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Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Chicken. What the hell was that about?
Oh, brother.
Why did that happen?
It totally this stream ended. Oh, I probably can just split up into two streams now.
Hey, when it does that
So I think annoying
Dang it bro
Okay, well, I'm still here
Okay, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.
The sneaky litter box was effing cursed.
Oh my god, guys, that was so scary.
Clap if you were scared.
Clap if you were scared.
Were you scared?
I know that was scary.
That was scary.
Okay, well actually, I think that was good timing,
because I was kind of getting tired of Sims anyway.
I kind of want to play something else, but don't.
about me asking you to say 20 million games, but we're going to play something different.
So we're just going to just stretch out for a second.
Let's just stretch out for a second.
20 million games, 20 million games.
Uh, geez.
Um, do I still have the e-mode of me, so I'm going?
Do we still have that one?
Uh, oh, mini burger.
What's happening?
Dude.
Oh, I do.
Yes.
I love that e-mode.
Sorry, guys. Okay, also to let me actually
Message
Actually, I don't want to be annoying
Niko is supposed to come help me
Whenever he is back he was on he was like on vacation or something and then I asked him if he would come help me because
Someone came to look at my computer to see if, like, that it doesn't recognize that the ethernet cable is plugged into it, which is so awesome.
So there might be something like that needs to be fixed in the actual PC.
So, or, or, I don't know, so.
So I, and girl, you know, I don't know nothing about that.
So I gotta, I gotta get a professional in here.
So don't worry, we'll get that fixed eventually.
I'm sorry that it keeps burguring because right now,
well, I mean, ever since I have started streaming,
I have never used an ethernet.
I've only ever just raw dog to the Wi-Fi.
And I'd say, oh no, it's better, okay, it's better, okay.
For just raw doggy Wi-Fi for two years straight, it's been fine, it's been completely fine.
So with a few hiccups here and there, with a few hiccups here and there, but we will eventually get our ethernet, I promise.
The baby driver easy is always lurking, driver easy is always lurking.
Just a little burger here and there, a few burgers, a few fries, just in that's fine.
And that's completely fine.
So, yes, we're done with Sims for right now, we're done with Sims for right now.
We're going to play something else, but we're just going to hang out for a second.
We're just gonna hang out, hang out for a second, yeah.
W top 10 female streamers of December by the way.
Really? I made it!
Oh yeah, let me see. Send me that link.
Let me see that.
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 burgers and 55 fries.
Let me see that.
Let me get a look at that.
Get a look at that, a look at that.
I'll try to keep everybody's shoes.
Okay.
Bitch, I can't see.
Okay, oh, here it is, let's see that.
Yes, look at me!
Number eight, I did it.
And I don't have Twitter so they couldn't tag me.
I did it.
That is awesome.
Hell yes.
Yes.
Cool.
That is fucking awesome dude.
That's so crazy to see.
That's so crazy to see. I think I was I
Think I in like June I was up like I was like top five which is so crazy
Why don't I have a Twitter cuz fuck that god forsaken website and
It's scary over there and I don't like it. Okay. I'm gonna watch the heated rivalry at it
But I'm not gonna show you I'm just gonna watch it on my own cuz I heard it's a little too
Oh, I already got it in the head there
Say no more to me, we never sure if we get the-
But I think when I'm ready to go, we ain't-
I can't accept what the chef is about.
How can I pretend that they're taking me to class?
I gotta swear when you're bringing the law.
I mean, we're not seeing someone else.
I guess, we'll see.
Biggo, free.
I'll.
Biggo, true.
Why are you sitting there, flex?
What?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow!
Great, can you really see?
Oh, you can't know how you'd probably see his butt cheeks right now, because that's what I had it.
Whoa!
Okay, I close the tap.
That was the best heated rivalry I've seen.
Horny on May, literally, horny on May, right?
That has warning on me like what? Show it to me, I show!
Okay, okay, that was really honestly amazing and
Yeah, I
Don't know if I'm gonna if I should be the one responsible to send that link
But I
I haven't seen heated rivalry, which one is the bottom?
So shame is the bottom.
So that would be Shane Hollander.
How about an accidental repo?
So it actually got taken down.
It actually got taken down on TikTok
because it was too much for TikTok.
But it is great. That was really good. So it's on Google Drive. So it's on Google Drive.
You
You
You
You
You
I'm gonna get over the right size.
Okay, yes.
Okay, I got this one.
Cute and this one is so cute it's like so cute it's probably going to come and
it's going to be like one pixel it's going to look like shit but that's fine I don't
care I didn't get them that big I got them 16 by 24 so that's not that big right that's
like that, I think.
There you go.
Q, look at me, Q, duh.
That's huge.
No, it's not.
16 right 24.
Supposed to start like that.
24 inches.
This is like a foot, that's like two feet, right?
Maybe like a little bit, okay.
Okay.
Anyway, that's what I got, that's what I got.
For a photo that's, it's a post story, it's a post story.
It's a post story, by you.
I think that's the size of a poster.
Feet or inches, it's, yes, it's 24 feet tall.
It's actually the size of my tire apartment.
Like me like guys
Guys
It's gonna be okay
It's gonna be okay. Yeah, I actually gonna make it my flooring like in Sims. I'm gonna redo my whole floor, but it's just gonna be
It's just gonna be that picture
I'm gonna buy a billboard
I'm inside my window. I thought I'm just gonna plaster it on that
And then I'm just going to plaster around that.
Yeah, but yeah, anyway, so speaking of, well, actually not speaking of anything.
Someone in the comments is something about Valentine's Day and everybody's me.
I'm cooking up something crazy.
I'm going to have some exclusive Valentine's Day merch.
I know that I actually said that I was not going to do numerous, but we actually are.
We're going to do a few things for Valentine's Day, either two or three things.
Four Valentine's Day.
So get on that.
It's going to be a limited stock.
So if you want that, you know, let me know.
Still working out to see if this party that I'm trying to do is something that will happen
as well, so we'll keep you posted on that as well. But yes, so Valentine's Day merch is in the
works. So it might sell out immediately, yes, it might actually. So, but maybe we'll try to
do a restock, but it won't be like right in time for the drop will probably be on or around Valentine's
today, but yeah, and of course Patreon early release, yes. Any vlogs coming up? Yes. I
have to post one on the 15th. Do I know what it is? No! But I'm going to figure out
if anyone has any vlogs suggestions, please let me know. I need to hit a vlog this
This week, Modern Blueberry with the Resub FWX music with A-Risa. Thank you.
So, I got a hit of log, got a hit of log, got a hit of log.
Yes, girl. I got a schedule now, baby. This is like girl. We are weird on schedules, baby. I got
I got Patreon to do. Yes, maybe girl we have to.
Let me see.
So what can I do? What can I do that you guys want to see? It could be anything.
Corazone, tattoo! Hey!
It's with the five. Thank you, Corazone.
Also speaking, it works Corazone.
Made my cute,
QP on the Halloween shirt.
Horace back riding don't even tell Lawrence about that dude. I've been telling Lawrence
and we're going to do the horseback riding for so long. We need to do that. Okay. Oh
meagled for Patreon. Yes. I have been saying that I'm going to do that. That actually
is a good idea. I will do that for one of the Patreon videos this month. I did say that
And I was gonna do that.
I learned a craft cooking in the verse.
I'm...
And take a small spa day.
could be fun. I know I could do something with Jill and Christina since they're back.
We could do something fun. We could do the thing where we go thrifting and then try on the
question.
Cat cafe. I mean that would be actually that would be fun. There is a cute cat cafe that
I go to some time. Then we all do that. They go go there. They'll hit them up and ask
if I could come do a video there.
There is one that I go to sometimes that I haven't gone like for a vlog.
I'll message that one ask if I can come.
I'll see.
Okay, you guys got some good ideas, you guys got some good ideas, I can make a whole thing out of that because that
That thrift shop is actually the thrift shop.
That cafe is right next to Vivian Westwood, and someone said, go to Vivian Westwood shopping again.
You don't have to tell me twice to go into that goddamn store.
