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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a brand new week
of content. My last week of content was bugged and voodoo, I mean, all. It was really good.
I'm just gonna say, and I hope this one is good too. I've been bringing bangers. And
let me say something. Let me fucking say something. If I ever, no, let me rephrase, I could have
never, ever, ever predicted that I would be the size streamer that had 2,000 people in here
before my fucking intro ended. What in the world, dude? What in the hell? That is a new high
watermark that is crazy. Thank you, the intro is long. Okay, dude, what? If it
four years subscriber, take it a piss on me. Did I? I can't even, I can't even enjoy nothing.
you right now you right now you right first time you were here tuning in from the bread and
pod what is that intro oh there's a lot there's a lot there there's a lot
Not air speed is alive.
Thank you for the time. Okay, this is actually crazy.
Wait, can we pause for a second?
How many of you are here from the latest fear and episode?
with BLM, ones in chat right now.
No, God damn it.
Five years subscribers stop.
Fucking say, I know you're not.
If you've been here for five years.
Dude, that's actually so cool.
Okay, so for those of you that are here from the
here from the bread and the Mulligan episode. I thought to get Brennan on the
pod for so long. I've been such a tremendous fan of his work and as of
him as a person and dude, he absolutely was so amazing on the pod. I can
reveal all these things now because the episode is out. He was just such a
to like to have on the episode and we had so much fun. And I do in the Patreon, I put it out there.
I was like, Brennan, if for some reason, there is some kind of apocalyptic accident where all the
improv comedians that you typically work with, unfortunately die at the same time.
I am ready to go.
I will ride that pine.
I will be on the bench ready for you.
And he seemed not immediately dismissive of it.
So I would absolutely, oh my god, I would relish the chance to go on dropouts
or any of his D&D events.
So hopefully that'd be amazing.
Someone said fear and Dungeons and Dragons, I don't know, man.
Can I be so for real, Austin Show, Hassan Piker, and Kiesingerla are such fantastic talents.
They're amazing people who I relish my relationship with them.
They would all suck so hard at Dungeons and Dragons
that I think, Brennan and I would blow our brains out
during that game.
I think I would blow my brains out.
Like, can you imagine, okay, this is what it's the equivalent of.
This is what it's the equivalent of.
It would be like playing pickup basketball.
If I was like a college basketball player
with like LeBron James, right?
And then the other three people on the court
are all learning disabled people who grab the ball and go,
mine, mine, whenever they get the ball
and just run away.
You know what I mean?
And I would be like,
could we just play with Lebron James, man?
Could we just play with Lebron James?
But that's, that is no indictment of them
as people or creators, they are just not D&D folks.
They're not real nerds if I'm going to be honest.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I was there when the old magic was written.
I am an elder nerd.
I'm a sear-peaching wake, miracle, plant rotation.
Sear-peaching wake and myself in a D&D game would be,
oh, incredible.
Dream-blot rotation.
Maybe throw a myth in there.
Ooh, that's nice.
Maybe throw a burn in there, oh, maybe throw a squeaks in there.
That would be crazy.
That's my dream stream rotation.
Oh my gosh, thank you for the treasure train.
Holy smokes, guys.
So I'm talking about, give me out there, baby.
Give me out there.
Dude, I just, I would love to play D&D with him and just be a shirtless parbarion the entire time.
Just fucking method of our barbarion.
He hasn't even cooked meat in 30 months.
Looking brawl, good. The growth recently has been has been silly. I've been I've been basically going to the diamond gym in my mind
Every time I go to the gym. I don't work out so failure anymore. I wake out till I either cry or or vomit
Anyway, guys, I'm so, I'm so grateful that we had such an incredible talent on the
pod and I'm so pleased you guys enjoyed the episode.
It's our number one performing episode in like the last year in terms of its viewership
been under 24 hours. So I am so, so thrilled because I am such a firm believer in the
pod. And I'm so gracious for the fear and heads that have been with us for years and years
now. And I think when you get too much on your plate, it's easy to get complacent. And I
never want to be complacent about fear and I am always working my hot little nuggets off
to try and improve the pod in whatever little way that I can and so I'm just I'm really pumped.
I'm really pumped that you guys enjoyed it. No more phones on the pod. You will notice that since I
got back from break, there has not been one phone pulled out during an episode. I saw the comments.
I saw the guys I saw the car. I'm the only one of the cast that watches every episode after we filmed them
Me and Marsh are the only ones that watch the episodes and I saw the comments on that one and I was like oh boy, okay
All right
Put the Kabaosh on this
To be fair to be fair
we limped into the break. To be fair, the four of us have as creators limped into winter break.
We were all so fucking tired. I'm myself. I can tell you. My last few streams before the winter break.
I could feel myself just like in that voice in my head is being like, you should just walk away from your right and become a Buddhist move.
move to Thailand to keep boxing like I like there are these crazy impulses and none of them were streaming
you know I mean move to Florida and market 50 on your Instagram I was like what the fuck is
how did that even get in there I didn't even know I had that voice um dropship envelopes on Amazon
and the tire to Arizona.
I was like, what?
Who's that guy?
Anyway, yeah, I was just so tired.
It was such a tincture.
I also, I'll listen, I'll be fully transparent.
I just felt like a horrible son.
I felt like a horrible family member
going into the break
because my dad is so old, bless him.
And I need to be around there for him more.
And I need to be around for my family.
I mentioned this, I'm always on my phone,
are you just blind?
Austin is never on his phone.
I want to say that with peace and love,
Austin is not the problem, the phone problem.
Austin is not part of the phone coalition.
Austin's fabulous, can I say something?
Can I say something?
If I'm a glue guy on pure end,
Austin's the funny guy.
I'll be for real.
Austin is the funniest part of Firaim.
Week over week over week over week.
Austin is the, and I'll be honest,
I'm not used to that, right?
I think I'm so used to being like the,
the, the, the color comedy,
but I kind of have to step up as like the dad on Firaim.
So Austin has stepped up and he's funny every fucking weekman.
Every time I rewatch episodes,
Austin always brings the other thing that's amazing about Austin that you guys don't
give enough credit to him for and I think it's homophobia, I'm going to say it, I'm going
to say it, you can just call him the F slur and just take your masks off, but he makes
his life funny and instead of just laughing at his pick and dillows, everyone's like
Austin. Here you did, you problem. And it's like maybe he's just hamming it up to make
you guys laugh. Give him the benefit of the doubt God damn it. He's been a delight to be around
for the last seven years. I'm tired of you bullying my gay little brother. Only I get to bully my
gay little brother. Oh my, I get to call on the F-slayer. Not you.
Well, I don't know about that last part. No, I'm for real. I, I, I, every time I watch
fear and it's, it's crazy because streaming was such an active pursuit in my life, right?
Streaming was such a thing that I focused on. And then the fear out and pod was kind of something
that we did as like a passion project, but in my career now, I am equal parts, a streamer,
and a podcaster in terms of like what is consumed of mine. And so I am so grateful for my co-hosts,
because they have elevated me in such an unbelievable way. And I'm very protective of them in my
old age. I'm very protective of my co-hosts. Like when I read mean comments about myself, I'm
like, wow, that's true. I am a little bit of a dance. Yeah, I am pretty loud. You know what? I mean,
I take that to heart and I'm like, I got to make that better. And then I read something about,
like, it's like, Austin shows such a deep and I'm like, shut your horn mouth. Don't you fucking talk
about him? I don't know. I'm so I'm super protective over the other members of the pod and, and so
not protective of myself. Anyway, yeah, if you haven't watched a new episode of
your end, a lot of saying it's the will as made me fire past. By the way, ladies and
gentlemen, thank you so much. We have a special stream coming up this next week
because Christian is staying at Uncle Will's house.
He's getting dropped off with his double bags for summer camp.
And he's staying with me for like what? Two, three days?
It's about to get real.
Will Naff's Twink Day Care.
I think I want to do some IRLs with them, I think it's going to be really fun.
I think we should go get our nails done, we should do a workout, you know what I mean?
I think that'd be Christian and I are like the odd couple.
It's very fun, polar opposites, a like and spirit, Donna.
We could do another Donna episode for you guys, that Donna episode was fantastic.
How about your busses waxed? Oh my god, I don't know if they have enough wax.
They're gonna have to use liquid cement on my ass.
They do trust.
Yeah, they're gonna bring out that big girl wax when they see my ass.
They're going to bring out that liquid cement. They're going to bring out that 55 gallon
drum of concrete. I did not, I did not see the golden gloves. I was, I did a stream
with wake and rage that was wild. That was so wild. I was RPing for my life. Yeah, the kids
wild kids are crazy they were saying some wild wild and crazy stuff I have I've never
clutched my pearls before but oh my god any survivor or just news I think what we're
gonna do is a news one episode of survivor and then late night cobbleman tonight
Um, so I don't tower defeated. I did defeat the tower.
The POV requested from last night.
What is this?
Okay, to me, game guy has quickly become my favorite RP character.
So effortless for me.
Can I love our Peter's absolutely losing it?
And I just appear behind him.
Probably not for reacts, but I would probably really like the John C. Riley Adam Friedland
interview.
Oh, I didn't know John C. Bradley went on Adam Friedland.
That's fascinating.
Um, the new mummy trailer?
What?
Lee Kronen's the mummy from 10 hours ago, a bomb house film.
Oh, spread me open and crack my cheeks!
Thank you here all time!
No.
Wait.
Wait.
So is this a mummy in the mummy universe or is this the mummy of the dark universe?
Yeah, I'm fluent in Japanese, so I always have the Japanese subtitles, I'm sorry.
I guess it's Dai Jibu without them.
Supermascen.
To all my non-Japanese speakers.
See game!
Where's Brendan Frazier?
Okay.
So you're telling me this mummy is not in the dark universe, no, it's gotta be in the
dark universe.
It's a Warner Bros. film.
It's got to be in the dark universe, it has to be in the dark universe.
You sure the dark universe is still a thing?
Yes!
Didn't they just make a theme park?
The dark universe died?
Really?
Interesting.
So they're just doing a mummy that sits on them thing.
Okay, well, fuck, okay, well, fuck shit, fuck my ass.
New Freddy again, just drop to stop, you're lying.
I
Fred, he is the chosen one
chosen one
Did you see the Eagles reaction after the gate? Wait oh no
Yeah, the Eels looked really bad that game.
I could not believe the Eagles lost that game.
This can't be legal.
There's no shot.
One pen is just absolutely ripping darts at the golden globes.
This man is absolutely obliterating darts at the globes, but you know how fucking clouded.
Do you know how clouded you have to be to smoke darts in a room full of like liberal elite?
No one bothers you?
That's crazy.
That's clouded.
Who would stop him literally anybody in that room
if it wasn't him?
People are not ready for the Chinese internet connection.
Oh.
This is so...
Oh my god!
Oh, my, she pulled out the U-Geo deck!
What the...
Is that the Taco Bell Bell?
What the fuck just happened?
What the hell?
The kids are all right?
I fundamentally disagree, but oh, this was the kid's hockey fight.
Yeah, this was pretty good.
This was pretty good.
CTE baby, I'm gonna be so for real.
I think this is less damaging to a child's brain than an iPad.
If you told me I could have my kid Lockerbox during hockey
or look at an iPad all day, give me the Lockerboxing.
Um...
A Dragon Ball Z tail, what are you guys, what is this?
I think I've seen this is a fan made Dragon Ball Z animation. Yeah, I have seen this. This is, I think I saw this three years ago.
Did you see the Pokemon Lego set?
$700 that's ridiculous. That's way too much fucking money. Add to cart.
$700 that's absurd. I'll take it.
I honestly, I think Lego has been so smart about
Progressively fucking us a little bit more every year.
I mean, 7,000 pieces.
How big is it?
That's big.
That's big.
I need to know the dimensions.
Like if this is going to be like a whole fucking table.
20 inches tall, that's big, that's big.
Okay, that's big, okay, that's big.
Okay, I can let go.
Can you just give us this?
By the way, let go.
Can you just give us this?
I would ship the fuck out.
Best starter to, okay, listen.
I am a squirtle guy, okay?
I'm a squirtle guy.
I've always been a squirtle guy.
I'll live a squirtle guy.
I'll die a squirtle guy.
squirtle man. Also, I am a believer. I am a believer in cubo. I'm a cubo in
guy as well. I think cubo and also deserves a third evolution. And then a mega.
Yeah. Well, I think Bulbasaur kids were like train kids. I mean, they had it's own
special appeal. Like Charmander kids were like Naruto. Squirtle kids were like
like Sasuke and Bulbasaur kids were like,
the who's the chick from the night.
Game number name, Sakura.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
who cares?
I mean, what just making conversely, oh.
added. Met the alone Merlock is juiced. This is juiced. I still think he needs a third
evolution. I think the third evolution should after Merlock he should wear a full
bone set of armor. Like it should look like a cubone in like a bone gunned up.
I think that would be insane. And if it was Digimon, he would have a giant bone crucifix
that he carried around. Oh God, that'd be sick.
Um, what is this? Xbox Canada Halo 3 ODST live action? I don't know why this
was linked.
Uh, all confirmed Pokemon collapse for the 30th anniversary.
Let go Pokemon, Pokemon, TCG, Adidas Pokemon, McDonald's Pokemon, oh my god, wait, what
is the Adidas Pokemon stuff?
By the way, we will also be celebrating the 30th anniversary here with our second ever
slab giveaway if you are a Pokemon fan. I'm giving away like $2,000 plus worth of slabs.
I'm going to make up care packages for all these. You'll get a slab and you'll probably get a
few packs if you win. I haven't decided what the big chase will be yet. I'm thinking.
And this will be one of them right here,
because this is just such a sick card.
Anyway, we will be celebrating
but the chase will be at least like $2,300.
Am I throw a bang or juicer in there?
This is absolutely fucking true, by the way.
Pokemon evolution, Digimon evolution, fucking Angimon real.
Wait, I want to see the Adidas Pokemon collab.
Why are all the images on this website sized wrong?
The official Adidas website has it all sized wrong, I can't see shit.
is it
is it
is it
are they're dating
not announced yet i thought they announced them you choose didn't clear there
Kind of. Okay, so apparently there's going to be a Mewtwo Samba. He could choose Superstar,
our Chermelian Superstar. Interesting. Are these the Mewtwo's? Oh, shit. Are these? Oh, shit.
Is this, that's actually fucking hype with the Masterball?
If that's real, those are sick.
If only Pokemon was as good at making video games as it was, merchandise.
know what I mean insane set current value the next set of Pokemon cards
I'll these are the 30th anniversary ones.
Oh, wait.
This is the last set, this is the last set, isn't it?
I think this is the last set, this is the last set, this is the 30th anniversary set.
Gayer than hockey, that is an age-gated post, sorry, can't look at that.
to your point, ask him.
Did what I did fucking episode man tremendous figured this game would be something you're into?
Oh yeah!
Is this out now?
Sorry, unfortunately, any video games that come out right now, I probably will that play for quite a long time.
With peace and love, with peace and love, I will probably, there's so much for me to do right now that I just don't wait a minute.
What the fuck? Why is this squirtle statue so expensive and why is it so discounted?
what the fuck? A one six scale squirrel statue that was originally a thousand dollars
that's so expensive. That's so expensive.
Discount bait? Yeah that feels like discount bait.
That man makes us better people.
the
Stop. Stop. Stop.
God, there it is. The evidence is in. That's fucking phenomenal. Speaking of Digimon,
New gym sure.
Kind of fit, kind of fat, strongman.
A BAYER HONGER?
That's fucking sick.
LEGO did Pikachu dirty?
A-O?
No.
There's no way that is a real product.
That's a real product.
It's a real product. There's no way.
That's a real product.
That can't be.
Okay, I just want to point something out.
I just want to point something out. You can buy that Pikachu, for like hundreds of
dollars, or you can buy this Pikachu for hundreds of dollars. One of which is cool
and looks like Pikachu. The other is made by Lego.
That's crazy to me.
This TikTok was targeted as you.
So real, so fucking real.
That's my tight.
That's my tight.
I just want to shield me, and you know what I'm talking about?
That's why I love Caroline.
I really found love of Caroline's when I saw a clock I'd do in the fucking head.
I should did it for me.
I mean, like a dainty girl, always, but me love a strong woman.
This Caroline, yes, this Caroline.
The funniest thing is this is my clothing.
Yes, it's nice. That is nice. It's a little early for this character, but who would you
like to see play him? We're not doing this again. We're not fucking doing this. It is not
actually early for this character though. Just for anybody that is into the whole DC universe,
Basically, the reason I said I didn't want to do this again is because for 30 minutes,
we would talk about who would play Terry McGinnis last night, and ultimately, I don't
think you will see Terry McGinnis batman beyond for many years.
Red hood on the other hand, I think you will see within the next three years.
I think you'll see him in the back family.
I think the intention is to launch in to Batman in like the middle of his story.
So you will see Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon.
You'll see the entire cast of characters in the Bat family.
Because, well, for two reasons, hey, I think Gunn is really tired of Batman origin stories.
I don't think you will get another Batman origin story in the DCU.
Did you like Patton's, Batman?
Not really.
I'll be honest.
Not really.
I thought it was okay.
I think that the second movie could be fantastic though.
Yeah, well, the pod was so good.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
But like I always put it to people this way.
man begins was not like a fucking knockout home run perfect movie. Like even when
you watch it back now, it's good, it's good. And then Dark Knight was like a 10 out
of 10, right? So I am giving the Batman the same courtesy in that they set up a world
with the first movie, right? They set up the world with the first movie and the second
one could be like over the time. Dark Knight is overrated, but no, it's not. You're you're
really listen, bro. I don't know what, I don't know what coffee shop you work at, but like,
you don't have to ride a tandem bicycle into my stream and tell us how cool you are. You know,
I mean, it's it's fine. It's fine. Dark Knight, Dark Knight, people say that Dark Knight is not like
the Goaded one. It's it to me. It's it's just a hipster take. There's no there's like it's
one of the great directors of all time making a big screen, big action story about the best
superhero of all time with the best villain of all time and the story is perfect and the performances
are all time and the soundtrack is all time and there's no piece of dark night that I can
pull away and be like this isn't a 10 out of 10. And ultimately I think even if you don't
enjoy the dark night you can still appreciate the fact that like dark night changed how
movies were made for the next 20 years.
for the worst? Yeah, I do think for the worst because everybody was trying to imitate it.
