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Welcome to the stream.
It is Monday, Monday 222026.
I want to start by showing you something that was brought to my attention.
I don't know who posted this originally, but this is the image I was shown.
So this is the holy fuck Brian clip.
And there's an AI search underneath it.
says, um, well, it's basically just kind of, I don't know what that is, but it says,
can you beat Minecraft while being railed?
Chat, why is that underneath my video?
No, I'm serious.
Answer the question.
Well, yeah, but why can this be?
Why is this here?
Why is this here?
I don't know if this is relevant to the, I don't know, maybe it's relevant to the messages,
to the video, this isn't even Minecraft, this is Quake.
Quick!
Prove it or not, real gamer.
Band.
Half-Life Diffusion got a big patch for hunky boys like yourself.
Can you speak like a fucking human?
Hello, Green Ralph, Half-Life Diffusion got a big patch for hunky boys like yourself.
That's how you talk in a chat room.
You kiss your AI companion with that mouth?
Also chat, interestingly, market pliers had a post.
And he was congratulating Andrew Hullshope for the Iron Lung soundtrack.
And people have been telling me that there's also a specific familiar album in there.
So thank you, Market Pliers.
I appreciate that.
I do wonder though, like, you know, what is the residual effect of someone with
like 12 million followers making a post like that and my album just being in the picture.
Like .001%, .002, one listen,
12 more listens, wow that's pretty good. That's not bad. I congratulated Andrew and he was
He he did I'll show you what he posted. I was like it's really cool to be on
The band camp charts with Andrew Halsholt because I do think he he does great stuff
And he posted the Arnold
thing
So that felt pretty good
You're gonna you're gonna take the wins where you can get them
So yeah, how are you doing chat? I hope you're all well. Thanks for listening to me ramble a bit
You know
Chat half-life diffusion did get an update
And it seems like it fixed some stuff that people were complaining about
Maybe I will check that out, but I just don't want to say
That I would play the whole thing, but it's it's basically a total conversion of half-life
Kind of more just using the gold source engine as a base, I think, but yeah, that
could be cool. Another person wanted to know how I felt about New York not being
sub-freezing for the first time in weeks. You know, chat, one of the things about
weather is this. I know weather is a very fun topic to talk about, but when we go
from summer to fall here in New York and then to winter. It can be kind of gradual
but once in a while you get some really frigid days and I remember on Halloween
it's kind of cold and I was like man it relatively pleasant October and then
like Halloween was just cold but that's going from warmer weather to colder
weather. And it was like 45 degrees Fahrenheit. Meanwhile, today is like 36. And I was like,
wow, this is great. It's beautiful out. It's so nice out. Because we went from 10 to 20 degrees
Fahrenheit to 35 or so. So yeah, I mean, it definitely you start to adjust. I mean, not
but i want to be outside for a long period of time walking around
i wish i wish i could
it's definitely not as nice as it could be even at thirty six
but i'll take it
man i will take it now if we could just melt that snow that would be great
okay
the snow is hard
the snow is full of soot
and dirt
and fucking piss probably i don't know what's in that dirt but it is that in
the snow it's disgusting
and like just like detritus and oil and like oh man it's all gross and it's just like it's
just hard and you have to like you know you can't move it easily and it's taking up so
many parking spaces and it's just sucks.
But we New Yorkers are resilient and we are enjoying living regardless.
We we we do it.
We will still go and get the bacon egg and cheese.
Anyway hi.
Chet, I have a little something different.
I hope this is good, but it's Zelda 1 Remake.
From Jeb Yoshi.
I don't really know who that is.
But I watched the trailer for this, and it looked really good.
It is the 40th anniversary of Zelda, and this started it all.
I'll tell you a little story in a moment.
I have, you know what, I will have several stories.
Is this too loud?
It sounds good.
It sounds really good.
So I'm going to leave it.
Oh, oh, new item, spoilers.
Ah!
I saw some new items.
So chat, I'm using Joy-To-Key, the one problem.
No default controller options.
So a bit of a shame.
I always go Link, always.
They're doing a Breath of the Wild thing?
Okay, well, I mean, it retains the Zelda 1 look.
It's dangerous to go alone.
this. Is this offering of time? Oh, yeah. Man, I love this. I love this ambience so much.
Oh, there it is. Um, directional movement. It's only four directions.
Also, you notice the sword does a swing. Like Link's Awakening.
Apparently, that was in the code originally for Zelda 1, but was not implemented.
I don't know how true that is, but that's something I read. I could just be making that up.
But yeah, of course the original still exists.
There's a Redux hack for Zelda 1 that implements the swing.
So here's an issue I have right off the bat.
If I press two directions at the same time, they just cancel each other out.
I don't like. So you have to be pretty specific with your movement. Yes, the rocks look like
Big helmets.
Oh, I think they have buttholes.
Wait, is this extended music from the TV show?
No?
No?
It's, um, these electric dudes that are annoying as fuck.
Link Between Worlds?
Oh, that's what it was.
Okay.
Um, yeah, I mean, I like seeing the original still exists.
There's ROM hacks for it that add a couple things here and there.
But this being a full remake was appealing to me because it's got new items in new areas.
They don't have bottles. I don't know why I saw that. That's weird.
Um, and I know just, you know, I'm not sure what Jeb Yoshi has done previously,
but I've so far, and from the trailer, I was really impressed.
Link looks happy killing monsters.
Goddamn right he does.
New hidden part, maybe.
Huh?
Me, sorry are you looking for dungeons?
Just follow the river up north.
Good luck I'm counting on you.
Okay, this is totally different.
Okay.
It's surprisingly difficult to not hit two directions on your controller at the same time.
to try to diagonalize.
Uh, normally not a dungeon here, but okay, fuck it, why not?
I'm going with it. Again, I knew what I was getting into playing this.
I knew it was going to be quite a bit different.
cool sound effects are pretty loud compared to the music
leave via the exit see if the door unlocks is it just a pork of the NES now
well this isn't a ROM hack or anything so I think it's just rebuilt from the
ground up. Well, you can see bombable walls now.
What is this remix from Anywhere particular?
Just the orchestral concerts maybe?
Can barely hear the music.
So, I hope maybe this gets an update at some point, because the sound effects are way too
loud.
Like, I'm trying to really enjoy the music, and I can't, because it's just loud screaming
sound effects.
no options that I'm aware of.
See? No.
Okay, so here's my Zelda one-store. I have a friend who, I've talked about a little bit,
He played Zelda Breath of the Wild for the first time as his first Zelda game when that came out.
And then became a massive Zelda fan.
And played through the entire series.
And he played Zelda 1 as the game right after Zelda Breath of the Wild.
Fun.
That was his second Zelda game, was this one, what was the original?
And he said that he really liked it and on his list it's kind of somewhere in the middle
and he was like the things I like about Breath of the Wild are pretty much in Zelda 1 right
from the beginning, and it surprised him.
For the record though, his number one is Ocarina of Time.
So even though he likes that kind of freedom,
Ocarina was the one that impressed him the most.
And that is playing Ocarina like 20 years after it came out or so.
So, and then number two is Link to the Past.
For him.
So, he's got good taste in Zeldas, however, he put Zelda 2 dead last on his list.
We were just talking about this today.
And uh, let's see, hang on.
Let's see, um, my friend Casey.
He did Ocarina, Breath of the Wild, oh, Link to the Past was three.
Majora, then Echoes of Wisdom, then Link Between Worlds, Tears of the Kingdom, Wind Waker,
Zelda I, Skyward Sword, Twilight Princess, Ages, Seasons, Link's Awakening, Minish Cap,
Zelda II.
So the problem is I know Minish Cap and Link's Awakening are real low on the list.
But the problem with this series is there's so many good games that even like some of
the best ones have to be somewhere near the bottom of your list. And he was saying that
he loves those games too. It's just a matter of like they got to go somewhere. Now Minishcap
is great, but I think that's another one that if you played it on release, that's
That's a good one to have played on release, I don't know.
Triforce Heroes?
I've never even played Triforce Heroes.
The next time I get a new one, I'm not gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it as a demo.
Oh my god.
There's a lot of disparate styles, musically and sound effect wise.
I'm gonna lower it a little bit.
I love that little piece of music so much.
That was like, when I played this game as a kid, that was so, like, triumphant.
I felt really fucking awesome every time I got a piece of the Triforce.
What are these? Are these Yoshi's?
Those look like Yoshi's.
Oh god, this is a little bit harder.
Can you turn off the sound a notch?
Really, 5% is the best I can give you.
It's just, again, sound effects get overwhelmingly loud, so...
Oh man, enemies instantly respawn.
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Let's see if I can start finding secrets.
One of the things I like about this game or liked was once you figure out where all the
hidden shit is, you can get like the second sword pretty early and you can get a ton
of, um, you can get a ton of items. Like, hearts. Um, yeah. Which leads to, like, the way you
get another sword in the first Zelda game for those that don't know is you need a certain
amount of hearts. How do I feel about Tears of the Kingdom in retrospect?
When I revisited it for the Switch 2 version, I was like, man, I could play a lot more of
this.
But I wouldn't want to start a new game of it.
But also playing Breath of the Wild in VR, I was like, man, I had a great time playing
these games.
Here's the Kingdom story is bad.
I no longer have any interest in the story of that timeline and that version of Hyrule
whatsoever.
give two fucks less. I really can't. Or couldn't. But I love the world and the exploration and I love the
items and I don't know all the little stories throughout the world. Those are like... It's nice.
But Tears of the Kingdom also have that kind of thing where you could cheese it really easily
if you know how to make the right stuff.
Um, Ascend is the best feature in any open world game I've played ever, maybe?
I'm joking, but not that much.
I'm just gonna get 60 rupees.
Hey!
Excuse me, Princess!
How about a kiss, Princess?
