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02-08-2026 · 9h 43m
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Let the channel let's do right this time. Oh, let me check it. Okay. Hold on. I
Need a pad the fact odds are acting good though
I mean to react sounds kind of tank though. I mean to react though
Yeah, I do the Patriots
The branding is cool
It's American
American football
Though they're gonna win because it's American. It's a good message. You know what I mean? I think it's it's it's it's
it's it's meant to win you know you know I don't even watch the games but I think
the Patriots are like designed to win they can't lose on the main stage if
they just get to the finals they win it
I am I'm actually going past fucking
I don't have to ask any day given limits
I'm not sure how much on this 400
Who have you been a good popular looking
Zima no, I'm not I'm not a bit much
Awesome what he's doing and I would guess I did it. Hello check. Good morning. It's like 6 p.m. But it's not morning. Let's look up
Anyway chat, was that 10 Godly's every day chat was up to chat guys I couldn't do anything
because I had some family stuff going on it but what about the chat then?
Let me check some of these posters.
I don't have any leaks. I might I'm gonna sort of never it. I
Oh, yeah, it's cold here. Yeah, it is colder. I like watches looks weird
I'm all in on a picture yet. So actually
Oh
Okay, yeah, yeah, let's just get a guy. Hold on. So let's say you had $10 check
Let's say in your life of $12 see L
And you wanted the 10 dollars rule chat. What do you put the money on and how much yeah, yeah, you have $10
Come on
Start the stream off with a welcome to the dude love the sea ox man. I guess it's wrong. It's a one-by-five odds that I
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Bro, okay, no, I'm done. I'm not I'm not to talk about this anymore. I'm done. But let's not forget
Yo, you were supposed to you're just to delude me and to go all in for a bigger payout, but that's crazy
Everything reasonable and shit. I fucking hate that shit
boring
What's that when it okay, I'm all in
Oh my god, he's gonna do it!
Okay, that's fine.
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They got the same one, J6 is called, we're done with it.
What happened to Bay Zed, his fuck up?
What's the point?
I haven't got a crust to get to.
Chat, nobody likes crust, okay?
Nobody likes crust, people that don't eat the crust
are Bay Zed.
The crust is shit.
You've been gaslighted to eat the crust, okay?
You guys, a free man eats no crust.
Well, why would you compromise it?
well well well don't get it
well how's it out at the next time
No!
Yo, how is he out at 5?
Go for a...
Okay, here it is.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, this is lame, this is lame.
Y'all, are you shitting?
I already know it, I'm not shitting, are you shitting?
What are those seeds?
I guess what?
I guess what then?
Yo, this new dumbass complainer, I mean, he's not shitting.
I guess what that's like
You know, you know this new dumb ass complainer mean is so that it's so dumb it's like it is like it
You here predict everything whatever right you know, who cares I think like so like a like a
Absolute cycle who cares like any I'm not gonna get so long. There's just a bit less
I knew this was mine, huh?
Shadow goes over my camera? Oh, sorry, sorry.
Alright.
Okay, but...
Old man cheating but still throwing Godseeds LOL.
Okay, Shadow, I don't get it.
How? How is... Yo, he gets pearl-range structures every day.
Uh, four.
Time for proper gym.
Time for proper gym.
Time for proper gym.
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Did not excel vision on our
Oh God!
You're so annoying!
Run was dead.
Run was dead.
Okay, guys, I need to fix my browser hold on.
I need to do settings, the system, I'll relaunch.
Do you have an under that chat?
Excuse me, I crash show.
computer so that is they share yes it'll crash my pc you prefer dracova
kendrick why should we take anything you say seriously RV you insist on being
right all the time RV but cooks are being scientifically RV to be superior
RV RV you might be the debunker in Laval but not worldwide lil guppy buddy
buddy buddy the same side is I told you that coax goes better than coke on taste
okay the same guys were fucking printing fucking chicken they did if you
to fucking clank her as you moron.
The same thing as you fucking cook dumb ass,
fucking fake ass steak, and go,
oh wow, this is better, this is better.
Holy shit, the fucking Californians suck my dick.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it's the bank.
Oh, it's the bank.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is the point of this thing?
Look at this, that is taking it.
Check, almost every contestant hit it?
Does the fucking fence response thing it?
It is terrible
Like this is no good
What do you this is no good man totally leads
Chad is no good at shagrams this is no good
This is brand-new that's that's what they should they should they should basically go mombra
What do you think they made a mistake?
I don't know anyone.
I don't even, I don't know anyone.
I just tuned in to bad buddy this morning
cause it was a BtMS.
Oh, BtMS for you.
Alright, teach me Pagrucho,
Seta, and Moscow Mule.
Pagrucho.
Moscow Mule.
Moscow Mule.
The one I try to do.
I can't remember the name.
The one I try to do.
Boy, boy, boy.
No, I know them. That's the juicy, juicy, juicy...
No, the word is not the name of it.
Yeah, we say this, uh, La Camiseta.
La Camiseta.
Yeah, I remember the one.
La Camiseta?
La Camiseta.
That means T-shirt in Spanish, don't it?
Yeah, same one.
That's crazy.
Um, Chad, I like the kitty.
That's my favorite song.
Do you like it?
Chad, do you like it?
You can speak Spanish.
Chad, do you like it?
No, I don't.
Guys, it's a good song.
I
long, but
I think the man
I'm gonna have a really hot take and you're not gonna like it. Okay. It's magic. Welcome to the jungle xx QC L
It's super ball knows their audience. Okay, and that's the honest it's a football game if you like to sing along
People like to be loud.
People like to drink beer, okay?
Yo, it's a football event.
People like to have fun and yell and sing songs.
I love the Bad Bunny songs, right?
But most of the guys that are going to the Super Bowl don't speak Spanish.
And even though those who don't, I don't even know if they listen to the Bad Bunny songs.
I think it's just kind of a miss just because the people won't really jump around and sing
the songs and for the people that are paying the ticket to go to Zerbal, you might argue
you have a big deal about it, you know what I'm saying?
Who the fuck is bad bunny?
What about those who pay the tickets though?
They go there to have a football experience.
27 months, excuse the L.
Right?
To sing some songs along and shit like that and they can't do that.
I don't think I agree with that.
I think it's just bad.
But I don't get it much.
I fucking like, er, okay, you guys, you guys,
every day I speak about the Super Bowl, every year.
You guys know, you guys know it's perfect.
We watch all the Super Bowl, all the halftime shows,
all that.
I,
hey, what is this?
Ties of night, they're ready to shift personal news.
Okay, cool.
Where's your been broken up?
Oh, shit.
Um,
we start going as individuals.
Um, we get it together, work together,
Well, obviously, just to get pretty much everything in.
We've been, we've been joked all through six years.
It felt like at least 30.
Most weeks just after the meeting, ages 17.
Interesting.
I end on, look to the T, it's simple.
We grew apart, we're no longer in the,
we did become each other, generally.
Okay, well, well, that's no good.
What?
This was up, cooking up at the park today.
Um, well, that's sad.
130,000 likes?
That's pretty crazy.
When I married Org, to engage, I forgot.
Um, they cooked her low, let me check.
Talking Time to Ranked Netherite in MCSR Paceman.
Um, so if I had this career, to care for what you're going to do with cancer, ever built
above following, um, there's only a guy like that to grow apart, huh?
Jesus.
I'm not gonna make assumptions on this on other people, like, guys, you guys, I'm not
gonna make assumptions on other people's behalf, I think that's a little bit unfair,
you know what I mean?
I bought, I bought the old Brigham Madhouse, it was, um, there was a bid on it, I outbid
a few other people but I got it I won the bit so I bought the old brick and
bad house in New Mexico and Albuquerque and we own it and I'm gonna like
literally bro make that shit one-to-one like bring it back bro check yes bro
yes I bought it bro yes bro my dad was so high I brought so much damage bro like
check if you see him breaking bad you know fire it is bro I bought the old
I think three-pointers of the clip I see on the aided social media is just trolling, it's just trolling all the time, no?
Is that just trolling?
Like, anyway.
Drake might miss out on us in the end, so we get to chose thick over play market.
Yeah, but I prefer just to get better odds, though.
I'll give you that.
with that.
Only half-time performance is to expand NFA viewership into Latin America, nothing more,
nothing less.
Yeah, can I have your answer to that?
The problem that I have with that is that you can extend a viewership without the half-time
show being the main driver for the show.
Does that make sense?
I thought that ain't gonna say something.
People still pay like $1,000 to go to the game, but people pay $1,000 for the game.
I mean, it's kind of disrespectful, right, to make the experience all for somebody else,
whether they're people that actually go there and they're number one customer base.
I don't think it's fair.
I think it's kind of lame.
I mean, really do do.
Just got back from Brazil.
Oh yeah, baby, you want me to look like pussy?
You can lift a nut and suck the dick.
Put one finger up.
Yo, what the fuck am I watching?
My dirty asshole.
Please lick my asshole.
okay, I think that's enough of this
but what does it need to do with that mention in the files though? it could be like some email to talk about him or whatever, no?
that's a pretty fold though
You're welcome, Mr. Count.
Um...
You guys?
Yo, just say the kitty. Just say the kitty.
Jack, the kitty is a good song.
Establishment.
Nothing in the form for it.
Nothing that law enforcement had access to during this arrest.
Their number one customer base can't afford to go.
Also imagine being a Felix.
Yo, imagine being a bitch-ass.
use the fake ID to get into that establishment or that anybody said that you use the fake ID
you want to get at that establishment. Because of those two things, law enforcement did not
have any probable cause in this case to place him under arrest. And because they had no probable
cause to place him under arrest for those two credit offenses, they had nothing to do with it.
Is that a GPT lawyer?
Chad, guys, is this the current day and age lawyer that you get these days?
They didn't have the right to search this person, and that ultimately gets them to what
they are alleging to be illegal substances, prescription substances.
They didn't have any rights.
May it please the court.
Chad, may it please the court.
I come here today a humble procedure for a panel of five distinguished justices.
Is this, is this, hold on. Is that counsel for the case?
I generated that.
I'm sorry?
Generated that? That is not a real person.
Okay, it would have been nice to know that when you made-
Chad, look at his hair. What a Chad. Yo, Chad, I will admit, I make fun of you.
I make fun of the Baldwin chat, but that's Aura.
He keeps the back like a peacock.
Holy shit.
He did an application.
You did not tell me that, sir.
I received the application.
And you have appeared before this court
and been able to testify verbally in the past.
You have gone to my clerk's office
and held verbal conversations with our staff
for over 30 minutes.
I don't appreciate being misled.
So either you are suffering from an ailment that
prevents you from being able to articulate, or you don't.
You are not going to use this courtroom
as a launch for your business, sir.
So if you are able to shut that off,
if you want to have oral argument time,
you may stand up and give it to me.
I was gonna rude, I mean dude, he generated that though.
Chat, chat, she generated that
and she's just gonna dismiss all the counsel,
I don't get it, that seems unfair.
Oh you're so, thank you so much.
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I actually revealed most of the remaining single stream ads,
15K Gala, 15K Mail, and Causalder, 1 Mail.
When it comes down to Sponsor, I had a late Sponsor kick in.
It was called duty war zone.
I had an answer to their request for their sponsors for the whole season.
I think they were like, yeah, I'll do it, we'll do the rest of the budget, I don't know what it was.
And then I'll do it, and they're like, well, you were supposed to play once or a couple of times for two weeks,
but you can do it all the one day if you want.
I played for like 12 hours, I think, and it was like a mill flat.
That was the biggest condense for that, I think.
Yeah, yeah, I
There was reports
I'm not sure not, but a guy that was I think
Like on the inside or whatever he was on sure which I who told me that was it if you I don't really was it
You know that the guy who was doing the sponsor campaigns for people for creators, whatever you got fired the guy who gave those deals
Doesn't do them anymore. Okay, you got fired
as they told me
Of course, I came up with some information. I don't want to say some misinformation or anything, but these are both true things that I know, I mean, I know my mind, this is true, but...
It was a good closer. I think we had a lot of fun with it. That was a night. Was it not? It was actually a fun stream.
It was good. It was good.
I think it was a great stream.
and honestly I have three thousand five hundred dollars and I will let you guys
spend it but we need to spend it I have three thousand five hundred dollars and
I will let you guys spend it but we need to spend it wisely three thousand five
hundred okay now calcium working all 50 states w let me get a w calcium they're
working at all 50 states all of them everywhere
9-11 okay that's good
9-11 okay that's good oh there you go be funny
oh yeah people were trying to bait me into oh oh my god dude that stream I
I remember now, dude, that should end up being in the fucking lawsuit files. That's insane. That's insane.
That's insane.
That's insane.
What?
I know each of you 30 has caused your dementia, but I still wanted to tell you that you just saw that clip.
Uh...
We knew that.
I have a bunch of links with them.
Interesting.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have a bunch of links with them.
I'll come and talk to you later.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, it's 6-4!
What the-
Dude, look up on that.
Every time I say my height there's a subreddit where they're like,
comparing people's heights.
And like, now that I've said that, when I open up Reddit,
it's going to be them comparing me to other celebrities
and they're always, their theory is that I'm 6'2 and I lie about it,
and I'm just like-
No.
and so not to read theories about that.
I'm 6, yeah, yeah.
So, I give this definitely real-
What, by the way, what should I call you?
Um, I mean, Jimmy or Mr. Beast?
Just call me Mr. Beast.
Okay. Yeah, Mr. Beast.
Let's have some fun. Let's get crazy.
All right, let's get crazy. I'll do it.
That's crazy. No, that's crazy.
Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast.
Whoa, not too crazy.
Well, I'm telling you guys, the adult...
Hey, yo, this came from, what, an Xbox?
Yeah. So when you created an account,
it just gave your animator a name,
and it gave me, like, Mr. Beast 6,000,
and I was like, good enough?
Mr. Beast.
She just lost the 6,000.
Yeah, because once I started getting views on my videos,
everyone was like, what's the $6,000?
I was like, I don't know.
And then after a while, I was just like, okay,
I'll just get rid of it.
Did you consider any other names besides Mr. Beast?
That's a great question.
So actually, because I do so many weird, different things,
at one point when I was in high school,
I had a little bit of a mental breakdown.
I was like, should my channel be Mr. Random?
Because everything I do is random.
And I almost switched it there.
But then I like... Mr. Random.
Mr. Random.
One day I'm in the pyramids, the next day I'm beard alive,
the next day we're giving a million people food.
And I was like, it's always random.
This is more of a brand.
That's got an amazing way to do it.
Well, I mean, you don't have to clap, because I killed it.
It died.
That piece is good.
Yeah, it worked out.
Mr. Random sounds like an off-spring stream.
Chad, guys, you guys, this guy is just really bad at improv.
I think his job is to improv, and he just sucks at it.
Like, there's so many good jokes.
So many good segways he could have had here.
Like, oh, next day, you're whatever.
It could have come up with anything, anything crazy, anything, whatever.
It just sits there and just goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, okay, they don't have any jokes,
like, where are the jokes at?
Where are the jokes?
I don't have any jokes, not much is on my job, if I don't want to play a game and do
the reactant.
There's all this stuff. Oh that's cool actually. 40 months now you know.
Well that was cool shit.
It's time chat for the monthly wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink
wide boink wide boink
Yo, can you check me now something to the accent?
Come on, bro, um, yeah, I other other than we should I don't I don't think I'm much
No, I'm gonna ask you.
Yo, I saw a post that had 120,000 likes, right?
And it said, I think it said what it said.
Yo, yo, it was just the weirdest shit about fuck, about any rule.
Well, I don't get it.
So this was the follow up.
So she said, I want to roll.
Okay, the other post said it.
She needs to justify her existence now or something like that.
120,000 likes, buddy, that's fucking insane.
Let me quickly read you based on the DMs.
This was not what the investigation section of the message was referenced to it was in reference to the person saying ferret Flipper and good
PAP your Kiwi fan page is booming
What?
No, I don't I may go get myself a towel. I
Know what that out means, but yeah, oh, yeah, we go to the toilet of it. I do want
Love
I'm not sure what's going on.
Denim's post alleged emiru asmongold dm's admits ice feud.
Oh god.
Fifty months excuse, celic mongols.
You know what I find is really funny about this.
You'll be fine though boys, genuinely.
Oh we've seen that, we've seen that.
I like it okay okay okay okay now I have to find a bass chip where the fuck
am I wait what wait wait what the fuck is this man wait what the fuck man why
did it put me why did they put me all the way out here
jet what the triple single triple stables did I get it right yet
No, you don't even know.
I think that it's very difficult to have any tether to someone with the degree of like
Asmongold.
The cultural and political influence of Asmongold has become so enormous.
Yo, who's facing backlash for Asmongold?
Nobody's doing that.
So like publicly synonymous with the dismantling of good faith discourse in online spaces that
is very difficult to not have that friendship color what you go on to omit.
What the fuck is he talking about?
You know?
Like I think the reason why people don't care about whether or not someone like Tyler
one or like, when Stevens or fucking, you know, squeaks, you
know, I think the reason why people probably might not like
constantly pry, press or attempt to get positions out of them is
because their affiliations don't suggest a sort of
permissive attitude towards certain ideologies.
Okay, yeah, cool.
And so it's a difficult thing to have a public friendship with
someone who is now becomes synonymous with like alt-right vitriol and like to
then not take a stance is probably where people are taking that issue right.
Interesting. This month, so so I guess I guess I guess we're in this stance where
where if you are friends or you're associated with somebody who says things
things that people don't agree with. That's terrible, but if you are a guy who shocks
his dog, you're chilling. I guess there's a word right now.
February. I created a special animation for a $100 contribution. I'm going to spoil it
now.
He yells when I was back saying what he goes to hit right now.
For $100?
For $100.
Just jackasses and shit.
Yeah, absolutely.
Hell yeah.
He's about to yell jackass to the golfer for $100, so.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck him.
Justice!
That's a hundred bucks.
I got you, I got you.
That wasn't me.
That was him.
That was him.
Even she's selling you.
Hundred bucks.
Oh yeah, I got you.
Nah.
You got a role?
Okay.
They know I was against a law.
Sounds against a law.
What why are you so unfunny like like like when is it gonna be a prank? It's funny. It's not even a prank
It's just being a fucking
Yeah, I didn't do anything
But ask her right there
I didn't do anything
Okay, I get it
Dude, I didn't even say anything. I'm getting kicked out out of the guy. There's someone actually said something. All right, cool
Yeah, all right guys we're playing heads or tails on safe I us and boom just like that. We just won a thousand dollars
What are they falling the young and the old generations come on G two generations two ops
Okay, yeah, don't don't be weirded say like
is check is my up nice look nicer looking or it's his better no no no no
chance that faith I'm not I'm not gonna tell you I'm not gonna chance is being
worth no reason my office looks a little bit of yo yo my LVLC sticker looks
fucking a radical on it radical oh oh watch that the best session of Call
the block off seven I've ever had my own teammate shot my own teammate in the back
of the head that is not an exaggeration oh my god every single match I was in
like the top three oh my god and I had a positive kill death ratio I don't even
want to look at my killed death ratio cuz I know it's terrible I know I'm doing
awful sometimes I had two times almost three times kill death ratio I was
absolutely positively tearing it up today
not bad not bad we get killed get killed particularly with the LMG
when the idiot you know he looked right by me it sucks my mouse hit the side here
I gotta move my mouse hit the side and I couldn't aim
But even when I was swapping to my alternate my handgun to do that daily challenge when I was trying to do things
Just basically everything was kicking ass seriously
This is actually you yes, yes, yes, I'm talking all the other play oh
My god, that guy's just spraying it wouldn't show his name so I couldn't aim for him through going crazy
And the thing is people that were there were cheering for me
They were like, yeah, good job.
And the attendance was good.
But during the entire time I played Call of Duty,
that was three hours of Black Ops 7 today.
I only got like $20 of support.
That's very exact duration.
It was like three hours of gameplay, 20 bucks of support.
No one supports Call of Duty.
Dude, no.
It's bad.
It's to the point now where like,
I've tried playing Black Ops 7 so many times,
like three or four different times
and it keeps just not getting supported.
I'm done with it.
And the thing is, that's a shame.
I had a great time playing it today.
I really did.
Dude, no.
I got better at it.
I unlocked new things I wanted to try,
like a Kimbo SMGs and other things.
I can't keep streaming this game
when no one wants to support it.
I just can't.
I'm sorry, you know.
So after Black Ops 7 ended, we did DSP tries it.
the ShakeShack Korean barbecue menu that just launched.
And I tried the burger, the chicken bites,
and the cheese and barbecue fries.
But here's the funny part.
I finished playing Black Ops 7.
I start doing DSP TriZit, over $20 support comes in.
So people supported in Groves for the morning show.
And then for DSP TriZit, but no one wanted Black Ops 7.
So listen, I hear you loud and clear, that's enough for me, I'm not going to keep playing it, if no one really wants it and certainly-
And this is literally just hate rate, there's got no reason.
Yeah, but you know the history of this guy though, you know the history of this guy though.
It's like a law-witting name for the past like fucking like 15 years, man.
Like, after you lose it, you lose it and it's like-
It's the master of Afro Blackout.
It's literally his brand though.
Shame again. I like the game.
Because it's almost made to farm it, it's almost like hate baiting, if that makes sense.
It's not even a rage bait, it's a hate bait, it's a-
You can open some count boxes.
It's a breed that you wouldn't even get a-
Like Kasey Chiron was hate baiting it.
Uh, that's a good example.
But it's hate baiting, it's a completely different-
It's a different volume.
What?
Oh, oh, watch this, watch this.
Eh!
Oh, oh, watch this.
So is it on a hard?
Yes, watch this.
One shot?
Oh oh watch this watch this. Yeah, it was on the hard
But ever since Windows 11 the notes
I don't know if y'all use like the notepad, but like apparently the notepad doesn't like just like saves your shit now
Speaking of Windows 11. I don't know. There's one. I didn't know if you guys knew that
No, I don't honestly, that's...
I'm gonna agree, it's a big clue.
Got it.
No, yeah, I died from my work that exposes like a pedophile. It was fucking crazy.
I'm like the no doubt.
Where I was expecting this conversation to go, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I know, it's the no doubt. It's like saved.
It was a whole thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's struggling to watch this.
And not him, not using cultists.
Is it going to use the item or not?
Skeleton, excuse me.
Is it going to use the item?
The whole point of the item is that you have to use it.
You know, you don't use the item, it doesn't pay for itself.
Oh, I need it.
It doesn't really matter how much money you make
or how much money you have.
That's really the thing, because I'm not asking you
for a large financial contribution.
If it costs $20 to sub,
$20 is quite a bit of money.
20 dollars is you can get a full meal for 20 dollars and the difference of 20 dollars
is in that 20 dollars like that's where it is but a sub is five dollars at maximum
in whatever your currency is it's maybe 10 dollars and it doesn't matter how broke you are if you have
time to watch twitch you have you have 10 dollars truly if you don't have 10 dollars you probably
don't have time to watch twitch because you should be working you should be trying to earn money
It's not a ton, it's not like a ton of money.
So being like, I'm-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if, what if,
and hold on a, what if you'll,
that watch, don't even watch it, just listen.
What if you're just a second stream monitor,
and you're making money while listening for free?
I don't know, you get free independence,
you get money, you get entertained, right?
And you lose absolutely nothing.
I mean-
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I had to,
I had.
Yes, sir.
So we will not agree with you tonight?
Can we see the invade of my cop clip one time?
Because both of us are social media,
they're not real sorts.
Again, I grew up in Shimmer, and I've been a regular girl
from other sides.
Exactly.
And he stayed consistent.
And the thing that people don't understand
is that he maintained predictability.
People know where he's going to be sharing it.
People know what he's going to be playing at what time.
That's like, bro, that's, that's for growth, it's like insane, right?
I don't understand.
What the hell is going on?
Thanks for explaining nothing.
Okay, here we go.
What happened?
Okay, I won't say no to that because I did that.
I guess not no, I did that thing once I play this my crime on me, so you can flex on these proclaims easy
What it was that you know I play tomorrow
I mean, that's best picture, yeah.
He's gonna break it!
Oh, Vince, what's the line?
Junk and pole, what's that?
Uh, what's the difference?
Sir, are you playing off your Xbox Kinect mic?
Yes.
Xbox turn off!
Oh, worth it.
Worth it!
Ex-gilly-gilly, gentlemen, ex-gilly-gilly.
That's a classic.
When the family found you and it's going great, but you've certainly discerned in the air that...
Dude, good reference!
Dude, a man, a man of culture chat, that's a rare reference.
That's crazy.
Anyway, what is that?
Creping it.
We're not, we're not gonna get fucked.
We're not gonna get fucked.
We're not gonna get fucked.
It's gonna be a Doppler.
It's gonna be a Doppler.
Doppler five four three two one
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a second
Is this a Ruby? Is that a Ruby? Is that a fucking Ruby?
Oh my god we hit a Ruby! Yeah!
How much is that worth?
I'm telling you there's something about I can't prove it Chava. I'm telling you
CS has something that increase the odds on the rare ones. I'm telling you it's to make
people do more trade-ups so that the market, yeah, there's something about it.
Scarface suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame.
Not bad.
And became lame. What this, what's up with this hate and ass narrator? He got injured,
He's in like year nine. He became lame
You're a fucking lame scarface suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame
So what I tell him lame lame. I don't know what it means
Let me it became like
ineffective
Why are we forcing streamers to give their opinions on socio-political topics?
I think that there is a legitimate argument that if you're a larger influencer, you should
probably know something going on about the
the state of your country it's kind of important
but the reality is what's going on is
emerald is on the side of the thinner number or said like
positive ish things about the lawsuit stuff so now
then it was on all these fake fucking bimbo fuck-headed losers don't actually
have a fuck about anything
that this is a vector to attack emerald
so cringy boring all my god
because i what happens when it comes out like all actually guys like you're
right fuck ice
It's not like they're like, oh, good job.
We're happy you did it, you know?
You find some of their angle or, yeah.
And there's also like a way, like if you think
it's really important to get it.
Yeah, and she's only saying if she's in hot water,
is what she wouldn't say about it, but I think.
If somebody is not your enemy, and you want to get them
on board with the thing you want them to say, right?
You would approach them and you'd be like, hey,
I think this is really important.
You should speak out about it.
Not like, oh, hey, what's up?
You racist chudka stop us supporting fuck.
I should have fucking said shit about this.
What a coincidence you stupid fucking brainless
Bimbo bitch. I see that you're fucking
Like that's not obviously you don't give a fuck about the topic you just say to attack them, right?
Why did you pose as though racist chud though? How's she racist?
Like like what did you say that was racist that seems kind of crazy, you know
Like I'll even allow you to do decision like that when it's not like
Yeah, I mean, sure.
Yeah!
Robert, you're under arrest for murder, okay?
You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence.
If you do not mention one question or something,
you're later relying on court.
Anything you do say may be given an evidence, okay?
That is because you have called in today,
saying that you have found a dead body
and you believe you've done it.
You're not going to be able to say anything.
You're not going to be able to say anything.
You're not going to be able to say anything.
You're not going to be able to say anything.
you have found a dead body and you believe you've done it again.
Yeah, I'm going to miss GTA in there.
Which GTA are you talking about?
Oh, you got ages to that.
Hello?
Oh, look!
Yeah.
Basically, you can't believe that's crazy.
I don't have to say anything, but it might have been.
Holy shit, that's insane.
Is that AI?
That's funny though.
It's pay-up.
Can you react to that?
Hey, can you react to this Luca Tim video? It's my favorite link link
Yeah, I'm not gonna read this. I'll have GPT or whatever the fuck translate for me if you want. I'll do it until they are
Yeah, why ready bang
Summary of this bang
He's a summary, and he's even longer than the main thing.
you
you
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you
you
you
If you're a celebrity, you should have a fuck-up.
Nobody wants to hear your fucking shit.
Okay, true.
My bad, then I'll shut up in it.
Be mysterious.
Stop letting people in on your life.
Have more mystique.
The more they see of you, the less they'll want.
I used to agree with this, not anymore.
If you build your success off of the mystique, you're on a crutch, you're on a crutch.
You need those tricks and those gimmicks to set the top with the whatever, you're deliberately
and I feel that's lame.
It's unfulfilling.
It'll give you imposter syndrome or you feel like you don't deserve whatever you got.
It's not right, drop the names of- a Pliberkarty?
Pliberkarty?
Pliberkarty thought, oh yeah, he had to go on 8 and streaming
and being the dark when he's masked on
like, oh dude, I'm so mystic, so cool, I'm so
I'm so invisible, like, dude
it's- it's lame as fuck, it's so fucking lame
like, if you need that, you're lame
chat I was out is it this is this is nothing compared to what I do on GTA I
said it then said the shit I used to pull on GTA movie why do you say cat man
place it was no you guys what he is don't give me the credit then the shit I
pulled on a fuck on the on the motorcycle was three you know in the
movies!
Yeah, I mean true.
Yeah, I mean true.
Try to be as random as possible.
Cha Han-Zo-Cha is all about feel.
If you feel the arrow, you hit the arrow.
Cha I use to watch rocks all the time.
And he would do strings with no crosshair.
No crosshair, he would just go by feel,
and he would do the same rating.
And he would get as many wins.
You sure about that?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, how much do you want to bet?
A million.
A million?
Alright, I'll take that bet.
I'll take that back.
Canada, you put the pizza away?
Yes.
You sure about that?
Yes.
Oh yeah, how much do you want to bet?
A million.
A million?
Chad, I'm going to look at it with kick ass.
I genuinely think dual shaming was a mistake.
Good audience gets you boosted to the left on both sides.
I agree.
Yes, Chadder, you are not wrong.
No, you didn't have an unscreen crosshair.
been a somewhat of a failure. To be fair though, this is an IRL stream and it's Saturday. So,
that's like also the other reason why the numbers are dog shit. Like, let's be real.
I mean, our Zoran stream wasn't like that. Zoran stream was like 20k as well when we did it.
people only this is one of the issues with like being there being the person
that's there before they become you know
and a story if you're like a result-based only person I mean you'll
never get anywhere I well yeah yeah get it you probably won't hear this because
he's a big sure now and he could do whatever right but if you do things just
for the sake of doing them you get the places that if you only do things that
because the result is there.
You go in circles.
Campaign.
Anytime you leave the house and the audio levels are even
a little bit tweaked, people lose their minds
and don't want to watch.
If I'm not doing full blown news coverage,
people lose their minds and don't want to watch.
If I'm doing IRL people, some people don't like that.
Some people don't like what I have guests on, even at home.
So if I cared exclusively about viewership
and not about like, you know.
Oh, come on.
Making stuff like this happen, I would just sit at home
and I would do desktop streams
and I would do just regular news coverage all day every day.
WW speed.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, shit on this.
Why is he always saying this, man?
Ready? Ready?
Oh god.
It's gonna hurt.
Gear X. Gear Chats.
Oh!
Chad, those will kill you.
Chad, Izacles are no Joker.
No.
Harder, I'm not gonna lie.
And...
Look at her there.
That's cool, I like that.
Check those suckers.
I don't want people to have those.
Check, they're just not good.
I know why people like those so much.
They don't really, they don't feel good at all.
