, dude.
I'm looking at the whole thing.
Did I ult?
It's not peek.
I'm just trying to get him.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm strong.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey Ray, I'm 19, I'm like 19 and I was 5.
Even after we lost.
But GTRP is my favorite show.
For a non-suscripted show, the writing is elite.
It is free.
Even if they wall it, we're gonna get close to the end of all.
Shoot at the same time while I drone and the group gets the Ultron.
Fire, we're 5 second by you.
Well done.
Ooh, we can get your Ultron plumpy.
Ray, Ray.
Big contact early, I might not.
Thanks for finding me.
I'm just gonna put them on the wall if they want to wall.
Is he deading?
He's past here.
I'll attack him.
No one peeked. No one get greedy.
It's a stupid game.
One more, one more, one more.
There they are, in this room!
You're dark, mate.
One enemy remaining.
and
switching sides over time
actually I'm walking around 24
over time always over time
actually this is first overtime stay
Waddle, waggle, waggle, waggle.
Waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle.
Waggle, waggle, waggle.
Is you guys the best?
Thank you, Instinct.
go to bed instinctive
ready?
toxin screen down
that's in
it was tiles
just two in
92 neon
I'm turning
Maybe you're back there
No
You like this stuff right there, it's so annoying I
Have two fills we're never quitting
Yeah, balls said he's awake what is happening?
Saturday
I got more.
There's a big tank.
I
Said there by chance
This book here
I
No, I think you can get one you can lose one
We boss that guys
I think they're freaking a
Yeah, I think so too.
They're always dog when they don't growl. It's weird.
Speed, Speed, Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Speed.
Think I would go really good against these guys
You can make
I think they're right side
Nice
I can ult if I can yet
Oh, then you know, it's gonna be dated for him
Are we staying here?
Okay
Yeah
Uh, both are one-paced and one-paced
WHAAAAAYA
There, that's just me
Both there, both there.
One second.
Oh, boy.
This is so annoying.
Damn.
Very nation.
Thanks, gifted.
Whatever.
All right.
And now we win.
I've been taking a win until now.
Now we win.
OK.
Promise?
Promise.
I just hit double pages.
I'm so happy.
Now we win.
This is a win.
This is it.
The next round.
I needed a pick. I'm so bad.
Yeah, I've been picking lots of the shoot by it.
This is a good wall, actually.
Oh, it's a bad wall.
Three, three, the other one, it seems, yeah.
Yeah.
Spike down, A.
Nice, nice.
I need you.
I'm going to save you.
You're going to peek your mid.
No way, bro.
Yeah
Is the bomb inside or does he have a bomb?
He has a bomb
Whatever he has to use play together
Where'd that one go?
Don't come, come, come.
Poison's off.
We should leave for him.
He could also go there, but it's okay.
Sometimes you use it together.
You should gamble, I'd say. He has the pawn back.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Reloading.
Poison's off.
like planted. Go together, go together.
Well, no.
Oh, I heard left one.
I think I heard in like
a little cave. Yeah.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I think he's like, he's like, for sure.
Ready?
I'm sorry.
So good. Good job, guys.
I pray that was scary.
Walking into the sword book.
Yeah. Yeah.
You could have lined your eyes up by your gut.
You smell that? This is it. This is it.
Match point.
It's her. He's butchers go alone.
It's right there.
Who will be main?
And then me and what else?
It doesn't matter who is that.
Thank you.
We're going to split mid to be OK.
I'm going to fake my drone into a
Rango, uh, he's coming with me.
Mid? Okay.
Yeah, he can come with me and then...
He's looking for the flash.
Iron Kirby, go be.
I saved one of them.
I made a careful.
We're faking it, we're faking it right now.
He's pushing me, I think.
Oh, yeah, she wouldn't.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you're cute.
Spike down, B.
Oh, no.
Well, I don't get rid of it.
Yeah, we're ending B, but I don't think I just said right.
Talk to the screen down.
Get out of my way.
Tragic.
Enemy spotted.
B.
The last player standing.
That fingered brother fuck.
I tried to throw him.
Dude.
You're weird.
No one but...
Okay thank god.
guys guys guys no I actually never ever ever wanted to I be holy fuck you getting
dying for the first time with getting a plus one hour would be the funniest
thing ever
Vandal time I know I'm trying
thoughts on me last cannon yeah go for it
I support you supporting me oh yeah
They're going to be on Monday.
They were waiting for a main.
