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Cursed GoodWill Finds, Zelda: OoT - Mario 63: Bowser Defeat, Porthole DIY, More Obscure Animation History
01-26-2026 · 5h 00m
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Hey chat, fuck the snow.
Hi, and hi, how are you doing?
Welcome to the stream.
I hope you're all staying sane and safe and warm.
It's hard.
It's hard to do that.
And let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
It's cold.
I know it's colder and other parts of the country. I know Texas got like a light dusting of snow and I'm so sorry Texas
I hope you managed to survive that
Here in New York we we got a lot of snow and not like a lot lot but enough to be a pain in the ass
But the problem is it's just it's just cold as fuck
So, I'm hoping I'm hoping I will be able to eat more than a stale crust of bread in a day or two.
But yeah, I mean, it's going to be crazy. Someone said it was a 10-car pile-up where they were.
Some people said they got six inches of snow, that's about average.
Other people, you know, are going through negative 20 degrees.
Yeah. Well, I, you know, again, stay warm. And thank you for joining tonight.
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
So today we're going to be doing no violence, no sex.
Today it's just going to be a bunch of nonsense.
I keep doing the holy fuck and it's really become a problem.
So I need to not do that.
I'm going to try really hard.
I don't know how this happened, but it just became a thing or work on it.
and chat. A couple of quick announcements. One, I did an interview with Edmund McMillan
about new genics. You can find that on youtube.com, vine sauce, youtube.com. That was really
fun. We hadn't spoken in 11 years. I thought it was longer, but it was 11. We talked about,
Man, we talked about the game. No, mu, genics, and we talked about, we talked about the game.
Someone said, who and who are these boomers? You're here. You should know.
Edmund McMillan made the binding of Isaac.
What are you with? Fetus and chat. What the hell?
So, if you want to watch a video, I'm 25 and I have no clue said that same chat member.
You should absolutely check out the binding of Isaac. If you haven't, he made super
meat boy. He made a lot of games, but those are the two big ones. And now, MuGenix is coming
out soon, and we talked about it. It's a cat game, but also eugenics, Vinny, I played Isaac,
and it's mid as shit. That's the same chat member. Oh, Lord give me strength. May the Lord give
of us all strength.
Anyway, welcome, chat.
So yeah, that interview was fun.
I'm glad I got to talk to Ed.
It had been too long, and we did talk about some music.
We talked about other games that we've been playing over the past several years.
We also, we talked about UFO 50, and just life, just lots of stuff.
So I would definitely recommend checking out the trailer
from eugenics.
I'll be streaming it.
I hope a couple days before it comes out.
That's kind of the plan.
Eventually, as in tomorrow or the day after,
I'll talk a little bit about my lunch with Hama Gucci,
the director of Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth.
That was really cool.
It wasn't just a one-on-one.
It was like 10 people.
And it was a really cool thing.
And it was really wild that I was invited.
And I got to ask him questions and talk about some games
that he'd played, like he I didn't know he played
Bellatro, for example, Bellatro.
But he did.
So that's cool.
Yeah, it was the food good.
Food was great.
Yeah, it was cool.
I'll tell you tomorrow Max wasn't there.
It was all New York people.
But hey, listen.
I'll tell you about that in another pre-stream.
There's big news.
There's an Nintendo Direct and I haven't seen it.
So let's do it.
five minutes in tender directs for the Mario Galaxy movie. These used to just be called trailers.
Don't worry check the February director's gonna be amazing.
really healthy
I'm really happy for the trailer last November
Like why do we see many people from around the world
Thank you all very much for your support
Alright then
This time let's press the start button right away
Whatever
Star Wars
And this is the Force Awakens trailer
No, no, no, oh god, it's fucking brides of Skywalker. Oh no.
Oh, you're here now! Where's the troubled pipe?
That voice, still parted from each of the parts.
So, it's called Mario Galaxy Movie, yet this is Mario Odyssey.
Curious.
Oh my god, they're doing the other song, the underground theme.
There's the problem.
Focus, brothers.
I mean, that sounds good.
Me too.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Chat now is the big reveal.
High voice Yoshi, nodded.
I saw Frog Mario.
Oh my god, Murdoch!
Who is this?
Pussel.
Hah!
Come on.
So some dinosaur just shows up,
and he's now part of the group.
Cool.
Yeah. That's our happened when I was a kid.
I should have said that.
I'm the Mario Brothers 93 movie.
How was that?
After the first trailer was released, people were asking me, is Yoshi not going to be in
a movie?
Of course he's in it.
For over 30 years, Yoshi has been a significant part of Mario's adventures.
When we began developing Super Mario World, Yoshi was created from the idea of wanting
to run around but on a small dinosaur.
Mr. Moldo added pernisher to the background music and Yoshi who's fun to use for running,
jumping, stomping, eating things and laying eggs.
Hey Yoshi is a little horrified.
Later in Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island he protects baby Mario and starts throwing eggs
as well.
Smelly eggs.
He's evolving into 3D. Yoshi has continued to play an active role in class different
games.
I didn't expect to get a history of Yoshi.
I've written it with the artist and illumination to bring Yoshi to life on the big screen.
Okay, let's also hear some remarks by Chris Sun from illumination.
Oh, I'm not sure.
So we're going to get Chris Sun the voice actor.
I think he'll be a mother Sun.
Since the last time we spoke, animation has now been fully completed,
and the movie has moved into post production.
Our teams are now focused on the sound of the sound of the sound of the sound.
I don't know what the hell that means, Chris Sun.
That will carry our adventure across the galaxy.
Directors, Aaron Horvath, and Michael Jellonick are collaborating with Brian Tyler, Nintendo,
and our designers at Skywalker Sound.
Brian has integrated ways.
It's been very Mario Gallauder.
Do he gain?
This soundtrack?
And this is recorded.
This is the sound effects of the 70-piece orchestra.
This is one of my favorite moments in the life of a production where we begin to experience
all of the visual and sonic elements coming together. And we can't wait to share the movie with you in April.
Thank you, Chris.
Very cool. He's very cute.
You're in your characters, including Yoshi. We'll play active roles in the story.
Oh, Sonic.
Oh, Sonic.
Totally is in the game, Chuck.
We hope you're looking forward to it.
Not the movie.
Okay, then see you later.
I'm talking about the Super Mario Galaxy, the movie, the game, which we all know will be out if you follow the rules of the 90s.
All right, before we go through and scour for details, I didn't feel like being on camera for this even to pretend to overreact because it's fine.
But, um, did you ever notice at some point along the way over the past 20 years,
people started saying the graphics were good for movies? Has anyone heard this?
Because I swear I've heard this several times. Like, yeah, the movie, it's okay, but the
graphics are really good. Some chat members, yes, most chat members know. But I have heard
It's weird because I've always, there's a special effects or VFX or whatever, but I've
heard people say graphics.
In this case, it almost kind of makes sense.
My first initial reaction to the trailer is it is none of this strikes me as Mario Galaxy,
like almost at all.
That's reaction number one.
Number two is the graphics are good.
Reaction number three is
he was talking about a full orchestra, right?
I like that.
And I hope that the movie utilizes more of that.
Because the first movie had a couple scenes
where they did like ill-fitting songs
like over the Mario Kart section, for example.
Yeah, this is there just in the minds of Moria.
Yoshi is cute, is my other reaction.
Okay, now this cluster fuck is what I need to do.
I need to do a playback speed.
Hey. Oh, that's weird.
Oh, it's so bad.
Wow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Chat.
They did the, um, the slow piano reverb beam thing twice.
So you know it's going to be really cool.
Okay, so this is like a Mario 3 thing. I mean, the big fish big cheap cheap. What's what's
certain name? There's a name. Is it Bertha? No, yeah, it's big Bertha. Who in the Mario
Oh god, chat in the Mario 93 movie.
Perhaps the best character in the entire film.
She just dances with Mario and then gives him like a titi pendant and that's pretty
much it.
God that movie is so good.
So all right, all right, so we've got Frog Luigi so that's another Mario
three thing. I see Yoshi, there are not nowhere this environment is, but it's vibrant.
It could be any number of it. Oh. Yeah, that's totally cool. And totally Mario three.
All right, burdo, are they in a casino inside of a question mark block? Like it looks,
This feels like a galaxy thing because the gravity is weird.
Look at the Toad's eyes.
If you zoom into the Toad's eyes, you can see a secret message.
So, burdo is cool. So, that's Mario 2.
What, who is that? Was that Mouser? Oh my god it is. You know, we don't see Mouser with
his eyes in real life very often. He usually only has the sunglasses.
Crab is from Mario 2 as well. Yes. Well, Mario's also had Crab a couple times, but yeah,
He's here. He's alive. You get him for two. What what is that? Half a second?
I'm gonna lower the speed even more. Okay, so lack of two fighting.
Kind of more Mario three. I think like the sky level.
Um, this looks like the festival at the beginning of galaxy a little bit.
Maybe it's that, uh, then of course you have this, which also reminds me of Odyssey,
but also Mario World has the dinosaurs and also the Mario Brothers 93.
Very, very little indication of galaxy aside from the fact that it's the title and, you
You know, the previous trailer, maybe, but it's a reference to Yoshi safari, that's cool.
It's fine. It's going to be another movie, I think. I think it'll be entertaining for what it is.
I said for the other Mario Brothers movie.
I've seen it one time, I am an adult.
You wouldn't know it by watching my streams,
but I'm an adult, watching a movie like that,
maybe if I was like, I don't know, eight or 10,
it would have maybe had a lot more of an effect on me.
But I just thought it was a very safe basic,
like here's the Mario, it was good.
it was completely fine.
I liked the Italian stuff in the beginning of the movie.
I liked seeing the family.
Mario's Scummy Family was a lot of fun and spike
and the plumbing company, Brooklyn.
And then some of the other stuff was good.
The Donkey Kong stuff, the go-kart race.
I mean, it was a fine and fun movie
that I needed to see just the one time.
And I was fine with that.
Mario 93 is a movie that by all standards sucks.
The script is bizarre. It has barely anything to do with the game aside from names that were just lifted and a couple of scenarios and otherwise
It's just the bizarre bonkers version of Mario
Yet there's a post-apocalyptic city
there's
Weird freak creatures that like like leak like slime from their they faces
There's strange dance numbers
There's like goo throughout the whole movie.
That movie is very memorable, even if it sucks.
And as such, I've seen it dozens of times.
Now, maybe it doesn't, maybe it doesn't.
So I have problems, as you can see.
But, you know, this is a cute movie for Babies.
And I will enjoy picking out all the references to the various Mario games.
Um, you know, I, I grew up with this series.
So it's nice to see this, I guess, and that's nice to see Mouser.
That's exciting.
No one cares about Mouser, except me.
Maybe like five chat members.
So,
Mario and Luigi as baby.
Oh, yeah, missed that.
Huh.
That's interesting.
You know what?
Yoshi is going to have to play the hero because the Mario Brothers get devolved into babies,
and Yoshi has to find his courage.
That's his character arc.
He's going to find his courage from a bumbling dinosaur into a fucking Rambo machine gun
wielding dinosaur, and it's going to be awesome.
And then eventually the Mario Brothers get back into adult.
So, anyway, that's my analysis.
I cried, I shit, I pissed, I farted, and I liked the trailer kind of.
But it's not just a Mario Galaxy movie.
It's a Mario everything, Mishmosh, jumble.
So, anyway, you know what, here's something.
That's from the German version of We Sports Resort, apparently.
Welcome to Sunday stream. I really appreciate you doing here. What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Really?
Now I appreciate you being here and I know things feel shitty sometimes, but I am so happy that I get to continue doing this and
Streaming dumb shit for you and we can have a laugh. So thanks for stopping by the stream.
Let's do some dumb shit.
You're a con!
Chat welcome to a segment called Goodwill finds.
Maybe they're cursed.