I am son, what do you mind this?
Nice throw!
I am son
Interesting, very interesting
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Try this amazing reviews and fun smile link
I'll watch it.
I can't watch it because the player sucks.
Honestly, that shit is sad all jokes aside bro, how long were they together?
Seven years?
Yeah, seven years.
Seven fucking years.
Holy shit.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
If me and Bobo break up after seven years,
I gotta kill her.
Um...
Wait, what?
Why would you say that?
I'm just being honest.
I'm not restarting me personally.
for seven years you know I'm just being honest bro it's like you're stuck you
know I'm saying like I don't care oh fuck no bro bro you can put question marks
all you want bro I'm gonna be honest with you
anything he did yeah oh that's too far oh that's oh the dating is too far but
really after we rest off you know he's gonna come out like it but I'll be
Honestly, that shit is sad old jokes aside, bros set out.
Uh, that was a bit too far.
The whole thing is too far.
You know, legal immigrants.
And people call it thinking that it's legitimate.
I talked to a kindergarten teacher.
Uh, I'm not watching this.
Um, okay.
I'm gonna be the video, I'm gonna watch this.
I gathered a one-year-old who will race every age
all the way up to a 100-year-old.
And they're gonna compete for $250,000.
Yeah!
You want to die!
Ready? Go!
Wait, uh...
The first five of you, from each deck in, to cross the finish line,
move on to the next one!
That's a pretty nice one.
Hurry up.
Come on, land heroes!
I'm a team! Let's go!
This is just the first of six Rudo challenges.
These contestants will compete.
Oh, they hit the 88-year-old!
What? Yo, the editor.
Um...Editor?
These contestants will compete.
Oh, they hit the 88-year-old!
77 under sillion 700 on mr. Greedy. Hello
I'm right here, I'm right here!
Woo!
All right, give it up for 92!
And with that, all 50 spots have been filled.
I think I was the first person out of everybody across that line.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
The next game is where things really start to ramp up.
For game number two, we will be playing dodgeball.
Can you expect okay with the dodge, Jeff?
No, I'll tell you, I'm gonna hit a six-year-old.
Oh, right in the face.
Right in the face.
3, 2, 1, GO!
We're up!
Oh, look at the little ones.
The kids are bringing the balls back to the team, ladies.
Grab the balls.
Hey, get it!
Hey!
Remember that if you get your bi-ball, you're safe on the-
Hey!
Yo!
Yo, what are you aiming for the head?
You're not supposed to do that.
You're in line.
You're-
Just kidding, I just did that all the fucking time.
Yo, what?
Oh, Ja-Won-Ao?
Ja-Won-Ao was at the imagery school.
You don't fall out always in for the head. Are you kidding me?
I can't watch this chat. I'm gonna get I'm getting real round up. I am that was ridiculous
Oh
Yo, hold on.
He could have back shot at him, easy, and he went for the older guy.
Now I'm rooting against the 10 to 20.
Oh, he got him! It's done!
The 40 through 60 year olds have been eliminated.
For the final round, we're gonna do things a little different.
Only two captains from each team will compete in this next round.
I'm a little bashed up. I mean, I mean...
We'll be going until two quadrants are eliminated.
So half of you are going home to run to...
Um, sent to where the red team can we touch the red line?
That doesn't make any sense.
No. But that was very adorable.
That was a very adorable question.
Can you shoot me, captain?
These guys gonna take it home.
You wanna be a captain?
Yeah.
Okay, there you go.
So we're taking up 65 and 70.
If you're listening to this...
I'm six enemy, huh?
...I'm gonna do what I'm about to do.
Please forgive me.
Gen Z, are you ready?
Primage, are you ready?
Primage?
The battle is over.
Seniors, are you ready?
Three.
I would have been in a place.
Go.
Oh yeah?
You know what, all games I'm gonna stick on that, look at it, they're throwing nicely
because they're all, because if the elderly, when they know they could have, they could
have went full force.
I have more respect for these child than some of the other foals that were 20 plus.
They're gonna bolt this scene yourself!
Hey! Hey!
Lane Jean missed dodge.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Throw it, throw it at him.
I got 65, I got 65.
She's not shooting, they're taking it.
Okay, one point.
How come they had the editing of her cracking like a chip earlier?
And now they see, at least make some editing.
They make it like emotional piano when she falls on the ground.
make it like an emotional piano when she falls on the ground
with some dust or something and there's some motion
if you're gonna go all out, go all out, is that what it means?
I'm gonna go to all those, no!
No mercy whatsoever!
Hey, hold on a minute, three!
One, she's the only one!
Two, three!
Oh no!
There's some no mercy from the old people!
Everyone above the age of 40 has now been eliminated.
You can't just fall.
Yo, yo, Jack, that is crazy.
Jack, you can't just fall.
I'm actually impressed though, Jack, for how old she is.
Yo, her wrists tank that.
Dude.
That's a lot of force, man.
Look at that.
Oh!
Dude!
I'm going to college I'm going to help my family out I hope you forgive me
It's just gonna be a day that all of these will never
Let's go live some more people follow me
What is this?
Is that water?
What the heck?
Welcome to Don't Take Relay
As you can see by their jersey colors we split all the ages into five new teams
Huh?
You're the one who did that?
The first three teams to finish move on.
The last two are eliminated.
Contestants, draw your bows.
Oh, we're gonna miss.
Two, one.
Wait, it's cool down there, hold on.
Everybody missed their first shot,
except wait, Purple hasn't fired yet.
Oh, oh, he had it, but Purple's team got it in.
Oh, I'm just doing it, I'm doing it, Susan.
That is kinda hard, though, because it's in the front of the arrow.
Let's go Duncan!
Only the first three teams move on. Hurry up and shoot your targets!
Purple's gonna be the first one up! Purple might build their ladder before he gets to the target!
I don't know when the teacher needs to play his exams with all of that stuff.
Henry, get set.
Are you kidding me?
I'm burning!
Let's do this!
good job good job man
purple team is crushing it
they've already killed half of their lads
like what what was he doing with trying to help us out
crazy he was cooking shit
what that's what
and what is bro doing
what are you doing
purple team is flying through their ladder
but 40 is trouble to get out of the water.
Help me out.
Hey, help him out.
We're going to lose time that they couldn't be using
building their ladders.
Oh, no, we're running.
We're going to die.
Hurry.
Not that.
I guess that.
Two teams will be eliminated.
Oh, that's hot.
Yo, yo, no, I'm getting there.
You guys.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
There's now three teams building their ladders.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
Now red team is starting to allow.
No!
I didn't get it out!
They had a big lead, but the others are catching up.
And now green team has moved ahead of team yellow.
Despite being in last place, blue team is not giving up.
Yes!
Yes!
Come on, let's go!
Good job, you're very nice there.
I can't believe it.
Look, green team is now tied with purple.
But be careful, you got it!
But what are they doing?
With enough hurt?
Focus! Focus!
The accurate!
The accurate!
Come on, come on.
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Unanimous.
What are they doing?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, it pre-mys me first!
Push it, push it!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Watch what we made!
Watch what we made!
I don't even know what to say.
The best team's back in ever!
We've seen the first match!
You now have a one-and-twelve chance of winning that $250,000.
Number seven right here.
We're getting buried down in her.
Well, I'm sorry.
You can put the bow down.
You've been eliminated.
So now, this part sucks.
This part is not fun to watch.
Come here, Green.
Come here.
Okay, but you made it, you are the top four girl.
Do you hear that?
You are working, you are eight years old,
and you are scoring the points girl.
Sadly, these two teams were eliminated.
They played very well, I'm sorry I didn't work out.
You got us, Tom.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, can you get the fuck out of that?
Can you get out, can you get out of this stage?
To the next game.
Yeah, we got a video to record it.
Get the fuck out of here.
You lost the game, you go home, little buddy, out.
Get him out of here!
She wins!
You are now on a soccer field floating in the sky.
I need the central to step forward.
You're gonna pick one of these contestants
to compete against, and then you're gonna choose,
do you wanna be the goalie or the penalty kicker?
If the penalty kicker scores, the kicker moves on.
But if the goalie stops the ball, the goalie moves on.
Instead, see that $250,000 over there?
If you want it, what do you think you'd buy?
Just stuff for other people.
Really, huh?
Are you guys gonna get it?
The other guys her parents are taking the whole money and and they're buying her a small thing every fucking two or three years
To be honest she thinks you
For the money you'll eliminate her for money. Yeah
You can pick whoever you want
You want to play seven okay seven come on up
All right, it's six versus seven. No, no, no, I think please stop this please stop
You want to be golden?
Okay, you're the kicker look how massive the goal looks compared to her
The ball is now in play
She's not back wait no, he's that good. Oh
Come on
This is hard because you're very adorable, but you have been eliminated
I'm gonna take it.
She doesn't care.
Yo, yo, she doesn't care.
She mobs you.
Yo, Jimmy, Jimmy, you are broke, little buddy.
She's got more money than you.
No, she doesn't give a fuck about your money, little buddy.
I go down.
Does he give a shit?
The only way off is to jump down there.
What?
Bye, Louie.
Bye.
Don't worry, there's a big foam pit down there.
Let's keep playing.
Well, the youngest, please step forward.
Come on over here, Ted.
Who are you thinking?
Uh-huh.
Mr. Dreedy?
I'll be the kicker. I'll be the kicker.
You think you can take her on?
It's because she's a girl.
After all, she's gonna be too slow. She's done.
She's done?
It's in play. Take your time. There's no rush.
No, Billy. Billy. No one doesn't, Billy.
I mean, you suck. I mean...
No, Jimmy!
Okay, bye.
How do we make a pick here at 12?
Come to 22! You didn't even want to think on it!
12 is the kicker. 22 is the goalie. Oh, he is moving.
Any man's game?
Take your time, no pressure.
No, you get back! You get back!
Bang!
Oh, for the faster!
Glow not bad!
Like I said, any man's game.
Oh, whoa, it's time for the granny slayer to stand up.
Oh, the what now?
Play the clip.
What?
Me and 40.
I said the dust earlier.
They actually did it.
Look.
Me and 40.
I think he's sleeping on me.
Oh, okay.
I'll be checking.
You want to look at the what not logo?
You sponsored this video?
Oh, I'm looking at it.
I'm actually giving away over a million dollars on whatnot, but I'll tell you about it later in the video
It's live, keep touching, it's your gift
You didn't stop that
Wait way too much shit. No way. It was way above that
What's up?
He missed! He missed!
He missed!
Oh
Number 17
Go have him, go have him
17!
Go say bye
Oh, 7 wants to say goodbye
Oh my goodness.
Hey buddy.
Here you are.
You got this.
You're a cop's ass, all right?
Hey, you got this guy.
Are you going to win it all for 17?
You're going to miss your friend?
Hey, you got this, buddy.
Chad, he's going to have a little, uh, it's a hard little nothing to,
just don't be fucking dog shit awful at the games.
Just, just don't be traveling.
It's going to be a skill issue.
Buddy.
You're gonna put the game, you better make sure you win it.
You wanna like belly flop or fall backwards?
I'm belly flop.
Goodbye.
Who's next?
I don't know, how he's gonna pick this.
My friend's play soccer, I gotta do it proud, you know.
You play soccer?
I did rec league.
Oh my gosh!
Who are we eliminating?
So I mean I was thinking about it.
Isaac 33.
I wanna go against him.
Okay.
I'm gonna be kicker.
Kicker!
Alright, you're gonna be goalie.
Alright.
Going to data is the closest to his prime of anyone left
He's gonna miss
Okay, that was insane crazy. All right, let's play our final soccer game. I'm kicking the ball. You're kicking
He's kicking, okay!
The final round!
After this, we'll have our top six!
It's gonna be a weird, spinning, bouncy ball flapping.
Watch this.
Fine, just whiffing, dude.
If it makes you feel better,
Don't think you could have picked it any worse
on the other end and every five minutes the weight will increase by another 10% and the only
rule is go drop your mannequin guards in them their world let's find out who wants to win this
and we're off i'm scared my fingers hurt is this hard for anyone not at this weight
He's not dead yet?
I don't think it's gonna be that cool, right?
I think it's gonna be a little hard
I would say 5-6 years old.
Let it go let it go
We're going until two more of you are eliminated
Yeah, I'm telling you, even Ian's a...
I had 60 cents.
Oh, I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
That's unfortunate, 40 drop, as I was about to say, whoever gets out next will go home with this brand new Tesla.
I mean, Chase is gonna be a big guy, I mean, you know?
But with the one-knob branding.
Man, I'm...
When the Tesla rolled out, I was like...
The Tesla is still up for grabs for the next person who drops.
Please, someone like them, for someone like them.
But remember, dropping will eliminate you, and you will not move on to the finale.
The day after this video goes live, right before the big game, we are going to be giving away over a million dollars and three stuff on a would not live stream.
What is that?
Would not be one of my favorite places to shop.
This basically a live shopping app where you buy directly from real sellers and get insane deals on whatever you're into.
And tomorrow I will be going live hanging out with your favorite streamers and giving away rare items you can't find anywhere else in the world.
You can win a Lamborghini, a jet ski, as well as everything you see here.
This $50,000 signed Tom Brady rookie card.
The more poorly you're given away a one of one.
Oh, Bob Ross.
You guys want to know the craziest part about all these prizes, the cars, everything?
What?
We're giving it away for free.
Please, just someone let go.
That's all you meant?
No, no.
Follow me on what not.
And while you're waiting for the stream of some exclusive beach games merch available on my profile
Don't miss this internet breaking one million dollar live stream February 8th at 10 a.m. Pacific time 1 p.m.. Easter
That was brutal they just live to drop at least you want a brand new
This man win
You ready for the final game and now that we've narrowed it down to the final two
games, here we are in a stadium full of people who are going to win this quarter of a million
dollars.
Our first competitor has dominated every challenge in this video.
Everyone give it up for 28!
I think they're booing me because they know
The evil mastermind, what is this?
And here's how we're gonna decide they're gonna go take shots at this red line because this is the furthest
anyone can actually shoot until one makes the shot and one does it. Whoever makes the shot will open one of these ten briefcases and if they open the one with a million dollar check they win the money. If they open one of the nine with an X they do another round or they both shoot until one makes the shot and opens the correct briefcase.
Okay, you guys want to hear from the competitors?
So I know some of you don't like me.
That's alright.
My wife is currently walking across the stage for her PA program.
This is for her. This is all for her.
And now, let's hear from the schedule!
I mean, I don't give a shit.
I'm winning this money!
Yeah! Yeah!
Let's get this show underway!
Yeah, that's terrible.
Oh, yep, no.
Let's do another round.
Lucky number seven. All right, it's going with number seven. Let's see if he won!
Oh, yep, no.
Let's do another round. Seven-year-olds go first.
Yeah, I forgot it.
So, let's play a shoot.
Okay, okay. What number are we doing?
Well, well, if you were to make this fair, I mean, he shoots from three and he shoots on the inside.
just because overall the amount of force that he has, right, and the amount of height, it's about the same angle and force for both of us.
That's what I say.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, I mean, see the angle to the angles tough for him.
Jack, you need to check the physics on this, right?
I mean, yes, yes, I love it every time.
It's too hard.
I heard some piss say three or three.
It's official.
Did he win?
Never get ready.
See?
Come on, bro.
You're thinking this is a game on.
$250,000 on the line.
Bang it.
We are on it!
100 people across 100 ages faced a series of athletic challenges.
And 28 came out on top as the peak of athleticism.
I want you to use the money on it.
My wife, student loans, this was just insane.
So much fun, adrenaline rush.
Now even though the 7-year-old didn't win...
You couldn't find a single thing to say other than, I can't...
The competition. He beat out 98 other competitors.
I mean, the part I already mentioned is stronger than him to make it to the final two.
I couldn't believe...
I made it! Is he gonna have to make it? I mean, it's not gonna go away!
It's not gonna go away!
Oh.
I'm proud of you, let's do it.
Let me know if I should do another 8-800 next. Take it.
Of course, I'm just a... I'm just... I'll just hope you're a hater. I mean...
I mean, is there nothing at all?
Nothing comes to mind?
Those will be in the comedic. Come on, bro.
um that was interesting
well not a touch I mean
is there no bills? is there nothing?
play what?
Green Day performs at Marriott at a CXT Super Bowl
music
Does he say it though?
Oh, they've looked at it.
This is a pretty good show.
Let's go on.
You don't try to read me?
What do you mean by that?
Why are they putting me out?
Is it on already?
No way.
Let me try.
Oh no we...
um no no look at it right here look at it i'm gonna spoil it
that's cool chat chat i don't think we watch it they have them show live right
i'll play a lot of clip like a few minutes after they usually come out of the clips like a couple
couple names after, right?
I walk in a shadow.
What is that?
I don't get it.
Cringe.
Um...
It's like a vicious lame. What welcome me to the jungle and you win your bet guaranteed 100% no cap
Hey X thank you for distracting me while I go through law school X QC L
What
Is this a new shredder?
I
Went for them better and brothers, but for them what I found a way to define lava in the fucking end and died in the lava come on
Whoa!
Jesus!
Yo, with a bit in hand it's crazy though!
I
It's not past I mean it is past but not past that is an attention
What oh come on oh come on
Holy shit, I don't know what I'm looking at.
I can do this
Yeah, it's low key
Okay, um
Actually the friend is
When you remember you
That's what she funny.
Good one.
Good one.
Anyway.
Here's the channel.
I like the video.
13 dislikes because of you.
Now, 13 dislikes because of this is people
that can't do what we do.
You know what I mean?
This is why there's disliking.
is liking it's not because I want a video
they can't do it with you
oh no oh no no no this is it's not blood
I think they mark them
they tag them
very cute
I haven't seen as much as he played in a while now.
Very cool.
Yo that gloves Michael was insane.
My god, that's insane
Well, that's why Peter that's so why this crazy
Very cool
What else we have in the chat
Why was that you like it or not my ears is breaking my ears is breaking
when they're playing
he's trying to get on
Get on!
Only netting the flowers or not?
I am Wentech Champions
The Kings of Counter-Strike
It's team!
FIGHT SALLY!!!!
He crashed into a van!
Rest in peace!
What the?
He crashed into a van!
He crashed into a van?
He crashed into a van!
He crashed into a van!
Oh
I see a drone camera didn't you?
Very interesting
Lacey is fat can I get a welcome to the jungle? Yo, yo, yo
And just at the end of the day, like people like Taylor Sheridan and Tyler Perry have,
you know, they realize there's a bunch of people that are like it or not, it's underserved
and entertainment wise and, you know, we're just going to go play for our base, you know,
people who love America, love football, love Jesus, and it's pretty much that simple.
Very interesting.
The haters are going to try to detract from it.
Very interesting.
Hey, what else do we do in the chat?
It's the station 5.
Welcome to the jungle ground.
The station 5 is the Lujitik.
Lujitik?
I'll be watching a video essay for now.
Oh my!
Liverpool Men's City.
You have to, you know, why don't you guys just link it?
Why don't you just link it?
God, he installed the stops on it.
We have reached the tune of one and you're on Christmas Day.
If you don't like it, you're gonna get you off the freeway, you're just gonna get you
off.
It's just passing right now, being on the freeway, okay?
We're trying to help you out.
By not doing anything else, we'll happily give you a ride off.
You can take anywhere you want.
We'll happily give you a ride off.
You can take it anywhere you want.
We'll not take you off.
I mean, I'll turn it with you.
I mean, do I want to put you in a minecraft for anything?
We've recreated you to sterilize our ice off the three ways.
Ready?
I'm going to wash off the three ways.
We would rather just have you just go in our car.
We'd get you somewhere safe.
Anywhere you want.
Give us something warm.
We'd get you something warm.
Give us something to drink.
We'd get you something to drink.
But we never just put a happy on the tree.
I mentioned it.
I don't get it much.
It wasn't all right.
I didn't matter very much.
I won't let it to you.
We're just trying to get you safe.
They can go in the car, we're allowed to get in our cars, and we can take it anywhere.
You don't know where our driver's at.
He's in the car.
Yeah.
He's in the right shoulder.
If you continue to want to go in the car like this, we'll call you next time.
Okay?
Well, you called me, huh?
No.
We wouldn't be able to go out in a sunwood, but we can at least, like, get you, like,
Yeah, if you're a light roadster, so we should go out there and riddle it now.
Or we can stop all the traffic to you, have you just walk across to each other, and then we'll slowly follow you off the freeway.
I will.
Just wait until we block the traffic, but until then don't move or anything, okay?
We'll stop all these cars, and then we'll have you move to the right shoulder, okay?
We want you to be able to walk in either, and sit in clear of stuff right here.
So let them do it.
So we can access freeways, you're trespassing, okay?
It's something you can get arrested for.
We don't want to do that, we don't care about that.
We just want to get you safely out of here, okay?
Uh...
Alright, come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just walk over. Come on.
I mean, I pass.
Come on. Walk over. Walk over.
Come on. Walk over. Walk over.
Okay. Here you go.
I mean, where do you want me to talk with?
She's gonna be with you. My car's all the way back there, okay?
Officers painstakingly follow the man in the slow lane.
Along the way, the officer continues to offer assistance.
Are you sure you don't want it to give you a ride, bro?
Because that exit is hella far.
Is there someone I can call for you?
Please, just walk over here.
You want to keep walking?
What a joke!
It's against our policy, but I won't put cups to you or anything.
I decided to stand in the back, but no cups.
You can't get up from this!
No, I'll open it!
I promise I'll open it!
I swear to God I'll open it!
I promise you, brother.
It's all day today.
I wouldn't lie to you.
I swear I'll open it.
No, I'm not saying you did, I'm not saying you did, but I'm more than happy to give you a ride bro, like, I'm not gonna put cuffs on you, I promise I'll open the door. I can get you something to eat if you want to.
You want some water?
Dude.
I'm so sorry, I know.
Do you have water? Do you have water?
Is it in the trunk?
I'll get you.
You sure you don't want to hop in?
I promise I won't. I'm not going to put some trucks in anything.
I promise. I swear, I'll just take that.
It's not what it's all about.
We just want to get you off of your seat.
That's all it is.
I mean I mean chat is wasting a lot of people's time though on how
If you don't want to talk about that's fine
No, no, you're good, I understand. I'm not taking that dude
That's the Northgate station right there
Get us right here, can we please stop for a second?
We're right over there?
For a second
We have a case for a stop on the right shoulder, can I see?
It's pretty understandable
What's your number?
No, please
Nope, nope, nope
Nope, nope, you're not wasting our time, brother
Is it his drums?
I don't want you thinking that you're burdening us at all.
Okay, because you're not.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You are.
You're not a piece of shit.
You are.
I am.
That's the thing.
I don't think you are.
You are.
You are.
Let's see if I can blink it.
You want to put this over you?
Let's see if I can run a little bit.
It's a blanket.
I can.
Say you don't deserve it, but we still have a drop to do.
We still have a duty to permission that you're like, how you treat yourself.
We still have a duty to the mission that you are telling to protect you.
We're not gonna leave. We're not gonna leave here and just watch you wander.
Okay?
Look, the train is running. You see it to me? It's moving right now.
Chad, I think it's more dangerous for them to be on the side of the road.
This is always dangerous.
It's really in the rain. It's so they can slip.
They can hit the car and run them over. This is dangerous. This is terrible.
They might look like the good guys doing this. They will bring bad guys.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so either, two options are now.
Well either we will put you in the car,
or you will walk off.
Okay, that's what we are now, okay?
Okay, you're good.
Let's keep walking off, okay?
All right, X-9.
I'm gonna, yeah.
Next one, we're gonna have the A.T.A.
It's not the 28BH, it's a 28BH turn.
But the cursor's just rolled out in the rain.
Is this obviously going through something?
Yeah.
I, I, I just kind of,
I don't know if I'm getting hit over by a speedball.
See you, dude.
Dude.
We'll start from there.
Hey, stop!
Hey!
Hey, stop!
Stop!
The Predator's ran into traffic right now.
He's on the main line if he can get another unit.
Hey!
Get off the road!
Get off the road!
Get off the road!
Please!
Please!
Please, bro!
Please!
Stop!
Please!
Please!
Please stop!
Please!
Please bro stop!
Stop! Please!
So he's on duty in Canary now, he's refusing, all traffic is stopped on the new line.
Dude, just tackle this fool, like what the fuck?
Hey!
But I'm gonna-
Please bro stop!
They- they didn't do the legit, they turned it back to like, come on bro.
Please stop!
Stop!
Stop bro please!
Get on the ground now you're gonna get tamed, stop!
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground!
please get on the ground get on the ground get on the ground get on the
ground get on the ground right now
oh just tackled the fool I don't get it
so you're running across the softball wings right now
What would the monster do?
Um.
Okay.
Get off the road!
Hey, he's not gonna work it.
He's wearing three plies of clothing and he's fat.
It tastes like a douchebag.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
He's wearing three plies of clothing and he's fat, it tastes like a douchebag.
Get off the road!
I don't know what it is, they haven't tackled him yet.
You are
Yeah
That's a lieutenant
I want to know what's more effective than opening the door to a guy that's unstable and letting
him in the car or yelling at the piece of metal.
I mean, what?
Oh my god, he just stole the cop car.
Officers quickly lose track of the stolen cruiser in attempt to locate him via traffic
cam footage.
As of now, any dash cam footage that might have been recorded in the stolen cruiser
is unavailable.
You're wasting your time
I just dropped off at the spot
Like what?
The first unit has no ability to hit the car
Call the car or call the unit or some shit
That's the data 200 inches
This is not showing up with GPS
For my DSU I know which way to go
That's on the northbound from Q3S
This is just sad, honestly
I just hit the mess
I don't see it, I see it.
You have me.
They asked if you have me.
You have six eyes.
Yeah.
And you have six eyes while radio, she was standing.
Norse, Norse, Norse.
Norse!
I'm getting Norse.
I'm getting Norse.
Man, this is, this is a good the hour.
I'm sure they can take time to solve this, they're on your vehicle, can I take your request?
Yeah, there's, tell them I did, I've got my phones in there.
The only thing is what we can see was it going straight, the trees are in the way, and-
Chad, this is a bit embarrassing in GPA, like, there's no life around today.
I'm serious.
We're here in a Twitter, I was just at a last known location, do you need to listen to the radio?
Radio has repeated this house 30 times already, listen to the radio.
radio. Hey, so both my phones are in there and then I have a find my phone app on it for my personal phone.
It's coming out, you know. It's a two-pilots.
It's on the original calling at T-Zero, through the low-distance.
It's on the original train run.
It's on T-Zero, through the low-distance.
Project 184.
He's a little more...
So why don't they have the tracking on the cars then?
I
Think third body find your phone and they're on the radio for the shit
Yo, I swear
I'm gonna lose my shit.
I just wanted to throw all good faith out of the window late.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
How is the cop being out driven by a skit so guy in not his car as he was driving all day
Accelerating while fucking fully turns to the left when he doesn't have to
It's raining, yeah, but it's also raining for the guy in front
He's got a lot of crazy!
He's got to be fucked, but not the guy that he hit though.
I mean, this is like small, whatever.
Dude, the engine blocks in front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, as a drill protector.
It's still gonna fucking smoke.
What do you think the engine is at?
The engine is at 100.
Hey look back up, back up!
Hop on!
Look back up!
Wait, so without comms, without waiting and stacking,
They somebody went and to get him solo in a cup are you what what you got the right for some shit?
And this is insane. I mean this is
Well, there is nothing
I'm gonna use fire buddy at this way, there's no point in trying.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Should we all go in?
Everyone's talking.
I'm sorry.
You know what
Concord, right?
It's toxic positivity.
This is toxic positive.
This actually is.
Is there a tree tree in the car?
Yeah, it's in the car.
Yeah
Yo, look at that. It's actually done just because nobody got shot because it's bad place to work it buddy buddy
Pitted in the inner in the rain in the rain in the middle middle traffic
Yo, this is gonna kill a hundred people just because this because they didn't want to arrest a guy because it's it's it's Christmas
civilians could have gone to kill the family on the high could have gone to
this shit
at this point they will rely on luck
I can't hear when you did anything.
All right.
Yes, sir?
OK.
You good?
Going low.
Yep.
Do you have any passengers?
What's this here?
Listen to that.
It's all right.
Good job.
Is this going to be ready for me on the highway?
No.
This is the weirdest thing, like, we're almost ready to start
getting off the shoulder.
He's like, maaah.
And just run across.
I was like, this is your time.
So attack on the floor.
We don't want him to get hit, so I went to go like round.
So we won't get hit.
And he just threw me down.
We're going to pass right off.
Hey.
Here you go.
No need to pass.
Me too.
Like, I'm sorry, these suckers stand here.
Oh, I mean, it's okay, that's all I got to say.
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
That was it.
It was like running my father across like all alone.
It was like...
Merry Christmas.
Yes, it was a good deed, but kind of funny.
Bro, look at that one off.
There you go.
It's not a good deed, though, dude.
I guess I always wanted to do this and disagree with this.
It's not a good deed.
Like, yo, when you're doing the public service,
you're not doing a good deed.
Five suckers, but I was stuck in the car.
Like, I'm trying to get to the door and nothing was, like,
Work is going to get in the the back or whatever the smell you know, I always terrible always terrible
All right, I think of this
After his arrest Alexander Eugene Smith reportedly told prosecutors he smoked meth prior to the incident
Yeah
He's not just a method and he has other services then I mean that was crazy
Very interesting.
Okay, I think the pictures are losing right for sure, right?
I can't watch this video, put a video on them.
Yeah, it's half time, what, 403? That's GG.
Try his bad bunny any good?
I can't watch this, man.
You guys, you guys, add this on your VPN.
Hold on, I'm on the web, it's on the way.
time
we need 0-0, 0-0-0
yo, who linked this? 70 million are you watching on this?
you've already arrived in a condensed version of it
what the fudge?
Yeah, I'm watching this, it's Seattle 9, oh actually, I just lived it again, I'm watching
the airbag then, fuck it, I'll go to my Dubai flight, yeah, Dubai, Dubai, yeah, Dubai,
10 minutes, though, so what was what was the filming highlights?
No, I just looked on again on the fucking picture.
That's about it.
I think that was a great one.
I think that's a pretty good reaction to me and another awesome money.
Kada Kada Kada
I can't I can't
I can't
I'm gonna go with the potential
you can't
not
not
not
not
not
not
Oh wow
Dude that was fun nice
The best player in the world, Omar Marmoush, has lost his last game in the world, even now.
He's lost his last game, and he's gone far away.
He's got a lot of yards now anyway. Is there more?
There should be more, I think.
He's going to get back to this place, trying to stay in the same place, and he's going to get back to this place.
I'm not surprising this.
That happens in the first half, okay.
What?
What?
Yo, Chet, that was insane.
Look at that.
On the inside!
Oh, man!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
the insolent
It's magic
Oh wait that was insane.
What a headshot pass though.
Carolina is in crazy on this one.
Look at the headshot pass, born.
That's on side by Mel Mals, whatever you buy, but...
Let me watch this again.
I mean, he touched him though.
So if you touch the ball, it's good, right?
Ah!
It did touch him, it did touch him.
Beaker! Beaker!
The cutoff!
Oh my!
