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Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, welcome back to another Friday stream.
I hope everyone's having a good afternoon so far. Hey everyone
Welcome welcome in
How is everybody feeling today?
I keep seeing comments who will be like I'm so behind on the box. I know I'm sorry
I'm sorry. We I have been shooting a lot. I've been having the freaking time of my life over here with GTA roleplay. I
really have
So we're gonna ride that high while we can we are so I am streaming a lot a
little bit more than usual lately, but I'm having so much
But somebody said I hope I didn't miss anything from yesterday's
Vod with Gta roleplay pretty much all that happened yesterday was I
showed Carla and
the
One of the really big execs at brick boy records my song
So keeping it a secret and lasagna and they all loved it and we're planning to play it at the casino grand opening as a surprise
So that's pretty much the only big thing. I feel like that happened yesterday
I was kind of a burger shot for the majority of the day
and
That's that's kind of what happened, but
Yeah, so if you wanted kind of a little bit of a recap if you and we're still not
We're still not sure on when the grand opening of the casino is it's rumored to be this next week, so
We will see
We will see
Oh my god, did you love Martin's mermaid? Oh my god guys
Martin's mermaid picture just
Or ethereal ethereal. I mean guys come on go you guys better go like Martin's Instagram picture
Leo mace with the five gifted. Thank you Leo mace with the five gifted
I look fab. Oh, thank you. Thank you. What was that? Yeah, what was that Minecraft thing on the screen? What was that? Oh?
Minecraft added a gifted sub. Oh
Thank you a and w Minecraft for it. Thanks Minecraft
Thank you
Allo Chloe with the ten gifted. Thank you. Allo Chloe with the ten gifted. Thank you so much Chloe
Okay, so on the agenda for today. We are going to be playing well first
I'm waiting for my sushi to get here or some sushi so I'm waiting for my sushi to get here
and
Then we're gonna play I'm gonna let you guys decide
We're either gonna do
Silent Hill Townfall again, a little bit more Silent Hill. We were playing it yesterday or shift at midnight
For a little bit. I'll let you guys do a poll and decide and then after we're gonna do some GTA roleplay after that
After one or the other of those games, so I will let you guys vote
If we can get a poll going in here Pia C with the 10 gifted. Thank you Pia C with the 10
gifted. I've already played a good amount of Shift at Midnight so I'm just
picking up from where I left off. I think I'm on like day six or something.
Silent Hill we did make some good progress too and I really am kind of
dying to see what the hell is in. I think her name was Jenny, Jenny's house so
either way I think it'll be fun. Vote in the chat. Okay Shift at Midnight is
winning Silent Hill. Silent Hill is more of a longer story. It is a longer
story for sure but vote in the poll please vote in the poll don't don't type
whatever you say in the chats not gonna matter you gotta vote in the poll vote in
the poll vote in the poll and vote for real guys guys seriously make sure you're
registered to vote and Pokemon go to the polls seriously
oh someone said was there any word from the venue to confirm face paint okay I
I did get word back from them.
You are not allowed to have full face mask
or full face covered.
I think you could probably do face paint.
Let me read the exact wording that they sent.
Give me a second here.
Just like, fuck.
So I'm hoping, but I would imagine if you come in
and you have like some sort of like little head prop thing,
maybe just like hold it or something.
I don't know.
But let me see exactly what QTLYD cutie lid with the freaking five.
Thank you, cutie lid with the five and thank you, Minecraft with the three gift and beans mom with the five.
Thank you, beans mom with the five gifted.
Let me see the exact wording of it.
Give me one second.
Um.
Okay, sorry, give me a second.
Let's see, where is the, no, we don't allow full face masks in the venue.
Anyone that shows up with one will be asked to check it in or return it to their vehicle.
Full face masks.
I think face paint is fine, face paint should be fine, but if you're like a full mask over
your face, I don't think that that is not allowed.
That is not allowed.
Dang, I'm sorry, why though?
It's just a safety concern because like if something were to happen and someone has like
their face covered, it's just like a safety concern thing.
So I know it's Halloween, I know it's Halloween, but dang it.
So I think face paint should be fine and I'm imagining if you, maybe if you're like holding
it or something, I don't know, maybe there'll be a little bit like, hey, if you're like,
Hey, it's Halloween, come on, I'm just holding it.
But rather be safe than sorry.
But I would suggest if you do plan
on bringing something for your face,
hopefully you are driving so that
if you had to put it back in your car,
you could put it back in your car
and so on, you have to like freaking throw it out
or something, if you like Uber there or something.
So yeah, but that's what they said.
That's what they said, no full face masks allowed.
But I think if you do like a little half something
or a face paint, it should be fine.
As long as you know full face coverings.
We're talking about, we're talking about the Halloween party.
We're talking about the Halloween party.
So yeah, but because it's got, it's like just, it's a normal,
it's the venue's rules, not mine,
because this is like the legit venue.
If it was my rules, I'd say,
everyone come with your pussies hanging out
And you actually have to wear a face mask, but you have but you actually have to have your pussy out
Okay, sorry
Okay, so
Anyway
Moving on
the moon. Mama moon with the five gifted. Thank you. Mama moon with the five gifted
Kailer with a 60 16 month. Risa, thank you. Um, uh, hi LA native 99% of the time the
palladium has code check for items not allowed inside. Yes, exactly. So it's like, it's not
like you would have to like throw it out. Like you could check it in like as a, as a
code check kind of a thing. And then it would just have to stay there. And then so it's
It's not like they're like, yep, you gotta get rid of it.
So worst case scenario, you would just have to check it in
or put it back in your car.
I still don't have a costume, Masi, come on, come on.
Someone said, anyone have two spare tickets
or are they originally 95 each for GA?
Fuck no, that was not the original price.
Hell no, that was not the original price.
That's probably, I don't even know,
Let me see, actually, let me see.
If there even is still tickets, and if they are,
I think it's like really stupid, expensive balcony ones
that weren't even like my original price either, let me see.
Oh, yeah, there's freaking, there's freaking,
yeah, there's some resale, there's some resale tickets up,
but for like the stupid amounts of money
that I did not, that is not what I had them up for.
They're like fucking 200, 130, 200, 182.
Is this for one ticket?
Oh, for two, but still that's, no, my God,
it's for one ticket, $182 for one.
Bro.
And that's, okay, this motherfucker is out of his goddamn mind,
$298 for one ticket.
You're out of your God forsaken mind.
You have lost your marbles.
I'm telling you right now that that's not worth it.
And I'm the one that it's my fucking event.
That's great.
He's like, are you out of your freaking mind?
Ask Peach's with the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Ask Peach's with the 10 gifted.
Thank you, Ask Peach's.
I saw a post of somebody saying, like, hey,
I live in somewhere in Europe, and I
was debating on like flying into like for Vanilla's show.
Like, I have the tickets, but I'm not sure.
Do you guys think it's worth it? The only reason I would go out to LA was for the concert and most people were like
Probably not and honestly that's so real that is so freaking real because it's like girl
That's a lot to do. I mean if you made like a whole trip of it
Yeah, but it's like no I totally get it. I totally get it
But I will say somebody did somebody was like yeah all she does is like jump around for 45 minutes
And I'm like, okay. Yeah. Well, yes, I do jump around for 45 minutes
But there's also a lot of other cool stuff that happens too
I was like, there's more cool things that happen than that.
I'll have you know.
But, uh, no, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a freaking movie.
It's gonna be a freaking movie.
I missed a five gifted.
Oh, Rob J.T. with the five.
Thank you, Rob J.T. with the five.
Thank you, Rob.
Um...
Freddy Fazer, me and glee- me and glee, huh?
Me and green included. Yes, it is you guys are gonna see Freddie bear be nice to him tiny pal with the five
Thank you tiny pal with the five gifted. Thank you
Yeah, you guys get to meet Freddie and be nice to him be nice to him. Okay
Be nice to him
Okay, whoever whoever is named Chloe that just sent me ten pounds three times baby the donations are off
I don't know how you guys I don't know how that you guys are able to do that
Don't stop because it's not I don't know even who you are or where you're trying to send the money from but it just
I just get paypal notifications Kayla Mavis with the 10 gifted. Thank you Kayla with the 10 gifted
But I mean thank you. Thank you Chloe, but I don't even know how you're doing that. I genuinely don't even know how
My god, thank you Kayla with the 10 gifted
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Someone said, let's play the game already, okay, ban them?
Ban them? No, I'm just kidding. Just kidding.
Wait, I'm going to eat my sushi first, which it's still not here.
Still not here. Let me see how far away it is.
Almost here. Yes!
Oh my God, I have to show you the most insane thing that I got today.
I have to show you the most freaking
Nazi thing that okay, so
Backrooms reached out to like my team and they were like hey, we have a surprise
We want to like deliver vanilla a surprise and they were like are you interested in this?
I was like, I mean sure I like I kind of need to know what the fuck it is because now I'm gonna get pho like of course
I like I'm gonna have FOMO so I was like, okay. Yeah, I do want to know what the hell it is. So I
I get a call and they're like, okay, your surprise is here.
I'm like, oh, okay, so imagine my surprise.
Hold on, let me go, let me go, let me go get it.
Imagine my surprise when two men in yellow hazmat suits show up at my door with this box, okay?
Okay, so imagine my surprise when two men, two men, I face it this way, two men in yellow
hazmat suits show up at my door they don't say a word they just have they
have this and it had blue tape it had blue tape around this part and they were
like I was like okay I was like okay okay look look what the top says the best
part is I take the fucking I take the blue tape off
You can eat them.
Huh? Hey, um, oh, okay, that's me as a cake.
Yeah. Isn't that insane?
Isn't that fucking crazy?
And then they handed me a fork.
And then they handed me a fork.
And I was like, oh!
Okay, yeah!
Sure!
And so I took a bite.
That's why she couldn't see a bite out of her head.
And it actually was pretty good.
And it was vanilla flavor.
It was.
But isn't this fucking insane?
How cool.
Dude, literally I'm like...
Okay.
I'm gonna pick it up out of the thing so I could show it to you closer.
It's heavy too.
Oh, girl!
Okay, hold on.
Oh!
Oh, and there goes the box.
Okay.
Um, what the literal fuck?
Like, it's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
That is so fucking cool.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
It's not fucking safe.
That is so fucking cool.
Get out of here!
Oh god.
Um, no, they're leaving things.
That part was just fond of it.
But, yeah, the whole thing fucking edible.
Crazy. So crazy. I just thought it was the coolest thing. Okay, so I have to put it back in the box.
One second, I'm getting a phone call.
Sorry.
Okay.
Julian said I could lip read.
She said 25% off Subway now.
Julian, look at this!
Look what bathroom sent me!
It's in this freaking crazy dude.
It's so heavy too.
It's literally...
Like what the hell am I gonna do with this?
I wanna keep it forever but it's like I can't.
But it's so cool.
But yeah, and in the box too, the best part is, you can eat them.
I wonder who else got one in what theirs looks like.
But back rooms, frickin' thank you, bro.
They're just so sick.
And they're gonna post, I think they're posting a video
of me like my reaction to opening it.
This was genuinely I was fucking like,
couldn't even believe it.
Come on, I did take this shirt off of it, of course.
Freezer! Hey! Do you guys have this much room in your freezer?
Cause I don't! I don't!
Even the head itself wouldn't fit in my freezer. I don't have enough room.
Heh.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Do you guys live in a meat friggin' cellar? I don't have this much room in my-
I do not have this much room in my goddamn, um, freezer.
But yeah.
Okay.
Ugh.
Okay, but maybe for the bit later, we can cut into it.
Maybe for the bit later, we can cut into it.
Should I join that?
Fuck, I think it's still killing me.
Yeah, maybe for the bit, we could cut it in half.
Let's see, it's inside.
Cause I only took a little bite,
but I want to see like what's in the core of it.
I think it's in the outside is definitely just fondant,
but the inside, I don't know if the inside is like,
okay, I don't know.
The bite that I took just tasted like vanilla.
Well, we'll cut into it later.
Oh, someone said,
what happened on your Insta story?
It says inappropriate content.
It is just me and a bikini.
Are you serious?
That gives you a warning when you look,
Oh my god, Instagram hates a fake bitch! I swear to god they do!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
It did that too when I did my Voigt collab too.
It didn't give it to you? Oh, I don't know. Someone else got it.
Um...
Oh my god me saying omg forest gumpler with the five thank you forest gumpler with the
five gifted thank you gumpler thank you forest yours doesn't say that okay if yours doesn't
say that but it should be fine chat user okay if this if this person doesn't say it it should
be fine love you thank you for being here okay um also okay guys tell me if I'm if I'm
I'm losing my effing marbles. Tell me if I'm losing my marbles. Tell me if I'm losing
my marbles. Okay. Yes. Okay. So I didn't even tell, okay. I didn't even tell. I get a DM
from up this plastic surgery place. That's like, well, it's, it's a doctor. I get a DM
from like a plastic surgery doctor, being like,
Hey, we love your videos.
We would love to collab, right?
Love to collab.
I'm like, okay, great.
Girl, no, it was not Dr. Miami, please.
And so I'm like, and no, not offended because,
like not offended at all, because first of all,
I've talked about how I want to chin LIBO
and I can get a couple of things nipped and tucked
and that'd be fine with me, right?
That's fine with me.
But would I ever do like a whole like LIPO 360 BBL, titties, mommy makeover, like the whole kitten, the little, no, because I'm too fucking scared, okay?
Like everything at once, like, I'm scared of that.
But would I do like a more like not super invasive, like would I do a little LIPO suction thing?
Yes, I would! I would, I would just go, oh shit, I would!
So then I'm like, okay, perfect.
And, and Chin LIPO is not even really like that crazy of a procedure as far as like, um...
Oh my food's here. Let me tell him that he could just leave it.
Let's see.
Um,
so was it Dr. Beef? Yes.
It had to have been. So I'm like, okay, sure. They DM me
on Instagram. I'm like, okay, cool. They were like, we would love to collab.
I'm like, great. And usually what that means is like we do the thing
Like whatever it is, it's like we do it for free or like heavily discounted and then you post about it
And then we could also post you doing the thing too, right? Whatever like procedure it is
I mean depending on what procedure it is and how lengthy it is and how much the doctor usually charges
I'm sure that it's like
Like like save it if it's a thirty thousand dollar thirty thousand dollar procedure
Maybe they're not gonna do that shit all for fucking free
But if it's like one that's like a little bit cheaper like I don't know whatever so I'm like, okay cool
So I'm like, yeah, they're like, great, I'm just email us, okay, cool, boom.
So I'm emailing them and I'm like, hey, like, what are you guys, you know, looking for?
What are you guys, what did you have in mind?
And so then they're like, yeah, so we have to, you just have to give us a call or like,
well, we're going to give you a call and we're going to like talk about the collab process.
I'm like, okay, sure.
So I am on the phone with them.
And they're like, yeah, so basically we're not able to like know exactly how the collab process is going to go until you come in and do the consultation.
And this is how much this the procedure is, you know, I'm not sure because it's like a different lady on the phone than.
it's a different lady on the phone that it is.
uh
on um
That was talking to me on instagram too. She was like so
You know, I don't know what they had told you about that
But we do collapse with people sometimes but i'm not sure exactly what they were offering you
But if you wanted to come in and do the consultation the consultation is 500. Um, and i'm like
Girl why so i'm just like right so okay. I'm like
I'm like, wait, so what do y'all want out of this?
What are we talking about?
I'm like, cause I'm not going to go ahead
and slap $500 on the table
to not even know what the fuck we're talking about.
Like, what do y'all want out of this?
And then she was like, okay, yeah, like, well, is there,
and I'm like, yeah, I just,
I don't feel comfortable booking a consultation
if you guys can't even tell me like what you guys,
what a collab even means to you guys, right?
So they were like, she was like, yeah, well, I can't, you know,
I still want to promise anything that like, you know,
cause we have to make sure that you have the anatomy for,
and that I understand.
I'm like, yeah, no, I understand like even being able to like,
be like considered for the procedure.
That's totally fine.
I'm like, but if you, if you reach out to me,
if you reach out to me, what are we?
I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is not making any sense.
So then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I just don't think I want to do it
because why the hell am I going to put money down
on something that you guys wanted to frickin'.
So then she was like, she was on the phone.
She was like, yeah, well, you know,
we don't usually reach out to people a lot like firsthand.
So like for them to have reached out to you,
like that definitely means that they totally want to do
like something collaborative with you,
but I'm just not a hundred percent sure what it is.
But like we usually don't do that.
I'm like, okay, like do you want,
is that supposed to make me feel like special girl?
I don't know like what you're trying to,
what this reverse psychology is.
I was like, uh, no, no.
So then they email me, they email me,
and it's two different girls that I'm going back and forth
with.
One of the girls is the one that literally messaged me
on Instagram, and the other one was the one
that I was on the phone with today.
And they're like, hi, thanks for connecting with me.
Like, totally understand wanting to have a better idea
of like what it's gonna look like
before committing to the console.
Like, I'm gonna connect you to the girl
that was talking to you on Instagram.
Then the girl was talking to you on me on Instagram,
I was like, hey Vanilla, thanks so much
for reaching out about a collaboration.
Would you mind sending me some time?
And I'm like, wait, I'm like, hi!
So I reply back, I'm like, hi, I think we're,
I'm like, I think we're, I literally said, hi, sorry.
I feel like we're all not on the same page here.
I was reached out to my collaboration.
I'm not reaching out about it.
I'm like, I just feel like we're all a little confused.
Like what's going on?
I was literally like, so.
I was like, what is going on?
And this is not a, that's the thing,
everyone's like scam, scam, scam.
This is like a well-known doctor that is done,
like other people, like, this is not like
some random ass, like, scam, fucking plastic surgeon,
like, Tinder, Swindler, ass, shit, like.
I was like, what the hell is going on?
Like, somewhere our wires got crossed.
You're telling me that I could curse.
I'm saying big fat horse dick.
And you're getting mad at me.
So, like that's literally how I feel right now.
I'm like, what's going on?
I'm just, so, okay, so big fat low to come then.
Like, like for real.
Oh my God.
But yeah, no, and then someone has a good point.
If you want to get a procedure done,
you should do your own research and reach out to doctors
and find the right one for you.
Your body shouldn't be put at risk for a collab.
I've heard of well-known surgeons that get away with BS like this.
You want to know why? And you are so right about that.
You are so right about that.
But I was just, you know, trying to see what they were, were, were had to say,
had to offer. But what I have done it,
probably know because I'm such a fucking pussy.
And I actually did have a consultation for Chinlipo some months ago with
another doctor. And that doctor too was like, Oh yeah. Um,
we wouldn't want to put you fully asleep because you don't get as good results
if you're fully asleep. I'm like, one, how the fuck does that make any sense?
Two, if you don't knock me out, if you think that you're going to be shoving a needle this big into my fucking neck repeatedly with me staring up at you like this, you're out of your goddamn mind.
You are literally out of your freaking mind. So I was like, wait, you forget it. Forget the chin light, though.
Hi, lady. You rolling or rolling or rolling around?
So, that shit's going out the freaking window.
And then they were like, oh, do you have any time to talk this week? I'm like, no, I just wasted 30 minutes on the phone with this lady this morning.
I don't have a- even another second to talk to anybody on the phone. You can freaking email me.
And I feel like such a bitch, but I'm just like, I mean, what are we- what are we doing? What are we- what are we talking about?
Freakin nuts.
Oh, you got your banana lady! You got the banana!
You got the banana! You got a banana! You got your banana! You got your banana!
You love your banana! You love your banana! You got your banana! You got your banana!
You don't give a fuck.
You don't give a fuck.
My sushi.
My sushi!
Um, no, I know it's normal to do shinlaipo awake.
I know, the three people that I know that have gotten shinlaipo all did it awake and
they all said it was the most painful fucking thing of their entire life, so that's why
I was like, no, I know you can do it awake for sure, but if I have the option to be knocked
out, guess what?
Now I can be the fuck out.
Oh my god, like catch up two weeks ago.
He had to get an eye thing removed and he was freaking awake and just like, they were
literally digging his eye, like his eyelid and he just had to be like, well, like that's
crazy.
But yeah.
Oh, congrats on your hard work on being no longer pre-diabetic.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you so much.
Start digging in your eye, twin.
Yeah, like I got knocked out from my wisdom teeth.
Like, oh, I know people that were awake for that too.
Like, ouch.
Okay, fine.
I'm gonna get my sushi.
Fine.
Fine, I'll get it!
It's not water, baby.
Okay.
Can I have a bite, yeah.
You can.
Yeah, we're going to play no pixel later though.
Let me show you what I got for dinner.
Okay, I got this is different. I've never tried this is called a blossom roll. It's tuna tuna salmon yellowtail avocado
wrapped in like a soy paper. I don't know. Hamachi crudo. I think that's what it's called. And then this is I never tried this from here either.
It's just salmon and like the fish balls.
Let's try it. OK, let's see.
I do love me some fish. I do.
How long are you staying on girl? We just got here.
We just got here, so.
Oh, my God, Zai.
No, he had to go to the hospital.
Oh no, oh my god, is he okay?
I did not know that.
How did you guys know that?
Is it in his discord or something?
Oh, he told you guys, oh my god, well, I hope he's okay.
Having liver issues.
Oh, dang it, it's my freaking, hey,
I got me and my fatty liver.
I gotta get mine rechecked actually,
but that is no joke.
I hope he feels better soon.
So it seems like Damien probably will not be on
today if he's at the hospital.
Hope he feels better.
Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Let's go, wait, okay, that's kind of BS.
I didn't know half the damn thing was rice
and it's three pieces of fish.
I thought it was all fish in the- in the-
Bullshit, that's how they get me.
That's how they get me!
Oh, he's saying he's gonna be on later? Okay, that's good.
I hope he's feeling better now.
Let's watch clips. Okay, um, hmm...
What can I watch? What can I watch?
That is interesting.
I like that.
Um...
Is it my TikTok likes?
Oh, okay, that...
Yeah, we could do that.
Are you trans?
I am.
Okay.
If I was trans...
...there's look like you.
I'd be fine with trans.
And don't get me wrong.
You look bad.
The hell's this bullshit on my 4U page?
That blurring out the word trans is crazy.
Did you hear that?
okay liked
all right sorry let me just try this one to see if it's any good before
Hey, right, okay, my tiktok likes
Okay
I was walking down the hard bar You were feeling in your room
I don't think this is too early for us to live until I need it
I'm a star
I love this school, she sampled this toy
First of all, studios be severe with me
I'm a star
Oh my god, oh my god, like, that was fricking good.
Are you ready?
This one killed me.
Hold on.
Go non-binary slimesicle go.
I appreciate that, guys.
I don't want to take any...
I don't want to have any stolen values.
No!
Non-binary slimesicle go!
And also not slimesicle.
So actually I can't claim anything that you just said.
Oh, that freaking killed me.
What the hell is she doing?
The first thing I want you to do is stop eating.
I want you to do the stop eight.
Remember when Lil Wayne came out on stage
in the tightest pants known to man and then like two weeks after that,
you couldn't throw a rock without hitting a nigga in skinny jeans.
He made it up a roar and then you niggas wanted to dress just like him.
He's trying to just try to say my taste or anything like that.
But I saw it on T-Moo and I was like, hey, why not?
It's a men's set. It says it's a men's set.
Y'all niggas hate me, bro. That's all it is. I get it. Hey look, if I was you I'd hate me too.
Oh my god, it's a men's set.
This is my favorite Damien Vivian edit.
You just made a more interesting song than...
Who the fuck is that?
I can't see what you're saying.
See you at home.
Holy fuck!
He's dead!
Damien!
Oh god.
Oh god!
Where are you going?
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
hey
he's cooking
he's cooking
so cute
oh that's yours
hey what she said in that one song
oh look how sexy she is
Oh
My god, oh wait look at him
Look at him
I'm not a chicken with that sister.
Oh my goodness, this is funny too.
So would you date me then?
Back to the original question.
As a woman?
Or me, myself, you yourself?
There's a world where I let you hit for sure.
But you would have to prove yourself to me.
Like I need to see some good behavior.
You have to prove yourself.
Some attention, some good text backs.
And I need to know that you're not fucking other dudes.
Okay, if you're fucking other dudes
trying to come give me that dirty ass little dick? No. Okay. If we're low-key exclusive but
we're not officially yet but you only fucking me, then we could maybe get there if you act
right. Okay. You don't have to act right. You think I could, you think I could land you? You
don't have to work for this butt. You think I could land you? Are you willing to put the
work in? I'll put the bowl. Let's see it. Okay. Put the work in. Starting tomorrow, I want eggs. Okay.
Mind you, this is supposed to be hypothetical. I'm not gonna abuse you and use you. How do you like eggs?
Give me two sunny-side on a little piece of toast a little bit of piece of cheese
Little piece of turkey on each side up with a little piece of toast a little piece of cheese and a little
Turkey a little turkey
Well, I'm gonna keep fucking do other dudes
But I can't know you can't why can't I just bitch? I'm a prize if I thought you was fucking dudes
I was fucking gonna do it too. You don't want to be with me
You're the one that don't want to, if you want to...