Everybody was like, yo, let's make our version of the dark night.
I do understand your point, but people act as if it's a top-time film of all time. Yeah, I think it is.
I think you can make that case. I think you can make that case because of this, right?
Think of it this way.
Think of it this way.
Let me make a point, superhero movies of any genre of film have probably had the most
box office success slash most theatrical releases over the last 10 years of any genre.
Like, compare it to comedy, compare it to Western, compare it to thriller, compare it to drama,
Compared to romance, super hero films
have dominated the box office to the point where
superhero films are their own genre.
Like, like, like, comedy is a genre,
superhero film is a genre,
because they are so popular.
And Dark Knight is the best superhero movie
of all time period.
So it's the King of a genre.
Like, I would make an argument
that the King of any genre
you could put in the conversation
of best film of all time.
the best comedy of all time,
the best thriller of all time,
the best horror of all time,
the best Western of all time,
the best space film of all time,
the best romantic comedy of all time,
you can put in that shortlist
of like the best films you've ever seen.
So, because of that,
I think you can make the argument.
I don't know if I would,
I don't know if I would put the dark night,
in the top 10 films of all time,
I think I have too much respect for criteria
instead of what to do that, but I would at least hear someone out.
How are you defining genre?
I'm defining genre as one of studios sits down,
they go, we want to make X film, and that's the genre.
Studios sit down and they're like,
we want to assign a budget to a comedy.
That is the genre.
We want to assign a budget to a Western.
That is the budget. Now there are so many superhero movies that had started to branch into other avenues, but yeah, I think super hero's its own genre
Quick framed. I think this is a Miyazaki film. This looks like a Miyazaki film
I'm gonna spirit it away
Oh, grave of the fireflies
I thought the penguin was fucking incredible, I thought the batmobile was great.
I did not like Robert Pattinson as the batman.
is this unlimited predator fan film? What is this? From 12 years ago, I think I'm
Let's see in this.
What is this?
What a dumb take.
More evidence that the office is maybe the most overrated project in history.
What?
I'm sorry.
The office is people's comfort show.
I, I, I am listen, I am all for comfort shows.
I love comfort shows.
I have a bunch of comfort shows, right?
Shows that I watch the entirety of over and over and over again,
because it makes me feel cozy.
I, I think that the office has some phenomenal episodes.
Don't get me wrong.
I think that the office has some fucking phenomenal episodes
that knock-dude, Michael's tauts is one of the, like, most ridiculous funny over the top,
but people, like, define the office as, like, the greatest television comedy of all time,
and I don't even think it says good as parks and wreck with peace and love, with peace and love.
I don't think it says good as community with peace and love. I'm going to talk my shit.
Anyway, I do think that the office has phenomenal episodes. Don't give me wrong. There are a few episodes, or I'm like, that's really good.
Um, but by the way, in case you're wondering what rain's take was his take was that
you could never make another successful office because people are too tight about comedy.
People are any and then he cited Sydney, Swenie's jeans commercial as like a reason that people are too
politically correct to enjoy an office again, which I don't.
That that wasn't comedy.
That was a fucking ad for blue jeans. I don't I don't get I don't get the I don't get the parallel
Kaby honest I think as someone who exists on the internet and is like a safe space for marginalized people
Like look at me am I fucking holding your hair back as you puke am I bubble wrapping the world for you
You damn homos. No. I like, all you have to do is not be a fucking asshole. All you have to do is tell the gay people, trans people, people of different colors,
creeds that they're welcome to hang out. And then you don't have to like tip toe around everything. I think it's such a cop out
for all these comedians to be like comedy is dead because I can't, I can't say the
F-sler anymore. I just don't, I don't get it. I don't get it. Gay people are hilarious,
trans people are hilarious, black people are hilarious, Indian people are hilarious, Muslim people are
hilarious. And if you behave with any level of just like authenticity and restraint,
they will give you the opportunity to be funny as long as you are funny and as long as the
basis of your humor isn't like, shut up, little gay bitch, you know what I mean? Like,
as long as it's like you're welcoming them in, like I make jokes about the lesbian community.
I make jokes about the trans community. I make jokes about the gay community all the time,
but I laugh with them, right? And it always just, I don't know what happened. I feel like Dave
Maybe Japan was the first linchpin to fall of a comedian I respected, who was like,
I can't be funny anymore because trans people won't allow it, and it was like, what the
brother, first of all, you're fighting with like four trans people on Twitter.
That is not a good representation of like the overall trans community.
And secondly, like you are the most famous comedian of all time, and you're now you are actively
using entire specials as a way to not be funny,
but to retaliate against trans people,
which is like, what is happening?
What the fuck is happening here?
I remember it started so innocently, right?
The joke about, I know trans people exist
because I would never choose to cut my dick off,
which is I think in its essence a decent joke,
but literally like two trans people on Twitter were like,
I don't like gamespile and he took that as an invitation to be like all trans people suck.
They don't get the joke, fuck them, and it was like, what is happening, bro?
And from that, I just feel like so many comedians were like, you can't be funny anymore.
The game is more allowing.
So, can't you ever hung out with a gay person that most of them are fucking wild?
most of them don't give a fucking shit about what you do with your life or what you say.
As long as you're not a total fucking tyrant.
That'd be, I'd be ever better out in West Hollywood. They're not clutching their pearls, man.
You could take your butt whole out and do ketamine and they'll be like,
yeah, you know what I mean? They're not gatekeeping you from being an edgy comedian.
I'm sorry, that was a rant, but listening to him be like, yeah, he can't be funny anymore.
Look what they did is Cindy's sweet and he's gene commercial.
Look what they did, the Bastion of Comedy that was the American Eagle Genes commercial.
That is a emo I haven't seen in forever the brucey emo damn that emo went fucking hard.
Michael did break a lot of rules though, of course he did, because he was a show on ABC,
but he is saying that you could never make another office because of like any the example
usually uses a Sydney Swenie's jeans commercial.
Have you watched, I mean, like, have you watched the, uh, fucking,
always sunny recently?
Always sunny is fully on glute, like fully on glute.
You know what I mean?
I think that the idea that the consumption of comedy
Somebody has got more pure tannical in the modern era is ridiculous.
I honestly just think it's a group of people that like, they hear that pronouns and they
hear that we can't save the R word anymore and they get really tight and they don't
realize it's not because you're going to be canceled.
It's a mark of respect for people that don't like the word.
That's the difference.
There's no fucking Gestapo that's gonna stop you from saying the R word.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm never gonna fucking walk in and be like, I don't associate with you anymore.
I heard you say the R word.
However, I do think that it is a mark of respect for people that don't want to hear it.
So if someone in your life is like, ooh, I don't like that word.
You won't say it around them.
You know what I mean?
Like if you walk in and call your friend who's a girl, she's like, whoa, I stopped that.
You would probably stop that.
It's just a mark of respect, it's just a mark of empathy.
And you can still do all the wild shit you want to do.
Language is always evolved, right?
Language is always evolved.
Like you watch a fucking team movie from the 80s
and they're literally calling each other the F-slur.
And thank God, our 12-year-olds aren't doing that anymore, right?
We can all agree that that's a mark of progress.
So I don't know.
I don't know, fuck it.
Who am I? I'm just an old fucking broken down bag of meat.
I'm not all the way in on this one yet. I'm not all the way in on this one yet.
I would like to hear him out.
I hate to say this to this response but no worries.
Thank you for hanging out.
Here's what I would say.
This take what I want to say about this take is we like how white man.
This is pointed at white woman.
I hate to say that he just listed three intellectual properties that are only consumed by white women
I hate to move on from that. I hate to do it. I
To throw that one off, but like that is not all straights
I'm sorry. That is not all straights. You know what I mean?
My straightest fuck uncle in in
North Carolina is not like damn I got to get to the TV and watch the Ellen.
Oh shit I don't want to miss Quira. You know what I mean? Like I just want to put that out there.
Will he run anomaly? Okay that is fair. I do feel like I feel like I'm the gay moglie.
Or I was born in the jungle and I was raised by the rules of the jungle.
You know what I mean?
I lived in West Hollywood so long that I was raised by the gaze.
The gaze brought me in.
Even though I wasn't gay in my DNA, they were like, he's cool.
Teach him our ways.
Give him a popper.
Let's dance.
You know what I mean?
I feel like I was molded by them.
Oh, been the schools.
Guys, last night, how many times did I say open the schools?
How many times did I say, open that dude, when they kept calling the prosecution, the
prostitution, every time I was like open schools, open the school, a Lord open the school.
Yeah.
There is, okay, I am buying this take. I am buying this take. I am buying it. I will buy it.
However with the caveat, don't act like gay people don't like messy motherfuckers. You know, I mean,
You can be like, yes, straight people choose the worst gay people to make famous, but
also gay people choose some pretty fucking messy motherfuckers to make famous as well.
There are two sides of the coin.
I do think that there are some gay talents out there
that deserve such a bigger audience.
Willem Belly is like the first one that I'm like,
oh my God, that is one of the funniest people I've ever
Willem makes me laugh around the,
like any time I see a Willem clip, I am crying.
Luscious massacre, Austin show.
Austin show, but can I say there are there are a few gays that the
streets have made famous that they got right. There are a few
gays that the streets got right. I'm so facto my favorite game
man right now Coleman Domingo. I mean, come on. We got we made the right guy famous in Coleman. You know what I mean?
Like I I did we we get a few right we get a few right.
Cuts on, Piker!
Real.
Wait.
Yes.
Real take on the lesbians.
Real take on the lesbians.
We need lesbians in STEM
more than we've ever needed them before.
before. I think the number of people that can fix my vehicle goes down every day and the
lesbians are are holding against that front strong. I swear to you, you know, it's really, it's, it's
going to go up to you're almost going to need lesbians to fix your car after ice is done. If ice
This keeps going like this, lesbians are gonna be the only people in the country left that can fix your vehicle.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
It's gonna be a golden era for lesbians, really.
What's the one guy who pantomimes all the Donald Trump, like voiceovers, but as a gay man,
that shit hits.
find that it's so funny. Good. Yeah, I told that that would be a stump. I only I think I only got to the game's wrong.
I think I I got I got eagles wrong and which one which other one do I get wrong?
Oh, the bills. Yeah, the bills beat the chags in a fucking squeaker man. However, I did put a caveat on that.
Then I said the bills quarterback could go absolutely dick-o-mode and just decide to win that game. And dick-o-mode, he did go.
Where is this one? Is this him?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm so excited.
Honestly, that pantomime is so fucking good.
That pantomime is so unbelievably good.
God, it's so good.
Oh, he does more of them?
So fucking good.
That is a great career to have.
and builds recap of yep
I don't understand bills hey I'm going to be so for real
Insane.
Insane.
in saying
no for real i told you guys that that was the jags game to win
unless
allen went
dick a mode and he went crazy he he literally went crazy
jags to jash allen after the wait was all is clearly
Yeah, real, um, this karaoke song goes hard.
Fall you morning?
Hail, Paman!
Hey, oh, Paman!
I think teams that opted to ban the Tush push should be barbed from UC hit.
That's a crazy take.
New Street Fighter character.
Real?
Alex is Alex's streets of rage character?
Wait, he's from streets of rage.
Wow, wait! He's from Street Fighter 3! This is Alex from Street Fighter 3. That's not a new character.
Oh my god!
You just killed that guy.
Is that you first nice wig?
Real.
Fucking real, bro.
By the way, we were going to start an effnuse in about, I don't know, seven minutes, so stick around.
That's fucking groovy, y'all fan filmed you at a show, no way.
is this how you fucking see me? Is this how you fucking see me? Is this how you fucking see me chat?
I am the nerdunk, that's who I am now, you know, I'm Nathan Philly and now, Nathan Philly
and for you, that's what's up.
I hope so because Robert Pancid and Paul Denner would be very happy about it.
And what is this, what is this?
Right, grab it.
It's like, what's that man?
Thank you, King.
Okay, here's what I have to say.
I am actually really, really, that carries a lot of weight with me, that Pattinson
and Danneau red court of owls.
That's actually really impressive to me. I did not think that Pattinson read any
That man at all. So the fact that he read some deep cuts is is pretty cool to me
Yeah, I think court of owls would be really really really fucking great
To see manifested on the screen that would be really fucking cool
Good actor, underrated curse of Twilight, I think he's fantastic.
Don't give me wrong.
I think Robert Pattinson is fantastic.
I think good time is like one of my favorite movies of all time.
And in good time, in my opinion, is far and away his best role ever.
Like good time is a toward force.
I just didn't like him as Batman.
And maybe it's because I didn't like that version of Batman all that much.
It was just very flat to me.
Let's say.
This is so good.
You
That was bugging amazing.
Now we are at thirty minutes in new stream.
You've never been here on a Monday of year four.
We do naf nieuze.
What is naf niuze?
It's all the silliest stories from around the world for your viewing pleasure.
like the news, but stupider.
Haas, can you play a-
Remember the header?
Yeah!
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is Neff News.
Let's all get a special thank you to Haas.
Let's all get a special thank you to Haas.
Thank you thank you thank you thank you, Haas for collecting all these stories.
that's gonna w you host the best mod in the game.
And absolutely tremendous human being.
And your number one mod.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, right, so if you've never been here before,
we have a bunch of stories that I've never looked at
before and we're gonna build through them.
We're gonna have a good time, good times, good times.
All right, we'd like to warm me up with something cute.
This is the animals' nature section.
Here's our first story, Water Cat.
Oh.
Good.
Good.
Okay.
As someone who is saved to cap before, please, please hold your applause.
I'm not a hero.
That feeling is tremendous.
If you don't know, that cat is now owned by Connery's pants, famous political commentator,
and bumpers of tremendous cat.
There's something magical about when you save an animal from the terrible, terrible danger of nature.
It bonds with you differently.
I can't say too much about it. Only one cat. I know I should save more.
You, that, that cat has to be with you for the rest of forever. And that's your cat.
Yes.
That's very good.
Why didn't you keep bumper?
Caroline thought that it wouldn't be a good match with...
Barley, unfortunately, but also Connor at the exact same time was like I desperately
want a cat I need a cat and it was it was like Sarah and Depadist almost like I
saved bumper and like two days later Connor was like I want to get a cat I
need a cat and I was like all right this is meant to be and honestly bumper
and Connor are like a perfect duo. Like it has changed his life, it's made him a more
happy person and so I don't regret the decision for a second.
I did save a spider.
Oh, this is an animal house.
Is this spider still alive?
I kept the spider in my house for I think three four months and then when I went to China
I I was gone too long. So I took it to a remote area and I released it.
That is so cute.
That is so cute.
That is so cute.
Why you? No, not you. That's a cute little kitty. Who are you? Okay, Van Cover Aquarium
welcomes acts of waters. Wait, they got marsh? Oh my god, it's marsh.
Well, whoa, back in 2007, our family was driving back from a vacation in our V. We were
in the East Oregon Desert in the middle of nowhere, and we found a dog walking alone on the
side of the road. We stopped to take her in and help her. She was covered in takes, but she bonded
with us instantly, Lucy was with us until she passed in 2019. That's the best. That's the best.
I'm going to let you guys know if I ever find a bear cub, I'm going to keep it.
Like, you know, if I ever find like an animal that I save, it's staying with me. You
I mean, whether it be a possum or a bald eagle or a wolf
because you're bonded.
You can't just throw them back into nature, that'd be cool.
Oh!
Oh, Marsh.
I hope you find and rescue a Red Panda, oh my God.
My entire stream content would be different.
It would be all Red Panda related.
I have one really easy to take care of.
by the way, Farley was a rescue as well. Well, he was a real home is the technical term.
They got him and he was in a home with a bigger dog who did not like Farley, so
Oh, my, a big dog real
As well as our cute
Next story monkeys on the run
So that's why you hate sky up, probably, yeah,
it just doesn't like put your dogs.
Go ahead.
Yes, because I don't know if you guys know this, but there is a lot of bear munchausen syndrome
where mama bears treat their cubs poorly, and if I were ever to see a cubs that had
been munchausen, I would have to rescue it.
It would be irresponsible of me, not to.
Real.
Real.
That woman needs her own show immediately.
Vervet.
And a hard day! Why is this death hard?
the
even by one. Yes, we've actually washed grizzly men on the stream. I think grizzly man is arguably the greatest documentary ever made.
But yeah, that story was crazy. That guy was that that guy was long curse.
Can you hit us with some heards on?
The first time I listened to that audio, I felt my shrink-to-clance in a way that was
like the co-cours of my heart, except instead of pumping blood, it made my blood run cold.
What's the quote where he's like the parking lot of the trade-a-jose madness reigns?
Wow.
Wow, wow.
Um,
Furner Herzog.
Um,
Backpack Dog.
We...
What the f-
I-
Huh?
You
It's hard to see another man living your dreams, you know.
It is hard to see another man living your dreams.
That's tough.
That is tough.
Wow.
Well, wow.
Kyaburt, birthday gift?
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to be honest.
Y'all, there have been nights recently that people have come into my stream and been like,
news is happening, going to Hassan's house and wake him up.
Hassan's biological age, the age of his body, he's probably, I don't know, 70, 80 years old.
If he tried to carry Kaya around in a backpack, his L7 would implode.
He would have to take months off from streaming.
And there would be a large, large audience of diversion viewers that would kill themselves
in his absence.
So I don't want that to happen.
I don't want there to be mass suicides, you know what I mean?
I don't want people drinking, cool aid,
because they can't get their news from Uncle Hassan.
So I'm not gonna buy that backpack with peace and love.
His back would crumple like an empty fucking Mountain Dew can.