Okay, and then maybe I'll go do something else after there's a few other places.
Escape room with Dylan, Christina, would be good too.
That's good.
Go suck.
You will never in your life, and I know I've said this before, but for some of the people
that are new here, you will never in your life see me doing any
think goes related, never in your life. So I just want to let you know if you just throw
that hope out the window, you will never in your life see me doing anything like that. Never.
No haunted, nothing, no ghost, nothing, no cemetery, nothing, no, none of that. Thank you so much.
I couldn't even play a virtual assistant because of the beginning so that this game might make you
you freak out in real life or something like that.
No, no, thank you.
I'm not hungry.
So yeah, so no thanks.
The haunted house the other day was enough.
Yes it was.
The haunted house that I did in the other day.
See that was plenty.
That was plenty.
That was plenty.
So, yeah, I wouldn't do any of that, I wouldn't do any of that.
Okay, you guys got some good suggestions, you guys got some good ideas, you guys got some good ideas,
there's definitely some good ones in here.
Which time is it for you?
It is 943 pm.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
we shall do that. We shall do these things.
It sucks because some of the things,
as far as for YouTube, some of the things,
that I want to do, depending on where it is,
like if they're playing loud ass music and shit,
Dude you literally YouTube. Oh my god when it comes to copy right you literally can go
Ha and YouTube's like oh copy right. Oh my god. No, you know, no, no, no, no like like I swear to I literally
I swear to God. There's literally a clip of me and
I literally said in the in the in the
The wall more I was at Walmart shopping for the Angel Tree. I literally said can we pretend that air planes in the night sky or like
Arthur's present. Copy written. Oh copy right now you and Haley Williams got to share that. Okay
You know, hey, I and Haley I love you. I love you. I love you. So like Haley you can have a little bit of that coin
But maybe girl I don't sound nothing like you like I don't even like
y'all strict over here
Straight straight to be OB money going straight to Haley and be OB. Oh, okay
Okay, well I'm flattered I know because you even do like it doesn't even help me the music playing
Oh, forget it if the music is playing just even barely in the background
You're screwed you're not your whole video's cooked
It's just but even even if you fucking like do it they are they literally are so
Boom, I'm like dang bro, it's crazy
So yeah, that's why a lot of this stuff, if I'm doing like when we went to top golf or of course the Halloween party and then if I'm going to do a BTA, if I end up doing the Valentine's Day party, I'm going to do a BTA.
So the Valentine's Day party and that's going to go on Patreon too, but she's like that, it's got to go on Patreon.
Like I literally have to go on Patreon. I got on choice.
I don't know, I don't know, joys, um, so yeah, but it's fun over there, it's fun over there on Patreon, it's fun over there on Patreon, it's fun, actually let's see, let's, let me just let me see can I pull up my own right now?
Let me see if I can pull up some of my favorite moments on there.
How do I go to my own page?
Can I just see my own?
Why can I see all my own videos like in one place?
There we go.
Okay, let's watch some clips that I like.
Christmas light show. Let's see. Okay we had. Okay I'm gonna pick my favorite part of
every video. Okay this is probably my favorite part. Let me see if I can find it. I just
just like right around here. Okay it's a little bit right here.
Bro this is actually really good too. That's fucking cool. Look at they just turn this. Yeah no it's
It's crazy, this Christmas maze, this one.
Looks for kids, it's like,
we can, we can, we can see out of it.
Yeah, we can.
All right, we're going to do the maze
while we wait for Christina's drink.
Where's the star?
Is this the start?
All right, go.
Good luck.
Racist, speedrun.
Tune weight.
The kid's hiding in the corner.
Just hit your home.
It's like, you can not check it on.
You just had to put your food.
I'm looking for him.
I'm going to go, oh, I'm going to be like,
who was baby was that?
Who's that?
Who's Evan Baby was that?
Oh my God, are we in this part?
It just saved me.
And then, and then this part,
and then I like this part too.
You're about the way out.
Oh, which way?
This way?
Oh, thank you.
This sweet little girl.
She's the eye in the way.
I'm going to close.
I got a forward like shot!
That was gay on Monday.
I was gay on Monday.
Thank you.
Okay, that was my favorite part of that video.
Okay, medieval times.
Okay, this is my favorite part of the medieval times.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back.
Let me see if I can.
I'm going to sit.
I may not be for this.
Last.
Why not?
I'm not going to have to do this.
I'm going to have to do this.
What happened?
I owe a lot, oh shit, I should have so jokes.
YAH!
Dang it, I'm not going to be able to effing find it.
I had to have to have been before this.
There's one he was getting out the roses
and then he gave one to all of.
And then last got sad.
Okay, so...
Okay, I don't think I'm going to find it, but that, that's it, that's it, this one.
Oh my god.
It's later really, I feel like they gave up the roses so early.
They gave up the roses before they fought.
Surely.
Yeah.
Oh, I actually know this part is one of my favorites too, although I over here.
I'll be out in the car.
I don't know.
Is it really?
Nope.
No, it's really damn.
Hey, you did so cool.
Sorry.
Y'all killed it.
You should check it in the car.
Oh.
Okay, not that one.
Okay, okay.
Wow.
Well, that car will be out in the car.
That's a really cool car.
This car is great.
Oh my god, oh who is this from Tio Taco if any of the Elevino may know how much
the Taco Famer appreciates her and you all for hanging out with us the other night.
Please do I know it's hard to see my message.
We love her for that.
We appreciate you all so much.
I'm glad you're so welcome.
I hope you guys had fun and good luck and have fun with your taco around the country tour
Whoa, okay Halloween party. Let's see what's my favorite part of the Halloween party
We got back when I had hair
Watching my video
You got this this thing was like so fucking surreal
I shit was so fucking awesome. Let me see. I wait. Okay, hold on this this actually I already know my favorite part
Look at you, it's so cool
Look at my children
Okay, hold on
Here's a girl, son.
Oh, son, I shot!
I don't know if it's a fucking screaming.
I was like, really scared.
The first time in Gamma, he is.
That's where I want to be.
Get it!
Woo!
I love that person behind the camera, whoever is fucking screaming, dude.
No, they were screaming because they were excited because it's ethics.
You
You
You
You
You
Yeah, I'm on a Sunday, let's go out.
No!
No!
What the hell are you doing?
Yeah, what the hell!
This is like a tied-out.
No, cause I died.
Yeah.
That's my mom like that's really my mom and I remember when when the episode was like when when
When she first was on her season. I was like, oh my god, like at first I was like, I can't stand her. Oh my god
Like she just they but then I was like wait. No, she's just like like I first I was like wait
No, I thought that she was like dead ass fucking serious, but she looked once I realized that everything was kind of like a joke for her
And she was just like not like a joke when she was just like no like like I was like wait
You know, this is comedy, we know, I'm obsessed with her.
Like, he turned around into one.
Like, she was just there for the fun.
Like, I got this like, wait, no, I fucking love her.
Oh, wait, wait.
Like, God, she's just here for fucking shit's engaged.
Like, of course.
And then once I found the kind of this is plain sister,
like, okay, it's all making sense.
Like, I was like, no, wait.
Oh, I fucking love her.
No, I was like, okay, this is, this is so good.
So good.
And then top golf with Jill and Christina.
And, and where's her?
So, thanks.
And then what's a good part in this one? I like the end when we're all like fucking around at the park
And me and Lauren's raised and of course I was gonna win
That's what we should have done okay place your bads. What do you think when's this race?
Okay, it was close. Yeah, it was close. It was close. It was close.
Okay, then we do it in the water.
Shadow boxing.
Oh, I mean, no.
Oh, let me do it right now.
The glare is crazy. Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
No, it's he's, it's like 87 feet long.
It's not allowed.
Oh.
I can't just sign the light.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
A little chemical warfare, never heard anybody.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna push you back my meat beach.
The, uh, the hell's that flop in here?
The under angle? It's so good.
That's not more time.
Where's the underangle match this so good?
That's so fat piss.
Oh yeah, why do you put that in your head and it's like pray?
That's what I looked like.