You gotta prove yourself to me, I don't gotta prove shit to you.
You want me. You want me.
Why would I want you if you fucking other dudes, when you just want to be fucking me?
Then you don't want me. It's fine, I don't want you either.
Okay, but see, there's a difference, there's a difference.
See, you want me to want you...
What the fuck? Come on, man. This shit killed me.
It's so cute.
Literally me watching that video.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ugh.
AAAAAAAA
Hehehehe
AAAAAAAA
He's- he's- he's-
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
O Le Ho Le
Love Love Come Down
O Night
Legend of Hattie
AAAAAAAA
Hattie
O Le Ho Le
AAAAAAAA
Love Love Come Down
Raven with the five gifted, thank you Raven with the five gifted
Why she holding them like that into what the hell is even that?
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my freaking life
What the hell is that?
What the hell is even that?
Oh my god.
Uh.
What else we got?
Oh my god, he's not gay. Just because you like Lady Gaga, doesn't mean you're gay. That means you're a little monster.
Literally. He's not gay! He has scoliosis! Because he has scoliosis and he walks funny and walks and also talks like a girl.
Doesn't mean he's gay. That just means he has medical differences and since when did we start discriminating against that?
He's supposed to be very reasonable.
That's not gay. He's only tough.
Not gay, he just walks like he's not a little bit of bendy, like his spine is made of rubber.
He literally has a crush on an English teacher and he sits and eats lunch with her in a room in every one's period.
That actually has a crush, really, to be honest. And that's not gay.
He's not gay because we were part of the Times Fair and we did egg drop.
That's super straight. He's not gay because of his hair cut. It just falls like that and it looks gay, but it's not gay because that's just how it grows out of his head.
That also is not gay because he gets special counseling.
Dylan Stewart, music with the five. Thank you Dylan with the five and thank you Minecraft with more gift.
This should kill me.
Texting my wife someone was trying to fight us in the bathroom. Come now some girl trying to jump us in the bathroom.
I love her! I love her! She was ready! She was fucking ready!
She was ready. I love that. W wife. I love that
Yo, this guy fucking this dude is so funny
I showed you all his clips before like he's so when he does the face where he'd be like like his side-eye like
No, this one's funny
hold on that'd be heavy damn not stomach dangly pull up to failure well
they said you're gonna come to the gym well I thought better eat the Big Mac
No.
Looking at my muscles, what?
You're gonna be like, honest to what's happening, right?
But this sucks.
That was just that one.
Nilla's been, Nilla's been with a 10.
Thank you, Nilla's been with a 10 gifted.
What that mean?
We still did.
I can't catch my breath.
You're talking about, oh, you lost weight.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look good.
They're talking about, oh, you lost weight.
You look good.
What was that before?
An ogre?
We always say this is fun.
Oh, my god.
Like what he's like.
Let me see.
There's one where he's like how guys are acting
when there's girls around.
Oh, my god.
Hold on.
I
Just so many
Okay, I know it's okay. Let's just see this one how dudes how dudes be in the club acting like they don't see you recording them
I need to just put a do so
He's so- it's like so accurate it pisses me off!
Oh fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh brother, okay.
What else do we got?
What else do we got?
What else?
I'm going to go funny one this week's chatterbox slip we were Chris Browns on tour I've been
preparing by listening to his greatest hits and it is peak nostalgia remember his most
famous hit February 2009 when he violently assaulted Rihanna but did you know about June
2012 when he beat up a bunch of people in a nightclub or how about October 2012 when he violated his restraining order only true fans know
About October 2013 when he was arrested for felony assault or May 2015 when he beat up somebody else obviously because Chris Brown is such a
Dedicated serial performer there were a whole bunch of legal hits every year for four years after that like in
2017 when another ex-girlfriend of his was granted a restraining order after he violently abused her
But our man is relentless and he didn't stop there.
He had another hit in May 2018 when a woman sued him for alleged sexual assault during
a house party during which Chris Brown casually brandished a Pew Pew.
Only a few months later, Chris is detained in Paris under allegations of aggravated gang
rape of a 24-year-old woman at a nightclub.
But does that tear him down?
Of course not!
This is Chris Brown we're talking about.
In June 2021, he hits another woman.
In Jan 2022, he sued by a different woman for allegedly drugging and raping her in Miami.
the hits just keep coming like he had a big one in October of 2024 when a woman accused
him of raping her on Diddy's yacht and then in May 2025 he was arrested in England.
You know just some of Chris Brown's greatest hits.
What will he do next?
Chris Brown's on tour.
Literally I don't know how the fuck that motherfucker is still on tour with a whole like
stadiums full like genuinely like blows my fucking mind.
actually fuck that fucking guy genuinely fuck that guy and then Merwin
Zara Larson was like yeah I have him blocked and then he got like pissed about
it thank you musty flaps with the five give it thank you musty flaps with the
It's just so bizarre to me, that's when people will like, die behind some of these artists.
It's so scary.
Hmm, look at this one.
Hi Baby!
Oh, how cute!
Sunbabies gotta hold a dam with Vanell May.
That's so cute.
So stinking cute.
So wait, mind you, you said no kids allowed under 13.
Well, if their brain is like the size
of a little tiny little grape,
and they don't even know what I'm saying, that's okay.
That's okay, he only need one freakin' popcorn.
Come on.
I didn't say anything about 13 months.
What the hell?
Onyx!
What the actual fuck?
Onyx! Oh my god! Onyx, with the 300 gifted, are you serious? Onyx! Are you serious? 300
gifted from Onyx! Oh my fucking god! Onyx, thank you so much for the 300 gifted, thank
Holy shit 300 gifted onyx
Onyx your life is a freaking movie
And we love you and we love your your donos and
Thank you so much for being here
The re hundred. Let's get one more horse sound and dolphin sound and cheer
Come on everyone, let's get W's in the chat for onyx with the 300
I
Hope that notifications going off for you all night, and I know it probably is because you always have quite the encounters that you tell us about
Thank you
Thank you so friggin
Gifted thank you
Thank you, Onyx. The 300 gifted. Holy crap. It's September. Fuck it, we ball.
Hey! Hey! Fuck it, we ball. Mind you, just found out it was September today,
because Julian said so. Excuse me, mind you, just found out that was today. Oh my god.
Thank you so much. Hi goo! Oh my god goo! Are you here to say thank you to Onyx? That is so nice of you.
That is so nice of you goo. Come here. That is so nice of you to say thank you to Onyx for the 300 gift aid.
For the 300 gifts.
Okay, can you look at least like you're having a little bit of fun?
For the 300 gifts.
Say thank you to Onyx.
Muah, muah, muah, muah.
We love you, and thank you.
Thank you, Onyx, for the 300 gifts.
You don't give a shit.
Hey, and that money is going straight to your food.
I'll have you now.
So you should care.
The way Chai chased him out of the room, hey, hey, stop that.
None of that.
They're fighting.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, let me hold five dollars.
When we get into skincare routine, I've told my skincare routine in like two YouTube videos before.
MetaCube, the MetaCube zero toner pads,
Anua milky toner,
and then I rotate between a couple oils. I use the ordinary hyaluronic acid. I use, um,
Hello, so I use.
My friend, Ailee, just got me one for my birthday. I forget what the hell it's called, but I've been using it and I really like it and
And then I put on, I was using Sophie Pavett cream, but then I ran out, so I've just been
using another cream that my friend also got me for my birthday too.
The toner is a Nuwa Milky Toner, ANUA.
Or you could just use any Milky Toner.
I know that Bioma has a Milky Toner too that a lot of people like, and I wash my face with
with the orange soap.
Yeah, I wash my face with orange soap
and then I also use this other soap
that was sent to me in a PR box,
but I actually have been buying it for myself
because I like it.
It's like a saffron, saffron cleanser,
but I forgot the name of the brand, let me see.
RanaVot, RanaVot Brightening Saffron Hydrating Cleanser.
I've been using that one.
And the dial orange soap?
Yeah, just straight up antibacterial.
Dude, I'm telling you, that shit works, man.
That shit works.
No, dude, I stopped breaking out when I started using that.
But also, I do feel like me eating better
and getting control of my pre-diabetes stuff
is what also helped my skin be better, too.
So I don't think it's just the skin care,
but the skin care probably definitely
did play a little bit of a part in it.
Because I used to use absolute bullshit on my face, bro,
like when I was growing up.
Bitch, I was using St. Ives fucking scrub
like all types of bullshit and like a vino lotion it's like by lotion like when I was
it like when I was in um when I was in fucking high school I was using bullshit I never had
bad skin so um my skin only started to fuck up recently when um my liver love levels were
all fucked up okay I'm read not read out I'm updating midnight murder whatever it's called
Shift at midnight. That's what I meant.
I keep calling it murder mystery at midnight, but that's not the right game.
Shift at midnight.
All right.
So we're going to play shift at midnight for a little bit and then we are going
to do some no pick full.
Okay.
We got to save our kitty.
Pick a new pet.
Whoa.
Okay, we're on night seven.
It's a new night.
Check the notice board.
Will do.
Hi!
Oh, he's here with me today.
What did I name him again?
Gloober!
Gloober, you're here with me today for work.
Oh.
Well, he sure is hungry.
Thank you, Gloober.
That's so nice of you to pick that up for me.
Heh.
Thank you.
Okay, what do I have to- the notice board?
Um...
Where is the notice board again?
I honestly don't even remember.
Wasn't it back there?
That was it, right?
Pay attention to the info you're giving to the star of the shift. Okay answer the phone
Okay calendar killer to strike tomorrow. Oh
So I have one day left
Couldn't find the phone me head wait, what's going on? What's beeping a?
Friend of mine is swinging by the store today, Louisa
She has a condition where one leg is a lot longer than others so she might walk weird
But don't worry about her if you hurt her I swear you won't live another shift, okay?
What was beeping?
Why did the fuck is beeping? Oh, oh my nail
There's been a rise of thieving activity in the area some customer might walk in take items and attempt to leave catch them before they escape fuck
Wait somebody just did that
There was just an old guy in here
We just left.
Fuck!
Okay, alright. Um...
Okay, let me see. Give me your frickin' ID.
Dylan Pike. Okay, Dylan...
Uh...
Okay, warehouse, pale complexion, always wears shorts. Let me see what you got on, buddy.
Thank you, Globert.
Thank you for cleaning that up for me.
I'm sorry.
Who was this little fella?
Hey!
How can I help you?
$14 a gas?
Sure.
Okay.
Let me just...
Can I check your...
Okay.
Okay, LP7S, okay.
LP7S.
Black SUV.
Okay, that is the correct car.
What's with the tools?
Okay, I think he seems fine.
I forget, can you check these people's...
Can you check their um...
Okay you're good.
Their um, license, or their driver's license is at the...
Fuck!
These people keep going and not paying!
I think that's her, his friend Luisa.
Hey Luisa!
Nice to meet you.
That's got to be her, right?
I mean, it's got to be.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Let me clean the place up a bit.
Oh, hey, let me just get these things.
Of course, of course you can get those.
Put that down really quick.
Okay, Luisa Mari, let me just...
Yep, that's you right leg shorter than left leg, okay?
That is true.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, I forgot how do I charge.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Alright.
So, if somebody were to try to leave without paying...
Alright, is she out of her fucking mind?
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Wasted my fucking gas!
Hey, I'm sorry about that. Just stopping in been a long shift at the shop.
Howard, Howard Elkins, okay?
What the hell?
What was that?
Clean shaven mechanic.
What?
What the fu-
Oh, hell no.
Okay.
What did I just hear?
Oh, I heard something.
Okay, okay, I need to restock.
stock? Hello, just like these things, Amelia. Amelia Kramer. Okay, cute signature girl.
Okay, hairdresser, heart tattoo on neck.
Um, let me ask about her.
I don't know what to ask her about.
Fading heart tattoo on neck.
Oh, yep, okay.
Yeah, that's her.
That's her.
I trust her.
You're good girl.
See ya.
Oh, I forgot I got this so I could clean quicker.
Wait, is that the same girl that came in earlier, but with not a longer leg?
So you're the real one.
So you're the real one and there was no way for me to know because- right.
Get the fuck out of here.
You gotta go!
You're not allowed to be in here and you know that!
Go!
Oh brother.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Bye.
Bye, Luisa.
Okay, great.
Oh, and people keep coming and going and stealing things, and I just have no way of stopping them.
Stopping then?
Is that a rat on the- oh, I thought it was a rat.
Oh shit, it's a rat!
Good evening, do you have any ideas for something I could gift my sister? Her name's Mia and she's getting married soon.
Okay, I have a feeling your sister is like dead or some shit. What's your name? Lisa Cannon!
Always wears her blue necklace. Okay, what was her sister's name?
Me okay, she is alive. Ah very sister. She's a bad day. She's getting married for real
Really, are you sure it's not to me?
Okay, so glue I'm gonna scooper and gloober you good back there
Okay, nobody better steal anything.
Okay.
Uh, never wonder where they come from.
They said they grew out of fears, negative emotions specifically.
Hey, wait!
No!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Absolutely not!
Absolutely not! Wait, browsing customer killed minus $15. Wait, I thought they
weren't allowed to leave without... Wait, how do I know if they take stuff? How do I know...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it'll beep.
But I don't think I have that.
Do I have that?
Oh, I don't even have it.
I don't even have it on the shop.
I don't even have the option to buy it.
I can get an SMG. Hell yeah, I'll take that.
I gotta refresh the shop.
Flame thrower! Sure.
One more refresh. Yeah, security scanners.
Boom, there we go.
What the fuck? The hell, he didn't even got a picture!
Private investigator.
You know what, sure.
Oh my god.
Hello, sir.
Good evening.
I shall endeavor to keep this brief.
The atmosphere in here is rather punishing.
Okay.
Okay.
So you think that you're like cool because you're using like big freaking words and shit?
I'll let you okay you think you're cool you got like a cool name
Equestrian yeah, we scan the barcode always use this formal speech always purchases three water bottles, okay
Wait, how do I oh?
Girl I could have did that the whole time instead of typing oh
My god. Oh, yeah my camera over here. Okay. Oh
My goodness
Well, now I know.
Yeah, okay.
See I figured that was gonna happen.
Oh great!
Two of them.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, all right, sloober hide
Sloober you need to hide
Where where's my flamethrower
He can't, he can't, oh fuck shit, Scoober!
Where is it?
Yeah, give me that.
Scrooge!
Scrooge!
Scrooge!
Scrooge!
Is he okay? Is Gloober going to be okay?
Okay Gloober's fine, he's right there.
Gloober's just fine. He's actually eating a little snack.
Oh, I forgot I could hear me, too.
Look out, Gloober, he's coming.
Gloober couldn't care less.
Just told Gloober to up a little bit.
Hey.
Oh, he got stuck.
Wait.
Wait, how am I burning myself?
Oh, perfect. I'm safe now. Alright! Shift is done, clean up any messes. Alright.
It's back.
Okay, we should be good. Who the fuck's here?
Bluebirds, was that you?
Bluebirds, you're scaring me. Come on.
Don't do that.
Get out of here you know you're not supposed to be back here come on come on you know you're
not supposed to be back here sorry little guy okay
okay all right oh dang it I didn't realize how much he was out there hold on
All right, Gloobie, time to go home.
Nice.
A news broadcast plays on the TV.
The killer known as the calendar killer is scheduled to be active tomorrow following
their pattern of killing eight people on the 8th of every month since July stay
safe stay inside stay alert okay okay I only have 61 dollars okay so that was we
were right about that the driver was a doppelganger claims to have been
present for the death of Janet Davis and that she died of a heart attack searching her up reveals that she died of
mutilation. Oh my god, that was that was a hard one. I didn't even I didn't even hear him say that.
Fuck.
Don't look at everyone.
Shit.
Read the note on the counter, okay.
So many tokens, yippee.
Doppel detection hardware.
This is email- What?
Roaches!
Come on!
Okay.
Okay, this is the emotoscope. It reads customer emotions and allows you to question them on their emotion.
It is 100% accurate, but take note, some doppelgangers are able to replicate human emotions and some can't.
P.S., this equipment is stupidly expensive to rent. You'll only get this device on occasional days. Ooh, fun!
What are you feeling shatty about wait dickhead how long it's gonna take get that machine
out me face and let me through you slow prick okay she really feeling shatty that's definitely
See, that was probably the absolute opposite of Shady if you ask me.
So okay, so if she's feeling the opposite of how she's talking, does that mean that
she's the killer?
Unable to speak.
Oh!
Okay, well yes!
So then, yeah, you definitely gotta go.
Hi!
How are you doing, sir?
Okay.
I need to get a garbage bag.
Excuse me, sir.
Yep, be right with ya.
Oh, I remember this guy.
Yeah, he's the sheriff.
I'm sure you've heard about the calendar killer by now.
killer by now. He's no joke. Stay alert tonight. Okay, gotta stay out there, protect the unarmed.
Oh, wait, I see a road! Hold on!
Ooh, so many coins. I saw it. I saw it. Where did it go?
Get the fuck over here. Damn, they're kind of hard to get.
Um, okay.
Clyde, that's good old Clyde, yep.
Okay, off to where's his glasses, that's him.
That's him, alright. You're good to go, buddy.
Oop.
Oop.
Okay, that's normal that he's covered in blood.
I'm sure that's fine.
I'm sure that's totally okay.
Hey!
I'm only in here because my boy wanted some of that processed junk y'all call food.
Otherwise you wouldn't catch me dead in a place like this, okay?
Oh, it's not blood, it's just beetroot, often dirty and always has a toothpick in his mouth.
He has no toothpick.
He has no toothpick.
I don't see a toothpick, buddy.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Yes, it's gone.
Wait, he ran out!
Oh.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Oh
What was that
the way he spawned in I just wasn't trusting that
Did you see how he spawned in?
Here.
What the hell is this car?
How may I help you?
$25 in gas?
He took off his license plate.
Oh hell no.
Oh fuck no.
Look at this.
Hadlock, why do you got a lock on there? That's for my safety
What the hell
What should I do um hello freaking axe multiple don't need a flashlight
Did you make this quick? I got to get back to work.
Okay, great. Somebody just took a big, fat shit.
Night shift warehouse supervisor and balding.
All of those things are true. Okay.
Wait, let me scan him.
Board.
And board yes. Okay.
Okay, I think you're good
All right, okay, what was I gonna get a flashlight? Where's my flashlight here this?
Hmm excuse me
Okay, yeah, you you got it I can't serve you if you don't have a license plate I can't
Yeah, you got to go because I can't break his padlock, so I think I just got to kill him
Shoot the lock
FG-8S, wait, why can't I take some?
That would definitely cover Gloobert's surgeries, black police-hubber.
Why can't I just take some?
Mean I mean he it it technically is I mean he's good like yeah, he did something illegal me, but he's not I don't think he's the killer
I'm not a cop
All right
Have a good one.
Bitch.
I'm out of here, so mean.
Reww!
Okay.
I don't know what, geez, he could at least gave me some of that for my freaking cats.
These people gotta be fucking kidding me.
Shitting all over the floor.
And a busy night.
Yes, D-Bide husband.
Linda.
Supermarket clerk at Daryl's, heterochromia, red eye tattoo on her left hand.
Let me see those eyes.
Yep.
And she has a tattoo on her left hand.
Let me see how she's feeling today.
Why do you feel like that?
You work enough nights to start running on fumes.
I thought it's a day shift.
Okay, just to work enough nights.
Okay, I guess she's good.
But, I mean, supermarkets are open at like not, they're usually not open.
Too late at night though nights at the supermarket
There's some 24 hours ones and stalkers work at night. Okay, okay, you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna let it slide
Okay
Okay
Just nasty.
Bit out of it, got off a late shift app, what the hell did she say?
Late shift at what?
Rebuilding, wait a late shift rebuilding a carburetor?
What? The carburetor! Computer engineer!
What's a carburetor? What the hell is even that though? Is that that's not a
a computer? The carburetor! Oh hell no.
Yep, I knew I let... yeah, I know.
Oh god, fucking dammit.
Wait, I let one complete its transaction.
Let me throw the garbage out first.
Okay, doing absolutely not anything important that I need to be doing.
Oh my god, I need to go through the fricking- okay, oh my god.
Don't worry, y'all, I got this.
I got this.
Don't worry, there's nothing to be worried about.
Ouch!
Ouch!
What was that?
What the hell was that that I just zoomed in on?
The baby!
What baby?
It's baby it has a baby
Maybe?
She's a mother.
Is it gone?
No.
Okay.
My shift is done.
But what happened to the person who's supposed to come and kill eight people?
Man, I'm not cleaning shit up.
Actually, no, I have to because that's the only way I get money for Gloobert.
I have to do it for Gloobert.
For Gloobert.
Oh great, a freaking dollar! I got a freaking dollar for that! Bullshit.
Oh, you can fill the roaches with a hose too.
Okay, is it all clean in here?
this. Oh yeah, the spin wheel.
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
Yay!
Eww, a big tongue.
Yay!
Come on, give me ten, give me another ten bucks.
Ten tokens?
Okay, I'll take ten tokens.
That's two free more spins.
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Come on! Okay.
Okay, another hat. Okay, come on. $10 for Gloober. Okay, I'm gonna...
Okay, come on. Come on. Okay, another hat. That's...
Okay. Okay, one more, one more.
That's whatever.
How do I get a first aid kit?
OK, one more.
Yes!
OK, going to bed.
Oh, my not.
I should maybe be taking these guns on the bus.
Hey, Sean with the resub, WMOD.
DADDY MOT, RESERVE!
I'm gay, just so you know.
Well, thank you for letting me know.
News broadcast plays on the TV.
Despite matching up with their reoccurring killing patterns,
it seems that the calendar killer did not strike for the first time in six months
as the calendar killer lost their nerve.
Okay.
Okay, boom.
Doppelganger human doppelganger
It was that motherfucker
Right since I didn't kill him all the way
shit
His neck was abnormally long oh
I let him oh, but that one didn't count because I let him go because I
But
This was the one that I technically let complete his transaction
It's only the ones that you let complete their transactions grab with the re sub W grab. Thank you
And W Gabby, thank you. It's a new night read the note behind the counter
New permanent doppel detection hardware, this is the anomaly lens use it to inspect customers if the screen reveals any anomalies or differences from reality
The customer is a doppelganger
Okay, cool
This is an official warning from NET. A Jack-in-the-box music box has recently been spotted near the entity. If you see it, rewind the music box immediately! Do not allow the song to finish three times!
Hey!
Oh my God, she's so tiny.
Aurea, optometrists and requires glasses because she is wearing glasses, um, let me...
How do I, how do I use it?
Alrighty!
All right, well, that's okay now. I know how that works now. I know how that works
Yep, that's perfect that is just perfect
Hey
Nice to meet you, I've Clyde the Sheriff of this town, really?
Well, I've met you a million times, Clyde.
No, no, get out!
Motherfucker, get out of here!
Oh!
Can't stand his ass.
Where are you?
Get out!
Get the hell out of my fucking store now!
Oh my god!
That guy's so annoying.
I can't stand him.
Okay, somebody's out there.
Hello, how can I help you?
Evening cutie pie.
How can I help you?
$14 a gas handsome.
Okay, that looks normal.
Uh, okay.
Handsome, she called me. Okay, let me just get a flashlight really quickly. Oh, hello.
Some suitcases.
And we the people, International Passport, Madison Gray. Okay.
Madison Gray.
I'm gonna ask about her passport.
Oh!
Oops, I suppose you got all my details.
Would be rude enough to contact me now.
Oh my god!
Okay, what's her name?
Was it Madison Gr...
She's being so nice to me.
She's calling me handsome.
Sorry.
Dang it.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Go to the phone.
Yes, hello?
Horizon Shine, knucklehead.
It's the boss.
Hope you're enjoying another peaceful, normal night.
Because apparently the store is now allergic to peaceful, normal nights.
I say that in response to the swarms of roaches spilling out of the vents!
Clear them out and I'll give you your bonus. Okay, what are you waiting for? Go. Got it!
Got it!
They don't stand a fucking chance.
Oh my god, look how many over here. They don't stand a chance.
They don't stand a chance. How many are left?
Fucking... oh my god.
Get over here! Get over here!
Two left!
One more!
I did it!
Oh, there's more.
Oh, god, I did it.
I did it.
Yes.
Okay.
I've got to close the vents now, probably.
Okay
Okay, hey, hey, huh
Hello, just clean up the sacks of meat everywhere. So sorry about that
I just don't get the fuck out of this shit.
Yep, just be right with ya.
Why on earth did the calendar killer not strike last night?
His whole thing was eight people on the 8th of every month.
He's done it for the past six goddamn months!
Is he dead?
I'll have to look further into it.
Okay, that's Victor again.
He is the private investigator.
He looks normal.
I'mma let him go.
I need up some of these meat chunks out here.
Okay.
Oh shit!
I didn't scan him.
You're right.
