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Y'all, I don't know why this part, let me rewind the damn lo-fi.
For some reason that part of the lo-fi, it's like whispers in your ear, I don't know why.
It's mind you, it's a three hour lo-fi mix that I've been using for the past two years.
That one point, everyone's always like, we can hear you, I hear whispering.
God damn, it's the damn thing.
Anyway, hi y'all, what is going on?
I'm here. I am queer and my butthole is clear
So yeah, let me tell you. Oh my god. I'm ready to tell you all about damn
I I made that shit up on the spot too. I made that shit up on the spot. That was kind of fire
So I want to tell you I want to tell y'all
Bro, I'm gonna take y'all through it. Take me through there. Take me through there. I'm gonna take you through it. Oh
OMG y'all so for anyone who I mean if you didn't read the title and if you haven't been keeping up with me I
Got a colonoscopy today. I did and
What that means is I had to do a prep also. Thank you guys so much for all the resubs
Thank you for all the resubs and tongue of jahari with the 10 gifted. Thank you tongue of jahari with the 10 gifted
Um, so I had to do, excuse me, a little gassy stuff.
I had to do a prep.
I had to do the colonoscopy prep.
Um, in my case, he wanted me to do a two day prep.
Um, but only one day was the liquid diet, which was yesterday,
but the day before that I had to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate,
which is about this big, which y'all saw me drink on Tuesday if you were here.
And then, um, yesterday, yesterday was the real fun, yesterday was the real fun when I had to drink the effing gallant jug of sea water.
It literally tastes like, it, it, okay, the best way I could explain to you what this water tastes like, mind you, it's this big.
For anyone who's never seen it, this is it.
Let me just, for anyone who has maybe never like seen anything about a colonoscopy or anything,
let me show you.
This is what it, this is exactly, this is the exact bottle that I got.
So this is how big it is, and this is a tumbler for reference.
So it's full of powder till about here, and then you have to dump your own water into
it, right?
There's like a fill line right about here, and that's the fill line right there.
So it's that big.
So it's just about a gallon.
It's just about a gallon because I use one of my big, I use one of these bad boys, one
of my big gallon jugs to fill it up and there was probably like this much water left at
the bottom.
So it's about a gallon.
The best way I could tell you what this stuff tastes like.
It tastes like if I went to SeaWorld, if I went to SeaWorld and I went into the Orca
Whale exhibit and first of all, and first of all, as soon as I would go into SeaWorld
I would say fuck SeaWorld free telecom,
but I would have dunked my water into the Orca exhibit
and I would have filled it up and then I drank it.
And that's what that would have tasted.
That's what that tastes like.
So it tastes like Orca cum.
So that's what that water tastes like.
So imagine drinking a Gat, well he's dead, I know he is.
I'm sorry, rest in peace telecom.
So, but it was still free telecom though.
So that's what it tastes like.
So it's absolutely disgusting.
It's absolutely disgusting.
It's salty.
It's nasty.
It's disgusting.
Like I can't even begin to explain to you.
And imagine having to drink a gallon of it.
And it was just awful.
and thank god, oh mama do you have a zombie bite?
No, okay, I'm glad someone asked about this.
So I'm sensitive to adhesives,
to really strong adhesives like stickies.
I always get a little bit of a rash.
So this is where they put the monitor on my chest
and I warn them too, I'm like baby,
I'm gonna get a little bit of,
this is actually not as bad as it normally is.
I feel like they didn't, they didn't paste it on as hard
because I usually, it's,
But I only usually get it from, is it,
that's what it's called, contact dermatitis?
Yeah, I guess.
So I'm surprised I didn't get any other ones
because there was three on me at one point,
but I think for the actual procedure,
they only put the one,
but I'm gonna take you through there all the way.
Pixel with the $50 Dono.
Hi, mama, just spent $90 on the Popmart,
My Little Pony Skull Panda collab,
but here I am giving you more of my money,
completely worth it, TBH.
Hope you had the best colonoscopy ever.
Pixel, thank you so much,
Wait, this is news to me. Hold on. Let me see this skull panda my little pony
Thank you so much pixel for the $50 donut. I hope you get the one you want
Let me see this wait no one's talking about this skull panda my little pony. Are they like cute and pastel?
Let me see
Any day now oh
They got hair oh
Oh shit! Okay, busts one open. Let me see what they look like.
Oh my god, they got little fucking bust downs in the back?
They got little... wait, that's really cute!
That's really in the little horn.
Oh, that is cute! How fun is that?
Oh, I like this one the best. I like the rainbow dash, right? Isn't that one's name Rainbow Dash?
Oh, she's cute too. Oh, I like her. Those are my two favorites.
That one in Rainbow Dash.
Oh, okay, she's cute too. Okay, now this is my three favorite.
Okay, put a little clip in there. Why not?
Ooh!
Oh my god, cute!
Well, I want one. Okay, well, if I find one in the store, I haven't been to...
I haven't been inside a Pop Mart in a while because I know not to go in there.
I just know not to go in there anymore.
But that, I would want one of those. That, I would want one of those.
Um, those are really cute.
Um, but again, thank you Pixel for the $50 dollar don't hope that you get the, um, unicorn
that you want.
Um, maybe I should ask, maybe I should be like, Hey Pop Mar, remember me?
Remember me the Christmas tree girl?
Would you mind just sending me maybe just a few of those unicorns?
And maybe if they send me the whole box, I'm going to ask my agent right now because I'll
forget if I don't ask right now.
Can you ask Pop Mart if they can gift me the Skull Panda My Little Pony collab?
Thank you.
Me and voice the texts are like this.
Me and voice the texts are like this.
It's so funny because whenever I'd be texting like normal, like I don't text like with fucking proper, like,
punctuation and shit, like who the fuck does.
But when I do the voice to text, girl, that shit makes me sound like a fucking George W. Bush. I don't know.
Like...
Wait, first of all, I'm going to say George Washington. Why did I say George W. Bush?
Why did I say George W. Bush? I meant to say Washington.
I'm getting my George's confused.
Oh my god. But it makes me sound so prim and proper.
It makes me sound so prim and proper whenever I do the voice to text.
Crutons with the five gifted. Thank you crutons with the five gifted.
Bush on main. Bush on main.
Um, so, wrong, wrong Bush y'all, wrong Bush y'all.
Um, so, yeah.
So anyway, so, what was I saying, so back to, so back to the, so drinking the thing.
So if you saw I had to drink on Tuesday, I drank the magnesium citrate and that kind
of got things moving and grooving a little bit, right?
And then the next morning, which was yesterday morning, I woke up and I was instructed to
to take these two tiny, the pills,
like the tiniest little pills I've ever seen.
But it was like prescription for like duck-o-lax
or duc-o-lax or some shit, it's just again,
like a mild laxative.
So I had to take two of those at 10 a.m.
And then I had to take two more of those at 5 p.m.
And dookie-lax, yes, pretty much dookie-lax.
And then at 6 p.m. was when I had to start my dookie juice,
was when I had to start the big boy,
the big container of dookie juice, okay?
Also, we got Vagelina Holly with the $50 donut.
Donio?
Dono, hey girly pop, congrats about the colonoscopy.
What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
Hope you have a great stream, mama.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Wow! That's a new one!
That's a new one, so I've never heard that one,
but I'm going to have to start using that one.
That's really good. Thank you, Vagelina.
Oh, it's actually not even...
It's Vagelina Holy?
Vagelina Holy.
Thank you, Vagelina Holy, for the $50 don't know.
Um, thank you.
You read it so confidently.
That's why I get so scared with these donos sometimes because I just read without like
looking what else is like being said and I really should proofread a little bit.
That was fucking hilarious.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Well, thank you, Vagelina.
Um, thank you for the $50 dono.
Definitely not holy though, yes, would argue that you're not that holy.
Nay the Cuban with the 22 month, thank you, Nay.
So moving on.
So I start drinking my big giant shit juice at 6 p.m.
At this point, I'm already shitting.
Like I'm already shitting water
because I had drank the magnesium citrate before
and not to be TMI, but I have to explain to y'all.
I have to explain to y'all.
And because I took the laxative pills.
So I'm also the consistency of my poo is already like pissing out my ass, but they want you,
but you have to get to the point where your, where your shit looks like damn near clear.
Like it, like it has to look damn near clear.
It has to look like, like, like really like pee or clear.
So I'm like, dang, it has to get to the point where it's like ain't nothing in you ain't
not that should go in.
It's coming right out.
Okay.
That's how clear it. No, yes, exactly. Yes, so liquid, but I'm talking about the color. The color has to be light yellow or clear out of your ass
Okay, how the fuck is shit clear exactly baby? There is no shit. Baby. There is no shit
It's it's got to be all gone. Paul McShartney with
With the fucking five. Thank you Paul McShartney with the five gifted. Thank you Paul
So it has to be water. Make me sweat, make me holler. Let me drink my juice and shit water.
So that's basically it. You have to literally shit. Sorry. So you have to literally, that was kind of bars though.
That was kind of bars though. So that's why you have to drink so much because you have to just keep shitting and shitting and shitting to the point where there is nothing left baby.
left baby there is nothing left like I don't have nothing left in me and
Christina God bless her Christina slept over last night. We had a little bit of a sleepover
We were playing Mario Kart on my new switch to yes
Did I have to pause it every couple minutes to run to the bathroom because I have to poop water out of my butt?
Yes, I did, but we still had a fun time. I
Was nervous and also too. Let me keep in mind. Let me keep this in your mind
You cannot eat. You're not allowed to eat also. Okay, so you're not allowed to eat anything for the entire day
so my last real meal was my
El Pollo loco that I had on stream on Tuesday night. So yesterday as soon as I woke up yesterday
Guess what I have for breakfast chicken broth and Jell-O and that was about all I had the whole day. I will tell you I
I will tell you I want to give a big shout-out. I want to give a big shout-out to this place
I found called Happy Ice
And I ordered a lemon I ordered some lemon
Sherbur or whatever the fuck it is Italian ice and that I'm not even kidding that shit
badass
Saved me like you don't understand. I was like oh
Like that was the it was like the best thing I'd ever had like after all day of not having like
But that was all I was able to eat is
That's the only ice we like so that was the only thing that I was able to eat was Jell-O
chicken or beef broth
obviously water I could have
Well, I didn't have the blue one because I got scared. I had the yellow version of this the Gator light and
A seltzer I you could drink so you could drink like sodas and stuff too
As long as they don't have purple or red dyes in them.
But, that was, why are you scared of the blue one?
Cause you're not supposed to do red or purple dye.
And they also say you shouldn't do blue,
but I was like, let me just not even risk it.
Y'all, oh my God.
Y'all, I was so fucking hungry.
The shitting yourself isn't even the worst part.
It was the fact that I was so fucking hungry.
Like I was so hungry and tired.
Like I couldn't do nothing.
I couldn't do fucking nothing.
Also, Lil Shrekiana with the $50 Dono.
Wanted to say thank you, colonoscopy mommy, for playing my band song on stream a few months ago.
Now we have our highest monthly listeners because of you.
Hot girls and bad bitches listen to listen to listen to deathcaps.
Just know you're the shit, literally.
You're so welcome Shrekiana.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you for the $50 Dono and hell yeah, rock on.
Thank you, Lil Shrekiana.
Christina ate her dinner.
Christina ate her dinner outside last night because I literally was like
I can't be around that. Like I was just like I'm not to be trusted. I was like I'm not to be trusted. Like it was that bad. It was that bad.
And that's a real friend and that's a real friend.
And that's a real friend. And it was her suggestion. Don't don't don't think I was like Christina get out of here.
It was she was she was like should I like just eat out. I was like yeah you should.
I was like, yeah, don't think don't worry.
She was like on the fucking street.
I have like a nice like common area in my place,
but don't think that she was like sitting
on the fucking street corner,
but she was not eating dinner in Maya
because I was like, I'm not to be trusted.
Oh my God, I would have been like Wolverine.
I would have been like, yeah.
I didn't even care.
I didn't matter what it was.
I would have eaten it.
I was so hungry.
Like for the sake of everybody,
for the sake of everybody, I couldn't.
I couldn't like getting your kettle like literally like get in there like we'll put it down like it was just
It was really gnarly. So
That was the worst part for me. That was the worst part for me
Was being that fucking hungry. So obviously the more time that goes on
The more hungry I'm getting clearly because it's the more time that I've gone without eating and then I'm drinking the shit
I'm drinking the shit juice and at this point. I'm like, bro. Okay. I'm like, I think I'm good at this point
I drank half of the juice. I drank half of the juice and I was like I
Cannot do this anymore at this. It was like 10 30 p.m. I was supposed to drink the entire thing by 11 p.m
I had from 6 p.m. To 11 p.m. To drink the entire thing which is a little unrealistic if you ask me because it's an entire gallon
A lot of people don't even drink a gallon of water in a day
So I'm like that's just insane like it's just it's it's kind of crazy like I don't know so I was I was
Chugging it with a straw and then chasing it like that's the only way that I was able to do it was chugging it with a straw and chasing it
And so I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't finish it. I didn't finish it
And since he put me on the two-day prep
Thank God he did because the magnesium citrate and the pills obviously were like nothing
But thank God he put me on the prep beforehand as well the day before
Because I think if I didn't and he just gave me that I would not have been able to finish it
And I've been and if you and guess what happens when you don't finish it they go in there
They put the camera up your ass. They're like we can't even do it. We can't see good enough
So I'm like, oh my god, so that that was my that was my fear that was my fear
Five K people just came over from Katie Street. Hey y'all. Hey y'all
So that was my biggest fear was that I'm talking about my my colonoscopy
You didn't really miss anything good yet. We're still on the part where I was drinking the prep last night. So
It was talking our shit literally exactly so I
Was like I cannot fucking finish this I genuinely can't finish this so it got to a point where I was like Christina
No, I can't do it. I can't do it and after 11 p.m. I wasn't supposed to have any
Anything at all nothing no food no liquid no water no nothing. They said 11 p.m. That's the cutoff. You're done
My appointment isn't into my appointment wasn't until 1045 the next day. So that's where I'm like
Okay, well, I'm kind of thirsty like I don't know like usually they do it like pretty early
But I wasn't able to but okay
I did cheat. I had I had a sip of water at like midnight sue me
I had a sip of water at midnight pink breeze with the five gifted. Thank you pink breeze with the five
So
So I wake up they wanted me there at 945 they wanted me there at 945 and
Then my
Appointment was starting at 1045 so we got there me Christina got there mind you slept like shit
Of course, because I'm nervous as fuck slept like shit woke up at six in the morning couldn't go back to sleep
I literally was just like like just I was like get let's get this the fuck over with like let's get this over with
Yes, and I did the endoscopy too. I did the endoscopy so they put the camera down your throat as well
Again, I was like, okay. I'm shitting damn. I'm really pretty much shitting water
So I think I'm good like granted
I didn't drink like almost half of the of the leftover juice. So I was like bro. I hope that
It's clear. I hope I hope that we're clear. I hope that we get the clear. So I go in. Yeah, listen to this
I go in I am
Exhausted I can't even I'm like Christina can attest to like I'm literally like and I've logged the whole thing for patreon
So you're gonna get that in like a week or two. I've logged the whole thing for patreon
Oh Nick Moondoggy with the reset. Thank you. So it's quite it's quite the video. It's quite the video
Um, but I just had no energy to do anything. I was so fucking tired. I looked like Casper the ghost. I
Christina was driving me there. I'm literally just like like this in the car like so tired we get there
Dead rain with the two gifted Nick Moondoggy with the five. Thank you Nick with the five
Um and I'm just like bro at this point
I'm like I just put me the fuck to sleep put me this put put me the fuck to sleep cuz so I'm anxious
I'm I'm like I'm nervous. I'm anxious. I'm tired. It's like the worst combination of things ever because with me
I'm one of those people that like again with like someone one of the I guess triggers for like my anxiety is one not eating and
two
I'm not sleeping well.
And so I did neither of those things.
And so I was a little, you know, on edge.
I was a little on edge, but as I'm doing these things, as I was doing it, I was like
very nervous and like kind of like a little like, never once did I have a full blown panic
attack, which I'm so proud of myself.
But I was definitely on edge.
I was just like all day, I just kept telling myself,
I can do hard things.
I can do hard things.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
And so we get there.
I'm literally, OK, so the place that I did it at,
it was like you have to walk in through like,
it's like a doctor place.
And then like, for some reason, the surgery center
was like, you have to go outside and then back
inside to the surgery center.
It was like connected to the building.
So I walk outside and there's a cafe next to it.
And then I go into the surgery center.
So I walk in and the surgery, like the doors to the waiting room of the
surgery center are just like clear doors.
So I'm, I can't even think straight.
I'm the lady's like, okay, you have to sign a few papers.
I'm signing this dude.
My handwriting looks like a five year old.
I'm like, huh.
And then some woman opens the door, this nice lady.
She opens the door of the, of the place.
And she was like, do you go by Vanilla?
I think she said Vanilla Pink or something.
I was like, yes.
I was like, yes, yes.
She was like, oh my god.
My daughter is over there.
She just told me she's freaking out.
My daughter is freaking out.
And I was like, oh, tell her I said hi.
Look, I'm not even on this planet at this point.
I'm not even on this planet.
Too much Lacey with the five gifted.
Thank you, Lacey.
I'm not even on this planet.
And I'm like, oh, tell her I said hi.
She's like, oh my god. Yes, she was just telling me that you do that. She loves your video and I'm like, oh, okay
Thank you so much like again. I'm just like, oh my god. I can't even be doing this right now and then I
Again, this is actually I think this genuinely might be
One of the first times I denied a picture. She was like, is it okay?
She takes a picture with you and I was just like I'm about to get a surgery. I'm sorry. I can't
First of all surgery is a little crazy. I forgot the word in the moment. I said surgery
I was not it was a procedure. It was not a surgery, but I was just like I
Like baby, I can't like I'm so sorry like because that picture of me bitch
This is what I would have looked like in that picture
If she had taken a picture with me, this is what the picture would have looked like this would have been me in the picture
And I said no, I can't I'm sorry like I'm not even on this planet right now
I saw I'm not even on this planet and then and then I was like, I'm sorry. I was like she was like, oh, it's okay
It's okay. So then like we're sitting and I'm writing the um, I'm like writing down
The stuff and then they were like on their way to leave and then the mom like comes back with the daughter
And then she was like just say she and then she's like at the door like at the glass door
She was like, okay, just say hi. That's it. And the girl was like through the window. I was like, I
Felt so bad though. I was like girl any other day any other day
I would have taken a picture with you, but I'm so sorry.
I was like, I was like, any other day.
I was like, I had to, I can't, I can't, bro.
But, oh my God, but I was just like,
man, no, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
So, but I gotta put me first.
I gotta put me first.
So, so yeah, and then I'm signing the papers and I'm like waiting in the waiting room and I'm like I'm doing okay
Oh, I had two more donos. Oh my god. I did have two more donos. Hold on one second
G strings and pasties with the $50 dono. Hi mama. I'm getting a colonoscopy soon any advice for me
How was being put down put under?
