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Okay, I love you guys, my brain is going to be slow for like maybe like 10 minutes again.
I'm going to get my little caffeine, my little juice.
Okay, I'm going to forget to tell them I'm going to do a little react.
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So what do you have in here Jack
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Yeah, I'm not you're more into this like like we're gonna timeline. They were working with us like it
I'll believe the public is entitled to know everything right but like it
How it was like so slow early on it, right?
It almost it almost looked like I'm all intentional
What's happening to the next century, but like a bunch of people were like
Like a like in like questions and shit
Like we're gonna come to him
No, there's one on there. So I don't know how that plays out though
I guess it's a way after factor to see like the videos and shit or like the rundown
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It is not looking good for the singer David from everything. We now know it is
Very likely if not all but certain
That he is going to be indicted by a Los Angeles County grand jury for the
presumed murder of Celeste Rivas. This is a grand jury that has been convened since
more than just over a month at least about a month ago.
It could have been more than that. Right. And that initially what we had heard is
that this was an investigative grand jury that they were just subpoenaing
different people to get testimony hoping to help police with their
investigation that was based on a newspaper report right and what we have
now been told no this is a grand jury looking to indict someone for the murder
of Celeste Rivas and we know who the someone is and that's the one that David
is squarely in the crosshairs of the person who is going to be prosecuting
the case her name is Beth Silberman oh my god you know we there's a lawyer in
town named Marty Singer, we always call him the legal pit bull. She is every bit
DA's version of the legal pit bull. Yes. And she has been, as a matter of fact,
Alexa, come over here for a second. We know that she's been some of the people
that she's been grilling coming over. They're all, we have a boom mic over.
Yeah, so Alexa has been down at the grand jury room for a couple of weeks
now. And during recess right now for the holiday, but you saw the manager of David, the day-to-day
manager going in and out. And when he came out and talked to his lawyer, he made it clear
that Beth Silverman was rabid about this case.
Yeah, Robert Morgan Roth, obviously,
dated a manager, been seen with him a lot on tour.
He kind of poked at that.
He told Beth that he really didn't feel
like it was his responsibility.
Well, she said, why didn't you call the cops?
She said this to him when he was asked about him.
Why didn't you call the cops?
Yeah, and he explains that Beth was very pushy on that answer,
getting that answer out of Robert.
OK, so?
But he said it wasn't his responsibility,
and that he just wanted to continue.
And again, we don't know what the question was
Before that led to her saying why didn't you call the cops or something?
But he had said but it's clearly a crime because you call the cops when there's a crime, right?
So I believe there was a crime there was something that
Morgan Roth
Apparently knew because he acknowledges. It's not my responsibility
Something he knew that at that triggered Beth Silverman into saying well, why didn't you call the cops?
So it had to be something
Now, we know that her body was found in his Tesla in a bizarre set of circumstances where
in the spring he made this mysterious trip David did to San Barbara and spent an hour
in the middle of the night and then came back and then came back and keep in mind,
of course, the car was found very close to the home that he had been renting.
It's like there's a warm and hot guy in here.
I think the whole thing one, renting the lease was under the name of the co-man who lives in Morgan Roth's company.
Right, so it's all kind of aligning.
It's all around David, I mean, as they say.
Okay, I mean, they have no information, they're just kind of stalling me. I know what's up.
Yo, yo, yo. Why do they have a fucking ad on their website then?
That's like topless gallery photos.
Like I TMZ I well they just modernize their operation and have some sort of
journalistic decorum you slow down it says it heart gallery topless photos what
the fuck is that about that like what the fuck is going on your website dude
anyway I put them but the product I don't know what it is but I bought it
No listen no listen listen no he's on his jew shit.
Bro it's so bad dude yeah like cooked like you know that video bro that falls out of
you.
Joe bro it's so bad.
That is horrible.
Like listen he was on a call listen he was on a call with Charlie Millios dad for like
two hours.
I swear to God bro like yo holy fuck bro let's not talk about it
alright guys I think it's about the um the guy in the hoodie the guy in the hoodie videos
they watched today is the day that I sing some loud shit
we're tournament with post Malone beat forcing with a sub 15 run and get a mix win on double
rainbow. True. Good luck today, Mr. Cal. True. I'll do well who died in the
accident in Berlin and in Nigeria today, where his co-disposal is close
to ended. Jesus. Conditioning coach, personal trainer.
Probably at the same Christmas and New Year's with just his family. What the heck?
What could happen anyway?
I don't understand it.
Chat, yes, I think people need to study these emojis on Twitter.
Like, what is that?
They looked happy before it happened.
Like, and then it's stupid fucking dumb ass emoji.
show you the streets of Nigeria.
Aluacina.
The fuck I ran in Evertown, step in Nigeria.
A type on the highway really?
Diagram of the impact, interesting.
So when the tab blue and then they, they, they spawned or something.
Like cars, they're dark cars, so they just, it's insane.
Like, don't, don't scroll on that.
They're just slaying back on it.
Get my, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jack Black is a national trail.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I never wore a ring a single day in my entire life. I have never worn a ring one time in
my entire career and ever debunked debunked liven calling me out he was
shit talking me brother brother brother oh my this one yo yo who is that yo who
would they even be yo who would that even be what would even is that oh my
this one no this one's the real one right this is are we serious look at him
He's like enjoying the food.
That's him too.
Look at the chain.
No, that hand is too chatter.
I have nice delicate hands.
Are they making bolognese pasta?
Yo, I have nice.
Cook your world record.
Cook your world record.
Cook your world record.
Who's going to cook, are you?
Did you guys watch the industry of your things?
I didn't watch it.
You know what they did the end of Stranger Things the way that they beat the monster is he comes out as being gay
You know fucking crazy that is bro, Hollywood
I don't know what's gotten you guys to push this little fucking weird-ass like guys. I mean what I just did this in four
Thing like dude. I don't I like genuinely bro. What the fuck was that? I think in season one
He got fucked by them. Oh, yeah, guys. I cannot prove a trap is I have us. I have a theory
They fucked his shit up in at least a season 4 they give him less springtime
his acting sucks he's they just put him he's just gonna how I was this is like
they're like setting him up for failure like either they're setting him up for
something bad to happen or some bad reaction but he like what is it
He's gonna act for shit in season four
Monster I'm just being real like and then they the character in the show and that's what they made him do it
It's just crazy, bro. Like I don't know why the fuck they push it. What's the point of fucking pushing this weird-ass narrative?
How do you beat the most craziest?
Strongest monster by coming out of the closet. It makes no fucking sense. So it is what it is
It's it's it's insane. I understand he's gained real life. That's great fantastic, right?
But you're telling me right now you're the intervention tells everyone that he's gay and that's how he beats the monster
That's fucking crazy. That is the definition of Hollywood boy slob, and yeah
Well, I don't do what I think he's saying, but I had to do shit. I guess I do feel like
It's sort of things a little bit like um
It's not it's not like tiktok edited, but it's really kind of more directed and fitted it for
Or, of course, a younger crowd, right?
But more like low-thridging span.
It's a little bit like, it introduces some aspects
of a current pop culture sometimes in it.
There's nuances, but I don't know.
It's, no matter if I need to be a problem,
but season four is a little bit,
I think it's good.
I don't know.
I don't know about it.
I don't know what this is.
I saw some social media, but I don't know what it means.
All right, let's see.
It has no media literacy.
I do have some.
That was a little bit.
It's the worst episode in the show.
OK, but that will always be the case, though.
That was the biggest.
Let's be honest with you.
Let's be honest.
If there was something else, right,
the episode wouldn't be rated that bad.
Right?
Like, it can chunk a little bit of writing off.
If they didn't ruin the whole episode so badly,
This is just awful, this CGI is abysmal but it's a show, right?
So they have to rush things in surely and they are on another timeline, and um...
Is the monster? That's fucking crazy.
That is the definition of Hollywood Goiselao.
And you guys should be like, damn, from the Jew, right?
What the...
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Um, have you guys seen it all?
Yeah, I mean, I understand if it's seen it's bad and it's off-putting, whatever.
But yes, his involvement in the show overall was diminished by a crazy amount.
I feel like people may be perhaps, um, like, what is this?
Guys, let's do that.
That's some sloppy topy shit.
Yo,
Chad, this isn't a take chat that you're looking for or not going to like.
Yeah.
You're going to take him.
I wish some of these younger actors locked in and really like
Many in their off time order like took more classes got more involved with acting
He said they're acting and not only did not level up. It actually leveled down
Coming this isn't for the drop-off was
Insane the acting went so far down some of these things. I was like what the fuck just happened it like I want the
He gives the bulk of whatever, right?
He goes in and says, dude, you are the art.
You can do this.
And then, Timber depends on the other guy.
And I'm like, what the fuck just happened?
Like, are you good?
Would you like to join them?
I thought it was the other scene where she gets saved again.
I think he's...
His voice starts...
I think the money in the show is also pretty poor.
The only actor that leveled up is acting it throughout the seasons by a long shot.
10 times in a row guys
chat, chat, chat
Chad, welcome to time, why these scenes have actually better results using AI than this
dodgy-sheet SCGI.
I think we're getting somewhat closer to a world where AI, CGI, for stuff like this,
will be better than a CGI I do for TV shows because it's rushed, because it's sometimes
lower budget, right?
And it's just not good enough.
Sorry.
We are getting closer to that moment.
Roll, roll, roll.
I think they really forced the synth wave of retro shit and music choice and some scenes
of suffer from lack of musical support for emotional moments.
You see like so this is J as soon as you Jeff fails it's the 80s does the fuck you mean cup
Yo, I don't hear these 80s the in the 80s. They had instrumentals in the 80s. They had a more
Traditional yes, you can have retro shit. They also had insurance
The the the the the the the guitar sees to exist in the fucking in this time. No, they played no you're you're dumb ass
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I'm not a hater, I get criticism, that's the difference.
Okay, here's a visit taking, here's a visit taking.
This is the one that's right because it really plays off of mystery.
Season two is comparatively pretty bad, but I agree that ending was pretty good, right?
Season three, I don't even know if it's season three.
I'll have to check it together.
I just watched it last weekend,
but I don't even remember watching it.
Season four, under their hand.
This is the point on the end.
They upgraded in their, I said that's them.
I think their editing is better.
I think that the overall construction
and the way that they deliver the narrative
is a lot better.
It's a lot better.
Now the screenplay a lot better.
They upgraded a lot of these ways.
The acting takes a fucking dip down to the trenches.
We are, you know,
it's not like we're going to Mount Everest
down to the fucking trenches,
but like we're on us on the hilltop
and now we're going to the sewers.
Like I don't know what the fuck
is going on with these actors.
Like they just say fuck acting
and they just say, they just vibe, vibe with it.
Bro, bro, it's like chat GPT acting.
Dusty's the only guy without dinner.
What's the, what's the, what's nobody else's problem?
Oh man, fucking vibes man.
I was actually impressed by,
cause I don't even know what's is it.
I think Max is good.
I think Gussie is great.
And I think some of the rest is dog shit, man.
Fuck all of them.
Sorry.
Cops good.
What else?
Wait, 5.4, here's a ticket that you're not gonna like,
you're gonna get some woke.
You're gonna get some woke.
The problem that people have with that,
like the gay thing, right?
They'll say it's, oh no, it's just bad.
I agree, if the whole thing doesn't make sense
and it's shit, for the, it'll lose some points.
It'll all of it when it's clunky and forced.
I get it losing three points is egregious
Mother like you know for a fact that one point often might be valid because it isn't fit
Two extra points are purchased people that are just homophobic. It's not good. I mean, yeah, I mean, you know
You know, you can pretend all you want. I mean, it's fine
But I'm not I'm not in taking that information like it like oh, oh, I'm good at bowl. It is what it is
It's fine like three-point guys. I don't even say 5.4. I don't even know a single TV show that is 5.4
Like that's it's a big small rating it like visit disrupts the flow that bad
And yet maybe it doesn't to that point for sure mugged by one season of it welcome to dairy
Give up to all that was good. Sorry
Game of Thrones was good. People were just mad at oh my god big company
attention. I don't think it was bad. I don't think it was bad. Sorry. I don't
care for the fucking purists of Game of Thrones. I was yes the editing was a
a little bit more modern, maybe it was more dramatic and more ADHD, right?
But it's still delivered on some key points that made the show watch with me.
I didn't mind it.
What are your thoughts on Henry's acting, the human Vecna form?
His acting is okay.
I think it's a little bit,
if you like plus one the emotion a little bit sometimes,
live it too much where it doesn't really fit
the overall scene, maybe a little bit too much,
but I think it's overall pretty good.
I mean, he's not a main character or anything,
you know what I'm saying?
Well, I mean he does because he's a bit demonstrable,
yeah.
Well, he is, but in the other forms, but it doesn't reach us.
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Chat chat. I wish I could show you that in the scene chat
He's the one I'm talking about when when I think Mike is like talking
24 nancy couple in four nine two eleven forty four on the table
Right internet saber or wake up whatever and then
Bolton it goes
dude
you are the art like
The Irish is really good looking at seeing it. It is so bad like
Yo, I actually paused it, I spaced out a lot of it,
I was like, yo, there's no way this is real.
Subject into the...
Search for it.
Chat, is there any one with Emma?
I guess whatever.
It's a kid's show, it doesn't matter.
Oh, what else?
No, no, no. It's when he actually does it. No, no. It's later on when he reminds him that
he's the heart of whatever. Like, this is awful. So, this is awful. Yo. Yo. If we were
going to get mad, acting like the gay reveal or whatever, which I don't give a fuck about,
right? I it's crazy. Okay. Okay. I'm as out is homophobes are
generally brain dead. And here's why there's here's my thing.
Because that was the reveal, but they didn't get it. They didn't
get it. Like, it's clear that that was the game reveal, right?
But they're so brain dead, they didn't notice that others
Oh, new game revealer. What is this look like dude? If you're gonna get mad, that's gonna be getting mad here
This is amazing did you paint this?
Yeah, yeah, I mean I mean I mean L
Asked me to commission that basically I mean she told me what to draw
Anyway, my point is, see how you're leading us here, you're guiding the whole party,
inspiring us.
That's what you do.
And see your coat of arms here?
It's hard.
And I know it's sort of on the nose, but that's what holds this whole party together.
Hard.
Because, I mean, without hard, we'd all fall apart.
Even Elle, especially.
Elle.
These past few months, she's been so...
And I don't want to shit on him on on this guy. This is acting is a little bit clunky as well
I know this not like this like awkward kid
Sometimes he feels like there's like a bubble. It's one guy acting it. Okay
You're good. You're good. I'll do my turn now now the other guy acts
You're good. You're good. And he's like there's it's just not cohesive. It's not a cuisine work at all
Like, does that make sense?
Now it can be a direction issue, I agree.
But like, you know what I mean?
Bro, okay, chat.
Maybe I was wrong.
Let's see.
I don't know if you can hear this one, but if you can't, I want you to know I'm here.
Yeah, how is that not awful?
Don't stop.
Okay, you're the heart.
Okay, remember that.
You're the heart.
Elle?
I don't know if you can hear this, but if you can't hear it.
Like, brother, like this delivery is not, bro,
it's not just like, what the fuck is that?
Brother, you get like 10x this in some improv class or some improv shit at school, like yes
the writing is bad, but the delivery is garbage and it was way before the fucking like anybody
said oh dude you're just hitting on the gay, this is what the gay were doing.
Brother, I said way before, I didn't even know about the gay thing, I didn't even
I didn't watch it yet. I didn't watch it yet. I didn't know about this.
Um...
Yeah, that's better.
That's better. That's better. That's better. That's better. That's better.
Oh, that's...
Oh, my God.
Hi.
I think we'll do two or three of the evolution of Valsiradus.
Give me this?
Give me this.
I'll see you later tonight.
I'll see you later.
Thank you.
You get it.
Bang. I'll go. I'll go.
Remember this
You are the heart. Oh my god. So bad, right so cringe. Yes, so bad. So bad
Yo, yo remember that okay remember you are the heart. Yo yo remember that yeah, remember
Yeah, but then it's like six. Okay
You know me
That's that's what they're doing. Okay. Okay. You'll get the food. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay
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Yeah
We love you so much.
We love you so much.
We've got free flights to Europe.
We love to have you for us to laugh.
Of course, of course, there we go.
Two models of leisure and some through the mountain.
Who do you have a real lovey-dovey son of?
Do y'all get flown out or get fucked?
No, no, no.
Oh, you don't get fucked?
We're just, you know, we're just flying.
We're going for the vibe
We're going for the shit and gig
I feel you
Yeah
So you all did link Hassan when you got there
Yeah
He just bought the ticket
Yeah
We just did the dinner
We just did the scene with us out in public
Yeah
What the hell
Isn't that good for us though
Pretty good
So he flew you guys out
And all you have to do is stand next to him
Yeah
What a fucking
What a fucking
Yes
We were literally living our life in your house
Like Mick and us
You name it
We were there
We were at Frickin Island
Wow Hassan Abi, how could you do that?
Your next one's my cap, uh, just a bit by the delivery of it, but even if it's not cap, I don't give a shit.
Um, okay.
That's amazing!
Yeah, wow, so did you guys still talk to Hassan?
Walk on a walk.
Walk?
We got out of here, fuck!
I
about him you never did.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Yo I just knew. Yes I didn't see it.
Yo what is this?
I didn't see it. It's new right?
This is the one.
Oh.
The only girl in the door is the top of love.
Listen, can't it move?
Say, hey, she's coming my way.
And after she comes my way, the police
will find a dead body located in my car
on Monday, September 8, 2025.
Jesus.
Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check it out.
My foot says.
even though they were joking around with the people who quote-unquote harassed her
and made her shake even though she was sitting in her home.
Versus rappers who can sing beautifully.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
The blood tunnel swank.
Fendi was a little devil thing who was brought to the-
Hello?
Oh, Justin Bieber.
What's up, Biebs?
You don't want a photo or like an autograph?
Nah, I just say what's up.
You're still composed and nonchalant.
Do you want to come on my private jet right now?
Ah, I can't, I'm busy, but it was nice to meet you.
Whoa!
Alright, I think, um...
I mean, true, but the delivery is to be...
to be desired a little bit.
what we said before
i don't get the food check, it's gonna go cold
it's minus 30 on the other side
Okay, then we're going to video
So much in this last time in chat. I guess I can only give it a guy's I'm gonna give it a shot
Since we need to food or we really thought I see coffee deal. She won't you cover it is this is me
Maybe not too many but
It is a shot
That dream and they fill it with their subconscious. I'm gonna go about it
Just so that you can see what all the words are about.
Oh, I know, it's just being an explainer, right?
Oh, I don't like those and the damage.
To the viewer's audio-visual experience of three-dimensional strengths,
film scholar Stephen Prince wrote in a film quarterly paper.
Such images display a nested hierarchy of cues which organize the display of light,
color, texture, movement, and sound in ways that correspond with the viewer's own understanding
of these phenomena in daily life.
Because of this, unreal images may be referentially fictional, but perceptually realistic.
Simply put, according to the concept of perceptual realism, a movie feels real when it triggers
the same mechanisms through which we also construct and navigate our own reality.
In this sense, it's actually kind of like being an inception.
you create the world of the dream. We bring the subject into that dream and they feel that
they're subconscious.
As I was going back to some older movies that I remember feeling highly immersive, that
I remember having this kind of perceptual realism. One thing I noticed was just how
much of the image is often in focus and how frequently they filmed from a distance
to include a lot of the environment around the main subject of the shot. Just look
Look at how much of the background is perfectly readable here, how clearly you can make out
faces and objects in the distance, the textures on the ground, and so on.
Images like these really invoke a sense of place, of three dimensionality.
As the renowned film scholar Noel Carroll also once said in an interview, deep-focused
long-shot compositions like these invite the audience to scan the frame for meaning
in a way that was more analogous to the way we perceive affairs outside of the movie theater.
That is, they were more realistic because they were more like ordinary perceptual experience.
And I thought this was interesting because it really draws attention to the form through which the audience engages with an image
instead of merely focusing on the content they observe within it.
This for one largely circumvents the age-old discussion of digital versus film photography
in which the ladder is generally seen as the more realistic medium.
Yeah, I'll see the video just because I don't like the delivery.
But I think it's a good video.
Well, on the chat, can we pretend we're watching Fawcyn?
Can you type in post-means like it's Fawcyn's stream?
Pretend it's Fawcyn's cam instead of XQC's.
Yes, chat.
That's single.
Pretend it's Fawcyn.
Cinema.
Jack, this is what I want you to sit him up.
Holy.
They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true potential, but that's when we're awake
and we're asleep.
Our money can do all this to anything.
I imagine you're designing a build or I can consciously create a jazz band, but sometimes it feels like it's almost creating itself if you know what I mean.
Okay, like I'm discovering genuine inspiration, right?
Now in a dream, our mind continuously does this.
We create and perceive our world simultaneously.
Our mind does this simultaneously.
Hold on, let it go, then.
That allows us to get the right amount of that process.
How?
How?
By taking over the creating part.
Now this is where I need to do it.
You create the world of the dream.
You bring the subject into that dream.
And they feel that they're subconscious.
How could I ever acquire enough detail
to make them think that it's reality?
My dreams, they feel real while we're in them, right?
It's only when we wake up that we realize something
is actually strange.
Let me ask you a question.
You never really remember the beginning of it during the...
It's real!
...all of us wind up right in the middle of what's going on.
I guess, yeah.
So how did we end up here?
Well, we just came from the...
Think about it, Ariadne. How did you get here?
Where are you right now?
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Let's get him.
What do you think this looks bad?
Wait, what?
What do you think this looks bad?
This is not going to go!
It looks fantastic!
Can I have a little bit of armor?
You're just wrong. It's the motion. It's all quieted.
It's never just a green visit.
The face full of blasters like that.
What's that?
It feels real.
It's why the military developed,
between sharing the training program
for soldiers to shoot,
stab, and strangle each other.
I like its decors.
You know what I'm talking about like movies that have this bullshit like it's always nice and polished dude it dude it
Nolan like finds a good hybrid of things look good, but they don't look perfect
It's a guy scoff you can just get to this room. It just looks nice, right, but it doesn't look perfect
Find that balance is something that I feel like
Do that make me win a shit or dog shatty days three years off to the gaming
the reactor, the streamer of the decade. Here's to many more Blue Heart Emergenie.
Classic.
I think this is really cool. I think it's a Venetian actor.
I don't know, there's a movie today about some kid being like the one not affected
by something whatever buying skype for too much on may 10th 2011 microsoft no no no no
um dude i don't i don't remember it's a little bit like last of us i think that's
This is probably inspired by it surely right?
Over here, over here.
I'm in the thick of fear everybody knows They know me where it snows, I sneak in and they
close I don't know no knife, I know my sons just call home
For a son of Billy, soft or soft
Um, is it Children of Men?
Uh, I don't know Yeah, I think so
Yeah, that, that, did people like this movie?
Oh, it's people who love it actually
I enjoyed it a lot. I think it was really good.
I mean, 7.9 is not bad at all.
I think it's a good movie.
I watched it a lot.
Oh, anyway.
It's an arrival. I don't know.
Maybe I have it. I don't know.
Can I get anything to do with it?
Guys, I want a cool react-
Oh, I want an agent to take it.
Maybe I'm in trouble.
I
Just one video
I was not
Yeah, it's the end whatever the worst business deal is actually good video is that you got it?
PayPal does not what you're seeing this video a few hours ago PayPal
Guys, what is it? What is it?
Wait, I have a real penance
I'll give it a chance. I'll give it a chance buying Skype for too much on May 10th, 2011
Microsoft led by CEO Steve Ballmer announced it was buying Skype for eight point five billion dollars the largest
acquisition. That's that's the worst buy ever said Skype would
transform communication across Windows, Xbox and mobile. But
the numbers were already shaky. Skype had only 170 million
active users and was losing money every quarter. Microsoft
rushed to integrate it code clashed, servers lagged, calls
dropped. Meanwhile, Apple rolled out FaceTime. Google pushed
Hangouts. What's app exploded? Suddenly Skype shiny blue logo
looked very old, very fast. Inside Microsoft team doesn't
doesn't Skype get all gamers use type of every subscriber
People swap the other
Boys things hang out so that maybe maybe for a bigger company to learn but a big portion
I think was like blood you need
It's quietly grew in the background offering features Skype couldn't match by
2017
Skype for business by 2021 consumer Skype was fading from relevance entirely Microsoft had paid
8.5 billion dollars for a service it would later replace with its own product.
Fox gives Star Wars rights away on April 13th 1976 20th century Fox sat down
with George Lucas to renegotiate his pay for a strange sci-fi movie the studio
barely understood.
Lucas agreed to take Jack. It's kind of so bad. If you had Skype you would get DDoS if you put if you were one of any big community
at a high rating of any any any game you had Skype because you can you ask them yes, you have to talk to teammates, right?
You would get your IP would get fucking attacked
Adversal every so often bro, bro
You you could legitimately not play world warcraft actually at a high rating because you would get DDoS
every fucking high lobby with a bunch of fucking cup lords.
It was unbelievable.
It's a smaller director's salary.
In return, he asked for merchandising and sequel rights.
Rights Fox considered almost worthless.
Executives shrugged and signed.
The movie was released on May 25th, 1977.
The world changed overnight.
Kids begged for toys Fox didn't control.
Action figures sold out nationwide.
By 1978, merchandise alone had earned over $100 million.
Then came the sequels.
The Empire strikes back and return of the Jedi.
Then the prequels, the Phantom Menace,
Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith.
Billions poured into Lucas's empire.
Wright's Fox had traded away for pocket change.
Funny how the studio that doubted Space Wizards
ended up giving away the entire galaxy.
HP buys autonomy disastrously.
On August 18th, 2011, HP announced it was buying
autonomy for $11.1 billion.
Look at that price so high that analysts blinked twice.
CEO Leo Apathecker insisted it would reinvent HP,
turning a printer and PC giant into a sleek software powerhouse.
Wall Street wasn't convinced.
HP stock dropped 20% the next day.
Like a printer jam, no one could put out.
Which the deal closed, the alarm bells got louder.
Internal reviews found rev-
HP computers are bricks.
Bricks.
Are we good?
Auditors flagged irregularities.
A year later, HP took an $8.8 billion write down,
erasing nearly the whole purchase.
Executives pointed fingers.
Autonomy's team denied everything.
Shareholders stared at the bill,
wondering how a blue chip company tripped this hard.
HP wanted a transformation.
Instead, it got one of the most expensive
oops moments in corporate history.
Atari loses the Nintendo deal.
On June 1st, 1983, Atari executives met with Nintendo
to finalize a US distribution deal for the Famicom,
soon to be the Nintendo Entertainment System.
Atari was still the giant of gaming,
pulling in over $1 billion in annual revenue.
Nintendo was rising fast,
but needed a powerful American partner.
The agreement was nearly locked.
Atari would distribute the console
and both companies would share profits.
Then a fight broke out over Donkey Kong.
Atari accused Coleco of showing the game
on its Atom computer,
believing Nintendo had double licensed it.
Nintendo argued the contract allowed it.
Confusion turned into frustration.
Frustration turned into silence.
By late 1983, the deal collapsed
as the video game crash hit Atari hard.
Nintendo moved forward alone,
launching the NES in 1985
and selling over 60 million-
Yo.
This console, cinema-
and selling over 60 million years worldwide.
Atari watched the future unfold on a console it almost owned.
Google buys Motorola, then dumps it.
On August 15, 2011, Google announced it was buying Motorola mobility for $12.5 billion,
calling it a bold move to protect Android with a massive new patent platform.
Barry Bage said the deal would supercharge Google's hardware ambitions,
but the numbers soured quickly.
Motorola was losing over $1 billion a year.
year. Its phones lagged behind Samsung and Apple and its market share kept shrinking. Google
tried rebooting the lineup with the Moto X and Moto G, but margins stayed down and competition
moved faster. Inside Google, tensions grew as the hardware division clashed with the
Android team.
and more lower for corpse, I corporate, like you said,
and just other non-traditional usage of comps
is they still do really good, no?
Like radios and shit and whatever,
like people use that, no?
By January 29th, 2014,
Google sold Motorola to Lenovo for $2.9 billion,
keeping only the patents.
More than $9 billion had evaporated.
Oh.
A purchase meant to protect Android
ended up proving Google didn't need a phone company,
just better math.
Selling the Beatles music rights by accident
On March 27, 1969, the Beatles learned that their music publisher, Northern Songs, was being
put up for sale, without their control and without their full knowledge.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney each owned about 15% of the company.
They tried to buy it back, but media tycoon Lou Grade and his company, ATV, moved faster.
On May 21, 1969, ATV won the auction for Ā£1.5 million, gaining control of most of
the Beatles' song catalogue.
The band lost the rights to Hey Jude, Yesterday, All You Need Is Love, and hundreds more.
Years passed. In 1985, ATV put the catalogue up for sale again.
A young Michael Jackson bought it for $47.5 million, outbidding Paul McCartney, who would once advise Jackson to invest in publishing.
Jackson later merged the rights into Sony, creating a catalogue worth hundreds of millions.
The greatest band in history ended up paying royalties to everyone, except themselves.
What?
NBC sells its Hulu steak. On March 4th?
Wait, they what?
To everyone, except them hundreds of millions.
The greatest band in history ended up paying royalties to everyone, except themselves.
NBC sells its Hulu stake.
On March 4th, 2019, NBCUniversal quietly agreed to hand Disney full operational control of
Hulu, even though NBC still owned 33% of the platform.
The move seemed harmless.
NBC would keep it's share and sell it later.
But Disney moved fast.
Just two months later, on May 14th, 2019, NBC signed a put-call agreement allowing
Disney to buy that 33% stake for a minimum value of $5.8 billion, no matter how big streaming
became.
Then the streaming boom hit, Hulu passed 48 million subscribers, ad revenue rose, streaming
libraries became the new real estate of Hollywood.
Meanwhile, NBC launched its own service, Peacock, and began pulling shows off Hulu.
Shrinking the very platform, it would later have to value for Disney's payout.
In November 2023, Disney bought NBC's entire stake for $8.6 billion, giving NBC
a check, and Disney a monopoly on Hulu's future, NBC thought it was offloading a side project.
Instead, it funded Disney's streaming empire and paid rent on the road it did.
Yahoo buys broadcast.com for 5.7 billion dollars.
On April 1st, 1999, Yahoo announced it was buying broadcast.com for 5.7 billion dollars,
one of the largest deals of the dot-com boom.
CEO Tim Kugel promised it would make Yahoo the future of online video.
At the time, broadcast.com had 570,000 weekly users, a huge number for the early internet.
It streamed sports games, radio stations, and the occasional grainy video clip.
Just enough to look like tomorrow.
But tomorrow arrived slowly.
users still had dial up. Streaming a single video could take minutes, not seconds. Bandwidth
costs ballooned. Contact partners demanded more money. Inside Yahoo integration as well and
the platform began to fade. By 2002, broadcast.com, Once Worth Billions, was quietly shut down.
Mark Cuban, who co-founded the company, walked away a billionaire. Yahoo walked away with
a very expensive lesson. Turns out the only thing that streamed perfectly
He sold garbage. Wait, he sold garbage knowing he was garbage.
1999 was Yahoo's money. Xerox ignores the personal computer.
On December 9, 1979, Xerox invited a young Steve Jobs to tour its Palo Alto Research Center,
offering him a look in exchange for early access to Apple stock.
Inside, Jobs saw the future, a graphical interface, a mouse and a desktop screen that ordinary people could use.
Xerox scientists had built it years earlier. Executives barely noticed.
They focused on copiers, not computers. Jobs did the opposite.
He brought the ideas back to Apple and began shaping the lease in the Macintosh.
When Xerox finally tried entering the PC market, it spent over $20 million developing machines no
one wanted. Meanwhile, Apple and Microsoft turned Xerox's forgotten invi-
Gen- Gen- Elizabeth, I said you were re- you were revert time and- and half what did that-
one of the top employees over there, right? One of the lead people say,
oh you're le- le- let's look at our computers or whatever. Probably wouldn't even have done it, so that's- I mean-
Benchions into billion-dollar empires, a company that invented the window and ended up watching
everyone else's wine.
Disney gives Oswald away.
On March 4, 1928, Walt Disney arrived in New York, expecting to renew his contract for
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, the character carrying his young studio.
Instead, distributor Charles Mince told him Universal owned Oswald completely, and would
cut Disney's pay from $2,250 per cartoon to $1,800.
Disney refused.
Mince revealed he had already hired most of Disney's animators away.
Walt walked out with nothing.
No character, no staff, no rights.
On the train ride home, frustrated and nearly broke, he sketched a new character with round
ears and a brighter grin.
On November 18th, 1928, Mickey Mouse debuted in Steamboat Willie and became a global sensation.
Oswald stayed at Universal.
Mickey built an empire.
Disney lost a rabbit, but made the mouse worth billions.
Wait!
He became a global sensation.
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my brother
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is also a rabbit
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every so often there's a p
and that was his already know
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much
you hundred megapixel primary camera in the middle
and the 10 megatixel 3A
I can buy those at a tri-fold and shit
with, you know, a single colored LED flash
embedded in the ceramic glass
fiber reinforced
that happens to be very scratchable
I think this is a porn video actually
you know what, I don't mind it
and the zigzag texture kind of reminds me of
her panel, so I hope Samsung
brings this panel material
more into their mainstream lineup
the front screen is a 120 Hz
6.5 inch 1080p
You're not bad actually!
