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We go to all the things that you want to do
But sometimes man you think that you need to do which sucks, but it's okay. You'll you'll get along
You got this
new solution is I
Thought you have to look to get into a few more things that you want to do
You're coming.
The chat says, go fuck yourself up.
Save me that supper.
I was out for five months with my best friend ex, UCL.
I went to college, got a car, got a girlfriend, got a house, got a cat, and you still can't beat the record aware.
You see 29
I am in the jungle with you.
Look at it.
Look at it.
Yeah, I get the answer to you.
It's like a business friend thing.
Yo!
If he had a Facebook, he would not listen to anything he went to get in there.
Yo, Chew!
We can't do shit without Lacy.
Yo, Chew!
We can't get him back in.
Hard as fuck.
I get the answer to you.
This is like a, like, I get the answer to you.
This is like a, this is like a-
Yo, this is like a, like, like, like, it's like a deal.
Like what?
Like what?
Like say it.
Come a big are some because they say there's around though. That's all I'm gonna say
People even yeah, I'm not gonna say oh I actually miss playing video games so much with some of the guys
I watched XQC play Minecraft. He became so dog shit and Minecraft that he used pre-generated seeds
I'm not even kidding. I used to make fun of him saying that like he can't beat Minecraft
he can't beat Forsen's record. This motherfucker got so desperate he started using pre-generated
seeds to try to make himself look better than he is. Yo, XQC, get back, bro! Forsen is walking
you like a fucking dog, bro. Okay. So, he's not even at the time where he swallowed my seed?
I told him do one last thing without me. In the mongus, as in that chat guys, the prime
among us lord will be back in. Hold on now. No such imposter will live amongst my ship.
that I'm in the cruise, in the crewmate, nobody, nobody gets out alive when they're suss.
That.
I heard that shit.
Man, okay, I'm fucking, oh, the shit.
I can't get it back with you.
I might just need to, I might just need to go to the restroom.
I'll tell you what, Nade shot?
I don't see, I'll wait for his wife to leave so I can swoop in and take that.
I heard that shit.
I don't see it.
I heard that shit.
I heard that shit.
I heard that shit.
I heard you smack that it smacks back
Cut that recoil on it in time up. It's about nature by the way. Oh shit. Not his wife. Oh my goodness. I'm talking
Nadeshot, I'll see I'm waiting for his wife to leave so I can swoop in and take that
Bounces I heard that said bounces. I heard that said
I heard you smack that it smacks back
Jack, cut that recoil on it and talk about,
I talk about Nadeshaw by the way, oh shit, not his wife.
Oh my goodness, I talk about Nadeshaw.
Oh shit, I just realized it did not sound good.
I talk about Nadeshaw, I talk about Nadeshaw.
Jack, what the fuck?
Dude, Jack, that avatar, I cannot think it seriously.
Like, Jack, dude, whenever he does any role
with that and his eyes go, Jack,
they do this, Jack, I can't, like, do it.
I'm interested out of which all on
Um,
Um,
guys,
everybody knows you cannot GTA a cop car.
Everybody knows this.
Everybody knows when you do the animation.
He got to the door and it's locked and he knows this.
How do you do it?
How?
Look, guys, it opens right out.
Cheat codes, that's where they.
Donald Trump, if you can hear us, please, Donald Trump,
Please save me. Please save me, Donald Trump. Please.
I'm asking you. Please save me.
Please save me. Please get these people away from me.
And there goes Ben. Please help me, sir.
on the driving under the influence.
Okay, well, I'm not doing that.
I'm not signing that.
Okay, that's fine.
And I'm also, the traffic's sending me a stop or a blue light.
No injury or death.
Here's the feeling.
I'm not signing that.
You can get a phone number for your mother,
your mother's in the back.
I'm not signing that either.
You're not gonna get me a phone number.
I'm not even mad.
I'm not even mad.
I'm not even mad.
No, that's okay.
All right, if you pay to make your quarter parents
and your quarter parents will be held.
Jeff, you don't have to do it just like that.
You cook.
I understand, man.
Your court dance will be down January 22nd, 2026.
They're two o'clock.
Y'all feed me this garbage, feed it live,
and put this crap on TV.
And so I was driving on the street.
I'm talking.
No, you're not.
I'm talking.
Driving on the influence and drinking.
Your bond is set at $2,000 cash per month.
And you've got a $20,000 cash security bond
I'm not signing any of the one.
I understand that.
I'll contact Don probably.
He'll be on the high team now.
Right there.
Jack, why does the judge being like nice?
Like, dude, I mean, he's going to take that?
No way.
So I'm going to Charlie Kirk's.
OK, jeez, guys.
All right.
You know, Jeff?
It comes on, it's done for you, I'm done with your life, you know?
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chat, I chat, wasn't this my, chat, was this my, my exact thing happening today?
This, it is, wait no, it is though.
All right, um, what was with the jet anything?
Oh, it loots!
On the water!
Flame.
Flame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Huge female streamers, at least not Kai and Aiden and Speed's level.
Yeah, because there are not many, many huge female streamers.
Did she actually say that?
Guys, did she say this?
Or is this a rage bait?
At least not Kai and Aiden and Speed's level?
Yeah, because they're not that entertaining.
Who the fuck else is going all around the world
and doing regular streams in China?
Who else is inviting celebrities on a regular basis
doing a 30-hour nonstop stream every single day?
Who else invented an entire genre in an enchantment?
Chat, chat.
This is just, guys.
How is this intubating?
Like this is insane.
Eric community three months and then built a separate stream platform after he was basically ostracized and oh yeah, how many other female streamers were doing streams with Donald Trump or Kamala Harris?
This is what a what a fucking retard bro.
And I don't even know what else to say about it beyond that.
It's just so fucking retarded.
So sad.
And yeah, there it is.
women are only fans now and chat chat it's a male dominant platform you're
gonna have a lot of big male creators okay there is by sheer numbers and math
there's gonna be more big male creators this by sheer numbers yes we want to say
that there would be a factor here there sure whatever right but in general
the law of big numbers whatever brother you think that some people just they
spot in and there's oh boom you did it come on bro like it's a male dominated
your base as well there's more males doing it there's more males watching it
it's not only are you more not only are you no 102 months sub to my favorite
female script you're more prone to start you're more prone to be watched by
So it's a it's a it's a no winner. Come on, bro
True and yeah, that's pretty. That's true. And yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true
That's pretty true. That's pretty true. I mean
Listen, I'm gonna keep this short and simple y'all I'm gonna keep this short and simple
This this stuff that's going on
This is fucking bullshit. This is not cool. This is fucking bullshit
This is fucking not cool. This is not cool. It's not right. It's not one
It's time for among us. Yo yo cringe cringe. Yeah, this wrong guy. He said he tried to your line, but it's this is not cool
It's not right. This is fucking bullshit
Release the fucking contract
That's what it is
That's the girl.
That's fine.
Congratulations, guys.
59 months, ex Casey, you should buy things.
I should go to you.
Merry Christmas.
Congratulations, guys.
Yo!
What?
Game on and headset in the delivery room is wild behavior, so I had to meet for a second.
I think she's starting to push for something.
I'm going to ask if she's going to respond in.
Cap, what is that guy's...
Yeah, is this real?
Yes.
Let's go through it, man.
Number one, Skittles.
Number two, I couldn't find the big one, but I got mini Doritos.
Underrated snack, Registros.
Dunkaroos.
These are little circus cookies.
If you know, you know.
Ruffles.
Hunt them, the Poimex.
Chats, Terry's three days left of 2025.
Aware or aware of her, I hope she comes back, I miss her so much, Satch.
A-R-O.
Kit-Kat King size.
And my name is Peter.
Nibs.
I'm not a fucking kid.
Kim is surprised.
Pubgwong.
Shit's fucking hit the spot.
The garden's also sunshine.
I can't prepare it bro.
Next up, none of butter.
I gotta go with the fucking nerds.
Gummy cluster.
I gotta have butter.
But you know you know if you don't know that I'll go bad for you.
I got the two of us.
Funding rips are awful.
Puffs.
And last night I was on the floor, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna go get
some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
I'm gonna go get some butter.
And last but not least my favorite candy of all time. I got a reason to take five
All right, yeah, we get um
Guys, I didn't bring a mongos chat guys guys guys because I was into anti chat and whatnot and it makes me reacts
That's an edge. I guess yes, I want to put my mongos
I
Joey let it you
Among us
Yeah, it is no
We call them the Pepegas.
What did I supposed to say?
Okay, talk about banks.
You saying it?
Brother, I don't know that name individual.
I don't know how to say the N-word.
I talked about that like five times the last five months.
Every single month I talk about how during the sub-a-dog-silky
I ask SSO5 to say it.
What am I going to do?
I'm going to say it.
You told me to say it.
I got a free pass.
I'm owning up to it.
Why don't we talk about how you got kicked out of the Overwatch League? What did you say?
What did you put in the chat? Excuse me?
Oh brother, this guy stinks!
Yo, Fizzy, get this on big country!
Let's go!
Nobody's found Bobby, but we're charged.
Thank you so much!
I would have loved you!
I think he's the mongest oh no, they're not crying. I'm good
Don't know
Check YouTube most viewed back in the day. We did it on Twitch for CS. It wasn't it made a lot more sense
I don't know if it makes sense right now. Yeah, I mean, you know, like
Hey, man dog died fish died cat died mom died a train derail playing crashed and the building eviction
That's a classic you see bro
That's a classic.
Is it seven years ago?
Oh my God.
What?
54 years ago.
3,000?
Who was it that was buying it?
I just bought it!
What?
Yo, it's four years ago.
Yeah, don't post, don't post, I have information in the chat today.
We're not in trouble with that information.
It's not, it's not ten years ago, it's four.
Oh, let me read chat.
Oh, what else is there to go into the chat?
Anything, anything impressive? Anything fun?
Yeah, nothing.
Actually, nothing, probably not.
Yeah, I know about this, thank you.
Kai's not a breakup, dude.
You know what I mean?
Me and Kai are the best friends now, we're not like really close together, okay?
But I'm the other dude.
Like...
I, um...
I mean, it sucks, it sucks, right?
But it's not the drama that we cover here.
It's not that it's like, oh dude,
just get a little bit of this and that,
I don't give a shit, I don't care.
Like, I don't care in my capacity and in my involvement,
you know what I mean?
Like, I get my feelings and all that,
but to the point where I'm gonna talk and analyze,
dude, fuck that, like what?
yeah free marketing thank you jinxie
i knew it was jinxie agent they didn't let me talk
yeah yeah
none of my kill cap now
they said it
i randomly moved up here
but jinxie it wasn't like
okay obviously i was dead
but you dead ass
wouldn't talk to me
you never accused anybody
you were always like
okay so what did you see
and then you were just like
that's a good point
i got you a good point
right the thing is
who's live guy
when i accused people
this is what happens
oh it's gotta be here
Why is she trying to accuse everybody so then when I don't accuse people that's why don't you try to accuse people?
I can't fucking read I buy sucks and you guys only one because you guys spammed early meetings in life
We're able to process, eliminate yourselves.
You're the luckiest shit ever.
Have I spent ever set foot on my team again?
You are terrible.
Killing cams.
Guys, what are you up to?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Killing cams.
We're at the post in the chat, I think.
I don't see it.
I have a question, y'all.
I'll put it in the chat again.
Can I play among us?
Bro, we actually have to play our creators.
However, I do fuck it all up.
Again?
Yeah.
Get the burp peanut in here
Fuckin' food!
I really hate you, fuck you!
What the fuck in breakfast?!
Oh my god, you're so big!
Guys, I love impositivity, guys.
Wow.
I love that.
Oh, shit!
Where's my throat?
Is he not playing?
No, where is he?
No, Rocco, it's hard.
Wait, he left the call.
I'm gonna leak the call.
Have your throat!
Yo, yo, yo, this whole live mic is in his throat.
Like, what the fuck?
Have I slapped him?
Okay, you wanna slap him?
Yeah, you're bullying him at the lobby game.
Yeah, you're bullying him at the lobby game.
Oh, if I said XQC is replacing him.
If you said XQC is replacing me, oh, okay, okay.
All right, all right, we can start.
Get me a monster pudding!
I have to, uh...
You are impossible.
Oh, no, not colors
I'm dead
Orange up orange orange up orange up orange up. I'm dead
Good green green
Hello green guys
Listen to those in it. I was just listening to me very carefully good. You don't have to my word for it
Green green dark green is going against
Jesse he's going against life
I ran down from upload storage because I had to do the the leaf pole past
Fair enough lights were all fair enough. Where's the body? Okay? Okay agent. It was me agent. Oh wait wait wait
the visual one
Yes, yes, there's no visual task agent
Yeah, so the the proof that I have right is I just saw agents at navigation like four seconds ago
Right. I'm running down body. They were reported green running away from it in the fuel area storage
I'm calling self for poor y'all. I'm calling self-prepared
Is there a vent in that area? No
Why is Joe not talking guys guys. Oh, yeah
I
Did my advent swipe card I came from upper storage lights got cut and I ran through the leaf lower cast where exactly was the bottom
I
Agent there are to leave floor tasks
There's
Say it's a what you want about this again just remember
Jinx he killed you know they might work for it. I see my clear jinxing right there if if if he was imposter
Okay, it's probably jinxing Lacey. I'm just a
I
Your dad stop talking
So I
Yellow, red, pink. Yellow, red, pink, orange is gone. Yellow, red, pink. Am I that right here?
Pink, gray.
A slight pink.
Closer, out of there now.
Time's up, time's up, quick, time's up!
Agents clear for the resident again probably.
You okay, Ron?
Ron, this is what I was looking for.
Who's behind you?
Who's behind you?
Wait, what?
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Give him, give him, give him 20 seconds!
I just walked into it!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, let him talk, let him talk.
Listen, listen, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so I was doing the light thing.
I was filling up this orbit with the yellow line
that went all the way up.
I was saying, Sina, in my head,
for my chat, I was basically saying,
Sina, chill me, your fat ass couldn't even get
through the vent, even if you wanted to.
I kept saying, I was like, Sina, I dare you,
you're gonna get stuck in the vent.
I don't give a fuck.
So I sat there waiting, and then she started running,
I ran with her, and then sketch came out of nowhere.
Yeah, that's up, that's up.
What?
Listen, listen.
Okay, hold on, can I talk?
I was in the room, I was in the room as well.
But but Joe was sitting on the vent. He didn't
Where were you? Let me see
I walked into electrical. I walked into electrical. I saw Sina and Ron as Ron said went to the corner started doing my task and then sketch walks up and as I'm walking down Ron
lazy sketch on cameras sketch of the only gun down there through Ben's show and if
lazy
it's sketch
listen listen
Let's shoot sketch and then call the meeting and shoot Ron. It's one or the other or you okay
Well, I'm shooting
Are you dumb?
I'm gonna stand on Lacey.
It's-
Why the fuck is it me?
It's your dumbest fuck, well, and I'm standing on Lacey.
I'm gonna stand on Lacey this whole time.
What a dumbass Lacey.
You need to show it to Lacey and Ron, because they're annoying you.
I'm sorry, sketch. I'm sorry, sketch.
I'll let you know.
Blah.
Hey!
Wait, it was Gigi!
No, it's not!
Thank you, dad.
Who the fuck is gonna tell me that there's a timer?
It was J.
No one telling me that there's a timer!
17 seconds!
17 seconds!
17 seconds is how long it takes to kill the next motherfucker!
I'm walking through the whole map, the whole map...
Wait, you're trying to double kill?
I thought I could kill everyone!
I thought I could just Michael Myers the motherfucker!
Why?
I'm actually too smart, I love key!
No, he was wrong! He thought this was me!
No, no, no, no, no, you didn't listen!
I killed James! I killed James!
I said it. If it's not sketch, it's both of you!
Because you you're the only guy who was in the range of him for that kill to happen
So you would have seen it when I said I saw sketch was electrical. What was I'm saying?
I'm just saying I'm giving the option the option are it's just sketch or it's both somewhere right?
But it was just get
Yeah, and you killed me
Yeah, so good
It's no no no it's just luck it's all fucking luck
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
One more.
You lost.
You would never do it.
You would never do it.
You would never do it.
You would never do it.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Nope, nope!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Great pink, great pink.
I'm not gonna suck.
Great pink is better.
Who's here?
I'm dead.
Come on, Cams.
I'm not saying I'm Cams.
I'm nervous.
You know what I think?
I think I was it.
Green green.
Orange round green green orange round.
Blue.
Orange round blue and green.
Can long I just call the meeting. Joe had the same thought.
Now me and Jason are good.
I like four tasks there was an emergency that was cleared. I was like there's
All right, so first off Joe was in reactor doing the weirdest most niche task ever so I'm just gonna clear Joe
It was the count one the ten no imposter is doing
I know it sounds weird. I'm gonna clear the I'm gonna clear them a little bit because they were green green together
Right, so what he's saying is partially accurate, but I must say one thing
was in navigation pink is he's just like he's he's that he's thank you like a
I have some signals over here too.
Listen, listen.
When I was in electrical, since you're accusing it's me, excuse me, I was in electrical,
and I did these wires.
And then not only that, I did this one thing where you have to press like a button,
and you have to line it up.
Are you dead, S?
All I'm saying is, Joe's clear.
That's all I'm saying.
Also, I'm not sure of this.
I did see Lacey Hover attached that looked very accurate.
You know how you're like when you walk up to it,
you kind of walk on.
Yes, you walk on.
You're getting on wires.
Okay.
I did do wires.
I did do wires.
Riley was doing something really weird.
Joe, make yourself clear.
Joe, make yourself clear.
I think that would be a safe card slide.
That's right.
That's right.
Why is this a talk?
Can you, I'm trying to explain what I saw.
Everyone's fucking talking.
Listen, okay.
Me and Agent were looking at cameras.
Riley kept entering and it felt like
he was checking.
Yeah, this is making some noise.
He wasn't moving around.
I don't know, bro.
Okay, out!
Weird!
Can you tell me how to check cameras?
To be honest?
Right, I'm going to get you.
Hey, dude.
Guys, guys.
Are you going to ask you?
Green, green, green, green is decent.
If you're scared, be next to them.
Bye.
Also, whoever these imposters are, you've got some scared on the X-GC guys.
Nobody asked for you.
Whatever.
Pink, great.
to never no no no no no no I think it might be bad I think it might be that it might
be bad camps please camps
why are the camps not on if he's on camps I'm reporting that I'm reporting that I'm
I'm aboard back.
You must have seen that, right?
Hey, do everybody in favor of mode that niggas gets out?
I saw you lying once again.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Catch this, catch this.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm in 4K, bro.
Ha ha ha.
Hold on.
Wait, no, no, no.
That's it.
Shut up.
Second agent there and he killed
Wait wait wait wait who thinks it's me?
I'm not even kidding I have no clue
There's two things that I did
There's these leaves that you pull down and you hold
and the leaves go out of the map
I was doing buggers
Okay that doesn't mean anything though
You can just be safe
I don't know what it is
I think this is my opinion
I think sketch was it
and Lacy is it also
I think Lacy was too quick to jump it
Okay let's go to the next
I'm staying on AC!
I'm gonna say this with Bronzman.
What?
He smiled. I heard him smile in his voice.
He's killing me!
Um...
I mean, Chad,
there's nobody like dying in this game, but...
but I did run the cans,
because I felt some threats and I died on cans.
It's a good death. It's a one for one.
It's a...
There's like a 6x trade in.
Thanks.
can we get discord bubbles please oh yeah let me never know um I was gonna go
button it to suss out orange right because he was at cans not doing cans
which is a big no-no it's a one of the biggest tell of imposter because you
wait for kill cooldown to go down as you're doing the thing but not action
on cams
let me talk let me talk oh my god yo somebody just I swear about somebody
just vented somebody just vented a store listen listen listen listen yo yo I'll
take back what it is I'm literally I know schedule
I'm gonna stay on Lacey the whole time he's gonna keep calling it because
everyone do their tasks
okay man I'm gonna stay on you the whole time you're doing it you know
No, no, no, let me tell you why.
Lacey is it.
I'm going to stay on the whole game.
I'm going to ruin his whole imposter fucking plan.
Every time I'm going to stay on him, I promise you.
Can I?
Why?
Why is it him?
Why is it him?
Just trust me.
I have a memory of Lacey.
OK, last round, when agent said sketch killed on cams,
everybody jumped on sketch.
But Lacey said, wait, where was the body?
I remember.
I'm going to be honest, this whole lobby is just
whoever's loudest gets the gaze right.
OK, so I'm going to follow you.
Lacey, I'm going to follow you.
Hey, I don't like to say, I've seen a lot of people
in absolutely nothing multiple times.
I've seen him fake a task that Senator did.
Oh, I've been saying, Riley, I've been saying, Riley,
I think Riley just, I don't think Riley does his task.
I'll give you a hand.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you guys for joining us.
Jim, see you for like half the round.
Yeah, well, I'm playing this one.
This is my set up.
I saw you do a task, I saw you pull up,
and not do that task, bro.
I mean, it's probably a deal.
OK, but not everyone has the same task, bro.
But you hovered, you hovered right in front of you.
You hovered right in front of it, though, OK?
Obviously, it's not winers, but like, I, bro.
Yo, listen, let's confirm who it's not,
because a lot of us have seen it.
I know it's not me.
It's not me.
It's not Joe.
It's not Joe.
You can't say it's not me!
That doesn't fucking work!
I don't do it if you could.
You were actually doing that.
Yeah, Joe, I have motherfuckers.
Ouch!
Yo, it was not one, well, it was one shrilly, but not
sooner.
And I don't think it's age-abundance.
I don't think it's age-abundance.
I don't think it's age-abundance.
I don't think it's age-abundance.
I don't think it's age-abundance.
It's a 1v8. Do your task.
Get on camp. Relax.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do now?
None of it's me.
Wait, what? Am I right?
Am I right?
That doesn't shoot anybody.
Oh, this guy's disabled.
But there, it doesn't shoot anybody.
Follow him.
That picture basically is that my second border, I just put both chats on, I have a second
tab for Google, I just put both to Google like this, like this, with my camera, is
That's that order.
Smile, I guess.
Guys, there are some things that you can be proud of as a human, right?
In my things, this cringe, but this is something that I stand on this arm.
I'm very proud to say that I've never cheated in my life,
not even a single time.
And it's something that I can go to bed with knowing that,
and I actually feel good.
not even a single in my entire life.
It's like a call duty that kills streaking.
Like you wouldn't want to break your streak would you?
I feel about it.
I saw someone do it.
It's not wrong or true.
It's not wrong or true.
It's not wrong or true.
Somebody vented.
Okay.
Okay
Let Bobby defend himself
Well, I was on cams and Bobby Benton sent us all me on the camera
Wait
Okay
You're a real piece of shit.
Oh, is there no smoking?
Hold on, right?
Well, Spencer isn't even in posture, man.
Fuck.
It's Bobby.
Yeah, it's Bobby.
Oh, guys!
This is the club.
Dude, we need to go to the bigger map because it's too hard for the impossible.
You're fucking shitting me!
You're fucking shitting me, Bobby!
You're gonna fucking drop around and not kill anybody!
Oh my god!
We did a double kill, you didn't you never killed anyone!
You take you with me, Alstress, you're trying to make a double kill.
I killed them, to see!
I killed them.
Everyone's together, they were bound to see.
What is going on?
Hey, Bob, I'm sorry.
By the way, Agent, I got busted to work.
Yeah, Agent, I got busted to work.
I'm already at the button to get you out of the way.
Just letting you know.
You got to do it.
Because you are friends, not doing cans.
That annoys me.
That annoys me.
No, I am doing cans.