Really?
Ah!
Al-Qudabbar!
Al-Qudabbar!
Haaland!
Haaland!
Haaland!
Al-Qudabbar!
Haaland!
I'm not a film on the show.
Yo, why don't I just pass back?
You got two options.
This guy is shitter. This guy is trashy.
What a nub head.
Wow.
He's like pro-Nex!
Hey! You can't do that!
He's playing with all his might!
He's playing with all his might!
In the crazy circles!
The things have ended!
Now, three of the teams that were last
are the ones that are happy
and the team that was happy
are the ones that are making it
and they're from Fawze to, of course,
this side of the main team in Fawze
and this side of the main team
in the crazy circles
that are so sad!
Oh when he does it it's okay, but when they do it's not okay, I say I don't know what
a fucking bitch is.
There is a careless style, like Eileen Carlin looked at the shirt and probably dropped one.
Prior to that, Robicide commits a helping defence, which denies an obvious bullsdaring opportunity.
The final decision is a direct free kick to Manchester City and a red card.
Okay, I'm not watching this anymore than that.
And it's not like I'm even watching any of these highlights.
Lane, compromised, clearly paid off, obviously rigged, and they have money on the line on some form of ban on this.
It's obvious.
So rigged on.
Oh
The vet got ready
Then
I did it first, but that, okay, if somebody does it first, it's flagged on the player
winner, right?
But then they continue, and then to do it more is-
Hello, little fuckers on my screen.
Hello, Mr. 40-year-old.
Oh, that's good.
Check.
Check.
Check.
That is the only way to start it off.
Oh, the big one!
This is what I want to watch it.
But this is all I'm gonna show you.
That's gonna lame. This is nothing that's taken.
This run is trash.
Not bad, not bad.
That's all the same trick but okay.
I mean I guess.
This is old, yeah.
Cringe.
Anyway, Jack, what else would you like to drink?
Any good games you play?
21 years ago, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob's revenge for fun was pretty good.
Is this true?
I
I
Think I'll check
I was there, and I wasn't.
Chad, Chad, what is this post, man?
He says this is no that FLG is bad bunny performance,
so he doesn't speak it.
I never said this, man.
I think it's just bad.
I never said this.
People still pay, like, $1,000 to go to the game.
But people pay $1,000 to the game.
I mean, it's kind of disrespectful, right, to make the experience all for somebody else,
whether the people that actually go there and there are their number one customer base.
I don't think it's fair.
I think it's kind of lame.
I mean, really do do.
And you know, those who don't, I don't even know if they listen to bad money songs.
I think it's just kind of a miss just because the people won't really jump around and sing
the songs and for the people that are paying the tickets to go to the Super Bowl, if you
might argue, you have to get a big deal about the thing, well look-
What the fuck is that, Bummy?
Well, not those who pay the tickets though, they go there to have a full box experience.
271.6 QCN.
Right?
To sing some songs along and shit like that and they don't think you can do that.
I don't think I agree with that.
I think it's just bad.
You know what, that's- you know, hold on.
It's not, I mean, you can do it down to just the English, but I mean, I said, I said,
give me a little amount and take it, though.
That was, that was still a good take in.
It just, and that's really, it's not really what's sparing me, give it any language, though.
It's just, it's just, I think it's just a miss, it's just a miss, it's a miss.
I
Know y'all this is insane II okay, well, it's enough enough of the day done all right
Um
Turning point USA all American half-show four points in a meal watching what?
Huh
Okay, that sounds fucking insane.
Five male viewers?
Yeah, what is turning point then?
Oh Charlie, he gave you people microphones, so they could say what was on their mind.
What the fuck?
Yo, is the chat frozen?
I don't get it
Like chat it's not loading it
I just wanna kiss my feet
Drive my truck
Drink my beer
That's not wake up
Hello?
Hello?
I
I knew this is right, it's broken up.
And that's interesting.
Alright, anyway.
Um, that was interesting.
Alright, what is this game?
Cops ass up bruh. I stream what I want bruh. Dude no way. Is that the new stream, John?
Damn straight. I'm finna become the biggest streamer ever.
That's a clip clip this guys. Oh my god, how did you get in here?
No, you're a nobody you're a nobody you are you are not me
I should have known this was you.
Blended, my boy.
It's time to die.
Get away from me.
Oh, what the fuck?
All rise for the chase.
Very interesting.
I was thinking out, yeah, it's only demo.
I don't think demo, am I?
Um, all right, all right.
We're going to play this now?
53 months, not welcome.
Sir Jax QCNO.
I'll be a yap-yap with some friends though.
Is it me on land that they can play the game with us or what?
Dude, nobody, it's just, bro, what even happened today?
It's just fucking watch parties and fucking, and fucking...
What the fuck is going on?
If he's doing watch parties man, chat, why can't we just watch the game though?
Woo!
Yes!
That's not the end game, why don't we just go and watch it?
No, this is a fire.
We gotta hit on this damn machine.
Of course, JD!
No, no, no, no, no!
You said, you said what?
You said what?
You want to lose that?
I
Thought I feel good obviously with the bug very interesting
The kill people would only get one be once I don't want to team up the kill people
That's... that's base item. I respect that.
Thank you.
I respect that.
Please listen to 7-1-G. Stick it on G.
What's going on exactly?
Hey Jack, what should we play with, Jack?
What should we play with, A?
Jamie!
We're strong.
Woo!
Don't miss the scene.
Don't worry though.
I need it!
Just work, give me the bail.
Another A.I.A.
No, A.I. sucks, man.
And before you get perhaps
Maybe we can play yeah, we need to find some people to play with though. Um, let me check who's online could play with
This is, um, Fichu?
Um, anyway.
I mean, I give up Jesse, looky, people will bring back Jesse, I mean, we're in dark times.
What does he do for a while, I'm stalling.
I mean, we need more than two players, though.
I mean, we need to have like four.
What you just saw was a sex offender who just took his shot at arson for the first time.
Surveillance footage shows the suspect walk onto the property, approach a $40,000 Cadillac
escalate with a gas can, and audio from the surveillance can be heard of gasoline being
poured on the vehicle.
He then lights the vehicle on fire likely with a lighter or a match, drops the gas can
on the grass, and accidentally sets himself on fire as the vehicle bursts into flames.
He then runs off the property in a panic.
What happens next though would be even more unexpected.
I mean, what do you mean do this happens on fire, you see?
Do you roll?
So when I remove your jacket and put it over your legs, though...
What are the odds of that?
Come here, come here!
Stop!
Get on the ground, get on the ground, get on the ground!
Hello! Hello, man!
2-11, this guy starts fire.
Oh, now he realizes it.
Hello!
He lit a car on fire.
Hello!
Stop resisting! Get on the ground!
Hello!
Send me another...
It shouldn't be water.
Hello, man! Get a clue!
Shut up!
I got a pig. I got a pig.
You guys are what?
Stop resisting.
I think we have it in this video.
Just at this full angle.
Any use of force.
Alright, you guys are good.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
use a force. I mean Jude is there even gonna help that? In arson cases potato chips are
sometimes used as fire starters which could be why the suspect mentions he has
chips on him. However since this is his first documented arson case he could have
just been hungry. Right.
Anything else on your on your Nova mirror?
No, I can't believe anything to the arsenal.
Pulling off Car Fire. Get in there.
Move your feet.
You can only burn hands like that.
I have to start knocking and see if you can get people.
What was that?
It's not how few see this.
Oh, that's his gas can.
Yeah.
He was right over there in front of the house.
He was on fire.
Uh, pay, remove your squad.
For fire.
I got your guy.
Okay.
He was, he let himself on fire.
So, is there anything?
Somebody needs to check about his ears on fire.
Okay.
Do you have a magnitude coming?
Yeah, that's fine.
If you have a deal with that, he can, he can't wait.
Is this your, is that your escalade?
Is that your escalade?
Yeah.
Okay, you got the ID, boss.
I didn't, I saw him on the front, but he had his left leg was on fire.
I don't know if that racist is the only one guy, it was one weird guy in check.
He was fucking running.
So I told him to stop, I pulled up, told him to stop and he started and then, yeah, because he was running.
So I pulled up, hopped out, told him to stop and he continued running.
Oh, I get it, I get it.
When the whole chest handle me and I call somebody out, it's one guy.
But when it's, when it's time to call the chat, raise this and it's actually one guy, then it's not one guy.
Oh, I see you guys. I see your tactics now. I get now.
After police spoke further with the victim who owns the Cadillac Escalade, he revealed
his vehicle was worth approximately $40,000 and that he didn't give anyone permission
to set his car on fire.
He also said that he doesn't know who the suspect is.
The suspect, Stephen, has a wide range of criminal history, including being a sex offender and
not registering himself as one domestic battery, soliciting a child for ****** and tampering
with a GPS device while he had never had any history of committing arson.
In this case, he was charged with felony arson of a property other than a building, felony
bail jumping and resisting obstructing.
After pleading guilty to all three charges, he was sentenced to two years in prison and
two years of extended supervision.
He was also ordered to have no contact with the victim, pursue and maintain employment,
complete a mental health evaluation.
So this guy does all these weird sex crimes, gets nothing, and it's some arson of a car
that really gets him.
And to pay $14,106.52 in restitution to the victim.
While Milwaukee, Wisconsin has a history of large amounts of arson incidents in previous
years, recent data from the Milwaukee Police Department suggests arson involved crimes
are actually beginning to trend down with a 41% decrease from 2025 to 2026.
Throughout the past 10 years, police in Milwaukee and around the country have taken measures
to help prevent and deal with arson cases.
Working closely with fire departments, partnering with federal departments like ATF and increasing
advertisements for the public to report suspicious activity, are some of the many strategies
police departments around the country have employed.
Third, big win addicts.
Very interesting.
Oh, wow, look, chat.
Hello, and welcome to the Olympic Winter Games, Milano
Cortina, 2026.
And Borneo in the North East Africa.
I wasn't even listening to that.
I'll find here.
And I'm too lit for the presence of the President.
This is a look here from the side.
You can see the terrain there.
He just gives out the legs have nothing left and lose the top now. They got a bad ball roll. It's just a slide
Why did the DMC do this?
Okay did you then?
I should believe that.
I should believe that.
Why are the poles bent because you will hit them?
Oh, oh, they're poles.
Yeah, what is that?
Another day of sash.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Oh, you mean because I'm making a bend?
I mean, maybe.
Wow, tipsy.
I don't think I'm playing that, but yeah, it's all good.
I guess I could buy the fishing game.
Chat, let me tell you a secret.
You're watching the real Super Bowl, Mr. XQC, the gaming warlord, right now on stream.
He's the enjoyment activator.
The amusement innovator, the delightment demonstrator and satisfaction generator.
He's right.
Uh, what's it called? It was called Un-something.
It was called, ah, is this one?
I don't know if it's the other one.
I don't think that was similar, no?
Most of the parts are different.
We have to go.
Alright.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
We have to go.
That's just what is about
Barry, Barry, Barry. Alright, I mean this is a solo game, so.
I mean, all Romney Pawsler is good though, no? That's massive. That's huge.
Which came out like a few days ago?
Alright, only, only, uh, input that.
Okay, guys, no please don't, no please don't.
You guys, I cannot play the game.
I got to be able to friends if there's nobody on
I'm not I'm not gonna conjure them like I'm not gonna invent them
Who's on I can play nobody like literally nobody not a single gamer is here playing games
All right
what great we can't play I mean can we play Joe we play Joe until we get other
people
well i mean uh... we didn't really want to
we need to move
because it's like one of those games of the more the merrier
and what's the full of it
so seven
now i think it's four isn't it
i do that i don't know
you what about jesse was here
I don't know. He's just doing his thing, I guess.
Yeah, mom.
I don't have any friends either. You're my only friend.
Yeah, I mean...
He's cooked.
So, drill to obvious that we can send any girls we got. Do you have the game? Or me to buy it?
Seriously, you'll buy it for me?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Oh my god!
Now, I've already bought the game.
Really?
I'm rich.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm a little rich, okay.
All right, let's not get...
Blood.
Uh, let's not work.
Ooh, I can go for a person that's just kinda cool!
Dude, I look fucking insanely nice!
Wait, how'd you go for... Oh, I've got mouse smoothing.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, it doesn't.
You sure?
No, no, it doesn't.
Uh...
Get blurry for you a little bit.
How many players you got?
I think it's a four.
Nice, it's some people slowly.
What about something that you said, similar players or what?
She might be into...
I don't know about some of it to be honest.
Why?
because he's like playing Arc Raiders so it's complicated like a soda pop in
clone or somebody do you anybody has like soda pop in a little bit like Rob I
think probably played though let me check my friend this
Rob played 53 minutes of it so you already finished it I mean I could ask
I think he's on line
Rub
What Mendo?
He's always down
Nah
Yo, he's playing FPS shit
Well, I think this is an FPS, right?
It's the first person to shoot, yeah
I'm already gold, I think I'm about to hit plat
on this game too, so
Really?
Yeah
I mean, like it then
Yeah, how do I invite you I don't know how do I invite you either so how do you invite somebody
Crystal exit to main menu exit to main menu then it will be
Wait what there's any play options and quit
oh here we go um oh
no no no no no wrong order
nope i'm out
pretty cool vibe though
Oh, I'm not getting a new call.
Okay.
I'll just shoot my pants like I'm gone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What's up, big dog?
I hear you moving my camera doing gamecafe so it doesn't break my PC. Bang, bang.
Okay so how do I die you?
Err, I'm guessing...
How do you die?
Oh!
Oh!
There there, I should have pressed.
dude you're you can tell nothing's been up there because it squeaks that's a good
sign
are you in my lobby? oh yeah I got you got a pond of the ore
no I already invited you look at your other game I come in
oh you pondered it
I'm in dude. No way. Yeah, what's up? What's up? Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me?
Yeah. Wait, in game? Yeah. Like Jesse. Okay. Let's do a thing for a second. Okay. You can
hear me, right? Hello? Yeah. Okay. Nice. Okay. We're in. We just need a couple more
players and what we should go.
Let me add another volume.
Is the point of the game to be annoying, or is it because of GGX Big Musty R?
Yo.
Yo, what's up?
Yo.
Yo, let me add my volume too a little bit.
Let me turn you up a little bit in the volume.
Talk down.
Yo, yo, testing.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
Oh, Gwanti Boki to JRMX.
Okay, right.
Let's see what we can do with us two first.
All right.
right let's see what we can do with us to you first all right
invite Jesse you're welcome me to the jungle right there's gold here
classic no there isn't any gold what are they gonna
classic oh study we'll study this study this
bring a wand okay we gotta get a wand hold on i know that one's up i think it's
Well, that's the money. We could toast something if you know.
Yo, hello?
It's 50 gold for a wand. It's 50 gold for a wand.
Okay, what did we make our own though?
Yeah, true. I think you can grab a stick here.
Anything in here that we need?
I got a stick.
GG's volume. Oh, I can turn you off.
Whoa! Hey, hey! Not there!
Why, how did you do that?
Up dog.
Oh, look at me. I'm flying. Up dog.
What's up, though?
Oh, look at me!
How?
Hold your wand, hold round right-
Hold that.
And say...
Hold that.
Say...
Oh, behind. We've got somebody. Hello.
How is it that what you think about gamers?
Give a how though!
You're gonna be getting old!
What is that?
There you go!
Check this!
How do you know how these girls are dependent?
How do you know how these girls are dependent?
How is it even getting into this fucking...
Oh, you hear this?
Arrow!
So fancy!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Updodding!
Updodding!
Updodding!
Floods!
I
That bitch!
SHUT UP!
Yeah, let's go.
Get out of the game, man.
How?
I don't know if I can see it from the inside.
I don't know if I can see it from the inside.
I don't know if I can see it from the inside.
There's not a code, is there?
I think it's a patch.
Yo, can you hear me? Jesse's here, how can you? He's buying the game.
Hazard. Hazard!
Yo, how does he get joining though? How are you joining though?
gonna go
I'm just a friend I'm not trying to be rude but you're gonna have to be please
my friend meet to the channel for the one time
I'm John we're here to be wizards and stuff guys no we got it
who are you I'm just a guy I'm a friendly wizard we're trying to you know
let's go uh okay I crush this guy no he's friendly but who are you
I'm just a dude you know I'm here to play yap yap and you know
bro bro bro bro
i think i had this guy on the fence one time
in one of those friendly games no?
ah maybe something like that yeah
well jesse is on the way he's downloaded the game and then we need one
how are you slipping it no no no no it was shark killer
how did you make it in here though?
i mean i just i don't know i got my ways you know
You know
If you don't tell us how you get in here, we're gonna kick you play with simple
Here's the thing though. If I tell you how to get in here other people
It's just a point. It makes a good point.
Where is he?
It's up to you. Do you want me to tell you and then have other people join or do you want me to like?
No, don't say anything actually. Make a good point.
No, but I don't get it though. I don't get it. How do you get in here though?
Like if he tells you but like I don't want to say it because you know the more people will throw them. You know what I mean?
I guess
Look, it's a deal though. It's your car. I can tell you I can't it's up to you
Did you actually think of this? Yo, well
Hold on. I'm inviting you. Where are you? Are you in money? Hello?
You just need to get Jesse in here. That's all I got. I got the baby. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's crazy here
I don't think that one real took it because levitation but we invite him invite him
I can I'm not alone but we still need we still need more no no well unless you
want to keep this guy in here I don't I don't I don't really know who's to word
Oh my god, bro, I think we're getting trolled.
Hello? Hello? Are you there?
Hello?
That's a nice lead, bro. I mean...
Yo!
Yo, what up?
Hey, Ruff!
Oh, are you serious?
Yo, that's not very nice.
Get a wind, get a wind.
Oh, that's not very nice.
I wonder if I should make this a little fair, at least.
If I were to believe I started watching you the same day I met my wife,
wife seven years ago excuse me about how we're getting to be able to join that
all and I don't understand it Jesse yeah we have to work out I mean I mean
dude and who are you who's a fucking you mate dude I'm here to play games let's go
mom we don't like you we don't like you buddy great great great great great
I think it's your friends on steam
Wait, really? Yeah, these guys I'm very I know my friend. There is no way that you know come on, bro
Wait, who are you seriously?
I'm I'm here to play games. Come on guys. See now. He's got a weird accent. I don't know him
All right, if you want to play bro, just drop me your wand
I use anyways
I'm not only I gotta go out here up dog
lobby type
why do you see this
what do you mean see this there
magic missile
you right click
sorry if I sound different
sound different. I'm down a hundred pounds. Where! Anyways, it's really fun talking to you guys. Up dog.
Hey, no, you can play, but don't do that.
now nobody nobody and we're gonna get cooked right
this is private
Hello?
Yeah, what up?
Get too easy.
I'm gonna get my one right play.
Hop dog.
Hop dog.
That is all there is for you only.
What's that?
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball.
Fireball
No, don't fireball
Don't fireball, you can't fireball
Mademoiselle, Mademoiselle, Mademoiselle, Mademoiselle, Mademoiselle
You gotta invite, you gotta invite uh
I invite him already, but now we only have three now though
I mean
What's up suckers
No cars suckers, they would be resettling
Let's get in the dungeons
How do I look at my spells before I go in there, it's fucked up
Right click, right click, right click
Tempest, yeah, Tempest, Updog, and then Aerial.
Tempest!
Wait, let's get the gold on the stairs.
No, you Updog, no you Updog, oh Tempest is Updog.
Oh no, I, oh no!
Updog, Updog!
Updog, Aerial! Tempest! Updog, Aerial!
Updog, Aerial!
Aerial, Aerial, Aerial!
Aerial, Aerial!
Tempest, Tempest, Tempest, Tempest!
I think we're good.
I'll get the monsters, I got the pissing one, I'll get the pissing one, if you break the
crates you get loot, wow, you got the piss, ah, 10 piss of monsters, no not that, oh
my god, okay, well, oh nice barrel, bash, hold the purchase, alright look look look
What is it even about anyway?
I'm just gonna be real. I'm poor, bro. I can't buy anything. We need to go to the portal activate the portal
And I'll get everything that's going on. I'm broke as shit. Yeah, everything. Yeah, no shit. Yo, do that one more time. You're done
I can't do that. I did it randomly. Yo, you're genuinely like greasing the lobby. Yeah
But how do you know?
One of these matches. We're making it though. How do you know?
How do you push it?
Error. Error. Dude are you stupid?
I'm dead. I'm dead dude. What are you doing?
I'm so late.
Airborne Roast!
Oh, I got you in that.
I'm on your team again.
Wait.
What are these?
I got the Golden Dildo.
Plus 5 what though?
wait you're holding it hold on I can break this way is plus 10 hundred what
though arrow back dudes just wait arrow it's really simple just get money
well get dragon bone plus two we're getting points we're getting points
it says plus two what does that mean arrow wait plus 10 this ain't making
Yo, you need to stop doing that! I'm losing HP!
Come on!
No, I'm a tumor on this, as you're knowing.
Okay, okay, seat up right, this is night one, 49.
I think the purple is chaos.
I can't, I actually can't do it.
Oh wow, look at this, a brand new magical room with three visitors.
Oh look, my lap.
We're getting points, we're getting points, it's good.
Up here at the top.
Wait, hold on, I got this.
Updog.
What?
What?
What?
Holy?
What?
Up dog.
Up dog.
Watch out!
Break it.
Up.
I heard something.
What?
I didn't even say anything yet.
What do you need, bro?
I'm up here.
Oh, you put in the tool.
Oh, drop the potions on the floor.
Yeah, that's what I said.
No, drop everything on the floor.
Plus 15?
What?
Wait, but I don't know what it is.
It's the best.
Now we have a new meter.
150 out of 900 in.
Ah!
Oh my God, he's coming.
Oh my God, he's coming.
One to get a nine hundred in oh my god, he's getting oh my god, bro
Hey, thanks. He's strong one up dog. No, no, be careful. I'm done. I'll be okay
Up dog
Up dog now. I have the very top of there. I just pressed the stairs. I got wait jump on top of me and I'll save a word
Yo arrow
I'm done up dog
Hey this
I'm done
Beaks can you chill what airs in there to me?
Yeah, let's
Oh, okay, okay, this is guys. Um, how is this?
Aerial.
That's off.
Aerial.
What?
Guys, I'm gonna HP.
Can you, can you magic us maybe?
Wait, we're-
Yeah, it's me and GDX where we got transformed.
I don't know what we're supposed to do, though.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm back. My head hurts.
Dude, I'm low HP. This is really bad.
Okay, so the objective is at the top right, you see it says 269, out of 900.
No, we already did that. We already did that. We already did that.
Yeah, we did that, dude. Like, the meter would just get higher and higher.
We did that, bro.
What are we gonna do then?
Hold on.
We're gonna destroy this.
Any items in the arena?
Oh, front door's on the front door.
Let's just save an escape route.
Strat.
Oh my god, big pistol!
This has gotta be money.
That's money.
No, it's a DP!
No, don't do that!
We're gonna break them here!
Wee!
Oh, okay.
We're gonna go back.
Wait.
Oh wait, isn't this kinda like Luigi's Mansion?
Look at this.
No, no, no, no, no, look, no!
Look, there's a big cat!
Tempest!
Oh no, I'm sorry!
I imagine I imagine I...
Okay, maybe yeet the cat of the map.
Arrow.
I agree, I agree.
Arrow.
Good!
It's a plus 25, it was...
That's just embarrassing.
That's a good idea, that's a good idea, that's a good idea.
Frog! Tempest! Arrow! I'm dying, help! Guys?
that
wait breakies arrow
tempest arrow
leave the smell to the other guy
arrow
what is that?
tempest
what is that? what do I have in my hand?
it just doesn't seem quite right about this place
How do you eat it? How do I eat this?
Wait a minute. What did I just hear down this hall?
Oh, what's that here? I heard something down here. Let's check it out.
Oh my god. What?
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, stop it!
Aero! Tepid! Stay away from my friends!
Tepid!
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
How do I piss on him?
He looks pretty strong.
Aero! Aero!
Aero!
guys I'm scared I have a heart and I eat the heart for HP can I get art can I
get it from the heart we're not even high enough level to act grow on it he
doesn't care why really just ignore this as you got go right on go like I
You just left
Guys guys for questions we need to read it. Do you step back on them again? Oh, what tempest
We got it. We did it. We did it. Yes
Uh...
Era.
Come here.
Oh, this looks like a loop room.
Yeah, this is a loop room.
Or it looks like a boss room.
Nah, it's the max when I'm pretty sure up here.
Dude, I have to do this V, I don't have to do this V back.
Let me tank it up.
This is a-
Wait, okay.
Stop that!
Okay.
Oh my god! Don't do that!
Remove your mind, remove your mind, don't do that!
Wait, I-
I- Did I ever even say the word, handle?
Wait, what? How do I-
No place to watch it!
Oh
So do we wait I
Swear every time we do the telepo it does
My brain like oh we need to reach our quotas. I need to reach our quotas. Yeah, it's one of those quotas games money now
so who wants to spend the money because we only have 35 bucks we're broke as
shit okay well 35 what there's a lot we can sell some
lampers you know this would wait this one's 35 I'm buying it oh yeah you can
sell to this guy how you look at hold E to sell okay hello son Guardian we have
some items to sell
it's so great to hear jesse again it would be even better so what do we want
though to the jungle after thirty nine months
jeez pose and jeez pose oh jeez pose oh jeez pose oh jeez pose oh my goodness
I've got all the money wait no I sold it I've got this spot he just bought the
astral wand for himself I've got an astral wand and I feel powerful
I mean you can play if you want to if you're not in the twine of that guy.
Yo be nice man.
Arrow.
I mean how are we gonna get a one?
Wait actually?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Let me get a play.
Swap.
Oh I swapped with you.
What?
What would you do?
He just swapped.
He knows more magic than me.
Wait no you had the super one.
There's nothing wrong at all.
What?
Oh my god I can see you.
It's actually just not fair.
I literally can't even piss on any monsters or anything.
Wait.
What?
got some gold over there why don't I have no gold anymore
where's my gold man he took he took all our gold
motherfucker motherfucker
but yeah how do i drop this
now make sure they just keep it i don't want anymore
72 months wow yeah yeah i invited a better player than greek
just so that we can actually win the game.
Turn around, turn around, X, turn around.
That's me slapping your jeans.
Why are you such a deviant?
Sup?
Sup?
Get a wine or you're not part of the gang, you don't have a wine there, get out.
Go get a wine or you're part of the gang.
How's it going, rolling on floor?
Don't talk to the sub-wizard guy.
Loser doesn't even have a wand.
He's a fucking Mormon.
You're wandless!
What a loser
Hello, I have a fucking one. I'm ready to cast some spells
Like how I just like ripped that off the tree and stuff was that sick? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're one of them
Why does this guy have a better one than me? This is a fucking loser teeth loser
if you spend all our money, excuse me, I just, I just graduated from a wizard school,
that's all.
Oh wait, so how do we reach the quota?
How do we reach the quota?
Okay, wait, before we do the poll tool, can I break some of that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but where do you bring the items at?
Eh?
What?
Where do you bring the items at though?
Everything, everything you see, you break it.
Look, I'm going, I'm going, one second, I'm going to head out of RP right now, you have
Two and three slot and you can put stuff in it. What do you mean by that?
Okay, okay, we get it you just said that you just said that I've been up in the whole time you can I mean
We're going fucking who we get ours we got a
Yeah, yes as you arrow
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Tampus!
Arrow!
Let's go!
Tampus!
The box or what?
Nothing!
Let's go!
Arrow!
Holy!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
I'm going to try to create these guys.
Nice!
Let's go!
Oh my God!
Is that?
That dog!
That dog!
Arrow!
Wait, where'd you guys go?
Wait, that smoke is hot.
Wait!
I'm gonna stand by the stand while I'm...
This is my strongest.
Don't leave me behind! I'm behind it!
Don't leave me behind!
Let me just draw this circle.
Some of them are doing the same thing.
Updog!
Updog.
Wait!
Oh wow!
Updog!
I am well experienced in the hearts of magic oh fuck I just felt
Oh shit!
Watch out!
Up again!
Tempest!
Get up, get up!
I don't think we can fight that big.
Arrow!
Arrow?
What is that?
A glowing mushroom!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Arrow!
Guys, hello?
Up down.
Huh.
I'm here, I'm inside of that.
I was getting some icons.
Arrow!
Arrow.
Nice!
Yeah, we just break shit, that's how we win.
So you can also look look look look look look what can make fire like this
Fire
Now there's some high-voted strats hold on
So where's the video?
They're over there. He's doing some magic
What is it
What the fuck is this?
I don't like that.
So how does it happen here? Someone buzzers you who's that?
Lumen is all Lumen is all
Wait wait the in things I'm standing ship
Hello
Oh, it's a slave this man is short the fudge
Yeah, it think it think I'm Spanish
Z
Alright, let's go. Let's go forward.
Ow.
Is this where you guys came from? Or not?
Yo, where do you guys come from?
Wait, you came from there. I think we should go upstairs.
Go upstairs then.
So we got pulled already, right?
Yeah, but we can only get more.
Okay.
arrow okay so how do we go up how do we spin this
I will show you up dog dog dog dog dog or you can just spin the thing also where's
I don't know what this does.
I don't know what I did.
I did something.
I'm scared.
Alright, so see the ball?
The ball is moving, depending on where you step.
Think about it.
Huh?
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now, step on it.
Nice.
I don't get it.
So the ball is moving with the left arrows,
so as it moves right,
now Steve could drop,
now go left, left, left, left, left, left.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
How do you make a spin though?
Step on the right, step on the right.
Is it me? Am I doing this?
We're doing this.
Oh, I think it's noise control.
Oh
Right right right right
What we lost
It's Royce it's Royce
Oh it's pitches it's pitches
No!
Oh!
It's too fast!
Yes! The best pitch!
Eeeeee!
No!
Too fast man!
Too fast!
The go-
I'm stopping, I'm stopping.
Alright.
Stop, stop!
Not on my pitch, high pitch.
Eeeee!
Oh my god, bro
I don't get it guys. I'm so bad. All right, it's one person at a time fine. Good luck. Who's that the best voice? Good luck to this guy
A.
E.
A.
A.
A.
E.
E.
Yes.
Yes.
Let's go.
You sound beautiful.
Time.
Not just louder.
E.
Oh
Cool it's glad I didn't get anything at all
This yuck
That one's that. E-E-E.
Massive!
Can't be the leftovers.
Ah! Dude, we're cooking out boys.
There's a one here, grab a one.
So what's up there then?
Here, how do I drop?
Alcohol.
Alcohol.
Oh my god.
Fish up!
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I'm about to... I'm about to...
Alcohol.
Arrow
Arrow
I chew
This yes, yeah, that's the one I'm literally
No, what's fish me you fish me
this yeah this yeah stop it I just thought I'm good wait can this one
even hurt anyone oh I don't even think this one does any damage
oh what stop stop stop this is why you got a dimension
Help! Help! Help! There's a monster!
There's a monster!
Piss ya!
Piss ya!
Just piss! Piss!
We got this!
I can't piss!
Oh, you piss into the achieve!
Piss into the achieve!
Piss into the achieve!
Oh, it blows up!