When you play a scene with friends again soon,
or maybe so long,
it was so fun,
it might be a breath of fresh air from when you get tired.
Oh boy yeah!
Life, thank you, jail.
Yeah but you have one small rock in your pocket that's getting there.
It's very small, like they get wedged,
and then you open the phone, you unfold it,
and then you go...
I
Love up against the soft inner screen definitely not a problem or anything
I just think it's really cool how Samsung put this all together the inner 10 inch screen is the same 120 Hertz
Oh, then but it is only
1,600 nits
Then just a second sprinkling a bit more dust on the titanium into the truck. Oh, do that. Oh
I think it's rather generous of Samsung to give them
Let's do that!
King with just the pressure of my fingers right there near that and three point
nine millimeters is not a lot by the time you're done milling out the internals
for the battery and hardware you're left with about the same wall thickness as a
pop can and that ain't all too strong I have a feeling that the insides of the
trifold are about to be on its outsides with a single bend in the
wrong direction the trifold becomes the first Samsung ever to kick the
bucket during my bend test.
Wow, that's fantastic.
That panel is not adding any additional structural support.
They try so hard to make this phone thin and whatever, dude.
But I don't think that people that buy this type of phone
care that much about how thin it is.
Like, the target market is completely different.
Like, if you want to have a big thing like that,
right, instead of having a tablet.
No, this is a tablet.
You treat that, you treat it like a tablet.
If it's always bigger in your pocket,
you know that the point is to be a tablet.
That's it.
No structural support, and the antenna lines.
Let's just get a phone on it.
Our aluminum frame, the phone, just buckles.
But at least now we'll be able to see the insides.
Because I have one of these, like hinges.
I use it as a tablet.
Of course, Samsung's got patented black magic
all up in those bad boys,
but the frame is so impossibly thin
it just can't handle any level of abuse.
Definitely don't sit on it while it's open,
Which is really the key here.
If you're gonna treat the tripod nicely,
it's probably the coolest phone on the planet.
Yeah, see, exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
I've said it.
If you're loose and carefree with your hardware,
this probably isn't the phone for you.
And speaking of getting a phone just for you,
I do know of an extra Samsung tripod
that's being given away.
And on camera side of the phone,
you can see how flimsy and structurally unhelpful
these fiber-reinforced panels are.
Jesus Christ.
And so far, we do see batteries
at least two of the three phone sections. This teardown is going to be interesting.
The 12 megapixel ultra-wide on top does not have any optical...
Yeah, it's a tad bold, yeah.
The main 200 megapixel camera in the middle does, though,
along with the 10 megapixel 3x telephoto zoom. It also has a way of...
The 15 watt wireless charging pad sits below the camera units.
I'm surprised the copper coils made the cut after slimming down so much.
I'm glad, because the copper coils always...
Very interesting.
Sure, mine? I can't all have an 8th upstairs somewhere.
What?!
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, I don't remember anything for that all!
I don't remember this at all, I don't remember, I didn't Skype on my computer ever.
That's where you guys go.
Hey, we're jet. One more video.
Why is this a sneak look?
Let's go.
What's that?
What numbers?
That's cool.
Yeah, so that's something I think it's also a thing.
Oh, no.
Wait.
What was that?
Yeah
And third time this
Thank you
Yeah
42 months in the jungle
Okay brother, okay
Yeah, he loves me for the guinea. He's in my family to help somebody I just I get the fuck out of here. What buddy?
I was like, okay, okay
Are we getting here?
Yeah, this is you speaking
I
Was that because you do calisthenics, but if we race you lose it, you know that right?
Are you looking to play with posty please don't
Bodyweight stuff, oh, okay now I get it
So what like push-ups set up pull up like
Anything yeah, I love you James. Oh, no
Oh, yeah, I'll add him.
No, no, no, no, he's always getting banished because I'm playing with the...
I wasn't wanting to get him, so I must have had to add him back.
What was that?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Bollin' Arrow?
I can do it, I can do it, but I'm gonna fight for the liberty for the team boys.
Jett there's actually a good streamer. Jett it was the night and that game kinda sucks
Right, but I don't know what it is, but I actually enjoyed it.
No!
Woo!
Woo!
I'm done.
I'm done.
I have a pigeon, I have a pigeon!
Woo!
Woo!
They have made it, what, oh, which one?
Woo!
now y'all whip it over here
we got a red coffee to jump here right now
we got a red?
you just nice
nah they whip it down
these are super cars and they go look
some of these are pretty good
yeah
we got a red 11
some super red
we got a red coffee to jump here right now
we got a red?
oh shit
I'm bugging on the um, they look too similar man, come on.
Oh my god, they got my new thing, they got my new thing in his ass, they got my new thing
in his ass.
Holy shit.
Oh my, my new thing is fucking stuck.
That shit stuck.
That's it.
We're done with that.
Oh, fucking no.
Uh, alright.
Yeah, but why exactly is that so awesome?
Exactly, that's why I said...
Okay, okay.
So that was a dark upsend, shall we?
Um, don't give a s
She may be, hold on
Wow
He was a bad game
Guys, I have met Hasan multiple times
He comes into our store
Wow
And he's not very nice to me
Yeah, nice to me
Hey, Mr. Cowdy, can you see?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is he like busy?
Like, like, is he, is he, is he busy?
I don't know.
He, he, maybe he like looks at me.
Maybe he's looking somewhere.
But do you know who was really, really nice to me?
Me!
I'm a nice guy.
So nice to me.
I forgot his name.
He was Frankenstein.
What?
He was in Priscilla.
He was Elvis.
Yeah.
He was in Euphoria.
He was the mean guy in Euphoria.
He's an actor?
Yes, the actor.
is squarely in the crosshairs of the person who is going to be prosecuting the case.
Our name is Beth Silberman.
I'm going to see his car.
You guys took like that.
Oh my God!
it is squarely in the crosshairs of the person who's going to be prosecuting the case. Her
name is Beth Silberman. She is...
Oh my God!
You know, we... there's a lawyer in town named Marty Singer. We always call him the legal
pit bull. She...
Oh!
There's someone right outside behind us.
I'm not I'm willing to explain it you know what I am not going to explain it I think yes
aren't you far I think I think I'm gonna go home and think on it you know I don't
think Mercedes is I don't think Mercedes is like the what I exactly want
because I'm thinking about Porsche as well and stuff so yeah what's your name
though so I know who to come to when I come back Trent chat I'll remember that
Trent chat I'm not window shopping but okay y'all want me to just y'all okay
chat yeah yeah a vehicle is a big investment of money it's a lot of
fucking money and these cars are worth sometimes in the hundred thousand dollars
right how would you get annoyed so things test driving your shit and not
buying it buddy it might just not be what they want it's a huge matter of
vision it's almost like a house decision you think you're gonna oh I'm so mad
that he looked at my house twice that's fucking insane like if you're
uncomfortable that just have the test drive be like fucking 10 seconds or
like that. Why do you need to test drive it? Like, I get it, I get it, but the personal
experience in the car, you can, you can, you can do it on this automatic.
I want, I want me to just get the fucking car that, that I just first.
It was two hours? Okay. Now I'm actually mad. Not actually mad. It was two hours.
Now I'm mad because if you buy a car, how many times has my car been driven by people?
That's, I don't like that. Yo, yo, call me picky, I don't give a shit. I don't,
I don't like that there's 20, 30, 50 people
in the car and jumping around.
Man, that's just weird.
Let's look at, second look at, third look at, like no bro.
It's like getting an apartment.
You don't get the third,
like you don't just get the first apartment you look at
or you don't get the, it's like an apartment
and they show you like three units.
Like what the fuck, are y'all crazy?
Nobody's mad, bro.
I'm not going to just buy a car just because my chat saying buy a car.
Are you crazy?
Especially if you don't know exactly.
Well, I mean, true also, right?
But you must be pretty close to what you think you want, whatever, right?
If you test drive it.
If you test drive a car, it means that you like everything else about it.
to look the color, the model, the sitting experience,
and then you have to just see how it drives it.
Like, you must be almost close to buying the car
if you test drive it.
Like, test driving a car just because you, oh,
this looks kinda nice if you test drive it.
That's the whole different volume.
That's what I say.
What is this video?
I don't even know what this,
Let me see if I can pull this up that that now it's so undeniably him view box. It is it's so undeniable
Or follow botting not him, but then they can follow along you just really
Yeah, as many golders talk more times about me on his broadcast every single fucking day
Are you fucking kidding me guys? That's all the tapes. This is only for the last two weeks
trailers
two hours
oh anyway
are upset
it's because what you think is extremism is actually not
not only is it not extreme
but this is the viewpoint that I think the majority of people have
I think the majority of Americans are fucking tired
we are sick and fucking tired
of a weaponized
brutal justice
that is used to insulate bad actors
fraud, treason
and other types of seditious unwaffle behavior
that is totally fucking unacceptable
this
I agree that people are mad about that
but it's because of the false reality
reality that people like you are complicit in throwing it up against them
right I'm guessing he's watching that or just watch that video but it was the
Department of Justice the Biden DOJ the Merrick Garland Biden DOJ that prosecuted
the feeding our future we're feeding our families whatever the fuck that all those
small people that were involved in the fraud were prosecuted by this is
insane had no problem with me saying this exact same thing yeah I mean
Oh
Yeah, I've never done that everybody knows about my chest skills. I mean it what kind of move was that?
Dude that
Whoa, wait
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness, right? Oh, it is right here then. Oh, oh, I get it.
He moves the night to the right to do that. And then it's the roof. Whoa. Wait. Okay.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh no, I get it. Yeah, I get it.
Gary, he would have gotten into the daycare. He clearly wasn't trying.
Chowchow, what's up with his daycare shit? It's all over my Twitter and I hate it.
Everyone's gonna pull this community note of it.
So why is he in a Nissan? I thought he had like super cars or whatnot
Did he get reposed like a day's late? Oh, it's fraud
Oh, it's Lacey's car
By that just they make it the government very interesting
Watch this
Do a lot of chess yours these days. I mean
It's definitely something to throw in sort of kitchen sink at him
No, this is the hey, this is blitz. I would get nervous here about where to put the pieces
Queen on so many possible squares and goes to be six, but now
That was I'll translate that that means Magnus lost on time among us wrongs chess frogs
Queen to b6 played.
Guys, I think Magnus has always been a brother fresh air in the world of chess overall.
Like I like his little antics whatever, I like his little antics, I think he's cool.
I think he's a cool guy.
Queen on so many possible squares and goes to b6 but now pawns.
Jesus!
Dude, dude, look at this guy.
B6 but now pawns are blocking it.
Yo, look at, holy shit, this guy.
Oh, swear to God.
That's the last game that everybody gets swung at.
That's insane.
That means Magnus locked on time.
He could not get that move off.
Queen to B6 played.
Anyway.
Yo, what is this, by the way?
Oh, oh, oh, this one's front request?
Oh yeah, I got you, sorry.
Oh no, oh no, I forgot about that.
I feel bad.
I added my mail.
Should we get on this order?
I added it on this order.
Oh, you owe me.
Oh, you owe me on this order.
Sub I'm trying to be awkward sub guys ready to play
I'm just amazing. I'll just wait what we call you pulls up
Yo
No guys, I guess it I'm nervous looking
sup
No, what's up? No?
I'll say so that's fine
guys what's up it's gonna done
okay um
this is about human driven uh human benchmark shall we
we guys what do we believe in say
we're seeing if i didn't rewind to the very very beginning
I think they can reach when you smoke or is it like you can you know it ramps up
And y'all already smoking weed and you get a stiff looking weed
Okay
You know usually he's driving and I'm in a passenger but just for the video game I can drive
and he can jump in there.
That's good.
Okay, nothing to say.
I need to find all the way up.
This is why I don't drive.
Here we go.
You ever smoke anything?
Oh, nah.
Never nothing.
I did. I've tried before.
Come on, we're not your teachers. You don't have to lie to us.
No, no, no, no. You know, she is one of them, but this is...
You know.
Now, in China, guys, if you had to be there, you had to experience it then.
That was a great streamer. That was a great streamer.
The live camera is at the...
I don't know, I just changed video.
Yeah, I'll just find the form.
Oh, the onion.
So.
But I'll just be.
Could you tell me how rare my full team signed season one SF shock Jersey is?
experience sitting in my closet for years. There is more info in the description of the
photos. Link, thanks for your time. XQCL.
Good. Oh yeah, okay. Well, I guess, I guess I knew the song.
Oh, years ago. So I see my last play that says March 9th, 2020 is last
Okay, all right
A lot of change I'm sure
When's the last time we played was this oh shit, I got the main airbags, let's fucking go
Last the last time you played it was pubg, right for sure
I actually remember I vividly remember the last time
I'm just gonna get no ready. Well, hey, what do I call you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise, I, yeah.
Yeah, nobody, nobody calls me that.
Well, it's nice to meet you. Thanks for jumping out.
Oh, I actually put it in here. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well it's nice to meet you, thanks for jumping on.
Can I play this game?
I actually play a lot of it.
Let's look and go.
OK, OK, I'm good at it.
I'm like decent, right?
But I want a few lobbies.
I want a few lobbies.
I can cook.
Also, wait, really?
No, I mean, I'm all right.
I don't think I'm better.
Well, let's see what we got here.
How's any play effects you can cook?
I can't play Apex any more though, I can't play Apex any more though, everybody's too damn sweaty these days.
How do I turn you up, X? Let's see, turn you up.
I'll accept and invite.
What would I go to? Is there anything to invite?
Alright, I'll invite both of you. I'll invite you.
Yeah, so if I'm distracted, I just gotta do like a stream thing, I think we're gonna
like a stream together thing and have to accept it and I don't know where.
Oh yes sir.
This is so, I'm terrible at streams like the whole UI, everything makes no sense to me,
but are you streaming right now?
Yeah, yeah, and we're doing like a stream together thing and I have to accept it and
I don't know where to go and I don't want to run into you about like tech stuff.
I should know this.
Just do the same.
you accept my friend request I think so I think I just sent you in but I'm
sassy poppy sassy poppy I'm sassy poppy. I like that.
Come on man it's too easy all right change some more settings. They sent me I think
a guest star which is totally different it's not a stream together. Did you get that
I'll start it up right now, let's see if they can see me, can y'all see me gamers?
Lobby's fuller invitations expire, try to invite me again.
What region are you in?
West.
It does for this one. Okay, let me chime in about you after this. Thanks. What up gamers?
So I said yeah, damn bullies. Oh, it says it might fail again. I don't know why it keeps failing
What I want is like a try hard load out because I don't think I cannot load ahead you right?
I'll take I'll take a crazy load out and I'll try like I'll take the most in
Dolch pistol. What's up gamers? Look at all these fucking gamers in the chat. What's up gamers?
I haven't streamed forever
You should you shouldn't do it. I was the last time I don't know. I can't even remember
It was it we played hunt. I don't it was last year some well now this year sometime
So what?
Wait
I played that for like
I'm just kidding
How was it?
It's gone
Okay, X make sure make sure you're on east not west. Oh, oh, yeah, I remember last time I played again
I was a super hopping so I don't I wouldn't get signed to think
okay
to go to
So maybe somewhere right
What's your what's your Steve?
Well I have you. Don't worry you can do the math right now, it's all good.
In the discord. Wait how'd you make your name glow in the
discord? Oh yeah dude, you gotta keep it a secret though.
I will, I will keep my chat so I can give away the juice.
It's when you play on your profile, you have to go and
and to customize whatever, and I think if you have a little option there.
I think I'm not sure. Yeah, I got you.
What's up gamers? I just want to say hello everybody. What up Ashley?
Let me... Can you wave your shoulder? Oh, oh, oh, I forgot. Where do you change sugar?
setting the game I think.
Are you on east?
Yeah. Okay, I am really on east as well.
I'm sure I can join you now, Shirley.
Yeah, you'll have to invite me manually.
I got candies up in this to my...
What kind of candies are you on?
What kind of?
I got great redbind Pealers and some Korean barbecue seaweed up in this
I don't know if you're online or I don't have you as a friend by the way
I have you as a fan I see online let me I'll like to go in it out of it out of
invisible let me go online you probably should be now Korean barbecue Pealers
what is that no not Korean barbecue Pealers you don't want that Korean
barbecue seaweed even if they're willing out of control all right I try
I'm gonna put my CV to the mic that doesn't work.
And what do you do with CV? Do you just chew on it? You eat it? Like, do you...
He's eaten it, man. He never had CV before.
It's just, it's just, I'm picky eater.
It's too much of a SpongeBob snack. I feel like that's what Plankton Jesus Christ would eat.
How do I eat it in the game?
What up? Greetings to Sydney?
Chad give me a trial go out please
Is there a preset loadout so I can get
Yeah, but I asked the sender here. Just like other business. All right, can y'all see my stream. Oh
Yeah, I don't know if that even works. I this is what I take out every time
So I got access flare pistols concertina mines first aid kit you got a half
Regents shot
Stamina shot, Tina bomb and an ammo box, but y'all can take whatever you want and then I'll help you with the perks if y'all want to
Be the perks. No, the only way is say congratulations
Oh, I
You can save that load out if you hit X whenever you make it you can save it
Okay. Yes, I was a while because um, I can't know a way around the loadouts, but
But yeah, I just gotta get back into it, you know?
I'm not, I'm not turning for it.
Can we do a free loadout to like get our bearings?
How much pressure?
You could like just, close, you could just carry us
and we just do a nice little free one, is that possible?
No, no, no, no, get a good one.
I think.
Okay, all right, okay.
How much money you got?
15, okay.
Oh yeah, dude, fucking...
Shut the fuck up, please.
Take a Mosin and a Dolch pistol.
We're gonna shit on these kids today.
This is no problem at all.
True true true
Yeah, I'll put it up. Give me some LR spark. What was that? This is LR spark
You like to see you
Oh, this thing's hot too on my tears.
Not me.
It's hot.
And then for perks, you want to...
for traits, you want to take Necro...
or I take Necro, if you want more money,
you take Vulture and Resilience and Magpire and the shit, dude.
Oh, man, that's bigger one. They're pushing.
push. Come on boy that's just the beginning of them I got a couple brisky standing by that's good
ready to rock oh wait you're loaded in there I need to lock in I need to get um what man gunner
he's in Mosin right? Mosin yes sir and then for the pistol you can take a Dolch
Oh
Dolch, so there's so many perks in this game now
Wow
Off the off the top of your dome. Just hit me with some good with some good ones. Just
Whatever whatever you got it you gotta take I move that okay
I got take Necro sure and then you got I take resilience so whenever you get
rest
have all your health back
good all considering straight requirements
okay there's nothing hanging are you like waiting on us or are we gonna oh
Oh, no, we're good. We're just fucking around. I'm just kind of
Oh, we're chilling then. Okay, that's why I was kind of like rushing into myself. We're good.
Oh, you're all right. No rush at all, man. Yeah, we're just hanging out. I'm looking at chat.
Silent killer's good. I grab a silent killer.
Oh, too easy. All right.
I got an iron eye as well. I think that one might be nice.
Are you using the scope?
Uh, chat help.
No.
If you don't use the scope, it won't do much.
Go to Hunter's.
And that do what?
All right.
I can't wait to see your crack heads at this at your shots, dude. Your shots are crazy, but I'm ready
Oh, double on a help no
Requirements up Daniela from Wisconsin
Magic to gather
I'm so sorry
still doing renovations at the house and not much has changed in this base this
dungeon that I'm living in, well not living out of the game.
So do I need to buy money?
And these hunters, are they different or are they just visuals?
They're just skins.
I obviously have the instruments skin in the game.
Right.
Right.
You're looking good.
Hey, which one is, who's got the cool poncho guy?
Well, there's both of them.
more. No, that's excellent. I have a little just defaulted me a little. Damn, your character
looks sick. He's handsome. Look at the handsome motherfucker.
Why is that you? That's me. Come on.
Very handsome. Very handsome. Very handsome.
I mean, I guess I'm ready. I'm ready to play.
I'm ready to play. I'm ready to play. Missing item.
Wait. Oh. Oh, y'all didn't get any. How do I see this? Oh, y'all know. There
Yeah, they say too bad here. I like this
You might want to take a who Lilith might want to take
Regent shop, but it's alright. It's alright
We'll just do one we'll do it. The load I saved anyway, so I'll just add it next time
Okay, I want to put a big burden on you, but just just this game. Can you kind of like um?
Like give me commands like like some comms like do this do that like
Don't worry, I'll be high GFO, let's don't worry about it.
Yeah, yeah, you need something you have to ask.
Otherwise, I don't know, I won't do it.
Are you guys stats?
X.
Yeah, who's this?
What's up with those stats?
So, you're on that channel all night one day,
and you play for like hours.
My little sister was playing.
Yeah.
My kitty's at a lot higher.
Well, I know, mine was like a 1-2 until they took a CIS out of it,
of it. Now it's an 8.7 I suck.
Apparently mine's 2.3 so. Yeah whatever. Five years ago it does not count.
My audio is really low. Would y'all know how to turn up my
audio? What button I would hit on OBS?
Uh, if your audio is low or high or your own audio?
Uh, mine. Oh wait, y'all might be higher too.
Okay um you would have to go to uh click on the Windows button.
Right click on the sound like on the bottom right open volume mixer and then
Yeah
My sensitivity is way too high. Yes, I'm
that sensitivity controls and y'all try hold down right click and then throw
these axes instead of actually meleeing with them because the melee sound is
super loud in this game and this is super sound bassist game so yep and if
you see a dude that's on fire don't shoot him just hit him with the bug
Oh
How how do you live with the butt?
You just whatever you're melee
I'm still in I'm still in spawn
Oh, yeah
I got lucky, I found some healing over here, yes.
I had to, I had to, I had to, where, where, what about it?
Where did you see?
Um, there was a monster up here, he said he'd meet me so I just locked up him.
Oh, don't let him meet you.
Yes, she does better.
They didn't leave.
Uh, that made all the noise though, right?
Yes, sir.
I haven't seen the first clue yet.
I'll follow you.
I, I got first clue, I'm just going to just meet him.
scared the birds
I got Molly I think by the room
This is awesome, this is gonna be a shoot shot and I love it. Yeah
This for just for a couple games for a couple games. Yeah, just throw your axes out and then you can run at them
Someone's already vanishing. Yeah
People are really quick, but I like like yeah, he's so locked in from the get-go like max the movement and whatnot. It's gonna center
But I think I think if you splatter in place, I think it might be better. You can have a little advantage, no?
Did y'all kill that big dude?
Just just just throw your axes or knives at him and then just go and pull him out with that
Fuck how did I with that? Oh
You get trades from this
What's the worst he's doing here?
Hey, who killed him?
I'm making the most noise.
Yeah, I know, we're the loudest. It doesn't matter, cause y'all are fucking absolute maniacs.
Wait, did you kill the horse?
Let's go get that bounty. Yes, sir, I killed him.
Alright.
Let's go...my hands are so damn cold. How cold is he where y'all are at?
Oh, really cold. But I got my heat turned up way up. It's like minus 30 over here.
Minus 30 degrees?
Yeah, I mean it's like minus 20 over here. No?
Chow, how close are you?
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Why not rock, why not rock?
Oh, right here.
Hand on the right, hand on the right.
I hit him once.
What's that?
Nice hit, nice hit, nice hit.
This dude's still down over here.
Oh, he ran behind this little mound over here.
Emo, god damn it, okay.
I think I crashed.
Let's let's oh
GPU crash oh no your game crash my entire GPU did it to be three to be three we got this post
Be careful X we're gonna try
Yeah, look at looking chat guys how
You drop down my drivers. Yeah, you hear man. You hear how loud that melee is. Yeah
That's why it's better to just get out your throwing and then
There he goes
Yeah, oh, I see one. Yeah, so that way that's a
GPU crush. Oh, I think I knocked him. I'm a nice looking beast
Excuse me?
No.
Uh...
Oh, I knocked him down.
Oh, he's a laundry representative?
Should be one more, yeah.
Oh!
No!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Got a hideous skin?
He's right around there here.
He's pushing me on the left.
Oh, fuck, he got me.
He's right on me.
Oh, I'm going to show another guy.
Ooh!
Ooh!
X, I need you.
I need you now.
Uh, I'm on my game now.
I need you now.
He's loading!
I told, I totally know how to heal.
up to the floor five o'clock
this guy's still alive
okay we never killed that guy on the right so on a 2v1
they could have res too
nice shot
oh you got him
he's on me
literally on top of me
pushing. He's wrapping my left.
All right, all right. There's two up right now. You got a
needle. Uh, sure. Yeah, I think, uh, hit four, hit four,
and then just hold down the shoot button.
Yep. So, yep. Got it. Good comps. Thank you.
What about it? Well, you become what I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to play him and I'll let's let it get up closer to the rock there and then go
into dark site.
No, no, no, no, you can res remotely if you need to, if you want.
One left.
I hit one.
I hit one.
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
I'm big, I'm big.
Should be two there.
I'm gonna.
How do we rescue?
I have necromancer.
How do I rescue from a farm?
I got a job.
Fudge it, man.
That was a nice job for him.
Yeah, he played me nice.
I hate crouched down.
Yeah.
And then go into darkside and you can rest.
Just hold down the shoe.
And then I don't.
I wonder if it only works once.
That's necromancer.
I wonder if you said pick necromancer.
It doesn't sing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
across the same
Can you do me? Can you do me?
No, but Jesus. No, it's just you.
I can probably get you right now.
You know, first careful they're right over here.
So he missed. Thank God.
Yeah, they got good shots. They got good shots.
I hear someone behind the...
That's good.
We're dead.
or dead.
He's putting up.
Yeah.
No, you could probably actually.
Yeah, get your big gun out.
Get your big gun out.
Are you love?
You're good for res on me.
You're good for res on me.
Just, yeah, there you go.
He's coming around.
Oh, you're okay.
You're helping these.
You're right there.
You're everywhere.
Hey, Kevin.
Freaking gamers.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
Hey, Kevin.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of animal it is.
Hey, look.
Is that how it is?
I think he killed you with a centennial surety.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right, party people.
All right.
So we want Necromint.
Let's go pick a new hunter.
Let's build these together.
All right.
We got X in the lobby real quick.
Yep.
That was fun, even though we lost.
Yeah.
It makes my booty hole fucker. He can't even fit a green or a red stuff there damn
This is all about that rocker
I'll put a few stuff like what like to be I'll put like 200. Did I get killed? I didn't get okay. Oh, I did get him twice
I'm a stud
Oh wait
I'm...
Thanks for the invite, nice.
All right, so let's go to Hunters and then go to Trace.
Yep, next QCL high post.
Take Necro, Vulture, Resilience, and Magma.
And if y'all want, you can favorite him so you can find him faster.
Chat, do you want to do it?
Yeah, the regen shots are going to be huge here.
We got a and I'm gonna help you all build the tools
Or we could play a clash if y'all want to that's kind of like a team deathmatch
We could just get the bearings. Okay. I want to win one of the games. We just play can we do that?
Oh, thank you
Taking out a crack silence here
Okay, you said a necromancer and what else?
Yes sir. Necromancer.
And he said Necro Magpie Vulture Resilience.
Yes sir.
And then the only thing you said I was missing was a something shot.
A regen shot. Yes sir.
I take out the throwing axes, a flare pistol or a fuzi, something to burn them.
a health kid is essential, a regent shot.
How do I go ahead?
I'm a robot.
And then everything else in between,
whatever the hell you want.
Got it, got it, got it.
That's nice.
Okay.
Shout out to the Smitty Committee.
My skin, man.
Oh, I thought you were talking about my skin in person.
I was going to say thank you so very much.
I have been moisturizing.
That's not true.
What up, Brazil?
What up, Orlando?
I'll come back to Orlando.
I gotta sit on my fucking hand like I'm about to do the string.
Is it that cold?
I usually put it on my butt.
It's hot as hell.
I do.
You just put them right on your balls?
Yeah, I mean, it's a little quicker.
What up, France, Canada, Bosnia, Indiana, Sweden, y'all.
Turkey, UK, Des Moines, National, Canada, C-C-C-N-Milwaukee.
I
Algeria Portugal Slovakia Germany San Diego I number two
What is your favorite place you've been to a very very country?
Favorite country is the United States of America
Okay, oh, yeah
Man we just got back. What up Danton. Let's go baby. I love that man. I've had so much fun
It's nice to have a little break out with Bust and Dance working on a new album, maybe something like two new albums, I don't know, who knows.
So I get like a month off now and it's uh...
Oh you're locked in? Locked in? Like all year?
Oh I'm locked in maybe for the rest of this year. I might go out to the ranch and shoot off some fucking fireworks.
Oh that's not funny.
I blow some shit up and then uh, you never know.
You have a whole ranch? Like a land?
landed yes sir beautiful Utah man you got come out here oh beautiful I'd love
to Utah um where is that like on the map like you next to Nevada all right and
above Colorado hmm so like left up where you've been here actually probably
left up I like that California I've been California I'm in Arizona I've been to
Nevada. I'm in Florida, Texas. I'm in New York.
What's your favorite?
You know, I like, I like, I love Texas actually. I think it's very nice.
That's a lot of fun.
Yeah, it's peaceful as well. Nice. Whether it's old-fashioned.
You got a dowser, Austin.
Austin. Have a house there.
Oh, you got, damn boy, I want some of that XQC money.
money. Not stock but a
hey son let me get some of them
Franks. I've seen some of your watches woman.
Oh I got, dude I sold them all man I don't
wear watches that much. Wait really?
I think I still just have to protect the
Green Nautilus and the couple of the
ones I really like but I just don't wear them
very much. Yeah I mean it. I like
Like having shiny things and I'm I think it's cool to hold in your hand
It's activate some monkey brain. Yeah a little bit. He just goes back to being a caveman
That's all it's for me. I
Like sitting in a nice car sitting in a car is nice on the seat
What's your dream car then? I'm gonna ask you to Shrat. What do you let's you know streams cars?
I don't have a license so I don't really have one.
You don't have a license?
No I never have.
I wouldn't give one to you either.
Yep.
I just got one.
I just got one.
I'm 32.
What's dark now?
I think Stroud, you seem like a Honda.
What do you mean by that?
Like a juke guy.
You seem like a juke.
Sure.
is but yeah yep it's like a nice I like I like really normal cars just to get
you from A to B you know oh yeah no you're you're me son ultimate that guy
for real sure sure whatever as long as it gets you it gets you to the place you
need to go safely that's what I like I know for a fact so you're looking for
chat what has the best crash test ratings what do you see that's a car
I would buy a hundred percent I'd look at that for that for that for that
with yet. Nothing wrong with the RAF 4. I love every period. Oh, Vol, everybody's, it's
unanimous, unanimously Volvo. Oh, Volvo hatchbacker. That's based on, that's based on that. Why am I missing
Act Shots? Yeah, I saw that. I didn't want to say anything. Act Shots? Yeah, call him out.
Is that killing that husk? I guess what they're calling me. I don't even want to be shooting here, right? This is a
I mean, it's not a lot of noise.
Check it out, did I know? Check that one out.
Dream car for the late McLaren P1, probably.
Ooh, that's good.
Yeah, I always like what it looks like.
You can buy it, you can buy whatever you want, bro.
You can buy McLaren.
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm getting a really cool woman out, but
he won in something else, though.
It's really cool.
I got some, um, some GoPro 9ie, what'd I do with him?
Just throw your axes at him. Just throw him and then take him out.
So just equip your whatever you brought, axes or knives.
Yep. Shot, shot, shot 30.
Let's try to hit this blue first, yeah? Did we get a trade or no?
Yes, sir. No, we don't get trades.
We don't get trades, okay.
No, sir, we get the trades from either the big guy or we just find them randomly.
Oh, that didn't mean it like that. Yeah, that's gonna sound great.
There's a bear in the woods that'll give you trades too.
Oh
Also, there is two stamina bars y'all. Yep one is for melee one is for what there's actually not a bar for the running
And then one is for
I guess we want to go try and fight these guys. Yeah for sure. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, for sure. I
Want to clap some chips right now?
How many hours you got in this post?
alligator
Oh, yeah, stay away from those weeks and watch the ducks. Oh
Oh, buddy!
These dudes are probably actually headed towards Alice if they got this.
Hold on. Right here, across, across, across.
Okay, yeah, I see them.
There's no way I miss.
Alice thing, yes.
They're over in this building right here.
And those things moving in the waters? Yeah, I don't get it by the rules.
It's so dark, man.
Looks beautiful, though.
Oh! I got it!
Good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Make sure you do it, man.
Now just get on my hand.
All right, that thing is dead.
Thank you.
You can throw your axes at him
and go get him, you know, too.
Yeah.
There's no way these guys are so fulfilling
Right over my head
They're a little bit
It looks like one sheet and it's like an explosive bullet or something. Yeah, it's like
Okay
Is there water?
Get up to the building you can get a better shot of.
Nightmaps are so hard to see.
Yeah.
I'm scared he's inside.
Which one?
All around here.
They could be anywhere.
I'm not so moving into the first one.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm not playing.
It's a zombie.
They're rotating?
Yeah
Yep, yeah, yeah, it's so dark
Oh shit
He's in the bush like directly 180
I'm scared
Yeah, and then there's another one right here
Yeah
I think they're gonna show their side. I don't know it's a shot far right. What was that?
They're setting off horses or someone is
I'll hit one once and you may have gotten flanked and died to someone else.
Oh shit!
He goes back!
There's one far left out in the woods.