In quotation congrats on being done with your prep and procedure love you work trust and we're gonna get into that
I'm gonna tell you in just a second and I'm gonna tell you everything. Don't you even worry G strings and pasties
Thank you so much for the $50 don't know. Good luck with your colonoscopy. You are gonna kill it
I'm an also Cordy C with a $50 don't know
Haven Ellen my cat just lit his tail on fire with a candle and I'm still panicking
So hopefully listening to you talk about pissing out of your ass helps me calm down and yes
He's okay. Just missing some fur
I still love you, okay, um, okay, but he's good though.
Poor guy, does he have like a long fluffy tail like me so?
Oh, poor little guy, oh my god, Cordy C with the $50 don't know.
It happens to the best of us, it really does, and tell, tell him, tell him, oh, and give him a kiss for me, give him, give him a little kiss for me, a little, little freaking guy.
freaking guy, he freaking burned his little tail, I'm sorry. Poor guy. But thank you,
Courtney, for the $50 don't owe and thank you G-Strings and pasties, thank you.
Oh my god, that poor little guy. So I'm waiting there and then they call me in
about like maybe 15-20 minutes later, they're like, they say my name and then
I'm like, and then I'm like, can she come in with me about Christina? And she was
like, but yeah, let me just get you set up and stuff. And then, and then I can send her in. I'm like,
okay. So then they put me in this small little room. They put me in like a small little side room.
And the nurse love her love that nurse. If that okay, first of all, the nurse said her daughter
was 22 and her daughter like watches a lot of like content creators and stuff like that too. And I
I don't know.
So stuff like that.
So I was just like, I wanted to be like, tell your daughter,
tell your daughter about me.
But I didn't say nothing.
Kara with the five gifted, thank you,
Kara with the five gifted.
So then she puts me in the little side room
and she didn't say, the nurse had no idea who I was.
She was just talking about her daughter.
She was just trying to make small talk with me.
So she was such a sweetheart.
She was like, you could tell,
I feel like she could tell I was nervous.
So she was just trying to like take my mind off
of like what was going on.
And so she was just like, make a small talk.
And she was like, okay, we're gonna do your IV.
We're gonna get you changed in the gown.
And so whatever.
So she puts, they have me put on the gown.
They have me put on the grippy socks.
They have a little bed.
They, she gets me a little pillow.
I'm like, okay.
So she, she does my IV.
It was a smooth, clean IV.
I'm like, okay, great.
So she was a sweetheart and they're doing all that.
And then they're like, okay, once they got me all set up,
she was like, okay, we could send,
did you get the hot blanket?
I did, it was like warm, fresh out the dryer.
I didn't know that was like a thing that they did or not.
I was like, wait, is this just me or what?
And then also too, one of the other girls
who worked in the office, she saw me come in
and she was like, oh, you're the lady, oh,
I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I was like, thank you.
But as I was like going into the room,
so very cute, I was like,
and then she gave, so Christina came in
and then she was like, okay, she can wait with you.
Here's a little call button if you need anything.
So I'm like, okay, boom.
So, and then she was like,
oh, we need you to pee on this cup
in case you're pregnant.
I was like, pregnant.
I was like, baby, I'm not fucking pregnant.
So they gave me the little cup to pee
and I was like, baby, I don't even got no pee in me.
I was like, I don't even got,
there's no pee left in my body.
I was like, there's no pee left in my body.
Layna bug with the five.
Thank you, Layna bug with the five.
So, and I know they legally, I know, I know,
but I was like, baby, there is no piss.
So I was like, okay, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, so you can, so she literally was like,
yes, you could decline it if you want.
She was like, it's, you know, it's completely up to you.
You know, it is just better safe than sorry, whatever.
So I did end up feeling like
I had a little bit of dookie still left.
So I was like, all right, let me get up and go,
go pee so then Christina had to like hold my gown closed in the back while I was like
holding my IV bag I was holding my IV bag walking over to the bathroom with the pee
cup as Christina's holding my fucking thing close to my asses and hanging out and so then
I go pee in the cup and then go bring it back and then of course as I'm bringing back my
piss cup well of course since I don't have like I'm like holding a bunch of things I'm
I'm holding my IV bag, I'm holding my piss cup,
and I'm also like trying to hold a little bit
of the gown as well.
So I have, this is so embarrassing.
I have the IV bag and the piss cup like in the same hand,
and then the girl who told me she liked my video,
she was like, oh, I can help you with that
about the IV bag, but like my piss cup.
I'm like, oh, sorry, let me just move that away.
Oh my God, fuck!
So, anyway.
Oh my god, so um, so yeah, so it was fine. No, it was fine. And then they let me back down
We're kind of hanging out there Christina got some funny videos of me. That was when I decided I was like Christina
Literally, I'm laying there. I'm ex I'm still exhausted at this point
I'm still like I don't have any energy in my fucking body
It literally like took everything out of me just to go to the damn bathroom and I was like Christina
Can you go on my phone and find the audio of Shane Hollander when he's in the hospital?
On my TikTok and then and then
So I made her make that TikTok of me with the with the little with the ounce of energy that I had left the grind never stops
With the ounce of energy I had left the grind never stops
So that was before the procedure for anyone who who was curious so
Christina Shaw and made the video for me. Thank you. I said, okay put it in my drafts great
So she put that in my drafts and then the doctor comes in, he's like, cool, we're gonna
get you going here, you know, everything's good, the anesthesiologist comes in, he's
like explaining, they're like explaining everything to me, like the entire time I wasn't like
in the dark about anything, they were like, do you have any questions, like, I was like,
nope, I was like, baby, the sooner we can get this ball rolling, the sooner you can knock
me the fuck out, the better for me.
So I'm like, great.
So then, they're like, all right, it's time.
They wheel me in, they take me away, they wheel me back.
I say my goodbyes to Christina.
She gets a clip of the guy wheeling me away.
It's so fucking, y'all, I'm not like,
once I edit this shit down, and I just,
like about an hour ago, watched a little bit
of the footage of me after the fact
when I was high as fuck.
I don't remember saying half of this shit.
Like, I genuinely don't remember saying half of this shit.
Holy fuck, it was so, it was so, it really was something.
So they wheeled me back into this room
and there's just like a million fucking,
there's a million fucking cords and wires and machines
and it's cold and it's nice and cold back there
cause I was getting a little, a little sweaty
cause I was like hot and cold because I was like anxious.
And I, they wheeled me back there and they were like,
baby this ain't no baby it ain't ringworm it's it's it's from the adhesive
from the the chest thing they put on me from the EKG or whatever it's called it
I promise Edward Cullen did not bite me so this happens every time I have to
put that on so they will be back and they're like okay this is where this is
where I was like okay what the hell going on so there was a girl nurse
a guy nurse, the anesthesiologist, and the doctor.
So there's four of them in the room,
and it's like not a big room.
So there's four of them in the room with me.
So they're like, okay, we're gonna like,
first they were like, okay, let's roll you on your side.
So they had me roll on my left side,
and then they put like almost like a bolster behind my back.
And they put a bolster behind my back,
And I was like, okay, so I'm laying on my left side,
bolster on my back, she had the nice pillow.
And I was pretty comfy, I'm not gonna lie,
I was pretty comfy.
And then she was like, okay,
and let me just cover you up,
because like obviously my fucking whole ass is hanging out.
And so I'm like, and I could still feel,
I could still feel some of my ass out.
I could still feel some of my ass out at this point.
And so then when the poor anesthesiologist man walks over
to like where he was gonna put my IV in,
He was like, oh, let's cover you up a little bit more.
He was like, at least for now.
I was like, oh, I'm sorry about that.
Like, I literally was like, oh.
And I was like, girl, you were supposed to get, like,
I was like, girl, this was your, come on, girl.
Like, I'm like, how embarrassing.
Like, I could feel, I felt the breeze a little bit.
So literally just, literally, I'm like this monkey-tooted up.
Like, I'm on my left side, monkey-tooted up
in this poor anesthesiologist's face.
I'm like, oh my God.
So anyway, whatever, it was fine.
Pink breeze with the five, pink breeze with the five gifted.
It's fine, I'm sure they see butt cheeks all day.
I'm sure they see butt cheeks all day.
So, and my butt cheeks are probably not like
the worst butt cheeks to see.
There was like a bunch of old men
getting their colonoscopies too.
I'm sure my butt cheeks are probably a little bit nicer
to look at than those butt cheeks,
but that's a different story.
So, she props me up all nice.
I'm like, okay, great.
And then he's like, he's like,
What is it? Not propanolol. That's the beta blockers.
But it sounds like that. The name of the shit that they like, the sedation shit.
It's something like that though.
Propofol? Propofol? How the fuck do you say it?
Propofol? Propofol? Propofol? Anyway, whatever. That shit. So that's what they gave me.
That's what they gave me. So he was like, it's a little spicy going in.
That's what he said. He was like, it's a little spicy going in.
So we give you a little bit of like the numbing and stuff for I was like, okay
Propofall is that how you say it?
Propofall
Whatever, so it's got a zing to it. I'm like, no, but I'm like I remember I'm like I remember
From when I did the um when I did my wisdom teeth. I remember that and
Hold on we got three
three
I can't even read this name
three
chopped
Okay, hey mama so glad you're calling us P went well
I just bought my first car and Loki needs some cute decor ideas because no way I'm rocking with a boring a car anyways
Love ya. Oh, okay. You're asking the best person. So you have to get a cute little um, you know
That how if your car has an antenna get a cute little foam like mine has a heart get a cute little foam thing to put
on your antenna
or get
Get like a cute little sticker for the back
and maybe you could put like some sunny angels or calico critters in the dashboard and
Yeah cars still have antennas not all of them, but some still do
Oh and a wheel cover. Yeah, I have a wheel cover too and like pink rims that could be cute
And a cute license plate cover that too. Yes that too
Those are probably like the easiest ones to do that aren't like just something quick.
I mean, well, the rims are probably the most costy things.
But yeah, those are like some cute little things that you could do without like breaking
the bank.
But congratulations on your first car.
Everyone's first car.
Oh my God.
Everyone's first car is like that's like, like my first car, I still like that was my
baby.
Like you're going to love it.
I'm so happy for you.
Thank you for the $50.
Um, so, oh, another one, kiwi chka with the $50 dono, C. diff chiming in.
Remember me?
Oh, God, yes.
I remember you.
I recovered for a week, infection came back, and now I'm free from its curse for
two weeks now, but feels like I'm being stabbed in the butt when I sit for, for
the past three weeks, scheduled for surgery at the end of the month.
Thanks.
Oh my God.
Seediff! Seediff! Oh my god, okay, well I'm glad the Seediff is gone, but unfortunately you are having a stabbing pain in your butt.
So that is not good, but I'm glad that you got your surgery scheduled. I hope that they, they find out why you're getting that stabbing pain in your booty crack.
And, um, don't worry, I'm here for you. Excuse me, I see you, and I see your butthole, and I hear you. And I hear your butthole.
So thank you KiwiChop for the $50 don't know and congrats on no more C.diff.
So anyway, so they roll me in there. I'm laying on my side that the anesthesiologist is about to
is like okay it's gonna be a little spicy. Then the nurse she's like okay you just have to put
this in your mouth before we put you to sleep. She holds up a ball gag! I'm like oh we're gonna get
Freaking here. I'm like girl. This is a dang ball guy. Okay. It wasn't really but okay hold on
Let me show you what let me see. Okay. Um endoscopy
endoscopy mouth
guard
Yes
Girl, she holds this up. I
Said oh, we're getting freaky in here. I said, okay, we're getting freaky. I said, baby. Do we got a safe word?
So I'm in the most vulnerable position in my life on my side but cheeks out
flapping in the wind ball gag in my mouth okay ball gag in my mouth and then
she also put a little towel underneath me cuz I'm gonna drool like a fucking
baby like that like so she has a I'm like I cannot be I cannot be in a more
vulnerable position then all of a sudden and all we're waiting for and at
this point the doctors got his gloves on everyone's good to go I'm like okay
let's do this I got the damn ball guy get my mouth she fucking tied her around
my head and we're already I'm like the anesthesiologist is like you know doc I
took your advice about that that thing you were telling me about last time and
they and then he's like well what was the thing I was telling you buddy he's
like you don't remember what I was telling you about that the ending was
I was like, oh yeah, I do remember.
Mind you, I'm just like this.
I'm like, can y'all have this conversation
while I'm knocked out?
I'm like, can we like, I'm like, y'all can talk about this.
I'm like, just turn the, I'm like,
if you don't just crank that IV up real quick.
I'm like, and then I literally, I look,
I'm not even kidding.
I'm like, I'm like this.
And then I look at the girl nurse
cause she's right in front of me.
I'm like, she was like, she kind of was like.
I was like, okay, like let's get the show on the road.
And I don't remember if he, they never, they didn't like,
I think maybe he thought that like he turned it up
or something, cause they never were like,
all right, we're going to turn it up.
And then like, I remember him saying like,
okay, let me just turn it up a little bit more
or something like that.
Like after he was having the conversation with the doctors,
I was like, wait,
do they think I'm already gone or something?
Like, I don't know.
So, oh, should she still here?
So then he turns it up a little bit more
and then I feel it and literally it feels like
You feel it, it's like heat, it's like,
you feel like a heat, and then like,
and that was all I remember.
I just feel it, it gets like warm,
and then knock the fuck out.
Don't remember a goddamn thing after that.
Then I just remember drifting away
into the best sleep of my effing life,
and it was just so amazing.
And my first memory of coming to was,
oh, hold on one second, another donut,
Alexa Mary Rose with the $50 Dono
Hey girl, I would appreciate any positive thoughts for my cat Oreo. She has to get her tail amputated tomorrow
My OCD fear came true six weeks ago and she got in the dryer and it was turned on for a few minutes
And now her tail is dead
Oh my gosh, okay, I'm so sorry about your Oreo's little tail, but I am just glad that
Oreo is at least alive, okay?
We have to be at least happy that Oreo is still here with us, and it's okay, Oreo will
have a little bit of a stump, but Oreo is still going to be Oreo.
And yes, you guys have to be careful if you have a sneaky little cat.
If you have a sneaky little cat, please make sure you're checking your dryers, because
some cats really do like to go in there.
So please make sure, please make sure.
Oh, I'm so sorry, little Oreo, but Oreo's gonna do just fine.
Oreo's just gonna do just fine with the surgery, do not worry.
But thank you, Alexa Mary Rose, and we're praying for Oreo.
Good luck, Oreo.
Everyone say good luck, Oreo.
You got this, Oreo.
got this don't even worry and and and yeah that could and and and don't and not too much
because that could happen to anyone that genuinely could happen to anyone you know and the cats
are very mischievous and sneaky they they are um Cordy C with the $50 don't know I promise
my cat jet this is the person whose cat's tail got lit on fire a lot of cat tail things
going on today. Cordy C with the $50 don't know. I promise my cat Jet is perfectly fine.
He's fluffy so the flames didn't touch his skin. Also he's not very bright so he just
stared at his tail hole. It was a blaze. He's currently curled up on my lap completely unbothered
And he appreciated your kiss
Cordy see okay, I'm good
I'm just picturing him being like
His whole tail is lit up. He's probably was like
Okay, jet I'm happy that you're good
I'm happy that you're good jet and we're we're happy that you're good
And I'm happy that he's just curled up on your lap
And I'm happy that he that he appreciated the kiss
So thank you, Cordy C for another $50 dollar don't I really appreciate you and Miranda Miranda B with a 10 gift
Thank You Miranda B with a 10
So I
Wake up so I have the best fucking knocked out sleep sleep of my life. I wake up
And what's in the corner my mouth?
I had a chicken parm a little bit earlier. I tried the remnants of my chicken parm.
Sorry, stop edging it. Sorry. Okay, so
I woke up and what I remember waking up to was the doctor being like
Okay, not the doctor that one of the nurses, but it was a different nurse from before she was like, all right, so
You're just starting to wake up and like her saying something like that and I was like, oh shit
I was just like oh, hey Christina was sitting there
She was sitting at the foot of the bed, and I was like, oh man. I was like, okay cool
and I
Feel like I just I asked Christina like the same question like five fucking times, and I just remember being like oh
This shit is lit. I thought that so many times in the video. I'm like this shit is lit
I was like hey guys
It just the video is really something it really is something and I asked Christina
What time it is and like how long I was out for like four times and she was like you just asked me that I was like
I did and then and then
There's a 20 minute long clip of me talking and
Christina goes yeah that lat she was like yeah, I just recorded you talking for 20 minutes. I said 20 minutes
I've been talking for three minutes. I was like, oh man. Let me shut up. I was like, oh, let me shut up
I was like my bad y'all, but there is just it's it's really just something
It's really just something so um, so y'all are gonna have to just wait for the pay. I have to edit it and shit, but um, oh
My god, and then I and then I was like wait Christina. I was like wait make a video for Instagram
I was like oh with this one. No, okay. I I
Asked for her phone at one point. I'm like can I make a video on your phone? And then this was the video I made on her phone
Well now she send it to me, let's see...
Oh my god, it's so awesome. Can I like sit on it?
Okay, so yeah, also before they wheeled me in the nice nurse, he was like, wait, let's
complete the look. And he put the hair net on me so I could feel included. So I could
feel included. So I know that I didn't need it, but he did put it on me so that I could
feel included. Hair net just covering dreams, like literally. So I was like, thank you for
that and I was fated as fuck oh my god that shit I felt amazing and then oh my
god then the nurse asked me the million dollar question she was like do you want
something to drink would you like some water I said I literally was like oh I
think in the video I literally was like fuck yeah or something like that I was
like oh my god yes fuck yeah girl just screaming hair not it's something like I
Did I say hair nut?
Did I say hair nut?
Hair nut!
Hair nut, sorry.
Oh my God, and then I had my first sip of water
and it was just, it was absolutely everything.
It was so amazing.
And no, they did not make me fart to leave
unless I farted when I was still unconscious,
but they didn't make me fart to leave.
I actually don't think I farted since the colon.
Like, I haven't had a fart.
I haven't had a fart.
Um, but once I came to a little bit, the doctor came in and he was like,
and this was what we were all waiting for. He's like, everything looks great. Um,
didn't see anything like that, you know, no nothing, no polyps, no tumors, no nothing,
like nothing. That was like, oh, thank God. He was like, everything looks great.
I was like, yes, that's awesome to hear. He's like, but they do, they do, um, biopsy for, um,
Crohn's and Celiac and a few other things too.
Or yeah, like I don't know exactly what I know Celiac for sure, but I'm pretty sure it's Crohn's and a few other things they like do a biopsy for.
And then that I get the results back in two weeks.
All sort of colitis too, I'm sure, yeah.
So yeah, so that I'll get, oh yes, did I get my pictures.
Absolutely, I got my pictures back, but we accidentally left them in Christina's car
First of all
The doctor had the nerve
So because you know how okay, so this is what this is what the pictures look like. Okay, let me see colonoscopy
pictures
So they give you a printed out sheet of okay, look away if you're kind of squirmish
Look away if you're kind of squirmish, but it kind of just looked like this like a bunch of pictures of this essentially
Okay, it's not really that bad. It's just more like it's just a hole
So it's like up up of your insides, right? And then like the ones of your throat too
It's not a squeamish, did I say scorefish?
Shit, sorry, but then
One of the pictures
Was just a close up of my butthole. I
I said, wait, I recognize this.
I said, I recognize this.
I said, wait a second.