Okay, also I got a bruise from that that hurt really bad
That hurt really that I got a really bad bruise that's what kicking is my way
And then
And then the first one is the strip club this one year no strip club of me not working at the strip
Well, that's a great angle. Look at my son me not working at the strip club for a year
So I went back
She's in the world, it's a sandstorm.
That's your fucking must.
The best one she's in the world is a sandstorm, so...
Yeah!
Yeah!
I got it!
You're so kind of old-blood, huh?
And you're just constantly being...
Oh God, Mary.
When he puts me in a high-toe for example, to be I see.
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just a little bit like a pro.
Yeah!
I'm just a little bit like a pro.
I'm just like a pro.
I'm just like a pro.
Because imagine, just imagine me in Rachel and a VIP room for this and just imagine this for like a good 30 minutes. We have to be in this room and
This customer and he was this young. He was a sweet guy definitely on the spectrum sweet heart, okay?
And he was like, can I tie you guy, I was like, sure, he brought like this like flimsy rope. I'm like
I don't give a damn whatever
Ties Rachel like but not enough to where it's like you can't whatever and then he's just like sitting on
Her lap and Rachel was just like
And it was just the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'll rest me daddy
And I literally was like, oh, okay, well maybe we should like get off or like I did it
I went to do like genuinely what the fuck do you do like oh my god, that's shit
And then when killed me he was like can y'all kiss we were like no
We were like no like baby that's my brother
Because that's my sister like no, I met he was like well, some of the other girls do
I'm like then well, then you should have paid them then now
I was like, okay, well, it's already day disappoint, like the fuck is wrong with you. Now kids. Oh hell no
And you got a lady got an extra money. So you got a you got a couple of hudnau
You know what you're me
Come on
Oh, I know come on. No free extra year re now if you want that extra year re you're gonna have to pay for that
You want that extra year you're going to have to pay for that.
Oh my god.
She's so bro me and Rachel got stories for days when it comes to the club.
Oh my god.
We got stories for days.
Yeah, those are my Patreon videos that I have up as of right now because I started
it in October.
I do two videos a month.
So yeah, if you would like to subscribe, it's five dollars a month.
It's cheaper if you do it on desktop than on mobile, but it's a fun. We have a fun time
We have a fun time and when the video is released
I do them as live drops so you guys can all watch them at the same time and like comment live while you're watching and it's really fun
so
Yay
So it's pretty fun and you could watch all the other videos that you haven't like
You could just watch them all like all of them like they sell save so you can go back and watch the rest of them
So yes, how you filmed your next one? No, but I will do it. I will do it soon.
But yeah, it's really fun. It's really fun. It's really fun. No, this is not an American
girl doll. It's a rap. Hi, my mobile phone. What are you doing? You make the tree
you said? That's gone forever and ever and ever until next year. Oh, he's a little sad about
and he's a little shy about that.
Okay.
I'm sorry, but you can't keep eating.
You can't not keep eating the Christmas tree.
You can not keep eating the Christmas tree.
So next year, yeah, she'll next until this year get it.
Cause it's okay.
Yes, me and Rachel are still friends, me and Rachel are still friends, everyone always asks
me and Rachel are not friends anymore, no we are still friends, but I feel like just
because we don't work at the club, I don't see her as often obviously because we were
just like we would always see each other all the day in time because we were both
work like, I think five to six days a week, we were in like the height of our dancing.
We were together all the time. And, um, I love Rachel. I love Rachel to death. I mean,
she's, she's a, a great person, but I do feel like outside of work, our interests are a
little bit different. So I feel like we don't always hang out in that sense because we just,
like, she's a party girl. She's a party girl. And I love that for her. And that's fine,
But like a lot of the time like even when we did work I'd be like, well, you come out with me
I'd be like, let's go out and then she'd be like, well, bitch if I go out
I'm gonna be out bitch you're gonna let it go home at one a.m.
So like when we wouldn't go out because we would have to completely different like
Ideas of what going out is so there's just shit like that. So
So yeah, she's also a Virgo. She's also a Virgo, but we're like completely opposite
Yeah
never bring back the podcast you know what episode number it'll be oh my god
6.7. If I brought back the podcast right now, it would be episode 6.7.
Oh my God, I can never bring it back. I can never bring it back. It's a sign. I predicted
six, seven before it happened. I knew not to do it. I knew something inside it and you told me I couldn't do it.
I feel the prophecy. Six, seven, a wrap, a boy.
Oh my goodness. Just skip to 68 like school books we'll do it.
You think they probably fucking will wait, we'll do, they're actually going to do that.
They probably will.
Have you seen the Gypsy Rose Vits? I've seen some of them.
I saw one of her being like saying that she's a vampire.
Like, he's a vampire or something? I don't know. Well, they're old.
Again, how are these just coming out now?
How are these just coming out now?
That's why I'm confused about
Too many bought them. We bought them
It's raining, bro.
I'm just reading, I'm just reading, I'm just reading, I'm just reading.
Yes, me, Julia to Ash be our going to be, we're at 6.7 views. Me, me, me, me, Julian and Ash, we are going to be playing peaks together on Thursday, and then potentially actually have to see if he takes me back. I'm so glad. I've been so bad with texting lately, I need to.
Oh, I'm the one who didn't text him back. Okay, great.
Me and Barley. Me and Barley might do a stream.
Yes, she didn't text me back. Me and Barley are by doing a stream on Friday.
So
We are
Barley Barley, Burley, Burley, Bur of course. I sat with him at the table at Schremer Awards. He's a fruity. He's gay. He cooks on stream and he has a really bad microphone. Barley
Come on bro.
I don't know what we're going to do. That's actually what I just texted me about.
That's why I just texted me about.
Someone said barley or Katie.
Okay, Katie is neither gay or a furry. You know that.
She is straight and she's not a furry.
So, you know that. Okay, actually Katie's only one of those things. So I'm only gonna, I'm gonna let you guess which one.
Right, right, right, right, two truths in a live. Next time she streams, she opens her closet of a fur suit falls out. Oh, shit.
see, see, it's out. Okay, there's also quite literal footage of me and for
suits on here, so also too, I can't deny the furry allegations either. I will say
though, I don't know how far he's doing in the sense that like y'all, it's so
hot in them dang suits, it's so hot in them dang suits. No, baby before
Squirrel girl, baby before Squirrel girl. It's right there, can somebody, can somebody send it as a big emo?
Can we can we send it as a big one so we could see that please?
Me and the first
Can we get someone to do that to send it as the big one?
So it'll be so kind to use their bits to do that?
Who got some extra bits later out anyone?
Anyone
Okay, well let me, okay, let me see maybe if I could just, okay, okay, let me check in for an LMAs
for suit.
Oh, there it is, story hearts.
Thank you, story hearts.
Okay, I'm actually able to pull it up here and actually able to pull it up here.
I was able to, this is kind of killing me.
And then, that does kind of look like me, though, that does kind of look like me, though,
What? Wait, how much is it worth? Where to buy?
How to wash? How to clean? What is this?
Holy fuck! Oh my god! Oh shit, what just like a little picture next to it? Oh god, that is fucking comedy right there.
Oh my god, that is fucking comedy.
Oh geez, okay, well there isn't seem to be any pictures of me
if you could take from vanilla-mase first suit.
You'd be surprised, nothing really comes up
of me wearing that.
So it's more just people drawing their little first owners
of me, which are skewed sweet, but that seems to be lost.
Um, lost footage as far as Google images goes, but oh my god man that was a fun one. That was a fun one.
Do you got any clips from that? Maybe if I can go find some clips from that or something?
Okay, I just want to show some of the people who've never seen that before. But anyway, oh my god, it's hot as f in them dang suits.
It's hot as f in them dang suits.
And then like the kissy missy like that, like how to fuck do y'all and that's not even um and that's not even like
actual like first suits
girl like are you serious?
