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Where are the real shitters at? Where are the real shitters at? Let me know. Hey, everyone.
Nah. Um, for anyone who's confused about the, the context of the, the, uh, title of the
Well, yes, I had to drink. Okay, so let me let me break it down. So I'm doing a colonoscopy
I'm doing a colonoscopy on
Thursday today is obviously
Tuesday that fact that I had to check that so I'm doing a colonoscopy Thursday morning. Okay, so
deferred
My god, I just like just gas everywhere just bloating just everything
So I'm doing a colonoscopy and an endoscopy. I'm doing both camera up the butt camera down the throat on Thursday morning
Okay, so I
Told the doctor I told the doctor listen. I'm a freaking constipated. I'm a constipated girl
I would like to
Get a colonoscopy and when I was 16 I did the prep for the colonoscopy without having to do the colonoscopy because I was
was constipated and I didn't start pooping to like the next day.
You're supposed to start pooping within like a few hours of drinking it, but I didn't start
pooping until the next day.
So he's like, oh, good thing you told me that.
I'm actually going to put you on another laxative before you do the colonoscopy prep.
I'm said, oh, amazing, great.
So usually you just do one the day before, which would be tomorrow, but I had to drink
this little bad boy a few hours ago. So I drank this little bad boy a few hours ago and so we're
going to see what happens. We are going to see what happens. So yeah. So yes, had to had to bust
this thing down and then tomorrow I'm doing the actual prep. But the good news is I thought today
I wasn't going to be able to eat food. But thank God. Okay, so today I can eat food. Tomorrow I
I can't eat food. I can only have freaking broth and Jell-O
But I thought it was gonna be for two days, but it's not so it's only for one day
So I guess that's that's good, but I have to eat low fiber foods today and the past few days
I had to do it so it's I just I can only eat like
Rice bread I could have meat and stuff, but like I
Can't have like too much. It's just like very like plain basic shit. So
That's like all I've really been able to eat. I would tell you what I ate for
dinner but I'm not going to. I actually don't I don't want to tell you because I
know you're gonna make fun of me. It's really bad. It's really bad. It's
really bad for dinner. I had and and this is a guys or is this is a no judgment
zone? No. For dinner I ate white rice with ranch dressing on it. And that's my truth.
And that's my truth, okay, and that's my truth.
And that's my truth, so nothing gonna prepare me for that, nothing gonna prepare me for
that.
So, isn't that solid food?
Yes, so if you were listening to what I said 10 seconds ago, tomorrow I can't have solid
food.
Today I can.
I thought I had to do no solid food for two days, but it's only one day.
So no, tomorrow, attitude.
I just always have to repeat myself on this gang app.
No, so tomorrow I have to have no food, no solid food.
Tomorrow is clear liquid diet.
Tomorrow is clear liquid diet.
So wasted a day of solid food on garbage.
Okay, well it still has to be, okay, so I am gonna have something later.
I am gonna have something later.
I'll probably order, I don't know,
some chicken or something later.
Something simple, like,
and it can't be like all fried
and like a million things.
Like, it has to be simple.
It has to be simple.
Jeremy Renner's girlfriend with the 10 gifted.
Thank you, Jeremy Renner's girlfriend with the 10 gifted.
And yeah, so that's pretty much what's gonna happen.
So I drank this, I drank this about,
I'd say I finished drinking it.
I've been drinking it over the course of like an hour and a half.
And then I also ate a little bit of the rice in between then.
So kind of a bad idea because it says you're supposed to wait like either an
hour before either eating something or two hours after, but I was just like,
whatever, I'm just going to drink it. So, so yeah, so
just almost finished this and it's so sour. Oh my God, it's so sour.
I got the grape one and it's definitely not as bad as the other ones about to
But oh man, that shit was ass. It was bad, but right now I feel fine. I don't know. I feel um
Yeah, I feel fine, so I
Don't know man. I'm just I probably start pooping who knows so I guess we'll see how I feel the calm before the shit storm
Yeah, literally
The calm before the shit storm. So are you gonna randomly stop stream to shit?
So so we're all going to be learning together as this is a learning experience for everyone as this goes
So we're all going to find out to Jen Parker with the five gifted. Thank you Jen Parker with the five
So we're all going to be finding out together. So I'm actually not sure
I'm not sure how this is going to go
So we we will all find out together in real time how how this is going to go
but
poop counter way a poop counter on the screen could actually be
cool wait actually let's let me see can I anything I could figure out how to do
that okay sources
text cool okay
why is it so big
Okay, so let's make it a little smaller Okay, so right now we're at zero so right now
we're at zero well technically I had I had one I had a normal poop this morning before
any of this don't trust any forms zero for the day okay I had one but it doesn't count
as far as the, it doesn't count as far as the, as the, um, uh, laxative.
It doesn't count as far as laxative poop.
So we're going to, we're going to just say zero.
Wait, are we colonoscopy prepping?
We are, we are colonoscopy prepping.
I'm doing my liquid diet tomorrow and the actual prep, but the doctor
made me drink this the day before too, cause I'm like really constipated.
Star lover with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Star lover with the five.
Um, who you fighting with the $50 don't know.
Love you vanilla.
I'm so happy to be in stream tonight.
I just had a seven and a half hour surgery yesterday.
When I woke up from anesthesia,
I looked at my nurse and said,
nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Jump scare, girl, I was embarrassed.
Love you, vanilla.
Oh my God.
Okay, if I was that nurse,
I would have probably put you back to sleep.
But thank you, who you, just kidding.
Thank you, who you fight for the $50 don't know.
I'm so glad that your surgery went well.
And thank you for being here.
Thank you for being here and watching the stream with us.
And Moping B with the $50 don't know.
Hi, mama.
I just had my endoscopy and colonoscopy on the 21st of January.
The prep was awful, but that anesthesia nap was beautiful.
That's what I'm looking forward to Moping B.
I love, I love an excuse to be put under anesthesia.
And that's not me being like a fiend for that.
Like it's just, I have,
I know some people have like bad reactions to anesthesia like some people like
Freak out when they do it and it makes them like throw up or whatever dude me me under anesthesia. I'm like
That shit that shit is nice that shit is nice, so so that shit is nice, so I'm excited
I'm excited to go. I'm excited to go under
No, but hopefully everything is good and like you know
I'm just I'm just hoping that they don't find anything bad. The best the best result is that them telling me
They go into my damn bowels and they're like no everything looks good. That's what I want
That's what I want to happen
I want them to go up in there and say nope you look all good. Everything's good
Dapoochie with the five gifted. Thank you. Dapoochie with the five, but also yes moping bee
I'm glad that you're andoske me and colonoscopy went well and thank you for the $50 don't know
but
Colon cancer is on the rise in young people because of all the bullshit that's in our food
So we are seeing crazy levels of colon cancer in
Ages that they never used to see before because all the bullshit in the food
So I've been constipated a good chunk of my life not 24-7, but you know a pretty good amount of time
So I was just like you know what I've never done a day in colonoscopy. Let me get this the fuck over with
Let me just make sure everything's good up under the hood. So that's what we're doing mags the foodie with the five
Thank you mags with the five gifted
So that's pretty much that's pretty much yeah all the rat ankles in our food exactly all the damn rat ankles
so
That's what we're doing. Is this an American problem?
I'd say it's definitely more American than other parts of the world because they literally put rat ankles in our food
So they just be putting whatever the fucking are goddamn food
But but yeah, so
So yeah, Rip Tay Tay, Tay Tay who dead hat.
No, there's not real rat angles.
I just said it the other day on stream and I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
So we've been running with the rat angles thing.
She was a gamer.
Oh, wait, has it been a year?
Is that how she passed away?
Was it colon cancer?
Yeah, really? I did not know that. Oh my god, that is so sad. There was this streamer.
There was a streamer and I don't know if she streamed her on YouTube, but Tata Games, I
think was her user. It was Tata Games or Tata was her name, but yeah, Tata Games. She was
really funny and she passed away. She passed away. I think they said that she had colon
cancer. Oh, that's so sad. But yeah, no, it's it's on the rise in young people. So hey,
you want to make sure everything's good. Everything's good if you have any abnormalities with your
mowls or anything with your stomach. It's just good to maybe see what's going on. So
So yeah, but yeah, so that's what I'm doing, that's what I'm doing, that's what I'm doing.
And it's not even too, and it can happen to anyone, it doesn't, you know, it's not necessarily
just like anyone who eats bad or doesn't eat fiber, like it really could just, it could
happen to anyone, like, you know, I eat, I eat, like I don't eat like shit, like I don't,
I do not eat like shit.
So that's where I'm just like, dang bro, like, I feel like I shouldn't be this constipated.
But also the doctor, the doctor, love this doctor.
This doctor is like just everything you would want in a doctor.
He just makes you like, he's this, the doctor who's like very smart, like, had a, had an
answer for everything, like, super nice.
Like, and he was just explaining to me and he was like, and some people's baseline is
just a little bit more constipated than like some people's baseline.
just you know what I was like all right cool you know he was and he was kind of
you know he was like I'm willing to bet that you have healthy bowels and
everything like I'm willing to bet that everything's good with you but you know
let's just you know it's always if you if you want to be safe and you want to
you know we could absolutely do that like he was because a lot of doctors will
try to like not talk you out of it but they they're like oh no you're fine just
go home but he was like no if this is what you want to do like you know
Absolutely. So I was like, thank you. Thank you, King. So yeah, so we are, he said, let's get up in there. Hey, so yeah, and I am, I am, of course, vlogging the whole thing for Patreon.
So Kristina's not gonna be able to be in the room when they're shoving the camera up my ass
So it's not gonna be every single thing
But you're gonna see like you know so I have been kind of vlogging the process
But basically you're gonna get you know the the before and then like me going into the dang place and and getting all suited up
And all that shit and then probably me after all high
On the anesthesia and so so yeah
Yeah, does insurance cover it for people under 50?
That's a good question.
I'm not sure American healthcare fucking sucks.
I'm doing this out of pocket.
I'm paying out of pocket, one, because if I were to go through insurance, it would take
75 million fucking years, and two, I don't even know how much of it they would cover,
so I don't know.
That's actually a good question, but I am paying out of pocket for it because I decided
two weeks ago that I wanted it, and I already got it all booked.
So I was like, hey, that's a quick turnaround time.
That's fine.
I'll pay out of pocket for it.
So it depends on your insurance and all that stuff, I'm sure.
But yeah.
So yeah.
So we will see how I feel as the stream goes on.
Again, this is just what they had me drink today.
Tomorrow they're having me drink.
It's like this fun.
I'm not kidding.
It's like this big and it's just a tub full of powder and the powder is like filled up
to here and then I have to fill that with water and then drink that and I have to start
drinking that at I believe 4 p.m. Either 4 or 6.
Let me see.
Oh God, I'm not excited for that.
Okay.
I have to start drinking that tomorrow at 6 p.m. and then I have to drink the first half
of the gallon at six, and then I have to drink the other half at ten. So I have from six
to ten to drink the first half. I know it's horrible. I've done it before. I've done it
before. It's fucking awful. So I am really excited, and it tastes like shit, and it's
awful, and I'm probably going to be crying, and I'm nauseous just thinking about it. So
It's gonna be awesome. No, it's gonna be really great. It's gonna be really awesome
So yeah
Is it flavored like shit it's flavored like shit so
But they gave me and then oh and then also too they gave me
Like some other pills to take too, but they're not nausea pills. It's duck-a-lacks just more laxatives
Just, just add it on, just add it on, just c'mon, woohoo!
Fuck it, who anyone else wanna join the party?
Me, relax, like who else?
Anyone else?
Jesus Christ, I'm so scared.
I'm so fucking scared.
Like anyone else wanna join the party?
Smooth move?
Who else, c'mon.
X-Lax, who else?
Dang, Perunjuice, like c'mon, Metamucle.
Fuck, c'mon everyone, everyone join the damn party.
I don't care no more.
Ah, gas x?
Cool.
Look, I don't care.
I don't care.
Everyone join the party.
Edimah, like, so yeah.
So I don't know.
I don't fucking know, man.
I'm scared.
And then tomorrow night at 11 PM
is the last time that I could have any food or water
until the morning.
My appointment is at 9.45.
I have to get there at 9.45.
the procedures at 10.45, which man, that's, they better,
I'm hoping I get there at 9.45 and we can kind of
get shit moving because I'm like, dang, that's,
and don't get me wrong.
I'd rather, I'd rather go at that time than like fucking
six in the morning, because that's, that's too damn early.
But like, come on, let's get this shit moving.
Let's get this shit moving.
So, literally get shit moving, like literally get the
shit moving.
Yeah, shit will be moving
God damn it, bro. I'm scared
but yeah, so I'm not even I'm not scared for shitting and
I'm not scared for shitting and
Like doing the actual colonoscopy I'm scared for how my body is gonna feel because I always convince myself
If I don't eat every couple hours that I'm gonna pass out and die even though that's not true
But that's like what I've convinced myself and my brain forever. So that's what I'm scared of this is feeling like that
So I don't know so I feel like it I'm just gonna be so anxious the morning of like they're they're gonna have to get there
And just in put fucking put me out like they're gonna they're literally I'm gonna have to get to that damn
Surgery center and they're gonna have to give me some damn horse tranquilizer as soon as I walk in that damn room
Roxy Clark with the five give you thank you Roxy Clark with the five
So, so yeah, we're gonna have to blow dark me upon entry
Literally they're gonna have to blow dark me upon entry
Cuz I'm just I don't know. I don't know how I'm supposed to do this man. Oh
Shit oh
My god
God I'm just
Just scare but it's gonna be good, but it's gonna be good
But it's gonna be good
I got a headache without water me too
But that's why I think it's gonna be okay because if I try to go to bed early
And then I wake up and I go to the the surgery center
And then I'm like, okay, can we please hurry this up?
Then I think I should be fine. Bimbo beret with the five give to thank you Bimbo beret with the five
So, or even if they put, even if I get there and they put me under early, like I don't care,
put me out, like even if you put me under and then put me in the janitor's closet for like an hour
until the doctor gets there, just that's fine with me. That's fine with me because I just like,
I need to be, I don't care what they do with me. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
And Christina's gonna have to deal with all this too for Christina. I'm so sorry Christina
I'm apologizing in advance right now for the way that I am probably about to act
Waking up the morning of the damn surgery and she's gonna she's gonna bring me and everything and I'm just I'm so sorry
Like I already know this is about to be awful like
God but
Yeah, I'm hoping that when we get there that they're able to
To let early at least I could lay down or something like oh
Fuck somebody sedate me
Somebody sedate me please
so
But again, this is me pushing my boundaries and pushing and and knowing that I can do this and I am capable and
And after I'm gonna be like I did it I did it and I didn't back out
Mate, I mean who knows maybe I will
No, but you know what? No, I'm not gonna back out because if I'm back out that I'm gonna be out
Some fucking money and that's gonna piss me off more than anything
That's gonna piss me off more than anything is losing because one thing about me is I hate losing some fucking money
Because it's like if you don't show up there, I'm sure they still charge you something so oh fuck no
You're not about to get no damn free money out of me and then also have me shit for no reason
so yeah
Just shitting for no reason exactly exactly what are you afraid of I don't know
I'm afraid of I don't know actually don't know a good question. Oh, I have therapy today, too
So I really should have
Should we should have went over that? No, but
And then I also did this thing today, too, I tried this new thing it was called cranial sacral
Craneal sacral therapy or cranial sacral something. I don't know it was similar to Reiki
She kind of just like put her hands on me and stuff and then afterwards I felt like I was walking on a cloud
It was pretty nice. It was pretty nice. So I did that
So yeah, I liked that. I liked that I tried that today
She put her hands on you
No, so you will okay. Yes, but not in the way that you might be thinking so
Don't you have to fart after the procedure so you can leave or am I making that up?
Okay, Christina called Dylan and asked him the other day because Dylan's had a number of colonoscopies
And he's like no they've never made me do that. So I don't know how true that is
I don't know how true that is. Wait, is that really true?
Like, are they gonna watch me fart?
I don't know. I think I'm gonna be okay. Mine did both times.
Oh my god, that's me so embarrassing.
What if I shit? Well, I'm probably not gonna have anything left in my body to shit.
But then I can eat. Then I can eat, like, right after, right?
right can't you eat right after or no do you have to wait you can eat after
Christina I'm gonna need a Popeye's two-piece combo with a biscuit and a
mac and cheese no no I'm gonna know okay waiting at my bedside I am going to
need I am going to need I don't know what I'm gonna need but I'm gonna need
Something at my bedside. I don't care what the hell it is. I'll eat it. I
Don't care what the hell it is. I'll eat it
Maybe like a gluten-free bagel with cream cheese or something. I just need I'm just going to need something at no sushi
Sushi yeah, wait good for my colonoscopy at 945 in the effing morning. Oh my god, you know what I want
We're so bad right now is raw fish. No, I need I need we got to take it
We got to take it here. We got to be careful. We got to be careful here. Okay?
I need like oh pizza sound good. Oh man and 75 soft guys. Okay, listen to me 75 soft
I have been doing good. I did a really hard bar class yesterday
My abs are freaking killing me, which is probably gonna suck when I'm pooping later
It's gonna hurt even double bad, but I
Took a really hard bar class yesterday because I knew that I wasn't gonna be able to work out for a few days
But y'all unfortunately this
I'm doing a colonoscopy
So if I want to have a slice of pizza or a gluten-free bagel on my wake up out of my freaking butthole
Camera surgery, that's what I'm going to do and I'm sorry
And I'm sorry and then we're just gonna go right back to it and then guess what on Saturday
I have a consultation with the personal trainer scheduled so and that's okay and
That's okay
So, yeah, so I have a squatty potty. Don't worry. I have a squatty potty
Man, but I'm just scared. I'm just scared, but I'll be okay
Yo, could yo, could with the $50 don't know my husband and I did the colonoscopy a few months ago through the insurance
They didn't find anything. Thank God with the total
The total after insurance for us to pay was oh wait $14 for each person no wait wait 14,000
Did that says it's a 14,000 for each person so that sucks but other than that the experience was nice
I'm sorry. Huh? Where did you get this? Did you get this colonoscopy at the
Burj Khalifa? Did Rihanna do your colonoscopy at the Burj Khalifa? Why is it
$14,000 per person.
I'm paying out of pocket, and it's nowhere near that price.
And this is after insurance they're telling me.
Did you send over the paperwork to insurance?
Did they jerk their cock onto it, come on the paper,
and then send it back to you?
Cause that's about all it sounded like your insurance did.
That's about all it sounded like your insurance did.
Cause 14,000 per person.
If I'm reading that correctly is insanity.
Yeah. I know literally. Okay. So one time and listen to this one time.
I went to, um, urgent care in Boston.
when I was in Boston, I went to urgent care and I did an STD test and I it was for some
reason I didn't I just was being impatient. I didn't want to wait until I can get like
an appointment somewhere. So I went to urgent care. They did the piss test. They did the
blood test $2,800 bill I got. I said, Oh, what the hell? So at this point I was on my parents
insurance. So I call my mom freaking out. I'm like, what am I going to do? They're going
come get me I can't pay this and then um and then she was like don't worry I'm
gonna call him so she called them and then she got it down to like 1800 and
then I just never paid it and I just never paid it because what are you
gonna do come and show up to my house and be my ass like I don't like I don't
care but aren't they now putting medical um aren't they now putting medical stuff
back on your credit score because medical debt like doesn't really exist right
Like, it's technically...
But aren't they about to put it back on?
I hope not.
I hope not.
Jess Roach with the $50 Dono!
Hey!
Turn 22 from England.
It's 2 a.m. but got time off work.
So best believe I got on this stream ASAP.
