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puppy bowl coverage

02-08-2026 · 1h 54m

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[00:04:30] Welcome to the one, the only 40 millionth annual puppy bowl celebration that I decided
[00:04:56] to do about five minutes ago and I'm also not sure if I even have the correct
[00:05:05] channel but I want to watch the puppy bowl and I thought that I would do it
[00:05:11] with all of you okay let me turn this off okay so people who don't know what
[00:05:15] the puppy bowl is basically it we turn my light on to for people who don't
[00:05:19] know what the puppy bowl is they do it before the Super Bowl unlike Animal
[00:05:25] Planet or some shit and it's just a bunch of puppies running around it's just a bunch of puppies running around so I
[00:05:32] Found a YouTube video that says 2026 puppy Bowl live, but I don't know if it really is really that or not so
[00:05:41] Did it happen already
[00:05:45] It's two hours in okay, so
[00:05:48] Okay, so it did start
[00:05:51] Okay, so I think the YouTube video that I found of it is is the one so
[00:05:58] So yeah, so we are going to be watching the puppy bowl 2026 again. It's not so I think it's okay
[00:06:04] If I don't watch it completely live
[00:06:06] I think it'll just be fun to react to it regardless. So it's yes
[00:06:09] It's not live happening right this second. I'm watching it off of the YouTube video, but still it'll be fun
[00:06:14] So let's get right into it. Let's get right into it
[00:06:17] Here we go the was that AI hold on
[00:06:28] Hosted by the World Animal Awareness Society
[00:06:35] What wait is this even the real version y'all is this the real guys is this the real puppy ball
[00:06:47] I think that don't just crack out.
[00:07:00] This is the Jank Puppy Bowl!
[00:07:02] Who the fuck is this?
[00:07:03] This is not the Puppy Bowl!
[00:07:06] That was bamboozled.
[00:07:11] It's on Discovery.
[00:07:13] Okay, Discovery.
[00:07:16] channel? Uh, baby, I don't have discovery chill. Okay, hold on. Fuck. I should have thought
[00:07:24] about this before I go to sleep. Where do I- Puppy Bowl! Okay, how do I watch it though?
[00:07:33] How do I watch out my TV? I mean, my computer. HBO Max. I don't think I have that either,
[00:07:43] I'll pay for it right now, I don't care.
[00:07:50] Which one? HBO Max bundle plan, no ads.
[00:07:55] $32 a month.
[00:07:57] Alright fine.
[00:08:00] Girl, you used it to watch heated rival, Reno.
[00:08:05] Wait, I did!
[00:08:07] You're right!
[00:08:13] We couldn't find the email with that email address, okay great, perfect, what about this
[00:08:19] one?
[00:08:20] Okay.
[00:08:21] Okay, not the correct password, perfect, okay, one time code maybe, okay, shit, I want to
[00:08:34] watch the fucking puppy bowl, god fucking dammit.
[00:08:38] Okay, let me get my one-time code.
[00:08:45] Okay, so where's my code, I'm waiting for my code.
[00:08:56] There we go, okay.
[00:09:06] Perfect!
[00:09:07] I'm in! Okay! I do have it!
[00:09:09] YES! PUPPYBALL!
[00:09:14] It's Puppyball Sunday!
[00:09:15] Oh, let's fucking go!
[00:09:16] It's the Puppyball Hotel!
[00:09:18] Where are players?
[00:09:18] Are you joking me?
[00:09:29] Who the hell is Skip Navigation?
[00:09:32] Who the hell is even this?
[00:09:33] How did this even get on my screen and sit before the big game, but now it's I can't
[00:09:42] stream it.
[00:09:43] How did they even get this on my screen like I could move it around.
[00:10:00] Like I could literally delete it off my screen right now. Look
[00:10:04] Time to round up these pumps. Like how do they get that on my OBS like that's why I'm scared
[00:10:10] Don't make it big screen first up baby. They already they already know they already knew they already knew look
[00:10:18] in floor
[00:10:20] They got this shit. They got this shit all
[00:10:26] Guys, but am I gonna get banned from twitch?
[00:10:30] I don't want to get banned from Twitch.
[00:10:39] The puppy bull is going to sue me.
[00:10:47] They're going to sue me.
[00:10:58] Girl, I don't want to give a fuck.
[00:11:02] I do!
[00:11:03] I don't want to lose my channel!
[00:11:05] It would be a funny reason to get banned though.
[00:11:10] Okay, but no, I don't want that to happen.
[00:11:13] Shit.
[00:11:14] Okay, let's think, let's think, let's think, let's think.
[00:11:22] Girl, I did try YouTube.
[00:11:23] All they had was the effing Patreon Live.
[00:11:27] I don't even know how to do that.
[00:11:31] How do I go live on Patreon? I don't even know how to do that.
[00:11:35] Live.
[00:11:39] Go live now. Computer webcam.
[00:11:43] Yeah, but then I can only use my, oh, with OBS.
[00:11:47] Oh.
[00:11:51] Okay, that's like a whole thing though. It's going to be like a whole...
[00:11:55] Just use the link I sent.
[00:11:59] Oh, okay, Vic has a link that she sent for me.
[00:12:25] disregard, disregard I sent it in the discord, disregard there at the discord, okay?
[00:12:35] Okay guys hold on we're gonna make it work
[00:12:44] Obster roll an aciago on the gridiron
[00:12:47] I
[00:12:58] Okay, we got it boys
[00:13:05] We got it boys
[00:13:07] All right, so we can't start it over though, cuz it's live so it's okay, but we're just gonna we're just gonna get the live coverage
[00:13:13] I guess we'll get to know these guys. I don't know
[00:13:16] I'm gonna lower the volume a little bit because I don't really want to I want to do my own commentating. Okay
[00:13:22] So let's see so we Amelia we have Amelia here. There's a quarter left in the game
[00:13:29] We have Amelia
[00:13:32] Who the hell are these guys
[00:13:36] Okay, that's a that's a flag on the play he's not allowed to throw him on his back like that that is absolutely not a
[00:13:41] First of all, where are the puppies? I'm seeing a lot of dogs
[00:13:46] Lobster Roll! His name is Lobster Roll!
[00:13:53] Okay, touchdown Amelia. Congratulations, Amelia.
[00:13:59] So Team Fluff is now in the lead. Fluff versus Ruff.
[00:14:03] So much going on.
[00:14:05] post a picture of them watching today's game on social media using hashtag puppy
[00:14:10] bowl y'all should I post a picture of Chai on her Instagram and do hashtag
[00:14:15] puppy and see if they put it up okay hold on I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it
[00:14:24] I'm not gonna do it on her phone I'm cheating
[00:14:26] okay hold on I gotta get a picture of Chai
[00:14:32] Okay, hold on.
[00:14:39] Post.
[00:14:40] Who is this?
[00:14:42] Bonnie!
[00:14:43] Okay, I need a picture of Chai.
[00:14:48] I need a good picture of her though.
[00:14:54] Oh god, all these pictures of her are chopped.
[00:15:00] Okay, I found a good one
[00:15:04] I found a really good one, okay
[00:15:08] Hashtag puppy ball
[00:15:11] Me and my mom are watching live right now
[00:15:21] Wait, okay, wait, okay, you saw that dog does he have to actually be watching this try actually have to be watching it for it to count
[00:15:28] Okay, anyway, I posted it on Chai's Instagram, so we'll see if they repost it.
[00:15:33] I don't give a damn. I don't give a shit. I hope they put Chai on the screen.
[00:15:39] I really hope they put Chai on the screen. They are not reposting that.
[00:15:45] They would if they knew it's good for them. They would if they knew it's good for them.
[00:15:51] Well, does it take to be a pedigree, Pupply?
[00:15:53] Oh, fuck.
[00:15:55] That's a lopper.
[00:15:57] Well, they usually do kiddie halftime show.
[00:16:00] Did we miss the kiddie halftime show?
[00:16:01] Because it said we're in the third quarter.
[00:16:03] God damn it, we missed the kiddie halftime show.
[00:16:05] You serious?
[00:16:09] Okay, maybe when it's over, we can go back and rewatch it, but...
[00:16:12] Plus, members save more.
[00:16:14] God damn it, bro.
[00:16:16] We need it fast.
[00:16:17] We've got it.
[00:16:17] And everyone comment hashtag puppyball.
[00:16:20] Unchai's picture.
[00:16:24] They're just gonna scroll on past.
[00:16:28] Guys, come on.
[00:16:32] I tagged AnimalPlan!
[00:16:36] I want Chai to be on there.
[00:16:40] I want Chai to be on there.
[00:16:44] Why am I watching? Okay, I'll even mute the ding ads.
[00:16:48] They're all I don't need to watch the fucking ads.
[00:16:49] I'm gonna make my screen bigger too, because, okay.
[00:16:53] Okay, I'm gonna go big for the ads.
[00:16:56] God damn it.
[00:16:57] There is a kiddie bowl?
[00:16:58] What?
[00:16:59] There's a whole separate kiddie bowl?
[00:17:05] No, I thought it was just a kiddie halftime show.
[00:17:15] There's a separate kiddie bowl.
[00:17:18] I feel you didn't tag Animal Planet.
[00:17:29] I thought they just told me.