I have here a shorter segment of just some stuff that was found at Goodwill.
Thank you, Shangwin. And Yoshi Toro for putting this together.
And this could be something that I think there would probably be infinite number of Goodwill
finds. You could even do some Goodwill hunting.
So perhaps in the future, if this does well, this is like a trial run for a segment.
If it goes well, maybe we do more.
So, here we go. Let's look at some goodwill finds.
Oh, so this is appropriate since we just watch the Mario Galaxy trailer.
Oh.
I
work it good will we find a lot of dumb stuff you can be my good wheel good will trash dealer
good wheels good wheel it's very Joel moment
yeah I don't know that one not one's pretty good actually I like that one
take me to your leader and it's it's a Jesus alien
You can turn on the history channel these days and watch a one hour show about this at any time of day.
With a man whose hair becomes a bird telling you why it's a hundred percent real.
I love the eyes look like a different like quality to the rest of the face.
Okay, no, seriously, now this is two.
So what's going on here?
Immaculate conception and its aliens and baby Jesus.
I kind of would wear this. I wear this on stage.
It's pretty good.
Anime.
Okay.
Anime, here's anime.
and
this looks like anime
yes, every anime I've seen
coyotes something Santa
anime is beautiful art form
very if 51
weird
fainting alien
usually when I think of gray aliens
think of a very thin neck. I don't think of like a strong neck.
That movie with the girls is just Mexican girls with they boob's out. They used to show it on TV all the time in Mexico.
Chad is that anime?
is another shirt I'd probably wear I'm not even kidding this is awful
not like that
what happens when you press the buttons
nothing good
why is it filthy
I think it was okay, you could have a number of comedy explanations, but I think it maybe was just left outside for too long
Or it's some kind of
Curse object. What's the name of that chat that one one an object is like has like a spirit in it?
An SCP. There you go. It's an SCP. I don't know why I couldn't think of that. Yeah haunted
a totem, sure. Possessed. There's a number of different ways, but it's an SCP. Each
button leads to a different outcome. A different curse. All baby related. One day you press one
button and a baby spits in your face. The next day a baby shits in your poop. The day after
that a baby poops in your butt you know awful. Come live with wife
meaning and be my love and spare foot plenty. Okay.
Are my bones bendy?
Who are you?
Definitely.
Vinnie having worked at Goodwill, what's sad is looking at some of the stuff that's for sale, but knowing that
they designate a lot of stuff as trash and just been it, like eight tracks, tapes and players, cassettes, VHS films, even some perfectly good toys that are practically brand new.
And yet despite all that, they still sell VCRs.
A lot of treasures too.
I would imagine also the darker side of this, where the sadder side of it is, you know, people bringing possessions of, you know, loved ones.
Into the good, into the good, well.
Yeah.
And not knowing what it really is or how much it's worth, they just want a couple bucks or maybe they just want to donate it, get rid of it, you know.
Random moss Jesus picture with the alien face, yeah?
Bart
I would hmm, you chat look oh god the cards
I've opened I've opened these
This is the friggin win it trip cards with the rock bands and
I've opened Bill and Ted cards I'm pretty sure
I don't know what the one on the right is, but man these fucking cards just no one wants to
It's a bi-bum.
Nine-inch nail sticker.
Look at that.
And nine-inch nails, and it says fragile right over here.
That's interesting.
All right, Bart.
It's a good face.
I'm a mom against catboys.
I'm sure no one's going to clip that out of context.
What is society coming to? It's gonna crumble and I'll let that be a rorschach test for your chat
Yeah, I don't want to sit anywhere near this chair
Look, I get the concept of it. Oh, but why? It does look like a smiling friend's character
Oh man, I want to voice this guy, I want to be in the show and I want to voice this guy, or some like version of him.
Hey, yeah, do you want to sit in the chair? Yeah, I don't know where you should. No really, it's good, it's really nice.
It's just the Dink chair again.
I'm doing Mr. Boss. It's Mr. Boss's cousin, okay? I don't know the show that that
well, but Mr. Boss's cousin goes to the smiling friends and he's like, yeah, all
him wants to sit on me. I just, you know, I just really. Anyway, a different store sent
us a box. They labeled us spoons for us to sell. We looked inside it was full of weed pipes
They didn't realize we're actually weed pipes. Oh
Oh look at chat
What is this?
I don't really, is that a candle holder?
Or a bowl?
Chat is cat in French?
Oh, it's a cat food bowl, okay.
No, chat, your dinner will be served soon.
Clockwork alien, little green men and braces boots and bowlers, that's actually kind of awesome.
Wow.
I wonder like some of these novelty shirts.
Like, do they only exist in this one form, like, just where else would you ever find this art ever?
Just like this one shirt?
It's amazing.
Chronic the hemp hog.
Highly intense.
1994.
Huh.
That's pretty interesting.
Interesting, I want you to think about that some chat, your parents' generation for a lot of you.
This was their sense of humor.
This could have been on a palk.
Why the crotch grab?
I don't really know.
There's a non-zero chance that someone's parents had a shirt like this or this exact shirt.
Yeah, this one has some implications.
Kathy Hoopman, all dogs have ADHD.
Yeah?
Okay.
Dragonbong Hawaii.
All right, I can place, okay, so you got from the right, mu,
side-up, charizard, or sorry, charmander, and then on the left, who the fuck is that supposed to be?
Halle-toad?
What generation is that?
Oh, that's Gen 2.
Okay, I missed Gen 2.
All right.
I thought it was an invented, like, dude.
You know what's surprising?
Almost guaranteed I've seen this Pokemon at some point opening a card and just forgot it.
Or maybe I didn't recognize him with a fucking ball in his hand.
But yeah, no, no.
Putting the weed.
I like this because it's a couple of different things you have Dragon Ball weed Pokemon and just just Hawaii
Which I was wondering if it was like a Hawaii
Like show or movie, but it might just be the concept
You know just the place
I like that duck clock
very simple. I probably would buy that, if I saw that in person, emergency barbeque
pig out kit. Two barbeque grids, two barbeque wipes. Let's get messy.
Ah, that's a...
It's a little hard core.
I don't know, I feel a little weird wearing that out.
Also, it seems like, yeah, it's an emergency kit.
It seems incredibly inconvenient to bring around this entire tin with you.
set for who okay chat member really
it's also a bib not a shirt yet it's bibs and wipes yeah but uh yeah that's hmm
I like how accidentally the perfect music started just as I switched
And God created aliens. Why not?
I get another Jesus or religious alien shirt. I don't know what it is about goodwill
and alien Jesus shirts, but oh my. The good news is chat he survived. The bad news
is he woke up sounding like Matt Vogel.
Hey everyone welcome to the Muppet Show!
Well let me, Kermit, no really, no, this is my voice.
Hey, Bunston and Beaker, why did you do any operation on me to the first place?
Lord of the Cockrings.
Yeah. Oh, it comes with one.
No, that's just a plastic ring.
It did become Ray Romano. I realize now, Ray Romano is just pitch down Kermit, which gives me an idea. Hang on. I want to try something, chat.
Hey everybody, welcome to the Muppet Show. It's me, Matt Vogel. I'll be voice in Kermit.
I bet you love my new voice, don't you?
Hey everybody, I'd like to hear you, but hey, hey, it's me, Ray Ramonor, what are you doing?
Debra, Debra, it's me!
Try it, and train.
When after I saw a circle face, cry, what is it, oh, can you smell my whole life?
Rising.
Sorry, Chan. I'm a goofy man.
Hi.
What the fuck is this?
That has to be Sonic the Hedgehog, right?
But um, okay, no, it's $5.
And they still can't sell it.
chat with by it manga Messiah has he come to save the world or destroy it
someone in chat apparently owned this this is this is real wow
Notice, I never noticed how much blasphemy there was a good will.
There's sure is a lot.
This was popular online.
There's a decent chance I've seen something from this, but it's just been too long.
But now that I see it again, or see it for the first time, whatever, it just makes sense
that there would be a Jesus anime.
aggressive meat pounder.
Oh.
How progressive of you.
Kind of rising poultry chops and steaks.
Durable easy grip handle.
That's not a suction cup on the bottom.
NIP.
Nine inch.
I don't know what that says.
There had to censor it.
Could be any word.
Could be pellets.
Peabus.
Peabus.
Yeah, it could be any of those.
Reservoir frogs.
It's not easy being Mr. Green.
Alright.
Roddy Dangerfield's game, no respect.
I told you, chat.
I told you about no respect.
A nerve-wracking numbers stacking game of sudden death.
But this couldn't have sold well.
Like there's no way.
And then when it didn't Rodney was like, I get no respect, all of what's a butt my game.
Okay, okay, see shall toilet.
How much is that?
20 bucks for this whole thing.
This painstakingly created toilet.
Someone was like, you know what? I'm gonna make something really cool and
Wasted a ton of money and time
Only for it to be like this
Highly undesirable highly uncomfortable item
It looks shat in it does
Yeah, uncleanable too. No, it looks awful. I wouldn't know
Duck frog
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah. Dog, duck, plus frog equals dog.
No, it's a fuck.
All right, we have a little bit more.
Like I said, not really a long segment, but just some some fun things
to test the waters. I thought it was a good idea for a segment. I know there's also
Facebook Marketplace stuff. I have like a million of those for maybe another time,
but that's harder to go through because there's so many. But I'm totally down to
do more cursed items that people find because they're they're interesting.
Yes, interesting. Star Trek Spock. I'm going to assume that's a cookie jar.
I don't know.
I have a Picard face-pomping to a bust.
There's no, no, there's no need for that.
whatever that is. They look like fermented like baby pig faces. They look
hollow night grubs. Pig masks from mother. Okay, here's another. I get it. It just
looks with the the crust in the where it looks really bad.
garbage pale man. Yeah. Another smiling friend character perhaps.
I don't know what's going on with the like it's supposed to be a do getting stung but it just looks weird.
I don't know what this item is, I don't know, it's a whale, but what does it do?
What's the point of it?
Is it just for fun, you just put it on your window, you put it on your window, so it says
T-Rex, but it looks like a mix of a copybarra, and like a panther, or Puma.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah, depending on how much that is, that might be one of those like good finds.
You know, and you put it in your attic and you just let like let it stay there and absorb the life form the life force
Of those around you to keep you young
I don't know what's for sale here's at the Beetle Juice chair. I guess it's all for sale
But specifically the Beetle Juice chair
And it will be a good cupped chair for the corner, for your beetle juice themed room.
There is a place in New York City called Beetlebar, that will be perfect for that.
They would like Colgate because at goodwill you can buy a Colgate painting or it's not
a painting, it's just a picture, it's just framed.
If I was a dentist, I would buy this and put it in my office, just why not.
He nuts.
There's a whole world of stuff to like, you know, the Beatles segment I did with the crusty old Beatles toys.
Where they just look off
Like stuff from like 50, 60 years ago where it just looks weird and that's that's like in that category
don't know what this is. Five bucks, Council Shop, Rica Brak, Fabrik, with eyes and vaguely frog chair like.
Okay, super ugly or super awesome, that's art, hand made 115 bucks, how do you combine
in the word ugly and awesome.
Ugseum.
Yeah, it's quite ugly, some.
It just looks like it kind of looks like mashed potatoes.
Just got resin poured on them, just lumpy mashed potatoes.
Why?
I don't know.
Why would someone do this?
It's like a unifortunate.
It's too feet like mashed together but with one like really big toe.
Friendly furry clothes pull says Jamie.
purple
I get it it's a little more cute than disturbing but also it's just weird
it's more on the cute side than on the how dare you side you know
But I don't know, I mean, I'd feel more uncomfortable looking at that.
Like if I were a parent.
Yeah, it's for, listen, it's for a three-year-old to a four-year-old and nothing else.
Uh, are these Nick Cage Crocs? Yes, they are.