And then you got a little convention wearing that and it's like, oh no, I'd pass out and I know something
I have like fans and aces inside of their ship, but I just like
Kissy isn't afraid she's not but the suit
I had to wear the suit and then the incident happened that day. Then the kissy incident happened that day and I'm blaming that on the suit too. I'm blaming that on the suit as well.
as well. So I just had to have a bad relationship with for suits. So it's just not
something that I like to do. I got spring lock inside of a yes. I did. And the only thing
that was able to make it out safely was my my nipple unfortunately live on stream but that's you know
what it's just what it just it's just what has it has to happen sometimes it was a kissing nippy
I'll kill you I'll kill you
everyone got nipples girl like oh you don't gotta tell me please you don't gonna I got to tell me
That was a sex worker, please. I mean, if there's anyone up to pop some nipple out of me, please, I don't even have a damn.
I don't even have a damn.
But it just, I just didn't think what happened here on Twitch with all of you that I consider my children. That just was not.
I just did not, the nips of 87, yeah, I was looking at the nips of 87, literally the nips of 87, like, dude, I feel like every good streamer has had a nips lip though.
Some people even have three nipples, so just think that's, there's more nipple than people, that's actually very true, thank you Nick, that's some good insight right there.
Um, so yeah, every good stream is how it nips it.
I'm just gonna make sure that there's a lot more of you that are not gonna be a real
bearer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but I feel like people piss me off because I'm like I feel like
Would like it like an actress or something? It's like if there's like an actress and it's like a scene where she's like getting changed or whatever
And she's like kind of her titties out or whatever
It's like it's so avant-garde and cap. It's like oh, but then when I do it on the whole like the hell like
What do you say fuck me for?
No, you want to know what, and you want to know what, and I love that.
The first five seconds of I love LA, Rachel Senate, full blown cities, and, you know what?
Yes, like that's what we need to be doing.
That's what we need to be doing.
That's what we need to be doing.
Because it was just so casual.
Is it casual now and we're titties out in the back of my car?
T titties out in my kissing misty suit.
And I'm on the stream, did you see my nip?
Free the KC 2026. Just free the KC. Find the no, okay. I don't know that song like that. Okay, so.
Okay, so. Everybody take your KC out. KC is such a crazy fucking word to describe something like, and I'm not even saying what it is.
I'm not even saying what it is, but you could just, you could just, you could just like, it could be whatever.
Like, take your kissy out.
Let me see that kissy.
Like, you got that kissy on you right now. Let me see that.
My what?
My what?
What? Let me see that kissy. Come on.
oh my god oh my god oh oh my god oh I'm like a mind to be with like guys like
try to use like different words for like something like oh my god I'm trying to
think of like an instance where like a guy used to word that I was like what did
you just say to me? oh my god should I tell the story for the people okay you know
know what.
Well, I'm about to be very open and honest and vulnerable with you, right?
With you guys right now, because only the OGs know this story.
So, it was one night in 2018 and I was working as a working girl does, and I was working
at the club.
And this was the first year of me ever being a dancer, so I was, you know, very new to
the industry.
I would, a baby in the industry, if you will, working and working for some dollars and this
gentleman decided that he wanted to take me to the VIP room.
So here we were in the VIP room.
I'm getting paid, having a good time drinking champagne and making money.
Fairly Voldemort, we're all there for me, get titties out, so just imagine that, yeah.
So titties out, drinking champagne, dancing around, having a good time.
All of a sudden this man looks at me, right in my eyes.
And he says,
I just love your titties, I just love them.
They're just like, they're just like orangutan titties.
Suddenly, all of the air, all of the air left my lungs.
I didn't even have, I didn't even process what was said to me.
So I said, what, because that was all that I could,
that those are the only words that I could utter out of my mouth.
I was like, yeah, they're just like,
just like fucking orangutane tits.
I love them.
And all I could do was laugh.
All I could do was giggle.
Because what else could you do?
Something for a day orange?
Okay.
Because what else can you do in that moment?
But laugh.
I just giggled an act like I didn't hear it.
And then we just went on with the night.
And it was fine.
And he paid me a lot of money.
And so that's really the reason why that I am a gay little monkey.
And why I wear so many brown outfits?
That is the reason why
And I'll never forget that
That's not that I'll never leave my mind. I will always remember that
And that man probably went on that day and he probably didn't even remember that he said that but I won't that will stay my mind forever
And also to hold on
Okay, so I need you to look, okay, also the way I spelled orangutan, which should be illegal.
The way I just spelled orangutan should be illegal.
Okay, you can't even see it because my camera's covering. Okay, so first of all, mind you.
I was about three pounds skinnier, so my boobs were smaller, but okay, so I'm going to show you a picture really quick, so let's just like find a good picture, okay.
Okay, that's this knees, never mind, that's literally his knees, okay.
Okay, you're not gonna make me do, you're not gonna make me type in orangutan boobs.
Are you okay, I'm guessing I'm going down.
Okay, um, so guys, I, okay, so I just need to let you know, though,
And I wish that I could do this with, okay, so I wish that I could do this without like showing you my tits
But I promise they don't look like
But I just promise you they didn't look like that. So that's why I just really was just really confused
Like that's where I just was like oh, okay?
I just didn't know what he meant by that, and that's where I really was just, no, don't have long nipples, don't got long on nipples, like none of those features, and shout out to the girls with long on nipples, but I just don't have, so I don't know, I just don't know, with that came from.
I don't know.
Long on lips are cute, long on lips are cute, don't get me wrong.
But I just, I don't know.
Were they hairy?
No.
No, none of the things that...
Just don't know.
Here's the original clip of me telling it.
Oh my god, Alandra, a black top, ball blonde, same haircut, almost two years ago.
Oh wow, how time flies.
He just have like a rangatang titties.
And there it is, there's all the proof that you need it, there's all the proof that you need it.
So, okay, I'll tell you another story.
There was one time there was this man that came into the club and English was not his first language.
first language English was not his first language. I don't know what his first language was, but it was not English and that's
completely fine, but just so you could paint the picture here. And I was on stage, I was on stage and
he was tipping me and then imagine this is a kind of a smaller man. He was on the smaller side of, you know,
he was a smaller man and he was tipping me so I went over to him and first thing that he said he was like
wow you're so big you're so big lady you're such a big lady
Big big, so big lady
I was like yes, yes
Yes, yes, yes
You so big but let's okay
Okay, but I just need you to know that he was living, okay? So before before you
everyone gets defensive he was living, okay? He was getting his life. He was getting
his life. So I was like, well yes, well yes, absolutely. He just couldn't believe
his eyes. He just couldn't believe his eyes. And he was having a very fun time. And he
had fun with that. And he had fun with that. And that's okay.
Be it! You're so big! And I loved, and you know what, I love that guy. And I hope
but he's doing well.
And he was three apples, Charles.
Yes.
And he had fun with the big lady.
He did.
He did have fun.
He did have fun with the big lady.
And um...
Actually, I'm trying to figure some other stories.
Can we turn the music off?
No, it really adds to it.
I think the music really adds to it.
Let me see.
Okay, one time I was at the club.
I was working with a normal shift.
In the front of mind, she goes and she does a dance.
The guy, she goes and does a dance.
They're going for a little bit.
We come back, we'll do 20 minutes later.
She goes to the bathroom, she goes,
she does a couple things, and then she comes
and she sits over with me.
She's like, my God.
you're not going to believe it.
The guy that I just did a dance with.
He wanted me to pee in his mouth.
I was like, what?
And she was like, yeah, she was like,
not you, she didn't give a damn.
I'm sure he paid her a good amount.
She was like, I tried, I squatted over his face, I tried.
She's like, I tried, I just couldn't do it.
And I was like, okay, well, that would probably
would have been bad anyway, because you'd
repeat all over the carpet and then we will, you know,
anywhere.
Okay, I'm glad you didn't, you couldn't do it.
She was like, yeah.
Will you see him over there?
Like, yeah.
Just like you see that company drinking out of?
Yeah.
He said no.
No, he did it.
He said, yeah.
I did it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, she's simply like a god's m'a palette.
Yeah, um, okay, let me think of another one.
Hmm.
All right, this one isn't sad, this one's just funny,
this one's just funny.
I used to have this customer.
I used to have this customer.
That was this like older band.
He literally had like Einstein hair, okay?
