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I love how someone just said, YOU LIED!
Cause I thought I wouldn't be back here until Tuesday.
Hold on, I forgot to close my closet door and it looks ominous.
And yes with my jammies! Is there a problem? Okay. Dude these jammies are so comfy. Oh
my god I just took a- FREAK WENZIE! Freak WENZIE with the 5! Thank you Freakalink!
Thank you, Freak.
I just, oh my god, I was filming today.
I was filming something today.
And then I just drove home, just took a shower.
And now I feel like a brand new person.
And I was like, you know what?
What better way to end the night
than just a little bit of no-pixel?
What a better way to end the night.
A kind of nice cozy Sunday.
No, I can't tell you what I was filming.
You're just going to have to wait and see.
Because, guys, whenever I tell you what I'm filming,
and I can't tell you, it's because it's something like
with someone else and it has to be a surprise.
Kushi QQ with the five, thank you Kushi QQ.
That's a tongue twister right there.
Kushi QQ with the five, thank you Kushi.
And then my Minecraft in here, still gifting subs.
That's what I'm talking about, W Minecraft.
That is what the hell I'm talking about.
Oh my God, how was Faye?
Oh, let me tell you, last night I went to the Faye Webster Invitational, okay?
I went to the Faye Webster Invitational.
She does it every year.
She basically just like has all her hobbies like and people come and like participate
in it.
It's so fucking cool.
So there was like a yo-yoing showcase of all like some of the best yo-yoers around
the whole fucking world and they came on stage and they did like yo-yoing and
it was so cool.
And then earlier on in the day, I didn't go to this, but there was a Pokemon TCG Tournament.
And then I think the day before, there was a tennis tournament too.
So cool.
Such a cool idea.
I think it's her third year doing it, but this is her first time doing it in LA.
And I went and it was so much fucking fun.
And I met a lot of nice people, a lot of people said hi and took pictures and everybody
was really, really chill and nice.
Then I wake up to this message from my agents.
Let me read this to you.
By the way, Faze team sent this message.
Mind you, when I left,
so the thing about when I go to concerts like that,
when I go to big concerts,
I usually try to leave before the last song
so I can get out of there before the crowd
and before everybody starts to crowd me and stuff
because that makes me a little anxious.
So I usually try to like be at least in the back before the last song.
Okay.
So I'm in the back listening to her do Kingston because it was the last song.
And then as soon as Kingston was over, I ran out that bitch, right?
And then I wake up to this message.
Um, oh, vanilla, by the way, FaZe team sent us this message.
They wanted us to pass on a message thanking vanilla for coming out last
night.
She said she saw him in the crowd while she was on stage
and wanted to say hi.
We tried to find her to bring her over to Faye after the set,
but she had already left by then.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Woo!
I was so pissed.
But I was like, well, Delora, I said thank you,
and then she did amazing.
I was like, oh my fucking god!
But you know what?
It's good that I ran out because as soon as I started
leaving, there was people screaming and stuff,
And I was like, shh, shh, shh, shh.
And chill, and just get a chill.
But yeah, but it was so freaking fun.
And she did amazing as usual, dude.
And there's, I've seen a lot of artists live.
She sounds so good live.
She sounds so good.
Like just exactly the way that she sounds in her songs,
it's insane.
She sounds exactly the same live.
If not better, it's so good.
and who was her opener, Leila, her opener Leila.
She is such a freaking cutie, buttootie,
and she sounds so good live, too.
She did really good.
She has this song that's like, that's just not my problem.
Not my problem.
That's just not my problem.
She is great.
She was fun, too.
She was fun, too.
Um, but yeah, it was a fun freaking show.
It was a fun show.
Um, I haven't seen any of the VMAs stuff, no, I don't know, I haven't seen any of that
yet.
Also I don't know why, I have my, are my, are my, guys are my ears getting smaller
Since I'm losing weight because my my fucking head my the low-fat the low-fat is loud. Sorry loud my
Me lower it a little bit there you go my these keep falling out of my ears you having to push them back in
My god, thank you for saying my skin looks good today because I feel like my skin looks like shit
I thought it was gonna be one of those days where I came on here and everyone's gonna be like you look so tired
because I just scrubbed the amount of sheer makeup that I just scrubbed off of my face 20 minutes ago was insane.
So, what happened to the custom earbuds? They are literally right here, but I can't use them because I just got a new piercing in my ear.
That's like right there, the middle one. Right there, you can't really see it from here. It's my conch piercing.
And these ones, since they're a little bit bigger, like this part is bigger, it rubs up against it and it hurts, so I have to wait until they're healed a little bit more.
But they're so cute, I can't wait to wear them again.
And thank you again, Lassie, for making me them.
Abby! 2215 with the 5. Thank you, Abby with the 5 gifted.
Um...
Dude, these are literally falling out of my ears! What is going on?
Well, I actually don't need them in my ears right now because I'm not listening to anything.
I don't even need them. I don't even need them right now about that. These PJs are from every time I wear these
I get asked where they're from. They were sent to me
It's like it's like a name of a
Person's name. Toby and Linus. Toby and Linus
Yeah, they're so comfy and it's a company that you can get matching PJs with your with your pet
Isn't that cute?
So cute, and they're really comfy
So I think they have matching ones. They were at Anime Expo or Comic Con last year.
And it was at Anime Expo or Comic Con. Whatever one I went to last year they were there.
But it was after they had sent me these and I was like how I saw them there I was like
oh wow! You guys sent me these freaking PJs and everybody always asked me where they're from and they're so nice.
So, yeah, uh, yeah, it's called Toby and Linus.
And what are you doing back there?
I hear you.
You're not allowed to be playing with the toy behind you, so please take a look at the
No, I'm not going to Comic-Con this year because I'm not going to be in LA for that.
But there is somebody who is making me a, what's it called?
There's somebody who's making me a custom cosplay, a custom Squirrel Girl cosplay.
reached out to me and she's like hey I would love to make you a custom cosplay if you have
anything that like you want made and I was like wait I do and so she's making me one isn't that's
so nice of her I can't wait for it to come in and for uh to like shout her out and show you guys
when it's done so the piercing bump is getting better yes it is it is getting better thank god
Piercing bump is getting better.
Wait guys, what Alondra? What is it?
Drizzle-licious are actually good as fuck. I got a bag the other day and holy
They are good
Sorry, not anything exciting. Oh, no, but that is exciting. They are really freaking good
They are really freaking good
Is your eyebrows no I just had makeup on and I just had to take it off. Okay, can somebody please let me know
Please? Okay, wait, I'm sorry. Imagine you're having dinner with Jay-Z and your
thought daughter shows up with her bisexual boyfriend. The waiter brings a
skinny licious menu but she's wearing polyester so she's canceled. How many
biracial people would it take to defeat six, seven labubus but you could only
choose between the man and the bear unless fine shit. Oh wait, the message
just went away. Okay, that's okay. We are running out of
original sentences. We are. We are. We're running out of original sentences. There's
like four original sentences left on this planet. Wait, but you're wearing
polyester so you're cancelled. Wait, what? What? There's like, what's that?
Did I miss that? Lore? I don't know that one.
I don't know that one. I don't think
Well, I know it's bad for your body and like it's just not good
It's plastic and it's no no no not what's polyester?
Maybe I know but it's like is there like something happened where people just got like really mad about polyester recently that I don't know
A thousand bits from subtitled lamb with
Um, I got your 7th grade social study teacher remembers you.
Oh my god, really?
That's so funny.
Are you her student or her daughter or something?
Okay, BLT Extra Tomato with the 5, gift it.
Thank you!
Thank you BLT Extra Tomato.
Um, yeah, everything in this freaking country is poisonous anyway.
Oh, shit.
Polyester is the fabric equivalent of AI stuff.
Oh my God.
Polyester definitely does not feel good.
I mean, I'm not gonna, I probably, I mean, I probably got some polyester shit in my closet.
I don't even know.
I probably do, to be honest.
Kushi with the five, give the thank you Kushi with the five gifted.
I thrift.
I thrift sometimes in the tags be cut off.
cut off I don't even know how how am I supposed to know
Haley's comment with the five gifted thank you Haley's comment with the five
gifted you know what pisses me off when I'm at the thrift and I'm like okay
that's actually not too bad I look at the tag and it says she and I'm like oh
fuck you that's your business that shit pisses me off thank you Haley's
comment though with the five oh my god wait speaking of cancelled and that
will not cancel. Wait, this is a genuine question. This is, I'm being dead serious right now.
Why are people so mean to somber? What did somber do? Like I'm genuinely asking. This
is a real question. I like, I genuinely don't know. That's why I'm asking.
Okay, I'm reading I'm reading I'm seeing what but I'm seeing like he barked barked at who
He hates old people
Oh
He made people bark
Okay, I was just curious.
I was just curious.
What, is it Zio?
For reals?
Like, where did that ever, where did he ever say that?
Or where did that?
So then who made that up, if that's not true?
I genuinely because I don't know too much about I was just asking and I just was like
how I feel like people are so mean to this guy and I don't know anything about him and
I hadn't seen him do anything bad like that I had seen off of just casually seeing like
videos they have been shit so I was just like round-of-munch around.
I think...
Interesting.
Interesting! Did you hear Taylor Swift's new song?
You know what? Actually, I actually haven't heard the whole thing.
Should we listen to it?
Is that gonna piss some people off?
I think that's probably gonna upset some people.
I haven't listened to it! What's it called?
Can I hear what it's called? Cleveland? Cleveland, okay.
Okay, Cleveland's Taylor Swift, first listen.
I've heard like a snippet of like a 10 second snippet of it.
Okay, Cleveland's Taylor Swift, first listen.
Let's give it a listen.
["Tailor Swift"]
Someone said as much as I love her, please no.
See, that's what I could respect.
I could respect
When you're a fan of someone and you could but you could admit that sometimes this should be asked like I that's what I respect it
Okay, I
Respect that okay, let's let's listen
We is it actually AI or is like it just sucks so bad
Vick, you could just mute this out of the Vod just to save everyone's life.
Wait, this isn't it?
This isn't it, or someone just said this isn't it.
This is it, right?
Because I remember it sounding like the clip that I saw it sounded like Christmas.
There's two of them?
There's four of them!
Oh, what, they actually,
someone actually did,
people are getting ads right now.
What do you mean they're,
there's four new songs.
Patient Zero is one of them?
Patient Zero is the one that's not bad?
Okay, well I wanna listen to this one.
Okay, this is Cleveland, let's go.
She's not as hot as she was, but she was only a whore, she was never a girl's girl,
she was just a, and with all of the-
Just say the word.
Just say whore.
We're all adults here.
just say it. Just say it. That's okay. Like it's okay. We're all adults here. Okay. And
also to the just just say whore. It's okay. We don't have to like put like, do we don't
have to grasp our pearls at the word whore? It's okay to be a little bit of how every
now and then that's okay just put just just saying in my opinion sorry wait this
is no this is me this is me this is y'all to me that's y'all to me when I
put on a bullshit fit that's you guys to me when I put on some bullshit when I
I wear some bullshit-ass fit y'all are like, oh really?
When I put on something where I'm like, no guys you have to trust me you have to wait and see the vision
Oh, can't we?
Oh, my baby, that's what you got.
OK, so now we're talking about a guy now.
OK, Will Dussie with the five gifted.
Thank you, Will Dussie with the five.
Wait, so at first we were talking about her and how
people are being mean to her.
And then, but my baby likes what he likes.
Oh, like saying, oh, I'm not perfect, but my man likes me
anyway.
Was that what she meant by that?
OK.
thank you will does he with the five gifted okay
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He's killing it, I see him, I was patient, see him run up, up, up
Okay, so that, okay, um
So no, thank you. I'm not hungry necessarily
but see that's the beautiful thing about music and and music tastes is because
I cannot like something and someone else can like it and that's okay
And I don't need to get death threats on Twitter because I listened to that Taylor Swift song
But I'm sure that's what's gonna happen
But that's what's gonna happen now just because I listened to that song
Because her fans are awesome and they're really nice
No, okay, but it might you was my decision to listen to it, but
Kinky K with the five give it. Thank you kinky K with the five gifted. Oh
my god, um
but
Guys that's fine like and that's okay, and if you love it, I love it for I love that for you and that's fine
Not for me
Honestly, if that one part wasn't in it where she was like, and if you said he loved him
the way he loved himself and I loved him and he loved his mom and his mom loved his dad
and his dad loved his grandma and the grandma loved the grandpa and the grandma was the
baby.
If she didn't do that part, then I think it genuinely is not that bad of a song.
If he didn't do that part, it's not that bad of a song.
But that part I don't know I just didn't it didn't it didn't run I didn't run with the
rest of the
Just didn't make sense
Didn't make sense hey stop sending me donation straight to my PayPal if my donations aren't
on
Cause somebody just sent me $50 twice and their name is Ella and Ella if you do a
charge back then my PayPal's gonna get shut down cuz everyone keeps doing it
for some fucking reason and I don't know how you guys are even doing it but
please Ella thank you so much for trying to send me money but if you do a
charge back my PayPal's gonna get deleted forever thank you Anna sunflower
with a thousand bits. Thank you so much.
No, I know the tip button is below the stream, but if you click on the tip button,
it will say the minimum tip is like a million dollars, and then it won't let you do it.
And then somehow, I think you're able to still go to my PayPal from there?
I genuinely don't know. Let me see what happens if I try to click on it.
Okay, Vanilla Mace, let's go to Vanilla Mace's channel.
Oh no, let me see what happens if I do that.
Hey, that's me.
Okay.
Tip slash donations.
Okay.
Minimum donation is $10 million dollars.
Your message here, perfect.
Yeah, and if you even try to do anything less than that, it doesn't let you.
So I don't know how the hell people are even surpassing that I genuinely don't know
I don't know
Maybe they just you could still type in a custom amount. Well, that's what I just
Oh my god, wait, you can.
Oh my god, you can!
What the hell? I thought it wouldn't let you!
Oh my god, you can.
That's so stupid. Why does it let you do that?
Sorry, iPad can't go. Check your texts.
text. Wow. That is really nice, honey. Wow. Last looking amazing. You've never looked
better. Julian goes, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. Not even a bit. Um, okay, sorry.
I don't know. I did not know that it let that it lets you do that. I didn't even know that
it lets you do that. What the heck? That's so silly and stupid. I got to figure out
how to just turn the donation. Maybe I should just take it off of the fucking. Maybe
I should just delete it. That's what I should just do.
That's what I should just do.
But then if I ever want to add it back, then I don't know how I'm gonna do that.
Okay, I'm just gonna delete it.
Okay, so that means no more donations for the foreseeable future. No!
Just kidding. I have plenty of fucking money. Thank you guys again for everything that you guys do for me.
Um, wait, and I saw, wait, I saw the clip of me talking about, um, I saw the clip of me talking about how I wouldn't spend $100,000 on a, um, private jet flight, and it's always like, I'm so tired of her larping like she doesn't have money.
Baby, I'm rich! I'm setting a war. I am freaking rich beyond my wildest dreams because of you guys, genuinely. Like, holy fuck, I have so much money. Like, I don't know, like, I do, I really do. It's awesome.
Like, I'm not larking that I'm broke.
I'm not.
I do have a lot of fucking money.
It's like, shit, please.
But I wouldn't spend $100,000.
I don't care how much money I make.
I wouldn't spend $100,000 on a fucking private jet.
Never in my life.
Fuck.
Well, shit, well, shit, can I hold 20?
Yeah, no, I'm sure.
Bald Flamingo, 1,000 bits.
More money for you, thank you.
Thank you, Bald Flamingo.
You know what, just start dropping Venmos in the chat.
Zellie, you get $20.
Okay.
Uh, nope, nope.
No no cash up I'm banned on there
Okay, you get $20
Okay, let me see
And my smed you get $20
Okay
I
Riley
Really you get $20
I've never eaten this entire life, really!
Damn, and it's on a two-minute slow-mo! Jesus Christ! And it's still going up!
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Okay, one more.
Okay, and Alley Cat.
There you go. $20. Yay! A little snack on me. Okay. Baby, where's Vivian? Vivian is about
to go farming, but Vanella is waiting for her fucking dinner to get here. That's what
the fuck's going on. And who the hell is- who is Carla? Who is Carla? And who the
What the hell, Carla just requested $1,000 on PayPal.
Okay, really now y'all getting greedy.
Carla and Vanessa just requested $20 Australian from me.
Seriously?
Hashtag Carla.
Oh my God, okay, let me see.
Where the freak is my food?
On the way she's one stop before me
Okay, I guess we'll just open GTA then does anyone know if there's a server reset happening
So it's relatively soon or not. I feel like doesn't it usually happen at eight or no
It just happened perfect
It just happened. Oh my god, bro. I made a mistake of even cuz now I'm just getting 9,000 PayPal requests. Oh
Someone requested seven cents for me. Okay. Okay, great. Someone just said I want a Baja blast
Okay
Okay, great. Okay, so now okay now my PayPal is just just getting blown the fuck up
That was a bad idea shit, okay
Okay, enough, enough, enough requesting me now, enough, enough, enough, it's not stop,
Enough, enough, enough, enough, enough!
So no Baja Blast?
Enough, oh it's still going, it's still $50,000!
Dylan just requested $50,000!
Dylan Stewart requested $50,000,
Right there, 50,000 US dollars!
Oh, hell no!
Okay, you're done, okay,
my phone's going undue, not disturbed.
You're done, everyone's done.
You're cut off.
You're cut off.
That's what happens when I try to give out
a little bit of freaking change.
Oh my God, bro.
Excuse me.
I
Spare change sped change
Don't say what we're eating the rich shit take a bite take a bite
Okay
I'm back to my roots with my giant water bottle too.
Back to my roots.
Yeah, you is 100% of the shots you don't take.
Yeah, you know what you're right.
The viewers dropped by 1k after she stopped giving out money.
Man, you know what?
If you're still here, I rock with you, okay?
If you're still here, I rock with you.
You're a real one.
That's funniest fuck.
Oh man.
That is funny.
Whoa!
Four eyes Yoda with the 10 gifted.
Thank you for eyes Yoda with the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you for Iziota.
Okay, an announcement, everyone read the pinned comment.
Dylan Stewart music with the five.
Give it a thank you Dylan Stewart music.
And also while I have you here too,
guys, hey, could you please vote me
for the categories that I requested
for the Streamer Awards, if you haven't.
I think the voting ends soon.
So if you could please do that,
I would really appreciate you
while you're here before we start playing NoPixel,
if you could vote me for 17, 18, 19,
24 with KDB, 31, 32, 35 and 37
on thestreamerrewards.com.
Please thank you. Thank you so much. Wait Dylan Stewart music the one who
requested $50,000 and he's here and he and he's giving back. You love to see it.
Thank you Dylan with the five gifted and aligned to the left with the five.
Thank you aligned to the left with the five gifted as well.
Good night!
Oh, well I guess it's not night, it's just day time.
It was looking like night because it's raining.
Let me try again.
Good morning!
Hope everyone has a good day.