It was real close up. It was real close up so you could barely tell but there was a
few little hairs and I was like, wait!
That's mine!
I was like, what was the point of that? That was before they even entered.
I was like, before they even entered.
So I don't know so there was a picture probably because I do have some hemorrhoids
So I'm like okay, maybe that does make sense because he probably was like okay, baby girl
We need to take a picture of it
So he they so it was yeah, yeah, I probably was for that. Yeah, it was for hemorrhoids. Yes. Thank you
I know yes, it was it was
but um, but yeah, so I was just like okay, so yeah, so
But there was a there was my butthole was on there
Um, so if I had the pictures right now, I probably wouldn't even show you
Because my butthole is on
But I would show you some of them. I would show you some of them. Sorry, but I wouldn't show you that one unfortunately, so
But I did leave it in Christina's car, I did leave it in Christina's car. Also, why's my phone on do not disturb?
Probably when I was taking a nap earlier
Oh wait, Dylan did Dylan text me some of them?
Okay I told Christina because Christina was like I could have Dylan send you the pictures
and then I was like okay but only tap them send me the first couple because the other
ones have my butt. So he only sent me the first leg. Eww! This is like down my throat.
Eww! This shit don't look right. That's my throat. What the hell? Why does it look like
SeaWorld? That shit, uh-uh. But he said it looked normal. He said that looked completely
normal so yep that was that was up in my throat girl what mine look nothing I
don't know he said it was good he said it was he said it was fine so I'm
trusting the doctor that's the guys that's cuz that's cuz that's why cuz
I have because I'm a vocalist so I had the throat of a vocalist so of course
And I might look a little bit different than yours.
So of course, since I do so much vocal training,
mine might look a little bit different than yours.
Corazon Tatuahes!
Hey, Queen, glad you're calling us.
You went well.
Hey, girl, thank you so much for being here,
and thank you.
It did go well.
Thank you for being here.
Yay!
Thank you for the $50 don't know.
How big is the camera?
I don't know, actually.
of a question. Yeah, so they put one down your throat, one up your butt, and then I and then
they told me they were like you can't eat nothing like don't eat anything spicy don't
eat anything super greasy but like you're pretty much you could pretty much have like you'll be
fine but like just don't overdo it. So I was like Christina as soon as I wake up out that damn
Anastasia I need a bagel with cream cheese. I need a bagel with cream cheese immediately
Immediately so thank God there was a cafe next to the place of Christina had that bagel
Christina had that bagel ready. Okay, that bagel was ready
So um, so yeah, Christina had that bagel ready and I ate it in the car on the way back and oh my god
the first touch of food to my mouth after
24 hours was
Honestly just
The best thing ever it really was it really was over 24 hours actually. Oh my god
I don't know how I did it, but I was so proud of myself. I was so proud of myself
I everyone say W. Christina because she slept over
She brought me there she waited for me
She brought me back
Just best assistant ever
and then I yeah I was still a little high on the car ride home and then I got
home and I pretty much was chilling I pretty much was chilling once I got
home and I laid out in the sun for a little bit and then I took a nap for I
took a nap for about an hour and here I am here I am so I am just so proud I am
really proud because even though it seems like kind of silly like those are
Two of my really big triggers with anxiety things and I feel like I was like wait, I did both of those things I didn't sleep good and I didn't eat and I didn't die like I didn't die.
Can you believe that so I was just like oh my god like it's all in my head.
It's all in my head, and I'm so proud of myself, um, and yeah, and that was really, that was
the hardest part for me was the not eatings, uh, so, and the drinking the fucking juice
was just awful, it really was, um, but I, I'm just so happy.
For people asking why I did it in the first place, it's because I, um, it's because, um,
I am constipated all the time, and I've been constipated like forever, so I was just like,
I just wanted to see if there was anything wrong in there and there wasn't and I still could have maybe some like sort of
All sort of colitis or something. I don't know they they're still testing for that or like some sort of IBSC version
But yeah, is the vlog just for patreon. Yes, this vlog is just a patreon vlog
Christina is my assistant
And just it's better safe than sorry and a lot of young people are developing
colon cancer at way younger ages than they were years and years ago I think
just because of the stuff in in our food so again I just I just wanted to make
sure everything was good I just want to make sure everything was good up under
there so so yeah so and I do eat good like that's the thing too I eat good
that was another reason why I was a little bit concerned because I do eat
I eat good, I eat fiber, I definitely am going to start introducing Meralax into like my every day.
As long as he says there's like no other, like I don't have like fucking Crohn's or anything like that.
I am going to start doing a little bit more Meralax, but yeah.
Yeah, the doctor told me he was like near lax is a great laxative because it's not habit
forming and it's you could take it like every day if you needed to like so, so yeah, but
I am going to try and again just because I have been like trying to be healthier in general
and stuff with like the 75 soft and everything because again, I've told some of you in the
past I am like one take away from being pre diabetic and I'm at a very higher risk than
normal person to be diabetic just because of like my genes, like it runs in my family.
So I really want to make sure that like I am taking care of that.
I have a meeting with a trainer on Saturday, I'm meeting with a personal trainer, Dom,
my homegirl Dom from Upstairs Neighbors, my sister Dom.
She has been training and she looks fucking amazing and so Dom was like, you should try
She's great. So I'm gonna go try Dom's trainer, but Dom just Dom looks amazing
So so yeah, so I am gonna
Probably train a few days a week on top of going to classes and stuff, but you know now that I'm
Now that I'm back and I did yes, I had a bagel with cream cheese and then for I guess late lunch
I had a little chicken parm
Chewbata
Roll sandwich thingy and it was really yummy, but I didn't fucking eat for 24 hours. So I'm bitch
I don't give a damn today. I'm eating what I want, but I'll probably have I'll probably order something in a little bit when I get hungry again
So we'll see but man
75 soft update it's been going good. I haven't really okay
Well, I lost like four pounds from shitting but again, that's probably not like real weight loss
That's just from not having fucking anything in my body
But when I weighed myself
My last meal and then when I laid myself in the morning
I lost like a little over four pounds from that, but it's just literally from shit and not having fucking any fucking
Liquid in my body
But I haven't really been losing weight, but I still but I've been keeping up with eating good. I've been
And working out, like, so I'm not mad about that because, again, it's not about the number
on the scale, it's more about how I feel.
And maintaining is fine too.
And also I've been doing classes that are a little bit more like, I've been doing a lot
of like bar classes, Pilates classes and stuff like that.
So they're not super, I mean, they're more like lightweight focused than like cardio.
So I'm like, yeah.
But reading update.
than going good too. I finished Bunny a while ago and then right now I'm reading this like
self-help kind of book and then I'm going to be reading Tramps Like Us. So yeah.
You gained seven pounds for your health. I'm proud of you. That's awesome. And again the same
and it works in the opposite way too. If you're doing the 75 soft challenge as well
and if you're somebody who needs to put on a little bit of weight for your health then
that's that's great too so but again we will check in we will check in and it
ends in what a little over a month so so I feel good I feel good and I bought the
heat-derived rebook I'm gonna read that too but you lost 25 pounds so far that's
amazing that's awesome also on my lips are fucking dry I have to go get my
I'll go for it. Hold on.
Anyway, I feel like I've been doing so much gapping lately on stream.
I need to, like, actually fucking lock in and play a game, but we're gonna play a game
in a second.
Also, I don't know, from Corazon Tatuahase again.
Hi, sorry.
Sorry, the rest of my message also didn't send.
I need tips for a trip I'm taking to LA in March.
recommendations for cute, hold on one second, for cute trinket, where'd it go, where'd it go?
For cute trinket shops or places to eat, just making a list for when I go. Thank you so much,
Corazon Tatuahis with a $50 donut, thank you again. Monkey Pants LA for sure with
for the trinkets, or little tokyo in general, little tokyo in general is good
for trinkets and places to eat. It really just depends on what you like. There's so
many fucking good places. There's, oh, Little Lion Cafe, the cat cafe, that's
That's where I've been going.
Little Tokyo in general, this has like a lot of good places to eat too.
Pasadena is a cute area too, I like Pasadena.
Korean barbecue, yes the Korean barbecue in K-Town, you have to do Korean barbecue in
K-Town.
The pistachio doughnut, you have to try the butter pistachio doughnut at Old Fairy Doughnuts.
Rodeo Express.
You have to get my bowl.
No, but whatever you want at Rodeo Express.
Hot pot is yummy as well.
Yeah, there's a lot of so much shit to do out here.
Well, I like TikTok too.
I feel like TikTok has a lot of, like, TikTok is better than Google.
And I feel like Google is like do the LA Hollywood tour bus like it's just as stupid as shit ever
But I feel like tiktok has better things
Not like like I don't know when you Google it's so like touristy and just stay stay away from Hollywood
Oh my god stay away from Hollywood Hollywood is just like it smells like piss is nasty. It's just so there ain't nothing
There ain't really nothing to do over there except the wax museum. That shit was fun
Tortuga with the five gifted. Thank you. Tortuga with the five
And yeah, and then also there was one more don't know as well
Star Raven 4 with $50 don't know hive and all my friends Stephanie introduced your streams to me a few months ago
And we love watching them together
It's my 21st birthday tomorrow, and I was wondering if you had any advice to give to me love you so much xoxo Kayla
We also sorry. I didn't even read the um
Wait, oh no, I did
Happy freaking birthday, Kayla, happy early birthday, Kayla.
And I hope that you have the best day ever in your 21.
So 21 is a good number.
You're gonna have a lit time.
Advice for a 21 year old, be lit, be sexy, be single,
have fun, don't be stupid, but maybe a little stupid
cause that's like part of it.
Yeah, that's my advice.
Happy birthday, pink breeze with the five.
I don't know if I said thank you to pink breeze already tortuga with the five again
Thank you ritual desire with the two and hey, it's ashlyn with the $50 don't know girl
I started reading hope and help for your nerves by
Claire
Weakest as a part of 75 soft and has already changed my life as a panic disorder girly
I would highly recommend this to anyone with panic disorder slash agoraphobia. Okay. Ooh, I'm gonna take a picture of that
Girl, you don't gotta tell me twice
Hope and Help for Your Nerves, okay, that's the name of the book.
Hope and Help for Your Nerves by Claire Weeks, W-E-K-E-S, okay, I'm going to look that up.
I'm going to look that up.
Hey, it's Ashlyn.
Thank you so much, and I'm glad that you've been doing good with your 75 soft.
Thank you for the dono.
All right, so I wanted to play Sims because I wanted to do Dina's party, but y'all are
going to have to tell me, okay, so I have to re-download.
I have to re-download, uh, what's it called?
What's the one I gotta do?
Whimsical? I gotta re-download the whimsical whims?
What the fuck it's called? Wonderful whims?
Wonderful whims.
So I just like re-download it and put it back in the folder?
folder? Or do I do it on curseforge? Replace it? Okay, hold on. I'll do it on curseforge.
would have the update. Oh, so it'll just like automatically do it. Okay. Uh, okay. Well,
now what? What do I do? Update all. Oh, perfect. That's easy. And that's it. That's all I have
And I rage quit over that. I rage quit over that the other day. Oh, okay. All right, well, wait,
but I don't think Wonderful Wims was in there. Oh, dang it. Was it not? Oh, yeah, I think you're
right, actually. I think you're right, actually. Okay, so hold on. So I have to do the, okay,
Wait, wonderful WIMS.
Um, Sims.
Okay, when I download, do I do itch.io,
curse forge or mod the Sims?
Probably it curse forge, right?
Cause that's what I've been using.
You have to delete the old one.
Wait a minute.
Uh...
Okay, so I got to go in the files.
Wonderful.
Let's scroll down.
Here we see the E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-E.
What the hell?
Guys, there's nothing that says wonderful in here, in my mods folder.
I'm lying there is there's two so I just take both of them out
Y'all I can't do wicked cuz wicked got cocking balls on main wicket got cocking balls
I can't do wicked. Okay, so I just delete it
Delete
Delete
Okay, all right, boom, and then I redownload it.
Wicked with blur?
Can I do that?
You can.
Okay, let me just, okay, let me, okay, let me just see.
Well I did, let me just see if I like this one better.
Wicked whims.
But do I have to have wonderful and wicked or just both or both?
One the other? Okay, download.
Do I download from wicked.cc or itch.io? Does it matter?
Either one, I don't know, I'll ask Elphabaugh.
Okay, itch, okay, back.
Oh my God!
STRAP ON!
PUM!
DISEASES?
PENIS AND HAIR?
Shit, okay, hold on.
Alright, fuck it, I'm downloading it.
Oh jeez, okay.
Alright so, but here, here, here, guys, I gotta make sure I put the blur on before we
do anything.
Wicked whims.
So I supposed to unzip it?
Okay.
How do I unzip?
Extract?
Or how do I unzip a folder?
Okay.
Okay, I think I did it right.
I don't know, I guess we'll find out when I open it.
Alright!
I'm gonna open it with Facecam still up!
So, just to make sure nothing happens.
What did you get the streamer version?
No!
Sentry is a separate download.
Girl, what she told me that before I clicked open.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on a second.
Alright, maybe real quick, before I download the sensor, let me just, I'm going to just
Let's experience it for myself.
go into cast and do what?
Is there anything I need to do before I do anything?
There are three available sims nearby, Dina, but none of them are capable of performing
vaginal sex.
This can be caused by lack of adequate animations for the discreet double bed system.
Okay, well, you need, how do I do that?
Animation packs, Vanilla.
I gotta download something else?
I got to download the lesbian sex?
All right, hold on.
All right, I'm going to go back to the website.
Hold on.
Animations installation, download animations.
First you need to download from the download page, okay, well where's the download page?
Active animators, oh they all have weird names.
I don't know what any of these mean.
Oh, censorship mode, okay, well I got that.
Oh, just click to use, so if I click on it, it will show me?
Okay, where's the lesbians?
I'm just seeing a lot of dick.
This one's called Creamy Delicious.
see that one. Download Cherry Pie Mesh. Okay, let me see that one. Cherry Pie, huh, okay.
Okay, so I don't know what okay so what do I need though
So, just one, just one animation pack, okay, okay, I'm just gonna click, I'm just gonna
go with this one, fruity delicious, that one looks like fun.
I'm just gonna go off of the name, okay, perfect, and okay, where do I download it?
Perfect. Great, okay. Awesome.
Open folder, perfect, pretty delicious.
Okay, great, okay, I downloaded pretty delicious.
Now I'm going to open the game and see what happens.
excited. Okay. Sims 4. I'm not showing you anything. I'm not going to show you anything.
I'm going to experience this myself and then I'm going to download the sensor.
Game volume, it's gonna have sound?
It can't be that bad.
Okay, it's saying the same thing.
Is it because do I have to, like, what do I have to do?
Wicked whim settings?
I have to do like different settings.
Okay, I think it's gonna work. Where are we at?
Where are we at? Okay, we're walking to the room. Oh god, okay, we're walking to the room
Entering the room
Damn, I look good though.
Okay, hold on, I'm going to turn the game volume down for a second here.
What the hell?
Who do I- Dina giving me some crazy dome right now.
Now what?
Oh my god Bush on main!
This is insane!
Oh my god, whole time, whole time monkey in his room crying.
over here in his damn high chair like where's the nanny at get him out the
fucking high chair
ah oh my god
we just switched it up
what the hell
how long is this gonna go on for
Okay, the nanny just got the baby out the crib, so that's good.
She better not come in here.
Am I good?
Okay, is she going downstairs?
Dang!
Oh my god, is she just going on forever?
Okay, I'm just, I'm a fast forwarded really quick, okay?
Damn, it's been an hour!
What the hell?
How long is this going to happen for?
Okay.
Oh my god, okay, it was about, it was about an hour and a half.
Okay, let me turn the volume back up.
Dang, okay.
All right.
Now Deena's tired, she about to take a nap.
What do you smell like, bounce that ass?
Dina has just begun her passage into the world of carnal knowledge.
Okay, I don't know what that means.
Alright, we're just butt ass naked on the bed just talking about life, so.
Okay. Very interesting. I did not know that it was this detailed.
I mean, y'all warned me, but I still was not prepared. Okay. So, I'm going to save, and
now I'm going to download the blur. Okay. Dang, that's crazy. Y'all Sims people are
Freakin' freaks.
Okay, let me see.
Okay.
Wait, strip club business.
See, I want this.
I wanna buy a strip club.
Can I download this?
Is this already part of it?
Oh, it's already part of it.
Oh, lit.
Okay.
Okay, where'd the, where'd the, where'd it go?
Animations.
There was, where was the blur?
Zoe with the 10 gifted, thank you.
Zoe with the 10, thank you, thank you.
Newtody features, okay.
No, okay, that's not that I know. I just saw it
Visual
Impressions control crabs
Where did it go I
Know I just saw it. No, I was one called blur a censorship mode. Here we go found it
Okay, streamer mode censorship mode. Yes, please
Amazing. Okay. Boom. Boom. Boom. Okay. Add this to the folder. Okay. Okay. All right. Nice.
Nice.
Open mods.
I'm so excited to open a fucking strip club.
Maybe we can go for Dina's birthday.
Oh my God, that'd be perfect.
Go to the strip club for Dina's birthday.
Okay.
All right, now I'm gonna open the game again.
I'm not doing it.
I'm gonna make sure everything's good before we do that.
Make sure everything's good.
You have to get the work extension.
Oh my god, are you serious?
Like from the actual game?
Or is it Villanarie with the 5?
Thank you Villanarie with the 5.
Are you serious?
Fuck!
Or I could just download a poll and have the animations in my house.
Okay, you have downloaded the censorship mod, okay, so why am I still seeing Dina's titties?
Why are Dina's titties still on my screen?
Okay, I'm in brawn underwear, but Dina is her whole titties in huff.
You have to turn it on.
Okay, where do I do that at?
pop up on the screen it said maybe you could censor in the game wicket settings
Thanks.
It's just got-
Sims protocols?
No.
Oh, look.
You're nabbies, too, man.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what to do.
Bum-kara-sum-bisi.
Climbs.
How do I do it?
It's V, bitch, with the ten.
Thank you, V, with the ten.
I gotta turn off the nudity.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, that's not the same as blurring it though, right? I just want to make sure it's everything's good
it said
In settings like the actual game settings or like someone be descriptive wicked settings, okay
Okay, so I go to
Okay, okay first one Dina is butt ass naked in our backyard right now about to go in the hot tub
She's just butt naked in the oh
Oh, she just put her bikini on to go in the hot tub. Thank God. Okay.
Okay, uh, wicked settings.
Oh, she's asleep. Why don't let me click on her.
Is it because she's sleeping? Okay, whatever.
Wicked settings.
Wicked whim settings. Okay! Here we go.
Nudity settings. Nudity gameplay switch. Check to enable nudity gameplay functions.
Okay, no. So I don't want that on.
Um, and that's it.
If you download it right, it should do it automatically, and there was a pop-up, and
it literally said it was like, if you downloaded this right, it should work.