LMAO.
Good luck with your colonoscopy girl.
Don't trust no fart no matter how small.
Love ya hope it all goes okay.
Jess Roach.
I think it's Jess Roach.
Not Roach.
Sorry.
with the $50 don't know happy freaking birthday all the way in England um wait
did I make the up that it was your birthday just tuned in from England it's
2 a.m. but I got time off work oh I don't know why I made up that it was your
birthday and you were up at 2 a.m. on your birthday okay mate but you know
maybe your birthday is sometime this year like everyone else is so you know
Happy birthday to you Jess. Just happy birthday to you Jess. Thank you for the $50 don't know and thank you for being here
And I hope that you're having fun in in the UK at 2 a.m. Oh
Shit I don't know where I got that from that is funny
It's my birthday this year too. See happy birthday to you too
Yeah, 14k for someone digging your ass with a camera is crazy at that point like baby give me a ring camera
And I'll do it myself. Give me a ring doorbell camera. I'm gonna do it myself
That's gonna be me. Hold on. Hold on.
This is gonna be me.
I'd be like, thank you so much. Okay, thank you so much for showing up.
Thank you so much for showing up to your appointment.
Just roll over really quick and we are going to start this just soon as you're ready.
you're ready so we're gonna put you to sleep and then I'm just really quickly
we're just gonna start this so let me just oh sorry about that so that
actually um so okay well let me let's try one more time let's try one more
time. Let's try one more time.
Oh my god. Okay, hold on one second. We got some Donos. We got Vampire TTV with the $50
Dono. Hi, Nell. I love you off topic, but my best friend just got their heart broken
And they're watching you right now. Can you tell them they're a super awesome amazing non-binary little dude and they got to eat something?
Vampire TTV's best friend non-binary awesome little dude
Listen to me right now. I hope that you're having fun
Watching me and I hope that I'm cheering up your spirits just a little bit, but I need you to eat something
Okay, I know what that your heart was broken, but I need you to eat something and even if it's something simple like some crackers or
You know, it doesn't have to be anything crazy
Just just eat a little something just eat a little something and I'm happy that you're here and
Fuck that person that broke your heart and I'm just happy that you're here and shout out to vampire TTV
for that don't know
and
You yo-kun again with another $50 don't know yes 14k for each
That's New York, baby
We did request the financial aid and now have to pay around 2k still how much is it in LA? Love you, mama
Oh, okay. Thank God
Insane that they're just like actually sure now. We'll just lower it to like so then why on earth was it $14,000 and also too
I know for a lot of things if you asked for like an itemized bill
They knock off a lot of money too because they'll be like um one band-aid $3,000 one wet wipe
4700 like what the fuck are we talking about like they literally just they just be
Putting shit on there for no reason anything putting shit on there for no reason
I'd be like I ordered a pizza while I was on the clock. So that's another 300 like
The nurse ordered a piece of order some pizza on her lunch plate break. So you're gonna pay for that as well
So it's like, damn, fuck!
Okay, shit.
Also, again, thank you for another $50 don't know.
Thank you so much, Yoku, for another $50 don't know.
It is a freaking scam out here.
But how much is it?
Again, I paid, I was like, I paid a little bit more.
No, no, not a little bit more.
A little bit less than what I paid for my autism test.
So I'm in that same realm.
It is still a couple thousand dollars, but I am very grateful that I'm in a position
that I'm able to be able to pay out of pocket for things.
And the fact that they were able to get me in two weeks and I like the doctor, I think
like that's just like, I'm like, okay, you know what, and not horrible, not horrible.
It's really without insurance with a doctor in Beverly Hills.
I'll take it.
I'll take that all day.
The doctor with amazing reviews in Beverly Hills, so I'm like, I'll take that all day.
I'll take that all day.
Overweighting seven months with my Silent Hill 2 insurance and then having to fucking,
oh, I'm feeling a fart coming on.
Should I trust it?
Okay, I trusted it.
It was okay.
I did, I trusted it and it was fine.
Clear area!
I muted you though.
But I am starting to feel the things rumbling and tumbling.
So we might start to have a little bit of a party here soon.
So I guess we're about to find out.
But yeah, so either that or I weigh seven months with my Silent Hill 2 insurance and
then the doctor has a 1.4 star review and they're like this doctor shoved a ring camera
up my ass.
So I'd rather just pay out of pocket and get a good doctor that can get me in quickly
that I did I trust so so yeah um yeah um like what are you gonna do man what are
you gonna do what are you gonna do fart counter one okay now we're we're not
gonna do a fart counter cuz I'm gonna be updating it every two seconds that we
can't do no no sign movements oh shit and I'm burpy too like just friggin gas from
every end
careful careful SpongeBob careful I'm sorry man yeah on the white chair I'm
Guys, I'm not gonna shit on my chair.
Okay, I'm not gonna shit on my chair.
Don't worry about that.
We're okay.
We're okay.
You've got a clear pathway to the toilet.
Baby, all I gotta do is walk out here,
bust the right, bust the right toilet right there.
Just gotta bust two rights.
The bathroom is the room right next to me.
Gotta bust the right, bust the right, I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I'm just hoping that I remember
if I suddenly have to shit,
remember to at least click the mute button. That's what I'm hoping. So, but
guys, so I think I'd be okay tomorrow is gonna be the worst of it all because
tomorrow's what I'm gonna have to drink the giant one. This is just, this one was
just the, this is the shit you could buka buy this shit over at the counter. Well,
y'all could go do this with me if you want, if you want to participate with me as well.
Y'all could go buy this too, down the hat, like this is just the normal shit, okay?
It's just the normal shit par D with the five give you par D with the five
You're good. No, thank you. Okay, okay
What if you shit yourself while you're sleeping? Okay, so I just I just don't think there's any way in hell that that would ever happen to me
Okay, genuinely when I did it the first time when I did the colonel's be prepped the first time
I literally was like oh my god like I'm gonna shit my pants. I was so scared because they make you drink it at night
So I'm like I'm gonna shit my fucking pants, but I did it. I did it. So I don't think
I I don't think that would ever happen to me. I am like the kind of person that like I wake up for like the quickest thing
So I don't I don't think you took 75 soft to literal. Okay
No, I'm not gonna wear an effing dypey to bed. I don't need to wear an effing dypey
But um, but yeah, if I did last it is with you would you smile back?
If I did them with you would you smile back that fucking fish. Oh my god that damn fish a damn fish
Listen to brown noise to go to bed. Okay. Y'all are just
You're done. Y'all are just done. What if we kiss with the ring cameras up our ass?
Bom bom bom bom bom bom
All right
Okay
But yeah, I will report back on Thursday and like I most likely am gonna still stream on
Thursday because I'll be good by the time 6 p.m. Comes I should be I should be all good
I should be all good. I shouldn't be like loopy or nothing
So I am so probably gonna stream the day of the colonoscopy because you're not like out like you you're fine afterwards
Like you're just a little loopy and then like after a couple hours. You're fine. So
I'm probably going to report back to you on Thursday and then Friday is a sponsor stream
I believe let me double check Friday is a sponsor stream
So I need to make sure I need to make sure that I go live Thursday
Because if not I cannot have y'all I cannot have y'all all up in my sponsor stream asking me about my my fucking my ass
Okay, I cannot have y'all all of my sponsored stream asking about my ass. We have to we have to be
We have to be on our best behavior
Okay, so
We have to be on our best behavior for that perhaps a scary game
So they're probably not a worst time that I could pick to play a scary game than today
Because this even the slightest jump scare could cause a blowout here. So I really just want to make sure that I
Want to make sure that we're being responsible and
You know that nothing crazy is happening
So yeah
Mom, did you talk about Iron Lung yet?
Oh, actually, I don't know if I really talked about it too much because I talked about it
when I went to the premiere a few months ago, but I wasn't able to say too much since the
movie was not out, and again, I'm not going to spoil it for people that haven't seen it.
Party with a thousand bits!
Give my wife a shout out!
Today's her birthday happy birthday party's wife!
Thank you!
The Onyx Gamer with a $150 Dono!
gamer hey mama sending love as always you are actually in my dreams last night for whatever
reason you are driving a tractor in front of my grandma's house but you drove to go spy on a
conservative christian wedding and on the way back the tractor fell over okay honestly that doesn't
even sound that ridiculous because i might i might have actually tried to do that i might have
actually tried to do that i might have actually tried why i would have maybe tried to to crash a
conservative wedding like you never know you never know but um I I could have I
could have maybe went into it just imagine just imagine a damn conservative
ass wedding and all of a sudden you just hear a fucking loud ass tractor and I'm
on the goddamn I'm on I'm on a fucking tractor at the wedding that would ruin
they would hate that and seeing in seeing me of all people on the tractor my
I fucking bald fucking ass, but all I damn like the tattoos big big big ass fucking big
thick juicy ass just jumping on the
Just bouncing on that damn tractor. They would fucking be pissed off. They're gonna be pissed off seeing that
But anyway, thank you onyx gamer for the
$150 don't know. Thank you so much, and I'm glad that I was in your dream last night
So, yeah
Cardi B and wa
just booty bouncing into such a shit but yeah so iron lung so iron lung so I
went to the iron lung premiere a few months ago I got invited by Ethan thank
you and it was so much fun it was so much fun and I met Mark and his wife and
And any such a sweetheart and oh my god. It was just so fun. It was so awesome and the movie was really good and
I loved it. I love the movies. I know I'm not gonna not gonna spoil not gonna spoil
So it was really good. It was really good. I liked it a lot
And then I already told you guys about this and I said it in my story too when I had met mark
because Ray also voice acts in the movie and so Ray and Mark were chatting and
she was like oh meet my friends and so she introduced us, it was a group of us
and she introduced us to Mark and he shook everyone's hand and then he was like
he was like I met you like I was like no no we never met because bitch I would
know if I met fucking Markiplier and then he was like oh I've just like seen
your stuff I've just seen your stuff everywhere and I and I would thank you
like how fucking embarrassing I was like thank you girl shut up oh my god and
verbal like and verbal ass reaction like girl oh my god so fucking embarrassing
and then um yeah so I was just like stupid and so but the movie was really
the movie was really fucking good.
So I am just, I'm just so proud,
I'm just so proud of someone who's watched,
you know, Markiplier was like,
definitely intro for me,
because I didn't really watch too much YouTube
when I was like super young,
except like besides like the like viral videos
that like everyone would watch,
but I wasn't like too much of like a YouTube watch
or when I was younger,
because I never had,
I never had a laptop and I never had a TV in my room.
So I feel like the only time that I would have been able to watch YouTube is like with other people, or if I was like watching it on my family computer,
which I'm most of the time was on addicting games and mini-clip running that shit the fuck up.
So once I like got my own fucking like TV and shit, and I like was able to like walk, like I don't know, like sit and watch shit,
I would, I would, well, I started watching Mark Plyer, and he was like one of the first people that I like really started watching a lot.
Um, so, yeah.
Um, did you ever find that switch, Doc Mama?
So let me tell you something.
So I was like, you know what?
Maybe I should just get the switch too, because I've had this switch since the
Ice Age days.
Like I've had this switch since it came out and I love my switch.
I love my switch.
So I was like, maybe I should just get the switch too, right?
So I'm like, fuck it.
I really want to try this new Mario fucking cart because I heard this Mario
cart is effing crazy.
So I got the other switch and then guess what?
Christina found the dog.
She found the dog, but I still am happy because I wanted that because I wanted the second switch and it's so luxurious
It is really luxurious
It is very luxurious. I like it. That's just me. I think I think it's really nice
And it feels nicer in your hand. It's it feels nicer in your like it's something about it
I'm like, oh, this is nice. It's nice
I really do like it and also I purposely went and bought it. I bought it yesterday
I literally got it yesterday because I was like, okay, I'm gonna need to keep myself entertained
entertained
While I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to keep myself entertained while I'm pooping my brains out because I'm gonna be like
So fucking over the fact that I'm just gonna I don't I don't want to be scrolling on tiktok all day
I don't want to be scrolling on tiktok all day. So I at least can like
Fucking really lock in with my animal crossing and like maybe get some new games and shit
So if there's any new games that you guys have to recommend on
Of the switch, please drop those in the suggestions
And then someone also said butch lorette. Yes, butch lorette. Okay
I'm going to
Let you guys know about that. So the butch lorette
So I am gonna be your newest butch lorette the butch lorette for those of you who don't know is the discord dating show that Katie B
does and it's really fucking funny and
And she has a, it's basically just like a woman's dating show.
And she has one person who is the butchurette,
which would be me and then there's eligible other women.
And then we kind of like, you know, go through and I'm able to,
and I pick a match by the end of it.
And it's just, it's funny, it's, it's, it's Q, it's a good time.
So if you or someone you know is over the age of 25,
is over the age of 25 and wants to apply to be on the Butch Lorette.
Katie has a Google Doc that is on the Discord.
So it's on our Discord if you have a little looksie right here.
If you have a little looksie right here, Boom Vanilla is the next Butch Lorette.
If you would want to apply, fill out the form below.
So only if you're 25 and older and available, February 11th, which is next Wednesday.
So yes.
Your wife's name is Brie.
Happy birthday, Brie.
And thank you again, party.
Thank you, party.
Happy birthday, Brie.
But yes.
So yeah, just apply and I'm not picking the contestants, obviously, because I'm the one
like on the show.
So Katie and Riley are usually the ones who kind of go through and they like and if you
want to be like seriously considered, you have to make a video.
You have to make a video as like part of your application.
But again, if you're making the video, the video is not for you to be like, hi, vanilla,
I love you so much.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, we, um, hey everyone.
It's you have to tell me and will tell Katie and Riley why you are a good fit for me.
So you have to really show, maybe showcase some of your talents, explain why me and you
maybe be a good fit.
So yeah, so serious inquiries only, but yeah, it's going to be fun.
It's going to be funny.
So if you, if you want to apply, go for it.
If you want to apply, go for it.
You're okay with dating a fan, maybe it's all, it's all for, for shits and gigs.
It's all for shits and gigs.
I mean, who knows?
Maybe I will find love.
Maybe I will find love.
But, you know, it's more for fun.
But I could find the love of my life.
You never know.
I could find the love of my life.
There has definitely been some baddies.
Dare I say, every person that's been on there
has been a baddie before.
So yes.
Can I be 56 years old?
Maybe there ain't no age limit.
Well, there is an age limit starting,
but I don't give a damn, apply.
Apply, if you find, you find.
So yeah.
Old bitches winning, I'm 29, hey, I'm 29!
Oh shit, but you could apply in the link in my,
it's in the what's vanilla up to in my Discord.
It's a Google doc.
I could actually probably send the link right here too,
just if you would like to save it for now.
Oh, hello, paste.
Okay, there it is.
If you would like to save that link,
I'll keep it up for a few minutes, save the link.
But yeah, so you,
oh, how cute.
Look at this little, oh my god, that's so cute.
So, yay, that's me!
That's adorable.
That's adorable.
Yes, it's through Discord.
It's through Discord.
So you have to have a Discord.
You have to be able to be on camera in front of thousands of people watching.
So, sent you that, by the way.
You did.
Big what?
You texted that to me?
Oh
How wish you did
Okay, adorable I'm gonna be posting that on my story, okay
No, someone said no day allowed unless it's girl day girl day is allowed
Girl day is allowed if you have a girl day you are absolutely still out
So so yeah
So yeah
Oh, hey, it's Ashlyn with the $50 don't know I
Want to apply to the butch loret so bad
But I can't face the thought of the entire internet perceiving me lol
But I hear you like gingers and once wanted to move to Charlotte, North Carolina
So that's all I need to know JK unless
Wait a second you might have to apply but Ashlyn, thank you for the $50 donal. Thank you Ashlyn
and
That's the thing too if you're gonna be applying you have to be okay with you have to be okay with
Like everyone perceiving you but again, it's all fun we everyone gets along
It's it's funny. It's silly, you know if you find yourself to be somebody who is has you know has a good personality
And feel so they can you know kind of talk to everyone like on the camera and stuff
I think you know go for it go for it
So yeah, but thank you Ashland for the $50
Can a ginger butch apply well why why would they not be able to get in that day and get in them dang applications?
Katie said she needs to talk to you
About what?
Play with Katie, she's sad.
Why? What happened?
Hello, hello, hello.
Wait!
What happened?
How are you?
Hey!
What happened?
Hey, you can hear me?
Is that Riley?
So what had happened, right?
Okay, what happened?
No, you can hear me?
Yeah.
What happened?
Oh my God.
Riley left and she got sad?
No, because genuinely, that pisses me off.
You did not even check and see if it was you that entire time and you just let me sit here
year and try and do all of it by myself?
Well, this is what could happen.
You were like aura farming into the camera, talking to them,
and you didn't even check.
You didn't even check your end.
You automatically assumed that it was me,
and then let me do it the entire time.
Listen, I did check.
I went into my input and output.
It was on my headphone controller.
And then, like, I heard you on Discord the first time, and then you cut out.
And so, I thought it was your mic, but then, I don't care.
And then, I just unplugged my controller, and it came back, and now it's working, and then it's...
Blubububut.
I know it's just not the time.
I love when Riley yells at her.
No, because you're lying.
We're trying to lie!
Fuck you, bitch!
Close it, go take a shit, please.
Okay, really?
Really? You know what I will? Holy shit, I fucking love, I love when Riley yells at Katie.
It's so funny. And Katie though, he's just like, okay. Oh fuck. It is so funny. Oh my
Oh my God, Betty9338 with the $50 dono.
Hey, I'm so excited for you to stream
the Westminster Best in Show in half an hour.
So excited to hear your thoughts on the pooches.
Oh!
Whoa, that's really, wait, that's news to me.
That's, I did not know that I was gonna be doing that,
but wait, that actually sounds really fun.
Am I allowed to stream that?
because I used to love that damn dog show.
And why is it happening so late?
Where does it hap-
West Minster, don't-
There's no way it's happening.
When does it start?
Wait, I kind of want to see.
There's so many different styles of dogs, side-
Okay, this came out 22 hours ago, so they must have did one yesterday, they must have
did one yesterday.
But Betty, thank you, okay, well, Betty, this will at least give us something to do.
Betty, thank you for the $50 donut, so we'll watch this one.
We'll watch this one.
This is the non-sporting group, so that's the group that I'm in, so we'll watch that.
My God, this is gonna bring me back.
I used to love these when I was a kid, because I had like a friggin' unhealthy obsession with
dogs.
And then also, Lily, I echo with the $50 don't know.
Hi, Em, I know everyone says they love you,
but I'm actually saying it louder than everyone else.
But seriously, have the biggest crush on you,
and I would kiss your feet for double.
Okay, anyways, enough scaring you.
I love you and everything you represent.
Muah!
Wow, well thank you, Lily, that is so sweet of you.
Thank you so much for the $50 don't know.
Thank you.
Wait, it's live tonight, live on YouTube.
Are you serious in 30 minutes?
Thank you for the $50 don't know and also thank you to fire crotch me with the 10 gifted. Thank you fire crotch me with the 10
Okay, so where would I find this?
Where would I find this?
It's live on you to what channel dog show I spelled it wrong
Where is it live?
No dog show?
Live.
Like fuck me now I got all the damn AI dogs.
It's not live right now.
It's live right now on the Westminster Channel.
Maybe there is no Westminster Channel. It's Fox Sports.
Oh, yeah, there is.
Oh, it literally is live.
OK.
Why not?
Is it because I'm live?
That's fucking bullshit.
Dang, how do I got more viewers than that?
No, I don't want to get in trouble.
OK, we'll watch this one.
We'll watch this one.
Because I have it.
I mean, this is going to be news to all of us, so it'll be
fine.