I forgot.
I forgot I had that.
Well, hope he's not the killer.
Okay.
Hey. Woo! Natasha. Hey there, Night Owl. You look like you could use a shrink.
Well, Natasha, let me tell you something. I definitely could.
Oh, she's a night shift bartender often in makeup.
Natasha, Natasha, Natasha. Oh, man, you look even better on here.
You mind if I take your picture, Natasha?
You are just so beautiful. May I ask you some questions about yourself? Maybe your clothes? Maybe your head? How's your head?
Alright Natasha, you look great. You have a good one.
Boom, boom, boom, I run this place like the freaking Navy, bro.
Nothing gets past me.
Okay, well, they just show up on the floor, so.
You alright?
You look a little shaken.
Shaken, not stirred.
You should have seen the last lady that was in here.
She's a beautiful bartender.
Alright. Vanessa.
Okay, she's part of the N-E-T-K.
Okay, uh, let's scan ya.
Looks normal to me, you're good to go, girl.
That's a little interesting, if I do say so myself.
Don't know what just happened there.
Hey, hi to me tree give me one second
Give me just one second here just
It was a rat get get over here you got to go I know you are stinking adorable, but you have to go I
Thought I could throw him over the fence out into the perfect world
Oh god. Oh he's going, he's going to a more perfect world I guess. He's in heaven now.
Oh he's in heaven now. Okay. Why does it let, let you take like 12 of these?
florist large birthmark on the right side of face and he's tall okay okay he's talking
about flowers okay that okay that checks out you're good bro you're good bro checks out
out. Checks out. Oh, Julian just face-tied me. I'm going back.
It's not paused?
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
Well, Julian's gonna have to call me back.
I should have barricaded the door first.
Oh, Julie's calling me again.
Hey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me go grab him.
Hold on.
One sec.
Alrighty.
Hold on. One sec. Alrighty.
Okay, can they see me?
cool okay so it says the best part is you can eat them isn't that insane it's
literally like they just said they were like oh we have like a surprise
delivery I was like oh okay cool it'll probably just be like some cool like PR
thing. This is like beyond and two guys in fucking yellow hazmat suits. And they didn't
speak it was so funny they like just were pointing at it. Isn't that insane? It's like so detailed
it's actually fucking us. I know I'm like who made this? Whoever made this I'm like this is
It's fucking insane, no genuinely so creepy, but like so cool.
It's insane too, it's just a cake in your head, well.
It has a newer flavor, right?
Huh?
Yeah, actually you know I said earlier I was going to cut into it for the bit, so let's
just do it now I guess.
Hold on, I'm going to put her on here.
Because I want to see what's actually inside, I'm kind of scared.
Oh my god, you're going to cut into it.
Yeah, I'm going to, yeah right now.
Let me go get a knife.
Okay.
Okay, my chat too if you just got here and you're like what the fuck is this backrooms
literally sent me this like delivered this to me today, but it's edible and I wanted
I'm gonna cut her in half. I'm scared. I'm gonna freaking give her brain surgery. Oh
God, this feels so wrong
Oh my god
Should I go down her face? I don't want to ruin her face. Okay, I'm gonna do her. I'm just gonna do a chunk of her head
It's a quick one
Let me just get this thing out of the way.
Oh, oh, yeah, it confirmed it's cake!
That's the whole cake!
The whole thing and it looks just like it doesn't, and it looks like white, and that's green!
That's really good!
Mmm, that's really good!
The vanilla buttercream.
Yeah, look at her, hold on.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we can straight up the little cross section of your top piece.
It's so scary, but it's so cool.
Don't leave this out on the counter and then go to the kitchen for a glass of water later.
And in the middle of the night, actually, you fucking treat the fuck up.
Oh my god, this is crazy.
Oh my god, I want to keep it forever, but I don't know how.
I'm gonna have to keep a piece of it and freeze it or something.
No, it needs to be immortalized, I mean, I don't know if you can hear it.
The hair is like all over my...
Oh my God.
It's like bringing to the VIP tour after the shit.
Alright, welcome.
Bye. Bye, Julianne Shat.
Bye.
Oh my God.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
What?
What?
What? What's wrong?
What?
If you don't love yourself, how in the hell is anyone supposed to?
How's your head? It's delicious.
It's delicious, actually.
Okay, let's put her back in the box, sorry girl, hmmm.
This is a where am I?
Let me wash my hands.
dude isn't that genuinely the most insane shit ever?
Hold on, wait.
So cool. Okay.
I'm back.
Wait, someone's saying bunch of friends, bunch of friends.
Wait, hold on.
I can't think but to be out!
Okay, wait, okay, sorry, shift at midnight.
I'm sorry, shift at midnight. I want to watch this.
Oh my god, okay.
Over the past six months, we have done everything in our power to land a meeting with the CEO
of YouTube.
In hopes of asking him one single question.
Everything we've been doing on this channel has been for this meeting.
So I said, you're going to be in for it's long.
Including building this.
I don't know if we're going to watch the whole thing.
It's an hour, 10 minutes.
Let's just say.
A dollar robot baby with a van bill and he doesn't agree to take a meeting with us.
We're relieved to say that seven days from today, we have a meeting with Neil Mohan,
CEO of you.
No way!
They got the meeting!
Oh my God.
She can't even, she can't even.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
No, we didn't get the meeting.
Bring it in everybody.
Bring it in.
So like I need to twerk right now.
I was twerking a little early.
Really?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So we can shut up now.
We can say we don't have to do this today.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't have to do this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, put Dennis back.
Why?
We can't stop the contraption now
because there's a million things that could go wrong.
And if we don't threaten to crush our baby,
why would he take the meeting with us?
I can't get the baby to sit, whatever, it's fine, okay?
Okay, we have seven days until we have this meeting.
I like that Neil's nighttime or was the day?
That's the seventh day.
On the seventh day there was Neil.
Oh, the Bible.
Nice.
We can joke, we can run around,
we can throw confetti, we can shake our A-S.
There was a CEO of YouTube at the end of the day.
Can I guess at the, excuse me?
I guess at the end of this week,
we're gonna be sitting down on YouTube for headquarters
and we're gonna be asking Neil Mohan
a very important question.
Go to the side, there's a big question mark.
Oh, wrong one.
Okay, try to make the timing dramatic.
And what is that question?
Coy.
I told you guys that I was gonna tell you guys
the question, but then I thought about it right before this
and I thought that maybe it's best if I keep the question myself
because I thought it'd be really funny
and also good retention for the video.
Coins, we have been waiting five, six months
for a video question.
Which means you can wait another six days.
Come on, Charlie Kirk, what are you...
What are you...
Where's your being overwhelming?
Stop eating the confetti.
Don't worry about the question.
It was a curiosity gap to get him in the door.
But the rest of what we should be focusing on
these next seven days is what the hell is the rest
of the rest of the meeting gonna look like.
The 30 minute window.
We need a plan.
Anthony, you fire up the computer.
Hambond, you get up the whiteboard.
This is our chance at fame.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Sorry, everyone is confused.
This is a bunch of friends.
They have been trying to get a meeting
with the CEO of YouTube,
and by threatening an Anvil dropping on their robot base.
It's just a whole fucking thing.
It's just like, it's a whole bit, whatever.
And fortune and job security.
Okay, I'm there with you.
Operation make me kneel below, Mo on like us, sorry my hands are sweaty.
Operation make me kneel on your hands are sweaty.
I'm about to make a pledge for our victory.
And let me see where my time ends.
Ow!
What the f*** is this?
They did so much stuff.
Well I think that there's one thing that you guys should know before you go.
This is f***ing...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I had a friend from college that had one tooth.
Skyrocketed in popularity over the past
Why did he stand like that?
For decades, just becoming the main competition
Ken, this is the first L.A.
Thank you guys for your bridge, and now she's scared
Did you bring any Pokemon cards?
I did
I did, actually
I'm going to take a picture of the L.A.
Instagram, but we're L.A. influencers now
And also, we're trying to get a follow from Neil
Guys, we don't follow Neil Mohan on Instagram
I'm on it
So, I think that we follow him
And then we post every single place we go
and we tag him in the caption.
And this whole season, we've been trying to go
as viral as possible.
This is our chance.
Yeah. Is it chance?
I think so.
So we're going to Doverick's Pizza.
We're going to the Pink Wall.
We're going to Hollywood Walk of Fame.
We're going to meet up with Vanilla Mace.
We're doing the whole LA Influencer nine yards.
We're going to a Tarayami party tonight.
That's where lives change for influencers.
I'm gonna wear one of those gay little mesh tank tops
that everyone wears here.
You know how we're just a few hours away.
What do you mean, a few hours away?
Isn't YouTube headquarters in like San Francisco?
What?
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys,
YouTube headquarters in San Francisco,
so I'm not sure why you guys booked this to LA.
It's the paintball!
That's so viral!
We're so viral!
Don't worry, that's a good thing.
We're real, mobile.
I love it!
It's so real, so real!
I'm so really like it!
This is his first time looking at our Instagram page.
We gotta look nice.
We gotta look good.
We gotta look like professional influencers.
Does he follow up a new one, Mace?
Everyone be f***ing cool.
Our first LA collab.
The more you hype it up,
the less cool you're gonna be.
This is our first LA collab ever.
Who let's you be this gorgeous today?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
Hi.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you doing, Mace?
Oh my god, thanks for having me.
Okay.
If we wanted to get a meeting with an important person,
what would you recommend us to do?
I would recommend maybe emailing, let's start there.
What about threatening to crush a $700 dollar robot baby
with an anvil if they don't respond to us?
I don't think he's gonna give a shit.
I love it here.
Okay, I just walked through the entire grocery store
and there wasn't a single other famous person,
so we're just gonna have to stick with her.
That's okay.
I'm sorry.
Guys, I can't help but feel like we're kind of wasting time.
Or not that you're a waste of time, I'm saying that.
I feel like we could be spending our time more productively
than drinking a smoothie.
Okay, how are we gonna take the photo?
And then maybe look like you're friends with us?
Okay.
We got 125,000 hits on our vanilla base collab!
I don't want to think it's our O-O collab!
All right, this is your stop.
Yeah, this is me.
Thanks so much.
Thanks, guys, for hanging out with me and getting Airwon.
Of course.
Yeah, we're sorry.
for what?
Nothing?
Nothing.
You don't have anything to be sorry for.
OK.
That's good.
Well, I wasn't thinking that until now, but.
You know.
Did you lock the car?
Did I lock it?
Yeah.
I thought I heard something.
I don't know.
I'm locking the car.
Can I?
Yeah.
I don't think I'm going to lock the car.
There's a song there to see now.
The blackmailing vanilla mason for our own purposes.
OK, you do have to unlock the letter out of the car.
I could give you guys one piece of crap.
Yeah, we do.
Okay, um, we'll-
It's the next class.
Okay.
This is-
It's on the ground!
This is where all the influencers go!
Oh fuck, okay, that was my cameo and the bunch of friends video.
That was my cameo and the bunch of friends video.
I hope you guys liked it.
Oh my god, but guys, it's like, it's kind of hard to explain if you have-
You have to like, kind of watch their videos and like, underst-
It's like-
It's like a bit within a bit within a bit.
I really, they are just-
They are just something. They really are.
Oh my god, I'm like scrolling through the rest of this video. It like turns into like a feature movie? Like what's going on?
What the hell? Oh my god, okay.
Oh my god, they're insane. I love it. Okay.
That was my cameo and a bunch of friends!
It was just so silly.
It was funny too when we were recording too because they kept doing like their whole thing
like that.
They're like all like mean to each other and awkward and it was just funny.
It was funny.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Um, guess what time it is?
what time it is? What do we think? A little, a little no pixel for the soul? A little no
pixel! A little no pixel for the soul. The storm is in one hour. Well, that's okay.
That's okay.
Boom.
Also, I think I fixed the song and I think I did it so I could play it in the game.
I did the, I didn't realize there was a mastering button on the thing and I just clicked in.
kind of made it sound a little bit like more leveled out with like the volumes of the different
parts of the songs and stuff. So I think it helped it a little bit.
All righty.
comment, please don't tell her what to do or what's going on in other streams and you
will be timed out. Just for anyone who doesn't know. Just for anyone who doesn't know.
Tell you what to do in what sense don't just like don't be like oh
Go do this go Vivian go do that go talk to this person go do it like just let me play the game
Good morning everyone!
Vivian Vegas is here.
What a beautiful day.
It's not...
Oh, well it's not...
Okay, well...
Move my camera.
Okay.
Okay
Okay, and this is my fit for the photo shoot yes, maybe for the photo shoot for the song
Yes, this was my fit so I got a chain. Can I change while I'm home?
You can't change your clothes in your own home. Oh
With the dresser, okay
I like my undercover fit that I had on yesterday. I didn't get to wear this for long enough.
It's cool. I like this. So chic. Okay. Okay. The chat placement, I'm like, we're should,
I don't know where the best place to put chat is because if you can't, I could put it like
there? That's kind of awkward because if I put it here then every time I open my
phone then you can't see you can't see the phone it's really the map isn't that
important to be honest like it's really only important when I pull it up like
this under the camera oh my god genius right there
Aha
Okay, oh
My god all this inspired food
Okay, let's check my phone
Okay
Jordan I
Just heard some rumors about Naomi and needed to confirm or deny. Oh my god whole time
We thought Jordan was sexy about Damien's like not even what's going on. Yes
Yes, what is it?
Wait, students are beginning to arrive on the track.
Wait, what time is it? Damn, it's 10.30. I missed freaking Carla's school.
Oh, hi, Nikki. Hi, Vivian. It's Nikki from the VU. I'm just passing along the contact information for the winner of your auction.
Reach out to them and start the process.
Okay, sure. Benji. Benji. Okay, yeah, I've got her. Okay. Perfect.
534. Okay, remember the number. 534-328-3445.
Okay. How do I even put in it? Okay. Five. How do I even save a new content? Okay. Benji.
Okay, not all caps.
Okay.
What was it?
534?
534?
3, 328?
Oh, God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
God.
Oh god
Hey Benji
This is Vivian you won the auction for a date
For a date with me at the view
Let me know when you're free.
XX.
OK.
OK.
Like I did not.
I could like turn the camera like that.
Oh, OK.
Oh
Go for Vivian yo yo oh my god, that's what I fucking say no are you kidding me?
Oh my god. Hi. What's up? No, I say I say fucking go for Benji. No fucking shot. What?
What?
What the fuck?
Hey, I thought I got scammed out of my fucking mind, yo.
I was like, 15K, they didn't give me
no fucking info, nothing.
I was like, I paid for like, 10A,
I thought it was like, actually, you know?
They just gave me your number right now.
They just did?
Yeah.
So I'm about to rob a house,
and then I'll link up with you, okay?
Okay, all right, I'll be around.
Just call me. All right. All right. All right. See you later. Have fun. Be safe
Okay, okay, um, okay
Sure, I mean hey the day he paid $15,000 we got we got it. We got a link
We got a link. It's part of the auction. It was part of the auction
I'm scared well I can't wear this on a date what should I change into my pink
I don't even know this guy, I'm not spending money on a new outfit, okay?
I don't even know this guy.
I just gotta get my money.
I just gotta get my money.
And we'll see how it goes.
Okay?
They are I already got paid. Yep. I already got paid trust and believe I did he thought he got scared
Okay
Why does it like never like focus all the way okay, there we go
It like focuses and then it unfocuses.
Okay, let me check socials.
Oh, sure. Clown down.
Oh, my God. Field trip. Where the hell are they?
They went scuba diving.
Sanitation baddies, school field trip.
Oh my god, they all went scuba diving.
Dang it, I missed it.
Even though they're still over there?
I don't even know where you go scuba diving.
I need to buy a scuba tank?
I'm desperate for a job, we'll do anything, call me.
Roxy has like twenty-seven jobs!
What the hell?
Oh my god, okay, okay, I'll call Carla in a bit, let me go just like, walk around a
little bit.
Cause when I'm with him, I'm thinking of you, thinking of you, what would I do if you...
What was that?
Hello?
What was that?
Hello?
What was that?
Good evening, sir.
Good evening.
good evening sir good evening how are you good how are you doing doing fantastic
love to hear it you too nice guy
Okay, I need a car.
It's German.
No way, that's funny.
Okay, let's just need a car.
Come on, there's got to be somebody.
Got to be someone.
No one wants to drive to- there we go.
Oh fuck, that's real people.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Where the f*** is everybody at?
You think I can just get one of these ones?
Yeah, I still have a broken bone, so I probably should go to the hospital.
Who isn't gonna do black needles in the city?
Dude, it always f***ing does that.
Oh, and I gotta catch my paychecks too, yeah.
Alright.
Walk a mile in these three-toe paws.
That's funny.
Oh this one's still on. Come on, don't be shy. Oh my god, bro! Dang it! Rosie with the
Resub Jess, Resub, thank you, Jaden Resub.
Get your holic, thank you.
Oops, excuse me.
Just you wouldn't mind.
Oh, thank you so much.
What a cool car.
This isn't...
Oh, oh, what the fuck?
Ah!
Help! Help me! She fucking shot me! She shot the wheels out!
Help! Excuse me! Help! Help me! Please, someone! Anyone!
Help!
Help!
Anyone!
Help me!
Help!
I've been shot! Please!
Anyone!
Help!
Help me!
Help me!
Help!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
me. She shot me. Flightless bird. What's that song, flightless bird American mouth? Oh,
that's a banger. How does that song go? Oh my God, how does that song go? Remember that
song. I have found you. I can't have, have I, okay. Have I found you, Facebook? Yeah, I'm a Russian.
Have I lost you, American mouth?
Have I found you, flightless bird?
Help me, help me, help me, somebody, please!
Anyone, help, help me, someone, please, help me, please, someone call the police.
Please call somebody.
Help me, help.
Hello?
Hello?
Please, could you please help me?
Hello?
Hello?
Anyone here?
Is there anyone that could hear me?
If you could hear my voice right now, follow my voice.
Follow my voice.
Please.
Help me.
I don't care how long I have to wait.
I'm going to wait till someone's someone drives by or something.
Have I lost you?
Hello.
Hello? Hello? American mouth. Help me! Scream loud as fuck. Okay, headphone warning. Help! Help me!
I warned you.
You with the braids! You with the braids! Please! Help me!
I wish I could crawl.
I can't even that bitch shot me, like for real?
Like just because I stole your car, bro. It's not that serious.
Like insurance would have got you another one. It's not that serious.
Help me, what I need some- HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE HELP ME!
Touch me, I need someone to help me! All on my own! Please help me, somebody please!
Help me!
I need someone to help me!
No, I can't call anyone I'm dying!
Help me!
I wish I could pull my phone out of my tight little dress.
Oh, my tight little dress.
I wish I could pull my phone out of my tight little dress.
I wish I could pull my phone out of my tight little dress.
Oh, my tight little dress. I wish I could pull my phone out of my tight little latex dress.
But I can't, because I'm dying!
Oh!
Heh.
My- my designer latex dress. I wish I could use my phone.
But it's inside of my designer latex dress.
Someone's on a scooter over there!
Oh no, I thought that was a scooter.
Hello! Please help me, someone, please help me!
Oh my gosh.
Hello?
Hello? Oh my god!
Hi.
F***!
Oh my god, hey!
Yes, it's me!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, I'm not feeling too good.
How are you?
Oh god, okay.
I, you know, I'm not too bad.
I'm going to a hospital.
Yes, thank you so much.
Oh my god, you're a lifesaver.
No problem.
By the way, sorry, I look quite different right now.
No, you look very professional. Where were you coming from?
From work, I'm assistant to the Anthony Breakwood of Ness.
Oh, nice. Good for you. What a good gig.
Thank you. He told me I look like a hobo when he first met me, so I had to buy suits.
Okay, well that's kind of me to him. I don't think you look like a hobo.
I mean he's pretty pretty nice to me in comparison to the driver.
Did I get to boss a bitch in a suit all day?
Hell yeah.
Oh sorry if I'm bleeding on the under seats back here.
Sorry this is a nice car.
It's okay it's okay well I blamed on the driver anyways.
It's not me.
Okay.
Ouch.
Kind of get away with a little bit more than he does.
Let me have her name again.
I met her yesterday.
She took my pictures with a-
Would you like get hit by a car or like-
Andy, Andy.
Yeah, something like that, yeah.
I was in a car and I hit something in the car.
So technically I was in my car.
No.
Yeah.
Okay, I fell into the pits of hell the other night
and had a car drop on me.
Oh my God.
That's so scary, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, thank you.
Watch out.
Watch out for Gracie.
I'm glad I found you.
Oh my god, thank you.
You're really my savior.
I was just bleeding out on the floor, screaming for help for like five minutes.
Oh my god, no.
So I didn't get you fixed up.
Thank you.
Oh, that one just exploded.
I'll bring you wherever you need to go.
Thank you.
Oh my god why are these girls so heavy?
Oh.
There we go.
Okay.
Hey Dr. Beef.
I found her on the side of the road last night.
Yeah, she's not feeling too good.
You know it is.
Yeah, you wouldn't be sick and collapsing or something?
No, just car problems.
I know, like the pain of every one of their problems is that they drive a car, hey, why
do you get me?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
You can get me man.
Have a good time.
Yeah.
Thanks man.
Which one in your world?
Oh my gosh.
I'm good.
make music now so see how that goes what about you music that's a lawyer thing
going fucking in yeah yeah you got like five guys up today man I've been getting
guys up left and right nice good for you well I know what a call if I need help
girl off for the first time today man I've been getting everyone off it's been
crazy congratulations oh my god I love it I'm so excited yeah I
Yeah, James Marko wants me to be the elite-al yet.
Is it going to have something?
I don't know, a fancy VIP tour guide.
Yeah, you know, yeah, Lea Bissie B's or something.
Yeah, that one.
You know all about that.
It's going to be real swanky.
See, I'm all cool little, like, you know,
Ashi endings and stuff with cool people.
So it's going to be on board with your chicken feet, you know.
I'm so excited.
Fuck it, right, man.
Well, hey, you feeling better?
Yeah, I'm feeling great.
I'm good to get up.
Yeah, man, you're hydrated, high, good, man.
Yeah, I'm going to pop up here.
All right. Oh dr. Beef your miracle worker
Hey, do a can just don't die. All right. It's your one job. I won't Jordan. Is that you?
It's me. Hi. Hey, do you speak to you for a bit? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no problem
Perfect perfect. Let's go here. Thank you. Are you good or do you want me to wait? No, I'm good. I'm good
Thank you so much. I really appreciate you. All right. I'll see you around
What happened to you?
Oh my god, flew out of a car.
Oh, that'll happen.
That'll happen.
I was collecting gold.
Did you know there's gold in the water
and you can scuba dive for it?
No, I didn't know that.
But I saw pictures on socials.
I'm still got freaking FOMO.
That sounds so fun.
It's actually fun and it's good money, too.
OK, I need to come to the deeper parts of the water.
Oh yeah, what do you do?
Uh-huh.
You go into the deeper parts of the water, right?
And then you look for where there's bubbles.
where there's bubbles or it's gonna be like a treasure chest.
You open that up and you get gold and antique coins.
And then the refiner breaks that down and it's like money.
Okay, okay, I need to do that.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's pretty fun.
It's kind of satisfying, I can't lie.
Okay, so I just wanted to speak to you
because so I heard a rumor from my boo
that you were paid to take that picture with Naomi.
Is this true?
Yeah, that was true.
I didn't sign an NDA or anything, so.
Oh my god, that is true.
So is she like pro bird or is she anti bird?
I honestly, the whole interaction kind of gave anti bird,
but you know, I had to do what the hell I had to do
to get some money around here.
So I did take the picture after like everything was chill,
but yeah, I mean, after what she said at the debate
that she's like not a bird
and she was like so adamant about that.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I did definitely also don't like the way she treated my my bestie. She basically
Okay, wait, hold on. Give me one second. I'm always calling one second
Hey
What's that I'm outside the hospital. What are you up to?
You're outside the hospital except for well, I wasn't feeling too good
Driving a car and you know how that goes
Is Tyler there by chance?
No, he's not on his bunch.
Yeah.
Shhh.
I'm a fucking cozer.
What are you up to?
I'm a head burger shot right now.
I don't actually know what I'm doing.
OK.
I figured it out.
I might head over there in a bit.
All right.
I will be here suffering.
I'll see you when I see you.
OK.
See you in a bit.
Hey.
OK, sorry about that.
No, no, you're fine.
You're fine.
OK, so the T is.
So my Bessie Buster was dating Naomi, right?
Like they were together.
And then he defended my honor because this douchebag
Carmine ran over me with a car.
And so then he's like,
you can't run my lesbian over with a car, right?
Like that's like a call for her.
So then he took vengeance by hitting him with a bat.
To be honest, I think Carmine was being a little bit
overdramatic, like he barely capped in.
Like he like fell to the ground and was like,
oh, like, you know, but it was just a lot of time.
To be so honest.
Exactly, doing the most.
