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12-24-2025 · 5h 32m
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Oh my god, look at me
Hello
Yeah, I said it. I did my eyes look better. I told you I have a good eye strain
the pink eyes and the eye strand look at
there's you a lot wait you know I said a lot of the neighbors earlier you know what
it was terrible earlier than I've been at all
um it's working by the way I think I did something weird today with a colder
Yeah, what is it anybody guys? Yeah, that's it. Listen, I waited like two hours. I put
some I hydrated whatever it actually a lot better than it was. But earlier it was a
fucking terrible.
I'm sure you
chat. This is how I looked earlier.
Chat. This is how I looked earlier. Yeah.
Get well soon. Look at
you got better. No.
Isn't that crazy show like oh you'll go live like many of my life like this
chat chat with fucking you'll tell me fucking color well-fetched on me but
like this yo yo that would be insane right many of the articles like nah
dude it's a little bit like fucking yeah we've been like fucking ninja off
the perk going live like I remember like not all I was put too much you say is
that I wish it was with with TBM and I already put some eye drops and I was
like dude I can't say anything and I put some eye drops again 200 eye drops and
if I'm at the bed my the other my eye was hurting it and then and then it
It was like really sensitive under and it just and then it just um
It's swollen there, but see the net is not a bad, you know, oh
This is bad launch like a boy. Yeah, hey
Anyway, that's it. That's what we'll be there
And that's not pink eye, whoever said that.
It's not, I've had to think of it when I was really young
and just not with like, like,
I just got broken a text.
Well, I think I fucked your eye up, like, it's so bad.
Bro, well, not what we, bro, I have when I was young,
it's the same, right?
Bro, I woke up when I was young,
and my eyes were, both of them were not,
they would not open it.
They're both closed,
cause they like solidified it.
That was so scary, dude.
Have you had it before?
Five.
That's insane
Oh, yeah, good morning, I mean good. I mean good night
Yeah, I was gonna not go live, but I'm
I'm, I'm, uh, I'm laughing anyway.
Well, I'll do like a medium, medium length training, like a normal, like a nighttime
training.
Well, I mean, dude, I, I, I would have, but dude, I looked table.
Like it was, it was, it was awful.
Like it, it, it, it, it, it hurted it.
Bottom left, what face?
Bro, you can barely, you can barely, you can barely see it.
When I'm, when I'm, I'm a small trainer.
Dude, Chad, it's not a little bit like for some Halloween makeup, like it
does it, like, dude, look.
To
Do that I look like I got punched
Hey, hey, Jeff. I'm a help. What's that? Good morning. Good. I give you the whatever
What the time zone do you are in?
With your being a stream and get some stuff going Joey
I'm doing a pasta and we get
Yeah
this is the goal, sorry
we need some desire
this is actually good or not, Sam?
this is just going with the good actually, maybe it's a good thing, watch me be there
no one's getting started, sorry
I think I just done
Like I put some eye drops that are not like
That are not like
Just I don't like like fucking I do break into whatever in it. That was a bad idea. I think
Yeah, I'm doing that just anyway
What is this?
Okay, I was playing it
Why is this something I should know about what is that?
Getting the Minecraft record today, I feel it.
Oh yeah.
You send it.
You send it for two weeks?
Two or three weeks.
What does he get trained to do?
Everything.
This is old drama.
There'll get his bankings and his IPV off, uh...
Um, anyway, it's okay.
I don't think I can handle this anymore.
Guys, it's okay to get me in, but it's about even.
What is this?
Jade it! Thank you for you.
I can't believe a coffin pulled out of it, a whole...
Kind of.
You're not, um...
Causing too many clips for me.
That was very kind...
Very kind, thank you.
I am afraid of you!
I
Think you know I'm gonna give them I'm gonna take a wild guess and I'm gonna try to be that I don't think a while you can say
That's probably why I think I think maybe hold on maybe events like this is probably why she didn't do that
Have a time but something is too angry this thing a couple of the Fire Nation on steroids
Well, come on
It's fake though. How do you know? Oh my god? I can't
Thank you for the gifted interesting
Check it's a cool beat though.
Do you like it?
Check it guys it lowkey cooked though.
Do it it.
The sample is what he used it on.
Do it.
Check it guys the instruments are all the kick is weird like the snare everything is
weird with it but it just kind of works though. I like when it does that. Dude, all the drums
all used in joint that are all like inconvenient and it just kind of works.
Do you hear the triangle?
Chat, chat, chat. Do you hear the triangle? There's a triangle in there. Do you hear the triangle?
As a banger, oh yeah, well that would have topped my extremers of all time, but I was
washed up, doesn't 16 in it, yo if they really did their homework though, hold on now, they
You should have added Justin.tv and Oned.tv stats
and stapled it on top.
Cause yo, it's also relevant.
It's also relevant.
Yo, Destiny was one of the biggest servers
of all time on Justin.tv.
I just want to know Justin.tv.
He would be able to get four, six, 7,000 viewers
on Justin.tv.
That's huge.
Guys, 7,000 viewers at that time
is literally Mr. Beast's levels
by ratio motion it is though it is though
you wouldn't know you wouldn't know
yeah it's just like it's healing
Shred has been shrouded, quick pro gaming right?
He just touched your hands instead instead of playing PUBG.
Like, hey, she was fucking huge, like, his first turn I had like, like, a hundred twenty
years and like that.
Cause I used to watch Nightblue, I used to snipe him in the morning, but we don't
about that. I used to watch Dyrus a lot. I used to watch, I'm a kitty pie, I used to watch that, I used to watch,
um, yeah, I, I'm gonna, you guys, you caught me. I, I think I've lived in 10 hours watched on any
four-night streamers combined. Ever. Look at me!
XQC number one. Yeah, yeah, I feel like on Twitter, I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, what watch hours is,
watch hours, it is cumulative, right? So, making it a leaderboard is it,
like the entry is hard, like it takes a while to just get an, and just to enter
later more because it's a it's ours what I mean just what it was that that's
That's got to be GTA for real.
The Climb.
Holy, Amongst Esports on Agalola.
That's RP.
That's got to be RP.
Yo, Loki, one RP stream would probably spoil like more hours than like a few months of
my stream like back in the days, like a singular day would be months combined, like actually.
I smoke Cripple-Lotland, Cripple. That's the goat. Cripple is a goat.
I was huge. This is a combination. This is combined.
It's cumulative.
Nick Merch, title one.
I was playing hours on kick or whatever. I don't think this counts, uh, uh, uh, yeah,
I checked as well, though. Chad, does that count, does that count kick as well or not?
I don't think it does. It's only for Twitch though. I would have been probably at one
I'm feeling by now.
Was that Mephathon 3?
Alana.
I don't think it's gonna work like that.
Yo, I really wish they extended the leaderboard just so we could see how much one Mephathon would do in hours.
It's gotta be like hundreds of millions.
See, that was probably the end of Mathewton 2.
Right?
And look how crazy it is.
Like, it's not like 220, 220.
But I mean, that's like a few days.
No, it was November.
Okay, sorry.
I'm done now.
That's crazy
Bro from 240 on 270
290 today, hey, it's not a 290
You look like a hundred two hundred twenty hundred thirty mil
that's busted it what get whoa whoa whoa my juicer easy grind
fuck
wait yeah that was like a hundred hundred
that is pretty crazy chat to be alias is that sentences cumulative I ayo I want
I get ahead of myself, oh hey, don't get mad at me.
I'm just saying some facts, it's just analytical facts.
Like, there's a good chance that I'm just gonna be showing
even let's say leisurely, right?
That people rise and retire before getting to that amount.
Because it's a lot of watch hours.
Bro, watch hours is like fucking stupid.
It's like a fucking crazy amount, you know?
It's cumulative.
So like, I'm just saying, there's a chance out there
It takes like fucking another decade for it to be just because people were retired before they get there
Man, I'm not so crazy. I'm I was I'm glazing. It's I mean a flex. I think watch hours is not flex
I'm not fetching watch hours. I'm just whatever
You guys are higher than ever so I have more than effective kind of but also the demand for high quality is also higher
So people don't go live when I'm like good stuff to do. So it's like it's like a double-edged. We need some GTA RPX QCNL
Why is he moving along on the way so they had to cut off the video.
No, it's the same video.
I don't remember going to pop top though.
Yeah, without kick too, yeah.
I think he would have been at least maybe 100 something in health probably.
Again maybe 130.
Trotting.
Fear strong!
Very cool man. That's cool though.
What the?
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
What is that?
Uh, we have full time for me to 20-20 if you're leading the Young Turks.
I'm gonna do a crack top ten man.
What?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, he's probably gonna be like well within like this spot because
he still streams like a lot of hours.
He gets a lot of watch hours.
I mean, he's just stopped it, you know, it'll probably keep going up, but because
the format isn't more demanding these days, so it's like, you know what I mean?
Anyway.
I get storm balloons out of the way. I could have dealt something with my lights for a minute.
Are you gonna lie to me?
You're going crazy. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
In capacity on Saturday, but the plane ended up communicating with the ATC by itself
and performing in Auto Land. We also have audio recordings of that communication.
What Auto Land?
December 20th, the Beechcraft King Air 200 was flying from Aspen, Colorado to Rocky
Mountain Metropolitan Airport in Broomfield.
Metropolitan Airport in Broomfield when the aircraft's pilot became incapacitated mid-flight.
With no response from the cockpit, the plane's Garmin Autoland emergency system automatically
activated.
That system took full control of the aircraft, navigated, and indicated ATC, as I said,
and flying a safe approach.
Here's what that communication sounded like.
This robotic voice told Rocky Mountain Airport's ATC that the plane was in the airfield
told Rocky Mountain Airport's ATC of the King Air's intentions and prepared the plane to land on runway
30. And as signs, the plane touched down safely, stopped itself and turned off its engines. Reportedly
everyone is now safe and Garmin said this is the first time their emergency auto land feature has
been used in a real-world situation outside of test or... Oh that's insane that's actually really
cool to learn about. That would be weird. Jen, this is a feat of innovation. Yo,
Yo, yo, this is crazy.
So we're not gonna get video of this.
So God me in fucking does the fucking video spying,
but it, outline won't take a picture.
Are you fucking good?
No video of this shit.
Are you stupid?
What, I mean, why wouldn't they flex their system?
I mean,
I mean, I don't wanna flex it,
if I was a company that did this.
Haaah!
In an emergency, could you land a plane if needed?
Turns out some planes can land themselves.
And a technology that makes that happen was used for the first time ever in Colorado this weekend.
Hope everyone enjoys this.
And technology came out in 2019, but they say this is the first time it's ever been activated.
Aviation journey...
Anglesano says this system is a fail-safe when the airplane is in working order, but the pilot
might not be able to take control.
Guys, if this does better than human landings, then how does he do that?
It says it can even turn itself on if the pilot fails to interact with the system for
a long period of time.
A computer that's smart enough to A, know the pilot isn't capacitated, B, smart
enough to know where to put the airplane down from safe landing.
I'm gonna say how it is, guys.
These heavens are worth millions of dollars, right?
Why don't they have a system that they sell something
that comes with it, that has a camera inside whatever
that can help to not have this, oh,
if they don't touch this, you're steering wheel
for a fucking 20 minutes, they look like,
this is worth millions of dollars.
How much does it cost to add some little
mini major computer or camera that detects
that by itself, man?
And on Saturday, the tech did just that.
It's reassuring just to know that if, you know,
As I progress in my flying career,
that if I were in a situation where something happened to me,
that there could be an option for everybody in the plane
to make it on the ground safely.
Garmin says they're continuing to look into this incident
and will share more details when they can.
I've also reached out to the FAA and the air
for the climate, but have not yet heard back.
Reporting, Sarah Robackowitz covering Colorado first.
Yo, I mean, it's crazy to not flex on this.
It's kind of crazy.
I don't know where I would go,
But I would, 1.6 billion dollars.
If you were hitting me, 1.6 billion,
and I'm assuming they're gonna take half, 800 million dollars.
The stream would start, I would walk out on stream
in a robe, stand up on this couch.
Should I do that one parbole by 8 billion, I would do.
I'd probably cut it up in chunks
and pay myself a salary every year, whatever, right?
Just so that I don't like, become too instantly acclimated
to the top and then it's boring.
If you're all the way instantly,
you all look at it, all the day,
buy everything, you buy everything and then what? Then it's boring stalker. And that's lame.
Then it's rock, then life is like kind of whatever. Then that'd be so lame.
Hit my robloff, throw it, hit a helicopter, get permabed, and you won't see me for a long time.
And I don't know what I'll do, I don't know if I'm going to visit Japan, I don't know where I would go,
but I would show my cock on stream, I would show my cock, and then probably just see what happens after that.
Bro, what's the powerball at?
Hey, but why though?
If your body could be accelerated to supersonic speed, it could pass through walls just like Superman.
To test this idea, Mythbusters carried out a supersonic experiment.
They built a 500 meter acceleration track with a concrete wall at the end since no volunteers were willing to take part
They used a rubber dummy instead
The only way to push the dummy past the speed of sound was with rocket propulsion
The team welded the dummy onto a rocket in a Superman flying pose and installed 10 rockets each producing over
5,620 pounds of thrusts aiming to send the dummy crashing into the wall
300
When the experiment began the dummy hit the concrete wall at incredible speed
Blasting a large hole straight through it, but strangely there was no trace of the dummy
Cameras later revealed the truth at the moment of impact over five million joules of energy
Instantly pulverized the dummy into fragments. The conclusion was clear
Supersonic wall crashing works for Superman not for humans
Haha, it's like he's vaporized insane
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we can handle this video, like, just for fun, eh?
I like it!
Get out of town, brother!
Is that a handle?
Chat, be honest chat.
You guys don't have any.
Guys, do you take a residence like UK Rap?
Just say how it is.
Just don't bother me.
Just tell me how it is.
Do you think, actually listen to this?
Yeah?
All right, fair enough.
I'm not going to clown it.
New release Epstein document.
Jeffrey wrote, if you're conferring this letter.
It's fake.
If you think that was receipt of the jail, flag it.
So I mean you didn't you look at the thing burger or something or what?
Yeah, I saw that I was terrible. I
Had the unfortunate I didn't see I didn't even know I was on Twitter
I was browsing and I saw the video and I thought it was fucking awful
Yo, come on, bro
All this all that
I need an extra leg.
That's on me at all with the one. I'm still invincible. I know you got that.