No, no, you can go to the TV if you go there, you can click and see cams and also
Yeah, it helps a lot holy shit. So what um yeah this code that code don't work. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that's it.
Three answers.
It's okay, sketch.
It's okay, man.
Can it, righty?
Wait, what is it going at?
Oh, I got it.
That's you.
Steadings?
Oh boy.
I'm gonna debunk this.
Bro, I did not know you could see on cameras like that.
Okay, so.
Steadings.
Just because you stay inside, right?
Bro, I did not know you could see on cameras like that.
No reason, bro.
I'm trying to catch your body.
I mean posture, I gotta kill 12 people.
I'm trying to double kill.
Bobby was moving like a ninja though, I'm not gonna lie.
He's actually playing it the right way, I think.
Realistically, if you're an imposter,
you just get two double kills
and you probably win the game.
Like if you just, just cause they're gonna
false report somebody and then you just need to do better.
If there was no cooldown on the kills
and we went back to that same minute.
No cooldown?
No cooldown, I love that, I love that.
No
Are you sped
I was in a regular class
I
Take the short bus
Yeah
Is that not normal?
We're missing two, we're missing two, we're missing two.
A unit jumps you off at the beginning of the street.
I'm waiting on which one is the code.
That's got to be the code.
I know, but you were chatting in there.
Oh, man, your bus didn't trust you to walk down the block.
Wait, where's the code?
There's two buses.
One bus picked the people on the block,
and one bus picked me here.
Yeah, the short bus.
The small one goes to your house
so you don't hear yourself up, right?
How do you know how big my bus is?
because you go to your house.
I'm not playing the game.
We're missing two.
You're not playing the game.
What's that?
Let me join the game.
What's the new code?
I know I'm looking.
Is it the one that starts with G?
G.
Oh my god.
OK.
I don't see it.
Bro, you need to click on it.
G, R, A?
Hey!
G.
Generally, bro.
Generally.
Come on, let's play.
Now I see it.
GG.
Sorry.
Nice.
Bye, man.
Bye, man.
Bye, man.
Yo, Ron, you're asking if you're a, never mind.
your bitch
and then you drop the jacks
yes then let's enter
no no no
oh god
everybody back up i got a lot i got a lot
wait wait wait wait wait this map
big 40
love ux
One times, one times, paint, paint brown.
Let's talk, okay, okay, hold on, I'm gonna name some colors and you need to be clear for
this one, okay.
I mean, it's decent, right?
Pink, pink, pink, brown, pink, brown.
I don't know how to, I was following steak
because I do not know.
I'm clear on you.
I'm trying to find the bottom.
I'm clear on you, I'm clear on you.
I'm trying to find the bottom.
Yeah, I'm clear on you.
And I trust it's not.
All right, hold up, hold up.
The thing is, there's two imposters,
so you can't really clear anything.
No, no, no, it's why these,
Why are you being so defensive?
Yeah, I think she's being mad.
Oh my god!
I think she's doing something weird.
I think she's having some anger.
Senna, go ahead.
Listen, I'm the one who found the body.
When I went over into the area,
which is over in the laboratory,
the only two people who were up there
is Lacey's dumbass and Ron's dumbass.
I can clear it straight because I was operating.
He did it.
We're back here doing tasks.
Lacey walked over there.
He did not look like he was going to have to follow me for a second.
I'm not going to lie.
I never played this map.
I'm just running around right now.
I didn't even see it.
What are you talking?
What are you talking?
What do you want me to add to this conversation?
It was like, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
Joe, it doesn't make sense.
You didn't do anything.
I thought you were on the computer.
We need it.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not up.
I'm not gonna get three times in a row.
Come on.
It's a casino.
Shush.
Okay.
I need to do information gathering.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I need to do information gathering.
Pink.
Green orange green.
Green orange green.
No, that's us. Agent, it's agent. Agent.
He said it
Okay, okay, I must have something okay
When the lights about to go down, okay, um
I'm an admin an agent goes into decontamina which is the laboratory right bomb right, right?
But then I go I still admin it when I go down and I keep getting information agent never goes there
So you open the door and I would say I would say there's not enough proof for me
I don't even know how to do half these tasks either.
I think it's the SEC trying to protect me for whatever reason.
Relax.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What clear, man?
What clear?
What clear?
Okay, hold on.
Steps up.
Steps up.
Fuck up.
Get up there.
I won't, I won't half clear myself.
Hold on.
Because why would I report a body in the dark when the lights are off?
I was about to report the body. I walked up. I kept it lost trying to go to the fucking fix lights and I was walking into dead-end buildings
And then I turned around I saw Jinxie Jinxie was behind me as we were walking up
Yep, and as I passed the body it got reported. I didn't even see X you see on the
Self-reported it. I don't
I
They will come a point
I swear because he's starting posturing it. They'll come up to this. Hey, I'm almost there
I was running lacy voters run lacy voted for me
My blood pressure is tripled
If it's Bortolome, he's playing properly. So I came to the... eh, hit the fuck up my
face bitch. No, no, no, no, no, no!
ready back to peak content thanks mr. Cal
Green. How do you make it there?
Green, grey, brown.
Brown solo.
You got it?
Yeah, we want the...
O.C.L.U.S.S.CATED MOVEMENTS.
What's up?
Oh, are they breaking?
Nope.
Oh!
It's not a chance to...
I'm camping button. I'm camping button Ron was running around
Yes, yes, this makes me look bad and it could be me if you guys vote again
We're on seven looking vote, but listen to me very carefully again. This body died in quite one second ago
So it can be some support keep that in mind, right?
I think it's ex-QC because I was with you guys right before you and Lacey went into decontamination and then as I wanted to decontamination
And I was about to come out and stumble upon the body you reported it. Okay. Okay. That's right in there
It was it was brown at the top of me. Yeah, you like see in there, right?
We're a ball was at the top to run was at the top. Why are you saying Brown? I saw Ron on the top of the map, too
I don't know. I think I see she's dead. Ron is not run
But I don't know like what I know, but when you're saying Brown was at top
I was watching Ron run across all the way
We're at the top.
Were there other people near you?
Like, what the heck is the answer?
It's just agent, but yeah, yeah.
I'm camping button.
Listen, I'm camping button.
Guys, guys, guys, listen.
On seven, you can vote.
You can still win the game.
It's not me.
You guys already voted.
It is him.
It is ex-use.
OK, it's fine.
I'm playing under the crewmates.
Guys, I'm probably going to be voted out.
You guys can still win the game.
You want to get the button and vote somebody out
and take a guess.
You have to.
Probably agent.
I'm going to be skipping.
Probably agent.
I'm skipping.
I'm skipping.
We don't want to waste the vote bro!
We do not want to waste the vote!
We waste the vote!
You should vote on 7 and you should
Bro, y'all wait for Jack!
Alright, good luck guys!
Guys, on 6 you have to...
You're gonna lose, double kill it, you lose the game
Good luck!
I was taking the words of XQC because he said that there are two imposters left that make
Yeah, I would like to say Ron was camping the door to see if you guys
Joe Bort your smart player why you can't be the button?
Because that's exactly what I just I told you this before you even asked your
I'm not sure if the third and full embossers at the same time.
Joe is a joke.
I think it's Joe.
He was out there with you.
Insane, man.
It was three of us, me.
No, he wasn't.
He went to lights.
He was not.
When the button was pressed, it was me, agent, and sketch.
Yes, Ron was out there.
Get the fucking.
Ron was camping the door, bro.
And a couple of niggas that already said this was bitched to Ron.
I already do agree. I do agree. I do agree.
And then Joe. And then someone needs to watch Joe.
See it?
Someone needs to watch Joe.
Joe's too smart to care the wife.
Why would Joe call a meeting?
If Joe was the imposter, he would have to want to kill him.
But I was waiting for that.
I mean, that's what I mean, like in the room, in the room.
I think it's agent. I think it's agent, too.
Well, agent, because XQC said it's agent.
And if we were wrong about him, it's probably agent.
XQC said it's so it's true.
He just he's yapping bro
I'm not gonna lie. I just called a meeting cuz I'm fucking scared
Then we can just get I'm
No, I want to see I want to see there's there is not I'm confident
If there were still two people they would have killed one person in one, so it's not
There's no way it's safe because you went to lights with me. There's no way
Yeah, he was all the way up north of me he couldn't kill me if you want to
I don't think it's sketched because he was looking at the cameras at the start with me when someone died
But it could be no but sketched at the bottom those states
True so in my mind, it's not me you were state
Agent agent what were you doing as your test? What was your test? I was watching you you look like you were camping
I was with the agent bro, I was with the agent bro
You weren't watching me till the very end
Wait, why is Ron saying that?
Why is Ron saying that?
Is it?
What is it?
Is it your imposter?
Or you're the third impossible
One of the two is happening bro
Are you the imposter or you're the third impossible?
I didn't know there was three
So first off, it's not me
So if you're saying there's three
I'm guessing you because I didn't know there was three
Thank you for doing that
you're doing that. Wait, Riley, what if you're playing the role?
I would not take a clue that it's three.
What? What is it?
He's doing it.
We're talking to a wall right now, bro.
He's saying that you're, like, changing sides because you're throwing.
I'm not throwing.
Let me say something. I don't think it's sketch because he kind of sucks at this game.
Thank you. It's agent. Agent is playing it like a fettle.
That's sketch would have been caught by now
I'm dead, but I have to step in for a second. Yo sketch. They're not saying this three impossible
Okay
What do we do? I think I think I think it's agent. I think I think I'm with you Joe. Oh my god. Oh my god
Thank you. Oh, no
And you suit. Hey get you for for me you motherfucker. Oh fucking meeting call a fucking meeting
No, I went with stick to lights!
Jack.
Okay, it's not me then. It's not me.
Jack, sketch has got more children again than both.
It's fucking Joe Bort. He was camping the button.
Have a fuck do it!
Shush, shush, shush, shush.
Jack.
Jack.
Sketch has more...
...kills than both imposters combined in his lobby.
Ungot it.
He's actually MVP-ing.
I saw state kill in front of me. It's Riley. It's right. I swear to God. I was spamming. I was spamming the report button
I was clicking it
Wait, wait, wait
I know
Wait, so I know it's not me. It's between Riley and steak. Please. We all know that yes
Yeah, I want y'all to both please y'all's cases. I I couldn't have killed
Sketch listen to me Joe did not suspect me. I was cleared nobody has suspected me this whole time because I've been
We talked too much
God fucking
Did you just fucking vote already bro? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I didn't even get to get to get to get to fucking clear your soul!
I'm just going to get you.
Kill him or turn the game.
Get him.
Get balls.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
Sketch.
have more kills and both of us combined solo carry the game
Only time tonight. The bosses that one is sketch basically murdered three crewmates
I will take the Bobby round and I will not talk I will not talk
It's not working, but I'm trying to clear myself. Yeah. Yeah
You over you over you over explained it you gotta think of my game. Yeah, you gotta think of my game
You are not fucking fine. You're a thing before you go
Sketch you said you stay leave your case start cleaning this case, and then you said you talked too much and voted
He was all farming fucking nothing
I'm going green hats you push me please give me it please
Nope green hat in register to G
Green, blue, orange, red, green, blue, orange, red, pink, pink, red, red, orange, blue,
He would have strained it if he was a killer.
Pink.
Let's talk.
Okay, so I go to...
Hold on, hold on, before everybody starts yelling.
Yep.
Where was he?
Where was he?
Where was he?
He called it.
My God.
You're right.
Sorry.
I'm so, this makes me so anxious.
The reason why I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, is because, um, one round, it's been
a long, it's been a long, long round, long round, long round, the plus sketch is moving
it like a bitch ass.
over the vents and Riley is chasing me.
Really? Did I did it? You saw me bet. You saw me bet.
Awesome.
You know how to play this game and there's no way you think that I'm the imposter for following you around.
Okay, okay. I don't be able to do it. If you're imposter, you would have backed straight the cameras if you didn't.
So I'm not that scared.
I know-
How did I kill steak?
Yes, I speak.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Am I going to soft clear Jinxie?
Cap.
Yeah, I can soft clear Jinxie.
I was, I was how can you, how can you, how can you clear him?
I was, I was hovering button, I was hovering button, how can you clear him?
How can you clear him?
I can tell JC was moving.
He was running around and he, he did, he's like me.
He doesn't know where the tasks are on this map.
And he's like running into corners, trying to use the light when you're the
roommate to try to find if you have a task in the room.
That's meta.
Before I sit up, what did I say?
What?
No, I actually, well, I was going to say that I thought you can't talk to us like that.
Ron yeah, dude
What you said about venting hey dude sketch is not
Wait yeah, do you have the engineer role?
I don't know what the fucking thing is.
Wait, Scott, Scott, do you have the engineer role?
Do you see the vents like on the-
Is your name red?
Scott, is your name-
No, I'm not engineer.
I'm not imposter.
And I'm not whatever.
Agents what?
What?
Because I want to be imposter.
I think I'm trying to be imposter.
Let's just skip, guys.
I'm about to stop talking because all you'll do
is accuse me.
I'm just like-
No, Scott, you just like start randomly accusing
yourself and then vote people out.
It's like-
I didn't know what it is.
vote are your
Voting percent is always a good probability. Look
Um
It was bad button, I might have a lot more minutes usually these are good buttons, but that was bad button because these guys are don't give
Status updates on who they were with it so we could do color check
Oh, I think about this show.
Chat, I'm telling you, human behavior, he would have maybe even showed a back straight
even once if he was it.
Any medium or new player with back straight here, 100%.
Who's here?
Wait, who's here?
Somebody's venting.
Somebody's venting.
I don't know the guy with the fucking speaker phone.
The body was dead on the med base can it was Ron Ron was on med base
I'm not ready to go.
My base can is it's like middle
upper right like middle upper
right.
All right that's well I was
following jokes.
Me and you me you and sin over
there.
I didn't agree with setup, I didn't agree with setup.
The only person I saw walk by at the bottom area,
because Agent and Joe, I was waiting behind you guys
to make sure you were doing your task.
The only person I saw walked by me that went lower
and could have gone past was Bobby.
Okay, so I have a question, so I have a question.
When I came upper middle, Joe and Agent were next to each
other and then you sort of just appeared.
Like where were you before that?
Where were you?
Well I came from the side, but then I was-
She was in lavatory, I've seen her in lavatory.
Somebody is venting it.
Bobby, why is this your first time to talk?
No, let's talk to Bobby.
Guys, one more thing, I wanna think about it.
Bobby ran by me and went down,
because I was going up from the specimen room.
Bobby came by and ran past me.
Yeah, we said Bobby is sus.
I'm very suspicious.
Bobby's sus.
I think it's sketch.
Bobby is sus.
You're really sketchy.
Blame me, I'm at four times out of five.
I'm not against Bobby.
Guys, I'm sorry.
I have a button to touch.
I have real info guys guys the killer it was an event for a long time
I was an admin with Wiley and the scatter says somebody was there in the vent for a long ass on
So what was the killer is somebody we've been seeing it. We've been seeing it the entire round it
They were
One more person I'm meeting it wait. Why are you skipping? Oh my god? I if you follow me, I'll show you where it is
I'm thinking Bobby but Bobby's sketch and are really bad I know not looking good
for them and I think the rather because he's clear it really kills me he I mean
he's he's the goat I will admit that I will admit the way the goat because me
because he put that pretty well.
Hey, this is probably good.
Orange green grass.
Hello?
Hey!
Yellow lace, yellow lace.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not me, Bob.
Not the sub-apartee.
Yo, Bobby, I'm sorry, that's too quick to dintle.
Listen, guys.
No, I was with you the whole time.
I was with you.
Okay, okay, Bobby was with me.
Bobby was with me for a while and never killed me.
I know, I couldn't kill them.
Guys, guys, listen to me.
It's not a sound.
I checked lifeline.
The buddy's been dead for a while, okay?
It cannot be.
This one cannot be.
Riley.
James.
It can have you agent. Um, it can be sketch. It can't be body can be.
Oh, it can't be.
Well, you know, sin is weird, sin is weird.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna choose that.
I'm gonna choose that.
Wait, X, X, X, X, X, X.
Say that again. Say that again.
You said you were watching bodies, right?
Like the heartbeat?
Yes. Yes. The body's been dead for a while.
For a long time.
How long has it been dead?
There's no way because I also check vital.
So you weren't there the whole time.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's in her Bobby.
Bobby, sit up.
Bobby, sit up.
Yeah.
I'm not.
How do we split them?
How do we split them?
Hey, Bobby.
I have all the titles.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say.
I mean, I said.
I didn't say.
I didn't say.
Hey, Vinna, do you have a defense of League of Legends?
Yes.
I think that he did a one.
He was a whole fucking dog.
And I went on vitals in the beginning
and checked if everyone was.
And then I went up.
Wait, that's actually.
Guys, guys, Bobby, he was on that side.
Senna was being quiet until we started voting Bobby.
She's defending her imposter.
I'm camping Bobby.
He was in lavatory, like round the door
where you clicked open it.
I don't know why you always sound so, I see you.
I'm camping Bobby.
And you see, why don't you defend me on the button?
Brother, brother, brother.
Your movement is inconclusive.
All right, X, X, X.
You know, and Bobby are now accusing each other,
so it can't be both of them.
No, no, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie,
this is called the flight of no returner.
She's now voting against him because she knows that people voted on him.
That makes sense because I voted against Bobby the last round.
So we have to say, come on, come on.
True, true, come on.
She makes a good point, hold on.
I want to kill him, people.
And I'm the big button.
I'm going to trust my god, I'm going to sit down here.
Fuck, I'm going to box.
Bobby, you good?
You're mad at the same.
No, no, no, we didn't say.
We didn't say.
I'm falling.
Sit down.
I'm not in town.
They said out, said out, said out.
That's my fault, and that is my fault.
I thought it was possible.
I will admit, I will admit, not a great crewmate
around for me.
Death, it was said 100%.
That's my fault.
It can still be Joe though.
I hold on, Joe.
I'll let you go water there.
Wait, where is he?
Three, one.
Joe, please go up.
He's got, okay good, he's been tasked.
Isn't it was an office?
I'm gonna guess.
Comes.
Oh my God, I think I got him.
Hold on, where was the body X?
Where was the body?
Okay, okay.
Let me get you on this list.
Hold on.
Bodies been dead for at least 10 seconds, maybe more.
The reason why I reported the way I did it.
I saw a dead body a long time ago.
I would have had been, I see a non-moving body inside of communications, right?
So for this, again, I don't think J.C.
everybody's going to kill this, right?
I don't think sketch.
Cinex missing the entire round.
Also, Joe went into a decontamined and did his puzzle.
He said, I have an important question.
I went into two decontaminated.
I saw nobody that way.
Jigsie, Jigsie.
I wasn't sure for sure.
He cleared from, he cleared from, he was going to absolutely.
I wasn't, I wasn't, I had to.
X, X, X, X.
I was walking in the pop area behind Jigsie,
and I think it was Riley from literally the north area
the north area in the
why are you running the game act why are you defending me and then you how are you clearing
my set
brother
you just ask him to clear you
last
I've been with you the whole time
you're just
vouching for us
I'm done fucking talking
listen
vouching for us here's the thing
x x stop stop x go where
where was the body because
you in comms in comms in the middle is not like the middle it's a middle middle
left me no not Joe left definitely not Joe it's a solo running opposite way
towards communication yes so I can't hear Jinxie rose sinna ran up to me I've
been with Riley the last two rounds I know it's not ready I'm standing with
him to intentionally not get butchered
Sina came up through the middle and like
In the start around I darted to the bottom walked all the way around the only person I saw the entire round was sketch
But he was just hovering on okay, wait to kill us two boats. There's probably another two killers. Yeah, we're a trouble
This is bad. I go to how do you know if there's two killers?
There's two boats on me
That means I thought I'm positive I fell off
I think 56 months time is a flat circle
Okay, so we obviously have one imposter out yeah, um yes, there's no it's to they would have called a meltdown
So we got at least one. I can clear Joe. I can clear Joe on not killing one person
Okay, I was this I was this
If it's Joe, he's playing it really well.
I think he's gonna clutch it out.
But hold on though.
Last round he said it.
I need to say this, hold on.
I need to say this.
And I'm not trusting Sketch is clear.
So for me it's all could be Joe or XQC.
Look, look, look, look, look, all of us just said
we know there's not two imposters.
I would 100% agree.
I've been with Riley every second of the last three rounds.
So obviously it's not me and Riley
that's gonna be the season.
Then it has to be Joe, clear Joe.
I think it's half over.
Okay, guys, vote me to vote Joe.
I have to see, I have to see,
yo, sketch through me.
I was alone in our bond.
Vote me then vote Joe.
True, true.
I think Joe, I know how to play this game.
I know how to play this game.
Rather than sketch through Joe,
I think it's your QC.
It's either QC, Joe's clear after that.
Okay, you know what?
Okay, if you do call in the nominator it cannot be me, but it's all good I'll
Walter by involved review I want to say this but everybody started barking again
What do you do the bottom
Instead double kill it like a surrender it could be him he's like it's all done I'm dead
I
GG sketch
If you think it's me cool give me the floor give me the floor
sketch and then unmute him after I'm done. That's completely fair. Just give me 20.
It's Gen C. If you think I got a point, tell him I hit it.
I hit it.
Riley every round for three fucking rounds continuously.
The lights get cut. I'm not with Riley. I come back to the meeting table where the
board is to call the meeting. Sketch, because he's terrible at the game,
rips Riley's head off his shoulders as I'm coming up to the button.
I see it in spam report. And now Sketch, his only other option is to say I kill.
No that's 200 IQ, that's 200 IQ by you, that's 200 IQ by you.
I have been through the whole fucking C.M.
You think that I made it this forward, I got 4 out of 5?
Congrats.
Guys, guys, I'm gonna be honest, we lose on tasks if we don't make it by talliers, so I think we need to give up.
Joe, listen, since we know for a fact it's not me and you, I think we have to skip, but I could be wrong.
but I like listen listen listen when the round started when the round started I
was alone with Riley and Jinxie in the task room I then left when the lights
caught stalks QC turn them on body was reported I did not see sketch in that
less than three may have come back
Just killed Riley. I know it's why it's why I'm burning skip. Yo, Joe. I mean, this is a throw here
Yeah, if you don't skip it we throw but listen we have to sit together because they get to kill this GG
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's gonna be one.
This is so bad.
This is so bad.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Yo, listen, you gotta tell me.
Okay, Joe, I was literally sus of you last round.
When the lights got cut, I shit myself and you were gonna murder me.
I rolled around with Riley.
I come back up way behind Riley sketch because sketch is bad.
As we know, the worst player in the lobby.
It would make sense though that he is only killed at the table though.
Where are the good tasks?
That's all right.
I'll play it right, trust me.
Hey, which one am I at?
I'm not saying anything, just do the thing.
Get Merch, GC, you dumb fuck.
Sorry for cussing.
Fuck, no!
That's a win in my book!
That's a win in my book!
That's a win in my book!
That's a win in my book!
That's a win in my book!
That's a win in my book!
Oh, I caught a body and then I killed the guy that I accused of I feel great right now. Thank you
Well, why don't you stitch on me we could have killed Joe
No!
Yo.
That's good gameplay.
That was a great game.
You know what, you know what?
Since sketch is a good game.
You are the worst teammate I've ever seen.
You did one, you know it's one deal,
but you didn't have to watch it.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's in us, in us.
Hold on, let me interject here.
I think sketch did good it,
because he killed people by doing the turn and pause
the thing.
When he talks, he actually made us vote for the people.
Like, actually.
Thank you!
Thank you!
I just got a body on camera that went all of a sudden, that wasn't even going to help me.