So then, Buster got handcuffed, and then that happened.
This cop was talking to him, and he's like,
yeah, and Buster was telling him I'm dating Naomi.
Come to find out.
The cop was like, oh, really?
Because we were planning on going on a date together.
And Buster was like, what?
And this was, wow.
What?
She was with Buster.
Yes.
Shut up.
And Buster is faithful.
OK, that is a monogamous man.
Yeah.
He does not cheat.
No.
Because there's one thing I've heard about Buster is that he is loyal.
You understand.
Okay, you understand.
So, like, to me, I'm just like, how are you going to do him like that when he's being
so faithful, like a true king, a true ally, a true feminist?
Right.
So, yeah, I already have issues with her, and then her being birdphobic is just, you
know, the cherry on top.
Well, that's the thing too, and because that's why I have more respect for Buster, because
I was talking to Buster about this, I had no idea that him and Naomi were even involved,
I was just telling Buster about the bird phobic thing that happened to me and he was like, wait, you're kidding
Naomi, that's my girl. We were gonna get married and she's fucking bird phobic. You gotta be kidding me
He literally was like, I'll call the wedding off right now. I don't even care
He texted her saying what the fuck you're bird phobic. So Buster really like he's really about that. He does not play
Mm-hmm. Oh, no, no, he's a true ally like says 10 toes down like so
I think after hearing that for me when confirming to me that just like I don't know I take issue with Naomi
also this is unrelated but I met some I met some I think some of that you may know
who made up a some of that you may be talking to you know white face paint
really cool boys very chill lots of aura right you know gives like really bad
ass energy like yeah he gives top energy you know what I mean yes like someone I
know. And he mentioned that maybe you two were... Something was happening maybe? Is this
true? Perhaps. He asked me about saying the word homey. Yeah, he did say that. He did
say that maybe oh he said that I thought okay girl asking me about it I thought
you were the one that said that to him oh I said that's like the most I told him
I was like well that's kind of friends that's like a friend's only thing to say
yeah that's why that kind of threw me all off but this was I mean we've only
been on one date so like you know I don't really know like what the vibes are
It's still like super new
And I still have to go on the date with freakin Benji for from the VU for the auction. I'm sorry
Wait, wait, wait Benji. I'm Benji. No, Benji won my auction. Yeah
Do you know anything about him, I don't really know too much about yes, yes, yes, yes, oh girl
Oh girl, okay, so I found out the day of the auction that Benji is actually Ray
Mon's ex. Shut up. Dead ass. Yes. And like he kept trying so I was in the back with Ray.
Just like trying to like keep an eye on her so that she wasn't like bothered by
anyone. And he kept trying to come back there to speak to her. I was like get out
like you're not. This is like stuff holy. Like girl. I don't know. It's giving like
he gives like very like you know like dog with like bottom like energy you know
Which is totally fine. That's so fine. You know what I mean? Like that's okay. Like, you know, that's fine, but he
seems like he's
still into
Interay, yeah, but like I don't know like maybe that's wrong
But that's like when I'm speaking to Ray that's kind of what she was insinuating
She can kind of get him to do whatever he wants. So maybe you can have the same effect on him
Maybe like, you know, I kind of love that for her though. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm just you know, again
I'm like, you know, it was 15k like I'm gonna do what I gotta do and if he's cool if he's cool
You know, I'm not really stressing it, but yeah, I definitely right I would say that I
Definitely, you know, I do like Damian
So can I ask you? Mm-hmm. Do you like him in a way where you're not really interested and
anyone else
Um, I just well, I guess let's put it like this
So no one else in the city has really caught my eye the way that he has yeah
Yeah
He has that like unexplainable factor. Yeah, like unexplainable chemistry that you have with a person
Okay, I love that for you then I see you go on this date with Benji and you like get him to give you money or something
Like like you fought like, you know this kind of I think Ray said he was I think the word that she uses like he was
Obedient. Oh, okay. I like that
What she said is easy and obedient. I'm gonna be so honest. So maybe this is good for you. Okay. Wait
Why do you ask is there like have you heard any tea? Is there anyone that's no no? I haven't I haven't I haven't heard any
Okay, I
Like we'll walk up to a stranger and I'll be like what's your love life? Tell me everything. Okay. I just am super curious
No, I love that. I'm an open book
Yeah, and oh my god me too almost to a fall actually. Yeah
Complete strangers. Yeah. Oh my god. We're besties by the way. I'm doing illegal shit. I'm doing crime. Yeah
My name is Jordan Miles. My here's my you know, you know, yeah, let me go
I'm a bit trusting I fear me. Are you getting into crime? Um, a little bit. I dabbled like just some basic shit
I'm like raking in cars like nothing crazy, but
Okay, how are you making your money then?
Um, well, I would say a big chunk of my money definitely came from that VU auction and she's like, I don't know,
I'll go through a few shifts of burger shot every now and then and fucking do some Google rides.
Oh, so do you know I'm suing them?
Burger shot?
Yes, girl.
For what?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so more specifically, I'm suing Robert, the owner.
Yeah.
Um, yes, so basically when I first got to the city, he is such a,
He is such a, I agree, oh you're so based for that.
I love you for saying that.
When I first got to the city,
I like bought food from Burgershot
and then I went to the hospital right after.
I ate it and it got me sick.
And then this specific strain that I have
can pretty much only come from cross-contamination.
So the doctors confirmed and they even said like,
you probably ate at Burgershot
because that's where a lot of the illnesses were coming from.
And I tried to speak to Rob about it and I was like,
Yes, yep, it's if they're hand mishandling food. They don't wash your hands. That's exactly it. Yeah
So when I spoke to Rob about it, he was like, okay, I'll give you a week of free drinks
I'm like girl. Why would I want that if your food got me?
Except that and then he's like money, okay?
Yes. Yes, you're speaking my language exactly
So then he's like, okay, well then I'm gonna give you two drinks on the kid on the kid
We're going backwards, not forwards. We're going in the opposite direction.
He got the help.
He got the help?
So I said, you know what? I'm gonna sue you. Fine.
Good.
I got two lawyers. It's actually been filed and it's literally happening.
Oh my God, you know what's good for you. I hope you win your freaking case.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Can I ask you what, like, do you know him to be the owner?
Like, is that how you know him?
I mean, I've only ever had like two interactions with him.
I actually picked up a shift yesterday and he was like,
Who the hell are you? Who hired you? Why are you here?
And I was like, okay, chill out.
Like, I do, you know, I do.
show up and do some random shifts every now and then, but like, chill out, you know?
But yeah, I guess I know him as the owner.
I was about to head over there right now, actually.
Okay, so here's the T.
So in court, one of the ways that I might be able to win this lawsuit
is if we can prove that he is, in fact, the owner.
Because we have to hold him liable.
But there's no, like, documentation that says that he's the owner.
to get what I mean what if I like self-declared what if I like get it on like
Video or something of someone saying that he's the owner or something like that. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You're actually you're such a fucking genius
But how though I don't know I feel like I don't know I feel like I could have like Roxy be like
Oh, you're the owner, right? Because that they use well, they're not like together anymore
But I think they work together, but like I don't know I feel like he's
Yeah, like they kind of had like a thing
I think she's kind of mad at him right now, but I don't know. I have to see
Because I worry if you tell her
That it would get back because we can't I like we do this it has to be low key
That's true
Maybe I could just like honestly the walls in the office are pretty fit
So I feel like you know, you know, I hear whatever the hell they're talking about back there
Right and you you reported on video if you could do that. I
I I think that would be so key because if we can because I have a feeling when this goes to court
He's probably gonna go up on the stand and be like I'm not the owner. I never said I was only
Yes, so if we can get him saying it
Imagine he says that in court and then we play the tape that we like then he's like, oh, yeah
I'm not the owner or whatever and then we pull up
I'm trying to think who if there's like any other workers there that like really don't fuck with him
That would be like down to like you know like testify against him. I gotta think I trust you whatever you think like I would
Here's the thing. I would pay you but I think that would be like illegal and then you're yeah, right? No, don't worry about it
I'm over there. I'm over there a lot anyway, so it's like I'm just like I like to get the tea just you're so real
Thank you, and I mean to be fair. He is playing like five. He's playing like five different women
Okay, I'm like cheating on them like lying to them right so yeah, that's so like this is for the gorlies to exactly
The girlies as well. Exactly. Okay, whoever you
Whoever you trust. I think just be careful who we tell yeah, no, I'm not gonna say anything right now
I'm just coming to kind of just like just listen. I'm just gonna listen and see yes
Yes, and whatever you like if you get to you're you find also
If you see any like unsavory work conditions like we will blame the people that do it
But like food on the ground you could take a picture of or like people not washing their hands like
On go on below though on the low
Okay, perfect. Okay. Well, it's real. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll try it. All right
Yeah, I'm glad we talked. Yeah, I know it's nice talking to you or I'll see you around
Okay, I have to pee in, like, IRL so bad, so I'm gonna sit here for a second and, like,
be on my phone.
In the game.
Hold on!
I got a GPC!
Hold on!
I got a GPC!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
shit Benji texted me
The bathroom is right there, and I did wash my hands that time, actually.
Okay, let me get a car.
that. Frick. Frick! Yeah, do you need a ride somewhere?
Oh, yeah, can you bring me to Burger Shop? Yes, I got to.
Thank you.
map it. I have a car myself but my car got what is it called like towed or
whatever and I don't want to have to pay the fine. Yeah that's so real. So not me
just stealing cars. Hopefully I don't get pulled over. Have you been arrested yet?
You want to know what? Surprisingly no I haven't. I did have a run-in with the
police. I was in the car with Dixie and we just completely like she just drove
way and we got away somehow wait it was crazy yeah it was intense wait I kind of
love her for that I love Dixie dude she's so cool I love her also has the
ability of teleportation apparently which oh really she believes mm-hmm she
believes wholeheartedly she could teleport would you know impressive maybe
listen maybe you know with the 10 gifted outlaw ow with the 10 thank you outlaw
Sometimes thank you outlaw with the time. Oh really? Oh, I used to work at the hospital
But I'm gonna be so honest girl. I got fired because I got a felony
For what?
I got I got caught. Oh
Robin ATMs with my friend. Oh my god. I did I did get away
But I went back for her cuz like, you know no girl left behind right of course and when I did
She got away and then I got arrested also the clowns got me arrested and framed me
So they have I feel like the clowns on a lot of power in this city
They do they really do we wouldn't expect to be honest
All right, love, thank you so much. I really appreciate you. All right. I'll see you around anytime. We'll talk soon. Okay bet
Oh, is that some what's her name she's in her she's in her detective outfit again
Okie dokie, yeah, okie dokie.
Hey!
What's up?
at your tongue oh shit you gave me nowhere holy fuck you're so stunning
you just blew my mind away thank you I like that you still have your your
Farber outfit on top how's your how's your night going pretty good um just
chillin just left the hospitals talking to Jordan for a little bit I was like
Well, welcome to hell again.
Yeah, what happened to this guy?
He's...
Tomathy.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god, what happened here?
Tomathy, are you still fucking out here laying your dead here?
Here!
Ah!
Fuck!
That's so fucking funny!
Yeah, he's been laying here for like 15 minutes.
I've been back there shooting the shit.
My god, should we call someone?
Sorry, Tomathy.
I'm conscious. I don't have to talk to all his needed.
He gave me shakes.
So he's we live in separate apartments.
I don't have to on him.
It's not something we do.
Real OK. Yeah.
Don't you think you're fucking dead, bro?
Oh, OK.
Welcome. Oh, he's fine.
Yeah, I could have.
That's fine.
But then perfect evidence.
He just uses playing.
up silly guy
yeah
you better drink those meat shakes i gave him
that motherfucker
you told me that you son of a bitch
is there anything we could get for you man?
fuck you fuck you fuck you tell me that you're a bastard
yeah i'll do a meat shake
yeah i'll do a meat shake
did you run here did you drive?
no jordan gave me a ride
it was raining i didn't want to run
So what are you looking for today? A meat shake?
Yes, please. Thank you.
Is that your favorite?
It is.
What is it? I didn't know if I'd like it.
But I've grown to love it.
It's different, right?
Actually, blend...
There's nothing like it. What I do now is I blend
multiple meats together.
I take a flank steak,
a chicken breast
and a fillet
of fish.
Oh, I'm gonna try this.
Blend them together.
Blend them with tartar sauce.
And it creates this really robust texture in my mouth
when I eat it.
I eat it with a spoon.
Look at that mouthfeel.
A spoon cold.
It's cold.
It's cold.
It's not cooked either.
It's steak tartar with tartar.
Yeah.
Steak tartar raw.
And then it's chicken tartar,
Which is raw chicken breast and then it's a fish-tartar which is raw fish
And then I add a little tartar sauce, and I just blend it together
Right out of the blender. Yeah, see I'm jealous of you because you can't die right now soon do whatever you want
What's up
What are you guys without
as a prize. No, I just got here. I just got a shake. Thank you. Yeah, I was scuba diving.
Yeah, we went scuba diving. It was really cute.
Did you guys find anything good?
Got a lot of gold.
I found darkness and dust.
Oh, I should.
Yeah, don't bring up Carmella's trauma without finding anything.
That's okay, it's not for everyone, I guess.
Maybe next time I'll be better.
Not for everyone.
What can I get for you?
I love my school adventures.
What?
I can't hear you.
can't hear you
show me something at the studio by the way
you know you gotta show me something at the studio?
right now?
oh my god you know I've heard that one
oh it doesn't have to be that one I don't know
oh okay
man!
oh no!
the storm's coming soon so
oh yeah fuck it
I'm sorry I don't scare you I'm just saying penis
hi
penis
you want to chill here and then whatever it rains you can link up
yeah
okay
I'm down for that
I think he's going kind of fuck what am I supposed to do because I suppose I have to go to
Benji
Yeah, I mean, I really that's really all that happened was I almost freaking died and then
And then I was how'd you die?
You know, I was born in the car and someone didn't like that
Yeah
I know like 20 like a license for that
Probably move will figure it out. Do you have one?
No
No, no, she's not she wouldn't do that
I know I like it a good way yeah I know I feel like it'd be kind of good the lighting over there for selfies it's just so good is it really yeah
Ah
She's pretty good
Guys, he's starting an ASMR channel. I can't do it. I can't do it
He does not strike me as the type he's he's gonna do
Mouth noises they fucking hate it
Ew
I like ASMR
You're out of male ASMR channel, over and over about the slide.
The squishies, the chocolate keyboards, or whatever, it's all about those now.
No, no, no, no, ASMR is so over.
No, no, no, no, ASMR is so on.
It's a different version.
We have a boyfriend ASMR and more zoomer at ADHD fidget, yeah.
I can barely see anyone please. I'm always on the moon.
Right.
That is true. I'm never seen you stand still.
I know.
I can't even hear you because I'm on the moon.
No.
Oh, I love her.
I was in your ride to the debate the other day and like, as we got there, I didn't see her till the end.
She was running around all the fucking bleachers.
Wait, I actually have tea about that.
Wait, come here.
up
the
debate trying to like start drama is like
look look at them
together
and afford me if she tried
well okay see that's I was like no
like
And everyone was trying to get in my back and I was about to murder a bunch of people co-workers
Yeah, that's what I thought
We're friends adjacent
co-workers. Yeah, but yeah, Roxy tried to. I feel like she was just gassing out for me.
But she's like mad at herself in the photo. No, no, Dixie was you and Dixie.
Oh, I thought it was me and Roxy. No, Roxy sent me a picture of you and Dixie at the debate.
Oh, that's weird. Yeah. We were definitely there, but I didn't.
Oh, as homies.
Yep
Yeah, I think I think she's in the color pink right now. What was that?
Yeah, it's good that she's trying to look out for you, but also she's fucking like I rocks it gives me skips out vibes
In her basement, there's like giant drawing boards of just a bunch of string connecting the dots is something something
something this is why Berger shot is on an ancient Indian burial ground type shit
right but I mean it's like she means well oh no she's great yeah right she's
lovely skippets fantastic lover an aged a friggin day okay yeah no I'm not
interesting okay shout out okay good to know course also I feel like this is a
good time to let you know I drown with we did that wait okay I have to go on
this freaking date with Benji I need poor soul I know they just gave me a
I said as soon as you're ready
You're ready to hang out with someone with the personality you have my number. I know what I don't know
When or where but I'm just telling you that I have to do that at some point
You know, I'd be kind of to you just ghost him
What contract did you sign I know that's true
That's I took $15,000 from
I
Realistic hey look here. We'll come up with something. Why don't you just have a date here at burger shop, huh?
Dress up as your waiter. Okay, we'll get hubcap for someone and we'll just fucking will fuck the entire thing up
Okay, I kind of love that
Put on a fake mustache. They'll never know it's me, but doesn't he do security here? He knows you
Now with a must-have.
And he was here the freaking day that I came in and everyone was like freaking out and made it so obvious.
You underestimated the power of a must-have.
Do you really think you putting on a must-have is going to make you look that different?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you-
I'll figure it out.
Okay.
If you think so.
That's fine with me.
What?
I'll get pub capping.
Cap and baby
Maybe this track about
We'll figure it out. You know how to be it. We'll make it terrible. Okay. I thought I'm scared
And then I can take you on like a proper one, you know, and then be fine. Okay deal
Alright well, so you want to meet back here the storm. Yeah, okay. Absolutely. All right sounds good
We're all gonna die
Bye, I have a safe storm everyone
Bye. Oh my god. What is that?
Is it a tornado?
Why would you say that?
Where? Where?
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, okay.
Oh my god, I have a feeling tonight is gonna be a freaking movie bro. I have to go on a day with Benji
I have to go on a day with Benji
Damien's gonna hijack the day
Be the waiter at
And then Damien said he wants to go to the studio. Oh my god
And he has to show me something.
Oh my God.
Dude, this is going to be hilarious.
This is going to be hilarious.
Someone said make him a little jealous.
But here we say, he said,
I'm only interested in the color pink right now.
Yeah, he only likes Vivian.
Cleared up all the rumors
What about your meat shake I'll stop my meat shake will be okay after the storm Haley's comment with the 10
Thank you. Haley's comment with the 10 gifted
Thank you, Haley's comment
I don't really remember what he looks like, honestly, I have to see what he looks like.
I'm kind of scared.
Cutie lid with the 5!
Thank you cutie lid with the 5 gifted!
I got 19k people here, invested in the no-pixel T. This is going to be exciting.
Excited, exciting!
Hobo-Dobo with the 5!
Thank you Hobo-Dobo with the 5!
I think I'm good to boot it back up now, huh?
I'm just gonna open it back up see what happens. Thank you hobo dobo
Thank you hobo dobo 20k shit
Y'all are in for a treat. I think this is about to be good. So if anyone's
If anyone just joined I just have that no pixel like the last like 30 minutes. I
Did my my
Vanilla unicorn auction was won by Benji so I have to go on a date with him
Damien's had an idea that we do the day at burger shots. He could pretend to be our waiter
And then then he said he's gonna take me on a proper one after
So we'll see he's gonna take Vivian on a proper date. Oh outlaw. Oh, W with the five gifted. Thank you outlaw. Oh, W with the five
Malo 51 51 with the five as well. Thank you. Malo with the five and lilac rain with the five
Thank you, Lilac.
Rain!
Thank you.
Again, no meta gaming.
Don't jump in people's chats telling them what to do.
Just let whatever the fuck happens,
like just chill and watch and see what happens.
I'm going to do the thing where I open task manager and then it's going to do it every
time.
Every time I have to open task manager for it to load.
This server is not available for the public to play for this.
The NoPixel, I think there's a,
is there a public version of the NoPixel server,
but this one that I'm in, no,
it's not available to the public.
But they do have a public version of it.
The NoPixel 4 is public, okay.
Oh four is whitelist only okay all right good morning everyone good is that Benji
Oh
Hey, Roxy
Are you sure okay, okay, I trust you I trust you I'm coming
You said you're gonna catch me what's it I think that's Benji
That's okay you tried
All good all good enjoy day
What if he calls me right now, oh my god, I'm gonna act like I don't know him
I have too many things let me drink let me drink something
Um, do you, um, the modeling job?
Okay.
Make some quick cash?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah?
Okay, no, they just got in a bad accident over there.
Um, okay, I'm about to go to Burger Shot right now.
Oh.
Do you know Benji?
Me or Rod?
Oh, you know what, actually I do.
Oh, he?
Okay, I'll meet you there.
Wait, what happened?
It may be Jane.
Hey!
Oh hey!
I'll text you. I'll text you. I'll call you too.
You're welcome, Jane.
Yeah, I'll call you when I'm free.
Oh hey. I'll see you then. Okay.
What's your name?
Um, Ricky.
Ricky. Nice to meet ya.
I'm Vivian.
You talking about Benji over there?
Uh, yeah.
He won the auction at the Vanilla Unicorn.
I have to go on a date with him.
Do you know him?
Oh, he's a good guy.
He is?
Okay.
Yeah, he gave me like $5,000.
What a gentleman.
And his car I'm driving right now?
He gave it to me.
Really?
You know what he sounds like a stand-up guy.
So nice.
Oh, okay. It's good to know. Yeah, I don't know too much about him, so I was just trying to get some info.
Good guy, good guy.
How's your morning going?
It's going fantastic.
It's good. What are you about to get into today?
Got a beat network and then probably do some driving around cruising. I guess I don't really know right now
Well, this is a nice car, so I don't blame you. Oh
Anyway, here you go. Thank you. I appreciate that
No problem. Have a good one
What a nice guy oh
Carla she's a teleporter
Okay, okay, I'm pretty sure that was Benji at the apartments, but I'm not sure
I'm just gonna wait till he hits me up
Benji saved my fucking life. Oh hubcap is that you?
Yeah, are you good what happened?
I accidentally punched myself in the guts.
Ah, do you want me to call someone?
No, I'll be fine.
You're good?
Okay.
Just give me a second.
Get to my breath, you know.
All right, if you need anything.
Yeah, just yell, yes.
Sometimes I punch myself in the guts.
In the guts?
Like, oh, god.
Yeah.
I feel something.
Oh.
Exactly.
It's like, man, I just gotta feel something in this life, and then I go, boom!
And it hurts and I'm like why'd I do that okay you know what I feel that yeah
That's just life sometimes
It's the way of life. It's the way of the life
It's the way that life comes at you so fast. You know what I mean?
inspirational
Thank you so much. Yeah, I thought about that all day
First time I've say it out loud. It's not bad
How's everyone's storm? You guys good? Oh yeah, I got wet. Me too. Nice. How about you, Damien?
Yeah, give him a sec. He likes to build himself up to talk about how many years. Right, right,
no, no, and I totally understand that. It's embarrassing, you know what I mean? Like it's
It's hard to just come out and say that to other people, you know.
Yeah, no, yeah.
No, for sure.
So, yeah.
Yeah, so.
He's just, he's working on it.
Yeah, I mean, you know.
He's got great, great confidence.
Yeah, no.
He's a nice guy.
He'll nail it.
He'll nail it.
Well, yeah, I got pretty wet.
Okay, good.
I mean, it's a storm, you know, that's kind of what you want to happen.
It is, yes.
What happened?
Okay.
A little wax on them.
Oh, no, you're good.
uh did you get wet during the storm did you get wet we got wet yeah oh really good for you
we're gonna branch okay we're on Vivian
whoa yeah that's yeah well if you count that that's lovely lovely dps poetic yeah it is
Yeah, I take down their name number, call them in a couple hours, yes.
Call them, you call them?
Yeah, I just need to borrow it for a bit.
Unless I total it then, that's no problem.
That's fair and accurate.
Hello, Ken, how are you doing today?
I'm good.
I think you are.
We're just talking about how wet we got during the storm.
Did you get wet or?
Oh no, I got trapped inside of a shack and I thought I was gonna die in there.
Ooh, that's scary.
In the shack? Where? Where?
Up in Grape Seed.
What the hell?
Eww!
That was really scary.
Stayed in the shack?
Yeah, I'm...
Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I got out, I got out.
You know, the storm kinda blew the roof off the place I climbed out.
Good.
Good, good.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, shit.
That'd be pretty scary.
Well, you're okay.
You're okay.
Hey guys, what's going on?
Hey, what's up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's up?
What's up?
Alright, it'll be time.
I don't know.
I'm out, I hear you're going on your date today, VVVVC.
Yeah, with Benji.
Well, it's today.
Well, I think so.
I'm actually not sure.
Oh, I just dropped Benji off at the clothing store. He said he was getting ready for it.
Oh, really? Oh, please.
Fuck, how come I need you?
Hi.
What?
He said I need you.
He said I need him.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I was concentrating on this.
Don't you have to have the idea to do the date here?
Oh, okay.
It's not a bad idea.
Yeah, he said he was going to wear a mustache or something to go undercover, but I don't know.
I think Benji's still gonna recognize him.
I don't know, Benji's pretty stupid.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, maybe it'll be fine then.
I think it'll be nice to prove.
Yeah, I don't even think he knows what I look like or anything to be honest, so I think it should be fine.
