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Hidden Monkey Ball Boobs Levels, Lost MSDOS Game + VineDOS, Vinesauce Battle Royale, Sunday Sauce
01-19-2026 · 5h 14m
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No, no, not in the chat.
Of course you can type the word boob in the chat.
I met in the title.
I kind of thought it was going to say no you can't do that and then stop.
It was just going to say stop.
Honestly, at one point I remember Twitch titles being really restrictive.
Anyway, maybe that's still the case, but if you say the word fuck, hi everybody, welcome
to the stream, happy Sunday, Sunday's and Sundoons, let me tell you, how do we, how
do we keep doing this?
Vinnie, why did you put boobs in the title?
Will you have to watch the monkey ball segment?
It's real.
It's a hundred percent real and I tried to figure out a way to condense the
The title down a little bit, but I couldn't think of a better one than hidden monkey ball boots level levels.
It really does just kind of sum it all up.
Someone wanted to know about the Zelda set.
The Zelda LEGO set and the answer is yes.
It's a little expensive, as always, it always is, but I haven't bought any Lord of the Ring
sets.
I haven't bought the start and buy the Star Trek set.
There's a lot of sets that I thought were really cool that I did not buy, but that one
is really fucking tempting.
So, I don't know maybe.
Yeah, let go again and those look good.
Are you going to buy the Chrono Trigger vinyl?
So, that's another thing is there's an official Chrono Trigger vinyl set for the anniversary
coming out and it is all boy.
So no, I'm not getting it, it's 180 bucks.
I know it's cool, I know it's a collector's item.
But 180 bucks, really.
And I do collect vinyl a little bit.
I've run out of room for a lot of it, so I don't collect that much.
But between you and I, I have a bootleg chrono trigger set on 21.
Do you have a record player I do?
Yes, I do.
But now that I'm not getting, though, there is a figurine set that seems to be happening.
This was at this Crener Trigger soundtrack event for an orchestra.
And it looks like we might be getting more figurines.
We'll see.
I just got my Zedane figurine that I ordered.
I don't really buy a lot of those either, like maybe one a year.
If that has to be really something like I'd love.
So maybe Chrono Trigger is a different story for me.
This is, you know, when there's official releases,
it's hard to resist.
But anyway, welcome to the stream.
We're gonna do the monkey ball boob levels.
All will be revealed, hopefully not too revealed.
We have a lost MSDOS game
that a chat member bought and ripped because it was just apparently a really obscure
game that wasn't online. And we got it working. So I'm going to do that plus a bunch
of other MSDOS games. We got Vinesaw's Battle Royale, which I will not really explain. It'll
fun. I think it'll be fun. And then a Sunday sauce, which honestly, Sunday
sauce is a segment that I'm doing that is just Sunday stream games, the games.
I don't know how to explain it better than that. It's just games that are
perfectly Sunday stream and it's a collection of like five or six of them.
It's again weird with it, a little bit mixed with other stuff, so I think it'll be fun.
I don't know Mario the Bing Bing Wahoo man might show up, I don't know he could.
I also wanted to show you something that I saw recently.
Now I've known of this, but I wanted to explain it because it's real cool.
So does anything look weird about Elijah Wooden, Sean Astin?
He bought Vig!
That's Vigol, by the way.
Vigol!
Mortonson, uh, first of all, how cool is Vigol Mortonson?
I'm wondering if anybody here saw the Lord of the Rings and the Theaters.
They got them fucking popcorn buckets, God damn it.
But, you know, just this past weekend, but I haven't, but you know, these are not the actual actors.
These are, um, let's care and shot. I think it's his name, or care and shot, who's playing, um, Mr. Woods.
They had, um, like, shorter actors, little people actors, that they put these horrifying masks on of the actors of Elijah.
Yeah, so that they could do like the proper scale with the Hobbits and
in the the making of he said
He said he couldn't swim
To Vigo as they were rolling down particularly rough rapids. He was like save yourself Vigo
Apparently that's what he said to him
But yeah, I think these are pretty horrifying up close because they almost looked like the actors
but they also from a distance it looks a lot better.
In the movie I have a hard time when I watch the movies I always look for the scale doubles,
that's what they call them.
Gimli's is especially in camera a lot and fairly up close.
So if you watch you'll see a lot of his scale double,
but then they'll cut to it, you know, a one shot.
and it's not, it's actually John Reece Davies.
But for the Hobbits, I think they knew,
so for the dwarf, you have a lot of facial hair,
and John Reece Davies already had a lot of facial hair
and prosthetics to play Gimly.
But I mean, this is just what the fuck is going on here.
So they rightfully don't show these
in any kind of medium or up-close shots.
This is only wide shots.
Vinnie, you were the only person to have ever analyzed this that much.
No, Peter Jackson did.
Anyway, I'm also a couple of other things that, uh,
alright, now at our show at Otto Bar, a chat member took this photo.
And this is a really, really weird thing.
Note the different words on this poster.
So you have Dactyl, you have Memento Mori and you have the new flesh.
That's really interesting because that's from fucking 2009.
And if you know my band and the song titles and the lore, that's kind of weird.
to give Dactyl. So yeah, some time traveling was done here.
Wait, yeah, seriously, as I saw a dream. So, okay, so there's that. There's also
man. There is another chat member was in Lithuania and sent me this Tony
Suprano statue that they just have in Lithuania for some reason. I don't know if
This is real. Is this real?
Look at your ducks.
Hey, calm. Come on, look at the...
Chatter saying it's real.
I'm gonna type it. Let's see, Tony, soprano,
the through ania, statue. Holy fuck.
it's actually real. It's at a train station in Vilnius. Okay. Oh. Why? Yeah, he's got that.
Those are Hobbit feet. Also, I didn't realize that Tony Suprano was a hero specifically
in Lithuania. Okay, well there's that and then another chat member sent me this. So
chat's been sending me some really strange things. I don't know what the fuck this is. I can't
read that but I just like it. I wanted to show the chat. I thought they would like it too.
This is a classic image. Oh yeah. I surprisingly haven't seen this.
Big fan though.
Also hope everyone is doing well.
This week I know shit can get tough but I'm happy that you're all here to hang out
watch video games.
I'd like to let you know next week.
I'm going to be playing more video games.
There's a big high tail update.
Well, send my big. They're actually updating the game really relatively quickly too if you can believe it and
I'll play that
More animal crossing and I got it. I got some other stuff
But let's do the stream. I'm feeling a lot better. You know what? I'm still not a hundred percent
that there was um... okay, I spoke to a spoke to someone on the phone in regards
to a business matter. Nothing serious. Just, you know, let's say electricity related
shit, you know, nothing huge. And they were sick, and they went to the doctor's office,
and the doctor was like, okay, so you're not this, you're not this. Prepare to be sick
for a month and they were like no, no way and they were sick for a month. So whatever's
going around, it's pretty much kind of that. So I feel way better but I for sure, like
I noticed at my throat, it's still a little bit shitty. I have to sleep with the himmit
humidifier. So then if you play games when you're not streaming, it depends on if I get
addicted. Fantasy Life I was a game I played for a while. I played a lot of
Final Fantasy Tactics, Megabunk, Palatro, Slay the Spire, against the Storm.
Games like that. Super fantasy kingdom, which sounds like a fake game, but it's
real. I played that. So yeah, I played quite a bit of stuff. Once I get
addicted, but yeah. Alright, Slay the Spire 2 is this year. I know I can't wait
the back-saving is gonna be amazing, Chad, I can't wait.
Let's get started. I know many of you here have been waiting now over 10 minutes to find out what
the fuck super monkey ball boob's hidden level is and I'm gonna show you.
Alright, chat, I didn't know how else to name this, so I named it Hidden Monkey Ball
Boobs Levels.
So where do we begin?
This is a game for the Vita.
It's Monkey Ball.
And I found out from good vibes gaming, YouTube channel, that there were, in fact,
hidden DLC levels. And they have boobs. But that's it. They have boobs. So I looked into
a little bit. Thank you Yoshi for the help. And we definitely found boobs and monkey ball.
Then I'll explain kind of a little bit of how that is possible. And then I'll play a little
a little bit of the game, I'll show you what the game is all about too, which uses a lot
of touch screen and it's extremely annoying, but so as you can see here, they had levels
that had models, Japanese models, really hard levels, by the way.
Okay, so yeah, sometimes it's just like JPEG's and this happens, you just land on an S.
So that can happen. Other times there are boobs obstacles. Most times though, they're just staring at you on the Skybox.
I got already.
So this is an particularly annoying game because you have to use the touch screen.
So I'm using my mouse because it gets...
Yeah, it just takes forever unless you touch the screen.
They were really into the touch screen.
These were official, so apparently there was a code and they were on cards, right?
And for years there were rumors of these levels, these secret like model levels.
And people couldn't find a working code, because they were all redeemed, I guess, or
they expired or something like that.
And essentially everyone just kind of gave up because they thought, well, you need to use
a code on lock them.
But apparently all of these DLC levels, which is just three of them, were in the game the whole time, but you just needed to do some fuckery and it would unlock them.
So I don't know how it was done, but yeah, people got into the game and found these levels and uh yeah
They're not easy
The code was 88085, that's funny
No, I'm using okay, so it's not only touchscreen. I'm using a control stick right now to move
But in order to go through menus and to skip the um
And to skip the starting cutscene, you need to use the touch screen.
So it's a little more annoying than most monkey ball.
I'm going to get to probably not going to be able to do these levels, because these
are like, you got to really play through the whole game, and you got to hone your monkey ball
skills to succeed. These are tough, is it tough?
All right.
All right, well, you can see the basically the basic kind of trajectory of the level.
You can even, one of you can zoom in, probably not.
you can see throughout the level there's just like pictures of models and bikinis.
You have a music is is like super pink, you know, I don't know why.
So that was level one, this is level two.
it crashed. So this does happen. Then it happened earlier. Problem is it does take a while to get back into the menu. So just bear with me a minute chat.
So while we're loading up the game had another feature where you could use the Vita camera to take a picture of anything and it would generate a level from it.
It sounds really cool, but it's not that cool. Here's an example.
It's just a mess.
Note this is not my footage.
Again, thank you Yoshi for this.
But yeah, it just generates like garbage.
So I thought it would be, that could be a fun feature.
the future.
Like Chibi Robo, the DS game, the 3DS game, that could generate some interesting things.
But yeah, you don't... yeah.
I never bought a beta, I never had one, no.
Oh, no!
It's a T-Cosey, yeah. Exactly.
Crash again.
Yeah.
Apparently it's like 50-50 on if it crashes.
Really enjoy when my games have Facebook logos on them as if I'm ever going to click that thing.
That was a big thing.
Remember, Bridge Constructor, post to Facebook.
I like how short-sighted so many devs were at the time, like during the Wii era.
It was like, well, Facebook will be around forever.
You post this to Facebook and everyone's telling you that it's not real.
Or it's the devil.
Alright, this is how long it takes to get back into the menu.
It really is a very, very slow menu.
Maybe do a safe state. Can't crash again.
So you know what I'm going to do, chat. We have backups. I'm going to show you.
While I try to load stage three, this is stage two.
You'll notice crusty audio because that's just Vita emulation.
Level 3 is the good one. Level 3 is the really good one.
Sorry. Who is the target audience for this?
Who doesn't like boo?
It's everyone in China saying me
But um, you know, truly I to answer your question. I don't really know like what is it designed for?
And it was so limited of thing. I don't think it was like how many people actually unlock this the dirty
40
Well, these are a lot of out of bounds attempts.
I'm trying to load up GLC number three.
So just give me a minute here, chat.
I had it working earlier, but again, it's 50-50.
It's sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
This was part of an advertising campaign with the model and the pictures. I know that. Oh, well, yeah
Again, these are not easy levels. This is not my gameplay, but yeah, you get you kind of get the idea
It's it's just kind of really annoying levels
It's basically the same gameplay, yeah, I mean, again, these are very stuff, man.
Now level 3 of the DLC is absolutely worth playing.
Alright, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, we got it, we got it,
Okay.
Also weirdly it shows a level four, but there he's no level four.
So that's an actual obstacle that you have to tackle.
This is real, this is official.
This is an official monkey-ball video game.
That damn it.
Same dibs as Yakuza.
Let it get over these pumps right here.
Alright, we're good.
That's to me, that is the most mind blowing part.
It's not that there's pictures of models in the background.
It's that they actually are obstacle.
Goddammit!
Why does this look like a bad custom map?
Because they are
Like these maps are kind of dog shit
Okay, okay
My goal is to get to that heart down there, there's something cool down in that
heart area.
My fable to this might be a cheese, I'm not sure what I would say, I have a cheese.
There might be key strats.
I don't think I want to necessarily try.
Oh, well, well, well, well, well.
That's tough.
Let's tough.
I can just trick off the boost.
Wicked.
B-P-Rose!
Ready.
Go.
Go.
I can just trick off the boost.
Wicked.
B-P-Rose!
Ready.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
I made it. I made it. I kind of.
There it is. I made it chat. The boobs are. This is 100% real.
They really like, model all of this stuff.
Oh, god, I gotta finish the level.
I have, I have time.
I have 13 seconds.
Fine.
Got it!
And then you can just keep doing the same level over and over and over again if you
So choose.
I got good at it, chat. I can do it now.
Just, I want to just get down there for one more time.
Just, I want to do an experiment.
Listen, chat, I see the amount of one-handed play jokes that are being posted. I understand
But this is actually a game you play with one-hand
Seriously
Nevermind, all right, all right, all right, we don't have to do this.
All right, one more chance.
Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
The goal wasn't to finish the level again. It was to...
I don't know what the goal was, now that I think about it.
So we're gonna check out.
That's it for the DLC, it's literally only those, and it was again, only discovered very, very recently,
Because some hackers spent their lives getting into this game.
Who unlocked that stuff?
As a monkey ball fan though,
I have no idea if this game is any good.
So I wanted to do just a few courses.
The compiled pipelines.
It's not actually, is it the level design?
Because that seems to be not great.
It looks pretty good at least.
I'm sorry chat, there's no whom memories in the rest of these levels.
Ready?
Go!
They were hidden in the code all along, but they're not in any other level.
I mean, that's a cool dinosaur.
Seems like a pretty, okay, monkey ball game.
And these levels are already like 10 times better than the custom ones.
There is a boob he's playing the game right now.
Try it!
But did I make you take damage?
I do, I... my track gives me psychic damage on a daily basis.
And a monkey ball shortcut.
Classic, monkey ball shortcut right there.
Again, game seems okay, I know, you know, we were all here for one very specific thing.
For two very specific things, and now that that's over, this isn't anything more than just kind
of them, let's break it over a little monkey ball, but again, as a fan, I'm glad the series
is alive and well, but last game was pretty good.
You're the only care about one thing.
There are people joining that didn't see the first part of this, and they're like,
I saw a couple of people complaining about false advertisement.
Ah...
Hmm.
Well, that's a problem.
Alright, well we have this video here.
There you go.
There you go, C-C-C-C.
Just, that's there you go.
Not false advertising, it was real.
So what can I say?
It was real, it was in monkey ball the whole time.
And there you go.
Now we can move on with our lives.
By the way, chat, the amount of requests I got.
quests I got to cover this topic quote unquote. I was intense. Yeah, it was a
lot of people. So I covered the topic. It's a gaming mystery that has been
solved. And I am a gamer. But that brings us to another gaming mystery. The one
and that no one cared about.
I guess we'll just do games plus demos, huh?
Chat welcome to Vindos, where we cover MSDOS games.
I have a game here that we're going to start with that is really interesting.
And then we'll go to a pack of other MSDOS games.
But I have a game here that a chat member heard about was unable to find online in any
capacity and had to buy a copy and rip it to their PC in order to get it to me so that
barrels in a lizard and could make this work. This is a game that was covered I think by the New York times
in the early 90s and that's about it. It's called Johnny Cocktails, sponsored by the Caroline's
comedy show. Let's see, we're going to click, all right, so, so check this out. You
tell jokes, so we're going to do, uh, hi, a folks great to be here tonight at Caroline.
You look like a thru of a crowd. You are a standup comedian and you tell the best jokes
And that's the game.
So you have different categories. It's oh god. What is going on here?
Oh my god, all right. You can't tap out.
Interactive insanity.
Hi, folks, great to be here tonight at Caroline.
You look like a terrific crowd.
All right, so we got an opening.
