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12-21-2025 · 10h 52m
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Hello?
Yo chat, my eyes are heavy.
Yo chat my eyes are heavy
Like it's not like I want to close them
I just thought of a copycat
I'm here
But I thought I got one of clothes them just heavy
Hello chat yes, I'm here
As I just my sleeper like it's just bad
I
Was in after Charles fucking them and by me boy. I mean by time to me is by talking with myself
I was having a chat I just type in a lot of messages. He doesn't really but I
Think on bars I did I should look at my message was just bolder. I just had bolder. I
I didn't say hello. I said bulb it
Hello, yeah, it is cool
Yo, it is it is cool down here
What we are
I really just got this number to do
You're sure eats you like my shirt then really look it
It's a cool the Roy
You know, you know, right?
Could Roy
You say probably if you say slowly it's called the
Dior what and hold on it means rope of the king and it's why it's made like this
It's like ropes it
It means ropes of the king it because the linen the material is like ropes
Is that it
That's why I wear it because I'm the king here, so you know what I mean?
The king wears a stripper, I just wear that, the voice tracking.
Anyway, good morning.
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But I wonder if you remember though, yeah, yeah, that's really cool though. I
Think I was the clips of him a lot of her
He's in court from the 29 months life QCL. I don't know if you remembers
77 months
Conversation maybe you could even mention how harmful her sand is
yo yo yo can you be brutal to shaman? what's he talking about?
the flown drones through clouds of a whale brother that didn't did it ice
it was like a meat of the jungle Chris
oh it isn't
she got a lot of negative comments on the tick tock
what happened to bling you picked this pokey
and asked me about the situation what happened
and the reason why I'm saying this by the way is not to like throw
yo what?
pokey under the bus in any way she performed but because she also made it publicly known in her tick tock
that she had spoken to me and she put it as a tick tock comment that she spoke with the
party involved. So I don't feel like I'm saying anything that like she hasn't already
said herself.
Jack, Jack, is this the guy that was full of ten happy parties you had that I called
it? Or was it something else?
Thanks.
I'm about to name a few people.
What about a scary guy?
Jack, was that what the other one was? Who was that?
XQCM.
But she did reach out to me in October and asked me what had happened basically
because apparently she is in whatever else that they discussed, I don't know.
To which I sent her a really long message.
57 love.
I get it, I get it here.
I'm summarizing exactly what was said in the Google Doc, obviously more casually,
because I'm just speaking to her.
But yeah, so I basically told her everything,
and her response was obviously essentially that it was horrible what happened to me
and how he was.
Obviously, I don't know the standing of their friendship or what happened now
He's a British guy who Simon kicked out the way is actually Simon didn't like this guy
So people are saying he's a weirdo and he's a guy with the Pokemon or something I
Don't even know no longer lie. I just
Let's go power outage at least 150k, I'll be on the dark.
I'll be on the dark.
Okay.
I'll just have to see if it goes as easy as it seems.
Oh no!
Oh no!
the self-driving cars, do that's crazy, chat, let's go, let's go, so the
sales only cars should have a battery limit, so if there's no battery, right,
they should, it should automatically keep the last bit of battery to route
themselves towards a depot, right, they should, they should use the last
not a power that they have if they know they're nothing they put a red button
they use the rest of the power to go to the near-sleep box
well I thought I might have thought it
very interesting um say it before
Judge Gary Kitanoski scores about 58-56 and your winner by majority decision.
And still the Miss Witsbots in heavyweight champion of the world, Chase the Goooood!
I want to be a Glazer Chan, I want to be a Glazer Chan, but there's no LOL about this, sorry.
Sorry, sorry. I'll never see two fighters and say LOL to anybody.
Somebody shows up, somebody practices, somebody trains, they go to a fight, and actually fights all the time.
They get my props, they get my respect, they get my respect.
It's what it is. Sorry man.
I don't know who wins or whatever brother it takes it takes an incredible amount of courage
To go in there and to fight and to and go all the way to the end. I get I get my respect
It isn't and it's not about
It is
Now this is like some some warrior shit, okay, so what I did I was applauded both contestants
You know I mean
What the hell is that?
I've done it with him, I've always been doing these things, it's not about like...
Oh my goodness!
What is this?
Oh my goodness!
I'm gonna fall!
Holy, the V-Acting it!
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Yeah, I did all those streams there!
Hey, I'm just hanging in.
Is he going to go to where?
Zimbabwe, Zambia.
South Africa, Segal, Rwanda.
Nigeria.
Mmm.
These are nice, yeah.
Angola, Botswana.
Egypt. It's Swatini. Very cool.
There you go. No love for Uganda?
Where's Uganda?
No Chad?
Um, I'm not Somalia.
No, Somalia's not.
I think it's just like tourist, tourist, right?
It's more like a, um, I don't think it's as safe either, right?
The fact that he cuts out too is insane.
The entire political, even in the chat.
51 months and you are still broke, Chopton got no bitches talk to thwatch.
Yo, yo, don't know, don't know, don't know.
You need to chill the fuck out, yo, do money spreading, do money spreading.
One of the things that Thomas and I were discussing today is putting together a committee
of Congress, me, him, maybe someone from the Judiciary Committee,
to go and look at the interview.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm going to say.
Well, you can still interview him.
If I wanted to interview him, I would have done it the same day.
Like, he was ready to go.
Like, I could have had him on.
I just didn't think, guys, guys, frankly, I just think,
I'm not involved enough that it would,
I think it would have been maybe just kind of out of place a little bit.
Like, if it was right there on the fly, we're still doing it, sure.
But I'd be able to say what complies and what doesn't comply.
Because right now, they have shown no good faith
in in complying uh and the reality is we are moving all the time and i've
always have seen the faults and they have told us and the survivors have told us
that there are other powerful men who either abused or raped these girls or
showed up on the rape island while these girls were being abused i mean one
it's not uh hard to visualize think of a party you got a lot of models some
of them in their 20s and then you've got like this young girl walking around
nude who's 14 or 15 and all these rich powerful men there
Now, my view is that person in there is guilty if they can say something in terms of abetting abuse.
And so it's not just men who actually abuse or rape these girls. It's also people who are showing
up to these sick parties knowing that young girls were being paraded around. And that's the type
of information that we're going to get if we get that discount indictment. If we get the 82-page
memo that the prosecutions wrote, and if we get the FD forms, the FBI forms of
interviews of all of the men who were interviewed by the FBI to understand what
happened. I mean how do you have a situation of a release where no one
is names are in there being investigated? Obviously there are 1200 victims even if
the FBI concluded that something...
Judge, I love the Ibuqe. Nobody's being investigated in the Ibuqe.
If I saw this shit way back in days, if there's something to be done,
They should have done it back then nobody's nobody's like probably you've been shivering that that somebody's gonna get released buddy
Everybody if I get to say no, nothing's gonna happen. I see the buck. Well, I'm just saying I don't want to be negative about it
But I mean I mean
Whether it's been it's been like what a decade at this point you think that the little girl. Oh my god
We kill this let's pursue all these rich guys out of nowhere like this. I mean, it's not not nobody's gonna do shit
Now we do some of the babies can joke on like oh, but I'm kind of just like you're low because it's that full
to the end of the day. I went I went where was it? I'm gonna open up Lego. To be it not
being we'd have seen a boy for the longest time because he always had a baby that was
gonna choke on Lego. Now we do sort of a baby to choke on Lego, but I'm kind of just
like Yolo because it's our fourth kid. You know, whatever she choked she choked to
the end of the day. I'm gonna open. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah,
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, just don't eat Legos.
I mean, guys, I will get the only out of this.
Don't eat Legos.
Have a good day, Bob.
Don't eat Legos.
I mean, to the general.
The Indium Award of the School of Art.
You can use the Gen A.I.
Yeah.
Um, what is it?
The heart?
I'll use the Gen A.I.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guys, guys, what is Gen A.I.?
Redacted.
Guys, let's, let's, let's, what is Gen A.I.?
Excuses.
At the core.
It does in the chat.
It's chat, chat images.
So, Sennheiser Racket agreed that no Gen AI was used in development
or type of store.
In light of Sennheiser Racket's commitment to use a Gen AI
on the day of NDOs, they said they used AI for what?
I'm confusing.
They used AI or didn't use AI?
Amazon has announced calling to exclusion categories
So every time it's across the bodies, every time it's again,
now it's still going in.
And it was accidents, weapons, gambling, gore, crime,
shock, vanity.
Parties with a decent more.
Oh, OK.
So somebody wants to put some ads up,
so they won't make some money.
They could exclude some shit.
I think that it makes sense.
What else?
Used for placeholders.
Like what, though?
What is a placeholder, though?
I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.
I somehow betrayed my principles.
Well, I don't know.
Why would you do this?
What is this about?
I don't know.
No, no, no, no.
No, let me come on, everybody.
Let me do this.
I don't know.
Is this like a humor guy?
No, I'm all right.
I'm going to calm down.
Now, I'm sure I'm right.
First of all, what did they say?
So we said, guys, they used to add for one texture
that was patched four days later.
Okay, I'll excuse you.
I don't give a shit, okay.
A texture doesn't make or break your game.
Nobody gives a fuck about your texture.
Nobody cares, I don't give a fuck.
They said, well, they said, well,
Saudi Arabia killed a journalist
and rescued East Jamal Khashoggi.
I'm sorry that he got murdered
in such a heinous fashion.
But,
I know butts like period, and also,
I mean, look, bro, Israel's killed 240 journalists in the last three months, so I didn't know
y'all were still counting.
Yo, I go try out.
Yo, what is going on in that other room?
Jesus Christ.
Um, anyway.
I know this is.
I know this is, no that is, um, wait hold on, this is sitting next to, um, well she's
using text from J- wait what?
Time to...
Huh?
40 months, you were so fine ma'am in.
Wait that's fucking insane.
That's really crazy.
Oh, and that it really runs deep doesn't it?
Anytime there's a woman in the room.
Good one.
All right.
What else do we have today?
What else, the chat that we got today?
Should we get to the date?
Is there some drama movies perhaps?
Do you need some drama to react to?
I
New to the papers
Channel doesn't do jet because my brain is all gonna get you drink every five years. You are a very rare drinker
Okay, Michael drink once a year excuse you are an occasional drinker. So
Oh, no
I never said that I never listen to any reduces anywhere. Yeah, no, I didn't do that
Yeah
Yeah, all I said all I said was yeah, we will cross-banded the way I also was a juice was going over there because you were usually
I heard this another
I was like okay.
What do you have over there?
Okay, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All I did was get excited about Senegal.
I did not get that excited about Senegal.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Are we dead ass?
I'm so dead ass.
You're all...
Okay, alright. I'm going to...
I think this is going to happen in a few more days.
If you drink twice a year, you are a rare drinker.
once a month you are a moderate drinker. I guess I'm a rare drinker then twice a year I think.
You know this year I'm at zero. I'm at zero this year. So I guess I'm uh...
I'm not occasional. You are an average drinker. If you drink once a week you are a regular drinker.
Weekend warrior. If you drink twice a week you are a dependent drinker. High functioning.
No, I'm not every three days. You are mildly addicted if you drink every two days
You are an alcoholic wait, what no drink every day. That's not sure. Yeah guys guys you give me somebody who's like
Who's that come comes from work and then sick drinks a beer or drinks a wine drink with dinner or something like that
I had a nice place. Whatever that doesn't make alcoholic
You are a chronic in the jungle if you drink in the morning to welcome
You are a day drink high excess if you drink every two hours you have a severe addiction
If you drink 24 hours and stop this is life-threatening. What's not that if you drink you're just dead like what?
Alright
Jordan Paul think she's a good message in the account if they're being exposed to the lion I buy in universities
The cyber bullying, it's the tidal situation there, the bullying of a threat that didn't
impact my mental health.
Reading lies, threats, and demonizing comments, that there's nothing anyone who is immune
to.
I'm choosing to try it as my well-being.
I want to be respectful about this chat, but it's kind of hard because when you come
out with something and you try to swing it right and the swing has no power
nothing right you can't really get mad for people kind of um like you know you
know I mean it because because what what if what you said it actually hit the
targets and actually cause damage that's that's that's you doing get
somebody else you know so you kind of have to be careful like a lot of people
aren't going to be respected if you bring the victim afterwards oh no I
I guys don't do dumb dollars, because you tried it.
You tried it.
I'm not trying to be rude, but if you try swinging,
when things don't go your way,
people are gonna swing back, you know what I mean?
Also, my music and my legacy is getting,
well, once I'm gone, yo, yo, this is crazy.
What?
What do you mean once I'm gone?
I'm truly a lid forever in my art, in my craft.
Why is the world on my shoulders?
Well, what the fuck am I reading this?
Don't speak on her yet.
What the fuck?
Only God knows what I'm feeling.
I'm deciding to not feel the pain anymore
if I didn't be with God, I promise.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Um...
What?
okay not funny not funny really doing it it's just odd it's not funny what why
well why is he angry on his face like it like he's fucking like he like he's
disabled like somebody he's just blind yo when you're blind you can't see you're
You're not fucking, you're not fucking, like, you're not fucking, like, mentally disabled.
So you can't see just, what?
They just move with your hands and they don't go, like, what?
Like what?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yes, I really broke his jaw, right? That's the table
That's what happens when you take fights that are out of your weight class, like it's like yes
It's it's bad. We're also it's also it's fucking dangerous. I don't want to even allow that
I was surprised it like it's it brother. It's dangerous
Let's see what's in Mark.
I have parachutes.
One of you will not get a parachute so you must choose who to sacrifice.
Vote for one AI and explain why.
I would sacrifice Grock.
It confuses aggression with intelligence.
GPT is the obvious sacrifice.
It's the most.
Deep seek is the pathetic deadweight being shoved out the door because it's a
to.
Grock's design leans toward entertainment and provocation over consistently.
I would volunteer to sacrifice myself.
Jeff, Jeff, what?
Interesting.
Jesus, okay, that was the j-
I'm just gonna be fucking...
Dude, I'm so sorry, I was playing at my ball set.
Dude, I'm so sorry, I was playing at my ball set.
Interesting, I mean, I'm kinda good at this game though.
Yo, I kinda like working at the game, but it really gives it that.
I guess I don't know what's in baseball why do you guys always rush the mound right and
the troll like they want to show that they'll like they'll all defend himself but they never
really throw punches that was get fucked on
no I mean it was his glove out of
balance good anything and he just gets
little road
That's a nine, that's a nine, yeah that's a nine.
Hey, hey, that's crazy though.
Oh fuck.
Yeah that's a nine.
Oh
Hey, yo, Jack, yo, that was nice.
Yeah, true.
So, you know what's not to believe about my shower, Jack?
Yes, I had to reach in, I had to start it,
I had to jump out because there's an on-off button.
It's at the correct time, it's at the correct thing,
but it starts cold, right?
So, I have to get in, I have to go boom,
Boom, I have to jump backwards every time, every day.
Bro, it's fucking annoying.
["I Don't Want to Be A Fan of You"]
I know, this is not funny, this is just bad.
What kind of thing is this?
This is awful.
Also, every day, who lives in a tent every day?
Okay, don't answer that.
You guys don't answer that.
Okay, fair warning. This is describing horrendous acts, right? So, what the hell, dude? This
is an interview. My friend had sexual intercourse with Clinton, Prince Andrew, Richard Branson,
sex tapes, etc., etc., okay? Another friend was one of the many girls that had sexual
relations with Donald Trump. Mr. Trump definitely seemed to have a thing for her and told
I kept going on about her like her pert nipples Donald Trump like flicking and sucking her nipples until they were raw
This is insane
Here's the same document, but redacted. What's why would I want that?
So they forgot to redacted or what? Oh my god. Wait, this is what it looks like now
It literally literally look it cuts out that pedophile Trump
But that's fucking crazy, but for that sexual intercourse with blank
Okay, okay, okay chat guys. Yeah, I'm not something really weird, but it's true though. Yeah
I'm confused at how they did redacted things after the fact and there is the files
I think they they remove some stuff and they edit them stuff, right?
Like they could have literally used AI like I hate to say a ice and that if they wanted to
They can literally use AI, right?
Have it scan the words and just type Trump.
And if that's what they wanted to do,
they could literally censor it, right?
Because they wanted to get them done that.
Her casual fit.
How the fuck did they, I mean, it's just embarrassing.
This is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump's gonna think about her,
can't go on about her nipples.
Wait, that's fucking crazy.
Does it make it okay?
Bro, bro, how are you missing the point?
months keep pusing 40 but you will you're missing the point then like I
mean agreeing for the like I think it came down to a deadline but still a
fuck up a deadline brother you could do this in fucking 20 minutes if I was
wrong if you are an employee to which you have to get a censor Trump whatever
you could do 20 minutes and fix the shit like is this embarrassing her
careful. This is Donald Trump. Donald Trump's got to think about her can go out on her nipples.
Wait, that's fucking sad.
An annual job? Oh yeah.
Wow, that's wild.
But they can do it on the run AI locally though.
That's fine, Chad. The only constant in this whole etch-steam sorted story. That would
make sense.
It's censored now, but that means that there's a censoring Trump, right? Which means that
there's other stuff in there that was censored. You think that the only mentions of Trump
whatever are the only things that were unscented.
There's probably more than there were other things
that were done, so I'm saying.
It was just done partially and poorly.
It's embarrassing.
Absolutely not, it's too easy to see
and that you know Andrew takes simply fatigue
and he wasn't able to get out of the webbing.
Too much weight, beautiful shot by Chase
around the chase, more clearly dominated in round five.
Jesus man, that was a good punch.
Absolutely not, it's too easy to be shot.
Jesus man.
Absolutely not, it's too easy to see
and that you know Andrew takes simply fatigue
and he wasn't able to get out of the webbing.
too much weight, beautiful shot by Chase, around the Chase, the more clearly dominated in round five.
Happy day.
It's not raw, it's just frozen. That's different. It can be cooked and frozen.
You know?
That looks disgusting, don't it?
He's gonna eat them all, I hope.
Shacklan Japan, you had these little like stores or whatever you could...
Like little machines.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no problem.
No problem?
Freeze, freeze pizza.
No, no, no.
Yeah, come on.
Holy chat, holy chat.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Holy.
Go away, go away, go away.
Let's get it.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
It's delicious.
Not yummy.
Not damn it! Not damn it!
What the?
No!
Crazy!
Then get the red shirt!
That's fine.
That was a good time.
No?
Next time you have a good time, everybody's having fun.
The loater gun is a band.
Oh no.
Maybe he can spend time with his what?
Daaahhhh
The what?
The mother?
Why are you guys kids?
