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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Today's the day wait for us for my light on
Today's the day vanilla unicorn grant opening party
Who's excited? I know a little bit earlier than um, I'm a little bit earlier than normal
And look, I'm wearing my vanilla.
I'm wearing my vanilla sweater as part of my birthday PO box
gifts, because vanilla, vanilla unicorn.
But yeah, I am a little bit earlier.
OK, so I was told that the grand opening was going
to be at 4 PM my time, which is in like an hour and 20 minutes.
But apparently, they're trying to get it started
a little bit earlier.
So I was like, you know what, let me hop on here early.
So here we are, but guys, before we start playing,
before we start playing, I have very exciting news.
I have very exciting news.
Let's get a drum roll.
Are you guys ready?
And we're not gonna do that freaking long one
that it did last time.
Drum roll, drum roll, okay.
Here we go, ready?
Drum roll please for my big important news.
I am no longer pre-diabetic!
Yay!
I have reversed my pre-diabetes!
Uh oh.
It actually didn't mean to click the grinder button.
I need it. You know what I fuck it. I'll double down on that. I'll double down on that. Oh wait. Hello
Grindr
Grindr
Oh my god, I broke it
Okay
Grindr
Guys I broke it
What's going on Leo with the five give to thank you Leo with the five, but yes, okay, but yeah, I am officially not
pre-diabetic anymore, woo!
So I'm very happy about that, sorry, I'm trying to...
I am happy about that, that is great news.
I got my blood work results back this morning
because I went, actually I went yesterday,
so that was very quick of them to get that ready.
But yeah, my levels used to be at 5.8,
and anything above 5.7 is considered pre-diabetic,
And if it's higher than diabetic, but it's now out of 5.6, which is very good.
That's very good.
And I'm going to try to get it even lower.
But 5.6, anything under 5.7 is considered normal.
So it's a 5.6.
It used to be 5.8.
So that's really good.
Emily with the five, give you thank you.
Emily with the five, but thank you guys for, thank you guys.
So what else?
So they're not pre-diabetic either anymore.
Yay!
Mander penguin with the five give your thank you Mander penguin with the five. Yes. Thank you guys so much
How did how did it get to that if you don't mind me asking back down or up high
If it's hot, well, I am like more likely to get it because people in my family have it
So genetically I'm just more likely to get it
So yeah, I just just me kind of eating like normally and like not working out a lot
I was bound to get it. So once I found out that I was pre-diabetic. I was like, oh, yeah
so I put in the work and I've been going to the gym eating less carbs and
Doing more protein and that's pretty much it and it's really not as hard as it sounds
I it's really not that hard. Oh my god, Leo Mace with another five. Thank you, Leo Mace and roast
dinosaur with the five gifted. Thank you roast dinosaur and Leo
so
So yeah, very excited
Yeah
So yeah
But
Yeah, cuz I know I feel like everyone feels it feels like they need to go to the gym
I feel like everyone feels like they need to go to the gym and be like and like work like
like super duper hard and be like sweating and like dying and throwing up like you really
don't like if you just go if you just even if you just walk even if you just walk a little
bit even if you just walk a little bit like just just something to start it I promise it's
going to make a difference like you don't have to go zero to a hundred so that's that's
what I meant by like it's not as hard as it seems because I'm somebody if hey if it's
It's too hard, I don't want to fucking do it.
So yeah, but no, I feel really great.
I feel really great.
I just went to the gym this morning.
I did upper body and then I walked in the treadmill
for like 20 minutes and yeah, I do feel better.
I do feel a lot healthier for sure.
Well, I mean, it's just eating better and just working out.
It just makes you feel better too, like in exchange,
like in every sense of the word,
like mentally, physically, everything.
But yeah, so, but thank you.
So much.
And again, yeah, that's why we're here early today
because we're doing the Vanilla Unicorn Grand Opening
on G-Tail.
Let me boot it up now just in case it takes a second.
And I did order lunch because I haven't eaten lunch yet
so I am gonna be munching and crunching
probably within the next like 20 minutes.
Someone said, hi first time watching your streams
properly on Twitch.
What should I expect?
Expect to crack up.
Expect to be cracking up.
That's really all you need to expect.
Oh, the server's restarting soon?
Oh, it restarts in 15 minutes.
Should I wait then?
Maybe we could just talk and wait
and let me see where my food's at.
I know there's no point
if it's just gonna restart in 15 minutes.
Let's just hang out for a second.
Okay, I felt like I was like rushing to get on anyway.
So this is actually good.
We can just hang out for a second.
Okay.
Cool.
Does this mean you'll be off earlier?
Yes, it does mean I'll be off earlier.
What are we eating today?
I've been in, I've been really into raps.
My friend showed me this rap place.
We went to a spa this weekend and we ordered these raps.
They're so good, so I just ordered another one of them.
Oh, it's almost here actually.
Perfect!
That's perfect, I could eat my wrap before we get on.
Oh, the wrap from the other day was from Giada.
That wrap was from Giada, the one that I ate with Katie.
Well, not with Katie, she unfortunately
wasn't able to have a bite.
But I went out with me and Katie were screaming.
Recap from yesterday. Okay. Yeah, recap from yesterday. Okay, so yesterday
Yesterday, what the hell? Okay. Where did it start yesterday? The okay, so we woke up
We went to the the mayor the mayoral debate
We went to the debate
We watched you know people kind of the the candidates bicker a little bit
I
Think was his name Tony tried to out Fergus Ferguson
as gay, which is not true. Not true at all. And then I did faint. I did faint from birdphobia.
One of the candidates said, I'm not a bird and I did faint from the sheer birdphobia
at that event. I didn't make a scene. And then later on, I was actually about to do a reading
at Burger Shot. I was about to do a psychic reading for Maximilian at Burger Shot.
And the same candidate who was birdphobic was in there and tried to take a picture with me
and act like everything was cool. So I punched her straight in her fucking mouth.
And I said, listen, if you want to get a picture, if you want a photo op, I'm going to need 3k.
So she sent, she sent $3,000. And, um, yeah, she sent $3,000.
And then I did my reading and then I only charged 150 for the reading but he gave me $600 so that was so I made I made $3,600 in the been burger shot in a span of 20 minutes.
And what else happened after that.
What did we do after that.
And we worked on the song really that was it I met a guy who says he rob's houses
But we didn't really do that we didn't do that and then I just I ended up just working on the song a little bit more
And I looked at cars. I looked at cars. I am saving up. I am gonna be saving up for the pink convertible mini Cooper
It's $30,000. I have $8,000 currently so I'm saving up for that
But yeah
Yeah, I saw Tyler at the hospital
Um, socials was booming, but yeah, but I'm hoping that I make, you know, a little bit
of money to put towards the car tonight at the, um, at the Vanilla Unicorn grand opening.
Carla accidentally did, did post a little bit of an explicit image on her, um, socials.
didn't know how to get it off so she called everyone she knows saying oh my god look what
I just posted how embarrassed yeah yeah and she said told us whatever you do don't go
look at my socials right now and I and I just I accidentally reposted it because I tried
to like it but um yeah but that's pretty much where we left off that's pretty much where
left off, but tonight is the Vanilla Unicorn Grand Opening. I'm going to see Damien because he said
he's going to go because Vivian's going to be there. I am also participating in some sort of
auction that I believe is going on. I'm really not sure. Yeah, and I know that there's a couple
other dancers as well that are all going to be at the Grand Opening. Yeah, server restart in 10
10 minutes that's actually perfect because my food is like just getting here right now. So that's perfect timing
Well, someone said are you trying to get with Damien or Tyler? I mean
Who's I mean Tyler's kind of more the homie now, you know what I mean?
But it's like Tyler like we still love Tyler like we fuck with Tyler
but
Who's to say who's to say?
say.
Sleigh Pussy Queen like.
But Tyler does have a girlfriend who might not be real apparently.
But that's you know, I'm not going to I'm not going to press too much about
that forest Gumpler with the five gifted.
Thank you forest Gumpler with the five gifted.
Thank you forest Gumpler.
Oh my god, but look at this freaking stinking cute fan art that somebody made.
I was looking at the Wikipedia, the Vivian Vegas Wikipedia.
And somebody made the cutest fan art of me and Damien.
It was really cute.
Look at this Vivian and Damien fan art.
Where is it?
I know I saw it on here.
How do I see the fan art section? I saw it on my phone.
Gallery, oh fan art, okay.
Look at how stinking cute that is!
Isn't that cute?
Like, shut up!
I love that.
It's by...
It's like, I can't read their...
Their tag is on the top there, but...
And they made it look like a phone picture.
Isn't that cute?
So adorbs um you see I think the guy's bringing my food here right now. Yes
I'm so hungry. Hold on. Who's calling me?
Where's my phone buzzing and it's not ringing? My phone is literally buzzing
but but nothing's ringing hello?
What is happening?
It's buzzing, but nothing's...
That was weird.
Strange.
Oh, you're right.
Probably my road story, actually.
That makes sense.
My bad.
Wait Dylan's getting a shirt.
Oh fuck.
For the Halloween party man this shit is so stupid and one of them I made myself.
This is the one that I made myself because I'm a graphic designer.
No I made this stupid design myself.
And the other two I got made from Sewell my awesome graphic designer
They are incredible and there's gonna be so there's gonna be three
options for
shirts at the Halloween Party
Oh you want okay, yeah for the people that weren't here who want to hear this
Who who want to hear the song they could hear that?
My food's here. Let me go grab it. Give me a second.
Well, I'll play the I'll play the song really quick, and then I'll go grab my food.
Okay, here it is. Here's the song.
Okay, I'm warning you, if you weren't here yesterday, it does kind of switch up, I'm
just warning you, that it does switch up a little bit in the middle, I'm just warning
you. No, it's not finished. It's not finished. It does need some, we need to switch up some
of the vocals and things of that nature and stuff like that. We need to, we need to switch
all that stuff up, but just, I'm just warning you, just everyone just listen.
Hello?
How do you know my name is?
Oh my god!
I'm so excited!
So are you excited so I can count it out?
I'm so excited!
For yourself there!
I'm looking sharp!
Far-fitted!
I'm looking sharp and sharp!
I'm so excited!
Round six of these!
These days!
In my heart are these!
One pair!
Starfighters!
Let's keep going!
Starfighters!
Starfighters!
Starfighters!
Supply them that you have the bird shot!
The science is a queen!
And I'm gonna make a scene!
Everybody's like your being!
You should make the city queen!
I'm Starfighters, Kelly!
I'm not a passionate!
And I'm like Fortress Kelly!
I'm Starfighters, Kelly!
I'm Starfighters, Kelly!
I'm Starfighters, Kelly!
So that's what we have so that is what we have that's what we have so far
Um, just gotta mix and match. I'm finding it. I'm finding it
Just got a mix and master it a little bit, but that's Vivian's song Vivian's first song and then we're gonna add the stupid
Spoken word at the end
We're gonna add the stupid spoken word at the end and I'm gonna fix some of the levels and like the effects and shit on some of the
so salty
I just, it's just really something, yeah, it really is, so, um, and we're gonna put sound
effects and like, super shit in there, and add some more ad libs, yeah, that's all like
the fun stuff that, um, ooh, pink hair, toxic eyes, wait, Shawn we might have to put that
in there, we're gonna have to put that in there somewhere, that's good, that's good,
Okay, my wrap.
Write that down!
Write that down!
Oh no!
Did they put the...
No!
Don't tell me they put the dressing on the wrap when I asked for it on the side.
Oh please.
Okay.
Okay, okay, let's see, oh, they should not be so good, bro
Oh my god, okay.
Oh, it smells so good.
And look at the little chilies.
Oh my god.
My mouth is watering.
Okay.
Mm-hmm
The server is reset
All right, it's reset right now
Perfect timing I
Probably could open it now. Oh
Oh my god, there's no chewing sounds anymore?
Wait, no, really?
But not as bad as it was.
Like you could literally hear every noise that was like,
it sounds bad?
Okay.
Like you literally could hear like,
like you could hear every fucking, it was disgusting.
Like every bite that I took in it, every swallow is nasty.
It's just so fucking good.
I like this better this rap better than the giada one
Okay
It's restarting okay, I just opened it up
I just booted it up
But but booted up, but but booted up. Oh someone said how's the how's the blood sugar looking? I announced at the beginning of the stream
I am no longer pre-diabetic
It's good
It's looking very good. So thank you for asking
So if you just got here that's that was my that was my announcement
I'm not going to lie, I went to BJ's last night, and I just had a feeling that my blood sugar was better, so I did.
Did I have a little bit of the spooky-pazookie?
I did.
I did.
It wasn't good as fuck. Yes! Yes it was! That was my celebration!
Someone said, One Bite isn't gonna kill you. Oh, it was way more than One Bite!
And it was well worth it. It was really good.
The spooky Pazuki! They do a Halloween one.
Okay, so the view does open in an hour, but the dancers have to get there early, okay.
Yeah, it's orange.
So ice cream is orange, but it's still just vanilla ice cream.
They've been practicing?
Okay, well, good thing Vivian doesn't even need to practice.
She's been doing this her whole life.
You saw my audition, and how amazing it was.
Someone said, are you good at math? Absolutely not. I might be the worst math person in the whole world.
Worst math person. That's the title. No, I'm so bad at math. Like, embarrassingly bad at math.
Little Missy with the five, thank you Little Missy with the five gift there.
Thank you.
What's now plus ten?
Twenty-one?
You stupid.
Man, I miss mine.
Vivian's legal aid with the five gifted.
Well, thank you.
I didn't know that I had one of those.
That's good to know.
Thank you Vivian's legal aid with the five gift in.
Thank you.
No!
What do you mean by that?
Gold dust banana with the five, thank you gold dust banana.
All right
Let's try that again
Hmm, it's still resetting?
No, it's good, okay.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Cannella Mace with the Chen Gifted!
Thank you, Cannella Mace with the Chen Gifted!
Thank you, Canella Mace.
Come on, no pixel please!
Look watch, as soon as I open the task manager, it's gonna work. It happens every time.
As soon as I go, I'm telling you, it's like, no wait, no wait.
David Chris, I want the five, give you, thank you, David Chris, with the five.
Who said Murphy's Law, Toyotothong, with the ten?
Yeah, you have to pretend like you don't care.
Thank you Toyodothon with the 10 gifted.
Big freaking 10 gifted Toyodothon.
Thank you so much.
All right, yes.
Wordy with the five, give to thank you, wordy with the five.
Good morning!
Good morning, citizens of Los Santos.
Hope you all have a great day.
I know I will.
Perfect.
All right, let me check my phone real quick. Let's look at social see what's going on
Who's awake right now hashtag opening doors and fight what the casinos opening in five minutes? Oh
God that's gonna be terrible for the grand opening of the oh no. Oh
Carmella has juicy pussy condition
Views mad dry right now is anyone gonna show up. Oh my god
Wait, fuck.
What do I do?
Fuck!
The song was supposed to be ready for the casino!
Roxanne!
Hey girl!
Oh, hey, Vivian.
It's Roxanne.
It came foxy-loxy.
Hey, Roxanne, what's up?
Hey, was that you on the balcony?
Oh, that was!
Did you hear me?
Oh my god, totally from the bottom floor.
Oh, wow.
Sorry.
Oh, wow, sorry a little loud
No, I don't but I could I could get us a ride
Um, I guess we're gonna have to find out when I ask them when I go
Oh, is that okay?
Yeah, okay, okay.
Oh my God, are you getting auctioned off too?
I am!
Okay, me too.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
What if nobody bids on me?
No, that would never happen.
They are going to go crazy bidding on you.
Wait, you think so?
I do think so.
I do think so, that's gonna be amazing.
I'm gonna have to get some phone calls.
No, don't even worry about it.
People are gonna show up
gonna be such a fun time. Okay, all right. Let me come down
stairs right now. Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
Switches. Switches. Oh my god, you switched me back. Of
course. That was my first switch of the day. Oh, yay.
Yeah. Okay, bye.
Okay, okay, I got a tweet.
Everyone pull up to the VU grand opening.
Okay.
Okay, let me go downstairs real quick.
What if I have text and shit?
99 texts coming to VU.
I'm on my way to...
Okay, I just want to make, well, I just want them to know that I'm on my way.
Oh, fuck, I got a change, but this is my outfit.
Yes, gave me, so it'll be there to support me.
Carlos Girls School, okay.
Lucy Fur.
Hey, this is Lucy.
This is a random question, but did Tyler ever say he was going to bid on you at the VU?
Hey, wait, who's Lucy Fur?
I mean, he-
What the fuck was that?
Hey, he did, but only to promote to to get other people to bid I mean that's what he said
Okay, let me go downstairs.
That's what's up, brother.
Hey, y'all.
Get out there and make that money, Kago.
Yeah.
Morning, everyone.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hi, everyone.
Hi, everyone.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm going to go get a car and I'll be right back.
What is going on, what's the hold up here?
She can't summer, I'm being forced to be on her.
Ha ha, she's trying to get me to scan a bit on her and make her feel bad.
What?
This is it, this is it, this is the one.
What?
Maybe we gotta buy a car.
Frick!
Okay, alright, this one, this one right here.
I...
We gotta buy a car.
Are you frightened?
Oh this one, this one, perfect.
Thank you guys so much, that's so nice of you, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, perfect.
Alright, we gotta change, and then we have to...
Yeah, which way?
Oops, um, could you mark it on the map?
I always forget where it is.
Oh, shit.
It's in like the south side.
Okay, perfect.
There you go.
How's your day been?
Oh my day? Ugh. Moving it is starting. It all started with me waking up in the apartment thinking,
oh, I need to go through my missed 99 messages. So I'm going to do one by one, you know, see
what's going on, and then I'll do the next opening day and I'm stressed out. Okay, and
I'm like, oh, you know how the corset is, right?
It's really tight.
Yeah.
I just squeeze myself in tape because it's
like an extra, extra, extra, extra, extra small.
And I'm like an extra, extra, extra small.
Right, right.
That must be hard to begin with.
And you know, imagine if your tip popped out.
I mean, I guess at the vanilla unicorn
it's really not that bad.
Yeah, it's probably the best place
to have your tip pop out, I guess.
Yeah, right.
But anyway, but not for free though, right?
No, no, of course not.
Ugh, yeah, so anyways.
So, you know, I'm trying to get my clothes on,
and but then, next you know,
I get a phone call from Tom.
Uh-huh, Tom?
Who's Tom?
He's a co-worker.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, he's a co-worker at the G6.
Okay.
Whoa.
Anyways, he calls me and like,
shh, don't talk, don't talk.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
So, he wants to meet a person, so we meet at the back of the apartment, by the pool.
Okay.
So I'm just sunbathing in the meetup on Hepscootie, and he tells me, and he talks to you, alright,
but don't say anything because it's pretty serious.
And I'm freaking out.
And then that's when he breaks up with me.
He tells me...
Roxanne aka FoxyRoxy?
I'm over you.
You know, there's somebody else.
Yes.
And that person is a commissioner.
Do you know the commissioner?
No, commissioner for what?
The police to buy me.
What?!
Yeah!
Oh, that's just bullshit.
I know!
So now, I'm thinking, wait, I think me and the commissioner have a thing.
So it's a love triangle?
Oh, it could be. Maybe all you guys could like be a thing. That could be fun.
Wait, like a three-way?
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that is possible.
I mean, I wouldn't mind that.
Oh, by the way, by the way, I'm getting a world key to have an extra outfit for the auction. We just have to switch over. So the auction's happening about 30 minutes into.
Into what it opens. Okay, change. Oh, let me. Okay. Yeah. Wait. So, so we did the normal outfit first or the auction outfit first.
Oh, normal normal normal. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Let me make one just to have.
I need it I need an auction what's your auction outfit oh I was just gonna
the one that you saw with the black with the yeah okay okay let me let me let me
wait no no no no wait do you think demons gonna be there yeah he is gonna be
there yeah he is gonna be there okay okay okay okay all right I'll be making
outfit my auction honestly highest bidder I just I just really need to save up
for a car so yeah what kind of car are you looking at
I'm looking at a four-door I see rally for 140,000 oh that's not even that much
I'm sure that we can make that tonight but that's really good that's a lot of
I only have like 9k. Yeah, you're rich.
Oh my god, you need more money. I know I do.
Okay, where's all like the sexy shit? Hold on.
There's like a there's like a bikini top.
Anyways, okay, look. I think, you know, you should just
what you want to attract okay okay that I like that I like that so I mean didn't
think Damien's got me rich too right that's a good question I don't know I
never really asked him that I think so maybe I like Zebra what was that he's
He's got to be rich, right Damien?
I mean, I hope so.
No, yeah, I mean, well, you know, I like him either way,
but, because, you know, I could still make that money
on the side, I'm not too worried about it.
But I'm sure, I mean, yeah, he's like a really talented
music artist, so he has to have some money.
Right, I don't know.
The zebra, right?
I like the zebra.
I like that one.
Okay, what about the backwards?
Oh yeah, well, well then, I gotta call.
No, yeah, do your thing.
I'm just gonna make this outfit real quick.
Uh, you see anything you like?
Oh hey Kenzama, it's um, Roxy and the G-Box Roxy?
Yeah, I have your number saved Roxy-Chan, I know it's you!
Oh yeah, of course. Kenzama, listen!
Yeah, Roxy-Chan?
I'm gonna be, um, I'm gonna be auctioned at the vanilla unit behind
Yeah, I know, and look, Kenzala, I have to do anything but be asked for a whole day.
And Kenzala, it's gonna be in the box, how do I pay?
Watch out for the socials.
Okay, I'll shove my feet into heels for this.
If you don't bid on me, I'm gonna have to go with another man.
And I'm gonna have to do everything we want me to.
Mark, why there?
I know, Kenzala.
How much do you think you're gonna bet on you?
Um, what?
Jinger, is that you?
Yeah?
Jinger, how much do you think I'm worth, by the way?
You're worth everything.
Really?
I only have $1,700 to my bank account.
Do you only have about...
I mean, that's good enough, Kenzama.
What?
This?
Yeah, I think you're kind of rough right now.
Well, can you take our loan?
Um, I can call around.
Just tell me what you're playing.
What if some like, you know, like your arch nemesis like zero bids on me, right?
The theme is pink?
And then he takes me on his motorcycle and does things.
Boots?
What's he gonna do?
Like what?
I'm like, the boots look a mess.
Anything.
Okay.
Well, he's gonna like kiss you?
No, the boots look a mess.
Who's like a mess?
Who knows?
Maybe he'll give me some smooch.
Oh, these ones are old!
He's gonna bend on me, can't thumb up!
Pink skirt?
Yeah!
I don't have to do pink.
Okay, yeah.
For the Jason Mark or the Marco Least?
Oh, yeah.
Theme is pink.
No, our normal outfits are pink and white,
but they're different outfits to wear anything.
I have this exact outfit that Roxy has,
but for the auction, we can wear whatever we want.
Hopefully, you know.
Okay, actually, okay, how do they do this, actually?
It's kind of cute.
I think that worked, I think he's definitely gonna put some money down for sure.
And I don't believe that he only thinks- he works all the time, girl!
Hey guys!
Oh hey guys!
I'm so freaking excited!
So excited!
Ah, I can't wait.
Wait, maybe fuck, I need to go style my hair again.
I need my extensions.
I need like a little chain for my extensions.