[00:17:30] I thought they just said to do hashtag if the tag them to.
[00:17:36] Hold on.
[00:17:40] Did they say to do that?
[00:17:43] Animal Planet.
[00:17:45] Animal Planet.
[00:17:47] Okay, tagged him.
[00:17:49] Well, yes.
[00:17:51] Okay, tagged him. I tagged him. We're good.
[00:17:53] Okay, they got to be looking right now.
[00:17:55] They have to have seen it at least right now.
[00:17:57] Maybe there's a diva who works
[00:17:59] in on the puppy bull team
[00:18:01] that knows Chai.
[00:18:03] Chai looks very robust in this picture,
[00:18:05] I will say.
[00:18:07] And thank you everyone for commenting hashtag.
[00:18:09] ever and thank you everyone for commenting hashtag someone goes your ass is
[00:18:16] not watching shit I'm fucking crying oh fuck okay y'all they don't got to know
[00:18:27] that though they don't got to fucking know that they don't got to fucking
[00:18:30] know that okay well she is watching okay I thought that she was behind me right
[00:18:34] now so I was gonna say there is definitely proof that she's not
[00:18:36] watching right now but she is inspired but Chai's Instagram is vanilla chai gram
[00:18:43] vanilla chai gram vanilla chai gram and she's so close to a hundred K she is so
[00:18:54] close to 100 K but yes she usually posts off for her phone but I had to cheat
[00:18:57] this one time I had to cheat this one time oh there's an ad for some sort of
[00:19:02] ninja creamy situation and this looks actually really good I still haven't
[00:19:05] use mine. Oh, that look, oh, you know, oh, they can make, it makes, oh, it makes
[00:19:11] margarita too. That look good. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I can use one of those right
[00:19:20] now. Okay, anyway. Okay, how many fucking commercials are there? I don't
[00:19:28] I don't remember there being this many commercials.
[00:19:31] Okay.
[00:19:34] That was AI?
[00:19:35] What was?
[00:19:37] The ice cream?
[00:19:39] What?
[00:19:43] No way.
[00:19:47] Are you serious?
[00:19:51] AI cream?
[00:19:52] Okay, we're back.
[00:19:53] We're back at the puppy bowl.
[00:19:54] Now, wagging action.
[00:19:55] All right, let's see.
[00:19:56] Who do we got here?
[00:19:58] I love big a lot of big guys this year a lot of big guys
[00:20:04] Where are the little guys? I want representation for the little man
[00:20:08] Where's a little guy?
[00:20:10] Touchdowns later the third as we head into the fourth quarter team fluff leaves 56 to 48
[00:20:17] And now team fluff's Brooke is looking to add to that lead
[00:20:21] She captures behind the scenes content before trotting back out to the turf any minute now
[00:20:26] Okay, she's she's doing a photo shoot on on the clock like
[00:20:36] Team fluff, okay, let's see it. Let's see our lineup
[00:20:41] Who are these guys?
[00:20:45] Slugger
[00:20:48] Slugger he's only 13 weeks old. He's a Rottweiler mix then we got Anson of course. He's 18 weeks old
[00:20:56] And he's a Pembroke Welsh Corgi and pickles the Chao Chao American Staffordshire
[00:21:02] Terrier love I like pickles. I'm a pickle Stan and
[00:21:06] Then who else on team rough
[00:21:08] On team rough we have
[00:21:14] What do we got?
[00:21:16] Dottie the Dalmatian. Okay. Dottie's really cute. Dottie's really cute
[00:21:21] We got Dottie. Why did Dottie not have I know that and then we got
[00:21:27] Nicknack connects collects Chachki's is that Chachki's is that how you carry Porsche?
[00:21:33] I can't! What the hell is going on?
[00:21:37] Okay.
[00:21:45] Dottie! She's trying to get out of there, bro.
[00:21:48] She doesn't even want to be in there anymore.
[00:21:53] She doesn't even want to be here.
[00:21:58] Okay. Oh, oh.
[00:22:00] Oh. Okay, you're not allowed to put hands on the face.
[00:22:04] You're not allowed to put hands on the face.
[00:22:05] Hey, no hands on the face.
[00:22:06] That's a yellow flag, yellow flag on the play.
[00:22:08] Hands on the face.
[00:22:09] Okay, red flag, because you did it twice
[00:22:11] and you're not listening.
[00:22:14] Kerry Paul Shaw, you need to start listening.
[00:22:17] What if they start humping like on TV?
[00:22:19] Okay, so that looks like that's what's about to happen
[00:22:21] and they just cut to a different,
[00:22:23] look cool, what happens when they do that?
[00:22:25] Wait, is this? Is this? Who's this? This is Dotty? Oh no, this is Slugger. Oh my god, Slugger made a full recovery.
[00:22:45] Look at his earlier. Congratulations Slugger, you did it.
[00:22:50] is going to put up a fight to win this puppy ball.
[00:22:53] Did I not tell you?
[00:22:54] Did I not tell you he was gonna go try some bullshit?
[00:22:57] He, I knew he was gonna try some BS.
[00:22:59] Okay, so it looks like they put them in,
[00:23:01] like, based on how big they are.
[00:23:03] Like, they're not gonna put the tiny ones
[00:23:04] in with the bigger puppies.
[00:23:06] Her wisdom panel DNA results show
[00:23:08] a mission outbound and American estimate.
[00:23:11] Maybe we miss the little guys.
[00:23:12] All about confidence and hustle.
[00:23:15] Carried charges in for the tackle,
[00:23:17] but the slide shakes it off.
[00:23:19] Okay, but, but Carrie Poshaw's holding her own. She is holding her own, I will say.
[00:23:25] She's like, get the fuck off me. Yeah, she's holding her own.
[00:23:29] Yup. I know that's right, Carrie.
[00:23:41] What happened?
[00:23:47] Turn the volume up a little. Okay, I'll turn it up a little bit.
[00:23:49] No
[00:23:59] Yes
[00:24:04] Bring back more the little guys
[00:24:06] This year's most valuable puppy award remember you choose the winning pop
[00:24:13] Bobo was a powerhouse on the field. She was unstoppable
[00:24:17] Boa racking up
[00:24:23] Okay
[00:24:30] Boom
[00:24:36] And then Amelia that's it there's only three touchdowns. We just saw Amelia's touchdowns with some critical stops
[00:24:42] Then let up the scoreboard with two touchdowns. There's only been three touchdowns this whole time back in the game
[00:24:48] That's your oh, this is for MVP. Oh
[00:24:52] Okay
[00:24:55] Okay, who y'all voting for go vote on their Instagram story right now
[00:25:01] They fucking suck it
[00:25:03] go vote oh shit oh fuck button and Luna are not playing around Luna get out
[00:25:14] from under button I don't know who's who
[00:25:19] is the dang it buttons the smaller one that's agility and strategy button get
[00:25:24] up seriously get a button more about her in our next up close and personal
[00:25:31] How close and personal.
[00:25:39] Yep.
[00:25:41] East Coast.
[00:25:44] Okay, nice.
[00:25:48] Hi, Button.
[00:25:52] Poor these jeepas.
[00:25:55] Look at her little body.
[00:26:00] bottle-fed from a very young age
[00:26:04] When button first arrived off of transport with her sibling she was actually the calmest of all of them
[00:26:10] I
[00:26:11] Have really blossoms and she's came into nickel city
[00:26:14] She's found confidence in herself and as much more trustworthy. She's like a big dog in a small-bog body
[00:26:19] headed to the epicenter of buffalo pride and tradition the historic heartbeat of this die-hard
[00:26:26] It probably brings so much good like press for their like all the shelters and stuff
[00:26:36] They probably got all their bang dogs adopted
[00:26:40] Is it near the quality kind of doodoo conca well yes because we're watching it on some sketch
[00:26:46] Yes a little bit. Just how loving these dogs are you know and all they want is an opportunity last year
[00:26:51] We walked into a random adoption event and we left with an 11-week-old puppy
[00:26:56] Look at that guy
[00:26:57] This inspiration behind this whole foundation
[00:26:58] Our Missy, she's a little pit bull mix
[00:27:01] I love a pit bull
[00:27:03] And then we also have Penny, which is a three-year-old golden retriever
[00:27:06] The companionship and the unconditional love that they bring
[00:27:10] There's just so much happiness and joy in our household
[00:27:13] And Kalil and Sailor are here to prepare a button for Puppy Bowl 22
[00:27:18] I think what will benefit the button the most at Puppy Bowl would just be her overall
[00:27:23] Go, Button, come on!
[00:27:24] Button, come on! Bob and Weave! Bob and Weave! We're not here to play around!
[00:27:28] I'm sorry to move a lot quicker
[00:27:30] Bob and fucking Weave! We need to win this!
[00:27:32] Good girl
[00:27:35] There we go
[00:27:37] She actually did great
[00:27:38] Ran through the little tunnel
[00:27:39] Okay, there she goes, she's going through the tunnel
[00:27:41] She's definitely a good listener
[00:27:43] Okay, she's getting there
[00:27:44] Don't blink, or else you'll miss her
[00:27:46] 22? Wait, what 22? 22 what?
[00:27:57] Okay, good job, Button. 22 puppy wolves?
[00:28:00] Oh, there's been 22 of them? Dang.