I do have to dip as well, but it was very fun.
Anyone who's ending stream, make sure you raid.
No, no, I'm not.
Guys, it was nice playing with all of you.
That was fun to play.
Thank you for having me.
Good bye everybody. Welcome.
Good bye.
What's up?
Even though we're down.
What's up, symbol?
What else?
Chad, I tweet it perfectly.
Everybody's leaving a call. Hey, no!
Hey!
I literally fucking owned you for some fucking-
Nice!
I love you guys, bye.
What's up?
What's up?
Don't cue, bro.
You wanna play some OG Fortnite?
Uh, more than any OG.
Let's play some Fortnite together, bro. Let's play some games.
What does it mean, OG though?
Brother, there's a fuck of Fortnite going on, you wanna play some Fortnite bro?
Yeah, but...
Winter map, remember back in the day when you were like 28 and I was 17 or 18 when Fortnite
went Christmas time bro and motherfuckers were playing during the snow days?
Let's play it bro, come on.
Does this ring a bell?
da na na na na na...
da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na niiiii
i know the dis
buuuts? areyuu that old?
was that?
you dont want to play some og fortnite bro? me and you?
well ill just gotta chill and react because i didnt Fac..
idk onions
Well, I wouldn't like it for you man. Thank you old fuck. I'm alive for you
So I need for me listen. Let me ask you something you could you could play
You could you could react to other people's content and steal it and re-uploaded to YouTube and make more money than them and more
No, you came in the year not every day that you could play with stable Roberto, so you're gonna try that
Yo, I tried as you are doing and have failed and it's not enough by trying that
don't try again you want to play or no come on record before 2020 you're some
taxes want to retweet okay phase made you banks made you you owe the everything
and all your money give your car to banks before I get mad give my car to
banks give your car to your brother you need to give that corner that you
told everyone that you are gonna give to your brother that's sitting in your
in your house across the country from your brother you need to give him that
car give him the car you are cooking my burger and okay my coffee a little
broke yo hey without me you're irrelevant you understand if I was a thing
when Overwatch was a thing you would have not played you would have been
scared of playing against me you're lucky I didn't play it so okay so we're not
talking about the fact you gave me some Bitcoin so we could play with you and
monopoly right okay the 40,000 dollars you paid me to play with you that was
in fact that was in the charity case right there's a sponsor there's a sponsor
face paid for it face paid for they made you face paid me to play with you
because you had fallen off so hard I bitch ass Wow bro seriously seriously I
I made bank.
Seriously.
Brunch.
I made bank.
I'll be playing with you
because I was sponsored by them.
Fucking bitch.
Holy, you got caught live on stream.
That's crazy.
Damn, bro.
There's no one who'd play with you.
I accepted because I believed in you.
But now I don't,
because you're a sucker.
You're trash.
You're losing.
You're bolding.
Fuck you.
All right, bro, you won, bro.
Fuck you, and you're ugly, chucked, going nowhere, no goals, and you are going straight
back to McDonald's.
And I know-
Can I ask you a question?
What?
Can I ask you a question?
Yo, I used to watch you play Minecraft, try to be Forrestin's record, and you became
so fucking dog shit that you use pre-generated seeds now.
Can we talk about that?
Why are you so bad at Minecraft now that you have to use pre-generated seeds
to try to just make yourself look like you're winning a record?
Because I tuned into your stream, I was like, oh my god, he's about to beat Forcin's record.
Little did I know is a pre-generated seed, you're click-baiting people.
Yo, brother, you have 70 coaches, you got me, you got me, and you still can't beat Forcin.
You got me, you got me. You leaked the whole script.
The script is, by the way, I wanted me to just, I actually copied your script.
It's, I'm trying to make one hour of content last for weeks by throwing runs and being bad,
So I could get more content like you do in Eldenring it when you know what to do
But you really in long enough by putting ads for hours to
your fans
Made was I only made 94,000 for my Eldenring alright, and I spent 35,000 on the set
So I only made like a 45k profit. So that's number one
Okay, oh my two is yeah number two is can we talk about how you beat Eldenring?
But you use summons because you're dog shit
Yo, yo this guy be ordering with summons bro. He's a summon user. He could never do what I do
Yo, you are a dog sheet
Yo, you are bad at the game. You had to use summons. You're a summoner summoner be ashamed of yourself, bro
Summoner. I should touch up chatting bro. All right. Yeah, I'll meet just saying um
Set game just chatting
Um, well the thing you know, like maybe I beat that with that but you're not gonna beat the allegations
And they're coming the allegations are coming as nothing you do to stop it
He goes to Canada he's trying to escape, but he's trying to escape. He did not react to the files for a reason
reaction to them I can't exactly I can't I can't I can't say why what what your
reactor bro what I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what I'm talking
about yeah so we're on OG 49 and out no I would rather put my dick raw in a
toaster then play for that with you baldy
got him
here's
got him
yeah
give me a favor bro what is it
give your fucking car oh man oh man
end of discussion give your fans some
money back for how long you've scammed
no you have scammed your fans for
years you told me off stream when you gambled off stream with me you said
yo run use my code it gives you good luck and you took my money you took my
money you took my money you took my money you took it yes it did you said
you said run watch this yo put some money in and use my code and what did I
do I use your code I saw no money and then on your screen because you were
screen sharing I'd notice you went to your rate back and you got affiliate
money it was like eight dollars I was like what the fuck and you're like bro
no don't worry bro it's just a coincidence I don't know I guess
someone used it yo give me my money then well okay here's my answer to this so
what so what so I scammed you you deserve to be scammed yo you rub your
fans I rob you because you deserve it give them their share chat and give
your brother his car back okay give cheddar for I won't do this I will
give my chat I will do a $50,000 giveaway right now no matter what I'll
count your buff right now catch your bluff I will give away $400,000 right now
if you give your $400,000 car to your brother
give him your car!
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll actually give him his car right after you give your
You're chatting 40% your wife 50%
See, see, see, whoa, hold on now, you set yourself up,
you just allowed me real quick.
What are you talking about?
You're my wife.
Give your wife your 50%, your chain 40%
and bank is 20%, you have nothing.
You have 10% left, what are you gonna do with that?
What are you doing?
Yo, yo Felix, bro, be a favor.
What?
No, you're talking about 50% and all that, right?
What?
Um, can you give your fucking car to your brother, please?
Do me a favor.
Can you, can you put me in a group child and let me call him?
Okay.
I'll call him real quick.
What about the friend of your mom that got reposed last night?
Now it's just that.
Yo, give me your brother's number.
Okay.
Let me try to save him.
Yo, yo, yo.
I saw your mom's car gate repo last night.
It got reponed.
Did you not pay for that?
Give me your, give me your brother's phone number.
Give me your brother's phone number right now.
Yo, yo, my brother's enjoying his life now.
He's enjoying his life.
And he could be loving his life with the brand new car
that you promised him that you manipulated and you scammed him.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You are a sick, sick man.
All right, now.
Sick, sick man.
Yo, I just saw you play the Mids of Ads.
Yo, ads you got hit with 10 minutes ago.
10 minutes to ads.
What is wrong with you?
10 minutes to ads.
I think I still have ads you're not actually.
Oh, you're farming views of and enrolling ads.
What a scammer.
Now give Chad their share on that money.
I will I will give my chat any type of money if you call your brother right now and say yo, bro
I'm gonna ship this car out to you right now
Go ahead
I'm gonna do that. No, that will do. He's not gonna do that chat
Yo, you're not gonna do it, bro. You want the car? Just say you pocketed the car. Say you like it
Just say you like it. I did not though. It's his total. Yo, I'm gonna call him
I
Yeah, I'm gonna call me put me in a group chat put me in a group chat group call right now
Well, he's alive though. He's a brother. He's alive. I would hope so fucking hope so
All right, I'm calling
But look at him look and it's so happy. He's so happy in his profile picture not even realizing he's been gaslighted and manipulated
He's so fucking happy bro. Bro look out look out. He's so happy
Look out cute. This is me my brother at F1 in the garages, which is only celebrities
He don't even that's all right
We don't pick up the phone. He knows your scammer. You even pick up the phone. You don't even pick up the phone
Have you ever been in the F1 garage before?
No, I'm not supposed to leak his profile picture. He just told me to show his profile picture
Yo, yo, this is me and him spending family time
Now show me what I think it but you show you told me to show his profile picture
We don't care bad yo guys run discord, but I don't mind this work. Don't go. Don't go through a couple my servers. That's all
Please
Our first time chatter why is x scamming his brother? I don't know bro, but I'm trying to do justice
I got I got you. I'm looking out. Okay. I got you. Okay. I goes off
You were invited at one because they knew you're a fraud celebrity
You're not a real wonder wonder why because all you do is talk to Plankers
bots and
Benedict expose they say which which you
Deliberate a bit over and you never debunk that when you're gonna debunk the bots allegations
When they ask you okay, so let me ask you a question then
I just de-gloved you.
You are a de-gloved?
No queue.
So?
You're a reactor.
You always react to politics.
You always react to everything.
You ain't react to no files though.
What's going on bro?
Usually that's like the biggest thing on the internet.
Explain yourself.
I've been analyzing them off streamer.
Analyzing.
Or clearing your name.
I've been taking my time doing an analysis to give a good take it because all my things
you have now been degloved explain yourself because I'm gloved again when was your last
good take go ahead chat don't try to flip it answer the question answer the question
answer the question why don't you react to it I did release the files you reacted to
All of it, huh? Yeah, it's a nice second channel
So you stole content just want to make that clear clear
Okay, let me get my voice going
Anything I didn't say anything
Actually actually
Watching the father's up
No, I was not in the file right I was photoshop right I
Was photoshop right?
We can we can we just get over that
Sensitive topic you want. I mean I don't mind
Whatever bro, okay, so channels channels contents because they know you better go offline because they know that for night means off
I mean, I mean, oh, no, just just do do me a favor do whatever you need to do, right?
Go steal someone else's content reupload and make more money than them on their hard-earned work and put effort into that video
Or do you want to play fortnight where we could create our own content bro, and we can have so much fun 38 months
So on bro
They let's have some fun and then and then you can react
Are they saying look outside? Oh Jesus fucking Christ play for your punk
yo
Okay, new files that just hit the main the mainstream
New files just landed it as we are in this call. What is that? Oh
Oh my God. Oh my God. Explain. So I was alive. No, no, go to the first part. Go to the first
part. So I was alive with Michael Jackson. Is that what you want me to tell you? You want
to tell me? Yeah, I was alive with Michael Jackson. Yeah. Yeah. But then you signed a
deal with the devil. The cells are sold to phase. But they made the age you backwards.
You lost some age. I get it. I get it. But this is a real picture. Over to the
First of all, I wanted to say, Faze has done nothing but amazingness for me. My contract was phenomenal.
Thank you so much for joining the Faze Clan for the time that I was being...
It was a great contract and I actually enjoyed my time.
Secondly, I was not alive during Michael Jackson. You fucking idiot, bro. Do I have to bring a fucking...
Are you stupid? Are you alive or too young?
What the fuck does that even mean?
He was alive. He was alive.
Brother, that means...
Okay, so I looked identical like 15 years ago.
Is that what I'm saying?
You were alive yet? Yeah, you were alive?
When was Michael Jackson? When did he pass away?
Oh, nine.
Okay, so I was six years old.
You think I had a fucked up hairline at six years old?
Or you've been lied by your age.
What's more likely, that you lie like always?
You always lie because you always lie you always lie as best so you think I'm lying about my age now
Yeah, yep
Okay, okay true. I know my age. I know the deal you signed
I know it you sold your soul. You'll never give that back. You know that right? You'll never get your soul back. I
I connected some dots. I know the exact type of condo you signed. You are jover. It wasn't worth it, was it?
Was it worth it?
You lost everything. You lost yourself.
Fuck you. You were born in 95. Oh my god. You are a grown-ass fucking man.
You are a grown-ass fucking man, bruh. 30 years old, bruh. And my hairline's been in there.
is it though all right hairline battle ready if I had
go full speed go full speed go full speed go full speed
if I have money like that oh look at this bro now now
take a picture take a picture analyze it look look look look it's the size of an
iPhone on the dot so what is the way to remove your hand
remove your hand look look no measure the width and then do yours
remove your hand look remove your hand measure the width what is the width of
iPhone XR, no not XR, it's my old phone.
iPhone 17 plus Max.
What is the width of it?
Go ahead, what is the width?
Someone Google it.
Cause it goes perfectly from my eyebrows
to the top of my head.
Go ahead, tell me, tell me.
What is it?
I mean, I have a smaller phone and I have even more.
No, no, no, you're faking it.
Go down, no, you're faking it.
Faking it, it's faking it.
What's the width of that?
So what's the width of that phone?
What's the width of that phone?
Oh my God, wait, lift it up again.
No, no, no, no, no.
Your hair is so heavy it's pulling your skin down.
I'm dead serious too.
No, no, let's lift your hair.
It's so heavy it's pulling your skin down.
That's good.
I have a lot of hair.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wrong, wrong again, wrong again.
No, wrong again, sorry, sorry.
Look, look at the hairline.
Holy shit.
Don't move, don't move, don't move.
I'm trying to angle it with my phone.
Let's see how big.
Oh, it's like the same fucking thing.
What are you doing, bro?
Oh, now you're mimicking the people that was on my bus, okay.
Okay, so now we're getting personal to my child.
Hold on, hold on.
Full screen.
You full screen.
Full screen.
So what what letter are you snowing out because I see a big M
This is for how many millions I have
Okay, okay go full screen full screen full screen it's a McDonald's monster. Okay, so full screen full screen full screen
Okay, what what type of what type of letters he's spelling on his head. Oh, it's a G for give your fucking
FUCK ON HIS HAIR LIKE SHIT!
STOP TRYING TO FUCKING CHANGE THE TOPIC!
GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS CALLER BACK!
GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE!
GIVE IT BACK!
L.
L.
L.
GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE IT!
Yo, yo, talking to you is boring.
I'm gonna say how it is.
You used to be fun to be around.
It's right on hand with you anymore.
You're not funny, you lost your touch.
Yo, maybe, maybe, maybe it's, it's a drama
and it calls you trauma and I get that.
But holy shit, you're, you're boring.
You're lame.
And it's just not fun.
I'm not having fun anymore, so I'm gonna leave.
I'm leaving. Bye. I'm done. Bye. I'm done.
Notice when I Google XQC's GT3RS it comes up, right?
Let me let me let me look up. Look how fucking nice
You see a picture's come up. I think it was all worth it
Everything was worth it when I see this car that that that's what it means. I
Don't even sit in it. I don't see his car. I don't see it, bro. I don't see it, bro. I'm noticing
Noticing noticing
I'm gonna do a small time react and then um
Stable is going to need a stable come soon with how hard he fell off xqcl
Look
Yes, it's not a reaction
All right, um, let's take a look what we do this trust them lapsing some lapsing in some apps
Action to an interviewer who's pretty friendly to big tech and I'll explain in a second
How can the company with 13 billion in revenues make 1.4 trillion spend to commit and you've heard the criticism
We're doing well more revenue than that second of all Brad if you want to sell your shares. I'll find you a buyer
Just enough so why does all men seem so upset?
Watch out, I don't know about this.
This is the same blind.
This is the same blind.
It's to spend over $1 trillion on the rising structure
over the next eight years, despite only bringing in
around $13 billion a year in recurring revenue,
less than $1 trillion of the promising to spend.
I'm no money genius and I'm personally
terrible at budgeting, but that doesn't seem great.
Most of the supposed growth in the American economy
in 2025 was caused to be investment for guys.
That's all part of a promise being made by the industry, led by Sam Almond.
That once a certain level of machine learning intelligence is reached, all of our problems are solved.
The housing crisis, cancer, poverty, climate change, mental health, and pharmacy,
universities, and computer science diseases, this cancer, and that one in heart disease.
Helping you try to control your own immune system,
I wanted to let you know I personally believe in those terms,
as a large part of the energy I'm going to try to...
Human life has been saved.
Rejoice
Yeah, I was really way saying there's an extreme for everybody in exchange for all that all of them is asking all of society
But all of our eggs our data our economy our water and resources
Everything into one basket
His he's offering us one massive just trust me bro. Yeah
Yeah, I guess it's a little bit like a like slop to brisket a little bit
I mean, I don't want to say this again. It sucks. But I'm gonna do basket
It's just appealing to the masses with this like like a lying fruit argument like like water
Come on bro. Like you really hate it. It's it's one massive just trust me, bro
So should we trust almond? If we accept his deal, is it even our choice?
Almond isn't a technologist or scientist. He's an investor and dealmaker and really good at it
Supposedly but his whole career is a series of you just trust me
So what's the deal?
Should we believe Sam Altman's process and what's the cost the water is the debunked come on bro really dude
Are we still doing this shit?
The best of us those promises turn out to be
Lies
Very they say it hasn't back and look means you've been probably
in the tech industry
All men's first big source. Yo, we watch on them. The water has been debunked. It's been debunked entirely
Debunked a deal was selling his first company looped a service for locating your friends
That's something that inherently needs lots of users to guys. Yes, they've used weird metrics and things that and things that don't that aren't
statistically correct to dump water in some dramatic way when it's just natural.
It is just natural. Like, what am I telling you about it?
Work or else you're just locating yourself.
The operative ideas seem to be ubiquity. I mean, yeah, get it out there in a more way.
I'll give it all I can imagine.
And make it ubiquity.
But the whole time, Luke refused to say how many users they had.
they had. Altman just insisted there were quote, way more users than any other similar service.
It turns out though that towards the end, Loopt only had 500 users. When Reuters reported this,
Altman insisted it was 100 times more than that, and that he'd provide evidence. He never did.
Just trust me, bro. Loopt sold to the Green Dot Corporation, who shut it down immediately
and never used any of the tech.
Green Dot investors alleged it was a dirty deal
done to enrich Sequoia Capital,
a VC firm with a stake in loot
and shoe-boarded at Green Dot,
who helped to prove it is,
Almond left Green Dot as soon as he was legally able,
walking away with millions for building an app
that no longer existed in any form.
And luckily for Almond, someone saw something in it.
Peter Thiel.
Thiel, who once said that Almond should be treated
as quote, more of a Messiah figure,
gave Altman millions to start his own VC firm,
Hydrazine Capital.
And that's not all the capital Altman controlled.
He was also hired as president of Y Combinator,
or YC, an influential venture capital firm
and startup incubator,
where Loopt got its original funding.
I think that-
Yo, I'm looking for your sources all the moment.
I'll give you your sources then.
I had the sources, it's generating.
I'm using water to generate the sources.
You need to give me some minutes.
president of YC is sort of the unofficial leader of the start-up movement.
And Altman personally traded on that influence.
The New Yorker reports that up to 75% of hydrazine's capital was invested in YC companies.
Altman used his inside view to get a cut of YC's power, despite Altman promising
he didn't cross-invest in YC companies.
That's two big lies so far.
The user base of loops that needed users to exist, and his investments.
In 2015, Altman leads YC into the investment you likely most know him for.
He's sort of a semi-company, semi-non-profit doing AI safety research.
OpenAI was...
Yeah, what's a semi-non-profit?
Doesn't make sense.
Launched as the supposed non-profit OpenAI Foundation, with a charter with a lot of
lofty goals.
A primary fiduciary duty to humanity and avoiding enabling uses of AI or AGI that
harm humanity or unduly concentrate power.
Are you really allowed to represent yourself as a non-profit and change once you get to the top?
I mean, isn't that just a way to rise to the top as a non-profit and when you get there you change your model?
I mean, that's pure skin. What?
While acting to minimize conflicts of interest among our employees and stakeholders,
the evidence that they do that, just trust me, bro,
opening eyes to primary financial backers were tech billionaires and millionaires like Altman himself,
Peter Thiel, Reed Hoffman and Elon Musk and tech companies like Amazon Web Services and Infosys.
We wanted to build this with humanity's best interests at heart.
But in exchange, Open AI is asking for a lot. Putting all of society's eggs in one basket,
if you will. They want electricity, water, infrastructure, capital, your data, your
water. Okay, I asked rock.
This vending machine is one of the first
Yeah, watch the video, watch the video
No, I'm pretty sure we already watched this, no?
Computer chips that do the processing for AI get hot when they run
What is the one about water AI uses? See?
Like, and it has sources and shit, man
Like, AI doesn't just consume 1.5% of the global issues of the Internet in 25
I'll double to um with a year ago
Yo, yo, yo, I mean what do you want?
Okay, bye
Compare this percentage of
Electrical use and water use to other things like servers
is one percent a lot what is that but who knows what what what leaders is though like
Oh one email sent.
Hey XQC, love you big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but humans don't visualize things well.
Okay, I'm not kidding with this.
When you put more zeros, we don't really fathom that kind of change.
It's not, you would have to put it in what?
Yes, humans have a bad capacity at visualizing scale.
They don't steal the property. We had a problem with that
You're the dissenters 4% and draw address most wrote
Yes, man, the death is kind of a lot though low-key
What's the percent 85 9%
Interesting
Then it centers 0.5% of fresh water and increases cooling needed but small national percentage
of the agricultural 70%
Guys now compare this data to fucking like cows and steak and shit like that and fucking
chickens and shit.
Yo compare water use with the meat consumption disastrous.
If you cared that much about water, you wouldn't be eating meat.
Food is necessary.
Meat isn't.
It's something that we want, not that we need it.
Little buddy.
Compare it to my dick how about that.
Guys, you need, you need that steak.
Add just as much as you need AI in.
As in, you don't need either.
You can get other shit.
It's a disastrous use of water.
Wait, is it tomorrow?
How many?
How much?
Water.
Um, does it take for me to
stand still in almost done. Have one steak to eat. I'm jizzing. Tell us more about the
15,000 liters per kilogram.
Okay, that's most of the rainwater.
Okay, how much of that is it?
Not rainwater.
Hold on, slow down.
Compared to US Gulf courses,
Where is he's usable?
6% that's still what about the GG beef from target that gets clipped and reacted to that adds to the total water cost
What is the blue and grittles a?
Thousand oh that's insane though
That's huge what that's huge
Okay, what is that?
You already think it's already.
This is empty pocket thing, but it's not.
Is that bad?
I don't know what to do.
I don't really care about it anymore.
Okay, last prompt.
How much water do we use to maintain one good golf course in the U.S.?
you can use bad water though right?
Or what you, today?
Guys,
okay.
Yeah, instead of using the water to take blood stock
of the night, we should really divert it all
toward generating absurdly large titties all day.
Hold on.
like you can go vegan Felix you order your 20-piece nuggets made of chinchilla
meat and Big Mac full of armadillo foot every night
in arid spots they have to use actual drinkable water nobody oh my god it
is this yo I'm not just about a drink I'm bad I'm bad I could do about an
entire fucking village where the fucking waters apply with this prompt
You know a village about to run out of water with this fucking problem, oh
I thought the entire
Conversation was that water usage is a complex thing to calculate. Why are we asking grokwitch probably just quits saltman's number?
Oh, I mean, speed one, speed one, speed one, speed one, speed one, speed one.
Right.
Spirit one, speed one.
Art.
And for humanity to adjust to job loss, deep fakes and everything else, all in exchange
for some future promise of technology that fixes everything.
Job losses.
Oh my god.
Tim, to follow this, let's look at some of his biggest statements and promises to
show how they tie to all the eggs in the basket.
Altman insists he doesn't own any of OpenAI and he,
yo, yo, yo, job loss, I think you would call this
a structural change or whatever it's called.
It's another type of change.
Haven't done it all the time.
Haven't done it all the time.
We get new tech and some jobs are replaced.
Not all jobs are done to people we even want.