Okay, let's watch this one.
Okay, there's something for everybody.
That's a good one, that's, he's ugly as fuck.
He's gonna go.
Back him up.
Oh my God.
No, I'm kidding, he's cute.
He's like ugly cute.
Love adolmation.
Love adolmation.
That Frenchie, look, that Frenchie already,
see that's why Frenchies pissed me off.
Look, he already acted a damn fool.
Look, look, look, look, watch him.
Watch, keep your eye on the Frenchie.
Keep your eye on the Frenchie.
Everybody else walking like this.
Head straight, head straight.
Look at the Frenchie.
Look at him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Uh-uh, he already acting a damn fool.
What are these ones?
The Chao Chao, isn't that what they're called?
They look like a fox.
Certainly from different breeds.
Oh, the donation disqualified.
He's acting a fool too.
These 21 dogs and this is his third aside that here including he judged the hound group
He judged the hound group. Okay
Mr. Blake is really one of our foremost experts. He he certainly has a keen eye and all of these breeds
He's gonna do a wonderful job. Okay. He is this guy knows his shit
I don't like him
Okay, so let me do a breakdown on this guy.
So first of all, he needs a keratin treatment.
He needs a keratin treatment.
He's looking a little too frizzy.
He's looking a little too frizzy.
I don't know what food he's been eating, but you can tell that it's stained a little bit
of his, um, it's stained a little bit of his mustache here.
So they need to do a little bit of a bleach in tone.
He needs a little bit of a bleach in tone on his mustache.
But other than that, he needs a silk press and a bleach in tone.
But other than that, I'm going to let him slide.
So he's gonna get judged right now.
Is that a fucking horse in the back?
What is this shit?
Motherfucker has hooves.
This motherfucker literally has hooves.
What the fuck?
Is that?
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I'm scared just taking it all in okay Dalmatian is back in the game because look
at that 45 degree angle tail look at that you've never seen a tail so stiff in your
life you have never seen a tail so stiff in your life.
Okay, so let's see. Let's get it. Let's let's see the French eat look posture. Just bad. He just like this
Posture just bad like I need him like this. I need him like this. Okay. He need to be it. He need to be up like this
Okay
Everybody's looking good
Okay, so is this guy first?
The American Eskimo Dog.
Okay.
I like him.
He's very, look at this.
Look at this very well brushed, oh wait, sorry, that's not a good word, right?
I'm sorry.
Um, four years old, very well brushed, very well brushed.
He is absolutely gorgeous.
Look at these gorgeous little eyes.
Look at these adorable little paws too.
Perfectly sized ears, cute nose.
I'm, he's up there for me.
Female.
Okay.
So that's a girl.
We'll hear this reference to spits breeds in it.
It typically refers to the style of dog with the curfews and red tails.
Go on, tell them what you got.
They're in their tail.
They come in different sizes.
Really cute.
That one's good.
The white coat is dense.
That's a protected coat.
So we call that, that kind of coat is called a double coat.
So there's a soft undercoat.
Yeah, loving this guy.
Yeah, he's good.
He's really good.
Ah, Bijon Frisier!
Yes.
So, for anyone who has a white, crusty dog, just look at the potential that your dog could possibly have.
Do you see the potential that your dog could possibly have?
Because every time I see a Bijon Frisier, they're not looking like this.
They're not looking like this.
So let's just see, let's just have a look, I'm just going to show you, I'm going to
show you some different options of Bijan Frijet.
My cousin had one named Snowball, R.I.P. to Snowball, he was the goat.
So this is what your Bijon could be looking like.
Clear eye for dogs.
So wash what happens when I type in crusty here.
So then you see how quickly, you see how quickly shit can really hit the fan for these guys.
You see how quickly shit can really hit the fan for these guys.
Okay, this one I'm gonna let him slide because he's old. He's very clearly old. So I'm gonna I'm gonna let him slide
but I
Mean just look at this guy. He's only five months old
I mean and he's out here just looking like like oh my god. He looks like a surfer like what why?
Why he looked like that
Okay
Let's just do a comparison with it look at that guy to this guy like there's just it's day and night
It's it's day and night. He looks like he bites ankles. Okay
Wonderful companion dog
Absolutely gorgeous look at those fat little ankles look at those fat fuzzy little ankles so cute looks like a teddy bear
Just want to just squeeze him. His name is Neil. Wow
Neil that fits
Okay, I don't like why are we grabbing him by the neck? Okay, he seems to be okay
But dang like his feet aren't even touching the ground. She's
Let his feet touch the ethnic ground. She's got him up here like dang
Oh
Top speed Neil
Yeah, top speed Neil top speed Neil. She's dragging him across the fucking ring. She's dry of course. He's top speed Neil
She's fucking dragging him
Let him walk
Okay
God, she's gripping that damn thing.
This poor guy.
God, he's like struggling to fucking breathe.
Okay, I don't know if he actually is.
Again, I'm not a dog expert.
I was when I was in fifth grade.
It's a little too much tension for my liking, though.
Okay, Boston Terrier
Let's see
Okay
Square head he's like who the fuck you talking about with the most square head I ever seen square head who got a square head
What's his name, let's see
And they have such a typical thing in the Boston Terriers is beautiful.
What's his name?
He's cute.
Look at him, little weirdo.
What's his name?
That's what we're always looking for.
Why don't I get to know his name?
Ernesto?
Oh my God, that's so cute.
They're very intelligent.
Ernesto.
And also wonderful.
The Red Riding Faith.
And the shooting of the Red Riding Faith.
That's a beautiful stop to go.
Yep, go on.
And you can see that he's acting up. He's acting a fool. Yeah, okay, but he got it back under control
You see him look at those little legs. He got it back under he got a little too excited, but he's got it back under control
Okay, here come fucking when he looked like his name George who what's this mark of his name?
Baby, ah, that's Ross, baby, that's Ross
Now I'm kidding. He's cute
No, he's cute. He's cute. Prada. Oh, she's a girl.
As in the devil wears. Prada, you are cute. Now this is a cute bulldog. This is a cute
bulldog. Because again, let's compare. So this, we have a gorgeous girl named Prada.
very clean folds, fur looking absolutely divine, eyes clean, ears clean, nose clean.
But let's again, let's do what we did with the Dijon Friget, okay I can't say that, okay,
Bulldog, Krusty.
And again we're going to see how quickly we can get into a go territory.
Okay, so this guy again he seems to have a little bit of an allergy, so I'm going to
I'm going to let him slide, but do you see how quickly we can get into a territory where
maybe they are not so...
Okay, that's a French bulldog, so he doesn't count.
Okay, these ones are all actually pretty cute, so I can't even.
But if you get a bulldog, whether it's a French bulldog, whatever kind of bulldog, any kind
dog that has the folds, you have to make sure that you are cleaning their folds regularly
because they can get full rashes in their folds. So make sure that you are cleaning in between
their folds. What the hell is this guy? This looks like Frank Gallagher. This is not even
a dog breed. That's just Frank Gallagher. Okay, I fuck with him because look, he got
his own ramp. He didn't come to play. He said, no, I'm not doing all that shit. Were you
carrying me up and down? Give me the ramp. Okay, I fuck with Prada for that.
something for every dog. Every dog. But my goodness, that's what you can get Gucci or Louis Vuitton.
Yep, proud to show them what you got, girl. Yep.
Wow, and listen to the crowd go crazy. Prada seems to be a fan favorite here.
Wow.
And her owner too. Her owner too seems to be like very clean. Look at that shiny bald head.
Seems to be very put together.
Do you think like no tee do you think that the judges judge the dog and the owner as well a little bit?
Didn't they judge the owner a little bit too?
They definitely do you think?
Absolutely gorgeous. Look at Prada is
Absolutely just beautiful. Look at those folds just flapping in the wind
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I like this one too.
Look at those rolls. Speaking of rolls.
Sandpaper coat.
Don't they have like blue tongues this one?
What was her name, Joy?
Chinese Sharpe number 22
They just look like they got stung by a bee
Go on joy
No shout chow's do okay, I got them confused
Yeah, come on joy you go girl
One of two breed one of two breeds with blue black tongue chow chow
So I was right don't ever question my dog knowledge again
So the Sharpay and the chow both have the blue tongue
Owner is also a baddie as well loving her outfit
He's beautiful dogs and the judges are appreciating him right everybody should be
Go joy the serious joy is absolutely taking it. Yes. She is oh
Look at this little guy
Wow
Quinn
The judge is so nice, he's congratulating them all too.
So sweet.
Yay!
Come on, you got this, Quinn!
Chow Chows are the best.
Chow Chows at the vet are the worst, are they, really?
Oh, yeah, show them what you got!
Absolutely beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice, nice.
See, and don't even gotta pull up, cuz he already knows what the fuck time it is.
Don't even gotta pull up on his damn collar like that, cuz he already knows what time it is.
Okay.
Louie.
Okay, Louie.
Sure.
Your companions, this is Gokong, Julia, number 27.
And look at that, coming back to aggression, Chris.
You have the cloud, I don't have the same thing.
All right, Louie, show him what you got.
This is the, yeah, a little frown there,
but you'll see him bright enough.
She settles in.
He's from Madagascar, the royal dog of Madagascar.
OK, yeah, ooh, loving these fast little legs.
Oh, he didn't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
And that is the hallmark of the breed.
So I'm excited to see that one over to the right the black and white one
The Dalmatians next, okay, I mean like he's yeah, he's fine
Louisa Louise Louise cool
Okay, who do we got what's his name?
Sonny like Sonny Angel
Okay, checking that spine checking that tail
Hey, yeah, he's 23. He's biting. He's biting
Okay, he's absolutely look. He's absolutely locked in
Okay, and send him on his way. Let's go for a walk. See how he does
Uhhh, you can't be doing that.
You can't be acting like a normal house dog.
You have to show them your most poised version of yourself.
Uh, like acting a fool.
Acting a fool.
Big Ken Vanilla, I'm- do you think that I- do I look like the real judge of this thing?
We're joking.
Oh shit.
this definite some of the other breeds I mean they're patries torn patches yes
you go what was his name again sonny you go sonny he looks a little angry
sonny just looks like he's not we don't want to be there who's this little guy
the finish fits Sheldon the finish fits Sheldon yeah did I not say he looks like
the fox. Well, we first saw him. Did I not say he looks like a fox? He's beautiful.
Most suited for families with children. Is that what they said? Or not suited? They're
like not suited for families with children. He will bite their ankles. Okay. Yeah. Come
Come on!
Yes, Sheldon.
Sheldon is absolutely locked in, yes.
Ooh, ooh, look at...
Ooh, good job, Sheldon.
That was impressive.
Okay, go Sheldon, go Sheldon.
Ooh, damn, oh damn, she just yanked his shit off the damn...
Oh, who's this little chunker?
Oh, we got the Frenchie!
Wait, but he's got a really cute face.
Clico? Clico?
Funny little clowns.
Who do you call a clown?
That is a pretty Frenchie, dare I say.
That's a pretty Frenchie, dare I say.
have a best in show title I think dog fans dog lovers every turn and all he's a little
on the chunky side but you know what I'm gonna but that seems to be the standard for his
breed handler three straight years stretch bulldog making it wow look at this guy and
Look oh came out of a great breed today big entry Wow. He is just absolutely something
Shit now he's built nice. He's built nice. Oh
Wow, who is this?
Oh
Very pretty coloring on
I just want to hug him. He looks so fuzzy
Keeson
Look at his little paws shut up look at how fat his little freaking paws are they're so cute
Yeah, show them what you got
Right, right, it's a brisk gate, of course it is of course it is a brisk gate
Okay, right around the ring go get him Cole
Go get him, Cole. His favorite toy is an oven mitt.
Look at him. He just mugged...
Wait, hold on. Cole just mugged crazy.
Look, he said, watch, watch this.
He said, cool mugged crazy.
Oh my fucking God! Cole literally looked right and it was like...
Wait, but hold on watch this next diva. Oh my fucking God.
Shaver had him give it to me for a wig. I'm sorry. Okay. No
Don't actually do that, but wow look at this queen
Look at this diva JJ
Wow the silk press tail
Absolutely beautiful
Get up in there
and this is Susan Guide.
Oh!
Stop, she kissed her head.
Go JJ!
Oh, yeah, JJ.
Show them what you got.
Show them what you got, JJ.
I love JJ and I love her handler.
And look at the show.
That co-texture is beautiful.
It's supposed to be this heavy coat.
It just drapes down over the body.
Good job, JJ.
Look at that. Wind blowing. Look at the wind blowing her fucking locks. Absolutely gorge.
Okay, wow. No, I just wasn't expecting that. I just wasn't expecting to see this.
The fact that it looks like they literally put a wig on her is the funniest fuck they
have ever seen.
Oh my god, okay, hold on.
Wait!
And then it wasn't even her turn!
They just let her mog for a few seconds and then now it's this one's turn.
Like...
Oh my god.
Oh fuck!
That is so funny.
Okay, why'd they shave?
They shave the back of them though. What's this cut this cut is crazy
She's got a crop top on
Gato girl you is not a Gato use a pet pet. Oh, yeah
How do you say dog?
Better? Better?
That's a unique looking trim, and that's a hallmark of the breed. They have to be trimmed that way.
So are they trimmed that way or did not?
Oop, just said bitch by the way.
Oh, shit. I thought it was better!
They put it on parts of their body, and then they leave the feet cold, and then they...
Oh, because pata can mean bitch too, okay.
They wanted to look like a lion.
Okay, I like when the wind blows and then he reveals his tufted um pause he kind of looks like
like this. This guy.
Her name is Katie, that character.
Tova the Norwegian London Hunt.
The what?
London Hunt?
Oh my God.
Oh my god, why he got 20 extra toes?
Ooh, he looked like he had to bite.
Ooh, girl.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Ooh, man, I don't know.
This type dog has at least six toes on each foot.
Oh, okay, he's supposed to.
Six, at least six toes on each foot.
Wow.
For stability in a flexible skeleton structure that.
What do you fucking mean flexible skeleton?
What do you mean by that?
The dog is squirming in and out of tight spots
Spread eagle to prevent spread eagle and falls
London's have a protective double code ready sprouting. I have never seen this dog a day in my life
And a white tip on the tail
He's a child child is this kind of tail lady. Where are you show him your tail?
And try has a tail like that
That is how they have a rotary movement in front.
Okay.
He has a rotary movement.
So, he has a little bit of that angular, so you see how he walks at a little bit of an
angle there.
He's almost coming at you from this angle.
So that's just how he is.
That's normal for him.
long gated pads to climb the mountainous very cool yours at full shut the whole
deal yep everything does he not have a butthole I'm sorry
everything where's his butthole he's buttholes
the poodle is a very old Ardiva he's clenched but it was a friend you made at
Oh, wow. First of all, whoever did this cut deserves a raise. Whoever did this cut deserves
a raise. This is crazy. This is crazy. Roryville with the 10 gifted. Thank you. Roryville with
the 10. Thank you. Edward Scissorhands. Ah, cut. This is beautiful. Buddy.
One breathe in this group. There are the standard over 15 inches in the miniature under 15 inches
But in excess of 10 the toy quiddle is exhibit it was exhibited in the toy group. This is miniature poodle number 29
Okay girl, it's your time to shine or him. It's a boy right buddy
and researcher
All right, buddy. You ready?
among the brightest dogs 95% of food.
Yeah, Command Break Border.
Wow.
He looks scared.
He's like, urr, urr, urr, urr.
And it actually is practical.
Come on, buddy.
You know, retrieving dog, they could go into water.
They kept the coat to keep their joints.
Wow.
Protected.
It just was a supply of blood for them.
This is very, you know, while we may think it looks mancy,
it's actually practical.
Beautiful.
tell their spark because they like to sleep about 13 hours a day oh wow I didn't
know they were so tired
oh hold on the big dogs in town hold on big dogs in town hold on oh shit
uh-oh jet here come jet jet said move over jet looked a fucking buddy is that
move over let me show you let me show you how he's really supposed to do it
okay she looks like the damn guy look like they got a damn sweater on her like
the neckline is killing me
All right
Wow look at this diva
All right, yes girl, yes girl
Absolutely and they're just such an elegant way we say I just love I just love their little fur like
So fun
That's a runway walk right there
Yeah, yeah, she's not new to this she's true to this
She's not new to this she's like yawning yawning I already know I'm gonna win yawning boring next like
Oh, yeah, I forgot sorry he was named jet whoa, he's going crazy. Okay, relax
Oh
There he is
There he is
Oh
So cute!
Oh, this one's cute! I like her.
She seems shy, I like her.
Oh, yes! Good job!
Skipply. She's cute!
Oh my god, I like her little face.
and look at it from the side because the silhouette of the dog is so important.
Yep, this is a four-year-old Ellie.
Ellie!
Ellie, boom.
Spread her on her inkling.
I love Brother Wolfie to get jealous, but Ellie's a cool name.
Aw.
Yeah, Ellie, Ellie's prize because she has the beautiful tech-
Ellie!
I love Ellie.
...the three areas of the coat.
Is this reminds you of Pharrell?
Look at this little Shiba.
Hibu.
Look at this little girl.
Oh boy.
Aw.
The color on it is really pretty too.
the eye that coat the special markings on the chest all right you go show them
what you got yes they are loving you wait how do we find out the winner at
the end
The Shiba has a much better character than me.
Okay, who's next?
He's made to make exceptionally good guard dogs with Tibetan non-Language dogs.
Come on, Shea!
These little lions are allergic intelligent dogs.
Tibetan Spaniel.
Okay, I'm gonna bet.
Okay, no one go ahead and skip.
I'm gonna bet on who I think the top three are it's gonna be.
And they have a great head and expression too.
He's cute.
Some people make a little bit like a Piketty.
The Piketty's reprise a large envelope shaped head.
Envelope shaped head. He's cute.
Tibetan spaniel. Okay.
A little rider.
Okay.
Who's next? Love him. Oh, this one I was excited
to see. She's a diva too. Skye.
Yes.
because of its size, is the dog of great agility and pride to an intelligent and affectionate companion.
This is Tibetan Terrier number 23.
Alright Skye, show them what you got.
They were companions off there, and if they didn't have the...
Those are genuinely how do they take a shit?
You know that's a good question, because I already know that's the...
like that stuff should gotta go everywhere.
They probably gotta put their shit...
put their tail in a ponytail to go take a dump.
Yeah, because it protected the dog.
And allowed it to survive in really harsh conditions.
They do, huh?
I would say that's...
that's what it was pre-daily done.
Alright, who's next?
Oh! Who is this?
The naked man!
Woooo!
Yeah! This is what I'm talking about!
And revered as guardians of the dead.
This is what I'm talking about!
about he's the um he's the uh the
mexican one he's the mexican one
calico because it was calico
or is it calaco
oh look and i love how he's a little mohawk on his head
oh he and look at that strut look at that strut
Very powerful strut here.
Yes.
And look at him.
He's just lathered in coconut oil.
Oh, he's he's up there for sure.
He's top three.
He's top three.
Yeah.
Trying like a horse.
He's top three easy.
Very moisturized moisturized in his lane flourishing
Okay, okay, so it all comes down to this it all comes down to this so my top three in no particular order
It's gonna be him
when we just saw
I'm gonna I'm gonna say
The diva with the blonde bus down and then I
I have to see them all again.
Even with the Blombust down, and then I'm going to give my third one too.
I really like him.
I'm going to give my third one too.
Let me see. I'm going to give my third one too.
You know what, I'm going to give it to Prada, I'm going to give it to Prada, I'm going
to give it to Prada.
Okay, come on.
Okay.
Okay, he wants to see the Bijan.
Okay, yep, Prada's up there.
Okay, yep, okay, okay.