Ohhhh! Holy tech!
I'm gonna put this on the big phone.
Piss ya!
Oh, that one is a guy with sex.
Errol!
Errol!
Guys, I'm pretty sure something happened.
I
Chew this yeah, we'll let you do this. Yeah
Get out of it. I turn them into a fish. I turn them into a fish
Then did yes, I did yes
He pissed piss yeah, don't be yes, it's really yes. I'm not you
He's stuck this yet, this yeah, I got him stuck. Oh on double streaming right now, dude
Oh
This yuck a row
This yuck you
This yuck we can we can we throw off the side when he's a fish. Oh, yes. Yes
For me to finish finish fish fish fish fish
Fish Yuck!
Fish yuck!
Fish yuck!
Fish yuck!
FISH YUCK!
I can't wait to get you fishin'!
Fish yuck!
Fish yuck!
Hup!
Fish yuck!
I'm not fucking eating my shit!
Hey-oh!
Hey-oh!
Hey-oh!
fish yeah
boom give me grab them we's on fire too oh my god I got a lot of fuck you're
right him oh grab him fish yeah we have to tighten him to the bridge you
know you need to fish him fish him I fish I don't have the fish oh I'll see
you guys no I'm good I'm good
Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back!
Oh, you're really gonna chew right in the doorway.
Yo, the eggs! This crystal's behind us! Come on! Come on!
Where's the- Yeah, we have four minutes left!
Okay.
Road.
Get him! Get him!
Am I am I eating him?
uh, arrow
Get back get back get back
Take the floor
Dude!
Fish out the-
I ran! I fucking ran!
I ran!
Oh, I-
I think I fished
Do it!
Oh, I gotta start turning you up and touch the fish, dude!
Brother, brother, brother!
Oh, I straight up turned your ass into a fish, dude!
Oh, son of a bitch!
Okay, turn-
Okay, turn him into the-
Oh my god, oh my god
I actually can't piss you up
We have two minutes to finish right now start just turned your ass into a see it
Okay, let's just let's just like I didn't just run tonight tonight. What's the code on?
It's a third hand go over here fish yoga
That's you this yuck
This yuck
I
Do the dude it do the guys place. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Errol
Errol
Errol
Errol, I want what's your corner?
We have to go come here. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll shoot
I didn't finish now you gotta admit that a chew at the door was not smart
that was pretty much the smartest thing I've ever done in my life that was a pretty sec
go go go wait but what's this wait look at this wait is it the opposite of here I'm coming
quick quick quick quick I'm doing my best okay that was you know
what we're gonna buy the thing well we should have put the fish off the thing
yeah no shit so cold in my basement
Okay, not bad.
How much money is this?
$14?
What in the fuck?
It's a rough economy.
The fish yuck thing?
Lighten?
If you're hungry, I can sell it as you give your wine then.
Great.
Yeah, give me a one, please.
Oh wait, where's the lantern?
I'm back to tree one. I need to piss on monsters and eat them up. I'm not
Wait, I've literally been pissing though. I think we're out of here. You got a good stream. Are we out of go one more time?
Yeah, give me a one. Yeah. Yeah, there we go again. Oh
Shot you go on there. Come here. Shall we go again?
So the other one we could just throw it away
Let's go.
Let's go.
I got a- Oh no, oh no!
Wait, what?
Okay, oh my god.
I needed both lands as well, I needed both lands.
Final night.
I have to go hard, we go hard, we go hard here.
Let's go absolutely insane here.
I'm just gonna go absolutely stupid dumbass.
I'm not gonna go both because of this.
Completely stupid dumbass.
I'm just gonna go absolutely stupid dumbass on this one.
Seems okay tonight.
You're just gonna go straight up dumbass.
Please.
Hold on.
Ah, fuck it. I'm just gonna go stupid as hell here, fuck it.
Yeah, go crazy, go MVP!
Yeah, I'm just gonna fucking play some fuck this.
I'm lucky, dude.
Not for a fuck this.
Don't even throw the pots, what's the point? Fuck that.
What's on the walls?
Oh, hold on a minute, this looks...
These paintings look expensive as hell.
Piss you.
Arrow!
Now you don't hit...
Oh, my stream is so...
Yeah, that's a wig streamer that was in it.
I have a frog
Arrow!
He's a hilly, oh you might have thought I had one
Arrow, that's not the word I already had
Up dog
I just drink that
Oh!
A chip!
Viscia
Arrow
EYES!
3!
Arrow
Is that a invisible?
Arrow
Oh my god, it's max win!
No.
Up dog.
Ow!
What is that, a monster?
Yeah, there was.
It was an eyeball monster, but then he disappeared.
Oh.
He's going to survive.
Well, it's dark now.
Guys, guys, guys, golem balls, golem balls.
What?
I love bulls.
I stashed it.
Ow!
Can you be careful?
Herald!
Spring ball.
Ow!
Herald, bro, bro, bro!
It's a monster it's a monster stop if you hit me a roll. It's a monster. It's yeah, it's yeah
This yeah, I'm on fire. Oh, we guys
Run run run. Okay, someone has to fish out get someone has to fish out kid
This yuck. Oh, you just dip on us like that though instantaneously. Well, I mean, I don't get out
Well, I'm just a vitamin it I
I mean Michael you guys are you guys are being reckless always
Where's this?
Wait who whoever can teleport teleport into this room right here secret loop with the chest
Under this table
I'll do it blink
Oh wow how?
That was awkward
I'll try again
Oops
I don't think you can do that
We'll be honest
Goblin Tutor
Wait how you find the name of this boot?
In in the covers here in the covers draw three
Are you
Govlin, why is he running sir? Wait? Why is this guy running? This is weird. Yeah, he is running
Maybe he's kind of another monster. I think he has money. Maybe it's like a loot goblin
Oh, why? Maybe you're right. He'll be nice to feel it fit at the jacket
wait hold up I gotta get a monster thing get a monster thing quick come on dude I think
you got him I got him damn that is huge but I don't think the question over these they're
I don't know what how it works I don't know what it's going
Yeah, we had a good deeper like we aren't making we got it. Well, I mean didn't I
retail it? He told me that maybe he landed on the floor somewhere. He's just like a
stranded fish now. It's just kind of sad. Wait, what's downstairs? What's downstairs here?
Yeah, it isn't working. I guess I didn't get to spell them off. Oh, this looks
completely useless yeah this is useless oh wait a minute hold up dog dog oh it's
object do it from here up dog boy the floor is moving because look you can go
from up here then go up to the super top dog according to my company dog dog
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Hmm.
Wait, it's a full moon out, isn't it?
What's that over there?
Hey, I think that's the ending.
Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, it is.
I think we should go down from here.
Yeah, but how do we go down without seeing the end is though?
Um, watch this. A chill.
a chair
ouch
see you on the flip-flop
bro this is literally where we were at
no that was he
dude that's literally where we were at before
no
yes
you ain't
you ain't fooled me
no I'm not getting
you're not, it did for me
for me you ain't for me bitch come on but it's not real it's not real about no I
mean I tell me I just pissed on this chair for nothing yeah I mean it was
with a shadow oh look we're the equalizer hustle equalize equalize it
Oh, I'm so good at this, dude.
Same.
Oh, Vicious.
Oh, Vicious.
One on fire.
I got him.
46 months time is a flat.
Get the fish.
Get the fish out.
Hope your day is going well, Chat Ex-QCNL.
OK, welcome back to the store.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no.
We just grabbed the big ones.
Oh, I didn't mean to step on this.
I didn't mean to do this.
I didn't hope this.
Take the blocks.
Come on, go.
Go, go, go, go, up dog.
What are you doing?
Minecraft blocks.
I thought I had to do magic to solve it, bro.
I got to walk around and put the blocks on the thing.
Up dogs.
Oh, fuck.
Dog.
Oh, we got to bring them all here.
Okay, that has to do it.
A little heavier.
A little heavier.
Throw it off the shelf.
Good job.
There's a few more.
Grab that one, yeah.
Up dog.
I think these propellers are too heavy. Can we take them off?
No, we can't.
Hold on here.
That's it! That's it! That's it!
I think it's working.
No, remove the blue.
Hit the thing.
What's the eye? What's the eye? Hell?
I- I'm-
Fish up.
Fish up.
Go ahead.
Chuck them up. Yeah, I mean you bastard. Ooh, chest. What's up, guys?
He's out of here, bro. He's out of here. Holy shit, he's out of here. Oh, wow!
Oh, you guys got the loot? Fuck yeah. I found a gem in the other one. Grab that! Oh, nice.
I just keep passing it. Oh, wow! This one, dude. Wait, do you not activate this one?
What's that?
Oh whoa.
Oh my god.
How did you get that bomb?
I don't know.
Do activate that bomb.
That's the bomb.
Here's one.
Maybe we should go.
Um, up there.
No, I didn't meant, um,
Hey, go.
Maybe we go home now?
Wait, there's a flying, there's a flying weasel.
There's a flying weasel.
That's mine. That's mine.
What is this?
This is my looksuna.
Oh, you're a different man, sir.
Yeah, it's my looksuna.
Oh, cool.
That's me.
What?
It's a portuna.
I've got a weird path of magic.
Up dog.
Wow!
It's dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
with that here come on what about a bravanna I can grab you I feel
I'm gonna be popped off the game
I'm so rich. I've got a gem. I'm going to be rich. Wait, it's not the jet now
He brings us the gem now. He yeah, I mean it does one more over there, man
I did I said I was this on my gem. Oh, um, uh, wait, what's that moon face? Look how cool it looks
Moon man
No, don't do that
I get it I get it
Oh, I remember this this is like a smash brothers thing
52 gold, that's it?
Basement key, maybe this is from Mark Gore?
We just got the basement key.
Would you like to suck it?
20 gold for a gem.
What did I do with the frog?
Oh shit, I got nothing to sell.
If you don't want the piss one, I'll take it.
I'm gonna buy this
Guess where's the basin key was the business key
Guys
Hello, Cortana.
What does this egg do?
You guys, open up the business egg!
Oh, really?
Oh, Cortana!
Oh!
I've got an egg. I've got a mystery egg.
How do you crack it open?
I don't know, Greg.
Oh, we all get to sleep in this bed.
No, no, no, no. Under it. There's more under it.
Oh, okay.
We are so back excused, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Are we just gobbled it?
They're really going to give it to us?
We're rookies.
I guess we're gonna go out around the gondola.
Oh, wicked bro, potion to be!
I got a nerdy potion. What the hell is this thing do?
Hold on. I'm making 30 depotions there.
Ealing.
Invisibility. Flight.
I don't think we need to do all this. I don't think we should channel this.
If you put the broomstick in here...
I just... Oh, fuck. I just waited for the mag to...
Oh, yeah, it says need ingredients.
Yeah, yeah, we put the meat. We put the meat. No, no, but we need to cook something though. Do you want I think it's all kind of useless though, okay?
No, I have an egg. I have one of those eggs, but I start maybe a revive it
It's your one two three
Usually we just get to I just heard something
But today we get a much better
I just made a nasty potion. Who wants some?
No, no, no, no, no, no. You can debate in the map.
You don't want to use it? That's literally just brain.
Nasty probably means that it's useless. It's bad.
Can I brew this?
I think I'm brewing it. Look.
Yeah, I need to keep steering it. Let him prove. Let him prove.
Hey, put the book on me in this one.
Wrap on up.
Telepartana.
I mean...
Okay, I mean, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I had to pee really bad.
Did you get anything cool?
We got some nasty potions if you want some of that.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fuck it up. I'm scared to use it.
So what's up with the pullover?
Oh.
Oh.
What's up with the pullover here?
Oh, I found gold.
We're not supposed to go in there.
Our teacher said not to go in.
Why not? Why not?
Because it's too dangerous.
Okay, I won't go then. Jesus.
He's already left.
Yeah, I have a hundred ruin the plot
She was like baiting us to go in there
There's a piss thing by the way if you want I don't want to get it to him. I already got a pisser
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa piss yuck. I'll sell her the piss one. This is actually gonna be funny
Yeah, no, no, maybe we go we go next we go we go next to a realm
Okay, but I think isn't this am I trippin or is this the next round till they can eat
his land it what are the fire when
What does that do try it on me Ignis Tonga
Wow, really cool there.
Ignis Tonga!
Grab, grab on her.
Get your ass over here.
Ow!
Fuck!
Holy crap, oh no.
Ignis Legzen!
Probably just at the nastiest garbana.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He's fast as fuck.
Holy shit!
Ignis Boom!
Oh my gosh.
Okay, you're the DPS guy. That's for sure. Okay, you're DPS.
Ignis Tongue!
That's a straight aura. No, that aura doesn't actually make me freak out.
Holy shit, I got a shot at him.
Oh, yeah, where's your fire now, buddy?
He actually got or even as a fish bro
Grab on let's go
Bro you talking fish we don't understand that oh
It's just using it
I'm sorry.
Oh, fuck, I don't have anyone.
This yuck.
Oh, okay, teleport stop.
Ain't this tongue-a-bum!
Dude, no, don't hit me with that thing, it just did so much.
It did so much.
How much?
It did so much.
I have a healing potion.
You have one, Jesse.
Oh, I'll take a healing potion.
Yo, thank you, Greek God X, for you have.
Ignis Tonga!
Whoa!
I will for sure dabble on a little bit of that health potion.
My turn, sir.
Gravanna!
How do the lights fall?
Oh, that is...
Oh, that is...
My play?
I can't...
I agree.
There's quite...
I'm not going there. It's just it's a trap door. I'm going in. Why?
Basilisk heart I grabbed it
Okay, you see how we go up like come over to me, right?
Tell a partner up here now boom boom
I just had a max line up here.
Ignis, boom.
It's time.
What?
I need you.
Someone with damage needs to come on.
Ignis, come here.
Grab on.
Whoa.
Come here.
Just come up here.
Ow.
Tila Portana.
Tila Portana.
Up the dog.
Dog.
Oh, I don't have any dog, bro.
Tila Portana.
I
Tell a part on it good it
And the put on it wait out there when under a woman I
Wait, it's not good
In his book
In his book
In his woman
Guys, there's a crystal over here.
Oh, I'm lost.
I'm lost as shit.
Let's go.
Move.
Oh, my gosh.
Actually scared the shit out of me.
It's hard for me to break stuff now.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, I had to ask two months.
Wait.
Come right here next to me, right here.
arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow, so stupid, arrow, arrow,
Hello guys?
Beth?
Ignis Legzer.
guys I have an idea
ow
Ignis likes it
Ignis likes it
guys where are you guys at
try saying Ignis falls speed 1
Ignis likes it
Guys
Ignis likes it
Ignis
Ignis boomer
Okay, yeah, we lost
I'm talking.
Oh!
I'm talking.
It's maybe lucky to hear it.
Ignis, fire, ignis, stong.
It is strong.
Ignis, boomer.
Ignis, boomer.
You're happy to be an idiot.
Ignis, boomer.
Ignis, boomer.
Ignis, stronger.
Fire, fire.
Ignis, strong.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
Oh
This laser a bit stronger
Hey this bum
It is boom
Are we mr. Spawn
I
Gonna look on it looks on it
Arrow
That I'm like me I'm like me arrow. I
Girl, would you like it? Oh, yes, please happy to see just see it's now. Thank you, man
Please care over my friend
How do I use it?
You drink it.
I made that, I brewed that more.
It gave me 10 HP!
Well, it wasn't my power for the potions.
But it did the trick.
Well, I need another potion then.
Well, I'm all out potions. I only brewed two this morning. I didn't think we'd need that many.
Well, I mean, we have to go back and get some more of this.
I'm almost four at last.
Yeah, it wasn't.
I didn't find a way home this time.
this time.
Rebanna.
Yes, so I'll take it the case of the bunch of up-door-
OW!
What do you mean, dude?
I don't understand.
So you're just going to throw a statue at me at 90 miles per hour.
What?
I mean, ah, I was so mad you smelled.
And you're going to close the door.
You guys, break in this shit.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go home.
I
Why is this chair
We have to go with you. What was it in it is tongue
what about that okay so we're just gonna put wait oh wow that was huge
Agnes Tunger.
Up dog.
Hairline looks nice to play.
I'm going to be extract this knife for me.
Hey this tongue
Hey this balls
Oh, I'm watch out. I'm watch out wait. It's a real thing. Let's leave
Wait, it's a real thing. Ah, you made that spell up. No, I swear it worked and I it gives me a fire
Wait did it boom
No, look at this guy. No, those would have blown up lost. Oh, this is literally so sad
This is just sad. No, he's coming up. It's gonna have the stairs
You're sad, you have no looting
Okay
I'm the ones me. I'm one of you. I'm one of you. Please don't no more
Ignis tongue it
I thought I killed them
Nobody kill you who killed you you teleported me into a bottomless pit when you did your
teleportation there is no way yes you did yes you did I died well I apologize Ignis
Apology, what?
What was that making up spells in their way, what was that?
Ignis both in the spell
In the apology
Arrow for you corpus anima
I
Stodia wait, I just get the janitor want custodia
What's going on here?
Lux Vita it's honest work. Okay. Oh, I like that. I like that
Orcas anima oh
I probably Ignis buzzes or oh my god, it's insane. That's Stodia
Oh I give- I'm a healer now!
Protection.
Ahhhh.
You don't want to heal slot everybody.
Wait then I'm going to make more healing potions.
Be right back I'm doing it to my tower.
What am I doing with this?
Oh read the book.
Yo open the book!
Okay it's in the page now.
are you gonna are you gonna fucking read this shit I started figuring out how to read this
yeah you gotta bring a wand that's the end of the book cool all right best sick man lovely
let's go so what now I make this I have to be so bad yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll do
You wanna see what I'm gonna do next run?
There's a spell for that.
Okay.
That's useless.
I have to be, I have to be, I have to be, I have to be.
I think he's making potions and we're like,
oh that's fine.
What the fuck is that?
A can!
Oh, looks like he wasn't done making potions, he's got flowers.
Of course he's done making potions. Are you serious?
Ah.
Arrow.
It's all, I'll give you this. Lux Vita.
What?
Let's go to him.
Whoa.
Whoa.
See you on the flip.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
See you on the flip.
See you on the flip, for real.
I mean, is it neither is it starting?
Or then it should be.
Every other one I've gotten to suck.
I know, Harold.
I mean, can we need that bubble?
I'm pissed.
Do you mind if I borrow it?
I got you, dude. I got you.
Wait a minute. I got you.
I'll go.
Hello Cortana! Hello Cortana! Hello, Cortana!
Hello, Cortana!
Oh, I thought I had an overall flu awareness.
Shit!
What the?
We asked if you'd help, but you...
I... see...
Uh... see...
Your heels?
Custodian.
It's a protection.
It's a protection.
It's a...
It's a protection.
It's a protection.
Okay, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Hello.
Hi, back. Yeah. There's chicken here.
shit wait it's a broom I miss that I broke it
I was looking at the why hey hey Ignis
I destroyed him wait you actually did that you have BTS
wait no no no I'm not even gonna cap y'all he's got TPS watch this watch this
I'm watching I am stronger
I just don't want you to
arrow
it is on
whoa
I just don't want bad
arrows
I just want
I just want
he's coming for me
he's coming for me
he's coming for me
he's coming for me
he's coming for me
he's coming
I got him. Ignis Tonga!
Guys, there's an eyeball!
Ignis Tonga!
Ignis Tonga!
Ignis Tonga!
Ignis Tonga!
Ignis Tonga!
Nice!
I'm gonna speed up right now.
No, you're you're dragon thing heels
There's a QBP server.
That's a monster.
It is a heal me.
18 seconds I can pull out something to start healing you.
Just takes me a while.
I hear something.
That's a fake piano from Super Mario 64, I know that.
It looks good.
Chomp, chomp, chomp.
Are you getting healed?
Yeah, thank you.
Fuck!
Ignis, boom!
Ignis, tongue!
Booooom!
Booooom!
Booooom!
Booooom!
Where'd he go?
Just left.
Yes, he?
Mercy?
Yep.
Ignis, tongue.
Ignis, tongue.
Icnis Tonga...
Baaaaaahhhh!
Baaaaaah!
Icnis Boom?
Icnis Bono!
Icnis Tonga!
Icnis Tonga!
Baaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Icnis Boom?
Icnis Boom!
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you are we leaving yeah I guess so
what is it what is this get hard at all it's so easy
they didn't put a difficulty in you good luck
I'm keeping it right sweet we don't need to do jeffins well I mean they were
skipping wait I think there's stuff I think there's stuff like a bum like a
bear and shit like that you could like I don't stop our time I like above that
even I mean it's all for time I'm okay what
I
Wow, wow, wow, wait we missed extraction. We missed the extraction
Yeah, I wonder why I wonder why we miss that how what did a puzzler than that
My items are all gone. We saw the night. We saw the night
Guys I literally just got back my shit just like so fucking hard
What do we have this before one of the volusions
We just threw the game
Who did I don't even it's my internet back
Yeah, no, I want me internet. You mean you mean your magic powers
That's a tree one
she looks like um whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa right guys if you pressed it what
you doing to it she do any yeah I'm me next please yeah I don't think she's
in here I should not kissing me well I'm destiny anyways guys did you know if
you press G you can see what quests you can do and it gives you extra points of
fails
uh... did you know that we did not ask greca
invite jesse again quickly before
somebody joins
lost in town has nothing in it
ow
hurry
hurry
all night all night
you're exactly food again yes i'm for please
aerial
uh... yep yep whatever
wait does anyone know what this blood rose is for it
No.
You know, a plane just drove by my house and just dropped like a giant...
A giant EMP? I've had it before, I know what it is.
Really?
Yeah.
Let's get out of here, boys.
Uh-oh, here we go.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Jump first!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Final 90.
Final 90.
Final 90.
The final boss.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Wait, don't do that.
Up dog.
Move your finance dog.
Error.
Up dog.
So we have to say that it spells it up dog I'm not a tempest
Hey, you're a voice for stuff.
One of ours.
No, that was sick.
You just got me up here.
Really?
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Up dog.
Literally cannot focus.
I'm hearing freaking laughing.
Guys.
Freakin' laughing.
Guys, you guys are not longer than all the way.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Tempest.
Is this the one you get, volcano?
Yeah, it works.
No, no, no, because I wanna make a thing.
Is it volcano that you get normally,
but I want the same chicken?
You want?
I want the same chicken, but I don't want to make a bowl.
So how do I have the same chicken?
I know what you want.
I want the same chicken, but I want to make a bowl.
Zero.
How do you get the chicken?
Oh, let me just do normal.
I don't need scissors.
Oh.
I don't get bowl.
I take no ingredients, do I?
What's up, guys?
You can tell the dog.
Dragon bone.
Is that it?
It's ingredient to make a potion.
oh my legs are you okay yeah I'm fine now
dude so where's a good loot anyway no good loot
Golem balls torch era era I'm getting literal pennies I mean yeah I this is
This is gonna work out right now.
This is Trump's inertia.
Oh, shit!
No, why do I have to do it?
No, please!
No, please!
Watch out real quick.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Sorry, you were behind me.
Arrow, arrow, arrow, arrow!
No, no, no, no.
Click off it!
You got one shot you got one shot you just got one shot yeah, okay, I don't want to be next to
Get him out we might be able to rest resuscitate him
Why is that jumping the fish here, man?
Holy shit. Oh, dude. Run. Yep. Achoo. Achoo. Achoo. Achoo. This job
This
Achoo
You're you're so dead
Wow
Guys, yeah, oh you're still like they're all dead
Teleportations scroll. I think that's a healing circle. There's like a little like a teleportation crystal here
I love how you said that, that's such a beautiful accent.
Thank you.
Should we take it?
Yeah.
Wait, there's even a fat one.
Oh, there's a massive giant spider monster down there.
Should I go up to it?
Cool.
Yeah, let's test it out.
OK, fine.
Wait, there's my body.
What about a green body?
A green body.
Yeah, let's get it.
I'm going to get his attention.
So where is it?
Wait, I haven't been well right yet.
Mr. Cow, can you welcome Shaco to the jungle?
Yeah, I'd sleep that shit for you.
Hold on, there's a ceiling here, right?
I think if I bring him...
Oh!
I almost lost him.
Thank the fuck.
Shaco, Shaco, Shaco!
Wait, why is there two Shaco's?
I think it might be easier if I just drop him off the cliff and forget about him, dude.
One of them is fake, typically.
Oh, not that!
What happened to the pages anyway?
Ohhhh...
Shit.
Will you play League?
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
That's actually it.
Oh, what is that?
I can put his body in this.
Okay.
I'll defend you.
Yeah, I can. Look at that.
He's in it. He's body's inside of me.
But what does it do? What does it do?
But we can have this chase me so it's faster.
Wait, this is literally tech.
Okay.
This is just tech. Arrow.
Well, now it's like...
You have the biggest arrows ever my bad. I just got it. I didn't mean to I was trying to say the name of the spell
I keep getting to get the thing. I gotta get him out of here is on it man. I'm trying to grab. I think he's done for
No, I got oh
It's gonna kill you. I got
tempest
Did you oh I got sucked in here dude
Yeah, I literally can't yeah, I'm dead man. Oh, well, okay, um, I'll remember you
You don't sound like you're in a lot of pain though, I'm gonna be honest you sound like you're just like you're doing fine. Oh, he's gone
Oh
Why are we doing this like why are we doing this exactly there's a way we can read it's no way
Yeah, we already won just get out man. Okay
Stairs there's number one enemy we're good. I don't need the body. Okay. I'll believe you. I'm not medicating to the stream. Oh
all this guy's praying this has to be where he comes back now it's not as
there's some some free loops to 100 souls this is the enemy place I got
thrown in this
arrow
check compared to the other game oh that's pretty mean it started yeah I just
Let's put it back where we started.
Nice.
It's not our adventure now.
OK.
Are we leaving them there?
Well, I can make a repo.
I mean, yeah, sure.
Yeah, I can try.
I try.
I know.
I just don't know.
Well, it's Greek.
Oh, he's dead.
He got ganked by a shakeup.
Oh, yeah.
I think the quota.
I'm 1 HP.
The quota slot is going to...
It's going to...
We're going to pass that low key.
OK, we just have to find the exit.
Why does that door just open? Isn't that weird? It opened before I
grabbed it. I didn't grab that. I mean there's like furniture that could turn
into monsters. Is that like really the weird thing here? You know what I mean?
Like... Oh god, is that the end? There's other answers!
Yeah, we just go around.
What is that? What is that? Tempest? I think they're back. Yeah, it sounds like the res.
Yeah, it's him. It's him. Alright, cool. That is not us. That's definitely Felix. Yeah.
Alright guys, let's get out of here. Yo-ho! Let's get out of here!
She invited more people you're dead. Okay, fuck. That's awkward. That's fucking awkward
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna beat this
I said, kill me!
Yeah, she made it!
Okay, now what? Wait, I don't know how to end the level. I've never learned...
Do I press this?
No, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Oh, this is really awkward. I've never learned how to do this.
If you die, can you still hear me?
I think there's a red. There's no way there isn't a red.
I just don't know where.
Tempest.
Um...
We have to try a little.
I mean, you died literally, I think about 1 actually 10 seconds in.
What?!
I
Clutch the bad news is we fucking lost we're dead. Yeah, but I don't get it though
No, no, it's not gonna get me
No
I
Was nice
Yeah
Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, I'll see you guys later
I'll see you again.
I'll see you later.
Alright.
Yo.
Yeah, that was low key fun, but...
Yeah, because the game seems to be, like, you see the end game on the first level.
Like, I don't know why it has no progression.
Nanny.
I know.
We are working on that.
I mean, the guy's back at the office, but we'll figure it out.
just play uh...
display rocket league with a lot
yet uh... yet do i play rocket league
the public
the rocket league
uh... that's not
i think that game
is pretty shit but i'll
all in solid
i think that i don't know i don't know i'm enjoying it
you're a high rank that's a deadlock
uh... and i have a new
yes i didn't play it so yeah
all your army and i'm going to call it a rocket league threes could be a little
insane out
it could be fun
all right is it good
i'm going to win it but i know i still got it
i'll play it all the games
i'm not going to win it
oh yeah i didn't play a lot of it
are you playing the real game or are you playing the aram
i'm not going to play the game
i've been playing league
down to the battlegrounds
all hearts in the house and
yet her son but not regularly so i play the battlegrounds
i'd be right i
i haven't played it a bit but you have a regular i'm not going to pay two
thousand dollars i have a meta deck
i've i've done that unfortunately
that's not two thousand is about thousand on the play classic on the play
the play back away with the play
all battlegrounds bullshit
I play normal like ranked. I got hit like a certain age like a
Just go back to Blizzard. It's like a full circle. You just say this or nature only claims. Yeah
Same with league
So nature Lee like
Okay, don't yell at me okay
So what I said, don't yell at me. I'm sensitive
Okay, I was able to tell that the second I heard you to that's why I'm being careful
I can like telling them
No, I'm serious
Alright, I don't know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna play some of these games
Great idea to do that this game, man
Great idea to do some good shots of it
I'm not gonna leave this game
It's wearing a hat though, like a hat?
Yeah, you gotta think of the hat
Like I don't know, you know they see that, right?
They can see you
I'm flattening on myself
We got to call lefts and rights the classic. Oh, I'm on NA
That's actually good job. I actually just still have this holy shimoli
I got excuse me. I'm in base door. Great
I'm up there. Yeah, he's just sniping. I'm playing back. It's all good. We're done. Oh
dribbling oh i dribbled over three of them i'm looking i'm looking i need to pack up their boys
oh that is so bad big time yeah traffic turn again big time i'm not even gonna care about you
adribble hit them all hit them all oh i edged that go on x i saw you
nice i saw you i'm not committing oh nice dribble you hit me again by the way to moose and i get
your account fan.
Daz, I just broke all the legs, there's no-
Oh, Nelly got it too.
Defend, defend, defend.
X getting-
It's mid, it's mid.
I'm-
Damn, that means something different now.
What the fudge, man!
It's out.
Oh, shit.
You missed it.
We're bumping into each other.
I got pinched, I got pinched.
Oh, good.
Fuck.
What?
I got a pinch, I got a pinch, no good.
Fuck.
What?
You're lagging.
I just, I don't know.
You're lagging.
You're lagging bad.
No.
X, X, X.
Yo, yo, yo.
Why are you giving it love taps? For what?
I tried to lift it up.
Oh wow.
I could see the vision.
No, but if that was their goal, nice shot though, low-key. I'm going left.
I bumped a mojang. We lost.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry.
That's my battle.
Why?
I'm here.
Yeah, I didn't see you there.
Oh!
Nice, Hex!
Oh, my god!
SSL!
Yeah, SSL, save!
Middle, middle, middle!
Yes!
Yes!
I see X!
I see X!
I see X!
X was you!
Yeah, but I mean...
Patrick's fucking Barrest as Apache, it's Fang.
Oh, that guy just sucks.
Bang!
Somebody here?
Bang!
Bang!
Okay, that's that's it's us the ball and seven seconds. No, I mean
Let's do what we do best. Let's do what we do
We are damn
Okay, I'm gonna go in. Are you great? Oh, you're great. I'm in
I
I
Think so you do move like that go right down if you make my fucking gun
Are you a baller ball?