An F4. What does that do to fix volume? Alt? Well, I don't have an alt. I have a control. I have an F4.
boom boom
ya prick, what have you done to me?
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this guy
kip moxie
dicks insider, oh god
can i give a shout out to dicks insider
see what i mean, man
this one i have to put up with
Love from Saudi market been following you throughout your MMA career. Can you shout something new? I scream man ice wallo come on
That's a good one that's a good one you got me there didn't get all the US is planning to sign a 20 year old Singaporean
Kitboxer is
Bro come on
I like it
Are they looking at the Singaporean K-Boxer?
I saw Dick dress all the classics down there.
I don't know if I've ever heard of him before.
He's a real type of guy who's blocking all the lanes.
So why did he decide to block the lane then?
Why don't the fucking signs make a longer line on one lane?
Like so fucking annoying, buying a land or things is the middle of the fucking world for me, thanks.
Yo, if you cannot get up at the speeds, if you're in a car and you go slower than the speeds, you get a ticket, you get fucked by the cops, right?
Right? If you guys get too slow, because you're disrupting the fucking track, you're disrupting the road, you're fucking, if you go too slow, you get a ticket.
How come you can be on a bike and fuck the road up? You do get a ticket, I'm upset.
I guess that's me every time
last of them all what is in it what is sinna give me for press for sinna clause for
sinna gave me a girl that i can fuck man i like that same one
I
Tell when I was like square mice watch for night for man
I was the expert now after the announced yo yo for night there was in it I
I swear I'll stop
Calling the games menu dog shit. I believe I will walk in it. It is me an icon skin
I played the game yo, I
Yo, really fuck my chat, please
Lock in for like a minute and try to fight be nice with him when they read the chat they see guys
Yo, I will okay. I
Was there early on and I played the game with Tim and everybody and not wait a minute. I put the game
He was spawned. I wasn't even sponsored it. They were sponsored it. I wasn't I played for free
I publicized it. My my COVID-19 fortnight rooms went massive it up the game tremendously and I
I like the game
man
Guys, please. I love that. Okay. Keep you know what keep the royalties. I don't give up. I don't care
I don't get about the money. I want out of the money
make we can make a skin and
For I do for free and it's a cool skin
But please I'd like to get the royalty though. I'm not gonna just I'm not gonna pitch this idea without
If I can get the royalties, I'd like to I mean it's not I
Use it if I could have
Jesus Christ
Holy shit, these toddlers of all my dick man. I mean I mean
metaphor
Hey, hi, so I saw a three
Jesus Christ holy shit these toddlers are like dick man I mean
metaphor oh my god
yes I mean
that's and the doors are making themselves I did not make a door
I am a carpenter from Harzford
I MADE A PIZZA!
NOT A DOOR, MAN!
Wait, wait, wait, did I pull the latch in?
Tournament?
Classic! Classic!
Should I have that chair chair, you can put your weight on it
and then pull the latch and it fucking releases.
I love that.
That's so slick of that.
Door, man.
Holy shit, I was so satisfying.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle for 93 months?
I mean, I didn't sleep, my eyes were fucked because I have an eye strain, it's an eye
strain.
15 in the lake, and they walked, they walked, I told you myself-
Yo, come on, yo, yo, Fortnite, please man, yo.
a fortnite skin and chavo would be my my backpack and all that i was watching this guy play the
dog shit version in 2018 god it would be like like a fast food like come on that were created
while playing this game ye they'd be cool like or um maybe a skateboard or like um
Um, what would it be?
It's not, it's not.
No.
Um, wait, is that in the game?
That's not me though, what?
This is not me either.
I mean, this is, I mean, yeah, I mean, this is, yo, this is more me than it's him.
I said it, I said it.
No, no bitch, no trouble.
I'm not telling you what I'm talking about.
This is really more me than it's him.
I said it.
I said it.
Therefore, I should have at least a portion of the royalties.
Hey, I don't make the rules here.
The streets are saying that.
The streets are saying that.
I'm not even saying anything.
People have been saying on the streets, so what can I say?
I'm just just saying the information.
Also, chat, what is that?
Chat, what if I ask, OK, what would I look like though, man?
What would it be though?
Yeah, but even if I have this ability though, why is he asking that?
Like why isn't that, that's just real, like what?
Yeah, why?
How'd you know?
What's that?
How'd it go?
Oh, do you have disability?
Yeah, why? How'd you know that?
Yo, I'm chopped today because my eyes are fudged.
First full day as president, Quebec.
No, that's not it.
That's not cool to hold on. It's not that bad yet.
Why, is that in the game or not?
That's AI.
Hey, but what would be the backpack though?
Yes, it'll be the backpack though.
Now, if it looked like that, it wouldn't be accurate, though, so I don't think it looked
like that.
Guys, it cannot be.
Chad, what about a big, a big, a big toe as the glider?
A juice box at the back.
It would be your nose.
A big toe, what's fucked up to nails, man?
Anyway.
I can't even look it.
But, um...
This is not...
This really makes no sense at all.
When are we getting new sub-batches, Buster?
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna have to scale it a little, bro.
I don't care if a thousand children describe yourself in a Pixar quote.
You know, I'm so romantic sometimes I think I could just marry myself.
I don't get enough of a thousand sugar to describe yourself.
I wasn't top three, top two.
I wasn't the best in the world.
The whole planet could've came together to play one game.
And they couldn't beat me.
I was the final boss. I was the f***ing best!
There was nobody else standing in bright air.
There was just this high-waist, you know what I'm saying?
That's all the mental sh** of all skills I've ever got.
Yeah, well, I mean, I mean, I mean, I was the
I mean, it's gonna get mad at me.
I mean, it's the truth.
How are you gonna get mad at me?
And he gets mad.
Okay, guys, let's be honest.
Let's take a step back and understand the facts.
We got a powder from Arcane before we got an X
from from twitch in the game that's just not right
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Yeah, I mean, don't tell the people I'm not rolling with this beat.
It's 50m.
What?
There was a...
Did you see the flames?
It's flamed.
Behind you, behind you, behind you, behind you.
I respond.
I respond.
Hey yo, what's going to happen?
What did Spudgel just say?
Hey, behind you behind you behind you behind you, I respond.
What did Spudgel just say?
Here's my favorite Fortnite clip of yours, link xqcl75monthsiscrazyxqcl.
Is it? Oh, fuck no.
Fuck no.
Oh classic Wii, that's Wii, that's Wii, that's Wii.
Yeah, yeah, that's a Wii sport, don't remember that.
New pup wants a skin,
but when is the last time you played Fortnite?
Yo, yo, I will agree to 80 hours of Fortnite.
Extra if I get the skin.
I could put up the planet ahead of time,
I could put it up ahead of time.
That's worth like fucking millions yo
Oh, come on man, who's somebody else, Jesus Christ, what is this?
Um, saw this already saw that
Vince Gilligan on play bus and his other shows being slow burns the whole world award of move at that pace
That tick tock for the store. Don't be very sad to me. It's fast. This is a home cooking. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
I'm so get I still find myself watching buddy. Yeah, actually go then watch other shit
buddy, I
Watch and other people watch this other shit. This is fine paste. It's okay. It's slow nobody cares. It's good
People say something about about sevens. The matter sevens is still good
Clippers is just not it's the pace back
To in a backyard right now
His name is Clarkton Del Paz.
Clarkton Del Paz, what up?
On the stomach now!
On the stomach now!
Please!
Do not!
To be boys of Ohio, age 8, 11, 12, stole a man after watching a YouTube tutorial with police chase crashing into a home.
Look at me! Where's the third one?
Be over there!
What is on these? Get out.
Stand by, got two printout, they're complying I'm getting you an address. Stand by.
Do not look at me! Get out of the ground! Do not look at me!
Do not look at me! Stay on the ground!
Get over here now! Get over here now!
No! Just get out of the ground!
Stand by, I got all three now. Stand by.
I
Guys children are not filming stop as it is happy Christmas. Yeah, why I want you well
Why would you hold a gun at the kids? They just stole a car they stole a vehicle went on to a chase and and in it
Landed inside of a home
like you said excuses like
Like if the kids are DJing enough to do all that, what makes you think they're gonna have
a gun?
What makes you think they're gonna arm?
They didn't steal a gun at that point.
These guys are completely off the rails.
Well, call a person.
It means why do we get filling stops?
Filling stops are for other reasons, but still like.
Second, you guys are doing good.
Thank you for complying.
Once I get all the units here.
That means something.
Always a good point.
We're not going to jail right now.
You're gonna be detained.
Okay?
Let's get off the court.
You're gonna be the train, okay?
Let's keep up the work.
I said, I did it.
Hey, stop.
Woo!
You should have thought about that before you got in the car.
I'm sorry.
Okay, well, stop telling me.
You didn't see anybody else, right?
I'm sorry.
Stay off your phone, please.
I don't care. Stay off your phone.
I mean, blame the pants.
Exclamation mark, TT, as shut up ex-QC and just play the video.
I don't tell girls.
Do you have any guns on you?
Put your hands.
Take that off.
I'm not shouting on him already.
It's hard to blame both, because they're in a group one, and it takes a severe amount
So if you're not a brain rot, what?
What is it?
What is it?
You got a gun on you?
Everybody has any guns on you.
I don't have a gun.
Do you have any guns on you?
Do you have any guns on you?
What's your name?
Take that off.
I got a gun on me already.
I don't have a gun.
You got a gun on you?
We don't have a gun.
You don't have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
Come on, don't expect it.
Hey, I'm just going to relax.
I don't know what he means it because I don't know what he means it
Yo
Wait, what?
What? What do you mean?
Take that off.
You got shot?
I got shot in the middle already. I'm gonna poke him.
You got a sound with you?
We're gonna poke him.
You got shot. I probably got airsofts or something like that.
You know what he means by that? Right?
Is this the full video?
There's no shot.
Is it gonna kick in?
I thought it was only like this ends.
Um, I mean, I mean, how, yeah, he must have been, he must have been joining like this.
Like how the fuck can he see?
XQCL.
How can he see?
He's like 2 and 1 half foot up.
And he probably is not sitting properly enough to hit the
brakes properly.
He can't even press the brakes properly because it
takes a little bit of force and you have to be at least
angle on the seat.
How's it gonna break?
I mean, that's diabolical.
In many of you see this, you're a cop, you see this.
And you see this like fucking miniature human
fucking walk away like that, like what the fudge?
Bro.
Brown, I know!
I'm sorry!
I have two?
Well, they could have all died.
Like, this is insane.
Yeah, eight, eleven, twelve, I think.
The age is it.
Um, yeah, I mean, the, uh,
I mean, the parents should be at least partially
held accountable, for sure.
I mean, that's what I always say, but
I don't think people agree with me.
Okay.
Or this?
Okay.
Alright.
So, um, are you doing it now?
Yeah, let me hold the TV.
Okay, go ahead.
I'm literally a hacker, so come down.
Fake?
exhibit number one.
Wait, I'm not faking.
All the way down.
Oh, look at this pesky redaction.
Let's just, let's just get rid of that.
This is what happens when you fire government employees, and you make them leave.
You have no one to do any of their actions for you.
We're gonna all of them?
Crazy.
Um, I mean, how?
What the fudge?
I'm a big fan of stealing homeless people's identities.
Don't judge me.
I trick them.
I used to make a survey of 17 questions.
I had a statistical survey badge that said I was a statistical surveyor.
And when I would go around and I'd say hey excuse me, I'm taking surveys for the Salvation Army to try and determine where we're going to place our next homeless facility
I'm assuming are you homeless and they'd be like, uh, yeah
Uh, why am I watching this?
They'd go, oh, I'm not interested. No, it pays $20 cash right now. You're gonna pay me right now, $20 cash right now
I'd show them a little couple of 20s, and I go right now, bro
And I write name, date of birth, so secured number. If I go through all the basic questions, all things I need to steal your idea
Then what?
Get all that information and I give them 20 bucks. I go online. First thing I do is I just order their birth certificate
Order a copy of their sole security card. I would mail it to an abandoned house
I wore a three secure credit card to build up their credit.
I would build some kind of a scam using a cell phone in that person's name or borrow
from hard money lenders, borrow three or four mortgages at the same time in that person's
name.
When the whole thing is said and done, once you've got the money, you pull the money
out, I would then turn around and I would go back to that guy and I would give him
his cell phone, his computer, some money, probably ask him to hold some documents
in the hope that once I took off with the money and law enforcement looked into
it and said, hey, there's a million dollars missing here.
They track him back somehow to the cell phone and grab him and arrest him and he go to jail in a year or two before they figured out that he's...
Yo, yo, I thought there's like, I thought there's like some redemption at the end of this video.
It is get worse!
You have been making my day for a while now.
Could I get to welcome to the general?
Excusing them down.
They track him back somehow to the cell phone and grab him and arrest him and he go to jail and he take a year or two before they figured out that he had nothing to do with it.
Now, if he can has a criminal record, it's that much better.
I'm a big fan of stealing homeless people.
Um, he's been 12 years, by the way, but I wrote a book about it.
Damn.
Um, oh, that's something down below.
I don't know what, what...
Is this, is this a real...
This is a real...
Why are you holding it like that?
Come on.
Bro, this isn't suffering.
What is it, what is that?
Um...
What is that?
Yeah, if you wanted to stop that, I think this is fucking annoying shit, yo, you think
that's a bad guy doing this shit?
Like, how about, yo, all the platforms are bad, everybody's doing it, everybody's being
so weird.
Like, how about you have to lift the guy alone, yo?
How does that?
Yeah.
You have a cheese and a...
Read it then.
Um, is there a Nickelodeon at Jason's lunch before Jane to a hotel?
Is there a file?
Yeah, so what?
I mean, you can do all that without, without like a...
I mean, I have to say, but you can do all that without filming it, you know?
This is like his fifth video this week.
Guys, this is the fifth video this weekend.
Think about a trade-off.
You think that fucking it, getting your food
and getting chicken at the hotel is like equivalent
to whatever this guy's getting out of it?
It's a shit fucking trade.
It's a shit trade.
If you're gonna be virtuous, if you're gonna be charitable,
at least make it a landslide victory
for the other person to be a fucking bitch ass.
It's not that hard, dude.
And now that's the way you need a pizza right there.
Also got to let him chat with his old friend,
Devin workhizer, my guy, and now.
So they couldn't get him into the car last night
and that's why they weren't able to get him to the hospital.
But, you trust in an old friend.