And we got the bus down.
And the Frenchies up there too.
Yes!
Yes!
Wow, okay. Okay. This is good for us. This is good for us. Okay. Our top threes are up there. Our top threes are up there. And I fuck with the other black one too. Yeah, I just really liked his vibe.
Ellie, right? Was that Ellie? Back, back. He wants to give him a room so that he can see them go around and make the picture he wants to see.
Okay, let's see
Okay, so we got Bijon bulldog the Sharpey
Sharpe I always get them except the Sharpey
Frenchy
I forget what which one is the bus down Ellie raises Ellie in the back and then the naked one
Our parley hit our parley hit
Okay, one at a time, go around the ring.
Okay, come on, come on Prada, show them what you've got.
Yup.
Who's next?
Okay, Sharpey
Yeah, Frenchy show them what you got
Yes, diva
Yes, girl
Yes
Yes, oh
Oh, oh and the crowd goes wild and the crowd just fucking goes wild
He's beautiful
Look at him and he follows direct look at he's just like boom. He's on it follows direction great dog
Okay.
Man, man, right here, please.
Man, right here, please.
That's okay, no problem.
A little hard of hearing, that's okay.
Yup.
At the shot, please, shot, please, please.
Is this our top four?
Did he win?
Oh, no, no, not yet.
Number one
Wait, okay, so our diva won
No, but we had this is a good top four though product didn't get in the top four
But they put up our parley still hit our parley still hit we got that we got a good top four
We got a good top four
We got a good top four and I like him to her
Yes, I love Susan I love Susan to the owner
Wow, okay, and everybody wanted my heart
Dude, and I know that after-party get I know they get down at that after-party
I know that I know they get down at that after party not in a freaky way
But I know them dogs are just probably having fun running around. I know them dogs probably having fun running around
Maybe they do get down maybe that's how they make the next breeds for the next generations and for the new show
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I
Just shit change the poop counter. Okay, baby. So it's not for you sure for my pooping
No, still haven't pooped yet, but
Yeah, I don't know I just I drank this at about 5 p.m. 4 or 4 or 5 p.m. Ish
still nothing I
Am starting to get a little hungry though. I am starting to get a little hungry though. So
Maybe we should order something
Hydrate checkpoint. Yes, I'm actually supposed to be drinking a lot of water with this as well because it
You have to stay hydrated
What's on the menu?
That's a good question.
Let's see.
Let's see what is on the menu.
Okay, so let me, let me, let's look up, okay.
low residue diet. That's what I have to do. A low residue diet. Okay. Low residue diet.
Foods. Okay. Can I have a list of things that I can have and like why are these also? Okay,
There we go.
Here we go.
Wait, where'd it go?
I don't know why, okay, this is like a sticker
that you can buy, Bobbit, but whatever, okay.
Foods that are encouraged.
White bread, white rice, plain white pasta, crackers,
Cream of wheat, pancake made from white refined flour, waffle, most vegetables, fruit without skins or seeds, fruit juice without pulp, vegetable juice without pulp,
Fruit flavor drink, flavor water, tender meat, poultry, fish, egg, tofu, milk, yogurt, pudding, ice cream, cheese, sour cream, butter, margarine, oil, salad.
So all the good things, man, all the good things.
And the stuff that I can't have for today is whole wheat, anything with nuts and wheat and all types of stuff in it.
Nothing with nuts and seeds and no lentils. No popcorn. No peanut butter
None of that. No, no dried beans
No quinoa. No barley. No oats
so
So yeah, so now I have to order something that I can have so I just have to be kind of like
basic
with it
But also something that I don't and that I'm not gonna mind shitting out later, so let's not go too crazy
Let's not go too crazy. No, boy
Okay, so I think maybe
Y'all I'm not gonna lie the last the past couple times I got King Yubu it wasn't hitting it really wasn't hitting the last couple times
I got King Yubu
Maybe I should get a pizza.
So no.
But that is exactly what I need to be eating.
But maybe I should do at least a little bit of protein.
I should do, you know what, no, I should do some protein now because I'm going to be pissed
I'm going to be pissed tomorrow because I had fucking rice for early.
So I should get some protein in me.
So maybe some sort of, I'm just going to type in chicken and see what comes up.
Chicken.
I should, I should get some sort of, some rotisserie.
I can get a whole rotisserie chicken for 30.
Just bust out a rotisserie right now.
Oh
Okay
30 not it's like a it's like a restaurant rotisserie chicken not like a grocery store what?
Okay
Okay, but I don't want like fried chicken. I just want like just chicken. I just would like some chicken, please
Okay, okay.
It'd be El Pollo Loco.
Okay.
El Pollo Loco, chicken.
And then for the sides, I could do, dang, I can't even do the rice because the rice is not white rice.
Not white rice.
I'll do is potato on here for things I can have or no.
I can have potato, potato.
And mac and cheese or broccoli.
Can I do broccoli?
No potato skin?
Well, it's mashed potatoes.
You can't know broccoli.
OK, I was trying to say a little healthy.
OK, mac and cheese it is.
Mac and cheese it is.
All right, you don't gotta fucking,
you don't gotta pull my fucking,
you don't gotta pull my arm.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Guys, it's for the colonoscopy.
Okay.
And then two flour tortillas.
I'm gonna do two flour tortillas.
Not corn tortillas.
Okay, boom.
Okay.
No, I can have plain pasta.
I can't have like wheat pasta,
but the plain pasta, the mac and cheese pasta
that they use is just probably plain pasta.
Okay, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, bust that down.
Also guys, am I allowed to have Slurpee?
I have to Google that.
Like tomorrow during my liquid diet, can I have a Slurpee?
You can't do red or purple food coloring,
but I have to, no!
Well, not a red one.
Like I could do like an ice ice cone
And I have an ice cone
Can I have an ice cone before a colonoscopy
What's that place called there's like a Hawaiian ice place
Excluding red purple or blue
No, it's like the shaved ice.
Kona ice, is that what it is?
Kona ice.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Sorry.
Christina, I'm on the, I'm on the,
I'm on the need you know, you're gonna have to go grab me.
Grab me one of these.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, look at these.
Well yes, it's like a snow cone, but it's like better.
But I can't do blue or red.
So let me see, maybe they got like a lemon one or something.
Mmm, I'm gonna need that. I'm gonna need that. Okay, let me see
Flavors
Monster mango
This orange can I do orange or no this orange still not count. Oh, they have pina colada
That's what I need the pina colada one
No, but then I can't because there's cream in that one. I don't think I could do that one because I can't have cream
They support ice
Of course they do they are ice they literally make ice I should have put do into it
Okay, let's see shaved ice places
Near me
Okay, because I also can't have dairy, so it can't be like a dairy one.
Okay, so they're just showing me ice cream.
So this is just ice cream.
Okay, I found one.
Okay, but it's nine million miles away.
So if I type in near me and then you're going to show me when that's nine million miles
away, that's where I'm going to get pissed off.
That's where now I'm irritated.
Okay.
Now I'm irritated.
I'm not me.
Does anyone have like an icy machine?
Like at this point, like, do I just go to 7-Eleven?
Like, what flavors do they have?
7-Eleven only has freaking, I think, like blue and purple and red.
Tara, was Tara in here?
What'd she say?
someone said Tara LMAO did she say something they might have a coke when I
can't have coke because I can't have caffeine so I'm fucked so I'm just screwed
so I can't have bingsu because bingsu is um they do a little bit of dairy with
they usually. Okay what is this place? Happy Ice. Oh that looks yummy.
What is this place? Happy Ice. Menu. Combinations. Flavors. Oh yeah look at
that. Look at this. Look at this. Can I have this though? I could probably have
Like the lemonade one.
I could probably do the lemon one.
Mmm.
Mmm, okay, I could probably do that one.
Mmm, that should look good.
Okay.
Oh, I don't know, do they have Ritas out here?
Ritas is so good.
They do, but it's like far as fuck.
They have one, wait, no, that is far as balls.
Where is this at?
Actually, you know, it's not that bad. It's kind of far, but it's like more towards like the beach. They do have one Rita's out here
I think I wanted Brian to what the hell
But I feel like I knew that I knew that there was one over there
I'll be alright
I'll be alright. I could I could just get I'll figure it out. But as of right now I got Jello. I got
broth and that's what I have that's what I have my jello in my broth great so
Christina made me made me like a pot of jello like she made it from the packet
she made like a pot so I would just be eating out the damn pot so oh I can make
Maybe I can make like a Gatorade slushie.
I just like, I don't have a blender though.
Oh my God.
Christina's gonna get it from me tomorrow.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
I do have a Ninja Creamy, but that's ice cream.
Wait, but wait, I do have a Ninja Creamy.
I've never used it.
But again, but guys, it has to be, I can make eye-see with it, it has to be, like the ingredients
can literally only eat the ingredients for tomorrow, I can only have shit, it has to
be clear liquid, like it has to be like, it's not clear clear, but like see-through, like
So I can't do no milk, no none of that.
So broth slushy.
So as the transparent so I can make a lemon sorbet, but then on it, but if I did
that, I'd have to start making it now because with a ninja fucking creamy,
you have to freeze the thing the night before.
And then so girl, it's fine.
I'm gonna just go to Rita's.
I'm gonna just go to Rita's.
It's all right.
It's all right.
And I, and I, and Christina got me some popsicles and stuff.
I've got some popsicles and all that stuff, so we'll be fine, but I'm going to enjoy,
I cannot wait to enjoy my chicken right now. It's already on the way. My final meal, guys,
this is my last meal. We're about to enjoy it together. We're about to enjoy it together.
Also, I do have to pee, so I'm going to pee. I really actually don't have to poop,
So, if I did, I would tell you, BRB.
you
you
you
you
If you went into an emergency surgery and it was like seven hours long and you were
on your period and you had a tampon in, do you think if they would change it for you?
They do, right?
You really?
Are you really? No, I just thought about that because I was thinking I was like thank God my periods like died my period like just ended
And I was like well thank God it just ended because I wouldn't know why wouldn't want to have to have a tampon in
When they put in the camera of my butt because maybe what if he gets confused and he puts it up?
I don't know something so that's what I was thinking
You can't have one in for surgery else and they would just take it out anyway, okay?
They shave you as well. Damn, can they fucking wax me and give me a pedicure too? Well, that shit.
What else?
Damn, what else? Oh, Katie, oh, y'all came from Katie's chat? Hey. Hey, Katie viewers.
Are they checking for Crohn's disease?
Um, I would imagine so.
I don't know.
I don't know what they do when they're in there.
I don't know what they do when they're in there.
I just said, here's my hole.
Have fun.
That's all.
That's all I agreed to.
So I don't know.
imagine they do so and also it's endoscopy too so they're going down the
throat as well I'm doing both I'm doing both because he might as well if I'm
already under he might as well just do the both so so yeah yeah I had a 12 hour
surgery to remove my lung remove your lung woke up with a tube in my willy
and painted yellow was quite the show wait wait wait who am I really in
painted yellow was quite the shock wait why was it painted yellow from the damn
I died oh hell no they had to they had to put an I had died on my coochie that
one time remember I told you about that that was a sight for sore eyes man the
Let's say for sore eyes.
Danny, you know, while I'm under, I wish that I could just
like, I literally wish that it was like a one-stop shop.
Like, I wish it was like, all right, they're
putting me under for the colonoscopy.
Run down the hall real quick.
Grab the gyno.
Tell her to pop my IUD out.
Put a new one in.
Give me a CAT scan, too.
Just make sure everything's all good up in my head.
Maybe a buberduction?
I don't know.
Maybe a breast lift too while he's got the plastic surgeon in the room.
Like just everything.
I'm just like, like just, uh, I'm like, what else?
I'm like, hmm, what else?
Uh, hmm.
I guess while we're here.
A little chin lipo maybe.
Okay.
Also.
It's just like one doctor at a time.
This is one doctor at a time.
Some teeth whitening, like it's, uh, what else can I do?
Um, yeah, dissolve the migrated filler while I'm under there.
Uh, yeah, just kind of go in there, just go in.
Have fun.
Put me through the car wash, fuck it, I don't care.
I wouldn't even know, I wouldn't even know.
Do you have to remove your nails?
They never told me nothing about that baby. They never told me nothing about that
Do you think I do? I think I'm fine
That's a come all right
Why would you need to because sometimes they have to put the the beeper on you they got to put the beeper on you
Not the beeper the second the pole sock cimeter I
Got with the pole sock cimeter on your finger
I'd be like what are you paying for a new set because I just got these done
No, so I think I think I'll be fine. I'll be alright
My Uber Eats and still thinking about chicken you've got great days. Okay. Fuck you. I ordered it already. Why are you fucking sending me that?
Oh my god, that's funny.
Are we playing games?
Yeah, so we'll play games after I eat my food.
My food is almost here.
I ordered...
Can I have like chicken skin though?
Does that matter?
Because it said like no potato skin.
Can I have chicken skin?
on low res diet.
No, you should avoid eating chicken skin, okay, so I will, dang it, the skin's the best part.
Okay, I'm gonna take the skin off the chicken.
Just the inside of the chicken.
It's so yummy though.
It's okay, we'll be okay.
I'll be okay.
I'll be okay.
Well, what's the point then?
Exactly. It's okay.
It's okay.
Do you start drinking the poop juice tomorrow?
Yes. Tomorrow I start the liquid diet and the poop juice,
and then Thursday morning I go in for the actual procedure.
And, um, yeah.
Yeah.
So, you're not scared of doctors?
Um, no, I'm not scared of doctors.
I'm scared of myself, I'm scared of having a panic attack.
I'm scared of having a panic attack.
That's what I'm scared of.
But I guess I'm having a panic attack.
The best place to be is at a doctor's office, so I think I'll be okay.
But if you shard on the doctor, maybe whatever happens between me and the doctor when I'm
unconscious, I don't got nothing to do with that.
If I shard on him a little bit, that got nothing to do with me.
That got nothing to do with me.
Well, they figure out why you don't poop.
Okay, so I don't not poop.
So I don't not poop.
I do poop, I do poop, but I don't poop,
I poop like little rabbit pellets sometimes.
And I'm like, ugh!
But yeah, so I do poop, but...
Okay, also someone said to mix,
wait, can I put anything in my colonoscopy?
colonoscopy prep to make it better.
You can mix in lemonade, crystal light, or clear Gatorade packets.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, dang it, Christine, did you already get me the blue Gatorade, too, because I didn't
think I could drink that.
I just didn't realize that I could, I couldn't do blue.
Dang it, I can't drink that one.
On my, on my paper, it's just said no purple, no red.
On Google it's saying that you shouldn't do blue, but on the paper they gave me it said
no purple, no red.
I'll be all right with the light blue gay rate, I'll be all right.
Yes, I have the huge jug, I have the huge jug.
I'm just going to try to chug it and then like, I'm just going to try to chug, like
That's what I remember doing last time when I was like way younger and I did it.
I was like just, I was literally, I had to plug my nose to chug it because it tastes so fucking nasty.
I was like chugging, chugging, chugging, and then I would like chug a bunch of like water or like something like I got actual drink after.
Oh, it's so nasty. It's so nasty.
And it being cold helps too. Okay.
Okay.
Eat white and yellow gummy bears. Can you, can you even do that?
At that point, I'll just eat the fucking Jell-O. I'll eat the damn Jell-O at that point.
I'll be okay.
I work in pharmacy and we recommend drinking it with a straw to get it past your taste buds.
Okay. Christina, write this down. Write this down.
That's smart. I need to get some straws.
The Jell-O we got yellow and green.
So.
So, yeah.
Ooh, pineapple gummy bears.
You could, I can have pineapple gummy bears?
That sounds good.
Elio's Pizza after all.
That's the fuck I might have to.
Oh yeah, I got, oh, Frozen Jell-O, that's fun.
If I freeze some of the Jell-O.
Oh guys, that's all I could have is the yellow and green.
Oh, look at how long.
Has anyone made a colonel's pee vlog besides you?
Yes, rink, rink, rink and let.
Rhett and Link have done a video on YouTube of it.
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll figure it out, it'll be okay.
Everything's going to be just fine, here, where's my food at?
Okay, he's almost here.
I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I'll do this.
Your last meal, you know, I can't, I can't, also I'm saying, I'm, I'm
preversing this now because I saw someone saying in the comments like let's not
bring like weight loss into this because that's not what it's about, true.
It's not, that's obviously not what it's about and you don't even like,
That you lose yes, you lose weight, but you lose weight from shitting everything out of your fucking body
And then like what your body goes back to normal. It's like you just lose the water weight or whatever
But in the patreon
I am weighing myself just because I like the before and after cuz I am curious just to know how much poop is in my body
So we're not doing it on some shit where it's like I'm weighing myself to see like so skinny like you know whatever
But just practicing that as well
Okay
Okay, try to think of what I want to do after we...
Do you want the house to enjoy?
Dylan asks you if you're going to Vaseline your booty.
Do I have to?
Do I have to?
My goodness.
I have to, my goodness, well, I'm sorry about your dad.
It was their dad passed away from colon cancer,
so they're happy to see that I'm doing this.
It helps.
Aren't they supposed to,
are they gonna lube my butt up first?
Like, don't they do that while I'm asleep?
D, I had a colonoscopy in July.
Trust me, you will not have an appetite during the shitstorm.
Stay hydrated.
I love you.
OK, well, at least I'm hoping that I'm not starving
and just actually hungry.
But I'm imagining that's what's going to happen.
And I'm probably just going to like my stomach's going to hurt.
I'm not even going to want to eat anything anyway.
But you'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised.
I'm a very hungry girl.
Dee, thank you for the $50.
Don't know.
Thank you.
And we'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
We'll see how it goes.
I have a feeling once I eat this chicken
things are going to start moving in groove, but I'm kind of scared. I'm kind of scared!
Okay, let me see if, um, okay my food's here, let me go grab it. Hold on.
Yes, and I can have tea. I could drink hot tea as well tomorrow.
oh yeah oh yeah oh shit is about to bossed
Mari, thank you for Mari with the resub.
Ooh, I'm about to die!
Okay, but I can't eat the skin of the chicken, so I have to take the skin off.
Dang it!
Okay.
I can't have the skin though.
Let's see.
They want it so bad though.
Naked.
Just gotta get in there and dig around.
I'm about to be barbaric.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm guys, it's cuz the colonoscopy I can't
It's not it says I can't have the skin
Chewing in the mic, sorry
Okay, let's watch something just so I'm not fucking chewing in your goddamn ear
because I'm going to be like just tearing the shit the fuck up.
Is there a new pop-up balloon or what, like?
Six days ago.
All right, perfect.
Or a cat show.
That might be good, actually.
Cat show.
Okay, let's see the best of 2023.
Hello, is there no sound?
Wow, look at this little guy.
It's like all overstimulating and all meowing.
This is already overstimulating me, I don't know, just all the cats screaming in the background,
I can't.
We're gonna do pop a balloon
Okay, I'm already scared. Does he have contacts in or those people lies? I don't know
What the hell is it
What is this? Why is there a song for it?
No I did not see this on TikTok.
No, I did not
Only just goes on the whole time, okay
Okay, it's still going. Okay.
Watch, you can copyright it for this.
Oh, it's green.
Oh, my God. I cannot believe how long this is.
Okay, I simply can't do it anymore. I can't.
Oh, Loverpop, that's the app. Okay, great.
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Now, we're host Arlette and we're here with another episode of Pop the Balloon or Fine
Love and we have some single men line up make some noise guys.
Okay, you guys sound definitely ready.
So we're going to be bringing out some single ladies one by one.
If she's your type to a tee, you like what you see, she's saying all the right things
do not pop your balloon.