Oh, that's cute.
Wait, did you make an intro for your, um, auction?
Um, yeah, I typed it in the chat earlier. Well, I yeah, so I hope they use it
No, but it's too short. I don't know how long and intro should be
This is Roxanne 18 a foxy-roxy. She has no criminal history, but she's willing to lose it to the right person
and she's willing to do anything.
I love that.
That's perfect.
Yeah, and it's really, I mean, it's like,
it shows that you're really down for everything.
Oh, okay.
Which is good.
I'm too short.
No, no, mine was short like that too.
Mine was even shorter, honestly.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I think just keeping it short and sweet.
Yeah, we should do a little
Yeah, me too to be honest I'm a little nervous as well
Spike Joker that cut oh, yeah
Lose the boo hey, let me just say okay, what it because I don't want to be doing too much like I like
I feel like the boots just kind of make it though, I don't know.
Oh my gosh, she's calling!
Okay, okay.
Hi, Adriana, I'm with Vivian right now, we're coming over, we're coming.
Okay, okay, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Okay, we're coming right now!
I'm freaking out!
I'm freaking out!
Okay, we're coming!
Okay, we're coming!
No?
Don't forget to um, um, what are you calling?
Uh...
No, gloves look stupid.
Okay, okay, let me just get this off really quick.
really quick okay um this one is gonna be auction okay I'm ready
Hey, let's go, let's go! Come on!
Let's go, let's go. Look out.
Wait, did you... um...
We'll be fine, let's go.
Okay. Oh, hi kitty, hi kitty kitty!
Okay, let's go.
Excuse me, sexy girls coming through!
Time to go!
Oh, God.
He's huge!
Well, girl, I know that's why I'm so sick of shoving my feet into those heels. I can't do it.
oh shit I need water I saw someone's they got to have to stretch out your
shoes often yeah I do I do that's why you know when I do wear heels and stuff
I try to wear them for too long so it really hurts
I
Yes, yes, I'm very excited
Yeah, I love it.
We're just waiting for the girls to come, okay?
Okay, okay.
Hey!
Hey girl, you look amazing!
Oh, thank you! I'm so excited.
Today's the day.
Are you at the VU?
It's gonna be amazing.
See, you look so good!
Let me post something on socials.
Yeah, dude, it was just a rush!
Uh, that would be me and, uh, Roxy over here.
Oh, yeah, I know.
What's your name?
I can't remember, but I remember that pink hair.
Yes, my name is Vivian.
I think we, uh, we did a little bit of a laugh dance once way back then, but, you know,
I didn't really get to, uh, meet you too much more than that, but...
I don't think we're formally met.
Yeah, I've heard about you, though.
Will you remind me your name again?
We...
It's Buster.
Buster, nice to meet you.
Buster, nice to meet you.
BJ.
Buster BJ.
Nice to meet you.
I am, I am, I am going to be doing the auction as well, what about you?
Oh yeah, very excited to meet another co-worker.
Yeah, me too.
I'll send you my digits.
Oh right, you do that.
I'll do the same.
Be expecting images of me.
I cannot wait.
Alright, let me share mine.
There you are Buster Jerry
Let me touch you so you have it
So who you guys voting for perfect, thank you for there you go that's for the mayor
Yeah, I didn't vote yet, but my vote's definitely leaning towards the vote right now.
I didn't vote for anyone, but I'm telling everyone I voted for them.
Don't tell anyone.
Okay, okay.
I'm voting for Naomi.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Did you hear what she did yesterday, though?
Yeah, she was really fucked up to Vivian.
Wait, wait, wait, what did she do?
Yeah, so, well, I didn't, you know, and this is not something that she would know, so I don't,
I totally get it, but I am perper
I love you girls so much and I love the trauma but lock in everyone right because I'm not okay three girls on stage right now
We're doing a rehearsal. All right. Let's go
Okay
You know the routine girl?
I'm here, I'm here!
Get on the pole girl, get on the pole!
Maybe in the open center, open center!
Okay got it!
Open center me, one on the pole, one on the pole, one on the pole!
Ask for the front please, thank you!
25% bird?
Let me see what you fucking got!
Okay only three girls on stage!
Wendy!
I know I'm leaving, I'm leaving, sorry!
What?!
I know, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, sorry.
What?!
Okay, so we haven't gotten radio, so I hear we cannot do the 1, 2, 3, go thing.
I'm just going to have to message in the group chat one to switch.
Okay, girls, but let's test that out on that.
On go we do lap dance.
Ready?
1, 2, 3, go.
And I'm going to message in the group chat one to switch.
When the message says go, you switch.
Yeah, if you see people walking towards you, it's probably just time to start switching.
What's going on in the back?
Little late on that switch, but okay.
You're late! Again!
And then it's only you guys get to the pool and just slot dance.
The page is slot dance on the pool.
We have no radios to do it in sync, I fear.
I'm going to do the switch again on tech.
That was good.
That was good timing.
How we're going to have to do it for tonight until we get radios.
Got it.
If you guys get bored on stage, just message in the group chat and then someone will come
and take your spot and then you can go on the ground floor and give lap dances.
30 minutes at 7 p.m. And then 30 minutes in the event the auction will start and then
Carnella comes in she will announce everyone
Should I drop it on the floor?
Everyone should have given their staging their stripper name and like a little slogan to Jordan if you did not please do that right now
Once you hear your name, you come out and then you line up in front here, okay?
Mm-hmm. Oh shit. Lie up in front
Do we know who's getting auctioned when like do we know what position we're in?
Does anyone happen to have a good um, and they just ran down really it's fine. I was just curious
Yes, the bartenders should have
Thank you so much
Put it on. Oh, yes, I can't.
Okay, here's some food.
I'll get some water.
Oh, thank you so much.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yesterday at the debate I believe
I don't know how to charge people.
I mean, well, you know, I appreciate you for standing on business.
I live in this chapter.
What did you say?
I said, are you bird phobic?
Yeah, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up!
I actually love birds.
No, like, that's my, that's like, really where I draw the line.
Like, you can be homophobic, you can be whatever, but you are, you cannot be bird phobic.
right exactly I mean exactly cuz I'm like I'm not that woke either trust but
it's like bird phobia that's where we got like that's like that's so messed up
there's a clown that's afraid of birds who I met him so mean yes I met him you
so mean to me he thinks all birds are dinosaurs and he's very afraid of them
Yeah, like we'll actually start crying.
I love cock and cock is a bird.
That's true.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, I talked to Adriana just to make sure I wouldn't get in trouble for trying to like up sail.
up sale yes i do yes i do she said it she said she's on board if i go dressed like someone else
and i i do it you know hey vivian has it got it she's she's good she's good she's about it
she might join in yeah of course what's up i got a text from somebody named let me let me check
got a text from uh i don't even recognize the name lucy fur yeah yeah she's a good friend of mine
she said hey viv this is lucy this is a random question but did tyler ever say he was gonna
bit on you at the VU. Oh it was a there was a misunderstanding with my girlfriend
and she thought that I was gonna get on you not that I was like gonna drive like
you bit on me. She thought I was trying to win you not win me in you. No that's what I said I
I was like no only to drive up other bidders
I'm gonna stop keeping in my socks out there mingle. You're gonna be great. You look amazing site pussy
Thank you, thank you CypherSchool.
Alright, see you soon!
Oh hey!
Nice to meet you!
Love your outfit.
How's it going girls?
Thank you.
Guys, practice, practice, practice.
Thank you!
What a cute goblin, I love that, thank you.
I know me too, but we're gonna do great.
Which ever we opening is it?
Is it soon?
Game to be secured and I'm gonna get secured.
It's like 20 minutes?
15?
Okay.
Yeah, like 23 minutes.
23 minutes.
Okay.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna practice.
I'm gonna practice.
I'm gonna practice.
I'm gonna practice.
Make sure I have the 250.
Nice thing to say.
He's teaching me how to bid.
He's teaching me how to bid.
He's teaching me how to be a business boy.
I got a tweet. I got a tweet.
I'm gonna lower the music volume.
Also make sure we're always spring, okay?
Because it can get really loud.
Okay.
$100 inch?
Come get double teamed by me and Buster, 500 bucks, dances only, and watch them.
Ah, we have a blown up helicopter on Vinewood, that's what that noise was.
That makes sense.
I'll be at VU to support the wonderful ladies only of Los Santos and to buy a 10 piece wing
if they got it like Magic City.
Yeah. Oh my God, Carla, living better than you. Hashtag Carl. Look at this. Woo. Oh my
God. How embarrassing. She accidentally made it her profile picture too. That's so embarrassing.
Oh my God.
vanilla unicorn grand opening in 15 minutes pull up baddies everywhere girls
girls girls everyone huddle up right over here guys girls girls girls and
And guys, for everyone's, for everyone's,
I just need to make sure none of you girls have them.
There's a meeting.
Oh, okay, so,
should I just go put it away?
Oh, I do, it's my personal thing.
Yes, go put it away and come back.
We have security, so you wouldn't eat that.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, let me go.
All right, so we do have them?
Yeah, some of the girls brought them.
Okay, let me search you.
I don't have a gun, I'm just, you know, I'm just, ugh.
15 minutes.
But if I did, I might feel a little shy
if I got rid of it, I mean.
Guys and girls.
Oh my god, you've such soft hands.
Every...
You go.
You have a gun, Makiara.
You have to go everywhere, baddies.
All over the place.
I don't have it in there.
Oh my god.
Everyone is so sexy.
i can't take it
okay perfect
go always for a bit of a waste of money i'm nervous
we'll only go over here
empty my inventory
oh yeah in case i get a lot i got a lot of garbage on the go outside of it
And your-
Oh, I should get a smoke break before we start.
Your real name.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'll give it a few minutes.
He didn't see anything. He didn't see anything.
Hey! Hey!
No wonder there's fucking rats and roaches all over this bitch.
There's no fucking garbages anywhere.
Let me take a fucking selfie in this mirror.
Okay, well don't hold it like damn can I hold it like not like a fucking chud like can I hold it cute
Okay, well, I don't want the dookie damn sticker in the back. All right, hold on
This lighting is shit right here.
Why is it not focusing on me?
There we go, okay.
Oh, the flash, the flash.
I forget I could do the flash.
Okay, flash on.
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, there we go.
But I hate when my eyes roll into the freaking back of my head like that.
Okay, girl, wake up!
Well, I'm still fucking hungry.
I'm just gonna eat the rest of these.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean I mean break from the city and I went to Sandy I'm back now so call me ASAP DM
Wait, oh my god, wait, let me see if Dixie's on the back door to the manager's office is open
I heard that door sorry
Okay, I'm gonna text her again. Hey girl, sorry we keep missing each other
My big date is soon. I'm nervous. Wish me luck.
No problem girl. Let me know if you need any help with the song X. So fun to see
Him so alive. He is a new sperm cell. Thanks to you, mom
That is so sweet
Fick frick, I should have said wish me clock hell, yeah
That was oh my god cute
My good. Hey girl girl. I just saw your picture on socials
so good. Which one of my boobies? Well that one too but you in front of the car
with this outfit on. Oh my god right I was going for sexy slutty first lady. Love it
no so good. Oh my god thank you are you dancing are you gonna get auctioned off?
Both. Oh my god that's so effin excited I think I'm gonna get auctioned off but we
we'll see oh my god a group call I'm gonna join okay well let me join oh it
says it's full dang it
What the heck?
Oh!
Hey!
Hey girl!
Hey I'm here to give you the backstage at the V.O.
Oh how's that going?
Good, we're so excited it's about to be the big launch party.
We're gonna have dancing and there's gonna be a date auction.
Oh my god, wait.
Y'all should come, y'all should come.
Yeah, come to the V.O.
Oh my god, okay, I don't know it's fine. Okay, I gotta go. You know, bye, Roxanne. I'm still here. Yeah, I'm still here too. Oh my god. What's everyone up to? Why were you just going? If I could whistle, I would.
Oh my god, what the fuck was that?
Oh, really?
Hey!
This feels weird.
You're like my brother.
I'm on speakerphone with the world's root chat right now, just so you know.
Oh.
Wait, we can't change here?
No, we can't.
Oh my god.
Oh gosh, the street.
Okay.
Okay, I'll be right back.
He was a brother.
So this is like, how's the view tonight?
Who's ready to make the night light?
Oh my god.
Woo!
They don't call.
They don't call.
They don't call.
They don't call.
What the fuck was that?
Wow!
It's the fucking ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, I'll check it out.
Okay, thank you Buster.
You're so brave.
Oh my god.
It's all the bomb, huh, sonny?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Jesus, H, right now.
Okay, wait.
Guys, I'm scared.
The house mother will investigate.
The house mother will investigate.
Okay, okay.
The house mother will investigate.
Oh my god, everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
It'll be fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, yeah, it is me.
Oh, really?
Hey, Tay, what's up?
We got another speaker.
Hi, Chris.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I like that.
I mean, give me a favor.
Can you go to the back of the bar and let me know if you can?
Yes.
You've been tipped to Daniel before he comes in tonight for you.
Oh, okay, okay.
What'd you say or is it a surprise you know he was just make sure he wasn't too nervous
that's all.
Okay, okay good.
I know I think I'm a little bit more nervous.
Girls girls are you girls ready to make that much fucking money make those tips okay.
Drain their fucking pockets.
I can't wait.
I'm ordered.
I was able to get you.
Okay, okay.
For the auction?
You know like who's supposed to go on stage first and that stuff.
Oh shit, um...
Who wants to be on stage first?
I don't know, I'm kind of nervous. I'm scared to go up first.
If you're nervous, I'm nervous!
I'm nervous! I'm nervous!
Oh my god, oh my god, what's wrong with her?
I'm okay!
I'm freaking out, I'm sorry.
Here, you go around me.
Let's have you on the stage!
Wait, no. You know the routine, right?
Oh, okay. I can't breathe.
Okay.
What do you want me to do at which point?
1, 2, 3, mic check, mic check.
Which one do you want?
You guys are going to be switching, so take a look at it.
Mike is working perfectly.
OK, stay there.
Vivian, do you want to start on stage or on the floor?
I'll start.
Oh my god, I don't know.
Wherever you want me, you tell me.
I'm not going to make any decisions.
Well, I think you should be on the floor.
OK, I'll be on the floor.
Just for now, work your set with the men.
OK, OK, OK.
Go up to the men.
a lot of code. Okay, thank you. So I don't think you can see me with that. You know,
I made it. Yes, I'm still just getting a little pump. Yeah, I get into the uniform.
So, oh, oh, hello, I'm Ray Mond. First thing Ray, last thing. Nice to meet you. When I've heard
about you actually good things nice to the pretty lady buster I am I am um I
actually have a friend who knows you which one oh my god I love Jordan yeah
she's the one that got me this job yeah you guys should go to burger shop
I would love to. I'll tell her you said that. Thank you, Buster.
Making more obvious. So your parents just named you Buster? Or was that a, is it a nickname?
Buster Jerry BJ. Yeah, yeah. BJ. They wanted that to be my initials.
Oh, that's funny. I like that. Wait, I can't. Should I call you BJ?
Oh, it's like blowjob. It's funny about it. You know? What? Like BJ blowjob?
Okay, what if I just leave the trash right here?
You think anyone's gonna get mad at me?
Is that not why they ninja that?
Oh!
Um, oh wait, oh, I mean, maybe...
Oh god, who closed all that trash right there?
Oh no!
Oh, sorry, that...
I can't believe that!
That went so far over my head, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Well, when are we open for it?
Yeah, no, it was the other lady. That's me.
Yeah, there is a beautiful woman that has a car.
So I am just getting the list ready to send to Carmella.
She'll be emceeing and releasing you all of that.
They definitely want to talk about how fine you are, so.
That's a good question. I didn't even think about that.
Guys, is anyone else using a separate stage name?
Secret admirer.
Well, they need to get in line, shall we not?
Okay, yeah, we'll just be there the end.
I'll tell them to get in line.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I was going to...
I know they're testing me.
You want to get a pump on with me?
Well, this is my best search.
Yep.
We were doing like a fun fact.
Nice to meet you.
I did mention quart chicken, so that means we have great thighs and breasts.
Would you like that to be your introductory?
Yes, please.
Fun fact.
Carla, what have you been into?
Mystery.
Oh my god, I've been so effing busy between running my girl's school. Oh my god. I wish you could come but you wouldn't do the part that the boys have to deal with the start.
Okay, and basically when you hear your name and-
What's that?
So, you know, start your stuff.
Okay, from there.
Alright, thank you.
Boys can come but on the condition that they do the-
Another ball.
Kissing boys.
Okay, I'm gonna peek out and see how the crowd is looking.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, maybe I can, oh, oh, hey.
Hey, stop it.
Are you ready to get down, Nikki?
I am.
Are you going to grow?
Eat your heart out, Cory. She's the apex part of our line.
Yeah, Carl.
Okay, amazing.
I will get back.
And send me to go buy a honor.
Wait girls, let's take a look at the
Wait girls, let's take a locker room selfie.
Oh my god, yay.
I hope you don't mind.
I know you said girls, but...
No, yeah, come on in here. You're one of the girls, Buster. Come on.
Don't be shy.
Alright Q, I'll send that to you guys.
Amazing, I'm so excited.
Are you guys nervous so nervous now? I can't wait to get on the stage. I shine my crush is gonna be here
Pictures I sent your bus right this text to do them a couple minutes ago
Oh, so I have a bit of my phone. Let me let me look
It's my phone. It's just kept I couldn't the camera kept zooming in and it was like bleaching out
And I couldn't I couldn't stop it wouldn't like let me stop girls girls
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Okay. Oh my god. Buster Buster. Can I tell you something really quickly?
Carla knows this. There's a guy out there. He has white hair and he has like like face tattoos like black and white
So like maybe just like I don't know heighten me up or something like if you see me
Okay, I like don't make it don't make it obvious. I will not make it obvious at all. Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay. Thank you
You can count on me. Okay. I got you
All right, let's do this you're gonna be clucking like a hen, honey
Look look I can't wait
Okay, okay, who said she gonna fuck up
I'm just gonna hang over here and talk to Tyler and get the stuff that we just did.
I'm so scared of something.
Oh, it's a plant.
It's a plant.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I'm talking.
No, no, no, no, no.
We got the food.
I'm sorry.
I want to be on your knees.
I'm not on the stand.
Wait, he's here?
Oh, you're-
I don't think that's a bed.
Oh
Okay, you're all so good you girls are good
What up, well, I was just say I'm this kind of looks like a burger
I'm so excited. I like your outfit. Oh, yeah
I'm so sorry that I have been all over you. Let me know if you need any help. Okay, baby. Okay. Thank you buster
She doesn't like buster that way yeah, I know he's just he's just such a nice detective color
He's the mustache. I get it, you know
Yeah
Well, anyway, yeah, I like your outfit a lot.
Oh, come on.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah, you look great.
Oh, thank you.
So, how was your day?
Um, it's been okay.
How are you?
Are you nervous at all?
Not very good.
Yeah, I'm a little bit.
Honestly, I know they've been kind of like rushing us around in the back, it's nice.
Hey, could I have a shot?
Yeah, you can imagine.
What about you, Roxy?
How are you?
Oh, my.
Oh, me?
I'm really, uh, I'm not feeling so good.
Yeah, I'm not feeling so good.
I'm not feeling so good.
I'm not feeling so good.
I'm not feeling so good.
Yeah, you should be stressed out. There's a lot of pressure on you. Yeah, you wouldn't want to fuck it up.
Yeah, you wouldn't, you don't want that to weigh in your mind that once you're up there and everybody's staring at you, they could all fumble down because of your actions.
Humble PSA to please whisper in the club.
Think about that, though, Ra.
See, it's going to be fine.
I'm sure it will be.
Well, I don't want to whisper.
You got to keep it in back of your mind, you know.
She's faster.
She has other services.
Oh, services.
It's the humble PSA.
Okay, Jamie, and my humble PSA was to you.
What's your humble PSA?
To please whisper in the club.
My apologies.
It's okay. Have a nice night.
Is it really that loud in here?
Um, I don't. I can't tell honestly.
I can't hear anything.
I think the acoustics in here are just very good, so everybody's voice is really loud.
You know what I mean?
Gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
That's good though.
I saw the guitar back there. Is she gonna play it?
She stole my fucking hairstyle. The fuck is that?
I don't know
I had a conversation for more than like five minutes. I don't know if I should just go
dance, you know
Do you think I should?
I mean, I could but also am I gonna get in trouble like for doing it for free?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I keep forgetting that's true
Yeah, I do, I do, but that's why it's hard because it's like, I like him, but then at the same time it's like, we're living in strip clubs, so I don't want to treat him like he's just money.
It's a hard adventure, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have no bad memories, so...
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my apologies.
No, that's okay, and I love that with you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Hold on one second.
I'll fix this, I'll fix this.
Okay, let's go.
I just had to fix my corset make sure to give them tips come on make sure to talk to them
well i guess why else would i be here well actually we're here to support vivian then
literally any other aspects of the channel.
Really? Oh!
Did you hear what I mean?
Yeah, I did. That's nice.
It's very supportive.
Wow. Well, you know what?
I mean, um,
living here is going to be off to the off today, right?
Yeah, I heard. It's exciting.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we all are.
Oh, yeah.
Are you seeing anyone?
Is there anyone you know?
If someone you know, uh, get on her and...
...doesn't treat her right.
That would be a shame.
Uh, yeah.
I guess.
Yeah, and other people are assholes, so...
I mean...
Pfft!
Right now?
Oh my-
Are you surprised by-
Rock- Rocksy Chan, is that you?
Oh!
Oh shit.
Oh my god, thank you so much!
Come on!
Rocksy Chan!
Oh my gosh!
Oh wow.
You don't alright though?
Yeah, sorry, I'm just really nervous.
My nerves are just like through the roof right now.
like this in a really long time so I'm not going to let you know who I'm going to be.
I'm going to be a little bit more keen for the first time in my life.
Really? Oh hey! Hi I'm the Skow Sgt. Trot but I have a lap dance ready if you're ready
for all of it. Oh yeah I am! Right this way. I'll be right back.
Are you being auctioned today? Alright cool!
Alrighty, this lovely lady Vivian will be helping you and giving you that lap down. Can we just go ahead and voice it?
What's your state idea?
Is this the guy I met yesterday? Did you get that?
I got it. I got it. All righty and make sure to tip her good okay? Of course. Okay. All
right. Hey let's go. Follow me. Would you like a private booth so you know that you
can excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me officer? Hey Johnny you said someone across the dance.
this way. Go right here in this booth. Wait sir you requested a double lap dip? Yeah I
I think he did, yeah.
Oh yeah, she could take off some more.
Oh, okay, very well.
I'm a whisper, everyone!
Let's do this thing.
Wait a minute.
What?
Okay, okay.
Best of both worlds.
Do you like what you see?
My God, what do I do with my hands?
What do I do with my hands?
Thank you guys.
not too much or it's going to cost extra
and if you're looking at my but that's uh...
commerce stories of routine he'd arrive early ever seen it
i have not
that one look at it right now they play basketball yeah
all my
well i know what i'm saying i might have to check it out
Yes, like Canadians playing basketball or something? I don't know. I wasn't watching that part.
Also, y'all get to touch me, but I can't touch y'all. How is that fair, man?
That's what you signed up for, big boy.