[00:28:06] Dang, you know what that means?
[00:28:08] The dogs who did the first ones are probably dead.
[00:28:12] Sorry, I don't know why my mind went there. That's sad.
[00:28:16] a little family member for a potential...
[00:28:18] Why would you say that?
[00:28:19] I'm sorry, I don't know!
[00:28:20] ...was in this pisses left and right all day.
[00:28:22] She's just the sweetest thing.
[00:28:24] Cause it's been that long!
[00:28:28] I'm sorry!
[00:28:30] No, what is your problem?
[00:28:32] I'm sorry!
[00:28:36] I'm sorry, I died! I mean, you haven't now!
[00:28:42] Wait, now after this, I want to watch the first ever one.
[00:28:45] I fuck with him I fuck with pickles no look at him. He don't give a damn
[00:28:51] I think I fuck with pickles
[00:28:55] Wonder if the ref has the magic words
[00:28:59] Look at this little scraggly dude making out of you. All right. We don't care if it's sweet or sour
[00:29:04] But we need you out there on the field
[00:29:09] Pickles may be a little
[00:29:13] Still a big deal
[00:29:15] Ah, shit.
[00:29:25] Oh my god, you guys, his whole ear!
[00:29:26] Ears in the bowl! Ears in the bowl!
[00:29:28] Absolutely not allowed!
[00:29:30] Red flag! Get him off the fucking field!
[00:29:32] Ears in the bowl!
[00:29:39] Not allowed.
[00:29:42] He can't help it!
[00:29:45] Oh, oh hands on the face again. We hey dude. He's aggressive this guy
[00:29:55] Pickles, but he's not pickles. I don't know who's
[00:30:00] I don't know who anyone is anymore. Oh no, that's pickles. Who's the other guy?
[00:30:05] Who's the whole stack guy? He's a little crazy this one
[00:30:11] Yeah, this guy's a little nuts
[00:30:15] spin opponents out this guy's crazy oh shit he might he might go for the
[00:30:25] touchdown what the hell I thought he had to go the other all right well he got
[00:30:33] a touchdown touch down that's it so that is a fair touchdown that that is a
[00:30:40] fair touchdown though rough is winning team rough come on where's come on show
[00:30:50] mine
[00:30:58] girl what the hell y'all show my picture bro come on these pops are tapped out
[00:31:04] you need a snack let's go to the sidelines for an official pedigree
[00:31:08] You're great
[00:31:18] Now you're picking the frog
[00:31:21] That motherfucker do you think that video of that motherfucker? He wasn't watching that
[00:31:25] He was watching whatever little freaking treat that the mom had in his in her hand
[00:31:33] Put her in front of the screen
[00:31:38] Oh my god, she's cute
[00:31:47] Who's next
[00:31:50] Matelio
[00:31:55] Minneapolis, oh he's playing with a cat toy. He's so cute
[00:32:08] off has made an incredible comeback this game is far from over folks stick around
[00:32:12] to see which team will claim victory when puppy ball 22 return I guarantee this
[00:32:23] world will break you down I can't do this hurt you bad who's naked and afraid
[00:32:30] they're still doing this show we're tap they're still doing this show
[00:32:38] Because this season it's not about who you are. It's about who you're with.
[00:32:42] We built a shelter.
[00:32:44] You thought a bunch of Instagram influencers could survive out here.
[00:32:47] I can take on anything with my teammate.
[00:32:50] Here we go.
[00:32:51] Why do you see me on there?
[00:32:52] This might survive. What lies ahead?
[00:32:54] What the hell?
[00:32:58] Parasites predators.
[00:33:00] Okay, but has anyone...
[00:33:01] Okay, first and foremost, because they're gonna...
[00:33:04] Parasites predators.
[00:33:05] Okay, well, let's do a simple Google search.
[00:33:08] Has anyone ever died on Naked and Afraid?
[00:33:14] No!
[00:33:15] Didn't a girl die from a leg infection in the early season?
[00:33:19] No one's ever died.
[00:33:20] Okay, so don't make it seem like it's some crazy shit.
[00:33:24] Like, don't make it seem like it's some crazy shit.
[00:33:27] Because I could do that easy.
[00:33:38] Okay, so obviously we know that was a lie.
[00:33:41] Obviously we know that was a lie. I would not do that.
[00:33:44] I would not do that.
[00:33:46] I simply would just not do that.
[00:33:48] But, dude, I'm so mad we can't watch the kiddie fucking halftime show.
[00:33:51] Let me see if I like fast forward on the HBO Max one.
[00:33:56] max one just to like see what it looks like.
[00:34:00] I'm so not seeing the kitty halftime show third quarter.
[00:34:03] Did they did one?
[00:34:05] Did they do one?
[00:34:08] Y'all did they do one?
[00:34:11] They don't have one.
[00:34:13] Oh,
[00:34:16] so they didn't even fucking do one this year.
[00:34:21] Okay, so there is so kitty fall 2026.
[00:34:26] Meet the cats in pups of the 2026.
[00:34:31] No, okay, where the hell is the...
[00:34:33] Welcome to the...
[00:34:35] Okay, this one looks like a janky version too.
[00:34:37] Well, let's watch this one.
[00:34:39] Okay, again, what? This is pissing me off.
[00:34:41] This is pissing me off.
[00:34:42] They tricked me with a picture that looks real,
[00:34:44] and they got the freaking AI shit.
[00:34:46] And I swear to God, it's that same place.
[00:34:48] This is just someone's house.
[00:34:50] This is just somebody's fucking house.
[00:34:52] Like...
[00:34:54] You know what, but I'm kind of sold
[00:34:58] But I'm kind of sold
[00:35:02] Okay, okay, I respect the grind though. I respect the grind
[00:35:09] Y'all, the kiddie bullet didn't even happen.
[00:35:25] It's not, it's fake news.
[00:35:28] It's fake news.
[00:35:35] It didn't even happen.
[00:35:44] It's on Fubo.
[00:35:45] Fubo kills me!
[00:35:50] I don't know why Fubo kills me.
[00:35:54] Fubo!
[00:35:55] It's on Fubo of course.
[00:35:58] Girl of course it's on Toobie and Fubo.
[00:36:02] It's on Boob.
[00:36:05] It's on Poob.
[00:36:06] Oh my god, there's a hair in my lash.
[00:36:09] I feel like I can see it.
[00:36:10] I think, did I get it?
[00:36:14] Oh my god, it's a noon ET.
[00:36:17] Okay, but where the hell could I watch it after the fact?
[00:36:24] It's on Poobah, it's on Bloop-Bop.
[00:36:27] You don't have booby?
[00:36:28] It's on Goro Bo.
[00:36:32] Oh my god.
[00:36:35] Ah, fuck.
[00:36:37] Go to poop. You can poop it.
[00:36:41] Dude, it's un-gumpy.
[00:36:46] Oh fuck, it's so stupid.
[00:36:48] Oh my god, Amor Galore with the five. Thank you, Amor Galore with the five.
[00:36:54] Okay, we're back at the fucking puppy ball, man. We're fucking back.
[00:36:59] We're fucking back. We're so back.
[00:37:01] We're so bad.
[00:37:05] Brooke, this- okay, Brooke is the crazy one.
[00:37:16] Which one do you resonate with?
[00:37:22] So far, nobody.
[00:37:23] I'm being completely honest with you.
[00:37:28] Who's this guy?
[00:37:30] What do you think of such an official name?
[00:37:36] Travis?
[00:37:37] Here comes Team Ruff.
[00:37:40] Here's Fluffy and ready to rumble.
[00:37:50] From the heart of Frouden's Animal Center, behold, from the heart of Frouden's Animal
[00:37:55] Center, we hold from the heart of Frouden's Animal Center, we hold from the heart of
[00:37:58] Oh Devontail Smith
[00:38:10] Oh my god, of course that's who we're resonating with I
[00:38:16] Knew I was waiting for someone
[00:38:20] I knew I was over this little guy this first guy is so silly looking
[00:38:25] Twilight Barkle.
[00:38:27] Aw, is he okay in the head? Is everything working up in his brain? Okay.
[00:38:32] Showgirls!
[00:38:38] And Travis.
[00:38:40] Oh, I get it, like Taylor and Travis Kelsey, okay.
[00:38:48] Only six minutes left. Come on, Vellabine!
[00:38:55] Come on, Vanellabean, come on!
[00:39:00] Where's Vanellabean at?
[00:39:05] What the hell?
[00:39:07] Devon, get off! Yeah, look, look!
[00:39:09] Look, Showgirl giving up for Devontail Smith.
[00:39:15] Get up!
[00:39:17] You're right the Vontail Smith looks prepared to drive this fluffy play straight into the end zone
[00:39:25] Okay
[00:39:27] Who's vanilla? Where is vanilla downfield is that vanilla?
[00:39:31] No, that's Twilight Barkle, of course
[00:39:37] Yeah use your voice yep. Oh, yeah
[00:39:42] Add a flavor into the mix with this new
[00:39:46] Yep bark at them
[00:39:51] 47 pounds when she's fully grown day
[00:39:56] Just like her mama big. Yes. Good job. Good job. Ella bean you got this
[00:40:03] Come on big bean that's what they call her big bean
[00:40:07] Okay, I was gonna say you're about to let twilight bite you like that
[00:40:19] Somebody
[00:40:26] I told you something ain't right with her, but she's we love her
[00:40:33] She's adorable though
[00:40:35] Oh my gosh, she's so cute.