It was just the weather.
Okay, the pool looks busted. I thought it was just me thinking that the pool did look fucking busted. Is this bird happy or sad?
So sad
I knew it
TIG hey, how did you sleep hopefully okay? I slept so good after the doctor gave me
That horse shrink
Hope you have have a good day. Hope you have a good day, Tig.
Okay, Carla School for Girls.
Hi, Pavey, and my name is Charlie and I work for the mayor's office, specifically Parks and Rec.
I heard that you were interested in working with us doing a witchy psychic reading or like a meet-and-greet event.
Let let us let me know when we can meet up and yeah, yes, I'd love to
I'm free now if you're around
The view almost looks as good as you this is the picture that I sent to Damien Damien said you fall off a mountain
You're supposed to fall for me not a mountain. What the fuck?
Okay, okay
What can I say what can I say
You know, yeah, okay, I know, okay, I saved a life so I have to brag about saving life.
I saved someone's life if that makes me a cooler.
Yeah, that'd be cool, no big deal.
And that's all my checks.
Let's see what's going on on socials.
EMS is hiring.
I'm at Fergus at the burger burger shop. He's like totally straight totally absolutely is
Drama in the fields live breakup happening
Who's that?
Is that Roxy?
No, because who the hell is that?
Oh God, Drama.
But that is not Roxy.
Roxy no cuz who the hell is that?
My god drama, but that is that Roxy
I don't know who that is her new man
Damn, I love that for her one thing about Roxy. She's gonna have a man on rotation
One thing about Roxy. She's gonna have a fucking man on rotation and I love that for her
Oh
Okay, I want to learn how to fucking farm.
So that's what the hell, I'm waiting.
Someone texted me or was that a group chat?
Well, I refuse to capture them because I felt like it was bird phobic.
OMG, thank you.
That's so, so kind of you to stand with the birds.
That means a lot to me.
Ahem.
OK.
I don't know anything about farming,
or how to do it, where the fuck it is.
I don't know nothing.
I'm just going to figure out myself in role play
how to get to the farm.
I don't know a fucking thing.
I'm just going to figure it out.
No, baby, I already got my farm fit.
Well, you thought I wasn't ready for the farm?
You thought I wasn't ready for the farm.
Someone said, just join, recap, girl, I just started.
Just started.
Where's my food?
My food.
K8's on the way.
What the hell is this?
A ratchet wrench! Oh it's ex- A wrench can expire?!
What do you mean bullshit?
Are we gonna get roaches cuz I'm just putting shit on them? Whatever.
All right.
Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Let's do this.
Farming got nerfed. Well, I still want to see what it's about.
Good thing I have my rain boots on. So rainy out here.
Oh, there was a car, oh, perfect.
Hey ladies, where are we headed?
Oh, shit.
Fuck you.
My chemical romance with a 10.
Thank you, my chemical romance with a 10.
Gift it!
Oh yeah, I got to cash my paychecks too.
Thank you, my chemical romance with a 10.
Hey fellas, where we headed?
Oh, don't be scared.
Just a sexy ass bitch.
Get out the car!
Okay, why isn't he getting out?
Baby, get out the car!
There you go, I gotta go.
Okay, you have a good one.
Well?
watch y'all scared of some pussy oh shit I start I stopped the car fuck I stop
the car it's just pussy fellas don't be scared oh I'm sorry honey sorry guys
okay um okay I gotta go to I gotta go to the bank hold on oh man these roads
Those are slippery today.
I gotta go to the Flika before...
Where's the closest Flika?
Let's go to that one, I guess.
Don't get arrested.
I wouldn't even dream of it.
Oh my god, Tig!
Take some thanks.
We should hang out again soon.
Oh my god, that was so cute.
Tig was like, don't break Damien's heart.
Oh my god, that was so cute.
Take was like, don't break Damien's heart.
Never do that thing.
Stop sign!
What stop sign?
I got my seatbelt on.
Right? Yeah, it was on.
Wait, Flika? Where's the Flika?
Oh, is this it right here?
Oh, here we go. Right here.
I'm sure it's by the Flika.
Oh, I can't wait until I can get my own car.
Err, paychecks.
Wooo!
Burgershot! Hey!
Burgershot pays the bills, man.
No, don't cash it.
Go ahead.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, don't cash it
I'm talking about
Okay, how much money do I have now?
Yeah, it's zero dollars a cash on me I got 24,000 let's fucking go
Okay, I don't know okay
This is what I'm gonna do now this is what I'm gonna do
Hello?
If you, where are you?
I'm in the city.
Where are you?
Do you need a ride?
Do you need a ride?
Oh, no, I gotta ride.
Do you know where the farm is?
Okay, okay.
Yes, okay.
So open up your GPS.
Uh-huh.
Okay, three maps.
Okay.
And you're gonna go all the way up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And you're gonna go all the way above the lake.
If you're looking at the lake, go all the way above it.
Whoa! That's far, okay.
It is, it is. And you're gonna see a little tractor, right?
Tractor, okay. Hold on.
Tractor above the lake.
Oh, I see it!
On the right-hand side. Yes, that's it. That's the farm.
Oh my god, it's literally in the map under farm. Who would have thought?
Yes, yes. And when you get there, just talk to the guy.
You just want to buy a plot of land.
And then all you'll need is like a watering can and a shovel and ask proceeds people will
give them to you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you.
I'm going to go try it.
What are you up to?
Good luck.
I'm going to bed honestly.
I'm so cooked girl.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you have a good sleep.
I'll let you know how the farming goes.
Yes.
Are you going to be at the meeting tomorrow or now?
Tomorrow?
No.
I'm not going to be able to be there.
Okay.
All good.
Yeah, I'll do something to commemorate your spirit.
Okay, just yeah, and recap me if I miss anything.
Yeah, yeah, I'll wear chicken feet, and it'll be like you're there.
Okay, yeah, let me know how those things go.
Okay, boo, take care!
Okay, good night!
Bye!
W. JORDAN! See, look how easy that was.
Ooh, okay, come on, you gotta go faster than that.
What meeting? I think there's a me-
Who just said woo?
Did I just hear a a kitten?
Hello?
Kitten
Must have been the wind. I
Gotta keep stalling this car on accident. Did you not hear somebody say woo? Am I making that up?
Excuse me
Bell. Okay, see, Bell is on.
Ooh, I saw that!
Okay. Buckled up. Only a four-mile drive.
The amendment to Constitution, the poll opens, calendar event is starting now.
Also, where's my food at? Oh, shit, are they calling me?
Oh my god, fuck.
I'm sorry.
Um, yeah, sorry, there's a vanilla unicorn meeting tomorrow, but I'm not gonna be able
to make it.
I won't be on tomorrow.
Actually, Pharrell won't be on tomorrow.
I know I'm always saying, I'm not gonna be on!
Pharrell won't be on tomorrow.
Oh! I missed my turn!
Ah! Sorry, everyone!
Missed my- Oh!
Oh! Oh my god! I turned the wrong way again. Sorry!
So I was in here, what do you say?
When's the casino opening? They said rumored for next week, but no one actually knows for
reals.
Oh, shit. He will be on Tuesday, as will I. Woo!
Yeah, and guys reminder reminder not to tell me what's going on in Damien streams and reminder
not to tell Damien what's going on in Vivian streams too.
And vice versa with everyone else like other characters and stuff.
What the hell was that a tractor?
Did you see that? I think I'm getting close to the farm.
It can take a ride on my big green tractor.
It can go slow, but we can go faster.
It can take a ride on my big green tractor.
What's the rest of that song?
Country boy, shake it for me. Was I supposed to take that exit? No.
Country girl, shake it for me, girl.
Shaggy for me there shaggy for me
What this highway looks familiar well many girls hope it's still to be California
Who they're racing but I'm gonna beat them ah
Is she from Texas I can tell by the way
Hey!
Vick's gonna kill me.
Ah, she's hard to-
Oh, shit.
Christina- well, okay, I did participate a little bit, but-
Christina and them just kept saying that line over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I have birthday weekend. Like it was just like our vocal sim of the week.
Which is that one part of the song like we don't know anything about the fun
She from Dexter's back in jail
Oh my god, I'm about to make it here that I first time at the freaking farm. I can't believe this
Oh my god
my god there's like a crew of people over there I'm so scared I'm nervous
what if they don't accept me oh should I not park right here fuck I don't know
where to park I'm gonna just walk by like chill
behind me what behind me what's there's people this way
park the car further what why
take a ride on a big green tractor it can go slow
Go faster!
Hey ladies and gents, how we feeling?
Yeah, my name is Vivian. Nice to meet you guys. Oh
Quiet type are we?
Okay. Um, yeah, well, I'm new here. I'm really excited to be farming
with all of you and
I'm excited to meet everyone and know all of your names eventually.
I totally get it if it's like, you know, you don't really like fuck with the new people
that come here, like I get it, like, but I, you know, I'm really excited to win you
guys over.
Look, oh my god, the suns came out right as I started talking to you guys.
That has to be a sign, right?
Okay.
All right, well, I'm gonna go over here.
It was really nice meeting you guys.
I'll see you on the farm.
It can take a ride on a big green tractor. It can go slow and make it go faster
Damn, they did not give a fuck
It can take a ride on a big green truck. I like that car
The hell now they want to talk to me for real. Yeah, you saw this be hide and now you want to
You saw this sick nasty walk away and now you want to say something.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, so I got it.
Okay, I actually do think I have to go down farther.
Okay, maybe down more this way.
I really don't know.
Excuse me, kind sir.
Yeah.
Would you happen to know where I could find some seeds?
Some wild seeds.
So there's two places I'm aware of.
One is Upper Mount Vorto, pretty much directly parallel to Braddock's past.
you see there's like a trail up there on Mount Gordo if you check your GPS.
And there's like a flat portion, which is almost perfectly parallel to Braddock's Pass.
On the western side of that little path, you can find some there.
There's also a place over near, I believe it's, Palio Cove, there's like a catfish view.
Near parallel to Chilliad, and then there's like a little bluff that kind of jumps out just north of it.
And it kind of like goes down to the beach and kind of goes up there.
Those are the two questions I know.
All right. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Thanks for the intel.
That was all good.
Not all good.
Have it help.
Have a good one.
You too.
All right.
Now we know where to find the the seeds.
Oh, my God, there's people farming.
Let's go talk to them.
Jordan told you to get a plot first.
Well, I don't have any fucking seeds to get a plot.
Good morning everyone.
Good morning.
Okay, I'm just I'm just seeing what the vibes are I'm just seeing what it's all about
Okay, so but if I buy a plot is it like my plot forever or could someone like steal it for me
Okay. Okay, so I would wait to buy a plot until I have seeds.
These don't even say, honestly, I feel like Burger Shot's better than this.
Because you got to wait so long, and then by the time, it's like you can work at Burger Shot for the same amount of time and make the same amount of money.
I'm sick of this grandpa I don't want to get my hands dirty. I'm too pretty
I'm never coming back here. That's a sign. That is if that's not a sign that I that I should not be here
I don't know what is
Get me the fuck out of here
Get a burger shot now
I'm shaking I can't even think straight
God get me out of here
What is this place?
What is this place?
I'm never coming back here again.
Mark my words.
This is sick.
This is so freaking so cruel and sick.
They should be flying like that one up there.
But he's not.
He's dead.
Burger shot sells coyote meat.
Okay. What else they got? They got deer ankles too? Shit, count me in.
Fried deer ankles, bro. That sounds so good right now.
Oh, my God, with some dolphin, with a side of dolphin fin.
What else?
Oh, my God. And if in Flamingo fries.
She's making flamingo legs into french fries.
That's insane.
Hey, oh my god, and beaver tail.
Isn't there an actual dessert in Canada called beaver tail and that shit looks fucking good
as fuck.
I want that.
Bring that to me now.
Where can I get that in the Los Angeles freaking LA County area?
I need a beaver tail.
It looks so good.
I'm going to come to Canada.
Oh Canada!
I'm going to go to there one of these days.
I'm going to have to do all the Canadian things.
Oh, no seatbelt.
Take me there, take me there.
see that was there was just no excuse for that like I'm going straight like I'm
driving in a straight line that was there was I literally no excuse for that
but also I need to turn the volume up on here oh look at you you saw how I
tapped out and I and I still didn't crash wait did she find my god I forgot
Did the lady find my...
Oh my God, okay, they left my food at my door.
Okay, after I get to Bergershot, I'm gonna go grab my food.
Ah!
Okay, okay, from now until Bergershot, I'm gonna drive like an actual normal civilian.
Watch, watch how good I am.
Can I put on a blinker? Is that even a thing?
No, that's the radio. Oh that was the red light, but that's okay. I still stopped
Look, I'm doing good.
Oh, oh, it was yellow.
That was the quickest yellow light I've ever seen in my life.
Look, I could be driving like that guy up there. That guy's driving like a freaking nut job.
Is that Tig actually? That might be Tig's car.
Tig, is that you?
Oh, it is Jake! Hey, Jake!
Hey! It's Vivian.
Hey! What's up, guys?
Oh, thanks. Just borrowed it.
Oh my god, where have you been?
I just went up to the farm and I didn't really like it, to be honest.
I think I'm meant to be here at Burgershop.
you hear a burger shop are you guys gonna work are you just here to hang okay
cool what do you mean I every time I clock on I'm always working at the
brain side no of course not of course not you work really hard let's go
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's at least get paid to, you know, gossip.
Right.
And tell me all the things.
Hey, Mr. Tranny's not here.
Let me get out of here, ladies and gentlemen.
Alrighty.
Oh my God.
Oh, we're matching.
We're cute.
Oh, you guys are adorable.
Oh, thank you.
So what's new with you guys?
There's a all-black burger shot ladies day.
Yeah.
You know, geez, that's everyone.
How would they have run this place without us?
They might be off finding meat, right?
Oh, maybe. Others know meat. Oh, no.
Oh, my food.
My food oh we can serve hot dogs
Grunt some hot dogs
Yeah, yeah
It's like
You know one of those bloody kind of people show up and they want a burger you're just gonna say no, thank you, you know, okay? Okay?
All right, let's try to get some customers in here so what I like to do is I call random people and they'll let me listen.
I said, yeah, so...
And you just tell them to come in?
No, no.
Nobody's gonna listen to that, okay? They're just gonna hang up on you.
What you do?
All of them. And you know, you try to mention that, um, hey, would you like to go out to eat?
Okay, and they're like, oh, usually they're surprised, kind of lonely, sometimes desperate, right?
So they'll say yes. And then that's when you're sleeping and saying, oh, well, how about burger shot?
Right? And then they'll come to burger shot, and then they'll be your customer.
But you're gonna sell it as if it's a date, but not that you work here and that you want their business
But that's actually perfect because then you get free food too. It's like a win-win
Okay
Sorry
Going to the hospital shit where you are right? Oh?
Oh yeah, well I'm gonna burn a shot with the girls and we really want to see your pant out
Okay, you said you win things or what?
No, um, I also have Vivian as well
He's really he's really pretty yeah, we all three at the same time
What I'll fool
Sure
and then I have some stuff to handle so...
Wait, what do you mean real quick?
And what kind of stuff?
Uh...
I gotta go and help the homies buy something and then look for something. It's a whole mess, okay?
You know, why don't we meet up after?
Are you sure?
Oh yeah, definitely. You know, it sounds like we don't have infinite amount of time for you.
Guys, what if I said...
Is that is that the thing do you guys want to have infinite guys? What is calabra mean? Don't don't you say that isn't that mean like okay?
Okay
It means work, but I've heard I've heard guys be like
I never knew what it meant
No, no one says that
I've heard someone say that
She wants a freaking
Sorry ma'am we don't have any right now
Still waiting I think um was it the
What did she say? Zimberg is shy. Dee said...
Lee and me...
Hey, wait. Hubcat, Marley and me going hunting.
Oh, okay.
We're twin, oh my god.
Oh, I just picked her back. How did that go? So we'll see.
Wait, so who was that guy with the penthouse?
Oh, his name's Ernie.
Ernie, okay.
It's kind of a hardcore game thing.
Oh.
I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm getting my actual food.
Hi, cool be-a-ble-be!
All righty.
All righty.
Let's try this salmon, broccoli, cauliflower and lentil soup.
I've never had their soup.
Let's see if it tastes good or if it was a waste of money.
Oh my God, I'm going to cream.
That is really good.
That's a good lentil soup right there.
Mmm.
Make the city cream!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Okay.
So, after he did that, then I'm like, oh, please don't be as Jewish here.
So after he did that, then I'm like, oh, please don't be a joy student, and I'll get them all the kind of men's.
So you know, I could buy some bandages and I'm like, oh, we have a split.
So I shook out my foot.
Do I even have the option to wash my hands?
So I go to the hospital and they're like, um, you put it on and you broke your foot.
Yeah.
So I'm freaking out of here.
And they're like, it's 7,500.
Let's see
They're not re-playing back wait who all went
Marley and D
Oh shit, I hope they're all right. I am clocked in!
No, I was gonna say chat box.
But anyways, I'm gonna take- I'm gonna take about myself.
But I was just wondering, how much would it cost to get my foot checked out?
Hello, ma'am. What can I get started for you?
Oh my god, Dr. B, feel the best.
Sorry, I'm so sorry, we're out of go-go right now.
I'm really sorry about that.
Oh god, they're all pissing me.
Wait, um, maybe a little bit.
Or tomorrow.
Oh, who the hell is- what the hell is-
Excuse me, ma'am.
Oh, yeah, that's okay.
No, I'll erase.
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow then.
I need a-
Go ask him.
He's, um-
Oh, what the f-
Excuse me!
You're the one who-
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me you don't work here. Oh, hey. Oh
What's up?
Nothing much just coming into work nice. Yeah, there's no me. Oh good. Good. I was just worried. Oh, we still don't have me
They went hunting, but I don't know
We're afraid they might have gone to medical. Yeah
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I'll bet you need medical.
Okay.
I need to run into a cougar.
Oh, guys!
Okay, see you soon.
I wish I had money.
Uh, hold on.
Hey, but cougar!
He's so smart.
Well, don't worry.
I'm gonna have some health care.
I just, um, I just talked to a couple of guys.
He said that, uh, D, M, and Marley went to go hunting.
Uh, two of them ended up in the hospital,
but they were on their way, uh, back, like, soon.
Okay.
I
See let's let's push the dogs
What you know
Help you these weenies
Money shot is no, that's a burger
Sorry ma'am
I hate being in the bear of bad movies
You fall I know
Anywhere you want
Hey, would they give you a hot time to baby check the other piss to me cuz he's on me
I'll be right back
Thank you, is that her?
Oh my god, I didn't know she had that in her
Hey, no worries. We'll look out for each other. We'll focus on a fan.
I'll see you about $1,500.
That's so nice of her.
Okay, but, you know what? Caleb, is it your first time on delivery?
I'm a little younger. I'll be back.
I'm back.
I think you need to come today.
500.
Oh.
Sorry, just leaners today, ma'am.
Is that 20% off?