All right, get that x. That's all you baby. I can't work. Oh, this is actually back us
No, it is not. I can't hit it
got it great pinch hold on hold on what the heck so yeah it's on me
hello there again oh I don't know I'm gonna get off the wall get overrated
x get in there bang that's all us wait it's going back yeah I don't know oh my
Get it out get it out. Yes
My car smaller
Yeah
Maybe actually somebody needs to go for that. I mean it goes over that
Okay, it's open go pressure
Yeah
No, that ain't it. I'm
I just missed.
I bet you agree.
Oh, I missed it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
See, defense, defense, defense, defense, defense, everybody defense.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh, it's messy.
No, I am.
Get it out.
No.
Nice.
Nice save.
Get it out, get it out, boys.
Get it out, X, that's all you.
I
Wait, why is he touching that? It was my ball. They got free people
Good job, right? Thank you
Um, I got no boost we get it. Yeah, we get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. I mean
My first game in two and a half years my first game thing is a cold
How do I warm up my fingers quick like I don't know what's I just
Bullsack method always goes off
You know, check in with us to see if we can get some of that.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Upstate X.
It's worth it to be fair, it's worth.
We just got to meet up.
So this song is crazy now.
There's got a song in like the 20th song in the books right in there.
Because I'm lagging, but I'm not lagging.
Oh, we'll listen to the music at this point.
Yo, yo, I am messiah when I play this game.
Yo, low key though.
A lot of these hits are dog shit compared to what I normally do.
I'm about to go full fucking super saiyan and watch this.
What a bitch.
It's going to go on unless you guys do something drastic.
That's it.
There's no more slide.
There's not a big HIRM.
Don't shot, Lager.
Go forward.
We need one commit.
Back to the base now.
No way.
Come on
Oh my god, what a shot
Punch that please get it
Someone needs to go down please
No good good
Oh
That's bad
This is really bad
They're all diamond liners, so...
Next to the...
Like...
We're just getting laughed at by the whole entire community,
we need to lock it up.
You go, you go, you go, you go.
They get a double commit, commit now, go, go, go.
That's it, open goal, open fucking goal, baby.
Open, open goal, baby.
All for me, all for me.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh man, oh man, oh man!
Yes! My triple king!
Triple king! Holy shit!
Triple king!
Hey, winnable, like, three minutes?
Like, two goals? I got no?
Nice, you did it!
Did you go?
What did you not go? Where?
I missed that. Somebody needs to get that. Nice X. Good save. Get it in X, that's all you.
I missed this fall. Whoa. Dang. Come on! I missed.
Oh, guys, it's all you. I'm going to tap it down. Oh, what a save by that guy.
shit you're gonna get back with me I'm a home on a more okay that was that was
dude I waited that's my bad there's way too bad I got it I got it I got an ex
I see you ex get stuck there no I can't I can't I'm out of boost
how about do you have to get to bring GTX out of its queue to help okay I can
I'm getting off screen share. I'm getting off screen share. I heard that. I fucking heard that.
No, the couple of minutes have been-
Okay, nice, great. I'm going, I'm going.
I need to go, remember? I fucking locked in.
GM, bro?
Fast on it.
X.
Oh my god, X, that's you.
Fucking dogs.
Wig no use it no demo. They're doing the both of them.
Holy bullshit.
I don't have any money.
I don't have any money.
Alright, it's starting to come back.
No, it's actually...
Come on! Come on!
Good pinch!
Oh my god!
Just a midf delight!
Dude, SSL!
Look at that.
SSL! SSL!
Alright. Alright.
Oh, two.
He just took the tomato flip.
He literally did a middle flip.
That is hard.
I'm gonna go down and do that anyway.
Get an X.
Come back for worse, last game! Go!
Yes, we did. We did.
Just get- just get two shots, bang-bang.
This guy's literally summing up two-
Nice, he's in that- in that quarter.
No, no, punch that shit! Punch that! Punch that!
Just made some group money for the super.
Too hard for him.
Reminds me how after five years of this day,
and you still struggle to beat silver players.
Excuse me, let's- excuse me now.
Why are they shooting at us?
Oh my god, that's you?
Oh my god!
No, I can't believe it, man!
I'm not dead.
I
Please go ahead and I killed oh
I'm actually mad
Stopped it. We have to get a point now literally now
Let's see in the middle go
I
I'm on a tip. I don't know. I don't know. You lagged on the ball like you were supposed to
have that was all right. I'll talk shit. Thank you. I got it. Oh, I was ranked down on rule
three. This is just sad. Absolutely. Listen, that's two games and we're just warming up.
Relax. These guys were literally doing double goal difference. Like actually sad. Yes, it
was sad. It was it. The pair was a little embarrassed. It was pathetic. And I was waiting
the end of the game. Yeah, that's the generally, there's. I mean, with the Rocket League, Rocket League
Goats, we got this. When's the bells come in? Like, hello? This is the, but it's a bit of a
day. Just get it, get it, just like, get it, just like, I heard. Oh my god, free go, easy.
Oh, okay. He's in, guys. He's in. We don't have a Holy. Yeah, because
It's great to be the child of the math for no reason. Okay. I I could okay. I had that you
Okay, I should have said it great pass. I'm gonna fuck you in the chat. What a fucking bitch ass now you're trash the game, buddy
Let's get better cops better cops. I go I go I go
That again
how does he get a demo there nice x get it out get it out get it out please get it back
we did like a double boost jump jump they double commit guys
accept it
get it in get it in baby that's all you no that's all you baby get it in x
I know they're double going and it is so crammed I told them
what's going on
I'm so tired of this shit fucking game
I
You guys are both double flying committing every ball
Yo, no
I'm this close. I'm this close. I've been holding it in. I'm gonna snap it. I can't
What am I just doing?
I don't know, it went so fast.
Watch this!
There's three of them!
There's three of them!
I don't want anybody to play this anymore!
I hate to be treated!
There's three of them in the goal!
This is pathetic!
I'm literally about to cry for them.
This is just sad.
Watch out for the ball!
Go ahead!
Go jog back!
Yo, that's bad, bad.
Yeah
Now my inner note real weird
Oh my gosh
No
I
Get it
The game always on the ball man. I really suck at shooting
I'll say it. Oh god
Get out get it out get it out get it out X
Go ahead and shoot, full speed!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Drop, Jesse.
Hit it, hit it, hit it!
Oh my god.
He's a doler!
He's a doler!
He's a doler!
Doler, doler!
We are so bad.
I got it, me, me, me.
We're building rebus.
Oh god.
I spoiled that if I didn't.
Back it up, Eric. Back it up.
No, did he?
I'm gonna pitch you out.
Uh oh, wow, that's a good bit of an M.
Get it out. Dude!
Oh, that guy, oh, that guy is just dumb.
Okay.
No, I'm not gonna hit that.
Me either.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So you Jesse?
Who that?
This car is gonna be so ugly.
Dude, so annoyed.
I said, oh my god, I killed it, I killed it, I killed it, nooooo!
I'm really good at shooting in our goal.
I don't know.
You guys level today?
Fuck!
Guys, it's only one goal. We got this.
I know!
Mid boost.
Uh oh, safe.
It's fine. Do a big pinch.
Beautiful.
I'm going for it.
Off the wall.
Quick.
I hit him. I hit him. That's going on her goal.
Hex, you gotta get back. You gotta get back there.
Oh, that was pears.
We gotta float it. We gotta float it.
Yeah, that's it. That's it. I need a R.
I promise that these guys are a bunch of fucking bitch-hoes.
Brother, these guys make it rocketly boring.
Triple gold or shit is lame.
Yeah, it ain't me.
I think the blue team should have three players for a better chance.
I will be more playing back then.
I'm gonna do long, long range shots.
Because we have no awareness on committing and not committing.
I will be more mid-game.
I'm kind of playing like dick.
Just take a minute, take a minute, take a minute.
And that's on me. I'm sure there's a man. So many people that have the walkie's
I got it. Thank God. I'm a smashy. Oh, he did a hoppy
That's that's I mean it's I mean it's boom. That's really good. Did you see that?
I
me
you know
holy orah
my fuck jesse, jesse that was beautiful
me
go hit it, go hit it, go hit it again
i got it
that's ux?
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
easy
yo
it's all good, it's all good
tell it
flip it to the boy
i'm telling you i see greeks fucking crown on his head
I mean, it's like blinging season one silver. I didn't want to tell you
Are you setting up? Oh, you're just gonna smug
Give him our eggs
Oh
That's a nice shot!
That's a team! That's a team!
That's a team! That's a team!
You look like you're gonna take my shots!
That's shapeless.
Look at that, look at that!
It's even harking!
Literally, it's even harking, by the way.
That's actually happening.
What the fuck is happening to these guys?
How are you so bad for your team?
Can't we just have to pick a group?
How is this bad? We're winning, hip shit.
to the jungle. This guy is a pro. He's not. Yes, he is. Yeah, he is. Hold on. No, no,
no, no, this guy is high. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get us with a trifle if off the dome, too.
Fuck.
Bro, Stephen Hawking is on our team.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Wow, I tried to fucking defeat the Athens.
Come on, this part is... hold on.
No, no, no, no, fuck Rosevee.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He's working.
And the Boosa.
Steven Harkin has just used it.
Oh, beautiful, get in.
I've been waiting for two years for this.
Here, save baby, lock the doors and turn the lights down
and execute the air.
Where's he, doc?
Oh, my god, that was actually very beautiful.
I knew it, like a good little path down there.
Get that, I saw you, baby.
No, no, no, no, no.
Me?
What are you doing?
Me.
Me.
That's good.
I swear that was almost the best on my life.
That was so good.
Steven Hawkins playing for ZipRid.
I mean, you gotta miss, I miss as well, I mean, it is what it is.
Hey, Michael?
Man, I'm stopping him at that boost.
It's going in, you have to hit it.
Okay.
You have to.
Yes, X.
Hit it to the left, X, if you can, now.
Oh, but you passed out.
Yeah, but...
You were pretty quick with the reaction one.
X.
That was just flying around for fun.
Yeah, that was the best I've worked with that.
Even Hawking just misses Ryzen, even though they jammed.
We love you, we really play along on this.
No!
You're sleeping with me?
Guys, there's no goalie and we die.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Got it.
Knocked him out of the way, somebody's got to take that.
Yeah
Yo, okay, we need a dolly
No way
You have to. You literally have to.
You have to. You literally have to.
All side.
Mingo.
Goodbye.
Cheers, Am.
That's all.
Obviously, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's move.
Now, we cringe.
We cringe.
We cringe.
Don't go in, son.
Oh the odd one, I think beauty has the odd one, we did a CS, ESEA season, we all have like year-end CSM picks.
Classic.
I got it, I got it.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I missed, defend it now.
It's fine, I didn't.
I'm getting boosted.
You stood barry.
I missed that so bad
He's sniping like what a bitch ass buster
Play on me, play on me
It's the same team as Cassie, he's either
The super sniper
bro come on bro
dude they got they got crab veins we need to cut that thing
nah it's going in
there you go
uh oh this is not good
it is
ummm
how is it gonna touch my ass
we can't let these guys
but it touched my ass
to the idea that holy shit
did you guys know?
you tell them to stop talking to me
alright alright
i mean
a lot of it is in the game
go ahead hit it hit it
i got him so hard
he's so pissed
why am i getting fucked?
okay that was nice
that was nice I'm ready I'm ready are you nice ex okay
spuzzle take a screenshot somebody's gotta go up
I'm not real running you yet
On X, as you...
On X? Triple King?
Triple God! Triple God!
Me!
My God, Jesse, that was kind of beautiful.
Hit it! Hit it for a minute!
It's right in the centre.
Oh my God, dude!
Oh my God, I saw the vision there.
It was supposed to go in with me though, and I just... I don't know.
I got it.
On the doll, on the doll, on the doll.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Oh my god, Jesse.
Go for it, go for it.
Oh, I'm just lagging there, sir.
Tough for us, uh...
That's weird, but I hit him, hit him.
Nice, go next, next, I'll go here baby.
Think.
Good job, Bobo. That was nice though.
Too powerful.
Supposed to get the fuck away from me.
Yeah, he did something to me earlier.
Bumped him.
Hey, the bitch.
Uh-oh.
It's fine.
Nice, X.
I got it.
Okay, he got it.
Oh, somebody get it.
Dude.
Hey, man.
Wait for a gun, over for a gun.
nice no bang hold up
I can do it again
yeah hold up
yes yes yes
it's coming back it's coming back
I mean X you've been proof of this game
I'm Jesse, I don't know how you're just already good at this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The pass is like second nature to this guy.
Did you get your third point?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Like what?
You're all playing so hard.
Sorry.
We had to re-append it.
I wasn't expecting that.
I had to talk to him over the mail than that.
I mean, it happens rarely, but it happens like...
It's okay, it's okay.
You were lagging as well.
I mean, I had to get you to lag the entire game, I should, I should, I should.
I mean, I had to get you to lag the entire game, I should, I should, I should, I should,
It's okay. It's okay. You were lagging as well. I mean, I had to get my entire game. I should I should then my
My choice and then you go to the go to the garage
Not good enough I don't think no this song is hard
Guys I
Did I did I did it the fight with it. I got it. I got it
Nice
Wow, that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm trolling enough.
That's good though!
Oh!
Oh my god.
That's epic.
Okay.
I kind of helped you over there.
You can shoot it back to goal if you want.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
Just see it.
Middle, middle, middle.
Look now, trust, trust.
I was literally born for this.
Oh my god.
I was right that too.
If three people ain't going right, this is just ridiculous.
to hit now. X? No! I go on my go on my go on my go.
I think you actually did better though. I can handle that.
Oh no! Oh no! I'm going to fall! I'll learn! I'll learn! I'll learn!
Nice defense! Nice defense! Attack attack!
Double commanding. Double commanding. I'll play here trust.
I got it, I got it. Am I hitting this light?
My god.
My interest, I hit it!
I'll talk to that, I'll talk to that.
My game! My game!
It's just you, X, X, X!
My game is to AXE it!
X! X!
It's just gold, it literally just gold.
X, are you fucking serious?
No...
Okay, pretty fucking...
I lock in it for 14 seconds.
It's A, that's all we need.
Hello!
It's my first smash in the adhesive game.
game I've never done it before ever
walk in three go down go down now go down now trust I'm here get this and go
down I'm hitting up the wall go go
I'm sorry it's in here it's in here it's not it's not it's not like no I've never shot
This is my first ever clash in the history of my Caluton.
I have never crashed in the history of my Caluton.
Why did I crash now? Explain it to me.
No.
You really want to explain it?
I don't get it though.
So there's possibly a bit flip that went down,
which is, I don't know if you've heard of bit flips,
but it could have taken your PC,
which is like a little material from space that comes down.
that comes down yeah I mean pretty much like like a solo flat
I don't get it though it's like actually that I've never tried before okay so how
much they pay you by the way I guess that's your buddy yet zero go you were
If I get some straight cookie.
Cookies.
You work.
Bro, you're a cookie.
Let's survive tonight.
Let's play cookie.
I'm talking chips too.
I don't know.
Oh, we got to leave the party.
I think it's going to queue up again.
What?
Oh, my controller's not plugged in.
What?
Am I in a game?
Match catchable.
Hey, I went solo.
Good vibes.
My controller's not working for soon.
Oh, I was tabbed out, bro.
I invited you, I invited you, I invited you, I invited you, I invited you.
Yo.
I mean, how are we not climbing it?
Because, um, we're firing the skins, so I'm just gonna say it right here.
Do we need it? Do we change skins and we just stop you real quick?
We should all have the same skins and the same names, so we're looking for it.
Does my skin not go anymore? This was literally it.
Why, why, why do you need it?
Hold on.
I think it might change.
Me?
Please.
Sorry.
Wait.
Thank you for the 18 months.
Can I get you a welcome to the jungle?
I have put a low quality filter back on her.
Come on.
Uh-oh.
Let's open go.
Open go.
That's not even...
It wasn't even good.
Don't even act with me.
Just pretend that they didn't even have it.
No, no, that was good. We're just not walking like I didn't put around this is so annoying
Can I be with you? I haven't heard a single thought
I mean, I did you get around
You go you go
Oh my god, that's it. That's it
Oh my god x that would have been
x I was getting B
Well why am I having a bad deal?
Bad deal?
That was a bad deal
I will agree to that
I will agree to that
Nice
Oh shit
My luck
Freak it's literally freak
I can't
Good job, good job, good job.
I'm gonna do, I gilly thought that we were both not gonna make it to the second squeeze.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Why are you just standing and you are bumming, bumming, bumming.
But it was just me that I hit it and then I hit it.
I have fixed the volume now. I turned it down a little bit too much.
No, I just dodged the shit out of you guys.
Yeah, that was actually good.
Let's get it out, please.
Yo! Oh, it was him.
Guys, I guess.
Uh-oh.
It's bad, it's bad.
I'm not there, I'm not there.
See the dude that was good, we lost the game by the way.
I got it, get him out.
Somebody's in there again, somebody's in there!
Hit that, I'll get the wall, hit it!
I just fucking tumbled like a fuck-sucker.
Oh my god, oh you guys are holding it hard.
One of you guys to play aggressive and hit those balls one of you
I'm going aggressive
I'm hitting off the wall go bro
We're double-connected, bro.
I'm on the side, I haven't played back a little bit.
I got it, I hit back.
Good, good, good, good.
Can I go up there?
No!
Oh my god, I sort of happened to have killed my entire car.
I think it's good, it's good.
Nice save, X.
And I'm going to...
What?
Oh my god, that's beautiful
Oh my god
I mean, that's how we do like guys don't ever
I know, I can ball, I can ball, I can ball
It's the step on
I'm gonna handle him already
I can't
That's bad indeed
Nice one, nice one, good job, good
You can say get back here.
Kill it, kill it, kill it.
Fuck you the first one.
Turn in Zed.
Nice.
Nice X.
Now, I see.
Let's find me an X.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, you next.
That's on me, I thought I had to go through.
I thought it was him.
Jesse burnt together, even though he sounds weird as fuck excuse me.
Nice Jesse, that's open gold.
I was unfortunate.
How'd he win? Um...
This bandage, is that it?
Boom.
What rank are we? We won two in a row now.
No, we didn't... the other game was a lost number.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's fine, we win this one then.
Easy.
Alright.
I need to get to... I better get...
At least class.
I
Jesse skips so I Jesse skips so I Jesse skips so I Jesse skips
Jesse was never real and it's still I mean what climbing
We are great rush week great week your comments change. It looks like fucking said I'll chip please
It is so bad we look fucking brain dead man
They see that you know
That's a nice try. That's a nice try.
I'm gonna get off this car. It doesn't feel the same.
EGX, don't do that, y'all.
What?
That's going in. You gotta go.
Dude, give it to him.
That's just luckin'. I mean, isn't it? I'm luckin'.
I think we're taking too long to get to the first boost. Do this do this
I got going
Good job
Nice
Well, I mean a microphone done, but yeah
faked it
That guy's a piece of shit by the way
Okay, I'm actually a piece for that. No, that's actually hard. No, that's
Look at that though
Look how can you use the high rank spell?
How do you go?
Areola?
That's a good strike rate.
for you. That would be insane! That would be insane! This guy thinks he's so good I'm
going to fucking kill him. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, in the middle, in the middle!
Allah, how did they get faster the middle than you guys? I don't get it. I mean, I mean
No, no, no before you yell at me might watch the lag before you even do a singular let yell watch the lag
I've got you
I
Go ahead that will be oh God miss
Please get it out
And then what the fuck are you going?
I bumped one, I bumped one.
Alright, wait.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, please save that. Please save that for the level, guys. For the level of God.
Get it out, please, guys.
I'm in, I'm in the good.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
Get it out, moff.
That's all you've got.
Get it out, moff.
Pass it to me, I'm mid. I missed it.
I shoot.
Nice, X.
I'm about to run out.
Nice X. Oh my god.
We've got to go back and see.
I'm going to hit up here for them.
Any path to them? That's right.
I'm going to do one of those.
Oh my god. A QX?
I'm going to try to get out of my hole.
What the fudge?
Really?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh my god, that block was- No, Jesse!
Jesse!
It's falling on my hand!
Jesse!
I got that.
We just skip it, just skip.
They don't know how to skip it, we don't know how to do it.
Look at that block, though!
That guy's thing was dumb, it was just a horse, like you literally have to-
Hey, the bikini bottom, he just has a horse.
Come on, come on, look at this.
Like like where is it gonna go where should you be how is Vika about about my reckon threes?
Sorry
Either get a job or run on me little bro. Okay, I think at all yeah
Okay, I think it's a good
We're so good at this game, but we just need to just like, just harmonise, you know?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay back a little bit more, so we don't get scored ever.
Oops.
I need to boost.
Oh my god, beautiful, X.
Nice, that'd be the hardest path for them pretty much.
Oh no, I have that as well.
Guess we have to, sorry, I should have said.
I thought you were an enemy.
Umph.
Nice, that'd be the whole other path for them pretty much.
Oh no, I have that as well.
I guess we got it, sorry, I should have said it.
I thought you were an enemy.
Boom.
It's not that one.
It's a shit.
It's a bot.
It's new, new XU.
Nice.
It's a cam.
Hey, that-
Me? Me? Me?
me me I mean I mean I got it I got it nice I see it's pretty nice I'm gonna hit it I'm gonna hit it
almost
it's a bit you got to save it boys oh nice nice that's it beautiful pants what
I got it, I got it, I thought it was just going in.
No way!
Uh oh, if I can save now.
Good save.
Come on, let's restart it.
Oh good, I don't need it.
Come on, get over there.
Break it!
That was gonna brilliant though!
Mate!
I can make a glitch like that.
just like that we did some drawing was it made
thank you mate oh shit you're like cooking jesse we need to save that save
that x that's you that's you x I'm leaving it nice good job
how are we doing it wait what is what yes you punt it punt it
Oh my god, Jesse.
Oh, nice.
Oh my god, the receptionist!
Oh my god, the receptionist!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I was just in practice practicing that.
I was just in practice doing that.
Yo.
That was fucking heavy.
Add me on Instagram, bro.
Let me just add you on Instagram if you fucking loser.
Listen to that.
I
Can't
I have no reason I can't help
I got it. Oh my god. What a shit. Oh my god
And I decided not to because I know I was gonna get killed at it. I remember
Wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, wait, wait. You actually did good there. I remember
I go
Okay, he's nosy X
Down ahead, I got you. Somebody said that, right?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I need boost!
Oh fuck, I missed.
Get it Jesse.
No, no, no, no.
I'm Jesse.
I'm Jesse.
Access is you, this is you, Access.
Who are you?
Good job.
Nice pass.
Am I up here?
We're kind of, we're committing so I'm going to hit up the wall for you, Lee.
I have no boost.
Nice.
Oh my god, I tried.
I tried.
I saw the vision here.
Uh oh, save it, Jesse.
I'm hitting off the wall.
Take it a little easier for me.
Uh oh.
Alright.
I'm hitting off the wall.
Take it a little easier.
Uh-oh.
Alright.
No.
I mean, I'm doing that.
No, no, it's me.
I fell off the wall.
I fell off the wall.
No, but then look at me.
I'm like, here you go, bud.
Like, what am I doing?
Okay, nobody needs to laugh.
Look, I fell off the fucking wall.
Hey, why do people laugh when you fail?
Like, you are just horrible people.
I don't care.
I don't care.
You know what?
I don't care.
I don't care.
Because they saw you at the gate.
Yeah, it hurts.
It hurts.
Oh, that was the next trailer that you did, right there.
I'll check this out.
Oh, we all are.
In one of these.
Oh, nice, X. Oh my god, that's it.
No, it's not in.
Hit the wall again.
Oh, no. I killed him.
You're the next follower.
I'm doing that a little bit.
You need to find that.
That's you Jesse.
That's you Jesse.
That's right.
I trolled her a little bit.
Get the sex.
You get it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
You left the game, Greg.
Yep, we got it.
You're searching, you're searching.
That's fine.
Greg, Greg, remove your hat.
I'm gonna please you, remove your hat.
No, fuck off.
Greg, remove the hat.
It's just, oh, we went into a game.
We went into a game.
Can you please remove the hat?
It's really bad, man.
Your hair line's bad.
All right, good.
This is why you're all longer, again.
Okay, that's too far
Get it out, get it out, boys
Get it out, it's a shoot, nice
That looks so so aggro those bombs!
Oh my god, just get it in, get it in
That's a pretty insane
Reset, reset, rotate, rotate
Don't take it, come back.
It's nice, Jesse. Good job.
In X, that's you and Jesse. You and Jesse work together.
I'm backwards, I'm going backwards!
Oh my god, Joe, you go.
Go ahead and hit the shit.
I missed.
That's you X.
I'm not gonna hit that. It's underbombs.
Now I hit that.
Fencing it.
How about it?
X.
That's you.
No panic.
No panic.
It's a little large.
It's a little large.
Not good.
Good.
I'd like to see you.
We're playing nice.
We're playing nice.
Commit to that.
Somebody needs to commit to that.
Okay, I got my boots.
I got my boots.
I got my boots.
It's kind of a perfect goal. No, no, no, no, I was thinking it's easy. We had a purple lead. Oh my gosh
That was almost
Take that
You go you go you go you go
Yeah.
Touch bit.
Keep moving.
Get out, X.
Got it, got it.
He's playing with you to just pass it to himself.
I miss.
Fine.
Off this.
I'm hitting it again.
Yep, kill.
Did it kill?
fuck you x i'm gonna get some pretty shit out of there
ouching it? still in there
keep it up there
come in for that
i'll be giving it to you
let me grab that please
nice
that was nice hold on don't it's okay guys it's okay guys we're playing shit
Oh
Hit the ground
Oh my god, no fucking yeah, we're going base. You gotta tell me you gotta tell me if you're gonna go for that. You're right
Save this
All right, we'll bump each other
I mean do that I mean
No, but he's convinced of the ball there. I mean you get into the ball, man
What we do there?
If I commit he's fucking talks if I don't commit I mean I
What we do?
Okay, so you
Nice
Nice Jesse
Hello
That's
I can't, I really can't.
Hey, that's, that's, that's literally the last piece of what I can really tend to do before I do that.
Oh
These kids are so cringe
well brother we thought it's just so it's so cringy it is so cringy
congratulations you're gonna fucking play game
he's not good at all though he's not good at all though
how are we losing these games man
I don't know we're bad than like all these kids
hey you didn't get our fucking shit the gamer
Oh, the bells. We don't do the bells. We don't do the bells. We don't do the bells.
Come on, go ahead. Come on, Jesse.
I get back. Nice. I'm getting used.
I see you, I see you baby. I see you X.
Nice! That's my ball for the Halt.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I see, good see you.
I got it.
Nice, I'm there with it.
I shot.
No, yes, fuck.
That was a really tough game I know.
Sense it.
Sense it.
Nice shot, Jesse.
Nice! I got it.
No!
Got it.
Mid-Wolf.
Sense it.
I got it.
I got shoulder.
Okay, okay.
Don't look.
Is anybody over there against the wall, baby?
Going in a weird way, but you got this.
Nah, I mean I didn't have time. I was going for a cannon hit there.
Fuck off.
Shoot Jesse.
I'm gonna hit it again, I'm gonna hit it again.
Nice.
Are you next?
I can't, you got the first punch.
this is apex legend's intro
I save save it
nice jessie open roll jessie don't worry take your time take your time
one one two zero
I missed
honestly just like just like the dance here
good fucking block
I'm just getting out.
Getting up there.
Tented it.
Shit.
That blue squiz will get up there.
Stop now.
I'm guessing it's all you baby.
Nice try.
Did you actually get to find that full speed?
Bang.
It wasn't full speed but I'm trying to get it.
Not bad. He's gonna hit really center.
Nice.
I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna hit it.
Okay, you're double committed. Sorry.
That's a plane. That's really good for the American.
That's huge.
X, X, X, X.
I'm a little on my roll.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Nice Jesse, a shoe. A shoe.
X, and it goes up a little bit.
You have to finish this.
American, it's like this.
Get back, get back.
I have this, I have this. If anything crazy happens to one, then I missed. I missed it.
One access you baby.
I'm gonna wall walk, I'm gonna wall walk for a bit.
Nice X, good shit.
Oh my god! Hit it one more time!
Hit it one more time.
Nice!
Oh my god!
That was epic.
How the hell did that not go in there?
do that I'm gonna get the deal the way I would have hit the ball there I we
would not have gold there for though that's a huge strike in there's a
lot of people say I missed I did a major pinch major
I
Don't know
He was angled all the time. He didn't even spin it nice Jesse
I'm gonna do some weird thing here
I killed plounder. Let's get it. Get it out, get it out boys. Get it out.
I, I, I, get it out. Nice try X. I got the boost. I got the boost. I am battling
the game. No, nice try. You know, I'm tired. I got it.
It's people doing your go-league mode. I'm so funny.
I mean, I can't stop that. I literally have to, I, I literally have to shake it.
one last
F volume
X X X
nice good save good save brother
get it in X get it in X
GET IT IN X
GET IT IN X
holy redemption art
where I went to the fastest redemption art out there
nice fun spot
nah cause we'll get it like that
big guy he hits a big
Yeah.
Take my pants and take my pants.
And, okay, six seconds.
He needs to fuck around a little bit.
Bang!
I'm good.
Guys, well I went to the 7 in a row now.
Great left match.
For guys, I was like,
Oh you just went for the lobby, and you came.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because I go to the free play.
So I can keep my fingers crossed.
Yeah, give it a hand.
Give it a hand as well, yeah please.
Oh fuck, I'm not doing this.
How much are they gonna pay to give this shit a fucking shit a hat off of a hundred?
No actually no, I'm not gonna do that, I'm not gonna sell out, fuck you.
100k subs.
No, I don't care.
Damn, you good Chad, refuse one mil for fucking not damn holy.
You're so stoic, so fucking him though.
I think it's everything I believe in, just for money.
Yeah, you're right.
I
What are these kids doing nice x I mean, I don't know
Oh, yeah, yeah, we do right that's it. I mean my teammates are fucking fly
I have closed a Latina deep-seeker that is crazy
Now my controller ain't working my brock legit just took over my block is legit just taken over the game right now
I don't know what to do that's on fast mode. Is this good? Yeah, yeah
We at least I think we have a
I'm gonna have it think it's thinking it's thinking. Oh, hold on. I'm worried. Oh, yeah, we're gonna
Yeah, yeah, she hit us right on it. Oh my god, we're being nude right now.
Guys, they have any effect. They're just gonna keep the block too.
Get it out of that place.
They're gonna be abused, abused.
Fuck, he's back. Jesus.
I'm missing. What's happening to us?
I don't want to play anymore, I don't want to play anymore!
X, go leave him!
I can't leave him there!
What am I doing? He's going max range!
It's either!
You're gonna have to confuse it because blue and the enemies are blue.
Oh, bring down some of the mags, are you going to go all in here?
I'm here.
Okay, I mean, okay, so you guys just missed so you wrote it. I hang the ball. Okay. Oh
Shit
Oh, X what are you breaking? I don't need your car is making things go backwards great
I don't know what it is. Yes, why do you rotate when you're still good to the ball like you
You punched me there, you punched me!