You got categories, mother-in-law, marriage, lawyers, of course.
My pal Tony.
We're going to start with a funeral joke.
I feel like as a comedian, that's a great way to do that.
We'll go to crickets.
Okay, then we'll do stupid people, oh, there's a lot of stupid people material, invest
in CDs.
Okay, sound effects, we're going to do crickets again, all right?
The South, Gagan Arkansas, right?
It's insults to have the country.
That's how you win as a stand-up comedian.
You get people on your side by making them hate you.
So we'll do applause, of course.
No.
I'll do a long applause.
We're going to do a put down on nice shirt, whatever that means.
I don't even want to know.
I don't even want to know until we get to the stand up gig.
Audience suck up, we got, oh, flight of Vegas, we're going to, you know what we're
going to do?
Good looking audience, great crowd, great crowd, then we're going to do a bit on the, we're
We're going to slam the audience and we're going to make the audience, we're going to insult the audience, we'll do some laughs, just a small laugh, and then we'll end the set with old people.
What's the matter old man and then we're going to end with booze?
All right.
So, who?
And then a rim shot.
And I think that's it.
So we just save.
As, you know what, we don't need to save that.
Let's just play it. Let's just do it.
Oh, for that.
Johnny, Doctor.
Hi, folks.
It's great to be here tonight at Caroline.
You look like a terrific crowd.
They're pointless.
The crowd is so glorious.
I'll tell you, mothers and laws.
My friend's mother-in-law died.
He was at the mortuary to make plans for this position.
The officials said, well, what do you want to do?
Cremator, a bomber, or just barrier.
My friend's at all three.
I don't want to take any chances.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
My mother-in-law's accountant told him to invest heavily in CDs.
So we went out and joined the Columbia Reckon Cade Club.
I've played a gig at Arkansas.
Monthly after I left the order of the club guys
and we've ever been to his wife.
Of course, she doesn't get it, so she turns 13.
Oh my goodness.
I'm sure to get on tonight, pal.
It's nice to see somebody's giving us
a salvation army of business.
I'm telling you, this is a great looking audience.
And I'm not just saying that to get cheap and applause.
Hi your folks, it's great to be here.
Wow.
Hey you're a great crowd tonight.
No man, haven't seen this many skips since I worked at the moron.
What makes it one talking to myself up here?
I don't man's out of her street crying his eyes out.
So he said to the guy, pal, what's the matter?
The old man says I got a beautiful young wife
and while she wants to do his makeup, love to me all day long.
Really, I said, the while you cry it.
The old man's screams, I can't remember where I live.
Um, okay.
The club owner told his waitress that he'd have to give her a pink slip.
She said, okay, make it a size 30 too.
What's going on? Why are they doing like gray-letter like movements?
Hey, if you didn't want the abuse, why did you sit in front?
Or where did that shirt?
This will teach you how to be a stand-up comedian, by the way.
I got some words of advice with that couple right of in front.
Don't forget, a wife lasts only for the legs of a marriage,
but the next wife is there for the rest of your life.
Nah, that's really funny.
How do you yourself fat your swimming pool's got stretch marks?
Tepid laughter.
Well, he left because he flies up.
If I wanted him more crap out of you, pal, I'll squeeze your head.
Hey, hey, it's my man.
Hey, look at this looser by the bar.
He's a kind of guy who wears a mustache to hide the stretch marks.
I see better time on the fucking watch.
Yeah, about the drugs or the billboard that said drink Canada dry, so we did
This delivery is awful
The bartender here at Carolinas is just invented a new drink. It's made with vodka or his juice and milk of magnesium
It's called a philipscrew driver
Oh, God, I get it. Oh, I get it
Well, this is a real place in in Hatton, by the way, Carolinas have been here
This brings shame.
One more time.
We're joining the cocktail.
I think the idle animations are running too fast.
Yeah, it seems like it.
Why don't we,
why don't we,
abuse my walk this kind of abuse.
I'll stay home.
So we do abuse, right?
We can do sound effects
And we could just do silence.
We'll do old people, of course, met with silence.
All right, yeah.
Old people.
Crickets. Okay. The putdowns are specific. Okay, those are the people that you press
and then they, they have a thing. Body language, clean, clean, ear, one, clean, ear,
two falls asleep. Check, watch, check, watch, check, watch, check, watch,
Shaves face the old funny sneeze, hey wait, that's my bit, and of course the tiger
growl.
Everyone knows the old tiger growl method, foreigners, my uncle in Canada followed by new
world order, um, a million faces, of course throw in, uh, we go here, crowd over their heads,
sure. Chihuahua kills Rotweiler, sure. And Johnny's a sex object. And I'm going to end
that with, let's see, silence and him checking his watch, there's one where he cries,
Okay
Body language
Johnny cries
What is going on? He oh my god. This really is very
Len-esque
This is also
Honestly, this is the time of Len-o. This is one Len-o was like the stand-up comedian
If I want this kind of abuse, I'll stay home.
Great opener.
So these two old ladies are driving a VW bug when the engine gives out.
The first old lady opens up to him and says,
no wonder, somebody stole the engine.
The second old lady says,
no worry, I gotta spare in the trunk.
And this old lady at the retirement home
decides she wants to spice up her life by streaking.
So she takes them all a close and she runs buck naked through the cabins.
Old man Smith and Old man Cronin haven't been sitting on a bench
while all this transpired.
Smith says, hey, wasn't that Mrs. O'Leary?
I believe it was, but why was she wearing
I don't know, but it's your knee-dionic.
Oh, these are really bad.
They're not back, though.
My sister was so stupid.
I guess League.
I love watching him check his watch.
I'm sorry.
So I'm gonna just sit, yeah, yes, girl. Give us nothing.
Whoa.
My ultramar is used to be a lumberjack in Canada.
One day he's cutting wood in the backyard, banks, so's all this fingers.
He goes to the doctor, the doctor says, don't worry, pal.
With this amazing new laser surgery, I can make your hands as good as new.
Just give me the fingers.
My ultramar says, I don't have the fingers.
The doctor says, why not? Michael says, hey, I couldn't pick him up.
Yeah, it's a great time to be living in.
Great changes are happening all over the world.
You know, one of the new Soviet republics
a man went to buy a car.
The deal of says to Maccar would be delivered to him in 1998.
The man said, in the morning, or they have to do.
The car deal of said, what difference could that possibly make?
The guy said, well, my plummet's coming in the morning.
You know what, yeah?
The Soviet public is nice to look at in the audience
and see somebody familiar faces.
This guy's from cops, unsolved mysteries.
America's most wanted.
Oh, he walks into a bar and says, who knows that you draw while I'm talking about sight?
Guy gets up and says, that's my dog. So what?
The old man says, softly, well, I think he's dead.
The guy roars dead, how did he die?
Mike, you're my one.
I got a two-packed, you're my one.
Kill the twerter, you're my one.
While I said, he's a guy.
Well, says the old man.
I think he choked on him.
When you look at me as a sex object, I laugh with him sex, and they object.
Is that your nose, or are you eating up a barrel?
I tell you, you can leave any time you want.
I wouldn't want to make you lay for your alcohol, it's unanimous meeting.
That's the biggest laugh you got all night.
Oh, more times we're joining the cocktail.
Okay, all right, that was pretty good.
We do a couple more stand-up facts.
I'm gonna do Johnny cries.
I wish it was a little bit easier to do this.
Because I wanna do like, you know,
wanna re-organize them?
You know what?
Yeah, I can, I can, so here,
you could do a bunch of silence
and then I could just organize
that makes life a little easier.
This is going to be a really killer stand up set.
I can't wait.
So we're going to do cries, silence, cries, silence, silence, silence, silence,
mouth problem crowd over their heads mouth problem too. I just want to say I mean you know what the clay
animation is at least kind of cool. Something, polish is I, that is polish is I.
I've got this, this is, this is rough, this is like early windows rough.
Like the rim shot should be below the polished as I takes out a bottle, booze, okay.
Flick.
This is what is a Jim Carrey set, just all physical comedy, where's the props, we need
a carotopset. The old funny sneeze too. This is what it would be like for Gray Leno
to do a comedy set. Thanks for a second. I want him to think and get laughs.
catchphrase. I ain't lying. That's his famous catchphrase, it's kind of borderline
experimental. I'll tell you folks the world's gone crazy. I might do a set at some
point where it's just beautiful crowd the whole time. I feel like that's a good
Great Leno set. Let's do body language. Johnny cries. And I want to do audience slam.
and laugh a little. And I want laugh a little to have thunderous applause. And then I want him to cry.
I'll do more jokes. I'll do another set with jokes. If you're just joining, this is a game that has not been seen since like 1993 or something.
So, I feel honored that I could bring this game back to life and I feel like if anyone
here knows Caroline from Caroline's, I should maybe be able to do a set there or at least
go watch a show for free because I'm, you know, this is like free advertisement.
So, let them know for me.
It'll be really cool.
It's closed.
Wait, really?
Fuck.
2022.
All right, well, I guess we can make fun of this as much as we want.
And I'm just going to do body language and Johnny cries.
Big laugh, Johnny cries, silence, but whatever this is.
I'm out of prison.
Johnny, I'm out of prison.
My stupid brother came to see me.
You got that.
You got that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Clay Leno.
I hate lion.
I hate lion.
I hate lion.
I'm telling you folks, oh world god crazy.
Come on, laugh a little bit. Will ya? Not up here for my health.
It really is just gasoline comedy.
That's a good line. We're joining the hot car.
Oh my god.
I have an idea for a good set.
I really do. I have a great idea. Okay, so we're gonna do an ending
Close with Carolyn's greatest job on earth. God bless your folks. Good night
All right, no, you know what we need a better one than that we need something like a
Modland Johnny ending sure Modland and then I want to do sound effects. I want to do
like five silences or more. Yeah, I would do more. Throw one of these in. Okay, then
then we'll do jokes. I swear, Chad, I just want to see. I just want to enjoy.
Parat on his shoulder.
Look, I...
His rich uncle, parrot on his shoulder.
Kids with money, ugly kid.
My kids birthday.
How, where's the airplane jokes?
We get any airplane jokes?
Those are the best jokes.
Those aren't hack jokes. That's good.
And a verse 3.
I'm going to go for, yeah, trust and transitions.
And see what that's like.
Oh, this is, oh, you could do this is a true story.
This is a true story.
This is a true story with a twist, right? Okay. Okay.
This is a true story.
Everything is a true story.
Every single thing the guy says is a true story and he has to say it.
Oh, the amount of mother-in-law jokes, the sheer amount, and then of course of the million
fat jokes, because you know, we're definitely not a hack comic.
effects, booze, boo. And then this is a true story. And then he's going to probably,
I guess, just cry.
I wish there was a shit as pants on.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
Believe me, I appreciate it.
Just remember this.
Waves are a diamond dozen.
But I'm beautiful audience like you.
Hey, you wanted a million.
We should have the audience talk over the jokes.
The discussion started podcast. He's really good.
I wrote his my pal Tony on the day and he's got the big black eye.
It's a god Tony must have a good excuse for that,
Tony said if I had a good excuse, my wife wouldn't have hit me.
I swear, I'm not getting into true story, so help me, God.
Oh, no, there's labs in between, oh no.
Tony's rich uncle died last year when he fell over cliff.
I said, Tony, we've closed him, he said, nah, close enough to push him.
This one's a true story that I just made up.
I can't my family for one good reason. They deserve it.
My buddy, Tony, comes to see me yesterday.
He's got this pattern under shoulder. What do he do?
He says, look what I got from my wife.
And I said, wow, that looks like a pretty good deal.
Okay, I'll carry it.
Okay, here's another one you might not like.
Three kids are deciding how they respect the $2.50
I earned from my one loans.
The first kid says, listen, you give me the money
and I will buy the most amazing thing you've ever seen.
So the kids give me the money and it returns with the box of tampons.
The two other kids said, what are these things?
Kids says, I don't know.
But on the box it sends these things a lot of跟我 back riding swimming by riding
Oh no, I know I know that's me, but hey, it's funny. That's it. Oh, they love it. Okay, good
I swear I'm not kidding. That's a true story. So help me good. Oh, that was true
My sister was got one ugly kid. She said his picture to Ripley they said the back is so sorry. We don't believe it
Is that true?
I swear, I'm not kidding. That's a true story, so help me God.
Oh, cool. Thanks, John.
You know, my kid turned 10 the other day. My wife and I said,
what do you want for your birthday? He said, I want to watch.
So we let him.
Oh.
That's not true, is it, Johnny?
I swear, I'm not kidding. That's a true story, so help me God.
No, John.
A young couple's making love at an old cemetery.
The next day the woman goes to the doctor complaining about back pain.
The doctor says take off all your clothes and give you complete physical exam.
So the doctor's examining her for a few minutes since she says doctor, am I okay?
The doctor says hero, okay? But you're butt-died in 1923.
I swear, I'm not getting, that's a true story, so tell me good.
I understand somebody in the craft and I'm celebrating the round of verse three. Where are I?
My mother-in-law is so old, she remembers what it was called, Hines 27.
What's the anniversary of the week, huh?
My mother lost the world in social security numbers, too.
Too far, man.
I swear, I'm not kidding. That's a true story, so help me, God.
Hey, pal, you look like a model, a model for a Picasso painting, but hey, a model just
is saying.
Hey, you're doing today, pal.
It's nice to see you're back.
No, I mean it.
It's nice to see you're back.
Your front's kind of making me sick.
Ha ha ha.
That's pretty shit.
That's under way as to keep our angles warm.
But boy for a matter of speech from red to green lipstick because red means stop.
You know why that waitress has such small hands, to make the drinks look bigger.
Hey lady, can I borrow that dress?
I'm going camping next month.
Hey lady, did you guys see the things giving day parade last year?
Yeah, you were flying right between Baldwin and Snoopy.
woman in the front row must be a light eater. So it's against light. She starts eating.
Fuck man. When he's got a break to watermelon.
It's just got a call from Santa. Rood off sick and he wants you to fill in.
There's a Gallagher joke. It's very funny.
There's a comedian called Gallagher that other comedians fucking hated in the 90s called Gallagher.
and he would just like break watermelons with a fucking mallet. I can't believe I have to explain
Gallagher. I don't know. I'm inventing chant members. I'm sure everyone here knows who Gallagher is, right?
He actually, he's very funny.
Well, let's see. I guess we'll do one more. One more stand-up act. This is just a
fucking insane time caps all of a game political there's only two you know what it's weird there's only two political jokes
if this was twenty twenty six for up twenty sixteen to twenty twenty six the political category would be like fifty
sixty but here it's only two
I'll do both political jokes. I don't even think I remember who Paula Jones is, but I should, I mean, I kind of, I was five or six or something, but I'll do some silence and some, some booze.
Some booze. We'll make it a really nice set. Okay. Old people? No. Marriage. There we go.
Let's get some good marriage jokes. This is what it's all about. This is almost as good as airplane jokes. I would say close.
married men. My wife. There's so many holy shit.
What's on TV? This is going to be painful chat. This is going to be a very, very painful one.
And there's going to be another category, lawyers, lawyers, and snakes, lawyers and
vultures.
Well, these are not at all obvious jokes, dog crap.
I love that there's a joke called dog crap in the lawyer category.
the south. You sure? All right. Alabama slam. All right. We'll go in for a really, really
long set. This is going to be his best set yet. I don't trust that joke. That's
going to be a bad one, isn't it? Personal. I'm in the movies. Sent my mother.
whatever, tough being a man, I don't know, mother-in-law jokes, of course, a million
mother-in-law jokes, she old, Victoria's secret.
I've never been drunk and then he takes a drink.
Yeah, that sounds good.
I've never been drunk, Johnny takes a drink and then I'm going to do an animation of
Johnny drinking. This could be painful. So just morning, the whole thing is going to be,
oh, it's going to take a little while.
Here's the bottle one. Takes out a bottle. Okay.
Okay, get him drink in a couple times.
We can do an animal joke.
The wife's tuna cast.
That's just a wife joke.
Guy with a duck on his head.
I need to hear the duck on his head joke.
And then we'll just end.
Clock on the wall.
That's go closer and leave already.
All right, so help me God. Here it is.
They love Nixon.
Hillary Clinton walked outside the White House to see the world screw Hillary, written in P, and the snow.
So she goes up to CIA and said, I want you to find out right away who did this.
The CIA guy comes back in an hour and said, Mr. Clinton, I've got some good news and some bad news and some really bad news.