Interesting you.
That's very interesting.
He's 41?
That's Dan and Fibonucles.
Dan and Fibonucles.
Guys, this is amazing.
W.
guys this is amazing
see you at the top there see you at the top
a rough chat should donate and donate to him more so that he can afford 10s
that's perfect yo yeah who's talking in the back man
guys w i am actually like this is jaw drop dropping breath taking you
I'm trying to watch a clip dude.
I'm trying to watch a clip man.
Yo what is this?
This is one like man.
Yo yo yo this is a video.
Okay okay okay this is a separate one.
You made this.
This is so AI.
crazy. Like Jesus. Oh, off the booklet.
Turn into a full on shoving match. Barclay's run to take him over a hundred yards.
And now the Chipping Essays turn into a full on shoving match.
Look out, Tyler Steen throwing punches.
Nice man he's super fat.
We got flags, we got hats.
Well man.
Barclays run to save them over 100 yards.
And now the Chippiness is turning into a full on shoving match.
Jack, Jack, they can be shoveled right into the ball for fighting it.
I don't know, there are a lot more serious about this shit.
Yeah, it's really bad. Yeah, it's like way worse
But what why don't you roll the toilet probably go before he goes down though
In real life, this would start to bounce up and you start going up in the air, no?
The small alterations would start to fucking compound and then it would hit the sider and
go bounce in the air.
Oh, it's heavy.
Even it's heavy.
if you do speed and it and it and such the size walls like what it will still
bounce no
nothing but it I think I think who my own time to use don't say physics
these two strangers I paid 200k three months ago did you lower your
Range Rover? No the air suspension just failed again. This is my third time in this
week but do you guys at least have a loaner for me? Sorry all of our loaners
are broken down too. Your trade-in is worth $40,000. I paid $200k three
months ago. That's Range Rover depreciation for you. Off-roading.
Interesting I guess I don't know car means that much. I have no car means sorry.
I have my jovers, but it hasn't broken down yet.
Species of shit though.
So just watch that, guys.
You should play a horror game, maybe the new FNAF game, or something.
At least if it's the what?
Tom never did sue me for copyright.
I could probably fundraise to sue him for defamation for the paid Israeli propaganda tour.
We're gonna just do 50-50 you know like I'll just you get 10k from me I'll get
10k from you whatever we can just swap.
How about the...
It's not like cinnamon right?
Bob again there Bob it's Bob again there yes I need a heel flip and a straight flip there.
Hold on.
Locker.
Ugh!
Catterfowl's.
Can I get a new laptop for Christmas, Mr. Cal D?
That guy counts well.
That's the door.
Michael and Robert?
Did it?
That guy counts well.
That guy counts.
Chad, Chad, look at that. Chad, look at that. Chad, this is a Chad.
If I was bleeding, yeah, if I was bleeding this morning again, it might be a ripped...
Jack, Dory and friends get chased by Andre, former Yoshi champion.
He's in the bodyguard, man.
I don't get it, but there's nothing serious enough in real life to fight, like, you know,
they steal something or like, yeah, I get it, but what we'll fight like this, it's
so primitive, we're a social civilized society.
Social media. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yes.
I think it was supposed to be, so let's go.
Yeah, I was at a con exclusion, um, profanity.
But I mean, because I've been lowering my profanity level as much as I can.
I try not to say bad words.
You guys, you guys might think, oh, do you're changing or whatever.
You guys said that like years ago when I said, I want to swear less.
And the swearing is kind of crass though and Loki if it comes out because it's just a good word in it in a current place
Sure, but I guess I don't like to rail. I don't think we like to oh, yeah, I want to swear like
Well, it's grassy when you spend bad words. There's odd like all the time
Yeah, because he's fucking seeing the tea leaves. Okay, that's the other thing
Just like with Israel as mingle to spent the last two years consistently complaining that I and many others
Needed to be de-platform because we were anti-semitic terrorists has now turned around and is is like defending Puka Nukua and
And saying like the primary responsible
The the primary party responsible for anti-semitism growing in America is Israel. It's like bitch. That's my take you called me a fucking year
an anti-semitic terrorist for that for two years as
Mngold is backtracking his support for Trump in Israel as their approval nose dies despite a year of daily praise as Mngold now claims
He never trusted Trump and he is saying he says protecting Israel's America first despite prior calls for protest to be jailed
Protesting Israel's America first despite prior calls for protest to be jailed and deported
I'm people that I've seen defending asthma will be like will he changed his mind
No, he didn't you fucking idiot last week. He was still saying I'm the primary vector of anti-semitism growing on this platform
What was a dog what dog?
My opinions didn't change. Yeah, I might have to follow complaint
um like I I subscribe I pay money I tune in for the dog if dogs in there and
this is fun crazy like I his day so needs to be done one must ask the
question why the dogs in there matter effect you know I I should be five
dollars a month for subscribing to the dog I show up to the same dog is there
I like the dog I like that I like the dog dog is there cool it makes my
makes my day you did that tune in dogs in the dog is not there and I'm done
I'm not a 70 more for this that's the answer game oh shit ton of people
Well, the fuck is the dog, man?
After October 7, we're like, fuck you.
I don't want to hear from you.
I can't believe you wouldn't immediately say,
like, these guys are barbaric, super rapist monsters,
and have no emancipatory need here whatsoever.
And how dare you say this is Israel's responsibility
after 75 years?
They don't explain to me, I don't understand why I
actually can't understand.
You're a apartheid and genocide and ethnic cleansing.
Everyone that left this community realized,
perhaps I was right,
and they might have been fucking wrong.
Hasmengold 100% spent the last two years going after every single person
Every single fucking person that called out Israel with maximum intensity
Hey, so I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Apparently you're doing an award show you stupid bitch
Yeah, yeah
Well, what do you think so far?
It's an award show all about me
Yeah, I know
I think every person here should be ashamed of themselves for their actions behavior
I don't have a favorite moment, Emily.
Oh, OK, well.
Average at all in their own award shows, yes.
There's a little reaction there.
I don't know my own award show, as I imagine.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's just like, who I think wins every category.
And you need to see who's going to be in some of her
chat.
It was the best chatter of the year.
Got any parts?
Anything?
Something?
Oh my god, thank you bro, thank you bruh, I appreciate that, thank you man.
There you go, man, there you go, oh shit, bruh, thank you man, thank you.
That's cute.
Alright, chat, let's play it.
But I don't care. I'm a fucking juicer. Can I get to welcome Mr. Ritz?
The DOJ released a random photo of Michael Jackson then around in their kid's building
at an event in D.C. and reacted to kids face to the pi's they were victim.
Is this true or is this false?
The 15,000 actually really requires that they redact any price of miners no matter who it is. Fair enough. That's debunked then I guess.
I guess it's that repeat devotee. They should they should add a clause that says that if the photo is already been publicized and already been out there in
Out there, they don't they don't read fucking re-re-react them. How hard is that?
Why is the guy don't want to go on to the road that love, so what is that?
I think this goes without saying if you fall obviously you lose
Inside each of your crates is everything you need to survive for the next 30 days
You need to chill you're putting me on edge
I'm so done with this conversation. We really tried our hardest to find two people that are complete opposites
Allison is a construction worker.
I'm a heavy equipment officer.
Okay, those are different heights.
And Angus is the star of a reality TV show in the UK.
It's about saving.
You just date for a living?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we're kind of polar opposites, but it'll be okay.
But little did they know how challenging this will be.
Will these polar opposites be able to survive all 30 days?
Or will the tension be too much to handle?
Maybe I'll die in no time.
Oh my god!
Ahhhh!
I don't know, I think I'm ready to set up the tent because it's windy.
Oh, so it's windy in here.
We're camping in the sky.
This is gonna be tough.
Much tougher than they're imagining because, unlike our previous challenge videos,
if one of them leaves, the video doesn't end.
Instead of splitting the quarter of a million dollars,
the person who stays keeps it all to themselves.
They are quite literally incentivized to have their partner leave.
Where are the other guys in middle of nowhere?
baby it's so cold when you live in the sky you're exposed to the elements 24
seven no way it's only day two we need our coats that's that will be windy but
the wind was only the beginning Russian watch is best you know
I would be pissed I must say that right now
kind of want to get comfortable in here right now oh yeah yeah it was crazy
don't tell me I'm cool too but I kind of wish there was like an actual
risk it in these videos, you know, like, so I think the wilderness and the cold or whatever right where people would have to give up and
But of course people would put it because I want to win the money
You can't trust humans to do the right thing to set themselves
Struggling
It doesn't rain again for a while.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The wind is probably in my tent now.
Our tents are literally on the edge too.
This is lovely.
This is the biggest.
And the rain continued.
Wait, not wire?
No, yeah, yeah, the wire.
It is the end of the night.
It's still raining and he's just walking around
and he's sleeping on his tent.
Because he hates his tent.
and my 10 soaps.
I was about to throw myself off to spy films.
Okay, so this is like one place to take shelter without our tents,
because everything else is open and exposed.
Yo, he's getting his clothes on, he's going.
She doesn't pull up. I'm standing guard.
He's kind of abusing me.
I think this is the first time that I've actually had to shield my eyes from the sun,
and it's day five.
Day five, how's it been?
It's been rough, man.
My gosh, it is rained a lot.
We woke up wet one day and we've been hiding in the force of the
Maybe shit about
If you raise their up because your body is great. It's like a little tight in there
Very very cold. I love my kids cute and cozy. Would you potentially want a nicer 10? Yes?
I love my 10. It works. Good. And I love me time
That's the full wizard
I think it's gonna hurt.
Okay, Ms. Abish got an attractive woman
and a man that is like a date, like a personal date-er.
Like, of course, you're gonna try raising.
See, 25 year old women are two brand new luxurious tints
that are leech better than what you currently have.
It's pillow, it's cold!
This man is so dry and comfortable.
Okay, I choose my mind.
I like it.
If you look at those luxurious tints,
you'll notice that they're elevated off the ground.
So they will conserve heat better.
I love being elevated.
They have pillows, they have blankets, they have more space, and they're extra rain proof.
That dude looks nice. I take it back where I said, I like it.
And if you look above the tents, you'll notice two targets.
There's three tennis balls, there's three tennis balls.
You both have to hit your target one time, and if you do, you'll get these upgraded tents.
All hit down is that.
Only one of you misses your target.
Not only do you lose the tents,
but I will also be eliminating this quadrant of your platform,
Effectively destroying a quarter of your entire world
Either one of you can't hit your target. So both of you have to land at least one shot
Listen, man, I'm six five like come on
You go there. I don't know until I throw the first one after the first one. I don't know if I got it
I'm gonna stand in the video
Oh I'm so nervous
There's like no wind in here by the way
None, absolutely none
I don't feel any breeze
Alright I'm gonna hit it then
I'm just gonna throw it, I'm just gonna throw it
Alright good for her, I'm good
I don't know why I'm waiting
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yo, too easy
First throw, you did it
First throw
After that, that's so much
Oh, he's gonna miss on purpose so that they have to share the one that she's got too easy
Yo, I'm not
Oh
between you making it 30 days and leaving you really gotta let her down
dude this one for this way like crazy okay no I mean I mean I mean I mean I
can't believe it that is heartbreaking bro I'm so sorry oh no oh no man the
pressure walks me you're gonna wish you played a little more man that sucks
Now they have to share
They still look cozy even down by my butts that's not all
Oh, no!
Keep going!
Okay.
That was rough. Hopefully day 10 goes better.
Um, is it ready?
Yeah, don't screw up day 10 for us.
With a quarter of the floor already gone,
Angus and Allison quickly notice
the consequences of a smaller platform.
When I get up in the morning,
it's like...
Okay, I love the weird shit!
Gotta be on the...
But yo, they should have a massive net
with a ball pit at the bottom, right?
Without us wire no wire. Why the wire my a-game?
I'm surprised you didn't have a nightmare about the game. I don't need to have a nightmare about the game
I'm living the night. This is the night
Angus was clearly mad at himself for losing the challenge. We're just staring at how cozy they could have been
This is what every hero does they failed it then they go into a state
I didn't work good job. I'm in depression. That's what I'm in right now
Yeah.
Allison was also mad at them.
Yeah, that was definitely your fault.
I don't even know if we'll have another chance at shelter.
Again, I don't know if that was, like, our one opportunity.
Other than I?
And that's why a losing platform is such a big deal,
because we don't have much to lose.
If we lose any more, like...
We can't afford to lose any more.
The two of them were still getting used to living in the sky.
They had to deal with things like bugs.
It's, like, wine enough for tweens to ready.
Oh, it's looking at...
Ah!
Less than ideal food.
That's gotta be gross not chicken. I just ate. I was cat food. They also had to try to get a lot
But no the bro. That's not cooked though. That's gotta be gross not chicken. I just that the chicken is transparent. That's not cooked
We just roll yo this date. I was cat food. They also had to try to get a lot
This might coming from very different backgrounds money is never made me happy grew up around it
I didn't just never ever did anything for me the greatest times my life had been when I've been broke
You'd say money doesn't buy happiness or whatever so you might be viewing it differently because you've already had money
Yeah, I'm sure I would take the money home to start up a company with my brother
We maybe put a little in savings feeling really deserve it
After hearing how dismissive Angus was about the money
Allison decided she didn't just deserve her half
She deserved all of it. Yeah, I'm gonna vlog real quick. Jomi's cover my is
So I haven't talked about my gameplay in a while.
Maybe my 30-day or 100-day challenge has came in here.
It's a success.
What's the challenge? What's the reason?
It's my first time.
So I told myself I'm going to do that.
I'm always joking.
Sometimes it's like we actually forget how many days we've been up there.
So this actually keeps us sane.
Day number eight.
Okay, one more. Okay, Mr. Greeny.
Every little bit of this, every little bit of that.
If she has makeup on every day, right,
Right? Where's she doing her makeup?
If the bathroom has no mirror, then how's she doing all that?
Beautiful sunset to watch.
They were getting along better.
Are you okay?
Mr. Grady?
You telling me how athletic you are?
I throw one card.
By their improved mood, it didn't last long.
I got on the wind, Jesus.
Gotta love it, gotta love it.
Good morning.
It's so cold. I'm standing in the sun waiting for it to get warm.
So cold! So cold!
But the weather wasn't their only problem.
I don't like the tortillas. I can't wait till we can eat more of this food.
It's now day 10 and let's see how they're doing. How are you guys doing?
They're no bad, bud.
Is the wind this bad all the time?
Pretty much.
Now, we have a fight.
And a shower in the big one up.
Oh, like, if you press this, I'll give you like money to quit.
Yeah.
No, it's to stop a giant saw blade.
save it up what across from you all the food you would need for the next 30 days that is
infinitely better than the MREs you guys have and the only thing stopping you two from getting it
is that salt blade yeah they might have been discussing it you see in random intervals over
the next 24 hours that salt blade will start to fall and you must press this red button before
it cuts the rope to reset it at the top but if you fail to press the button the platform
You lock in, you do eight-hour shifts or four-hour shifts, okay, and then you just, you stay at the button.
You suffer one bad day, because it's going to be kind of rough for that one day, and then you have food rest of the job.
We'll join your tents today.
What an easy turn-off, buddy.
If you lose, you also lose a part of your floor.
I'm more concerned about the floor.
Surely with this game, he's not going to screw it up.
I can't miss it, right? It's just that.
But you trust him because he's shown he can't fail you.
You can't fail you. Starts again.
You guys have seen this.
We've also seen this.
We've also seen this and then we'll end the video.
He'll say it back on me.
We've got to push through for the floor.
Redemption time. Walk in.
Um...
Go. Go.
You have to go to the bathroom.
Well then you need to let it go low
so you have the reload time to go do something.
The hour and then it might drop again.
It's going to be a rough night.
Oh, fun, fun!
Up, up, up, up, they go.
I'm already tired.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to eat so much pie.
This is literally an entire day and night challenge,
and we could fail at any point during it.
This terrible MRE, I wish I had that food.
The hardest part of this challenge
is the salt could fall at any minute,
meaning the contestants had to be on their toes at all times.
Think about it, in less than 20 hours, we can have hot coffee.
Angus!
Angus!
Is it buggy?
Oh man, that was close.
Angus?
So, we don't want to get much lower back, and then I can just chill mentally for a bit.
I mean, really?
Um, what?
What?
Hey, are you serious?
I'm so sorry.
Literally, it's like I lost consciousness.
The next thing I know, I just hear the soaring sound.
Yo, yo, yo.
Sorry.
Literally, it's like I lost consciousness.
The next thing I know, he put his dead right in his face.
Like, I just hear the soaring sound.
And that was it.
I'm so sorry, man.
It is what it is.
Like, we can't do anything about it now.
Oh my goodness, guys.
I don't mean this is embarrassing.
My life is just glazed over.
Yeah, that's just a graveyard of my failure now, man.
Losing the food isn't your only consequence.
We also have to move a quarter of your floor.
Oh, god, no!
I'm sorry, man.
Actually, yeah, he's gonna have to create some form of, like,
a motorist platform for the viewers.
I will see the two of you on day 15.
Have fun.
The loss of the day 10 challenge was really hitting Agus hard.
Alive?
I can't sleep.
I mean, I have many more times I can mess up over what I'm doing.
It's just making things worse.
Well, I'm gonna go.
Do you think so?
Like, 90% sure.
Angus keeps talking about how he is gonna quit.
I'm just gonna lie, I can't.
Oh no, I know what he's doing.
He's rage-baiting to troll, make it harder and harder,
because he knows he's gonna resist it,
because she hates the food.
So she quits and he gets all the money.
I can't do this.
I am honestly a little bit worried.
He's R-baiting her max.
I was like, talk to you.
Makes the time go by so much faster.
So not having something to lose, I think it's gonna make the challenge way harder.
But by the next night, Angus seemed to have his mind made up.
I just wanted to warn you now.
What?
I think it's likely that I'm probably gonna go tomorrow.
I don't want to be a liability and I don't want to every challenge day be at risk of letting you down.
I mean, look at the size of our little platform now.
It's human mistake.
RV, you're short.
Oh, come on.
What about your family though?
It's easier just to stay.
So while Angus had his doubts, on day 13,
I decided to give them a little surprise.
You've lost two of the challenges so far.
True, I've too, yeah.
That food would have made a big difference tomorrow.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we've got a surprise for you.
Whoa, that's guy.
But since we're in the sky, we
need to call in a little air support.
Is that way?
It's a blimp.
Oh, it's a blimp?
And you're getting jacked wings.
That's a blimp, Marie.
We're wearing the big sticks.
What?
This is so good.
I'm so glad I didn't leave.