You punched me!
I go back because it's you and Jesse and one plus me is Payback.
No, I'm only playing back here!
Okay, okay.
My bad.
Oh, my bad. I'm okay. I don't get any more.
No, I care.
You better not.
Yeah!
And it's this, okay, go for that one.
Nice try, Rachel.
Wait, Rick, that was literally delicious.
Oh, shit.
Oh, we got an FK again, lock it.
He's watching the stream, that's why.
Nice X, good job.
It's swindable.
I'm just, yes, I'm to out, I'm to out, just you know this.
I believe you.
I'm gonna do some funny stuff here, I think.
That's going in our goal.
I got an egg on my head.
You in that?
You in that?
Okay.
Take 10.
2x.
Someone more.
I can't anymore.
We have time.
We have time.
A lot of close calls here.
Okay.
I dodged some though.
Up the wall.
I'm going to meet you middle race.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm gonna meet you Metal Rates.
Yep.
I'm gonna hit a backpedal. I'm gonna hit a backpedal.
CX. I'm not having that.
Sit down for this.
I'm not gonna greet you!
Yes, come here. If you can get ahead of me!
But there, GG!
I stopped it and then...
I looked, just got out of the water.
I'll get it out by the achievements of channel's two regrets.
You got it.
Get it in! Get it in!
You want to know?
40 seconds, three points.
You've done better.
Like this.
Nice!
You're doing right!
Oh my god!
Alright, one more.
One more.
Don't give up, don't give up.
Don't give up.
We never give up, never give up.
Never give up.
Never what?
30 seconds again.
Never give up.
Don't give up, boys.
It's 30 seconds left, we've came back from this one.
Two thousand, praise the air to him.
One fox, wait.
I
Know that we need to hit that shit full on
I just gave you this
Entrasee that's insane. Oh my god, Jesse. I just Jesse who fucking okay, so which would
But no key fucking we're trolling like if we can play like this
Bro that's some super high rated NSL type strike low key.
We should be diamond, but we're trolling, we need to lock in more.
One twenty second choice, winnable.
I got it, I got it.
Good job.
No!
Is she Jesse?
Nice try.
Come Tim.
No, Jesse, we bumped into each other.
I needed to say me. I need to say me. I stopped breathing.
I got it up.
Great, so Jui gots working out!
Hit it please! Please X, keep it up! Keep it up, Buster!
I forgot to breathe and I didn't say me.
We're getting better. We're all so good at the game.
We should be winning more, like, we're all really good.
Like, X is crazy, Jesse does some crazy shit, I'm doing some crazy shit.
Disagreement with diamond diamond in the rock you have to fight through the ranks
You have to fight through these ranks Brian
No, that's because the press email
Okay, I get I can put the reason
Okay, that works
Uh-oh. Axe please.
If there's one, I'm letting you all of you.
Uh-oh. Axe.
It's going in unless you do it.
Oh my god, Axe. What was that phrase last time?
Somebody just crossed the-
Yeah, that's you in the game. It's in the game.
Okay, if you're gonna take a boost, we need somebody to go hit the god damn ball!
Like we're all chasing the ball like dogs
This is why we're losing we're just listening to music for the plague
Those things to you
And I just want you to know I found a reason for me.
Oh my god.
The reason is no...
No I can't deflect, I'm so bad!
No one on the back makes that bitch for work, did he?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I missed I'll go unless you don't commit. I'll try to pitch it out
Okay
If you take the booster, you're stabbing a fucking bitch at me, and you hit the fucking
ball, you plow that shit, suck, take the booster, and go in.
You saying it?
You saying it?
Okay, that was great.
Are you serious?
I haven't said any other day.
It's only me.
It's the song, like I...
Please, change the vibe.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
It's only me!
It's me or Ava?
Okay, we need to lock it. Change the song.
Just change the song.
It's a song like Ava!
Please, change the vibe.
The montage song already happened.
Turn on the live upstair.
Uh, the f*** down on the piano.
Yes, f*** up.
It's a f***ing hit.
Ah, uh...
Pino.
No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I can do my song!
Hurry up, hurry up, kid!
What the f*** is this?
Oh, we play Minecraft, really?
Oh, Fnaticz.
Oh, look at him.
So they're just smurfing, his name is 6-7, but he makes it funny.
Like, it's just numbers.
It's literally just numbers, no?
I don't get it.
OK, that's fine.
Four minutes.
Let's lock it.
He is literally a millionth of a smorner than 6-4-7.
He makes sense.
OK, I'm here for this, and it's me, and it's me.
Put it up there.
Get up there, boys.
I got his moose.
I'm gonna go in. I've been so inactive with those two.
I got it, I got it. High-tech.
Ah, yeah, you hit it with the flip.
Wow.
I went to go get a boot, I can't believe it, tell us.
Yay for me, I won cause, yay for me.
I thought it was bad, but it was good, restarted mid game.
That's a triple kickflip.
I'm sorry if you smell from this game girl, you're a little bad.
You're an absolute fucking disaster per person.
Like, that goes to your own level.
They smart to make themselves built-out.
Yeah, well, they'll never be perfect.
Yeah, of course, they can't play the mini-couch.
It means they're on paper.
It doesn't get extra cute.
My god, please.
They won't be in a 99-zero challenge.
Let's grow up.
Like, you ain't sure.
I mean, that was good.
I actually slipped right in there, like a ninja.
Look at that! Perfect ball for this!
Blah!
Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
I go left!
Yeah, yeah!
I see you, I see you, I see you!
Okay, someone is here!
Oh my god, I can go this way!
No way!
I'll try, I'll try.
Get back here, X-Rash, we can't.
Ah, okay.
It's just pure luck.
It's... these guys take geometry class, like, still to this day.
this day like 30 years old what the fuck that's just pure luck okay you like you
your heart, your heart's stuck champ
so you need to make yourself feel better
you know I'm on this
yeah, exactly, exactly
that was such a crazy game
hey, let's triple commit
we can actually beat that
they're overconfident
leaving yourself real
thank you
thank you, Timmy's head
okay, back at D
I mean, you're not gonna be saying anything.
I'm gonna get boosted. I'm getting boosted.
Can you wall run that?
He missed, he missed!
Yeah, I'm going, I'm gonna fix this.
Nice, nice.
If you do that, if you go ahead and game win the game, I hear it.
I mean, I mean, if we get the ball, I kill 6-7.
It's gonna be smurfing, guys.
I mean, fucking lose it, bro.
Yeah, I agree.
Like, for a while.
Yeah, it's for a really good, like,
lip recess.
It's like, you gotta fucking grab it.
I call them fours.
It's worth it.
He's four.
He's four and he needs to make him some.
Call them fours. Get out.
Wait.
Good game.
Good.
I don't even have to call them fours.
You can really feel the temperature of the room by now.
You can really feel it.
This game's gonna hurt tomorrow when you have to wake up at 6.30.
Yeah, and it's like, it's freaking freezing cold,
and his fucking joints won't work,
Because they're fucking frozen solid any age bro, and he feels he got my arms, right?
It's coming out of bed. It's fucking pussy dog shit
Just go flip a burger, sit my balls, and we're like fucking fucking the loser cut fuck you
Make me a cigarette, make me fucking make me some food, bitch
Fuck you
Ha ha ha ha ha
That was aggressive
this weird over here and it's just perfect it's perfect you have to finish I
tried I was a little bit just you no I don't know
I tell you nice to see you somehow that's right here nice pinchecks yep
I'm hitting up the wall just kidding. I don't mean to joke in the middle of playing my bad.
Okay hold on, did you hit that? Get it?
Nice free. Almost almost.
I'm trying to out boost this one.
Look job X. Keep it in 3 baby, it's still up there. Get on the dress.
Get up there Jess, that's where you Jess.
Yeah, that's all you! Too easy!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
That was beautiful, Jess.
Now, do you see how we're playing against people on every level destroying that flag?
They're not smirking.
I thought you guys, I'm like, go all the two!
Hard.
Is that what you know to know? Go all two, I'm like three inside and there was yours.
Do you wanna? I'm just playing that. I'm just playing that, please.
Whoa, I got a huge traffic jam.
Yeah, well, everything is gonna get a mess, though.
Actually, X.
Max Jets?
He just went through.
I might be holding a weird way.
Can you finish that?
Yeah.
My god, X.
Hey, what's the whole thing?
SSL.
And this was...
XXL, maybe.
That's fucking SSL.
I hit it with a fight.
I'll wait.
Yerrr.
Look at X.
SSL.
No.
Nah, that's huge.
I guess I'm going to die this time.
Blood, blood.
Right, right, right, right, right, go!
Please stay on time, it is the turn.
Execute the animal.
We've got to get him out.
Oh my god, that's a sick-
Get him out, get him out, get him out.
Please get him out.
Well, well.
Nice, nice, we've got him.
Never forget about the double jump.
The double jump fits everything.
like this
that is a fucking 1G
oh man they do get the top bomb in the head there
go
that's such a flat
what flat
oh my god
it's a fucking 1G
it's a fucking 1G
oh my god
look at that
look at that clip
oh
and then
and then look at that
the flight
boy
I mean this is a diamond scene.
What we do?
Go ahead dad.
Hello?
In the back?
Yeah I'm here.
I'm hitting that like crazy.
Okay I got it.
I got it.
I made him.
I made him.
I made him.
It's for me.
Yeah.
Yeah I lost the ball.
I missed.
I dribbled him.
How did he.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck out my face bitch. I got it. I got it. Yes. I will ride
Oh my god, I actually was in oh my god. Oh my god. No
Look at that. That's right over here. You just you practice that move. Yeah, that's practice. Yeah
Let's practice makes perfect at that point. Yeah, I mean before fit hold it
hold it
Yeah, the match has he can't
Like a one G second one G
I love this map, by the way, I love this map, by the way, I love this map, by the way,
That's one of my favorite maps.
Nice X.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I had a better plan for it. I didn't just do it. I thought it would be something else.
I figured that would be nice. I thought I'd get on the back top.
Uh-oh.
Wait! I must have just scored the ball!
I mean, it didn't look like it was coming.
He sounded like he was in a bush.
good to go
be me
oh
oh
so I say you fucks
save that hand
oh
I got the in X
X
Jesse
Jesse
she X
good
I'm up there with you
Oh
That's a horrible pinch
I hate it. I hate it. Well, I do get rewarded with some bullshit. I hate this game
It shouldn't get pinged like that reset reset
She gets nice good as an episode
I'm going.
Get it out, boy.
Here's you, X.
That was huge.
I'll try.
Let's go.
Get it out.
Get it out.
Get it out.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
That's huge.
That's huge.
You see, who are you?
We're bowling these silver scrubs.
He's a diamond, I guess.
I mean, we should be at least high-flying if not diamond.
Fine.
That's great.
It's not bad, it's not bad, it's fine.
That's great.
It's you. Yes.
Thanks.
You got this? Nice.
I found that all, I see.
It's okay. Get it up there. Yes.
Oh my god, beautiful. I can't even pick that yet!
I tried it you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the top hat that's called I call it anyway
I see it on the tiktoks you know if you top hat that and then bang but it is
sometimes it's all too fast you gotta do like this
I lost my health at once, I found out Jesse was back in the stream with fear of my depression
working hard.
guys I'm also here
yeah Greg is back in the fog
again again again
yeah come back
I have no boots because that's like weird
yeah I can do something
nah I can't
I don't have any
oh what?
I was just giving a hike
you heard okay great I tried I mean this guy huh oh my dude what are these
balls are just like fast gumballs let's go on it
oh my god eggs get it fuck me rockin gbt
come on jessus you know x is good at uh I got it I got it oh never mind you
dribble in my head okay that was you got it man that was let me have it let me
have it yeah I never trust me there I'm gonna trust me eggs I see let me have it
You gotta trust me.
Bro, I saw you had no speed there!
No, I had boost, I had full boost.
Wait, but you hit it there though.
Yeah, I did, I fucking...
Wait, but you hit it there though.
That was your hit?
I mean, I missed, guys. Stop it, I missed.
I know, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Just, just, just if we trust each other's goals, even if we fail.
Okay, I trust that, I trust that.
It's nice to see the boys back.
Three, I've only got one thing to say.
Take off your hat.
Now.
Okay, fuck off with that.
No.
Yeah, I'm going.
Uh oh.
Hex.
Just can you somehow.
Yeah.
I mean, I have good to listen.
What are you doing?
For Hex.
Yeah.
Can you hit this for long?
I got it.
Nice Hex.
I'm here now. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
I got both of them.
I tried.
X.
No.
It's fine.
That should be it.
Shit.
That is nice though!
I hit it with a side, side car.
car. It's actually beautiful. And now we just win it. We just keep it. Keep our composure.
There you go. There you go. You go right. You hit that pull-up pull-up. I don't have
Oh my god, these guys are trash, I'm just going to say it.
You know what, I'll take it.
Oh, Laura.
It's a good variation.
And three-four.
Oh, I can just really, how's he near me?
I saw nothing at the top, my reunion with my father after 11.
I think the boy is very bad at the game, okay?
He's pretty close.
Yeah.
Yes.
We'll have to have you back.
Now what they and people are like that aren't smurfing from the champion trying to make themselves.
I'm gonna make this up.
Why is there a bronze?
Well, fuck it. We just got grind through the mud, get out of the mud, and then we'll start playing people back.
I heard Elo hell right now. Hey, it is for this.
Yeah, these were bronze ones though.
Yeah, this is how it is.
Oh, you're going so fast.
That guy looking like he might know his story.
It's hard to come back to ask who is Jesse.
oh no sorry can i do this yes sir that guy's good what about careful then bokeh
bokeh oh beautiful x careful oh i don't have this i don't have any boost okay i got a little bit
And then, that was huge.
Oh, that is tough.
This is tough.
Good job, boys.
I got no speed on my uppers.
Good X.
Keep going, X, keep going, X.
Grab the boost, keep going, X.
I'll show you.
How the fuck is...
Oh, shit.
Oh my god!
We can't put the mini-dot on it!
It's true.
Look at me.
Yes.
Yes.
That's how we do it.
That's why we do it.
You saw that with the ass?
Oh.
Okay.
That was a tough one.
I agree.
You're the one.
I got boosted.
I skipped my tries.
I'm gonna have to decide who to save Jesse for a turn.
I try to be as overcycled as I could to see Jesse return.
Go for that, go for that, go for that!
Come on, I'll shoot you X.
Come on, let's set up.
I'm in here with the first one.
I can't, I'm going to check.
Yeah, this guy's dumb.
Nice save, man.
Not that, not that.
Now you talk.
Excellent use of...
Go, go, go, go, wait, let me see, let me see.
What am I doing?
I'll let me wall it, let me wall it.
what a macho wolf, what a wolf
he's walling it, he's walling it
gotta get ready for the setup
oh my god jesse
after top?
yep, behind him a snack
oh yeah
dude, hold my fucking guard, that's on me
he's going too fast, there's nothing else
still up there, still up there
oh beautiful punter it's beautiful
me
and then fall, fall, fall, fall, fall
fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall
boom
nooo
I think it's about the shock that I spent the last time doing today
that's an SSL for sure
at least
I mean if he's gonna sit in our pole at least help us
why is he sitting there?
he made me think we had a goalie
what the fuck is that?
Let's focus back.
They have bad things to do.
Yeah, let's go.
No eyes, I don't know about that.
We'll write it.
I think it's still to the right. Just keep following me.
Okay, I'm in.
Literally.
It was pretty master class though.
Yeah, it was pretty nice of us to set up.
I
Saw it I saw it. I guess that's maybe something middle here. Nope
Going
The trucker that you're learning. Yeah, please please no more that no one's ever I was crazy. Oh
Oh my god, she spoke to me.
That's great.
Yes, sir.
We're getting better.
We're getting so much better fast.
Yeah, yeah.
Something's happening.
Get a beautiful voice, actually.
I think your voice is like an angel.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, man.
Your goals are absolute.
Get a beautiful voice back, and you can't take the hat off, no?
I think your voice is like an angel.
Thank you, man. Thank you, man.
Your goals are absolutely like LeBron Den's and his prime.
Shit.
Oh my god, he's just in the solo.
Fuck, man, I should have just went back and knugged him.
Have to get that dressy.
That's what it's about.
I mean, I was prepared for that, but then he can't.
I shouldn't have committed but I was like a backward.
I should dribble later and dribble too early and get my chance to react.
It's good, it's good.
Or Demogulium on the air.
I'm double committing here.
This is great, man.
Nice strike, man.
You're too slow.
I mean, it's it's on me. I didn't think that I was going to be able to do that. That's
me. Nice. Don't play. I mean, I changed angles. I thought it would hit it. I mean, you always
don't go sooner. They're going to hit rumbles. I mean, you're going to, I mean, I can't go
Yeah, the fact that they're nests, like it's just brain dead, yeah, I mean, it's the mombra.
I mean, if you say no, you're wrongs, I mean, you're wrongs there. It is what it is.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Good, good, I got this.
Oh, I need to get slow on that.
Get into it fast.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wow, no way, right?
And we win.
Guys, guys, we win.
I want you to be more careful at the goal line.
Like, these are hitting balls that are really dumb.
No name will be named.
It's great.
Are you serious?
I think you're serious.
I need you to not hit those balls that go in the air.
Like, either ground balls, or something.
I mean it in the boat bouncing a helmet terrible
Okay, you say no names you say nothing. Don't say no. I have one last name on them
No, thank you Jesse, but as I visit it go drinking okay now. Just get a goal like are you really gonna fuck with me?
You try to talk about the way to
and she tries to punch him on the head
no no no, I've seen you for a long time
I'm trying to punch him
come on
where's my gun?
where's my gun, please?
my Torax
what's that sound?
get back there, fast, fast, please, fast, please
come on
my gun, my gun, I got it just
I want to just get it out of the pool.
Get out of there, get out of there.
Nice.
Let me smack, let me smack, let me smack.
I'm gonna do like a weird pinch from going down.
You guys, take care of that.
Uh oh, yes, yes, you have to get this dress.
I'm gonna take off, take off your pants.
Beautiful, beautiful.
We've been asked before, but I have to leave soon.
I wish.
I'll talk about this fucking man.
I'm never taking it off.
That was literally inspirational.
I
Mean I'm gonna worry this
Like one of the top of the top of the top the third. Oh, yeah problem with the cars. We are what?
Hit the fucking ball god then it
You fucking fat fuck great Jesus Christ
I don't get it
Okay, you got it. I almost took the weirdest one hit the ball
Very bad, okay good saved it
Good shit you saved it. I'm dead
Oh
Wow
Oh my god, I'm going up, but you've got that first hit it hit it this guy sucks. Oh
Man
X, you can have to stop bumping into me, you big, moose freak.
That was beautiful.
I'm not letting it go over there.
It's weird.
It's good.
It's fine.
It's getting really weird.
Oh, I'm weird.
Just don't let them have this at all.
Nice.
Go smash that!
He's bouncing on walls and stuff.
Get an X, let's shoot.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, you see that?
Yeah.
That was legit.
Yes.
Think.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Voice.
Maybe.
None of them committed those dipshits.
Yes.
Oh, guys.
You're just alone out there just fucking around.
Get about.
Uh-oh.
I have no boost.
I'm gonna do something funny.
I'm just going for pads right now.
Got it.
Pinched it.
Centred.
Get it in.
One pinch.
That's serious.
I just have zero boosts.
That's something.
Oh, hold on.
I see a line.
I see a line.
Hold on.
I see a line.
I'm going to pinch.
Get it in.
Right over here.
I'm ready.
Great.
Here.
Great.
I tried it.
I tried it.
It was very fast ball.
It was very fast.
Nice, nice Jess.
Right through them.
Just get it.
Just do it.
Oh, of course he's just there.
Our ball still.
You're just goalie.
That's not really...
Oh, I saved.
I saved it.
Save it.
Save it.
It's a real goalie.
Oh, I just messed up.
I didn't come back.
They're amazing though.
I'll send them to goalie all the time.
Do you hate when you go for an error?
They hate when you give an aerial, you just awkwardly backflip, just out of nowhere, that's the worst.
Oh my god, they're just dribbling out there.
Get the boost, get the boost to get that.
Thanks.
As long as that's done.
Get it in there, get it in there, thanks.
We'll ride it.
Thanks, that's a good one, leave a shout-out to the fans out there.
I haven't worked while I'm scavning him.
AYYY GOD.
What punch there?
I couldn't punch it, I had no boost.
Punch it.
I don't hear that.
Aw, that was fast.
Nice save there, that was a beautiful recovery.
Thank you man.
For now.
Yeah, it should happen.
Off the dump! Off the dump!
Fuck! I'm drunk! I'm drunk!
More dump! More dump! More dump! Help!
Nice that I got this crap.
Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
Watch that! Full head up!
That should be it. That should be it.
That should be in.
Ah, the exciting part.
Ah, lemme do this.
Yeah.
I'm going to live again.
No, no, no.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I mean, they pinched off of both.
That was fucked real.
Okay.
I'm pinching it.
Yeah.
Ah, I pinch.
I'm dribbling.
I got it.
I got it.
2x.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
fuck it
I'm done
that's great
watch out
okay they fucked up they fucked up go go go go
I'm him
I'm him get it in
oh what my good gracious me
sweet bulls and fire
uh oh
somebody please
we're off quickly
Yeah we lost.
I bumped him.
We're going crazy shit here, unless I do it.
We're good, we're good.
Fingal, Fingal, Fingal.
Now go for the ball, now go for the ball.
Go for it man, go for it. I'm sick and tired of it. Just go for it man.
Oh my god X.
X.
X.
You're just flying in the air just for the fun of it.
Just going.
Literal twisty twisties.
He's straight twisting on it.
I mean, it was a free goal, I was a free goal, but then I lose to the ball.
I mean, what was your score when you played goalie?
Buddy, buddy, buddy, I lose to the ball. What did you do? You missed the ball.
Bang, that's a pinch and a half. Honestly, no free, lucky.
Astro's back, he just drove the match.
Low creep for real.
Low creep.
I'm coming I mean what?
Ready after what?
Do not.
Oh my god actually you're like kind of dying a bit Loki.
You say a lot dude.
Leave it, leave it.
I know I'm not the one you guys both did back and then you both went for the ball.
Because that's what we do.
I did not go for the ball.
I've been sitting in the goalie and I've been waiting for the ball to go to the goal so
I can hit it out.
But then you made me speak so that I can't do both at the same time.
You were either deep fucking ass all in their goals or back both in the goal.
Somebody's got to be mobile!
I just threw. Locked in. Alright, enough to know.
We have fun. Let's lock in.
It's me. Okay.
It isn't Jess.
I'm seeing that, Jess.
Nice save.
Nope, nice X, open goal, open goal.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
How did I not kill though?
That's me.
Oh, good job X.
Good boy, get it in.
I had to do it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
that's the use of lead in the arena
No, I mean
That's my man that's QCO
Save that?
Thanks, what are we doing?
I mean, if we're talking about WWE, I would save John Cena multiple times
Again, I'm docking back after this, please
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I have to do homework for tomorrow's exam
Wait, really? Is that bad?
Great guys get the lock in I think we suck like the song on a pizza and it's baby really
Do we have been listening the same song turn on the YouTube
Okay, that was so gross
What's that?
You mean 07?
09?
Yeah, 07.
Listen to this one, listen to this one, send it.
I feel like I'm blasting her.
Oh, she sucked.
No, nobody's touching me.
Nobody's sucking me.
Okay, is there any need for that?
me need for that someone could suck it one day yo yo yo already one more time
I still haven't probably shot the younger to me remember whoa whoa whoa whoa
We're good, we're good, we got a hit tree.
We need a captain here.
Me?
I'm gonna go in?
Hey, little Captain Jack.
Where you got to go, Ella?
Why did that guy decide to jump?
He has a pine?
What?
I'm just lost, the blame is mine, and you face us, you can see that.
You don't need this.
Oh fuck, are you in the house after this?
You can see us after this?
I just don't know why Dash is a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
He's a cat.
I have an announcement about this.
Did you just say it's out?
It's not just virtual one, I'm gonna leave it to you right now.
Hey fellas.
Try it.
You guys take boost and do nothing with it!
I'm so tired of this!
Oh I'm up for it.
Let's not say any names.
And let's not create any fingers, but if we did create a finger and we did say a name...
It was the... it was one-hands-handed, did you see? One-hands-handed!
Oh, okay!
I might as well...
I just...
How did we get this?
Oh, come on, I'm not being a-something there.
I'm not going to...
Nice?
That's crazy.
I'm not even raging yet, like, I haven't hit the ball yet, no one hit the ball yet.
Nobody, nobody on each team.
Oh, this is a problems game, we should
We're good
This is rough I hit one now. I hit the guy that's gonna go for it. This is genuinely the worst pain
I have ever felt anyways, thank you excuse me for being a kind of a streamer. Dude get that's fucking my face
He's like I just broke up
Excuse me, man, I'm sick of what what the fuck
Ah, yeah, that must have happened!
You mind if I call you Cameraman?
No!
Nah, it's very better, it's very better!
It's not as bad as it looks.
I was just kidding, mate.
That's very good.
I know, I'm just guessing around with you, I love you, so...
That's what friends do, they just mess around with each other.
Oh
You're just gonna kill me at a time like this
I got it. I got it.
I got it.
You actually had it.
You actually just hit it.
Like I don't know.
So it's like.
You're not batting.
You're so stupid.
Holy shit.
Your score is so high.
Yo. Yo.
So, you done check?
My score, you're so tired.
I'm as out as that.
I'm as out as that.
The score in this game means nothing, you want to tell you why?
Because it is the those who commit to the balls that make the ball sameable, that they
still get no points.
The one who touches the ball, doesn't actually do anything to it.
It's the one who committed to the ball that made him hit the ball that they could all
equip.
That's not like you said that Bruce Lee made that up.
Fuck you!
Who are you talking to?
What the fuck are you talking about, Bruce?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we're better.
Alright, fuck him.
That was my fault.
Reeves, if you ever run out of the battery, you're both so bad.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm old and 33 years old. I didn't say that.
When are you getting a wife and kids in?
I don't know. Wow.
Again, are you the woman here?
There's a little odd, sorry. It was a little odd for me.
You already have a wife, just get kids. Why are you talking about me?
Guys?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Have you still got it? I mean you hit it. How'd he snake that?
Look at this, look at this.
I watch, you can tell he's watching the stream, he's watching.
How'd he hit that?
Alright, that was what I was doing.
There you go.
I just need to find a rake streamer though and then I'll marry her
That's bad news though
Why?
This is just bad news
When I single ready to mingle
Wow
I mean, what I was gonna be doing in there.
I was like, I was like, oh my God, I'm so bad.
Stop.
I'm looking at.
Oh my.
The deep black shot.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
S.
LeBron.
James.
Rinaldo.
Prime.
Back over to me.
Yo, yo, that's Justin from fucking Sweet Fighter Prime, that's Optimus Prime.
Brother.
that is fucking hard
Are you fucking serious you bumped me
Oh, he's coming. Hold on. Hold on. He's there. He's there.
That guy hit that pretty quick. I'm not gonna count
Oh, we're good. And then we lost
oh here we go I'm gonna oh smack that good good good on the floor
and that gave me some more
hello that's UTM oh never mind I went to get out of your way and I was
I
They suck ass dog shit
Well, you did the ball
I'm not getting now
I'm gonna hit this on the wall
Thanks
Boost bro, okay, you took three boosts in a row. I didn't want anybody. I keep what you took three boosts and did jack
fuck all dog shit
Can we stop
Great, what are you doing?
No way, man!
I had to...
I
Do
I don't hit one eight like one microphone. I don't hear anymore. What's up, is that better? Yeah
Yeah, you were literally one fucking decibel
No, you're gonna stop it. That sounds good. That's not good
I'm so bad. I've been washed.
So, guys, I was going to ask you for the block, it's all good.
Go next, go next.
She made it weak.
She made it weak, she made it weak.
I'm with him, I'm with him.
What are you doing there?
Fuck, no I'm not.
Hello, Felix and Shaq. My name is Slapdumus Prime. We are a race of cybernetic degenerates
from the planet Cybertron.
Chatslub, I need your help to defeat Megaslub, leader of the effect icons.
Um...
Oh, ew, ew, don't say that.
The what?
Oh my god, the cat! The cat hit it!
I was looking at you in the air that I missed I was just looking at the course it just pinches
Oh
My god
Your piece your piece take hit it far now. Oh my god. You're still here. I'm out. I'm out. It's
Wow
No, we need to get one in
No, I try to do an air thing and I'm just
all right we're done now boys yeah we were we fell off it was really hard
what did we get to from the end let's check
I have to go 3 and I ranked down I'm about them 2
I ranked 3, division 2
ok I got a check
how's it going son?
I'm at the deadlock though I'm at the deadlock though
I mean I haven't I'll play deadlock but I'm so dissed
you see I'm so dissed that it's like
I'm so dissed that it's like
I'm trying to play it, I'm never playing it.
Yo, do you guys ever use Deadlock?
I've never played.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I can play, but I'm not gonna play with the absolute moves.
I've never played League of Legends over Deadlock or CS.
Uhhh, I'm not, well...
I got Platinum last season, I'm just gonna keep it a buck.
Oh yeah, I got him wrong.
Alright, well, thanks.
What the fuck? I didn't even get invited to Deadlock yet.
Deadlock? Wait, wait, how not?
I'll install it. I'm down. I'll install it.
I mean, X is actually like a crazy good rank.
That's what I'm saying. I'll play with you, but I'm straight, dick.
I mean...
Fuck. Jesse, you play with him, and I'll hop out and he looks as late as possible.
I only enjoy seeing how much he says, ah, maybe...
What the fuck?
Yes, this is just like a cashier.
You gotta play in the ESEA season.
That's the thing, you gotta actually get into a season
and actually care about it.
You've never played in the ESEA season.
Yeah, I mean, ESEA is fucking washed up.
No.
Yes, isn't it FaceIt?
Is the way to do it now, I get that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, but it's the ESEA League
and FaceIt owns ESEA now.
They are pretty good.
That's why it's Pog.
Yes, all the FaceIt people are on ESEA, it's combined.
But I'm in stone.
I mean, although some alligators are low-key, well, I'm down with that. I'm fucking just always down for
Yeah, I'll play it. I'll pick it back to you. I've got ten hours in that game
Yeah, it's fine. X is really good at it
Yeah, I said that but I don't actually want to play it
Thank God
Holy shit
I just want to make a conversation or I try to sound like I was open to play some games whatever
But just a hard catch I can't believe anymore. Yeah, I I mean really what don't you like about counter strike?
It's just gonna slow. It's gonna like you're gonna stuck in this game with some other suckers and you
Feel like sometimes you guys have a hostage in a lobby for a while like it's snow
But you have to be troll you troll them right?