Yes, they are. Someone thought they were being funny.
Yeah, and then they ended up in Goodwill.
Well, what's that? No one wants the Nicholas Crocs?
Yeah, well, who the fuck knew that would happen?
There are chat members that want that.
What are you living in 2010?
Alright, it was Chuck Norris, then it was Nick Cage, and then it was...
Barbie is, who else is there now?
Who's the new celebrity?
J.J. Morpheus, yes, that's right.
Um, Kiano, Jack Black, Chris Pratt, well, maybe not on the same level, but yeah, I get what you
mean.
Um, these are great, actually, these are amazing.
This is far from cursed.
To be fair, Cage is a great actor.
He really is.
He goes so far over the top that comes back around to being a really engaging performance
most of the time, or memorable at the very least.
And he's great in most movies, he's in, even shitty movies.
No one is perfect.
That's pretty amazing.
I like that one a lot, actually.
No, that's not cursed.
That's just fantastic.
I don't know if it had the text on it from the start,
but it really completes the whole thing.
Chat read this one to yourselves.
That's something I don't need clip that of context.
I'll read it backwards, crotch is sniffed too like I.
Oh, oh, it doesn't even say crotch is, it says crock post.
Crock post sniffed too like I.
Someone's gonna sentence, place that?
Yeah, sure, go for it.
You sent in space that, and you sent it to me, and I will award you a ban.
No, not a ban.
I'll just play it on the stream.
You like wasts?
Say Pepsi.
This is Animal Crossing Chat. That's what this is.
This is what happens when you sell this to Tom Nook.
Eventually, it just goes up in the animal crossing, goodwill, and probably by this.
I don't know why I would buy it, but I'd probably buy it.
I wouldn't buy this.
This reminds me too much of that weird game I played a while back with the hippo character. I don't want that now
This is good. Yeah, this is really good.
Oh yeah
Howbum cover?
Yeah, kinda. I for the right album. That would really work. Yeah.
Hmm, I think that's just a combination of a ton of different animals.
I'd want to get the UV light on that mouth though before I buy it.
That's great.
Oh my god, that's good.
Buddy, it's me, Sermon. Welcome to Helium, and the Muppet Show!
I can do it better than this.
Hey everybody, Sermon, before we hear an eye!
Welcome you to the MAPA CHOE!
And we made it.
All right, goodwill finds. Why not?
Thank you for submitting, and for watching.
That was fun.
I need a thumbs.
Here's my old, tiny favorite.
Here's my old timey favorite.
Here's my old timey favorite.
Okay, chat, welcome to this segment where we take a look at Zelda more, Zelda with Mario and Zelda's.
is a crossover competition that was happening over at highly
and modding.
And I would say that I got a couple here that are highly unusual.
And the first one we're going to check out, which
might be the only one we check out, if it's good,
is a Super Mario 63 Bowser defeat.
There's other ones with interesting names, too.
So we'll do mostly this one, and we'll see where that goes.
This just looked too amazing not to have on a Sunday stream.
I thought it was Mario 63.
Shit.
This one's great, but you might want to use safe states.
Good to know.
Well, there's six entries, total.
Um...
Um...
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Larry O. or Mink.
Oh, what happened there?
Whoa!
Princess!
Princess, what are you doing here, Princess?
Whoa!
You see, now you were worried about nothing, you just had a bad dream, it was not a prediction at all.
Oh yes, Princess, you're absolutely right, I feel much better now.
Why is Princess Peach so, oh my God, are those Toads?
Is this the Mario Galaxy movie?
There's nothing really good good morning flight to give your ideas back on track.
I love the garden so much in this season.
Look at all these colors and this perfume.
The goddess for Lord's clothes, again this year, I look her so much.
That's like a lot of extra.
That's a lot more than usual.
Papio, Macchio, they don't normally gather in groups like this.
Holy, you're a real nerd. This would happen when you spend too much time in a library.
All that comes to mind when you see this beauty is only a scientific name.
Princess, no!
Go tell Mario, Navi, go get Mario!
Baito!
Bowser, I was sure of it.
Let's go get Mario.
He's dealing with what he can save the princess.
I love that little helicopter, cage device.
It's a disaster, Princess Peach has been captured.
At the end, Bowser had to take her into the Kootball world.
It's not too late, we still have time to assemble the tri-force.
Hurry up, Mario, climb back to your van quickly, and I'll show you the way to find the tri-force.
That's such a deliberate decision to give me a very visible and prominent bald spot.
It's amazing.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
It's been rough for Mario, but yeah knowing what Mario looks like,
But you didn't, they didn't need to do this.
Oh god, there's a dedicated jump button.
Oh my god, it's...
A lot of time with a jump button.
See, this Mario doesn't sound like Charles Martin A. To me, in my head at least, he should
sound more like a locker-boon or captain Lou. There is a really shank version of the controls
for Mario here. It's insane. I need to find the safe states. Um, I need to be able to,
I don't know how to do that on Project 64 for some reason. I guess I just never,
never tried. Hey, CD, if you know, let me know how to do that.
I need to sniff hose check. I like to sniff ratches. I need to sniff hose check. I, okay, thank you for that.
That took all of 10 minutes and that was apparently retro that did that.
So those that didn't watch the goodwill segment are going to be very confused.
Okay, actually does anyone know how to do safe states default in Project 64?
That's it.
F5.
Yep.
F5.
Okay.
I just want to make sure.
Can you triple jump?
Find out soon.
Oh my god.
It's not bad platforming controls for, whoa.
Where does it start you? Yep. Oh yeah, save state mandatory holy shit.
Category should be Zelda if you refresh.
Hmm, not maybe I could.
Well there is a long jump.
It's really, really strange doing all these moves in this particular game engine.
Not particularly amazing.
No, I'm already at Mario just-
This really is focus and gaming, which means nothing at all.
Okay, not bad, not bad so far, okay.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Why?
What?
No, oh my god, oh god, it's so stiff.
Don't take that out of context either, Jesus.
What is going on today?
The controls are starting.
It came just really throws you into the deep end with these jumping challenges.
It's like no enemies just jump.
up.
It's Mario?
Yeah.
Even Mario kills a Gumba though.
The waffle stomps.
No waffle stomps are putting down the play-to-great.
It's really weird, it's a really weird game.
They're losing speed at higher jumps, yeah.
How would me a motor react to this?
You cry.
Man, motor would have a single tear down his cheek.
The litter commercials from the Japanese.
Ah, yeah.
I can jump inward.
The speed goes away, man.
I know I got this, I got this, I got this, I got it.
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Get up there Mario!
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
You don't even need to use the analog stick for this?
No!
No!
You do!
But you don't have to.
You could also just hold the button.
Start on the other wall.
This is... this is crazy.
This is even correct. I don't know.
I feel like I was close a couple times, but...
Are you even supposed to go that way? Well, yeah.
Go further into the crevice with our starting, I'm considering that.
minute. I know this one continues to get weird and good and it's like a good one.
The play all the way through so I want to try that until it becomes nightmarish.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
how that is what oh my god I stay this age
come on Mario come on Mario
Oh, I had it, I had it, I had it.
Oh, I had it, I had it.
Oh, I had it, I had it.
Hammer isn't helping you now.
Oh, I got it, I got it, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
All right, that was good.
I'll tell you what, if there is a double jump,
it doesn't feel like it.
Oh my God.
This is where we were going to.
He was down that far from his truck.
Where do we go now?
Mario's goldmine knows that the flowers are Spanish castle.
The goombas are incredible.
Look at my stomp.
Nope.
Unfortunately, you cannot waffle stomp a comba.
You can't even target them.
I'll try to ground-pound.
make some good noises.
Shhh, shh.
Yeah.
Sometimes you grab on sometimes you know it's like hey you want to wall jump.
Dude, dude, dude.
I don't know how much of Mario's goldmine there is, but we'll try it, we'll try it.
This is one of those things too, I could always do a little bit of, there's six entries total
for this crossover, highly in modding competition.
No?
Oh, my favorite mechanic, wall jelly.
Is it ever explained why Peach has big hooters?
I'm talking about the owl, Kupura Gaborah.
We all know that's the lower dump owl.
There you go! There you go!
Okay, okay.
Whoever placed this wall is a fucking asshole, yeah. Seriously. Just, like, you lose so much momentum.
Is this gonna be the whole mod?
Yeah, that's a good question. Is there anyone know is this the whole mod? Is it just wall jumping?
Kind of
The moment the moment just goes away.
God.
I could always save.
Check out the other ones.
I'm back to this if I feel like it
But I'm gonna I just need to conquer this wall first cuz it's oh, it's fucking annoying first
And then I'll come back to it or play a different one. I'm not sure. Let's let's see what's
Let's see what's up here. I could do it. I can do it
I just don't know if this was like
I know it's for like a competition like a game-gen type thing.
Check, you've never gonna believe it, I figured out the trick.
It's just let go of the analog stick. That's the trick.
I'm not even kidding.
I did it before but you don't grab ledges when you let go so that's the problem.
Oh it's not a perfect plan.
Oh my god really?
Fuck sake, man. Fuck sake.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm figuring something out.
I'm figuring out a wall jump strategy.
Hey, I need that.
I need that.
Oh my god, too much!
Oh, Jesus.
That's this wall jump I've ever seen, or our long jump brother.
We'll controller are using for this.
I'm using the 8-bit though N64 controller as we get some use out of it.
All right.
It's a good control.
Yeah, that's a good control.
The eight shithead bro controllers are really cool.
Probably don't need to do a long jump, right?
I might need to do a long jump.
There is a very small window.
Consent play the game correctly.
Okay, chat members got a point.
But yeah, it seems to be mostly this, like throughout the whole thing, I think it's
going to be a lot of wall jumping and things of this nature so.
Oh, it's shit.
Wow, what is that soda?
Okay, okay, okay, we're good.
I'm saving.
This is a little bit more pleasant overall.
It's a music, a little bit more to look at.
A giant machine.
No insta-deft pits, with giant machine.
Why Mario, why you, why backwards?
So let's check out the next game.
I'm sorry, Chap, I don't know how to tell you this, but that doesn't actually switch
the game.
I know, you know, it seemed like a command, like a slash command, and like a video game or something.
Yeah, like an exclamation mark next game, just automatically streamers just like, yes.
Yes, Chap, man, but affirmative.
I've made it this far, and Mario's gold mine.
I don't know if I'm gonna do the other segments.
Doesn't mean I can't do them another time.
Everything is shashed because of this one shanky Mario Zelda.
Oh dang it !
Woo!
Okay, okay.
Ok.
What happened?
It keeps me alive
OK.
OK.
This these jumps would normally be great with a double jump.
Yea, yep, yeah.
Got no.
C-Ha-ha, damn it.
Oh, you know how like certain streamers or,
like TV show characters have a catch phrase?
Look, all these years later,
I don't have like a single catch phrase,
There's going to spin is one...
Cockdammit could be a good one.
And Granddad. I am the Granddad guy. You can tell from my voice. It's the same voice.
A lot of people have voice blindness, it's kind of like bird blindness, but with voices.
This is the one we have to go up.
Famous exhale. Oh yeah, I remember that. That was some dumb shit. The exhale. The famous exhale.
Because I went, I was it. I went, I went, I have to at least get to the top of this machine.
What the point of this?
Oh my god!
What is Wario doing with this machine?
Here's not our torture, you Mario.
Number one, the bone furnace.
Please don't tell me I have to do something with this oh oh no no no
yeah this really is save after every jump the game
A chat member said platformers truly are the worst games ever made.
This isn't how every platformer is the chat member.
This is a mod that's your he's right.
No, there's no denying a chat.
You know it to be true.
I'm not sure if I can get a kill.
Here's how I'll talk to you!
Imagine if I wasn't using safe date.
Oh my god, no stop, stop again! Don't jump again! Alright we're good, we're good!