Yeah.
He might just go with it.
Yeah, maybe.
Oh god, but I didn't know he was like getting a new outfit and everything, like...
I know how do I say I don't know like suggest to do the date at burger shop. Should I text him or something?
I don't know yes, say the burger shop do that. Okay. Should I text him you could just you could just like to the view sponsoring it at
burger shop
No, they're like I'm going home at burger shop
They're on hopefully want it want it
Okay, what should I say?
Okay, let me see. How do I word this?
I
Just you could just like make it sound like it's already happening. Hey, I'll be at burger shop shortly for burgers
I'll be at burger shop
I'll be at burger shop
I'll be at burger shop whenever you're ready for our date
All right, cool
Alright, let me go inside, it's getting hot out here, let me empty these pockets of
mine
Damn let's do bullshit
I see you there perfect why can't I put this in the fucking oh I can't put the
berries in the garbage all right he answered sorry okay I need you
Oh my god, he's like really planning.
We're doing just the mommying.
I'm scared.
Hi.
Hey, Okie.
What's seeing you two?
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
Oh my god, they're planning like a whole...
Fuck, I can't...
I can't hear.
I'm just gonna wash my hands.
okay you're fine you got this Vivian it's gonna be fine nothing to worry about
you just it's just the auction you just got to do it
it's gonna be fine just gonna sit down just just gonna sit down and wait
Nice.
Maybe totally fine.
I live in Pardionia, I don't care.
Hello, what's going on?
What can I thank you on our farm?
Can I get two Blader Combos?
Thank you, Mark.
This is girl at the counter.
She's cute.
Two Blader Combos.
Two Blader Combos.
Two Blader Combos.
Two Blader Combos.
Two names.
That Cass.
I like her.
also pardon me
daddy's house
lovely weather we're having
oh fucking tits down in a second
there you go, I'm perfect, I go that front
the shape man, are you my friend?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go put on a waiter outfit.
We'll figure it out.
Hey, yes.
Two glitter combos for, uh, Cass.
We'll get those fries.
Wait.
Hey, Okie.
There we go.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
All right.
Is it going here?
Oh my...
Where's the...
Sorry.
Is he gonna run to the clothing store? He's never gonna make it there in time.
Oh my god, I'm so scared.
If you cannot put the fries in the basket.
Say it like that.
That's not, I'm gonna give Benji a chance. I mean, don't like, you know, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, it's still would be nice to meet him. See what he's about.
He's not problem. Teamwork is dream work, baby.
Yeah, no, I'm not changing my dress. I don't have time
I'm keeping my eye out for him to see if he
He walks down
Can everyone can everyone like and repost my post on socials
Good morning good morning
Okay, it's my safety umbrella
Keep my eyes closed until all you come to burger shock it is my eyes are only for you
Yes, yes, yes, yes, hello, hello, great to meet you nice to meet you
I thought it was a whole ass scam over there in the VU.
Oh no, they sent me the money a few days ago, I was wondering how the hell am I supposed
to get in contact with this person, I don't know.
I
How does this even fucking work, man? Is this not a little bit awkward?
I mean, I don't know. Like, tell me about yourself.
I mean, can you tell me why you went up for auction?
Okay, well, I went into the Vanilla Unicorn a couple weeks ago
because I had heard that it was their grand opening and I wanted to see what was going on.
And I went in there and there was no one in there.
And the poor manager, Adriana, was crying and she was so upset.
She was like, London, none of my girls showed up. I'm so upset.
like okay well you know like I could help if you need more girls yeah I just kind of
felt bad and so then she was like yeah sure she hired me and I'm sorry you're
on your phone no sorry just somebody that's behind me hovering and yes I
just told her that I would I would help her out and
So yeah, and I need a little extra money too. So I was like, why not?
Hello. Welcome to Burger Shot today, guys.
Hello.
You're here for a special day.
Welcome. You're being a real big thank you.
Do anything for you on your big day here. Let us know.
Big day.
Oh, hey, hello.
Is it your birthday?
Um, no, it's not.
You guys are having a special day today here.
Are we here?
And, uh, oh,
we'll have a rain or, uh,
attainment and a whole big thing.
I don't know, I don't think that's necessary.
Yeah, absolutely good.
Benji, when you were working last, you mentioned about your hemorrhoids.
Is that cleared up?
Why?
My hemorrhoids?
What the fuck?
Did you have the cream?
Did you have the cream?
Yeah, I do.
That's why I left you the cream in the back of the ponders.
Did you get it?
Jesus Christ, he's loud.
Your hemorrhoids are cleared up?
Oh, okay.
See you later.
Yes, yes, yes.
Good luck today, guys.
Love you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yes.
From the burger shop.
Oh, hello, Ken.
Oh, can I take you guys's burgers?
Oh, you're going to come for the date?
Oh, brother.
Um, I'll just do a cheeseburger.
I think it's just an in here situation.
I'll have, you know what?
I'll have some fries.
Okay.
And a water please.
Would you like to try our new?
our new boiling hot soda Benji it's actually quite popular okay a what one
boiling hot soda
it's the special today just for you Benji
I uh no thank you
I literally rounded up the truth
you know what sure why not
boiling hot soda I'll let it cool off before I drink it
Well, we'll have that we'll get that right away for you
Two money shot combos
And don't worry it's on the house
Okay, so I need to tell you
Okay, yeah tell me
I was very intrigued
announcer was screaming out that you were part chicken right was that correct and I got very
curious and actually when I was trying to bid somebody else won the bid yes I did hear that
exactly but unfortunately well I guess I don't know I guess how you see it they were apparently
fake they came back to me and they were like would you like to still bid and I said okay sure why
And at the same time when this was happening
There was a friend of mine that kept on fucking freaking the fuck out
And he's apparently like crazy about you
Wait, seriously?
Yes, seriously
And I brought her along here today
Just so she can meet you and stuff like that
Oh, right there
Oh my god
Zephyr, come over here, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm excited to meet her.
Can I use your microwave real quick?
She's right here.
Hi!
Hi!
Can we sit down next to each other?
Yeah, have a seat.
Okay, I'll sit down next to you.
There you go.
This is my friend Zephyr, who has claimed herself as my secretary somehow.
This is Vivian, Zephyr.
Zephyr, nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm Vivian.
Nice to meet you.
Are you nervous? You don't have to be nervous.
No, no, I'm not nervous at all. No, no, no. I mean, stop lying to her.
He said he just said I was obsessed with you. That's how he introduced me, so I need to tell him a little bit.
You know, I don't know if it's like, you know, I just think you're pretty. That's all I hear.
Thank you. That is so sweet. Were you at the Vanilla Unicorn that night?
Yeah.
Everybody else, whisper please.
Thank you.
She tried to bid, but she only had $5,000.
Oh, but even you know.
I only had $500.
But the thought definitely counts, right?
It's the thought that counts, right?
Yeah, of course, of course.
I have a dream.
I thrive on it.
My chaos is my blood.
Thank you for coming.
I really appreciate that.
Even though it was only $500, I still appreciate you
bidding on me.
Yeah.
And then, like, Benji, he was gonna back out and not date you, and then I was like, no, I'll take the date.
You know, Benji, Benji didn't even care, he didn't even want the date!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I was very curious about everything.
Ladies first.
Okay.
Oh, thank you.
How are you slimy right now?
Hold on.
Tramps and spills.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I, I, I did care.
Oh, no!
You know, you know, he, he doesn't really care, you know.
Oh my god, what's with you spilling all over me?
It's like it's hard to reach over there.
She's even saying, hold on, hold on, I have the boiling soda.
Careful, don't spill it.
Oh my god!
Oh Jesus Christ, Benchie, are you okay?
Ken!
Oh, what the fuck is the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh, I'm swinging my hair.
Jesus Christ! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh skate!
Well, it's nice to meet you though, Zephyr.
That's your name, Zephyr?
Yeah, Zephyr. Zephyr Cade.
Zephyr Cade.
Oh no, that's why you don't have the umbrella.
Did you enjoy your daydream experience here today?
It's so loud.
I'm sick of hearing your voice.
Benji, Benji, why do we have a date here?
What the fuck looks like storms are approaching
Yeah, let's just go over here.
Boiling hot soda on my lap, but I had to clean up.
This is so funny. Holy fuck. Oh my god.
What in the universe is happening?
I don't know. Honestly, I have no idea.
Yeah, well, they're my feet.
That is a statement.
Oh, wait, they're your feet? Yeah.
That's, yeah, she's part chicken, remember? Yeah.
Yeah, I...
Okay. You know what? So...
I can dig it. I can dig it. Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. What?
Okay, now I feel like I can hear people now.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
What exactly were you expecting for the day, Vivian?
Because I'm a little bit confused about how this all works.
I'll be honest.
Honestly, I thought we would just meet up for a little bit,
shoot the shit.
And yeah, honestly, they didn't really give me any rules.
I had no idea what to expect either.
So yeah.
I see.
OK, well, let me just fix from my end, OK?
First of all, I never thought that this was going to be
anything like romantic or anything like that.
And that's totally fine.
Yeah.
I've been celibate for like seven fucking years.
Good for you.
And honestly, because I won the auction, I was just gonna...
Okay.
I hate doing it.
He was gonna abandon you.
He was gonna abandon you.
And you wanna know what?
Are you serious?
I wouldn't even been mad mad.
I already got paid.
No, no, no.
I was gonna take you to do some shit.
You were gonna what?
I was gonna take you what to do some illegal shit go and rob something oh my
gosh you would have made me do it yes because I have a cry zephyr I'm about
to reject you from this date because I'm allowed you this day that you didn't
bid on okay I love you but you gotta relax you're slimy me up a little bit
here what I was gonna say was there's a severe lack of people that are able to
help me do certain jobs and I was going to try and persuade you to be a person
that would help me but why is there a lot of people you know what I asked
myself that maybe it's because I may keep making friends with people that are
that like to fall asleep a couple of hours ago maybe it's my fault okay I
I mean, you could have just asked. I'm not opposed to that either.
Yeah. Listen, if you're not, if that's not your cup of tea, that's no problem, but hey,
I'm there if you are. You know what I mean?
You know what? If you're down to be homies and do some, some crying every now and then,
I'm not, I'm not opposed to that.
Dad?
I'm so fucking lootly. That's all I was, so Zephyr here was, who's this?
Dad?
Who is, who is this?
Don't you remember me dad?
Jesus Christ.
No, who are you?
I'm your son.
Oh my God.
What's your name?
You don't remember your own son's name.
Oh my God, plotless.
Okay, I will have a talk with all of you from Burger Shop very soon.
I am the head of security there, don't you forget.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
What the hell is going on?
I'm the head of that.
Okay, well then be a good little boy, good-looking-to-god-damn restaurant.
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Kids nowadays, man. Jesus, I know.
I swear to God, I love that right now. What is happening with Burger Shot today?
I don't know, something's in the air. I don't show it to you, look, it's two days and they're tweaking.
Something's in the air.
I'm sorry.
Okay, well, I mean, I'm happy with that, I'm down, man.
Alright, perfect. But Zephyr on the other hand,
Obviously has another agenda because she thought
You all dank ass has been slamming me ever since we sat down are you gonna continue slamming me or what?
No, no, no, I'm not okay. Then I will stop here. Zephyr is a great person Vivian
Okay, she's very nice when she doesn't have an ulterior motive
So, you know, it's only you I have an ulterior motive with
me
What the? What happened? Am I cursed today or something? What is going on here, man?
But anyway, Vivian, I... Yeah, there's something in there today. I'm glad we got to me and I'm glad we won the auction here.
And I guess we'll do something at some point, right?
Yeah, and you know, Zephyr, I'd love to get your contact info.
There you go. Boom!
You owe me for this. You owe me for this.
share I'll share I owe you I owe you I owe you you owe me this so let me out
anymore I promise you're just so easy to you okay so easy to while up I hate you
you you just stop being so easy to make bad okay I'm sensitive nowadays I can't
I can't fucking help it all right perfect all right well yeah um there you go
Oh, yeah, if you want to do some crimes ever nice to meet you. I hope I get wait no no no no
That that would be too awkward. That would be too awkward. You hit me up. Oh, okay. Okay. I'll hit you up
I want to do some crackly. Okay. All right
Do I hate you up or do you have a little bit of both either or no, I mean, yeah
Of course not
You want a cigarette? You want a cigarette?
Yes, I want a cigarette, please.
She's having a panic attack.
Just have a smoke.
You want a cigarette? You want a cigarette?
I've got a cigarette. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, there you go, there you go.
Okay, you're good.
Alright, we're good.
Alright, well, I'm glad we're all
we also need to kind of be on the same page now.
Yeah, holy fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm wet now from that fucking boiling soda, man.
that fucking boiling soda man okay i really thought that was going so yeah me too i don't
what the fuck i have no idea what that was about yeah me neither i couldn't even tell you
but vivian i do have to know what's this excuse me what's your problem anyway
so yeah vivian what's this all like part chicken thing about how did that happen um yeah so
My mom is half chicken, so I am a quarter chicken. It only really affected my feet
So yeah, that's pretty much it
Who? Oh, wow the chicken was the chicken the mom or the dad? Yeah, my mom is my mom is half chicken
So her dad was full chicken
Oh
Order, yeah, your your grandpa is okay, right, right
He's still alive. Oh, it used to be dad. Okay. Yes
Yeah, she's still kicking she's not fucking if you will that's what I told you that's what I wanted to find out about you never know
Okay
That's interesting, man. Yeah, but uh, you feel like you run faster than other people
you know what a little bit I do I do okay then that's perfect for the jobs we're
gonna do okay perfect okay I forgot my dad died he's rotisserie yeah but uh well
that's it that's all there is to me just a little chicken and down for some crime
okay okay you kind of do some odd jobs I pick up some shifts at burger shot
every now and then. I do psychic readings also. I'm trying to make some music. So I'm
kind of a little all over the place, but.
All right, all right. Yeah. Okay.
I would like to do some news. I'm the number one news reporter in Los
Santos. Wait, okay. Do you wait? Do you work with the LSBN or a different
company? Yeah. Oh, I work. Oh my God. I just what? Okay, wait, I just did it.
An article in the last paper. I was in oh, yeah, it was about me being a chicken and April Fooze attacking me
Oh, wait. Oh, what April did? Yeah, it was animal cruelty. What does she attack you?
She just did
It was awful terrible you could read about it in the pretty chill
Yeah, I know I might oh
Yeah, I see take what's good
But yeah, what are you guys gonna get into today?
Yeah, well I'm gonna go into Burger Shad and find out what the fuck that was.
Yeah, I was probably gonna go back in there too.
Yeah, it was great to meet you and I'll be waiting for the call, all right?
All right, all right.
All right, Zephyr, don't get too nervous and freak out.
It's okay, Zephyr.
Okay, I'm gonna be totally normal.
No more gay panic.
I am going to have perfect.
Hey, Tig. What's up?
Not a lot. Just, um, was coming down.
How you doing?
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I just had to do a date with Benji for the Vanilla Unicorn option.
It was more, I don't even really know. I would definitely not consider that a date.
Oh, here they all come. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, yep. Here comes everybody.
Hey, everyone.
You know what, David, you're right. I barely recognized you.
you thanks most dash really good I was great I have the best friends around okay
so turns out yeah he didn't even really give a fuck about the day it was his
friends it was interested in me yeah we have the plot twist oh yeah you might
Yeah, she said she was at the review that night.
She's calm.
Yeah, Ben, she just wants people to do crime with.
She's got a lot of anxiety.
Yeah, she was a little anxious.
And she's real...
like, I was paid to give her a lap dance and she was just like...
the whole time.
Yeah, she seemed very nervous.
The worst lover I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, I mean, she means well, but uh, yeah.
So I guess it went as well as it could have went
He was really confused as to why everyone was acting so weird so that's good
That's good
Thanks for doing that guys
All right
I got this
It's pretty funny. I know fuck. Well, you probably wouldn't do that for a long time. Yeah, it was crazy
Watch was burnt
I don't think it's Damien.
Of course.
Is he in there now?
Oh, Bingeesons calling you right now.
Oh jeez.
No.
Oh, she's calling you right now.
Yeah, what's up?
you didn't want me to be on that date is that why you try to spill boiling soda on me
what do you mean I want nothing for the test
don't fucking lie to me just tell me the truth what were you trying to do
time to go
oh no I just tripped I swear a busy song
bro brother brother brother
no I wasn't like
dig
on a date date right
are you ridiculous
boy your car rolls fast
No, yeah, of course
Works dudes we just need out of here like now
Well, it's tens almost problem for the next
oh okay oh no he'll be fine he has to buy
oh no Ken Ken is actually really good at tackling I saw him like the air like a
fucking turn like a torpedo geez good for me I only go to the studio for a
little bit okay sounds good any progress on any of your songs yeah actually
Yeah, there's something to play.
Fuck yeah, I'm excited.
Oooh!
Hatchings, I mean greetings, Vivian.
Am I able to get that tarot reading today?
I wrote another song, like I finished all the lyrics and everything.
I feel like it's not one that's gonna translate to like,
being sangaka-poka.
Oh, okay.
little I guess have to wait till um you know stuff is like produced on it you know yeah nice yeah it's
called Roxanne. Oh!
It reminds me of like kind of like a cross between Roxanne you know the one
with us you don't actually like um and Jolene
oh i love that song okay i was gonna say
pork and saba i think it's gonna be a real
earworm
you call it rolling
What?
Oh, no, it's about Roxie.
Wow.
Called Roxie?
She's a home wrecker.
Oh.
Sounds cool, baby.
He's cool.
Your chariot has arrived.
Thanks.
All right.
It was really close.
We were really good at that.
Oh my God.
We got out of there with the perfect time.
In the stew, in the stew, in the stew, in the stew.
The fucking mustache is killing me so bad.
Still on the burger show you'd have warned.
Three o'clock out.
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
No, we love Tig stop.
Tig is allowed to come and hang out with us, whatever she wants.
She's known Damien for way, way longer than I have.
So please.
That's family right there to Damien.
It's like when you see birds fly into windows because it's so clean.
He's taken after me.
Really? Do you fight with other birds?
Yeah, sometimes I fly into windows a little bit though. Just a bird thing.
Ah, you attacked them too?
Once I came out and there was a bird attacking my mirror on my car?
Mirror sometimes, yeah.
Sometimes they freak me out a bit.
Me too, me too actually.
You know, they're kind of creepy.
Yeah.
I've been working on this.
What?
So what are you working on?
I'm working on like I said, rock, sea, and then I finished Ignite it, and then I have someone who's working on Mystics Remain now.
Nice. Very exciting.
Yeah.
Well, the next one after that, oh, and I did send my favorite Polish flavor to somebody, so hopefully that one gets more going too.
I love that one.
Yeah.
I'm glad.
And instrumentals too, I don't know.
I don't have anything yet.
Yeah, it's um, oh, what was his name? His name was, oh, let me see, but it should be my phone.
Sparky Kane.
Oh, SK, yeah, SK.
SK? I sent it to him.
Hopefully he will figure it out. If not, then they might be able to get him some ideas, you know.
Yeah, that'll be interesting.
So let me get out of there alive.
Oh my god, that was scary when he started running outside.
Yeah, he's a scary man sometimes.
I guess that's good that he's head of security then.
Yeah, it's fine
Guys, okay, I'm not playing this song. Yeah, I'm playing the song at the casino opening. Jamie. It has no idea
What was that inspired me?
I wrote you a song really inspired me over the last
Fortunately the engineer that I was gonna send it to decided to
Ask me to answer the SATs and questions for doing a mix instead of just taking my money like a good engineer
And so it's not gonna be
As good of condition as it will be but whenever I fully release it
It'll be in a lot better seat. I'm sure it's perfect. So let me know what you think. Okay?
Please don't say that I'll die all alone
Please don't say you're living
We are my own
Zephyr, get off my phone right now
I see the light in your eyes
It's burning bright and pink
My attack, guys!
So sorry to break my God
Make a decision, you'll need a sleep
Let us all average together
So much but better
Oh
That is so cute
Check it out
no
no gellets no no hug
not yours a second
well you know deep in my soul that's ain't nothing left
that's pain and the sorrow where my skeleton
It's so emotional!
Woo!
Oh my god!
Woo!
You're leaving me on my shoulders
I keep my eyes on this thing
Nothing lasts as great as it's so long
My soul is left on the road
Help
Come on
Damien, oh my god!
That was incredible!
Thanks, I must ash wrote it.
Oh my god, I loved that.
That's so sweet.
You wrote that for me?
I'm glad you liked it.
Yeah, of course.
It's so good.
I wrote it after we tried.
Really?
That's so sweet.
That entire song is very much about the, you know, if you listen to the lyrics, it's very
much like the, uh, what we went through that day.
We'll never forget that day.
We just gotta keep doing them and then more songs will come out.
It's like the softest, most delicate I've ever heard him sing.
I just want you to know you brought a side of him I've never seen before.
I don't know if I like them, maybe I should burn it.
No, no, no, no, no, it's so good.
No, it's emotional.
It's, oh, it's so good.
Like really, really beautiful.
I'm glad you like it.
It's not a lot better when I actually get it mixed.
No, I thought it sounded great already.
Thank you.
But yeah, I hope I'm glad you enjoyed it.
So good!
So good!
I'm still in charge.
Wow.
That one blew me, you know, it blew me really well, I mean, it took me off my feet.
I blew you, Tig.
You know what?
He kind of did.
He kind of did.
Yeah.
It's not offensive to you.
Did he blow you, too?
I wish.
Oh.
Oh, well, no, no, it did pull me away. It's it
Fantastic
All right, what do you guys want to do now?
I'm gonna take you can Thomas alive. Oh, yeah, yeah, probably
I just feel like Damien. Oh good you're alive. Damien is just not the um
Oh, it's Taja boys. He doesn't give a physical touch type. Okay, that's cool. And you didn't tell
him that it was it was all me, right? No, no, no, I did I did not. Can I owe you the biggest god
favorite? I told him because I ship you and Vivian and not Vivian and Zephyr. Honestly, that's base.
That's fine. That's believable. Okay, cool. All right. Well, I owe you a giant goth favor if you need anybody depressed or anybody
Emotionally manipulated, you know who to call right? Oh great wonderful. I might have your welcome later. All right. We'll see
Perfect. I will gaslight them into oblivion. I will may ruin their life emotionally. All right. Good. Bye
Perfect, you need therapy when they're done with me love to hear it anyway
Whoo hit the road
No, what do you want to guys want to go do you guys want to do some like scuba diving or something
I never want to touch water again. Yeah
Yeah
We drowned oh I drowned last time too. You know, you know how like the whole concept of Titanic is to not let go
She let go so fucking fast I did I did that's okay though
It's understandable yes, but I didn't probably know I don't know what I hit when I was feeling
like perfectly healthy and then I jumped in the water and I just fell in the car.
Oh, you know what, when I was diving I think I kept hitting my head on the bottom.
Ouch.
So I think that helped facilitate my drowning.
Well, um, what else besides, um, water activities, I mean, is there boating or something?
I don't know, I just don't want to be in the water, you know.
I don't know about a boat, uh, I don't have access to a boat myself.
Shooting range?
Is there a shooting range?
Um, let's stop by the clothing store and get out of this burger and shot out of it.
Yes, we're like only a block away
If we could go to like um the swim or something like in a pool versus like you know
I like that idea
Oh, that's right. Oh, that's following Damian. Yeah, sometimes the great idea, a lot of times it's not him. Directionally impaired.
I wish it was a freaking water park
Oh, wait, we're going
Yeah, we're gonna go swimming
sure okay I'm ready to go swimming so okay no no no you guys time I'm just
always ready to get wet me too I mean it's like not the deepest pool but you
can dive off of Kavana into the water so that's pretty fun we have that in
multiple colors
Why do they have some of the tops and then not some of the bottoms?
There was a camel one.
What if I do the camel set?
Or should I do the camel or the crosses?
This is cute.
Camo?
you won't find those anywhere else
uh-huh
I should probably uh stop by a place and shave my mustache
Yeah, um, yeah
Actually across the street from where we were
The back what about the back
I got to save it.
Okay.
Ooh, nice slides.
Let's go.
Good.
Come on, Tick.
Sorry, I was texting my boyfriend, but he's-
The pink slides?
Hey!
On the sausage game?
Yeah.
I heard that he got stabbed by one of his girlfriends.
But it wasn't him, right?
Yes, I didn't know that.
Did you call them the sausage guys?
Seems a little strange, right?
Well, that one's your boss.
I mean, after that song, I'm feeling disrespected.
I'm not calling them the sausage guys.
I'm meant to you and your accomplishments in music than it is to him.
Okay, oh
I can't wait to fill
Favorite Polish flavors out. I think that one's gonna do really well. I'm gonna be so good slap, bro. Yeah, I
Could do a different hairstyle too
Guys the song was so good
uh i want to show him my bullsh**
nomination off of me
i feel better
nothing looked like it would be itchy
oops, excuse me
oh, don't worry about me
what you think I wait what are you trying to say man you fucking saying I
should wear a mustache if you want to little Bob you think you just come in
here if I can say that I should wear a mustache
No country, who are you?