All right, we gotta bear up, take.
Holy shit, we've been following this story, this has been a big story, this has been a big story.
No!
Why does he sound like he just went through a horrible breakup?
Yeah, I can finally make the set myself the center of my life.
Again, you know, maybe I'll see you from time to time.
And like, I'm not going to block her on Instagram.
You know what I mean? I don't want to see what's going on.
Did you miss her?
Did you miss the bear?
And I feel like you missed the bear a little bit.
Love you too, buttery.
Real.
Skashwatch, Koss, Haskwatch, Chom WTF, thank you.
No.
Saskwatch, OMG WTF, got it, thank you.
He's shot him in the fucking face with a paintball gun?
Oh, it was just the noise, got it.
Wait, the noise a lot, no, he shot him.
Those were paintballs.
What the fuck, the noise a lot?
No, he shot this motherfucker.
and
Holy shit, that's a big bear. Holy fucking shit, that's a big bear. Whoa, wow, he's big.
Oh, look at how sad he is!
He's like, my elf.
That's that, bring them inside.
Bring them in.
Look at this guy!
Look at this fucking dude!
Here I go!
Hard no body!
Alright, that's okay.
I get that part.
Do this such a big bear.
Yes, chatter, go ahead.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
All right.
We are now on the World Record Roundup First Story Big Dog.
Big Dog.
Big Dog.
That's a real big down, big down.
Many.
God, damn.
That's a big doubt, a big doubt, that's a real big doubt, no real man for the
That is crazy, they start so teeny tiny.
Oh my god, that's a big dog!
Big dog!
Okay, is that the dog breathing or is the cameraman having a fucking hard time?
I think it's the camera man.
That's the camera man.
You know, the bear from the last story is filming this somehow, the bathtub guy, from that donation, is doing this.
You
Bro, can you imagine filming this and then editing it and being like that would be so embarrassing?
To be like, oh my god, I was breathing so fucking heavy over this whole story.
That kind of shit happens in production all the time with volume though.
With like sound, there's always like sound fuckups and if you don't have a backup your cut
If you if you went on location to film this and you don't have a backup your cut
That's definitely the cameraman.
You can hear him adjusting the camera right now, and it's a proximity mic, and it's him.
It actually is him because you can hear this over here, picking up on a
different source than the breathing is on the left. It would be coming from this. That's crazy.
I wonder if the cameraman was allergic to dogs and didn't know it.
Like I'm trying to think of what happened here. Like maybe he touched the great
Dane a bunch and like started he's like throw closing up or something like this is crazy
Overweight I don't know if it is just an overweight guy and I'm gonna tell you why
If it's just an overweight guy and he's a professional camera man
He would probably know that his breathing would pick up on the mic.
Like, I feel like big dudes know how to live as big dudes.
You know what I mean?
I feel like most big dudes I know know how to operate,
especially their professional life as a big dude.
So I know that this to me feels like maybe he was allergic to dogs or something.
Professional? Yeah, if you're if you are going on location for Guinness World Records, yes, that's a professional.
the
The mic got boxed and they had to use the back of audio.
That's a big dog.
Okay.
World's largest snow globe collection, fuck yes.
Oh, I kind of high-key, love snow globes.
love with this man. I am immediately in love with this guy. I am immediately in love with this guy.
You're a kitty?
Wow, whimsy, this is when I got your mother.
Wow.
Well, I, I, I, I, I actually love this.
Oh my God.
Get to the Choppa.
Uniquity.
It's called the Uniquity.
Lady.
What?
Oh my god!
Joseph, the fuck?
This is Joseph's hidden bird, snow globe.
You can see here, people jumping from the blimp on fire.
A little iceberg.
They made the same mistake.
Yes?
Yeah, come say hi!
What happened?
Caroline?
You made a noise.
What's that?
Wow!
Wow, those are delicious.
I'll just have the one slice, buddy.
Sure, the pancakes for delicious.
What do we do?
Yeah.
They do, thank you.
You're doing call the light?
No, I'm doing nothing.
It is.
Yeah.
I know.
Thank you.
to Kian Kwan everybody.
Oh my god.
I've noticed a lot of tragedy snow globs
in this guy collection.
Use of what?
the girl, the boycott.
This is the problem.
Ah, they're good!
Let's try the chip cookies out of control.
Nothing is set or the pandemic snow globe. That's a stay home, stay safe. Jesus Christ,
You
Wait, you laugh at all the toilet paper hoarders, but the average person uses one
roll per day.
Brother, I think you're shooting your brains out.
I honestly think you did a, we all shit 16 times a day, right guys?
And everyone's like, the fuck, bro, I think you need to see a doctor, a full role of toilet paper a day.
I just want to be you, sis friend.
And I just want to bring you us if Snugglobs.
You hate Harry Potter?
Yeah, but look at his fucking joy, man. He doesn't even know what a turf is.
Yes, no fucking. He lives in a house for a snow globes.
He doesn't have time to fucking decipher that bitch's tweets?
Look at his happiness!
Wow!
You know what, you know what, yeah, now that y'all had an issue with the Titanic snow
glow, thousands of souls lost in the freezing water.
Yeah, I love that one.
This is fucking adorable.
I wish I lived my life like this.
Well, literally nuclear war could break out
and use it would still be happy
with his fucking snow gloves.
That is real.
That is real happiness.
And have an in-nature thing and have an in-nature thing.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Hey.
Looking at him.
Farley snow globe in like the middle of summer.
Tite.
Love that.
Yeah.
Let's do that.
Alright, there's German now.
It's time for our social media stories.
Our first one tonight is called.
Ugly baby, wait what?
Mom goes viral with ugly baby video, wait a minute.
Okay.
Reese.
Yes.
Yeah, I think yours, if it would be stoked.
Yo said doesn't judge what's in the snowed web. He just enjoys having snow globs.
That's rough.
Dude, okay, my dad, he's an old guy.
He did this thing forever, that I always thought was so funny.
When my dad communicated to me, that he found a lot of babies very ugly.
And what he would do is he would say, yep, that's a baby.
When he saw the babies that were ugly.
And I earned my dad's say that like 30 times in my life,
and every time it was fucking hilarious.
Just hearing my dad go, ah, yeah, that's a baby.
Yeah.
I was like a secret message to be like that baby is ugly.
Were you an ugly baby?
I was not an ugly baby.
I was actually pretty cute, baby.
I was blonde, which is really weird.
This little girl when she grows up is going to have a real axe to grind with her mother.
He's gonna make you maybe fucking Instagram famous as the ugly baby, you bitch!
Ugly baby challenge!
She looks a little bit like,
Ah, wait for us!
You stupid Herbert's!
Kitty!
her saying she's gonna have a great sense of humor is
that's tough
all right Christmas matching is our next story
Yeah, is Austin show still fucking here, is Austin fucking show still here, eight trees
This is Austin's show.
Oh my God, it's Austin's show.
This person is the same amount of trees as Austin.
This is Austin's life.
This is who else has seven trees.
to
please bring this to fear and I think I have to
Okay, I love this man. I love this man, though.
Okay, can I say something U.S. accents Southern gay top five?
Other gay accent, top five American accent, for sure.
Dale's dead bug, thank you.
You, Cody, spread joy, spread love.
You know what I mean?
That guy won me over.
Everyone me over in the spine of me and don't be surprised if I have eight Christmas trees
It's all your fun boss and man attempts to say the word on beat
I like them apples
Well, when you be on dropout, whenever they call me, you can tell Brennan, I'm ready.
If someone drops out, if someone gets the flu, if someone gets caught, saying slurs and
has to be fired from dropout, I am ready.
Whatever the reason, I'm ready to be your backup comedian.
real
ha ha ha
can just keep talking kid
Again.
real
real
that was good
here's the challenge if you want to try it's harder than it looks i tried this on fear and it is hard
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Not too bad.
All right, duck libraries.
What?
Jay, Jay, to be low!
Oh!
this guy from Long Island is fucking perfect this this is a jet fan I know one of my own
people when I see one you know what I mean like I can just pick this dude is like he saw
the news he's like oh fuck my my buddy Paul he's gonna fucking see this he's gonna be great
What are you talking about? You talking about fucking ice you talking about the shooters. I'll talk about anything
She's like we're actually talking about this box right here. All right, what about the box?
You want me to fucking you want me to fucking open in us with the fuck you want?
Oh, he's ducks in it great. All right, fuck
I'm not gonna tell Paul you about this. I look like a fucking idiot
I can't tell Paul about this now, but the fuck is this? I thought we were going to talk about the shootings over on fucking Broadway and six. The fuck is this? Docs.
hold it long, thank you.
Hold on a moment.
Now, Andre, yes, hello.
Well, yes, you're on stream.
There's a guy at my apartment right now.
Sure.
Who says that you hired him?
This guy Howard?
Howard.
Howard, these fucking nuts in your mouth, bitch.
Okay, I'm busy.
It be your own people!
I
had to
fucking nondray bro
I was genuinely worried
I was like oh my god someone's trying to break in the nondray's house
got nuts in my fucking
Kabeza
This is trying to look at a story about fucking fucks over here, fuck my jets.
Then I'll tell you who the jets are going to be fucking horrible next year with that.
We got days leaving ducks all over the fucking city.
Ah, shit.
Real. Real. Real.
You can't tell Paulie about this one.
God, Paulie's gonna find out about this.
He's gonna tell all the fucking guys.
I'd fuck.
This is so cute.
This is so cute.
But I guarantee you there's no way
and YPD allows this to stay up.
There's going to be a press conference and they're going to be like,
we will worry that on savory figures,
we're going to use the box, the duck boxes as blind drops
to put drugs in.
I'm sorry.
What the avenue?
I do not remember Seaman had an Avenue.
Is there a Seaman Avenue in Chelsea?
Yes, there is, bro, I can't believe I've never been on this Avenue.
This is great.
This is cute.
This is very cute.
Do more shit like this all around America.
I'm for it.
Okay.
Bag dogs.
Bro, Andy Reesmire!
This is my boy, dude.
Andy and I used to make content together at full screen, and he used to be my boss at
full screen.
When I used to work over at fucking full screen, man, when I made fucking shoulder content,
that's crazy.
What's up?
Reesmire?
No, no, no, how do people not understand that microplastics are going to turn their
lower intestine into a cancerous knot?
No, what people are doing this, why are people doing this?
Who's doing this?
I was going to say white people, but what?
that no dude bro they are going to get sick they are going to get legitimately like
this isn't even this is like tide pod dangerous this is bad this is really bad
Yeah, really smile, still got it, baby.
Making a cancer joke on KTLA, look at his co-hosts.
They did not like that.
They did not like that joke.
Then I'll come and catch you in the morning, I'll go get you a glass of tea.
Ah, shit!
Ah, fuck!
Paul knows now everybody's gonna fucking know what the work site.
Fuck!
Shit!
Pro Angelina's really do be different.
This man said when I make my brand Xeno on the grill, he's real every man.
Dude brother, are you nuts?
Foil is completely different. What is brand Xeno? Brand Xeno is a whole fish. It's a sea bass.
That's cooked after it's been halved, but cooking in foil is completely different than melting plastic on your food.
Yes, it's better than that.
Bro, you know, Reese Meyer kind of snapped with that, that's kind of, that's cool,
say in an old coworker thrive like that, that's how you know, I really am the elder nerd.
That's how you know, I really am the elder nerd that one of my co-workers is a KTLA
in Anchorman with like pepper, weatherman hair. I've really been doing this a long time.
Thank you. Something. The elder nerd. I just want to be a jacked wizard, you know what I mean? That's,
I think that's my, I think that's my, um, my final form is jacked wizard.
I think that's going to be a sweet era for me.
Let's go to be a good era for me.
Stick eyes.
Oh.
What?
What?
Chaka! Oh, God! Oh, my baby!
I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say brother?
Sorry, can we get the Japanese subtitles for that?
Oh! Nope, still not getting it.
Yes.
You
Okay, let's hear it says.
Yeah, you got enough room.
Course sack hat
You
Love this guy.
These eyes, these eyes have seen a lot of love, but they're never seen a love again, white like you.
Now that's how you do this.
the eyes have it what come on?
Pro! Pro!
Okay.
karaoke co-workers.
Oh shit.
This is like an SNL sketch.
This is like a perfect SNL sketch.
Like these are perfect groundlings characters right here.
You remember when SNL used to have characters?
Remember when SNL used to do fucking character sketches?
What a time.
Yes! Welcome to the Electricity Factory, Party of Two!
Eighteen and twenty four.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Yes.
You're doing earth with it fire God forbid a white boy get a little motion Goddamn I've never heard it sound like that
God damn!
Oh dude, they rule.
They fucking rule.
I'm keeping that tab open.
Those guys fucking, they crush.
Holy shit, that was awesome.
That's just boys being boys right there.
Two guys working in the tech department,
you gave them an opportunity to sell a karaoke set up
They said, yeah, bet, got you.
Uh, he, I say that you'll remember.
Uh, he, I dancing in September.
Never was a cloudy day.
Panties, wet hit the back of the store.
Oh, sh.
God damn clean up an aisle seven,
Not a dry seat in the house. Fuck!
Alright, next story!
Engagement accident.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Where are they? Where is this bridge? What is this apparatus I that they are standing upon?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh not boin mountain.
You're a shout-out boy mountain. I've actually skewed boy mountain. Boy mountain fucking rules.
New treasure hunch is dropped, but he'll also gonna find that.
Why are you so loud? Are you talking to me?
I don't know.
Maybe there's this thing on your keyboard probably called a volume control.
And you can adjust what you hear through your headphones by using that, I hope that helps.
No, dude.
No, dude.
No, dude.
Oh, my God.
That is a crazy save.
Do you see this man's fucking beard?
This is not his first rodeo.
If I actually needed to find a needle in his back, this dude over at Boy Mountain.
You give this guy a snorkel, a flintender, some duct tape, and he will fix your fucking
ski lift and smoke a bowl at the same time.
I guarantee you that.
I bet this guy could make a bomb at a shattered glass.
Nice ring.
A-
Y-o-w-
Nice ring dude.
Do you think there's a world where he found someone else's engagement ring, and they just
were like, yeah, that's it.
Because that is a fucking ice ring.
The big ice ring!
Well, I'm not a fool.
Right now, dude.
Cute Story man.
...
Two thousand times...
...Capsule!
Capsule!
Capsule!
Wow, wow, wow, man floppy disks, bro.
I actually still fuck with the aesthetic of floppy disks so heavy.
aesthetically, you cannot tell me that floppy disks didn't absolutely go fucking nuts so crazy.
Right.
Hey y'all!
on the back, the game, what a prediction, that's crazy, they turn it over, it's like
In the year 2020 theory, a couple of things in rich pedophiles will be exposed.
They will all collab together, and the leader will have his next snap in jail.
Don't allow them to not publish the rest!
The truth is, I'll bet, like, the text trails off as they're dragging them away.
Wow.
Wow.
What is this?
I've never been more invested in a YouTube video in my entire life.
It's scorching hot.
It's scorching hot.
Okay, my god.
Oh, he's fighting through the pain.
A herculian effort, a man undeterred by his taste buds, turning into liquid magma.
set out here with a goal today. And by God he's going to achieve it. That
him and she's hot pockets did no fucking chance. He's even taking a
little cheese off the plate. Oh, he's dialed in now as mouth is adjusted
to the heat. He's going anywhere in his head to avoid how fucking hot
that hot pocket is. He knows he's got to get back in there. He knows
he's got to endure. Let's see this bite that magma center. Oh,
Borking is mouth absolutely frying, peeling flesh from the roof of his mouth.
He finally goes for the U.U. He's going to put out that burn a little bit.
Sparingly, sparingly moves the camera to get a better view now. He'll go in for the U.
A big chug, leaving no chances here all the way halfway down.
He's got more hot pocket left than he does U.U.
Let's see what happens now. He's got about half of you a hot pocket left. Half of the
you who he's eyeing it. He doesn't know if it's right to make the move. He's using
it to really put that burn out. As any professional hot pocket either knows the most
scorching. Yes. Yes. Yes. The hottest filling accumulates at the bottom. This is the real
mouth squir- yes yes the real mouth scorching element is at the bottom. He uses a quick blow to put it out
He's using the reverse blow open mouth chew. He's setting a record. He's eating it real fast.
Oh no we've lost some feeling that might hurt our time. That might hurt our time.
Oh, no. Oh, he's taking it off the plate!
Scoop in it! Oh, it's absolutely searing his flesh!
This is what heroes are made of. This is what great performances look like ladies and gentlemen.
You are witnessing greatness. You are witnessing a hero.
It needs right back in. Undeterred. He will not be stopped. He has a lot of you who left
to put out the burn, but he's saving it.
He's saving it.
Oh, that is gotta be hot.
Look at that eye contact.
Look at that focus.
Looking at his own eye line,
locking in to something primal,
like he's in health slithering, speaking parcel tongue,
using something within an ancient part of his mind.
Oh, there he's chewing on the perfect line,
scooping up extra filling as he's eating,
cooling it off on the plate now a real galaxy brain technique there not much hot
pocket left filling
pouring out the side
and she's hot pocket you who will record attempt happening right in front of
our eyes ladies and gentlemen
oh he's got a oh oh the final a.c. puts it the first blow technique
being employed completely not deterred ladies and gentlemen
are you not entertained
It's got a lot of you who left. This is where he's gonna make up the time.
Oh, he's got to get that hot pocket down. Every second matter's right now.
Every second matter's please!
There it is! There it is! The bottom of the can to the sky! He's locked in!
Time! Four minutes! Ten seconds! Jesus Christ in heaven!
Poor is a lot out. Rips a burp, all right, goes back for more! Four minutes and 16 seconds! Jesus Christ, the original time was too fast for human consumption!
Oh, there's a little bit more comes on!
Oh, gone!
That's right.
Chocolate drink didn't stand a chance today.
Might do another, okay?
Well, you earned my subscription today.
Jake, Eka, Eka?
Holy shit, what a...
Wait!
Wait!
out one.