The good news is we found out who did it.
The bad news is there was a president.
The really bad news.
It was in Paul and Jones handwriting.
One catable said, whoa, I don't like life with his dick.
So I just need the noodles and stop complaining.
My wife and I were lying in bed and she says to me,
what will I get if I could get another meal tomorrow
like I did tonight?
I said my life insurance policy.
How many married guys we have in the audience tonight?
Okay, now how many of you have to bring their wives?
A woman finds a genie in a heart and the genie says,
I'm great, you're three wishes, but I gotta warn you, lady.
Everything you get, your ex husband's gonna get double.
And when woman says fine, and when 10 million dollars,
bang, she gets it.
And then Bang, her ex-husband gets 20 million.
She says, I want a world's voice.
Bang, she gets it.
And her ex-husband gets two.
Then the GD says, okay, you got one more wish.
And she says, I want you to beat me half to death.
I have it.
I have it.
I have it.
Look at you, the secret to a happy marriage.
Every year, my wife and I take an exciting vacation.
She goes, oh, I go to Brumuda.
Yeah, that one worked.
Keep going.
The last fight of how my wife was all my fault.
She says to me, what's on TV?
And I said, does.
May I work to do a newspaper offensive?
It says, I like to put an ad in your paper.
My wife cuts missing, and I'm offering a $10,000 reward.
Is that a lot of money for a cap?
The man said, I'm not worried.
I killed the S.O.B. yesterday.
Why don't snakes buy attorneys?
Hey, professional courtesy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, my lawyer.
The guy's the door crab, but he thought he was melted.
He could have loved lawyers in the audience.
He'd clubbed down south, and he kicked the audience
as we had a University of Georgia sweatshirt.
And I said to him, hey, I heard everybody at Georgia
was either a dump-football player or an infomaniac.
Just that it's giant 300 pound redneck jumps up and says,
hey, you jerk, my daughter goes to the University of Georgia.
And I said, really?
What position did she play?
Oh, man, I played some backward towns in this.
You know, they called it, they're looking girl in Arkansas.
Horst.
Oh.
You know what they call a 56-beawakin' Alabama, the bridal suite?
Oh.
I'm going to love that one.
What do you call a Greek guy with 29 girlfriends?
A shepherd?
I know what Latin folks are thinking.
Hey, I've seen this guy in the movies.
And you're right.
I'm the guy who told you to get your freaking feet off the seats.
Who do you want the audience?
A guy runs up to me on the street and says, hey, if you see the copper out here, I said no, he said, okay, give me a wallet.
Okay, the other day I sent my mother a hundred dollar bill.
I hope she pays her to give a shot of my cable.
His idol place should be an e-mode.
It's a great name.
You don't need to come home to a little love, a little tenderness, a little understanding,
a major in the wrong house.
Oh my God.
Maybe go shabby with my mother-in-law, so she walks in the Victoria's secret, and she starts to leave it all the negligence.
She says, hey, Johnny, you think I'd look good in something long and flowing?
I said, yeah, come on, the Mississippi River.
This guy's life just seems miserable.
Hey, I've never been drugged.
An occasion I might have been over-served a little.
Whoa, who's a wise girl who put the soda in my scotch and soda?
Good love it.
There's a good e-mark too.
The other day my wife comes crying to me,
says, honey, the dog ate the tuna casserole.
I said, don't worry baby, I'll get your new dog.
Go, what's with your shrink-sauce?
The shrink says, okay, what's the problem?
The duck says, I can't get this guy off my ass!
Ah!
I like that one.
Well, as I can see by the old clock in the wall, my time's up.
Thanks for coming out here, and good night.
Good and good.
Good and good.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
With great craft thanks for coming to Caroline's.
Make sure you grab them safely.
Don't forget that every four minutes in this country
every four minutes in this country, someone's run over by a car and I'll tell you
he's getting pretty damn sick of it.
Get out of focus, but I want the audience.
I said, the show's over.
Go back to your homes.
It's nothing more to see here.
He just, he doesn't know when to leave.
He just has to keep saying goodbye.
Is it planned to upload a rip of this to the internet?
I will discuss that with the person who sent it my way.
I don't see why not.
Like this should be on archive.org.
I think people should be able to play this if they want for some reason.
But yeah, this is the first time this has probably been on the internet and any capacity ever.
So that's kind of cool.
Nice to play something completely unique.
But that is Johnny Cocktails.
cocktails and you know what I'm going to do a gray-letter one. Here it is.
One last one, just him sucking up to the audience.
You folks are great with the twist.
I'm just going to throw in some crickets and silence, and that'll be that.
I have other games I want to play, but this one is weirdly playable, like for a long time,
and there's not an infinite amount of jokes, but there's a lot of them, and you can do transitions,
and you can do different sound effects, you can really kind of, it's just, you know what?
Whereas as unfunny as a lot of these jokes are, I give them credit for having this
be as modular and as customizable as it is.
But you could actually spend a long time making the most unfunny, horrible set ever.
And we'll give them one animation at the end, and I'm going to keep this one.
I don't think I want to alt tab out because I broke it before.
I was going to say maybe I'll keep this in surprise.
One of the other cool things is you can save sets and send them.
So maybe one day I'll do a custom set saved.
I don't know, can open a stream like that, read the text on Johnny's left, let's
say, is it backwards, taunt it, com cock, the fuck?
Here it is, final one.
I feel a lot of love in the thrum tonight gang, I hope you're all carry in protection.
Oh, man, you're a great crowd!
What do you say we don't fly to Vegas and get married?
I'm telling you this is a great looking audience,
and I'm not just saying that to get you to applause.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Hi, folks! It's great to be here!
Oh, man, you're a great crowd.
I like to buy every one of you a free round.
I can't. I won't, but I'd like to.
They'd like that one.
Hey, you're a great crowd tonight!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very all please. No no. You're too kind. Please stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
You folks are great. You should have been here last night. Somebody should have been here last night.
You're a great crowd. Every single one of you. You're all coming home when we have to be show.
Good set. All right. Well that was Johnny Carthels. It does say, yes, tonight, Johnny Carthels.
That's what it says. But it just looks like it's his who night, Chuck, cock. That was something special
chat. Not every day because of Johnny Cocktails come along. There's chat members saying they
need a vinesaw version of that. That would just be great, let-oh. He would just be vomiting.
It really is just exactly that, just unfunny jokes followed by vomiting and convulsions.
Here's another one.
This is Color Clown comes to town.
My Color Clown comes to town.
Hi, I'm Laura.
Welcome to the Magic Castle.
Today, a Color Clown comes to town.
Okay.
Click on me to hear the story.
Come on in, let's read a color clown comes to town by Jane Balkron, sure.
Oh no.
Click on the book to read the story yourself. Click on me to get a story.
So the clown paints and then the clown goes away and then we've learned the magic of painting.
Thanks for visiting this word window.
That's nice.
Click on me to hear the story.
What is all this stuff?
Here are some out-of-computer activities you can print out.
Just click on one of the activity buttons, then click on the printer.
Eee!
Got something for you.
Ooh, you get to mix colors with the clown.
I don't know if I want to mix colors with the clown.
Come to the mixing room.
Click on one of these colors.
Yellow, red, blue, black, I was hoping I could keep combining and black, make dark
Blue, neat color.
New color.
You want to mix with three to black, black.
Gray, Leno, black.
White, and black, and black, make, dark gray, gray color.
Red, yellow, blue, brown, red, red, and blue, blue, make brown, neat color.
You're actually the clown saves your colors.
Yep, blue.
Blue and yellow and blue make blue green.
Great color.
Isn't there another name for these things?
Hi, you can help me by mixing the colors on you.
Or, you can click on the door to continue mixing your own colors.
I need some very dark yellow.
See ya next time.
Goodbye.
Click on me to hear the story.
Have fun squirting upstairs with the color clump.
Hmm, I don't have...
Welcome to my squirt room.
Click on a color below to paint the object.
Or you can click on the object to discover its color.
No, not all the color is a turtle.
No.
Thanks for playing!
Click on me to hear the scenic sign.
Chatt is upset that I close the game.
Come on in! Let's feed a color crown! Thanks for visiting this word window!
Half-unscording upstairs with the color crown!
We don't have to say that again.
What happens?
What the fuck is this?
But...
Chat something.
Welcome to my squirt room.
Click on a color below to paint the object.
All right, let's see what noise yellow banana, super!
All right, what about this pine tree?
Oh, I like the toilet noise.
Right, another color.
I'm on the drain, try again, try again, it's gonna be fun when it's a brown object.
Green, pine tree. Great job!
What color is a baseball glove?
I'll tell you what it isn't.
Oh...
Sounds like it's a pointed.
It didn't stick.
try again. It's it's a little winky face on a poop. That could be an
any moat 2. That is a perfect poop emoji.
Yippee! Brown baseball glove. Nice going.
Yellow Sun. Wait a go.
I found a game I'm good at.
What about this? Stop sign.
That's it. Red. Stop sign.
Super.
Blue. Water. Great job.
Orange. Lion.
I'm impressed.
What about this tomato?
That too early.
Got damn it.
Nice going.
Now Chad knows I'm pressing buttons.
It was undetectable until now.
You did them all!
Click on me.
Oh, you'd like to play again.
No, I want to get out of the squirt room.
Thanks for playing.
Click on me to hear, create whatever you want up there.
I love that game kid picks I would make me often there, your baby, have you heard of it?
That's me musta piece.
It's the kind of Mario paint.
There's many of these games are.
It's a pretty great noise.
In fact, there are many good sound effects in this game.
I can make these animals any color I'd like.
Fuck you, I won't do what you told me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you told me.
It's a flesh turtle.
There you go.
Draw a frog with teeth.
Okay.
There you go.
That's pretty.
I mean, kind of looks like we'll frog with teeth.
What's this?
No boing.
D.
I.
L.
L.
P-I-C-K-L-E-Z.
There you go.
Cool.
I get the color clown in there.
Got to get the color clown in there
The fuck the color clown wasn't closed
Alright.
There you go.
That's pretty good.
That's art.
It's an artistry in this fucking thing, we don't get enough artistry on the stream.
That's a that's an illusion that I've created.
See, draw.
There you go.
As usual.
Smoking dog shit.
Six.
Six.
6
6
I think we're pretty much done, no?
Yeah, I think we're done.
See you later.
I'll meet you in the playroom.
Is it good game?
That's silly clown. He made a mess in here.
We please help me put these toys away? Click on a toy to put it away.
Purple, jump set.
Gray, skate.
The fuck are we gonna have fun? We're putting toys away?
Yeah, blue, bed.
Red, building block.
They didn't get the license, would it?
Truck.
White.
White.
Cran.
Of all the crayon types.
Well, you put away the yellow brown hot dog.
Brown hot dog.
Something yellow.
That looked rotten.
Great job.
Yellow.
Pan.
That looked less like a pot dog and more like a poop.
Let's put away the red object.
That's the whole game, I mean.
Yeah, it's just, you just squirt with the color clown and then you put toys away.
See you next time.
And that's the game.
Hmm.
There you go.
That is something.
All right. Well then we have Vine DOS, which is another segment of MSDOS games that
I'm going to play, that is aside from the games that I just played. And it says here,
welcome to the fourth fifth, sixth, 12th, I can't remember, DOS pack made for Vinnie Vine
and so on as productions.
I don't even know who made this pack.
Each folder contains a separate game, blah, blah, blah.
These are the top of the command line games.
See what I did there, no bull.
What?
Each one has been carefully plugged
from some old-ass floppy disks.
All out of my father's horde of computer and computer accessories.
They're sourced through legally, completely ethical means and are totally legal, even if Microsoft and Billy got those really don't care.
Okay.
All right, fine, then let's just play a couple of these games. Screamer.
Some of these are like good games, and I won't have a chance to really, like, get into them.
Uh, hey, this looks cool for 95.
Get that texture warp thing too.
Normal game.
You're a dick!
Emma.
I don't think his ass controller's a chord.
Oh, we're using the arrow keys.
Better put your foot down.
I'm ready to go.
Hey, this is definitely kind of cool looking for 1995.
No music though, we need Halloween stuff!
Otherwise you got an announcer who's got a lot of energy.
What the f**k!
That was very close to f**k you Baltimore!
Like he's got a very similar tone and I thought he was gonna say go fuck yourself
There's got to be some gameplay elements I'm missing here, but...
I don't think one more could go!
You fucking idiot!
Whoa!
Let's go, let's go!
Fruits just an arrow keys game?
Hey, you're in the way!
I keep thinking he's gonna really say something horrible.
But yeah, the gameplay is good. The physical car physics are good.
That's a real hard being this good.
Two, one, go!
Oh, it's a replay.
But again, no.
Special modes.
Cone carnage.
There may be control or compatibility.
What do you say?
Healing gets you 10 years?
Home killing, cone killing gets you 10 years.
Well, the animations are pretty hurty jerky on this one.
Whoa! Oh, what?
Am I supposed to kill the cones?
What is happening to the car? Why is it doing that?
Hey, it's Patrick, it must be real hard being this good.
Chat, look at the number on the car, I didn't choose that.
Fuck man!
Check the options for soundtrack stuff.
High detail.
Low detail.
No, we need high detail.
Music on.
Ah, there's... it's broken.
25 laps.
Probably ran off a CD.
Ah, yeah.
This is a little bit of a beverage, overall, I'm thinking about like place station games that I have.
overall. I'm thinking about like PlayStation games that I played from the
night before. I had demo this for. And I'm racing games tended to look a little
bit better than a lot of other games at this time anyway.
I don't know why this car is doing this. That's crazy. The six seven
The car is going crazy.
Chad, I swear the sixth set of things will not be planned.
It's almost like it's a normal number or something.
Hey, fuckface!
Alright, um, what do we want to play next?
Again, there's going to be some good games in here.
Maybe some games that don't exactly fit on the stream for a Sunday stream.
Wait, what is this one?
This one...
What's this?
This is a game called 2048.
It's number game or is this wait a minute, is this the whole game or is this copyright
protection, you're fusing number, wow, this is before phones, do you not know 2048?
I feel like I've played number games, I lost.
Yeah, I've played similar, not this exact one, but yeah, sure.
Miscellaneous MS word, just as a miscellaneous thing, we have hello.
Is this MS word in DOS?
word.
This is like how George R. Martin wrote Game of Thrones.
I'm not even kidding.
He had a computer where he just wasn't connected to the Internet and it was just like
an MSDOS computer.
I think it was word star.
Then a hole in the ground there, there lived a hobbit.
It was not a dirty hole or a wet one, no, it was a hobbit hole and that means comfort.
I'm writing the hobbits opening paragraph from memory.
So Baggins was a hobbit of habit.
He would sometimes yearn for adventure and trolls.
This boy G-Dub showed up at the door one day and said,
Bill boy, it's time to fuck around and find out.
No, yes, there is a dwarves that needs help at the lonely mountain.
There is a fuck-ass dragon named Smog that has taken the gold.
No, said, Bill.
Someone said, continue, please, I'd read that.
Yeah, sure you would.
These C's quest for tires from 1984 from Sierra Online.
What the hell is this thing?
Layer one, your turn.
Whoa!
This dude kind of looks like the Mario Sunshine guy.
T.C. Mo. Yeah.
State, crouched longer.
T.C. is from a comic strip.
If you were boy in the 70s, child, this would have been your gaming.
And you would have been very happy just to see colors and lights move on the screen that you're controlling.
Oh, that is.
Wow, that was a face.
Okay. This is surely a collection of games. That's for God damn sure. Alright. Holiday
Lemmings. It's not holiday, but we can lemming. Sure.
1993 special holiday edition of Lemmings.
Oh.
I've got more Christmas music.
Wait, is this a good idea?
Uh-oh.
I might have blowed up out of their chances a little bit.
I like Lemming's. I played Lemming's a little bit growing up. Not that much, but I was kind of shit at it.
What are they doing? Oh, they're digging down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we gotta go up.
No, no, up.
Guys!
Good timing.
Go, go, go!
Almost?
I mean, like, I'd jick with four balls by accident.
I just need a tool tip to know what these do.
I have an idea, chat.
I'm gonna hear.
I'm gonna make them final.
Oh, well, that's an easy way for them to win.
Oh, no, no, wrong climb, no, no, no, no, no, no, shit, stop.
Let's do it!
It's too late.
It's over chat.