I thought I think I did do it right okay okay well I just turned off the nudity
so now let me yeah I'm gonna need to sleep for a little because she's she's
mad tired I'll let her sleep every I'll just make her can I do a thing where I
make her happy. Okay there we go she's happy happy happy happy. Okay hold on
let's try this again let's try this again
Okay, testing it out right now
Okay, it worked it worked
Okay, it worked we're good
Okay
Oh
Oh
Yes, okay, all right, well we could stop now. Thank you
Yeah, okay put your damn clothes on come on put some fuck clothes on
All right, uh, wait, I look like I'm wearing clothes. Why am I still blurred? Oh, because she oh she cuz she just got
Just her titties out. Okay, um
Um, how am I changing my fucking outfit?
Change outfit?
Apple Laney, sweat.
La Marta, maybe?
Believe it's Apple.
Change outfit.
What was that?
Uh, currency.
Oh, so I've got to-
The warning!
What warning?
What warning?
Oh, on Twitch?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wait, it was Vic?
Oh, I did it because you have to.
Oh, okay, okay, it was Vic.
Guys, it was Vic.
It was Vic.
Relax.
It's okay.
Okay.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
Okay!
Okay, perfect.
All right, well, okay, now I want a sugar pole, okay.
So for Dean, okay, Dean's birthday is literally what time is it?
245?
Bitch, it's Dean's birthday right now, is it not?
Gayle Monkey, what's wrong?
Oh, he's just tired.
How do I see this, the schedule?
Hush, little monkey, don't you cry.
Wait, I have to move my camera over here.
Hush, little monkey, don't you cry.
Dina and Monkey got the same fucking birthday.
I wanted to have a shipper pole
Are you fucking joking Dina and monkey got the same fucking birthday?
How am I supposed to oh my fucking god?
Giving birth on your birthday is wild wait, but we wasn't either pregnant one who was pregnant out of your memory
Okay
So
It was a science baby no one no one was pregnant
Okay
Whatever bro, so okay, we're gonna do Dina's birthday tomorrow and then monkey's birthday on Monday
Okay, that's what we're gonna do
Cuz we can't we can't
We can't make him be asleep. What do you mean make him be asleep?
My wife comes first was it not your wedding day wedding day. Where the hell did it say that? No
It's your Dean is birthday
Wash your monkey Monday
Put him to sleep. What do you mean put him down?
What he will be sad if we don't do anything for his birthday
Oh my god, wait are you serious?
Pomadee?
Oh, it is!
He'll get sad if you don't blow out his candle.
Okay, we'll make time for that.
Alright, we'll make time for his candles and then we'll do his actual party.
You can age him down a day in MCC.
Oh, wait, really?
Like I could pick his birthday?
Uh, where the hell even is it?
Give magic beans.
Where do I go?
I need to redownload it.
I thought I did.
What is he pissed about?
Okay, he's fucking mad, but he don't want to go to sleep. Okay, but he wants to have fun, too
Okay, you know what? Look what I'm gonna do. Watch how easy this is this about to be
How do I make him happy
Wait age down
Okay, I'm sure I could age him back up again.
Why's he got a little, why's his little bonnet here?
Okay, let's reset him.
Okay, nope, that didn't do it.
Okay, uh...
Shit.
More choices
Okay, there we go
Okay, okay, so I can only age him down
So
That's good
Hmm, I go I'll go into cast and do it
Girl
Okay, oh I gotta do cast to let him know fuck
Wait, testing...cheeks.
Fuck, so I have to do it.
I think I have to do it not out of here, right?
Yeah.
Yes, we made him a baby again on accident, but we're going to fix it.
Is the volume too loud or is it okay?
Okay, uh, cast off full edit mode.
Does that work?
Will it say it worked for that one or no?
Okay.
All right
Wait is it full edit space mode or is it all one thing?
Okay
Got it
Okay chopped ass fit like what the fuck is it okay, and why is his thing a worm? Why is his characteristic? Oh fucking worm
Okay, okay here. We go
Toddler this is not my son like why is he child?
Oh my god, okay, so
So this is what he was gonna be in like two days I
Don't know if I'm ready for him to be this big yet from be honest
He needs to be a toddler for a little bit longer
Okay, so how do I change his birthday?
Literally who is this kid?
Hey, so you can't.
It's reset now?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I kind of like his hair like this, but this hair is kind of cute, I'm gonna just
fix his outfit.
Bro they reset all his fucking fits!
Fucking bullshit!
Literally I just apply this whole fit to everything, like...
Can I...
that's how to fly hello why would he not have a shirt on for cold weather all
you know this is fine this is fine he's good like this
I want you to pick a characteristic.
Make him angelic.
He's just the best little guy.
Okay.
Oh, why does he look like Chuckie there?
For real?
Okay.
Oh, why is he kind of creepy all of a sudden, okay?
Okay.
The Erica Kirk scare.
The fuck?
Okay.
So he's chilling. Miso is absolutely chilling.
Okay. Who the fuck?
Oh my god, I thought this was like a literal fish.
I was like, where the hell did he get that?
Okay.
Nice.
Everyone's fucking happy. I'm sleeping.
Dina's fucking chilling.
fucking happy. Miso's a sleep chai is good.
Oh my god. Okay. Amazing.
Okay, so
Okay, reset his birthday. Thank God we don't gotta deal with
monkey's birthday tomorrow.
We're good. Okay, so
confused on how you got back with Dina. It's a long story.
It's a long story. Okay, so
Dina's birthday tomorrow. I want to throw a
Party I want to throw a party. I
Can't do the strip club because I don't have the mod but I could put a strip pole
Somewhere
Okay
Okay, so why don't I just get a lot?
Okay, cool cool cool. I'm gonna get a lot. I'll use the lot that we use for our wedding
So where so where would I go manage worlds?
Okay, and then well it actually probably better than doing the strip club because
because um
Because uh, it's a private party, you know what I mean? Okay, and where did I have my wedding at?
Was it here?
No, I don't think it was here
No, it wasn't there.
It was in Del Sol?
No, it was before I had that.
So it couldn't have been.
It wasn't here either.
Maybe a new crest?
What the hell?
They ain't got shit here!
might have been here yeah here is okay it's my wedding venue okay so I go
visit or build I'm gonna split build okay so then I'm gonna go to the gallery
and I'm gonna look up club and then do I look up what do I what do I look up
lots club Las Vegas okay this is kind of turn okay I can get used to that oh
What size lot do I have?
Okay, and then I have to do base game include CC
Lot type or not a lot type
Base game, okay, this won't work. What's this one the luxury garden club?
This is kind of nice with too many floors, I don't want everyone all spread out
The woohoo club
That should look janky, uh-uh
Um, Club El Nocturno.
I like the first one best, honestly.
Alright, let me go my most popular.
Ooh, what's this one?
Sparkle Night Club.
I got a mirror maze upstairs?
Okay, I think I'm gonna just go with this one.
Honestly, I like this one.
I like the open layout here.
this one no I like the front of this one okay
boom let's see it hey oh shit okay
Okay, how do I get in here?
Oh, shit!
Yes, this is perfect.
This is perfect.
Okay.
So, do I need this?
Is this like important to the structure of the building?
No, I don't need that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, so now how do I do the pole?
Not anymore.
You just got rid of the music for the club.
How?
Oh, it's right here.
Wicked Wimps, drip club dancing pole, easy.
Oh there's a few different poles, let me do the Wicked Wimps one.
Okay, and then I'm going to get a DJ booth.
DJ.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's get a lit ass DJ booth.
Okay, I'm gonna put it over here.
My god, give me that fucking little light.
Just give me the light!
Okay?
Hmm
Stage I know it's can I get like a slick a put this can I put this like on something you know what I mean?
So it's not like right there
Make a platform in build mode am I not in build mode right now? Oh
Okay
Okay, so floor floor floor floor
So if I were to build a floor
If I were to build a floor not floor click the wall
Walls and rooms oh
Okay, nice platform
Oh, no thank you, okay.
Why are they so high up?
Just lower it and it's fine.
I want the thing where I can move the objects like freely.
How do I do that?
Nice.
It said it's on. Don't you have to click alt?
shift? How do I do? I was holding all. You can't with this? Shit! Okay that's fine. I'll just put it
right there. Okay and then make it lower. Can I make it even lower? Oh it's like going into the
ground wait I'm so confused oh wait okay there we go okay that's okay that's
That's good, that's good.
Okay, we got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I need stairs now?
Like fucking God
Or do I have to build that too?
Okay, hold on not a one right there. I
Can't just have it go straight
Turn it up.
Okay.
So I'm building it and then turn it.
Got it.
Boom.
Okay.
okay
okay okay okay we're good
Okay.
These are not, these are not, sorry.
I don't like these.
The light's gotta go.
Okay, now I wanna make the platform,
can I make it like a fun light?
Can I make it like a light up or something?
Or no, can I only make it like a pattern?
They got marble?
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Wait, the whole thing marble is kind of T.
What about the stairs? I can't do the stairs.
I can't do the side.
What about for the side? Do I do a trim?
The side is walls.
Is it though must be applied to the walls of a room?
It's foundation the bottom level
Foundation foundation, okay foundation level so if I was foundation level
Below floor.
Oh.
Okay, so that's still not working.
Huh.
Okay.
So that doesn't work, you know it's platform trim, okay so where's that?
Click the porch, nice, just did.
Platform trims!
Yeah it didn't work either, oh wait, yes it did work, thank you, okay I'm gonna go
Amazing.
Okay, that at least looks a little bit better.
Okay.
Okay, and then I think I would like some sort of like lights on the stage, like...
You know what I mean?
Like party light, like on the stage, like...
You know?
Is there like a good one?
Damn, this is more...
Why do you need these light up?
Oh, absolutely not.
That just f**ked it all up.
Wait, so if I put a floor underneath it, is it gonna...
Okay, no, that's just ugly.
Um...
Yeah, let me fix the stairs actually, because now the color of the stairs is bothering me.
Okay, stairs.
Is there a stair color that's like closer to this?
It doesn't really seem like it.
Yeah, whatever, I'm gonna give a damn.
Glow in the funk dance floor one should light up, but I don't know if it'll light up.
Okay.
Wicked for all the freak stuff.
Lude dancing spot marker.
Oh dancers on this spot will perform dances that do not involve a dance poll. Okay, so should I put a few of those around?
Okay
Like some around the pole, maybe some go-go girls.
Like in front of the couch.
Yeah, I'm I'll move the DJ booth to OK.
I'll do I'll do like one here, one here, move the DJ booth back.
This little chair will make no sense here.
OK, I still want to make sure they can get into the DJ booth.
I think that's enough room.
Okay, cool.
Um...
Sex marker.
Where it seems to have sex against the wall.
Okay, yeah, I mean...
Why not?
Uh, let me just make it somewhere where it's not gonna be in the way.
I guess I'm gonna have to do like right here.
Okay.
Um...
condoms just put that right there as well just in case. Maybe some lube as well
you never know. Okay cool.
Flip the arrow for the dancer so they dance the right way. Oh I'm smart okay.
How do I wait? How do I change it again?
I'm gonna have them dance that way, and then I'm gonna have this girl dance.
Do I have to hire dancers?
Is it even gonna matter if I don't have a strip club?
Like can I still hire dancers?
Or is it just me random people?
Change it so it's in viz?
Oh, how do I do that?
Wait, in viz- it says invisible.
I think it will go invisible when I undo it.
Okay, um, okay, I still want some cool lights though.
Lights.
Do I just put, like, I don't know what to put for the light.
This is the wicket pole.
I'm pretty sure.
One of the dancing spots is too close to a couch, this one.
Is that better?
This can't be all the lights I got.
This can't be all the lights I got.
Brave stage lights.
I want like a...
Dang it.
Put floor lights and then change the live color to purple or pink.
Is it going to mess them up that there's lights on the stage though?
Music's too loud.
Okay, hold on.
Not bad.
Okay.
Click the poll real quick to see how big the hitbox is.
Yeah, that's good, right?
You could walk on these lights.
Yeah, so it should be fine, right?
I feel like they look ugly on the stage, though.
Maybe I just put them in the corners.
OK.
And then, and then I just have to change it.
I can make them smaller.
Wait, whoops.
Oh yeah.
But if I copy this one, it'll just be small.
Whoops.
Dang it.
They do each one by hand.
The things I do for my- the love of my life.
Okay.
Okay, beautiful!
Um, that looks good to me!
In the live mode, I change the colors.
Honestly, the rest of this place looks good to me.
We got the DJ booth.
I would like to have some sort of cake though, like somewhere on one of the tables.
Like that would be nice.
So this is a wedding cake, but...
This could be a birthday cake.
I'm gonna just put this on the table.
I'ma type in birthday.
Don't know, Lily!
When I first started playing the Sims, I was maybe 17.
I downloaded Wicked Wims and thought it was so silly.
A few months passed and my sister wanted to play the Sims, so I let her borrow my computer.
She ratted me out to my mom.
I'll never forget.
No, Lily!
Dang it!
Oh my God!
Dang it! Oh my god.
That freaking sucks. I'm sorry, Lily. I'm sorry that your freaking sister snitched on you.
W, Lily, for the good don't know, though. Thank you, Lily.
You got grounded so hard.
Okay, I'm gonna type in birthday cake, and then I just download a birthday cake.
Okay, what? Okay, not in lots, baby.
Dang, wait, that would have been kinda lit to have a party inside the birthday cake.
Okay, hold on, I'm gonna think of that.
Why are these all lame?
This one's nice.
This one's like a whole section.
Birthday cake.
Let's do that one.
That one's pretty.
Let's put it there for now.
Items removed.
Okay.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Girl, like can we why can't I can I not move it as a as one thing? Oh
I
Like the cake, but oh
Okay, no, it's fine
No, it's fine. No, it's fine. Let's see how much it saved.
Cause I don't think I did. Cause I don't think I saved it.
So, I don't think I did. Let's see.
Right.
No, it's totally fine now.
Yeah, I know, it's fine.
Okay, bitch, what the fuck you mean, okay?
The hell?
Okay, just making sure that I have that on still. Okay.
Now it's fine. It's totally fine. Totally fine. Totally fine. Not even worried about it even a little bit.
Okay, let's go to- yep.
Okay, well now I know exactly what I want and it's going to take me two seconds to
do this.
Watch how quick I'm going to do this.
Watch the speedrun.
Watch the speedrun.
Maybe it wasn't even this one.
Watch the speedrun.
Watch this.
Time me, time me.
me starting as soon as I download it now first order of business
Cast.beadymoveobjects.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Shit, I forgot where the trim was. Platform trim. Where was that at again? Where was that
out again. The porch.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's it.
That's it.
That one just won't fit in the corner, but I'll give it a damn anymore.
Okay, that's good. Okay.
Okay.
Is that enough room?
Is that enough room?
Do they have to be able to get in on both sides?
I got a chair.
Oops.
Did I sell out or did I just...
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
the
Okay.
Boom.
We did it.
We did it.
Okay.
Now I'm going to get a birthday cake without crashing it.
That was seven minutes.
Wow.
It only did me 10 seconds to do that.
Okay.
Okay.
I still have it as a wedding venue.
Shit.
How do I change that?
Change that.
Top left. Venue info.
Bar.
Sure.
Okay.
Cool.
I think we're pretty much good.
I think we're good to go. There was a nightclub option. Where's that? Oh, okay nightclub
Okay, boom
Okay
Nice, there's even up a little mode outside that's nice, okay
The sex ball isn't on the wall. Yes it is. I'm not a wall
maybe that's a wall okay all right I'm happy with this this looks good let me
get our birthday cake real quick
you get our birthday cake
I don't want that fucking bullshit one that crashed my whole shit.
Don't want that.
This is pretty.
Why do I need like a whole room?
I don't understand why I need a whole room for that.
Like what the hell even just happened?
Or even is the fucking cake?
Oh, was I on the wrong floor?
Oh, I wasn't.
That's not an actual cake.
OK, dang it.
OK, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to just use the cake that I got.
I don't care.
I'm going to just use the damn cake that I got.
I'm going to just use the cake that I got.
This one isn't going to do just fine.
Okay, so we got a cake, we got, um, do I have to cook food or can I just have it out?
No, I got to cook it, right?
Gatfood?
Okay, um, presents.
Okay, um, presents.
I don't know what they look like Christmas though.
There we go.
Some presents for my girl.
Okay.
You already know how we do it around here.
Okay.
Um...
I think we're good.
I need the YX under the pole. This is for the sex though.
Are you sure?
No.
Girl, I don't need that there.
Lot traits. What do I do with lot traits? What does that have? What does that do?
What does that even do? I already did. I got the nightclub. I already got it.
Okay, um, okay, balloons. Nice.
Ooh, and they light up. I like that. That's nice.
Okay.
Okay.
The pink ones are cute, too.
Okay, and look you want to see if the if the cheetah couches would be better in
here. Loki, yeah, Loki, yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
Okay.
Okay, lay it out, my bad.
What the fancy, ooh look, and I can do some of these fancy ones too.
Yeah, nice.
Nice.
That's the VIP section.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. And then I want like, this is like champagne.
for the VIP section yes you already know okay VIP section got champagne I missed
a table where over here? Wait table. Oh, that one. I'll to make it. No. Okay. Okay.
Right, Loki, I feel like the cake should be in the VIP section.
Like that makes sense, you know.
Yeah, this is where Dina is going to sit.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Traits influence the Sims mood. Okay, fine. We'll do casual nudity.
Convenial, what's that? Intimate. We'll do...
We'll do... hypersexual.
And then I can pick one more.
And I want like something fun. Party. Okay, so we got Convenial Hypersexual Party Place.
Okay. Boom. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in the room. Oh, and Cheetah Barstool's
You're so right about that
The X arrow need to face the couches oh for the dancing you're right
Yeah
Okay, there we go boom and then the cheetah bar
I'm going to do these ones.
Okay, boom.
Look at this big off fucking TV too.
Holy shit.
All right, I think please move the speakers. Oh these ones wait should I move them like just like randomly like
I'll put two behind the DJ booth I
Think it's good
Okay, I think we're good.
And then change the lights on stage, poles facing VIP.
Surely dark floors in the club, let's just see what the dark floors look like.
Let's just see what the dark floors look like.
Like is there like a dark tile?
Oh!
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Oh the dark is like two, no, I don't like that.
It makes fucks the lights up.
What's up here? Did I delete the floor up here?
What happened?
Oh, there is no up here. It's just...
It's just... Okay, there is no up here. Okay. Maybe there is no floor. Okay.
And then I'ma name it, I'ma name it Dina's birthday dash.
You think I should delete the TV because they're all going to watch it and then dim the lights,
but I do that in the um, get a working bar.
Is this not a working bar?
Should I do like that one instead?
It is, right?
Okay.
Okay.
No TV.
Okay, no TV because I feel like they have they they never know how to fucking act when there's a goddamn TV
They never know how to act when there's a goddamn TV one of the dance access to face the VIP to
Okay, boom
When a barrier rope for the VIP section
I feel like I saw I know I saw that wait
The velvet rope
It must be applied to a room, maybe this is a fucking- oh, gotta go down.
Wait, what?
Oh, it has to be like that, oh okay, yeah, that's too much.
It's a fence.
Yeah, I don't want to do all that, okay.
Make a picture of Dina, Massivama, how do I get a picture of her?
I can print it out from the phone?
We have a selfie.
Okay, hold on.
From our wedding, somewhere.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Let me go back.
Wait, go back, go back.
back. Do I go to build or visit?
Can't I just I'm gonna just visit on my own because I can't let
everybody know that we're here.
Was that my son that I just heard?
