Valkyrae
CLIP QUEUE THEN GTAV RP THEN DRUNK VARIETY GAME DAY WITH FRIENDS (also live on YT)
09-27-2026 · 11h 19m
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I don't know how, but I am!
I'm here!
Novidos, thank you for the 15 months.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi Twitch.
Hi YouTube.
I know, she's not dead. Yeah, I don't know what's happened recently. I just, I just don't sleep anymore. I don't know what's going on. Did you even sleep? I mean, I slept until 1 p.m.
But I was like, I wake up and then I fall asleep and then I wake up and I fall asleep.
How long did you play? We played until 5 a.m.
Yeah, it was, uh, it just didn't stop.
I have to show you something.
And I don't know if it's a sign of mental illness, but do you see?
So what happened was I was so tired last night at 5am that I left my game open.
And this dude, it's still, I woke up, I went to my computer and he's still the freaking
I messaged him and I was like, why are you in the lobby?
And then he said, and I quote, hold on.
He said, and I quote, hold on.
He said, and I quote, a man of principle.
No, actually pissed me off.
Cause now, now I feel like I can't leave because I'm stubborn.
And I think he's being stubborn.
stubborn. And so now the games just open and I told him I was like, well, it'd be really
nice if you just left because how am I supposed to open up GTA and have Valorant and Steam
open at the same time? You know what I mean? Like, I feel like this is, this is ridiculous.
He said it, I quote something, but it's too lazy to look it up. Anyways, so that's what
happened last night. I am excited for today. Today we have a crazy day. I can't believe
It's already 4 p.m. Oh my God, it's going on with my life.
I also forgot to buy alcohol, but it's on the way.
I did it as I started my, starting to see a stream.
Monkey chunky, you think so, there's something.
Thank you.
Guys, I came up with a plan.
I came up with a plan and I'm so excited.
And it's a plan that involves chatty and I'm so excited
because I think Rae-mon may have found a loophole.
I think she may have found a loophole.
Because I was really thinking it was like, hmm.
Yeah, I think it's very clear,
like he's trying to like,
he's being rude to her intentionally, right?
And so I was like, hmm, no hints?
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm gonna show you when we get on later.
But it's just unfortunate because it's already almost 4pm
and I don't have time for anything.
I don't have time for anything.
So we're supposed to play,
okay, this is what's happening by the way.
So our fourth is actually Saturn.
Saturn.
But she can't play until like 11 pm PT or 10 it's like 10 pm PT ish so we were thinking
of doing Valo drunk Valo at six until she's ready because she might come back sooner
But then I was like, hmm, what if we just do Valo at like eight, play for a couple games and then do variety with Saturn?
Hi, Yuki.
What'd you say?
Let's eight?
I don't mind.
It's just going to be valo 8 it no no no it's not it's not we're gonna do the games are
machine party and and machine party and the other one that's gamline what's the other
one. Not lethal company. Liars bar. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Liars bar, machine party, and then
if we're in the mood, maybe Uno. But I told them I was like, I don't like Ubisoft very much. If you
like the, it's really frustrating to maneuver sometimes. So I was like, I'm down for no lethal
company. Well, I was thinking about it. And I don't think that lethal company is a good drinking
game because one, you get separated. You can't really like talk to each other. And two, if you die,
the people that are dead have to spectate. So it's like, repo's the same way.
Scam line. I also considered scam line, but I don't like that once again, you're isolated in your
own room. Like you can't really engage with each other. You know, that's why I feel like machine
party and Liar's Bar is better for drinking games.
He is the same, you get separated.
Also, when you die, you have to spectate, it's the same thing.
Why are you guys naming games?
We found the games, that's enough games.
We have Liar's Bar and Machine Party, that's plenty of time.
What, are you not happy with these games?
It's perfectly perfect.
It's perfect!
Okay, you even sleep? Um, no.
I mean, I was in and out until 1 p.m. And I bought my mom a new car.
I bought my mom a new car, and she's obsessed.
It's one of those self-driving cars because she doesn't like driving.
And I've never heard her happy.
It's actually crazy.
She's like, I had it self-drive all the way to Spokane.
I didn't have to do anything.
I was like, what the fuck?
This is crazy.
Yeah, which car?
I actually don't know.
I let her pick it out.
I actually don't know what the car is.
I was like, yeah, yeah, as long as you're happy.
She's really happy.
Oh, shit.
Joey, thanks for the 10 gifts.
And thank you.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, she traded in her last bar for it.
So it was, a lot of money was already put into it,
which was nice, but thank you for the prime.
Okay, yeah, so that's the plan today.
Like blasted the AC because I wanted to wear sweater.
Makes low today.
I kind of wanted it to be low intentionally
because I sound disgusting.
All right, clip cue time.
It's time, we're gonna do clip cue.
Damn it, okay.
Okay, wait, okay, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out, hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
What if I play GTA for one hour
and I do my big plan that I have?
And then we do clip queue into drinking.
Okay, because I have to send a few messages.
Okay. I decided.
I'm going to do it real quick.
Hold on, I have to cough.
Anyways.
Anyways, um, thank you Joey again for the 10 gifts in. Thank you Nusa25 gifted subs.
Thank you Boshee for the Prime. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh my god! I can't! This is actually, I will pay him to leave first at this point. Please,
I'll pay you to leave the lobby first.
Pick him?
Wait, I can kick you.
I win.
I'm a fucking winner.
I win.
All right, it's time for GTA one hour, one hour GTA one hour
clip queue and then drinking and then right again.
W loophole.
He said, don't you fucking dare to wait loser.
I wish, oh my god, I wish everyone played Valo so that we can all just hang out.
He's like a CS only kind of guy.
But Angel did tell me that she downloaded Valo, she's ready to go whenever.
I was like, okay, perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I'm excited.
Okay.
The game is loading.
Thank you, Gabs, for the gift itself.
Thank you, Hanu, Vibi, for the sub.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Skrulls, for the prom.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How are you guys doing today?
Happy Sunday.
Okay, I'm just going to quickly do my plans that is tired to how many of you were up
till 5 AM watching Valorant.
Here, look at Skinty.
Wait, so many of you!
Wow, so many!
Jake, thank you for the gift.
It's a thank you to Tia Star for the recent.
Thank you, Cheeks for the sub.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All of us.
Wow. So many, so many, so many. And that's only east coast. Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
How late they stayed up because I'm west and they're like east is insane. Oh my God, I'm
so nasally today. Me coping, maybe the alcohol will clear up my sinuses. All right.
A crumb, just a crumb, just a, just a, just a crumb.
Oh, actually, I have to show my idea in a moment, because the alcohol, I was inspired by curvy,
I got a mice hard lemonade.
I was like, man, I haven't had this since like high school or sorry, college.
Yeah, so I'm gonna have to do that in a moment.
You know, I thought about calling you and hanging out for that coffee, but then it just started to rain in thunder and I was like, hmm, the universe is trying to tell me something.
Okay, no, I'm actually, oh my god, dude, I've got crazy plans and I fear, I fear the beast
has been unleashed.
I'm about to make things so insane.
What do you say?
Thank you, uh, investors for the 10 gift it's, um, wait, what did he say?
Pin I can't see the pin
Thank you. Thank you so much for the tendons of the out of stars. Thank you
Thank you, thank you. Thank you, but I'm on burn side now. Oh
Are you having a tough time being a loser?
Sorry
Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, I know
No, it's tough sitting in a lobby all night long
and not being the one to be the last one in there.
No, I get it.
Also, speaking of Byrne, I did message Byrne today
and I did tell him, I was like, hey, just so you know,
I only was thinking about retconning the abuse stuff,
but like I think I'm totally fine with going slow
as long as you're comfortable with it.
He says that he's comfortable with it
as long as both parties are comfortable with it.
So we're both comfortable with it.
So we think that it'll add to the story.
So that's what we're going with.
Just up to you guys.
Okay, the alcohol is almost here.
It's, I literally think I have to wait
because I think he's literally
in my apartment building right now.
Ready, comes.
What games are you playing?
Okay, so we're doing one hour of GTA, one hour of Clip Q,
and then like two hours of Valorant,
And then we're doing, whenever Saturn is ready,
we're going to switch to Liars Bar and Machine Party.
Guys, it's, guys, guys, I'm not lying.
I'm not lying, it's true.
It's just a fact.
It's a fact, there's other people involved.
Sorry, I was so busy yesterday,
But maybe, hmm, what do I say to this, what do I say to this,
what do I say to this, what do I say to this?
The message was today, yeah.
But she called yesterday and I didn't call her back.
Maybe the universe is trying to tell you that the two of us can create chaos together.
I'm still looking forward to that coffee date.
Hmm.
Burn, this is my new girlfriend, please kill her.
Sorry.
Wait.
Burn, this one right here.
Thank you so much, Hailey, for the 50 gifted subs on YouTube and for subbing.
Holy crap.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Hello.
This is your Oba driver.
I'm waiting outside the door.
Okay.
I have to give them my ID one second.
One second.
D, one second.
One second.
One second.
I got the alcohol, I got the beer, yeah I was trying to, before we decided on Val I
I was trying to think of a good three-player multiplayer game,
but it's just not like there's not really any good three-player
games.
I was thinking like the game of life,
but it's so short and not that captivating.
Apex, we're not playing Apex.
Drunk.
Played up.
Are you?
OK, don't even, OK, forget I said anything.
I don't even want to talk to you guys anymore.
Don't talk to me.
Focus to maybe face the five get the subs.
Thank you.
and also every single person saying chain together
should be banned.
First of all, I already beat it.
Second of all, do you want me to kill myself?
Hi, Noko.
Is that Noko?
Dude, I mentioned Apex and then...
No, I actually just straight up hallucinated.
That wasn't even him.
Anyways.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, all right.
All right.
Now I need to call some people.
Thanks again for trying to help my friend yesterday.
Anytime.
Would love to meet you and your friend.
Okay, I need to call.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi. I have good news.
Hello.
Yeah.
I'm not going to arrest you anymore to look good at my job.
Yeah, I don't want to.
I took this guy in a chase yesterday.
Oh. I'll say it again?
Gotta wait.
Perfect. Okay, great.
I have another favor to ask.
Okay, what's up?
the clown's numbers. Yeah we'll do. Okay yeah. Do you have something missing? But you're gonna
save you all the ones he has. Okay um I I need hitmen. Okay but not like the type of hitman that
that like kills people.
I need the type of hitman that will just terrorize.
Okay, yeah.
And it's for Chatterbox.
You want us to terrorize him?
Yeah, so long story short, we can't talk to each other
and he's been really mean to me and avoiding me.
And I feel like this is the best way
that I can hang out with him
is by paying people to do it for me.
So would you mind like just giving me a list of people
that might be available for hire to do,
like, I don't know, things that'll, like,
stress them out.
And then every time they do it,
it could be like, oh, this is from Raymond, with love.
Yeah, I think that there's a lot of us
who wouldn't mind to do that, yeah.
Okay, and I think this is really good
because like, you know how the clowns gave me $100,000?
Well, I can kind of put that money back into paying people
to hang out with him for me.
Yeah, that's the thing over and over again.
It's genius.
So, okay, two questions.
Yeah?
What can we not do?
What's the...
You know, is there any...
I mean, don't hurt him.
Stickly.
You know.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, just, you know, I just want, you know,
or maybe his car keys go missing,
Or maybe he's just accidentally thrown into the ocean.
Yeah, I'll make him pop his tire.
Hey, Gotcha, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Just wanna, you know, I want him to remember me.
Because we're just all speaking to each other right now.
Which, uh, he made me cry yesterday, actually.
Wait, what?
Yeah, no, I had to block his number twice.
It was horrible.
Huh?
Wait, okay.
What happened?
I think a long story short.
We can't really talk very much until a specific date comes up.
And yeah, the day is talking right now.
Yeah, so we only have three more sessions
and apparently phone calls count.
So I can't see him every day.
I feel like this would be the best way for me to get out of that, get out of being caught
hanging out with him.
That actually hanging out with him, you know?
Yeah, it's a little loophole, I think so, listen, I'll put together a nice little sheet
of to-do lists for different clouds
that maybe want to get involved in.
I mean, is there something specific that you want to do?
Ah, not that you can think about the moment,
but something will for sure come to mind.
OK, I'll come up with a list.
OK, I'm about to send you the number.
OK, thank you.
OK, the problem's mine.
The problem's mine.
The cloud quest.
I'm out of bed.
You're insane.
Well, how else are they going to interact?
They can't really interact at all.
I'm going to sell that photo to one of these magazines.
So, Rel is doubling down.
Yeah, ew. Interesting. I hope we find him. I wish I could find him today, but I don't
have time. I don't know why you guys think he's banned. This was today, by the way.
So, you think so, a date, so you want to go on a date with me, that's you.
Hmm, not banned earlier today?
How do you guys know these things?
Is not banned live for NBL not valuing live?
They don't?
Someone knows
There's a clip of going him bro, I have no idea
That's cute
I know you do as well since you thought all day yesterday about the coffee date since you
that you thought about it.
You know, I thought about calling you.
Wait, she did call me.
She did call me though yesterday.
I missed call yesterday and also texting me today again, I think we are on the same page.
Period.
about this. Very cute.
Thank you for the sub, thank you, thank you massive, thank you.
I know we have a nice view today, wow look at this.
you
All right, so fall. Yeah, no
Oh, thanks for the time gifted
Right here at that I was out of town for a few days. What can I do for you? Oh. Well, it seems like it might already be handled.
So she still have her lint friend. Yeah, she does, in her pocket. She has, she doesn't have the toilet paper man.
She has that tiny rock in her pocket and a lint ball with the bow tie on it, in her pocket.
I want to thank you so much for that.
I need to make a to do list for the goals.
When did I get this?
I got a pearl necklace from scuba diving.
Gigi gave it to her.
You were on the phone?
Did Rima notice or no?
Just because I didn't notice, like maybe.
Oh, this is expired now.
You didn't notice?
What? Oh yeah.
Alright.
Oh boy.
I shouldn't have deleted that, but whatever.
Ideas for clowns to father, daddy, or Ray.
I was going to put terror eyes.
I don't think I should.
Pop his car tires, write random, anonymous letters.
Yeah, well, why is
Let's see
Hi him to a tree and to him
Frank, Paul, the...
He's also dead.
Think in random locations.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
They would call and say, oops, wrong number.
Flip his furniture in his room around upside down.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
wrong. This is correct! Furny? It's furniture. Furniture! Really? Oh, it's funny. Furniture.
Ew, yuck, what a gross word.
Rain Berger makes sure that he gets it on YouTube.
Ernie Chord.
What else can we do?
dress like him.
Everybody dresses up like him.
That's a good one.
Put all your garbage in his room.
Thanks for the prime Jaylin. Thank you. Oh, yeah, repeat, repeat everything he said.
Oh my god, it's so funny.
Thank you.
She's running for the prime.
Thank you.
He's gonna lose it.
I don't want him to get hurt, obviously.
Like Raymond obviously still cares and she still obviously has like loves him, right?
But she knows that he's distancing himself and they can't talk like they literally can't
talk.
So this is her way of being able to interact with him and also punish him for being rude.
Make Amber flirt with him.
Oh, that's going to piss him off.
walk around him, he circles.
And we're too far, it's not that.
Yeah, petty wars are back.
Okay, some of you are crossing the line.
Like, we're not trying to put him into a depression, hello?
like what do you mean call him Barrick make ember dress up like Raymond hello
what are you doing
that's crazy actually evil
I think this is a pretty good list.
I think.
This is good.
All right, ideas for Klaus to bother Chatty for Ray because he was mean and we can't
talk for a while.
reasons. Interesting logic. And maybe I need a way to interact with
Oh, why is it doing that?
All right, perfect.
Maybe Ray wants a way to interact with him.
This is good. All right, rip it out.
Let us clip to you in 30 minutes. We'll do a clip to you. And I'm going to watch Bern's POV of last night because everyone's been saying it's so funny.
I have the notes. Can I meet up and give to you?
Mumbles apartment, please.
Whenever ready, but I do.
Bumble's.
Didn't I add his number before?
So how come I can't just like, oh, I go to add.
Oh, okay, so now it's in.
Hello. Hey, mumbles, it's Raymond. Oh, hey, Raymond, first name Ray, last name
how have you been? Yeah good good it's good to hear from you I actually got your
number from Twinkles just now. Oh really? Yeah you know I I need a big favor. I
could do you a big favor of course what do you need? And I'm not sure of who this
may be an interest to in regards to the clouds which is how I got your number
because I asked him because I was like, I need all of the clowns as numbers.
But pretty much long story short,
Chatty and I, we can't really see each other or talk to each other for a while.
And the last time I spoke to him, he was very mean and it hurt my feelings.
It made me cry.
So I kind of put together a list of ways to.
I don't know, bother him.
And it's my only way of interacting with him is through you guys right now
So I wanted to give this list of you know pranks
To twinkles and hopefully you know, you can read it and maybe participate in some of the pranking
Okay, yeah, you know, I've actually got a pretty good prank
um
Right now, um, I don't I don't know
Well, listen, I don't know about right this minute, but I'm getting a paternity test done.
You're pregnant?
No, unfortunately, not this time.
No, I may have gotten someone pregnant years ago, and now there may be...
You're pregnant?
Listen, mum daddy's got flow, and I don't know how to just explain it to you.
Yeah, mum daddy.
I've got flow now.
It's been a while since we talked.
Actually, Ray, I don't even think you and I have had a proper conversation outside of
the whole birth to you from my pussy thing that we talked about to be quite honest.
So you're staying as a grandmother.
I've been the mayor since...
Wait, what?
Yeah, I was the mayor for a time.
You know, I sort of have this thing with Daphne Malone now.
Daphne?
Yeah, I know, I'm with him right now, actually.
What's your name?
I'm Ray, first name Ray, last name Mondia, I was the mayor, I was also the governor of
Grape Seed, sort of the leader of the clowns while Chatterbox was going through this like
evil or dark era, yeah.
So I'm getting a paternity test done with my ex-wife's kid.
I don't know how it's going to turn out to be honest, but if you want to be there, I
invited him, but like, you know, it'd be a pretty good prank if he wasn't there, but
you were, and we took like family photos.
I would love to.
Oh, I know.
Oh, Mumbles, I missed you so much,
my precious pussy child.
Oh my God, I missed you.
I can't believe you gave birth.
Yep, I sure did.
Right out of my loin.
Just like you.
Right out of your pussy.
Oh my God.
Right out of my mum pussy.
Right out of your mum, okay.
Okay, this is great. Oh, so that's the line. That's the line. We're going with you. Oh, hey, I know I was on speaker
What you are now you are now. Oh, hello. Hello. Is this Daphne?
Yeah, that's what I'm. Hello. Um, listen mumbles here. He's a catch. All right. I didn't know he turned into a whore
I didn't know he was the guy. I'm not a whore. Why does everybody keep saying I'm a fuck boy?
I didn't raise him this way.
Your Twitter handle is mom daddy.
Okay, just because I got it.
You literally refer to yourself as mom daddy to me.
I said mom daddy's got flow and that's not a lie.
But I'm not a fuck boy.
I just say, I just be saying the ladies be lining up.
You know, the river be flowing.
That's all, fuck.
Alright, you about to have one less one in line.
Alright.
Y'all speakerful.
Oh my god. Hey listen, I do think that would be a great prank.
And if you think of more, let me know because I can't really see Chad or talk to him until
October 17th.
So, yeah, that's a crazy day to be with the one to talk to him.
He's working a burger shop right now.
You could like get on a pay phone and like disguise your voice and say you want like
a billion burgers or something like that.
Okay, this list that I'm going to get to, it's on the way to the part.
Twinkles is on the way to the part where I pick up this list that I made of prank ideas for any clowns that are around him that want to participate so
Do you deserve someone else that actually would love to just like harass chatty for fun
For being rude to me yesterday and making me cry and he's just making me feel like he doesn't
Freaking care about me anymore, which is really frustrating. Hey, whoa. Whoa hold your horses hold your horses, right?
Jesus Christ you don't have to explain to me I I I just got set up by the guy so you don't have to convince me at all
To help you what you were set up
And no he made me he made me go into it. Okay. Yeah, you have to be back on speakerphone here you go
Daphne's gonna tell you all about it. Okay. This is what happened
This is what happened. So chat about told me that mumbles went on like a vacation with his ex-wife
who's the mother of his now daughter that they're doing the paternity test for so I made chat about taking to a basement
Had chat about time up and then I held them at night for it
Wow, I see why you guys get along
My balls how dare you what are you talking about? You're bad
Not bad!
Not bad!
You're so bad!
You're talking about, I'm not bad!
Yeah, you're just being bad and just being just all over the place.
This is what happens when I'm gone for too long, I understand.
Okay, I'm not acting out, okay?
That's not what is happening.
Is it mommy issues?
I don't have mommy issues.
I'm sorry!
Do not start that train of thron.
I'm, I, listen, I've been wanting to talk to you.
I'm sorry!
I'm trying to throw it, I'm, I, listen, I've been wanting to talk to you for years, but I am so ready to hang up right now.
You wouldn't.
I just want you to know that I wouldn't.
Oh my god.
Amber? Is that you?
Um, yes.
Hi, it's Raymon.
Yeah, I know. I have phone numbers.
Oh, yes. Um, how are you doing? Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm doing okay. Yeah. I just didn't expect a call from you.
from you oh oh yeah i've uh twinkles had given me all the clowns's numbers just now so i wanted to
reach out and i know this is sudden but ask for a favor um okay do you still have a crush on chatterbox
ember i need you to fuck him oh really what not literally but i need you to prank him
okay because chatty and i are not on talking terms right now okay and i'm not not near anyone
either okay yeah i run up a hill in in sunday i'm just safe and i don't care if i murder kitty
Oh, be careful. Those are dangerous. Yeah, I'll be okay. Oh, somebody could use a knife though.
Yeah, they're really cute. As long as they're not trying to eat you. Yeah. Sorry, I haven't really
tried contacting you. Oh, it's okay. I've been kind of on the run anyway, so I've been slowly trying to
reach out to people. It's just, there's a lot going on that not a whole lot of
people know. So I'm sorry it took so long for me to find you.
Yeah, I don't remember the same since you was on the list.
Aww. Well, I'm happy I got to talk to you, but I'll pay you to flirt with Chattie as much
as possible. Okay, um, I would have to learn my girl friend. Yeah, her name's Jaina. Jaina.
I don't think I've met a Jena.
Um, do you know Callista Belle?
Uh, I don't know if I have.
Oh no, she used to be a cop.
Oh, she used to be a cop. Listen.
I'll know. Yeah.
I will pay her to the flirt with Chattie.
If you both want to make money, listen, it's a long story, but Chad and I are on the rocks
and we're not allowed to talk to each other for a while and this is my only way of interacting
with him is by pranking him, by proxy.
So I'm just looking for people to prank him and the clowns had donated $100,000 to me
during the auction and so this is my way of giving back to you guys.
Please terrorize him.
I will pay you.
Just work with him.
I want him to be so uncomfortable and regret being rude to me,
and I want him to miss me again,
and I want him to act like how he did
before all of this happened.
Anyways, okay, no, it's fine.
Okay, let me know how it goes, no pressure,
I love talking to you Amber, I'll talk to you later, goodbye.
Okay, where is Twinkle's?
Let's go and see this.
Meow.
So no date. Um, I don't really, it's up to twinkles. I don't really know. Oh, hi max.
More than that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, see you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I should have taken the elevator.
Ultrakings, there we go.
Thank you, Dazap.
Dazanipa.
Sorry.
Thank you, Navi, for the prime.
Tinkles!
Who's not here?
Oh, pickles. Hey, I didn't know you were here. Yeah, I hope you weren't waiting long.
I called Amber and and mumbles and they're on board. I pretty much told sweet. I told
that I will pay her and her girlfriend
to literally flirt with China Box as much as possible.
Yeah, yeah, and, okay, so here's my list of ideas.
Here you go.
Listen, this is the only way I could interact with him
for a long time.
It's actually a really long time.
And it's just like, I feel like this is, you know what?
And he deserves to be punished for his behavior.
And I feel like this is the best way
for me to get back at him.
What do you think?
Did you read it?
Read it, read it, read it, read it, read it, read it,
read it, read it, read it, read it, read it.
Huh?
Uh, it took his reading, it took his reading.
Okay, what does it say?
Read it out loud.
Oh, okay.
Ideas for clouds to bother, chatty for Ray...
Hold on, it took his...
Uh-huh.
Whisper.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Ideas for clouds to bother!
Uh, chatty for Ray because it was me that we can't talk for a while, for reasons, and maybe Ray wants a way to interact with him.
Ah!
Yes!
I have his car tires.
Ready?
Random anonymous letters.
I am to a tree and feed him!
Yeah, feed him.
Make friends, call and say, oops, problem number.
My best friend changed his room, everybody dresses up like him, put all your garbage in his room,
repeat everything he says and make him perfect.
These are great!
There's more, there's more, read them, read them, read them.
Um, uh, took this kid, turned, this is the only page.
Oh, that was it? I thought I had more on there.
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta...
Do you think it's enough? I think it's enough.
Uh, it's enough, but if there's more, you gotta cut the other pieces.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's the only one.
Okay, and then...
No, let's go, let's go!
And then, and then, and then...
And then after a prank happens, be like,
You know why.
You know why.
And then when we finally talk again, I'm expecting a full point of apology,
and I hope he comes running back and he says,
I loved you so much that I missed you and I'm so sorry for misunderstanding everything that you're going through and assuming you're just a stupid stupid girl and I and I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
Tickles is probably going to do the tie him to the tree one. Now it seems good.
Yes. Feed him. Feed him so much food.
Make sure he doesn't get hurt.
Yeah. But you're okay with getting fat. Yeah. I bet that he can't make fun of Kurt no more.
Exactly. I like that. Okay, thank you Twiggles, can you be updated? Wait, do you want to go
to show this note to the others at the board? Oh yeah, yeah, you can show that to any of
the other fans that you think would be interested in participating and I will pay those that
I need payment to participate.
Okay, but, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Think of the keep you updated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you, Twickels!
It took a second,
if we take pictures of us bothering him,
is it safe for you to accept that?
Oh, no.
No, I can't really.
Okay.
I think this is the only really way I can interact
until you know that, yeah.
For a while.
Yeah, because Twickels,
you're like some kinds of probably sent something.
So they're gonna tell him no.
Yeah.
They could post on socials and I could see that way.
Oh my god.
Oh, good idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I made it.
He just was on, have you seen rumors?
Oh, I saw.
I saw that he actually eats ass.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a freak.
Yeah, and this is how all of it started.
This is when we started fighting
because I had clocked in as a lawyer
and I thought it was gonna be a first day as a lawyer
and so I put my name in the lemon list
And then this girl named Roxanne had called me
and she was like, hey, listen,
like I need some representing.
There's this guy named Chatti who was like eating ass
and it's on socials.
And then he ran me over the car
then I had to go buy a splint
and it costs a lot of money
because they'd be really sick
and I'd go to the hospital and cost $7,000.
And also I'm named apology for Kama Sami
or Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama,
I don't know his name.
Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama,
Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama,
Yeah, and so he she was like I just wanted apology and so she wanted to sue chatty
And I was like listen
I could probably talk to him and convince him to probably pay you back for some of the money that it's cost you to go to the
Hospital and so I called chatting. I was like hey listen. This is my first time. I know your job
I hope that you know you can like be supportive and I'll get 25% and then he was like no
Don't you why do you need it?
Don't you just use people for money anyways?
He was so mean to me and it made me cry and he didn't do he hung up on me
And then he wouldn't answer my phone calls because this guiding time of Peter's picking up and apparently that guy is gutter
From a long time ago, and I didn't know that and then Chatti's been avoiding me ever since and just being really mean to me
And I think he's trying to push me away
for reasons
Yeah
He's a bastard person for doing all of that
Yeah, I agree
And so I think this is the only way I can really interact with him and also punish him at the same time is by maybe paying people
the money that you guys gave me and give it back to you if need be or maybe
hopefully some people just do it for free because they're already been
terrorized by chatty so I feel like it's kind of just because he did kind of do
some really horrible things back in the day dollars yeah we're probably gonna do
it for free most likely is that I can't okay um is there a specific clown that I
should reach out to you that you think would love this besides momos and ember
because I already called them.
And from the numbers, the ones who would probably...
So, Azo, Sneaky, Reina...
Very Wendy, Sneaky.
And Bao is what I think of the saying.
Yeah, I think Wendy and Sneaky would totally do this.
Can you imagine showing them this letter I gave you?
And I'll give him a heads up.
OK, I actually have to go to bed early today.
But thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Tweakles.
I'll check.
Just let me know to check socials whenever and I'll go.
OK, we'll do it.
OK, bye, Tweakles.
Bye.
I love you.
Blasey-tee.
Thanks, Tweakles.
I'm trying to get better at telling people I love that I love them because you know I
I you know maybe one day we're we're all gonna die and then we'll never see each other again
and then maybe that one where maybe when we're 50 we'll look back and be like wow maybe I should
have told people I love that I love them before they're gone because everyone just kind of leaves
you know they come and they go and they come and go and I also come and go I come and go all the
time so maybe it's not gonna happen no you listen the more you do the more it's gonna happen so
So you gotta be positive. It's not gonna happen positive. Okay
Okay, it's not gonna happen exactly. Yeah, not gonna happen. Thank you
All right
I'm with them right now, he's been filling me in on a lot of excited
Oh, thanks for that. I have to go to my room anyway.
Wait, if who is your father? Hello.
Hello, Stranger.
I'm getting off, anyways.
Do you think Raymon is meant centered?
No, she's got girlfriends, and she's been looking for girlfriends.
I think just because she has like relationship interest doesn't mean that she's male centered.
Let's see, what room are we in?
I'm lost again, eight, oh, okay, let's read.
The group chats.
Minus one is seven. Wait, what do you mean?
Raise concept one guide. How does she always read that one bad text? I don't even think that's a bad text.
Our message.
I like answering your guys's questions.
I think it's I think it's totally fine to question or like get some clarity on a characters like where her heads at you know what like her qualities her traits because she's definitely a broken crumpled girl you know what I mean I think it's fine.
is fine. Let's see.
Eve. God, I wish he didn't do this. I feel like he can never
talk. Good one.
I'll hear a person. Yeah, she will. Next time she sees him.
Damien. That'd be nice to meet in person. I know she's trying to get a group of people
to either go scuba diving or fishing together. Do you want anyone else want to bring? Oh
my god. I have always wanted to try fishing. I did try scuba yesterday. It was so much
fun. I do it again. I can't today but would love to next time all of us are around.
I don't even know. Have I met this person? They called me when I was on lawyer duty.
Oh, so you saw that I called and thought not to call back. Oh, okay, Ray
Wait, am I winning?
No, no, I did think to call back I just couldn't
That's me
I'll make it up
Make it up to you.
I love their dynamic. Yeah, I think I think seven might be a good
RP contested
Because she's willing to be a piece of shit, which I like I like that. She's also like she's got depth to her character
She's not just a nice girl like everyone is you know what I mean?
also like I think that
She's willing to just be insane. Love the toxic characters. Yeah. Also, this is good for Raymond because Raymond wants to love bomb other people to throw off her dad in hopes that her dad will target seven instead.
But who knows? What if Raymond and Stephen fall in love? Oh no! Oh my god, that'll be
a disaster. What if, because what she's doing to Stephen is essentially what she started
doing with Barrick. And now she has feelings for Barrick and so now she's trying to make
about the target. And now there's another person involved. Oh my God, so funny. Raymond falling
in love with everyone. Okay, she's not in love. Okay. All right. Let's make it clear. Raymond loves
people and she loves to be loved. She loves to be cared for and she loves to be part of something.
He definitely, he definitely has attachment issues for Gigi what Raymond loves Gigi too
just not in a sexual way.
Oh, you mean it's Gigi's ex?
Wait, we gotta find out if DG and 7 actually date or not.
Hold on, I need to call her.
I need to call her.
Oh my god.
Let me call you right back.
Let's go right back.
Okay, no problem.
Right, right, right, back.
Okay, no problem.
I think Seven and Gigi had,
they like liked each other,
but I don't know if they act like officially dated.
Is she in love with Chatty?
Raymond definitely loves Chatty still, obviously.
Everything that she's doing is to protect him.
I thought I made that clear,
but I feel like it's just,
I don't know if people are just like mad to be mad
and it's fine.
You guys, it's fine, it's a TV show, it's great.
But like, she's not trying to kill him
and she's trying to come up with ideas to save his life.
You know, what do you mean, obviously?
What?
When she, what?
How is it not obvious?
I feel like she's been trying to see him every day, but she can't.
She literally can't see him. Like there's a third party involved, which is her father,
who's trying to get him killed. It's complicated for her.
But is she in love? She's not in love with anyone.
She loves Chatty. She definitely has a very strong bond with Barrick right now.
But no, she's not in love.
You need to eat?
Yeah, at least I have a bandaid.
Feel.
Oh my god, Gigi, please call if we get off.
Girl dinner is bandaid.
Ah, Frank, I have to give food.
I'm sad.
I forgot it earlier.
I didn't think I'd be starving like this.
Maybe I can ask someone.
Do you self-insert at all?
Yes, I am sexually attracted to clown.
Oh my God, yes, it is exactly, you caught, caught, you got me.
You freaking got me.
I think the way that I self-insert the most is my ADHD tendencies, like I can't, it is
a little hard for me to stand still all the time, and it is hard for me to not cut people
off.
I try my best not to interrupt, but sometimes I do, sometimes I get excited, and then I like
I just tried to control my accidental rudeness.
Like when I answer phone calls, when I'm talking to someone else.
Max! Max is an emergency! Get in the ride please!
What's up?
Here we go.
Where did you meet the guy?
I ate food bad.
Oh, okay. Let's head back to shop.
Okay. I'll pay you.
I mean, I've got food on me if you want that instead. How does would you need food?
I just need a little bit to hold me over until I go to bed, really.
All right, well, there's a burger, there's some water, and there's some fries for you.
Thank you! Okay, we can actually go back.
Oh, okay, you can.
Thank you. I thank you. Thank you so much. Also, Max, you gotta get a new job.
I don't mind.
Please, it hurts me to see this.
What is there? Everyone's doing farming. There's no, there is no job.
There's so much!
There's nothing. Everyone's just farming.
What about being a cop, or like a sanitation, or a lawyer, or something in the meantime?
Is she a screwdriver?
Can we make money?
I've done government work. I like the social jobs, you know?
Like taxi, bartending, that's all my sort of thing.
I'm gonna be a bartender at the casino, but I have no idea when that's opening.
Oh man.
Well...
Oh, oh.
I-I do plan to change at some point.
Taxi is definitely something I can't do forever.
Okay.
I'm trying to find people to hang out with too.
I-I realize I can't do that to myself.
I-I gotta get better with that.
Yeah.
I feel like it's just, you know,
sitting here all day waiting for someone.
But who-like how many rides are you getting a day?
a day maybe like three or maybe not many at all I just don't know what else I do business
I gotta do business some way I miss my bar I have my bar I could always pull back on
my bar for ten years now I don't have it anymore because there's hosting for sure I know people
soon soon okay I'm bottom today I've already got a job oh you've got it you're
just waiting okay okay at least he's just waiting right now till that place
opens okay I'm gonna be I'm gonna be there most the time when that place
opens oh my god oh I'm trying to see if I'm become a bomb manager then maybe I
can hire you all right I had to go to bed but it was good to see you thank you
social food I owe you. I owe you! I owe you! Max! I love you!
Of you two, Ray. If you said so.
Of well fed too.
Hello.
Hello Ray, first name Ray, last name Mond. It's me, Mumble.
Hello, Mumble's first name mom, last name Bull.
That's me! How'd you know?
I just want to let you know that the doctor is ready for the persuading test at the hospital. Oh
You're doing it right now. Oh
It's now a bedtime for you
Literally was just about to go to bed. It was a very very short day for me
Okay, okay, we'll make this quick. We'll make this as quick as possible. It can be okay
Okay, do I need to wear like a?