I swear to god chat, I've had more angry words for Mario! Like I've never, I can't
think of another video game character that I've had so much vitriol for.
I've said horrible things about Mario while playing his games.
And this isn't even the real Mario. I don't know who the fuck this guy is, but
Mario taught me how to, like, profanity.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Woohoo!
Okay.
Chet, no one.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
It's not there, right?
Is it weaving in and out of these?
I hope not. Back towards the grinder.
Something's happening.
Mario segment idea chat miserable marios
I
have no idea what to do now
You know, hyzo? Yeah, I guess so.
Need to run the other way down the conveyor?
What?
Oh, up here?
Spikeful Mario's.
I see something, there's someone in there. Who is that? Is it the owl man?
Is that that's not wario, is it?
What is this?
It's a Mario Brothers movie.
Cooper.
Wait, now I can lock on for some reason.
Oh, is that what the 93 stands for in Mario 93?
I was just talking about the Mario 93 movie.
I don't remember the princess having giant pooters in the movie though.
I'm going to be a good guy.
I'm going to be a good guy.
I'm going to be a good guy.
Gotcha.
It stops, I think. Oh, it reversed.
Why does it Mario selling Bob Potskins? That's one of the reasons I was a little confused.
I guess we're going back this way, right?
That was a gumball, Narakupa. I know, but it had a poop-a-shell.
A boop-a.
Okay, where in why is this?
Am I going up further?
No, am I?
Go up ropes.
This level's making no sense.
All right, saved.
Oh Jesus.
Go up the ropes, go up the ropes, go up the ropes, go up the ropes, where, uh, no mario mario,
Where are you?
Now grab onto the ledge!
Go up purple and then...
Okay, I want to go up purple.
It's very frustrating, Chad.
It's very frustrating.
Happy.
I'm really happy.
This way.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
Truly, one of the most frustrating game experiences I've had all day.
At least all day.
That's what I had to do.
Wait, where you can't fucking walk up these?
No, did the chat member lie to me?
Wait, what's this?
You don't go up the ropes. Walk at the end of the yellow. There's a lift at the end of it.
But there's a there
Go up the ropes on the opposite side
There's no BLJ.
I cannot utilize BLJ for it does not exist.
I'm just gonna, I got this chat, I got this.
I love getting that advice though, that's my favorite part of the chat experience.
Oh, Mario!
Oh, what do you mean blind is hell, what do you mean blind is hell, what do you mean
What am I missing?
You have to jump to the right onto the slanted bit
The lift with the purple arrows
Oh god oh
And there's even fucking arrows on it, too.
I guess I didn't expect there to be anything to make my life easier in this game.
Let's see, how do I...
Oh!
To be fair there is yellow paint everywhere. If you were a judge for this map, how would you rate it?
I don't want to do that because that doesn't feel fair.
No!
You fuck this! You fuck this!
Oh man, that's a minus one.
That's a minus one.
Absolutely a minus one.
It just isn't saying how like precise.
A lot of this platforming is and how much of it there is when the core platforming controls and again
I know this is made in only a couple months for a competition for like a game jam
But it's it is actually mind-numbing how much of this there is for a game that controls
Like Mario's flacid penis
Really baffling
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here are a bunch of these guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So things happening, so things happening, I found something.
Oh yeah!
Goop!
Oh yeah!
We see you!
Yeah!
Goop!
Goop!
I'm almost there.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
I can't do this in some day, string chat. I just can't, I can't subject you and myself to this.
But I can take a look at the other levels for just a second.
Just want to have a look.
Yep, it's a forest, alright.
Imagine getting this for Christmas from your drunk uncle.
Like, where did you get this from?
at the store on 5th Street. 5th Avenue. 5th and what? 5th and 34th.
But there's nothing there. Oh, it's just the last week. There was never anything there.
That's a vacant lot. It's been vacant for 30 years. What?
Then
Where did I buy this?
Well, at least these levels have a little bit more or anything
Yeah, we go to play a different one because this one's breaking my fucking life right now, so let's do a different one
I'm not saying I won't come back to that one, but uh, not that bad.
This is the legend of Zelda's self- Island Adventure.
I'm glad you arrived in key as you know this strange floating island recently appeared
at the edge of Hyrule.
Since then, metal monsters have been appearing all over, it's quite the mess, and
prints it's a Hyrule, the Prince of Hyrule sent us to investigate.
A guard the entrance to make sure no more monsters make it out to Hyrule.
One potion in hover boots, that's it.
This is insane all the head charge, right? That's what this is.
Are these metal things in a Sonic game?
No.
No.
Man, it is really nice to not have to manually jump.
I respect the, I really, really respect the previous one.
for it's audacity and it's ingenuity and two other things.
But I, uh, man, that's an experience and a half that one.
Recently a huge warpsone,
here.
Set the whole island into it.
I don't have an outfit for a place like this.
Which Sonic is this?
Is that a Sonic, Sonic?
For the chat number that said perfect height, you're not getting away with that.
That's all you need to say.
I, such you out immediately, I know exactly who you are, from that one sentence.
I got everything I needed to know.
Oh no. It made me sick again.
My cough is back.
Oh, God, that was very unexpected.
It's quite good.
We're... we're... we're... we're... either...
No!
Someone said, I mean, as soon as you see Sonic Ocees, it's to be expecting.
Is it?
I've remained ignorant.
Usually I'm purpose.
I'll try again.
Yeah, as soon as I see the word Sona, I'm usually out.
It's just, yeah. I mean, there is Sonom Obsessi in from Conan's podcast.
Wait, no, oh.
you never made a beetle son of when you were younger I did it totally
did my beetle son of a cungo a gold gold and cungo I may not have a lot to
You give what a half a gift to you!
I would like a war suits.
You know, there's just more suits and beetle boots.
And I ran whimsically away from people in a big city.
It's amazing how much they got, right?
but it's also kind of amazing
of playing it now and yeah
Yeah.
Red Potion, all I drank it already.
Is that him?
Is that Sonic or is that a Sona?
I don't know, he's a little short and different looking.
Thanks for the save.
I can't believe I let myself get caught by one of Dr. Robotnik's deadly speed traps.
Hmm? Who's Dr. Robotnik? He's a bad egg who loves machines of hate's freedom.
He's the one who made the giant warp zone that pulled out island into your world.
Hey, you seem like a real hero type. Traps and puzzles like this aren't really my speed.
What do you say we team up? The name starts at the head toe.
That showed us creeped the real food power of teamwork.
I like how I flanderize that voice in one set of dialogue.
That's a wild thing to do in our greener time.
As a quick Sonic the Hedgehog to a sea button.
It's cool, hmm, to new item.
Can you put him in the jar?
No, but I know someone who can, and their name is RetroTide.
Didn't even do anything and I did something.
I mean, as silly as this is, it is a cool item.
There's a lot of pleasable potential with it, I want to really stop that beeping noise.
Boy, that's awful.
The most of them are called the child right away.
Oh man...
Why you not jump!
Fuck this!
The NPC was offering you a red potion.
Then he please play the game.
There's no manual jump button.
A manual jump is not in this game.
Oh.
Now he wants the jump.
No, I didn't say that.
I want just the jump to work well.
I want just the jump to work well.
The jump ever you saved all of our sanity.
When I first heard this music, I thought it was a betrayal.
I was like, where's the Hyrule theme?
This isn't Zelda music.
This isn't that bad.
It didn't, it didn't, it didn't.
And now it's, I mean, it's almost that.
But now it's one of my favorite songs in the entire series.
Smart decision, I will feel this way too big to hear that A1 repeat.
Yeah, that's not a very long theme, you could expand on it, but this works well, because
it has a lot of different parts, it goes to a number of movements, it reminds me almost
a little bit of Final Fantasy VII's World Mapping, which is like seven or eight minutes.
So it just goes through a number of moods and it's really not painful to listen to at all while you're adventuring.
I don't have the key. Oh, man.
Well, I'll save here too, and I think I missed the key.
Oh, well.
What else shall we do here?
Legend of the Wind.
We'll check out.
So, I'm not going to be able to spend a ton of time on all of these,
But I think some people are really going to enjoy this one.
Sounds like a drug.
Fix a cot.
Try, fix a cot, if you're injured.
Brave Traveler, we're almost out of time.
Tragoth or has taken over taking out land by McGill's.
We'll help prepare him. Press Elder Jump.
Man, you will jump in again.
So yeah, it's Moroind's Ukraine of Time.
It's not all of Moroind.
It's not all of Morrowing, but it's just kind of for fun, but I've read.
see
that's a great character model
I forgot I have a jump button
and that's being even lower poly models, yeah I was thinking that
Just doing like a quick four.
I love that.
We got first place.
I don't know actually.
All three of these so far are amazing and different ways.
Sure, a little frustrating here and there,
but that's also to be expected.
That's okay, but just the scope of what was created
in a few months is crazy.
And I don't have that attachment to more wind
that a lot of people do.
I never played it, so I know there's a,
that's a silk strider.
I'm aware of that.
I didn't know what the fucking Elder Scroll was when Moro and came out.
I didn't have an Xbox and my PC gaming was kind of limited to half-life bots.
That's the neat part, even Todd doesn't know.
Well, I have a chance to prove it with other skills six, but we'll see if they remember.
Retro puts on in the jar.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead, Rukshar. You can post it again.
I don't know what I was expecting.
Leave it on the screen in the corner.
The better I do.
Others day night.
much stranger certainly don't have any duties for a kid my voice at the state of trouble.
So overall how good is this more windfans?
seems like people are digging it. It looks great, I mean visually. It's really nice
looking even if I don't know specifically what more I'm seeing the visuals I've
I've watched the speed run out of it.
Oh, that was wacky.
I'm kind of crazy shit you could do with speedruns and more when...
What's that red roopy worth 40?
No, I wasn't okay. I was just, I want maybe it was. I thought it was.
I'm rich.
Alright, let's see another one.
Again, there's probably a lot of people that would get a lot more out of this than me, but I respect it
I think it's
Pretty cool
And it seems very very well done
I don't know what the limits are though. I don't know how much of the game was actually done in it and it
Unfortunately, this one doesn't work. It's Zelda Roan.
Hmm.
I'm gonna try something different.
It genuinely is not loading.
I don't know if I did something wrong, patching it, or...
Hmm.
I'll try parallel launcher.
Yeah, parallel launcher. I hear it. I see nothing.
How do you go to the options in parallel launcher?
Is there a specific button? I struggle with this thing, man.
F1, the screen is totally, yeah, it's totally like I can't even see anything about
F1.
Sorry chat, no do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I?
I tried, I tried a little bit.
Link and golden son.
No, I did. I tried all of the different options I had available to me without having
to try to patch it again or troubleshoot.
C-Fug 8. That's why my AOL 3.0 handle.
There's strange activity in the forest.
It's so funny.
I need to take up the area.
I played Golden Sun when it came out.
I didn't finish it.
And I remember very little.
I remember a big hand.
I remember the battle system had good graphics.
could solve puzzles with hands, like big yawy hands.
Who taught him that?
Well, as much as I would like to say,
I've tried to stay ignorant, like I said before,
some things were foisted upon me. One day I'm like, what is Yayoy? And the chat's like,
no video, it's pronounced this, also let me tell you what it is.
So chat foisted Yayoy onto me.
Okay.
It's certainly cool looking.
Use of psychic powers.
Yeah.
Of course the lot of buttons.
I'm right now.
Oh, you should have to go to the door.
I kind of remember the town in the beginning of Bolton Sun.
Close maybe open in a later version.
What was the main character's name? Was it like Isaac or something?
But was there an Isaac?
It was I think, yeah.
And then the second game had a different character.
Feelings.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, there were, like, it was a good game.
I don't know what happened, I just didn't finish it.
Alright.
Oh.
Now you know it exists if it's something you want to check out.
This is lawnmower quest.