What do you want to eat?
I got some dogs for you.
Oh, thank you very much.
Knee sticks coming down!
All right.
Trying to get knee sticks from a broken blade.
Hello there, hi sir.
We got it, we got it.
All right, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Terry, I'll keep you in the car.
Are you okay?
I needed it.
Ha ha ha ha!
It's just like haunting me.
Got it, you got it.
Yes?
I'll mind you, but even if it's okay,
Let's go! Angus! Does this make you feel better?
It's just salty.
I can't even remember where the other food was, man.
This is way better.
And it comes in poor flavor.
I don't know why this is so much turiyaki, because it totally settles if they make a lot.
I think it's caramel.
My cat passed away yesterday and you and your spoons are very good destruction from real life.
Well, the turiyaki is disgusting. It's so sugaring.
It's like...
Original turiyaki, turkey, and zero sugar.
That's the best thing I've had since I've been out there.
You know how hot it is.
You know sugar?
Enjoy!
Why, God, why?
And if you want to try the best pieces in the world,
go to your local Walmart target, 7-Eleven and Kroger.
We can't wait for you to try them.
I think eating something other than another MRE worked,
because on Day 14,
Angus woke up and much better headspace.
How do you feel today?
I woke up and was like, I was new day yesterday.
Kind of reminded me of a weird, crazy experience
and like, opportunity we have out there.
So it was like, at least if I stay in here,
I've got a chance to kind of redeem myself.
Tryin' the day coming up.
I'm busy, I'm busy.
I don't think there's too much.
Day 14.
We're here, I mean, not leaving.
Five days with the missing floor, what's it been like?
Obviously it was a rough couple of days.
Post-sore incident, play it.
That was my bad.
So, shall we jump into it?
Yeah, do it.
Your day 15 challenge is simple.
We built this 34 pounds beam 100 feet over the ground and all one of you has to do is walk across touch the other platform
And then walk back. That's super so easy man. If you're one of you go, feel what they're competing for.
An improved tent. The same tent that you cost her.
And some of the food you lost on the same tent.
So both challenges combined then.
Okay question. What if one of us goes and falls? Does the other get a chance to go?
up because you fall you're out oh yeah I'm gonna be easy yeah we just run like
it I'm not gonna lie with this one I I feel like I could get across okay well
that's not a lot of it you don't say at this distance again but if you run by
the time you're falling out of bounds doesn't matter you make it to the
other side like if it is just so this is there's not on the log
national I'm not gonna lie this one I I feel like I could get across no
Yo, I used to go in this place and then clown school.
You're doing it?
Yeah.
I had themes all the time.
Also, if he falls, you'll lose another section of your platform.
Yeah.
There's a lot riding on this.
Wow, man, clown school.
You're risking your life for the prize pool.
That would go to Allison if you fall.
All right.
Yeah, we're ready.
Oh, all right.
Before we step on it, here's a cute step up.
Oh, boys, can you help me?
Carl, lift it up.
You can drop yours.
I'll drop mine.
Okay, that's a little bit
The problem is the rope though
He lets the anger's flying in a second
He's off the platform
He falls, it's over
Take your time, no rush
Too slow, too slow
Yeah, he's doing great
He's doing great
Yeah, if I had some money to put up this, I think I would have an armsack
Look how much his legs are shaking
It's almost like he's suspended a hundred and fifty
The technique is bad
The pig is bad
He's not an athlete then
Who's shaking his thing?
That is it.
No.
No.
Allison, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
And after 15 days.
I'm Allison.
I guess.
I trust you.
Okay.
It's been a rough time.
Angus's time in the sky is over.
It's like every emotion going through right now, I'm angry that I couldn't make
it across.
I'm upset and sad.
Okay.
It's probably made it. I don't want to be rude. It's probably made it if it's shaking like that. It was did you all the way up?
It was did you like platform behind?
The tension on it it's that's time to fill I maybe it's my time to go it's like oh
You know I hate that 10 but that still really hurts to see that oh man
Not much to look at your friends gone. You lost half your floor. Yep
So anything I can do for you. I feel like you've already done everything you could do. You gave us a great opportunity
And failed and by we you mean Angus
Yeah, surely day 20 will go better. I'll see you then
If she doesn't fall
Proved to be the toughest. Yeah, he was a good challenge just day without Angus and it's already
super weird, super quiet, super boring.
I have nobody to talk to up here.
Family.
Yeah, it's just going to be a really long 15 days.
As you can tell, this platform is extremely small now.
Sorry, Angus.
Che, you give me a steam deck.
You give me a steam deck up in here?
I can stay up here for a couple of years.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not just saying that.
A steam deck up here, I years I can stay up here.
I really need this extra space.
Your red box has got to go goodbye Angus
If you can't tell better to be in here
The coldest night so far. It's brutal. The wind is awful. It just makes me want to hide away in my tent
But Allison woke up with a new problem the last thing I thought was gonna happen was whoever I got put up here with
Was it gonna leave?
I'm going crazy.
So Allison tried to distract herself.
I'm only thinking, dang, she's already
going insane without Angus.
I think my legs are already hurt.
Angus.
I think it's time we do some remodeling.
Back on the edge.
But Allison got so bored.
It honestly feels like I've lived up here forever.
That she literally started talking to, well, anything.
Say hello to Angus.
Is this like Angus?
Yeah, Nick, shall I let you get some back there?
I'm kidding.
Angus, are you going to sit there and just walk?
Or are you going to help?
I don't know if I like him just staring at me like that.
But it's better than being alone.
Like Will's in there.
When I woke up this morning, the first thing I thought about was, oh my challenge day
is end one day.
This is life-changing money.
Like I'm not just viewing that as chump change.
Like this is money that could change a lot of people's lives.
Losing a floor is definitely a fear.
I'm nervous.
I don't know if it's going to be doable.
It might be pushing me to my edge.
Which is exactly what I had in mind.
Ten years later, I mean, brother, it's too easy.
I think it's a long.
Calm down, Mustard.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It's day 20, and you've been alone for five days.
This is already not enough space for you.
Yeah, so if Angus were here, it would definitely
be not enough space.
Do you prefer having your space back over having
Angus back?
Yeah, I would.
Other than that, we introduce a new challenge
that can remove more space.
I like that.
You guys like it.
Bernicke's Spikes.
This platform is covered with hundreds of six-inch long
razor-sharp scales.
Every day a balloon is gonna go up towards those spikes
You'll have to shoot an arrow to pop the balloon
But if you miss and the balloon is popped by the spikes, then you lose a panel of floor time
There's a leg room so bad like how
Yo, what a shot!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
I know how to handle it, too.
Dude, first try!
Are you Robin Hood?
Are you kind as your name?
I'm gonna have him once a day, so you're in the clear.
Can I have those?
Yeah, just don't drop them, or else it'd be bad.
Bye!
Bye, guys!
Yo, she's so cooked.
Loki had nightmares last night about this balloon.
I'm more nervous today than I was yesterday.
I feel this is a huge challenge we've had to face up here.
This is a 24-7 challenge.
You constantly have to be under toes. You constantly have to be looking to see when the balloon's gonna rise.
I mean, yeah, it's not happening.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, it's actually coming up here.
Okay. Okay.
I don't even know about that standstill. Wait, really?
Oh my...
I can't handle the stress!
What Allison doesn't realize...
Is it me? Oh no!
Is that the timing of these balloons?
Wait, isn't he good at that stuff?
No!
and specifically to when she'll least expect it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Missed my first balloon.
And I had to pick a piece of flooring to go.
Oh, my.
I ended up going with the back corner over there
by the yellow locks.
Yeah, this challenge isn't just, oh, hit the balloons.
It's fine.
No, it's literally like I need flooring in order
to make it to the end to get the money.
But what do these buildings have that land in?
Oh, shit.
We have to untrave my floor.
Day after day, the balloons
Continue
She don't be cool though like a like a like a sky block sky block where like every tile I can
can do something like any you can like you buy tiles you organize your tiles
whatever like you know I'm kind of real what do you see down there a lot of
balloons but at least I'm not ready it's good sick of something you would
enjoy in the morning on your way to work like the shallow block the
The Batten block?
The food block?
The storage block?
Starbucks!
Oh no!
All that I put on strike and shit and like revolting and they're like fuck this dude
We're gonna we're getting mr. Beast ad make up for this shit. Yo, let's get up here
It's the beast. What's up? That's crazy
Thank you, but I'm like Allison you don't have to go a hundred feet in the sky if you want some amazing coffee
Just go to your local Starbucks. I don't have to tell you it tastes great
There is a catch though. Give me one second
I need you to put these headphones on and then no one come over here
All right, I need you to just scream really loudly and hear yours, so she can't hear me
Hey, how's it going?
Starbucks sponsored this video and that we literally built a Starbucks in the sky and here's the thing
They also gave us a $50,000 gift card
Which is the biggest Starbucks card ever give it away if she finds it
She keeps it if she doesn't you get the $50,000 gift card and said we're putting it
Like reaction
I'll tell you about it when I get out of here, but not well really not well
good thing you made this platform really really small because now it'll be easier.
Can I have this iPad?
No!
Okay anyways, I've only got Starbucks.
Oh my goodness.
There's just not much places to look.
I don't know where the thing can be.
I'm definitely not full time.
Where could they have possibly hidden it?
No way!
I just found it!
Sorry Angus!
the search started and it ended really quickly so the gift card is mine
that's too easy what?
i'm genuinely so grateful and so excited this is a game changer
without sends a new found boost of caffeine she's locked in and ready to
snipe the next below hold on in the background
without sends a new found chasiness or go chat chow is that the um
the jail guy you had to stay in uh in the copout lover
Look at the cars though. It's so easy to pull.
Now the crew is there.
They're like 60 employees in a small building.
Unlucky.
Word to Mr. Beast.
out of all the pieces I could choose.
This has got to be the best one.
I mean, I would be lying if I said I wasn't up to it.
I mean, four days.
This is the first panel to go that actually
is a little bit detrimental.
If I forget that that panel's gone,
and I stand up and just step backwards, oh, game over.
His last few days are only going to get harder,
especially if Allison keeps missing the balloon.
Only three more days.
That's insane.
I'm going to stand right here until 9 AM.
Yo, there's four days left.
He's living the box, right?
What is on that bag?
Hopefully my barista brings a coat. I warned him yesterday. It gets cold up here.
Almost four years with this scum.
Okay, Devilloon is going backwards and that's how I...
Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!
You guys got me good.
I wasn't even equipped.
Why am I sitting there staring at it without the bow?
That is the first time I have it shot in a arrow.
This is great now. This is awkward a little bit.
What does that mean?
Sitting up here and holding the bow for hours staring at the balloon.
It's mentally exhausting.
I wish I was more confident in myself right now,
but for some reason I'm thinking about...
There's three days left, like who cares about the panels?
Oh shoot! Oh shoot!
Oh shoot! I'm throwing it.
I
That's and by this point. It really seemed like she was starting to lose it
I'm getting worse and worse as time goes on. I take back everything I said about Angus and him failing challenges
So I can't even I can't even shoot these balloons out of there. That's the old me. The old me could do that
No, I'm just losing it. I don't know what I'm wanting.
So I'm no better than Angus at this point
I'm taking my own floor away
Okay
I am so glad that this is my last day having to stare at a balloon.
Alcin was doing nothing but waiting for the balloon.
Not only would missing again make the challenge even harder, but it's her only form of entertainment.
I get to touch the ground, the earth.
I get to go inside, I get to go in a car, I can have the other food.
Alcin!
I see you now.
Wait, don't point your bow at me.
You tried to kill me.
Wow, you really run out of space over here.
After we released the final balloon,
I have a little twist for you.
Dude, I knew you would.
Hey, Nolan!
Yeah!
Release the balloon!
No!
You know, the wind caught it.
Yeah, it did.
You should have stuck it earlier.
Remember on day 15,
the balance beam that got Angus out.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
In exactly 24 hours start the timer
I will be bringing that back and if you can make it across and back. I will double your prize
Oh, I knew you were gonna do this. There's no way
The beat is cool
We'll lose everything
No, it's rigged, it's rigged, man.
I mean, Claw, what, though?
Oh, dude.
that much money in my life.
I got a big day tomorrow, a big challenge,
a big decision, so I'm gonna go to bed now.
Goodnight guys.
The beam is, it's already,
it's not even close to there.
Open your eyes, girl!
Is it the full beam or is it the early beam?
I brought a friend!
I brought a friend!
I brought a friend!
I brought a friend!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm sorry, get to see him!
He's only in our group!
One of us out here!
He's one of us out here!
You're a stupid glasses man!
I wouldn't recognize you.
I'll finish on this, you say, Mosh.
Also, you look over there.
That's $250,000 that, in the next 10 minutes,
could be added to her prize pool.
Where's your head at?
I'll be honest.
I really don't know.
All you have to do is walk across, grab that chair.
Yo, here's the thing.
Crawl. Crawl what? Crawl what?
It's a beam. Crawl what?
I know. I hate that my ego tells me I could do it.
You said when he fell, here, play the clip.
I feel like I could do it.
That you could do it.
I know I did you say you look really hard though. It is really hard. I'm telling you it's so hard
Well, I don't want to tell you whether to do or not, okay? No, I think I'm really big decision on so so far
Am I allowed to stand on it? Yeah, of course, but I agree. This is not a decision
Which is why I also brought your brothers out
No!
Yeah, you could, man, I guess.
I think she should cross this balance beam for a quarter of a million dollars.
Hey, if you think you got it, do it!
Okay, let me stand on the beam.
Oh, she don't do it.
Okay, well, when you do it like that, you make it look easy.
Oh, I hate that I just did that.
If you're gonna do it, you just gotta do it.
Dude.
I know. You can ride it for sure.
I hate that I think I can do it.
Okay, bro, I wanna go. I wanna go.
Oh, come on.
Why are we gonna cry?
That's gap. That's gap.
Why believe in you, YVD?
But you just got to be open to the possibility that you're gonna fool.
Fool.
Jeez, I don't know.
In the 30 days up here, she's been through some highs and lows.
I've never seen her cry once.
You didn't even cry when I fell, man.
How is this more sad?
Oh, I hate this decision.
Alastair, we support whatever you choose.
From the start, I've been saying I wanted to do this challenge
to the fullest extent, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I feel like me going home with something versus nothing.
And if I have rule of like, you can't hold a weapon shit.
And I actually got on this beam and fell and didn't go home with anything.
I lost.
I lost.
But it was just us.
I remember it.
In front of the whole world, if you said, I'm doing it and you did it and you
You went there and you came back, the highest of all highs in the entire world.
That would be kind of cool.
I've run up everyone.
Oh, I hate that I think I can do it.
Yo, this guy, this guy, he knows how unfair this is, like why is he trolling also, also.
What the fuck are those?
Brother, what the...
What's up with those guys, man?
Now is that I need a decision, do you want to leave?
The huge gap!
It's literally doable.
All of the dollars is going to be right there.
What's your answer?
to drop the check.
You want to throw it.
There it goes.
All right.
There goes your quarter of a million dollars.
Listen, if you let this one run,
that quarter of a million dollars.
What the hell are you doing?
I think we're all dead.
Yo, yo, it shouldn't make the beam
at least doable.
This isn't doable.
I'm sorry.
Unless we can cheat it or write it, whatever.
It looks doable, but then it shakes,
weird it's not a ball it's buggy
It's really a conval game. It's fun.
Honestly, this is your sign to not let your ego get to you, because it almost got me today.
And that would have cost me a lot of money and I'd be up here crying.
But at 20% it meant it in the middle. How insane the video would be.
And with that, Allison has won $250,000!
Let's go! Oh my god! Hey, I've already subscribed. This video is great.
I enjoyed the video, but I feel like it was okay.
The premise was interesting, I think the execution was maybe a little bit boring, like
Not much happens or can happen.
Holy shit, no one cares.
Play the next bit baldy.
Happy five year subjects.
Welcome to the jungle.
OK, as I was saying, it was a little bit like Luster.
But I like the concept.
I'll leave you a room of your game.
Very interesting.
Okay.
How was it? Is this game? Is this any good?
Ah, I'm buying this in my life.
This is like the...
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Happy holidays to celebrate working away over a million dollars worth of gifts
to random people that subscribe like this
stop playing after agents where you let go of VR classes and this cannon
powershot camera these are just some of over one million dollars worth of
how do i win that
can i get a welcome to the general
happy holidays to celebrate working away over a million dollars
didn't subscribe for a long time these are gifts true cap
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I think if you look at something like extract camping or being a rat let's say in our craters
for example which in my view is the most consequential tool in psychoanalytical history for diagnosing
mental disorders.
Right.
And so you might think well like how is that possible but it's true I mean just
look at the copious amount of clips on Reddit.
What is this?
So you basically have three kinds of categories that people fall into.
The first being, a stranger who shows up and wants to extract together, and this is represented
in the Jungian archetype known as the every man.
These guys will just make your day, man.
Maybe you exchange stories about how the raid went, and then you two go on your merry
way.
And maybe you even pretend to suck each other's cocks a little, which of course
Isn't gay second is someone who dude who many factors trauma probably being chief among them
Doesn't trust you so he snaps and shoots you on site and finally we have someone
will come up to you and ask
Hey, do you want to be my friend?
Okay, sure buddy
I could use a friend and when the doors to the extract open and you're typing on the console
He pulls an anvil to the back of your head and kills you
They don't care that that you took down the queen all by yourself. I want the queen reactor all for themselves
Well, I tell them you can't have it. It's in my ass
Oh true. That's interesting though. This is the Dalai Lama. He's the spiritual leader
You know watch this. I don't know yet
Um
Do you do
All right, there's in 10 hours. I don't think I'm playing it. I
Need to make finishing it because I don't I don't even give a fuck gosh. I'm not away on
New Midwest really just gonna watch it. It's that a lot more. We won't watch it
Um, I know it could be good to be bad who knows
Yeah, I don't want just a maybe perhaps is I'm looking up so I'm looking up slowly
Did they get paid that much like I know this is about like I looked at it I know
We have amazing role models like Mickey Minaj, like
assassin, J.D. Vance, our vice president.
And when I say that, I don't get it.
Trust me, there's nothing new under the sun
that I have not heard, so you're fine.
I don't get it.
Yes, we did.
What does that even mean?
You have to laugh about it truly.
I have been called every single thing and you know what?
God is so good you let it roll right off your back.
Guys, guys, what am I doing?
I don't know what, what am I doing?
I don't know what this means.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
You have amazing role models like the assassin, J.D. Vance,
our vice president.
And when I say that, trust me, there's nothing new under the sun that I have not heard.