Yeah, it's the holiday season, it's raining out
and I just wanted to have at least some basic accommodations.
You wanted to stay local and this was the only one
that was open and accepting people.
So, here we are, man.
It's dehumanizing.
Is dehumanizing?
It's un-
Guys, by the way, guys, look at what's going on, right?
All right, here's what you guys know.
This guy's homeless and he's also tweaking, by the way.
And guys, look.
And we're gonna get checked in.
I don't tell for a night or something.
Look, look.
See right there?
See right there?
Right there, he's homeless right here.
Is he homeless?
We're gonna help him out a little bit.
Maybe he needs to get him a hot meal.
This is how he's homeless right there.
Look at him.
Like, dude, come on, man.
I'm gonna come back and holler at you, man.
And we'll talk more about trying to get that
situation squared away.
So we can do the read now or whatever we need to, okay?
Okay, thank you so much.
Give me a hug man.
You skipped my TTS and all I wanted
was a welcome to the jungle.
Sanch, love you anyway, ex, ex-QCL.
I don't know what's going on, bro.
All we gotta do is stay with it and keep working, dude.
Very cool.
I just feel like there's a better way to do it,
always, and I get it.
People say, oh, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's going to be like that it's about the trade.
It's always about the trade off that is I sat down a while back and as you realize
charity is at the trade off.
If you're going to do something that's charitable but also on camera and also
whatever, it has to be a disproportionate where the effort and whatever they're
getting is a lot more than what you're getting because once that trade
it becomes close to even or the skills to the other way.
I'll make a TikTok there as if I can 20 million views.
I'll give a homeless guy 50 cents, okay?
Then what about it?
I mean, it's an argument.
I'll give the guy a singular dollar.
Yo, homeless, I thought I'd save your life today.
By the way, hey homeless, hey tweaker fucking bitch,
yo, hey, hey, yo, hey, yo, poor,
poor fucking bitch effort and the money.
Homeless fucking bitch, fuck you, yo, do you hear that?
Here's a dollar for you, man.
Dude, dude, here's a fucking dollar for you, man.
Like and then you make what like fucking 20 get up in that shit of that video, bro
Really a 20 get a one fucking and that's you supposed to we're supposed to act with your you save the world. Fuck you
It's like
I don't know why I got mad at them, I don't know.
Hey, you forgot that the cut steam is getting out of this, but yeah.
I love Sprite, guys, it is a snake, right?
Sprite is the most refreshing soda out there, and by far the most immediately refreshing.
like you on a hot day you want to get a drink when you refresh you get it a sip
of splite bang literally every take of yours have been on point doing it thank
you for coming back you true yeah true
no it was fake all right next yes what about it wait let me watch it okay I
I get it. I'll watch this some drama. Oh, I missed it. I missed it. Well, I've been
brah, brah. This
Wait a minute. So why are they hiding J JSC interiors?
Because probably I like why is this getting censored?
Well, you can do this in life. I understand because JSC interiors isn't it's not a minor.
That's not a victim.
So why did it get censored?
They said it would do that.
But legally, they're not legal now again.
Because it's not relevant?
That's not part of the law.
You have to follow the rules.
Did they follow the rules or not?
No, they didn't.
Legal.
A bunch of things they did, it's illegal, right?
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
The reason it has been unlawfully.
It's JSC who has forced it.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh, wait a minute.
69 months.
It was almost like 67 months.
I just talking about it.
It stands fog.
XQCL, welcome to the jungle, Jerry.
OK, but why would they write it like that, though?
Why would they?
Why would they buy it like that?
Like it's a company who got...
I just don't know what it stands for.
Like an LC.
No way? Yeah, what the fuck?
Okay, how about this?
For which...
Well, I think...
Indike had signatory authority,
made a total of 21 separate withdrawals each in the amount of $1,000 on every but
one business day from April night. Why was this redacted?
But redactions are illegal. I mean, it is what it is. You see what's you see what
just got redacted? Who we can see be held accountable for any of this anyway?
middle miss who because I'm sure they get point fingers at but who is somebody
it's a really good job for this form of backlash right I don't know maybe they
should get in trouble because they're the ones that did it it's not my fault they
shouldn't have fucked it up bond dying Wow money laundering is worth
protecting the bank this is insane and PVC yeah they posted it they'll probably
I blame some pawn at level one entry level job like fucking and then say, oh, it was this guy who fucked it up
Somebody needs to get fired for this shit
Somebody does like this is crazy. Like if you can't
Think about like this
You got a bunch of retards acting like monkeys in a house on fire trying to put the fire out with gasoline the trim
Um, oh, that's that's awful that she's great. That's awful. Yeah, what's that?
Yeah, what's the equipment? Yo
Oh, no
We saw the guy I think we saw the guy
But Arctic Circle cyber John from where
John from where John Snow?
John Tennessee?
Port?
Yeah, a little bit.
So why is he armed with like maybe a hard pool maybe if there's bears or something
I don't know
Do you think
I don't know what she is but interesting
Oh this is the business school looking, wow, I like that
Guys this is the greatest incident we've got
I
Have a little time I mean these guys
I'm gonna be more gonna be outraged about this, but you guys as I've seen my character. Okay, this the instance like that another time
It is what it is. Yeah, you move on. It is what it is. There's not much else. There's not much I could have done like
You pay more attention, but I mean
Even then boy, it's not much I could do here
I don't know what to be done, especially since there's like a little bit of down drop there.
I mean it will speed up like your GGs.
What can you do?
What would you do?
It's dark.
Yo if anything, the fact that if anything you had a flashlight actually helped, it
could have had a little bit.
If anything you had no flashlight then you wouldn't have seen shit.
It's why they keep the lights on it everywhere.
This is the ski hill's fault, I don't know really, I kind of, yeah.
He has no light, no one knows he has lights, what?
You know, it's Biker's fault.
Wait a minute.
So, what was it again that I just saw?
It was the top?
So, weird click, it was the top and it disappeared then.
Is it being centered?
No, I saw it clear, I swear.
I've seen where 69 gets me once too many times.
It's a full test.
It's always been a full delay.
Well, actually...
Nah, now let me ask you this.
How the hell, and you know what I'm talking about.
Everyone knows what I'm talking about.
How the hell are you 69ing?
That chick's head's gotta be way too high.
Like that angle doesn't work.
With you at least.
Think about it that her head's gonna be way up here
Okay, let's focus bro. This is this is why I knew I knew
Yo, this is crazy with me see where at 29 or at 60 there it is. I'll watch it
This slip its dog shit really
Okay, well, I mean, rip that.
That was the goal. That was the thing that got in. I feel like I've done my seam chat.
Is that a bar? Either fucked up, or they're causing a ruckus. Is that like, is that his shtickin?
Come on, man.
Okay, I can have a watch of it again.
Um,
Why is there saying he changed Lumifail literally not a single person even verified if the tweet was real Korean
Yo, you know what?
Yeah, yeah, how I'm gonna be kind of easy gonna talk about this. Yo, I said I made a mistake
Hey, I reset it. I took the camera. I said, yo, I I didn't think I would tweet this because it was it's been too long
I said it was fake and it wasn't I never got created myself
But politics is no different than watching like a JCS video politics is no different than watching like
Like American politics from your perspective and the perspective of your audience is nothing that nothing more than just like team sports entertainment
Wait, it's something that you're fascinated by it's like a UFC fight or you know what reacting to what American politics is
entertainment one
Yo, it absolutely is yo
So, politics and news coverage is so inaccurate,
they should legally relabel to entertainment, comedy,
whatever, it's really not about it.
To me, for what it is, it's drama, it's entertainment,
what about it?
Yeah, it's partially informative,
but I mean, usually it's not informative, it's just not.
Football, right?
By far, is it that?
I mean, basically.
And that's precisely the reason why, unfortunately,
Unfortunately, this entire realm of influencers who shape a lot of young people's opinions
about politics.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Let's give it a go.
Hassan always wanted to be an elitist.
His voice means more because he's a politics guy.
My voice is worth more as a politics only guy.
Don't listen to these guys.
They do video games.
They do reacts.
It's just toenails.
Don't listen to this guy.
Listen to me, because I'm the Pulpix guy.
Now, here's my radical, dumb, fucking, stupid opinion.
That's fucking, like, world threatening.
Here's this, this is the real truth.
Don't listen to these guys.
Like, dude, shut up.
If we were to have a scale on who is more valid,
who should listen to, for tanks,
we would never even award up what I say.
What you say.
No background, no study, no degree,
No, no, no history. Bro, it gets this fucking info from fucking Twitter. Buddy, buddy, go to your shit.
When he's studying, yes, buddy, 60 fucking Twitter fucking pages open. Buddy, you don't got no degree.
The fuck?
I want to admit it to our...
Oh yes, to the reason I get mad, sorry.
Alright, this is misinformation. Yes, to the reason, really.
Those are not. This is real.
This entire realm is dominated by people who have this kind of attitude about politics.
they find it's just drama for them they find valid targets to constantly fucking
attack and it's not about whatever policies you personally believe in
whatever vision you have for a better future but instead it's just like oh I
don't like this fucking guy for one reason or another and I'm just gonna
constantly rail against them okay so why would I watch Assans reacting to a
JCS if he's not a criminal investigator if he's not criminal psychologist if he's not a police officer or a retired detective
Why would I watch his react then? I mean he has no validity. He's he treats it as entertainment really?
He's treating people that died in circles as entertainment really you wouldn't do that. It's fucking that's weird
Yeah, that's what I thought fucking moron. That's what I fucking thought you're dumb. You're dumb as shit shut up
So come on, so some balls so balls
He's been a reason he's being elitist
But that's it
I just, you know, in spite of all those attacks, I just fucking stick my head down and I just keep pushing no matter what.
Yo.
How can we trust a guy who I blatantly lied and still lies to this day about something that is visible on broadcast that he broadcasted himself.
that he broadcasts himself.
He uses his computer, his camera, his OBS
to broadcast images that we can see.
And he said, hey man, this is blue.
And he said, nope, this is red.
This is red.
How can we trust anything you say about aving it
to be closer to the truth
when you won't even fucking at least verify
or confirm that, or stuff is not lying about it?
Explain it.
Explain it to me.
Right, tell me.
You can't prove shit.
I proved it.
I debunked this at length.
I was wondering the first one to actually find
all the components to fully debunk it.
Here's a new proof for you.
Here's a new proof for you.
Ever since the debate, the dog is on stream,
what, like 80% less.
It's almost like the thing that makes it stay there
isn't being used anymore.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Come on, bro.
Come on, man.
Really, dude?
Come on, man.
Now release the kind of files.
All right.
You know, I'll be like myself.
If I'm wrong about this, I'll, I'll,
I'll say an apology about what I just said.
Maybe it's an echo.
If I say something like an echo, I'll say an apology.
Give me a vod from, from fucking.
Oh, shit.
He's live right now.
All right.
Give me a bod from fucking, how long has it been?
Like a few months ago?
Like a full-on bod.
Who asked?
Two months ago, chat, was it two months ago?
I don't know, what was I gonna let go?
Chat, was that before?
And seems like it was October, the October.
Um, are we all we passed that now?
Yeah, I think we'll pass that.
I'm lucky that I can't I can't.
Anyway, yeah, I was listening to this.
Why are people mad about you guys?
Like, what were you doing?
There's a clip out there that in the aftermath of me getting my
internet getting pooped. I come back live and I'm very frustrated. And while I'm tweaking
around, I give Kai the place command as I usually do, which is one of the things that
she knows.
Yo, David, you're trolling for your trolling, right? Well, how can I, I actually, I proved
it on the stream with his own footage. We see the light on, on its color with
the pleasure. And that cannot be that literally cannot wait. How have you not? I have
I think while she was like getting up and down from the bed, I don't know exactly what happened, but I suspect that she tweaked her like the upper nail that's like on the side of the bed people speculated that I was actually shocking her and they're like, oh, he was like hitting a hitting a button on his desk, they got completely
his desk, they got completely f***ed up by the framing of it and it's alright. I understand
for those of you who are confused by it, I do not have a shock collar for a kite.
Okay, okay. Then what was the remote in his hand that is only an exclusive used on either
shock or vibration or dolma? Explain it to me. What was used? What was it? Because
it's on frame music.
As I said yesterday, but it doesn't matter. People don't give a s***. All of the
The other clips that people have been showing are either the air tag or the vibration collar
that she has.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, yo, yo, did you get it?
Did you get it?
Is that, is that really in the chat?
How about this?
Instead of debunk me, find me a singular collar that, that does not shock that has a port
in this exact position that is the table.
You see, you see the indentation?
There's a little port there under the tape, right?
Find me a collar that does not shock that has this in-depth addition.
Find me one.
Shut up punk.
How much money do you want?
How much money?
How much money do you want?
Oh, he says it doesn't matter what the collar was.
Or the vibration collar that she has.
This is one of Kaia's many collar.
This is the one that people are talking about.
It has the capacity to vibrate and mess it.
There's the air tap.
Yo, yo, yo.
crazy it has the capacity to vibrate and it has the capacity to vibrate that's
crazy there's the air tag there's the vibrator it also is a flashlight
component to the vibrator and it also has a tracker on it I understand why people
are concerned about it it makes sense why people will be like oh my god this
person is being abusive if they only saw that clip the most insane part about
it is that a lot of people were just like automatically under the assumption
that I've been like abusing my dog that that's crazy anyway
I don't care
Oh, it's really doesn't.
Yo! Yo, David!
Stop, stop it! Just link it in.
I made a claim, I made a claim based on the evidence, the only disprovement at the point,
at the point, since I've furnished my proof,
it would be for you to make a claim that it's not true.
You have to furnish, you have to prove it.
Now you prove it.
Find me a color that doesn't do it.
What about this one?
Oh, I mean this one?
You send it.
What about this one?
That's Trader.
Oh yeah.
His name is Pan.
You send it.
You can't mine that one.
You can't mine that one.
Oh, Brian.
You send it for two weeks?
Two or three weeks.
What does he get trained to do?
Everything.
Shocking on.
He'll get shot.
He'll get shot.
He'll get shot.
You don't need to ever have a leash on him.
Really?
You know Kyla?
No, my dog.
Oh, yeah, I bet your dog is your dog.
That's all right.
She's very well...
Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry, the best you know is in the old which one isn't equal to me get
educated called like a social media image.
Anyway, I like excuse me, the last thing I'm gonna fucking click about this number.
Hey
Yeah, well, Ben, I'll switch but oh you are okay. I don't know I'm a
I
I don't know anything anyways.