You can't fucking see him, dude.
There's a camping at night.
I think that's the one.
He's super rad.
He's like right here.
Whoa, whoa, there's re-emptive windows.
And there's penetration in this game too, sir.
Let me get a break here, these are so bad, it's my combat for you.
Yeah, you over here, there's a lamp?
Yeah, I'm looking.
Bro, it's so dark, I just see their muzzle.
We got a rocket or something, let's go.
There's two over there, careful.
Two on your left.
where you don't want you post on give a fuck I love it I gotta do something
these guys don't have a great a stance now where and again it is really hard
to hit once come on hit him hit him hit him right good not good not oh nice
What is that? Is that what was on the right for you, buddy?
Right here on the street.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Get one.
One's one HP on the right.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Knocked, knocked.
Knocked, knocked.
One left.
Be careful.
They're probably right at you.
In the bush.
One's twice.
I'm pushing, guys.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
Good job
There's a bullet on these guys are now
We get some bullets off. Yeah. Yeah
In the bush right here
Oh, they all got the posty skins handsome ass
Sexy man
Oh, they're not getting this in the ammo.
Yeah, I didn't get close to that.
I'm low.
Oh, maybe I could swap the keys.
Confidential's on it.
There's more ammo.
Should I?
What do you got?
There's ammo boxes right here.
Where is it?
I don't see if you need it.
Yeah, clean.
Clean, clean, clean.
No, this is not a good one.
I
Need some moses and ammo if anybody's got some support to bear whether or no
Also with that mose in you'll lose a shot
So okay, if your magazine is empty yeah, that's when you should reload and it'll put
Clipping
Just give you if you just reload it'll eject the round that you have loaded in so you'll oh, I didn't know that
Oh, you lose all clipper
Not the whole clip just around
Yeah
I don't even think anyone
uh
It's gonna sound like one of those zombies in the game right now
I can't get inside it
Everyone wants to be welcomed to jungle but nobody asks how the jungler is doing
What the fuck why not getting shot?
Oh wow, I just
You get shot
I'm just getting jumped by a bunch of mobs.
So this is getting vanished?
We're good to fuck around for a second. Let's kill this meathead and see if he goes to the curb.
I need to inject myself a little bit.
There's some bullets in here too, actually.
I have a deranger.
Did you do the thing?
Both of their door. I mean, uh, I suppose to do did you do the, um, incantation order?
The clue. Yeah. I'm not sure they already started to finish.
That's good killing. I need a beer. Incantation. I like the incantation. That's good. That's good.
This is this is French Canadian
A lot of people are suggesting clash is that what you suggested earlier? Yes, sir. So that's like a smaller
It's like a team death match that deal
You don't got a really deal with all that it might be good to just give the mechanics going right
Luckily this gameplay is
Very similar. Oh, so when I did five years ago, yeah, I kind of got I'm feeling I'm feeling pretty confident
Oh, that's a lot more though
Like you'll be surprised in somebody's fight like like a javelin something like that like
Like the actual weapons
Yo, this is crazy
I think you're in the water there
Is that our shots yes, yes, okay, I'm at the spot. I don't see them. Yes
I'm gonna push up a little bit
I don't know if the guy in the tower went down, it looks like he went down.
Oh
No way
Yeah, maybe maybe I'm just gonna double check the gap says a hour winds or else
I'm talking about here if your boys need it.
Hey, it was amazing, right?
Oh, I mentioned the wall, I didn't know that.
TV displays the same.
Still tower or no?
No, lower floor, lower floor, I think.
Oh, guy in tower is still up there.
I'm getting a beer.
I'm probably actually good for Rez.
Yeah, Rez, you're in now?
I got you, I'm on going.
I'm going yes that girl right yeah I got it
I stepped in a bear trap maybe no I was from the far
I don't know how I did not get the tower beam.
UGH!
It's on me, it's on me.
Up to you, up to you.
One guy left on the ground. I think he's right here.
Sounds like so there's a guy on the other side of the floor.
And the other.
Right here, right here.
I missed again.
Mr. Ganna.
There's a guy in there.
Hey, once.
Hey, Fudge! I'm knocked out! I got a shot! Fudge!
Can you, uh, make a message to me, please?
Oh, fuck. I got hit.
There's two on your post.
Once we're out, then why is that coming?
Oh, shit! I'm a dude that did up in the tower!
It just banged me every fucking time.
with the gun yeah he's a buster he's on the second floor of the tower
is he gonna get anything yeah yeah i'm gonna try all right
i'm just gonna rescue you from the car thank you yeah you're gonna get up okay yeah
it's gonna be a little it's gonna be sketch he might actually be there i hit one one
I'm up.
That lighting is way better.
That is way better.
Get that, grab him if you got some beers, juice.
We love you.
Hey look, wow, I...
Oh my god, it's fine.
Oh, god.
That's it.
That's it for me.
That's it. That's it for me.
You got that for you, don't you?
Yeah, that's it for me.
Oh my god.
Sweaty ass motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Sweaty ass motherfuckers.
This guy has a spark, long and it attacks.
No, it's a one shot though.
Yeah. Feel like it.
It's fucking, it's fucking.
No, I mean, like you only get one shot.
What do you mean by that you got to reload after every shot? Oh, okay? Yeah, it's fun though
That was prestige 28
What is I do the clashing or what is this let's let's try try try
Cool skin
do we need to bring anything for clash or it just goes take macro we got to make
a kit take same shit yes sir I have a class loadout I take like either sharp
pistol and a slate taking me on right rival well I want to give you any of you
I didn't do much I don't want to do this I just take a regen some choke bombs
Hell, kid, all the good shit, because it's just faster.
What is he doing?
Oh, I got bad hand.
I pulled that from a fucking, uh, dark tribute a long time ago.
What up, Sandy Utah?
Hell, yeah.
Luxembourg?
I'd love to come.
What up great by Texas sorry about them cowboys man we suck but we're getting it
and next year next year South Jordan
Harriman a lot of Utahns here Nepal Australia New Jersey Wisconsin
Saudi, Greenland, Panama, Elton.
Shotgun, Long Range, Missile.
Look at all these people from all these places.
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys?
Jay, get in.
Get in.
Kentucky, Japan, Ohio, Europe, Egypt.
Montreal, Kansas City, Croatia, Ireland.
What up, y'all?
Hope everyone's had a great Christmas or holidays.
Slug or slate.
I hope everyone has a fantastic New Year's and I hope everyone gets to blow some shit up responsibly
That's very nice. Did you have a nice holiday thing? I did I did I really what did you do? I?
Just stayed home man. I just stayed home. That's about hey fellas
X bring a
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Uh, something to burn bodies with. Bring like a fuzi or something. They're like six bucks.
Oh, fuses, yeah. Bought some of these.
There you go. Yep. And then whenever someone gets down, we can loot them and then just drop that.
I want them to burn out. Oh, speaking of health, fellas.
Go to your hunter. Go to your hunter and then change all your health bars to one big one and then all four little ones.
Oh.
So you do remove less health jumps, I don't get it
Yes, sir. Yeah, take all the big one because y'all have three big ones
So every time you get knocked you lose the health bar, so I just take all small little ones
Yeah, you got points, so just go to the hunters tab and click on the health thing and then
and then remove last milk chow and then just add small small small small small small small
small small. Until it should be one big one on the left and follow it up.
Oh yeah got it done. Thank you. One done. Yeah nice.
Get bigger. Oh this is hot. Thank you.
My wikipedia. So let's do it boy.
Wrong.
Oh yeah two big bars, two little bars. Look at there's so many schools of thought.
I like the two little big bar a little bar big bar
Thanks, John a C4. I appreciate it. I'm trying to keep up. What up, South Dakota Haley
You still where's big water? Oh, I was gonna ask
You still like it like I really enjoy making music like the whole process like they're so passionate about it
But yeah, I love making music, you know?
I love every part of it.
I've been doing it 10 fucking years.
I'm 30 years old now.
I'm fucking crazy, but I still love it.
I've been making some shit.
We got like, I don't want to say two albums,
but something cool going on.
So I'm excited here.
It's super.
But you know, I love touring too,
but I'm old and my knees feel like shit,
my back feels like shit.
It's nice to have a little break,
but I'm coming out pretty soon, coming to see folks.
It'll be fun.
That's cool.
Well, what about, I wanna do an interview or whatever.
Can I ask like a-
No, yeah, right, I don't know.
You still do interviews, dude, you should.
Like, what is the song you think you made, right?
That was like the most meaningful to you, right?
That means like the most as a person.
Probably the song about my daughter.
Very cool that little fuckers three years old now. She had so much fun at Christmas, man
It's so cool being like being saying it's fun. Why yes, what's that bow you dressed up in everything?
with the video? No, I didn't no no sir. Okay, but
You know she put out cookies and carrots for your reindeer and I wrote her a note and shit
It's fine. That's what it's you know, she gets it now. You know, she she's three before she didn't give a shit
but
Now she gets it
You still got that one ring post
I feel it I feel like every time it's just it's right here
Are you playing magic? I'm just recently kind of getting
Go!
Yeah, that's cool.
OK, once I play a sponsor for Magic, a long time ago,
and I had to play Offstream because I actually
enjoyed the game, and I've been wanting to get into it,
like the card game?
Like, you get to play with the best cards at paper?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, Shroud, too.
Yeah, that's Bob.
You don't have to make demand or ever holler at the boys.
I haven't played in 300.
Can you ask close to welcome to the jungle?
Yes, I can.
I love working in the stuff, but now I'm just trying.
And magic is the best game in, like, fucking card games.
The only problem is it's expensive now, man.
They're just pumping. They're pumping all the past.
Well, that's the bit, too, man.
They used to drop shit, like, every month or so.
Now they drop, like, every two weeks, and I can't fucking fuck.
Two weeks?
It's crazy. Every two weeks is like a new stretch, I mean.
Insane.
So, fellas, this is...
Oh, yeah!
You see the circle on your map? That's where we're going to be fighting. This is just like a team battle.
Alright.
So someone's inside. They just came in.
Oh shit! He's right fucking there! Anyone can't see with a fucking Bosun?
I had him once.
This is Bosun.
He's right there.
Oh, got my right, got my right. Oh, we're so fucking pinched.
Oh, it's not good.
Anyone's?
I don't know where this guy is on my right. He just shot at me.
Is that guy saw you on the mic? Uh, next to me.
How is he still alive, man? I'm rolling him.
He backed up.
He's here. He's here.
I'm going to shot my back.
I'm putting it behind you. I'm putting it behind you. I got you.
Nah, that was a guy on my back.
Okay, this mode is not the play.
Instantly getting into a crazy fight?
Oh, that's that mode is not the play for new players. Holy
That scared me
Alright, we'll go back to Hust.
Maybe we'll come back here when we match all the mechanics.
Anyway, we will roar, buddy. Like a revenge arc.
That one's just way faster.
Skull. Skull.
I don't know what's the right way to say it.
Skull? Isn't that like a Norway thing? Or, um, Norwegian?
over there
Swedish what happened I got a booted from the lobby in my game
Okay, I don't know what
Oh, man, are you
I just
Oh, very nice.
I'm checking to get a free hunter.
Same perks.
Jack, why free hunter though?
Yeah, we're doing just the OG.
So bring your throwing knives and your regen and your ammo box.
Really, I'm poor.
I need to get a free hunter.
I'm taking out of Springfield because I've never been a coward once in my life.
Ooh, I'm going to do like that, that's not going to...
It's just a single shot rifle kind of like that spark steel.
Alright.
Thanks Mega Man Bear Pig X, you're a sweetheart, thank you so much.
Who the fuck said cowboys suck?
Get out of here with all that.
Well that didn't do very good. I will I will I'll say that I don't know much about
I don't know much about um football but they are pretty bad. We are so bad but it's okay
we got it once we fix the defense we're good buddy. Bro I'm gonna go broke all my money is gonna
begin but that's okay. That's all right. This is easy. Oh it begins the game has called me
I think X just went throat. I think he lost all his money.
I forgot to say my old outfit so I can do it faster next time. Every time.
Baba Boo-ee. Oh yeah, X. Don't forget to take a regen shot and an ammo box.
And something to throw at X.
Yeah, yeah. Man, you're talking like a privilege-like person.
Like person I'm poor right now man. I can't afford that. I'm sure. Yeah, um, yeah
Thanks Dan glib balls. Yeah, you're ready at this party
Can I get a fruit?
I'm gonna shot
Hey, Bethany. Hey, cubic.
I feel like you would enjoy swimming if you did it like everyone's in a while, you know?
I know. I tried to, man, but I had someone come over and help me.
It's a very, very sweet lady. Shout out to Violet.
Because I don't know how to set it up at all.
And that's the problem. Like, my computers, I put them through very rigorous...
rigorous tests yeah and I just try to see how much hentai I can get on the
computer right no and then they just die no I don't know man I always have I
got terrible computer love but they said quit and then I got to reset
everything up and I don't know how to set OBS and get it all connected so it's
Yeah, you need to have like a like like SSDs that have all the copy files and just plug and play when you computer
Well, that's a bit. I try to do that, but I'm too lazy sadly. Yeah, but I do want to stream
It's just a pain in the ass to set up. I really enjoy it. I enjoyed. Thank you
I'll see coupƩ
You're like mobile, you know, if you're on the go or whatever trying to set it up in every single time and shit
Hmm. Yeah, I can't do that. Yeah.
All right, we got it this time for sure.
Pose, do you have any, um, like another passion or hobbies
that you really like doing that you do that people don't know about?
No, I don't know. I like shooting guns.
I like. That's fun.
I like magic.
I like magic. I like riding.
I like hunting.
That's nice.
XBC interview right now.
Hey, what do you like to do when you start driving?
I play a lot of games, but driving a lot.
Do you want to simulate it?
Go get the P1, dude.
Quit being a coward and go fucking buy your car.
Watch the birds here.
Yeah, I'm getting to the W1 actually, the W1 that's coming up.
So it's way better.
Yeah.
What's the rock? You don't want like a Perzio or something French?
Nah, I wanna get something like track focused or track only.
Like maybe a GR, like a GR6.
I raised that on this. I'm seeing that it's kind of insane.
What you gotta do is I've been super into the old mustangs so there's a company a couple companies I got that make
They take the old Shelby bodies and like the old
Fast-facts and shit feel like oh, these are coming a bad-ass man, and they run just like new
It's really really sweet show me. Yeah. It's like in the movie for every um for every for forever. Oh
Yeah, see that's what you need there
X you need a good piece of American motor vehicle
Excellency not wrong
You need that
GT so I got a
Yes
The Shelby GT, but I'm on the list you now for that GTD and that thing is gonna fall
That's a must I appreciate. I know what you're only talking about
It's a Mustang with a big-ass spoiler we got shots to
Yeah, and he did like a bit like aggressive front. Yeah, I know what I'm talking about
Oh, are we over there to lose or what this is one over there?
Birds does it mean any
Thank you, mr. Schmuck. No
I think it's the same look out for the birds
Did you get shot?
Oh my god
I think I just got bledished
Yeah that was me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to spend it
Oh!
Oh my god!
Mosquitoes!
Oh!
Yeah, I'm the Mosquitoes
Yeah, you gotta kill the hives, you gotta kill the hives
I threw my three axes at him
I threw my through my three I threw my I just I'm just gonna shoot I'm just gonna shoot
Why is he on me?
Oh
Push in my lettuce
Okay, okay
Good shot
One more
Yeah, yeah people people people people people
Mobile phone
Shit I burned his body
I'm dead. Wow, what a shot. I'm dead behind you behind. I'm safe though. I'm safe. Oh my god
Yeah, he's kind of far out on the west side, I think
He has a nice shot north side north side
I can't have that shot, thank you.
Did you plane it?
Yeah, you plane it, right?
We're gonna keep this flew, because it'll blow red if they're super close.
Yeah, I think he's looking into fire. I think we keep doing close-in, why not?
Should I just hop on it?
What the heck?
Yeah, we've got a really bad shot though.
They're fighting somebody, they're fighting somebody.
Yeah. Yeah. Um,
in the house of bastards.
No, no, no. Over here.
Yeah.
It's like it's close.
Hit one.
Yeah.
Keeping it like that.
Can't see.
It should be two teams.
right side shooting from way far out
way out over there
hit once, I think I got him
that was a crazy shot, oh my god
over here two of them at least
I
Hear still I'm paying every reaping bit
There's a bear what the fuck
Keep someone on my left someone near me
Yeah, so we could be on the at least million the field oh how how how
That this would be three teams here boys. Yep
Me this is sports on the balcony if you want it on this bottom
I guess I have you welcome post to the jungle
PC and
Yep, they're in the fields. All right
Still
I gotta get out of here yet like yeah, the peak spot on that is really bad it like so bad it
I'm gonna read this guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my son
They all moved kind of more north should I do the clue? Hey, you grab that click yes
Watch watch that body of Yov'va leave that this trap's all over right in front of me coming
He's got a shot of his single shot hurt
And I'll see oh shit
Hit another one. He was a little further out right here white shirts it
I'm coming. I got a personal man on the left bang
Got my left on my left no team. No team pushing up on my left. I hear him. Oh, we're in between two teams. So careful guys. Oh
There's another team over here. Yeah, yeah careful careful
Oh, I'm all right. We have that blood out. Okay. Can you?
Push it up on you post
Yeah
is just in the bush brother I was clapping cheeks to you come on baby same
it's kind of not really good okay next time I'm gonna go there and we're gonna
push me like I like I need to get me I need to get in there I need to get busy
there's a lot of people man there's three teams in that one little spot I
don't know how many teams this game has but I'd imagine it's not many and
We had all of them.
It's 12 players in a game.
I'm playing like a bitch.
It's not what I'm doing.
I ain't gonna lock in it.
It's all good.
I'll push up this one.
Lock in, Twizzler.
Come on, Twizzler.
No, I'm full.
I'm at a full lock.
Daddy got four kills in that game.
And I'm daddy in this instance, by the way.
Let's see, Clarify.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Good clarification.
Wait.
Listen, I got maybe five more runs until I'm fully broke.
Okay. Um, can you not get, uh, once?
I don't know. I don't think so.
I think when you're broke, you're broke. I don't know how you make money when you're a zeroed out though.
Uh, just taking free...
Jack!
Nothing.
I'm taking this free-bus, yeah, one more time.
I'm actually taking the silence free-bus. That's how we come to do it.
I'm taking a side. Oh, I got points. Um, I think I might I might have done some
Dev help. Look, thank you. Let's see. Any Dev help back. I wish I could give you some
tactical and some stimulus back. Yeah, well, I got I just got my it just sit
my cat. Well, that's the problem with the other
The fuckers taking out fucking $500 guns each time. Okay, so then we're being gritty
We're trying to go big and win, man. We're gonna win, baby. Don't let this wall snow
The crag and the dulse every game. Let's go. I love it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh
Oh
Hi, how many oh
I'm using fast fingers both work. Oh my god. That's the trait we drop in the last event pretty hot
Couples do not suck let's go glass good
That's a city in the UK, though
Glasgow is a Scotland. I'm fucking terrible
Scotland and yeah, you gotta know your shit. I think so
Yeah, one more question
What what song would you have never thought was gonna go that big and when big and surprised you?
I guess my diversification would make sense.
That's like, I'm the luckiest motherfucker alive, man.
I'm just happy to be here.
I like that.
I feel like that's how most streamers feel, I'll be honest.
Any of the top 1% of streamers feel that same way, I'm sure.
The fortunate position to be in.
Well, to be fair, y'all are quite handsome, so it makes sense.
I could deal with a little bit more cleavage from both of you, but other than that.
Yeah, I've been working on it.
Yeah, I've been lacking on the cleavage in the bulge department.
With the bulge? The bulge stream route is crazy.
Yeah, I used to run bulge streams, but I can't do those anymore.
I don't know what the TOS says about bulge.
Well, as long as I'm not trying too hard to put it up, you're chilling, I think.
You're good, okay.
Yeah, Abulgazin is fine.
Can you tell him?
Yeah, Abulgazin.
I asked the guy who he picked up on stage in Sweden a few years ago.
Oh no, I forgot. I need to go again.
If we do win, I am doing a backflip.
Backflip?
A backflip?
A real backflip.
All right, same then. Same.
And then it'll go higher.
If we win two in a row, we'll do a little clip content.
not sexual that one might be a little risque why it's not sex I don't know that's
Dan Dan Clancy that's that's that's that's the twitch boss brother
oh does that this episode of bigger right is that like the more oh yeah
This is like mine.
I love that.
I'll give you a clue.
How about we rush the clue and we go into the building that has the, um, exosism, and then we put a bunch of traps in the lamps.
The lamps?
Yeah, lamps.
Like, uh, don't we do like mollies?
Do you want to put lamps in there?
Yeah, I'll bring the lamps.
Do you like the mollies?
Like, get the fucking...
Oh, like...
right first yeah okay i know it's not light up the room oh you may like let you
all you thought we were gonna get a romantic a little bit i thought you i thought you were just
getting it right i know i'm out in there that's okay all right there's hot bucks here come here
bro kies thank you thank you thank you i don't do that anymore after my stimulus
hey stimulus yeah i can't look at it and i'm gonna catch me dead looting that that
You got a stimulus. Yeah, I got I got $11,000 dollars
Can I get a stimulus to that's do not give them a stimulus give me the stimulus. It's me in the game
So I give me a nice big fat stimulus, please
I get the column broke this time
Oh bird bird bird bird bird bird bird. What do you mean?
Crops, crops, crops, crops.
So the birds do what?
That is beautiful dude.
I know this game is so stunning.
Yeah.
Oh, shot, shot that, that 15.
Deadfall, deadfall or a, uh, keep?
Birds of the position, you're right.
This shit's too easy though.
I'm not the body, you motherfucker.
I mean we just kind of get overwhelmed
Madam slips let's go
I need to kill this bear real fast.
What the fuck?
How am I missing close melee?
No, you're not missing.
You're just practicing.
That's what I do.
How much do you think it counts?
Oh, oh my gosh, that's insane.
Sorry.
Sorry.
We'll get it like a cricket moment everyone
Don't trade up there. What is that? I don't know
No, don't play the piano no, I'm not
He's playing the piano
I'm gonna
You're fine
I'll throw my axes.
Nice.
Can you loot him?
The dead?
He dropped a tree.
I don't know what he dropped it.
Levering.
Let's go.
That's hot.
That's hot.
Oh, it's like in the old times, like in the year I don't even know, like Native Americans
or whatever, right?
they would like um like intake the like the soul of the animal or whatever right I learned that in school
wait how did we miss a clue oh we got good luck in the olden days
in the days before time yeah piano's going hard
That 1800s early
Spirit animals
That's what it is. What's up. Oh, that's people. Oh, yeah. I see it. All right.
I'll drop that son of a bitch. Yeah, hold on. Yep. Mm-hmm one second hold on
Oh, yeah, he's big oh, I see yeah at once. Are you seated me? He's got a scope. I'm good for as though. Yeah
You're good for as oh
My god, I'm hiding in the horses, please
I
Where they at? Where they at?
They're still up there, same spot.
I don't like that I'm scared of them.
I'm pushing up, I'm pushing up.
If they got Sniper, do they have like bad melee weapons, right?
Or bad, like close quarters?
No, they might have a...
Oh, like the Ranger?
Good have like
The drink fire
Yeah
Fucking shitting me he's gonna be careful like fucking in front where inside
No, I'm just right on my body.
Like, yeah.
Maybe I just arranged a rescue.
That was correct, wasn't it?
What the hell is that?
Fireworks.
They want a rescue.
No, they're burning me.
No, no, what the?
Just get out of here.
No!
Get the heat worked out of my head!
No, don't worry, I'm next, boys.
I
Mean I could
Okay
Someone's coming back
stuck with a bomb sticky bombs so this guy's really yeah let's go one time
again and don't be scared to ball out again cuz we're gonna win this yeah so
maybe I didn't even see that fucking dude Dan I don't know when we're gonna
go blow up some doors but I'm ready when you are man I'm a hot agony no not
Backflip time not this time both of doors was any
So my buddy, there's a great if y'all are into tactical shit anybody and chat all this stuff
I saw a leader makes a great product my buddy
You'd go do some charge breaches on
Doors and shit. All right
I
Didn't get the stimulus the hunt guys weren't listening
The hunt guys have a pain in me
Alright, you know what? I'm gonna be a freak. Oh, what do you mean by that?
I'm just gonna do something free. I'm gonna take a Dolce bullseye
And spring here
Okay, I'm getting a shotgun and I'm gonna ball out
Best shot gonna go
Uh, you can take an auto five or a slate. I like those ones. Um, and then
Oh, let's go. Thank you. Hot guys. Thank you. You get the steamy. Yeah, I got this. I'm stemmed up, baby.
Thank you, hot guy
Um, oh, yeah, y'all need to take out the recovery shots as well. Oh, wait, what's a recovery shot?
of recovery shot your ex can you ask
post it to welcome to me dynamite bundle
that's what I want I'm gonna blow them
I mean blow them up Jesus I got a
steamy too let's go boy
We're back!
Oh thank god.
Ok, my loadout is busted in.
Ok, Fletchette, Slug or Penny?
Slug.
Alright, I am already...
I'm ready to give the business to someone like you.
We go harder here.
Good to my chat.
Cheers.
Well, uh, uh, uh, you good for the question? One more.
Okay, yes sir.
Okay, thank you.
Is it coming from your brain?
Yeah, yeah, I don't reach out to the questions. It's just my own and I have no notes and written out whatever
That's not some weird. Yeah
What was the most insightful
piece of advice you've ever gotten or even you
Something that you found to self illuminate that that you help you a lot
Well, I don't know I guess whenever I was a kid my dad said you'll never make everybody happy so do what you
I guess that was good shit.
That's good shit. That is good shit.
I like that.
You're never going to make everybody happy.
Let's just take it, you know, with the grain of salt.
Take it out of the chin.
Just keep being yourself.
True.
X, you chat GPT in these questions?
No, I said I'm not.
Shout out to Alex. Shout out to Mojito.
Thanks for the subs.
See y'all motherfuckers. I think chat.
All right?
Yeah, of course.
Maybe without chat there's no string if you think about it.
Wait, how do I sub to y'all's chair?
You probably already got gifted here.
Yeah, that already got gifted here.
Okay, awesome. Thank you very, very much.
Post-T-W-W, post-T-W-W.
What's the name of this game? How's it going to dial this bad boy?
Hunt, showdown. Hunt should not available now.
Available now?
Available now.
Y'all, I'm down to my last couple of great red vines.
What's that? Is that a beer?
No, it's this delicious delicious.
Oh, no, yeah. Candy.
Twisper type deal.
Okay, okay. Best candy and then best popsicle. Go. Come on.
Best candy. This is a hot take.
Love your streams, excuse me.
I will judge you.
They stop making the GGBs.
Oh, they're like these little cylinders.
Short choke cylinders.
Oh, burns right here too.
How was I supposed to know?
I'm lucky.
But they stop making them, and I love those.
And the best popsicle is obviously the Korean popsicle.
That's like a strawberry apple screw.
I think it's called a screw bar, but I don't know.
All right, I'm gonna have that one.
That shit is banging and I would slurp on it all the way.
Wait, is that the Melona brand?
Or no?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, those are, no one's fucking out
if it's the same brand anyway.
I think it's Melona.
I think that's the brand you're thinking of.
That's chips are purple Doritos.
Okay, ow!
God, switch to the heat, switch to the heat.
Switch to the heat, switch to the heat.
Oh, oh, oh!
You know what?
If you wanna go back and you were gonna love it,
are switchily here we have over here the the bag is black instead and I'm from
Canada he's not on the black bag which is sweet chili heat as well it does
taste different in Canada than the US and it's better I promise yeah it is it is
100% sweet chili it don't hit the same in the US but that's okay you're out
of your goddamn mind I brought you Canadian the black the black bag I
promise is better this is a start of a war here no they have like some of
like some and it's just like that in it or so there's some booster on God it's
actually better
so one here the purple bag is the sweet chili heat yep same thing every black
extended and no but the black bag here is like spicy barbecue yeah sweet tangy
bar yeah my God that shit is second best what are you bugging I'm done no
you're out of your god damn
this is crazy
yo there's like five good Doritos bag that are mostly kind of standard the rest is all garbage
Hey, Jack, can y'all remember before the end of stream, before I jump off, do you remind me to get more black baggeritos to real one to big ones?
Alright. Alright.
Some sl- oh, left side! Can I call the guy? Yes, anybody?
Yeah, you are the one.
I'm grabbing this clue and let's go over to Gasler's.
Or Montero's. No, no, no, no. It is Montero's. I'm gonna turn to Lena.
No, I'm not getting that clue. They want me to go all the way on the roof, I'm gonna go to church.
Oh, man.
The best gamer, the best music artist, and a guy who eats his toenails.
My Oreos are nasty. You're out of your fucking mind. Those are the most banging Oreos of all time.
Why are they yours?
We made an Oreo collab and they were like salted, salted caramel and they were so banging.
That sounds bangin. I'd like the most stuff
Oh, there's a dude right in front of me dude in front of me. I'm pushing up push up
Yeah, I see the other one. I'm gonna shoot the other one far. Actually. No, he's gonna chase. He's gonna chase
Yeah
I like the first one the first way he said it
I'm getting chased real bad by some zombie.
Oh my god, I turned the corner and this is all.
He's right on my body.
No way he heard me or saw me.
Yeah, good shit.
You get him from above.
He's right down there somewhere.
He's down there somewhere.
No, I know he wasn't.
He's down there.
I swear.
Oh yeah, he should have bought me.
I know he wasn't, he's down there, I swear.
Oh yeah, he should have bought me. I just heard it, but I don't see him.
Hold on me, hold on me.
I'll rescue you, I'll rescue you, hold on.
He's one, he's one, he's one.
I think we traded, maybe?
No, no, no, no, no, get rest, get rest, get rest.
He's either one HP or we traded, I'm not sure.
Right here, here, here. Someone just healed.
Oh no, we're fucked.
GG's.
Why is this so scary?
Why do I keep spinning like a girl?
Sorry.
Fudge, man.
Joe posted the true game when you are.
Bow and arrow Andy, man.
Olden days guy type.
No.
Oh, hey North Star girl.
Thanks for trying the meat.
Yeah, if y'all need some fucking meat for the New Years or anything, check out Slick
Sliced corn ranch, that's a big daddy's meat here.
Wait, hold on.
Big daddy's meat, I got it.
What's going on around here, man?
Nah, you're off the handle today.
Fellows, we're gonna win one.
We're just getting accustomed right now.
Yeah.
Sliced corn ranch, fellas,
if y'all want some yummy schmeat.
Good beef, we got wagyu, we got all the good shit.
I keep forgetting to do my loadouts.
I don't know why none of this is a loadout.
Yeah, just make one you like and favorite it.
Chat!
Chat!
Give me a good gun, actually.
I'll try it again. I think I hit the headshot and it didn't die.
That was actually just bullshit because there's no fucking way that dude's solving. So he
must have been stream sniping. I don't know how late the stream my stream is.
I mean true true true true it all. I'm I'm I'm ready up. I'll use it really
fast I'm the late guy and that's pretty fucking true wait that's a good reference
hold on true that's actually true that's a true reference no I wonder how
technically you are to like memes and all night culture I'm not at all I tried
I tried to do an Instagram, um, again, um, no, I just tried to get on it again and post
again, but it's so, I don't know, it just bugs me, man, I try to live in no time, and
um, I love what we do these days, I don't have Twitter or anything, and it's nice,
No, I don't have to worry about what other folks are doing like it kind of my
All right, so that's where all my games are then you go on it, you know, Twitter
Dude, I've been sending you DMs almost every day. Well, no, that's how you told me that you were DMing me and he said
I was doing it.
They named me Feedpix.
Is what he said.
Uh, no, those ones know they were women for you. I said that.
well he saw him and he quite liked really he said they're pretty damn good
okay well I'll send more letters
tease I never tease I'm looking all like I said first win is a backflip
second win is I show feet. I
just pull it out. And also if it's escalating it should start with the
beat because that's significantly easier. Yeah I don't show my feet are up and they're kind of mangled.
Thanks Kissimmee Patsass.
I
Alaska
No, but I watch a guy guys videos I make videos
Luke Luke and
You were actually fine enjoy his videos and he spends time as a wilderness like surviving like you know
Making fires and little tents and whatnot.
Other boys, other boys, yeah.
Luke.
I'm not even showing, look at this cool animation, fellas.
I had to do this in the outdoor wilderness.
Wait, did you make that?
How do you do that?
Y'all don't have it yet.
You're going to need a stylus for this one.
This one's rare.
Let it look like flex.
It's a little light flex. Check this shit out, dude.
You're all trying to warm your, wait, hold on.
I'm walking, I'm walking.
We gotta find like an open fire.
And I think there's one right here.
What kind is that?
Check this shit out, fellas.
This is just me kind of hanging out.
This is you'll find me here in the body, just
warming my hands.
Oh!
Warming my hands.
Like it's so, it's so rich in that.
There's no way post, there's no way post
he's just e-voting on us right now.
I'm fucking the e-voting.
Oh, clue's right here, folks.
Chad, what's my gun?
How does your mind enjoy it?
Quick quality of life check here.
Chad, what's my gun? How do I know?
The devs here at Crytek. Let's see.
The autopilot?
That does not work.
The water doesn't put out the A and B and fire.
Yeah, let's give the next batch.
That's not really quality.