Dude, Chad, we replaced people that,
that fucking, you know, we replaced a bunch of jobs
with new tech like people that turn the lights on in the streets.
You guys, who's quiet I do with a loop?
Do you use the turn the lights on in the streets?
Barely takes a salary.
I've paid enough for health insurance, I have no equity in open AI.
I'm doing this because I love it.
But he doesn't hide that he's already rich,
trying to do a rich guy using money for good Batman thing.
That Batman? Such a wonderful person.
I don't deserve it.
But we millionaires decided that you do.
But let's look at how this is part of his honesty problem brother. I don't want you what you want to create jobs that nobody wants
And it has their own need of it. What okay? What about I have a company. Okay. I'm such a cool guy
I'm gonna make some jobs this warehouse where high people one employee pretend like to give it a little and turn the light on
Yeah, there's it go to the office
Turn the light on it and it's somebody makes a system something crazy right that turn lights on by itself
You're taking our jobs. Do you're taking our jobs away?
You're removing our jobs that that people work so hard at turn the lights on dude
Yeah, nobody wants to do this shit like it says that job that that people want to do man like what?
Into the eggs right now. I was fucking bullshit job stocking jobs
You're the only one of those!
...to build OpenAI.
One of the eggs OpenAI needs is a ton of data.
You can't build a large language model without examples of language and content.
And one source of that data is Reddit.
Altman owns a big share of the social networking site and was on its board until 2022.
Reddit got its start in the same inaugural Y-Combinator class as Loot.
Here's Altman standing next to Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz in 2005.
US died by suicide in 2013 after being criminally charged for reproducing academic articles online
and breaking copyright law.
In 2015, Albin made a deal with Reddit, allowing OpenAI to quote, basically aggressively scrape
everything posted on the site to feed into OpenAI's tech.
Reddit co-founder Alex Ohanian felt in his bones the deal was wrong.
It's a less noble version of what Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz was targeted by
law enforcement for.
wanted to open the knowledge up to everyone. Altman wanted to put it.
People think just like money, yes, but change is inevitable, change will happen.
Right? It sucks. I think it's terrible when a lot of jobs are lost instantly,
because of structural change or whatever, right? But it, like change will happen then.
It's better if it's done gradually, so that people can get from one job to the other,
and they can transition. It's very, it's too abrupt and this might be abrupt,
But some jobs are meant to be removed, dude.
So, like, we will understand this.
Like, what the fuck, man?
In his product.
In 2014, Altman promised that he and other investors
would give 10% of Reddit's value back to the Reddit.
Man, one stalking jobs.
Nobody wakes up when they're done.
I want to fucking put things on a shelf.
I don't give a shit.
I want to be, I want to grow up.
be the best stock shelver of all time and put bucks on a shelf.
Do the repetitive manual labor, manual intensive job that people can have injuries.
Let's do come up with.
Happy holidays.
That's for more content due to regulatory issues.
But just like Reddit's data going to open AI, a look at the areas Altman's wealth is
invested in show a deep connection to other needs of the organization.
He's invested in AI networking equipment companies, thermal battery companies, and even
contractors mining the rare earth metals that server farms require.
And once it's all built, all men will toss it up the trouble massive amount of gold to
quickly, up to 200 liters slash 53 gallons in minutes.
Rising energy demand costs, misuse like fraud and deep fakes.
I understand, I understand, I understand that means to end its income.
I understand it, but jobs are lost every day to structural change and change the technology
every day.
Who complains about the things that the technology, the internet, how many jobs have you ever lost
because of the internet?
Fucking millions of jobs were removed by internet.
Who's crying about internet growth?
Who says, guys, we should sabotage and fucking, guys, we should fucking cancel the internet
wires in the sea because it removes jobs.
Yes, it also made jobs that and it's back. Yes, and it send it here remove jobs make jobs. What about it?
And job loss and economic collapse
Altman says again and again that opening AI needs more power the quote audacious long-term goal is to build
250 gigawatts of capacity by 20 a rocker that much
People have to make those servers, maintain them.
People need to organize them, make them.
People go into those fields.
Warrior will become engineers and builders of the ship.
People have to construct those.
This also creates jobs.
Like, how do you understand this?
Even if you say, oh, do the water use waters?
You have to make those pipes.
You have to fucking maintain them, expand them, renew them.
Like, that's also jobs, man.
Compute requires much electricity as 1.5 billion people, the equivalent of the entire population
of India.
But Altman has a solution.
Since they first met in the early 2000s, Peter Thiel and Sam Altman have had a shared interest,
investing in nuclear power.
Which isn't inherently bad, of course.
Nuclear can be an extremely efficient and clean form of energy.
But Thiel and Altman want to own it.
Altman is invested in helium and oakland.
One is working to build the first ever nuclear fusion power plant, a type of energy creation
that many scientists say won't work.
And Oclo is building micro-reactors, literally truck-sized nuclear reactors, which is a bit
concerning considering this investment strategy.
Part of our model is make the cost of mistakes really low and then make a lot of mistakes.
But for now, Oclo hasn't figured there re...
I mean, these are just ready-bates, to be honest.
Do it, do it, do it.
You take some quote that fits and you just like lump it in some like super big thing that
could go wrong.
Oh come on man.
It's like some narrative based bullshit like come on man.
And they're just using gas to keep up the promises they make.
Nuclear startup Oklo and natural gas firm Liberty Energy today announcing a partnership
to provide energy to large scale customers.
Altman is also invested in multiple companies offering protection against AI bad actors.
verification to prevent deep fakes, and even companies offering in short...
Oh, this is the video! I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna jump in there and let's...
It'll create so much wealth that it can be shared with everyone just like his smaller scale reddit promise that turned out to be bullshit
And in 2024 he announced the product that had supposedly offer that shared
I'm not gonna get anybody. He doesn't dumb shit, but cook him for what he does not like some fucking misquoted like
Unmitted thing like you really do it like it's just it's low. I'm going what point world coin
Worldcoin is a technology company and cryptocurrency funded by all the usual suspects of techno-fascism.
Worldcoin's backers say it can be a way to give out some form of universal basic income
when AI starts replacing jobs.
I think this idea that we have a global currency that is outside of the control of any government
is a super logical and important step on the tech tree.
But it also sells itself as a solution to identity verification problems created by AI.
They want to use the Orbs as a method of trusted identity check, and you don't get your universal
basic income until you scan your eyes into the orb.
And like many of Altman's other projects, from Loopt to ChatGPT, it requires universal
adoption to be of any business.
an identification system are pretty useless if other people don't use them.
So again, Altman is making an offer.
Give us your identity and we'll give you cryptocurrency.
It's a classic Altman deal.
I'll fix everything if you sign over everything.
Just trust me, bro.
It's almost like Altman wants to build a whole other economy, just in case the one
we have now is the part of it.
In 2019, OpenAI gave up any pretense of being non-profit and started a for-profit branch.
Then spun the for-profit out into its own entity in 2024.
That for-profit organization has none of the same legal responsibility as the non-profit
did, and brought in new investors like Microsoft, which invested $13 billion, which OpenAI
largely spent on Microsoft products.
Dude, will he walk us out of the house?
Nvidia has promised to invest $100 billion in open AI
over the next few years,
money that open AI will spend buying Nvidia chips.
Open AI has similar circular deals with AMD,
the Katari government, and Larry Ellison's Oracle.
How about the 20 bucks, Yomi?
Well, I only got 10, so here's 10, I owe you 10.
Thanks. Hey, Malt, you owe me 20.
Well, here's 10, I'll owe you 10.
Hey, you owe me 20.
Here's 10, I owe you 10.
Here's 10, I owe you.
It's how you're good
You think that fired
I will create. I won't create any jobs for people that need it. Oh my god, dude. I understand
us, but where's the outrage about every single
Area of tech that this this causes it bro
Where's the outrage when the room bubbles created it because oh it's replacing janitors
If you can have a room buzz and shake fix the office up
Then what about the guys who've fucking broomed the ground?
What about those guys?
What?
Altman's project.
We might screw it up.
Like this is the bet that we're making
and we're taking a risk along with that.
But who is the we taking the bet?
Here's OpenAI's CFO.
Banks, private equity, maybe even governmental.
The way governments can come to bear.
Meaning like a federal subsidy or something.
Meaning, like, just first of all, the backstop, the guarantee that allows the financing to happen?
Through all of that stammering, the CFO of Opening Eye is making a clear point.
The government, your tax dollars, are responsible for saving the AI project.
That's more eggs in the basket.
And that basket is always the one that breaks promises.
Who as Bill Seedid lies and breaks promises along.
So the crazy thing is, look, you are actually correct here.
Maybe we shouldn't have been putting all those eggs in.
How much water was used, you think,
in the making of those eggs in this video?
And then my server used that 2.2 million people
watched this video.
How much you think?
A fuck ton.
A fuck ton of water was used for that.
Why is not somebody about that?
I mean, who cares?
they did it easy that you're out of that water
i mean you're using my water
and it gets worse while we were editing this video news group
that open ai is seeking a seven hundred fifty or not in dollar valuation
and is in talks with amazon
for a ten billion dollar investment
but money that open ai
would spend
on amazon infrastructure so
okay that was a good idea, i enjoyed it
this is johnny
Oh, well, uh, two-spaced factories
will give me a bit of time off.
Like summer vacation?
Sure.
Something like that.
In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.
The upswinging candy sails have led to horizon cavities.
The same question of horizon two-spaced sails.
With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize.
Eliminating Mr Bucket's job.
The belly-making ends me as it was.
We'll find another job.
Until then, I'll just...
Well, I'll just stand down and see what we can do.
Why, Mr. Bucket, my luck will change, I know it.
Oh, you might say aware, but in this movie, for sure the guy's job at the end is to fix
the machine.
No?
Eight equals equals equals equals greater than.
Hello everyone.
Yeah, I think we're watching this, it's the whole, the whole, the whole thing
She found a grape that looks exactly like a pumpkin.
and they were getting ready to head over to a party.
Prime notes have a nice day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have a nice one, brother.
Yeah, thanks, buddy.
Oh!
I can't wait to see you beat the record tonight.
Well that's insane but yeah those are like impractical.
Look at how many girls are being there.
Just in the mall.
Just find out that in Danish weddings if the groom leaves to go to the bathroom all
the male guests have to give the bride a kiss until he comes back.
What?
This police officer was seen pushing a school bus, they got stuck in the room.
and making our decision. Thank you all very much.
Did you fall down between the cats?
Look, 100 down the team assembled.
Postman, I'd say that's true. Me, Shroud, postman alone. Boom.
Boom.
I thought that was really cool. I mean, it's actually like Advent, it's like really cool though.
And that was pretty like a no-winner. Like, it's cool. I always think that was...
Do you need some help?
These water droplets were seen frozen on a spider web.
Yeah, he's got the game, he's got the games in it all, yeah.
Do you think this cat even knows that he's alive?
I'll be your lucky hat.
Who is your favourite artist that you've seen perform everywhere on set?
I'll let me do an EDM choice.
Show us all that!
I don't know who taught you sign language you need to knock it off.
So where did the other half of this buzz go?
Where is the rest of it?
Yeah, on the other side, man.
Just like I'm being sued and why?
He was only trying to take out his trash.
EW!
Wait, it's insane, eh?
He's a fool.
I see you.
So when does this look like so much fun?
These otters escaped from a zoo in Wisconsin and were spotted having fun in the snow in
the neighborhood nearby.
This pilot showed up to his new car.
His pilot showed up to his next flight, decked out with his crew.
Very cool.
I guess this is something you have to worry about.
It is pretty cool.
I'm gonna show up there.
And the appellant's free chatter.
The snow in Russia created a really dangerous, that made every source of light a really
tall pillar.
And the car, I have a lot of information about it, and the space is beautiful today, and by the way, it's on the ground, you can see it on the ground.
This kid dressed up as a Spider-Man because he was so excited to see this giant Spider-Man balloon of light.
Hi, Zola.
That is very exciting, though.
This is what a washing machine looks like without the metal shell on the outside.
That is the end of this video, I hope you enjoyed it, and I'll see you guys again very soon.
Later.
I mean, it isn't the thing of red though.
Okay.
Damn, look at-
Oh, interesting.
I mean, this guy is interesting though.
When you just saw being raided by officers did something so unfathomable that it required
multiple police departments to respond immediately to the scene and use an alarming amount of
firepower just to reach her.
I heard you, I could organize a day where you could expatriate and simulate police intervention
to see what it's like to be arrested.
Disaster began when an officer arrived at an altar store to arrest.
Thanks.
Oh, my God, um...
Oh, cool, I'm sure he...
That's cool.
I'm not gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you.
You took off. I didn't try to run.
I'm gonna tell you.
I asked you to please use the restroom.
I swear to you.
I'm gonna pee my pants.
You're detained. You're not free to go right now.
I'm trying to do anything to you, officer.
Can I sit on the chair?
No, if you're going in the car.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm causing a headache and I have to go to the restroom.
Can you hold me?
No, I'm not going to.
I will have a panic attack.
Can you have a seat in the car, please?
I'm not trying to resist.
I'm parking.
I know.
Can I stand here?
I don't have my arm.
I promise I won't resist.
Knock the crazy and he escalates like insane.
I understand that.
I know.
I'm looking at a picture of Miss Sandoval and it does not look like you.
That's me.
So it is illegal to give me a fake name.
I understand.
I understand.
I don't have a warrant.
That's me.
But I just have my short hair now.
What are you wearing in the photo?
I can't even remember.
I can go white in a KT shirt.
So the picture I can see, the facial features are different.
It's not you.
It looks close to you, so you probably use that in the photo.
It's me.
It's me.
I promise you.
But I did steal and I will pay for that.
I'm telling you that's me.
Okay, but you don't know your social work. How old are you?
I'm 45.
What's your license number?
She's like, I'm going to tell you that.
I'll dig and move in, but she's probably going to be grown in town.
Yes, it's not her.
Can we leave this off? I have a partial public show that,
and this is like a subject question on my chest.
I can take the seatbelt on it.
Here's 32.
I just want to snap it.
Okay.
Watch your toes.
I can't drop a little.
I can't drop it or I'll...
I know, there's another...
There's a couple of...
There's another perfume up there and I just...
I don't have to pay, also, so I've wanted to return it.
Uh, grab a chair.
I don't have any free games.
Well...
You okay? What are you doing?
God stop the cops.
Stop.
It's not stopping.
Give her a gun!
Hey!
Let's take over your tent.
Do you see her?
Well, I don't know if we're 17.
The female just slipped her cuffs
and was able to reach for her gun.
Can you help her, please?
Get back in the car.
Female, just slipped her cuffs.
We've seen the back of my car.
I got it. I'm done.
Wait, what happened?
Guys, it's a stick ID, I'll go through the video, and...
Okay, what are you doing?
More?
Hey, I'll tell you something, I wanted to return it.
Wait, what was it?
What?
That was good again.
Well, I mean, until then, now, forget about it.
It's fine, it's barely, it's barely.
It wasn't my guy, you know it.
You okay?
What are you doing?
Don't slip the cops.
I got a salad and shit.
Um, stop.
Stop. Stop.
Give her a gun!
Hey, just take over your ticket.
Can you see her?
Rebel 417, the female just slipped her cops.
She was able to reach for her gun.
Can you help her, please?
Come on. Get back at the door.
I would think I would think I would think do the comms went inside get a gun just
gonna head tap that fucking moron I mean are we good female has a gun she's
She's uncooperative, she's got a gun in the vestigule.
Why, there's nothing concerning about that, it's really violent.
She's using it as a gun, as a threat, that they can eliminate.
The threat is death here, like, they, to react to that is to fucking,
fucking, properly, we did this on the threat and fucking, yeah, they would have, shoot,
Gigi, what, what else is there?
Hey guys, she has a gun.
She has a gun, lock it down in there, please.
Was that?
She has a gun, please lock it down in there.
She slipped her cuffs and was able to, my back cage doesn't have a,
back so soon as I disarmed she reached to grab my gun
hey what 417 July
chat I'm not a police officer but the fact is guys like
leaning and just explain yo where's the urgency
yo everybody fucking were they some guns and we're fucking
like what is this is chilling
South Dakota is here, female is out of South Dakota
and she has a handgun, I have my own
Yeah, we need more.
She has it coming.
Hey, she has it.
It's gone.
This is not a chaser.
Get back.
It has my hand on it.
This is not a chaser problem.
It's not a chaser problem.
It's not a chaser problem.
It's not a chaser problem.
Rubble 417.
He came over here with slipper cups and action CD packs.
I'm going to try to get him over the pistol.
I have eyes on.
How are we doing?
He's trying to break the winger to get him in my car.
We get lethal out of here.
Are you grabbing yours?
Hey, unarmed staff, stay back.
If you're not armed, stay back.
We get lethal out of here.
Are you grabbing yours?
Hey, unarmed staff, stay back. If you're not armed, stay back.
Are you ready to go in? Yes, I adore cameras, body cameras.
I'm security, I said, well, she's trying to break the driver's side window with basically handguns, she's walked out of the car.
I don't understand.
This is insane.
She has Michael, he's hanging on it. She's trying to break the window, just come out of the car.
She doesn't, he's hanging on it.
Yeah, she's looking for the truck's after her, put it in the back hatch, and then just put it in the back hatch.
I see.
The one in the blue, I see.
I stood back, hanged up a lot.
Ah, she slipped one handgun.
Although she wasn't able to hold the officer hostage and he safely escaped,
she gained access to an arsenal of weapons inside the police unit.
Yeah, he safely escaped, but the method wasn't very safe though.
Like, he could have easily gotten shot. He's in a pure line of sight of an armed suspect.
I mean, dude, this guy, this could have gone terrible.
This was nothing at all.
Prompting police to lock down the entire department.
Within moments, she broke the rear compartment window,
climbed out and then did something that took the whole building by storm.
She's got the best single light on I believe.
She just jumped out of the car.
All right, I'm gonna go first here.
He's gonna be giving us information.
I'll be here.
Bro, this is like an actual art piece in there.
900, look at him.
Drop the punch on his head.
Drop the gun.
No, what's your hands?
Put your hands!
One voice.
One voice.
Keep your hands out the window.
Keep your hands out the window.
Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know what you're saying.
Put your hands.
Did you get ready to be on Twitter?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Show us your hands! Do it now!
Show us your hands!
Put your hands in the air or force will be used against you.
That's her.
I need to have some tea.
She's opening the driver's side door.
Climb out the window. Do it now.
Put both of your hands above your head.
She's got the gun in her hand, gun in her right hand.
Gun in her right hand.
Back up so we don't get hit by the car.
Somebody get into a car.
Somebody get into a car.
She's driving away.
She was driving the car in front of the gate.
Is she driving?
She was driving towards Sally's.
She was driving towards the Sally's door.
We had him out there, or by our name.
It was not an equal status yet.
She already threatened an officer with a gun.
Right?
She said, I have a gun with it.
It's an officer.
And they had the fucking kid gloves on.
Who's the officers that are in by the cell door?
Put the towel in front of that gate.
My towel is open.
Go put the towel in front of the gate.
Jamie, I got it with the Tahoe.
Jesus.
What is she doing?
Put your hands up.
Stop the car.
Put your hands.
She's got the gun to her head.
She's got the gun out her head.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Don't talk. Do not do that. Nobody wants you to do that.
You're not getting out of this area.
We're not going to open the door,
put the gun down. Let's talk about this.
Is there somebody you want us to call for you?
Back there. Back there. Back there.
Backing up.
Take this.
I mean, in our view, not a lot of today.
Don't pop up.
I've got long gun above you.
Who do you want us to call?
It's too sensitive, like.
What's your name? Where do you think you're going to go?
Can you shut- Can you put the car in park?
Can you put the car in park?
Can you step out of the car please?
Open the door!
We're not gonna open the door!
The officers inside the building had-
Yeah, she's using the gun herself as leverage. It's not like some fucking
Oh, like a suicidal thing scenario.
Like she's a gun as leverage, now she's using the gun on her as leverage.
Like dude, it's not-
No way to access their guns.
Like what?
As all of them were locked in the Sally port, rendering the officers completely ineffective.
Meanwhile, Patricia was armed and had already begun making her demands.
At that moment, police had no choice but to comply until more forces were deployed on scene.
I know what I'm saying. I love you. Come on, she'll go.
Hey, X, when are you doing this?
We're streaming.
Last month.
Yeah, seven.
Patient one, two, three, four.
Open the door.
So we go get the other shoe.
Yep.
Is there somebody we can call to come talk to you?
I want some air.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
Open the windows.
It's not a...
It's something that can help.
There's not anagram to be noticed.
Open the f***ing door!
What's your name?
Open the door!
What's your name, ma'am?
Open the door!
Open the door!
Okay, well, while we're chatting, can you tell me what your name is, please?
Open the f***ing door!
There, you want dispatcher in the shop?
Jeff, tell me about a gun that is shooting 40 meters in a year.
You know, like those, like, beanbag whatever?
It shoots a little thing that lands inside the car
and disperses gas or pepper spray or some shit,
and they have to move out.
What?
It's been a long time.
Listen, he's on jail comps.
Get everyone out of booking.
Gases.
All the deputies, everyone out of booking, clear booking out.
We're not paying right now.
Mark, I'm throughout this.
Do you know, the people that were here today, you know,
I mean, do you have his number?
Can you call him and just tell him, hey, do we need to hear what he has to say?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Let me uh, David, David.
I don't know so much I'm imagining.
Don't understand. Open the door.
Open it.
It's open.
You're not.
I'm dead.
Do me a favor take a deep breath through your nose, okay?
Air.
Not sign in the palm of your hand.
I want to get out of the car.
And let's take me.
I just want to sit.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're psyching.
We're second, breathe, without having to feel the pressure, and then place one, please.
Okay? I'm going to walk over there with my gun and you're going to have to shoot me.
I want some f***ing air.
Drop the gun out of the car and then we'll walk you out here.
I'm not going to.
Yeah, air is a scary thing.
I want some air. You can take me in. I want some f***ing air.
Okay. We're willing to work with you if you surrender the gun.
I'm not going to do that right now. I'm so I get out of here.
None of us want to hurt you.
The only way that we can work with you is if you drop that gun out of it.
If it's on the street and you say this, I mean you're dead.
Door.
What?
I'm coming through the back side of the car next to me.
So we have somebody behind you also.
All right.
You have a 40 with these.
Call him as a pep one right here.
You don't have a 40 or you can have a lethal with this?
Yeah.
A lethal with this.
Do you want me to take two BX and see if I can play right now?
What's your first name, man?
I already did not in training.
OK.
No problem.
January, let's go.
OK.
Please put your hands up.
We need 40 up 40 up. Please put your hands up.
Yeah, go away now.
She's out of the question because she's behind my phone issue. Hey,
uh, hey, well, what's somebody's number on, uh, on, uh,
what would you tell them what she's doing? She's taking a shooting position.
My name is Matt. What's your first name?
Hey, don't don't do that. Just go through that. We can go and find you had to open. Don't step out. Okay. Just step out.
Put your hands up. Yeah, just put your hands up. Too many chances. Right. Put your hands up.
Put your hands up.
I'm going to go out and get a gun.
I want some air.
I want some air.
I want some open air.
All right, take your air.
Don't look right.
What?
Just breathe.
You're fine.
I want some air.
You're fine.
This door is open.
We have some air for you.
All right.
Open the air.
This door is open.
Open this door.
We're not going to let that happen.
We gave you some air.
No.
We gave you some time.
I want this door open.
Do you want me to just get in my pocket?
I'll hook the door open.
No, I don't want to get in my pocket.
I'll hook the door open.
She has little force as leverage to pressure them, and she said and is not letting go, she
won't let go of that.