Oh, 2,000.
Wait, is it 20%?
Oh no, it'll be $500.
Is that like, is that 20% off?
Oh, let me do the math on that.
I'm going to make some phone calls, hopefully you can meet me.
Yeah, so long.
Sounds good.
Yeah, so two loonies and some soda.
Well, I know that D&M did go, I don't know how to say it.
Just don't enter the password.
Oh yeah. Oh my god. Okay.
Where are we going?
Uh, faring?
Um, I don't...
I need you on. Maybe? I don't know.
I don't think we can...
some people have to look down.
You've met multiple times, Marty.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
Oh yeah, we can give you a ride.
We can give you a ride.
When are we gonna say that?
Sorry, Jess Wieners, did I...
You have three lists in the line.
Anything need to be chopped.
Probably.
How do I cut them?
Um, pushing in the fridge.
Right here.
Nothing is chopped.
He's seen them.
Do I need to put condiments on this?
Since he disappeared into the ocean?
No, I haven't.
He texted me back, but I haven't seen him since.
Have you?
No, he's texted me back, but he, um, I have not seen him.
I let him know that you were okay.
Okay, good.
He just said, fantastic.
Okay, good.
Yeah, I think he was a little worried I wouldn't make it home safe, but I did.
I did.
And you almost didn't.
So maybe he was supposed to be worried.
Right.
Yeah, don't blame me.
Let me see if we have meat.
We might have meat.
Okay, perfect.
We have me now. We do? Okay, perfect. Welcome to Burger Shot. We have burgers.
Perfect. I got delivery. One hamburger, one meat shake.
What's our delivery? I don't know, me. We're delivering something?
Yeah. Are you gonna send me your location? Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.
You know, the technology and such, it's such a difficult thing so...
Well, I suppose we'll hang up, okay?
All the people are talking, these are all real people, like these people are NPCs.
Like this lady doesn't have to be safe.
Switch?
I don't know if you're sure.
He just wants two, uh, two wienies and some drinks.
Yeah, I wonder...
What's in it for us what'll we bring this guy?
Oh just food.
Oh okay cool.
He's gonna pay us for delivery.
Oh wow.
I got it let's go let's go.
Okay what do we need to bring him though we need to make it first.
No I got the food.
I got the food.
Let's go.
I got the water.
Okay.
We'll be back.
We're gonna go make it delivery.
Okay.
I have the food. Let's go.
I'm just gonna... okay.
Oh, okay, good.
We'll be back. We're gonna go make a delivery.
We're delivering a delivery.
What are you doing?
Okay, that's fine.
Oh.
Okay.
I missed the TV.
Hi there.
Hey, hubcap.
Here.
Oh.
Alright, I'm gonna go with them.
Can I talk to you in the office?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I always stay that?
Very much.
Get in, bitch. We're going shopping.
Let's go, girls.
Right, right, um, safety.
Hold on, I, sometimes it's weird, let me just, is it up in the-
No, you can't have any salmon, no, you do this every time.
Okay, perfect, alright, let's go.
I like money, this one's gonna be good.
Me too.
It is west, like a direction.
Yeah, you know, like north-west.
Those parents must have been hippies or something.
Who knows?
Is it west or is it west?
Um, to the west, to the west.
Okay, that makes sense.
So, Vivian, they tell you that you have a glow today?
Really? I do?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Thanks.
Did something happen last night?
And I almost fell off a mountain, that's really it, other than that.
Oh no, I didn't, I didn't, oh.
Oh no, but no, no.
Nothing else happened.
What?
Oh shoot, cancel him, I'm sorry, I forgot.
Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I forgot. I was in a rush. Oh yeah, sorry boss, you know what,
I'll make sure it doesn't happen again. I'm sorry, Kinsella. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, we'll
do it next time, okay? Oh no, we're in trouble. Thanks, Kinsella! Okay, switches!
Okay, by the way, I'm go-
Anyways, um, we-
Wait, what happened? Are we in trouble?
No, I'm running in-in-in-in whatever.
Um, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh wait, I should do after, can I?
Okay, I'll bring it in later.
Anyways, so, um, wait, what if- wait, you're glow?
Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's just like some new skincare or something.
Nothing, nothing happened.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's gotta be.
Oh, okay.
I was thinking about Lucky.
No.
I mean, you may not have gotten Lucky Lucky,
but someone wrote a song about her.
Wait, someone wrote a song about you?
Yeah, maybe that's why I'm glowing.
I just keep replaying it in my head.
I know.
Wait, no way.
Yeah.
Lucky.
No one's ever written a song about me.
what seriously I've written so many songs about people but nobody's written
one about me all right I might have to write right one for you then take
I love relapse you too it'll be about both of you
I like a song about you, Ruxin, for sure.
Kay, what are you gonna sing?
I don't know. Uh, well, how about this? I actually did start running a song.
And it does have your name in it, but it's like one of those like it could be anybody, but it is actually called Ruxin.
Oh yeah, it's a little segment!
Oh, okay, I won't buy it.
Yeah, these are coyotes that they kill at Broker Shop.
What?
Can't wait.
I can't wait till you hear it.
I really can't.
I think you're going to really like it.
And then you're going to tell everybody, yeah,
it's not about me, but it's you named it, past me.
Oh my god, that's so sweet.
Of course, of course.
You know, that was one of the things that the brother
told me I should do.
Oh wait, I don't... I can't drive here.
Where are we going?
Uh, um...
Behind us, behind us?
So distracted, I totally drive past the problem.
Is he like not by the road?
Hello?
That guy looks scared.
I don't know what happened.
Just don't worry, because that's usually...
Oh, wait, I think I see a guy somewhere.
I see a guy, I see a lot of things over there.
I see a guy, I see a guy somewhere right there.
Uh, hello!
Hey!
Oh, you're my food!
Perfect.
Yes!
Uh...
You're living with him?
You're a kitty over there.
Oh, I'm in back in the car.
Not the right guy, kitty.
Where?
Huh?
Over there on the other side of the logs, no other side of the logs kitty. Yeah, let me see
There's no kitty kitty, where oh I hear a kitty
Hi kitty
Oh
Literally
My god, I couldn't tell he looked so friendly
Saved my life
Aw, poor guy.
Oh wow.
I think we both, like, I hit it with the car and you shot it.
So like, that thing ain't coming back up.
Oh.
Uh, rest in peace, kitty.
Barrier?
Barrier, guys.
Barrier.
Come on.
Let's give it a proper burial.
Okay, okay, um, see it's shoveling.
Oh wait, I think...
what fuck I don't know what what that is just helping you know yeah let's make
this the deepest hole ever he needs to be so deep to fit this big pussy in it just
one last shower for a hundred yeah just one last shower bring it so another
Kitty
Oh god, there's another one
I'm getting in my car behind us
Oh
We have to bury that one oh
No, oh god, I bet they were mates or something and we just killed them a couple please they're together
Here's somebody here's somebody it's generally
We will bury the evidence
Oh
Okay, I heard a car
Yeah, you you start never made it around the circle
Now you get to start
The car just moving just give me a moment to collect my oh, okay
I, uh, I feel you very long, kitty.
Or kitty too.
Or were.
Kitty too.
And all of my life.
Search for the secrets that this big tree has buried.
Find each of the city.
once again we the courage to roar or into the afterlife friends or that's all
that was beautiful Wow so deep yeah
And at nights, when the world becomes unbearably quiet, and all I hear are other paw prints running through the flies.
And I try so hard to outrun them.
Life has a way of placing invisible weight on people who already know what feels like time.
Yeah um you know I'm kidding I'm gonna miss you and um you know it's such a shame that
we didn't get to know each other from at all.
But if it wasn't for you dying here today I mean if it wasn't for you being murdered
by our new friend Wes.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be here with my best friends, Vivian, best friends, and even us, huh?
Yeah.
Oh my God, that's so funny.
That was so special.
Sweet girl.
You go next.
Okay.
All right.
Kitty number one and kitty number two.
The moments that we have spent together and the laughs and the memories that we've had
in the past three and a half minutes are something that I will never take for granted.
And I just wanted to sing a little song here, if I may, for kitty number one and kitty number
two.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I heard there was a secret cat that kitty played, and he was so fat, but you don't really care for kitties, do ya?
Well, it goes like this, the meow, the mix, the final call, and the scratching bits, and
the kitty in, he's in heaven now, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah,
Hallelujah kitty.
Big pussy heaven in the sky.
Oh, it's cute.
That was beautiful.
Thank you.
Oh wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That was on the fly.
Sorry.
No, I was maybe going to sing something, but maybe I should just say something.
No, go for it if you want.
Go for it.
Okay.
I'll make you sure.
My heart breaks, knowing that I'll never see your face.
And you're gone from the face.
Your absence leaves an empty space.
That was it.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
Like my good boy was so an-
I am so choked up now.
Well, they're in a better place now, so...
That's all that matters.
Yeah.
Matters.
I think we should say one last meow.
Oh, like, um, all together or just in, like, meow, meow, meow, meows.
Like, one by one.
One meow.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Meow.
They call it the ten meow salute.
Yes.
Oh, okay, uh.
Meow.
Which direction are we going?
Wait, do I do two meows for both guys?
Oh yeah, two meows actually.
Meow.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Raaarrr!
Okay, my turn.
Wow! Wow!
Wow.
Oh wow. Is there a cat here?
Those are all really good.
Where are we going?
A wiener.
Oh you want your wiener?
Yeah.
Oh my god all this time he hasn't even had his wiener.
Oh yeah I should.
Here you go.
You just throw your wiener at me, my wiener at me, you just threw my own wiener at me.
Wait, um, it slipped on my hand, you'll slip away.
Oh, that's okay.
Wieners are slippery.
Here you go.
Oh, thank you.
Here's another one.
It was one of you that are really good at...
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
What'd he say? One of you is really good at what?
Here, have more jewelry.
Oh, jewelry.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Okay, where's the drink?
Kitty, there's the third.
Oh, wait, the police is here. We gotta go.
I think we gotta go.
Oh, yeah, and there is authority behind us.
We gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
I'm gonna get the drink!
Oh, his drink! His drink!
How is he gonna have his hot dog without his drink?
I can't. I can't go. I can't go.
It's in the club box.
What?
Just get in the car.
Okay, I gotta stay.
There's secrets I haven't figured out yet.
Uh, okay.
I didn't like that.
I'll cherish this.
Really?
Just call me anytime, okay?
Did he give you cash?
Um...
Will you money?
Or pay you?
I'm a dearing.
That's basically cash.
I'm a dearing.
Nick
Yeah
No real cash, what a name what the hell
You gotta go to the pawn shop
Yeah, maybe he'll be worth something.
Okay, um, where is the pawn shop? Let's see.
Oh, wait, he said $500!
Oh, he pegged you?
He just did it right now?
Oh yeah, let's go apologize.
Yeah. The pawns?
Yeah.
Oh
Get in the car get in the car
before it wakes up because sometimes they wake up they get a wake up I can't
leave leave I out here West you don't want to hear a kid a code engineer here
to hit a code beneath the tallest tree here and I have to find it
Uh...
Oh!
There's... there's... mind control.
Mind control.
Mind control?
Mind control?
I mean, I can get controlled by money.
Mind control, not money control.
Oh.
My bad.
I have to find the secret to it all.
I wanna know answers to you.
You should have to go to the top of Mount Chiliad and listen.
Oh, we did that.
Oh we did that. We did that yesterday. I didn't hear anything. Oh yeah. Oh you were speaking. It cost $25,000. You didn't want to hear it.
Now I'm in the rabbit's hole. Yep. Uh, you mean debt? Not just the rabbit hole. Like, like, like the rabbit hole. $25,000 is nothing to a guy like me.
Oh, are you really rich?
No.
Wait, there was a map that I got a picture of.
It's nothing.
Oh my god.
Wow.
You bet you're not rich, but the money means nothing.
Money does mean nothing.
Looks like you're poor.
Poor.
Maybe $5,000 for an app that led me to a rebuttal.
I mean, I paid it too.
You know.
Wait, is that what he's looking for, the access?
Yeah, follow the first clue.
I mean like I got a couple clues in there do you know anything about the egg on
the map oh you mean up on the wall yeah the one on the wall on Mount Chilly
out there's a map there's an egg on it don't know about the egg yet okay oh
There's a guy named Egg.
Really?
So talk to your name to Mill.
Mill has more secrets or answers.
Not sure what.
Don't.
Whoa.
That's kind of like out there.
I heard this is dangerous.
Oh, we're full if you do.
I mean, you've almost been eaten by three murder-kitties since we've been here.
Oh, yeah, we are.
You think they're sending them after me?
Yes.
But there's a high density of them right here, right now.
Right now.
Right now, right now, right now, right now.
Right now, and there's been two people that have come and gone to the big tree.
The big tree is like clue number three.
I'm on clue number two.
Which one are you reading?
of G-H-N-J-A-R
Wait, what is that then?
Oh!
The one that tells you about the tree
Vintage
Ha, opens I'd cash
far beyond outside their fence
Eping of the oldest living thing on the coast
Place where the land stops and the water begins at staring
Thing on the coast is that tree
of giant redwood
right there
Oh shit, really, really?
But you still haven't figured it out?
I'm...
Something...
Keeping...
Ado in its...
S-inside of its... I don't- I don't know.
Running around in these woods trying to figure it out to like a...
Just my numbing!
So first I needed to...
Oh, okay. I remember you asked, you sounded like a crazy person.
I think all of us, you know, have something inside of us.
No, one way or nothing.
Wait, like a paper?
Yeah, um, just call us if you need, um, another delivery.
I'm not a crazy person.
I am actually really sane.
Huh?
Crazy person will pay that one day.
Right, right.
We're gonna-
All right, good luck with your trees.
Good bye.
It shoved me drove off, and this time you're calling me crazy and driving off.
Not good at goodbyes.
Uh, well we just said goodbye.
You're a good-byes, sir.
Alright, well, yeah.
Fuck off, guys, you're not going to be happy with 300.
Yeah, we're hot.
What the hell?
It probably has a tapeworm.
Definitely.
Oh, I wish I had a tapeworm.
Right, the weight loss.
I couldn't really eat anything you wanted.
That's a good business, but you can start selling tapeworms.
That might work, actually.
Oh, sorry, ladies.
Where are we going next? Are we going back to the shot?
I'm down for that.
What the fuck was that guy driving?
Oh!
Is that pay good?
No I meant I thought he said he was gonna
take me to Rob's houses and then I think I fell asleep.
Oh really?
I
Have you ever I wouldn't be able to go but you guys can do whatever you like
Well, I kind of work for the prison
You want to you won't say anything right?
No, no, no, I know nothing. I don't know what you're talking about
Wait, so who are you gonna go do crime with?
Amino Dopey Chan?
Yeah.
She went to the mart and ordered...
She went to the burger shop?
Yeah, she thought she was pretty...
She was pretty scary when it comes to crime.
What?
I know, I just saw a different side of her come out earlier.
She punched a customer for me.
That was so nice of her.
That was so nice of her.
Oh my god.
I'm so, um, we can, and I think she has a professional.
Oh, okay.
Let me call her right now.
Scooby, enough!
She's playing Warriors back here.
Why are you being bad?
Oh, so please remember her.
Hey, Gokitan, I have Vivian.
She's interested in public policies.
Yeah, Vivian?
Yeah, Berkshire, she said it was really cool how you punched that custom in front of her.
Brenda Foss, are you...
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Oh, you're perfect!
All right, we'll do it.
All four of us?
Okay, let me...
I need to go swing by the ball and...
Did you say you're gonna fart?
Do you announce when you fart, Roxy-Cheng?
Um, what are you talking about? Girls don't fart.
What do you mean?
No, I gotta go to my apartment.
Oh, you're going to your apartment so you can fart.
No, I gotta go change.
You gotta go change because what? You farted?
Don't you are?
Shard it if you don't.
You sordid your pants?
Oh no.
My furior.
I heard that happen to some furior.
Do we just keep one that happens shit?
Literally.
Yeah.
Do I go to the apartment or do I go to burger?
Wait, I get burger shot.
Yeah, I'm at the bogus shop. I'll swing by the wall to grab a lockpick for us, yeah.
Okay, we'll, um, we'll meet at bogus shop right now, and then pick up and then we'll get new outfits, and then you get the lockpick.
Okay, still let's go ahead. Hey!
Okay, bye! Switches!
Bye!
Look, KenSama has his wafer on his scarf. How did he get that?
I was just there for the vibes, so I don't need anything.
Hey, welcome back!
Wait, I'm going to swing by the mall now, okay?
Should we have a meetup point?
Alright, burger sharpies, why don't my hay come down here?
Just getting rid of the notification.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Somebody slow on.
I tried to draw it out that you guys are open.
I tried to draw it out.
You guys some bin.
Yeah, you guys want to know?
Yeah, we're gonna get outfits.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm the clock out.
I'll grab the four door.
I'll grab the four door and...
You guys get dressed and ready, okay?
And remember, it has to be something stealthy and equally sexy.
Got it.
Stealthy, sexy, got it.
Meet you guys in a bit.
Okay, walk on the outfit.
I gotta put my gun away.
Oh, yeah, you need that.
Do you have any weapons?
No, I don't. Do I need one?
You know what? Yes.
Okay
Okay, perfect
Okay, let's go
Okay
Oh right.
Perfect.
Oh fuck, I had a car.
Mind you, I had a car at Berger shop the whole time.
Well, it was probably low on gas.
Look.
Are you...
Do you get scared easily?
Hmm...
I don't think so. Maybe a little bit.
No?
Oh, okay.
Well, I need some flashlights, by the way.
It's really dark in here.
Okay.
It's really dark.
Okay, flashlight.
So I'm gonna shoot them up over at the gun store.
Okay.
What do you need? Oh.
Okay.
Got licensed, by the way.
Nope.
Wait, you don't have one?
A gun license?
No.
Is it bad?
Okay.
Um, kind of, look.
How do I get one?
When you...
Ooh, we can talk to a judge.
Ah, okay.
We'll talk to a judge after.
Flashlight, please.
Hello, sir?
Evan, $700?
I don't even see it.
Where is it?
I don't have money.
$3,000.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
I don't have money.
Yeah, but I don't even have the option that maybe do I need a license to buy from here?
Oh, he's telling me I can't buy anything.
That's okay, you know what?
We're gonna get a license.
I need a backpack.
Okay.
After doing whatever is in the flashlight, it's okay.
Okay.
You just have to squint.
Ah, okay.
Okay, let's get new outfits and we are going to stop our apartments after.
So I'm just going to leave some of my belongings at the apartment in case we go to jail.
I don't want to lose anything, you know.
Good
Fine with me
Hey fellas
Pretty good how about yourself
Absolutely fantastic love to hear it
How are y'all doing?
Pretty good.
What's up, you guys?
Hell yeah.
What was that, proxy?
Oh, you want to cover your face.
Oh, okay.
I know exactly what to do.
What's occasion?
Your wish is my command.
Oh, there you are.
I'm sick of the old stuff, you know?