Yeah
just play deadlock if you're likely addicted
dude I actually love it like I don't think I'm gonna enjoy it but I actually enjoy it
like I'm actually getting a high rank fast
I mean now I'll learn deadlock
off stream or on stream and just figure out and then we can play another day
so I don't want to play when I haven't even played a singular game
of what? of the looming? I've never played a singular game now
I mean I can shoot things but I don't know any of the mechanics work
I
Can definitely guys want to do a Sky Island Minecraft mod let's play with 54 episodes
54 episodes
Like
That's actually kind of content. Oh
100%
Yeah, yeah first Sky Factory if you want to get crazy with it
I want to see our old world real quick. I got to watch the latest episode like we actually were cooking
We were just finished with doing the bamboo on the left side with the tree
You were doing you were doing the simulation while I was doing the the grain on the right side
And then and then we were going into the nether and we had to find that certain material and it was so hard to find
And then we kept getting our items and that deep down the lava because we could dine to the lava
But the items were downstairs in the fucking graveyards, and then we wrote in dams like bro
This is kind of getting boring and then we never played it again. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, so we got me like a
Hundred episodes at one up to at three
Upload it on you got to get the intros you got out of the skins right you got ahead of the hey everybody
How's it going into David we play some Minecraft sky factory with XQC?
What's up with it? We must be pretty interesting. We're doing some extra mobs. It's gonna get crazy in a minute.
I had this guy called Lidlis Jeff on my, like, who is this guy on my playlist?
Probably young Jeff.
Like, who is that?
I love you right now.
I literally just, I deleted everybody and just added a few people.
But he's got that thing that they use on girls on Twitter, that picture, when their eggs are drying up.
Yeah, but who is it though?
I never knew what that was. Is that what it is?
Yeah, it's like my girl. Yeah, yeah.
Every girl, every streamer girl that's above the age of 28 just gets one of those dropped on them at least a once a week.
Oh, I thought it just felt like your time is coming. I honestly had no clue.
Nah.
Get married.
What does 6.7 mean?
Nothing.
Like at all?
It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean anything.
I'm gonna get Vegas to teach me deadlock. That's what I'm gonna do the other day.
Hey, what's a gap?
Dude, you should play with Vegas. That guy's fucking crazy.
yeah but I don't think he's waiting well I'm trying to get the last
waiting by myself I'm just playing I'll play a game I see guys just want to play
DC Universe online just get into like a crazy guild let me check it DC Universe
online we have been waiting for Jesse for so long we have been waiting for
Jesse what is that we have been waiting for Jesse for so long we have been
I'm waiting to play roleplayers like army men and just shoot things in what whole fast. Oh, I love that
I just all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Amen fire
Let's see. Do you want to? Oh, what's the other one? How let loose?
2023 and I'm gonna see
Lethal company Polly Bridge
Phasmophobia
Hyper jam ultimate chicken horse EA. Oh my god. We were playing the soccer game
We were going so hard with that with our goal that EA sports
No, no the other game. What is it called again? Oh?
I
Don't remember I can't
Rematch rematch. It's actually good
spy party
Tricky towers classic Terraria playthrough classic
Let's just gamble fuck it
I'll be a little bit later
Fuck it
Shots Johnson this new hero is gonna be out under this araca like it's just a soraka like I'm not stupid
I'm not falling for this shit. Isn't there like a new long drive that's good or something?
No, I mean it is gonna whatever. Oh
I'm like this go on this score this way. Oh, yeah
I want to figure it out. I'll play a game while we're talking about it.
Yeah, I'm looking at my 2023 catalog.
Black Ops 6 Easter Egg. That's huge.
Valheim? I never even played Black Ops 6.
I
Didn't actually enjoy it, okay?
I
I'm not gonna I'm not paying to play the same game that I'm gonna play for one week and get like I
You can't trick me that many times dude. You can only trick me nine times. Not sure like yeah, I mean
Yeah, what is it always in the abrahams like I put a bunch of people above them five years
with them and they give me always in the abrahams I am so fucking tired I don't I don't dislike
abrahams it always in the abrahams
Dread hunger I think that was a sponsor
the hunger yeah I think it was the game with the boat that was like among us we
just got sniped for 30 minutes and then shut off I can't simulator I am all fit
I'm even like I'm playing golf in real life like I'm gonna be crazy at golf it
well what all you mean you gonna pop up
I go golf in 18 holes that's like a whole day no
no it's like maybe two and a half hours two hours max
I go with old men but they're all really fast
they all get their shit and just go
where are you playing vandems at the golf course
no no I play with a group of like 60 year old men
My stepdad and like his friends. I was wondering just why don't we go accept the random people to try against them?
Like I go off them. Uh, no, it's not wanting to accept them some golf courses
They'll have so many people backed up that like combine people together
What is proper well, I should have fucked it
I mean that I didn't have that I was not I was I was I was being general
I don't know anything about this game, but it looked like you made a bit of an extension there
but
But I mean I mean I did but the values that I'm playing through recent memories and I was more familiar than I wanted
Yeah, when you come to Miami though like low-key a golf stream would be
I'll get a beret
Bro, that would be crazy
Go go for friends. Have you played that game before? Yes
Yeah
We do wages with what billions and then scam them when we don't
Speedrunners how do you know what warms revolution?
What's the good worms better worms WMP, right?
Oh
I got a laptop, I'm just gonna back off and see if I can get a job.
Yeah, I got a laptop, Sam.
I was a Roomba, had a club and I was just going around backing the floor and I saw the
green shit I've ever seen before.
I ain't never got a VR again.
I like having a rec room and trolling the kids, it's so funny.
I wish I could stream it, I'd have not streamed it.
But it has a lot of ammo chat, no?
It's no desktop, though.
I could say this, it's such good content.
I think I made like a kid cry once.
Like this guy is like a million ammo.
Hock.
Hock?
I feel like it's like a door that you can lock people in and out and I kept locking them out
and I'm saying you're not allowed in and he was crying in his dad's head.
switch off is if it's gonna make people upset
I need help bleeding out
if anybody's played frekrim there's that one
bit mini large restroom
are you giving?
I go in VR chat, I have a diarist skin
where I'm diarist in real life
and I just walk up to people in the mirrors
oh yeah, I'm with that
can you just leave us alone? we're just trying to snuggle
I'm just kinda like sitting between them two little ghosts
there's two of them in VR chat
I love invaded people's personal things like yeah, what are you guys are you going to the sleep room and you just scream
There's there's like lobbyists when people are just sleeping in the idea. I know you just screamed on the lobby
It's so weird that they sleep the heads up on how how do they do that like there's people that sleep in VR for a month
Like they don't get out of it. It's like it's like a why is my teammate not playing like like I'm one between
We have in this bitch. I'm what you're doing
Like where is he she support the LL so was always against it more than
I've slept in discord calls that low key that's not that bad
I just like when I sleep I just want to just be a little bit
I don't want anyone fucking on about me I don't want any noise I don't want people yapping
I don't want anyone going on I watch Dragon Ball Z what if says I go to bed by salad saying
I watch like what if Bardock had Ultra Insta I wondered who won those videos I was on a
It's me. I watch it. I'm such a dragoball. Whenever a new dragoball thing is announced, I go full-off to the mode and just watch anything that's any dragoball available.
Every single time. I go replay Gatorade, I go get Ludickeys 3, and I'll play for the Ludickeys. I mean, that's what happens.
When I was a kid, I used to watch old men fishing carp on the TV to fool suit.
Oh, yeah, I watched Bass Fish.
Yeah, like, it's gonna be like Bass.
My teammate is AI.
I'm gonna go fishing.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, fishing videos, if it's done by the right people on TV, like,
fishing videos are so relaxing to watch.
You just sit there and fish.
Yeah, I like to watch the camping people.
There's a guy that has, like, two dogs.
And he camps with, like, his dog.
And there's, like, survival stuff.
And he has a dog.
He's not like, funny for their food.
There's the outdoor boys, but
Well, he came back a little bit and he also actually did something super cool he has like a buddy
I'm probably gonna say the shot guy. I think it's like a buddy with cancer or something and he
Linked his channel to his channel and did a video on his channel to get him revenue
It was just legit like he came out of retirement to do it. It's like kind of crazy. Oh, yeah
I'm I'm I'm the old
Yeah, yeah other boys that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, shoot it. Oh, he's a hero, bro
And people shit talking like bro literally bringing out snacks. It's like he's building a fucking igloo. Yeah
Let him eat some fucking
Saltine crackers for you. Yeah. Oh
When he does the honey
Is honey butter like really dude?
Get the honey from I don't see any bees
and that that's what they have that's me but I would come up there
it's always the people that have never left their house as well yeah that's what
we do fucking pussy literally fucking pussy eating their Doritos I'm going to
runes we should do we should do we should all go out to the Atlantic and
stream and survival fish in the ice makes
He's leaving the fighter
Listen, I haven't been up. I don't know if it's flat all around so I go up and see if I'm much it and to rise then I'll tell you
Oh, no way. No way. No, you're not now. You're just loving. No, that's chapter
I mean, he's he ain't going off blind faith. Yeah, you ain't going off that post. Oh, he needs to
Let me just see for my own eyes is that like fair I can I just see if it's my own blood?
Can I just see for myself?
I think that's fair.
Yeah, that's very fair.
This IN chat said there was a pretty good question on the question.
Hey, okay, but can I get my M3?
I'll mine as well.
You don't need to prove everything, right?
Other people can prove those to you.
Like, that C4 exploded.
If you put it in your mouth and then light it.
Actually, I don't think that would actually make slumber.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
I know what you're saying. Good example.
Yeah, I don't think you light C4.
I think it's like an electronic charge.
What? Is that the same thing?
You know, you know, you know, you know, you should test it like it's like, uh
This game's right hand peek and you can't switch sides. Yeah, that's
I don't like swapping the sides. That's why I can play arcane. There's no way to go for that shit
If you left peek you're at disadvantage
Yeah
this is your whole body before you even before you anything
so you have a smart what you used to say
that's really back in
yeah back in
don't say that's a vegas
so just chill
look at the back
oh shit you can cook
my support
I mean she just got it
I mean you'll cook in the middle of the key
have any more late presence
if I hold that pocket you just told me
Oh my god, that's it, that's it, that's it, wow, hey, oh, where's your support?
Behind you as much as she can.
They got the fuck out of there.
Yep, yep, yep.
He's the guy with the horns.
Yeah, he's the hellboy.
I
Like cowboy and Thor from Marvel Rhymes, right? Yep
What does that do by the way that like if you are a lot a lot of stats
Like see that with it. I got 4% of women then it will present above an edge and a bunch of other shit
Oh, wow, have it stays with the entire game. So like it's like one of the only stats is like that that goes crazy
I'm not gonna be able to find this game.
Then he is as you can.
Wait, what?
They announced the game mission.
I don't know.
I feel like I understand what you said.
I said something about like hitting it for the points or some shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Elden Ring Online multiplayer.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I'd be honored for that.
Oh, that one didn't hit.
It was like that one up. I finally saw something and it's not one and it's quite like good Lord of the Rings online
Who remembers that? I do I play Lord of the Rings and then before that it was I
Don't know if rift came up for after and I played rift also
I'm gonna go yellow. I think
And then Tara you map
And then Star Wars the Old Republic
I don't think any region because I've I've I'm running our
like still made up
I
Godfather has max money captain stars. I was like a guild leader was actually kind of Chad
Yeah, it's at nine dash nine nine dash nine in on one something like me
Okay
They got me or a manner or you man or a manner
I got what
Anybody know gunfire reborn
See
That's the photo RP we go in we just mass rdm get banned and then wait for the next no pixel
Yeah, I mean that's something to plan
So basically my max does 19 render much
Yeah, pretty much
Wait, why did it go backwards?
Remember that styles
Dude, it was actually so good because like for MMOs at the time
I guess Guild Wars had it but like it had like full campaign for every class and I remember that just blowing my mind
Get in green, come on. Get out of here
Yeah, man. Wait, look he's gonna win this game
Nice, it's even now and I'm like I saw my soul a little bit to get all these boons and see all these sinners
It's like really good. It's like insane strong and nobody's picking them up
I'm thinking about this. I'm kind of slowing my game a little bit. Well, I'm actually I didn't get the
school runescape iron man
gangrene gangrene
classic
I mean all the warcrafts coming up next month might play a thing is it just it looks so cringe man
sucks
I quit that
It's like everybody trying to chase the nostalgia.
It's just like dragons with giant thick thighs and like all of the cuts in here now.
It's not what I used to remember in like any of the cinematics.
Now it's like baiting gooners or something.
In what?
In what?
The new World of Warcraft trailers and shit.
It's just like gooner.
I mean yeah it's on.
I mean they went full like a weird woke and I hate using the word woke but it's just kind of...
Yes, no they did though. They literally did it. I don't know what the fuck happened
You know I'm stealing all the balloons this game is like really really busted it
Like this is pointless when I was like hitting the boxes, but it's really insane
You know since I get out of this like in it. Also, this is theirs and I'm still in there, you know, I mean
That's good if you get extra stats.
You're just not playing them.
This could be a trap.
How'd you know where that place is?
Yeah.
It's like a conspiracy.
I'm not real.
Oh, I'm building your AI.
I just don't get it.
I'm gonna rush fucking,
and put in Chris's bucket.
What do I gotta do?
What are you gonna prove?
just be yourself. Chad, what's the enduring speed at?
That's actually a good point of AI because I think eventually when we die our whole entire
consciousness that has been recorded is going to get uploaded so we're just going to survive
that or not. So let's just make it good so record as much as you can and then we'll just exist forever.
I feel like I have some problems with the streamer, I always ask him, 2000 of your streams
just uploaded onto like one consciousness, it's just gonna be you living in that one.
Oh, oh yeah, that's like x100%, like any streamer that has hours, I'm gonna make you do that.
They could just upload the entire stream persona, it won't be you off stream, it'll just be
your online channel, so at least that's it.
I mean that guy, you know the guy, the tiktok guy that just stares at the camera and points
both of his hands at something, what the hell?
He like sold his image in every-
Yeah but is that true though?
Is that true?
Did they actually do that though?
I mean I-
Well it seems like the money is too much like it's almost troll, no?
I mean dude, what?
Oh no.
That's gotta be the camera.
That's gotta be the camera.
I saw it like everywhere.
What's that gonna do, him sending this thing to you?
What's that gonna do him selling this thing to you?
Well, it's not a joke, he just artists.
I mean, it just seems like his whole brain.
Like, they're just gonna AI him and make videos off his likeness.
And no one's even gonna notice, because there's just so many people out there.
Oh, yeah, that bubble top guy.
Like the kid you've heard his whole thing is like AI like
I saw the hell's going on you like he was like the first one to kind of do it and he like fell off immediately
Everyone is kind of a fun of them for it
He's gonna take my shit
Oh, there's a red right there
Why are you actually going middle they're gonna do this hit it
What if I do 98 and they have a
I am fucking huge right now nice
I mean, I'm living in souls and in kills and they don't even know that all the hidden stuff that I have
from all the boons that I stole, like it's really fucking stupid.
Are you watching a Fallout show?
I'm waiting for all the builds to come out, so I can watch all of them at once.
Bro, so they did this, I won't spoil enough about the show, but they had this thing on their website
for when the last episode dropped and everyone was speculating it was going to be like a remaster
for New Vegas or Fallout 3 and I really, really believed it.
Like, I was like, this is gonna happen.
It comes out, it's just like a stupid thing on the website and in a day later they say
Skyrim's coming out on the Nintendo Switch or something.
I mean, when's the time we had like a nice mystery puzzle released, like with some hands on it?
I mean, it's been never. I mean, let's get it, like, people on...
Well, oblivion was good. Oblivion was actually a really good...
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
It literally gives a shit about game releases that they used to.
back in the day you should queue out and wait all night with the boys trying to get the copy
copies would be sold you've won one for christmas maybe hard to get
the game releases and people are like dead on release that's what that's the vision
yeah i mean that's like social media i feel like that
what was that game that jeff that game that just came out remember that game that just came out
Yeah, I don't know whatever. Oh my god
Exists that game might have had a chance
Because it's awful, maybe this is hit and hit like
Wait he died
But what I thought they should do is
kind of thing and you see three out
yeah sure
fucking
you just put that on me don't get it there's a ring over me
easy so you just outbid them but yeah i mean i i kind of outdrew up
you know out formed out ultimate games out macro
So, when you take his level, they like super specs?
Yep.
He plays 11 hours a day, he played 11 hours a day.
Right, he has the specials out there.
Yeah, right, yeah, he's a very clever player.
We've had like 30 hour counter strike sessions.
Jesus.
Jesus honestly, I think we've had longer gambling session there after seven hours of gaming. I'm tapped out
What depends if I'm fully locked in and I'm trying my hardest
After that you're just trolling you just tired play
Yeah, but there's like a there's like a
You almost get high
Like being I don't like the sleep that prevention and there's something about being into a game and being tired works
It goes hard as hell
Something about it
Like when CS2 came out like without even though it's the same thing
Oh man, I'm trolling. I agree when I go back in I pay the price. I guess
You like CST that much?
I like Counter Strike.
I bought my Blank.
How about it?
No, I'm not taking a Blank here.
I do not smoke weed anymore.
Holy f**k.
You gotta heal a lot.
I think I'm gonna do a quickly headshot for a deal instead of a little bit of heat.
It wasn't good for my mental, it was like, it's like, it's like, it's huge, I had stopped.
Stopped with what? The weed?
Yeah, I got psychosis. I started having panic attacks on weed.
Yes.
It was bad. Yeah, and the withdrawal was terrible. I got, I don't know the name for it, but it's like, you just throw up anything you eat.
Damn.
And it went on for seven days. Seven days. I couldn't eat anything. And then after it was done, my brain was just like expanded.
Yeah, I get smarter. I can feel that.
Yeah, I've been...
I've got like a five-headed.
Yeah, well, I like going outside and shit.
Like, everything I would do is inside,
but now I'm like, like he said, fishing,
and I'm like, that kind of sounds kind of fun.
Mmm, yeah, that's not what I'm thinking.
It's a disease.
When I smoke weed, I just get tired.
I don't want to play games. I don't want to do anything.
I just want to lay in bed and...
I cannot leave the house and smoke weed.
Like if I have something I have to do that day, I won't smoke weed at all
and then go do it and then think about weed the whole time until I get home to smoke.
It's just like, it's not for everyone.
Some people can operate on it, it's a little worth the shit, but I literally just can't.
I can't do it.
I spent a whole week hight, and I literally every day I was just animal-bumping.
I was talking about monkeys, I was talking about sharks.
Sharks next one about the superman next one about the rain forest. I was just watching I was so blasted up
Fall asleep. Yeah, fall asleep wake up smoke and then fall asleep
It was just getting bad, bro. I was like something like 20s today was like one ounce
Like it's into the play with like expensive
Start doing the fan
I mean he's fat as fuck you know chat I ring to get a
I think all the points we could do somebody said anti hill I don't know what that means
oh yeah he'll bang but I'm actually a good thing I trust him
oblivion or no no so what I do what I do it is that I get I get killed I get
Okay, I'm going to try it, it doesn't need to be anything but better.
I'm like literally trying to send an undergoal away from it.
Everybody knows everything about deadlock in here. I did not know it was this popular.
Yeah, I know. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I don't know how you're paying attention to where you're supposed to go, there's just so much shit going on.
I think it's the map.
Little blue now.
Six cases.
I like Smite Colosseum. I just want that back.
Dude, I think I might have died in there.
You know what game fell apart in it? Anything in my personal...
What? Marvel rivals.
Yeah, I played that so much and then immediately stopped.
And kind of forgot about it even existing.
I'm coming to him, coming to him.
I was like, oh, that game exists.
Where's it? Where's it? Where's it? What do I want? What do I want?
I mean any game that succeeds with triple support how can you just play three support characters
and then be the most powerful team.
You see the Overwatch characters like a cat that drags people and like they're dragging
McCree's and McCree's are ulting up in the air and shit.
I saw that.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
you mean the robo-cat bullshit?
yes
so like he's carrying a matri up there and he doesn't get to like, so I saw more nor her team since he can cleanse Erty Heal with his two
percacity
they just need to make a new...
wait what was that?
but Erty Heal I'm not gonna do anything though, I heard he used the headshots
Paladins holy...
Paladins died
he could charge
I mean real real real men play Paladins
bro that shit was like a dump, it was like a league of legends overwatch
in a watch is already going to be like I'm so come on bro
I'm a horse right in that game
you have like a horse riding around shit
if you're a college you'd enjoy it
just an absolute war
what about realm royale that game was actually
actually good
realm royale
you would turn into like the chicken when you die
I'm chickening a lot
you'd get the legendary axis
no the axis like one tap
if you see it you'll know it
OP won like a $100,000 tournament on it
This time you're coming as fucking loser
Yeah, the final shooting that game too. Yeah, it was good than everybody
I mean, it doesn't I don't think this exists
I'll tell you a game and it's going to re-bomb your whole entire game.
The Culling.
I love the Culling.
I actually love that game.
I love that game.
I remember watching that on Twitch and I was like, I don't want to get this.
Didn't you have to get like a midi key or something?
Yeah, I played.
I played.
Yeah, you and Tyler did it.
Blocked very good.
Blocked very good.
You need to third play it and full glove.
Full glove.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I
Win project
Yeah, I was I did I kind of missed that I came up great that era was nice
Among us is just
In terms of eras for me
Among us was just something a little different
That was hard to know. It went there was something about the among us. That was just
Oh, you didn't like it?
No, I loved it.
I love it, Amongus.
Yeah, I literally loved it.
I like it too.
You're GTRP arrow.
I gave my take on the COVID vaccine.
I've never gotten by it to a lobby again.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
I said I'm not taking a random vaccine that got made in two months,
because I didn't trust it,
and everybody fucking cancelled me and stopped talking to me.
You know what he said though?
I'm sorry.
He was like, I'm not taking the vaccine.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trusting a random vaccine that got made in two months.
It's like go fuck yourself.
You and Jamie.
It was the Johnson box.
What happened to my body, my choice?
What happened to my body, my choice?
Like, it only applies to the certain,
I'm not gonna go on a full train wreck ramp,
but it only applies to those types of people
when they want to enter a flight.
It's my body, my choice.
Let me decide if I want to have a fucking vaccine.
I don't even need my house as it is.
I'm a gamer, so let me not.
I got my flu shot, dude.
No, I got my M.A. booster.
Yeah, oh yeah, I got my pistol. I'm safe now
Look at COVID still bro
Honestly, I survived it so that means I deserve to live simply just like mother nature
I'm just saying you're that strong.
You can get chatteams down with it.
If you're on one health and you die, it's just...
There was another breakout I've heard about with bats, but they like quarantined it.
But it was like, your survival rate if you got it was very low.
Yeah, I mean, very sad that they could die.
And then they quarantined it.
I mean if there's gonna be a bike look dude Indians have like the most strongest immune system
I mean yeah, I mean bro
I mean they can survive like
They can fucking 500 rads like every day like a mongra
They got
I mean dude, you gotta see it like that they have crazy immune systems
Like that they're gonna survive like every sort of like virus that can come from that
I mean, I've already been cancelled admin to lose it is
what I'm gonna do now.
Alright, what other conspiracies let's say?
Do you think Joe Biden was wearing a mask?
What?
No, he didn't give a fuck.
I saw some weird photos.
I can't believe anything because it's all AI now.
I don't believe anything like anything I see I do not believe it
Okay, let me just know what you know, you know those streamers that cater to chat and we'll say anything that will just get them to like them
Oh, that's politicians. Yeah, but it's worse though. It's like that is worse though. Like somehow
Sometimes yes, they're gonna see anything just make people go. I love this guy like if I go in here
I'm just like, you know what guys androids is better than iPhones
Dogs are better than cats and I say everything that they like to hear I'm giving examples
They're gonna say, true, true, yes, well, they can even stand with you.
They're terrible. They don't give a fuck about dogs, cats, or iPhones.
They're just trying to get your vote.
But then you bring up the vaccine.
Fuck.
I thought I shouldn't have said anything. I would have been,
honestly, I would have been a lot richer if I didn't say anything about that fucking vaccine.
I should have just not said a word.
I've just got a big mark when I just got cancelled.
That's all I know about my hat.
That's all I really want.
I mean, I didn't get in break.
My croaky main had all those Among Us groups in there.
And Lili, Pichu and all those, I used to get invited to those, they didn't do it.
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they, they, they survived you, okay?
Yeah, they survived them, those guys, they hate me now.
It's okay though, because I got you guys.
They're, I mean to be fair, they're lost, man.
Thank you.
There's what it is.
Like, I want to be friends with those guys, I want to be friends with everybody, but...
I'm just not going to inject myself with a random serum that got me invented.
It's mumps.
was it the Johnson and Johnson or you didn't want to the Pfizer you know I'm
taking a vaccine named Johnson and Johnson like first of all the names of
like Johnson and Johnson oh they can make a baby shampoo
what the fuck I thought it was the opposite I thought it was the pharmaceutical
company that made that also made oil and shit no oh no I always do Johnson is
Johnson is like that you just you just delete it that guy somehow well this guy
disappeared out of my screen okay that's crazy I mean I didn't follow him
I'll tell you guys for that forever I mean I have every boot on the map and I
mean I'm fucking I have more stats from these machines than I have items I mean
I'm not kidding like actually you know like not even fighting people use fucking playing slot machine. It's like the whole game classic
Okay, do I not go ahead like I really have more stats from the fucking machines?
What is it? I'm doing I
Mean
Oh my god
to stop my guy from fucking
Jesus
You know what fuck it
Let me do one good thing and just say
You should wear a condom if you have sex with somebody
If there's any, it'll protect you from STDs
I don't expect the technology to stop
There we are
That's my good guy
That's my good son
That's my good son
It's five years from now that you'll see how you do that
Yeah
Don't ask CDs and you don't have a nice pregnancy
My god, bro, what's your take on circumcision? I think it's full by the way. I know they take why I had no choice
Yeah, I mean, it's like literally challenge
I think if you get that's not the challenge and you should have a choice whether you want to get circumcised or not
Well, I think the main issue is that babies can't talk enough with that.
Yeah, it's like, oh, I just had a baby.
Let's just utilize his genitals.
That'll be fun.
Drop it off.
Like, that's just...
This is not like...
Yo, I'm so far ahead of this game, it's not even funny.
But I'm so often I forgot I had to look at the game.
But I'm 30k ahead of these fools.
I mean, you're just smoking a bit.
I mean God's like you can say conservation whether you want to say inspiration or nature
It's
Anything man made he's fucked up
Oh my god, you were you were Andrew tape before
I know oh, I'm an issue in your top T top three
I know, I know. He literally took my whole flow. I have nobody knows who this is.
It is what it is.
You. X. Why do you look so stressed after winning?
Bro, because I was so locked in, like my brain is like on overdrive.
Like I was busting.
You hit vending machines for the past half an hour.
He's winning a game, his hair goes into like dog mode.
Like he slowly like turns his hair.
He's been hitting vending machines for the past four hours and now he's saying I was so lumpy like lock it
Oh, you MVP to fuck you look at that. I have all 60k souls. Did anything their top one had 41k
You know what I think I'm pissed on Twitter
Do that dude dude I
Should do that shit with us. Well, I thought that I was I was a part of the game
I mean, I'm not saying it. I was really not part of the game at all
I was just doing my thing getting machines. It's another thing the machines and I'll be the machines
Like, leaving the machines up is brain dead.
I mean, that's all I see Vegas do, and he's like one of the top players, so...
You definitely do.
You know what you should make a meta? It would actually be kinda cool.
Because like the Super Mario 64 meta happened all that.
You should do like a Halo or a Half-Life 1 speedrun meta.
Oh, Half-Life is so cool.
Half-Life 1 speedrunning is so fucking fun.
Yes! Dude, it's so fun.
This is such a good game.
Like, out of all the games I've speedrun, it has to be my favorite.
You'll be hopping and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like when you actually hit the shit, it feels good.
I'm trying to remember back in the days, I feel like the problem with your tics is not that you were saying, oh I'm going to do that.
I think it's that you were low key misinformation Andy though, no?
Yeah, a little bit.
And also nobody really gives a fuck about other people's opinions.
I should have just kept to myself and led by example.
Like a leader shouldn't have to explain what he's doing. He just leads says nothing can people follow suit. Yeah, but I mean these days though
I mean approval ratings and and in relations are important, right?
So don't like have to should they do as you more than happen to do is so that like it continues on you know, I mean
Like it's with a future
I mean if you think about it like you should learn whatever is best for the country and you've been at the time
But what I think about like the future of your reign election or your side or your fucking party, but that's never happened
I mean you see what you do is you walk the path and people decide to walk alongside you or not
And that's just simply it. You should have to say a word
I just honestly, I was raged being a lot because I to be honest, I was the original rage man
We can we can all smooth. I don't say like I was you yeah, I'd say true. I was I
To be honest, I I'm
Look around and I think
And I need to fix this
Like right now there's whole career is
I was gonna say we made it but me and X yeah
Uh
If we're doing it for now no back in the days we would not be able to speed the life for fucking one day out of the week
You can be banned for terms of anyone
There rules of different days
I mean back in the day you fucking sniper man. Yikes Jesus shut up man. We don't care. We don't care
He's a big I don't give a shit. It's last time my games. I can let me shit. Oh, she was in that condition that
I am happy at like how well he's doing yeah, how many times I'm gonna reach me
Yo, can we stop this shit? I mean oh god, I don't give a fuck about this the guy can be gay. I don't give a shit
I don't play the game
Bro, I don't give a rank or winning games. I cannot play the goddamn game
I don't care unpause the fucking game bitch. I don't give a shit it holy
It pulls the face I can get a meltdown like a negative keep doing it
I hate it, I hate it
People asked for a positive
You would keep what pause every single game
Hey, there was positive guys. I need it. I need it my mom's I need to help my mom of groceries
Give me like six they definitely probably don't anymore like I just remember early league like why isn't there process?
You can do it then don't spend that don't spend pause now
The thing is with twitch there's a lot of politics in love like x you know
The problem is you don't know who's your homies or not because when you're at the top like everybody
Seems like they're your homies but like deep down they're just in it for the wrong interest
They used to ban people for not playing video games it's like why can't they just ban politics
I mean like legit
No, I wasn't talking about actual policies
I was talking about twitch politics like if you have viewers then suddenly you're like exactly yeah, yeah
Like they'll put up with your shit for example like like if I suck to a game, but I have 60k viewers
They've still played with me, but if I had like 10 viewers
It's like which I understand because you got to bring something to the table, you know, why not?
Yeah, I think so
maybe I don't know but you just feel kind of just feels ungenuine and you
don't feel loved you know in a certain front
and then you know they're fake you don't know what you know the top I've
been there I've been there when everybody's like seems like you're
there your friend you think all you live in this fantasy world oh my god they
about me they will love you you don't live you don't live into your
experience so like you gotta hit an ego depth at some point and then to have
realization so just keep living a certain way you eventually like need an
eye over that is a lot of mish oh my god I think you're playing a squishy
character yeah yeah it might be in people's issues a good linear but I
I should not have a great laner, I just had a hard lane.
And then I farm and assassinate, that's what I do.
This is me off weed by the way.
I don't think Bob is in a problem.
I shit off dude, like really bad.
Well, it really was.
I'll weed?
Yeah.
I just love her.
Yeah, and everybody's just like,
in a serious issue, you're not on the same level,
they treat you completely differently,
they kinda cancel you.