Yeah, it's gonna be next time that's not really quality of life, but my immersion is totally broken
All right, it's intended
Official crotch that gave us crying robot
Let's just look into that y'all. I mean
Just lost my stimulus package. Thank you
I
There's no way there's no way woman. This lady just jinked me. Oh
Oh the witch
Some crazy lady. Oh
She's um no I'd say they oh
Yeah, I was trying to say that earlier if y'all see the witches like the crazy hot ladies
Yeah, you got to kill them or else the bugs won't go away
Oh, yeah, you're right. They they controlled the mosquitoes or whatever, right?
Shots very far 180 but also things
Why the dogs yelling why?
Probably because I know is this I think it was I think it was us
so if you see the dogs you can either throw a knife at the lantern above or
I'm gonna lose okay
Chas you did be
Yeah, never right?
No, that's pretty far to 50. Okay. I'm gonna go do the last clue and then we get it maybe win it like the thing, right?
Yeah, we should try yeah, we should maybe settle in there true
And you guys yeah, I'm being chased by like a
Bad news there is
We're going to Heritage 4 Cup North, fellas.
All right.
These are seeding screedings, Biotch.
Shh.
This is what Santa should have said.
Say hello.
Fire guy.
Fire guy.
Where?
Where?
Behind us.
Fire guy.
I think I might have punched you back in it.
That would have been weird.
I don't want to waste my heal. I'm gonna grab that one back there real quick.
I'm gonna stop by this magazine. They got any catchments?
Oh! Where? Where?
I don't know, dude. I think mine. I think mine.
Oh, can you raise them? I don't have the respork.
I'll raise them.
What? You don't have the res perk?
No, I told you. I didn't take the wrong thing. The right thing.
I'm just gonna get raised and instantly die because they got big cover in there.
We're not canvying you, trust me. They're not everybody's leader.
Oh my god, my...
They're gonna kill me.
Let's go.
He was literally just a little earlier.
What's the beetle dude? What's the beetle dude?
There you go.
You killed that player?
No, no, there's the beetle. They're on the other side of this wall.
I hear him.
Yeah, I hear him. I'm here.
Buy my wall, buy my wall.
Yeah, I think we're yeah
Like not not IRL in the game
Just to explain on that there
Oh, he's right in front of me
Hold on
Stop the burn
Fuck, I lost a part of that
No way
He's right in front of me
Yeah, look at that
Oh, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Yeah, looking out.
Right here, right here.
Stop right, one, stop right.
I don't see him.
He's right here somewhere. Backing out.
Why'd you watch out?
Is he in the woods?
I'm pushing.
No, no, no, he's in the woods.
Right here, he's low.
Coming.
Yeah, over here.
Dead.
I hit him.
Nice.
Stop trying to change the fence loser.
Wow, now it's a zombie.
No, I think you got one.
You got one for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can get him.
You can get him.
I have no clue.
Maybe they run into the church so they can defend it.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have no clue.
Maybe the church will defend it.
Burn alive it.
Oh, everybody's got the handsome skin on today.
Yes.
Oh, you?
One hundred months.
Not a sub-glazer.
Maybe it's just one guy.
Maybe, probably not.
That's sexy, though.
Everybody loot him. If it is one guy check this out check this take out. Everybody loot this guy
How oh
Remember shots on our north
And then after everybody loose that back. Yeah, I said it because if he has an echo he can rest himself
Wow, that's
Now what we have on him
What's that?
It's the one that warmed your hands on them.
Even on them. Even on them.
You hear 100% correct.
Oh, I'm bleeding.
Oh, I'm bleeding now.
Well, I'm down and that's just not right.
One up. Push it. Push it.
240.
Okay.
Yeah, nice. Good call on the birds.
Let's flank. Right side of it.
Oh, they're throwing.
No way that dude does that.
I
Wrap over there about to find out I think we downed them right one more though. Yeah, he's down
Yeah, how do you how do you guys
If you got neck or you can read oh, okay
There's another one. Yeah one over here
Why can't you think you think oh?
No, hey, I think that other guy was a solo and he got up. No wait. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep other guy was a solo
Yeah, yeah, she beggin suck it suck it
All right, so there's two
All right, we got perks or we got trademark, so I'm gonna go pledge march something I'm gonna go get some money at there
how many
Things doesn't say in your corner of your screen.
Ah, 36, banishing?
No, how many numbers out of six does it say you have?
Two.
Two? I'll get this bounty.
What is it going to give us?
I get a bounty.
And we get Darksex so we can see where the players are.
Hmm.
So the six would give you a bounty.
And the game hunts you down.
Then you can be playing right now.
Level on steam
It won't said nice good shot
Go help with that bear. Yeah, I'm good for rescue. Yeah
That guy might be a solo shot, be careful.
Bear!
Bear, what are you up-
Wow, he- right- oh, he noises-
Is he dead? Oh, he's not getting noises.
I'm dead.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
I think the bear has too much health.
can we get his soul any perks yeah he has no soul soulless
yeah any bullets there's bullets this is where you're gonna find all the
Wait, I dropped my gun back in.
So there's a cash register here fellas?
Let me know if you'll see a slide chamber.
I mean, Burnham, you mean, I can use my, I have a molly.
You're what?
I have a molly, I guess I'll molly them.
I have a molly here.
Does that work yet?
It should work.
Cash register here for the bully?
It'll work.
Shhh.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
7.80? Let's fucking go.
Why, did you just get a stimme?
We got, we got $750.
Yes sir, right here.
Uh, if you lose, how many, I don't know how many points y'all have out of six there, but, uh, each cash register has two points.
So go, if you want to go pick up the money.
Oh, straight from the down, right?
Let's go, ooh, I bet you they're gonna fucking, actually, oh, actually they're running. Let's go get these motherfuckers.
some other fuckers as they can afford it to get up we gotta move we gotta move
these dudes are something you never hear in your life hi what I mean by that
first time you can't afford you can't afford it I'm not I'm not I'm not up
there I don't know yeah but the other boy though you have to maintain them and
what not it's it's not like a nice unless it's like a gay been not as if I
have you seen that the game in y'all oh wait really they're in there now gave
in hot still in here they're not in here gave in is the esteem steam guy
steam see you where I want to know or whatever down here I fucked up though
Yeah, I should have gotten
What I think bounty change hands. Let's get this follow me up. Let's go
We use so if you go into dark side you hold E. You'll see the lightning bolts in the sky
Oh, I thought the lightning was coming from the building
Wait there. So they're fighting. All right. Here's what's happening. They're fighting a heritage
one guy
the wagon, but there's two teams of here to train them.
So, at the top of the screen it says, two red, one blue, what does that mean?
What do you mean?
Top of the screen, top left. Two red, marks, what does that mean?
Okay, so the blue one means I have a bounty, and the two red means two other enemy players have a bounty.
And so the bounty, if you have it, you can see other players that are close to birds.
Okay, yeah.
They're gonna try to extract, right?
Yeah, they're gonna try to.
Uh, but we're gonna stop.
Yeah, I'll go wide right, see if I can cut somebody off.
Yeah, see, now they're both...
If you look on your map too, you'll see the lightning bolts.
Uh, they're playing more easy.
Wait, they extracted it.
No way!
What do people love us?
There's still a bounty on the map.
It looks like they're going to X-Shack.
How did you see that?
Lightning?
Yes, sir.
Under me, man.
Okay.
Fuck.
I mean, they're close like a second ago.
I'm just trying to get them through.
No, there's still a heritage it looks like.
They're on a different...
Are you shitting me right now?
I'm going to die, y'all.
No.
GGs.
Yeah, bear here.
Okay, bounty's still here. There's still a bounty here we can get.
I'm fast as I can, I get my knife out and I'm gonna...
Oh fuck, I think...
He's down here.
Okay.
He's inside, right here, in this building.
Oh, I have to leave on this?
I'll turn to someone to take.
Get to my toilet.
now he's lower, he's more east
wait we heard somebody out there
yeah he's somewhere in this building for sure
I think he's right in front of me
oh shit he's right in front of me
he fell, he's definitely got a shotgun or something
I'm going to jump.
Now he's going upstairs, it looks like he's on the stairs.
I'm here! I'm on the stairs!
He's low, he's low, he's low!
Jumped outside.
Nice!
Nice shot, nice shot, holy...
He's a solo, so he's going to res him, so...
Oh my god, I scared me again!
He had a crossbow!
He had a shot because they're terrifying.
Yeah, come and lose this dude if you'll.
So how does this bounty work? Is it only the person that gets it, or is it like as a team getting this bounty out?
We all get it together, but only the guy who has the dark side.
I see, I see.
Maybe cards, but they ain't it.
Terror cards.
Alright, that's gonna- oh wait, there's more!
God damn it!
I'll fit the res. If y'all get on the other side of the pan, I'll be on my edge of war.
Nope, how about that that guy's up that guy's up. Yep. Nice. He's got he died. I'm so dumb
Yeah, oh my god, this guy
I think
In the building yes, okay, he's got a bow and arrow
There's two up to
Oh
Bonnet bow and arrow. Yeah, is that one at all?
Put it right behind his fucking head top. I mean there's one right in front of me right downstairs right here right on X
What's the res?
Yeah, he's like close enough. I think
Sitting right here
I
Know he's right here. I
Could resx hold on. Yeah. Yeah, we're good for res. Yeah
My dear everything around you right to give all
She's like right here to this corner. I got a surprise for you once
We're clear. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby.
Is this the fucking dog? Is this the dog, gentlemen?
I think it's gonna be.
Yeah, baby.
Now we have to go get laidman.
Now we gotta get out of here.
We're gonna go get laidman.
What does that mean? Two?
Two.
Alright, let's go get laidman.
So come with me.
Chad's gonna hate me for this, but it's okay, Chad.
I'll pop a standoff.
Oh, you follow it?
It's not that far.
So what is that you're explaining?
Uh, stamina shot just gives you a little bit of stamina.
I'm just gonna sit here. I got auto run on.
I'm gonna get a good deal of fear.
I'm gonna kill it.
If y'all see any, like, big mobs,
uh, now the toads come on.
The toads come on a second hit in a row, Chad.
Yeah.
This one constitutes a backflip.
I guess we've been waiting for that.
How many beers for you to get drunk on?
Oh, I don't know, like 35,000.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
These pledge perks that we're getting through the carryover of the next round is up to the idea.
They can get it, sir.
Got it.
So we're gonna stop by this wagon.
And you can go on the wind
Juicing up our hunter for the next rate and this game if I remember correctly you just kind of keep
Carrying momentum and then you hopefully get to max and then you retire hunter as like a
What's what's we're starting hunter for you got like big boat bonus cash or something?
I don't know how much it gives you
Horses from the same place
I'm not watching again I cook
What's the thing to be a
weird
Yes, but like all right, let's let you back. That's the best
Oh experience good here if y'all have any air should punch. We're about to get another
I used to work there a little bit or not.
I imagine a bush.
Yeah, I used to work there, I am.
You did?
Yeah, I was a janitor at the factory, but I had other jobs there.
I did not know that, that's awesome.
Real story.
So the wagon had something.
Was that the one right here?
Yeah, grab that experience, dude.
That'll ever get on there real quick.
It's coming in here for great experience.
It's a real OG.
If you go on the dark side, it'll show you where it is.
It'll be like a little bit of a tech deal.
Oh, I see.
It's your best.
What am I missing here?
Portion teller?
Not at the back of the wagon here, I think it's those.
We could.
I guess I'll stop.
Let's just go and stop by the wagon at Wheatley.
And did I stop by the wagon at Wheatley?
What is it?
I don't remember that.
I don't know what we did.
Whoa, I'm rubber banding crazy.
What's up?
I think I didn't play Rust, it's like some vet running over there, why are you doing it?
I think I'm already next to him.
Yeah, so I was so weird, I was literally just thinking about it.
I pulled my other Vs4 guy.
The board Rust is like a very high action.
It's crazy going and playing another game and then moving back and you're like fuck, that's crazy.
I'm not asking him. But, um, yeah, I'm gonna sponsor the show.
Ow. Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, but they don't care about people like you.
Yeah.
Hey, the sponsor is about to win.
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get in the lobby with thousands of other players and
it was pretty fun i like the way that game looks
oh shit i'm gonna die i'm dead yeah i mean uh oh
that's what i'm at right now i'm gonna i'm gonna die as well i was um bleeding out of my
my arms in other parts
oh I'm gonna show you I'm not alive I might have I might have you've had a real
job Mr. Pooce? I have I used to work at Chicken Express in the South Lake Texas. Oh very nice.
Do you like working there? I mean the food was damn good I like closing up and then you
get to take whatever the hell you want. Oh I love that. Me too. Alright fellas we're
gonna try and get, oh fuck. Oh a high train incoming let's go high train let's fucking
Go
And then it's like a five-minute timer or something you keep it going see how long you can keep it going certain levels to it
I need to get that number up, that's insane.
Alright, let's go to extract, baby.
So is that what you do when you kill the whole lobby?
You just go around looting the stuff you want and you get a check?
Hell yeah!
Let's go weed L, fuck yeah!
Fucking love pop!
High trade level 4!
High trade level 4!
There it is!
Residents in 20-something-ish territory.
He's gonna be the YouTuber recorder.
what is the record um it's I think some uh oh we're at level six let's fucking
go I'll get one let's fuck level seven
yeah it has it all the record I'm fucking dizzy right now like right
fucking now let's go malchier
That's right, that's what happens when I play Huncho Downer, available now.
High train level 870%?
Let's go Vic Lund, let's fucking go!
Wait, wait, uh, post, post, try something for me real quick, go to your options, uh,
your settings, options, game, like the very first, yeah, yeah, the first time.
I got hold on one moment. Let me kill this on you.
Okay.
There's another option. It's okay.
Yeah, and then, uh, like, all settings.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, turn your FOV up, and then the shoulder aim field of view. Make that shit default.
Why?
It just, I mean, it'll look, it'll just look better.
Like, the FOV feels a little bit more natural, I think, now.
Oh, shoulder aim.
Yeah, instead of Zoom, make it default.
Is this Zoom?
No, no, no. Just go to default. It looks nice. It looks nice, trust.
So we go up right here for this right?
I like the zoom it helps you.
You do? Alright, okay.
Let me choose around.
I feel like it's off-putting as well for me.
Woah, my game looks fucking good.
I've trained level fucking 9.
What does it mean to do?
I've trained 10. I'm gonna farm.
I mean, you've been doing that already, so I don't think it looks very exciting.
setting. I do not know if it's not max. I thought it was a lot of lower
status that let's go. We made it to 10. We're out of fucking control. Oh, nice.
I know y'all will get the backflip
Wait you can ask your backflip?
Wow, two years of my life
Awesome
I'm gonna fuckin' try
I don't even wanna watch that
So we actually won one bro
Fuck yeah
No, we're about to win two in a row
That was clean too
For the chat
Get it
It's just so easy
This is so easy
You have a lot of stuff behind there
is it any fun stuff in there no this is so this place flooded like a year ago
that's awful sorry to hear that no that's all right it wasn't too bad it was
just like two inches down here and we're doing renovations on the house so I
just kind of put all my shit in here and the guest house hanging with
everyone loved every day hope you'll do all right let's fucking go I'm gonna
You know the backflip is promising like this cigarette get my higher ready ready. I'm gonna get my hunter ready as well. Hold on
Well, I don't even want this hunter. I like it a guy
What's wrong with my loadout it looks all fun. Oh
And if y'all get court or not quarter-master a frontier's been take the throwing spears. It's the best
I forgot what I wanted to do. Hold on, don't do the back of yet.
I won't do it just yet. Let's go exact 666 outcast dexter. We're on high train level
11 fellas, this never happens. Now you're being back up for real.
never happens. Alright, I remember getting my hunter. Hold on, let me see if my shit's
Gucci right now. I think we're set. Hey, what are y'all gr- what perks did y'all
grab? I'm grabbing the big ones, I'm grabbing Doctor, I'm grabbing Sure-Foot. Grab, grab
Physician. Um, the pie, the necromancer, resilience, and bulk work. Oh yeah, if
y'all didn't buy Necro again, buy Necro one more time. If you get so many
Perkz for winning one hole Lee is sick. Yeah I get the good Perkz, kill me.
Why yes so many Perkz. How many points do you have? Like 20? 25? I had 30. I had 33.
What? I'm sick. Yeah I don't get all that.
What Perkz am I? Am I missing a Perkz? I think the say is let out them.
I guess I'll take first so it's all pretty looking.
Bolt, third, blade, shears.
What is that?
Indica.
Oh, yes.
Style of, uh, of, uh, weed.
Weed style.
All right.
Well, I'm Gucci.
Yeah.
Hey, grab Conn.
Do it.
Quarter, uh, Frontiersmen's Doctor in Physician.
That's all you want to know.
And by Necro again.
And right now I'm going to go pee and do a back flip.
Let's go kiss kiss me pot sass this guy again, huh? Kissing me pot ass. Got it same guys earlier. I don't be that guy
Let's fucking go
Everybody's going fucking nuts. Let's go ash leh leh. Come on
All right, here it comes y'all
Restroom but ready
This is just an attempt.
I'm scared a little bit.
It's alright. I actually hurt my wrist and my fucking chair break.
Oh my bad.
Yeah that was more like a cork.
I really thought I was gonna go stand up and like full on like like backflip from the fight from ground
Like do it
Because I would do it with a mattress something
You guys I'm serious. I haven't done it in a long time
Just I guys I live in a long time and I used to barely be able to land it standing up I
I mean I will not be letting that yeah fuck my shit up
Yeah, I need some sort of protection. If I go in the wrong, I might just fuck my shit up.
I don't work insurance, I don't really have a real work.
Shit.
Ah, I really did hurt my wrist. This is what I do.
For y'all.
Now I don't stream often, but when I do, I go fucking hard.
I've seen it. I've seen it for sure.
Honestly, proud of you for even doing that. That's risky, risky business.
Did you see what I did?
Yeah, no, I seen it. I seen it
Okay, we want to go to us. Are we harder lobbies could be one one or no
There's one more question. I just came out of my head at a dollar can I ask
Absolutely I'm trying 12 but it's going away. We only got
Stop it donate a million dollars
Yeah, I don't gonna like that anymore.
Okay.
Um, okay.
When it was, to the best of your recollection, the moment where you truly felt like, wow,
like I made it, or, or, you made a song and you were like, okay, this is a banger
for sure for sure.
Let's go sugar honey, thank you.
Oh, a saw?
A saw, or a moment where you felt like you made it, like, okay, I made it.
Oh, I get it.
I don't know, like my first arena, she'll first tour.
Light up. Here.
Where?
Oh, I hear something.
He's making trouble.
Hit him once.
He was up top or no?
Yeah.
Oh, someone's throwing shit at us.
He's blowing air like me.
Sounded like he was, he's got like a buzz saw thingy.
Be careful of his buzz saw weapon.
I
Once
Okay
He's running away he's not not he dropped drop down here drop down there. He's really low or he got rez. I don't know
I don't know if he's dead.
What's the pain? He keeps running.
He's on X.
On me?
Got him.
Nice. Good job.
Oh my, I just trick shot at him most of the time.
360 nose goes.
I think it was that thing.
It's not this guy before.
Yeah, that's like a one shot game.
Bullshit.
I mean, I'll just try that at you now.
I'm trying to.
82 months.
I like my guts.
Yeah, I like my guns but I need to get some ammo.
We got shots.
I pulled a face clan but oh, face clan.
Yeah, yeah, 345.
North shots, yeah.
I need to get an ammo box if you guys find anyone in DD's, please.
Oh my god!
I need to practice my back loops.
No, I just popped my wrist.
As soon as I land I heard a nice little click there.
Yeah, it was a dental center dentist.
In 2020, we got a job over here.
Oh, right in front of us.
Yeah.
Wait, it's two teams.
It's two teams.
Hey, ones.
I got them, what?
There's one right here.
Hit them, ones.
Yeah, OK.
Come on, Bubba.
Come on, Bubba.
We're friends, Bubba.
Come on, Bubba.
He gave me 500 bucks.
No way.
I'm all for my...
Swugs.
Looting.
Looting.
I got six out of six pledges.
I
Come look this guy. Where are you?
On me on me shots east at my 90
He has the oil filter science or scoped rifle cyber
That gun he's testing right now, I don't see a cap there.
Yeah, how?
And it looks busted.
Hold on.
Get some coffee over here.
So his feet, he must have been, he would have been northeast.
I did.
Sorry.
Oh, he one shot me.
I had him once.
I'm good for Raz if you want to pop me.
Yeah, it's gonna rescue an acre I think. Was that Devs? How do you do that?
Oh man, so unfortunate. He just lifted his head.
Yeah, this guy's in no way that can't walk by his way through there.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!
Alright, we're good. I'll go get it to us in the catch.
You heard him on your left. On your left, I shot.
I think you heard two sets, but maybe oh you're in now
They're gonna buy you
All right, that's some of G. I think that was actually fire the fire burning. I might yeah
Thank you for the rest
All right, I'm bad again
Oh, because I'm gonna be a black.
Where'd you knock that guy?
Uh, sure.
Did I knock him? I don't think so. I think I just hit him once.
He was the guy that killed you. He was over there.
I mean, I saw him run away, so...
I mean, unless they're two in the same spot, maybe, I guess.
He was the guy that killed you, though.
I hit him, and then he hit you.
Yep.
I don't remember how far he was.
I cannot use my main guns. I'm out of ammo.
Where would you get ammo at?
I don't know where this fucker went, man.
Yeah, he spreaded the straight north somewhere.
But why would he do that, though?
Trying to go get Mounted, maybe.
Oh, there's actually Rockjaw, too.
What is that?
There's a mini boss.
Oh!
Oh!
Put that against that guy.
Yeah, he's behind us.
Yeah, he's behind us.
He's behind us.
He's behind us.
Yeah, so we're behind us.
Yeah.
He's playing ratty.
the problem is I never saw him.
I'm about to do some dumber than hell.
Birds on that, maybe that's it.
That's insane apparently.
I mean this guy is shooting me when I do that.
sure I like to know where like fuck this guy let's just go to wagon he wants to
play like this okay coming I think the guy who got the
bounty must have been a solo to yep he's a solo well I just got two blue
points wasn't it how wait someone set up fireworks over here what the hell's
What's going on? This is a weird match.
Stemming a Stemmer.
Wait, I have a Stemming a Stemmer, right?
I think the stream will fly a keep up.
It's pretty much flying.
Oh, someone's throwing on this side, too, Joe.
This is weird.
Anyone want to pick up ammo?
Oh, dude, there's a choc bomb right here.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, someone must have found I bet it's a different here. Someone's stream snapping
Oh
What the fuck is what's happening with these bombs?
Should we not throw mollies in enemy?
Where how?
This is not gonna be my P. I'm not
No, actually about me
guy
What do I do when I burn my loses health or what?
I still am oh, this is just sad
You got up you got up you said one way are you kidding me? Yeah, I don't want to get away though
I am I am
I am I am
Where'd he go? Oh he's out here
Okay
Did you roll on him? Oh my god
Jesus Christ dude, they scared the fuck out of me now
What a pussy
get the small airbots back or not. Rock Jowl. What is that? Oh I'm getting a boss right?
over by here
uh...
uh...
i really don't think there's anybody left
but if we are so here's the big fellows
uh...
experience
If we get a bounty, we will get all our health chunks back, so let's go get our health chunks back.
Let's find Rod though, actually.
Anyway, we will get a bounty on that, right?
There's a fuck ton of solos, so if there's only three teams, if there's only three teams...
Wait.
What?
Welcome.
The building's caught on fire.
I bet you he's right outside of Darren we're shooting at me
Oh, oh, who's shooting at you if I'm with somebody somebody I don't really know
I think I think it's the same guy that shot of us early silence
Come with me, come with me. Just follow me real quick and we'll find a place to sleep.
We need to go get Resco, so at the circus, there's Resco. We can get all our health jumps back.
Okay, well I'm not going to PVE, so...
We'll do that, and then we'll go get Rod, dawg.
Hey, there's one player that's like that, one slumber guy, so...
Hell yeah, I'll sign this poor frog. That thing ruined me.
What is that?
No, just a magic card, just being a nerd.
Oh yeah, what about that ring? You still got it? Or not?
Hell yeah.
Was that y'all on birds or no?
Yeah, me birds, me birds, me birds, me birds.
Wait, somebody's inside of here.
In here, in here.
Yeah?
Yes, yes, I am.
We should take this fight though. At least I don't have any health.
My health is also low.
I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna push you.
Yeah. Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go...
This is gonna be a pain in the ass on Papa's Day.
So we're gonna go...
Kill this fucking bear.
Yeah, I tried to hunt that card. I bought like a crate of these packs and got nothing.
He dies! I'm dead. I'm dead. Take that, girl.
I got you I got you I got you
I I might get stuck in there.
Sniper guy.
Can we start getting sold?
No sold one.
No sold one.
I got it.
No sold one.
Sold us there.
Thanks.
I don't you hate when there's no sold one.
Oh my god, deals.
Fuck yeah.
Take those signs right on the walls.
Let's go.
Alright, so take, here's what we're doing here.
Yeah, get rest-o.
If we ban it, it's just not this stupid stuff.
So let's get the cash register all over here,
because we're fucking crazy classy sassy ratchet.
I'm feeling spicy.
Right. Orchard teller, do I want that?
Nah, you're alright.
Okay, much better to do that, but...
or one guy anyway.
What? How do you get all these in?
Playing a little carnival games?
Yeah, you can play carnival games, I saw that.
750, let's fucking go, I'm pogging.
Experiencement, let's fucking go, I'm pogging.
Another cast register with a thousand in it, hot dogs.
500, I keep getting...
Oh, what did you get that right here? The hammer?
already did it earlier so what we're gonna do chest gonna hate me
we're gonna get this bounty up at pearl try and find the other guy and then we're
gonna go down to Darren to get me got me got me got me got me got me I'm
looking trees up here I didn't I didn't hit him
let me kill this guy I'll be honest I don't think we let him snuck us like
This is a
Pushing fudge image. I'm pushing to he's somewhere on us
The fuck did he go?
I'd be only one of these rocks my nice ouch
This guy's such a rat. Oh my god, that's what if we had the bounty we could see where he is
to get stalked hard.
I'm coming at you as I can, but you're not really far away.
How do I use the dark site though? You mean this?
Yeah, you open it.
Right click.
Right click when you're in dark site mode or whatever.
I don't know how I had it.
I don't have to do something scary.
Oh my god, I died y'all.
They trapped it.
Is there a team in there?
No, there's nobody there. They just trapped it.
I just saw the guy. Actually, you're good.
I saw him for a second right there.
Where? Give me.
He's up on the railroad.
Hit.
Where? There you go.
There, there.
I can't see if he's behind the hay bale on the right on your right on your right little more the hay bale
Can't see it anymore
No, no, no, no, he's gonna explode. Oh, oh
We're fine. We've never been better
We are
lots of trucks
Hey bring my body
We're good if we have the bounty we can get you up
Alright, let's just take you down with Stakecom
Stakecom
We'll get this bounty, we're gonna find where this fucking pussy is
We're gonna res X
And then we're gonna go get around John
Max hunters and so much money. It's gonna be awesome. Just look on the ground for traps
He could follow this path, but he put a trap on this window naturally of course knowing that I would come through here
So why would he do all that efforts for what?
Kill me. It's harder than anybody
All right, we good we good
this guy got a high shot rat
we're gonna take the bounty we're seeing if anybody's here don't go there
there's a yeah yeah yeah
we're gonna go kill the son of a bitch
body's still burning you'll be cute
um
I feel like I shot him directly on the wall did I miss?
I hit him. It's weird. Yeah, he's pretty weird. Stop by this wagon to see if there was
Oh, now he's over, he's right by, uh...
Yeah, yeah, he's on the, um, the dock.
He has a, uh...
He's playing his sniper with a super scope, yes.
Yeah, he's still, he's running away now.
He might be going in here.
Oh, you sure something, man?
Yo, what is the bone arrow?
Yeah, yeah, show you the bone arrow.
Such a rat, motherfucker!
Fuck!
Ending a blow-up.
Have rest, though, have rest, though.
Oh, now to rest.
Uh-oh.
He's running, he's basically running away, he's like another angle pilot.
I don't know fellas, this is sketchy man.
Yeah.
Do you have any more with the orange it?
No, he's still, uh, he's still, uh, he's closer, he's closer now.
Yep, he's on the left. He's over here to the north.
He's just shot.
Yep, I heard you.
This guy, man. Can we rezax? At all or no?
I'll memorize and cover.
Really thank you
Nice shot, I think he's dead
Let's go push that push that we've got three I think I killed them
What do you want to see this one here? What's weird here?
You son of a bitch! You're a buster!
You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
You're a buster!
He's a solo, so uh...
Yep, alright.
What we're gonna do, step back a little bit, if everybody looted?
Burn him, burn him!
Let's fucking go. Everybody put traps on him. Step back a little bit, X.
Yeah.
Everybody put a million traps on his ass.
Alright.
Hold on, dynamite.
No, don't dynamite him.
I
Want the gun I'm I gonna
Man that guy was playing dude. He was working us the entire game like 30 minutes
Yeah, like I died for does this guy
What a busta
What a absolute fucking busted you know, yeah
And literally we is
Oh, we're going to check if you eventually gonna burn out. Yes
It takes a while. For me it took like a hundred to burn to a full amount.
You sit by the fire, warm your fucking hands.
Radio Houston will be back.
I'm gonna go up in the tower here and set up a garden.
Alright, he gotta get out of here.
Alright, let's go kill that alligator and get out of here.
Alright. We already have some days left, can I?
No, we gotta go south.
Oh yeah, is that carnival?
No way. No way. No way. I shot at once. No way. No way.
Wait, where's my spear? The last one. We lost a brand soldier. There you go.
I have zero bars
I'm sure to alleviate the pressure and I got one tap like this guy for the answer whatever. Oh, wait, I'm gonna die wait
He's in he is in
Fight hunter. Oh you heard that right?
I'm out of the playoffs here I should have been in the playoffs but it came down to score
because there was a three-way tie I had by the end I made some great fucking trades how
does that work really fancy I'd never heard of I've never even like looked into it like
how's it gonna work?
I had fucking George taken state I had CD I had I drafted Joe Burrow but then Joe
No bro got hurt fucking week one.
Great guy, great guy, but...
Is fantasy football like, is that like a fake game that's happening and you're putting bets on?
Or is it like off of the real sport?
It is off of the real sport, but you draft a team of players.
Like you get a kicker, you'll get a defense, you'll get some receivers and shit.
And if they play well, then you play well in fantasy.
said to get that good performers
in their own way
You have to ask a roster of real people
and based off their performance in the NFL
it changes like what happens on your roster
so yes sir
that's cool
it is cool
but it's a pain in the ass
because I don't really have the bandwidth
to be a Cowboys fan
so you know adding on an additional loss
in fantasy too really
yeah I'm just kidding
But I was so close, three-way tie, came down to four-hands.
So why don't they just win there?
Hey Lexi, great question.
I think that's the question I've had in everybody's mind here.
It's an American sport, it's a very American state, and then I'll win the American sport
game.
I mean, they need to lock in a little bit.
You know what?
percent right, but there's a lot of other American sportsmen that are playing here.
American sportsmen and they win the American sports game.
Sports ball. Yeah.
You got to get up. So the Raptors somewhere around here.
I have a I have a scary fireman after me.
I don't know what to do. I'm panicking.
I'm a ass. But if he's far away, can she be? No, he's he's on my ass.
Oh, he's right on your ass.
I
Thank you. He was giving me the business, huh? Mm-hmm. Yes. I see a monster
It's a bear don't like the bear. Okay. We need to kill this guy first
Okay, so you want this one?
So we're looking for a big crocodile
Please
here is that a crocodile or is a normal normal water devil thing
all right no that actually might be right yeah here he is
all right so the tech is the tech is to stand in the water a little bit
and then when he starts charging edgy he just runs to the side
Can I dynamite him?
Uh, yeah, you can dynamite him.
Is it wax dynamite?
Bundle.
No, you need to wax your barrels
so they don't work like we water.
No, that's why it's wax.
Alright fellas, we're real close
if I can get him.
I'm not the right one, I'm a bullet.
What's the saddest?
Okay, here's the big one.
Head shot.
I'm so close, y'all.
And I'm one of the, if he hits me, I think.
You want me to try to bait him?
I can try to bait him.
Yeah, bait him.
If you bait him, so standing in the water to stand still
when he starts charging at you
I'll bait him again hold on
I'll try my best
stay in the water there, i'll see what we fuck off
he died, he died, he did, he did, he did, he did
he died!
oh, he gave a shot on this fucking dude
alright, let's go
get out of here
that's huge, no?
this is huge, fellas
Two wins back-to-back?
Yeah, but it looks like Chad's getting fucking beat, kind of.
Yeah, yeah, but it- oh.
Well, I mean, I think you can break it then after this, then. I- I- I got two then for that.
Well, that's it. How does it- now we're gonna have a lot of perks, right? We're gonna be like maxed out.
Next.
Oh, this dude's gonna be maxed out, and we're walking out with over $3,000.
Shadow's the legendary traitor. Really.
What up? What up Sammy, Luke and Katie?
The whole family's there.
The whole family?
I can't believe I'm made it out.
I got money. I got money.
Oh, are you like that?
I love that, baby. I love that song.
I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes hard.
I thought you were singing, um...
We don't like Victor.
We don't like Victor.