But it's only two of them saved.
Oh, that poor lemme, oh, later.
Again, I don't know why this particular collection of games, but let's keep going.
Warlords too.
I don't think I've heard of this one.
you all won't. Hi. Wow, that was so cool.
The island kingdom of your rethra.
Sick.
Your rethra campaign.
Some real time strategy gamers.
Lord, human Lord, beginner, out to default,
The wall, B.P.
Wow.
Neutrals are being attacked. Sir Ian has won the battle.
Am I controlling anything?
I like music.
Chat, I'm not, this is the enemy's turn.
We set so many CPUs that we just have to wait forever.
forever.
I love the music.
I still can't, like, do anything, so I'm just gonna hope I eventually
I get a turn.
Oh, it's my turn.
I hear all the merges.
clown shall be his name.
Everything's really small.
No, man.
I don't know why the chat memory included this.
This wasn't on a first Sunday stream.
There's no way I'm going to figure out how to play a game like this.
Holy fuck.
Click on a destination on the map
Just just drag
Okay, go that way
What the fuck even happens?
Oh, I instantly died to a passenger.
He was like a fucking farmer.
And he was like, you killed me.
I won it.
What the fuck man?
That's okay. I've got a cool unit here that's gonna win. Oh, I got it. It took like a fucking demonic
Gargoyle to win.
Dark Elbs, you played Vibri in the Battle of Dark Sword, the city is yours, where you pillage.
The destroyed spiders for 500 gp.
I'm trying to kill the next group of peasants.
This is so confusing.
That's your city already.
There's stone, stone and this game truly has ass controls.
Again, I know, you know, the context of when a game was made is very important, but
This just makes me want to play Warcraft 2. This is some like serious ass.
I'm sure people really got into this, but um,
I don't know how to play it. I'm sorry Chad, I tried I tried a little bit
Ford Simulator 3. It's a shame too, because I love like castles and fucking nights and
cool music like that. But if I had more patience in life, perhaps.
Yeah, so this packs up midder really likes cars. Did great Leno do this?
Welcome to the Ford Motor Company Electronic Showroom. You're about to explore 1992's
He's exciting lineup of cars and trucks, oh.
This is like a promotional CD that was given to people.
Wow, look at that sedan.
Good. So cool.
Titanium per lesson, it's a good noise.
I can explore two models of Ford.
It's just text.
Okay, well, we're probably here for the driving simulator.
That's not what I expected this to look like.
You are best to head off forward. Yeah, that annual trip up to Lake Wakatanka. You've arranged with Ford to take okay
Let's take the Ford
Yes
You're on the road and ready to go you want to get there as fast as possible
Yeah
Oh, okay.
How?
That is a really horrible sounding video game.
Oh my god, it is digging into my brain, and what bottomizing me as we speak.
How do I deshift?
Oh god, oh god, it doesn't, it's not telling me how to do that, it's not telling me how to
to do that. I have to lower the game volume. It's horrendous.
Beginner.
It's because we didn't choose the Mustang. That's why we lost.
the
all year
90 miles per hour
stop no
the
curvy road ahead caution
all right
just charge a
And, during June.
Oh, this is like Oregon Trail, but stupid, Nate Land.
Leaving June.
I'm willing to take the chance, I want to go 100.
Wow!
See now that's an advertisement for Ford.
going over a hundred and still being able to dodge a fall in branch.
It's crashing to some buildings now.
Yeah, so that's a really fun game.
Oh man, no, it goes great.
Harley Davidson the road to Sturgis.
Thanks, bro. Let's go.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, you brother.
Elvis, seen in San Dusky.
How you have to loop that atmosphere, brother?
Do you want to continue a ride?
What's wrong with? Is it guys tongue out?
Oh!
Yeah.
Come on, let's go, brother.
Come on, bro.
Join event.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
Go, John.
Glad to see you meet it here.
There's gonna be a hill climb happening and then they are so I'm gonna be there a bad cheer here
I've selected yes
And it takes that long for something to happen
The music, like in sound or the sound effects, the big woe.
Hit fire to continue.
Man, John, what a great hill climb, roafed in the pig had a great idea.
Looks like you had to shift a worse time here, though.
What do you mean roasting the pig was a gr- Oh, was a great idea.
I thought like his buddy was named roasting a pig.
Press fire to continue.
You did that already.
Trailed dude.
I think the game, like, just doesn't have sound anymore.
It just stopped having sound.
Oh, man, I bet this sounds great, too.
Whoa!
Is that the grim reaper?
Holy shit!
But here's your bay of death, youth.
Failed to get the stars just this year.
Your name meets with laughter whenever it shows up,
Then he had a conversation with Sergei Mikhail Yujar, a gasjackie who is trying to play with the big bar.
And old woman bemoans your mouth, but most of the rest of the people have sped you, so no interest in the exploits of Gare.
Okay.
Unfortunately, since your performance is nowhere near-led in there, you will not be asked
into the back of your head of firm.
Maybe next time, Joe.
Yeah, now this is shitty Oregon Trail.
And now I know how to play it.
Do you run away?
Joel played this?
You can go into the store and stick your hand in electrical socket.
I like the sound of that.
I see it.
Okay.
While poking around, you stick your screwdriver into a wall socket.
You grind out very nicely in a small puddle.
You awaken to the shell of smell of burnt flesh.
The trip to the emergency room costs you $50.
Cool that that's an option.
Just a half is yes, seriously.
Okay, now we got some music.
All right, let's go, was everything takes so long?
I guess we were just kind of in the middle of the road.
What's the music?
chair.
Baby face, thought, the socks, should pay hog brother.
The result of happy man died hard.
Bushie.
Fill the bucket.
Roadrunner.
Whatever.
Real Bubba.
Asfolk junkie.
Each food is wild.
How's folk junkie?
Bushie hurt Perky.
Was it true?
I wait for him.
Baby face and laying the face.
Highway bro.
I don't understand these leaderboards.
Peach pose, Moly's man.
City Slicker.
Like this font is...
Nois man.
Nois man?
Grizzled hill climber.
By the rug in it.
Baby face down.
By the rug in it.
Name, rank, and score.
Let's see.
Okay, now I think we don't need to write again.
Really, we're good.
What else do we have here?
This is, I mean, this is a classic.
I've weirdly never played it.
I am fully aware of it.
Someone's gonna tell me I played this like 10 years ago,
but it's I have no mouth and I must scream,
which is just a famous game and famous book and all that.
I don't think we're going to be able to dig too much into this
on a Sunday stream.
But we can have a look and intrigue ourselves.
Okay.
Wow. That resolution is really small. I can barely see my character. The dialogue is missing.
No intro, oh there's no CD.
The DOS version doesn't have dialogue.
what is the scuffed ass pack yeah seriously dialogue is the whole point of this game
yeah this isn't happening chat sorry no dialogue it's possible that it's missing the
CD. Watch the intro. We'll take a look and see if we even have an intro. That's
super Mario without jump. Well that puts it kind of succinctly.
Is this where the intro is supposed to be?
What did I miss it again?
You click the center.
I don't know.
Just YouTube, but man, yeah, there should be audio here, okay.
At the very least, just for fun, we can check out the intro and apparently Harland Ellison
did the voice himself, I think.
Hey, let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
There are 38, 7.44 million miles of printed circuits in the wait for thin layers that fill my complex.
The word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles.
It would not equal one-one billion of the eights.
I feel the humans of this micro-instinct for you.
Hey! Hey!
Okay.
No, that's pretty good. That's number one, the maro furnace.
But I don't think the DOS version has...
Has that? I'm sorry, chat.
That would require a whole lot more time in concentration and effort.
But we do have one more.
This is another one that I'm a little hesitant to jump into.
Because how the fuck do you even scratch the surface of this in 15 minutes?
You played King Quest 5?
Of course I have.
I'm an expert.
Next up among the trees of the forest sits the wizard Christmas warn but cozy cottage.
That's cool.
Apparently I missed the intro to this too.
Chat members that make MSDOS packs in the future, I appreciate you very much.
Definitely go for stuff that's playable, you know, for like 15 minutes.
I do thank you.
You've obviously played King.
I think I've been a little bit...
This cartoon contains material that may be necessary for information or clues to complete this game.
Please be sure to check your inventory if you decide to skip.
I've definitely been spoiled by modern gaming, you know, the yellow paint and all that.
But hey, let's watch this.
Wow.
you can just do that someone said this game is so asked but it's fucking gorgeous.
That is true, this is a very nice looking game.
Roberto Williams, Indie Hoyels, like John P. Little medieval music.
Is it running at normal speed?
The narrator constantly makes fun of you for dying.
Also, narrator is Protochap.
My castle, what is happening?
Oh yeah, voice out.
Oh, I didn't tell you what happened to you.
What?
Oh, I know what happened to your castle.
I thought all of this I did.
You did.
Well, is this the same guy doing the same voice?
Oh, it was the powerful enemy, but it wasn't more.
Who did it?
Oh, I just happened to be visiting with an old friend.
When I saw him materialized out of thin air,
I couldn't have seen him notice me.
Don't stop now, go on.
He conjured up a terrible whirlwind that swallows faster and faster around the castle.
We were in Cation Mordachman caused the wind to draw the castle up into the sky and out of sight
Ooooooooh, it's all over!
You must complete the tutorial first!
Ooooooh, Torio!
Why? Why was this wizard?
Mordach, what my castle?
What could he have against me and my family?
That I don't know.
who are only know that it was Mordak who took you castle and your family.
Well, perhaps I can help you.
My employer also happens to be a wizard,
which is why I recognize Mordak.
Who unlike Mordak though, my employer is a very good wizard.
Oh, his name is Chris Finoffer,
but we all called him Chris Finoffer.
The only problem is to see what will happen.
Well, imagine being an owl and falling.
Anyway, oh, where was I before?
Yes, the only problem is the crispiness giving on it years and tends to be a bit forgotful.
I don't know, this doesn't sound as if it was one.
Oh, sure I'd win. This finished a very qualified music. One of the best.
He just gets a little forgetful now and again. That's all I was.
Now where is it?
Oh, I know I'm not with me.
Ah, ha, here it is.
What is that?
Well, it is my opinion that you don't stand a chance against the likes of more than
who will excuse me for saying your majesty, but you don't have a choice.
You must come with me.
I'm hungry, Mr. Ticchorio.
I was like the same cadence as you must complete the tutorial first.
It was so close.
What is that stuff?
Is that cocaine?
It's just the moment you left the whole family just by being carried around.
It'll help you to fly.
You can follow me to the side of the area.
Yeah, what's this thing that I knew?
It's much too far to walk you know.
Two little flies.
Think the fairy dust is still full of it.
Games took their time.
Did that tree look a little bit like a?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, now they just take their time.
Honestly, I'm just content watching this intro.
This is great.
Was that head south for the poisonous snake?
Just trust me.
Okay.
This game has everything.
talking owl, I had everything. Good. When you put it that way, yes it does.
Okay, here I come. There's apparently soft locking in this game from time to time.
But there are chat members that really, really like this, like, rope with it.
All games points to have solved blocking.
Ooh, looks like the fairy dust just wore off.
A drink? Where have you been? I've been calling for you.
Well, well, what have we here?
But that did clumsy are you?
Well, come on in the house and dry off.
No sense sitting around like a wet dog.
Man, if this was made these days,
He would definitely have a English accent.
Nice odd cup of tea.
Oh, hi!
Well, it just keeps going.
The Society of Wizards has always taken a due of Mordak and has abuse of his power.
He's even been put on suspension a few times.
It never seems to do any good though.
Crispin.
Why would Mordak want to take my family or castle?
What did we ever do to him?
I'm afraid I don't know the answers to that.
More that is a very unpredictable answer.
I've never understood that equal mind of you.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
How does majesty Christi?
That's why I brought you here!
Well, let me see now.
I used to be a very powerful incident one time ago.
But I've gotten the little rusty thing.
What are you doing?
That's quite enough from you, Centric.
Does there any gameplay in this? No.
Now, there is now. I think, yeah, I'm good.
I've seen this decent amount of the intro.
I'm going to go to that poison as snake now.
Yeah, that was an insanely long intro.
show goddamn. Is this correct? Is this where the poison is snake is? Oh, that looks.
Okay.
You went west.
Oh my god, how did I get so far already?
It's like really precise, you have to like save or else you got to start all over again.
I just, I don't really think I'm going to play it beyond the poison snake.
I got a Sunday stream to do, but we'll go south.
Booth, I was expecting this to be a lot.
I thought you were a poise, then it's made.
Full game. Full game.
Strim. All of game.
It wasn't why a dream, he must think with both guns and never recrypted them.
Oh, oops.
Okay.
And that was the end of King's Quest 5.
Here's a collection of Death dialog.
It's an hour.
Speak with pork guns.
There is one hour of it.
Grand Swimming Skill on a no match for the mighty Ricker.
And prove deadly.
How long is this game?
I've never trusted a bad guy for him.
Oh.
So, when's it going?
Dress, just missed him.
We're catching like a gnome.
Uh-oh.
It's near.
Well, it looks like Graham will be hanging around here for a while.
Man, that narrator's real asshole.
That was a real death we witnessed.
Man.
It's possible to miss a background animation in the starting town that softlocks you in the final
area hours later.
Absolute ass.
Alright, well that is Vine Dost. It's just some MSDost games. I'm always down for MSDost games.
But I do think long-ass games do not fit the segment that well.
But it was fun to check out some stuff. Johnny Cocktails and Color Cloud easily the best.
And those were my additions. So we'll take a break. I'll be back in a couple minutes
with Vinesaw's Battle Royale.
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He's a very silly English man who writes jaunty silly songs in the vein of Sid Barrett, and I don't know very much of his music, but I like it. He used to be interviewed a lot in documentaries about Pink Floyd, so that's how I knew him.
him. But I like that song. It's Bub Balloons and it's New York and I like it. I have a
video. I want to show you that's been going around. You probably have seen this. It's old,
but everything old is kind of new again. And people seem to be very enamored by this. And it's a guy
crossing his legs and injuring his balls. So this is the thing that can happen. Now for
those that don't have balls, it's a very real problem. So ladies, just to let you know, don't
all right.
Do not off because Mr. Grinch wants to sit it on his own balls and that's what it
that's there it is.
I wonder if anyone noticed.
I think maybe some people noticed and I don't know what this is from or when this is
from I have no context for this whatsoever, but they have sifted on their own balls.
If anyone has any context whatsoever, please let me know.
Okay, no one has any context. All right, cool, that's fine. I don't, you know what? Don't tell me.
I don't want to know. I hope I never see anything like that again. Also, I've been having an e-mote problem.
Adding e-motes has been a little bit weird.
Max Dude has a clip of it happening to him on stream.
Oh.
And chat members said radiohead is literally just cold-play for dudes that sit on their balls and their balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls.
All right, you know what, chap, maybe it's best we don't ever do this again.
Here, here's the thing.
It's just, you put a light bulb in his mouth for a challenge with friends.
But once inside, the light bulb was stuck, and he couldn't open his mouth wide enough to remove.
He went to the fire department, and then to the hospital, but no one could help.
So, he screws himself to the ceiling with his friends' help and becomes a lamp.
Chat, welcome to the first Vinesaw's Hunger Games, the Spinning.
This is a Vinesaw's Battle Royale.
Thank you, Mac.
putting this together.
Now listen.
You've seen this before. This is nothing new.
But we have teams.
Weirdly, I've never done this.
But it's this thing.
Yep.
So we have some teams here. We get the family.
We got north, we got meat, we got scoot, we got guerrero, we got the core, diaper chief,
shrimp lady, duck there, Isaac Kleiner, Miles McKenzie, all right, only one will live.
The goobers, Lunala, Shay, the slime girl, fledged, they like, barbed boy, the corrupt eggplant,
sin, cloud, and grover.
This is the first time I'm seeing these teams, by the way.
I think I contributed a couple, but I don't know who's gonna be on what team
We got the brothers who really died that day. That's the clone Mario or clone Luigi or whoever
He thick oh god terminal seven and go to hell before you die
We got the educational anal sphink that tubi custard a whole tray of peas and bungee the merchants
What's water bottle anti-harp?
The freak phone.
Crazy butt.
Whoot wireless.
You will be rewarded tonight if you've watched all of my garbage over the years.
The lively, sponge, pretzel, jans, too faced.
The emotive.
Vine freak pop, vine crump, vine doodle dip, vine rising.