Whoever
Okay, yeah fair enough. Can I give you a good find it? All right, let's go. All right. Have a good day
Love you. Love you too
If I wasn't sure that that man was a moron I would have beat the fuck out of it
Okay, so I am a little peck- Oh!
Damien!
No!
Damien!
Oh, that's not very nice.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
There's a scooter.
Okay, okay.
Little fuck that scooter.
Yeah, fucking scooter.
Oh, the scooter's right.
I'm gonna go grab some food from the convenience store, because, um, I'm gonna go grab some
I'm actually kind of hungry. Yeah, that sounds good. I should grab some stuff.
I'm done for a little snack. Like a picky-nick or something.
Where is this thing? Okay, here we are.
Where is it?
Right here.
How the liquor store we're really getting good cuisine, huh? It's like, uh...
Well, I don't know if they're gonna have any food, but I mean if they've got beers maybe we should grab those too.
Hello? Ah, come in and look around.
Can I freaking click it?
Thank you so much!
Oh a beer! I've never had a freaking beer!
I'm gonna get two beers!
I'm feeling crazy.
Why is a beer cheaper than a fuckin' um, soda?
Like at like fuckin' Burger Shop.
We have a lot of cameras in here!
Okay.
And a pack of cigarettes.
Have a nice day!
What what the what the signs say wait hold on one second
What's that lost cock where
Where I don't see a lost cock
I hope we find him.
I hope we find him.
Sorry.
It's alright, gotta wait for great things, Zarya.
Okay, I like this spot a lot, so I'm gonna take you guys there.
It's got a nice pool.
You can jump off the cabana, you can like dive into the pool for me, it's really cool.
Uh, the pool's not- I mean, it's deep enough to dive into and swim in.
I see belts on.
Too crazy.
And it's right on the beach, so it's really pretty.
Oh my god, I don't go to the beach enough. I'm excited.
Hell yeah!
So pretty over here.
Ooh, it's like a country club or something.
The Pacific Bluffs.
This is nice.
All right, we're here.
So this is deaf ending in a hospital trip.
No, it's raining!
Dang it!
Oh no, it's waning!
It's okay.
It's okay.
We're glad we're getting wet anyways, right?
It's okay. We're not only getting wet anyways, right? That's true.
Oh my god, I must punch Damien!
Oh, lightning. Oh, brother!
What if we get electrocuted?
We're gonna get sick?
Whoa, this pool is so nice.
It's really cool. There's even a hot tub.
Wow, look how pretty the waves are.
I wish I could surf.
Wow, if you were rad.
And there's a freaking bridge.
Oh, what the hell did he say?
That guy over there.
I don't know if he was talking about me or you, but he was cat-falling one of us.
can you get down to the beach from here yeah yeah everything
I'm going to go in.
Oh, it feels nice.
Oh my god.
Dang it, I can't take a selfie in the ocean.
We
It's nice I promise
Can they hear me
It feels good
Huh
I don't trust any of them.
No, it's nice, I promise.
How do you swim like that?
Damien's stress.
Woo!
Oh fuck, this is what happened last time. I didn't know how to cut.
Guys, how do I come back up?
Jesus Christ.
Help me guys s
No, it's not s you're fucking with me you fucking you know
Damian, I don't know how to come back up. Look to your eyes look to your eyes
I'm looking
Shift s
Oh
It was a prank it was a prank I knew all along
Oh, you fucking got me you mr. Beast here, dude, holy shit
I'm gonna give one million dollars to whoever can hold their breath the longest underwater
It's so nice under there.
Yeah, it's a little more peaceful than I expected.
Tig, you okay over there?
Oh, she's on the fire again.
I should have said it.
She's like the worst third wheel I've ever had.
I need to wait.
No, she's so cute.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Oh, I think I'm feeling a little bit faint.
Let me see if I have any bandages.
I know that would have sucked right if it wasn't if it was like
Actually, for real.
Crazy.
Yeah, maybe the pool's the better option.
I'm still showing off the water.
Let's take what you have planned.
Well, I was saying I was gonna show you guys how to dive in.
Ooh, yeah.
Cheatry.
Boi-moi-moi-moi.
You gotta really dive in there, you know?
Get in there deep enough.
Not too deep, you know, you don't want to be respectful.
Mm-hmm nobody deep enough, right? Exactly
Oh my god, okay, well here we are Jesus Christ like oh, okay?
All right. Oh, there you go. Okay, so yeah, you're gonna run off this guy jump and you can jump in oh God I'm scared, okay
Are you watching?
Oh, yes, I got 9-1 run speed dial.
Okay, ready?
Okay, I'm going to go this way.
Ready?
Alright, perfect.
Yep.
Okay.
Here I go.
Three, three, two, one, go.
Hey, 9-1, I'd like to report an emergency if this is about to drown.
Woo!
I did it!
I didn't even drown this time.
You did do it! Good job!
That was fun!
It was good.
Hell yeah, hell yeah!
Did you guys grab any beer while we were there?
I did, I got one actually.
I got two I think.
I got unknown meats.
Do you want a beer?
Do you want a beer?
I think he's got those unknown meats.
It hurts I'm not gonna lie I've never had a beer
I've never had too many of these.
It's a little funny, doesn't it?
Yeah, a little bit.
I think I need to move your suit.
Whoa!
Whoa!
This is awesome.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now now we should play like like a game or something, you know, right?
Like what?
Like
When the bottle
We're in our 30s
Not me. I'm drinking and it's fun
Vivian's 29 canonically. Okay. Well fine. I was gonna spin it so that you'd have to kiss Vivian
UGH
It's been a bottle of water, fuck
What do you say?
Are you okay?
Is it a mystery leak, fucking you up?
UGH
Oh god, I don't think he's okay
I don't think he's doing so good
Did he throw it out?
No, I guess
Oh, okay, I'm gonna go over here
No, I was buying a man.
Okay.
You okay?
If I take yours, I gotta sleep in a minute.
I gotta sleep.
You gotta sleep?
You sleepy?
I'm a sleepy guy.
I need you to make sure she gets home safe.
Uh, of course, of course.
You can trust.
You gonna be okay?
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Call me captain.
And I'm fine.
I'm fine for nothing.
Okay.
You're not going to drive, right?
I'll be fine.
Ocean balls to me.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, okay.
Wait, Damien.
Just make sure she gets something the same.
Damien! Oh God.
I'm gone if I have water over.
It's fine.
Yeah, I don't know. It might be.
I mean, ugh. But at the same time, I would say if anybody, I would think he'd be safe.
God, I'm scared.
Okay, be careful, Damien.
He came off into this sunset.
There he goes.
Oh, the weather's getting worse.
Oh, brother.
Those flames are kind of killer on the first day.
Oh, oh, there he goes.
Oh, he's going home.
Oh, jeez, well, Godspeed to him.
Well, I mean, I'm glad he's with his peeps now, right?
Yeah.
That was quite the way to make an exit.
Well, what do you want to go do now, are you sleepy if you want to?
I told Dixie I would do a tarot reading for her in a little bit, so I'll probably meet
up with her and see where she wants to meet.
I can get you there no problem. Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Friend's score.
I hope he's okay. I know he wasn't feeling too well. I hope he's okay.
He's actually, he's not feeling good on her own.
much better from drinking in those beers I hope it's okay. They're like all all like bark and no bite.
I know right I was like feeling it for a second and then just went away.
Yeah maybe it was all the swimming you know we were just getting the calories I don't know.
Thank you, Zye, for the RAID!
Zye, I hope you're feeling better. Keep me posted.
Thank you, guys, for being here.
Yes, please.
I'm sure you don't want to do a tarot reading in a bikini.
I'm sure some people want that.
Add that to your closet?
Did you add your outfit to your closet?
Oh, yeah, I did. Sorry.
Just want to remind you, that's all.
The third day I went and I bought a pearl necklace and I forgot about it.
Oh my gosh, oh that's the worst.
Yeah.
Oh, Robert took me on a date and he took me to the pawn shop and he paid a guy to give
me a pearl necklace.
That is so romantic.
Feel better, Zye.
and say, feel better, Ziya, in the chat.
I'll meet you.
I can meet you, I think.
I don't think I can keep that. Okay.
All right, I'm here to help you, I sent Dixie my location, she said she's going to come
pick me up so let me see what she says okay I was actually hoping I was just
gonna be able to like listen in on your tail oh my god oh yeah you want to come
yeah she said she has a spot in mind I don't know where she wants to go hopefully
it's indoors cuz yeah I know where something comfy today
They have like big baggy pants.
We appreciate your business.
I can tell you have good taste.
Comfy!
All right, let me see what she says.
I can see you doing that.
Okay, cool, she's gonna do do you mind leaving your car here or do you want to drive yourself?
Like I don't know if you don't if you want to tell me where we're going and I can follow
or something.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah, she's gonna come grab me and then I think she may wish she could tell you the
location because I don't know where she wants to bring me.
Okay, sounds like a plan.
Oh, you look much more comfy.
I'm so comfy for this weather. Yeah, I know this weather is kind of like
Gotta wear something cozy. I love this dress. So this dress is so cute. Oh
Thank you. Thank you. Mr. James Marco, St. Marco dressed me. Oh
I love it. Yeah, he did a really good job. What do you think so? Yeah, no, he did as soon as I saw you from across the parking lot earlier
I was like my god, it looks so cute. Oh
I feel cute. Thank you
I'm not sure.
James Marco, St. Marco, he has style. He does.
I guess we'll just wait inside because there's no real reason to go stand out in that room.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
How's everything going with you and Damien?
My God, it's pretty good.
Yeah, we've only been on one official date and then earlier too, I don't know, did you hear what was happening at the burger shop?
or not only is it good enough.
Well, he said something about you had to go with Benji.
Yeah.
Because of the whole, he paid for you or whatever.
Yeah, the auction.
And so Damien kind of rounded up everyone at Burgershot to kind of sabotage it.
But Benji didn't really care about the date anyway.
His friend Zephyr was more interested in me, so he brought her along.
And yeah, it was a little strange, but it went okay, I guess.
Uh, so that was, I think that was sweet of him to try to sabotage the date.
Thank you, your friend Dixie just rear-ended me.
Oh, great.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey, Dixie!
Uh...
I'm not still a car to car hair.
I'm not committing crime, I'm turning my life around, I'm doing seven days crime-free,
I'm gonna get the job at the DOC, I'm completely normal and fine.
Yeah!
I have a law abiding citizen.
And you just hit my car.
No, that wasn't me.
Really?
Really?
My bumper's like completely off of the car now.
No, you actually know who it was. It was another redhead. She ran off that way. I saw her.
What the hell?
Oh, man, that was gonna pay for my car!
She was wearing my exact outfit, you guys. That's why I come here to change because
What the hell?
Can't be seen in the same outfit as someone else.
Right. You gotta stand out. That's why she wore it.
Exactly.
What do you guys think of my shirt? My sister stretched it out because she's so big, you know?
No offense to her, but look at the seeds. They're flared. They never used to be flared these to be form-fitting
Oh, really? I think it's gonna cue flared
It's kind of like a hippie vibe
Yeah, I think it looks fine. It looks like um, it does remind me of Harry on a grande, you know
You might you might have really wet. Oh my god positions album when you wash your hands
My god
That's such a compliment. Thank you
Where did you want to go?
Ever a place in mind? Do you have a four-seater?
Yeah, I do. It's right there.
I'll put it on the guppas.
Alright, perfect.
No, my clone.
Joey, let me just get in there regularly.
Oh, dear. The driver of this car hit this innocent lion-green car.
That's terrible. We're about to do that.
It's actually yellow. It's supposed to be yellow like a taxi.
Okay, let me mark it on the guppas.
Actually, make a U-turn. I know where to go from here.
Okay, and we're off.
And then make a right at this light.
Please buckle up for your safety.
Now make a left at this light.
Now continue left, right into this parking space.
into this parking lot right into the parking lot right into the parking lot with the chair
turn around the nation is 400 feet behind you is it not here's fine here's fine here's
fine let's go here like this oh we're breaking so many laws I can't do this I can't do this
oh my god okay okay we're at the church like a glove like a glove no no no we're not at
church without the graveyard. Oh, we're at the graveyard. Even better.
How in the grinding what an atmosphere. Right. I have to tell you guys something.
This is my third tarot reading of the day. Of the day? Wow.
Ah. You know what, you're less than addiction.
No, no, no. Well, the first one was unplanned. The second one was thrust onto me
me but Paris Argo she thrust it inside me and put the tarot reading in my right
it right in there is the only planned one
I'm salted by a tarot card
crazy well this one is the plan when I said oh this is the plan that I want it
yes good okay well I'm glad that this plan and it's you know consensual on
both of our ends not gonna lie really be going through it today really I feel
like you're always going to a girl it's like come on the universe seems to give
you a break I know listen I woke up and
will stole my voice I'm sure you can you know horse it is yeah is it a dark magic
spell on me you took it from me are you serious I'm so serious Twinkles is a
dark magic user that's why I can't trust him you know we actually used to be very
best friends but now he's he's changed he's a different man or clown or whatever
I don't remember the hell he is.
Well, you know what? I didn't see him that one time I was at that exorcism.
He was there.
Now that I think about it.
What?
Yeah.
Being serious?
Yeah, Carla like brought me along one time.
Someone needed an exorcism and I don't even remember who it was.
It wasn't you, right?
Who?
That needed the exorcism?
I don't remember, but Carla brought me along, someone needed an exorcism, and there was
this guy there, and then Twinkles was there too, I think.
I don't know, it was crazy.
No, no, no.
The exorcism was two and a half years ago, and I faked it.
Ah, okay, so it couldn't have been you then.
Yeah, you know when a man tries to give you an exorcism and you have to fake it so he
feels pleased?
Ugh, girl, don't I know it.
Uh-huh.
That's a hashtag, I know a spot right up here.
I used to stalk my brother up here before he was my brother Tyler
Well, what did would he come sit up here a lot?
Yeah, with his girlfriend Cece and her emotional support wrench
That's sweet
You get a perfect view of the city that's trying to tear you down make you suffer every damn day
this is a nice view jelly bean with the five thank you jelly bean with the five
gifted it's terrible view think about it think the city's right over there what
do you have here apartment buildings put here just for us to suffer to watch
the rich way at our bank accounts well they get to live in their lavish homes
You know what, you're right. It's not fair.
Anyway, sorry, I'm deflecting my brain hair, girls, is because I really need a tarot reading.
Okay, well, you know, let's all have a seat and kind of get in the zone here.
Okay.
I wouldn't have needed a tarot reading if everything had gone to plan, but I got hired at the DOC,
and then I was hired for two minutes, and then they said,
and then they said, Dixie, we're gonna do a background check on you.
And when they did my background check, they saw that I shot my brother,
and I assaulted a police officer, and I joy-wrote around the city,
and I broke into an eight-million dollar mansion with a lockpick.
Yep, mm-hmm.
Did all those things, mm-hmm?
Dixie, you're a horrible, horrible woman.
You're rotten through and through.
They said that to me while I sat on the floor of the prison, and I cried.
Oh, cut!
Oh, he's a interesting guy.
Scott is kind of, I don't know, he called me for a ride
when I had my taxi cab up, and I said,
Oh, I go to my taxi cab and he's like, I hate you and he hung up on the phone.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he's a little dramatic.
And then the next time he called me, he apologized and said he was sorry.
Oh, I guess I shouldn't kill him then.
But I still can't eat you.
But also I can't because I'm trying to turn my life around.
And you and you and changing you're you're going to change your way.
And I mean, and you only shoot Tyler because you shoot off a building like.
Twice. Twice. It's like a lot.
Right, I forgot you were my co-worker for two and a half minutes, Tig.
You there?
You saw how they trolled me?
It was so unfair.
Why?
Why is it why?
I'm sorry, love.
It's okay.
But that's why I need this tarot reading.
That you were going to work with us.
Me too, but come to you, Vivian, because I need my future.
Rad, I need my tarot.
I need my shockers aligning.
I need something.
I need to find myself on a spiritual journey.
If I don't find myself on a spiritual journey, I'm not going to find myself on a spiritual
journey.
If I don't find myself on a spiritual journey, I'm not going to find myself on a spiritual
journey.
I need my future.
Rad, I need my tarot.
My shocker's aligning. I need something. I need to find myself on a spiritual journey.
If I don't find who I am in this weekend and it's up and I get my expungement, what was
it all for? You really get it, you know? Who am I with the expungement? But who am I without
it?
You know what? We'll have a seat.
Okay.
Okay.
Is there anything, is there, did you just want a general reading or do you have a specific
question for the universe?
I need you down deep into my spirit, put your whole fist in there, rub it around, dig out
what you can, and pull it back out and see what's on your skin.
You know what I mean?
Like I need to know who I am right now, because I gotta turn reading early and I'll tell you,
I didn't go to plan.
You know, I was with Morag, you know, the old woman, in case you don't know who she
is.
Oh yeah.
Hers are always like doom and gloom.
She took me back to that day at the bunker, and she maybe relived my trauma, and then
she knocked me onto the floor, and she reopened my skull fracture.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
What the hell?
That is not the kind of reading that I do.
See this here?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
There's a fracture in there.
Jesus Christ, she got you good.
I know.
Oh my god, well those are not the kind of readings I do, so don't worry.
It won't be physical.
Thank god.
Gonna say I need something less violent something something chill, but also, how do you say um?
Spirit awakening yes, right
Okay, let me see what spirit has in store for you and what they want to tell you
Okay
All right, I'm seeing something
I'm seeing a lot of jobs.
I'm seeing you almost like there's little versions of you running around in your head
and everything's on fire.
And you're wearing all these different uniforms of all these jobs that you're doing.
And it's too much.
You're doing too much with the careers.
What?
Yeah.
You need to pick one thing and focus on it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we can't gloss it over.
You said there's clones of me.
tiny virgins would be running around the city in your no in your head just in your head oh
oh it's a hypothetical yeah yeah yeah no just see just like a hypothetical I thought maybe any
good out there first oh no no no no don't worry yeah just as a hypothetical yeah it's saying that
you need to focus on on one career and that alone will make your life much much easier okay
Oh wow, I'm seeing that.
Um, do you want the lore, or do you want the simplified version?
Ah, just don't give me the lore.
Okay, well, growing up my mother was a big fat woman and she would starve me and I had to eat bones and bone marrow every day because she, you know, would catch raccoons because there is not much food in safety shorts.
food and sink shores. Kiki love with the five. Thank you Kiki with the five. She would leave the
bones left for my father and I would have to make bone soup and bone broth and bone bones and
anything we could. My father, my father eventually got set up so he turned himself gay and he ran
away with this gay lover. So he close with either of them and then when I became an adult I became
a cop and my mom shot me in the stomach with a shotgun so I arrested her and I put her in prison
for life and that's where she's been ever since wow do you ever go visit her
it's too painful every time I see her I
I get reminded of you know the shotgun did it yeah stomach and yeah it hurt
Anyway, it doesn't matter, but okay.
Alright, well yeah, I was sensing that there is not that good of a relationship with your family.
But something's... I'm seeing your mom holding up a feather.
Does that mean anything to you?
She always used to say that I was light as a feather.
And she would, um, make me go into the grapeseed and steal the chickens and come back home
and she chopped the head off right in front of us.
That's graphic.
That is graphic.
I am seeing that.
I am seeing that.
And the bones that she would give you, they were the chickens as well?
She would give us the chicken bones, me and my sister, my twin sister, who were missing
because she was a truck addict and make us eat the bones right in front of her suck on,
you know, the seasoning that was left on the bones and that would be our nutrients that
we'd get for the whole week sometimes.
Oh, dear lord.
Did you ever see a chicken that stood out to you when you were younger?
maybe you had seen stealing them up north was there ever a particular chicken that almost felt like
something was different about it like there was a like a motherly
instincts to it well um
this five I this woman called Jackie and
and it had very long chicken-like legs and feet,
and I got really close to her during my childhood.
Eventually she became my adoptive mother
after mine disowned me when I put her in jail.
Okay, yeah, I was seeing something about,
there's someone else that's like a mother to you
that has a little bit more chicken-like features.
That makes sense.
Okay, yes, Spirit is telling me
you need to reconnect with that part of yourself. The found family, the people that raised you
for the better. You need to reconnect with that part of yourself. I'm just seeing, I'm just seeing
you have lots of feathers, beaks even. That's very interesting reading. She used to,
to the top of Mount Chilliad and give me a glider and she would say out your feathers
Dixie.
Hi.
It's worth from the top of Mount Chilliad all the way back down to see India.
I felt most free.
I think that's what you need to do.
need to fly you think I need to leave the coop and fly yes you just need to
spread your wings and just let just let the sky take you and it'll it'll it'll
land you exactly where you need to be so you think I should go back to Mount
I'm chilly-headed.
I'll roll myself off and fly again.
Just for one last flight.
Yeah.
Pfft.
Okay.
Go, guys, come on.
If that's really gonna unlock my true self,
why don't we do it right now?
Okay.
Perfect.
Do you have a parachute or something?
Oh, I won't need a parachute.
I can fly, just like Vivian said, remember?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think, uh...
This is gonna be a good idea.
Well, that's what Spirit told me, so I'm just, I'm going with it.
You know, it's not always 100% accurate, but uh, that's, that's what they were telling me.
It's, yeah, I'd say it's like 80% accurate.
You guess we'll find out!
I feel so free right now, like I could do anything in the world.
That's good, I'm glad you're feeling like a little bit like I've weighed off your chest, I hope.
You know, I haven't talked about my adoptive mother in so long, it's really nice, thank you Vivian.
Yeah, she came through really, so I could really feel her energy. I really could. She was definitely a big impact on your life.
You know, in a lot of ways you remind me of her.
Really? Like how?
In so many ways.
Wow, that's interesting. Maybe she had psychic powers too.
You know, she was a bit of a psychic herself.
That makes sense.
Go to the top of Ace Liquor and Sandy, you know, where the meth lab was, and ten minutes later she'd come back down and she'd tell me she was seeing things and...
I'd read my fortune and tell me all these things about my future.
He did have some white stuff on her nose, but I don't know what that was about.
That could have been anything.
I know.
So it's settled then.
We're going to Mount Chiliad.
Yeah.
Glad to be going.
We should take the gondola up to the top.
Ooh, that's just a gondola.
I absolutely take do you know how to get there I do awesome do I do I do
thanks for driving take you know I'm a singing cat a singing cat I do this
oh I saw your little ears I didn't know if you met cat I am kind of a kitten my
My boyfriend is like, you know, catgirls?
So yeah, I did get the ears, and then he makes me go,
Mia!
Wait a minute, you became a catgirl to please a man?
Most definitely. I did.
Wow.
Thought about that.
My boyfriend likes scoffgirls, maybe I should become one of those.
Oh.
Yeah, that'd be fun little makeover.
Anyway, enough about men. Let's go to Mount Chilliad. Let's go.
Guys, I have a question.
Uh, what is it?
This is gonna sound crazy. I mean, I don't even know why I'm asking, but I might as well, um...
Guys, no.
Man, name Zero.
A man named Zero?
Yeah, is he like like a guy who always wears a helmet and talks like like almost like a robot
He does yeah, I've seen that guy at a burger shot a couple times
You guys have been stuck in the night. What?
Stalking me. I wanted to know if he's been stalking you too. What the hell no
I only see him outside a burger shot sometimes
Call me and like hit on me once
What?
Like, he says that I'm jealous.
Anyway, sorry. Um, listen.
He called me
and said that he knew
about the day at the bunker
and he knew who I was before he called me
that he'd seen me around town and I was really scared.
What?
A really nice motorcycle recently.
Yeah, and he's been taking this woman called June around on it.
I was kinda jealous when I saw her.
Sorry, I wanted to be the woman on the motorcycle.
I mean, not really though, because I have a boyfriend obviously,
but it would be nice to ride on a motorcycle sometimes.
Right!
Yeah, the motorcycle's...
I wanted to buy one, but I couldn't.
Oh, mad.
I'm scared, I'm scared of motorcycles.
I wanna take girls out on a motorcycle.
Are you a lesbian?
Oh, I am bisexual!
I like that!
Are you trying to...
I'm trying to!
Wow...
I'm a bisexual too!
A lot of...
It's bisexual, meeting a lot of you bisexual people lately.
Aw.
Effonings with the five!
Thank you effonings with the five!
Wait Dixie, who's your boyfriend?
I don't know.
Oh, he goes to a different school, you wouldn't know him, he uh, he's um, in my city unfortunately.
Aw, I'm sorry.
Long distance, that's kinda cute though.
I hate long distance.
What is it?
Does he ever visit?
I hate long distance.
Does he ever visit?
Does he ever visit?
He hasn't visited in a while.
I mean, I moved back here on my own accord, he didn't come back yet.
So, he could still come back, but...
Yeah.