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, nothing special about you.
Oh, um...
Uh, stripping.
Very nice.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Let me know if I can improve your shopping experience for you.
What do we think?
That looks good.
Welcome.
How are you doing today?
Hey!
Hey!
Hello people I've never met before.
Yep, definitely not who you think it is.
Oh.
Perfect day for you, huh?
Alright, I'm ready.
Oh, can't you?
I look good right now.
See you next Tuesday.
These look cool as fuck.
Oh, look at Tenzama.
He looks so cool.
Oh my god, you look so much.
That's a great crime.
Alright.
Okay, cool, okay?
I have something for you.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Thank you for, for, for, for mezumi.
Okay.
What does mezumi mean?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Eman.
Thanks.
Hope you have a great family.
Thanks.
Bye.
I should have got a burger.
Hold on.
That's okay. Do you have any food?
Yeah. Some fries and...
Thank you.
A drink?
I'm okay. Thank you.
You sure you're here for it?
Oh, thank you.
I- I just wanna let you know...
This might be...
The most thrilling thing...
...to ever do.
I'm so excited.
I-
I need a faster walk for crime to do brave.
I...
Oh, by the way...
This'll be my second time.
Oh, perfect!
So, uh...
Um...
That's okay. Actually kind of makes me feel better because if you went like a bunch of times that I would feel like a total noob.
Oh, perfect.
I'm just gonna lay in the car.
Uh, okay. I'm gonna lay in the car.
Okay.
Oh, do you wanna come in?
Yeah, sure. I'd love to see your place.
Yeah.
Wait, how does she get hers to be the same every time?
Because this was hers last time too.
It's a little messy right now.
I think it's another bed.
Unwashed, Stanley.
Oh my god, I love it!
I do?
Thank you, I love it.
Yeah, but he's a bathroom real quick too.
Oh, I wouldn't go in there.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm just gonna...
Oh, alright, I'll hold it.
I do the backpack by the way.
I do not.
Take this.
If I'm next to one, then that way you can carry my stuff for me.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
When we take the, yeah.
All right.
I know it's not no Gucci, it's just a, it's just a little lemon backpack.
I mean, hey, those are still expensive.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Oh, my god.
Wait, it's in my items?
Ready?
Do I have to put it on?
Okay. Do I have to put it on?
Um, just put it over your shoulder.
I'm very, um, you have shoulder?
Got it, got it, got it.
Me so, please.
It's not on the ground. Oh, yeah, now what it was on the ground
Goobler down now
What are you coming? Oh, okay, I like that
I'm thinking foxy. Can I can I be um can I be retica?
Uh, they kinda have it right away.
Hey!
He's warning how to cry!
Remember what I said about road rage, okay?
Good idea.
Is that... is that Ferguson?
That's Ferguson, yeah.
He's my... more than friend.
Really? I thought he was gay.
That's okay?
What are these do?
Are you sure you're straight?
That's not true.
That's okay.
It's not?
I don't think he's....
That was okay!
We've had a fender bender.
She was straight, he wouldn't have hit that.
He wouldn't have hit that.
What do we do when we get into a car accident?
I may have hit that car behind me.
I'm noticing when I said
Turned immediately
Okay
So we're now in a situation where we need to exchange information
Okay, the other driver that we've provided
Okay, do you want me to get a didn't do that?
Generally speaking yes, you would want to get out onto the sidewalk
You want to try if you could to move your vehicle out of the way of traffic
Okay
Okay, you're gonna want a parallel park
Okay, I don't know. I don't know how to do that. Okay, let's get to the car. Okay
This is good because we're gonna get money for us just asking for money
I said micro-adjustments, micro-adjustments, there you go, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
I think that's pretty good, is it in my car, we should just ask for cash, okay, yeah,
Yeah, let's just say we don't want to get through insurance.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How do you do fellow motorists?
Oh, we're doing all right.
It was better a little bit before we got hit, but you know, what can you do?
Everyone okay?
Ah, yeah, my neck hurts a little bit. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Oh, this is a classic insurance scam that's trying to get money out of us, Tessa.
Like, if so, I mean, we did collide with them.
Alright, um, okay, we can exchange information if you-
If you come on the side of the- the- the sidewalk over here, then we can exchange insurance.
Yeah, yeah, we can do that. Uh, or, uh, do you guys just, you know, just save everyone the hassle?
You know, we take cash.
Oh, um...
Cash?
Yeah, you know, you don't want both of our...
You don't want your insurance to get more expensive, right?
Come on, who wants that?
I suppose, I suppose.
Ergis, Ergis.
Do you have insurance?
I thought you'd give me your insurance
and then I'd give you mine later, how about that?
I hope that's how that works
So you have just do you have insurance?
What kind of person you think I am I think I would have signed a liability waiver with burgers here
That's so that he's liable for whatever he does behind the wheel and not not silly question
Of course, I have insurance
That actually was my next question
No, well that's what I was asking you before, Roxy, because you said that.
I'm not gay at all! No, no, no, I'm a heterosexual man!
Okay, okay, that's good.
Well that's good, your insurance is cheaper that way actually, so that's good.
Usually, yeah, they charge extra if you're gay.
No, I know that's very true. That's exactly right. That's why, you know, I'm a heterosexual.
I get cheap insurance. That's absolutely right. I'm not gay.
Okay, uh, yeah, so we're gonna go through insurance?
Nope, really? You don't want to just pay me?
If you got insurance information, you know, maybe we can exchange it. You give me yours. I'll give you mine later
Yeah, get your phone number. I'll text it to you. Yeah
Oh, that's how it works. Well, you know
Okay, what about a hundred bucks we call we we settle this?
$100, okay, I give you $100 or you give me $100. Why would I give you $100? You hit us. I feel like you hit me
Huh, did we?
Oh
Okay
Yeah, if we hit you that's what it would have looked like
You just hit my car well, I mean it's our car, but you just hit our car. Yeah my car
Okay, well that was just a demonstration just to show it look like if we did hit it switch we did
You've done a tremendous of me to-
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the hell?
Okay.
Okay.
The locals are crazy.
Look.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, ladies, this is what we've decided to do, okay?
The tess over here is gonna give you a hundred dollars yay
Yeah, okay, no problem that's nice of them they're gonna grab the wallet
It's uh, it's so creepy, man.
At least someone found some wallet.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
We had a fucking scammer.
Yeah, whatever. Okay, yeah, yeah, just forget about that.
Hey, it's Roxanne. I mean, Foxy.
It's Foxy.
Hey, it's me. Uh, where are you?
Where are you this time?
I will come on a better shot right now.
HA HA HA! I'm cappled up!
BIRD SHOT!
DRIVE B-
OHH!
I'm gonna go for shot!
OH FUCK!
I have to buy the drops since I've off my permit.
Oh, okay!
Yes I...
I'm gonna get us...
And we try to get their insurance but they scammed us.
Any?
Awww...
Alright I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go to my apartment and put my knowing I got...
Oh, okay.
You're gone.
Hey!
Hurry up!
Give me a shot.
Nani!
Oh
Ken said not what does naughty mean all right? I want to make a group chat for us, okay? Oh
Wait, are we just waiting here?
We're just waiting
Oh, proxy
Uh, I'm sorry I turned the car into a convertible
Oh, okay. Yeah, let's get a little stuff in here.
How the fuck did that happen?
Oh my god.
Um, but yeah, sorry before I was trying to say what could I be could I be called Ratika?
Ratika? Ratika for my undercover name?
like yeah like kind of like rat like RAT ratica it's like a fun little you know
I
Yeah
Okay, perfect
Perfect
We're gonna call that number.
Hi, what's up?
Um, whatcha saying? I'm pretty good driver?
Yeah, I'm a really good driver.
I mean, except for that one time we were on the way to the farm.
But that was just one time.
Wait, one time on the way to the farm?
Yeah, remember we almost died? Damien had to save us all?
Oh.
Oh, no, I don't remember that.
okay good better off that way
okay I'm a little nervous no don't be don't be we're gonna do great
yeah just have a snack oh we're driving and eating at the oh okay
It's not illegal, you know distracted driving?
It's not illegal?
Yeah, it's not illegal, I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think it is, I think it's just frowned upon.
Not illegal though.
Um, what we could do if you want?
Uh-huh.
We could start stealing from here.
Okay, yeah, that sounds fine.
Okay.
What we said to you?
Hi!
Yeah?
If you want.
Uh-huh.
We can start stealing from here.
Okay, yeah, that sounds fun.
Hi.
Ehh, I'm just gonna...
Oh, this pizza looks so kind!
I want 20 donuts.
20...
20 donuts?
Should I?
I mean, they're free, who cares?
I'm picking up more donuts as we speak Abby McCarty with the five thank you
Abby 10 11 12 13 14
Okay, are you ready?
Okay, okay, go go go go
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god.
22 fucking donuts.
Oh my fucking god.
It's that.
It's that.
Wait, hey!
Did you get your wallet?
You signed it?
Florent.
No, no, no!
It's a red light!
be illegal oh no we were waiting we were waiting right there you guys drove off
people don't usually run a weave when they're getting paid a hundred dollars
you know it's not a case he must understand it okay we're just gonna go
here and I pull into the parking lot at burger shop okay that's where we were
going super thick yeah go into that so cute well I'm gonna driver's test I'm
gonna wait till the late turns you know yep you gotta do you gotta wait to the
isn't that great testing you gotta wait to the late turns team I'm sorry if
you're yelling at that man on the side of the road he was looking right in
your chance all right perfect here we are at the burger shop parking lot I just
You gotta park the car, okay?
Yep, you do your thing.
I don't know if there's any cars available.
I don't know if there's any cars available.
How about we try to back into this one right here?
You better turn it back into the...
Oh, yeah, I'll turn it back in, okay?
Yeah, you're fine.
Okay.
Just don't hit the other cars.
Okay, I don't...
Okay.
Okay.
So you're doing...
You got it!
Oh!
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Okay.
I'm not...
I got a straight name.
Yeah, you got a straight name.
Okay.
This is so crooked, this is so not straight.
Oh my god.
We should block them in.
Great, I've never seen a car in my whole life that way.
OK.
Perfect.
Well, we'll just help you.
We'll just help you so you can just, there you go.
We'll use this as a guide.
Oh, jeez.
This is so much of the best game I've ever played.
OK.
She gave us $100.
Oh!
You got it?
Oh, no.
OK.
I think I got it.
That's nice.
OK, that seems good.
I think that's great. Okay perfect. Okay, I'll get a hundred dollars. Yep
Just just just a hundred dollars that we could all be on our way
Let me just grab my wallet. Yeah, okay. All right. Hold on. Let me just check. Yeah, do you think looking?
What are those? You know those things in your you can ping your wallet when you don't know when when you do you don't know?
Yeah
best okay let's see how much cash I got in my wallet hold on let me find it
where is it okay you know they tend to run away you know these wallets they do
you okay um hello hello get it hey um oh my gosh
motherfucker hey you better not be stupid oh my god
I'm not fucking around. I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
Do you understand this? Oh good luck Ferguss. I hope you don't die.
Wait, wait, okay, that's Ken. We had to get in that car.
Yeah, should we get in that car with Ken?
Oh my god, okay, just act cool, act cool.
Okay, hold on, wait, are we gonna meet up here?
Hold on, I'm just gonna quickly, uh, buy the Secure of the Goods.
Okay.
Hope my rat mask doesn't give us the subway.
$100 I know Jesus. Now he's gonna die
Yes, someone just pulled a gun on him
Yeah, that'd be really sad especially cuz he's not gay
That's sweet.
There's Danny?
BOOF!
I put 20 donuts in the glove box in case anyone's hungry.
Oh, I don't mind if I do.
And some of the stuff!
Dr. Marsh!
How do you say you're welcome in Japanese?
Up the store, the 24-7 over here.
You're starting to like it?
Yeah, don't they taste even better?
I mean, I guess kinda.
Check the glove box, Katsuma.
Be on, don't pick his name.
No, Arigato is thank you. How do you say you're welcome?
Okay, so um...
like, let's have some in them.
Yeah?
Okay.
There's an app for it.
Wait, yeah, like the one on the phone?
What do we...
What do you mean?
Oh!
Hey guys, I'm gonna go...
Okay basements, basements, got it.
Hey wait, that's it, just this one right here?
Oh, that's just one of the many.
I mean I'm pretty green too, to be honest.
Okay, the whole time got it.
Alright, I'm going for it.
You got this, kids-a-ma!
I'm bad at it!
Something may not sense they suggested is using the double-finger method.
So just use the double-finger method.
And go to steady pace at first.
Damn it! You must go much faster toward the end!
Oh, oh my god!
Nobody did it!
Oh my god!
It's so good at drawing, you know?
These are your fingers!
The basics of the game!
Okay, doggy, do you and I...
Basically, let's go!
Let's go, doggy!
Hi!
Remember, do not run!
Otherwise, it may trigger the alarm!
Hey! Okay, okay!
Oh, yo!
They got something!
I could take a bandage. That's actually pretty nice.
Don't beware of a dog!
It's a dog! It's a house!
It's a dog.
Casino chips! Oh! I need those from the fucking casino!
I'm keeping those 70 box a toolbox oh
Okay, I didn't realize how big this toolbox is should I put it down
Can summer should I put down this toolbox?
Yeah, should I put this toolbox back I didn't realize how big it was
Oh, um, maybe, yeah, oh.
Oh, I forgot my backpack.
Oh, Shemata, I think the cops are here.
Wait, what?
What?
You're here.
Oh, wait, oh, there was you at the flashlight.
Oh, my God, I feel so scared.
Can you hear me?
Okay.
Lead paint!
Sure.
What's up?
Barrington?
Okay, did you find anything?
Did we?
Um, I found lead paint.
Okay.
Hey, if you find steel.
Okay, people, I'll look you for that stuff.
Steel?
Okay.
But remember, grinder.
That one's too big.
We need a grinder.
A grinder.
Okay.
still okay
but remember grinding. It's too big. We need a grinder. A grinder. Okay.
So if you steal, we can sell back to the pawn shop. Okay, got it.
Okay. There was cash in the box. Wait, what box? I think I think Rocksy's
in there. Oh, she's not good. I don't know. I'm sorry that happened very
time maybe I think he might just be having something called a manic episode
she didn't come to the base thing wait I think I missed some cash the brown box
in the corner um oh my god you know I can give the guitar to Damian
you know that in the Photoshop benefits you know 20 bucks appliance parts
out of pocket. Okay no one tell him. I'm sure she'll be died, I mean maybe she probably just took some
like you know bad drugs or something. I can't tell mom. Okay, let's die. Don't you tell him let's go. Is it ready? Yeah. I think I need to go. I mean listen if you...
I got what happened to Ratika.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh you're driving?
Yes.
So what?
I'll just tell me where to go.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
They don't got blinds, they don't got curtains, for whatever reason they just want to expose themselves like they're in an aquarium.
Hi, so if you see any house like that, we're trying to, you know, sneak in.
Okay, alright, keep your eyes peeled.
I gotta keep my eyes on the road.
Excuse me, what the hell?
Oh, come inside, Roxie-Chan. My head's in the game, my head's in the game now. People just kept calling me.
It's hard being so popular to keep an eye out for the houses with the curtains wide open
Yeah, we're here, that's fine.
Oh, outfit, yeah, yeah.
The guy, the big tough guy.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, it's back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Yeah, back door might be good.
Make sure to check if there's no one inside the house.
Remember, watch out for the dog, he's down.
Okay.
Wait, okay, so by the way, um, if there's a dog, you have to beat it out.
Okay, okay, I can do that.
Put stuff in the trunk of the car?
Okay, let me do that.
I'm right here, I'm right here.
I don't think he's an ignition, so whoever wants to drive.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
We got this.
Don't fight that grinder. Today is the day.
Hopefully.
You know, it's really scary.
It's really scary.
I love how this day started with um...
I love how this day started with me wanting to go to the farm and make an honest living and now...
I'm laughing!
Be one with the finger.
That's why I kill myself at night.
Yeah, I found a job. That's all that matters.
You always do.
I'm getting another phone call.
Oh my god.
Cancel it.
I'm just going to leave it ringed.
There's a big TV.
Vivian, do you need TV for your apartment?
Yeah, I do actually.
I don't have one.
Okay, I think we should go in the basement.
Toolbox, vintage camera.
Oh, sit.
Oh.
Hi.
Yeah?
I'm sure we should go in the basement.
Simon's got the basement.
Wait, I don't think he did chat-sit in the basement before.
Oh, yeah.
Did you want to go inside?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I want to go in the basement.
So, there's a safe down there.
Oh, it's way up the hill.
And usually it's like a chest though, alright?
Oh, okay, okay.
Don't forget.
Get on my knees, okay?
Get on my knees, okay.
I can never forget how to do that.
Okay, where's the safe?
It's over here, I opened it.
Oh, okay.
There was some poker chips in it.
Okay, okay.
Do you think we could use those when the casino opens?
Yeah.
You're talking about the casino?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Oh.
I...
I can help you.
Really? I would love that.
Er, any?
Um, tomorrow, please.
Okay, okay.
Uh, tomorrow? I don't think so, but Tuesday I will.
Tuesday? Okay.
Because I think the casino's opening this week.
Okay, gosh, good, good.
Yes.
Is everything okay?
I don't know. I put the flashlight though.
I got you.
What is that?
What's in there?
What is it?
There's a vintage camera and a medal and some money.
It's a bear.
It's a grinder.
It's a grinder.
No way. You found a grinder?
Wait.
What are you doing in my house?
I'm right here right here
Oh
What a freaking prank how did she know we were there
I don't know if she wants to see us roll off.
She wants to see us roll off.
She wants to see us roll off.
That was D from the burger, from the burger shop.
The girl who works at the burger shop.
Maybe we can give that a little bit of time.
Yeah.
Maybe we check a little bit of the road here.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah
She didn't know she just robbed houses too
Yes, she's the one that goes over
Her name is demented I think that's
She's a juggalette.
I don't see any houses with the windows open.
Listen, this one here.
Okay.
Oh, she...
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
It looks...
There's a car there, alright?
Just in case there's someone else here.
you
All right
Sorry, okay. All right, we all good
I don't know what you're supposed to do with this.
What do you mean?
Do I have a hundred bucks?
What are you supposed to do with this?
You're mentioning us to me?
Hi.
I don't know.
What is this?
Oh, these shit.
Okay, we're gonna get to it.
Thank you, Betty Burrito with the five gifted.
I don't know what you're doing about me.
All right.
Oh, they shit a bit. Okay. Thank you, Betty, Brita with the five gifted
She's bunch of stuff on the floor in here
It's possible that they're still home
Oh hey, we came. Dr. Chino, it's good for you. Yay, more bandage. A pickle? I love pickles.
Especially big juicy ones. Oh, juicy ones are awesome.
Oh, Casino Chips!
Uh, coming!
Uh, I'm in!
Once metal to the box.
Uh, does anyone want to check for safe?
Already there?
Anything?
You cash jewelry and another switch player.
Oh, water please.