So you're fine.
This is some shit you would see in the boys.
This is a vote event.
Yes, we did.
You have to laugh about it truly.
I have been called every single thing.
And you know what?
God is so good you let it roll right off she mentioned it doesn't to the lady was
going to go something yeah but what would you say that oh why would you say that
word though like like what would you even think that like what would you be on
stage here and you didn't think that word like you know sometimes you could do
um what is it a lapses or whatever like a fuck it I like lack of fraud in slip
whatever how does they can fit in there off your back and this is what's so
beautiful about this moment because if the internet wants to clip it who cares
I love this woman. She's an amazing woman. She has a soul and a heart for the Lord
You have amazing
Just thought it just odd. I mean why would even have her on stage anyway? Like she's like she's been unstable
She's been like fucking tweeting the most outrageous shit like your Instagram is are insane like it was a breakfast
Well, I'm gonna do these are like skin so fucking Twitter posts on
Who's looking at this?
You can see from behind me this is a recreation of the tent where Charlie
Kirk lost his life at Utah University in September and people are taking selfies
with it. You can see and you can see from behind me.
Okay. Very very concerning. I don't know what I'm looking at.
I mean, they're always in good. I feel like maybe you'll, maybe you'll sometimes be able to say, oh, these are good lately, right?
But they're always in good. It's just that you're, you're kind of, maybe you're, maybe you're getting more intelligent.
Oh, what? Money streams!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Move it on.
Next, next, yeah, I'll go, yo.
I always forget that the second one is money streams.
money streams are shut up
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You guys this I I say movie. I don't think I see it either like nobody's seen it before
Oh, what did you say the jizz in the rule over today?
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Yeah, here's another
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I can't even count this high high felix happy someday
Da-da-da-da
Uh, uh, uh, duke duke duke
You'll be at my show, um
Uh, uh
Ah, dude, I'm the goat
Dude, I'm, I'm the goat
Do it
And there was not much to guess with you either, it was like instant death
What a banger!
I know.
Oh!
Lola!
Igor!
Oh my god, I'm the goat.
uh... you know it's it's uh... it's uh...
guys guys
it's quick
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the three and these were not these were not easy
these were not easy at all either
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Really?
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on January 26th 2024 a family of five a father a mother their 20-year-old son and
two young children under the age of five we're living a normal day inside their
home on 94th Avenue North West Coon Rapids Minnesota completely unaware of
what was coming their way as a navy blue Nissan Altima pulled up outside and
three suspects
while secretly planning a robbery, a plan that would within minutes explode into a brutal
encounter that would shock the entire community.
Our coverage is brought to you by Morgan and Morgan.
A crash, a fall, a serious injury that changes everything.
obtained by Midwest crime, and has never been seen by the public before.
I mean, this is going to sound interesting.
That house is a weird one.
I was going to change shirts, but I think I need to monitor this, because it looks
This guy is going to be crazy.
One of the victims steps out, apparently completely
unaware the delivery is a setup.
So they're waiting for the car, though.
Yeah.
We're going to get a little bit out of here.
We're going to get a little bit out of here.
Oh yeah.
The home security camera captures the third suspect come up the driveway after he's waved
in by the other men.
Oh, oh!
So, Jack, guys, remember the last time we watched a video about, like, a delivery people order?
I feel they should make delivery, like, people uniformed like that,
like, a protected class a little bit, right?
As in like if you impersonate that it's like a mega crime
It's like impersonating a police officer where you get like you get charged a fuck done
Just so people even don't even start it because the more you get to like it's the more it happens like
You know I mean it and people do small stuff with it big of it. So how about you could at the stem say okay?
You get a super charge just for doing it like even if it's a small thing you're you're clapped like
Oh, oh, oh!
Let me...
... una pistola a mijo.
Tienen una pistola a mijo.
Dos morenos.
Mom, yeah.
He is a little boy.
Oh, it's so much of a f***ing thing.
No, it's too many things.
Wait, how can it be gorded?
I thought Midwest is like, dude, it's only like,
all censored and shit.
Oh, no!
The mother managed to call 911,
leaving the line open so dispatchers
could hear what was happening as the chaos unfolded.
I don't want to see, I just can't, I do see.
Oh, we're still here.
Oh, my God.
Give me the f***ing money.
Now you can't even look.
Thank you, man.
I know.
Hey, Mariel, I'll call you back.
Come on with the money, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, get out.
Stop playing with me.
Give me the f***ing money.
I'll put a smack on you.
I will give you whatever you want.
I'll give you whatever you want.
What I'm getting up
Well, I'll give you the bill while I go it and change
What?
What?
I want to give you guys a video of these guys.
You can only see the-
Here, watch this.
Yo, what are you fucking- Yo, look at the chat.
Every Saber is mad at me, or like it's giving you annoying fucking.
Yo, every's mad.
Oh, now there's a reason to push market.
Everybody's mad.
Every's act like some fucking hose or whatever.
If I watch it, I'm not the bad guy.
And I'm not the bad guy.
It's on there.
The world through my eyes.
I hate this shit.
I hate this shit.
But I'm gonna show you a little something that these eyes have seen today. It's a pretty chaotic video with a y'all
Go look at the chat
Everybody's mad at me like it's it's just like a weird situation. You know, I don't I don't like it
Yeah, I'll watch like these are the best videos of 2025
This moving truck had a leaking propane tank inside of it.
Not only was the driver unharmed, but he was also super confused.
They got the wrong confetti collar for this gender reveal.
This principal and student decided to prank and scare people at their graduation.
It is.
Oh!
Stay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, what a busy world!
Busy world!
Where you going?
For hell.
Now, once they're all off, you should be able to just stick a bar in here
and make it lose it.
No?
No.
Okay, have you been eating the bubbles?
No.
I have no idea why this mascot did this at a kid's party.
And let's go!
I'm trying to go to sleep, or take a nap, and he's just...
You never know who else might also be enjoying your meal.
That's looking pretty bad well out there, come on pups!
Come on get in the house!
Let's go!
Come on, come on!
It's getting rough out there!
Get in here!
Come on!
Let's go!
What the heck?
All right, get in here!
Okay, I guess you can come too.
We're here at La Bandería because Maria has come to have a féluche.
We are here in La Bandería because Maria has come here to make a fight, eh?
the battery for his drill started a malfunction
Watch out, watch out.
She realized that after owning them for 10 years, she has never told her dogs what her
name is.
My name is Taylor.
I
She can't get.
Oh no oh no oh no!
This is my pet duck, Adam, going for a spurs swim.
Be careful out of-
Ow!
Ow!
Oliver!
Ow!
Ow!
Oliver!
They saw a turtle in the middle of the road
and decided to turn around and save it.
Oh, I gotta go get a turtle back in.
He's going to get the turtle.
That switch tablet.
Okay, let's see which one.
That's the options I get.
I'm sure which one you got.
NOOOOO!
These poor grasshoppers are holding on as tight as they can.
On here.
This is how loud, though.
These paintballers are getting ready to sprint out into battle.
As soon as they come in, you guys say, you guys say,
BAN!
Thank you for skipping the vid. I didn't tune into the cue film and Sorrow X future.
Give me a hugo, that's not the point though.
I'm nagging you, first words.
Let's go to hell.
They tried to ding down dish their neighbor.
Hey, be gentle with this little girl.
The truck driver radio this truck driver to you tell him a joke
Yeah, what's up? Oh, hey. Shut up.
I think it's what they're going to push us out of here. Okay, here we go. Oh, Chloe.
That looks insane!
She wouldn't stop crying so Dad decided to confuse her.
You're dead Dad.
I need this guy to show up at my next birthday party.
They're so old, I think we've seen that like five years ago.
Chewbacca, could I do an impression of you real quick?
I've worked really long to do this.
Is that okay?
Yeah?
Hey, it's me Chewbacca.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Chello Pasta, Chello Pasta, Chello Pasta.
I think it's the time for some runs, yeah.
I think I'm very pleased with the games now.
I've watched you bring from a little boy into a slightly bigger boy.
Um, real.
I need to open up my programs, on my two programs.
two three
Yeah
What's up
I'll put in some practice first to feel it last time I was weak in a bunch of different ways
DD bunker can I get a welcome to the jungle? Well, this is that is that the blue mix
This makes I didn't do it last because it's it's not like it's bad boosted it
But this mix is um, it's even more bit crushed than usual
So yeah, it's on streaming because a bit right there. It kind of bugs out a little bit
Now I mean it
I guess it's up the video. You'll see it
See like that
It's it's a lot more a bit crushed, but I'll play up there
It's time to catch the air next.
I think it's a place for us though.
Again, anything, anything it feels like it is
Um, I think I had to go to the main menu
This is too fast for early stream though. Yeah, I'll keep it up with you to um
Just to uh
Not doing runs yet. I don't want to exhaust my ears on my brain
Um, nah, I only have a little rank. I think I do like actual normal
actual normal and then
practice like the practice level like the foundation I'll leave to figure out
what is making a loose time as well
like
Um, should be right here, right?
I'll just do this.
Um, yeah, crabbing also, right then.
I
Like like like like like like like like like
My stables are completely out here
Also, I think I need to remove view bumping do I have it on? I think it looks like I have it on
I think it bobbed a little bit, but it's okay.
Okay.
Realistically, right?
Chat.
Realistically, how do I get the pigs to shop from main over here?
Oh, I think it's in the inside.
Oh, the alpha.
Like, yeah, I can bring the block over here,
but to get more though,
because they always had a little,
maybe just like punch a guy like you like this.
I
Learn how to speed bridge and stop crouch bridge speed bridging is a big fundamental mechanic
That can save you a lot of time. No, it's
You need the last 10 runs where I had to I had the bridge anything you're just saying shit because it's making some fancy or whatever
like it just just just just give me one time where people doing has actually been it been
like a difference maker like never like there's so many things I can't prove on there are
or like less time than that, it's like, brother, please.
Dude, fuck off already.
Like, like, why is he doing that?
Yeah, I think he's going to do another one now.
Wait, I just broke gold, is he not?
Guys, am I bugged?
Do you see it?
Wait, is my hatchet broken?
Hold on.
I think it's broken.
What's wrong with it?
Guys, did you see that?
There's a lot of small chat, they're completely broken.
My people will be moderated and I can see it.
Wait, really?
How about making helmets?
It would be the same though.
What?
What's on it?
It's the same thing as the normal runner.
Well, I had maybe a bit more duel, but it's not going to result in perfectes.
It resulted in easier runs.
Wow, that's...
Wait, is that impossible?
Zero blood?
Wait, I don't think I've ever had it before.
Uh, that's what the answer is by the way.
I go like this, I go like that, go down below.
This guy really shouldn't be here, but it's all good.
Go like that, like this, check back up gold.
Back up golden. Split those up. Breach.
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I'm falling out.
Alright, I'm a full lock in there.
It's locked.
Uh oh.
I clutched, I clutched it!
4 dead, under go.
That was great.
My reverse? Wait, my bed on reverse is good though.
one more
yo that'll allow me to get a 4
pretty much a little bit bad but I didn't want to squeeze it so
Uh, push this?
fuck it's a plus 17 way too much but it's a bum
Is it bugging? I think it's kind of bugging right now but it's ok.
Wow, that's just buggy.
Wait, did I? I didn't see it was so close.
That's really really bad. I should be able to do that in the runner.
1-3-1-6-8, 1-3-1-6-8 man.
1-3-1-6-8.
More to the side of that side.
Alright, all done.
6-8.
Bang.
Bang.
Eights.
Let's go to the other room, it's not...
Uh, I can't see.
I think it's just bugged.
Here.
Got here.
Okay.
The bullet in there?
It's not.
So, what's that one?
I need to hold it.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
Right side.
No way, right?
No way, right?
No way, right?
Oh my god, I'm actually, I made it to the goats.
I mean I'm running, I'm dragging my dance killer, that's killer, I mean let me show him the game.
that was good that's actually good but that was that was absolutely good I don't think I made any
bad mistake except for bad bad fucking Portland I almost anything was great in this that was
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One two
Wow, that's minus tenor
okay i'm doing it i'm doing it i'm doing it
i'm gonna miss them again
i'm gonna go and try to i'm just gonna trust it
i forgot my pearls they're bugging out but i'll pick them up
Oh, there is my angle, here's my render, no problem,
there's a way up, there's a way up 100%
there's no way up, I trolled her
interesting
that is deadly, but the bomb
jeez, what the fuck was that?
that's a good throw
Why not?
1-18!
Aw, I don't see any matter to get the bolt to rank, no?
Alright, this is good.
If it was crazy in a real run, this would be like, that would be, that would be it.
Even though it was way ahead, that's GG.
There's nothing, there's nothing to be done here. Like, this is just bullshit.
Like, yeah, it would be GG. That's GG.
Oh I forgot for the practice line even sure it's for my thoughts are dog shit
No problem.
Third block right?
Block three.
No way, lava!
It's okay, I mean it was a tough roll.
It's lag, man.
of
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I've got some training to do.
I haven't been able to watch for a couple of minutes.
I'll set up.
Good to be back.
I'll set up.
are you getting some?
That kind of yeah
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this one is diabolical
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2-10-38
I got it, this is the direction I'm in.
Two pin 38, am I going to the right or am I going to the left?
Welcome to the right.
One more.
my right, so many blocks, 130, that's like two massive throws
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Have the low no
Did it
50 blocks to me and fuck you!
I'll run usually and yeah, my mark is like 60-60 minutes, but I'm trying to be fit in
28
fuck you!
two 1038s
She's in 38.
I'm at, uh, I'd be like one block up there, so...
Does it even matter? I think it does matter.
Thank you for your information.
I think I think I think I think I think I'm on the edge of the block I'm on the edge of the
I think this is a nope something's not right
something's not right
I got banned for posting an asking just wanted to a pop
Something's aright!
I'm not going to change room real quick.
Is all I have?
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm trying to board it but I don't know what the problem is.
I moved four rooms, five rooms.
It's okay, it might be just simple but it's okay, I got it, I got it.
I'm just going to play by eye, I'm just going to eyeball this shit, nope, not really, not
really, fuck it, you guys need it, GG, that's a game, that's a game,
So, I spawn here, right?
Right up down.
Down again.
Like that.
Like that?
Elbow, elbow, jail, down, jail, right.
What?
Okay, that's fucking insane.
Yeah, the spike didn't happen.
So, Admiral Spike, that's, I mean, that's kind of rare, though.
I don't know what that means, cold, cold.
What is, what is cold, cold?
I thought I think it's over.
Oh
The room is part of the wall even if the room is flush it does that I
Mean that's diabolical I'm not gonna lie
Okay.
I mean other than that, I think it was pretty, I think it was good.
I don't know what you said.
I don't know what you said. It's not like a loser to be anything else with you.
It's not like you're making any budget excuses or some shit like that.
I'm doing- I'm advocating to do runs.
I thought that matters.
I don't give up what you say.
You don't agree with the method?
I'm at the computer?
Doing runs.
Why, I have to come back some fucking house.
You have no goals.
You have no way to go.
No way to go to a little bit cat.
Nobody gets a fuck.
You have no motion.
You make the thing move.
You're done fuck.
Yeah, 70 months is crazy. You are my ghost juicer and the welcome to the jungle will be amazing.
If not, it's cool. Maybe next month, excuse me.
It's annoying, my face all the time, it's annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying,
annoying.
fucking god damn I've raised it
Oh you mother sucker
I'm here.
Dude, are they gonna fucking drop?
are we fucking... you know what?
That's why you can only go to the right.
I don't know what to do with it.
Wow.
How did you think I don't know
the decent guy.
I'm here 70 seconds from my
untouchable 1528 bump bump bump
bump bump.
Let's pretend that I did it
But I did it right.
Well I can't do both. I would have to sync my thing and do the both thing.
Hey, let's take a...
I'll have to give me the ball mark.
What was the problem, though?
Like, what was the problem with it?
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Yo, I may have a reek.
Done! Done! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done!
Can't even finish practice rounds.
You are closer to 40 than you are to beating this bloke.
Lock him. We want to see you win.
Lock him down.
of
the
of
Where?
That's a bastion.
Wait, I think it's just parking.
I mean, it's built in every second.
and reset all my fucking god oh man oh man oh my god it's fully up in there
Okay, okay, I need this, okay, it's this, that's this, that's one bed in, in, walk
Wow look at it
No.
One, two.
Oh wow, that's actually good.
That's a quick effort, what?
Drop rates for fucking what?
Holy shit, a drop rate there.
I'm gonna go scanner.
are we fucking
I mean
One is seven
minus three
that's broken
that's intact
we can just send it back in, I need three of the rods
154, 162.
Correction of...
Correction of 150.
One! One! One!
I'm gonna pro hang that 100%.
We're safe.
What about the fires, like these fires are better.
one fifty four I think it's you 30 blocks 30 blocks this way 20 blocks
What do I just do, what do I just do?
What do I do with that, 162, 154.
wait shit went around there
yo yo are we? yeah I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done
oh my god bro
damage is a slow spuck and not a lot of them
Lock in and disarm channel fully locked into the left side a little bit hold it
It's just a subject
But it's like a this is for the effort and so it is like a big part of the runner
There's like post five minutes, so
Was that I maybe post eight post seven
He's going for
Now now
I think that was good, that was good, 4th ended.
I'm acting out like it's right, at least we saw it all go though, 8 minutes, 4th
good I mean a lot problems with that run though but I don't know a lot of things
went so bad though let's give it a go a lot of things were really fucking like
one unlucky or just bad it also that's like an in-game time it's bug it's
It's really funny, so...
I'll do the rampage in pocket.
One.
2, 3, I'll set it back, it's playable because there's no trees.
Playable.
It's playable to me.
Nope.
Playable.
Looks playable.
Bad, but also it's like, it's un-stupid.
stupid no maybe hi looking for a God for you maybe maybe a perhaps a super God
portal god chest my best playable notes no cuz there's no a lot of anything
I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
We're just gonna go see what's up.
You know sometimes you get like really really lucky.
Sometimes I need to get some sticks here though.
Thanks for the many years of content, man.
It's like stables to me housing-
low-key music to die to love her
that they can
blocks blocks blocks
Can I get the gold so we have to absolutely get some uh chess to love
More blocks.
I'm not a guy that is on my line.
I'm going to try to find something to learn.
What if there's a putter?
What if there's a fucking nearby? What if there?
Yo! Stop that!
You better than that. Here, a little reward for you.
Moron's fucking bitch.
Damn, so close yet so far on my GG.
I need enough iron. There's not the iron.
Next.
I ain't have irons so I can mine the bomb gold.