Like what women wear when they give birth? I don't know what to do
Okay, I don't know I was gonna I was just about to say like a fucking wedding dress or something
But now you've got me concerned
Down or like a medical gown or something maybe a moomoo. Maybe a moomoo. I'm your midwife
Yeah, you're the midwife, you're the midwife, you're the midwife.
I'll see you there!
Oh my god, okay.
Hello!
Hey, how's it going?
It's going up just fine.
Max, I need a ride!
Quick to the hospital!
Okay.
My ex-son is pregnant!
Okay.
Sorry?
What?
It's complicated.
What?
Okay, Gigi, I have a question.
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, did you in seven officially date or were you just a fling or was it just flirting like what is the details exactly?
Um, I had a massive crush on her and she turned me down
Because she picked a man over me and
She felt like she only did that because I chose I had maybe I
Kind of gate. I don't know how to explain it, but she was upset that I was giving more affection to
to you and her.
Yeah, she said that's the reason why she chose a manover
and we never were a thing or everyone out on a date.
So.
Oh, wow.
It's almost like a piece of your piece a little bit, huh?
Okay.
Oh yeah, listen.
Anyway.
Listen, would you be mad if we went on a coffee date?
I'm sorry, who are you gonna on a coffee date with seven?
With seven people that you didn't like seven
I'm just trying to you blog with her a bit more, you know
But I wanted to check with you first because I wasn't really sure it's like first you guys are friends, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're friends. We're really great
I'm gonna be 100% honest right? I don't think I have an issue with it. I think maybe you and Tim should get to know each other better anyways.
Okay, Gigi, also, wanna let you know that I love you.
Really?
Yes, I love you so much.
And I feel like I need to tell people more
that I love them now before I die, or you die.
Hello?
I love you.
I'm gonna die.
So much!
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, don't make a big deal.
Get a room.
Bye!
Oh!
Room.
My son!
Okay, Max, I owe you $5 million to trillion thousand dollars.
I think we should all change.
You don't owe me a thing, it's fine.
I'm happy to help out.
You need to ride back as well?
Oh, um, you know what, I might sleep in a bush.
I'm tired, okay.
Bye, Max.
You're homeless?
I'm not pregnant, but thank you.
Hey, we respect MPreg around here.
I've been on AO3 enough.
It's fine.
I don't know what that means, Max,
but you frightened me sometimes, and I wanted you to know that.
okay well catch you guys later have fun all right all right we've got to get this photo
where is my midwife outfit hi tessa sorry you didn't change all right i don't have time
oh my goodness it's okay do you want to go to the clothing store
shit you're right let's go well you're right it'll be quick okay i mean is this what you're
here i'll be you know me yeah this is what i always wear what are you talking about fatherly of you
You look like a pit. I
Look like mum daddy, which is just daddy in the name. All right
Is this you oh god
Okay
So we have to dress up like a midwife a
I
Having a baby
I was gonna be had a baby. Oh, well, no, we are not having a baby. Oh, I'm just interested
mumbles is a father
and
my
Ex-son
And I will be done. Okay. Is he aware of the x part?
No, but listen, it's complicated. He's like I break okay. Yeah
I think you need to tell him that I will no I love him
He's like his little heart. Okay. No, it's fine. All right. I own him
What?
Help I can't see
Oh
It's because there's a we're going for like like what kind of midwife are we going for a year for you?
How do you dress like is it like a medical clothes or something is there like a like a
You know when you get surgery there's they put a cloth on you or something
Confused about what you're looking for here. He's already been born like a lot of clubs. Yeah, the baby's not being born
Are there scrubs?
What scrubs are there scrubs anywhere like a hospital? I imagine yeah
Okay, um
Doctor we could dress like farmers like we're delivering a cow
Don't talk about his daughter like that
Well, I just, you know, I didn't know what to do. Let's say to all this, to be honest.
Let's say! Just don't say anything, just believe.
Okay. Nurse? Alright.
Nurse. No, there's no nurse. I don't understand. Medical?
What? Okay. Where do the nurses and doctors shop? Do they shop here as well, or?
I mean, they might, they might, uh, there's nothing, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, if you go, if you go to the, like, the, the fits that, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
This is not a doctor.
What?
I don't understand.
Where?
Where?
Doc.
How is there not a single like I can't believe there's not a single nurse thing to buy here.
There's those scrubs.
Okay.
This is the best.
Is this, if I take the helmet off, would this look good?
Have a look around, it's okay.
Yeah, it looks like you're gonna go off a stunt jump.
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
What about this?
Is this giving hospital?
I mean, go postal would make sense
because you're delivering a baby, right?
Oh my god, you're right.
They ticked it off.
Yeah, I think this is vibes, actually.
Oh, that's vibes.
Yeah, is there a grandma dress? Grandma, nope. Dress. I still think this shirt works.
Oh my god. Is this giving hospital?
I think this color.
Then we need like some glasses or like a...
Wait, is there like a hat that's like doctor or a necklace that...
Oh my God.
There's a mask, right? Medical mask. There's a medical mask. A medical... What do you
type?
It's gonna be funny if it turns out not to be the father.
What's the celebrate?
I guess it's the idea that counts.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Surgery?
No, it's not surgery.
Oh, here.
Can't we just like, this isn't coming white?
Like, this is insane.
Do you guys know where the medical face masks are at?
the headgear. Is it near, like which aisle? I can't find it.
Does that one come in different collars, the label?
No, it doesn't look like it.
No, surgical doesn't work here.
Yeah, I can't find a medical mask either.
Tessa, did you find one?
It's like the closest.
Do I what?
Did you find a medical mask?
I can't quite hear you.
Oh, did you find a medical mask?
I'm still looking.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I wonder if there's a place at the hospital where you can change
in the scrubs. Yeah, that's what I was hoping. I could do it other jobs, you know? Maybe gloves.
Oh my god, the doctor gloves are great.
The blue ones look like they're meant to be gloves, like medical gloves, more than the
the white ones, I think.
Even though I do feel like the white ones are better.
But I just feel like these look more like medical gloves.
OK, let's take these.
Let me choose.
A white coat?
Ooh, a white coat would be perfect.
So if you could find one.
Where are the good heels at?
Oh, I like these ones because I make her feet look smaller.
Mumbles.
Ha ha ha ha.
Heels are not doctor.
Okay, well first of all, she's not a doctor.
Yeah, basically test of what happened is I had chatterbox take mumbles to a scary room where I had him tie him up and then I held him at knife point and confronted him about the hiding a daughter from me.
Oh, okay. Um, how did that go.
Pretty good. Pretty good. I think it was a very productive conversation.
I'm, I'm so glad.
Yeah
That's potential
White I don't know if there's a white option. There's only oh
This is gray
There has to be a better like white jacket that's open.
Hello. Hello.
Is there a lab coat? Yeah, lab coat. No, there isn't.
This works, right? Hello. Hello.
Can we put on this outfit Camilla? I'm putting this one.
Which one?
The school outfit, cute.
This isn't the school outfit, that one is fucking hideous.
Is it one of the school?
Oh jeez, you're glasses.
I don't know if they can hear me.
What's wrong with them?
Nothing.
I love them.
Fine, I'm going to wear this one then instead.
This is so sad, all my crubs died.
Hi.
Hi, Daphne.
Hey, Gigi.
Hi, Tessa.
It's pretty good.
Okay.
Hello.
Hi.
Oh my god.
I was like, this person looks very fucking really bad.
Yeah, she is getting an outfit.
She's dressing like a nurse.
I can't find anything.
Look at me.
It's going for doctor position?
I'm just trying to look like a midwife and it's not working.
No, it's going to be great.
Everyone looks amazing.
It's complicated, Gigi, but my ex-son, that's not really my son, but like it was like a
fake son, but kind of is, actually gave birth.
No, we'll be this one.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
It's Mumble's paternity test to find out if he actually has the secret daughter.
Oh, oh shit, good luck with that.
Yeah, good luck.
Yeah.
Power to you, sister.
I might potentially be a stepmom soon, so.
This is so ugly.
Damn.
Well, good luck, ladies.
Take care.
Bye.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, maybe different shoes.
I feel like the heels are so dark.
Look at what happens with these.
It just doesn't look quite right.
Does it look quite right?
Which shoes would be the clown shoes?
The clown shoes would be a good...
would be very appropriate.
I think I'm ready.
Okay, I think I'll just do these flats.
We're just taking a photo anyways, it's fine.
Oh, the crocs?
Ooh, it does a good call.
Who's doing the photos?
Um, I'm not sure.
I don't know, I called the photographer, he's there.
Oh, perfect! Okay.
No.
Perfect! Even those jackets so not right.
Light blue maybe? Does that look more doctor-y?
No! Yes!
Looking for stuff.
Whatever.
Is this what we're going for or should I change?
This is exactly what we're going for. You look great!
Okay, I need it. Are there accessories like pops, neck wear?
They have like a medical like...
Couldn't you like wear like the the ear things before?
I guess not.
Yeah, I give up. Good enough for me, even though this jacket is not right. I'm ready
to deliver my son.
You ready?
Okay.
Yes, we're going to deliver your son.
Okay.
I need to save it because we're going to use this twice, right?
No, I look okay.
You look perfect.
You actually look like a nurse.
I wish I...
Good.
Okay.
Maybe I should save it.
Looks like a doctor though.
I just couldn't find the right jacket or anything.
So I really can't save more than this.
I thought that looked fine.
Thank you. I'm ready to go.
Ready?
Right. Let's find out if I'm going to be an almost that mom.
So how did you guys meet?
We lived in this like cold thing, cold New Babylon together, and then we were on the run from cops together for a few months, and we were together almost every day, and then we became a situation ship, but we're not official.
You're not official? Do you want to be?
We had a conversation about it, but then I had to go to New York for two years to deal with some family business, so.
We just, we just reunited today.
Oh, today?
Mm-hmm, like an hour ago.
Oh, wow, this is so sudden.
Exciting.
Yeah, it's pretty exciting.
We all see what happens.
Hey, how's it going?
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, Tyler.
Hello.
How's it going?
Great.
How are you?
How are you doing?
Good.
Oh, I'm getting nervous.
I wasn't nervous until just now this is so exciting hey hey everybody ready to
deliver ready oh ready to deliver the ray this is this is Felicity hello Felicity
I am Remond, I am Mumble's ex-bake mother.
But now, oh yeah, it's complicated.
But I'm here to support him.
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for being here.
It's lovely to meet you.
I'm Frances Felicity.
Oh, so nice to meet you.
Maybe Mumble's, maybe kid, maybe.
Wow.
We have a lot of maybes going around here these days.
A lot of maybes.
There's a lot of maybes going on here.
So if it's real, I may be your ex-fake-grandma-ma.
Oh my goodness.
Does the ex mean like you don't care anymore?
No, I do care.
Okay.
I wanted nothing more.
I think.
Than this.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm really excited.
I hope it works out.
I do hope, I'm hopeful.
Okay.
It's not a, maybe it's a, hopefully.
All right, how do we find out?
we need the results. I haven't done the test yet.
Oh my god.
We're gonna go try the, you have to go set up the machine in the back.
Wait, can we take the photo first because I have to go soon.
Yeah. Okay. Just in case. Okay.
Are we in the picture?
Where do I stand?
I want a dead body.
I should be like on that edge, like on the side because I'm the least important in this situation.
Just like this. Yeah.
Okay.
That's a scoot in.
Yeah, get close to each other close each other close each other
Oh, what's smoking your face Tessa? Oh, this is great. This is a good strike a poll
A couple photos and just just stay still why take some photos okay?
Great though. You look great. Do a silly pose now. Thank you. She's gonna be pose
Yeah
I only do this day one. That's you know, that's fine. Oh, not my mayor
Double okay, I get one more with Shelley's dead body right in the middle. Oh
What's going on Congress
The going that's the head of Shelley she loves big pictures
That's just great.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Alarm.
Cheese.
Okay.
Perfect.
We got that.
We got that.
Great.
models, please update me on the results.
I have to go.
We're so nice to meet you.
And.
Nice to meet you too.
Okay.
I also, I would like to see the photo and make sure you send it to chatterbox.
I will.
Okay.
Oh, wasn't he supposed to not know?
Oh, well, you see, Tessa?
Let me update you real quick.
Come here, let's go for a walk.
Goodbye!
Someone update me, I'm so yucking confused!
Okay, long story short.
All right.
Oh, God, I can't do it, I can't talk.
Is it right over?
Oh, it's a glass eye.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, yeah.
I knew the job.
I don't know.
Bye.
Take it easy.
OK.
Long story short, because of reasons,
Chadi and I aren't unable to talk to each other
or see each other until October 17.
And we really only have three more sessions that are allowed,
and that apparently includes calls.
And so the last time I called was yesterday,
and he was being really mean to me.
He's been very rude and he actually made me cry.
And so I ended up blocking him and then he got me unblocked.
And then I had blocked him again and then I unblocked him.
It was very weird day yesterday.
And so I think he's trying to push me away for reasons.
And so it just made me really sad and mad.
And so I had this brilliant idea to reach out to twinkles and was like,
Hey, here is a prank list for any clouds.
I want to get involved.
I'll pay them if I have to, but please pull pranks on chatty on behalf of me
because he deserves it.
And I can't do it myself because I'm not allowed to see him right now because all of our lives are in danger.
Does that make sense, Tessa?
Um...
I hate you.
I'll be here.
So yeah, this is one of the pranks, even though it's not even a prank, it's actually real life.
A mumble's actually becoming a father and me being there in the photo and then he's gonna show Chattie the photo and Chattie's gonna be like,
what the yuck and I'll be like ha ha ha and then everyone I want to be like oh
You know what you did and it's because you mean cry and you're mean to me
Even when we can't talk like our last meeting together one of five by the way. He's being rude to me
Anyways, so another thing that we're doing is twinkles is gonna tie him to a tree and then force feed him food
So he gets fat and then he'll be like you know what you did and you know
I think it'll be really cute if he gets fat anyways, and then
And then, uh, what else is happening, um, let's see, oh yeah, I called Ember, and then
Ember told me that she has a girlfriend, I was like, listen, I'll pay you and your
girlfriend to hit on Chattie, whatever you want, I'll pay you.
And then-
Ewww, yes?
Yeah.
Ember?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
And then, there's a whole list, I gave the paper to Twinkles and all the pringing ideas
and stuff, if you want to get involved, I'll pay you, listen, I think it's going to a good
cause because like, the comms did send me $100,000 for the auction, I was like, you know what,
I can put some of this money towards like paying some people to terrorize that man, because I can't do it myself right now!
Nuh! I mean, not terrorize, I don't want him to get hurt, like none of the pranks are like harmful, like he's not going to get hit or anything, or like stab or whatever, like that stuff.
I think Porsche didn't tie to a tree.
I think he'll like that though. He's been into that before.
Oh.
Yeah. But anyways, like those like things like, oh maybe like pop his tires, or like put a bunch of garbage in his room, or like change around his furniture, or like prank call him, or like, oh maybe say everything he says, like repeat what he says.
You know, there's a bunch of really fun things to do on there.
So if you think you like any of those, you want to participate, just let me know.
And I'm really excited.
Also, don't send me the evidence.
Just post it on social so I can see you later.
Anyways, I gotta go to bed.
I love you, Tessa.
Oh, yes.
Are you Tessa?
Yes, I love you.
I love you too.
I'm very worried about you.
I'm actually about to die.
You're still all done.
All right, let's go.
I can't see.
No, you're going to be fine.
I can't see.
Oh my God, are you guys okay?
Everything's going to be fine.
It just, I don't, I can't see anything.
It's all dark.
No, no, it's.
would say if I was blinded by the light, but I'm actually chilling.
I'm feeling so much better.
What happens to you guys?
Hey, are you okay?
Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to.
Oh, he, um, we were in a baking accident.
Baking.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Really traumatic to be honest.
Hard to talk about often as strangers to trauma dump on you girl.
Oh, I'm actually not a doctor.
Oh, I just look like this because I took a photo with my
I'm in the midlife.
So actually need a doctor.
It is me.
Yeah, I'm Raymond.
It's Quinn Quinn.
Yeah.
Oh my God, Quentin.
I didn't know I've never seen you in like a non suit.
Yeah.
Well, this is the first day right now.
We were on a date.
Wait, what's your name?
My name is Sean, Sean Cody.
This is Sean Cody.
Oh my God, are you okay?
I came as soon as I heard.
Oh my God, Jordan.
Oh my God, hi Jordan.
Whoa, you look, you're wearing surgical gloves.
No, no, no, it's a long, it's a long, it's for a photo.
It was for a photo.
Okay, okay, very like medical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a doctor here?
We need medical ASAP.
Doctor!
Really, really bad baking accident.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's going to make it.
Really bad baking accident. Yeah, I don't know if he's gonna make it anyone. There's a twink dying
Can I not like heal myself? I'm so screwed bro
Yeah, yeah, we'll find some corn
I think we'll need to help you up and we'll need to check you in over here
Oh, God.
Okay, I'm gonna go check in.
Okay, friend.
It's pretty good, right?
Nope.
In E.R.?
I'm gonna die.
Am I bandages here?
It's inside now.
It's inside now
Okay, I'm over here. Where do we go? I'm gonna die. Oh
Don't die ray. Oh my god bless
You okay, what happened to you?
I think I'm mentally exhausted. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, I just needed to lie down for a moment
I didn't know you liked cock.
Oh, oh yeah, I was just here second time.
Oh my god.
Okay, and then that's so cute.
Is this what it was walking before?
I'm sorry.
Did you check in?
Wait, boo, did you check in?
Yeah.
I'm good, I'm good.
Okay.
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did you check in?
Wait, boo, did you check in?
Yeah.
I'm good, I'm good.
Okay.
Honestly. Oh my God. I'm wondering about your type as well.
Oh, was I walking like this before?
Quick.
You look like you've like,
you know what, never mind.
My ass just feels so different.
Yeah, you look like you've had a really great night.
Oh, there you go.
So you guys, how was the date?
Oh my God, so cute.
We talked a lot about my love for corn.
Do you guys like corn?
I like corn.
It's okay.
Like, bait cheater on the vegetable stall.
Do you guys fuck up like corn dip, like corn souffle, like cream of corn, like corn soup?
You seem really focused on corn.
Is this like a kink?
Is this like your favorite food?
Like, what's the tea?
No, I just grew up in the corn, I guess.
I don't know.
Do I have a better girl like something with the funk?
No, I love that you have it.
I love that you're passionate about it.
Oh, God, Rhodes is questioning me.
I might have we had like a lovely day
Okay, did you tell right? I didn't say I was just with real
No, we were just catching up. I just later. No, I didn't say I just I I didn't say anything actually I just you know, I'm sorry
Well, here's my number
Yeah, oh
Yeah, I've known Quentin Ray's gonna be a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah, he he's wait. That's amazing
My boss, well, I guess you also work there.
Yeah, speaking of, have you seen Eric?
Not today. I've only I have to leave town very, very soon.
So it's where you go. Oh, yeah.
Just running away.
Did you get my number?
Here, let me send you my contact number.
I want to run away sometimes, too.
But now I listen, you know, if you guys do anything,
maybe it's fishing, scuba diving, whatever it is, I'm so down.
It's actually fun. Wait you would like join us on like are like probably low-key cringe like twink date
We were talking about me just going to like a corn maze or something. Wow you love corn. I
really do
So when do you get back?
Loving connection about corn on the beach. It was honestly really fucking beautiful. They were talking about real corn or is like is this like
No, that's corn.
We would never talk about corn.
Yeah, no, I don't know what you would be presuming we'd be talking about other than like,
he grew up on corn.
Okay, okay.
It took a long story to be honest.
Corn addiction.
Well, some would say I'm like a, you know, huge like, corn sexual, you know.
Oh.
Not in like a sexual way.
Like, no, no, like in the sense of like, my love for corn.
in the sense that some people would presume that it's sexual when in an
actuality, it's just like, it's a fiber of my being.
Yeah, exactly.
Right.
Okay.
Spiritual kink.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're gonna listen.
It honestly just makes me so fucking emotional to think about like, you guys
ever just like find yourself just like, like, just like sobbing at like the
thought of just like eating, just like, your fucking body weight in porn.
Like, I just, it's so.
No, I don't, I don't, but I love that you're feeling deep.
It's gonna be okay.
Sorry, I had a really traumatic day.
You ever been in a baking house?
Do you have a vegetable you like?
Me?
Yeah.
Yeah, corn.
Oh, you're also a corn guy.
Not a vegetable.
Is it a fruit?
Wait, is corn a fruit?
Is it a root?
Or is it a seed?
I don't know.
It's a vegetable.
No, no, it's a vegetable.
What's your favorite vegetable, Quentin?
Let's see if you're compatible.
That's a good question.
Actually, it's a great question.
Yeah, you bring up a really great point.
What is your favorite that I like.
I really enjoy it.
Like a radish.
Ew.
That is the worst.
OK, like a beetroot or like.
Or like a tomato.
I like tomatoes.
You like tomatoes?
Tomatoes.
Tell the guy in the city.
Never heard of the Los Santos slasher slasher.
What? Now I have when I first moved here,
a man kidnapped me and forced me to watch him dice a tomato.
Oh, he still threatens me to this day.
Sometimes I run into him at the burger shop and he, you know,
what's his name?
Tomato and be like, I honestly have no idea.
But he's really fucking ugly.
And he wears a mask.
Well, that's a lot of men in the city.
I hate to break it to you.
Well, he won't be coming near you any time soon.
Ever again.
Oh, you're so protective.
This is cute.
Oh, wait, that's cute.
I didn't know you were like this.
Yeah, he also paid for my plastic surgery.
Oh, wait, you haven't seen it.
Yeah, I gave him $5,000.
Also, what?
I noticed that your voice is deeper
than when you talked to Barak.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, what the hell?
Your voice is so different today.
Wait, what is his voice normally like if you have to like do an impression of it I'm just curious.
Usually it's like, hey you, Eric! What are you going to do today?
What a question that was exactly right. Wow that was really, really...
Is that spot on? Be honest.
I actually, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't recognize him because of the way he was talking.
It is spot on, almost far from ours.
You would have thought you guys had met for the first time.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You know what?
I think that means he really likes you because...
You think?
He's got no pressure.
Hey, Quintana, you're welcome back.
Sorry, I just had an important meeting.
No, sometimes I also make a dramatic exit when I'm feeling a little uncomfortable by the
realities that people perpetuate about me, you know?
And it's so relatable, real, honest, and true.
Valid.
No, and clock it, gag it, wig it, the house down boots, Houston on disease, don't you agree?
mama. RT, RT, RT. All right.
I actually have to go to bed, but I will see you guys soon.
It was nice to meet you guys.
It was nice to meet you.
Maybe we can go and never mind.
Oh, OK. Goodbye.
I can't even imagine.
Barrick.
Two Twinks.
Can you imagine?
Okay, I think I would be curious about how Quincy would act.
All right, I got to get off ASAP.
Okay, we did a lot for an hour and a half.
Darth unicorn, thank you for the six months.
Thank you.
Thank you, Henry, for gifting us up or a couple of subs.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bitter.
Okay, that was a jam packed day.
I'm gonna go fall asleep in this bush.
I guess I did not get abandoned, I said goodbye.
I said I love you goodbye.
I finished my talk.
Last thing I have to do is call Bailey real quick.
The DNA, uh, Mumbles is gonna update me later.
Hey, give me one sec. Hi Ray. How are you? Hi Bailey, did you call?
I did. I got your text message so I have a...
Oh. Roads next to me. Can I give you a call back in just a minute?
I actually have to go to bed right now.
Alright. But maybe tomorrow?
Sounds fine.
Okay. Alright. Bye Bailey.
Alright.
Alright.
Is it Regan and Dina?
No, she's not literally his mom.
It's like fake mom.
Okay, perfect, we did it.
All right, it's clip queue time.
And 11.
All right, I have opened up the queue.
if you guys would like to add clips to the queue.
Should I clear it?
I fear that some of these might be older.
What do you guys think?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna clear it first.
All right, clear queue.
All right, now you can put them in.
Thank you Wave Cry Girl for the sub.
Thank you guys so much.
That was fun from a GTA. I'm not going to lie. I like those days where it feels like
I don't even know what to put chat man, whatever, right there, whatever. It's just a funny day.
efficiency. Thank you. Okay, um, I want to watch Burns Peel Me So Bad. The time games with friends,
it's supposed to be in 30 minutes, but maybe some people will be late.
All right, I'm just gonna start hot in 4k I can't believe this shark was burned
What the fuck dude?
Dude, he's got some crazy dev powers.
The other music is so funny.
Raymon meeting father speedrun.
There's another stolen vehicle she could have easily grabbed.
Isn't there a video we can watch on this real quick?
Of him commentating the whole thing.
Dale's video, Dale, hey Dale, Dale, where are you?
Can I find it somewhere?
Oh my God, I'm so excited to watch this.
On YouTube?
Anyone got a link?
It's down a few, I think, in the list.
It's down a few, I think, in the list.
What list?
Is it in Discord?
Somewhere?
It's 15 minutes.
Oh.
it's 15 minutes. Oh, is it to media? It's so worth it. In the clip 15 minute clip really?
Oh, here it is. Okay. Right one moment. I think I got it.
I think I got it.
How far is this place?
All right, this is Dale's video.
15-minute video on yesterday's
interaction. I was so excited.
Oh, my God.
It's worth it. It's really good.
Yeah, I'm excited. Dale, thank you for making this.
All right, moving time.
Oh, it's really far.
Can you hear what?
Hi, bro.
How's that?
All right.
How long is it going to take her to get to the sewers, though?
That's a real question.
One hour?
All right.
Cue the speedrun music.
Maybe I could take this car.
I'm lagging.
Your car is behind you.
It's too late.
I hate this so much.
I hate this so much.
I hate this so much.
Huge split.
This is an SGDQ qualify here, folks.
Here folks, that's right. Can't you get it? Oh, just misses the first car split
Good seed though good seed we have a second car right by the first one
This could be huge going for the hot wire here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
I'm at the edge of my seat. I'm at the edge of my seat. Are we gonna get a two hot wire time skip?
Oh, just misses it might have to go for a steal you something Frank asshole style
Steal a car bitch. What do you think I've been doing? You have to go all
It's not looking good there's several parked cars looks like she's skipping the parked cars
might be going for a straight-up usable car looking both ways she's one
car ahead ignores it stands don't know what she's doing she's lost she only
practices one time folks and it is evident please I'm gonna die we make a
the hospital first wait where is she going don't know there it is just missing
up right in front of the cops oh and the one she tries is locked it just to
completely ignore it's on a red light the blue car right in front of the other
one she almost gets run over she's not giving up anyone else crying at birds
Peel me please tell me he's not watching this shit show
I can do it
Operatable vehicle passes by or as she's entered the gray SUV is it gonna be a W here?
This is the fifth hot wire. I can do it. I'm almost there dad
just
Fuck this fuck ass game. I'm gonna die before I get there. I know I'm going to
down, she's still on the move.
At least she is still progressing herself closer
and closer to the sewer folks, but will it be enough?
We've got a Karen here.
Don't mean to be a bit of a Karen,
but man, these hot wires have made me want to be a Karen.
It was a timer.
Why, God, please, please, I come back.
Another fan of hot wire. This is not good folks. This is not good. What is the split right now to 45?
Can you pick a closer location?
Get out. Oh, no, not this part
Stop it. It's hammer time folks
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, okay.
Why am I hitting the car?
Doesn't get pulled out.
She gets pulled out, no way.
Oh, it could not get worse.
She's missing every Avon Barksdale, goes for a hit.
She's whacking at the door.
What is she?
She's down, she's down, miss.
That's time.
Actually, no, we're keeping it going.
He takes the car, and he's going!
He's going, and he's over!
Boss!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait, no, wait.
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Boss!
Help me!
I can't, I wish I could!
Just to make matters worse,
we've got a big rig right in front of her.
Can't you call 911?
We don't know.
We don't know.
Can't you even get up?
If the car runs her over, I don't think she will.
Oh, they're looking at her, but I barely missed her.
Wow.
No, no, it didn't hit me.
Ah!
It's okay, we're fine.
Ow!
Oh my gosh.
Ladies and gentlemen, what a rough speed run so far.
Absolutely wasted at the four minute meter.
Let's see how far away she is from her target.
I believe she needs to get around here near the sewer.
About right there.
She's getting close, asking locals for help.
She is desperate.
She is desperate.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
Wait, wait.
Help.
Help.
Can I stand up?
Help.
I'm alive!
Wait, do I go this way?
She's standing up, ladies and gentlemen! She has gone into war your second wind!
She's confused, she's lost, she doesn't know which way to go, disoriented from regaining her consciousness,
but I believe she is headed in the right direction.
Do I dare get a car again?
First of all, I don't think it's a minus one.
Okay, she didn't die, she was just winded.
still not a single car on this highway inside no traffic no nothing this is
embarrassing what a terrible scene they should have got my car oh my god this is
one of those things where I would have been faster just to get my car but I was
so lazy and now it's consequences of my own actions because I'm literally that
lazy and now it's taking longer to get there you know folks I'm gonna be honest
This highway is often active with several locals buzzing by,
but I'm not seeing a single one.
Oh, but we have one!
If she engages her owl-like peripherals
and third-person POVs, she could see this car coming,
but no!
No, she just lets it go on by another missed opportunity,
but hey, there's another one!
She just leapfrogs over to the other part of the highway,
but maybe, maybe just maybe this is the one
goes for breach.
Get out!
Ah, shit.
Going for it.
Hammer's me!
Whoa, watch out!
The cameraman's over here!
Okay.
Whoa!
We ran.
Oh, thank God he ran, because I don't think I'd be able to.
I can't.
Wait, get in the car!
Getting a 4D experience.
This was a sub-six-minute car.
Not good, folks.
This is probably the worst run we have seen.
Hey, brothers.
Oh, and she's on the phone.
She's attempting a phone skip here, talking to Brecker.
talking to breakers getting trying to farm some plus ones while driving hits the pedestrian
that's a big one but it does have unfortunately skew your speeds I don't know if this phone
skip is going to pay off ladies and gentlemen she is swerving left and right I think she's
distracted with her driving you know what did you say oh oh we've got we've got a potential
drama modifier being implemented into the speedrun unexpected of course talking
about some social posts yikes
no no no it wasn't me I was just setting up the point of this phone call I'm calling you to ask if you know any
um Mr. Sinclair would like to find um got um Dommie Mommies do you know
anybody who might fit that bill?
Gawth Dommie Mommies
that's yeah Mickey's collecting them
Like just women are meant to hire we don't want that to impact the speedrun here
She's getting close though. The tunnels are right here. He just has to head down
which
Tell you what? Why don't I pass you into this call? I actually listen. I gotta go. I'm about to see my dad
I'm gonna die. I actually am so low on health. Oh, no
Oh no, don't tell me she's gonna walk the rest of the way.
Oh no.
She's just standing there.
What is she doing?
That's 10 seconds wasted.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
What a location.
Maybe she's over farming.
I can't tell.
Maybe she's just embracing the fact
that it has been game over for taking a pit break
to eat some snacks.
All right.
Very questionable decision.
She could have been doing that while in the car,
Instead took the phone call for the drama seat. Oh, and now she's drinking. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you folks
I don't think this is really much of a speedrun at this point. This seems like a play-through
All right, she's got a drop here this isn't good is she gonna try to do the jump skip she could try it she could try it
Oh, I'm at the edge of my seat. Is she gonna do the jump skip? Please don't die
It doesn't look like it looks like she's just gonna slowly ease her way down.
This incline 100% the game in a speedrun is quite embarrassing but will allow it.
No longer running just going for a walk.
I think she may have a sprained ligament.
But what she doesn't know is these sewers is actually down here are extremely, extremely
long. I didn't know! And he didn't say to take a car or anything. Okay. She's on her phone.
She has to make her way all the way down.
It was so far. Jesus Christ. Lord Almighty, she's gonna need a miracle because she's not even halfway
to her final destination.
You guys were right.
This might be an hour run.
What?
I'm scared.
What is this?
Oh.
Unless there is a red car parked here, folks,
about a quarter of the way in there is a red car.
I didn't even think about it.
Right here.
I don't even think about it.
Hello?
Is this newer?
Has this always been here?
It's so creepy.
She skipped the car! She skipped the car, she's just running!
She passed the car!
Yeesh, this is gonna be a post- not even a sub-ten minute.
Red Car Skipped is- that's questionable!
That's questionable, folks! I think everyone would have taken the Red's Car Skipped, no?
But the Red Carless Run, usually that gets you about like a seven and a half-
The Red Carless Run.
Seven and a half with the Red Car Skipped, because usually you already have a vehicle at that point in time.
But if you do ve- she might- she almost did a vehicle this run.
That would have been impressive.
Le? This tunnel's crazy.
Alright, she's still going down, folks.
Old strategy, but she is nowhere.
Oh my- oh my gosh.
Gaspard.
He could have take- he could have told her to take the car.
He could have let her know.
She doesn't know it was at the end of the freaking tunnel.
Yeah.
Hello?
All right, maybe I'll just, OK, guys, I feel bad.
I'm going to have to spawn up.
It looks like the admins are stepping in at this time,
embarrassed about the performance of the speed runner,
and are going to be spawning a vehicle.
A Panto.
Yeesh, OK.
All right, yep.
All right, checking back in on our runner here.
There's another car that I didn't see.
We got 11 minutes, 30 seconds.
Ooh, making really good progress with the jog.
Really good progress, ladies and gentlemen.
All that money is actually paying off.
Did I actually take the keys? Hold up.
Production is saying that keys were stolen from the Panto.
This could be damaging to the brand. Let's find out.
I already know I'm gonna get a- I'm gonna get a-
She's almost what is she doing? She's almost there
That was so scary what the fuck why did he do that?
She saw me oh, I jump scared her whoops yikes, okay, so apparently this might be a little cursed
I'm a jump scare pop up
Admin sabotage that's not good. We're gonna have to maybe give a grace
Oh, look, it looks like we just just got word back from the admins. It was a whoopsie. So they're doing a grace
32nd grace
32nd grace
You didn't meet you. No, I know
So troll
Hello
All right, she she definitely hidden just sub 15 sub 15 for sure. I guess the moment I see her
I already paused the timer once. Oh, there she is
I'm so scared.
Dad, don't make me think a car.
Will she make it to the final cut scene?
Sub 14, sub 14 dreams, sub 14 dreams, sub 14 dreams.
That's crazy.
She does it.
I'm scared.
God, it scared me so bad.
This constant freaking jump scares, dude.
This was funny though.
Oh my God.
I can't believe he did that the whole time.
Actually insane.
W burn, W burn.
Thank you for making it.
It's so awesome.
Thank you, Daniel.
Okay, so you watch this.
Listen, it's gonna get better. It's gonna get better. I don't know.
Fanny ulting on the roads.
Yeah, she's on her period be nice.
We just want to go north and spread the rashes.
Ew.
What the f-
Come on, come on.
Who did it for these kids?
How have I not RPed with Fanfan before? She's amazing.
Just breathe. Just breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe.
something in like a dog in like a lion X here like a dog come on
that was a lot of sex
um anonymous thanks Theresa thank you thank you thank you
raise band calling broke barracks phone control things you can't hook them
shows what you need to do it's just
except for me second
I need answers
oh okay
nevermind just fucking hang on
fuck my teeth
just fucking just continue
hahaha
nevermind
nevermind
yeah man I'm sorry
I'm sorry
it's it's
perfect
now the line's busy
now the line busy
hahaha
it's okay we're the same person man
pause and learn I've been there I've literally been in your shoes I've got
to people's speeches sounds to the point through oh my god oh my god I'm dead
I'm gonna lose my mind why the fuck is the sound still playing just
All right noted I can break phones uh Eddie the yogurt thank you for such fun thank you so much
Shark burn damage
She said if it was burnt playing the shark then I would be dead
That is what I said.
That's what you said?
It really overestimates me.
I actually didn't know he could do stuff like this.
I didn't know Bern had like actual dev powers until I saw the whole the whole thing with chatting in the minds and how he was TPing to different locations.
I was like, what the hell?
It's crazy.
Yeah, so he was a dog yesterday after this.