You didn't have a weapon, right?
Uh, no, Ken gave me a broken bottle. That's it.
Here, take this.
Oh, thank you.
You're way, you're way.
Oh, my God, no way.
Hey. Hey.
Can I see what it looks like?
Huh? Oh, sure.
Uh...
I put it in the club box.
Oh, it's okay. Was it in the safe?
Whoa.
No, no, no. But guess what? It's like...
It's like a fading...
Looks a little fading.
But it's like...
I'm sure it's still worth a lot.
Hi.
Do you know what she do?
What?
She go to the apartments.
I'll put it in there.
And then we're going to see how much people are paying for it.
Good idea. Hi.
Okay.
Oh wait, should we go to my house and show you?
Just go back to the apartments.
Maybe put it in the apartment for safekeeping.
Maybe we can, you know, clean a couple more houses.
Hi.
Oh, perfect.
We did it! You know, this is the dream team!
This is awesome!
What about, like, the big houses?
Are those ones harder?
Do they have more security?
Only one way to find out, right?
The dream team does have a tighter security system.
Probably more dogs as well.
Yeah, we tried to break into John Whiff's house yesterday and I couldn't do it.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
A Vivian?
Yesterday?
You should have been here!
Okay.
John Whiff.
John Whiff?
John Whiff?
John Whiff?
Sometimes I feel like I always want to stop eating.
But, um, anyways, so John...
She's always with me in here.
I
How do I equip it do I put it on like this so John wick I lose his dog days
We find the dog at Bergen shop. Uh-huh. It gives Rob rabies
So which one I find my dog?
Okay, Rob gets mad with rabies and he wants to go ahead and kill the top
So we find this house. It's a million dollar house up on the top of a vine on
hills. Oh there. Yeah. Okay. I'm all separated. I ain't and me being the
reborn again virgin. I'm really scared about you know I'm not gonna make it.
Right? Naturally?
It's a wolf! Yeah! A wolf freaking out.
And then we stuck the dog into a backpack.
Can I make a quick amendment?
Yeah.
We did not kill the dog in the house, alright.
De-tranquilized it.
And then she killed it when we got back to Burger Shot.
Oh.
Oh yeah, my bad.
Yeah, anyways.
It doesn't make it much better though, no?
Ah, you know, anything thing.
But anyways, so then, we caught that dog.
He turned it into a hot dog.
Oh, my god.
Oh no.
Like, you mean the one that you just gave me to eat like 20 minutes ago?
I mean, did you like it?
I did, I did actually.
It was pretty good.
pretty good I'm not gonna lie I guess you got the dog in you now
okay um and then um after that you're looking for us we're freaking out so we
have a showdown over by perva alley was it perva alley can tell you know I don't
know so John wait you start slicing and dicing all of us
Oh gee.
And then that's who you know.
I think we just all wake up and it was like a fever dream.
I'm gonna put this away. I'm okay.
Oh.
Huh.
Quite the storyteller she is.
Oh, she's quite something alright.
Hey, so what did I hear that right back there when we were still back in that house?
You gave her your pickle?
Eh?
I didn't have anyone in my pocket, so I had to give her something.
I had to give her my pickle.
She muttah.
ahhhhhh
I'm gonna say I don't get change, I'll get you something too, okay?
It's die-jump-o-kane-sama. I'll just get that pickle back.
You get that pickle.
Here you can have my ball.
Take speedy change.
It's the ball?
No, don't get the change. It's my ball that I can't box.
Not both of them?
Wait, are you giving me a ball or anything?
I gotta save one for Neenie-Chane.
Yeah, um, Ken has a horror harem.
How do you say?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Ken is a hero.
the house. Big money.
Sherry?
And Roxy I think is kinda in it.
Okie's in it. I don't even know who else is in it.
I'm excited.
I'm really nervous.
Liz is in it? Oh yeah. Yeah, Liz is in it.
I think Damien's in it too, so...
You just found so fine.
Um, let me see.
A vintage camera.
Ooh nice, I found poker chips, lead paint, and some cash.
Ooh, they should be putting the stuff in the truck.
I think I'm gonna give it to Damien.
Aw.
Ooh, that's so nice of you, BB-chan.
Very sweet of you, BB-chan.
Thanks.
Oh wow, did you guys reach her space?
No, I'd say it's still uh still up for bat
I'm sure gaming song with a homerun. Hey, we'll see what happens
No, that's okay take me out to the ball game if you know what I'm saying
Oh, like, you know, baseball, like, take me out to the ball game, yeah, like, I would
go, like, I would go, like, some bases, maybe, or something, I don't know, uh, yeah.
Oh, okay, okay.
But-
It's not only a game you could strike out.
Yeah, yeah, right?
I don't think so.
No, I won't, not so.
Oh, brother.
ah
getting possibly about the extra security measures they have at hand here not
seeing a single one
I don't think yeah
might have to
move like a mere Parker
do you know what I'm trying to feel more guilty
wait I think that one is
what was the question about what Raxi-Chien?
I don't think we should be robbing the middle class, how about we go rob the parkings on the south side?
I think we're sold some.
Anything so?
Look that's worse.
Well, little blasty up there but you know if we're prepared.
Wait what do you mean?
Everyone's got a weapon right?
Yeah I got a flashlight.
Oh yeah, I think I have something.
I got a knife.
That should be enough.
Wait, it's outside the hippies.
Oh, perfect.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I hear them, but I don't see them.
We got to find a house that has no lines on the windows because it's
oh shit yeah here's one this one right here
I'm gonna put some stuff in there. Should we take them?
All right. Well, you have to be ready to put that guy down and the dog down. I'm ready to put the dog down
Yeah, I do have to ride that hot dog. I'm feeling crazy
The dog impression was too good.
Stop him!
Okay, he'll tell you that, okay.
All right.
Take your fingers, Chimzama.
All right.
My finger. I'm gonna finger blast it.
How do I get my weapon?
Do I have it out right now?
This guy may have a gun, okay?
Okay.
I'll be in each yield if I have to.
I'm really scared.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Should I go first?
No one's gonna die.
Okay. I'll go first. Okay. Okay. You're so brave. Okay.
Aligning. I'll be fine. I'm so brave, Casaba. Well, thank you.
Oh, we gotta go. We probably should go. We probably should go.
the dogs on me oh shit okay he's right there
I'm not crying.
Don't get excited.
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
I'm not crying.
Don't get excited.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Thank you.
Let's go.
Wait!
You okay, Roxy?
Did you put Roxy chain?
I'm okay.
Oh, okay.
I couldn't stop you from trying to get in the car!
Guys, I found a pearl necklace, diamond earrings
and a silver ring.
Oh my god!
Yeah.
I don't know.
Who's the other phone man?
I don't know.
Okay, I'll go and drop this off.
These outside houses are more
secure than the mere parkhouses.
I don't know why.
Looks like there's another house, by the way,
just to our left that may have some really good stuff.
Right.
I hear a line going off.
I don't hear anything.
Do you hear that line?
I don't hear anything.
I don't hear anything.
Did you hear that line?
In an animal?
Yeah, I didn't hear it.
Oh shit, both these houses right here.
I think all the houses on this floor are stacked.
Alright, let's go.
Okay.
I think I saw something.
I got another one. I got another one.
There's a side door right here. Perfect.
You don't think that gopokstal guy is gonna say anything right?
No, I don't think he would.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Okay, should we go through here? I'll go through here.
Bye.
Oh, shoot!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, get everyone here!
Oh, there's a... a cell.
Or a silver ring.
Two silver rings.
I think this place has been okay, yeah, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
How I get out
We might be witnessing some kind of change
No, I think there was a group of driving
You know what, let's go rob them in a class and send the boys.
Yeah, I feel like that.
Oh, what made you change your mind?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, it's entirely possible that the cops may have left this place and, well, you
know, there's only a dog left inside.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a good point.
guy's dead in the middle of a road so we might as well try it okay I'll stay
inside the car in case the cops do show up all right I'm gonna go
I got this
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh
I don't even I feel bad. I don't even think he was mean he didn't even he didn't even try to hurt me. I just panicked. Oh
Geez
So mean I
I know
Oh my gosh, this how much is right here you think this is so cute
It's probably gonna go back up on the market now it doesn't have an owner
Uh, in the French?
Are you scared of me?
Alright, yeah, I think that's it.
Anything?
Nah.
Uh, they have a big box in it.
We already found a grinder. What are we looking for now?
Uh, you know stuff.
Okay, we're gonna find more than one.
Ready? I'll show you.
What do you mean we're only in a town somewhere?
Hey, where did you find the first one?
I'm in the laundry.
Yeah
Yep, just when we take I just really want to take a selfie with this pink bathroom. Give me one second. Oh
Thank you
So, oh, it's hard to find, okay.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go to the dog.
Do we want to go to...
to head to BB-10?
No, but you're not going to think he was me, really?
You think he would have got me?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so did...
Did we want to switch it up?
But this house as well might be good.
Oh, yeah.
We'll go back to Merrill Park, though, if you guys are feeling...
I can't do it twice my conscience.
Oh he's sleeping right in front of the door just so you know.
He's right in front of the door.
But he's sleeping he looks actually really nice. Maybe just let him out run out. Yeah, let me talk to him
Look he just wants to play
Oh
Okay, okay, we gotta be quick
I'm sorry, Jack's pulling boats.
I'm sorry, Jack's pulling boats.
I mean, Tim is a long lock.
He's a long lock.
Can there be stuff in the suitcase?
Oh, nice bag!
Get your bag!
I'm just going to put it down.
It can't sound like that. It's so hot. How do you kill that bird?
Oh my god, Roxy!
AHHHH! AHHHH! MY BIRL IS MADE BY FOOL!
The fox!
It makes you happy, Roxy King.
Oh my god, the cheese!
I don't know if I can do like something.
There's two of them.
Yeah. Um, actually, no. I'm gonna take the first.
No!
So, girl.
Okay, is that everything?
Wait.
Yeah, let's, um, I feel like there's...
There's no basement, so...
Oh well, let's go.
Okay.
No!
Did you get dead?
Oh, God. I don't feel so good.
Are you okay? Is it because you killed the dog?
Actually, I never killed anything before.
I know. I felt really bad after killing the dog, too.
But he actually seemed really nice, though, that one for real.
Does anyone need to go to the hospital right now, maybe?
I know, I feel okay.
I've got a bunch of ingredients, we're very shy.
My pockets are full.
Oh yeah, don't be too much.
Maybe we go to the apartments to unload the stuff.
Maybe we still have a little bit more time before the sun rises.
Oh, okay.
I don't need four suitcases. Are there anything inside of them?
I'm clear what my four suitcases are.
You guys have been doing great, by the way. Excellent work, everyone. Thank you.
I feel alive.
And the title being Cozy Stream, this is what's happening.
I don't want to say today, we're not successful, we didn't get arrested, alright, we found
the thing that we kinda wanted to get, and, you know, we bonded over killing the dumb
ones.
But we proposed a streamer.
Yeah, you know, I guess tactically we did.
Can you feel okay back there?
He's not going to die...
He'll be undied soon.
OK...
Oh, came someone?
Oh?
He can't see her?
Yeah.
No, he's not.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Oh, you guys are like...
You guys do your crime moves, oh my gosh.
Got apologies...
Oh, vicious!
No, no, no!
What's with the car, stop it!
We're just trick-or-treating.
Trick-or-treat!
Trick-or-treat.
See? See that guy did it.
Oh my god.
Just like how you're in a costume too, right?
Um, now Trico is always, where is this?
Oh.
You are listening.
Have you guys ever gone trick or treating again?
And you know, you're in a pick or you're in a driver.
Just call Trico and he goes, okay?
Okay, hi. Okay, okay.
Hey, thanks, Winkles!
Hey, Winkles!
Okay!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Okay, should I put stuff in the truck?
I mean, hey, whatever you find is yours!
Oh, okay.
Yeah, maybe keep it in your apartment.
Okay.
Let me see.
Okay, I'll be right back.
All righty
Mm-hmm
Gosh course all the way at the end here
All right
I'm gonna wait apartment ground I gotta put stuff on the ground
that's garbage that
Hope chips may antique coin my tape player
My diamond earrings, my guitar, my silver ring, my fucking Tensu case, let's put those
on the floor.
My case of beer.
You can't use them.
What the frick?
Oh, cause it's in my backpack.
Wait, but this is probably the one.
I'm gonna take that with me.
Oh.
Okay.
Maybe I'll just put that back in mine.
with me okay maybe I'll just put that back in my all right all right so wait
why are we mad did I miss something because Ken and I killed a fictional dog
in the game. But hey, when Toyotothong died in Minecraft, I didn't see this uproar.
Okay, alright, I think it was a stop.
Oops, sorry about that.
Thank you. This was stuck for a little while, and you are...
Oh, what's with the status under the chat-a-box now?
Oh, I don't give a shit. He can't do nothing to me anymore.
Alright, you've all come back.
Some people never do.
Hey.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh god.
Wait a minute, Junies, they're not playing about the towing.
I mean...
Alright, let's do one more.
Okay.
Sure.
One in the repawk?
There's gotta be one in this.
Yeah, okay.
Oh my god, some people just find shit. Y'all just find shit to be mad at, literally. Y'all
just find some reasons to be miserable some of you fucking people I swear to
God it's it's it's not real it's not real I did not kill it a real dog okay
I can't believe some people like Jesus Christ we did this house already right
yeah
I think we get back to...
There's something down here we haven't done yet.
What about this one?
Unfortunately this is GTA.
I don't think we did this one.
And there literally is the warning when you click on someone's stream while they're playing GTA.
It says this game is not for all audiences and ages.
All right.
And this is a character that I'm playing.
It's not, it's like.
Don't forget to get low.
Got it.
Can't stand on.
Hi, little earl!
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
We hear now.
What are the odds that we may come across another grinder?
Um, I'd say like, 1%?
1%?
You're still better than zero?
I know. Where was this- where was this uproar where we were at the chicken factory, huh?
For my family.
Huh? Where was this uproar then?
You guys saw the inhumane conditions over there. Come on. It's sounding like a lot of birdphobia in this chat. That's what I'm hearing
I'm hearing a lot of birdphobia right now
My god, I mean these big-ass items. I don't need a freaking microwave. Oh cash
I can't put it in my backpack!
Put it down.
Oh, crotch, crotch, crotch.
Tomato.
Oh, meat for burger shop.
Oh, cheese for burger shop.
Did I need cheese at burger shop?
Oh, I'm dressed like a rat.
I can eat that.
Camera.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, hell yeah.
hell yeah, big TV. Oops. Oh, another guitar. Oh, another guitar.
Are they waiting for me?
I don't hear anybody.
You guys hit the safe down there though?
Yeah I did.
Wait, Noss?
Okay.
Here you go.
Ooh, piece of candy.
Ooh, piece of candy.
We might be able to.
Oh, the sun's coming up.
Uh-oh. Wait, the sun is missing.
Oh, crap.
Okay, okay.
Sorry.
Come on, get in here.
Right side, you kids of all.
What's for that mean?
We would never forget you kids of all.
What's for that mean, get in here?
Never, we'd never forget you like that kids of all. No, no, no.
Oh, it's just parking it closer to the road, hi.
Okay.
What about this one?
Okay.
No.
No.
No, good, no, good.
Okay.
The what?
Me so!
Get down now!
What about this one?
No!
I thought you didn't have this one.
Oh.
We did that?
Okay.
I don't know.
Did we?
But there's one on the right.
Is the one on the right?
This one?
Oh, yeah.
Back it up.
Back it up.
No.
We did this one.
Yeah.
This is the first one.
Yeah.
the first one
on the street
uh...
who said guys on the dog i'm okay
look
he's fine listen
he's
You heard him, he's fine.
Here, listen, he's good.
Looks pretty empty.
Okay, someone's going to hell.
Somebody said dog ankle tempura.
Okay, you're going to hell.
You know what's worse?
I've been killing other human beings in this game.
And no one gave a fuck until it was in trouble.
She's in trouble!
What?!
I think she's in trouble!
We gotta go!
Really?!
We gotta go!
Ted's on move!
Wait, what?
What?
Oh, she's fine.
Oh, I...
She's on the...
She's on the...
She's right over there.
She's right over there.
She's right over there.
She's right over there.
She's right over there.
Oh, what?
Oh, she's just working out about a dead cat, guys.
A dead cat?
No, that's where I draw the line.
Wait, what?
A dead cat?
What happened?
Oh
Or guitars
Oh a freaking phone
Final put down the case of beer
There's a case of beer over here if anyone wants it. I don't have any more room.
Oh! Um, I've been trying to leave the alcohol house.
Ah, okay. That's real.
You can dump stuff in the trunk if you like.
Okay, perfect.
Is this worth anything? A wiring kit? I'm gonna give them the meat so they can take
get back to burger shop
really
police
Gotta go, gotta go, get a drink! Get a drink! Get a drink!
I'm too scared to drink!
Hiya, hiya!
Can we get a burger shot?
Yeah, I found red meat.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have someone waiting a burger shot right now to buy meat, so I need a burger shot.
Oh, perfect, I put it in a trunk.
And uh...
No, we gotta change for us everybody, okay?
Oh yeah.
Huh?
Well, there's the lockers.
They're bookish on the plate.
Oh yeah.
They're not close enough.
Yeah.
I
Don't you know the first thing I'm flying to meet from his car. Oh shit
Zini with the five thank you Vivi with the five
I got 32 steaks for you all good quality deer meat just uh
the
Thank you so much, Ken.
You're welcome.
You're a big help.
No problem.
I'll keep doing it.
Okay.
How are we going to get food?
You know.
Welcome to Berkshaw.
How could I help you?
Okay.
I fuck you too, I guess.
Did you call the wrong person?
Yeah.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Okay, I fuck you too, I guess.
Did you call a raffle, no?
Welcome to...
Welcome back on to Berkresshawd, how can I help you?
Okay, uh, you don't work here.
Ken, there's a random guy in the kitchen.
Ken!
Someone's stealing!
This guy's stealing!
Fuck is wrong with you!
Oh! Oh! Roxie, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, he stole something!
That guy running!
He stole something from the kitchen.
I'm sorry, okay?
Oh yeah, I'll be fine. I'll work it off.
Okay. What do you think he stole?
Um, honestly?
Geez, he's really fast.
Can you like that price?
Oh.
Um.
Well, that's not that serious. I thought he stole something crazy.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Hey, you know what?
Yeah?
I mean, he may have stole something from Berger Shot,
but we stole a lot of things tonight.
We did!
Hey!
So should I not tweet that picture of me yeah, yeah, we did
And say how fun how much fun I had I won't I won't like if it's a bad idea, but
That's so smart, they know
Maybe like not Vivian
Everybody does in socials, right? But then we know right exactly that do that. Okay. Okay. All right. I love that
Can you make multiple socials? Oh, I like it. Okay, okay
How
You have to sign out.
Oh, I'm scared. What if I can't get back in?
I'm like, I create new account.
How do you even spell where Tika?
Like that?