They're just still this round.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I can't fall B.
I'm gonna go B.
I'm gonna B for you, Simon.
That's B.
They're pushing B for me, Simon.
Great toss down.
Let's go C.
This guy's gonna be there.
Um, what do you want to get old like whoever plants the bomb maybe should get orb as well.
I can old.
Okay.
Yeah.
You can just get orb.
Or do you?
Is it better for you post plant maybe?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here.
I think you post plant.
Yeah.
I have a skin.
Cross.
Can I get a drop?
Okay.
You're flash.
I
Stank us here and had a walled all the way and then
Nice.
Go go go.
One remained.
One flying kinda.
Oh.
Oh.
That was so fast.
Standing ahead.
We're not down.
40.
Yeah.
40.
Yeah.
40.
40.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One enemy remains.
Last one is like around side.
That's a player standing like I never left.
Woo!
Nice to see you.
Oh, thank you so much.
That's a satisfied.
Can you beat Kirby?
Oh my God.
Ray was above Kirby.
Oh my God.
Start fucking drinking right fucking up, Kirby.
I already got the drink.
I already prepared, okay.
Got it crossed in the depths of hell.
Not Mike's hard lemonade, all right?
Let's make sure I don't get banned
for rank manipulation first with my performance.
As a matter of fact,
not only should you drink one for bottom price,
you should drink another one for celebrating diamond one.
I can't believe you're diamond.
Okay, well hold on, hold on, guys, guys, guys.
I don't drink much at all, okay?
And I hate vodka, I can hate it, okay?
But because it tastes warm,
even if it came from the freezer, that said.
What?
Warm from the freezer is crazy.
Yes, the moment anything vodka related touches my mouth,
it feels warm.
That's disgusting.
If you guys can get a fit, get a fit.
We have this, we have this.
Yeah, yeah.
I opened up the cabinet.
Bottles?
A bottle of vodka was looking at me
like the green goblin mask, man.
Well, I went down the route of Cranberry Vodka.
So here we are.
is going to go well. I can't wait to be applied again.
It's like 80 hours way past my bedtime guys. You guys have a wonderful night.
Thanks for the games.
Goodbye guys. GG's.
Bye.
How do people enjoy this?
I don't know.
Is there something wrong with that?
Huh?
Are we recent?
That level of the night where you're doing like mid-life prices?
It's two AM on Saturday.
It's five a.m. I don't go out. What's wrong with me? Oh my god. It was either this or
we had the gym on Saturday night so you know. Oh. Wait. Is it the latter better? I mean
I don't know. When I drove past there was depression. There was like three cars. I was
like damn everybody else is you know. Everybody's out and about.
We did it. We carried my terrible ass to diamond one.
What is this?
I think I must be close. I'm right behind you.
It's just weird because you don't look diamond to me like on my screen.
I don't know how personally I look like that.
It doesn't update.
Oh my goodness. Call me a diamond in the rough. That's okay. It's hard to see me.
It's still says 99.
Why is it an update and it's broken?
I don't know if I have an assignment here.
You wanted to see an update or something.
Hold, what if I leave?
Come back.
Nope.
Let me start my game. No.
We're waiting on someone, right? Yeah.
Well, I don't deserve this, but I deserve this.
Um, it takes time. That says it takes time to show up. We start YouTube.
Okay, can someone, can someone explain the appeal?
of just if you're on YouTube, if you're here, you're here.
If you're not here, you're not here.
Hard liquor in general.
Can someone explain that to me?
What's the point?
I thought you were very much just like a smear.
What?
Like, comfortably, I think.
The balls.
What's the question?
What's the particle?
Oh, do I not have you laughing?
Here.
Yeah, I know.
I'm difficult to notice one thing.
Oh, can you make me a party leader, please?
Can you make me a party leader, please?
Oh, thank you.
The justification I got so far is it's a recreational activity. Life's hard.
that's why I leaked it anyways hurry balls get in I leaked the code and bite me no it's okay I
I probably have shields, you know, we'll see you next day.
Make your part.
Oh, God.
OK, so.
About today.
Later, you're talking about.
Yeah.
OK.
Listening.
Is it really a good idea for you guys to drink back to back days
when neither of you are supposed to be drinking.
So I've only had a shot, to be fair.
You said you were drinking whiskey.
Yeah, I was a shot of whiskey.
You had one shot?
Yeah.
So you're saying you're fine later.
That'll be fine.