[00:40:37] Look at her little fur eyes are so far-send, she's so cute.
[00:40:43] Her head is just empty as hell, empty as hell.
[00:40:47] I love her.
[00:40:48] She has like a little horn.
[00:40:49] Look at her little horn of fur.
[00:40:54] That is so cute.
[00:40:57] Okay, okay, we'll see.
[00:41:00] Yeah, see, she don't even know.
[00:41:05] on the ball ten-yard penalty on the ball yep
[00:41:16] some pop-to-pop motivation in the tunnel
[00:41:19] what the hell's going on over here
[00:41:21] but guess who's getting back on to the
[00:41:24] field
[00:41:26] pickles let's go pickles this poor guys
[00:41:30] just sitting in the corner the whole
[00:41:31] time. Hey get off of him his ears are long he's gonna trip over them. Rhett! He fumbled
[00:41:44] it. Look at this guy's nuts. Brooke is just nuts. Yeah, you tell him. You tell him Rhett.
[00:41:53] Now she's on Pickle's tail.
[00:41:58] Oh my, that's eight!
[00:42:00] Field goal!
[00:42:23] you
[00:42:53] you
[00:43:23] you
[00:43:53] you
[00:44:23] you
[00:44:53] can they at least like repost it or something like
[00:45:14] Okay, so I know that they I know that they saw it because they posted on their story
[00:45:30] seven minutes ago so like you're just not going to repost my daughter okay okay
[00:45:45] I'm gonna fucking remember that
[00:45:52] I'm gonna remember that hmm whatever I know it's just it's not a big deal it's
[00:45:59] like not even a big deal though. You think it would set an unrealistic body
[00:46:07] standard for other cats? Yeah because she, I mean her body is just very perfect. What
[00:46:12] can I say? So you know what, actually when you think about it like that, yeah I
[00:46:15] don't want anyone, anyone else's cat to feel insecure or anything. So I do
[00:46:22] understand that I do understand that
[00:46:30] okay man fuck this damn puppy ball I'm over it let's do something else let's do
[00:46:38] something else okay we changed the title because now we're not watching
[00:46:40] this no more like because they're not like I don't care bro like it's just
[00:46:47] not fair because they only showed vanilla bean for two seconds like
[00:47:00] and I changed the title to bonito bold day I still don't know what time is it
[00:47:12] actually start. What time does it start for real? Like that the in two hours? Oh
[00:47:20] okay I got time at 3.30. Perfect! Perfect, perfect, perfect. Okay we got time.
[00:47:25] Okay, but I'm not gonna be here when the game starts. I'm gonna probably go somewhere to watch it
[00:47:40] But also this jersey, but I washed this jersey and it just stank like why does it still stank get it off of me?
[00:47:46] Like it just smells like Jersey. I got I thrifted it, but I've washed it so many times it still doesn't
[00:47:52] It has a little bit of a weird stank to it.
[00:47:56] I don't like that.
[00:47:58] I don't like that.
[00:48:00] What that mail?
[00:48:01] What that mail?
[00:48:02] Literally, what is that mail?
[00:48:04] Ugh.
[00:48:05] Um, okay, I have an idea.
[00:48:08] I have an idea.
[00:48:17] Alright, let's do it!
[00:48:43] Hey, I don't wanna be on the pass!
[00:48:55] The fuck?
[00:48:56] I'm player one though, so that's kinda hard.
[00:48:58] Okay, who got the ball?
[00:49:01] Oh! He got the ball! Hold on!
[00:49:03] Give me that shit!
[00:49:05] Wait, who? I'm so confused. Who has it?
[00:49:08] Do I have it?
[00:49:10] Oh no, he got it.
[00:49:11] Oh wait
[00:49:21] All right, we're gonna get into position what what what fucking position am I?
[00:49:29] I'm the quarterback, okay. I wanted to be the quarterback, but okay
[00:49:33] Yeah, right here go right here. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open bro right here right here, bro. I'm open
[00:49:39] right here brah fucking open he can't be serious brah open brah open right here
[00:49:47] is he fucking for real
[00:50:01] all right here bro right here yeah oh that wasn't for me interception get the
[00:50:07] Give me that I
[00:50:11] Tackled them first down
[00:50:20] Watch this tackle the watch this tackle look at how I come in there boom, and I don't play I get down
[00:50:26] Okay
[00:50:31] Okay, hold on I gotta be defense I'm gonna be defense no give me that okay
[00:50:35] Nope, look at that, but I still tackle him though
[00:50:39] I'm the best player on this fucking team my rookie season on the best player on the goddamn team
[00:50:45] No, no
[00:50:49] Someone get that
[00:51:05] Nope.
[00:51:12] Ah, ah, ah, ah.
[00:51:25] Ok.
[00:51:26] They didn't get it.
[00:51:27] They didn't get the extra point.
[00:51:30] We're still winning though.
[00:51:33] We're still winning though.
[00:51:34] that's me that's all me okay hold on I'm open I'm open bro right here right
[00:51:49] here bro right here bro yeah
[00:51:55] okay so I don't catch it so I don't catch it I'm open bro right here I will
[00:52:01] I won't let you down again, I won't let you down again bro, right here.
[00:52:05] Right here bro, I'm open.
[00:52:07] Right here bro, look!
[00:52:09] You fucking bitch, that was a horrible pass!
[00:52:18] Right here bro, right here!
[00:52:22] Right here, look at me, look at me!
[00:52:29] I
[00:52:31] Joined sink dance. I want it. I want to join his sink dance. How do I join his dance?
[00:52:38] Okay, let's go look at me jump it I
[00:52:43] Really thought I was gonna catch that I really thought I was gonna catch that
[00:52:51] But okay, vote yourself to be QB girl. Yes vote me the fuck
[00:52:59] I would like to be the quarterback, please
[00:53:05] How did I won't get taken away? It was me who voted okay, okay
[00:53:14] Okay, hold on
[00:53:20] All right
[00:53:26] All right, hold on
[00:53:29] Gets to get stay on him careful. Someone gotta get this guy right here. I got him. No, don't worry. I got him
[00:53:34] I'm on him. What the fuck what just happened
[00:53:37] What just happened? How wait what?
[00:53:40] He just glitch I
[00:53:43] Got him. I'm on him and you are not getting that fucking ball. Yep. You are not getting that ball
[00:53:51] Okay, fuck like what the fuck
[00:53:56] He stepped out of bounds, okay
[00:53:59] I feel like they're all over here.
[00:54:26] Oh, I'm watching them, I'm watching them.
[00:54:29] Nope, they're not gonna get that.
[00:54:33] Oh, he's going for it, he's going for it, tackle him!
[00:54:36] Got him.
[00:54:41] Ah, one minute left.
[00:54:45] One minute left.
[00:54:47] Do I have any idea what's going on?
[00:54:48] It's the bottom of the fourth quarter.
[00:54:52] Third yard down.
[00:54:53] That's the first first down? No! Somebody tackle him you morons! Oh he didn't oh he didn't make it he went out of bounds.
[00:55:01] Go rush him! Rush him! Rush him! Rush the quarterback! Rush the fucking quarterback!
[00:55:07] Ah!
[00:55:11] For me and Goat!
[00:55:17] Okay.
[00:55:19] Can I be the quarterback now?
[00:55:21] Okay, fourth quarter, fourth.
[00:55:23] Rush him, guys, rush him, rush him!
[00:55:26] Rush him, he got nowhere to go, yup!
[00:55:31] Wait, he got another one?
[00:55:34] Where'd he go?
[00:55:34] Who has the ball?
[00:55:37] Oh my god, I'm so scared right now, okay.
[00:55:39] Rush him, you all, rush him, nope, he not catching that!
[00:55:41] Okay, he caught it.
[00:55:51] Why did he get it again?
[00:56:05] Oh, because this is their, like, kick, uh, seal goal?
[00:56:09] A little bit?
[00:56:14] Not yelling again, that?
[00:56:15] Did he get it?
[00:56:16] Oh, he did.
[00:56:17] You bitch.
[00:56:18] Oh, he did. You bitch.
[00:56:24] Okay, they're kicking it back to us.
[00:56:29] That's me! That's me!
[00:56:34] Yeah, I just wanna catch the ball once, bro.
[00:56:36] Oh, dang it! I wanted to be fucking QB, bro. Come on. Okay.
[00:56:40] Bro, look over there. Look, bro, right here.
[00:56:43] Look, look at me, bro. Right here. Right here.
[00:56:45] Yup!
[00:56:48] Why did my arms go back like fucking Naruto?
[00:56:54] What the fuck was that?
[00:56:57] That was fucking bullshit.
[00:56:58] What the fuck?
[00:56:59] Throw it!
[00:57:00] Bro, I'm fucking open!
[00:57:01] Throw it!
[00:57:02] Okay.
[00:57:03] Who was that going to?
[00:57:04] To Jesus?
[00:57:05] Let me do the quarter.
[00:57:06] Okay.
[00:57:07] Throw it
[00:57:13] Okay, who was that going to to Jesus?