Common mistake.
Common mistake.
Floppy desks.
Floppy desks.
Wait, this is a video from a day ago.
I love this guy.
it's all ok?
It's totally missed the camera at first, I love this guy.
This guy is a little bit...
No, I can't see shit, man.
I love this guy, oh my god, this guy fucking rules.
This guy rules.
You know what, I don't, as I get older, I'm going to be honest totally unironically.
People just loving what they do, just doing whatever the fuck makes them happy makes
me so happy.
Please ask, please ask what I missed that.
This dude is just being a food reviewer.
You know what I mean?
He just wants to be a food reviewer.
He doesn't really know what is going on there,
but he just gave a fuck and doing it.
You know, there's something about witnessing someone else's just joy,
which is real genuine for me.
That was fucking awesome.
All right, um, the trip man is the next story.
Link is channel, please.
I did, I linked him, I linked him.
He looks like every rogue character in like Homebrew D&D sets.
Psst.
Terkvar Mir.
Oh.
He doesn't look Turkish. Turkey is a massive country with a very diverse population.
Yeah, Turkey is kind of like almost the Brazil of Asia and you know, it's in Asia and Europe.
in Europe. Yeah, it's like a very, it's like a very, very diverse crossroads country.
That's a sick name.
That's a sick name.
Real shit?
Real shit.
This man,
Hey this man, he's man. I will splash the pot whenever the thing.
I want them.
Digger's cafe.
Oh.
The neurodivergent portion of our audience, which is about 80% of you just perked up.
in a big way.
Now, I get stressed out by saying, you don't actually touch the sand, but the remote control
vehicles in the sand.
We've got to work on that theme song that is going to confuse some people on the radio in a big way.
Hey, my name is Jasper.
I think your cafe was mishabitized.
Me and my social group planned on having a meeting here and I don't see one group burning crucifix.
not one of them. It's a bunch of sand and RC vehicles. What the hell?
Hi, thank you for the subscription, and thank you for the many months, a year thank you.
It really got a work on that theme song.
It made my blood run cold for a second.
Whoa!
Hey!
What's up, J?
Everybody my good buddy J. Della, Ben my friends and six years old if you don't follow him already you should he's a fantastic streamer as well
Local news tackles seed mystery
What
give this man a fucking raise give this man a fucking raise local nurse
I now this is what I've been waiting for
What's kind of look like pumpkin seeds?
Oh, trigosteria. I should come to Australia. Real real real real real real real real.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
A controversy bomb has absolutely...
a smash-neth news.
Fans are accusing the Duffer Brothers of using AI to write the stranger things final season
after spotting chat GPT tabs in the behind-the-scenes documentary.
Brother.
make sense, honestly, it makes so much sense.
Dude, I hope it's not true, I hope it's not true, I hope it's not true, I hope it's not
that would be crazy. That would be fucking crazy. If that's how they got caught too.
I don't think the tabs actually are chat TV, GBC to be honest. Fuck that show.
But that's misinfo. Yeah, I hope it is. I'm not a huge stranger for things fan either.
But that's that's crazy.
I train.
Thank you so much everybody.
Caroline Kwan sent that story by the way.
Thank you Caroline Kwan.
Unlabeled Chinese seeds, what do they fucking terraforming the United States?
to fuck.
There's no way he just said that.
There's no fucking way, please, guy, just said what I think he said.
A COVID variant
Open the schools, open the fucking schools, open the schools, open them, open the
that a person in a position of authority thinks that COVID is transmitted via seed, via seed,
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
All right, boobs, Zilla.
I'll answer your question because I like your name.
opinion. Thoughts on gaming industry getting taken over by shit, got you games,
rewarding players for their wallet. I think we need to be more
discerning consumers. Honestly, I think it takes two to tango. Like, obviously, I
will shame game companies for making shit, got you games. You know, I think it's
really predatory and it's bad. And I hate seeing major game companies lean into it.
it, but at the same time, like it takes two to tango, stop buying those games. We have no
power. You have all the power. Don't buy or play the game. You literally have all the power
in the situation. That's crazy.
And get out of the mailbox.
Well, I swear to you, we are so afraid of China, we are the average American is so afraid
of China, it's crazy.
Four packages of seeds from China pull up.
like it's a new COVID variant. They've been cooking it up in Wuhan and this one makes you gay.
The old one just attacks your respiratory system. This one makes you a homosexual. I've seen it.
My nephew Todd. He was always eating sunflower seeds. Now he puts on ladies make up.
I don't know, you do the math. Just not adding up.
I'm not identified driving object.
Huh?
Oh!
Fucking truth is out there.
Thank you for the hype train guys.
Brother, that is not safe for the road.
That is not safe.
Brother, that's American made truck, right there.
That bad boys are American made.
We made it so good we could drive it with the actual cracked and half.
Laku rock.
Okay Indiana has no vehicle inspection laws, even for something that looks like this.
Mercilessly poking fun, mercilessly poking fun, mercilessly, there is a car with the axle
Cracked in half, driving on icy streets.
It is a threat to every living being around it.
What are we talking about?
What are we fucking talking about?
the
true
this is exactly how we should respond we should come together and fix this guy's fucking car
Everyone else was like, ah, that's good social media only one dude is like we should we should help this person
Including you will? No, no, no, no, no, no. I was just saying that that car is fucking dangerous.
And it is fucking dangerous.
That's so cute.
Oh, this is why we need Chinese cars because there are a fraction of the price.
Wow.
Wow.
That's phenomenal.
I don't like the brag.
I don't like the fucking brag and I've never mentioned it.
But my mom and dad are elderly.
And they have a workmen named Billy Bob in North Carolina who does all the work on their old home.
And this last right around Christmas, I bought him a new truck.
I did the same thing.
And it totally changes, you want to hear some fucked up though.
You want to hear something fucked up.
This guy is like, you know, he's like a real blue collar guy, a normal dude, helps
out with my family's house, gave him the truck, because my mom asked, she's like,
well, can you please help out Billy Bobbie doesn't have a truck to get to work?
And I think it'd be really nice and I was like, great, gave him a truck, his ex-wife immediately
is coming after it.
is immediately trying to take his truck post divorce and it is so fucking sad.
I felt so bad. I saw my Christmas. And I was like, Billy, how's the truck?
Baby, how are we doing? He's like, oh, we're like a bad news group.
The X-Waveter trying to take it. I was like, no, dude! And I was like,
Well, I was like, Billy, we gotta set you up an S-Corp and we got to hide that truck as a fucking ass at me.
Actually, it was so funny that I felt so bad. You know, the expression, no good deed goes on punished.
I felt horrible. My mom was like, I'm sorry. Well, it's it's created.
I had to take in his life. I'm like, it's it's fine. We'll figure it out.
I'm getting a fucking third truck.
I'm gonna do it too.
I should have said it was the most like,
ah,
I should have said that.
So my mom is so, she's so kind.
She's such a nice person.
I know when my mom needs something for me
because she calls me way different.
I don't know if you guys have gotten to this point in your life,
but when my mom calls me out of nowhere,
And she's like, ah, do you know what, what's up?
I'm like, uh, higher register, here we go.
What do you need?
Ha ha ha.
All right, let me have a look at the other way.
Oh, we just watched this and then new Barbie just dropped.
Oh, first Barbie with autism.
What the fuck is on that iPad?
Guys, can I, may I say something?
That is not how autistic baddies look in real life.
This is how autistic baddies look in.
They don't fucking walk around in pajamas with an iPad, man.
And headphones on the whole time.
What the hell?
Get with the times, Mithel.
This is cute, though. This is cute.
I surround, thank you so much.
Did they give this chick a fidget spinner?
Her iPad features the 8th episode of Ken Burns Civil War documentary series.
That's the autism.
I am textual autism, ok, fatty.
You guys have heard that, right?
You guys have heard that, right?
I took the autism test with all the other Fira and members, and they rank autism on different
scales.
And I rank the zero for everything, except for textual autism, which I was off the chart,
like perfect score, like perfect register, like very textually autistic.
So I was like, oh shit!
Oh.
Yes.
Okay, I know you might be laughing at her saying women can be autistic, but this is real shit.
real shit because personal anecdote, personal anecdote, there was a girl that I went to
Blair Academy with that was a good friend of mine. I had been for a long time and I got a
call from her when we were like 26, 27 and she was like I was just diagnosed with autism and I was like
what? And she's like yeah, apparently it's a lot of really hot women don't get diagnosed with autism
What? What?
But it's true.
Baddies don't get diagnosed with autism because people just are like, she's so cool and weird and whimsical.
And they don't notice that they have autism because they're just so like,
there she goes.
Watching Ken Burns Civil War documentary again.
That's so her.
She's practically so additional.
You know what I mean? Like, they do. It's a real thing. It's a real thing.
So it's all my autistic baddies out there. We see you.
Slightly shifting your eye line to the left.
you're telling us about our own culture listen that we still have 100% of my audience
with just fucking smoking hot girls with audits it's it's the will nap stream
and Ken Burns Civil War documentary series man that was some good Ken Burns Civil
or documentary series. What do you want to watch now? We'll map this on.
Someone run big old titties. Bad and eye contact. Real. Dreamgirls. My god.
This is really cute. This is really cute. Some kid is gonna feel seen because of this
Barbie and that's very cute.
Now, when are they going to make my fucking foot fetish candle?
When am I going to be seen?
Tired of everybody else having their moment.
Um...
Leaning into it. Yeah.
The more I fight it, the more you're going to just fucking beat me over that with it.
Okay. Um, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do best of the CES consumer electronic show robot turtle.
Oh.
It toward us, toward us.
And so, what's your favorite Pokemon, toward us?
Wow.
Wow.
Hi.
What's this fucking weird doing?
Yeah, tell me.
Less disruptive than what?
Less disruptive than what?
I've got it.
Let's disrupt it and shooting a clock into shallow turtle field waters.
It's not a new quilt.
Oh, but go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, what truck?
Oh, cookie.
I thought you said cookie.
I was like, what are you saying about my co-host right now?
Cookie truck.
I got real defensive for a second.
I got real defense.
Towsucking truck, interesting, interesting, interesting.
Okay, no, I was saying about this turtle.
I was like, is it, is it to like,
observe turtles in their natural environment
to like help them survive?
Is it, you know what I mean?
I thought there was gonna be some mission statement
other than just camera in ocean.
Natural disaster. Why?
Okay, here's the mission statement.
Okay, it's a pool toy.
I Polish, I Polish, wait, what am I looking at?
Okay, it's time for me to admit something.
I love women's nails.
It is like my favorite thing.
I love women's nails.
I fucking adore them.
And I know what it goes back to.
I know exactly what it goes back to.
My own pair growing up was a woman named Christine.
And she would always have big fuck off long-eilig pedicure and she would always wrap her nails on everything.
Everywhere she went, she would wrap her nails always always always.
So I am such a fan of nails. Caroline can tell you.
Detune!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I like if I was a more confident man, I would have my nails done all the time
the time, and this is so cool.
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in following the Tunees.
An amazing show where you gotta see what you guys.
If you have any interest in the supernatural or ghosts,
you are missing out so much by not falling to Tune.
Tune, I hope you had a wonderful stream.
That is how, how does it work?
How does that work?
Well, well, well, it's from, it's from Fifth Element.
It's from Fifth Element.
It's from Fifth Element.
Do you guys remember the scene from Fifth Element?
That is crazy, that is okay, the fucking robots eternal throw it out the window, this 10 out of 10.
Holy shit. They're ugly, though. Every great scientific achievement starts with a small
step. Don't think about what they look like now. Think about what they could look like
and a few iterations from now.
There nails that change color, and there a conversation starter.
Ladies, if you're looking for a man, you go out to a fucking cafe, you take your
nails, and you start on a big red, big green, somebody's going to come over and
be like, what's going on there?
Let's bring room to party starter.
Lolly Popstar.
It tastes like pimp.
Oh right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Wait, this is the old toothbrush that we used to use.
It's tooth turns.
Is that fucking a con?
Does that lollipop sing locked up?
I got locked up, they won't let me, I'm, they won't let me, I'm locked up, concrete music.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for all those gifted subs I appreciate.
Why would you make a disposable bone conduction speaker in that you throw out after you eat one fucking lie pop?
That's crazy.
Wasteful, turtle out the window, two tunes out the window, color changing nails,
invest heavily.
Robot Dog!
I
My heart just exploded
Tom Stevens, you're a fucking angel.
You're a fucking hero in a world full of robes.
Is he though? Yes, he is. And if you're questioning that, you've never lost anybody to
dementia. It's absolutely fucking horrific.
This is too much, no. You really don't, like, I make a lot of jokes, I make a lot of jokes,
I don't want to come off this condescending or stern, but until you've lost someone to
dementia, you really don't understand. You really don't get it. It's, it's absolutely
fucking brutal. And anything you can do to make that process, last brutal, I'm I'm
before. Like I know it feels like like a maconation for the sake of maconation, robots for
the sake of robots, but it is true. When when you're loved one is suffering from dementia,
they cannot have pets anymore, it's dangerous for the animal. You have to take them away.
Because that they might do something like feed it eight times in like an hour, they might not feed
for like two weeks they might let it out and forget they let it out. There are so many situations
where your loved one cannot keep animals. I recently lost an aunt to dementia and it was brutal
and my mom going through it was horrific and watching her struggle with my aunt start to lose
like the things she could do and watch her be reduced so much. I'm sorry man, don't be sorry.
It's an experience that that like literally half of you are going to have to go through it at some point in your life
Right, it's it's just a part of living right it is it is a but it is one of the most horrible ways to die
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy and so
This to me maybe it strikes close to home because I'm so recently close to it
But like the okay the fucking robot turtle there's no purpose for that
It's a fucking it's a fucking pool toy this guy developed this
with the purpose of it being used at like care facilities and that makes perfect
sense to me and look at how these women are responding to this oh my god man she's
looking for her.
You
I think I'm going to be a good one.
Dude.
Oh.
Oh.
Who's chopping onions?
Oh my god.
Oh.
That ripped me.
That absolutely fucking destroying me.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
All right, next story. New Tomagachi.
It's a vape. Oh fuck yeah, man, dude, forget the dog. I can smoke this one.
What the fuck, did they just, is that a dumpling?
Have you seen the Lego Pokemon that got announced?
Yeah, yeah, it's actually pretty cool.
It's huge.
Not the Pikachu, the Pikachu socks.
The three starters one is sick.
What the fuck?
Oh my God!
Now you should get to our dude!
For those of you who don't speak, Mandarin.
uh... this tiny uh... time ago she is saying thank you for the uh...
dumpling was delicious
and then it said something along the lines of please don't shake me like that you made
me sick
and then it said blowy so
interesting
interesting
interesting
All right, it's time for our last news topic of the night.
We are on to Crime and Danger.
I cannot believe that there are, I'll get 6,000 of you here
for Neffinus.
I appreciate it.
Thank you guys so much.
It's crazy.
All right, first story from Crime and Danger.
The favorite, the favorite topic of the Neffinus.
Washers is Laundromat Hero.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
Why? Why is he ever bad?
Oh!
Oh fuck.
Oh my god!
Wait, this is Ellie's. This is Ellie's in New Orleans. I ate that this place.
This is this is in New Orleans, right?
This is this is where people told me to eat.
It's a laundry mat restaurant. Wait am I correct? Hold on. There's no way.
Is it, it's a Memphis, oh fuck.
No, what's the name of the laundromat restaurant in New Orleans?
Oh, no, what's it called, dude, I swear to you, when I was in New Orleans, I asked
people, I was like, where should I eat?
And everybody told me to go to this fucking laundromat and I was like, there's no way
and the food was absolutely insanely good.
see dryers? No, I see a woman with the name of a restaurant in a laundromat. And it
looks identical to this. Melbos is it Melbos?
Melbos. Yes, this is it. This is it.
Wait, is this it? Is this the laundry bit flavor? Is this it? Is this a, this is the one with that's a, it's a, it's a laundry mat too, right?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is a laundry mat too, right?
Hold on, I'm sorry, I have to track this down.
Yes, yes, yes, dude. Yes, look, look.
It's a laundry bag, and then it's a restaurant.
This place was fucking phenomenal.
This place was, dude, it looks, wait, it does look similar.
Okay, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Sorry. I haven't thought of this place in like three years.
No, it doesn't. Okay, fuck ass. How many laundry-bat restaurants have you been to in your life?
What the fuck are you talking about?
you
Based.
Wow!
What a fucking empathetic take man!
We're gonna go on.
Okay, this newsman is distractingly sexy.
Why, what the fuck?
Why am I looking at this super sexy light-skinned man?
Wow, my goodness!
And why the only one who's like,
He wins!
Nah, he's not your brother, you're lying to yourself. Come on, John.
You don't have to be bitter.
There's room for more than one sexy man in this world. This is a attractive man.
Okay, um, card criminals caught, oh my god, I heard about this, I heard about this.
I do, okay, okay, okay, there have been like five card places.
is in the greater Los Angeles region
that have been hit and robbed.
Okay, I don't wanna name which card store I go to.
But the card store I go to,
it was one of the five that have been hit,
and I was like, bro, what happened?
He's like, dude, they just kicked in the door,
smashed all the display cases and took everything.
And I was like, what?
And here's the fucking crazy thing.
Here's the fucking crazy thing.
I had put together a package of like my old slabs that I was going to go in and trade
for a poncho Pikachu and I went in and I was like hey man I'm here for the poncho
and the guy was like I'm sorry brother the case got smashed and they fucking stole it
and I was like oh my god this is happening a lot right now this is happening a lot right now
Just for a frame of reference, this is not the card show I or a card shop I go to.
L.A. sports cards.
Oh, they finally caught these fucking guys.
They finally caught these are the same guys.
These are the same fucking guys that have hit all the stores.
This is crazy.
easy. This is absolutely the same group of guys that have hit all these different shops.
Look, look, look, look, look. This is the same thing they did at the other card shops.
They've already case the joint and they know where the valuable slabs are. Watch, watch.