Okay, Link.
Sure.
Wait, really?
You're not supposed to say that!
I don't know how!
My boy, this kiss is what every true warrior strives for.
So the blue candle you can only use once per screen, which makes finding secrets a lot
harder. I like the new effect on the candle that's that's really well done.
I forgot which one it was chat there's some one of the bushes here is is
destroyable. Very biblical I mean between the cross on the shield and
everything. Might have changed.
Well, we need bombs really bad because bombs will get us access to many secret.
Right there.
Big secret right there.
Wait, are those from Mario 3?
Destroyable isn't a word, well neither is skibbity and everyone says that so give me
a fucking break and get off my back.
Oh there's bombs.
Uh oh.
Notice the music changes pitch whenever you're damaged, like really bad.
Burnable bushes look a little darker, it seems.
All those have clues too.
All right.
We must test the legitimacy of various pushes.
I can't tell.
If there's been any, I cannot tell.
No, I don't think they're... no.
Oh.
Oh, this is very different.
There just has to be a way around those trees.
How could one find another way?
Hmm, well it's not going to be with this.
Is it the Wind Waker dude?
Yeah, I see what's in it.
There's a little couple of cameos and stuff.
It's his fan service.
Whoa, I am dying!
The tree was in fact a little different, by the way.
Normally there's a burnable bush here.
Or tree, as it may be, but...
Right?
You see one?
There's one at the bottom of the previous screen.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
You see it. Which one is it? Before I burn it. Four from left? This one? Four. Bottom left.
Oh! Oh, yeah, it does look different. Okay. It's missing that particular shadow on the
right side, okay.
I'm Irene, an apprentice witch. I don't know who you are exactly, I can only trust to give
my lectures to ones who can handle it. Looking for some ID and writing without it, no service,
sorry.
Sorry, Link, you can't handle my strongest potions.
Dan will bring our downfall, unlike my brothers.
I know this to be true.
I hope my money can help you, Hero.
Ten?
Only ten?
Come on.
10? Come on.
It's a secret to everyone.
Secret. If it's not secret, it's a secret.
Alright, what do you think of that, chat?
I think this is a secret between us.
Use my money to buy anything you need to slay Ganon.
I know this.
I know you to be our true hero.
Not that!
It's a bounty fit for a king.
A hero!
What's lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? Come to my home shop in Korad Koradi. You'd have to be richer!
What's this? Is that nothing?
Oh god, that's a loud explosion.
Robbio!
Hi buddy, let's play Robbio money making games.
Like a rookie, you may win big or it may cost you, buddy.
Robbio, you're a...
a buddy.
AHAHAHAHA!
Oh no!
I can't even play the money game because I'm broke.
It's tough. I mean, honestly when I was a kid Zelda 1 also kicked my ass like this.
So I'm not really surprised but um yeah now I'm broke and I'm dying love that
someone just said same all right all right
I think that's a vulnerable wall.
Oh, that's nice.
colored rock outside cave 1 screen to the left. That is for the warp. You need to be
able to move that with a power bracelet.
Ah, matt bombs. There's bombable right there.
more shoe some more bombs more shoe please come back when you're in little
Oh, Richard!
To the brood!
Oh, rood!
Oh, more potions I can't buy.
We're searching. Let's just keep on the ship.
Whoa!
What? Heart Container? What?
Look kid, the walkthrough ain't gonna teach you everything here.
Why does Heart Container yourself?
If I had a door, I'd be charging you repairs.
Now beat it, scram! Leave the Great Ingo alone!
Oh, this doesn't connect all the way north, okay.
Dungeon 2! Oh, we found a new location for Dungeon 2 by accident.
Why not?
There's still bombable walls in Dungeon 1 that I never did.
Makes me wonder if there's any other secrets in there.
the
the guy in there said there's there's more
back there when I have a full bevy of bombs. What do you call that? It's like a murder of
crows. What's a bunch of bombs? A bevy of bombs? That sounds right. A cluster. A bag of bombs.
Sure. Cluster sounds pretty good though. I like the animation when you pick up a heart.
It's kind of like it's sucked into your orbit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, there's another bomb spot. Goddamn it, I have no more bomb.
This seems harder than the original. So far, yes.
I believe that to be the case.
You would think it's a little easier because you have more range on your sword,
But not so much.
More doors that require keys here, oh, bomb.
Ooh.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing here, but sure.
Pegasus boots. Those are normally not here. They're not even in this game at all.
your sword doesn't stick out when you run.
Yeah, I guess it's good for the overworld, but not as good for combat or dungeons since
they don't actually, uh, uh, since you can't attack with them, I don't believe.
Oh, God!
Fuck!
Can't believe you've done this!
I think one of the reasons this is a little harder is, oh there's the boomerang, is because
of the controller constraints with the d-pad, like the locks to four directions.
I get 8-way movement isn't part of the Zelda 1 experience, but your controller doesn't
just like your directions don't freeze up on the NES original.
Vinny's the kind of dude who enjoys RC Cola and laughs at pigeons on the boardwalk.
I do laugh at pigeons on the boardwalk, but RC Cola? Way off the mark, dude.
I don't really, I don't really drink soda anymore.
That's a zelda 2 sound effect, isn't it?
What about chocolate egg creams?
I haven't had a chocolate egg cream in fuckin' years, but now I kinda want one.
You should be an advertising agent for big egg cream.
Cuz that shit worked.
Really Mario 2 enemies?
thing is all over the goddamn place. There's a lot of celebrities in this game. But again,
I kind of don't mind because I'm not... I'm playing a fan remake and not like an official
Nintendo endorsed game.
I'm sorry to think this remake isn't completely faithful to the original.
I had that thought for a moment too but I extinguished it from my
mind-brain
i just think you're way off the mark
the dongos are like these walls they're made to be blown up
hey thanks for opening the door i know our secret treasure has come to my
mountain home later
Oh, you can find people. Is it the banker in Majora?
It looks like you can find NPCs in dungeons that unlock more things later, which is neat.
Why throw banana?
Whoa.
Yeah, that's two bosses I barely survived.
Yeah, that's two bosses I barely survived.
you can go further north along this river and find secretive items such as the heart.
There's just a free heart piece.
Oh!
Go back and bomb the wall?
What do you mean?
Where did you see a bomb of a wall?
in dungeon one maybe yeah I was gonna go back there let's take a look at that
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'm looking for legit bushes.
I just need to delete your Google history after searching for legit bushes.
one? Okay. Try not to remember saying I missed a legit push. Uh, oh. As I live and breathe,
it's the hero. Please take the rupees you see. I can't believe I get to help the hero.
That is a Mario Buu, but also there's a Mario Buu in Link's Awakening, so it's fine.
Whoa!
What are the electric dudes called?
I know they have a very specific name.
I just can't remember.
Buzz blob?
Looking at trees, I see nothing legit.
The big trees have the bluebee face.
Wait, which bluebee?
That one?
Again, just red frog.
Repurposed, I have two voices that I do.
One is... One is...
I mix them together, the same way one might combine colors to create a new color.
And that's how I get different voices.
That shield would be swell.
There's probably a cheaper one somewhere.
Pretty good.
What's that sound effect chat?
That's a very familiar sound effect, I can't get any of those.
This one.
Mario spitting fire?
ES Zelda?
Alright, well, Zelda's not bullshit.
I know you mean, though.
Kind of a waste of the bomb
Some of these bomb spots are kind of redundant.
I don't think there's anything hidden in here, chat.
I think this dungeon is done. Kicked.
No, I'm good.
Unless, you know, there's a spot on the map, like it's a...it's not on the map.
This could be the case.
Man.
OOOOH!
Wow, god, you're fast.
Oh, Robbio, no, you've already cleaned me out.
Fuck off, Robbio.
Again witches cannot be. They cannot buy their potions. They're too strong.
Riz up the witch.
Hold me.
You know I can't do that.
180 for a shield. There's probably a better deal somewhere.
There's a store here, normally.
Oh.
500 now.
Well, the Rupi cap has been increased.
Uh, is it the bomb- the fuckin' bombchoo bowling alley girl?
Many a crush.
Oh cool, lost wood music for here.
You're so pro.
Is this dungeon 3 or is it a fake out?
Normally I would try to get the fucking white sword before dungeon 3, but it doesn't look
like that's happening because I don't even know where it is.
The original location of the sword is just gone now.
Or it's just different.
Damn.
Alright, I know I'm going to a number of different locations, but I want to go back up to the desert real quick.
Yeah, that's it. I guess his boots are a little bit rough.
Well, the original still exists.
I don't think the Pegasus boots are particularly good in this, they're just kinda getting killed.
I don't think there's any trees of legitimacy on the screen.
Die Mario 2 enemies, you don't belong in this world.
It was not by- I can't do that now.
Silent Hill music!
Oh Twilight Princess.
Which, again...
Kind of... man, Twilight Princess music sounds a lot like Silent Hill music in this one case.
Know it don't. Alright, bitch, no problem. That's alright.
That was the most, I mean you could tell by the tone of my voice that I was being very
nice. We're just a couple of buddies climbing around except I know nothing about that chat
member. It's fine. They're allowed to be wrong. You found me, that's odd. You seem like you
know your way around the desert here but have you seen it all? Talking about a place
near Robbio's kid, it's a secret only as Gerudo know. Think you can find it?
I played enough Zelda 1 that I could probably tell you where it is.
Oh, God! Jesus, fuck!
Holy shit!
Good Lord.
No boomerang at flowers lest they discharge.
They juice.
I think I have enough arrows.
It really makes the desert way harder.
Oh my god!
I don't get it, why do you run past 80% of the enemies?
Because I want to get to the area faster.
And because there's so many more enemies.
Alright, I'm just gonna say right now I'm not strong enough to handle the desert.