It's just too easy, man.
It's just too easy, baby.
She's done it harder.
And now we just extract fellas,
and we got level 50 hunter.
Level 50?
So what does that give us?
It's too easy, man.
Nothing. You can retire.
You can retire.
You can retire him and get some money.
Do you make your own beats?
Do you like producing them or not?
Some I do.
Oh, all right.
Like, why'd I receive not making...
I made a bunch of shit.
Why, that's insane.
So, you sing on it, you do the vocals,
you do the production?
Tweezing something like that, you know, Lewis and Chuck, everybody helps and then
will not help so you can think everything.
Those are bangers.
I'm just a guy with a really beautiful, beautiful, baby blue eyes.
I'm just a guy.
Favorite dinosaurs, probably between stegosaurus and...
You, director.
the Utah Raptor how topical eggs let's fucking go yeah or Dyno yeah what do you
like Dyno what's that it's um Daniels of course it's my dad I forgot I always
forget Dyno Dyno for source exactly
600 dollars? I'm rich! I'm rich as fuck!
Really? Let me check.
Oh my god!
How do you know that?
I don't know if I'm rich.
Uh, I don't know. It just says at the top left.
For me it just says I'm rich. Let's fucking go. Level 50.
I'm gonna get another one of these hands. Hey fellas, I really think we're hitting our flow here
Was anybody that?
It means they all are getting to the groove of it and we're rolling
Yeah, but we're cooking with grease, baby
Everybody's dying if all night flies except for that one guy that killed me five times
that did
Chad, what do I want for a new book?
I'll be right back.
Oh, there's more at the bottom. I didn't know that.
Can I buy these or not?
Oh, I can't. Why not?
In a mission
So the pretty white one that
Sure foot
Oh, I like it. I like the song that is something to talk
I don't have shoe foots. I had to do it.
Doctor?
Doctor's a good one.
Daily cord surgery.
Surgeons.
Is that a good five finger?
Nope, can't see it.
Oh, fast fingers.
I step 12.
I'm using one-handed or two-handed single bolt action.
Is that a good chat?
I am an I.
Oh, so the doctor okay.
It cost nine though.
That's thank.
I cooked, I'm full worked up.
All right, boys. We're fucking cooking.
I mean, they send no chance now, this is just sadder.
It's sad as fuck.
We're gonna have really ruined a lot of lives tonight, fellas.
Yeah, we're doing a bus.
I've been a good fucking boy.
I've been a good boy.
Yeah, good boy.
I'm ready to play.
So I'm gonna have me a great red bun.
Let's go ahead and tap the whale.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, dirty sweet.
Very interesting.
Herbert? Yes, I did get...
Wait.
I do miss Guarana.
And I did get my dog. His name is Llewellyn Moss. He's a stud.
Bet Creek or what's that?
Oh, fuck! Be content.
Everybody strap in.
Hey.
Everybody strap in.
You like roleplay?
How do you mean?
Like roleplay, you play a character in a game or something like that, where you act as that character.
You know what I mean?
That's like a sexy roleplay?
No.
Well, I mean, I do like games like that.
I can play a game like that.
All right, is everyone ready?
Yeah, we are, I think, especially for a match.
Now, I feel like you'd love that,
like, like, like, like, right at the auto-roadway.
I think that's like, that would be a thing.
Oh, I have done them.
I've tried to,
what's it, no pixel or something?
Oh, really?
I didn't even know that.
But I get shy, man.
Yeah.
I get shy.
Yeah, you'd have to get into our crew
and kind of forget that there's even anybody that's
even a water, that even it's out there listening
and it's just you interacting with the people you see.
Yeah, I work at the burger shop.
Wait, really?
I used to own that.
You own the burger shop?
Yeah, I used to own the burger shop on the public server.
I ran it and on the main server, I was an employee.
Who owns the burger shop?
Shelly?
In the main server.
I mean, Shelly used to own it,
so now I think it's been passed to corporate.
Let's go the Red Duds.
Best movie here, I'll show you some cootie.
If you like no country, let me see if I can see.
Now it's Senior Buns, unfortunately.
Well, who's seen your buns?
It's their competitor, the competitor's burger shop, the senior buns.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's like in the main GTA, right?
That'd be like the brand of the fake password in the game, you know what I mean?
So like, when they make the model for the passwords, I'm definitely letting them.
I'm going the other way fellas if y'all want to go to you
Well I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there
But we've obviously seen
But it's not worth it, it's not worth it, it's not worth it
We've seen the power of both of the Canadians and this handsome young man combined
It's Vitao
Okay, run that by me or just one last time, please sir
What was that? Overs
He said we're doing fantastic all three of us
We're steady ballin big ballin is my hobby
It's actually extracurricular and recreational. You're you're gonna be ballin me too. I'm a big ball big ballin
Are you talking about to be a ball it like if you would I'm speaking I could be a short point
I meet you. I'm so strict. I could be whatever it is that you shoot quick winners because I got a nasty quick winner
That's you'd be a great power forward. I mean
What does that mean it how do you just rush them in it?
You actually would be a great power bottom. I mean powerful. I don't need to do this. All right
Yeah, the best because you've ever seen it nobody can do it like I do
Honestly, I believe it dude. If X puts his mind to something, he could be the best of it anything
Even a power bottom. Let's go. I will commit my life to it.
I
Let's fucking go
People don't know about X's mental. Yeah, I
Can I can back it take a whole lot. He's he's playing chess. We're playing checkers
Hold it and leave it. Oh it's raining
I
The reason why all the birds are going nuts is okay
That's cool sound it's sick. I'm gonna go get some good in this game. Oh trust that you I
Did not you?
Oh, you are far than a month. We're ex. Where are you brother? I had a telescope. I'm gonna go in here
And I'm at the power bottom of the mass that's what I do and I'm gonna scope them down
I'm gonna give the business get a real dirty with it watch this I like the way the rain sounds
My head like a storm
XQC has a high trade. Let's go
to
Who shot we guys are not oh, I got
Right outside of the lanes.
Oh my god, I'm really far away.
I'm going head over this way.
You're so far.
Yeah, I'm going out.
Out to my exit.
Player, player here.
Oh, follow me.
That's follow me.
No, I think that guy's following me if you pinged him.
I don't know.
No, because X is so far away, game.
Is he?
I mean, I don't know.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
X is on the other side
Maybe we wait for him instead of going up ahead?
Yeah, I think that's what we'd be. They can't seem...
No one can seem to move in the darkness
There's people right in here though
And they're fighting two teams
X is in Narnia?
Yes, they fucking fear the lead
It's all good though
Bro, you're not even making your way here
There's a guy in the cross position, man
Oh my god, what are you afraid of?
rate of your pro gamer. I'm going. I'm going. You're literally a professional game. Locking
in.
I was just getting further away. Wait, where are y'all going? No, there's people here.
no i don't know i don't wait for it when it works
this is one of the people
one speed, one speed, one speed, one speed
i'm gonna banish this dude
right now i'm just ready
i'm about to get shot, i'm about to get shot
oh yeah i'm gonna get shot
ow ow
ow
we might need to save him
alright let's go save him
i'm good, i'm good, i'm good
just chill for a sec I guess. Yeah there's people in here fighting the
boss and another team I think. Where are they at, I think. Oh, I'm somewhere. Like over there.
I'm with the boys. I ride for the brand.
I'm going to do it again. Fudge it, fudge it. I'm leaving this place.
Daddy's problem is Sam and I'm asking Mike, buddy. I'm dirty in this situation, by the way.
I got birds
Come on
How did you get down there?
Dude, I just stayed out so I can protect the perimeter from you guys
But I know what he gives you would push it. That's the why perimeter my friend. Oh
My god, I was playing the game backwards. Dude. I thought we're on the
Seesots remember well playing backwards
birds
birds live again, this is crazy man
Sorry, they're not shooting you. We're okay. We're all together. Look at that. Let's go guys.
Let's go up. Let's go back captain where I just was.
Yeah
Okay, I'm gonna say how it is. I'm gonna be the one to stand up for what's right and just say it.
Red Bines are absolutely overrated. No shop. They're not really sour. They're not for the
great ones. Yeah, they all taste like like sugarless drinks. They have removed sour from
candy a long time ago and all we get is fake sour and it's it's it's really
busting yeah you know great right
thank you oh oh oh oh I don't see I'll see it wants it wants it was that well
Oh
What does that do it Adam?
I'm hearing some stuff
But I was looking right in here
I'll show you these
I heard a bow so I don't die
Yow you're a fucking statue!
I got a good look good look good
That's where the gas flies in here
That's where the gas flies in here
I hear like a dude
Do you think north east or something?
Open up! Open up! Open up!
Open up! Open up!
Oh
I have to use the Alster.
It's not peaking.
They're gonna keep the whole bottle, there's probably eight in there.
801 represent.
It's not peaking though.
What's my AP going psycho?
Maybe here?
I am not walking.
I'm gonna shoot.
Over here.
Head shot!
Oh my god!
Bang!
Okay, so one's dead, yeah?
Yep.
Carenacro?
All good shots, southeast, southeast.
Yep, that's the enemy earlier.
Remember earlier?
Oh, no, I'm on fire!
I'm trying to get the last goddamn kill.
There we go.
Oh my God, it spread to me, dude.
Wait, why is this happening to me?
What was that?
What was that? What was under us?
What happened?
Stuff.
I'm debating going for the other barrier.
Let's just go stop by Wabin.
Where? Yeah, yeah, let's go south-east somewhere.
It's like behind us.
South-east, straight south-east, I don't see them, but I hear them.
I'll be a fucking tic-tac, yo.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna make a rescue.
I'm pressing you.
I can resin with Necro, I think.
No, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Okay, okay, okay.
post you ready get out of there we're in a shit fucking spot
yes sir hey let's go get dressed up let's do that
yeah
coming down
we're dipping eggs we're dipping eggs
coming
there might be a guy here I think this is where you got shot from post maybe so be careful
oh I got it
hey
you're in here
yep there it is
it's not funny from where I am
he's got like a weak ass gun though
I'm gonna push the bushes, I'm pushing the bushes.
Oh, man.
I got one bar in my beautiful.
Oh my gosh, I got a zombie. That was a...
I'm being... I'm being...
If I die one more time, I'm dead.
Where is he?
We could maybe try to ignore him?
I think he moved him.
I think we run and try and get the other band.
Dude inside looks like a solo because his buddy ain't picked up the other band yet.
Yeah, just follow me up.
Coming.
Oh no, I think we're through the water.
I pray, I pray.
Yeah, we're back in all these fights
This guy I have a bone to pick with this buster
Hiding in the bush like that. I can't believe it
I've all been there
I'm light up if you choose me
Yeah, we're going to circus right now
We're gonna get rest no come back
there's still a bounty over there there's actually a bounty at fucking Alice too
I don't know that's where so Alice farms is the next point of interest here
there's a solo with a bounty over at Alice oh we're actually gonna beat up
with him we're gonna like perfectly nice he knows we're here I said oh he's
He's right in front of me.
No way.
Fucking fucking fuck.
You just have to do it on the ground so you
can probably write some letter.
He's right on the fence.
I think he's pulled back.
On the other side of the fence, there's another fence.
And that's where he was.
OK.
That was not my best game, fellas.
Chat where?
I want three bars, too, a tic-tac.
I see him.
He's on the body.
fuck
fuck
there he is
look at his legs
must have echoed you're 100% correct
time for a little bit of a gear break
must suck
I have a nice house here.
I don't know how many is the problem.
I guess I'm here, here, here, on bang!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw one far, if you actually saw...
One's dead, one's dead.
I think he's a solo, man.
I truly do.
He's up he's up he's up he's up yeah, you're not growing in that crowd
Yeah, yeah, he's just in this main building somewhere. I just hope he doesn't have a shotgun
Yeah, you wanted this blue bill. Oh, I can't fault that got it. I don't know. He's this main blue building somewhere
He has a shotgun. This is gonna be
if you go now here's the bit
I'm inside I'm looking for the guy in here somewhere I swear
I
Is not not not
You can rest me get that bounty you can raise me. I'm gonna raise you stud great shit
Huge
Did I laid an out bump
What a buster?
That was the guy from the bushes
Why am I burning I've never seen that so lost
Bro
Yeah, yeah, let's go get rest oh and then go get the
I met him at his birthday and it was just
It just seems so normal. You never would have fucking like just an initial meeting like...
Oh, interesting.
You never would have expected this shield.
Yes, sometimes it's really expect the least, that'd be the most.
Oh, here's the deal. That's what I was saying. We're gonna go get a rest, though.
We're gonna go get that other loose bounty these dudes might extract I think I think the bees up top are cowards
unless they all traded in they're all dead
Oh, on the right hand side we made it. Silenced shots right side at 240
Oh, I don't even have enough we need six more points
I have six points
Oh, I don't have six points. Uh, we'll get it there. We'll get it there. There's the losing
should I use the dark sign boost?
sure hold down E and you can see if it's growing red you'll see if they're within I think
it's like 75 yards and I'm holding yeah I don't see anything
Thank you. Did it right click right? Did it right click? No, but if you hold it down and it glows, no, don't use it all, don't use it all. Why? I use a lot of it, did it? You only get five seconds.
But if you hold it down, just the dark side button, you can see if there's people, without using your pointing out where that, this is hard to explain.
without showing where exactly they are you can see if they're within 75 meters
all right
do I take it dog side boost pledge mark
I
Think they traded unless they're fucking around the folks out of lanes fishing sons traded and they're all dead
Because no one's picked up a bounty yet
my help is low as well go back and help her yeah take you get the yeah you look I didn't
know we wanted that because I had six and it seemed to think that you think you're gonna
spend on something although we're sitting for like that like it's some end game thing
no this is kind of it you get money or you get the help here help you're still I need
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Let me know when you spend your money.
You just look around if there's anything you want.
There's perks. There's money.
Where's Zurker?
Zurker's melee. Fuck that.
Existence mode?
Yeah, grab that. Fuck yeah.
Fuck it.
Actually, we might be max hunters, aren't we?
I don't have that map.
No, I restarted.
Oh, you sold you under?
No, I didn't sell them. I keep them.
What do you get for selling them? Just cash money for the random?
I think $2,000 you get.
Go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
And I can put it from the depths of hell.
Ha ha ha.
I'm not fucking epic that clip of two.
No, it's huge.
Where's the coolest video you've met in?
Something maybe a humble or cool or fun?
I really enjoyed jamming with Father John Mason.
That was fun.
WWE was pretty, he's a singer, he used to be the drummer in Fleet Boxes, and I love
Fleet Boxes.
I met CM Punk, that was fucking awesome.
CM Punk?
Met Triple H, met John Cena, a lot of WWE guys.
That's cool.
Yeah, you're a big TV giant. Oh, I love it man. I just started, you know recently going I've had some time and
It's been nicely. I went to the
WrestleMania, I was like even here. I went to the clash of pairs. Just having a lot of fun
It feels good, I never got dude, I really think those dudes up in the top left are dead. I think we win
I think we win
Oh, you mean like he died with like, bleed or something? Or like fire?
I-I'm either just getting shot in the same spot, and I'm looking for traps, because last time we got fucked by a subtle guy, it was bad.
Sure.
What about your favorite meal or food? Is that something cool? Or good?
Chicken farmers, yeah.
Okay, and I don't mind that, that's a good answer.
What's yours and don't say, uh, poutine?
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti?
Mom's spaghetti?
She makes the best spaghetti sauce, like, ever.
Like, actually.
I have to put my mom's spaghetti over any spaghetti ever,
and I'm not just having to glaze like this.
You're not trying to glaze your mom?
Oh, no, no, no.
Mom's spaghetti.
Did you say you're not trying to glaze?
Oh, no, I glaze all day.
No one's saying that you're glazing your mom.
That's a W glaze honestly. That's the kind of glaze you want. That's the kind of glaze you want to do, you know?
Also my mom does, um, she does a maple syrup ham.
I heard you talk about this actually, recently.
Dang, maple syrup ham is so crazy.
So you're doing your cheer list for Thanksgiving food, I remember.
remember I like yikes yikes but some of the stuff that you guys eat the
Thanksgiving it isn't a Greg yes I would never even try mac and cheese really
are we didn't ask what's wrong with you brother mac and cheese is just don't you
ever talk shit about mac and cheese right now just because your bougie
french palate is so refined we need KD a little bit of mac and cheese
KD over here we need KD you know that is no what is that crap dinner oh I love a
crap dinner yeah that's the only thing I can tolerate that I think mac and cheese
is not made to be elevated that's the worst fucking mac and cheese you
possibly could have actually not true that's actually a fucking bear okay so
you buy it to the guy who thinks you can elevate a burger like way past the
the fast food centers
no i like fast food
you got to get a sponge bob mac and cheese
that's the way you do it
sponge bob mac and cheese, what do you get for that?
like a lawgreens or a tomfum or a sniz
it's like kb?
it is crap, it's crap
really?
oh is it the sponge bob shaped noodles?
We already got this we already got this we didn't retire hunters
Let me check it
Yeah, I would have shadow
So these little markers on the map and Alice and like lock Bay and stuff what are those
That's where someone has used dark say oh
Oh
So what about the black like aura in that chapel and and that's on fish. That's where the boss is
Okay, so many birds under the water
SpongeBob shape noodles weird they are the best
They taste I wouldn't I do eat the regular craft magazines
But for some reason the shape of the SpongeBob ones make them taste significantly better.
I can see that.
Chances are, Chats, we are getting two albums in 2016.
If everything goes my way.
And what kind of genre? What kind of vibe is it going to have?
It gives us...
Everything. A little bit of everything, baby.
A little bit of rock? Maybe a little bit of guitar?
I think folks will be happy.
I hope folks will be happy.
Are you going to be happy with us?
Life for you.
Fuck yeah, I'm going to be happy.
Well, there you go.
That's all I matters.
I'm getting the boys coming out for New Year's.
We're going to write.
We're going to fucking man.
Write, record, hit it all down.
Darko US.
US
So are we going here because there's that leftover bounty that hasn't picked up
They haven't taken them they haven't taken them so chances are there's six bodies here
We're fighting yeah
They killed each other we're safe. There's no one around
This guy that was dead here is not here anymore. Oh wait. This is different
All right, okay, so there's body here if you want to loot. Yeah, so what are you doing?
that's why you take culture you always been my it's the best no I kept reduced
like I'm fully booked for the year and whatever just make it down right wait
you got beats no I am beats yeah that's my bad
that sometimes it's like 3 a.m. and he goes on these sashes when he opens up
That fucking like three-loop program or whatever
And he makes some nasty fucking beats
He makes some nasty beats
Some of the shit
Platinum Diamond, they don't even know what to call them
Cause they'd be a tier above it
It'd be called
Ammole or something
Triple Ruby
Look at his bounty man
For free
Where are these bodies?
It must have died or gave it to us.
Oh, you think that was just helpers?
Oh, that hurt.
Is there a little health spot somewhere here? Or does that hurt bad?
Oh, you mean vessel?
Uh, no, just like one of those med packs.
Do you have magpies?
Yeah.
You don't heal them. Oh, wait. You just picked up a bounty, right? You picked up a bounty.
I think of the bounty you want it how do I get to you?
You can't you can't
No, no, no, we're good if we extract with monies you get all you have
All right, so let's get out of here
Let's just go start a new one this one was a weird one
This is a real onion for real, but it is not going to be re-massive of it, buddy.
What about, what about Stroud's favorite food, what is it?
My favorite food?
Yeah.
Better be Bustin' on God.
It better be Bustin' on God.
Come on for air.
Holy fuck.
I don't know.
Well come on man, this is not weird, but like I don't care like about food.
No!
Like the concept of food is annoying, like if I could and take a pill to replace food I would.
Really?
Yeah.
It's part of the core foundational pillar of the human experience.
Is that true?
Then just drink soy milk then.
So I don't think anything tastes good.
No, I think it's not taste good, but it's just annoying to eat food.
I wish I could just like down it.
Me too, but I love that shit.
I like food.
I like food.
Don't get me wrong.
Eating sometimes is nice, but if I could choose to get rid of it, I would always choose to
just get rid of that shit.
I would rather not eat.
To be able to not eat than not sleep.
You know what I mean?
If I had to choose one, I would choose the not eat one.
Yeah, I would rather not eat sleep.
Well, even though I agree, I feel like the experience of sitting down and eating is how we come together as people and to unite and talk and socialize and drive society forward.
Without food, we don't get the meetings and the networking. We don't go anywhere. We just say, I help them and we get nothing.
We would have been back in the caves without food.
I fell asleep wait wait wait wait wait wait
At you kills that that time I
Didn't kill nothing for talking three. I didn't kill
All good so apparently people say don't retire your hunter
Just keep playing them as he's max and you get more goodies or some shit. Is that true?
And you get more you get more rewards if you use a hunter that's max then not retired
Or something I did not even know that chat one now what we're gonna get
I'm not needed. What is it? Oh, instead of X, oh, when you're max level on a
hunter, instead of XP, you're now getting extra money. So you make more money.
That's nice. Is that true?
Oh, I didn't know that you won't. Yeah, you won't. You won't. You won't bust that.
Thanks Lord 95. The orange rings can mean a player with a bounty token excluded, a
Nobody too. Oh, I didn't do that.
Phase J, I do not rock with the Patriots,
but y'all do look good this year.
Favorite fast food?
Canes, super chicks here in Utah.
Anything with chicken nuggets?
There's no way you live in Texas.
You didn't say water burger.
I do love water burger.
You know, I don't have water burger out here.
It sucks.
Best order out of water burger is Paddy Melt with
The chicken strips with gravy and spicy ketchup with a root beer.
You get that, you control life itself.
Well, I don't get the spicy ketchup
because I don't like the jalapeno flavor.
Well, it's not really a jalapeno.
It's just spicy.
I want to correct.
You just get more bloodline next week.
That's all.
Oh, well, I'm already next level.
Yeah, you don't want that.
That order is insane.
5.5.5.8
What about Dave's hot chicken? You didn't ask Busson
Dave anybody who talks about Dave Dave's hot chicken
Uh, mid. Oh wow that's crazy
Well, I mean you admitted that you would drink so much all day, so I mean I can't do it
Hi, I read you. I I tried that too. I tried that, but I bet I'm a different lobby. Hold on. What's what I'm gonna
Know you're not lobby how the hell I retire this hunter
No, but no, I want to where is he where do I edit change?
Apparently, Dony XB is always level 100, if you know.
Blast scent trait.
Let me check that out real quick.
Okay, I can't fix my perks once you've been loading.
Shift-HEL.
Yeah, I retired the guy.
I'm reading this way.
Career and underage.
Wait, what on the move string did you notice?
Do you need a rope?
Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, we shape prestige doesn't mean I should do a little hundred
I know you can if you want to you don't have to
Wait boys was that three in a row yeah, I mean it we're like we're like men this is people people are living avoiding our queues because they're scared
They should be fucking scared. Yeah, we're we're we're sort of massacring these buses and these zombies
I need a beer, hold on, boys, you all want one?
No, I'm good.
Okay.
I just hit my pants, so it's okay.
What's the title of the day?
OK, this is going to be a medium take.
But medium.
You eat medium heat because generally hot in some locations
it's going to be a little bit too hot,
and it'll make the rest of the food unenjoyable.
Like, it's not that hot is too hot.
In some locations, we'll overdo it,
and it will be like extra hot, and it's not worth it.
What's this about Dave's hot chicken?
Hey man, I'm not.
You know what?
I'm not a big Dave's guy.
Really?
Why not?
I don't know.
I don't like.
I think they make your chicken too big.
Yeah, just they're just trying too hard or something.
They make the chicken too big, and I think there's a lot of bad pieces of chicken in there
Yes, he gets it. I like the flavor a lot the flavor is there. I think they need I think the chick is too big
What else is there it's a chicken breast what else is there
I'll be happy consuming it. You don't want to be like working too hard, you know
That's how I feel. Anyway, that's the thing, too
There's a place here called crazy D's hot chicken and I just had it and that's it was insane
If y'all are Utah residents check that shit out, and I'm not talking shit about Dave's
So you have days, but you have a lot of crazy D that's what you
yeah I mean I bet what do you mean you bet what's that supposed to mean I mean crazy
deal I mean me too as a power bottom that's what I do as a power bottom you
have a lot of crazy deal you have to have a new hunter by the way boys so I'm
kind of feeling good like a lagging behind it yeah yeah I'm feeling real
flow. It's pretty fun. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, it's not gonna lie. It's unique, bro.
It's it's just what I like about it. It's really it's all like and it sets. Yeah, it's definitely
its own thing for sure. Well, that's a bit like for me, it's I don't know why it took me so long
to play it because like it's kind of like magic. The way I got into magic was everything
like I looked at the art. I don't know I'm saying like so much.
I'm 30 or so.
But, uh...
Looking at the skins and all the like ambiance of the game.
Like, fuck, I said it again.
I'm not gonna say it one more time.
Chad, if I say it, I have to take a shot.
Oh my gosh, I'm out of stamp.
Like it, like it, like it, like that.
Oh, I'm gonna use the sign.
But once I play to suck your right fucking and god damn it, and I love the way it's audio-based like
God damn it. I need to take a shot. Oh
My pack of wolves pack of wolves. I love how you can hear bro X where are you getting some clues man?
So yeah, I got this puzzle
That's fair, that's fair I take back
We're actually kind of we're all over the place we're all over the place we're we're all over the map
We might want to lock in I feel too confident. We're three in a row. We're all spread out
I got a clue to get the map boys
I just massacred him.
Did you guys ever want to become like something when you were young, like, oh, like Ashina
would like something?
It's been six months.
What would it be?
That's insane.
Is it what?
I wanted to be a cop.
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
I like that.
That's what I wanted.
have the worst job ever I think.
What?
Game tester.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Oh, yeah.
I see it.
Yeah.
And you would have lost a job to AI as well.
Yeah, no.
Wait, what trait is that?
Gator legs.
Oh, yeah.
Gator legs ain't bad.
No, it's not bad.
And even if you don't want it to sell some for,
but I'm too lazy to come back over here, man.
Fellows, we're so close.
I got all three cleansed.
So we just go to where?
The boss?
Let's go switch with him.
Let's cap it up, banish it, incantation it,
and put it for the tracks, and all your legs are away.
I scared those birds out of ducks.
No, you fucking did.
I scared the birds, because I'm not paying attention.
There's a bear right here.
Let's fuck this thing up.
W-W-W-W-W-What was the professional street jester?
Was it the comedian?
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shots!
That was me, that was me.
Oh.
Did you want to kill that or not?
I-I have shadow! I forgot we had shadow, so she's fucking the speeder.
Why me? Why me?!
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no! My speed!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh
We can't shoot it
I don't know what I do about the bear do I shoot it I just do I just on load
Oh, Graham Graham
Oh
Do you have that man these motherfuckers they're either at speed uh sweetville or
I heard a moment. Let's let a little bit
Like oh
Oh
That one's gonna be a quick one
There's one like a
Hit him I hit him I hit the other one
Nice shot
Both are hit right now
Father father
One in the building
One in the building
Oh no no no
Oh fuck you just one shot
Where was he?
He's right at the top
There's one there nice picture
I missed the project
Wait wait wait one just got me from the right
Oh that's not good
Yeah he's up in the second window of the house
I'll see it. Yeah.
Yeee, please don't hit me, please don't hit me.
I'll make a rescue with Reds, or with no danger.
Yep, I'm good for Necro.
Hey, sir.
It's closer to my mates.
Fuck, could I miss that, man?
Can you ping him when he really gets a chance?
He's up in the window.
Up in the window of the white barn.
Yeah, I know.
If he pings, he's dead.
If he pings, he's dead.
Oh, how do I miss him in that, man?
my side in the way that's a miss don't forget you got penetration what I'm
getting shot at one two teams one's dead one's dead in white
dude there's no getting my right somewhere
I'm getting flanked, one's dead on me.
I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind.
He said he'd be through the walls, but I'm good, no I'm not, fuck!
Nice shot.
You're back?
He's up here.
One is dead in this close bush.
I'll see him. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
One more. Maybe southeast or something. I heard something.
Fuck. You're behind, behind, behind.
Which one's not the first son of Louisville?
Be careful though. I just got shot from there, so could be exposed.
Where, man?
Probably the guys from the house.
No bad the house
Is it a player there or what?
Spider in there? No, spider ain't even in there, huh? We end up here.
I don't see nobody man
Where's the guy you killed first?
Uh, he's further back. He's like over there
I am a little useless now it feels bad about it I had such a cool angle as well
if we're moving down let's cross this bridge over here and work our way down or no let's
go get fucking back let's go hit uh tank i mean they probably went to tan
I'm gonna try to necklose, okay?
Cranky doesn't see me.
I don't see him.
You're up in three, two, one, up.
Looks like he's on the east side.
That's good.
Good.
you know, outstrikes.
Weird-ass people we're getting tonight.
Yeah, these guys are very special.
I think of my left.
Like, why is this shooting you guys?
Like, I don't get it.
Oh, he's right. He's so close to it. Yeah, that's it. What's the insta res is this man?
Yeah, loot his ass we're gonna trap him and burn him
Let me know when both y'all looted it. Yep. Yep going for it going for one. So
Okay
Let's go. Let's go to 20. You should approach that. I'm missing one bar health. Let's go.
How many? Yeah, let's go get shots. 150. Yeah, two teams. 150. Let's go. We're gonna
We're gonna rest out. We're gonna rest out.
We're gonna have a little bit of bullets and shit too.
Okay, one shot to you guys. No, put a .45 on you guys.
Shots, shots, shots, shots.
I got six bullets.
I don't know if we're gonna go get a fucking buddy's answer.
I don't know if we should.
Yeah, they're a what is that see bang bang I know it's probably a fucking deal with the
machine or it's either that or like a conversion chain
slightly better than a exes coat spider yep that's what they were shooting at we should we should
should we rush that note?
We will.
He needs rest, though, and I'm going to give this money.
His money?
Give it a thing like that.
Imagine in the past, one of those big wars, whatever.
What if you already go there back in time,
but you give it a super gun?
You know what I mean?
Like a gun of the future.
There's a bunch of YouTube videos on that where you
and see like
Oh, you can't even see me boss
Oh, no, no, no, no
There we got shadow
I know it's nice. Oh, yeah, I love the idea of
Watching nights
Yeah, yeah, exactly just as a machine again
You suck dude!
What's that up Karna?
That will give you like a special ability. Oh and there's a rock draw on this map too.
If you read what the tarot does, it'll do that.
Man, I'm drunk!
What?
They perks in the circus are sick, bro.
This whole circus system is amazing.
Get spears and blade masks, the manager.
This is shit.
First wear.
There's perks in the center here.
A bunch of cool ones.
I looted some already though.
I think they're first come first serve, I think.
some PDP, let's go smoke some bustas. These are his way to get it.
I'm gonna add ammo, I'm gonna ammo box down.
Ratja is right outside Seltzer's port.
And we want to kill that?
No, we're gonna go get the team on the spot.
Sniper. Exactly. Boom. So I want to kill.
We can extract right outside this office too easy
Too fucking easy boys. Let's fucking go. I may be believe they get to do squad there once one
Oh
No, wait did I not get laid man? I got crack shot. Oh my god. Oh, they're gonna do the money
Now the lightning should tell us where they are, right?
The lightning will tell us where they are.
Is it in real time or not?
Essentially, it will give you the chance.
Oh, they're going to come and shut over here though.
Right?
They're going to want to actually over here though?
Uh, they're going to have to come up north somewhere.
but they're just sitting there right now.
They're not actually, they're coming to meet us.
They're coming to meet us.
Yeah, as I was saying.
If you look on the map, you'll see they're lighting bolts
and they're coming to meet us.
Right in front of us.
The blade man's right in front of us.
Oh, right in front of us, right in front of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing, same thing, same thing.
Hit one once.
One's dead.
Nice, one's down.
Congratulations.
Is the one to the bush on the left here?
They're the ones to hit dead.
Nice shot, nice shot, nice shot. There's only one left, only one left.
Under the bridge.
Yeah, that was...
BOOM!
Oh
They got like a dog
When you kill a three can they not back row up
Thank God we got the tour guide posty here. I'll be honest
I'm here fellas. Thank God
Now
Do we extract or we go kill the other thing and we go full about the crack for sure
I feel like I'm in the lobby right now. Well, we go kill crawler and then
Extract as well. I think there's one more team. I
Wasn't taking a taking care of we got we got more carnival or tokens and sure we could go back to the car
Well, maybe I need like
I might be able to get us one more if there's a hammer set right now, it's of course there
isn't.
It's pretty expensive right here, we'll get that 100 rub, 50 rub.
So if you don't sell your hunter any dice, you lose your bonus?
Yes sir.
Wow.
They're not working on like killing machines that were loaded.
Apex is too hard now. Apex is way too sweaty.
Yeah, dude I was just saying what's kind of nice about this game is like, yeah,
I haven't played it in five years but I feel like,
I don't know, I feel like it's not like Giga, it's not like Giga insanely sweaty.
Like we went up against a couple people that kind of won we got one be three like yeah
Yeah, there are definitely good good fucking players and sweats, but like I don't know
I feel like you could still kind of hang with them a little bit
It's really just if they're not thinking like I like this because it just feels strategic
you know
You can be a bad person with that
Essentially, if you're good enough one shot will kill somebody
Or not even good enough or if you're just lucky and have a good angle and especially with the wall bang shit like
I've killed people. I don't know if the devs want to hear this
But I've killed people because I saw their capes peeking through better. That's right. Whatever
the side of the wall
You spun them harder wait a second y'all I
Can't get blame. I don't want to perks. I don't know two pledges
Where's Blade Man's here?