And he, you want the, okay?
Well, I can't, well, it's not sad, though.
Okay, fine, I'll do, okay, I'll just do, I'll just do what should I do then if it's not sad.
I need music suspense music jazz, okay.
No, it's not okay suspense music, no copyright. Don't worry, big, I got you.
Suspense fancy exploration of Gets is just going to have to do.
Okay, this is not really fitting the vibe, but okay anyway, so kiss me, that's fun.
Okay, this is just not to be okay, so I had this one customer that would come in.
And he, the first time he ever saw me, he literally went, he was like, like he saw Jesus
Christ himself, okay? And he used to see this one girl every day for like 10 years and then
and he still would see her sometimes, but I'm sorry to that girl, but like he also just decided that
he was like he needed to have some of me in his life, and I was okay, and that's fine, you know?
And so this goofy all-track and so he would buy dances, he would buy dances, and
and he would go into the dancer or whatever,
and this is what he would want me to do.
And he would be like, I just wish I was just a sexy girl.
Like I just, in another life,
we were just hot girls together going shopping at the mall.
And I was like, yeah, I love that for you.
And that was just like that was all he wanted.
And then, okay, so when we went to do the dance,
this is all he wanted me to do.
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Let's try it.
Oh my god.
Hey, girl, we should totally go shopping.
Yes!
And he wanted me to pretend like we just,
I just walk up to him at the mall and we're just two pretty girls.
Yeah, maybe his TV was glowing, it could have been glowing.
He seemed like everyone's a girl.
And you know what, I kind of live for him.
He was like, because everyone's a girl, like we're all girls, deep down, like everyone's
a girl.
We all start off his movement.
We're all women.
It's like, you're kind of eating right now.
It's like, you're kind of eating.
I loved him.
I loved him.
Dolan Denai, literally.
I know.
So yeah.
OK, this damn circus music.
I can't get a dance circus music.
But love that guy.
He would come in like once a week.
Love that guy.
I hope he's doing good.
And every now and then, he would just randomly
bring me cat toys for the cats. So sweet. Like what the hell? He would
randomly bring me cat toys. Love that guy. And he didn't drink it, but his
idea of like his idea of like having a drink was like drinking red bull. Like
Red Bull would literally be like like taking the edge off for him
And he would be like he would be like he was like sometimes and he said that he like didn't
He like didn't jerk off to see he was like sometimes if I drink like a good enough Red Bull like I literally almost come
Talking about right now
I'm like, oh, okay, that's good. I was like you know
Cool
That's like a group. It's really great. It's so funny. I'm like, you know what? Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. You just quite the character. Yeah, you just quite the character for sure. Absolutely.
You got wings, all right. Oh my goodness. More stories. Okay.
Oh my god, I got a rock, my brain, got a really rock, my brain.
Trying to think of another sad one, so I could use that.
I could use that music again.
I want to think of ones.
I want to think of ones that I'd never remembered.
Like I wish there's so many fucking silly stories like that just never remembered in my life.
The one guy who pretended he was a magician, wait, which one magician?
You
You
You
You
You
I'm not going to be in the middle of the day.
I'm not going to be in the middle of the day.
I'm not going to be in the middle of the day.
I'm not going to be in the middle of the day.
Guys, I'm staying so bad at the fucking downstairs.
We'll have to come in and fucking freeze the goddamn VIP rooms.
IP rooms and it's still what's not like Modisi asked in fucking
shark like I could not even believe and trust and believe if a man
smelled that bad I am not like I simply am not going to the VIP
with like I'm just not it's not happening but some girls would
literally like suck it up to the playing with a literally would take
rubbing alcohol and put it under their nose I'm like it's just
never that serious like there would be like they repeat offenders
sneaky guys and I'd be like it's just never that serious like no
You could not fucking pay me like you were literally like genuinely.
I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like absolutely not.
No.
So, yeah, so that's just unfortunately no.
But oh my god, this is actually a crazy story too.
So there was this one time where I was working, this is the first club that I worked at.
And there was this one girl that worked there.
She's a very pretty girl, but she always stang, like no shape.
She just was stanky, like she just never wore it was just like be-oh
It was just like very be-oh
She never wore the odorant or if she did it was just like
Not work like it was just lingering be-oh
Like you could smell you could just smell that shit from a mile away
Like it was it was bad like it was pretty bad and everyone everyone knew like everyone knew like
So yeah, so um, and she would spray perfumes and shit. It was just the be-oh, it was just the be-oh.
And so there was one time, she ran in the hygiene bar.
So there was this one time where this customer took her to the VIP, mind you, at this club, the VIPs were an hour long.
So he pays for an hour long VIP. He gets up with their authorities up there with her for five minutes. He goes to the Balaji.
He's like, I can't do this. She stinks. He's like, she smells like shaking me another girl.
I was right. Oh,
I was right. Oh, no. So that's when it became like an issue, right?
So then
what did the managers at that club was this younger guy and he was like really shy
And so he comes up to me one night and he's like and he like just became the manager too
So he was like hey
Are you like friends with like so and so and I was like I mean I know her
But I'm not like I wouldn't say I'm like her friend
He was she was like would you be able to like tell her maybe that like she needs to like
Like take care of her hygiene better. So I was like no, I was like no
I'm not that close to her and tell her and I was like also
she kind of was like
from like other like scenarios that I've seen her in like she's definitely the type to like kind of pop off a little bit like if you told her something that like
So I was like oh no no no, I was like baby that's your job. Well, you're the manager
If it's in the damn ham book, whatever the fuck that it says that we got to keep up with our fucking hygiene or whatever you got to talk
Turn about that. I was like I know it's a very uncomfortable conversation, but baby you are not. Oh no. I was like, oh no, no, no
You got to do that. Oh
You that is your job. I was like, oh, no, I was like, no, I was like absolutely not
I was like absolutely not so then I think somebody did have any say something
They're like gang bro. That sucks. Like oh my god
Yeah, girl I'm more let's put the order on girl I'm more let's take a shower
They had a shower at the club, too. I was just like oh my god, but girl I'm more let's take a shower together
There was a shower at the club back when I had a shower
When she stops thinking after that, honestly, I don't remember. I don't remember if she stopped thinking after that.
I don't remember.
I don't remember that.
If she did or not.
They did it like they were sometimes we would go before the club we would go.
Like some of my friends are like seafood boy-boys right near the clubs we would go.
Get fucking seafood boy.
They'd go to work.
But we would shower and we got to work as we knew that we smelled like fucking seafood boy.
So it's like, you know what I mean?
And I'm just like, man, oh.
Which was actually cool too because the reason why
the club had a shower was because the other side,
like it was closed off, but it used to be just like open glass.
and you grocery's being able to do shower shows.
So if a guy like tipped you enough,
you could do like a shower show
and he's just like watching from the glass.
But like no one would ever do it
because it's like girl, it fucking,
it like ruins your whole fucking hair and makeup.
Like you better be like,
I need a lot of money if you want me to go
and do the fucking shower.
So it basically just like being on stage,
but instead there's water running on you.
So like, you need a pay for you to pay for my shift
the rest of the night. Because I'm
vulnerable. Oh, magic. Oh, magic.
Oh, I'm a man. I made me pay for
a shower. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
This, okay, a guy, a guy comes. I'm like,
oh, you wanted to a shower show? Yeah,
okay. Absolutely. That'll be $2,000. Okay.
Okay, let me just go about, let me just go get a set up for you really quick. I'll be right back.
You
Yeah, okay. Sorry about that. I just had to talk to the DJ. Let me make sure that he could play the song where I might have meant to play.
I'm just sorry, I just thought I was gonna die.
There's a brand new dance, and it's got a negab.
You do it in the back while you wash your hands and feet.
Get him with the top.
Okay, so just imagine that
Okay
Guys, it's only from Sesame Street come on seriously
What was he saying? Why don't you
What did I want it?
Wait, what did I want it?
If he finds me
This is the one I want
I'm awfully fond of you
You won't hit the video
The rubber duckie
Joy of toys
When I saw you do you make noise
That's the one I want it
Anyway
rubber duckie
I'm awfully fond of you
You haven't always better okay good?