I mean, if I played better, sure.
I was hoping to find maybe the sword upgrade, but it seems like the logical next step is
it usually is anyway.
That's a dungeon.
Oh man.
Neat.
Neat?
Well, this is different
What creepers
Aw man!
Wait, why creepers?
I have all bomber man's in this, whatever.
I can't complain about creepers when I just killed bomber man, so whatever. That's fine.
No.
Unless...
My deepest thanks to generosity has made my day.
Through the Lost Tunnels below you want to go deep south-west to find the true stairs.
Be sure to enter back, you'll end up somewhere different.
I know a great fairy hiding somewhere there.
Talk to the forest fairy above, she's nice.
She'll come back after leaving any sort of cave.
Okay, yeah, fine, whatever.
I don't see any legit trees here, I feel like there's normally a legit tree in this area
Yeah, but I don't see one now.
In the middle?
Oh god, they're right there!
Fuckin' hell!
All right, let's do dungeon three. Fuck it. We're here.
Can we do dungeon three?
Okay.
Why did they split so powerfully?
Very reasonable stockpile of keys right now.
Oh, oh no, oh no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh boy.
Eugh!
Not an easy remake by any means.
Oh, a little bit of arrow cheese never hurt anyone, right?
I have to deal with these, I was dreading because of the controller stuff.
But, they're way easier now.
Just because of the range of your sword.
S.S.S.S.S.
I'm still getting my fucking controller of my directions stuck.
Please developer, if you're watching this, please fix.
Just make it so that if too, I'm using Joy to Key for my controller so I can use a controller
for this.
Developer, please.
I'm not asking for much.
I just don't want to get stuck.
I just don't want to get stuck.
I just don't want to get stuck.
When you use keyboard, does that allow diagonal? Nope.
The steam input work.
Uh, this isn't on steam.
You could load it into steam.
I think it's an engine thing and not a controller issue necessarily.
Joy-to-key prioritized last input direction.
Options.
process the same key continues while it's pressed.
I'm looking for options, I don't see that option.
settings, preferences.
Vinny why do you not configure games you're going to be playing for hours at a time beforehand?
So this is Joy to Key. This is a program to inject a controller into a game. If this
This is an option that can be fixed.
I was unaware of it, but it seemed like it wasn't fixable because when I pressed it, I
was prepared.
I downloaded Joy to Key, I got the controller set up.
Chat member, thank you for the question.
I can sense, I can sense that you think I hate you.
You know, the viewer.
I don't.
I hate myself, but no, the directions are, they just get stuck.
Yeah, I don't see that option chat member. Maybe...
Maybe it's somewhere else.
It's gonna be a little animosity in there for the viewer.
No, no, I like the viewer.
No, it is, it is I who is the problem.
Okay. Maybe you should play Strawberry Magic instead.
Shouldn't we all?
Agoo is my name my brother has crafted a new sword on the mountains.
Of course he'd only give it to royal heroes not little boys like you.
Alright.
We haven't even gotten a map yet for this.
This is a room we need the actual handle for, which should be in this dungeon.
Question is, where is it?
Where is it?
That's right, Dad, before.
Apparently Ludwig is reviewing YouTuber products tonight, including your sauces.
I hope he likes them.
They are good.
I do use them.
So...
Are there people that review YouTuber musical projects, too?
Or is that just too embarrassing for everybody involved?
I do stand by the hot sauces though because they're not exactly... I didn't... you know,
I didn't custom make them myself because that would be... I know nothing about hot sauce.
I would like I would imagine there are ways to do that.
In fact, when I was researching this hot sauce thing.
Yeah, there are actually ways to get your own custom hot sauce and you can.
You know, pick ingredients.
But the thing about that is they they warn you most places worn like do not do this.
You're going to create ass.
Ass, ass, ass.
And not only that, it's really prohibitively expensive, unless you're selling tens of thousands
of units to create a custom thing from scratch.
So the company we use had hundreds of flavors to choose from, and then the ones I liked
the most we went with with some second opinions and such but the green one the
more mild one I genuinely have used on chicken you know what I okay hear me out
chat Costco it's like chicken breast fillets with a they're lightly breaded
You put them in the air fryer, and a little bit of hot sauce on the side.
I mean, really almost any sauce is gonna work, whatever you like, but in my case...
pretty good. Oh man. Don't take advice from Chef Binnie, we all saw the cookies. I can
actually, I can cook. I swear I can, I swear. I made sausage and peppers tonight, chat.
It's simple. Pretty easy recipe, but yeah. Now is it normal for them to be totally charred
and burnt? That's normal, right? Like they have to taste like carcinogens when they're
done like like rotten meat like burnt flesh meat smell
I don't actually know what to do from here.
We need, basically I need a candle.
An upgraded candle.
Might need raft for the river. I'm assuming we need the raft, but the raft is...
We've been in the room here. Key room. It's not even worth wasting a key.
So we need to find the raft or the red candle, which I thought one or the other would be in this dungeon, but I feel like I've explored it.
Kill enemies and push block.
I know that's more original Zelda logic, but I'm wondering...
I'll give it a quick shot.
This room? You think?
I really don't want to sit here checking every block, but...
No.
Alright, um, shit, I don't know, chat.
I need to call the Nintendo tip line.
The room with the long hearts off the rose.
Don't you have to try pushing them in every direction?
I don't know, man.
I feel like that's something that might not be in this, but I- maybe it is.
Oh thank god.
Tree on center path?
On the left?
Um, what?
My old eyes do not see this tree.
Oh!
That's okay. Okay, that's I see
Use boots on water in dungeon
No, really no no no that's raft I think
Are you sure about that are you just making that up when you run on water in this game
More to try?
Oh, well that's nice.
I feel like that would make the raft redundant.
I could try Lost Woods again or I could go up the mountain.
Maybe there is no raft.
i saw it in the beginning of the game
they show you the items
uh...
i'm gonna go up the mountain
and make that attempt
and you kill the pool without a candle uh...
no i think that room is specifically a lot
that you need the red candle for. That's how I feel about that.
Notice how the first boo-room boo didn't respawn.
Ah, good point. Very good point.
I'll buy that.
Big shield.
Let's see if this works against this.
It does.
All your days are numbered Mario brother flower that shouldn't be here
Oh my god, I'm already almost dead from one screen
I died here before, right?
Why me some food? Oh, he wants meat!
Okay. Alright, we need the step ladder for that. That's new.
That's not normally... That's Dungeon 2's location originally.
Good rookie, farming.
That tree does look a little bit suspicious.
No.
I'm gonna give that freak his meat. He wants his meat, I'm gonna give him meat.
Oh
Jesus
Yeah, that was a little suspicious.
Oh no, huh.
Oh fuck, I gotta do all this.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
Oh fuck it.
Oh, look at that.
Oh Jesus.
I'm not full now.
No, you want that!
Man, well someone's going to need it later anyway, alright, never mind, whatever.
Let's go this way.
Okay, nothing. Alright, no problem. I understand.
Need draft.
Oh, the enemies love the meat, though.
Wow!
They will eat the fuck out of that meat.
Oh, where am I going up there?
Don't wake.
Welcome to bonus camp!
Drop a heart, Dan. Drop a heart. You know you want to drop a heart.
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Oh, okay. Oh, thank you, game.
I wonder if I have to put fire onto that.
Oh!
An Impa I've been expecting you young one.
I'll let this note to prove you're a Royal Hero sent by the Kingdom of Hyrule.
I think that's Link's ID.
Now he can drive a car legally by alcohol and cigarettes and condoms.
I think I might need a bottle though.
You can get the sword now. If I could find it.
And that definitely looks...
Sus.
Jesus.
No?
Hm.
Someone said in chat I've never watched Zelda 1 before.
Well, this ain't it.
Really?
Not really, at least.
Yeah, you're still not watching Zelda 1.
P-Raid.
Thank you, Desert.
Appreciate the raid.
Hope you're doing well tonight.
And hello, everybody.
You're watching a Zelda 1 remake.
Made by fans. Oh, a fan.
Named, uh, Pupiyoshi or something like that.
You fuckface!
UGH!
This was in the original.
Jeb Yoshi, Jeb Yoshi.
Gerudo's Temple.
But you find this place, but you can get through it. There's something real good at the end. Good luck. Hope you brought a few keys.
Well, this was never in the original, obviously.
Oh, stone ta- oh, okay.
It's a challenge dungeon?
Yeah, it looks like it.
This would be a good dungeon to have an upgraded sword for, but I have no idea where that might
Okay.
Cut.
Oh my god.
It's Jeb Yoshi's Nintendo Zelda 1 Remake Nintendo.
Yes, it's Jeb Yoshi.
That's her birth name too.
Oh, fuck!
I think I want to come back here with a better sword.
I still can't believe Robbio stole my money.
The boulders are like even more aggressive than usual.
Oh, this is where the sword is.
It's just it's blocked off.
You have to go in from a different angle.
I am error.
I present to you my masterfully crafted sword.
There we go.
We were brave enough and strong enough to wield it.
Thank you, Error.
Young one the stat you see is mythical if battles, battle leaves you faint you shall
wake up here.
Can you deactivate it like a button, think of it you might bear a striking resemblance
to the statue.
You can reverse its effects by pressing it again too, oh ok.
Respawn.
That works.
Oh man.
Oh, this sword's so much better.
Yeah, we were using a sword made of fuckin' wood.
wood
I'm not letting Robby a rip me off again this guy stole so much of my money already
I can't wait for the prize for the Gerudo Dungeon to be like 300 rupees and then I just
give all of them to Ravio.
That's how they do it.
It's all a big scam.
Ruto and Robbio are in business together, even though it doesn't seem that way, but they're
getting people hooked on gambling.
It's a whole thing, it's a whole thing.
Ah, yes.