Okay, I was gonna say why the fuck did everybody come here
with me? Okay.
Okay, cool, the bartender's already here?
Ooh, I love, oh my god, that is con, that is con, I love that, I didn't realize that
was there, that's con.
Okay, yeah, this is good, this is fucking good.
We already got a DJ, like this shit is already fucking bumping, and she's con, and she's
con, okay, like this is already bumping.
Okay, so, okay, where do I go?
I go to my camera roll, camera, Sim Hub.
Where's the pictures that I have?
I have to do an inventory, okay.
Inventory, and then where?
Phone, destroy.
It's gone, are you, what do you mean it's gone?
There's a stack of pictures.
Oh, oh they're right there, yeah.
Okay it's right there, so what do I do with it?
No it's right there, I'm looking at it.
Click the number five.
Drag it to the wall.
Okay, oh wait, can I see the other ones?
Oh my God, there's so many cute ones.
And then do I have to just make them bigger?
And then do I go in a build mode to make them bigger?
Oh my God, this is T, okay.
Who the fuck, what is this gnome?
How did he even get there?
I got gnomed?
They fucking photobomb?
On my fucking wedding day?
Like fuck you.
Okay, I'm gonna make this one really big and then the other one small.
Yes, that's so cute.
Okay, so someone said I can add frames.
How do I add a frame?
I kind of like it like that, but where are the frames like these?
Click on a live okay at a frame.
No, that's that's chop. I don't like that. I like it without the frame.
Okay, how do I take the frame? Okay, I think it looks more kind of like that. I like that.
I like that.
That's just me though.
Okay, this is beautiful.
Aren't you divorced?
So no.
So not anymore.
So we're back together.
Actually, I don't know if we're married anymore.
And then, okay, so now I'm going to go back to normal and then, okay, now I have to dim
the lights in here.
Turn the lights off in this place.
I clicked auto lights.
Okay.
Set color and intensity.
All lights.
Okay, and then should I do for set color and intensity, purple, purple?
I kind of like the purple.
I want to do some different. So should I just do some of them different? Like is it gonna
make? Is it going to matter? Okay. Dang it!
Okay.
We did that one, didn't do it.
I knew it, didn't even do it.
I knew it didn't even do it. Just adding a little bit more of a different ambiance here.
Okay.
Okay. That looks good to me. That looks good to me. Okay. What about these ones though? Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna just put these ones on auto, I don't know.
Maybe I'll do this one on Crimson.
And then I'll do this one on...
I'll do this one on...
Hey!
Ray!
Bella Beaver with the raid!
Thank you!
Happy Colonoscopy, thank you so much!
Thank you, it went well, thank you.
I'm gonna do this one green.
Ooh, you see what, okay, you see how I'm cooking here?
Okay, hold on.
Wait, you see how I'm cooking here?
And then I'm gonna do this one orange.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You see how I'm cooking?
Okay, maybe the big picture doesn't match.
Yes, it does, it's perfect.
It's beautiful and it's everything that's amazing.
Oh, like the color of it?
Oh, shit, you're right.
Dang it.
Okay, well, how do they, what, Frick set filter?
Oh, that's going to be the filter of the picture.
Okay, whatever, I don't care.
Okay, this is good.
Saving.
All right, we're ready.
We're ready to have her fucking birthday.
Okay, it's 4.51 in the morning, so I'm going to go home.
I'm gonna put it on the calendar
Then it's her birthday today. Oh my god. Look at how nice this is look at this
We got a water feature you know they already knew I wanted a fucking water feature. They already knew
Can we go home?
Okay
Now I don't even you need to do a test run I already know that she's gonna work
It's your birthday. So I know you want to ride out
I'm thinking about chasing birds?
Everybody's happy, everyone's good, monkey's chilling, dinner's chilling, the cats are fed.
What is this plant?
Like right in the middle of my poor children can't even eat.
What's this freaking plant doing here?
Okay. Okay. Um, okay. So let me, boom. Okay. You know, it's Saturday at four in the morning.
Okay. So we have to, okay. So we, we're good. We got a day. We got a whole day. Okay. Uh, event,
Okay. Add an event. Do I add an event? Okay. Add an event. Sex party. Okay. Um, no, we're
just, we'll just, it'll just be a dance party. It'll just be a dance party. Okay. So, we
Let's do that, stance party.
Good heavens.
Oh, birthday party, what was that?
Oh my God, birthday party.
Okay, plan, I'm going, okay, the birthday sim is Dina.
And then the guests, okay, well, monkey can't come.
So Jude, okay.
Mateen, oh my God, no.
Young adult, am I a young adult?
How, young adult is like, well, how old is young adult?
These are all my friends, so they got, yeah.
They're like, in their early 20s, okay.
Okay, I'm inviting all the fine shit.
Okay, well, I gotta make some,
okay, we're not gonna invite any of my,
and especially, oh, don't even get me fucking started
on this bitch, forgot about him.
Okay, so I'm gonna just invite like all the baddies.
I like his braids.
She looks like fun.
Honestly, let me see.
Jay Huntington, honestly, Theo looks more fun than you,
so I'm gonna switch him off.
And then I think we're good, I think we're good.
Make sure everyone's an adult here.
Oh, she got a man.
Did I invite him?
I don't even think I know him.
Oh, that's fine. Okay.
Um, Caer, Mixologist. I don't even need one. They already have one there, right?
Invite yourself. Do I have to invite myself?
Oh, shit.
Wait, I'm not even here. No, I'm throwing the party.
I need a bartender. Okay, hire a bartender.
And then an entertainer.
Does entertainer mean the DJ too? No, I'm good. I'll DJ
I'll be good, right
Entertainer is dancers wait really
No, can I can only do one
Okay, location is going to be at what place are we what which one was it
Was it Windenburg?
Why is it not showing up?
Oh, Dina's birthday bash. There it is. Okay.
And it's going to start at around...
It's going to... Why can't I start? An event is already scheduled.
Okay, well then I'll start at 7. The hell?
Okay, I'm going to start at 7pm.
I think we're good. All right!
Oh, it's Anna's gonna be a full moon.
Oh shit. Wait, what's on the calendar for today?
Talk like a pirate day. Oh, my favorite holiday.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool. So I'm gonna kind of just like speedrun this day
honest and see what everybody else is up to. What's Dina doing?
Damn this nanny like fucking lives here at this point. Okay does he have enough
toys to like keep him busy? It looks like he does.
Yeah he's chilling. Look at all these toys he has in this room. He could paint, he
in color. What's that? Look, I'm gonna discover something. I'm gonna discover, look, oh my
god. I discovered something. Maybe he'll be the best artist in the world. Maybe he'll
look at the giraffe as well. I'm using my brain. I can put the fucking walls down because
I can't even fucking see.
Okay.
I'm just thinking I'm pondering.
Monkey is just pondering.
What's that?
Uh-oh. What, you're stuck?
Why's he stuck?
I think he's good.
Yeah, he's a fucking liar.
Oh, because he was supposed to climb up there.
Oh, I thought he was just going to look at it.
OK.
He's good.
Nice.
Yeah.
He doesn't have much of a relationship with Chai.
Let's change that.
Let's change that.
Get Chai over here.
Oh my god, she's really going to listen.
She's gonna go hang out with him.
She's gonna hang out with him!
I thought she was eating something stinky.
Okay, and now I'm going to pet Chai.
And then I'm going to babble to Chai, and then I'm going to pet Chai again.
Okay.
Look at that.
Oh, okay, careful.
That's cute.
Okay.
So, I'm good.
There's really not much- okay, it also- Dina doesn't even know that we're throwing her
party so that's the real that's the real fun part she doesn't even know like she
has no idea that I rented out this spot for her and I built it for her and like
all this okay I'm gonna watch TV okay let's just fucking speed around this day
okay what the fuck is she on the phone with tense hey Dean I would love to have
you who the fuck is this wolf gang munch anyone with the last name munch is
She's not talking to my fucking girl.
What's wrong?
She's, materialistic sims get a little tense if they haven't admired something they just
bought recently.
Okay.
Well, what did you just buy, girl?
Is there anything nice that she's bought recently that she wants to admire?
She needs to go shopping?
Take her shopping?
shopping. I don't know I could do that. On the phone. Birthday
fits. Oh my god, okay shopping. Purchase gifts. Game of
groans. Wait, this is all I, okay. Girl, I can't buy and
fucking close. Or should I just buy something anyway just to
buy something okay I'm gonna just buy something I'm a buy buy a tulip okay
does she feel better about that I don't know that necessarily made talk over
relationship fears oh girl here she goes she's so insecure oh my god I would
never cheat on you I mean I did one time but like so did you okay
So should I get her a new birthday fit girl, you know
Hey girl, okay, so let's get you a new birthday fit. Okay party
Party and party and party and but and but and party
Okay, let's see
Cuz girl it's your birthday, so you know we have to write out, okay, it's your birthday. You know you have to write out
Okay
Honestly none of these are tea I feel like we need to get something we need to download something for her
Girl like we can't have you on some bullshit on your birthday
Hold on let me see.
Easy old birthday.
Like what the fuck?
Okay.
This is all BS.
Okay I'm gonna have to um we're gonna have to download some shit. Hold on let's go.
Let's go get something.
OK.
OK, saving, exit, saving and exiting, saving and exiting.
The colonoscopy went great.
Went well. Okay.
I'm gonna see if they got anything on Curse Forge just because it's easier first.
Because it just goes right into it without me having to do much. So let's do that.
Oh, these are cute. Look at these little, look at these little cutty little heels.
Yes. Okay. How do I get that?
that. Reinstall. Oh, I already had that. Oh, I already had that. I have good taste.
Okay, discover.
Okay.
Man, just look through brows, see if there's anything good.
Okay.
Let's look at this person's stuff.
Goldfish things.
I feel like we've looked at this person's stuff before.
Okay, okay, hmm, I really don't know what vibe Dina's going to go for.
We have to just see what we have.
Whoa!
Oh, I thought it came with the fishnets under.
I was gonna say that'd be perfect for the dancers
Okay, I need something with a little more pizzazz. I need something with a little more pizzazz
And I feel like I'm gonna find the better stuff on Pinterest, huh?
Dude, the searches here is so busted
Nightclub like if I type like nothing's gonna come off that like makes it okay. Well nightclub outfit
See like don't work
Sexy nightclub outfit
That's just is chopped
Alright, let me go use the filters in the top right.
Oh, filter by game version.
Okay, let me see.
Patreon.
Pinterest.
Pinterest.
Pinterest, Sims 4 Club CC Clothes, okay, these are so much better, these are so much better,
okay.
So already immediately like this is tea, like this is tea as fuck, so like where do I get
to that. Like where do I get to that?
Tumblr.
Do I have to download the- the see-through dr-
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
I'm gonna figure this out. Okay.
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna figure this out. Okay.
One, two, three. Okay.
Everyday party formal outfit one dress.
Oh my god, it's so good.
Translucent dress, yes, I need that, download.
I need that, I need that, I need that.
Okay, and this one, outfit.
Alphabet one.
Top, bottoms.
I don't know, I'm just kind of like, I don't know, I'm just kind of like, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm just kind of clicking shit. I'm kind of scared. I don't know. I don't think this is the right.
Okay, I have to join this person's Patreon.
Okay, so I was bamboozled, I was bamboozled, okay, it's fine, but the dress I think is
free.
Okay, download.
Okay, I got the dress, yes, I got the dress.
Okay, I got the dress. Yes, I got the dress. I got the dress! Okay. Okay, I got the see-through dress, but the other outfit was a little too difficult. I honestly really like that. I think I'm probably just going to go with that, but...
Because it's sexy, it's fun, it's different. Oops. Where did I just put it? Okay.
It's sexy, it's fun, it's different.
Okay, really quickly make sure there's not, honestly, I'm fine with that one dress, like
I think I could just make do with that.
I think I could just make do with that, let's let me open up the game and see.
I think I could just make do with that.
What the hell?
Oh, I clicked the wrong thing.
Okay.
Do you want the Alster?
Y'all see, I'm not picky.
I find one alpha and that's all I need.
I already knew this is what I want for her.
Love you on Drew's podcast again.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for listening.
baby mama won't let me see the kids
I
Okay
Y'all keep saying it in the chat
Okay, Dina
Let me see, full body.
Well, why do you take these off?
Why does she have pants on still?
Why does she think it off? Those are her tights?
Oh, because I'm in winter? Oh, shit.
Dina, you outdid yourself again. Okay, hold on.
Okay, let me see. I want- I might want a different heel, though.
I might want a different heel and some different jewelry
So let's see what we got for shoes. I
Kind of what those little thin ones that I had
Yeah, I like these little guys I like these little guys
Yeah
Mm-hmm. Okay, and then birthday hair. Yeah, let's see what we got for hair. Oh
Shit, Dina. Okay, hold on
We'll do the hair CC too
Okay
This one always piss me off because it fucks up the eyelash birthday hair for Dina
I don't like the hair down. I thought that was kind of fun.
Y'all know I love this little- Y'all know I love this little bob on my Dina.
Y'all know I love this little bob on my Dina.
No.
Why should I like Bella Hadid? Because that's my wife.
Because that's my wife.
No bomb? Well, you think I should do long?
I don't like this one, really.
I
Let's see what we got for jewelry
About belt
Hmm.
Ah!
Oh, Nailstone.
Well, you better get your nailstone.
Ooh!
Oh, Nailstone?
Well, you better get your Nailstone.
Oh!
And your toes.
Nails and toes done!
We're all necklaces.
Why do I go up to up here?
here.
Okay.
I'm going to have like 10 of them on at once.
Okay.
Um.
Let me see what necklaces we got.
I know we got the VIV for sure.
We could do the VIV.
I feel like the VIV goes good with this too.
You can never go wrong with the Viv.
You can never go wrong with the Viv for the time.
OK.
And then let's see if we could do something
a little different with her makeup.
I feel like it already looks good, but we smoke out
the eye even a little bit more.
Smoked eye with the bleach brow.
Dina like, come on, they weren't even ready for this.
They were not ready for this.
They really weren't.
They really weren't. Let's see lip, too.
We might, maybe we could do,
let me see what we got for the lip.
All right.
Let me do it. Let me do CC lip.
Ah!
Okay. Ooh. Wait, hold on.
Ah!
A dark lip. I kind of like that.
Niso? Mr. Hi-to-do!
And then an arm cuff? Wait, was that even an option?
Was that even an option? Arm cuff? If I have it, I'll do it but I'm not gonna go
download it if I don't. Where was that at? I'm bracelet?
Oh my god, I did have an arm cuff.
Oh my goodness, Zon.
I freaking did, Zon.
I did have an arm cuff.
Opulence.
Oh, I could do different colors of the dress.
Wait, are you effing joking my ass?
Oh my god, the whole time there's an,
bitch!
The whole time, oh!
Oh my goodness.
Like girl, she don't give a damn
Okay, hold on the whole time there is different colors for the dress. I like the way
Does that look more
I like that one. I don't know if it's more like shiny. Oh my god. These are so much better. Oh
I
Think I like that one
Or should I put something underneath it so I'm not like the killer?
But you can't even see anything, it should be fine.
Or should I just put the corset under it?
Okay, with or without, okay, with the corset, without the corset?
With the corset, without the corset?
Lips out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like it. I like it. Okay, this is her party look officially
Officially, it's her birthday like it's her fucking birthday. She's got to wear the birthday suits like come on
Okay
Let's beat her on this day
Let's speed her on this day make sure everyone has a good day
Okay, why are they hanging out more than me and my girl are hanging out because I'm taking a fucking bath
Okay
Everyone's good
I'm just gonna let them do their thing today and let them like do what they want and see what happens
Like in their natural habitat just observe them in their natural habitat, okay, Dean is getting hungry
She's gonna go make some chicken tenders
I'm playing with my sign.
Okay, what's your fit for the party?
Oh my god, I didn't even freaking think about that.
What is my party outfit, honestly?
What is my party outfit?
I might save. Oh my god, you're so right.
Let me check mine real quick.
Let me see.
The Georgie album is out?
Oh my god, I can't wait to listen to it.
I cannot fucking wait to listen to it.
No spoilers?
Haha!
Okay, party.
Uh-uh, no.
I need to be a whore. I need to be a whore.
This is my girl's birthday. I need to be a fucking whore.
Well, I can't copy her, though.
So I have to...
Do I have to download another?
Wait, this is kind of tea! Wait, hold on!
Don't... Okay, first of all, why does this happen with the arm?
What is that?
Wait.
No, this is kind of tea as a body suit?
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
It's very like Roberto Cavalli.
It's very Cavalli.
Broken CC.
It's the tights.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Okay, hold on.
No!
How do I get the tights off?
Where is it at?
Accessories?
Oh my God, the broken CC made it that color.
Is that what happened? Wait, no. Okay, okay, go back
My god, did it?
I hopped the system
It was a glitch it looked so good
Wait, I can't get it back?
Yes.
Okay.
Dude, I don't even give a damn.
I don't give a damn.
Will it look like that in the game?
That looks so good.
I love that.
that. And then maybe I can just put some gloves on. Maybe I just put some gloves on. But wait,
does that mean that I have to wear these exact tights for it to work? Let's find out. Probably,
right? I don't. I don't have to wear tights in general.
Yes! Girl, I would wear this. I don't care. Fish Nets. Okay, that's a doing a little too
much I think yeah no I like because it's high-waist in it I yeah and then let me
get some gloves hold on let me get the gloves on okay the gloves might be okay
the gloves might be a little much you could still see my necrosis through it
but hold on
okay um
Okay, wait the lace one okay, it's just it's just some it's something
It's okay the gloves are a little are a mess the gloves are a little bit of a mess okay hold on
Hold on we're gonna make this work. We're gonna make this work
Bitch, okay now that fucks it up
Okay, so I can't there's certain things that just look even a bracelet even a simple bracelet. It fucks it up
Okay, how do I how do I get back to the damn gloves?
Okay
Should I do these ones?
No, the gray you could see, I have to do brown.
Try a jacket over it.
I don't even think that's going to work.
I think that's going to...
Okay, well...
Yeah.
Yeah. Can't do that.
Okay.
Um...
Skur. Okay, let's see if I can put a skur over it.
I don't know if I can, because I think it's a technically- isn't it a technically full body?
Nope.
Can't.
okay let's see what other shoes I have I feel like I'm probably gonna end up
with these but
I like the boots no fuck no no I feel like I need to do the boots I need the
boots I'll do the boots should I do the boots in brown too or keep the boots
It's black.
Or you can do a darker brown.
The dark brown.
OK.
Now let me get some glam going.
Let me get some glam going.
Let me get some glam going.
Where's the eyeshadows?
Okay, that's chopped as fuck.
Damn, how come it looks so good when Dina did it when I do it? I look chopped.
What the hell? Oh, I have to take these off, okay.
Okay.
Honestly, I feel like this just looks better.
What lashes do I have on?
Put a wig?
Okay.
Do I have any blush?
any blush? Yeah, that's like too much. Oh, that's pretty. I'll do that one. Okay.
The neverending midnight sun. Okay, do a wig for the party. Let's see what the CCs we got for hair.
And it has to match my fit though like it has to give with the fit
Why did I even ever download this one? Like what was I thinking with that?
