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the
hell of money
that I would be the first
second there
when I got all my head
headset
you already know dude I got the
freaking headset
yeah I figured out how to well I didn't figure out how to do it
go figure out how to do it.
W Nico and Nico also set up my ethernet cable for me.
Yes, so hopefully that means we will never burger again.
We will never burger again.
Well, I don't know if it means that for sure, but hopefully we will never burger again.
Also too, I could switch back and forth between the cable ones and this one because sometimes
I just like to not have something on my head.
But for now, I figured I'd show you that we can do both,
that we can do both.
No, we didn't have time to do the TTS,
but we got the headset, and we got the ethernet.
Oh, they took you three bugs.
Yeah, and I figured I had to make the mic louder yesterday.
So dude, it's like, 2026, we're just leveling up,
like things are just different around here.
My chemical romance with the 10 W cam,
Kim's always in here gift,
and thank you, my chemical romance with the 10,
Gifted. Thank you. Emily with the five. Thank you. Emily with the five.
Excuse me. I've been very
gas eater.
But you know what else this means. Now that I have a headset on.
Joy to the moon. Joy to the moon with the file. My god. Whoa. Whoa. Joy to the moon with the five. It's
V-Bitch with the five.
Pink Breeze 25 with the five.
Brat Riley with the five and Jake Tran with the five.
Oh my God, guys, thank you so much.
It's Slurpee, siren with two gifted.
God, Voffee with a gifted.
Venture my love with the five.
Thank you, Venture my love.
Fruggle pub, DMD with a resub.
Thank you so much, but I was with the seven months, thank you.
Rainy Violet with the five gifted guys, thank you so much.
Rainy Violet, thank you, thank you guys, thank you so much.
Adi Yams, Adi Yams with the five, oh, I'm gee, guys, what's going on?
Is it paid a day? Adi Yams with the five, thank you.
Cudy Lovebug, thank you. Did you pass your autism test autism reveal will be not this upcoming Tuesday,
but the next Tuesday, which I believe is the 27th, it's not the day of it,
but it's whatever Tuesday is not this upcoming one,
but the next one.
So that's when I get my results.
Yeah.
In Nake, hell of money.
Yeah, I've got hell of money.
Broom.
Chk.
I've got hell of money.
Is it so booty bouncing to sunrise weather?
It absolutely is.
And today, especially, whoa,
chai, careful there, everyone.
You're almost knocked over there.
They can catch me.
Did you just see that shit?
I didn't get it in a big one.
I need a business kind of,
It's kind of a little walkie, a little wobble, why is it so wobbly?
I was like, why is it so wobbly?
They have a little wobbly way, is there something under it?
Look, there's something underneath it.
I don't think it never used to be that wobbly.
There's something underneath this, leave it over this way, there will be less wobbly.
That's more stable.
stable. Okay, there's that plug underneath it. I was wondering why it was so wobbly.
Okay, honestly, and this might be better because now they could see you more chie because you're
more in the frame. Oh my god, this is so much better for everyone. Okay, really, just as I fixed it,
they were going to run away. Okay, but you know that I have had said, I could go all the way around like this.
And I can hear everything.
I can hear every single thing.
And I can get up with my headset.
And I can still hear everything.
So this is not fun.
And I can do a dance party.
I can do a dance party.
One second hold on.
Well, we're Markable Cheddar with the tag, Bigger Markable Cheddar with the tag.
Okay, sorry. Thank you for your remarkable chatter with the 10. Thank you, remarkable
chatter and thank you, Charmy Kitty with the 5. Thank you, Charmy Kitty. Mama, do you have
any tips for saving money or on financial? Just financial in general? Okay, don't spend
your money. No, sirs. What I was dancing juicy Lucy with the five. Thank you juicy Lucy with the five.
Unfortunately, you just need to understand when things are maybe out of your budget.
And just don't do that. And I know that's that's way harder said than that's way harder said.
What is it? It's easier said than done. But for me, I don't know. I was never really someone who struggled with saving money because I
Always grew my parents were really big on saving money. So I feel like that was ingrained in me
Since I was young which I know a lot of people don't didn't grow that way
But my parents always stressed how important it was to save money and to
to budget in x, y, z, and this.
So I feel like I was kind of used to that,
but not everyone grew up around that.
So it's harder for some other people.
The real dinkled band with the five.
Thank you, real dinkled band.
And thank you, our money S with the five.
Also, don't get me wrong when I was young
and I was making minimum wage.
And I was living with my parents,
and I didn't have fucking any goddamn bills to pay.
I was spending my last fucking dollar
on some damn Popeyes, or whatever the fuck
I was hungry for that day.
Like I would spend my last fucking scent on some food,
if I was just, and like I would have food at home,
I was just like, man, I don't hungry,
I want some pop-up, like you're just whatever the fuck,
like I didn't give a damn, I didn't give a damn.
And that's exactly what being young is for.
Like if you are, and I've talked about this too,
if you have the luxury, and this is a luxury in itself,
that you live somewhere, you have a roof over your head,
and you live in a place,
whether it's with your parents or somewhere,
where you're not paying anything,
and it's not a toxic situation,
and you're able to just stay there and have food there
and have a roof over your head,
which I was very lucky to have that,
because not everyone does.
The girl I was just,
I was just doing whatever the fuck I didn't give a damn.
I didn't really give a fuck,
I was just doing whatever the hell.
But then once I moved out,
and I did say a little bit of one even before I moved out,
but then once I moved out,
then I was like, okay, let me take this
or serious, let me take this a little bit more serious, but even then before, I did have some
bills to pay, like I paid my car, my car payment, I had a monthly car payment, I had a lease,
so I paid my car, my car bill, and my phone bill, that was kind of really all that I paid for,
and then if I got my own food and stuff, but before I moved out of my parents' house, so I was
good about that, like paying that monthly bills and things off of the little job that I,
the jobs that I did have.
But yeah, so, but yeah, also, and exactly this is also very true, the economy fucking sucks
right now.
So, please do not be too hard in yourself if you don't have thousands of dollars saved
because the economy literally sucks balls right now.
So, don't be too hard on yourself.
And then please also, to remember that when our parents and grandparents and whoever
the fuck were young and buying houses and they were all just like, well, why don't you just
Go, why don't you just go get a job and just go get a job at
a house because back in the day, they could just walk into a
freaking place and then work for five cents an hour and
buy a house for fucking 20 pennies and a pack of gum.
It's not like that anymore, baby, those times are behind us.
It's not like that anymore.
So we just got to understand that.
We just got to understand that.
Please like whatever and because some people's parents I feel like are so strict and and hard on them about like not having a job
In a certain field or a job or like they like you got to understand all people parents like just genuinely don't get it my parents
Did not understand what the fuck this was until I started making money
And so I started making money doing this shit until like brand deal started rolling in and stuff like they didn't understand like what the hell
They were like okay, I get like you know if it's what you want to do like that's great and then
And once they started to realize like how I was like, no, this shit is real, like, no,
this shit is legit and they were like, oh, so, you know, I got like zero money.
That's my favorite, you know, I love that one of me.
Yeah, and Rhett is disgusting in LA.
So if you're like, I get a difference on where you live and then also two like some places
but in my wages lower, so it's like, man, what can you do?
you do and it's we just got to accept the fact that the economy
fucking sucks nobody could buy a house right now like don't you worry
about that don't you worry about that bro like literally don't you worry
about that like don't you worry about that don't be too hard on yourself
pink breeze with the two thank you pink breeze
ye boy with a reason so don't you don't even don't even worry about that man
I was minimum wage is 775, so she said 725. I cannot even fucking believe that there are still parts of the country that have that low minimum wage.
That is insane to me. And I know that like the cost of living is cheap over there, but still I cannot even fucking.
Like that's genuinely so fucking crazy to me. And that's not me being, oh, out of touch streamer fucking.
Does it know how much of it away? Because I know someone's gonna clip that and be like, she's so out of touch.
I'm just saying that that's insane how low that that still is in this in the year of our Lord 2026
Because back when I was in high school 10 fucking years ago
In Connecticut minimum. What was middle wage? We were growing up like 10 bucks?
11 dollars 10 years ago in in Connecticut so you think by now even though it's in the south and other parts of the country
that it's still going up a little bit from then considering the fact that the prices of everything
is going up.
Kira to Ligma with the 10, Kira to Ligma with the 10, thank you Kira to Ligma!
So it's just insane, because it's like the prices of everything are going up, but like
y'all not paying me more, so and then also these companies want 20 years of experience, but
they also want you to be straight out of college and they also like, okay, okay, make it make sense.
Um, it's fucking ridiculous.
It's so stupid.
So please just don't be hard on yourself. You know, as long as you have a job, that is like remotely steady and you make, you know, enough money to get by, even if it's not your dream job or whatever, you know.
You know, it's just, it does suck out here right now. So,
But you'll find something better eventually so don't be too hard on yourself.
Grimbo with the five.
Thank you.
Grimbo with the five.
Ricky Venus with the ten.
Thank you Ricky Venus with the ten and Maya is watching with the five.
Maya is watching.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm crying at her comments, so me.
You need to have a PhD out the womb to qualify for this job, literally.
Like, legit, it's insane.
It's crazy.
And honestly, I feel like at this point, at least in like LA in places like like out here,
Pink Breeze with another five. Thank you Pink Breeze with the five.
A, a long-truck off the steady-hands rug and the Demon Slayer cardigan. Yeah. I know that's right.
Yeah, also if you're ordering the steady-hands rug, the Miso and Chai rug, if you didn't see it yesterday, let me show it to you.
Miso and Chai brought up available for pre-err.
So cute, my children.
is on the Steady Hands website available for pre-order the first wave of the pre-order is closed,
but I will pop in the link really quick. So the first wave of the pre-order sold out. So this
is the second wave of the pre-order. Here you go. If you would like the rug, a pin it.
It is, oh, we got a doughnut, two, one second, the wave two, it will not ship for two
to three months, so just letting you know that it is going to take a second to ship, but
if you would like that, go ahead and get me, it's adorable, it's $45.
So that is a good price.
Friend, is that a foot massage, you're absolutely it is.
You're goddamn right it is.
Let's read our dono.
Kalanita with the $50 dono.
Thank you for using your platform for good.
You're so stunning and bring joy
in such dark times.
My queen for real.
Kalanita with the $50 dono.
Thank you so much, Kalai.
I really do appreciate that.
And that is quite literally the very least
that I could do with anything when it comes to like,
literally anything that is ever happening.
The literal least I can do is share something,
or, you know, speak about something.
So I will always use my platform for good.
Thank you so much, Kayla.
Nina with the $50 don't know.
First time chatter, how do I start telling people
I'm trans?
Bitch, I'm trans.
Okay, maybe I'm not the best person to ask,
considering I have not gone through that myself,
But maybe, but I think you should just stand on business.
I think you should just stand on business.
I think you should just say, hey, I'm trans.
And this is my name and these are my pronouns.
So I think you should just stand on that.
If it's safe to do so, good, yes, good.
Point, remarkable chatter.
If it is safe to do so.
But if it's like just people in your regular life,
and I think you should just be like, hey, by the way,
I'm trans now, and this is my name.
If you did change your name, you might have not changed your name.
And I want to go as your name, your new name, and these are my pronouns now.
And forever.
I mean, maybe not forever, maybe you just have really not one day, but for the time being.
Um, yeah, but I mean, it's up to you.
It's completely up to you, up to you, what you want to do.
Protect the dolls.
Protect the dolls.
Protect the dolls.
Are you marveling our rivals today?
I actually have an updated because we are playing.
We are doing a rival stream tomorrow.
We are doing a rival stream tomorrow for the rival sponsor.
I'm going to be playing tomorrow at 1 p.m.
So I kind of want to I kind of want to just not even try it. I want to not even try until tomorrow and I want it to be a surprise
I wanted to be a surprise. So I think we're all gonna kind of get into it together tomorrow on on stream daytime stream
So I want second let me see
Okay
one second one second. Guys, I'm going to have a huge announcement in like two seconds.
Okay, huge announcement because I was just waiting to be able to see if I could say there's,
Oh, I don't know really quickly hold on.
Let's see.
Don't know from LVS,
outweigh no,
elusive.
Elvute.
Elusive, M-01,
$50 don't know.
High-one, default.
I lost my brother three days ago
to a terrible car accident.
And this is the first bit of happiness I felt since so thank you.
Oh my god, elusive with the $50 don't know.
I am so, so sorry, that is,
I am absolutely terrible.
I'm so sorry, but I am glad that you are here with us and you are here with our community
and we're able to help you feel a little bit of community and happiness at this time.
We are all sending you love.
Thank you so so much for being here.
Allusive.
And I'm so sorry for your loss and we are sending you virtual love and hugs.
And thank you to everyone in the chat for being so sweet.
Thank you so much for the dough.
No, that was very sweet.
You didn't know how to do that.
Thank you so so much.
sending you love sending you love and take care of yourself yes take take care of yourself take time for yourself
if you can possibly sorry I just fucking slain that serodogant out
woo let me get him let me get him to the syphetis real quick
who are the fuck that spawned from I know right excuse me
and
who
somebody
uh...
struggling with insomnia for a month and your lives are keep me calm yes I'm happy for
that okay here go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep it's crap looking for the user
name dang and I think I scroll too far up.
Little Terrible but hey go to sleep, go to sleep.
Okay anyway okay big announcement, big announcement, big announcement, who is ready?
Who is ready? Who is ready? Who is ready? Who is ready?
Yesterday I was talking about, I was talking about how we are doing the Valentine's Day party extravaganza.
Okay, who is ready?
I am ready to officially tell you where it is going to be
and when and what time.
So the Valentine's Day party extravaganza is going to be,
sure, just let me confirm the day of the week.
Saturday, February,
Oh my god
The worst time to burger. Why would it do that?
Okay, we're back
Dang it. I thought I wouldn't do any more with the frigate ethernet. Okay, we're back
Did I did not plan that of course? I think the words they are okay. We're good. We're good. Okay. So sorry about that
all right
we're back
Everyone refresh. Okay
Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. Sorry about that. All right. Anyway, no good.
The party is going to be on February 14th, which is Valentine's Day, which is a Saturday.
And it is going to be at
Little Bat, Hollywood, which is the same place I did by Halloween party because I do just like it there a lot and it's awesome venue and I wanted to
I wanted to
Do like a smaller venue because I was like, oh, I don't need it. It doesn't need to be as big as a production as, oh my god, is it burguring again?
What the hell! What's going on? Why is it doing that? Yes! Oh my god does it just
fucking suck? Okay it's back now I think. Why is it doing that? I just fucking connected it!
It's good now. Leave message Nico.
I don't know.
Dang it.
Okay, we're back.
I don't know why it's doing that.
I thought it would be better now that I'm on the ethernet.
Okay.
Keep going in and out.
Let me see.
It was never a burger for you.
No, yeah, I just connected the ether now today.
Okay, we'll see if it happens again in that all-esthetic.
No, it's not twitch, it's my stupid fucking Wi-Fi.
Okay, are we good now?
Say yes.
Yes, okay.
All right, just finish here.
Okay, so I took every time I talk about the party,
I wanted to freaking prank me.
Okay, so anyway, so the party is going to be
at the Vermont Hollywood, which is the same venue
that I had the Halloween party at.
So if you went to the Halloween party, same venue,
I really, really, I really like this venue.
It's nice, it's air conditioned, it's big,
it's clean, there's big cool screens on the stage.
It's awesome, it's a good venue.
And I am actually, there's going to be even more room because I had the balcony closed off for the Halloween party for friends and guests.
But I'm going to open it up for everyone.
So now there's going to be more tickets available.
So it will be a little bit more availability than last time.
time, so about an extra 200 tickets will be available this time. So just letting you know,
I still don't have a day on one of the tickets we're going to go on sale. Yeah, I'm still
getting the flyer made and everything. Mind you, I literally found out that this is confirmed
tomorrow. I mean tomorrow, yes, hello. I found out that this was confirmed yesterday. So I'm just getting
the flyer made and all that good stuff. And it's going to be fun. It's going to be a fun little
So again, it's gonna be a pajama party. So everyone needs to wear their cutest PJs and yes, we have fun fun little time
so
The party is gonna be from 9 a.m. to 9 a.m.
Right, and early it serves at 9 p.m. The party from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
The Halloween party was from 8 p.m. to midnight, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna let y'all. I'm gonna let y'all have that one.
We're gonna we're gonna go oh, no, no, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m and I'm gonna kind of be like
Around the whole time like I'm gonna be like
Like last time I didn't go on the stage like nobody saw me until 11 and I did like a little
Fucking intro, but I'm gonna kind of be like it like on and off the stage the whole time like I'm just gonna be more like a host if anything
So it'd be fun and
And wait, so no gay little monkey costume is baby.
If that's what your pajamas are, then absolutely.
You wear it.
We're literally wherever hell you are.
You wear it at home.
I can't tell you what to wear.
But the theme is cute Valentine's Day PJs.
But if that means that you're a gay little monkey with a,
wait, that actually funny.
If you wear the gay little monkey costume,
and then wear a brawn panty over it.
Like a red brawn panty over it.
That would actually be so t.
that would be really funny. So yeah, I'm excited. Are you gonna be gay little
Q-pid? Just, you know, whatever you want, whatever you want. So it's gonna be fun,
but again, it's just an event for anyone who just doesn't have anything to do
on Valentine's Day wants to have fun, wants to turn the fuck up. I'm not sure if
we're gonna have merch there or not yet. We are still not sure since we are
dropping the merch online a few days before. And the merch was kind of a
should show last time at the venue, not a shit show, but like it was just a little bit
of a headache. So we don't know if we're going to do the merch at the venue, because
we are going to be having the merch on the website a few days before Valentine's Day.
Anyway, so yeah, so we will see, we will see, I'll keep you posted on that. But you
could dress as a Rose. Sorry, absolutely. Anything that means Valentine's Day to you?
Anything that means Valentine's Day to you, half fun.
Yes, and it is 21 plus, and it is 21 plus.
It's 21 plus, and there will be a Patreon BTS
absolutely, same as the Halloween party.
There will be a Patreon BTS of the day.
Can you do a St. Patrick's Day party?
Yes, okay, thank you so much.
Okay, so that's a little bit too soon.
So I'm gonna need a little bit more time off than that.
Cause this is the same battery stay next month.
I'm gonna need a little bit more time than that.
A little bit more time than that.
Open bar now.
Now we said this last time,
y'all are gonna be like,
this way, no, or absolutely the fuck not.
Do you know how much up?
Do you know how much an open bar costs for 1,000 people?
You don't wanna know.
Baby, you don't wanna know.
I don't even drink.
You think I'm a pay for all y'all to get fucking turt
And I'm not even having none and I'm not even putting a drop of liquor on my lips. Oh fuck no, baby. Oh absolutely not. Oh, no
I love y'all but not that I
Love y'all but god damn
You know as money that's gonna cost
It's gonna be bad. Baddies episode in the fucking crowd you're gonna be fighting each other and shit. I can't have that. I can't have that
So no open bar. No open bar.
With that shit is definitely probably a lot of fucking money.
$30,000 probably honestly probably.
I wouldn't imagine property property here.
I don't know bro.
I want to imagine probably around there.
And if you are participating in 75 soft, please save your minimal alcohol
Hall consumption for this one night.
Please, please, no, of course there's a bar.
Of course there's a bar.
I'm just not paying for the back and direct the expense.
Oh my god, okay, also I'm fucking,
this is like now like getting hot with his dang head
sense.
So I'm gonna switch over.
Hold on.
Yeah, I got hell of money.
Yeah, I got hell of money.
I'm gonna go ahead and let my ass out of the exo.
