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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Come on in. Am I the best late night streamer? Yes, I am. Am I the hero of late night?
Yes, I am. Am I the patron saint of insomniacs across the world? Why? Yes, I am.
I am here to wish you a very hardy.
Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now.
Ladies and gentlemen, in case you don't know
if you're new because we have a lot of newbies,
I don't typically stream on Thursdays.
That's not a day I streamed because we're usually
doing the podcast, but with peace and love, peace and love,
couldn't do the podcast today.
We have some incredible guests coming up.
Oh my goodness, it's going to blow your mind.
However, I want to make something clear with peace
and love, peace and love, peace and love.
I have missed every Cobblman tournament
for the past two years.
We've done couple month, three times.
I've missed every single tournament
because I have prior engagements.
And I am not one to miss my prior engagements.
But this year, I will be at the first tournament tomorrow.
I'm not gonna miss it.
So tonight, it's gonna be a grind fest.
With peace and love, it's gonna be a grind fest.
Um, I think at around like 830, we'll watch Survivor when I'm doing like really heavily grindy stuff.
But until then, I made some character updates to Timmy.
And, um, we'll see.
Amazon sets Fallout Competition series Fallout Shelter.
What? Is it like a Survivor? Interesting.
Um, what's the type of team are you going for to me?
I think I'm going to go all tank.
I think I'm going to go milk tank.
Um,
Snorlax.
Um,
uh,
Corvinaite.
Like, like, I think I'm just going to shock people.
I think people is going to,
are just going to hit a wall, essentially.
Um,
that's my plan.
I think that why are people sending me guar? I don't think we can watch guar on stream
because they have like big fake dicks and stuff, right?
Okay, there's no dicks here. We can take a look at guar's cover of the pink pony club.
Fucking guar, dude.
50 months, no! Thank you so much. Thank you for the live train guys.
Movie light night last night was fire, thank you so much.
F***ing Gwar, man.
Yes.
You
F***ing gore.
Alright guys, want some cool trivia on gore.
So gore was kind of like an underground band that had like, you know, mega fans, but
didn't have any general appeal. And what really broke
Guar into the mainstream was when Mike Judge was originally
making uh, Beavison but head. He thought Guar was hilarious. And he
like wanted to incorporate Guar in Beavison but head. And he like
couldn't he like couldn't figure out how to do it. So in the original
Beavison but head. Beavison but head's favorite band is Gwarr. And Gwarr is the band that is on their little TV like half the time that they're watching TV. So when Beavison but head became like a fucking national institution. Gwarr's popularity went like nuclear. And they basically kind of been a rock institution since then, which was, which was fucking hilarious.
I learned about them from Bamajara, I'm Viva LaBam, yeah, real.
The Genesis game is about getting to a war concert.
That's fucking hilarious.
Well we are getting too old.
I don't know, I don't feel old, I feel good.
I want with Christian to the gym today, I put that twink on notice.
I was I was rep in 250 on the bench press like it was a tooth pick. I mean, it was like, God damn.
30s is not old. What's your deadlift PR? Can I be so honest? I don't deadlift. I think deadlifting
is bad for you. I know I know there's so much evidence to the contrary. I think it's all bullshit.
I think deadlifting is a one way ticket to killing yourself.
I do, I do, I do, uh, glute ham extensions, I do bridges, I, I, I do a lot of stuff that strengthens the same muscle, but I pretty much will not deadlift.
I'm still not going to load up like 500 pounds, like I'm just not going to do it.
Damn, came into your worst ticket, honestly dude, can I say something?
I've been lifting since I was 12 years old, and I've never been into deadlifting, and
I've seen so many of my friends, including Hassan Piker who works out with two professional
trainers, be put down for like a month a year because they're deadlifting and they
tweak something and they're done.
They're done.
So like I'll do a trap bar deadlift with like a 45 on each side, maybe a little bit
more, but no more than that.
I won't, like so there's no, there's no deadlift max.
I recently squatted like 350 very easily, but I would never deadlift that.
I wouldn't, like, I won't do it again.
I forget who, but there was a strong man athlete who had the same take years ago in its base.
Listen, here's my thing.
If I was a professional athlete, I would deadlift.
But ultimately, I'm not, so I don't really care.
Like, I'm looking to look good naked,
have big biceps and feel strong.
That's it.
You can work the same muscles without the risk.
I'm not gonna sit here and tell you
that a deadlift doesn't develop your strength
in a crazy way.
Like as far as compound lifts are concerned,
dead lifts will make you pound for pound this strongest.
Like it inches is what it is.
Like there's so many muscle groups involved.
I just, the risk to your spinal column though,
I just, I, I don't, fuck with it.
I don't fuck with it.
Oh.
Who the fuck is that?
Is my mic open or are you stream sniping?
You're stream sniping.
Oh my god, my mic is open.
Oh my god, I didn't want to meet like this foolish, I'm just so sorry.
Yeah, listen, foolish, since the time skip, I'm different.
That's right.
TV game guys grown up.
And now I'm a child!
Yeah, I'm ten years old now. Well, nine and free quarters.
Who's counting?
That's right. Foolish. I think it's time I tell you. My last name.
Well, let's have you know my story foolish.
When I left my home, I went to my grandmother's grave, God breast her soul.
And she told me something my grandfather used to say, God breast his soul.
He said, Taming Pokemon and becoming a Pokemon Master is one of the greatest things
you could do.
So I went to my mother's grave, God breast her soul.
And I left flowers before I went to my brother's grave, God breast his soul.
that I went on my journey to find my father, my biological father.
Proulish, my name is Timmy Kachem.
That's right, and my father left me
to pursue his pokey dreams years ago.
And now I'll show him, I'll show him that I've grown.
I'll show him that I'm, oh.
I'm sorry, did you sit in my head?
It's me.
Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Foolish put his butt on my head!
You don't have a fan, do ya?
Thank God, I was worried that you were trying to traffic me.
Because even though I look and sound like a Chad, I'm still just a little boy.
So I see you're an Omega.
Let me see your Pokemon team.
What are you cooking with?
Oh, oh my god.
What is that? Is that a tusk-giri?
Oh, that's a kitty!
So, Kali!
Oh my god.
Look at them, they're like beta fish. They're locked in primal combat.
I, I only want to survive.
Oh my god, I only have crappy Pokemon like this piece of shit.
A Radiant Greninja, oh, trash.
I need strong Pokemon like your fish.
Jesus Christ. He's absolutely radiating strength. His spiritual pressure is off the charts.
It's crushing me! Ah! Put it back in the ball! Put it back in the ball, full and down!
I'm not ready with Pokemon like those. I don't stand a chance.
I only have deadbeat pieces of shit like this.
A Nio-lip who's absolutely masked out in every way.
There's no way I can win with bomb ass Pokemon like this.
You're right. My father is out there, and I'll find him.
And I'll prove that I'm his equal.
You're right, you're goddamn right.
Anyway, I noticed a pattern with your Pokemon, are you going all tiny fish?
But mostly fish.
My God, it's got the heart of the Sea in his mouth.
Hang on, come with me. I might have some fish for your team.
Get out of my way, nerd.
We showed him.
Oh my.
I know exactly who I'm talking to.
You're my beta house brother.
You forget.
You forget brother Blau.
I'm a brother!
That's right.
boys. Get the fuck out of here. Here come with me foolish. Type shit.
All right, fish, fish, fish. What's fine, some fish? No, that's not a fish.
Oh God. We need fish. Fish.
Oh my God, this is going to be one. He can't miss.
Oh, tremendous.
Okay, foolish.
I have two Pokemon that will change the way that you do, well.
first you've seen a squid before correct but have you ever seen one that walks
on land?
That's right and now foolish listen up I have something that's going to
change your life forever. Do you know what the most dangerous type of sushi is?
No, Fugu! And do you know what Fugu is?
It's selfish!
That's right, and that's why you need this radiant quill fish.
That is. That is. That is right. I'm, well, bad is, I mean, come on, then what? It's a little, I mean,
guys pretty tough. No, you want to see a shit Pokemon? You want to see what real trash looks like?
So, I'll show you.
That's right.
Sorry I have many boxes.
many boxes. Here you go. Here's a look at some trash. Look at these guys.
Absolutely disgusting. Yeah. And their IVs are all perfect, but I hate them.
Winning was strong Pokemon doesn't prove a thing.
Winning with weak Pokemon shows.
Who's this?
They call me Timmy Game Guy.
Nice to meet you!
Sorry, that's my old voice. Now I'm a Chad.
That's right. I emoted on you. Oh, my God. He's...
No! My God! You think you're pretty cool, don't you? But have you ever seen the
You greedy! The F**k!
That's it, S**t!
B**k!
B**k!
B**k!
J**t!
S**t!
Oh...
I thought he was done.
No...
Why the hell you're a rascal?
That was, wow, oh, he just flew into a tree.
He wanted to show us how strong he was by flying head first into that tree!
I finally met my match.
Listen, my name's Timmy.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Thanks so much.
Oh, sorry.
Foolish.
Give me some trash,
and I'll give you that shiny radiant quillfish.
Do you know what you've done?!
That's awesome.
I need to make glasses for it immediately.
Hold on.
I'm going to be so cool.
By the way, okay, so this is Timmy's like new manifestation because we...
I'm calling the the time the server was down the time skip and so now this is the new to me. Oh, no, I need dark glasses
I need these how do I make these oh fucking
Wait, what if I just give them what if okay, please tell me these work the same way
Oh, fire.
Bum,ahahaha, num, cum, do,um, raz, bo, you've done bam, bam, bam, bam.
Will you have to our classes?
Do I?
Do I really?
No, you're kidding, you're joking, where?
Those, I mean, those go hard.
Okay, this is big for me.
You have a dark gem? Yeah, but then I'd have to make the glass.
That would take a while.
Fire.
I think this is fun.
Let me get some music on.
I'm no quick, sorry.
By the way.
Guys, I don't know why my mic is open. I can probably change that, but let's get some music. Oh, I want some.
Oh.
Haha.
Hey there nerds.
It's me with the squirtle squad.
Yeah, you see that's you. He's got glasses on. We wear glasses at night, push the
talk. Check what out? What's happening? What's happening? Oh this? It's good to see you again.
I haven't seen you since the time skip. I've grown a lot since then.
As you can see!
Playing it cool. I like you.
My name is Timmy, game guy.
Huh!
S-
That's right.
Listen, I'll tell you the secret, but you have to make me a promise.
that gangar looks like a librarian
What do you mean, you talk about it, sir?
What would the issue be?
Is it because his wings aren't big enough?
Is that the only issue?
We're talking about are you talking?
I mean, this guy can fly, trust me.
Are you judging him because of the shape of his head?
I see.
Oh my god, is that a mega?
He's mad dog and you.
Who's on that can help me farm?
Who's a beta?
Shadow?
Master, it's a Skype?
Tah, go me, owes me.
Why would you like to come on the tour with us?
She owes me. You can go on the tour with me.
Yeah, don't worry, it'll work.
I gotta go prepare for the tournament.
Dude, I love how cool it's in me.
Now with the squirt walls rolling around with them, so, so hype.
Kha, fancy seeing you here, Shoto.
This guy, I found him during the time skip.
You know, I was a little boy before the time we spent a way to... to be grew up.
Yeah, they just call me.
Damn!
That's right.
And so do I!
Shoto, you and I are both in house beta.
I think we need to discuss our game plan on winning the tournament tomorrow.
you're forgetting someone aren't you, Shoto?
Tari! Tariya!
That's right.
Do I need to sign up somewhere?
Excellent.
Alright, Shoto, let's go to your base.
I want to see what you're cooking up.
Yes. Well, don't show me all of it. I think it'll be the two of us in the finals, and I'd like a good surprise.
Yeah.
Alright.
Who is this guy?
Oh my god.
Now that's a Pokemon.
Shaky man, what's your name?
The sky still has an introduced himself.
This guy still has an introduced himself.
This guy. Who is this guy?
Ah! Jesus Christ. He's right. It's like looking in a mirror. What's your name, friend?
You want me answer this, please.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
Oh, get it.
Oh, get it.
That's an interesting one.
What about gangascon?
Alright.
BIMMY!
Ha ha!
I like that.
Wow.
Well, BIMMY.
I'll see you in the tournament tomorrow, I hope.
Because you know what they say.
Iron sharp and Zion, and I want to be the very best!
I guess you could say we have a heated rivalry.
Toria!
Sshhh!
I'll expect you in the finals.
Bimmy, it's a pleasure to know you.
Oh, I'm giving, I think they're done.
Gummy said that you want me to wait for the mile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I didn't know you were still eating this dropping.
That guy almost heard my real voice!
Now I'm gonna be disaster for my street crack!
Ha ha ha ha!
They seem...
Good to see you again.
My name's Timmy!
What?
Did you get that Charmander on the...
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's like who know.
Anyway, Sam, this is the new to me to game guy post-time skip.
You might remember me as a tiny child, but now I'm a Chad, strong, and girthy, Jeff!
That's right, Sam, it's time I tell you my last name.
You see, no, that's my moniker.
My real last name, you see, during the time skip I went to my grandmother's grave, God
and I remembered something that my grandfather used to say.
God breasted his soul.
He said, being the very best is the most important thing in the world.
And that's why I brought flowers to my brother's grave.
God breasted his soul.
And he reminded me of something that my sister used to say.
God rests her soul.
She said, Timmy, you have to find our father one day.
My last name is catch him.
And my bastard father left me as a child to pursue
or sue, oh, 151, talk them on.
Well now I'm gonna show him who the very best is.
And when I am the very best,
I'm gonna look them directly in the eyes,
and I'm gonna, yeah, he's 10.
You got a problem with that?
You got a problem with that?
Yes.
No.
Oh, those aren't wrong arms. I'm holding taunt fuzz. In case I need a fight!
That's right, do you know how taunt ful works? Loser?
Nerd? That's right.
That's because I don't floss.
No, because I don't floss, and then when I do, I do it really hard.
So I don't get cavities!
Just!
So are you participating in the tournament tomorrow?
Happy birthday.
Okay.
Here's what I think.
I'm going to need a lot of rare candy.
I think he'll go back to being sweet to my game guy after he loses the tournament tomorrow.
Hello?
Who said what?
Are you all right?
What's going on?
Your name still says alpha.
Welcome to beta house.
That's right.
Beta house is full of Shads!
She's so large.
Come on.
To share voice, Amber.
Okay. Welcome to Team Beta. You just have to make me one promise. You can't fall in love with me.
BAAAAAAAH!
Oh, you're about to meet another one of our members. That's going to make you really excited to be in pain.
That's right.
We are all incredibly positive masculine figures.
Don't fall in love with either of us!
That's right, the Chad formerly known as Timmy Game Guy is now Tommy Chad Guy.
That's right, dressing the theme.
Good luck in their bitty
It's time to do all
Porgon to as the opener Mr. Mine. I might actually win this
Okay, we need to farm thank you for the 52 we need to farm
Poke items. Oh
I'm dude
Okay, this is kind of the the big secret is we can farm a ton of shit in here.
Including items if we just do well, I think we have to make it to like round four to farm
what should we call it to farm rare candies, which we're going to need a fun fucking bunch of
This dude I kind of thought I think he would be crazy in a competitive team because he dumps his guts and he's a tank.