Zelda 1 puzzle solving.
Frontier on just joining, yes those are Mario 2 snakes.
Someone said why does this look different than the original?
Now that is correct.
That is the correct observation.
Fucking hell.
Oh!
God, this is health.
I
Drop a heart coward coward
I still feel like I'm here too early, which is probably not the case, but...
Have you watched the latest Seven Kingdoms episode?
I was good at that.
Good jousting.
Some plots moving very rapidly now, which is nice.
Learning a little bit more about the egg head.
Yes, Bomberman. Yes, Chat, that's correct. They were in the game earlier, too.
I can go no further.
Not in that direction at least, or that.
has another TV show he does and we approximately have three more episodes
before it's taken away from him and he complains on his blog about it while
simultaneously saying that he's 100 pages away from finishing in Winds of
winter, but also also made less progress than he did 10 years ago somehow.
The books are the books. I gotta finish them. I got a hundred pages to go.
Well, I rewrote all of Sansa's chapters. I rewrote all of Jamie's chapters and all of the
And all of John's chapters.
And the ending in the show was so shit I changed it.
George Martin probably.
I do wonder if that ending spooked him.
Need to sound more self-derived?
No, George RR Martin is from Bayonne, New Jersey
It's like across the street from me basically well not really, but you know I mean it's a
Bayonne and Staten Islander are very linked
culturally and by a bridge even
I've said this before but it George RR Martin
He looked over at Staten Island and pictured dragons being here, and it inspired his fantasy world.
He's told the story several times.
There'll be dragons here. He wasn't wrong.
It's just Italians though. Mostly.
Fuck!
Are you saying he imagines dragons?
Cat member, don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
Oh, my God.
I've got a heart and a half already.
Oh, come on.
I don't even know how we got three parts out of this fucking thing.
There are people who are like, it's a scythe to get us to think Vinny's good at games.
It is?
Alright, well then, you know, let me...
Not be good at games for a minute.
so that we can stop making compilations.
While the map got un- like removed.
It's a different room entirely.
These bunnies!
These bunnies.
You have to shoot arrows at them.
Yeah, you're supposed to yell into the Famicom controller.
Oh, we don't have one of those now, do we?
This is it, I can feel the dungeon closing in on me.
I got it this time.
That was beautiful.
Arrows can pick up items, I didn't know that, now I do.
What the fuck?
Maybe hook shot. It looks like hook.
And yes, there is a hook shot in this.
It was confirmed by the intro screen.
Can you pull blocks in this? No.
Okay, I made it. Do I get anything?
Alright.
Man.
I have a feeling I'm just not equipped for this place in general and like if I'm missing
certain items then how could I make it at all?
These guys are crazy.
You're crazy!
The books are the books!
What in the movies is the movies, eh?
It's my new character.
It's a shooty gun massively flanderized George R.R. Martin.
Now we're getting like really very lucky with health drops.
Well, those extra keys I saved up... well, we're kinda getting rid of them here.
Or good or for ill, who is to know?
Hmm
Last key
That's Link.
You know, I would love to be able to fucking move around and not get stuck.
Hmm
Apparently the dev commented on gamejolt page they hoped you played this well this is right up my alley, but
Please I don't want to get stuck when I move from left to up
Well, please don't do that to me, Dev.
I will play this whole game because it's really cool.
But sound effects, a little lower, maybe options to change music and sound effects, and also
just, yeah, just don't stick my controller.
Please.
Otherwise this is cool, I really like it.
It's not a one-to-one Zelda remake, I know that, but I'm having fun with it and the dungeons
are really cool and...
What's your weird cameos?
No!
Oh my god!
Boy I don't want them to steal my very expensive shield!
Oh yes!
I said that like that!
Oh yes!
I said that like that!
Drop hearts.
Drop hearts.
Fucking hell.
Crazy.
There is a Tinnik upgrade.
It's 500 rupees.
Yeah.
I'm gonna try one more time.
Bottle and potion?
Yeah, that also would probably help.
That's less rupees.
Last time, last time, here we go.
Gamble at Ravios until you get 500.
Yeah.
I know I can do this chat, this is it.
I really have to try not to get hit by those pins, oopie.
No hard drops.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Ah man, you wanted to drop a heart, I know it.
Oh man, you wanted to drop a heart, I know it.
Yeah, well, yeah, now I'm too fucked up to do the fight.
Get up here.
Probably something else up here.
is a dungeon with multiple items kind of like Gerudo training grounds in Ocarina? Or Carino?
No.
There is some farming that could be done here.
It's really fucking annoying, but it could be done.
Use the meat.
Oh yeah, the meat!
They have no idea what to do with this.
Okay, okay.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
It only works once per screen, I think.
They still seem to want to eat it.
One more time.
One more time. One more time.
One more time.
I wasn't considering meat strikes.
Do the bomber men want the meat?
I don't think they do.
They only eat like dying and by explosions.
But mainly just dying.
That's their favorite.
Already fucked?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Be of little faith.
That's what I'm talking about.
You got to have faith at the heart.
long road.
I'm gonna go back up this way for a minute.
I don't know if these balls those eat me.
They do, they do.
Oh god I hate them.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh
Beach tracks
This is it, last attempt.
I think Vinnie was doing better before the meat strats.
No, no, no, no, I got the meat sweats.
I think the meat kind of damages them a little bit.
Strange, their bombs pick up items for me somehow.
Yeah, I have enough arrows. I feel a bit about this one.
I can shoot the Gerudo. I'm not going back up to the blue ring area, though. I wonder...
I wonder...
What is up there, truly?
No?
Alright, we get to attempt the boss with full health.
Yeah, the potion would probably be a really great idea.
Not even Zora can resist me.
It's two, two hits.
Three
What are you doing man?
Shit curves dog. All right. I guess that way is my door
oh man that was so close that was so close
Yeah.
Thank you for the Rupees.
Yeah, I like them.
them that was the first time
I've won any rupees against Ravio.
You know what?
We're back to...
No, never mind.
We're not doing that.
I don't know if there's a bottle there.
Oh, bombable wall.
I didn't even see that.
Sometimes the enemy shadows don't dissipate.
I think this sent you wonderful, but you don't have a bottle.
can't do much for you here, sorry.
Yeah, I'm over halfway to getting the Tune in.
Maybe I should just continue saving for that.
Okay, we can go no further upon this mountain.
Um...
Yeah, I don't really know what to do now.
I think Lost Woods...
No, Ratchet and Clank, I'm gonna definitely play tonight. There's no
Shafting. I'm enjoying that game a lot.
How are you doing, Chat? You doing alright? How's your night going? I'm fine. I was
screaming and crying and shitting, but I'm alright. How are you? You good?
That's alright.
So I think what I need to do is invent a program.
I guess it will be a poll.
We'll call it the Moodometer.
And we can input all of the chat's mood.
You can choose between 1 and 5, 5 being Best Mood, 1 being Worst Mood.
Mike has that? Oh, really? Now is it a pole or is it an actual, like, program? Like, how
does it work? Why not start it at zero? No, because we have to be a little more optimistic
in life. It's Yoshi's program. We call it the bitchometer. It monitors when
chat gets upset with Mike. You know what? Chat, maybe there's some things I don't
want to know. Never mind any of that.
I guess we're going south-west.
It's good for when he does shovelware.
If chat doesn't like it, they can bitch.
Oh, well that's probably a smarter...
Yeah, that's not bad.
Hmm.
One thing that you can do with these Pegasus shoes is you can, um, you can attack and
not lose the Pegasus.
Oh my god.
Oh god damn it, really?
Yeah, there's creepers in this.
I'm just gonna assume that the mood tonight is really good.
And maybe I'll will it into existence.
Like everyone is having a great night.
The mood is right?
Oh god!
I think there's a bomb wall over there.
Now that is interesting.
We've done it!
We might be here early.
There's a legit bush.
None of them bushes.
Where?
Oh, the all red one, I wasn't looking at those.
Oh, Ravio, no!
I gotta press it once at least.
Alright, goodbye.
All right, we're up 40. No, we're not. I'm crawling out of the hole still.
Ludwig said your sauce looks like alien cum. Well, yeah, that's the point of it.
He's right!
Uh, what Zelda game is this from, this music?
Oh.
Mario Party 4?
Oh, that's weird.
They had all this, like, Zelda music to choose from and they were like, no, Mario Party!
There it is.
The Lord's Almighty I've not had company here for years. You want my magic blade?
Huh, you've got to have the strength of dozens of hearts for that.
Where did you get the jizz samples from?
Oh, I can't give away that secret.
Right Norts?
I mean, right chat?
Oh, Kirby enemies.
I am short a key.
Is he like eating it with food, hot sauce, or is he just drinking the hot sauce?
Chicken?
Okay, that's good.
See, the Nort Sauce is good.
I think it works if you like sweet and sour.
I still think the green one is the best.
So I made it all the way here, but I need a key.
I don't think there's a store to sell a peed from this graveyard in the original
Zelda one there were no other legit caves right legit graves
no
Alright, well we've got some traveling to do to get back here next time.
Oh wait a sec, wait a sec.
I missed a bombable wall at the start.
i catch some of them
or even know where we is right now
I need a step ladder and then I can get over there.
I kind of hate to say creepers kind of fit in fairly well.
God damn it.
Oh man.
the
chat bad news something weird just happened to the controller
something weird happened to Link oh god
I got stuck moving downwards
Well, I want to come back to this. I'm a little frustrated with some aspects of it, in particular...
What the hell happened to the raft and or red candle?
Or the step ladder?
Test running on water?
There's a weird thing in Zelda 1 where you could enter the dungeon through the front entrance
or you could sometimes move these guys and it would be an alternate entrance to the
dungeon and it did nothing different.
Pretty sure you can clear the room with the boo.