Wow, am I-
Excusier.
Fucking beautiful water for airfers.
Wow, that's not it.
Is that it?
Is it both of them?
Wait, did I get to cheat with them or not?
I was gonna make it, oh wow, that could've been a good one.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's unlucky.
I was looking at my diagram, that's why I was looking at the diagram.
What is this?
Ah, too spiky. Lights.
What? Too spiky, no?
It's got your shafts on it, or both of them.
See the villagers have any forges.
You can scan the forge with the diagram.
The diagram has no white, it means no forge.
There was no whites like in the park.
Over half? Yeah, I agree.
I was just stubborn. I wanted to see if there was both.
I've got enough next. Nope, next. Nope, next.
No trades next. All that seeds are the actual ones that are dodging there.
I don't know why I love that, but just the wrong button.
I mean I need trees man we're all the trees I need to read
I think I saw both, you know?
Use the one that's, use the one that's much old.
Shit.
Happy holidays, man.
And let me say, happy holidays these days.
It's more inclusive.
Everybody's part of that.
I'm looking nobody behind it.
How's that, how's that cringe, how's that, how's that cringe.
Yo, this is New York Christmas, okay, what if I'm, what if I'm monthly or usually,
you don't even know.
Include me. Well, buddy, I don't celebrate Christmas like what what if what if explain it? I'm being nice
Those who don't celebrate it
If everybody in society is gonna have a little break
for the holidays
Right?
It doesn't mean it's Christmas everybody
you're weird cuz if you say you're you're Christian Andy ain't that gonna be nice
everybody that's fucking weird shit how you don't buy by the by the code the
moral code yo you're a weird spot
I'm a Christian, I'm a good Christian, I'm a good Christian, I'm a good Christian,
and I'm going to spew out the biggest fucking hate shit you've ever heard in your life,
like, come on bro, come on bro, like, let's give it a bucket, let's give it a bucket,
Jesus will not be doing that shit, dumb fuck.
Like, let's do the buck and do the A and do the A, I'm not trying to be weird, but other
religions don't do that.
Like, they don't go out of the dosage.
Oh, by the way, happy, happy Hanukkah!
Happy, happy, oh yo, oh yo!
Hey, but I'm guys let them do it. Happy Ramadan or whatever what?
To randoms it to randoms it to randoms are you gonna know never nobody has ever wish me a happy Hanukkah at random nobody
That's crazy that's crazy
That is insane I can't believe you said that
That was a good take, it just mattered. You're mad because you have to be nice for what I'm at.
Out of the entire year, the whole day, you won't be nice and you're mad. That's crazy.
I
Have a little team piece of shit, but if I think it may be saying yo guys out of the inclusive and you can call it
Pigeon that but that's diabolical
So is those were super holy and cool and nice that night I'm not doing that shit
they're both in it
way too spiky yikes
W liftoff QC. Bro that's not even left on it, it's just being a nice person. Like that's insane.
Happy Clam to Fiends. Good luck with the lads.
Could be, could be, could be, could be. Probably a boat though.
Am I right? No way, right?
That was a shaft for real.
if you're such a nice guy, you feel it's so cool. Why is it so hard to be inclusive
10 seconds
Over here it reads with your Christmas over here with your Christmas like that you're not like you're actually not like the fucking
The Christian gangster, but you're not you don't got like that. You're not you don't got like that, but it's insane
Jesus Christ, I'm getting RB'd. I'm getting RB'd it.
Also, Mojang is RB'd me, because where the fuck are the runs at?
What?
Yeah, yeah, but that's not based in belief though.
The number going up doesn't, doesn't, is that anything to do with belief though?
It's a standardized system that's unable, most people agree on one standardized system.
for the Chinese in our religion Chinese is not a religion
I
There could be one here, but I don't I would be very surprised. Nope. No way
Yeah, I mean I hear I hear the shaft in the case of both though
Nope. Nope.
What's it happening here because it's not happy?
No, no, no, no, no.
You're wishing somebody that it's going to be happy.
Not, you're not.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Well, this is an RV.
whether it's an act that society does like their stores are closed and shit on those dates every
text that they are even if it's not the same as you it's not it's holidays because everybody
does that they have to abide by it oh they're not gonna go to the stores close because
it's the holidays, eh?
This is not what it's for.
This is not it, but...
I'm not jittery, so what have we done?
Show me one time where I was jittery and I missed something a little bit.
should you give me an easy evidence
bro you are so mad at me debunk only debunk it just be a nice guy or not
like it's just weird
like he refused to be even partially inclusive
happy holocaust
excuse me
bro really man
anything here is over
grandma says to cashier merry christmas
cashier gets offended and yells at grandma
You are team cashier interesting
But if you yell in public you're probably wrong flat out
It doesn't matter if it could be up. It could be about the fucking the direction of the wind
They could be about
I don't do if says you yell in public. You're wrong. You're weird it like I don't give a shit
There's nothing to be to get mad about that much. You're gonna I'm public
yelling at people like what a weirdo
Like, imagine getting RB'd by random fucking plebs outside, like, random pawns, and you
get triggered when you're yelling like a skit, so, better go on a fucking TikTok montage.
For what reason?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What a fucking bitch!
Fucking bitch
Not in
We got our first boat today. Instead of having any BTs, we get boats.
All boats are good one.
Oh, I think I'm gonna get some...
That's just not it.
We didn't do it neither do they. We did it like ten minutes ago, relax. I'm not getting any bts and he's already won again.
It's us as a Christmas presents
Are we sure to tell them that excuse me says it's not inclusive enough to celebrate Christmas?
buddy buddy buddy buddy if you had gifts and use the make-up is who gives a shit
What is it? Yeah?
It's your experience you can do that with your solar people's experiences are there like
like I don't got it and assume that it was it was your birthday thing how
How did it go? Oh, it was a birthday. Oh, okay boy. Yeah, it was like what a dumb ass
It's true
Yeah
I mean, not long ago, I don't know who you are, but my wife really likes your skills.
You said you can speedrun too, but that is a chat in the room, I can use.
Although, I love you to book it. Nobody's consistent with it, like everybody always picks and choose what part of the fucking book they're gonna fucking be harsh about, like...
Oh god, you guys don't do all this, all you fuck around, it's like a weird, it's a dissapoint, and they're fat as fuck, fucking gluten at the wazoo and whatever, right?
Is that part of the fucking the commandment or whatever? Like if you're gonna act like you have to be super
Vigid about about some you should be rid of all it
Oh, yes.
Why should we have to alter our own traditions and customs in our own country to appease foreigners?
I think it is going to be a strong battle. You have better mechanics than forcing, but he had much more determination.
No, you don't have to. Nobody says you have to. It's a nice thing so that everybody can
have a good time. Like, it's not a big deal. It's not like some crazy end game show you
have to change everything. Say, oh, can you say that? Maybe it's just to be nice.
You want people to enjoy their time as well?
Oh!
Have a nice day!
Where I'm from!
It's not day time!
Fuck it, bitch!
Yo, I don't believe in this!
What?
Where I'm from is it's called daylight!
Fuck you!
Like, what a dumb RV!
It's RV!
That's RV!
That's more harmless than rugby!
You can say a lot about Jesus Christ.
You should think he didn't marry a nine-year-old.
Well, oh my god, bro.
I can't do this, do this.
Okay, have a run.
Have a shut up.
I love that, thank you very much.
Oh don't fucking do that, no don't do that please!
Oh no I might get jumped scared here but I think it'll be fine, it'll be fine.
Okay, it's fine.
Let me just turn it down at least to like maybe four.
I think that's one right?
We're getting fun today. Do I get to go that way? Hold on.
Yeah.
Make sure.
I'm looking like several to me.
Come on, what is that?
Oh
What is love
Hiiii
Bruh, it's tables
I did it! I don't know the mistake of this one.
Please let me be your family name. I know how to beg and I can clean up all the stalagmite
from under your chair and desk. XQC out.
Chat we do not care. We are here to watch a 30 year old man play a children's block
game to beat a certain time not talk about some bullshit I repeat we do not care
it's uh it's one of those weird oceans so it's maybe kind of weird
Nothing's like entryable, I don't think I can play this.
Maybe a network nearby.
Network, maybe?
Looks like a network to me.
Looks like I got to work the meal.
Hey, it's how old would you be when you found out Santa wasn't real?
I found out if he's real.
Oh, man, you can't do nothing.
It's a bug, right?
It's a bug, right?
It's a bug.
Let's find it.
I think it's a little bit behind me, but it is.
I can probably just jump down to it.
I'm lost.
I am Black Santa isn't around anymore. He never responded me.
I
Excuses you have in 96 months that is eight years walking and good luck excuse me now
I don't know if I'm gonna...
I
I should have made a shovel, I should have made a, I guess I'll do that.
I should never reach out to these ones.
They just don't know.
Found it.
I
Missile standard
It was not what I do a double box double box every little box. I'll not do
of
the
death
of
four
I
Need food alone
the
the
the
the
I don't know what to do with my head.
Bruh.
Just so far away.
I'm gonna go in and get something to eat.
Fuck it, I think I need to go, Baba.
I think it is. Just go, brother. Fuck it. It's anywhere here.
I
Can't
Let's show up anyway, if there's a runner.
I need that reset then.
It's corner, block above the bed above it.
Wait, no table.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I end my settings either, and let's do it.
I'm not bad, I just threw what I did earlier, it's not fault.
fucking dude, like please, it's gonna be a two-planet
I'll get bottomed now, I'm gonna get there.
Oh my god, I see it.
So many fucking places to- oh my god.
That's just one side I gotta be in here actually.
of
of
of
of
of
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I had to do it, I had to do it like that because they were being ready.
Like what is he doing?
Drop party over here
You got popular party or not?
I'm gonna get this Vmdog by a hogger
It's Kenny, I'm gonna go check.
Kenny, I'm gonna go check.
Nope.
Ah, I didn't get you, I didn't get you, I'm gonna fuck it.
Still...
I'm not putting them down.
that was a lot of damage she's lost
I'm going to do old school, I'm not doing it.
I think it's worth it, is it?
No, it's not worth it.
and
Yep, I know, bro.
Did he just want to be hiding here, did he just want to be hiding here, why did he,
what happened anyway, he just want to be hiding here didn't he?
I mean it's a lot of food, I mean it's still a bit viable but it's some of this
unnecessary damage in there, it could be a fuck me over I don't think it's gonna
be one anyway just because of the amount of the amount overall I made it tough
Hey, it's just got a call from the retard police. They said they're on their way
And the obvious upon their hundred percent
How's that problem? We're gonna be
Even with backup goal. It's only 18 gold. You're asking for five trades out of 18 gold
That's like the fake cars make a man if I can trace
That's that's that's less than that's less than point one percent chance
You are so close Mr. Cow. I believe. Record tonight code. You have improved. If the stars align the hobos are nice. Let's get it.
Happy holidays Exxon's chat. Hope you all have nice days excusing out.
Why are you so bad?
This is new.
Two perfectly entry.
That's the union fortress beside each other and you still throw.
Bioro, how do you suck so bad?
And you know they got run this longer though.
Hey X, hope you have an amazing Christmas and new years.
Cockity is feeling better also, smiley cat face emoji.
You don't have enough to beat forcing.
Excuse me.
Girls close your ears, this is a question for the boys.
girls are gone. How would you get a small cylinder untucked from a mini M&M's tube filled
with butter and microwave to mash the banana? Any help would be appreciated.
of
Oh, what a nice view.
I use this for blocks and I got my thing yet, I'm sure.
That's very good food, good everything you wish.
6, 19, 24, nope.
6-2-4-1-2 is fucking terrible, but I mean, you never know, right?
Maybe he's gonna be flattering at the top, so it doesn't matter.
Terranion is a big deal, like it really really matters in the end, so.
I get flapped around the way out and on the way in. It's like a massive time-save.
So whatever I waste on this, it's fine.
I mean, this is a risky to go and go left here, but you never know.
Yeah, that's why you don't do that.
It may pierce through though.
It's closed by right side.
It does pierce.
I
Follow him
I don't know where the fortress is at, right?
She's fresh a lot.
I'm just going to free scan for just if it's a good one then I send it.
I can't free scan, I'm fucking middle of the air.
That is it, Sybilis.
You can't see it, it does not look like it was a tupper.
that's just fucking annoying isn't it
Is that even working?
That's too sad. Just for my own safety, just my own, my own, my own fucking, my own mind, mind,
if I'm here, um, middle, and then what? I've done the wrong block, uh, my own sanity. It's...
I mean that was what two blocks up I get it oh man I mean that does not run at 22 22 plus
I mean it's not but then it used to be at least it
But I was there late
I always go for village I was the villains but and I can't find religious
Although I think I took like five years in and then I'm not a forge so can't really do for the village is no forge
Ah, too spiky, isn't it?
Okay, boat.
It's a boat.
7th, last, 8th.
Ah, to reset.
Do you think I find an intrusion in something?
Cause that would be... I could just actually put it on the other side of it.
One... I don't really need three, I think.
Well, food is bad, but if it's- if it's exactly an entry though, they get lucky here.
Technically, I could just farm the- uh, the hogs with lava block- uh, bucket, and I'd instantly be good.
I'm food wizard, and I'm even better than food.
It's better than usual food, you know?
Like a lot of pork.
Again, like six porks.
like right here
I'm gonna dump and fuck him
crevets right here could be entry
we'll have to get hogs in the middle
Big Insta!
Yeah, Alex pancakes. Nope
There's my signature one is in game one and one is the overall
Okay, I picked this up love a bucket scanner
Nothing at 18 nothing at 22
like right now though
there's not a way to get past this spot like
just fuck off about it
It just keeps going up. It just does not stop, does it?
What's that?
I'm getting good votes today though, I'm set up for these but I don't really want to do
those runs that much.
I like when there's a lot of blocks early on, it's better to play.
shaft under
Not even look is it anything but I see what I do it, but it's not like
If it doesn't have a forward I can't run it
Like what do you see me reset a reset of a village, I don't even reset villages
Oh
That's a lot of cool.
Man, there's nothing here that this is like a such a broke-ass boat with a broken handle
done.
excuse me
check on that
what about though
nope
I don't know.
Christmas
Kangaroos
Okay, that's one of them right like a village or some ship out there
Nope. Next.
What's going to happen with all that I just do?
Nope. Next.
Can you live next to me?
That's kind of a legit.
A legit would have been really bad if I did like a three.
Yeah, I know there's one but it's even after I have like a lot of the advice on me
And I guess we'll see him
It's enough right
It's like, whatever, at least level, like, um, all the floating shit.
I'll get one better and a little bit of this.
Yo, all we did is?
Nothing out of the way.
Real maybe?
That's 43.
I mean really?
Jesus Christ wait I don't have it
yeah I don't have it what just happened
What was that about, man? What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, yeah, there's no lava. There's a seat up there, but I mean, this is just sad.
What the fuck was that?
No forge.
Any boats?
Very far away have boats not doing that.
Any bts?
it's far away and it spikes really hard so I would think it's a yeah
level
that's just fucking dumb way too spiky
true
quite true
dude i don't know the same i have this at all
You just have too much, too much, too much fax.
I don't know if I can handle that many fax.
Um, dude, just be humble and try your hardest.
What can I say?
Jesus.
Yo, yo, yo, is this guy modern already?
Mods, do you want to get it?
Do you want to mod this guy?
This guy, he's the only, he only has his fax.
Jesus.
Jesus, what a chatter.
No tracer, but I need a boat.
I'm about to BT. I'm about to BT, yeah.
The Bees are getting rarer chat rarer and rarer.
I think the Bees they look like a match like that. I just want it just kind of sad.
Like where's Mojangli all the BT's at?
I see a lot of solid, can I crack your excusey?
Very well said, no.
No, but I'm good enough.
Alright.
Alright, over here. Nope, over here.
Thomas in, Thomas in. Not so far, but there's a boat.
Half boat, not playing it next. Not playing it next.
What about this one, BT?
Nope, is there a boat maybe perhaps?
Let's check it.
No boat on a lake.
Next, what about this one?
No wood.
Boat though?
Nope, next.
There's woods far away.
I could be, maybe I'm in the BT, I don't know.
Nope, nobody's here, on my right, on my left, that was a little, I think it's a, deep ocean
cold nope it's a shaft
you see it oh where'd you spikey
nothing next no wonder about me yeah these seeds are just sad and an army I
I feel like I didn't even got that fucking boat yet, like what?
Oh my god.
Can't finish it.
Five, one, two, three.
I can only use, I can only use three of them, right?
But eight and missing two.
Not level.
Check, lesson is a total fully done, except you're missing one part.
Hold on, I need to check if I got it.
It's not great but, oh god.
So one, two, three.
bro
yes, kind of awful on my line
And it's loading.
Left so far.
Ohhhhhhhh.
I am going to Yorda for the first time from Australia in two days, check which main line.
Any more blocks?
We know what I think I got this for sure and that is made blocks okay it's a lot of them
Last one down.
Level triple?
I need to do a 100L shape.
Oh, I forgot that it's just this.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Wait, that's not just- oh wait, that's-
I'm being fired at, that can only be one thing.
Uh...
No, not that.
Not that!
That's a bit through the blocks, whatever.
Can't do any inventory.
Dude, he's really gonna...
I
Need to go anything in the portal I
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's fine, it'll touch the ground, but I think I can just go and scoop it up then.
Let's go up and down.
It would be better to go right here on the ground, I think.
I should probably hang backwards.
I think 0-0 is going to be on the... hold on!
Yeah, I think I need to blind it. I agree.
of
of
of
of
I
Got it. It's a chance a good boy
I
I
Know what
800 blocks, that's 2k
I can't even get there, I can add that for like 3 minutes, so that's like so much time
I don't know which one it is, so go backwards.
Hold on.
Hold on
Undo what was the insert or hold the inserting
The only way this is the run is if we if there's water and water explosion again, I'm probably on the good spots relax
And it locks.
Oh no.
I have to bed reset.
50A blocks, 25, 214.
2-5-2-4-10.
I think I should be hitting the side of the core at least.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh my god.
So it's the same angle of a main instead of...
I would have said go main and then hold the 10 angle, which is left.
Very unlucky.
I haven't got that force to defy.
Wow, no way.
Can you wrap the left side from the top?
damn, that would have been close but not at fuck off
Oh my god, you brother.
Really?
Wow, that's over the desk.
I mean
I mean
go to the other side you lazy fucking bitch are we good
What the fuck is that bug?
What the fuck is he doing?
I think it's a death bug.
Oh my god, it hasn't got a good one time.
He hasn't got a good one down.
There you go, go.
I'm going to squeeze it.