Well, that just don't look good like that just does not look good
The bun is cute. Okay, the bun is cute. I'm kind of giving Dina, but it's cute
Me and her just matching her what?
I like the bun, dare I say.
Dare I say the bun?
Okay, but here's the question.
Do I do bleach blonde or do I do a dark brown?
Bleach blonde, dark brown.
Someone said red.
Let me see what the red looks like.
Oh, that's kind of fun.
The right could be kind of fun too.
Hmm.
The red is pretty fun.
I kind of like this in-between ginger red color that's kind of I like that actually I
think that is very cute fuck it why not okay okay yeah I like it okay we're
to do is verbarty. Okay, jewelry. I'm not even gonna eat any. Oh, oh, it changed my hair
color in every aspect. That's fine. That's fine. I'll have a little bit of red hair.
Now I don't even want a necklace
You and Dina be sharing the free ways you can oh
My god remind me to show you the wig that I got not the ones that I tried on on tiktok
Remind you when when we're done with this to show you the wig that I got
Gale monkey can talk more you're freaking kaya. All right
He could hug and hit others great
Okay, 145 p.m., speedrunning our day, Miso is tearing up the fucking furniture, what
else is new?
Okay, I'm taking a nap.
Uh, Monkey's getting quite the attention today, which I love for him.
Dina's just been talking to Monkey all day.
Girl, I'm sleeping, I'm with the hell-
Miso, okay, Miso is just crazy.
Gale Monkey is just a helpless toddler, caregivers and other sims will need to help care for him.
Girl, are we not doing enough with him?
Girl, he's fine.
I should potty train him though, huh?
Wanna unwind a bit with me?
Come here.
What do they mean by that?
Okay, so that's what they meant.
Okay, I didn't know if that's exactly what they meant by that or not.
Why does Dina keep her- her- oh never mind, she just took them off.
Jamal now is not the time actually what's good?
Ah that sucks you and Nina weren't meant for each other I could have fucking told you that
because you're gay sorry to hear it anyway I'm fucking my girl right now alright.
Why does he always be calling at the worst time?
NISO GET OUT OF HERE!
This is lore accurate.
This is literally lore-accurate, I would be having sex and Miso would start scratching
the fucking thing and I would have to yell at him naked, MISO DENOF!
That is probably lore-accurate.
Put your titties away from the baby!
Okay.
Okay, but maybe it isn't.
Okay.
So, I don't know.
Are we normalizing having monkey out in front of the monkey
in a way because nudity is natural?
Nudity is natural.
Like everyone's seen their mom naked.
Like you've all seen your mom naked before.
No?
What do you mean no?
Also is there a shower in his bedroom
or is that in the other room?
Okay, I don't understand.
Wait, is he stuck?
Monkey, how the hell did you even get over there monkey?
Gee, he's everything stuck!
How did he even get over there?
Okay, I have to fucking...
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Can I even pick him up over there?
Oh, I can't, I mean he's stuck.
Reset him.
Girl I did and he's still stuck there. What do I do?
Teleport it teleport him to Mars where?
Okay, I don't understand why we're just okay
Oh, she needs to go to the dresser? Oh, no, she didn't. Okay. Um, okay, so hold on.
Should I just what do I do?
Is he gonna be stuck in it? Oh, okay, perfect. Okay, it moved him. It moves him
Okay, so he shouldn't be able to get down there anymore
Miso! What are you biting? He's biting something right now as we speak. He's biting something.
Lore accurate Miso. Okay. Monkey is good. Dina is good. Where is she at?
Just not... that's how you know I beat that shit up. I beat that effing monkey up. Look
Look at her.
In the fucking hot tub.
Beat that monkey up.
OK.
I would like a ring.
I would like a ring.
OK, now he can go back to sleep and everyone's happy.
Oh, and Chai's going to sleep with him.
That's so cute.
Or no, is she just going to yell at him?
OK.
I thought you were going to sleep with him.
Chai, they're going to be nice.
Why is he sleeping for five seconds?
What the fuck is wrong with him?
You were just in the bed.
Like, yeah, of course you're crying, because you-
Oh, is he scared because it's raining?
Oh, super-
Yeah.
Like...
My god...
You just be doing whatever, okay.
I'll be doing what I want.
Uh, bunk down.
Oh, is that like- does it have to do with the- the, um...
Pirate Nation?
Uh, get 40 wigs.
That's funny, I like that.
Okay.
Okay, oh my god, it's the next day officially!
It's Sunday, it's Dean's birthday!
Do I have to blow out the candles with her before the party though so she's not pissed off?
You missed our party? No, it's on Sunday, girl, it's today!
Okay, I'mma make the cake with her.
Gale monkey is very- Oh, make sure to feed him before he gets taken away.
Hello? Is that not what I pay you to do?
Go, I think feed him. Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna just cheat his teeth.
Okay.
Okay.
Can everyone go the fuck to bed? Like, it's one in the fucking morning.
What are we doing?
Deena, you too. Like girl, she's tired. Like go to the fuck to bed. Sleep. Okay, she's sleeping
in the- why is she sleeping in the hot tub? Tense. Okay, just come fucking sleep.
Okay, we're good. Okay, and here come the damn baby. Like...
get up get up get up get up get up hurry I'm my girl's fucking birthday I'm my
girl girl if you don't get a fucking move on what am I doing why am I what
What am I doing? Am I scared because she's here?
Call the extreme forces police station. What does that even mean?
Don't pick up the fucking baby. Go do something about the burglar.
Girl! Beat her ass.
Beat her ass.
Get the fuck out of here Robin!
Fuck's wrong with you!
Yup!
Yup!
Yup!
Yup!
And stay out!
And stay out!
Look, and not even a scratch on my face!
Look at that, the burglar was successfully scared off.
Yeah, and your lot is safe and sound.
and sound. See ya Robin. You got some fucking nerve trying that on my girl's birthday. I
hope she still sleeps as she didn't even know. Is Zena still sleeping? Okay yeah, she's still
sleeping. Okay. Anyway, let's go back to sleep. Okay, monkey. Monkey go to sleep. Like everybody
to go to sleep.
I need some water to eat and chew it up.
What is that?
Stop it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Everybody sleep.
Okay.
We're good.
It's officially winter.
Woohoo.
Okay.
Six in the morning.
Okay.
Look.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Okay, look, I'm gonna have the cake ready for when Dina wakes up. Okay
Wait
Okay, okay
How do I make it is it just in cook
Where would it be a strawberry cake
Just any cake? Babe, you passed it. I did? Is it not like a special birthday cake?
I could just do strawberry cake? Any cake? Okay. I just have to add candles. Okay.
I want strawberry cake and then where do I get candles it'll it'll just I could just do it
Is this her mom
The Royal Envo who the fuck is this?
Marina Corsa who the hell is that?
The royal family?
Where is she even going?
It's a new event.
It's some new experience.
Okay, well...
Alright.
Hope she knows her way around.
Where's she trying to go?
She needs a drink.
Alright, I'm just gonna...
Okay.
What the fuck is she doing on my property, but...
So okay, so that's a...
So okay, remember the part where I clicked strawberry cake?
And then I made a BLT.
It's there?
It's right there.
My cake?
The cake is behind it.
Oh.
My God.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Wait, can I move it?
Happy birthday to you.
birthday wait cake must be in the center of the table okay why can't I move it
now oh my god oh he better not you motherfucker stop it hey he doesn't care
He doesn't even care!
Stop that!
Oh wait, I just, it was able to move it.
Oh, have a rest! Stop her!
Okay. Nobody told Dina that he did that.
Okay, she's uncomfortable, but hold on.
I'm gonna cheat her needs, because it's her birthday and she deserves to be happy.
Me so what is going on with you he's literally like he's being the killer right now in the
back like as we speak he's literally being the killer okay oh my god Dina's gonna come
downstairs and she's not even gonna know that there's a birthday cake waiting for watch
watch this. And then do I like sing happy birthday? What do I do? Can I wish her a happy
birthday girl? I can't wish her a happy birthday? Okay. Or should I, what do I do? Um, celebrate?
Or do I do her, do I do blow out the candles for her? Have her blow out the candles? Okay.
I'm going to sit, wait, hold on, first I'm going to get monkey.
First I'm going to get monkey.
I'm going to get monkey.
And then I'm going to go here with monkey.
Girl, no, I'm going to get monkey.
Okay, pick him up.
Okay, now go here.
Okay, she hasn't even seen her cake yet.
So that's good, she hasn't even seen it yet.
Okay.
The flea market is in town. Okay, great.
That's good, okay.
Okay, put monkey in there. I'm gonna give him some milk.
Okay.
Hey, well, girl, you gotta put him in the fucking pie chair!
Like, what are we doing?
Okay. Oh, am I going to get him right now?
Okay, then, stop calling my fucking phone, then I'm going to sit, okay, I'm okay, now
we got it, we got it, we're good.
Deena's coming down any second, yes, this is perfect!
Blow out candles. Make a wish. Okay, I'm just gonna make a wish. No. I already did it.
Oh, I blew out the candles. Okay, she didn't even see it. She didn't even see that.
Celebrate or blow out candles?
And then I can just age us back down.
So that's it, like the fuck?
Yes!
Woohoo!
Okay.
Woohoo!
Okay.
So we're good.
We're good.
We're not grannies.
We're adults.
We were young adults before and now we're just normal adults.
We look just as good.
And Misa just ran out the front.
Look, Rannies! We're adults! We were young adults before, and now we're just normal adults.
We look just as good.
And Miso just ran out the front.
And now we're good. And we're good.
Oh, and Miso and Chai! Look at Miso and Chai!
Having a little hangout. Who the fuck is this?
Why is Tray at my fucking door? Who is this?
Hello?
Who is this?
I don't even know why he's here.
Okay, we save again.
Okay, party starts in just a few hours. We can do this y'all. It's gonna be the best party ever
Nina Nina wants to come over no Nina. I'll see you at the party later. Oh
Oh, can somebody- Hello?
I know this fucking bitch is not just sitting here while monkey cries and has a snot bubble.
Oh, it wasn't a snot bubble, it was a tear.
Oh, he wants his preferred mom.
Okay.
I'll remember that.
I could skull the babysitter. Yeah, I actually will. Okay, well, how? It's not giving me
option and she just looking at me like I'm crazy mean I could just yell at her
but it's not gonna do anything then she's gonna be mean to my son for no
reason send him a daycare this guy just
helped himself fire her and they get a
new one all right yeah you're done yep
sorry all right cool see yeah all right
she seemed to take that pretty well so
So now I have to hire a new one.
Um, okay.
How do I get someone else?
Hire a service.
Nanny. Boom.
New nanny.
The fuck is simple. Don't worry about what I got on my phone, okay?
Look at this little happy family. Your nanny will arrive at 3.07 p.m. Okay, let's see who it is.
My new nannies be here any second.
Okay, they said they were gonna be here at 3.07, it's 3.20.
Alright, do they all wear that outfit?
Is it bitches? It's just her with a different haircut. Who is it?
Okay, let me uh, what's her name do I get to know her name or like or what?
What's what's her name?
Sophie no, that's a different person
Okay, Sophie, see what you got.
Now you're gonna get sick.
Now you're gonna get sick.
Now you're gonna get sick.
Oh, and he's stankin' too.
Okay, let's see, so the nanny should be immediately changing his diaper.
What is she doing?
Chai, what's wrong?
What's wrong, Chai?
What is this bitch doing?
Okay, there she goes.
What's wrong, Chai?
What is this bitch doing?
Okay, there she goes.
Are they hungry?
Maybe Chai's just bored.
Chiii!
Chiii!
Where'd Chica go? I called her over.
Alright, can you change my effing sons'-
Why is he thinking about champagne?!
The litter box?
What about it? Is it stinky?
No, it's perfectly fine.
Where's Chai?
Chai!
Why are you sleeping outside?
Okay, Dina's birthday bash starts in one hour!
Okay, let's go with Dina.
Let's go!
Okay, this is what we've all been waiting for.
Dina's effing birthday party.
Okay, let's change into our party fit.
Yes!
Okay.
Wait, Dina!
Stop running.
Okay, who the fu- what are these like- okay, a doll, I was gonna say.
Okay girl, cause y'all are invited to the party, so.
Oh my god, look at me walking with that pep in my effing step.
Wasting no time to get a drink.
Okay y'all, the party starts in an hour, so.
Is there anything I need to do?
Why is there a ghost?
You know what, fuck it, you fuck it, he could peek a stack, that's fine with me.
Is everyone going to leave when the party starts though?
Okay, yes, let's start.
Oh no, they say, well this is kind of nice.
Okay so who's going to be the first one to test out the pool?
Me? Okay, fine.
I made a new dancing. Okay, let me just do pole dance.
Uh, can I do sensual butt sway?
Get dancers on the phone? Okay, where do I do that at?
Entertainment? Who do I call?
Who do I call?
Simhub?
For all the next pages of strip, I don't have the strip club though because I don't have the thing.
I don't think I can. That felt good. I got enough experience for the both of us.
Uh...WOOOOO!
YEAAAHHH!
Dina, are you loving this girl?
Also, where's the people I invited?
Like are any of the people I invited here yet?
Because I'm not seeing anyone.
Where are the people I invited?
To the party.
They're always slow as hell to show up.
Okay, I hope so.
Well the shit is kind of lit though.
Dina is now a DJ. Oh Dina, good for you. That's my girl. Oh my god, wait! Look at me go!
I'm killing it. Wait, why are there ten different speakers on? Okay, hold on.
Oh, okay, why are these all okay?
I want hip hop.
Are they all playing different things?
Oh my god, this is awful.
Okay, someone needs to DJ.
somebody DJ higher staff higher a DJ headliner okay there we go
okay here they fall okay finally everybody fucking showing up damn wait
who's having sex Brent Hecker and in Parker Brady are having sex where I'm
scared who's calling me I thought you'd want to know your enemy Monique Baldwin
passed away oh I don't even know who that is the sex wall baby the sex walls
right here nobody having sex on the sex wall did Dina just leave what do you
mean she does she left no she didn't it were she
Oh. Oh.
So that's where they were having sex. Okay.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what, fuck it, let's make this party, let's make this party go up a little craziness.
Okay, hold on.
I
My god!
Oh no.
Is she the one for sure?
Oh, sorry.
You're welcome.
Okay.
You're welcome.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm gonna say this for you.
You're welcome.
So, what's up?
This is good.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm good.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
So, I'm good.
You're welcome.
So, how are you doing?
What's up?
I'm good.
Hey! Y'all having fun or what?
Y'all having fun or what?
Okay, I'm gonna have to, okay, I'm gonna have the DJ before the, I'm gonna have the DJ for the fucking um...
Okay, enough, enough.
Girl, come up.
Okay.
Where'd I go? Oh, I'm at the bar naked. Okay. Fuck it. Let's play, uh, play some house music.
Why is there like four people here? Why is everyone going over here?
What the fuck?
Y'all, the party is not over. I knew I should have deleted this area. I knew I should have deleted this area.
And everybody's fake as fuck I invited okay here here they go okay like y'all finally look but hey
I only need me and my girl to have a good time I
Could still delete I could delete it right now look at everybody out here like what the fuck come inside
How do I just delete the whole thing?
Or just drag it?
Wait, how?
Can I not do that anymore?
Move up.
Nice. Okay.
The menu is still incomplete. No, it's perfect. What are you talking about?
Anyway, make a group? Okay. How do I do that?
The upstairs?
Why can't oh my god
The gunshots. Perfect. Okay, so how do I get everybody to go inside? Okay, the party
might be over. Any bathrooms? Maybe there is one. There's one right here. There's a
There's a toilet right here. Right there is a toilet. Click SIM and Actions and then group.
Okay, so I can click any SIM. Actions. Form group. Okay, amazing.
Okay, there's only like a certain amount of group, okay, and then I guess I'll make another
group.
Wait, okay, wait, they're part of a group.
So they're all part of a group.
I don't know, wait.
Go here together as a group.
Wait, am I even, is Dina even in the group?
I can't even know who's in the fucking group.
Oh my god, okay.
Okay, hold on.
How do I do the group?
How do I do the group?
Actions?
Maybe there is no group.
I'm going to move them from the group.
actions. Okay, we'll move. And then I'm going to add Dina to the group. Yes. Okay, so then as Dina,
I'm going to make everyone dance as a group.
should I just tell them to go here together oh my god okay amazing dance
together yes everyone come here y'all yeah I'm talking about someone come on
Somebody try the pole. Dina, come on, it's your birthday girl. You gotta try the pole.
Come on girl. It's your birthday. Everyone better be jumping.
Damn Dina!
Yes girl! Wait, is this the DJ? Who's this?
The DJ still never came. Can you believe that?
I mean, it's her birthday. Fuck it. It's her birthday.
It's her birthday.
OH MY GOD! She's- What the hell, Dina? You didn't tell me you knew how to do all that!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, she's great.
She's like really good.
Okay, everyone's having fun over here.
that's good and then call over I'm gonna call call over
over okay she pregnant but no big I don't
know well I just hope that she's not
drinking if so Dean is hungry yeah she
is let me make
Hold on one second here.
Can I cheat her?
Okay so I think I gotta wait till she's off the pole.
Okay well this seems to be, this seems to be a good party so.
Okay I'm gonna go over here.
Wicked. Should we get wicked?
Random?
What?
Why am I not an option?
Is it because she's on the bowl?
She's just having so much fun. She doesn't even want to stop
Okay, let me get this girl some dang food
Okay wicked
Is it because I'm DJing
Okay, let me see, let me let someone else take the reigns.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This bitch is asleep.
Oh my god. What the hell? Okay, she's up again.
Okay. Um, did no one else get the vibe that this was a naked party? Maybe I should have made it a sex party.
party it's not too late oh my god this is kind of lit you still can
Change the lock trait to nudist.
I think it's going to work.
Casual nudity.
I don't know if that's gonna work.
Alright y'all!
You know, it's almost 4 am. The party's probably gonna end any second now. Like, it's getting late.
And honestly, I think that this was a success.
I really do.
I really do.
It's literally just a damn shame.
It's literally a damn shame.
No because we can do it in the bed click your heart icon there
because we're not in the bed
Oh!
Trimble!
Dang it!
But it's still at work!
Oh
Oh
So the party's okay, so yeah, I'll see y'all
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna catch y'all later
I'm gonna catch y'all later
Okay, enough of that cancel that immediately, okay
Cancel that if you- where you're done. You're- you're fucking done.
Very confident. Feeling very confident after that.
So did y'all have fun or what?
Y'all can like come back in like y'all don't have to be like that.
Yeah come on! I know her freak ass. The furry the first one back in that's what the fuck I'm talking about.
Yeah come on y'all didn't have to leave like we're chilling.
Come on, y'all come back!
Yeah, just start the party back up!
Party never ends.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Wow, okay, well, that was definitely some party.
That was definitely some party.
Um.
Huh.
And now we're just back to normal, I feel like shit didn't just, okay, that's fine.
This was a fun party.
This really was a fun party.
Check on Monkey, he's good, he's got his nanny, he's chilling.
So my DJ never showed up. So what the fuck is that about?
My DJ never showed up.
I paid 250 motherfuckers never showed up.
Actually, let's see. Let's see how long it takes him to show up. Let's see if the motherfucker ever shows up.