I don't make the rules.
Holy cow.
So where are you from?
I'm from James town. Where are you from? Vegas.
I'm from Milan.
Where are you from? Where?
Milan, Italy. Listen, you never find yourself out there. I've got an orgy with your name on it.
Oh my days.
Okay, how long do I need to go for?
I thought I need my passport then, shit.
I'm going to Mulan this summer!
Come on now!
Hey!
Mulan, he said.
I've cashed you that word.
Two songs? Okay.
Hey sir, like, what's your sign?
Oh god!
Capricorn?
I love Capricorns.
science so down to earth oh my god right what's your like millennium
I still have that gun that you want to buy.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I'll just act like I didn't hear that.
Why do I have Buster Jerry's license?
You know what I mean?
Make your money.
Listen, okay?
I make money one way or another, okay?
Sometimes I sell guns, sometimes I have to dance.
Don't judge me.
Hey, I wish I could dance like that.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm a little jealous.
I ain't going to lie.
You went to me?
There's something.
Yeah.
Oh, and that I believe that was our two songs
All right. Whoo. I was never gonna end
Hope you liked it
Let us know if you want another one
Okay, hey, how about this? I got a boy
Yeah, yeah, let's do that
Yeah, how can I pick you up through Apple pay or what either a cash Apple pay whatever works? I can give you my bank ID
Yeah, if you have my number, oh my oh my thank you so much for the tip
Wait, how do I
Like it how do I get
Okay, I got you oh I missed I met you yesterday at the Megamall
you're good and then uh do I say uh
the next dance uh yeah yes I believe that's correct
thank you so much uh of course let me get my home in here stay here okay
so Vivian how much did he tip you 100 bucks how about you
500 bucks get the answer oh and then you were online maybe it's because I farted
you think it's because I farted be honest no girl no one no one noticed that
okay I didn't hear it no it's okay I guess because I'm selling him a gun and
some magazines later so okay that also makes sense too yeah I can't be my
it's my first day you know yeah yeah you gotta warm up a little no no it's
Yeah, oh my god, I also I only know how to dance for for guys. I there's a girl
I had to get a dance suit, but I don't like what am I supposed to do?
I only start like grilling or something like sure that you can cook. Hey, she big
I thought that I'm like, aren't there kids supposed to get wet or something?
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, and then they milk their tits. Yeah, okay, got it
What's up, Roxy?
Who is it?
Where?
I think he might have to work.
What's your name again?
Where are they?
Hey, hey!
Did you guys?
My boyfriend's been for you guys.
Did you give me a pass?
Yeah, yes, he did.
Yeah.
Alright, well, you girls mind getting me a...
I need a torta.
A torta?
Okay, um, that's your type?
No, no, Roxy, please.
Yeah, that's my type.
Okay, hold on. I'll be right back
Your friend wants a talk that let me go look around
Buster tortilla. Yeah, yeah a torta
Do you know do you it's a torta? I think it's like, you know a girl with a little more junk in her trunk
Yeah, okay, come over here
Here is your torta
with my daughter no no no no no this this is
I want one build like
I want one build like can summer and shit
Yeah, give me a tour the man
Look at that queen look at that queen right there. That's my queen. That's my queen. Oh, hey, no money likes
I guess yeah, we're not his type whatever. Oh shawter
Most timid hi, I've ever heard from you Amber
Oh, yeah. We heard you down there.
Oh, yeah.
Hello.
These are all my friends.
My friends.
This is Damien.
Remember Damien.
And they're my friends.
Here we go.
I'm so scared.
Because I'm looking for a friend for my wife and
Don't even know who to ask for a dance
And you can't ask for you can't ask people at this at the stage if they want dances, that's not allowed
Hey Dr.Beef, what's up thumbles?
Hey man, I got a question there.
Who?
Yeah, Adriana.
Adriana does?
Oh my god, he's got a text from a girl and I'm a lawyer and she's saying boom, I can
represent you in court.
Oh my god, wow, that's incredible.
Oh, you're a lawyer.
Yeah, Dr.Beef from the JDS play.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much man.
Oh god, hey by the way, my buddy, you know James Markon, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer,
he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer,
he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer, he's a lawyer,
Hey, hey, by the way, my buddy, uh, you know James Mark on St. Mark's yeah, of course. I know him
Yeah
Meet my name is Cali or clear. I'm sorry. I was gonna ask really guys. This is your lawyer
Yeah, man. Dr. B J. D. M.D. Specializing Cryptofence family.
Okay, I might need you to look he represent me because I kind of the balcony at my apartment was really loose and I leaned on it and fell off of it.
So, um, yeah.
Yeah, man.
People are falling off these balconies, man.
Hi Lucy.
I'm so Dr. Man. I'm a Dr. Lawyer.
Yeah man, so if you need either, hey, let me get your contact down here, uh, we'll build a cake.
Oh, yeah, no problem, I'd love to build a cake.
I'll just go and get a piece of fun.
Hey, Dr. Beef, uh, GVS Square, yeah, real...
Oh, okay, okay, okay, I'll go in here.
Beef on wonder?
That's him, man, they're very sick.
Oh, really?
One
Okay, well nice to meet you guys I'm gonna go find some bad
Oh
You're a bad bit you do look like a bad bitch
Well, I don't know that's up to you to decide
You do like that. Do you work here? I do work here. Oh
I don't really know how this works. Should I just give you a cat? Do you want a lap dancer?
Sure, I would love a lap dance actually that would be amazing. Okay, perfect. They started 250. Is that okay with you?
$150 that's like nothing for me, you know what I mean?
Yeah, sounds good.
Hey!
You guys have, like, senior citizen discounts.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
Yes, I'm very excited.
You see your citizen discount.
I'm so happy.
Yeah, maybe like a candycatch discount or a senior citizen discount.
Um, I could maybe do $2.25.
Oh, I mean, not for me, because I'm not cheap.
I'll pay the $2.50.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
I'm not a good person.
Okay, well, where do I go?
Just follow me.
Just follow me.
Damian, we'll be right back.
Okay.
Alright.
Hey, Sam, how's it going, Marko?
Hi.
Uh, Moulton, hot night.
This is...
I'm, I'm more sorry, Jordan.
Excuse me.
I'm right on back here.
Mr. West, I'm down here.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Excuse me, Dancer.
I'm trying to allow fans here.
Excuse me.
I'm trying to...
Oh, hey.
Hey, hey.
right here okay just in here yep just have a seat okay let me just one one
second or would you mind paying first actually
I'm
Would you like a private app?
Do you want do you want the pool 250 now or like do you want oh?
Oh, okay great no no problem. No problem, and you're you're real
Real what
Real I'm real silicone is that account. Oh, I
Love love real
So silicone
Thank you so much. Okay, perfect. I got the cash. Oh, sorry. No, I
Okay, um, I just take a seat here. Yeah. Yep. Just however you want to sit
No, no problem. I can do that right now and I'm
Very well versed in this so I love a good lap dance. Yes. Yes. Don't we all?
Yeah, definitely not doesn't seem like your first time
No, that's totally fine. You could always flex your f1 muscle and think about sitting right
No, no, I got it. Let me um
I'm getting there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're good
Okay, I'm gonna try this one instead because I don't really know if I feel comfortable sitting on the chair
Yeah, no, that's fine. I get it. You know a lot of people in here you could stand. I mean it's some see
No, no, no, no, it's okay.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna sit on the floor.
Yeah, that's fine.
And you could just give me the lap dance.
Okay, that's, are you, oh, are you okay?
No, no, I'm okay, I'm ready, just go ahead.
Okay, okay, here I go.
Sorry, I'm just trying to get it close enough to you.
Okay, here we go.
No, no, no, this is perfect.
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
Wow.
You look so amazing.
Thank you.
Let me just get down to your level here.
There we go.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't catch your name.
Oh, yeah.
My name's Vivian.
Oh, my goodness, Vivian.
I can see your whole.
That's badass.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much for being here.
I'm so glad that this is so, like,
touching and moving for you.
I really have an emotional moment here.
I didn't I didn't know this would invoke such emotion. What are you feeling right now? Talk to me
Wow, do you like my feet? Oh
Yeah, they are
It's just so big and
Like
you
you
you
you
you
you
Trash can in the office. Oh wait, I already threw out all my shit. Okay, I'm just gonna go back. I'm just gonna go back to Damien
One is the best or whatever, you know
How are you?
I
Think I think you've been like a lot of bugs
Everyone we will be starting the auction soon make sure you have
have money to spend some extra
this is my old friend Ash, we can't burn a shop together
welcome, your friends are here
vanilla unicorn
hi, nice to meet you
goodest self fucking loud
this place is so overwhelming
yeah
yeah
I don't even
Ash, you and I are not the blend in type of people
I ain't looking cool
yeah
What do you think of my co-outfits?
Um, yeah, I like it.
Very neat.
You look beautiful.
You look like you kind of want to like
chop fingers off, but, yeah.
Is that what you do nowadays, Ember?
Oh, you were in for terrorism.
Oh, you're like very silly.
You look like you thought...
Yeah, I'm one of the terrorists, I'm one of the terrorists, Ember.
Oh, I had to...
Oh, I had to sell some guns, too.
Uh...
A twice.
Good for you.
Yeah, no.
Well, it's good there, dude.
What have you been up to?
Look who's back, it's Ash.
Yes, sir.
Oh, hi, Ash.
Are you still in my car?
Or did you leave, finally?
Um...
Oh
Well, we need to see if a journey to find out how long you've been
They said they need me on stage and they said they didn't and then now they're saying they're doing the auction soon
So I think once I'm done with the auction that I'm like I could go
I'm gonna ask if I can go like one of the first people so we can get it over with
No idea. I'm staying on it.
I was, yeah.
I was just telling her how amazing she's playing.
Alright buddy, you gotta wait for the bit and thigh.
I'm actually gonna be up for auction.
Do we know about the order and the auction?
You gotta wait for the auction even though, yeah, buddy.
Everything alright?
Maddy, I think you gotta whisper.
What's wrong?
You're throwing yourself at the girls. You didn't even finish it.
No, I'm just, I'm just making conversation.
Are you shaking right now?
Are you shaking your ass, Adam?
No.
Wait, I'm gonna ask.
I mean, I...
Adam, since you got out of the order, you're not shaking.
I'm sorry, I'm not you.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
I'm not the clown.
I'm not the clown.
Why?
Why?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Do you know the order of the option?
So basically you're in the list.
Wait, can I borrow you a little bit?
I'm literally just going to make it a list.
Of course you will.
You're not the first one.
We're probably going to have all the girls for you.
I'm not.
Oh, I got you somewhere.
Oh, why do you look at me?
Okay, okay.
If you have any poll, I'm going to be close to the top of the list.
That'd be great.
It's not.
No worries.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I have a hot date after this.
Go, go, go.
Can I not use this ACM?
Okay, I'll talk to him in just a second.
I gotta go change.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, who has this hot date in mind?
No, I was lying.
I mean, well, hopefully Damien, but it's not.
I was just trying, you know.
I'm just overwhelmed.
It's so loud in there.
Oh, I feel ya.
I feel you.
Wait, you're gonna make so much money?
I'm sure.
I hope so.
Oh my god.
Oh, okay.
Let's change.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I think you should.
Okay, I changed.
Oh, yeah, same.
I was severely underdressed for that.
Cute.
What the hell is happening over there?
Oh, okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Where?
Go, go, go!
I'm running as fast as I can.
It's Xayah Mux! Xayah Mux!
You're doing great.
Oh, hey, thanks!
Yeah, you're right. I just need to just to get get in the groove of it. Yes, sometimes
You just gotta pull your wiener out and see what happens.
Oh.
Oh.
Hello.
Hey.
What's up?
I heard John Markle was looking for me.
Just wanted to see what was going on.
Ah, yes, I was looking for you.
Are you looking here tonight?
I am.
I'm about to do the auction in just a second.
Do you have time to do a private dance and maybe we can talk about the opportunity?
Yes, I do.
I am we all are oh my god
Oh, thank you so much all right
Oh, it's Squirt Zone!
Alright, have a seat right here.
Why don't you go ahead and have a seat? Oh, okay.
I'm gonna sit over here actually all right
Oh, wow, right? Well, I wanted to bring you back here because
I think you would be perfect
Okay, let me hear about it
All right, well
Now I've recently come in possession of
The city's foremost art gallery
It is called Art asylum
And I am doing my first round of hiring I've already hired a chief of security and oh
Wow, this is very
Yeah
I was thinking that we need someone to basically be our liaison to all the rich and famous people coming in.
If this is something that might interest you, show you the gallery later today.
I don't think anything is interesting anymore. This sounds incredible.
Well, unfortunately...
Oh, hey!
Hey, sorry.
Okay, I will see you after the auction. All right, give me a call. Oh, I'll give you a call
Thank you
Okay, sorry about that guys
No, no, no.
A good seat.
Get a good seat.
Thank you.
Sorry ladies places.
Is this Vivian?
You want a name?
Where's Vivian?
Yes, this is me.
Sorry, I'm right here.
This is Vivian.
No, you're Dixie Rax, right?
No, they're Dixie Rax.
Um, what?
Wait, who's Dixie Rax?
What, you want to talk around?
Ah, I'm sure.
Well, you could probably just...
I never met a Dixie.
Okay, girls, here's what we're gonna fucking do.
We're just gonna...
And guys, it's gonna be fine.
What's she most?
James Parker, sorry.
You're gonna have to be a girly, okay?
I'm in the back right now. I'm actually about to get auctioned off.
Actually wait, I'm coming out. I'm coming back out.
It's really jumbled. I'm not gonna lie. It's uh, okay.
Okay, good luck everyone. Thank you.
Okay, we're gonna do Wendy, Vivian, and then we'll just go down the line, okay?
Oh, I'm first?
Yeah. Oh my god.
Oh fuck!
Australia and Dixie to go first.
Australia and Dixie to go first.
I'll go second, I'll go second.
Hold me second, man.
Second or third?
Where the fuck is Australian Dixie?
You can let Roxy go first, and then I'll go.
Fine, I'll go. I'm right here.
You're not fucking Dixie!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Okay, I got you guys.
I don't know if we're going to the same place anyways.
So?
Just let me know.
Alright, whatever.
Oh jeez, I still got germs like 3 or 4 years ago.
I didn't have any glasses on.
Brink, you're Asian?
No, it's not.
I didn't even have an outfit for Brink.
Come on, this is the microphone working.
You can have it on.
This is awesome.
Are we good?
Okay, hello everyone.
How are you? Thank you so much for coming out.
This is the first event ever at the Phanel Unicorn.
And it is so beautiful and so amazing to see so many of you here
I hope you brought a lot of money because we have a lot of gorgeous girls and
Boys backstage ready to take it all. I'm gonna start out by introducing our first lady
That's gonna come out for the auction tonight. So please give it up for
Little Red
She is gorgeous, she is absolutely beautiful and this clown has over 400 Pokemon cards
and maines clove in valorant.
She's beautiful, take a look at her beautiful outfit, amazing sense of humor, you will never
be bored with her ever.
You'll have an incredible day together, amazing time.
So let's end the bidding at $100!
Do we have $100?
Right here! Right here!
Little Red!
$100! Do I have $200?
$1000!
$1000!
The fucking dollars!
Who said that?
$2000!
$1000!
$1500!
Put your hands up!
$2000!
$2000!
Oh my god!
Right over here!
We have $2000 for Little Red!
You guys can do better than that!
Do I have $2100?
$2000 going once!
$2000 going twice!
$2000 sold!
I have to get my emotes ready.
The rabbit one has got a funny hold on.
Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god.
I mean, all right. I'll just take a breath.
Great job, everyone.
Oh my god, don't just breathe. Just breathe, Foxy. We got this.
All right, next thing.
We have someone very, very gorgeous, very beautiful.
Her name is Miss Vivian. Come on out, sweetie.
Wow.
And Vivian over here she is, heart chicken!
So that means she has great thighs and breasts.
Take a look at little 360s,
it's just gorgeous and beautiful!
Very, very good, gorgeous and sweet!
What a lady!
Introduce yourself, honey!
Hey guys, I'm Vivian.
Nice to meet ya.
Can't wait to party with you.
Hey guys, I'm Vivian!
Can't wait to meet ya!
$500 for Miss Vivian!
$500!
Oh right, $500 for the kids!
Do I have six hundred dollars?
$1,000!
$1,000!
$2,000!
Now!
$1,000 for the kids!
Do I have $3,000?
Oh my God!
$2,000?
$2,000?
$2,000?
$2,000?
$2,000?
Oh my God!
$3,000!
$3,000!
$8,000!
$8,000 over here. Oh my god. Oh my god. $10,000 for Miss Minion. Oh my god. $12,000. $12,000
Oh my god
Gentlemen this is a high commodity
Gorgeous gorgeous girls
$15,000
Oh my goodness
15,000 gentlemen I think
We can get to 20
Come on
Do I have $20,000
for Miss Vivian
$15,000
for Miss
Vivian going once
gonna be going to life that's a lot of seeds last chance gentlemen
and what's the bid at the $15,000 just notice we get to see who did the bid who
did the bid straight down the middle
Who bid? Who bid the 15th?
And I told him to bid!
Woo!
She's gonna be sold to the man right over there. Thank you so much, sweetie.
Who? Thank you!
Carmella is doing an excellent job, isn't she?
Who? Who?
Biggie, I'm so much more involved with the security.
Who was it?
I'm so sorry.
Hello Carmella.
Round of applause for Carmella.
Oh my god.
I just, I just can't see.
That was such a hard one.
Hey Roxy.
Roxy.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Clowns? What are the clowns? Oh, you sure?
Yeah! Yeah, I think it's the guy in the red hoodie!
8,000 followers! 10,000! Okay!
8,000!
It's the guy in the red hoodie, I think!
10! 10,000 dollars!
Oh, okay.
Vivian, what guy? What guy auctioned off of you? Can you go find out?
I think it's the red hoodie clown guy, I think.
I think it's the red hoodie clown guy, I think.
I'm not sure. Will you ask?
I'm pretty sure.
Do we have any other bidders?
Oh my God!
You want something?
It's so, so, so much!
Oh my God!
That was crazy!
No, that was nuts!
What am I doing for a million?
$10,000 for coming once?
$10,000 going twice?
$11,000, $11,000
Oh $11,000!
Oh my gosh!
Woo!
I swear to God!
Oh, she won.
He's not saying he did
We'll have to have you go again
15k $15,000
Are you dead, Wayne?
Spend that shit! Spend that shit!
Right over here, women in the blazer.
Did you option off for Rothfiend?
Make a cool option off of me.
I think it might have been a fake one, but I'm sure it was a year.
Oh, I know they said I'm gonna have to go again.
Oh, gosh, one year.
That was...
That was a great deal.
That was a great deal.
That was a great deal.
That was a great deal.
That was a great deal.
Six thousand!
Five thousand dollars over here!
Do we have more six thousand
$6,000 you said that I'll show you my I did oh
What's a bit of it's at $6,000 she is gorgeous you'll have the best date ever
No
We come into an action and being greedy.
$5,000, thank you.
$5,000.
Nothing, nothing like that.
Okay, you want to leave?
$7,000, you're going what?
Can we get to $10,000?
What?
Was it him? No.
I'm not sure, okay.
Do I have to go again?
I think so. How much did this guy pay on?
Oh, excuse me, ladies.
Sorry, I'm too big to get past you guys.
I did a 10 someone else did Benji did 15
Where's Benji was Benji? That's
No, no, no, I mean a guy out in him Benji was the where's Benji because the other guy is not here
Somewhere over there
And congrats on your big with kensama. Yeah, I can grab
Kensama's really excited to be in debt
Oh, wait, can we see Carlos good
Where's the thousand dollars?
Alright, we're gonna spend a bit of that $5,000 for this car.
$1,500.
We can use that car now.
$1,000?
That's lower.
I do a thousand dollars.
You just paid $4,000, Lola.
$1,000.
$1,000.
$1,000 for this one.
That's a good answer.
That's a good answer.
Sorry, that's great.
She has no music.
Come on, I know you guys got something on it.
It's that $5,000.
Come on, I know you guys got something on it.
Come on, I know you guys got some extra changes.
You see Benji around?
No, I don't even know who that is.
I just heard people saying his name.
His burger shop security.
I've heard him shop security.
He might be in this page.
I hear his voice.
I don't want to see him.
Carlin Joyce's long walks on the beach.
Margaritas and talking shit.
Must run in the family, so do I.
All right, $5,000.
What does that one look like?
$5,500 beautiful
I love it
$6,000
I got, oh my god, $6,000
Wow
$7,000
$7,000
What does he look like?
$7,000
Dark hair and a thin mustache
Perfect, can we get to 10?
$7,000
That guy right there?
$8,000
To Kirk in the front
$8,000
Wait, I wasn't careful
It wasn't Kirk.
It was Bucky at the bottom.
He's on the left side.
Jesus Christ, Kirk!
He's incredible.
Kirk?
10,000 dollars.
Okay, Nikki, this is Ben.
She's not gonna be happy.
She's a bit alive.
10,000 dollars.
We're gonna smoke cigarettes out of the beach.
Kirk, jerk, I'm still gonna have the most
The most
Lover
Stop my clothings please
the car
Jesus Christ, it's a little embarrassing
No, you're fine, it looks great
I'm out here in the nude, oh, thank you
Little nippy out here
Yeah, it gets really cold tonight
I'm so glad to not be in there
I know, that was loud and overstimulating
I am so sorry, I was hoping to support you
but holy fuck, my ear is my head and just
And you know what, thank you for
With no drainage
For supporting, and thanks for bidding
Yeah, I'm sorry, I tried.
Yeah, I don't know who to fuck, actually. I guess we'll find out.
Yeah, it was like Benji and then that other dude were like trolling, but now they're actually hunting Benji down.
Good.
If you're on Whisper, should I be off Whisper now?
Who's the one you want to get up to?
I don't know, I'm a little hungry.
Are you hungry?
Well, yeah, actually, I'll break.
I mean, we don't really have a lot of options, unfortunately.
That's OK. I'm not picky.
Oh, I heard the casinos open, though.
Is it that that's what they said on socials?
But I know I said that the other day and then it wasn't.
So who knows what true that is? Yeah, we'll figure it out.
OK.
Oh, you're already done. Cool.
Probably shouldn't go from earlier across the street from cops. Oh, is it real? Yeah, it is me and uh, Roxy took this one here.
Oh, it's out of gas. Dang it.
Roxy was um, going to be very emotionally disturbed. Ken did not win. He had to borrow $10,000. Uh, oh, sorry $15,000 for you know.
no way yeah he only had like three grand um well no how does he only have like
three grand he works all the damn time
yeah yeah I was always something he had like 30,000 before I work on a
car or something like where's he bought a car but he still had like eight like he
made over a hundred grand.
Yeah, something thought out again.
Yeah, I don't really know.
Well, that works, unfortunately.
As soon as I'm not in front of the cob, I'm gonna grab a cob.
No worries.
You see Gamble, huh? Big Gambler.
I wouldn't say I'm a big gambler, you know, being from Vegas and all.
It's in my blood.
I like poker.
What's... say, is that your game? Is it the same with your game?
Mm-hmm. Poker.
I prefer Blackjack.
Blackjack? Okay.
I don't know if I'm gonna have a poker.