Okay, then threaten, you don't need to threaten, what, what am I missing?
Okay, put the gun on the dashboard now.
While the negotiation team tried to calm Patricia and get her to surrender the gun,
officers inside the building began bringing in armed personnel through alternate high
security entries. Given the severity of the situation, they had to move a large number
of suspects from their current cells to another secure location. Multiple teams of armed
Oh yeah, I mean, none of this could go wrong.
Pure location.
Very secure.
Multiple teams of armed forces were already on their way and could arrive at any moment.
Saber 47, they're the same thing.
Tell him to head over to our back docks.
87, I need you to head to the back dock.
And then he's going to be meeting an ambulance there.
You're going to be meeting an ambulance there.
Alright, so they're going to come in from there, they're going to come down here.
Then she's going to go that direction, okay?
Come on this way.
Right over here.
And I've got Deputy Brown there as well for now.
My name's Matt. What's your name?
Yeah.
I'm inside of booking. I have the car.
Do you have any name that I can call you?
Doesn't even have to be your real name.
Just talk to me.
What's your name?
I cannot open that door.
I can let you walk out this door.
So they're going to open this bay right here.
If you guys want to go through this entrance here, because the rest of the buildings are
locked down right now.
Please step out of the car with nothing in your hands.
It is not a possibility.
If you throw the gun from the car, we can open that door.
Put it out of the car and we'll let you drive that.
Okay, step out of the vehicle.
That's what she has to tell me.
I'm giving you my word.
If you surrender the gun, we will lock you out this door.
The scenario wins. It's GSP.
I said if you throw the gun out of the car.
She's got the gun to her head.
She's got a, she's got a poop stand.
Come on out.
Quickly please, as fast as you can, that way.
Keep going.
She still has the pistol in her hand.
She's held it to her head several times.
She may say mints about,
just tell my mom that I loved her.
She wants us to open this door, which I assume is her gonna be trying to blow it out of here.
They're coming out the door.
You gonna be cool with me for the water?
Okay.
I appreciate it.
Y'all didn't get something.
I appreciate it.
Watch as Patricia grows increasingly adamant about her demands, pushing officers to consider
taking action to get her out of the vehicle, which we'll soon see.
The facility's on lockdown and they will not open that door.
not open that door but we have this door open and if you surrender the gun you
will let you walk outside to take you into custody oh this is the only door
that we can open what can I do to get your compliance besides opening that
door because I cannot do that. I can't. Please let me help you. We have a car
right outside the door. Come walk out to it. We can't right now. That's not
that's any how dumb this isn't. This is a calm scene with the female. So let
I didn't even like it.
If we hear over the radio that we can throw a pepper in there, then we'll be safe.
This one, we're going to send four.
So they have pepper and 40 on the outside too?
My hands are kind of tied where I'm at, ma'am.
So what about a grenade then?
But it doesn't shoot shrapnel.
It just stuns you.
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
Put both your hands up.
Okay, put your hands up and start walking out the door.
I can't.
Please surrender the guns.
Yeah, we're gonna stun so bad, so bad that your senses are completely bugged and your
body doesn't want to like move around.
You need to do it.
Like a fucking disabling grenade.
Like a fucking...
So we can get you out of here.
If you drop the gun out of the car, we'll back up.
And we'll walk you out of this door.
First you need to do is drop the gun out of the car.
It's like a body game piece.
Okay, is it a is it a full auto no
So two to three standard patrol rifle there's sport armor in the back and a 40 and a pepper ball, but she hasn't accessed that
Okay, so is there us? Do you guys run full autos on your swap? No, right? No, it's a standard
Throw the gun from the car do it now
I'm telling you to everybody on the officer...
Full auto is useless.
Obsecure, cameras are on.
Can you open the door? Can you get out of it?
Get in. All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready to go.
All right, I'm on the phone.
Give that to me again.
You're out a few minutes ago, nothing happened to you.
So do it again.
Nothing happened to you.
The officers were going to attempt persuading her
with negotiators a few more times,
after which all hell was about to break loose.
Direct line of communication.
She's about 15 feet inside from this door.
She's got the door open to the patrol car.
Do we know her name?
She's a Jane Doe booking.
She said she got picked up on a ticket.
I don't have my body cam, so everyone has.
Yeah, everyone can take it out of the bar.
What do you need, sir?
I'm fine.
Take over in the new changing.
This is the new changing?
Yes, sir.
Read it up.
Ma'am, my name is Rita.
I'm with the Sheriff's Department.
Let me help you out of here today.
Ma'am, I need you to come out of the car
with nothing in your hands.
I want to make sure that you're safe today.
I'm going to go, I'm going to take four Collins' channel
and we're going to start talking to her.
She's going to be good.
Push.
She can lock in her PR voices.
I bet it.
Yeah, I can see her bobbing around
through the windshield from here.
would it be better if this were pulled up just a little bit more so we could go on the trunk instead of the roof?
Probably.
Alright.
Well, let's get out here and get a cigarette.
You know I can't walk a cigarette into you.
You know I can't walk a cigarette into you.
I can get your cigarette out here but I can't get you underneath.
I don't have control of that.
Can you get out of the car so we can talk?
What kind of cigarette you want?
Dude, can you start going through the building?
Now, I'm totally going to shoot a 40mm with a cigarette inside it.
But instead it's the first time.
We just want to get a good 20mm.
You have no cross lines.
To the female that's in the police car,
car. Will you please pick up the radio and speak with me?
You got cigarettes right on here. Marble Reds. Marble Reds.
Kill you? Yes, I'm the killer.
Cigarettes and a ladder. Ma'am, will you please help me understand what's going on in there today?
Let me help you today, I do not want to see you get injured, I do not want to see you
injure yourself.
Will you please pick up the mic and speak with me?
Hey, would you go in for a minute and let us know if you can see?
Yo, yo, now we have to analyze all their features and whatever and all their background
and then find the correct voice for that person in the correct script.
On the fly.
Boom!
Yeah, you're getting money for you. Hold on.
She's got to come out here to smoke it because we can't in there. We can be gas
tanks. Pretty cool with us throwing an unlit one in. I mean, will you smoke it
away from us? I think she might come out.
Turn up, set up all the stuff.
Yeah, all right.
All right, we're gonna throw this thing as best we can. I don't know how well
cigarettes throw.
There's a reason I'm not a baseball player. So...
Oh my god, this is all my... Do that.
Just leave the gun on the deal.
I think she was about to reject one final attempt at peace by the police.
She's like almost to the $1.
And they just threw her in the back of the car.
Yo, true, true.
Yo, they filled a whole room full of fucking carbon and monoxide in it.
I think she did because I think that's how it ended up there.
So.
Well, no, no, no, she doesn't even pass out first.
So just eyes on.
Let me know what it looks like for as far as flying.
I get set up where you can get.
Okay, shoot in the door.
Are you shooting at that?
Can we get on the left side of this?
So they were not.
Yeah, hang on.
Yeah.
Good.
Get a second with them.
They're doing it.
I'm over the top.
What's that?
We're trying to pull you out.
I mean, come on, dude.
I mean...
In a second.
Come down here so we can let you smoke the cigarette all the way.
Yo, yo, they burned through all the fucking, like, good faith in negotiations like that.
For, for that? Really?
For that fucking bullshit?
If you get out of the car and walk, they're not gonna shoot you.
They're not gonna keep walking.
Just keep doing what we have.
You're doing good.
She's burning the vehicle.
Yeah, I'm moving.
I'm moving.
You're good.
How did you take so good of her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As long as you're here, she's gonna be able to come to these doors.
I'm having trouble hearing you and I'm moving further away. I can help.
Chad, I'm gonna have to do it.
I'm hearing you and I'm moving further away.
Like that, right?
Well, how can I get you a cigarette if you're not talking to me?
Ask her to pick up the radio.
Ask her if she'll pick up the radio.
Chad, what if you headshot somebody with a 40?
What do you think?
Like four at it.
What's that?
One minute.
Oh, they died, okay.
We gotta talk through this so we can get you a cigarette.
Nice.
Oh, I'm dead game.
My boss is concerned for a broken key.
What about in between?
It's true.
We've fought it for the last time.
She's just a car.
We need this fight coming out without the gun.
That's how it ends.
Quickest way to end this is to come out without a gun
so we get you a cigarette.
She'll just nest the cigarette with Fentall Summon.
We're working on getting a cigarette.
Well, I think it's funny.
I'll look it on you.
My boss is concerned that there's fuel tanks in there.
They don't want to slide anything in there.
The car has a half gauge, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have a full gauge.
I'm not going to ask.
Does it look like a half gauge or a full gauge?
Can you tell?
I'm not playing dead.
The middle finger is the divider.
Wait.
Does it not?
It doesn't look.
It doesn't look like it, but it's like a full.
Got it.
Just get it right.
Chad, we're on RC car with a mounted...
We don't want you to steal your...
...like, twinkle lights are done there.
They're going to throw in the phone.
All we're throwing in is a phone.
All we're throwing in is a phone.
We're gonna throw a phone in to you, okay?
You're gonna see something get thrown in.
It's gonna be a phone.
You're gonna see a phone get thrown in.
R.C. Carr, big badminton's edit.
Has a tazer that goes a very long
pro.
Peers it through everything, right?
And then delivers and maintains shock.
It was...
And you're just getting drained.
Like...
Like, oh, it's a wolf in it.
No.
That's a phone for you to chat with us better.
You want to talk on the phone?
the police had given her
plenty of chances to exit the vehicle, but none of the peace tactics worked.
Consequently, they were now ready to go in loud.
Turn to the car along.
Go ahead.
There's some good shots there.
There's some good shots there.
Turn to the car along.
Norm, they're just trying to let you know they're serious.
I want to work with you on this, but we only have so much time.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
It won't go through, ask me, got it?
Hello?
Want a triple chaser?
Yep.
Go up for it.
Ma'am, I still want to work with you on this, but this is not going well if you keep doing this.
Step out of the vehicle.
Ma'am, please, step out of the vehicle.
I'm begging you, they're gonna keep using force until you cooperate.
Please, I want to get you that cigarette.
Yes, sir.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Ma'am, please don't hurt yourself.
On the way she's pointing the gun, it's like, carry him on with her head.
Ma'am, don't, please don't, please, we want to help you, put the gun down.
Pointing a gun at herself and threatening to blow her brains out was only going to
work temporarily, as armed teams had already devised a way to flush her out of her
stronghold, and it was completely merciless.
Whoa!
Would you start by putting the gun back on the desk?
It makes me really nervous when you have that gun in your head.
I don't want you to hurt yourself.
Are they gonna open the door and then run it with the fucking bear cactus?
I can tell you're really desperate for that cigarette.
Don't put the...
That actually makes sense, yeah?
Thank you for putting the gun down.
Ma'am, thank you for putting the gun down.
Okay?
They called me just so you know.
She has like a bag or something in her left hand
Thanks for putting the gun on the gas. I really appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You don't want my cigarettes!
Am I understand you're having trouble trusting us?
I'm gonna show you the cigarettes in the lighter.
I'm gonna see it! I'm gonna see it!
I'm gonna show you the cigarettes in the lighter.
I'm gonna see it! I'm gonna see it!
sending it in her face.
Zzzzzzzz.
Like.
So, so you got that out here.
Seven minutes more to go.
Tense with the bear stand.
We're falling behind the big old band
to some sort of a basic contrast.
They're both, they're already moving those out.
Get out of the gap.
Yeah, get out of the gap.
We're probably going in.
Yeah, get out of the gap.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go back there.
Yeah.
What mean is your drum?
Like, mosquito is exactly it.
Damn, C.
That's stinger.
The cigarette.
of drugs okay I've lit the cigarette if you throw the keys to us I will throw the
cigarette to you it's burning as we speak
cars on okay ma'am that's what they're worried about they don't let the car on with the
cigarette I just talked to my boss if you leave the keys on the back okay
Can you see it?
They're throwing as hard as I can.
That's not as hard as you can.
You can go very far, okay?
That's great. That's great.
That's what I mean.
I knew it. I actually knew it.
Everybody wants you to get out of here safe.
We want to get you that cigarette.
But the problem is...
The last time we did this, I did what I said I would do.
And I approach after you said it.
It doesn't look like nice.
Ma'am, look at...
Ma'am, ma'am, these guys are...
Go, go!
You got it!
You got it!
That's it?
I got chill.
We're going to have to bear a check.
You can move back to the driver's side.
Good pepper!
Good pepper!
I'm just going to watch what's going on.
Yo!
How much can she take?
I think she just took a head shot.
God, fuck!
Oh my god!
How much can she take?
Oh my god!
How much can she take?
I think she just took a head shot.
God, fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, she just takes it!
I don't get it.
How?
Look at her.
Look at her, she's tweaking her method.
Literally fucking falling ground start crying when they get hit by one of these.
How are you taking that?
Oh, that was dog shit. What? That's not dog shit.
I just have to be watching these videos. Nothing, nothing.
The losses of this is just a set of wasted land power.
That's dog shit!
Huh? That's not dog shit.
Okay, I'm in.
I don't need it, they're spending you till for one.
I saw the guy with the 40 you know the green 40 like that shit fucking stuns hard
Watch as her last line of defense gets obliterated by officers.
They're not going anywhere!
They're not!
They're in the headband!
Put the gun down!
I need some water for the rain!
What's that?
Can't see.
I'm only...
Eh!
What are you doing?
Let's go!
Let's go!
How would she take you?
I don't get it.
Yo, yo, something is interesting to me.
I don't get anything in my life right now.
Mother, but if she's sitting in five utils, one more.
Bing.
She gets melee.
Boom.
This shit.
Bang.
Unphased.
Oh
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, baby!
Oh, my God!
Ow! Ow!
Jesus!
Ow!
You're making a living!
Oh!
Let's put this down.
Let's put this down.
Let's put this down.
Let's put this down.
I didn't pause the feedback man.
I wanted to give God pause the feedback now.
That was good.
Man, one of the dance that I was in.
Okay, go, go, go.
While being interviewed, Patricia was about to completely deny her motive for holding
the officer hostage and blame everything on her anxiety.
Where are you thinking about trying to get away?
No, I just started having a panic attack because he wouldn't open the window to let
me have air.
And I started to have her ventilating.
And then when I got there, he tossed the gun in the back.
The thing was right there.
And so I slipped my hand out of my puff and got it.
But it was just really me freaking out
and having a panic attack at the same time.
And thinking about going to do a lot of years in jail.
Like, it wasn't his fall.
I just, it was me, you know?
So, but he did everything he was right, so.
He did everything right.
Did he open the door to come get you at any time?
Excuse me.
He went to come get me.
Because I mean, that's the last thing I was going to say.
But as soon as I got it, I held it up to my head
and he took off inside.
So I didn't say anything to him.
I just said, I mean, I was just like,
I put the gun in my head.
I think that he just saw it to my head, you know?
And then I don't think he was going
to stand there in front of me with a gun.
and nor was he going to open the door to let me out.
And then she said, oh, I have a gun.
So he just retreated, which is, I mean, it was smart.
It was what he was supposed to do.
I feel super bad, I kind of,
I don't want him to get in trouble for my,
I just think he wasn't that fault that was on me.
Yeah, that's pretty much all right.
And when I knew they weren't going to open
the selling port for me,
and I wasn't going to get some pressure,
I was just thinking I'll have one last cigarette
before I throw my high five.
Do they ask you to do anything?
Of course they ask me to do it.
They ask me all the things that they were supposed to do.
And I just wasn't going to even think about complying
until I smoked a cigarette because.
What kind of things did they ask you to do?
It's kind of weird, but she seems
at least genuine in the self-reports.
Turned myself in, put them down, throw the keys out.
They ask me everything.
It's odd, though.
Everything you can think of to try to end it.
they asked me and I just wasn't going to do it until I got a cigarette.
Were you using drugs all today?
No, I didn't, I've been so person that I got out of jail, yeah, I just freaked out.
I just had, I just know what I'm looking at and I don't, I grew, I didn't, when I was
16 I was 17, I went to prison and I did 15 years still, I was 32, and I, I just
I didn't want to grow out there. I really thought I could.
Hello.
Babe.
Babe.
I resisted arrest and I got the cops done and went on a standoff and the dog bit me and
I got shot with those pellet guns like three different times.
I just got out of the hospital.
And that's what you did.
Wait, wait.
Are you serious?
No.
I'm here to talk to them about what happened, they said I have to wrap it up right now
because I gotta do this interview and it's getting late, but I'll call you as soon as
She already had previous warrants and was also charged with first-degree assault on a police
Officer second-degree kidnapping aggravated robbery first-degree aggravated motor vehicle theft
Disarming a peace officer criminal mischief worth 5,000 to $20,000 and resisting arrest
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5 to 20k? That's got to be one of that. It has to be one of that. Bro, the damage, the cars, the
utility, the clean-up and stuff like that. It's got to be one 20k in there. Come on, bro.
You got to be way more than that. So, the utility?
I know that Tom's coming just to see you, but she was never really about that life.
No one that's about to end it all is asking for a damn cigarette.
She would have just pointed it at them if she was really about it.
Yeah, I said earlier that it was just most of that fridge.
Hey guys, where's the machine?
This one in the passenger door.
Alright, there's a marker, shall we?
I didn't Kansas anymore.
To tell you.
Next.
Yo, Jefferson, are those videos?
80 minutes then you
uh check that out we need to reach some progress what is this watch this guide
I didn't know what you were that
Okay
Classic
Okay
Anyways, I've always smelled my crack is precious and found the smell oddly satisfying and after watching all the times
You ate toenails it finally influenced me to try one my oh my I can't believe I've been missing out on this
Thank you brother
Well, I really really see that are the post they stole your Minecraft gameplay for that clip
There's one.
Bro, look at this.
Like the zigzag jet.
The zigzag jet.
You remember?
Guys, there has to be something in the water.
Why are the pigs being crazy like that?
Thingernails is where I draw the line at.
That's funny.
So you gotta do the salt and pepper trick or whatever.
Flynn's still sorry, not salt and pepper.
Here.
Yeah, there's some practice, there's some practice.
I opened the Prack.
Oh, actually this is the wrong one.
Guys, I had you some practice.
I love the MC runs, keep it up and count.
We rely on luck less and less, the more practice.
Where's the broad?
I mean, big roles, alright.
Who's got a bigger third leg in all for sin?
Yeah, I'm ready for crack. What do you want me to do?
First, some bashings.
Again?
Yeah.
Did you say crack?
Oh, crack.
I mean, you do bashings like every day, so that's why.
Yeah, I mean, this isn't that scary.
Like when I see stables, I'm happy.
What?
When I see stables.
Oh yeah, cause stables is shit.
I feel like my run is dead.
I don't see it.
I know it's a bad mindset.
Oh that's not true.
But I know, I'm feeling it, when I see a stable one far, I get discouraged already.
Which is really bad.
I never want to be discouraged ever on any run.
I still mentally defeated when I see stables.
I mean stables can be good if you have the triples. Yeah, yeah, no double. Oh, yeah, I actually I love those was a top
I think that's why I'm on this for sure. I should my worst, but that's that's like the fastest fashion
I mean, you know what?
Yeah
Let's do trip trip trip. Yes
You screen chair again or no, yeah
Okay, what about...
Now, tell me a bit about that. Remember when we were playing with the boys?
What?
So, you've got to get a Yosses.
No, it's frozen.
Bro, your shit is fried.
What is this? How do you know this?
It's just frozen.
You have to do, you have to do second monitor and then full screen OBS, you have to do the
same thing.
What if I put that screen on a virtual camera and shame at OBS virtual camera?
I think.
Star virtual camera, hold on.
Star OBS doesn't work.
Star virtual camera.
That was your camera!
I can't think of anything to do with it.
Please!
No, no, no!
Watch this!
Oh my god, it's actually gonna work! Watch this!
I cooked hard!
Oh my god!
I don't see anything.
This!
Wait, wait!
Wait, it works.
Yo, yo, yo, hold on.
I didn't do I didn't you go to shimmy it yo look at it
Look at you do look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at you instead. I start a virtual camera
I put singing said a full camera and I'm brought getting my device to you which is an OBS virtual camera oh
How did you do this yesterday? Chad this is our subject like this so the camera configure scene full camera and then I
This becomes a device on the computer, and I give that to him.
Bro, I said to do this yesterday and you said I can't do that.
Well, on G?
Yeah.
RB.
Today I'm prepared.
I literally said, today I'm prepared.
Yo, do virtual count.
Yeah, he's not going to get any good.
And he said, oh, I can't do it.
You said you could do the RBs.
It's all good.
Today I'm prepared.
I said, I said to your game.
Bro, you leaked me your string key.
What?
No.
I'm going live right now.
Okay, better go on then, did you?
Just kidding, I'm on your way.
It's my birthday.
Anybody?
Okay.
Stable's the most of all.
Make the left one.
Make the left one not a triple one.
Okay.
It's like, less than eight.
Just make it middle and right triple one,
and then left one, whatever.
This?
Yes.
Always a good time to unwind and watch.
Okay, so we gotta do this right?
So over here, it's here, double double.
Here right?
Double double Lancer.
Yeah.
Bang.
Bang.
Yep.
Bang, bang.
Right?
Now I go up here right?
And this would be to do the run normally.
But I can also- Double double Lancer.
Yeah, I can also go up here- Wait, wait that's smart.
Bang bang.
Bang, right? And you said I can do this and I can do this. Oh my god.
And all he's taking here is just armor because you don't want to spend time doing this.
Okay, yeah.
Like, don't, don't loot the chest. Just take armor, you know?
Yeah.
Because you're going to loot the chest later and it's just like, it's just what's the
time. Also, on the first lantern, when you build up, there could be a pig that's
just like camping you yeah and if that happens like I'm lucky I don't know it's
just it's just like if you don't have any distraction go with me you have to like
either avoid it obviously don't punch it because you're gonna just yeah this
It's so good.
It's break the block.
Break the block.
Wait, again?
Nobody?
Nobody?
Oh fudge.
You alright?
Yeah, that one.
Fuck, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I mean, it literally doesn't really matter.
Shit.
It's a lot.
Take it.
Yeah.
I'm looking to scale.
Yeah, I'm, I'm not gonna do this for that long, because it's already
Yeah
On paper couldn't I go through here to the crack
What do you mean go through here to loot this up if I already looted this to the second ledger
When I be faster than going around go up through the crack. Yeah, yeah, you can okay
It's just like you want to be careful because pigs are gonna follow you back when you get the second half of the
Right, so that's why you go the other way because you just walk them off
Also like go back go back. I just want to show you yeah back up where you just came down
Okay, I mean, okay, go back to where you just were, like right here if you go up these stairs
or you go all the way up instead of in the room, like, you're creating one because you
just went down, but I just want to show you, like, you can enter here too, this is the
same place.
Yeah!
Like, you don't have to, like, you were, you were going all the way down the stairs
and then back in you don't have to do that you can just enter here enter here and then go here right? yeah it's the same place yeah it's just a
faster way to get there. Wait a moment I go here. Down more. Here right? Yeah like you
enter here if you're entering at the start but if you're if you're at the
top and you're going down you don't have to go all the way back down. Dude you're
right. Yeah. Yeah I wish I could get over that yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Okay, I'll try to do a national run now, a national all-in-bass run.
Yeah, like this, this is like really hard to do.
It's okay, I can just revert, right?
Yeah, yeah, you can go here again, perfect.
It's just hard to do, like, that's not bad.