Come on, yeah, you'll see it.
You don't trust him?
I love, I don't increase everything he says.
I'm 45, I believe, literally.
You like when he shot that dog?
He is fucking shocked dog.
Yeah, he did.
He went to the police.
He's shocked dog.
He's basic.
Well, he said it was a vibration collar.
OK, he's like, look there.
I believe that.
Oh, OK, yeah.
Me personally, I don't really like streamers
that's shocked dogs so that they can look
more empathetic in the stream.
I know, I think he has made her fault.
Yeah, well, I mean, she says it's contradictory though. I mean, he says he lied, but yes, that's what it was.
Find me proof that your political takes are better than his.
Anything is better than his, what?
These things aren't all bad, by the way. They're not all bad.
No words, Kaia. Kaia is getting training.
Anyway, where is Kaya?
Kaya is getting training.
Interesting.
Anyway, I think I clicked a weird link.
It is not secure.
Certification authority invalid.
Did I click on a fucking GG?
Okay, then I click on some fucking on some bullshit
What is this?
Yeah, I was gonna watch this video though
It's interesting
The FBI just accidentally released
11,000 Jeffrey Epstein files that they hadn't publicly put out yet, but we got access to him
And at the end of this video, I'm going to show you how to access them.
Here's what that looks like.
It's volume eight of the files.
But you can see right now that they've only released seven data sets.
And so myself, the guys at Jmail and the guys at Dropside, we've been investigating this.
I've partnered with them to kind of look at some of these files.
They got access to volume eight early.
You would just type it in the URL.
It wasn't like indexable on search, but you could just type in the specific URL
and it would just come up.
You could download the entire zip file
And that's what we did. We've been looking through it
I want to go over some of it because I believe some of what we've seen
Directly contradicts the FBI's earlier statement that oh, there's no evidence or we don't know evidence that could predicate an investigation
Against un-uncharged third parties. That's what they told us right? They said we've already looked through the files
You don't need to see the files back in July
Of course all the pressure has made them now start releasing some of this stuff
And we believe that this was slated for release, but remember they weren't gonna release all the files yet
they had to hold some back.
Well, we believe that these 11,000 files
are part of what they held back,
because clearly they aren't out,
and clearly they were ready.
A lot of these are redacted.
I mean, already you can see we found several files
that were once again over 100 pages
of redacted information.
So it was all ready to be released.
It's unclear why it wasn't.
But let me caveat before we get into the material
that this is a breaking story,
and as such, I'm sure there's gonna be
some pieces of information
that we are interpreting
or trying to interpret live and because of that,
I wanna warn you to withhold your judgment
on some of this stuff until we get more evidence.
I'm sure the president's gonna be asking
about some of this stuff.
I'm sure Todd Blanche, Pam Bonny,
they're gonna get asked about this
because it is extremely damning, I think,
what we see in some of this.
Specifically, I wanna draw your attention immediately
to the 10 co-conspirators that are mentioned
in some of these emails in 2019.
Now, this is just alarming stuff
because prior to this, remember
that all we really had was Jeffrey Epstein and Glaine Maxwell.
That's the only thing that would ever face any charges at all.
Glaine Maxwell, the only one who actually faced consequences, right?
But in 2019, apparently there were 10 co-conspirators.
Now, the people who were sending this to and from
have been blacked out, but at the bottom we see
that this is the violent crime section,
crimes against human trafficking unit.
And we can see that of the 10 co-conspirators,
three have been located in Florida,
served grand jury subpoenas, one in Boston,
one in New York City, one in Connecticut were served,
four out of 10 are outstanding with attempts having made.
What is a wealthy businessman in Ohio,
a lead in Spanish fantasy TV
and the remaining three are currently out of pocket?
This is stunning stuff.
Previously, we did not know
how many co-conspirators were suspected of
or I'm not aware of anything like that.
And additionally, some of the details on this
are revealed later because we see this subject line,
it says co-conspirators at the top
And it says, blank does not need to head out.
We made contact with blank last night in New York City.
Yeah, but are these victims the way,
why is this redacted in?
I thought they were pretty strict
about what it has to be redacted and whatnot.
Last night in New York,
contact was made with blank, blank, and blank.
By the way, I love how these potential
co-conspirators are people who are being blacked out.
Like why?
I thought the whole point of this was
you couldn't redact people for personal information reasons
or for public embarrassment.
You could only redact on the basis of it being a victim.
and I'm not sure how these people could possibly be victims here.
Steenfile's Transparency Act prohibits redactions, quote,
on the basis of embarrassment, reputational harm,
or political sensitivity.
Has anything been redacted on that basis?
Absolutely, positively not.
But anyways, you can see that it's a tense work.
Yo, here comes the cope.
I'm going to predict the cope, OK?
This is a suspicion.
This was pre-censored with the earlier task
to be embarrassment all that way back when and now they released the documents right with
the new censoring and this is this was done previously and it's why it's censored it and
it became uncensored.
I'm day for me to make a blank and I'm the famous who is now dead blank.
It makes sense to live in New York was a wait for the holiday week and we did not
have a good address made in New York attempts are made to Maxwell today blank.
You get it, like it's all, all the people they suspected this whole time are redacted,
of course.
And they say, I do not know about Ohio contacting Wexner.
Now that's a reference to Les Wexner, the former CEO of Victoria's Secret.
This is huge.
We've long suspected that he was, of course, one of the co-conspirators.
And obviously the fact the FBI suspected it isn't a 100% proof confirmation, but
clearly they were serving grand jury subpoenas.
I mean that must be who they're talking about one wealthy businessman in Ohio because later it's confirmed by this whole idea of Ohio
Contacting Wexner and you can see at the bottom
This is from the FBI New York when you get a chance give me an update on the status of the tin co-conspirators
This is really wise in any descender though. We knew as early as 2019
The right people to target and yet our FBI who's had evidence of this the entire time or leads on it
has declined to prosecute, right?
Because this is what the FBI now tells us.
Oh, don't bother, don't worry about it.
That's what they wanted us to believe in July.
Fast forward to December, we find out there's 10 guys
that they knew about six years ago.
It's insane.
Even over here, we see that in one of the lawsuits,
I believe this is with Maxwell,
the government actually wanted to refer to people at trial
as co-conspirators of the Finnegane-Maxwell incident.
Yo, I was just telling you that the FBI is going to flex when they find a dead assassin
because of the information of a homeless person, right?
They're going to flex that, but they won't go at length on the why they didn't catch
10 co-conspirators they didn't knew about for six years.
I mean, bro, I'm making it make sense, but I really explain it to me because I don't
get how that works.
A rule and then there's a Jeffrey Epstein and there are two names listed there who
are going to be listed as co-conspirators.
Again, who are those people?
We were told that the only co-conspirator now is Maxwell, and if you don't believe that,
you're crazy, you're conspiracy theorist.
But back in 2020, this was an idea not just promulgated by wackos, it was promulgated
by who?
The FBI themselves, the Department of Justice.
Look at this.
Co-conspirator question transcript.
This is from USANYS.
They say, question, when Jeffrey Epstein died, a lot of people asked, who's next,
is the government gonna hold people who are accused
of helping him recruit these girls?
Are they gonna hold them accountable?
And then the answer is, well, I'll note
that the original charges against Jeffrey Epstein
contained a conspiracy charge,
and we alleged that there were conspirators involved.
Jeffrey Epstein couldn't have done what he did
without the assistance of others.
And I can assure you that our investigation
is moving forward, except I guess not.
Against everyone except for Galeigh Maxwell, it got killed.
Like Galeigh Maxwell was the only one who faced-
But how's enough priority though?
Like, let alone being done and being like,
How is this not a top priority?
This is like an ultra mega case
that people would be salivating to jump on, like, what?
Justice, right?
Except then she got moved to club fed
to this nice prison, right?
And by the way, that whole interesting interview
we saw happen with Todd Grant,
Trump's former defense lawyer.
Yeah, but this is scary though,
because this is not a description.
This is like fucking ultra mega-croffin, though.
This is like ultra medieval involved, though.
This is like-
The whole thing is c-
The whole thing is c-
The whole thing is c-
This nicer prison, immediately afterwards.
And while he declines to comment on it, he says something very interesting.
Why was she moved just days after you interviewed her, Mr. Blanche?
That's a Bureau of Prison security issue that I will not talk about.
Did you have anything to do with it?
Did you have anything to do with it?
Let me finish.
First of all, I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons.
I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons.
So every decision that they make lands on my desk
to the extent it needs to.
But just let me talk about the security issue.
At the time that I met Ms. Maxwell,
there was a tremendous amount of scrutiny
and publicity towards her.
And the institution she was in,
she was suffering numerous and numerous threats
against her life.
So the BOP is not on.
How many people suffer from that in prisons
that go and get harmed or die
They're normal everyday citizens.
I mean, I'm getting a pretty big percentage of people
that commit crimes end up being,
have some form of reprisal or whatever.
And if you know a person, you get clappets.
It's unfair.
It's like, how come they get so treatment?
Oh no, oh no, no, no, we really, really need you.
We really, like, come on, bro.
I'm not responsible for putting people in jail
and making sure they stay in jail,
but also for their safety.
All right, so he's like, yeah, that's crazy.
That's it, no, I'm not gonna talk about that.
But every decision lands on my desk.
I mean, eventually he goes on to say that,
oh, she was in so much danger.
We were worried about her safety as a prisoner.
I just got to say, there's a lot of concern
about Ghislaine Maxwell all of a sudden.
I don't know where that came from.
There's not a lot of concern about these conspirators
that I guess we slept under the rug
that we don't care about anymore since 2019.
Guess we knew about them and didn't care.
What's even more concerning is our president
also seems concerned with the wrong people.
Like, well, Todd Blanche is concerned
about Glein Maxwell's safety and well-being.
You've got Trump concerned about-
The safety thing will make sense,
but that's what they would do initially though.
Like, what did they think about?
Why did they think, oh, we're gonna put this
in this fucking Gen Pop or some shit like that.
Okay, dude.
Oh my God, we must protect them now.
They would do this, they would know ahead of time
to not do that.
Like, I don't get it.
I think we're gonna be unfairly implicated
in the Jeffrey Epstein files,
rather than worrying about how to catch the people
that we obviously let go through the cracks.
the victims were protesting that too many of them were
reacted. I know there are a lot of people that are angry about
all of the pictures of other people you know but I think it's terrible look
I don't like the I like Bill Clinton I've always gotten along with Bill Clinton
I've been nice to him he's been nice to me we've always gotten along with Bill Clinton.
Yo, yo, you're not nothing but buck buddy why is he even standing there even saying this?
Buddy by the pictures they look like this this bubba guy
It's like a fucking bro, it's like a VIP.
It's like a fucking golden card.
That swat, you know, this guy's got the red carpet
on the roll as he walks to the fucking spot.
Like, are you kidding me?
I think you see photos come out of him,
but this is what the Democrats-
They have a fucking tailored fucking vest?
Or they're fucking-
But they're asking for it.
They're giving their photos of me, too.
Everybody was friendly with this guy.
I think it's a terrible thing.
I think Bill Clinton's a big boy.
He can handle it, but you probably have pictures
being exposed of other people that innocently met Jeffrey Epstein years ago, many years ago.
Now, to be honest, he gets off track from here, but the plan he was making is that those poor innocent,
you know, bankers who are meeting with Epstein, the poor lawyers who are meeting with Epstein,
like all of Epstein's friends are just caught up in this unfortunate thing.
And it's just such a reversal of... Well, if they had been triggered from the get-go,
if they actually did better overall over the years, they probably wouldn't even have to expose
everything so coincidentally some of these guys that have nothing to do with it, they
wouldn't even have to do all that.
Now they have to because there's ways.
Versal of what previously the DOJ and FBI believed, in fact they believed it so much that they
got a federal search warrant for the SDNY and they got it and part of the seasonable
data, part of the stuff that they commanded them to seize as part of the search warrant
which by the way I think you need some kind of like standard of evidence for, I'm
I'm not a lawyer, you guys can chime in,
but you can't just get a search warrant
without some kind of evidence that you believe
there's a crime that's been committed.
And part of it, it says evidence concerning the identity
or location of co-conspirators of Jeffrey Epstein,
including Blank and Ghislaine Maxwell.
So again, who is Blank?
Well, they keep redacting the names
of these co-conspirators, uncharged, remember,
and now they're saying we have no evidence
to charge anybody.
Clearly, they had evidence for a search warrant
and it's just completely ridiculous
that some of this stuff is redacted
and that we're viewing the rich and powerful people
who are mentioned as the victims here.
Now that's all I wanna talk about for now.
Remember, this is a developing story.
So there's, I'm sure gonna be more evidence
that comes out.
I will try to keep you updated.
I'm probably gonna cover more of this stuff in the future
because there's so much here.
But I had to get this out
while it was basically not public yet.
I mean, I think it's eventually gonna be public
when we don't know, but you can access all of it.
Well, exactly. Only victims are supposed to be protected.
So I mean, I mean,
somebody's gonna take the fault of this for sure.
Because I mean, otherwise,
Jack, I don't know how the world works.
What happens if the government is supposed to do something,
right?
And they break the law and they just,
they just keep doing it and they don't care.
And then nothing, nobody said like,
out of the bowl, nobody's, whatever.
What happens then?
Nothing?
You say, oh, okay, that sucks.
Will you move on?
Well, impeachment, yeah, I mean, that's what the president though, but what about, like, all other branches of the government though, no?
Thanks.
Excuse me, where's the bottle?
Thanks.
I-I doesn't even want to.
Um, anyway, the building office demands full transfer of it as well as what the furniture
is just as far and the manner in which it did makes one thing clear.
Someone or something is being protected.
We don't know who, what or why, but we know it's, we need no such protection.
QCL
Okay
Is it a we who's we
Please we
50 month sex QCL
Anyway, that's about it
Yes, I think I saw this already. I think I saw this.
This is a report of the FBI.
Yeah, I think this is like the...
I saw this. I saw this.
That was like debunked or whatever.
Oh, by the way, my score is high enough these days to write my own three notes.
My score is like way up. I got a bunch of scores.
That's the one super high
My eyes, I went and I strain I put some eye drops and it dried my eyes out and it was all right
How much time I've spent on this motherfucker?
but
And I even hate to say
Hey, how much time I've spent on this mother fucker.
It's true.
But uh, and I think-
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Shout out to my parents all my creations as well, by the way.