The galle-avanting, vine consume, ultra pulp.
Goblin, please.
Paypaps, the blue, water, blue barrels, think chair, Ralph Bluton, the mentalists, DMC-2,
who you've ever vexed?
Argo Man, Tommy Wiseau, the timeless frog, Robo, Luca, Ailla.
I hate to say it, Cabot, I'm voting my confidence, my vote is on frog.
That's my choice. Everyone make your own choice. You have to make a choice. So one, you have to pick one.
The Beatles, of course. Ringo, George, John and Paul. Great photo choices. The unwise.
Be. Slute Yoshi. Rinkley, Kong. Prince, sit on.
The lawful. Saul Goodman. Mike, Herman, Chuck, McGill. Kim, Waxlers, feed.
What the fuck you sick bastard?
The evil, Crypto Luigi, Larry the cucumber, Sands Undertale and Lucas with MX technically.
The Gornless, Skibby toilet, Smile Ghost, First Kirby, Gollum, the Abyssle, Bunny Yassando, Wow, that's old.
Bubskaboba, flesh-hating deco-sprout. I don't even remember that one. In Zambones and the
Preaky, free-trume. I won't forget your buddy. The Dale Kojima for some reason, and
Norg, just from last week, and a chat is the one guy. So chat, I'm just gonna say
have fun, vote for whoever you'd like. My vote is on Frog. Let's proceed.
This is going to be interesting. I don't have a lot of reading to do. As the meme stand on
their podiums, the Brak River berberate signaling to start of the stream.
Persepe can't stop looking at Heathick's ass. Sand kills haypops for his supplies.
Do you that veaks runs away from the McClunky? Frog runs away from the McClunky. By the way, that means they win.
Anil's finked their runs away from the McClunky. Argo Man steals an Nintendo DS from Grover.
Um, Cretzel Briggs, Skibby Toilet's nose for a basket of bread. The fuck? Does that mean Skibby's dead?
Vine consume trades is used underwear for some AA batteries from Zamboni's.
What?
Hurt?
There's injured status.
Okay.
Water bottle NTR runs away from the McClunky.
Run away.
Just let me know if I can find some arrows in a quiver.
useful.
Find Crump repeatedly stabs, shrimp lady to death with...
Sice, size, oh, all the weapon.
Shrimp lady has been eliminated.
Dink chair takes off his pants, hoping it would make him faster, let check out.
Spunge clutches his first aid kit and runs away.
John's find a bag of Dorit.
problem please grabs a jar of fishing bait while bungee gets fishing gear. Oh, they're going to go fishing?
Freach room passes gas.
Let's just skip that.
That is 100% accurate to freak true.
Vine rising finds a bow, some arrows in a quiver, who really died that they grubs a backpack and retreats.
Crazy butt looks under the McClunky finding an entire zip of weed.
Ralph Bluton grabs a shovel.
John grabs a jar of fishing bait while sand gets fishing gear, flesh-hating deckless
brought snatches a bottle of alcohol on a rag, Larry runs away from the McClunky so many
McClunky's to run away from.
Ringo grabs Darker Chief and pushes him into a woodchipper.
go accidentally falls into the woodchipper. Ringo and DARPA chief have been eliminated.
Whoot wireless pass gas? Miles McKenzie runs away from the Meklunky.
Hall finds a bow. Be runs away from the Meklunky. Buddy runs away from the Meklunky.
God how many fucking Meklunky's are there?
Finger finds a canteen full of water. Dr. Kleiner finds a bag of doritte.
Cubby custed severely injured scoot, but puts him out of his misery.
Oh no! Scoot is dead!
Some muscles.
Blue barrels takes off their pants hoping it would make them faster.
DMC, who trades is used underwear for some double-aid batteries and a whole tray of
peas? From a whole tray. Cloud takes a handful of throwing knives. Crypto Luigi
snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag. Norg, Bubskaboba and Beat the
Guck worked together to get as many supplies as possible. Gallum runs away from
the clunky, side on snatches a pair of size. Eggplant runs away from the clunky. Meet
looks under the clunky, finds an entire zip of weed. Luca sets off an explosive, killing
water, maena, pia, and chat. Chat, you are dead. I can't believe it. That was so quick
And from Luca no less, Vine doodle dip finds a canteen full of water.
Lucas manages to retrieve a sparrow gift card from the McClunky.
Norts runs away from the McClunky, wrinkly finds explosives.
Robo grabs a sword, the freak phone finds a nerf gun and with pins in the darts.
Smile ghost runs away from the McClunky.
Big Bob grabs a backpack, not realizing it's empty.
Bunny Yassando finds a nerf gun with pins in the darts.
Ultra pulp hugs the McClunky.
Fledge runs away from the McClunky.
Oh, this is crazy.
Two-faced plays rock paper scissors with Kim Wexler's feet for a can of Mr. Pid.
Okay, two-faced throws rock.
Kim Wexler's feet throws paper.
Two-face takes her fist and punches, Kim's whexler's feet killing them.
Tommy Wiseau runs away from the McClunky.
Terminal 7 torques on the McClunky, George sees this and gets a massive nosebleed killing
him.
George is out.
Chuck trades his used underwear for some double-aid batteries from you go to hell before
you die. Kojima ties, ailer's shoes together, ailer trips and falls, as revenge Ailer puts
a Roman candle up Kojima's ass killing him. Our voice sprayed by the fecal shower, ruining
the supplies he's gathered. Kojima is dead. Chat this, this one at the bottom is cut off,
you have to see this. Gray-Leno can't stop looking at Chase's ass. Yeah. Let us proceed.
Wait, what happened to Frog? Where's my guy? I forgot. He ran away. Does that mean
When he's out, I guess we'll find out.
Who wireless tends to buffs Cabobo's wounds?
Vinecrump finds an old weedwacker that still worked.
Vinecrump then attaches three knives to the spinning part of it to make a weapon.
Sam Boney's managed to harvest some red crust from the neck of a pigeon.
Wait what?
a crossbow from a sponsor under the stipulation that she has to verbally thank the sponsor
every 20 minutes she has a way.
Fingor tends to anal sphincter's wounds.
Oh man.
You can't really get more perfect than that.
Chuck sees an open door to find a series of yellow carpeted halls plaster with a yellow
wallpaper.
the door, walks away, and then gives a middle finger to whoever wrote this for being
so contrived.
On the eastern most side of the arena, do you have Vix?
Finds what seems to be a flea market, browsing the wares, do you have Vix?
Notice that all the products are made out of Lint.
Do you have Vix?
Take some of the Lint items to use as fire starters.
Who really died that they explored the three-eyed rock palace?
Suddenly, the walls of the palace start vibrating.
Horrible sounds with images of San Diego start melting into his brain.
His brain is now afflicted with brain rot.
The arena speakers begin to play Sparta Remix, nonstop,
furthering clouds descent into madness.
That is, yeah, that checks out.
Meet stands in the place where he is.
A strange gesture.
Like being walks up to Vine Freak Bob and asks them, are you lost?
Freak Bob doesn't respond.
The Jester, again asks, are you lost?
Freak Bob begins to feel immense fear and dread.
The Jester asks a third time, are you lost?
Freak Bob assumes, assuming this Jester is a ghost or act of otherworldly being, runs away
in terror.
Robo finds a combine harvester and a cart on wheels.
Robo attempts to catch the cart to attach the cart to the combine harvester using a rope.
But ultimately gives up after 30 minutes.
He wouldn't.
Goblin please forages for food, but instead he finds a comic book featuring a strange rope hero.
Blue barrels and pretzel stumble upon what seems to be the remains of an old food establishment with the only letters
letters ooze remaining on the sign. They enter it looking for food but quickly leave when
they realize the food is that's in there is not of this earth.
Ink chair explores three-eyed rock palace. Brain is also afflicted with brain rot.
Terminal seven, Ralph Luton and Tommy Wiseau take a break to cook pizza together but terminal seven
and fucks it up by adding pineapple.
Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
Shave finds a red and white mushroom in eats it
in the hopes of growing bigger,
instead Shave begins hallucinating
and tripping massive balls.
Vine consume, gollum and water bottle also cook pizza
but they fuck it up.
Probably custard stands in the place where he is.
Dr. Kleiner constructs a shack.
Splunge tries to sleep through the entire day,
Larry fishes, B-springs her ankle while running away from free-trume.
Flush-hating Decus brought tries to sleep through the entire day, Norg receives fresh food
from an unknown sponsor.
Bunny Asando chases Grover.
Bungie goes hunting.
He thick tries to open a door to an abandoned gas station, but the door is stuck.
Dors stuck!
Sans injures himself.
You go to hell before you die, ALA, Skibby Toilet and get the cock of raid sends camp while
he is hunting.
the Luigi finds 10 arrows. Eggplant tries to sleep. DMC2, Hall and Crazy but Cook, but
DMC2 adds pineapple. Slip and Jimmy finds a red frog that verbally begs to be lit.
Flip and Jimmy runs away in fear. John finds an old MRE near the set of a dilapidated
road. The food is really spicy. Really hot, he doesn't like it. No spicy. Fledged, camouflages
himself in the bushes.
Smile Ghost opens a door to find a series of yellow carpeted halls, to the back rooms.
Jen's try to open a door to an abandoned gas station with the door stuck.
Great Leno receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsored denotes.
Why do I keep saying good norths Jesus?
Thinks about home.
Brinkly stumbles upon what appears to be a large golden UFO.
On entering it, she discovers that it's actually the ruins of a casino.
Despite having not been used for hundreds of years, the machine still work and
wrinkly loses all of her memory.
I think a Star Trek episode?
Buddy teaches Miles McKenzie had a properly wiped using a leaf.
Haha!
loses all, wrinkly loses all her money.
Not memory.
A whole tray of peas goes hunting.
Oh, it's the gold saucer, okay.
Frog finds a combine harvester, gives up.
Barboy tries to spearfish with a trident.
Side-on finds a vending machine of food.
He turns away, up because he doesn't have any money,
but because he only pays for who cars.
Freak-thone finds a black and white photo on the ground.
Doodle dip holds it up, revealing a portal to a room of supplies.
The Freak-thone exclaims, hang on.
The hang on, did you just shift reality?
Two faced spots of flock of turkeys across the river.
Two faced as bad at swimming, so she tries to build a bridge across, sadly the bridge glitches
and flings her across the arena into a pile of leaves, badly bruising her and scaring away
the turkeys.
Argo Man begins tripping massive balls.
Ultra pulp chips, a tooth on a hard piece of chicken, they wish they'd had a better
dental plan before this whole mess started.
Cursby finds a folding chair in the woods.
He sits in it with his head between his legs to lament the sins he committed during the competition
so far.
Lucas also chips a tooth.
Vine rise in tries to sleep throughout the entire day.
The leaven pipe's falling can be heard in Ganga-ga.
These are who have died.
These are the fallen.
Hey.
Yeah, scoots dead.
Some teams are still full though.
The chronotrigger team is still full.
Look at with three kills.
Bringo got a kill, but one of them was himself as well.
Yeah, now the timeless are doing great.
Great, A-Lagata Kill, Luca got three?
I don't think any team is that even that close.
No.
No.
Let's proceed.
Bunny, Yassando, and B tell stories about themselves to each other.
Rinkly and Crypto Luigi walked for the gates of an ancient kingdom.
Nice to the princess, who invited herself before a picnic, A Crypto Luigi.
I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
They didn't see another gate and note on it and decided to turn back as this would be too many adventures for one day.
That was accidentally perfect.
Eggplant tries to tap a tree for its sap and ends up with splinters and blisters on his fingers.
Blue barrels teaches two-faced had a properly white using a leaf.
Zamboni's tend to their wounds.
Haltray of P's walks up a hill and finds a plastic tree, filling it with a sense of melancholy.
Vine Crump wakes up in a moving wooden cart, only to hear the words,
so you're finally awake.
Vine Crump screamed and wakes up again,
find that she surrounded by high schoolers,
bullying her, saying meet things to her, like micro-penis,
and mayonnaise fabric, vying crump wakes up one final time, covered in sweat, kiss.
Cloud attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Shay, fans, goblin, please, bubskaboba, and miles McKenzie away from her fire.
DMC-2 squats down in a forest to take a shit.
A sultry older but still up to froth woman.
Fuck comes out from behind a slut tree and says,
I like to shit.
You like to shit.
We like to shit.
This is shitting.
Ford disappearing back behind the slut tree.
Lucas Robo, UltraPulp, Braileno, and anal spank their sleep and shifts.
Do you have the questions there, Sanity?
Think chair convinces Norg the snuggle with it. Oh my god
Of course, of course
Sorry nothing from Tommy, Wise O. Nortz tells Bungie that he should bathe in the river because Bungie smells like literal ass
Billy, I suppose I'd say Billy for side-on
Crazy butt walked up the hill to find a classic tree filling him with a sense of melancholy
You go to hell before you die in sand, sleep and shifts.
Spun starts a fire.
Argo man sets up camp for the night.
Smile Ghost tries to sing himself to sleep.
Ralph Bluton, player 2 and player 3,
It's glitched.
Forage for food near an abandoned IT center,
only to find endless tubs of Granny Cream's hot butter ice cream.
Vine freak Bob goes to sleep.
Send destroy slip and Jimmy supplies while he is asleep.
Dr. Kleiner walks up to a tree and finds a note on the tree.
Dr. Kleiner's peripheral vision, he sees a counter saying,
one out of eight, find my pages.
Terminal seven uses a rock as a makeshift but plugged dampen
his fart sound for the night. Who's writing this shit?
Gaulim and Freetroom sleep in shifts.
Her speed calls water bottle NTR a clown.
Well, exploring a dungeon, Finger, Ailla, and Tubby Custard fall through a trapdoor and
the ground into a massive glass jar.
The jar starts to slowly fill with a sticky, white liquid.
The more liquid in the jar, the harder it is for them to move.
Finger manages to drink all the liquid and breaks them out of the jar using his feet.
This is disgusting.
Fing!
Flage walks into a clearing and sees a clown on a hole.
Shaking has had blinking the clown disappears.
It was a clown ever truly standing on a hole.
We may never know.
Vine rise and begins blinking manually.
Meet convinces he thick to snuggle with him.
Be at the cock and grover fight, vine doodle dip and barboy, be at the cock and grover
survive.
Oh shit.
Vine doodle dip and barboy are dead.
Sorry chat.
Buddy begins blinking manually.
Poot wireless tempts to climb a tree but fall to their death.
Who wireless?
Eliminated.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Paul tries to treat his infection.
Frog finds a vending machine of food. He turns away not because he doesn't have any money, but because he only pays for who cars.
Pretzel, jans, and Larry cheerfully sing songs together.
Vine consumed pisses off of a cliff.
Luke will wonder why it just started to rain.
Blush-hating Deco Sprout, let's John into his shelter.
Skibby Toylet and Freekphone huddle for warmth, who really died that day and chucked sleep
in shifts.
That's what it says.
Freekphone asks he thick, did you just shift reality, funny asando, vending machine, hot
butter ice cream for Freekbob.
true, Chase's goblin, please.
Fledge accidentally wipes with poison oak, that is the most fledged thing that could
ever happen.
Norkes calls who really died that day of clown, Larry developed Scarlet Rot.
Yeah.
Curse B finds a plug-and-play video game device,
upon touching the device, Curse B develops Scarlet Rot.
Eggplant develops brain rot.
Argo Man makes a slingshot.
Zamboonis receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Buddy steals from Shea when she isn't looking.
Pretzel finds the bingus.
Okay.
Finger explores the arena.
John finds the red frog but runs away.
Terminal seven doesn't want the old MRE.
No spicy.
UltraPulp, here's a small voice saying,
He need help traversing this mountain.
I can guide you.
UltraPulp looks down to see a small 5 inch hill,
and a little goblin being no taller than their ankle.
UltraPulp says,
No thanks, we'll be fine.
What's your name, though?
The short creature responds, saying,
Hot Hower.
UltraFP's gets brain rot.
Cloud, no spicy.
Crypto Luigi, practices archery.
It's my August, makes a slingshot.
Makes a slingshot. Chuck walks up a tree to find a note in the tree. One of eight.
Gen's scare me off.
Crazy butt offers to trim Bubskebulb as armor. Bubskebulb agrees. Crazy butt then runs off with the gear leaving
Bubskebulb a naked. Two face practice is her archery.