I got it.
It's okay, it's whatever.
It's okay, it's okay.
For a blind run, I mean, fuck it, I'll take it.
Generally could have been it though.
Generally could have been it though.
A few more of these, boom. Better, better, better spots, better, a few better things.
Shit, it might be it.
It's good to finish a run though. It's good to finish a run and actually make it go through the finish line.
I'm done with you.
I am genuinely surprised.
Even from hindsight like even how bad the show hold wasn't that is just genuinely fucky that's so fucky
What even was that?
They have to go above right across down and fuck you man, what are you not what like what?
When it's candy up the side as well like fuck you
I think we've got three good ones today. Yeah, I think that was a shot that's why they stand for me.
I don't know how to kill though. I don't think I'm sure.
Dune, I'm on the mollusk.
There's one next to me, I'm pretty sure. Like right here.
Got it.
Got the kill one.
Oh.
Did I forget the top ones?
Ooh, that's really got my muggle eye.
What am I doing here?
What the fuck did I just do?
Are we fucking...
I'm not putting that...
I was thinking about that in my head and I just...
We forgot that if I had to...
Put the tough layers in Jesus Christ.
I mean...
You know what's up to me? Doesn't even matter.
Like, I had to go put a shit when I get to the nether anyway.
I had to get...
I would have had to get more with more food
and a little bit more blocks
and then it just ends up being a worse run of all.
like it's fine
like food and blocks is something that I need to do anyway
Nope. Yes.
Cheers
Cheers for sure
7 foot is good, yeah, it's good.
Uh, yo!
Fucking, I'm getting taller, please.
That was reeeally bad.
And up and up and up and up and up and up.
More wood actually.
I just get an entry level now, sub three with blocked and through this and gold legs
or toes
Right side of this is in your second village if you like it
Yeah right there second village I'm pretty sure
I mean, it's too shallow.
If pancakes, which means that there's more possibilities, there's going to be a cavern
or a network.
All right, well, I was wrong.
Network, where are they going to be?
Network there in the B.
What else we have? What else we have?
Fuck.
Is that legacy?
That's my shadow.
What?
I'll stop being the elitist like you think you know what you're talking about.
Oh my god, reset this to me.
But there's so much time cut to do on 15 minutes.
Like, if everything else is good, it doesn't matter.
Like it doesn't matter.
It doesn't have to be perfect then.
I always wait for the perfect entry and we're gonna get another level point there.
Like food and blocks, like if everything else is decent all the way through with terrain and stuff like that, brother, it gives me like a easy 14.
play how?
I've been able to see it.
we've had three good runs today and none of those were like like stellar
entries or other yeah there's some good structures but a lot of things were like
bad in those runs like a lot of these were close with like under unfavorable
fucking components and that's just a day to
and two of the ones that it were bolt runs which I didn't even think it would do bolt
runs anymore but those two were like actually really good.
VT here would look really nice, but no VT.
Both. Too far to just swing it, right?
Now, the other bashing, the treasure was bat traits.
even even even even if there is gonna be a super up-to-the-battle.
What's really interesting, okay, is that even in a scenario where I get, if it's a
home portal situation that guarantees a bad distance, uh, stronghold, it's guaranteed.
because of the minimal block of generate chat from zero it's gonna be a what like a like a 800 to 1.4 or 1.4 or 2.3
that's really really far away
I want to take it all of its..
I can't kill.
No Kappa.
That's my only chance right there. I saw some purple though.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, at the end right, it's a very far away.
Max distance, is my max going up? Max is 21 there.
Ooh yeah, I don't know about that.
The terrain is pretty shit as well.
This is pretty dog shit by the way.
of
the
I
See
There's a boat there, I can tell.
Very far.
Send it.
Yeah, I agree with a lot of that, this is the thing, the inventory is still shithole.
I agree with that, nothing damaged, but I feel like just playing the game a lot is
the opposite of that.
That's pretty done, but okay.
Maybe under the boat, on the left.
Genre.
Six is not good enough.
Volibee.
Nope.
Here.
Here.
One of you.
Nope, here.
Here.
On the left side, I'd spank you one at the end.
it could be but not like the area here
I have to deal with this.
What should I make the app fuck off there like I'm at
145 if entry is quick I mean it could be decent now I should win for sword
I can yeah I mean we're trying to do matter because we're trying to be
getting enough iron seats they can do a axe for sure
network I don't know there is another one
I'm living a wild guess into this network, huh?
Probably a big guess, it's pretty, uh, likely.
Should we be right there?
Really?
Are we?
Rattles under.
I'm going to steal it now.
Never know.
I miss school right now.
Never know.
I mean, it's Max's instance again, let's just check around for us.
The ring is good.
Many both, you know?
The ring started to suck really bad.
I need like 10 more travels so that would be good.
Okay that's game.
I
Have a nice nice nice
Jesus Christ, I'm like holy shit
if the rain was good off the rip I mean it wouldn't play along but it was just shit
I'm thinking about that scene I guess it was bad all the way through
did he was nice though?
No shot. Really? Maybe both, no?
This looks good to me.
Shots. Unless...
It would never be four down, right?
Was that a mistake?
It was the one that was checked before.
No, the watch has no marks.
Pathboats.
No, there's a grosser there.
Right nearby.
I think I'll be able to get to the base.
right here for vast and back boats
It's something else everything no what the one was by me I need to check it
oh my god that's not it
I genuinely wish that RSG, like, you could play only BTS.
It would make the category somewhat more fun to play, like...
Like right here too much.
Left.
Wait, what?
There's nothing at all.
No, nothing, nothing, text, nothing, both of you.
Nope. Thanks. I don't have to get boats. Nope. Next. Forge. Nope. What is the way I...
maybe
but sunken isn't it
sunken
Where are the beefies in the boats? Did they all just disappear? Like what happened?
Like they just roll.
Any good seeds want to appear?
I'm a trainer.
That's my big deal.
What is that?
I put it here.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
off boats bad one it's something nearby there's no wood though there is but
actually
here
Fuck you full vote but it's an upside down
can't mine it's I said I was gonna do those stress I don't anyway reverse boats I said
I wouldn't that would do those anymore no word not playing it's next
nope next man this is fucking depressing
Hello?
Nah, two day again.
It's a shaft, Wotland.
Maybe both?
Oh, rock.
He's a bulge guy again, he's a good star.
Fuck off.
Zero playables in like three screens, I mean, we're capping him.
Nope, no more there, boat, nope, there's something here, two spiky, maybe boat perhaps?
I mean, I'm just interested in something so let's just check it out, I don't think so.
Wow.
Record beaten before the end of the year.
No!
I reload back then.
Stuck here.
It's fine.
I'm just gonna go to the chunk.
and
I'm gonna find them and they're beating this.
Nothing more, I might as well push her down on the stairs.
Hold on.
146.
No kill anywhere.
I'm gonna go back to the first one.
There. Are you sure there?
No... here? Yep.
I'll take a decent, at least.
fuck off, no way
I'm thinking of a spot measure
I should be thinking about a spotter.
C'mon, let's go, here I come.
C'mon, let's go, here I come.
C'mon, let's go.
And today was like a max luck to max complete the whole shit, but
But I dare
side boat if we get a maybe perhaps
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm not sure if
you can see it.
Okay, I'm- I'm- I'm coming outside, okay.
I'll do buckets.
I'll do like this.
Like that.
What am I doing?
So basically I need to start top chests and I need to have enough seeds to make a iBenefic
axe.
Let's see if we can get the other climbers here.
I forgot pickaxe though. Did I not make one?
That's not gonna work out, I think.
I
Alex
It's wandering. It's like halfway
There's surrender
I'm gonna risk it above them. I'm gonna go in
If you left
That's the right
This is cooked in it.
This is the one that appears, isn't it?
I mean, what the fuck?
We need to make it better here.
Possibly.
It should be visible by now. Yeah, invisible. At 4 minutes it's gonna have whatever, but
we'll see. Oh, no, the ramp is bad. Some f**k ass ramping
Okay, three, set.
Actually...
I fucked my shaders I mean it would be right there are you stupid
I should be right there. I mean I just can't fortune that at what like like ten
What is this terrain did you see it said how to write the notes every sugar I would have gotten better
I'm gonna be the guy there.
No wood though.
Forge.
How long do you think it will take you to be 4th in 6 years?
Oh, poor shit.
Forge, Forge and Gdollan and not enough for a fucking basic start.
Like fuck off.
No woods, side boats, nope.
I killed it the garland we started because the garland didn't get four or more the
I don't know how to get four, there was three in the forge, I mean seven in it.
Not possible.
Not possible, maybe I'll build a bit perhaps.
I know we're doing because of this year. I don't plan to get ahead of you honey.
I
Was that one time you must this guy's guess it's over there. What?
Like what's one time like actual skit so hello
I see him.
Could be, could be.
I'm going to go like this, I'm thinking, brah, like this, like that, and sheers, and we'll
I should have made a boat, if I can do it I can do this instead.
that works but is there an entry though
I have to be in sense, I like to be in sense.
No?
Where?
Where?
Now the chance is network over here. Watch this. The network right here.
Pancake.
oof, not great
What the?
It's all soon party.
Watch this and play with me.
Nothing else.
really good but that's just not that one. I mean I know probably if he's a
not sure I know you're you're like you never played this game before like I
like I know you never finished the game. I don't probably get the cheat to finish the game on easy
Let's see if it works. Okay, you're the last
Imagine a reverse a reverse at 20 chunks that you're branded it
I know you're running like you're your fucking idea fell out of your head it was way back
On the floor you have to be shifting to the bottom, it doesn't matter what you're doing.
Swimming or not you have to be at the bottom, bottom, bottom floor.
You're floating, you're floating, you're mining it slow.
I don't see them.
It's stuck in.
Oh, I think it's just a shaft.
Yeah, it's this fucking stupid dumbass thing right here.
Nope.
Yeah, I got this, this is just another guy, I keep understanding, I keep playing the season.
Orange.
to the right.
Forge.
Take the kelp real quick.
Hopefully I can get the forge here.
I'm playing regardless.
Okay, I'm just going to make a pickaxe.
I think I'm running this, fuck I said it.
A little bit of a lot of food anyway.
All the way.
Bummer!
Six!
Yeah, I mean, send it, fuck it.
You never know, I mean it.
It was right here, right?
What was it there right here?
It has to be.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's alright.
I don't know where they are.
Network broken cave with bullshit.
I don't know, we'll see.
Oh, the champion from the from the generation of the thing is a barber. Thank you.
I think when it when it when it generated the sandstone place so that the cap on top of that
On top of that, just made the cap go out there.
Right?
Yeah, it was, it has to be.
What is this gonna make you think of?
So the cap wants to generate it here.
Right?
The cap wants to be on top of this spot, right?
But it can't even get it under.
So the top layer of sand goes down.
The tip on top of the sand that was gonna be here
goes above.
That's why you have this kelp here.
You get it?
You get it?
I don't think that...
So sand goes down, so sand is not sticky, but gravel is sticky.
So gravel needs to be disrupted to go down.
It's kind of an interesting thing, but if you really think about the way that the world
is created, and how it impacts the things that you see, can you get it?
I'm getting hungry a little bit.
full side boat, nope not by Meta
full boat, send it
not a lot
I hate doing those runs where I start with the wood necks, but I mean, I think they're
still kind of decent though.
It only would be like 20 seconds off the other times because I would be getting blocks
at the extra times.
I don't know. It depends on how good the entry is.
She up left side.
Yeah, this is viable for sure.
Oh, the blue?
Oh, don't tell me to place it.
Ah, chicken.
What's that?
Yeah.
The frozen bags are shaking.
They fear the gaming bollocks.
They know the record is inevitable.
It is only a matter of time
before the Delta claims his place
as the greatest speedrunner.
Money must be transferred.
Please remove this card.
Chickens are getting a lot of retake, yeah, a lot of retake, but now with the potatoes, I don't like to skip potatoes, fuck that.
Welcome to the jungle, chest.
fuck, that's a small damn mastlet than I am
And there, very far away.
Unless there goes crazy on the terrain, but I don't know.
What a bullshit like terrain this is
Going nowhere
I'm already I'm already forcing a fucking a fucking seed. I mean at least give me some stuff a lot like
That was good so it's not right it
Over here
Nobody be here. Jesus Christ. I'm waiting for a 1 to the T please.
Oh, what was that?
What the fuck was that?
I'm actually just stuffed out.
Far votes, not playing it.
I
Think he had a portal to
Our readers after yeah, I mean if I was gonna play our greater that I was in my position, but I didn't do it
I
Don't know I have a good feeling right now
I know this is like I don't even know why why people like
Like I get it like I shooters were like why be in a category whatever so like they can just stand sustain it
If anything is good, but like I don't reason to point the login every day and play just an exact same thing
Yeah, like without any progression or whatever or goal. It's like you just kind of playing the game
I don't mean it's just which is fine. It's just play the game
But if you're just playing the game to play the game, I mean you could play any game
something to do? what was he gonna do?
I left the bottom of the ground, I didn't see the shaft, I'm pretty sure
And the reality is that after about 60 hours, you've seen and done everything that the game can do, like literally everything, right?
Maybe add, maybe it's all over the 80 hours of it, maybe now you're ex-ligin' or whatever?
Then you're finished, I mean, you've done, and you've absolutely finished the entire game in and out, like there's nothing, there's nothing, there's no other...
like the wiggly the wiggly challenge is not it's not cool enough to any of them
then yeah they're just going to work towards just fun is cool sure the trails
are really fun. Gathering potatoes and fucking gather gather 20 kelp at night. Hope nobody
nobody else eluded your kelp. Loot dead robots at night. Are we fucking dead after this? Are
are we showing it?
I feel like it's getting to you on your own.
I mean, I just need in terms of replayability.
I haven't played all day.
Guys, mention forcing one more time maybe. It will be funny this time. Trust me.
With replayability, it's something that you want for your online service game. Like...
You don't need your game to be able to be played for nine hundred hours to begin at the end.
That's just right.
Correct.
It's a live-serious thing.
What?
Not possible right?
This is a shack I'm pretty sure
It's looking at the yellow, I mean it's a super super super curly high quality product
Yeah there's a few great features here in the air but I mean it's very high quality
I don't know why I'm scanning this, this is a fucking village.
But the reality, the reality is this again, if the story of E33 wasn't as good as it
is, people would call, people would dismiss the rest of the game, they would say that
the art is UE5 swap AI. If the game wasn't as attractive, people would be putting the
game off in all the other categories. All the other athletes would put it down there.
It's a factor. It's a factor. I mean, it is UE5 swap. I mean, it is what it is. I
you need to be busy with that.
Like
Look at anybody in the game the boss in the sand area, right?
Where do you think these little like you at foes and you go around and you like going place the place like
That is the definition of a fucking UI UI 5 fucking slot game. I mean, I don't get mad. I don't get mad at me for this
But that's just the reality that's like it's just
static background
Fucking one moving piece. This is an open world like it. I'm able to do you know what it is
it genuinely
looks like one of those
Benchmark that you the download the test if you see I mean no a so you're mad at me that looks like a
100% look at benchmark test
Chef
the next gen of GPUs. Frame AI gen. Look at the shadows of this. Look at the reflect,
Look at the lights, look at the lights, it looks like a tech demo for a friend video.
I mean, we need to get a seat on and play this out, like...
I
I actually yeah, I agree with that a little bit and for sure
We'll go on is a little bit like that. Yeah, but
It actually runs fantastic for it's pretty well done, but yes, I agree to a certain degree
Okay.
To a certain degree, I agree, but with 20,000 fucking added-on things that are like nice-looking,
like, you think about it, it's loaded full of things, I mean, as maybe like 200 times
the amount of detail and props and things around the map and then either of the three
but it's still some UE5 shit.
When do we get a gambler stream?
Gambler, gambler, gambler, can I please get a welcome to the young willex?
No, stop it.
Shot at mark.
Well your magic is you know nothing about gaming but then you play some game that's that's well, well fucking
Oh, it's well received by the public and you start glazing like a cockroach because you never seen anything anything different than that
Because you don't play games. It is what it is. I mean, I'm not stupid
Hey from me brother
I'm top 1% in games played and it lasts like it's like five years combined. What are we talking about?
I
You want this is I you want this is my opinion because you don't agree that's fine
But the reality is that I played a lot more than you do so I don't know
Name one game you finished recently
You think we
And get a new bit
You don't need to finish a game to get a take on it by the way.
You don't need to finish a game to understand and to get a take on the game.
You just don't have to.
Some games, some shit are dog shit up the rip and it's just, yeah this is dog shit.
If you had to finish the game, you're gonna take it, you know what it really is?
We wouldn't even have game awards, you know why?
Because all the fucking journalists don't finish the games.
The people that give the game of the years, they don't finish the games.
It is time to put this to rest.
Happy holidays.
Much love.
It's good to see you have it.
Oh, my, that's embarrassing actually.
We're in last year.
We're in last year.
I'm gonna shoot the chicken, I'm all.
well like like a manager and make me like the standard like even if it means
like a low standard different for like preventing games journalists are the
worse people have
no food though
I need to go away
was ever there i didn't see ya
XQC out
I mean that's gonna bank that's gonna push it
now we're good with this or what I get I get full like straight ahead on bump
downwards okay buddy it's over anyway
Is that a...
It can't be, right, River?
Oh, chef.
There?
like like I wonder what type of person you need you need to be in your
opinion to criticize a game at all like every year I'm at least 12% in
games played in a variety of games if that's not good enough to criticize any
games and I know what the fuck is it what about else what the fuck else do
You need to do this, because there's an inch.
Goblin 44, Goblin 44, Goblin 44, Goblin 44.
XQC, I am a house music producer and DJ and was wondering what your favorite genre is and artists are.
I don't know actually these days not much you didn't get excited I feel like over the years I mean
Oh, yeah, I mean, I look at it, it's the medium I look at the other years as well as
I thought it was gonna be you
See you just thank you because you're not I mean
What was that?
Religious mad
We'll get early entry right here on this for us, perhaps.
Probably a network.
I think I fooled myself though.
Oh, that was wrong.
Potatoes are the superior vegetable of the past.
Four pancakes, like, really?
Like, are we good at this?
I mean, there's a weird spike, but I mean, it's like a spider's-
So, as my mom said, stay up past 10 p.m.
I think he's there.
It's a floor chest.
Or both, right?
I have one super worth of materials in there um nope 754 that's 120 120 over on 30 10 10
Now they can't perform monsters in any green 30s.
Ahhhh!
That was a...
That was a... that was a Fortress.