Uh, is that Jimmy Nutron?
Longmo request 64 or just longmo request, but you can play the title screen.
Not true.
Why are there wolves in Jimmy's house?
Jimmy's gonna come undone.
Zora mask.
Oh!
Oh, there's a new upgrade of time mod
that lets you use the transformation masks
from Majora in Oct. 5.
And I can't see how that would help.
Or, you know, I don't really know
what the point of it would be other than
just a quick novelty for a little bit.
But I'm sure someone will figure it out.
Yeah, it would be fun.
How?
Just to play and just see what it's like for a little bit.
But I think maybe there's a way to implement them better movement options.
Sure.
Tombow randomizer will be great eventually.
You're supposed to cut the grass.
That's my question.
Jimmy can't drive.
I thought he was like a boy genius.
You missed it, chest.
The hair is going through his hair.
Head.
Cheney has a dog called Go To Hard.
A dog that that's what those wolves must be.
Someone just quoted the...
Do they beat?
What's funny about that is...
YouTube has been just recommending tons of more of the rings things for me lately, and I've been watching some of the panels with the actors
Like every time Elijah Wood is at a convention doing a panel, someone seems to ask him
Hi Elijah, I'm a big fan of your movies
It means so much to me and the war of the rins, like change my life, it got me
for some really dark times and your performance was really great.
I want to let you know that it helped me on an emotional spiritual level.
And also, do you have Viggs or, or, or also, Mr. Wood, can you talk about the interview
where Dominic Monahan pranked you, and said to you,
your feaks.
To the point where even Billy Boyden plays a pick-in,
also got the question.
Hello Billy, on a big fan.
Can you tell us about how to do real feaks?
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on here.
I think I missed something.
But it's pretty, yeah, it's something.
As a bonus, as a bonus.
I want to show you something that we can do at a later date.
This is not part of the competition.
Those are the entries. The only one you didn't see was
Zelda room, which I could do.
This is now a thing. I don't know how long has been a thing for, but I'm sorry, Majora's
mask now has a chaos addition. This would be basically uncompleteable by any rational
human being but it would be fun to check out for a little bit. Was that? I'm not reading that.
I'm not reading that out loud.
I think Link has a little too young to get on his...
I don't think Link is supposed to die in the intro.
It looks like this is especially chaotic.
acidition.
the doctor right now. I can you tell.
Chad, did you ever hear this theory?
Link is actually tripping balls throughout the arena of Majora's mask.
He's dead, and he's going through the four stages of grief, but he's also on acid.
That's the real carry.
The signs were there all along.
You just gotta see them.
Hey, there's one.
There's another one.
Oh, okay.
Why is Link waving, stop it?
His sort and shield are signs.
Oh, this is wonderful.
This is delightful.
The world is coming to an end and we didn't even leave Hyrule yet.
Wait, we had this already. It's just a sign.
It's a little jiggly UI.
Cold.
Yeah, the polar vortex also.
Ty rule in Termina.
This blur effect is gonna absolutely destroy me.
This was on highly emoting, but again, this wasn't part of the crossover competition.
but I just I had to. I had to concussion streamer.
It's a couple more than usual.
Whoa, ballmaster!
What happened in the wallmaster?
I think this is what it would be if you would've got like forcibly transformed into a tree
It probably looked like this like a tree child
I have three quarters of a heart. I don't even know how that happened
On second thought maybe I won't be coming back to this
Okay, oh my god.
Where the dancing?
We've got a couple of men.
I got them, man. We're gonna leave.
We're gonna die.
I just didn't see them going circle.
I don't even think we're getting the fucking count.
This needs to be ported over to the pre-op.
I'll just measure as mask because I think it would be just that much better because
you could skip more dialogue.
And you can see all of the graphics.
Does it know?
I have made a different sonic bottle, smiley face. I don't like that smiley face. I don't trust it.
All right.
That's not bad.
Speaking of Recombs, Benjo Kazooie has one.
White screen, 60 FPS controller options, mod support.
It's only going to get better too, but it looks really good.
I played it for a minute, just to test it out.
And it's great.
I might pop it on stream at some point.
No!
If you played jiggies in time already, yeah, not fully, but...
Ends nostalgia 64, which I played in last year?
Whoa, motherfucker!
Let's start with 64 as on it, and I would recommend that easily.
Okay, come on!
Quarterheart, apparently.
Okay.
I don't even know what that was.
I'm not even kidding, by the way, chat.
My goal is to get the clock down.
And then I'm done.
I just need to get your clock count.
That's it?
Yep.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
I want to see the happy ass salesman.
And I want to check out clock count for a second.
And then we're pretty much good.
I don't see if there's a rave.
And oh, dick space.
I'm really a quarter-hard again.
and...
Stop!
Check, what?
Is it a fish?
Oh, stop.
What's wrong?
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm not doing a BRB until I get to the heart now.
Fish. Again.
Fish! Again!
No, no, no!
The dead, oh my grave!
The dead thing!
And I'm dead and they're dancing!
I didn't realize you could make that.
You don't get the night, but you can make it.
I'm gonna live, live, live, live, live. Sorry about the round, it's time to talk to you.
Thank you, I'll cherish that.
Oh they followed me!
There's some sadest after that point the whole game like this.
Definitely.
Yeah, you could say that.
That's you, pal.
It's like like just a massacrisse, the sadest is the death.
Yeah, oh I get it, yes.
And she's supposed to look this evil this early.
This week's swing is an extra, I remember, yeah.
It's got really...
What?
I'm not supposed to be here. There's a cutscene area.
You're not supposed to be able to play this.
I don't think.
Do not not press it, pat down or die.
What?
You joking, you are joking.
I can't even get to clock town.
I'm not pressing it.
No, wait!
You're not pressed down to die.
You're not pressed down to not die?
There's a triple negative.
Also I said Butler earlier, that was the Butler's son.
Okay, okay, just do it, just take your time and get up there.
It's good for the... we did it. Oh man, we did a chat.
No!
So the mask salesman gives you the creeps short.
Just stop here. Man, I just got here.
Also, I don't think the Earth is supposed to be shaking this early.
Must eat your purse.
I'm a wreck.
I just hit all the unwind and I'm gonna get a hang of that.
Where's the moon?
I wanna see the moon.
This is moon, but like...
Ah, god.
Ah, I guess I don't need the code.
I can't go in this way anyway, I can't be able to shoot, it's not, I don't have
to shoot.
You can throw a pot at it.
The moon doesn't shove until you meet the skull kid.
Now, the moon is always supposed to know, that's right there.
That damn it.
Fuck it, we're going to turn into fields.
Why did it's lights turn off?
Music? No? Oh, it's my time.
There's no point in even collecting rupees.
Well, this is a really, it really is amazing.
Termina is the worst place.
You aren't supposed to be out in Termina Field, first cycle, so there's no music.
Uh-oh.
The tower was moving towards me.
Read yourself. I wish I could.
Obscure animation shafted.
Not for long it it is.
That's for sure.
Okay.
No, genuinely, last thing I want to do is go to the Great Fairy.
You missed the gimmick on Golden Sun hack, by the way. It's a turn-based RPG hack, as soon as you exit town.
Oh, I was unsure how to leave.
Uh, well, I didn't put any effort in, but, that's cool.
No, now's not the time to count work.
Oh, the industry is very, very tight. All right.
Well, we can end here then.
I regret talking to Tango.
I really do.
I hope it tingle on like man, thirty-fart and so young.
Also, why do you see something like Scooby-Doo, is anyone ever realized that?
All right, well, that's Majors Mask and Chaos Edition.
I... I don't think I need to come back to this.
Maybe with a full save, but... yeah.
Use the step to move the snake. What is that? What was that?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
But the hearts are snake.
I've used them forever.
We're gonna need these forever.
You're back down to three heart containers.
What a fucking mess this is.
Alright, well, thank you.
How do you play this? You don't. Not easily.
Alright, well, thanks for watching that.
Highly in modding. Check it out. You see what you like, maybe there's something in there that you
my enjoy that I missed. Or didn't spend too much time on? We will take a moment to reflect
and to enjoy a song. And I think you're going to like this one chat, I do. And then I'll be back
with porthold DIY where we take a look at a number of ports that were created by fans
to get games that we all know, ported onto weird consoles.
It is 11.30 a.m. by section 9.
But you don't know one of my spirits
Tell him that you were your own device and...
I'm trying to set up a little bit
Cooking eggs with some bread
A shower sets you free
Maybe another day or three
Every moment is for no matter
You trying to suck your hand?
Good night.
Chad, that's weird.
I don't even know what just happened.
I had a fugue state.
I blacked out and what happened?
I was like two and a half minutes just gone.
What song is weird song?
No, that wasn't me.
That's actually not me.
that is our basis from like eight years ago you chose the song oh I see
well yeah I'll see what we could do maybe we get that on shizam for you
I'll see what we can do.
But right now it's not available for you.
I'm sorry, chat.
It's just not.
But one day it may be.
Anyway, I don't even know the name of the song, actually.
I swear to God, I don't know the name of the song.
But we'll be...
I will find out, or maybe I won't.
Um, I'm not sure.
So chat welcome back to the stream.
I want to show you something.
I'm here to right here.
I'm a fellow buddy.
Let's see where might remember.
I think I just found the best danger at the.
Check out the jump control.
You'll bet control the speed.
There's also a camera mouth right here.
So if you're trying to contact,
set it on here.
But Jack is coming out of the way, which means that you could connect it to any of your game systems.
It will translate what you're doing in the game.
To know these two ways, like the motor bunny track.
The motor bunny track.
The tar hero will never be the same again, especially when you have the Jack.
So, that's pretty cool. Apparently, apparently Mike showed that also and I wanted to just talk about it for a minute.
How would one play guitar hero with that device?
Very carefully.
You know, because I'm wondering, like, the only game I could really see it being used for is team fortress 2 when you play as heavy weapons guy.
That's it. Weird. The device, yes, calling it the device. Mike is currently in prison,
Fred was streaming for him to hold down the fort. Oh, I see. Okay, I understand now. So
chat, listen listen we're going to continue with the stream now no more no more funny business
no more jokes
and I'm also going to let you know that this week the new red box album comes out
that's true
So, um, yeah, we're going to do a stream at some point.
I think, uh, Thursday the 29th, sometime around 10 or 11 pm Eastern, stop by Redvox
band on twitch. So was the dick sucking song on that album? No. Maybe next. But yeah,
will there be an LP release? There will be a vinyl eventually. Yeah. I don't think we're going
to do a Q&A, but we will play the album live, and then it will release everywhere. So Thursday,
somewhere between 10 and 11 PM Eastern. I don't know what I'm going to do for my
normal streaming that day, but I will find out. I don't know. I think about it.
Oops. Hang on. We're not ready yet. Here, check this out.
Come on.
All right, this is Port Hold DIY, and the segment is a part two of something that
I worked on, maybe like six months ago, I think I did some of it.
And what we have here is a number of things that were made by fans.
This is by first of all, this pack was by Sam, thank you.
And this is stuff that was ported over by fans from one console to another, basically,
that's it.
So first one we're going to check out is we get a lot of stuff that's kind of familiar,
but the ones that I have that I haven't done from last time Castlevania on the Amiga,
for example, we got Zelda 1 on Amstrad, Super Mario Land, Bitsy, I don't even know what
that means, Portal on Commodore Pet, I don't even know what that means, Doom on Game Boy
color that sounds awful. Wait, do them on Game Boy color. There's no fucking way. Hang on a minute.
That's what we're going to start with because I can't even fad them how that's possible.
Do them on Game Boy Advance is barely possible.
All right, Nintendo Game Boy.
I'm looking for it.
Well, I don't actually, I'll see it.
I see Wolf and Stein.
Oh my god.
Wolf and Stein on Game Boy Color.
Oh my god.