In the middle, I see it, in the middle, I see it.
Nice throw.
I picked this up, I picked up the wrong fucking thing, there's like two, again?
Oh, no, no, I picked up the right thing this time.
What else do we do with that, we've bought like every trade and shit, like what else
do we do with this?
We should extract, shut up.
Should I go use the fortune teller, what does that give me?
I'll do it.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
Oh- Shadow, bro!
We all year-
S-s-s-sides, out of sight!
Oh, who's- one second, I'm gonna-
That's crazy fine.
Ah, get out of here.
We've, again,
massacred everybody here.
They stand no chance.
I mean, chance.
I'm so close to you.
Well, it's actually pretty accurate.
No way.
So close.
If I hit this, you'll have to give me a million.
You going for the balloon?
Yeah.
Yeah, your bull drop.
Watch this axe throw. Here goes.
Let's go!
Yay!
I wasn't there to watch it.
That's some fucking King Leonidas ass shit, but...
Let's go, Dampness. Was that a million dollars?
Here's another thing if you want to try to dance.
shadow shadow leap is fun too if you want to try this
how do you have that like so you see these dogs you can fucking just blow up
one of these dogs and you jump here where they are
oh yeah pretty awesome way how
hold down the button in dark side it'll give you
All right, it's pretty fun
Well, I'll perk that for 30s. Oh, no, I'm I'm full perk full perk for like
Yeah, I'm next down pretty sure I don't think I can get any more check tonight. Oh
No, I can all the ones that you can buy in the game. I'm pretty sure
So right just somewhere in here who oh
Oh, we're killing you, right?
Gator. Hell, yeah, we're killing you.
So you just walk around until the ground shakes?
Well, you'll see in Darkset, you'll see a blank white, um,
in the top left.
I'm not saying anything.
No crocodiles here.
No crocodiles up here neither.
Could he be right outside of art?
Or is he just further out?
Oh well, I've got bit by some stupid warmer.
How do we know where the croc is?
So you'll pick up these little things called rock jaw traces.
I'm about to pick up one right now.
The goop, whatever the goop is, well...
Ah, he must be at Arden.
Alright, let's do this one.
We'll just go film at Arden.
Wait, how far is that?
If y'all don't see him, just, yeah.
It's not too far.
They want me there, there's another one here.
For the sake of check.
No, I had it right here.
Wrong job trace.
No, that's a trace.
What does it say? Does it point south?
It's pointing towards southeast.
Yeah, he's got to be right outside of our...
Wait, it's pointing like...
out of the map, right next to me.
Is it?
Uh...
budget
because if so it'll be like up in the top right
like top top top right
am i dumb
you're not dumb x no i mean
Okay, it was Salva, and it's not how I saw it, but it's fine.
Come on, Chad, if y'all got brews, put them up in the air.
We're wet, but this is five in a row, ain't it?
Four?
Oh, this is four.
I think Chad is a four, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're in the right place here.
Yeah, I see, it's beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Hey, fucker.
Oh, yeah, I do, I'll try to stop.
Yes.
Again?
What? He killed me?
Yeah, that's no good, fellas.
Why were you in the middle
Yeah, no you got a fucking
Oh
We have that
I mean
One of the kids we got total is lovely. You know, I told people it's fun and it's
So with us three there would be three other teams if my calculations are correct.
Let's fucking go!
Alright, I'll turn up my FOV a little bit.
I'll turn up to 100.
100.
Wait, you like playing like, far to the strain?
No, I just thought that my FOV was higher, but it was.
And so every time I got a game
I'm just a jackass moralist story
Let's fucking go let's fucking go
Need a little bit to get our groove on that's all you know we got to get a little comfortable now we're having
I see this party back in cheers.
Holy.
What did we get for four wins in a row?
I don't know what it's offered.
I basically offered all I have.
My back flip, my toe, back flip fart, that's true.
Yeah, I mean, some more of that behind the scenes content,
okay.
Oh, I got three kills.
I got four.
Big stuff.
go the fuck it's not crooked yo it's not good
what's your solid fucking that's wait am i level 50
out wait is it only level one kill he is level 50 let's fucking go
wait i think i'm back still all right
oh i have locked somebody
So why did that did he I could tell him I don't want to do that
Do I
If you're not level a hundred you should tell him I think or actually I guess no actually they said none
Another that they said it's never really worth the retired character because now you're gonna be getting bonus
Every time you play so if we keep winning you're gonna get more shit, so okay, apparently you just never do it
I just keep, I like hanging on to, they look so special when they look like this.
That was pretty nice.
Oh yeah, fuck, okay.
In one go I'll do one more, LG.
Not for LG, let's do it.
I'll do it, it's gotta be a W though.
What's an LG, send it in your 50?
Means last game.
Last game, power!
He's ready to go all night.
Fucking cowards
Well, what time's all you in there? He's goes let's go to Utah, bro. Middle
Anyway chunks hold on my health chunks
What do you do in Utah like what's like a classic you try to be always it
can I change the skin of my character at all or not?
skiing?
You can't drink it yourself, I know.
You can't drink it yourself, I know.
You can't drink it, you don't want it.
Get back.
No way, Sessy Poppy was the last to... ready, uh...
Yeah, we got to re-cue my bed because I can't switch my trunks changing your trunks
chunks my house
Yeah, you're looking that new office looking clean. I know I'm cleanest. What what I had
to step out some new boot goofing genuine ostrich three payments when they added you in the
game did they did you have to like go to a like a studio and like take like sit
in one of those fucking booths where they take like a bazillion pictures with a
bunch of cameras like the skin your face a little bit of scan they put me in the
WWE game to our body slammer motherfuckers
Bethany I do like to go and Tiki I've been super into a little bit of
Tiki
Let's go cues. Come on, baby
Hi, mr. Cowell stop from good
Nino I will stay warm. How's your gnarly big toenail going? It's not that big
All right fellas, let's make this one a banger
And I know I don't have any liquor in the guesthouse so I'm gonna chug this beer whenever
the time is right.
Wait, I didn't give any traits!
I'm a weirdo.
Oh wait, this is New Hunter.
Never mind.
This is a brand new Hunter because the last guy was level 50 too easy.
I think we lost X.
Oh, dude, assassin is here. Let's fucking go. If you find like an axe or a melee weapon
laying around, we'll cook this motherfucker. Fry him.
You're gonna get this clue to get some money, and then we'll go inside and fuck him up.
I'm here, I'm here, hold on.
up there's there's next to us and
assassin is here so we can we can
actually fight a boss for the first
time all night yeah we haven't actually
killed anyone a lot of bosses all right
so here's the bit with the bosses boys
let's actually want to be at first the
The bit with the bosses is this guy, we're gonna throw axes at him, he's gonna make
you bleed, and the goal is to not... wait, birds, birds, southwest?
That's me.
Oh, that's you.
No, that's not you.
No, I'm the Northeast.
Okay.
No, no, I'm north-east
Hello, Mr. Caller
We're gonna throw axes at him and then whatever
Do a bunch of damage that we're gonna let it breathe for a second
okay, and
And then we're gonna keep attacking because they're kind of like stacks so if you do too much damage to him too fast it does less damage
Do a quick check real quick
Oh, what's blinking?
Oh, okay.
The blinking white's good?
Yeah, sir, the blinking white's good.
That's cool.
Can I do that?
Oh upgrade points right here boys. Yeah
They're good money here they're going to stay me back
Yeah, oh he might be bugged. Oh, no, I love when he gets bug. What's that? You get stuck. Yeah, he gets stuck. This is best
This is the worst boss to fight
He's just going around like but I didn't hit him as a whole time
I
Mean I shot it
Shut up. Where he's being such a weirdo. That's very sure. I mean right now
Yeah, and go go pull your axis out of a metal device advantage, I mean if I hit it
I'd be easy, but oh he was
Yeah, I miss all the access so can I do that?
It was on the ground.
Like it has to be access or not.
No, you throw whatever you want.
If you have knives or speeders or whatever.
What about this?
I can't get it.
You'll get off and win.
Any aliens?
He dead.
He's still alive, so we're gonna vanish and then we're...
...go over the cypress and get that knife.
Exactly.
Wait!
Does the keg blow up?
So I could hide on a corner and then boom it you can also put it wherever you want yeah
It pushes downwards and there's a tag yet. I just blow up
Crytek I know you're here in chat immersion broken. I can't get up on this one spot right here. Is it good?
This is an invisible guy.
Games are going great.
This will be a five in a row right here.
Also a humble five.
That's it.
We've got to bring the posting skin back with the very slick straw hat.
Hermit!
How's the boy?
It's good to see you, man.
How's the game's been tonight?
Oh, play it.
My left.
My left.
Alexi, we love you.
Alexi, we love you.
Let's see we love you.
You hear. Yeah, I love that. Yeah.
China saying, you know what I will drink for this banish.
I'll check this beer a little bit. Scuzzle. But thank you. Cheers.
Scuzzle. But someone's someone's been looking at us.
So that sound means someone used the tarot card
to see what we're looking at and where we are.
Yeah, I got you. Yeah, sorry, oh, but
I put a lot of traps on the south side
Like the middle traps or like a keg just based just bear traps and shit. All right
So what is that? What is that? Is it a whip it?
It's a little sprayer thing.
All right.
That was galaxy gas.
I'm off that galaxy gas, baby boy.
That was last pick up.
Oh, shots are on those west.
They're coming slowly.
We'll be in the back of it now, no?
Oh, oh, that.
That's just the bandit.
Found my axe in the water.
What up, savage Sarah?
I think I hear people up there too.
I lowered down the elevator that was me.
What's our exit here you guys want to retreat you want to go maybe elevator
Still shop on West either way the other bounty has to come up towards us. Oh, yeah
We're actually clear so let's go
Why don't I have any points?
Where were those shots coming from?
Southwest.
would you step on my trap now should we use a little bit of right foot dark site
or not no if you hold down E and it glows orange on the border that means that
somebody's there and then you're right there right and then yes sir and then
you hold down the right because you don't want to waste your time because
is the only get five seconds birds right there.
I'm just gonna have these birds a little bit.
Someone was already here though, they killed the bear.
Oh, there's people.
All right, so I'm gonna do a quick stand.
There's a team north.
Wow, yeah, better posts.
Maybe I can get on that.
Right here, move back, move back.
Oh you see
When I look through the top of the circus
No angst from top circles
Yeah, you guys through a bottom me
Inside the compound no outside. Oh, yeah, what was I though? There is yeah
I'm in here
Fuck is that burning arounds bro?
Necro me. I'm good for neck.
Stop you too far
Exit while you're outside of the compound go around and try and grab me with necro. Okay
Well, it's got me in behind me though. It'll be a 3d3
I'm gonna try to get him, okay
What's your piss oh, they're burning I
Could get you I could get you it's too far. Oh, no way
Let's fucking go, you absolute stud.
Thank you.
Did I die instantly?
Yeah.
How?
That's never happened to me.
Hit one once over here on my angle.
He's gonna wallbang me.
Get on the X there.
Yeah.
I see him.
He's on the other side of my wall.
Nice to you.
You're a freak. I love the angles.
This is tough. This is tough.
I'm on the outside, I don't see him.
Yeah, he ran back towards.
yeah hex take a take a wide angle on this one that's what I'm doing
I see one.
Are you there?
You hit him?
Yeah, but you didn't go down.
Yeah, he's right in front of you.
Fuck.
I didn't get a headshot.
Fuck.
You're probably better off on the other side of that tarp.
Hey, I have a one.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
the other one just tried to shoot at me there's two teams here I think
okay go to the wider back up to you just in case
try to go wider and flank
I don't think I can get in
I'm not too wide but
I can get flank and
point of my I see one now yeah Lee haunt that's good look it's true he's
just handsome what I eat you want me these dudes are weird what you want me
you got wallbang yeah that's too easy for the boy oh my god what a fucking
oh there's one more there's one more oh yeah this is my spot I sit here
No
No, that's all good. It's all good. So this guy's weird. Oh wait. He was pretty close. I
I don't even that was the same team that killed me. I'll be honest
This guy's weird
We didn't know how to do it.
What are you killing me with?
I don't know.
It was like the gun to silencer with poison guns.
No, this guy's just good.
I don't know how many hours he's got in the game.
I can't see.
All right, now that we've got one, let's run one flash.
I think you can call it an excuse.
Let's run one clash and we're going to decimate everyone in the lobby okay
Yo guys, I haven't commented that, I have to go to you.
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I haven't commented that, I don't know what I've done, let me check.
I
Surely we do one clash real quick with five minutes five minutes
Five minutes. Let's just bang it out real quick
I lost my hunter to the 15th
That's all right, that's all right and queued up bang out one one nice game here one clash one clash
Okay, let me just get um last time we did this was over in in one minute, so let's try to let's try the last five
No, we'll not like trust me. We want to be five minutes
He's gone
Last beer the stream look at that. I'm looking at you funny
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
She didn't thank you so much.
I'm about to chug her, see?
No, better what?
I don't know how many russes I've been, I don't know.
Um, you press X up when you die and slid the chopper, okay.
Why's my kitty so bad?
Stay blessed.
I feel like I'm having cooking.
I only have an OR card in it.
Uh, what?
So what was that? Why are we making gandelies? What's up with the tapping?
Oh, that's... I'm packing a cigarette.
Oh, why? You making all cigarettes?
No, I'm just packing a pack.
Packing a pack in a pack of de-ack with a Mac.
You gotta make keep it nice and clean all up in there.
I know how that works.
You don't smoke?
No.
Me neither.
Oh you push it down and it compresses all the the the the the Siggis downwards.
That's a backie. You gotta push it right in. All right, right off. Make the hips stronger.
This little circle, the white circle is all we're playing in right? Yes sir.
Oh
No, I took this oh, no, let's go done it. I have the auto fire. This is a done. Oh
Yeah, you're done. All right, if you got if you got the auto five I got a slate we can restrict it
Yeah, there's general that spot. There's different spawns
So either this side or this side naturally someone would spawn and if you see him just holler
I'm getting seven kills this game, fuck it. I'm going inside and getting seven kills.
Seven. I'll get like three, five. Well close by, close by.
They're all fighting outside. Oh, they're inside, they're inside.
there's also shots on the outside here right next to me I'm gonna fight these
guys right here I see one one one inside the building one outside it once
dead here you got another guy you got shock in there careful
I put it down.
They're downstairs.
Rolls.
I just rolled that buster.
When they're out of the game, are they out of the game full?
Just clash it?
What?
Oh no, you got to get out of here all of a sudden.
They're out to meet fellas.
Okay, hold on, I'm gonna just leave this game on.
I'm on loud.
Go again.
53 monsets, QCL.
I don't know, I missed that.
Oh, they're like gatekeeping the spawner.
Not really.
They're just running around being wacky kind of dudes.
I'm going to the ladder.
One down.
I got one.
outside
to my right
what was that?
what'd you shot?
I shot at you somewhere I don't know
I'm going to get bounty unless they're probably camping
nah I mean I'm next to it I think it's
that one?
got bounty?
what?
with a pistol
I mean, I guess
Right next left of X's body
No, you know you know you hit him. Yeah
Yeah, I didn't get a marker.
Well done. Well done.
Looking around.
He's getting up to the stone zone.
I can't believe I got one thing like that.
I didn't jump.
How many seconds to hold down the E button?
Three, three.
I'll do one more check I'll do one more check
Oh
Easy money fellas, that's too easy. So what do we have in this?
Just a little bit of XP, right?
I'll take a W, I'll take a W.
I'm not gonna do it upstairs.
Well that's it, it's just over.
Oh, oh, oh.
No no no, I mean play on me play on me
Okay
Wow
Oh you're right
How fast is he gonna shoot you?
Oh no way dude this dude's hacking this dude's hacking
Yeah this dude's hacking
Yeah I mean I mean
This dude is hacking
Oh why he's walling you dude
You gonna shoot me through the floor?
I mean
I mean he was wallowing you and shit
You're good probably to pop over
That that gun that he's got is in issues really fast
Hey, uh, did chat tell you to do big little big little
No one's uh yeah, I think so
Wait you
He's a solo he's a solo
I
more players in my range
you see?
yes
I have no dark sight so I don't know
just hold it down and see if it's orange around the border
uh hold on, regen him
orange around the border
I see no orange I don't know
okay if there's no orange we're good
G fucking G that guy just got
did you smoke him?
did you smoke him live on fam?
I
Didn't get anything I don't know I didn't see any yellow
Yeah, he once had both of you guys and then he instantly tapped me and I don't know
It was he started shooting through the walls and shit, but he could have just been
I
Shot it was like if he was act if he was actually cheating
I feel like I would have died when I beat that window, but he took me to like one a tree
you know I
Mean it is easy to me like I feel like he was just really good
This guy like absolutely rolled me
Yeah, the reason why I don't think he was cheating is because I'm alive like I'm telling you
if I was in botting, I would have died right here
because I had enough time to full peek, trade shots,
they didn't kill me.
Unless it's the things that double headshot.
You're just that fucking good, you beat cheaters, dude.
True.
I promise, if he was cheating, I'm dead, I promise.
Now how do we actually edit this?
We just ran.
We just ran to the...
I'm going the other way.
I'll beat you up.
No problem.
Oh, he's an ogre streamer, so I'm not a cheater.
Well, clap.
Wait, what was his name? Oh, it's unknown player.
Oh, is it unknown player? No, no, I mean, I think I could see it. Nope.
He smoked my ass. I never even got smoked so fast either.
Yeah, I got double the butt shot. I should like shoulder peak.
Let's fucking go. The boys are successful.
We started off a little bit rocky.
Very rocky.
We started off a little bit rocky.
And then we rocked them. That's what I do.
That's what we do.
Can I work?
All of an algae, gentlemen. All of an algae.
of an algae. That was good. My food is here. So I got it. I got it too. So I love my guys.
Don't cry. Don't check into that guy. He's been playing forever. Then he just smoked my
ass. Yeah, I mean, I got the shoulder. That's in my natural inclination. This is
Yeah, I can do that sometimes these days. I will admit to that. Oh, thank you very much.
I mean, that's like, slow. Nowadays, there's a lot of them, so it's fair, fair logic.
It used to be, they fixed the cheating in this game. Awesome. Dude, it's awesome.
I don't really find any cheaters. What's unknown player? That's just stream remote
or something. Oh. But I, let's see. There's. All right, fellas, G. I want to find a fucking
G. That was a great time. Play some more. I agree. Yeah, that was, that was sick. Honestly,
I haven't played, I haven't played in a while. I was looking awesome. Thanks for the, thanks
for the coach bro you carried us honestly hey I'm trying man I'm trying got us
comfortable and then we just fucking top-top it's like fucking herding cats
but other than that man all right boys thank you very much have a good night and
go cowboys yep go fucking cowboys let's go let's fucking go take care my
I think that you're much for this laser from everybody at Hunter down game sick. It was fun. Good event. Enjoy
And now we go to the next segment of the streamer, which is I don't even know
So my eyes are killing me
I
Know come on
No, I've been in here
Hurry up, bro. I don't got time. Hurry up
Take your time, buddy. No rush. Take your time. Take your time. After the vice seven
Yo, don't even trust you're good
Yeah
It's great
Really nice. Yeah always nice. It's when I say yeah, I mean I
See another people. I've never been before a school guy. I think he's great
And I think my cameras but Adam to the call, please. No
My camera
Oh
Not a male I give me
Only wrong gets that what is super real physics he sells the advertisers
Wait, are you saying phase you you buy the face you you're mad as hell
But give your car back to your brother that you bought that you never gave him, please
That was a good one now where's your child
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's in my fucking nutsack.
That's what we come back to excuse you because of the fact that you had violated me.
So what's going on?
I want to go dig up Keeman.
I don't mind my business.
I'm going to dig up Keeman and then I want to play with his dreads.
I want to dig him up.
I want to dig up
If I think her she's gonna die have a heart show fucking lose it
We gotta wait we gotta join the other group chat call that's really that's on
Communities in their shape are we all ready to go?
Oh my muscles for YTG members popped out, bro
I
Run it I guess you have more views
20,000 views
The fucking dog you killed with that fire worker
I didn't kill a dog.
Yeah, you did. Yeah, you didn't kill the fucking dog.
Jesus, you put your dick in the dog's mouth.
You throw-
Yeah, look what y'all got to say about this.
Yo, you're worse than Hassan.
Yo. Yo.
Fuck you talking about this.
This is so sad.
Hey, Axe.
What's up?
Axe, did you see how Hassan is getting hella hate?
Because I exposed him for coming out.
Did you hear that, allegedly?
Wait, he's gay?
Axe, allegedly, Hassan killed his first dog.
And ate him.
Allegedly.
Where what that?
That's why you like Japan so much
Yeah
Let's get on with this shit. Let's start all right. We got a good other group join the other group other group other group
Go I'm ringing. It's everybody in there now
All right
Well
Who the fuck is this we've been the top mid-layer low L
There's a pick up with your camera. She's your tell pretty good for the cams on
Yes, come on. We got turn your camera. Please let go. Yeah, it's been cams if your cams you come on
Okay, you're right. Yeah, let's go. So
Can you explain how it's gonna work?
Um, wait, actually, are any of us banned, like, I'm gone?
No, I'm gone.
No, I'm...
Well, whispers, can you get the other guy?
You know who's not banned though?
Nina.
Nina's not banned.
Actually, now I've seen it.
This is true.
She's not gonna fuck you, bro.
Well, there you go.
Well, I don't want that.
Oh, you're talking.
You're talking, you're talking to get anything moving.
Well, I don't want that. Oh
The Deb's here the Deb's here
I think me and Ronald are teaming up.
No, actually he's on my team, sorry.
He's actually not.
Is BAU one? Did you choose one?
No, Ronaldo is on BAU.
Why?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I need Ron.
No, no, you be entertaining alone.
No, I didn't know.
How do you guys find 50 people that want to play it with BAU?
Explain it to me.
I don't know either.
Yeah, you got 20 K-members.
Yeah, but those are band ARO numbers. That's all right. That's like
Cringe and corny it doesn't mean it's not true
What is that I want it to chew your fucking hair off my dick right now. What are you talking about?
Go on the second time to a tub of lean low key
bitch that's not making my name not make my name a bit better
fuck up you see mm-hmm like that he does look like that so it's right it's
right come from the only good I won by what game shut up but he is oh yeah
oh she's my bone fucking Naomi and cheese and your girlfriend she's your
does she's a you don't have good dick all you got is money that's why she's
Still there fucking loser
So what do you got? Thank you. Thank you for not thank you for not being on my beat, but I appreciate you
You have a bit of money, but you got no girl, so
Actually, I mean actually I'm in a relationship. Are you but what would lean?
No, I'm in a relation with a girl. What was the last time you was a relation with a girl?
Yes, you see I mean my girl was in a stream. We ate it at your stream
Were they kissed on stream?
Did she like kiss a girl two months after?
You made her laugh at him.
What did you do to her?
I went to her most after her.
It was with the elements streamer.
What?
What is that?
What motion is that?
Is that you being violent?
2026.
Don't be violent.
Be nice.
I'm not violent.
I'm a nice black senior citizen man, all right?
I'm not violent.
Right.
Faggot pasta pregnant. I got proof. Show me the proof bro. Show me the proof. I
Just shit myself on what you just said I've been a sneak-o took your girl
True or false. Oh, I think those are cuts. Oh, do you believe that?
Because the cut do you believe that?
Well, I mean not really well, I'll be the cocket. I've any part took in tough acts
Even though he's not a cook anymore. That's right
So why did Sneaker owns you in every debate I went against?
That's not true.
I wouldn't.
That's not true at all.
So you wanted to debate against Sneaker?
What?
Just listen.
Don't argue with coffee.
He's going to start crying.
Ryan, I like your butterfly shit.
I'm not going to debate.
Fuck you, Jesus.
I know.
I'm not going to.
I don't want to cry again, dude.
I'm going to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
I want to find a woman.
Money on Ron
How tall are you? How tall are you?
511 you're a peon
You're five six
If you're homeless now, aren't you homeless?
No, I'm not homeless. I pay my rent. Thank you.
What?
Yeah
Thank you
Or did you use your fucking money to spend on a car?
Scammer you're a scammer give your brother his fucking car
Get it get phase their house and their car
You told everyone you told everyone that you bought your brother a car just to fucking get the publicity in the PR
And then you kept the fucking car and then you bought the same car and look like a toy explainer
Nope, and at least I drive my toy bro. You fucking just let it sit in the garage and hide it because it's not mine
It's not yours, but it fucking sitting in your garage your house, huh?
I second that hey dad are you guys ready? Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, what good?
Good. All right, can you get us a run down and we'll just, just to run that house to
get it to work. Yeah, that's how it's going to go. Oh yeah. Yeah. Sweet. Against snow
to stream he's got the better PC. If you want to bring up snow. I forgot the dead
stream. Oh, so what do you got? What do you got? What do you got? What do you
I'm not even joking Eddie Eddie's favorite
pet is tough. He has a fucking leash. Roll over.
Say, Jesus, you know I'm right. You snake.
And I stay by the side. No, you snake your friends.
You snake your friends. No, that was actually.
Wait, Cuffam's the snake. Wait. Oh my God.
The truth is coming to light. Finally, Jesus.
Did you spill $100,000 and eat it like a year and a half?
Put that on your mom's life, I did that coffee.
Who's in the call?
Put it on your mom's life, you did it.
Put it on your mom's life, I did it.
What do they take 200,000 for you?
Look at you, thief, shut up.
What do they take 200,000 for you?
Nobody did.
All right, yo, let's talk to them.
Do you need me to get them to sign up
so I can accept them right now
or can you just add them manually?
Add them in here.
These guys?
Yeah, so cuff them.
Yeah, no, no.
Cuff them, Aiden, stable, and the stable's in.
Cheezer and XTC.
Do, should I just let them sign up real quick or?
Who?
They don't, they don't need to sign up.
We have to take this out here.
We have to sign up.
Yeah, I like that.
All right, we'll do a lot of work.
All right.
So, you want to run, sir?
Yeah, all right.
So, same deal as last time.
Everyone's going to spawn in on this lobby island and we'll be doing some gambling and some chilling.
when the event starts everybody will remove from this island and spawned into
their relative base locations on the old mansion.
Spar, sorry, Blunt of Bosman, can you please stop spinning? Thank you. Sorry, continue.
Yeah, grandma got her last breath. If a piece of dust falls on her she's dying on the spot.
Oh, watch out for Tyha right now because she's afraid to get bombed.
Tyha's typical from a fucking Israeli, right?
Let's let's know let friend finish
God, it's all right that no argument. Yeah, I am streaming the screen if everyone else is
Yeah, cool
so the
Base will spawn in and everyone will spawn somewhere in the base and you start off with a star and a basic kit
And anyway, we're gonna go farm some barrels and get some scrap
Up here at our oxen's we've got
New feature which didn't happen last time there's a switch up on the roof here, and when you switch the switch
Yep, right here. You will be able to respawn at this options
Let's get actually so it's like a it's a forward operating base and you can steal other players respawn points as well
So if you want to grief them a little bit you can go and steal their their respawns
So it's something something else to fight over in the shops now last time we had a bit of a problem with the shops
But this time everything's good so you can buy your
Guns your explosives and stuff in here
To see I look better than you, bro. What are you talking about? Do you have a girlfriend? I do
This love
Why is it nothing to guy that he's trying to make an event for you guys and you're interrupting the nine
That you just call me ugly. What are you talking about guys?
I'll shut the fuck up.
Anyway, question, sir.
Last time, you guys slept on the, oh yeah, your question, go.
Sorry, sorry, it's your bad event.
So it's the same thing as last time, destroy the base.
Yeah, yeah absolutely.
Get the binoculars in the middle that launch the massive strike.
Take the lighthouses to double your scrap and you can buy top tier weapons from the
And the middle is where all the good stuff happens. So lots of airdrops spawn here
These crates have got
Yeah, okay, but can you guys watch over the service as people ask you see team was hacking
Hours shaz no machine
Yeah, there was a lot
So, you can also buy turrets. I heavily suggest you guys get your team members to buy turrets
and put them down at your base because that's how BA you got knocked out last time as somebody
just raided straight to the end. Yeah, you got snaked, it was dirty as.
Alright, that's a bit of a shame, sir.
That's Ron and Cuffam are teaming up. Can I team up with Cheezer?
You can make any kind of alliances you want between you guys in stream.
We're not going to alter any plugins or anything for that, but you guys can not shoot each
other if you want and you can backstab each other.
That would probably be something that would be funny.
I guess that's going to work.
Yeah.
I'm going to make more alliances.
Come on.
I mean, I'm down.
I'm not going to happen.
Alliance is a land of internal politics.
Alliance is a land of internal politics.
One team left standing, though.
I'm trying to team up against Viet.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
How long is it left?
There's one other thing.
Four teams.
Last time Aiden you had this gun and you walked out behind a wall and you clicked and nothing happened.
You got to hold right click.
I know, I know.
I don't need tutorial, but it was crazy.
How long is this going to take?
Five hours. You guys don't do anything anyways. Stop complaining.
It's not five hours, it's like two to ten.
You got a lot more players this time.
the time probably it could take about two hours if it's really short for some
reason it could take 30 minutes but probably give it three yeah yeah everything
should be a little bit faster this time with everything running smoothly so and
this respawn mechanic should make it you know a lot quicker to get back into
the action so you know the middle is just over here and you respawn here
question how do you guys make teams in the UI when you respawn is it random
Yeah, I picked random people. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I went ahead and picked
random people. We got to go into the base and destroy their base. On paper, who has the best team based on ours?
Okay, so what he's saying is that there's a chance. He has like a bunch of fucking tweet. Yeah, on paper, it's XQC.
So there's no chance I get a random fucking BAU-ZeroIQ play on my team, zero chance, right?
No, no, no, here, I'll show you the team. I'll show you the team.
XQC, I don't know why, but a bunch of plays have made like a discord for your team already.
Like one of them, DME, there's about like 14, 15...
10,000 hours that guy has?
has
But you also got like zero too. Wait, how many how many hours is on I'll cut them seem who's got the top
Let me show you let me show you
Yeah
you guys actually find it hard
with this.
Five checks six thousand hours.
Wait my team's good let me see.
Wait somebody's guys have never played the game.
Wait what am I team?
What the fuck are you talking about?
We're going to win.
No.
It's going to be a zero calorie.
No we're not.
did half of the U.S. team doesn't even have computers. That's insane.
No, you can't.
What are you playing on there?
Yeah, the zero hours.
The zero hours that you see is private.
You'll be eliminated.
You could have demons in the private paper, you know.
Yeah, they're all private.
I don't know.
Wait, is there a buck to put each other in the front?
No, no, no, it's on Eastern servers.
Is it a plan with a Chromebook?
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there is.
This is what we're almost.
Got them.
Hey, there.
All right, we can start.
We can start right now.
How many is going on?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I can't wait.
I can't wait until we win and we should show everyone.
I can't wait.
What's the server?
How do we do it?
Is it Discord server or is it?
In game comes?
Yeah, we'll send it in comes.
Oh, it is in game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I can't be in Call of Cuff them or no?
No, yes.
We have the teamwork.
What do you think, if you want?
and then I'll think we're proximity proximity chat work right and what mom yeah man yeah there's
and end your stream.
Yo, Ron, I saw that clip about you and your sponsors,
you lied about that, by the way.
I can prove it.
What sponsors, bro?
I hate sponsors, sponsors me, bro, shut up.
Well, bro, bro, bro, I was peering on the phone
and it said, oh, Ron says you're going to the game
for an hour for a sponsor streamer.
That's gap, that's gap.
Give it to your fam, bro.
Can the broke fucks shut up, can the broke fucks shut up.
Shut up, both of you.
That's gap, that's gap.
You're going to 2012 fucking RH, Jesus.
Shut the fuck up.
You're like the fucking established title.
Yo, how many hours?
How many hours did you spend in fucking the fucking slaughterhouse?
Oh, something was like, I don't know, maybe an hour or two.
I just played because it was with a cool guy.
A guy, a friend of mine, I think it was my friend.
That's your friend called right now?
No, no, Tim will get a cool friend he got.
Who are your friends?
Who are that are cool like that?
I got a couple.
I got a couple.
OK, I'm good.
I'm out.
I don't know who this is.
To me, you are out.
So what about your meeting?
No, I'm sorry, I don't want to hear any more, I just, this is about it.
Wait, what happened, babe?
Um, he called coming cool, and that's it, I'm not gonna say that.
What the fuck?
Oh, am I not cool?
Wait, you can get points out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, how do we join the game?
How do I join the game?
Yeah, developers are about to help you.
Yo, he can't be talking shit if I'm using it, fat.
Yeah, F1, F1 and what I typed in chat, bro.
F1 and what I typed in chat.
No, no, you can you can leak it because like only approved people can join so I'm gonna put it
Yeah, yeah, but it didn't matter though. It might attack that we want to reduce the amount of spread it
Yeah
stream oh my god you don't even know you just shut up no I don't know where
we actually happen bro bro bro bro bro I'm not even here I'm just saying the
less talk the less knowing the less we expose the survival the less attach
are gonna happen
Yeah, you know, I know I understand.
We play we got to say it says you need to update the server.
It says you got to update the server.
No, it doesn't even play needs up in your game.