It's never too good at that one. I'm not good at counting.
Man...
I need to get better at poker.
I feel like I have an experience in the poker game, you know?
I could teach you.
Yep, I'd love to learn.
That, uh, Buster guy seemed to be really...
Stashed man, isn't he incredible?
My sense is insane insane like just insane, but yeah, he I don't know what the hell he was talking about earlier
I'm sorry about that. I don't know what he was on came up to me a couple times. I was talking about bidding on you
Really was he yeah?
That he was gonna bet on you and oh
I think he was see if I was gonna bid on you like I refused to give him the information that I was
Mm-hmm. He's like, oh is any do you have your eyes on anyone? Oh my god. I don't know man. I'll think about it
Okay
Okay, interesting. Let them know your moves, you know. Yeah. Yeah
It was interesting. I wonder why yeah, really no reason at all why he would have done that so so strange
Yeah, I'm not sure
Maybe he's jealous of the hair. Yeah, what do you what do you think of the shirt? It's first of them or pink
I know sorry. I like wasn't able to tell you earlier
I liked it, but I when I heard you say that this is your this is your first time ever wearing pink
Only for you
Thank you. I love it. It's a nice color on you. I
Appreciate that. I disagree heavily, but thank you to never wear it again
All right fine
Once it's good enough for me. I
Can change it up a bit, you know, maybe like maybe pink socks. Maybe we can
Okay, all right, I'm fine with that a little bit. It's a little a little something
Yeah
This one running
Now you're pretty good at that really it is
I thought you didn't like driving.
I don't. But I'm not going to make you walk everywhere.
Alright, that's fair. I know those shoes were killing my feet.
Yeah, I can understand. I walk in platform boots and that's bad enough. I can't imagine heels.
Yeah.
Grab some food, and we'll see what the casino is doing up to.
Yay.
Kira, if I turn the radio on.
Go for it.
Nothing good on.
Sorry I'm indecisive.
It's fun.
Is there even anyone at the burger shop right now?
Hot, no, more than likely not.
I am too breaking into it.
Perfect.
Did you hear that?
Hm?
Nothing, nevermind.
It's been a win.
I
Don't have time to help somebody I'm on a date. I think yeah
God it's dead as a bitch in here. I've never seen it this dead. Yeah, what do you want?
Let me get a meat shake and
Just a regular cheeseburger
Please
Woo! Got the whole burger shot to ourselves!
Alright, there's always people in here. This is kind of fun.
Oh, you're not wearing your uniform.
What the hell is that on the ground?
Sushi!
Mmm, fresh sushi.
Mmm, ground sushi.
Who said this is literally watt pad?
Oh, so that's how they make the meat shakes.
Uh, yeah, it is quite literally.
Blended meat.
Yum. Thank you.
Yummy!
It's burger slaps, thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
We didn't have enough ingredients for my food, so I'm gonna grab from here.
Okay.
One sec.
Do you think if I scream, if you think if I scream from out here, he could help, he could hear me.
David, oh my god, help!
Okay, I don't think you can hear her.
You know, I've actually never been in there before, right?
What'd you get?
Oh fuck, some guy's getting food!
Wait, what?
No, so the guys that pulled the burger shut, like, oh I see people inside, they must be working.
Oh no!
Who the fuck is stalking us, dudes?
Alright, um, let's see.
I don't know if the casino is what we're gonna find out though.
Buster just updated me he went to he went for 13k to a lesbian
how awesome is that so proud of him hell yeah well that's the rags to riches
story do you know I know good for him
have you heard about the new art gallery that's a good question honestly I'm not
sure I should ask him I call a lady she called you a bitch
This piece is gonna look very open.
No, it really doesn't.
Hello.
It is not.
My god, why do they freaking lie to us?
Fuck you.
Liar.
Damn, face.
Oh, sorry.
Oops, that's okay.
Oh, oh, sorry. Oops, that's okay.
I ever met? My mic is low on his end? Okay, I'll let him talk later.
Oh my god. Oh, but have you heard about the new art gallery?
No, where's it? I'm not sure John Marco was telling me about it
I think he's like a commissioner or something and he asked if I wanted to be like the greeter for all the rich people
Is it open?
I don't think it's opening just yet, but he was asking me if I wanted to work there. I thought it'd be good money
I think I know where the art gallery is I
it's oops I'm not whispering this is the
full this is the full look this is
whispering this is like normal this is
It's loud.
I'm trying to remember.
So now that it's going to be you, what are your goals as it seems like you've reached the, uh...
Well, honestly, I don't think I could top a 15k bid, so...
That's crazy! I'm so happy for you.
Thank you! Well, let's see if it actually is legit, I don't know, but...
I got ten grand free if you want to
I really don't do much of money
I mean, I don't I mean I
Make my way, you know, I usually right put a lot more money due to music right now, but the music seems been
Really slow really than it used to be
Yeah, I use I would make 30k a day just playing music
Yeah, I used to be him
Well, I mean, it'll get a little bit off the back.
No, that's not true.
You're just having a hiatus, that's all.
You know, like K-pop idols do that.
Sure.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, this is it right here.
Oh, yes, this is it.
He said it was called Art Asylum.
I don't know if it's open or not.
Oh, no.
At least we're gonna look at the place.
Oh, this is nice though.
Okay, I could see myself work in the front desk here.
Nice, okay.
It's good to know.
Thanks for finding it.
I did what I could.
But yeah, I uh, I'm kind of scared with the whole music stuff.
Like do you think that I, like, like music, like if I start to do music, like do you think I need to be like signed to a label? Like what do you think?
Not at all.
Stay solo?
I mean, well, I mean, necessarily, but you don't need a record label to do anything, you know?
you know obviously it might help but I mean I'm happy to help you with whatever
you need whether you want to stop the label or not but I'm also only one person
it might not be able to give you the best help, kinda best.
okay, or anything's better than nothing, well I've never been up here
whoa, I've never seen the vinewood sign, no.
really? really?
All right, I'll hang on to that.
Oh, he knows a spot.
You're...
Bro knows a spot!
Make out point!
Okay.
Where all my scammin' ass bitches are, stuffin' ash me all bare.
Where am I starting to see that again?
Homie point!
Should I just, should I just, should I do this one the right way?
Looks out window.
Might not be.
I'm sorry.
I am.
I was gonna trust myself.
I'm just gonna trust myself, won't...
Okay.
Where is this on the map?
Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm going off-roading! I'm scared!
Uh, I'm in my old house.
This is your old house?
Yeah, earlier, I-
There's something in my couch out of this fucking place.
Let me see.
I don't know.
This is not my-
Maybe I'll re-buy it one day, but-
Geez, whoever's living here now is not taking care of it.
Hello!
I think it's a-
I think it's abandoned.
Oh, that explains it.
Let me look around.
Ahem.
This is nice!
Let me see, this is-
Oh, this is all you right here?
This yard, too?
Wow.
the stars I'm I'm here I'm just looking around this is why I bought the house
whoa oh my god oh yeah this view is incredible and a pool too yeah the
pools all right I got it for the view but yeah this is incredible
Angel grill oh yeah I used to write somebody somebody songs here just so
peaceful we would host all the other artists that were on a label and hook
up stuff hang out you know that's so cool good time label parties here and
stuff. Oh yeah. I'm not much of a, I don't know if you could tell from before, but I'm
not really much of a party person in general. I like to keep all the outings like very close
to it. Yeah. Not a blamey, especially if you're having people at your house too. You can't
just have anyone showing up. Yeah. I had a gate for a while because people didn't know
where I live and we would be in articles from the news and everything's bad and
it'll be a lot. Yeah, you used to have a stage right here
for like acoustic sets and everything like that and
so sick. There was a police station down below that we used to just play like heavy metal when
they were having meetings and talk with them. I love that. What and what happened to it? It's just
gone demolished it time's changed wow this view is insane
Okay. Cute. What were you saying before?
What are your goals now?
Honestly, just to find my sound, I guess. Just do a little bit of everything, see what
sticks
what about you what's next for you with music
I have to write a piano ballad tonight
and then tiggs sent me like this alternative
instrumental today and then I have the song prodigyx that I already have but
it's performing a lot though that's one thing that like
We as musicians need to speed up again because since it's such a long time, Cap still performs.
Yeah, I went to one of his shows like a week ago, I think.
Do you think you're going to do any shows soon?
I'm going to see if I'm going to run. I'm going to ask him if he wants to schedule something.
Cool.
I'm sure I'm sure we just reformed to kill all this yeah, I like that venue. It's a cool little spot
Even the owners are gonna get mad if I swim in the pool
I don't know.
I don't know what they're mean.
Woo!
This is nice!
Yeah, be careful. I don't know when the last time we cleaned that.
It looks good. It looks good.
Yeah, it looks fine to me.
I think it'll be alright.
Oh my god, I'm couched.
Huh?
god damn cow back it's still in there
will get your couch back to worry
no yeah
geezer someone's park chicken i'm not too good at swimming
he runs so gracefully
sorry i i know you probably heard
by now
heard
i've seen
oh
Well, yeah, that's true. I guess it was it was kind of obvious, huh?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, I just didn't, you know, I didn't really know how to say it or okay.
Well, just forget it. At least you know.
No, I'm like, I noticed a lot of things.
I just feel like not everything needs to be said, you know.
You know what? You're right.
Well, how do I swim, genuinely, how do I swim?
Oh god, Arturo, are you off work?
Is it one for you two, uh, Los Santos?
I was just like tired of Vegas
You know I feel like well back when I was over there
I was doing a lot of stuff like you know vanilla unicorn stuff like dancing at the clubs and
It was like that times 10 though. It was like bigger and louder and I was just so over it
So I just wanted to come here
Just try something different meet new people
It's pretty much it
That's fine.
This city took a long time to grow on it, honestly.
You didn't like it at first when you came here?
I liked part of it, but way back when I was pretty where my family's from, it felt like I escaped one life and basically got it again.
What's your family like?
Rich, snobby, good hearts, but vastly too focused on business, which I ended up becoming
a little way in.
That's the only thing nowadays, just sick is what benefits me most, you know?
Yeah.
Having millions of dollars is nice, and obviously this house was very nice, but every single
night anytime I would just come home after either a concert and everybody's so supportive
and so kind and still the same dark that was before.
Oh, that's so sad.
And it needs to be depressing.
No, no.
It's more or less like, it's more or less like, uh, what, what, I reevaluated truly
means to me yeah I guess money isn't everything who would have known yeah
oh god I'm gonna sick for real let me get out of here yeah I'm gonna go my god
am I gonna get to Canada
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cough on you.
No, you're fine.
Is what I'm going to do on this big $15,000 date with Benji, who's totally going to go
out of his way?
You know what, that is a good question.
I mean, if it happens, I have a feeling that he kind of just screamed a number and ran away,
ran away because they couldn't find him yeah but I don't know I guess I'll see
what he wants to do and as long as it's not anything too weird well your dates
done and you want to hang out with someone with a personality again you
give me a call okay we'll do
would would you consider this a date
I'd consider it something
yeah it was pretty close I suppose
we stole food
we trespassed
stole a car
and as about as her man she gets to my opinion
okay
just wondering
Did I say thank you to pink breeze earlier with the five? Sorry. I think I just saw that right now
Thank you pink breeze if I didn't say thank you earlier. Thank you
My dream day cute
What are we?
Wish we do now
Let me check socials. Let me see where they are up to. I don't know, let's see.
$125,000?
Oh my god, somebody bid on Raymond for $125,000.
Oh my god, Benji said whoever was in charge of the auctions in the view, call them at
numbers on the lemon list.
Sorry, one second, let me just text HRata.
You should blog about it.
Wait, how do I, how do I accept my apple pays?
Guys the song's not ready yet, I can't.
Okay, sorry, I just had to check my phone.
I'm fine what's um
Have you ever been here?
Yeah, I feel like you haven't been around answers a lot I haven't at all so I was gonna say probably not
Wherever we're going the answers probably no, all right. Well, I'll give you the welcome tour. Okay. That sounds fun
Thanks pussy queen
I'm slowing down for the fucking cop.
Damien is played by Zytoro.
Damien is played by Zytoro for anyone who's asking.
And again, say, if you're gonna go watch Damien's
point of view, please do not metagame either.
Ooh.
So, long time ago, there used to be market stalls here.
Mm-hmm.
A giant stage right here.
And then a lot of people were fishing.
Oh yeah, all the time.
It's how my company started.
simple
i can't wait to see you perform again
uh... i'm always down to something whenever
oops, love the ocean
so this is the delp hair
really all the ocean
I can't believe I haven't been over here
just driving straight onto the pier
alright well
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Why, how do I go?
He's dead!
Damien!
Damien!
How do I get up?
Oh my god!
How do I swim up?
Dude, I'm trying to go up.
No!
Dude I was going up I didn't know!
Oh my, we're fucked!
This is kind of cinematic though.
Ah, ah, ah, ah..
No, no.
Ah, ah, ah, ah..
Ah, ah, ah, ah...
How did he die immediately?!
Ah!
He's floating!
No, oh, he hit something!
What? Hey, dude, he literally wouldn't let me swim up!
Which, if I jumped, would you jump? He literally jumped right in. Hold S to go up. I'm holding it, it's not working.
I've been drowning in the middle of the fucking ocean. Arturo's trying to fucking call me.
What do I do you can't text 911 when you're do they know that we're here though
No
Where are you? All right over here like in front of you a little bit
Are you actually down?
I'm right. Yeah, I'm like, right here.
Ow.
How, wait, how are you OK?
Um, I'm him.
Well, I guess I'm not her because I'm in a lot of pain right now.
Oh, I just floated to the top.
What dude like look at what my freaking ass is in the air this is so embarrassing
This is so embarrassing literally look just my fucking ass is floating
What do I do I can't fucking move
move. My PBL. This is the plastic, it's the fucking plastic.
I'm sorry
GARCE!
Please, turn around.
Don't be sorry, this happened last season. I just wish there were more I could do.
More I could do.
Should I just wait it out?
Um...
Maybe I'm thinking...
Okay...
Chaos Goddess with the Five Gift, you thank you Chaos Goddess!
Just um, try to breathe as much as you can, I gotta get to the shores of my phone.
Okay, yeah, okay
I'll be here otherwise. I mean float here forever. Would you like to float here for I?
Mean I wouldn't mind
No, but yeah, go get you go get your phone
I'm not gonna work
I bet you won't pull this off on a date
Huh, I said I bet Benji can't pull this off for a day
Blame the cat with the five gifted. Thank you blame the cat. Oh, what the hell was that?
So that's it you admitted to date
Why literally why is just my ass floating I don't understand and it literally wouldn't let me come up
See, it keeps doing that!
Hold E?
No, no, no.
I don't want to respawn.
I'm going to wait.
Wait, if I respawn, will I just respawn right here, though?
No, okay, no.
Mag's the foodie with the five!
Thank you, Mag's the foodie with the five gifted.
No, I'll go to the hospital.
Okay, I'm just gonna wait. I'm gonna see if Damien can pull this off.
This is insane. Oh my god, who the fuck?
I thought I heard someone. Who the fuck jumps into the ocean on their first date?
Okay, you're feeling...
wet. Not in a good way either. Sorry. Just, I'm just drowning. Sorry.
You okay?
It's going to be alright, Jack.
It's going to be alright, Jack.
I'm real funny.
You saw me on the door, Jack.
You saw me on the door, Jack.
I'm real funny.
Hey!
Oh, you know what? I needed a good laugh.
I don't hang with me my entire life so plenty of that to go around.
Did you call anyone?
What did they say?
Yeah, yeah.
No, they haven't responded.
Oh fuck.
Should I just go to the hospital?
Give it a couple minutes and I'll be at the hospital.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what?
I think I'm just gonna, I think I'm just gonna go there now.
Okay.
All right, all right
Weapons license
Hello, hello
I'm sorry I was drowning and I just woke up here local yeah I think I'm okay
now I just need to lay down for a little bit yeah yeah it looks like the
triage nurse that took you in the EMS brought you in taking your view but if
If you need anything, I'll just be stood right there.
You just let me know, okay?
Okay, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Oh, when I wake up in the hospital,
I don't remember anything.
Oh, sorry, didn't know that.
Okay.
I don't remember my name.
I can't use my phone in the bed.
I want to be dramatic when Damien gets here though
and I want to be laying down.
Let me call her real quick.
I'm okay now though. I'm at the hospital. Oh, damn, you just got at the hospital. Yeah,
I'm good though, I'm good. What's up?
Good, okay, yeah. No, I'm just calling because you know I enjoy that dancing shit, you know what I mean?
And we met up yesterday at the mega mall, we started my, you know, maybe getting some shit, you're trying to get into some shit tonight or what?
Shit, tonight? I can't, I'm a little busy.
I know, and I was thinking you just got out of the hospital, I ain't trying to get you, you know, in more danger, get you more shit like that, so...
What about tomorrow night then?
You know what? Yeah, I'ma hit you. Tomorrow sounds perfect.
Let's fucking do it then.
Alright.
I'll drop tomorrow then.
Okay.
All right, later. All right, bye.
Not gonna be here tomorrow.
That's okay. Maybe the next day. Or the next day.
Not gonna be here tomorrow.
There's a meeting.
Okay, there's a meeting. Fuck, I have to go though. Should I ask if it's mandatory?
Oh my god, hey, Roxy, hey, it's Roxy, come on, how's it going?
Oh my god. Oh girl, I... I drowned.
It's your first base?
Well, I drowned, like literally.
Wait.
He took me to the pier and we both fell off into the water.
Well, I jumped by accident and then he jumped in after me, so it was kind of romantic, but...
It was not how I thought the date was gonna go.
No way.
Yeah, and now I'm just waiting for him here at the hospital.
Do we...
Huh?
Okay, um, look.
Look, I mean, I think you know what to do next.
What do you think?
First base?
Um, well, usually, like, men...
They like it when they're hard to get.
Okay, wait, wait, he's calling me, he's calling me.
I'm gonna call you back.
Okay, okay, bye-bye.
Hey.
Oh my god, how would you do that to me you know see you remember the movie Titanic and
how the whole thing to go and then you let go and then here we are yeah you failed Titanic
I'm on my way to the hospital. I'm walking though, but I'll get there eventually.
Oh, okay. Should I meet you halfway?
Sure, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Fuck, I don't even know where I am.
Oh, I don't know which way to go either. Okay, I'm just going to start walking.
Alright. Okay, I'll figure it out.
Okay.
Stevie, or you can use your charm and good looks to get a ride to pick me up from the ocean.
Okay, send me your location.
I'm at the Del Piero Pier, just tell me that.
Okay, okay.
Alright, perfect. I believe in you. Thank you.
Okay, bye.
So he thinks I'm good looking!
Perfect, this looks like it'll do.
Okay, this thing is actually like burnt to shimmy.
I think it literally was on fire.
Okay, hold on.
Wait, I kind of want to steal this.
Excuse me!
Oh god, that would be so funny.
Oh, this is a nice car everybody out. I got a hot date everyone out now. Oh
My god
You fucking bit get the fuck over here. How dare you how fucking dare you how fucking dare you?
Yeah, that's what the fuck I thought
Get the oh
You stupid ass bitch get the fuck
you dumbass bitch fuck is your problem the fuck off me bitch I eat those I eat
those I eat those come on I eat those yep yep how's this chicken taste how's
this chicken taste fuck I thought
Oh my god no!
The people of the truck road!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Is he squeaking?
Wait, take the car girl, it said to, oh you can't see because my camera's blocking it.
It says two damage to start.
Which doesn't make sense because they were still driving it.
No, it wouldn't let me, I tried to do it twice.
It said engine two damage to start.
Okay, he's at the pier.
No, it's not okay hey I killed a gang at a car. Oh me too. Oh my god. Where are you?
Um, I let me see I think I'm kind of by the vanilla unicorn like that area
Yeah.
Okay, so you're in the south side.
Okay, meet me at what's like the next general location?
I don't know.
You know the city better than I do.
Where are you located?
I can't see.
Oh, I thought you said where are we going next?
No, where do you want to meet up?
Hmm, let me look.
The casinos, the casinos, um...
Should we go in?
I'm in like the general town area.
I'm passing an old hospital.
I'm at the casino.
I'm heading towards the hospital area.
Geez.
Well, that's where I am.
Do you know where the hospital is?
Yep, right next to it.
Fantastic.
Go to the hospital.
I'll be right there.
Okay, bye.
Oh shit, he's gonna see the guy that I killed.
What happened to his car?
I know somebody didn't steal his fucking car.
Is that him? No.
Oh yeah, I look cool as fuck.
That's aura right there. That's aura right there with the rain too? That's fucking aura.
Hey!
What's that? Chomorco? Hey.
What's cooking?
Nice voice.
oh my god all right well never happened all right um let's see I don't know I'm
chilling the studio for a bit if you want I don't know what to bring I don't
know what your friends doing apparently got well by lesbian that's great love
that yeah I could see I could see what he's up to
I'm gonna be still up when I see.
Yeah, I'm down to go to the studio for a bit.
Are you mad at me though?
No, I wouldn't be mad at you.
Cause I always killed us.
I dunno.
You just made it more interesting, it's all good.
Okay.
gang and busters asleep and I think busters sleeping with the lesbian
I mean damn that's impressive yeah I mean that was fast
that would be very impressive that is very impressive yeah that's crazy
It's a fucking mustache, dude.
I'm telling you, it's the stash.
Need your queef with the five, thank you, need your queef!
Oh, I heard there's a rooftop on the studio.
Is that true?
Yes, we can definitely, yeah, we can go check it out.
Cool.
is remembering where this video is where where where was it isn't this there right
Yeah, that's it right there
Yeah, is it?
Cool
Shit, my health is going down, it's like I fucking beat that guy up
I don't fucking know res with the five, thank you, I don't fucking know res with the five gift in
I
Saw a blood on my face. No, I look the fuck good
Oh god, I hope I don't faint in the studio again, ooh
Yeah, this is nice
Wow.
Oh my god, another pool.
Yeah, for sure.
It's kind of cold as the other one, too.
This one I can actually swim in too.
Look at me go.
Dang it, I'm not sure.
Yeah.
We just swimming for the rest of the day.
Sorry, I promise no more swimming for the rest of the day.
No, we can swim wherever you want to do, I don't mind.
No, I'm just, you know, the water, I know the best idea right now.
Are you also a 20% fish?
Let's see what this one does.
Ah!
Oh, fuck.
We need elevator music really badly.
I swear, I hear something.
Do we have just hearing things again?
Oh.
I don't think if I eat food is it gonna make my health go up though cuz I'm not hungry
my health is just low need your queef with a thousand bits. Thank you this is very much
like one of my calm places I'm gonna press a button see what happens
oh
should I play like some bullshit
No, I'm not playing it.
This is confusing.
Do you know how to produce, too?
Hell no. I know how to find good producers.
Okay, okay.
I do like some like, some of my really basic piano stuff.
stuff. I do, but I have to get
really lucky with inspiration.
Yeah, producing seems really hard.
Someone said no, her song symbol
shit. I can't it's not done yet.
Yeah, definitely.
I love the uh the piano room where's that right there uh we access it yeah that's where
you passed out remember oh yeah that day was a blur
Oh my god, yeah, how could I forget oh?
They got a little booth over here, too
Mm-hmm cool
Give anything you want to play work on anything
Um, no, I can't say I haven't.