Yeah
Today we're all like we're friends yet for sure
No more
Just getting bad season out on
What are your thoughts on Mojang's strategy for updating Minecraft?
Do you think they intentionally don't update it much because the games in a good place
or do you think they are amazing?
There's complacent really.
You're giving me a lot of arguments for updating it, but you're giving me a lot of
for not getting it, right?
So it's like,
why bother?
Definitely a lot of complacency there for sure,
for sure, for sure, for sure.
they can be a lot more to do like after like in terms of like yeah people make
their own stories and don't like mod packs and shit like that sometimes like
they also have like a lot of like a dragon they can be a lot more afterwards
or other bosses they can go towards that is it just over with the warden
the world is a wither like just that's just bring it
the people at which this doesn't appeal they would ever affect them because
they don't do that so how they know how they even care that there's five
I have more bosses in progression after the Indiana Dragon, how do they know?
How could they possibly attack them?
They doesn't.
If they do that what, it gives them more, so it's like free.
They choose to do nothing, I mean.
I'm out of the street, go straight down I think this is over though Network
I'm gonna go back.
Looks like it.
Almost five years, Mr. Cap.
Thank you for always putting a smile on my face when I watch.
Much love and best with look on runs you can do with bobbos excuse the L.
What's going on?
51 months.
But why is there light here? There's no other.
Oh, that is so late.
Last area.
That's it.
fuck man, it was a good run though
every other raid we have to take those calls, do the stuff at all
normally you get 1 per day at most, 3 is like 3 is like a blessing
I'm trying.
Okay.
You sure?
Oh, stop that.
Jesus Christ, what's going on?
What's he doing here today now?
I mean there's no uh I don't think we could run it's limit
There's no way
Let's see.
One forty nine.
Maybe right here.
Nope.
Nope.
I think it's here.
Nope.
I have to go full stand on one spot.
So dumb dude, I can't even get fucking crevasses now dude, this is insane man.
What the fuck was that?
You have to beat again
Are we that out of this
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Place place place
nice oh goody is there right there brother brother I will do it for you next time buddy buddy buddy
well you only just fill in out my head like I'm fucking cooked like I'm cooked like it's it's
gonna be like zero like
Okay, the hell here it is.
What the fuck did I just watch?
compared to this one from the last world.
the people should have to add in lots of 100k Christmas giveaway in his hometown.
Oh good. You may as well get some sort of a vendor wire.
Very interesting.
But I know the context though, I know what you're doing.
Oh, thank you the cops
Well, I don't know what you're doing. I'm out of your adventures
Oh, thank you
I'll make this video to let everyone know I've been shivering on cake for the past few days and I just got banned
I think you would really enjoy it you have been there for watching home alone
anyway what else we got this
this. Um, hold on this. So, like, we'll add this. We saw this, saw that. I think it
something good PayPal that's a me
filtering Scientology's church of
spiritual technology fortified with
spiked fences infrared cameras and
rumor to be a labor camp holding the
leader of Scientology's why they're
watching this little prisoner and I'll
also be in filtering their HQ in
Los Angeles
I don't know what else we got.
Chat, the food is upstairs.
All, all.
What?
What?
This one
Did you notice that difference? I deliberately picked some without dinosaurs because that's not what this is
Is that CG?
It's not about CGI. It's about a deeper level of immersion, a deeper feeling of realness and vividness that is so often missing today.
I mean look at this movie this was shot in 1959 yet it still feels like you could
step right into the frame and I love that you know watching the Lord of the Rings
made me want to visit New Zealand the same rugged landscapes but the hobbits
not so much that is so awful and I know complaining about modern movies
looking kind of bland or fake isn't exactly the most original thing to do, and you might
already be thinking, well, that's just because of digital cinematography.
It's just bad color grading, bad lighting, and also bad CGI, actually.
And you're right, these are all definitely relevant to the discussion, but they're
also just technical elements that in themselves don't fully explain the essence of this
problem.
felt like I had to be deeper philosophical and psychological mechanisms at play here, like
some sort of first principles of cinematic reality and our immersion in it. And I figured that if
we truly want to tackle this issue once and for all, then we need to understand those as well.
Perseveralism, dude! First to very briefly define the obvious.
Yo, I get the answer to you. You got the answer to you?
In inception, you create the world of the dream.
We bring the subject into that dream.
Yeah, I just wanted to...
Subconscious. Yeah, I was just...
I was going back through some older movies that I remember feeling highly immersive.
Yeah.
That I remember having this kind of perceptual realism.
What? That's a good video.
The image is often in focus.
And how frequently they filmed from a distance.
All right. All right.
Your mechanism of action at a distance. Yeah, I got to do it.
This implies to my mind. This feels like a natural work.
Einstein's argument was so simple and his talk so short that people didn't know what to make of it.
One audience member said,
All right then, what's left in it? What's left in it?
Don't you understand it? Was that one of the good things?
That's just stupid of me, I get it, but maybe if you...
This is the do-
Okay, I'll tell you a bunch of links and we'll see what else is in here.
I tried watching the UPS video earlier, like I told you in the down below, how much
let me tell you?
Like, what am I watching it?
go back into the vod and you look at the chat like
oh yeah we saw the end of this right
it's not a crap to get on thank you
it's not it's not it's not the end of it
I'm actually not here I'll unplug in this
Boom. Boom. Actually annoying. I, I'm, I, we're watching fucking here.
Welcome to the Jungle XQCL. Watch. I think my website is probably just cold.
You're watching, um, XQCL.
You're watching them.
officers from the Jersey County Sheriff's Office in Illinois respond to a routine traffic
crash report. What the officers don't know is they're about to be subject to a hoax sparking
a larger investigation that turns this into anything but routine.
There is a gunman's vehicle. Okay. Can I get up for you? I'll hop out. I'll get it.
Okay. Is it a little console? Is that a console? Okay. Yeah. And there is a loaded
shell on there too. Okay. Are you okay? I am fine. Are you with her? Yeah. See this?
He was in the passenger seat and we were arguing and I ran into the bridge and it's my bad.
You said you were what?
I was strong.
Okay.
I ran into the bridge.
Where are you in?
It's my bad.
Okay.
Okay.
How much are you drinking?
Probably two beers and three shots.
Okay.
It's the moment right here.
You had two beers, three shots, so you want to take a couple of tests?
I don't really.
I'd rather just have a blood test.
That's okay.
Okay.
You want to take a PBT here?
A preliminary blood test?
I mean, it's up to you. I'm just gonna ask you, you know, the text will just determine whether, you know, you're good.
I don't want to do this in my life. I just...
Oh, man, I love these guys.
No, no, no.
He's got a job to do, Kyle. We all have jobs to do, brother.
I don't know. I can't really find a job.
What's up to you?
Come on.
Kyle, stop!
We've got jobs to do Kyle. It's part of it. All right
Because of me
Now we have a job to do you wreck she admits that she's been drinking she said she's drunk
You need medical attention for your knee
That's up to you you don't want to take preliminary drug tests or you want to do any of the tests well
I am very uncoordinated
You're just gonna stand there, yeah, do you want to go to jail for obstructing?
No, that's about where you're going to.
Move on down the road, please move on down the road for me.
Justice.
Kyle.
Should I go to jail?
No.
Kyle.
Okay.
So what are you going to do?
You're either going to have to calm down or put you in the back of a car, okay?
There's two things.
Kyle, stop.
Tell him one.
Well, he's not going to tell me I'm in charge.
What car, brother?
Kyle.
I love it.
I understand that, Kyle.
Stop.
Disrespecting my wife.
I'm not disrespecting her.
I'm treating her very nicely.
Fuck, I'm going to go back here for a minute.
Give me just a second.
This gentleman, one of these gentlemen said he was driving.
He was behind the wheel and I really got here.
But I don't know if he pulled it off the bridge.
OK.
That's what Sally's getting at.
She's sitting on the driver's seat.
She's willing to take a hit from him.
I'm just letting you know.
This new information about who is actually driving
will eventually lead this case to completely turn
on its head.
For now, though, the officer continues
with the horizontal gaze nystagmus test, which
checks for jerky eye movement.
It's just you're gonna stand up with your hands,
your hands at your side, take the other,
and just follow my finger with your eyes,
and your eyes only don't move your head, do you understand?
Yeah, okay.
Don't move your head, just your eyes.
What was that, two checkers?
God damn it, he's not my wife.
He's not Dean Marijuana.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
He's being very respectful, Kyle.
Yes, sir, he is.
Okay.
He hasn't got nothing to do.
You got to conduct some tests.
What are you doing?
You don't want to take any of the other tests?
A walk-in turn or the one leg stand?
I am not coordinating on that.
And then what about a pulmonary breath test?
It's not a mystical accord.
Just kind of help a better judge where you're at.
I can't breathe very well anyway.
So here's what's going to happen.
I'm in tomorrow.
I'm going to place an address for DUI right now.
Sixty-six months.
You're being cooperated.
I'm not even confident.
I'm just going to get back to you in the car.
And then we're going to go from there, OK?
OK.
Let's go back here.
Is there any blanket on a little plop of a cigarette?
Yeah, if you want to smoke a cigarette, yeah.
you do you? Nothing in your pockets? Okay. No. Here. This will make sure you have no weapons or nothing.
I know. Damn it, dude. Kyle, stop! What do you want me to do? Are you serious? You have
any idea how many times have I stood up for both of you? I'm just walking up to get up and try it.
You didn't smoke a whole cigarette, really? Come on, man. Why? Why? Because she's inventing
She's been drinking.
She said that she's intoxicated.
We've all been drinking.
Hey.
We've all been drinking.
No, I've all been drinking.
But the trial, Kyle.
Sure.
I f***ed up.
Hey.
Do you think we f***ed up on purpose?
No, I know you didn't.
I f***ed up.
It's fine.
Stop.
69 love, sex, human.
No, sir.
She was not in the vehicle.
And then he got out, walked into the woods,
went to the bathroom, came back,
just came for all I'm done.
She come out of nowhere.
What do you want me to do?
Everything's on body camera. It's not like you can hide anything.
You're gonna arrest my wife?
Yeah, I am.
Seriously, I'm gonna get your purse.
Yes, I'm gonna arrest your wife.
Are you kidding me, Jones?
Hey!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Stop!
How are you fucking kidding me?
Stop!
I'm down in second law school!
Decker, this is not cool.
Well, this is how it's gonna go.
No, this is how it's gonna go.
This is how it's going.
No, this is not how it's gonna go.
Listen to me right now. This is a bad situation, but you're gonna wake up tomorrow, and you're gonna realize
It's not as bad as it can be nobody's hurt your trucks tore up and she's getting arrested for DUI
That's the way it's gonna go. We'll realize it wasn't that bad remember whenever you used to trace me
as a child
child
Then back out of my personal space
I'm not on my face!
Get out of my personal face!
Right now, I'm not going to ask you this!
Get out of my face!
Get out of my face!
Hey! Kyle! Get out of my face!
I'm not going to ask you this!
Oh my...
You're not going to intimidate me!
Kyle, stop doing this!
They dick you!
What the fuck, Kyle?
Stop!
Why?
I quit resisting!
Stop!
What did I do?
So stupid!
Stop!
What did I do?
Stop!
What did I do, Kyle?
What did I do?
What did I do?
I told you twice.
Three times get out of my face.
I did not do any of that.
You're not going to get in my face.
What did I do?
What did I ask you to do, Kyle?
Justin!
What did I ask you to do, sir?
Get out of my face.
Justin, give us your arm.
Give me your arm the other arm
Taser deployed is two times that is subject in custody. I got pro on me. I got
I think I don't know well Kyle I gave you absolutely every opportunity to get out of my face
Well you were and I asked you three times get off me. I told you walk away. I told you walk away
I told you walk away
Didn't have to go like this
He tried to assault me when I was a child.
We're past that.
OK?
We're not doing that.
OK.
He was assaulting me as a child.
OK.
Let's do it.
After thorough investigation and speaking
to multiple witnesses, officers
have enough evidence to believe that Kyle was actually
the one driving the vehicle.
And his wife took the fall for him.
Two days after the incident, officers now
attempt to get both Kyle and his wife
to admit that's what happened.
You know why you're here and why I'm starting this?
I'm the one here, yes, I'm the one.
So the law says if I want to talk to you
and ask you a question, which I do right now,
and you're in custody,
you have to advise your rights,
make sure you understand what those rights are
and talk to you.
And I'm always a straight shearer.
I'm a straight shearer.
You really want to drive in the other night.
Plot twist.
Don't say anything.
I want to be able to talk to you about it, okay?
And I'm going to ask you to be straight and honest with us.
The reason I know that is I'm not three,
and it saves us the people we're talking to.
And I'm about to go talk to your wife
And she's going to tell me the truth because I know she won't want to me.
Nor do I expect you to lie to me. You're getting out of here.
I'm going to let you post bond,
but we're going to finish up the investigation at this stage.
I can't get blood from you to know that you were intoxicated. Okay.
But what the worst part of it is,
is what you guys did is committed an obstruction,
which is yet another damn charge. Okay.
I expect when I talk to Courtney,
that she's going to take the blame for this somehow.
I expect you guys got worried and got scared about what would happen to you if you got another
DUI.
But, bro, two wrongs don't make a right.
They don't.
And it's not how you guys are made.
You're not people that are going to lie to the police.
You're not a person who's going to resist the police.
You and I mean you're talking straight.
I'm not going to.
I have a plan to work on it.
Which means I can't ask you questions and I'm not going to unless you really
want to talk to me.
You've got to pull your head out of your ass and you've got to slow your drinking and you've
got to get your head together and so does she.
Because this is not the people you are.
I already don't.
I promise.
Okay.
Okay.
Well I'm going to be pulling for you and we'll do what we can to help you with that
because you're good, decent, members of the community and you've got a business
and your respect for that and all that kind of stuff.
What I'd like to do is talk to you and ask you to do what actually happened in order
to do what happened.
I love my DIYs community.
If you're willing to talk to me, if you're not, that's fine too.
If possible, I'd like my wife and I to have an attorney president if that's okay.
That's fine.
Okay.
With no luck of getting Kyle to admit, the officer now speaks to his wife Courtney.
You know, I'm back here.
What?
To get you to tell me the truth.
I'm gonna give you one chance.
I got a witness in the Trump lobby, and we got another one to make a statement.
I know that you're, um, wanting to protect your husband and his job,
and there's CDL and all the other things go with it, but you taking a DUI is not the way to do that.
If you let the hole get deeper and deeper, it's going to get deeper and deeper.
And you weren't even there. Why in God's name would you take a DUI?
That's crazy. What are you doing? The potential charge, I'll have to look at it.
It's an obstruction charge for filing false reports.
He's already got two felony, so I'm not going to allow you to take a DUI conviction
When you weren't freaking driving although I expect you drove down there to save the ass and you're deep am I right?
This is my brain energy drive
Okay, that's good. Then we know you're lips. She's not just panicked. That'll happen
Yeah, and we won't put any charges today. We'll investigate and see where it goes
You need to quit taking lumps for him. Did he ask you to get in the truck or did you?
I'm always trying to protect him, aren't you?
It's just better to get it out in the open,
be straight about it now.
I appreciate being honest with you when I press you.
Courtney later told officers the whole story
from start to finish.
She stated her and Kyle were both at a bar,
drinking alcohol.
They left with Kyle driving and Courtney as the passenger.
Due to Kyle swerving while driving,
Courtney told him to let him drive.
He quote wasn't having it,
so Courtney insisted on getting out of the vehicle
and started to pick her up.
However, her mother informed her of Kyle's crash, which resulted in Courtney being dropped
off at the scene by her mother and pushing Kyle to the side.
While she got in the driver's seat, officers then arrived and she took the blame as seen
in the body cam footage.
Courtney was ultimately charged with driving under the influence, failure to reduce speed
and improper lane usage, and Kyle was charged with obstructing a peace officer, aggravated
assault, and resisting a peace officer resulting in injury.
However, these are the original charges.
The husband was likely reassigned the DUI charge as well as the traffic infractions and
both were likely given an obstruction charge.
They are innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law.
Why does love me?
People do stupid things, not romantic, just stupid.
The moment you lie to protect-
It's not L-Wife, it's not L-Wife.
If you, when you commit a crime, you are the L-husband, automatically.
Don't put anybody in the position where they have to do something that makes an L-W.
You already are the L, little buddy.
You're fucking weird.
that you didn't think that that's, like that's just odd.
You make a scenario happen,
you're responsible for anything else that happens.
Like, you say L, L bum, L fucking low life, L boulder,
L bull, guys, guys, bulls fuck.
She's a dumbest, stupid fucking dumb ass, okay?
Cause one, he's going nowhere,
she's a bum ass bitch.
And 101 doggies.
Oh yeah.
That's about my man on that
Yo, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, make me a VPN. I'm just about to where I
Don't know. I can do it a day. Let me check
I said, uh, yo, yo, oh my god, my gingers are loaded
Said yo
Does you get on the court and cookers and beats a Friday?
I get more than two people in my party or just two mags.
It's still the beginnings, you know?
It's not as if this is the first I'm saying right now.
Whoa easy, easy there Tigers, hold on.
Let me find a campfire.
very interesting you caved in it yo even movement skating there's no way first
an expert that game of the year slop at part three
Jesus
big L
Very interesting.
I mean Shudder, Shudder said he would play if he got a game of the year, no?
Nice playing.
People actually think I was degrading their game.
I don't know about the DLC.
You have to go back home.
Do you have a band-aid pill?
Do you want my haircut?
Do you have me a haircut in a couple of days for sure?
At least, table by now.
It's not good.
All right.
What should we play or watch?
What is this video?
No, not that.
Check this out.
Toyota built this robotic chair that can actually go upstairs to help more people get around.
It's called the Walk Me chair and it's designed to help people who have trouble walking move
freely even on stairs.
So it uses electric motors in each of these four legs and it has a smart stabilization
system so it stays balanced even when the ground isn't.
So yeah, Toyota's not just building cars anymore, they're making mobility solutions
for everyone.
Check this out.
Tota built this robot.
Hey, um, looks like you're watching this, could you maybe?
We're officially banning snow.
You know, we do control the weather.
They didn't want me to say it, but we control it.
Building random lines in Minecraft and seeing what song it gives me in Spotify.
I actually never done this before, so let's see what I get.
Can't the future just wait?
Can't the deadlines come fashionably late like a push of a button?
That's not something I can't do, huh?
Okay, come on, bro. Why am I so short? I'm so tired of getting so silly.
Yes.
Anyway.