Maybe you need out there.
Prost is QC having a panic attack.
I was on my eyes a lot.
I see you pass.
Yo, paradox, you're gonna fuck that.
Yo, X, you're seeing wrong.
Do you guys know who this person?
You're not just do your first thing.
Who's who's been ox?
What's I'm asking you guys for a fucking run your little message.
Ask you see who's a good PC.
You talk about that.
You're having me.
I don't want to be.
It doesn't do anything.
Watch your mother.
I can tell you.
That's true.
That's how I saw you.
That's not true.
Like two years ago, real quick.
Axe, what about a good Peter?
He's just going to start for you.
He still exists.
So for.
I mean, that's what I got.
I'm actually wake up I might come to go pee you see that
bro I would be so pretty fucking good
what did I just hear?
yo yo
somebody get done to Aiden
I'm doing it
you want Aiden's team ID?
yes please
yo Aiden can you send him your team ID?
yeah I got you bro
I'm not again it's
I'm joining my
bro
do you have cofums or?
I'm literally sorry it's already like how did you find that
We should have
Okay, so you need Aiden
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you know what?
You you can you you can wear a dress and be a man you can kiss a dude and be heterosexual
But you wouldn't catch me dead looking like fucking dumb ass cuff on the
I don't want to have the energy.
I'm talking to you, Handa.
You're looking here for a...
Stop bullying me, you have to like sketch.
Stop bullying me, please.
He's going to cry.
Do you also need a...
Do you also need a...
Yeah, do you need XCC speed or what?
No, I mean, Jim, I just...
I'll enjoy the security.
Yeah, the falcon is always good on the world.
If anyone I'm in the queue to what I gotta do
Yeah
Yeah, couple's good
Yeah, couple's good
I do you just gotta wait apparently by the way a couple of me it's a challenge and my child works for new years
Why bro you guys are the dog incidents
Yo whispers Cuffham's asking if you can use controller
I'm in
you really.
After this last event we should do a CS go event.
I'm trying to join.
You got hacks.
We'll see you go.
Yeah.
How do you.
Why don't you go visit Israel?
Why don't you visit hometown?
I'm not from Israel.
But you're Jewish wait, you say you're only Jewish for clout
Yo, do you need your Jewish there's so many Jewish people that don't live in Israel or don't agree with Israel is doing dumb fuck
from 2012 oh my god I'm gonna pee on your gt-3rs okay are you overlaying let me
why is it a that's you with this you know if they didn't say that everybody
would have laughed if guys are from the fucking stone ages like a mom run your
corner it's out of sight I'll tell you we can't relate actually see what do you
drive. I mean, what do I know? I drive a Ferrari is a 90 in
Florida. I drive a Lambo Huracan Technica in Quebec. I drive
a G3 RS in Texas. I drive a McLaren in LA.
Somebody said, SQC Rise Dick. What that mean?
I
Okay, okay, here's a thing that we're never gonna see
Cuff them says anything smart and cut them kissing a girl. We will never see those things
These things will never happen though. I got
I get asked you don't face the fact have you ever seen come kiss a girl ever
When the last time you have
No, I'm low. I'm in a lawyer relationship. I'm sorry. She's her name's seven continents
cringe
Is it a moment you yeah
Okay
Yo, you don't listen a civil
So come in
It's a bit
Still Christiana join your team, but Ryan keeps banning him
Wait, Ryan don't ban him with the hell
Also can you send a little bit of sub-id on the difference?
Oh wait I need to do another one.
Yeah, I'll send it to Wynna.
What's that?
Yo if you're on Twitch bro it might be a good idea to mute voices in game.
That's all.
Oh why?
Just at the start.
Just at the start.
Oh okay.
People are wild.
Okay well I just, I left and reconnected and I was three in a queue and I'm sixteen
in a queue.
Yeah I'm eighteen in a queue.
Yeah I'm seventeen.
Wait is that baddie ball in there?
but it's a bad one that
i don't know what i think
now this is this just a lot of spandex
it's it's not
i must see what the voices are saying
that's a really personal question
what do you guys do for work
this call them you call it off right
but yeah we quit
quit our jobs
um...
i work in uh...
in research
and data analysis
snow does love like 3d design shit
oh wow
i like i like to have a couple of patents and nobody finds out
i think he protects trump or something like that
oh so i didn't do much
me, don't i do
wait
i work in cyber security
would you not show ya?
oh, cyber security?
he does
wait a minute, so you can hack into my pc right now if you want it
uh, nope
I don't think I know how to roll
I told you he's so small
SQC8 got all the crypto
Go crazy my heart
Stop calling him SQC
Holy shit
Brother, his lip
is fatter than him somehow
Your real name is Keyleth
Don't look at it stand
Dork
I'm calling Keyleth for no
Oh I'm holding in
Fix your thing
X
Just happened a cuff say jewelry fried as a baby
Okay
How'd you get in
I'm fixing that just wait
Yeah, cheese is fine, XCC is fine, it's come down from the lap of the phase, the lap of the phase.
I'm gonna get evicted from the taste crew.
I'm gonna get evicted from the taste crew.
He's a...
Ernesto on you, Ernesto on you.
Hey, that color's a bitch.
That's it.
Ernesto on you.
What?
He's a...
Before it starts, I will, I will, I will.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll have that back.
Ah, bro. This is insane.
All right, yeah.
He's so...
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm gonna get you.
You just slurred to get bad. No more slurs.
You just slurred to get bad.
The bottom of the chance they wipe you down.
What?
What happened?
I'm here.
Excuse me, you're getting more...
I'm here to make you relax.
I'm here to make you relax.
Hold up, I'm here to make you relax.
I'm here to make you relax.
Hey!
How do you get that?
I'm here to make you relax.
Wait, wait, wait.
Dad's, Dad's.
How do they mute?
Because they're TLS.
Correct.
Um, will you go and mute your voices in Ganture?
Yeah, yeah.
Inside.
Yes, that is...
I
Just the fucking dubs promise
One second, I'm going to screen kill the intercom.
Oh, thank you.
I was going to say that I'm putting that inside of the game in the chat.
No, I wasn't going to say that.
Oh, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine.
Yeah, I know you're the one that can do that.
You're like a commander.
You're so good though.
Oh, no, I don't know.
Go to settings, user interface, show chat off.
Show chat off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.
I don't see it.
Is Aiden in yet?
I don't see it.
Yo, come on.
Yo, yo, we will win.
We will clap at their cheeks.
We will use those slurs.
We are not waiting for you.
No slurs.
You're not waiting, buddy.
Zero slurs, but we're copping this.
We're copping this stuff.
You got any slurs?
Are you ready to get shit in your mouth?
Yeah, he's not in this.
Yo, Aiden, Aiden, hold on, I'm going to send you a website, just sign in from there with
I understand it's gonna let you in.
Come back here and get scored!
Come on, get scored, bro!
Fuck the juicers.
The juicers are so bad at rules.
The juicers are the world's best at rules.
Please!
You can get a scratch back from your record.
You wanna log in?
Can we get him in somehow?
Come on, get him in!
Come on, get him in!
Come on, get him in!
What is that?
Shut up!
Oh, that's a little big guy.
He's not even gonna say that.
Eat it, eat it.
Eat it.
I am a crazy cry.
Yes, that's for sure.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
You're in, let me prove you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm gonna start to do my best to not hear all these new members like, what the fuck?
Why did Cuffham leave?
Bro, well that was not me, we had a modern Wolver Lovies, now we have eight in the fucking Rust Lovies
Oh god, that's the worst
It was seven days Ricky!
Ricky's doing seven days!
This entire show's IQ is not above 100.
Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Nah, nah, nah.
Yo, man, this guy, yo, what the fuck is happening, dude?
What the fuck?
Um, yo, yo, what's the name?
Stop running, nigga.
Yeah, I'll bin him right now.
Where's Bernardo?
Fix the service, man.
Where's Bernardo?
Excuse me, can I hear me?
Who's the guy with the racist number?
Who's the guy?
I'm Mr. Kev.
This is got to sound like a YTG, right?
Okay, we're about to start.
All on X. Who do you want banned?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Mr. Kev.
Okay, just let me know.
I can ban him.
The fucking emote.
Nobody's doing that.
You're not playing them to do it to you, buddy.
These are your own viewers, man.
The juices are harassing the dog
Well, nobody's asking
I don't even know how to fight a man
I need to be at a party
I don't even know what to do
I don't even know what to do
I don't even know what to do
I just look away
That's 82, buddy
That's J
Okay, now how about you take care of your children
No, it's not J, bro
Yeah
How do you know how to clear what up there
How did you know?
How did you know?
How did you know?
How did you know me?
How did you know me?
Crickets
Fuck you
DDG got my money
What's up?
I feel like you told everybody that
Are we starting?
Yeah we can start
The devs calling your ass out that's insane I could never heal
Oh fuck
Get out of my way, let's go
Lock in and start tapping some fucking hands
Lock in, lock in, lock in
Close the doors, close the doors, close the doors, close the doors
There's auto doors, auto doors
Are they auto?
Go man, go man down, come on, go, go man.
Get the respawn, go man.
We gotta get scrubbed, get scrubbed.
Yeah, hit some bears.
I'm out, I'm out.
Go, go, go.
If your headshot rate is under 15% you will be banned.
I just got banned.
Shit.
Go bitch!
Go bitch!
You got banned?
No, I just got banned.
Shit.
Wait, can we even hit the barrels?
Get the scrub, get the scrub.
What the fuck?
Get the barrels.
What the fuck yeah, hey get the barrels get the barrels wait what the fuck?
What the hell is that one day I was invited I'm gonna go to your middle
Make it on hey, oh pick up a G
Come on. Are you good the game or not?
Are you good?
Oh my god.
Yep, you've heard of psycho blasteds.
Yep.
What the?
You really want all that?
Take control of middle.
There's your middle.
Get the response.
Wait, do we still have to be careful?
Like last night for scrap?
take control middle middle get the response wait do we still have to be
like last line for scrapple
i think i know the guy
oh my god
i'm gonna pull it up, you all pull it up
i'm here boys
Don't extend too hard!
Do not over extend!
Get the twigs!
Secure the loot!
Get the guns!
I actually got a little fudged me, which I'm down a little bit, okay.
my body is loaded with my body we need to make bags we need bags these
spawns are a bit smaller. Yo! Yeah, light beacons are a thing of the night. We need to get light beacons!
Uh, beacons. Yo! We need lighthouse! I'm gonna go get a car.
Wait, we're not in the gamecars?
Place bags.
Yes, bags. Yo, yo, beacons to the lighthouse. I- I- I- I- I think we should go smoke them out.
And that decent headshot is really bad.
Wait.
Oh fuck, I'm so dumb.
Check it in the material or not.
of
the
death
of
the
Yo, you know for a fact, I knew it was a BAU being the voice spoken.
I-I-I-I-I even have to-I even have to look at it.
The quality of his mic, it spoke for itself, dumbass. What a bitch-ass.
Fucking camping and sniping like a mother-sucker. Fuck you!
Push, push, push!
Push!
Oh
We got go many bags many bags. Yeah, how do we get leather? Yo, how do we get cloth? I mean how do we get cloth for bags?
Yo
How did we get close to bags?
We need bags
Chai is that infinite at all or not?
Yo, couldn't you just sit in the middle of the battle an instant for me?
I thought it was an instant, but that makes it an instant healer.
We need to get control middle, but we need to get cloth, we need cloth, we need cloth,
is that?
cloth will win the battle
sir to sir
yo yo
scrap wins battles
cloth wins wars
we need response
recycle batteries for cloth
get in get in get in get in
we need cloth man
I got my captain, I got you.
We'll send the troops back there.
I got him.
We're sexy
We're close, we're close
We're close, man!
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh boy, got a red machine.
Oh boy, get it, get it, get it.
Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up!
Oh, good, good, good.
That was good, that was good.
Well, I'm not lying again to play the games. It's been nice.
Oh no, not this shit again.
I'm not gonna bother with that.
I give it...
Yo, that's bullshit.
I'm not gonna give it to that.
What one is that?
Why do you all have guns?
Somebody's gotta get their hands dirty.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
They're throwing in!
What? Are we ready?
There you go, we're getting ready, we're getting ready.
We're getting ready.
Oh, shoot them!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
of
of
of
of
of
of
invisible he's cheating he's literally cheating that is so cringe get
bandages recycle them get the cloth and put some fucking bags down
We need to start de-foing more. We haven't like de-fo-ed after anything.
Recycle some fucking benches! Get cloth and put some bags down!
Oh my fuck.
Get some fucking scrap and X-lock in.
Scrap wins battle, cloth wins wars.
wars we're losing in scrap we're losing in scrap the bad we will be get more
faster than we can respawn!
Oh my god!
That's not bad!
I can put it all over there.
That's terrible.
It's not where.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm dead here I'm for sure there's no point in cheering that.
of
of
of
the
We're being raided.
I mean, we need a name, but we need to know what, like who's doing it.
Roll.
There's just no way, right?
I can move the flankers in there, oh my god.
Stalked the shooting earlier.
of
the
death of
I think we're bandaging you hold full tight bro
okay
Ow! Ow!
Bags! Bags!
Face bags is a...
What?
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think I think we got it. It looks like people have God mode
Bro every person who comes in the base gets gondola like every person
Okay, just disable reading for the first ambient I give you remove remove reading for the time being
I'm getting them!
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
Don't worry, I got you!
Thank you!
Go left, go left, go left!
Hold on, sir!
Oh, I jumped into it in a minute.
This guy is hitting a lot of other spawns though.
Wait, it's on teammates.
What's happening?
Did they have gun motor?
Not anymore, not anymore. We're good now. We're good now.
Wait, we have that shit down.
Where's the radio? Where's the radio?
Has anyone got a ball T? I don't see the radio. Do you have a ball T in base?
I would get the ball.
It's 10 minutes late bro. I need you bro.
It happens to be fun.
We needed to get the fucking lighthouse man is that we win the game
Hello I can't I can't die we need to get lighthouse man
go to lighthouse fuck them are we losing winning kills but I mean we don't have much
I'm not too many, not too many, only a few, only a few.
you got everyone shot man?
How? Explain it? He's not dead yet. Explain it.
She's a little bit able to hear that ass, so that's insane though, what?
Need some play.
of
the house of the house
Go go go go
Is anybody here?
You got a mic buddy?
Bro we're not here for the loot, we're here for the lighthouse
What the?
is that army jet?
Goat.
Bang!
We got it! We got it!
your hair looks good today. also do you like popping your orange juice?
we should have a
uh, we should
play
maybe go to the middle, go to the middle
get the party tracers
what the
what the fuck was that
Somebody on this!
Kill, kill, kill!
Yo, drop the NGP bro!
I'm right, I'm right.
Get back there!
I
of
I'm sorry, was anybody by me?
Oh, push that.
I'm not pushing that.
Here we are.
What was that I think that?
Was that that thing?
Where?
They ain't no way!
What?
Are we dead ass?
I don't think you can start drawing it out.
These teams want to do it like people have signed up for some shit.
Bro, we need to get middle.
We need a middle one!
Okay then why are you not in the middle?
Yo, stop talking back like a dumbass and fucking do the thing I'm doing you!
I'm going the middle one!
of
Let's do this stuff.
Gold middle, the middle!
Alright, to the middle we go, to the middle we go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Aw, I didn't get the exits.
There.
Somebody's gonna go make some blotting. They think I'm gonna win this.
Yep, I'll come down to you. I'll come down to you.
of
the
of
the
I
Didn't say my jump up
Somebody needs to do God's work and is get
two
What I mean
Turned ahead 245 245 we need the looter how do we bring this?
We have to put it in the oven!
Bang! Bang! Bang! We must report this! We have to report this!
Deep bottom!
Walk in! Don't shoot in the camera!
May the axe pick me up! Pick me up!
Fuck! You looted me!
Get in!
Get in! Drive! Drive! Drive!
I'm in! Drive! Drive! Drive!
I can't!
I
That's so much
one point six eight is fucking insane
I think they're...
I found these ones right there!
I have a little vision, so I can go...
Shit, shit.
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
death of
the
the
the
the
the
the
please
Get out the road
Fuck you need to leave this to the center. I know
We're smoking!
You're running me the fuck over here!
Get off the road!
Holy shit!
We're holding this motherfucker pushing it.
Where is the scrap I had earlier, man?
Left, left, left.
No, no, no.
Get it, get it, get it.
On route 100.
Dead, dead, dead.
Push him!
Push him!
Can we gamble?
Can we get Blackjack?
No, we need to have the one behind the wall!
Take it, take it, I'm gambling!
We need Trapper!
Alright, go ahead, go ahead.
This is the meta, this is the meta!
This is the tank!
Behind the wall, behind the wall!
60, 60 behind the wall, 60!
You're left, right there!
60, 60 behind the wall, 60!
What the fuck? What did you get that from, bro?
Look at the big gun.
Oh my god.
Red, close, close, close.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'll meet the fucking VJ!
67, 67, 67, 67, 67.
Oh my god, big motor, big motor!
Go middle you lazy fucking scumbags!
middle
In like three minutes of an air strike we call it an awesome space.
Hold metal, hold metal, hold metal, hold metal.
We need telebrew attack. Everybody go to middle now. We hold metal. We need the nuker.
Stay middle. Stay. We need the nuker.
I
Guys give me all your sweat over here
Yeah, the high racing is really helping, bro.
Yeah, it's really helping, isn't it?
Glad to see you walking up a Ferrari in your garage, X.
Wait, wait, that's a strap! Wait!
Come on!
Come on!
Hear me! Hear me! Hear me!
Taxi! Taxi!
Who ever spelt my teammate died? Go loot him!
Where's my debots?
Where's my debots? Where's my debots?
where do I deep up the scrap?
what the fuck do you put scrap?
what the fuck do you do?
you go buy stuff you just go gas station and you buy stuff
wait wait wait wait, Arty, I'm scrapped though, I'm scrapped, I'm healed
yeah yeah yeah that's buying stuff for scrap basically that's like the value that we
We spent on scrap things.
Yeah, it's currency to buy stuff from gas station.
So you don't really keep the scrap, you use it, you use it to buy stuff.
Okay.
Did you just say what the same thing was?
You went off the air strike, it's not a scrap.
The air strike already, yes.
Roll out gang, roll out, let's get this shit!
Go to middle, go to middle, go to middle!
Yo C-Boo, do you want an AK?
These are to go for me
But you go I fucking love you
No, it's not
Oh my god, okay, we need it to make a value we should take the hills and then shoot down on I mean I agree
But that's an end they need to move out like we mobility
Okay, we need bags
What do I buy shit?
Hey, let's go, pick me up!
I think the naker's the best.
It's excuse me, I'm out.
Hey, pretty guys, pretty guys, come on!
I want more, I want more please.
Thank you guys, thank you.
Over here, on the ground, two more.
Sniper.
Alright guys, to get an open sniper, I need to shut the bay to buy a sniper.
Everybody, that's trapper.
I got a case, guys, come here.
A case, A case, A case.
Where? A case.
Hear me, hear me, hear me.
Let's go baby, let's go!
I need an open sniper.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Get back to base with all that shit, X, holy shit.
I have nothing, we need to have nothing.
You're fucking loaded.
I'm not, what?
I have loot, I have loot!
I have guns, can you guys take my guns please?
I have guns, I need to bring all of them.
Minigun, LMG, AK, hike wall, pick that ship!
That's it, that's it, uh, uh, yeah, it's on the gun.
I'm walking to that homeless.
Is there a guy down there?
Hey, check.
Oh my god, that's a fucking busted shit.
My inventory is useless.
Those lockers, we have to go out in my containers.
I
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I got the effect
Take him in
Damn, where do you go? I'm on the right.
Fuck! That's so bad!
I should be on the right.
Yeah, this one's on me.
Fuck. Yo, I was straight fucking them up.
Yo! Yo, the snipers are worth buying and they are fucking busted as shit.
We need to shred them by that.
Yep, yep.
Like, it is so strong.
We need to all push mid now. We need to push mid now.
right now the nuke is happening in like five minutes
five okay go
like like like five like five minutes everybody's to go mid now okay we need
to hold that shard down
i need warthog run it warthog run it warthog run it's not a choice
We're going to have to ignore them and move in.
Make the wall of China.
Make the wall of China.
When you spawn, put the barricades in a fourth motion so we can rotate them.
Put the barricade down.
Put the barricade down.
Portion Barricade down!
Oh dude, this is a good spot for the war.
Portion Barricade down! We need the wall of China!
We need to go main! We need to go main!
Yo, if you are Cypher, if you're a player, you need to listen! Stop playing! Go to the fucking middle!
of
the
Come with me. Come with me. Go on. Go.
I'm in a 40 left point, in a 40, keep holding.
We got it, we got it. Just hold it, just hold it.
Pick up all the stuff that's in here.
You got an AK, you got an AK.
Left of the right.
I got an AK.
What is this?
Oh, look at that, look at that.
Shoot, you're done.
Alright, I'll do your fucking job.
I'm gonna kill anyone.
I'm gonna alarm everyone.
I'm gonna push them.
I'm gonna drop them.
I'm gonna alarm in the middle.
One minute to...
One minute, one minute, one minute left.
One minute left.
Remember to take back my house.
We just locked it.
We just locked my house.
We need to rethink that later, okay?
Don't do shit, boy. One minute left, one minute left.
One second, one second, one second.
Guys, up here.
Locked it in, boy.
Three west, three west, three west.
30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds.
Guys, up here.
No, I don't, I don't. Guys! Somebody give us that heal!
Give us the heal!
We got three.
Take car!
Hey!
Get on the left!
Swing it!
Swing it!
You see the bitch?
Get a car!
Get a car!
Get a car!
Get a car!
All the cars!
All the cars!
Get the car!
We're moving!
Go!
Holy shit!
Yeah!
Ah!
Ah!
Everyone go!
Get this car!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Stop moving!
Get in the fucking van, bro!
Move out!
Go!
Go!
Open it!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Get in!
Get in!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get the shit the fuck home now, bro!
Now
GG boys good shit
So how does this work we have to paint a target
fucking trash ass price on a sucker
I don't know how to fucking use it
okay it's a binocular
you wear it you aim it down at their base right and the center point
use it on yellow
and you hold it down you do it for 15 seconds and then it goes
wait what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing
we're gonna go high down with the hell
no
then we're gonna go close to the base
you're gonna put the dot in the middle of the base
and you hold it down left-flicking on the middle of the base
who are we slamming? are we taking yellow or red?
are we taking yellow or red?
I think we're taking BAU but out of the close to mine
BAU? no no no no
alright yellow?
yeah hold up jeezer bro
we're in the car, we need to get a convoy
Okay, what if we have a convoy it
We're hitting yellow, we're hitting yellow I think.
We're hitting yellow, let's go!
Get the fuck in boys, knock in!
That's fine, I'll follow you, I'll follow you!
We're hitting GAU, bow?
No, we're hitting yellow, yellow, yellow!
No, no, YGG, YGG, YGG!
I think we got the head and Ross.
That's what they crossed the fucking map!
Jack Carlos, Jack Carlos saying YGG is pushing us.
Okay, we don't care
Pushing our
Follow me
They went the other way
You suck at driving
We have the right away dickhead fuck you
I have racing rating 650.
Yo, yo, yo, log off!
Oh shit.
Just go!
Move!
Move out the road!
Turn right! Turn right!
Turn right! Stop fucking!
Right, right, right, right, right, right!
Get close, put burglars, and then hold it down.
There's the stealth over there.
Shit.
Dead, dead, dead.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There you go.
Go!
Get out.
We hit a tree, we're getting out.
I think we're just using it now.
Use it now, use it now.
Go, go, go.
You can't do that.
Remember, remember.
Aim in the middle of the base.
Middle of the base.
He's close.
Go now!
Do it now!
Do it now!
Get up on this hill to the right.
Do it now!
Do it now!
Do it now!
Do it now!
Get on the left side.
Fucking die!
Barricade!
Barricade!
Do it now!
Do it now!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
Oh, do it!
Do it!
Where is he?
Yeah, you used a bit.
I'm stuck, man! I can't, I can't!
Why not?
You can't move! You can't move!
He did this!
They're behind us, in the jungle!
I can't, I can't, I can't!
He died, he died, he died, I gotta die!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Okay, okay, you do it!
Someone else got it, someone else got it!
Get him, get him, get him!
What?
What happened to that?
It's a valid item when I pick it up.
What?
I'm slamming this motherfucker right now!
Pick it up and stab it, guys!
It's a valid item!
I said that I sent it picked it up and disappeared
No, I said that I have it. I have it. Yeah, it's an invalid item and it disappeared
He got a lot he got a lot
Yeah, it's like a bark.
No, it's not.
What?
What?
What?
There's this huge flag! Go back!
There's this huge flag! Go back!
Yeah, that was terrible, bro.
Run to that! Run to that! Run to that!
Back!
Get out of here, Drizzle! Let's go!
One of us close! One of us close!
Oh, you got him? That's right.
Go back, go back!
Go back, go back!
Motion, let's side!
Push push, 140, 140!
Stay in, stay in! I'm back, come here right here!
Get us out of here!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
What? Stop walking! Stop walking!
Stop walking!
Roger that, sir! Roger that, sir!
We're taking fire from the south!
Push! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Roger that! Get to the rocks!
enemies 210, 210, push, roger that sir, on the hill, hill, join it, line them up, line
them up, I'm dead, I'm dead, roger that, roger that, roger that, roger that, roger
We're going to middle
X will never beat the record X will never be
Guys guys, I secure this guy station guys I guys I feel cool now
They're going to be here.
Where?
Tell me where.
Tell me where.
Where where tell me where to the where I
Need a strap and I ain't you'll buy a gun
It's easy on DC books
Good job stealing thank you guys
I think this trap you have on your team should be like done as accredited so you can buy
I got a piece of it out to carry this around.
I can just debug it at home and then it's in your credits.
Do we have Lighthouse? Do we have Lighthouse or not?
Is Lighthouse ours or not?
I
Need a lighthouse
What?
You know, pink trap there, the 8x, without closing anything, just H2N, the 10th trap.
Oh wow, I didn't know that, thank you. I'll do that.
Let's go boy, let's go, let's do it, let's do it.
Boys, let's go to the fight!
Go middle!
We need to take the door middle again!
Take middle!
Watch through that, Saur!
We should, we should!
Wait a minute, go to the rocks, wire!
Oh, we're ready now!
Let's walk in! Let's go!
I'm at the dive ground! Here's your thing!
Whoa, they're dead!
I'm falling down the way.
Yo, commander X, commander, we need to push, man.
Okay, sit down for a while, man.
Where?
I'm helping them.
Hit it, man.
I have a slide.
I'm getting them covered on this.
Why are you so quiet?
We have to go middle.
We have to go middle.
We have to go middle.
We have to go middle! We have to go middle!
We have to get in there!
of
the
death of
death
of
death
I need something to get you another dollar.
Where is he?
Use the- use the-
Use the- uh, not- not flat, not flat, not flat, not that.
Not that.
Careful, careful.
Behind the car, we moved just down, on the right side.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I can make it, I can make it, I can make it, I can make it, I can make it, I can make it, I can make it, I can make it.
I'll make it, I'll make it.
Why, be careful, what did you?
I have to make it back on, I did my only way.
No I'm off.
My gun's gone, forget about it.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
I'm leaving the base for them to...
the
the
the
the
them or not.
Ow!
That's not really...
Where's the next nuker?
Excellent walk in!
We need to go middle!
My gun's gone, I close that up.
I'm gonna ping it.
Admiral, let's go!
Don't middle! We need to go middle now!
on the back again
of
the
that
I hate XTC
your dog shit
what?
fuck you
whoa whoa whoa
fuck you X
X
oh you had to hold yourself down buddy
I heard that
I'm a rat
I killed him!
Who the fuck is HM?
Fuck that kid!
Yeah, I just killed the X-Hater, don't worry man, he's dead.
No, I died!
I need a fucking gun! I need a gun! I need a fucking gun!
Gun!
We're going to loot the islands. Loot all of the islands.
you
you
you
you
you
you
The
They were waiting for me at the beach.
Extraction successful.
I had to spend it so it counts right?
Ah, three thousand.
We need to do a spend the money!
Do they still have oxenmonauta?
Do they add oxenmonauta?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have it.
They have it.
We need to go take it.
Go!
Every oxen, go!
We have mid-lock.
We have mid-lock.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
They're all over the playing field.
Take me out, take me out, ladies.
Take me out.
Take me out, ladies.
Take me out.
Take me out.
stay stay stay stay
Hey, we got back we got back go back to middle go back to middle now go back to middle now
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Sir, yes, sir
Let's get here with you!
Don't make them think it's possible!
Let's do the shit, my friend!
What?
Let's get down here!
I'm gonna shoot!
What the fuck?
I don't know what happened, I want to...
Let's go, let's go!
I
Fight fight
Push oh my god
This motherfucker
Oh baby, what's up, baby?
Oh my god!
Craigs!
I legit just base-tracked that M2 with a fucking siren slingin', bloody tass.
I
What a massacre I was
He's coming back.
He's coming back.
He's coming back.
Where they?
How's him?
He's coming back.
I think he's in danger.
I don't see him coming back.
I need to get one more back on the exit.
Car, move to me.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Where is the enemy? Where is the enemy?
What?
There's no one coming from that side.
I'm looking at all three sides of the building.
I must have killed him right?
Someone give me a Draco, someone give me a Draco man
Lua!
Yo Deepmar man, you got a Draco for me man?
That is not easy, it's easy, it's easy, it's easy
No, no, no, it's easy
Waving the order, I can't see him
That was very nervous.
I see him.
Show my breath right there.
Get a headshot.
put them down
um, Max, uh, Poneple said that he doesn't like you
okay, I'm just gonna
oh, he's like, hold on
you're shot there, shot there
I know, I'm sure
250 250
Okay
Come on up here
What we are these busters
I have the boom, I'm holding the boom.
I'm holding on the boom.
Watch to that.
Oh shit, 20, 20, 20!
80, 20, 20, 20!
Go on, go on, go on!
I need more bullets I need more bullets bullets bullets bullets come here so I need more bullets
Oh
Dude, I mean we're done in this shit, are you kidding me? I just assumed the fucking idea
I got you, Ergz!
No, bunch of people!
One get T!
He's spouting the movement!
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
this lag is unbelievable, I actually have another game, fuck you, fuck you, he's lagging
my game with visuals man, but that lag is back up.
I don't know.
How do you know that?
Little do you think or not?
Anyone got it?
The ocean area or what?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm going for lights
Car in the car
Kill him
I got him
I'm sorry.
Where is the loot?
Hey, what's what the long what's what?
That was fun.
I enjoyed it. That was a lot of freedom. Thank you.
Was there just only Jews in this movie? Was it only us?
us a lot of people was the interpreters so they I think that's back to back if I was here
Anyway, what now?
Why did anybody left?
Wait, was Ryan still alive anyway?
Like, everybody just leaves it?
Everybody just left, man?
I
Got up ages ago really
What is that
Yo, I think I'm on this
wait what wait who chopped yo yo
here's my mazak anymore
thank god let's
yeah I'll just do some chillin' now
Yo, why not some um some among us though, they have a good pretty hard
Let's see
There's any good videos like like new ones that are
What is this?
The definition of animation is to give life to, you know, and to me, one of the definitions
of character animation is that...
Just a little excited, that's all.
Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose.
It's just a mistake.
So first we have the dialogue, and I look at the dialogue and see where it falls.
How old is the video?
Is this 8?
Can I get to that?
8 years ago.
It must be way over that, no?
We start with, this is the soundtrack, and that's all we have to go with.
What do we do with this?
You was just a little inside.
We tried to find out what frame does the sound fall on so we can fit the visuals to the sound.
Based on the sound, I figured out what I wanted to do.
I'll do it once again.
Yo, are they not going to tell you what it's icy?
Yo, isn't that the only thing I see?
That's not very nice.
All the way to God.
this fucking like massive ice box
the big solid bags of ice in the store man it melt ice
Oh!
Where is the key?
There's something all day.
Salty.
What? No, I mean, they brought the ice.
Bro, I saw that nut ice.
Did not live ever that snow?
Really for the salt.
The sand is rocks and there's salt.
Have you seen this about Rainbow Six?
Link.
Rainbow Six.
Oh, I got hacked, yes I got hacked.
I very easily found the administration interfaces for dozens of flock safety cameras.
I shared this information with 404 media and with John Gaines help that number quickly grew
to nearly 70.
None of the data or video footage was encrypted.
There was no username or password required.
These were all completely public facing for the world to see and some of them still
are.
You don't have to be an expert to find and gain access to this.
You don't even have to type anything in to see every single person, vehicle, and activity
that took place in these locations in the last 31 days.
Whether you wanted to watch this footage live in real time or look at footage from a month
ago, you could just point and click your way to it like you were watching Netflix.
You could even open up the live streams in VLC or cast it to a television.
Making any modification to the cameras is illegal so I didn't do this, but I had
ability to delete any of the video footage or evidence by simply pressing a button. I could
see the paths where all of the evidence files were located on the file system and I could see
their hashes and signatures. Some of the devices we saw were the familiar looking Falcon cameras
that you see all over the country, but the majority of these were Flock's new condor cameras
which are designed to detect and track people. They're PTZ cameras, meaning pan tilt zoom,
and they quite literally use AI to zoom in and follow you around whether you're a person
of interest or not. In just the time that it took to count and verify these vulnerabilities,
I saw a family in North Carolina load their infant and a bunch of merchandise in a Lowe's
parking lot. And I suppose one could cross-reference their license plate with the Park Mobile Data
Breach and find out exactly where the garage is that will store these new fancy tools.