TM's no, we're actually trying to farm a rare candy, so we can get all of our Pokemon to level 50.
Brother.
Stop using recover bitch.
TM's are good though.
All right, okay, I think that this will be a trade because it'll dump its guts.
It's going to dump its guts, which kills me.
Okay, great.
Now, as low, we need this.
Thank you.
All right, so as long as his last Pokemon doesn't run the trap on me, we're good.
I mean, if he has a fire type or cook, all right, he doesn't.
We win.
Wait,
grass is super effective on,
oh, he's rock, too, great.
Who's one a room?
We need trick room.
We need the trick room T.M. Bad.
Trick room will be big on and all poison team.
Slamp meta, Slamp meta is real,
but I think I just cook right here.
Mr. Ice Mr. Mine is actually fucked up.
How strong is?
I think we take the leafy on here
and we dump the kebreng.
Shoo.
Oh, he's just gonna shut- is he shell smashing?
All right, he will probably shell smash a few times
and then try and sweep.
Okay, I think we can kill him before he shell smash is again.
Oh, no, he goes right to Fireblast.
Oh, we'd nice to be get it off.
That's huge for us.
Do you ever seen picked out for the turning?
No, my- I think my plan is-
Ooh, okay, he's first.
I think my- thank you.
Grace, you remember all time?
I think my plan is to go with all tanks.
Um, I think tanks are really strong and cobble-man.
And I think that there's enough tank with rocky helm that I could really like fucking ruin someone's day.
Like ruin someone's day.
Interesting.
This mine as shadowball get Corvina. Yeah, I'm thinking Mr. Mime or not Mr. Mom. I'm thinking Snow Axe Corvina
What is it the the one that's in the water? I can't I can't remember what it
Okay, they pour you on, no, it's like a ghost type.
Melotic would be melodic would actually be fucking fire.
Um, oh my god, choice, speck.
Trace Bander Trace Specs, Citrusberry, Corsola, yeah. I think we lock this in as our tag.
I think I'm already gonna get Rare Candy for this. Oh, see you later if I brought a
Corsola, yeah. Corsola is the one that I want. Yeah, I already have a Corsola on my
team. Oh, I might just wipe. Puri gone too would be insane. Puri on too is insane.
It's such a fucking thug. Okay, I think I just dumpster this. Oh, there's the
citrus berry? Nice. That was clean. That was absolutely the cleanest.
Farrow thorn. Oh my god! You're right. Farrow thorn would be absolutely jummy.
I'm gonna go thunderbolt and hope for the paralysis. Come on, give it to me once.
Let's win this. It would be really nice.
I managed to do battle tower a lot and try and like stock up.
TM's and rare candies. Then we're going to go on a catch.
A catching spray.
Oh God, I would love Kangascon. Keep the annihilate.
Yeah, annihilate his. He's a bad man.
I don't love that.
I think you just kills me here.
Any recovers, yeah, that sucks.
Alright, so I need to go first here.
I think I'm gonna go Mr. Mime because Drain Punch won't do much.
Okay, perfect.
Um, oh my god, the mirror match.
Oh, focus plants. Why is that one time's effective into a psychic? It shouldn't be.
My focus blast missed, eat my shit. It missed again. Oh my god.
That's so crazy.
I'm gonna fucking lose now.
I'm gonna fucking,
that's crazy.
Miss twice on an 80%
All right, let me see if I got candies off that.
I didn't.
Weird.
They might have changed this.
Rapidash.
70% accuracy move unfortunately.
Yeah, but still the odds of that are fucking stupid.
Basically if you have anything under 100% it's like a 50% chance.
You're basically just cooked.
Probably not just such a good sweeper.
Welcome to my fucking chongas.
You mother fucker as ice punch come on eat my shit.
That is ridiculous.
You have fire punch too, isn't it?
I got it, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I feel some kind of way because what did you see?
say who makes you say? What were they doing? Oh, yeah, couldn't be me. In fact, I'm so
series about my Pokemon that they all wear eye protection.
Yeah. He's cool like that. Listen, my name is Timmy Game Guy. Before the time
Skip, I was a nine year old, but now I'm nine and a half, and I'm a Chad.
What?
What?
I forgot my shoes.
Oh no!
Everybody's gonna laugh at me!
Okay, I need a game plan. I need to, okay, I might, I might not have to like sit down and make a list of like what I'm going to do.
make a fairethon, a fairethon, okay. Are you not sitting down right now? You know what I'm talking about. I need to focus. I need to focus.
Where is Peter's Peter?
What's your way points?
Get a garchomp.
Nice, one does not simply get a garchomp.
Peter?
Peter!
Peter!
Excuse me, I don't mean to alarm you.
Ah, thank you.
Do you know where a one Peter Park is?
The bone farm, were you talking about the...
Arodic male dancing club?
Oh.
Right.
My mistake.
You
And that's how fast and unattended child can be burnt to death in a bone farm.
Yeah, put some child guards on that thing.
That's right.
It's like leaving a pool out without a cover.
So, Pena, what are you working on right now?
Goomy, goomy, goomy owes me.
I gave her my walking wake because she wanted it.
She owes me.
I need to go get stuff. I don't know what to do.
What should I do Peter? Everything. Anything.
I don't know. Get fused.
No, oh, my God. Are you growing naturedments?
Are you going to be grinding late, Tom?
I have lots to do too.
Huh?
Yeah?
Wow, Peter.
I didn't know you were in the rocket ships too.
This is a cool looking rocket ship.
Is that a Challenger?
Well, and I'm not just saying this because I'm a nine year old, you're a pretty cool guy, Peter.
You think you can make me one of these rocket ships for my height out?
Oh my God!
Oh, like this?
Like good.
I gotta go.
Okay, to all the survivor heads, I just want to make it clear. I've been doing
Cobble Mom for three years and I've never gotten a fight in the tournament. And so that
is the priorities tonight. I might watch Survivor, but I have to focus. I really have to focus.
Like I'm almost having to do this off stream because tonight is my night off, but
I gotta focus. Okay, I gotta focus. I gotta focus. I gotta focus. I gotta focus.
I think I gave away the last of my rare candy, which is so funny as a string hold on
everything. Okay, okay. Here's what I think. Here's what I think. This is what I, this is what I, this is what I know to be true.
I think what we do is first things first. Let's just dump our bag for right now. Okay, let's just dump our bag for right now.
Grab our tools.
These are tools, these are tools, this is for those are pokeballs.
Trace the mulchables.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay, here's what I think. I think we should just start going to way points and looting.
I think that could be the best place to start because that will get us some baseline loots.
and I think baseline loot will help us like yes.
baseline loot will help us like fossils.
We can brew into Pokemon and we might get some of the Pokemon we need.
So we don't have to go out and get them.
This is such a vibe. Thank you.
Oh, nice, that is nice, that is nice.
This is nice.
wait we're getting okay we're getting some fucking
okay after this place you know what I'm gonna do which is gonna be a big move to
is I'm gonna go to town and I'm gonna use my money to buy a big ass backpack
so we don't have to keep going back to town
I think that could be a big time saver
okay this is huge
very big
What the fuck?
What a weird box.
The other thing that is good is everybody on the server owes me stuff.
So, for some of you play Cobblemon and I want to turn on my DS fire.
Everybody on the server owes me stuff because I've been the consummate good guy
And I helped a lot of people get started, so I don't think if I need supplies
I can't get them so watch okay, so first thing spawn
Black hoodie rain wait, what are all my alerts off? Oh my gosh
I'm so sorry, it's still set up from film light. Let me fix everything let me fix everything
All right, everything should be back. Thank you so much for the rain. I appreciate you. I hope you're sure you must fantastic
I
Okay
Golly, golly, golly, golly, golly. Okay, we got to buy a big backpack right now
Oh my god they opened the store. Oh my god they opened. Okay, what did they add?
Blank TM. Iron Builders one. What is a Builders wand?
Vener Forecast hologram. Why is that so
fuck off with these prices?
15,000? What? Bro, fuck off with these prices. Okay, I just bought a huge book
of Ag, which I think will help quite a bit. Yes, this will help quite a bit, and then
I can fill both bags.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know if they've unlocked
these mansions yet in terms of like loop.
The loot was locked before a niece.
Keep your eyes out open for rare-mon.
Uh, a weeding would kind of be hype.
Jesus Christ, they fucking destroyed this place.
What the fuck? Why did they absolutely ramshackle this place?
Am I missing something as to why they destroyed this place so hard?
Lute was asked.
I mean, I think they loot locked higher tier and I think these houses are all higher tier loot.
So, I might open this and there could be nothing.
Okay, this is still loot locked.
That's what the fuck is this.
This is nothing.
Where are you talking?
Is that a blood moon or saluna?
Luna or Saluna or is that just an Ursuluna?
I think that's just an Ursuluna.
I mean it's beautiful.
This is very cool.
He's one of my favorites. Last time I spent four days getting blood moon or saluna.
That dog. Last, okay, so the the reddit is notoriously always behind like the game. But last time
I think he was like witching wood or dark forest.
You need one of these. Do you have one of these yet?
Yeah, they're easily made and what happens is when you go into one of the
biomes, you can see the Pokemon available. And if you go to ultra rare, the very last
one, you'll see it. It's like a point point 0.001% chance of spawning or something like that.
So the tree traps are new.
I don't know how the tree traps will affect that spawn.
Surely.
Yeah.
I'm exploring a little bit. I'll be back.
Okay. This is the stuff we need.
This is the stuff we need. Is that an enchanted? Okay.
We're just gonna grab.
Okay, this is all stuff that can help us. This is all stuff that can help us.
Where the fuck is this?
We're in the nether, okay.
Woo!
Way, way, so we fucking have you with that lucky egg, okay?
Soul speed?
Interesting.
Hey, there we go, okay, great.
Why would I want to miss a watcher?
Oh, it's to make waystone's got it got it got it got it.
Not good loot, this is great loot.
As I said, we can start cooking shiny fossils and just hope to get some like giga-rare
because the rolls on fossils you can get some fucking crazy crazy shit. Oh no. Oh, that was weird.
An assault vest so good so good
Wow, they're just pumping me with waste stones. That's fucking fantastic
They're more chest in here anywhere. Am I crazy? Do I do I go
That might have been it.
All right.
Now we go to cool kids and we start cooking our fossil.
Oh, no!
All right.
We're going to trade them.
Fuck, wait.
Peanut as fossil cookers. Okay.
Great.
Um, I wonder if he has like any bio matter.
192.
I wonder if you can cook with these.
Perfect.
Wow, those fill that shit up.
Okay.
Okay, that's bugged visually, but perfect.
All right, that'll cook while we go,
look at more waypoints.
I hope someone's in this chunk so it cooks.
Clown.
Big.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
we'll take it all.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes. Yes. Take that all. We already have that. Yes. That's big. We need these. Give me some more. Yes.
Yes. Me thinks we will take it all.
Okay, now we drop down.
Yep, yep.
Okay, we're kind of cooking now, guys.
We're kind of, we're kind of getting...
You can't always get what you want.
What are these?
I'll take those.
I need the berries, I think are kind of valuable.
But if you trust sometimes, you're just mad, fine.
We'll take these things, we'll take this.
Dude, saddles used to be so viable, and now they're just fucking useless because
you don't hear a saddled ride Pokemon anymore.
Big sad.
Okay, um...
Sure.
Sure.
Okay.
Now, whammy, thank you.
That's why he's the best!
Um...
All right, now if I'm not mistaken, I can just flip my backpack, right?
God damn, I'm good.
What is that?
No, Paul has no effect.
What?
What?
That's a little sketchy, isn't it, chat?
And I don't think she says, has no effect?
It's for fleeing, oh, keep it up. Great.
The phone phenomenon.
Do not click the bed. Great.
Great. Cool?
Little bit more candy for levels up.
Oh, sh, teeny, teeny, teeny.
I've got to be so much fucking bread, that's great.
Sorry guys, I'm grinding live crime. Wait, what's?
Oh, shit, we got crime.
How do I do this?
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
I'm not going to be a bad guy.
Wait, am I- am I a god? Can I-
F***ing, make sure and make sure and...
We even am off. Get out of here.
God damn son of a fucking bitch ass.
This freaking shit out of my fucking way.
Oh, I hate this game.
Right, I can't see shit.
All right, now we dump all of our stuff out.
Man's running in like a mini van.
Are there fucking hungry yet?
Why did you stop mid sentence?
They're still chasing him, right?
Bill, but they are, Phil.
Dangler Avenue?
Bro, you don't want to see the people at Dangler.
But these cook for a second.
and dangle her on the run.
Wait, what?
Oh my god, Los Angeles, you really are amazing.
Oh shit.
Rowling, Rowling, Rowling, Rowling.
That one don't help me love a big step, I can't help you.
Piss, give me my hair.
What is up with the waving?
L-I-N-P, this guy is right here!
Got any of you don't care, and we don't care.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
It's a forest!
This dude's cooking.
Oh, he's fast as fuck, boy.
Oh, tasers out.
He's a pretty good shape.
Wow.
Wow. I sure was something. Oh, and just like that, my Pokemon's done. Tiny baby
Jesus, give me something good. Huh? What? What? You were kicked, failed to end. What?
We did everybody get killed.
What?
Dolf.
What?
Wait, it's said, did it go?
What?
What Pokemon just broke everything?
Blossom?
I mean, it is a tank, I mean, it is a tank.
Um, let's take a look at its IV's.
Oh, we got.
Oh my, what?
Bro, we, what?
It's level one with every single move.
That's not supposed to happen.
Wait, this might be in fucking eldritch being.
Gigadraim?
Wait, this has very bug and grass type.
Guys, I'm not!
What ability you're right?
chlorophyll, oh, do we go harsh sunlight teams?
I do have ability patches. Does it have another one? That's good.
Okay, that is at the very least that's interesting, okay, at the very least that's interesting.
All right, this is nothing.
This is nothing.
Boothers Hunter, broke East Beach.
Oh, Brook East Beach.
Chicken Woods, wait, what is Chicago Woods?
Hold up.
I had never heard of this, by him.
Wait, this is a common.
There's no way.
Is this the blood man territory?
Stop.
No.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
God is good.
but got his good, got his good, got his good.
Got his good.
Level 50, fully caught, fully caught.
Getting the ball.
Fuck you and your mother.
No, boy, sir!
All right, whatever, bro.
I'm...
Typhlosion gonna eat that ass. We'll do this.
Uh, we know extremely effective. We just want to, we just want to soften them up a little bit. We don't want to kill them.
We just want that tender eyes as beef a little bit.
Are you EV training? I have a lot of the EV items that I will need.
Let's see.
I'm not gonna knock him out.
Uhhh.
Shit!
Ultra ball!
Get in the ball!
God is good all the time.
All the time, God is good.
God is good all the time.
Wait, does there shone you just up here?
God is good all the time, all the time, God is good.
No school tomorrow chat
Wait loot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did
That I'm about all wrinkles baby now. I got to close
Never Waste!
Oh, I want that in!
You know, there's just someone down in the never Waste!
Who is down here?
Good seeing you, Psycho, no?
My brother, Beta.
I'll always take a, wake, hookle from a brother, Beta.