[00:57:17] Let me do the quarter
[00:57:24] But right here right here
[00:57:27] Right here, bro. I'm wide the fuck open why I'm wide my hole has never been this wide. I'm so wide
[00:57:35] Come on somebody catch it
[00:57:37] Interception.
[00:57:42] Will somebody tackle him for fuck's sake?
[00:57:54] Someone that shit said, so just throw into Mars I guess.
[00:58:01] Oh fuck. Always win!
[00:58:03] Okay well, oh yeah I was gonna say.
[00:58:05] Okay, that's what I'm talking about, I got one point.
[00:58:10] Okay, well now it's the halftime, so hold on.
[00:58:35] Alright, well what time does Benito come on?
[00:58:51] Idono?
[00:58:52] My bad, I was locked in with the football.
[00:58:56] When was that?
[00:58:58] What was this Dono?
[00:58:59] You speak up?
[00:59:00] Oh, let's see.
[00:59:01] Cat with the $50 don't know I feel like you have been giving us so many bonus streams lately. Thank you queen question mark
[00:59:08] Oh my god, you're so welcome. I was
[00:59:10] Just been bored just been bored, but like in a good way. Um, yeah, I don't know. I was just like
[00:59:16] Had a little bit extra time to kill before Super Bowl, so I was like, okay. Come on
[00:59:20] But thank you. Mucini cat with the $50 don't know. Thank you. Mucini cat
[00:59:26] But also yeah, so
[00:59:28] Okay, when does this concert start and this is also starting to hurt my eyes. Wait is the concert over there?
[00:59:38] Okay, I'm gonna find another one. Oh and I missed a five gifted.
[00:59:44] Are you serious? I missed a five gifted.
[00:59:47] Oonus with the five. Thank you. Oonus with the five gifted.
[00:59:51] So are you going to the Super Bowl? So no, I'm not gonna, so no.
[00:59:55] So, what was I gonna say?
[01:00:01] I'm gonna be taking off next week.
[01:00:04] I'm going to be, well, not next week.
[01:00:07] Well, actually, yes, next week.
[01:00:10] Let me see.
[01:00:10] I'm not gonna stream next Friday.
[01:00:13] I'm not gonna stream next Friday
[01:00:15] because it's the day before my Valentine's Day party
[01:00:17] and my friend Sam is coming out here.
[01:00:21] So I'm not gonna stream next Friday,
[01:00:24] but you will see me Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday next week,
[01:00:27] because you'll see me Wednesday for Butch Lorette,
[01:00:29] and you'll see me Tuesday for a sponsor stream,
[01:00:32] and then Thursday will be a regular stream.
[01:00:34] And Thursday also the merch drops.
[01:00:36] So, woo, okay, let's see.
[01:00:41] Okay, let's do this one.
[01:00:46] Cute.
[01:00:47] Hello?
[01:00:54] Agata to Paavaaki.
[01:01:01] What does that mean?
[01:01:08] Um, what does that mean, guys?
[01:01:18] Press watch?
[01:01:20] Where?
[01:01:22] Where?
[01:01:24] Where?
[01:01:26] Where do I go?
[01:01:38] Does it go into the actual venue?
[01:01:42] They're gonna walk up the stairs?
[01:01:46] Oh.
[01:01:48] Girl, there ain't no concert!
[01:01:57] Oh my god, bro.
[01:02:00] Is there one that's like actually happening?
[01:02:02] Not this one.
[01:02:32] How do I start the show?
[01:02:41] Yo, I'm not- oh fuck, it's my first day here.
[01:02:46] Where's the bad bunny perform button?
[01:02:52] Shit.
[01:02:54] Yo, don't join me, please do not join me.
[01:02:59] I'm going to go with this one, Bad Bunny, Lima, Peru, baby, it don't matter if I leave
[01:03:16] and hide the screen, they still figure it out, it happens, it don't matter, it don't
[01:03:20] matter, it happens anyway, okay, ooh, I'm running fast as fuck, this is what I like,
[01:03:29] Look efficiency local. Okay. I guess I'm not a local vista the visita
[01:03:37] Does that mean I'm a visitor?
[01:03:45] Why did none of the why did none of them have the actual show happening?
[01:03:49] All right, no freaking concert no bad money concert. Let's see what else we could play on here
[01:04:03] Let's see what else that I'm not going to show you even though they're going to find me anyway
[01:04:08] Oh, this one looks fun.
[01:04:17] Okay, this one's called Find the Cats.
[01:04:21] You found a side cat.
[01:04:23] Yay!
[01:04:28] There's a cat down there.
[01:04:30] Look, I found him.
[01:04:38] Maybe my joins are not on, they never were on.
[01:04:40] You found Pond Cat.
[01:04:42] People search through each server and then they go find me.
[01:04:47] OK, I found Pond Cat.
[01:04:55] Ladder Cat.
[01:04:57] OK, I guess that's his name.
[01:05:00] How many cats are here?
[01:05:01] There's nine cats here.
[01:05:02] Hey, what about?
[01:05:03] There's got to be one up here.
[01:05:06] There's got to be.
[01:05:08] Does it get harder the more you go?
[01:05:11] Roof cat?
[01:05:13] You found sleeping cat.
[01:05:16] You found tree house cat.
[01:05:19] OK, I found five out of nine cats here.
[01:05:24] Click me.
[01:05:27] Wait, someone's calling.
[01:05:28] Hold on.
[01:05:30] We're going to start.
[01:05:36] Hello, yeah, I'm calling you about the cat you ordered. Yeah
[01:05:41] Delivery truck is there. So I hope you're at home. Bye. Okay. All right, cool cat. I ordered delivery truck is here
[01:05:49] Let me see. Oh shit. It is here
[01:05:52] Perfect. Oh
[01:05:55] I
[01:05:56] Found the secret cat. Oh
[01:06:00] My god, y'all can anyone else see this guy? Is there just me? Oh fuck. Yeah, I found the secret cat
[01:06:06] Okay cool. Uh, painting cat? Does he count? No, he don't count.
[01:06:12] Is there a microwave cat? Oven cat? Fridge cat?
[01:06:23] Okay, why am I actually having trouble finding the other cat?
[01:06:27] Oh, sleeping cat.
[01:06:28] You found that cat.
[01:06:29] A cat? Okay, six out of nine cats.
[01:06:32] My cats have escaped. Please find them.
[01:06:39] Okay, sure. I'll help you.
[01:06:41] Um, where's the skip?
[01:06:46] Wait, where are your cats?
[01:06:48] Maybe, I don't know where your cats are at.
[01:06:50] Oh, okay. Well, I found one over here.
[01:06:54] Is this yours?
[01:06:56] You found tree cat.
[01:07:02] What about this guy?
[01:07:03] You found grass cat.
[01:07:07] Okay, well, there's one more left.
[01:07:09] It says, where could he be?
[01:07:13] Where could this final cat be?
[01:07:17] Fuck.
[01:07:22] What's this goal doing?
[01:07:25] Where could this final cat be?
[01:07:27] There you go.
[01:07:31] If I was that cat,
[01:07:33] I feel like I would be inside.
[01:07:35] Girl, I don't know where your dang cats are, though.
[01:07:38] Okay, where is the last cat?
[01:07:42] Cat radar.
[01:07:45] Woo!
[01:07:49] Woo! Look at me go, look at me go!
[01:07:52] This has to be rigged. Where's the last fucking cat?
[01:08:00] Where is he? That little bitch.
[01:08:04] That little fucking bitch.
[01:08:12] Where is he? Tell me where he is!
[01:08:19] I wanna go to the next level.
[01:08:22] The little roof of the door?
[01:08:26] Little roof of the door.
[01:08:30] That little bitch.
[01:08:34] I found his ass.
[01:08:35] How am I supposed to click him though?
[01:08:36] Oh my god.
[01:08:37] Is that why he's the secret cat?
[01:08:38] Because I could jump up here and get him.
[01:08:41] Move!
[01:08:42] Fuck.
[01:08:43] How am I supposed to get up there?
[01:08:45] Oh, I gotta go on the roof probably, huh?
[01:08:50] I gotta go on the roof.
[01:08:59] What the hell? Dude, I literally found him!
[01:09:02] And you still let me click on him!
[01:09:04] Do I have to take this off?
[01:09:08] Okay, so I win.
[01:09:09] So now I can go to the next level.
[01:09:10] Okay, well what about this poor lady? She lost her cats.
[01:09:15] Okay.
[01:09:16] I'm not I guess sorry lady don't know what to do don't know how to help you okay next level
[01:09:24] What the hell is he good okay Wait what the hell there's four more cats hidden in this
[01:09:51] area? What the hell do you mean? There's four more in this area. Oh, there's one right
[01:10:00] there. Okay. So if I was another cat...
[01:10:15] I found smudge.
[01:10:39] Is there anyone? What about on this side though?
[01:10:45] Is there more like over here that counts?
[01:10:57] I want to go down to the beach.
[01:11:00] Let's go to the beach.
[01:11:02] I want to go to there.
[01:11:05] Where the hell?
[01:11:06] Under the box behind you you missed one
[01:11:12] Little guy, okay now one more there's one more cat. I'm missing one more cat at the beginning
[01:11:25] The mailbox or something maybe over here. He's probably in the garbage isn't he yes
[01:11:31] Speed up, come on. Hey, why isn't my speed up working? Did I use all my speed? Dang it.