That's kinda cool.
I think they kinda, I think they kinda care,
they care for sure.
I tried guys and guys, I finished this food up
so we could go on a puzzle of games.
102 months, Pock.
Is anything fun to watch?
Avengers Dom's Day, films day.
Wait, they still could do with that?
I thought it was over, because it snapped.
Yeah, it didn't be over because this is the way it'd be made, to be honest.
Captain America doesn't make sense. It's Captain United States. Do we not agree with that?
You guys say it's not America.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is the guy who cheated and fucking in the arcade to make a role like her then?
I don't know who that is, I don't know who that is, I didn't even know who that is.
That's Captain America, is his real name?
Oh my god.
Guys, the fact you guys want me to know this is the reason why when I play a millionaire
game, did you know the millionaire game we play?
I remove Marvell, I don't fucking know, I don't know this shit, dumbass.
I don't know that, like, oh, dude, don't you know the exact surname and last name
of the set superior?
I don't fucking know.
Okay.
This is one of the rarest video game consoles
on the planet.
Only about a thousand units were ever made.
In a country that doesn't exist anymore.
I'll give it a try.
It's the first and only console
that was produced by the former East German Communist
State, the GDR.
Its name is the Bildschirm Spiel 0.1.
or the BSS-1 who wanted to know everything about it, who invented it, why was it built,
what does it tell us about communist tech ambitions, and maybe the most important question,
what does it feel like to actually play it?
The BSS-1 is more than a quirky piece of legacy hardware.
It tells a story about a secret war being fought in living rooms around the world,
Then today, this is the hunt for the lost communist console.
Hey, this is Jonas. You might recognize my voice, I'm the guy with the accent and one of the founders of Fern.
The guy you heard in the intro just now is Don. He's one of our riders, a native speaker and blessed with a much smoother voice than mine.
No!
All right.
Yo, stop saying that.
Yo, stop saying that.
I hate, yo, I didn't watch it today.
I guess I have a problem with my microphone.
Yo, yo, Jonas, Jonas, I hope you watch this clip.
Don't look at my little eyes or your face today.
Buddy, I can't speak English.
I cannot, I can't put a sense together in English.
But where's the one saying it?
And somehow I said a lot of watch hours.
People say number one for fucking five years in a row.
Dude, people watch the Furned videos.
They don't care about your dumbass accent
and nobody cares.
If we started watching it with your accent and voice,
we will continue to watch it with your accent and voice.
We don't care.
Don't give me this, oh dude, my voice sucks.
I'm gonna stop doing the video.
Buddy, this is you, Furnace, you.
I understand that there's ambassadors and owners.
Buddy, Fern is you.
Well, there wasn't, maybe unfortunately it's you
or fortunately it's you.
I don't care.
But the reality is that it is you.
It he'll narrate some of our content
to let me focus more on editorial work.
Action Park was his first video
in case you missed that one.
You'll still hear me and Hook, of course.
We're just mixing it up a bit.
So please give Dan a shot.
He's really cool.
Okay, I'll give him a shot.
Thanks, Jonas.
Nope, I didn't-
When we first heard about this mysterious console.
No! Not doing it! Not doing it! Sorry!
Guys!
Y'all, you know what? I guess I'm on business.
Guys, guys, the choice I'm on business means to fucking- to walk the walk.
You know what? No. I'm not- I'm not watching it.
Hello.
Everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Getting arrested right in front of a nosy neighbor has to be one of the most embarrassing things ever.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Hey!
Are you doing this, man?
This woman got arrested in connection with a kidnapping that happened over 40 years ago.
40?
Criminal Andy?
For some reason, this escalator in India started going crazy.
Oh, we're going to do a video about this thing!
It's because there's a motor inside the jet that resists, that resists, right?
And it causes some power thing.
And when it has to resist for too long,
and to load it, it cannot handle it, and it'll break, and it is a little break, and it'll snap.
This dog was having a fun time watching his boxing match.
And I'm from Josh Wonder.
Box, Paul's head batting, Paul looking to land the overhead right.
He's against the ropes, and Josh is just leaning in on him.
They don't like that, I think they don't like it.
So, I guess for some reason, Brazil has a replica of the statue of Luriti and it just
fell down a few days ago.
That was kind of disappointing. I don't want to be rude, but I'm just going to flop and
just...
You just get in the showbath?
They wanted to see what would happen if they used the face swap filter on a tattoo.
his little tiny dog was braving up to the spear with his bear.
His rainbow was seen...
His rainbow was seen falling straight out his clown.
That's cute.
Chat, this shug is tweaked, right?
It's not stock, it's the way.
His warthog decided to fight back and started chasing after this cheetah.
This guy found a bug that looks exactly like a leaf.
So I just found out that apparently sea lions have fur.
The streets in Groska are so icy right now that you can go skating on them.
I found a YouTuber that recorded some incredible video footage of the sun through his own telescope.
This guy is apparently way too tall to drive a car.
You guys are all busted.
You guys are all busted.
All of you are busted.
Every single one of you are busted.
Especially you, you are all busted.
Busted, busted, busted, busted, busted, busted, busted.
Get out.
Go on now, get out.
Maroda?
Oh no!
Take your time.
Wait, is it glitched?
Yeah, what's going on with this one?
Get out!
Take your time.
Maybe if they're gonna shit?
Oh, it's fainting.
A fainting goat.
These two rants were spotted-
These two rants were spotted fighting over a bagel in New York City.
Yeah, we saw all of that the way.
Impressive actually.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, I get it.
It's like a fit stopper.
Yeah, I get it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
She was so confident that she didn't even need a watch.
Alright then, I guess.
Do my chat walls those?
Those tubes?
Does raccoon just find out that he's-
Yes, I look cooked yet. Also, there's no-
Up on this hill before you think I'm- I'm on crack or some shit.
I'm not on crack. My eyes are strained. They're dehydrated.
Too fat to fit anymore.
You wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
They stumbled upon a super fun photo booth.
I'll bet it cool.
There's a farmer protest going on in France right now, and the farmers decided to have a concert with their tractors.
This is a large edible seed that can be found in Brazil, and it is super satisfying when
it falls apart.
That is you on this video, hope you have an amazing day, and I'll see you guys again
of a person
let me know man
yeah golly does that
are you stupid
yo the garlic
no it doesn't do that
wait does the sun have a surface
just like a thing that exists
okay chat you guys it's a boring video
so I'll show you my other videos
pure fire how does that even work
I think it says it this is garlic so it says it
maybe it'll it'll it'll melt
Good really I can't find my garlic video
Guys, you know what I'm talking about
Dude
All these guys it bang. Thank you. Yeah, it's something chance is knowledgeable
A whole head of garlic, garlic is the gold, you know, of the foods and a whole head of
garlic, and sometimes I put the whole head around the chicken and you can see the price.
I smell that head of garlic like that doesn't smell like anything.
I separate the clove, all that cook around the chicken, you suck the flesh out of it
and it's very mild.
Now the time I take the skin out of it, slice it, it's stronger.
time I crush it into a puree and I'm going to do that become very very strong you can
make that with a mayonnaise like aioli or rouille in the south of France and like one
close one is stronger than the whole head when it's used raw depending the way you
use garlic is different. Now to separate your clothes put it a bit on the side with
the foam of your hand, clean it like this, separate all of those clothes here especially
The garlic is relatively dry.
There is different type of garlic on the market.
Now, if you want to peel the garlic, you want to take the stem out of it.
The bang! Your feet.
And you want to take that stem, whether you peel it before you peel it or after you peel it.
I will do it before I peel it, because if I do it before I peel it.
What is it?
When I crush it.
Bang?
the skin will release very easily.
See, because I have taken the stand out again,
I crush it a little bit, and it releases.
That's it.
No, I'm not going to...
Now, if I use that thing in two very thin slices like this,
I can saute that, you know, I can even fry it in a skillet,
serve it on a salad, all that flavor oil
So we need to serve with a pasta.
What's the point of that?
We crush it.
Now, when you crush it, I have to break it here.
If you remember, this is a French chef knife.
Look at this guy.
These are the rips to clear up my finger.
If I use it horizontally, I have to clear up the table here.
No, I don't have a rips.
You go down and forward.
And now you crush it.
That's really all of the essential oil.
See all of that.
So this is now, it's a big Russian I can't feel.
It's sticky.
It's too essential oil to get together.
Now we can finish your dish just by working it this way.
I will clean up my knife on the table again.
That would be a peculiar problem.
Very important.
This is garlic.
Very cool, very cool.
See that?
Let's go.
How do we dice an onion?
onion. Look at that. Whoo! To the good onion. Good onion is a heavy onion, so it's six
pound onion. It's also an onion where the onion is split. This is the tip of the
onion or the onion. The onion is not the knife around the onion. Remove the
pepper skin of the onion. Dice an onion and an onion. Cut the onion in half on the
onion and onion. Then the onion with onion and onion. Onion right here.
Onion. Onion.
One of those portions, possibly.
My experience with fish is I go to my fish store and I buy a plate of fish.
Oh yeah, this is actually insane though.
Now, watch very carefully.
First off, in order to fillet it properly, you've got to scale it properly, okay?
Nice, nice sharp knife.
Get comfortable with the fish, okay?
Tilt the knife forward and just let the knife do the work.
Don't let the knife do the work.
Forward, and just let the knife do the work.
Don't over hack the salmon.
I said, I don't like that there.
You're going to bruise it.
I'm trying to just memorize every little move I'm making,
and I am just freaking out.
I'm going to slice through.
Build the bone halfway through, and come down.
OK?
Turn the salmon round, hand on, and just come all the way down.
Let's.
The longer one is great.
Do the work.
What's the one that's saying that?
Well, the chicken one is crazy.
The chicken one?
Awesome.
Gordon starts to work on the salmon
like he's cutting through butter.
And Susie's next to me having a complete orgasm watching.
And I was just thinking, do not be fooled.
It is not that easy.
Turn that towel.
So, there's my towel.
Second portion, off of the belly, off of the top.
And real violent cuts.
Very sexy, but it's kind of a possible cut, though, man.
Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 14.
You're required to get 10, OK?
I want one portion cut, useful.
Tasting delicious, youthful season.
I've got my salmon 95% on the skin.
And then two minutes before salmon, I sear it on top, sear it pink.
We don't go for a well-done salmon.
Dude, do you look as long as I don't know?
Oh, it's over there!
Right, lobster. First off...
Well, lobster is disgusting, but still, though.
Now, from there...
Is this the one, though?
...to lift open and twist, OK?
Now...
Open up that tail, press it in between your hand, palm of hand,
in, and squeeze the top part of that tail.
Literally squeeze.
Yeah, stay out of it.
Lobsters are C-bugs.
Hold it open and twist.
There's bugs in the water.
Nothing else about it.
Do not burst lobster.
How can you get mad at Aspen with his cockroaches
Carp roaches, if you eat carp roaches in the sea.
And when you get down to the third one, come on there.
Explain it to me.
Push in and gently literally pull out the tail.
From there, claws separate the knuckle.
Oh, sushi.
Pull the first claw, twist.
Sushi is awful.
Pull, turn out, get rid of that water.
Again, separate the knuckle, twist.
He's got to have a look at how he does that though.
From there, big knife, hold up the claw, in, twist, burst, off.
Little finger in, off of the claw.
Knuckles, off. I mean, here's the goal, Jen.
There. Through here, slice, one half.
Not blood, but...
down, push, from there, open up.
Beautiful.
Okay? One knuckle out.
Take this off.
These little beauties have a touch of meat.
They're showing where.
Did all that work?
Just to eat the fucking bite of this bullshit?
Roll and pin at the back, push, and out comes the leg.
These are tiny little legs,
But the meat inside is so sweet.
It's extraordinary.
Again, slice at an angle.
Open up the knuckle, down, in, and squeeze.
Oh.
From there, take the head, cut tentacles off.
There's a V here.
Other mandibles?
Go around.
Present your lobster.
Take out that
That's just a touch of the carcass
Show you why in the brain in the fucking keep that nice
and uprights there's
That's how
There's our claw
Inside
Before Jack what it is that though that meat though if it's a muscle order what the fuck even is that though is each
It's fucking...
Second knuckle.
Then you go on neck.
That's muscle, okay?
So how come many of them are fucking jacked?
Right.
If lobsters have muscle, how come no lobsters are jacked?
Head.
Touch the wall.
That is how to extract your meat from your stomach.
Good luck.
Larry's a fucking... there's a cartoon. Are you stupid?
There's a cartoon. Are you dumb?
Oh, do you know what? I can't because it's unavailable in my country.
Because they're being just a little bit...
Yeah, this is the chicken. I can't watch it.
Look, look, look. It's the most delicious.
The live one of this.
Chicken.
Yeah, live video. Watch this guy.
In fact, it's just a dream.
I'm going home tonight.
I am so happy.
My husband loves chicken.
I cook chicken sometimes twice a day.
So I'm feeling very confident.
Now, to be a true master chef, you
have to be able to take a stunning bird like this
and break it down into all its delicious parts.
It's so easy.
Honestly, for me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
Really, Gordon?
Yeah.
All right, well, here's the deal.
Come on.
Oh!
So improv, man.
Dude, I like the improv there.
Holy shit.
Oh, I'd have mercy.
Not to mention it. It's not so good at that.
It's, uh, they would never shoot anything.
You know this?
He's actually gonna cut up this chicken with a blindfold?
Wow.
Two thighs, two wings, two breasts, one carcass.
You watching up there?
Yes, chef!
Lift up the knife, paste back the skin,
and literally slice through.
Pull back, up out, adjoin.
Wait, really?
Come around.
Slice off.
Again, paste, pull back, up out.
Slice down from there.
Feel where the knuckle is.
Off.
One thigh, one drum.
Now for the exciting part.
Chicken wing.
Is there a bridge here?
Come through the wing.
Snap off.
Snap off.
Back to the main part of the bird.
Feel the breastbone down the middle.
Come through the wishbone.
And let the knife do the work.
Press on.
Feel back that skin.
Very carefully feel the knife in.
Through.
Down.
Incredible.
Pull back the fillet and off.
One carcass, two drums, two fives, two wings, two breasts, down.
Well done!
Easy.
Can I beat that? I mean, no, man.
I bought my chicken fucking straight up at the store.
What do I care?
What am I getting? I don't buy it at the store either.
I get this shit already cooked, already prepped.
Yo, there's probably 46 employees of retail that manipulate the government, I don't even
fuck.