I mean, if you're giving it to a brother beta, yes, don't worry about it. I'm just
been exploring all the way points trying to get loot. Hear me up later.
All right, I have a full team, I'll be right back.
Bro, God is good all the time, all the time, God is good.
Wait, we're about to get a Flake Hoco free 99.
Crime 2, do you guys have the link?
Let's give him something really poopy that we really don't smoke.
Spanky, don't.
Oh, goodness.
No, I need my squirtle with me.
What am I doing?
Hey, how you doing?
It's me, it's me, game man.
Thank you, brother beta. If there's anything you need before the tournament, I'm going to be on late
Forming my face off.
I have a hidden ability patch if you need it.
Also, I did technically get Ray her Litton.
I don't know that.
She wasn't sorted into a house yet.
She was, she was brand new!
Yeah, what the hell was that?
She's in love with me, because I'm Timmy Game Man.
All the ladies can't resist Timmy Game Man.
Oh, wait, the trade didn't go through for some reason.
Wait, the trade didn't go through.
Good I'd see. Wait a minute. I thought you were a beta.
Ivan, I want to let you know that even though you have a crush on me, you can still
join beta house. I won't hold it against you.
I can't be tied down though. I got to go find Farron Pokemon.
Oh, it's the badlands. Oh my god, it's the badlands. Oh my god, it's the badlands. This is where King is caught in is.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? I thought this is where King is caught in is. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Am I wrong?
Am I fucking wrong, man?
Wait a minute.
What the fuck is that?
What the...
Guys, what am I looking at?
What is that?
What is that?
A very ugly Pokemon that is going home with me.
Second crime is live. Okay, please, links. Oh, this is, I need him. Is this,
Cupbrink? This is what evolves into Cupbrink, right?
And we, it involves a new big now stack. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a big tank, right?
I guess, can you see?
Oh, this makes the game so much harder to play.
Yes, we want you.
We want to scrap the.
There's just a lot of rarem on out here we can get you the future stench of crime
Or it puts his hood up so sick
I don't kill it
Nice
You know what car is that, that car is sick. What is that?
Ice.
Okay.
What car is that?
The thing is sick.
Okay, a deep-thart GL2, okay, this is where we were, which GL3, yep, that's good, damn rock.
Void tonum, very nice, very nice.
Oh, that's another very nice.
Very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice.
Oh, here we go.
diamond pickaxe, we take those.
of
game. And we're making money too. I guess we already have to do in
Skull because we can get paid for that.
Wait.
Really? I'm very excited.
Colossen with peace and love I have to focus on Pokemon I'm so sorry.
All right, this is called
hmm
Boyle Tiga
Pulti guys, is here, okay
Also, Archaladon is here.
Okay, they cleared this out.
This might be a good spot to farm Archaladon.
Now, let's pay it out.
James is huge, are these.
Leslie, come, Leslie, come here.
Navi was here.
Navi was here.
Wait.
Onion.
Nice.
Dude, as Cavalier could actually be another fucking beast on my team, you know what I mean?
Do I not have a flying Pokemon right now?
You
I'm going to do a quick psyche vowel, no, this guy's not guilty, I'm going to do a quick
I give out a book of sash nice I cannot see I need to get up to the roof.
All right, both crimes are over.
Oh my god, Applin, Applin, Applin, Applin, Applin, Applin, where do you go?
Fuck.
Well, I-
It's mother fucker just teleported.
Where the fuck is he?
He's got to be up.
up playboy, got his good all the time, all the time, got his good. Bang, welcome to the squad, baby.
and learn something.
That was a big rare Pokemon snag.
That was a big rare snag.
Hmm.
Okay, I think we just go like this
And then we go, what was the name of that place?
Was it hard?
No, it wasn't how.
Is it Jara?
Is it onion?
Yes, it was onion.
Now we're talking.
Crime is there another chase?
Is there a third fucking chase?
So annoying.
Oh o her!?
Jolly Iway Eway a bit, but Poorgon's E. there she is.
She is probably just need a Poorgon.
I tell night we could put that on the squirtle and let him
go absolutely whatsup 가륌
sorry
waste there actually more crime
Leftovers we love that
Okay, we are getting now one shiny fossil up here would go absolutely crazy.
That's big.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now we go.
Hey, be it.
Fuck.
Hey, be here.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's done.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
Boost the Pokemon Special Attack sharply when the stats are lowered by okay?
Shit!
Okay, it doesn't have a bunch of Peter Peter Peter
Why it's pretty cool
Just try to catch a bunch of strongmen and go to cool locations
Yeah
I'm trying to stop piled up.
Okay.
Let me know if you find any cool in here.
Yeah, but I need to loot for the, the duel's peanut.
I don't know for sure if I ask a little bit,
so I need to get a bunch of wax, bad.
No!
Oh my god.
Wow, what do I have to do to evolve them?
God is good all the time, all the time God is good.
Can you use an experience share headset when you're using candies?
Interesting.
Is you use it to train them up?
That's actually very smart.
160 friendship for evolution. How do I get friendship?
Yeah?
and
and I can't put them on my shoulder to just leave them out or give them food
I have sleep talk.
Um, oh, his eye visors.
Dean key.
Yeah.
I'm not a bad man, but you might have made out on that trade better than you.
Peter his health IV is zero.
I come by journey.
Onion, post-lane, and show, poke, poke, center, oh.
Potofiva?
This is nothing.
Grasslands.
This is nothing.
Trial's,
Chernathan,
V2verse.
Okay.
Back to fucking work.
What is a haphazal again?
and
we need a perfect IV fossils what we really need
What is that?
What a weird item.
It makes me get you okay real?
Oh, Dippland!
We just got an app one.
It could be good.
Flappel is the best, just get a faple off real quick.
It's going to jerk my peanuts.
Oh my god, my health.
Oh, great. She's following me. Hey! Hey, Von, what are you doing here?
That's cool, that's cool.
So I can't open out as you're still on Alpha House.
Your born beta.
Stop fighting head and join us.
Join us!
TURIA!
Just getting some loot, that's cool, me too.
All right, come on, Jenny Fossil, right?
What is that?
I just got a shiny glygar plush.
Yeah.
That'll push.
Another mint?
Very good.
Everything's coming up, Timmy, right now.
Everything is coming up, Timmy, right now.
we're like, I need to lock in and I'm definitely locked.
Nice, okay.
We've got a bunch of rare Pokemon.
We've got a shit ton of loot.
We just got a fucking...
What the fuck just...
What?
Very cute, very cool, big, big, big.
What is this Minecraft? This is Cobblemon, which is a Minecraft mod.
That is Pokemon and Minecraft.
I'm going to use the
slide.
Sliders not intended for you.
That's so funny.
Shit out of here.
Okay, um,
let's start putting extra.
I haven't.
Organized this yet.
Wait, did I just put my fucking new bag in here? Oh, no, where'd I put my fucking new bag?
Oh, here it is, thank god. Okay, um,
we're gonna have to organize this all later, but for right now, we are just gonna
throw everything in this. Dude, we actually have hell of shit.
Okay, um,
Let us make Tom's storage, we're going here.
here. Inability fossil, run-nash shit, grab a bunch of these fucking pink balls that are
auto-sorting crank this up.
Great. Okay. Um, hey, peanut, can you help me make a Tom storage later?
Oh thanks, he goes out.
Oh, hi, John.
Toria!
Yeah, the time skip was pretty crazy.
That day away from the server really changed things for me.
To be the very best, John, I just set that tiny Pokemon on fire, look at him.
He's burning.
That's the new way we catch Pokemon.
Yeah, that's pretty metal.
You have something for me to be the very best?
Oh.
You might need help with your dungeon ticket.
Well, if you need my help, you've got to do it!
Probably, Peter, you, me.
That Korean guy.
Nanyan Choga Togi Speeda
Yes, I want to be the very best in Korean.
Let me get my strongest mod.
I, yep.
I, yep.
I call some other level of 50s that are head knockers, didn't I?
I think absolute fucking savage.
I wish you could wake filter by level.
Bitch.
I think we have a, ah, there we are, greats.
The crazy thing is this, these guys could be just a fucking competitive team by themselves,
like, like, they're bad man.
Arasayo.
Onion.
Shibai.
Oh my god.
feel like you've changed recently. I know what it is. I think your English is kind of...
All right, Peter, thank you, I'm ready for the dungeon now.
Oh my god.
Did this team is actually fucking nasty?
Let's see this.
Huh?
One more.
I got to be in my head for a second. Two seconds.
You
You
You
You
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Here we go.
Hello?
Are we ready to go?
What the fuck?
Is it time for the dungeon?
I'll meet you in spawn.
Beta boys and Beta girls.
It was so cute, you guys.
She followed me to the far corners of the map.
Just so she could be closer to my Beta energy.
See ya!
She's a cougar.
We already know each other.
Let's do this.
You
We stand a regular queen.
6.
he just said fuck fuck fuck
is it going to stream the tournament yes
That will, sir.
It must be of extremely regional Korean dialect.
Yes.
Peter, you gotta show me where the good chest is.
Peter, show me where the good chest is.
I'll go with Peter.
Okay, there's actually some good loot.
Oh, wait, why can't I see, there we go.
Yes, Peter.
Wait, was there loot down here?
Oh, yeah, there's nothing in it.
and
how do you just climb this
of
the
God, man, I'm getting nothing.
I am fast as fuck though, because I am my-
Give me the ghouls, okay?
Haven't thought a fucking alpha's yet
Brie sure I can just break right this by doing this
Where are you supposed to be going, Peter?
here.
What the fuck?
Oh baby
Nice
What are you doing Peter?
No way!
I only got a smithing template with a fuck!
Alright, here we go.
You should play a high tail at some point, is it good?
Oh, I did it.
Bunch of stones. Let's go. Isn't the one down the waterfall the best? We need to get
Some more gems got down.
All right.
Derek and plate.
Oh fuck.
Weep.
Oh.
Oh.
Which way did he go?
Fucking missed on this way.
Do we know a Peter one?
Oh, just.
Oh, matcher vibe, nice.
I'm going to go to the right, wait, you must go on this way, fuck, which way do
appear go.
I must go on this way.
Didn't chest anywhere.
Clear of Pokemon, full of treasure though, wait, are we supposed to fight these guardians?
Oh, well, I'll just clear this real quick.
I think my last last little 30. Yeah, that's interesting. Usually they're not.
Usually they're actually juiced.
this is actually huge that I found this
I don't think we're going to finish this dungeon maybe so for real
Oh my god what the fuck are you doing?
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
Okay, huge.
Bitch.
Chest, please.
Shack, please.
Man, give me some of that rare poop.
All right, where's the rare poop?
Give it up.
right here.
Um,
Peter took out one of the guardians.
Good job, Peter.
I don't know. We might finish this. We might not.
Oh, we got all the guardians. All right. Great.
There quite a few alphas left though. I will be
very forthwith.
Which way back to the start? This way back to the start.
Okay, did this reseal?
Yeah.
Baby, baby, baby.
Oh, what is that?
Grascha? Nice.
Okay, that's a mission item.
Okay, come on.
We got to find the one room that has like the water fountain.
Because that's like where the loot is fucking boggers.
I think it might be up here to the brides.
Now to the left.
We're gonna go this way.
Fondite, hoops.
Guys, are you on the other side or are you okay?
Where's the big waterfall with all the loot?
Nevermind.
There's no waterfall with a fuck ton of loot.
And I gotta figure out where it is so I just hit it every fucking time.
Oh, is this it? Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Is this it?
This is it. Fuck yes!
You might shit look my balls. I'm back baby.
Literally, it's it's fuck the whole raid get this chest.
Let me do, thank you. How I open it though.
Is it just randomly one of these buttons?
There it is, bang!
Oh, that's someone got it already.
Shit.
I wonder if someone got it already,
or if the loot was higher than tier, whatever,
so it just locks me.
If one gives die, so funny.
All right, we got five minutes.
Shh, we got to help the team.
No more greed.
One gem left one gem goal one alpha. Okay, as it's gonna be tight
Make guardians we need another guardian. Oh, yeah, I thought of guardians
I'm f***ing...
Thank you.
No, that's so bad.
Oh.
Ooh, literally don't have time for that.
0 gem from a name so we only need to give him a go on an alpha fuck.
Eat my shit don't have time for that.
Can we just okay fine, I'll fucking do it myself is it really that oh fight nice kill kill
Actually huge
the
the
stockman
how are they dying to elf is
nice okay they locked in
I was worried we might have been cooked
Yeah, Jim. Dude, all of the shit sucks, like give me a fucking rare candy and that, you know?
Oh, I can actually get this now.
Oh, that, yes!
Big items.
Why are they still dying?
Oh. Is that giving you something?
Oh.
One gaining experience about wait.
That's, oh, that's nice, dude.
Peter, we got to find this boss room before they all die.
Dude, Grinja is the best now.
It's actually crazy.
He's a water mount.
He's fucking fast to shit on land.
I think he can jump high as fuck.
Like look, I'm literally keeping up with a flying mount right now.
Come on, Peter!
Lock it!
Um, slow to a crawl, yeah, ran out of stamina.
Um, his hidden ability.
Oh, what the fuck?
Quickly, do it.
I mean, give me Bob Rare Headache!
Rare candies right now.
You might share them.
Wow!
Oh, oh...
Okay, okay.
Okay.
What?!
Oh!
Oh!
What?
Bro, what?
That's not supposed to happen, that's bugged.
That's 100% bugs, what the fuck?
That was crazy.
Whoa!
Gargannacle V's balls!
...
Gargannacle
Good job guys. That's big
15 or I can't he's goes
So I'll cure for the win. Yeah, what is salt cure again? That's she goes crazy, right?
I hate that it knocks out all your bookworms so silly.
Whoa, sadly, thank you.
Alright, let's check out my new Gargantacle.
Gargannaclan.
He's definitely, he definitely could be on Tank Squad.
If he is pure, pure fine salt.
Okay, it has pure fine salt.
Okay, he's got all the egg moves.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Ah!
Let's throw it up, talk it in perfect I-bees!
Garganaque on these balls, baby.
Okay, Elders being Elders Beast.
Okay, um...
Oh.
Are you doing a live colonoscopy vanilla is asking?
Yeah, so I'm having a meeting with the, what is it?
Yeah, so vanilla.
My cousin had colorectal cancer.
So I am having a formal meeting with the colorectal cancer alliance on the 23rd.
And we're going to work to set me up with a doctor.
And basically we're doing it for charity.
We're raising money for the colorectal cancer alliance.
And also, we're trying to take the stigma out of colonoscopies
because there are a lot of men that despite having very real symptoms.
Don't get a colonoscopy.
And so that's the other goal.
So I'm going to go with my cousin, J.R.,
who was diagnosed with terminal cancer, essentially,
and then beat it.
And the idea is, if we raise enough money,
I will tag in another male creator
to go and get a colonoscopy on camera.
So we're going to set goals.
And I hope the big goals, I don't know,
you might see a wake while there, you might see a Hassan
on Piker.
But that's the idea behind it.
And we're really excited because I did the whole boxing thing
to try and raise money for cold rental cancer research
and it didn't really happen.
So my cousin and I kind of brainstorm
how to do another idea or how to do this in another way.