Alright, let's try and then I'll come back to this.
I am ready to do so I don't know when but I'm in the mood for some ratchet and clank
There's an instruction booklet that also came with the zip.
You need more instructions.
Alright, Blue Room, right?
No arrows. Arrows, no work.
Maybe we go back and forth?
One?
One Blue Dead Permanent?
Hope... Hopeful?
They keep respawning. I think I need the red candle for this, guys.
You have to kill them before turning on the light.
Or a key.
Oh, that's just a key door.
But Wig skipped North Sauce so that your green sauce was made in regards to spiciness.
Correct.
That is the... it literally says it on the package.
That's why we have the red sauce, which is way spicier.
on funny water. I don't think we're gonna be able to run on the water. Maybe that
That room has a key drop... maybe.
Ah, the map!
That's not...
I wonder if there's any...
Hang on a minute.
And even in Zelda 1 there's...
No, alright, never mind.
This is not on the map.
Okay.
Red candle is in dungeon 5 so then I just need a key and not red candle.
The booze do not want the meat.
i will probably have to buy a key
i'm gonna try running on water
uh... i'm
gonna say
point
five percent chance of success with that strategy
That's literally designed for a raft.
Silly. Silly chap.
Alright, here's what I'm gonna do, chap.
I'm gonna go buy a key, I'm gonna save the game,
and then we know exactly what we need to do for next time.
Which is just walk past the ghosts.
the ghost. I don't know how I didn't see that. I thought that door was a kill all enemies door.
I don't know. I don't know how that happened.
Almost enough for a tunic upgrade, I-I know.
Um, I think the only way to save the game is to die.
We still need to know if you can run on water.
Did several people have like a fugue state?
for like a minute and a half.
Delete link.
Well, I hope there's a couple things here that could
maybe get some updates,
because it's really cool.
There's a lot I like about it.
There is an instruction manual and not only is there an instruction manual, it's pretty substantial.
I mean, now that has a nice ring to it. Jeb's Legend of Zelda instruction booklet.
Looks great. It's like an actual real instruction manual with some Zelda 1 art as well and some new additions.
It actually does show the hook shot and some of the other items.
You can get bomb bags to carry more bombs too.
That's cool.
I mean, I think we got a pretty decent feel for what the game's flow is all about now.
It's just a matter of finding the stuff.
Just like original manual, it gives you a walkthrough
up until dungeon one.
Really cool, I liked it.
I think when it comes to fan remakes,
it can be a hit or miss.
Remember one time I played a Chrono Trigger
Romhack that had a Jesus scenario
and it was the most batshit difficult game
from like the first hour
and then i played another chrono trigger rom hack that was supposed to be like a
plus addition
i played a good one of those and then i played a bad one of those so i mean it's
kind of hit or miss link is adventuresome which is the zelda to
fan game
however that that should is incredible
straight up it is the best zelda to ever
uh... this i don't know
if it's quite that
really good
And it's just fun.
I think it's just a lot of fun to go through
and even just be surprised by like new little areas
and new enemies and items, which I like.
What would it need?
I think again, just the controls,
maybe native controller support
or just a way to not get stuck
when you move up and left at the same time.
It would probably need just some options for volume.
That's pretty much it.
Otherwise I liked it.
So anyway, thank you for watching that chat and I'll play more of it when the time arises.
I'll be back in five minutes.
See you in a bit with the Ratchet and Clank.
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Where you just to keep me cool? Take that love away
Take no sin here or such
Love away
In the now we've been at my valentines
In the now we've been at my valentines
Say we need to go to a friend with my
Love away
Still
It's a matter of degrees and
That's true, that's true
With this perspective when it's taken too extreme
That's why we can't focus on all truth
Take that love away
Take that love away
Take that bull of the wind
Take that bull of the wind
Don't worry about the government.
That's Talking Heads, Clean Break, a Clean Break.
You know, I've never heard that song before.
Because there's no studio version of it.
I'm a fake fan because I have listened to all of the Talking
Heads or so I thought.
And it turns out, it turns out I hadn't.
But Les Claypool was really into early talking heads.
I mean, it's pretty good.
I can't blame them, or Les Claypool.
I mean, listen, he's got good taste, I think.
He listens to some good stuff and early talking heads.
I like the first album well enough.
I think it's a pretty good album.
But the second album I love.
And from there, it's kind of like Star Trek
the next generation.
I'm not even kidding.
The Talking Heads album trajectory is very similar.
First album, you know what, no, it's not
because the first album is still really good.
So nevermind, but I really feel like
they hit their stride from album two,
and then fear of music and then remain in light,
speaking in tongues are all like perfect.
And then there's some good stuff after that,
but I've had this conversation a lot.
I don't really care for a lot of stuff
post speaking in tongues with Talking Heads.
really little creatures. I tried a lot. I love Road to Nowhere. I love And She Was.
I could maybe a couple other ones, but I really like
the album. True stories. I don't I don't also care for that much. I tried once again some
Some OK songs, maybe Radiohead and then Naked, I like a bit more.
Nothing but flowers is incredible, the Democratic Circus, I like Blind, yeah, you kind of get
to a point where you understand why they split up.
Have you listened to David Byrne's most recent album?
I've heard some stuff from it, I haven't heard the whole thing.
I like some of his solo stuff.
I need to get more into it.
Anyway, hi, chat.
Welcome back to the stream.
I can talk about talking heads for a while.
I haven't watched the Tiny Desk,
and my favorite live album of all time is their live album,
which is also the live movie.
Stop making sense.
That is my favorite live album ever, period.
So good.
I'm going to try something with Ratchet and Clank today.
I was sent a texture pack and a widescreen pack.
I don't know if this is going to work.
The cutscenes will remain at 4.3.
Yeah, it's probably off, but something's probably messed up here. We'll find out.
I hope it corrupts the game and ruins it.
It's fun.
Nice chat member.
This seems wide.
Yeah, this doesn't seem right.
Like it's too wide.
I don't think my settings, oh my settings didn't save, that's why, that's weird.
I don't know why they didn't say.
Hang on, hang on.
I want to turn those messages off so bad.
Um.
Okay. Let's try that one more time. Yeah, if this doesn't work out, I will go back to
That's how I played it last time.
We'll go back to the club.
It looks better already.
This on screen show message.
We're good for now.
Looks pretty crispy.
Can't tell if too wide or if the patch worked.
It's still wide.
Is it?
Is it?
Sorry, chat.
I know this isn't what you want to see.
Textures do look better.
That is true.
Ratchet, by default, is a little thick.
Okay.
I can't really do anything about it right now.
Did you set it to 9... 16 by 9 on the EMU?
Yeah, aspect ratio 16 by 9.
Put something in the background like Joel's Grape Raccoon or something.
Okay, chat number.
I think it's time for you to take a nap.
Have your chalky milk.
Who cares?
Let me just double check maybe, maybe.
It looks too sh- it does look stretched.
I- I'm sorry, it does, um.
Yeah, that's stretched.
Weapon wheel is not a circle, okay.
All right. Why did the patch not work?
Apply wide screen patches.
Maybe that's probably the fucking thing that I needed to do.
That didn't save either.
I had all these options configured chat
and then all of them just went away.
I don't really know why that happened, sorry about that, Johnny can cut.
if he wants to.
Probably have game settings,
overriding global settings.
If you play the sequels of native widescreen built-ins,
you'll have to worry about that if it happens.
Still wide.
Patch on, but keep native res.
Oh my God.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Uh, remove on-screen messages. Where's that?
Check the game manual that came with your original copy of Ratchet and Clank.
It still looks wide!
You need to launch the game with custom game config, right-click game custom config, set
your settings, apply save, right-click launch with custom config.
That complicated?
Oh man, I'm sorry, chat.
Again, I really don't want to be wasting all of our time here.
Properties, interface.
Now I don't see a widescreen.
Who is always stretched go in the game first.
Okay
You had it last time once you made it past the intro
Original 4-3 is fine. I know I know it is in fact I had every intent
And attention, I'm playing this today in 4-3.
It was just during the BRB I applied the patches.
Those stars look wide to you.
Still looks wide.
What the fuck?
Can we go wider?
I think I want to go wider, chat, turn off widescreen and game option is probably stretching
it.
Okay.
I'm going to try one more thing.
We'll try one more thing, native, full.
That's the option, right?
Native, full, we're doing.
Then the global settings, apply wide screen patches native full correct.
And then, let's see where is default boot, fast boot, I don't understand.
My name is Walter Hardball White, I live at 308, you are at Royal Lane, Albuquerque,
New Mexico in seven months. This is my profession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably
dead, murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. My name is John Michael Morbius,
and I am a vampire. But I don't suck blood. I suck...
They just suck.
Hey look, we're not doing widescreen today.
Sorry chat, I mean maybe there's a way to get this to work, I can mess around with it another time.
But...
Yeah.
Yeah, this just wasn't happening.
Um, I did follow the instructions.
You know what?
Come to think of it, this circle looks kind of wide in general.
There, there's a pervasive wideness.
it's fine though
okay what was I doing here there's still more I haven't done I don't know if I'm
done here though
right now I might need go back puzzle door
oh yeah
I haven't done this puzzle before.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Well, these got hard real quick.
You're going to be so stuck on these later.
No, no, no, no, watch this, watch this.
us we have to we get it we get it nice and wide brute force that's what's all
about right there. Oh, Clank is out on his own. The original Duncan egg. He can
actually do like a little punch.
Pretty powerful punch.
For a little guy.
Hello, I'd like to captain the ship.
The game is kinda quiet.
I've been struggling with volume lately.
Aside from widescreen, I've also been struggling with volume.
I will increase the game volume by like 6%.
You won't even notice it.
The only real way to stream is to shout over your games because they're so fucking loud
that they pierce your audience's ears.