[01:11:42] Okay, I win. Thank you! Okay, I get to go to the beach. Okay, keep your eyes peeled though.
[01:11:55] keep your eyes peeled though keep your eyes peeled don't want to miss up look
[01:12:05] almost miss that guy okay let's try was that ball no it's not a cat this is a
[01:12:14] cat. Okay. There's 18 cats here, bro.
[01:12:26] Adam and what was that? Creator. Wow. That is just beautiful. That
[01:12:33] really is just beautiful. And who's this?
[01:12:36] Can I go up here?
[01:12:41] Yes, but then I need more.
[01:12:45] Oh my god, this is like so detailed.
[01:12:48] Okay.
[01:12:52] Alright, let's go on to the actual beach.
[01:12:55] You rage quit this game.
[01:12:57] Look at these guys.
[01:13:03] That's not a cat. That's a mouse, Joy.
[01:13:10] Okay, let's see who's underwater.
[01:13:16] Sea cat white.
[01:13:23] Another sea cat white.
[01:13:27] Nice. Who else?
[01:13:32] Circle cat?
[01:13:35] Okay, island cat.
[01:13:41] Black cat.
[01:13:44] Because I'm an island boy.
[01:13:55] Look at this guy.
[01:14:01] Distracted cat.
[01:14:08] Whoa.
[01:14:10] Light cat.
[01:14:15] You found boat-pushed cat.
[01:14:18] You found cat-napping under boat.
[01:14:22] What about this guy? Wait, what about this guy?
[01:14:25] What about him?
[01:14:27] Okay, two more, two more.
[01:14:38] Two more kitties that we're missing.
[01:14:41] Oh wait, one right here.
[01:14:51] One more kitty.
[01:14:53] One more kitty!
[01:14:54] There was another one.
[01:14:55] I saw the black cat under water.
[01:14:58] Did I not? Or was there an, oh my God, is there a secret passageway?
[01:15:04] No, there isn't.
[01:15:10] Is there another one?
[01:15:15] There's probably one in here.
[01:15:17] What the hell?
[01:15:20] I saw him already.
[01:15:24] No one in the clam.
[01:15:25] the clam was a scam the clam was a scam
[01:15:36] there's one over here
[01:15:40] man fuck these cats me literally just making fun of the person who rage with
[01:15:45] it before like you rage with this game
[01:15:48] Oh, Hell's Kitchen 2.
[01:15:58] Sorry, did I join at a bad time?
[01:16:08] Did I join at a bad time?
[01:16:16] Okay.
[01:16:23] Aw.
[01:16:37] Yes, let's do this.
[01:16:39] We got this.
[01:16:46] Let me see, hold on.
[01:17:03] I'm Chef Ramsay, and this is Hell's Kitchen.
[01:17:05] Oh my god, it's really him!
[01:17:07] Here you go head-to-head against the greatest chefs on Roblox.
[01:17:17] I'll start by stricking you into two teams.
[01:17:20] Okay. Best chefs in Roblox.
[01:17:26] These are your teams. Don't get too comfortable.
[01:17:32] Welcome to Pre-Service. Your opportunity to demonstrate your culinary skills.
[01:17:36] This task is all about accuracy mm-hmm
[01:17:42] Mahaw okay, what is that? I don't know what that is shit. Okay. All right. All right, uh for a start at the fridge
[01:17:53] Okay, I need that
[01:17:56] Wait, I need this oh, okay
[01:18:01] Oh, it's telling me what I need. No, that's easy the hell
[01:18:06] Move, bitch!
[01:18:11] Okay, is that it?
[01:18:21] Now I gotta mix it, now I gotta mix it.
[01:18:24] Where, where, oh my god.
[01:18:27] No you fucking bitch, this one's mine.
[01:18:29] I'm sorry, I'm getting a little...
[01:18:36] Okay, assemble.
[01:18:39] Assemble.
[01:18:45] All right, ma-ha-ma-ha-walking.
[01:18:55] Look, and I have my little uniform on.
[01:18:59] Okay.
[01:19:00] I'm impressed, but only one team can win.
[01:19:03] The winning team is?
[01:19:04] Why is there only three people on the blue team?
[01:19:06] blue team how you've lost time to choose who's going home you'll be you'll be
[01:19:16] choosing from your lowest scoring players okay who was the lowest scoring
[01:19:20] player these are ZRW and rubies okay well it wasn't me um I'm gonna this is
[01:19:28] a literal baby so I'm gonna vote him off he's not even tall enough to see
[01:19:33] over the counter it's like so he's got to go
[01:19:41] get out and don't come back
[01:19:50] all right go and rest until there's time for the next round
[01:19:55] all right let's rest my god at least I can get a little bit of rest finally
[01:20:03] Uh, where's the, where's like the bedrooms and stuff? Like the, oh, okay. Right into it
[01:20:12] I get escape Gordon? What is this? Find the three keys in the exit before I catch you.
[01:20:24] What do you MEAN before I catch you?
[01:20:29] Girl, I'm scared, where is he?
[01:20:35] Oh, but can I get out?
[01:20:37] Okay.
[01:20:41] Ooh, what was that? Was that him?
[01:20:50] Girl, I'm fucking scared. I'm so fucking scared right now.
[01:20:54] I gotta find the three key- ooh, is that a key, bitch? It's a stone!
[01:21:05] Alright, I think we're good. We're safe for now.
[01:21:09] Oh. I found a key.
[01:21:16] I got one key, one key.
[01:21:18] Girl, I'm scared.
[01:21:23] I'm scared.
[01:21:26] Sun hurts with the raid, thank you!
[01:21:27] Oh shit, that's not an exit.
[01:21:29] Thank you, Sun Hurts with the raid.
[01:21:30] Oh my god, girl, you scared me.
[01:21:36] Holy shit.
[01:21:42] Which way have I not gone?
[01:21:45] What is that?
[01:21:48] Well, this all looks the same to me.
[01:21:54] This genuinely all looks the same to me.
[01:22:01] Oh, y'all!
[01:22:03] What was that?
[01:22:11] How much time is left?
[01:22:13] Bitch, I just keep going in circles.
[01:22:17] Oh, that's the light.
[01:22:20] It's making that noise.
[01:22:23] There's 30 seconds left?
[01:22:26] Oh, I see on the top.
[01:22:30] Oh my God, somebody already escaped.
[01:22:39] Where are you finding these fucking keys?
[01:22:40] Are they like inside of things?
[01:22:47] Four seconds left. He's gonna kill me
[01:23:01] Go and rest until it's time for the next round
[01:23:04] bullshit, bro
[01:23:06] You've been in the same three rooms like 10 times.
[01:23:09] Well, where? I didn't know what was going on.
[01:23:12] Like, I couldn't even see in there.
[01:23:16] This is dinner service. You're not just churning eggs out.
[01:23:19] You're performing a symphony.
[01:23:21] A symphony, absolutely.
[01:23:23] Cook with precision and keep customers smiling.
[01:23:26] Absolutely. Yes, Chef.
[01:23:29] Wildcard round, and what are we going to be cooking?
[01:23:36] Oh, empanadas. Okay.
[01:23:41] Okay, what do I need from the fridge?
[01:23:43] Hello? No, not. Okay.
[01:23:47] Okay, let's chop.
[01:23:52] Okay.
[01:23:53] Onion.
[01:23:54] Chop.
[01:23:55] Okay.
[01:23:56] What was that?
[01:23:57] What was that?
[01:24:01] What just happened?
[01:24:06] Put this away. Oh my god. Get this off my screen guys. Help me. I
[01:24:12] Blend it blend it come on
[01:24:21] Okay, what what is happening mix
[01:24:30] More energy more passion
[01:24:32] Okay, and put it in the oven.
[01:24:36] Okay, cook the dough. Cook the dough. Okay, now what do I have to do?
[01:24:40] Now what? Do I have to mix anything out like I don't know what to do?
[01:24:43] Do I just wait?
[01:24:47] Get this off my screen. Oh my god, it's gonna burn!
[01:24:49] You're way too slow. What a disaster.
[01:24:53] Fucking shit! You're fucking serious.
[01:24:59] And put out his walking
[01:25:06] No wonder it came back it got rejected fuck, okay
[01:25:15] Okay, I
[01:25:18] Could do this I could do this I
[01:25:21] Could do this I could do this you got a chop chop chop chop
[01:25:26] This one's gonna be perfect this was gonna be perfect
[01:25:29] Who is shitting all over the floor?
[01:25:32] Why am I chopping a singular olive?
[01:25:38] Okay, let's mix.
[01:25:43] No, I'm not going home. I can fix this, chef. Chef, you have to trust me. I can fix this.
[01:25:48] Okay, but what am I supposed to do? Assemble.
[01:25:51] That's it? It's done just like that? I didn't even cook it or nothing?
[01:25:56] Okay, sir. Yes chef. Oh, I almost slipped
[01:26:02] Thank you chef. Thank you chef
[01:26:06] Okay, 53 seconds left. I could do one more. Well, I want to do a hard one. I
[01:26:14] Have to prove that I can do it
[01:26:18] In 40 seconds
[01:26:20] Why am I cleaning? Why am I cleaning? I don't give a shit about that. That has nothing to do with me.