Well, I guess it kinda is possible. I wouldn't recommend it.
I wouldn't recommend it.
The music is wow.
This is what the segment is all about, Chai.
Just really interesting and unique ports that make you scratch your head.
Even listen, chat. Even if it sounds and looks like poop from a bun,
I'm really impressed by this.
Looks sounds and plays like poop from a bun.
I can't help but think this is absolutely insane.
Is there any actual...
...emote for the BJ face?
Oh, BJ Blascoids!
Oh my god...
I don't think I can do this anymore, Chad. I just, I don't, I'm good. Oh man. Um, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I want to search for doom.
Listen, it was playable kind of.
Doom, you know, I'm really not sure if doom is actually in here.
That might have been, that might have been James.
So we'll go to the Amiga, and we'll do Castlevania.
This one seems at least like good Castlevania Aga.
Do you know what?
This is pretty good.
Are these custom sprites?
I mean, I feel like I've seen some of this stuff before somewhere, but...
This looks official.
Amiga Aga is in Amiga with an actual GPU inside.
This is great.
But, um, I don't know if there's rights from any other Castlevania game, or what?
Doom Original Gameboy, you have a link to it, okay.
There's an official Castlevania Mega game, but it's not this one. I feel like I played that.
that. Also Joel heard Akka and decided to just be here for that.
Hello.
No way back.
Now this is good.
Alright, we're going from Wolfingstein to this was certainly a surprise.
Controls are good. You can adjust well.
It's some Castlevania Purists may hate it because you can adjust your direction.
For some Castlevania fans, they want less control. I got it.
I mean, my favorite classic Castlevania is 4, but I also tend to love Rondo blood in Castlevania 3.
This passive ring of three is a little bit nightmare in dozing with how difficult it is.
Oh, that was crazy.
cool middle gear on the amiga.
Metal gear 1.1.
There is a note on this one, but I don't have it right now.
Whoa!
It's pretty good music when he lowered a little bit of a...
That's apparently gonna take a minute.
is Kojima, they had to port over his genius and it just takes some time.
All right, the gist has been red.
Is this the original metal gear?
Yeah, my sex one. Okay.
Damn it.
Did it sound like this on MSX?
Also there's no way the codex sounded like that.
No, this is an enhanced port.
Yeah, they barred some of them.
Pressing every button I can to try to figure out how to answer that.
Looks way better than the NES version, that's for fucking sure.
But if not a sanctioned version of your game...
The truck are started to move. I feel asleep.
I mean, let's, it's cool that it exists on the Amiga.
I could be missing keybinds, yeah.
It's very possible.
Let's see.
All right, that was cool.
But also by missed, there is Legend of Zelda
on Amstrad, CPC, I don't know what an Amstrad is.
I've heard the name.
It's a home computer and you see this check now, I guess you don't.
Wait, wait, wait, are you?
We sure haven't done this for a while.
Hello, chat, chat, we good.
Your mic is crusted?
The amstrout is breaking everything.
How about now?
Is this better?
This is full on crust, this is crustaceous.
Chad, this might suck, but I'm gonna show you a little bit of it
because it's cool.
Kind of.
I was all the tumies. Oh, this is weird. I might have played this before in some
capacity. You played this twice? Oh. Is it the third time you've played this in the past
a couple months?
No, not months.
Maybe years.
Yeah, it looks familiar, though.
I don't know why they interpreted the rocks as a trees, though.
Doesn't it make less sense for a cave to be in a tree?
The sound effects are rough, yeah so far the sounds have been the only one that sounded
good as Castlevania on the Amiga, everything else has been painful.
That's, for shit, that's not supposed to be locked.
Metal Gear sounded a little bit better, then it was just a bit of like, what's the
I'm looking for it. It insisted upon itself. No, it was there.
Anthrophetical to itself.
Oh.
So Link is dead lying in a pool of his own blood.
head.
Shit, man, that sucks.
There's Dr. Mario on the Amstrad.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Okay, so there is the Doom GBC.
We got the Doom GBC somewhere,
but...
Press X or keyboard A to load.
I will get that in a minute.
I will ask for the Doom GBC.
Oh, that's great, Dr. Rowland.
They got rid of his mustache.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, what happened?
Dude, how the fuck you played this?
None of the buttons I'm pressing are working.
We got a new brother, though.
We got...
Dr. Roland's finally a new brother.
Oh, now it works.
It's WASD, but it wasn't working before.
That version's really great.
We're gonna smooth new brother.
There's also Zelda one on, well, and okay,
there's something called the Bitsi engine.
And I'm at this feels familiar.
Didn't DD from Rugrats have an ant bitzy.
This is Mario Land on the bitzy engine.
micro, granny, granny's garden gave me nightmares. What does that mean? I still sometimes
get hit by the first Gumbha. I used to watch my older brother play games for hours waiting
to like it have a turn. Zelda was the first game that felt like mine on the NES, the gold
cartridge made it feel so special. This is the cruelest of the goombas. And now I can learn
more. I can keep trying. My Super Mario Bros. World 1, 1 memories of play and making.
All of these, every coin has a little piece of developer lore.
Oh, okay.
Trauma dump coins?
No, that's, I don't think there's trauma in there.
It's just lore.
Okay, no, this is maybe a little bit more.
On the trauma side, I no longer have the time or interest in playing big games.
I love seeing all the new and strange things that are going on with the fringes of games.
I like that Mario can fly, really like that.
The end, I guess, oh, just walk away from that depressed, that was super, sorry, that
was super Mario Brothers.
This is Super Mario Land on the Bitsie Engine, which is just a web page that you can open.
Look, it's even got a fake Game Boy here.
swing, swing, swing, you grow bigger.
Famous Mario music down here. Well, these coins don't have any kind of lore
I'll catch them, so now I'm a little disappointed.
Shit.
Love that pity engine.
I don't remember that dude from Mario Land.
I don't know if I don't even read that.
But just said you got hurt, um, the shang.
You can fly but you can fall down hits.
Alright, and then also on the Bitsy engine is Zelda.
I think you already played these Mario games on stream before.
I may have, but the person who made this pack maybe didn't see it.
I don't fuck, I remember anything anyway, so it's fine.
What the fuck?
Why does he look like that?
I swear to God, this is a sleep paralysis demon.
I've seen that guy after eating cheese at four in the morning,
and like Robo tripping on Tusson.
That's Alan Moore.
He likes to watch, man.
While I'm sleeping.
The bitsy engine is not really much of anything, is it just kind of move around and you get some text and that's about it.
I won.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
What was that?
Evil defeated.
It's a doll.
Something happened.
Sorry, Chad.
I want a little fast because it was just infinite.
at least. Great. Zelda 1 on the Commodore 64. Read this first.
Okay. We got Zelda on Commodore 64, everybody. This was the first 64 bit. In Nintendo 64
wishes it was this cool. I need to go to input devices and control port. I love this stuff live.
Set port 2 to joystick.
No overworld, but you know, you just let straight to it.
Now this is very good for coming to our 64.
I'm kind of blown away.
This is a very Zelda night tonight on the stream.
This is how my brain would probably reconstruct this track.
Are you talking about like, if they hooked a brain up to wires, like nodes, neural nodes?
Have you ever seen like, there's ways to see what people dream a little bit?
And like it kind of shows some weird blurring image that looks like a like a rotten like boom
Like really you can't even see what it is. It's just like a bunch of mush
But yeah, this one is at least a little more accurate. No statin effects, but you get the song
You can shoot your sword and kill back some stuff.
I don't know how much of it there is, but...
Cool.
Have I done Doom on the Commodore 64? Did I do this six months ago?
Probably maybe. I did. Okay. Well, here it is again for a minute. Now I will, in,
after I'm done with this I want to check out Doom on Game Boy Color. Because how could it be much worse than this?
worse than this and the answer is it could. This is rusty, man. I guess the three colors
does actually make it run kind of okay. Kind of runs better than the super Nintendo version.
And there's a little bit of resolution.
It's somewhat responsive to play, and you can kind of see what you're doing.
Since I figure I'll open this door.
all right, don't worry about that.
There's absolutely no way this is real the C64 is the same CPU as the NES.
Yeah, but you, they've listened to them.
For some reason when I press back on the joystick,
it pauses the game as in if I press the down arrow.
people have gotten what do I'm running on a pregnancy test so.
I think people just understand this engine inside and out at this point and are able to do some crazy ship with it.
That was only using its screen.
Okay.
I was lied to.
And second here, do I do sell the one on the Commodore 64, yeah, I just did that, all right.
How the fuck are you still sick?
I had some seriously stupid rock.
All right, let me get that doom.
You can post it, and then, yeah, thank you. Sorry about that. I got it. Sorry. Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't get it from there.
It's not letting me get. It's not even letting me go there.
It would need to be uploaded somewhere else.
So, we'll figure that out. Here's Commodore, sorry, Commodore PET, Wolf and Stein 3D.
I don't know what this thing is. I don't know what's capabilities.
That link does not work either.
This one does.
Doom Buds.
This is before the Commodore 64.
Space to start, arrow keys to move enter to change weapons.
We'll computer from the late 70s.
You say it like pet, Commodore pet.
shit don't work
man I really wanted to see what this looked like
Okay, well, portal is also on the Commodore pet.
That also does not work.
Sorry chat, however, I think I now have doom on the Game Boy, I do.
So this is doom on Game Boy Color of all things.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's basically a screen saver.
Yeah, I mean, you could say this is doom by putting the doom guy on the bottom,
but you know, it's not really doom.
It's not really doom.
Yeah, it's like a dungeon crawler.
someone said it will go hard on the TIA 83 yeah
Pac-Man
Let's say padman.
So no, these, these don't work. Nothing on the Commodore pet works.
Why it failed?
Castlevania Symphony of the Night on the Dreamcast we could check out
That's not even here. I don't know why it says it's here, but it's not
This text file is a little inaccurate chat. It's fine
Wolfenstein on Game Gear, I don't know if I played this one recently, or seven months ago, but let's find out.
I mean, the person who made this spent a long time making it, so I appreciate it a lot, but some of the information might be a little.
And I hear it.
It's the same person that Wolfenstein is earlier.
Maybe a little bit better, actually.
It is better.
It's better.
Not my mod, but it's definitely working.
Music is getting a little wacky, but.
The knife is like, yeah, like eight pixels total.
Hmm.
Um, Tetris Game Boy on the Game Gear.
Just for the sake of something maybe not necessarily difficult to port over,
but I'm kind of curious how this would work.
Fentress.
Fentress.
The fatigue is a fest, the fatigue is a fest for you.
A big piece of art is the best for the beauty that's for you.
For all people is for you.
For all people, they're too powerful.
It's for all people in your car.
I've ruined the song for myself forever now.
Oh man, I just ruined the Tetris theme for myself, maybe a couple other people.
I have a better doom, GBC, go for it.
You can post it, I'll check it out.
How much better could this doom, GBCB?
find out. The other one seemed like a tech demo, like for just okay now you can go through
first-person corridors and it sucks, which is great.
I like what it is.
That's hard.
Chad, this is insane.
The Doom guy kind of looks a little like Hitler.
It's like, you know what, it kind of looks like, um, yeah, it's like a point and click mixed
with a shooter, but it's the pre-rendered, and say it uses the Toy Story technique.
This might be one of the worst versions of Doom, in existence.
I don't know, but I understand what's going on here, it's really technically, you
know, cool to see this.
It's just bad.
That's okay.
It's a tech demo made by a fan to see if they can get Doom on the Game Boy Color.
Maybe that's the holy grail.
It's a bad day to have peers.
That's for sure.
Real bad day to have yours.
Super Mario Galaxy on the DS.
I feel like I played that.
it's some point Mario on Mario Galaxy yeah, this is familiar yeah
Yeah.
Go to use the D-pad though.
A chat.
This is really impressive.