Hey, okay, there we go.
All right.
You should go on tour.
Absolutely the fuck not.
No, thank you.
Yeah, that's not.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
just the way my brain is set up and like the way that I don't like to travel, absolutely not.
Absolutely not, so that would not, I love you, but I would never happen.
I love you, but for the sake of my sanity, that would just simply never happen.
So yeah. No, it just don't happen.
Torrent general sounds like a nightmare. So it was sort of what exactly to stand on the stage.
Oh my god, Doris, what?
Pool party, that could be fun, that could be fun.
Maybe in the summer or something.
So yeah, so Valentine's Day party confirmed
at the Vermont Hollywood on the 14th, 9 p.m.
to 1 a.m., tickets will go on sale soon.
I will keep you posted when that is.
the
It's like you're in, yeah, yeah, you're you're you're you say to get through
Yeah, how do you pronounce it though?
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I turn out to ya'll we
Ya'll we
Ya'll we
Okay, we'll just know there will be a lot of ya'll we and Yuri at my party
Dweller avoids with the five gifted. Thank you. Dweller avoids with the five
Girl I'm even I want you to try to say did I say it right?
Oh, it's pronounced yout yout yout yout
We yout!
Yout!
Ah, fuck, guys, funny.
You know, Maui, Maui, Maui, Maui, Maui, Maui.
Go on back to Hanolo, Lord, just to get thought.
Bangle Tiger with the five gift.
Thank you, Bangle Tiger with the five.
Rose twice thrown into the crowd.
Chicken, that will hurt somebody.
I got to be careful not to really hurt.
Those things are pretty heavy.
Those things are pretty fucking heavy.
So you gotta be careful with that.
You gotta be careful with those.
Oh, I'm back to...
I'm the Lulu.
Just to get that.
They pack a punch.
Oh yeah, they do.
Well, it is 21 plus, so I guess if I did want to throw a rust twice in the crowd, I guess that would be a possibility, but I will think of something, so I'll also throw into the crowd, but it is going to be, it is going to be a fun little time, it is going to be a fun little time, so how do we know this information, maybe I'm grown, I did, see that's how I know that something I'll weren't here, my first ever giveaway that I did on Twitch when I got 50 subscribers, I did a rose to a giveaway.
I dressed up as a rose toy and I gave away rose toys.
This was two years ago.
Some of y'all just weren't here for that.
And that did happen.
That did happen.
And there are people in here that were here for that
and they could tell you that that had happened.
And the winner of the rose toy
is actually still frequency the chat today,
So if you ever see Bucky Stars in here, Bucky Stars was, well look at that, Bucky Stars pinned comment right here, I was, not only were you there, but Bucky you were a rose toy recipient.
How are you, how do you feel? Why can I pin Bucky's comment? Okay, well.
Yeah, so.
So netty spaghetti with the five gift.
Thank you netty spaghetti with the five.
But yeah, that was so much fun.
That was so much fun.
Oh, because it's a big highlighted.
Okay, okay.
Yes, we are good friends now.
Thank you in the room. It's time for.
That's great. Oh, my God. That is so funny.
Oh, that is so funny.
Yeah, we used to be having it.
Well, we still do have a time, but girl, my God.
Dude, maybe I should hit up Adam and Eve
for the sponsorship for the party, you know what?
Cause they do me.
Okay, cool.
I can't even show you the way I'm thinking of things.
Sorry, I just texted my name.
I said, I can't see if they're free, I can see if they're free.
So they're got something for me.
No, I'm burgring!
Dude, it's only been 40 minutes and it's happened three times.
Why the heck?
It's every time I pick up my phone when I feel like, well, and I turn the Wi-Fi off.
Why does that happen?
It's like every time I turn my phone on for some reason, it seems to be big old freak,
big booty, big old freak, big old freak, but also guys it's okay if it's just for
one second, it's okay, it's okay, I didn't burger for you, okay, great, great, great,
great. I don't even know okay again. Don't say 90 million games. I don't know what I want to play today.
I kind of actually, okay because we did buy this game and then I just didn't do anything with it.
So I do actually want to try it. We did try and then it just didn't go very well for me.
So I think I actually want to try this one again and see what happens 90 million games.
I want to try this one again, the long dark, and I want to try this one again.
This is basically a survival simulator, a winter survival simulator, so I want to see how
If I could, I'm burglaring again on the God.
I'm back.
Again, I'm in.
Okay.
I
I did shut the Wi-Fi off on my phone. I don't know why I'm not sure that's so shit in fucking matter like fucking bullshit
Okay
Survival new
new. Okay last time I did, what level did I do last time?
Maybe I should try Pilgrim for new players.
There's a last time I didn't do so good. Okay random put me somewhere random.
And I want to be a female. And my name. Okay.
Vanilla survives.
Okay.
I
I had to click. I was waiting for it's a load. I'm like, hello. He nailed him on the show. Okay. I can't even read the fucking quote.
Dang is dark as fucking here. Oh, I'm in I'm inside.
Okay, this is already off to a good start and they started me inside for a fucking change.
Oh, okay
Okay, well, look, I already got a home base, I already got some sort of little base over here.
So that's nice.
Before it just dropped me in the middle of a fucking pond.
Oh, look at this, search mental container.
I think I can use this.
Okay, I'll take that, a bandage.
Okay, nice.
All right.
Was there even anything in there that I could like use or
I don't know. Okay, well, let's go searching. Seems to be about 7 a.m. Birds or chirping.
And I need to kill something to eat. And I will take this stick.
What's that over there? If there looks to be something over there as well?
I can't really tell though
I'll take another stick and another stick
This is my worst nightmare series since I once said no dude
Are you I literally wouldn't even know what the fuck to do? I genuinely would have was that a rock
I will take that as well like this would tell us in the I would just be gathering rocks and sticks and just hoping for the piss
It's like, I literally would not know what the fuck to do.
Okay, so now what, I'm not seeing any,
is there like a four season somewhere over here or even a holiday
and I'll even settle for a holiday
and or something like at this point.
Okay, now, is there a boat?
She's breathing loud, okay.
Let me tell her to shut the fuck up.
Voice, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
I don't think it's a good idea if I fall into this freezing cold water.
Maybe we go back up here.
Yeah, I'll even do a motel six, honestly, at this point.
Okay, see, that's the thing, so I, okay, so I didn't buy the full game, and when
I did play this game a few years ago, I, this was all I played was the survival mode,
and I didn't know there was a story line.
I didn't know there was a storyline mode, so we're just doing survival, and they just
dropped me in the middle of a freaking wherever the fuck I'm at, and where you, we just
got to survive.
I don't know how to make any tools. I don't know how to do shit, man. I don't know how to do fucking shit. So we're just going to survive until we die.
Which is really not going to be a powerful.
Well, we'll probably last longer than we did last time.
Is her breathing still loud? I thought I'd fucking lower her breathing.
Wait, wait, please. My name is Goldilocks. I would like to meet your family. Please.
I heard you make a really good porridge, and I'm hungry.
Where did he go?
Come on, please.
Wait, okay, but why is he scared?
Is it supposed to be the other way around?
Like, isn't he supposed to like get run after me?
BUDDYS!
Can I like craft something or like fucking...
Let me see. Okay great so I don't know how to make fucking shit. Okay I need a hunting knife.
Can I have a fuck to make a hunting knife? I don't even have that unlocked.
Oh girl I can't make a goddamn thing. I can't.
Okay select tool hunting. I'll have to find a hunting knife. It's a kind of make hunting knife.
You could throw stones at them. To kill them. No don't. Don't tell me that.
I don't want to have to do that, but I'm hungry and I don't have a choice and I do
have one rock, okay, so how do I get my rock?
Let's make stupid rock.
Oh, black bears are nice.
Oh, here it is.
Okay, use.
Okay, well, I missed.
Miss, so that's not good. Okay, I'll be sure I.
Oh, he's fine!
Okay, he's fine. Okay, I can't do that again. I can't do that again.
are you okay little guy okay he's okay he just got a little scared he's
fine he's running off for this little friend okay I can't I'm gonna have to be
vegetarian I can't do that I can't do that yeah I'm I'm I'm I'm out of a
starving death here man I don't think I can do that yeah I don't think I can do
that buddy is there anything over here like what's that a car oh
Oh, Perch, my God, thank God, did you drive out of here?
Perfect, I found a car.
Okay.
Is that a wolf?
Who's following me?
Okay, it's okay, sorry.
Excuse me, jeez.
Oh, beef jerky. Okay, nice antibiotics. Oh, this is awesome. We're all a bar. Oh, this is fucking awesome. Okay, but I can't. So I can't. They know I've got to get a glass in it. Okay, all right.
I can't get you!
Wait!
Oh, he's gonna get you a careful Omega-dee's chasing.
I know he's not chasing him.
He wasn't just freaking out, like everyone needs to relax.
Okay, where were those wolves that I just heard?
I think you can go ice fishing, you can go ice fishing.
I remember that from the part of the game you have to find out like upon though.
Where those wolves I heard? Oh look, wait.
There's some more stuff over here.
Oh no, what does he eat in? Oh no. No!
Why would you do that?
I don't even have a tool. Can I use my hand? Oh.
Okay, let's do two hours worth of meat.
Guys, I'm a hungry though!
the third be a risk. Oh fuck. Okay, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta set a fire. I'm sorry.
Okay, I gotta start a fire. Is there somewhere over here? Maybe, maybe in this little,
This is not even a shack. This is just bare bones of a house.
Oh look over here. I've got good thing he helped actually because now I could see that there's actually
some shelter over here.
Okay perfect.
the
goal you had a house but i need to find the more thing look at this is awesome
if i were you
please say there's a
okay i thought there was gonna be a
are you serious is this is awesome
look at this
time to one
come on come on
Come on, come on.
Come on.
You fucking kidding me, okay.
60% chance of starting fire, okay, come on. We can do this.
Wait, I need Tinder.
It's going down.
I'm yelling Tinder.
Okay.
Can I, I could craft that though, I think.
Yeah, let me craft six of those.
Okay, all right come on come on
That's fucking go. Okay, amazing. Now, okay, I'm gonna cook some water. Go. And then how do I,
Gamey, what's the difference between fresh and Gamey? The Gamey don't look too good.
good. The game you don't look too good. Gay meat. It means it tastes more like wild meat,
ugh. Well, I mean if I'm hungry, I'm gonna have to eat it. So, you know, it's sometimes
when you get meat and it tastes like it's from, it tastes like the way a farm smells. I
I'm talking hate that shit.
I don't know cooking slots available, okay.
So I gotta wait for this.
Okay, I have, okay, cool.
So I got fire for 40 minutes.
This is awesome.
Let me look around a little bit.
Oh, you just grab metal?
Yeah, I'm absolutely take this.
A tender plug?
Quality tool, dude.
This is awesome.
Sure. Oh wait shit my fire's gonna go out. Oh my god. I'm so fucking stupid because that's looking out already do
Which did I just burn my food? Oh my fucking god
What did it say I didn't read what it said when I picked it
Is it still edible
How do I see the things I have, where did it go?
It's a gun.
I don't see it.
It disintegrated. Okay, I'm gonna cook the gamey meat. Okay, and I'm gonna I'm gonna cook
I know items. Okay, I'm gonna make some more water. 55 minutes until ready. The gamey
We have 40 minutes on this, okay, so let me add, well that's some cool now, we got an hour and 11 minutes, and now I just got to make sure that I just don't take too long to do anything.
We get some more sticks.
How long is this requires a hatchet, okay, of course it fucking does.
Okay, so when I have tools now, so that's going to have a tool basket for a bucket or I
Have tools so I could build
Something right
Okay, so what they always supposed to do okay?
Wait, these are kind of fire
Okay, so I'm going to need a knife and I don't know where I'm supposed to find that.
Oh, I can check at the car.
Beef jerky and a flare.
Oh, there's a, there's a glove box coming here.
Oh, nice, a little hat, okay.
37 minutes, still ready. So, got some time. And my water is 19 minutes, still ready. Check
the trunk. Oh, suitcase. Sure, I'll absolutely take these. Absolutely, I will.
Is there anything else in here, no?
Sure.
Absolutely.
Okay, this is good.
I like this place.
I like it here.
And I'm getting warm, and I'm tired though, so I should take a nap here.
But I have to wait for my fucking stupid.
Okay, I need to wait for my stupid shit to cook.
the carberator in connected to the
uh...
cloth sure
uh... so case i don't know what the
i don't know what i'm supposed to do at this point because i don't got no knife i can't kill
these animals i'm gonna just have to find some that are already dead
somehow
and just hope the best
is almost ready. Just keep exploring. Okay, I will do. They have mushrooms. That's
actually a good question. Maybe some areas do. Okay, one minute. So my water is ready.
Okay, I will take my water and I will take my can and I will take
But I thought I could cook the um...
Okay.
I thought I could cook the leg inside or something for some.
How am I supposed to do with those?
How am I supposed to do with the...
Oh, past time until ready.
Oh, girl, I didn't know I could do that.
Okay.
Take that.
Okay, and then I'm going to...
Okay, how long?
Okay, I've got two hours of heat, I'm going to take a nap, I'm going to place my bed.
Do I have one?
Yes.
Oh, be the best sleep ever.
It can I put more...stick...3 hours and I'll sleep for 4 hours.
Whew, man!
Okay, let me sleep a little bit more actually, another 4 hours.
No, they're not gonna get too cold.
ship it's the middle of the night.
It looks like, I can't tell if the sun just went down.
Or if it's going, every it's just, it's not to go up.
Shit.
I'm like, oh, I don't know what I don't have a stick.
In the fire went out.
Okay, I'm just gonna take another nap.
And maybe I put on, is this hat colder, which one's better?
In your layer.
30% like this one's better, I think.
Oh, I have two hats on.
Oh, okay, I can do two at the same time.
Okay, so I've got three pairs of pants.
Okay, nice, nice, nice, all right, um, can I need to sleep? I need to sleep a little bit more.
I think this sun just went down, so I'm asleep. And I might get a little cold, but that's okay, I'm asleep for six out.
I'll be alright.
Oh, that wasn't even that bad.
Hello?
Hello?
How's this happening?
Oh, it's the northern lights.
Wow.
Oh my god, Ana full moon.
Wow.
This is beautiful.
Oh my god.
Water? Oh yeah, I'm thirsty. Guys, how is this? What is happening?
Are the aliens gonna come get me?
Okay, I'm drinking my water.
Boom.
Am I hungry? Yes, I'm also a little hungry. And I'm going to eat
The still, we're all of our.
I didn't really do shit. I'll also eat some beef jerky.
Dang, I'm fucking hungry bro. Okay, I'm away to sit so you might need eat my meat. Okay.
Wow, this is beautiful. Why is the music like this though?
Are there aliens in this game?
I'm scared.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I got my bed, I got my bed.
Okay, I'm just going to keep trucking on, I guess.
Can I go up here?
I'm going to try to climb up here.
You know, this bitch got no type of stamina.
It's crazy.
Also, I remember from the last time I played,
you could break your leg like so easy.
If you just go up like a little fucking incline,
you fucking break your leg.
Wow, what's going on?
Wow, what's down there?
Nothing.
There's just a really good place leading me anywhere, exciting.
Let me go back.
Okay, I'm going to go up anywhere from there.
Go back down.
Go back. Hold on.
I'll put you up back up here.
Minor bruising and torrent or micloathing from that.
From that little last jump.
Okay.
The good thing I just found a T that manages pain, I can make this into a T that manages
pain.
Okay, group, go!
Why am I crouching?
Oh.
to
this look at this as gorgeous
why can't do anything with the radio
so weird
Oh, you see when the car's warmer genius genius genius why didn't I think of that?
Okay, I'm gonna go this way, which I think is the way I came from
Look the other cars doing it to oh my god, it's just a phenomenon
It's just so weird.
A feminine omin' on requires pry bar.
Okay, freaking freaked out, scared, and we're gonna get big.
Who are you?
Oh, whoa, why do he look green as it comes to the sky?
Is it an alien wolf?
It could be.
Oh, you guys, how do you actually say with the northern, oh, how do you actually say,
Overall, it's not a ruralist.
Borealis, borealis, borealis, borealis, hey another car.
I'm going to take a nap, I'm going to take a nap, how do I take a nap in the car?
Do I use my sleeping bag?
Actions.
I don't think I can just sleep in the car.
if I go to the back seat,
I don't know there is no back seat,
maybe there is no back seat.
Okay.
Oh my, okay, I'm now getting scared.
What the hell is going on?
Oh, this is my old house.
That I was at before.
Maybe I should have looked around in there a little bit more.
I'm scared. Why is this becoming like a horror kit?
Oh, a pry bar. That's huge. Crafting. I can make a hook for fishing. Okay, but I don't
have anything to fish with.
I'm nothing.
I got nobody makes this anymore.
Guys.
Made a, made a.
Hello.
oh yes oh yeah okay that's good that's good news let me put that jacket on too
oh that's nice I'm nice and warm now
I
Think I came back in here who's made us soup don't mind if I do dog food don't mind if I do
It's peanut butter don't mind coffee dude this place is fucking
Stacked
Hello
Can you read me can you read me?
You all got a fanat on here, can I?
No, okay.
Oh, the bed!
Fuck, you give me another six hours of sleep.
Dired.
I survived one full day.
You woke up fully rested.
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
Look, and suddenly nothing is being weird and creepy anymore.
search the trash can. Is there anything else to search or boom? All right. All right, I'm
out of here. All right, another day I survived one full day, which is probably more
than I would have survived if I was actually here. So, already pretty proud of myself.
All right, I am going to continue on this way and I'm going to see what this, because we
went to the right yesterday, so now we're going to go to the left and see what I can find.
It's that across over there.
We are seeing that before.
Okay.
Eat food soon.
Okay.
Well.
Well we see actually probably eat my meat that I made.
Where is that out?
Mm-hmm.
Dang.
Still have full hunger, the big piece, the big ass piece, okay?
There's stick.
Okay, I gotta be careful going down here, and I want to fucking break my leg.
All right, let's see this view. Wow! That is nice. Okay. So I want to head that way. I want
to head that way. So I'm going to have to cross somehow. I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed
into that. I don't know if that's going to be possible. Maybe I could swim.
But we're a idea. Jump. Okay, I might be able to make that. Oh, so you can't even jump
in this game. So that's good. Okay. Alright, so this looks like a dead end for me.
Um, see, maybe I could just get all the way down here.
Ooh, okay, we're all going to break a leg.
Uh, no, I think I'll be okay.
Just go down there a little bit, okay.
Nice.
And then I think if I'm quicker, I think the water shouldn't be that.
bad. I don't think like a little cold plunge am I right?
Okay, she didn't even try. She didn't even try. Like, she didn't even, if they told me, I didn't know how to swim, then obviously I wouldn't have jumped in the water.
I thought...
Man, I don't get no, I'm not cheating that, I don't get the fuck, like, he's stupid fucking game.
I mean, we used to fucking watch it.
Happy birthday, Raymond. I guess we have.
I guess we have.
I thought she could at least swim for two seconds even if it were to gave her high-volt 30 up
Okay, fuck that fuck a game
I just wasn't at least feel like I wasn't missing out
Because I spent money on that fucking game. Okay, you know what I actually do want to play?
We're kind of like playing random house games, right?
Somebody ought to be real happy about this
Yes, well, before I promise you anything, leave me an
make sure it's ready to go.
Oh my god, I'm sorry about that.
Okay, so I'm going to be really happy about this.
Nope, no one said it yet.
yet.
If only sent two of you would be happy.
Technically yes, but it was not going to be you and Kouder, you know, probably mean Jessica
and so he, or possibly Emma and so he.