Or was it too?
I don't remember.
Was it with a C?
Yeah, it was with a C.
Chica.
Do I have any other pictures with the rat mask on?
I don't think I do.
I don't.
Yeah? Oh, hey, what's up?
We're having group meeting. I need everyone to come with me to my new office, alright?
Alright, on my way. Let me go out here.
Oh, I'm gonna officially part of the Burger Shop family.
right here okay over here all right this way guys everyone come on so from now
on I walk so I'm probably gonna be in my new office over here okay show you
I'm going to give you guys.
Look at the way Ken works for us.
Oh my god.
Wow, your office is so close by.
You didn't love it, alright?
I gotta change my walk.
Okay, so guys, I actually blocked up this ladder.
This ladder is not accessible.
to block this ladder no longer accessible all right okay
Oh
Oh, yeah, you can you can be here
Okay, no we can give you your own desk if you want all right
Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh!
Oh, um...
Take behind her, man.
She's your employee, the month I need you to sit on the other couch.
The couch on my right is for the shitty employees.
Yes.
Eh?
Oh, yes, you guys come join me over.
Why'd you only tell her to meet me then?
Huh?
So guys, I have important news, all right, and I need everyone to listen, all right?
Yup.
Tomorrow, big corporate is coming to monitor us, all right?
My boss, my boss is coming to Burger Shop, they are going to fund our business, so we
have money, but also they want to see how we run.
So tomorrow needs to be a good day, we need to have customers inside the store, so we
need to advertise, we need to make sure nothing bad happens, because this guy is
my my boss you want to do a speed dating event while my boss is here you don't
need the added stress Roxy we can do the speed dating event today any day but
maybe not when my big boss man come because he's gonna wonder what the
fuck everyone doing but all right he's gonna come tomorrow all right so we're
gonna do little role-play exercise you guys know what's mean role play oh yeah
I do it all the time all right wait what is that starting with you know not
European no no this was special for us a Vivian you name right mm-hmm and can
you please come up here to my desk yep sure okay pretend I am a big corpo big
suit how you're going to greet me when you see me hello hello handsome I hello
are you yelling at me why are you yelling at me oh I'm so sorry I'm
I'm just talking in my normal tone, if you want. I could talk quieter. Is that better?
No, no, no, before it was a little bit better. All right.
Okay. Hello, really important person. Welcome to Burgershot. We are so excited to serve you.
What can I get for you today?
Oh no, I'm just here to look around. Your boss, does he abuse you guys?
No, he's the best boss I've ever had.
good good good good you may see it you pass the test well done VVC thank you
I'm not ready.
Wow.
He just had the water.
It's so greasy.
That's good, Jeff.
I'm not ready.
What do you mean you're not ready?
Hey, take it to my left.
Huh?
To be ready, Roxy.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to try to do my best American accent.
All right, here I go.
My my what do we have here oh?
Yeah partner
Tell me
How's your boss?
Um, well, um, why don't you go and ask him yourself?
Don't fucking say that!
Oh!
What are you looking at?
Oh, shit!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, guys.
What goes wrong with this?
What goes wrong with this?
Um, she had a little bit of attitude, maybe?
That's good, that's good, that's good.
She avoided the question
Do not this guy we want him to feel like he's the boss we do not tell him what to do all right
Okay, may
Uh...
Bar...
Gar...
Um...
I don't understand, can you...
Can you see...
Get me fucking Burger!
A fucking Burger!
Burger?
Hey, you want me to...
Do you want me to pick my nose?
Okay guys, so we're gonna keep Roxy...
Uh...
Hidden in the back...
During this segment.
Burger!
I guess so our mouth shut
I want you to pretend like you are the big boss man, all right and watch
Watch watch how how how how how how everyone speak to you everyone gonna one by one all right speak to
to roxy all right and we are all going to a sorry language barrier how do you
Say it
RP all right
Can you guys handle this or not?
Yes, we can
All right
Well
I
Thought that was Ken
On that I mean
Hurry up!
Really?
Making fun of chickens.
Yeah.
Oh, well the meeting's still ongoing, we're just starting, we're just starting.
No!
Oh, you don't want to show up to the fucking meeting, huh?
Oh, you're on that fucking job, huh?
Get your ass over here, alright? You have three minutes to get over here.
No, on the rooftop, on the...
I did not say two hours earlier than tomorrow.
Actually Rob Simon was... he was awake, he was awake like...
Who was the seven hours ago? I'm comfortable.
This is true. I was building my new office.
Wow!
That's true. Yeah, I was building my new office that I'm trying to show you
We're up here
Was this just like this or was he able to like put furniture down like this
With the ladders in your park
Down the roof of the building, but I believe one of the lot that is
He made it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're you actually can decorate
Yeah, right exactly there. That's so cool
Yeah, I saw so I saw someone that looks suspicious in the parking lot
I can't mind you on the first day that I was here. I told I told
Oh
my god, what's his name?
Park I sold Kirk and Chatterbox and then that I
Haven't do designer, so I should know these things
Oh, yeah, shoot. Yeah, Nini-chan was asking me what my favorite foods were.
You're back on a smoke cigarette.
And ramen. And you want to hear me?
Oh, really?
Yeah, there's a bathroom here.
I think that's that bucket.
Have a good one.
Why am I hearing Tink guys?
That's my drink bucket. That's my drink bucket. I drink from that
This is this is bathroom right here. Oh, I see it's a nice bathroom
Also behind it I put I put a nice
Area over here too. Yeah, you can smoke there
you can see the uh... you can see both of them from there
oh that's nice!
little spy
oh
this is nice, boss!
oh hey, happy time
let me go down and see that chair
let me check that out
oh yeah, it's nice
share right down the corner, we can't miss it
you like it? I give it myself
wow, this is nice actually
I love our home on the island
The bathroom around the corner.
And a little watch tower.
What, why?
Uh...
I'm gonna pee.
How come there's a potty over there?
Why is she farting?
I think I'm still having it now.
Okay.
Do you know what time?
It's not Mr. C, is it?
Oh, that's all right.
Is it Dean Watson?
You never even cooked burger.
Faster.
Are you guys sitting high to the VOD?
That is so sweet.
Also, I just blocked like 20 people on PayPal while I was being stopped requesting me.
People are still requesting me.
Okay.
You're ready to be made with the safe?
Congratulations.
What happened to your outfit?
It's not loud, don't you?
Oh, good.
You're not getting the work fit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What happened?
You can't tell me I'm managing.
I just, I just want a different fit today.
Okay.
You're changing the plan.
You don't have to get changed.
Okay, so I'm going to say it one more time.
Tomorrow big corporate coming, all right?
So everyone need to be good behavior.
So far, Vivian did very good, all right?
Vivian, you did very good.
Thank you, thank you.
All right.
You did horrible, all right?
You did very bad, all right?
Well, and I need everyone here.
We're gonna do a little bit of role play exercise, all right?
I need everyone to come up one by one, listen.
Pretend pretend you are a big Corpo burger shop. All right, everyone gonna come up to her one by one introduce yourself
In in proper way. All right. Does he actually have this accent? Go ahead guys
Relief this guy. Does anyone know who plays him?
Really it's pretty convincing
Wait who started it?
Hello, Mr. Big Boss, how we doing today?
He's Polish though.
How do you think I'm doing?
Not so very good, but that's why we're here to help.
How can I be of assistance?
How can I make your day better?
He is like he's Polish-American.
I'm not even going to clean the toilets.
It's filthy in there.
There's shit all over the walls.
Shit in the toilet.
I have actually been told that we're going to get
new toilets.
Moveable toilets, by the way.
We can't.
Moveable toilets.
Moveable toilets.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
Why?
Like porta-potties?
What do you mean?
We're gonna need the only people in town to have this, alright?
Just so you know.
Move a little, what?
Are they like not mounted correctly?
And you just kinda like...
Side-placed, right?
I feel like that's a foul sound, dude.
They're just toilets, to be honest.
But I have been told that we'll be able to move them around, alright?
I can't hear the toilet on you.
I can't hear the toilet on me.
It's called a diaper.
I think I'm first.
All right.
Where's the diaper?
So we have you.
So many times have I worked really long shifts.
Come on.
Where did you come from?
Oh, me?
All right.
Yes.
Oh, oh, sorry.
It's snuck up right here.
Very good, very professional, alright?
Oh, thank you so much.
What are you pointing at, Happy?
I'm raising my hand.
She was un-cathetic.
He has a question?
What the fuck this means, I'm from Europe, alright?
Yes.
So, she brought a good point.
Will we have
burger shot supply diapers
in one place?
Yeah, I'm sick of buying my own.
my own yeah can it have a can it have the logo on it so we know what a shit to
yeah guys guys what the fuck is going on we're not gonna have fucking pamper is
that fucking burger shop all right no why not all right then depends we work
really long hours we don't always get bathroom breaks they can like yeah people
buy that shit too not just for employees like it'd be like merch
I'm down to make it look I'm starting something I'm not gonna fucking go to big fucking suit
corporate comes in here and I go hey mr. corporate suit can you give me fucking diapers please
hello does anyone have any good the fucking suggestion I think we need a
fire like 80% of the employees that are high yes I think that's right so it
seems like a serious we you know it get that you know changes is that man in
Co-operate who controls that his name is big K. All right, and they're not okay on vacation for two weeks
All right, so when big K come back from vacation he can help me this all right
I have to prove myself in the next two weeks for burger shot
I was only able to get the the guy under a big K. His name is
Cdefgh. Hi, J. Not a serial big J
I don't want to go in a hole.
Wait, why is it too late?
I don't remember his name, alright?
Just know that he will introduce himself tomorrow, alright?
Okay.
We'll call him Small B.
Epidemic, no offense, Happy.
Is he Small B?
Like a small bitch?
I
They started like and he took off his mask that's he's he's being serious
Oh happy and fly roner all right the other ones they just cause shit
Listen all right if people are making problems with us. I am tired of everyone
I'm tired of it. We need to learn to handle fucking problem ourselves all right
The delivery boys
Okay, it is fine all right
Anything you can get listen guys, right?
Burger shop is number one source of crime in this fucking town. So if anyone asks you, why do you want?
Gun license you tell them I want to protect myself every day in burger shop these mara fucking come in here
Mara fucking's
They try to fucking steal from us. I'm very scared of my life. I want to protect myself
They fucking say no
They're not gonna say no
Okay, what's the other issue? Have you ever upset a clown? I used to
Song about killing each one of them like it and I named him off every single one of them in different ways that I would kill them
That would rhyme with their name
Face and they didn't do shit
Okay, he used to help
Yeah
And we start a war with the clowns tomorrow
You need to find a way of handling it where maybe we get police intervention for the day
It'll be like a headache forever, but yeah, I could probably talk them down
You can just sit here for one day and when you're away, this is good after today, you know, we can destroy them. All right
We just need to get the things that the clown what kind of things the clown like
Lollipops
Oh, okay, you have Horns, he's fucking, you know, watch this movie, eat, he's fucking hiding the bags in the lab, and you go after the children always.
That's a movie, man.
Okay, you're lumping like a lot of different clowns together right now, and that's not fair.
Oh, they like really big shoes?
Me?
Hey kid.
Oh, they like, they like it, shoving, uh, there's different versions of clowns, there's different genres,
you can't just lump them all together like a children's party clown isn't the same as a juggalette
true you cannot just put the makeup on the makeup and and and and so clown if this is through
then half the women in this fucking town are crying a lot of people do do that though and then they make it
art doesn't even work mom do you like putting infinite bandanas out of their
You want ginger?
It's not all of us.
I'll talk to him.
I'll talk to him.
If you're a clown, then do it.
Do it to me.
Okay, that's just nonsense.
That is actual nonsense.
Oh, clowns.
We just went there.
I'm just saying, your shoes are normal size.
I don't see a flower where water come out of it.
I've never seen you with a balloon ever.
I'm not that kind of clown!
Okay, well these are the kind of clowns you're trying to keep away, alright?
And that's the problem! Is that Kinsama hired all these clowns that day, and he said, I thought they'd all be like UD.
No, they're not all like me! They're a lot different than me!
Yeah, yeah.
Not that they're my juggalos.
Alright, alright.
Sorry. Okay, so we only hired clowns in there?
I learned my lesson to you.
I'm a jiggler. She's a juggler.
I'm a juggler.
Now guys, now that we have everyone attention here,
okay, everyone here, we're gonna play the point game, alright?
If you were to pick one person in this room to be a manager,
who would it be, alright? Now everyone close your eyes and point at the person.
How do we know where we're pointing at?
Okay, fine. Look where the person is then point it then close your eyes. All right
So I'll get on top of the table so that everyone can point at me. Hold on one second. Wait, is this like the best employee thing or?
Can we just like name names like I don't think it's a big deal. We just call each other fine fine fine. All right. All right
Start with you. Who do you think?
Me? I don't know. I have three people I choose. Okay, who are these three?
Okay, I'd say Ken's on the for sure Ken is
already in one so you cannot vote for Ken
You guys can't vote for me I already am
Okay, so who here is already a manager just Ken?
Yeah just me, okay just Ken and me yeah
I'd say Dee, Dee is really worthwhile she works all the time and she actually goes
out and hunts and she tells people to come to work which is all managers stuff
all right and she is good with the customers it's just funny and she's
cool she practically lives here I got a TV if you if I told you deal with this
clown issue and I and I walked away how would you deal with this clown issue
you really want to know oh yeah for sure
hey this is Jane okay give me a second okay don't explain yourself through song
yes that's the best way to explain yourself
It's the music.
Next on my list, we have Janky, I'm a napkin, alright Shanky, in the letters with a sharpie, tape it on him, where he can't see.
Now it's that innate twinkle.
Now it's all taken by her.
Now you clamp him on the thumb.
Miss, you have to watch this body.
Drinkle.
Now it's time to burn our ember.
What is the best way to endure?
First I will have to dismember.
I will have to dismember
Put her parts into a blender
But then what about Bill?
The yellow is time to leave her dune-dune
And kill her house up with talk
To be half-naked her head into a dimmlet
Don't forget about happy
Looks like you get all sappy
Oh man, his neck was snappy
Can you get a sign to become nappy?
Inside I put one wish left
I get rid of my life debt
Then I go around the town
Killing all these stupid clowns
There is this bozo
I think I'll go slow
Make him dance with no toes
They can now on a tightrope
I cannot wait to take some more
So he's together with mumbo, and he's the ultimate fumble.
He's a hush and laugh as they tumble.
How would I know about scruffy?
Well, this might be a toughie.
Think I will treat him roughly.
But you make sure this one's real bloody.
Now it's time to finish Wayne.
Find a way to try them insane.
I'll paint him by the feet with tape,
and all the blood down to his brain.
Now, will I play with Techer?
Hey, you're excited.
Techer Ray is better.
I will find a way to wreck her.
Techer with MightyPekker.
Then, I'll show my character.
Ratchet.
I eat the candy.
Hatchet.
Nose is head.
Play catchwind.
And it plays as a bat stick.
What happened to my friend?
We already swung on.
Trapped into a car bomb.
Ummm, break the floor.
I'm out the floor.
He's fucking mad, so I love it.
It is blood like it's a curry.
But what about DoubleGun?
I'll give her a chance to run, watch her yell and scream for fun.
Kill her with a machine gun.
What's the grimace way to end brim?
Asked if I could give her a trim,
with me axe and cut off her limbs.
Let her bleed out till it gets dead.
I can't wait to see Boo Boo with her at Great Big.
There's a lot of clouds!
I will take her by the shoes
Sonic, I'll be the king of the tracks
He's the king of the tracks
But how does one kill me snuggles?
Dicement bricks to his two bubbles
Trump in his thieves and his air bubbles
As he tries to get free and struggle
Do I want to kill Delfer?
Hello?
I should just show them her hands
I never wonder
What?
I think of something clever
I'm going to take Foggy
The cat by the ice sockets
I
Also would have accepted you just saying I'll get rid of them
I get rid of my life debt
Then I go up around the town
Killing all these fake cats clowns
How many of these clowns do I gotta kill?
Who do I gotta slay next big fuckin' fail?
I'm Big Fail
I'm Big Fail
You're not Big Fail
I'm Big Fail
I'm Big Fail
Now what's to say here about Queen Hiccup?
How about the juggler like a guest? No fuck. Rip out her ring. He did say it was five minutes long.
Oh, well you all in hell. So good luck.
Okay. Wow.
There's so many clowns in the city. That's what I would do.
Yeah.
I understand. What you have convinced me is we need to actually get, no offense,
but we need to get rid of some of the clowns, alright?
There might actually be too many.
I can't get rid of Happy Hugh.
I don't have a life that I'll die if he dies.
Alright. Next, you over there. Who do you think should be managers?
I would also vote for Dee.
And I would vote for Damien too.
Damien, alright.
Fucking Damien?
What? He's really good at his job. You don't know him like I do.
Yeah, really good at this job sitting at the fucking front doing nothing saying nothing. What the fuck are you talking about?
He has charm and charisma that you don't understand.
Man, fuck his charm. His charm doesn't make me fucking burgers.
I'll argue. We're not here to argue tonight.
It's the best great shakes.
Alright, next.
He must be fucking him or something.
I've got a couple.
We'll definitely see, you know, Dee for sure, she does put a lot in, but I also see Miss
Oki working very, very hard for the company as well.
I do see her, you know, she's always like, hey, let's go get ingredients, and if I need
any buns, nothing, you know, whatever, she's like, I'm off, and she runs off to go get
it.
She's always very helpful, and she's a great support.
All right, who do you think should be manager me?
Who do you think should be manager?
Since I'm already a manager
Yeah, D or dokey, they're the only company once wow right can
Okay, you're dick for that, but whatever haven't been to work in like five days
You can pick as many names you want
Oh, I'd say D, Chan obviously. Also here, Meenard has, Meenard does hold it down.
I mean, why are you saying my name? I'm already, I'm already, uh,
Yeah, you know, I just like you.
What? You should be.
You guys, don't fight right now, guys. Don't fight right now, right?
No, no, I'm not. I thought that was wrong. What was that? Why'd you?
Yeah, for sure. You know, yes, you are. Yes, yes, of course you are.
Oh, okay.
Of course you are. Of course you are.
Well, not once in a while. This is a hab. There's only one manager.
I'm a hab. No?
Who is it?
Wait, what?
Well, we're working...
Wait, it's just a visual bug.
It's a visual bug.
Visual bug?
Yeah, we're working to fix it right now.
Well, I know there's a one for a personal assistant in there too.
We can make one in a second, I would say Jan, Maynard, Son, Doki, Chamon, all the good ones.
All right, all right. Doki.
Oh, I think we do need some, we probably need some managers in the morning, sorry.
Yes, I was going to ask, do you guys know anyone who is MVP in morning?
I'm not awake in the morning.
There I know what he does.
Sometimes around.
He'll pay you a pay of clocking out and going on a journey.
He'll be around in the mornings.
I don't know if he's in MVP or not.
You know what I've been doing.
I've been doing what he does.
What about in-cheese?