[01:26:28] I'm a chef, not a janitor. Oh my God.
[01:26:33] Okay, I just ranked that. What is happening? I'm so confused, bro. Am I supposed to be cleaning like I don't know?
[01:26:41] Blend, okay. Get this off my screen, like, my God.
[01:26:46] I have 13 seconds I'm not I'm not
[01:26:53] like I'm not getting out of here
[01:27:00] just the top performers left no pressure 877 the winning team is the blue
[01:27:08] I think we're going to have to go with rubies here.
[01:27:31] Decide
[01:27:41] Thank you chef. Thank you chef. I will let you down again. You're cooking come here over
[01:27:48] Thank you chef. I will let you down again
[01:27:54] Go and rest until it's time for the next round
[01:27:57] Okay, I'm gonna go rest until it's time for the next round.
[01:27:59] Oof, guys, let's all have a seat on the couch.
[01:28:02] Guys, today was quite the day, wasn't it?
[01:28:06] Oh my God.
[01:28:07] It's back here.
[01:28:09] Oh, the dresser.
[01:28:10] Oh, this is nice.
[01:28:11] Okay.
[01:28:12] Okay.
[01:28:13] Okay, hard.
[01:28:14] Yes, I want to do a hard one because I'm ready.
[01:28:17] I could do a hard one.
[01:28:19] Okay.
[01:28:22] Excuse me.
[01:28:26] You fucking bitches move. I'm chopping. It's my turn to chop. It's my fucking turn to chop.
[01:28:43] Okay, now what do I do? Oven cook. Absolutely.
[01:28:48] Okay.
[01:28:50] Can I do another one? Like, while this one's happening? I don't know. I don't think I can.
[01:28:56] Is it done? Okay, perfect. And now I have to mix.
[01:29:02] Wait, I thought I cooked this already, why is it raw?
[01:29:07] I'm so confused. Okay, that's fine, whatever.
[01:29:11] Fry it. Okay, fry it up. Come on, fry it up.
[01:29:26] Boom, perfect.
[01:29:27] For once, I don't want to throw a plate at the wall.
[01:29:29] OK, and let's just let me assemble it.
[01:29:31] Don't make me call Builderman.
[01:29:34] Builderman?
[01:29:34] Who the hell is that?
[01:29:36] The Enderman?
[01:29:37] OK.
[01:29:39] Did I serve it?
[01:29:41] OK.
[01:29:42] Done.
[01:29:42] Wait, I wanted that fucking coin.
[01:29:45] I'm going to take this one.
[01:29:46] That was a roller coaster, mostly downhill.
[01:29:51] The winning team is the Red Team.
[01:29:54] Let's go! Oh my god, okay.
[01:30:05] Dang. Okay, so is that, are we all going to be on one team now? That we're, like, there's only one person
[01:30:10] on the other team?
[01:30:18] I've shuffled your teams. Okay, so now it's me and Brooke, the toots.
[01:30:22] Go and rest until it's time for the next round.
[01:30:24] OK.
[01:30:26] OK, I wanted to check out more of that distressing room.
[01:30:29] That was kind of nice back there.
[01:30:32] This is nice, guys.
[01:30:35] This is nice.
[01:30:37] You can just touch up my makeup real quick.
[01:30:38] OK.
[01:30:41] What the fuck is this?
[01:30:43] Gordon's feast?
[01:30:45] What am I doing?
[01:30:46] Food's coming fast. Eat the finished dishes. Leave the raw rubbish. Okay? That looks finished.
[01:30:59] That looks finished. Rubbish. Finished. Finished. Finished. Finished. Raw.
[01:31:15] This is SOAP!
[01:31:31] Ay, ay, ay, young grass!
[01:31:38] I love how it literally tells you it highlights either red or green, if you're supposed to eat it or not.
[01:31:45] I'm not even gonna miss one, bro. This mission is so easy.
[01:31:54] No, mission is cake.
[01:31:58] Mission is like a cake, bro.
[01:32:12] Is it not meaning that?
[01:32:15] And how did I not get the best score how did I get the worst score go to rest until
[01:32:30] it's time for the next round slow down biggie like fuck y'all are cheating y'all are
[01:32:45] cheating literally are cheating oh shit okay
[01:32:55] okay
[01:32:57] okay boil okay boil like a mom boil the
[01:33:03] rice anything I need to do here no what
[01:33:06] about here nothing get this off of my
[01:33:10] fucking screen immediately bro get this
[01:33:13] off my screen like what do you supposed to do when this fucking happens no no no
[01:33:20] no no oh no now you want to get out the fuck is just crying
[01:33:30] I'm clicking E I'm clicking E multiple times
[01:33:43] This shit is so stupid.
[01:33:55] I can't let him see me like that.
[01:33:57] I can't let him see me like that.
[01:34:10] I just can't let him see me like that.
[01:34:13] Let's go relax, let's go to the hot springs, like when we just chill out.
[01:34:29] Let's have a nice, like, relaxing day all.
[01:34:33] That's good.
[01:34:53] Let's go to the roof top, leave my bike.
[01:35:18] Oh, this shit is cheap.
[01:35:19] Where's the hot springs?
[01:35:27] Okay, someone's just gonna get by a car.
[01:35:28] Okay, here's a sauna.
[01:35:30] Here we go.
[01:35:39] Oh, okay, this is nice.
[01:35:40] So I check in here.
[01:35:43] Does anyone work here?
[01:35:46] What's going on?
[01:35:48] Okay, I'm gonna start with the hot springs
[01:35:59] Guys, so this is pretty much what it's like at the Korean spa
[01:36:01] This is pretty much what it's like except everyone's butt booty naked. See okay. I'm a girl, so I'm gonna go here
[01:36:12] I'm a man, so I'm gonna go in here
[01:36:14] Excuse me fellas, is this the men's room?
[01:36:29] fellas is this the men's room?
[01:36:35] Alright thank you just want to make sure a man like me knew where to go.
[01:36:44] And don't think and don't and don't think just and don't think cuz I have my towel covering with my top half that I'm not a man
[01:36:55] I promise you I am oh
[01:37:00] We all get to meet up in oh we all get to meet up girls. Oh my gosh, we all get to meet up in one area
[01:37:06] I didn't realize that. Wait, I want the towel on my head. Where did you get that?
[01:37:16] Hey girls. I don't know but I want that. Yeah, how do I get that?
[01:37:36] Makes sheep head towel. Oh my god. So cute. Thank you. That's so cute
[01:37:42] Y'all look at how cute this is. Okay. This is actually genuinely my view myself
[01:37:46] This is genuinely for anyone who's never been to a Korean spa. This is genuinely what it looks like, but imagine everyone
[01:37:51] So they have this area over here
[01:37:54] There but I don't know what the actual term for this, but it's like a sitting shower
[01:37:57] And they have a shower head and like the soap and stuff and then you could like sit
[01:38:03] You could sit and you could get a little pets in yes chisel out in here. She was she's a service animal
[01:38:07] She's a service animal. So yeah, so then you could sit and you could take a shower while you're sitting
[01:38:13] Or they have the normal showers usually
[01:38:16] They have like the stand-up ones. Let me see if they have them here in this Roblox game
[01:38:21] They might just have the
[01:38:24] Okay, yeah, so then they have the stand-up showers boom
[01:38:29] Take a nice little shower
[01:38:32] And then don't forget the soap of course. Oops. Sorry. I'm wasting water here
[01:38:37] Okay, oh my god, they're gonna pick me out
[01:38:46] Who took heat in the tub
[01:38:55] Who did that I
[01:38:57] I know y'all heard that and look down the water looking a little funky color look that water looking a funky color
[01:39:05] Oh, I know y'all see that uh-huh. What is this a rose water? I was about to say
[01:39:11] Okay, anyway, so
[01:39:14] And then they have different hot tubs that you could bathe in sorry. I'm a little too close to this girl
[01:39:19] Let me let me give her some space. It's the slurping so loud
[01:39:22] And then what is this? This is the cold tub?
[01:39:27] Haripo. 34C. Is that hot or cold? No, I think that's still hot.
[01:39:34] We're going to the Haripo tub. Okay, what the hell is going on over there?
[01:39:40] That's hot? Okay. Yeah, so usually they got a couple different hot tubs, and then there's usually a cold one.
[01:39:46] Like have some like have some respect. This is nice. They got a little lap pool
[01:39:59] This is nice. Oh
[01:40:01] My god, and the one that I went to in New York had these
[01:40:05] Where you could sit right here, and it's like a massage
[01:40:09] Turn it on yeah
[01:40:11] Yeah, but they don't have any out here that have this
[01:40:15] Yeah, that is nice and you could sit there and then it's like a massage in the pool and
[01:40:22] Then what's over here? Oh, yo
[01:40:26] This is where they scrub you down
[01:40:29] Remember I told you that when you do the body scrubs and they there's there's an older woman in lingerie
[01:40:35] Your butt booty naked laying down like this
[01:40:37] your butt booty naked laying down on this table and they just take buckets of
[01:40:42] water and they dump it on you dump it on you dump it on you and then they scrub
[01:40:46] you down scrub you down and they flip you over dump more water dump more water it's
[01:40:53] they get up under your titties they get up every fold every nook and cranny
[01:40:58] don't know it's the best thing ever I promise it's the best thing ever and
[01:41:01] you leave feeling like a fucking beluga whale it is the best thing I've
[01:41:04] ever experienced. You have to trust me on this. You have to trust me on this. So
[01:41:15] yeah, so that's where they do that, but this is like pretty, like this is
[01:41:17] historically accurate Korean spa because they have usually it is,
[01:41:21] usually it's a little bit more private than this, but it's like within the,
[01:41:24] within the, this room is the area where they have the body scrubs. See
[01:41:30] Look at me even have the pricing on the wall and everything
[01:41:36] Yeah
[01:41:39] And let me see what else oh my god, I was naked. How is he just naked?