I'm not sure, I want to say Jessica and so he.
Yes, dead by daylight.
Yes, it's been a minute.
It's been a minute.
Let's get into this.
Let's get into this.
Oh, let me see.
Oh, my god, Christina, these are...
Oh, my god, it's like the cutest picture of Lady Ever.
Look at this picture of Lady and her flower bed.
Oh.
Lady, why don't you focus on her.
Beautiful face, there we go.
Oh, Lady is so cute.
She loves that.
I got it.
Okay girl, we need to be close in.
Okay, so who's new is I was a new people in here, new killers?
Who the fuck is this?
Did I buy you something?
I remember buying something.
What the hell is that?
Oh, is that Vanny or Vekna?
I thought it was Vanny.
I thought it was Vanny.
Who is it?
Yes, it's Vanny. It's Vanny. Oh my god. I forgot about this.
Woo freaky, okay. Let's see. Are there some new killers?
Look, the animatronic. Okay, but why is here? He looks like Springtrap and here. Did I buy a skin for it?
I did, I bought the skin now, now it's all coming back to me. Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Okay, I want to be Springtrap.
Yeah, I kind of got a scarier voice, okay.
Um...
The fuck is this?
Who in the hell is that? Okay, I don't remember that guy.
The artist is she new? I don't even know, guys. I barely played this game.
Oh, look at that. Oh, the little crusty toes. Look at that. Oh, is she new?
No?
No?
My name, my name, he love me.
Okay.
So is there any new killers or no?
Doesn't look like it.
Look at, like, cross and goole or new.
Okay.
Krauss and Gouil.
This guy too, what the hell is this? Dungeon and Drunk.
Oh, body fucking T, first of all, okay.
The Gouil, this guy's new?
What's this from? Judicial, guys? I'll Tokyo, go.
Oh my god, he's just hooping in Holland.
Okay, uh...
And then who's the other one? No, Krauss too.
Oh, girl, get up!
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I didn't move my camera, just so you can see that one.
Oh, Spring trap, just... I need to get spoiled.
Wait, wait, hold on. Girl, get up!
Wait, did you like, I need to show you how what she was just doing?
Oh girl, get up.
Oh.
Well, okay, I need to read about her because this,
let's, let me see.
I should look at my mercy and a tick talk of this one.
Okay, how do I open her bio? Okay.
Barong Sukapoth's operatic rehearsals in Thailand.
We're sea of emotion, but despite tiring efforts,
she was unable to become anything more than an understudy.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Okay, so she drank a bottle, her friend gave her a bottle
told her to drink it, and she did. Each night another will inhabit your body, but she
will be a success of the stage like me, so she did it, and then her skin felt softer,
and she got her audition and then, as she thanked the director before coughing blood
onto the hanker shift, and that night she slept, as soothing warmth rift down her body,
She bolted up right next she lay in the she lay in the yard. She didn't recognize covered in blood
Oh my god, she's sent me home. Okay
Okay, so there's like another being that lives inside of her
Oh my goodness
Wow, okay, it's pretty cool though. Okay
Okay, um, alright, so let's play as the killer first.
Let me play as Springtrap first.
My volume low, or my the game volume is low.
What's more?
games low
crank it up a little bit
I think I'm gonna die in this
horror
I think I'm gonna die in this
horror
I don't want to
It's going to be okay, me and SpringTrap are going to protect you.
Okay, don't worry.
I honestly don't even remember.
I know that can't I like go through doors or something?
From who?
You don't want to know?
From golden Freddy.
What perks do you have?
Good question.
Don't even know.
Couldn't even tell you?
We're about to find out.
Calipso is with the 913.
Thank you.
Okay.
So in this game, you can either play as the killer who I'm playing as or you can play as a survivor.
It's online, so it's with real people.
So there's four survivors and one killer.
So my job as the killer is obviously to freaking kill everybody.
Dang!
Okay, we're at the Michael my yours the me guy on my yours map. Okay, so I got to
Keep my eyes peeled
Ah, look at that already off to a bad start. They're already fucking shit up
Ready, what is ready aim?
Okay, well, I, I don't know you could, what the hell they do? I don't know you can e-mo!
And, oh best. Hey! You're all good over here! Fuck you thought this was.
a hell?
You thought she was sweet?
Why is she doing play the game?
No.
Run.
I'm going to get you.
What are they doing?
Nice outfit though.
Scream.
Ooh.
I don't like his voice actor.
I feel like they couldn't do the better job with this.
This should hire me.
Okay, I'm going my reclaimed ass.
Oh shit.
Okay.
On the go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I want to go to this one.
Wee!
Freddy!
Oh!
Anyone up here?
Okay.
Just making sure.
Alright, so no one's up here.
Oh, he's already here.
Yeah, I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go to door six.
girl and what exactly did you think was gonna happen?
Okay.
Okay, let me just...
Damn it, this...
I like that a doughnut!
I don't know!
More like mommy!
With a 50-dollar doughnut!
Hey, vanilla, genuinely love you so much. I really really want to eat it to pull a bowl with you.
He's a love Matty. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Matty. Oh, no, more Matty. I say more Mommy.
More Matty with the 50. Thank you, more Matty with the 50. And I wonder what? I have an actual
bowl in a while. I like rodeo express if you know me. That's my choice of bowl. And also,
I don't know if you saw that I posted on my story the other day. But ice took one of the
rodeo expressed employees as he was labeled on to get this footage.
Yeah! As he was sweeping the girl with the hell!
As he was sweeping the parking lot and I posted the link to
Joan Aates to the family on my story the other day.
But yeah, I was fucking awful. That's my favorite
play a game so nice over there and that's where I did my meat and greet. I hear you
I hear someone in here. Maybe I'm just crazy. Okay how many more generators
If they need to do four more, okay, I think I'm doing okay. I think I'm doing okay.
You go over here
Ah, look at this dude. I haven't seen this motherfucker for you
I'm gonna hit it.
Bitch!
Boy!
You thought that you were going to get away from me?
I mean, that gives us what I think is us right here, alright, perfect. So let's see. Oh, no, they got okay. They got a generator done. I don't like that look. Oh, okay. Okay, really.
They're all you dummy.
Okay, I'm not worried about you though.
I'm worried about your friend over here.
What are they doing?
I think I've played just game before they just being done.
Because I'm really bad at the game.
Do you think they know that it's me?
Is it safe in LMA?
You didn't know what's me?
Okay, she's dead dead. So I just killed her like forever.
I just make sure I know where you're going.
Anyone down here? So nice little basement I got here.
This is nice.
All right, let me go back up here. Okay, they only need two more generators, so that's not too good.
Hey, I'm going to go through here, and I would like to go to the air, hope to see you.
Fuck!
Hey guys!
Here's me!
Go!
I've had enough of your stupid fucking, whatever the hell, I don't even know what instrument that is,
instrument that is but I've had enough of it but I've had it.
Okay.
We're going around the rose.
He's like a full of cozy as you.
That's just we all fall down.
Okay.
Okay.
Boom.
See ya, okay, she is on her second hook.
You're all you thought you were going to get away from me, okay, these two are like in love,
they don't play about each other.
Can you know what, I love that a little bit of you are never hurt either.
If y'all want to die, you're going to die together.
If y'all want to die, you're going to die together.
I'm sorry, that's just how it's going to be.
Wait, where'd her friend go?
What the hell?
Where'd she go? How did she get up?
Is that a poke or something?
It's hurt someone moaning.
A pastor in the house.
Oh, girl, what the fuck?
She's cheating!
How the hell would she do that?
It's a fur?
Okay, you got me good there bro. You got me good there. I'm gonna let you out that guy know it's for
Wait
the
one
one
where do you go
and they just looped me
about two more generators to do.
Girl!
I can the head, boom.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm sorry about this, but I have to do it.
I really do like this character in the outfit though, it's really cute.
Sorry.
Dang it.
Hey!
Where did you come from?
Boy!
All right, let me just throw you over here really quickly.
Okay, I'm gonna go into a george just for fun.
Do you not have any other spring traps skills, baby? I don't know. I don't play this
dang game. Oh, I picked a perfect george though. Look who I found. Oh, dang it! Wait.
I put her down. How do I put her down?
I can taste. Oh, your fear.
Okay, it's no good. Okay, it's fine.
Come back, please.
Okay, nice well I killed everyone
My god, he's a wizard to
Miranda be with the five thank you Miranda be with the five oh
My gosh, okay, none of them even said anything to me. They all left. Okay, like I thought maybe if like
Like I don't even know what the hell was going on like I thought that they were just being nice. Makes me think they knew it was me
Okay, so I'm going to play as a survivor now, play as a survivor, so now I'm going
to try to not get killed.
Okay, what a level of I am. Who's this?
Level 3, oh, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood 2. I was about to say.
Yeah, I was like, I'm about to say I could have sworn I leveled up before that.
More than that, at least.
wait did you pick out of your ass? just now you're absolutely right I did
absolutely the fuck I did okay um
share first how do I see my purpose okay no no good then
no okay I don't play this game that much so I did have a good skin on like
another account and then I don't know how I like it didn't go to this account. I don't need a mouse.
But once upon a time I did have a full-skid.
Guys, I don't even know what leveling up does.
I'm gonna bring a little kneeling thread and I'm gonna offer
I'm going too off her.
None remaining. Okay, so what the hell are they?
Just never mind. You can buy them. You can buy them.
Look, everybody's mag is three of us are mag.
Can you make us see your name as a visible to them?
Oh, I can do that interesting, facing the trickster.
The trickster slows down when throwing blades.
Throwing blades?
Isn't trickster one that looks like a real person?
I don't like him.
Okay, what we're going to start here.
Alright, I could do this.
Hey, Meg.
Keep your eye out for the trick, sir, Meg.
He's a K-pop idol, isn't he?
Actually, a killer K-pop idol.
Okay, baby, he's here.
Baby, where?
Oh, baby here.
Ouch!
Baby, he's here.
Ouch!
Stop!
Okay, okay, how the fuck did he hit that one?
Ouch! Oh, he's gay. He has a gay thing on his.
Oh, please!
Let go of me!
Why is he picking me up? Why is he just throwing a 900 bucks?
Who is this guy?
Stop! Oh, there he goes with his damn police!
You're telling me this fucker is a K-pop idol?
Okay, well at least he's at least he's gay.
Oh, he's some sort of an ally or the community.
I'll look at his life back.
Meg, can you please save me, Meg?
Okay, he's already going after my sister, Meg.
Okay.
He's already going after my good sister, Meg.
Meg, okay, now why would you?
Okay.
So, not really a good idea if you could do that while he's chasing us.
Okay, well, he's chasing her, not me.
not me. So while that's happening, I'm gonna go really far away over here and I'm
going to heal myself. He's only at high school fair of you high school. Look at his
thing on the...
Fairview High School.
Suzy Lavoie? Oh no, that's I guess maybe his arch nevisis or something because he
crossed her picture out.
Okay, we're not, oh we already we only need two generators left oh my god I didn't do
shit well I guess in all that time that he was running me around they all got the generators done
so that's pretty good there are any other ones that I can do if that one's done okay
that's not okay well they're actually not doing too good over here okay so I'm gonna
I have to save my sisters.
Do you think he's on me?
Come on, girl.
Meg, this way. Meg, follow me.
Oh my god.
This one done, too. What's that?
A flash grenade. What the fuck?
How do I use it?
RT to drop it? Okay, I got a fucking grenade.
Come here, bitch. Oh.
I thought it was the wrong way.
So I thought it would throw it. Okay, no. I got you says, so worry
Let me heal you right here. I'm out of frame. I'm not afraid of the tree. Stir
Everybody
Eat some deeks, sir
Okay, maybe Grolders nothing to be afraid of. Okay, damn, every generator I'm, oh, I thought that was him.
Every generator I'm seeing there are already finished, so where the hell are the other ones? Uh oh.
Maybe he's here.
Oh, okay, he's going that way. I'm looking for another fucking generator. Is there like a basement or something?
wait is this one not done? oh don't worry guys I got this one
oh thank you Meg
baby he here
No, he's not, we're good.
Look at how fast we're doing this damn generator.
Woo, okay. We're good.
Okay, and the other two girls are on another generator.
Maybe he's here.
Maybe he's here!
Who we can't both run the same way?
It's okay.
I risked it for my sisters.
I'm sorry I let him right to you girl. I'm so sorry about that. Shit, I did not. I did not know she was over there.
We did it!
Mad, please heal me for the love God!
Megan!
Megan, please!
Okay, maybe we should do this first.
Are you fucking kidding?
Okay, well, okay, well, I'm healed all of a sudden.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Y'all don't know what that means.
Like, I healed for my perk.
Oh, awesome.
Okay, yes, it's blocked, but is that because he had a perk that blocks it or something?
You're stuck in that big?
When does it go away?
It was the perk is called no way out, like a minute, okay.
I just want to take a trip by water right now then.
What the fuck would she leave me here?
Look, look at that.
Girls, just go, I'm just gonna loop him over here.
So my other girls can get out.
Meg, why would you not fucking go together?
Baby, he coming.
Oh my god.
Okay, well, at least the other two can maybe get out. I hope they're pulling the thing.
What are they doing? Why are they hurt?
Oh my god, please please please. Oh my god, my queen's my queen's my queen's my queen's my queen's my queen's.
My queen's my queen's my queen's let's go. Who are we happy to see?
guys we have
whoo
okay hold on we can do this
we can do this
oh fuck no baby baby
okay hold on
oh he got somebody
oh shit he got her
he got her he got her
oh he opened it who opened it
okay it's open it's open hold on
Why oh I'm hurt. I'm hurt. That's why I'm like why am I mown it and grown in
I'm hurt
May can you please heal me
Is she okay with my phone call me
She can't fit. I'll be camping. I'll be camping it. I think oh
She's going she's going no sister left behind. Okay. She's going
I'll be scamping it still.
Go, now's the time.
Oh man, I gotta go.
Remember I said no sister left behind?
At least we just try to get the seeds in here like that.
Okay, almost got it open though.
No, I think we can do this.
I think if she gets me, okay, so she, okay, so is he chasing her?
Can he probably get up and hook me next? Okay.
Okay girl, come on, come on, come on.
No, no, please leave me alone. Please. Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, come on. Come on.
Oh, she's dead.
She's dead. Okay, come on. We got to make a decision. I don't know where the hatch is. I think the hatch is probably the hatch probably closed by now
Baby come on, come on
Go go, just pick her up
We're gonna do it. Okay, she's pissing me off. There's no way you can be that close
You all for the love of Christ.
I think we can do this.
If they just go the back way.
You all come on!
Please!
Oh, he's right there.
You'll start making your way.
Okay, yes.
Yeah, he's right there. He's right there. He's right there. Somebody clean. Please
Come on guys we can do this man. Come on. Oh
Hey, what it oh my god my sister's my big sister's
Oh my god thank you, Max
Me and the bags made it out. I'm sorry to this lady this other girl she did not make it out
Like, I'm not making it do that. Oh my god, I think I type something to them. I love you, Meg's. Okay, they all have for us. I said, that okay, just go away.
All right, let's do this again.
You can change the blood marks to pink.
That's cute.
That's probably less graphic.
How do I do that?
Graphics?
Video?
Where's that?
Where's that going to be, Accessibility Mini, because it's color, color-blind mode?
Mode?
How do I make it pink?
or beta? Where where is that at? General and then beta, okay, hold on.
Oh, fine!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see what my perks are.
I got dark sense, adrenaline, sprint burst, and resilience.
Baby sitter, see the Harrington.
So I don't know if there's any other ones that I should be switching out for any of these, but let me know I guess
Do dayjavu
Where's that?
Instead of what? Dayjavu instead of what?
Instead of darksense
Did I click any time? I think I did
Nancy walk up down real
Oh my oh my god, look at that one's funny
That's what they call her. Oh no
I'm going against freaking Springtrap.
Don't walk with Sprint Burst. You get the, it could be his all shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I couldn't read all of that.
Okay, so this is like a long front night.
Nancy, oh my god, Nancy, walk them down Wheeler.
Wait, is that Nancy?
I can't even tell.
She is all fucked up, okay.
Is that the Nancy walking down Wheeler?
I don't think so. I can't. I don't think so. I can't. I don't think so.
What's that, her? I like this girl, so I like her hair and her stripes.
Or I like this map. I like this map. I ironically, this is all my fair maps.
Oh! A mama of any behind you! Oh, girl!
Okay, oh, oh my gosh, she just hold in her like a piece of meat, look at the fuck.
Is she going to come after me now, probably?
We're moving back from itself.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
That's Vanessa Glitch's Shrap Girl.
We're too many to keep up with.
All right, come on, get me off.
help me help me somebody help me okay this game is off to a hot start
or glitch track or whatever I'm gonna just keep following her okay please
can thank you okay yeah no we're good any sound here thank you guys so much
okay guys okay I'm gonna go this way
Okay, I'm gonna do this one, it looks nice and quiet over here, I think I'll be okay.
As long as she doesn't come through that door.
This is how I mean that she just came out of that door.
Oh no, can I go through the doors too?
Monitor cameras?
What the fuck?
I didn't like to do this, where's she?
What is this accessibility dorm?
Okay, I'm going to start doing this generator.
You guys keep coming over for a little bit of your trap, go she's familiar.
I have to do a sample with a sweat.
I
What did I think was gonna happen I did that like gentle
SIN OF IT!
Hey, anyone doesn't even want to help me over here, maybe?
A little bit stuck, everyone, isn't the worst on the other side of the map, so that's really awesome.
Someone's going to save me, don't.
He's the best team players ever
Thank you guys
Can I maybe get a little heal? Thank you so much
I
Know I'm already on second hook. It's not just looking too good for me
And we still need 4 general about to be 3 right now
Now, no, the line, okay. I thought that was the generator that was just refueling me.
Oh, look at this, guys. We can all do this generator together.
We can all go for Vanny.
Let's go around and see her.
Okay, we're almost done with the generator.
Almost done, almost done.
Oh, she's right there.
Just...
Yep, we're good.
Okay, amazing.
Okay, nice.
I'm just going to hit that guy. Okay, it's his first show of ghost. That's fine.
I'll bring you a little here, hello. I'll bring you that idea.
We need to stay here.
I'm going to be moving.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wooooow!
Wooooow!
Thank you, Leon!
Daddy!
Oh my god, Leon, do you see what he did for me?
guys so I'm actually just bringing Vandy over here I didn't need to do it but I
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I wasn't good of fair.
We're all doing generators though, so that's good.
Okay, I'm about to meet up with this one.
Oh, that person's dead dead.
I got to finish it.
Yeah, okay, one more.
One more and the other girls on it, but I don't know which one she's on.
What is that yellow over there, I don't know what that yellow over there means, is she
on this one?
Oh my god, perfect.
We're home free.
I think.
I'm on Leon.
Oh my god, we did it.
We did it.
Woo!
I'm on this point, please.
I need to take a piss.
I need to take a piss.
I need to take a piss.
I'm on my ass.
Please it looks so bad
Oh, no, please!
But I did it, I did it so that Leon, and I did it, so that Leon, and I did it, and I
Did it so that Leon and not dance the other ladies could get out.
I did it for them.
I want to see, I want to spectate.
OK, come on, spectate, spectate.
What?
Oh, they already got out.
OK.
They did it.
Wow.
OK, again.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Also for the love of God, every freaking day, not every freaking day, that's so dramatic.
I get so many emails of people doing charge backs for their merch.
Just fucking email Dylan, if you have a problem, please email him.
I promise he, you could, you are allowed to return the merch or get a, or something
switched out or whatever.