So, yeah, so basically like, I don't know, like, okay, but anyway, so they close that the shower show is off like fucking 15 years before I started working there.
So, but they just had it in, like, you could still use it as an abnormal shower, but it just, like, no one could see it from the other side.
So, yeah.
So yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but um, um,
any scary story. Okay, I'd be going to ask you that, a lot of scary and, um, and, uh,
Someone else had scary and someone else used it in another word, Nightmare stories, hey, so yes, and they're because actually don't
Everyone I think about again
So hey, so if you could just imagine what it is to work in the sex worker industry and then imagine what the worst thing
That you could think would be happening there
So that's probably why you would it?
So yeah, so
only batting scary, so just, no, there are some definitely real bad things that happened
there at that place, at that place, I see that town silent hill, so no seriously,
but in the times of bite 200, no dead hours, and the times of bite 200, and I know that
people don't think of that one, they don't think of like really bad awful horrible shit,
I mean, like, just, no, no, do not, do not be sorry.
Like, because I know that you didn't mean it in that way.
But that's also, I like to bring things like this up
because I don't like when people just like glorify
the industry, like it's all gray
and you're just getting fucking money,
rained on you 24, 7 and it's just fucking sunshine
and rainbows.
Because it is a very scary industry and it is,
there's a lot of bad things that can happen
and can go wrong very quickly.
So just, and that's why I like to bring these things up.
I like to be open and honest with you people about the things
that happen in that industry.
So you've got to be careful.
You know, if you are a sex worker,
and if you are in that industry of any sort of,
hey, he's biting plastic.
Maybe you got to be careful.
I'm going to be careful because it is very out here.
I'm going to scare you on here.
So I don't want it because I get DMs from a lot
young women being like should I still dancing and I'm like girl I'm not going to answer that question for you
because yes it is what made me who I am today but it's like also at the same time it's not
something that I would suggest to two people to do you know um he does your for a microplastic he does
very taxing, very taxing, emotionally, hey, he's eating a piece of styrofoam now.
It's very taxing, emotionally, mentally, physically.
And it's weird because it's like, it's taxing in a different way than like this.
It's like, it's taxing in a way that is like just different, like it's just different.
Like this is definitely like, this whole line of work is definitely like emotionally
taxing and mentally taxing in like a different way in the like the sense where it's like
okay, there's like hundreds of thousands of people perceiving me but I don't even know how
to describe it but they're both, they're both like taxing in different ways.
Hi! Stop it!
I don't know, I think he just wants to find things to buy. Go! Go somewhere else!
You're gonna get chomplup. You're gonna get chomplup. You're gonna get chomplup.
Like, he don't even give a fuck. He's this is a game. You think this is a game,
because he knows I wouldn't actually do it.
Choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la.
Choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la. He thinks it's a game.
Choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la-choc-la.
You don't have to give it to him, look at him.
He don't even give it to you!
You're my silly little guy.
You should make sure you didn't know I could come here.
Come here!
I wish I was just the type of cat to jump on your lap.
doesn't really do that.
Can you please though?
There's so cute.
Lady is, yes, Lady is somewhere.
I don't know where, but she is somewhere.
What I installed a patio, if I ever get a house one day, then yes, I would love to install a patio.
As long as it's like safe.
Speaking of the lady, here she is.
Hi.
Hi, squirrely.
And okay, don't hit each other. Okay.
All right, so that's not that's not nice. That's not nice that's really not nice. Okay
Look now you need to leave
Now you need to leave now she's gone forever. I don't know where she went. I don't know where she left. Oh, now she's gone
What you did
Look what you did
I hope you're happy.
Why are you harassing her?
her.
Like you, okay?
Did you just sit in there?
She's not there.
She's already coming here.
Okay?
Did you just be in me?
Like, oh, she scared to come out.
Like you did?
Are you excited?
Okay, I guess, lady, I guess you can't have any of this awesome food that I have
here.
That's right, yeah.
What the hell are you?
I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Okay, you're okay.
All right, she's fine.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, look at that, lady go.
Will you come up here?
Yeah, just like that.
Oh, please.
Okay.
Oh, can you want to do a stretch?
No, okay.
You sure everyone?
You're barely, you're barely.
Oh, he smelled extra good right now.
Wait!
You smell extra good though.
You smell like he was laying in the bed.
Oh, he's supposed to be so good.
Okay, sorry, I just have to get a good whiff.
It smells so good.
The job of a lot of crews would know service.
I wouldn't go on a cruise with the best goddamn service in the world.
I wouldn't go on a cruise if they gave me 27 iPhone 17s like I girl know
I wouldn't go on a cruise to begin with then you're gonna have to go to acid to have no service on the phone
Hell no
Nice little stop it
He's biting stuff out of his phone box
Look now you can't bite anything because I stole it all
Oh my god, you have the poop crews.
I still haven't watched that, but I don't really even understand what I have.
So what happened?
Everybody was shit and the pipes stopped working and everyone just had to start shit and
farting everywhere.
And they still use that shit.
And I heard that it still smells a little bit like Duky.
And they still use that shit.
Isn't that crazy?
He's so used in, I heard it's so small and a little bit like Duky.
Yeah, my friend was just on that ship last week, like absolutely not, absolutely the
fuck not.
No, no, no, no, no, throw the whole ship away, burn it, burn it, burn it, burn the
whole ship, shit ship, literally burn it, burn it, poop deck if I write it, no, that was
funny, moxy.
Oh, yeah, no, burn it, absolutely not.
And they still use that and then I got to pay and then I got to pay to go on the
shit ship.
You're out of your, I think mind.
You're out of your, I think mind.
And I got to pay to go on the ship ship.
Okay.
Yeah, you're, you're, you're fucking, you're good at me.
You got to be kidding me.
which explains it.
Police have this counter, something.
Back.
Something.
Where you're glasses from, D pop.
They're fake crum-harts glasses.
Cause I wasn't, I wanted to see if I liked them or not,
but I had something like the real ones are not from there's big,
Because I feel like I tried the real ones on a while ago when I do remember
Don't remember that being this big,
maybe there's just different styles.
I don't know, I don't know how accurate the fake ones are.
Don't know how accurate they are.
I'm trying to make foot massage again.
And.
But yeah, I'm okay.
Me being like, oh, we'll play something else.
I was just talking for two hours.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
Can you hear it?
I know it kind of sounds like a real story.
Probably a little bit.
I knew you could hear it. With no music on you could hear it, right? Let's
hear it. I feel good, I should go in.
You hear it. It's the air. It has like air compression so it gets tight and then it
like, it's so nice when I'm really liking that, I'm really liking that, but guys, yeah, I have my freaking
autism test tomorrow, I'm scared, just kidding, I'm not scared to be cool, and they're
going to be so nice to me, I already know, and the doctors are a girl, I think, I hope, I'm pretty
sure. They said our name is not like a girl. So I'm hoping. So we'll see. But I will not know that
is just the introduction. So I think they'll just kind of like meet me, ask me some questions,
explain, explain what is going to happen like on the actual day and like answer any questions
I have probably.
Yay!
And I will pass with flying colors.
I'm going to get an A plus.
I am going to get an A plus.
Yes!
Now I didn't study, so I'm hoping that I'll do okay, though.
I hope that I do okay.
I haven't played DVD in a minute now.
Hey, for autism.
You got the study guide, okay. Perfect.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, ribals time.
All right, I'm going to get off, but I should don't put on me with a good time.
Hey, I'm going to take for me to stay on, all right?
I'm going to take for me to stay on.
I see the rivals are I get off, so pick your voice.
Pick your voice in.
Rotagram Master, I'm back.
I'm back to Diamond 1.
Rotagram Master, if we win the next three games,
we can get to GM. We can get back to GM. Let's see. We turn my foot
my size around and we lock in. I got a piss. I'm going to pee and then lock
in. Okay, beer, be.
Am I really burger? For real?
Where was that a prank?
Or did it burger?
Who is this stupid prank?
Okay, I later my voice shot.