I watched a man leave his house in the morning in New York. I watched a woman jogging alone
on a forest trail in Georgia.
This trail had multiple cameras, and I could watch a man rollerblade
and then take a break to watch rollerblading videos on his phone.
How? Because the camera's AI automatically zoomed in on it.
Just like it zoomed in on a couple arguing at a street market in Atlanta.
So what? They're still anonymous, right?
No, they're not.
Within two minutes of open source intelligence using a commercial facial recognition engine,
I found out that one of them just finished medical school and the other is dealing with chronic irritable bowel syndrome.
The couple also just had a baby last year and they have a pretty concerning debt-to-income ratio.
I also know that they drove over 45 minutes from their address in the suburbs to attend church in Atlanta that morning
and then they checked out this market and bought a sweater.
I watched a law enforcement officer in Ambulance escort a man having a mental health crisis in Iowa.
Yeah, imagine you put your dating preferences in cotton, blah, blah, blah, right?
And every day you bring these glasses and you go around.
And based on what you want and what they are, right, it has like a thought about like a
rating, like a percentage matchups or whatever.
And then, and it's like, nope, nope, nope, auto, that's insane, take my hand.
I know this because the Cedar Rapids Police Department maintains a public database of every
single emergency call in the city.
Man, this is my bullshit.
The area rest reports with individuals' names, addresses, ages and genders.
Listen, I know that I'm being creepy right now, just saying these words out loud nauseates
me.
But I'm trying to show you just a fraction of the information that anyone in the world
with access to a commercial search engine has had regarding anyone who attended this
market or walked on this trail in the last 31 days.
And it gets worse, here's an exposed flock safety camera permanently pointed at a playground
near the Bay Area in California.
Openly and publicly broadcasting both live and archived video footage of young children playing unattended
Again, just saying this stuff out loud feels so incredibly wrong
But for me personally the most impactful moment while validating is that delay though. The report was it is it live?
This resonated with me so much that I actually had tears welling up in my eyes
I've done this exact same thing so many times
I've seen a swing set in an empty park looked around to make sure nobody was watching and then just enjoyed the
Mindless motion that connected me to a simpler time
But this isn't something that most grown men want to be seen doing the experience
Requires one to have a moment that is a lot of judgment
It's healthy escape is a medits finest and I realized that it's likely that this man didn't know that he was being recorded
and he probably wouldn't have done this if he had.
This is a classic example of the Hawthorne effect,
which is a change in an individual's behavior or choices
when they know that they're being observed.
Surveillance manufacturers love to talk about this effect
when it deters crime.
After all, someone isn't as likely to break into a car
that's parked near a camera.
But what they don't talk about
is how it deters escapism.
People are less likely to sing or dance
or practice an action or a cartwheel
when they know that they're being watched.
But escapism is often required for a lot of things.
That's not one of the things I really like about it.
I really like to practice the scope of this time,
or even practicing line delivery for a YouTube video.
The footage of the man swinging was powerful to me
because it made me realize exactly why
I have such a visceral objection to mass surveillance.
It imposes on our right to find our own identities
without judgment,
and as someone whose identity and success.
Whoa, the base of mass surveillance is that,
I thought it wouldn't like it would be public as in like
If you make a request you can have that would it as you file a form but it's still
Going to the government or some shit. No this is owed to ample amounts of escapism
This is a hill that I am it would just be out of them everywhere. No way
I don't have the luxury to dedicate even more months to yet another flock safety vulnerability
But as you can see this one is urgent and frankly, I'm worried that it's already being exploited
at the cost of the individuals who are unaware that there are even cameras in these locations.
So I got in touch with 404 Media who has been paramount in this same field of journalism
and whose reporting has tremendously helped my research and content.
Together with YouTuber Ben Jordan we found about 60 flock condor cameras that appear
to be streaming directly to the internet without any sort of password, no protection
whatsoever.
These appear to be condor cameras, and they are designed to track people as they sort of go about their business.
And of course, people don't like have any idea that this is happening.
If you're coming into this cold here's some context. A little over a month ago, I released a video detailing a long list of security vulnerabilities with hardware and services in the flagship ecosystem.
There were over 60 published vulnerabilities, so if that concerns you, check that video out.
But during and after the process of conducting that research and making that video, I was visited
by the police and had what I believed to be private investigators outside my home, photographing
me and my property and bothering my neighbors.
John Gaines or Gainesek, the brains behind most of this research, lost employment with
the police.
Wait, what the fuck?
Yeah, but I don't understand it.
If the police went to his address, why did they talk about this?
There's no NDA behind this.
It wouldn't be private political information.
like what did you say the police came in what did you talk about?
The process of conducting that research and making that video I was visited by the police and had what I believed to be private investigators outside my home
photographing me and my property and bothering my neighbors. John Gaines or Gainesc, the brains behind most of this research lost employment within 48 hours of the video being released.
And the sad reality is that I don't view these things as consequences or punishment for researching security vulnerabilities.
I view these as consequences and punishment for doing it ethically and transparently.
I've been contacted by people on or communicating with civic councils who found more videos.
If you get mad at who exposed vulnerabilities with your trash system, right?
Um, it doesn't make any sense at all.
Because then, what are you supposed to do?
Why does somebody use the information to, like, black hats use it?
Like...
Surning, and they shared Flock Safety's response with me.
The company claimed that the devices in my video did not reflect the security standards
of the ones being publicly deployed.
The CEO even posted on LinkedIn and boasted about Flock Safety's security policies.
So I formally and publicly offered to personally fund security research into FlockSafety's deployed
ecosystem.
But the law prevents me from touching their live devices, so all I needed was their permission
so I wouldn't get arrested.
And I was even willing to let them supervise this research.
I got no response.
But now, since the general public has access to live video feeds from search engines,
let's just save the back and forth.
And I'll literally read you FlockSafety's response to IPVM about their security from
a brand new Fox safety camera that's publicly deployed.
Might as well, it's my tax powers that paid for it.
Was that himself?
Fox is committed to continuously improving security.
The devices in this YouTube video
were not connected to the cloud
and to the best of our knowledge, not customer installed.
So the security is akin to factory setting.
It's like looking at an iPhone,
stolen off a truck before it was ever connected
to the cloud.
If a person were able to gain physical access
The device is moving on the other side, which is illegal.
They still would not be able to gain access to the footage
as the data is only stored for a very limited time
duration on the device following its transmission
to the cloud.
None of these vulnerabilities affect our cloud platform,
where the vast majority of all evidence and metadata
is stored.
I found another one at Young Street and Harris Road, also in Bakersfield, which is about 15
minutes from the other spot, so I'm going to go walk up.
What would you defend it like, like poor security and doggy usage of the tech?
I don't know.
I can actually see it.
So there, if your city or county or place a business or whatever feels satisfied
by the company's reassurances, show them now. Many of the feeds that you've seen in this video
were relatively easy to find and completely accessible at the time clock safety was telling
cities that the devices are secure after they're deployed. And if you are in touch with your
county or city council, keep a record of your correspondence with them. Let them know and
fully realize it. Why don't you give them a second because it's it's inevitable that
everything that's around you is going to be recorded from other angles. I don't I don't
really see a future where we have less cameras. There's at any intersection you already have
probably eight POVs from different fucking neighbors or whatever, right?
Every, every has like, has a footage, like, yeah, it's always dog shit.
Like, if at least it was a stone wall behind some place where you don't have a
reason or whatever, you had fellow requests for the permission, then yeah, I mean, sure.
Someone gets stalked, robbed, harassed, or abducted as a result of the reported
security vulnerability by a third-party surveillance vendor.
They'll be on record for having known about it and approving it anyway,
and they can explain that to their voters and constituents.
I've said this before and I'm sure I'll say it again.
The underlying problem is not flock safety.
The problem is cities wanting a cloud-connected AI-enhanced mass surveillance system.
Guys, you're already always under surveillance.
I want you to lock in and understand that this is something you already lost.
Like, what do you think I meant?
You think you walked down the street.
You think that if you pull your pants down,
Nobody's gonna see it dude it's a me saw it and reported the police they will probably find like fucking 16 p.o
16 fucking different angles of you pulling your pants down like
Yeah, we're cooked many thing that that nobody imagine they all yeah nobody's nobody's okay this nobody's nobody done that yet
Absolutely, how do you think they catch these weird fucking killer dumpbox? How do you think they catch them? You think they just go?
Oh, man, okay
We have a UIV in the air or whatever dude
They all the neighbors all give their fucking shit over and then they find footage and then they map it out
What are too lazy to conduct their own security audit or research the efficacy versus risk and it very much is an industry-wide problem
For example other vendors in this industry have used my last video to shame flock safety on social media
Being completely unaware that I had broken their own AI model before ever even having access to a flock device
And I need to make it very clear that I am not the first and only person to find out about all of these kinds of vulnerabilities.
I'm just apparently the...
The university was poor and brained, and they're not poor, they're just like fraudulent.
But everybody around there, they did have the footage. Yeah, they did.
The only footage that was available at the Brown shooting was door cameras and shit.
I don't think that was older. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.
Everyone says that is a defender of bullshit.
Okay, you're a defender of mediocracy, okay, and the fact that you pay, you pay a fucking
kidney's worth of money to go to school for a bitch ass, and they don't even have plug-in
cameras, you can buy for $60 is a joke. Fuck everybody involved, it's fraudulent, it's
trash, and everybody is at fault. I don't care.
First person stupid enough to walk the expensive legal tightrope of making them public on
a large platform. But I also have tremendously cool and impactful projects lined up for
this channel that have taken a backseat due to the urgency of this. I want to go back to
storing data in birds and inventing microphones to record volcanoes. But I'm happy to contribute
to and stay active in the growing community of people standing up to this. If you don't
subscribe to 404 Media's content and journalism, I highly...
I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't have... I don't even have this
save anymore. You're missing the point. Take things like police arrest and body
cam video, right? A lot of it is accessible, right? If you make the
request, the Freedom of Information Act request at the fucking court or
whatever, and you get this information, right? Like if having a wall behind it,
that most people are gonna not do the effort.
Like, it's the reality, guys.
Maybe put the shit out there
where anybody can just click on it and then in the directory,
and you can just one click and have any feed live,
that's a problem.
That is absolutely a problem that I would never say.
I'm not gonna depend on it, that's a problem.
But I think the overall idea,
the idea that things are already being recorded,
it doesn't even matter.
What do you want, less cameras?
What are you gonna go get mad at
I think people that have like fucking nest cameras
and they're involved in it, like.
I recommend doing so.
And if you're not already familiar with Lou Sir Osman,
then go check out his channel and work relating to this
because it's hugely impactful
and something that you can get involved in.
Having seen and heard these condor cams.
Public parks should have those cameras on the hardware
that you get at least from afar.
Nobody should be fucking watching it
like being a weirdo about it.
If they need it, it'll have it.
if they don't need it, it should be accessed or accessible.
That's a bill.
It's not that we're doing a center.
cameras in person, I can tell you
that they are so much more dystopian and problematic
than license plate cameras.
And I wish that I had some sort of advice for people
other than stay out of public.
But some of them are literally reshotted at people's
private property.
But in the meantime, I just ask
that you don't lay down and accept
the infiltration of your expectations of privacy.
You need privacy to build your identity
refine the things that make you authentic. Thanks for watching. Keep creating. Happy holidays. Bye.
Don't disregard the idea because of poor execution. Like, that's always gonna be a bad take. Sorry.
This is a chunking, grinding cow. Wait, that is nice though. Damn, they got it. Bro. Oh, forget it,
dude. Forget it, bro. Ain't nobody doing any crime when they get hit out of the block, buddy.
Okay, that's insane though.
I mean, buddy, this has gyroscope and shit.
You just walk your keys in from any of these positions, buddy.
They know where it's at, the second they land on the ground, buddy.
And, hey, say what you want, chat.
I don't think it's a problem.
Get mad at me all you want for this trip.
They're massive.
Especially in big areas that are public.
Like, public spaces.
There is cameras everywhere.
Anyway, every business, every corner, there's already 500.
It's gone.
They're already looking at you.
If this isn't something that you can visually
see that release is clamoried by crazy amount so f***ing beautiful.
True.
True.
There's not much garbage on the ground.
Come back to New York.
This is quite nice.
Oh, yeah, forget it.
Forget what I said.
This is a chunking, glunting cow.
Wait, that is not...
Like, imagine being the bum that drops all your shit on the ground for the camera
to see.
Nobody wants to be the weird litter.
Like, imagine you put a massive billboard and every time AI picks you up, dropping
some bullshit on the ground, uh, voluntarily, it puts on the big screen and says, this guy's
a fucking loser.
Oh, you don't have any, any more coverage on the ground.
I mean, Jack, ironically, I mean, don't they have live feed of the entire globe at all
times?
Don't they have like, don't the satellites go boom and you can see the whole globe
everywhere?
Like a permanent UAV?
Wait, not exactly.
Wait, not exactly.
What can I do, though, no?
Yo, what is Cinejauer with a mouthwash?
I'm sure there's a place where they operate like illegally that is more precise for sure
Yeah, that's my word. These shits right here is the worst fucking parking meters ever made
in the history of the world, nigga. Straight up. I put four different bank cards in here
and took them out in a valid card. Nigga, these shits is broke, nigga. And that bullshit
ass app don't work even. Every time you try to load a card on that shit, it's a problem.
It was an error. This shit is trash, nigga. It's not quick to give a nigga a ticket
If he gonna run and go do some shit that he gotta do
because the media ain't working,
y'all niggas a fucking ticketed nigga.
He's just a trash nigga, that's my word.
If he wasn't cameras on this fucking block,
I put six M80s off the duct,
take six M80s on this shit
and blow this shit the fuck off the block.
Real talk.
Fuck outta here, man.
Nigga gotta take the shit,
nigga can't even go to his fucking crib
take the shit because these fucking clown ass fucking machines don't work hate these
sits they got hate job parking motherfuckers it's my word so well there's
ever QR code and you just fucking boom paper on the phone
Huh?
The story has to burn slowly, with the men pay off 12 seasons down the line.
This is a f***ing stranger thing.
Do you know who I am?
Save my name.
Oh, cool and spake, that's nice.
You're goddamn right.
I mean f***ing breaking bad.
Better call Saul.
There has to be non-slow episodes of painstaking character development, followed by an explosive climax.
And if you don't know anything about explosive climaxes, you can ask your wife, because I am the one who knocked her up.
Jesus.
We're the f**k's way at Seahorn!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Come on
Oh, is that real?
Look at me, look at me, I show up at all times these days, man
Chad, Chad do you ever think that I walk around?
Let's say you have like a blood, like student loans or whatever and you're like in debt.
You look at homeless, you're more born than he is.
This is
something like you can't yeah I never even said that that one wrong
Chalice I don't want to be the one that went right there, I was right there
watch my best
in Broad County Florida, market police officers respond to a child in a kidnapped child near a local fair
She made me, I was walking here to see if she was going to tell me she's my brother.
And then I was there and he just cried to me.
And then he said like, I'll give you, like he was driving my way,
and he was driving my first van.
And then, and then he made me kiss him like he's so nasty.
I know you are, bro.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
Don't leave.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can you see everything?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're going to talk right now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are you talking about? There's nothing there.
All right, what's your problem?
Oh, yeah, put him off.
Yo, how's he talking?
What a problem, man. I ain't do nothing, bro.
No matter what I'm talking about.
What's your problem, bro?
I just want to be a surgeon there.
What's your problem, bro? I ain't got nothing.
Relax. Relax.
Dude, bro, you're touching this for what?
For no reason, bro.
Dude, we're missing a thing or a problem.
You're in the train right now.
I don't do that.
We're going to find out.
Oh, relax.
Relax.
I'm going to have to call the police or what?
Stop.
I'm going to have to call the police or what?
What?
We're going to have to call the police.
What?
What?
What?
So you know what?
I don't care.
Check.
You know what?
What kind of AI do you have to do with it?
Let's say a game of math and skill, but you know, like GTA.
This guy is in a suit for show and XQC.
a bunch of dialogue that resembles things that are in the real life of randomly
with let's say some let's say some with some cop I guess in connection with another
random NPC in the game and it's arguing in similar scenarios then in the
real life and it would do it but of course you do it like you know you
green lights that are spritz.
It's worse, you know?
Get inside the car!
Go on, get in the car.
Look.
Come on, bro. Don't make it up the car.
I'm just doing what I do.
I'm gonna support when I'm getting the car.
You have a mom or dad around? Yeah, they come to the cell phone. Yeah, mom's coming right now. Okay. Tell them I'm gonna see you.
You're calling the courier.
I was aware of you as well as your girlfriend. Mom, come. Mom, you need to come now.
Just a minute.
No, something else. You're at CBS?
Okay, come, something happened.
Can you just stand with them, try to let this guy, super intoxicated,
grab the little one, made him hug him and made him kiss him.
Yeah.
So we're trying to get the whole story.
Mom is about to be here.
I have to watch this, it's gonna happen.
So you actually saw him, of course.
What's that?
He was grabbing us now.
I don't know how about this, though.
You see him, like, kissing?
Yeah, he had his head.
He was doing the stuff that was in his face.
If you see him after we did something wrong,
I'm just trying to get all everything I grabbed.
That's the fun.
Grab his hair and he'll go like this.
Okay.
Mom, parents are coming.
Could he actually kiss you?
He grabbed my face and he went like that.
Okay.
Is there anything?
He's like, come here and give me a kiss.
I'm like, keep your story.
What's this for?
Police obtained security footage from a nearby liquor store
showing the victim being approached by 29-year-old
of
the
Hickory, what's your copy?
Holy...
Holy...
What are you all f**ked on?
The dark child's cold.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What the...
A carnival worker fired a gun and struck a 91-year-old woman in the foot.
The nearby assisted living facility, Major Kevin Stransky of the Margate Police Department,
can be quoted saying, if we continue to host these carnivals, I fear that it isn't if,
but when, that something potentially tragic will happen to either one of our officers or
someone in the public. Months before this night, the town debated closing the fair by 10
o'clock with town commissioner Arlene Schwartz stating that nothing good happens at that time.
True.
What?!
Two counts trespassing, two counts resisting, two counts aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of threatening a public servant, two counts possession of cannabis, six counts of battery, one count of disorderly intoxication, and two counts of criminal mischief.
Randy was held with no bond and pled not guilty.
Eleven months later, he changed his plea to Nolo Contendere, meaning he did not admit guilt, but agreed to proceed as if he were guilty.
The state also changed his charges prior to sentencing, likely due to a plea deal.
Kidnapping was changed to false imprisonment, dropping the severity from a first to third degree felony.
felony. Lude conduct towards a minor and strong arm robbery were both altered to child abuse,
going from second to third degree felonies, and his charge for battery remained. Randy was sentenced
to five years in prison with 336 days of jail credit. Assuming he serves a full sentence,
he will not be released until December of 2027. While crime rates are often higher late at night,
some are bold enough to commit crime in broad daylight. On the opposite corner of the
continental United States and Washington, officers from the Puyallup Police Department were
dispatched to Good Samaritan Hospital on reports that a woman attempted to kidnap
a toddler soon a slew of questions asked by officers and disbelief it was like first offense
whatever I'd be like okay five years but a career criminal what what do you teach them
like when there's no ramp up but yo how many strike system is this like dude I think you
go if you go to jail or you go this is like five six times whatever at one point there
There's gonna be a ramp up where like, okay, if I do something really bad here, I'm fucking cooked
Please tell me why are we here?
Seriously, why are we here? I know you could talk as you're talking to them
The whole give me the evil eyes not working. It's not gonna do anything
thing. You acting like you're
possessed and winking at me is
not going to be anything. I want
to hear your side of the story.
If not, I'm going to have to go
off all their sides of the
story and it's probably going to
make you look pretty bad.
Do you ever tell me your side
of the story? I've been asking
forever.
Wow.
What does that mean?
You winking at me and doing all
that's not going to do anything.
I'm going to go off before
they tell me.
What they tell me was
You learned it?
Yep.
I'll be back with you.
Like I told you, I know you understand me because you were talking before I came in
the room.
I will just go off of whatever they tell me.
Would you try and snag a kid in there?
Use some weird stuff, and then what happened?
Tell me.
Yep.
You tried to snag the kid.
You tried to kidnap the kid, why?
You gonna tell me or not?
I'll see you in nine minutes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't think that's going to happen today.
I don't think that's going to happen today.
Hey, don't do that to your fingers.
You said yet when I asked you if you tried to snag a kid.
Is that really what you tried to do?
Mm-hmm.
Why?
Come on, Cherie.
There's gotta be a reason why.
I'm not here today.
I caught the kidnapper big time.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Your mama Shiree, is what it says on this debit card.
Mama Shiree, is that what you go by?
The box card, what's that for?
It was in your purse though.
Shiree, did you really try and snag a kid, or are they just making it all up?
While the suspect remains silent, the security footage speaks volumes.
It shows the suspect sitting across from a three-year-old child with her mother
and her mother's self-proclaimed best friend who said the suspect smiled at the child
at the child before easily picking her up and kissing her. The adults watch in confusion
for about 20 seconds before the suspect grabs her purse and appears to try to leave, prompting
the mother and her best friend to chase her. Soon, security personnel and medicalā
Um, um, um, um, wait. What?
...and appears to try to leave, prompting the mother andā
Oh! When she gotā When she went and got her purse and now it's a problem?
...and her confusion for about 20 seconds at the suspect smiled at the child before
or easily picking her up.
Yo, what the fuck?
In confusion, what are you?
Wait, something grabs your child.
You stand there and you fucking knock them the fuck out.
Are you crazy?
Or you suck your punch and then you're fucking the fuck out?
Man.
And appears to try to leave.
I can't hear you, girl.
Best friend to chase her.
Soon, security personnel, medical professionals,
and bystanders pull the child from the suspect's arms,
causing minor injuries in the process.
Although there is no audio, handwritten witness statements
say the suspect repeatedly screamed,
This is my baby as the crowd grew in her witness statement. The mother wrote that the suspect
The suspect admitted to snagging the child officers still do not know her reasoning
I know you understand me. You nod your head and you answer every now and then
Oh, if you get your stuff up here, okay? Do you think I could get a drink of that?
Pop I can't even swallow exit tweaking it
Do you really want to go down for a kidnap him?
Is that really what happened here?
It is?
Can you tell me why?
Can I please have a drink of the coke that was in my purse?
I can- I can- I gotta go get that old garbage that's going to be nasty.
But no, because it is a lid on it.
Okay.
Thank you.
He actually went!
Yo, he really was that confession, though.
He- he was motivated.
Why did you try and kidnap the kid?
I just went and dug your coke out of the garage.
Because he was motivated.
It gave you some you can't answer my question. You can't even lie to me. Can't even acknowledge me unless you want something
Seriously, why did you try to do that?
You trying to go jail?
What does that mean? You're not in your head
Insane
I don't think you are because you're choosing what you want to answer what you don't want to answer
like your coke
Even knew enough that the lid was yeah, but what the coke has drugs in it and
Then he enabled it to tamper with evidence straight to
Tell me why
are you just gonna play this game should I just ignore you and not ask
um what were you asking me
I've asked you multiple things
I was trying to help you
some kind of maniac I mean what is it
there's gotta be a reason why I'm on a charade
don't be rude
if you don't want to talk to me tell me you don't want to talk to me
ha ha ha ha ha
ransom gratification
what to get attention
to get to a room quicker what
I don't know. I wasn't here.
You don't want to talk with me?
Oh.
All right.
I'm going to turn it up.
I'll save my breath.
What do you want to know?
Why did you translate the kid?
Because that's my kid.
That's your kid.
How do you know it's your kid?
Because, because Ariana, it was never my kid.
And she just stole Lidia and her and started
Perry and all of them.
Can you take me to Harvard here?
Uh, no, I cannot. I'm sorry.
Why do you want to go to Harvard, dude?
Because I can't.
Um...
Did you what?
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
It hurts.
The doctor's in there, you're gonna try talking with me,
but you're like, whatever.
Tricky, help me find that paperwork.
Where did it go?
I killed it.
You okay?
Yeah, you were talking with Cherie.
Yeah, and I was up to it.
No, perfect.
Cherie, a real good friend of mine's here to talk with me.
Back doors are unlocked.
So I've been bringing that down.
Everything, dude.
You think I am.
This cup is funky.
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Detective Johnson.
I've got police.
OK.
I do have some follow-up questions about what happened.
We could either do that here if you prefer
or if you want to go to the station
and talk in a more comfortable manner.
You got to do that?
Yeah.
OK.
Were you here to be treated for anything?
What for?
Like medical reason?
Do you have like a medical emergency right now?
What is it?
Are you hurt?
I want to make sure it doesn't get towed, right?
Cherie, if we take the time to bring you to the station to interview you, are you going to even answer my questions?
Yeah.
You are? Okay.
Want to tell me what kind of car you came in?
Dodge Challenger.
What color?
That's a nice car.
Smoke gray.
Smoke gray?
Yeah.
Were you like on the first floor or up at the level there?
Mm-hmm.
Is it registered to you?
Yes.
It's like in Sheree Gray, Sheree what's your last name?
Oh, Hattons.
Like the Hattons guy.
Shit, I'm Sheree Hattons.
All right, I'll work for me.
Okay, she's a real blabbermouth.
I know.
You certainly know.
Well, she promised you would talk to me, right?
Well, she made promises to me too.
I bet you did.
He's a great officer.
I know about that.
Probably my favorite.
You don't get a lot.
That's me.
I think we're gonna give him for a drive.
I think we are.
Okay.
You are getting booked for attempted kidnapping, okay?
So last chance, before he takes you to jail, to tell me why you did it and what you were
doing.
Can I have a drink of water?
No.
You got coke.
Okay.
Okay. Can I drink a cup, please? And then I can talk.
What's, what's the over and under that she won't talk after I give her a drink?
We've been there, done that. She goes, well, I'll talk to you.
She's really drunk. I can't swallow. So I can drink a sip, please.
You put my garbage.
The crazy thing is you're laughing like it's like it's a joke.
And I told you it's not a joke, but I can't help but smile because of your behavior.
I will give you one more sip because I'm that guy and I'm a sucker.
but it's your last one.
Show guys lots of lives to save today.
I just have to go back to my desk.
All right, now you woke up.
Let's hear it.
He held up his hand in the morning.
So why did you do that?
I was a father of a three-year-old myself.
If somebody did that, how insanely vivid I would be.
I would want to know why some random person
kind of messed up my life.
That hadn't been the first time.
Are they crazy?
Is there something else going on?
Well, here's your chance.
Nothing?
Let's go for a drive.
OK.
I don't want to get back out.
Ugh.
Boy.
Amy, my heart.
You had a knife.
Straight up, were you going to kill the kid?
Is that what it?
Don't even do that.
Now I know your life.
It's your kills a three-year-old.
See, now you're trying to be funny.
That's not funny.
Can you take these off?
No.
After her arrest, Sherry April Atkins
was charged with one count of second degree kidnapping and one count of second degree assault
for the injuries sustained by the child, both class B felonies. She also tested positive
for fentanyl. Shortly after her arrest, courts moved forward with putting Sherry under a mental
evaluation. Initially, doctors stated, it is unclear whether these symptoms are indicative
of genuine psychosis, extensive substance use, or residual effects of intoxication.
Her behavioral health records say she meets criteria for a diagnosis of unspecified
schizophrenia spectrum and other psychotic disorders. This wasn't her first entanglement
with drugs, mental health and the law either.
Roughly a year prior, she was admitted to Western State Hospital
for substance abuse treatment and PTSD
after she smashed her neighbor's car into house windows.
She allegedly kept asking neighbors where her children were,
believing they were in the vehicle.
She also allegedly broke windows at an elementary school
with a metal bowl and tire iron
and allegedly called Pierce County deputies
in a separate incident where she told them
Donald Trump was her father
and that she had sensitive documents and materials
pertaining to some unspecified event.
Trump's your father?
Mm-hmm.
She was arrested, eventually pled guilty to criminal mischief and was sentenced to 60 days in prison.
Months after her release, she attempted her kidnapping at Good Samaritan.
The last public update regarding her court case suggests she is being treated for mental competency before standing trial.
She faces a maximum sentence of 20 years of found guilty on both charges.
That music? Shari?
Because I do.
I'm gonna listen to some of that.
Born by a real serious actor.
Let's start with a big family.
Sweet.
Ah!
Spirited.
You need to take the shoes off, Shari.
Alright, come on out.
I'm used to computers though, I mean.
I mean, classic them like failing and letting Windows, I mean, what if she had successfully
doesn't even matter?
Like, I mean, that's that.
I mean, they should be responsible.
Wow.
I mean, partially.
Love you chat.
XQCL.
Well, it's interesting.
So I'm sure I think he's gonna be playing in the league or something.
In December.
So I did it.
It was one month ago, but I didn't watch it.
of
I'm not worried if it's not that window or the shop where I'm hearing some banging and things like that.
I'm not going to take it easy.
It's as big as that one.
I'm not doing runs when I'm not like, I'm not like, like, getting to the point and see if there was a van.
I don't think that behavior is a shit.
Wait, was that on it?
Thank you, I'll kill you anyway.
Wait, priority position?
You guys, what's the priority position?
Oh, that's normal.
What was I supposed to do with the priority position?
Stop or the police! Make yourself sound!
Police Department!
Let me get a quicker.
Stop on the police.
Make yourself known.
Come out with your hands off.
Come out with your hands off.
Hey, show us your hands right now.
Yeah.
Show us your hands.
Come to me.
Yeah.
Come to me.
William, come towards us.
Come out.
Yep, get out of the office.
Get out of this.
Whoa!
Ha, ha, ha!
Will, hands on top. Get up.
Ha, ha, ha.
It's okay.
Will, get up.
You need to drink it out right now.
Will, get up.
Get up.
There you go. Let's go. We need to get out of there.
Okay.
That way, please.
We'll get up. Let's go. Let's go.
We need some help. Let's go. Okay, good.
I can't hear you. No.
Okay, hands on your head.
Put that down. Nothing in your hands.
I'm not gonna read that. I know you won't.
We'll walk towards the surface.
We'll walk towards the surface.
We need to get you checked out with the fire department.
I know this thing.
Okay, we'll see if there's a go.
Yeah, there's fire department.
Yeah, okay.
Another cover-up.
Get everything.
Here you go.
All right, don't move.
Get your hands.
That was fun.
That was a nice one.
That was a nice one.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
That was fun.
Okay, it's water.
I'm just about to start boiling the water.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this, but it's water.
What happened?
Did it smoke?
Did it take a while?
Yeah.
It's a little bit of a plan, though.
Oh my God, I'm an angler.
Do we think this was all his blood?
Yeah, there's so much blood.
Catch on the bridge.
Oh, why?
We found them. Let's just get that and then honestly, I think we should get the picture of like in that back room.
Oh my god.
What's up?
Oh, your little bit.
Is that a redress?
Okay, are you carrying with like a lion's mic?
I like.
You have me.
Ooh.
It was a body cam.
Surveillance footage shown in the body cam footage captures the suspect entering the mall,
as well as a clip of him trashing one of the kiosks he vandalized after civilians inside fled the scene.
The suspect is 38-year-old William Cole police were originally called by mall employees who noticed smoke inside the mall around 6 in the morning a
Local news station captured video of the shattered glass door that William broke to get inside
Breaking inside
also allegedly set a fire in a trash can at a food court restaurant that luckily
didn't. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I wouldn't even complain about ordering late. Buddy, buddy,
they put the time, at a time they still cook the shit and do it.
Are you stupid? Buddy, you're so out of touch, it's dumb. Like, they play at a
time where it makes sense. Like, they don't fucking start cooking it as they
close and then after they cook it then clean then close and after fucking
end time like you're crazy yeah I don't know what the fuck like if not then
don't put the time to what it is
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How do you get to the kill?
I'm one invading see that
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Yo, if that were me, I mean, I'll be engaged on time.
I mean, I don't get it.
This guy's not using his lead at all.
He's just waiting for another jungler.
Oh, I'm okay.
I mean, it's just lame.
I mean, it's all just so bad, I guess.
Chad, what if I build it like a bruiser top?
And just go full fucking, like, full tanking?
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It's more difficult than it should be.
my energy is trying to go down there
look at the light, what does it do, what does it do
I'm going to die on this shit, I gotta fast or something
I
Yeah, I was in there
You're dead.
If you're sold in my computer, it's a piece of shit, and I think this is a kick one.
All right, I'll do a little bit of your gamble.
I will um, I'll eat my food
Little big every day music I was there was good end of an over the last whistle today
Also, no, right
Have you watched Jainsaw Man-Rezark?
Oh, they run some absolute cinema.
I'm a good dude.
Like this whole poly market shit, I really don't care.
Like I know some people like try to pressure me to do runs more because they've been
on this shit.
It's brand new there.
Like I don't care.
Aggressively.
Yes
Yeah, it's just odd
Okay, um
Take care there's a bit about
You know you're doing good. I see a little voucher. Be nice. We cool
Be be happy
What would you say? I don't mind. I don't want to say this one. Well, we'll be over here. Bye
I'm gonna do get a bunch of, uh, I'll be on tip together
I'm going over there. I'll check it out. I'm going to check it out. I'll be on kick.
I forget my mic.
It's good.