How about, how are you?
Yeah, nothing really show like the newer stuff, but yeah, I'm definitely going to work mostly.
I write a lot at night mostly.
I don't know.
Whenever your body is like mellowing out is for me the best time for me, right?
I like that. I have songs. Can I hear can I hear something that you haven't played before for me? Sure.
Guys, I can't. I can't play the song. It's not done. It's supposed to be a surprise.
because the song is not just for Damien the song is for the it's for my for the
casino release brick boys the audition I don't know where Carlos said
Kaka Kaka Karla Kaka Kaka Karla Everything's Karla
This sounds sad.
I've reasoned to try again
But the thought of gains in the more late skies
I don't wanna cry alone
Yes!
But here I am
Maybe if I fade away
I'll find a new place to go my own
I'm out all alone, but if I go higher
I'll smoke a little bed to soar
I hope this cloudy feeling's out
Maybe I'll find time to sit on white, my mind
But I'm not on the ground
I said, oh, once again
What should I say, what should I say?
Maybe if I fade away, I'll find a place to come my own
I'm out of my mind, but it's a pain
What should I say?
What should I say?
What should I say?
What should I say?
What should I say?
What should I say?
Oh my god that was so good I appreciate it is that a newer one or an older one
Uh, newish oldish slash project.
That was really good.
A year ago, I think, was my last.
Thanks.
My god, you're so talented.
I appreciate that, I try my best.
I have one more I can play that's kind of similar than I've ever thought so.
Okay.
A tear just fell down my leg!
Someone said there's a sway. There's no sway.
I need like something that's like uh...
She's gonna slam the gross.
I wrote this song about...
It's kind of like um it's called dissociate the whole concept is like lyrics that oh describe a mental
I love that
In the middle I have telling me the most serious shit ever
Oh great, I escaped my license on accident.
Alright.
Yeah, he's singing his live!
Miss I love you, don't walk away
Sitting down, hands on my head
Flowning out, the sounds around me
Terror of flight, I'll never see you
I get hurt and spinning
I'm falling down, shadow stands
Inside my head
Memories of the people that left
They said they cared
What a charade they played had it staining
I'm falling down
Take a drink
Take a swine
Vision blurry
Difficult night
Terrified
Wait, who called my name?
Woo!
Why do you need this?
You know what, fuck it. Own it.
Ha ha, fuck.
I got bad news, I'm just so sick, I can't see straight, I've forgotten what I've done.
I forgot what it likes to feel
And don't look away
I need your help
Can't grow myself with anyone else
Don't be afraid
It's just a phase
My missin' love
I'm going
Sorry, my voice fucked up halfway through
No, not at all. Drink some of this water.
Yeah, go for it.
That was so good.
I love the part I love the part where it broke down and you and you said,
wait, who called my name? I like that part.
It was really good.
I appreciate it.
I didn't hear stuff come up with me, too.
Can't wait.
I'm kind of nervous, though.
I don't know, like, for people to hear it and stuff.
No, don't be.
Why this sucks?
Then it sucks.
You know what? That's the best advice that anyone could have given me. You're so real. I like that about you.
I like that about you I don't think it's gonna suck but you know sometimes music sucks
You know I mean but the important thing is is that you know, you made it
You know, I mean, I think that's like the best step and if my songs sucked would you tell me?
For sure. I don't think they will be up an amazing speaking voice like you know
They usually translate singing so I wouldn't be too worried. All right, cool. Thanks. I
Don't like when people lie to me
Yeah, maybe they don't have that shit
I'm gonna get you on a piano ballad sometime. Yeah, I would love to do that
Didn't you say you're doing one soon? Yeah, I got a right one tonight cool
Why tonight is there like a like is it do
Yeah, I guess and in a way it's my own schedule like I should have had done yesterday, but
unfortunately, you know, just don't get around to it. I try to set for standards for myself
for like actually getting shit done otherwise I'll never get things done.
Yeah, yeah, I feel that I'm the same way
Too much no, I'm having the best night ever actually
I could use the hospital I guess
Yeah, she called me right before you called me should we go check that out?
Wednesday, I mean, I can't, I won't late Wednesday.
Okay.
Why do I not have Ken's number?
Oh, Roxy's calling me, hold on.
Hey, Roxy.
Oh, Roxy's calling me. Hold on.
Hey, Roxy.
Uh, Henry, is, um, Roxy Roxy, hey, is your date over?
No, we were actually just talking about you.
Oh, wait, really? Like, did they just...?
Yeah, well, he said something about the burger shop being on fire, and he's on the phone with Ken right now, I think.
Wait, really?
Or, I don't know, something like that.
Oh, maybe he means that the food is flying?
Ah, maybe. Maybe I overheard him.
Where are you at? What are you doing?
Okay, I think we might head over there.
Ooh, I don't think I've ever been there.
Yeah.
Ooh, okay, let me ask you.
Uh-huh.
And then you come back three hours waiting to get your wheat.
And then you sell your wheat to the guy, and you make up about $7,000.
What? Where do you get the seeds?
Yeah. Um, Kansama.
Wait, Kansama has them? Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah, Kansama has seeds. If anything, I could give you some of mine.
Oh my god, okay, cool, cool, cool. All right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to him tonight. You're gonna meet us here at Burger Shot, and then we can all go.
Okay, cool. Okay.
Ten sixteen thousand dollars in debt.
Smooches, bye.
Smooches.
Wait, sorry, what was that? That was Roxie.
He's getting sixteen thousand dollars in debt for that day.
Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, she just told me that they're about to go farming.
Hooray.
I guess he probably has to make some of that money back.
Yeah, he is.
He is fucked.
Does she know that?
She will eventually, one way or another, whenever she's like,
why can't we handle the one of Dave that we normally can?
Like, oh, because I had to spend $10,000 on here to do something that we already do.
Oh, geez.
Aroxy.
She was really nervous about going up there too.
Yeah, but they're like, they're actually together.
That's crazy that he had to pick.
Wait, they are because I...
Yeah, no, they're actually like together.
Oh.
I think.
Unless, are they not anymore?
They were.
Oh, no!
I don't know.
I just...
I thought Roxy had like 10 boyfriends.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, don't they have like a group or something?
What do they call it?
Oh, yeah, the world.
So Ken, someone has a harem,
but she was like the number one in his harem.
But she's also like in a love triangle, a Tig and Rob.
But like, I thought she was a triangle.
Just take it. Sorry, I didn't want to say anything.
Yeah.
But I think he broke up with her.
I
Know a moment you're at the bottom of this
Hey, are you selling a love fuck triangle with rocks you with rock I
Don't know what that means
Are you guys still in a love triangle?
Okay, so I settle an argument not really an argument for more of an information is is Roxy and Ken
Are they dating?
Yeah, that is sure they do be watching me sometimes
Okay, I'll fuck you soon.
That answers it, I guess.
text to me all washed how did he know
damn it
was that jixie that's how i like jixie all right see how bad this is
I'm gonna go nervous, I'm gonna go to the farm too, actually.
I'm kinda just killing time right now.
Sure.
Okay, I think a lot of patties is a lot of patties.
Do you have any two seeds, like, um, Vivian?
Um, no, I have like two seeds.
Two seeds?
Um, I think you have...
No, no, no, you don't have to, you don't have to.
No, so she has one plot, that's okay.
Wait, is it nine?
So 7 plus 2, oh so she'll be, yeah, yeah you'll definitely get one plot at least so we can do that.
Are you sure?
Yeah, no big deal.
Oh thank you so much.
You can go out there Robert so you might have to go in a different car though because I think there's four of us going up there.
I know, I am a, a friend's home.
Okay we should get going, let me grab some food and drinks.
Okay, I did something with that because I've heard about how dangerous it is out there so I was curious to see how it ends.
You want this chicken for the fucking
It's my new year
Did you guys come here in four seater?
Oh no
Oh shoot, okay, we're gonna have to grab one
Okay, so I have a four seater, I have a four seater and
Oh, grab one.
Four-seater.
Yep, that'll do.
How do I honk?
Got one!
I
Got one
You know you're fucking fast I
Don't play I
Don't know what this is my soul it
What is it?
Okay, let me see
Wait all I see is a burger shop bag
Yeah, open... it's person.
Oh, okay. Let's see.
A meat shake!
Oh, yeah, you won. Hell yeah.
My favorite.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna look another way of the car.
That you got the card, cause... it's insane.
We gotta go to the clothing store.
Me shake.
We gotta go to clothing store.
We gotta go to clothing store.
They wanna go to the clothing store to get farming outfits so they'll hop in your car and sack.
Okay, cool.
I'll die.
You're on whisper, oops.
Are you gonna get a farming outfit?
Yeah, I'm down.
We're excited, I've never been there.
Weirdly enough, neither of them.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna...
I am gonna...
I am gonna...
I am gonna climb up towards...
Because it'll take me a lot...
Because I have to stop at every light, so...
Okay.
Alright.
Now we'll see you soon.
Alright, see you guys later.
Okay.
Alright, well someone can fight me in the right direction of which clothing store.
You know, I was gonna say, how'd you, oh, how'd you do it, you're on, did you get a little bit on you?
Yeah, a little bit. You know, it wasn't as high as I thought it would.
I just died you prove.
That was the one.
You know, it's just, um, why?
What, maggot pussy, is that not the name?
Buster converted a lesbian, apparently.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, I was really nervous so busted on he rubbed my belly for good luck
Nice, we're on the down
And then you guys think you'll work there again
Maybe I don't know if I got hired rarely just for the auction
Oh my god, oh my god, excuse you
Watch where you're going!
We were on the right side of the road!
Yeah, you guys were on the wrong side of the road.
Huh
Dixie
I thought that would have starled them because I didn't want to hear what they had to say
like that Dixie?
so how, a lot of people bid on it, not as many people bid on you as you expected huh Ken?
how much money did you make though?
yeah, um, I actually don't even think I got paid yet, I didn't even, I kinda just left,
I had some other stuff to call, look at him!
I'll ask, you know, I'll reach out to him I guess at some point, I think I made like
seven, you know, seven grand, guess how much my bid went up to.
That's pretty nice.
I don't hope it's your 16k that.
Yeah, yep, yep.
Oh my god, I forgot to help.
Is she not?
I love that.
I'll keep the last person that went up.
DJ.
You?
150k.
I freaking saw that on socials.
Who was the bidder?
Trying to figure out an outfit for my interview.
I'll notice some photoshoots.
Oh, was it Chatterbox?
Oh, so is it your signing?
Record yeah
Herdy is a thing for that girl
All right, so what is one where to the farm?
Okay, so I
went off I think
Little farmhead. I
Think there's an overall to fit me
Do you think of this outfit? Oh, it's not done, but
on the photo shoot for being signed a brick boy record oh yeah I want it going
for it yeah I'm gonna wear this you go against the green I don't know but the
shoe color the shoe color yeah maybe
colors are nope no top on her in green
though not God I'm a juggle act
That's a juggler.
Is that the Razer?
I'm not the Razer!
She's so stupid.
Maybe some yellow?
A yellow wouldn't be bad.
$5,000 over here.
That necklace has my name on it.
Oh!
wait did you are you the one the one are you the one the one Ray mind did you
actually pay that did you actually pay a hundred pk
It was all the clowns put in the money together so it was everything on set.
Oh, it's okay.
Wait, the clowns?
No, the clowns.
All the clowns put in the money together.
They did it for chatter up.
No, they broke up so we're doing this making jealous people.
No!
They broke up? Oh, do you mind saying?
Oh, Fred, please.
Okay bye.
Bye.
That's a great price.
Need a hat.
Those are cute.
Thanks.
You're all set.
I'm ready.
Give me a shout if you have a question.
All right
I named it fart I reformed already. I'm ready
Like I got the pink cowboy boots. Oh my god cute
Good luck
Oh, yeah, I love it.
He's wearing pink things.
I know, it looks so good.
Thanks, hope you have a great day.
He's very uncomfortable.
You said he's very uncomfortable.
We can't found a... oh.
Yeah?
Okay.
Yeah, that is a good question. Apparently a guy named Benji, but I'm not too sure.
And then he ran out. Wait, why did he...
Yeah, that's our security. Yeah, that's what Damien said.
Yeah, I wonder how he bid on Gideon-chan.
There's the last bid and they couldn't find him afterward.
Yeah.
He didn't pay?
No, but then he posted on socials,
whoever's in charge of the bidding, please call me.
So I don't know what the hell is going on.
Maybe he had to gather something.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he bid 15K and I'm trying to save for a pink car.
So hopefully he pulls through.
Oh for yeah, you need any extra money after that let me know okay
Okay.
I think I can eat some.
Ha!
So what do we do?
Farm.
Uh, farming.
What do you mean farming can wait?
Yeah, farming.
Do you need some money?
Um, Vivian.
So, if you commit to this, you have to come back in three hours.
Okay.
Like on the dot?
Like, uh, no, between three to four hours, so basically, um, you'll rent the plot online
to be your harvesting.
Like three game hours or three real hours?
About three hours.
So you have about, you know, like an hour until you come back and get your stuff, and
then start the line.
Oh!
Did anyone else have their seatbelts on guys oh
Oh my god
EW
OHH
HUUUH
HUUH
OUCH
EW
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
I'm not. Could you call somebody?
I didn't have my seatbelt on.
Would you be able to call my friends across the street?
They're also not okay either.
Well, there's somebody carrying him to city right now.
So I think you can't help.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we'll be okay.
Okay, well, that's a lot.
Okay, thank you.
I'll put your seatbelt on.
Damien has to take us all fast.
Damien!
I thought he was leaving.
He's just going to get him again.
I'm so right here, help me!
In my frog boots too, like look at this shit.
wow wow guys I'm sorry are you guys okay
I'm so sorry and you you really didn't want to commit to those three hours
I just I really didn't mean to all you had to do was say no you didn't have to
I promise it's not why.
Thanks, Damien.
Aw, Damien, thanks for saving us.
I have her seatbelt on now.
Oh, thank god.
You're so cool, and you're so homo-like tonight.
Yeah, he is.
I'm living so lucky that I have someone like you in my life.
Wait, what happened?
Nevermind.
Oh, I was saying that living is so lucky that I have someone like you in my life.
Yeah, one of the four people that learns how to wear a fucking seat belt.
Yeah, I'm allergic to seatbelts.
Oh, are you?
Sometimes I just forget.
That's okay.
I'm just so excited it's been talking to you guys.
Yeah, I know guys.
I'm sorry.
She's on my fault.
Oh no, it's okay.
You know, um, we're just kind of getting right now, going to the hospital.
That's true.
I'm at a vehicle accident.
And that's what matters.
Yeah, I guess that's kind of nice.
It's not, you know, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
That's so true, Ken Sabla.
dude the fucking voice he does absolutely kills me
I don't want to alarm you but I'm bleeding out of rate we might not make it
oh no
you're bleeding
you're bleeding
oh
oh no
all good
all good
you just listen
I'm just in a lot of blood and I can't drive as good as I did
that's okay
that's okay you're doing great
right there right there we're going to make it we're going to make it
help us we're the one-time Tyler's not here help help help please
Can you break the car?
Who wants the good news? Who wants the bad news?
Give me the bad news, give me the bad news.
The cars are damaged by the jaws of the law.
I see them, they're coming out with the beds.
They're getting wheeled in. I'm getting wheeled in right now.
You're not
See you right now. You're not doing that. You're not
Oh my god, she got wheeled in. She got wheeled in.
Oh my god, they're grabbing all of you guys.
Oh my god, they are. That's so nice of them.
Oh, what?
They're grabbing all of us.
We actually can't. Oh, that's...
Oh god don't get you into it. Why did you have to see that photo?
Hello, I'm internally bleeding
Currently bleeding whoo externally and hey guys you're okay
I
Never allowed to die me too. I was I was asking about needles
Just give me a countdown
Three two one
I think you need to do an exorcism.
I'm good man.
Okay, okay, perfect, perfect.
What happened that caused the bleeding?
Ha!
Well, bad luck I assume.
soon. Yeah, it was just being heroic and chasing a cow and then the cow pulled out
a shank and stabbing me. Yeah, it was crazy. The goats were laughing at me and the sheep
were about to join in. Roxy was there. Honestly, Roxy was probably the core of the issue if
I'm being honest.
Nanny?
I'm just kidding.
Nothing.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Tyler!
Are you okay?
I didn't have to see that guy.
I'll deal with you.
What happened?
I got hit by a car.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
I hope you feel better.
Hold on, Adriana's calling me.
Hey girl.
Hey Vivian, how are you, baby?
Good, how are you?
What's up?
I'm doing so good.
Okay, so I'm calling about the auction.
We got a lot of tips tonight.
Not really, but that's okay.
How much would you say you made in tips though?
Maybe like 200 bucks.
200 bucks, okay.
So we weren't expecting so much people to bid so much.
We're going to give you 50% of the auction.
So your auction, 15K, will just take 50%.
OK.
Does that sound good?
Yeah.
OK, perfect.
We'll go ahead and send you the money.
Can you please send me your state ID?
Yes, I can.
All right, let's go.
All righty.
OK.
We shall be getting it soon, OK?
OK, thank you.
You're welcome. Bye bye.
Bye.
Wait, in the ad they said they were only taking 10%.
Hold on, wait.
I hate cars that you hate.
Wait.
I went into the flying.
Wait, guys, I thought they were only taking 10%
of our auction money.
Oh, you know what?
You have to be able to make the wait.
We did it all this time so fast.
Three of us.
OK.
Bye.
Bye.
Ah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What's up?
Hey, how long have you been here?
For a little bit.
Not too much longer.
OK, I have to chill in this a little bit for about a half
an hour.
I do appreciate you.
OK.
Today was awesome.
Hopefully, we can do it again if you have time.
Yeah, I'd love to.
That's coming days.
Cool.
Try not to die with them.
I will.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Uh, I'm going to do some texts and we'll, yeah, thanks. This is a lot of fun, but let's do it again some time.
All right.
All right, be safe. Don't die.
All right.
Roxy.
All right, see you homie.
Yeah.
Wait.
This is our day from the actual.
What is coming on?
Wait, I thought they were only taking 10% of our money from the auction.
And you're owed another...
She said it in the ICU.
You didn't hear that from me.
Oh wait, yeah why?
Adriana just told me it's 50%.
It's 50?
Wait, hold on.
Oh my god, wait, I'm getting a call from an unknown number.
Hello?
Hello Vivian.
Is this John Marko?
Yes, this is James Markos.
Oh, hi.
Is this John Marko?
Yes, this is James Marko.
Oh, James Marko, sorry.
No, it's his day. Everybody is getting my name wrong.
How are you?
I'm doing very well. I was about to head out of the city, but I had one thing left on my due list, which is...
Would you like to see the gallery before I head out of town?
I would love to see the gallery.
Right. Where in the city are you?
I'm at the hospital right now.
Can you pay me the symptoms at least?
I'm at the hospital right now.
Where?
Right out front in the orange vehicle.
Oh my god.
Oh, I just saw him walk inside.
Yeah, it was 10 percent.
All right, I'll be waiting for you.
All right, I'm coming out right now. Give me one sec.
This is...
Oh my god, you're right.
Yeah, they're talking about 50 percent.
What are we supposed to do?
This is this is wrong
Yeah, we have it in writing
Hey, Dr. Beef time
I'm gonna I'm gonna text in the group chat. Oh my god
Wait, we're gaming cycle. Oh he said he said he uh, he has to go
for a little bit
Hey, I heard
Oh, well, what well, I wasn't thinking that until maybe right now, but we're not even together didn't want him to be cheating on me anyway, so
He means sounds a good guy. All right. He means I would never do something like that. I
hope not
Hey, I heard the
I don't know much about him.
He's a real one.
If they're not talking to you and keeping you updated with your location,
I'll talk to you.
Have you seen somebody else?
No.
It's 50?
Yeah, I know.
Okay, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
John Marko.
I'm sorry, I keep saying his name wrong.
James Marko has to show me the art gallery.
So I'm going to go do that real quick.
Oh, wait, are you painting too?
No, he said that he wants somebody to work like the front desk, so...
I think that's what I'm going to do.
Oh my god, that is... you would be so good to something like that.
Right? That's what I was thinking.
No, no, I...
Can we come check it out with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, he's right out here.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, oh my god, Adriana's calling me again. Let me see what she says.
I'm going to put on speaker. Everyone hush.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh my god, wait, where did you hear the 10%?
Um, I saw it in the text somewhere.
Oh my god, where is it?
Oh shit, did any of the managers like...
What was that?
Did any of the managers tell you?
Um, hold on, let me see if I can find the text.
Let me see here.
I remember seeing a text, I remember seeing a text.
I'm trying to see who it was from one second here
Sorry just gonna be one second. No, you're fine
Or there was an in text or did Jordan say it
You know, or you know what? I think it was Jordan actually that said it in post it was it
Okay, well, let me go ahead and call her and find out if she did because if she did
Manager told you it's 10% and then like we'll give you 10% I just want to make sure
Told you I'll call her and give you a call of him. Okay. Let me know
It was in DMs
Oh my god, dude, I swear to god somebody literally texted it to me.
Okay, look, I think 10% too.
Who were you texting from?
I swear to god, it was probably Jordan, I think.
It was maybe at the debate.
Alright guys, come over here.
Yeah, wait, I was from 10%.
James!
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Do you mind if some of us start along with you?
Oh, hey.
oh yes who's tagging along roxy i think kensama and carl are you coming to are you busy um i'm
not busy but i don't want to intrude what are you doing so we're just going to go to our
gallery and already signed i don't have ever seen you i thought you the rest of you may come if you
I'll swear yourselves to secrecy.
Oh yeah, I swear to myself.
Oh yeah, I think you've got whips too.
Oh, that's cool.
Okay, I'll follow you in the park.
Yeah, alright, let's go.
Wait, okay.
Alright, have fun.
Oh, alright, jay-jay.
Hi, Zephyr Jane.
Um, I'll, uh...
Damien?
Oh, why is that getting shiller?
Ah!
Carla, are you coming?
Yeah, I will. Is that only four seats?
Oh, yeah.
I don't mean your vehicle. It's not very far.
Yeah, I'll follow you. I'll just follow you.
Seatbelt!
Seatbelt's on!
Well...
Oh, well that's why I was trying to figure out right now. They told us that it was only we're only gonna take 10% of the money
The club was only gonna take 10% now. I just get a call from major on the manager saying that they're taking 50%
The talk with Dr. Beef the lawyer, he would gladly represent you. He's my attorney
He was telling me he was telling me about that earlier. Okay, they just cleared it up in the group chat. They said it is 10%
Oh, thank God. That's a lot of money
Oof
I gotta text my bank info to a tree
I'm not in the screen chat.
001, mind the PA3.
What's up?
What was that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I'm not in the chat, so...
0010383, was that it?
Hey, if they wanted to do 50%, I'm gonna do backdoor deals.
They should do deals in the backdoor.
That's what I would do.
Any?
Yeah.
What?
Welcome to the art side.
Sit down.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Who the fuck is that?
Who is that?
Jesus.
Hello?
Some flint here.
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
I'll take care of this.
Can I?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Roxy! Oh my god!
What's her problem?
Oh my god!
I took care of it for you.
Thanks Roxy.
She's Louise. Okay.