Those corruptions all day yesterday, apparently.
That's pretty stretched now.
Does this sound wide to you?
Oh my god, what have I done?
Oh.
Oh god.
Oh god, we go back to the start?
Oh my god!
Where is this thing getting gravity from?
Whoa, don't ask good questions.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Oh, he's just got an emote wheel.
Did this invent the emote wheel?
So thinking about this game a little bit since I last played it.
It really does feel like this first one at least.
the natural evolution of Spyro.
It's like,
okay, yeah, you could have done another Spyro, but doing another series.
I know that the next games become more shootier,
but this one being more of a platformer, the Spyro DNA is all over this
this game. And like the level sizes,
the way the challenges are laid out, but then you have
Just so many more gameplay options, otherwise it's really similar to Spyro.
Which I didn't expect, honestly. I didn't know what to expect, but it wasn't this.
That guy seems a little dangerous for a little fellow like me to kill.
You have just activated a Gajibar.
To command the Gajibar, hold down the triangle button and select wait, follow, attack, or
enter.
Oh.
Oh, it's Pikmin now!
I thought that was an emote wheel.
It turns out it's a completely different thing.
Oh my god, what have I got?
Partably we may not see another Ratchet and Clank game for many years.
Yeah, no, we need hyper realistic HBO movies and TV shows as games.
That's a little unfair considering the next game is a Wolverine game.
But yes, you have two choices.
Your choice is, your game must be a movie, or it must be a comic book.
There, that's it.
I refuse to take any questions.
Also, I'm getting Millennium Falcon vibes from from this corridors
We had Astro Bot, I know I'm just being an asshole
Apparently there's a big cliffhanger for Ratchet and Clank and it's been 20 years and it hasn't been resolved.
That's Sly Cooper.
That's Half-Life.
Hey, cool! It's a... uh... what is it?
A hydro displacer.
Great! I always wanted one of those, I guess.
Did you know you can place...
A hydro-wussets?
A
water gun.
Gadgets you don't need to put on the quick select because they are rarely used.
It's a puzzle gadget. Yeah.
There are none in this zone. Okay. Am I done here you think, chat?
Might need just a little bit of guidance.
Go towards the other side and look right.
This one?
This shuttle has an autopilot which will take you to a decommissioned large warship.
Our scanners indicate that there may be useful technology on board.
Oh!
Cool.
of
of
the
I tried, but I feel like more things are reversed these days.
It just, I kept struggling with it.
I don't really know why.
to
the backflip and side flip it'll make combat way easier
Okay.
Does the camera get better in Ratchet 2?
Ratchet 2 gets a lock on.
I now have to get used to my reverse camera, which is normal camera for most games I think.
I don't know what I normally play as, but when I started playing this game the other day and also today
I'm like why why is the camera doing opposite?
Oh, man.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Bomb Glove just seems good in general, like it's the first weapon you get and it's just
really good.
and the glove of doom.
That's such an invader-zim.
Like...
Uh...
It's very of its time.
Yeah, I think I2 thing holds up spork.
Even though it's a perfectly fine name for a glove in a game like this. It's perfect.
It's so s- it's just...
You know, fucking irony poisoned.
My brain has been rotted by my own nonsense humor and that around me.
and just penguin some doom
Gotta go for the best.
So be it, I'll take care of myself as well shortly.
So you should leave.
Now.
We've just learned that Captain Cork will be presenting the grand prize at the Intergalactic
Hoverbinder Championship, which will be held here over the next few days.
In related news, this planet has recently been suffering from an infestation of strange
amoeboyed creatures.
The city's administration has assured this reporter that every step has been taken to eradicate these nuisances.
Darla Gratch, Channel 2 News.
Did you see that?
Yes, I hope that poor woman is alright.
She's fine, I think. I was talking about the hoverboard races.
Speaking of Invader Zim chat, did you know I have a cameo in an Invader Zim comic from
like nine years ago or so?
Some of you know this.
I've talked about it before.
Prove it.
I can't right now.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I can prove it now, chat member just posted issue number issue number 36 of invaders
is in comic. I have no lines of dialogue. I do nothing except exist in one frame. How
How are you so sure that's you because the person who drew it watches my streams and
they pulled me and sent me one.
Please think I'm cool.
Does ratchet look a little narrow?
Yeah.
Oh, this is really damn.
is good looking. I did up the resolution a bit and got the HD Texture Pack, which isn't...
I don't think it's HD so much as it's just like a little sharper. But it looks nice.
Now I got some great bargains for you today.
That's a real beauty.
There's no easy way to just top off your ammo, right?
Added in later games, yeah, I figured.
new weapon I know I can't afford it
thought that was going to be a lot more difficult
sorry I'm still struggling with the fucking controls
It is a waste of bolts. Yeah, I've heard that some weapons are a waste of bolt.
Oh wait, I forgot about long jump.
It's like a Tim Burton job of the hut.
Why did we as a society just accept the job of the hut?
Like we were just okay with that.
People said I did not.
Alright, well he's slimy, his tongue is wet, and he's a big slug man.
And we're just like, oh this is fine George Lucas, yeah feed me daddy.
Kidding me?
Right then in there we should have told George Lucas, that's it we're taking the
camera away from you.
no we didn't we just let him keep doing it
don't worry chat
in the mandalorian and the grogu movie
there's gonna be
more job of the huts
there's gonna be itchy the hut
there's gonna be lumpy the hut
Scratchy the Hut.
Didn't Matt Berry do the voice of a Jabba?
Of a Hut?
No one said feed me, Daddy.
In relation to Jug of the Hut.
You sure about that?
Can you prove that no human has ever said that about
Jabba the Hut?
Because there's a lot of humans out there.
A lot of people have seen Return of the Jedi.
I'm not so sure.
Slave trade aspect of Job of the Hood?
Ehhhh! No!
Oh, these cannot be sucked, oh shit.
of
the
the
U.
and
that was just ass
For a minute I was like trying to remember like why did I even bring up Jabba the Hutt?
I don't remember why I did that, and then I saw that character again. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's why.
Just touch the red crates and then walk away.
Just gonna let the minions do the work here.
Suck cannon is good for yawing bolts.
I bet it is, man!
I bet it is!
I'll take sentences that sound disgusting, but are actually very normal.
For one thousand, please.
of
I don't know.
I'll hold this into Joey in chat.
Because Joey knows the game pretty well.
Nick, what do you think?
My other resident ratchet and clank expert.
Not Joel.
God, his name is Joel.
I would just call him Joel.
I didn't consider how many Knicks there would be in chat.
by Mind Gloves saved for later weapons. Confirmed.
Oh, that's what that means.
I'm sorry, how much?
150,000 volts.
It takes about two full playthroughs to afford that.
That's the end game gun.
There's an infinite... infinite bolt glitch.
You can't do it until much later.
Every game is a different Rhino, and every time it gets more ridiculous.
Can I use it on Omega Weapon or Ruby Weapon? Emerald?
I found the most optimal way to play Ratchet and Clank.
It's a good trick.
I'm serious. Who is voicing another job of the hut in Mandalorian Grogu? It was someone
Who is like I don't even know what I'm doing
Jeremy Allen white. Yes, that's him. He said something we had like some weird quote. He was like, I don't even know what I'm doing here
Like I don't think they gave him a script. I think they were just like I don't burp
They just told him to burp into a microphone
Do you think huts can be chefs?
Left of ladder?
What this?
Or did I miss something?
Wasn't Sting in the Mandalorian as a cameo?
Sting?
I don't think Sting was in the Mandalorian.
I was going to say that would be pretty out of place, but he was in Dune.
He 100% was he was an alien makeup.
He was Grogu and I like Baby Yoda better.
They didn't like that, did they?
When we called him Baby Yoda.
We still do call him Baby Yoda.
Who's we?
I'm sure people do.
I called him Babgod.
I enjoyed that as a fun name.
Not Babgod.
Babgod.
I cannot call him Glupshiddo.
It's amazing how, like, one tweet can, like, really just change at people's lives.
Even in a small way.
But just something so stupidly perfect that it ends up becoming, like, a-like a mind-virus.
What was the other one?
There-there's another good one.
Oh, Flimsy Steve!
Flimsy Steve's another one.
Great was that a missable one?
You can get it you should advance a bit.
I'm just checking something.
Okay.
chat member here. It wasn't Sting or Mandalorian. It was Flea in Obi-Wan Kenobi. I mean, hey,
it happens. I get it.
Oh my god.
I mean, you have to be really cool to have a one word name if you're a rock star.
Fling, Steve, Boner, Edge.
Right?
Boner and Edge are in U2, and they really do work very well together as names and musicians.
Come on.
Seinfeld? That is a Rockstar name, absolutely.
That's not their names. I'm pretty sure it is.
Do you know how to do the Robertson's Easter Egg or do you need instructions?
Uh, Robertson's Easter Egg?
What?
Uh, yeah, instructions please.
The forbidden NPC of this game?
Welcome to the Hevercon Intergalactic Hoverboard Competition.
Captain Quark's giving away a brand new Platinum Zoomerator to the winner of this competition.
A Platinum Zoomerator?
Perhaps that will be the proof of your accomplishments that Skid's agent requires.
Wait, do you guys mean Skid McMarks?
Yeah, Skid couldn't make it.
So we're here to, you know, fill in for us.
Guess we'll see about that.
Wait. Uh, wait a minute. I'm noticing something different. Is this real? Was this a glitch?
No, the- no.
Hehehehe, what the fuck?
Even the devs don't know why this is in here?
Apparently, this was snuck in by some random developer.
How big can they get?
I think that's the biggest. Yeah, it looks like it might have stopped.
Hang on, Chad. I have something to do with that.
One second.
So that's just in this game, that's been in there and I never knew about that, wow.