It's like genuinely one of the most important things you will hear this week.
X, Felix, could you pause the video really?
There's a lot of jumpers for a second.
Okay?
And then, yes.
I mean, how can you possibly mix up shooting and stuff?
Like, what's it?
like tell me it's really like did you actually put salt in your little cake thing there to
this day to this day I still don't know and I mean that honestly I'm not saying it because
I don't want to answer it but when I tasted the cake the cake tasted fine to me because
as people said if you mistake soft sugar in a cake the first thing you're going to
do is spit it out and it yo yo true chat guys and guys procedure I cooked some pancakes
put some salt instead. Brother, brother, it's unedible. It jumps to your brain. It gives
you nauseous. Are you kidding me? I'm not saying it because I don't want to answer it.
But when I tasted the cake, the cake tasted fine to me. Because as people said, if you
mistake salt, sugar in a cake, the first thing you're going to do is spit it out.
And it makes sense to me. I've never made that mistake because I'm not a baker. Yeah.
I mean, it's scripted, what can you say?
I mean, it's what it is, I mean, it's scripted.
Guys, we all, yeah.
See, if we watch all of the measures back-to-back, and we're kinda locked in on watching it,
we know it's scripted, you know.
You can't cook. Sorry, Dad.
I can't cook it.
Okay, I'm ready.
This is what?
The clip is scripted, but you can still put salt in pancakes.
Yeah, but if you're playing the sugar with salt, brother, it's going to cook your brain.
it's it's awful um oh me don't don't do it too fast I'll do I'll do practice few
with the thing at the middle is yet
so what's causing this to happen then
like it thinks that it's it's the wrong instance
I think I need to open it my best first oh the configure goes to the main
Director, right? Thank you. It's okay.
It's opening up in here.
Nanananana.
So if I do this...
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Yeah, he's always getting sheep.
hope your eyes start feeling better. God bless you and Merry Christmas. XPCL.
He's already finished on hold, adding out the GM.
Another lady, he's in the way now.
This is what happens when you have a weapon out.
It is so clutched.
Have a good stream excuse now.
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These are fucking optimized like fucking like a temple runs like you're just done
they just shut up like like like temple are we are we there this
is it to my left? I am...
what do you think of this difference?
This is this is it bro, bro, bro, bro, when you're playing the game, when you're doing
runs, it's not interesting.
Like it's bad practice, practice is good, it's good for actual runs.
Is that any possible?
Are we fucking dead ass 25 months welcome meat of the jungle?
not reason there are a ton of them on nexus mobs and we're no place we're not
trees if james was a rundown and they've never had a player to not reason
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I'll just use what I've got to take in.
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This is embarrassing
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If you want me, if you need me, it's all we are.
I got this.
Warman, let you meet me
Come on, now
Come on, now
Warman, let you meet me
Come on, now
I think it's fine.
As long as I get like a, it's a good, it's also a good entry, I mean it, relatively, right?
Wait, did I not see it?
I did see it.
Now all shape, down, down, down four.
What were my bashing though?
What were my bashing though?
I never saw it.
Better.
I didn't see it, no it was not, there's no way you saw that.
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Oh my friend god brother I've never seen in my life but these seeds that bro it
grow bro this is straight from the demons themselves I spawned in hell
Oh, here it is!
Five fucking skeletons right there.
Oh man, I can't be too involved with this.
It's okay.
Um, my nine is where?
Sheer and then backwards no problem
that's an ocean and it's still gave me a BT fuck you it's buggy
That was a little bit far for a wood there, but it's okay.
I think that's good, right?
Actually, not that good.
one point, not bad at all, honestly, ah, she can have decent though, let me just check
it real quick it looks good to me
okay it's in there
now
Oh
Back right
Let's see if I can see something else, nope.
It's more secure left-sided, but it's not as fast as the right-sided.
It is, eh?
Nothing so far.
I
Love music again focus
Giving striders in the result
Doesn't look like I forced it into a
Let's try, what is that?
What the fuck is that?
If that's a dead portal, I am done.
I am done.
It's not.
Dead portals also sometimes look like dashes sometimes.
Oh, it's built in again, oh my god, it's fine, no point in planning.
I'm going to play now.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's wrong with this, what's wrong with this?
Is there bug?
What the?
Huh.
Wait no way man.
What the fuck is that?
I was going to get like a gold coin
I'm going to pick up the right side, I think you always do it last
Oh
I mean I guess there's that
8 Pearls?
Watch this!
This is what the fuck I do!
That's gonna hit the- let me hit the crossfucking every jail.
That's spying a bit again.
I don't know if doggy would have had it.
well that's let me guess it was like on the cusp of being right-sided but it
ended up being forwarded and I went left side to go around and it's gonna
got me yep I mean that's just insane
what the frick
I'm gonna burn you wow
She's actually gonna do that
Oh wait a minute, I mean, where is it?
Oh, this is abysmal.
I mean, even for being filtered seeds, this is just sad, as you know, just say how this...
like it where was it
these are guilty these are guilty these are guilty
I- I- I- I- Fuck it, I'm doing- I'm doing- I'll do good work. I'll- I'll go do good work at once.
That- that- everything else was good.
Everything else- that was- that was stellar gameplay.
Everything else was good.
Those straight rates were shit.
Those chests were shit.
What the hell was with the-
What is that? Is it in?
Oh, there's an in here.
Nope next next this one this one's got it there
It's not this is nothing right
It can't be
Sunkin. Suction? What about? Come on, alright. Nope. Oh, no. Here's to begin with Sunkin.
I thought I would check for a possible... I'll take my boats and send them. I'm just
votes what do I bitch
doesn't look like it to me but if you vote
Oh, that's good.
That's good to me, corner.
No, wait, I mean, did that work?
Yeah, that works.
Was that a block?
What is that?
What is that gift?
What the?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Yeah, they're gonna be
it's still a good time though right-sided this is gonna roll I mean I
don't I don't see a problem with this one yes I make you blanket I it's it's the
bottom I'll get it when I what I mean they have a lot of food in which is
substitute for the time loss looks like a network to me
I can do this.
I can do, I can do, I can, oh my god, is this soul shaft?
I mean, I'm slow, but this is a very scuffed underlock, I know that I'll block something.
Yeah, I mean it's just go down it's playable. I think it's in front. Oh
I'm gonna I'm not gonna go up there
And get blocks I'm gonna mind your own to throw
Like a nice little path here.
You need to block to play the game.
If you have to do the block, you're right.
I mean it is the world war.
oh
my left right
here xqc
welcome to the end of dragon chain
fine
so can anyone give me a really great thumbs up
SURE! SURE IS! SURE IS!
Coming up.
That's triples.
It's triples.
Captain, you're gonna have to go from the left to the left, Oscar.
You see what's over there?
I need to look at the enemy first.
Hold on.
I
Mean I know I do I know how to do it's fine
Maybe a little bit tricky
Oh, I forget. I'm so fucking dodged it just.
Um...
Blackboard?
Blackboard?
Blackdown, man.
Blackdown?
Blackdown?
I
Know what
more pros
anymore pros, anymore pros, anymore pros!
I need more pros.
Is that all I did?
I did
Sure is
Walk it
No planks. That's entirely on me. I don't have to do it. I don't have to do it. I don't
I don't know how to do it!
The inventory is so bad now.
Can I do it? Can I do it on the boat or not? Can I do it on the boat?
I had to completely forgot my Mbaga line.
That's huge.
No, what are you doing?
I mean I think I went on the way on the sign
I can't probably do the broke
the
I mean
I think this is bullshit, let's be honest I'm not even gonna come out bound man, it's
It's completely stuck in.
I don't think there's any wood down there.
what a fucking nightmare what a nightmare
I hate this game, I hate it.
is that 174, 174?
174, 94.
94.
Manifold.
No word in it.
Yeah, I just fucking up I thought I'd go with it for the eight
Ah, that's a nice structure right there. I like that.
Ah, that's nice. I like that. Very cute. Very nice. Fuck you.
This is fucking awful
So every day I mean there's a hidden something somewhere something is hidden somewhere. Oh, I watch it. It's fun too much
So, since I came into the wrong spots,
there's something hidden like...
What do I mean?
Oh my God.
I had to reverse find it.
This is crazy.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm gonna fucking snap.
I
My god, no I can't I can't
Jack it only takes a much too much
what the fuck what the fuck did you see the fucking hit of pigs at the triple
they were so stacked I was losing FPS they were so stacked my game was crashed
did you see that shit what the fuck is that a gun
There's nothing else to it, nothing else to it, yes it wasn't played perfectly, but there
was no throw, that was doomed, it was a two plank, it was a two planker, that was a certified
Two planker! Certified it!
Tell me there's a fortified fucking bomb in this village.
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
Tell me to the- the- the- the bo-
I put a TNT in the middle of it
and I blow it the fuck off it!
Where's oh my god
Wow Jack who's a little wonderful day?
Who's that? Who's the most wonderful day my god?
Jesus that's it's one of the best I've had in a long time
More of this please
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I can't even get the bare minimum.
The bare minimum.
Oh my god.
Forge, hold on.
Oh my god.
Forge!
What?
I'm outplayed but it's not, it doesn't really mean much of anything.
Alright, when I look up to it, it's one, one, two in, spang, bang, three, punch the
bitch ass.
Hey bitch!
Oh no he can't reach!
Bang!
On y'all!
Bang!
Bang!
Fuck you!
Fuck your life!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Sponk!
What a buster!
What a buster.
Since your day is going so good can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No!
Welcome, man.
This guy...
I
Was in that lover there
What a fucking treat what a treat
I
Never know
Oh, tell me why
I forgot about the XQC law!
Guys, I forgot about the XQC law!
There's no natural lava around the village spawns if it's on the spawn point.
Look!
The XQC law!
This is not natural lava, it doesn't count.
Wait, hold on.
There's lava on that top.
There we go.
The XQC law.
I forgot about the XQC law.
That's crazy.
I have a lot, it's been studied by most big, most nice runners.
It's a shaft, I know, but maybe there's both.
Yeah, I mean, no.
It's still be left, though, even if there's a double, right?
It's a boat!
It's a boat!
It's a boat!
Some of the time I've said it, I knew the XQC law.
I've heard it before.
I watched the streams offline and people talk about the XQC law live on streamer.
because you don't want to hear that if nobody asks you a lot, then it'll exist.
What, what, what?
Yeah, it's on the coast.
On paper, it would be right now.
That's cap, that's cap, that's cap.
So no pepper here boys.
What is this, bro?
Dude, that was really good!
Oh, that was a good one!
That was a good one.
I enjoyed that.
I have to take three, I have to take three.
I
I googled excuse me I see stuff about
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Where?
I didn't see lava.
Where?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
I'm not getting capped. I did that scap.
No, the kelp is because of both generations.
Pancake.
The kelp is because of both generations.
Oh no, I got shot hard, I got shot hard.
I got shot hard.
The kelp exists because the boat generates there, man.
Game, that's game.
Video and something, same thing.
That was a good one.
I'm not gonna die, but this is pretty hopeless.
I mean there's one hand.
It's at least 10 chunks out.
I never stuck 10 chunks out of it.
No, it's not possible.
The maximum that my vision saw was like two chunks.
The thing is that like at least eight or nine chunks out of the body?
Who is it going to?
Why don't you stop 10 jokes of my dick?
Dude!
The ounce is really good.
Did you really, you really got it with that?
Jesus Christ.
Still creative.
Fucking bitch.
It should be right here
Am I fucking stupid
It's right side
Yes, yes six in a bastion yes, dude dude
Talk orders would be at that's a fucking dragon at this point man
I am a top runner. I am a top runner.
World record, Blenger, Paybozer, 56 months. Don't throw this run, excuse me.
I
Mean it's it's not just built in this this is blocked in
Wondering a new tier a new era of running it like this is a fucking brain dead. It's
It's it's
Yo yo
There is zero blocks zero breathing room. This is actually
Completely oh no. Oh no. I mean this is demonic. What the fuck is that?
brother how is this even possible it has it zero fucking breathing room
still been it was already dead it what we don't is it
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I can see it, I'm not gonna spawn but I mean...
Yeah, I dunno.
I think it's both of them, I'll give you a hold of it.
Nubbles.
Oh, this looks, this is in the mirror.
Looks good to me chat, looks good chatting to me.
Strap in this is it
It's right no it can't be
Look look at see that see
Fragments. Oh my god undergoes
Ecstasy law fragments fragments look what's under
Yo, that's my law that's my law I'm telling you
weird tunnel fragments means it's going to be a cave a shaft so we're doing a
And you see a fragmented you know for a fact it's shaft
You feel me
This handle has no food it
It makes me feel like I'm cheating it when I see the boxes.
It makes me feel like I'm using a packet.
I
Wish anything is playable now
Oh my god, what's up, okay
I'll be here for all of us because we need to get a lot of the only ex-QC a lawsuit
It's gonna be a full of entry, which is a problem, but who knows.
When I do the next few CS lookouts, it just brings up some shit fast in the plan.
Can you tell me what the test to do?
Oh there, oh there, oh there.
So we already made a joke there.
So we already made a joke.
You're late.
You are so late.
I mean
Two minute entry but without food is really bad. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
This is very unlikely
Love the streams excuse me
I mean, yeah, I mean this looks good actually
Nope
140 over 150 at 21, absolutely abysmal what it is
This guy's skill is insane, true.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
True.
No, no, no, that's not the true thing that's in the lifer.
He said that! He said that!
He didn't get ya!
Cam?
Let's look for entry because it's a very very shallow biome.
This is that it.
Maybe right-sided.
It looks like a network to me.
I
Will craft any at once
Um, I think we have to
Oh
We're the next
I hear it. I can already hear this game play out if you don't need to, so come on out.
haha
let's get that banger there
trough
let's get that
I know, oh wow, that's really bad actually.
That works. Yeah, that's good. It's good. It's good. It's really good. And
Mojang it. Yep. That's it.
I have a 64
Bro, that's like a middle of nowhere though
What the- Oh my- Yo, these basaltes are crazy.
Enjoying the MC Run seconds, would you consider doing a segment where you explain the technical
aspects like score, scanning, and varying treasure?
Um, yeah, well, man, well, that's kinda cool.
It's very simple, like, if you're a new player, you know what, it can actually be pretty
easy to learn.
a lot of the stuff that I know is useless nowadays because they it's like remove that
in the run pretty much.