However, if there's anything that you're just really like a little hesitant on, you just
can't see yourself dating this woman go ahead and pop your balloon and I'll go
over to each of you and see why you ended up popping are you guys ready yeah
alright okay so with that being said let's go ahead and bring out our first
single lady
subtitles hello welcome in what's your name
Alexandria Alexandria hold on 33 and where you from I'm originally from
Tennessee but I lived out here in Arizona long enough. Okay okay.
And what do you do? I'm a correctional officer. Okay. So she knows. Alright. And now what
does it take to do for fun? For fun I'm pretty adventurous. I love anything
outdoorsy, skating, tennis. And you sit trip with the vibe, and you and
you sit trip with the vibe gifted. I'm traveling. So yeah. Okay. I'm up for it.
Anything? Nice. Let's try something of this one's kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
And now what are some things you look for in a man? I'm in a man definitely someone who's kind
Being nice
Someone who's structured, you know has a schedule
Believes in God will be another one
Yeah, the list goes on so I don't know okay, and you know, I'm too long
And what are some of your jailbreakers? I'm dealbreakers will be someone who's not emotionally mature
They can handle women's emotions.
Another would be not consistent
and not following through with what they say they're going to do.
So it's good. So we did get some pop balloons. Let's head down over there
and see why they ended up popping. We'll start here if we can have your name and age.
Christian 25. Hold on Christian hold on.
Okay damn hold on. Wait a second Christian. Also wait, do you think I could have the green sauce?
No, too risky.
Dang it, so dry.
I'm a barber and I also work in HVAC, so I fix refrigerators and stuff like that.
And so Christian, why did you end up popping your balloon?
I popped because I'm really big on tattoos, even though I got a lot of tattoos.
I believe that um, I don't like my woman having too much tattoos stuff like that
We both came walking in an environment or a building with both tattoos. I mean, I'm really big on that. So
Well, now is he someone that's your type
You're very attractive. Yes, but first initial like I wouldn't probably say anything to you
And why not?
Just because you're a little short
Understandable respect
You start, you're at name and age.
Marcus, 25, and...
Marcus, what do you do?
I work in the electrical field.
Okay. Yes, ma'am.
And why did you end up popping your balloon?
I just didn't get, like, the initial wow,
like, when she came around the corner.
And I know that's what I'm looking for.
About a little eye contact.
A little eye contact would be nice.
I'm here all the time.
Glad you want to.
I want you to wish me a time.
Yes, ma'am.
Good.
And is he someone that's your type?
You get a little wow from him?
you're definitely handsome again you would have to yeah approach me of course
of course thank you so dumb this way you're a name and age
Emmanuel I'm 36 Emmanuel what do you do I drive legit drive for a logistics
company and why did you end up popping your balloon I just didn't feel like we
had this connection or anything like that beautiful woman though so what would
it take for you to have a connection like you know um it's just not an initial attraction
okay for sure okay so just answer the question is he someone that's your type um yeah you're
attractive um just again i wouldn't probably go for you but yeah love our black kings thank you
actually let's go down here your name and age oh he already irritated me he already irritated me
with the glasses and the hat off the side he already irritating me like and the
stance though like I already know he's about to piss me off
okay pops ya cool yeah all right what do you do I'm a rapper and singer okay see
I already you see what I'm talking about and now why did you end up popping
everyone I just passed because um the profession correction officer you run it
for the law? Yeah. Okay. But I think she's very beautiful. I like the hair. I like the
way she's dressed. Very beautiful. I like it. Thank you. Thank you. Now, do you get that
about your job? Like men don't want to date you because of that or not? I haven't received
that just yet. It is like a male dominant field and it's I'm still feminine though in
my in my field. So yeah, okay. I understand. It's all good. And I was he someone that's
What's your type?
Um, just off of initial, I wouldn't go for you, but again, let's, let's, let's, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think I heard another pop back over here.
Yep.
Your name is?
Jordan 30.
Hey, Jordan, what do you do?
I am a CP at a tech company.
Um, I'm also the founder of club JJ live band, uh, open mic experience in Jersey.
Um, yeah.
No way.
Club JJ that open like open mic live experience in fucking Jersey.
That's my favorite thing.
Okay, cool. I love that.
Why did you end up popping your balloon?
She screams peace. Like she screams happiness.
Like her soul is definitely, you know, it's contagious.
Just for me, I guess women in male dominated fields.
I don't know, you know, and this is a quick decision.
We just got to make quick decisions here. You are beautiful as heck.
But I just had to make that quick decision just off of that at all.
But you're gorgeous.
I hate when women do stuff that me, a big man is supposed to do.
I hate that I hate that. Oh, I don't like that. No, no, no, that's not good
What's wrong with a woman in a male Dominic field? Hmm. Hmm. I want to know. I don't know
I would just say it's you know, they're stigmas, but I've seen it
And I have you know woman friends and I'm sure you have male friends at work and you have a work buddy as well
Oh
Okay, so it's the insecurity of it all. Okay
Okay. Okay. So he wanted her to work in a cubicle in with not within a fucking 20 foot
range of a man.
That's why I don't pre-judge. Exactly. That's why I learned. That's why I should ask more
questions. However, I had to make quick decisions and I apologize.
Understandable. And is he someone, if he approached you, would you go for it?
Yeah, definitely. Regarding my job though, this is a new field that I am in before I
was a special ed teacher.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, thank you. Okay, we gotta pop over here. We'll be back for you. Your name and age. My name is Joquon, 34 from Atlanta.
Okay, and Joquon, what do you do? I'm a sales and data analyst. And why did you end up hopping over there?
You definitely didn't deserve a pop. I gave a sign in. You feel me? Sign in. Let go. Because your energy is alluring. You're beautiful. You have a great smile.
And you just scream authentic engine so I don't waste your time, but mainly you're in Arizona
I'm in Atlanta, Georgia. So I'm really not open so that longer with distance relationship
No, it's me someone. That's your type. He's attractive. But initially I've lived ankle for you, but yes, thank you
And why not? Just not my time
What about me? That's it. Hey
No, your locks are nice. What do you say the hair just and hey
No, your locks are nice. Just initial attraction, I guess.
Alright, we did give them a pop over here.
That was nice. Cutting your day and age.
That was nice.
Marcus, 35.
Marcus, what do you do?
Real estate, finance, and athlete.
Okay.
And why did you end up popping your balloon?
I would say, you know, obviously, you're gorgeous.
But for me, like facial structures, and then I think just, like,
Probably what energy it's like, you know, you're gorgeous, but facial structure. What's he talking about? Are you feeling his energies here type?
Okay, he want the like what's that she called the pure Eve or whatever the fuck
He won't choice of on and drag that's what it is. Okay
Yes, I don't know what my energy springing to where you will pop it. Okay, you know, it's for me
it's like I've looked at myself, you know as a man of like a
I guess business just like energy and so it's like when I look at the look maxing at all
I know I bring like high energy and just a little maxing them at all a way to move
Bella beaver with the rain. Thank you. Bella. Look at my partner. I'm looking for the same, you know, reciprocal good
And nothing wrong with you. I think it's the same reciprocate connection, right?
So you could you could you see someone walking to the room you're like wow and I might say that's not you but not right now. Oh
Okay, like he just okay
Set him back this way.
He could have just shut the fuck up.
All right, well, unfortunately, that's all the balloons pop,
but thank you so much for coming on.
I'll take the mic, and let's give it up for her, guys.
Thank you.
All right, let's bring out our next single lady.
I don't know why I'm saying dang is if any of them
are a fucking catch.
Hello, welcome in.
What's your name?
My name is Previa.
Previa, how old are you?
I'm 34.
for. Where are you from? I am from Sarasota, Florida, Florida. Okay. What do you do? I
am a fashion designer.
Do you make that? Yes, girl. I love it. Thank you. And now it's something that I like to
do for fun. I like to travel. I like to. Wait, that's cute. I like to. I want one. Be
adventurous okay that's that's why I like to okay nice and what are some
things you look for in a man honesty security those are morals morals are
really important to me but those are the top three things yeah okay and what are
some of your deal breakers okay men that are insecure about themselves men that
our liars. Alright, Sakura, what's the thing better pop? The one who said male dominated
fields, he better pop his balloon then. Alright, got it. So we dig it some pop balloons. Let's
head down and see why they ended up popping. We'll start over here, right on over here,
come next to me. Alright, your name and age and why did you pop your balloon? My name
is Christian, I'm 25. Um, you just far from me. I'm in Phoenix and I probably wouldn't
be that reliable. Yeah, that's a lot. So I'm just keeping G. I understand. It's too far.
It's far. Yeah, I understand. So what's more reasonable for you, like, if someone was out
of state? More like, I mean, I'm from Texas, so I love going back home. If not, like I
said, I travel. I'm on the West Side of Denver, Florida, so it's a little too far.
On the West Side. Yeah. Okay, okay. And now, is he someone that's your type? He's cute, okay.
I mean, like I said, I think she's very beautiful. Thank you. I didn't know she said she'd go
on travel but I got so many pop because you so far you can get it back
all right I'm awake wait you can wait you can wait
we got to say these are night's fellas and I want to make sure everybody get a
chance okay thank you I appreciate that's had done this day your name and I
like you boy and why did you pop your balloon get it back oh 26 sorry about
that just turned 26 um really the main reason I pop forever I love you I'll
you came out like you look good.
You know what I'm saying?
I just didn't get like the initial wow factor.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the only thing.
Other than that, though, you look great.
I love that you know what I'm saying?
Designing your outfit.
Tough.
I love her.
Tough, so yeah.
Thank you.
And the problem.
So this is the second time you said the wow thing.
What's gonna give you wow?
So we know.
My type.
Which is?
I don't really like.
You want a disco?
Yeah, I don't really know.
I really say it.
I know it when I see it, you know?
Right?
You know, I don't really want to,
I don't want to mess up no future, you know,
relationships, you know, so yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah.
Now the team give you the raw factors.
He's someone that's your type.
You two are a little too young.
You just a little too young.
So I was older?
Yeah, you're like older, I'm like older,
I'm, I'm, I need to see my age.
I mean, you said it earlier, I'm 34.
I'm so good, I'm so good.
You and your 20s still, so.
I'm so good.
Thank you, thank you.
down here your name and age and why did you pop your balloon my name you may well 36 and I just
popped my balloon because you in Florida you know you look fine you know like you're off in
everything you know far away I get it man none of these guys want to do that kind of commitment
where are you located I'm here in Arizona yeah that is kind of far though I did ask someone
earlier. So how far are you willing to go? Uh, not Florida. So it's, it's about, you
know, I'm Texas, anywhere where I got, you know, I got people at, you know, so I got
Texas somewhere in the Midwest, you know, here. All righty. Now is he someone that's
your type? No, no, okay, why not? You know, that's too short. I respect it. No, thank
you. Thank you. So over here, your name and age and why did you pop your balloon? Hey,
My name is I'm Pap Shakul.
I'm 30.
I think she's very beautiful.
I like this guy.
He's 30.
That's a rough 30.
I'm sorry.
That's fire.
The only thing, the comment of the age, she says she likes
older.
I'm 30.
That's why.
Can it fool me?
That's all.
That's all.
So do they do it at all or not at all?
Like always older?
I kind of like older.
I'm not going to lie.
I have met new guys that were mature.
I'm sorry.
I'm not lying.
You know, older doesn't mean mature, but you know, I do like older.
Okay.
And is he someone that's your type?
Um, yes, partially.
Yes.
What's making it partial?
I don't see his eyes.
I don't know his eyes look like, I don't know his head look like.
Yeah.
Take them glass out.
Yeah.
He, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He in my type.
I need to see you covering too much.
You gotta let the lady see you.
When he popped already, so it don't matter.
Thank you.
Alright, let's head back this way.
Your name and age and why did you pop your balloon?
Marcus, 35.
I think it's obviously probably the distance, honestly.
And I kind of just want to hear you out a little bit.
And also, I feel like the voice,
you know what I'm saying?
The voice is annoying.
I feel like...
No, it's just
Now is he someone if you would approach you I do love taller men
So it was somebody I will give a chance to okay
Thank you
All right, so we now have two unpop balloons go ahead and ask these men a question top you narrow it down
Okay, so my question would be what would you do for a career if you were not getting?
compensation for
This career
Okay, let's get your name in each first. My name is Joe Jo Kwan
excuse me, 34 years old, I'm in Atlanta, Georgia,
and I'm a sales and data analyst.
And if I didn't have to be compensated for work,
it would have to be something of service,
whether that be training of some type of trade
or just working with the youth.
I enjoy being of service.
So if I didn't have to work for anything,
that would be my question.
I'm gonna walk with him.
He's chill.
Your name and age and answer your question.
He likes to be of service.
OK, I'll take that tray.
He want to be a tray?
OK.
I've got a few people I can talk.
I found it open, Mike.
I would do that.
I love it, man.
I love hosting.
I love hosting.
Oh, he want to talk.
Comedy?
No, no, no, it's for singers and poets.
It is a live band open, Mike.
It's called Club JJ.
So yeah, my initials.
I would do that.
Of course, Club JJ, the open Mike night experience
in New Jersey.
And I just, I just, I just, I, I just, I, I just, I, I love, I love, I love, I love
that.
I love doing that.
And I just love hosting.
I love not talking with my hands as well.
And I just, I just, I just, I, I, I just, I, I think that's what I'm, I love entertaining
people.
I love talking to people, learning people as well.
I love her.
I understand.
You too.
Go ahead and ask them another question.
It's a little more.
Um, okay.
So.
She's so cute.
you feel about dating women with children? How many? You may. Well, how many is too much?
How many? Oh my god, how many kids you got? Oh my god, why should I eat that? I do think in my
next walk of path of life, if that makes sense. How many kids you got? I think that I don't want
a woman with children, honestly. So yeah, I understand that. Yeah, so. I have one. I'm just
Just ask him.
Oh, okay.
Makes sense, okay.
Okay.
Well, it's good with you?
No, I think, yeah, I'm just gonna stand on my own, yeah.
Okay.
So sorry, yeah.
That's fine.
So what made you hold on to your building for so long?
She's creative, like, so you made that, right?
That's fire.
Thank you.
It is super dope.
So it's just like, I appreciate creatives,
I appreciate people that make their own things
and kind of just curate their own, like, styles and vibes.
So I appreciated your energy as well.
And you said you didn't like younger.
I fucking joke.
I don't care.
I like age. I like you know it doesn't matter so that's why I kept my balloon for sure. I understand.
And is he someone that you would go for? I would. I would give him a try. Thank you so much. Thank you.
And the question over here was would you date a woman with kids? Yeah.
Do you have kids? I don't have any children myself. I aspire to have children. I understand the
Childhoods and the devil could see dealing with a woman with children
The mobile
Right, that's what I need for
but it's an institute. I don't understand.
And now is he someone that's your type?
He's someone I will give a try, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, well unfortunately that's all the balloons Pops, but thank you so much for coming.
Thank you guys. Go ahead and take some mic. Here you go.
Thank you, give it up for her guys. Yay!
I like digging for scraps on this chicken right now.
Okay, let's bring out our next single lady
Hello
Where you from I'm from Kentucky, Kentucky
I'm sorry. I'm right now biblical counseling. Oh
What are some things that do for fun? Um, I like to be a mother first and foremost
I like to go hiking, I like to cook, bake, clean.
She has kids?
Anything outside, but also anything inside as well, if that makes any sense.
He said be a mother.
How many kids?
I have one daughter.
One daughter, okay.
Shout out, punk.
Yeah.
And what are some things you look for in a man?
A God-fearing man.
And when I say that, not just God-fearing in a man.
What happened?
I thought he had to pop.
He don't want to win with kids.
He's not staying in our business.
and then live in how you want to in the world.
God fearing like you pursuing Christ,
you believe that he died and rose again for your sins.
Somebody who is a good leader, somebody who is healed.
I could deal with a lot of other things.
I think that's my biggest.
That's okay.
And what are some of your deal breakers?
Smoking of any sort, vaping, smoking,
tobacco chewing, whatever.
Drinking, anything that you're addicted to,
So if anything, I got a hold on you, it's an L for me.
Um, a man that is intentional.
That's me as well, though.
You said what I'm going to say.
I'm sorry, it's not intentional.
No, yeah, somebody who's not intentional for sure.
Yeah, I think that's my biggest one.
OK, all right, sounds good.
So we did get some pops.
Go down over there and see why they ended up popping.
Let's start here.
Your name and age, and why did you pop your balloon?
Hello, my name's Joaquin.
I'm 34.
You're beautiful.
You got all my favorite color green a letter I line a letter dress. Okay, but I swear as soon as you get that
The corner I thought you remind me so much of my mother
I swear that's you just remind me of my mom shouldn't that be good and nurturing so
No, aesthetically. I don't want nobody to look like my mother. I don't want to roll over and see my mother in the morning
Okay, you know, he's real. We lost my hands my hands are full of grief. Wait, you know what that's real
He's real. You can't even even add it back. You can't even add it back. Hold up.
That's funny, all right, nah, but you're phenomenal, drop dead gorgeous, but you just
remind me too much of my mom.
I appreciate it.
I let her green now.
Thank you.
And is he someone that you types?
Um, I don't know. I think you look good, but I'm not trying to go off of you. I'm trying to go off of conversation. So yeah, I think you look good.
Let's not be disrespectful to addicts, please, Vanella. Absolutely not what I said at all. Just said my preferences since I am somebody who doesn't drink or smoke, that I would, a deal breaker for me would be somebody who does not drink or smoke as well.
So again, this is so absolutely not what I said at all
Like there's not there's not at all
Jordan 30 you mentioned smoking. I'm not an addicted to smoking
But I smoke because it you know, I allows me to zen and relax
But it's not an addiction
And also you said drinking. Yeah, I drink so I don't and I'm not addicted
But I drink um so I just don't want to waste I think she said the girl in the video said something if you're addicted to anything like I don't
Anything that's got you a chokehold
She had said that as well. I
Just said that I don't want somebody who's your best friend. That's all your time. You are gorgeous
The green is greening you are you you give zen and peace
But I just don't want to waste your time. Okay. That's it
Please do. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you drink to get drunk?
Like, when you drink, is that your goal?
No, I don't have a goal when I drink, yeah.
Just a turn up?
That's a good question, actually,
because I never had an end goal, so I will break that down.
So when I drink, I take the first sip.
The first sip, the vibe, the ambience
decides how my night's gonna go.
So if I'm just chilling, having a drink,
I'm gonna have a drink.
It depends on when I'm drinking tequila.
No, I'm drinking to get lit.
If I'm having an old-fashioned,
I'm having a cocktail or two.
If I'm with you, we're just gonna have one drink,
and that's it.
I know I popped those, so I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's fine. I ask the question. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And now is he someone that's your type? Um, no, no, that's based off of what you said. For sure. I gave you a drink and I get drunk. It's enough for me. I appreciate you. Yeah. All right. Let's go here. Your name and agent. Why did you pop your bullet? My name is Christian 25 only pop because of what you smoke.
I'm always located in Kentucky, and I'm always in Phoenix,
so I probably wouldn't be that reliable.
And the second is I do smoke,
but it's not because I'm addicted.
I was more like dealing with pain.
Mommy, I got to the incident of a car accident
probably not long ago, so I probably do smoke weed,
and I don't know if you probably would like that
on my behalf, so that's what I felt.
Right, right.
Yeah, I wouldn't, I said no, yeah, I said no.
So I probably do smoke weed, so you know what?
So I probably do smoke weed.
Well, I gotta fuck with him.
I probably do smoke weed.
And you probably wouldn't like that on my behalf.
And that's, and you know what?
And I can't confirm or deny at this time
that I do smoke weed, but I probably do.