He answers so quickly and people understand when you do charge backs, it like literally
literally fucks with the whole thing and then I get charged extra when you do the charge back.
And I know that sometimes it's literally people just trying to fucking scam but like,
y'all, you cannot just don't do that.
And y'all know I got your dolls full names and addresses on the thing, right?
Like, nothing I'm gonna do anything weird, but it's just like, y'all are balls.
Y'all are balls, just email, just email, just email, just email, just email.
So weird.
So bold.
There's this one time on Deepop where this girl, and I don't play.
This was a few years ago.
This was like years and years ago.
I ordered a pair.
No, no.
I sold it.
Did I sell them to her?
Did I?
No, yes.
I sold a pair of shoes to this girl.
Okay.
I sold a pair of shoes to this girl on Deepop.
Listen, this is actually so funny.
I feel like I might have told the story of my podcast a while ago,
recently, I thought I'd actually told it like to you guys.
I sold a pair of shoes to this girl on D-pop years ago, right?
They were like 250 dollar shoes, like, and this was, again,
like 250 dollars, 250 dollars.
I sold a pair of shoes to this girl on D-pop, okay?
Send her the fucking shoes.
Everything's fine, whatever.
Um, mind you, her D-pop has a picture of her
and a two full fucking name.
She goes on her damn PayPal or whatever and says that I never sent the shoes and that I didn't
say what the fuck what the hell did he just bend over the hell was that?
Okay I don't know what killer this is but that was scary.
What is he okay does he need help?
I'm not sure if you can see me doing any of that.
Oh, okay. Oh, who the hell is this? Oh, this is the guy with the tea body, okay.
Okay, well, he's just listening to me too good. Okay, anyway, that was strange. Okay, that was a little strange.
Anyway, so she reports to PayPal she didn't get the shoes and they just like they don't even ask me what happened
They just give her the fucking money back. I'm like what the fuck so I'm like bitch
I know I gave you the shoes so what the fuck so I messaged her. I'm like hey, what is there something that I have like what happened like whatever
Can I let me heal you my king oh?
Oh my god, he's healing me first. What in gentleman?
Sorry, I can't even fucking I can't even focus right now. Oh she chasing
Huh?
I think we're good.
Why is her hand on fire?
I've got you.
What the hell was that about?
Okay, you're churn.
So people doesn't even do anything.
So I opened like a fucking counter just few or whatever.
I'm like the bitch got her shoes.
I sent her the fucking shoes.
I don't know what you want me to do to prove that she got these things.
She's got the shoes.
So then I was like, you know what?
No, I'm not better than you get away with this.
Meat flavored with the five gifted. Thank you meat flavored with the five. So I'm like, no, I'm not about to let her get away with this
So I find her Instagram was not that horrible the way because her her fucking deep-op was just her full name
And she had like a like her last name was like super long and like
Russian or something. I don't know it was like a not a super common last name
So I look her up on Instagram, I find her on Instagram, right?
Why on her fucking story, is the bitch wearing my shoes?
What her in to 4k?
Wearing my shoes, swear to God.
Okay.
Quarter in 4k with my fucking shoes on.
She was at a fucking like top ball kind of a thing.
And she was, I remember in the picture, she was like sitting on like a ledge of something.
And she was wearing my damn shirt, they were Jordan's.
By the way, she was wearing my damn Jordan's.
He said, oh, this bitch has gotten fucked up.
Oh, there he comes.
Okay, I'm gonna have to take that.
So I literally send that to PayPal.
I send that shit to PayPal.
I'm like, here is her on her Instagram,
wearing a mine shoes.
Okay, so then he PayPal literally is like,
no, I'm sorry, this is just not enough proof for us.
So like, you know, I'm like, you have to be kidding.
So then, they're just like, okay, we'll tell you what.
We can have her send you back the shoes,
and then everyone's happy.
She gets her refund.
Excuse me, I'm fucking blind.
She gets her refund.
She sends you back the shoes.
I'm like, okay, great.
I'm like, fine, we could do that.
She sends me a box, mind you,
which kills me is that you have to like,
way the box, I fucking use PS.
She sends me a box full of fucking air, okay?
A box with nothing in it, nothing in it.
So I literally make a video,
cause I obviously, I get the box,
I feel there's nothing in it.
She didn't try, she didn't put like another pair
of shoes in it or anything
so like at least let it pass the way.
I take a video of me opening it from the,
before I, it was even open.
And when I sent that to PayPal and they're like, no, we're so sorry.
And I said, okay, you know what?
I'm going to take it a step further.
I said, let's take it a step further.
Mind you, with this point, I invested sure on Instagram.
I was like, you stupid bitch, you were in my fucking shoot.
And again, I invested sure everything.
I was like, you dumb bitch.
It was like, you're so stupid, you were in my fucking shoot.
I'm going to get my money back, whatever.
So then she blocks me, obviously, as she said,
I take it a step further.
I find her parents on Facebook.
Facebook. I'm not sure. I find her mother and her father on Facebook.com and I
message both of them a paragraph letting them know about how their daughter is
a liar in a thief. Okay, I said hello is this your daughter? Well, I would
like to let you know that your daughter is a filthy fucking thief and she stole
my and she stole my $250 for me and you really need to do something about this
because and I sent them a scribe and guess what they've all did. Blocked me.
Apple does it fall too far from the fucking tree and I was like, okay, so this whole family just full of fucking dirty fucking lying and
I'm eating things
so
So yeah, so then
Long story short ended up calling paypal and getting it like escalated whatever and they were like, okay, if you are like
Really serious about this then you could just sign this there's like some form that I was able to sign that basically said like if I'm lying
I could fucking go to jail over this shit and like I swear to God that debits stole my shit
And then they instantly refunded me as soon as I signed that I said perfect
Great and
Cause girl y'all know I wasn't lying. I was like, oh, yeah, I didn't make any of my fucking money back
And then I really really
Debated on sending dog shit to her house
Like a bag of cockroaches or something. I didn't do it
But I really thought about it for a while just sending them
like a hundred cockroaches to her house because I had a address so, um, but I, you know, I, I kind of went, I, once I got my money back, once I got my money back, I was like pretty happy. So, um,
like bitch, I know where you live. Maybe I should do it now. Like, you're gonna fall in your sleep. I wonder if I can still find her fucking if I still have it.
How funny would that be if I didn't now after all this tight revenge is a dish a best served coal man
Revenge is a dish best served gold
He said that bitch of fucking box of fucking cockroaches fucking four years later
She would have no actually was definitely more than four years ago. I was like
Like six years ago at this point because it was like when I was in bat. Yeah, I was in Boston so it was like six years ago
Oh my god. She would yeah
They wouldn't have no fucking idea. Well now they look cuz I just fucking told it or what in the unit
I'm not gonna do it guys, but yeah, I've messaged her fucking parents and everything
I did not play I said bitch I'm gonna get my fucking money
You were not gonna sit here and play with me with with my goddamn shoes on your feet on your fucking Instagram
Oh bitch you got me so fucked up and she looked like Joe Joe C watch you
It's about 80% irritated me even more
Now can show you, sorry. I'll actually know, isn't she like super like conservative now, like fucking
housewife, all of a sudden anyway, whatever. So just picture that in your mind. Just picture
Joe Joe C1, Instagram.com, wearing your fucking shoes. Who the hell is this? wearing your
fucking boots of the, oh shit, I'm kind of fly. wearing your fucking shoes that, um, oh he saw
that she fucking got for free and then she thinks that she's
bad to get away with it oh my god dude I'm so fly I don't know what any of these
do but I think I feel like I'm running faster can we only need one more
generator so I guess I'll start doing this one
Okay, it's just never that serious to just start. Why do he just- why do he sound like the, um,
this guy looks in that bings on the shield. Oh, oh, oh, oh, why did he sound like that?
Yeah, it's a little weird. When you just feel like moving like that.
That's how he's out of like, didn't he?
Let's see if he doesn't again.
Listen, listen.
He's over there.
So this is the Dungeons and Dragons guy?
Okay, correct me if I'm wrong.
I thought, in Dungeons and Dragons,
everyone made up their characters.
Other like some cannon characters,
that are always part of it.
I thought everyone, I thought everything was made up.
But there are some, okay, so there are some ones that are part of it.
Okay, oh my god.
My friend Charlie was telling me, oh my god, I'm so scared right now.
It was telling me about war, is that what it is? Warhammer?
The like, the good, like, tabletop version of it?
That shit was so interesting to me.
Is anyone here play that like the tabletop version?
You have to like build all of the characters yourself and then paint them and it's like so meticulous
And I was like oh, we don't have to but like people who like get really into I was like whoa
And he was showing me all of his ones that he's done
And they were like so
like so meticulous and tiny and like you have to like put them together by
here.
Okay, this guy's sucked.
All right, so we're like, we're like, home free, I mean, I'm going to wait to see if
she gets up.
I want to make sure somebody gets her up.
Is it going to happen to you, Ne?
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
guys, we cannot let her go down. What's her name? Was it a Claudine? Is it not her name?
Guys, I was going to Claudine, I was hoping I was so close.
And Leon, why didn't you want to like that actually? You can keep on it like that. That's why it would make me.
Okay, should we help her? I want to help her.
Oh, he's teleporting.
Would she get down? Oh, she's good. She's good. She's good. Come on, y'all.
Let's go.
The floor is lava. The floor is lava.
He came on louder now.
I would freak if vanilla played Baldur's Gate 3. Isn't that like D&D, but like on the computer?
I don't, I've never played her like, even seen what it is.
It's fun.
So I can make my own character.
Do you have to play it with people?
No, you don't have to.
Okay, let me look it up.
It's an open-world game. Does it have voice chat?
We have sex with a vampire or a bear.
Bale!
No!
Okay, Baldur's Gate.
Three, Baldur's Gate. Three?
Is that what you said? A third one?
Okay.
It's time for you to join the others.
Can I be here?
Can I be one of these?
Okay.
No, um.
Okay.
So is there a game chatter now?
I'm free to call you, just kidding.
Okay, but is it like the elephant ring because I'm really bad at elephant ring?
Like the fighting style.
It's not okay.
It's turned back.
What the hell?
She was, oh my god.
Girl.
You know what? Okay, understood.
Just wait till you see Baldus Gate.
You'll never want to leave.
Dammit, it's got a damn all around. It got the best fucking reviews.
Okay.
How much is it?
Okay, I guess fuck it. Let's buy it, fuck it.
So can I customize my guy? I want, okay, I just want to do that first.
Okay, I'll spy it.
Yay!
This might take a second and download though, I don't know, we'll see.
Okay, in the meantime, I don't know how long it's gonna take to download.
I hope my stream doesn't lie down because of it sometimes that happens when I start downloading stuff.
Um...
Oh my god, do I get to pick like what, like, like what species I am?
Oh my god, okay, this is fun.
Okay.
There's, and there's CC mods and everything.
Okay, well at least it's let's just start with the normal shit because I can't even I don't want to do too much
Okay, my main game. Okay, my name goal of the game already before even playing it. It's to have sex with as many
As many species as I can
It's it's my game. It's my experience. That's what I want to do and that's gonna be my goal
I'm going to need the town hard lead.
Why not fuck it? Why not? Okay, hold on. I'm going to make a snack really quick. I will be right back.
And it's still downloading, so
Will you watch?
There's no water pump. Okay, never mind. There's nobody free to watch. Here be.
Oh my god. Christiana, look.
Okay, guys, watch me. So he's sitting on the run.
You
I've seen it in her name, so I don't like the arch of my foot
has been hurting so freaking badly.
And I'm going to use my foot, I'm going to scare me so with it though,
but I do need that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You haven't liked this thing.
Maybe he's gonna be brave.
Maybe he's gonna be brave.
Okay.
I don't know.
Desneez with a $50 don't know.
I'm shooting my pants.
My favorite streamer playing my favorite game.
This is the best thing ever.
Oh hell yeah, let's fucking go.
my my name is pronounced like
Denage like beige. Okay, Denage. Okay, I love you so much. I'm so excited by thank you Denage for clarifying that
Denage with the $50 don't know. Thank you so why I keep hello? Sorry. Thank you Denage with the $50 don't know. I am so excited. Wow. Okay. I didn't know how much you
liked
I don't know what you like this.
Palean prep is crazy.
Like this game.
Okay, I will remember to take my alien prep.
Thank you.
Wait.
Oh no.
What is that?
Hold in.
Hold in.
Hold in.
Hold in.
Hold in.
Hold in.
Hold in.
get scared if you just put massage or he doesn't like the sound that it makes but maybe he's
going to be amazed. Okay, what was being great? Okay, and if you hear it, no, it's not a
rose toy, it's my foot massage or but yeah, any recommendations, I don't know why I'm at the
fucking arch of my foot has been hurting really bad. It almost feels like I've been like,
you know when you like walk, like if you went to Disney for a day and you're fucking feet hurt,
Like when you get home, you're like damn I walk so much. That's how I feed him but he hurt feeling like all the freaking time
Then yeah planter for sight is to whatever the fuck I did see that that's a thing and I kind of I was like wait
Maybe that
It might be that
But I do amputation
Oh my god, if lady lays on the fucking rug too, she won't do like this. He's right there
Go ahead, go ahead, we put her next to him, see if she'll do it.
baby, maybe just for like one second, go behind, and then put her right there.
Yeah, baby.
Go on, baby.
You need to take a picture.
You need to take a picture or show me how to figure out.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Uh-uh.
CBD gel on your feet.
Just walking.
Flanther and Loki is walking about outside. I just might see when I get to pet a book. Oh my god
Well do the foot roller thing yeah, I know I need to I have the foot roller somewhere
I actually just I was right over there. It's in the corner of the room
But that shit is nice. That shit is nice sit more no, but it'll be getting worse
It's like I sit so much
No, but I have been wearing good ass shoes, too.
Oh my god, my favorite, or I've been wearing the A6.
My favorite, or my A6 are so comfortable.
They're my most comfortable pair of shoes.
I love them so bad.
But maybe I should get, maybe I should get.
And I got our support house lippered.
Yes, I did.
And there's so comfy.
Christina, how do you try these ones on?
Christina, how do you try these ones on?
How do you try these ones on?
Try them on, they're so nice.
I got four like our support ones,
and my feet have been hurting, aren't those really nice?
Yeah, they got like some cushion in them.
And your feet go for it, after all?
If you just freaking hur, I don't know.
Oh, my god, your chicken is really cold.
Is that my chicken, are you putting it in?
No, no, it just, it always does that.
That one always does that.
Girl, you and Katie should do a stream in Kentucky,
and do what? Go to the Derby? No, I'm kidding, but hey, maybe a
maybe a stream with Katie is coming sooner than you think. You never know.
Right, a bull. Oh, me so big stretch. Same horse, right a cowboy.
You can go cliff jumping. I did that in Kentucky. So probably now, oh, we could do a little
musou, eh? Yeah, we can, well, Kenny already did that for streamer games. She already put the
tail on and drank the milk and ran and all that shit. So I won't subject Earth to that again.
I have bad cramps right now. What do you do for yours? Or brif control? I'm also on brif control,
Although I don't really get cramps. I do sometimes a little bit, but I usually don't get them too bad.
No way. Okay, we'll need to be fair. We'll take away half of this rice because I will eat all this rice.
And I shouldn't eat all that rice. And I have no self-control.
Oh chicken rice.
I'd be thinking from my cramps.
Hey, baby, that sounds like an endo who you should go to the doctor.
Well, I'm sure at that point, you probably know that you have an endo.
With that any, baby, that ain't good.
That ain't good, baby.
Oh, I'd start eating that shit like a doll.
I can't.
Oh, my God.
I don't have any like veggie.
So I have like a bro.
I can't even, I'm not supposed to be doing broccoli.
Or like one that's like easily like,
I think so, I have broccoli, but that's not gonna take a while and I don't know what I mean.
That's cute.
I have this like cilantro sauce, can I have that a little bit of that?
I'm listening here with my feet and a damn massage or anything.
I can't get my rest.
Oh my god.
Yeah that one. Yeah yeah that one.
So launcher as a thought. No wait. It's like a cilantro. I'm dressing.
Saw some trigger jose. Just want a little bit of that on the side.
No rain. No rain. Thank you. No.
Hey, no. Oh shit.
too much. Okay. Let's try this. I could have broccoli. That thing from the diet,
And I forgot what the diet was called.
My belly knee calmed, constipated, said you can't block me.
So much of, I'm gonna retold you look like Gwen
from Animal Crossing.
Okay, this is not.
I should know if I am a cross-stanker.
That's so cute!
What?
Yeah, you can make a few, a little like a few of them.
I think you just put it in like a bowl with like a little water for like few minutes.
I think that's a really cute way.
When I had my hair, I actually looked exactly like that.
Wait, she's so cute.
I love her.
Jane, I miss my little swoop.
But, oh, wait, I bought, dude, I bought two, I bought two pixie wigs,
pixie wigs and then I bought a the bob wig yesterday on stream if you weren't watching so we'll see
I'm gonna try them on when they come in. I'm really gonna go in it. I'm really excited.
I think, honestly, and I know this might be a stupid purchase.
Also, before I, before a genderism, before I even say this, and I'm sure that you can.
If I get the switch to solely for animal crossing, too, I can transfer it over, I would imagine, right?
Because I saw they're coming out with an update where you could, there's a hotel you can customize?
And that might have convinced me.
We're not animal could there's a switch too, but there's animal crossing updates that are only available for the switch too.
That's what I'm at.
Right where?
That update went out.
We were talking about the whole town, right?
We're not talking about the island where I'm the vacation planner.
Okay, we're talking about a hotel.
That's about out.
What did that come out?
Two days ago.
Christina, can you pass in my switch?
It should be in my room, I need to make sure that's updated now so I can play that tonight.
It should be.
Comps about a reload.
Okay, actually could you plug it back in?
Yeah.
I'm trying to make sure the animal crossing went up.
The partners in there somewhere is a black plug.
Thank you.
you.
Model can turn down.
Okay, so I don't want to get this switch to.
Because I like how that looks.
That's all I could do.
So good to know.
Well, how do you see the recent pop the balloon line up?
line up. I haven't should be looking into it because the game is still downloading. Also guys
and supposed to be going to a birthday party in like an hour. So I don't know if that's going
to happen at this rate. Okay. All right, hold on. Let's see. It's an isn't a new line up. Is it a good one?
Okay, two days ago. Okay, let's see the slide up.
Okay, let's see the slide up.
Wow.
All right.
Love a good peace sign.
Oh, okay.
Walk into the wall.
Okay.
A little red riding could ask for it.
Okay.
All right, double peace sign.
Okay.
He can't be serious.
No, he can't be serious.
No, he can't be serious.
Oh my god, I need to know more about him immediately.
I need to know more about him immediately.
Immediately. Oh my god.
Where he's going?
Where did he put him in this line of abounds?
Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel, it's your host Arla and we are here with another
episode of Pop the Balloon or find love and we have some single men line up.
Mix them noise guys.
Okay, you guys definitely sound weird.
So we're going to be bringing out some single ladies one by one.
And she comes around this corner.
If she's your type, do not pop your balloon.
However, if there's anything that you just really not feeling whatever that may be.
Wait, why did the dancing guy look like he was legitimately?
I'll go over it and you can see.
Look like he was legitimately three feet tall when in his intro.
And now he's like, one of the tallest ones.
Poppin, are you guys ready?
No, okay, okay, so with that being said, let's go ahead and bring out our first single lady.
He's got short legs, I think.
And what's your name?
My name is Shirley.
Shirley, now held out 31 years old.
And where you from?
I'm from Brayton. I'm Brayton's in Florida, but I currently live in St. Petersburg, Florida. Okay. And what do you do?