Anyway if you do the numbers nowadays we don't have to do the numbers anymore.
What kind is it? What kind? What kind? What kind? What kind? What kind?
It looks like this is gonna be a stable.
It's not a triple, triple. So we cannot do the top strat after the bottom strat.
So we're gonna check the gaps and then we're gonna hope that we're gonna get fucked really hard it
Now get ready to get absolutely fucked here
race
Oh
I mean, I mean, like I said, like I said, three dudes, three dudes.
You know what?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, you, um, votes are not insane anymore.
That's not worth it.
Is that a PC?
No, I'm on it.
Nope.
Excellos.
Excellos saved me like 8 seconds or there.
Thank you.
We're just going to scan it, we're just going to scan it, actually we can use a little
bit.
It might have been useful.
Oh wait, what was that?
I think it's, oh, actually, actually, actually, here it comes, hold on.
Oh, wait, what was that?
I think it's... Oh, actually, actually, actually, here it comes.
Hold on.
Um, yeah.
Watch this, buddy.
Wait, what?
Wait, yeah, she's a BT.
Wait, no way, right?
Next try, we're about to force it.
And we're lost to 60 years old pro-boat.
What did you do?
What did you do?
Slow down man, way too fast. Holy shit.
Oh, in the bucket.
I mean, it was a light beat anyway. This was the right one.
I mean, this is a shaft guarantee, but maybe it's both. We never know, right?
I don't think... I don't think it's a BT. I'm gonna skip it a buck.
But now it looks like a BT. What the fuck is going on?
What the?
Dude, what the fuck is happening over my head today?
No, it cannot be BPD!
What was that? I don't know what I was going to do anymore. I'm just gonna stick my money log in.
Hi BPD, it was actually a lie.
We had a damn shit, it was a lie because I didn't use the extra lie there, but I could have used it.
It was a lie, but it could have been not a lie though.
Stop trying to coin the phrase, excuse me.
Ain't nobody using the term A stair.
I mean, but what do you mean?
How do you use it?
How do you use it?
Also, I don't coin phrases, they just draw.
Yeah, as I have like an aura quote,
but I can't think about it.
Also, yeah, I don't just coin phrases,
they just happen.
What can I say?
That's the motion I got.
I
Know you're having it. I have been getting enough sleep that my eyes are fucked because of my eye job is an A that were too
I put too much accident and it cooked me
Yes, yes, I have enough sleep. Thank you, man
Yeah, I don't, I don't confer the coin me.
All right, away the wall there, it's a little bit of a loss.
out out out out out out
decent decent decent decent
good food and everything hold on
61 months from a hot female
a hot female, so very real. I love you, Papa.
17 extra is not great, but
Come on dude
empty
empty
How long do you think you'll take for the execution to be reported?
I mean that was a spike, no, does that not count?
I see it.
Very far though.
I see it, it's very far though.
make slaps that exists like holy shit
it's not over yet it looks like it's both a lot I don't want to say anything
about it but
What do I do?
Oh no way right?
Oh my god, it's raining some other oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck is this rain?
It's a bridge and it's like half-buried and like what the fuck
There's a chance of the before just went next to it there on paper
It was built in entirely.
What a fortress though, was it close enough?
Passion again.
And me, it was close enough, but it was fully built into the meadow, and everything was
built in it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
I mean, genuinely though, if everything was outside, Gigi, that's it, that's Gigi.
Like you put this outside on a slab?
Boom, did he?
I mean, this is a boat, but...
Fuck off.
I don't know what to say, man.
I mean, I'm not trying, I mean, I'm trying.
This is just fuck yes shit. Sorry. No more swine today.
This is very upsetting.
You're rena.
Actions, my cautious.
It's the upside down boat, maybe buried and maybe not.
It's buried.
Table.
I can make sure that, I can make sure that.
Yep.
Welcome me to the jungle to get the force in cdc, eggs, juice, sea, ham.
I get the food there fire you get the food right
It's a little bit annoying, I'm not a liar.
I've had it.
Actually, can I have an actual win, Loki?
This is playable.
To be a South is not terrible, but I mean, I have food, I have blocks, I have wood.
I mean, I have everything.
I'm loaded up, then.
All you know is some some entry maybe maybe some kelp
That's game game set match
What? Linus?
What the hell is that?
Oh, there's RB.
It's the battle. I'm playing.
This lack of luck is actually scary, but it's generally scary.
Let's get it, let's get it.
I think they're far away.
Unless, unless it's not far away, and it's broken, watch it be broken, watch it be broken.
You better watch an actual cinema.
I
Watch a glimpse of the remnants of the fucking warlord watch this very
Watch me navigate that what do we do this terrain like a worm
With a song coming out in the background I'm almost like a scripted movie. I can say it's playing out right in front of you
And you get to be a witness of that watch this
it's a perfectly exposed bridge perfectly exposed but a force is only I know
where it is because it is a thrilling movie as I dodge it bang head shot
I got that.
Strip to death.
Bang.
Bang.
I
Yeah, I didn't have to build it there.
That's it.
The script is longer than you think it is.
Well, the downloaders don't get it there.
You think I would make a fucking movie that, like, what, last nine minutes?
I give you hope and then die.
to create an undoubted story a failure a failure for what a failure for the
upcoming victory they'll make it again more juicy more cinematic more real
feeling almost relatable most that's I do
I miss a bit of scuttle coming in, now all I gotta do is ask my family.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
and and open and open
are we den as
Yo, is this fucking ambient?
Is this fucking ambient?
Jesus Christ!
Fuck, man!
I felt an ambient by like, fuck, man!
insane it I I don't see any help I'm a rematch did you said it no don't say it
don't let's not do that no say no say no say no say
right now we're gonna yeah
Watch out!
Oh
I'm not gonna give up. I don't have small things affect me stoic. Holy fucking chitchat
I don't want to spot.
Yikes.
Oh.
What the?
That's both of them. I mean that's both right numbers huge
It won't be skewered that that that early right
It really would not cure that early
of
and
the next to me
What the fuck is happening?
I think I ended the curse seeding.
It's not the wrong way man, I'm navigating it's color.
It's infront of me to the right but I mean...
Hey, there's your G.
I don't know what I missed.
I don't think I get it.
So what are those fun ads?
There's no where for me to get there.
There isn't.
Over the hill.
Ah, I wouldn't admit it.
Where'd you go?
I hate this game.
This game is lame.
I
Watch this next evening
I don't think I'm making a sword in mind.
I need to get um, I'm not making sure I can't I
I think I need to make blocks as well.
It wouldn't have been the worst idea though.
I might as well just get a better axe to get better blocks because I can make sheer.
Back to the mines. This time we will get the hobos.
I don't see how we're walking.
Foxy Vesta!
I should have left the armors over here.
Oh, there's a hole.
Wow.
I don't see it.
Bored.
Left.
Triple.
If there's blocks that are built inside it's stables, right?
of
That's why I need locks.
I
Do down down fuck what am I doing?
Is it such a rule?
Love that
That's a bad, bad gap.
on paper. I have an idea.
Watch this shit.
Wait, there's not gold blocks on this, uh, on this section?
Yo, I might as well...
Yeah, I don't, uh, see this is that gap, it's that gap, it's that gap, it's that
gap.
I mean it's a 120. It's a 120. Suck me off. It's a 120. This is the only unplayable
fashion in all the... If you put all the combinations of fashions in the game, this
This is the absolute only community you can play
This is unfair
And- oh my god
That would have been playable
That's two pearls
It's just shit, fuck you
I
Didn't okay, so yeah, I'm telling you dude. I'm telling you
The twitching
Yo, thank you to get all the kids so much of it. I appreciate it much. How about that?
111
No, that sentence was dropped by thank you very much. Very sweet. Thanks for noticing me
And these ones of course, I'm gonna be using his fur words
Oh
No
Oh God yeah, I'm scared
I'll see it.
I'll see it.
That's it
don't you and your don't you there
minus one
Some trees a little though.
I can see that's, um, AMA-could.
Uuuhm...
Oh my god, it's over.
Any box?
It's white, that's your man.
No blocks, no windings, that's what it is.
No poison, please.
I mean, it's looks like a triple triple movie, triple triple sales movie
I don't like that, I'm just gonna take my time with it
the
I
Did it
I think that works so the one I'm dead at
I
Bra bra bra bra bra
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I hope it didn't happen now.
Abbey? Abbey?
I don't think I should just go back, right?
I
Didn't figure out
I have never seen that.
I have been doing runs for a fucking five years.
I have never ever ever seen that.
Oh no, oh no, that's the idea.
Yeah, you might actually be dog shit.
Brother, brother, brother, brother.
The CIA fucking pig dropped from the top rows all the way down to the top, down onto my block and pushed me off of it.
The- brother, brother, did you fucking see that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, produce the clip, produce the clip.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, no, I'm this fucking close, I'm this fucking close. Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I'm going to get- Oh no, I mean, bro, this isn't
what the fuck no generally though what the fuck
Yo, actually, I've never seen it in my life!
It's a kamikaze!
I've got kamikaze in it.
I've got...
Yo, no, no, but really though, explain.
Brother, brother, my game is on easy mode, which means the pigs don't drop down because they want you.
because they want you. They're not allowed to drop from that far up. He took fall damage. He jumped from
dude what the fuck? I don't know. Reverse clip. I want to see where the place he can jump to
and but but why would go there though but why did he go to though no no no no
yo that's a player that's it I didn't share my files on out but that's a player
that's a player that's a player dude that's not a mob what the fuck is that
I mean, that's a little jealous though, um, no, I can't, there's, oh my god, oh my god.
guys my eyes are my eyes are cooked I'm fucked that was that was all that you
had and then that's all I got yo yo yo chat look at my look at my look at my
snap we might look we might oh my god it's actually getting worse oh my god
what oh my god oh my god brah brah look like I just smoked some crack it
This is it.
Yo, yo.
Oh, nah!
Oh, did Gigi, did Gigi.
I know I'm not supposed to use eye drops,
but I use eye drops and it quickens my eyes.
Like I think it's running about,
Because when I went to bed, it was hurting me, and then it started sweating a little bit.
Like, it should be better by tomorrow, right?
Wait.
You think it's allergic reaction, you think?
Um, probably not, no shot, I'm not allergic to anything.
Yeah, so sometimes I, after using it, I jump like it hurts under my eyes, but it never
swells like that.
I had the same thing happen to me about a year ago.
I have been blind ever since.
Okay.
I look like though if you're blind if you can't see what I look like
Yo, never try shit like that against debunker buddy buddy buddy I
Debug it on the fly look puppy
But yeah, I drops is just because
like it like sometimes I don't say much and I wake up and my eyes are dry but I
shouldn't use them. I fuck it. Chad, guys, the run will clean you tomorrow.
Let's just be a chiller. Chad, the run will clean you tomorrow. I promise.
Tomorrow, good time, early, daylights.
Ben, a police department in Ohio respond to a reply about a stolen golf
card from Kansas State University leading to the most bizarre pursuit of
their careers.
I
Be the baby going on the sidewalk
It's gonna be it's gonna be Ellen DeBouboss. He's blowing up stop sign. He's not stopping
West on
Central approaching Chesna.
That's a bright A.
No, this is a bit of long.
14-9, Chesna now.
There we go.
Northbound at Circle K.
He's going the opposite traffic.
Try to cut him off here.
out of all the states all the other gas stations and like
We're going to the basket thinking.
He's going on a hiking bike.
I think we're tripping.
Okay, see you.
We're on the hiking bike trail going towards D Street.
What was that shit?
What was that shit? Okay, I never did this shit anymore. I just shat and bugged in.
No quick trip with a Q, right?
No quick trip with a Q, right?
Okay.
Let's grab a box of man, cause he's not the style for me.
We're going.
I've never worked on before, yeah, they're very, they're very hard on your eyes a little
bit.
I want to use my gambling knowledge, yeah.
There's a little silence, man.
Oh my God, there's a little silence.
Silence Jesus
It's a rubbing
I mean, what do you even do, man, you need some Inspector Gag, I mean, this sort of
event doesn't happen often enough, when they have tools against that, like, you know,
I don't know if you can hear me with the wave, like...
You need like a fucking lasso or something.
Yo, this isn't actually a hard to catch though.
but he's cooking a lot of trees to he can easily leave around and lose them
22 miles an hour on it.
Why not just get me back yards?
Maybe for all the minutes to back up so we can box them up here.
I'm gonna go on the sidewalk, let's box them in.
I don't think I'm still making it all the way up there.
Oh my, it seems to be holding the road over there.
He's just on my cruiser.
What I mean, I mean bro.
Yo, he's more units!
He's in more units! Jesus!
There's still a guy on the spot on Duncan, he's on the sidewalk, approaching Chestnut.
So this is the town that people don't have backyards that have tents or whatever, like he could easily like, went through backyards 100% and you saw it on the corner.
Go back to Chestnut, he's out on the sidewalk still.
That's a nice place though.
Okay, yo, this thing is holding yo
What he's gonna clean with it that
Yeah, I'll be sure he stole that it's gonna be good with it
We can cut him off, we can slow him down.
I need a few hundred to cut him off.
I don't know, I just want to try and lock him.
I need a four hundred over there.
There he is.
He's on the sidewalk in front of the museum.
Museum?
Is he blocking?
Uh-oh.
I mean, he has so much grass to go to here.
Oh, fuck!
Where'd he go?
Did he just U-turn it?
Oh, I did it.
Oh, he gave up on us.
Wait, he has to open that.
He has to door.
what did i do get up you guys you stop if there's no reason
get up you struck my vehicle so let's talk let's get up on that you ran out in front of me
i'm gonna tell you you're not stopping what why well i mean the car's important stolen
the car's important stolen yes oh my god yeah can you check my back of my car how bad is it
yes great mark crack bumper where to go buddy didn't you steal one of these already or
get in trouble with their stealing stuff all you had to do was stop man i didn't know you guys were gonna go crazy like that
when you don't stop and you're going on the sidewalks and you're not stopping for police what do you expect
i'm not scared of them man because of the stuff that's happened to me like
scared of them running from us you don't think that that no the police the police i'm
scared of the police now just to verify that i don't know if we can't date they were not aware of it
What the hell are you doing?
It wasn't even reported stolen.
Why'd he steal shit? No way, I mean...
all the way from Kent, you drove it out here.
Yeah.
I mean.
Yeah, I'm like, whoa, man, why didn't you stop them?
Because you guys, you got to have a high-five.