What about in-cheese?
Anybody counting food?
He's around in the morning.
Yeah, doesn't he go home in the morning sometimes?
Well, we need somebody who's here every day.
This is very important.
Every day.
I can try to wake up early.
We need somebody to hear every day, this is very important, every day.
I can try to wake up early sometime this weekend, or you know, around tomorrow.
Sure, I also try to wake up early and see how people do, you know?
Extra adventure.
You know, wake up early.
I don't know who does morning shifts at Burger Scott.
I wake up at, like...
I can't say how long ago.
I'm gonna wake 11 hours.
I mean, I can do it.
Does that not count?
Wait, does that count as early?
Yeah, I could be here in the morning.
I'm done with the pack.
That's like when I wake up.
Yeah.
Aren't you the personal assistant?
Damien does early shifts too.
Oh, fuck.
Well, this actually goes out at night and shit.
Like, he actually does work really hard.
The company also told a lot of people that we use rat gig in our burgers.
I mean, no, that's nasty.
I'm very likely to punch Pildos in the dick.
He's my first friend in America.
You're going to keep forgetting about that.
He's my first friend here in the city too.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Mr. Clown.
Doki, did I ask you?
You give me a list.
Hi. Yeah, I would say definitely,
if Baynard isn't a manager yet,
manager yet definitely between D and Maynard
uh yeah same
alright let's make a sprain
wait that's everybody
Mr. Clown?
happy?
yeah I would say definitely not new guy
um probably
oh my god not new guy
who the fuck is new guy?
wait are you saying my beard is the new guy?
holy shit
oh no no no that is a sexual predator alright
and I'm not gonna make a mistake
oh god face it
Okay, Mr. Mothra, this guy fucking show up to, somebody told me he took Viagra and went to the fucking party and took off all his clothes, no?
What?
Oh yeah, he did that.
What?
Yeah, the-
What party was that?
Yeah, he had a rage point of erection while he was poking at his party.
Because of him, everyone thought I threw a fucking sex party.
They called me the sex guy.
Oh, what the hell?
Okay, maybe it was a little bit of a problem.
I thought you were being out of pocket.
also has like three other jobs he works at the present oh what the fuck sitting
around in the hospital earlier doing jack shit well I was like home down
burger shop by myself and I was just like why are you here and then I drove
him off the pier earlier because I was high on speed oh yeah he told me about
that listen guys we don't want people to think that bonga shop is a sex
It's cold. Alright? We don't want people to think this.
What? Would it be good for PR?
Sex sells.
What do you have? You have tried to make it seem you're higher as your girlfriend's Rob Summer.
Sex sells. Come on.
This is not true, okay? Don't listen to him. He's drunk.
What are you saying? If sex sells, how many people shoot a porno on the front door?
That was just a joke. That was just a joke.
Yes, absolutely. Now you're thinking exactly. That's perfect.
all right rock saying can you pencil in a corn shoot on the front counter burger
shot after hours all right mr. clown
what then you want to mail and we'll sit at the mail or day yeah oh sorry sorry I
I don't know the language better yet.
I think Roxanne's the only one left.
Roxanne, which barrier is it?
Instead of English.
I would like to really think, I think Tensama can really hold down and manage it.
S? He's already the fucking manager.
He's already a manager?
And I think Tensama's the only one left.
Do you work here?
What?
What the fuck?
What do you get, Miss?
Are we back to Roxie-Chan?
Don't worry it was a low dosage alright it's only gonna make her sleepy.
Oh was Academy gone?
Man she's only saying that because they fucking watched One Piece in bed together bro.
What?
That's the only reason she's saying that.
You're watching something in bed with everyone fucking here.
I swear.
What? Not me.
What?
No wait it's more girls night though it's gonna go crazy.
You gotta hatch it today.
Oh boy friend.
Oh.
Well you gonna hatch it?
Yeah.
Nice.
You wanna meet him?
Yeah.
Didn't you name one of them Rob?
His name is Rob.
Oh shit!
The fucking hatchet doesn't mean.
Hi Rob.
What's up?
Good name for a hatchet.
Can you pretend it's a name after me so I can feel special please?
Actually just tell him it is and then tell him it's not and then go hmmm it's not a name after you.
Okay so guys this meeting is over tomorrow guys I don't know what time I asked him what time he said I don't know whatever.
right so I'm not sure but okay you told me you have a very big surprise for me
all right oh okay was it the big surprise no there's another surprise do
we know it we're gonna have hot dog car well it's not a hot dog car but we're
gonna have it like a very fancy burger shop car to drive oh delivery van
Oh yeah I've been doing deliveries. Did you get me shaped like a burger?
No it's not gonna be shaped like a like a burger. I'm not gonna ruin it because I
already saw it but this shit was fucking sexy.
All right.
Is it sexy or just like me in the face again?
No like very sexy but the back of the police said
Everyone listen!
All right, the better we do tomorrow, the more money they're gonna give us, okay?
And I've been told that a very good chance, if everything goes well tomorrow, we get six-figure money in our bank account, all right?
For the shop, all right?
Oh, wow!
with this I will be rewarded people that work very hard all right with big money all right
okay all right that's it does anyone have any question
on. Boss, I have to talk to you about the fact that you're getting sued. Fuck, why did
you have to do this? All right. Yeah, that's fine. Everyone else can go. All right. Thank
you, boss. You're right. I have to talk to you about too. Maybe with some of that money,
we should use it to get everybody not sick. Oh my God. I plan my field. And so now
I've got to go like right now. Oh, perfect. Make that money. You need to go to or
Nah, nah, I'm going to bed.
It was good to see you.
Nice to see you.
Always lovely.
I'll see you soon, I'm sure.
Can you go out and do some work with us?
See you around, okay?
Don't let the man get you down.
Oh yeah, I won't.
Never let that happen.
Alright.
Bye.
Bye.
Love, Ted.
This walk is ugly, I know.
I need a cute walk.
I need heels too.
Is he running?
A squeaky?
Does he squeak when he runs?
It's his shoes?
That is so funny.
Okay, I just need to borrow... just need to borrow... just gonna borrow this... really quickly... just gonna borrow this...
Oh, it worked for once!
It worked.
Okay, I'm going to see if I can make it back to the apartments with no map.
I think I can do it.
I think I can do it.
Yep, I think I can do it.
Yeah, I clocked out before the meeting.
Oh, the bank, I should go back to the bank.
Oh yeah, I have the cash when I was stealing.
Okay, well now I actually have to look at the map then.
Okay, mind you I was not even going the right way.
Fleekah?
He texted me.
Go postal.
Look at Dixie making her money.
That's what I'm talking about, girl.
And the pawn shop, you're right.
We actually do the pawn shop first, then.
They might not be open.
All the stuff is at your apartment now I have 12 effing guitars
Why are they only open at night
How do the pawn shops work?
I have a television
Dang it
What I got to call the pawn people
Some are open during days and summer night. Okay, okay, so so the pawn pawn shops not like NPC
It's like run by like real people
Should I should just put I should just put myself on on here though
You mean Vegas?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
You're familiar. Have we met each other?
Really? Let me see. Let me look at your face.
Maybe. What's your name?
You probably recognized me. Anyway.
I'm Becky. Becky with the good hair?
Becky with the good hair?
I think maybe we've met before. My name is Vivian.
Vivian?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe, definitely maybe, maybe.
Well, what's up?
What are you up to?
I can't do a burger shot.
Yeah, I do.
Every now and then.
Emil, let's forget that there's a...how do you like it?
It's okay.
You know, it's pretty decent money.
The staff's really cool.
The clowns, I'll see that.
Um, I think there's only, like, two clowns that work there, but they're cool, too.
Yeah, I'm good with that.
Um...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are they a little violent at times, actually?
Uh, yeah, but like in a good way.
Oh, yeah, in a good way.
In a definitely good way.
Okay, okay.
Clown supporter, go.
Um, okay, I'm gonna get out of here, actually.
I'm gonna leave.
Alright, cool!
It's nice meeting you, Viv.
Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you.
Have a good one, Becky.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Okay, she does not like clowns.
She does not like clowns.
Who's that thing I'm looking for?
Card reader.
Or should I just say that I'm a psychic?
I'm not sure.
Psychic.
Psychic.
Chicken.
Chicken.
Oh my god, I was under mechanic.
the names attached automatically- OH FUCK! I FUCKIN' DELETE IT!
I
Shhh.
Hey!
Ah!
Shhh.
Oh God, that's how I feel right now too.
I got Tixie, Jesus Christ, she's always going through it, what the fuck?
Okay, well, let's just go to Flika.
Oh, I want to try to open the no pixel cards.
Yeah, I haven't done that.
How do I do that?
Do I like to pull my own stream up or something?
You have to enter it.
And watch for an hour.
Dang it!
It doesn't count if I- maybe I should have had my own stream up.
Okay, I'm gonna see.
I'm gonna try.
I'm just gonna pull my own stream up and see if it works.
Deposit, okay cash on hand, deposit, boom, paychecks, boom, oops, put it in cash, boom, boom, boom,
okay, okay, um, wait what did I just say?
Wait, what did I just say? I was gonna do all the cards, but
Okay, I'm so close to my dream car
Okay, and now let me go home
Where's my house
I know, I just got one, so if I hope, I think I'll say no.
What?
Ooh, that's a hide and catch a back door and then go to come here.
Dixie's in prison.
Oh, that was days ago.
Oh, she's okay.
I thought that was just- oh that was when she shot Tyler, I remember.
Because she hit- that's why she had the uniform on in the picture.
Um, so when you buy a car, can you respawn it? I don't know how any of that shit works with the cars.
I do know that you have- you have- you have to get it, like, towed?
If you, like, fuck it up and shit.
So I- actually, if I get my own car, I, like, actually have to practice driving better.
You can't respawn it?
What do you mean?
As long as you don't lose the key fob.
Okay.
Okay, so I just can't lose the key fob.
Okay.
Now I'm gonna make it the light pink so it looks like my actual car that I have in real life.
It'll look just like it, it'll be so cute.
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.
Did she just take a picture of me?
What the fuck was that?
She just took a picture of me.
What did she do?
I wanna be nosy.
There's a lot of people walking around.
Hello, FuzzyFull.
Hello, then how are you?
What the f*** is she doing?
What? I'm just saying.
Go Joe?
How is this walked?
We like this walk.
How do I do the thing?
Okay.
Oh, this walk.
Kinda cute.
Oh, who the fuck is- oh my God.
Wait, is this because I put my number in the London list?
Go for Vivian.
Hello Vivian, my name is YY and I've seen your ad about you being like a psychic palm reader
type thing.
Yes, yes I am.
Oh my gosh, I really need to, can I hire you to give my friends a reading, she's going
through a tough time right now.
Yes, absolutely.
So basically her boyfriend was like cheating on her and we also found out he's gay.
or cheating on her as a girl could eat me and we found out that eating is like a
psycho killer or something um and I just want to know like what her future
tells you because a psychic told her that she might like it's a long story
we probably should just meet up okay yeah um I'm at the apartment where are
you we're at Cyprus I'm storing a photo shoot for my business opening
tomorrow but we're free to do it here okay Gina how much longer your
photo shoots gonna be I was gonna head to bed but if you guys are almost done I
could go right now yeah okay let's do it yeah it's doing hey well I'm gonna wait
to fix your heart okay perfect um you need us to pick you up or are you
able to make your way over um I could make my way over would you be able to
text me the location. Yeah, I'll pin you. All right. Thank you so much. Okay. See you
soon. See you soon. Do I duty calls? It can hard as they can say duty literally calls.
Was this my car?
Oh fuck, I can't wear this outfit.
What floor was I on again?
three
we begin
you begin, hold on
Okay. Okay, um, just gonna do a casual reading. I'm just gonna put some chill shit on. I'm
just gonna put this back on. Oh, okay. Okay, so I think I have to go back to the burger
Perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
How far away is this?
Oh, perfect. I'm pretty much gonna pass burger show on the way almost. Okay. That's perfect
Sorry about that
I leave my car for two seconds seriously I leave my car for two seconds
I was just talking to Ferg because he was racing to the streets of Los Angeles like a fucking lunatic.
Hey Dixie!
Oh hey Viviana, how are you?
Good, how are you?
About to go do a psychic greeting.
What are you up to?
We were doing a psychic greeting.
Tig told me you went to bed.
I was literally about to go to bed and then I just got a call.
And I felt like I had to take it.
You know, money's tight.
I'm coming with you.
come in
you to run some of this thing okay
i need to run
really
fat scottish man over there
really no no no he's giving me a ride
okay fine
uh... uh... my god i have to be such a nice person
i'll take care of it
i really have to be a nice person right now
yeah yeah
uh... fine okay i won't run him over
okay thank you
thank you another day
alright
See ya!
Alright, off we go.
Did you know Tig is a farmer now?
Yeah, she just told me that's what she was going to go do is um, go get-
Oh, oh my god.
I don't know anything about the farm life.
I tried to go over there today and it was not for me.
Hello Tig O'Connor, how are you?
Tig, hey!
Hey!
How's it going, ladies?
Good!
I just got a quick call to do a psychic reading, so I'm going to do that real
quick.
Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry. I got attacked. I got attacked.
Who would attack you?
It was the gay man, Ferguson. You know, the ex-mayor candidate.
What a bastard!
I know.
He's definitely gay in hiding it. You don't understand.
You know, the beard, you know?
About not being gay.
Yeah, his whole campaign was, I am not gay or however the Scottish accent is.
I know, he does like mention it a little too much for it to like not be questionable.
Exactly, if you really want to hide being gay, you can have life's being to be your beard.
You both get married, and you're both gay secretly, but like together, exactly.
Yeah, I mean then you get on the health insurance.
Shhh. Exactly, Tig, you get it, you get it.
Yeah, I know, 100% I've never done that before.
Anyway, so he attacked me and he was like, learn how to drive a lady.
So I raced, um, I chased him through the streets of L.S. and I met him at the apartment complex.
He was like, show me your license and registration and I was like, okay, let me go pull it out.
And I went behind my car and I pulled up my two middle fingers and I said, here's my
registration, bitch.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, I think, I think that was one of my weaker getbacks, but it's fine.
I'll work on it tomorrow.
I like that. Okay, they said there's someone over here. Let me see.
No, no, no, he was giving him like a driver's like learners. I think this is them right here.
Hey ladies. I'm Vivian. Hi. Oh, you're Vivian. Yes. Hey, nice to meet you. I got a call from one of you.
about a friend. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Oh hey, nice to meet you. This is the friend in
need. This is the friend in need. Her name is Melody. Hi Melody, nice to meet you. I'm Vivian.
I love your hair. Thank you. Hey, so tell me what's going on. I heard you got cheated on.
on. Man, this man, okay, okay, this man. But I already decided in my mind in my brain
and he should have like, you know, read my mind, right? Like that we were meant to be,
right? Like we never officially say it, but it was a bear, right? He's my lair bear
and a snow bear, right? Right? I find like he starts then ignoring my calls.
he starts avoiding me.
And then today, I find on the socials
that he is running around with this other check.
And the folks are being like, oh, lovebirds.
Oh, the perfect couple.
And so I hit the shortcut.
OK.
And I call her because I'm trying
to be like a little sly, because I
wanted to see if she knew about me or not, right?
And I was like, hey, how are you doing?
girl has a new job because I helped her get her job by the way by dressing up like a turkey
as turkisha okay of course and she's like oh my god it's you question why
like she acted like she doesn't know me like she forgot who I was
and I was like hey have you seen like Larry and stuff and she's like oh you mean my
my boofy?
my boofy?
oh my god
oh my god
oh you and Larry?
oh yeah that's my boyfriend
oh
okay
I'm looking make sure that
he calls me
I'll forward his number to you
I'll forward her like your number
and I'm like
he has my number
I know for a fact he does.
And then I tried to call her back again to, like, you know, see if, like, you know, instead
of, like, confidating him, like, confidating her, because then I find out more news.
Right.
But apparently she's actually stalking him.
And telling everyone that he's her boyfriend.
And then when I try to call her again, the call drops.
I'm pretty sure that hoe blocked me.
And so, like, in my life of troubles, my man, too, like, you know, mentally, I already
told him, like, in my mind, in my mind's eye, that, like, we are meant to be together, and
he should know this already, because, you know, this is, like, a definite, like, there's
just no change in that.
Right.
Of course.
And then this crazy lady is trying to, like, steal one of my boyfriends, because, you
know, the roster has to stay strong, right?
Right.
Like, now I'm, like, I'm being disrespected by being avoided.
He's not taking my calls.
this crazy lady is like climbing up my piece of territory and like right now I'm
just like feel like life's falling apart and like I'm gonna like lose it I'm like
gonna absolutely just like end up hurting somebody and like how is my
TikTok gonna survive cuz like I'm a TikTok influencer and like my audience
loves my vlogs especially when I talk about Lairdair they love him and they
I love them, I'm like, that's going to hurt my audience.
So I'm like, I really don't know how my future's going to be.
OK, well, that's perfect.
Well, you called the right girl.
We can go ahead and get you a reading done,
and we could see what the world has in store for you,
what spirit wants to tell you.
Because I need all the help I can get it.
OK, all right, just breathe, just take a deep breath,
Let it out. Let it out.
Okay.
I'm seeing... wow.
Oh my god.
You're actually not going to believe it.
This story is actually going to be the best thing that's ever happened to your TikTok.
gonna do a 12 part series called who the fuck was I dating and it's gonna go so
viral your followers are gonna triple overnight people are going to love it
they're gonna be begging you I need to hear more when's the next part please
post part two part heart three part four and you are going to go so beyond
viral that you're you're not even ready for it overnight celebrity
you already are you said you already are popular on their butt
okay maybe I can really like Mel then yeah yeah it could turn into something like
that too like a full-blown Netflix dog okay so okay crazy thing I almost forgot
to had okay so do you know mystic morag by chance she's like a local mystic I
I trust her with my soul and my heart and my being.
I do not think I do actually.
He's a great, another crazy part to add to it.
She told me that I need to avoid any men
that's name starts with the letter L.
And shut up, his name's Larry.
Larry's name!
God, Larry!
With the letter L!
Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah.
My try is my docuseries.
Yeah, it's perfect.
you have to see up you have to listen to the spirits telling you move move it's
important oh I clean this I clean this I clean this lesson right now get an
almani guys sorry about that even though yeah it may seem like right now that's
oh sorry for that guy was trying to fuck my friend even though it may seem
like right now fuck yeah yeah she'll handle it
You good, Dixie? You got him?
Yeah, she's had a lot.
Oh, I'm good.
Okay.
This is actually a blessing in disguise.
Basically, that's what the universe is trying to tell you.
Yes.
Okay, I mean, that's some good news.
I think he's so in line.
Yeah, you're so welcome.
But what if, like, something changes?
Like, what if, like, Larry then started calling me
and, like, texting me again?
Like, what should I do?
It's too late.
He had his chance.
Hmm.
Because you want to know what?