And I think this is gonna be really funny
and educational and kind of awesome.
So, please come in and ask it about it though, Mace.
Love you, let's play games sometimes soon.
By the way, Mace, you would fucking love Cobblemon
if you wanna play.
I'm late.
I didn't even get an invite!
With a fuck?
A shit, I gotta dump my fucking shit.
Balls, fuck shit.
Fuck.
I'm caught.
You're fucking love colonoscopy, I don't know about that, but, uh, Goomy Bastion.
Goomy!
Goomy, you haven't really seen me since the time skip, but I'm very different now.
I'm a Chad, that's right, those, those 24 hours we sent away from the server.
Okay, what am I doing? What am I doing? Okay, slash spawn.
And then go to me, bastion.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
trash.
Hmm.
Party have those trash.
Oh trash.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh baby.
That's important.
That's important.
That's important.
important. Let's quickly catch this mag be because he's kind of hype.
What about Timmy?
I'm nine years old.
Lag.
Wait, I'm lagging, it won't let me open this chest.
Wait, what's happening? Can you guys hear me?
where are the other chests, Abe, yeah, there aren't more down here, there's just that one, all right,
I know the abyss will watch her do so.
That's me.
I don't want to know what's going on.
I don't want to know what's going on.
I don't want to know what's going on.
Where the Rick are they?
If I don't get a fossil, I'm gonna freak out.
They're actually not fucking...
Wait, in this policy, we take those who melodic, we take that, and we need a- we need a feebass.
We absolutely need a free bus.
We need to go on a free bus mission.
Hey, go me.
Well, I mean so much time passed on the day off the server.
You've had known as the Timescape.
Thanks, I guess I am pretty cool.
Wait, go me, where did you go?
You
You
Good morning.
Good morning.
Where are they?
Whoa, ran, thank you for the raid!
Oh my god. Oh shit!
Give me what I desire!
Give me FOTALS!
I think it's like seven, oh my god.
I
actually get these are actually good these are actually good I'm not going to
We come out and see what everybody thinks I'm going to do and freak out.
Oh, I'm in.
We wasn't there a chest around here.
Yeah, that's it!
time and home, we love that, thank you.
All right.
all these so we can grab them later.
GAAAHHHHH!
CAAAHHHHH!
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I AM I AM!
can we is so good at minecraft it makes no sense
It is Gumi like a Minecraft champion.
She's an FPS pro.
What?
Real?
real?
What game?
Mostly Apex.
Wow.
That's fascinating.
Sapoight to ask how autistic someone is.
That is not what I was asking.
Okay, this is going to help building a team so much.
Get the Royce!
Yeah!
Get the template?
Wait, what template?
This?
Okay.
Me, I'm scared!
The U or Indiana, Indiana, come on.
Like, I love, don't get me wrong.
If it was the U against anybody else, it would be the U.
But the Hoosiers are a fucking Cinderella team.
Like, that's it.
After you, Malay.
Thanks, Gumi.
10.
Just like one piece.
Another rocky home that's what I need.
What is this smithing template, too?
We already have one of those, we don't need to, we might need to, who knows.
I
Here's what we're going to do. This is going to be a crazy move right here.
This is going to be a crazy move right here.
What happened to the fossil I was cooking?
Thank you.
Is there any reason for this other stuff killed? Oh, I guess we can come back.
Do I have a penis?
I'm sorry you said what?
You
Another edge grab.
No.
Perhaps you know where all this shit was.
the
speed running
you got to watch your bottom of the ventre, yes, I saw it, where is spooky?
spooky spooky just took my fucking thing and logged off
see cooking fossils in here
brother everybody's cooking fossils
You lied to us, Billy. You said no one would die.
John Spuggie is a traitor and will not be trusted since the Dolphin accident, or incident,
That was the krimi shit that a person's ever done.
A shit was krimi.
Oh!
Grims, we'll see you in hell.
He's going down.
We're running out of space.
Jesus.
It's not.
You'll be alright, Grims.
What avoid totems, do?
There's a what penis?
I just want one more shiny fossil.
I just need one more fossil, and then I can get to work again, even though the loot
is pretty. Do I need more of these? I might as well stack it doesn't matter.
Hey, Gumi.
Thanks for your help.
help. I might need your help later making a competitive team.
No, I was asking, what? I was asking for a help to make a competitive team.
Get your help out of the gutter.
I don't know. All these women are obsessed with me since the time skip.
I just want to be a Pokemaster, I didn't even want these ripped abs or huge biceps
or deep voice or long hair flowing.
Chiseled jawline.
You
How do you crawl like that?
Yeah, something's fun in the game, let's get rid of it.
I have got to, oh, just don't write here.
You
Do we exist, is this ten?
I don't know what would I actually have an idea.
I'm actually the go-o-one.
I'm actually the go-o-watch this.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, that would be crazy!
This is all of them. Do you think someone told me that fast?
I laid one down and I was, got, did it right in front of them?
No, I didn't.
It was back there.
I
Not everybody heard you all it makes it noise
I guess you're in the many pays of the Christian amount maybe
Now you're open-minded, oh not.
You
God damn it. God damn it.
What did I do?
Can you cut fossils by your home?
I don't have the cooker.
I don't even know what that first one came from.
I
Okay, I just need one more fossil and then I'm going to cook them, put Montalax down to increase friendship.
Okay, I'll be honest, that Montalax is fucking sucks, that Montalax is as cheeks dot fart.
Where did they go?
11
Can she block me? That'd be so funny if she can block me.
It's after one. Oh, there we go.
What do I do with abyssal watchers?
She moated in voice, she's silly, champ.
Fuck.
I just want one more fossil.
Oh, shiny, bloody bag!
Terracchi!
Can I harvest those and plant them? Is that a thing that I can do?
Great.
You want to wait for me to make a lemon boy, too?
I don't have any.
Now I have one you need it.
There you go.
What if what if a bit of a watchers do?
They got to do something, right?
I'll take the rare.
They make waste stones.
Oh, that makes sense.
Just one more fucking, just one more shiny, wait 12, okay.
okay.
All right.
Go.
Lets do this thing.
I think.
Out of the then Goomi I'm one of the better platformers in this group.
She's so fucking good.
Oh, careful, you're falling out fucking lava.
Shiny fossil.
Yes!
Woo!
Oh!
Gumi's movement isn't saying, yeah.
She's on my shit.
Are you Canadian, Gumi?
Where did that sure come from then?
Nice, well-wise, it's almost, well.
Yeah, if it's buffed, empty chests or things that hadn't been in there, yeah, we'll spawn.
Like I opened the ice room down in the deep dark and there was nothing in it.
Well, I'm no longer caught.
You prefer my original voice!
That could be big in a tournament day.
It's about fucking hand and bitch.
You've been close crazy.
Come on!
Here's the chest.
She would have wanted us to have it.
all of these
Opps are gonna help me so much with the...
He nerfs anything that's fun.
I can't see.
Faster.
Faster.
The shanny fossils are like fun, but they can fuck you over.
So you either are gonna get a juicer program on or like a total bag of ass.
5.
How do you get up there?
But I'm a fucking arms retired.
Leave her alone!
I won't let them hurt you, go me.
Not after everything we've been through.
You
HNG to breathe for another right pit.
Real? Where did it go?
Take that.
You missed so much?
You
Okay, fuck.
I need more fucking fossils, I need more fucking rare candy.
I need it now.
Let's go!
Go me now.
We all have to die.
That's not a show going.
Oh my god, that's not a show going.
Hashtippo?
Hell fucking yeah.
I'm fast.
I
Do this song is so good and it doesn't even exist. It's just on this one Nokia mix. It's so bizarre
Like this song is
Fucking outrageous
Oh, big medium experience, Kenny.
Grain!
That's right.
Just remember, I gave you a walking wake back when you were a poor, a poor poor, poor, poor,
Be!
Two Fossils!
Sorry.
Damn, they're ice agents and another.
Who is it to pray, gold block?
Arcate!
Here we go.
Deep-o fast?
You
I'm fucking him.
What?
I know.
It ain't.
Yes.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
My ADHD is clickin' right now.
What's soul sand? I don't know what it is. I'll fucking take it.
My ADHD clickin' now.
I'm sorry.
by
80 hd is
You
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm on fire.
Fuck, I don't need that shit!
The parkour is real.
Please, please, please.
You
Where are they?
How do you swim?
How do you fucking swim crawl?
It's like you or what is it?
Come on.
Control X.
Good man.
Give me more fucking fossils, give them to me.
Right fucking now.
Before I go totally non-verbal.
I'm no longer neuro-typical.
Woooo!
I don't even know really what that does.
Great for breeding.
Oh, good, good, good.
No!
Not even close.
There's a take over there with a arrow.
Wow!
That was some good loot.
Wow, that was some good loot.
Great.
gloomy 21 what the Zoinks thought it was over
oh my god
Why?
It's never ending.
Never ends.
The loot for the speed with which we loot.
My movement just gets crazier until I'm perfect.
Just kidding, my movement's flawed.
Yes!
I will give you your golden fossil, but remember my kindness of the walking wake, I might
call on you before the tournament. Are you going to battle? What? Oh!
Gumi, I think that if I were to win the tournament, if you didn't compete, it mean I wasn't
And actually, the very best, that's why you need to participate, or else I'm the second
best!
I expect to see you there, Gumi, it'll be my honor to defeat you in battle!
And now, it's time to strengthen my skin, love a training!
That was a horrible idea!
I'll play the fuck up!
I need a fucking Pokeball, I need a fucking Pokeball, I need a fucking Pokeball,
Just give me one pokeball for my fossil.
I want to steal that so badly but I won't because I'm a gentleman.
But ball!
Oh, oh, those are pretty cool looking.
Uhhh...
Uhhh, it's still good the classic.
Come on.
Vivolion?
The fuck is a Vivolion?
Oh, you gotta be shitting me.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Okay.
Okay, wait, we need to okay, that was big for us guys
God dude, look at how fucking swagger swagger. I wish this definition make the girls go crazy
Okay, I don't even know if I have enough chest space for everything, but now it's all synced up
To the terminal which is good. So now we don't have to organize anymore. We can be little disgusting slots
Your shaders are off King. Oh fuck, how did that happen?
How do we turn them back on?
and settings.
The shaders button, try K.
I turn them on.
It might disconnect even the server. I just notice they're all off them.
Okay, let's open these card packs.
Um,
that I cannot get a,
ooh, no, no, no, crap.
Balls, crap.
Crap, crap, balls, crap, crap.
Okay.
I don't know how they got turned off, but still weird.
Ooh, it might be restarting.
Bye!
There might be a keybind that turns it on and off.
Does anybody know what keybind that is?
Whew.
Yeah, the game is significantly uglier right now.
Which I don't love.
F8 might be it.
Nope.
Well, this organized everything.
do this, like we'll organize it within the boxes? No, okay.
F7 plus T2RF to refresh textures. I don't know if that was it. Control X, no.
It's on now, real?
Sheesh.
I think it was that fate.
I don't know.
Okay, brah, our loot weight. We have six of these. Zingo! We have 12 of these. Zingo!
Let's cook one a is.
All right, we need Quick Balls bang.
We need Diamond.
Diamond pickaxe. Thank you. Diamond sword. Thank you. Diamond show. Thank you. Diamond
axe. Thank you. 70 diamonds. Boy came up. I'm talk about them no more. Alright, we got a bunch.
these two golds. Let's make... okay thank you.
Oh my gosh, shit.
What did I want? What did I want? What did I want?
I wanted, yes, I mean, yellow, I mean, blue, I mean, more blues.
Spideops, you are a real piece of shit, do you know that? That's why I want you on my team.
of
all of the lag is kind of fucking crazy
I would be willing to bet they restart this very soon
because this bitch is
lagging
Bitch is heavy, Lagen.
I think textures are off still.
Bitch.
BITCH.
Greats.
The public side's been rough all day.
I thought you were a blood man.
I thought you were him.
But we're just a bitch.
Join my team.
Oh, another blue.
Well I should place this.
Ooh, back here.
Oh, just a shit ton of gold bars.
Okay.
Any bread?
No.
No, get the fuck out of my face.
Okay, and then the last thing I need is my bag.
Okay, so what, what the fuck is this shit?
Great.
I didn't even know I had this donkey ass and my fucking napsack.
Okay, we need, what's, what's my bag called?
She's as Christ.
Bag.
Great.
And I have two of them, tight.
Wait, where's the second one?
Good.
Weird.
Okay.
And I have my shiny fossils.
Guys!
This is big, this is big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Okay, how goes it?
How goes the prep for the tournament?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh wow, she's getting a good one, see that?
The war!
Wait, it says he's shiny, but he's the exact same color.
Yes.
It's still cool.
What else did you get?
I do.
Usually you just hit it with the link cable.
Like smack it.
Oh, um, yeah, that's, um, this because it's level one.
I think it does.
I could be wrong, but I don't know if you're going to have an out because I am level one.
Also, I'm not sure you would want an out because I am level one.
I think he learns a few moves. I could be wrong.
If you want, you can just trade him to be and then trade him back and we can save it
of walls on.
He doesn't need the link cable if you're trading him. Usually you just smack him with the
link cable and it does an artificial trade.
All right, here we go.
Trade me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Press R.
And then we'll trade back.
All right, check it out.
Oh, right. Here we go. I can't wait.
To behold its power.
It is shy, it's so cunty.
Wait, have an idea. Stay here.
Don't move.
Oh my god, my fossils done. Fuck yes, give me some juice. Right fucking.
Now!
But...
He was...
No! No! What?
Oh my gosh.
I'm here again in the public server!
Wait, this isn't even the public server, this is,
did you hear that language?
I wonder if we'll take me back to, okay.
That was actually fucking huge, okay.
Need.
Peter will forgive me for taking a pair of his glasses.
Alright, here we go.
Try these on.
Put those on your Kondi Alekazan and see if he wears them.
Oh!
My God!
SO CUNTI!
CUNTI DAYS!
Painter have you got any good fossils recently?
Okay, that tapig is actually, I don't know if it's competitively viable, right?
I don't know if it's competitively viable, however, pretty cool.
It's decent, and more?
Think.
Whoa!
Let me see all your shinies.
Wait, that big guy is very competitively viable, isn't he?
The one she's riding?
Sponsored by a big guy, handsome, okay?
Wow.
Wow.
Cute.
Is there ever been to have a eight-year mom probably?
A fish.
Oh God, you have finished fossil right here.
Let's see it. I wish you the best of luck.
Mudkip is busted, I have a Mudkip.
Wait, yet is it floating?
Oh, I guess it's visually bugged.
Oh well.
Bonyl works fastest for the fossils, really?
Peter, am I just finding out that Bonyl works fastest for the fossils?
to
do look so I do have this smomper
and he's pretty not bad
then the mama
Was the best one game I played?
By far the best one my game of all time
I also have Grookey
Which
Grookey it is a fucking son of a bit
But his IV's suck ass, but I have all these IV and EV items
This belosom is actually fucking tough.
Let's go get some more fossils to cook.
Best starter hands-down in VGC is in Cinerord.
Wait, what's VGC? Wait, what the fuck were you?
Where is all the bone meal go?
Great.
Oh, it fills the tank faster. It doesn't cook it faster.