So I am in the real estate industry. I also bartend and I'm working on releasing a clothing line as well as a luxury bartending service.
Okay. Hey. So what are some things I'd like to do for fun? So I love to travel. I like to go to the movies.
I love to do family events. bartend of course. What else do I like to go to the beach?
I have a dog, so I was taken to the dog park, so just one being like that. Okay, that's nice.
And what are some things you look for in a man? Okay, so that's a good question.
I look for someone who is consistent, someone who values their family, who's family oriented.
Someone who is either spiritual or into their faith.
I look for someone who's respectful, who loves to travel, who loves to experience new things, and restaurants.
I'm just going to be my saffron.
Okay, nice.
And what are some of your deal makers?
My deal makers.
Someone who is not consistent.
Someone who is too sociable,
um, you know, too sociable, um,
I like someone who...
I all their goofy after the fuck.
Um, just like I have a good time, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
So we did get some pop balloons.
Just head down over there, see why they ended up hopping.
Okay, we'll start here, we can have your name in AIDS.
My name is Norse, I'm 35.
Right, and Norse, what do you do?
I'm a class.
Look at his Instagram name.
I don't have kids, 704.
Look at his Instagram name.
They're great.
I run, I don't have kids, 704.
I do full reviews, and I also do interviews,
not try to prove that everyone that you meet every day is just as cool as these celebrities
that we see. And I also am a content. Who would have thought that people that are not famous
are just as cool as people that are famous? Can you believe, isn't that a crazy thing?
Wow, who would have known that people are just people, whether they are famous or or not?
Excuse me, manager for a cigar takeslails and mall in the South Carolina. I'm sorry to
He's so, hey!
He turned the volume down. He's a little bit...
Jesus, as well.
Okay, very nice.
And when did you end up popping your balloon?
Yeah, so little because you say, you don't deal with breakfast,
and I'm being too sociable.
I'm talking about a social butterfly.
Like, I go a lot a lot.
And I really like to mingle as a part of what I do as a content creator.
I'm mingle literally daily. And that's all the reason why you're beautiful, by the way.
Thank you.
And now is he someone that's your type?
But I'm not necessarily, um, thank you.
Someone, um, not necessarily, um, I mean, you're handsome guy.
It's just the earring and then ball-headed, um, my statement has a ball-headed, it's like,
like, oh, yeah. Um, but when I, I was probably should have said not sociable.
I guess a man who was just too overly friendly with another friend.
Yeah, I was kind of what I should have said because yeah, so I'm a sociable
butterfly. I love to go into new rooms and meet new people. So I probably should have said that instead of saying social
bullseye. Yeah. Cool. Thank you.
Sit down this way. You're a name and age. I'm Jacob. I'm 27. All right. And Jacob, what do you do? I'm a brand owner as well.
Phase one official. And I also do consulting for other people who are starting their
friends and want to start anything in clothing manufacturing. So that's my thing.
And they do it all. And they're popping because he said, you didn't like a social
man. And I smile a lot. I talk to everybody, man or female. And I could do it a day. So
that's why I thought, but you look very good. Thank you. And as he said, 27, they
had them in this lineup with these damn 45 year olds. And that's your time. Maybe.
Maybe you're actually a very handsome guy. I love your braids and everything
You just a little down. So that's more and maybe that's not more in place
Please, you'll see a problem. That's not more. I think they're not here. I like your look like we're all right
If we can have your name in age. Yeah, I'm Chuck. 33. And Chuck, what do you do? I work in acquisition with the military
That's like what would it? I would like whatever somebody see like like a black girl would like like
like, um, big blown out here and everyone's like,
oh my god, you look like Sizzah.
I can't go, I can't go, I can't go, I can't go, I can't go.
I was gonna stay, you guys didn't stuff like that.
It was the sociable part.
He says you're a bartender, but I feel like that's sociable,
but, um, I can't be sociable,
I'm the fraternity stuff, like, I'm all carnivates.
I mean, Twitter, so I just felt like that was like, okay.
Okay, maybe you better have a college for at least 20 years.
What's going on with the facial?
Is he someone that's your type?
No, okay.
And why not?
Just the initial attraction.
That's pretty much it.
Thank you.
All right, and down over here, if we can have your name in age.
Sound major, 28.
What do you do?
Etsy specialists, small business owner, and I cut here on the side.
Okay, nice.
And why did you end up popping your Berlin?
It was just a profession.
I need to see a zoom in on this guy's face.
What's going on with the facial hair here?
We got a little bit of like, just the...
Thank you, it's so good.
Honestly, I like to judge, it's over here.
Basically, that's the profession, that's all.
Barton, day, I think.
I'm not a fan of Barton, yeah.
Yeah, I work in my face.
I don't think he's a fan of women, either,
but that's just my, you know, on this going off
of what I am, it's called, like, I see.
So that's okay.
I do a fool.
Yeah, it's good.
And why are you not a fan of bartending?
Well, it's a lot of guys.
They get a lot of, I guess, like a track.
Well, what is the word?
Right.
He wants to be the one that's engaging with the male.
OK, I'm under, OK, that makes sense.
They get all that attention from guys.
So just not really what I'm into.
OK, perfect.
I see Spot on with that.
Yeah.
I mean, not really.
It's just more so just being like he said,
the social butterfly, just knowing how to interact.
That's actually how I'm able to get a lot of guests
to come in just because of that initial attraction.
I'm sorry, I'm not attraction, but conversation
that I'm able to have with people in my personality.
So.
Sure.
I mean, I'm straight.
Straight.
It's like I say, it's different for me, actually.
Would you, let me say, he could be a girl.
Yes, he could be a bi.
I'm just walking around, I'm walking around.
That's what we do when we watch it.
We follow around a little bit.
I'll take we do serious.
Thank you.
I respect that.
And it's not so good to worry.
Yeah, she's not bad.
She's not bad at all.
I'm a little short.
But that's OK.
OK.
OK.
OK, thank you.
OK, we did again.
A few more hotspeck over here.
OK, your name and age.
It's the phone, 31.
And it's the phone.
What do you do?
We're can sales.
That's a rough 31.
I'm sorry.
I ended up popping your balloon.
She's a very beautiful woman.
She's definitely my type.
But I didn't hear the part with the professionalism.
So bartending, this is work, at least for me personally in the relationship.
So that's why I bought my balloon.
Okay.
And why doesn't it work?
Okay.
Okay.
So it's not working for you in the relationship.
She's making money, but that's not working for you.
With them.
So then if she said, okay, I'll start bartending.
Would you be able to cover the money that I made bartending?
If you want me to be your girl?
And then now I'll be, and then suddenly that's the problem.
for you in a relationship.
I'm always going to watch a dish, you know,
I like a woman, you know.
Maybe alcohol better around things forever.
What's not traditional about that?
Work her job, you know, take a job,
seriously, come home when we talk about things, but.
Okay, so what, so she's taking her job seriously.
So, so when did she say she wasn't taking her job seriously?
for the most part, I'm more traditional type of guy, so I apologize, he said he didn't
be sorry, right?
Yeah, sure.
So you see Barton part time, so like two days out of the week, I had Barton and then I would
say five days out of the week, I'm in the American government industry, so I didn't
cast a part of it, so I mean, yeah, yeah, so you're selective hearing, that's what that's
called.
balloon bath show if it is part time if you allow me to do so.
We do that. Is he someone that's your type?
No.
Yeah.
Not really that blue back.
It's a traction but also just your little shorter.
I respect that.
I respect that.
But you are.
I got some got to let the tattoo.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right. Let's head on over here.
You're new.
No.
I'm 31 years old.
And Mola, what do you do?
I am an IT project manager by trade.
And what agenda are popping your blood?
I'm a business analyst, but I do.
I do.
I didn't hear the bartending part of it first, but actually I'm more of an up-of-a-more
of a natural look, specifically when it comes to hair.
So that's why.
Okay.
Well underneath this, I do have a pixie cut, so.
Just don't add hair.
It's a forbidden one.
You seem like a great person.
person, she's just a personal preference. Okay, and it sees him on that
two-day. But he got his shit twisted and he got a little
fake on. So, but she can't do it. Okay. Yeah, I would say so. I like
you. I like your outfit a lot. I like her nice. I like her. My
who keeps his dress up. That's very important to me. Thank you. Yeah,
You look nice.
Okay.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
All right, we got one more back over here.
Your name and age.
Right, in thirty one.
Right, what do you do?
I think federal is scary.
Right.
And what is on top of your balloon?
She says social rule.
So I'm basically like, you know, a bartender.
So that's like someone that friendly is people right there.
Women and women.
So that's what you all feel a little bit.
That's all.
I should have said, I'm already, I'm almost divorced to my.
Yeah.
They're taking her to a series with a lot of C someone that's used her name, what else is used her name, what do you do?
Two federal women and women, so you have to be awful little bit, that's all.
Shoulda said, birdie.
Sexy coffee, nine or four.
Yeah.
It's sexy pop music.
Is that sexy pop music, right now?
He's handsome.
Thank you.
Because that's a thing. So you look like he was a man like he's not bad looking. He's not a bad looking guy
But the second that a man refers to themselves as attractive
That's where it all goes out the window suddenly you're the ugliest mother fucker ever
Suddenly you're the ugliest mother fucker ever
That's all juicy couch with the five give you thank you juicy couch with the five juicy couch. I
I love a man that don't even that has no
perception of like what the fuck he looks like like I love a man that look good, but but never in a million years would would would be like
Yeah, like yeah, but I look good though, but I'm the prize like no, no, no, no, no, yeah
All right, so we have the four on pop balloons go ahead and ask these remaining men
And Instagram post is just okay, maybe we got to go like in it someone said, okay, what was it sexy what was it sexy underscore poppy?
to ship teach you.
Very so.
It's like she said.
He would eat it.
Sexy underscore popping 94.
Okay, one second.
Okay.
See.
Bishop already irritated.
I'm already irritated because look, because why is his.
Why is his bio rows handsome face rows?
Okay, oh don't piss me off.
Oh, he pisses at me off already.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, I'm irritated.
I'm irritated.
Okay, someone called a police.
I did not ask her, I did not ask to see that.
Somebody called a police.
Okay.
Well, I do photos.
These remaining men a question.
I got the perfect question.
What did your last relationship teach you?
Well, thank you, right.
Because of work here, I've got to look at, I don't have to get 704.
Because of where he perhaps looked at, I don't have kids 704.
Okay, I already have the whole page AI, okay, whole page AI, so that's awesome, so, okay,
entire entire pay J.I.
Okay, yeah, I saw I needed to see.
Okay, so right here, so it's your right here.
Your name is Ace first.
I'm Aaron, I'm 36.
Okay, and Aaron, what do you do?
I'm a doctor all student and a small business owner.
Okay, and what did you do?
So the nerve to call yourself a content creator and then just throw some shade of
Chad GVT and then fucking just shit posted is crazy to call yourself a content creator
when whole-time Chad GVT create and for you, which every goddamn boss like the nerve,
the nerve, the nerve, the nerve, the nerve, the national relationship to you too.
I would say that on a basic level, like relationships work when two people are both committed
to doing the things that sustain a healthy relationship, no more no less.
You can love the person with all your money, you can, you know, have all of these things
of value, you know, in common, but if you both are not invested in doing the things,
it's just saying it's a really stupidity doesn't work.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
You're a name in AIDS.
Um, baby.
I'm 31.
And David, what do you do?
Um, what?
Postal worker.
Okay.
And if you want to go ahead and answer her question.
I'll say the last thing in my life relationship, I'll say, um, I guess just make sure
you all in line with each other because just because they didn't work out tell me
you're not supposed to work at the real person. Just make sure you're on the line
to go about it with each other. That's all.
Okay. You're an even age.
My name is Elah.
Elah! 35 years old.
All right, Elah, what do you do?
I'm a CEO. I'm a CEO of a couple companies, but we'll...
Oh! Okay!
on the 247 cashpicks.line, which is a sports bedding.
Okay.
Okay.
He's not on here for love.
He out here to promote shit.
You know what?
That's so real.
Because as soon as he came on here dancing, as soon as he came on here to do it, what was his
user?
Why is everybody poppy?
Why is everybody fucking poppy?
Okay, we got it.
That's what he came here for. So let's give him come on. Let's give him the let's give him the fuck him
Let's give him the exposure come on. That's what he came
Okay, Mr. Underscore exotic
Underscore puppy of course
Wait, it didn't come up mister oh I spelled the exotic wrong of course he only spells it with an x
Oh, and he's I know that's why he's verified
of course
Gordon's profile picture he's wearing the shirt from pop the balloon.
Oh my god I love this guy.
Okay he's just posted videos himself dancing like 20 times.
Oh my god.
Okay, well, he seems to be serious about his fitness, so that's good.
Okay, wow, awesome.
24-7 cashpicks, don't ever forget it.
Okay.
Hi, what do you do?
I'm going to see, I'm going to see all of a couple companies, but we're real, I'm up.
is the sports building consulting industry company.
So basically we give you the sports peaks
and you take the product.
My next company is Fast Track DSP,
which is in the logistics industry.
It's a consulting company also,
but we help independent contract
as part of what major corporations.
The next company is, this is actually my first company.
Look at our top credit boost is credit recovery company
and we also help you with finding it.
and getting into the fitness industry also.
Okay, thank you.
Personal training and I'm starting a YouTube channel
since then.
Okay, I just do everything.
I do a lot of things.
Anything else I don't know.
I don't have any kids right now.
I got a lot of time on my hands so I like to be.
Good.
Well, you know who you would love to follow if you don't have kids.
I don't have kids 704.
Giving me a follow for sure, you know.
You would love, it's gonna show us.
What's the last thing you learned from your last relationship?
Um, my last relationship, um,
shout out to all the ex, you know, um,
you know, because I believe in slander and ex.
It's ex-loature right now, like, okay.
My last relationship taught me, um,
that God isn't control number one of everything.
Put God first and then you gotta put your purpose second.
That's a man.
You gotta put your purpose second.
When you start following your purpose,
everything else will follow, following, place,
like, you know, I'm saying, so that's the most important thing.
So God made you cheat on your, your, your, your, so God made you cheat on your last girl. Okay. No,
just imagine imagine if that's how this relationship ended and that's what he,
yeah, because God's in control, because God's in control.
Top. Okay. Thank you.
To this way, you're a name and age. Victor, I'm 35. And Victor, what do you do? I'm in hospitality. So
shout out to you being a bartender. So I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
What? Oh, he'd be back.
The Tality industry.
And what is something that your last relationship taught you?
My last relationship taught me to just really be honest.
And if someone misses up, and the other person can't deal with it, walk away.
So that was the, that was the biggest thing for me, because I was
let someone try to make things work after a mistake.
And I couldn't let go.
So there was a lot of self-destruct.
So if you try it and it just doesn't sit well with you,
just let it go.
Let it go.
So that was the biggest thing that I learned
from my last relationship.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
I don't back the way.
I'm going to hand you a pic now.
OK.
OK.
Yeah.
And I'm going to have you pop one below the stage, right?
Right, right, right, right, right, okay.
Please, yeah, and great, yeah.
I mean, I think I made a mistake.
I accident, it was an accident, it was a mistake.
I accidentally slipped my weiner into her.
It was a mistake.
All right, so I was here with another part.
Um, this is looking at her, she looks amazing.
Um, I'm picking up a scent.
She smells good, the accessories are nice.
I like the hair, like the nose ring,
I like the profession.
It just, I just wanted to hear more,
and I was getting some other license.
What's it thinking?
Why is so sweet going out to me?
What you had to say, so that's why my balloon was on pop.
Okay.
And my agenda popping his balloon.
Well, first of all, thank you.
I appreciate the compliment.
There is a lot of pop here, but...
Okay, I didn't see you.
She has that worth because these guys are irritating me.
I mean, fine.
What's a lot?
Oh, she's saying that he's a lot.
You're just very matching. You got the LV shoes, LV top, LV glasses, but I didn't take it off the mannequin.
I put this together myself.
You're not going to see this on the mannequin.
Well, I got a lot of it.
Found a shirt first.
Yup.
And then we walked around the store to a couple of laps.
Right.
And found the shoes next. So it didn't come off the mannequin.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying? So it's some creativity in there.
But you didn't see it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know.
You know what that's? Honestly, that's the funniest fucking thing he could have said.
That was the best response that he could have had to map.
That was funny to the couple last years.
He did get a perfect couple out.
Oh, damn.
I think you're brilliant.
It's the first of all, very beautiful.
No, I like this guy.
I'm like it's hard making a decision because we're not getting to know her as much
in such a short amount of time.
So I had to basically go off in a sunken, which I don't know if it's correct enough.
But I really don't be outside like that.
I don't really drink that much.
I don't go out that much.
out that much. Yeah. I don't know if that would align. Given that she's a bartender,
I'm like, I'm not sure. That would align with my kind of slower lifestyle. Okay, guys,
get to ask questions too, right? Right. That was coming up. I wanted you to ask me a more
You know, I'm not a person, I have a question.
You know, what do you get at?
You know, I'm the blame thing I asked you.
You got to keep my boomerapod just because I feel like a distance is also a thing on the Chicago.
So I feel like it was a combination of.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
I've been to Chicago.
I like to try it.
Oh my gosh, she's here.
You know what, that's a real, that's a real.
So is someone that you're tight and just to go off of what you said because you said it
I actually enjoyed being a homebody as well. I thought they're like going to the movies
I thought they're like going to the movies. I like to do fun things. Don't always have so you're tight
What happened to her? What's his name? At the end? I actually never heard of kids
Did he leave
I don't know, he's still there.
I'll motivate you.
This is the shit you should not end up on anybody.
Dang she ended up at anyone, okay.
Does anyone get a match?
I just want to see it, okay.
Okay.
Oh, you want to go?
It doesn't matter.
I have no better.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You had the conversation.
You know, busy day, you know, how do you handle this day?
As fine with, I'm fine with long distance.
I feel like if this message is necessary, you know?
I understand. Okay, okay, okay, okay, oh and you are in the city
and says tomorrow you were here with any friends or anything like that.
Okay, Jesyman, please go out.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, that's my final question. Okay, okay, are you going with your questions?
Yeah, I'm good. Okay, all right, so is it a yes for you for her?
It is it a yes for you for him now just kidding. I'm just okay. Oh, and I joke like that. Okay, we got it. Oh, my bad girl
Girl, she's give me
Oh, my god, girl she's scared of me
Oh, even though he ended up a loomba, you're all on!
Wait, even though he ended up a loomba, you're all on!
To live there, but like, you could...
I'll take the money.
I'll take the money.
I'll take the money.
I'll take the money.
I'll take the money.
Oh man, you know we're shot on three shots here.
We're next single.
Shout out to him.
Shout out to him for real.
8 is nothing wrong with a little sugar and tank.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Okay, well Baldur's Gate is done.
Okay, but guys, seriously, what's the deal here?
Hold on, let me see.
Thank you.
All right, all right.
Ball over state time.
And I fear I don't think I'm going to go to this.
I'm going to think I'm going to go to the party.
Dang it and being kind of lazy because I don't have to get off it.
And I have to shower that I have to pick a whole outfit.
So we're going to just play well to get it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I got to make a account.
Okay, create an account.
Okay, my username, I don't want it to just be vanilla mace.
I want it to be like something different.
different, which should it be?
exotic, but I don't have kids, make it like, but make it like vanilla, vanilla,
but if it was Baldur of Skate.
Okay, it's all awful.
Come on, like, like, like, like, like,
did I say Baldur's Gate?
He's not what it's called Baldur's Gate. Baldur's Gate. Right?
But that one is called...
Finella. Finella's gates. Oh my God.
Okay, boom, link your steam, okay?