Alright.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I've already given in some other spiel for the gallery,
but for the rest of you what you're about to see is,
well, it's confidential as we are not yet open,
And we want to keep a look at what you're about to see very secret, so can I have your
word that you're not telling me about you?
Simon?
You have my word.
Sorry, one second.
Mine too.
Hello?
Hey Vivian, so yes, Jordan did say ten percent, so we'll be taking ten percent.
Um, I think you sent me the wrong number.
Oh dang it.
Uh, is that for, sorry, is that supposed to be for my banking or for the, um, which one?
Um, it should be your ID pockets, but...
Am I where?
In your pockets?
Like, it should be in your purse, but...
Okay, in my...
Oh, my ID.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
That's okay.
Oh, I hung up on her.
Yes, I went to...
1528.
Unicorn with a lot of fun and I just did some business. What about you?
So sorry about that important call
Wow
Well come on in
about real estate but you know let's do this because this is what i'm expecting.
Harlow's probably on whisper mode. So this is um entrance area this is a base
section uh you know usually this area is going to be very full but you want to
see a reception area you'd like to see the actual gallery come on in.
Oh my god.
This is the main gallery floor.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Sugoi!
Yes, as you can see, we are a proudly traded nest company.
Depending, we are building a better future together.
I love nest!
How do you point?
Oh, how cute is this?
Oh my god, it's adorable.
Wow, oh my god, is this, is this Eugene's?
Oh my gosh, it's Marko!
What is it?
It's so cute by Ginger Ale!
Ginger? Yes, Ginger Ale and Uchiha!
Oh my god, this is so gorgeous!
Here is some of our early abs work too.
You can take a look.
Oh wow, this reminds me of Kusama.
Wow, look at that.
Yes.
And if you are feeling, I don't know, maybe a little creative, I can give you a modest
position and you can make your own honor before you leave.
Why?
Oh, I want to!
I wouldn't give.
Yes.
Now, I would like to show you our most valuable piece of art, but I would hope that you stay
at least a few feet back and do not touch it.
Okay.
Of course, of course.
Okay.
Uhhhhh this.
Oh my god.
Yes.
A banana?
This is the banana.
Are you gonna eat this?
Oh no Ten!
Eat a banana like shit!
What are you a billionaire?
No.
I'm just hungry.
Ten, Ten, Ten, DAD, Okay?
I know.
How would you even think about eating a banana like this?
How would you even think about eating a banana like this?
Sorry, Greg, I'm gonna say...
This is a precious piece of art done by a very cool and anonymous artist.
Here, let me show you the other floors quickly, and then I will take you to the...
I've seen a banana on my dad before, and she knows what I mean.
Oh my god, I do at the good store.
You see a lot of art?
Oh yeah, um, it's 3 AM at 8.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking rich! I'm fucking rich!
This is the event floor, and you'll see why.
Here we have our in-house bar.
The Art of Spider-Man.
And we have another f**k of art here.
But the most important part of this floor is over here.
Oh?
My family.
My ancestors.
What is this?
It is beautiful.
Is this Jordan Michaels?
This is trapped down here?
That's beautiful.
Yes, you have a keen eye.
This is a sculpture by Jordan Michaels.
That's beautiful.
And I'm freaking Michaels?
Yes.
Oh my god.
The name of this piece is the aptly named
Very Large Fucking Bird.
Wow.
It's beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah, I want to show you the most important part of this film.
possibly be more important than this.
Very large fucking bird.
I will hope that all of you find your way into this room one day.
You see, because the local residents of Los Santos
will position their art all around our gallery,
and it will be available for purchase for homeowners of the city.
And in one day we will be able to transport the art from this gallery to their homes.
so all the auctions will occur right here and I'll need people to auction off the art.
Holy freaking moly!
You know, I am picturing a bright, shining business relationship here already.
James, Marco, say Marco, I have to tell you because I don't want to speak too soon,
but you know, if I continue to play my cards right, I might be helping, you know,
You know steer the ship at one of Los Santos's preeminent real estate branches
So we'll need plenty of art to furnish the house will be selling. Oh my god
It's like a friend-in-glove relationship it is
All right, I have one more floater floor to show you
Oh, I just got it. Thank you.
You know, I would... not to put the cop who wasn't asked you for anything while we're getting a tour of him, but once this is open, I would love to do a field trip with my school for girls here to get them cultured on that.
Yes, it would be my pleasure to show you good.
Oh, that would be wonderful. Okay, fantastic.
What a freaking good idea.
James Marcos playing by Wil Neff.
Alright, please follow me to the third floor.
a solar planetarium something penguin oh my god the lighting in here is beautiful and i just got
paid by the v u today is a win win sj ever i want you to light up as you can see this is a completely
accurate scale representation a universe including wow take a selfie in here is that not allowed
You may take a self please do not post it yet. Okay, I swear. Okay, I won't
This is incredible really I didn't know what to expect, but this is this is blowing my mind. Oh
What's you?
Anyway, please follow me to the off now, okay?
Carla, if you can follow me, that'd be excellent.
Alright, thank you Milo, I appreciate it.
Bye.
Ken-san, um, maybe I can paint a picture of you?
Yes, if you would like to maybe do some art before the storm, I can give you all a key mission.
But, as I was speaking earlier, Ken, I'm looking for good people to staff this place, artists, VIP liaisons, some connects.
Because art thrives on culture and culture is made in important people and everybody
in this room is an important person.
There's such a way with words.
Yes, true.
And I think all of us definitely bring something to the table here.
Oh yeah.
That's right.
So obviously we just started the process of hiring, but I have an idea for a lot of specific
roles that I will have going forward, but also I'm always open for a mover and a shaker
to come in here and pitch themselves as maybe someone who is invaluable to me.
So above an idea for your own position, please come and let me know.
But in the meantime, Vivian, I wanted to speak to you specifically because I was looking
for a VIP liaison. Yes, I would be more than honored to be considered for that position.
Well, I hope you enjoyed your talk. Would you like to maybe do some art before you go? Yes.
Let's do it. Vivian, this is so perfect. I mean, coming from Vegas, you know how to
of people give VIP experience. I love it.
And how perfect when you bring the girl's school too, like that'll be perfect.
Oh my god, I know! Amazing.
Now, this system isn't wonky, but I'm going to try it out.
So, one moment please.
I don't know why, but do art is killing me.
Alright, if you give me your government ID numbers, I think I should be able to add you as artists.
Hold on a minute.
one one eight seven
of
the
right can I send you an inch to get
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
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I'm one two two four.
Um...
Wait, huh?
You got 19.
Oh, me? Um, it's 18, 18.
Alright, you should all have invites. Now let me make all artists one moment.
Uh...
Okay.
What selfie? Oh, the selfie that we took.
Hey, you know, um, Mr. James, say Michael and Michael?
I don't love to be a tour guide.
You know, I'm a good, uh...
Oh, guide?
Let me see which one's the best one.
I can't tell.
Wow!
Um, you know, I really know how to read, you know, a picture.
I think I would be fantastic as an auctioneer-ess, to be honest.
Oh, yes, yes.
Alright, you should all have artist permission, so tell me, can you use the computers here and here?
Ah, let me check.
Yes, I can.
Oh, yes!
So, if you want to play around, I probably have to get you out of the store before the tsunami,
but if you are wanting to play around for the next, like, 10 minutes to make art and then submit it,
I will evaluate it as the, um,
writer of this, uh, store.
And if I like your art, I will put it out in the gallery for someone to purchase.
Amazing.
Yeah, the storm, the storm that the server reset. That's what it's called.
The storm or the tsunami.
Okay, let's do this.
Okay. Okay, guys, I have to, I only have 10 minutes to,
to draw something that, that, that speaks to people.
I love this.
Draw a chicken, but I wanted to be emotional.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
A feather, what does the feather draw like?
Okay. How do I go back? Oh jeez, how do I go back? Can you not like delete what you just did?
You can't, there's no undo.
Oh brother.
Oh there is. Control Z.
It has to be more abstract. It
has to be more abstract.
A piece of art to the gallery
at the computer. That was quick.
An egg with a crack at it.
Maggot Pussy with the five
again. Thank you. Maggot Pussy.
Can I make a shape like a circle?
Hang on a moment.
Let me see if I can edit this.
Okay, anybody needs to be an Oval.
Oh, I got my payment from the BU.
Or I could do like an abstract.
All right, you should be able to submit now.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
An abstract painting of me and Damien drowning.
Shit, hold on.
My God, no, I need the whole thing.
What is this stupid circle?
Okay, brush, size.
Frick, I wish I could see what it looked like.
Okay, I need to do the sky.
Or should I just do us underwater?
I was going to do like the water and then...
Wait, layers, what do you mean layer? I should do another layer? Oh geez. Should I just do the
under water?
Maybe I'm technologically inept, difficult time doing odd, period.
Me too.
Oh?
Have you gone to editor?
going to editor.
This is a one minute warning, y'all. I have to get you out of the gallery before the storm hits, so if you would like to save your work, you can come back and work it.
Oh, let me check it right now, Ken.
Taylor, it's a minute. All done!
That worked so hard on it.
Oh my god.
Wait till you guys see mine. I'd like to think I'm the next, um, Picasso.
Wow.
I'm your first.
Um.
Okay, so may I see yours now?
What did you draw, Roxasane?
Oh, it is.
Oh.
Yes, I put yours out of the gallery.
Oh, no.
You go to a bathroom.
How do I save it?
Okay, why did you say I didn't submit it though? Oh, sorry
We know how do I save it he is to leave it
it. No, oh, oh, file save, save. Okay, I get a call. I got to name it.
All right, ladies, may I ask you to
Okay, mine is
I don't want you to get locked in here during the store.
Yes, no worries.
It's downstairs, right?
Yes, I will come soon.
Oh, all right.
Miss Vaggie. Yeah.
Yes, I just don't want you to get locked in.
Okay, thank you.
Yes, um, oh
To open up the source so you may come here whenever you oh, okay. Oh, sorry, which way? Sorry. How do I get out?
This way, okay
I know it's confusing. It's rather large. I'm lost
Yeah, me too. I think this way
Yeah, I went down the stands with then the door was locked and I got confused
Well, thank you for showing us around and letting me draw on the computer, that was so fun.
Yes, this is something very fun that I think we're going to make available for all the tablets in the city, too.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Here is Roxy's artwork that we put up.
Oh my god, that is beautiful!
She's a rock star!
Oh my god, that's so cute
I must get you all to the entrance before the storm
Yeah, where is this entrance?
Just don't want you to get locked in here forever and always
Can you get the door coming?
Wait, hold on.
Help!
Help!
The other door!
This one, this one, oh my gosh.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing you soon.
Thank you all for coming and visiting the gallery.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Will you share your contact with me quickly again so I can just save it this time?
Yes.
Okay everyone enjoy your naps.
Bye.
Bye.
Time.
Box ticking.
Oh.
Got it.
Okay.
Yes.
Alright.
I'm going to run and now I'm going to run.
It's going to be soon.
Alright.
I'm going to put that.
I'm going to see you tomorrow.
Alright see you tomorrow.
James Ruckerson are you going to ride the scooter for my carry on?
I'm going back to my car.
Okay.
Bye.
Yes.
When is it?
Oh, the server restarts what every couple hours and that's the restart
Um, oh
My god, that was freaking fun. Wow. What oh what an eventful day
Okay, trying to zoom back out. There we go. What an eventful day
What an eventful day we made fucking bad today
Hey, if you told me that I would have made damn your 15k today
Off of the auction, okay, but that means I have to go on a date with whoever this Benji character is though
I don't even know who this person is
But that means you know what?
Yeah
Yeah
That's okay
And I died twice I
Died twice
Toyodothon with the 5. Thank you Toyodothon with the 5 gifted.
Yeah. Oh my god, he's the one who called me Pinky? Wait, shut up. That's Benji!
And he's the one who's... No? That's not? Okay, no, never mind, never mind. I was gonna say, is he the one
Who said cock-blocking me?
Okay, no, it's not him. It's not him.
Benji, let me look him up real quick. So I'm like, I definitely... Okay, Benji, no pixel.
Wicky.
I've seen this guy. Yeah, I met him. I remember him.
Yeah, and he's always talking about doing crimes and shit.
Yeah, I remember him
Okay, I remember
Yeah, he's the Filipino one he say was Filipino
Yeah
Yeah, I remember him. No, I'm not getting off right this second. I'm not getting off right this second
And Damien did bid $10,000 though, so
So, gamey had bid $10,000 on Vivian,
and he did also say that I could still have it
if I wanted it.
And that means I'm gonna get my pink convertible!
So yeah, he,
I'm so excited for the freaking casino to open.
Should I work on the song a little bit in case the casino, well, they're saying that
I feel like I have to have the song ready because I feel like next time I get on, maybe
the casino is going to be open.
Also Thursday, I'm not okay.
So I'm probably not going to be on NoPixel until like Friday.
Like Friday, I'm probably going to play something else first and then hit NoPixel after.
So I'm not going to be on NoPixel until like later Friday night, probably.
Probably like, like 8.30 or 9.
My time Friday is the next time that we're going to play NoPixel.
Because Thursday we're going to play the new Silent Hill.
We're doing a sponsor stream for the new Silent Hill on Thursday
Okay, let's go let's let's get in the fucking stew let's get in the fucking stew
Let's work on the fucking song, but I'm not getting off yet. Um, I'm not getting off yet
I don't really have shit else to do so I'm gonna stay on for a little bit for sure and
Hold on one second
Okay, I do have to freaking pee so hold on let me do that first. I'm gonna pee and get some more water
Okay, pee and water break hold on everyone
you
you
you
you
you
you
Woo! Okay. Wait, guys, what I was going to say at the storm, yeah, no, I know the storm
passed, but we're going to work on the song for a little bit. So that's what we're going
to do for Alicia the Bitch. Well, someone said, Mama, have you finished The Last of
us two yet. I haven't heard that name in years. No, no, I have not finished that game. I have
not finished that game. I know. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm going to work on this song because
I was thinking the casino is going to open soon and I want the song ready for that. And
I want this song ready to show to Karla too for the, for the frickin,
whatever the fuck, the uh,
brick boys shit or whatever label she's bought.
Um, how much fun is no pixel?
You do no pixel to use zero to 10.
10.
I'm having so much fun.
I have having so much fun.
Um, okay.
I think honestly we'll probably finish the song right now to be honest.
Oh wait, guys.
Also to a long big screen for anyone who wasn't here earlier.
when I started stream, and you didn't hear my announcement,
I am no longer pre-diabetic.
I am no longer pre-diabetic, I have reversed my pre-diabetes.
Woo!
So I just wanted to let you guys know that
for anyone who wasn't here earlier.
So I am feeling great!
And the grinder, I did do on purpose that time.
So, feeling good, feeling great.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not pre-diabetes no more, I'm not, I shouldn't shit with that,
let's see, no, actually I'm kind of hungry, I got a little idea, okay, let's see, here
Here we go, my new project, studio, restore, yes, I think this is it.
Okay let's just do one more, let's just do one, listen through.
I don't know what I'm gonna name the song yet.
I don't even know what it is.
You need to do this.
Show my patience and learn to carry it out.
I'm so ticketed.
We're a filter, don't you start.
Heart beat, for the travel stop.
Chicken feet, and theend of things.
Music in my heart.
When I hear the start ring.
You're listening to Nightmare.
Because I'm not dry.
So glad I met you at the bird's-shot!
Like this has to be said, this is so loud for her.
Wait, hold on.
I'm a scientist queen, and I'm coming to see everybody switchin' bean, should make the city queen!
Yo, I'm a scientist, and I'm like fortune tellin'.
I'm a scientist, and I'm like fortune tellin'.
Hey, bitch!
Don't go till I stretch to the floor
If you say you're a rock, can't you die?
So I have to skip when I close my eyes
For all the greetings that are in front of me
So salty
Okay, so that's all we got!
So I think right now, let me try to adjust the volume levels of
Okay, so...
But this is what pisses me off.
I have to go into here, right?
So if I do that, is it gonna, oh no, never mind.
I could do it for each one.
I thought I would do it for all of them.
So glad I met you at the first shot.
Okay, so then I get to pick which one I wanna be louder
or quieter, did that even do anything?
Oh yeah, did do something.
Okay, well it is music by definition.
I could do I could I could add a drowning lyric in there. Yeah, the salty got to go
Or maybe I should put I could put a filter
Like we could do a different
I kind of want to do two different like I want to do a different filter on this
Do I even have a filter on this now? Bright room. Let's let's hear
I wish that you could do a different preset like per um look I have to put it in a whole
new thing. The Sleigh Pussy Queen is not leaving, it is staying. Hmm. But I need, like, I need
to do something about this. I need to do something about this. Okay, what if I do, what if I
I did a pitch shift if I made it higher pitched
Okay, so that's so that's a no
It's kind of funny a little bit bitch
It's kind of funny a little bit bitch stop okay hold on
Okay, do we like it like that?
Suprat, I met you at the burger shop.
Sightseeing is a queen, and I'm coming to see you.
That just sounds like Alvin yelling.
It just sounds like...
Sightseeing is a queen, and I'm coming to see you.
What if I made it lower?
Oh, dang it, you can't make it lower.
Wait, can you?
Let's see if it's lower.
Sightseeing is a queen, and I'm coming to see you.
Everybody should convene, and I'm coming to see you.
Queen!
Oh, wow. Okay, so I say we just keep it where it's at. I say we just keep it where it's at
Fuck you. Welcome to hell
Welcome to hell
Okay, um, I want a different filter. I want a different okay the cream
Or not gotta go but it's gotta be I gotta like fix it a little bit
Put a little bit more reverb on the cream, I'm a lower, it's a little loud, so I'm a lower it.
That's a perfect shot!
Science is a queen, and I'm coming to see, everybody should be, should make the city cream!
That's even still pretty loud.
They put a little reverb on the cream!
Rerecord the yelling!
Why is it too, should I put a limiter on it? It's too, it's too loud? What's wrong with it?
guys really it's too loud seriously really you think it's too loud peaking
so maybe it won't be okay that didn't do anything that didn't do fucking shit
I'm not doing anything no make it louder oh okay
Hmm
What's the attack?
Okay, and I need this I need this part to be louder too
This part needs to be louder.
That might be a little too loud. Lower it a little bit.
Okay, put a little reverb on the cream, okay?
I'll make that part a little bit louder too.
Do I have a filter on that?
I just have whatever.
I want to make the, I want to do a little bit less.
How do I do a little bit less echo on it?
Maybe the mix?
I don't know what this means, the D delay?
Change the delay style, baby, what if I put it down there?
Hey, I think it's fine.
I'll go to the editor.
Uh, no, I can only do the, yeah, I can't do that there.
All right, it's fine.
Let's just hear what other...
What do you want your fingers?
What do you want your fingers?
Call me up!
What do you want your fingers?
Call me up!
I like that, but I would have found
a little bit of reverb on that.
What do you want your fingers?
Call me up!
I need a little bit more echoey though.
So I had the mouth sound and I feel like it needs to come in.
Oh yeah, did I take away the thing where it...
I want to put like something when it comes back in.
I need like a noise.
Money on your face, call me up.
I need money on your face, call me up.
I need money on your face, call me up.
Okay.
We could do grinder noise.
I already have that one saved.
I mean, that's easy.
I already got that one right here.
I already got that one right here.
Oh, so, you didn't need to play it, uh, let's, let's, yeah, sure, that's it, denied, I got
Denied from the grinder noise?
Okay, just skip it.
Okay, there we go.
Did that work?
Oh, there we go.
Right now.
Shit.
Hey!
Honey, on your fingers, call me up.
Like, while I'm saying, hey bitch,
it'll just play kind of quietly in the background.
Hurry!
Okay, but a little bit quieter than that. Okay, hold on a little bit quieter
Even quieter it's a little
Perfect perfect or should I do it when I say bitch
Why does it still sound the same?
Does it not sound the same volume?
Okay no, it did get quieter.
Right after the ring?
No, it's gotta be like right when I start talking.
No music over the hey bitch, okay, let's hear what it sounds like like that
That sounds like we did that I feel like we did that the other day and it sounded a mess
Hell no it just complete silence
I feel like you just need one ring.
We did that on everyone said it sucked, we needed two rings.
It's coming up.
The music cutting out is so start- well that's exactly- you have to keep them- you have to keep them second guessing.
Okay, or I could do a phone pickup sound. I could do that. I could do the one ring and phone pickup sound. Fine, I'll download it.
Okay, picking up phone sound effect, that one kind of sucked.
I need like a beep.
FaceTime pick up sound.
It's not going to be long enough, it's not going to be long enough.
Because the way that the two rings are, it's perfect with when the beat comes back in for
the, like I would have to move so much shit around.
I don't really want to do that actually.
Let's just keep it.
Okay.
I feel like I cut the... what did I do to this?
Oh, there we go.
Perfect.
I like the grinder right there.
I like the grinder right there, okay, and then let's hear the rest
Okay, okay, let's run it from the back and I feel like what?
What?
From the back!
Who's taking it from the back?
Sorry, let's run it from the top.
Top!
Who's a top?
Okay, let's take it from the top, come on.
Back!
Who's blowing my back out?
The fuck?
Okay, no, no, no, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
We need to fix this.
We need to fix this, I don't like the effect on this.
We need something different on this.
Okay, we need something cool on this.
What the hell is that?
Beetle slapback!
I feel like the stutter is so bad.
Which one?
Back?
Or this one?
I don't know how to do the stutter better though.
The stutter has to be even faster.
Okay, let's try to lock in with this damn...
How do I zoom in in again?
I know that there is a, oh, there it is.
Let's get in here.
Okay, let's see, editor.
It's already playing back at a faster speed.
Let's do it even faster.
Are they all at 260?
That one's at 280.
If I could do that one at 282.
You ever been to Vegas?
Okay, that's kind of better, I guess.
I feel like I need to add another one in there.
What if we did four?
The faster it goes, the more you can't realize that it sounds like shit.
Okay.
Have you ever been to Vegas?
Make a 10, fuck it.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
Use it and they'd be like, like, they would all do that shit.
Yeah, yeah, it is true
Have you ever been the best you know
That your favorite drink
No, no, no
When you got a shot of y'all no new
Kids that know you're making you feel like
You're so in love
You know these talking about a strip
We're not actually liking you
You're a couple drinks and you're feeling like
It's my bad day since I've been gone
Oh, oh, oh
Might you miss the most obvious song
What?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Lord. Thank you. Why would he say that? Why would he
say that? I'm going to bend you over and spank you. I'm going to have you pray to the Lord.
Thank you. Thank you. Lord. I thank you. Why would he say that?
Okay back to the song. Oh
But that song that is a good fucking song man. Oh my god. I love that song
Okay way too loud still holy balls
Hello
Okay still too loud
Why does it get like so like, it'll be loud, loud, loud and then it just gets too quiet.
Okay, maybe a little bit.
Okay, cool.
Oh my god, if I have your been the vagus, I know what I'm so bad at doing the chop and
screw thing.
Okay.
Okay
Do you think it needs it? I think it's okay do it in post
Okay, guys, but now we're pretty much towards the end of the song
So that's the thing if i'm gonna add some more stuff in it's like, okay
Like it's pretty much all I have all I have room for left is the spoken word
Where's the chorus? Oh, so, um, we're past the, I don't, I don't think there is one honestly.