You can't really do a full mayro like this.
just doesn't work but as a tech demo, this is really cool.
Frame rates are good.
Mario looks appropriately shiny.
This is a huge hoax back when Galaxy came out of the car who made the hoax video
to a school project.
Where you have to make a viral internet video.
Oh yeah, I do remember I showed that.
But this wasn't it was it?
Now this is a different project.
This is such a solid, oh boy, a feeling and looking game tech demo that I could see this
actually turning into an actual Mario Galaxy DS.
A limited one, but if Nintendo, like level polish, was applied to this, it would be very
It's acceptable.
Ooh, that's nice graphics.
Wow, no fucking way on the Nintendo DS.
This is also one of those times where I remember Metroid Prime Hunters and how good
that looked on the DS.
DS was a surprisingly competent 3D system.
It wasn't always utilized well, but it had some pretty good 3D game.
Mario Kart 7 looked pretty good. Wait, no, Mario Kart DS, sorry. Phantom Hourglass.
Lot of games had their moment. Keep in mind that running on a real DS is different.
You may be on to something there, unless it's specifically stated this can run on,
Then said system natively.
Yeah that might be a good point.
I like Raku Dilo.
You like Raku Dilo.
You like Raku Dilo.
with that sheet in your fucking veins you will be such a matter of fact there.
I know I've played this in a different segment, but it's Minecraft on the Nintendo DS.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have the controls or SZXC for movement.
So that's something kind of weird. Z moves backwards.
You know, A moves left at what the fuck are these controls?
Obviously on an actual DS it would be different.
Minecraft 3DS was the thing, right, but you needed the new 3DS.
you know what I just went down a little bit of a thought hole because I remembered
here's what I while I was silent I thought of the following one binding of Isaac was
also on the new 3DS and not on the original 3DS and then I went from there to my interview
you with Ed and how, oh, I should have mentioned that to him as a question in our interview.
Followed by me thinking about Mugenics and how he was talking about how it was inspired
by card games and how I forgot to ask him about the fucking binding of Isaac card game
that I have played and have.
It's a good idea to prepare. Prepare for your interviews.
That's Minecraft, yes. Counter-strike, yes. This I don't know if I feel like I might have played this too.
Oh God, I've got even worse controls.
How the fuck do you move forward? Oh my God.
I don't want to shoot dude. I don't want to shoot. Yeah, I feel like I played this. This is kind of impressive just from like when you look at it real quick.
you can definitely feel tricked into like, oh, that's that's two.
And then you play it for a minute.
It's like, oh, no.
Just want to learn how to shoot.
I don't know why shoot.
Well, what button was that?
Chad, I don't know what button that was.
I just pressed a bunch of buttons and one of them shot.
Look.
Q.
Oh wait, I'm on the CT team.
I have to use the arrow keys to move and Q to shoot.
It's really cool
Where's the bomb, where's the bomb? Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb?
Okay, what else haven't not we done?
Desert bus on the GBA, oh we got some good GBA games that we haven't explored.
It says PokemonFireRed.bat.
Huh?
Huh?
What?
Guys, you're a bust by game free?
This one's for you, buddy Joel.
It's pen and taler, for those that don't know, Desert Bus was originally included
in a pen and taler game.
You have to drill a bus from Tucson to Las Vegas, it's a straight line to the finish,
However, Murphy's something I was steering.
This is insane.
Much better.
I'll never mind.
I guess you're Joe now.
No.
Shit.
Oh well.
I'm ready. Why is it poking on? Wait a minute, this is kind of familiar too.
Yeah, I played this as well.
Alright, well...
Listen, I don't expect everybody that makes a game pack to watch every single stream I've
done. But it helps. No, they gotta watch everything.
It's awful.
Super Meat Boy on the Game Boy Advance.
Pocket Meat.
Speaking of it.
Did you actually load an old game pack?
No, I asked the pack creator who spent, again, a very substantially long time working
on this path, which ones I hadn't done from last time, and these were all in the no-pad.
So I mean, but again, if you don't watch every single one of my porthole streams, there
could be duplicates.
But also, it's fine.
I show it for a minute we move on.
This pack is huge.
How about that worked fairly well as a tech demo?
But what about Sonic the Hedgehog on the Game Boy Advance?
That's not my persona.
Both fast and so I hit a wall.
And then rinse and repeat.
Yeah, it's very zoomed in, but it looks good.
This price look nice.
It's just zoomed in because the Game Boy screen resolution
was so small.
But yes!
But hey, pretty, definitely doable.
Tomb Raider on the GBA.
It says there's games in here that are not included for those who don't know this is official
that was launched the same year as Sonic O6.
The whole thing is a response to the awful official port of GBA.
Oh wait, so that's a better one than the official one, is what you're saying.
I got another Doom here on...I found the folder chat.
There's a weird folder here that's just based on game series.
This is Doom on GBA.
Not GBC, but GBA.
There's an actual official doom on the GBA, right?
Yes, and I own it, so to remember this, this is better, right?
I mean, the frame rates are already pretty smooth,
which helps your brain feel the information and what you're looking at.
Yeah, the audio is good for GBA, and I wonder if this would run on real hardware, but it's definitely playable, and even though the pixels are big and chunky and long, you can definitely make out what's happening, which is so, so much better than a lot of the ports on underpowered hardware, because this game,
When you start really decreasing the resolution, it gets a little hard to make out what
you're looking at.
Is that an item?
Is that a fucking demon?
Is it a clumpiness?
I don't know.
I don't know where to go though, so get for me.
Joel, where do I go?
He's asleep. Oh, he fell asleep.
That is a good doom.
This is doom GB.
That was included.
I just found I had the wrong pack.
from 2019. I think this is the same version of Doom, the same engine. That is better.
Wait, is this just a different? What is it's digital?
It's a map pack.
There it is.
Okay, it gets a little frothy when the geometry gets intense and there's a couple enemies
Whoa, yeah, no, that's too many polygons for the Game Boy Advance
Nice try though doom on the NES
And it says I lied sorry.
Slotter?
What the fuck?
Whoa, what is going on here?
It's a first person shooter on the NES.
Is that an enemy? I can't tell.
This is so fucking weird.
I could watch like a 2 hour long video on how this was made and not understand any of it
and still keep watching.
I know a little bit of how the NES draws its backgrounds and like how it certain games
like what was the elite, for example, like I know a little bit of how that draws 3D
environments and it is nuts.
Whoa.
The gun sways.
which is a kind of tell that their enemies the only way you can really tell is when the
color palette changes like when I see blue or purple now I know
This is absolutely, honestly, this might be one of the most insane things I've ever shown on a port hole.
The enemies have Gibbs, they do.
It's not easy to play necessarily because it's a little hard to see and understand what's happening.
You get just enough visual information
that there is some form of comprehension here.
It's not like totally pain one, memorize, recall, edit, edit.
What's all this?
Suffer.
There's even strafing, so the NES only has two face buttons.
One of them is strafing, one of them is shooting, and I don't know what all this stuff
is, and it's difficulty, but what's memorised?
I'm really fascinated by this game.
I wonder if a game like this came out on the NES and it was actually sold in stores and it was just this.
What this had like sold well would people have understood what the fuck they were doing and looking at.
Would this have been like revolutionary like do months?
Probably not.
It's too chunky, unfortunately.
Well, I've never seen anything quite like this, and I think it's absolutely incredible
knowing the limitations of the NES, and for how smooth this kind of is.
Again, it's not particularly fun to look at, but...
But yeah, there's just enough, there's just enough to figure out what's happening.
You do kind of get used to it, wow.
It just feels like it's like this is the bare minimum for some form of 3D emulation on
me and he asks for your brain to actually understand what you're doing.
I don't know if that's an enemy.
That's an enemy.
Yeah, I'm somehow, I'm somehow playing this and navigating.
I'm fortunate though, I know that there's a jump feature.
So...
No, see how that's just bringing back down.
Another thing that's kind of impressing me is the verticality.
Normally when I think of like the first person shooter on the Game Boy color, I think of Facebook or I think of that
Doom game that was basically just like backgrounds of like 3D spaces and just totally flat.
I mean Wolfenstein was flat. Doom had verticality but you know it was on more powerful hardware and then I guess I just didn't expect this to have like different
differing levels. It's really interesting.
All right.
Amazing. Actually, amazing.
Not something I'd want to spend a long time looking at because it kind of hurts my eyes a little bit,
But yeah.
What is this thing?
Strike it.
What is it? What's a poquito?
Chat.
No, I know it means like a little, but I need to go to EMU Pocito.
It's an open-source DIY handheld.
There's Doom 4, but it's being, I can't actually play it.
So, well, I'm not going to worry about that right now.
This is Doom 2 on the, um, in the Jaguar.
Whoa, 3D.
Whoa.
Oh.
It looks very 3D, but yeah, the performance is, it's kind of shit.
Oh boy.
Yeah, the Jaguar is not a system I enjoy looking at.
It looks like a lot of 3D on the Jaguar, it's just painful.
No, I'm music.
You want music?
We can do music, but we can do hide is elution sky boxes.
Up the doom for the 3DO.
Up the doom.
I'm really interested in this one.
Okay.
It's taking its sweet time.
Remember, the point of, before hold DIY, is that fans are making these boards?
Is this the music from that one version that was redone?
What version was that?
Oh, the 3DO version.
So wait, I'll be doing one of the 3DO, is this a better version than the one that was
released officially?
Yes.
But I do remember one of the versions of Doom, I guess it was the 3DO version originally
I had a full re-recorded soundtrack with real instruments, so I guess this is that.
sounds great. As a team, well, one imp and one explosive explosive barrel,
um, got him. One imp and one explosive barrel is enough to
slow things down.
Listen to the 30X, 32X soundtrack, Rebecca the Dev a 3D old Doom and a living legend
Alright. Oh yeah, you're right. That is, it's really, yeah, that was sad.
Alright Pete.
Okay, at the risk of this turning into a doom segment though, which it very easily could, because there's, there's a lot.
We could do some other stuff that isn't doom.
We had a very Zelda kind of day today.
Zelda 2 on Super Nintendo, apparently.
The
Dude, this is the music from the TV show.
The
The
The
The
The
The
Oh, that's probably not mine.
We did this one.
Was it the last port hold DIY that might have been my safe file then?
On another, we had another full playthrough with spicy water and everything.
Um, these reports of any of this came to the SNES, they've also gone a step further
to integrate MSU1 support for CD quality soundtracks.
Why is there also Metroid.bap?
Samus Virus.
Now this is also,
fully orchestrated Metroid 1.
I'm just gonna open the text file.
I think I did this one too.
Yeah, I remember what just sounds good. Watch Port Hold 1. Port Hold DIY 1 for more
Sounds good. And there's also some additional functions. It seems here
But speaking of Metroid, there is a Metroid
Well, no, I think I've done most Metroid's. I'm gonna go through the list of ones. I definitely haven't done for real
definitely 100% habit, which is, it says Legend of Zelda on Game Boy Color.
This is even the Game Boy Color, what the fuck emulator is this?
Then we can't see, I know I can't either.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
That's the best I could do.
So yeah, it's Zelda 1, but with Link's Awakening.
It looks like a 2009 YouTube video walkthrough.
Oh yeah.
That's a smart, it's not great.
It's not terrible either.
Just kind of, just kind of exists.
Okay, music is a little weird.
This one also says this one's not great either.
So here's another Zelda one remake,
In Visual Boy at, on Visual Boy Advance for the GBA,
or sorry, GBC.
Can we see one? Can we see two?
Ever.
Maybe this is just GB.
Visual Boy is the emulator.
Yes, I've used it before.
You turned off the music. I didn't want to.
Music. Music.
Thank you.
Much better.
What happened to it? Where did it go? I love it.
It just stops there. Oh, that's amazing.
it's not even it doesn't even it doesn't even get there
they try to little bit so I just said poor thing
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The liminal spaces of Zelda 1's GB Remake.