Alright, let's do this fellas.
You are like papa! Where do I go for rivals up here? Oops! Okay. Also having a little snack,
A little salami cheese to hold me over because I'm getting hungry again
Oh my god, Misa was swatting at the foot massage
He's like
Mr. It's okay
Fuck
Over 30 second QO rifle usually from friends with your fading. I know stop a minute 30 stop
Perfect!
Remember the queue is to be like two seconds, oh those are the days.
Yeah, Chuck can have a little salami as a treat.
Okay, Miso, you cannot have any salami as a treat though, I'm sorry.
I love you though.
I'm going to be a lot of me.
All right.
You know, sweet.
Remember me from last game?
choose sweet. Oh no, are we already getting heckled? No. This is Diamond 1.
the
one of the
was a character
and scared
Oh fuck no, come on Spidey don't do it, don't please don't please don't please
tanker low God
Spidey please no, oh great, and then you go look at the Spidey or Black Panther
the
okay
he might be good he might be good you never know
oh he switched okay great he switched to punish her okay I really don't I don't trust him
I don't trust him.
Okay
Here we go
Me so oh my god he's definitely my mouse
I don't like this line up here, I don't like this line up here, maybe I'm wrong, all right, let's go to the point.
to the point. Yeah, let's go to the point.
Okay.
Waffle will grade start.
Waffle will grade start.
Okay, alright, come on, where's the tank? We need a tank to lead us! Okay, we killed
That's fine. That's good. Oh my god fuck is stupid ass. Oh my god I can't stand him
Okay nice
Okay
My god bro I'm like no we're even near my old okay nice
Okay, look hello, hello stupid. Oh my god
I think we need another tank please.
somebody please
kill him kill him kill him kill him oh hell no
he's too fast he's impossible he fast and strong
Nice, nice, no, get you in there.
What the fuck you? Okay.
Like, punish me. You absolutely fucking moron. Why would he all and not even start it inside of my all?
I can't like how do you even get to this high of a rank? I genuinely don't even know now
he went oh now he want to pull out his lord now he want to pull out his lord
he said I'm not leaving spawn
I
Like me me, okay, okay, okay, I'm not leaving spawn just because I said that he's that he's bad
You know actually let's surrender. Please someone else, please vote. Yes
Okay, great, perfect.
Okay, he left the spawn, so he's just speaking.
He was just feeling silly.
Okay, great.
I trained it following you.
You're following you. You're the heat. Yeah, the tank. So
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thank you. Oh my god. Thank you, cloak. You stayed in my freaking ass.
My god. Okay. Nice. Nice. That's what I'm talking about guys. That's what I'm talking about people.
Okay good job, maybe all he needed to do was go a moonlight.
Yes, that's better.
See now I'm going to glaze him a little bit.
So he plays the game.
No, come back here so I can heal you.
Sometimes you just gotta give him a little bit of a glaze.
That was a good switch. You already got eight fucking kills. They're like four because you have like three or something before.
Punisher was just not the move and it's okay to admit that.
Oh, oh, guys, guys, guys.
Nice.
see that's all he had to do look easy 11 kills that's all he had to do y'all
look we're cooking them now but now that now they might make some changes and then
they might start cooking us so I don't know I hope they don't put too much
Let's put it together to do that. Okay, Moon Knight careful!
We love the fucker!
I'm scared!
Did they have a strange? No.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure I played with you the other day. What? Really? What was your username?
Me actually like I can remember username.
if I wish to talking, I'm so sorry.
Okay, I have a feeling me and Cloak are gonna accidentally all at the same time.
Okay, so what happened?
So what happened?
I thought she would maybe let me go first, but it's okay.
Okay.
I was okay, I wish you let me do it first.
I waited a second.
I jinxed it.
Fuck!
okay we can do this we can do this guys we can do this guys we just have to
cap it again and then we're good poor we double did yeah I know I know you
fucking moron. Hello! Hello! Oh my god! Sure! It's a 90 fucking second set
I've got! Oh my god, it's stupid ass fucking portal. Dumb ass, absolutely. The dumbest
poor live ever seen in my effing life. Why don't we go right on top of them?
Just a waste of time. When does that ever work?
Bro, you ain't real.
Who that like you know keeps talking shit. Who the hell purple fat eyed literally
What the fuck was that?
These supports are terrible for shot off
There it is
I love this guy
I'm sorry moon that try I really tried
I'm really, I'm really tried buddy. I'm sorry.
Hello please, hello please. Oh my god
Just kill him for the love. Oh
Y'all I'm please. Oh, thank god. Be killed them. Oh, we did it. We killed him. Oh
No, no, oh, no, oh guys no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will not let you down. Oh my god. Oh, my god. We fucking did it
I can't believe it. Oh, yes, okay, that's good. Let's see which we filmed Luna. Oh my god huge we did it
I will say I am not doing good heels. I'm not doing good heels but
Please do not double Altier.
Okay, cloak, you Alt first.
Okay, here we go, Lord.
Groot, that's what I'm talking about.
Why are we going group though if they're doing dive? Can we do like penny? Did they ban penny?
Is anyone a good penny?
Yeah, I want a more
Okay
Okay
that would be me yes so if that would be you yes I know that I do the other
shield of myself but every time I ever try to do it it's always on a fucking cool
down so I never feel like I get to what I feel like my sensitivity is like lower
than it normally is. Okay there we go. Nice kill his stupress. Oh hell though! Okay I could
have altered there but I don't know if it would have been worth that he might have killed
Let me out of it.
Oh god, please don't waste your ults, whatever you do.
Okay, nobody can't have the point yet, oh my god.
Oh, he's so full!
No!
Nice, he oh my god, Moonlight, I'm gonna suck your fucking moon.
Okay, I'm sorry. I never needs it's never that serious
I'm gonna suck his arm
Moon I am gonna suck your fucking arm guys swear to god
Get this fire
Blink it's bleeding. See look it's on cool down my things fucking shield get him
No, he's on a and k-h that's what he uses
Okay. Oh my god, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm so fucking scared right now. I'm so fucking scared right now. I'm so fucking scared.
Oh, this is a shire face. I'll get the hell out of here. Oh shit, cloaks got picked off. Oh, that's not good either.
guys guys back to fuck up oh my god I'm trying I'm really trying okay nice that's
huge group that's huge that's huge absolutely not you thought you literally
thought sweaty oh oh bucky bucky bucky I'm trying oh who the fuck would he get
Help me!
Stop it!
Okay.
That's fine.
Ah, guys, back the fuck up!
Okay.
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, we're hooked. Yeah, we're good. Okay
How many times is Hawkeye died?
Eight times, okay, he needs to time more than that. Please don't do another stupid ass portal
Okay, he did another stupid ass portal
I
Now you thought bitch. She thought bitch were in my hole kill the fucking hook. I feel love of God kill him
Okay good
Oh my god, okay amazing
Hey, Cloak is dead, Cloak is dead. I got to keep everyone up here. Oh
Yes, kill him. Oh, I got him
okay guys we can do this we just have to- oh
bruh that damn hawk guy needs to go
I'm just trying to hide out of his line of sight
the
uh-oh, he never misses, he never misses, he never misses, you heard him.
We, we, we just can't, we cannot do nothing about that Hawkeye. It's just, it worked, worked, worked, worked.
We can't do nothing about him.
It's over. It's all over. It's all over.
I went my gut the ace. I got the ace somehow. Okay great. So I was the best of the worst.
Yeah, GrootSwob did fucking sell. Wait, literally did, but that's great.
Okay, awesome, great, okay, okay, so I also don't want to play with this guy again.
Not because he ended up being bad, but he was just fucking annoying, okay, and, yeah, okay.
Oh yeah, bro, it's always sport-bif.
It's always.
APS-diff, not gonna lie.
Yes, it was.
Oopsie.
No, I at least got to look at Jeff's beautiful face.
Okay, have a good feeling about this next one.
I have a good feeling about this next one.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so does that mean I get to DPS?
I would like to do that.
I would like to do that.