You forgot to loot the chest for armor in case those guys...
well yeah yeah they were annoying as fuck that's why i didn't do it
yeah
no but i mean
when you when you enter from this other part you're in the same place as well
it's hard because it's kind of like a maze but you're you're in the same place
yeah
it's just the same one lantern
you can run past the cross from here
oh this happens you have to like just get gravel yeah but i kind of hate them
so i thought i'm not making so far
okay so if the guy's there
oh this is without that'd be wrong so i would do instead i would buy you this
that works you can do this and then go up yeah
32 months. Oh, I think I can do this right? Yeah, it's literally just from where you kick
out. Okay, once you remember this, it's like, you should never forget that. But also, if
you if you go all the way around, instead of thinking up here, you end up in the
the same place where you can just skip the first one you get like this and the only thing
you take is armor and then go back down okay you take gold blocks and shit too but just
I mean you can just take everything it comes to this one
head it's hard to like figure out what's bad and what's good for like a 50 minute
on it. It's just like different to think of it.
Just learning properly as well that works.
Oh, that's really done.
Yeah, I'm gonna make sure you're safe before you do that.
Okay, that's fine. I mean that was, I mean, the point's not that you're gonna do it right.
I'm not going to come. So I'm going to go and box it next.
Anymore time, and you guys see my rattle?
Okay, fucking bitch.
Okay, that guy should never hit you twice.
Dude, you should be more ready.
yeah also you should give on if you're ever low on health like prior to eating
instead of doing anything nice I know that worked also in this particular
biome well you watch did he go wait what am I going yeah oh I'm done
Oh
It's just you want to the wrong
So this
What do you mean
Like show how to answer this
faster than going from the top straight up. What do you mean then going from the top?
Then building back to the top of the structure and then building out like doing the glitch
block so I can loot the chest safely. The way you're doing it is fine. Oh so yeah you
You don't need to build up that high to reach the shins, you know?
I'm just gonna go that point.
I am high three fuck it.
Wait, what do you got in my bag?
Happy 64 step K. Charity don't see 6,667.
And mouse feel like it's like on a slope
And am I am I better
slope
Okay, that was a slow target though, but you watch me I'm gonna do I'm gonna do it
Let's see if we can get a better idea.
Go ahead.
Virtual camera.
Hold on.
It's on a slope. Oh my god, it is on a slope.
There were plant cards under my fucking mat.
Are you dead ass?
That's insane.
It's on a slope.
Alright.
So, like, if you answer from here,
yeah, you just do what you're doing.
just go out right and then you just you don't even look for the lantern it's
literally just like one diagonal block forward okay what I go for yet yeah I
have armor I go back down
like this
this is block first like this yeah all right and mine too mind the whole and
then mind the one above nobody's accurate yet so they're not gonna jump
down so it's fine oh minus minus bottom block like this yeah so that when you
mine the skull block you can walk forward into this yeah so my forward
block down great okay yeah this is like just the most this is the most consistent
order so don't back block is it all that grow easy I mean because you have armor
Like if you if you do this without armor you should do this. Okay there
But yeah, you do this
Lock and then if you're here in this position just break this one. Yep because you're safe
So yeah, mind this and bring it back you directly, right?
Yep, and you go here go down break
Right go turn around right go turn around right go turn around
Break those around us
This guy's mad at me right before block it build that back it down up gold turn around
Block down gold. Yeah
It's like so safe and then you just get the other gold and come back to the same thing
Okay
What else can show oh like how you enter the Bastion like
Sables is weird because ideally you want to answer from the top. It's just that's what I'm saying
It's just the best place to enter. But like if you're here
Like under a few ways you can go about this
Obviously you want to like the best place to enter is like the way this middle. Yeah level like this
Because you just have full access to everything
But if it's buried it's kind of far
But you know about the middle stairs right here.
When you get here you can go off and just like look out, you know?
And obviously you want to start from the right most triple.
I got to satellite right?
You start from there and it's just like...
You can do the route in reverse but it's just like...
Well the pigs are going to walk in a weird way though.
You can do it like this it's just it's just like you have to know you have to know more about tables to do that
It's just kind of all right. It's just different. So like start from the right
You go here if you do if there's guys here you're gonna chase you can go off
Yeah, okay, you know the cancer blocks do they appear in a certain position if it stables guaranteed it
I thought there wasn't
When you look at it
Is that like a fucking like cancer block Morse code that tells you this is stable and isn't triple top. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's the salt like this stare this this was all only generates like this
Like if you can't see anything past this line
Like and I just saw it this I would know it's a triple like
So L dot is triple. Yeah, like I mean
You can see this is the same thing. This is completely different. Okay, and then
I mean, I'm sure they'll do it, I guess.
That works.
L.Dot.Dot.
L.Dot.Dot, and then this one just looks like you can see it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no L.Dot, okay, yeah.
It's just completely different.
Yeah, that's, you can tell it's a triple, even if it's very...
Yeah, obviously if you enter from like right here, and you see this chest,
you want to hit this chest, it's important.
Okay, fair enough.
Like a safe way to do it is just like like that so they can't reach you. Yeah
Yeah, and then if you get armor like you're good you can just start it around yeah
So like
There's a guy here chasing you and you can't place a block here like trying to run past them or something. Yeah
and then like obviously
It's hard to tell where I am because I don't know stable is just confusing
But like the lanterns right here, you just go up and get the armor.
Enough.
And then, yeah, you go like this, take this, take this, two, down two, one upper.
Then black, brock, black, yeah, that ayo, yeah.
I want to see you do it.
It should be easy enough, I think.
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
Once we make like all the bastions safe and you get through like all of them every time without dying, it's like so good, like
The amount of runs you get going is just so much more
Yeah
Oops.
You're a armorer, you don't need to do that.
You're right!
Armor needs that, I'll have to do it.
You can do it every time if you want.
I want to see it might be better for consistency.
Nice.
Nice.
Let me just break that real quick.
Down two!
Up one!
Break down!
Down!
Perfect.
Perfect, I'm going to break the ball.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Do it again.
Yes.
Wow, that was way slow.
I had to do it a little bit.
Got a gear.
So you can't really do it.
It's okay.
Make that a dual run.
I was just stopping by it.
the thing you made like where you just block that hole
but better
you could try that
if you guys are cross for guys
yeah I'm going around, I'm going around, fuck em
yeah, nice
so now you have no armor, so you have to do the block
yes
should block a bow then to down, I feel like it
uh, it doesn't matter that much
but yeah
That's, make sure you always mind the one under the goldfish so you can walk forward.
That's what, yep, yep.
Otherwise they're going to drop down and then you can walk forward.
Yeah, you don't have to tend to break the old thing.
Yes, you'll have this record page by the new year.
Good luck, DVC.
Well, what about, uh, 50 seconds?
It's actually pretty decent if, uh, they actually roll up
faster than they usually do.
OK, let me just do all this.
I wouldn't be able to do the rest of the string, would I?
You should be taking the crime lobby as well.
You're ignoring it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I have an eagle in my hand.
Because, I mean, we can go over, like, anchors as well.
Nothing important.
Yo, guys, guys, guys.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Okay, grab a block.
It's already done trading, so you're saying it.
I'll be out here.
I'm in two minutes.
I think it's so quick.
One or two minutes is pretty good.
Nice. You can do that. That's actually good. I've just never thought about that.
Yeah.
I guess you'd probably lose some pigs doing that, but it doesn't matter really.
Nice. Perfect. The problem is how do we make this stick because, I mean, with other things
other things that you learned like you didn't play for like two days or something and it's just
all gone whoa whoa whoa whoa he means that one baby in a second i mean it's just like small things
like you forgot how to blaze bed correctly you said there's some stupid
like this there's just some other stuff but like that's fine i mean i think i think you'll
I mean, it will stick if you do it like it will.
You should warm up with this.
It's really good.
Yeah, they've been done trading.
Oh yeah, for real.
Yeah, so just have it again.
Double triple, you can get scanned a lot, so it's just a scanned reset.
Oh, good.
You're probably relying on the top three, like, isn't it, right?
Yeah, you're hoping you get at least 10 obi from the top.
So, I mean, if you don't get that, it's just kind of bad.
Excuse me, I'm out.
And also, if there's only one triple, we do the same thing, except there's just no second triple, you know?
I don't know if that makes sense but sometimes there can only be one of these triples, right?
Yeah, it's not really what we're doing, right?
I mean, the problem is, yeah, you should because single triple is just really bad, but if there's
no gaps but there is a triple you should just play it anyway, you know?
Like maybe you get 10 LB in four beds and like 12 pearls and then maybe it's playing
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna be like on the chest for sure.
Yeah.
Also, do you know how to, like, fast live?
I mean, but I...
Like, loot chests in a better way?
No.
I can show you, like, an easy way to do it.
It's like, it's just gonna be more efficient than what you're doing.
Where the pen is here?
Like shift it hold it up and then double click on anything
Yeah, look at my screen. Yeah, you just pick up something and then you hold shift and just double click it
Okay, I'm gonna do I always know because the reality is that when there's like only two items
I tended you just you shift
Left left yeah, but next but yeah, I should I noticed I noticed that you were there was like a ton of string in the chest
And then you just like shift click two of them and the left the rest like that too about
Yeah, I was being done. Okay
Yeah, I'm gonna stop doing that. I'll always have an item in me.
Okay, um, let me do...
My trigger is so clean.
Um, yeah, do one.
You make it.
I was gonna say make it random, but...
The game is in Danish, because it makes crafting faster.
You never want to jump into the whole jumping environment.
Yeah, that's not good.
There's a baby hog, you just have to punch it at least once.
Yeah, the punch of this fucking bitch has right next sense
Okay, over here is like this right I guess bang
We're kind of doing this in a weird way
I think when I run the game is faster like this guy can even have a chance to attack me
on a normal runner.
I think this like practice or make them slower.
No?
I don't think so.
I'm sorry.
Bang, Reels.
Oh, two minutes.
Nice.
Uh, OK.
I'm going to remind you on some stuff.
Look at my screen.
Yeah.
Yeah, like obviously if there's a hog,
don't jump into the hog.
Just walk into it.
Like just tack the head.
Instead of jumping, it's way better.
OK.
Yeah, you can also just lob a bucket at it.
But when you do it like this part,
You want to just like break the gold block standing here and facing this way.
You don't want to face this way and break it.
Okay.
Because there's going to be guys that like, they'll walk up the stairs sometimes.
Okay.
So you just break this like straight up.
Gold block.
All behind you, all behind you.
Girl.
What?
Go back, go back behind you.
The L-shape, huh?
You didn't finish it, right?
You didn't finish it.
What do you mean?
What the fuck?
I did.
my brain complete I I saw you do the L without the L parts so that's all good so you just
break straight up and then go look here and then you just break it throw a gold over break
it for another gold bridge block you're forgetting this block no I did it I did it I think
you're doing it here I don't know no I just did it I just did it okay so yeah you do
this and then one more go like this and when you drop this gold like you want to stand on it so
you pick it back up but you break this block and just spam throw okay um but like what you're doing
is you're like you're doing this and this is why you're getting paid you're like doing this
right yeah and like just just stand here and throw it and like it's gonna be fine fine
because if you stop throwing it like in the time like yeah yeah the next take
it's you yeah it's like they have weird yeah they have an update takes like
fucking every like yeah also if this gets you just quick
also I'm not playing my best just because it uses AI for pathing or whatever
which I'm against AI I'm advocating as AI hire real artists
commission of your artists fuck AI and I'm running out of water because of AI so I mean
I I'm dealing with yeah
okay so you were doing you're doing treasure
I guess okay I want to use you
okay
It's the XQC Gold.
You made that though, that's your strat.
I mean I think it's consistent, it doesn't even work for me.
It really kicks me, it's like I don't use fucking Gravel.
Okay, right
I should have included that one
Again chest first
It only really matters on the left side
I
Bang me out wait, yeah, oh, obviously these guys didn't trade back the gold
Did it I
Didn't pick it up
The end of the ticket from the front of that location it did it go into the wall
With the items in loot
I'm so confused you have items here. No, I swear I was many items it didn't loot I
Through them I threw them at middle I gave them 16 gold and they never did anything
I
Pregnance has to be
There's a hole in the wall barely no there isn't
No, I don't think before that before the trade take whatever
Thanks
Well when they trade it takes like a little bit if you pick them up as well, so if you just like
Wow, it's guy, huh?
What a Tifa
and
There was a round where you went after the skull block and then you was built back after
I
Really
Loser
Loser my name fucking bitch ass I hate pigs
Yes, and again it's gonna be the other spoil.
What was the name of your...
He's a crossword guy bro, he's like,
i could do anything
yeah you are you are
nice
I mean obviously you want 20 obviously yeah yeah yeah I'm just waiting for that for the
second to run like oh I saw it I had everything boom I'm gone I did it.
Yeah yeah.
I think my housing is a clean.
Yeah housing is pretty consistent.
I mean housing and treasure are both like only one real rabbit.
I love that.
I did see you get lost yesterday when you were doing manhunt.
When you were doing manhunt, like, you couldn't find the chest room.
Oh, yeah, I don't know if I've done that.
it's just like towards the big, oh you get this in the wrong spot
I completely forgot, nice
fuck your mother
you just mind, you didn't mind at the right way
I just aim with loser
easy mother was a man
you happy i fought there really?
who is he talking to?
a chatter, i told the tent that i had to talk to him
you got one guy?
i mean he got one mom so what about it?
in the big 26
So?
Junk time, junk time, junk time.
Yeah.
You should do it one more time though, because you're doing the blocks in the wrong order.
You should do it one more time though, because you're doing the blocks in the wrong order in the middle of them.
And you're like on the side too.
Let's fix that, housings.
What do you say about this?
I can also show you how to find the chests in the Manhattan area.
There's like a way they spawn.
And they can have a look and see if you need it.
They're like pretty easy to learn.
Alright.
five more race coaches and you might actually beat the god game of horse and smite
but maybe that's where it's at
now if you don't get enough obsidian from the bottom bubble and the top chest, like it's all lucky
yeah that's what I usually think right?
yeah
You have to look the outside ones I did it again what happened with that oh
guys come on bro 20 something no rival Wow
whatever dude
happy holidays juices
oh fuck
the junk, we're gonna go and then jump the down the ground
yeah you should have done that like first
I mean you're already out
the ocean's water with these trapped GPT coaches just letting you know
hey big boy have it 10 then and then church for ants 10 is like not that much
in housing I mean mad hunt is like fucking is like 16 if you do right yeah
mad hunts can be a lot but top-down should be more I should be more it
I think it's because I have bat tops looker
Yeah, you might be like
My watch is dizzying
Yes, yeah, if you if you get another thing
If you break the chest like that what the guy is trading at the top
right? Yeah. He's not gonna be mad at you anymore. Why me? So yeah, so that's just minus one thing, right?
So, what you have to do is like, if you punch a pig, he's gonna trade the gold and then still be mad
and then run down, you know? Okay, that is actually valid. If he's trading and then you only do chest
the second he's gonna say that it's kind of it's kind of hard to remember but like ideally you break
the chest and then like as you when you're safe you punch a pig and run down you know yep okay only
only when you're safe to do so, like, yeah, that's just...
Oh wow, love that.
Yes, and then I can break this, and then, same, like this, you can punch one.
Oh yeah, and then I'm training.
That's why you're punching it, because then I'm training, so that's why I'm doing it.
Yeah, but in a run, are you gonna remember that?
Yeah!
you dropped the gold it's only like one pig anyway it doesn't fit me I can do
the difference right no perfect game in a round ideally you save all the time
over-forcing by...
like a better...
I can't even remember what kind of bastions he had, like he...
I feel like he watched like one tutorial ever on a bastion...
And he got back to the other one on that run, and like he got kinda lucky.
What do you mean?
You can just learn all of them.
Why exactly am I saying it like the one he's gonna actually be in the one that he meant that I mean
It was housing right like I think how do you want to work with them with the weird double block down like that old strategy you used to do
Like the double block down on the corner of the double of the of the gap or like a civil son
You want to keep another one?
Yeah.
I know.
I do that sometimes.
Yeah, you want to make sure you keep it.
I had to do four, five.
Break on four, Susan on five, and then reverse, no, no, four, five, right?
So I'm ready for my fours.
Where does your bed go?
Where does your bed go?
I mean, I tried to have it on last, but I don't want to miss the accident.
I don't want to put like seven into the six and fucking like bet myself to death.
Yeah, I mean, ideally you make good hockey.
Ideally, yeah.
Like, would it be that hard for you to put like seven, eight and nine on like XCV?
Yes.
Is that like hard?
Yes.
Really?
Really?
That's hard.
Yes.
Or a mouse button, yeah.
What if you put something on a mouse button?
No, no, no, I'm gonna use them.
Yeah, okay, great.
Wait, what's happening with these guys?
Oh, what? What are these?
You blocked it off too close to you.
You blocked it off way too close to you.
Yeah, if you do it like that, you have to...
You always want to block it off on the same block.
If you do it too close, they get stuck.
Yeah, because I did it, there's too many at the bottom.
like it is like what war yeah they get stuck if you really don't you have to do it in a specific way
i haven't been trying for years now i don't have that many there many drives on these on these
That's the one bro.
You're nice to me man.
Is that our B?
I might have gotten one yet again.
We've got this field.
We're getting better 61G.
Yeah go on, go on.
You could throw the junk in that hole.
Yep.
That's the good old...
Yep.
Get the junk.
Yeah loot the chest.
If you're doing...
I mean, you have to pyrate, yeah, but...
Yeah, so here you have to pyrate, and then, uh...
Just get yourself a leaf.
You can pyrate after the whole batch should do it.
It's not even that bad, but...
Ideally, you do it while they're trading a little bit.
Yeah.
But like here, yeah, and then you just pyrate, and then...
It's fine.
my my my my my my my my my my my mine.
Oh, I did it, I did it.
Okay, um, you should do some one cycle practice.
I think, I think you haven't touched that in a while.
Yeah.
Use the mouse wheel to go through,
but yeah, I do mouse wheel for, uh,
running and shit.
What?
Yeah.
You do mouse wheel for strength?
Speed stress.
You don't like global sprint?
No.
Like when you just hold W at sprint?
You don't like that?
No.
When you ever like to walk in the game?
You know what's the speed on? You don't need to walk.
Sometimes you have to walk, sometimes very rarely, but yeah.
You never have to walk.
Never in speed.
I'm bad at speed breaking, so I don't have to do it.
Okay.
That was really bad. Fuck, I was meant to...
I'm gonna keep you five, five beds in a row.
Okay, five beds.
Starting now.
Starting now.
So are you careful with him?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, I got scared of you, I got scared of you.
You should be careful.
If you over scroll in a real run like it's so bad if you over scroll
That one is a good save. You did a full rotation earlier.
I'll be street practice.
Okay, now can you take the beds off your hop bar and go please?
I can do that.
Because I want to show you anchors, with anchors like you can't scroll, there's just no way
you're going to scroll.
What, what, what, what?
I, I, okay, I swear on my life soul, I didn't do a single scroll on these ones.
On those ones I don't know, I, not one.
Yeah, I mean okay you press you press numbers
You press numbers
Yes
Take the meds off your hot bars. Okay, we can see you actually do it because otherwise I can't tell if you're scrolling
Or just just
Or just click start and shoot it, it's fine.
What? Like...
What I mean by...
You can still tell what side it is, bro.
It's your side, bro. Why did you go... It's your side, bro.
Or it does a semi-circle, you know? It's flipping in a semi-circle.
See it's on your semi-circle.
I'll just keep your mouse fully stowed on the ground.
It was on your side and you just swiped it outside.
Okay, can you start the thing and then look up and tell me which side it's on and then
Reset, over and over.
Right!
Or click the sign instead of doing this.
There's a sign at the bottom.
Left.
Nice.
Can you do it from where you swung, though?
Me!
Okay.
Yeah.
Nice.
Thena.
Nice.
Thena.
Like, this really isn't...
Thena.
...where you still fuck it up sometimes.
Me.
than me
than
than
then
and also when it's perching
and you're on the other side right
sometimes the dragon is at an angle
and it's it's gonna spin on
the angle you know
yeah yeah yeah like it's not easy then
yeah yeah yeah like you can tell
early before flicks
I mean you should check
yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, like you can tell it's me
Damn it. No, okay. No, um, I wait it's you love I
Don't come in. He has to use he has to body motions. It's either angled or
Banked hold on watches
Thanks. Yeah, see like this is banked. It's banked. See banked on the side. See
That's angled me
Oh yeah.
Then!
YES! YES!
THAT'S BANK! YES!
Okay, but you're not going to be here in a real run.
BANK!
No me!
Oh yeah, me.
Me.
Me.
Yeah.
You're getting it, you're getting it.
That's banked!
Me.
Sometimes it looks pretty...
That's banked!
Then!
Fuck it, I'm done!
Obviously, you don't rely on this.
You still look at where it's looking.
Yeah.
you can you can just kind of tell me I don't know if I want to show you anchors
cuz you're just gonna fucking scroll that might be there yeah see these
banked see we can see it was back to be sure
that's right again that's that's me yeah I guess two bodies that's thanks
for them. Yo, there's a new lock. You know it is dropped.
Okay. Okay. Wait, look at my screen. That's me.
Then back. Yeah, what's up?
All right. So you know the respawn anchors, right? Yep.
These things.
So it's it's it's one empty hand. Then it's anchor anchor
Glowstone Reiklinger!
Anchor Glowstone Reiklinger!
Okay, anything.
The thing is, if you have anchors, I want you to set them up.
So the way you do it is you build your thing like this,
and then you put obsidian here,
like this, right?
Like you would normally place it like this, right?
Yeah.
But if you have anchors, you can put the anchors on top of this, right?
And then recharge them like that. What do you mean how each place? Oh, okay
So like yeah, you could do that and then when you get here
You just stand here and then you write with them like this
And then you place beds normally
you know
Okay, does that make sense? Yeah, so that means you would have to craft before you enter that
You'll spend more time there too
Yeah, like
Yeah, I don't I don't I don't want to do that because you know what you're gonna be slow
In the case where the run is that she and I don't have enough beds
That you confidence to know that I give you that I give you that. Oh, yeah, but also also also like
No, the thing is because you're not gonna craft until you get here, right?
I'll know I'll know I'll know if I don't know you can also use the anchors as beds
I'll try I'll try I'll join up
Okay on the fly. Let's say there's a run
I can do it.
I'll bug it.
I'll try to use it.
And then go in the ender chest on the left.
And then the other one.
And then make your loadout.
Loadout 1 I think.
Or something.
How do you change the loadout on this map?
This is the bed?
Uh, no, the egg, the egg
That's not, that's not, that's not in it. I don't know this map. Try, try preset two
No, no, no, custom custom custom. Sorry the bed and the custom the bed the bed
Yeah
I mean
Like, no, no, you can't do it. You should do parche practice.
There's another sign.
Yeah, behind.
Make sure you're going to your loadout or your inventory.
And I click on your inventory and click the chest on the bottom.
You need to give yourself glowstone and...
Yeah, glowstone.
You need four per anchor, so give yourself eights, I guess.
Eights goes to him.
Oh.
Um...
I would quite love to play it.
Well yeah, because usually that's what you do, right?
So you just pull in, move your setup.
I have to craft here though.
No, this is bad, this is bad.
Oh, let me just try it.
the reason it's bad is because if you're here for too long it's gonna east west
verge yeah you're already slow the dank is too low it needs to be one higher
enough city oh I think this is too complex for you like what's up with
all back there I did I don't remember it every take a time to build a little
I think you should try to use them as beds instead.
Can I show you how to do that?
Oh, sure.
Okay, look.
Oh no, I don't have a board. I don't have a board.
I don't have a board. I don't have a board.
What you use is on the fly, send it,
and do the same thing you would do with a bed,
and you put it there.
You got this cube.