So I probably got into a car crash.
I probably do smoke a little bit of weed.
I appreciate you.
I got all the legend.
About you going into the car accident,
is that what you said?
Well, I'm glad you made it.
For sure.
has a purpose and also like he said I don't want to waste your time right I
appreciate it like you is a married type that's you actually what I'm looking for
and the greens amazing thank you totally very tight go yeah you don't want to say
probably too far for me yeah yeah all right and now you say is he someone that
your type or based off what you yeah they all love the green one I guess just
because you said I'm make sure okay everybody make sure you don't wear green
any time every make sure they don't wear no green any time you know I'm I was
emotional my sleeve it's a good thing about them just by all emotion
intelligent same time as I'm always be open I'm real number I'm organic that's
what I'm looking for so he's organic you saying that that's not the case say
maybe we gotta have more conversation maybe you gotta know each other but it's
The fact is that you just fart. Yeah, well you traveled here, right? Oh
That's not a problem, but
You gotta take the energy got to be like the love that be 5050 like you know like you did I mean I'm a father
So let's travel by wood travel if I do love you know, I'll do make sacrifices no matter what it's a you the fart in the
You know
You the far
My name is Marcus 26. I guess I just pop cuz like
Oh
He's looking around not making eye contact with no one. He doesn't he don't know nothing next saying like you definitely you tough
You know I'm saying I like the outfit you look good. I just yeah, I just like I just don't see my
Probably not but you definitely yes, I know good, and I hope you do find your way me too
Is he someone that's your type um
Um, no, no, okay, why not physically I would say yes, but just
Yeah
Alright, so we've got three unpop balloons go ahead and ask these remaining men a question
Okay. What does marriage look like you as far as the roles for a man and a woman?
Okay. Let's start with the first guy here. Name and age and the answer to her question.
I'm Marcus and 35. I would say for me, I love what you got there. I'm saying mutual here.
In the Bible it says, you know, the husband's not here, the wife and wife's not here, the husband.
And so I've envisioned basically like a partnership that partnership looks like, you know, we
don't virtually, you know, and helping each other grow each and every day with certain
goals and it's really strong around God, right?
So I'm a faith based, faith based man.
And it's important that in a marriage, God created marriage, right?
So we have to allow you.
So God created marriage, so God also created 50-50.
So you understand, because God created marriage, so God also created going 50-50 on everything.
Going 50-50 on the bill.
So that's just, I'm just going off of what he said.
Yes, every step, right, so.
Can I say something on that?
That's not what the Bible says.
Wait, no, god damn it!
Wait, she clocked, wait, hold on.
The Bible says that man is a head of woman.
Look at our left face.
Wait, no, that does clock.
That does make sense for the Bible.
Does make sense for the Bible to say some some BS like that because as soon as he said that I was like really the Bible says that
The Bible says that many women are equal that kind of blow my mind
And of course, that's not what it said. Of course. I want to say but I want me should be some Mr.
Terraman and that Christ is ahead of me, but
Okay, yeah
Okay, yeah
Okay, yeah
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
I'd correct you.
I mean, you know, I like, I understand that.
Damn, you just rocked his whole fucking world.
Oh my God.
He just, his whole life just changed
in this moment, literally.
So a man should lead a woman should submit.
Yeah.
All right.
Ah!
Ah!
I
Mean manual I'm 36 years old and marriage for me. I can't guys the umbrella
The husband second wife after that woman is wait
Okay, no God's the umbrella husband is second wife after that
Okay, it's to help me. She's virtuous. She's his piece, you know, I provide I make sure everything's taken care of
and the grandma is the baby. I just, you know, I really just want a woman, a wife that'll be able to, like, I can just find peace with, you know, life is already chaotic.
And I want to be able to pour into her
I want to see her flourish as the woman that she want to become and I well you can't pour into her if God's the
Umbrella because then he's going to block it if
God is the umbrella and your wife is under the umbrella
It's not gonna work that way. That's beautiful to me. You know, so that's what marriage is like to me
Day-to-day basis we do our own thing come on at the end of the day talk about it laugh about it cry about it whatever
Okay, so if you cry about it as well your tears are going to be dropping down on to the umbrella again
She's not gonna know you're crying also not gonna be working
Thank you
Your name and age and the answer to her question
Okay, and now you see how the last one got him in check you see how the last girl got him in check
She she she gathered the fuck out of him now. He got his shades off
She gathered him
First of all, I was a good boy. Good boy. He listened in before I'm divorced. But to me, marriage means
he's divorced meant to God Jesus and my woman submit to me.
That's what it is. Thank you. She's that's what she wants. That's what she wants. All right.
What is in the popping your balloon? I would say definitely, you know, I probably like the Bible
verse, you know, definitely not perfect. So I was trying to resonate with like the
Corinthians or something like that, but you know, I was saying I do similar
research, but yeah. I was trying to resonate with the Corinthians.
Baby, like what is everyone even saying? What is everyone even saying to me today?
Like what is he even talking about? What are you saying?
Is he someone that's your type in chapter 11 and this talk about the
Man being the head of a woman as I said before but um no, I was gonna actually pop on you just because
It was given inventory, and I want a man to spear
Oh
Lead me as well. So I don't want to teach a man ever
Oh, oh, oh, I love her. I love her. I love I don't want to teach a man ever
ever ever
Wake that the fuck up wake that up
Wake that up. I don't want to teach a man ever
And you know what you're so goddamn right teach me definitely spritz you along definitely
I personally, I think being up here couldn't really get the exact term you
for it. But, um, exactly what you're saying is the same.
It's a mission thing. I do know that he said,
he's just saying a whole bunch of nothing.
Oh my God. So I, you know, I just been nervous up here probably, you know,
I just came in to pull it together, but yeah. Okay. He's a little nervous. Okay.
He's a little nervous. Let's go here. All right.
Why did you end up popping your balloon? Oh, this word salad.
Yeah, but I love everything you was talking about. It's it's the vibe I'm
looking for is just I'm not committed to traveling. I want to let you down and
Kentucky. All right. Well, tell Kaylee kid. Kaylee tell Katie that he's out the
dating pool because he don't want to go to Kentucky. So I just I just make sure
you're back here. Okay. Yeah. No, is he someone that's your type? I'm just based
off what you said. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate you're on Kaylee in Kentucky.
Well, you as well, Kaleigh, and Kentucky.
Do you travel?
Do you travel here?
Yeah.
Oh, fake math.
No, we don't actually.
Are you OK with that?
Yeah, as long as you're right.
She got Sam.
You're right.
You know, that's very sad.
I'm cool with that.
OK.
And then if you want to let her know, where are you located?
I'm located in North Carolina.
So what does that look like when we have a daughter?
Do you have kids?
I do have two daughters.
I love those of my everything.
This is a kid that's so much a blessing.
It's okay with me.
I like the way you carry yourself and yeah, that's cool.
Okay, okay, do you have any questions for her?
I know she has the first one.
If you have any for her, go for it.
How old is your daughter?
She's four, she just turned four on the 11th.
Four and 11, okay.
Have you ever been married before?
I have.
You have?
Yep.
We actually, I just want to elaborate on that.
We actually got a divorce because I came to know Christ.
So I stopped smoking, drinking, partying, all that stuff.
Praise God and he wasn't okay with that. Oh, wow. Okay. Um,
I got separated. Divorced divorce. No, we got divorced.
Okay. How is the co-parenting? Um, I mean, he lives in Texas,
so he does good with what he has. Um, my daughter doesn't want
for anything. Um, as far as communicating with her, it's not
as often or frequent as I would like, but I mean, he's not
not safe so I give grace you get to see the baby girl yeah we have that's court
order he's not safe
oh god how do you feel about I guess I mean I make music oh god I'm not she's
like okay perfect Christian I'm sitting on I'm sitting process yeah how do you
feel about somebody who's making, you know, like rap music or something like that.
What kind of rap music? And is that your passion or is that your job like your career?
So it's actually my passion and I'm trying to transition to become full-time.
But that's something I really love. I don't know. My parents want me to quit, but I'm like, you know,
it's something I've been doing for so long. It's like, you know, I really have to have, I don't know.
Yeah, she you know she you have a female passing. Yeah. Oh
What I
Just don't think oh, I'm gonna should be leading on me and period. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I mean, that's not, yeah, I don't know, it just caught me off guard.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
I got you.
Well, I don't know how you, you know, you will feel about somebody who's making, you
The music and stuff like that. That's not that's the house queen. I know I said I love her five seconds
I'm not like this. Oh, why does she tell you so?
I
Think is a you know when I come to church
I'm usually the only one the looks the way you know like people talking and stuff like that
I think that's what it is
She mad because it's one thing for her to say here like listen. It's one thing for her to say I
Should never have to teach a man nothing. That's all I'm like
and then a
A woman should never, a woman should never be, be leading anything.
Oh, boo!
Cause it's one thing, cause it's one, cause it's one thing.
Yes, correct, you should never have a seizure man or anything.
But it also, hold on!
But women still know stuff though.
But women still know stuff though, women could still do things.
That's a little crazy, like, dang, that's a little crazy.
I heard, uh, listen to, I don't know, probably, I'm not sure.
Okay, I guess I'm not asking the right question.
What are you rapping about?
Like, what is it that you're talking about?
Pretty much everything I go through, um, uh,
stuff that is going on in the world.
How do I feel?
That's basically the way, you know, like music to me is, uh,
it's kind of like therapy for me.
So, however, I'm feeling that's how I express in the music, basically.
But it's not about having sex outside of marriage, cussing, partying, turning up stuff.
So let me say this before-
Hold up!
I need to go listen to his mom's brother's music right now because I need to see, because
I swear to God, if we pull up one of his songs, if we pull up one of his songs and he says
anything about some bad bitches, pussy money, whatever the fuck, he's going down, hold up.
a couple years ago, I was saying, years ago, it was kind of like, you know, I was just
doing whatever, but now that I have daughters, it makes you think a little differently.
So, okay.
So you had to have a daughter to like understand and respect women.
Okay.
Are they like, Oh, daddy, we've seen you this.
So I'm very conscious of what I started to put out and what I right now.
So I'm a little conscious of it, but I'm sitting process though.
What's his, okay.
Wait.
He has it on his shirt.
What's he has it on his shirt?
What's his name? What's it say? Something spirit unmakeable? Unmarkable? What is it? Enhance? That's what it says?
Looks like it's a UN. Enhance spirit? Unbreakable spirit? Oh, oh, enhance is the thing I could just do.
Okay, what was it? Okay. Unbreakable spirit.
Okay, um, poppy. What was it, poppy?
Oh
This one came out three weeks ago
Okay, so already weird time to be...
Let me see.
Okay, well he's got the good guy down.
I think I'm good
Because at first it says something about the people that served his country, you know
I'm like, okay, okay, but then he showed the black lives man. I'm okay. Okay, so wait
It's not not just a white house like what do we okay? Okay? Hold on
You said you was, you was, you was, you was, yeah
We sing
We sing
We're these men, we're these girls
We're pretty great
We come to the USA
You feel me, we can't do the same
We mean what we say
That's what makes a make a great thing
Don't
Okay, he said he said make what makes a make a great thing
Okay, he said, he said the thing
He said the thing, he said the thing
He said the thing. Oh, God. He said the thing.
Well, Nikki, Nikki should call him up, get him signed ASAP.
Cause she would love it.
I
Wait, he says something about Trump I think he's I think he is distant hold on wait
What he said he said he said Trump 2025 no he did not
We go round and round, we leave between the line
Every day we fight, jump, turn to the fire
We go back to the round, play our tides
We know that this country will pay to die for it
Here we are, ready to die for it
Here we are, ready to die for it
U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S.
Hold on, we need to hear the rest of it.
That, that, that's gonna be me on the toilet later, yeah.
Literally me on the toilet later.
I'm at this place, it's a house
One time I forget, we next year for granted
Enjoy your freedom, boy, they say I keep on
For now I lose, you shouldn't be renewed
Everything's good, I'm all with the good one
Mind is out of rules, I can't run more than you move
Look for the people, look for the waitress
Yeah, I'm your guy
You are, you said it
Okay, let's see the comments open up the comments real quick who who hear from pop the balloon
had to come and see. They killed me with the age thing over there. I am so proud of you. I hope
you keep reaching for the stars because you deserve it, my friend. You're gonna make it big. You've
got the talent. Keep on being you. Okay, he's gotta be deleting hate comments. Okay, well,
Well, this one says trash, so I don't think that he believed it, okay, maybe he doesn't.
Okay, okay, let's see, okay.
So I just want to see what else he's got, okay.
Okay so he came up with that song, okay, so then, let's see, he said a few years ago,
He did say a few years ago that some of his songs were a little more like...
Let's try this one.
New style.
Six years ago.
Okay, see?
Now, he's not being...
This is not a man of Christ.
This is not a man of Christ.
So no.
Okay, hold on.
Ah!
AHHHHHHH
twerking
wait wait his shirt says his shirt says his
I'm PAPE CHACOULE the living legend
I need one of those that says I'm vanilla mace the living legend
I need one of those so bad
what is this is this um um um uh creole
what is creole not french is creole
Not French.
What?
Cajun French.
Creole is a separate language.
You're thinking Cajun.
No, I'm not.
Not all the Haitian people I knew growing up speak spelt Creole, but they always they told me that it was French
Growing up sorry growing up
Haitian Creole is similar to French. They were colonized by the French. Okay. Thank you.
So there's different, so there's different, there's many different dialects of French.
Okay. So he is, but he is speaking French.
Okay, does anyone who speak French know what he's saying?
She's gonna be so mad when she sees this music video.
She's gonna be so mad when she sees this music video.
he's gonna be pissed when she see that one
okay
well i saw what i needed to say i saw what i needed to say
whatever but now that i have daughters
think a little differently so
because now they like, oh daddy we've seen you this so
i'm very conscious of what i
started to put out and what i'm right now so i'm a little conscious of it but i'm sitting
process though
uh... so
there is for example a song that i uh...
He brings up the damn USA on YouTube. It's a car. It's called baby moms. So
We I was gonna click on that one I was gonna click on that one basically situation
I was going through like her look at her face at that time. She wouldn't want me to see the kids
So to me being the artist I express everything in my music. So I put it out there
So stuff like that there is also okay, so we just I really quickly need we just absolutely need to see Danny
really quick okay so that's he
He literally said, he literally said it's about the baby mama wooded let me see the
kids.
First line of the song, baby mama won't let me see the kids.
So it's literally he's got right to the point.
Okay, baby mama won't let he sing us
I don't know who us is well
Let us see if the see the kids unless we do what she asked her to do and if not she get really mad mad mad, okay?
Not bad, not bad, okay.
It takes two people to make it and it takes a village to raise them as well
I keep just saying just one long run on sentence like
I
If you got money
Did you pay any money towards our rent?
I did last month and you still didn't want me to see them or talk to them.
Okay, this is a new month and they need a roof over their head.
For real, just leave them alone.
Ain't no way their so-called dad who loves them would let them get something their home.
Did you pay the rent? I did last month.
Bitch, well, it's a new month. You know how rent works?
Rent's new again. Like that.
Don't piss me off!
Baby mama's issue is one of the most common drama issues happening between fathers and
mothers when the relationship does not work out.
Most females in Europe and in America, of course, tend to use kids against their dad.
Only in Europe and America this happens though.
They seem to put them in the system just because they are bad.
Some of them try to control men that they have the kids with in order to get what they
want.
The moral of the story is kids need both parents with only one quotation mark on this end.
It is possible to co-parent regardless and women who are depriving their baby daddies
from seeing their children should be held accountable and prosecuted.
lives and rights matter as well. In fact, kids need guidance, protection, and emotional
support from their dad more than the financial aspect to build stronger homes. Let us use
this to educate and do better as a society. Please share, like, and comment if you know
someone who is going through this or somewhat you can relate to this issue. Help me get
the message across so that we can have a convo and help our quote unquote women to do better.
This song is based on a true story. Oh my fucking god.
So is that the least we know he's not using AI all of them grammatical errors.
So at least that's okay so we can at least start there.
Oh my fucking god
You're from pop the balloon doesn't say baby
Wow
Somebody let this man see his kids. Yo blow this up Wow
Smoking to back to core tape chicken
Oh my fucking god, okay, okay, okay, I'm starting to feel, I'm starting to feel some stuff going
on inside my stomach.
I really think that this song awoken something in me.
I think, I think something might be happening inside of my belly right now and I can't really
tell.
I can't really tell.
And again, I don't want to trust the far.
I don't want to trust a fart.
I'm a little scared.
OK, let's see if we get out of poop to the poop counter.
I'll be right back.
you
you
I don't waste no time.
I don't waste no time, no, look at the counter.
We went up.
I don't waste no time.
That shit came out of me like a bullet.
I feel good.
I feel good.
So yeah.
So first, first poop, first poop.
No, I didn't wash my hands.
Obviously I washed my freaking hands.
OK, first poop of the laxatives.
And I'm not going to go into too much detail, but it was not
rabbit-pellety, so that's good.
And I feel like I just feel like I lost 10 pounds just
from that.
So I don't even want to know how I'm going to feel by
tomorrow.
Man, that felt good.
That felt good.
I literally feel like I have a whole new side of me in my stomach that I've never felt before.
Just off of that one poop.
So that was nice.
Whole!
I just feel like I unlocked a part of my stomach that I never was open before.
So that was nice.
And that's probably going to be the last nice one.
The ones from now on are probably going to be a little bit more aggressive, but that
one was not bad.
That was not bad.
Baby mama won't let me see the kids.
I did remove my tooth gems, except for the one star.
I always keep the star.
I like this dark.
Shhh!
Woo! Alright!
Well, I'll play a game now, because now I'm like, I can't even watch more of this damn video, I can't.
Well, thank god for that song, though, because it really got my bowels moving.
Thank god for Baby Mama, because it really got my bowels moving.
So, if you ever do need to poop, you should just listen to that song.
Okay.
Okay, not asking for 40 million games, not asking for 50 million games, like we're just,
that's not what I'm asking for.
So, I have to burp now.
Okay.
60 million games.
All right, let's play one of these.
Oh, yes, re-download, hold on, it's downloading.
Baby mama won't let me see the kids.
Okay, I'm downloading Sims.
I'm downloading Sims.
Well, I'm not downloading it, but it's like an update.
The update broke all your mods, ooh don't tell me that, ooh your mods may be broken, ooh
don't tell me that, ooh don't tell me that.
No mods might be broken, no don't update it, yeah, oh it just finished updating.
You guys are about to find out right here, right now, together!
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
I
Go
Okay.
baby mama broke my fucking sins
oh my fucking god oh my fucking god
It'll load?
Okay, Dina looks okay.
Okay, everything's fine, y'all.
Everything's fine.
Everything's all good.
Everything's fine.
Oh, my God, okay.
What the arrival work with the grim Reaper what is happening
What is all this they need to be fixed
What the hell is this?
How many times do I have to X this out?
And I have to delete the wonderful whims and then redo it?
Oh my god.
Bullshit.
Okay, I'll just do that.
Where should I go?
Where do I go for a sims up here?
Do I have to do it right now like do I have to
you. Who's screaming?
Your save might not say
I don't want to play no more. I don't want to freakin play no more
Yeah, you heard me, I don't even want to do it want to play something else I want to play something else
What is this?
Lone Shark.
What about...
Oh he played that!
Remember that?
The spider!
The spider game!
Wait, did we play that one?
Bad cheese.
Vigil.
Oh, you said no scary games.
I did say that. I did say that.
Is this seat taken?
Lightkeeper. I'm just looking. Just looking. Side effects.
Oh my god, remember the one to be played that one time? I wonder if we still have it. Hold on.