I mean not that I've ever played it, but I've waited for you to see this Easter egg for
for a decade man. Did it like pay off? I don't know how else to say that. Is there something
I need to press, or is this, do I just let it hover?
New tricks.
I... yeah...
Do you go faster with tricks or?
Sonic!
Oh, you just kinda start the race immediately, no fanfare, huh?
birthday
caveman race yeah I didn't hate it growing up but when I revisited the
game I'm like oh no
Oh, that's bad.
I just barely touched the corner, too.
Because I have to be first place right?
Uh-huh. I was so close, I was doing great.
One error and it's over. It's really that precise of a race.
How come they can hit the TNT and not get stopped and fucking lose the race?
of
the
I
You suck
Yeah, this is, this is asking a lot of children.
Is that the game?
I mean, this is not a game strictly, it's all ages for fun and games, and you can play it from 1 to 99.
Oh, we did just watch some things inflate.
I'm gonna shit my pants. I'm just gonna shit my pants right now.
This wants me to hate... RATCHET!
This is about as bullshit as the Goron racing game in Majora.
I don't remember having as many issues with that, but maybe I did. I don't know. I probably did.
What is the best and worst racing mini-games in a game that is not primarily racing, a.k.a.
Ratchet and Clank or Ah-Cock, Chocobo Racing, Spyro, I would need, I don't know, I mean...
I'm thinking about Final Fantasy 7 snowboarding, which was fun, I actually like that.
This early count is racing.
The Majora's Mask race, the dog race where the dog never wins.
It does though.
It does.
Once every, I think, lifetime of humanity, like the entirety of human existence, I think
I think I'm wet.
Oh my god
Ho!
And I hit one, too!
Oh my god.
I hit one too!
channel for tonight's episode of dog fight over death canyon starring host early thank you and
have a cool testing day i like this guy we should be a tearable man movie of him the tearable man
that was not a very beginner friendly race
You can get the prize from Skid's agent now?
Wait, who's that?
Who's the agent?
The green guy.
Oh, I remember him.
Yeah.
Let me just remember where he was.
It helps to jog my memory if I jump back and forth like this.
Alright, I totally remember.
Okay, I remember now.
I remember where he is on a planet.
One of two planets.
I've narrowed it down chat.
How do I get in there?
to
go back to the start
I
of
the
fifth
of the
fifth
of
the
fifth
of
the
What's my favorite console from the PS2 GameCube Xbox era?
Slingshot targets.
Oh, I forgot about those.
I didn't have an Xbox, so that's out.
Oh my God.
It's a bit of a tough fall, but I think GameCube was the one that I ended up really playing
the most.
Not just because of the Nintendo games, but also because I had time splitters on that burnout.
I had most of the multi-platform games on the GameCube, but I had PS2 and GameCube,
and I liked both almost equally.
But when I look back at my favorite games ever, maybe there's a couple more on GameCube.
Throw never experienced blinks.
I remember...
I did experience Blinks. I experienced console wars from the perspective of Blinks fans.
There's dozens of them, I swear.
The Mario Killer.
I get it. I get it. It's the Mario Killer.
When you... Listen, when you say that your game is a Mario Killer, you got to deliver.
I'm sure it was fine, but I didn't have an Xbox and it wasn't exactly like,
oh god, I gotta go get the blinks. It was just like, oh cool, Halo looks neat.
But PS2 just had, like, this massive, huge fucking library with tons of variety.
A lot of trash too, but much like any console that does exceedingly well, like the Wii or the DS,
you're gonna get some horrible shovelware.
But for every GTA, there's also like M&M's kart racing or...
Oh god, there's so many terrible games.
I'm wondering about GameCube shovelware specifically.
I'm pretty sure I've done GameCube shovelware on the stream at some point, like a Sunday
stream.
No?
If I haven't, I should.
Listen, there's got to be some way to determine that I, in fact, have played shovelware and trash on the GameCube.
I'm almost positive of it. It has to happen.
You just have Vinesauce, bad GameCube games. There's got to be something.
Raise the water.
Well, I have to raise it from here though, no?
Yeah, the GameCube just had less of a library than the PS2.
Check, GameCube library somewhere in the 4 to 500 game range.
That sound right? Compared to the 2000 for PS2?
More like 600?
Yeah, just by law of averages if I'm using that term correctly, GameCube has less shovel
wear just because there's less games.
But the Wii made up for that, and then some.
overall I liked my PS1 more. Like, PS2 was all well and good, but let's just put it this way.
I didn't play a lot of the classics on it like this. Final Fantasy X, I didn't play for years,
and then I ended up liking it, but not loving it when I did.
Yeah, the game, the system just didn't have a great start, and it, Majora's Mask came out
the same day, so I just was content with that. And then, um, oh, this is timed. Oh, time to
be a drowning. Oh my god. Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2 Rogue Leader was a really great
launch title for the GameCube. Luigi's Mansion, I only borrowed a friend's coffee. And Smash
was the game I was most looking forward to for that early period. But I finally got a
PS2 for GTA3 and Metal Gear Solid 2. I think it was Metal Gear Solid 2 and then later GTA3.
Speaking of, I've managed to avoid drowning! This is exactly Metal Gear Solid 2.
and
the man that money and just jump up and not
whatever this is
Wow, okay.
I think I jumped into the water at the exact moment.
It was... I don't know.
It...
Uh, okay.
I'm not going to lie that bug likely saved you many potential failures.
Hey, hey, hey!
Breast conference is over!
Captain Quark the London will report his bugging him in his trailer!
Oh, you see, my friend and I need to speak to the captain about a matter of galactic
security.
You mean you and your walking camera? You paparazzi make me sick! Now beat it!
But sir, I'm sure the captain caught up on a deposit once week.
Now, now save it. I know how it works. You convince me to let you in.
You snap a picture of the captain and his underpants,
then you sell a picture to the info tabloid for a million volts!
You've got it all wrong!
Meanwhile, I'm stuck here making six bolts an hour,
and I have to listen to a lecture from that cheap skate quark.
So you don't get it unless I get a kickback in advance.
What do you think this guy's skin tastes like if you were to like fry it up with like a little bit of garlic?
Like a pickle maybe?
He looks like Zucchini.
Snot.
Yeah.
Vinnie, those are inside thoughts.
Okay.
You see how it works.
You grease the hinges, the door opens.
Captain Clark.
What's that?
It's Ratchet and Clank, Captain.
You know, from the home.
Oh, yes, yes, I know who you are.
You do?
Yes, and thank the galaxy you found me.
Huh?
The awful plot being hatched to destroy our planet.
That's it.
He knows.
Great.
Does that mean we can go hoverboarding now?
My friends, we're all in great danger.
And I believe that together, we can put a stop to this madness.
Together?
You mean you want our help?
Look, Ratchet, I've been keeping an eye on you.
This guy's got three fingers.
With such raw talent.
You are a true hero in the making.
Really?
You mean... I could be famous?
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, here, take this.
What makes one man toil in obscurity
while another becomes a hero?
Is it strength, compassion, determination,
or just pure blind luck?
Wise men through the ages have struggled
with that very question,
but Captain Quark knows the secret.
That's why he's been able to defeat more despots,
rescue more densels in distress,
and save more civilizations
than any other hero in the galaxy.
Now is your opportunity to see if you've got the stuff
heroes are made of.
This info bot contains coordinates to Quark's secret base.
Can you quickly conquer Quark's killer candidate
of confounded concoction?
Can you quickly quark-
Can you quarkly-
Oh, just make your way through the defenses
to the center of the place.
Move yourself, learn the secret,
and earn your place in galactic history.
Consult your doctor before attending
any strenuous exercise.
Not responsible for death or dismemberment,
Your results may vary.
Good line read.
Meet me at... meet me at my headquarters.
Hey, Captain Ratchet, what do you think?
We won't fail you, sir. We promise.
Go back to Oridia.
That's in Super Metroid.
Wait, are they still huge? Wow! Whoa!
I can't even imagine like, okay, knowing about this is one thing.
Alright, having your chat room tell you about it, that's already like kind of crazy that
that exists.
discovering that on your own in 2002.
Some people just like jumping around a lot. Yeah it's just for fun. It's a fun
movement. Go back to Skid's agent.
Is that Aridia?
Oh, yeah, Spring Prize, yeah.
There's a speedrun for a wretch and clank called Boobs% and your objective is to max
out her titties as fast as possible.
We're such simple creatures.
We are.
And creatures we are.
No doubt about it.
evolved yeah yeah since 2002 we've only gotten smarter
there's a shortcut right
Fantastic! You got it! Great work, kid.
So, are you gonna represent me?
You bet, kid. And as a signing bonus, I've got... this.
Cool helmet!
This is a sonic summoner. It is used to attract sand mice.
Right, and it's all yours!
Well, I'm off to finalize the paperwork. I'll have my people called your people.
Do you have people?
The sonic summoner allows you to interact with the mysterious and intelligent
sand mice species. Despite their innocent appearance,
sand mice are very effective and aggressive hunters.
Simply equip the sonic summoner when you are near a sand mouse house
My mouse will emerge to greet you. If the mouse like you it may offer a high calibr tactical assistance
It's, uh, it's a helmet.
Is there any reason to unequip these things?
I guess to equip a different thing.
It looks dumb.
Yeah, it kind of does look kind of dumb, doesn't it?
All right, well I got that.
I'm not sure there's anything to do with it here.
They hide one at every level, but I rarely use them.
to
Survive Quark's gauntlet.
This level is hard. Oh no, dude, I got this. Now that I know how to turn the camera,
I'm gonna be unstoppable
All right, Clank. Let's get going.
Looks fun.
I got some great-
Yeah, still wants me to have the mind glove.
I'm not- I'm not gonna do it, Chah. I'm not doing it.