He was.
He chose the right dad.
I'm so glad he said yes.
I want him to have like 100% creative freedom
and we just go with it.
He was a poodle.
She did say that which is embarrassing. Wow. Thanks guys. Appreciate it
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Surely this time I get it.
Oh my god.
He's a stupid jar.
Trick this freaking game.
Wait, that's so funny.
I don't know if I should really get it.
Oh my god, he's so cool.
I wonder if he likes Valor.
I wonder if he likes Valo.
I'm just gonna get a whole roster of GTA Valo players.
Vivek can sense the missingness between Raymont and Jadavon.
No, I just saw him actually. He's at the funhouse.
You're not in good terms with him, are you?
We are on...
I don't know if it's good or bad, but, you know, we're in cahoots.
Okay.
Alright, well then, you know what?
I'm gonna call you back later.
Okay, talk you soon.
Take care.
Okay, it's messy, it's messy, I can sense the messiness.
She didn't say their own bad terms, it ends with her own good terms, she said the word
cahoots.
You know the game cahoots?
Ah, yes, I do.
I can't get involved in this, alright?
No, come on, it would have been so fun, Pussy.
Oh my God.
I get this, I can feel him avoiding me
every time I run into him in game.
I can feel it.
He's afraid of a little drama.
Vivek and the Green Goblin crashed the party
after losing the mayoral election.
Los Santos made a decision, and the decision was wrong.
Los Santos has to fucking pay for your crimes.
What?
I fought to the nail for you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Finale!
But I played music.
And now, the finale!
No!
No!
Why am I drinking the soda?
Carmela said she lived.
Fuck you! Fuck all you!
A grenade?
Fuck you!
How did he get away?
I can't believe the officers were not chasing me.
That's actually crazy that he got away.
What?
Bern is also Bovek's father?
Like a different character?
Oh, he didn't?
Oh, he got caught, I see.
Frog Lee, Wi-Fi, Face of the Fron.
Thanks so much.
It's the Green Gobbler.
Green Gobbler's father. Got it, got it, got it. Gobbling time.
Follow that shithole running down your spine. You know what to do. You've had it all this
time today. You've lost it. You've lost it all.
What the fuck? Was this Squeaks' idea or was this Bird's idea?
wait this is so funny this is so funny those birds oh my god do I love murder
everybody murder the city Los Angeles
I think everything from this, everything.
No, stop stop stop.
Is this a voice changer?
This is actual voice.
Not this again.
I must suppress the urge.
No, get out of my head!
Get out of my head!
This voice?
Come on!
Wow, he sounds like a whole different person.
Honey, this is the crime.
I need to give the city a fucking lesson.
You're right.
Give them a damn damn lesson.
I'm not accurate.
What other reason could it be?
And then he goes, oh, is it because Barrick's not working today?
What the fuck?
We're co-workers, okay?
Secondly, I'm single.
Third, um...
So this is Byrne spectating us after we went scuba diving.
I didn't know Bird could just eavesdrop like this, by the way.
I didn't know that.
When he said always watching, he meant he's literally always watching.
I promised you guys I would hang out with you, and now you feel like everything is so,
I don't know why he's being so mean and like contentious and just so awful.
Now my dad wants to see me and I'm probably going to get in trouble.
What the f-
Wait, why is this so accurate though?
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Is that what I sound like?
Was that a good name, guys?
Was that a good name?
Yes, yes, let's take one out.
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Hmm.
Oh my god, that's so funny.
The timing.
It's titled LOL, so I'm hoping it's just something funny.
No matter?
Oh, yuck, yuck, wrong number!
Got him!
Got him!
Got him!
Sucks!
Got you!
Well, if this is the big, fumbley fumble of the fumbles...
Oh, shit, wrong number.
Was that on purpose?
He must have been joking.
Oh, dude!
It was... who wins the dental?
What are the odds?
That's insane!
But I think it was on purpose because he immediately calls back, right?
So funny.
I lived.
You should have.
Oh, we saw that already.
We saw.
This is Carmella's POV.
Dude, that grenade did damage.
This is Carmella's POV. Dude, that grenade did damage.
That's crazy. The rescue could not have gone any worse.
Oh no, oh no!
Oh!
Wait...
Wait!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, it actually gets so bad!
I didn't know explosions did this!
Wait, what happened?
Was it a scooter?
Oh, it was a bike.
I
Like as this like blur in the background
Like the camera both that?
Wow.
I'll shave you!
I truly could not have gone anywhere!
Who else is that?
Andre! Over there!
That's insane!
There's another basin!
Where?
Left! Left!
Wow, that's crazy. I'm surprised we haven't blown up yet.
Tatterbox litters.
I think I just ran someone over.
I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to call you later, okay?
No worries, no worries, alright. Kiflom, bye-bye.
Kiflom.
What are you doing, Tatterbox?
Oh.
What the yuck?
I'm chatterbox
What the yuck
I don't give a shit about Los Angeles
What the yuck
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
How are you feeling?
Well, I just got my drink.
So good.
I'm ready to ruin my life.
Guys, I'm really worried about deraking. I'm not gonna lie.
That's what you're most worried about?
Yeah, I'm actually really worried about deraking.
Because we're on a lost streak.
Well, actually we're not.
It was like one.
New day, new us. Plus, surely we
we we end up getting a refund of our RR for the other game. So I was still live.
I was still live when when it happened but after I played like a swift play it specifically like
named out the person and said that they got banned. Yeah yeah I also got another notification earlier
today. Okay, I'm opening the game on my way. All right, we're playing like a couple games
of Valo and then when Saturn is ready, we can swap. It's real. It's real. But I gotta
to go get a drink. I bought Mike's Heart Lemonade inspired by Kirby. All right, what are what
is our drinking condition?
I feel like it's gonna be more than what it was yesterday, surely. No, it can't be like
it was yesterday because I feel like I'm in a bottom frog every game.
You already got 300 time anyway. So
Oh, that was yesterday's thing, you know, I think you start new.
Uh huh.
Mm hmm.
Three on the 10.
What is that?
Like sips?
Three sips.
Well, if I got, I bought them for one game and took a whole shot of whiskey.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Three sips.
You're just like, you're just like a man, you know?
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
You're just, you know, you can do that.
As someone who doesn't drink often.
I am a lightweight.
Me too. That's why I'm afraid because apparently Saturn said she's down to game late tonight, by the way.
Interesting.
Yeah, so I don't know how long Liars bar and machine party will last.
What else have we known?
No.
Not that that's going to ruin friendships or anything?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Here are the ground rules.
You can claim a friendship is going to be ruined as just like a statement, but you don't actually mean it.
That's the important part.
Yeah.
You can leverage that as like a tactic.
Yeah. Right? Like how you threatened me earlier, Arkhan?
Oh, when did I threaten you?
When I kicked you from the lobby finally, making it so I was the last one in the bowel lobby, and then...
I mean, that's not really a threat, though.
No, you said you better watch your back.
Yeah, that's a problem. It's like you better watch your fucking back.
Yeah, sounds like a threat to me.
You've also permanently, I don't know, until further notice you've lost party host religious, by the way.
Oh, whoa, whoa, hold up. That's fine with me. Fine
Who determined that I did who?
Because he's a loser
The fuck I want you guys to know I
Would have been the one to win that no, okay?
My PC my PC like died like midstream everything froze, but chat was moving
I couldn't do anything at all.
And that's how I just had to turn my PC off to entry.
Oh, wow.
It was like 22 hours in or something.
Yeah, I had left it, I was so tired,
I left it all open.
And then I wake up at 1 PM and I go to my PC
and I see that he's still in the lobby.
And I was like, you need to leave.
First, at this point, it's principle.
Like I can't leave.
But I stayed because of the principle
that I didn't want to break the stack, so you needed to leave.
No, I just feel like that was broken, guys.
The stack was already broken.
What do you mean?
Yeah, it was broken.
The game's on actually dead.
Listen, I thought we were going to queue again.
Really?
You thought I was going to queue?
Everybody was still there, so I was like, hey.
I was like, hey, maybe we were on the same wavelength.
I mean, it turns out we were not, but you know.
No, no, I am not playing with three randoms.
That's an extra chance to get a dumbass.
Oh, no, he was still in the party at this point in time.
Oh.
I just want him to open.
Our trio's did hit good that one time.
We can't lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a good rant.
We got lucky.
I had three sets and you're off the hook.
Okay, deal.
Deal.
I have a little worry.
I don't have an open, then.
Okay, I'm gonna get them.
Oh, God, I just don't drink.
What am I doing?
is this come off every single time and we're literally
Valor in the same boat. We are all in the same boat.
Yeah. Arkon hasn't aside from yesterday had anything to drink
in 17 months you said. Yeah. Also, I don't eat shit. So, I'm
gonna get fucked up. Perfect. Okay, I will be right back. Um
do you silent and fire? No, we're not playing for long. Yeah.
Yeah, they do. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'll be right back.
All right.
We're going to get the drink chat.
Archon, did you end up seeing the flip I posted?
Of the cheater?
No, but when I was, I had a stream open on my top monitor when I was laying down.
I saw some of it. So I imagine.
So I don't think we were ever even supposed to see that because with red screens,
the game shouldn't even be in your history.
Yeah.
So the replay is typically not available, but like I think it was deemed different because it was we were in OT so it was a draw
Like you're not supposed to gain or lose anything, but I gained to our arbric is the draw
Oh, what the fuck
What?
I'm just washing it back like a little snapping and said
Yeah, and I don't know if you saw that's at point one X
Yeah, that's why
Shame was silent. Did you see the cheater we ran into yes, I did that's insane
Would you the crazy part is is we got two back-to-back games with that group? Oh
The first time it was pretty obvious and fire called them out like third round
cheating but they weren't like they weren't aim-botting they were just very clearly wall-hacking
and like oh that was an aim-corner. Oh that was some aim-bot right there. Yeah but that was second
game uh and like the last four or five rounds. Because we that game specifically we tied um
but I was telling Arkhan typically on red screens you don't have anything in your matches
But it deemed it a draw and I got two RR.
Oh, and because it didn't delete, because of the draw,
we also got the replay, which is why we were able to see it.
I could turn them down individually.
It's not in a garbage bag.
Everyone, what, when did everyone get loud?
I'm confused.
Here, I'll turn everyone down a little bit.
How's that?
More place.
You used to be so...
Alright, turn everyone down as smidgen.
I'll send you off. Okay. Perfect. I turned it back up. I turned my mic back up. This is better.
Test, test, test, test, test. Okay, I'm back. I'm ready. I'm back. Welcome back. Hello. Um, okay,
just a crumb of valor. Yeah. They don't believe it. It really is a crumb. Chat. Oh, we need
Believers, yeah
No, I'm sleeping
I am so tired. I cannot believe how late we played I
Could really
Yeah, he's been doing almost every day. He's just getting later and later and later. I mean not till 5 a.m.
Already already
No.
Play or stand.
74 clue.
Push on to the bottom.
Fire?
Fire?
I was turning in my closet.
That's due Friday?
No, it's due today.
It's due today?
Okay.
You're excused.
Man
Damn, where did they push out of no idea what a super fast flanks almost even through mid of it
Okay, there's Abe Abe's busy with Ross. I was he wanted to drink and I was like dude. He should have been so fun
Oh three on it three on it three on it three on it three on it
No chance. Reloading.
Good.
You're feeling area.
You can't.
Arms.
They're on you.
They need us.
Um, where are the rest?
I think right over there.
Chamber was C.
They're already rotating here.
Heard them.
Do we go C them?
Let's go C.
Reloading.
Oh, not that.
Oh.
Fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna plant C. I hope it's clear.
enemy remaining.
This is the right.
Is this more expensive?
Outlaw more expensive specter?
I already have.
I already have.
Okay.
Yeah.
No.
He why though?
I appreciate that.
Yes.
Paulette thank you for the sub.
Okay.
Yeah, what are some good drinking conditions?
Oh my god, I haven't drank on stream in so long.
I haven't cared for someone.
Is that Matt Rose?
a curvy outfit is Matt Rhodes silent is silent fires fire and Archon is a barrack
i could buy a sheriff oh wait you're good no man any ace drinks drink if no kill no
oh he's on the box let's see
Oh, yeah, it's
Oh, yeah, it's
She wanted the Outlaw bat.
I know, man.
I'm on my way.
You guys wanna go somewhere?
We go see here. See Splendid?
See if they're out in the bush.
Let's go.
Let's kill Sprena.
Nice.
One is super flick.
I'm burning myself. I'm fine.
You just see Archon's title. What does it say?
It could be.
Oh, I saw.
One enemy remaining.
I got Magra.
enemy spot at sea.
Nice.
It's the final stream ever not
going to regret this at all.
What's his title?
It says, chat is saying it says final stream ever, not gonna, okay comment one by itself.
Not going to, okay one by so fast I don't know.
What does it say?
I learned from changing titles.
Her chat exposes a still class circle.
Wait, they can really do that.
These, they shot your shit in post-it.
Yeah.
I'm just concerned about my filter, if things get bad enough.
I'm gonna push A long
How'd I actually...
She's coming, coming, coming
Nooo
Shory's not clear
Noted
I'm gonna go.
You want me to plant it? Yeah.
Okay. I'll be having a moment.
Yeah.
I
Once be still
Fuck dude, where how
God, I love you a long
I thought we had flanks in the box.
Hey, you're at the bottom, pal.
Okay, now why was this bitch in Narnia?
Why was he running to the bomb?
I don't know what the line is.
Yeah, I did think flank was covered, but it wasn't.
What was your name? What flank?
You know, the flank.
Was we blinded already in every big day?
Mm-hmm.
I see that.
Oh, be careful, guys.
He's got the crossbar counters in the updated.
You want to play?
Let's play.
In his garage.
Right.
He's peeking.
Damn.
Spike down.
Oh, that.
It's annoying.
Every death is a drink.
I mean, you can't drink that much.
I die a lot.
No, it's fighting me.
A set.
I want to watch blank.
Look at how cute they are.
Oh, it's Smurna.
I didn't know it was Smurna.
Wait, I thought these were twist off.
It's not even twist off.
Um.
Okay, there's a way to like, I could do it.
I could do it.
He uses 30 seconds left.
Uh, I'm gonna use something.
What's the best? How?
Is she in?
That's not the worst.
One for me.
I'll try to get a spoon later.
Over here.
Uh-oh.
No.
That's right.
Yeah, wouldn't a dash be easier than satcheling away?
Well, you only get one dash and you also have to prep it.
Oh, you have to prep the dash.
Yeah.
definitely better for sure. I
think I really think you'll
excel with it. Yeah, I mean,
Reyes is holding you back.
My my sense is holding me back.
It's so difficult to satchel
with lower sense.
This is- Ow, I don't have a bottle opener, it's over.
Oh, god.
Then I'll figure it out.
Hold on.
Talks and screen down.
I was gonna push that ceiling, but I-
Who was that for?
Enemy front.
Talks and screen down.
I'm going to go back and see.
Yeah.
40 come on.
You're nothing.
No.
I have this fight.
You can use this.
I'll use a spoon.
Yeah, I'll do it after this game.
One garage.
Backside, backside, backside!
Yeah, you did.
Nice.
Well done.
What's up, guys?
Hey!
See what happens when we play it in normal time.
I can answer everyone everyone is up above you on the scoreboard
Five shots of whiskey
What do you find it's a dead
Also, didn't someone say they were gonna take my tap in yesterday
No, you just wanted somebody to wait no one said yes
Yay the smoke list
I got him
But I can feel myself jerking around
But how many more would you have had beyond the time?
I'm trying to think.
Beyond the time?
If it didn't get maxed out.
Thanks.
First of all, none of the cheating games count.
Secondly, anything after midnight is no longer a game.
Brace out?
We're just coming up with new rules now.
I feel like it's just a...
It's just a...
Minimum.
I'm not sure what's going on.
He's off, you see?
He doesn't have armor.
Coming!
Face your fear!
Force and order me.
Is he going up or not?
Yeah, he's up there.
Fuck, did you pick up his off-line?
Damn.
No, I thought he was fighting in.
He's going up.
Oh my god, I thought he was on the side.
Yay!
He's pissed!
Thank you midnight for the subscribe.
Yeah, I bet him. See you again sometime.
You're awesome, man.
Thank you.
Also, after this game don't queue, I need to get a spoon.
Wait, you saw the clip?
Yes, I saw the clip! The cheating was insane!
So they were only aiming like that and like the last side round of the second game?
of the second game. Can I buy someone? Thank you. But you can just tell like you care about
him but you know they're probably all having one game. Oh yeah 100% that's what's crazy.
Yeah that's what's crazy. Nice.
We know it's a garage. Oh here we go there. Nice. Uh Puella, thanks for coming.
of
There.
Thank you for the ice.
Thank you for the ice.
Thank you for the ice.
Thank you.
I just kind of darted and ran away.
I know.
I was shooting with the spray.
No, you didn't.
He shot me three times.
Oh, I did.
I did.
I did.
I drank.
I drank.
But it's sealed.
What do I do?
So that can be any shooting from the head now.
Elviel, someone said Valper and all her husbands.
Oh, my god.
Don't even joke about that shit very nation things. Thank you
Yeah, where's where the frick is Saturn, please
Okay, I can't
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Let's go.
I'm going to go.
Oh, I'm going to go.
I'm going to be left side
Climbing
And off
I fucking suck
I
Well
It's real after watching your back
Come buddy what was that?
It's not a different understanding is to how things are going to go.
I don't know what exactly was going on in my mind.
Fire, you wanted me an ult of 4v2?
You didn't bleed in us?
No, I thought it was 4v3.
Oh, I see.
I need this.
I swear when I said it was a 4v3.
Sign it or a quest.
I'm bleeding it.
Request?
You did it all.
You did it all
Here's another
Are you people last round?
I'll try you want to play let's play are you sure? Oh?
What does it twist off? It was yours. Oh?
My god it actually clicks off you guys are geniuses
I'm so mad.
He's in C. I have good news.
The lid is the stop.
You're not gonna say congrats or anything?
No man, I'm super happy for you though.
Thank you.
You're participating.
Thank you so much.
That's huge.
Massive development.
Nice, so.
Yay!
All right, cheers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go get a
point. All right. Cheers.
Last round before the switch.
I will. I will. I'm going to
go for broke. What did you say?
I clipped the chamber twice to
the wall. He's not happy. We
need a you need a clip through
wall counter. I still can't get
over the 139 damage with the
different.
What if we ignore them and plant and then I can
That just begins.
Where's my smoke?
I think it's not here with me.
I thought they were pushing me.
3 there, 3 there, she can see us, she can see us
ok, let's go see, let's go see
not neon, it's very long
neon and rey now in the same spot
one down north, it's neon, neo north
room
enemy down
one missile
they'll be the enemy
fight!
one enemy remaining
nice
huge for them. I hate when she says she's pissed. Switching sides. She spares her.
No one is a hero in this world. I'm a mythical shrieker, thanks for the
Salonite too, thank you.
I'm pissed. Very pissed of the gifted, uh, these ones.
Okay, I didn't even get to hold that much.
I love Viper. I just love Viper. Also, I want you guys to know I am willing to share Viper if you want to play her. I'm not a one-trick.
For a moment, I thought you were about to talk about your drink. I was like, that's not how this works.
No, I'm versatile.
Oh, good to know. Good to know. Let me keep that in mind.
I guess that uh
Oh one site one site
planning?
Oh! One is in garage!
Last one is in garage window
Oh nice! Good job!
Yeah. Stay down there. Okay.
I saw how long time ago he bought a whiskey out already. Not first game.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You have to start with a drink.
Yeah, I've been drinking. Yeah. Yeah.
That's your tab from yesterday. I am finishing my tab from yesterday.
Okay, Ray. So like if I play Vipro, next time you would be mad.
if you want to lose I won't be I mean I won't be mad but no well I play well
probably not
you a
They were okay
Nope still there
I just have a long
Still there.
I'll wall up when that drops.
Toxin's going up.
Oh!
Spike down A.
Why wind?
They just all better than me when short.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
One enemy remaining.
You're standing I didn't even trip the wire be a man
30 seconds left
First of all
Yeah, the games are more. Was that intentional or was it an accidental scroll wheel?
I don't remember. Why would that have been intentional? He had his gun out.
Y'all are ops for this.
I'm gonna say I'll get fine, I'm good.
They're all there, 101 right now.
I only saw three technically.
You know, I just, he just, he just needs to be somewhere.
Whatever was a save!
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Don't forget fire. You're so dramatic. I actually can't tell you better. More dramatic. Is it our corner fire?
That's pretty bridge
You're dramatic too. Like I actually can't tell who's more dramatic. All right, pop
Call me back all you want. It's fine. It's fine. Okay
I'm just
myself buddy I'm so scared like oh my god
I fucking hate this man. Anybody likes this man?
It's a firelight, yeah.
Why are we still here already?
I don't know. We're still in that second house over now.
Fire! I need you to wake up.
What's going on?
It's a last player standing.
I'm so angry.
Get some of Jamie's idea.
Zero.
Oh
We should save right 131 131
Silent by himself he gets hurt over here
Fire I'm gonna do 140 just get ready to spit on them, okay
I'm walking down every game today. Yeah, why don't we play me on?
Put this idea for this character like I just want to take him to dinner. That's it. That's
it. I just think they're you know, it was a great idea. The great idea. Yeah, I'm on
a little bit you know on paper yeah wait I'm supposed to be yeah
Thank you. Brian, thanks for
the prime. Thank you. And thank
you. El Grida. Thank you.
Hayley for the prime.
So many primes. We can't win a
single game on the side. It's
over. It's actually over.
So much.
Oh, you're crazy for that angle, by the way.
Yeah, evil as well.
Are we going to lose?
No, no.
What's going on here?
We're not going to lose a warm-up game.
Come on.
I have the perfect setup, play 1, 3, 1, but...
I finally go A and you want me to go away?
Yep, yep, I don't want to.
I'm saving, you have to save, you have to save.
You're gonna rotate this, you whatever the...
No, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.
1, 3, 1, wherever they go, we're gonna have 4, just like A and C.
Can you not say 1, 3, 1 like 5 hours ago?
Yeah, you did.
The things we actually have to stick together.
This one begins!
I didn't go to my normal spot because Archon was there.
It was like the first time I ever bought a shotgun which was like so.
Oh my god dude, what a disaster.
I'm gonna tell him to get off my site.
Archon's fault, hashtag Archon's fault.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
My turn.
Yes, yes, yes.
Electively, you know, take a deep breath, sit up, and let's win this game.
Alright, my turn.
Our car is in your aid.
Our car is in your aid.
Sova, start here.
Abes the old Abe.
Ray, see you alone.
Yes, please, Arkhan, get off my site.
Where am I?
I'm gonna crash the bucket.
Get off of my site.
I would have aced last round if I was in my normal spot,
but you decided to take it for some reason.
Oh yeah, I just, okay, I'm gonna shove it in.
Oh, I left this.
Oh.
Smoke's garage.
Toxin's screen down.
Dropping my wall.
They were not looking at me and then I go the other way and then they're looking at me.
They're both together, both default. Yeah, both. Both on the bomb. One enemy remaining.
Oh my god. Someone grabbed the outside of garage for this one.
Am I an English?
You got it?
I'm the one! Thank you!
I'm a quarter spawn.
Thank you, thank you!
I'm not a spawn. I see it.
I see you, big guy!
I'm so good.
How light were you?
I'm pretty light weight.
I mean I only weigh like 100 and...
7 pounds?
Thank you.
I don't really ever drink
I just don't like drinking
Can you buy fire?
Thank you Sartre
Pretty tiny
I'll let you leave, I forgot
I'm not allowed here
Yeah, Sartre is joining
when she can, ASAP
Yeah, I'm kinda
Why did they close smoke C?
Does anyone know?
Does anyone know why they close smoke C?
Is it just to get closer?
Oh.
Should I ult?
No.
No, no, no.
That's fine.
You're right.
Poison's off.
One outside a window.
Uh, Saturn plays Juno, but she's only busy for a little bit, so that's why we're doing
I don't know until she's ready.
One enemy remaining.
Grass, grass.
Aw, amazing.
Show us the scale lady chat is doubting.
Why would I lie about my way?
That's crazy.
Dude, I'm not like a man. That's like, oh, I'm actually six foot in reality. I'm like 511 like it's not like that
Yeah, I actually want to wait more. I don't like being as tiny
You're coming neon
No one's coming to my site, I don't know what to tell you
Noooo, deserved.
Bro, how do I die in that case?
No.
That's a lot. Um I can hold. I'm not going to lie. That was not intentional. Um can I
play a long with an up? Yes, please. Please, please, please, please, please. You sent me
of the way they're the way last time
You fucking laughing
Fights planted
I'll be short. Oh my god. Actually whole day
I feel like I should be there to slow them or something I don't know
can you guys leave? Please? Thank you. They're pushing it. This one's on. This one's on.
Spike planted. In that site. Oh, I think it's in there.
I think it's a plan was.
Okay, I'm going to give them hope that we're going to win.
Why is the first game over time? I'm so devastated.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
I think chamber class cannons. I think we need a PMA, guys.
Okay, how do we get PMA?
I need that race game.
How do we have PMA?
Make it a drop.
I still like that.
Kill them.
Good question.
Wrong guy to ask.
Damn.
I'm going to go on this.
Yeah.
Up and heading.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Play your stand 20
Off off off
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
I
Didn't hear two people. I heard two different feet of the same person is what I heard
Yeah, so I heard I heard I turned two feet not two people it was two feet
Yeah
It's me last cannon
Oh my god, yes, curvy. Please save us, curvy.
Oh. You're walking down.
Enemy down. Oh my god.
They're on enemy tank.
Both there, both there.
Yeah.
I'm just left on.
Oh my god, 120.
Defeat.
80 on the right now.
I'll stay C.
There's one enemy remaining.
120.
Yeah!
Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good.
I did not want to lose that.
Nice. I took out the red boss.
Thank you did something like.
And hold on is it bottom of the scoreboard or lowest performance score first of all like
as a Viper, I'm gonna see less people.
Hold on.
I'm people are not coming to my spice lowest.
You're not defending you you're.
He's actually I do think it should be the person on the lowest.
all of a sudden.
Really?
Yes, my dear brother.
Oh, you're man.
OK.
You kind of played yourself, Kari, and I've been live,
but you played yourself.
Again, I asked if we had homework.
Fuck.
Yeah, I don't think we can do combat performance,
because since I always plant, I get points for that, right?
You can sell me a little bit.
I don't know how.
I don't know how to score.
I've played the ball nine times.
I plant it every time.
It's my destiny.
Where can you see the performance score breakdown?
Go to career and then click the game.
And then on the left, it says performance under scoreboard.
And then, wait, where did I go from here?
Let's go down.
You scroll.
Oh, oh, you scroll.
Oh, yeah.
My adjusted kills 0.67.
What have they done?
What have they done?
Okay, Devin, hello chat.
How are you?
I wanna play the other games.
I'm actually in the mood for Liars Bar.
I wanna play Liars Bar so bad.
I've been excited for it.
There's your hand, no, no, no.
When he's switching, we're waiting for Saturn.
As soon as Saturn is ready, we will start.
But she had some stuff to do.
Waiting for Saturn.
I'm excited to play with her outside of GTA.
Did she give it ETA?
It was kind of a rough estimate.
It might be around 10 p.m. PT.
It's gonna be late.
Valo sucks, not gonna let.
I know it's not for everyone, like every game.
I know, I get it, it happens.
CS1, I'm thinking closer to December,
that way I feel a lot of pressure.
If there's a lot of pressure,
I think I'll be able to lock in.
if they're running out of time pressure.
Love, Ella.
Yeah, I just like competitive gaming a lot.
And I just, obviously I don't get that from GTA.
And when I play solo story games, I don't get that either.
It's been a long time since,
other than the here and there random CS lobbies,
But sometimes it's just like, I should just wait
till I'm ready to grind CS
because I know I have a goal for that.
So Valo feels a little like, it's easier for me,
head empty, I don't need to know lineups or anything.
And it's just more aesthetically pleasing, you know?
I don't know, I like it.
Both games are good.
Yeah, they both have the pros and cons.
Wow, PPP or League?
No, no, this is virtually like Rocket League.
No, I don't like Rocket League.
I still understand it, understand Valor?
Do you ever play Overwatch?
I had like a six month phase of Overwatch a long time ago.
I mean the Winston, Eva, you know the sprain prey kind of people, Mercy.
Um, yeah Winston, the Winston main, which is jump around and boot people.
I think it's really fun. The problem is finding friends that love it too.
Like I like Valo right now because everyone I'm playing with is also really addicted.
And so there's something about like knowing that they want to play as much as I want to play and it's like, oh, yeah, this is awesome.
Like I don't feel bad about asking. I don't feel bad about like wanting to play more or whatever.
It's like we're all on the same page about degeneracy.
Any time deadlock? No. If I had friends, like an actual lobby of friends I wanted to play, I would do it.
But I do not.
I don't have any deadlock friends.
Like a whole lobby of friends.
It's our favorite map.
What if I just dodged?
No, because we're going to get it again.
But what if I play chamber?
Play chamber.
Yes, play chamber.
No, no, no, I'm scared.
In a ranked game, I barely know how to play it.
Listen.
Play chamber or finish the entire drink you have right now.
Well, there isn't much left that'd be scared if I had just opened another can
Can we all lock in viper and see who gets viper?
But then but then I'll get something random
Run run
We're trying to rank up you
Guys
I am both shield and soul.
Oh my god.
Okay, we us for doing it.
Okay, but you sure you don't want me playing chamber?
No, no, no, please, Viper.
If we lose this game, I will have resentment, I swear.
I can feel it.
Holy.
I can feel it.
I actually, real resentment.
I mean, I'll be fine on you, character.
Really?
Okay, mister, we're gonna lose this game.
What are we doing?
Wait, we actually had a good card.
I hate this dude!
I hate....oh my god....
Guys, you may not really know what I'm doing.
We don't have smoke, I guess it's....oh my god.
We do have smoke.
Gambels is all life for those creatures. He couldn't make it through my main character.
She's about to go non-verbal this game.
Wait, I'm not even kidding. We did like 400 in defense. We can't lose.
I'm so mad. I'm so fucking mad. Why are we even playing? We're playing a loser. Actual losers.
I don't know how do you pull up the cylinders thing this afternoon?
No, no, no, no.
We do win pistols sometimes.
There's like a 25% chance that we do.
You realize like if we just head around in the side, we have three sensies.
Oh my God.
I was about to say that, but then I got told that I prefer it.
Hi, I'm in
Spike down mid I have to spike
I don't know how to not be pissed.
How do I care less?
Fuck.
34.
I'm going to kill him.
How do I feel this time there?
Take a flank by the way, not very far.
Oh my god, 120 to dead.
One can buy.
Huh?
They both have drop-brakes.
Thank you guys.
Why can't we keep working B?
Because that's our only...
...but...
...we just have to make the chamber TP around there.
Are we chamber flying?
Okay.
Okay.
What are we doing?
Am I supposed to peek this with a flash?
Making chamber TP and then walking B.
please in fact there's a guy behind that box don't forget you saw no no no on the
b okay every group we're gonna have destroyed behind you behind you what
Fuck no on a on a
Hey once made rotating be my ultimate
Was that you can just be head
You're better. You're stronger and faster. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.
I'm also in a career and won't ever send this. We're winning. We're winning. We're winning. We're winning.
Thank you for the 21 threesome. Thank you.
Don't put wall until very late.
It's a high plot lobby. You don't have to
We went up Viper, uh, Iconid, Montlot, Reyna, Hydra, the...
Or Silenced, uh, Deadlock, and Fireduck.
Just left.
There's Motol!
We did a nice hit.
I
They're all there
I
Try I have a 116 bro. I'm sick. The whole fucking squad was there
what do we do what do we do
get out of my way
I
What's that man?
Re-made
One's out mid. They're fighting me. They're fighting. I'm in
Last player standing such a positive the same thing
I don't know what I'm doing.
Enemy removed.
I like him.
Oh man. Good shots.
You can trust my boss. I only malfunctioned at one time.
Sorry, you said this was your, like, man character years ago?
Show. Okay, I have a bottom play.
What do I got there?
I feel like I've never seen you play Killersboy, actually.
We're gonna be so good on defense though, surely.
Oh yeah.
You don't need anything tomorrow.
Oh yeah, I swear I'm getting targeted this game.
It's too late.
Phoenix summon.
Good attempt.
My ultimate is ready.
Yeah.
I saw it. I saw it. I saw it.
And then throw some kind of weird wall to so we can walk mid and split beta.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, Paris, Parisie Pote Tour.
Thanks for the fun.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
And I like to be at least.
And the rage is beta so you can...
At a rage, yeah.
That's on the right.
maybe wall first guys before you peak man push me
that's done my ultimate is ready
nice try
good guy
we have a lot of ults
we can do anything
everyone note down your observations then let's run it
I even threw on my little blind thing okay
wait let's see
wait are we forcing
no we should save
I'm gonna go out
Very buying no, we should save
We should save at J. Holler. Thank you for the time
Mackers is Valor back not really everyone's playing rust right now
I
Think I made a woman
Down be oh
Why all of that was a little unfortunate
through the smoke. It's a really blind.
That was so rough.
Go find your friend.
There's a blur.
There's a blur.
Is this like a full sand?
I immediately flash through this peak?
Someone's gonna peak this for sure.
Am I supposed to insta-peak or give it a second
in case we're about to...
I'm supposed to insta-peak.
I can rise if they get the site.
Again, we do it again.
We do it again.
But this time we punished them.
We did it again.
We did it again.
We did it again.
We did it again.
We did it again.
We did it again.
We can do it again, but this time we punished them for their mistakes.
They think themselves aren't equals.
I couldn't use this as an opportunity to learn chamber, and I'm right up.
This is disgusting.
You...
agreed to the gamble, Kirby.
I did.
You! Close this!
Okay, what?
We need these next two though.
Bring your best
They keep peeking he's golden he's shitting on
That's rare, I did it.
I'm about to die.
Wait, this is like you.
Is oping is reigning acceptable?
You op on range, man.
What the fuck does that mean?
I feel like that's normal.
It's all I've ever known.
Do whatever works.
I watch this.
I got this I'm not scared. I'm right now. You want to play let's play
That's crazy
Don't respond
I raise it on flank.
Oh, another one.
All right, when are we going to head mid?
All right, just like I raise pink in him.
Last player standing.
All right, I can't even make it across, I guess.
What?
Where's chamber?
Is there one else?
I'll be there.
I'm going to swap back to B, they had no info on B
I
Someone's always big
Need a foreign we got four
He didn't shut up
He didn't even look garage, which is crazy
So what's the what's the meta like reina's loadout first round ghost and
Or go some line actually. Oh wait, okay
Where should I should I go a with fire or
or we have three senties so what do we do how we're fine you get some double
something in me oh okay what's i do i'm gonna go through the mid
we're gonna go through the mid i say yeah you play mid you play mid
wow we're gonna have defense on one
many mid many mid many many many mid one more one more one more
can you push mid mid bb all four we're pushing on mid all the way out
Nevermind doesn't smoke
The one place we didn't have on lock is crazy should I walk mid is that what I should do that's actually crazy that they went mid
I
Give up
Okay, we're good. We're good
I'm doing balls
They got RG. They're not shooting my wall down.
Mid, mid, mid, mid, up, mid, up, mid.
Oh, my fucking weird ass.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
There's one.
There's three.
One more there.
There's three.
There's three.
standing
I'm looking in the same mirror my there and this fire the fucking strange guy I mean whoever is holding
I'm not going to be using
Kirby, could you shut the door on me?
Yeah. Okay.
I'll leave the door shut up.
I don't know if I'll listen if you ask me to open it.
It's...
Many many.
Okay.
I'm in there.
Damn it.
All's good, man.
Serpent Alley.
One eleven jet, one eleven jet.
Two Alley.
Oh, it's so over.
It's actually so over.
Spike planted.
Fire needs to delete Kiltler, that is.
Sure.
There's an entire repertoire.
A roster.
I think we've learned a valuable lesson in the game.
Yeah, fire.