Oh mama, who should I save up for first skin? I mean, Wanda, Cloak, and Enviz, dangling all of good skins.
They all are such good ones. Do you have any of their skins? I love this. I love this pink Wanda skin that I've been doing.
I'm gonna show you. What's the...
WAAATCH!
Hey, BELLO!
Oh fuck you! That felt targeted.
Okay, that felt targeted.
Okay, I'm okay with this.
I love this pink one, this skin, so cute.
Come on, let me get a doctor straight.
but suck your fucking portal, bro!
Sorry.
Sorry.
He's a he's also like performative male final boss.
Because he literally always voice lines
he'd be talking about reading books and drinking tea.
Like, oh my God, we get it, bro.
Like, all his voice lines, he's like,
oh, I just read a book and drink some tea.
I don't think I'll uh, come suck this big bag
Come suck this big bag should I talk to them?
Yeah, who want to come over here suck this big bag?
Yeah, what's up, yeah, hey, what's up, how is your name is pretty good, how are you terrible why I just lost a little pack
Oh, dang.
I should avoid this.
Oh, so.
I'm going to lock any, I'll come on.
All right, I got these flyers, just keep me up.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
I think fucking sense of Liberty feels so low, okay?
Hold on.
Oh, I gotta do it like this, right now.
I just go don't.
of
I'll make bug me.
It's fine, no, it's just not good.
I love you on this.
Can I get a little down there?
to
the
the
Okay we got this guys.
And so get I can say please.
Nice guys, this is awesome
i can't be honest. I thought i was broken down.
But I'm not a mishart.
the
Woooooooooooooooooo!
I didn't really bad, but I think I did a really bad.
Okay, after this one, I'm really done.
So you were weeks?
Then were you were weeks?
Can I speak?
Oh yeah, I forget I can hear me this time.
Hopefully we nice next game.
I don't get that guy against me again.
What's his name?
Ash, Ash, like, I don't get that guy on my other team again.
I'll be really sad.
If so, we have to ban Spidey, and we have to ban Black Panther.
Okay guys
What you think you want to be today?
Can anyone hear me?
Yes, we can, Queen. Yes. Thank you. Okay, just make sure. Sorry. Sorry. We can hear you, Queen.
Sorry, okay. Do me an yell on your ear. You don't want to re-walk Queen. Yes.
Thank you.
and
and
that's me
I'm not sure if you can see anything up there.
I don't think you can see anything.
Nice sense of echo location.
That motherfuckers round.
Mmm, okay.
You're right.
to
get this big ass bitch out my back line
thank you
Oh
Oh
I'm talking about
I'm talking about
the
Clookie want to all first when we need to just meet all use of at the same time
You can close first, I mean, I'll be held on he got me
I'm sorry.
Back up at one backup.
Get out of here.
out. Okay, shreds again.
Oh no.
guys you're too far ahead they're in the backline you might need some sort of like
anti-dive situation
I
Don't know you, please. Don't know you're facing down.
Get out of the point. Get out of the point.
Oh hell no. Oh my god.
Stand on it! Oh my god.
We're not telling anything about the dark light.
Wait, wait, wait.
We've come on to look in the dark light with the fantastic just getting up the years.
I don't even care.
Okay, okay.
if you want to heal I got a mean scroller in the arsenal I could take up that fantastic
1.
7.
9.
He's been all burnocken vids.
7.
7.
He's been all burnocken vids.
7.
10.
10.
Seven.
10.
10.
10.
10.
kill his ass, kill him, oh my god, thank you, thank you, thank you
the
I don't think that was the reason I was doing this for a while.
I think I would do that.
I think so.
Fuck, bro.
Her DPS was just better, so much better.
So much better.
Okay.
Can't end on an L. No, I'm going to have to because now I'm down to no, we're done.
Because that's what they do. Rivals put you on a fucking losing stream.
You got to just take the L and get off. You got to take the L and get off.
Hmm.
They never want me to see Grandmaster again.
They never want me to see Grandmaster again. And you know what?
It just happens.
But my son, you're always going to be there for me, right?
Even if your mom never gets to Grandmaster again, you're still going to like me.
Okay, he's lobing. Blink twice at me, so I think that means yes.
Yes? What the hell happened to my neck?
Dang! I think I just scratched it.
Disgratched it the holy fuck look at how big bro
Look at how that's insane
Lulia I just scratched my neck. Look at that shit like dang why is that so fucking red shit
Big all-of dude. Oh my god, I'm like skin. It's been fucking oh I cannot wait for my skin to like go back to being fucking normal again
It's been so insane. Why I also fucking picked out it yesterday
But I picked it like the last of the fucking um
The last of the blackheads and some of them got a little pissed off, but
Okay, no more picking no picking. I'm done. I'm done no more picking. No more picking. I need some
I need some good stuff for because my skin never used to do this ever ever ever literally never
And I thought it was because I was growing my hair on. I was using hair products babe. It's still doing it
So I don't know maybe my well, it's also only been like a freaking week and a half since I've been bald
So maybe I should give it some time. But I need something for like dark spots or like acne scars because I don't want these to scar bad.
What do you have is some like acne scar products? What are some good ones?
What's that I'm good?
buy a buy a buy a oil buy a oil this should this thing buy a oil skin care oil
and I have the I have the I have the LED you know actually I'm gonna do that right now I'm gonna wear the
fucking LED mask while I read my book what are you but okay so when you do the mask
If I have the like LED mask, what do you, um, don't use that?
Why?
Be careful if you have oily skin though. The biosecut for stretch marks.
So what do you do? Okay, moisturize before the mask. Okay.
I feel like the, I feel like I don't want to, oh, I want like a cream. I want
like a dark spots cream. But I just started using the ordinary exfoliating toner because
I feel like it's been helping me get the goop off. Okay, hello. Thank you loving you. Thank you for being here.
Maybe tomorrow I'll go to some shoot and get some stuff, I don't know.
We'll not dark spots, but scar, so this doesn't... I mean, it never really does, like,
I don't know. I don't even see, like, I just don't want it to be, like, super dark
when this, when you go away, it kind of is a little bit.
So that was my mistake. I used to use the snail music, and I feel like that's what kind of F-M-E-U-M.
That's for a do-alta. Okay.
Vitamin C in sunscreen daily, Diva. Okay, I will.
Is that actually, you know what? Yes, I have a vitamin, I have to get another one because that's what.
I was using that at one point, and then I just fucking stopped using it.
But I know, but if you use vitamins also, my camera's like all the way over here, because
me's up.
If you use vitamins, you have to put sunscreen on.
Well, you always should put sunscreen on anyway, but you have to.
You have to if you're doing vitamin C.
Mo, come here.
Come here, Mo.
Come say bye.
Come here, send by.
Come here!
I want to hold me in front of the camera like how K-SOL holds Kitty in front of the camera.
Give me here.
Come on, it'd be nice like Kitty.
Okay, let me do it like how K-SOL goes.
See, it's you!
You look.
He's so...he's so...he's scared, oh, that was sweet, you looked really sleepy, that little?
Okay, here we are. Look at hello. Hello. Hello. Look at this light.
Oh my finger.
Oh my finger.
Hello?
Look at you here.
Hi.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Why would you?
It's the worst way you could've got out of that.
Hey!
Hi!
You want to stay by the gym?
Okay.
Come here.
You can stay by the gym.
Come here.
Come on.
I'm sinking.
I know.
I'm saying good night
Okay, she ran away. Oh, she's a squirp lead. Oh, she's a squirp lead. Oh, please. Oh, please
You want to say nice to you
Thank you
Yeah, she ran away. Okay. Sorry. No, by the way, she said it like she said it, but she just ran out the room while she said it. Okay
Alright, I love you. I will see you Thursday for peak with Ashby and Julie and also it was going to be at 5 p.m.
But it's actually going to be at 7 p.m. now, which is actually even better for me.
So I'll get on on my normal time at 6 and then we'll start playing the game at 7.
So very excited. It's going to be a fun one. Don't miss it.
So yeah, I will see you Thursday. Okay, goodbye.
6, 7. Okay, you're done. All right. Love you. Bye.