Amazing, we're in.
Okay, vanilla's gates.
Okay, okay, start play.
Do I do direct X11 or Vulcan?
It's already on direct X11, but I don't know.
Should I do that one?
Okay, it's I'm gonna do direct.
Okay, oh my god, okay, I'm so excited.
My character is going to be the ferris of them all.
And I want to see all the different options, okay except, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No sexual, invalid, apps of fucking lumbly show that.
Okay.
Okay.
Oops.
All right.
Okay, which one, though?
Balanced?
Girl, no, it's like literal porn.
Oh, hey really?
Explore?
Evelyn's saying, Explore.
It shows Peter?
Okay, well, we don't have to worry about that right now.
Everything that made my person yet.
It's like green day.
Do we show green day and it was fine?
The hell is that?
The cool lady?
Yeah.
Like her earrings, though.
Four fingers.
Oh, what was he going to eat that?
Ew!
I'm a little larvae, no, he's gonna feed it to her.
Oh, oh no, he's gonna put it on her.
Hey, what's he gonna do eat her or suck her blood?
No, no, no!
Oh, that was nasty.
I hated that.
I would just see if that was me, I would just simply feel like this.
You're not getting in my eye, Paul.
Which was that just me?
The fuck, like, unable to tutorials yet.
Oh, wait.
I don't know.
I haven't thought about that yet.
Okay, so are these my options here?
Race, elf.
Okay, wait, hold on, hold on.
the
way
no, no, okay, custom custom custom okay, these are the other characters
are these the other
Okay, okay, okay, like what happens when I what the fuck oh hell no, okay, custom
Okay, we'll race. Okay, so let's see so I can be else. Well, how do I be a girl first of all
Let's start there
Okay, let's just do that for now and then I'm going to click custom, then I'm going to click elf, okay now I'm a girl elf, okay.
Elf, tea fling, those are like demons, drown, the drowns kind of see, I like the ears.
human boring gift Yankee dwarf half elf so you're like how
what do you have human half elf half laying no dragonborn or half or
okay so I think I'm gonna go I like to drown the best so far so this is what I'm
gonna go with for now and I'm not gonna damn about any of this I'm here for the
lives. Oh, I should be reading the description. Simple weapons, weapons, light armor,
medium armor. Cool. Okay, see I don't know what any of this shimdines looks good
to me. Okay. Sub-race. So I can be a wolf sworne drow raised by the
wolf's cult in this me Lord. The volume a little bit raised by the wolf's cult in the
city of Menzo Baronson, these draw and body, the virtues of the corrupt and merciless goddess,
Loth marks her followers with bright red eyes, so those in the underdark will learn to fear them
on sight, or the Celdering Drow. Celdering Drow can be found seeking allies from all over
fairy-un aiming to settle their conflict with love and each other by any means
necessary. Okay, so bitch am I a lover or am I a fighter? Am I a lover or am I a
fighter? That's kind of what we're doing. Okay. Dang, I don't know. I mean, well, I am, I am a lover,
like I'm trying to like get with everybody. Oh, we should try, should I edit the
appearance first? Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Do this first. Okay, okay, oh my god, okay, face. Let's
Start with the face.
Ooh, okay, who does this shit call pure evil?
What up?
Okay, hold on, scarring.
See, I kinda want like a pool scar, like maybe I was a fighter once, but now I'm
of a lover.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
It looks like those traditional tattoos that change your skin.
Okay, okay, oh.
Oh my god, I have, okay.
With this annoying pink.
Okay, there's like a purple-ish pink.
Mayories, that how you say it, okay, I didn't want to say it wrong.
Mayories? Mayories? Or mayories?
Click all skin colors.
I kind of like, let me see, I don't know what I like. It's hard to decide. I kind of like the purple.
Really, you have to change the lover before you come to me, say, no, no, no, this, this I am on
lover now.
This is on the lover one because the other one have the red eyes.
I did switch over to lover.
Okay, let's put all the purple shades.
That one's pretty, I like this purple, I think, yeah, okay, who says she's like
Erica Kirk, okay? Girl, no. Now we've all, okay, now we have to maturity, no, she's
gonna be young. Freckles, okay, freckles are kind of cute. Okay, hold on. Freckle intensity, pigmentation.
Oh, that's so cool.
That's fucking cool.
Gennittles?
All right, close your eyes.
Okay guys, am I allowed to do this on-
I am allowed to customize Baldur's Gate naked on Twitch.
Yes. Cool. Okay. Okay. I'm warning you now. There's about to be some beaver out.
I'm warning you now, okay, we're marking the stream as mature.
I need to see cause I do want a penis.
I'm letting you know right now I do want a penis.
Before we even take the clothes off, I am letting you right now.
I'm letting you know right now that I would like a cock.
So just know, somebody said it's okay for it to happen as long as it's not the focal
part of the stream.
So we're going to pick our cock, we're going to pick our cock and we're going to keep
it moving.
Okay, I was just gonna say, first of all, why are there not multiple full options?
There are, okay, so let's just make sure that, okay.
Okay, so is it just bush?
Okay, so we got uncut, uncut with bush, uncut with more bush, cut with bush, cut with bush, cut no bush.
Okay, hold on, let me, okay, let me think about it really quick.
Let me think about it really quick. Okay, so obviously we're gonna go uncut that wasn't even a question
But I'm just trying to think okay
Frank is starry in with the five gift. Thank you, Frank is starry in with the five
Thank you, Frank is starry in with the five so obviously if it this were lower accurate
We would obviously do uncut with bush. So let's just okay, so let's see. So
Let's do penis. I think we were at penis C. Yes, okay, but
But maybe I would, maybe I'll trim a little bit around the balls.
Okay, yeah.
We're gonna do penis B because like, I am, you know,
I'm a lady after all, like I do trim my balls.
Okay.
So we're good there.
Let's come back to the face.
Okay, voice.
Let's go.
What was that?
This had the uncle's a friendly.
I was.
This would be Larry.
This place is trapped.
Okay.
Oh, that's Richard, there's magic.
Where's him?
No, this one.
Yeah.
This place is trapped.
Yep.
Okay.
I need to see the scars again.
No, I'm really in love with this.
I really do love that.
Okay, I would like to keep that.
Okay.
Boom.
Okay, body art.
Ooh, wait.
Wait, but I didn't know I could do tattoos.
Oh my god, this is so cool, okay, hold on, oh I like that, I like that, okay, that's an option.
Serpentine with a raid thank you.
We do neck tattoo.
pretty that one's cool too. Oh you could you could pick the tattoo color too.
oh she's so cool she's so freaking cool dude and then what if I did this and
like let me just see like with the like if I did this and like a darker purple
oh my goodness oh my goodness okay let me just see what the tattoos look like in
the darker purple. Oh, that's fucking sick. Okay, hold on. All right, but I want to see the one that I really liked originally.
Bitch, that's so good. Like, I just love that one. But I also liked, I liked the whole face one too. Where to go?
Oh no, not that one, where do you go? The one I liked.
I like this one.
Okay, maybe let me see, hold on.
Let me go back.
Okay, so either this combo, but I still do like that. I like really love that scoring.
I think I like this better.
Do white, and see what the other like.
I don't like that.
Let me see what the other one looks like, and white, just to see.
I beg you to look at the last one, oh that is kind of cool, I still like these ones better
I still I thought what this one's still to don't forget about this one
Okay, I got to see let me locate we got to do the hair okay, I feel like the hair we got to we got to we're about the hair and then come back
We got to worry about the hair and then come back fucking bald. They've all just teed up. Okay, hold on
We got to do the hair first and then come back
I want like braids or something. I want like not that one. No, like like something that feels like very
Very ish
Okay, it's begin to vary. Perfect. Which one is this high pony? Like now, where's the character?
Okay. Addie pods with the gifted thank you. Look at this area on the freaking pony, okay.
No, that's too polished.
That's kind of cool. I like that.
This low bun with the little swirls, okay?
With the messy hair is kind of weird.
Okay, look, the shaggy hair is kind of good.
Okay, we also have the hair color.
I don't like the hair color either, so.
First and foremost, we are going to need to see the darker.
We can do highlights too, though, so it's like,
what do I even do?
How do I see all?
And then, graying.
So, girl, I don't want no graying.
Okay.
Okay, we don't have to like the highlights, honestly.
Okay, let's just see, let's just see, first.
So, the one that I heard had on originally, that was the Eric of Kirkwood.
We just, we just gotta find the hair that we like first and then we'll fuck around with colors.
Okay, it's kinda cute.
Okay, nope, I haven't played any of the game, but we're literally just starting to make it my character right now, never played before.
Okay, I'm not that one.
I'm just kind of like androgynous down. I kind of like this one too.
But it's bothering me that it's like glitching through the ear.
That's cute.
Okay, that one's cute too.
Keep that in mind. Keep that in mind.
Which one about this one is called Savon, don't forget.
Okay, a little side bang action.
And there's a lot of hair options.
Okay, that one's gonna keep too.
I don't want to, I want something with braids.
I haven't really liked any of the braids ones yet being honest.
With the slick back is kind of teach you, the slick back is kind of teachy.
But how are they going to save the best breed for last? Oh my god.
Look at that.
Okay, I like the long ponytail braid, but I want to see if this fits her vibe the most.
I almost kind of like the concept of bashing her hair to her skin, too.
me as fuck okay okay now you're going to miss me okay
what's your backstory I don't know we're going to do I get to make up her backstory
yeah no I love a blonde bus down to because then she gets the bleach brows
we're like a silver
Okay, now let's go back to the face tattoos.
Now let's go back to the face tattoos and have a look.
Okay, so right now we've got the scorpions, or not those the centipedes.
Not the way that's not there, where is it?
See now I don't like this one anymore. Now that I'm looking at it.
Do your makeup first.
Change the color, make it dark again.
Okay, let me see what it looks like dark again.
Okay, now I like another dark.
Yeah, she looks fucking cool.
Okay, I like that.
Okay, because like she's a lover but like she has been through with though and she's
tired and she's here to show you.
Okay, eyes.
Oh, heterochromia.
Yes.
I would like a different color eye.
Oh, that's so funny.
cool. God, this is so cool. Okay, I'm gonna have heterochromia. I want two
different color eyes. Whoa. I could do like one red eye and one white eye. Whoa.
I had had a real phobia too, oh my goodness.
do she's so cool okay make up I already have to make up okay let's see
And the talent, glossy tint, okay.
I like, I like this one because I like the bottom liner, too.
Or the one that we just originally had.
The pink eats really? The pink makeup?
Let me look it in again.
Oh and I can do a lip tint, too. Wait hold on.
Nah, I don't like that. I like the top. Okay, so I don't know if I like the OG or if I like this one
I'm gonna kind of like the OG one more
It's sharper, and it gives her more of like a, you know.
Well, I also could do highlights in her hair, too.
I didn't even, we could go back to see if we want highlights in the hair, hold on.
Oh, you could like barely see the highlights with this.
All right, I just put a little bit purple highlights as well.
Okay, you can't really see him, but it's fine.
Okay, the grain, none.
Make up, okay, lip tint.
Okay, we are obviously going to put a gloss on.
Ooh, okay.
Tint intensity up, okay.
Metallic.
Ooh.
I can eat the metallic and glossy.
That's fun.
Ooh, I like that.
Oh my god, it's quiet.
Okay.
Cool.
Hair eyes.
Can I pick her outfit though?
Pier sings, you can do piercings.
Body art, where?
We did that already.
Oh piercing style.
Oh, Mg. Okay, earrings, oh, Mg. Okay, yes. Okay.
She's so fucking cool!
Or one that has at least one face piercing.
Okay, I think I liked...
This one, the best I think.
See, I like the septum, but then you can't do septum and earring.
Oh, I can do body type two, is someone said, make up scroll down.
I scroll all the way down.
Let's say, okay, in general, there's body type where, oh, okay, okay, one, two, bitch, I was
about to fucking, I was about to lose my marbles.
Well, girl, it looks like, it looks like we're stuck with this, because,
hang it, let me just see what the other ones look like.
Okay, so basically I could just be like a more broader taller version of her I guess, but I'm not about to redo it all, so we're just going to keep this one.
This one's fine with me.
This one's fine with me.
Okay.
Cool.
Everything that I mean natural empathy.
and I'd go for a few feet. Okay um okay really quickly let me just do with the other hair looks like the one the other one that I did like what was it called again
where'd it go now it's worn down my voice reset oh hell no it's open
There's wretched things.
Okay, so everything else has been done.
Was that the voice that I picked?
There's magic.
Where to next?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's gotten cool though.
Okay, I don't like the highlights though.
to
my genitals reset to a thing on each of that is I need my digging balls back
to
that real quick.
The braid does slang, the braid does slang.
And I could change it whenever you write.
I can feel a little bit more like, you know, I want a little sure here cut I could
switch it up.
You're right, okay, you're my dick and balls back.
Okay, just have to make sure.
Just have to make sure, okay.
Can I change my boobs?
Nope, okay.
Okay.
Swing and two things, yeah, the braid and something else, okay.
Why is it at the top of her head, though?
What?
My dick involves?
My braid will just have to tie braid.
Okay, cool.
30s at the lowest level. What do you mean? Well, in of the game or oh, maturity. Oh, like in the oh.
No, it just how it just is how old you look. I don't want any wrinkles.
I'm deciding that that my person doesn't age.
Okay, you could change the clothes. Okay, where do I do that at? Do I click proceed first?
I don't know any character.
No, okay.
Now what do I do?
Okay, in the game, I do the close.
Okay.
Okay, so I want to be this.
I picked all my things.
Oh, I need to pick a class.
Oh, shit, okay, hold on.
Oh!
Okay, so I get to pick a class.
Again, I'm not here to fight. Listen, I'm not here to fight. I'm here to be sexy to have a good time.
Okay.
Okay, cleric. That's what I play when I play Dark and Dark, or I do. I do cleric.
Okay.
Okay.
That's what I just was, the fighter, a monk, okay.
I'm just going off of outfits at this point off of being completely honest.
Oh, that was kind of cool, get a little bow, but I already know I'm going to be really bad with the bow.
Okay, rog seems to be kind of like cool and sexy.
Oh, it's so sour, it's kind of cool.
Warlock.
Ooh.
Warlock's kind of mysterious.
Ooh.
I like that wizard.
Oh, shit.
Everyone's saying sorcerer.
Sorcerer is it.
I kind of fuck with sorcerer.
That kind of gives my vibe but that way what the fuck is this bullshit on my face? I don't want this bullshit on my face
Everyone's my whole
I
Don't like that
Go to subclass
Where's that at oh?
Okay perfect. The shadow magic, your siphon, you siphon your power powers from shadow
fall itself, the light in your soul snuffed out by an unsettling dark lit, darkness,
storm sorcery, whether cracking, okay I feel like this one kind of wild magic. Oh, wait,
there's different outfits for each one too. Hold on, I wasn't even paying attention.
Okay, I either fuck, I fuck with Storm sorcery. I think this one feels the most like me.
Yeah, I like Storm sorcery. And I know I'll get more close in game, but I think I like this one.
Okay, background. Oh, we know I have to go back. Can't trips. Okay, what the fuck is this?
Okay, what the fuck is this?
Change your can't trip selection by choosing from the spell list below.
Okay, so these are the things that I can do.
Bone shell, prevent the target from healing until your next turn.
Ass in splash, let's damage, and then this one is gain advantage on your next attack,
and then infuse an object with an aura of light.
Okay, guys, you're really enough to teach me things.
Okay.
Is there any of these that I should definitely have in here?
Well I kind of like the one that's just friends and we just be friends.
Firebolt for sure okay in replace of what?
Firebolt instead of true strike?
Okay do firebolt instead of true strike and then I like friend.
And can I put friend in there?
Friend instead of light?
Oh.
Okay, and then my spells, choose the spells you'll know from the list below.
Spells require spellslots to cast, okay, so I have chromatic orb, herlosphere that damages,
And then I have a magic missile, okay, there are any spells that I should probably have.
Take the war about, the warps sucks to fire hands, fire hands, fire hands, burning hands,
hands and magic missile. Okay, so I think we're good with those. Okay, and I need
shield. Okay, so where is my shield? Team shield. We're, okay, where do I pick that at?
Is it one of these?
We're shield.
Shield instead of magic missile?
No?
No, keep the missile.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
So, shield instead of burning hands.
Okay.
I feel better having a shield as well.
Wait, where did it go?
Okay.
Did that background?
Oh, what is this?
I get to figure freaking background?
Okay, I've spent my life in a service to a temple, nah.
I'm an expert in manipulation, prone to exaggeration, and more than happy to profit
from it. It will have a load of a freaking snake. Criminal. Have a history breaking the law.
I'm an entertainer. Hmm, okay. I kind of like that. I'm charismatic. I have a charismatic aura.
Okay, I'm fucking with that. Folk hero. Nah. Skill in particular craft. Nah. Noble.
You're raising a family on the social lead. Nah. Outlandery. Group in the wild. Nah.
You're curious and well read. I have a lot of knowledge. Nah. Soldier. Nah. Urchin.
I want to be an entertainer.
Okay.
And then abilities, ooh, okay.
Again, listen, I told you I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to use my weiner.
Okay, so what should I put my stuff into?
Carisma?
I need to rank up my charisma uniqueness nerve and talent.
What is constitution mean in this in this sense of the game? Okay, let's see
It's good as default you don't need to change it. All right, I'm gonna take the down one dexterity and give oh I'm at max charisma
I'm already at max charisma
I don't even matter, but okay, okay, I like this I like this
Okay, so am I good to proceed
Yes, okay, oh my god, I get to pick a name.
Oh, I think I think this far, okay, um, okay, I want to be.
I like the whoever just said that that's hard.
The cause it's kind of like vanilla for me,
but the exotic copy, okay, I'm gonna pass on that one.
Okay, we're gonna do me.
Oh my god, who the fuck is this?
I get to pick a bestie?
Okay.
Just appears in your dreams. Okay, well, who should it be? And I could edit them, too.
Making, making hot.
Someone hot. Okay, well, obviously, they're going to be freaking hot, duh.
Should I do one of the demon people?
Okay, let me see what
Okay, general
Not binary slash other
Okay, okay, I want to make a non-binary person
But how do you change their like build? Where is the body type at again?
Where's the body at?
I'm not a
bottom right
kind of like Loki
she's smiling because she already know me go with her she's smiling because she already know me go with her
yeah or them them because I'm gonna even know my her
Okay, okay, let's see what face we got.
I like this face, it's got a little light.
Oh, good luck.
Follow your instincts.
Hmm.
Don't be afraid.
Hmm.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Shit.
What voice do I do?
Follow your instincts.
I'm remarkable.
I can't let the deep.
Okay.
Okay, I'm wondering if I would enter the deep voice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I like the red.
Okay, hold on, all right, let's see.
Okay, let me see, bound to nest the deepest layer of the hells.
Okay. Dang, they mess it up. Okay, I got a pick one first.
Is there one that's better than the other for these?
Does it matter? It doesn't matter at all. Okay, I'm going to just keep that and then we'll just keep it. Okay.
I don't know if that matter could not. Okay, voice to maturity, freckles.
You know, I like the freckles, man. I'm not going to say notice in freckles.
Okay, I'll do a little bit, so they're like my wiser, like, you know what I mean?
There they go, a little bit, okay, I don't want this color to look like I'm
for the chat to you.
Now finally, get the chance to use the hair.
Okay, hold on, wait, I also like this hair's even a little too like I need some of
leaving a little bit more rugged.
You know what I mean?
I want a few like pieces in my face a little bit, you know what I mean?
Now that's too like
Like we do the shag always it always the shag one look like
Okay
Okay.