Um, I could just, I could just redo the, I could just redo the end right here. And then
And instead of saying the goth guys thing, I could say about my pink hair, toxic eyes.
I think I like goth guys, or something like that.
And I could tie it in.
Atomic eyes.
But it's like what part of the chorus was the first we made along the way?
Okay, it's too short for that. No, I got a good like 30 seconds left
If I just do like one more line, but I don't know if it's gonna be stupid. It's not gonna make sense. I
Can't get rid of scrotum readings. It's too good
Large fry needs a run girl like what you mean like
LOOL! FRAAAAACE!
FRAAAACE!
Okay girl, I'm not.
Okay, let me try something. Let me try...
Oh she...
Okay, okay.
Woooo!
Wooo!
Do a dramatic ass... Okay, okay.
Ariana Whistle no.
IT'S GOLDEN READINGS!
LOOL! FRAAAACE!
FRAAAACE!
NO SOULTEEN!
Hold on!
Wooo, okay.
Oh Jesus Christ recording over it. Well, it's fine cuz I could just if it sucks. I'll just redo it. Okay
Like that
Something like that?
What?
Okay, so maybe I just don't do all that at the end
and show you what, okay.
One on for about five seconds.
I
Then I gotta move over the so salty
I feel like you're not taking this seriously.
I think it doesn't fit. I kind of like the original one this whole time.
No, I like the original one. Put it back.
Give me my normal fry back. Give me my large fry.
Large fry!
So salty.
Yeah, I like that.
And then, okay, then I could do...
I could do like I could tie it back in. I could do the Vivi Vegas line again. I
Could do the Vivi Vegas line again, but then I got a tie in the one
But softer, okay.
Okay, am I saying the same thing, though?
Pink hair, atomic eyes, something, something drowning by your side, okay, wait, that's
kind of tea, drowning by your side, okay.
by your side. Okay, the drowning by your side is the okay. Okay. But it's like how do I
okay, so let me let me go let me go open the lyrics real quick. Okay, the fucking ending
way. Okay. Okay, I already did that second delete that. I'm gonna delete all this. Okay.
So okay, Vivi Vegas, I don't have to say so vivacious or whatever, I could say something
else.
Vivi Vegas, nana nana.
I could just, or I could just repeat the same shit again, Vivi Vegas, uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
I kind of want to do a whole nother thing. I want it to be like quick though.
Repeat beginning, different ending. Vivi Vegas. I could say self flirtatious.
slow, flirtatious, like the Canada, I could just say that part again, I'm so contagious.
Wait, but then, hold on, let me, I gotta share the beginning back.
Okay, the Canada is one of the names of the sicknesses you can get in the game
But I'm not gonna do that much words. It needs to be shorter than that
Chicken, the chicken feet part should be the start of the chorus? Yeah, I guess because I just did the-
Yeah, that's true because I did that part already. Okay, so then I kind of have to do the-
chicken
so salty
so salty
so salty
so salty
so salty
or should I just say the pink hair thing, should I just say it?
should I just keep it going?
Okay, let's just try that part, but it's got to be like softer.
Okay, so what is it?
Pink hair, pink hair, atomic eyes.
Pink hair, atomic eyes.
Um, and it's the drowning, but it has to like be enough syllables.
I think I'm drowning by your side.
Like that.
I think, I think I'm drowning by your side.
but its softer though but when does it come in hold on let me
if I do that damn adlin it's like where does it come back in
what I have to wait I don't have time to wait just overlap it
Okay, let me just- Okay.
I'd have to move the so salty.
I'd have to like do it like- It's so salty.
It's still so loud by like, okay, hold on.
It's so salty.
It's so salty.
Oh man, but it's still at the right timing.
I think I held the note for like an awkward amount of beats.
Okay, it might just need a beat.
It might just need a beat.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
So salty
So I just have to start again right there
Right there
Okay, is that big stuff?
It's the wrong thing
Whisper so salty instead.
Okay, I'm just going to do the full, okay, I'm going to do the full.
Okay, someone said you should say you're so contagious.
That's good.
Okay.
Fuck, I said flirtatious wrong!
Okay.
It's gonna start like right there.
Okay.
You're chasing that b8?
I promise I'm not!
It sounds good to me, and then I have to edit it.
Damn it, baby, it looks so convenient.
Oh, damn it, I want some candy!
It's- ew.
That don't sound right.
Like, it's too soft.
I don't think I could do soft with that filter on it.
End it lower.
By your...
By your...
Side?
I
You're so y'all are saying slow the song down. I don't know why didn't you any of that?
I'm gonna try let's try we know fuck
Wait
So what it would have to be right there slice it
Slice it edit it
Okay, so that's what you wanted
Okay
I can slightly slow it down, okay
I feel like that just sounds like I'm having a stroke
Okay, but then lower the pitch too. Wait that's actually that's smart. Okay lower the pitch so that you could tell like more than it was
Okay, how do I do that?
One of these
No, okay, not one of those, well, same place as the speed?
Oh, where?
Where?
I'm seeing auto-pitch, but that's like gonna be some shit that makes it sound like pitch
shift?
Am I stupid?
Oh, I am!
That's just kinda cool.
Okay, wait!
Okay, hold on!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, and then I feel like I could put like some sort of weird sound effect here
So you can't hear the um the weird like cut right there
Oh underscore she's in your purse
Beefy fridgers with the five gift, but thank you beefy fridgers with the five girl
Underscore has got nothing to worry about when it comes to Vivian trust
Oh, I can put a chicken sound right there. Genius!
Okay. Wait, wait, okay. Do I have to sing it deeper?
That don't sound right, hold on.
EW!
EW!
It sounds like evil.
Guys, I know that when okay for some reason it's often my headphones the the beat in the in the
With the beat go faster
No, you could pitch your voice down too. Oh
Sing normal and pitch it out. Okay
Okay ready, I think it's gonna mess me okay
Now I can't hear it now I can't hear I have to do it after this is messing me up
I can't hear the original one in my head
This is messing me up this is hard change both after okay
Okay
Guys try being a singer for a day seriously. It's freaking hard
Okay
Okay, sorry about that wrong one
I found you, I found you
Baby Vegas, so flirtatious, like the camera
You're so contagious, take care
Atomic eyes, sink them down in my eyes
Okay, is that what you guys meant by deeper?
Baby Vegas, baby
This just sounds kinda too sad
I found you, I found you
Can you take it, so flirtatious, like the Canada?
You're so contagious, it cares, it's so contagious.
Did I say, like the Canada, you're so flirtatious?
Can you take it, so flirtatious, like the Canada?
You're so contagious, it cares, it's so contagious.
You're killing it by your side.
Drop the eye part so it fits better.
What, what, I par?
Oh, or just, just think I'm drowning
instead of I think I'm drowning?
Do I do it with more energy?
More oomph?
Del pixels with a thousand bits. Thank you. Vivi Vegas so salacious unlike medicine put you in homeostasis
What does that even mean?
God damn that is too many syllables
Okay, I'm gonna just keep it. Let's okay. Let's hear it
Soap or tissue, it's like Canada!
You're so contagious!
Wait, but we have to hear how it sounds pitched down.
Okay.
Can I do both of the same t- oh my god, I can.
Dang it, wait, no I can't.
Frank, come on, bro!
Okay.
Pitch shift?
What did I pitch shift it to?
Playback speed 90?
Okay, hopefully that's-
Baby baby, it's soap or tissue, it's like Canada!
You're so contagious!
It sounds like shit!
You're so contagious!
That's only enough!
What if I made it faster?
Two...
Oh brother okay let's just put it back to normal how about that
Okay, well I feel like it needs more energy.
now because that's going to be the end so I have to do the high ending again or
because listen because this is what I'm gonna do at the end let's try to record
the end part first wait I don't think I'm gonna have enough time just gonna
Okay
It's actually perfect
okay so can't hear it okay you know what let's I'm gonna I'm gonna do a new
like I'm gonna do a new um
Chicken
Oh my god
Okay, is that good?
Okay.
We do the kiss?
More passion!
A chicken, a damn fabulous chicken.
I'm gonna put a chicken sound somewhere in there, yeah.
I'm going to put a chicken sound somewhere in there.
Or I could do a laugh that fades out.
Oh, and I could put a bleep on.
What the fuck are you looking at?
What the fuck are you looking at?
Okay, hold on.
Okay, we need chicken sound effect.
Chicken sound effect.
Perfect.
Okay, guys, we still have ad-libs to do.
We still have ad-libs to do.
So hold on, there's definitely some ad-libs.
I'm gonna listen to it again and see where needs some ad-libs.
So don't worry, okay.
All right, the chicken sound effect,
I feel like needs to be like somewhere like over here.
Okay, hold on.
The chicken sound effect needed to be
like right here somewhere.
Okay, let's see.
Money on your face.
Wait, no, wrong part.
Money on your face, yes, come here.
I go for here.
Oh my god, this helped her, honestly!
Oh Jesus Christ!
Oh my god, no, I did not mean for it to be like this.
Perfect
It needs something else in there though, I feel like I got to say something else too like over it
Before so salty?
Stay out of my coob.
But I'm talking about fries right here.
I can't do the chicken fart somewhere.
Why not use it as a bleep?
Okay, what if I use- yeah, you know what? You're right.
What if I use the chicken noise as a bleep?
okay okay okay hold on okay hold on wait hold on
one-seated clock
or cluck cluck
Wait, I kinda like it after she lays eggs
but I like now get out of my coop too though
she doesn't
she doesn't lay low
she lays eggs
the power coop
or cluck cluck
the fuck you lookin' at
yeah, I'm a chicken
a dip
4 o'clock, right there.
Outta my coop.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, I'm a chicken.
A damn fabulous chicken.
Okay.
I don't like the cast. I need to do something else.
Outta my coop.
What the fuck?
Okay, I need to make it shorter because you could hear the birds chirping before and after.
And I need it to just be the chicken noise.
Get out of my coop!
What the fuck are you looking at?
She lays eggs!
Now get out of my coop!
What the fuck are you looking at?
Still a little bit.
She lays eggs!
Now get out of my coop!
What the fuck?
Perfect!
She lays eggs!
Now get out of my poop!
What the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, I'm a chicken. A damn fabulous chicken.
I like that.
So floppy wigs, fix your brothers and get the shit out of my leg.
Because this chicken, she doesn't lay low, she lays eggs.
Now get out of my poop!
Yeah, I'm a chicken. A damn fabulous chicken.
Okay, I feel like if I see the later homie at the end though, it doesn't make sense because I'm kind of being mean in this thing.
So it doesn't make sense there. I gotta put it somewhere else.
Okay.
Okay, what if I do like a laugh and fade it out like a fake laugh?
Okay, watch this though.
Watch this though.
Okay.
Put a little reverb on that ho.
Wait, I gotta even fade it out a little bit more.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, I'm a chicken.
A damn fabulous chicken.
Chicken. A damn shabby-less chicken.
Perfect!
Okay, okay, now let's listen back and let's hear where we need ad-libs.
Holy cock!
Okay, that's too quiet. Now I can barely hear that.
Okay, make it a little bit louder, let's try this again.
Is this how it needs to be louder?
No?
Really?
The words.
I have to like space that out like a half mill of freaking yeah hold on okay hold
Hold on, now we're gettin' really nitpicky here.
Okay, well I keep losing, there we go.
Select the Canada, select the Canada
of soak and dangerous, quarter filter,
blue shark, farm animals, blue traffic dogs,
what the low notes sound too loud now should I make them less how did I do
that I don't remember how I made the low no you think it's was it this I forget
which what I did to do that on the right oh was what it was it one of these
These ones?
Was it one of the keys?
It's fine.
Oh yeah, saved my work.
I have to save my perfect work, of course.
So next to auto-detect- I do feel like it sounds louder than it did- okay, let me lower it a little bit.
50, 50, 50.
Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna put a couple ad-libs in there. Okay. Let me just listen. Let me just listen one more time
Okay, let me zoom back out
I was gonna say Canada needs a call.
Save these babies!
So far they've just selected Canada!
Or I could cough right there, okay?
Save these babies!
So far they've just selected Canada!
I'm so contagious!
Perfect.
So far they've just selected Canada!
It's so loud!
Just so fucking loud, okay.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Oh Jesus.
Okay, let's lower that.
Okay, now way too late.
Let's move it back a little bit.
Okay, still too late.
Two coughs.
Okay, you're right.
Perfect.
Okay, push it back a little bit.
Perfect!
Or I could do a shoe!
I could do a shoe!
Okay, I could do something after quarter pounder.
Okay.
Oh, okay, cut it off.
I'm so good at this!
Quarter pelter!
Peace!
Bloody shark!
Dr. Beef shout out?
Pelter!
Peace!
Okay, it just has to be like so quiet you barely hear it.
Pelter!
Peace!
Okay, it's still way too loud for some reason.
No.
Register sound?
Ooh, that's good.
I like that.
I don't like that. Register sound effect.
That needs to be faster. I could probably speed it up though. Let me see if there's another one.
This one, I like that one.
Okay.
What, y'all don't fuck with beef?
What even is this? This is a song that I am making as Vivian in my GTA roleplay. So she's
an aspiring artist and this is going to be her first ever debut song. This song is 90%
AdLips. Well, you know what? You're right. So I can't even argue with you on that one.
So, oh, okay, so, that's just, okay, let's try that again.
Okay.
Helder.
Helder.
Helder.
Helder.
Helder.
Helder.
Helder.
Okay.
Okay, a little bit sooner.
Helder.
Okay, cute.
Maybe even like a little louder.
Oh, there's like a reverb on it though, right?
I don't want the reverb on it.
Oh, but then it's going to take the reverb off of everything.
Where's it just this one?
No, it takes it off of all of them.
Oh, money shot.
Helper, money shot.
Helper, money shot.
Helper, money shot.
Okay, cute.
Maybe even like a little louder.
Oh, there's like a reverb on it though, right?
Helder, runny shark, the Helder, runny shark, Helder, runny shark, ha!
Yeah!
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Okay
Okay
But then I hit you can't like just do reverb on one of them
Because then the laugh at the end isn't gonna have the reverb
How do I like how do I just do because I can't just do one with the reverb
All right, I'll just put this one onto its own thing.
Add track, voice, or I'll just move the, you know, I'll turn the reverb up to where it
was and I'll move these two into their own. What's the new one? Wait, which one's the
new one this one this purple one
Even a little tiny bit sooner.
Okay, I can't have nine... Okay, guys, I can't have too many atlants.
Cough a little bit louder.
Turn both up
Okay, I could do I could do I could do a police sound effect right there
It sounds like it's like singing in and out.
And then I'll just kind of like do it quietly in the background.
Guys, a traffic stop, like a cop, like when they do traffic stops?
There's cops there. It makes sense.
Okay.
It's like so long.
It's like it's like too long
Look, there's a real cop. I hear a real cop car outside right now, which is funny cuz I was just
I think it's too much. Yeah
Maybe I'm just make it go faster
Then have it like fade
I feel like you can't even tell it's just like a okay it doesn't need something
I could do a little
A tire screeching?
No clucking?
Okay, okay, like a trap.
Okay, you think higher screeching sounds
He's just gross gonna sound like shit, okay, I don't think it needs anything there. I think it's fine
Let's just keep listening for what really needs
So hot!
Okay, so when did those get so loud?
Hey!
So when did those get 20 times louder than they were supposed to be?
In my heart, please!
Start, fight!
It's so hot!
It's so hot!
So hot!
So hot!
So hot!
So hot!
So hot!
So glad I met you at the first shot.
Thank you, the queen.
It's kind of thing to say.
Every place you can be,
should make the same dream.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
So glad I met you at the first shot.
Thank you, the queen.
Maybe I just need a different filter for this part. Let's just see. Let's just mess around with a couple things.
Maybe that's all it needs.
Slime Pussy Queen!
Slime Pussy Queen!
And I'm gonna make a scene!
Everybody flick your bean!
Hashtag make the city cream!
Slime Pussy Queen!
And I'm...
Slime Pussy Queen!
Slime Pussy Queen!
And I'm gonna make a scene!
Everybody flick your bean!
Hashtag make the city cream!
Fuckin' shit. Jesus Christ.
Um, okay.
Oh, well that's- that's all the presets they have.
So that's all of them. Right there. That's all of them that we got.
Yup, that's it. What did we have it on to begin with? Wasn't it like this one?
SMILE PUSSYQUATE! AND I GOT A THING TO SING!
No, that don't sound right.
Oh god, what was it on before?
It was on the 70s one?
So glad I met you at the burger shop!
Science is a queen and I've gotta make a scene!
Everybody's gonna keep eating some food!
I should make this city train!
Of course it doesn't fit, but I love it.
Just re-record it, you think?
And what should I do differently?
Just not yell as loud?
I think it's perfect.
So glad I met you at the burger shop.
I'm just excited to talk to you today.
Everybody said you're being shy like the city queen.
It's nice. Leaky love with the five. Thank you, Leaky Love with the five.
Hey!
I'm sorry for yelling. I'm really passionate.
And I don't like fortune telling.
Money on your fingers. Call me up.
What's wrong, girl? Till I take you to the bar, see the future? I can't deny this gift when I close my eyes, grow the ratings, the large fry!
So salty!
Wait, what happened? The flow on Slave Pussy Queen is too fast?
SHIT IT KIND OF IS!
Should I do it? Should I just do it? I'll just do it one more time, but if it's not I can always do that.
I was recording over the wrong thing, I'm just hearing myself screaming twice, okay.
that you have to burn the shot.
Slay Pussy Queen, and I'm gonna make a scene.
Everybody flick your bean.
I forgot what it is.
What was it?
What was it?
Everybody flick your bean.
Everybody flick your bean.
The plan that you have to burn the shot.
Slay Pussy Queen, everybody flick your bean.
I ate your bean.
That's not it!
Slow down even more?
I feel like it's fine.
Slang! Push the quade! And I'm gonna make a scene!
I'm keeping it.
Okay, next, moving on.
I'm sorry for yelling. I'm really passionate.
Make the city trem!
Oh, I could do like this right here.
Where were the, um, the, the, these purple ones, right? Okay.
I could say, oops.
Make the city trem!
I'm sorry for yelling. I'm really passionate.
I should make this thing dream!
OOF
I'm sorry
Okay, now I just gotta like move it at the right spot
Dream!
OOF
OOF
OOF
OOF
Umm
I could probably-
DREAM!
OOF
I'm sorry for yelling
OOF
Oh, wait, listen to your talented, gorgeous model,
linger and close the tab.
Oh, this one.
Oh.
That one, that part.
The Bandlabs tab?
What do you mean?
Wait, what do you mean?
Like oh, oh like like like turn it off?
Oh I get it, I get it, I get it, it's a joke.
I'm sorry for yelling, I'm really passionate, and I like fortune telling.
Money on your face, yes, come here.
Damn it!
Don't go till I take a look boy.
See the future, I can't deny it.
I have to skip when I close my eyes.
Scroll the readings, I'll already try!
So salty.
Damn it!
Something's off with what part with the ring part
rings closer together
rings closer together
I
When do I say cream? Oh, how should I make the city?
Okay, I could I could mown
OOOOOOOH!
Okay?
Not that fast?
I'M TRIN!
I'M TRIN!
I'm sorry for yelling.
I'm really passionate, and I like fortune telling.
Money on your fingers, come here.
You need this!
Actually, the- the- hold on, I gotta lower the volume of the ring till it's like so loud.
Okay.
Okay, two different volumes, completely perfect.
Okay.
I can even fade it- wait, like, have it fade a little bit earlier.
What's show girl till I shake her's body?
I see the future, I can't deny it.
I have this gift when I close my eyes.
Scroll the readings.
I pray.
So salty.
Guys, if we do one ring, there's a thing.
If we do one ring, like I could do one ring
and make it, and make it like slower.
But I don't know if I could do one ring.
I don't know if I could do one ring.
I don't know if I could do one ring.
I don't know if I could do one ring.
I don't know if I could do one ring.
make it like slower, but it has to be the same amount of time.
So it should just be two,
because it has to be the same amount of time,
or else I'm gonna have to move everything around,
but I'm not doing that.
["Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding"]
I feel like I gotta redo this part.
I don't like the way it sounds at the beginning.
["Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding"]
I don't like the beginning. I just don't like the first like two notes. It's too sad
Do a harmony layer? I don't know how to do that!
What would the- I don't even know how to do that!
Like I know but like I can't like like higher lower like I don't know
This song's pretty much done. It's about to be done right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna just... Okay, what if I just like...
It's literally that part, that one part. I like that everything after that.
Okay, right before I say like the Canada.
I went over to Canada.
It might not sound, I might have to redo the whole thing,
is it might sound like-
I'll speak up.
Am I doing it too far?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait.
Okay, just say the whole thing.
Okay, then I'm gonna say it later.
I'm gonna do the whole thing again.
Okay!
um
Okay, I'll just say vivacious again, then
Really Vegas so flirtatious like a candy
You're so contagious
Team hair, atomic eyes, think I'm drowning
Line up!
No, if you like flirtation...
Okay, fine.
Vivi Vegas, self flirtatious like the Canada
You're soaking tainted
Team hair, atomic eyes, think I'm drowning
By your side
Okay
Silly baby
Silly bigots
Sofertation
Too fast
Silly bigots
Sofertation
Like a skater
You're so contagious
Take care
Like Tommy's eyes
In the ground
By your side
So flop your wheels
Fix your feathers and get the hell out of my way, because this chicken, she doesn't love, she lays eggs.
Now get out of my coop!
Yeah!
What the fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, I'm a chicken.
A damn fabulous chicken.
It's perfect!
It's perfect!
It is done!
It's done!
This is it! It's officially done!
Did I say thank you to Leaky Lo for the five gift? It's ten minutes ago.
Well, thank you leaky if I forgot
Okay, let's listen to it one time from the top. This is it. It's it's done. It's official. This is it
I'm not changing another thing
Let's listen to it from the top who's ready
Vivian's what we what are we gonna name the song Geo job with the five gifted. Thank you. Gee with the five gifted
What should it be called?
What should it be called?
Hmm.
I'm looking at recommendations.
Gothcock.
Okay.
So probably not that.
Okay, well, I'm not just gonna name it my name. I know I say my name in it
But it needs to be something a little bit. Come on. It needs to be something I
Saved it. I did just save it
V V V would be cunt triple V
song is called triple V what's the what's the three four
wow someone said lost Vegas wow that's good lost Vegas
Did you know? Did you know there's a tunnel underneath a burger shot? Oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Wait, no, come on! It has to be that!
Did you know there's a tunnel under burger shot?
Holy fucking shit, should it not be that? Did you know there's a tunnel under burger shot?
Geo Vihanna with the 10 gifted, thank you Geo Vihanna with the big 10 gifted, thank you Geo Vihanna.
Okay, wait no, okay.
What's like another play on like a song? Like a real name of a song, but like it could be like, okay, do other ones like that, but with it could be something else like that.
I don't get it. It's a name of a Lana Del Rey song. Lana Del Rey has a song called
Did You Know There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard and so they said did you
know there's a tunnel under burger shop?
Have you ever fried this one?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The pink homey club.
That's good too.
We could do pink homey club.
And chemtrails over those saunders.
Good clock babe.
Oh my god, good clock babe.
Good clock babe.
Should it be good clock babe?
I feel like we're never going to come to an agreement.