I did hire one. I did.
He died, his ghost was there.
Got the dates wrong, I guess.
He's dead?
He was the ghost?
No, I did after.
I clicked here and then I clicked higher staff and I clicked higher DJ headliner.
Look at me and my girl.
Okay, so should we like have a serious conversation?
Should we like talk like should we just have a serious conversation?
Wait am I near or no okay.
Dina.
Are we together or not?
I'm gonna give her a romantic gift. Okay, none of these are romantic
Okay, none of these are romantic at all, so I'm probably not gonna give her any of those
I
Bobby it's a bit though. What's the hip in a hoppy? I'm evan a
She's not dope. Is that me when my voice gets so deep?
Okay
Can I ask her like to be my wife or what like what is confess sheeting girl?
I just sucked your cock in front of everybody. What do we talk? Oh
Serenade oh look look look
Because she don't even know that I could sing anymore
This look like it's kind of giving her the egg, but I think she likes it
Why would I be the one standing up I
Think she liked it
Okay, she dead. Okay, so I can't ask her nothing choose relationship
Emily feels too guilty about her infidelity and wants to with who
With who
Pregnant who's pregnant
Check your relationships.
How do I do that again?
Or isn't it like down here or something?
Okay, it just says that, it just says that.
Should I just be honest?
I'm just telling her this at 9 in the morning after her birthday, she's kind of crazy.
Why where'd it go?
She's gonna be so pissed
Okay, you might want to get the fuck out of here
All right, Dina, I need to tell you something
Okay, I don't think that big soul is on the fucking radio
Wait, it just went away. Did it just go away? Oh, she fucking hates me now. Oh, great!
Okay, she's still feeling good though, so I'm-
Okay, so, okay, so how do I- how do I make her be friends with me again?
I'm gonna brighten her day.
I'm going to... I'm just going to give her a hug.
Okay, she doesn't seem to be... okay.
And then I'm going to give her a kiss, and then I'm going to describe aesthetics, and then I'm going to...
Let's see, she's still... is she still going to kiss me?
Aww!
Aww, okay, will she give me a hug?
She's still okay with being lovey-dovey with me. I'm gonna tell her a story
I'm gonna mentor act her
We're just gonna we're just gonna run through every goddamn thing
Okay, boom nice
Okay, we're getting back to it, okay, and then I'm gonna
I'm gonna infuse about singing, I'm going to tell her a funny story, I'm gonna goof around,
I'm gonna smooth apology, I'm gonna...
Okay.
Run those up?
Yeah, sure, like acting, sure.
Okay, nice.
Oh, okay. We're done talking, I guess.
Bitch, fuck you.
Okay.
Alright, so...
But we're still- we're still together, though.
We're still together, though.
Thank you, hippie pox, with a thousand bits.
Thank you.
You can make sims not cheap by going into cast settings
and changing it from exploring relationships.
Okay, maybe I should just fucking do that.
Okay.
I should just do that.
Okay, where do I go?
My kid isn't happy? Wait, you can see on the thing?
Okay, where do I go?
Top left.
Edit relationships.
Household member.
Damn.
It's saying cannot edit pre-existing sims. Do I not have the thing like the full edit on?
Do I- Is that why? Am I not at the right thing?
Oh.
Okay, cast, let it mode, okay boom.
Now let's do it.
Okay.
Printable!
printable!
okay there we go
edit relationships
spouse
or partner
I'll do partner
that's my partner and then
romantic boundaries
where would it be?
would it be in preferences?
where the fuck is preferences?
I didn't click the check mark.
Okay, so it'd be in the boundaries. Okay, this infuse jealous. No. No. No. No.
Okay, and then Dina
So just make her not jealous about everything basically
Make her a loyal trait instead of materialistic.
Saruchima!
Yunazoi Tabashish Shinpo Falaru.
Okay.
No remove loyal, really?
Okay fine.
Then I'll do romantic, ambitious, and cheerful.
Okay that's already irritating me.
And we'll do, we'll do, um, noncommittal?
No.
Let's do, um, outgoing?
Sure.
Okay, minor goofball, cheerful, and mine is loyal.
Well, mine always was that, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep that.
Also May, May voice always has to eat, but you know, I'm not mad about it.
I'm not mad about it though.
Okay, the okay is killing me.
All right.
Yo, monkey is happy.
Who was saying he was not?
He's happy as a freaking clam.
He's the happiest little boy ever.
Look at him.
So happy.
So happy. Okay. Boom. And then I'm getting hungry, so I'm going to order something and then I'm going to play something else.
He was sad for hours. Really?
Also, oh my God, I have like a, I'll show you when I make the camera big in a second. I have a freaking, I have a freaking, um, what's it called, like, under the skin pimple right here.
Right here. Look at how red it is. Oh my god, it hurts so bad.
But it's- that shit is gnarly.
Those be hurting, though.
Oh, the wig. Oh my god. Okay.
Dude, I gotta stop. I gotta stop buying these fucking wigs. I gotta stop buying these wigs. Okay.
I think I should make this one work, too.
Okay, so remember how I said I wanted to get a Ray Bob?
I wanted a Ray Bob?
And I really hope Vic, well I know Vic is probably watching, but Vic, if you're watching,
I'm apologizing in advance.
watching, okay. So I saw this one on TikTok and again the ad it looked really
good I said oh my god okay perfect great okay actually I'm gonna deactivate the
camera and then come back
I would like a ring, I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring on my wedding
Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me see. Okay, let's see. Lord Farquaad, do they do refunds or Rachel
Keen? I am so sorry she would even mention your name around this week. No, it's French.
It's it's French guys. Okay, so
Okay, wait, okay, it goes this way. I can't even tell I'm like confused by looking at it
Okay, so the girl the video she had like I think I think if it could be cute if I like do a little swoop
If I cut a little swoop
If I cut a little swoop, why can I not even like
The fire this part I'm like, okay me I cut okay, um
Show them the back of the head, okay, me and Christina, because I tried this one on yesterday
and I filmed it for the Patreon.
Okay, let me show you the side of the back.
Lord have mercy.
Full 360 shore.
I don't know, I still, I still feel like, oh.
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Girl, what happened in a-
Where's the lace?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Like what?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay, I think okay
Guys you're just gonna have to trust me on this. I feel like if I like really I
Don't know I don't know I gotta find the okay. I need to see the video
Of the girl that convinced me to get this wig
Okay, yeah, because like something ain't right. Okay. We see if I could find the video
Okay, I know what you guys are thinking, this has to be the...
I think this is the one I originally saw. I'm like this is
First of all look at me right now
And then look at this like I'm like, okay, that's so cute
She like curled it a little but I feel like maybe if I style it like that
She curled it a little bit and she tucked it behind the ear
Okay, I think and it's human hair. It's human hair. It's human hair. So I'm gonna I'm gonna style it
Listen, I'm gonna style it
I'm gonna style it I'm gonna do my glam and I'm gonna come back and y'all are gonna be sick and
By sick, I mean you're gonna be disgusted
No, but I really think I could do something about also the cap part of it is fucking huge like
Who's big off fucking head like and that's what makes it like more annoying because the cap is just so big
So I feel like to literally pull it over my ears for it to even like fit my bowl head
It's like it just don't fit it's just too big like the
The wig itself like if I pull it all the way down for it to like fit on my head
It's literally like completely over my ears
And then if I pull it back then it gets a little lumpy
Okay, but then also too I'm like girl how were you able to
Like bitch I thought this was a full lace I
Thought this was a full lace, so now I can't even tuck it behind the ear
Because it's not.
She left out a look. She did. She probably left out a piece of her actual hair.
Fuck. That's smart.
Because the whole cuteness of it is tucking it behind the ear on this side and then on
this side doing like a little, a little swoop-de-do, and then a little, a little something, and
a little, and a little, but then I can't do that.
I can't do that if...
Oh, the chat broke on the screen.
What the hell?
Oh, there we go.
I got scammed.
I got scammed.
But obviously, I'm gonna see if I can do something with it.
Let me see if I can do something with it.
How much was it?
It's like 80 bucks.
It's a human hair wig.
I mean, for a human hair wig, that's not bad,
because it's like barely any hair.
But it's human hair.
I could do and swoop it and straighten it and curl it.
It shed all over you.
Oh my god, dude.
Yeah, with that lace, though, you're right.
It should have at least a lace.
Maybe I can send it back. I wonder if I can send it back.
I think she did leave a little piece of her hair out. Let me see.
I'm going to see when she shows the other side.
She did.
They fucking played.
They fucking play with this fucking wig.
They playing...
They're really dirty.
It's okay guys, I'll be okay.
Okay, I'll see if I can return it.
Dang it!
Oh my god, dude, literally, you're shitting all over me.
Fuck.
And then I still- I still am going to-
No, that is not the Valentine's Day party wig.
Oh my god, y'all have not even seen the Valentine's Day party wig,
and I'm not gonna show you that until the day of.
Um, stream piss in the wind with the five gifted!
Oh my god, Joji dropped, Joji dropped!
This is me, this is me right now, the fucking Paul Revere on his-
Joji drop joji drop
Yeah, um, it's so good. Okay. I'm gonna have to listen listening party. Should we just do it right now? Okay. This should probably gonna get muted
We have to I
Actually, I'm going to a listening party for it
Okay
Shai baby with the five gifted. Thank you shy
Okay, we already know we already know pixelated kisses, but we'll listen to it for the people who haven't heard it
Flash warning
Are you really down?
Ok, I'll go make it so the flash is a little much.
That's a fuzz up my eyelash if I can feel it.
Okay, but that one we already know so let's see.
Okay, the songs are all so short.
Not all of them.
This one's called Cigarette.
I'm not crazy about this one.
Deanna Moore with the 5.
Thank you Deanna Moore with the 5.
I like that part.
I like that part.
I don't, I don't hate it.
I know I know I'm gonna like more.
Otherwise, more.
Okay.
Wait, was this one out already or no?
Oh, yeah.
This was good.
It's a banger.
Yeah, this is a banger.
I like this one a lot.
This one's my favorite, probably, out of the ones that I've heard, and it only gets better.
I like that one, too.
I've been living here my love has changed too much
And I cannot believe no more
For you to be free
You've only been born so well
And I'm ready
You're ready
For the love of this love
I'm obsessed, you're not sure
If I'm all yours, will you not pay for my human?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh yeah, here we go.
I
Talk about her Chick-fil-a
Today's my today's my day man today's my cheat day. I don't give a damn. I don't give a damn
I didn't need for 24 hours. I don't even eat. I don't need I didn't eat for 24 hours, bro
Chick- Chick-fil-a sound- BOSS right now, I'm sorry.
I haven't had Chick-fil-a in a minute.
It's closed, girl.
Stay safe, mine isn't.
Mm-mm, mine isn't.
You be safe though. Okay.
Okay. Okay. And then I'm going to need a, unfortunately I think I'm going to need a milkshake too.
Unfortunately, I think I'm going to need a milkshake too.
I'm going to need 55 burgers and 55 fries, I think.
I am going to need 55 burgers and 55 fries.
OK.
OK.
Okay, let me get the make sure I don't forget the sauce don't forget the sauce guys you better not forget my dang sauce
And I eat that Chick-fil-A sauce, please
Okay
My stomach about to be BUSTING after this, but I don't even care!
Okay.
Oops.
I know the doctors are eating right now.
They said I can eat anything as long as it's not that spicy.
Where's Gracie at?
That's not our policy.
We'll go check it.
Okay.
I
Like it, okay
I like this and don't forget a side of fried rat ankles to yeah
I
Someone said I just relapsed yesterday looking for advice to keep going without feeling a shame. Hey
So variety is not linear healing is not linear
Anything in that sense is not linear always so it's okay
Okay, you got this
You got this
Relapse is a part of recovery
YEEET!
Don't tell him!
Something about some can't get out of my head
Can't get out of my head
And when you do come back in
May your forehead touch the ground
Again and again
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
When the people down yeah, this is top five top three there I say
Okay, dickily.
Oh, do you know I love you?
Oh, do you know I love you?
Oh!
Oh
Yeah
Okay, yeah, oh
Okay
Sorry I'm speedrunning, I just need to hear a little bit before I actually listen to all
of them tomorrow on my own.
I must be looking through the sky, little empty.
I'm stressing.
I was from out of town, baby.
You guessed it.
You guessed it.
Don't let the door hit you wrong when you exit.
Move it.
Where are you at?
Oh, and they switched it to a yeetbie.
Hold on.
Oh
Okay
What are you talking about?
What?
What?
What?
What?
When you get into that studio, girl, sooner than you think, hopefully.
Okay.
Slow back, man.
Oh, he's- he's singing royalty, he's singing royalty.
Oh, he made it higher.
Is it going even higher?
No, okay.
Sorry, I'm going so fast.
Oh, I like this.
I like this beat.
Yup!
Yup!
This is Furman-Ampi!
HAHAHAHA!
Okay!
Yeah, that should do it, okay, horses to water.
Never lead one.
Now what's this saying?
You can't lead a horse to water, or you can, but you can't make a tree.
Sorry, that's fucked up, okay.
Never do it, don't leave the horse in the water.
Fuck a check.
Yeah, fuck it up.
Just let him die, dude.
I freaking see the city, they don't really fire.
Brace me up, and raise me up.
If they mess me up, I'll put some skills.
I'm in the cut, trouble is.
Ooh, true religion, in the cut.
OK.
I'm in the cut, trouble is.
OK, strange home.
Strange home.
Ooh, yup.
It's all I think about it's easy.
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
you
you
you
you
you
I liked this one.
I liked, I feel like I like tarmac.
I like, I like pass won't leave my bed too, that one's already out though.
I like can't see shit in the club, I really like this one, this was the lit one.
I like don't eat the downtown Oliver one, I like the Dior one too.
And there was other ones that I liked but I have to like remember start remembering them.
So good though.
Higgs the lady kisses Gioppi Gioppi insane!
My food is almost here.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
why did I just open tiktok and my recommended search is Vanella Mace Pregnancy Hospital.
So why is it I was in the hospital?
Or cause I got a fucking belly that hangs over my fucking...
Loan Haas
Okay, I got a little fucking loan Haas, huh, which one is it?
Dang a girl can't have no belly no more fuck
That's what he is fuck oh
My god, I'm pregnant with all of you guys like what do you offer me? Oh
My god, I also saw a video and it was like vanilla said she didn't know that
Um, baby no money song was coming out, but she's in it. I was like, I'm in it. Where?
and
They played a clip from them
Hey
Stop being me
And I was like what the what are you talking about? I was like is the is me in it in the room with us
Unless they like put a clip of me did they put a clip of me in it or something? I
I don't think I'm in it.
I was so confused.
So I don't know.
What's the food here? I'm hungry.
Right now. We'll have to pee.
I'm going to be here in a second.
If I love you, please.
Would you love me more?
Me singing it like Cher.
I'm upset.
Like that do not sound like Cher.
That's just Shakira.
Like I do the Shakira voice for everything.
It's Cher.
I'm Cher.
If I love you.
Why did this message, the Lou Reed's guy just messaged me, good night.
Good night.
Okay, did he put it at the door?
Oh, he said, good night.
Good night, bye, your life.
Okay.
Did you put it at the door?
Thank you.
I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna write thank you.
Did you leave it at the door?
Oh, he didn't bring it up yet.
He was just saying good night, just to say it.
No, he's saying having a good night,
because yeah, your food.
Oh, shit.
No, but he, no, and then, okay, well, I realized,
because you know how Uber Eats, it'll auto translate it,
and I clicked, he wrote Bueno Snowchase.
And I feel like in Spanish, it's more common to say that
as more of a hello than a good night, you know what I mean?
Like, like, does that make sense?
Like, it's more of a greeting than like, goodnight.
Yeah.
So...
That's what it is.
Did you see the video of the door dasher scratching her minge before delivering the food?
Okay, me as fuck if I did door dasher.
Okay, no, I did not.
She was on the camera scratching her minge.
On camera scratching her minge. Her ginger minge. Excuse me.
What the hell? I mean as long as she doesn't touch in the food, like whatever bruh.
Cause you don't know because bitch the part that the bitch at Chick-fil-A that could have made your fucking spicy deluxe could have been scratching her minge too.
Like you don't know. You don't know what they do back there.
A lot of girl live like...
And was.
Like you just don't know.
Okay, now I'm going to pee because the food's going to be here by the time I'm done peeing.
Be a wee.
you
you
you
I saw here yet.
If I love you, yes.
I got Chick-fil-A because I didn't eat for 24 hours.
My colonoscopy, I'm fucking hot.
No, it's not colonel.
Actually, it's been really hot for the past few days.
It's been really hot for the past few days.
So very nice.
Um, I still feel like I have fucking wig hair on me, but it's been like 80 for the past
few days.
I don't know.
And then it's going to get cold again next week, and then it's going to get cold again.
I
Made jig in
There's lady look at lady
Hang on, will you?
You want some chicken? You want some chicken? You want some chicken? You want some chicken?
Oh, okay, a little dramatic. Um, no, I didn't have to fart after the colonoscopy. I didn't have to fart after.
I didn't have to fart after.
So yeah.
It, uh, it wasn't that bad because I didn't have to farm.
Hope the colon is still colonning.
Yeah, I think it is.
I would hope so.
I would hope so.
I'm tired.
I'm hungry.
And once I get this food in my system, I'm gonna be like, whew!
I said, I want Girl Scout cookies, girl.
Speaking of Girl Scout cookies, there's this cute, adorable little girl on TikTok that
I saw, and she's like the sweetest little thing, and she's selling Pim.
You already know, Pim.
And Beth, believe I ordered six boxes off of Pim.
And you better believe I ordered six boxes off of Pim.
I got two of the gluten-free ones because there's like a toffee gluten-free one.
I figured that me and Bill would get dried out one.
And then I got two samosas, obviously, because those are the best ones.
And then a thin mint, and then I tried the new flavor, too, the new flavor, which I forget
what it was called.
I wanted to try it.
Adventurefuls, yeah, that's what they were called.
Who was Pim?
This cute little girl on TikTok that's selling Girl Scout cookies.
She's so cute.
Only one Finman.
Hey, I can't do too much.
I can't do too much.
Or Explore Mores, that's what they were.
No, no, no, maybe it was Explore Mores.
I don't know.
It was something like that.
Something about adventure or exploring.
But it's a new flavor.
It was a new one and had like almond something in it like almond marshmallow something. I don't remember. It is explore more
Yeah, I think it was that one
Yet then means gotta go in the freezer. That's mandatory
That's mandatory
Me so
Hello
All right, if they still want.
Oh, mister, you almost fell.
Be careful, my little son.
Do you have alphats for me, so-and-lady?
No, they hate wearing clothes.
They hate wearing clothes.
Your new episode would drew funny AF.
Thank you.
I hope you liked it.
If you want to listen to the episode with me and Drew, you could listen.
It's a Spotify exclusive though, but the videos, it's like video as well.
I can't get a lot of red my noses right here and f'ing hurts and hurts and hurts.
But it was so much fun.
Afallolo.
Afallolo, too, Afallolo, yeah.
Pimple, you know what is a pimple.
Wait, so Spotify, what happened with Spotify?
Cause I remember hearing something about,
like they had an ice ad or something.
Can someone explain what happened with that?
Yes, not anymore though.