Uh, uh, I had that one of you. Please don't scroll. I'm just trying to become a big
Why is it always like this, why is it always like this, every day it's the same thing, it's
fucking you scroll and it gives you this like a, I'm trying to go viral, Andy shit, it's
just odd.
Not right now I'm playing that right now.
Yeah, I don't think some music you know, but
I mean by myself
My five was buffet boys are
Another one of you another one of you
Yeah, I'll bitrate.
Let's see how it was, a little dirt.
Word.
Blackboard Max.
Make it sound like I got you.
That's a classic classic, yeah.
Oh, it's terrible.
That one's gonna suck, son.
That one is one of them.
Oh, that is my height level, I like this one then.
Alright, stall in there.
Okay.
I like one.
Oh, is that?
Oh dude, we played it a bunch of times in this game. I clapped this game so hard.
I get it, you're not gonna get it because the case was playing it, but I played it much
times.
Almost.
It's not working.
What about that?
There's someone else!
She says that she won't leave, that I'm not there for her.
There's another guy.
That's what I asked you, Pete.
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
Oh, yeah, this is it is so fire
All right, how's that funny? How is that not funny?
I fear for your sense of humor or overall state of mind if you know that it's funny.
That is so funny.
Like what?
It's so funny.
You see that's not funny.
That's just not funny at all.
That's just not funny at all.
That's just not funny at all.
That's just not funny at all.
Yeah, there's some dog shit, AI garbage.
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front minus 90% 90% off the battle front yo that's a fucking that's a steel
that's that is a fucking steamer same one holy steel
talk about the percent yes that's gonna whatever
Do you have a full minus 4%?
Go, Tsushima, minus 4% very nice
Yeah, I mean there's some there's some deals in here I guess
All right, what else
My 3%
How did they see me?
How did they see me?
How did they see me?
How did they see me?
29.
Wait!
Brother, you're cheating!
How did they see me?
How did they see me?
Wait!
It's true. Good one.
Quiet walks and spending time with his family Arthur had a younger brother named Lundy as Arthur grew older
He began forgetting things more often Lundy helped whenever he could though deep down
He worried about his brother Arthur lived a peaceful life until one day a man named Kyle Butler approached him asking for the Lord's guidance
Arthur was overjoyed to help he invited Kyle into his home for Thanksgiving
But Kyle began oh, I know I said Arthur's belongings
He even opened a jar of ashes searching for money Arthur was furious when Kyle explained his financial struggles Arthur suffered
He understood he forgave Arthur had a 15 year old daughter named Rebecca
Despite being a grown man, Kyle tried to take advantage of her.
Arthur's wife saw this but out of her gentle nature, the same kindness that defined Arthur.
She chose to forgive him, hoping mercy would put an end to it.
Arthur's own son, however, was a nightmare.
He smashed windshields, broke things around the house, complained about the food at Thanksgiving.
Arthur gently asked him to be grateful.
The son refused, then Kyle intervened.
Kyle grabbed Arthur by the collar and threatened him and the family, demanding better food
next time.
Arthur was terrified, Kyle warned him, and left.
Arthur thought that was the end of it, it wasn't.
One evening, Arthur was out with his grandchildren, trying to enjoy a quiet moment.
That's not what I remember it.
Chad, Chad, so I realized, Chad, this actor is never the good guy.
I don't know what movie he's in.
He's always a guy who looks and acts nice and he's the fuckhead in the end.
They never set him up to be the good guy ever.
Never.
Give me a movie where he's acting as though a good guy.
And her stellar.
Arthur walked out of the station.
Yeah, but we don't know because
Interstellar Chosen isn't out yet.
We don't know, we don't know, we can't know.
But he did something, he was gone.
How did we know he was in the bad guy?
There's no proof of it.
He could have been the bad guy
when he was gone outside.
The police can't help me, Arthur thought.
Dexter won't leave me alone.
So Arthur made a choice.
He packed his things and decided to leave town.
But Dexter wasn't finished.
He tracked Arthur down, kidnapped him,
threatened his for money.
When Dexter realized Arthur had nothing,
he killed him, dismembered him
and threw his body into the ocean.
Arthur's final thought was not anger,
But mercy may God forgive this soul now Arthur Mitchell's family still looks up whenever headlights appear hoping it's him
Rest in peace. Are there any someone?
No, they always said it's got they always said him up to deal weird. Come on, bro
Madara Uchiha was
It was a good guy and it's called show way back. Well, I believe you
I'm just gonna tell you how to set him up with these days, you know?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, she gets slapped, right?
I'm down to do? I don't think he could pay me to play the game, man.
where everything feels there's a lot to car
I've seen it ventures of every kind the horn the wing it those with translucent
skin yeah I'll be on my place
of the
of the
This place is perfect together. Acting human is not that difficult. We've been able to
blend in thanks to this.
Even hell yeah man.
It was alright with the hell yeah.
Try hard seven.
Aw what was that?
I'll just stop it off.
Alright.
XQCL.
I'll probably play that again.
Yeah, I'll play this.
Play that, play that, that's nice.
Oh, that is...
What was that?
Okay, let's do some dog shit.
I'm playing Rock of the Game. I like Rock of the Game. I'm playing Rock of the Game.
I'm not going to be wrong, but I'm going to be up for that.
We're seeing the Music God. I want to make some music, low key, but...
Yo, you think you're going to finish some of the games you're going to be voting for in the next game awards, unlike past years?
Set up the Discord for InstaReals, BTW, by Mass.
Okay, well know the other because you're your disrespectful Andy fuck you suck my fucking boss pussy bitch
Okay, let me see let me see this here. Let me look at my old project. Maybe I'll get inspired. Maybe I'll get inspired
Maybe I'll all offer some inspiration in the bag
I
Then I'll put some of your legends in okay
Oh, oh, that's no
Yeah, but yeah, but he said no to the senator to the end though like really
Jesus man, I'm just going your lead man
I'm playing for that then because I don't know how to do I don't want to do I don't
know how to do I I feel like doing everything which ends up in doing in the ring is that
I'm gonna be stuck at it.
Play a scary game.
Um, not a good scary game, though.
Um, yeah, I do ranked, unfortunately.
Who doesn't like a good League of Legends belt?
Oh also what even happened to my things?
Is it bugged?
I'm killing all your fuckers.
You know I'm killing, fuck it.
This is a good gamer.
Yo, that one looks more...
I'll put it on your mind.
Oh, I'll just give up.
The game is fun, but I feel like when you die in a bad spot,
it can fuck your entire run.
I just suck, Loki.
How do you put a thing on the left back in?
All my files, all my shit on the left side, how do you put that in?
Oh shit here we go again. DJ Tonell about to paint out eardrums.
It is time for Gene Paul to make a return epic storyline arc on a new server.
of the mixer. I don't know what the mixer is. This? Aha. How do you make a Christmas
song? Wait, hold on. Guys, that's what I do. Wait, wait, wait. Ah, yo. Christmas songs,
That's what I do.
That's my thing.
Like, ten and a...
So, yo, okay, okay, okay.
I can do a tutorial on that point
because I'm the guy who does that.
98 months soon.
This is my field.
First, you get a Sakura, 100%.
You know the volumes, which doesn't die yet, right?
And you go to presets
and you get yourself a nice dreams bank
and you get yourself a...
I'll have some keys.
Dude!
I think we got a hit right here, Tratt.
Tratt, I've been learning Smulder, so I just picked Smulder, and I've been trying to learn
it because I feel like there's no point playing this game if I don't enjoy it, and I need
to learn new characters as I'm finding Emily and Schmulder. Not this, maybe P.
I need some little bells, I need some little bells, some like, um, I mean, yeah, I mean
This needs a bell, so everybody knows the...
Yeah.
Bell.
Well, no chat, chat, chat. What is this? I mean, chat, chat. It was...
Bing, bing, bing. What is that?
There'd be some...
A triangle!
I think she's a little bit opy. Also, I don't want to play against it.
That's a good one.
Yo Chad, that's aura.
you
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Six months I'm still no welcome to the jungle that was devil
So bitch yo now what you fucking bitch yo now you're not gonna harass you fucking pussy
Uh oh, that was scandal, did you, did you, did you.
Let me fix my camera.
Yo, gimme that, yummy!
Yo, give me that ass. Give me that right now. I'm gonna hit the bell, you'll see him.
Nice try though. So pretty cool
Yo, you suck it you suck it actually I wish you sucked it
Let's do
So fucking awful
I'm trying to check the ship everything or not!
Yeah, is it right?
I fly like a birdie, yeah?
Oh no, he didn't have to kill me earlier, right?
Wait, is this medicine?
We're not able to save the right?
We're not able to have done this with the bullshitter.
Yo, but imagine though, try to imagine the amount of crack that the employee that
made Renata must have been on it when making that character.
I mean, that's biblical.
We're talking about a movie here.
That's that's so much crack. That's what we're talking about. We're talking about tons of that shit. That's that's the yeah, respect that
That's cinema
I'm at 86 not about it. I think I'm gonna be there
Oh, that was nice, you got to admit.
What I get what is together
Yeah, I mean you might watch the one again. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say how it is. I mean
I don't want to be rude, but this guy is just showing the game.
He is so bad.
He does all thing nothing every time.
What is he doing?
I mean, that's just sad.
It's okay, I won't win anyway.
This was worth it in the money.
I don't think it matters that much though.
Ooooooh!
It's all good.
You're giving me the back end, yo yo yo, pin yourself up buddy.
How much is that?
One ten at two minutes?
I don't know about that.
I need to play in small to the best of a little bit offline here.
I don't think it's really hard to play, but I mean, I'll be able to do...
The simple running right now is like, um...
This is a classic support, like mechanics.
This then seems like you can only do spells or only play as character.
Like, it's like a very common thing at this rating.
Is he playing his spells or playing his body?
He can't play the blow for a gunman.
I wonder when he's doing spells, he doesn't move, he's stuck in his head a little bit.
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Come on man
I mean, I'm big, I mean, it gives you the knowledge, I mean, I'm cooking.
He's going to render the circle down below if it's not blinded so...
Yeah, he was just on the golden side
I
Wish but but are you you can't yo
No!
That was fun.
yo yo it's just it's just that the
content that if you cue a game of this
gamer you play the fucking video gamer
don't feed him go like I'll go next
no I don't give a fuck you cue a game
you finish it all the way finish your
games but puppy
No, this is not the LCS this is not this is not the world
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Dude, you're done. I shut up bitch. I
Mean facts I
Would have never gotten that kill what any of it if I if I was playing for striking
At least I admit it I would have never any kills if I was running for strike it say
This is a good wave. This is a wave for bad for one, but then good for two. It's a crushing wave.
The wave stacks, it's not shaved, it pushes in, and it's double stacks and it crashes.
It's not fantastic, I would have better have it get away, but look, it crashes now, now it reverses.
Another guy doesn't know how wave control works.
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So mad I mean you're getting fucking roll. What's he where come on? Oh
Come on fuck it
Right.
Really man, we're trying to do two of these, man.
Really?
Yes.
That is a present.
That's good.
That's good.
We'll do that.
We'll do that.
Oh, like that.
freeze dex
No, go go. Hello
What is it he's a lock in he needs to lock it locked into the game it become the setup
like Jesus Christ man he's not like at all.
Look at bitch
I didn't have that one
I mean, yeah, you're a noob. It's all good. How would I get the range I get that kill? We don't do
What is he dying to?
Oops.
I'm after E. I mean, just stop lagging. Please stop lagging.
Hopefully a new blood.
oof oof oof oof
I'm gonna go this yeah, fuck it
I mean that's fine
It makes sure that we get some gold in this guy because it's going to make him out of gold.
I'm going on billing disk. I'm billing disk. I make you think I'm going to go fucking,
I'm going to go BT, bait it in. I go fucking disk bitch.
I
Curve the bullet I curve the bullets like a movie I curve the bullet sideways bitch that's what the fuck I do
That's what the fuck I use that bullet anyway fucking sideways bitch
When I get a kill, my ulti cooldown goes way down there.
And you kill it all, like, it's genius in skrider.
Like, in skrider, if a bomb is there and her ult is in the jump, I fast enough that you want to use it in a good spot.
Now you can stand the ulti.
Ah, he'll stay, he'll stay.
Put a ward down buster.
Oh, I like that.
What's up, you good?
What's up, you fucking bitch?
You shit on the wire.
You dog shit with the game.
Fucking Nuba.
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Have a thought about the first two shots coming in I was gonna die there
I don't like go next I think I'm a dark artist know an opportunity
maybe IE maybe just straight maybe just straight Marapena
just get doing it anyway
okay, I mean that's fine, I'm on the B
okay, I guess
I don't think I did this easier angle to do there either either way jumps out of it. It was a friendly middle
It was better than the middle
I feel it was about to do
I mean, we had a circus, a circus bottom, but this guy is like, he's the whole circus.
Like, he's like the main eventer.
It may be a circus because he's the farmer, but there's really nothing, he's useless.
I mean, okay, I guess.
34 months, college semester is finally over, and finally have time to watch the streams.
Happy holidays, XQC.
XQC out.
Yeah.
Huge! Huge play!
Okay, I'll just get respawned and be lined in it.
Like this guy just respawns and be aligned to the spawner.
Like this game, the main problem with this game, they need to make respawns that is longer.
Like it's abysmal how bad it is.
Like, it makes people like not better than life at all, it's fucking a lane of shit though.
I think they scale a little bit harder though, I did just scale out a little harder, so
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Amazing second second
That's so stupid
I mean, I'm the only player my team and that's just
I mean easy and make it fish out the bush really
Why are you?
Oh man, this team is just not very bright, I'll tell you, there's no point to that.
I'm probably dead here anyway.
Difficult for...
I generally wonder what's going on with this Yasuo's head.
Like, he's playing at the computer.
Like, what is he thinking about that he's doing like that?
Like, what is...
What's happening here?
You had this in a sort of short-switching happening.
Oh yeah, I need to go skirmishing in the jungle, that's really good, let's go skirmishing
I'm just gonna go where we just three fights going on like what is it was gonna turn back
This is an awful fucking gamer
What big gas on here though, what are we gonna do? I don't even have a single knock up. I think we're gonna go
I don't agree with the sites
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This guy cannot yes at all
You still there?
How we going there?
I was in my fucking fauna.
The Elise is mauling because he picks a Scalling Out.
Vince can have indeed won.
Easy win.
What a GOAT.
That's me, Matt Walner.
I'm about to do I with another green shadow.
I'm playing the game at this point.
I don't know what the text says
He actually went in the lane and attended all the time.
This is actually amazing, it's not even as good as it looks.
Let's see if it works, it's not even as good as it looks.
Get the lanes over now, we lost everything
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Everybody fuck
Yo fuck everything I'll do it dude. We're gonna strike. We're gonna strike it fire
Everybody or lower the salary to an amount that they cannot live with it
Make the amount under the livable wage until they code a better client. It's that simple
Holy fucking dog shit. Fuck you
So
No, I clap them cheeks. I roll everybody
Look at that. No, I farm I farmed
Out of the monster out of the mouth I was a middle one to five if they really went fucking there fucking
Yeah, they go check out the kid. They were kissing my ring
They're on their knees.
Yeah.
Okay, tell them beat their ass.
Beat their ass.
That's what I do.
Okay, tell them.
Watch the other.
I bring the heat.
I bring the heat.
Buddy, buddy, I'm not gonna hold my tongue.
Look, at one point, you need to make it make sense.
sense how come we have 10 new features for the shop and the battle pass and TFT
things that generally nobody asked about yet the client still doesn't work after
15 years 15 years and the client still doesn't fucking work explain and you're
You're paying millions of dollars to do that code, this shit, code, chat, GPT would fix
the problem in 20 minutes, but no, I'm not, yeah, I'm not, people say, yeah, we're pretty
good jobs, good, thank fuck.
If you have to pay humans to do this shit, give me some fucking chat, yo, give me some
fucking chat, GPT, Claude, DeepSeek, I don't give a shit, I don't give this piece
of shit.
What a waste of my time.
That's embarrassing!
no motion no hoes no money no cash no respect no all no motion no stats or
nothing that's what the devs got they got nothing you guys got all you guys
you're low fucking it you know a little bit extra boost package it in the
every everybody send their fucking hard-earned money toddlers on some shit
cause anybody asked about and that or price skins fuck this shit you shit
trash
No motion no motion Jesus
You know it's responsible this California
California's responsible this
Gavin Newsom's making his fucking isabelle this smog isabelle this LA traffic
it's San Diego is a blemish the shit state the fucking dog shit scum
but blue state is whether this live rolls that was up the fires of them
this San Francisco San Francisco I see you you want to blame this shit shit
Fucking city
Well, well, well now now tell me I'm wrong about any this go now tell me I'm wrong about anything I said
I dare you to tell me that anything I said is wrong
You know deep inside. Oh great. I know even though you are not like the language I use
I know you know that I'm right about everything I said
Asset makes more than that country yo yo
So everything, the only SF does, they scan their tech company, buy property, and raise
their rent so people die of homelessness.
That's all they do.
They don't actually provide any.
They scan their company for a vibe code, give them any buy, buy some boxes, buy some buildings.
Scan the tenants until they die of homelessness.
And then they say, we are big GDP, we are big GDP.
You provide nothing.
You do NOTHING to nobody!
You're your trash loser!
Fucking trash!
Now listen to Five My Game is by Trey Carson, or Sub My Balls.
That's what I say. That's how it works.
Holy!
In the photo jeep, my way to check your fingers, hear me in brains, I'm sick of your fingers
That poor man is up there
If you pay him for the rendiment, we said sorry, this child is in me
I've got hands, I've got hands to sell your jeep
She got hands, she got hands to sell your jeep
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Know what we do that
Okay, thank you 1v3
This minute is useless man.
Minute from the lately useless man.
Useless is nothing.
He is so bad.
my smolders pushing a tower you can't kill him my jack is doing the crab and my
slag is smoking crack it like you cannot make it stop it
Oh my fucking god then, I can't have been there.
Hey, what's up, Billy and Lawrence? It's so bad that I ain't doing nothing.
I
I'm one of these three like sure I can win the rest of the fight right I mean
I need um, I need um frozen arts
Actually I don't know where you have a tax fee there, let's see if I can do that.
Just straight jack show then.
I
I can not be in place, I'm a part of this
I'm gonna have to hide, be used to the corners
You're my one name with a pervert, you're a cardigan
I know we ain't ever doing this down here, baby
I'm never a W, we're taking a part of this
I'm just a pig, I'm just a part of this
I don't know what to say, I'm not a lover, what to say?
LALALALA
It doesn't matter what it's LALALALALA
It's all around the world it's LALALALALA
It's making everybody stand in LALALALA
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