Send and you go to hell before you die, find an oosh.
Vine consumed, heavy-custard, and Dr. Kleiner, track down and kill Ray Leno.
Great Leno is out!
Wow, a trifecta they teamed up on this motherfucker, they hate him.
Damn, Broff Bluton sprains his ankle while running away from Paul.
Dink chair tends to Lucas's wounds.
No spicy for vine crump.
Slip and Jimmy searches for a water source.
Water bottle NTR steps into some leaves, but it's a trap.
They fall into a furnace where a machine injects liquid metal into their bones,
boiling them from the inside.
Here's how I'll torture you both with bottle NTR.
Water bottle NTR is dead.
Flash-hating deck whose brought finds a sit-and-spin near a river and decides to spin on it for a bit.
Ailla hallucinates that she is playing ballotro on a smartphone.
Scribity toilet sees the skeletal remains of a kangaroo, how'd that get there?
Do you have that Viggs?
Finds an old MRE near the side of the Scroat, no spicy?
Do you have the cock, shoots an arrow, and to anal spinkters head?
I think that means anal spinkters is dead.
I'm pretty sure Spunge eats some sand, a fuck man.
Brinkly develop scarlet rot, robo, and gollums split up the search for resources.
Miles McKenzie thinks about home.
So when?
That's canon.
That is canon.
The more constructs a shack,
side on hunts for some kupas to some.
Bungie, Sands, Luke, and Tommy,
raid frog's camp all these hunting.
You leave him alone.
Luke barrels try to sleep through the entire day.
The MC2 chips a tooth on a hard piece of chicken,
and wishes he had better dental plan.
Mine rise and collect fruit from a tree.
He puts some fried bread into water.
water.
You have some delicious and nutritious bread soup.
Now, Grover walks up to a tree and finds a note in the tree.
It's, um, though, Slender Man 1.
Alright, definitively we lost Doodle Dip, Barboy, who wireless, Gray-Leno, water-bottle
NTR and anal sphincter.
Here are your teams.
not looking so good for the family or the core or the goobers.
The corrupt are doing just fine, they get some kills, the brothers are okay, educational
is not, you know, they lost one, merchants lost two, the lively are great, the emotive
are fine, the gall-abanting lost one, the mentalists are fine, the timeless are still
going strong, two beetles dead.
which is interesting, but also, not the ones that are canonically gone.
So, what kind of, I mean, Ringo's still around Paul's still around.
The unwise, Sloot Yoshi with those three kills, the lawfuls losing, they lost huge loss
of Kim Wuxler's feet.
I may need some more music.
I'm trying to figure out what other music we can get for this.
The evil are doing great.
Gormless are fine.
The abysiler fine.
The freaky lost pyjima and of course the one guy.
Here we go.
Night 2.
On the easternmost side of the arena.
It's pretzel finds a flea market.
They used lints to start a fire. Larry passes out from exhaustion. Do not know if dead.
Okay. Um...
You could do Elden Ring.
Um...
Rick Astley, you know I can't play that.
I got a couple of songs that we could do.
We'll get there.
Larry passed out from exhaustion.
Norg finds plug-in play and develops rot.
Robo gets brain rot.
Cloud.
And Blue-Ton enter the ancient kingdom.
Okay, um, that's, they, they, they, they're fine.
John Ultra Pope, Dinkcher and Luca find an empty ferry, go on it to explore the far end
of the river.
On the ferry, there is a tumbleweed of pubes.
Luca still tells the worst joke ever made to player two and they're forging for food.
The joke is so bad it's made of grousentience and clung itself into Luca's face.
Genji looks at the night sky.
Crypto Luigi, the freak-fallen bunny, Asando, and Sip and Jimmy slip and Jimmy, tell
you to their ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Smile ghosts, ghosts, it is insulted by micropenas and wakes up and sweat and piss.
Vime crump, vine rising, beat and side on, have a thrash, got dammit.
It's accidentally wipes the poison oak with poison oak, rather.
Sen wastes the entire day watching Lord of the Ring on DVD.
Just one ring.
Goblin, please, and there's the back rooms.
Spunge thinks about winning.
Fledge spots the turkeys, and he's bruised by these scares away the turkeys.
The Golden Sawster.
Yeah, it's flat.
The Golden Sawster.
Do you have Viggs tries to sing themselves to sleep?
There's another turkey one for eggplant.
It's up camp for the night.
A clown dressed in belly meat appears before freak shroom in the night.
The clown offers him a stick of salami and printed with a clown's face.
Freak Trooms says fuck it and eats the yummy clown meat.
He would. He really would.
Zamboni's goes to sleep.
Tommy Wiseau silently snaps Blue Barrel's neck.
Damn. Blue Barrel's out.
Flush-hating deck was brought with some rocks in his shirt to make it look like he has big robbertsons.
Blush-hating deck whisperer then dances seductively in front of finger to distract him from who really died that day's raids on fingers supplies
a fuck is this writing
Line freak bob finds a Snickers bar and goes directly for the cock vein
Dude
That's freaky, that's freaky.
Frog forages for food, but instead he finds a comic book featuring a strange rope hero.
A yacht floats past Sends Camp.
When on the yacht is none other than the famous video game visionary Gabe Newell, Sands
shouts out to Gabe to ask, when is Ricochet 2 going to release?
Gabe and then pulls out a copy of Half Life 3 and says, this is the only copy of Half
Five, five, three, even then burns the copy of Half-Life 3, causing Sands of Soul to leave his
to leave, to remain on this Earth as a lifeless, ricketed, ricocheted, ricocheted, too,
less husk.
Oh, oh, I see, okay, a little bit of a word, there was, Sands, I think, eliminated.
You go to hell before you die, eats the mushroom, of course, and begins tripping.
Chuck put some fried bread in water for some bread soup, the MC2 kills a whole tray of
peas with a hatchet, whole tray of peas eliminated, buying consume manages to harvest
some bread crust from the neck of a pigeon.
We get the cock chips at 2th on a hard piece of chicken and we should share a better dental
plan.
A colony of local cleats start spinning.
The arena starts to wildly vibrate, shaking gear, and dropping folks from trees.
Despite bruises, Bubskobalba, John's, and Kerspy managed to survive the cleat spin.
Too faced to develop Scarlet Rot.
Ela, he thickened Argo Man, discussed the games, and what might happen in the morning.
But he tries to sing himself to sleep.
Darkness sweeps the arena, blotting the sun and leaving the moon.
that's echo through the forest,
scabby toilet realizes one thing,
the moon is not right.
Terminal seven sees the skeletal remains of a kangaroo.
An animal set up in a tree by Paul comes crashing down
on Dr. Kleiner's skull,
denting it and killing him.
Dr. Kleiner, removed, dead.
Crazy butt sits with his head between his legs.
How does that work?
And laments the sins he's committed.
Shay comes across an ancient temple within a gorge.
She explores it.
Very end of the temple. There's a statue of two hands.
One of which has a ring on it.
Shay removes the ring and slimy residue comes off of her on her fingers.
Well, yeah, she is slime.
Then a whole opens between the hands,
spitting out a boulder. Shay runs away just in time.
Oh fuck, it's gootsie!
Over, meet, wrinkly, and Miles McKenzie find an empty ferry and go on to explore the
far end of the ferry.
There's tumbleweed of cubes.
Day 3.
Vimecrump meets Todd Howard.
The column receives medical supplies.
The MC2 Dink chair and Ralph Luton take a breakbook.
The MC2 fucks it up with pineapple.
Tommy travels to higher ground.
Luka finds the bingus.
Tubby custard begins blinking manually.
Sight on receives food.
Zamboni's.
Get blisters on their fingers.
Miles McKenzie walks into a clearing and sees a clown on a hole.
Greek phone eats $5,000 worth of legos, which only staved off his hunger for 12 minutes.
Freak Shroom finds the red frog.
Spunge finds the ancient, the goatsy temple, got dammit, cloud injures himself, I think
he's still alive.
As the waves wash on the shore of the island palace, jans and luka, lukus, decide
to work together on fishing, while talking about life. They get ready to cook the fish,
and iron knuckle. Walks out of the palace to engage them. They refuse. They are just friends.
They said iron knuckle went back into the palace.
What? Jans and Lucas sit there blushing with a box of fish.
Oh fuck.
Skibby and who really died that they worked together.
Paul put some fried bread in water to have delicious and nutritious bread soup.
He is a vegetarian.
Bees descend into madness because of Sparta Remix.
Meat walks up a hill to find a plastic tree.
Larry calls Shay a clown.
Fine, Ryzen sees a kangaroo.
John finds a folding chair in the woods.
Lament the sins.
Sen, Lament sins.
Crazy butt opens the door into the back rooms.
Buddy, Taint Spingers' food, killing him.
Finger has been tainted and is dead.
There is taint on the food and is died.
Eggplant
collects fruit from a tree.
Goblin, please, tries to eat some rats, chuck fishes, smile ghost finds ten arrows.
Fine consume finds a statue of Albert Einstein carrying a heavy load.
Cursby finds a desolated deli. The ghost is working at the counter. Cursby orders one spooky
bacon egg and cheese at costs 4.99 in ghoul money. It's lip and gimme constructs a shack.
Rover receives clean water. Two faced explores the arena.
You go to hell before you die in Robo work together for the day.
Argo Man scares wrinkly off.
Fledger receives food.
Bonnie Asondo goes for the Snicker bar cockvane.
Ultra pulp doesn't pay hookar.
Only pays hookar.
Sorry, you have the cock same.
Nor runs away from Bubska Balba.
Frog makes a wooden spear, bungee developed scarlet rot.
Fine freak Bob begs for terminal 7 to kill him.
He refuses, leaving Vign Freak Bob alive, dude Freak Bob has had a fucking arc.
Some genuinely freaky shit is going on here.
Speaking of Deco Sprout Crypto Luigi Aela and Nortz have a thrash, pretzel-only-pays-hookar.
Do you live-eaks?
Teach as he thick had a properly wipe using a leaf.
only a few eliminated.
Five.
The core is almost gone.
Somehow, Miles McKenzie is the only one left, and I have the feeling he's just going to live the whole time.
He's going to be the last one alive.
So, when?
Then there's the corrupt doing just fine.
The brothers are doing fine.
See here. Back on music.
The obloq too is good. We'll get that in a minute.
So yeah, about the same otherwise.
Just a couple, a couple people dead, night three.
Here we go.
A lady in pink holding a trip sandwiches, materializes from Lucca, sandwiches look as she said.
Lucca chooses a kebab.
Two faced finds the desolate edellie, so find rise in the sense and to madness.
A wise sage guarding the abandoned gas station named Mr. Roger offers to give Skibby toilet
the time of his life.
Of course, it's Skibby toilet.
Grover starts a fire, side-on convinces Jan's to snuggle.
Think chair wanders into a graveyard.
He finds a grave and clicks on it. He is so sorry.
Argo Man is unable to convince Vying Crump to not kill him.
I think Argo Man's dead.
Wow.
Because he usually says kill each other, but the somebody's like don't kill me.
Huh.
An orange and blue dinosaur is swallows the flesh-hating deck who's brought in one bite.
Flesh-hating deck who's brought dead.
Do you have the experience to hallucinate?
Norg and Miles go to the ancient kingdom, and they are, they don't want to do it.
Tommy only pays who cards.
Norg's watch is terminal 7 sleep.
Gollum's and Bones and Crypto Luigi carefully sing songs together.
Fledge regrets, getting the extended warranty on a switch too.
Rinkly finds a combine harvester but gives up.
Link consumes a wild Reggie Feasomy, pissing next to a mulberry tree.
Um, sentient tomato for robo.
Larry smells like ass.
Bungie challenges Lucas and sent a pissing competition where the winner would get the wild board
they all just shot at the same time.
Lucas's steam is so magnificent, and tall they had no other choice but to give the board a hymn.
Probably custard, he thick-bubskabob will find a ball pit, and they play in it for a bit.
He thick ends up vomiting in the ball pit.
He would.
Ralph Bluton and eggplant hold hands.
Ultra-pulp sees a cute green frog wearing a suit that's at least three sizes too big.
On a Yassando looks at the night sky.
DMC2 finds an oddly shaped duck button.
He presses the button but nothing happens.
Myel Ghost forages for food, but instead finds an old book, he opens it, pages are all crusty
and sticking together.
He reads a steamy story about hot men eating beans, closest to the book with a horrified
expression and runs away.
Pretzel pence the sponge his wounds.
Vine freak barb watches Paul sleep.
Again, I want to get the full story of Vine freak barb because there's some crazy shit
this dude's doing.
Trick phone trips, free trume tries to treat his infection.
Flip and Jimmy meet the chuck and you go to help
before you die sleep and shifts.
Beat the cock gets his crossbow from the sponsor.
That's the thank you every 20 minutes.
Ailla and Cloud enter McDaniels.
Frog eats the yummy clown meat.
Buddy forages for food.
and also it's the crusty beans book.
John cries himself to sleep,
Shay and crazy butt work together on fishing.
There's the knuckle, the iron knuckle, the moose knuckle.
Her speed quietly hums and goblin, please,
screams for help.
Day four.
John chips a tooth on hard chicken.
Shay got brain rot.
Pretzel over here see thick and vine crumb
talking in the distance.
Bubskeball, Buffin's lint, for fire, Buffin's McKenzie picks flowers, Robo's scares me off.
It's not as much dying as I hoped.
There's sandwiches for you to go to hell before you die.
Paul, Waston, and Tire Day playing, and his makeshift hollow deck.
How the fuck did he make that?
Vine rising, finds the bingus, side-on stands in the place where he is.
Nord gets the deli.
To be custard teaches fledge how to properly wipe using a leaf that checks out.
Zamboni's are getting descending into madness.
Bluton defeats Sen, but spares his life.
Do you live Viggs tries to shave down there using an obsidian shard they found?
What the fuck?
Eggplant chases Norx, sponge.
See, he's a cute green frog wearing a suit that's too big.
Apparently, fledged white with poison oak earlier, so there's an arc there.
Money is on to pisses on, curse bee.
Goblin please eat sand, buddy finds him chewing gum.
Upon chewing it, he turns into a kawai anime cat, so cute.
Okay.
Vine consume is afflicted with grain rot.
The Sunrise reminds Grover of simpler times.
A lady in pink holding a tray of sandwiches materializes in front of B.
Chuck, two-faced, freak phone, and John's are on the ferry.
Tommy was oh-go's hunting. They fuck up a pizza.
Lucas and Ailla find an abandoned pizza in the middle of the woods.
They walk up to it only for the pizza to attempt to attack them, biting at their ankles.
The pizza is aggressive.
Luckily they managed to escape or jump into a pond.
Heads is not like to get wet.
Think chips of tooth, smile goes, tries to eat some rats, terminal 7 hallucinates,
but he is playing a ballotro, a group of Luigi sitting spin, crazy butt scares cloud off.
Gone goes hunting, Luke makes a slingshot.
The free-trume DFC2 ultra-pulp wrinkly are on the ferry, Larry severely injuries for
I think the dog leaves him to die.
Hungey receives food.
Who really died that day?
Um, runs away from Bikkaka.
So, um, Frog is dead.
Larry, you're fucking asshole.
Three deaths.
God damn it.
night four I'm gonna be reading these real quick yeah Larry and this is not the
first time I've had problems with veggie tales go on and goes to sleep my
else gets taken egg and cheese two-faced things about home pretzel passes
out from exhaustion Luke could not believe her eyes is 10 million fireflies
led up the world as she fell asleep be loses sight of where she is
go to hell before you die lements.
Shade daydreams of her low-lob, funny, porn collection she has at home.
God damn it.
Crazy butt sees the skeletal remains of a kangaroo.
Robo tends to jones wounds.
Um, by crump, sleeps without warmth.
Who really die that day thinks about winning.
This is contacted by an unknown sponsor, but is internet connection a spotty in there unable
to communicate.
Northist contacts his ISP only to be told, do not presume.
That's familiar.
Meet goes to the gold saucer, sponge freak and a freak phone and fledge breakout of the
are.
Tubby-custed and set on tell stories, there's vomit in the ball pit, you will have
Viggs finds 10 arrows, the Tommy and eggplant, there's cloundery.
Out of desperation and beat the cook, eats her own foot.
Crypto Luigi gets bread soup, DMC, Sen, and Bungie, sleeping shifts.
And boonies are the water island palace, nothing really happens, John is told not to presume.