Also, I'm not gonna be alone forever, and I can never see him again.
And I'll go crazy because I've been having these episodes,
and then I'll be left alone and scared and afraid.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, that's not gonna happen.
Oh, okay.
No, that wouldn't happen.
Well, as long as you guys say it's not gonna happen, I don't think it'll happen at all.
I hope so.
You just have to build it, right? It's like if you build it, they will come.
Um, it's like we're going straight, right? We're not gonna turn in here or anything, are we?
No, no, not at all.
Oh, that is not where the thing went that she used to be in.
Bro, she is so good at role-playing, so funny.
I'm excited, I've never been on the gondola.
Yes, oh my god, it actually went really, really well.
I almost died twice, but it was actually kind of romantic.
We drowned and then he made a song about it and he just showed it to me. It was really really fun. Yeah
Yeah, it was really sweet
I'm glad he seemed like very nervous about it when I was talking to him, but I'm glad it went well
Yeah, I'm excited for another one. Hopefully
We were all just hanging out for a little bit before we went swimming
Oh
Oh, sorry, alright, alright.
Oh, good.
I, uh, don't know, he sang a song to her, the one he wrote for her.
Oh my god, it was so sweet.
It was, it was beautiful.
So emotional. Oh my god.
As I told her, it was the most, uh, like, gentle I've ever heard him sing before.
You know, it's so sweet. A lot of people keep telling me that they've never seen this side of him. It's adorable.
Joss plays games with the five, give me thank you Joss!
He would gently undress the woman.
Right.
That is just so precious.
I could cry thinking about it. Oh my god.
Aww.
I can't believe that.
Ugh.
It's in the air you guys.
Have you ever been on the gondola?
Never in my life.
Oh wow, okay, so there are some ground rules.
No shoes, no shirt, no service.
What?
Really?
Yeah, last time I came on here without shoes and they fucking yelled at me.
What?
Oh come on.
Well, these are my games so I won't have to worry about a fucking yell at me.
I'll see.
No, no, no, I think you'll be fine.
Okay, how do you make this should go?
Oh, it's going okay.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Wow.
This is nice.
Wow.
This is nice.
No roaches or nothing.
I don't know, they don't have a white refrigerator or anything.
But what's wrong with the white refrigerator?
I have one of them.
No, no, no, I mean I do too in my apartment.
We all do, I'm pretty sure.
Maybe what's wrong with the white refrigerator?
I have one of them.
No, no, no, I mean I do too, in my apartment.
We all do, I'm pretty sure.
Oh my god.
Freaking focus, focus, focus.
It's the, I really hope that you get a job soon.
Dixie?
Sorry.
What is that?
What?
Are you alright?
Oh, I'm okay.
Why?
I'm just checking.
Oh.
Okay.
You know, some people are like afraid of heights and stuff, you know, you never know.
Oh, I've been in the mothership thousands of miles in the sky.
I am not afraid of heights.
I'm getting good.
Good angle here.
Why am I not looking at the camera?
We're almost at the top, girls.
This is gonna be so exciting.
Turn the focus down?
I'm excited for you.
And it's all thanks to you Vivian.
and happens next is completely, credit to you.
Can't wait.
What happens next is all, all, all the,
all Vivian.
Yeah, that's what the spirit said.
I'm gonna write a little note in my phone.
Wow, this, I'm gonna get a good selfie over here.
This view is gorge.
I put that in our text messages so I have it for memory later.
Oh, wonderful.
Hey, I might want to get off before you get left behind.
Oh, okay, I'm coming.
Yeah, you better hurry, Viv.
Okay, okay.
So, where do you think that we should try flying off here?
Um, you know, just tell me, like, what would you guys usually do?
Like, like, go back to you when you were five years old and she just told you to spread
your wings like tell me where you guys would go okay let me channel my five
year old cell you see this how do you point that oh my god the egg the same
thought idiot and the mother shit you something and you were just a little
idiot yeah I investigated this years ago come up here and I went around the
city and there's these little markings like that I at the very top up there
there's those markings in so many places around Los Santos then I have
chills right now I'm telling you I could just show you were one of them is
after we get done here it's okay it's pretty spooky honestly I'm telling you
the chickens well I need to take a picture of this you do listen it leads
you on a big goose hunt I know it's all hiding up it's all cracking I mean it's
all coming up you know yeah yeah okay is this look like a familiar spot to you
the labs I mean everywhere in the city is but Optima mother and I would come up
He's gorgeous up here.
Out of her sandy shores over here.
There.
All little hometowns.
Wow.
Who'd reminisce about the good old days?
They used to have good old days at five years old, but you know, what can you do?
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, give me that paraglider and you come over here.
Uh-huh.
Right down here.
I
Guys it's fucking golden now you see that son that I had to take a picture
Yeah bells and danger that way you guys would go over there
That's not just any bell
Clucking bells and
It's all adding up
The conspiracy goes way deeper than you think, Vivian.
Come on, tag, keep up.
I'm sorry, I just think it's so fucking sexy, it's hard to walk fast.
Do you guys see that little town down there just across the Alamo Sea?
Yeah.
With its lights?
Sandy Shores.
Well, that's where your boyfriend is?
No, he's in Vice City.
Oh, it is.
That's where I grew up over there, Sandy Shores.
Oh, okay.
Keep up with the lore, Vivian.
Come on.
Sorry.
Okay.
Be the paraglider in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten.
Three and we both jump off and glide back over there.
That sounds amazing.
Yeah, so who wants to go first?
Oh, I thought this was a big slide.
I thought this was like for you to do it like this was something that would be freeing for you.
Well, no, we have to all do it for me to feel free.
You know, I need my emotional support friends.
Yeah, that's that's I mean, I guess you have a point.
Um, take- I think you should go first.
I'm- no.
Um, no.
Look, I-
Cats always land on their feet, so if you don't fly, you'll land.
You know, cause you're a cat girl.
I have fallen off with it too many times.
Fall off? What are you talking about?
I'll call him first.
Really?
Yeah.
You are part chicken.
Yeah, I'll go.
Yeah, you're most likely to fly.
Yeah, yeah, I can go.
Okay, sure, I'll be right behind you.
I don't want it already to expire!
Okay, I'm just gonna have a little drink of water before we go.
Oh, you got this Vivian all right. Oh, will you take a picture of me?
We just pose
Let me let me get a better angle of you right up here um, I'll be pick up a backup a little
I'll get a better angle or something.
It's like a character.
Oh, Dixie!
Oh!
Dixie?
Yeah.
She flew.
She definitely flew.
Yeah.
How far?
You know what, I'm gonna rock.
I used to rock climb, so don't worry.
Gonna be totally fine.
Yeah, you just stay here and you don't hear from me
maybe like a couple minutes.
Just, yeah, just.
I will call you in this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe something like that.
Okay, be right back.
Dixie!
Let me just go down here.
Can you hear me?
Dixie?
I'm coming for you.
Dixie Dixie Dixie Dixie oh okay that wasn't even that hard of a fall really Dixie Dixie
Yeah, I'm fucked up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If I had a full health bar, I think I would have, hey, get down.
I would have been able to find Dixie.
Stop it.
Light and wires.
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
Dixie!
My foot, ah, ah, my ankle.
Fuck.
Ah.
Gixie, I hope you're okay wherever you are.
Ow.
Okay, I got a pee, so I'm going to pee really quick.
Ow.
I have built a house where I'll wait for your return.
I only want you to be mine and not rest and learn.
And I will wait, and I'll wait, and I'll wait!
Okay, guys, come on.
Dixie! Dixie! Dixie Dormus!
I miss you.
My volume was a mess.
Hey sister! Oh I miss ya Dixie! I hope you're with her.
I think I'm just going to wake up in the hospital and pretend like I don't know what happened.
Because there's no way that EMS is getting out here for me.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I went bald for a second there!
Ow, my head.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Jixi, is that you?
Vivian?
Oh my god, Dixie.
What the fuck?
Vivian, what?
What?
Are we just driving to Mount Chiliad?
Where are we?
I don't know.
Why are we at the hospital?
I don't know.
I just woke up here.
I don't remember anything.
What the hell?
In my...
What the hell?
What?
Texas has...
What ever happens to me at Mount Chiliad
is completely credit to you.
Oh my gosh.
You did text me that.
I didn't do anything.
What did you do to me?
I just woke up here too.
It had to have been a setup.
Oh god, are my legs okay?
Oh my god.
Yeah, you look good actually.
Never looked better.
Oh, thanks.
What did you do to me Vivian?
No, nothing.
Is TIG okay?
TIG was in the car with us too, I think.
Oh my god, we should call TIG.
Yeah, will you call our parents speaker?
Fuck, I don't have her phone number.
Fuck, okay, I don't have her number.
Let me see.
She's not in the fucking lemon list.
Shit, I might have her number, let me see.
Goobie!
No!
Another hospital, there's going to be a lot of voices in here.
Okay, how do I go to the contents?
I do.
Are you sure you don't know what happened?
Hello, this is TIG.
Hello, this is TIG.
TIG, it's Vivian.
Oh, are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I think so.
TIG, oh my god.
I know, me and Dixie, we just woke up in the hospital.
We just remember driving up to the mountain.
We don't know what the hell happened.
Tig, what the fuck happened up there?
Oh.
Fell off the mountain.
So, so Dixie was trying to take a really cute picture of Vivian,
and then she fell off the mountain background,
and then you tried to go down there to save her, and then you fell too.
Oh, oh my god.
Wait, so that's actually good then, because I tried to help out.
You tried to save Vivian?
I think I did.
Oh, and Michael's here.
Oh, okay. Thank you. Yeah, uh, we just woke up here. They must have gotten us. I don't know
Oh my god, well, thank you for clarifying cuz we were just so confused
How am I getting another phone call? Oh
You go take that you go take that if you need to
I cannot come down there.
Yeah, come pick us up.
Come get ya. I'll come get ya. I'm on my way.
Okay. Bye.
Let's get out of here.
Wait, so did you get a cute picture of me?
Check your phone.
Oh my god, you're right. Let's see if I'm on the computer.
Ooh, what?
I'll send it to you girl, but okay, yeah, I'm gonna send a selfie to compensate for the horrible picture
Okay, okay
Oh, it's like kind of aesthetic though. I don't I don't hate it
No, I hate it.
Oh, really?
It's really bad.
That selfie is really good though, you're right.
Your eyes look so good.
Thank you, Vivian.
You keep calm.
What is going on?
I don't know. I just woke up in the hospital feeling different.
Feeling a little lesbian.
Do you think they injected me with the woke mind virus?
I'm actually with the preference to women.
Oh my god, feeling like a man who's bisexual.
Wait, what was that?
You're feeling like a man who's bisexual because right now you're bisexual to preference to women.
You know what, I guess I am feeling like that.
I mean, normally what's your preference?
Uh, it depends, honestly. I'd say I go 50-50 each way. It's fair game for anybody.
Well, but you're dating history, have you only exclusively dated men or have you dated some women?
Uh, well, you know, back in the day in Vegas when I was dancing, oof, man, who's to say?
It was all a blur.
But I definitely was dating a little bit of everything and everyone.
But in this city so far, yeah, I've only really been, you know, me and Damien have been kind of talking a little bit,
but that's really it.
I wouldn't say we're dating.
Okay, so you're a woman who's bisexual to preference to men in this city.
In Vegas it's different.
Yeah, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Ugh, well that's much better than me.
But what's your race and preference?
Well, my dating history is exclusively men, but I would like you to try dating a woman at some point.
You should! It's really-
I am in a committed relationship, so I don't think you'd like it.
Oh, yeah, true me. Yeah, something you'd have to talk to him about.
Maybe. I actually don't want to talk to him about it.
Oh, okay. Yeah, you also don't have to do that either.
What? What do you mean?
Like, if you don't want to talk to him about it, like, you know, that's your business.
But you're saying that you should just go behind his back and they don't know?
No, no, I mean, like, I don't know. I just meant, like, you know, if it wasn't something that you were actually, like,
trying to do, like, you'd say, you don't even have to bring it up.
But if it is something you're trying to do, I don't know. Is this something you're trying to do, like, right now?
You're trying to date a woman?
I mean, what woman would I date in the city?
I heard Jordan Celesbian.
No, no, no, she's too, um, how do I say?
You know, I think, um, I feel a bit, um,
sometimes, and I think Jordan might be a, you know, a bit, a bit of a,
like a femme top, you know, with a little bit of butch as well,
and I don't think it would match for you.
Okay, so what are you looking for?
I'm looking for someone with a little more femme,
a little more butch.
I don't know, everyone I've dated
has always been so masculine.
Well, I did meet someone today.
She was really nice, her name was Zephyr.
But I feel like you would ruin her life.
And I mean that like in a good way.
She just was very, she was just like the most anxiety ridden.
She was like a little like fallen,
just shaken in her boots.
It was really adorable though.
Wait, how would everyone in my life?
Like, I don't know, I just feel like she's just so nervous and anxiety-ridden that, like,
I don't know, I just feel like, no, no, it's a good thing, it's a good thing.
I love nervous people.
I used to take advantage of nervous men and they'd give me money.
That's why I feel like it'd be that kind of a thing.
Well, not that she would, like, give you money maybe, but I feel like she would do what I'm
really sad.
I wouldn't take advantage of her either.
Oh, okay, okay.
You know, if she's into you, if she's into you, but...
am I not desirable?
No, no, no, no, I just think that she had like a crush on me,
but like, you know, I'm not gonna help you.
But no, but actually my boyfriend
has to come back to the city.
This is just happening anymore.
No, he loves you.
Maybe I do have to go be a goth woman.
No, God, I'm going to the clothing store.
Really, right now?
Do you know the change yourself for any man?
But in order to be more desirable, I do.
No, that's not true.
If he doesn't love me for me,
You're so lucky for someone else.
Well, I guess if you put it that way.
And I mean, every time I wear goth clothes, everyone's like, wow, Dixie looks so hot today.
But whenever I'm wearing this, they're like, oh, hey, Dixie.
And okay.
You know what?
Well, maybe it's just because it's different for you.
It's not what they expect.
It doesn't mean you look better or worse.
But listen, I'm a praise driven creature even though I understand.
Oh, hey Ken!
Ken is a bull car.
I like how they should praise and...
Yeah?
Amazing.
Hey, how are you?
Nice shoes.
You guys interested in buying some marijuana?
Honestly?
How much?
A bottle?
A bottle?
With a hundred dollars?
A hundred dollars, shit.
I'll buy some.
A bottle?
$100?
$100, shit, I'll buy some.
Here you go.
Can you give me the money? I'll give it to you.
Sure, here you go.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for the cookies, ladies.
Oh, thank you.
Alright, see ya.
You know, technically, I shouldn't be having this.
I'm a recovering drug addict.
Oh, would you...
I mean, I'll take it if you...
I could pay you for it
if you don't want to, like, have it on you.
No, no, no.
Keep it on me and practice self-control.
Oh, okay.
I'm feeling anxious or worried. I'm gonna put it under my nose
was in with the cab closed right right okay well you be careful with that has
anyone ever told you you kind of walk like you're trying to like a wedgie from
your ass really you don't see it no you don't think so actually I guess you're
kind of right and I mean that in the nicest way possible you know what I'm
I don't even know what you had in your ass.
Oh, okay.
That's actually what I'm going to make you realize.
I'm very bad at lying to people.
Try to not be lying, go ahead.
Okay, hmm.
What can I ask her?
Are you a chicken?
What?
I would never be a chicken Vivian I have no clue what you're talking about I you know
I'm exclusively human and possibly part alien but that's an alleged you know thing
and it's not even 100% in stone honestly but I would never ever be a chicken.
Right.
Oh of course.
No yeah I mean yeah you are pretty good at telling the truth then.
Yeah of course.
I'm
Now I control traffic with my mind they couldn't even run me over. Oh my god. We told take to pick us up at the hospital
Well, tell TIG tell TIG run the police or it's fine
I look so good in the selfie.
Okay, I'm ready, okay, let's go come on
Did you get that wedgie out yet up still in there
I think I got it you got it yeah oh my god I was going so fast
What?
You know what the guy admire about you Vivian?
What?
Every now and then between the hustle and bustle of the city and you know all the sounds of the cars and you know the wind of whistling through the buildings and everything
I...
The pitter-powder of your little feet on the floor
Oh, that's great
That's me.
You know, I really admire that about you.
Mala, people are that brave.
Yeah, you know what? That was just the one thing.
You know, when I first moved here, I was like,
I gotta be myself, you know?
I gotta.
And I hit it for a little bit, but I just was like,
I can't do this anymore. I have to be myself.
Exactly.
You hide parts of yourself from the world.
If you're a chicken, be a chicken.
If you're an alien, be an alien.
If you were born in a lab and experimented on at the Alamo scene, they probed you and
put a microchip in your brain.
Why hide that?
Right.
Right.
I didn't realize that this walk makes you walk slower.
Hello, Motherfucker.
Lucky for us, they already have an outfit made for this.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Tix answering.
Oh, that's so cute
Hey
We're at the clothing store was is this the one that's near vanilla unicorn it sure is yes
No, yeah, sorry we Dixie wanted to change her outfit something a little more golf
Sorry I texted you I don't know if you saw it
Yeah, did I? Maybe I sent it to the wrong person.
Oh, you did! I need some terrible checking text messages.
Oh no, no, no, that's okay, that's okay.
Have a look around.
Okay.
Yeah, we're just at the clothing store, though.
Awesome. I'll be there in a jiffy, okay?
Alright, take your time.
Bye.
Alright, speaking, oh my god, that girl texted me, Zephyr. Let me see.
I'm just like, lots of stuff everywhere.
Vivian.
Yeah?
So...
We really need to up your social media presence.
Really? What do I need to do? Post more?
Well, your last post is Ken's.
Oh, his eyes closed.
Oh, yeah. You have to have 300 likes.
Should I post something right now?
But your last selfie with, you know, backstage at the VU got 774.
I think you need to post more of yourself.
More of myself? Okay.
Yeah, let me uh, what if I posted that one you took with me?
The horrible picture on top of the mountain. Yeah, I thought it was good.
We're gonna have to take more professional photos. Okay, okay. Hey, Jack.
Since someone at the VU did so well, why don't we go there? We'll take some more photos for you.
Of me at the VU? Yeah.
Okay, should I dress something a little more? Yeah, she's somebody's got my social media presence.
Oh, you might take me some of me too. Of course, of course.
That one puts me up. What should I wear? I didn't get any good pictures in my
cute outfit, my um, auction fit. Okay. This is cute. This is my auction outfit,
but I didn't get any cute pictures in it, so.
Oh, my auction outfit was Baberham Lincoln.
Cute.
I was gonna go, four score and seven years ago,
but I didn't get the chance to, so.
I'll have to take it.
What do you think of this?
I'm pretty sad about it.
You take, I love this.
Oh, cute.
You're in front of me right now, or I'll die.
What?
Pfft.
Squice it, Squice.
Let's go girls come on
We can either walk there or take the car just walks right
Uh, uh, how about you guys walk as you are so sexy and I'll just move my car?
Okay, perfect.
Okay.
Oh, she just tried scuba diving for the first time.
I'm gonna let you go I was just protecting you so no one would you know come on
Thank you!
We're so kind.
Oh, banana shield for you.
You're so nice to me. It's crazy.
Please, please.
Wait a second.
Tig, park the car right here.
Or right where you are.
Amit towards the view and keep the headlights on.
Yeah, keep the lights on.
Amit where Vivian is, kind of.
There, Vivian, stop walking, turn around.
Oppose in front of the view.
Yeah.
I feel like it's brighter when I'm in the car.
I sure is.
Maybe something a bit, you know, more sexual.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe like this?
Oh wow.
Wait, this is kinda cute.
Yeah, does it look good?
Yeah, okay, let's get some inside or take do you want some of the car headlights?
Okay
The headlights are so they get they get brighter when you get it if this reason really, okay
Oh the cigarette is very
I thought you were a cat girl.
Oh no, I'm a classy cat girl.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, okay.
Hey, um.
Vivian, do you think a friend to everyone is a friend to no one?
I mean, yeah.
Okay, let's head inside, girls, come on.
Yeah, oh I got several good one awesome awesome alright Vivian let me just lock
that bitch and turn it off or we'll have no guess why she no power
Okay, listen, this is going to sound crazy, but many months ago, I did do a photo shoot
at the VU for a magazine.
Oh my God.
They had me get here.
Here, I'll kind of show you the position they had.
Yeah, I kind of like the fish tank in the background.
I want something like with the fish tank back there.
Yes, it's yeah.
Yeah, show me, show me how they had you pose.
Somebody say something to me. I'm sorry. Oh, no, we're just trying to figure out how to pose up here. Oh
Okay, okay
Yeah, I I um, you know my muscle memory is you know weakening as I get older, but um
No, that's okay, let me see
This you know, you could try something like this on the counter cute
Yeah, you could just kind of place yourself up there. You know. Yes, exactly. Yeah, okay
Which one is that? It's like a sitting one, though.
There it is.
Come on.
It went green for like a second, then it went away.
You know, you could send some of these photos to Damien, if you know what I mean.
Hey, you're not wrong about that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's probably mad at me because I did tell him he fell off a mountain today.
Oh, you told him?
Yeah, that was his one request.
He said make sure she gets home safe and yeah, I fell off a mountain.
Yeah, she fell off a mountain.
Sorry, I'm trying to be mad at me.
I placed myself up here.
Sometimes it can be a little finicky, you know, the edge of the chair.
There we go, yeah, I know.
Yeah.
We serving it.
See ya, girl.
Does it look good?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You look hot as fuck.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, no worries.
You were with Damien.
I don't know if I could have contained myself.
I'm just saying.
Oh, rare.
Tig, would you like a photo on the counter as well?
Oh, yeah, sure. Let me think about it just a little bit.
Okay.
Will you send those to me?
Yeah.
How's that look, ladies?
Oh my god, cute.
Oh my god, Dixie, these are so good.
Aren't they so cute?
Oh my god, wait, these are so cute!
Oh my god, you should start charging for these, these are so good.
Look at how everything's pink.
Oh my god Tika got one player in your face and it kind of looks really kind. I'm not gonna lie.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god.
Gorge!
those are so freaking good I gotta post those oh my god let me send you this one that I
took of her
oh my god this is so cute I love it
I get one of you with the same dog. Yeah, I want to see it so bad
Me so what are you chewing? What is that? I feel like you just won the lottery
Why oh cuz the phone
Like I just like one slot or something.
What is that?
Jesus Christ.
I'm definitely a winning slut.
Oh, what is that?
Nice. You can see my panties.
Oh.
Oh, okay, okay.
Did they say anything?
He had plastic.
Are they good?
Oh my god.
a vibe. I don't know how to explain but it's such like a like a like a salicy vibe. I love it, yeah.
I don't know.
So cute. Right here.
Beautiful. Maybe we could get some photos.
Yeah, where the poles are on stage. Okay.
Oh, these are going to be some awesome social media posts.
Oh, I forgot.
We got to close that one.
Yeah.
Did you want any, too?
No, no, no, I'm okay.
Okay.
Let us go.
We're willing to help, you know?
No, no, no, I'm fine.
You use your hand to help me.
I use my hand to help you.
I'm fine.
You use your hand to help me.
I use my hand to help you.
I want someone to come over here. Someone come on top of here and I want you to stand
Right here, right here, all the way back around, uh, hold on.
Tig, and Ryan.
I'll let Niki, uh, this.
It might be easier if you just, like, start from here.
I'll start from here, so I don't, yeah.
So I can get my balance.
Money won't accidentally jump over.
True, and stand where you are, Dixie.
Yeah, it comes in like right here, right here.
Okay.
Would you care to do a pose?
Yes, one second. Let me think. Oh, let's do this one.
Oh my god, the cigarette is so cute.
Cute. Thank you. All right, take your turn.
Oh my god, cute.
So we take Santa the same tasteful on the other side over here, or this man.
I love it.
Real class every time.
Yes.
What direction do you want me to be in like this?
Um, maybe face...
Maybe like...
Oh...
Love it.
Cute.
He's getting more than an eyeful.
and my stockings there, that would be great.
Hey, god.
I like money.
Just a couple bucks.
I mean, you like money, don't you?
I barely make money nowadays.
Girl, I know my auction money.
That's the majority of the bread that I got.
Hi, I'll be scooby-gooby-gooby-gooby-gooby-gooby-gooby.
OK, there's a cute shot that I think you both could get,
but we have to go back on stage.
Okay, come on.
Scoobular, goobular, ooobular, Scooby oooby-gooby-gooby.
You're just going to stand like right here.
Hey, hey.
And she's gone.
My balance is so bad.
Goober, you made me fall off the stage.
I'm going to do it.
Googly.
Right here.
Yeah, yeah.
Like on the gray part here. Yeah.
Kind of face me a little bit.
If you um,
Wait, a little too faced to wear.
Oh, there?
Dang it.
Ooh, yeah.
Sorry, these boots are just so clunky.
What about that?
Can you sit on the gray here?