So you can use that Grim Sorrow and come back tomorrow.
Well, I gotta get my munchlace.
Yes?
Hold on, hold on!
The fuck is lunch box?
Oh, the fuck, shit!
There he is.
I need to have him out.
Let me see the hash links.
Oh, yo!
Wait a minute, baby, and daddy again, it seems like we're boundextricably.
All right, let me see the groupies, good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Migra Ninja is actually fucking good.
He's actually really good.
Okay, let's get together and...
Pookie.
Pookie decks.
Okay.
Just.
Well, other Pokemon.
Wait, can I not just look at all the Pokemon ever?
Is this, is this create, is this nuts?
Oh, viability ratings, perfect.
I mean, these are all, okay, okay, not restricted.
Center or, wait, I thought Chen power is, isn't Chen power, legendary?
I have a moon guess, I have Ursuluna, what is group on it, what the fuck is that,
what is group on it, oh it's paradox among us, fuck.
that vulca I gave my vulca to um, ray, shits, I mean the majorities are fucking like
Altras. I have an ILA.
Reason.
Real one.
Glereon wezing would be height.
I like Glereon wezing.
We can get Ursula Luna easy.
We can get our moon this.
Okay, okay.
I want the Snorlax on this one.
Can I give him some treats to boost his friendship?
Like berries in shit, right?
Some berries also increase happiness.
Um...
Pothins, oh yeah.
No.
Come on, Lord baby Jesus.
Okay, so out of these balls, if we could get a Don's Adon Deso would be crazy.
A smurgle would be crazy.
Glaring, weeping would be crazy.
Correct, paragraph, or I'm gonna fuck.
We already have the real abum.
That's a gearing.
This can't be it.
These are all the competitive Pokemon that's crazy.
That's it.
Of every Pokemon there's like 10 competitive.
Tomorrow is doubles, tomorrow is doubles.
Oh, wait, wait. Is that trash? I think that's trash, right? Fuck.
if you can get weeding and slacking.
Wait, don't I have the baby slacking?
It's the sloth, right?
Oh, we evolved him to slacking, right?
Let's see if this guy's good.
Not bad.
Not bad.
He needs these two.
I wish the defense was a little higher.
How does he evolve again?
Levels.
Okay.
Let's get a hidden ability.
fossil.
Do you have EV boosting stuff? I think so.
I mean,
P.P. Special Defense EV.
EV.
Are these the IVs? Oh,
I don't have any of those. I need gym.
I need to go chins man.
Ruff.
Eevee's I can boost, I bees I can't.
You have bracelets. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's the bracelet's only work one time
or can you use them the whole time. If you look at your personal berries, I can tell you
Which ones do you have in this? What is that a shiny?
Or is that just a gold brick next to it, okay?
Which one of these do you have in this?
None here
All right, well, I can try it my house real quick.
Best competitive moves, sport, fake out, tailwind, rage powder, follow me.
Extreme speed, okay.
Now we're getting down to it.
I have a lot of TM's.
Celebrate R.C.
Well, bulk up, I think it's going to be crazy.
Drating kiss is your nightmare sky
uppercuts, fire punch, fire fan drinking,
cause cosmic powers crazy.
Bulldozer's going to shock foul play,
grab a high horsepower ingrained, ingrained,
and it's crazy if we can get that one
do that ingrained terribly.
So then it's much more true.
So like, well, I'm skill swap rock,
rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.
Okay, protect thunder, torments, wonder room,
And then, wait, don't I have other moves that get used once?
Yeah, TR's.
Still being switcher we protect all bunch of, uh, and torment them.
Okay.
Wait, what was I coming back for?
Oh, berries.
Any of these?
I don't see how you do.
I don't see how you do.
The Monet Melon.
Don't see it.
I think we should go get that one nut that turns into the big steel tank.
If you know what I'm talking about, I forget it is, give me something.
Oh no!
booted me back to the public server.
Wonder what I got.
AHHHHH!
Are you thought it was sweet?
Are you thought it was sweet?
Homeboy?
And it's got clear body.
Come, the fuck on.
Give me the good IV's.
Hello.
Gee, Golly.
Slap my nips and call me, silly.
Oh, thank you.
I'll never forget this kindness, I'll never forget you, wait, who are you listening to?
Check this store for... Oh, the bloody... Oh, shoo!
Who am I looking for?
Oh my god, that drag-up hole is actually game-changing.
No, okay, that, that, dude, I swear to you, that drag-up hole, just broke the game.
Like, because you can't even get a drag-up hole, because in the level cap, okay, every
time I get a Pokemon it's breaking the game. Hopefully that's a good sign again.
Can I ask why I pour you the public server? It might be a Pokemon that you can't get yet,
so it's like breaking the game.
Oh my god, guys, guys, guys!
I can't believe that just happened.
I can't believe that just...
Pocking...
HAPPIN!
Dude, the drag-a-pult.
The drag-the-absolutely fucking juicy drag-a-pult is gonna...
I'm gonna melt.
No one else is going to have a giant pole.
Peter, can I show you something to hastier than Kim Jee?
I hit the god role, Peter.
I got a Pokemon that shouldn't even be allowed into Mars tournament.
Yes, suck my balls and call me Sally.
Oh my god, oh no I know you are such a see that!
Peter, this might be game breaking, this guy, because he doesn't even evolve into this
before level 50.
I just pulled it in a fossil. I got real lucky.
I also got another fossil that's probably going to go crazy.
The team's coming together. You want to see this?
Take a look at that, Peter.
Show me the high face, show me the high face.
Not great.
A mark for the resurrection.
Yes, where's his friendship app?
No, I just hope I don't get wiped.
That's it.
are you going to destroy tomorrow
it has almost no health that's crazy
I'm gonna leave a bunch of locks out.
Okay.
Drag a pole is big.
No, health is level one real.
Um, God.
Okay.
We need to go get a gassie.
We need to go get a gassie.
I think I know where there is a weasing.
It's like, and...
Oh God, what is it?
It's like, is it we do fence?
It is we do fence.
Wow, I fucking first take to that.
Okay.
that bad there is
oh my god
why just chatting because this is a mod it's not even technically a real game
okay so we should catch a bunch of these and try and get one with juice stats you know what I mean
there's no sense of not catching a bunch of them
Uuuuuh!
You motherfuckered?
It also needs its ability to be good.
Okay, what ability does it mean?
Uuuuuh, snubble.
Neutralizing gas.
Okay.
We'll just batch a bunch of them.
It's nobles actually kind of fucking cute.
What?!
Mary, go for it. What the fuck?
It's kind of a crazy spawning platform.
We also
neutralizing gases only for the glaryon form. Okay, what is it?
Regular weasing?
Juicy too?
Okay, um, hold on.
I need my PokeNab.
So, what's up, Pimpin?
Dude, I've never seen a side knock up here before.
Get my ball.
Okay, I think
Okay, we need the math.
All right, let's
I forgot that fucking John stole one of my fossils, too, like an absolute fucking bastard.
Wait, wait, wait, this is head-in-ability forecoco.
where's the hidden ability? Is this the hidden ability? Is on a wear really good?
That's it? Oh shit. So that's that good shit, huh?
Good if enemy has set up moves.
Oh my god, that actually might be the salsa day sure.
What does this look right now? Dude, God is actually real and he loves me.
All right, fossils are cooking, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second.
You
You
You
You
Okay, all right.
Guys, think we can continue our legendary luck.
Have you seen the guar cover of Pink Pony Club?
Yes, I have.
It was hilarious.
Guys, I'm sorry that tonight is so grindy, but
I want a win, God damn it. I want a fucking win tomorrow. Give me something nice.
Wait, wait.
Wait, that was a hin ability?
Wait.
Regenerator!
Wait, can he learn trick room?
And he learned trick room.
You guys?
Got his good all the time, all the time got his good.
the fucking P-Ware?
Actually a jab.
Oh, terrible ability.
All right, last two.
So trick rule is what you want to do if you have a big slow team.
So if I'm running a tank squad, which I'm thinking about, a trick room set up,
would be big. And I could use this dude as a pure setup Pokemon. Like I
good. I'm up with trick room, reflect all the good
And shit.
Light screen.
You know, I can only use four miles a time.
I'm aware.
I think after this
Look, we'll have a good idea of like, well, we have available to us.
This month lacks needs to hurry the fuck up and evolve.
Where did my men you go?
Oh God.
How much friendship does he need?
100 and 60 will he gain more if I battle with him?
Yes, okay.
Failed. Oh.
Okay, let's see how much gained on that. Just for.
Did he gain any?
one. All right, we just got to run some. We just got to run some combat. We just got a body
time away out. You sued Bell, he's got the sued Bell on. We ain't doing shit though.
Now, we should get a friendship up first and then train the EVs with the weights.
But oh, that's my motor shall I.
He gains if you walk with him out.
Yeah, but this, I mean, this faster bro,
walking with him out and just mopping these little Pokemon.
I've read battle effects EVs though.
What?
Was that real?
Wait, he hasn't gained any friendship from being the Shadows?
Oh, Rosala.
All right, that's not her.
Okay.
Okay.
What?
Eevees do I want my...
Snorlax to have?
That's how I can HP, okay, easily done.
And we're going to put a rocky helm on them later, and we're going to give them sleep
Talk, best sleep talk, best sleep talk, best sleep talk.
Boom.
Max.
And then attack, right?
God, tell you!
This boy, man, look at friendship.
I don't know what you feed him.
How do you feed these motherfuckers?
I'm going to use the text.
Put something to defense. Okay, the EV and I, the items are going to be kind of a premium.
So I'm just going to battle them.
To raise the rest.
Fossil is done.
Rollie-coly? That sounds dumb.
The fuck is this fucking guy?
It turns into colossal, is flashfire good?
Oh my God!
You might just become somebody.
What?
Ah.
Everything's turning up, Tammy.
Tima!
This streak is crazy, this streak is dude, we really out here.
Much likes, body slam.
What?
What?
I don't care, you're wasting my fucking time.
Leveling up increases friendship.
Like if I just give him candies?
I mean, I guess I could just make a pokey snack, right?
It's good. Oh, God.
Wow, he is suited.
Wait, should I train it?
When do his IVs affect his?
I never understand the whole EV I think.
I can't believe I just fucking pulled that.
That was crazy.
So I can change the IVs at any level.
Wait, absorbs bait seasonings.
So, so that's a bait.
What can I just feed the Pokemon?
It's gotta be something I can just feed them, right?
Am I crazy?
Oh, can you make these?
No, it doesn't exist.
Poke cake?
What's he trying to do in crease friendship?
Oh, another fossil.
Give it to me.
Ah!
Talon Flame and Pidgeot.
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
That's actually so disappointing.
Talflame is actually pretty cool, but, okay.
What can I do here?
Certain berries raised friendship really fast.
Yeah, they don't exist in this game.
I don't think.
So for real, if neither Peter nor I have them, they don't exist in the game. Sorry.
They do, they don't. Sorry, they don't. They're not, they're maybe not unlocked yet. They do, they don't.
You fucking peasant, is that? I literally have been rating for the last fucking 10 hours.
If Peter and I don't have them, they're not unlocked yet.
You have to make them, you have to make a berry, which one?
Friendship berries.
I did not see one friendship, Barry.
Fifth row from the top.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Nope, not them.
If you throw it from the bottom, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Loers, Pokemon's attack,
Loers, Pokemon's defense,
Loers, Pokemon's special,
Loers, Pokemon's special,
Loers, Pokemon's special.
Oh, while raising friendship, we...
Okay.
Okay, so we want to make the Grapah berry.
it's
normal berries in yachie berries
thank you for sticking with me on that one chat I was like what the
how do these berries exist if
okay yachie berries we need these and then we need
Wait, that's also a mutilated berry?
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, ispa and pineapple.
Ispa.
Pineapple.
Is ispa mutated too?
Oh my God, ispa's mutated.
Holy shit.
Prism?
What the fuck?
Asper.
And I need more pineapple.
Holy fuck.
Talk about a fucking mission.
This is absolutely crazy.
And he buries to make my berries to make my fucking berries.
Okay, potatoes are hot ass.
Get this shit out of my inventory.
Cogum, I don't have time to dick around.
Okay.
For some reason, I can't...
Oh, these are roasted. Eat my fucking dick.
Okay.
I'm going to be able to make like fucking one of these.
It better, it better boosts them.
If it gives me like one friendship, I'm going to crash the fuck out.
Okay, so first we have to make these, which are these and these.
So I make them in here, you need a station, okay.
What does the station look like?
Is it this?
It's got to be this, right?
What was he cooking?
No.
I'm going to put the wrong item back, I'm about to give up on this, this is fucking stupid,
this is fucking stupid, this is too much.
What am I, what am I looking for?
Make the honey due to, brother, I can't believe anything!
I'm gonna piss in your face!
Okay, where, you have to plant them next to each other.
It's cross-breeding.
That's that cannot be a thing that cannot be a thing you that cannot be real cross breeding
It's a 12 person I'm done. I do not I I do not
You have any friendship berries?
Good. The whole time. I'm just washing what you do or you're alone.
Friendship berries.
Yes.
Uh, once again.
I need a...
Gepa Berry, a Honda Berry, or a Hollywood Berry.
or a Clipsy Berry.
I just got so cold.
Hey, let me pull it up a little.
K-E-L-P-S-Y?
Kelp-C.
Quay-Lot.
Oh, you have that? I'll take it.
Um...
HON-DU
or Grep-A
or Tomato.
Yeah, I'll take the tomato and the... the... clepsy.
Dude, the berry process is fucking bullshit.
Oh, holy fucking dick ass penis butt.
It barely gave him any fucking friendship.
Yes.
How much friendship did it drop?
Or, oh, it barely dropped any of that. Okay, that's fine.
Yes.
Can per end and we need 160?
What's that?
Yes, yes, I'll take it.
And if I plant it, then it and then bone meal it will give me more.
Okay, okay.
Ah, thank you.
Oh, 16.
Yes, you're right. All right, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
Okay, um, okay, if I go
Fucking hate this fucking bullshit ass shit
Okay, if I
I need a hoe, right? I need a hoe
Correct.
And then if I...
Do that.
I'm going to do that.
How do I not...
Do I not have any bone meal or my car?
I'm shit!
Shibai!
You
Okay.
Montfacts.
Are you full?
You fucking thought!
Wait, he's 120.
Is it 160, Murray evolves?
That will actually drop your attack a lot.
I should, I can get it back up.
It's fine.
Okay.
It's so dumb as fuck that it spawns them backwards so you have to like do that.
There we go.
Put those away, put those away, put those away, put that away, put that away.
That away, that away, that away.
Just put my tools down here.
I need my tools.
Okay.
Great.
give it a kiss or rare candy can I can eat rare candy now that's so fucking
damn I've been
vests and so much a new moment relax is that does that actually make it's friendship go up
Oh, it does.
Surely...
You...
Okay, um, trying to think what I need to do.
Poked PD, sir, with hasn't seen a amount of information on the game.
Yeah, I'll listen. I'll be real. I, I get that.
And I understand that there was a process to make those berries.
The other thing that the situation is, I'm not doing that fucking
tedium. I'm not doing it. I'm not fucking doing it. There's
certain things that I will just allow other people to do with
peace and love. Um,
reasons that's rights. All right, which one of these
reasons is better.