You're never allowed to even think about Killjoy again, ever.
OK.
Not even think about her.
Guys, I don't think Killjoy is a problem.
What's going on?
This isn't like you.
I think it's good.
I have nothing to work off of.
I'm saying I will hope you usually take like trades though. No
Yeah, but like this oh, I'm in I don't know how to explain it to you. I'm in here
Wait, like, gosh, you can't aim or something
Yeah.
On site, B.
I'm alone.
I'm alone.
No.
Like...
He's running us down like bronzes, man.
It's actually insane.
Shoot.
Interesting.
Guys, last game I forgave you guys for me playing alone,
and this game I would not forgive you guys
I'm like 1% angry.
I'll go B. Listen, I'm going B. I got this. I'm a professional.
If we ever do champ roulette again, I am blocking every single one of you.
I'm uninstalling this game and I will get you from my memories.
You know you were supporting it by picking Sage.
You know what's crazy? Fire is the one that suggested it.
Yeah, didn't she say let's let everybody get a nice beat.
Okay, how do I care less?
Okay, how do you care less?
Chamber of Doubt Men.
How do I care less?
Mark it open?
It was silent.
Yeah, probably.
Actually, I actually feel the rage
I feel it. I'm scared and I'm out of you guys. I'm not at my castee
That things are so good, but oh wow how the tables have turned
I'm just gonna keep laughing.
Fire, were you ready to drink?
No.
Fire doesn't drink.
He's just a baby.
I think it's just so fun playing with friends.
Yeah, I can't believe this is the last time.
That's just crazy.
Hide hide hide hide hide hide hide.
Hide.
In the backside首先
Careful deadlock.
Hold them to their grave, nothing to hear,
Where they go?
Did you first find us?
She will find us.
Did you say nothing a I'm planting a plenty a
Yeah
How's it coming Valoglian I don't think I've ever been angry
I'm so glad it's over
I'll remember it forever. I'll remember it forever.
I'm saying that I did top frag on Viper though.
But how many kills?
We don't got to worry about that.
First of all, your shooting abilities don't equate to you using Viper abilities.
I'm going to go get another drink.
I'll be back.
Yeah, you're going to need it.
All right.
How do we fix our friendship?
We win this game.
We all play comfort pace and we win a game.
And we're going to have a real comp?
Of course.
Of course.
He is saying of course.
Of course.
Of course.
He's saying of course.
At least what I said at least three times
Because I feel like they're asking I feel like it would have been in of course, too
Oh my god, I actually need to calm down. I'll be back. I actually can't I'm deaf in I'm muted
I can't deal with them. I actually can't oh my god
pissed
Okay, no, it's fine the problem. Okay, you want to know why I'm pissed. Let me show you
So last night, we went up against a cheater, two games in a row, and it's a real cheater
because we have clip evidence of, we like, did a VOD review and saw them snapping, and
we reported them and they actually got banned.
So it was this draw, it was this guy, he was even super wow.
Look at this, he had 43 kills.
Can we see the clip?
Yeah, I'll show you.
We'll find it.
So this is curvy's POV.
Pause.
Yeah.
It was really frustrating at three in the morning.
All right, look at this.
This is curvy's POV.
He has it in slow motion and he's spectating the cheater.
Watch the way that his Vandal flicks.
Okay, he goes to the fire.
Oh, am I muted?
Oh, good.
That was like
I thought Kirby was talking and I thought I was immunity, but it's just him talking in the clip. Okay, we're good
That was close
Almost lost my mind
Okay, he goes to shoot fire
Look at look at this. Look at this watch. You see the way it's not
You see the way the crossers snap from here to here it was crazy
That shot was like way off
He misses the first shot he auto locks to my head go straight back to fire
Insane actually
We got this team twice back to back and then we had these two games back to back
We had these two games back to back and there were long games to like one was an overtime and the other one was a
a like just another long game and so it's like we were yeah we did report them he did get banned
we got a notification that he actually got banned so i think we got our aura back i don't know like
i wasn't really sure how to tell and so um it just felt like a big waste of time you know that was
like three hours of just like wasting time in the middle of the night and now today we're wasting
time again by doing random champ generator and for some reason why my freaking goat fire
can't hit a single head because he's playing killjoy.
Oh my god, I can't.
Hey, how's it going, team?
Ray, do you want a scar or do you want me to jet?
You get to pick.
I want you to pick your best.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
I'm just so scared.
You just said that.
Oh my god, a plane sky.
Oh, I'm fucking scared.
And it's weird that you don't have any sky mastery,
but you're best bud.
What's going on?
You're getting snitching on you.
Really?
Yep.
I'm fucking scared, guys.
No, no.
What servers do we have on?
Why are we getting early?
Oh, I don't know.
What server do we want?
Cali, Waste.
Central.
central. Are you guys not all callig? No, they're east. I'm east. I don't know. Are you guys
east? Yeah, well, our com's in the data center. I have three servers enabled. Okay, I got
Yeah
Okay, can you guys go be
Jerkin
Can you smoke mid smoke vents, and I'm gonna go mid. I'm gonna shark mid and then
Okay, it's gonna be a better game I'm trying okay, I'm gonna shark call and stuff and we're gonna win
We're gonna be super sweaty game. We're gonna absolutely destroy them to improve raise my toll. We're good
I'm mentally fine I believe this he just peeked on top of the wall
you should be able to go B now okay I'm going to see it
Thank you for the fun. Thank you.
You're welcome everyone. Do you want the lurk wall or the regular wall?
Yeah, lurk wall. That's it.
You go to the beach mate.
Good luck.
What the hell?
the screen down.
raise them. we have an
are we able to
I don't know. I think I know
they can be another here.
He's in hell, he's in hell, he's in hell.
He's not in Hell anymore, he's not in Hell anymore.
I thought I'd say 21.
Oh my god dude.
I'm gonna die.
That guy has a judge to the tail.
You should be going mid, most of us, you shouldn't have walled down and it doesn't matter what
we do.
You guys have for ready?
I want to switch games so bad.
I'm ready for Liar's Bar, I just want to sit there, head up deep, I don't want to do
anything.
I'm a one tap, don't worry, watch this, got him.
Crutch.
Nice.
Shout out to that close for peeking me through this one.
The readers?
They literally keep fighting me.
You got a bandit curry? No one.
I got a boss on one. I got a boss on one.
Fight!
Huh?
You only got something.
Bro. No, man.
You got guys.
What?
That's right.
Bro.
No, man.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
Oh.
Top left corner.
last player standing, one second.
Your enemy remaining.
Your duty is locked over.
So what I miss, last player standing.
Two left.
Ntnt, ntnt, ntnt, ntnt, ntnt, ntnt.
Make them think.
Fuck.
I see, I see, I see, I'm four.
I love you.
Yeah.
Uh, Joe, thanks for 29 months on YouTube.
Okay, from now, moving forward, I'm going to be a very happy, positive, not rateable, rageable person.
I am.
Silent, let me go for the person bent.
As soon as I shoot, they wall and then they peek on the wall.
You're the most traveling.
Smell.
Have you ever done that once?
Not sure.
Hits me.
It's the earliest.
It's here in the wall heaven.
I just need to stop trying to get killed myself and just accept that I'm gonna be taking shots
every single game because I just can't stay alive.
I agree.
Thanks for the watch.
They just made me realize I haven't opened my drink.
I'm dead.
How do you agree?
What?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
What?
Am I supposed to disagree?
Watch your back.
Ha ha!
Robin?
He's crashing there.
They were in a save.
We should stay together, right?
I have the speech.
Boxing screen down.
Double slow D.
Say you trying to wait for this one.
We have follow puppy.
Okay, I'm on D.
one
one
one
one
one
one
What if we have like conditional drinking terms, you know, for example, this is recommended
by chat.
We don't want him to die from alcohol, possibly.
Pass away.
The caster will be the last for me this time.
He just wants to die.
He just wants to die.
I believe in you now.
I believe in you now.
Talk sense going up.
Seek him.
I
Someone's back site somewhere elbow elbow I think
On junk fence
Oh my god, you're really good on safe.
I'm sorry Arkhan.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I get it.
I get it.
You know what?
I'm not protecting you, but then he did it.
It's okay that you sage-orged me into their raised grenade, you know, it's fine, it's
fine.
I didn't want to live anyway.
I, you know, I'm perfecting, I'm perfecting, it's fine.
Yeah, man, you know, we're in another gym right now, here's the grenade.
That's so funny.
Get out of my way!
I'm getting slow. Oh my god.
I thought it was going in.
I thought it was going in.
Wow.
We're about to get ready.
That's how you resolve this.
Okay, that's all right.
We'll find you.
99c on close up.
Wow!
That's insane!
You'll leave?
I'm not the same ever as
Oh
I probably could leave, there's two there
What'd you say?
I don't know, we can win
They didn't smoke, that means both of us still on there
30 seconds left
Cramps
I freaking suck.
Have you considered not crashing out?
I know it's all ass.
Could do that right now, but like the more and more than a drink though
It's gonna get like especially don't if we play like a while is going especially if we play you know or something like that
We can't play you know because Ubisoft's gonna make me crash up
All right, we need to play enough
Wait, oh my god, he does the same shit every round like he's so
of
the
Can I borrow the off for one round?
I'm breaking, I'm breaking.
Oh my god.
I doubled my kills.
No, no, no, hold on. Take that. I need this.
Okay, I'm breaking.
I'm breaking it.
Does he stand on it every time? Is that how he does this?
Yeah, every time.
Can't we just like finish him?
Yeah, I'm about to.
He's about to.
get on
Oh my god, sorry if you could be guy I can
Where'd your bullet go?
Spike down mid
I'm in the back side. Okay, I only have like 17. Oh, I guess that's the last one.
last or do you force here?
Force.
I don't know.
Hey, you can just install it right here.
Without even smoking.
Good.
I
You're so good.
You're so good.
You're so good.
I'll be on it.
Nice one.
last round before the switch last chance to use our stuff
I'm a dog in there for you guys hello dog
I tried to instum in all this right that's it even say then I'm gonna get
I think I'm gonna use the orb and then we just have bomb and then we should uh
Oh, 4.5. It's little baby.
Here's a percentile.
I think Colt's still coming up.
Nothing's dying. Nothing's back at sight. They're just having a shit.
I'm going to go back to the
Yeah. Yeah. Switching sides.
Thank you. Just catching up on the
GTA. I have a question. How is
Raymond? Super sad last night and
now she's all happy and like
lovely to chatty today. Did I
miss something? Um. She's been
lovely to chatty, but they've
been fighting. They've been
and they can't. Also, she's a little cuckoo. Her emotions are volatile right now.
Just because they fight doesn't mean that they don't care about each other.
It's a mess. I can wall but it gives them access to ramp.
Yeah, you want me to drop it?
We drop it.
Are they still there? Could they rotate?
They could rotate.
Can you smoke, rap?
Can I go and smoke it?
Got here.
Stage and raise.
Stage and raise.
I'm not going to die through it.
Sixty years.
I'm walling, walling.
Okay, I'm just getting trolled!
Spike down A.
three sixes
that's a
one enemy remaining
gun here
gun here
i'm scared
i'm not scared
help me
stranger uh
what?
i'm here
nice
Oh the I'm not asking I demand that fucking share if you asshole
Fuck you act like I was gonna keep it. You think I want this dog shit gun
I've never heard silence so unsilent
That was crazy. I
Have never picked up a share from thought to myself. I'm gonna keep this
I'm just you know a team player
My show's a good performance, isn't it?
I didn't say anything.
Careful B, there's an enemy on you.
Don't rotate, don't rotate.
They're not in.
They're not in.
They're not in.
One check.
I'm gonna flash it again.
I'm gonna try to move in.
You may not be grogging.
You're in there.
You're in there.
You're in there.
I bet you're porting.
Bandit on the ground if someone wants it.
Yuck.
I'll take it.
Someone got me.
I got you.
Gonna go ahead.
one's back site or not are we hey you hit 140 I got healed you could rotate
you're moving out y'all love to run around huh
Just went for a better gun.
Oh.
Your excuse.
Ha ha ha.
OK.
Ha ha ha.
Sorry.
Glad it's funny.
That's what he gets for over-rotating.
Toxin's coming up.
Spike planting.
Yeah, I was I had a laugh in the barrel for the first fucking 30 seconds man.
You get up.
Yeah, I'm done.
Would you have rather her on?
I mean, a little bit.
Are you serious?
Oh, my God, you're such a bitter bitch.
Fuck you.
Like you.
No, I read your job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Not the bitter bitch. Yeah, that's how we call him BD.
Okay, we're gonna start now.
Hey.
He's in.
I want to push that, but that idea dog in them. I'm getting information
to the right
I come want to kill so bad like two kills two rounds ago, man
Cuz they're coming to my site
It's fucking sick
This is your round right here. They're going in. I hope you know that this is your round.
I know I'm not ashamed to get the first one so bad. I can already feel it.
I think this wall is better because it cuts mid and middle and a little bit of heavy. I don't know.
Oh
while strapping
they're going to yeah for sure for sure i'm still mid
i'm going to be
just putting in maybe
and then talk to
30 seconds left, the main last player standing 42.
That's what happened there.
Um, seems like we had another case of over rotating.
I think there's one more than I do.
Do you have all your useful?
There's not all of us.
Hi friend.
Yo.
Watch this.
I'm watching.
Actually I'm waiting.
Oh.
Watch this.
I think be yet.
It's safe. It's safe, right? I'm mating up. You will not kill my. Oh, no. Why me?
Oh
I think it's a good one.
Both on site.
One enemy remaining.
That's way actually nice shots.
Action.
I like that.
I loved it.
Hello
Did you like that I used you as nothing more than a prop no, I didn't I didn't
Thought it was so funny
I thought you were gonna do it and then protect me not let me get
I didn't see that line, yeah, but...
Yeah.
Get out of my way!
Nothing to be...
I'm over rotating.
Oh, that's a wall?
Spike down, A.
in there. I'll put you there, I'll put you there though.
No, no, they're here. Not for a while.
There. That's just a bug.
One enemy remaining. Ramp, ramp, ramp. 39 in the leg.
You're the belly button.
Bomb body out.
Top crime square.
Hi, Larry. Thanks for the resum. Thank you.
Hayden Marie. Wow, thanks for the prime.
Oh my god, how have you been? It's been so long.
Hey, Clinty.
You walk up there.
Uh, Kirby is Matt Rhodes, the Ramon's cop friend.
Talk him out.
I planted. It's on the post right?
All right, the poor nice job.
Suck it up.
Oh!
That's no good.
That's a splint!
No.
No, no.
Kirby?
Kirby.
We're just throwing. Go to the side.
match point
Imagine this is now he literally said fuck fuck around find out
I don't even know what buttons I couldn't be even been next to the accidentally press X
Oh, can you buy me too, please
Guys, don't worry, it's up to you.
Seeks him out.
Uh-oh.
Torxon's going up.
Close to you.
He's just racing up.
Yeah, he got you while you're burning.
No way.
Races on, er, uh, jet's on.
Torxon's going up.
Torxon's going up.
He's close to me.
Sorry, Torxon.
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah.
Race.
Oh!
Bike planted.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Help you!
Renée!
Yes, August.
I will cut you.
Sash them all.
Oh, hey, okay.
Last player down.
Kirby?
How is this my fault?
That's not even my sight.
You're old.
You're old.
What a god in ace there.
Yeah, you would have at least threw at that.
think we had a new thing we have to drink if everybody else determines we've
thrown around yeah if everyone thinks you threw around you should drink honestly
can we all say... Kirby you have to take a shot
Kirby should get a shot
I'm gonna ego pick this and get a kill and hurt myself watch
I need it for B.
101.
I need help.
You're here.
You're better.
Wait, I am better.
Oh, silent.
No, I'm not silent.
What?
Performance score.
Hold on.
It does count.
No, it can't be combat score because I play it all the time.
Hold on.
Why is the goal post moving?
No, I said it's scoreboard.
Bottom of the scoreboard is what it is.
Yeah, but they can't drink, so it's only us three.
None of us.
Okay, whatever.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What the fuck on?
He has to come back on the floor.
Archon, my...
Alright guys, I'll bear back on my miscue.
Should we not cue then, maybe?
I'll give it 30 seconds.
Wait, oh, wait, Archon, do you see a scroll?
I'm definitely.
Wait, remember when you could love people on TeamSpeak?
I would love to be able to do that to Archon right now.
That'd be so funny.
Hey, Archon.
Did you see the scoreboard?
XD.
Nice, you did it.
We win, we win, we're winning.
We win.
Nice.
We did it.
We did it.
We win.
We win.
We're winning.
All the games been better now that we won.
It just takes a nice win.
Angela Brooke, thank you for the push primarily.
Thank you so much.
Match found.
More valid.
That would be GTA.
I thought it was GTA.
It was going to be a crumb.
Oh, it is.
It is, we're waiting for Saturn.
Waiting for Saturn to get here
and then we could do our four person variety game light,
which will be Liars Bar and Machine Party.
It depends on whether or not you're one shot
deeper than before.
Let's put it on.
Yeah, we're drinking.
I don't know.
drinking. I have six of these.
Smear and offs.
I bought my car lemonade, but it's just a right. It's a
sneer and off lemonade. It's like, oh,
I'm gonna regret it. I'm good. Right. I leave it up to you. Do
we come from pick raise or do we start trying chamber?
I think this is a good time to start trying chamber.
No, I really, really think for what you do, this is going to be so great for you.
And the best part about chamber versus satcheling away is that you're guaranteed to get back
to where your thing is, you know, instead of accidentally satcheling in the wrong direction,
because you do sometimes satchel in the wrong direction.
It's a panic satchel.
It's, there wasn't enough desk space to flick far enough.
It's so bad.
Yeah.
Oh.
This game causes me pain.
All right, that was great.
New game, new game.
You drink, right?
Yeah.
I
Mean you're funny guy, where I put my trip
Probably garage
Behind the box
Or just forever trigger as long as someone like goes in
Maybe somewhere in a corner that doesn't they can't just shoot it from outside. You know what I mean? Yeah, so behind the
Could probably
No, you got
What the fuck I didn't even press E
It was nothing. It was just uh so dark. It's a B. It's a B. Oh. That's a B.
Spike plants his screen down.
I'll stick it. Don't me die.
That was a big stun. We won pistol!
He's actually going to make me break my mouse.
Look at that. Five shots to his failure.
That's a good sign. Huge pistol round.
Yeah, it's fair for us.
No Simone resisting for me.
I had too many bad games in a row.
No more bad games only up
You'd one win makes me so happy. I forget about everything. It's great. I'm so happy. Oh my god
You don't even remember the Viper game
By
Sit still by the way, I'm trying to see if it's like a garage block.
Toxin's going up.
Three.
They're all in.
All three.
Running backside to grab guns.
Toxin's screen down.
Spike planted.
Get out of my way.
Have an outlaw, careful.
Yeah, I think the clove is looking at me.
Ow!
You hate me because you ate me
Yeah, what are you drinking aterine? Yeah
Fire
Crazy I will always remember that kill to my game and I will always hold it over your head
I'm 40 jet 55.
What do you think I need to play for one?
Like, why is he drowning?
Fight planted.
Reloading.
Bet 10 HP.
Go to go!
Is there any phantoms?
No one here.
I feel good.
That's weird.
It's a worse skinfire.
It's actually worse skin too.
Why are you like this?
Hey, you're saying
that the worst skin is crazy,
than the one that I was holding for sure.
I like the other one.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna move the camera.
Bloody poop boy.
I
Was
Mar one enemy remaining. I found a log down. Oh
He wanted to play chamber specifically so that you would bottom-flying
You're playing your main you have some more pills, I don't know you have much room to talk
That was that was such an underhanded like
I can't hear either of you from up here. Wow
Well up here is where
One 40
Now you spam that get the tiny cake
I
They're leaving they're leaving many men leaving many men leaving
They're under here
Any remaining and each family
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You see, I'm not sure.
What's that?
I think, silent is me your friend.
What? Do not, that is actually my biggest happy year.
When you say something and I say what was that and then you say nothing.
Let's get him.
Why are you talking shit?
I said seven and no space at that.
First of all, yeah, maybe I will screenshot that.
I didn't have it often.
I just drink it, I'll have it more often.
Oh my god.
Hello, hey, hello.
I'm getting PTSD.
I'll smoke here from now on, or whenever you smoke.
Gotcha.
Wall strapping.
I
Oh my god Archon is so chastisious.
Show me something.
I have a volleyball please.
Toxin is coming up.
Oh my god he said please.
This is crazy.
Wait Jetson by the way.
Here we go.
One enemy remaining.
Spike down mid.
Why didn't she assault?
You're fed freebies over here, man.
Is it Costco?
I'm not gonna drink that.
Okay, it feels a little easier.
Uh, Sanny, I think you can crime.
I think you smell a lot.
Right here, take this, take this.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'll drop it.
I'm sorry, I'll drop it.
Oh, what's a garage?
A garage being left.
Oh, one more outside window.
I'm gonna stay safe.
Okay, okay.
One's the mid.
I
When you said for you
You is like we're
It was just you
I assumed it was for me did you see those in you Kirby I did because you were closer, but like
But then I thought about it, you know, so who are you feeding kills to the person who needed or the person who already has a lot
They're never coming here, I'm leaving. Oh, why don't I pick up? I'm so high
I know exactly
No, I don't he's in the smoke is
five gifted if you want this
fight planted I'll take five shots if you want this
oh no my butt
no the 13 o dreams over
Latino dreams over today, uh, do they keep window? Yeah. Okay. I'm, I'm gonna leave
C. Oh yeah. And with, with my luck, I mean, you can, they're gonna have a shore. You can
There's so many places to go.
Okay, I'm cushing.
How far, when you place a smoke, is it global or is it a ring?
We're all in the middle of nowhere.
There we go, D.
Maybe on top? Yeah, I think one is on top.
One's back side.
One back side still.
He's got two molly.
Oh no.
No, I won't do
Did I hope he
No, I think one three one three one three one three one is yes, I'll play 3b by the way, and no one play garage
Okay, you should put the trip for you can go on top and I'm gonna have a
And then you guys play all three be and then wherever they go you're free
Hi Henry. Hi. Thanks for the
550. Thank you. Thank you.
Don't kill him.
They're not going to stay. They're not going to stay.
They're leaving.
of
the
of
the
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
They're going short, okay.
He got me back to the place.
That's the C-5, D-5.
No, sorry.
Scared.
Oh my god.
15 seconds.
Can you just live?
Can you just live?
Yep.
I'm gonna run away.
Ten seconds left.
You win.
Nice. Good job.
I'm a I've been reduced to pay.
I'm playing a.
Long.
Thank you so much!
Actually, short is probably better, right?
Yeah, short's good.
Da da da da da da.
Well, Sefer does, he cages here, and then he'll walk you sometimes, so he should be a bigger kid.
So is it curvy as an extension of fire now?
Oh, that's so funny.
I
Just need to be my spot, I should just talk nobody where I'll be in my spot. That's it. I mean my vitamins
I believe you for me.
That's three.
They are so dead.
Nice try, nice try, nice try.
Sorry guys, it wasn't intentional. I would never allow 9-3. Okay, she's on it out there.
Uh-oh.
Uh, where do I put trip? My fault. My fault?
Where we put trip just somewhere where you're worried about a flight coming.
Everywhere.
Um, if we go A, I see them put it right here a lot.
I'm sorry. I'm ready to headhunt. It's okay, let's see it.
I need to set my TP, I'm scared.
Hey, I'm meant to freaking slide and I didn't work, yeah, I'm sad.
This is terrible.
I
Once grass grass he's low
Don't you grass once in a while you're standing. What's an angle, bro?
I
Wait, this is my bread and butter I peak see now, right?
Way for my problems
Yeah, I'm learning learning
your force
I'm down.
I'll make them remember.
You're a force?
Ah, yeah, I was a...
Hmm.
Chamber seal on, everybody has garage.
Does the trip ever get put up here?
Or is that bad?
No, you can't.
Does it matter where you put it? As long as you can...
You see the radius, right? As long as we don't get flinked.
It's all that matter.
Can't catch us wait it's chambers in on chambers in on
I've been in the garage
That was see tax I
50
50
40
50
50
50
50
50
50
50
50
50
50
50
Okay, focus!
He's hit 101!
What are you through? Take a shot!
I threw...
I threw!
Wait, that was lucky the game is over.
Fire?
I'm almost dead.
I'm dead.
Who got me?
you said you had a pet peeve about people saying like you know they're gonna say
something and they don't say it. Wait a minute, I'm gonna be a hip-hit for it.
Let's go.
Alright then.
Go, go, go!
Have a fancy.
one shot. Yeah, we have known the shader.
I
See just here
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't see.
I won. I won. Alright, we got guns for reals.
There's some of us do.
weird that you wouldn't name drop anyone Archon.
No, you're not, it's not me, not me.
Fight till the end.
He has enough to buy an offer, and like,
it's been a while since I've been buying this.
I know.
There we go.
This is a big round for us.
Hey, we're not scaring?
No.
Yeah.
Oh, game?
Yeah, we're going to.
Oh, thanks for the key, kind of.
Thank you.
Oh, they kind of sit on site.
but the chokes are more
There was somebody in this top right corner before
No charges left
Reloaded
What do we do?
Might be one backside
Oh man
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
That's so frustrating
30 seconds left teleport's ready
Last player standing
I'm not gonna get you
Oh and so what was 140 you gotta be kidding
It's my old
That's hard
Yeah, we have him.
I might see him again, yeah.
I think he was so dumb.
I feel curious.
I'm not sick anymore.
He's low, cold on the left, low.
Yeah, he went back, center.
Like, over to the back.
Oh my god!
My turn!
A grog?
W W W
Renekton
See like
I was finally got one man. Thank God.
We're going downhill.
We're winning.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm going to drop a vandal.
Vandal on the ground of Agena.
Wait, there's a vandal here for someone. I have a phantom.
I still want C.
I don't want to be anymore.
There.
There!
Let's take C.
He's not.
Dude, neon ult doesn't work in my hands, but everybody else does.
This one's fine.
Oh my god. It's happening. It's happening. It's not like 11 hours. I don't know how it's
like seven. Yes. I'm going to
Oh, wait. I'm a Hercate. You're around.
No, I think I know.
Like, I know. I'm fine.
Yeah, that was the best moment of my life.
And now it's gone.
I don't know what I'm going to see.
I don't know what I'm going to see.
Cypher is seen now, by the way.
It's over there, Shorten.
I don't want to go see you. I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back here.
They're probably going to push out Aston.
Right, right, right.
I hope I go B instead.
34, so...
Watch out.
Oh no, it's fine.
Always, my hands are busy.
I mean, Alice, thank you for the resum.
What'd you say?
30 seconds left.
I told Arkchat I would give 50 subs if he aces, so like.
Girl.
Don't worry you ain't losing your money
For me cuz I want to drink
I mean I also do but I just like I know how bad it's gonna get there like
We have a long night
Do you know
30 minutes from now 30 minutes
makes over
no one enemy remaining no
Oh
That's weird, I've done that many times I genuinely never do what I know exactly
Yeah
Drink up, pal.
Drink up, Gertie.
Uh...
He was just terrified of the performance part, you know?
He just never knows.
He kills. There's no way.
You never know. You never know.
He's never now.
I'm sorry, do I still make...
Take a fucking drink, Arkhan!
Wait, Arkhan...
Wait, I want to understand.
Take a fucking drink, pal.
Is it because you're off?
I don't get it. Why is his combat score lower?
Because he probably got like less kills that were like traded and stuff, I guess.
I think the new stats based that.
Can we go back to the old one you traded?
Old what?
The old calculation.
More utility and more teamwork based stats.
that's I'm a better team player is what you're saying I'm so glad I'm you was so confident
to I didn't have a fucking worry and it's not because I'm two drinks in already
you are kind of instead of word yo what's going buddy is this another chamber
I have never seen a
finger finger. Do you like it?
Uh, yeah. Definitely getting
more familiar with it for sure.
Chamber, man.
I'm not going to be able to
get that.
How are you doing?
Happy Sunday.
Is there going to be a
show tomorrow? Probably.
I'm addicted.
Does he not realize
he needs to bring the bottle to
his desk at this point?
I know.
He does.
I'm going to be drinking a lot.
I'm not going to be drinking
That raised fire alarm in the background?
Oh no.
It's my napkin.
This is not like a fire alarm?
Wait.
What?
I don't understand.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Where are you?
Hi, procrastinating on job interview prep.
Girl.
Get on that. That's important.
I actually like something.
God, I wish someone would feed me chips.
Please, someone feed me.
I can't tell if like how I'm feeling is because I'm tired or if I feel like alcohol.
I'm pretty sure it might be a mixture of both.
But like, I don't want to believe that one of these is like, enough.
You know, it's not enough. I could probably drink three.
three. Archon, we need you to be present. I'm not going to be present here soon. Ha ha ha ha.
I'm sad. What do we do now? I'm sober.
I'm wrong.
Damn.
Ow.
They're behind the bar.
They grabbed the sheriff.
Yeah, they're left.
30 seconds left.
I guess you have to end it myself.
Jesus!
What the hell?
I blinded myself.
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Um, what do we do? Fire?
I don't know, we're lost.
We have no initiator again.
Well, it didn't matter last game.
They didn't hit.
That's true, let's let me...
He's not here.
smoke it, smoke it
Oh, that's a different style.
That's cute.
Oh, Sage does not be anymore.
We could probably take it, right?
I won't do it.
I like here they're all wall up to make them
I'm trying to run too.
You guys make notes?
Give us a look.
We're smoked and slugged.
I didn't just smoke anything, honestly.
It's okay.
We're planning.
One's in.
Three, two, three, go!
Oh, one enemy flew!
What?
He's so low.
One enemy remaining.
There's two euros?
Did you check it?
No, I didn't check.
If you find
Good job rather one one one one bad. Yeah, it's always the clone
Yeah, that's for this guy was sitting here crowd for the specter
I love seeing 192 damage and just giving this a
You can't even drink. Yeah, it is actually twist off. I didn't realize what you say
I did 192 to the
Nice.
Two shirt.
What's that thing?
Oh, it's ours?
I think all three might be there. I'm pretty sure all three.
One enemy remaining.
I heard the wall.
Nice! All done!
Oh, gross.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know. I'm about to die in one second.
Huh?
No, don't do that.
Arkon, Arkon, listen, we might need you to hold back on drinking
since we have other games to play.
What games are you guys playing after this?
Liars Bar and Machine Party.
Jump.
Cutting through you hear me. Yeah. Yeah
Toxin's growing up
So just towering
Wait is that
How did she get there?
Let's go fast
I have some spikes
I have some spikes
I have some spikes
I have some spikes
I have some spikes
Here is gonna be easy
Here is gonna be easy
No, no
No
No
Actually everybody like
Break that door
This is one
You're standing
Such a good dash
I'm not kidding if you ever look at my vod playing Valorant during any downtime I have
tab press down just to see this war where I don't even know I don't know what I'm looking at
you need to remove your tap fee
why then you can't see who plants you can't see
so you're ready to tell me I'm doing my scroll wheel
I don't know
You play your standing
So could you
Can I come back in my best cover?
I mean, was there no one on site?
No, no, no
Dude, I don't know where my bullets went
Maybe Orla's original site by the by the
I've heard him rotate or TP to mid
Like four times now like the first 10 seconds
So I think he's just making noise hoping we go B. I don't know
I'm really poor.
Thank you.
Thank you.
These are sunships.
You sure?
Come on, come on, come on.
Get him, get him.
Go big, go big, go big.
I'm focused on screen down.
Well, fate is, OK.
Yeah, we should be free.
I also have the garden salsa.
He's like a broken younger child, a younger brother.
Something wrong with him.
Nope, I'm cheating.
He's so...
I love winning. I love winning. I love winning. It's so fun. It's just it's it's just makes
He's so happy.
We know.
Oh.
I
Know I was actually really bad with
I'm gonna go by the box. I did.
I saw it.
Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, it was I
I said
I come. How is it down there?
They are
come on.
I have a van for someone.
Who bought a van?
Thank you.
He's so far down there, I just can't hear him anymore.
See, you have one more kill than me, right?
That's enough.
We'll see about that.
Apparently, you can have five more than Flunky, so that'll be a lot of fun.
I live here welcome to my house
What are you vibing on me for?
It was a mistake.
First of all, I'll just ult next round after I get an ace and then plus 4.
An ace?
Oh, see?
What is my yoru doing?
Nice.
What are you doing?
See, my ult was important.
Yeah.
I don't know where it ends.
Can I buy a brookie fire?
Request.
I got him. Is there a link to join the discord? Yes, it is. Um, it is, uh, um, they work out
the link. Oh, HTTPS dot dot dash dash discord dot dg slash
Valkyrie. Can you break it? Can you break it?
Save this off that.
Face your fear!
Maybe enemies are here.
Woo!
Ahhhh!
That was extreme!
That was like for the depths of my stomach.
I think it just gave me a smirk to cross.
One enemy remaining.
That was my soul.
AFK is crazy.
I'm not gonna die.
Alright, maybe it was, what, what's the plan?
What's the plan?
The?
The?
I like that plan.
I like that one.
Plan?
What plan?
You usually be like, okay, 1 through 1 or like, oh, uh, uh, curvy, buy me a gun.
I'm going to use it.
Get out of my way!
Yeah.
Toxin's coming up.
Enemy spotted mid.
Are you told towards B?
Toxin's coming down.
Too short, too short, too short.
I'm going towards B.
I haven't missed that. Stay on that B-bubble.
Bring the resit. Why me?
Okay.
I
Hey fire for no specific reason I
I'm gonna need your game plan where you're going
When you'll be peeking
Whether or not you plan on
Where to go
I want to be playing a fuzo schmoy.
What's the word man?
One drops.
Where's gobble gonna be in house or something?
Yeah, something in the stairs is going on.
Hold on. Help, help, help!
Guys, help, help, help!
He's on the right!
Close!
Nice!
One...
How are you?
They both have reds
One super car
Oh my god, you're in silence. I'm simply jet
I
Switch
Everyone I actually don't know but all I know is that fire is like
Everyone else is like where we going an actual adult wherever we're gonna win
There's three there, three there.
Oh, you're good.
No!
I was trying to get to my TP.
Wait, I forgot who I was on.
He's kidding.
Nice throw up.
Switching sides.
I hear them scurrying.
Where do I put my choke on defense?
Yeah, we're playing, um, I have this game where we're gonna play, um, Blyre's Bar and, uh, Machine Bar. I don't know which one first, which one do you guys think first?
Um, could I go B if Chamber's A? Or, is it fine to stack it?
Yeah, I think we'll B.
Wow, I like your wall on there, this one.
It's just so far now, you know?
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Hey.
It wasn't really easy.
Just looking.
There on B.
Or A, sorry.
I hit 55 to them.
Oh wow.
Tuxen's coming up.
I think I'm gonna push Kade.
Spice Planting. Last player standing.
That's awkward.
Talk to the screen down.
Hello? Oh my god!
You got scared.
I survived the preservation.
I will survive them.
I
Hey, you till dumped on a it's quite literally everything scared
I'm gonna a
Why don't you dump it a boiling pot of dumpling soup?
I just want to sit in it and I want to eat all the dumplings and I'll sit in it and just
hook.
I don't know if we're good or not.
I don't want to shoot.
I'm just gonna move for the don't play.
I'm just gonna keep going for the run.
Big round for us.
Big round.
They're pushing in.
Should I just trip close?
I can trip for the run.
Keep, wait.
Where are you?
On the right right here
Instantly so you don't have to wait
That's what you said
Put it anywhere right here
So that's a bit of mid if you want
Later
Hey
They're not in
of
I'm gonna back you up really.
I can't 30 seconds left.
Breathe.
I'm so bored.
Oh my god
Is it be is it a is it be?
Ten seconds left
Are they actually real are we
What are we?