Like an ad on like the free, like, they did worse than that.
Because that's why a lot of people were mad with Spotify.
Like recruiting ads?
Like on like the, like, you know how it's like the membership where you play, it was
like on the membership where you get the ads played?
Fishin' bout to go back to Pandora, bout to go back to damn Pandora.
Um, yeah, but a lot of it's so fucked how many, um, how many platforms like run these
ads.
It is so, it is really fucked.
It's crazy.
Pandora ain't shit either.
The girl is kidding about Pandora.
I didn't even know that was still even a thing.
I don't know about the lime one.
Fuck.
The chapel skinner.
saw the fucking chapel like Fortnite trailer that she was so good it was so
good
title is worth I have title actually you know why I should just switch because I
have title on my my DJ board that's what it uses title so I have a
subscription anyway so what I should just fucking switch over to that
Oh, that one's found too.
Wait, did the guy message me?
Oh, it's here.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay.
It's here!
Shhh.
Oh shit.
Oh, my gosh, there's a trip down the lady's pickle.
Ohdamn.
Shhh.
Oh.
Shhh.
Oh my gosh.
Shhh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh shucks.
Oh, my gosh.
Shucks.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Shucks.
Shucks.
Oh my gosh.
Shucks.
Oh my gosh.
Shucks.
Oh my gosh.
Who's a shucks?
Woo!
Almost tripped on ladies pickle.
You heard that bag crunching?
I put in the microwave for like 15 seconds because I feel like every time you get Chick-fil-A
delivered it comes cold.
Okay.
First sip is going to be the milkshake.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh my god, oh my god, mm, mm-hmm.
I've got cookies and cream.
Okay.
Okay.
Put the poop counter back on.
Alright, I'll put a video on you and I'm just listening to me fucking chewing.
New Pop the Balloon came out today I think because I saw it on YouTube earlier.
Fuck it, run it, it came out yesterday.
I can't listen to this game.
I can't listen to the level pop, I can't.
It would have drove me nuts.
Okay, they not to they do not to put the lower pop the whole time this time
Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel. It's your host Arlette. Okay, it's the grown and sexy episode
Oh, or fine love and we have some beautiful single ladies line up make some noise lady
Okay, oh we're real loud that's good. That's good
So we're going to be bringing out some single men one by one when he comes around this corner.
If you like what you see, he's saying all the right things. Do not pop your balloon.
However, if there's anything that you're just really not feeling, whatever that may be,
go ahead and pop your balloon and I'll go over to each of you and see why you ended up popping.
Are you ladies ready?
Yes.
Okay.
With that being said, let's go ahead and bring out our first single guy.
Hello. Welcome in. What's your name?
Wavy wavy
42 42, okay, where you from?
Supposedly way to do what is it supposed to go so the way I feel
And when I look in the mirror, okay, respectively, I don't feel like I'm 42
Okay, so he can't he can't have a child. He can't have a child like feeling
He can't have a child like feeling
Approaching 32
Okay, I'm out in my body, so okay got it, but the dog is you act you act like a fucking
If you 42 and you feel like you're 31 you act like you're fucking 17 probably and say 42
facts.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
And where are you from?
Ohio.
Ohio.
All right.
And what do you do?
So I'm the founder, chief creative director and logistics operator for Splash Society Inc.
It's a company that specializes in advertising, marketing, brand content, content creation,
this entity formation. And thankfully I'm a first generation self published author.
My first book I put out is called You're Not High Enough, Seven Major Keys to Succeed.
So Amazon, Google it, Wavy Lee.
All right. And now what are some things like to do for fun?
For fun. So I like to be in a gym, definitely like to exercise my faith, you know, getting
my word, praying definitely about that. That's my anchor. God is the foundation of my life.
If I, if it wasn't for him, I just wouldn't even be who I am today. Aside from that, I'm
definitely into anything creative, so I'm like an ambervert, which means I'm an extrovert,
introvert so I can be indoor, outdoor, spontaneous. I just never heard that explore, do things
differently and just enjoy life. Okay. So what are some things you look for in a woman?
I look for a woman as I've learned now. Someone that won't be a stumbling block to my discipline.
A woman that won't hinder my. And roller. Meaning that we on the same wave as far as
her structure, her discipline, what her routine is. I'm also not about arguments. I don't
really vibe with a contentious woman, someone that is able to be led because I'm following
Christ. So that way she entrusts that confidence that God is leading me. She will have that
same confidence in following me. Really just like Proverbs 31 type vibe for real.
Okay. Okay. That's the end of the story. All right. And what are some of your dealbreakers?
Dealbreakers is one whose mind isn't open. He does better in themselves. Definitely someone
It has to be emotionally, spiritually, and mentally secure, um, a woman that knows herself,
what her intentions is, and then has purpose vision for herself.
Her hair like, like a baby, you know what a baby like just comes out the womb and then
her hair is just like really like, like, you know what I mean?
I think he's like newborn baby.
Like and on the side too, it's even a little like it's a little like see through on the side like and just a
deal but I want to be also just not up for you adapting to anything that could change. Okay.
All right. So we did get some Papa Loans. So head down over there and see why they ended up popping.
We'll start here first. You're a name and age Kelly 37 and Kelly. What do you do? I'm an account
executive in a waste industry. And why did you end up popping your balloon?
Honestly, he's handsome, beautiful smile. I love your style. Love your hair. It's just the height.
I'm probably a little bit taller than you with my heels off. And I'm one of those women. I really like to look a man, like be able to look up to a man and not down.
So that's the only reason. So I put that on the prayer list. Little knee extension.
No, okay. And now she's someone that's your type. Yes, she's gorgeous. I love the green compliments her skin
I was already kind of since and we was on the same wave with the height. So I respected for sure
You're beautiful. Oh and guy has a purpose in playing for a man for you, too. I will see you that. Thank you
Okay. Okay. That was cute
Alright, your name in a hi. My name is Akilah and I'm 42 and Akilah. What do you do and I'm a sales manager
Nice and what did you end up popping your balloon? I
I initially popped my balloon just because of his attire. I didn't
And a little childish tennis shoes
Everything else was fine, but I really didn't like the shoes
But then I heard you you know talking and I liked what you said and you are very handsome
But I didn't like the tennis shoes
I don't know what they are
So the green you know, I try to keep stuff like you know, imagine it, but I get it
I mean, it's your taste. Well, not so I perspective. I appreciate it. And is she someone that's your type?
Yes, she's gorgeous again. She can dress prepared
well
Also, I'm letting you know I'm feeling things rumbling around in my stomach because my stomach is probably so confused like girl
What the hell ain't shit this shit does not happen. Oh, yeah, there was a don't know five minutes ago
Let me see you I'm gonna be all right. I'm gonna be all right, but I'm gonna let you know
Fuck ice-cooter Brompton with the $50 don't know hi Nilla my amazing wonderful girlfriend, and I are watching
Are watching being open about your colonoscopy has made her slightly less anxious about needing one maybe encourage her to get one
Also Aurora will you be my Valentine love ya? Oh my god
God, that is so sweet.
They asked me, well, will you be fuck ice-cooter Bronson's Valentine?
That is so cute.
And you can do this, you can do a colonoscopy.
Honestly, it really wasn't that horrible.
Like the prep kind of sucks, but you can ask for like, I'm pretty sure you can ask for
like not the jug.
Like if you say you're like a metaphobic or like you think you're going to throw it up
or something.
for not the jug and they'll give you a different option but it really was like
the best sleep in my life like I woke up and I was fucking chilling bro like I
I that's that feeling whoa but anyway thank you fuck ice-cooter Bronson and
shout out to Aurora too and I hope that you will be cooters Valentine okay so
for sure thank you thank you so tell this way your name is a Valerie 40 and
Valerie what do you do I'm a cosmetologist nice and why did you end up
popping your balloon? I'm initially just the nose ring.
You're very handsome. I love your smile as I got to hear more
about you. I was like, okay, thank you. All right, you know,
she's someone that's your type. Yes, yes. I don't really have a
type for real. I'm when I say preference is not necessarily
like what it is about her individual is just the person. So
to me, everyone is a somewhat of a type that that's make sense.
I'm so loud.
I saw people in nose ring.
They don't want to see it, you know?
Yeah, so the nose ring, my dad did tell me,
like, one day this nose ring going to come back
and hurt you so I just did.
Dang, it's really the nose ring.
It's crazy.
She started it. Thank you.
Let's go down here. Your name and age.
Yes, Sardae. He just seems too childish
for all of them. 37.
And Sardae, what do you do? I'm an HR.
And why did it end up popping your balloon?
Ohio, I feel like it's just a little far. I'm from Seattle, so just looking for
something a little bit closer, but I don't see myself living in Ohio. I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't saying that I would always say in Ohio. I mean I do like what you've been
saying, so that's good. For sure. And is she someone that's your type? Yes, I like her outfit,
her hair, like it's over the left side, so she thought about what she was doing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's have Dr. Chico here on the left side.
If we can have your name and age.
Taking notes.
Hi.
I'm Rashita with the T. I'm 44.
And Rashita.
What do you do?
I'm a family nurse.
His pants suit on her is so cut.
And why did you end up popping your balloon?
You know, I was really rooting for you.
I wanted to give you a chance.
I didn't want to just initially pop.
You seem like an amazing person.
I was just more so getting like a friend vibe.
A picture like.
Like we would be really cool.
Yeah, good.
Like one of my best friends.
So that's why I pop.
Okay.
But I love the fit.
I love a man who knows how to be artistic in his fashion.
I love fashion so.
Respect, thank you.
And is she someone that's your type?
Yes, she is professional.
Well spoken as well.
Love the hair so.
Definitely and I thank you for the compliment too.
You're welcome.
So it's just still a win, still a win.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Let's go over here. Your name and age Alex 37. Alex, what do you do? I'm a safety manager.
So why did you end up popping your balloon? We, I mean our outfit, we would, yeah, I know it,
yeah, I wanted to give you a chance to speak and I really appreciate everything that you said.
Like everything that you said is something that like really spoke to me. Your spirit is great.
It wasn't the nosering, I promise. I have one, so it's not that. For me, it's just
Maybe the height a little bit like I know I'm not super tall, but I feel like we're kind of
Shoulder almost yeah, I get it. Yeah, so no, but yeah, that's really it
No, I think that you know, is it something like I said we gonna pray for longer
You look great like your style is great your spirit is great
So you're gonna find someone for you. Praise God. Appreciate it for sure. And if she's someone that's your type
Yes, beautiful. And like she said, definitely would be able to compliment if she was just a little bit shorter.
It's both in terms of where am I just meaning it wrong?
I feel like it depends on them.
Look at you make anything come to send now.
Oh, okay.
I wouldn't initially think that that's coming to send it.
Hi, I'm Jay Nicole. I'm 42.
Alright, Jay Nicole, what do you do?
I'm an actor. I'm Broadway, TV and film.
Wait, a worst actor?
And what agenda poppin' you're on?
A worst agenda poppin' you're on?
Yes, yay!
You know what? I love everything you're saying. You're very handsome.
I do like your outfit.
I was loving everything you were saying is the energy thing.
I was waiting to just energetically feel you out and.
I got you. Yeah, that makes sense.
You want to have more energy or like, what is it energetic match?
I just didn't feel drawn to him. Oh, I see. Yeah.
Magnetized to attractive.
And now she's someone that's your type.
Yeah, and I really respect what she said, too, because no one's here,
at least from a weekend since it's early waste time.
So you don't want to outpace guy
and prematurely off of a first glimmer
or how things look and then alignment doesn't really match.
And I couldn't see what she mean by like energy wise.
Not saying that we wouldn't be able to coexist,
but there might be something that's
needing to be more fulfilled for her that my energy
or just things about me don't necessarily provide.
And I definitely could understand that.
Okay, he's got some good points.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You still haven't unpopped the loon down over here.
Hell yeah, it's you.
You should look around like, who is it?
We can get your name and age.
Jessica, my age is 36.
And Jessica, what do you do?
I actually work in transportation in New York City.
And so you still have your balloon.
Let us know a little more, why so?
I did.
I liked his vibe.
He seems like he's a creative person.
I'm a creative person as well.
I do paint in my spare time.
I love the tattoos.
I love the fit as well.
The height was not really an issue for me because I don't really wear heels
Yeah, that's great for 36
And now she's someone that's your type. Yeah, she's nice. She's well-spoken got a nice calm
spirit demeanor about her. So
somebody that I would definitely
Continue to have the conversation with
I don't think you like her.
That's good.
Like, you know, ask her some questions if everyone's
to go first.
So I, you know, like I said, I work in New York,
but I live in New Jersey.
How would that work out as far as long distance?
I wouldn't let it be an issue as long as the maturity
in here for us understanding whenever that time could be
or could come to connect or meet up
or even talk about future plans.
And then, you know, you just got to make adjustments.
So it's not nothing that I would instantly just reject,
just because of distance.
It's like money.
You don't ever let money be a selling block
for your career or your vision.
Right.
Same type of deal.
And then you mentioned too, as a proverb of 31 woman,
do you go to church or what's your Christian?
Well, what's your religion?
So it's not a nomination.
I'm just a believer in Christ.
Like I just follow the law.
Like that's what this tattoo is.
A couple of not even attached it was glorious ink is what I call it and it's
That's enough that's enough that's all I needed to say
That's enough glorious ink
You know what fuck it
Fuck it, we're fucking I'm covered in glorious ink like fuck it
You know because why not because why not?
Cuz why not?
They match by the way, did they really? Oh my god. No, I don't like that if
If the love of my fucking life if the love of my life off of first us if off of first me and then someone asks
Is this your type? And they said,
Yeah, she's nice.
That just wouldn't be the love of my life. Like, it simply wouldn't.
It just simply wouldn't.
Like, no. No, no, no.
Absolutely not. Also, okay, I fear this Chick-fil-A was the worst idea I could have.
Girl is this what it feels like to have IBS? Oh my god. My stomach is bubbling and it's really been like five minutes
This should about a go straight through
Straight through
Whoa, man oh
Man
And Taco Bell would have been better. Okay. Yeah, Taco Bell probably would have been
Honestly, no, I think for me Taco Bell wouldn't have been as bad
Because I wouldn't have done a milkshake
That's what got me good
That's what got me good.
But they said not too greasy.
Well she said, she was like, yeah, just try it.
She's like, nah, she's like, but you really can kind of have anything, like just try not
to do it, to overdo it, and maybe I did overdo it a little bit, maybe I did overdo it a little.
No he didn't.
No, he didn't do it again.
No, he didn't do it again!
You motherfucker! You put the voice changer on!
I swear!
That little bitch! He didn't get it!
Oh my god!
What the hell? Wait, why am I drifting away now?
Dude, that is like his favorite bit. That is literally his favorite bit. He's done this is the second time
He's done that now. I swear to God that wasn't me if it was me
You would have had to see me reach over here to click it literally look. Hey
You really have to reach all the way over there
Watch the clip let me see. Oh my god, what the fuck he's freaking nuts that guy. Let's watch that
I want to hear what it sounds like
But they said not too greasy
Like in my head I heard I heard it I heard it click and then once y'all started being like oh my god
I knew that's what it was
They said not too greasy well, she said she was like yeah, just try it
No, he didn't do it again.
You motherfucker, you put the voice changer on.
What the hell is wrong with that guy bro?
Oh my god, mister, you are so funny.
You are really funny, you know that?
You is funny
No, he's laying down right here. You isn't a funny little prankster, huh?
You is you is funny
He's being annoying now because he's hungry. This is what happens dude. This is does this not happen?
Does this not happen? Um
Every fucking time
Like at towards this time of the night Niso just starts being a little bit of a menace
So, we move to LA.
He hungry, he hungry.
Your cats get hangry too.
If Florence was a cat, he would be me so, yes, that's also true.
That was so silly.
You are a funny little mo.
And how did you add all the buttons you could click?
You clicked that one too.
There's like, there's like a lot of buttons on that.
Ah, the thumb of your leaving soon.
I fear I'm leaving now because I fear my belly is just doing, is doing backflips right now,
so.
Um, so yeah, I am going to go lay in bed and I am going to place an animal crossing.
And oh my god.
Okay, I wanted to tell you I got a new villager.
I got a new villager, but I got lucky.
It was a campsite villager.
It was a campsite villager.
And I lowkey don't even want to tell you
because I filmed it for Patreon
and I was playing Animal Crossing.
Like I was playing Animal Crossing and I filmed it
and I was just like, I was like, okay,
I have a campsite villager.
I'm just gonna work.
I didn't go in and I was like, okay,
I'm gonna go in and like see who it is.
Like, and they're always so fucking ugly.
So I thought it was gonna be funny
because it was gonna be ugly one.
And it wasn't an ugly one.
Okay, fine, I'll tell you who it was.
You're gonna die.
And I actually thought I had her already,
but I didn't.
Look who it is.
Maple!
He was freaking Maple!
Oh my God, it was Maple.
It was Maple, and guess what?
I've been trying to get big ass, big back ass stew
to move out forever.
And when, okay, so I literally,
I spent 10 minutes talking to her
and just spamming the fucking button
until she, I could literally just talk to her so much
that she was like, damn, okay, you're really persistent.
Fine, I'll move in.
Like, that's genuinely what happened.
Because at first she's like, no, I'm not ready to move.
And I'm like, just spamming it, spamming it.
And then she literally like, she was like, okay, fine,
I'll move in.
But when you move in a campsite villager,
you don't get to pick who moves out.
So I was like, fuck.
So then they like, they go to the resident services
and then they come back and they're like, okay.
They told me that so-and-so was looking to move
and I'm like, fuck, I hope it's not,
bitch guess who was looking to move?
Stu, I said, oh my fucking God, this is perfect.
This could not be more perfect.
So yeah, it was amazing.
It was so perfect.
It was destiny.
So now I can't wait to see her house.
I can't wait to see her cutesy little house.
But yeah, so I got Mabel.
Yes, and I did find the dog.
But I got the switch, too.
I got the switch, too, but I did find the dog for the old
switch, but yeah.
OK.
Yes, I'm going to play it on stream.
Chai, look at her eyes.
I am going to play it on stream when I figure out how to
plug it in.
My god.
Sorry.
Am I something about to be fucked up?
Yes, we can read someone let's see. Let's see who we can write. Let's see.
If I love you, hey, would you love me more? I'm on the stairs. You're not sure. If I love you,
Let me see, let's see.
Oh, let's go, um, Raid Drag Trashly.
Wait, is she getting off?
Stream starting soon.
She just went to the stream starting soon screen.
No, is she getting off?
Oh, wait, hello.
Oh, dang it, she just got off.
Crap, okay, hold on.
in good colonoscopy fashion, we should raid Will because Will is doing his colonoscopy
soon on stream as well. So in good colonoscopy fashion because he's doing it live on stream for
colon cancer awareness because I think his it was either I think this is brother what do you say
his brother or someone in his family had colon cancer. But he lived and he's fine now, but
still. Okay, so. In good colonoscopy fashion. Booty buddies. Woo. Okay, he's playing. What
game is this? Deadlock? I've never seen this. It actually looks kind of fun. Okay. Loving
Have fun. Have fun with Will. Love you. I'll see you. What's today? Oh
Girl, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow tomorrow's a sponsor stream by the way tomorrow