Not terrible, and then levitate, not what we need, levitate, not what we need, terrible IVs.
Okay, can I use the probability patch to switch their protein?
Why do you keep saying protein?
What's why are you keep saying protein?
Duration must not exercise.
Yeah, we'll do that later when he evolves.
He's, he's had enough of my supplies.
If he'd protein to evolve, he's full.
It'll get there, it's fine.
I can't in my protein.
Okay, um...
and
why
I have a preview
of
okay
So catch more weasings?
What?
What?
I bet I could clear the ship on myself.
I don't have another level 50, there's no way I don't have another level 50.
I get I get level up this guy, that'd be fucking hyper!
I agree on. Oh, great. Love the party. It's three people, not three moms. Yes.
Alright, forget.
They're leaving. All right, I'm going in.
I think I just wipe. I think they'll be level 30. Yeah, I can just blast through this.
I
I need to find out what biome Galarian
Oh, God of bliss.
He would be so fucking fun out on the same.
I need a
Galarian
and uh... what should we call it?
well
call fan
yo brother why is this motherfucker so tough?
get the fuck out of here
gligar goes crazy gligar does go crazy he's a
whoo
take bulldoze
get some free TM's here
use much laks real actually smart
need to catch a blue eyes white dragon real bro
Hey, man, man, man, man, man.
Alright, let's go to my child. Let's go fuck these motherfuckers up.
catch a pistol, man. Wow, real. Looking AR15, man. It goes crazy.
But I mean, I could go with a medicine, or I could use my shiny fralligator,
Ergreninger, my shiny foicoco.
Like I could go in there ball and in stunt on them.
I do think this snorlax is gonna absolutely
fucking shit on people though.
Fake out.
Oh my god, if we can kill him and get fake out, it's big.
If we can get that TM, it's big.
Come on, give us the TM, give us the TM, bitch.
Give us the TM, he might shit.
Why don't you have sleep talk?
I'm awake, bitch.
It's not doubles it is it is doubles.
You want to wake up on slacks? Thank you.
Bit of sleep bitch.
Damn it.
Okay, we need to change your moves immediately.
Belly drum, very good.
Vite, very nice.
for right now.
He's gonna evolve now? Yeah!
Welcome home big guy.
SpongeBob big guy pants okay.
Um...
Um...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Me moves.
No pee-pee on the heavy slam.
Interesting.
I...
No pee-pee on the...
Okay.
Right.
Um...
The ways happening.
What?
That's weird.
You already use it?
I used all the moves that I just learned.
TV is a lot specific, real weird.
And I choose all the words.
There we go.
That reminds me.
You can't change the mood to refill the peebeat, yes I can.
I just did.
Look upon it and weave.
And you called me a dummy.
Rough.
You can't do it when it's zero. I just did, brother.
What are you guys talking about?
Where are these fuckass grunts trying to run the trap get my loot and get out?
I see how big guys right here, slam them.
Oh, God, yes, crunch them.
Oh, it's so nice.
I'm more grown. I'm gonna crunch you into another dimension.
Oh, actually, heavy slam you.
I also have a tank atonk. This tank atonk is still very competitively viable.
Stangatong
Tengatong is very viable, wait, I should push she wasn't in this list.
get the Ursulina
That's the boss room.
Blood Moon? No, it says normal Ursulina is what's viable, which is interesting.
of
a lot of people
of
the
real.
All right, I need some Pokemon to draft me a team with what we have.
See, I can change P-B to reset it, you can, I literally change the move.
The slot was empty.
All right, we'll more.
Come on.
What the fuck is that?
I'm
I'm
Oh, I can just ride my granantia fuck this
They're gonna make this fucking base dumb. Oh, there it did, I would have never
Okay, oh, oh
Oh, can't, oh, can't we just send out a different fucking Pokemon?
Brother, fight me.
We're gonna record other people play put cobbland they have a public server that's actually really fun.
Can you have pets eat on your shoulder for the entire tournament now?
Wow!
Way, if I'm only using three, I can have probably glasses squirtle.
Oh, my shoulder for the entire thing, which would be such a flag.
We should use this opportunity to drive mail.
I don't know.
I...
We'd squirtle with Avolite Go Crazy.
Because no one would think I'd use the squirtle.
If you want to do trick room,
I can't use this.
I can't use this. I can't use this. These are all legendaries. This team is completely not viable at all.
It was really fun to hear the Normies being mildly homophobic during the Colton this year's
the other day. Yeah, what a bummer. No Megas, no Megas, no Paradox. No Megas, no Paradox, no Legendaries.
No Megas.
the
incinerars the net of me as I know
i i i i i i've re would give me her and cennarore that be kind of sick but i don't i don't think it's gonna happen
Marishirkin is actually fucked up.
That movie's actually fucked up.
I think it's been like nerfed.
R-a-wheel with the fuck is R-a-wheel.
Urgent food and sinorore and drag-a-pull.
Urgent food is a legendary.
Alright, what do we get?
We got hot, dick in the face.
Three rare candies, are you shooting me?
Wow.
Alright, um, I think we should do the battle tower.
potentially. You mean Ursuluna, Ursuluna, I can do.
My take would be Dragapol, Amundus, Scarul Edge, Ursuluna,
Rilla Boom Greninja.
Wow.
That would actually be fucking fire.
And not even as just not even worry about
a church room.
I think you only get moves now if you beat it or but but we can get this stuff which
What I know is somewhat valuable.
Can't write.
We can also try and use get some more TM's.
getting fake out would be big. I think we're just forfeit till we get the right
man here and just save ourselves some fucking time. Is Rilibum Goedid? Rilibum is very good.
Because it was ability, right? I forget. These are horrible. I'm gonna get fucking
MIRKED.
the
muck is my fucking guy, muck is
that I go first, there's no way your muck is faster, brother
can you say you're a cubone believer I love cubone but the only one that's viable in combat
is the a low inversion the regular cubone gets fucking tossed.
Thank you for the raid. Quandrage. Okay, this Sand Slash just carried if it lives right here. Wow, what a goat.
Alright, we're going to take this muck. Muck is an absolute fucking machine.
punch, they'll go first, drain punch back, who I didn't gain much of that shadow sneak
to get extra damage? Wow, tough guy.
The sand slash is fast. If I can get a move off, I think we get a kill here. Earthquake?
Wow, the Kingler's faster than this, what?
In what universe?
I don't know.
By slam, get a stun.
Liquidation is priority.
I did not know that.
Yeah, I don't think, I don't think battle towers the method anymore.
Um...
Okay.
Um...
How about this one?
Drag a poll in Cynarore, Grim Snarore,
Among Us, Gar Shop, I don't have Gar Shop, Snorlax.
Um...
Alright, we all agree I should use the Drag a poll.
Right?
Even though it's not meta?
Hello?
Oh my goodness?
Yes.
Yeah, come look. Oh, wow, you're so cool with those two little Pokemon your shows. That's very cool. That's really cool.
I don't know that Peter said it up for me.
Alright, let's level up the drag pole, and his IVs are...
Yeah, he's... he's already juiced.
Yeah, he's a real badman.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a drag-a-pole.
real Batman. He's going to be one of the stronger guys in the tournament because there's
actually a level cap that doesn't even allow you to evolve a drug-apol before level 50.
So this guy's going to be a real butman.
That's very cool.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Absolutely.
Guys, what EVs do I need on him special attack, right?
don't get on. You turn. Oh my god. Yeah, go ahead and take it. I should take
Quick attack, right? Because it has prior.
I kind of fucking love this build.
It's a fast-mon so you don't need that. Okay, okay.
I mean, should we take a assurance then?
Wait, that's not even a special.
We should take...
How the fuck does Hacks work?
Ah, status conditions.
So if I have a set up Pokemon with him, he can just rip dick off that, right?
No, D-darts. Well, it's because he's 11 level 50.
He's not, we can't level past 50.
If I could get him the level 50 I could.
When he has it on his ability, hey, real?
Oh!
Wait.
But it's it's not a special move is it it's a no I thought he was a special attacker
He's more of a physical attacker
Check his stats and see I mean
I can change this though, right?
Look at total stats.
Pretty balanced.
Alright, well, he's kind of set up. Big guy is kind of set up. Alright, let's work on an eyelid.
I
Nileb's EVs and I was not very like gutting. I might just run Cyther, Cyther is
yelling.
Darts is just an insane move. Okay. Oh shit. Fuck.
Can go scissor I don't have the item for scissor I don't think or what what item do you need to
None of shiny canopy real metal coat oh?
Should I go scissor?
Wait, do I have to use a trade cable and that?
Got it.
Fuck yeah!
Yeah!
As my boy!
We're kind of tough.
We're kind of tough.
where I need to set up Pokemon and I just have to have a set up Pokemon.
He gets X-slash now.
Wait, where is it?
Bullet punch.
to
talks of practice. You're right.
I have talks of practice too.
Wait, doesn't she evolve into talks,
this price.
Talks of Packs?
Wait, what?
Talks of Packs?
Wait, she evolves into talks of Packs.
Right?
Okay.
I'm going to...
You
Cesar learns X-Cesar at level 32, fuck.
Well, I bet I can get it from someone else.
Wims a caught.
Ooh.
He knows X is already.
Oh yeah, so this move is crazy.
Yeah, that's great.
What's a stab move?
Can you explain stab to me?
People keep saying that.
same type attack bonus. Okay, so if you attack as the same type as your Pokemon, it gets a bonus.
Got it.
and
and
and
CISER Grinja Dragon pulse nor wax wimzi caught in an I like could work as a mid team from what I've seen
that you have
as a mid team like like and like made it like they're not back like it's not that great
Wait, wait, I gotta go with what I have, you know what I mean?
My team is just so weak to fire.
Oh, toast!
What are you doing here?
Oh shit. I'm working on a team.
I've got some real guns.
Basically, I just need to set up.
I was thinking about maybe going talks of prex or whimsical caught as my setup.
Okay, um, better at gasoline, but I don't know where to find, uh, a low-honor, what is it
glaring gasoline?
Yeah.
Oh, weezing, sorry.
He did not like the Snorlax, which is so funny, because I think Snorlax is such a fucking beast.
Your muted psycho, no.
Thank you.
It's a drag pole, actually.
It doesn't hit it on a fossil.
I think he's going to be one of my big advantages tomorrow.
Yeah, he's very strong.
Yep, and he's got it.
And in doubles, he's going to slap both people with it.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh, shit.
That's right.
Dragon darts.
That's what I'm kind of working on.
We should have gone somewhere where there's a PC.
I can't even show you guys what I've been cooking.
I'm thinking about going glary and weasing maybe, as a setup, I don't know.
I have real a boom, I have Ursuluna, those are all the meta ones though.
Yeah.
Why does he pair so well with Slacking?
Oh, so that shuts it off.
Oh, whoa.
That's kind of a sexy.
We're gonna have fun,
because I think you guys are gonna win.
Can I see what's cooking there?
You don't have to give it away if you don't want to.
Oh!
Bad ass.
I don't know, I was just, I have so many like options that I don't really know what I'm the cook.
I made this guy, and he is juiced, like he's, I was going to put a rocky helm on him.
Teach him sleep and sleep chalk, and just ruin people's lives.
I don't know if you guys remember, but uh,
sigh, last time basically ran half the tournament with that.
Like sigh beat the shit out of people with her snorlax.
Rocky Helm Starlocks is frustrating.
Reach out, game chat.
This book was the fastest thing in the game, probably.
You got to use it when you want to wait.
This book won.
This book won is the fastest thing in the game.
Are you building or around dragging or I'm building around the drag a pole I think drag a pole it's my guy
Yeah
What should I build around a drag a pole?
I
What is a red director, oh, V director
Okay, there's a there's a tandem mouse right outside I can go get them
I
go catch that one and then I'll come right back
I'll take yours I'll take yours I'll take yours I didn't want to steal from you
here we'll go back to town
A moon is has rage powder.
Oh my god, wait!
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I am the Grinninger.
The friend guard is the, is friend garden ability or a move.
No shit.
Oh.
Wait, this is it.
Yeah.
Mouthhole.
Yes!
Right.
Smoggin.
Okay.
Oh, remember that?
What would you round this team out with though?
I think you'd want to sneeze, or what the fuck is a sneeze?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why you have that big kitty.
Yeah, the big kitty.
I do.
Yep.
Yeah, I got a little bit more.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'll go do some cooking.
Okay, I do have sort of dance, yeah.
I see. Take the mouse hold, use follow me. Hit the Swords dance, let's size or go crazy with X-is-er.
Yeah.
Okay.
As is ability.
I have the ability to things that can change the ability.
Okay.
Real bad man.
Technician is ability. This is an as ability. It's swarm.
Okay.
Smog on
Technician is pretty smooth
Yeah, and then just rip shit
Interesting.
Fire.
All right. Thanks boys. Thank you for your brain trust.
gear does until the date.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to go back to work, boys.
Thank you.
Thanks.
I hope I make a good show of myself.
Um.
All right, mousehold is him.
We are committing to the mouseholds.
In this household, we mousehold.
That's fucking my out of candy. That's a problem.
Oh, we've got a lot of little boys.
I can go to, okay, I know I can level shit up without candies, that's fine.
I need to boost his HP, right?
That's the main thing is I got a juices HP, correct?
That is correct, right?
Check Smog on Build.
Mousehold.
Boo!
Wait.
Huh?
They have him.
What is mousehold 4?
Oh, this is the epic, right?
I sent you it on Discord, brother.
Oh.
King.
What?
Okay.
They build attack in special.
Weird.
Well, oh no, here it is, here it is, here it is.
Here it is.
Bulkie support.
Follow me, beat up, taunt protects.
Follow me.
Thank you, site.
Beat up, taunt protects.
beat up.
Okay.
Okay.
I have protects.
Okay. Now, the user gets all the parties to attack the target, the more Pokemon, the
greater the number of attacks. Okay. I like play rough on him. Follow me, protect beat up
and play rough makes sense. And then they build HP and speed. Got it.
Oh, there we go, awesome, awesome, speed, awesome, awesome, and we should give our other
Another one's to our drag-a-pull before we run out.
Awesome.
Superfang.
Okay, do we have Superfang?
Ice-fang and fire-fang.
helping hand is pretty good okay helping to we have helping hand helping hand
user assistant ally by boosting the power of the allies to hack okay
Now, let's check out DragoPole.
How people build this.
Choice specs or boost pivot.
Pivot.
Choice specs, just what, don't tell me you don't like feet, I don't know what else
that would do it. That's why I had to do it.
Which one of these build should I go with?
I'm going to call this one of those. What is pivot?
the bottom one. Mixed offense, life-orbed. Okay, all right. Okay, I like mixed offense.
So we go life-or-b.
She's scared.
Me likey.
All right, and then...
Dragon Darts, Tracomedia, Shadow Ball Fire Blast, okay, so first move, Dragon Darts,
and Tracomedia, do we have Dracomedia?
Don't know if we have that.
And then the other ones were Shadow Ball and Fire Blast, great, Shadow Ball, nope.
Fireblast, okay. Let's see if we have those.
Vena Shock, no.
No.
Draco, meteor.
Dragon tail.
Let's see what I have.