Oh
Yes! Oh my god! Okay, let me install this one.
God, it's a good one. Oh my god, I forgot I had this game.
Okay, this is when we played 9 million years ago.
Dang, it's loud as fuck!
Hold on!
Oh my god!
Hold on!
Holy shit!
Okay, is that better?
Okay.
All right, um, so how do I start?
Uh, I forgot, how do I grab?
Oh, fuck, okay, let me—wait, resume?
I forgot how to do anything.
Okay.
Oh, A-W-E-R, A-W-E, okay, A-W-E-R, space is thumb, left mouse button to go down, okay,
mouse button to move. Hello? Who's missing along? I'll call you back later. Oh, present.
I love presents. Okay. Alright, that's all I need to know. Okay, perfect. So how do I,
Okay.
How do I go back?
Okay, operations.
So we have Bob.
He needs a heart transplant.
All right, let's do it.
Perfect.
Okay, perform a heart transplant.
Will do.
Bob, I'm just going to take this off of you really quickly.
If you do not mind, sorry Bob, give me one second.
Okay, I'm not sure what I knocked over, but it's okay, okay.
So thank you, Bob.
All right, perfect.
So we're good.
Okay, Bob!
Chicky, cheeky, cheery, cheeky, cheeky, cheery!
Chicky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky!
Okay, just wanted to make sure that he was fully put to sleep,
so we are good there.
So first we have to crack his ribs open.
So I'm gonna grab the hammer,
make sure every single one of my fingers is around this.
Okay, oh my God.
Perfect, okay, amazing.
Okay.
And, oh, sorry about that.
Okay.
Okay, perfect, just crack the ribs open.
Okay.
Beautiful, we'll move those out the way.
Okay, I think I gotta crack more.
Oh, I can't even think with this freaking music.
I can't even think of this music all loud in my friggin' ear.
Okay, it's fine.
I think I need to crack a little bit more, actually.
I'm going to need to pick up the hammer again.
Oh.
Oh, that's the drill.
You know what?
The drill actually might be easier.
Let me try that.
Maybe I'll try that.
There we go, okay, per- Oh!
Ooh!
Okay, well, okay.
Perfect!
So I got exactly what I needed out of this.
Okay, so he is losing blood at a very drastic level, so I'm going to see if I can maybe
inject him with something.
Let me see if this will help him.
Okay, um...
Shit.
Okay, he's going to die probably.
probably. Oh, that was my orange soda from earlier. Sorry about that, Bob. Okay, Bob, um, hold on,
I'm trying to just get this for you. What is- why am I high? Why am I-
Bob, take that!
Bob.
Bob.
Bob, that shit is fucking crazy. You need to try some of that, Bob. Hold on.
Bob, let me pass that to you. Hold on. Let me pass you that.
Let me get you some of that, Bob. That shit is gnarly.
Bob, my pinky stuff. Okay, now I'm good, Bob.
All right, can I just like go in and like, can I just like grab your...
You mind if I just go in there real quick and just start grabbing around?
Is that okay with you?
I'm just gonna go in and start grabbing around.
Ugh!
And your bones are really hard, Bob.
I'm really trying to get in there, but it's pretty hard.
Okay.
Dang, how long does this shit- how long are the side effects?
of this my big fucking hands my hands are too big and fat I think I needed to
break off more of the bones
Let me get the hammer again.
Interesting way to hold a hammer.
Let me just get up in here.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
Beautiful.
Get that out of the way.
Ah, okay.
His heart.
I got it.
I got to his heart, finally.
Okay.
Let's get him there.
Come on!
He's losing blood, he's gonna fucking die!
Come on, give me the heart!
Get in there!
Give it to me, give it to me!
Give it to me!
I think I have to cut this artery too, I don't remember exactly what I'm supposed to do.
Come on!
Come on. Dang it! Okay, I think I'm supposed to cut that artery. Which one's the... Okay.
So I really actually really need to use these two fingers, technically.
Look at this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, sorry, I got the cotton swabs all over you.
I'm sorry.
Am I not supposed to...
Okay, I don't think I...
Maybe I wasn't supposed to poke that?
I thought I was supposed to!
Maybe I'm supposed to make like a cleaner incision?
Oh shit, I'm sorry, I dropped it in and- okay.
Fuck you!
Fuck you Bob, I don't give a fuck.
Okay, no, I'm sorry, I do give a fuck, I'm a good doctor, I promise.
Hey, your stupid lung is in the way!
Oh my god!
So annoying.
And I've been high this whole time too.
Oh, that's one of your bones.
I'll get that out of the way.
Uh, okay, I'm just gonna get a new instrument.
Got it. Okay, just make a clean incision right across.
What the fuck am I doing wrong? Am I not supposed to cut that part? Genuinely. What am I supposed
Okay, he's bleeding guys. He's bleeding put some pressure on the wounds. Oh
Can I grab his heart now?
Bob Bob you're not gonna make it. No, no, no, no, no, no Bob wake up Bob
Bob listen to me
Bob I need you to wake the fuck up now Bob. You're gonna they got you're gonna lose your life. Oh
Oh, this is New Heart. Oh shit Bob, I dropped your New Heart. Hold on, Bob.
Shit, Bob.
It's okay, everything's gonna be okay. You're okay, Bob. Just follow the light.
Follow the light, okay? Follow the light. Follow the light. I'm sorry, Bob.
Okay, I killed him.
Okay.
Brutal murder.
Okay, let's try one more time, and this time I'm not gonna get high.
Okay, so we got this under control this time. Look, already...
Much better. Look, I was able to just take that off so much better this time. Okay.
So, you do have to actually...
Move the ribs. So I'm gonna use this this time. I'm gonna use this thing to try to move my ribs.
Okay, don't stab yourself with the fucking thing again.
Can I not?
Oh my god, I just rolled it too far away and now I can't grab it.
Great, okay.
Okay, let's just go with the old trusty hammer.
Okay, come on.
This fucking cop out the way.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My god.
Okay, got it.
Nice. Okay.
Oh, okay, stuck inside of his organs. Okay.
So that was not what I wanted to do.
That's okay. We're going to get past it.
I just need to get that one bone right there.
Okay, that should be good.
Okay.
So he's already lost a really big amount of blood already.
So I have to move quickly here.
So I have to move very quickly here.
Okay, gotta get this.
Sure, that can go too.
Okay, anything that's in the way, I'm just not wasting any time.
Um. Yep. Beautiful. Okay. Awesome. Get that out the way. Amazing. Okay. Beautiful. So,
wait, I think if I remember, you have to, I have to cut it like at the bottom, right?
There's like a special place to cut it.
Does anyone remember?
Or has anyone played this and knows the answer?
I think I have to cut it right at the bottom part right here.
Oh, dropped it.
Perfect.
Okay, so don't.
Okay.
Yes see look I did I told you I told you see and then I have to cut an artery on the
heart too, but I don't remember which one or how.
Shit.
Do I have to cut the top one?
Okay.
I can do this.
No, come on.
Fuck.
Okay.
Which one?
That one right there, like, right on top?
Did I get it?
Oh, I think he's dead.
Okay, that doesn't look like I got it.
I don't look like I got it.
Let me get, yeah, it doesn't look like I'm getting, I'm not really getting in there.
I'm gonna get the stomach though.
Let me, let me get the stomach out the way.
Maybe that's what I need to do.
Get this out the way first.
Actually, I don't think I need to.
It doesn't really seem like it's in the way too much.
We need to cut the red one in the back
My god, I kid this Sonic is like impossible to get it doesn't want to come out
Oh got it nasty I think I had to cut that red one
Yeah, he's gonna die
Bob, I'm really trying here. You have to trust me.
Bob, please. Bob, okay. Where's your new heart?
I think that should be good, just sew you up like that.
Use the green needle on him if he's losing blood, okay.
I got it.
Fuck, I wonder if I can get it in time.
Come on, come on, get it.
Fuck, come on, come on, come on!
I think it's working.
It's not working.
It's just holding it at one level.
It's just holding it there.
That should don't work!
It was working?
Well, I guess it's staying there a little bit.
Okay, um.
It worked.
Get to work.
It paused it.
Okay, uh, shit. Okay, where am I supposed to cut it now?
I could do this.
The two on the top, the two on the top. All the way up there.
Oh, this scalpel like a damn cigarette.
Okay, I'm going to give you a surgery for the day, and actually for the rest of my life,
because I don't seem to be too good at a surgeon.
Okay, let's actually, let's go back because I haven't had fun playing games that I haven't
played in like 20 million years so let me go look at my um excuse me I'm gonna
still look at my game library and see what we got
it's a happen having fun doing that
Okay, I found another good one and I found another rage rate one.
We should about to piss me off. We should about to piss me off.
We should about to piss me off real bad.
We should about to piss me off.
Who remembers this one?
Who remembers this one?
Yeah.
Okay, let me see the controls.
Okay.
Q or E to grab.
Okay.
W or space to pull up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm remembering it now.
Hold on.
It's too fucking loud.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Remember this one?
Oh god, okay.
Okay, I can do this.
No, I'm already speedrunning it.
I'm already speedrunning it.
Look at how good- Oh, I remember now the green rocks.
The green rocks are hard to hold onto.
Ooh.
Okay, hold on.
I'm already doing good, I'm already doing good.
Look at me.
Look at me freaking go, dude.
Am I going the wrong way?
No.
Oh, oh, careful now.
Oh, okay, hold on.
There we go, there we go.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Did you say POV Dylan what?
Wait, what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
NUT!
Not with the raid!
W NUT RAID!
Can we VIP NUT if he isn't already?
Thank you NUT.
What y'all doing?
I'm just climbing.
You know how it is.
Okay.
Am I supposed to go up there, right?
Okay, hold on.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Yeah, hold on watch how I do this watch how I do this watch how a pro does this
Okay, hold on okay. Yeah
That's fine, that's fine just got a little moss in my fingernails, but I'm good, but I'm good though
But I'm good though
Oh, okay careful.
Okay, oh, oh, oh, okay, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good though.
Oh!
Yeah, I can't, okay, no, I just can't, oh sorry, that game really, that game really,
it's just I don't have it in me. I don't have it in me. I don't think I'm just
trying to protect my piece. I don't know why I thought that one was gonna be fun.
I don't know why I thought that was gonna be fun. I'm gonna uninstall it right now
actually. Let me see. Okay. Yeah, that's gotta go. Okay.
Yes, I did eat already.
Woo!
And I'm full of soup.
Well, I'm full of chicken.
Okay.
Oh, this is a good one this is a good one for real. This is a good one for real
This is a good one for real
You said that about the other one too, okay, well this one you guys can play with me
You have to guess what I'm drawing
Are you ready?
So I'm gonna draw something and you have to guess what it is in the chat and the first person to guess it
It'll pop up on the screen their name
Okay, here we go
Okay, hold up
Yes pretzel
And you'd be surprised how quick people guess so you got you got to be quick they okay Olivia got it
Okay
Shoulder!
Good job, Vic.
It was shoulder.
Shoulder!
Good job, Vic.
It was shoulder.
Okay.
So this one would help if I knew what the word meant, so I'm going to skip it.
Oh, okay, so that's embarrassing, so I didn't know they would tell you what the word was.
Okay, so what is that?
Okay, so what even is that, though?
A question?
Oh, okay, great, thank you.
Now we know.
Okay.
Okay. It was West. I didn't need to draw that line. I was going to put a question mark right there.
It was West. Good job, mitosis.
Okay, I'm going to get creative for this one.
Just typing words. Y'all just typing words, huh?
So listen, I was going to draw Charlie XCX on stage and everybody in the crowd and then someone doing the Apple dance.
So that's where I was going to draw.
I don't know I couldn't think of anything I did draw faster than that to I was I don't
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yes, okay, give me a one vote on how bad it was.
Okay, I know, whatever.
Vote, vote. Just fucking vote, just vote, just vote.
Okay, this is what I could do.
It's a passivire!
Good job, Jarkbite.
Dang it!
Okay, okay, just forget everything I just did.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I was trying to make it all artsy in the background.
Good job, Berkery.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So it was a frame.
Good job, Nibblet.
But I messed up right there.
I was trying to do it again.
I messed up right there.
I was trying to do it again.
Okay.
I know you guys thought,
okay, this one I'm gonna make it really pretty.
Radio!
Radio!
Good job.
Good job.
I don't know why radio has a TV antenna, but that's okay. It's kind of similar.
That was good, huh?
Okay, this one's gonna be hard to draw.
Penalty.
Penalty.
That's a ref.
That's the ref.
I only have like 10 seconds left.
I only have like 10 seconds to draw, I have to be quick.
I have to be quick.
Yeah, let me see the wrapper. No, that's his whistle. It's not a gold chain.
Brass monkey that funky monkey
Is it not the song?
Brass Monkey, that funky monkey.
That's all I could think of.
Well, well, Adl-Adl-Adl-Adl-Adladiol Crocogator
knew what I was talking about.
Aladial Crocogator.
Um, uh, um, uh, okay.
Okay, it's supposed to be a reward and it's supposed to be a mom giving a present to the
baby and she was gonna write good job.
It's harder when you only have like five seconds.
Why is she flying?
Because I don't have time.
Because I don't have time, bro.
Because I don't have time, bro.
The concept of being so bad at drawing.
That 9000.
That 9000 people can't get there.
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
Okay.
You know, when you put it in, you put it into that perspective.
That's kind of fucking crazy.
That's kind of fucking bad.
You're right.
Well, you put it like that that's pretty true.
Okay, how about this one?
You're new y'all are gonna know what this is.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
You didn't even let me finish drawing it.
It's supposed to be an Xbox controller, but I was going to draw more.
But wait, I wasn't even ready like I wasn't even done.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
Uh.
Uh.
Woo!
Sorry.
Mom, sister, who says lesbians gave them?
No, I was writing mom's sister, which is your aunt
Which is your aunt
T! Good job, Ricka.
The dog is marking his territory, and he's peeing.
The dog is peeing.
The dog.
So what's the hell on the right?
It was going to be a fire hydrant.
You know what?
I'm going to give myself more time to draw.
because I set it to the lowest amount of time.
I'm gonna give myself more time to draw the next one.
It's a dog peeing on a fire hydrant.
He's got three legs, no he does not.
One, two, three, four, tail, ear,
ears, eyes, nose.
cheeseburger
cheeseburger
cheeseburger
how? I wasn't even close to done
I would have been a good cheeseburger.
Why is the patty big as fuck?
Cause it's a smash burger.
What the fuck?
Okay.
If anyone guesses this, God bless.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That was supposed to be his foot, but something
something just ended up happening. I don't even know what a corner kick is.
Cheese! Good job! It was cheese.
Oops.
Seesaw!
Good job.
Ask me, fam.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
A judge!
It would have been good if I kept drawing, but that's a judge.
Let me explain, let me explain, let me explain, let me explain, please.
I got kind of tired of drawing the faces normal, so for some reason when I thought of Stinky,
my brain immediately when I thought of drawing a stinky little guy, my brain immediately
went to Manny. Immediately went to Manny. So I was trying to go for Manny, but I forgot
that I guess he only has one lip, and he just has two. He just has two little teeth. I don't
know, and then I was trying to make him stinky, but I thought it would be funny if it looked
like him oh I literally want to get this tattoo because I just think it's the
funniest picture ever okay otherwise he's green cuz he's filthy
So this time Manny actually needed, he needed help, Manny needed help.
So I practice on my drawing of him a little bit.
No nose.
Wait, he has a nose?
It's fucked.
Shit.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's okay.
I knew something was missing.
Okay.
So it's nose, then lip.
Okay.
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
Okay.
Medicine.
Medicine.
Yay!
Yeah. Okay. Now I'm going to do 45 seconds. Which, did I have 30 seconds to draw? There's
no way I had 30 full seconds to draw. Did I really? There's no way. I did.
I didn't feel like it.
a treadmill he's running on it exercise I think that was pretty good
Okay.
Health!
Yes.
Facts, no printer.
Good job.
I was going to draw the printer just in case no one got it.
Good job shower good job shower
It was glue. It was glue. It was starting to look a little questionable, but you guys
got there. Who said queso? Oh fuck, okay.
He's a banker.
He's a banker.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
He's a banker.
Is this your first time using a mouse?
Shit, okay.
Sorry, I had to make him awake.
Had to make him awake.
It was a memory.
It was a memory.
But he was sleeping, and then everyone said dreaming.
So I had to make him awake to have a memory.
She's expensive.
She's expensive.
What?
What's in her hand?
Obviously her, her Yorkie and her Pincchanel.
Why does she have a reindeer and a burs, okay?
Okay, I thought someone in the, I thought at least one of the hairdressers would understand
this.
Okay, so if I come in with yellow hair and I want to bleach until we put a little bit
of purple in it, what does that do to it?
Makes it platinum.
So two plus two equals, I was trying to draw two.
Okay, so I was trying, I thought someone would, okay.
Dang it, I wasn't even dying.
I was trying to do a nice little bag of popcorn.
It was popcorn.
Language.
Amazing.
I was taping that you got to be quicker than that.
I'm here for you, that's what I was going to write, and support, yes.
Ehh.
Ehh.
Ehh.
Okay, I was going to write glory.
Yes, it's the edge.
Yes. Good job. Oh, Christina got that one. Good job, Christina.
It's really, it's really great to be the president.
I don't know, that's all I had to do.
Perfect.
Desk!
Mailbox.
Grandmother
Dylan said saggy. Why would you say that about Granny?
Post Malone.
Bro, Post Malone has tattoos under his eyes that say always tired, doesn't he?
If you really knew Post Malone, then you would have known that.
That's very obviously Post Malone.
That's a very obviously post.
That's not how you play.
This is my game.
I make the wrong...
TENT!
Good job.
Writer, I don't know why his paper is ten times the size of him, but he is the writer.
Dang it.
Okay, well you got it.
It's the freaking ocean.
Dang it.
Contact.
Question.
Contact.
Question.
Question.
It's rice, it's rice, it's one piece of rice.
Well somebody got it, where's the ranch?
I shouldn't have been funny, I should have drew the ranch for that.
Oh shit, Rose- Roseale Rosalie- Rosalie D-Way with the Raid.
Yay!
Okay, let's do it again.
I'm going to give myself 90 seconds to draw this time, and I'm going to make it really good.
Okay, well, if you gave me some more time, it would have been a whole party of the whole
Charlie XCX Bratz summer thing party for you, you know, it would have been good. It would have been good, but it's party.
Son
Hey, brother, Ernie and Leigh wrote to rediscover
son
Gene. That's Gene in them. No, Gene as in like DNA, Gene. And I don't know what a Gene
looks like, so that's a DNA. Okay, I don't know who the hell is what, but somebody got
it.
I
Fight
I think I can't.
Oh my god.
Crown!
What? Oh, I only did five words.
I have to fart again.
I don't know if I can trust it.
Don't do it. I shouldn't do it. Okay. I'm scared. Okay. Going just in case. Okay. Be
Let's see if I add another one to the counter!
Yes!
Okay that one was definitely more watery and that one and I'm very, very glad that I didn't
trust the fart.
Let me just say that.
very glad that I didn't trust the fart on that one. So yeah. So yeah. So I'm feeling
light is a feather. I'm feeling light is a feather. All right, let's do another round
60 seconds, 25 words.
Fuck, I really don't even, okay.
No, no.
Oh, guys, come on, come on, come on, come on!
It was inside the body, it was the cell.
It was the cell.
I don't know.
How else am I supposed to draw a cell?
Cell phone?
Should I go into that?
Fuck.
Dylan jellyfish and Myrtle?
Coast!
Good job.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it was fabric.
Rest in peace, Joanns.
No, that's two Ns.