If you let him slide this time, baby, it's gonna turn into a water park
He's gonna slip and slide all over the place forever and ever
You guys stand on business
Exactly there's so many men out here
here. Yeah, well, I could just, you know, I just kind of I'm a vessel for the spirit.
So whatever spirit has to tell me, I just deliver the message.
Can I have your contacts so like, if I need them, I can have their spiritual talk on.
Absolutely.
Mmm.
That's pretty, pretty, pretty good.
The spring ride.
Can I suggest something, you guys?
Of course.
Yes, yes.
No.
And I love the docu-series idea and the TikTok 12-part, 81-part series.
Sometimes you just need to take more drastic measures and you know me. I'm a try to be not a violent person
But you got my hands on this lately, and you want to use it so
Maybe to
What gang is he a part of question mark?
The brick boy is a brick boy.
Well I'm actually on good terms with them, never mind, never mind.
I mean, I just might just try an entire reputation now, you know.
Well here, I'll give you this just in case.
Oh my god, you're like an angel.
Oh my god.
Of course.
To use this.
And just remix her speed.
Okay, hold on.
I gotta make a TikTok right now to start off the journey.
Yeah, I'm so happy for you.
Yeah, you gotta...
Yeah, you gotta be in the top.
Wait, Vivian, get in the background.
Get in the background.
Yeah, everyone get in the background.
Yeah, sure.
Come on, Vivian.
Yeah.
I need to change the filter.
Make sure, like, it's in...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Step the subsets up, girls.
Get your vapes and get in the background, too.
In a line.
Period.
You're right.
You're right.
Okay, though.
In the tape.
Yeah, with tea, with tea.
Don't need to buy any of it.
Do you want me to hold your phone and film it for you?
Oh my god, would you please?
Of course.
Period. Period. Oh my god.
Thank you. Okay, ready when you are.
Talk, it's Melody Brainrod. You're Brainrod at batty.
Ah, six seven, six seven.
Make sure to send Galaxies and Roses for the merch.
We gotta like make sure we fund that merch, okay?
For like Melody Brainrodders right there on the top.
right there on the top we got you know crop tops and regular teas okay well update on the
lair bear series talk to an amazing mystic amazing psychic Miss Vivian she has reassured
me that even after this fiasco of lair bear being just you know a psychopathic cheater
and then like with this psychopathic girlfriend who's also a stalker and then like possibly
Who's ready?
Thank you for the galaxy. Thank you for the galaxy.
AHHHHHHH
That was bad.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want to interrupt, but she did just ruin the shop by getting...
She just ruined the whole shop.
What a ruin the shop here.
Okay, if we can just restart, that'd be great.
Give her a good place.
Okay, I'm here. Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Sorry, I just like it.
I'm very happy about it.
Okay, okay, five, six, seven, eight from the public school.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Remember, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, eight.
You got this, try and come to her.
La boo boo, Dubai chocolate, ooh, six, seven.
Oh my, oh my God, yes.
La boo boo.
Oh my God, this chud is getting into our fucking shot.
Oh, watch out.
He's leaving, he's leaving, he's leaving.
I guess some more butter.
Addy says, now the brain rod hides in today and makes sure that
Fuck out of here go
It's like
I can't get wrinkles. I can't get wrinkles.
Remember the Harry Potter Your Name TikTok series?
Or it's a series of text messages on Instagram?
Oh my god, you're sorry.
I remember.
Exactly remember the ones you asked.
I'm the multiple dating app.
Multiple like team Dumbledore.
She's snapping.
She's going to snap your neck.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Bring your vape out.
Bring your vape out, please.
Thank you.
I'm going to lose that picture.
Get your vape off right now.
I have an app.
OK.
One more time.
Three.
Three, two, one, action.
Hey guys!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh my!
Oh no!
Yes!
Okay.
All right, ladies.
Well, that is all the time that I have, fortunately.
So I am so sorry about your TikTok, but yeah,
I'm going to have to head out here.
You have a great day.
Sorry for my friend.
Oh my god.
It's nothing to be sorry about.
No, it's completely OK.
I wish you best of luck.
Congratulations in advance on going viral.
And yeah, you guys are going to be kind of it.
Have a single dump from Y-Ways Woman here.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, that's a single dump.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry, girl.
I'm just a small.
Oh my god.
Nothing to be sorry for.
Yeah, we're going to her sleep.
Let's go to her sleep.
Let's go to her sleep.
No, she's gotta go. She's gotta go now.
Okay, just hold on.
You got this.
You're stronger than you think, girl.
Keep your head up. Your crown is falling.
Queen.
I got it.
I'm so sorry about that.
You seem to like weapons. Here's a broken bottle.
Aw, thank you so much. I can't wait to sell it.
Yeah? Do you want that?
Oh, yeah.
I'll get that for you.
get that for you? Is it my account ID? Is that what I'm looking for? Yes, please. Okay, it is
0010383.
You know, actually, again, you're on tomorrow. Yeah. Okay, okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I really appreciate that.
Oh my god. Thank you so much. That is so generous of you. Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you guys
All right night ladies
I'm gonna hit the hey, but uh, you guys have fun if you're up on the business, too
Yeah
Yeah, what is it again tomorrow?
Why why is one why why is one man? Okay?
Okay.
I'm over here getting your triple dub.
Alright.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Alright, ladies. I'll see you around.
Bye.
Bye.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm three.
I'm just going to get out of here.
I'm going to run back.
Oh my god.
I'm going to run back.
Oh.
Get the shit out of here.
OK.
Just see.
Just.
All right, ladies.
Just try.
I'll be seeing you.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Just go.
Bye.
Just go.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, she's never getting that man back, by the way.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Now, well, she shouldn't have.
I mean, what the hell?
She shouldn't have taken back anyway.
Well, now she shouldn't have.
Well, she shouldn't have a mega viral.
Wait, why?
Do you know him?
She's got some anger issues.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Yeah, she was definitely a little upset about that trick drop, but, you know, what are you gonna do?
I might take these videos that I took of her having a freak out and sell them to LSBN.
Oh my God, especially too, because she's gonna go viral, so it's like she's gonna be the talk of the town.
So if you cancel her the second she goes viral.
Yes, absolutely. If you cancel her as soon as she goes viral, everyone's gonna care.
Local influencer freaks out live on camera.
Yeah.
That's perfect.
Oh, that's perfect. Yeah.
And if you just, yeah, you gotta do it while you're ahead.
You gotta cancel her right in the rise of her startup.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait. Oh, you don't want to cancel?
Paracards right.
No, no, no. If you play a cards right, this will actually help her career.
Oh, yeah.
You know, she'll be like, you know what?
And then she can post the video and be like,
Yeah, I'm a bitch, but so what?
What's wrong with being a bitch?
And then everyone can say, you know what?
Yeah, you're right, girl.
You go queen like that. Listen
Put on tiktok will support her women no matter what she does. Yeah, I
Think everyone knows this, you know, she could literally kill someone and people would be like, but it wasn't her fault you guys
Exactly. She's a girl. I could really spin this
Make her it seemed like she's in the bad. Okay. I have a PR
Well, I think she's actually in the right and she'll get more followers and I'll get money out of it, right?
Sorry, give me a second, I just have to check my phone.
You know, usually you don't, you know, stop the car in the middle of the road, check your
phone, and pull off to the side.
I just have to pull up the maps.
You're concerning me Vivian.
Oh no, I got this.
I'm gonna buy my own car soon, actually.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm saving up enough money.
Did you know she just tipped me $5,000 for that reading?
Can you believe that I know how nice of her was that this is turning into a really
Lucrative business. I know I'm so glad I took that you know what and and spirit told me spirit told me
You know what just just take because I wasn't gonna do it. I was like, you know, I'm pretty tired
But I was like I'm gonna take it
When the spirit is over you gotta listen you gotta listen. Yeah
You did that's when a mother ran a church for so long the spirit took over her. That makes sense
Yeah, but she's probably the most unholy woman I've ever known.
That's usually how it goes.
I know she used to kill people.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, not to learn everything I know.
I mean, not to use his name in vain.
Literally, she's kidding.
Yeah, because she went to church and all that.
I want to use this weapon on someone.
Oh, okay.
Well, be careful.
Oh, okay.
So I'm going to go.
I'm just joking.
I'm kidding.
I know you never do that to me, Dixie.
Never do that ever all right. Well you have a good night. I am freaking pooped so I'm just gonna go I'm also going to bed
Oh my god perfect
But before I do I have to ask you something yeah shoot
They're cowboy. Oh hello
See ya
Yeah, what's up? What you have to ask me?
What do you know about the Epsilon conspiracy?
What? I haven't heard. What even is that?
Oh, you haven't heard of it?
No, what's that?
Listen...
To be part of this cult called Epsilon and...
Mm-hmm.
As I got back to the city, there's been tons of graffiti around...
...Celan. I'll send you some pictures. Hold on.
Okay, I feel like I've heard the name. Like, I've seen it somewhere.
You might have heard of it because our new mayor, Eliza Di Stilano, is a part of the cult.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, what's going on, guys?
Oh, hey!
Hey, how are you?
I'm doing okay.
You guys are the ones arguing with that Ferguson man over here, yeah?
Oh, yeah, I was.
Yeah, I picked her up in the middle of that.
I'm still not sure what happened there.
What?
What the hell?
What's happening?
He was calling you a private driver or some shit.
Well, actually a few days ago he put his erectile over function in my face and I slapped him over
He said he's constantly hard and he fucking hit me with it. So I slapped him to the ground and I said never do that again for
Like I'm not gay Dixie. I said no one ever said you were gay, but now I really do think you're gay for
Well, if he's gay then why was his
You know, how was he like a reptile near you?
Well, he has a rectile over function so he's constantly hard, you know?
What? I've never heard of a rectile over function.
Well, you know, like, it's like dysfunction but backwards.
Wait, I was asking about the car accident. Where did this all start?
Oh, sorry, sorry. This is leading into the car thing.
So, I put a little bit of beef because we fought in front of the hospital.
Oh, if you actually put your hand on me.
And then we've been enemies ever since.
So he's driving in the middle of the road, right, and you know, I'm running my business,
my little music in my car, a little Ariana Grande, you know, her new album, whatever.
He drives by me, he's like, learn how to drive, bitch. And then he drives by me,
and I'm like, how could you? I might have embellished the bitch part, but that's what I heard.
And what I hear is valid. He's by me, he's like, learn how to drive. And I follow him,
and he's speeding through the streets, running every red light. And obviously,
when he runs the red light it's red but when I run the red light it turns green
because I'm pure of heart right okay I mean about the apartment complex and I'm
like hey you tell me that he goes well maybe you should have added to the
burger shop I just realized right now I got added to the burger shop group chat
I'm like reading out and I said okay you can see my license of registration here
you go license and registration bitch oh yeah not really upset and he took a
phone call to avoid it.
What happened?
The illness furgus man has a
very quite the history.
Kisses weird vendetta against me, I don't know why.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure there's, you know, good things that can get your mind off that, you know, like, what's been good for you?
Surely, what's been going on? Like, some good things.
Oh, god.
You think I have good things going on?
I got my nose broken a gas station exploded on me. I was arrested twice
I assaults a police officer. You fell off the mountain the other day.
I fell off a building twice I shot my brother with a gun.
She went to jail for shooting your brother with a gun.
Why did you shoot your brother with a gun?
I'm fucking annoying, that's why.
Holy shit. She's like a gangster then.
I'm just a girl from sandy shore is trying to find her footing
Okay, okay, you know good for you. Hey listen things are going to start looking up. I can see it in your future right now
But you know what I am what I'm a social media influencer, so actually I know what's about to happen in the future
You know I've met one of you guys before, his name is Ashwagias.
That's right, I remember that guy, he commented on one of my posts that she was asking for
a follow for follow.
How embarrassing.
Yeah, he's kinda desperate, I'm not gonna lie.
Desperate desperate, you know I don't understand why you go about doing it like that instead
of just meeting people and letting it flow naturally like, hey, would you guys like
to be beachers on Twitter or like whatever it is you know that's better to go about
than just...
Yeah.
for fall is crazy I would have you think so oh my god I mean I've been going
around with weapons and saying hey follow me else you know what I mean well
that's not begging that's demanding that's different okay but you know how
about this how I just follow you and you follow me we don't kill each other okay
sure yeah oh thanks compromise somebody who's in our conversation
Oh my god, they heard everything.
I do hear it a lot by a lot of people.
Sorry, I don't think I ever got your name actually.
I was too fixated on the story.
Oh, Dixie, what's your name?
My name is Raymond. I didn't know about that.
Nice to meet you.
Are you Dixie Remay?
Yes.
You're the one with the picture of blood all over your face?
You know what?
I am.
There you go.
Oh my god, he has so many followers already.
Your influencer life is going wild.
Yeah, I just started two, three days ago.
You know, I've been...
Yeah, go through my page, actually.
I'm not kidding.
When I see this, I have a professional photographer.
It takes all my photos.
He's quite good.
Who the hell is this?
Oh, I'm getting a call from a member.
I don't have one second.
Put it on.
Go for Vivian.
Hello, Vivian.
My name is Corey Cordell.
I'm wondering, do you offer readings
over the phone or should or how much does a rating cost over like in person I do I do both over the phone and in person but I am about to head to bed right now
okay okay okay I will try to catch you another time then all right you have a good one thank you you as well all right go I
I'm like a nice person
and
Because here's my phone number if you guys need help, you know with anything it is, you know, I might be of use just let me know
Oh my god, you are so what do you do?
Would you mind sharing your contact one more time?
Oh, yeah, I give you my contact as well. Let me say that something I don't have a hybrid is saving it. I need to do it
I get my hands involved in a lot of things these days. I'm trying to take things slow,
but I do have a extensive history of crime. Let's just say that we together right you brought
friend you're right no no i robbed houses with yeah i went with i'm yeah i went me and dixie
didn't go together it was my first time i went with other people wait you had your first time
without me oh i'm sorry i didn't know that you that you robbed houses i thought our first time
was going to be together at the end i do remember you to say that but then that other guy i
should like never really like pulled through and it was kind of like a last minute thing i was
that burger shot and they just kind of asked me to go no no it's it's the
sanctity of your first time has been taken it's fine it's whatever it's
whatever sorry no you guys enjoy your lights you know this could be fixed yeah
okay you have a good one this I'm gonna go talk to her I'm gonna go talk to her
yeah go go make sure she's okay yeah Dixie Dixie hey what's up okay no I
I just uh just wanted to check on you. I you know I am really sorry about no. I'm no it's okay
It's okay. Really. It's fine. You know it was not something I planned for I actually was gonna go to the farm and like make money
You know like make it honest living, but then you know I just kind of got asked last minute, and I just I just went for it
I'm sorry
You can't be a farmer Vivian. I know everyone else at the farm huh, you know
I know I hated it
Carmella tried to get me into it and I just, I couldn't handle it.
I know, it was terrible.
There was dead birds everywhere, I couldn't stand to see it.
I'm like, wait.
Where, where are your feet?
So this is my burger shot uniform.
I'm not allowed to have my feet out there.
What?
I know, it's like kinda fucked up.
You need a job where your feet, where you can be your true self all the time.
Do you think I should just like tell them like you know what like stick it to the man and say you know what no
I'm not working here unless I could have my feet out
Listen
Just they want to you know say that people are replaceable and they're corporate entity
Are you valuable to them?
Yeah, you know what you're right
Part of chicken, you know you have an inside scoop to clock in bell
Well, this could be good for a burger shot down the line in case there's food wars.
That's true.
To let you have your feet out or else.
True.
Switch sides.
Saw all the burger shot secrets to the clocking bell CEO.
Hmm.
Okay, I'm listening.
All right, you know what, you got a point.
I know, I'm always right about everything.
You're a freaking genius, Dixie.
Thank you everyone thinks I'm really crazy mentally and sound but I don't see it
that way. No I never thought that. Really? No. Even when I called you and
clocked over the phone? Yeah no I never thought that I just thought you were
pulling a funny little prank on me. Seriously that's what I thought too. Wait
so that was you. Oh thank you random man. Guys how's it going? Good how are you nice?
How are you coming from? Thank you. Thank you. I'm just heading to my apartment room. Okay, what apartment are you in?
I'm in a 407
You're on the wrong floor. I'm in 307. You're my upstairs neighbor.
Whoa. A little loud last night.
Just saying.
I do. That's what I do. That's why they call me the champion.
Okay, maybe champion in some earlier hours of the night. Some of us are trying to sleep here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, it's all good champions.
Oh, much.
All right. Well, I'm going to hit the head before that guy starts getting to work because
he goes crazy.
Wait, so you're not even going to walk me home, Vivian, after you said your first
time was taken by someone else?
Let's go. Let's go. Where are you?
No. Well, my home is actually this way right here.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, okay, we've arrived.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Well, have a good night and don't worry.
I don't think you're mentally unsound or any of that stuff.
I'll try to have a good night.
You know, after this horrible news that I just received that you robbed your house
for the first time with someone else, you know, I'll try not to think about it.
Lying awake, staring at the ceiling.
I like the way it looks.
It makes you feel like you're in a better-
One of the houses with me...
Oh!
Come here.
Find.
What was that?
What did you find?
Uh, like a couple guitars, mostly.
Oh, and I did find a diamond necklace, actually.
I think that might be nice, but I don't know.
Listen, come here.
I don't know if I can find it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Listen, apparently pawn shops were paying really good money for these.
Really?
You're just going to give it to me?
The last time I went to the brick boys pawn shop?
Um, unless you have medals we don't want to talk to you.
What?
Fat ass, and then they kicked me out.
Seriously?
I made up the fat ass part but that's what I heard.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That's so nice you, Dixie.
Of course, I have so many of them.
Good to the best.
I know. Now get the fuck out of my apartment, I'm trying to get out of that. Thank you.
Goodnight Dixie!
Vivienne.
See ya.
She's fucking nuts, I love it.
Mock!
Must have been the wind.
All right
Now finally time for bed. Oh
I am exhausted. Hey hot dog. I
Know it's mine from earlier. Look at I literally live in 307. I'm not kidding. That guy is my upstairs neighbor
Good night, Los Santos
All right
All right, no, I don't I don't need to take the lemon list down because um, you could just keep it up right for when you um,
Oh my god
The cult stuff
It goes away when you sleep
Okay, that's perfect, so I could just keep it up, okay
Alright, let me hit the freakin' hay.
Okay, hitting the hay.
Oh my god!
Five hour impromptu stream.
Woo!
Um, good freakin' night.
Yes, let's raid Roxy.
I don't think we've raided Roxy yet.
Is she still on?
We can raid Roxy.
Oh!
Is she still on?
Yeah, she is. Don't spoil it before we go do it though. Okay. Okay, I will see you guys
on first day on Tuesday. I'll see you guys on Tuesday. Um Oh, card pack giveaway. Click
to join give away joined oh do I have to wait dang it okay I see it yeah I can't
open the cards yet okay I get it I have to have like my own thing open got it
okay um okay have fun in Roxy's chat I will see you guys Tuesday and