Okay.
Switch to the format to doubles.
Oh, dick.
Special attack, or, okay, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
We're still good there.
Drag a media shot.
Hydro pump.
Click on the VGC thing, what's VGC?
Glass cannon.
Is this so this is it?
Okay, choice band, adamant or jolly.
Don't have other.
Rage.
Um, um,
Give them the choice, band.
Cool.
Um,
What is, what is right?
And he's going to hit like a truck. Yeah, he's going to be a real bad man.
Phantom Force.
We're just using dragon darts, right?
We're just gonna fucking spam dragon darts.
Wait, wait, wait, is it there an item that I can use
to like get his attack, EV up?
Yeah, no special attack, you piece of fuck.
We need IVs.
We need IVs to get up on this attack.
You can't.
Is there a way to reset it?
Woodcap.
E-Ds by one fuck.
So should I raise as a attacker special attack?
A tack.
Dars is a tack.
Okay.
Yo, he's up.
Oh, he's a bad boy.
He is a bad boy.
Yo, his stats are mean.
He's a bad boy.
Glass cannon days.
Both of his shit hits hard, okay, great, great, great.
Okay.
Check for protein.
and
it's good to have both as net gives me a little flexibility
because everybody's going to be limited, no one's going to have a perfect
no one's going to have a perfect build, you know what I mean?
Holy, hot, buttered dick.
And we juice the speed, too.
This is my guy.
It's him, this is my dad.
That he's fast.
Okay.
change nature no as nature's good. Okay, okay. Let's go level up my mousehold by killing some stuff.
And I know right where we can do it. Actually, yes, I know where we can do it.
We can do it at the trials.
Since you didn't max out attack, you should probably run choice specs, not choice band.
No, because I'm still going to use Dragon Darts.
Most likely.
I
want to see what it's
Oh, actually I have some of these keys.
Let's...
DeBastion Chesteryset.
Oh, after midnight didn't he reset loot?
Or no, it's after the tournament tomorrow.
The tournaments tomorrow 2pm Pacific time, are you guys sure about that?
All right, let's squeak on these boys.
That was actually good experience. This is this will be great.
I mean, you set pretty fast here.
Choice ban, I can senderase, which one's senderase again?
Fireboney, yeah, I don't have him.
I'm kind of pissed I used so many of my maths on big guy.
might still use big guy, I'm not gonna lie. I think they were very dismissive of a big guy for no reason.
These damn chests.
I already did this one, fuck.
The proteins, yeah.
It's just because all the training items are so rare in this version, oh my god!
Okay, beat up is so fucking strong.
What the fuck?
Yo, yo, what the fuck?
Oh, what item does mouse hold use?
Let's try to use. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.
Is this the team one?
No, that's, oh, that's mouse hold for.
We need mousehold VGC offensive. We need bulky support safety goggles. Got it safety goggles.
That's a that's a tan.
Newspower to.
Hurt wait.
Increases the power of ray tristinal partner and i-lap and grant defense boost to partial it on with stamina.
That's a tan.
The gogels, they've been nothing.
The gogels, the gogels, they've been nothing.
My god, beat up is...
Yo, beat up is crazy!
Wait, what happened to my, oh, he dragged him out. What a fucking piece of shit.
Um, I
Let's go put those goggles on him.
All right, so my first three are mouse hole, drag a pull and annihilate.
Do I take two potential set up Pokemon or just one?
Cause like what's the counter?
for my mouse.
So cute.
Smog on, smog on this dick.
Oh, free item, give me some fucking rare candy right now, please beat in your ass of
a fucking mobile bread.
I probably need to beat that life orb, bulldoze,
oh, approaching damn, wait, he drops a shitload.
Two rare kinies.
Well, he's good to get ready to go.
I'm searching, but I want to challenge someone to go fight and see what happens.
Would you do maybe honor of dueling me?
All right.
Well, it's a team of four.
So, but I want to test certain mon out.
I love this song.
All right, here we go.
I'm excited to see
Ooh
Oh, I'm gonna just be this ass
I'm just kind of limit testing.
I don't know how you do double battles.
What is he recovering so much health with?
Train punch?
He's draining, but yeah, it's gonna be too much for him.
I'm telling you, big guy is could sweep with a rocky helm, this guy is bad man.
I'm just kind of limit testing right now.
See if heavy slam does it.
I know I can kill Garchomp with my dragon pole.
Ooh, that hurt.
Could you move can please Jesus Christ?
Oh, the amongus, okay, he's probably going to use him in the...
But I'm telling you, I'm bringing big guy.
I'm bringing big guy.
The Sponsor is so fucking annoying.
Big Guy, bro.
Oh, big guy.
Bro, Big Guy is a nightmare.
Alright, is a Mungus fast?
I don't know, who cares?
Let's bust out the fucking killer.
I think there's one hit here, oh my god.
Oh, what my god, dragon darts?
Dragon Paul is a bad boy.
Dragon Paul is a bad boy.
Oh, my god.
That was pretty darn good.
Yeah, people told me I shouldn't use Snorlax, but I think Snorlax is a sweeper.
Yeah, he's tough.
You have a shining grin ninja, I do, I do.
Guys, I think big guy could be.
Like, I'm gonna keep it a whole last buck.
Hey guy, dude, here's the thing.
There are a lot of times where people will overthink
thanks, strategy, right?
I'm at real, real.
People will be like, oh, I gotta do this.
And I gotta do this.
And I gotta, sometimes what you need to do
and just take out a big fucking boy
and slap your pickle on them.
You know what I mean?
You gotta give them the juicy nips.
Um, where's Rast though?
Rast and fucking sleep talk, bro, I'm, and then body slam.
Oh, horrific nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
Um
Okay, hold on
Let's see what they build on Snorlax
Leftovers and thick fat
I guess this Pokemon deal damage with a half offensive stat.
People all take leftovers.
left overs over yeah I guess you just make them even more annoying right
do I have an ability think can I change the ability to think that
will this change it to thick fat?
Yeah!
Spondon, big guy pants, okay. Spondon, big guy pants, okay.
And then they said, oh
Okay. Intimidate Lawors Attack, right?
What if I brought the scruffy?
What if I brought the scruffy?
Crocodile?
What?
Repeat.
Okay, okay. So we take Intimidate because it lowers attack.
Crugadile! Crugadile will be sick!
All these are hidden ability.
Wait, so...
Hidden ability is not your normal standard ability, right?
Okay, what the fuck is moxie? Shit.
Uh fuck, what is moxie?
No.
Overkill, I had him overkill would have been, that might have been the move.
Okay.
Our Boc.
Geared Us.
Marwile. Dude Marwile for the fairy type.
You can use Mega Marwile. I don't think you can use Mega's. You can't use Mega's, right?
Dude Marwile is, you know what?
I'm still not in a good mood.
But you're not in a good mood, but you're in a good mood.
You're a bad person, but you're not in a good mood.
Do I not have a mawa?
Hold on.
I could have sworn I had one.
I think tinkets on is just matter, mawa.
Well, mawa, I would take not only because of its typing, but because it has
is in temedy.
Oh.
Ah, Ersa on the team would be so fun.
I want to fight someone else.
Tordacle?
Do I have a Tordacle?
Dude, how good you all would kind of be sick too.
Do I have the little tiny alligator?
We're so low at all so we have such a crazy ghost team.
I swear I caught all these motherfucking Pokemon.
All right, I know Peter will probably have him.
I do think that that would be kind of fucking hype on this team.
Drag a pulp, now it's holding Nile, snorlax, him and that, okay.
I can't believe fucking John stole one of my fossils, that drove me crazy, whatever it was.
You'll also learn's knock off, okay? Nice.
Oh, I'll catch you.
you
you can search by its name when you keep now filter doesn't do shit so like watch
if I'm searching for torus if it's not in that box it isn't even show up
hey peener
two things
What is it? Crocodile, Crocodile, or Sandile?
I'm looking for a Sandile, a Crocodile, or a Crocodile.
Yes.
What's his IV's hidden for?
I can't beat him.
Is it piece of shit?
No, that's not good.
Do you know where you got him?
Okay, um, also a peanut, um, do you know where we can get some more training items?
I'm trying to round out my team.
Pretty much everything.
What, what fishing are you doing?
I have a shiny mod cap if you want to with pretty good IVs if you're going to use them for your team.
what um Peter, you want to do a little demo battle?
Yeah, I like noon.
Okay, can we use Megas tomorrow?
Okay, I need to go find more training items, Peter.
I'll see you.
Okay, Peter.
Oh, you're that close to being done.
Okay, now sold is done, drag a pull is done, big guy is done basically.
Now a Nileip, okay, a Nileip.
And we're playing VGC, right?
Okay.
Saved it.
Saved it.
Oh, we're going left over on hand too.
Jolly or defiant.
Put him on attack is raised by two for each of its stats that is lower by its foe.
have to find on him.
Ooh, vital spirit is actually goded.
I don't know if we change that.
Okay, I feel better about that. Okay, now we got to go to a desert. I just think Crocodile on the team
is
Fucking tight.
So I think he's in the badlands
Because his glass is match mine too.
To have a fucking puggy Nav
To I not have my, okay, there is. I was about to three.
Crocodile, Crocodile.
Oh, yeah!
Okay.
He's not in this bio.
on. He is not in this biome. Okay, bad lands ain't it. Did I just throw something?
Wait did I just throw something? Did I just throw my nap? I just threw my nap. Fuck. Oh my god,
That would have made me weak.
To be of anything that's just like desert
Recooked we do silly champ. Oh, my
Is this all trash loot Jesus Christ man what the fuck is?
Oh, let me take those.
We'll take the fucking feathers.
Jesus Christ, man.
Yeah, I'll take the candy.
Nice, minced, minced, minced, feathers.
I am fucking grinding you guys.
I mean, I might get wiped tomorrow, but I just wanted to participate in the real
last dual one time.
You know, I know I'm not as good at this game's airbails, but I have a good time playing
it.
of
those hardy grains no
Okay, you might fucking ask, um, we need a desert to work on it, oh god, I'm not going to
We need a desert to work on it, oh God.
Another nice, each level counts now.
Nice.
We're getting closer to the finish line.
Nice.
Dude, my brain.
Oh, we are bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. Get up off of that. Thanks.
Wow. And dad, do you feel better? Get up off of that thing. And try to lead that pressure.
Nice.
s
s
s
s
s
s
was dial back in an insane way. The only thing that really wasn't nerfed was fossils.
Fossils were like the one thing you can still easily get, but apparently that's getting nerfed tomorrow.
So, smoke them if you got them, you know.
I've got a beautiful ramadash. I actually fuck so heavy with rapid ash. I think
rapid ash gets a bad rap.
I'm going to see you.
They are nearing the one good thing last, yeah, truly.
Time to your stream, thank you.
Okay, so if we have drag-apult, mouse-hold, annihilate, big guy, crocodile, and then who's my last person, whims a cot?
Mud's Dale.
Scizor for the vibes, you might be able to convince me.
Slycerca's planes, no, Wolfie, planes, no, small planes, no.
Why is everybody in a goddamn planes biome?
Beech.
Look my ass.
Dara, planes. Wait, Zekov for us, no. Wait, put them all out, no, it's a worm. Eat my ass.
Navi was here.
Omega-themed.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah!
Hello.
Oh, sorry, hello.
Give me that goodness.
Give me, how do I get in this place?
I don't see a front door.
Oh, on the back of the house.
Gumi, do you know where a desert is?
Not a badlands, but a desert.
That's what happened to me.
time skip changed everything, goomy.
Thank you, goomy.
I have a bunch of honeycomb.
You want me to go get you some?
How much how much honey do you need?
No, I ain't gonna do it.
What are you doing with all that honey?
What are you trying to catch?
Grookey? I have a Grookey. I can check. Where's the, uh, P-C.
She left.
I'll be right back, I'll check.
What's the hand ability for Guru Kee?
grassy surge, I don't know if it has grassy surge, overground, nope.
Wait, what's the name of Gumi's house again?
Fuck.
Wait, what's the name of Gumi's house again?
Omega?
Where are you?
Hello.
I have a groupie, but it doesn't have a,
what should we call it, grass surge.
Can you make it, can you find a hidden ability patch?
30 grand?
Sigh!
What does Grasterage do?
Are we allowed to use Terra?
Oh!
Fart, how does one use Terra?
How much are those?
Ah, holy!
Can you only use one Terra?
Oh, you're going to use the tariff for every Pokemon.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy if he's going to have them for each one of them.
Gummy?
Did you find that desert?
Yes.
I'm looking for a Crocodile.
Yes.
Yep.
Really?
I'm going to go back to the other side.
I'm going to go back to the other side.
Psych, I'm back.
Oh, wow.
Pretty juicy.
I have some shinies I can hear you on me, man, town.
Follow me.
I'm trying to think, I definitely have some stuff you'd be interested in, I got some bad boys.
And he's juicy, swaggy.
I'm not going to map. I would trade that.
Ooh, how blitz.
Frasures too expensive.
Oh, the tapé would be, oh, I want my tapé again, um, well, I could just give him
a flat tape, if he's into it.
Oh, there we go.
Obviously, I'd give you that groovy for freeze,
but any of these scratcher fenty.
The helioptiles coloring is like, I think it's one of the coolest shies, just in terms of the way it looks.
you want them? Perfect.
Well, I have these glasses, and I think I'm going to go in with a squirtle on my shoulder,
And I want him to have his glasses too and just have like, yeah.
I have an ability item and it's his normal ability so I'll just switch.
Yep.
Yeah, that's, this was based on your advice. I was looking at which intimidator
fitted my, my swag, the most, and I landed on Sandile. I got to go farm some more
like candies and stuff though. I don't know where to do that.
Yeah. Sleep well my friend. I will. Okay, that's big. That's big. That works out
fucking crazy. That's big and it works out crazy for us. Crazy style. Because, okay,
because we have one ability, capsule left, bang. Now we start giving them candy.
What the fuck are still not leveled up? Are you digging me?
The boy is expensive! Save the real candy for the end.
Okay. And I guess the last Pokemon we bring is the squirtle on my shoulder.
or just for swagging, just for swagging purposes only.
Have some in your bag?
I have one.
I have one in my bag.
Oh, I got these.
Right, cool.
My fossil might be done, by the way,
which would be sick.
It is.
No, my God! No way!
There's no...
I just pulled a juicy fossil.
Brother wait
Dude this the squad is kind of low key devious
Okay, it has one regard it has one regard it has one regard
Bro this
This Pokemon
Makes people play totally different
It's just, oh man, evil.
Peter, do you where we can go Brian some more mats?
Like candies and shit.
I hit all of them down.
Gumi Bona.
The fuck is Gumi Bona?
Where you?
But it's a wrench in the plans.
That's where I'm saying, I might,
oh my god, wait, I'm able to wait.
There's no way that they didn't patch this.
There's no way that they didn't,
you spilled the rye.
Um,
Goomy bastions 11 on goomy swan.
Okay.
Goomy.
Gastacles.
Oh, nice.
All right.
We just got a hope for a little bit of juice here.
We just got a hope for a little bit of juice to get our.
Oh wait, I forgot I have another bag.
Nice.
Wait, with Tara electric and air balloon, you can make it unkillable.