My god
what they had so much time I've actually never seen them before I told you
earlier silence no no they what you've never saved them telling you they
they wanted more you're gonna have it oh you're right but they wanted so much
Thank you for the resub and he's apparently nolly. Thank you for the sub. Thank you
My function
I
Think I need a separate
I
Maybe chamber and I should be separated so that
Well, but isn't it like lower the vibrant chamber need to be closer to me. Oh, you're right. So because of the lower we should just go beyond a
Yes, I'm like that right
I'll have a question but I'll say even I hate you actually
I'm going to smash up heaven 39.
There's only 70.
You need the bomb in me.
That's so unlucky for him.
You got off me. That ain't nothing.
You're mauling me, but I'm going to forgive you because you got three.
Thank you.
I got people coming in here talking about like you're yelling at the pop your lungs about
becoming soup or something like that.
Why are they even relaying this information to you?
It's my question.
Wait, wait.
Yelling what?
Oh, you don't like it when it gets to you, huh?
I'm just minding my own business talking about wanting to be in a dumpling soup hot tub.
What's going on?
What's on the left side again?
Well they're not out, but make a noise.
Toxin screen down.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna go on.
Oh, I'm scared.
the
the
the
the
I don't know. 30 seconds left.
It has to be you. No. It's a a a a a a.
Bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb a bomb
Yeah, they didn't pick up the bomb
Hi chat was everyone snacking on way
I was eating sour Skittles hummus.
Skyfall?
I realized there's something I don't like about Chamber.
Two people are eating mac and cheese.
If you keep the chamber you tilt down they don't want to go to you and that really upsets me.
Oh, that's funny.
I'll drop it, sorry.
He's back site.
Oh my god.
We were talking each other and then before you tell it we just have to sit still and just sit there and pray.
Well that scream really has been shut bro.
Oh my gosh.
Like the rest of the garage was not ready.
What scream?
Hers.
Oh my god.
My compressor is working right?
Hello?
Yeah.
I can buy you I can buy you a glass anyone have funds to spare
what are you serious I don't have money
silent what the fuck
well I
he's driving an astronaut oh my god
you will not kill my ally
You should have told me so I could have a lot of gun I
Said I can drop you
Did we
I
Don't fucking
The other side of the sage wall
30 seconds left
And today, probably?
Yeah.
He's a top dragon, 30 kills.
10 seconds left.
Fight planted.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh, that thing.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I did it.
I did it!
I can't do it!
Do it yourself.
Uh, thank you as...
Match point.
Thank you, I know.
I'm practicing.
Back then you would have just ran at him, and then like, full run.
You didn't even get a gun.
You could still have the pistol, got your own goddamn gun, and then you went around.
Yeah, honestly, I crawled that way.
It was rough.
Two on me
This was 33 kills. I don't think he's a jail. The way he's doing. I just shock every time stages right here
Okay, I miss every shot.
They go, everyone.
They're not here yet.
Oh, they're here. They're here.
I'm 30 seconds left.
Talks and screen down.
He's dead.
Oh, no, last player standing.
Oops.
that perfectly let us see what they have planned for us this time let's save this back and ranch
I'm scared
It's time to jump time to find my feet
That's tag
I'm in the head
One thirty-five yet
They have money
I'm going to play safe and I'll pick up a gun, sure.
Hey.
It's a fake, I think. No, that's not real.
I think they're facing. It's not me.
Damn. No! I'm so scared. No!
I don't think it is so well
That's what I'm talking about
Crown sight
Bombing incoming
Spike down A, last player standing
He's running after you
Okay, surely it's not another overtime.
It seems these soldiers won't be there.
Nah, I need to be alone, I'm not there.
And then you guys play like, play?
Do they have double res?
Uh oh.
There's old scams.
I need to drop it.
Do you have an arco?
Okay.
Okay.
Talk sense going up.
Nice air.
Talk sense free down.
Yeah.
Yeah, should not be before I go.
Get out of my way.
just for day that's my day that dashed on somewhere
oh
love this tag
standing back to the beach
oh yeah
I
134
Switching sides over time the backs will be towards at least one of us
I'm scared. I'm scared. It's like I'm insecure this round.
Okay
Time to jump
Okay
One person
I'll break it. I'll break it. It's you know, I'll break it
Okay, it's a shit perfect. We should at the same time and we go in already get three everybody get ready to shoot
The toxin is coming up!
The toxin is coming up!
The toxin is really down!
It's here. It's here.
I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to go.
I don't need the bomb.
Switching sides.
Yes.
Off A please.
Please off A.
Off A.
Off A.
I want to hold B.
What's curvy doing off?
No, no, no, no.
I don't.
I'm scared.
Curvy.
I'm scared.
Off A is your thing.
I'm not mid.
I'm DQA3A.
Where am I supposed to go?
where am I supposed to go?
I'll be up there.
One for Seppy. Two.
Oh my gosh.
Two minutes. Going short.
Going towards A.
It's a wall bit.
Fight planted.
Great boss down.
Jet slow in sight. Pick your heal by sage.
Most up to you, Arkhan.
Oh, my god.
God, I didn't see the person past his big head.
Whatever club is smoking, they're pushing in.
Do it.
No, we're in hell.
This is so sad.
Switching sides.
Overrun.
Who's a smothered first?
Do I glass cannon?
I don't know.
Is there a plan? Thanks to the sun.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I'll take everything from here.
Cover going out.
He's probably pushing out. Be careful.
Decoil.
Tuxence, growing up.
Loading towards B.
Cutting through.
I'm going to break the wall and be every time, right?
I'll handle this.
of
of
of
of
I think I'm fine, I'm dead.
I had a modem B.
I'm up.
Max, that's not clear.
I don't think that one is a good one.
I don't think that one is a good one.
Oh no.
Guys, switching side might be at the bottom.
I talk shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I've only brought enough for me.
It goes on long enough, pal.
Variety's right after this game.
I think Saturn's gonna be ready soon.
I don't know if she's going live or not though.
time to jump
Yeah.
Time to jump.
Do I stay hanging?
Yes.
Okay, that happened.
Yeah, they cut noise.
You guys are doing fine. Mark one, or uh,
he has your mid and he has a trip ray. Just stay there, double, double B.
Thanks Mark, thanks again.
30 seconds left.
I'm down.
I'm down.
50 seconds.
One enemy remaining.
He's in the right probably.
I don't know what he's doing.
10 seconds left.
Yay!
Oh my god! Good job!
No, he's got five more.
Oh god.
Oh, I'm in danger.
I'm in danger.
Wow, we just can't stop winning.
Oh my god Kirby, no way.
I'll be back.
Let me see.
Alright, GG's guys.
GG's, thanks for the games guys, more soon.
Damn.
Got him.
That's actually unfortunate.
Oh my god.
That last round is what he got, his performance score higher than yours. That last round.
Um, did Saturn have an ETA? Or does she need more time?
No, I think she's ready.
She's ready!
Have fun, guys.
Bye!
So, you guys must be absolutely blacked out by now by how much you've been drinking.
You can be lied down, I'm still alive, hello.
Alright, I invited her to the discord.
Which game first?
Probably Liars Bar, right?
Liars Bar?
the feeling you can't you can't play whatever the other game is like relatively sober because that's just gonna be
Apparently not I mean you guys might be good too. It's just I have experience, you know, I can play it before
Yeah, but not only do you have experience people are saying that you're like super good at this game. So wait, is that what they're saying?
Stop not to like boost the ego
Oh my god, yep
Oh, you hear this shit? I know you probably can't talk back, but I know you can hear it. It's ridiculous.
Hi, Saturn.
Hello.
Oh, God.
What do you mean? Oh, God.
I'm so different. Don't we are good?
Okay, we're doing lards bar first. Oh my God, I'm so excited. I've been waiting for this.
I've never played it. I've really wanted to.
Um,
So what are you drinking, Saturn?
Oh, holy shit, this game is loud fuck, vodka and just some lemonade.
It's a little classic lemonade.
I'm doing that.
I thought I got bikes hard lemonade, but it's smeared off ice.
I'm so sad.
I'd be very curious to know how that happened.
I think they're delivering her first order.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Okay, the game is down.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
We're doing live stream.
Hi, Kofi.
All right.
Hello.
Okay, we need stakes.
Yeah.
It's time to gamble.
Oh, my God.
I'm excited.
Are you offline?
Oh, it's so loud.
Wow. Yeah, I'll change that though.
Oh.
Yeah, they're saying something like, mmm, red dead vibes, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it really is, isn't it?
Mmm.
All right.
I love red dead red ocean.
Oh, it's like that. Have you ever done that?
I've never done that.
He's wasted.
Two sips of a gunner.
Have you ever done a red dead roleplay?
I've watched it before and it looks so fun,
but I just feel like every time I just
invest all in on one.
So if I'm in a RP, I just get on the pixel.
Yeah.
Yeah, red dead is like a
whole different level of immersive roleplay.
It's crazy.
It must be so cool with the horses and stuff.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's my favorite part is the horses.
It's quite good, especially for slow-run roleplay like, oh, oh.
Wait, did you make the lobby, Argon?
Is that what that code is?
No, it's the Steam friend code.
Oh, friend code. OK, one second.
It took four game modes. Which one is it?
I forgot.
Two, one.
Old, old.
Happy.
Haste.
Now, this makes me want to play the guitar.
The music?
Yeah.
Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?
Also, we've been drinking already by the way, I don't know if it is...
I'm gonna make the Lobby then.
Oh shit, I just joined from Mockin.
Invite please.
I just joined from him. I just went into steam...
Can I change my character?
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it.
You know I heard these characters, why are there any team women, are you kidding me?
Okay perfect, okay.
They're refining.
Ewww, they added a cockroach?
Alright, has anyone not played this game before?
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
But you know how I play, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we change settings in game?
Oh, hopefully, I'd imagine so.
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a...
Is there a streamer mode to not have the lobby ID?
It's fine.
It's full, anyways.
OK.
They can't join.
Chat, where do I put my cam for this?
Is there a specific game on there we're supposed to do?
I don't remember.
I do think we should do, they said middle, bottom, right,
left, middle, bottom, bottom, right down here.
OK.
Just the regular one, I think would be great.
Why is that?
Yeah, just so regular, so regular.
OK.
And basic.
No, let's start with basic.
Yeah, I think we should start with basic.
That's what are the rules here?
What did you say?
What are the rules here?
What are you thinking about?
Rules.
Whatever is the rules.
Yeah, whatever.
Oh
Time you lose you just like down your drink man. I'm kidding don't do that. Oh my god everyone that loses has to drink or
person to die also has to drink or
Second person that dies also has to drink and if you win you have to drink
Anything happens for drinkin that's what you're saying hold on hold on we need to set realistic expectations
right this this can't be like every time you die you take a shot because that's a problem
that is a problem yeah but like we're not doing actual shots you and i curvy you're doing it
oh yeah i just i just took one you took a shot yes of alcohol yes i can hate it's gross but i'm here
for the big. I'm gonna be this furry. Alright. Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q.
Soft. Oh, wait. Sorry. How do you Oh? I was like, how do you ready up? Be ready?
Sign on the top right, you know, yeah, you know, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.
I'm gonna turn the audio, I turned it down way too low. I don't know why the intro thing
was so loud. Okay. Are we
supposed to talk in game?
No, it's fine. We can talk
here. I think it's public
lobbies or something. What's
the problem? Because it's the
same push to talk for me. Um
good. Okay. Is this a good time
to say I don't need no black
Jack. Okay, let's do a practice
Okay, the audio is here.
Ow!
Why am I looking at my cards?
Jesus!
Okay, what am I doing?
Have you looked at your cards?
Oh, space, space.
Move all this?
Is there a turn of the clock?
Oh, that's so much to do.
Is it my turn? Oh my god, it's my turn.
I'm not ready. Okay. Oh my god. Okay. What table is it? Aces table?
Aces. Yeah.
Okay. And then how do I, how do I select and unselect cards?
I think A and D.
And it's Aces.
Wait, it's, oh, I'm tabbed out. That's the problem.
It's not working!
Are you fucking tabs?
Nobody's even died yet on her mic speaking. This is a great song.
How do I- wait...
What?
A and D to select how many aces you claim to have?
I'm no snitch, but Saturn ain't got aces.
What?
You ready to call her out, Archon? You ready?
Two!
No!
No!
Archon, do it.
There's no way she has to.
Obvious.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Don't look at me like that.
No!
You're fucking polishing.
Why do you hate me?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay guys, I forgot to tell you this.
Why?
Disturbingly, I'm not kidding.
I always die on the phone.
I always die on the first both like every
None of you have kings it's crazy liar liar curvy call it curvy call it. He's lying. He's lying. He's like
You do
I don't know if you realize this. I'm a cop. You see me. I see you. I see him. I
Actually think he does I think he does
Round two oh my gosh
Okay, I know for a fact one of you lied
I'm not sure how many of you tried, but 400%.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're gonna have a quarter of a question for the test this quickly.
How do I call a liar?
Oh, it's actually.
I should say at the top.
Okay, let's not do that.
There's no need.
Oh, wait.
I wouldn't want you to get her.
Okay.
I think Archon will be.
Don't start with somebody lying.
I'll let you guys kill each other.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was just talking to myself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't afford another bullet to the head.
You literally cannot.
I promise you I will be dead on the first one, guaranteed.
Okay, we gotta make it happen.
We have to make it happen.
You're going to get it.
I don't even fucking put the card down yet.
What do you mean?
Liar liar liar liar.
I wish I was sitting by you.
I would have called it so fast.
You're still on your way to the fucking table.
Oh my god you're so lucky you're on the other side of the table.
I want you over.
Kirby, Kirby trust.
He's a little bit too much.
I don't even know what you're saying.
Trust, he's lying, he's actually lying.
Trust, he's lying, he's lying.
Look at him look at him.
I hadn't even said a fucking word or-
It's a vibe, it's actually a vibe, it's a vibe.
What?
Thank you, exactly.
What?
But why are you saying what?
Three?
No!
Two you!
He is gonna lift me up!
Three?
Yeah, three.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm scared.
Fuck you.
Are you sure about that, Pa?
Please, no!
Are you sure about that, pal?
Please, no!
Please!
Oh, my God.
Surely we can't go three times in a row, right?
That'd be amazing.
Surely.
Arkin.
Arkin.
Yeah.
I'm listening.
I actually just ran out of time. I didn't hear you.
I actually, I do, I do have people.
Why are you looking at me like that?
And it's watching your behavior.
Oh, she sound like that.
Oh, I sound like what?
Watching my behavior.
Yeah, watching your behavior.
Why are you so nervous to put down your two queens?
Okay.
Okay, this is a test.
You're just not gonna already tell. Don't ever let me sit down in the pool.
Okay, no they don't.
Be honest, did you lie first time?
No, I didn't. I didn't.
I never get shot on the first bullet!
I always did.
I'll believe it once.
What the hell?
You're lucky, you're lucky.
You're fucking out of mace.
You're noting.
You're be smart.
Noted.
I'm watching you.
How was that right?
Fire.
I like your bullshit, Simon.
I like your bullshit.
I like how your head tickles.
Let's do something about it!
Do something about it then!
You hate her!
What?!
And that is bullshit.
That's so bold.
What'd you think, pig, huh?
That's so bold.
What do you got, man?
He's a liar. He's a liar.
Why are you looking at me like that?
It's your turn, man.
It's a little your turn.
Oh, damn, I lied.
You're lying right now. You're done for pal. Oh, no, I'm never trusting you again
It was the first time the entire game she didn't say a single word
I didn't lie
That's crazy liar
Look that great cook that he's looking at you really y'all are working at the game
He's lying I swear
It's gonna get real messy between between y'all right now
Right, no, I think actually I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. Oh my god
You're lucky
Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to figure you out.
I'm a pig.
I'm a pig.
Yeah, and?
He's got a cockroach.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Finally, finally, finally.
Finally finally
It's all right never go out on the first John. I'm good. I'm chillin
You're actually so dead
All right, this guy's it doesn't have to be this way
Yeah, really. What you gonna do about it from that side of the table?
I know.
I'm so happy that I'm over here.
Hey, how many kings do you guys have?
Because I'll call it.
That's not necessary.
You got five.
20.
Glass, I answered.
What up?
What you got, cockroach?
Hey, fuck you.
Ha ha ha!
Mm-mm, I don't believe you.
What?
What you want, mate? You want? You want? You want?
That's how I imagine cockroaches sounding.
You can't even know.
You have to fucking do this!
That's not actually full.
With the quickness somebody lying I think I think curvy lies first round and then he has the actual card second round. No
Yeah, I think that's what you do
For sure you gotta tell man
Did she figure out already?
He's got to tell for sure and how come you haven't called me out on it. Well. Yeah. No, I will next time for sure
right. right. right. right.
No, I'm good. No. No.
never speaks to you again.
pick up the gun. Pick up the
gun. Right now.
Come on.
Oh my god. She's so lucky. She's
I don't know what's going on with this game, but what do you do?
I don't listen to practice round, but what happens when somebody dies?
It's no longer practice.
This is the real deal.
He's flying, he's flying, he's flying, he's flying.
Say your mind.
Say your mind.
You want to know this out of the table.
I know what I'm doing.
I can play my own game now.
Listen, I don't know if you realize this.
Look at how many bullets I've had to shoot.
I only got one to play with.
Because historically, it only takes one.
Fire, lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter, lighter.
I got that done.
I got that done.
I got that done.
It's always one for me.
It's always one.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
I don't deserve it.
No! No!
Why?
Please!
Damn! Why?!
I was so excited if I could do that.
I've been given another life.
My heart, my heart.
King's Table.
She's lying. She's lying. She's lying.
Okay. You just never go to challenge her.
She's gonna have like free brain on that end of the table.
Is that what it's never gonna be?
I will punch you, bro. I will punch you.
Like, I guess you're on the same team and everything like that.
I can't punch you.
Like, we gotta do something about this eventually, right?
Sit down. Sit down.
Why is everyone looking at me?
What?
Oh, what?
You seem like a fishy guy.
I seem like a fishy guy.
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
Lil' Puck, stay in your seat.
Alright, big man.
He's lying.
I know he's lying, but I'm scared.
I know he's lying, but I'm scared!
I can't!
Then call it! Call it!
No, he's taunting me! He's taunting me!
You're never gonna figure me out!
I can't figure him out!
Wait, wrong button.
That was the wrong button!
I picked the wrong button!
You're done now.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, she's the winner.
I never get shot on the third bullet.
Oh, you are so lucky.
Oh my god.
I meant to throw my cards. That's crazy.
Who's getting shot first?
I have at least five how many do you guys have 24 I've got to wedged between three Queens
you think I'm lying you think I'm lying I think you could be I don't think I think
you're truth in right now though I think you definitely do have two but it's a matter
when you put them down you're probably true okay so this you think I won't call
you out you think I won't call you out
Oh my god, she's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's actually fucking dead.
She's dead.
Oh my god, no, I can't survive. I can't survive.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
He has fucking plot armor.
I don't want to sit by Kirby. I don't understand him.
Now stay over there. I don't want to survive.
No, I don't understand him.
What the fuck?
Liar!
Hold this closer.
Pick up the gun pal!
Pick up the gun!
Oh no.
It's not like this.
Oh no.
Guys, it can't be me.
It won't be me.
I'm done being the first one out of this damn game.
I'm done being the first one out of this damn game.
It won't be me. I'm done being the first one out of this damn game.
I'm watching you pal. I'm watching you.
Don't look at me. Don't look, stop looking at me.
I don't want to look at you okay.
Oh that's lying, she's lying.
She's lying 100%.
I'm not lying.
What percentage is lying?
You have to read on the first turn.
No she's lying.
She won't, she won't.
She's about to die.
Exactly.
You hear that?
She's a cultural person.
You have to call her.
I'm not calling her.
You have to call her.
You have social life for Saturn.
You have social life for...
Girl, I warned you.
No!
No!
No!
I'll never forgive you!
I'll never forgive you!
I'll never forgive you!
I'll never forgive you!
I'm so scared, I'm so scared!
Oh no!
It's just happening!
Yeah, for real!
What the hell?
I was on diet.
I'm sorry, Ray. I'll never listen to a man again.
No, it's okay.
But just know I didn't lie to you, Saturn.
I didn't lie to you!
He's a liar, he's a liar, Cobi, he's a liar.
You can...
Hey, hey, hey!
Crazy liar!
Crazy liar!
I don't know if you realize this, Saturn, but, uh, he's only shot once.
I've shot once.
Yeah, twice, yeah.
Twice, yeah.
How many do I have?
We're at four, Saturn.
We're at four.
We're at four.
Yep.
What?
We both have four.
Oh, yeah, we're gone.
It was way gone.
It was way so dead.
Hey!
Hey!
It's me, your friend.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Oh my god, he's threatening me.
Look at me!
Don't look at me!
He's lying. He's lying.
No you're lying.
No I'm not!
Oh no!
Please!
Saturn, Saturn this is 50-50 right here.
Please.
It either is or it isn't.
I'm like, oh, it's so violent.
Okay.
No!
I said, I'm a business.
Let's get out of here.
Between us, good riddance.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I can order.
I got one more to get out of here.
This turn is L.
Perfect.
Are you staring at me it's your turn every time I look at you it's because it's your turn curvy
It's your turn curvy
Give me a favor, give me a favor, give me a favor, look to your right
That's gonna be you next if you call this
OOOOOO
I believe him
Would you flip me off?
Yeah I flip him off, yeah I believe him
Fuck you
I wouldn't be believing her
Hahahaha
No
Hey, how are we doing, man?
I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay.
Um...
Let's make this quick.
You sure about that?
Yep.
Yeah, me too.
I lied on the last one.
What is this English word for?
Or did I?
I don't know.
I'm not doing it.
Ew!
Why is your body moving?
Yeah!
Wait, what?
Oh, I did it too.
I'm alive!
What the fuck is going on here?
Yeah, mine.
Fuck!
Not like this.
Listen, you're going to lose that.
I'm so confident there's nothing in this fucking gun.
I'm gonna be a okay, and there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah, look
By the way, I didn't have a single fucking card of whatever the last one was that is not a single one
Nukes, thank you for the five-dip subs. Thank you
Fire
Yeah, you're right
Oh my god, you're gonna be so lucky.
I'm just gonna lean back in my seat over here as Lil' Pup gets shot.
Oh my god.
You're so unlucky.
You're actually so unlucky.
Hey guys, it's me.
Just pointing out.
That was a good practice round everyone.
Good practice.
Okay, all right.
That's fucked up man.
wait that it was practiced that's why it wasn't my first bullet no no
game time we're good what is the non basic wait chat which is the best like
mode, devil, chaos, devil and chaos.
Let the cards do something like specific or
I don't know.
I can set up like track cards.
The best chaos or basic devil.
Chaos.
You want to try chaos?
Yeah, let's see it.
Let's see it.
I don't think I've ever done it before.
So when are people drinking?
And what the hell?
Oh, I've been drinking.
No, I'm okay. But yeah, like, I'm forcing it right now.
Cheers. Cheers.
All right. Anybody got to drink?
If you lie, you get caught.
You know what? Yeah, even if you have to pull the trigger, you drink.
Good. What?
Yeah.
You have to pull the trigger. You're doing good.
I can read that in time.
Yeah. What was that?
I feel like that's important to know.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
What'd it say?
No, no. Maybe I do it and I just don't want to tell you.
What the hell, please?
No, actually.
Oh, what is this mode?
Yeah, it's not fun.
What? Waiting for first claim.
Oh.
Oh, you can only play one card per turn?
Oh, interesting.
That was an awfully suspicious slide, Ray.
It was a very normal slide, and I would slide them like that all the time.
Awfully suspicious, Ray.
I'm actually being so honest.
Wait, Archon has to call my cards.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
And as long as she's on the other end of the table.
Just so fuck the second we're sitting next to each other, I actually fucked.
I'm gonna call every single one.
Liar, liar, liar!
Call it, call it, call it, call it.
He's lying, he's lying.
I know he's lying, I know he's lying, I know he's lying, I know he's lying.
I was like, liar, liar, liar, liar, liar.
I am a liar.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Guys, I didn't even have a single fucking card, I didn't have-
No, this is the real game, I'm gonna die in the first one!
Don't do it, don't do it!
No!
Oh, I see next to me.
I actually have a drink.
You gotta drink, Carby.
What makes this chaos?
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
I can't believe that's a drink.
Why?
I'm not lying.
I'm not lying.
I'm being so honest.
She has to be lying.
There's no way.
She didn't say a single thing.
She didn't say a single thing.
I did say a thing.
You think I'm going to listen to you after you called me a liar?
You trying to set me up for failure?
Mm-hmm. I'm just trying to get you to be more honorable. I and I want you to play your own game while I take a drink
Okay
Wait, is that a chords you have to call it Saturn you have to call it. Oh really wait is that how that works? I
Think so
Get the fucking bottle!
Get the fucking bottle!
Sadder!
You saved Kirby and I from getting shot, so thank you.
Oh!
Man, follow me.
Come on.
I just, Sadder, I just want to, you know what, actually, I'll bring it up later.
Wait, so is he just done? I don't get, what's that?
I don't know.
What is happening?
What the fuck was that?
So do we all drinker?
No, no, no.
Definitely not.
Now there's no way.
I'm actually frightened.
Listen, I there it is not we can not take shots on it
We're gonna be five shots in an each fucking game. I'm fucking doing it. I would love to
Yeah
Are you serious
Auto-cage you by the way, and I think it was because it was your life
I
Think I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. No, there's no way I'll call for the last car
Guys I want you to know I'm not lying here. I have three Kings, but there's only five in the deck
This is a weird camera angle.
Saturn, you're avoiding eye contact with me.
Are you okay?
I'm trying to put you in the direction of whose line.
Okay, well Saturn, how many kids do you have?
I understand how this chaos mode works.
I just put one down and I have two more.
You have two more, but I have three and there's only five.
I have two more.
I don't know what to say.
I think it was bad.
Liar!
No!
No!
I got the gun.
I was just-
Any final words?
Cause this bitch is one of those-
Oh, cause the bitch!
No!
Is there some interesting final words?
I understand them all though, I suppose.
Yeah, yeah.
Love a humble king, man.
No, I died first.
It's so sad.
Hey, I'll eat my freaky chips.
Which card would you like me to put down, the first, second, or third king?
We just point out that the bunny was the first one to die.
A day after International Bunny Day?
Kind of fucked up. Let's fucked up, Kirby.
International Bunny Day after, Kirby.
You killed me. What the hell?
What does that do? What the hell? What the hell?
I don't know, but I'm here for the vibes. I don't know what it does.
I have to auto call this
I know my gun I loaded it and I know for a fact this bitch is
And why you got that dinner? Oh, yeah, what now what now goodbye to who to who?
The player plays his card and some calls now liar the tail turns
No fire
He picked up the gun.
How many bullets do I have left?
Okay, you're dead.
I'm not dead.
In fact, I have so much confidence.
Ever?
How many bullets?
How many bullets?
How do I check?
Wait, does he have more bullets if he uses bullets to shoot me?
So is it his gun just empty?
Wait, maybe.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a good question.
Oh, he's sad.
Every load's got it.
Frickin liar, frickin liar, frickin liar!
Oh, one and done, one and done Saturn, one and done, get ready pal, get ready.
Yeah, pick it up. Oh, I see the bullet, I see the dub.
You can't let Kirby win two games in a row, come on now.
Oh, gosh.
Now why is Kirby so good at this?
It wasn't that way the last time we played at the farms.
It was really bad.
I'm overthinking this because I've got two queens.
No you don't.
I do.
No you don't.
And if I don't call this then your last one has to be a queen.
Last time you played the queen or whatever card it was.
Hey, Auto, I'm calling it. I have to. I have no choice.
Fuck! I had two queens, by the way! I had two queens!
Pick up the gun, fella!
How many bullets do I have left? I don't know!
I don't know, dude. I don't see what's going on.
It doesn't matter, you're dead.
50-50 chance. I'm staying alive and there's nothing you can do.
No!
We can move away! Get the fuck out of here!
There's nothing you can do.
Brother...
Brother...
So dumb.
Okay, this is really fucked up. I still have two queens. What about you?
But Kirby's literally a walking corpse and the next shot that Saturn takes is about to kill her. I swear to God
Saturn
Saturn
Saturn I have to play this perfectly. There's no room for error for me
There's no room for error.
The Ray had plot on it, but him didn't have plot on it.
I have to auto-call this. I'm screwed!
No!
Hey Saturn! Saturn, how's the next bullet?
Oh, it's Mike and Tim! Get ready to go!
I'm drinking. I'm the common enemy until she's sitting next to me at the table and then
fucking GD for me chat saying he can't keep getting away with it I hope it is
GGs for you bro I like them under we're gonna go back to basic I'm never
aware I couldn't I was a little confused but devil we'll switch back every other
game
guys I'm not a liar I think this has been proven to the order randomized you know
We're in the same order as the last one, but not the first one.
16, 16, 16.
Oh, so there's only that many in rotation.
Got it.
Yeah.
I thought it was an ace table.
Oh, it was it.
Saturn.
Not one and done.
Okay.
All right.
I'm eating crisps.
I got distracted.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm also eating chips
There's some chips
Hey, fuck you, bro. Oh fuck you
Okay, and if it was your fucking turn, maybe you could call her up, but it ain't gonna be me. Yeah
business pal.
Whatever.
That's a lie. That's a lie.
Oh really? Two kings. Two kings.
What are you gonna do about it? Oh
Big up little boy.
I'm setting people up for failure.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm out of chances, old dad.
That's a trigger, by the way.
Liar, liar, liar!
Nobody's even fucking telling anything.
He's gonna watch.
watch stop looking at me like that how am I supposed to be looking at you he knows
you know that you focus on your own cards he knows you're not going to call it
Staring competition? No. We'll pick up your gun.
I swear to god if this kills me I'm drinking the rest of the bottle.
I'm taking the rest of the bottle if this kills me right now.
Okay, thank god.
I can't believe you told the truth. I'm out of chips.
I'm a truth teller. Guys, there's no reason to lie.
I'm not lying, Ray, you were wrong last time. Don't believe this man is.
I believe you. Oh, he doesn't bark. He just barks.
I believe you. Don't believe him. He's just glossy to call
I'm not lying. You're not lying. I'm not lying. I'm eating my chips. Uh-huh. I thought they
were gone. There's no way nobody pulls the game, mister. She's caught up in her lies.
Oh, no way.
He knows better.
He knows better.
Wow.
I'm going to grab my delivery.
I'm going to get my, oh, we're back.
Amazing.
He's gone?
So what are you thinking?
Well, I feel like I should call it because she's gone,
right?
Oh my god.
I hope this kills her, I hope this kills her so bad, I hope this fucking kills her, she
comes back dead.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Come on.
Fuck.
Fuck.
God damn it.
I think everyone's so good.
Yeah, I'm doing so good.
You're looking at your cards.
Okay, focus on your own game.
He's like, my delivery isn't here.
Oh, it's my time, sorry.
Yeah, by the way, you shot a bullet and you didn't die.
Good, good.
That was bad.
What?
I'm not even focused on you because it's not going to happen.
I know.
I know these things.
I know these things.
This is how I've won.
Guys, don't forget.
Carv is the op here.
He's one two game bro.
I hate to wash my hands.
Let's do it.
Don't forget, Carvys is the op here. He's one two game bro.
I hate to wash my hands.
Let's do it.
Too late.
I'm gonna call the chimes.
The napkin's on enough. I can feel the chips.
I feel it.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why is everyone looking at me?
We can never catch curvy is impossible I'm taking a whole bottle
I'm taking a whole bottle off of you.
Take it.
Oh, this is good.
I'm going nonverbal.
No, don't do that.
You're a iron bar?
Is this a world championship?
I think I have tails.
What do you mean you have tails?
I don't know.
to be it yeah what else to do first of all it's needed you okay Ray Ray yeah I'll
give you some info I've got three queens okay if you have statistically I'm just
saying if there's only six in the deck I have three guaranteed how many do you
have you're gonna try to kill me are you because no no no I have three oh it
auto-scent. Oh. No, Kirby, don't do it! Please, don't do it! See, see, even if you're saying that,
if you didn't put down a queen, I'm not dumb. She got me. He got me.
I have three. I have three in total. Straight up. When I put those down, you'll never know.
You definitely lied there. Me? No, not you, Kirby.
I get that you want to get to delivery, but you don't need to kill yourself like
you don't need to pee.
Like this?
Oh, that's my smoke break right there.
Oh my god.
You got a drink brother?
I'm scared.
You should be.
So we gotta take out Kirby. That's all I'm honest. Hello. Why am I being teamed up on?
You keep winning. You won the last two games. Okay, then yell me to start calling me out.
I can't sense it right now. Do not take this opportunity
when we have a bigger problem on the table right now.
So I'm beating up by this opportunity just because you finally get a chance to call me.
When we have a bigger problem right now.
I can call him.
Yeah.
It's so exciting.
I'm just saying Arkhan doesn't really speak up like that unless he's, you know.
Why?
Why should we?
Why should we?
Did he lie last time?
No.
Hmm, interesting.
Allegedly.
I'm really gonna do pussy
fucking gunpow
actually hate you
where are you gonna be alone
and
You all going to learn.
You all going to learn.
But, you are the one who lies.
This is my business.
You sure about that?
Positive.
Wait, how many do you have, Archon?
One.
Okay.
I have three.
So I think he has one.
I just don't know.
According to the math, if we did the math, he would put a fake one down first, right?
To use a real one later.
You're being led to your death, Archon.
Archon!
I bet that time I was literally about to call him.
Wait, really?
Yeah, really.
Seriously.
I'm dead serious.
What are you looking at, pig?
You.
I'm looking at you.
Take a picture of the last longer, pal.
Yeah, if I was taking a picture of something,
I'd hope it had value.
Okay
What
I'm waiting
I'm gonna make an executive decision here.
You're gonna make an executive decision.
It was a lie I was out.
If you called the prior one you would have, you would have, you would have, you know.
My god.
I swear you're saying I did the math wrong.
Please one shot, one kill.
Oh my god.
No.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
It never happens to me anymore.
That's the old me.
This is the new me.
Here.
No, we got one out of the way.
Oh, Tarman!
Cheers!
Thank you for the 10 gift did.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Somehow.
Oh, shit, it's me.
Thank you so much.
We're watching you.
What are you looking at me like that for?
Look at me in that tone of voice how do you look at someone in a tone of voice? Don't worry about it
Right I don't believe you I know oh
Was that muted for that whole time you were oh shit, sorry I
Really don't believe you and call it pussy. I love this
Every fiber of my being wants to but I can't be dumb
What are you looking at me like that though? I know you're so long. No like
How are you so bad at this game before yeah, this is crazy
It wasn't that I was bad, the RNG was, I'm not kidding.
It was first bullet death every fucking time.
The way Saturn, Saturn's typing in my chat.
Saturn, you can speak, you know.
This isn't RP, you're not actually dead.
We're gonna respond right now then.
Saturn.
Bro, it's role-playing.
I can't beat him.
I'm thinking right now.
How do you know? How do you actually know? What did I do? What did I do? How? How? How? How? How?
Okay, okay, uh, actually how many did I have I don't even know if I
Don't even know how many of the cards I had there's no way you were calling to but I had to me
Yeah, but if you have to you need to end with them I
Otherwise you're screwed
You're screwed, aren't you?
You're screwed, Bart.
If that's what you think?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Why are you staring at me like that, pal?
I'm seeing your soul.
You got that dog in you?
Oh yeah, I do.
okay you say so I think that's a lie for what it's worth now obviously I don't
get to determine that but I think it's a lie she knows she knows who the real
enemy is what what and it was in fact you you have a 50-50 chance right now
now pal. any final words? I'm going to haunt you. Hey, it's me your friend. How are you?
Hey
Huh
I'm laughing on her breath
I think that was a real one.
I think you're lying.
Oh, do you really want to risk that this early?
No, I don't.
Okay.
I think your next one is out.
Good fucking riddance of my bright lights.
Which is very own good.
Excuse me, what did you just say?
Don't speak to me.
I just took upon one of the top 10 betrayals of my life.
do I call that way is that your last card I have two oh like it was like one I
think I have to call liar do it think I have to I have a king a king and a queen
I'm fucked no matter what I didn't get a single ace. I had no aces. What the game is this?