Good clock babe.
Okay, it's clocked and screwed, it can be clocked and screwed.
Bring me the burger shot.
Bring me the burger shot instead of bring me the horizon.
The right side of my beak.
Sympathy is a chicken!
There's so many good ones!
Oh my god!
There's so many fucking good ones, bro.
Fuck.
Clucking me softly with his song.
The baddest chickens ain't in Los Santos.
Chickso, Chickso confusing the remix.
That's good too.
Fame is a clock.
I'm gonna fix it myself. Stop! Stop!
Fame is a clock, bro.
But I'm not, I'm not really famous yet, so I can't really do that.
OK. OK.
OK.
Which one did we like best from the ones that I just read out loud?
I don't even know.
Or diet meat shake instead of instead of diet cola.
Doesn't she have a song called Diet Pepsi Cola or some shit?
sympathy is a clock good clock babe okay we have to do a poll we have to do a
poll okay okay what were the options pink homey club diet meat shake good
clock babe sympathy is a clock was did you know there's a tunnel under burger
shot how many options can you do in a bowl and collector collect and screwed
Wait, no, what, collecting screwed.
Okay, wait, just vote, just vote.
Oh, Burger Shot tunnel is winning.
Burger Shot tunnel is winning.
Did you know there's a tunnel under Burger Shot?
Okay, it's official.
Wow, that won by a long shot.
Okay.
The song is officially called,
Did you know there's a tunnel under Bergershaw?
And here it is in all its glory.
The finished product.
When I save it, I have to publish.
Oh, okay.
How do I...
Okay.
Did you know there's a tunnel under Berbershire Publish?
Okay, it's loading.
Unable to publish track
Huh?
Revision aggregate not found.
Hey what does that mean?
Hey what does that mean?
Hey, producers, anyone know what that means?
Oh, you don't have to publish it to save it?
Okay, well, but I have to somehow,
okay, no, it's saved, but how am I gonna play it on?
I'm gonna have to do how they're able to place shit out.
I don't know how to do that.
I'm gonna have to figure out how to do that.
I'm gonna have, okay, let me see.
Okay, let me just play it from the top.
I don't know why, but I want to know why
Baby figures, the whole foundation is so I can carry it up
I'm so contagious, quarter-pelted, slowly sharp
Heartbeated, like a traffic stop
Chicken feet, never take the feet
I don't know why, but I want to know why
Baby figures, the whole foundation is so I can carry it up
Never since the beginning, these days, in my heart it really is
Black hair, dark eyes, and pink eyes, the sky
I've never, so far, so glad I met you at the bird's-shot
Science was a queen, and I'm gonna make it clean
Everybody switch your beat, and I should make this day clean
I'm sorry for yelling, I'm really passionate
And I like fortune telling
Running on your fingers, glue me up
For the show girl, till I say goodbye
I see the future, I can't deny it
I have this gift, when I close my eyes
Scroll the readings, and I'm fried
So salty
You're so contagious, hey there, let's go make our lives, think I'm grounded, I'll shine
So slap your wings, fix your frappers and get the hell out of my way, because this chicken,
she doesn't lay low, she lays eggs, now get out of my clooop, what the fuck are you looking
Yeah, yeah, I'm a chicken.
A damn fattyless chicken.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp!
Pamp, pamp, pamp, pamp!
Pamp, pamp, pamp!
Pamp, pamp, pamp!
I'm so pretty sure that's the final result.
Okay, let me see.
How do I...okay, download!
a track. Oh, saving. Okay. Yay! Okay, so now I have to figure out how the freak to play
it in the game. Okay, it's saving. Should I save it as a WAV or a M4A? Wait, no, I don't
want to...no, never mind. It's making me download each thing individually. Bish, if you don't
save the whole goddamn thing for as one fucking thing what the fuck oh hell no
let me let me get out of here okay why wouldn't let me just save it as like a
fucking hey Jan lab a library new project
Move to band? What the fuck is that? No.
Why can't I just save it off of here?
Export is the orange button? Okay.
Okay, I think this is going to work.
I think this is going to work.
Let's see.
Okay.
Let's see if it worked.
See if it sounds the same.
Wait, I have to rename it.
Sorry guys, I have to rename the file.
Wait, I have to rename it. Oh, sorry guys, I have to rename the file.
I got it. I'll write it right after.
Okay, sounds the same to me. Okay, perfect.
Now I just have to rename it right here.
I got it. How do I rename? Am I stupid? How do I rename a?
Rename, there we go.
Rename. Did you know
there's a tunnel under Burger Shop?
Oh my god, I can't believe it. Okay, let's just let's just go back on and let's just listen to it in the studio and see if
we could figure out how to play it in the game.
Okay, but does anyone who like actually watches like other GTA people who play music, like
do they just like do their input thing?
Yeah, do they like change the input?
Oh, they changed their input to something else for a second.
Change your input to stream mix.
And then, OK, and then where do I play it from?
Just, oh, because then you can hear my, oh, I get it.
I think I get it, OK.
Okay. The intro is missing, I think. Oh, wait, let me hear it. Was it missing? No, not.
Okay, perfect.
Okay.
Okay, I'm not showing anyone the song yet, I'm just trying to see if it works.
Oh, I'm not even home. I'm out. I'm out about all right. Hold on. Let me let me do some real quick
No, that's listening, okay talking so it is stream mix
Let me make it hear that I
Gotta ask somebody
like if I click that can they hear that I'm just gonna have to ask somebody
These vehicles on
The postal at the moment South
Dang it
Oh, what about this one?
Eh, dang it, no, come back!
Oh, that was real people.
Come back, come back, come back, no, the light is green!
Oh!
Oh shit!
You motherfucking bitch!
Oh, thank god, girl. This is a nice car. Okay. Okay, where the hell am I? Honestly,
Let me see where I'm at.
Oh, you didn't. Dixie wanted me to call her too.
I've got you. What up, girl?
Hello, this is Dixie. How may I help you or kill you?
Hey, it's Vivian. What's up, girl?
Oh my god, hi. How are you?
I'm good. How are you? What's up?
I'm good. How did the date go?
Oh my god. It was incredible. Well, I mean,
Hamels died twice, but so it's a little embarrassing, but it was still so much fun.
But it wasn't his. It wasn't. How did you almost die on your date?
Um
So we went to the pier
Oh wait, are you with Tyler?
Go ahead
Yeah, yeah, I'm with Tyler
Oh perfect. Oh, okay. Well, hold on. I need to take this one
Um, hold on one second. I'm gonna put a burger shot. Let me put it on my maps one sec
Hey, oh, oh my god, I got so much money
Okay, yeah, no it went good so we went to the pier and I fell in the water. Oh me?
Yeah, I'm going to burger shop right now
You're going to burger shop? Yeah. I'll meet you there. Hey, I found me and make his outfit for your date. What did you think?
It was so cute. Wait, did you really? It was so cute. Yeah, I helped him pick the pink shirt and everything.
Oh, I loved it. It was so cute. He did such a good job.
I told him he should wear chicken feet, but he thought it was too soon, so he opted too.
Yeah, like a little much for him. No, I get that. Yeah, he was like maybe on the second day
Oh, that's sweet. No, it went pretty well
That's good. I'm really glad I missed it
Were you at um the vanilla unicorn or no?
No, I was stuck on the train because they're shootout and I had to grab a gun and be a sniper girl
They had me shooting with them. Oh, you're always getting into some shit
That's what I'm telling you. Listen. Are you a tarot card reader?
I am
Can I get my my thing read I think I need my my future spoken to me
Oh my god, absolutely, and you want to know what I usually do my readings at burger shot anyway
So this is perfect. We could do it right now if you want. Okay. Okay. We're just
Okay, listen, we'll meet you over there soon. Okay, perfect. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye
Cool, okay
Oh, what the fuck's going on?
Oh, what's going on over here?
Oh my god, is it that dead guy, Mini?
What the fuck happened over here?
Oh, I was... I met that burger shop.
Hello, Miss.
Hey.
You left your car on.
Nah, it's alright. I'll just be quick.
It's not very environmentally conscious.
Okay, all right, all right.
I need to put my money...
Thank you for taking the concern about the environment that it deserves.
You're a warm wash for you.
You know what, thank you.
I need to get ready to say it.
What do you say about what I'm looking for my big dogs
No, I need to grab one thing for our date two second. Hey there
Matters and officer banks in the middle and then myself in court
I'll ask them over here what happened.
Hey, how'd you go?
Hey.
Hey.
Don't put the drama on.
Hey, what's that?
It's alright Robert, I can't get my eyes off your, uh, tiny white pants anyway.
What happened over there?
Your booty shorts.
They're driving me nuts.
They're driving me up the wall.
I've been wanting to tell you that for the longest time.
Oh, the cops are here.
I'm about to do a trip.
What the hell is this?
The shorts are mine.
What are you doing?
They could be shorter.
I'm doing a triathlon.
We can find out, though.
What are you saying? What are you saying?
Oh, yes, Mr. Season.
Uh, it's for an orphanage.
Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, good luck.
Your skirt? You look like a nun, Mr. Season.
Oh, hey!
What, are you ready for church service?
Oh, what do you get all that back?
Oh, you're gonna do it, too?
Oh, no, I'm just taking a bottle of the wine.
Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Ah, do you know where to go? Do you know where the orphanage is?
Oh wait, I just tried to x-y and tolerate the three guys who are right now.
Alright, well you're going to be going to the Corpus Sadishul Stiles.
I'll be here to make that.
I'll be going across the Alamos Sea.
Alright?
Do you guys have fun?
Okay, am I going up, am I going to go up Snora Road or am I going to go up the freeway?
You know, for my option?
Uh-huh.
What?
I have to give you-
Alright, you're going up the freeway to Panorama Drive or whatever.
I'm a little nervous.
No, don't be, don't be.
and then I turn into Sandy Shores.
Yeah, down into Sandy Shores, you take it all the way to the gas station,
and then Sandy Shores, and you go straight down, straight towards you.
Okay, perfect. I'll be ready.
That makes sense.
Hey, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
Hey, I'm sure.
I have to introduce you to my man, Cross.
Okay.
Hey!
Hey!
Hello.
Come sit with us.
How are you guys just got off work?
How are you doing? How's your date?
Good, good. Oh my god it was so good. It went really well.
I'm so happy to hear it. I'm glad to hear it.
It was a little unconventional but it was fun.
What happened?
happen. Um, well, I fell off of the pier, um, and into the water, hit my head. Uh, but
it was really, it was still a really fun time.
Math questions. I don't know how to answer.
Baron.
You guys know I don't know math.
I'm just gonna buy it by foreign figure.
Hey!
Hello.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Hey!
Hello.
Hey.
Are you guys um, gonna order some food?
I guess one of you guys just has to use the register and like you know,
Yeah we can't-
You can't-
Can't-
Who's the register at the table, say I.
Who's closest to the end?
Uh,
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's Dixie.
How about Baron, you pay and I'll send you the money.
I can- I can go.
You guys had a long day.
Oh, oh, like the same time.
Oh, okay, great, great, great.
I really don't mind. I got auctioned off today, so I'll have a little backstreet money.
Yeah, I-
What the fuck, Tyler?
Oh, I'll get some food.
Wait, wait, stop fighting!
You know what, Tyler? Whatever.
You're so fucking mean to me, Tyler.
This is what the fucking adopted again.
Twice.
about the future race today
she didn't know how to use letters
she fell off that's not on me
this is why you're barely a man
it worked?
oh fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
how hungry are you guys
i'm gonna eat you like
no i don't think it worked
um yeah
that's a big murder
uh
I think I was kicked out of the table. I'm finding my own.
No, we don't have salads. I'm gonna go get burgers for everyone.
Thank you, my man.
What?
Look again.
He's so mean to me.
to me so you're gonna order yeah yeah you have to add it to your OBS to work
okay that's why cuz I have it on system so what we're gonna get for you um can
Let's do how many one two three four. Let's do five burgers and five drinks
No, I don't have I'm generous, but I'm not bad generous
Okay, so you just like just want regular hamburger
yeah that'll do okay okay so one three four five regular hamburgers one two
three five oh that's sort of shit that's okay if you already did so that's what I
think hey no it's easy and it saves you six or five dollars oh nice all right
Alright, thank you.
Oh my god, I can't take all this bullying.
I can't do it.
Okay, I don't know how to.
I'm gonna have to do this.
Hey, what's wrong?
Tyler's bullying me and now they're fighting and everyone's calling me fat and stupid.
I got to check on you.
You're smart and skinny.
And Tyler pushed me off a building twice.
Oh yeah, you look a little beat up.
That's what happened to your arm.
He pushed me off a building.
Oh well yeah, I guess that makes sense.
What if I have a loaded butt?
Does that be compared to the load of pain that you've caused, sweet Tyler?
I think she's just having a rough day. I think that you should go apologize
Alright, alright, you're so right. Okay, I'll apologize.
Okay.
I'm gonna go deliver this to the table while you're at it.
What?
There's no time for that.
Oh no, you grab it, you grab it, you have fun.
Alright ma'am, you're scaring the customers.
They're worried that you're choking.
They're worried that you're choking on something fun.
What the fuck?
I'm your sister.
Dixie, can you stop chatting?
Sorry.
Sorry, I'll show you.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're the woman, she's loud!
My pain means nothing!
I'm a leader, coming right at me!
I'm trot, Dissy!
I'm gonna put you up, I'm gonna put you up, me and you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, thank you so much.
Guys, burgers over here for everyone!
What are you doing this time?
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, you're so welcome.
You literally pulled a gun on me.
So take me away from what?
I did a push-o! I did a push-o!
Sounds like you pushed her.
I'm not feeling
Yeah
Like a bum.
Okay.
Oh wait, no, oops.
I missed this name wrong.
It's just now, Spargh.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay, you got better?
Sorry, I think I did two bites at the same time.
Sorry, I'm trying to-
If you want, they're all leaving right now.
To do that, actually.
You should do that right now.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna follow him. I'm gonna go get a screw myself. It sounds like a wonderful idea
Wallowing baby
Nice and for you guys
Stop it's your fault
Stop it.
It's your fault.
Stop, stop saying stop.
Apologize Tyler, we can disobey.
Yeah.
I didn't do anything!
I didn't push the other building.
I didn't push the other building.
Yes, you did.
That's why I had to get this loaded fucking gun.
Oh my god.
What am I doing?
Don't say what I'm doing!
Oh, mister.
Guys, I think we might as well just come here
and have my tarot cards read and you have to bully me for being fat and push me away from the table
and I didn't push you away from the table
is it you literally elbowed me?
you're making me so mad right now
you're making me so mad, bitch
wow
what the hell is this?
come on hit him
bitch ass
what the hell is this?
Oh, I mean, especially well, yeah
Oh, take it outside, take it outside, come on guys
What the hell's the matter with you, Dissy?
What's the matter with you, Taylor?
I'm not even doing anything
I'll be back up. You're a monster
I'm actually gonna go back to fake crying
Oh my fucking god
You're the real monster
You're the one punching someone who's not even fighting this.
You're the one pushing people off of buildings, Tyler.
I DIDN'T DO THAT!
Yes, I did.
AHHHHH!
The sooner I admit to it, the sooner I'll forgive you and be done with this.
Lucy tangled you off like you were a little baby!
Yes, you did!
Why would my own sister do that?
WHY WOULD YOU PUTHER?!
WHY WOULD YOU PUTHER?!
WHY WOULD YOU PUTHER?!
Fuck up, Tyler.
So fucked up, Tyna.
I've seen this.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You're back, Link!
Oh dear, that's my friend.
Oh my god.
What the hell, man?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Since she turns me into a monster.
You were already a monster before I met you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I didn't say that.
Come on, guys.
I'm getting all this stuff.
Let's put him up.
Let's put him up, bitch.
Let's make peace.
Let's make peace here.
We're going to get the shot here.
I got to get the shot here.
I need the bench back.
I can feel myself losing everything.
Oh my god.
Your bench was nothing but a piece of metal that deserved to get crushed by my car.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm in a new kite going out here.
I didn't.
I will do it again.
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
Down with the Bench!
What are you doing here?
I'm so scared!
Are we beating up our go-pulse culture?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Now you've done it!
Now you've done it!
I'll call someone it's okay. It's fine. You just need a second to get up.
I'm so sorry about Brandon's problem.
Okay, he just gotta catch his breath.
I mean, you can't control what he's doing.
I'm sorry. You have to see all of this.
It's okay. I mean, I promise.
I understand.
He's been so cattle today.
You pulled a gun inside of the building.
You pushed me off of the building.
I did.
Two separate times.
I can't control your legs!
You don't know how to control your mouth!
You don't know how to control your legs!
You're already on the ground, right? Isn't that the thing?
Yeah.
You've already lost, right?
Well, at least you pinched him in the back of the head, isn't really?
Yeah.
Well, you're used to following, aren't you?
I am too.
What?!
Yeah, I worked at the Mirror Park bathroom for eight years.
No, no, no!
I'm trying to spell this as a lie.
I'm trying to lie.
I'm trying to lie.
There's lore there!
Oh, okay, I thought this was a direct accusation.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Why in the world, please!
Actually, let's back down.
Oh my god!
Oh, one fry!
What a hell like a girl!
Oh, what a hell like a girl!
What is the matter with you?
You're losing the Dixie?
Just apologize that everything will be fine.
That's it. Sorry.
What the hell!
You're perplexing me for elbowing me for getting to have you all guys.
You called me stop in a big early number four.
Separate times, Tywin!
Shut up, Tywin!
I did it! PUSH YOU!
I'll get rid of the Tanner in your brain, it's the last of me. Fuck you!
No! Tanner!
That's what the fuck is the voice!
Oh my god.
I'm able to control my voice, Dixie!
I can do!
When they're talented, unlike you!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
What is a piece of shit?
What is a piece of shit?
What is a piece of shit?
What are the kids involved?
Oh my god, the coffee.
She shot the male!
She shot the male!
Do you need to call somebody?
Yeah, they really are my...
Oh
Hi someone shot a burger shot can you come please help us right now?
That's our pack of
I'm gonna put some of these letters in there.
Oh! Milo stop!
Stop sticking your finger in there!
There's a letter for Angela.
I think it's gonna go in there.
Stay with us! Stay with us Tyler!
Stay with us Tyler! One!
The letter for Tyler that's going up!
Stay with us!
Oh look! Look! Look! They're here! They're here!
They're here! They're here!
Hello! Right over here!
Here! Right here!
He's been shot!
We were packing his wound with letters.
You're gonna be okay, Tyler. Alright, let it in.
Thank you so much!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, really?
Let me know, okay?
Hey everybody relax! Stay calm! Stay calm!
Oh my god!
Let me get three heart stoppers.
Ah! Ah! And a 3-0.
Alright, I'm gonna go out here for a second. I need some air.
Okay, go ahead. Thank you, yeah.
Thank you, Parker. Thank you.
Oh, Jesus Christ! That was really something. Oh my god.
What?! Oh my god, there's two matching cars! So cute!
Fuck, am I not able to turn my car on now? Because I...
Oh no, I can! Oh my god, I always thought if I turned it off I'd have to hotwire back on.
Okay, well I think that my best bet at this point is to probably, um...
Just ask, uh, Zytoro, fuckin...
How to do that because I don't know how to do it and I don't want to ask anyone in roleplay because it's like hard to explain
Explore you're still in roleplay like how to do it
Um oh shit it's today the last day to vote though for the mayors
Should I just do that because I'm probably not gonna be okay. Let me go to the town hall
Okay, let me go do that.
Where is it?
City Hall?
There it is.
Let me go do that real quick.
I know if Carla was running.
Well, Carla is the first lady to Vivek, so if Vivek wins, she's the first lady.
Yeah, where the hell did Dixie just run?
Dude, Dixie is like an escape artist.
She's so good at, she's just so good at like crime.
She's been, she's, guys, she's been having a rough day.
And, you know, if you've been keeping up with Dixie from what I've known about her,
you know, she's a little traumatized from, she's,
She's a little traumatized from the uh, the bunker that they all used to be in.
So you can't blame her. You really can't blame her sometimes.
Um, okay let me go vote and then I'm probably gonna- oh am I going up or straight or- oh no I know
that was a side-true. Um, okay I'm probably gonna vote and then get off GTA.
So I just really wanted to see if somebody could help me see if they hear this stuff.
I don't think so, so I'm gonna figure out how to do that.
Okay, city hall.
Is this it?
Where's like the main entrance?
Oh, that doesn't look like- this is the city hall?
Oh, sorry fellas. Okay, where do I, uh, how do I get inside? No, that's not it.
Where the fuck is it then?
Keep going. This one?
Is that it?
That's a library. Where the hell is it?
Oh, is that it?
That's probably it, huh?
This is probably it.
Alright.
Um, and where do I go?
Um, and where do I go?
Um, and where do I go?
Um, and where do I go?
Hello.
Other side.
Can I just go this way, though?
Courtroom, meeting room.
Over here.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
We got it so official.
Oh, oh my God.
We got it so official.
Oh my God, cast your vote.
Wait, there's two?
I could vote for two of them?
Oh, this way, why are there only three?
Because the other one's like Blaine County, technically.
Straight party, Ferguson.
Are you tired of being straight and not valued in society?
Me too.
Are you tired of not getting a job
because of your sexuality, me too.
I will be making a straight pride month
in banning pronouns, mandatory test officer
and for men, mandatory estrogen for women
and universal closet tort.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, where's Ramasquami?
Yeah, he's got my vote.
Okay.
Okay.
Wee!
Okay, and now, let me just check my phone one more time.
She's being so...
I didn't even see that text first!
Which means so mean to me.
Wait do I have to go to the bank? How much cash do I have on me? Let me see.
Oh, $500. Yeah, let me go to the bank.
Where's the closest Flika? Right here.
Go to the bank real quick!
Oops.
I'm, uh, not the driver.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, coming through. Thank you.
Oops.
Okay, I'm just going to fleek here real quick.
Okay.
Twenty-two Bands!
Okay, let me see.
Yeah.
22 Bands! Okay, let me see.
Yup.
22 Bands! Oh my god, I can almost buy my car.
Have a good day, fellas.
Oops.
Well, I can't spend all my money on the car, though. I have to save a little bit more than 30k before I buy the car.
I still have $500 on me.
You did cash paycheck.
Oh my god, bro!
I always do that.
Woo! Okay. Alright, well, okay, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna get off here, honestly. I'm not gonna go all the way back to the apartments. Okay. Boom, boom, boom.
Alright, I'm gonna head off. God, this was still almost a seven hour fucking stream. Jesus Christ, I am so sorry to everyone who is like, freaking, can't, like, can't keep up with the GTA roleplay,
There's been so much content of it, but it's just so fun.
I'm having so much fun.
Okay, but I am not going to be playing GTA until maybe Friday night
after we already play something else.
And then Thursday, we're going to be playing the new Silent Hill.
So that's why I'm doing Thursday.
So I will see you Thursday for New Silent Hill.
And yeah, we can raid Tyler.
Yeah. Let's raid Tyler.
What's his use of something like chase into dogs raid?
Chase and dogs. What is it? How does he spell it? Chase and dogs. Okay. I think I did that right.
Okay. So you guys have fun with Tyler and guys also, let me see, Tyler has 297 people in his
chat right now. So have fun with Tyler. Don't don't be overwhelming though.