Wait.
Does that actually work?
You
I'm fucking beating my meat.
Oh, my fucking jerk!
There's no way that just happened.
We eat the loo is good boys, the loo is good, we're jerking right now.
Are there so many carboncals on the map?
I know nice use tweeting. That's his favorite fucking Pokemon.
Gentleman, very nice.
Take all the men's we can get.
I feel like...
We need those tinted glasses for more cool glasses for a cool Pokemon.
I might have to go to bed soon though.
I'm starting to feel a little tired.
Um, but I know bitch.
I know what we need though.
the
Now I got the flum.
And yeah, I'm okay.
Um, okay.
So wait.
I'm gonna piss people off if I show off with a balloon-shitting engine.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Better back to run the show.
Passing my comeback song.
You're lots of mine.
But you dare!
You're lots of mine.
But I don't do do do do do
I want that again
Fuck yes
I'm not going to be a big break.
We're getting, we're kind of getting loot right now.
We're kind of getting God is good all the time, all the time God is good.
You're not somebody, you're not somebody.
That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
You know that, baby.
I once again, that's enough, that's enough.
rabbit stew
I'm so long now I can't all right here we go
I'm uh
Oh, man.
Hey, man, hey, now I'm in a house.
Maybe I'm running back.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I'm in thing that there's a night boil.
Yes, I died in lots of my.
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
Bye.
Mmm, be well.
I'm gonna ask again.
hustling slow. Then I'm back to run the show. And then I'll ask to things you
don't. I'll sing my comeback song and that's a me. You're not a me. I actually have a
crazy theory that I should re-lude the castle by me, some of the loot we were
turn on the right tier yet
no that I'm too bad
I don't know what's again
I don't know
I don't know why I have this theory.
Could be crazy.
Particularly these in the throne room.
But I do do.
Nope.
I have $14,000.
So...
Sylvie Circus?
All right, so I should just also catch some more Pokemon for more money.
That is fucking, who made that?
So if I buy that tarot type, how could I get more money?
Okay, there's 500.
What the fuck?
Really?
Who do you think you are, bro?
Why are any of these guys being caught with the fuck can you catch when you flee yes?
What is going on?
of
the way I
I
Why you know what I don't care I don't fucking care eat my shit
Oh my god, these things always have, yes, candy, they always have such a good shit, please.
But I should just hang out in town and kill these fucking drift learns.
Yep!
All right, first matter of business, little homie right here.
I need you to grow, bud.
little fucker evolve. Wait, he doesn't evolve after 50, does he? Well, level
fully at 40. Okay.
I need to check how much that terror shot actually is.
I need lightning terror shot, right?
Where are they?
Terral Orb
Gary!
I give you me.
Give me away do I get tarot shards?
Rade boss! I've cleared so many raids that I've never gotten anything good.
I need a lightning tear a shard, sorry, thunder, son of a darn it, and you need a
a terror orb too, right? Where do you get those?
Excellent. 70k, right?
Oh, that's it. Seven.
Oh, right, right, give me, and then I can't buy a thunder-shard though, right?
Right, right, right, thank you, give me, thank you.
Yes, yes, time to portal hunt, I don't even know how to do that.
Where is it?
All this shit is so expensive.
Tara Orbs, it doesn't have $500.
Ah.
And so begins my cruel, cruel takeover.
They drop the prices of all this shit so crazy.
Okay.
Um...
Elevator, what's the point of that?
Okay, we don't have to worry about anything else.
Ability of 30, 30K for the ability patch is actually disgusting.
Okay, where do you get balloons? I think I already have one brothers. Wait, but can
And it holds the terror orb, and a balloon at the same time.
There's a pair of orbits for you.
Oh, you hold the orb.
Looks like you can change terror there.
Wait, what?
Oh, my god, change terror type.
Oh my god wait.
Fuck!
We need the Terraschard.
Okay, okay, I've never seen a tear-shard.
This, that is the one big drawback.
Okay, we will work on that later.
We will work on that later.
Okay.
I'm gonna take, why, why do my voice just here?
I'm going to take one of Peter's Excel Shards for my Sandile and then I'll fight for the rest of the way.
Yeah!
Have you found any terror shards?
No, apparently you get them in raids.
There's only the one store, right? I'm not missing one.
See only one of these frap?
Oh no.
That's what I said. I was like, what? Where's my fucking magic harp?
Now the raids are the portals.
What's up, Pemba?
Earthquake, crunch, dig.
We need to go train him at the trials.
Oh, we need to get my team back out with the fuck am I doing?
Big guy, record pulse, this piece of shit.
This piece of shit, this piece of shit.
Great.
Ah, dude, I'm getting tired. I'm getting tired.
Nice. Here we go.
I think he'll be the exact same level and he'll be able to fight. Yeah, good. Nice.
Crunch. Perfect.
So annoying. Get fucking low kick, bitch.
Okay, that was a good experience, nice.
Get this man a tough daddy, I need a tough daddy energy.
37, there we go.
Switched in my square. Oh, what little fucker?
You brother!
You're pissing me off.
We used rest.
Try this on.
Why is my drag-up pull out?
Fuck.
and
Oh, X-plot is, this guy's strong.
Best sleep talk, best sleep talk.
Nice.
Oh, if I can just fake Gaulets,
this little go twice as fast as I can crunch them once.
Nice callets.
You bitch! You fucking bitch!
And there's the balloon I need.
Throat spray.
Fucking spray my throat.
What?
Thank you, Krakhana, for standing on the fucking lava bro.
It's worth it.
Psychon, psychon needs drugs, right?
Does he still need drugs, right?
Did I am flying?
I definitely threw out my fucking magic heart.
No, there he is.
Goddamn, son of a bitch.
Wait, can I put him in the water?
So sick.
Literally, so hype.
Oh, those are good, crockin' on.
Dude, what are these absolute fucking beast?
Yeah, now I have a theory, I have, I have me a little bit of a theory.
have a little bit of a theory. Stay with me on this one.
Me thinks me got a little bit of a theory.
No, he doesn't wear the glasses. Fucking dog shit.
Okay, uh, okay, uh,
Croco, yes, wait, no.
Croco.
Offensive stealth rock.
Wait, why would I use EVA light?
Glasses are in a different slots.
Real.
Oh, my blessed, Christ.
Mother of God.
Mother of fucking God.
It's crooked ill.
Okay, so that's what I fucked up.
Krue Kiddil.
Yes, yes.
And we want him for... Why doesn't have it for our ruleset?
Maybe because I'm just a fucking nutbag.
Stelthrock.
Choice scarf.
Oh, knock off.
That's what we want.
That's why we want him.
Where the fuck is knock off? What level does he learn knock off?
What level does he fucking learn knock off?
I think I have self-rock, rock smash, no, I think he needs the TM dick, bro.
Not in doubles, knock off in at level 45, oh he needs one more level, Pog.
Park. Park, Park, Park, Park.
No, where's knockoff?
No.
Fuck.
Um, and all these motherfuckers have a bunch of TM's.
see them using Tom's?
Knock off, knock off, knock off, knock off.
Thank you, D-Dog!
Oh, here we are, here we are.
How does a TM machine work?
How does a TM machine work?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
This.
Storage for TM's Jesus.
What is this?
Bro, what the fuck?
Fireblast for Dragon Paul.
That's real.
Doesn't have it.
speed of fire.
I need to lock in.
What is Fairy Week 2 again?
Swig to fire, right?
poison and steel. Oh, and that's why we bring the steel eggs. Oh my God, that's why we
The scissor, it's done, it's fucking done.
The swan is ready.
She didn't enjoy it, no she didn't.
It might not be a meditim!
But it's mine.
We need knock off though.
I remember how to get knock off.
Who, you, you find another Pokemon with knock off, right?
What?
Pokey.
Mon, learn's knock off.
Off.
Fire.
We need you.
Here she is.
There's fire.
Here she is.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bell Sprout learns at level 27.
Okay.
That's, okay.
We definitely have a Bell Sprout.
We definitely have a bell scrum.
Sorry, I got a lock in again.
Bang!
What? Wait, what?
Why?
Wait, what?
Little 27.
Wait, he has it?
Knock off, there it is.
Jerk in me off.
Jerk in my fucking cock.
Jerk in my cock hard.
Sorry.
Oh yes, come on, give me some more good shit.
Rare candies.
Yes, we got a rare candy.
We got a pee pee up.
Boy, all you've done.
Fire!
But, BABB!
Blank TM.
What's the difference between a TM and a Rm?
use multiple times, right? RME use once, single use for TR, really machine, what's a really machine.
You can use a bunch of army keys once, correct?
It's different, again.
Okay, baby.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Fire.
Is the team complete almost?
BAM!
To destroy all you've done.
BAM!
So stealth rock, your saying self rock, that isn't good in TV too.
of
not really for singles or wait, not really some of the same thing, okay,
um, the other thing that it was saying at the bottom there,
this might be that off, off meta,
physical tank.
Wait, wait, other options.
Scale shot plus box bulk up.
Load a dice.
Do we have scale shot?
Okay, Brad.
What is Skillshare?
It's dragon.
Oh, you can only learn scale shot by TM.
No one loses learn skill shot naturally.
Oh God, melodic would have been so fucking...
You dumb piece, I shit!
Why ain't you ever gonna fucking be that?
Okay, so I don't know if we'll be able to find scale shots.
So, in timidy, this is at choice ban.
choice ban earthquake knock off, don't shot, close combat.
Okay, great.
Do we not a choice ban?
I think Peter has won.
Okay.
Fire.
There, there, there, there.
Don't forget all you've done.
Yes.
Great.
Keep in mind, Earthquake will hit your non-levitating and non-flying type partners.
Okay.
Okay.
Earthquake knock off, gunkshot, close combat crunch.
I think I have close combat.
You can also just get it real, real, real.
Okay, where are all my teams?
Cosmic power.
If any, dude, isn't cosmic power like fucking crazy?
Sky up or cut, might be fucking...
To get you in the mood.
Oh, real, come at say.
Okay, let's start building my syser because we've kind of hit a wall.
You
In another choice man, you fucking cook
Ooh, life orb, we like that. That's the one we have this is the one we have bullet punch. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Life orb. That's the one we want
Yes, yes
Facts I had it on me.
Change ability?
Your rights!
Fuck.
We got to buy it the fucking normal ability things and it cost us so much.
ability to be need, adamant, or technician.
Kaya.
It's me, post time skip to me.
Shit!
I've changed big time, and I'd like to challenge you to a duel now.
Yes, I'd like to test my strength.
Did we, two seconds, I have to buy something, two seconds.
Ah, hold on, no!
Fucking molsex!
So expensive. There we go.
And he's got bullet punch, right? There it is.
All right. My team is built for the 2v2 tournament, but I think it'll stand the test.
Oh, well, I can help you.
So I know, do you have any terror shards?
Psycho-no?
I think Psycho knows the only person with terror shards.
I don't know how he got them. He has many of them. He says he got them in raids, but I did like eight raids. I didn't get anything.
Hmm, accusations!
Alright, let's battle right here in the town square.
I'm warning you, I'm pretty strong.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Wow.
No!
Okay, there's trade.
All right, let's see how crocodile does.
I kind of want to see how size or does.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
This is not great.
I don't think he has a fire move, though.
So I think I can sort stance.
This is actually perfect.
This is actually perfect. If it lets me set up.
Oh, she didn't swap out.
Yes.
Bullet punch!
But punch!
I want to see how much damage this does.
The Trisler!
No!
That is crazy strong.
is cor-
Boote Punch is cor-
Raisy Strong.
Haa-ha, haa-ha, haa-ha, haa, haa-ha-ha-ha.
Haa-ha-ha, haa-ha, haa-ha.
Alright, who should we test the power of?
Crocodile?
She has another water type.
She's gonna wipe him, but I wanna see it.
Woo, oh!
Okay, I'm not trying to knock off.
Oh, no!
Okay, I think now we switched to drag-up hole, and we just see it roll.
Oh! Big mistake! Big mistake! Dragon darts!
Oh!
Prepare to face my!
MUST HOLD!
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Ah.
Oh, we need to get hyperfang on mousehold, right?
That was the other thing we were told.
Yeah.
Superfang.
Moushaled!
Now it's time to sweep.
Oh my God, how did it survive?
That's crazy.
That's great, you're wise and so strong.
A low kick is way past.
That's right.
Yeah.
I think we just see what it's rage fest is hitting for.
Damn, he's juicy.
the
she loads your typo like three stages
I guess
the leftovers
Why did that just hit so hard, oh it was critical.
But you, Ron, you have to go on.
Yes.
Thank you.
Can I ask you what you actually think of my team as a 2v2 team, because there's some meta and then there's some real crunchy stuff.
Yes, you know what my plan was to relax is, sometimes you just throw up a wall.
Yeah.
Right, and I'm thinking about going mouse hole, drag a pull as my lead off, and then everything else is kind of my, see how it goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, why do you beat up your own annihilate?
Yes.
Excellent.
Excellent, excellent, all right
Truly all right, I look forward to seeing you tomorrow
She is a pokey-pucking master. So I kind of wanted to just run my team by her.
It's interesting that she thinks Sizzor and Crocodile are both deadweight.
I wonder if I just throw another status demon in there.
Do you know the meta is so crazy?
There's just much better mom these days, yeah.
Oh, drainpunch.
Wait, I swear I have drainpunch.
What do I not, woff?
Fuck!
What were the meta again?
Amunus.
Ursuluna.
trick room sweeper
oh he's just a trick room guy interesting, okay
um
gringing could do stuff if you got mat block on it
If you're seeing...
I think a lot of people are going to run in a shot.
Volkorona was my boy last time.
I need a ray to give me my Volkorona back.
Or I could just go down, how do I get there again?
Oh, okay, I take that portal there.
Oh my god.
Yo, this thing is crazy fast.
Holy...
Peloporid drizzle in the Greninja. Yeah, I don't want to switch my whole fucking shit.
Oh, that was almost...
Not so cool.
Yeah, can we slow dip?
God, damn bro!
What the fuck?!
Hey, foesley.
No, not really. Apparently you get them in raids, foesley.
Are you setting up a team?
Who are you talking about, Shininja?
Oh?
Alright, that's my cue. I did enough.
I'll be on noon tomorrow. You know what? Fuck it. If my team's not mad or my team's not mad, you know what I mean?
I mean, I'm going in with my fucking guys, I'm going in with my guys, I'm going in with my guys,
and they might not be the best guys, but they're my guys.
All right, everybody. Thanks for hanging out.
Oh my God, I'm so tired, Jesus Christ.
Dude, I needed every second. I literally needed every second to get that team ready.
Without the items, that was hard, bro. Like, I, I saw it to EV Max a lot of them.
That's tough dude. I do have a lot of EV items so I'll be able to get them pretty good.
All right everybody. Stay dangerous. I'll see you at noon tomorrow. Thank you so much.
Um, it's Peter's stayin' on.
Um, he is. Okay.
Actually, Abes on. I think he's out of his computer too.
Let's hit Ab.
Now I'll Peter help me so much tonight.
All right.
I'll see you right in early tomorrow.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Hope you had a good time.
Stay dangerous.
Everybody give Peter the same love and respect you.
Give me.
Have a wonderful evening.