They don't, they ignore all the stuff that's not valuable and they take the super valuable
stuff, and then they bail.
They got him.
Holy, bro, they hit the card shop near me.
Bro, I'm trying, I'm trying to tell you.
They hit like five shops in Los Angeles.
Like, it fundamentally changed the card economy in fucking Los Angeles, because they
went in and stole like, dude, they stole like hundreds of thousands of dollars of
cards, hundreds of thousands of dollars of cards.
Pokemon, I think, just Pokemon.
Oh my god, they got caught on the slabs. They must have gotten caught on the slabs. Dude,
they must okay. So, slabs have barcodes, right? Slabs have fucking barcodes. And if you
knew what you were doing, if you were to steal a slab, you would crack it open, right? And
re-re-fucking
Vegester of the card is the is what you should do, but they probably try to sell the slabs in the same cases
And they were able to identify the barcode on the slab and track those people down
I bet that is fucking
That is crazy
That is I'm sorry guys this story is like so right down my alley. I know I'm geeking, but like
Like people I know and talk to all the time were hit by this and it was like really sad and I was like fuck and they were so upset.
See?
See?
Of course they are. Of course they are. Of course they are.
It be sad if the affected if this affected little kids with these are adults
stealing from adults. Pro these are mom and pop card shops. These are not like
scalpers. These are like little tiny card shops in the greater Los Angeles area.
They are not like the dudes camping out target. These are a totally different thing. These are
not scalpers. These are like tiny little nerd havens.
I get the vitriol, I get the vitriol, I listen, don't, you don't need to gang up on that
chatter because here's the thing, here's the thing, I understand that most Pokemon card
sales right now are associated with scalpers, okay? If you don't know much about the industry,
you would think that all Pokemon cards now are sold by scalpers, and to be fair, a vast
majority are, right? A vast majority of Pokemon card products are bought and sold by
scalpers, which fucking suck. But these particular instances are not those people.
These are tiny little comic book shops that sell Pokemon cards and like sports cards and stuff.
And it's a totally different, like I understand the conflation. I totally understand the conflation,
But I'm just clarifying, this is not that.
Wow, man. That is correct. That's story is crazy.
Your boy card did a video related to this.
Social media are ruling hobbies.
Yeah, my man Carter making YouTube videos, he's right, though.
This is exactly what people think of.
This is exactly what people think of, is like the scalping of comedy.
By the way, I don't know if you guys know this, the craziest thing, the craziest thing has
been happening like the last like two years where the shoe market has fucking died.
The shoe market has absolutely fucking collapsed.
I, okay, this is really fascinating.
I used to be a shoe guy.
I think I've mentioned this to you.
I used to be a shoe guy in college.
I loved shoes.
I was very big on shoes.
Unfortunately, I was in a fraternity and basically one pair of my shoes would get stolen every single like theme party.
You know what I mean? Like every time there's a theme party, someone would be like,
can I take a pair of your dunks and then they would never come back.
So I stopped collecting, but I've always kind of like followed the market a little bit.
And I, um, do you know what's fucking crazy?
When I went home for Christmas, I was going through one of my closets because my mom has donated
all of my clothing. She is donated all of my clothing to people in North Carolina.
Like, there's almost nothing. And the one thing that was still in my closet, that my mom
could not bring herself to give away were my old supura skytop goals, which were like,
was the most expensive thing I've ever bought. I like worked all summer to buy these supura
skycop, top 24 karat golds. And my mom has given away all my clothing. I opened up the closet.
It's just this one pair of shoes. And I was like that is so fucking cute that my mom remembers
how important this one pair of shoe was to me. Pick, yeah, I'll pull them up. Super sky top gold.
Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. These bad boys absolute fucking classics back in the day, absolute fucking classics back in the day.
How much is a new pair in box?
Yeah, bet you can't find them new in box anymore.
Anyway, at the time they were really, really fucking hard to find.
Chad Musca, super sky tops.
Yeah, so what happened with the shoe market, which is so crazy,
is these scalpers would buy massive quantities
of these limited release like Jordan's and Nike SP's
and try to scots and all that kind of shit.
And basically what happened was like Nike was like
all right we're tired of everybody scalping.
So let's like raise the fucking quantity of what is released.
So they giga ramped how many shoes they were releasing
but scalpers were still like buying out the product.
like they were like they were going crazy and buying
parents, parents, parents, but also the normal, the
normies were also getting pairs in these drops.
And then beyond that inflation hit, no one was
collecting shoes anymore.
Like young people don't give a fuck about Jordans anymore.
They really don't give a fucking shit.
So the Schumarga has collapsed.
And a lot of these shoe scalpers have like
insane amounts of shoes that have like
totally, like, fall in a part in terms of value.
So there are a lot of like shoe scalpers that are like now going online
and essentially being like, I'm ruined.
What have I done?
Like, it is a, it's a weird time.
It is a weird time for sure for, for scalping those products.
Pokemon is still fucking so hot that those scalpers are doing fine.
But I do think that there's going to be a Pokemon bubble soon.
I do think that there's going to be a Pokemon Bubbles Inn.
Pokemon just secured a larger printing deal in America.
The market's going to blow up when it's something running.
Yeah, 100%.
Yes.
I'm going to be honest, the one piece TCG isn't even at its height yet.
Pokemon is going to fall off, one piece is going to go for another few years.
Pokemon is going to get crazy.
Some of those fucking comic art loophies.
Some of these are gonna get this one.
Bro, I'm telling you, this card right here,
I bet this card gets to like 10,000.
this card is juicer. Do you watch one piece? I do. I'm not totally caught up yet. I'm not
totally, I think I'm on episode like 250, 300, something like that. Well I made you a quiz. I made
this for Austin but he doesn't stream. Okay, take a look. Pick an element. I think I'm
an Earth. I think I'm an Earth guy. The old classic shot question. Would you rather
have unlimited bacon and no video games or unlimited view games and no video games? I'm
And let's take on limited video games.
Thanks, Mark, me up, come on.
Please choose one, PMW, British flying for skin.
You go centric, being fine.
I'm going to go egosentric.
About will, feminist, are you mad enough?
Humor as a disguise, hot.
I'm going to go humor as it's guys about cutie girl and boy friend group
Taylor Swift complimentary tellers to have to rock its way be perfect woman
or else I'm going to go Taylor Swift complimentary about us on autism funny
neurodivergent serious are you man enough hot I'm going to go hot favorite
extended universe character oh I'm going to go kind no I'm going to go
Carolyn. Do you fuck with the war? I am more. Pick an incident, brawn patty's incident,
China trip Disneyland, constant theft of Hassan's property. Ooh, I'm going to go brawn
panties. Accuations against host, misogyny, erectile dysfunction, gay autism. I'm going to go gay
because I think that's my most common thing I'm accused of.
Go, Marsh, Marsh, Marsh, Marsh.
I'm gonna go lowercase Marsh, Smiley face.
That's the most like him. Give me a hot take.
Ah, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear.
If your end will get bigger as it moves away from the streaming space.
Aaaaay!
Am I?
Yippee! It's so fun to be a clown because then no one can see you as you cry.
Yes, go ahead.
No!
No!
No!
Well, don't fuck the turtle.
Well, do a fall at a heart of gold.
Do not forget how much the world loves you pack.
That's so nice.
make you so much. Appreciate ya. Thank you. Thank you thank you.
Okay. Okay. We got one more and we got two more news stories. We got two more news stories.
Oh, come on, that's cute.
In the middle of the deputies' 30-hour shift, where he had to walk uphill the entire
time.
Yes, it is disrespectful, you fucking pig.
Oh, my God. The incident is under investigation, but I saw a guy shooting up crack next
to an elementary school in our city the other day. Can we not investigate the fucking Starbucks
cup with a peg on it? Can we not use our tax resources on that? Fucking stiff upper
lip, brother. stiff upper fucking lip. So fucking, oh, cry me a fucking river. Gotta run
Get it up the flagpole.
Gotta make sure that fucking Starbucks priest gets fired.
Because there's a picture of a pig on my fucking cup, oh, for fuck's sake, man.
What a bitch.
Jesus Christ, man.
What?
Here's right, he is absolutely fucking not right.
Now he is, okay, let me explain something to you, let me explain something.
Mama Mia is not a real musical, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love Mama Mia, I love Mama
Mia, but it's fucking abom music, man, you're supposed to sing along.
If you go to fucking, I'm a fan for you, song from Britney Spears career, set in the, you
you know, in Egypt, but it's all Britney Spears music.
People are gonna sing along, okay?
He's not gonna do it.
This isn't the Scarlet fucking Pin per nail, okay?
This is a sing along musical.
Mama Mia is a sing along musical, a hundred percent, a hundred thousand percent.
As someone who has seen so many musicals, including Mama Mia, this is a sing along
musical.
And if you don't like it, turn around and go, hey, don't do that.
Don't scream at the fucking child.
This is a child.
What?
Will was wrong? I'm not wrong. I'm sorry. Nothing is this serious. Nothing is this serious.
That's crazy.
3m? Oh my god, I honestly, you're bad people. I don't know what to tell you.
Screaming at someone in front of an entire theater and maybe traumatizing them for life is not an appropriate response.
I'm sorry, that is I'm fundamentally disagree. And if you are okay with that, you're probably not empathetic person at all. That's crazy.
Easy.
Yeah, just be a decent human being.
I can't even believe there's no argument about this.
Yeah.
Yes, 100%.
Go talk to security.
No, absolutely not.
No, you won't.
Oh, did you hear how loud this dude was?
Look at this theater!
This is, okay, the other thing is, he's been yelling
for long enough for this person to take out a camera and start recording him from the fucking
the bleachers. That's crazy guys, come on.
Do you hear all my that is of
I'm sorry guys. I know exactly what type of man that is I know exactly what type of man that is that's a small man
I'm sorry if I yell that you over that but I I cannot get on board with that one at all
I cannot get on board with that worst take I don't care
I don't honestly, I hope someone yells at you like that one day and I hope someone like me isn't there to stand up for you.
Real.
Um...
Just crazy bro. That is nuts.
And, this is why I go to Raves.
I don't want to fucking deal with people.
Finish it?
Send it again.
I lost it.
You missed the best part.
You
Exactly, a hundred percent, that part, that part, listen, listen, if he went, like if those
girls went to like death of a salesman and they were like disruptive. That's one thing.
Right? If they go to like fucking what's what's the show with, you know, fucking the
Cramer versus Cramer. They go to like something like that and they're making a bunch of
noise. I get it. That is that is like an acting show. Mama Mia is literally just a two-hour
sing along. Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, yeah exactly exactly.
I'm the person lying.
All right, Chatter's keep adding stuff.
Some Chatter said they swore at his nieces.
I didn't hear that part.
Well, they send the videos that they went like this.
Watch it again.
It said they went like this.
You talked over it and skipped it like three times.
Okay, I'm gonna be so for real.
That's a 12 hour time out.
Eat my ass. 12 times eat my fucking ass. Drama queen.
You skipped it like 87 times will.
It's magic.
But thank you, no.
I was so sick.
What is this genre of music?
Disco.
Disco.
Pop, no, my God, this is disco.
Focusing isn't?
Are you nuts?
Yes, it is.
This is disco.
Why, why?
Do you think that white people didn't make disco?
How young are you guys?
What is happening?
This is disco.
Guys, you do know that disco was the biggest genre in the world for like 10 years, right?
Disco is not some obscure genre.
Disco was a literally culture for a decade.
Guys, I don't mean to blow your fucking mind, the most iconic disco song of all time
was made by a white guy named Barry Gib.
This is disco.
The youngins don't know ball, I am actually shocked by that.
How many shatters were like confidently totally wrong?
And I'm like one of the biggest disco fans.
I'm not scared of losing.
Another game!
guys guys people are still arguing that it's your pop please please please yes I
I've had significant disco hits, dancing queen,
give me, give me, give me,
who they've who?
They're disco group, please don't die on this hell.
Don't die on this hell.
Please, please.
They're literally one of the most affluent disco groups ever.
Like, you just don't understand what disco is.
If you're arguing that they're not, it can be both,
but then you wouldn't argue that it's not disco.
What is happening?
I can debate that a bicycle is a mode of transportation more than it is a bipedal vehicle,
but like I think it's the same thing.
I don't know where I don't know we're I don't know we're doing debate perverts. Yeah, that's that's like guys guys guys
This is the most disco song ever.
This is Studio 54.
I'm defending you. Thank you. I appreciate you.
My favorite part about this video is at this point, Obel was the biggest group in the
fucking world, and they still couldn't get this bitch head sets that fit.
Can we please get this woman headphones that fit on her head?
That's crazy!
I don't want to ruin her hair, probably.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, that's it for Naphneus, give me the hater again.
We don't need to debate pervert about how clearly disco Abba is.
You
Oh, you cut it short.
Now, I have to use
Bab, Bab. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for joining us on
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time. That's all the news that's fit to
fit to Prince. Big shout out for a horse. Thank you so much.
Everybody, thank you, horse. Thank you, horse.
Thank you. Let's get a big thanks for the biggest and best.
Mod in the game. Now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for one episode of Survivor.
one, one episode of Survivor. Okay. But before we get into that, let me just say thank
you so much for everybody joining me on this Monday. It is crazy. I know I say this
probably once a year but it is crazy how much this community has grown. Six thousand
people for Neffinus is a new high watermark and don't think I don't appreciate it I
really do. More and more people are choosing to spend their evenings with us and it
is so freaking flattering. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to all my
Nathheads for coming in and enjoying and supporting every single God
damn night. It means the world to me. So with that being said, let's watch
episode 13 of Survivor. This one is called vengeance.
Why?
Curse, bubble.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Well, you can do anything to him.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Were you playing Pokemon tonight? Yes, depending on how I feel.
Rip-vod, why rip-vod? What happened?
Oh God, that noise was so awful.
Well, it's been going so hard lately.
Thank you for noticing.
I've really been trying to produce a better stream product for you guys.
You guys deserve it.
You
You
...
hand Yeah, miles
sound good guys, oh, subtitles, sorry.
There you go.
There you go.
Th-There you go.
What the fuck are we going right into it, or we're going right in?
Hey girl, hey Chad, keep dog ball, thank you.
He called it an endurance challenge, oh my god, thank you, he's a real survivor head.
Yes, thank you, not megg.
What's?
Wait, that is okay.
Can I be honest?
I think they merged early because two people dropped out early.
I think the one guy who got injured and then the one guy who had like what is it?
pneumonia.
And the fact that the other guys arm is torn, Zen, yeah.
I think that they did this like two weeks early.
He's still here, yeah, but...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Yeah, this is early.
It's a big merge.
It's usually like 10 people, right? Yeah, this is a big merge.
That's her.
That's her.
Excuse me.
They had to stitch that together.
I'm going to be right back guys.
I'm going to grab a drink at a snack.
Keep watching, be back in 30 seconds.
you
you
You
You
Ladies, got this one on lock.
I think the Olympians are going to take this.
Yeah, she's solid. She'll be up there forever.
Damn, that was athletic.
Damn.
Crazy moves.
Paulie.
Lair charisma uniqueness nerve talent.
Dude, they hate this guy for no reason.
He's literally just making small talk.
She's like, I tried this. Thank you. And they're like, I'll what a fucking monster.
I have to fall out this hurts.
No shot! I thought Morton would take this to the end of the line.
Pauli!
And I'm not.
Damn.
That's that's that's gay fit right there there's fit and then there's gay fit that man is gay fit
down. He took that as far as he could. That man is fucking fit. That man is strong.
I'm going to turn on my AC.
Hey, it says each shit and die.
Yeah, it says each shit and die.
I can stay up here all day.
Yeah.
Did you hear Miles say, Snakeum, take us instead?
That's awesome.
Snake, I have never heard someone say snake
on before, that's, that's metal.
She's a little beast.
She's a little beast.
She's gonna be a force if she can stay in the game.
You do not want to see someone built like that in the final challenge.
The final challenge is always an endurance challenge, she will blow you out of the fucking water.
Built like a cross country track star.
You
Bring one more.
Three more.
Not in the history of survivor.
Morgan is going 100%.
Yep.
Now, if you're smart, you can just bring all girls.
This girl's will hold this again, see you.
Wow.
Look, she's already holding it again, sir.
She's getting ready to hold it against her.
This girl has never been in alliance with Kate.
Never been in a tribe with Kate.
Never been a friend of Kate.
And she's already ready to hold it against her
that she doesn't get brought.
That is crazy.
Karen's gonna be fucking absolutely until.
No, I've never seen this. I've never seen this many people. It's not even Karen.
And a new alliance was formed.
you
Oh, that actually looks fucking delethy also.
Do you think the game was originally, wait, do you think this was originally still going
to be a two team game and have a full team go to it so they can pretend to take extra
Oh, my God, you are absolutely fucking brilliant.
That no, that's not an it-dode.
That chatter is absolutely correct.
Remember when I said, I thought that they merged early
because so many people dropped out,
that chatter is absolutely correct.
I've never seen so many people get brought
to an individual reward challenge, right?
Usually it's like two extra people.
The reason they allowed so many extra people is they originally wanted this to be a team
reward game.
So they had enough food and supplies for an entire team.
So they pretended like, oh, bring two more people.
Oh, bring two more people.
Oh, bring two more people because they pushed Merjup.
Honestly, Chatter, that is one of the most brilliant snipes a Chatter has made ever
watching Survivor.
You're right.
That's exactly what happened.
And that's why it felt weird.
Literally, I was like, they're bringing too many people.
This is weird.
That was a brilliant snipe.
You
you
you
Wait, they're right down the beach, they're within your shot, there's no way.
That is fucking how there he is.
I clocked that from a mile away.
Did I get that? Listen, I don't like to make too many judgment calls about people.
This girl is tough to know and in real life.
She's tough.
Oh wait, I thought just ten minutes ago you said that he talked like a fucking robot.
That's so weird, that's interesting.
That literally ten minutes ago during the challenge, you said he talked like a fucking robot,
your words, not mine.