Yeah, send it. Throw it.
Alright.
So, you do this, boom, run over, boom, you craft your stuff here, craft anchors or whatever, right?
And then, put your bed on one, your anchor's on two, and then your glowstone on three, right?
You should do that.
Okay?
So, like this.
And then what?
Right?
And then, okay, I'm gonna sit, because I wasn't being this.
What are you talking about?
When you get, I want to wait for it to move so I can show you how to build them up.
That's what it is.
Oh, you said that you said build them up?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like, okay.
So you do this, right?
Like this.
And then when you get here,
you use your beds or whatever, right?
Boom.
And then you switch to anchor, place,
switch the glowstone, place, switch the pickaxe.
Okay.
Blow it up.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
For this.
But that's- it's like too much APM for you, I feel like.
No, it's not!
I literally have done an advance!
Alright, alright.
I saved one by one by runs with Evo4.
Oh, let's see, let's see.
Let's see.
No.
No.
I see you like you're actually on fucking 7 or 8 so you're not putting 7 in there.
Did you click it?
What?
Just I just did a thing
Nice, but you should put your anchor on like two and three inside so you don't
Change the loadout and put your anchor on two and three anchor to go so three
Jesus Christ for
what
And your bed your bed always goes on one right
Yeah, like that, so this is just how you want your and set up always so boom and then
All these new four beds and then I'm living yeah
What I for benefit okay, so
So, so then...
Nice. You can swap back to the anchor slot. I think that's all we say.
Really? I was like...
If there's fire, that could run out!
No?
Yeah, because that will build!
No, you can always swap back to the anchor slot.
So after glowstone, anchor slot again.
To blow it up, you know?
okay so it's 232 232 232 you get it yeah i just want to see if you can do this i want to see you try
try what this anchors so do just do four beds and then i
like you forget the semi-circle method
You swap to one and said that might be, I don't think it's that extra.
You just want to swap to like not the Ghost Zone.
There's we
Because how the anchor works is you can put glowstone in it four times
I think I know do do three bed two I care
oh yeah actually this is your anchor only nice do anchor only anchor only
you can pre-place it yeah
Okay low key I doubted you, low key, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's actually not bad.
Alright, yeah, keep doing anchors, it's a good one.
I mean bankers like when they're placed like this they do less damage because they don't eat so much damage
That's all good, I mean
You just don't want to move your mouse, like once you have your mouse lined up
Yeah, I didn't move my mouse
you can like you can like you don't put pressure on your mouse pad so you don't
move it okay
or you could lift as well but lifting I think you didn't like it I get numbers
on a standard I spend in my stomach shit hard is what I do yeah you're nervous
in the practice not no I can get excited yummy yeah once you're lined up
You have to lower your mouse.
I want to see Vegas 3 salad like one, like zigzagging.
You never do that, you never have to do that.
Why do I need to do it for fun?
Yeah, there's no situation, like you use all your beds at night.
Once you run out of beds, switch back.
Yo, I freeze out over there!
Yeah, and you know you run out of beds when your pick block gives you nothing, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I think you get this.
It's a good...
I'm back, what a classic.
People call it a big C, it's called a contract V.
Look, Rogers. Bang.
See that shit?
Bang? Boom.
Bang!
Is that a big E? Boom, big E.
Really?
That's huge. That's huge.
That's a good joke. That's a good joke.
Okay, I am ready.
Alright.
You think when you think when you think
Okay, go in the place you have a place map, right? No
Okay, go to your your your mini practice kit like the creative thing. Yeah
I have like two like bears spouting the chat and he gave me a bit about the bears that
I don't give a shit about the bears yo yeah nobody gives a shit like actually nobody
Okay, look at my screen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
You're building the blaze bed like this, and then you're aiming like this, and then you
can't place it, right?
Yeah.
Because when you're doing that, you're trying to place the block like this.
The bed is trying to place like that.
Oh, I can look forward.
You need to look like this.
I'll go up. Yeah, but also don't build it like this
What I place through here like this. Oh, that's it
Yeah, instead of doing three blocks like that
Like if I do it and you look at it on the right side because it is a soul sand
I mean, it's like a tiny amount, but yeah, like it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No
It could but yeah, you just have to place two on the on the top more like that
Okay, and then on the side and then obviously make sure there's another right
What else are you doing wrong at the spawner? Oh, yeah, okay, so like
Again
When you do this like you want to make sure you clear the fire first and then
Instantly just bridge out three like this. I noticed like sometimes you were
you were kind of going like
one, and then build out, one build out, just bridge out three, like, instant man, and then you can just do this, you know?
Yeah.
And then you just fill it all in, like that.
Um, because if they spawn, like, when you're three out, it's pretty safe, when they spawn.
You're not gonna get bumped back in?
I mean, you can, but if you're three out, it's pretty safe.
It's gay, just clear the spawner like that.
And then like the rest is fine.
You just follow your portal and leave.
Yeah, you can do the 4th to finish.
That's like so good.
All right, I'm going to do a run.
Yeah, do some 4th to finish then.
Bro, what's with the sighing?
I didn't sighing.
What's with the sighing?
Do one 4th to finish.
How about one 4th to finish?
Okay.
You can handle one, but...
I feel like this is like a fucking anime fucking training arc, like you're a brawl.
I mean, do you want the record or not, though?
It's a problem.
I want to live life the way I want to.
I'm like R being.
You can, like, already be the record.
You just put force around some time.
the 49ers won the clue for burden got injured what are your thoughts dbc
don't care about you
let's see it
go with the 3v6
and then
swap back
nice, got him, where'd he go? cool
yep
here you can scan for the swanner as well
just really fast scans
cause there's so many ways here
you wanna make sure you go the right way
also no, you don't have to change your settings
Make sure you're on all max settings.
Like this?
Is that it?
No, go back to 20 and then 500.
Because that's what you're going to be on the edge of the floor.
Yeah, so this is the spawner.
You go this way.
Wait, no, no, no.
You don't spend too much time on it.
As soon as it spikes orange anywhere, go there.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, it's not accurate.
And then this is the buried one here right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Ah!
Yep, and then you hug the spawner. Make sure you're hugging the spawner and not sending back, yeah.
Also, the block under the spawner doesn't matter even if you're right under it.
I guess that's not where the blaze can spawn though, because it spawned half a blaze there.
I see him, I see him, I see him.
I'm trying to be careful not to get hit.
How much damage you have?
The fire on top is more important than breaking the doors.
You're right, I was right on top of it.
Yeah, fire on top is the worst fire.
It just blocks so much.
How about these ones?
These ones don't matter as much, you can just kinda leave them.
The ones that are super high up, can kinda be there.
This one looks good, I know.
I don't know how to do this, it's like bugged it, how do I do that?
Do I get noisier?
What?
I don't have to much blade powder.
Oh yeah.
I mean you just craft all of them, if you have enough pearls.
Otherwise you can shift click like-
I love you baby girl!
They're not shift click you just like click it a few times to craft only a few if you're low on pearls
Nice
You never want to overcraft eyes if you're low on pearls, yeah, that's really bad to do
At least you hit the fire road, that's really good.
Top plate, no top plate I'm thinking.
Lane damage, okay.
Here's fine on the string.
Keep smelling, Daniel.
It's like if it's all lava like this, yeah, it's fine, it's just probably normal.
Like once you're like this close, like...
Yeah, yeah, just get forward once you're this close.
And you only need to build up to the surface, or like one above the surface, because you're in saltine.
You don't need to go like all the way up to 40.
72. Yep.
Yeah, it's here in one block behind you. Yeah, you can just build here fine like this
Yeah, you just build up one like you just jump and build up the doggy. Oh my god
I am showing the kids that it doesn't matter how you build it for her. It's fine
I'm going to assume if this is good for now.
Can you check that?
Can I roll it?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can see lights, so it makes a decent noise.
I watched scenes.
Still needs to craft.
Yep.
You want to make sure you have eyes on the dragon while you craft though.
I mean I guess it doesn't matter if you have no beds or if you're going to miss
every one.
Make sure you only have the bed on one and then it's just fine.
Yeah, it's fine by the way. I'm gonna cook some shit.
Yep, rankers. Make sure they're on two and three and they go still around there.
Yeah, that's fine. We want to make sure it's the same every time because otherwise
it's just guaranteed to fuck you up.
Yeah.
You like pulse on pulse. I think you're good. It's like
he's like, yeah.
Oh, baby. Wow. Wait, that was
it happens.
I have to walk now. So, I'm not to get close really fast as soon as
and you start going the other side.
Now.
Pfft!
Guys, if he's gonna initiate a perch sequence,
It's off the block I was at earlier so I can stand closer when he's not getting to the side of it.
Because if he was going to purge, he would have already made up his mind.
Now this is why we locked in it.
This is really a hockey.
I mean, I got paid first place and that's what it's been saying.
Roll.
What I just said is accurate. What I just said is scientifically accurate.
If the journalist is going to perch, he already made up his mind that based on what I was at earlier.
Rebecca, I'm fucking getting chilled on harder.
Yes, it's science. Yes, that is science.
Look, I'm ice-piced.
I'm reading, I'm reading Force and Splits.
He's like, I think you already had faster pace than this, like a few days in.
I'm sort of running.
Yeah, that's good.
Now what I'm going to do is just lock it on the runner.
I need to, I need to perform it.
This giant didn't suck all of it
Okay, you're like ready to start rounds, but I want to go over reviews for like one minute
Okay
Look my screen, I'm loading a new game
I see I'm getting some text at all on maybe it's urgent
Okay ignore how my wall looks because it's like different to different land but just
look at the top the top four right?
Hold on I'm gonna start with this guy.
I'm lucky.
What was that?
Nope.
Nope.
Okay ignore the bottom one so I just have a different wall so just look at the top
four right?
So like this preview is good like you see see sand that you see an ocean that you see trees. Yeah, perfect. You take that
Keep going
Four
Take that
To all me I should it's a two three
I wouldn't like this one. Okay, I
Mean you see one tree and it's like so far away and this ocean just looks terrible. Okay
You can lock this one.
Uh...
No.
Keep going, keep going, nothing, nothing.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Super nice.
Textbook.
Yeah, because look.
I like it because look.
It goes flush straight down.
It's deep ocean now.
Yeah, because this...
Yeah, this means it goes lower.
So yeah, you lock.
Look at this one.
Oh, this is bad.
It's a...
They made you.
Right there, one.
But the ocean is going to be a cool violent, right?
right yeah but you can see it goes down a bit yeah so you could look that it's
one condition I can stop all this is bad terrible terrible I notice you walk
some shit like this like I don't know why miss like because I left like a
button okay one can be a problem in your promising there's a village here
oh yeah nothing nothing nothing this is a desert this is a desert so you see
is there's cactus so why would you ever play a desert
wait desert can't have the berry treasure or shit right close well you just
never you never touch that check buggy on set bro look at this preview this
this is a lake and then this is a desert.
Oh, okay.
That's awful.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
Look, look, look.
Four.
Three perfect ones.
Three.
Yeah.
These are two perfect ones.
Four.
This one's here.
Yeah.
And this one's bad, kind of, but you can lock it.
It could work, yeah.
Yeah, but you, like, you just want to follow this pattern of, like, locking things.
things. Because that sounds perfect. I see you lock this all the time.
My favorite thing. This is garbage. There's nothing on the
seat. It's love. It's called love. Like this? Like what are you hoping to find on the seat?
I see a terrain I think I'm attached to. I don't want to let it go. I want to give
It deserves it like look. I found a ruined portal already get into it one minute on this
You know
Yeah, yeah, just follow that pattern of walking and then you'll be fine. Okay. Good luck. I thank you man. This is the one
Yeah, this is the day. I think I meant thank you man. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, see you man
I'm about to blow the record up like a fucking bomb somebody do I'm by the bus all my soul
It's still out there, but this mix is so hard though.
This mix is so hard that I'm not dead, it's just a little bust.
I
I think that's a buggy now.
It's there
This is up as the bells the first and fourth song will crazy
Oh, that was a good one, man.
On that, I missed two commands.
And look, maybe I need to go a little slower.
I have to play with these.
Sunken.
But maybe, right?
No.
Well, maybe by him.
Well, I'm locked in Shubhart right now, as this was too easy.
I'm really stupid now.
Is that the one who played Lord the Second Delidger right?
I don't like like
PTO or or
There's no good thing that we're cooked
He'll lock me in chief.
Maybe the other one is in deep enough on that one, I know you're going to come in by the
end.
This one has water, I know it.
Let's see if I watch this.
This is who I am.
Is the shaft for real?
I like this song when it ends.
Like, the next one is crazy.
I mean, they're both good.
Oh
Fortunately
How much water are you consuming to generate all those seeds at once?
All the water
What is that like what is happening?
So where's the next big key?
They're all empty. You're so empty empty empty all my seeds who emptied my seeds
Nope
No
No
No
No
Absolutely not. Fuck you
Maybe oh my god, there's a poor mom. I shouldn't
No
May is that real math I can't tell no
No
do it again.
and just get one though?
what?
Let's just like you
How many is this
Have you
Dude, okay something okay, somebody went on my computer was it
it. Somebody was on my computer and altered my seeds. Who is it? This is Intana. It's
not my home. It's what it is. Okay, chat. I'm gonna blow your mind, ready? The early
villages into a date is where the runs is never forged. But later in the runs, forges
are very common have you noticed that it's likely to be needs of warm-up
whatever likes you out of it right
well my computer's lagging why is it loading
The cold winter times are perfect for quality scenes.
They stole Zheers and had the plash of them.
What the hell?
Where is he?
Where's the Golem?
I think I'll have at least the AC or not.
Golem doesn't count.
Are you flanking here now?
So slow now.
Watch it, over here, watch this.
Flame. Okay, watch this.
This will add you!
Oh, we did have these things man, it's just not fun.
Oh, that was a lot of good ones. Hold on. Max, wait a minute.
Hold on. A lot of good ones. No, it looks good. I have the example, but I'm just taking a guess.
Like, I want to be wrong and write about something, you know what I mean?
Like, Katie, that was with Asher, she finished her strong playoffs.
Come on finding boats
Dude chat zero runs today, I mean you can't make a separate
I mean I will play I mean it has to make sense right like
Vtuber's fucking what?
Dude my mentions have finally stopped blowing up but with all the Vtuber mentions it's not crazy
Get ready to see them
I mean it
When do we get a good feeling
Okay, is this not sad
How is Conor getting better ones off the grid than me?
He has thousands of autos there.
Get in there probably.
I guess we're doing the only glitches there.
This is the modern looking song.
Okay, it's a BT.
You hear a child sound like it, you'll see it.
It's listening to it.
I have a dream.
It was Arby's. W Arby's. W Arby's. W Arby's.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
I need to get stolen right?
Actually, that's where I was going.
I don't see any lava though.
There is a crevasse where I could lead all the way down to like 20.
I can dig down to 10 if I need a lover.
Yep, let me just get one first.
I'm going to get this guy, I can only get 3 seconds.
Really?
Dude, really?
Dude, really?
No love anyway?
That was this one right here.
That was adversarial.
See, I didn't want to jump up, right?
But if I had jumped up, I would have seen it directly.
of
the
the
We're not even getting votes like there's a bug on my computer.
I'm not even getting votes.
Oh, I think I left.
I think I see a Hatch Tricks.
Man, that's the spike of the, I was thinking of the...
There's better have two of them, you know?
Why make a boat, uh, no.
But, no.
Shut up.
I'm just weak out
That's a quarter boats
Okay, there's a soul
What a force though
I mean it chance you'll be these animals
Maybe you never know it to be past the passage over here
Yep
The black, the black, the black the black, the black, the black, the black, the black,
the black.
Wait!
No, that didn't count.
is
Oh yeah, anything. Like, literally. That's gotta be a BG.
Wait, is that a BG?
fuck you like if you lose place frozen
they feel it's I hope all is well happy holidays I mean I can't generate a seat
that has a post or I mean you come and not be too hard on your side
to many, and I hope 2026 is another great year for you.
It's QCEL.
I should have used it to get this bad.
I should have used that.
Maybe a 4 here.
Sounds like Glace is being nice.
Not equal Glace.
No wonder, no whatever it is for you.
If you view anything nice, it adds grace.
What?
Nah, that's not what it means.
before I'm so sorry that this is annoying but I'm not interested in a gym
app. You could get a whole set up like K-Soul has.
Yeah, I think I won't play in the next few energy streams, will be supported.
Oh, it's not hard to do like shit like that, but I'll be sitting down, right?
do the low I mean it's not level
I'll play it, fuck it, I don't care anyone
I'm gonna try and play it, I'm gonna play the game like this, I like
I'm getting iced out.
Nope, I'm not doing it.
It's not a fire in there.
Not like diamonds, I'm getting iced out.
I'm being frozen by not playing the game enough.
Because I have any seeds.
Isn't it easy to play them?
that's not bull generates my x-ray is it wait you're spiky right
both but
fragments see that Jeff look that's a fragment look
what that's that's that's a that's a shaft like mental shaft under again I'm
I managed to get that though, like, um...
I mean, yeah, it should ask me a problem, right?
Oh, the... the... the game did...
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Where?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Super slow, Father.
I mean, this is just short, I mean.
Here's a visitor with Aldi Caesar, I mean, you're bugging it.
Ah, it's a boat, probably, nothing.
I TREASED IT!
What's-
I-
I mean-
I'm ready to give up.
Well it doesn't even matter, the trees is for wood and not for BT.
I like a few no-tree stages just for fun, like, and it's a little bit similar to BD.
I mean, nothing playable in Dremix is insane, like.
Right here. This has to be... It has to be BD.
Right here. Left.
It looks too spiky.
Last night I had a dream I was a dog. Luckily, on the third time I was generally to the
way.
Yeah, I don't know the deal with this.
and they only have six
but I'm not in any way out there
I'm so in the game now, what am I doing?
This is over anyway, I mean, it's a good bomb either.
You know what? I have an idea.
Watch this!
Alright, watch this then.
My knowledge of the game is gonna go crazy here.
Speak from your turn to the hockey man.
And I won't play right.
When the tennis right, undisclosed.
Holy.
I mean, Jack, are you listening to this?
All good seeds all of them
Oh
Like force village runs under edited like you can hit these super max wins like
quadruple forge it like the loaded it and not actually though is that a board
there I mean I saw that in the portal but is that what it's saying
Oh my god, I'm not hitting my panic.
I'm not hitting me, Vicky.
He's in a playable!
I mean, this is bad level.
get a dry scoop for the ultimate warlord seed 1g 1g 1g 1g
This is just weird isn't it?
Maybe I'll play it for sure.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't think they played well, I'm playing good.
Fortress is here, but 140 over 178.
Nope, not playable.
I think it's max range, it didn't have discussion, but I don't think it's anything.
I mean, that's the 21 plus, right?
I'm at 140 plus at over 180.
So 40 missing.
So there is one here, but it's really bad.
And there's something right, so.
Another fortress.
What if it's Voto?
This FPS is really bad at all. It's like lagging with the nothing.
It has to be Voto. It has to be.
There we go.
I've...
Seen.
Nope.
Oh
Virtual camera yep, I was the whole shooting
May as this is like it isn't a prank is it a farce like what is this?
I
Know that man I'm gonna put a bunch of stupid ass off
What?
Is it what?
Wait, hold on.
58 months you got this.
Boats.
47 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle, try hard.
I wasn't aware of that.
I think I need like 8 of it on order.
Entry to beam. No entry either. Like what even is this?
send it 83 months for the offset's QTN was that ready to light it really running
I'll re-
Network
At 22
My button
Love to meet you and I'll get the welcome to the jungle
I mean that was the mere run so I didn't know how much
Shhh
Let me do it, is that how you do it?
Is that how you do it? Like, this is not right, man.
What if it is that? What if it is that?
It's nothing.
What am I supposed to do there?
oh my god dude please just BT me already man the only thing we had was it was troll
my innards
see that with it?
dude
I need to bring him in
one of them was there
It doesn't mean it's the last option, right?
What's wrong, man?
wait oh my fucking god it was right side of it
it's something oh zero bts ultra rapid like we've got it no bts it's zero
bro the chance is like watch like like 15%
are you still planning on doing a snowboarding stream sometime soon
I'm gonna be really nice man
I ain't be this like at all
I mean, what the fuck is happening?
What about a fortune?
What about a fortune, I mean?
No?
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
Well, then I make it.
It's not too bad actually, but it's not great either.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I didn't have to do all that, I did not have to do all that.
That was really dumb.
Food's good and stuff, right, so I mean...
i have to say that there's not much else to say there's not a lot of hope here
it has to connect the hatchery
oh my god i mean what what what what's all that
81 months love you ex-qcl
Good night juices
I mean that was so tough though. I mean just a bit like was that an ultra scuffle run at
I'm just playing here.
That's the main.
Ah, did you do it then? Okay.
Show us your camera. You do it then.
You show me the way. If I fang down, I'll do it.
Then you show me then.
I
Was that we didn't make today both that lady
both I
Think she she made the post limited in one minute as I posted it one minute
I just wanted to like some some done as well and then
And the 2000 minute, INSILENT.
Like folded.
INSILENT.
Well, we'll not be silent because that's all playing because it got limited.
Like it kills the response is rich
Still no beauty
Oh, these are the good teas. Hold on. Chad, these are really good teas. L'manna. I think
my computer's locked in. Computers locked in. GG. Still long shit? Dude, look at this.
Oh, this is empty.
It's a shaft.
Hold on, here though.
Yep.
Nope, it's a fucking sunken bit.
Alright, maybe bonus, I hope I'm not...
with the barrage under it, like in your body, or is it like a maximum or a minimum length of it?
I'm not playing this, like I'm not gonna do that, I'm not gonna do that.
Dude, look, look at this shit, look at it, there's nothing in it.
Wait, am I going to just follow this yesterday?
Yes, sir?
I
Wasn't in the middle of the not win you might be winning and he's wonder I need to get it back
Well, then we're nothing
I think there's one in the corner probably, but I think there's probably...
Dude, what?
That's how you're acting.
No way, right?
behind me, the DT rate today is cut by like 80% compared to other days, explain this to
like
uh... shaft right?
how do you go from multiple complete runs back to back yesterday to
absolutely nothing today
that makes sense
yeah exactly what i'm saying
like they've been in here but
What if there was a... fuck you.
Okay, but actually though, this is too much! This is too much!
Just forcing half the end of the dragon chain.
It is not. It isn't one yet.
Do some push-ups in place on your own.
Wait, that was a good feeling.
I mean, there's not much I can do, right?
I mean, I'm getting good seeds, I'm just getting them, there's that.
I'm getting crushed.
What is the Archie Scan that it is?
see this stream is robot phase, what do I mean by that?
no I know what I mean by that, you mean like bottom?
chat, I think you can clear season
oh let me just clear this real quick, clear worlds
it doesn't do it automatically
Oh my god, it's still clearing.
How long
XQC
10000 series AMD CPU if so they announced a bug last month to the RNG function
which causes it to produce too many zeros which can impact mine prop seed
generation wait actually Google CDMD
dude that makes sense
I mean that would have been insane no oh what is that what is that right there this song
I'm gonna go on the next song
I hear liquidy mix again, I don't know what that is
No, this is all the shit
I'm not by that.
I don't do all of these scans.
Yeah, I need some heart cells over here and some trance, lucky.
I thought it was something, but it didn't.
Hold on now.
I'm taking all of it.
I mean, look kind of weird to think, you know.
This song is sample man.
Yeah, you guys, I can't see the, I don't know, I'm going to play this next and I
will switch out there.
Okay, I promise.
I think I'm ready now.