Say goodbye
Jokers count as aces. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that any card
Oh my god
I didn't count it either
I didn't know it either
I can't believe this shit bro
De-chaos
I'm just swapping away to order
I need to wash my hands while they're gone
Okay
I think it's swapping
What?
Fucking suck man
Fuck you
Motherfucking
Fucking lose it
I can lose it.
I fucking lose a lot.
Fucking lose it.
I fucking chef your breath.
You want me? You want?
You want.
You fucking want?
So we're gonna try the chaos thing again.
For chaos again, we'll do devil.
you know more. Amen.
But you don't have that dog and you know more.
Foxy. I'm just kidding.
Fine, I'll change. Oh, maybe not.
What if we're old the dog?
No, no, no, no. No, it's boring.
What's with you in this cockroach though? What's going on?
You got a fucking problem. You got a problem mate.
I might have a fucking problem.
Play some good, play something other than Valorment.
Play some CS man. Play some CS.
I
Take that back right now
The thing is like I play Valorant in I'm like the store manager
You know I understand where everything is like you asked me this that in the third like I'll be able to find my way there a
Place see as it's like I know how to
Know
And it's like a mixture of CS. I'm feeling okay with like some super hero shit. I
Don't I it's so overwhelming
My god, I don't know what's going on here
Well, they want more than we should swap like
Order. Oh, yeah, we should swap the order there. Hey, how do we swap the order? It depends on when you join the lobby apparently
I think he's got a...
It's how we beat curvy. It's impossible.
I might as well buy this time though.
Yeah, I'm not the big no more.
Oh my god, it's a new room.
Wait, I get to call our car.
Hey Saturn.
You know better than a real liar.
I'm not in health.
I'm in health.
I'm good.
I'm so scared.
I'm not in health. She's in health.
See, don't play one card.
Yeah.
I'm just saying I would all I personally but that's just me. That's just me
I think I got to do this out of principle, you know, I'm still
I'm still kind of butthurt from the last time. Oh
Hortul feefies
You tell him you tell him
Oh, yeah, he thought he had that dog in him one and done one and done.
I will die of laughter if he dies.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I was fine.
I knew I was good.
No big deal.
No big deal.
Big deal.
No big deal.
You think that I think you put down you actually look so good.
Yeah, you look like a puppet.
Guys, guys, let me, let me be like there is zero aura from this bird.
Yeah.
I thought it doesn't even look cool.
Zero aura.
Like this.
Oh
Guys we can do something really funny right now. Yeah. Yeah, I know you don't even have to say
Curvy needs to die
Mike speaking is sending me
Oh
I have a feeling you're such it please
You better put that cigarette out man.
Where's it always King's Table?
I'm just fucked.
Oh...
You have no choice pal.
Yeah, you don't have a choice pal.
I'm telling you now, I don't have a king.
I've got a queen, so whatever you put down,
I have to call no matter what.
I'm telling you the situation that you're in.
She's gotta been lying one of these times, okay?
I did lie earlier.
Think you're lying again.
I did lie to him!
I'm scared!
Oh no.
Ah!
This is a terrible thing.
Oh my God, oh my God,
What did you say I have to call you a liar no matter what
Karma it's karma
I'm no genius with this big bag of cards.
Like this, like this, like this!
With a little bit of targeted...
With a little bit of targeted... I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna be shocked.
I'm not shocked.
You shocked me.
I have no choice.
I have no choice.
Oh whoa
Oh...
Wait what's a Mastercard?
Please!
Why me?
What do I need to do?
No!
No no!
Yes...
Yes!
aww that was so cool
aww that would have been so cool
oh man
what are you doing with a amount of cards?
I don't know
hey please
I'm scared I'm scared
lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
You're a liar. You're a liar.
You're a liar. You're a liar.
Guys, all I had was a queen.
I'm gonna be real.
I did pink.
I'm gonna let you straight.
Oh my god, finally.
All right.
Here comes another drink.
Oh, I got new cards.
Guys, we beat the raid boss.
Anything's possible.
Amen.
All right, back to the original game plan.
Okay, the original game plan.
I wasn't part of the original game plan?
What the fuck?
The way his ears laugh at that when he instantly looks over.
Let's see.
Oh, okay. Oh, all right, then.
Yes, your reminder, Archimonde, that's the end of the show.
Please don't look at me like that. Please don't look at...
Please don't look at me like that.
Please. Please. Please.
Okay, Ray. We know what to do. We know what to do. We know what to do. It's unspoken.
Yeah, but Archon has a 50-50 chance to shoot.
They'll be dying.
I'll be dying.
I'll be dying.
Oh my god!
Are you serious?
Oh, you're actually evil.
You're actually evil.
Archon, you reload your gun by the way when you do that.
So you're zero out of six.
That's crazy.
I
Will avenge you oh avenge me
Right in the belly button oh
My god, yes
Yeah, for me. Yes, it is.
We win. We win. We win. Losers.
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Guys, guys, guys, I was bullied.
I was bullied.
Do you know what's devil over chaos?
Yeah.
What is that?
Freddie, Freddie, Freddie, Freddie,
Curvy, this bird is so weird looking.
I'm sticking with it.
I got to be like super cryptic now.
It's so pretty.
I would have gone.
Six, six, six, two, and then don't go wild.
OK, no, did.
But you all have to drink.
I already did.
Oh, yeah, I should.
Ray calls my cards now.
Whatever you're about to do is lie.
Uh-uh.
Oh, are you sure about that?
Has anyone told you that's such a nice dress?
There's something about his voice with this cute little fox.
Stay humble.
Stay humble.
So tiny.
It's so cute.
So cute!
Oh, he's crying.
That's what I thought.
So tiny.
So baby.
How's the weather, guys?
Especially when they compliment me, they do something down to me.
It's raining a little bit.
Guys, guys, guys!
It's my turn to play.
I'm sorry, old man.
Old man!
You think just because you have a nose piercing, you're not 40?
I'm here.
You are.
Liar, liar, liar.
Better mind your business.
Mind your, don't set her up for failure.
Focus on your own game.
So.
Arcana calling you a card no matter what.
So what's everyone's favorite like musician my house up mines hoesier
I'm going to be so pissed I'm going to ruin your life was that mean I'm going to ruin
your life. Oh, I'm crying. Oh, my God, that's got to be a lie. It has to be a lie. Oh, my God, I'm so
unlucky. Was that my first bullet too? Pick up your gun. I wish I could say the same.
Oh my god, you think I loaded this man like a stupid person?
You are sadly mistaken, pal.
Oh, he's got so much aura.
He has so much aura, holy shit.
God damn it.
Oh, that's so brutal.
Oh, are you like, characters you said I wasn't ready?
That's a full.
Oh, man, I'm supposed to keep the people in the game that
have them on again.
So how many kings does everyone have?
I've got two.
I'll have two.
I'm using them right now.
He's a liar.
He's lying for sure.
He's such a liar.
He's scared.
the odds aren't exactly in my favor
plus I get these two to take it out
pick up the fucking gun you loser
loser
I saw your little back gun
oh my god
I'm just gonna go back to the
game. Yeah, I hate being dead.
Let's say no one ever called my
first card. You just get to, like,
move around for a second. Why
don't you ever call my first
card? Huh? We just feel like I'm
wasting good cards every time.
No one ever calls my first one.
no definitely not it's bait you're baiting me you're baiting me
don't bait don't bait oh don't bait me
i'm waiting for you i'm small i'm small 28
you i mean 200 iq
see what happened was it an entire battle
god i told chat i'm spamming that's no matter what
no i think i'll be gone
listen it's gonna be the fourth bull how many bulls
How many bulls do I have left?
How many bulls do I have left?
Enough.
Ah, three.
Okay.
The next one is the one I die on.
I got a walk in.
Nice one.
Liar.
Is that so?
Is that so, little birdie?
Is that so?
little birdie
Yeah, I think we're gonna switch to the machine party soon
Yeah, so you bitch
It's you bitch
I'm not scared. You think I'm scared. Yes, you should be watch this. You should be
You don't even need to look in the way.
Oh my god, that's terrifying.
Hey Saturn, it's just you and I.
You can't even do anything.
Oh dry, oh dry.
You can't intimidate me.
No, we're not doing lethal company.
It's because you get separated, you know.
You don't have to spectate too much.
you got me. You got me Saturn, you got me. And I called it, it's going to be the fourth
bullet. I don't know if you know this, but I can predict the future. And unfortunately,
for you, I lied. Not about predicting the future, I just didn't want you to know it.
I need to give you a false sense of security. In fact, what I actually predicted was your
first bullet's gonna take you out so it's giving you an opportunity.
Bro versus bro are coming in.
The copy is scaring me man.
Here I would just destroy him in any game because I just have way more experience.
You scare me, you're just, you're just unpredictable.
You know what?
I told you, I predicted this first bullet Saturn.
I'm just gonna sit here and lay back in my seat.
It's not even shot.
It's more so.
You look like you're in the GTA streamer.
I don't even remember it.
Fuck you, fuck.
Damn it.
This is intense.
How many bullets do I have right now?
Uh, two. How many do I have?
You have five more. Well, you're one out of six.
What was that golfing game during Efsler? It's called Super Battle Golf.
Oh my god, you're going.
Okay.
Other party?
No.
I think it's other parties more people.
Pick it up, Saturn.
The poor thing.
No, I'm so young.
I'm too young.
I'm too young.
Too young?
You look like you've been on the block a few times.
What do you mean, too, yeah?
The right age of 28?
Dad, or isn't it odd that neither of them have won?
It's just us.
I mean, what can I say?
You are so lucky.
I got shot by first bullet.
It's so not my fault.
Oh my god, he actually cursed me.
He actually cursed me.
I don't know if that's I don't know if that's a queen the card you put down is not given queen
tell me what's everyone's favorite TV show mine's true detective yeah I'll go for a true detective
great. Pick up the gun. I don't want to hear about your life story.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, please die. No, no, no, no, no, please die.
Please. Straight into the barrel.
I don't see a bullet.
The vision is.
Yeah, they got that 15 20 vision.
I went for me is a win for the girls.
Yeah, that's my little man.
It's really a win.
She's always done.
Oh, man.
Oh, I don't want to keep going.
I'm going to try dice.
Yeah, that's right.
Liars dice.
This is basic.
I forget how this works, but oh, wait, I impressed the question mark.
No one can see your role, but everyone's watching your next move.
I will figure it out.
Ready.
Oh fuck I have to drink.
That's right.
I'm going to be the machine.
Drink!
Cheers.
Cheers.
Fucking disgusting.
Who enjoys this?
What are you drinking?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just gonna go for this.
Just vodka.
Don't.
Don't.
Just vodka.
Okay.
Listen, listen.
How am I?
I don't know.
You're insane, brother.
Just.
It's just it's not enjoyable regardless.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, hey, what?
I don't know.
I don't know how.
I don't know how.
One
So you claim that there's two threes hmm, I don't know how to
You three so I'm gonna say that there's four
twos
What are you laughing?
Oh, you're funny.
What are you looking?
I'm looking to see.
Yeah?
Really?
You're done for, Bucca.
Every damn Colin is a lot
This is like a how many y'all got twos when she liked to know yeah, why don't you figure it out pop?
I wasn't paying attention this isn't fair
I don't understand this.
Okay, so, oh.
So pretty much you're betting that he does, there is more than five twos on the table.
You've got none.
I have to.
Oh my god.
Wait, am I good?
Yeah.
So now Saturday gets funnier.
Oh no.
Oh, yuck.
You picked the wrong one.
Ew.
Oh, yeah, I can pick the wrong one you
Yeah, that's just fucking sure you're crazy if you think there's five ones
I
But you got under there on tell me
Five threes
You're crazy if you think there's five threes you think I'm fucking crazy you're fucking crazy
No, I'm five threes
Listen, I don't have a single three guys. Oh
Six fours
Guys, I don't have a single four. We could kill him right now. We could kill him right now
Well, Saturn, you really want to take that bet right now?
Saturn, do you have a single floor?
You already took some poison.
Don't let other people send you a perfidior.
If you don't have a single floor, then he's screwed.
Kirby's screwed.
I have one.
Saturn, no.
You have one?
Okay, then there's no way that Kirby has five.
Whoa!
Saturn!
Why did I do that?
I didn't know.
The fuck?
Saturn, no.
You're dead.
That was a misclic man.
By the way, I had four fours, I'm not kidding.
That was a misclic.
That was crazy.
You would've died if—
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, Saturn, how many fours did you have?
None.
You had none.
I had none too, so I would've had five out of six.
That's crazy.
guys now man oh good with numbers like they don't actually like it doesn't
mean sense in my head numbers like at all what you got are coming tell you
what I got a one five a six a five a six anything of interest to you pal
I don't have a single one, I'll tell you that.
You don't have a single one?
I don't have a single one.
Okay, well, do you have any fives?
Any sixes?
Mmm.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
You think he would pull four of the same dice again?
I think it's spot on.
Do you have two?
I have one.
Oh, he has none.
Shit.
I wasn't lying.
Aww, so close.
No.
The risk I was going to take.
That's not the truth.
guy was wearing the tape.
I was telling the truth.
What are you even saying?
Damn you!
You were telling the truth!
Fuck you!
It's actually your-
You should have told the truth or truth or more!
You told the truth or truth or more!
Sing! Be more convincing!
What?
She said and I quote,
You're a dumb man.
I heard it. I heard it from the side of the table.
Open your ears, pal.
What's your just bed?
Force.
Right, how many force do you have?
I have to reset my mixer one sec.
Oh, I just fucked up.
I just fucked up
You ready to drink
You ready to drink I'm gonna delay this to give her some time you are gonna be drinking
It's a receptor mixer, but you're a liar
Fire. Hello. I fucked up. I fucked up.
Six ones.
You're a bottle.
Oh, I don't hear the game audio anymore.
Mother's six fours.
Oh, no. Oh, yuck.
Why are you laughing from the grave?
Do it again.
Obviously, you guys shortly.
Yeah, I have one.
My audio is broken.
Archon, it's your turn.
I guess we just have to deal with the other stuff again.
Maybe I don't know what meat mixer do you have?
It sucks or no, actually, it's a road caster.
I hate it. I feel like we said it to Ray.
I've got one five. What do you got?
I have none.
I think you might be lying.
I think he was hoping we'd have one.
You're a fucking mom.
You know what?
Five twos.
You live, Archon. You live for now.
I would 100% have been dead.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I've got a few twos.
Oh, six fours. Yeah, that's six seven.
No, no.
Yeah, you really want to
No.
Risk that, Archon.
You're gonna risk it.
You're not looking so good over there.
You're not looking so good over there.
Me there, you.
I'm loving this from this perspective.
Having no risk.
Goodbye, one of you.
I'd look at that timer way too fast.
Oh my God, you're actually screwed.
Oh, no, you're actually screwed.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Where's the corner?
Take me out.
One, two.
It's over.
It's over.
How many?
Oh.
It was an accident.
How?
Fucking loser.
Fucking loser.
Good riddance.
A professional.
What you got?
A professional.
A professional.
A professional.
A professional.
A professional.
Yeah.
Four twos, huh?
What you messaged me pussy after I died.
It was actually before you died, getting refectory.
Whatever.
I don't think you have it.
There's actually five.
I meant to put five.
So wait, do I get this or no?
Oh, my God, it's enough.
Yeah, I think it just has to be more than.
Oh, you have three.
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's only started in curvy winning.
And we got to change this.
I don't know. It's like the way.
Well, I'm going to win a lot the next game.
So.
Yeah. Yeah.
What up, guys?
was just looking at it.
I have to reset this game.
Audio is broken.
And that's why what we see other games
that's called the machine party.
What is what is machine party?
It's like it's a bunch of party games,
but it's a little bloody as all.
There's like oh, no.
Yeah, you want to try now?
I'm down for whatever all right let's do machine party nice yeah I'll be see you
all disclosure and if this requires any amount of coordination I am so fucked
It's like Mario Party, except no board.
Okay, I will.
Cat's telling me I'm fucked.
This game requires coordination?
No.
Well, there's one mini game that might require a little coordination.
Do I have like five minutes real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Play.
Play.
This is going to be like taking candy from baby.
I mean, I don't know.
It might be good.
I don't know.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, Eric, these are 20, give this up like YouTube.
Are you hosting or are you hosting?
Uh, I think you can host.
Please?
Can I just say that again?
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah.
Party.
I suppose game mode original, Custom Rock game.
Oh, probably just original to start. I didn't know there's other modes.
This is not going to go well.
It'll be fine.
You do practice round too.
I
Chai's can't help left good
Actually gonna get destroyed. We are no no
See you guys can't fight for second third and fourth
We need chat confirmation on how much raise actually and drink. Oh, oh, I'm on my almost over my second bottle
here I'll chug it I've been through I get chugged it's so carbonated yeah
yeah it's me yeah two mics hard lemonade or shots I think only a second
bottle I am so tiny this is bear in my torso like they're like only only second
bottle like I don't think any of us even drink ever cat from not a drinker
here not a drinker okay the the mic's hard lemonade thing is a bit that I do
all the time I don't actually drink very often but it is my drink of choice now
I can't say in Kirby you're so fucked
It's cuz I had I'm the only one who's played it
So I feel like it's unfair that I have experience, but don't worry
People said you were crazy at this game. I'm just good at every game. Okay
Another liars boy
Okay, but that's orange you related
Hold on.
That's RG.
That's RG related.
That's different.
OK, OK.
Not making them are.
Let's do it.
A guy who didn't win a single one.
Yeah, you're right down here with me, buddy.
Damn.
Suffering on Valo and Liars Bar.
That's tough.
Pick a struggle.
Ha ha ha ha.
God, you just got slapped.
No, fuck.
Don't worry, Arkhan.
I'll buckle you in.
You're going to be AOK.
I won't be buckled into shit, man.
Get me out. Get me out. Get me out.
I need help out. That's not surprising. If you need help being buckled in.
I'll show you.
Anything I need a booster seat or something, pal?
Yeah, probably.
Hey, how much did we get straight?
Um, I had two Mike's hard lemonade and four or five shots. I lost count.
Oh, wow.
now 7 shots of whiskey into lemonade
jeez though you guys are drinking drinking
I was drinking drinking you were you were an alcohol debt
no no no I drink but I drink I drink was it off okay okay okay okay I'll finish
this bottle before we start and I'll open up in that one
good
Should we download uno already downloaded we're gonna be able to make it through Ubisoft
I hate Ubisoft. Yeah everyone does. Everyone does. I hate Ubisoft. I don't even care. Don't sponsor me. I don't care. I don't care. Oh my god.
Every plus four plus two
You're forcing somebody to drink. Easy.
Okay, I'll download it right now.
I'm pretty sure my Ubisoft username is like not tipsy elephant but without a certain character
because it's one character too long and it's because the only time I'm playing any Ubisoft
game is like a situation like this.
Fucking Monopoly.
Actually it's when Nikita and I-
Oh my god drunk Monopoly.
God drunk.
Oh my god.
Drunk Monopoly.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I genuinely lose my fuckin' mind playing Monopoly's Chopra, I don't even want to think about it like...
It's gonna be dumb ass shit, man, I just...
Open.
We're all here.
I'm scared.
Just give me back room vibes.
A little bit.
We good? You ready?
Yeah, yes.
I'm ready. I don't know what to do, but I'm ready.
There's instructions before we start every time.
Okay.
All right.
Download a noodle.
my eyes all right let me explain first game is called minefield we're going to have to
race to the end okay so no I've been on the other end of this before and I'm
I know exactly what is going through her mind.
She's laughing her ass off because she's gonna tell us,
like, you know,
if you get so pissed, you're gonna get pissed.
We're gonna get absolutely fucked.
If you see the controls, it's wazid to move,
and then you have a radar, you hold left click,
and it'll show you where the mines are.
And then, you click the next arrow
versus use your sonar to navigate the minefield,
watch your step.
You get two tries.
If you get hit the first time, you lose your legs.
you get that hit the second time you die okay ready okay stop cruel and knock him
stop fucking cruel and good luck Kirby you'll need it
God, they don't know.
They don't know.
There's a freaking scary man on top of a freaking scared.
Oh, you can push people?
Yes!
You suck!
I could do it, like, Saturn. Saturn.
Why did I do it? Why did you try to kiss me?
I was in the fucking bomb, yeah.
No, what are you talking about?
Oh my god!
That would be bad.
Mom!
Please stop!
How the fuck did you do that?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
The people without legs were blocking me, I got grease!
It's out of your fucking den.
They're actually fucking dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh shit!
I'm gonna be fucking dead.
I'm gonna be killed!
No!
Oh!
I can't go left, go left.
Dad, I'm dead!
There's a fucking dead, bro!
Oh, God, I'm dying!
This is killing me!
I don't want this to happen!
I'm being raised!
You know what?
I'm not following anyone of you little rats!
Guys, calm it in a minute.
We have to kill Archon.
I
I'm so sorry.
No!
You guys are creeping me out!
Oh my stomach hurts.
What the fuck?
So funny.
We're tied?
All right, this one
You got a cube and it's gonna show you the cube and you have to make the cube look exactly like cube
Memory games
This is a memory game.
I speak to that memory games.
You see them and I aged.
Oh no.
I'm done for.
Okay.
You can reset it or something.
I think that's right I hope it's right
I don't know this is right.
I'm not gonna lie.
Go.
Oh, I did it!
I didn't think I did it right.
Listen, I know how to play it now, okay?
Right, right.
I'm a professional.
Memorizing?
I'm a professional guys. I know what I'm doing. I remember properly this time.
So did you.
Oh
Oh my I'm fucked
Kirby it's an L shape on top it's an L shape on top
I don't think this is right!
Wait, why does it look different?
It's the angle.
Oh, that's so fucked. Good luck, guys. You need it.
I was in the blue shirt because you're in slow motion right now.
Like a fucking bitch.
I got it, I got it. Oh my god.
I didn't think I would
Don't worry. Don't worry. Listen, it only gets better
Okay, my memory got better.
Pick up items, drop them.
Oh, you guys are gonna hate this one.
Remember to get better?
Is it better when you're doing this?
It's got better when I drink.
This one's a little tough.
At the bottom, there's gonna be a list of ingredients
to make a gun.
You have to build the gun and shoot everyone
before they shoot you.
But you have to do it in the order of which
the ingredient is.
So...
That's what everyone has to do.
They're trying to get the brick to build a gun.
Yeah, you're trying to hold it down.
This sounds easy.
This sounds easy.
Yeah, you just picked it up with left click, drop it off.
I'll see how they want it, excuse me.
Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
I feel like this is a little tough.
Oh.
Why are you curvy and are you moving in the back?
That ain't fair.
How do you pick stuff up?
Wait
Are you?
Oh, I see I see I see I for four. Oh my god, so put it on the table
Right-click on the table, and then we'll show you the next thing you have to pick up
What is that? Oh?
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm crazy!
Holy faggot!
I thought we were building like a fucking hand gun, but you're building like a thunder gun
and all these fucking zombies or something shit like it.
What the fuck is that, like?
Fucking bitch, fucking bitch, fucking bitch.
Oh, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine.
No!
Not run thing!
No!
No!
No!
We got the money out of this!
This is way too personal attitude!
Oh my- oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Get distant!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I've never seen that happen!
I can't breathe!
Oh my god, I'm crying!
I'm looking crying!
Oh my god, I'm dead!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
No! Why me?
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please!
Guys, how come I won the first one and I struggled every other one?
I'm dead! I'm crying! Oh my god!
How come I got one, man?
I don't fit. Oh my god.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm so bad at this one.
So we're on escalator and you just follow the arrows like
Go, you know, you guys at it. You'll figure it out.
Mind the gap between the chain and the platform.
This is the enemy line, the cork fossil.
Oh, it's accuracy not speed by the way, I think.
You can do was it or is arrow keys?
Oh it is. You're the one that knows. You can do was it.
Oh my god. That's...
That's difficult after some alcohol. I ain't go on.
Yeah, it's definitely accuracy in our speed
Oh, this is the one that.
This is Albert Den.
No, no, no, no, no, no, this is one of us is a sniper.
Let me be the slay for let me be.
We all take turns.
This is the longest minigame because we all take turns to.
Give me Hillary's vibes right now
Fucking customer
I'll better hope it don't have a scope. It does have a scope. I'm actually scared
All right, our goal is to get to the end before she kills this you get two tries if she shoots you once you start limping
You can duck with right-click you can see where she's aiming. Oh my god
Why are you going for me?
Don't focus me
Oh my god
No, I'm so bad at this! No, let me keep shooting!
Hey guys, it's me, your friend!
I'm scared!
We're fucked!
Right click, right click.
Right click here
Oh my god
Stop flicking you bro. It's not ballerine. It's not. Are you sure?
I saw the red line flick from one place to the other
I'm so bad at this.
Oh God, okay great. Don't you mean the bold one?
I can't see straight
I can't do shit I can't do shit
No! Please let me in!
Oh my god!
That was so bad.
Fuck you! You're gonna see how hard it is, asshole.
You're actually not gonna hit anyone here.
Guys, also there's a reload.
So, best time to run is after he shoots.
No!
He's crazy!
No!
No!
He's crazy!
No!
It hurts!
No!
No!
When you can see my head there, there's no way!
What the fuck?
I haven't played with you the whole time, so I'm gonna die.
This is such an ass.
This is such an ass.
You're actually an ass.
I had to, I had to.
OK, noted, noted.
Noted.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, which ball the fuck are you?
I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle.
No, I'm in the middle.
I'm so bad at this.
I'll try to see your left, out, or right.
Good luck.
So you're talking to us.
I don't know if no scope is the way.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck was that? What was that? Hello. I don't know the receptionist
is doing right now. Oh, maybe I got a complaint for being too loud. Oops. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god, I'm so bad not like they have a reload. Yeah
are you serious are you serious
Damn
Free our con free
This is bullying this is straight up bullying
No
I think I did okay on that one, I think I did okay right fucking loser is
I
Never mind the kid body blocking me
Go kill her kill her you read
Don't laugh at the get our fun he's one shot
I can't shoot, but I can do so bad at that one.
I think I definitely got a noise complaint.
Oh, this one just don't fall.
You can push each other with left click.
I was right.
Right.
Arkand, which one are you?
Tell me.
I'm fucking about it.
I just know I'm fucking bad.
Wait, is this a memory game?
No, no, no.
You just have to...
Oh, it kind of is.
A little bit.
Like, you see which ones are going to drop.
Survival is unlikely.
Okay.
Okay.
So, it'll show on the screen what one's saying, so X, you want to see how I'm an X.
Who just fell?
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Hey, Archon, it's me, your friend.
You might get shot if you don't kill each other.
I'm not gonna lie, this game is pretty fun.
Holy shit.
Coffee.
Coffee.
I'm gonna get you.
Coffee.
Coffee.
See, we can all win.
Coffee, I'll, I'll, I'll away in the corner.
You know, it put me in the corner and put myself in the corner.
Wait for me a minute.
What?
You thought I was going to change again, Zawas?
You're so mean.
What the hell?
What the hell is this shit?
What the hell is this shit?
Get away.
I'm scared.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't deserve this.
Oh my God.
Wait, how come only one of us is in red?
Uh, you guys didn't change your outfits.
Beginning.
It's cute.
Fuck away.
Fuck you!
Please, please, please, please!
oh my god
its so funny
i'm gonna get better at this
i'm gonna get better at this
oh yeah
yeah
oh yeah
oh my god
oh my god
oh so funny
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
Oh, this one's funny.
Alright.
Fork to please.
Fork to mouth.
What?
Eat him, Smuleeater.
Yeah, so you gotta stab the peas with your fork, but you can only hold so many peas on
the fork, and you can only eat when the mafia dude isn't looking.
Pretty much.
The mafia dude.
I love teas, I love them.
You know what, I can't...
You know what?
You're lucky I can't scream right now.
How do I eat?
Right click.
Oh no, I'm dead.
Oh no, it wasn't me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh shit!
Fuck!
I'm dead.
Fuck!
I don't think it was me.
Fuck!
Uh-oh.
Oh god.
No!
Oh shit!
I'm being gone.
I'm being gone.
I'm being gone.
Oh shit!
Okay, gone.
Been gone.
Oh!
Oh!
What's the pattern?
More P!
More P!
The one P!
The one P!
Is it okay?
I think.
Oh my god, it's like the last of us taught too.
This is a completely pointless part, like no one knows what it is.
It's the last of us.
How do I punch people?
You can't do anything.
It's like a cut intermission or something.
Oh.
It's off.
That would be something.
No, I think there's actually nothing. It's weird.
Sala brass, this is gonna be something. Yeah, but I can't find it.
I think you've left me for the crime. Thank you.
Do you guys just see me at the beginning?
Yeah, I see you.
Yeah, what now? What now? Huh? You want to spend?
I can't forci- see. I can't forci-
This is ill.
Yeah, that was the last of us up to there, bein' me.
At least.
Oh, this one's annoying.
Okay, so there's a train.
You have to get into a cubby or else you get ran over and you can shove each other with the left click.
You can only go to the green cubbies, not the red cubbies.
Good.
Look.
Green's unsafe, red is bad.
And only one person per cubby
Understood
Please mind the car. Oh also don't stain it cuz if you stay in it too long of a squish
Mother
You don't want the fucking smoke.
Why am I so bad at these things?
Oh my god!
No.
No.
I'm gone.
I'm gone now.
I'm already here.
I'm gone.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Help.
Help.
Help.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I pushed you into it.
Hello.
Not like this.
No.
No.
All right, guys.
I'm just gonna mind my business over here.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
Uh, tape over here, for now.
Ow!
Ah!
Fucking shit.
Why is everybody jumping me?
Please!
Oh my god, guys have been bullied
Oh
Why am I pushing people into the safe zone what is that why he's helping me
Please, he's literally trying to murder you.
That was so funny.
There's someone at Target and they're wearing bread.
No, not me.
In every game, you have to go to the ball.
Ow!
One more, one more, one more.
Senator, get the fuck out of me!
I'm throwing people into the same zone, is it?
You're so caught, I'm gonna get you.
Oh my god.
How did you live?
I'm being pulled in, I'm being told.
Black girl.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, hold on, I mean, hold on.
Like, really?
That's too soon, oh my god.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
No, Holly!
You're doing this, man!
Oh, this is so consistent!
If I get to tell you this.
I don't count. I don't count. Okay. Um,
this one's a little, okay, so you're searching at the hold left click to, I think it's left click to
search for the syringe. It's random who gets it. And then you have to, uh,
I think it's left click to search for the syringe.
It's random who gets it.
And then you have to, yeah, left click to search.
And then right is to toggle light.
And then whoever gets the syringe, lights go out
and you have to try to turn everyone into a zombie
or something.
It's a little odd.
I'll figure it out.
Don't worry.
Yeah, it's hide and seek.
We have to search the drawers.
Make sure you hold left click.
Yeah, you'll know, you'll know when someone finds it.
Oh!
Chadder's got it down!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, come here.
I got bullied.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
if you're a zombie, you still get points if you help kill.
come out, come out, wherever you are. Ray, where are you?
I'm hiding somewhere. I have a hiding spot.
Yeah. Motherfucker man.
You know. She's just sitting there hiding somewhere.
I'll give you a hint too, if you saw me.
No.
I have no idea where she was.
Yeah, not really.
I'll get a better idea now.
Someone follow the one with the red.
No.
Yeah?
No.
On top left.
I'm finished.
Just take your eyes out now.
Where are you?
Where am I syringes your ass?
Come here.
Oh, is that a light I see, oh, it's Kirby.
I thought I was good, I'm not gonna lie, but I took my hands off the keyboard and started drinking and...
Alyssa, thank you for the host, thank you!
No, it was all the sponsors.
Thank you for the 20 gifted subs and thank you for the 5 gifted. Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry.
Marco!
Not like this, not like this, not like this, not like this.
Yes, Goddard! Yes!
I did something ahead of this one.
Markon, you're not in the same corner, are you?
Oh, you!
No, wait for me!
No way
It's not a race against each other you just have to finish your cigarette before the timer runs out. Oh
Oh, perfect. Yes, I'm a professional. Yeah, so you just hold left click to inhale and then you let go to exhale if you hold it
If you inhale too long, you'll cough
Oh god!
Two seconds!
Oh, Arcana got it.
Two seconds.
Oh, I kind of got it.
No.
Uh-oh.
No.
No.
Oh, shit.
People in IRL experience didn't play the game.
They didn't.
I'm putting soon anyway.
It's fine.
Y'all?
No!
Y'all?
Where are you crumping my style, Cuffing Out?
Right next to me.
Yes!
Woo! Everyone made it!
Just in time!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I will say this game is fun.
There are some downsides to it.
Like every time you play, it's the same games in the same,
it's all the games in the same order.
Which is like, yeah, so there's not anything more than 16.
Also, if you're like, in the last, it's really difficult to get back up.
Like it's a little tough.
Okay, this one, you're on a platform,
you pick up left click and you throw,
but if you get hit by something,
it will drop you to your knees.
So just don't get hit.
If you have too much junk on your platform, you die.
Make left click to grab and then throw.
Yeah, you just wanna have your platform empty, no trash.
It'll fall from the ceiling.
Oh my god, I actually died.
What happened, mate?
What happened?
Yeah, the red marker indicates there's too much trash on your platform.
Oh.
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm dead.
Our card's good at this one.
Well, if somebody's throwing their trash at me, am I right?
You were?
No, no, no, no, but if you throw it, you can throw it to other people's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, take that
Oh no!
Not like this.
Fuck.
Oh no!
I can't take this second.
This one's fun.
Haha.
We'll see.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know anything.
There's a spider. Just don't get
caught. Uh huh. It's like hot
potato except spider edition.
Yeah. What up? Hey, what up?
Why don't you grab it and check it at someone? Yeah, if it's too close to you, it'll lock
on to you. Oh,
all right oh okay saddered what do you mean I'm already dead sorry
please please please please please please please please please please please please please
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! My friend!
Honestly, deserved!
Hey Saturn, it's me, your friend.
No! Please! Please!
I
Are you than me better you than me
Okay, all right, I'm not right getting the spider and immediately like pausing to look around
I'm not gonna lie you're too far ahead. I'm gonna have to do you dirty. I'm gonna pick it up
I thought you'd do it sooner. You want to hand it to me? You wanna hand it over?
Just give me a second
Oh fuck!
I was about to chuck it! No!
I got the timing off.
Where is our car?
I didn't run.
Oh, he's behind that pillar!
Oh my God!
Crazy!
Arkhan, you just have to accept it.
Hey. Hey. Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
Okay, good hand it over and over and over. I'm just gonna like you know, hand it over
You sure you want to keep that long
I couldn't do it from so close for some reason.
You know what, I'm gonna tend to fade again, you know?
I can do this.
Give me the spider.
Give me the spider.
Give me the spider.
Who's in second?
Archon?
I gotta go.
It's Archon.
It's Archon.
No Saturn!
No! No, please!
Not like this, not like this, not like this.
No! I didn't deserve this!
You're such a bitch. You're actually such a bitch. You're actually such a bitch.
Oh no.
When it gets to the end is it just auto- oh wait!
What?! Now you can track me?!
I don't know where to go!
Oh my gosh.
Oh
You're done for
Give me a game I'm good at please
Oh, yeah, I just avoid the spikes, essentially, so you last yeah, I don't know why the bubbles
It's broke randomly.
What the heck?
I'll fix it later.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
My pictures.
Ow.
Oh my god.
That was not a man.
But the fucking room is
Oh my god
What are the odds of hitting the corner exactly our condoms me your friend. Hey our condoms me your other
get the fuck off me
get off me
we had all of them
we had all of them
deserve
deserve for both of these fucks
oh my god
am i hitting the corner and i think i won
oh my god wait
i can put you on top
oh my god
it's actually close
two games left
What box on the platform?
How is the rating lower?
Okay, okay, we're good.
Yeah.
And then, um...
Good luck.
Okay.
That was nice.
I
Con hello
Really? Hold on, I have Ray thieving from me right now!
Hello?
Hey, better you and me.
Oh my gosh, so funny.
I didn't know we were thieving from each other.
Meow.