I don't want it. I've already had my top loot tenants. Tell me not to do it.
AKA people that played Bratchet and Clank more than once.
Chat, why is it sometimes pronounced left tenant?
the
three
three
three
three
three
Because Brits said it wrong and instead of correcting themselves they doubled down on saying it wrong
Did you know
That on Star Trek the next generation
They had a rule that whoever said the word first
Was the official pronunciation of the word so like these weird sci-fi words
they would just like Planet Riza. I don't know, a Ferengi. Well that one's a
pretty easy one I guess but...
So whoever like read the script first, whoever whoever's character said it
first, they would just go with that pronunciation and Patrick Stewart said
data instead of data for commander data and it's stuck and I think Brent Spiner
was like is it data or data and they were just like I don't know Patrick said
data sounds pretty good there's it's something like that it was like a very
similar story to that and there's a chance that one of the reasons a lot of
people say data instead of data because in the 80s and there you know and
and earlier it was more data and now it's probably more data
and it might be because of Patrick Stewart just saying data
I don't see Patrick Stewart
pronouncing it any other way
well it's also like Patrick Stewart saying party
party
party
I was watching a red letter media thing about season one, and I rewatched that.
It's like a word he should never say is Pocky.
They had 34 rules on set actually for more info.
Look up Star Trek Rule 34.
No, don't do that because then you get like ships between Kirk and Spock.
And at Scott, they call it, you don't want to see Scott.
Trust me on this one.
health.
Oh, no, that got me!
We told you to lock in, but you wanted to talk Star Trek smut.
I didn't want to.
I felt like it was my duty, my duty.
I had to at least just, I don't know, give you some data on the topic.
I had no health anyway, that run was fucked.
If any of this planet takes me like five hours to beat.
Wait, are you serious?
Wait, what?
The difficulty spike is just really bad here.
of
Hi there, Flashball.
Reciter does great with tap firing.
Yo, is that a pterodactyl?
Why are there pterodactyls on this level?
Oh, okay.
I got a little too close.
of
I'd keep ending up with this amount of health here.
I feel like I missed a health over back that way.
Did I?
No.
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
three
three
three
Okay, I think, yes, this way.
Oh boy, oh boy.
of
What are they?
I'm not sure if this was an optional thing.
Gold bolt.
Oh, and health too.
Someone congratulated me for turning around.
I always knew I could do it, chatmember.
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely.
I have to see where these spots are.
of
all you destroy these
of
the
Oh, come on! Oh, no! The checkpoint! Oh, god, where's the checkpoint?
I don't quite know where the last one is.
Did that work?
of
the
of
the
No
All right
I'm jumpy today chat I don't know why
I mean it I get I get it but putting these on the weapon hot bar
Really guys?
You can take off... no, no, no, but like, you know, you just press a button normally.
Most of them are contextual. Oh, they are? They fix that later.
No, I know, I know, and it was 2002. I know. In the year before it was so
2011. 2001.
That's right. The year before 2002 was 2011.
You have multiple weapon wheels on your triggers.
What?
Not in this game.
Once in a while chat, like this happens.
Once in a while I chat members, like Vinny you can do this.
And then you, I can't do it.
Good.
Oh no, those are shells.
Could you imagine like fish dropping a coil?
like I was trying to like figure out like what is that stuff yeah it's a shelf but have
you ever owned a goldfish no I've never owned fish period you fish drop coils
for some reason it just doesn't like I've seen aquariums
I think obviously I've been to Aquariums, but the concept of fish pooping is really like
weird.
I don't know why.
Like when I see it, I'm like, it just dissipates.
You know what I mean?
it turns into like random like a like a cloud of poop and then they swim away.
Look over the railing ledge near second to last pool for something optional.
this way?
Sure. I love when chat members don't lie.
Do you have a favor in this series?
This is the first time I'm playing this series.
So so far it's this one.
Least favorite.
Hmm.
it would have to be this one.
This one, Wretched and Stank.
Uh, here too.
I guess you need to get that for here.
um chat it is getting kind of late if anyone knows how much um oh god short how
much more of this area is there
of
check point of the head
check map of the tickets almost done
Why didn't Gordon Freeman do this?
Is he stupid?
Actually it sometimes I wonder about Gordon, I do.
scientist man and they have him pushing rocks and no that's not code for selling
crack that would just be the plot to breaking bad
pushing rocks in the desert I didn't realize how much breaking bad and half
life had in common
does that look like Gordon I mean there's a goatee they have a goatee in
common Cody both in New Mexico oh yeah Albuquerque yeah what's the weather like
in New Mexico right now in February.
Dark and cold probably?
Yeah, the night time desert must be really fucking cold, but I'm wondering like...
How cold.
Sunny and mid-sixties for the highs, lowes around freezing.
Okay, I'm just checking, all right, cool, cool.
I can relate.
Chabon trick why thank you Clank you've been most helpful
Wow
What do you mean what do you think he means genius? He's not gonna help us. He's gonna kill us you catch on quick
Although there is one problem with your hypothesis, I'm not going to kill you.
You're not?
No. He is.
No literal orc.
Why? But why?
It's really not that difficult to decipher. I'm the official spokesman for Drexnew Planet.
I can't hand you two getting in the way of my comeback.
This isn't over, Quark!
No. Great. But it will be soon.
Man, Clark is an asshole.
I looked up to that guy my whole life!
Okay
of
oh god
God!
Don't jump in the water!
Ohhhhh!
And then the lava.
The spicy water, you know what I mean?
It's a little spicy.
of
The camera automatically locked on.
So, I can't see where I'm going exactly, but we're here, so it's okay.
Blaster ammo would be pretty great right about now. There we go. Wow.
No, you dick.
all ammo gone
This way my friend. This way my friend!
that
chat what's happening
I think he's stuck.
Aw man!
Aw man!
I can't believe this.
I've never seen him get stuck before.
Your passive is real.
I've played this hundreds of times.
I've never seen this.
I
Why do I have to find these stupid glitches first?
Well, I don't want to find this this kind of glitch. I want to find the funny ones. I want to laugh at Mario doing the purple
What was it?
close.
It's not so bad once you get the pattern down, but
it's just a little tedious.
Are you joking?
I was gonna say, Jesus!
Do the boss fights in this series ever get better?
Because I'm seeing chat being like none of these games have good fights.
I'm like really none?
Much better, yes and no?
Okay, not overly encouraging but sure.
gets better.
There's health over here.
Alright.
I
Fun that one was my fault that one was my fault. I don't know why I just
dog can you do this next stream yeah I could
I'm just trying to jump over to where the health was before and I think the
The fucking platforms sunk.
You got hit by flame.
No, I know, I know, but also...
It was sinking.
Don't shit your pants.
Come on.
I'm not close enough.
Yeah, face tank all of the attacks and eat shit while you're at it.
That full ammo is going to suck this ammo right away from me.
No, he won't have a chance.
He won't have a chance.
Am I okay?
No!
No!
Where are you going?
where are you going?
where are you going man?
this is it.
it he's looking for the soft lock spot I just did some yeah just some wretched
luck tonight with both games I played I mean yeah I know a lot of it's my fault
but luck there is to his luck as well please just do this tomorrow in the
hour of the eve of our victory you overestimate their chances oh no
Here's how I could still lose.
That was a bit of an anti-climactic thing.
That's one way.
Alright chat, now you have permission to shit yourself.
I wonder what that insult bot is for?
Maybe it can replace you.
We're pinned down!
We're pinned down!
Get to hammering our position from the air!
That was a little too close!
We need support!
NOW!
Actually, I made support.
My entire battalion with AWOL have left me to fight this war on my own.
If the enemy doesn't kill those guys, I will!
I'm not gonna last much longer!
Request an immediate assistance!
Over and out!
Those adrex ships destroying that planet, we must help that commando.
Are you serious? That's it! I am out of here!
That's a propaganda commando!
I'm gonna be sorry you messed with me!
This is not about Captain Quark anymore. There are innocent lives being lost.
Yeah? Well, I'm done with this stupid hero stuff. I got my own agenda now.
Ratchet, this is not like you.
What do you know about me? You spent this whole time looking for Quark.
You don't know anything about me.
I know that you will do the right thing.
Well, right now the thing I want to do is find Quark.
How do you start this stupid thing have you forgotten you need a robotic ignition system
I will start the ship if you agree to help that commando
So blackmail is it fine? Just shut up and start the ship
Max oh so fast buds. Oh, you're talking to me. I'm not in the habit of talking to myself you buffoon
Did you get rid of them? Yes
No
Well, I have this plan and I thought you thought you thought I do the thinking around here
You slug brain idiot. I simply needed you to eliminate those two nuisances before they could cause any real trouble
But I wanted him do you still want to be the highly paid spokesman from my planet?
Yeah, then the next time I send you to do a job
I want three shots now get out of my sight
All righty
Well we did it chat I made I made some progress fought a boss it was okay enough boss I guess
Sorry about the widescreen stuff
Maybe I'll try to figure it out another time
Uh, tomorrow chat I will be live at the same time.
I would.
Oh my god.
There's some big drama.
I can now legally put big drama in the title on Twitch.
OK.
Well, there we go.
Ratchet and Clank's situation is wretched.
All right.
Thank you, chat, for watching.
Have a good night.
That Zelda thing was good, even if there are some things
that I wish were a little bit less frustrating.
But it was still real good.
And I would like to play it again.
Going to continue my play through Ratchet and Clank,
because it's good.
And I think tomorrow, maybe some variety?
I'm not sure.
I have a couple of things I wanted to check out.
so
stop by around the same time maybe i'll play that weirdo zombie game
okay good bye chat
Then why is my surf nominated for surf of the year?
Tomford is nominated for surf of the year?
Well I suppose Gordon has some competition then.
And may the better surf win!