[01:41:45] The hell towel collection box discard you
[01:41:50] Okay, I was gonna say I didn't have any was this my phone y'all should have be allowed to have this in here
[01:41:57] Transformation
[01:41:59] Oh, thank you
[01:42:03] Map
[01:42:06] I can call
[01:42:29] Hello? Hello? Hello?
[01:42:39] Yo, come down to the bathroom. It's lit.
[01:42:45] Alright, I'm gonna see you there, big bro.
[01:42:49] Let's call someone else.
[01:42:51] Let's call Belkis.
[01:42:57] Let's see who has Wastra.
[01:43:07] You know what?
[01:43:19] Hello?
[01:43:21] Hello?
[01:43:23] Can you hear me?
[01:43:29] Girl, girl, I'm calling you.
[01:43:34] I'm calling you. Answer the phone.
[01:43:39] Hello?
[01:43:41] Hello?
[01:43:43] Hello? Can you hear me?
[01:43:46] I can't see the phone.
[01:43:50] My god, they're saying I didn't even work.
[01:43:53] B.S.
[01:43:58] And then what do they got over here? The steam rooms? Have they got some steam rooms?
[01:44:04] What? Am I not loud in there? Oh, I'm gonna call.
[01:44:12] Yo.
[01:44:14] You hear me?
[01:44:17] Hey, what's going on?
[01:44:21] How do you get one of those little towel wraps?
[01:44:25] So they're in the dressing room,
[01:44:29] and there's a row full of towels,
[01:44:32] and then on the right it'll say you can put it on your head.
[01:44:36] Okay.
[01:44:39] Okay, period.
[01:44:43] Okay, period. All right
[01:44:47] All right, cool. All right, why can't I go in here?
[01:44:52] Oh, it doesn't work with her head
[01:44:56] Dang, you don't work with her head. That's fucked up
[01:45:01] Okay, I don't know why it's okay. It's just decoration. I can't go into the steam room. Oh
[01:45:06] But the sauna I can go into the sauna. Oh, this is nice. Okay
[01:45:13] Who you know who you know wearing chrome hearts glasses and got their cat in the sauna? Let me know
[01:45:25] It's just nice. Okay, now I want to go to a freaking Korean spa again. Let's make me want to go to a Korean spa
[01:45:32] Let me see let me go back to the map oh
[01:45:38] My god y'all enough okay, let's go up to the spa
[01:45:43] Hello, I would like to purchase a what I can't like buy a facial or something like a massage or
[01:45:52] Okay, yeah, and then they have this area. Okay, it's called like the gym the ging the gym
[01:46:00] Okay, Jeffrey
[01:46:03] Okay, there's a word if someone could type it out. I'll know what it's called. There's a name for this area
[01:46:09] Yeah, that's what it is the gym Jill ball
[01:46:13] That's what it's called.
[01:46:16] And this is just the chill area.
[01:46:17] Everyone can just chill and hang out.
[01:46:19] Oh, I need premium to lay down on these.
[01:46:22] Why do I buy a fucking premium?
[01:46:24] And then everyone can just lay down and hang out.
[01:46:27] And, ooh, a baked egg.
[01:46:28] Don't mind if I do.
[01:46:31] Oh, oh, okay.
[01:46:36] Nice.
[01:46:38] Healing my egg.
[01:46:39] That was really good.
[01:46:44] And then there's usually different saunas up here.
[01:46:47] This is the cold one.
[01:46:49] There's usually some different saunas you can check out.
[01:46:51] So they got the cold one, they got, oh, this is out of order, dang it, what's back here?
[01:46:59] The VIP.
[01:47:00] Y'all, I want VIP.
[01:47:01] How do I get VIP?
[01:47:04] Hey, what's happening over here?
[01:47:07] going on over here okay this person's
[01:47:11] throwing water on Jeffrey that's not
[01:47:13] nice that's animal abuse do not do that
[01:47:15] I hear you I hear you your your caught
[01:47:19] look at that caught in action caught
[01:47:24] y'all are asking to get banned y'all are
[01:47:26] asking to get banned gone in 4k can I
[01:47:32] lay down here oh my god I can't lay
[01:47:33] down anywhere who's calling my phone
[01:47:37] Sorry, sorry I just have to ask, uh how are you?
[01:48:03] Get off my phone.
[01:48:13] Get off my phone!
[01:48:16] Oh, and they got, okay, they got like the clay sauna.
[01:48:19] Okay, nice.
[01:48:22] Spam collar.
[01:48:25] And then what's this one?
[01:48:28] Okay, this one's nice too.
[01:48:29] Okay. Alright. Let's see where else is there to go. Fitness. Then there's a coffee store
[01:48:52] in a restaurant as well I know little fart 420 is not calling me I know little
[01:49:04] little fart 420 is not calling me.
[01:49:20] Hello?
[01:49:22] Hello?
[01:49:24] Is your cat right in the back of the head?
[01:49:26] Is your cat right in the back of the head?
[01:49:28] Is my cat what?
[01:49:30] What did she say?
[01:49:34] I came here.
[01:49:37] baby's vaccinated?
[01:49:39] This monkey got an I heart KV shot at my black piece so fucking serious.
[01:50:06] Is it the monkey calling me? No.
[01:50:08] Bye, person.
[01:50:10] Speak your truth.
[01:50:12] Hello, ma'am.
[01:50:14] I was wondering if I could talk to you
[01:50:16] while your car is extended more.
[01:50:22] Okay.
[01:50:24] Low-far. Okay, here come low-far.
[01:50:26] Yes?
[01:50:30] Oh!
[01:50:32] I just wanted to say hi.
[01:50:34] I'm such a big fan.
[01:50:36] Thank you.
[01:50:36] Thank you a little hard.
[01:50:38] Yeah, of course, of course.
[01:50:40] Love you a lot, so goodnight.
[01:50:41] All right, have a good one.
[01:50:43] Good.
[01:50:43] Good.
[01:50:44] Oh, OK.
[01:50:46] Hello?
[01:50:51] OK.
[01:50:53] All right.
[01:50:54] OK, one more.
[01:50:56] Hello?
[01:50:58] Hi, can I give you a hard massage?
[01:51:00] I have good hands, and they are massive.
[01:51:04] and strong so I was asking if I can give you a hard massage
[01:51:08] actually yeah I could go for that right now actually
[01:51:11] okay let me just change to a good outfit that I'm coming
[01:51:15] okay perfect see you in a bit a little bit
[01:51:17] yeah see you there
[01:51:18] alright bye
[01:51:20] we are at the spa so I am looking again
[01:51:24] okay let me leave before this gets too freaky
[01:51:28] alright guys you're not supposed to join me you're not supposed to join me
[01:51:31] when I'm playing but that was I'll
[01:51:33] I'll let it slide that one time. That was kind of funny.
[01:51:35] The calling of the phone thing was pretty funny. I liked that.
[01:51:39] But any other time, you're gonna get banned.
[01:51:44] Any other time, you're gonna get in trouble.
[01:51:49] So, enough.
[01:51:56] What game was that? It was called...
[01:51:58] What was it even called?
[01:52:00] Neo he hot spring. Neo he hot spring. That was pretty fun. That was pretty relaxing. I like that. I'm hungry. What time is it 2 39?
[01:52:30] I gotta bring an appetizer to a Superbowl party.
[01:52:37] Wish I bring something that I could be able to go pick up.
[01:52:45] Some chicken wings.
[01:52:48] I'm not going to make something, I gotta bring something, I gotta bring something, so I gotta
[01:53:03] let go buy something at the store.
[01:53:06] Isn't this going like an hour, yeah I'm not cooking, I'm just gonna pick something up,
[01:53:14] pick up some wings or some buffalo chicken dip where they do that at though
[01:53:18] that's like good like I feel like something like that you got to make it
[01:53:22] you know what I mean crab ring goons is that kind of random though just show up
[01:53:29] with a whole with a whole fucking container of crab ring goon that show
[01:53:34] probably that'd be good though
[01:53:37] that would be good though
[01:53:44] All right, okay, all right. Well, the Super Bowl does start in like a little bit so I am gonna get off
[01:53:51] In shower and all that good stuff. So again, this is a random ass stupid ass stream for no reason
[01:53:56] And I'll see you Tuesday, and I mean that for real this time
[01:53:59] You're not gonna see me tomorrow like actually you're not gonna see me tomorrow. So I'll see you Tuesday, okay?
[01:54:02] Have fun everyone watch the halftime show
[01:54:07] Excuse me and say bye to Chai. She's licking her bum. Okay. Bye