I thought I should have taken a food but we'll just get the food inside of the uh
Med there real quick in
Another bullet there as well, but it's all this far. I don't really want to wait around the lot
We have to
The giraffe responds I thought you'd never last
It's worth it get the food I think if it's good food it takes the run if it's bad
I
Resist immense
No!
No!
Any one?
I mean it's so far away it's not even funny, like it's just sadder.
I'm inside of a wall.
I spawned it inside the fucking wall.
It's both those next minute and also there's a good entity amount that are not
not bashed entities.
Nothing's OMG now jumping LOL now jumping LOL now jumping LOL.
I might have a slide right there.
I mean I ended pretty early right so.
out of my face
Let's call you lucky.
Quick.
Multiples.
Maybe 120.
I don't want to get the thing, but I don't want to do that.
I think it's 120.
I mean, I just wrote that, and he's doing it, but I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit,
I don't give a shit, I don't care.
It was a block infested, like dog shit, it was fully built in there, and sometimes
as I generally have this game.
I'm scanning if I can see the B2 from here.
No food or other ingredients in there.
are quick as that was really pretty bad one though that was the worst the worst combination
This is battle.
That looks pancake yellow, and that's a double, it doesn't have a triple.
I had to do double dial markers.
What am I doing?
I don't know if I loaded enough, I can't, oh my god, it's white Shrider's rifle.
I see it.
Oh my god dude, this is insane.
Okay, okay, can I get a welcome to the jungle from my college graduation?
0.71 GPA, please.
XQC-L.
Hello.
There's a lot of terrain to travel as well.
I'm going to have to stay up there.
I've never been hit that right down the left, I don't get it.
Is there just, is there just some lucky?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I've never been hit, I like that my life, I'll get it.
Is it just, is it just unlucky?
I've never been hit, I like that my life.
I generally have never been,
I've never been slapped like that a single time ever.
What a fucking God for a second dog shit piece
garbage video gamer
And I bet you can't put your finger on the what was in a second there, because you don't even know
What am I doing dude what am I doing you don't even know what was the mistake
I think he's because I was too close to my right side block that like I've never had his one ever before I
Need a right side block makes this like a hand and go over there go over the block there
I don't know that. I was just not like garbage ass trash. We're not playing right trashies
I'm gonna do that
No, I was not on it
Guys I guess I think there's a there's a change in in the jobs where are all the blacksmiths
They all go fired AI replace the blacksmiths jobs
What is I know it's a chef right there's something about the seed it is just different
Oh shaft right?
Let's bolt, it's loaded in.
Yeah, sh- fragment.
Yep, fragment.
That's my law.
I limit that law.
Yeah, I made it. You do look on which video.
I was in that corner?
Wait, I saw it on it then.
I mean I'm not playing this sorry I'm not I'm never why I played it to it's barely
enough with no blocks no food it fuck that no blocks no food dude I am good on that
I think it's the P-Drager.
Yeah.
No more swaying time.
This is the one roof stealer.
Fragments.
And dead.
Maybe I forge.
Dead.
This is buggy.
Zero playable Bastion, and this much time is not okay.
get it, next get it
next up we got my level my level
I don't know why I like that
Better next
Then next
Shat but many boats
I mean it could be right
Nope, it can't be.
There's a boat here, I mean, I'm gonna play the boat, because why would I bother playing anything else?
The game is bugged, like I can't get a seat, so I mean I'll play both, fuck it.
Oh, I have like two mentors today and they're both scuffed.
Oh my god, don't tell me it's 40.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
Ah, I mean I'm bugging.
Is that normally it?
Fiora got me through covid sadness back in the day
X-Files
There's not a tunnel there, but I don't give a fuck fuck it. Oh fudge. It's high
I
What's that?
I'm going to have all the components in there now.
little dolphins and then did they run out of dolphins bubbles in the
Let's move on.
Oi.
Oi.
What the fuck's wrong with my game? Yo, yo, yo, yo! What the fuck's wrong with my game?
Dude, dude, are you good?
Oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck's going on?
I don't give a shit I mean I'm bugging out I'm 2 minutes in as well like what if there's
There's a lot of food though.
Let me guess, poison it.
I'm just thinking of splashing it in alone.
I think I'm giving into the bad luck if I did a lot of pleasure. It's like saying thank you for like dog like complete dog shit
I mean fuck that
No, I mean
I mean I don't even know what I got and I don't have a... it's just gone.
I like that.
She's huge, man.
That's insane.
At 23?
At 23?
No, and that one, it's...
Hold on.
Hold on. Ah, shaft probably. Too much gel there.
Yep.
Sharp drive is positive because I'm trying to be positive. I'm trying to be...
But getting like two BTs in like an hour is a crime against computers.
This is RNG but there's nothing random in RNG like action of it.
Nature is the best random that we have.
Here we go again, same one, same one right.
It's not really a wolf dickage that like,
you have to use a lot of random nature stuff to do real RNG.
Oh my oh my god
Yo, I'm gonna punch me in the face. I'm gonna punch. I'm gonna punch ready
What a fucking misery
I
I'm trying to go in first.
Wendy!
Stopping story set in the run there just because you don't know how to scan
Cringing that man's big
May have the time be another bit
a lot of deer at least
I'm not going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
to my right right surely this is an error somewhere here yeah that is actually
That's rare of course it goes back down it closes again because fuck it it closes straight
up love his game so it's here that oh my god what is this hell hole
If you're not sure how to get out, you can use the
video to get a click on the link in the description for
the full video.
I will probably start with the second one, because
I don't know what I'm doing here.
You can go straight and go to the video description
and I'll probably make a video about that,
so far.
So that's it for today's video.
I'll see you on the next one.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Like, like, dude, these seeds, like, it's a fully built-in.
It has no air pockets, nothing in it.
I'm going to go crazy.
I
It's a shaft but it could be those right
I
Ah us yo a sunken village. I really like those
Chad those make my day
Sunken villages what does it add to Minecraft?
Nobody's ever enjoyed a sunken village nobody
it's like it's like 20 30 New Jersey lights under water Atlantic City or whatever I like
That's not for you, fucking...
Atlantis!
Atlantis!
I love my own jokes, yeah, I know, it's funny.
Oh, please.
I have one BT and a second, if it's within three seeds.
One.
Well, well now.
Wait, am I left? Is it even possible? Nah, fragments.
Looks fragmented for sure.
Sort of those, but that's too good.
Is it even possible, you think?
Oh, no.
I mean, it is possible, but nah.
another sunken let's go look this chat can't look this okay fuck you I mean
The ram fries are up, but I don't really get it though. Why don't they just make more?
Just make more.
You know what? I'm gonna take a wild guess and I'm gonna say this.
The scarcity of ram is completely artificial.
They know they're holding the whole world by the balls and nobody else can even compete it or try to compete it
So they say fucking shit
We have to make it make sense to really sell it that that it's that it's that like rare or the other that there's
Not enough supply and they just fuck with it man
Fuck you
I know it's because they had to mend it, but I'm just saying it.
The supply has to be deliberately controlled.
There's no way that after all these years of making that much, oh now, now, or give
them some.
They can't make more.
Fuck off.
It takes a lot of time to mate, for that to be the reason, but do it.
Where has the world ceased to need ramen? Never.
Luda.
Okay, maybe I'm not looking at that shake.
I'm looking for a chance to slow back up.
Yeah, I don't even know the way Furry makes it.
I'm just kidding.
I've watched a lot of your videos.
I don't even know the process.
Hey X, I just wanted to know that your runs are being invaded by some unknown species
Generating God seed generating God seed generating God seed
Are these the mineshafts I'm there?
That sure looks like a bug, though, right?
Dude, I gotta try- I- I- I- I won't play like I got a- I got a- I got a- I got a-
a- a choice, you know?
Like, I'm going here.
I will play, you gotta lock in and send it, play one.
Any time the record in Minecraft is up.
I forgot to get my phone.
Infra-loader, I mean, 5, maybe 10 chunks behind me.
Terrain looks risky.
I don't really want to send it down to there but I have to do the mess.
Oh come on!
I was tweaking out, man.
Dude, is it in the wall?
It's in the wall.
There's one on my right and one in the wall, so...
I think I need to go to the right.
Yeah, I'm done.
In Minecraft sometimes when a game just gets selected, I just hit the games events.
And Minecraft sometimes when it gets selected, I just hit the games events.
Chivalry trip trip trip trip. I think that's how as they go
That's I just put this right
Wait, hold on. No?
Fuck it. I'm just gonna play like this.
Wait, hold on. She's right.
Bigs, when?
I
know
of
the
death
of
death
of
self
I
Pensions
Pensions
Don't swing the buttons
After a while I was going this is our damage
You shouldn't be that far either, right?
I have a lot of pretty lot of curls, right, so.
Also, I don't even need the string, remember, because I learned how to do the bullshit.
Okay.
Enjoy.
This game is just cursed.
It is what it is.
Like.
So Landed.
Whoa whoa whoa, what did you do?
Dude.
I mean it.
No pigs, no pyreth, no string, no fortress, long range bastion, give me the bare minimum.
Give me anything at all.
Anything.
It's setting.
Okay, Marcus. This seed is special. I can just tell.
Chad, did you guys see the way my game renders? Like, it's bugged, right? Why did it get
like slow rendering? I had time to increase render to like 22 until it loaded like 15.
Check, can I get a welcome to the Johnny Boy?
Normally, normally it's Incalode.
And I reverse my two.
Oh my god, just fuck you then.
Little trees, look there's a boat.
Hold on now.
This is a no-food-to-clankin'.
And I say no.
That's what I say.
I say no, thank you.
That's like a Bosnian.
What the fuck is this?
like kumar askeez damn shit bullshit in chat like what's that about what are we
gonna like roll up
I'm in this video.
I watch this.
Any dolphins?
It would be a game changer if we had dolphins here.
This is so dead. I'm playing it.
I have a feeling, shadow feelings.
Any man?
Sure.
I can't even get ironed!
if I see kev on my knee, I'm not running it.
do you hear anything Jack? Maybe. I'm not gonna answer, I'm not gonna answer.
Buenos.
What do you think is the most overrated place in the world, city of 11 or traveling, the
most overrated place out there?
Paris, that's a good answer.
LA definitely.
I would agree with that, but just off the fact that people rated it like 1 billion.
It's probably great, but probably not like you walking you win at every step.
It's overrated because of how highly rated it is, not because of how mid it is.
Bring their sucks. Dubai? Why?
Oh, hold on, hold on. They're camping. It's a sunken.
I think if you have all the motivations to move to Dubai, you know?
Like...
Why would you generally just want to go over there to the other there?
I have a death defense.
I feel like Dubai gets a bad rep, sometimes it's the people that fucking go there.
Like the R.P. for sure, people don't start.
like that has nothing to do with Dubai, you know?
This is going to be a decent run so far, though.
No word, but we could get it on the inside.
one two and three yo who are you yo I mean you're getting high I should go back there
and fucking punch him on his kisser, bang it.
So I should have done it.
It deserves it.
There's a percent taxes.
If I think you have to be like...
It's not just taxes though.
Like I feel like it's far away to go to
just for taxes like maybe kind of greedy to go like so far just for that and
and just forget about everything else that your life is complies of it
Nope. Not pretty safe at all.
I something loaded but I don't know what it is it loaded very weird and yes it
Yeah?
Yeah, what kind of loa was that?
Is there anything in there I think?
That, that I don't need to, I think these are shredders.
Yeah, I think it's just a bezel loader.
I can make it.
Oh gosh, what is that man?
Now, now they're slowing, unfortunately.
Wait, I'm going to go to the first block there.
There's one.
I'm not gonna discuss this with you, I don't give a shit, I'm not talking about this.
Like you, I'm getting you a city, and they all died of hunger by the way.
These weapons, these weapons.
So don't do that.
They starve, they die, and I go there and I be a zombie.
Who even is John Pork anyway?
It's nobody.
Nobody is John Pork.
It feels just a bit different.
The AI pig, yeah.
Um, really?
Dude, not possible, that's just them, right?
Yeah, it is.
Hold on for a little bit of music in a minute, so I'm just going to...
This is supposed to be a good- Nope.
You passed away already?
Oh well.
Oh well.
Okay, if I guess.
Oh, I need to rip Jump Orchard.
Rip both of them.
Living here.
So there you see a fucking boat here.
Oh wow, what the... No!
and
and
What do you mean is that?
Nobody knows this.
Is that some made up like follow-up meme to the jump workin'?
That's some like discount bullshit.
R.I.P. Bozo just like Jon Snow. R.I.P. Bozo just like Jon Snow. R.I.P. Bozo just like Jon Snow. R.I.P. Bozo just like Jon Snow.
Yeah, but Jon Snow lives though.
Hey, Mr. Cow, I'm banding your kick check for some reason. My username is mitchickofmogscheckthankscoat.
Spoiler for my show in the fucking 90s, like how they did it.
where's our race on effects
I don't need the nuggets, I don't need them.
Oh, there's a cap over there.
That looks playable. I mean, all things considered, yeah, it looks playable.
So I can do like the dance like there's a cap.
That was a nice day, that was annoying.
Um, are we dead ass?
No way I have enough of this right?
It's not slow, it's not runnable.
It's just that I can't do it.
Oh, and that will be Team President Nates.
I'll have to get creative here in front of him get ready level it looks pretty vast and
wide like a mom's bully any rebel
I think that's just straight-out loading, but I can do all of it.
I'll be back.
We'll X. When are we going to talk about a new offline screen for your Twitch?
I've been messaging you on Discord, but it's taking very long to get replies.
Oh yeah, I will be there.
We'll talk in a minute and make sure it's all automated from there.
Love you, homie.
Yeah, I'll be there.
I think this is about...
...shut it, Loda.
Yeah, I'll be there.
Nope living. Actually it's actually in reverse, it's more and more of these than that.
Am I in it? Nope.
To the right? Five minutes.
Here?
I mean I'm trying this I'm trying this
If the game doesn't give me what I need I cannot play the game
Build a house.
As you do, we can do a contest.
You do that big server, it's just flat,
and it's a bunch of material that we're in,
and whoever builds the next house.
But anything that really gets on the internet is auto-banner.
Rubble gate for me and it is autoban it
Well on hold on this would be really good, hold on
No way, right?
let me get it
29 months
where's my ring?
That's it, that's the death that we go for, is that what we go with though?
Nothing still, it's gonna be burning.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna, uh, I'm cooking it up now.
He actually watches the saury knows?
Just finish watching it, and it may take over breaking bad as my new top show of all time.
Absolute cinema.
whoa
insolent
Oh, no. They might have spawned with them. Oh, God. They might have spawned with answered
weapons in there oh no we flappa
that's a treasure
Upsliding? Yes.
Uh, no actually. Fuck! That's not vaults.
I should have, like, I kind of took a guess a little bit.
I'm gonna open up our arctic as this guy is gonna cook him.
Nope, did he?
I think you don't understand. I mean, it's super smart, but you don't understand much.
I don't fucking care for the Rella, the score, Rella, the score, Rella, the score, Rella,
Store Elem, store Elem, store Elem, store Elem, store Elem.
That's like a right?
Maybe it was that.
Oh
Swing in the wind!
Have a good one!
Let's do it!
One Boats.
of course like as soon as I get a run like the music goes to complete garbage and play
Nope, I'm going to show it again.
I can't use this anymore with that scroll so I swapped over the scroll again.
I could not tell, like, I don't think I would have had it, you know?
This song, I'm going to lose my mind.
Oh my god, did he?
That damn game, that damn game.
Too much damage.
and
have another damage and then for all I'm trying to do
lock in
I don't have enough of this.
I'm broke.
I'm broke.
I'm fucking broke!
We're gonna have a fucking boat here.
on paper I could just get the problem on my way back in, so I don't lose time.
Yeah, I mean this song is, I can't tell. I mean I don't know what it is though. Like
It's a 2006 song. I don't know what that is.
Like, what is going on?
Like, I'm being evasivated live.
I have to go on 10 nights.
I guess I don't know.
It should be water exposed, right?
I'm out of your head, y'all, just watch out for your head, y'all, here.
Wait, that is tall?
Wait, am I throwing that far away?
Oh, I'm brain dead, GGG.
Oh wow!
Wait, I don't even have enough anchors to do it!
the
everyone was dead the whole time I was lost
I'm in an anchor but I used it, I cannot pick it up
can i
i just decided that i can get up
It would be...
It's probably fushy.
Yep.
Wait.
What?
Ah, strong borders dude, I'm so fucking stupid, it's right there, there, there, above me.
like when will anything go right but my bastion was overflowing full of pigs
man and all my oh oh no I can't trade oh like everybody just goes braindead
This is sadden me to beyond the leash.
I brought my heart man.
This is new.
What if you have an AI that analyzes what's going on on the screen, right?
And you have chat bots that are actually like good chatters.
Can you imagine it?
No, it's too much, I think it's the demo one.
Fuck you.
I imagine it analyzed Minecraft or whatever you play and it goes like that.
Oh wow, that's a lot of wood there.
Like oh this seat is bad.
It can't be at all, thank you.
Artifaction
Yeah, think about it that would be the most it is
Mr.. Juicer in these times of adversity all of us even remember if I got good right back for something I wouldn't be able to get a sub 20
That's the truth of it. I mean, I'm not even trying to be weird though. That's just
the truth. Yeah, like an AI like thing, yeah. Like an agent.
yeah I'm on it was so fun today I like among us sketches complete garbage but
that's the funny though
dude
Yes, Kitch is like the jester.
Oh, what is this?
Boats?
Nope.
Kravast, look at those fragments.
Why time to why time to why time to why time to why time to why time to why time to why time
Brother how did I almost lose to a man? I don't understand it
She was the third and fourth boss ring it over and over again
Like of course that'll be good when you're a killer, but like these people disregard what he's saying entirely
as you guys don't thought you all just you all just stop listening to you
I would never sacrifice my my crew make a win rate to get a high killer win
rate I'm going guys guys guys guys guys it's it's it was run because he was
playing at the game like I imagine
51 months away can I get a welcome?
What? Bo? Bo?
Like it was fun, I'm not even talking shit.
Like I'm saying, I'm saying.
It's hard when the third imposter is killer.
I never killed him. I said half the entire game.
gamer. He was always at the button because he didn't do those kills. I said half clear
for those kills, so I said it. Maybe perhaps.
of
the
that's there's no there's no there's no yeah it's it's not enough uh wood
What is this slow mode?
Like what is this like angles on it?
It's still bigger than I thought, eh?
Ah, I'm gonna make some shoes over here.
I'm gonna have to put them on the whole time.
There's enough of everything.
No, what did I just do?
Amods.
That might say they're running in an hour.
I need to make doles when I get down there.
That looks like a- it's an error.
Error.
What about over here though?
I can't see properly that it that's nothing and that's that's one lot of
strainer
now it's nothing to me the tube of we call it tubes sometimes it go to go
a tenant. What is this shit man? These are bad seeds, they are my computer, my computer
got hacked I mean it like what the fudge is that
this makes me sadder
some boats maybe play ball you never know right I mean that is that they're
maybe I should play just like great season set up no fuck it this is the one
I'm coming here. I'm coming here.
Ah, two ticks.
Let me force that table.
Yep. Yeah, that's good. That's really good.
That's good!
Looks like it entering me as well.
That was really bad, look.
That's fine. That was enough at all. I didn't do anything wrong.
Oh, I forgot.
by many force it'll never end the way
excuse me now the pope you have nice
holidays Felix and chat excuse me now
yo what am I doing so there's no my
brainer
yo something on my brain helping
Okay
Yikes
I mean I'm not showing it.
Brother.
Like.
That, that, that marble is dodge it.
It's dodgeable.
Like that's a horrible.
Oh man.
What was I supposed to do there?
I don't even know.
Dude, add, add, add the wiggle inside the fucking.
The corner there, man.
It's the swan fair.
The pie chop is if you look at chest it's the orange parts will be like 15% right when
I look on the when I reset it then I look at the other sides it should diminish back
to like a sliver and then I need to like triangulate left to right when it goes from
nothing to something. And then I go until when I look everywhere it's something everywhere.
It can't be.
No sense.
You get it?
See, like, that's everywhere, right?
So it's under me.
But that's not true.
Unless...
It's planes, but maybe it'll shift.
I mean, I mean, imagine it, imagine the cinema, like, Forza is told, the record is beaten,
it was on a fucking it was on a underground cave seed holy what do you
mean and under other kids really is that it's not a thing we don't know how
I did it! Holy shit, Aura!
Like, chills.
Like, the hair go up on your fucking...
On your, um...
Arms.
I see that like this is the this spike is too sharp and this is a fragment it's called if you if you are
If you understand what XG Law is, it would be right here.
No, no, no, there's fragments.
What am I talking about?
Oh my God, I'm the fucking goat.
Brother, I called it.
I called the fragments right there, right?
This.
Bang.
Bang, right here.
Bang.
I'm done.
Chat, because he has, I think I should have, chat, because I have to be up in the morning.
wait what am i supposed to do with that?
i think i'm ending
i don't know
i'm gonna be a hard-to-hit-chiller
yeah
tomorrow is a showdown
it's possible that i'll know
which will be a lot of fun
and then
full water runs because
what's going on?
i should be able to run
I think it's at like 60 on them all.
I'm just gonna be beaten tomorrow.
No, it'll be over 100% after you.
What I'm saying is, it's not a seeder.
I don't have to be excited about it, I actually, I, I generally, I think this is the last time I played it.
I, I actually really like it on showdown, I think the game is really good.
Here's what I actually have, I played for free and I had to save when I played it, like, last time.
like it's one of the good like games games it like like nobody does like again
like just just just to play and enjoy you know me like no fuss noble shit
we always when you're a player you're being negative buddy but I haven't been
play a lot of right you know I've been doing mostly like racing and shit and
and leave it. End gambling.
Alright, last hit.
No, I think it was good.
It was great after I started doing bad it and in just one bit I was like I'll do one more and it went absolutely great
Oh, hold on. I don't get
No way, right?
Did what it's a shaft
I'm not even more banana than just I kind of got on a tell so good it's ok though it's
just how I play games you know like I feel like it even though I care a lot
about rating I think I don't care about rating the way you think I do it like I
care about my skill with the rating but the rating itself like I can give a
shit like when I go up on like a bat like a tilt streak it I lose like
fucking it like two divisions whatever like I don't really get in front of
like I can't all about like rolling in that rain doing good it it's hard to
explain it like I want to sell validate my rating all the time like it's it's
important to feel like like I'm worth run at otherwise it feels like don't
shit like I hate having a rating that all I'm gonna place I like I'm gonna lose
reading it that's language that's the most work so I never saw what people like
as you will the booster accounts it doesn't make any sense to me like my
brain doesn't understand why you would ever I wasn't really a booster
It's useless.
You can feel better by being better.
I don't know what to do yet.
I'm not sure if it's possible, I don't see any, like, there's just none.
Hold on, hold on, let me kind of cook it a little bit, never, maybe, it's about a chance,
of
the
of
the
of
and
I'm going to do it again, no way I did it again, right?
I should be fine, I should be fine, I should be fine.
It's not a good entry at all, but install over there.
Like that was an instance at all, oh my god.
I lost
What's that?
It's on the building.
It's on the fence.
I
I
Brought
the
way no way you
The game for life 20 seconds. I got a white light. That's real quick
Wait, it's better than maybe 25 then
Can I have any triples though?
Hold on a minute
I think I have to go for it
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I actually might be in there. I might just be in there. Like I'm climbing every day. I
I can only do one resume because it takes a long time.
If I could raise all day, I would be crazy.
I would be in time.
Come back.
Check out Bill again, but forget to check.
Let's check.
I'll see you tomorrow.