I never mind.
There's going to be a jump scare soon. No, I don't think so.
Best I can give you is a fart. What do you think about that?
If you get to the edge of the level of the you use your sword backwards
Let's see anything else.
Pico 8 Zelda?
What is that noise?
I can't play this.
Welcome to Peacle Village, man yourself at home.
Oh.
It's great noises.
But every goddamn time you go out of a...
Out of a building, it'd restart the music.
I mean, at least the theme...
is the proper notes this time.
Okay, I've been told in this document here that there's a wordhole.
There is, in fact, wordhole.
Well, it's also Metroid on Game Boy Color, which I want to check that one out first.
Oh, wait, 10 minutes.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was going on in here?
So you can't aim up in this one.
also starts you in a really weird spot, yeah, the door beam
it's fine, Jack, it's just a brutal concept, I'll hire this to him right, I mean
Yeah, all right, let's see, what other ones have we, so you wouldn't believe
how many marios there are. I mean, I mean, you would, it's me, Mario,
Oh, look, everybody gets Mario 64 on a Sunday stream here on Vinesawstv.twitch.
Fuck me in the face. Let's play.
Can anyone guess what system this is on?
No, no, no, no.
Yes, Pete.
This isn't native port from the D-Comp.
I just want to see what it's like to play it.
Well, I guess I could have just fast forward for that whole thing.
Yeah, it plays.
It's Mario.
There's no sea button, so you have to use the D-pad.
the shadows a little lucky but otherwise now this is Mario 64 on the PSP
again we have to see it on real hardware but it looks it looks good
please well a little annoying to switch camera angles with the D-pad but otherwise
I'm very impressed let's see what else
Mario Paint on Scratch.
What Scratch?
Click.
It's a web browser thing.
Oh, it's the MIT thing, right?
I remember doing some games on a Sunday stream.
Okay, look at my cookies.
It's not much you can do.
You really don't have much.
You don't really have much that you can do, but that was something that you can do.
All right, Wardle, I want to see Wardle.
There's a couple really weird ones here, so, um, what is this?
It says here, wordle on the NES.
We surely did not be wordle on the NES, did we?
You did wordle on the NES.
This is Chairman Bratadi, God damn minds.
I don't know what the colors mean.
Oh, I know what they mean now.
Fantastic music already.
Ooh, ooh.
Orce.
It's um...
I got it.
...Worst? No?
...T? Oh, R, S?
Torso?
Huh?
Far out, is it tight? Was it tight?
Why are there shrimps on my screen?
This would have been a huge hit if this came out in the 80s, I think.
Happy!
I don't know if I can do this.
It's...
No.
Um...
Snake meetings.
M?
M?
Oh.
Tee.
Tee.
No, it.
Shit.
Um...
Pines?
Sure.
No S.
Oh my god, so we know that N is in the middle,
Channel? No, A.
Q.
Q.
That's a word.
Q.
Canal? No.
Come on.
Come on.
You're a warrior.
No.
The
Let it make sense, largely stuck on this.
Always fucking happens to portal, but don't name it.
Ok, so we wait as is it.
No, I'm at the area right.
Um, fine, fine, a vinyl, a fine, a vinyl, a fine dinner.
dinner. It's, um, I'm happy dinner. Happy blinds, no S.
Minor.
No R.
Can't be dinner, no R. Can't be finer.
Can't be higher, I'm kind and it's a fuck out of here, chat number.
The whiny?
Wow.
What could it, what is it?
What was it say?
The shrimp are not helping me, what's that actual word?
I think penis is unironically a good starting word.
Shit.
Shit.
Mario?
I'm down for an hour wouldn't be audio, but that'll definitely it'll help us.
Wow!
That really narrows down the vowels.
He's audio, he's audio.
I don't know man, this is, this is crazy.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Well, we just got sidetracked horribly, but that's fine because it was fun.
There's also, um...
Hmm.
This one seems...
First person mind sweep.
Yeah, the animation history has been shafted. I'm sorry, chat members.
I'll remove it from the title, that it's, I promise it'll happen like sooner rather
than later.
Just these things don't end up always going as quickly as I hope and I also get into some
games.
Why was this included?
It's first person mind sweep power.
the door has been
all I have played this
all right whatever
okay
there is a chrono trigger
Oh, like, which one I played before?
I threw the sake of completion.
Let's take a completion.
Okey Sanford.
Yeah, now this one isn't great.
Finally means that I stole.
I played this like three times over the past 10 years.
Look, the princess, let's go look.
Do you have to find my necklace?
Yes.
Oh yeah, chrono talks.
You know, let's talk. We don't need to play that anymore.
I was wondering if it was something different, but no, no, it's the same one.
Did I ever do Tomb Raider on the Game Boy Advance?
I did. Okay, well, it's not here anyway, so never mind.
Resident Evil on the Sega Mega Drive.
I feel like I might have played this too, but
I'm having trouble figuring out it right there.
I mean it's cool.
It looks like Tony Hawk on the GBA.
Let me show you those numbers are.
Alright, I've got a little bit of life left in me.
I'm getting kind of tired.
But I definitely want to check out a couple more.
There's some good Pico 81s, there's 590 Freddy's for Windows 3.1, and also there's
There's a five-night at Freddy on the PS1.
There's a lot of...
There's a lot of interesting games on here.
But here it is, original Freddy.
Oh God.
That's all right.
Platforms, Pico 8.
Don't shit your pants.
Didn't they show clip of me playing don't shit your pants for the streamer awards?
weird that I became a don't hit a shit your pants streamer
okay
Okay.
No.
You don't want to open the door?
Pull.
Door.
Handle.
Sit on.
Toilet.
Shit
All right cool
The game hasn't started yet, but you couldn't help yourself you just shit your pants game over
Okay
This web page
and drop the two files into it.
No, that doesn't, doesn't work.
Now what kind of does, what the hell is this?
I feel this feels really weirdly familiar.
It's called Half-Life Breakroom.
And I don't really know what you do with this.
This feels like something I've shown.
Yeah, this is a lot of repeat stuff.
Click the clicker on the PicoAid.
I'm like, ready.
Spinecraft music.
I think it is.
Death Stranding on the Pico 8.
I mean, when it boils down to it, really just sort of is the same thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Portal on the tick 80.
We can check that out.
I think there's another people waiting for a price.
It's a 20.
This is also a familiar. I really chat member it. Yeah. I'm sorry there's so many repeats, but I think the chat member that made this pact didn't watch a lot of my other stuff.
New segment stuff I've already done.
This was actually an...
I sent them a... I don't want to get angry at. I'm not angry.
I'm not angry. I just want to kill.
But I did say, hey, what happened? I played from the pack.
And this was the response I got.
So, what that means is it's... you've played everything ever.
No, there was some stuff in here I definitely haven't played,
But there's unfortunately, yeah, there's been a million repeats.
What can you do?
On the same system, there's also on the tick 80 Super Mario Brothers.
This I definitely haven't seen. I would know.
Bing!
just tiny but also this thing can play a version of portal so
look at DVD like logo you know just bounces around
And then there's also Super Mario World on the tick 80.
What would anyone need any other version of Mario World when you have this?
You can run, you can jump, you can start going there, let's see, pretty much all you could do.
And die!
And listen to some nice out of tune music.
Um, Wolfenstein on the ticket 80. I don't even know this device.
Um, existed as someone tells me I've played a million games on this probably.
There you go.
Floor and ceiling on. Oh shit.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
Gaming, true gaming.
Sonic 3 on the ticket 80 as well.
It's called Sonic 3 Blue Spears.
Oh, it's the fucking sphere minigame.
Well, if you love the sphere minigame, now you can play it exclusively.
That's fun.
Minecraft on the tick 80 will end the segment with the tick 80 stuff because this is all new material.
Oh, it's 2D Minecraft.
Oh, what is happening? What is happening?
Oh, oh, I was falling.
That's really weird, man.
That's real strange.
It's like a 2D version of Minecraft, but also 3D.
All right, man, all right, all right, five night, Freddie, on the peak, go on the, sorry,
the tick tick, 80, if you want to port, you've never played HTML, five monkey ball is wild,
all right.
Munkyball in Chrome is a brand new port.
We have breaking news, everybody.
A brand new game that just came out.
Munkyball, I'm going to get that open and I will play that in just a minute.
I don't really enjoy the style of gameplay, and Freddy never really did very much for me.
I'm sorry to say, chat.
However, this seems like a fairly competent port of Freddy.
He got fingered?
No, different Freddy.
And one more that tick 80 counter strike.
Place your bets. Is it 2d? Is it 3d? It's 3d.
That's does too.
I don't know how we can actually play it, or if it's just like look around at maps, but
neat.
Alright, let's end this segment with something genuinely cool.
Huh.
Ready?
Go.
No shit.
Alright.
I think on chat.
I'm getting this thing.
I know you can't see.
I know I know.
This is playable in a browser.
No monkey.
Monkey would be too strannuous.
It's just ball.
It's just super ball.
I'm, wow, that this one's amazing.
And this is a, like, four-hole breaking news.
This is like really, really brand new.
There's also Game Source Monkey Ball 2.
You get some options here.
Like this, you can,
It's a rewritten port of the decomp.
Just choose your stages.
You can do Super Monkey Ball Story Mode.
You just choose which level you want to play on and you just go to it.
from the story mode, or from any of the challenge modes, and you're there, dude.
This is incredible.
We do, you know, we live in an age of decons now where we're going to be getting a lot more shit like this.
And I guess that's cool.
Something to look forward to.
A clock sucker!
What the fuck?
Here's a monkey ball stage I've never even seen before.
Because this is like monkey balls monkey balls balls.
Ready?
Go!
This is one of the hardest worlds in Monkey Ball to unlock.
I think this is a very, very final world.
And as such, I just don't think I've seen it.
Dude, my controller just works.
I was using the arrow keys.
It's just, I'm not even kidding, it just works.
Where did the music go?
It's just X input.
I know, but you don't need times at the fight with a game or an application to get a controller
working properly.
It's nice that I can just like open a web page and the controller works
I do miss the monkey
No, I'm a titular monkey ball
I'm not going to sleep until I don't think this level is funny, but it seems to be
a graphical problem some stuff isn't displaying, does anyone else get a monkey?
When they play this, no, no one gets a monkey, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, man.
All right, so that's Port Hall DIY, there might be some stuff here that I haven't
done, like some of these in this pack. But there were a lot of duplicates and there's
a couple that were new. Like I said, I understand people, you know, can't watch every
single thing I've ever done. But also it does help to, I don't know, I mean, it also
depends because not every time I do a segment called Porthole is there a Mario 64 or a Zelda port.
So they could be across my entire history of streaming and I wouldn't really know where they are.
But if there's anything really great that anyone knows about or the pack creator that I definitely
haven't done, or that's worth a look, let me know.
Someone said did I just miss the whole stream?
No dude.
We're getting started.
Thank you for watching tonight chat. Animation history will be soon. I want to explore
that Minecraft recreation of New York City this week. I guess we'll do what else. I think
there's a couple of things that I wanted to check out, including finishing that half-life
mod. Yeah, high-tail I could probably check out again. Benjo Kuzui PC, there's not much to check out,
but yeah, there's, I could check out just for the quality of life stuff. Highguard comes out tomorrow. Oh boy.
Can't wait for that.
What if it's a 10 out of 10? Chad, if it's a 10 out of 10, you might see high guard on the stream.
Maybe to Arya as well, yeah.
And I'm considering playing another classic game that I've missed, but we'll see you
about that.
Good night, chat.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you for the support.
Thank you for the subs.
If you did, I appreciate a lot.
Thank you, mods for helping out.
And yeah, everyone who has followed throughout the years, and sorry for the repeats.
But it was still fun for me.
Goodbye.
You're a good!