I like this hair color.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, you see how the... there's lots without the...
I don't like it.
Oh, look at that.
Okay.
I like the eyes too. I think we keep the eyes on facial hair. Wait a second. We need to get here. Yeah, hold on.
Wait a second. We need to get here. Yeah, hold on.
No, we're doing facial hair or not. No, I think I like what out, yeah. Okay.
Oh, I get to pick my horns, too.
I don't fucking know, bro.
Make an easy to grab onto, okay?
Oh, I just like what you say, okay.
Third to last one kind of eats, this one?
Yeah, kind of like the curved horns.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's see, more in color.
horn tip color
Colour it
Okay, well hold on wait wait we just gotta make sure that cuz we didn't
Where's my option for coffee balls?
You can't change it on the guardian.
They don't get naked?
Okay, I guess.
Okay, this is my guardian, I'm venturing forth.
I think we did the voice, too, right?
Good luck.
Yeah.
I'm so quiet, oh dang it, I skipped the whole thing!
Krappin' someone tell me what happened!
Okay, well, I'm just in my pod. I'm just in my pod. Did he die or something? You land on a ship? Okay, that's all I need to know. Okay.
A dragon attacks the ship and it's on fire and then I do I do I fall out of the ship and I just land here.
here. Pretty much. The ship started getting attacked. No, it's worth it. It's worth
watching it. What would I even, what would I even search up? Baldur's Gate 3 intro.
And what's your name?
My name is Ross Deity.
Where's your name?
What's it even called?
Opening cinematic?
I know that's the...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, everybody watch.
Oh, shit, okay.
The ship is like a freaking octopus ship, okay.
Switch ship.
Gosh.
Ring the bell, ring the alarm!
Down the alarm!
Oh my god, he got to go all the way up there. It's cooked.
Ah, he got his foot.
Oh my god, wait!
Sorry, really quick.
Right up its hole.
What?
The family to hold different dimensions now.
Yes!
Oh my god, okay, also where I have really have to pee.
I really have to pee so hold on before we start the game.
So that was the intro.
So, stick with that, stick with that while I pee.
So make sure that you also do not hold that way for a second.
So while I pee, please make sure that no matter what.
Don't forget that, okay?
You
You
You
You
You
All right, sorry about that, I just wanted to make sure you didn't forget about that.
Okay.
Yeah, it's got your words with the screw.
I'm sure, okay, well, I don't really feel like explaining right now.
It only has to make sense to me and not anyone.
Okay, anyway, back to Baldur's Gate.
Back to Baldur's Gate.
Back to Baldur's Gate.
That wasn't the intro.
No, the fuck you're lying to me.
Yes, it was.
That had to have been it.
Mo knows this with the 10 gift. Thank you. Mo knows this with the 10. Thank you. Didn't watch the actual intro. Are you serious?
It didn't show the tab pulling your eye. I already saw the tab pulling my eye.
You just had to be there. They're lying.
Thank you, Mona's this for the tan, thank you, Mo and jelly with a 22-month resup, thank you, jelly.
Okay, okay.
We've waited into the squirrel, it was great.
Thank you for being here, okay.
All right, so here I am.
So, I don't know what the fuck this was to do, do I go this time?
The sink!
And it just opens up just like that.
Real nice.
Okay, okay, use earcutes to rotate the camera.
Oh, okay, this is interesting.
Ooh, this fuck is that.
Oh my god.
Are you okay?
Oh, suddenly I'm here.
Hello?
Okay, I think you're passing point of saving.
From this point of view, from this place, this place, this place, this place, this place, this place.
Pretty worried, Chad, with the five, thank you, cruel world, Chad.
Who am I talking to, man, or am I?
But we found this house.
you realize you're talking to an intellect of our opinion of the mind-flare, who abducted you.
Let me, let me explain to me in spec this.
Oh, click the dice to roll.
I need to get at least a 10.
20 is on the go.
Critical success.
Absolutely it was.
a demon, a swelling of the brain causing pressure where it strains against the shell of the skull, because I'm a genius.
A Nat 20 on the first try? Wait, is that rare?
Wait, really not 21st Rolls Crazy? That's huge!
Stop it, you guys, really?
Okay, I just love...
Okay, perfect. Okay, so what should I do now? Should I?
Jaxterity strength or medicine. I don't remember which one. I'm gonna try to Xterity gently try to get the brain out of the skull. Okay, come on
Okay, that's all I needed that's all I needed that's all I needed. It's a success
I just needed the 10
Yeah, I'll take this brain up the head
real easy with it oh let's go perfect you know just an opportunity you could
cripple the strange creature making it more subservient should approve the
threat I don't want to do that I don't want to yeah I'm gonna spare him I'm not
gonna do that it's a little baby
That's a little baby's death.
Blocking the sub-title on the right here.
I'm free.
I'll free to Miss Oz!
Yeah, I'm your friend.
Chip Poses.
Listen.
Something going to eyes,
ceases, and recognition.
We must catch the helm.
But the helm, we're needy, Jake.
What the hell's the helm?
What's, oh, perfect. What's the helm?
intense as like querying and unseeming and fiasse.
Okay well man I don't I don't think I I don't think I need to go with
with him.
I don't really know him like that yet.
Should I go with him?
All right, fine, we'll go.
We have to get him.
We have to need to go.
We have to leave this a little move,
I don't think I'm gonna lose things for fair jokes.
Mmm.
Huh?
Oh god.
No bomb!
Oh!
are you not hitting me?
I'll be someone who's pulling my eye, what was it?
I give to make you as real.
I'll sign you will be so beautiful.
Super.
So, I am beautiful.
Why would I force onto this ship?
I need you.
I need you.
To give you a gift.
Okay.
All right, baby, let's go.
We are going to the home.
I'm going to the home.
Okay, yes, we are.
we are. All right, so you want to show me the way?
How the fuck do I know how to, is this the hell?
Okay, so I'm going to go this way.
You can't hear the dialogue in the game, really?
Turn it over, bladder.
Yes, we can, it's fine.
Okay, I don't think I could walk through this fire.
Okay, yes, yes, yes, I didn't mean to fucking talk to you.
Yes, me and my friend, I know, okay, so I don't think I could just walk through that.
I'll just turn your camera.
Oh, I can.
Am I good for you?
Walking?
Okay.
I don't want to go to the hell.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, that bitch.
I'm confused, man.
This is your end.
Who are we? We're both just locked up in that damn thing with the shanar eyes.
And you skin tingles, visions frost past, the dragon's flame,
a silver sword, and a flesh of your face,
seen through the spring to women's eyes.
Are we lovers? Or we're fed?
What is this?
No, no.
Scraught.
You understool.
Blackhead blesses me this day.
Together, we might survive.
Uh, I guess we'll need you to think I was a thrall.
We carry mindfully a parasites.
Unless we escape.
Unless we are cleansed.
Our bodies and minds will be tainted and twisted.
Within days we will be gay.
Dish, mind-fast.
Uh-uh.
Well, don't tell that to the guy behind me.
Don't tell that to Mr. Brain behind me.
Okay.
Well, who are you?
You only chose us a rival.
Okay. Well, what do you want to do when you suggest?
First, we've done many things.
Then we find the helmet, take control of the shield.
Okay, well, I'm already at my way to the helm so that works. I can do that.
Can he not hear us?
Oh, I got to fight these things.
Ooh, okay, here we go.
Okay, combat, get ready to fight, combat happens in rounds and each participant gets
a turn to act the game pauses around you during combat so you have time to play
in your actions.
Ooh, okay, am I playing as brain?
Okay, get him!
Okay, nice.
I killed him.
Now what do I do?
Is this still light turn?
Not enough movement.
Should I put him back? Should I end my turn?
Enter you someone else.
You're a slave, mistake.
Okay, how the fuck did that little brain get him, but I couldn't get...
Was I supposed to click one of these first?
I'm gonna shove that bitch.
Oh, I clicked Enter and it said fuck.
Okay, can I have time to tell you how this go over there?
Okay, I'm going to end my journey again.
Ouch, oh he missed.
Okay, just back to us.
Fine, get home safe.
Okay.
Okay, brain.
Brain get in brain. Nice do this guys a freaking warrior. Okay come on come stay
I don't okay so I want to I would like to okay so I have to pick one of these
He's basically...
He's magic, are these my magic?
He only is one damage though.
He's full of chill.
Oh yeah, get it.
Oh yeah, I chilled him in the bone, all right.
You proved to have poisoned me.
Thank you.
No, to the hell.
To the hell!
Who's ready?
We're going to the hell. We're going to the hell.
Boom is ready to go to the hell. Okay, so which way is the hell?
This way?
With haste.
With haste.
Sheeper and pierble to take another truck in attack.
We need to get out before it's too late.
I'm trying.
Oopsies.
Luckily climb up that.
But I have like searched that guy's body or something. Oh another spink there, keep her thick
We should have looted that guy. I already go back down and loot that guy real quick
Okay, all right up we go
I'm trying to go to the cottage. We're going to this fink your first
Well, once you go to the cottage, you're gonna get some spink or two, but
This is what we're doing first.
Come on, it's bad. Oh no.
Winhoo! All these guys.
Brain, use.
Use.
That.
Oh yeah, good job, Rain, and then, this is what's the cost?
Yes, fire!
Oh, dude, I'm the freaking best.
Okay.
I'm gonna shoot you just hanging over there like idiots.
Okay.
We've deepened.
Okay, let me take that.
You need to help!
What the fuck is this?
What was that?
Oh, she's fine.
I want to help her.
No, I got to help her.
Oh, I could do this with a sorcerer.
Okay, I need to get at least a seven.
Come on, baby!
Oh, what's going on?
Let's walk and go.
Yeah.
Good morning, friends.
Get out.
Baby, come here.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Come on, girl.
I got you.
We need to go.
What?
They're not not work?
I would work.
Look for a lap she is too alien.
Nothing looks familiar.
This shit is crashing.
Do you intend to die for a stranger?
If she's this fine, yes.
Okay.
Now hold on.
I can help her.
I need to find a partner by, okay, I'm going to look around.
Okay, contraption next to the pod.
Okay. Oh, this thing.
The console appears, don't mind.
inscribed a device with the glips you sensed.
I'm gonna look for a switch.
Okay, let me just let me use my sorcerer powers here.
I'll come to life.
Take a closer look.
One of the main more fat, one of the power scientists in this comfort phase,
and another sensation washes over you, connection, all authority.
Will the part to open? I demand this part to open!
Oh my god, just by the skin of my fucking teeth!
whoo
you feel the fire mechanical brain of the console process you come on
and you do it
shiver runs across the game
you feel safe to
how do I save it? I'll just save it right here
okay
oh my god baby girl I got you
Oh wait, well I wouldn't let that happen, oh what happened to you, Zintah, I'm a granted
you just mixed with wheriness, because you have a game for me.
Well, yeah, I don't really know why you're here honestly, just, well that's what you need
in a fight.
Fair point. Looks like there's plenty of fighting ahead. Let me come with you.
Let's go. We can get off this ship and watch each other's backs along the way.
Oh, we can, yeah, I'm going to watch more than you're back. Okay. Um, alright, my name's V.
Shadowheart. Shadowheart.
What? Nice to meet you.
What's that? What's that?
It's nothing trust me enough of it.
Okay, you're right.
Sorry, we're talking too much.
Go.
All right, come up.
Wait, this is the spink, dude.
I just came through.
What the hell is this?
I'm trying to find images appearing in your mind.
I'm trying to find images appearing in your mind.
Something, you know what I'm saying?
No, I mean it didn't mean it didn't mean it talk to you. Okay, I have five for quick save. I just saved. Oh, it just oh, I just like does it. Oh, nice
Okay, uh, would the fuck way am I going should I have gone up to that spink there? I think I have to go to that spink there
There's a chest. Oh, wait, hold on
Locks you key
You need these tools or you could find it's key, okay?
Uh, brain jar.
Oh.
Is that one of your friends in there?
Okay!
Hello, do you know that guy?
Okay, where is the, um, where is the little loop?
Backpack.
I'll take that, okay, I think I got everything.
That's a big test.
Okay.
How do I got to fight this guy?
Oh, is that his- that was only cute.
How many hosts of these gage infected?
Is this someone else in there?
Days to woman as trapped in some-
Oh, I got how many people bro!
She doesn't know, Tissie.
Hello?
Dang.
Well, I'm sorry.
This is chair.
But here's something.
Do I see this?
Why am I just sitting down?
I must be connecting you to the mind for a year.
Okay, so to have a seat.
Okay, I don't know what the fuck was supposed to do.
Okay.
All right, fuck was there.
Okay, fuck the seat, fuck the seat.
All right, push.
Yeah, let's touch your hand on the pod. You hear something.
The person's connected to the pod.
Commanding the person inside.
Why found the key?
Oh my god, hello?
the
change
change
okay
sorry
sorry okay so that's a good
it's a good rule of thumb that maybe I shouldn't um try to say no everyone okay I'm gonna go back and get the
I found the key so I'm gonna go back here and
open this
And now we know.
I saw something sort of necklace.
Yeah, British necklace.
Let me get that.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Who came to check for someone in mortal peril?
So.
What's the plundering my name when get us off this ship?
Let's do this small talk until we're saying shall we?
Okay, you're right.
Okay, sorry.
You're right.
We have other things to do.
Okay, let's keep it going.
Another chest.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm not those controls next to the pod. What controls next to the pod?
The one's the one all the way back there?
You don't need it. You already open the pod? Oh. Oh, in case I failed, okay, I opened it. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um, okay, do I need to go with somewhere else? So I have to go back the other way.
I got to go back the other way I think I do.
Use left-of-see items you can interact with, oh my god.
Okay cool, that's a no.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
Okay, let's go through this to think dirt.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Nice.
I think we got a little fucking reboot.
I would say here, okay.
Oh, shit.
Okay, there we go.
Through this finger.
Ladies, ladies.
What's happening over here?
Oh, that ain't that a little too bad.
You're fucked, guys.
Okay, I love this little guy.
Split these intruders, okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
What am I doing?
I'm fighting?
Get to the control panel.
You only have a few turns.
Okay, should I just, should I, you don't have the killer one? Okay, that was my next question.
Just think of porting to every scene.
So should I just try to go as far as I can?
Use dash, I'll go out and do the use dash.
Okay, where's dash?
We even have a dash, but to move a dash.
Okay. Okay, so that's that. Okay.
She got a dash.
What should I do with her now?
The Boot?
Okay.
Oh my god, thank god he missed.
I did not know.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's you.
Um, hello.
I have to kill this guy now, right?
Concussive smash.
Yeah.
Fuck you, bro.
And then what is this shield effect?
Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna do a bubble a little bit, okay?
How dare you? Okay, now what should I do with brain? Should I kill this guy?
I don't have movement.
Yeah, you get a brain.
Oh shit, was that all I could do?
What the fuck?
Can you do the Dmitri?
Sometimes the only one we have just ran.
So do I go to him?
Keep going to the control panel all up here.
panel up here
Okay
Oh, he got anything good. I can't see
Okay
I don't know, what am I supposed to do? Just keep dashing because I'm not close enough to anything
How far can I dash can I dash all the way up here?
No
How do I tell how far I can dash to where this to where it says not enough movement?
Enough of step forward
Okay, and that's it, and then can I give them a little smack?
Oh, did I already, oh, well, and that's my turn.
Okay, so dash again, imagining.
Oh my god, brain. I forgot about freaking brain.
Go to him.
Please no, oh he missed, thank god.
You bitch!
Okay, he died.
Okay, time to push my luck again.
Um, okay, now what should I do?
Should I kill this guy?
I'm magic missile to the big guy.
Flock you.
Nice.
Okay, oh, I like oh, I had three of them. Oh
Three well
Okay, I understand it's strike. I'm understanding it now
As long as one of us gets there, it should be fine, right?
I'll never stop my meant.
Need to find a way forward.
But how hard did it to transponder?
How did it to you, Tally?
I come in peace.
Oh god!
Come on!
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh, man.
Okay.
Good job. You haven't pop-logged. It's a pretty much a little bit of a bar.
Actually, I'm gonna ball this action.
Is that my dream?
I'm gonna play this out.
I'm gonna spread it out.
It was a good idea.
Hey! Are we celebrating?
Oh no, are they're not celebrating their...
Yeah, I arrived, I just read the room. I miss her room.
Oh, what the fuck!
What about brave hounds? What's the name?
What is brave are isn't that something to do?
Oh, my goodness.
Mom, I might I recommend the polyamory mod.
What?
Oh, yes.
The touch phone's gone.
I need that.
Okay.
I was check myself for injuries.
The reason, other than the infection, the more or less intact, the miracle, given everything you've been through, was it a little bit of nothing if you don't find help to sin them?
The tadpole is a death sentence, and the clock is ticking.
You need a cure.
I'll find one.
Okay, so it's just me now.
It's just me.
Okay, I'm on a ravaged beat.
So could that have gone another way or no one would have gone like that regardless?
No, what about like that, or I'll go back?
And always starts like that, okay got him.
I need a good one.
No!
Shared!
Wake her, reach for the R effect, no, no, wake her.
You're alive. I'm alive. Oh, thank God. How is this possible?
I was hoping you know you might know that. I
Remember the shit I remember falling
Then I think
What happened to our girth
Well, do you know where we are? No, I don't recognize
But anything's in improvement on mode. We just came from first things first. We need supplies, shout out.
Corridor!
You might have escaped, but we still have these little monsters in our heads.
That's true. Put your paws up, baby. Okay. Let me see. We. You want to stay together?
We need each other. And we both know what's at stake.
something a better company.
So I would ship with the raid. Thank you.
Alright, let's have a look.
One thing.
Just before we go.
I wanted to thank you again.
For free.
You're so welcome.
It would have been only too easy for you to run right across my pod.
But you didn't.
I'll remember that.
Thank you.
Leave the way.
Okay.
I will.
Alright, let's go.
This way.
This is all this way, see what happens.
Oh, I'm hearing some noise over there.
Let's go this way.
It was so cool that you could like look around without going to the thing.
Left all for the little items. Okay, I'm back.
I have a look.
Okay, a little hat, a pouch.
What else did Fisher? Oh my god, I thought that was us for a second. Wait, is he here?
I don't know, I didn't see him.
the
afraid us is gone
one like them
and
is a little weird, but he had it yet, you know, he had a good spirit
who's there's wretched things
okay
let's see, we got that guy
they're the Donna
Okay
Loot and everything
Loot and everything I could get some murder grass. I'll take it
I'm taking whatever I can give my fucking hands on
Get more of this.
What is this?
An essential, essential, certain, certain, certain.
This is a map of your surroundings.
Okay, cool.
Nice.
Awesome.
Okay, why is my like fighting page up? What did I do?
Why could be her? Oh, I know I can't.
I can't. Oh, I got it. I could be her.
It's fast travel.
It's always that way, really?
That was up just before when I was doing all the other things.
Let's see.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
Maybe there's another entrance.
Okay. Um, open a context menu to lock pick.
Use.
Lock pick.
It's a joke.
Bitch, I'm not getting this.
Ooh, that was close though.
Fuck!
Damn it.
I could have added a bonus.
Okay, whatever.
Dang it, I never need tools available.
I'm not high enough level for that. Okay, um, okay, so now what the fuck am I supposed to do? It's locked.
I'm spoiled. We're stuck here. We'll back this way up and be here. I'll up into the ship.
What if you didn't have anything good on it?
All right, check this guy.
Oh man, I don't want to fight y'all stupid ass like I don't want to deal with that
Okay, gotta fight these idiots
Okay, so first and foremost
So first and foremost
Oh, I'm her first.