Is it that unbelievable that he drove six miles?
I mean, because I don't trust you guys.
I mean, you guys, I don't trust you guys.
Yeah, that golf cart, that golf cart was a reported stolen.
It's not even Kent State's.
It's got a Kent State sticker on it.
Kind of pursuit through half the city on this side.
I'm sure that sounded ridiculous over the radio.
It's like the dumbest thing ever.
I was like trying to flip over, because they were like, I just went on to the road and they were like,
they're on to the road and I'm like,
go around.
Well, he kept going on the bike and hike, and then I was like,
I just grabbed a grab and went around.
Matt Cartman kind of looks fun though.
Yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, some lady, like, I'm talking to him,
somebody pulls up to me, which is like, hey, I work for Kent State.
This cart, they're not supposed to leave the campus.
It's stolen, and I'm like, okay.
And then I ride him off, and he's like looking back at me like,
and then I'm like, wait, that's Alan.
Freakin' does not stop.
So I got to see what's going on.
I remember that where you tried to steal dirt bikes and wait
Permission you guys I have permission no
Yeah, you didn't even look like it's weaker. I mean his teeth look okay. He looks gonna normal guy like it looks like normal
looking guy
hey you guys I had permission I was adjusting the brakes that's what I was
doing that's why I had the golf cart okay that no the brakes are out of
adjustment on it and I have permission for one of the employees that can't
state so that didn't happen it's not in can't states it's got a can't state
sticker on it this is see this is what I didn't understand what does that mean
I don't know about you, you've been doing this for a long time, but it's not fun.
I chased a golf cart on a golf course before.
My kids stole it and they were joyriding, turning up the properties to me to go in the golf cart
and on the golf course and chase it down on all 18 holes.
Did you get them?
That's not fun.
It's still fun.
Hey, sir! Sir!
Hello!
See, if they had fun they should maybe...
Hey! Hey!
If they had fun, like...
Sir!
Don't stack some of them.
Sir!
I think I got a question for you, it was never reported stolen, I have a question for you, was it worth it?
Well I didn't, I never did anything.
He ran from us, I'm asking.
No, but you guys didn't have any right to pull me over.
I mean the thing ain't stolen, I'm adjusting the brakes on it for someone.
Then you guys run me off the road, like for a stolen, even if it was stolen,
it's like that's insane what you guys just did.
If I was pit certified, I could have hit you.
But what I'm saying is that you wouldn't have rolled over.
I'm not even reported as stolen, you guys are doing all that.
Okay.
Hey, you guys, that thing has no brakes on it.
You guys want me to stop, you guys are running into me, and you guys are, and you, like,
no one even reported as stolen.
This is wrong, and you know it.
Please, sir, do the right thing, sir.
I mean, come on, man.
Do the right thing.
You're gonna do this to me.
Are you serious?
You know what, I mean, you know what, God's watching, and you know what, God is,
God is in my life, sir. Okay? God is. And you know what? I mean, I wouldn't do it if I were you. I wouldn't do it. Okay?
Yeah, now it's the weekend.
Nothing wrong.
This suspect, Alan Bluehouse, was federally indicted by a grand jury on charges of failure to comply.
Depends?
He ultimately pleaded guilty to both charges and was sentenced to inpatient care at a mental hospital.
Oh
law enforcement entity shall adopt a written policy for the pursuit in a motor vehicle
an officer shall
my camera is going to bug out now because I'm uh because I plug a mouse because logitech
is a shit company
did you know that this chat this resets all my settings resetting of all my devices
just because I I
Charter house.
Um, it was his Lincoln.
I think it's on February 7th, 1984, 317 miles above redacted ever redacted anyone watching should
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And let's push away from the space shuttle and into the history books taking the largest first step in human history
You're my they know
While Neil Armstrong's small step was a giant leap for mankind Bruce McAndless's first test of the man maneuvering unit was a plunge into infinity
space is big in
in size obviously but also in the way that it stirs our imaginations.
There's no way we'll be able to think of this in Spain.
Nothing is hard to fully process and if space is anything it's a whole lot of nothing.
Potentially infinite nothingness but at the same time teaming with monstrous structures
and energies beyond human comprehension. Filaments made up of thousands of clusters of
galaxies each with hundreds of billions of stars. Areas of space so dense and
that the rules of physics entirely break down and yet it's like a video essay it's
gonna whatever side of all the rest of it is just out there hidden in the
endless darkness it's just a bit of essay I mean I don't mind those but it's
like something you want to decide I mean
what
Yes, I don't believe anybody has added to chaos, okay, I do believe it, but let's give it
about nobody that that that has a certain IQ that isn't good IQ, space your stage, right?
15 minutes 28 seconds
But just as police were getting the situation under control one passenger takes things way too far earning himself a charge for attempted murder on an officer on
June 27 officers at the Orlando Airport were called to a gate to calm down passengers after their flight was cancelled as soon as they arrived
They're overwhelmed with demands for refunds and compensation
No, I don't get out going to the mental worry office.
I swear to God, I want to go home.
I've got kids.
And spoofing is fine, but being a skeptic is OK.
But making state-enfant claims is something else.
I understand.
I have kids.
What are we supposed to do?
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I have kids.
I can't hear her name, because she's not even saying it.
Excuse me, ma'am, what's your name?
All the folks do because the air quality came off.
In the back first shirt, what's your name?
Excuse me, ma'am, what's your name?
This is my first time flying.
I asked kids, what are we supposed to do after tonight?
You tell me what we're supposed to do.
We're supposed to sleep on the floor here.
Is that okay?
Well, she's right, but yelling isn't doing anybody any good.
I'm not gonna get or if you just want to scream me out to stand here and you can
Screaming and yelling at them
When people threaten and say something like that, right?
I'm not saying that.
Nobody's threatening it, Spidey.
Go home.
We're done.
I'm not talking anymore.
This isn't a police issue.
I'm not talking anymore.
Yeah, they say smart.
You guys can keep screaming.
I'll just stand there.
You can keep yelling.
OK?
They don't control the doors being shut.
DOLA controls the doors being shut.
FAA controls the doors being shut.
Spare air lines are not controlled.
They have poor people on the plane, though.
Without tickets.
What I'm saying is these people that are standing right here,
I hear right do not control that so you screaming at them does it do anything?
No
They don't run spirit. They don't run spirit.
Oh, gee.
They can only do what they're allowed to do.
So if they ask their boss, hey, can we do this at LTC Point?
So we have to keep on the floor at the airport, right?
Me and the kids. Me and the kids gotta sleep on the floor.
How would you feel if it was your kid?
How would you feel if it was your kid?
Dude, imagine arguing with a cop your fucking, like, your, your airline problem.
What was I gonna do? Print you a ticket?
Fucking pull out one and book you a hotel?
But you can discuss that with like corporate
That was a blunt
If they can't do it here, screaming and doing stuff isn't going to change here
What if the police are in here, if you don't have any control
Do I control spirit?
You want me to hold up?
I can replay it
Do I control spirit though?
I'm here just to keep the peace with everything, it's all I'm here for
You screaming and yelling doesn't do anything
Yeah, people don't realize that
Yeah, this sounds weird to say, but if you wear a shirt like this, you get profiled
like you like you're you you're you're blunt to you ever I'm I'm not discussing
anything you're fucking you're slow like
you can yell at me all you want I don't mind it I really don't mind you can yell at me all my laugh makes you feel better
but what I'm saying is they're trying to help you and I they're trying to help you
420 blaze it to
I understand it's cross-trial
okay I die
I understand it
but they're asking their bosses what they can do if their bosses tell them this is what they can do
this is what they can do
Tell you what, I need a lawyer, I swear to God.
I'm suing, I swear.
What, what, what I said, did you ask people to do something?
It's kind of sad as the way it is, but I mean, if you have a hard time booking a hotel
and you worry about the person and all that,
I don't think you're going to be able to win a lawsuit against some big fucking corporate,
brother, they'll just kind of stall you out, you won't be able to afford it like a GGU.
Come on, bro.
I'm just giving you all the options.
But give you a refund.
Try going on your phone and seeing if there's any other airlines that can do it.
And your your main focus needs to be right. Okay, it's in a fine print. I'm sure anyway some bullshit
But if they if they're gonna rebook you or they can refund you try to go on your phone and see what other airlines
They can get a one-way home. No, you get it. Okay, so that's what we're doing
They'll refine your money and we'll trust message from the airport if that's what you want
We will do that. We are not going to play a game all night. Okay? Okay? You understand this
A regular auntie but hella chill, Queen of Green.
Are we doing this for consumers or refunds?
Refunds at rebooking school in Mexico.
So that's what we're doing then.
That's the only option.
How is this possible in a world time?
What it can't be, cash off, this is like home improvement.
That's not like it.
I don't update the judges.
First of all, something.
They rebook but the next day and people are just asleep nowhere?
I have people, children, I'm sure.
We're only here to keep the peace. We don't have to spare it.
That is fucked up.
It's a civil matter. It's a civil matter.
So what is, are you guys trying to get a refund and then try to re-book out of another airline?
And what is the, what is the...
So what is it that you guys can do with the next flight?
Well, I mean complaining to them doesn't do shit.
I'm here at Kelton. We have to get a small plane.
the worst case worst case with
staying you can stay in the
hotel in the airport in the
airport.
In the airport.
That was two days wait?
48.
Listen, what's happening?
Let me explain what's going on
right now because this is
getting out of control.
We're not playing this game.
Everybody's upset.
I understand that.
I'm trying to see the guy.
Stop.
No, I'm talking.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm talking right now. Goals coming here remember from go out when people start acting up
I'm just saying this because we need to get under control people keep acting up and threatening people
I'm not saying you're doing that, but it's happening right now
So they're coming over here, and then when that starts happening one after another
We're gonna trust fast one at a time out of the airport. Okay, so stop
Okay, I just don't be on the no violence that happens. Let's be honest
You should be no flight if you need to get your show again
You just get it yourself, I walked over it!
I'm so bad for myself.
Okay, but when I can't really hear your very aggressive stuff, we're not gonna play this
I'm not gonna rebook them, but the only option is...
This is mostly played, so shit goes down here, I guess. I'll give this a go, try it.
So they're upset, understandably so, but the only solution that Spirit can give them
is the manager saying, we can only rebook you.
We can't, we can't refund you, we can't do whatever, like, maybe we can do with corporate.
Yeah, I understand the frustration, but there's like three managers back there, and they're
like, listen, all we're doing is we can rebook your flight, but people are like, I want
the money. I want this on top of that. Yeah, I understand that.
Oh my God, bro. Oh my God. The counters are closed right now. The counters are closed
Yo, I'm not trying to be weird. I swear I'm not gonna be rude. There's so many types of clothing you could be wearing it
Why these shorts? No, with this build.
But it looks like she's wearing a clothes right now.
Like, she's sitting in a book, I guess.
Like, come on, bro.
They're getting over it, yeah.
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Fuck
Fuck is happening
What the f*** is happening man?
What is it? What's it about me?
Chargers.
Chargers.
Oh
They got their kids
my leg is broken. Hey man, my pants is falling down from all this dirt. I'm telling you my
leg is broken.
This is the worst sense you have ever seen in my life.
No, no, no.
This is like extant files, like the sense you have.
Wow. You're a best man out there doing this.
I don't know why. How are you trying to push me with my leg and stuff?
I
That's it
This is clickbaits this is just a murder somebody
How are you shocking him?
Okay, yeah
He made him pass out?
Oh
Oh, well
I
If you have to stay proud of me, you are.
If you have to stay proud of me, you are.
You are.
I have a heart condition too.
Brother, brother, brother.
25th of the year, right?
And there's two of them in the family.
Flying coach and spirits.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
Oh, I love it.
And I got to see my kids.
And my heart.
This is crazy, me being arrested.
Because these motherfuckers won't give us our money back
I want it saving Amin I I think you leave me wrong
You're hurting and I hope you break the bones
I told us several times I came here
I actually put me in the front you didn't lift
He said you're the only ones that did take a video
I know that, I know that.
That was interesting.
Do you want one more time?
Yeah.
I can see you good?
Mm-hmm.
Yo, what?
It'll get pretty rough on this one.
I cannot do what I just saw there was absolutely scary so I don't know how you guys do all
that.
I was thankful that there were some things.
No, that's one of no fly.
I mean, that's GG.
There were a lot of very unhappy people and it was getting really out of hand but
nothing like that.
I'm happy people and it was getting really out of hand, but nothing like that
Well, I'm not going to put any forth or not gonna
People need to be a kind of interactions, right?
I just
It's not right to say those things like that. Well, it's nice. See how I want to hear which says
I will stay attorney's office and then that's why I was asking you if your
address is correct on there because if you don't have a good wish then we get
a hold of you and they want to talk to you about the case and then you never
respond back they'll just issue a warrant. The address on your driver's license is
that correct? And then as far as your husband is concerned,
my understanding is like I just heard he's getting x-ray of his ankle and
then after that he's going to be transported to jail. He's got several
charges but battery LEO, multiple battery LEO charges, battery by
strangulation he won't you won't be listening at the hospital because he's
under arrest right now you can't go in the room with him or anything so there's
no time I just come as a bug and then the officers will be switching out for a
lot so poor people for sure but for forcibly incurred costs for lodging for
the recital flying you're selling with the police who failed to understand
empathize yeah buddy buddy buddy if you're if your flight is delayed show
people out and go fuck go out on a rampage man like holy dumbass it's RB that was that
was that was GPT RB wasn't it? Say it. That was GPT RB.
I'm not going to do that for us but we're not going to.
I'm talking to my son.
You believe in account for the actions, right?
I'm talking to my son.
I just, it's not going to like to say those things like that.
The employee said that he was being attacked but he wasn't attacked at all and you
You guys ran an attack on my husband based on what the police said.
You see my face? You see the back of my head?
No. After what an employee said.
Alright, alright man. I just don't appreciate what people tell their children stuff like that.
The suspect was charged with resisting arrest, battery on an officer, attempted murder of an officer, and disorderly conduct.
If you enjoyed this vid-
Damn, and no bond to GG's, oh buddy, buddy, buddy, oh no.
Oh.
Battery on an officer, attempted murder of an officer,
and disorderly conduct.
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Dude, Chad, you know the meme
with all the dominoes, whatever?
The first domino is booking spirits,
and then it fucking all goes downhill from there.
The dominoes just topple over.
Jesus, man.
All right, that's about it.
PUSH!
NO MORE MAN PUSH!
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