Freakshroom tries to sing himself to sleep, wrinkly tries to hunt a wild hog, only to squeeze it.
Goblin pleases and find consume tell stories about themselves to each other.
Ultra pop goes to sleep, cloud aleg rover and vine rise and find fairy cubes.
Bunning a sondo chooses a kabob.
Think chair starts a fire, freak bob looks at the night sky.
Norx, Ghibity, and Paul discuss the games and what might be happening in the morning,
but he tries to open the door to a ban and gas station, but the door is stuck.
Smile goes, wakes up and piss and sweat.
Larry squats down in the forest to take a shit, and then the Sultry older lady appears.
Lucas cries himself to sleep.
The moon is not right for Chuck.
very few deaths. Yeah, yeah, we need more death. What do I do, chat? Should I start
looking for deaths? Maybe just read the deaths. Okay, we're gonna read the deaths. Okay,
we've done all of this way. Can you turn up the deaths mid game? Is that possible?
No. All right. So then we're going to go for the deaths. Okay, so everyone's good here.
I saw a death the moment ago. Bunny, Yassondo, is killed by Skibdi toilet.
to Reggie Shafine's statue of Albert Einstein carrying a heavy load,
a fine freak Bob finds Granny Creme's hot butter ice cream.
You have to cook daydreams of her low-le bunny porn.
Of course.
Gollum questions his sanity, no, you think?
Chuck Stalk's goblin, please.
but he stumbles upon a wild cellos, the cellos is shiny, but buddy is oblivious to it, nor goes hunting, turkeys,
um, now think is thinking about low-labunny, how many fucking people have low-labunny porn?
to
do you have a no-one eats toxic berries that might be dead
scarlet rod
turkey's mister Roger for vine crump the MC2 goes hunting eating lego's
clown hole again
receives an explosion from an unknown sponsor. Yeah, only two deaths.
The night five. Meet gets Oklahoma from the Walmart. Yeah. Cash might get. What?
Slip in Jimmy's smokes pictures up the Walmart. Bitch that cash. Terminal seven flies with
Blies weed with horses, honk, total dick.
First beat takes a shit out of the cash.
Yeah, massive peach.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
It's that Justin Bieber game you played.
Oh!
Luca, Tommy was oh, and Luca is getting to a fight.
Luca triumphantly kills them both.
Wow.
That's a big one, big moment.
Luca is on fire.
Luca's got the most amount of kills easily.
You go to help before you die wakes up from a nightmare
where he was bald.
Robo spades, smile goes for the de-re-out
of desperation, ultra pulp eats their own foot.
Ha ha ha ha.
Cleats been set in smells like ass.
Paul eats some sand.
See.
Hey, let's start the fire.
They break out of the jar.
It's a tubicustard turns into an enemy called Y Catgirl.
Okay. Mr. Dink finds the bingus that Gala has a truce. Let's give you 12 at stands.
Okay. Strange rope hero. Rinkly finds what looks to be a transported device. She enters
it and activates. Sadly, there is also a fly in the device when it activated. Cousin
both their bodies to intertwine into a vile entity incompatible with life.
She's dead.
You need to not have an event program for this.
I don't know what that means.
But no, I didn't do this one.
I'm not really sure how this all works.
Bungie's tricked by thorns while picking berries.
Okay, you got to help before you die, wipes with poison oak.
Um, flying Freak Bob and Sen find a machine that turns sand into hamburgers.
They run the machine and get some hamburgers.
They eat them and go crazy.
Rampaging everywhere until Sen pisses on, find Freak Bob knocking them both out in the state
of insanity.
Freak Bob promises never to eat a hamburger again.
Okay. There's some vomit in a ball pit. Freak phone goes for the cock vein and the
snickers. Robo crawls like a baby to avoid detection from the other means. Meet
Triangle's the higher ground. Yeah, so we got some deaths here
Let's keep going. We'll we're we're gonna go quick
Got them died
We had a golem die
Then you missed goblin I did I went too fast
Not golem goblin oh goblin please died
Oh shit.
I guess it's possible to go back, no?
Oh, vine can soon kill Goblin, please, for his supplies. I see.
All right.
Ready?
Um...
Robertson's...
supplies Todd Howard.
Yeah, they just do not want to kill each other.
It's so rare, it's too rare.
Norg is dead.
All right, maybe I am missing.
I'm going too fast and I'm even fucking seen Norg.
An orange and blue dinosaur follows Norg in one bite.
I have to read these a little more carefully.
There's the hamburger machine, a clown on a hole, out of desperation, loop it, eats her own foot.
The MC2 Farts and Vine Frieg Bob's general direction killing him instantly.
Of course, also Frieg Bob, great.
I'll be custard. Oh, freak phone poisons,
tubby custard, strength. He drinks it and dies. Okay.
Okay. DMC2 Farts and Vine Freakbobb's general direction killing him instantly.
Okay.
Rover engineers himself. Billy.
the
fine consumed shits his pants and dies
to chat you know what chat you just keep helping me i don't know why i'm missing all of these deaths
Clutch here's Zamponies and Cloud talking in the distance, Billy, alright, so four more dead.
We'll check teams after this one.
I wonder if there's a more detailed version of this, like a more customizable version.
Where like the supplies actually matter?
There's these screams for help.
Crazy butt is dead.
Really?
Think chair kills crazy butt while he's sleeping.
Okay, Aela has a dream where she's standing outside of a door. She opens the door and enters the room to see an Italian family waiting for her.
One of the, one of them calls Aela, Christopher, runs over and hit her. Aela then appears outside of the door again.
They open it and see the Italian family. This repeats several dozen times this night. I will shoot.
Christopher, what the fuck?
Bungie gets copyright claimed and dies. Bungie is dead.
Skibity toilet throws a knife into terminal 7's chest. Robo bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
What the fuck? What oil?
Oh, yes, oil. That's crazy. Pretzel uses a rock as a makeshift butt plug to dampen his
farts.
Too fast is dead because DMC2 Cloud Crypto Luigi and North's track down and kill her. Holy
shit.
Luke is trap kills Shay, Luke up with another kill.
His Mimo sponge is just picking flowers obliviously.
Paul questions his sanity, yeah, me too.
at the cock eats her own foot.
Yes.
Six pipes can be hurt falling in Gangagga.
All right, here's the status.
The family has two left.
Miles McKenzie is still alive.
Fledge is still alive.
The corrupt has a full team.
The brothers, missing Terminal 7, the educational, fully, fully dead.
The merchants only freak phone remains, the lively, three remain.
The emotive, two remain, the gal-avanting, only one remains.
The blue, think chair, and blue-ton.
The mentalists, only DMC-2 is left.
Unfortunately, the timeless is now down to 2, but Luca is still on a fucking killing
spring. Luca is my next vote. That's my team. The time was I'm rooting for this team.
This team 100%. The Beatles have two left. The unwise have three left. The lawful have two.
The evil have two. The gormless have three. The abyssal. Two. The freaky. Two. Let us proceed.
Okay.
Let's proceed.
Ultra pulp regrets getting extended warranty on their Switch 2.
I'm kind of curious about what Miles McKenzie's up to in all this, because he's just like
his luck in his way into winning. He's not doing anything.
I feel like he's just kind of living.
Sorry nothing. Miles McKenzie defeats he thick in a fight but spares his life. What the fuck dude?
Look at tries to shave down there using an obsidian shard she found quit dammit.
Fucking kill he thick.
I don't think anyone died this time.
Uh...
Spungis naked.
Odd Howard shows up here.
Fledges naked. Oh no.
Wow, there's just like no dying here.
San is naked.
Buddy has stepped into the Marrow furnace.
That's it, only Buddy.
Wow, here we go, 99.
Ben shoots an arrow at Luca, but Mrs. and kills Chuck instead.
Luca, still alive.
Holy shit.
the
miles is still doing nothing of any particular value
um...bubbskebobba is dead
oh yeah he dies trying to escape the arena probably doing some skateboarding tricks
still not too many deaths, beach is eight toxic berries, get the cock trips, ailer,
lands face first in a cow pie and dies, all that's bullshit, that's so bullshit, god damn it.
the
it is bullshit exactly
um...
skibby toilets dead pretzel set off and explosive
think chair is dead because golem and louke attract down and kill it
another kill for louke a holy shit
Okay, all right. We've got a lot of deaths this time. This is the kind of pace I'm looking for
We'll go again
Miles, let's meet into his shelter
Luca regrets getting extended warranty on the switch too. Yeah
Spunge crawls into a hole in the ground for safety inside of the hole, they sit down who's saying
who then boars him to death by talking about his boot-like video game collection.
Sponge is dead. Do to boot-like video games. I guess considering he's kind of a boot-like brother.
That's a shame. Man.
Well, rest in peace, Sponge.
Ralph Bluton kills DMC too while he is sleeping.
Well,
Hmm.
And so far, as long as Luke lives,
that's all runs away from Luke, a goddamn right.
It's the Benjamin Crawl's like a baby to avoid detection from the other means.
Cloud and Freak Shroom work together to drown he thick, he thick, dead, fuck off he thick.
Alright, so there's another one, dead.
Eggplant, Fledging Cursebee start fighting, but Fledge runs away as Eggplant kills Cursebee, by Cursebee.
We got to see the teams, all right. Again Miles McKenzie, no kills still alive.
Fledges the only one left on his team. The corrupt, full team. Full team. The brother
has got two educational still obviously out. Sponges out two faces out. The emotive,
We've got Ultra pulp is left, Luton, Luka with seven kills.
I don't think anyone's gonna talk that.
Slute Yoshi has got four kills, that's pretty fucking good.
All right, here we go, proceeding.
of
a
nose by sea
walking by nightmares
no death's here by crypto Luigi died
all because of the game knew all thing the ricochet to
Luca receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Sorry, nothing.
John was picking flowers, slip and Jimmy tries to eat rats.
Brover injures himself.
Only one death.
Freak phone passes out from exhaustion.
North is still hanging in there.
You get the cuck watches cloud sleep.
Yeah, eggplant gallum, side-on, and John's can't enter John's can't when John's is
away.
They end up triggering a trapping and getting covered in green goopy slime.
Eggplant is oddly aroused.
Mr. Roger, no, decline, decline.
Look at the climb.
A camp of pretzel, and you go to help before you die gets raided by a group of trolls.
The trolls start to eat pretzel. You go to help before you die then screams.
They're reading him, and then they're going to eat me!
Oh my god!
Miles McKenzie spared another person, really?
Miles McKenzie defeats Vine rising in a fight but spares his life.
What the fuck miles?
Sen is sorry, nothing.
Freak Shroom calls Vinnie American Joel and is struck by lightning killing him.
Freak Shroom is now dead.
Wow.
trap kills ultra pulp ultra pulp is dead you are out what what is
called trap you know his famous trap from Final Fantasy 7
there's a thrash look at vinyl rising at least look at still alive
Okay. Those are the four deaths. Let's proceed. Fledge stands in the place where he is.
I'm surprised Fledge has lived this long. Cloud defeats side on in a fight with Spares' life.
Luca wakes up from a nightmare where she was bald.
So let's say that I hope Miles wins.
You know what, I wouldn't, I would be fine with that.
Miles pisses off of a cliff.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
You're at the cock.
Enter the Marrow furnace.
Sluthe Oshi is dead.
I'm sorry, Chad.
Fine Ryzen is dead because Fine Ryzen's hammeroid ruptured causing him to bleed out.
Two deaths back to back.
Ryzen out.
Be at the cock.
Out.
I love that I have to say be at the cock.
Just like it's a normal thing.
Like it's a normal human thing to say at the age of 40.
Pledge scares John off.
Miles receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
answer. What's that? The jans and meat? Oh, jans drink some schumma they found in the
muclunky. Jans then run so fast into meat it kills both of them. Oh my god. Meat.
No. Well, at least the jans are dead. Next meat.
Grover accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it.
Grover is dead.
Oh, this is very eventful.
Oh, Chad, I'm sorry to tell you this, but...
Cloud crawls into a hole and Saddam who sane boards him to death.
Cloud is dead.
That was crazy, we lost some big names.
Classic meat, vine rising, corrupted cloud, the jans, man, yeah that was a tough one.
Some early vine sauce memes too, like meat and grover.
Norts is the only one left from the family.
Mous MacKenzie is still spinning.
edge, zero kills, just kind of existing. Eggplant, one kill, send. For some reason, no kills.
Who really died that day, still around. Freak phone is here. The live least, totally gone.
Marges here, Ralph Luton. It's probably the oldest meme still alive. Luka with seven kills,
still John Lennon and Paul McCartney are still alive. Somehow, Prince Sighton, no kills,
It's all goodmins around Larry, the cucumber, gollum, zambones, that's uh, yeah, Billy.
Now let's get in real good chat.
Alright, there's some vomit in the ball pit here.
Miles McKenzie kills Larry!
First kill!
And it's that fucking pickle.
Yeah, yeah, good.
I mean, oh, that's a shame.
I don't want to anger Spud.
Luca finds chewing gum and turns into a kawai anime cat.
Zamboni's dreams of their alola bunny porn collection.
Paul Begg's vine crump to kill him, sure fuses keeping Paul alive.
This is shitting. Find my pages.
Chewing gum.
Sing himself to sleep, sing himself to sleep for nords too.
Okay, so we're living here, side-on-questions of sanity.
San is dead, who would like video game collection?
Rest in peace.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, chat's gonna hate this.
is gonna oh no oh no check I don't want to scroll down I don't want to scroll down
mine cramp sets off an explosive killing looper fall miles McKenzie and John
on. Both eatles. All John miles. One go, all of the favorites, at least for me.
Dead. That is a terrible ending.
This is their fine. This is just the liquid jar at thing.
There's a written by George R. Martin. No one's happy.
North's is left, fledges left, zero kills, who really died that day eggplant.
Freak phone, fine crumb.
Ralph.
Looker with those seven kills may you rest in peace.
The Beatles survived for a while, not many kills, but they were, you know, they were around.
Prince Sight on still around, saw a goodman, gollum, fucking gollum of all p- alright, you
You know what? Norths? You're my boy. You're my boy, Norths. Ralph defeats Norths in a fight, but spares his life.
Eggplant could not believe his eyes as 10 million fireflies lit up the world.
It's a pyjmy golem who really died that day. Sing a song. Fledged eyes from hunger.
Oh, man, of course, a fucking course pledge would die from hunger.
Oh my god.
I was rooting for Fledge too a little bit.
He was so pathetic.
Freak funds he's a hole in the side of a cliff. He thinks that the hole was made just for him.
for him, the free phone enters the hole. This is my hole. Okay, I don't know what that means.
Drungito is he dead? Golm. Golm shits, Golm shits his pants and dides. That is the most
perfect way for it, gallum to die.
Aside from the volcano,
others in event Redbox concerted. The McClunky is replenished with food, supplies, weapons,
lube, and members of the memes fans. There's a stage with Redbox, merch, table,
and refreshments vendor too.
All right, Zamboni's pride during Redbox's water rendition of
creep. Yeah, okay, vine crump. Eat, fuck off, vine crump. You killed all the favorites
and you didn't want to go to the concert. It's lip and Jimmy shits his pants and dies.
North's decides not to go to the Red Box concert. North's really, who really died that day,
lift eggplant onto the shoulders so I think of a better view of the stage. Eggplant
then has explosive diarrhea all over who really died that day. They're neck, killing
them. Who really died that day is dead because of diarrhea. Ralph Luton shits his
pants and dyes. Why are so many people
shitting themselves or dying at this concert?
Fia shit. This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Wait until you see this one.
As Vinnie is tuning his guitar, a string
snaps and flings itself into the audience, decapitating side-on.
This is all who's left, that's it, it's four, it's vine crump, eggplant, zambones,
and norts.
I'm kind of now rooting for zambones.
You know what, norts is my guy.
Norths? I need Norths to win. That is a lot of death's chat. That's insane.
Norths has one kill. Eggplant has two kills. Vinecrump has six kills.
Zamboni's no kills.
Here we go.
They cook pizza, crump, fucks it up by adding pineapple's and Bones tends to their wounds.
Fine crump, stemmed, stabs, zamboni's with a tree branch.
Oh my god, Marge is such a heal.
She is such a heal.
Plant, Trump, and Nortz remain.
Nortz finds 10 arrows.
Eggplant teaches vine crump out of properly white using a leaf.