Yeah, I'll also be fine.
Pretty?
Yeah.
Hey, guys, I may have gotten the ratios messed up
on the fucking cranberry. Okay. What games am I downloading? Honestly, while I was born
with what else? Well, um,
no,
did we just kind of figure that out on the time? Well, it's like how many people
history before five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
six, seven,
You have to take a shot for that.
What did you not say?
Valid take.
Take a shot for that, Val.
Yeah, you know what?
That's valid.
I was going to do it to myself, but yeah.
Oh, machine party.
Machine party would be fun.
Somebody said you were like, go into that game.
Is this true?
Yeah.
No, you said that, actually.
I did.
It was me.
but I'm also
Wait, I made you party little before I left. Oh, and then I gave it back to you before you came back
I'll bear back again
Give me a time and I will be there really if we end up doing it later. Yeah
Do you not do you not realize how easy it is for me to accommodate when my schedule is the lack of one?
Yeah, I don't understand when you sleep
You can ask Archon I will sleep for like two hours be up for like
Eight to ten and then sleep for two to then sort of rinse repeat
It's bad
Yeah, I'm convinced I only need three hours to sleep every day.
Okay, here's my theory.
For every hour of sleep you get, you get two solid, two good hours of uptime.
Everything beyond that is like mid.
But it's a nice mid-time playing video games.
I'm with you.
I seriously, like, I only feel 100% if I get like 9 to 10 hours.
It's not...
You can sleep 10 hours a day.
Okay, I never, I maybe get that much like once a week.
But that's the only time I feel like fully refreshed.
I have a mental problem where ever since school,
I automatically wake up at 7 a.m. no matter what.
I could be drinking, staying up all night, till like 6 a.m.
I'll fall asleep, I'll wake up at 7,
but I'll usually fall back asleep if I'm too tired,
but I always wake up at 7.
Automatic.
That's gross.
Sucks.
That's gross.
Okay, but are you productive at 7?
Like what's happening at 7?
fall back asleep, usually. It's just annoying because it ruins my REM cycles or whatever.
And that's fine. And it's usually on the dot too, like seven exactly. Weird.
There's trauma. Yeah, it is. It's actual trauma.
Biological trauma. Just a reminder, this is when you needed to be up for school. That is wrong.
All right, I have to ask, when you were in school, if you got like, no sleep, were you
guys the type of people who could fall asleep in class, I could actually be the fuck not.
No, I cannot.
I can not.
I would never fall asleep in class.
Me neither.
It is impossible to me.
I could never fall asleep like sitting up right.
It's just like impossible.
Same.
It has to be like thrown or something like that.
I have to be laying down, but the condition of laying down
is irrelevant.
What was funny about that?
I could sleep on a floor.
Just imagine me being a log.
You imagine me being a log?
Yeah.
You can't sleep on a plane or anything, like sitting up?
No.
Yeah. Log.
Okay.
Balls. I'm surprised you're awake.
Yeah, I mean, I tried to fix my schedule and cooked.
What's the point in a schedule anyways?
School.
That's a good point.
as I started wearing my smartwatch like a week ago and I'm not kidding my sleep
score the other day was a one it's bad when you start getting warning one is
better than zero I don't know if zero is possible I don't think you slept okay tired it's happening
what are the names what are the names my name's off I'm leaving wait we're up today right
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm tired. You're always tired. Yeah. Yeah. But like it hit me. It hit me. You know, when it hits, when the second wind ends, I don't really play Valorant.
Don't worry. Sometimes I sell.
Oh my god, it's a copy!
I guess this game's gonna go great.
Great.
I want to keep fighting.
We're gonna fight, we're gonna fight, we're gonna fight.
Oh
We said this is gonna go great
Take a shot take a shot
No
You got me
Damn
Trust me, trust me, I'm good for the five.
That's my second round strat, but I want you to know I'll be here if you die.
To grab your body and definitely not the gun.
Wait, I have an idea.
I end stream, but I keep playing.
Head on 140, 140 and I go.
Wait, who should I hose?
Nice.
Spike down, A.
Like how you waited till I died to peek?
I don't know. No, no, no.
Come on. Come on. Okay. He can be a name. Okay. He's not there.
There we go.
Is that it? It's fire underscore Val. Yeah, I feel like I'm
that's so jumping. I'll see you guys if like ten hours, I'll be
live later today. Clip cue first and then drunk a variety of
Oh, hold on
My did drop a 40