I'll find a parallel.
We'll just take another one out of her thing.
You don't have to move it all the way.
What?
Oh.
Oh my god.
OK.
Oh my god.
You suck.
Ah!
Nice.
Oh my god.
Wait, no.
I need her to win.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
Oh, I'm so screwed. I'm so screwed.
You guys up on drive?
What the fuck is this?
I'm being robbed!
Get away from my son!
No!
Yes!
Oh shit!
Wait am I out too?
No.
Okay, okay, I was scared.
Can I just play this game?
Oh before I play this with like my usual friends
We are into the Tuesday through
Eliza
Thanks for the frown. Thank you. I think you're unicorn bunny bunny. You can just run you did with a gifted. Thank you so much
Oh my god, I got it to tie.
Hello!
Why did it take one block so curvy?
It smells like a yeshio.
No, I'm gonna move out the way.
I'm so bugged. There's no shot I catch up now.
He's going straight for you, he's crazy.
This is crazy.
From across the map is wild.
Ow, ow.
Yikes.
Ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
A big rock.
All three almost like a stealing from me
No! I got bullied!
Yoink! Ow!
It's my fucking box.
Why don't you get it wrong?
Defend your one, defend your one.
That's griefing!
What in the world is happening right now?
Wiping!
Oh my god, if you keep her stuck in there you get this.
No!
No!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
No!
How did I...
How did I lose that?
Oh, it's so white.
No, you got ahead of me.
There's one more game, right?
One more, yeah, one more.
I have one final chance.
Okay.
This one.
Recycle technology burn the art.
So.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So there's going to be the burn.
you left click the art and then to recycle you just kind of it's the the
bolts and screws like the tech stuff goes to the right a little remember this
yeah burn the art to save the tech is yeah burn the art save that burn left
I don't know if it's the opposite that she's lying to us.
No, no, no, you can read the instructions!
How did she lie to us?
No, you're such a dick man.
Wait.
How do I save it?
Oh my god, I did so bad.
I did so bad.
I did so bad.
I felt the art was a tablet.
Better you than me, fuck-a-loak.
This is so hard.
Oh, I'm not coordinating enough for this.
I'm dead.
Good luck.
Why?
I've had too much to drink for this to make these days.
Another shot.
No.
Fuck.
That's not going to get too bad.
Fuck it, she's off.
I'm good at this.
I'm gonna be better. I'm gonna be better.
Yeah, let's see.
I can't fucking kill him.
I can't fucking kill him.
I can't fucking kill him.
I can't fucking do this holy
I
The coordination after so much alcohol is not fair.
Please tell me I did better than Archon.
No, I'm done for.
Ah, so close.
200 on.
Oh, that's one of the lowest points.
Is the winner, right?
Never mind golfing, Paul. Sorry.
Shut up, boy. Shut up.
Is she smurfing? So basically, alright.
We've all failed. It's shot time.
This is smiley face.
Wow. Woooo!
A dolphin release. Wow.
Woooo!
I'll bear it back. I'm done with Bogg.
I'm getting my shirt off.
I'll be right back. I'm done with vodka. I'm getting my
shirt on the way. That's it. It's it's fun but it's like it's
definitely like you can see how it's lacking a little bit. Like I
feel like the games are fun but I think they need more games or
at least make it random. I guess a little crazy. It's not
random. I know. It's just the same order every time. And it's
Super strange
We can run it back or switch games or what do you think I'm done
I'm also down to run it back one
Oh
Yeah
You can customize your character
That time you said you're down to go late
I'm not like today was like my reset day. I woke up. I cleaned the entire
I went grocery shopping, had a pamper day, like a whole, whole day.
Do we need an invite again?
Yeah.
Do we want to do it again?
No, we don't.
It's up to you.
I'm down to Uno or write it back one more time.
I'm down for whatever.
Yes.
Yes, Saturn, what do you want?
It's your turn.
Let's see what we know.
Let's see what we know.
Let's see what we know.
Oh yeah, this is Ubisoft.
Ubisoft.
Ubisoft.
What was that?
I'm definitely gonna play this again sometime.
We should play Pomo Party at some point.
Pomo Party?
That's like six people.
Eight?
Eight?
Is that more or eight?
Well, we could easily get a group of people to play a game of party.
It's such a fun game.
It's so fun.
Oh, I haven't played UNO in so long because of Ubisoft.
OK, it's downloading.
It's updating.
It's launching.
How is it?
How is it like like 10 gigabytes?
Can we talk about that?
It doesn't say.
Wait, what?
Is it really?
I'm out of your smokin'.
No, they're just...
You know being 10 gigs is crazy.
I'm out of smoking.
You're smoking, brother. You're smoking.
Oh no! More like Juno!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, and me slapping.
How do I...
Shut up, you hater.
Okay guys, I know I've had a decent amount of drinks.
Categorically under twitch, which uno does this follow?
There's multiple UNOS?
Yes there is, there's 2008, 2009, 2009, 1999.
Is it UNO exclamation point?
Whatever.
It's down to the 2019 one.
How to even invite people?
Invite ships!
like shift F2
like we did
it's gotta be the 2000
that's what i was saying right?
now it's gonna be the 2019 surely
i'ma crash out every time i'll tell them the whole thing goes away
yeah it's so in
this is every single one of the games
guys
i can't
i can't even in english
i can't
I'm not!
What the fuck?
She might not even connect to the internet.
It's just polluting.
Yeah, I'm trying to connect.
No way they like...
No way this game doesn't work anymore.
Oh my god, what is this?
Ah, sir.
What is happening?
Yeah, this might be GD.
Hold on, I gotta re-launch, I gotta re-launch, and then...
Oh, I got it.
Oh, can I invite you, but I don't have anyone else.
Is there like a party code or something? Probably not, right?
It's not...
Chat's fucking with me and trying to say that shit's in English, but it's very clearly not.
I'm its Valkyrie. I'll type it.
This is Valkyrie.
Thank you, uh, Res Mock for the crime, and thank you, Jonathan, for serving on YouTube.
Thanks, guys!
Get the social...
I've never seen so fun tonight.
Even my bad friends.
Holy shit, this is so...
Yeah, it's the social that you're gonna make me mom.
Can you type your username in the general, and I'll try to add you this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need assistance.
How do I change my language?
Please, help.
It's not in English.
I think this is really ironic because Nikita, Nikita rated me and my Ubisoft profile name
is not tipsy elephant but there's no T at the end because it's one character too long
from when we get a drinking night years ago.
How do I join your game?
This is so shit!
This is so shit!
I've been playing this garbage for five years and it's still trash!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god!
Kat, please, please, how do I change this thing?
If I'm begging, I need a quick spoil.
Where is that?
I don't even know how to find your request.
You gotta open up the actual Ubisoft Connect thing outside of the game.
Hit Shift F2.
Yeah, and then where is the... oh, there it is.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
I see it except okay. Okay. Okay. We're friends. We're friends
Okay, invite invite invite
I got it in English guys. We're back. I don't give a fuck. We're back. We're back. I don't even want to be sponsored by Ubisoft
It was in Polish
Why was it in Polish? I wish I knew. How do I join your invite?
I haven't opened. Oh, except, except.
I accepted your invite. Oh my God. I think I'm in there.
For you.
We're friends, so you should be able to send me an invite now.
Can I do settings while I'm in the lobby?
Yeah.
Expect everything to break if we stop.
Hold on. I have to leave the lobby.
I'm just putting it out there.
Okay.
Are we actually playing with stacking on?
Because I was about to say something crazy.
What is stacking?
Uh, yeah, it's...
Then you can add like another two and then it becomes four and another two and then it becomes six.
I'm going to stack everything!
Okay, well for every two cards you draw, you have to take two steps.
Okay.
So what categories have you prepared?
Just asking for a friend.
I'm doing that, you know, uh...
Like, uh, whatever, 2019, something like that?
The music's loud?
I don't-is it that one?
Sure, yeah.
I don't know, dude.
It doesn't matter.
Man, fuck this music.
Oh my god.
I'm doing the other one just because it has more followers on Twitter. I'm assuming that one's more
Did you start the game or did it just?
It's starting.
It's starting.
Okay, classic.
Stacking on.
Score limit.
Great.
Love you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
My game is not in Spanish, guys, please.
I know I've had alcohol, but cut that bad.
Is August still out of the chat?
How bad do we want to make this?
What do you mean?
We could drink every time we have to draw a card.
That's what I'm saying.
Whoa, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, he wants this to be wasted.
But why am I drawing cards already?
That's what I'm doing.
Y'all should do it.
I'm doing it.
I'm drinking every turn.
return every time it goes around the circle I'm drinking I'm drinking it every time I have to draw
you thought
that was it right
I think you're the finest fucking part in it
you're the finest fucking part in
Okay, I'll remember that here. I'll help you on
That means he has no more yellows
Wait he does guys do you see how low their cards are?
Help
Hey, it's me your friend help
Oh Saturn has no yellows
Red. Saturn has reds!
Wait, what are like, what is this? What the?
Pick up, pal.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck you.
Probably your username is so fucking thick.
Yeah, not too thick.
I got it! I got it! I was funny! That's why I kept it!
It was one character too long!
And I was like, you know what? Let's do it for the big...
This is years ago, by the way, with Piquina.
Um...
Bro, can I fucking have a turn?
I need a draw card. No.
So you don't have reds.
Saturn has no yellows, right?
We don't have to call that out. We don't have to call that out.
We're gonna keep it to ourselves.
We don't go to eggs place each other like that, you know?
No!
Okay.
First one's gonna turn into a rock, huh?
Yeah.
For me, it's gonna be Piquina.
I can reverse it, do you have something to do with her?
What to do with her?
What?
What?
This is the biggest woman betrayal I've ever experienced in my life.
We got that bottle already.
Hello?
Oh wait.
Wait
Okay, okay, we forget back
Wait, she has read
What's that
What is it? What the fuck just happened? What is that?
What is that? Fuckin' lasers! Fuckin' lasers!
What even was that? What is this back out?
She had red! Why did you make it red?
Oh my god, you're actually wasted.
Okay, good work up everyone.
I'm pressing play again.
Look at what the fuck was that, hello?
I'm sure that's a good one.
Okay, common enemy, common enemy.
Yep, Saturn. Saturn's the enemy for sure.
What? Why? Huh? Hello? Please. Please.
Oh, yes, yes, yes. I have a lot of those cards.
I
What color did you pick red?
Just no blues
Mm-hmm
Fuck you
No skip you yeah, I'm a me
What I did I cut straight like me for oh shit. I'm sorry wait did I oops my bad? Sorry Ray it was meant for him
Not you right right?
Um, here we can do this.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Eight!
Oh!
What is the challenge to it?
I don't know. I think it's if you used it when you I don't know actually if you are
me I'm dumb. I think it's just if you have that color the color that they choose you
can challenge it and if they have that color then they have to draw a sin. I'm no snitch
Everybody has no blue.
You've been snitching!
I'm no snitch, but...
You're a snitch!
You're an actual snitch!
Yeah!
Okay, fuck you.
Take this.
Hello? I'd like to be able to play at some point.
That's all I can do, I'm sorry.
You'll play at some point don't worry. Why do I have to keep drawing cards?
It's not because I'm targeting you it's more so I just only have blue you know nothing personal I swear
me yes finally you want to talk about something right what is right I'm so
sorry are you actually though no
he's evil draw a drink okay yeah I kind of regret saying I'll drink every time
my jaw because it's so.
Wait, how do we kill him?
Whoa, those are some strong words.
We do help.
Yeah, plus this.
Our cons out.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Hello.
I think he has blues.
Yeah.
We change the rules?
Fuck this game!
What do you mean change the rules?
I win if we're changing the rules?
Take the challenge to the top and like...
Yeah, take the challenge to the top
Yeah, take the challenge to the top
and you should have to draw until you actually get...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Yeah, we're drawing one is not enough.
Let me see how to do this.
Okay, no stacking.
Do you guys want stacking?
I think stacking is fine.
Yeah, I think so.
It's more so like you have to draw until you get the right color or like a playable card.
And, uh, oh, there's an add jumping.
What's a jump in?
Hold on. I need chat to snitch.
Add jumping seven and zero.
Add seven and zero.
I can see some people are starting to slur. Who would that be chat?
I'm sorry.
No, as in like, none of us were slurring. I just sound like this
Apparently in our
You are
Serving
When I still this is
I
Chai is saying that you and curvy art shloring
Ray Ray, I think it's you
It's not you guys aren't slurring though like it's slurged wait a
Slur is the same as slurring really
Is that really the same? No, no, no
We're talking about slurred speech as a result of drinking out of alcohol.
I invited all of you, by the way, I invited all of you to slur, slur, slur.
No, there's no H in there, there's no H in there.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm coming up on my way.
I accept.
If you add zeros and sevens, chat will save them.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Can someone explain the seven-zero thing again?
Yeah, we're not even meaning.
One of them, like, completely changes.
One of them you can take, like, somebody's hand,
and then the other like switches the direction I think oh yeah okay yeah this this is great
it switches everybody's hand I think I don't know I'm purchasing oh okay we'll find out
is that switch seven switch for other hands zero rotates all heads okay hold on I'm sorry
I'm so sorry. What the fuck are you saying? In fact, it's not you. It's me
Better drink up there zero you rotate hand seven you swap seven okay, so now we're swapping hands
You had a nice hand
yeah you you know you silly bitch I said seven you get to choose somebody's hand
to swap with the zero it swaps everybody's hands like clockwise for
counterclockwise
He's gonna take mine.
3 seconds.
1
You're so annoying.
You're fake as hell, holy shit.
You're fake as hell.
I thought you'd be a real one.
You're a thousand gods of it.
He has another blue, by the way.
Why would you use this in this collection?
Ray is in hell right now.
I have no other choice.
I have no other choice.
How did this happen?
I'm so sorry.
Okay, I'm looking for a real friend.
Someone to take my hand.
Oh, that's exactly what you mean by that.
Oh, no! No!
No! What did I do?
I'm looking for her.
No!
I didn't realize.
What is this Uno button?
What the fuck is going on, man?
What is this thing?
What is this thing?
What is going on?
What is this button?
Can someone tell me?
What is this button?
What is this thing?
She has a draw for her.
She has a draw for her.
Keep it green. Keep it green.
Where did my fucking cards go?
Well, you have a couple more pickup towels.
Oh, thank you so much.
I needed them
Yeah
Oh, it's my turn, okay, no
No.
No!
No right, no right, no right.
Wait, you didn't let me draw more.
Yeah, that's...
...a fine.
Wait, chat, which...
Which one can I pick at hand? Is it seven or zero?
Seven.
Perfect.
Take one! No wait, don't take one!
No.
Nooooo!
Saturn, I'm sorry.
Nooooo!
I wish you were the best.
You're such a bitch, you're such a bitch, you're such a bitch.
You're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, you're a bitch.
You want to know what's fucked up? Cat saying zero followed by seven right after.
Oh my god, John! Hi, John!
You should play Raymond rapping rapids.
I'm surrounded by fakes.
How did I end up with this guy, didn't you?
Whoa
Okay, this is really bad because I already forgot the color of the card that ran
Where did my cards go?
You don't know what color I have I don't remember I don't remember the color
I'm supposed to know
Ha suckers
No
Back on big back on it. No green. No green
Okay, gonna have to draw yeah, no red no they say green before I forgot already
I
Remember Ross when you get down Raymond Raymond rabbits
Oh my god, why are people hello? Why am I being bullied? Oh, no
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
They did not get the attention of the other 10.
Oh fuck.
Hey, I have two cards, I have two cards.
Wait, what the fuck?
Everyone else in color.
He has a blue plus two, he has a blue plus two, he has a blue plus two.
Yeah, that's good.
He has a blue plus two, I swear.
Okay, no need to snitch, Ray.
Hello?
Oh no, oh no!
You definitely should kill us!
Oh no!
I'm gonna crash out, dudes.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh my god!
Saturn always wins!
Oh my god!
You can't beat her.
She's too good.
Oh, she's so good at...
This is why you wanted to play this game.
We have to change it so you draw until you have a card.
Can we change the settings, don't think?
Um, I have to quit out, I think.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Wait, what settings do you got?
Yeah, I have to, it's annoying, you have to like disconnect.
Okay.
Everything was great, we just need to be able to draw cards until you get a card you can play instead of just one card.
Okay, okay, I got you already done, done, done, done.
Thank you.
Are we good to leave lobby?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, leave, leave.
I'm inviting you guys now.
All right, you guys should all have it in mind.
Oh, I said enable to join.
Okay, send me that name.
Yeah, same.
Get another one.
There you go.
Thank you.
I have to restart my game.
No.
That classic game is so bad.
Thank you for the reset.
How is it so dog shit, including Monopoly?
Have you guys ever played Monopoly?
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Oh, there's a Rayman deck.
Guys.
Supposedly that was a real thing that people were asking.
Playable, even though it wasn't like playable on release.
No, it's too difficult, too complicated, too much work, too much effort, and way beyond me, I can't.
I can't right now.
Alright, nice.
Ahem.
Okay.
Are you dropping my hand?
Oh no.
Guys, we have to humble her.
No!
Calm it, Amy.
Calm it, Amy.
I have a good spread. I have a good spread of cards.
Oh, ready?
Oh, wow, what a spread.
What a spread.
Try again.
Oh!
Okay, why not?
Oh, yeah, I forgot all the cards I've seen. I have no idea.
Whoever's hand this is is absolutely diabolical. This is terrible.
It may have been mine. I don't know.
Did I say good spread? I may have lied.
Take it back, brother.
Hello?
Give me my cards back.
Take it back, brother.
take this take this wait why are you gonna give your cards away
oh thank you hello no oh thank you actually
it's actually way better than that hey you are a real one well take that
Well, I just got triggered.
Archon?
That's all I had, actually.
There's someone else we could've done.
Take this!
I'll take that.
But fuck you.
Sorry.
My bad brother.
I'm sorry. Hey, it's nothing personal.
Why does it feel personal?
Because you don't understand the content.
I have no supports.
He doesn't have a brain.
Nothing personal.
You're joking.
You should say quiet.
Oh my god.
I'm going to gut you.
Just wait.
No, just wait.
Someone give me a plus four.
Give me a plus four.
double it. She's going to swap with me, isn't she? You don't want this hand. You don't want
this hand, I promise. What a fucking asshole. You're going to give me a whole hand that
doesn't have fucking green. No one is green. This is what it's like to have a brother man.
Okay, no, this is too funny.
Okay, kind of fucked up.
Okay, he doesn't have yellow.
Don't worry.
I don't know why I only focus on curvy.
Anyone else?
Why?
What have I done to you?
Take this!
No!
Yes, yes, take that.
This is disgusting.
Sorry.
I'll have my revenge.
Yeah, from all the color he is in him.
He doesn't have red guys, he doesn't have red, he doesn't have red.
No, come on, please.
Bro, I'm laughing.
Why am I laughing? Like, I don't have to fucking draw, damn it.
Wait a minute
You wouldn't
Oh my god
Okay, I have two reds in a green reverse
You were hitting a green reverse, alright.
You know what?
Skip.
Okay, but you got a plus two budget?
I do.
I do have a plus two.
You know what?
Don't worry.
She'll be skipped again.
Oh shit, I'm sorry, Tavi.
I'm a bad thriller.
Take this with my green reverse.
Sorry, Tubby. I'm on that thriller.
Take this with my green reverse.
You actually threw it, you son of a...
Suck my dick, man.
Do a part of the bigger picture, you know?
Oh, no.
You're actually throwing it.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Her last one's a red.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
It's a red and a green reverse.
No, that was like five rounds ago.
Now, guys, I saw a lot of yellows.
I don't have a chance.
Okay, make it yellow.
Oops.
Oh, okay.
This is not red.
Hit her with a plus.
But I don't know what kind of red it is.
Draw.
Draw.
Draw.
Yeah!
Oh, Saturn, don't bring that thing!
Keep drawing!
Oh my god.
Holy!
You are in the depths of hell right now, Saturn.
I say that as if we don't have a similar amount of cards.
Hmm.
Uh, uh, city, this is the front.
I'll do that.
That'll do.
Yeah, that'll do.
Yeah, that'll do.
That'll do, don't care.
That'll do, don't care.
That'll do.
Yeah, it's keeping yellow.
Keeping yellow.
Oh, okay.
No!
Okay, Ray, are we gonna get, are you gonna snitch and tell us what part you had?
No, I learned my lesson.
2 yellows and a greener first or was it was a yellow?
She still has 1 red and 2 yellows. She's got 1 red and 2 yellows!
1 red and 2 yellows.
You liar! You dirty liar!
Ah! Oh my, oh my fault.
Bro.
I just wanted to keep the bottle out man.
I'm just a bullying argument for the tired game man.
Take that!
Oh no!
It doesn't matter, I still can't fucking play the game.
Oh, no, man.
Don't do this to me.
I don't deserve this!
I'm uncomfortable.
Hold on, wait, you may have done me a solid.
You're uncomfortable?
I'm uncomfortable, man.
Why is this so intense?
give me an opportunity to play thank you thank you you got it you got it it's all
here
barely um here we go
no yellow oh she's got yellow
bro i can't
he's fucking yellows bro
He doesn't have yellow. He doesn't have yellow.
Hey, it's me, your friend.
Yo, what did you have? What did you have?
Two blues and a red, two blues and a red, two blues and a red.
Alright, get info, get info. Somebody make a green set.
We're gonna fuck you, Kirby! Just you wait!
Why are we snitching right now?
Just wait, just you wait, Kirby. He's got nothing, guys. He's got nothing.
The ops are out in full force.
Poor Saturn.
For me, I don't have a yellow.
What did I get all the cards from?
No yellows.
Yeah, to the moon!
She bit. She bit. She bit.
Yeah, baby. This is a prank, you said.
I think she did.
She did.
She did.
Is there a max card hand count?
Oh, nice one.
Great. Lesson plus four.
Are you trying to draw the whole deck?
I don't know why I was trying to select blues.
You're actually a dick. You're actually a dick.
What do you expect me to do?
What do you expect me to do? Huh?
If you crawl like seven times, I'll rank it like 14 times.
I don't want to hear you say it.
I can grow up. Grow up, Auken.
Max car is 25. That's crazy.
For W? You.
I don't want some yellow bed cheese, like check it amongst the yellow bed cheese, you know what I mean?
No. No. No.
All my colors, I haven't seen it. I have a vision, okay?
I have a vision. Unvision it.
What the fuck is this?
No, no, no, I was just, I was gonna give a photo of what I mean.
No, I don't think there's any way to pass it.
I promise, I promise, I promise.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
How come Arkham's not being, he's got three cards?
Wait, someone has to stop him.
It's not going to be me.
How is she always on the other end of the table from me?
I know, what's wrong with you, you actually hate me.
Oh, wait, why would you, why would you play that?
Take my deck.
I'm no snitch.
I'm no snitch.
I'm no snitch.
I don't think you should next time.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, noted.
I'm no snitch, but she only has two blues in both fours.
No, no.
No.
Why do you have two blue fours?
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Remind?
Watch them on.
Hold on.
We're.
Oh, I'm so fine.
I'm so fine.
Uh-oh.
What am I doing?
What am I doing, guys?
I'm lost. This is hard.
You have to drink.
What is that?
Yeah, that's at least a couple sips.
A little bit.
That's question marking me out so hard.
Alright, it's an evil photo of what I mean.
Don't tell me that's not cute, you know?
Take this!
You taking the SATs? Oh, no, never.
Oh, okay, I see the vision now.
I still hate it, but I get it. I'm not doing this cuz I have two blue fours
Man, he's gonna be captain to work
cards
so many cards I can't even see them all at one time on this fucking screen
I have to like it have to go into like a
filing cabinet to open up the other fucking colors
That's like, this is really good.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to do this hand make.
I'm finally coming in.
Chat said curvy, you're meant to have the least amount of cards out of the box.
Yeah, but like, no, not Yu-Gi-Oh, right?
Like, I understand that.
You can't.
Hey, Shirley.
You know weddings as a kid and then the guy selling like Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
Love me some Kurdish weddings, man.
I'm one of those blue boys.
I'm like those little aliens, and like those little like cubs.
What are you talking about, Satter?
Help, Jizzu-no! Again!
What am I supposed to do?
Do something, man!
I can only keep it blue.
Archon, you can save the day. Oh my god, oh my god, saved.
Wait, hold on, it's now yellow.
It's cooking stuff.
Look how hard does she have?
I have zero idea what's happened
Okay, this is fucked either way
He has a red he has a red
Thank God, I forgot, okay, okay.
Saturn doesn't have red.
That means he has red, right?
Yes, yes, he has red.
He has red.
He has blue, he has blue.
Yes!
Oh, yes, oh God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God.
No!
No!
Oh my God!
I suck at this game, it's so hard.
Oh man.
Are we good with the settings or not?
Yeah, I'm good.
It makes things so unpredictable.
Let's go back to Machine Party where I should have.
I should have just started playing for the first time.
I just barbed the fuck out of the game.
How did you play that?
A play CS anytime.
Wait, CS?
Yes.
When you're a CS girlie?
I am, I am, I love CS.
Okay, I have to hit 16k before the end of the year.
So I'm gonna have a CS era.
Is this me?
Let's do it.
I don't want to swap cards.
How do I cancel?
It's not me.
You can't.
Too bad.
Two reds.
One blue.
One red.
Wait, two reds.
One blue.
One yellow and a green, I think.
Two reds remember this listen. It's just so what these are for to get my cards back give them back
Do y'all even remember what she said those are the cards she has now
To read one blue, and I think it was a yellow
Two reds for sure keep it right keep it right keep
Well, you could have chose not do
Okay, he has two reds. Yeah, but he's picking up four more. Oh, that means we don't have reds
That's not what that means. That's not what that means. Well, you're gonna get
Okay, two minutes now.
Okay.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no?
I'm drawn to it.
Great, I'm throwing this out there now.
You thought you had me.
Mark my words.
No.
Say it ain't so.
You're actually just going to say it.
Oh it is so, Ray.
It is so.
Oh
I think she has a blue seven or something. I forget. She has a seven she can swap again.
I'm drawing right now with just many cards. Holy seven.
I don't even want to swap yet yet. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'll make his I'll make his his hand less enticed. I can't do that fuck
I'm not.
Shit.
Soon.
Soon, TM.
What do you mean by that?
I gotta make the yellow...
Why are you giving your hand out?
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me!
I don't know why I did that man.
It's okay.
I'm trying so hard to be strategic. Same. Is there a strategy to this? Let's do this.
And
Why are we changing the color?
Back to green
I'm gonna take someone's deck when it gets lower
You guys are so powerful
I would tell you guys what Ray has but I've already forgotten it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen and it's yours now
now. Oh my god.
Archon, no greens. No green Archon, no green Archon.
I'm being green. Still no green, still no green.
No problem. Saturn's going to steal your deck soon.
She has a blue 7. It's your blue 7, Kirby.
You were right all along, yes!
It's still there, Kirby! I didn't use it!
Saturn? Saturn, don't- listen.
Don't fuck with me. I will draw until we are in the depths of fucking hell
to make my hand less enticing, okay?
Man, I don't know why you're attacking me. I haven't done anything.
Don't patronize me. You ain't fucking sorry.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Okay, she's got a seven.
She's got another swap.
I don't keep it.
I'll keep it.
this game is a math you're a bitch working I agree RT take this what you
say fuck me for sorry actually no fine everything fun somebody gonna fuck
back after this hello you not value me playing this game hello
too far ahead curvy you're a bitch i hope you're internet cut south have your
ethernet cable breaks yeah well i got sparrows them i hope both of them
This isn't a great. I hope it gets multi for some reason
No, right
That's actually crazy. Oh my God.
I would love the opportunity to play.
No, I don't think so, man.
No, run him blue.
That's insane.
Now I'm getting minus ones for real life. That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
He's like, play. I'm begging.
I'm begging.
I actually have a bruise thing.
Oh my god, that's actually insane.
I've never done that ever.
Whatever you say if I cared.
Yellow, okay, she's got a bunch of yellows.
What does Kirby have?
No yellows, that's for sure.
Hello? Hello?
Why is the whole deck in my hand?
Oh my god, I hate.
Shoot me.
Honestly, throw the plus four.
Throw the plus four.
Why do we all have so many cards?
Oh, thank you.
Why?
It's the whole thing I am.
bro I'm gonna deck you in the face
you couldn't reach
there's probably a twirler than you
five, six, seven, true
yikes don't want that deck
they should put it out there
let me get a seven real quick
Can we maybe turn this green. Oh yeah here. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. That's so kind of you
Is that any up listed? Nope
Well, you're about to have a plus two center
So paid
Hmm.
Yellow.
Oh, hi, baby.
Go sit.
Right?
Do we have problems?
What's going on?
No.
I thought we were on talking terms.
What was that about?
What did I do to you?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm in the pickle man.
So please take this deck.
Please take this.
Wait, do you have the one with two skips?
I got two sevens man.
I don't know what you're doing here.
Wait, how do you add those two sevens?
I don't know, I don't know, I think the other person wins, not her.
No way, that would be so fucking crazy.
Try it, try it.
Don't worry about it, I got you right.
Thank you.
I've got him now.
Listen, I'm gonna put this shit in one of y'all's hands, don't fuck with me, I got this.
Oh, there you go, Arkan.
Thanks.
Um...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Stop laughing. Stop it.
Who do you want to swap with, pal?
You're such a slimy, slimy little...
Yeah, but you're about to have... Don't give it to him.
Oh my... What does he have? What does he have?
He has a green. He has a green. Green six.
Green six.
Okay.
a green six your tickets see it was part of the plan I'm a genius you relied
so heavily on me having a plus two oh with all those cards you definitely had
one. Okay, no need to point that out. No need to point that out. 100%.
Slimy. No red. Slimy. Slimy. No red. No red. No red. I'm upset. I'm upset.
Um, you know what? Because Archon was complaining about Red even though I have none, it's gonna be a...
You're actually a fucking bitch.
Aww.
I'm just kidding, I love you.
I love you too, Matt.
I appreciate it.
I hate you.
Yes, baby! Oh my god, I'm a little pretty kid.
Yeah, this is kinda fucked up.
No red Archon.
He's got yellow, he's got yellow. Avoid yellow at all times.
No yellow, no yellow, no yellow.
Oh no.
Yeah, but what does she end up with?
Oh no, what she has.
I don't have a plus two.
Okay, Saturn's not drunk enough.
I agree.
Yeah, I actually haven't even finished with a fast friend.
Wait hold on hold on. Did she not have red? I have no idea what she has
There's no way I have this many carts and I'm drawing
Okay, wait, what what color do you need it to be?
who?
Arcon?
I only have a yellow reverse.
oh, I don't have a yellow reverse.
I'm keeping it.
I don't want to be the one to fuck this over.
Keep it red, keep it red.
I think she has red.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I just fucking lived in hell, man.
I just lived in hell, man.
I just lived here.
I don't have a good, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
I just want to be your you're gonna make me draw for
You didn't die
Yeah, we got it you have a no keep it blue keep it blue keep it blue. Yeah, I don't think she has
your dick your actually dick your actually dick
what do you have what do you have
what do I have what do I have
I have a yellow I have a green I have a red
it's a blue
he has a blue
he has a blue
he has a blue
no
are you swapping
oh my god Saturn hit him with the skip hit him with the skip
that was so sus that was so sus
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He's got a blue skip. He's got a blue skip.
You know what? Fuck you, pal.
Thank you for handing this to me.
It's a blue reverse here.
What the fuck is it?
Oh shit, what do you hold on to?
Don't give a turd.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
No!
I
Hold on Archon keep it. Can you make it blue? I give her a plus two. I
Can't bring it like a like
Is it a plus four? Oh
We're fucked we're fucked we're so fucked. I
Don't know what color she has
No green no green
Snitch
Hello
Hey
Keep it blue!
No no keep it blue I can plus two her
No do not keep it blue
Keep it blue
Do not keep it blue
Do not keep it blue
Keep it blue and do not skimp it
Do not keep it blue
She will win
She will win if we don't keep it blue
Keep it blue
Are you deaf?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh my god, yes!
There's no way that's the card I draw, holy.
I thought I could play a spell.
I thought I could place a plus two on top of it, but it's not working, it's so arsed in my hand right now dude.
I'm just going to need you to pick up another card.
Saturn, I actually meant that for you.
No, no.
Arcan, I actually meant that for you.
Wait, he's almost tapped!
Well, fuck me, man. Fuck me.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Now let me, let me sort the Raleigh's cards. Hold on a second, I'll get back to you.
I believe in you.
Actually, do you want mine playing some cards so we can, so we can, you know,
I know.
Cycled and through, I'd appreciate that.
Thank you.
Uh, thank you, Silver,
for the...
Oh, so everyone's got yellow.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How'd you...
What does he have? Is it a window?
No.
I don't know what I'm doing.
It doesn't matter.
Hello?
He's got green.
I certainly hope so with 21 cards in my hand.
I certainly hope I have 21 every color.
You know what?
There's no way.
Uh, we'll get a little skip.
That on your turn.
Okay.
Skip.
I'll let Elk and win.
Honestly, valid skip.
I can't work about it.
Okay.
I'll let him win, man.
No yellow on Saturn. I'm gonna be honest, I'm saying this shit is if I'm gonna remember and I'm not gonna.
Yeah.
That's the problem.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
It's all happening so suddenly.
Really?
I'm being laughed at now!
I don't even remember what I had!
Yeah, I know exactly what he's talking about.
No!
Poor fucking guy.
Can we cycle this around just a few more times, guys?
What?
I didn't even do it with his hand.
Who's responsibility was this?
Why is it so big?
Our con had it.
It's so big.
What?
What happened?
Get a few more.
Get a few more.
Pick up a couple more.
Rain!
Got it.
I hit on Saturn.
No.
Gotta hand this off to someone.
Sevens.
Saturn!
Really?
Please.
Enough.
Arkhan, what you got, bud?
I'm here.
Really?
That's a word to fuck it around with?
Not yet.
Please.
Please.
That is struggling on red.
You're welcome.
Oh, thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
Hey, you know what?
Let's bring it back.
You know what? I appreciate that.
Oh, thank you so much.
You know what? I feel like we got some cars to get rid of. Let's bring it back.
Let's bring it back. You know what? I love this. Uh-huh.
Must be nice to have the whole deck. Okay. Perfect. No change.
Hey, it's me.
I'm so sorry to do this no no I'm so sorry please I can look at this please oh
just got two red sevens the red six a blue four and the fucking wild cause
fucking snitch you little bitch seriously oh my god and you can't let me win one
fucking game wait two red sevens is that what I heard yeah these are from a long
time ago I think
I'm just going to waste you.
I'm going to get around a little bit.
Hmm, interesting.
You know what?
I'm going to get ready.
No, I regret it!
No, no.
Just swap it with me.
Have an idea.
Give me two.
Have an idea.
No, no, no. You don't want that.
It's got another seven.
It's fine, it's fine.
You're a bitch, man.
But I know this doesn't sound like it.
Don't worry, I'll take it.
No, don't worry, I'll take it.
No!
Wait, no, I won't take it!
No, wait. Hold on, hold, hold, hold.
You just switched around so much you lost.
I'm sorry, just gonna need to skip.
Oh, it'll swap a room.
Okay.
Ah, got it.
I won't tell you this.
Yeah, I don't know if I'll be alive today.
I think I'm gonna sleep for a long time today thank you for not cinching on the
cards is it that you're no offer that you didn't remember I respect that I'm
remembering. Why can't it be both? It can be. Thank you on his phone.
Arkhan no red.
Yeah, thanks for your good info.
I have no idea what anyone has at this point wait I have six seven
No, why have you has a seven I do I have a seven you have the seven so you can
wait so I just put down the six I just put down the six oh my god so it's I
I think it's red.
I think it's a red seven.
Hell, it's a red seven.
It's a red seven.
OK, so we're snitching.
We're telling everyone.
We're telling everyone all the details.
OK, all right.
Don't worry, it's coming.
Another one.
I'll have to stop you from here, okay?
Honestly, I'm fine, I'll have to at least once a week.
You got loaned to us or something, ew.