It's not an M. It's an N and that was an N. It was two Ns.
A drum!
How the fuck are you guys getting these, they're so bad!
Okay.
Good job.
Good job.
Okay, so I was thinking smash or pass.
I was thinking smash or pass.
I was thinking smash or pass.
And then I put the yes so it's not like,
okay this guy's just here with his coughing balls out.
Like it was warranted.
Like this one. Okay.
Dragon.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Guys, do you think that it's harder to use a mouse as somebody who's a lefty, even though
So I've used a mouse my whole life.
Oh god, this is really bad.
Okay, somebody got it. Servant.
I tried to make him look like a little butler.
I tried to make him look like a little butler.
Map.
Oh, fuck me, okay.
He's juggling.
He's juggling.
He's juggling he's juggling he's a juggler
Okay
texture amazing I don't know how what guys how else would I have done that
Emergency.
That's a U-Haul.
Obviously, obviously that is Stitch.
As you can see, hi, Mestor, hi, Mestor.
I was scrambled egg, bacon, and I was getting there.
I was getting there.
Oh
It's so crazy, it's so crazy, it's so crazy.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Somebody please.
Somebody, please! It was a swarm! It's a swarm of people!
It's a swarm of...
Dang it!
I don't know what else to draw. I should have did bees. Oh crap!
You think that's...
Okay...
Hitting Valley.
I was going to get there, I was going to get there.
Good job, good job, you're so smart.
Okay.
if you could see it from the front, wait till you see it from the back, back, back, back,
back.
I was gonna get there, I was gonna get there.
I was gonna get there.
I was gonna get there.
Because you can see it from the back, but it's from the front though.
And I was going to draw him holding it.
And he was going to hold the picture.
Okay, what the hell?
Good job.
Well, it's a gas container.
Every time that's even.
When I am home, Home is whatever I'm with you all, When I am home.
Boss. He's the big boss in charge. That's the boss.
He's writing.
Yay!
Good job, nibletmonkey!
Oh niblet monkey is the best my long shot
Good job guys
How long is I have home?
How long is one other?
Oh wait. Oh my god. This one has other twitch games. Wait, let's see what other ones they have
hidden words what is this one play with your twitch chat hidden words is an
interactive guessing game that we played with your twitch chat your viewers
your viewers will try to find the hidden words in a picture by just typing in
your chat. Wait, so I don't get to do anything, though? That's boring. I want to do something
about Parler. Parler is an interactive game. Each round you give clues to your viewers
and they try to guess what the answer is by typing it to your chat. Explain the words.
Oh my god, okay explain the words without saying the forbidden words. Okay, this one's gonna be okay. Let's do this one
Let's do this one
Okay, let me buy that one
Oh geez
Cuz I'm gonna be really good at this and be really really good at this guys
Hey
What's all that ruckus out there?
Okay, all right.
Wait, okay.
me give clues by talking or show me give
clues by showing okay we could do both
which one do you want me to do I do
showing first all right we'll do showing
first we'll do 20 or 20 20 words 30
seconds okay 30 seconds per word where
do I put the camera okay I put the
camera right here oh man okay here we go here we go let me make my head let me
zoom in a little bit all right I can't talk
Party! Yes! Okay, you got it.
Unicorn! Good job. Earth quank. Dill's a rose, so I get the fuck.
Alarm clock, alarm clock.
It's pretty much the same thing as the last one.
Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.
It was Elvis. It was Elvis.
Okay, so first I did him singing, at first I did him singing, then this was his hair,
this was his big hair, like, and the other was him pooping on the toilet.
Camera!
You know, the cats are going crazy right now!
Okay, that was good, fendalum, good job.
I didn't know if that's what it even was.
Tight!
I wasn't a point to pussy, but then I just wasn't gonna do all that okay
Think
Volleyball
I'm moving on. Moving on.
A knob.
Yep. Good job.
Good job! You guys are so smart.
My ear hurt.
Kiss.
A beautiful kiss.
A beautiful kiss.
Beautiful kiss.
Sean, what the fuck?
Sean, Sean's the fastest typer I know.
Sean has like Wi-Fi connected to his brain.
My god.
stairs
skin
a
Shipwrecked come on people come on people
That was me! I was the captain! I was the captain driving the ship!
Come on people! Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Congratulations, Sean.
Okay, let's do the other one.
I'm going to do the speaking one.
Okay, I'm going to do 30 seconds for this one because I got to be quick.
Okay, I gotta put the camera here, up here, this time.
Okay.
Okay, um, wait, I can't say- wait, I'm confused.
I can't say any of the words- wait, let me show y'all.
So is this the word, and I can't say any of these words?
Or what is it?
Okay, fuck you.
Wait, so I don't get it.
So you have to say them?
Then what would be the point of that?
I can't say any of these words.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it now, okay, okay, okay.
So it is on something that you that is in your it's in rooms and it brings
Okay, yes, yes, yes. Oh, I'm understanding it now. I'm understanding it now
So if you even guess the word that I can't say it goes on the okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it
Okay, okay, we're understanding it now. Okay, so this is a subject
and it is old it's things that yes good job my history okay so it has to do with
the universe and it has it circles around the earth but it's the opposite of
that one nice nice nice nice okay and this one is a noise and it comes from
your mouth and you could use it to call people over a whistle good job a whistle
Okay, so this is when we were younger and you had to go to somewhere and it had to do
with where you had to go during the day when you were young that you had to go to every
I couldn't say school or teacher anything
Oh my god, okay
Okay, um, okay, so it is an animal and
They have spots kind of and yes, that's where they live
Yes, yes, okay it was a giraffe, it was a giraffe.
Yes, that's where they live.
Okay, so this one is, it emits a light from it and it also provides warmth.
And it's a smaller version of it's a smaller version of the first thing. It's a flame!
Good job.
Oh my god, this is kind of hard.
Okay, so, um,
so if you play Animal Crossing you know about the turnips and that is a sort of
Okay, but then what's the word after that?
Nice.
Okay.
Okay, what did I just eat for dinner?
Chicken.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Okay.
Read more about it.
What would I say before that if I was a little boy in the 50s throwing newspapers in the
The shriek-
Extra, extra! Read all about it!
What would I say?
Oh fuck, okay.
That was good, that was good man, that was fucking good.
I'm gonna get myself a pat on the back.
Okay, maybe the 1920s, not the 50s, whatever.
Whatever, the Susie Toot of it all, I guess, okay.
Okay, the way that the the noise bouncing off of the walls and someone would say oh
There's good. Mmm in here. There's good blank in here
You know if I'm snapping or something. Yeah
There's good acoustics in here
Yes. Good job. Okay. So, it's a way that something can go on it to do that form of transportation.
metal? Okay, but it's the thing that it's on. Oh yes, a railway. A railway. Wow, I'm
surprised that no one's that we haven't missed one yet. We're doing pretty good.
Okay, this happens sometimes when something humorous happens, and a laugh, a laugh, good
job.
Okay, you can make breakfast with this and it is nice.
It's an egg.
It's an egg.
Good job.
Okay, so you can go and they can take some of this out of your
body to give to other people to help them?
Blood.
Okay, who said semen?
Okay, what?
Well, technically, I think.
Technically, I guess you're right.
Okay.
Good job.
Okay, so this word can be used in a few different describing ways.
So one way is if you are outside, where would you go at the opposite of daytime?
I couldn't say night.
Shit.
It was club.
It was club.
And thank you for that.
Oh, so thank you for that.
you so much for that okay so ankles the
ankles of which animal
good job okay if anyone who wasn't here
the other day that could be so it was
Was that literally yesterday?
Was that yesterday?
When did the rat angles happen?
No, that was two days ago, right?
That was Sunday.
No, that was Sunday.
It wasn't yesterday.
It was Sunday.
It was Sunday.
It was two days ago.
So anyone who wasn't here Sunday would be very confused.
So, the rat angles.
Okay.
Um, um, it's a group, um, one under all.
to infinity and beyond or whatever the hell they say yeah yes that's what is it
one nation under all two infinity after that do infinity and wait one nation
Under God
What do they say after that?
But doesn't that make when that sound better one nation under God to infinity to beyond
When that just sound better though like
Okay, so what's after it? Okay for liberty and justice for all girl do infinity and beyond
Please, like, that sounds so much cooler.
The land of Buzz Lightyear.
The Buzz Lightyear for press.
Oh my god.
I feel like there was genuinely a point in time where, like,
when we had to do that, in my head,
I feel like I would think that, wait, one nation under all.
Wait, one nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all. That's what it was.
One Asian under got indivisible.
So, for some reason, the indivisible
turned into infinity and beyond in my head.
I knew there was something that was kind of something.
It was, it's not indivisible.
That's not a word.
Someone wrote indivisible.
Wait, is it? I'm so confused!
You think that's your boss, holy shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, so...
Me so! Stop it!
Stop fighting the... Hey!
Stop fighting the wire to the... DJ controller.
One nation under God, indivisible into infinity and beyond.
Perfect.
Sure, why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Okay, so this is something that you can do
to express your creativity,
and you can, yes, good job.
Art.
Woohoo!
Demonica Plus in first place.
All right, let's do that one again.
I wish I could do it even less than 30 seconds.
I wish I could do like 10 seconds.
Okay. Okay, so you could put things inside of it. Every house has one. Every apartment has one. Everyone has one. And you get things. Yes, a mailbox. Good job, Vic.
Um, so you, it holds something inside of it and Chapel Roan saying the song and one of the, in the first word of the name of the song is this word picture, picture.
okay so it is so if you have someone related to you that it came from the
people that birthed you yes it's a sister it's a sister it's Ohana Ohana
I read Farber like okay all right, so four of them make up a dollar
quarter
Okay, um, I'm using I'm using mine right now as I speak. I'm using it. Everyone has one.
A voice. A voice. Thank you finger bang 99.
Okay, if you watch the Patreon video of the hockey game, you would know that Christina used to be scared of these, but she's not anymore.
No.
No, she, no, it was a very quick little, mm-hmm, it was a match.
She used to be scared of matches.
It was very a very little thing that I did I keep even keep that part of the video in I think I did in the beginning
Yeah, I did I couldn't even guess it correctly. You know you forget
Yeah, she's be scared of matches
Okay, you use it to write and you can
It has
Good job pencil
Okay
You stand on it
And I'm gonna be standing on one on Valentine's Day.
A stage.
Yes.
Um, okay.
Uh, it has to do with...
Um, okay.
So, it's, it's, it's what...
If you were to have a baby,
If you were to get pregnant, you wouldn't be on a sort of medication. Okay, but what's the word after that?
What's the word after that?
Holy shit, I don't know why I couldn't think of something to describe that. Oh
My god, okay
Okay, so if you order something online you have to pay a fee for this
This?
Shipping.
Yes.
Okay.
There's, this was actually,
well there we have, through the drawing thing,
I drew the country, and then I pointed to the two sides.
Coast.
Good job.
Okay, Miso is one, Chai is one, Nibbletmonkey, oh my goodness, Nibbletmonkey is killing right now.
Okay, um, it's, it, it, you could turn it on and off, it has, it, you could put one in your room, you could put one, you could put it in, it's, you could, it could be a tall one or something.
lamp lamp I couldn't say light I couldn't say okay um if you are going to get
something and you are you go to there's a big place that has a bunch of yes shop I
was trying to describe a mall without saying the word mall okay it's like a
a small version of a piece that can fall off of a tree, a really small version of that.
A twig.
A twig.
Okay, Frank Ocean has a song about this, and you can be paddling, you can paddle, you can
doggy paddle you can breaststroke yes good job okay it's a party for when you're
15 and
And it's and you were a big pretty dress. Yes, you'd say
Okay
It is attached to your
Okay, I can't say that either it's attached to you and you use it to pick things up and
And yes, good job.
It's your hand.
Who said penis?
OK.
Okay. Interesting. Very, very interesting. Also that same person was the person who,
when I was telling the story about how I ran into somebody at the gym, they said 900 times
in the chat vanilla, it was me at the gym.
And it was, it was not them, obviously now, but so I guess maybe since they sent that
message 900 million times and that didn't get my attention, that they had to do something
like that to get my attention, I guess so anyway, it's pretty sad when nobody has anyone
that cares about them in real life or they have to do stuff like that.
Should get attention. Um, okay, this is something you can play it and it and it's it's hard and there's yes. Good job
Okay, this is if you are really good at something oh fuck I said a word that I wasn't supposed to say
Dang it. It was expert. I have to pass on it. I said good
Zippy Ham is the winner.
Woohoo.
That was kinda mean.
But what I said, to a person that just came in the chat saying,
hail ice fuck immigrants, go to hell, rot in hell.
That was the nicest thing I could have said to that person.
Literally, rot.
Like, go to fucking hell.
You don't even want to know what the fuck I want to say,
actually, about that person.
Please.
You don't even want to know what the fuck I want to say
about that damn person absolutely the fuck not that wasn't mean enough if you
asked me that wasn't mean enough if you asked me kill him kill him with this
damn comment is still panned I'm gonna keep it up oh my god
Someone said, no shade, what is ice?
Okay.
I was going to say, okay, maybe you don't live in America, but even if you don't live
in America, I feel like you still at some point would know what ice is.
But maybe I'd have to see where you live.
But yeah, basically it is a bunch, it's a freaking terrorist organization, that's pretty
much what it is.
And yeah, I think you got to be trolling at this point.
And also, Google is free.
But yeah, be careful they're banning people for saying that.
OK.
What have you pooped more because I didn't drink the full colonoscopy prep I just drink
the mini version then tomorrow I do the big one.
Tomorrow I do the big one.
75 soft well, it's kind of on pause for the next few days while I get this colonoscopy, but yeah
Good drink is so ass don't remind me
Don't remind me
I'm so excited to drink it. I cannot wait to drink it. Honestly. I really don't think I'm gonna shit that much tonight
I think I'm gonna probably maybe I'll shit before I go to sleep
I don't think I'm gonna like wake up having this shit in the middle of the night. I think I'll be okay
But tomorrow night that might be another story. That might be another story
So
Can't wait
Um...
Hello. Hello.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do....
Oh. Mister.
Mr. Moe. Come here, Mr. Moe. You haven't even given me..You haven't? I'm going to be all day.
Mr. Moe.
You haven't been going all day, Mr. Moe.
Oh, what was you doing all day? Huh? You been so busy today?
You was so busy today, Will?
Well, Barry saw you today. You was so busy sleeping.
The busiest mode.
Wait, stay here.
You're so sweet. Okay.
Just lay down. Just lay down. Just lay down. Get comfy. Get comfy, comfy. Busy doing what?
Hopefully paying the bills. And he's not. And he's not. He's not paying the freeing bills.
He doesn't put a dollar towards the day. If anything, I gotta pay more money because
him. He's a freaking freeloader. He's a freaking freeloader, bro. Oh my god. Hey, what was
that lady and lady and lady just found out about going near the PC and she's
been liking that recently so I don't like that lady you need to find somewhere
else to go she's been wanting to lay there that's not what she needs to be
Who's excited for the Joji album?
ME! ME!
ME!
Who's excited for pissing the wind?
ME!
ME!
ME!
Oh my god bro!
I don't even know what I'm gonna do with that album.
Dude, you don't understand Glince of Us.
Like, literally that fucking music video,
like, genuinely is the best thing
that I've ever seen in my life.
drawn to that fucking music video it's so fucking good it's so fucking good that
music video is just like it doesn't mean to me it doesn't mean to me it's so good
you want to watch it here if you all haven't seen it we need to watch it right
now
I'm so good.
And be honest, if you hate it, you could be honest with me, but it's one of my favorite music videos ever.
I just love it in comparison with the song, it's just fucking good.
Okay, I'm gonna watch it right now.
I'll move myself down here.
you
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Oh, bad.
Poor C.
Oh, my god, that's poor C.
That's a banger.
That's a fucking banger, too.
That's a fucking banger, too, dude!
I don't know. I just really like those like chaotic music videos and he does. I think
they're so good. I really, really like it. I really, really like them. Yeah, that's just
Meadow dashes meadow.
To poop counter, you bet your, you bet your ass.
I get it.
Bet your ass.
They feel like real life.
Exactly.
That's why I think it's cool.
Now imagine poop counter three.
Oh yeah.
Are you still considering, considering getting a Kindle
or a Kobo I am, I just forgot to get it.
I will get one, I do want one still.
But yeah, no, his songs are gonna make me sick
to my stomach in the best way possible.
Can I wait for the album to come out?
Very excited.
Very excited.
Are you getting off?
Probably kinda soon.
Prawley kinda soon, Prawley, Prawley, Prawley!
Excited for Butch Loret, very excited, very, very excited!
I am, um, what should I wear?
Oh my god guys, what do I wear for Butch Loret? I don't know.
I have to get all fancy.
I don't know what to wear.
Nothing? What?
What the hell?
It's next Wednesday, it's next Wednesday, not tomorrow, but the next, wait, Wednesday,
the 11th, I believe.
Mr. You Better Not Bite a Wire.
Go.
Don't sit there.
You're going to bite wires.
I know you.
Go, I said.
Don't sit there. You're gonna bite wires. I know you. Go, I said.
Get a little monkey fit, okay.
Okay.
Chapel Road Grammys dress, okay.
Considering that one.
On merch day, no merch day is the day after that merch day is the 12th
Merch day is the 12th. Let me see if there's anything else like going on that. I have enough to you guys about
Yeah, no, so you're not gonna see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be shitting everywhere and then Thursday colonoscopy during the morning should stream at night
so if anything changes, I'll keep you guys posted in the discord, but
95% I'm going to stream after the cold like as long as I feel okay after the
colonoscopy I'm going to stream the sixth is a sponsor stream and then the
tenth which is that following Tuesday is also a sponsor stream so sorry I don't
like to do two sponsor streams back to back but but they're like they're
good ones they're gonna be they're gonna be fun and then butchera is the next
stay after that so that's gonna be the 11th and then the 12th is the
Merch Release also streaming and 13th all stream as well and then the 14th is
the Valentine's Day party! Dude I am booked and effing busy I'm booked and
fucking busy the next week so yeah next week I pretty much have something going
on every single day so but I'm very excited it's gonna be so so so much fun
I'm excited. The party's gonna be fun. And then Dylan's birthday is the week after that.
And hi, Moo! What are you doing, Mr. Goo?
Dylan's birthday is the week after that, and then other than that, I don't really have too much else going on.
on. Wait, when is that, wait, when is that actually? Hey, back up. He's sniffing the
chicken. Get out of here. Mr., get out. No chicken for you. No chicken for you. You can
and I'll sniff the chicken.
What the hell is this?
Okay, that's my fault.
Right, Lucy?
did you switch over your animal crossing island i did and i'm gonna play it
before i would have had a number like that
but i still have to figure out how to uh...
hook it up now that i got the switch to
so i gotta figure out how to hook it up
to here but me so is like he's like walking all over all my stuff so okay i
think i want to get off because he's hungry he wants to eat
i will see you thursday the next time you see me i will know
if my
colon is healthier not so how exciting
Pray for me, keep me in your thoughts and prayers that I have a successful normal colonoscopy.
And yeah, wish me the best. Wish me the best. I will see you Thursday.
Miso is ominously just showing you half of his face right now.
Yeah, we could raid someone. We could raid someone that we can do.
we can do. Let's see who we got. Let's see who we got here.
Let's read sketch sketches
Go hang out with sketch
Go hang out with sketch. I don't know what he's playing age of empires. I don't know what that is, but hey
No nibbling. Hey! Oh my god, you see what I'm talking about? If he doesn't get fed right when he wants to get fed, you see how grumpy he gets?
He's being very bad. Okay, I have to go feed him. I have to go feed my little son. Okay.