Now you're saying that he can't be alone with anybody because he's so charismatic that he's going to flip the game.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
I think it sounds like you have PTSD. Well, no, I'm going to be honest. I just hate
when people are such bullies, she and the one shit
that kind of looks like cutie Cinderella
have been slogan, have been such bullies this whole season.
I am okay with you taking issue with someone
who is genuinely a piece of shit,
but rich and the other guy that not AJ looks like him.
AJ looks like him, Poly.
They have been so, no, it is AJ, sorry,
and Poly, the three of them actually,
they have been so rude and mean
for the entirety of the season.
And I hate when people are like that.
It triggers me and they have been really rude to him.
You
Okay, okay, I wonder if it's gonna be asian.
You
Logan
She goes you can come in and Logan went no you're all good keep walking interesting play lady
You
Okay, Zara.
Interesting.
Oh, yeah, I forgot that she absolutely wrapped her.
Zara just dumb honestly.
I don't know if Zara is dumb or if she is just like,
if she really thought that she had to make that fucking play
at that point, right?
like if you truly believed that you had to get back
and you otherwise you would have been voted off,
which was not the case, ultimately.
But if you really thought that
and you thought that was your only way forward in the game,
like I did it, but I think Zara really is like,
she's willing to throw anyone under the bus,
which I kind of respect.
Like it's kind of equal opportunity,
which I, you know, if you're gonna be a monster,
or be a monster, I respect that more than like,
I am voting this person off because they give me the egg and they're horrible and they should be shot like I don't like that
I like when someone's like yeah, I'm playing a win the game. That's that I respect that way more
But she's a monster, not out of choosing acumen, but out of exemption and superiority.
I don't know if we can survive.
I think she's trying to win survivor.
I haven't seen her do anything super toxic yet.
Yeah.
Logan is like, Logan is like what?
Like what the fuck is going on here?
Look at Logan's face.
Pop, pop, pop, poke your face, pop, poke your face.
I
Look in
Oh, God. I'm going to be honest. I have a visceral reaction to people like Logan. I have a visceral reaction
You
The funniest fucking survivor moment is that one guy who pretended to know what was
it's from Owen, and he got him to name the Trimes Zugs, or whatever it was.
What was that shit?
He got into name on a warcraft term.
Dabu, was it da-boo?
A visceral reaction is a deep instinctive, gut-level physical and emotional response to something.
Indeed it is.
and
molossig
Speaking of work after you're gonna play while the burning crusade absolutely fucking not
I'm not going to lie, work out for me, I, I, with peace and love, peace and love.
I had my only thing's arc, I did it to the absolute best of my ability, the absolute best
of my ability, I made level 60 without dying, I healed my fucking ass off in a raid.
I did it the best that I could have ever done it.
And I left it all on the court.
And almost no one watched it.
No one gave a shit.
And I really didn't enjoy it.
I'll be honest.
I had no fun.
It felt like doing a job.
I fucking put so much time and do it.
But I did it.
I proved it to myself that I could do it.
I fucking made it the whole way through.
I healed my goddamn ass off.
Femboy hole will go down in the nails of history.
And man, I'm gonna be honest,
you know what really did for me?
We just walked away.
Everybody just walked away from only things.
That the Femboy hole is still alive.
That character is still alive somewhere.
And then they were like,
no, we gotta do it the real way.
This time it's gonna be even more bright.
And I was like,
we'll catch ya on the other side.
I'll never go back.
I'll never go back.
I left it all on the field.
I am retired.
I left my fucking wrestling shoes on the mat.
Never to be picked up again.
No pixel?
Yeah, I'm coming back to no pixel.
the
you
what do you think about the new season of primal has it started releasing
What's tomorrow?
I love this speech.
This edit is fantastic.
The editors did him solidarity.
The nice guy killed him.
you
I fucking love Miles. If Miles wins this season, it's gonna be one of the all-time great
Dark Horse victories ever.
I think that's the best.
Miles, I also, can I say something crazy?
Miles is like a perfect candidate for a she's all that make up makeover.
I feel like miles could be so fucking hot with a little makeover.
I feel like I always look at him and I'm like,
dude, he's kind of hot.
I feel like a quick, she's all that makeover.
You know what I mean?
Glasses off, hair done, mustache shave, nice fit,
and he's hot.
Oh!
Floating!
Floating!
Floating!
She's here!
Gross, that's that. Gross, let the bottoms flirt. Leave them a little you leave those boys alone.
You leave those boys alone.
Unfortunately, there is a great top shortage on this island too.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I like that alliance.
I like that alliance. I like it.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay, awesome, lions.
Fuck, I will laugh. I'm addicted.
Oh, you got the survivor bag, did you?
What the fuck?
Thank you.
Nice.
Wow!
Monster R!
What the hell?
That's a five-banger along with Gordon.
Fucking!
Freeman, baby!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Coming up as soon as you're going to wash tonight, just the one because we did
is.
Type,
Type,
Good immunity.
Cool immunity.
I like this immunity.
Miles has two secret communities, doesn't he?
He has one immunity and one advantage.
By the way, I would dominate this challenge.
I am a fucking machine on a balanced board. I have a bad man on a balanced board.
I would destroy this challenge. I would absolutely destroy this challenge. We had a balanced
board in college and I was on that thing all fucking day. I was on a balanced board
I got to the point where I could do like 360's and shit on a balance board.
I'm, I'm, this is my shit.
Skateboarder wins this right? He has to.
He has to, right? The professional skateboarder has to win this.
Wait, you're allowed to hold the rope, there's no way.
Let go of the rope.
What was that?
She clearly grabbed the fucking thing.
JLP went, no.
I've never heard JLP eliminate someone by saying,
No, no.
No, what are you doing?
No.
JLP went, no.
He's so tired, he's so tired with this season.
season. He is so tired with this season. You can tell he's like, what is going on, man?
Do you can hold a rope the entire time? This is so easy.
This is so okay maybe it's because I do bounce board all the time, but this is so easy.
No, you touched it a media, you touched it in under a minute, lady.
No one's even going to get to the second ball.
I challenge you to chug a beer on a balanced board, brother.
I could do that easily.
So easily.
I could do 360's and stuff, man, I'm telling you, I did balance board for
like two full years at my friend's house called Jumanji.
We would just always stand on this one balance board.
You know how people have weird random talents?
This is one of my weird random talents.
We would literally play the old Sega collection.
Do you remember when they released the Sega collection
for like PlayStation 3?
We had the old Sega collection
and we would play old Sega games like game ground
and Dr. Robotnik's mean-been machine,
and we would both stand on balance boards the entire time,
while we would drink Carl O'Rocie out of a jug.
Battle Toads goes hard, real.
You said college were old now, well, listen, mentally I am old, I will admit that.
Physically, I'm in better shape than I ever have been in my life.
I am a freak and I am at the gym three hours a day, I'm a freak.
I want to do tasks and peptides. I should. Now, I just need to go to the gym to fight my demons or else I freak out.
But I still have a 400-pound squat of five-minute mile, 300-pound bench press, like, I'm still, I'm a freaking nature right now.
five minutes and five minutes and fifty six seconds, but yeah, that's to you five
That's a five minute mile. Don't take that away from me.
Your whole math listen. I'm taking it
Ain't no way you bench 140 kilograms. Well. Yeah, absolutely my bench is crazy right now
But I was throwing 250 up yesterday like it was toothpicks. I thought crazy
Get on the balance board, pig. I haven't had one in like 10 years.
If I had one I'd jump on right now.
Listen, I'm very honest about my strengths and my weaknesses, right?
Right. I'm the first food mitt. I can't fucking spell to save my life.
The first food mitt I can't organize got to have them first to admit that I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm but there are certain things that I am still free.
Usually good at.
Like if you step on a pickleball court, I will fucking wipe you.
Oh shit.
You
But if you're fringishly good at balance, don't call us plubs because we can't, I never call you guys plubs, what the fuck?
Yeah, this professional skateboarder has to win this, right?
This is right down his lane.
Come on, Jesse.
Just here's not moved.
Wow, okay, I'm not gonna lie. I don't think I would have won this. 20 minutes is crazy.
This dude locked in. Professional skateboarder advantage. Thank you.
Oh, oh, oh, come on, you see. Come on, you see.
Just eat.
Come on, Jesse.
Come on, Jesse.
Uh, separate your balls, Jesse.
Come on, Jesse, please.
I think Jesse's gone this travel.
you
...
What's the play, Logan?
Hmm...
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.
.
.
I think they're going to go after Jesse right now.
They only need one to flip, can I be honest to try and flip?
They should try and flip miles, they should try and flip miles.
There it is.
Oh, shit!
That is crazy, bro.
That is crazy.
She's siding with the bronze to take away their advantage and flush one of her closest alliance
members.
If she actually goes through with this, this is a crazy play.
I thought Jesse was dead to fucking rights.
I thought Jesse was dead to fucking rights.
You get a clear shot at the leader of the other alliance? You best not miss. Like, Jesse,
Jesse rarely does the leader of an alliance. Show his ass like this. You know what I mean? Like,
they were in the minority because of acts of God, Zen and fucking band get eliminated because of injury.
injury, so they go into merge man down, yeah, I thought he was cooked.
Wonderful.
Okay, Logan, welcome to the game of survivor.
to see that you're playing now she's going to target Jesse.
Yep.
When the leader of an alliance when a clear threat to win the game shows his ass, everybody
and take that opportunity.
This is it for Jesse and we can fast forward to the vote on this one.
I feel really bad.
I feel really bad.
This is a classic case of someone being a little bit too.
What is the name of it?
Tall Poppy Syndrome?
This is Tall Poppy Syndrome.
When everybody on the, when everybody on the season looks at you and they think you are the favorite to win.
They're going to knock you down if they have an opportunity to.
And his own alliance flipped on them.
Those Morgan and Kate were like, they're in league with him.
They're like his team and they were brawn strong.
Tall poppy syndrome.
He got, he got cut down.
He got fucked by injuries, truly, truly, truly, injuries fundamentally change the outcome
of this.
This by man is shooting his shot.
This boy, are we sure he's by check him PC check him PC.
By means you like women will, I know that, but maybe love too much.
Yeah, well, you said to spectrum?
I did.
But I'm in vionist.
I think what he's doing is bullshit, because I don't know any spell for
spectating man who's ever had a cock in his mouth, that would say, I'm glad I can keep
staring at your eyes so I can pick out the gold flex.
No.
No.
I think he's being disingenuous.
I think he's being disingenuous.
I'm just saying, I'm just, I'm just calling the house here.
By Nagai, you know what I mean.
I think he's being disingenuous.
That's what I'm saying.
Is he doing the will strap?
That's what I'm saying.
I think he was playing up a level of gay that is even beyond gay and it's not by.
you know what I mean like he was flirting with her but in a way that he's like I'm so
not you know what do you hear what I'm saying do you do you see what I'm saying
Yes, yes, you're putting it together. I think that this is a by-man who's doing performative homosexuality beyond his level of gay
Even though he's a by-man. Do you hear what I'm saying?
Are you a gay power scaler right now?
Yes, yes I am.
I'm here saying that him saying you have beautiful eyes.
I'm glad I get to talk to you for longer, so I can pick out the flex of golden them
is a by-man doing performative homosexuality. That is what I and I will stand on that.
What's this guy who's say about his gay levels?
He's having a Kiki!
Shit.
You
This is
this is
this is going to be this is going to be I think I know the results I think this is producer cook but this is interesting
been holding up a sign where the thumbs up on it and that boy wouldn't have seen it.
Have you seen his glasses?
You
Tabletal decolon will I'm not making fun of him. I'll point out the truth
They're doing this poor mother fucking kissy with the fuck you're doing
I'm so sad Jesse is going home. This is a bummer. I really like him.
is gone.
Okay, yo.
Go back, you missed it?
That's it.
Oh, ow, it's dude.
God damn.
Oh my god, he's bleeding.
Oh my god, he's bleeding.
Oh my god, that's pouring blood.
Oh my god, he's not going to be a tribal.
Oh my god, he's not going to be a tribal.
Oh no, that's going to change the entire tribal.
Another drop, no, no, no, no, no, no.
For an injury like that, if it happens right before tribal, but you can stay in the game,
you usually are immune for the vote, you can't cast your vote and you get stitches and then
come back.
That's what I predict is going to happen.
It's happened like six times in Survivor History.
Oh, my God, they just bandaged him.
There he is.
I cannot believe he's at tribal.
I cannot, he needs stitches.
That wounds bleed so much.
Alright.
you
you
That is so many fucking people.
All right, there are rules about the number of people on the jury. Yes, so they will announce when eliminated people are going to be on the jury.
These people are not yet on the jury when they get eliminated.
of
Sometimes travels are really interesting and sometimes it's just people holding the line.
I was going to see you later, Jesse, it was a lot of fun.
I really liked him.
You
You
I knew this as soon as the challenge was over, God damn!
Really?
Really?
Wow, he got his fucking head cracked open and then he got eliminated.
That's crazy.
AJ did it for sure.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest, AJ almost whipped the votes together, but Jesse to me was
the obvious vote, as soon as he lost that immunity challenge, Jesse got fucked by the
survivor gods.
I'm going to be so for real, having two members of your core alliance leave the game with
injury in the same season when you are the likable threat to win and you're also the biggest
challenge beast left. That's that's so tough bro. That's and in early merge. Yeah, he got fucked.
I think you got fucked as bad as almost any survivor contestant in history.
Yeah, and Paul is like, what the fuck?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Interesting. We got a little subterview for the first time.
We got a little subterview, interesting for the first time in Survivor.
If Miles makes a big play, I'm gonna be so pumped.
The fuck is Max?
The cocky teacher guy?
Bro, the entire show wanted him off Logan. Are you crazy? That's wild.
She pinned that on to him. Damn. Guys, I gotta let you know. Unfortunately, there's no school tomorrow.
You
You're allowed to maim.
You're allowed to maim.
You're allowed to maim.
Turn up the light.
You know that I'm dead, I am.
Yeah, quite a final ball.
Quite a foul ball.
Thank you so much for the 10.
Quite a foul ball.
Thank you.
Let's learn, go.
Oh, man, long.
There I'm back to run the show.
And I've been asking you that, oh, oh, oh, while I sing my come back song, you're
You're not the Lord's domain.
You're not the Lord's domain.
I never feel.
But I do do do.
And all that I'll be back.
Round and round.
Round and round.
This is the best part.
Line about your big break.
Because she said she'd never turn on me, but you did, but you did, all this thing you said I never feel.
But turn up the man, he'll know that I'll be back, return up the man.
Turn up the man.
Bro, look at my fucking pokey paradise.
Are you shooting me?
Look at this pokey paradise.
Look at this place.
You know?
I mean, come on!
You want to see what's really beautiful though?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Now I know some of you will leave because reactions are over.
But look at this organization.
Oh, so satisfying. It makes me want to come.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you are leaving us and you were just sticking around for the reactions,
thank you so much. I hope you had a wonderful time on this Monday.
One more time, thank you to Haas for being the best fucking mod in the world.
Thank you for sticking around for Survivor and Neffonus.
For you real insomniac, I'm gonna do a little, a little poke, a mower.
How no one is on right now.
Then are my homies are on really?
Fudge.
Shoot.
Dude, look at my view.
Are you kidding?
Look at my view.
Are you kidding?
I could just sit right here.
You know what I mean? Come on.
I really did this shit.
My tree house,
my potting shed, my apricot forest,
Oh, no, stop, listen, listen, listen, thank you so much.
That's awesome.
I don't know if I'm an aspirational level of kindness.
I think I do the bare minimum, but I think we should try and get more people to be the bare minimum of kind and accepting.
That's it. That's that's my take.
Thank you. I listen, it doesn't take long in this community to realize how a
typical it is to the rest of Twitch. And I'm I'm more proud of you guys being kind and
accepting than I am of myself. Y'all are the best community on this platform. You
like I see the friendships that are forged here. I see the diversity of people that
hang out. I see how welcoming and how just fun everybody is that hangs out here and it's
way cooler than me. It's way cooler than me. So thank you. Now I'm going to go on my wank
shed. I'm going to throw one of these in chat. Wait, wait. What is it? Is it? Oh, it's OC. No,
What's the wanking one?
How do you do the wank?
Oh, do you see?
Thank you.
This was important.
Yeah, there we go.
Bye, little buddy.
You're really cute. You're going to join the team.
You were raised right here on my island. You joined the team.
Thank you.
Blau is always on. That's because Blau made a stream of thorn where he can't end
stream until he catches every Pokemon, which is going to fucking take him a million years.
Please, someone explain OGC to me, it looks like a little guy jerking off.
Let's go back to spawn real quick. I might do the battle tower if no one's on.
Hello! Hello!
Hey, dude!
Oh yeah, too.
But, now I was looking for some fun in fact.
Maybe we could do some domestic terrorism or eat candy?
No, wait, yes I got real candy.
No, but Pokemon can.
I don't want to.
Oh, do you actually need candy?
Hold on, check, I'll be right back.
we're going to recruit her into domestic terrorism
We're going to record you to do some domestic terrorism.
Death!
Death!
Hey, go!
There's a bunch of candy!
And you remember the other thing I was talking about, too?
There you go, Dev.
Let's hit them where it hurts.
Let's hit their banking system.
We're going to bring down the bank staff capitalism must fall.
They're keeping us under their polky boot.
I want free health care, Dev!
Mr. Robot!
I got a Flynn!
Let me go get it!
Oh, hi, what just he can't do and not doing domestic terrorism, I'll be right back!
I'm so happy, Goosey's in here.
Where's my foot, Tender?
Yes.
Yes, domestic terrorism, yes.
Go see, it's good to see you!
Yeah, man!
Wow!
Yeah, do you guys know that pharmaceuticals run everything?
It's time to bring down the system!
Oh, shit!
Like that candle, sweetheart!
It's time to burn!
Oh!
Um...
I- I was- I was eating candy!
I'm gonna cry and play with Pokemon!