I want to be me first, so I could do it.
So I could do this.
Okay.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Time to present.
Okay.
Oh, he's still alive.
Oops, I didn't realize he was still alive.
This, struck hard, struck the boss.
Okay.
Ouch!
Are you serious?
You weren't going to pay for that.
I'm sure it's been to keep going.
Do I ever run out of these or do I like today replenish every time I do a fight?
the
every sleep
okay
I understand it now
you have to have a long rest
okay got it got
over the night got shit on
I'm gonna go there.
Oh, I can go up there.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Okay, how the hell am I going over there?
Whoa.
I can go this way.
That's what I'm going over there.
Oh, I can go this way.
That's what I'm going over there.
First let's move this guy in this chest. Oh, yeah
That is
Level up by clicking your pick and the ball
Level up. Oh, yeah, level two
Nice, choice is pending, what do I get to choose?
What's my choice?
We're place spell.
I have to.
Oh, I know this one.
Ricky Venus with the 10, thank you Ricky Venus with the 10 gift did. Okay, I
get to learn a new spell. Alright, which one would you also suggest? Thank you Ricky
with the 10. Guys, I've been saving the game like every five seconds. Fire hands.
I'm gonna do a careful spell and an extended spell. I don't give it down.
I don't care. I just want to take my purple cock out. That's really the reason why I'm sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, let's get this way, I think over here, it will be great, what even is this
I'll do this to those nice and we'll be taking that, I'll take some of this.
Okay, the other than into one inventory and use alpha-medicraft your own toceans, nice.
Okay, can you swim in this game?
Just here, I'm not going to try it right now, but I'm curious.
And, where are all of them?
No, okay.
Good to know.
Well, the graphics are so nice.
What happened over here?
Oh my god, who the hell is this?
It's flat.
I've come for those brings things cool.
you look like a
the gross you can kill it
come to you
you look like a
either slater
that's your that's your oil's boyfriend
okay um kill yourself you look
okay you you was a man you're telling me
you're telling me that I got a
you kill him. I'm just hoping for a time-so. No, not to worry.
Okay, so you are okay? So you like to get down in dirty, okay? Let me let
me quickly roll the way. Okay, see now this is what I'm talking about. I
want to talk about it. At first you struck me as a bitch. At first you struck me as
a bit.
I saw you on the ship.
Stressing at Bounce while cell is trapped in a pool.
Stressing at Bounce.
Okay, now you're okay.
Now you lost me again.
I got nothing to do with this.
You had it backwards.
They snatch me up too.
You try to hold the memory, but it fades to the worm to the worm to the worm to the fear.
What's that? What's going on?
Man, I don't fucking know. It's the mind-flayer's worm. It's connected us.
Of course.
That explains things and someone
pans of things.
I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards.
No apologies.
Yeah.
Okay, well glad to see you all caught up down.
Indeed we are.
Please allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Astarium.
I wasn't holding this gate when there's peace snorched me.
All right, yep, my name's V.
A pleasure.
So, do you never anything about these words?
Um, yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna turn this into mind-flayers.
Turn this into...
Huh?
Ha ha ha ha.
Of course, it'll turn me into a monster.
What else did I expect?
Although it hasn't happened yet.
If we can find an expert, someone like you can control these things.
There might still be time.
Well, what do they hell do you think we're trying to do?
Obviously.
Ooh, okay, a little bit.
I can invite him.
I could say I need to get a little bit of a shelter in my camp.
Or I could say, man, I'm out of here.
Man, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to say three and see if he fights for me.
to go this alone. But maybe sticking with the hood. Oh wait, I don't know if he is going to go with it, okay?
Safety numbers after all, and yeah, he's right.
Turn down an invitation, ooh, right. Maybe I'll see you there. Good luck. Okay, so, okay, so I shoot him away,
but I told him he could, he could camp with me.
So, right, is that what I did?
I don't even know what the fuck I did.
What am I to do?
Go get about now.
So, okay, so we'll go to my camp,
so I can invite him whatever.
Okay, so I could just call him up later.
I could just call him up later.
Okay.
All right, cool, cool, cool.
But wait, we come from down this way.
Right with the fuck?
Yeah, okay.
And then, it's up there.
Or fuck the whole shit.
And then it wants over here.
Another day over here, I guess.
Okay, let's go over here.
What's on your head?
Hi, lady.
Nice, okay.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Wormhole!
It is a wormhole over here.
Or I could keep looking around a little bit more.
Wormhole.
Approach the sigil on the stone.
Magic glitters and swirls from it arcticly.
As if no one showed me.
It looks slightly dangerous.
It looks fun, I'm gonna touch it.
Oh, ah, fuck.
Ah, I need one.
Ah, that's it.
Grab the hand and pull.
No charisma, I got mad charisma, I got this.
easy
you know I had to double it
easy
whatever you're doing is walking on this
now quick bit of holes you're doing the trick
come on
I
Hello, I'm Gael of Waterdeep. Hey, you
Hey, Gael, no, no need to bargeize your leg
Yes, Gael
You're on the nose, Lord as well.
I was, yes, I was.
You don't trust the Span draw your weapon.
Oh, shit.
Not trust him.
Yeah, I was.
I can only assume you too were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome insertion in the ocular region.
Yes, yes.
Go on.
In 30, we speak of this power site.
I will wear that off for a period of excruciating
It will turn us into mind-flares.
I am aware of that, yes.
I am aware of that, yes.
I am aware of that, yes.
And let me assure you, it is to be avoided.
Yes, yes.
You don't happen to be a cleric by any chance, do you?
Doctor?
Surgeon?
I'm finally a droid for the knitting needle.
Yes, we may need to look into that parling, but.
You seem to know enough about our condition to realise it's beyond most cleric skills.
Most?
No doubt, but I find myself hoping to be in a presence of the food.
in presence of the few. You don't happen to be one of them.
Does it look like we are?
Ah, does this many gifts?
But tadpole extraction is not one of them.
If established, few enough can.
It's not exactly a common affliction.
And there's certainly going to need a healer and soon too.
How about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a healer together?
Yep, okay.
Most excellent.
You're going to come with me, bro.
How much time is that?
Parasite.
Oh, what's something to that effect?
Oh, but before you think you're about to embark on a journey
with most ill-man of the man, thank you.
We're pulling me out of that stone.
You're so well-fulsighted kindness, I assure you.
I have a feeling ample opportunities will present themselves
for me to return the fate.
Well, I can't wait.
All right.
Who will cool me save here?
Um...
Alright, let's keep let's keep going. We gotta keep uh...
We gotta keep going. We gotta find some... Oh wait. Oh wait. I want to go over here.
I want to go to here.
What the fuck is this?
me but I'm all about bloody backbone but we don't know what that thing that even is.
I'm what about the crypt.
No.
It's a ship.
They're bad.
Oh, it's some waste.
Mario and Barton are trying to break in for days.
Now we stop.
Oh, come with ourselves, competition already.
That's our ship.
Okay, relax the ship's full of monsters man.
I wouldn't I wouldn't go near it
Okay, I'm the goat
Well in that case come on you look no point in getting killed second worm gets the cheese and all
Second mouse
Oh, okay. See that was fine. That was complete. Y'all made it sound like that was gonna be scary.
Oh, okay. See ya. Look, see because I could I could talk my way out of anything, bro. I
could talk my way out of anything. There's something underneath me. Well, girl. I know, but I want it. Okay. So I want to get to down to there.
Bed roll. Oh, can I take a little bath?
I'm going to go Mimi's right.
Oh man.
I am going to just take a quick little nap.
Oh my god, anyone else tired?
I know you're tired, come on, come take an nap.
Why can't we all nap at the same time?
I'm a lot of my mind.
Yeah, freaking relax.
I'm gonna go up here.
Anything?
Dragon Egg Mushroom. Where's that at?
Oh, nice.
Oh, there's...
Customs to put my hands in everything.
I bet you don't ride something.
Gimble cock?
Okay, uh, you're friends abandoned you or to performance.
Yes, it's me, let me in.
I still got it, though, but I still got it, though.
You still have a big shake in motion.
I don't know anymore, I find a kitty.
No problem.
Okay, that's not like he did it by that
So am I good to go in there? Oh, oh, okay?
No, actually I'm not actually not that unfortunately missed. Are you serious?
Okay, what else should what should I do guys?
Oh, sorry I should be using my spells.
I'm a magic user not a close fighter.
Can't you hear me?
Okay, we should like do anything before I end my turn.
Use the gun!
Say, because this is my chemistry, okay.
Push is funny.
Do you even have shove and fuck you?
Fuck, and I'm at it. Okay, so now in my turn I don't fancy the chances. Okay, he seems to be what's what's his deal?
What's his I don't even know what the fuck he is. What even is he? I'm a wizard.
Yo, is that alright? Okay, I would like to do a switch phone.
Oh, yeah, that was good. Zap them up nice. And then I'm gonna shove him do.
I just like the shove, okay.
And now, these turn.
And I'm gonna fucking Pokemon the head.
Bitch!
Okay, oh, that was in V, I'm gonna hell with this, Shadow War.
Nice. Okay, cool.
Um, alright, I did a good job, let me see it again.
Let's be on my way.
Oh, geez, we are all my god dude, all I'm about to do, we are about to give me all that.
You know, I need everything on this fucking table.
Do I run an inventory space?
No, the patron god is obvious.
No hate.
Oh, I could light the candles.
Oh, I need that, geez.
I need that one too.
I need that water too.
Maybe you can sell things?
Like do I have a lot of space?
How do I see my inventory?
I maybe?
Okay, I got a remote chilling.
Should I take this cup?
You never know.
You might need a cup and you might need a tin plate.
And you might need some more cheese.
and you might need another template and another thing how
this is creepy as a
okay
did I look at this wrong already I think I did
I did and you might need a milk can
you might need a sack of boats and a cutting board
I'm doing my 75 soft in the game too I have to read as well.
Intersting, okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
Don't ever watch this game must be long gone.
Okay.
Um...
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm gonna give him...
I'm gonna give him...
What should he get?
What should he have?
The ice one?
Ice knife?
And match your commissal.
Okay.
cool. Okay, I don't need any more milk cans. I will not be greedy anymore.
Okay, let's keep going this. Let's go to the door. Wait, did I miss anything over here?
Oh, wait! Hold on!
his dried sausage links over here I need that okay all right but this is this was locked
oh
wait who is she
is that her wait I kind of fuck with her she's running away from us okay um oh oh shit
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so I can't reach destination. So what should I do?
Fuck, there's too far
Also once I click something I can't go back though, hit the barrel
Shit
There's too far
Right click cancels.
Oh, okay, thank God.
Okay. Move gala, wait, but I can't, because I'm on my turn.
No blue.
Okay, switch, I get switch turns first.
To queen six.
Okay.
Use fireballs.
I need that shit bitch.
Okay.
It's too everything.
Disquite everything.
On my way.
Oh!
Okay. Oh, I'm glowing. Why am I glowing? What does that mean?
What does this mean?
my powers status listed on the left
you can fly as a bonus action
oh my god okay how do I do that
oh
Fuck, okay, cool
I get over here drop them up
What the hell it even is she what is this bar bar bar bar area or something?
Okay
Oh, she's a cleric
Also, she's a fucking healer this whole time
We're over here trying to look for a healer. Hold time on the fucking healer.
Okay, so I know he could throw the fucking thing.
can I hear myself?
okay
I missed, all my fucking god I missed.
over what we're going down we are literally going down
my
body
bitch
Okay, I'm gonna heal never hurt anybody.
Or I should heal myself, that's whatever.
Okay.
Oh my, then I'm not fucking hit this, my brother's ahead.
Okay, that's it, I'm gonna live your shit.
How did that happen? How did that guy just set on fire on his own?
How's that going to fuse?
Running passive.
Okay, he's wolfing out.
Okay, I am going to use.
Let's try.
Should I do a stream magic missile again?
Miss, wait, I didn't, I didn't even do it.
Oh my god, I hate this part of your hand.
I'm just gonna push you.
I've let it fail though. Oh my god, I'm the worst.
Okay.
Thunderway.
Save Thunderway. Okay, I don't even know what that would have saved me.
Actually he's almost dead. It's one for almost dead. I think
Okay, I need to okay, what about to be dead, too?
Can I heal like all of us at the same time?
Good I just heal the enemy, why is that an option?
The Mexican Gail!
Don't forget you spread the love, like...
Okay.
Yeah, we, we, we, we, we, we die in here for sure. Okay, that's fine, though.
Can I reset? Like, what? Okay.
Ooh, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so am I down?
Okay, so what do I do?
Potion of speed.
Okay, healing.
Do I just got a drink this?
Okay, I'm a drink that.
Okay, now I'm going to disadvantage with that.
I'm going to disadvantage with that too.
I'm going to go, why am I going to disadvantage with everything?
Have you used this fucking shit?
Oh my god, is he dead?
Can we kill them?
We fucking killed them.
Okay
Okay
Oh, there's still those other fuckers. Oh my god, I'm dead. There's something dead as well.
Okay, hold on
Okay, we're all about to die. Okay, I need to heal myself.
Okay, and then I'm going to shield, or but she's dead too.
Oh, I didn't realize he was dead.
Oh, revive him.
Not enough resources, okay.
Okay, this is fucking me, I guess.
Okay, drink the healing potion.
Okay, what should I do, what should I do, will it be my best thing to do with V right now?
Drink the healing potion?
Or fire bolt, these motherfuckers.
Oh, girl, no, give back oh shit and then I could do both nice, okay
Fuck that little bitch okay now I'm gonna drink my potion and then I am going to revive
Where did it go
I got to click in first.
Okay, but he's still about to die, can I heal him or did I use all my things?
He said, what are you doing, stop it.
Okay, nice and then I think so I'm probably that's probably all I could do huh?
Okay
Mr. What are you doing?
Okay
I can't take much Mr. Stop
Okay, so now I'm me and I'm going to
What should I do? Mr. Stop! Go! You be a bad. Don't chew that. Just a tack now to the acid.
only 40%
this has got 75%
oh you bitch yeah okay
packed his ass up okay
and then
should I drink another potion
create a spell slots
what is this
click to confirm
click click what
What do I click?
Myself?
Mr. Lee! You'll be a naughty, go!
Click anything?
So now what? What did that do for me?
I
Like a bad
Miss a
fuck
Should drink my juice
Should drink my juice
Okay
And
Oh my god wait is it okay who else is left? Oh I didn't even see this fucking bitch here.
I literally can't I? Like oh my god who the hell is left?
Hold tight this bitch away and let my fucking face. Okay so what can I do resistance?
Make a target more resistance to spell effects, sacred flame and golf target and a flame like
Yeah
Okay, I don't do no type of fucking damage
Okay, that's fine
Okay, and then I'm a hitter with the hitter with the boom
Yeah, it's back it up. Okay. Oh my god
I'm about to die, so should I just start drinking more of my or should I have her heal me?
Baby, can you heal me? Please?
I don't think she's got any left.
Go to camp. Where? Where's Camp Flood? Where's the camp?
Oh, I made so sad that it finds somewhere to camp soon.
Oh, can't fire bottom right.
Short rest?
I'm gonna stay with you for a second.
Oh, that was- Oh, hell yeah. Okay, so I did a short rest.
I should just go back to the camp.
oh my god okay so how many people how many people is the max and out that I could
like travel with
four okay
and where's um oh okay there he's okay
archery bite him out
So we've picked up a wizard who managed to get stuck in his own portal.
How did promising instruction?
So when somebody gonna suck this big bang, that's what I'm wondering.
That's what I'm wondering.
Okay, I need you.
Come on.
Come on.
I thought you'd never ask.
Lead on.
So when does that happen?
Like, okay, but now that I'm back at camp,
like maybe I talk to Shadowheart a little bit,
just get to know her.
Now that we have a second to talk.
I've heard you can't get blood from a stone,
but apparently you can't get a visit from one.
Gayle seems interesting.
Well, she gets to know each other a little more.
Most we know how a little mystery do you think?
You don't want to talk about yourself?
I should hope not.
Have you ever heard that people who want to talk about themselves?
I'm doing your favor.
Maybe I'd like to get to know you better.
Sweet of you.
But don't worry.
I'm sure you'll get to know me just fine by traveling together.
No need for interrogations just yet.
Alright, that's what you prefer. I can respect that.
Thank you.
I'm sure we'll get a little perfectly well.
So, um, okay, that's all I have to say.
Okay.
Cool.
You can check the character approval by hitting tab.
It said that she approved of that.
So, what is this?
Okay, and I could level him up now too.
Hey, he's a roe.
Mr. I can't see, and he's just right in front of the screen.
You can see I cannot see nothing.
He's standing right in front of the screen.
You can hear?
Can you come here?
Can you take one step away from the screen?
Okay, he's just still right here.
Okay, if one of them jumps there or they'll, okay, I can't see.
Thank you so much.
That's so nice of you to move up.
Okay, you have a crush on a starry end. Do you have a crush on him?
What's that about? Okay, so this is all the stuff that they're holding.
And spell book characters. Okay, cool.
Whoo!
Okay, I think I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to Minis.
Should I go to should I go to should I end the day?
Okay, all right, that's where I'm calling it, that's where I'm calling it up on bolder
scare and now it's where we're going to call it.
Dude, that is, I think fun.
It's fine, okay, we're going to have to get back into that soon and I can't wait to take my purple thing out, okay, I did say, don't worry, I did say the clock scared you, I'm sorry, you're what you heard me
you heard me. I hope you won't get bored of it like the last of us. Well, I wasn't able to
clap Joel's cheeks in the last of us. Now was I. So, it's not that I can bored of the last of us.
It's the fact that there's so much just gameplay of you just running around and doing nothing.
those kind of game. Like it's same with Silent Hill 2. Like oh my god and I'm just like
and I'm so bad at figuring the things out sometimes. Like with I genuinely could not imagine
without chat having to figure out how to do some of the shit and in last of us
to and fucking in Silent Hill 2. Oh Silent Hill after that was a different story. Silent Hill
of I love that fucking game. But oh my god I'm so bad I'm just I just be like wandering
I like the thing will be right for my face and I can't fucking see it.
So yeah, maybe a one day I'll finish it, but we'll see.
It's hard, it's like those kind of gear just hard to pick up after not like playing them like every single day.
Yes, I will definitely play more golders game three.
I definitely will play more of that.
And playing games is all about fine exactly.
Exactly. It's all about fine.
So that's what we're, that's over here for guys.
It has life as strange there have been on your radar.
That's my favorite game series. We've played them before. I've actually played them twice.
I've played but again this has been a while. So I've played the life-estrange games twice,
but it's lost media. Most of it is lost media, unfortunately. But yeah, they're saying
a new one's coming soon. Also a new drag race episode is really good. Okay, I am going to be
watching that. I'm going to be watching that and I'm going, oh my god, dude, I'm about to
to lay in better and now, so I'm up to do.
I'm about to lay down, play the new animal crossing
and decorate the hotel and watch,
drag race, I'm so excited.
But tomorrow, I will see you at one PMPST for RIPO.
So I will see you for RIPO's tomorrow,
sponsored stream, so be on your best behavior.
So I haven't played since the new update.
I'm purposely waiting until tomorrow, so I'm excited.
Maybe I'll play like a gamer too off stream beforehand
just to see, but I'm pretty much gonna be in the darkest
far as like the deadpool and stuff goes.
I'm not gonna know too much about it.
I want to be in the dark.
Also I have played Detroit become human,
but again that was something I did like right
when I first started streaming and it is lost media,
but it would be fun to play it again.
Um, okay, anyway, love you and I will see you tomorrow.
Bye! Good night!
Oh, me, so you want to say bye?
Bye!