Like that?
Are you sit on the gray in your eyes?
Yeah.
Oh, can you get off and get back on the back of the stage?
How's that?
Perfect.
Now if you want to do a little pose...
Hmm.
I kind of liked you walking down too.
I thought that was a few hours.
the lighting so good in here. Oops. My gosh. Oh, my balance is terrible. All right. I'm
sure whatever you guys. I think I got some. Yeah. So clumsy. How to work. How to work
all the angles. Oh, cute!
I kind of like the second to last one where you like step in forward.
Go back so I can get you in motion. Oh my god. Yeah.
These are cute.
Yes, cute.
Wow, it's so like Pink Pony Club.
These are so good.
Oh my god.
Oh, a tag.
Ooh, cute.
There you go.
Yeah.
You're writing a song?
I have two brand new songs I wrote that I haven't been put to music yet, and I have one that, um, I, I, I just got, like, you know, it's all mixed-mastered, it's ready to go.
Oh, wow, you should play it for us.
Oh, girl, you post those pictures on socials, girls.
Then, the number's up, everybody.
Oh my god, okay, I can't wait to post these.
Is that okay?
Or is it too loud?
No, sounds good.
Alright, enjoy.
That's perfect.
I'm gonna wake up to that text from me,
and then a text from Teg say,
Yeah, Vivian fell off
Oh my god, it doesn't even sound like her.
Oh yeah.
Oh, oh, that's...
Oh, Jesus, just scaring the locals.
Oh, no!
Oh, she's thirsty.
I see, what happened?
Your song was so good that I, I just couldn't handle it, dig.
Oh, sometimes, you know, I just, I just sap all of, like, the moisture out of women sometimes, you know, they, it all goes between their legs.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, Dixie, is that what happened?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm feeling particularly dry.
We gotta get you cleaned up.
Okay, well, let's go, let's call the NS.
Yeah.
That was a great song, Tethermuffin.
I know, it was so good. You sounded amazing.
Um, help, I'm not the strip club and my friend passed out.
Oh, I called them right now. They called me.
They were trying to get up the mountain earlier.
They actually called me and were like, uh, sorry, we can't quite make it up there.
Oh.
Oh, they sent you the helicopter.
Oh, wow.
I thought I was fat enough to be airlifted to the hospital?
No, no, no, no.
And the airlift because they can't get off the car.
Oh, my God.
They had to get my mother four helicopters just to lift her once and dig her to the hospital.
Four?
Am I there?
Am I there?
No, no, no.
We're at the dining table.
I mean, am I there?
wait why no no no you're very beautiful and thin what I never said I was
ugly oh my god no you're not sad at all or you're actually really ugly no
you're not right I didn't have a boyfriend and you didn't have a boyfriend
and then I might hit on you yeah more hit on you well now I think that you
think that I'm ugly and fat and mostly ugly no no no no way no way you're
I'm compensating for the fact that you accidentally called me ugly twice, and now you're saying that you would hit on me, but you don't really mean that you would hit on me because we're both taken.
Scooby good job.
Uh, no!
Now you knock it stuff over now!
I actually have been hitting on you.
It was like a double negative?
What? Since when?
Like, all night I've been hitting on you. Have you not noticed?
I know. What?
Yeah, I've been like, damn girl, all night, what are you talking about?
I think you're lying.
Why would I lie?
I don't even have a reason to lie.
That's true, what would she gain from it?
You would gain the satisfaction of knowing that you made a poor, defenseless woman from
Sandy Chorus cried feel ugly I felt ugly I felt worse than Oh my god no wait
wait you weren't gay already wait what's the worst of all gay well I mean to
some you can't see that what Carla told me that the woke very woke of you should
Did I not say that?
No.
Oh, okay.
Actually, you're bisexual and so am I, so I guess we can.
Yeah.
You can only say half, so...
What does that sound like?
I mean, like, are we...
I'm gay.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, we can only say half of the word gay.
Oh, okay.
I'm gay.
I'm g-
I'm gagged.
I'm gagging goop mom of the house some boots country. Oh
Damn, okay, okay, okay
Serve that cut baby
Wig you know wig I know wig I know wig. Yeah, just think about wig you're gonna be fine
I'm trying to find a way to get out of here.
You know what, let me call the EMS. She called me directly. I got her number down.
Hi! I'm at the Dynastik Club and I need help. My friend passed out.
Will you verwigs?
Okay, otherwise if you need me to I could transfer myself but I've wanted to give you the opportunity of course, you know?
I did.
I did. Good.
Yeah, I did. I said help, I'm at the strip club.
My friend's passed out.
Are you here?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yeah, I wear the VU.
Hey!
So she, she, I may have sapped all the saturating her.
Ugh, I'm just feeling like I'm heart-stuck.
Okay, well what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you a little bit of a drift.
Oh, I'm just feeling like I'm at Parch-Dock.
Okay, well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you a little bit of a drip.
I'm just gonna get you all nice and hydrated again, and then we're gonna get you on your feet, okay?
Oh, you are so kind. Thank you, Doc.
You're gonna be fine.
I love you.
Just remember, drink water. Make sure that you have your fluids up, especially if you're ill.
Well, it's not my fault. I'm ill. It's the rats and the raccoons.
it is. Thank you so much.
That was scary.
Be safe ladies. There's a lot of illnesses right now, giving people dry mouth and stuff.
It is a little bit, but just make sure that you keep hydrated, make sure you're hungry,
make sure that you're fed and hydrated. We don't want you guys passing it, especially
You know if you're up there dancing an exercise and you'll might you know get a little bit more dehydrated sure not
Right, right. Me so right right. I think the next thing we should do is go to burger shot and just get some
Um a great spot to grab food is the canteen at the hospital
Go there closer
I grabbed water from the 24-7s, but I grabbed my food mostly from the cafeteria.
That guy works really hard to make sure the food's nice and clean and taking care of everyone.
Okay, yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Okay, ladies, stay safe, okay?
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Stay safe, too.
Thank you.
We don't die tonight.
Let's fill ourselves to the brim, ladies.
Woo, let's get filled up.
Wait, we can't leave yet.
Why?
Why not post those photos girls get the numbers up now
Oh, no, I don't know which one to use they're all so good
You're gonna have to pick one
35 seconds
This might explode if you don't post
Want that?
35
34
33
32
What if he's getting lyrics of Pink Pony Club?
Mine's up.
20. Oh, she hit cap.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh my god, I'm thinking of a caption.
Oh, that's sweet.
Come on, what is it?
Oh, okay, okay.
Take follow me and I'll call you back.
I'm trying to like find you. Hold on.
Issue to speed, Dixie, Renee.
Oh, there you go, because you followed me, I can follow you back.
Vivian, follow me back, or I'll cry.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm following you right now.
I followed you too, Vivian.
Okay, okay. How do I go to my phone?
Follow for follow for follow.
Who the hell's calling me? So I'm getting a call from a number I don't have saved. One second.
I'm going to put it on speaker.
Hello?
Hi, Vivian Vegas.
This is Helen.
We met really briefly.
You gave me a ride, and then we got held up in the clown
basement, blah, blah, blah.
Yes, I remember.
How are you?
Hi, I'm great.
How are you?
Good, good.
What's up?
Long story short, I'm a deputy mayor now.
And I was speaking with our parks and rec head.
And we're talking about like putting together an event that's kind of like a witchy, like,
meet and greet vibe, and I remembered you told me you do psychic readings.
I do do psychic readings, yes I do.
Yeah, so I was wondering if we like, maybe if we set up this event, and it's just like
anybody who's like into witchy stuff can come if, you know, we could set up a booth for
you and you could, you know, maybe charge a couple hundred bucks for your readings or
whatever you like to do.
And I have that as like one of the, um, like activities for, for the event.
Oh my God, I would love that.
Okay, amazing.
Okay, great.
Um, I've passed your number along to Charlie, um, and she can give you a call.
We're trying to set it up in the next, like, week or two, um, but she'll have more details
and she'll be like, who you're coordinating with.
I just wanted to get, uh, you know, a temperature check before I started handing out your stuff.
Oh my God.
Okay, incredible.
Okay, then, um, I will let Charli know I have a playway from her.
Girls Gaze Invasion!
Oh, I think the party has fucking arrived!
Oh, God!
I hope you're ready to pick girls and gays in here.
Oh, I have the best time.
Oh, thank you.
All right, so yeah, yeah, looking forward to hearing from you guys.
No!
Okay, I'll get on with it.
Okay, bye.
Hey, Adriana.
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, girls!
Hey!
I'm gonna tell you what's going on.
We're just taking some sexy pics.
Yeah, this one's really good at taking pictures.
Miss Dixie?
Yeah, there's a Miss Dixie here.
Hey girl, how are you?
I just posted something.
I'm good, how are you?
Oh, I'm just thickening to-
I only have seven followers?
Oh, wait, they are cute.
Okay, you guys, well, since you guys-
I have you guys here, you guys, listen, we need to talk.
What's up?
Okay. The opening.
So it was amazing. It was really good, but the business made no fucking money.
We're actually in debt.
Wait, what? How?
I fucked up all the pricing because I wasn't sure it was the grand opening.
So I was like pricing everything super low. Um, and then the auction,
people made it so much money.
I wasn't expecting so much people to donate that like we took only 10% that the
business is like in debt because we had to pay security. We had to pay the MC.
We had to pay the DJ. We had to pay all the girls out.
So next time the next event if you guys have any ideas on what the event should be
I was having an idea it should be um like a pageant show maybe the next Los
Santos pageant of the city I don't know just I was thinking like maybe like
Twinks versus dolls. Oh so no you think about that we're okay. What's wrong with
So what I would say if I was a bitch, but you know, that's a good idea and I love that
for you.
Right.
But what if they're like all oiled up and stuff?
A twink?
Everyone.
Okay, no!
Adriana, girl, like I don't think you should maybe take back what you said and be explicit
about it.
It's kind of problematic to just like shoot down not only a twinks idea, but a twinks
idea that's centering twinks.
Oh, just like really problematic girl.
Really?
How bad is it?
Like, am I going to get canceled?
No, I'm not that serious.
Girl, like, I don't know.
I think I can honestly hear the sirens in the distance.
Like, hmm.
No, I think it's fine.
Well, if you girls have any other ideas, please let me know.
Sexy car wash.
Oh, yes.
I think one of the company is like one of the pawn shops wanted to do it in front of their shop
And we can do that would you girls show up?
Yeah, I'm definitely in my bikini and everything
Okay, I was thinking of also working with the casino
Yeah, that's a good money. Yeah, you definitely got to get it in there
Yeah, does anyone have a casino people number? No, I do I do here
Perfect there you go. Just kidding girl. I don't got your ass. You look to your phone and everything just embarrassing
Seriously
I think she'll have their number okay. I'm group chat with them so she has all their numbers
I mean we can also do like same nights like uh like cowboys and cowgirls
Oh, I was thinking like
That's like you wear green if you're single and red if you're taken yeah, yeah
Mixer like mingle kind of night
Yeah, speed dating kind of a thing or something.
Oh my god, like I popped the balloon.
Oh, that's cute too.
Everyone's like disguised.
I like that everyone has to get in.
Wait, wait, pop the balloon.
Like what do you mean by that?
What does that entail?
Well, like we would have a bunch of girls lined up
or guys or in all the pronouns and the binaries.
Gender appropriations.
gender appropriations and affirmations and all everyone's included so they would
just be lined up and then would have one person talk to each and then they'll
have a balloon and whoever they think bucks with them they pop the bloom if
they don't like them am I explaining this right yeah yeah if you like them you
keep your balloon up exactly yeah you get it John Cody yeah no I do get it yeah
I'm sorry I'm just like imagining right now I'm just like you know like when you
like envision shit and you're I know like you probably struggle to do that but
like I'm imagining it in like my brain right you girls taking the photos or
what yeah I think so we were actually about to get some food okay you guys
Gabby is Gabby here. No, she's not here. It's just three of us you guys know
Okay, it was just three of us just us
She wanted to open up a club so really I'm about to go to bed in a little bit
Are you sleepy? I am yeah, she's a little epee
Oh, we're gonna grab food, guys!
Alright, bye!
You want me to take you to the clothing store before we take you to the hospital?
Ooh, yeah!
You know what, yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, it's like even me, I mean, I'm sleutie, a lot of the time, but this is a real sleutie, you know?
I know.
Oh, boy.
Hope you guys like the photos.
They were so good.
I love it.
so good at taking pictures it's insane actually really fast um Dixie uh-huh
So, when somebody gives me a real good servicing, I always have to give him a good, girthy tip.
Alright, Ted.
Oh, that's so nice of you.
My god, did you guys see that picture of Chatterbox eating KenSama's ass?
No.
I mean, Ted, it was very distracting.
Wow.
I'm gonna have to ask him about that later.
new sentence of loss
hey
Huh?
I thought we were gonna cause a- cause a- a policing.
I've got scale.
Oh yeah, killer.
Oh, alrighty.
Let's go.
I'll get some food, I'm fucking hungry.
Yeah, I'm hungry too.
Then I'm gonna hit the hay after.
Okay, I can take you back to the apartment.
Thank you.
You're so kind.
Of course.
I'll scale tomorrow.
It's not for me.
I was going to help out, you know?
Get a hand.
I feel like I've heard that.
Maybe I should give you a big, earthy tip.
I mean, I haven't been driving you guys around all day.
Done any singing cap stuff?
How about I sing one real fast for you, like a little, like a short one?
Please do.
This one's called, I Love My Love From Santos.
She's so cute.
I Love My Love
For Lo Sando, and everything it offered me.
Oh, yeah.
I'll never say, but I'm addicted.
This city's got a script on me.
I turned around, told her it's time to go.
That train won't wait for me.
And if I'm late, it's gonna go to my brain.
I'm addicted, don't you see?
I love my love for Locento.
For that city by the sea.
From the south side to Plato.
She's going out to me.
That was so beautiful.
Oh, thank you ladies.
Thank you.
I could listen to that like forever and ever.
It's like a lullaby.
It's beautiful.
I could give it an hour before my ADHD would kick in, but it's really beautiful for real.
That's really long for someone with ADHD.
I know, I know.
You know, maybe if you have time and you want to do that, I can always do that for you.
Ah, that would be lovely.
Guys, I want to pull the cards. How do I pull the no-pixel cards? Do I have to go on my stream and do that?
There's one now.
Ooh!
Ooh!
You tell him, girl.
Don't piss me off.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Now you're hitting women, really?
Get the fuck off of her!
Oh, what?
Bitch.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get his ass.
Thanks, Vivian.
Yeah, I got you.
Look at him.
Embarrassed.
Stuck.
Lonely.
Yeah, fuck your face, man.
So, um, are you okay, then?
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
What?
What?
What?
What's up, honey?
Oh my god.
Who's that, Tyler?
Who's that?
That man and I leave a lot of history.
What's that?
Who was that?
Was that Tyler?
No, no, no.
His name is Sam.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, he just went fuck.
Oh.
Oh, he just went fuck.
Oh, he just walked by again, he just walked by again.
Oh, he did on purpose, he sprayed a coke.
What's that?
He used to be in love with me.
And I told him I loved him, but I was in a cult and I was lying because I was trying to recruit him to the cult.
And I told him and he said, well, if you love me once, you can do it again.
And he tried to give me a love him, but I never really loved him.
And he got upset because I was trying to break Carmella to prison because she was a basis,
I said.
And then I got caught because he snitched on me and I couldn't break her to prison anymore
and now I am.
Jesus Christ.
That is a lot of story.
I know.
It spoke to him today earlier and he was talking at me and I couldn't get a word and then he
walked away and I felt really sad and I don't think we're ever going to talk again, honestly.
It's kind of like this, you know, when people cross paths and it's never meant to be, you
know, it'll never be.
But like, you know, not in like a romantic way, just like a different way.
But it's like that's still kind of sad, like in a weird way.
No.
Well.
Hi.
OK, well, if I ever run into him, I won't say anything.
I look like I don't know anything.
Thank you.
OK, we all feel a little bit better.
Oh, that's deadly.
Oh, hey there, handsome.
Is that you?
What's going on, ladies?
Nothing much.
Love a man in a cowboy hat.
Yeah, well that's why I suggested the cowboys and cowgirls.
Yeah, that's such a good theme.
Right, you can literally wear a bikini to put a hat on, huh?
I used to be a cowgirl.
Really?
Yeah, before Carla White...
Before my memory was lost, I used to be a cowgirl.
Oh, that's nice.
Did you ride horses and stuff?
Uh...
Like that.
No!
I never did!
Um, yes, you did. I literally saw you.
You didn't see nothing.
I saw everything, man.
Ginko Gio. Race to society, honestly.
Careful, careful, careful! Oh, God!
Control traffic, Tig. No cars hit me anymore.
Well, yep. That was...
I'm wondering if you felt those all across your nits, man. That was so close.
No, no, no.
Carla wiped her memory.
I didn't know I wonder why to the apartment's poor flavor yes please did
you guys know I'm missing be sure as Latina are you really oh yeah I'm one of
two I'm one of two oh my god who's the other one sister Lucy the fat one oh
I like her too.
Yes, she's a torta.
Yeah, that checks out.
Yeah.
I like Lucy. She's nice.
Yeah, I like her too.
I know. I'm her stealing all my clothes.
But other than that, she's really nice.
Oh yeah, you were saying she's been like,
stretching all your clothes out.
Yes, every time I look at her,
she has one of my shirts on and you know the other day she was wearing one of my
xxxxxs shirts and she made it an xxxxxl
I hate when that freaking happens
it wasn't a crop-top originally but now it is
like it looks like you were
transported back to the 80s too ya exactly
literally it's so hard to find stuff in an
xxxx xx small to begin with like I know you're older it from like China right no
even worse Korea oh yeah the Koreans are so small so tiny
But their food is so good.
Dude, she's so fucking stupid!
Oh my god!
Even worse is crazy!
I'm fine, they may.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, Tig, for putting up with our adventures today.
Thank you, Tig.
Oh, no worries!
Look, look, I did get you home safe.
Yeah, you did.
You know what you did?
Ventually.
You did.
That's all that matters.
Hey Dixie, you're really really hot. You are. Very very very hot.
Thank you.
This guy is...
If you ever decide you want to, you know, go out or something, let me know, okay?
Okay, you worked out a really great...
Uh, you like wanted to explore women.
Yeah, it could be a...
I, um...
I gotta go guys.
Okay, bye Dixie!
I think she's a little she doesn't want she's not ready to accept that
little shy huh too shy for the year you love that's okay well thank you I'll
keep pounding on that one you know yeah
boys of course sphidion anytime you call me anytime okay all right I'll see
you around he good and don't break Damien's heart oh I would never okay
good okay bye what I'm even dream of it okay let's see where I live
building a
Good night, Dixie.
Oh, good night.
He's fast as fuck.
Let me see where I live. 203.
Yeah, changes every time.
2-0-1, 2-0-2, wait, there's a doorbells now, oh wait, wait, that guy just went into his,
you think I can go into his follow way?
What is he?
Oh, we're up right here.
He fucking...
No, he locked it before he locked it before and it was just uh, okay
I don't got shit in here. I got
expired cigarettes a camera bronze metal a vintage wash. Oh and $42 in cash
And some rolled cash, which I have I think they have to clean that money. Hey, you'll be
Good night everyone
That's so nice.
That's so nice.
What?
100%
I didn't know you liked going through, uh, Prairie Convention.
That's the guy-
What are you talking about?
That's the guy that sold us the weed.
You just put it on the car and let me give you this ammo.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Damn, what are you driving, man? What the hell?
This is no, you need an empty slot.
What is he giving him ammo? Oh my god.
Nice, nice.
God, he sells everything.
She's he has ammo weed that guy's crazy
Be ashamed of the noose
No, I'm not gonna snitch who's that I just want to I just want to stand on the balcony and be nosy
I'm so dizzy.
Wait, do you think if I can walk on the edge of the balcony,
I'll definitely fall off from here?
I wish I could hear them.
I am a little bit of a cheese moza. I am.
Oh
Noble
They're gonna kiss. I think they're gonna kiss.
I really, I really would hate if those two guys over there kissed.
Those kisses.
those kisses
well oh my god, oh my god, they're kissing
oh my god
don't tell my girlfriend
it's not your girlfriend, it's not your mom
hahahaha
oh
let's go, chill for a bit
I'll take my car if you want.
I'll ride the bike.
We're not going together, right? We're not a couple.
We're going together.
We're going to join the show.
I was going into the same apartment.
Yeah, no, didn't think that.
Woo!
Brokeback night over here!
Woo!
Is someone just going to my apartment?
Oh, Jixi's calling me.
Hey!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hello?
This is Sandy Shores Mobile.
You have an incoming call from Dixie Renee.
To accept the call, please press 4.
5, 7, and 9.
four seven and nine
Incorrect key, please press four five seven and nine four five seven nine
Correct
Do for using sandy shores mobile
Hatching you to Dixie Renee
Hello Dixie, oh
Hey Vivian, what's going on? Hey, what's what's going on?
Well, I saw your text and it was so concerning, is everything okay?
Yeah, I got a call from this number, it said your name, and I picked it up and I just heard
chicken noises, so I just didn't know if somebody had your phone or if it was hacked or a prank.
Oh, no, it wasn't me, I was just laying in my bed with my TV on watching SpongeBob reruns.
It couldn't be.
Oh, okay. That's weird. You might want to go to the phone store tomorrow and just make sure that like it's not hacked or anything
Because that was crazy
You have to head up to Sandy and go to Sandy Shores mobile see if they can fix my shit. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God
Okay. Well, yeah, I hope I hope that everything's okay. Just yeah, maybe like change your passwords or something
Yeah, I'm a ha the caller has run out of minutes. Thank you for using Sandy Shores mobile
Have any stay
Holy fucking shit, bro. She's so fucking funny. Oh my god, is that who's that?
Got Benji no
I just like being nosy at the apartment I like having the ones that face this way I could see everything that happens
She is so funny.
What's that?
All right, let me actually go to bed for real this time, even though the sun is coming up.
Okay, let's go, whoo!
Alright, lock my door, did I lock my front door?
Alright.
Let's check socials one more time real quick.
Oh, let me switch to Jordan's side.
Friends are upset that I'm friends with people they don't like and try to see all perspectives.
Well, I say whoever you feel like, like are the realist ones, keep them around.
Everyone has your best interest in mind
Some bars right there, okay socials, let's just check socials
Maybe grinder is free buying grinder paying top
grinder paying top dollar baby grinder is free
Oh my fucking god.
Oh fuck.
That is funny.
What the hell?
And then party hard he's going to take my fucking idea.
He's going to, he's going to, really?
I just took a picture there and I used fricking pink pony club lyrics and now he's going to
fricking take my picture and use big pony club lyrics, really?
Um.
Okay, I don't think I missed too much else.
Okay.
Is Damian post on socials?
I feel like he wouldn't be the type to post that much.
Oh, something just exploded.
Oh, he just reposts, so.
Gough.
Okay, so he just, so no bio available and he just tweeted Gough, okay.
selling cars at autos autos. Okay. Okay. Forever a hashtag Ken's kitten. Oh, that's
cute who's yelling outside if that can
it's Ken Roxy and Okie Dokie
they're so cute
Yeah, we keep talking Damian socials.
J-Town till I die. What's J-Town?
How you doing sir?
J-Town. J-Town for life. He really likes J-Town.
That was good to hear.
J-Town! A bald man is about to get bent over
the burger shop counter j-town j
no i can't follow him yet i can't know that
i have to like make it like not obvious
all that's the did the japan town
He only has one follower.
Yeah, hey, how you doing?
I see you on the 11 list that you're a cab driver.
Is that right?
OK, sure.
Yeah, I'll be waiting at the apartment.
More ring.
OK.
I wanted some tea.
Okay.
All right.
Good night, Los Santos.
This has been the Adventures of Vivian Vegas.
Okay.
To Raid Tigg, yeah, let's Raid Tigg.
We could Raid Tigg.
It's Roar Party, right?
Like, RAWR, I believe.
Okay, Raid Roar Party.
right? Okay, don't spoil the raid before we actually go over there.
Don't spoil it before we actually go over there. Okay, I will see you. I'm going to open up her
shirt. I will see you Tuesday. I will see you on Tuesday. What is going on on Tuesday?
Yeah, just normal streams next week, depending on if there's anything going on special in
NoPixel, I might go a little bit earlier, like might go live a little bit earlier, but I will see
you on Tuesday. Oh my god, so everybody's okay, so y'all already went in there and spoiled it.
Girl, I will start banning y'all, I swear to God. Raiden coming! Vanilla Raiden, Vanilla Raiden,
I didn't even do it, mind you.
Okay, so now I'm actually gonna do it.
Okay.
It's supposed to y'all always do this.
See you.
She's on the phone with Dixie right now.
Okay.
Okay, I love you and I will see you on Tuesday.
Thank you for being here.
And hope you have a good weekend.
Okay, bye everyone.
Hope you have a good weekend.