The man's trying to keep it down to the other.
They don't want you to be free.
They're gonna create all kinds of rules that aren't for you!
Yeah, let's go!
They know I'm willing to have autonomy, Daphf!
They want to keep you in the kitchen, so we gotta burn this motherfucker down!
Take control of your womb, burn it all down!
You see, I'll be a lead lamp, look at this.
It's a goddamn cafe!
It ain't even sell food!
You think I'd pay $11 for a latte?
Blow it up, graph!
Oh, Jesus Christ, everybody get down!
Get out of there!
John!
John, get out of there!
We're done living in a society run by the dollar!
I can't believe he gave it!
They can't even try me, dad, I'm not a team!
Our set!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just put it back together! Hurry, hurry!
Before the man finds out!
All right, that's looking pretty good.
That's perfect, I didn't even, what, I got better than it was.
Ah, this little girl, I will never speak of this and death.
I'm a...
You...
I don't know, John!
Boy, you're shitin'! Get your fucking shit together, man!
Is this your first act of domestic terrorism?
I used to roll with the black panthers over a Memphis!
No, I'm just here for the chaos!
God forbid a white boy get a little motion.
Well with the Panthers!
Now you've gotta be fine, Daphne. No one was even using that building.
It looked better this way.
Daphne, listen.
If you get in any trouble, I'll eat a heat for you, because I totally instigated that.
No, no, no. That's cool. It was my fault.
Yeah, now what I know about that?
I mean, there was a window here, I think if we did.
There we go, not that out, it's good.
Hey, gimmick, docy, come with me!
Oh, you guys already saw my tree house?
Oh, yeah, come on!
Welcome.
Come on, Naomi.
Come on.
Come on, Naomi.
Come on, Naomi.
Yeah.
Pretty beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah, no Fortnite.
I- yeah.
I also got bin weevils. You ever heard of bin weevils?
Alright, and I didn't even gain all the game called Orton-Assage, but that's my dad.
Listen up, boys. You're my road dogs. You're to his day once. What's your level of familiarity
with mining craft or with Pokemon?
fix the volume. Sorry about that. Alright, listen, I don't know if you guys have gone
in these chests yet, but basically every item in the game is in these chests. Feel free
to help yourself. Whatever you need to get on your feet.
Yeah.
Sure.
Right, right, right here, I'm going to show you guys, okay?
So, the most key piece of loot are these apricot berries right here.
Feel free to harvest anyone you need. These are all the rare ones. So you grab them and then you take them in here with pieces of gold and you can make pokeballs
So quick balls. These right here. I'm gonna give you guys each a few. Oh, sorry, wrong thing
There you go. Those are probably like the most valuable. So on the first turn of combat if you throw one of those you have a three-time chance of catching a pokeball
Now, do you guys both have flying mouths?
I am.
Good to see you, come here. Don't worry, I got you.
Okay, can you fly on it?
Oh, come in.
Just here, I got you.
All right, yep.
You can go on that computer and pick out some trash, you know what I can give to me.
Oh, give it!
That's a good way to do this!
Wow, can't make you done a lot, baby.
Oh, he's a shiny, but he's the... wait a minute.
He's the exact same color he should be.
That's... that's bizarre.
That's truly mind-boggling.
Dino DNA!
Well, hold on.
He's looking at you in the eyes, like he's about to tear you and fucking head off. Oh, shit, he just did a little mime!
Hi.
Gucci, do you have a Pokemon you're okay with treating me?
Okay.
There you go.
Now, that should help you get around.
Now, the next thing you need is a swimming mouth like this.
You see this, you see?
Yes, it is.
I'm a little bit of a Pokemon, nothing.
You see, if you can now an impressive shift clicker, oh, yeah.
Oh man, the Green Angel looks so cool and pixel-mon it's actually ridiculous.
Um...
Yeah, it's very cool. What are you guys working on?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're good now.
Oh, that's very bad.
Yeah.
Yes?
Oh, yeah.
No, tell me about it.
Oh my goodness, well, Leslie has a bunch of lids.
Oh, interesting, she already has three, I think.
No, I mean, you're probably right, I haven't been on it a while.
Yeah.
That's right.
You guys want to go look for a bastion?
Do you need anything?
Do you need tools through all in here?
For sure.
Well I mean, so basically it's Pokemon right, but it's confined to the world of Minecraft.
So anything that you can use to help your experience in Minecraft,
you can use to help your experience Pokemon.
So like, in shamans, you can make frost walking boots,
or you can make a bigger backpack,
or you see all these chest-taps steel outside,
it makes the chest bigger.
So like, you're still gonna do a fair amount of Minecraft crafting,
which I'm not very good at,
but there are a lot of people that can teach you a lot about it.
So, I mean, I didn't get help you get started.
Some treasure spawns will have mobs and then also legendaries like this guy, you have to fight them first.
So having a bow will help out a lot because they'll fucking kill you.
And yes.
Goosey, what you're about to take on is very serious if you're thinking about going after that guy.
Now, so the peat will only make him Ursuluna. To get blood moon Ursuluna, it's
a 0.001% spawn. You have to be in a witching wood during the blood moon, and it's
one of the rare spawns in the game.
It took me four days.
What?
Yeah, I got one, but it took me four days.
Not, yes, yes, not this server.
So the last time we played I got it,
but so the way that you do that
is you have to make a spawning platform.
Do you know where a spawning platform is?
So this is technically a spawning platform, right?
It's above the earth and it's like a wide flat panel.
See how like monsters are spawning on here,
but you don't make it, yeah, you don't make it cute.
You make it flat.
And what you do is you knock the monsters off the edge,
so they immediately respond.
And so you can force the game to spawn more monsters.
Hey, Lucy, can I show you the technique
on catching these?
Now that you have quick balls?
Now he's probably gonna pop out.
Right, so press R on him.
Now go to catch immediately, now use Quickball, and he's caught, guaranteed, guaranteed.
I want to be the very best thing that I'll want everyone I'm going to kill myself.
And that's why you never put too much career pressure on a child, Goosey? You might break their mind.
I'm really interested in the doing, so like the tournament in a few days, I'm pretty excited about.
No, I'm just kind of free-silent.
I have a few Pokemon that I really like.
Like, Kangascon.
Kangascon?
Yes, muck, I'm a big muck guy.
The guy that I'm really looking for that would really make me happy is Snorlax.
I'm trying to go out so it's like a, well, I mean, Blood Moon or Saluna is like the guy.
Also, there's one super rare spawn that I don't know if they took out of the game or not.
It's Ash's Grinja. It's a Grinja wearing Ash's hat.
And he's, he's absolutely maxed. He's the strongest Pokemon in the game.
Yeah.
There's all data.
I think what you need to do is get a Poke Nav.
I think they might sell Poke Navs in town.
And let's go back to spawn and check real quick.
Ooh, the other one I really want is Good Lord.
Yeah, he's the Lord of Guzz.
He said, what's called an Ultra Beast?
an ultra beast.
Epego.
Oh my god, what? What?
It still looks like this guy always sells crystals, but they're...
Let me ask.
Yes, the dungeons give a lot of bookie dollars and the battle tower as well.
Have you seen those yet?
Here I'll show you both.
It's nice to have some RP's on the server.
You're making goose here so fucking funny.
Did you beat that battle tower yesterday I did?
So this is the battle tower.
It's really good for getting TM's rare candy and money.
So you talk to Rie right there?
And you go either standard tier, high tier, high tier, very difficult.
Difficult, um, but go ahead and queue it up. You can see what it's like. Message me when you guys finish a run. It's real fun.
Yeah, try low tier first.
Pit three Pokemon.
Oh, I'll hold on to your illegal stuff. Any healing items or berries you can't bring in.
Select three of those Pokemon.
Now and now it's like this makes you a lot better at the battling though because you'll start to learn what Pokemon are our flexors
Have yeah, it's really fun. You also get a ton of loot
Which Pokemon would you kill like if I had to fight one
Hmm, I don't know
All right, let's see what we need to make a pokey now. I'm showing
Pokey, oh
Oh, I think I can make this
I think I can make this!
I think I can make this!
Copper, Iron, Upgrade, Electrizer, Diamond, and Red Dust. Okay, wait.
I think I'm actually dead-ass close to this.
Dude, look at these two rare-ass birds, just spawning through my base is lit.
All right, Matt's this, this, this, and then, ooh, red dust, red dust, red dust!
Okay, okay, and then upgrade, and then Electrizer, I know I had an Electrizer.
There's no way.
I know I had one.
I know I had an electronizer.
Would you see it?
Well, I swear I had an electrolyzer maybe craft one good take
ELECT
Block of redstone
Don't.
I swear I had my love treasure.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Got robbed?
No, maybe because someone needed it for poking out.
I offer my stuff to a lot of people.
I swear to you though, I had an electriser.
I'm gonna go see if ABA is one real quick.
Well, Tom, to catch you to keep your teaming.
Don't you! Welcome to my little island guide! Hi!
Well, I'd love him.
I'd love...
You're coming home with me.
That little guy is adorable and he is on the team.
Where is he?
There's my little guy.
There he is!
How do I put him on my shoulder again?
Yay! Yay, little guy!
He's racist, though? No one's perfect.
Okay, I feel bad, but I am gonna take an electrolyzer if I find one.
I will pay you back, Abe.
I
No, not a magmaizer
Balls
All right, there's one other place I want to check
I swear I had this, someone definitely took it from me to make a poking out by that, because I offer my stuff to fucking everybody. It's my damn fault.
Hey Sam, sorry. I got a borrow your electricity.
You're voice doesn't match your buddy.
What do you mean?
Oh my god!
That's my guy!
Lay off man.
I'm fucking starving.
Um...
Okay.
Copper, copper, copper.
Electrizer diamond upgrade dust.
So it's bone bone,
a let triser,
and then like that,
fuck, I fucked it up.
Wait, I didn't fucking up.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hockey finder, oh, I need a compass for that.
Do I have a compass?
All right.
What is the poking app do again?
This is exactly what we want.
We can see what rare Pokemon are in this area.
These are all starters.
That's a starter, that's a starter, that's a starter, that's a starter.
That's a ditto. Interesting, the force doesn't have any like legendaries.
Surfetched would be crazy. EV. Fuck yeah. Okay cool.
Okay, I... a compass, right?
I do not see a compass.
Okay.
Let's go see what other things we can craft.
I think you did?
Really?
I don't see it. Cool cats and kittens. There's a search bar.
I don't see it.
Four iron and one red stone. I don't have the red stone. I should go.
Where do people get red stone from?
I'm learning in Minecraft. You need everything.
It's really interesting.
Okay.
What other things can we make?
At the Pokemon Cash.
What?
Oh shit, brother.
No way!
Dude, that means that when we were getting Pokemon caches from gyms,
we could have changed them to the type of Pokemon we wanted.
Fuck!
Why is this one wild on? Red card, red die, and a bunch of paper. Okay, that's good and no.
Pokie, Pokie, Dex, do I have a Poker Dex?
Um, how can I see just Pokemon items that I can craft?
Is there a way to just check?
Cobblman.
Are you smart as fuck?
Lunar feather?
What the fuck?
Oh oh they're all legendary.
Poke snacks.
Oh oh鐘eteers uh not me.
I know people are deep in the Poke Snacks name.
Covalmon Trials spawner?
Oh my god.
To Hoxic Scarf?
Yeah, what do I, what can I do with my stickers?
Can I craft anything with all my fucking stickers?
Okay, that's really interesting
Do me my fucking urchiff who bitch
train extender
Oh, that is
very
That's so good on a drizzle team. I actually needed to do this. I needed to go through and just look at everything that's craftable
They're all legendary items.
I wanted it.
I want the new two.
They need to unlock the loot right now.
They need to unlock the fucking loot right now.
I had the gulf also.
Well, I should probably level up my tarot, shouldn't I?
He's kind of fucking based.
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I know YouTube I got I know so I can know got a YouTube mega what a
YouTube mega stone that's pretty sick
Where if I could put the tyrant on my shoulder?
Where is my boy? Where's tyrant?
There is yeah boy
He's cute as shit.
I can ride, tyrant.
This is the Timmy.
This is the Timmy meta right here.
Okay.
Okay, right to our right, we can probably start searching for a Dirtini.
Never, well, let me's too cute. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever evolve my pet little
He's so tiny and cute
Did I bring a surfing Pokemon? I did I brought walking wake. I'm a god
No, it's not me
Oh shit
It's up, King.
Yo, this thing is actually crazy, because it can walk on water like this, watch this.
Walk on water, and then boom.
Fucking crazy.
All right, let's, no ultra range.
What?
Interesting. Also no fee baths. Okay, we are in the wrong. We are in the wrong.
I think we got to get to like hot water. Not deep cold ocean. A sui in depth.
All right, let's see what we got.
Ultra rares the laparist.
No, don't see it. Okay.
Unless we see a laparist, we have nothing to do here.
Dude, walking awake was a game changer in terms of vehicle.
This thing flies.
I love that it runs out of breath before I do.
The M-Fibious Pokemon.
Alright, this is high levels of danger swimming under the ice, but we love it.
We might have fucked up. We might be fucking dead.
Just kidding.
Dude, this ISTT is so crazy.
It's huge.
Well, this thing absolutely fucking flies.
Oh, this is looking like where we need to be.
We need tropical ocean.
Alpha growth.
Now, this is still a silly in-depth with the fuck.
And Alpha Grove, that sounds weird.
What do we have here in the Alpha Grove?
Oh boy, they have Abra, they have Abra, they have Dabra.
And they got Al-Kusram.
And they got Squid.
No.
Okay.
I'm running back out of my good.
All right.
That's some juicers here.
The Alpha Grove.
I will take a little deets
or south through the Alpha Grove
and see if anything spawns, shall we?
Ah!
I almost just killed my walking wake.
Look out of my way.
So I just want to do this by him.
So what is that?
Oh my god, what is this?
Mushroom fields?
What?
Dude, okay, why are all the ultra?
like they cuck to the ultra rare spawns. These are all starters. What happened to the real
rare ship? I think they did I have an out of Pokemon? Now I think they're what the fuck is that?
Did you just see that? That's a milk tank with mushrooms on its head.
point zero one percent chance is that a thing I've never heard of oh my god
there's so much rare shit on my screen right now with the fuck what's okay
the
getting the ball
That's a courseola. Oh my god, what are you doing on land, King?
Wait, this biome is
Yeah, right bro. Come on. Let's not. Let's not play that game.
I get it. You're rare. You're rare. You're rare.
This bio might be cooked. Dude, I... I got off.
Okay, he's an ultra rare, or I wouldn't freak out.
The Larian Corsella, oh, he's giga rare, oh, wait, he's, oh, he's not that rare.
What the fuck is that?
What is mushroom tank?
Is that actually a Pokemon?
Was that some weird like inside joke?
Mush take?
Never heard of such an animal.
Dude, this is an absolute fucking killer right here.
That's an absolute killer right there.
This biome is crazy.
Well, I'm cutting one of these down to see what happens.
Where is that red block, where is that red block?
Nether words?
I mean, oh, oh, four-variarspons.
Four-variarspons.
Subbitch.
Well, server reset, eminent, I mean, I'm just trying to soak up all the rare
slopp before they turn it off.
This is...
Fuck is that!
Did mushroom land is absolutely, I feel like I'm in the upside down with these Pokemon.
Oh, treasure.
What'd you get me, King?
What'd they do?
There it is! Oh, I got the rare mushroom, Teg! Please! Please! Don't you know that's her number!
No, no, battle it!
Don't forget it.
No!
We, is that an actual Pokemon mushroom tank?
Okay, hold on.
Mushroom noctank.
It's not an actual Pokemon.
I can't believe.
How long is the maintenance?
I wish this wasn't so loud.
Wait, can I turn this down?
Okay good.
Damn, I wanna play a little bit longer.
I wanna catch one of those mushroom things.
What's down, watching?
I did the same thing.
It's so funny when people get put in the public server, it's so funny.
I got to get out of here.
finished both episodes of Fear I'm really good work. Thank you.
So get it watching all the recap clips. I sometimes will watch his recap clips whenever he does like roster something like this
Do you think you're gonna do anything with dropouts now that you call collaborating? I hope so
I'm gonna piss too
.
You
This is what we're trying to catch the legendaries.
I was trying to catch the legendaries was crazy.
That's how hard catching legendaries are.
That's how hard catching legendaries are.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait, there's diamonds under.
There's diamonds underneath the town.
That's wild!
Jesus Christ, dude. That's so crazy. Look at this person's grow already.
Sam climbs the squeaks tower. Let me see this.
The fuck?
Riding the butter freeze actually crazy.
Riding a butter freeze actually fucking nuts.
The
the shout out Lisa shout out fucking Lisa bro, what a classic gag
so funny
There's a low-pony cafe. What the fudge? Come on, server be up. Wait, is the server up?
Never forget.
I can't break up.
No.
The server is down.
the note tank obsession is growing. Oh my, okay so that's note tank. That's shiny
milk tank. And these are all the different mushroom tanks. Oh!
Fuck, they had they got shiny milk tanks. Shiny mushroom tanks. I need the milk tank.
I need that milk tank. I need the server to come back up.
I'm lonely, oh yeah, yeah, I'm dead, maybe now I got the gun, maybe when
Oh, speed, razor.
You lied to me.
I'm a mention that you're a bright boy.
You lied to me.
You sat down.
You're long to mine.
You like that man.
Ritzen of the Mac, you know the baby.
I was again, you know the baby.
I'm back, turn on the show.
Why I think I'm back, I'm, yeah, love to mine.
You're love to mine.
But today, you're, you're love to mine.
That's baby face killer.
Oh, there's the big, shungest boy.
All my money on the baby face.
baby face about charge bang bang get some big boy oh fuck big boy just locked in god damn
That was crazy.
Oh, we're back.
The goal is catch that mushroom before I go to sleep.
That is my goal.
And we're going to listen to some liquid drum and bass.
Because I don't think the other streamers even know this thing exists.