No, I just can't walk through the living room in the dark, you know, just to see if that
happens.
Honestly, I'm sort of kind of with you on that one.
You know, I can't wear my, so, contacts, I'm a diabetic and I wear a CGF.
I can't wear my CGF on the back of my arm because I'll like, like, rub up a little doorframe
walking behind it and it'll just like, ugh.
Oh, so you have a red.
No, I have a purple.
Okay, so cheating.
This sucks.
No red?
You have 13 cards and no red?
That is insane.
Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
I need to do something to shut up.
Okay, okay, I'll come just so it was like that you have long fucking toys
It talks like that
He definitely has a ride
There's someone to play the game who grams
No blues
Oh
I'm not somebody's got a second
Somebody's gonna have a seven
Just a green zero and three red and a yellow
Why are you doing that he has a red and a fucking yellow
So you don't have a blue.
Oh, you thought you got one on me.
No!
Whoa!
Who thought?
Guys, I have a yellow.
I have a blue.
I have a green.
I have a red.
I forgot what he has.
He has a red.
He has a red.
He has a red.
He has a red.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank god.
Don't worry Ray, you're not getting any cards out of this.
Don't worry. This deck's gonna be yours soon. Don't worry. No. Oh, just wait
Stocking it up for you. I'm sorry
Arkon, you know what I think you deserve a dub
Yeah, I'd like somebody else doesn't have a step in or zero on this fucking feeling
right definitely does with with her saying shit's gonna be swapping you
you know?
Yeah, but man...
Archon, hello?
I just gave you a...
I gave you a two-card! You're at seven, eight!
Nice!
I love digits!
Oh, brother.
You can't just...
I don't know what I just did. I pressed a card or anything.
Ha ha ha ha!
Not good.
Not good.
brother brother brother brother brother brother brother no not yellow
I wasn't the one who made you draw that many like you kind of were
I gave you like two cards you you have nine now it's not my fault
I
This is the worst fucking hand I've ever seen it can't be worse than mine. This is so bad
No, well Saturn you just got the worst hand according to her. Oh my god, this is actually worse than what I had
Really are gone really
That's what I'm gonna do?
What?
Give that shit back right now pal.
Alright, take it back.
So when I got this game, I was ended like several times.
I know.
You know, I don't fuck with this hand.
Fuck.
Damn, I don't fucking stand either.
Who's S10 was this?
You've come full circle now.
Thank you, thank you.
You really don't work full circle.
No, I can't remember anything.
I don't like feeling this.
Yeah, I'm tired.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
You're telling me those aren't sixes. It's a fucking nine.
Did you say you're gonna go solo queue?
What?
Are you actually a Valo?
Without us?
Bro, please.
I didn't say that. I didn't even tell you.
Anybody said anything about me having to be without you?
Are you trying to go to bed?
I'm hurt.
I don't know. Guys, I don't know that ranked fellow is the play after thinking so much.
Deadass made all of us better. Yeah, for some reason.
Maybe it's all better and I realized when we were playing earlier I had socks on so I was playing worse.
Ew, what's wrong with you?
Explain to me how you can wear socks inside. That's mind blowing to me.
I kind of have to because I have a ragdoll on our fur gets everywhere
So I don't like that
You know, it's just so much for everywhere and no matter what I do. I'm like vacuuming every single day
I would love an opportunity
no yellow you remember no done a fucking bitch
why do you hate me why do you hate me
I want to hear shit for me
I don't want to hear shit for me man that's what you sound like
I put a lot of impressions to me throughout my time and that was
Definitely not a thing.
And you're a dick, you're a dick, you're a dick, you're a dick, you're a dick.
I hope when you do laundry you're white shots turn pink, bro.
What?
Like a rock pink, that's fine.
Yeah, but I don't like the nice pink, like the pink, uh, you're supposed to be
back with the laundry, you know?
Man, I've never been good at insoles, my dad.
I'm actually not a non-Swanabal, I'm actually super fucking pissed about it.
Why are we going yellow? What's going on?
Don't skip me.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
She got over there Kirby.
No blues is what he's got.
Nice, your combo cards for you bud.
I hate you.
I hope it rains tomorrow, and I hope there's a leak in your roof, um...
That's terrible!
Because the leak is a bit excessive, that's not right.
No!
That's about done.
Arkhan's got red?
Hey, why are we... Pakawashi?
Uh, because you could potentially win.
I can't allow that to happen.
I'm just trying to get it off of you, you know what I'm saying?
Kirby does not have blue.
Clearly does not have green.
Fuck me.
Don't worry, he doesn't have green.
Are you fucking kidding me, man?
Are you kidding? I have lemon cards and what a single fucking green.
Hold on, Grey's been awfully quiet. She's only in four cards.
I'm trying so hard to remember what you guys have.
I know that curvy has no blue, and arcart has no green.
No, you don't have a single blue!
You don't have a single blue, I know this effect!
I remember!
Oh my god, Saturn has no green, arcart has no green, curvy has no blue.
Saturn only has blue cards!
She only has blue cards!
I'm gonna have to double you to the next person.
I'm gonna have to double you to the next person.
Oh my god.
I am gonna have four men.
You guys are bullies.
What is he having?
He doesn't have green.
He doesn't have green.
That's all I know.
Perfect.
What does he have? He doesn't have green. He doesn't have green. That's all I know perfect
Can you can you turn this green in any way? I can't what he can you?
And do you have a two? Oh?
I have this
It's a red five seven as a red five
You gotta change the color you gotta reverse you gotta change the color something
Nothing you'd have to draw at the draw. She's literally gonna fucking win the game
Let's draw 30 cards. She doesn't win the fucking game
You guys have no idea what I just grabbed
I'll find out right now actually
It is actually indeed over for you bitches.
What does that mean?
That's getting like multiple plus fours, like the multi-color thing, like...
Saturn don't tell them, but do not tell them.
Saturn, you have to.
There ain't even a soul in this game that's below six cards and we're fucking...
Fucking cry.
I'm fucking crying.
I'm fucking crying.
I'm crying right now.
Ray?
Ray, chat snitched.
Apparently they have all purple cards.
How'd you fucking know?
Chat, I told you.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a personal attack.
That was real messed up, actually.
Void, thank you so much for the raid.
to the raid, I hope you had a good stream.
I'm gonna burn my fucking house now.
Like, this is ridiculous.
Like, this is actually ridiculous.
Like, I'm so sick.
Give me your PC, folks, brother.
Thank you for the raid.
Uh, thank you, Stone, for giving us up.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Get that right.
Yeah, you can have us back.
It's crazy.
Thank you.
I'll take it back, it's okay.
Oh, thank you so much.
I'll be getting that back soon, don't you worry.
I'm fine.
You're not part of this.
Hello?
Hi, I'm actually here from...
Sorry, they're all orange.
Okay, actual odds, nothing personal.
It feels kind of personal if it was.
I would tell you, I don't think you would.
That's the unit implied that I would lie.
I watched you play Liars bar.
Yeah, why is it good lice bar? Okay? Well, just because you can't get a read on me doesn't mean I'm a good liar
I couldn't get a single read on you not even one
You're very late and a large majority of my life reading people in fact that I could not you know
Get anything on you in my game
Stay humble bro. Stay humble, man
Just no yellow no yellow no yellow on Saturn
Hmm. In fact, let me find out.
Oh.
Please.
Let me find out.
You're from our con stream.
No, bring it back!
Bring it back this way!
There's some fucking smetches in the room.
I just want to say I'm a snitch with nobody.
Okay.
We'll bring it back.
Hello?
Wait, what does Saturn have?
I don't know, I was going to find out.
It does have a blue.
No blue.
Oh.
Who the fuck said that, man, that guy?
Said what?
There's no way you have 11 cards and not a single one of them is...
Maybe I didn't want to use my special cards yet.
You got special cards in here, though?
Oh, I got special cards.
I got special cards.
special cards of these special things are like 13 cards in your drawing
you're a dick man I heard man I hope you need to get a like a week enough or
something that SMS that's like a very healthy teeth
good luck oh Saturn we have some pitches
Saturn's are all just pictures of cats yes they are they're all my cat they're
Oh my god.
I knew it.
Here from Braestream and Archon has all brown cards.
Why would you know that from Braestream?
What the fuck?
My chat is stupid.
Are they brown?
Hold one moment.
Archon, I'll get them back and let you guys know.
Yellow and blues, which I think is exactly what Archon has right now.
I don't do this.
It's okay.
I'm taking it.
Yallows and blues, yallows and blues, yallows and blues, yallows and blues.
Why are you such a son of a...
Yallows and blues, yallows and blues.
Blue and yellow, good song by the youth.
You're a bit, you're a bit, you're a bit, you're a bit, talking to a bit, you're a bit, you're a bit.
I might draw him with this mini-card.
I hope, you get that.
You can draw him.
do you know games usually take so no oh really I can they can actually yeah
we will just really fucking each other say we are hostage to you know we're
I'm gonna say this after
Ray and Saturn do you guys have plus twos yes?
Hey Saturn was this yet or was that a yes?
But if we give her four extra cards surely she can
Why am I drawing? I have 12 cards and I'm drawing!
Keep it blue, keep it blue.
Do you have a reverse? Do you have a reverse?
I got nothing! I got nooblin!
Keep it blue. Okay, here.
Nice.
What the fuck?
Hello?
I just drew that. It's not, it's not personal.
He hates me.
Okay, worked out. Well worked out. Well
Saturn do you have a plus two yet?
We can get her a plus two. Yeah, we need you to have a plus two
I pray
I didn't know you didn't have a red eight
What she got what she got our console the key
I don't remember
Are you serious?
What the hell?
You don't remember?
What?
Okay, any colors?
Yeah, there were definitely two colors in there.
Our color.
They're an actual ob.
I think it was blue and yellow.
So I now keep a red, oh, we're good, we're good.
Oh my god, this is disgusting, this is actually filthy, I'm going to throw up, I'm going to
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh my god this game is never ending.
She keeps throwing.
Her people hurt people.
Hey, no no no no no no no no no. Take that.
That's not necessary.
Really?
How are there still cards in this fuck ass deck?
like it just keeps pulling more and more oh my god I can't
no I'm sorry no no no no I'm sorry
She has no green.
You don't know that?
She has red.
She has red.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You just change it.
You don't know that.
I need a five head player.
Siri?
Okay.
I want you to think that I have red.
No, stop!
No!
No!
No!
Nice!
Nice
Don't we all
I'm really curious to know how my aim and valor will be in the state
You're gonna play Valor after this for reals?
I don't know.
I can't tell if I should or not.
If Archon is down, I don't know.
I'm thinking more like a skirmish just to see,
because like I'ma be honest, I'm pressing random button.
Whoops, already pressing random button, presume.
Whoops, there we go, we're good.
I don't know how things are going to go.
What's this possible?
is possible. What color does Saturn not have?
Archon, do you have a plus two? No.
You do now.
Oh, thanks. I appreciate it.
It's okay.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
She already has 20 cards, Saturn! Hello?
oh my god my cards are clumping together that's how many i have
i can't i can't how many of y'all are sitting on saturday
somebody's gonna have them six saturday
my bad
I
Got I have every color the fucking rainbow
Our kind I'm so sorry
They don't talk to me it's fine like I got it. I would dark and I would tell you if I didn't talk with you
You know, I believe it. Oh
Can you fuck with me?
As a bitch man.
There was zero hesitation in what that man said.
I've known this guy since like, Netflix with public days, right?
It was public, right?
It's been a while, man.
Oh, no.
Chame, you got skipped.
Skit.
Someone should remind Ray this is not Pokemon
I'm being grief you should be grateful for what you have
Oh my god.
This game is an ending.
Um, it's ending, but we're having two more cards.
Don't worry, this will be yours soon.
Guys, don't, don't reverse the order, please. Please, I'm begging.
Your dick. Your dick.
Oh my god.
That's really his memory.
Your internet connection.
I don't know what the longest game of Uno is.
No.
No.
I'm not even gonna say what you had fine now you said I have all green or yellow and blue
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you so much. I feel cured of my illness. I'm
no longer cured of my illness. She has 11 greens. I'm cured of my illness. I'm gonna
scream. I'm gonna scream. You guys pick the one color I don't have on this egg. You have
22 cards, how do you not have a red?
No, her red.
We have seven for the rest of us!
Sadder's hand is so bad.
Wait, it's 27 cards!
What the cap is 25?
That's crazy.
There's no way I'm drawing right now.
This is criminal.
Oh.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are we in panel?
Yeah, this is kind of crazy.
You're gonna make me draw cards right now?
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
You would, you monster!
I have no choice.
And Horgis' hand is like in Park Gatorade.
It is the worst hand out there.
Um...
It'll skip.
Okay.
I'm in hell.
I'm in hell.
I think the zero seven rule got a go.
I'm in hell.
I'm in hell I'm in hell. How do you guys like color red for hell?
I just want to point out I got fucking 25 cards and not a singular
Actually have 26 cards
guys I'm chillin' afraid I'm chillin'
this game actually isn't anything bad
right yeah
reverse thank you
thank you so much
you know what Archon how bad can this hand actually be
give us man. Oh, you're actually insane. I can't even see all the cars. I can't believe you did that. You monsters.
Why did you take that? I don't understand. I feel like fighting. I feel like fighting.
I think through the cards he has.
There's too many of me.
There's too many men.
Ron, don't you have anything for this?
Arkan, I'm beginning to think you're the problem.
Oh my, Ron.
I gave you a decent hand.
I'm sorry, I don't have a choice.
No.
It's okay. It's not you. It's me.
Who?
Alright, though. Give it to the next person.
Alright, triple it. Give it to the next person.
I know. Quadruple it. Give it to the next person.
Girl, you think that's a card you're set for?
I don't know how many.
You know what? Let's start it over.
Archon, you can take a couple cards.
Yeah. Take a couple cards and some more drinks.
I'm going to freak out.
I'm going to freak out.
There's no way.
Are we?
I actually don't think we can ever win.
Can we?
Actually, I got a tournament PCL.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We all have something.
They are gone
I've seen a game go on like this before
How long?
To be fair
It is well over an hour
I think it's already been an hour I think
A couple of years ago
a couple extra cards. Oh my gosh. Yeah, whatever. So you guys want to fucking play? I'll be
petty. Now, how come whoever's hand I just got has four of each color? How do you have
I have 18 cards with 4 of them.
Well, what is happening here?
Oh no, chat, I don't know if I've lost.
No, actually, it's already...
Yawning.
My eyes are fading away.
Don't worry. We're gonna run through this easy peasy.
That's possible.
This game has been going on for an hour and 22 minutes.
There's no way!
I'm sick.
Oh, it's me.
I'm the problem.
I'm sorry. You had nothing else to play. I had so much more to play. I have fourteen
cards
You're the fuck she used to color.
Saturn has no red.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Go ahead, draw another card.
I have no idea.
Or two.
No idea.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Did you like twelve cards?
Okay.
Okay, just go fuck myself.
Me?
Um...
You know what, Saturn doesn't have rad, right?
Mm-hmm.
It wasn't part of the plan.
That was not anticipated.
Oh, yoy?
Uh, no, is there?
I'm desperate.
I have 14 cards.
It's so funny when you have seven, you absolutely have to play them.
For that hand that has three is a fucking death drive.
There's zero in there, there's seven in there.
Like if you're not wearing it with that hand, like.
That's terrible.
I think it's not that one.
The summoners. It's so long ago.
Why?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean why.
Jesus, this isn't fun for you.
Sorry, you hate me.
Arcon, do you have plus twos?
No.
I'm so sorry
This is like, this is a diabolical, I'm not going to lie, this is actually a diabolical.
It's fine, there you go.
What kind of dog shit is this?
Did you have it for any?
What the hell is this?
I can take it back. Take it back right now. Take it back.
He will have a green one, okay? A green one.
I have nothing.
She lied.
It's actually yellow.
It's a green one.
She's lying. It's yellow.
He has a green one.
I'm...
Okay, well, I drew a blue one.
So if I played that, he would win.
Don't. He has a green one, I swear.
Do you know has a green one?
You're gonna give it to Saturn?
I called you fucking do again.
Like I'm actually, my brain is fucking broken right now.
Guys, I might just like hit the fucking power switch right fucking now in my face.
I'm so serious.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll take these.
There's so much more variety in them.
We're such a game.
No.
I keep forgetting your job.
Thank you.
Wait, I forgot what she had.
You got on me for that way even though he's fine. It's fine
Please let's end this game. I beg I beg
Well, basically that was on the right through stubborn
What do you say
One of us are leaving until this is over.
Yeah, I don't go ahead and keep drawing.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
We're gonna start drinking on a Sunday night.
I assumed that Monday was just, you know, Nolan Boyd, so.
Agreed.
I'm here for one.
Archon.
I don't fucking speak to you, man.
Don't speak to you!
I
Had to trim the in-game music off and put actually music on
I just off so long ago and just put the playlist on I feel like I'm in an elevator
You're still listening to
I've been how are you not just going bash it and say
The longest recorded marathon playing you know lasted 85 hours
I can't remember anything. I blink and it's all gone.
All right snitchers who's ditching who's ditching?
No more snitching.
Who's saying what?
No more snitch.
No more snitch.
Snitch.
You're dying.
You're fucking dying.
Okay, so y'all are just gonna, y'all are just gonna stay quiet.
Is that what's happening?
I don't have to remember what you had to.
It was four cards, Archon.
Yeah, I don't fucking remember. I feel like I've seen 400 cards for this game just in my hand alone.
What did I do to all of you?
We have way too many cards, right? I'm gonna be your so fucking appropriate. You picked up way too many cards.
Oh no, no. My turn. Not like this.
Oh, like this.
Saturn snitch?
What?
My eyes are almost squinting right now, bro.
It's green.
What?
You're smithing yourself?
You have cream? Why would you tell us that?
No!
That's all the cards I have!
We'll skip you though, for now.
Oh my god, I have this!
I don't have red.
I'm so
I'm so
I'm so
I'm so
I'm so
I'm still with the good times
No, I've been one game though
I'm playing after this game
I'll be there with you
Kirby you changed
What does that mean?
Yesterday's Kirby would be like I'm so down today's Kirby. Nah
My promise has always been I won't ever break the step
I'm here. I don't even care if I lose diamond. No, we're all getting a diamond.
I'm pretty sure I'm all of my promo game for diamond, I'm not even joking.
Okay, but what if we played East Coast so you could get the tired people, you know?
Yeah.
Oh, that was the wrong, oops.
What's your last car it better be green and hopefully this ends
Are you serious? At least you could have died as one.
Why'd you do that?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no!
You're so close!
You got reset to the fucking star.
Whose ideal is this, man?
Oh, my God, I'm prisoned up, though.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I just, it's Sundays, I just like my things off, but I don't see anything.
I love Monopoly, but I also appreciate friendship, you know, so like, I don't feel like it.
I feel like, you know, real friendship is molded in like screaming at each other though, and
I'm like...
I'd rather public parties than the monthly.
Somebody, you know, somebody, you know...
Somebody owns half the board and then some stupid shit and...
Why did I do this in fucking hate, brother?
I don't take mine. It's not worth it.
Thank you.
This is Madison, I'm gonna arrow.
Sorry.
Who know?
Bitch.
Hello!
You didn't hit me though.
There's no way that's coming from this.
I- I wanna go to bed.
Are we gonna just like really stop in here?
What's everyone's like stop sign?
I'm- I'm insanely stubborn.
I don't know.
What the capital is doing.
Is it bad that I don't know?
Let me find out.
Wait, when's your birthday?
Is that just dependent on your birthday?
Oh, I'm muted, yeah, it's your birthday?
June 15.
Jebediah?
No idea, let me find that.
I'm a Capricorn.
Oh my gosh, so am I!
Wait, what's your birthday?
January 8th?
My 18th!
Really?
I'm a Gemini.
Your January 14th?
Wait, we're all Capricorns?
What?
All right, listen, I know my place and I'll go fuck myself.
Wait, you love Capricorns, oh my god.
We're actually like the Capricorns.
Strengths.
Quick-witted, highly communicated.
I can't say that word, it's difficult.
Communicative?
Oh my god, I also can't say that word.
Communicative?
Communicative?
Communicative.
I can't say the word.
Oh my god.
I'm the most capricorn capricorn you'll ever meet.
The cap gang has a completely different meaning now.
Well yeah.
Were they saying that because of the hats or because of the capricorns?
I didn't think that.
I thought it was about the hats.
Because there was a group right?
Oh my god.
So it's got two plus twos.
Two were green and one was yellow.
2 plus 2's, 2 are green and the 1 is yellow.
2 of the cards are green and the 1 is yellow.
Why are we stitching?
Why are we stitching?
I hear you, I appreciate you, but I cannot retain any information right now.
You're right, this could have been an email, right?
It's alright.
I'm looking at that that word and it's hard to pronounce right now no
No, you can get that one.
Communicative.
Communicative?
That one, yep.
Communicative.
That's one.
Adaptable and naturally curious.
Okay.
Why, man?
Just let one of us win.
We're almost there.
I can feel it.
We've come so far.
That happened like five times
Somebody's gonna figure that somebody's gonna bring us home. I'm locking in as far as I can
Surely it isn't an RNG
You know what yeah, show them you could use a few more cards. This is never gonna end
Arcon I'm so sorry.
No I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No way.
You just got the fuck started.
Thanks for being here.
Oh my god, that's terrible.
That's the funniest shit.
Yeah, as soon as you're way through her down, I feel like you're laughing instantly.
You remember before Terry was there, he was down.
I was like, I can already see what's about to happen, man.
Oh my god.
That's so over, every man.
Why are you holding me now, man?
It's so over.
Damn.
Damn.
That shit was too good.
Oh come on, don't, don't do this to me.
This is the worst hand I've ever seen in my life.
You wanna see a different one?
Yeah, I do.
I actually think that Kirby's hand is most of this one.
Yeah, it's terrible.
God, this should must be a better one.
No, this is doable.
This is doable.
This is doable.
It's not.
Watch this.
Uh-huh.
I'm watching.
Oh my God.
No, Artyan, don't watch that.
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, what the fuck is dumbass?
Dumbass!
Stay and fuck this whole thing together man, like what is?
Hope you.
Dumbass.
Alright, I'm gonna make it worse.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Least amount of cards, but.
You're fine, darling.
Oh no.
Oh
Fuck don't worry. I'm not giving you any time to see the cards
Two greens one. Yes. Skip yellow skip one seven
Seven blue
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're not supposed to collect them all.
Oh.
Okay.
There's only so many, you know, hands I can get down to just a few before y'all run them back up.
Yeah, it's the same game. It's almost two hours. Come on. You're actually joking.
I'm a freak out, bro. I have a yellow and a red.
I think I can win I think I can win
I can win. I can do it. Come on.
I think they're fine.
Oh?
Oh?
He doesn't have blue, he doesn't have blue, he doesn't have blue, he doesn't have blue, he doesn't have blue.
Really
Hey guys, I can plus for him I can plus for him right now
No
The game was over
You held on to the car the game
I don't even crack open a red bull. None of us are leaving to a beef is game
Oh, I could go for like a triple Red Bull. I like a full of metal Red Bull. I like the belief everyone.
You know what, Archon? While we're at it, take a look at more.
Thanks, bud.
It's actually very kind of you. I really wanted to do it.
I know. I know.
I knew that. That's why I gave it to you.
I'm like Christmas colors I love this
Come on we got
Oh, okay.
Damn.
Okay.
Oh god.
Oh, Archon's got three cards.
He doesn't.
Archon's got five cards.
Great.
That's right.
Great.
He's got six.
Oh, man.
Oh, you know what? You know what, Saturn? Back to you.
Thanks, man. Back to you, Kirby.
I know you got those reds.
I wish.
Oh, no!
No reds, no reds for Kirby.
You calling me out for no reds?
Oh, guys, guys, guys, this is concerning.
What do I do?
Please, please, just please, guys, please, I just, no, please.
Do you have a color she has?
I have no idea what she has.
I'm keeping it green.
Wait, I could skip her with yellow.
She had a red, she had a, oh, well, I, well, I haven't,
I do have a green, I guess that's all I can do.
You don't have a green, do you?
Saturn.
Saturn.
Saturn.
We're not quitters. We're not quitters. Holy fuck, I wish we were sometimes holy fucker.
Oh, really? I'm getting the plus two?
Yeah, you're getting the plus two.
Oh my god.
We're being grea- we're being grea-ved!
What is this?
Oh my god, I don't know if I can take this anymore.
I could have ended the game if I didn't plus four or whatever our pun.
Yep.
Good ending.
Hey Saturn, what you got? Come on.
Fill the tea.
Oh, our card is what she's got.
Crepe-plus-school-uh!
Wait, no blue?
Crepe-plus-school.
Crepe-plus-school. Thank you for so being here.
No green.
English is hard.
Yeah.
I don't even know what she's saying.
language is fine. It is my first language.
So sadder. I'm gonna eat those cards. He's got two reds, uh, plus two and eight
one. You can remember that you haven't had
enough to drink. I, I, cheater. Yeah.
Oh my god, oh it's so over, it's so over man.
Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes.
Not like this, please.
No!
I'm sorry, bud
This is never gonna end.
You're not even mad.
Who let us play this dog shit game?
We knew we were getting into a doobie song.
Oh, oh, you really don't fuck with me
Yeah, I'm not listen I'm a stitch I got a plus four I'm awake for the I'm awake for this to be reversed Archon
You're getting it. It's yours, but it's got your name written all over it
I welcome him.
I'm in hell.
Happy birthday Ray.
I don't even remember what I had.
What you got?
I don't know.
I can't even see straight.
I'm sorry, that's what I would say.
Yeah, I'm sorry too, you should hold onto that karma.
Karma, karma, karma, karma karma.
Kara karma is about to be creeping up soon, don't you worry.
Oh, you want the cards to be yellow?
Okay.
Archon has four cards.
Let's make it blue.
You don't have to pay attention over here.
Nothing to see over here.
I don't know what you have.
Never mind.
It doesn't matter.
I don't want it anymore.
Every time I go along.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Archon as a good friend.
Yeah.
I'm a do you a solid.
Thanks.
I'mma do you a solid
That's good friend, I'mma do me a solid. Thank you so much
That's that's that earn back man. Oh no
I have no fucking idea what she has
I have no idea. Literally not a single Kramavaredhya.
Alright, no.
I might have to take more than one day off.
I think I'm sick forever.
I'm just never going to be able to play.
I want to stop coughing so bad and I don't know how.
It's been a month.
I can't believe it's been four weeks of me coughing.
What you doing, Ray?
I'm thinking so hard.
One second.
I'm thinking so hard.
Oh, no.
There's a Christmas color.
It's red and green, I think.
I'm not sure.
I think I should have done the opposite way first, because I only have to use it until...
Oh wait, Saturn has a green and a red.
Yeah, Saturn has a green and a red.
No I don't.
Yeah you do.
I don't.
You do.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
So you have a red.
She has a red.
She has a red.
I don't.
I don't, I don't, I don't.
Arkhan, keep it green.
How dare you lie to us.
Oh my god.
The red form.
It's red?
Yeah.
This is one.
Oh yeah, this is clearly green earlier.
I think I got it in my hand, you know.
Really?
We're just gonna take it back?
No, it's fine, then.
Good challenge, good challenge, good challenge.
Never even had the fucking option, bro, it didn't bother me.
Throw that, Arkhan.
Game over, man.
You can't even press a button, do you want to play Valorant?
Well, the button was even there, man.
Right, right.
Like, the story.
I'm both working it up on me.
Pick a lane, pick a lane.
Pick a lane, I've always been in the same lane.
Oh, I've valid some stuff, but I am.
My bed sounds great right now.
These are my people.
Makeup, what?
Sounded amazing.
Yes, I want to take my makeup off so bad.
I hate you.
I feel like I'm just coated in shit.
Right?
God.
I hate having it on for the song.
I'm saying.
Wait, chat's right.
None of you can drive right now, so there are no lanes.
Wow, bars.
Very whimsical stuff, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Arkan, I don't know what color you have, but I am going to skip you.
I love you.
I think it's red.
I think it's red, too.
I'm going to skip you.
Wait, we should change it.
Bad that's I have to change it change it change it you have to curvy all I have is a red
You have to draw no, I just picked another
Please please let it be over please do it. Oh, can you piece of shit?
Hit it. Yes. He's good a green. He's good a green. It's not red
What?
Since when?
What the fuck is happening?
This game is crazy.
It's like magic.
What did it turn not red?
I'm so convinced.
Blue balls for the end of this game
are set in different time.
Blue balls are so bad.
I'm sorry, I'm so...
Thank you.
I'm sorry, yuck.
This is so rough.
Guys, I just got a notification on my smartwatch that says...
stress high
also number one I'm not even stressed what the fuck is it saying
how does it even determine that
The Harvey Brunel, uh, not fucking anything.
Just make super nons go out, man.
Here we go.
Really.
So guys, it's about the end soon, right?
Don't jinx it, please.
That was so close.
Send it.
Hello?
Oh my god, we've been in this one game for two hours.
Is that on sale?
Oh my god, my volume went to zero.
Oh my god, my my volume went to zero somehow. I couldn't hear anyone. What's the help?
We just remember the right somehow try to get lemonade you got smirno-haweson's in
Honestly
Shout out for getting my tribe lemonade to begin with you inspired me
I'm just a believer that if I'm gonna be drinking something it better tastes good, you know
I was saying, like, if I'm going out and spending money on fucking alcohol, like, it needs to be, like, a cute little cocktail, you know?
Something sweet.
Listen, I've openly admit, alone? And be griefed?
When I turned 21 and went to a bar for the first time, I kid you not, this is not a joke.
I asked the bartender for the fridges thing they had and whatever the fuck it was was delicious and I don't know what it is
Oh yeah
I spent my twenty bust in Florida
So chicken's rusting the road
We're all going to be picking out caskets before this game end.
Excellent.
Honestly.
So Saturn, what color did you got?
You're big. You're actually big.
You can't be calling me under the four cards. Don't be silly.
really you're lucky I forgot wait a minute
what no no no wait why did you have no I needed that for my plan
I'm feeling spicy.
No!
Why did you not take her feet?
Actual off, man.
God, there are three sevens in there.
There's one more.
Okay, our card has one more seven.
What color is it?
I don't know, but it's in there.
Let's hope it's not green.
I think I have more.
Saturn.
I'm so done.
Oh my god.
Is that really?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Okay, I accidentally called you Juno twice.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
It's okay.
This sucks!
Hello?
I was raised so close.
I was raised so close.
I was raised so close.
There's so much of me feeling here.
This is literally Pogatory.
He's so close.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
You speak them out in the fucking Bible man.
I have to pee.
You're saying?
Like I take a potty.
I was literally just crashing out about that like a fucking ten minutes ago.
Is there a pause for me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we're so dumb.
Oh my god.
Is this why I'm doing it again?
What are you fucking hoarding over here for this is a crime. This is stockpiling
I
You were slurring your words wait someone no one heard a thing. We're good
oh my f***ing ball
no!
yeah, twice feather
yo, what if you did it again, dog?
What does it all mean?
What is it all about, maybe?
Why is it the way that it is?
Who invented all this?
Who decided that it would be this way?
Who are you people?
I don't even know what this is doing.
Why are we playing games at 3 AM?
It's 6 in the morning.
It's 5 in the morning.
Oh, my god.
None of y'all will be suggesting you know in the near future.
I believe that to be correct.
This makes me want to block Saturn.
What?
What do you mean?
Like, block how?
Oh.
Oh, no, I meant also literally.
I think I'm going to play spiritually mentally.
What have I done?
What did I do wrong?
Just you know.
This is your fault.
What was I supposed to do about it?
You could have been playing machine party man.
Wow, you like to be rolled?
You're watching out.
I will literally spend the next two weeks of my life grinding that game just to whoop your ass.
Oh my god, you'll never beat me I can tell.
Skill levels off the charts, right? I'll be here to double up on him and bully him off off maps
We can push people
To yellow plus twos and a red nine
You're gonna get a red nine.
Archon, you good?
Okay.
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
Hello.
Two yellow plus twos and a red nine.
Two yellow plus twos.
out of your zone.
Two yellow plus twos.
Let's be honest.
Uh, I would love the opportunity to play guys.
You don't know what either of them have, neither do I.
I hate you.
Maybe I should get a shit somewhere.
That is terrible.
Oh no!
I don't need anything.
Finally, it's over!
No!
Yes!
No!
Oh my god!
She had like a super high reaction.
I knew it was fake.
She was going to pull the trigger so fast that it was actually over.
I
why do I have an entire back in
very much yeah it's yellow plus two yellow plus two
yellow plus two
fucking up
I
Love how all of us are so stubborn
We could we could have allowed this game to end like an hour ago. No, I can't yeah, I agree. Oh
Fuck I don't know what she has
Okay, no chance it was a yellow.
Saddam, do you have any plus twos?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Why is there always a plus two?
We can't let this end.
We can't let this end.
Why am I drawing with 14 cards?
Whose dumb shit was this?
I don't know.
Whoa, I don't know what Arkhan has.
I don't know either.
Someone have a reverse?
Oh, jeez.
There's no, yeah.
You wanna help this man?
Oh, man.
No, no, Arkhan, what card do you have?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hopefully I changed it, because his sigh made me think he had a green.
I'm gonna fucking cry.
Did you have a green?
Mr. Prayer for times like this?
No!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Crissy!
Hello!
Crissy!
You're joking!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Listen, when he made that sound, I thought it was like, alright, it's finally over.
It's like, I drew a card that I didn't need to draw, just to change the color.
No!
The right side because Gray changed the color, and I wanted to have, you know,
crashed out of the body, but I was like, no, look at the map, it wasn't back.
Do you change your back?
No.
Devastating.
Holy shit, man.
It's over, guys.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I need to pee.
I'm getting on down.
Fuck.
You actually need so much to drink.
This is such a terrible idea.
Well, like, what if we...
But I'm down.
You guys are insane.
Actually insane.
Oh my God, Saturn, we have to play CS, please.
I'm down.
Say what?
Say what?
I don't know what run can.
I would always play with people who have like really high elo,
so I would get cut because of that.
What's your peak rank?
I have no idea.
I think my peak was like maybe 4,000.
You know what? Have a fun time.
I just didn't say anything.
If you ever want to play like Bobba Barney or...
What the hell? I'm not bad at it. It just depends on what you just did.
Okay, okay. We'll play. We'll play. We'll play.
We don't know.
I'm so dead.
I'll get better. I'll get better.
I have to hit 16K so far.
I know some really good CS players.
Wait, really?
Wait, I'll invite you to the CS Lovers Only Discord Channel here.
Yes.
All of you.
We're going to have a CS era out of my all of you.
I understand that.
Can I have a whole separate Discord for this?
Yes.
Yes.
for the channel. I love the CS with the pittie. Angel is so funny playing CS with. Angel Knives?
I love her. Oh my god, let me invite her to this. She's so funny. She's really good as well. I didn't know she was a CS player. Yeah, she is. Yeah, the only game that I play like off stream and stuff is CS.
and stuff is is CS like that is like the only FPS game that I play.
It's like my dog. I don't know.
Okay.
Okay. All right, thanks for the game, Saturn.
Thank you for the game. Bye.
Yeah, thanks for the game soon.
All right, guys. Have a good night. Have fun.
Have a good one.
Bye.
All right, I have to pee so bad. I'll be right back. All right. All right chat
I'm gonna play a little bit of out off stream. I don't think I'll be live today. I think I need to get my life together
I'll probably be off stream playing. I don't know what I'll do. Maybe I'll go live today. I don't know. We'll see
Thanks for watching
If you're on YouTube, we're rating our con. I think he'll be live. So I'll be on his stream for the rest of the ball of fame
What was that talk to who I
Missed it. I missed it. Yeah, I'm gonna end right by YouTube. Thanks for watching
I'm actually like
So down to never play UNO again for the rest of my life ever like actually ever I
Can't believe I think I'd be more excited to if I didn't have to pee so bad this whole time
All right, okay, I'm gonna end in raid
Thank you guys
see you guys it's not tomorrow or today then tomorrow not tomorrow