Eggplant tracks down and kills vine crump.
Nortz finds an old MRE.
It's really hot and spicy. He doesn't like it.
Chad, it's eggplant versus Norths.
Eggplant, just killed Norths.
The winner is eggplant.
From the corrupts.
The music timing couldn't have been more perfect.
1st place eggplant second north then vine crumps and bonies coincide on Luca ties for
the most kills. That got really good at the end. The beginning was good. The end was good.
The middle was a drag. Chad just to ringo got a kill, but it was also himself. Hey,
pops and shrimp lady were the worst. I was hoping for Kim Wexler's feet would eat
on feet. You even got a kill. Yeah, would you go again with only kills? Can you do that?
The most kills was the Red Vox concert, yeah? Do a lightning round to see who would win?
don't read anything. I'm looking to see if there's a whole summary here too.
to
simulate again
no seriously is there a way to only
do kills
mad clown said so
no
or said so or said no
rapid click go to the bottom click adjust settings and go to advanced settings and turn kills to very high.
So go to the bottom of the main page click adjust settings.
Go to advanced settings. Death rate very high.
Alright. There are end game events, there are arenas, arena events. I'm just checking
like some options here. There's, there's end game probability, set it to rare
I don't know if that means exactly but...
I'm just gonna click proceed and we're not even gonna read anything. I just want to click
I'm just gonna click
Oh my god
9 pipes can be hurt falling I'm just clicking just click and we're gonna get down to a really like crazy lightning round
let's see who really died that day has 5 kills your concert was an end game event oh okay
the Beatles are still fully alive let's keep going I want to get this down to
like oh god this is it right here this is like basically the end game
John attempts to climb a tree but falls to his death
It is time for crab.
North kills the gents.
Scoot and vine rise in kill you go to help before you die.
Grover goes into the maro furnace.
Shade, taint, do you have Vix's food killing them?
Robo accidentally steps on a landmine.
Great land, I was going to win this one chat.
He's going to win it.
Then he read the first one.
Sonic the Hedgehog runs up to Mahina Pee's camp and collapses screaming.
He is visibly pregnant.
That's a play in life, or the Hena P is scared that the screams would attract opponents
and give up its position.
Hena P decides to throw the pregnant hedgehog off a cliff for its own safety.
What the fuck?
Miles McKenzie severely injures Shay putting out of her misery.
The storage falls off a cliff with permanent spine damage.
Ralph severely injured smile ghost.
North dies, trying to escape.
Let's see.
Scoot gets set on fire from pyro techniques.
The H2P I decide to ride the Ferris wheel,
set up next to the merch table at the apex of the wheel.
Oh, it's another red box concert.
A cable snaps wrapping, it's neck and flinging it off the side of the cart.
It's slowly asphyxiate to death.
Slip and Jimmy gets yelled at by Vinnie for constantly yelling play freebird.
Miles McKenzie's decapitated, nor g, does not go.
Chuck is asphyxiated.
Ralph Luton is decapitated.
Norg is dead.
Freakphone kills Vynreisen.
It's like this is it.
Wow!
Who really died that they attempts to climb a tree but falls on Gray Leno killing them
both?
Mike Love and John Stamos walk up to the Freakphone and stare at him.
They won't stop staring with the Freakphone really needs to pee.
The freak phone ends up dying due to urine retention.
Wait, it's lip and jimmy.
Really?
I thought he died.
Oh, not our jimmy.
It does nothing in wins.
Yeah.
That was a sick joke.
That was fun.
if anyone knows if anything like this
that is
you know interesting and fun for a battle royale or
um
you know for
something similar but maybe more detailed
um let me know
ultimate arena is worth a look
it was fun thank you Matt clown i think also uh joy and a
lizard and i don't know if anyone else contributed but i
appreciate that. That was really stupid. It did drag in the middle, but I think we found some
better settings. For a large group like that, you need higher death. But once that happened, it was
really good shit.
What is this segment?
I don't know.
But you'll notice the last time I did this was a 2022 I think.
It's just, this is just a couple of games,
linked by the theme that maybe they're good for the stream.
So for example, this is called Love Spinning.
10-Dai Qing Qing-Tang,
I'll say Mou-Kong-Zuo-China-Dai Qing-Diao-Yen.
Yeah, it's kind of cut-a-marry, but yeah, just spinning.
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is going on here?
You can't go back to the ground.
I'm going to call you.
Yeah.
I'm going to see you again tomorrow.
Eat more spins.
I need more RPM.
Get me that for you.
You
You
You
You
You
It's kind of cool.
I mean, hey, aliens and spinning.
And we're on only in game number one of Sunday sauce chat.
There's also not a new segment.
I've done Sunday sauce before.
I think for me, what this is is, like,
It's kind of getting weird with it, it's kind of getting good with it.
But I just think it's like, yeah, just a fine sauce of the games.
I don't know.
That was very nice, it was very touching.
There you go, we did it.
I know this next one
Super up may roll crack the locks
Yeah, I know another one. Yes another one
I could have put this in a Mario segment like exquisite Mario's 2 or something but
My plugged in a controller I probably can't even use that's I never mind
Apparently the goal of this was to make Mario crap playable
Is it a good dumpy ass emoji?
It's not more playable, I just think it's a good start, I don't know reason.
I swear to God I played like seven versions of this fucking game.
You can see why I included this in Sunday's sauce.
Most replayed game environments are their street now, definitely not.
You know what it is though.
Most Mario Garbage Reap Thing Remade.
can jump, which actually does help a lot actually.
Wow.
What you're going to do, you can do like cool song playing it, find it, somehow.
Hell yeah, oh yeah, you could skip large swaths of track
Hot has win
I want to continue with the feet every bot with normal difficulty
I'm never coming ever gonna be able to do that
This is a brand new level chat, a original level.
I know this was a different creator.
Fuck you.
I just wanted to lower the volume, got damn it.
So, this isn't the original creator, I don't think, but that's the thing is the original
inspired so many people.
I don't know why I stopped there.
Yeah.
Fuck.
It's so excears.
Yeah, more playable.
Playable.
Come on, do you want to say it?
Oh, I lost all my coin.
I had 10 coins, that it's all fucked.
Stop, oh no, I mean don't stop, I mean, lucky has wind.
She has win.
Ball game.
Remember that when you ran the music generator from the 90s that I played?
I don't know, it just kind of reminds me of that a little bit.
Not how go a music.
I played a different thing like last year, it was a madening actually, but pretty cool.
So what's up AI Slop music?
I didn't know AI Slop was in the 90s the way it exists now, but it's cool.
No, it was just an algorithm.
It was like a midi music creator. You could set the length in it. It just had like stock
styles. I could get the name of it.
Fine. Yeah.
Microsoft something. Oh fuck it. What the hell?
What a bit.
How are they still going the wrong way, man?
Whatever, I'm never going to unlock these characters.
Rain, boy, rain, rain, rain, and Microsoft Music producer. Thank you.
The style has been emulated nicely, yes, the style.
And the game is definitely a little bit more playable, but once in a while your character just stops for no reason, so that's fun.
But you know, it's nice to see people keeping a real crowd alive, I guess.
I am curious about the other characters, but I have a feeling they would still have the same voice.
Okay, so the level is broken.
Yeah.
Oh, that is a proper rainbow road.
It's like a fucking huffle space telescope image of actual, like over exposed stars.
And I'm not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio, huh?
They're gonna break, did they?
I get no respect, you know what I mean?
I should load up that comedian game again,
learn some more comedy.
The game includes experimental controller support.
It does.
It works.
It's not like great, but it's something.
Wow, this is the most playable MeroCrad has ever been.
And if you jump and do lots of jumps, you too can fall apart.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
What do we get next? Next is
on Sunday sauce.
Lavalam.
So we've covered Mero spinning aliens and now
trippy walking simulators.
The space lemon from space need you.
Okay.
Well now I'm invested.
We're walking, press.
We'll be the way it's deep, wow.
Look at how the sensitivity is crazy.
motion blur.
Okay.
Oh, he's dead.
He's got the key behind the magic ice cream cone.
I've picked muffins and you can have some.
Here's truly stone mix law.
Oh, this is nonsense.
It is kind of like a magic eye.
Are you bored?
If you click yes you'll move on to the next level.
Well that's a nice feature.
I like that feature, that's my kind of thing.
It was like made from me.
Oh, it hasn't even started yet.
It's like how you see the world when you're a toddler.
being taught how it sees the world like this, still
Yeah, this is my kind of shit.
I'm good here, I don't have to do anything else.
The bird sounds are great for the breakfasts to grow faster.
This is on Steam for free, by the way.
The first kind of boat in a foundation.
By eating breakfast, you feel the sensation.
Why not just the front shell?
There's no room.
Let's go.
This is some part of the ship, I can't believe. There's a solution.
There's space that means from space.
Once had a very successful Sunday morning TV show.
Some fantasy.
That while it was technically thought in many ways,
The first season is the best because it has this raw urge to create an identity net.
I have 16 Oreos. Oh, broccoli.
The Space Lemmings from Space made many attempts to grow breakfast in the course,
but they never saw a true success.
I can't find the milk.
That's okay.
There are as many space lemmeans from space, and there are words in their language.
Yeah, we'll have to wait for them.
So yeah, obviously for Sunday stream, as you know, I'm just here to sample for some
games.
As I say, you can play the rest if you really.
You know, if it really something like, uh, because again, this one's free.
Beautiful.
The nice shoulders is the main front space, the place that you ask me of that city that you need.
I offer a close space, the main front space, another end.
You're about to begin, but I'm no more.
I can't see shit.
I can't tell if this is deeply spiritual or just from too much penetral, but are you
You want too much better?
You can get spiritual from better, though.
I'll just collect the last pop-tart, and then I'll play the other game.
Can you have so many words in your language that you can't remember all of them?
I remember 2% of my own vocabulary.
Space Lemmings from Space didn't even know how many words there were in our language.
Can you forget words by learning too any?
What would happen to the older Space Lemmings from Space?
It does like sound like showed in a little bit.
These were the questions that the space loomings from space had to go through.
Pretty nice looking.
It's almost vapor wave, but it's not.
Well, not really, just vapor wave cutlers.
Also, Chad.
We'll be so happy.
Uh...
I'm...
That's...
Finally, not be sick anymore.
Why is it leaving visible like not the high screen?
Oh, that's all one.
That is anxiety inducing.
Jesus.
Wow.
Geoff, you...
I... I... I think we're shipped in my day.
But some really really really weird walking simulators.
And this is...
...
...is the close to the top of the list at this point.
All right. Yeah. Well listen, it's a little late. I don't know if I'll be able to play
very much of the next game. But it won't let me quit. But that one was lava lamp. I don't
I'll play more of it, see what you think, chat, because that's some crazy fucking cool stuff, I think.
I got one more called freak show.
So, weird walking simulators, mayro,
now freaks.
I guess that reminds us by numbers.
Oh clowns too, yeah.
Okay, I don't really remember what kind of game this was, but with a name like Freak
Show.
Well, sensitivity?
No, all right, fine, I'll just lower the DPI.
Damn, the DPI. Oh my god, DPI is not even making a difference.
I can barely.
That is some sensitive mouse controls.
I don't get it, I'm going to reach in there.
The regeneration is so slow, but found the key.
I'm very confused.
You died, but why?
the wood light?
but...
where the key though?
it was right here.
there was a prompt.
you have it.
did I? do I have it?
yeah
Oh, oh.
Someone just said, oh no, you're a freak too.
I have to avoid bright lights as well.
You might be right.
Yeah, I hate that.
I hate that a lot.
I'm going to go to the Ferris Wheel 5.
Oh, okay.
I don't know if I can.
Okay.
It's... yeah.
It feels... yeah, it feels like kind of a proof of concept, it's a type game.
But I can't turn down a carnival video game.
I'm here, what do you do?
Also the stamina is very light, you don't have a lot of it, so you run out and then you're
slow.
I run away.
See you.
Maybe here?
No.
Yeah, I think we are a freak.
This could be the sequel to Howard.
how I want to become a freak. Damn.
I'm alive.
A fuck?
I'm fine with that.
We'll buy me.
I can't get that.
I can't go in there either.
Maybe, yeah, you can only carry one at a time.
I have to go back to Zoltan.
I hit the light.
I pressed the button.
I hate you.
I...so hit that button.
Maybe she adds the arms onto her.
Like other appendages.
Okay, so I didn't realize what kind of game this was going to be.
I didn't realize it was going to be a walk around and collect the pages game.
What's the fuck?
Nina hates bright lights.
Carpens 3.
Oh my god.
a lot of
that
ends
and a lot of like stamina loss and dead ends
that
Okay, we're not going that way.
Why didn't have to be a slender like, yeah, I know.
It was kind of into it, like, just from the visuals and everything.
And now we're we're slendering it up. Kind of hot. Find my eight legs.
So we just said I can fix her.
That's not Nina.
I'm going to get the signs to find the caravans.
Oh, yeah, you right?
All right, I'll try. I'm gonna play with just a couple more minutes.
Yeah.
Well, they, they give you a chance to really get lost.
It's a little very easy, and I get lost.
I like the design of the carnival itself, like I actually really like the visual style.
Oh, this is the beginning again.
Hey, I'm Ted!
Nope, you don't know where I am.
Okay.
Alright.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't think I have the whole game in me.
I know Chad, it's 130.
Yeah, it's fine. I don't think I have the whole game in me. I know Chad, it's 130.
You know, I don't have the sauce, the Sunday sauce. What can I say?
You know, but it's cool.
It's cool, um, there was like one more thing I could show you, I don't know for tonight.
Just caro caro carope is big adventure number one.
So if we bind every single time I open this thing, really.
Just want to play the carope again, man.
On second, I don't know if this is going to be worth it for the bit.
I just wanted to like do the most vine sauce stuff I could find and I got sent a pack of
Hello Kitty games.
So I figured I would at least try one.
At some point, I might play more of them.
But, you know, Coropi in particular,
is pretty good.
Um, Caroline is trapped in the castle, y'all there's a girl, Coropi.
Oh, it's like a puzzle game.
Why are you crying, we're hoping no, don't cry.
Too bad.
Who are you?
Okay
I can walk along the path
Then, do me a...
You
You
You
You
You
You
I don't get it.
I was going to play like a minute and a half of those at most and now I'm like trying to
invested in this fucking game, and also like a little confused by it it's like
out there you corrupty game. What's this shit?
Don't you have a jump button?
Yeah, sometimes it works.
Sometimes it don't.
I have to check out the world record speed run of this as another chat member.
I think I'm stuck in here again.
the rules are so confusing. Is it a fellow? Is it a fellow? Jump down.
I listen, I know it's late and my brain is like,
I ran into Joe Pumpkin.
But...
Can't jump down.
People are making fun of me because a six-year-old Japanese girl is supposed to be able
to do this.
There you go.
Oh, I thought you had to turn all of them the same color.
No.
I will not be defeated by this last stage chat.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm running out of ice cream, okay? I can't let that happen. I need to see Coral be enough.
I got it, I got it, I didn't melt it, I got it, I saved it.
Great finish.
Now, we're at tune play.
Congratulations.
Where's Carolina?
Your password.
Oh God, there's a lot of stages before you can save Carolina.
And then there's just harder versions of each of before. Okay, I see
Well, I did it chat
You know what
I
Will have to do the Hello Kitty Pack
I do have a number of Hello Kitty games. I'm not gonna
Probably finish that one. Sorry chat. I
I could watch the speed run. If there's a world record, what's the name of that game?
It's a Coropi's big adventure.
There's a different Coropi game that has a speed run, not that one.
at least just with a cursory glance.
Did the chat member lie?
Well, anyway, that's, um,
there's literally one submission in the entire site.
It's just world one.
Huh, looks like no one else got passed world one either.
Well, thanks for watching Sunday, sauce.
That was, yeah, just buying sauce the games.
Thank you for being here for Sunday's stream, everybody.
It was fun.
I will see you during the week with more streaming.
I'm going to play high-tale soon with the new update.
And more animal crossing, why not?
And other things, too, finish half-life insecure.
And, not lots of other segments that I'd like to tackle, including I have a good card sauce I had.
But now I will go. Good night. Thank you. Goodbye.
And thank you, chat. Thank you, mods. Thank you, everybody that submits and helps for Sunday's stream. I appreciate it.
And congratulations to Eggplant for winning. It was really seriously impressive.
Yep.