I think it could be one of those Pokemon that particularly John,
I think I could beat him into a crazy trade for this thing.
It's rare though, this is gonna take a while, fuck.
Oh my god.
to
do I love this guy with a feet
uh... unfortunately after start killing these guys
so
that we can get more spawns
Should I try and run the fade real quick in the raid?
Sure, fuck it.
Oh, yeah. Three Pokemon. And then it closes. That's so lame. Whatever.
They need to fix the raids.
All right, come on. Come on Mushroom Tank. Where are you? Come to Daddy.
There she is, rare as the fucking stratavarius.
Okay, bitch.
You look like you think you fucking are.
That's the last one of my Pokemon y'all knockout. Thank you very much. Don't ever fucking touch my tyrant. I don't know who the fuck do you think you are.
Okay, it's got the catch rate of a rare Pokemon for sure.
That is the catch rate of a rare Pokemon.
I think if I attack it with the Pidgey, it's going to kill it.
So I just gotta keep spamming.
All right, we're gonna try because I see another...
Quick attack, that'll, that will not kill it, right?
Oh my god, this way, this thing is, wait, what the-
Fuck.
Wait.
What the fuck?
Fuck.
Oh my god.
This thing is...
That is a milk tank.
We'll eat just in...
Okay, whatever this thing is, it's out of control.
Their tanky tanky doesn't explain it.
The thing is, it's total, but the Pokemon that is 10 levels above it, and it's eating
it like it's nothing.
If you click it with a ball, you get soup.
What?
What are you saying to me right now?
Okay, where's my Pognav?
Okay, big, big catch rate, but this one is crazy.
Why is this one different?
This one's way more different.
Is that a clink clank?
I think that's an evolved clank clank.
Do there are some weird on commons in this bitch?
I just don't see the-
Oh no, it's that. Okay, I thought the color was different on the mini map.
I mean, I got what I wanted, I don't think a rare word note tank helps me out, now that I
Let's move on. That is a crazy rare biome.
That is a cool rip. What is the face?
Wait, this is a different biome.
Who?
Let me up.
Let me up.
Do I really have to pull out my fucking walking wake?
So, Pimpin, get in the ball.
No, oh my god, the ice my arm is so fun.
The ice my arm is the, I'm having a good time.
We've got to be shitting in my fucking mouth right now.
We'll compass, I needed that. Paper, I need that.
Oh, it's good loot with the home.
Oh, nice!
Food always useful, always useful. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Ah!
This house is adorable.
I thought I saw fucking villagers here.
Why did I think I saw villagers here?
My trip in?
the
gunpowder, I'll take that
I'm an app in this
whoa
almost killed by bed
I'm gonna take this guy too.
I love seal.
He's pretty rad.
What are the rarers in this air?
What?!
Oh my god, the ultra-rars here are fucking...
We'll win just ahhh
Oh, Nundray, thank you for the raid!
Hope all is well with you, King?
Miss you bud, let's get some dinner soon.
Let's kiss.
Everybody please join me in following Nundray
It'd be the smartest thing you've ever done.
Well, don't do this.
What can we do this?
No!
Brother, I'm...
A cherry grove.
to the
date iron trades would be
blocking sick
make sure we're not near cherry
growth
I don't know if anybody I don't know if that person realizes that the
and I and tried to spawn near them.
Cause no one was like, oh,
or maybe they're just so locked in,
they didn't say anything.
Okay, this looks like tropical ocean over here,
which is where we're trying to get.
Let's pray.
The first quick prayer.
Big breach.
a silly in depth, no, I need a
need a goddamn tropical ocean.
Are there other players? Yeah, it's just laid as fuck right.
Now, now maybe we're on.
Is this a more goddamn winter biome?
Uh, frozen Tiga, frozen Tiga, frozen Tiga.
Come on, jump that ship. I need to just go under water and submarine to
I find a notion, a warm one, Jesus Christ, what, what the, it's where I'm bitch.
You threw your pigax, I think, God, damn it.
I have such fat fingers, I always press Q. I did fucking goddamn fat fingers.
Now, what are you?
Okay.
I think there's mobs up here, usually.
But I am actually a tie fighter in this Pigio-do.
I'm actually a freak of nature.
Ooh, and her pair!
Oh, okay, I'm right.
That's a pretty saucy loot, actually.
Is there anything down?
Oh, too fast.
Jump into the water. I'm not gonna make it!
Let me close
You're really good at flying. Do you sim games or armored corps or something? I don't know why I'm so good at the flying every
Everybody else really struggles with it.
Take some glowing plants and put them in your water, brother.
Has that ever told you that you are fucking genius?
Whoa.
What are you?
I'm going to try and catch you before I run out of breath.
And we swim?
Nice, we caught him.
Wait, was- is that?
What the?
Walking wake?
I need you!
All right, I'm gonna put all my tools in my fucking butt back, so I don't...
Luson.
Oh damn, the back of a ship, if I was doing a speedrun, that would be cool.
Oh, a chest, though.
I told you, I told you that no one knew the iron threads was there.
I fucking told you, I smelled that one on my off. No one would or odd.
I think someone did not even look at the bio, and they were in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, that's that sealic anthem, other fucker over here.
That's why they're losing.
Nope.
Should be up nice, sap boy.
What's up King?
And I need you to, whoa!
I need you to get in the ball now.
Easy.
Alright, walking away.
Bro, I cannot find a tropical ocean to save my fucking,
are we about to rejoin the map? Oh no.
now, here to go this way.
No, not deep-could ocean, fuck you.
Where is there a little tropical?
Shhhh Shhh!
Shhhh Shhhh!
Shhhh Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh, OH MY GOD WOULD NOT LIKE THIS!
Alright, we might go over this...
Maple Forest.
Talk about a dead spawn.
Oh my Pidgeot got knocked out by we too.
Uh-huh.
Oh, come on, dude.
See you back.
Gumi has a bunch of rarecord biomes.
Yeah, I don't even know she's on.
Gumi, do you know where a tropical ocean?
This is a rare biome, what the fuck is this? Silver birch forrest? Hold.
Well, slap my fucking nipples.
It's not the blood moon though.
Nothing too crazy here to be honest.
I like that dummy rare crazy shit.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, what are we running into over here, though?
Oh, that's cold river.
I love this guy.
Oh, by the way, I fucked up. I just remembered.
Stop, King. How you live in Playboy? Get on my shoulder.
No, I'm back on the fucking map that I was on. That's so bad. I'm re-exploring fuck.
I have to go this way.
Sorry, gang.
Just tyrant needs something special.
A little evolved.
No, I just kind of like him being cute.
I don't think he'll be competitively viable for me.
So there's some Pokemon that I'm just like, hey,
I don't know what this fucking life.
I float the kid be a kid, and you know what I mean?
He doesn't need to live the way I did, and he doesn't need to go the way I did.
Bro, I've caught like, hang on.
I've caught 185 Pokemon, that's crazy to me.
I would have been the very best in the original Pokemon already.
GAY, Pony time!
Welcome to the team.
No, don't, don't, please, please, don't.
You get one chance to come home with us, then you get scythered in your fucking face.
Make your decision.
Well, this side did.
This mod is blowing my mind.
This mod is the best Pokemon game ever made.
I probably like an e-pock, like it is so far in a way the best Pokemon game ever that
all the other Pokemon games are God Trash compared to it.
Like if game-free can made anything like this, it would take over the world.
Like can you imagine an open world experience like this that you could explore and
Pokemon where you actually had a map that took you like a week to explore the
better part of and there was like actual gems and shit in it.
Like it would it would honestly be a life changing experience.
Wow, all right, we take.
Okay, we take all this.
Thanks for the close, bitches.
Wait a minute, this is, this is looking, this is looking right.
This is looking like where I want to be.
Why?
All right, come on, land, then.
Come two steps on, land, king.
Wait, this is...
If I go this way?
Yes.
And adult audience focused on Pokemon with Slap, but I think just Pokemon has to accept
some day that the majority of their audience is adult now.
Like Pokemon came out 30 years ago.
This idea that you have to exclusively be for kids forever is such a bonkass dumbass
way to run up a multi-billion dollar fan base, like you could just easily make one
team game, team-rated Pokemon, and be like, yeah, this isn't for little babies, and it
would go absolutely crazy. Literally, I've taken so many contracts from game freak, and
Every time I sit down with Game Freak,
the first thing out of my mouth is always like,
bro, what are you gonna fucking get some voice acting?
Like it's, wait, can I pick these?
If I actually, do I get one?
Shift-click.
No, but you can plant the berries, all right, but what do they say when you ask them?
They go, I know, like everybody at Game Freak America understands the situation.
Yes, but child's targeted parks make the most money, movies, YouTube, media, yes, yes,
know, yes, I know. Like, for example,
Pokemon knows that targeting adults makes a lot of money.
They wouldn't make a $700 Lego set or $200 a
de-to-shoes if they weren't somewhat targeting adults with
peace and love. Like, I don't know how many people are
actually going to buy a $700 Lego for their kids. That's, you know what I mean? Like...
That's secondary to the core product. I don't think it is anymore. I'm going to be so
I don't think the video game makes as much money as the cards now.
With peace and love, I think the core product is the brand.
I don't think the core product is the video game anymore.
Are you keeping it a buck?
I am keeping it a buck?
was the games. It was for one shining moment. I think for Pokemon Red and Blue and Gold and Silver
and maybe Diamond and Pearl, but after that it was the brand 100%.
Like there are a lot of brands that I've grown up with its consumer base.
I don't know, I think that is the point though, like Game Freak, I really do think
has this almost like neurotic phobia that they're going to burn down the house if they
make any Pokemon product that isn't the most down the pipe Pokemon experience.
I truly believe that, I think that there is a why try harder because adding anything
even a level of quality or playability might violate the overall aesthetic and burn down
the house.
I really think that they live in terror of doing anything that isn't the exact same Pokemon
experience down to decisions that like clearly would benefit the game.
the fact that Pokemon doesn't have voice acting at this point has to be a decision.
Like they are wanting to sit with that original Pokemon aesthetic of like-
–bump-bump-bump-bump-bump.
You know what I mean?
Like down to a T.
You
I'm a Pokemon Master, perfect throw.
Yes!
I want to be the very best, oh, move speed, move speed!
We take those.
Move speed flips with this, which is armor, and now we like that.
Damn. Underwater move speed. We'll go armor. Move speed. We'll go block reach. Great.
Oh, shit.
Damn it, bro.
Damn it, bro, come here.
I want to be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
That was a cute Chinese, too.
That's big for me.
What the fuck is that?
Is this a stolen valor base?
Is this a base that I can just...
Okay, bro.
Okay. You got to help me.
Pidgey, I can't see shit.
You got to be actually a bird here.
Wait, what is that? There's two bases here.
Wait, I am somewhere new.
I am somewhere new.
Oh my God, wait.
Oh my God, wait.
Is this a fucking mansion?
Is this a fucking...
Someone, Benny here?
I might not open all these because Hi-Lute isn't out yet.
I might not open all these yet.
Okay, I'm not gonna open all these yet. I'm not gonna open all these yet because this is Hi-Tear-Lute.
a hundred percent. And high tier loot isn't open yet.
Wonder if there's a new spawn point, me thinks, and another tower? Okay, okay, okay.
We save all this for when they unlock higher loot.
Wow, what the fuck?
I don't know if anybody's been here.
We're crazy random happenstance.
And then we can go and go check this out, too.
I'm going to mark this.
When are they unlocking hi-chilloo? I don't know, but I'm about to steal this house. I'm about to
this looks
Please fly, Pidgey. Pidgey, there's one time I've ever needed to do. Thank you
If there's a bed in here, this is my house
Oh, my God, my bones just got to you.
My bones just got cozy.
love this place. I set my save there. This is where I can bring the hose. But there
There was an undercarriage to this. Did you notice that?
There's like a secret.
Oh, my.
I'm coming back here because I think this will have high tier loot net when they spawn high tier loot.
Bro.
This is my new house, a hundred p.
Okay, I need to go this way.
Oh my god, I just get me to a rare biome, please, just once.
It's all forest.
Wait, hold on.
What do we have here?
What do we have here?
Never know, come on, man.
Jungle.
Doesn't seem to be anything living here.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
Garth Shompiest?
Dude if that Garth Shomp just spawned right now I would tweak.
The worst is, like, finding a rare biome that's like a one by one chunk, yes, that feels
so bad.
What the fuck was that?
Try to see that on the map?
What was that?
It's like, wandering something?
Do you see that?
What was that?
What was that?
It's at wandering something.
Wondering trader possibly, what is that?
Sissar.
What is...
Bossles?
Ancient Tower?
Oh my god.
I don't know my pick. I accidentally threw out my pick.
I know, I know it's a silly.
Big, sexy.
I
really shouldn't even be looting right now, because like the heights your loot doesn't
even exist in the game yet, I'm just punishing myself.
Grab the mint.
Nah, I'm okay.
Grasslands.
What the fuck is that? That's a blast noise.
Oh, it's a fucking blast noise.
It's moduses one of the best. It's attack up.
Special attack up. Attack down.
All right. Sign. Sign. Sign.
What'd you drop?
Some guys have all the work.
Okay.
Okay, I went back for this chatter, I went back for this one chatter, that's what kind of guy I am.
You
Alright, we're going to take one more flight, see if we can't catch a rare biome.
And then I'm going to bed.
How am I flying that wrong way?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's up. He's up. He's this way. He's in the fucking trees.
Oh my god, where is he? Where the fuck is he?
I can't believe I just saw him in the fucking trees.
Yes!
Rookie!
Oh, my god, man, a fucking groupster.
That was crazy.
How'd you do that?
I don't know.
I literally checked my map for like an instant and it was just there.
That was crazy.
was actually wild. Usually I'm blind and I checked my map for a fraction of a second and I
saw like half rendered and I was like that's a groupie. Oh man literally one of the best fucking
competitively viable Pokemon in the game. Holy Jesus. Is this another structure? Bro,
what is what is going on with this side of the map? This is crazy.
What the fuck am I looking at?
What the fuck is this building?
Weird.
Oh, they hit me with enough ruremon.
Yeah, all right.
Get off. Get off the bird, bro. Please. I have to wait for a try to have a salmon when this happens.
This is the one thing about this mob that is insufferable.
Okay, this is the tower I already hit.
All right, last little ride, look for a rare biome, then go to bed.
control key lowers, you have it sometimes. So the game does this thing. Okay, this mod
likes to reward good flying. And basically, like if you hit your head on something, it doesn't
want you to just be able to like immediately pin it. It punishes you. So sometimes it thinks
you've like hit your head and so won't let you fly through the erosion basically. Oh, God.
Redwoods is an interesting biome. Jesus, which you could plant redwoods. I'll see you
guy here. What the fuck is that tap dance in mother fucker?
All right, well, an ultra beast. That tap dance in pieces shit.
Balsifon? Wow. I'd be hype.
Wait, I have to go this way. Keep your eyes out for rare shit because it's an araramoon.
Ooh, impadim! Wait, did I- have I already caught an impadim?
They got already caught one.
But I'm just to make sure I'm gonna fucking snag this guy.
And I had a quick balls.
What a fucking sadness.
Oh, I caught the impadim. Nice.
I desperately, more than anything, want the shiny black and white zigzagin.
That is my favorite fucking Pokemon.
the kiss makeup in the in the fucking pink and baby blue favorite shiny wait is that
a villager is the first villager I've seen
Builder?
Where did it go?
I think the game removes any NPCs.
sees.
Well, I'm under a rare moon.
Come on, help me out.
Give me something crazy.
Even though we just got a group,
I'm greedy.
I'm in a normal last fire, normal last forest by I'm Kelly.
But at least.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
What am I told when I've caught?
189.
Oh my god, is this the right water?
Wait, have we done it?
That's definitely a fossil spawner right there, but I don't have a brush.
and
how did Peter get to 500 last night, Peter is a fucking machine.
I
Come on give me a rare mom did run a rare moon give me a real fucking
and go to the ass, you know, you know, I'm fucking saying,
you're gonna be like an abre, oh, that is a rare biome across the way.
That is a rare biome.
This is a rare biome.
Where the fuck are we,
enchanted tangle, tell me about it.
I can't almost do this fucking fucking- why is there a giant blip-bug?
I ain't pretty normal.
There it is.
There she is.
There, gods have blessed us.
The gods have blessed us.
God's have blessed us, where is it?
Right, where is it?
Is it up?
Oh no.
It should be...
Fuck.
But I can't see shit but fuck.
All right.
Okay, I'm stuck.
Okay.
All right, it's somewhere in here.
There's no way it'd be spawned there as there is there is.
Okay, this is high stress.
This is high fucking stress.
Beat, it went down, okay.
High body?
High body?
Get in the ball.
I don't have any quick balls left, fuck.
Bang, bang, spreegatino, spreeg a fucking tino, come on.
Are you not entertained?
Did a groovy in a spreegatino at the 11th hour?
Two ulcernaires?
What a fucking shine! Are you not fucking entertained?
I hear hormones down, that's my cue.
Fuck man.
That is my fucking Q, ladies and gentlemen, wow.
New's survivor insane fucking Pokemon was that a shiny. Now you'd hear it. They go
What a weird little island this is
All right, ladies and gentlemen
Don't worry. It's only a nightmare
We're back home.
We're back home.
Hold on, what's up?
There's nothing like coming home.
I'm a little buddy.
Need to install a window here. Come on.
Just a sink.
I really need to be like a swing out here or something, you know.
Perfect.
Hold on, when you need to get perfect aesthetic.
Excuse me.
No, I want you. Thank you.
You're a little bud.
You're kind of...
There we go.
that's
that's
that's
that's going to do
that
Thank you for joining me, guys.
I hope you have a wonderful evening.
Love you guys. What a Monday. Hope you enjoyed.
I'm going to ship ship them.
Miss India over Starmons.
Please give it the same love and respect you would give me.
I'll see you all tomorrow for more Combo Mons Day.
Dangerous have a wonderful evening.
And good night.
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