I mean, I think Miskit is a good case study
on how the people turn, like,
I mean, I'm not gonna defend Miskit,
Look at it. Look at how everybody put up with me. Skip shit, right when he was loud now. Yeah, right?
But now now that he has less viewers now's like let now's like everybody at everybody clubbing gives us this offer
Okay, that's just a brain that it
This is not a back up to him. It's a reason back on the other people that around them
When he was ruling fucking a fucking awesome over and they were gone
I mean everybody's like his balls left and right that
Swipping everything into the rog, whatever, and that's even a bug. Even the main incident,
swiping into the rog for Andes, because he was the guy who fucking was running the game.
I mean, that's not, that's not hiding.
I think, I think he's fine now, in that way.
No, but Egor just doesn't need like, fuck that, which is like, you know, you just have like a realization point,
something that's being arrived at this point in the real chat
I mean if you're willing to like gage your models in order to like
Yo, they need to delete graves out of the game until they can balance the game
This hero is fucking a lane player, it's so bu-
The skulls are busted as fuck, they're so busted
Like, remove the gage until it's balanced, it's so busted
Alright, so I'm gonna be playing Graves when I start playing, alright?
But now I know who my boys are and I feel much better if I ever decide to take Twitch
seriously again.
I know who's in left in and out of my circle.
Yeah, exactly.
What if I want to take it seriously of course, but it's nice to know.
And I think it's okay to deny some people in your circle.
I don't think it's selfish.
I think it's...
Oh, of course it's fine.
I mean, that's that's that's insane. It's not I mean you're entitled to that and to have a nice like good enjoyable life without fucking
Yeah, like weirdos like yeah, you're allowed to have you know the bad guy for fucking plenty blow up like I
Just think of it. Yes. Well, you cut somebody off. You're the bad guy. No, you're not bad guy
Exactly, you just want to protect your peace and that's fine
I just have people that make you feel good and you make them feel good
Yeah, and you know you do job because you get explained a lot of bad over but you know you're not gonna do anything
You're like if it's not drum over the knee you're you're you're not doing any sort of weird shit
You're fine. Do anything by yourself like that back. You have three friends, but do you want four? No, I'm happy with three friends
Oh my god, I mean look at look at those like those zombies that
like half my HP went in one of the exobis, it's just so busted it
yeah but they keep running over and over again like and they don't give me
they don't give much money
never noticed that train it's just always right
it's a couple years later
I'm actually trained
I love that, yep, and I'm dead.
I don't know I think you'd be a crazy politician like imagine train wrecks like going to like
the presidential debate that would even give you a good or bad um probably probably bad
but I mean it's a topic was viewbotting and yeah I know bro a couple questions viewbotting
something about you know a certain game
I'm sure
baby
he's an older guy and he's got a lot of experience
he's got a lot of life
I just think there should be an age limit for politicians
I think if you're above the age limit
I agree, I think all the Congress should be
resetting it like, you should just rehire
like fresh, these people are so
delayed on information it's insane
bro, in that you know
I
Imagine imagine like how bad they are at keeping up with like keep up with stop and then time I shit
like
Imagine how I would like getting work done
You were probably the slowest workers of all fucking time
I probably fix them in like two and a half hours put the coffee to open up Excel. That's pretty good
Yeah, I mean if you didn't know how to make a Facebook account
That should be the test, alright make a YouTube account, Facebook account, upload it to YouTube, make it unlisted, it's like the three things that you can't do that, you're out of touch, yeah, yeah, dude.
Dude imagine if one of the tests was like aid training like you have to get
He's like there he's president. Hi. He's so proud to Amy like trust me. He doesn't do
Dude, he's like he's like global on CS go like trust me. He's he does what he's doing. He can run the world
Yahoo
I ain't no dude
You got mail
I mean if the surprises are yeah, well we know we know
I you want to know how old I am I used to use dial up to connect to my
well buddy same same bro same adventure classic dial-up was just diffie
dial-up I used to go up here MSF and messenger used to message all girls from school and
um I used to play HMF cars you never kick out kick out? K-I-K I don't have a phone but I had
A phone with like, so I can connect to the Wi-Fi and stuff.
There used to be a thing called Bebo.
It was like a... Bebo with like...
Oh my god, Bebo.
How the fuck did I mention it?
Tiny chat?
Oh god, it's my brain.
It was called Bebo, and every day we give...
HOW DOES THE MARSINER WANT THAT?
BUT NOT HIM!
Like, this is fucking outrageous of a video game!
How does the monster know where I'm at?
Man, this game I hate it.
I'm gonna say what it is.
I genuinely don't like this game.
There's like a zombie thing where you can join and it's nice to meet nice people.
Like, you put people in the left here and you put them in the right here.
I don't know if you remember that.
I used to play with that, play in League.
I put people in like different...
I'd put them down if they were in bot lane.
If someone was top
And I remember the curse client everyone trying to get the beta key for the first time
Everyone wanted a hearthstone key and as soon as they played one game they never played again like most of the people
I've been cringing a lot of this Twitter like I feel on
30 year old people having like high school drama. I'm not gonna say names
It's like it's like relationship drama with like 30 year old women and men
Yes, it's like dude you're 13 you're acting like you're in high school. It's like it's like almost like mental illness at this point
I don't know if anybody-
Lots of A's.
This guy's playing with this guy, and that guy's playing with that guy, and she's playing with him.
I mean, it's why, like, these guys, like, there's so many group politics, it's like, nobody does, like, plays games together, like, off the rep.
I don't know.
Did you guys use Log Me and Hamachi to play, like, Minecraft servers with your friends?
I did not, actually.
That was a big part of my childhood.
Because port forwarding was kind of hard if you didn't have, like, the router using Password Plus it was like-
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a brick router, and not like a Link system.
Yeah, like you don't have like a nice UI, you gotta do crazy, you just use Larsen and Kamachi and it's proc-
You don't need viruses, I mean, who the fuck knows, but I was down to use anything just to play my grappling toys, you know.
I would expect 20 viruses.
Yo, I genuinely have a burning passion of hatred for Graves players.
There's nothing good or hard about it.
Just by playing the character, you make the game undone for everybody else.
Other than it is so busted it's lame as fuck
Remove the character until it's fucking balanced. Jesus fucking cry this company so shit
They do have a good game yes, baby
It's pretty good
It's pretty good
You also like fixed shooting in CS. Last time I played it, I felt... I don't know if it was just on CFO, but I felt like my shots were right at the same time as better.
WHAT?! Yo! Yo! WHAT?! Can I not purchase scope?!
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
I watched these for three hours of half-life lore to sleep to. I didn't miss. I didn't
miss. I didn't miss. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm going to panic.
is in so fucking bad I'm up all
I might not
I just can't level up another character, man.
Same.
It takes so fucking long, unless you have people tagging.
And even tagging just takes too long.
Even tagging, for me, I was at the end of it.
Like, I was molding.
Yeah, like, I remember I was getting tagged,
and then I got to, like, level 42.
I went to go solo level on my mage,
and died on the first day of we pool.
And I literally gave up.
That was just fucked up.
That wasn't only things.
That was, like, the one before.
Oh, yeah.
that's all
it pops get hungry
yeah we're gonna eat them
nothing's so crasting
I
Can't think I should add them up Donald's for my one meal a day and the fries came cold the pizza
mozzarella sticks were also called
Yes, like
the chocolate
The new because they got a new food line
I ordered a big act
And they gave me a big Mac instead still my brother
Yeah
And the ice was melted in the drink so it tasted like watery
It was just it was just and I and you know what apple brownie. What is that?
Okay, so there's like a brownie under that shit, right? I mean when something's like that no no it's an apple
But you know the apple pie. It's the same, but it's a brownie. I wanted it
It's true. I mean and I felt like a super fads. Oh, yeah, like fads. Oh tn. That shit
What's the name of that and the worst the worst thing is I wait and they didn't even give me my fucking friends toy, you know friends
They didn't give me my friends
I got zero friends, like I got no toy. I got nothing and the worst part is because I'm on a diet
I spent two days looking forward to this
I was like fasting and I was eating super healthy and I was like okay
I'm gonna order back on the cobbles not a lot of calories, but just like something slightly unhealthy
It's doing my calories and I look for two days and I got this piece of fucking shit and the Uber driver said please
Please make sure to rate me. Oh
And then I was like yes sure and I came in as a fucking mess of a fucking mill
I still gave him a good like because he seemed like a good guy wasn't his fault but
But anyway, so that was my last meal and I'm still seething after that cuz this one one meal a day
And I wanted to be in a good one man
How do I need my mum's food my mum's food is always fire
Huh, huh? How long do you go between like cheap days or cheap meals?
Well, it's not really a cheap, it wasn't a cheap meal. It was still like it was just unhealthy
calorie intake. You know what I'm saying? You got good calorie intake and unhealthy calorie.
I get 2,000 calories of chocolate or 2,000 calories of vegetables. It was just, it was, it was a lot of food.
It was just, you know, unhealthy
process.
Why I am so tired of this bus on my shit, but why is there four on the left side of that?
Why are my mother fucking lose my shit, man?
All I further stifles. I can't believe I actually forgot this was happening. Yeah, you do macros or no
no
No, Matt wait, I'm asking him. There's diet. No, I so what I do is
So I eat once a day right and it's you've got like a couple hours you're like three or four hours to eat
So you can have like a little bit of food and then a little bit of food after how I'll just eat my food
I won't eat a lot of food. I'll just eat about two thousand two thousand five hundred calories worth of food
Right and you sort of gauge it
By the amount like you don't want to eat my tons of fucking bread pasta
You want a balance diet. You want a little bit of everything. So a little bit of dairy,
a little bit of meat, a little bit of veg. Plenty of fibers you can keep well. Like dates,
dates, honey, yoghurt, steak, chicken, vegetables, carrots, onions, just whole foods really.
just like shove those down you can eat you'll get full believe me and you're
still this way if you eat the right things I I make two meals right now I
do I mean it's the same with round beef but I'll be like one with cumin garlic
powder onion powder salt pepper and spanish rice
bro bro these snipers are making the game so born to play it's insane it's
like it's every single life everywhere I go this is like this glue to the stream
Just like in like all any average on any chance to get this little fucking annoying
I mean anything you can do is play amount your house with just suck the big life. Yeah
So yeah, yeah beats good exactly
Yeah, I put two big old things a guacamole on it because when I first did my blood work when I first was dieting
I had really high cholesterol
I watched I
Doctors like regular sodas my favorite thing now is zero sugar ginger ale like I never in my life thought I'd be fucking with that
That is my shit
Just try to
Honor I don't I do my two I do two meals. I do that. Do you have meals that I make is a
thing
Snackin would just be like grazing through the day
As a society a Western society we're all quite greedy
Because we have to food so accessible, you know like a lot of like hunter-gapher is they won't eat for a couple days
I'm still be chilling
My second meal I do it's the same thing same jazz and rice same ground beef
But instead of like the cumin and stuff like the next like the Mexican kind of style
all I do all
Allspice nutmeg on your powder girl powder, and it's kind of like a mediterranean
I'm cooking and then I put tzatziki on that bitch
So I go between it's kind of the same meal, but it's just different seasons
Also oil you gotta be careful because I put olive oil oil
Yeah, but that that shit packs on calories like a teaspoon of olive oil is like 200 calories
So like you gotta be careful about shit, but I love olive oil and it's a great source of precisely
I just I just want the good fat. I just want this is I'm gonna have any past my body. I just want to be the good
Yeah, I can remember I was like eating healthy but gaining weight and I realized it's from the olive oil
I mean
cook food or do you order next to the time?
I almost forgot
you haven't got too slow
go to what?
chicken?
yeah we have a chicken flavor
it's like cost-efficient but it's like fucking
it's like mental chicken
I do one cheat day a month
a month then?
yes
but it's a cheat day
I go fucking hard
I like order my favorite restaurant in the morning
and then at night like last time I went
That shit if I can take it you're taking taking boy taking boy
BBQ and hot pot and I fucked that shit up
Like I went so crazy there
But you know then on the second year still again
Actually, actually what I've learned from myself when eating if I eat like a little bit slower and take breaks
I got you get full like I give my my food time to digest you feel full like quicker
So I used to just like gorge my food like just like straight animal
and
And then afterwards I've been on two flights too much, but now I'm like eating my food slowly and like taking my time
I actually lose a lot of weight
Thank you steps
I just use the Apple Watch and do it, but it's cool though because the neighborhood I'm in, you can go down different paths.
And like I've walked probably over like 200 times out here and I'll still go down different paths and see different shit in this neighborhood, so it's good.
You know, walking is sick though. Like walking, you go outside and you kind of just get your brain back to where it is.
That's a nice-
Ah, shit.
Did you eat today, yet?
Holy shit.
Was that the turret that just did that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this combo on the turret.
I played that really poorly, though.
Believe it or not, did you miss a lot of damage I did?
with what my old that was like a bad old my say they was because I had a lot of
left so I like the fire guy I don't know you today it yeah I got some some
chicken there's like some actual and healthy chicken his bank is fucking
then I love chicken like a nice chicken I don't remember I said I liked the fire
guy that snaps oh yeah I promise yeah he was that I like putting the dots yeah
Yeah, he's nice, stacking dots. The theater's exactly the same.
Alright, make something.
I almost went vegan. That was actually pretty close. I didn't do it. I feel like that would have been miserable.
I wanted to just like, I want to make it a lifestyle thing, so I don't, I still want to like, fuck up the capital.
Like, I love one mold. That's why I put that shit on everything.
Guacamole just saves everything.
Everything
Fuck I'm all in I was about to say something but I'm glad I didn't
Holy shit, that's place next I go off stream. I'll type it to you
I have to type it to you
Holy shit, I'm safe
I thought we were off stream.
That would have just been nuts.
Yeah, I was clear.
It's just one of those things you know what I'm saying?
Like, just off the top of it?
Yeah.
Holy moly, bro.
That would have been bad
I found the enemy team
Crippling headshots and a bull chatter and next
Sometimes yeah, I see a resume who won the Super Bowl by the way, I have no Seahawks
What'd you bet on?
Uh, uh, I predict...
Dude.
Holy guacamole, is that XQC?
Well, it was 909 left.
And, like, the Seahawks were just going crazy.
Like, they had some guy on their team that, like,
catches the ball every time and just dodges everybody.
And if he's not available, their quarterback just does it.
I feel like overall Super Bowl is usually kind of boring these days like every place so safe
it's like kind of dark in a dog shit. I'm just gonna say every sports is rigged. True,
actually true. I'm just mostly soccer though I would assume it's gotta be. It's gotta be
mostly so I feel I've been on so many soccer games that just makes zero fucking sense. It's like
I actually think that, yeah, that's a lot.
And in the last 15 minutes, even though the game stopped like three times,
people are still getting yellow cards,
it's like, what's happening?
I swear, that's why I stopped the sports gambling,
because it's the biggest rig.
It is so rigged, that's funny.
Yeah, it's so rigged, it's like the biggest scam in the history.
And they're all in on it as well, I'm convinced,
because that's what I believe in.
There was some guy, I don't know if he played it,
but he had like, he invited people to the program's house,
And he had like a raspberry pi that would like scan all the cars, scan all the people,
we gotta die.
That was awful.
That was.
Yeah, he was literally, he was like, like stealing money from all his friends and shit
and someone used one of those hacker things to go into the raspberry pi and it just showed
like all the data.
Oh yeah, they were running like back from rigged games and shit.
Yeah, he was just scanning literally all of his like friends.
Shit.
you know this sniper is so lame it's it's it's actually it's debilitating it I
wonder who sits there actually does this shit zero content Andy just hides in
corners and only goes for me it's so fucking lame if you want to be bored
at a casino you just played bakarot it's like the most fair game out of all of
Yeah
You have to pay a cut to the fucking if you're playing banker you have to pay a cut all the time, but it's all good
Yeah
And it goes fucking hardcore like actually yes
I was flying I did Liars poker and then I did
Like a couple months ago. That was a cool version of poker and then like something called deuces or something
That was so good
You played lies bar, I love that I never even played the lotro
You ever play lies bar bro, she's so good
I haven't said like any I mean is that a new game I don't play like any of the new games
I literally just have modded all out in Vegas that I've played like 10 times and I'm re-watching Dexter right now
because apparently the newest show for Dexter is like, if you look at the individual ratings it's like 9.6, 9.7
it's like insane so I'm re-watching all of it
Damn, ah, do you want to do that?
I've not really watched it twice already
Well, I'm watching it my second time too. Let me show you. Let me show you this shit, bro.
The ratings for this. I mean, it's notoriously has bad endings for a finale, but if you look
at the ratings, they can get good this time of year. What is this for?
But 8.9 8.7 9.2 9.7 9.5
That is crazy. That's a freaking bad shit
But Texas the go any wash the move
Yeah, I'm watching I have watched it twice to
Thanks, you're right
He literally looks like he's like a perfectly bone smash specimen though
you want to know what devs have been really fucking slacking on their games
and I have to say is the chess devs they haven't updated the game in years
yeah like what are they doing down in the years or something like that
there's a last thing they have the HF devs are slacking
like no chess too like yeah true chess two would be crazy chess two is like
some crazy shit like fly it just a new piece and the new piece is like better
It teleports. It teleports the bishops and knights. So you have to explain it because they can also do it.
My team is dying while they're showing up.
Use one teleport again.
The queen has two abilities. It has push and shove.
Yeah, you could push upon back.
He pushes upon but like holy fuck
I need it seems that like I need I need to connect dash. I was on his answer. I think I need to save here monopoly. Holy that's a classic
That's just a classic game for everybody. I mean, which is talking. Oh, yeah, it is yet
Just literally just going on like we have no fucking clue. He's saying he literally was talking for like three minutes straight
Bro, I mean it's not a moment when fucking Buddha was gone out of the college just kept on like
But we were like ten minutes after I think he was gone and he kept talking about Buddha that was completely gone
I am fast on a holy shit
to go
he's like talking to us now, like in his house
He's got any metal skin, what a bitch ass, and he's a disniper and he's like, oh unbelievable.
I
Probably party session with that me and work
Just on
I feel like if we played a game with the song you guys wouldn't argue or nothing you would
immediately just you guys just play a game yeah I agree but what you got to do is you
just start confronting them with questions out of nowhere oh yeah yeah push them in the
middle of the competition yeah just add has been to the call that's aura
Or they trained us as to do a scuff podcast
Middle skin again nine they go
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
and drops?
that's it, that's a good question
never
male skin again
wow, they all have male skin again
son
I
Think he's so funny
Like a gravestandy got fucked on
And you won that.
And the hair.
See how the hair is?
That's how you know he's winning.
Yeah.
That's how you know he's gone hard.
Yeah.
Bro, I was multi-faceted in that game.
I had a little bit of a danceling in the middle of the match, but it's all good though.
How did you come after that?
I thought you were going to lose that.
Okay.
Yeah, it was a little, it got a little dicey.
Wait, how did you, did you play this when it released?
Nah, just a tiny bit, like a way after.
I didn't get into it because it was kind of depressing the game.
It kind of takes the colors a little bit.
It was so dark when I didn't believe still.
Dude, I was cooking.
What? Why did you break it already?
I mean, is it on?
So why did it not rank up?
He wrote me like 30 minutes ago.
So why did it not rank up though?
I don't get it.
I'm door.
Can we go?
Again.
Umm...
I don't want to play this guy.
I don't want to play him.
I feel like that would go hard.
I watched Tyler1 and Trick2G, Yasuo, I forget the 4th, and I'm playing.
Oh, the food on the way.
Did you say trade musically?
You don't respond yet.
I'm asking.
And boy boy.
I can't, I can't, I stuck his banana though.
That's a League of Legends.
Open Natter.
matter. Yeah, there's a banana in this game, there's a banana in this game. Oh. Oh, that's
a gun. Do I just kind of suck at it? I mean, I'm kind of good at abrams and nays, but...
I don't like 7. I think he's not great. It's hard to like do a lot by yourself, I feel like.
Like in this game until I get to the higher ranks, I don't want to play like shit that's
I can't pull whatever
These things are so fucking doctor against it's it's actually insane
Everybody's so fucking goddamn awful at this game. It's like I don't even want to talk about them
I was like, it's new to this is the insides. What's your rank and what's the highest right?
You guys are playing right three days ago. Oh
I'm
One from M. Serena you try to play on a party or what?
I mean, we have fourth and it'd be crazy, it could be crazy, I mean we could put some
notes on that and do a win, the Gamba.
I'm about to go offline, don't stress it, like you know what I mean, I'm in that part
of the stream.
Yeah, we don't call it Gamba.
You call it what?
You call that one?
There we go.
Call it gambling.
True.
Why?
I mean, I feel like gambling is a term that was created to soften what it actually is
to cater to an audience that shouldn't be watching it.
What's about to go?
What's it going?
I mean, I have disagree.
I don't think it's that dude sometimes.
It's like...
Yeah, I think it's just more...
If it was like, guys, gambling-y, guys, gambling-y kids, yeah, I mean, that's fucking awful.
Yeah, but think about everyone who isn't a gambler. That's recently taken a deal they introduce it by saying gambucks
It's the softer more accepted meme within the communities that are more generalized across
I'm not arguing who created it, I'm just telling you, that's what I think it is.
Yeah, I think it's...
Basically the community that is targeting it, that's just all frauds.
Oh, that's good.
Well, that's fine.
But I think the initial term was created to soften what it actually is, to make it more
acceptable and digestible by people who don't otherwise gamble.
That's what it seems like to me.
That's why I don't use it.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's kind of like, you know, I'm sorry, I think I was like, I used it some early on
And I don't want to be robbed from just because of like some, some like outrage Andy kind of like, uh, oh, that's what he's doing.
Well, you know, I mean, like, I think it's like a okay terms like that.
I want to why is it why do you why is it why is it mine as it gets softened up?
Yes, because I think gambling is bad no matter what.
I feel like you shouldn't try to soften it up using a term.
Just say it for what it is.
It's bad, but there's a better way to do it.
And there's a worse way to do it.
There's no need to, uh, I don't know.
For me it's almost like in a deceptive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're kind of intending that those who those who say they'll start doing it is like in a way to do that
I mean, I get well, no, no, no because I told Greek we don't use that
All right, so
We though who's we?
Gamblers
Right, so I would tell you or I tell others I'd like yo we don't use X this means this and you guys go
Oh, you know what that does sound right?
You know what? I'm not going to use it anymore either. It doesn't mean that that's what you intended
It means that after I tell you why I believe it was used or why I believe it's used
You know if you agree then you know you just use gambling or gambling
There's actually like what you think was proven that it's like softer. Is that just like that's what I believe
Okay
I just I always just said it gambit because referee said that's the issue
Yeah, I didn't really care.
Yeah, I'm not arguing that it's your guys' intention when you use it that you do.
I'm just telling you that's what I believe it does.
That's what I believe it means, and that's why I stayed away from it.
That's it.
Yeah, that's fine.
I think the tale of suffering makes sense.
Yeah, I mean, like I said, you get anyone to take it.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm going to get two Harries today.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I'm going to get two Harries today.
Maybe.
I'm going to get two Harries today.
Yeah, I just, yeah.
I mean, that's fine.
It is.
I need it but
It's like a playful thing correct that's exactly that's exactly right
It's just normalizing the soft like I've under the jail
Crazy I'm gonna go do my cocky like that's right like that's what it is. It's like making it into this digestible mean
Yeah, because unfortunately people have like people in our industry have unfortunately, you know
They've made it worse than it at you know that they didn't right I'm just gonna say I mean the people in our industry of scam
They created sites for the scam
So there was this really bad
Did you just not see the like what max undisclosed ad gambling today thing? That was crazy. Wait, what? Don't explain it to me.
Yeah, that's a sponsored calcium swing with like no warning as far as I as I looked at it.
So did you all see that guy that apparently was inside of the polymarket Super Bowl? Did you guys see that or no? No.
How did they stop that? How do you stop? I mean I thought about that when I was reading the bet selections like
On the site that we use I was reading this the bet selections of like what color Gatorade will be formed in the coach or like
What song the bad bunny performed tonight?
That isn't that isn't some it's insider farming everybody knows this yeah, I know what I'm saying is that that isn't some you know
Sector nine classified unattainable information. I believe that's
They, they, they, they, everybody pulls up on that, they, they, they, they do the babbling
shit, like they don't want to foster, uh, entertaining, whatever, right?
But they don't, and they don't enforce the way that they talk about it on their site
at all.
Like they almost welcome entertaining, let's be honest, uh, a lot of these markets, unless
the people complain about it, will remain the way it is, and it's, that's pretty, it's
kind of heavy.
There's a crazy bet right now, it says, which Jesus Christ came back by 2027.
How would you do that?
Honestly, you can all think about it.
It's just like a scam question.
No, but think about it. You all in...
Hear me out. You all in all your money.
And if he comes back, you don't need money anyways.
Now, right?
Can I trip him?
What the fuck?
That's what they're playing on.
Very much, no.
I hope he comes back.
I think the case is there's a state of consciousness.
He's not going to come back under us.
A certain state of consciousness
Listen, whatever he is, I hope he comes back. I think you cook right now. These damn liberals, huh? I'll see you soon
Damn fucking liberals, huh?
No, but okay, so I think why it's allowed to go on what we have to ask is how does Cal sheer power?
Holy market make money
Oh
So and they aren't affected by it. I play don't care. It seems kind of fucked up, right?
The government is liking it like they're like fucking like you try to help out I'm pretty sure
I mean that that's what we're saying, but it's just like one account
I
You see was that a real post though, I don't think that's a real man. I'm second. No, I mean
No, but the big place was like that said he had he cashed out like a hundred ninety nil or some shit
I don't think that was real. I don't think he has a hundred ninety no
I hope it was the lower okay
It's a defendant I mean if it's done it's not sure I mean I mean I mean what's the proof then I mean
It gives us a weird I mean if you're like you guys this something that's like they're actually a historian pretty bad
I mean at least they have some proof. I mean defend is like a really lame imagine like I never have proof for I don't know
It's fucking real well, that's the plan. I think it's awful to do by anybody. It could be a bad person
It could be a like even if it was a bad evil person that's it doesn't want like say some misinformation
Well, that's the problem right now with actually I think it's being invaded by
Um, certain individuals of a certain area, uh, two areas, yeah, two areas, whether they
wear the other or not, I'm not sure, but, um, they're just engaging, right?
Because it's earning them so much money.
And although I think what Elon did is fair and nice.
I don't know what the effect of it is.
Well, I mean all the time...
So, people getting paid per post, right?
The intention is amazing and it's nice and it's less greedy and more selfish in that sense.
But the effect has caused individuals...
How are you feeling about it?
...to just be dating farmed.
Yeah, and they're being engaged in farming if they get put to me noted...
A lot of times, the fee will not get me noted, right?
So they won't lose if I win you.
They have an incentive to keep firing more and have more with the version post.
And mix it up with real posts that will get better because they already did the following it.
And it's like a really bad cycle I think.
You know, sometimes if you look at a post,
and then you press your page and you see that post again,
so you'll see if you've already even had some of the media announced.
And then, I literally, what I do, I'm not even kidding, I look, I click the comments,
and I always look for someone that says,
At Rock, and then I click his comment and then I read what Rock says.
Like, that's what I do every time.
I just I
My physics commuter you know, it's an odd have fallen. I don't see them on more like it takes like two weeks to go on a post
They're coming a lot less
Yeah, so it's tough to tell what's what
Yeah, no, I I mean I don't believe anything ever like I just
You know, I just started out there like what I heard, but it's never
I don't know what's happening.
People are just getting hit.
And it don't lie and then they'll call it free to me.
So like they get away with it or something.
You're just putting out fake news.
Absolutely, absolutely.
It's like literally happens at the same time.
They can literally destroy the western world
and just miss information and make sure the news is entirely true.
It's literally happening.
It's literally happening.
It has to be right.
Reach it, fuck it.
Get room.
Like I said, there's a Google extension.
So there is?
Yeah, but I like that they push a lot of movie content as well, so I gotta get my...
I'm gonna fuck myself.
Yeah?
I got you.
Thanks.
Replace CS?
Bro, I'd love that.
X doesn't like CS.
I'm gonna build a...
Randomly, he doesn't fuck with that now, so come on.
What the... I'm gonna do the other moves again.
Oh, okay.
Shit, I hate that.
I kind of felt like, damn, it kind of reminded me of summer right there.
X.
Really? I don't know.
I don't know, just go up.
I don't know, hopefully she's like, I don't know, I can't explain.
I am, kind of like an Anna train.
I want to be transparent with you guys.
I'm a little, um...
You're drunk.
No, the other.
You're high as fuck, I'm crackin'.
Yeah, I'm fucking cooked.
Jesus
Is that going down bro like I would do
Have you noticed like streaming culture so different like could you imagine
getting eight streamers together on a nine-hour podcast on a Thursday night
there's no fucking no way no way no way just different time now it's weird it's
a different time I mean yeah I mean even my friend it's just so tough everything's
like yeah the first step podcast how they miss that
I got a lot of people on the left.
You got a lot of people on the left.
When you have that many people, you just get a couple of people dominating the core, then you can't...
No, everybody gets a word in, then they get bored.
Well, that's why you need the mediators.
Yeah, it just helps.
You need everybody to have a...
Yeah, because some people can't help it if you've got a strong personality.
That's fine.
But you need to give everybody a chance to shine.
What you need to do is ban politics on Twitch and then have the Scout podcast hold up.
I don't know what's going on, but we had a little cheaply people live, and then we used
potatoes to fry myself.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, we had to canes and we were kind of like, we snipped, we snipped a car park on
the lot on the top of something, we had a little...
Nah, hollow points.
It ain't that hard to get to see a light.
Be honest. Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't I don't remember that because it's it's illegal in Texas, right?
What was the only off?
So we'd we'd yeah
You had it in your top drawer for a while and you got it and you told me about you said one day
We're gonna just smoke this
Really?
I got it, bro.
Allegedly you smoked it on the roof of the car there.
Oh, I know what you got, buddy.
This is...
You're gonna do it in the car.
Well, yeah, I did get it from him, but then he died from it.
It was a good shit.
And allegedly we got super high, and allegedly we went to King's, and they made some fresh
chicken.
It was so hot.
Oh, with the toast, yeah.
With the toast, and allegedly I ate way better.
Run the scum podcast.
That's insane.
That's a sad invitation.
Possibly.
That's the boy.
Yes, and it was my first time eating canes and you introduced and then you introduced me to cinnamon crunch toast for the first time
Oh cinnamon toast in front. Oh my I've never had it before and I was stoned out my mind as the best
Drank the milk and I had a second
Yeah, you had this
Have this good milk. I didn't know what it was, but this car on the A2 the A2 milk
Yeah, there's some crazy milk, and you hooked me up that day
Actors free. I don't know it removes a protein from the cows milk that makes digestion softer
So it's not lactose intolerant, but it's just a little healthy on the gut
I can't even tell the difference
at all
I don't know, this is one of those daisies
Tain's answering in the characters and I never tried either
and he just bombs both of them in the same time
and they just played it in my hands
yeah, Texas is playing off
they're coming to new LA, like you
have you heard that?
like all the Pratcham LA would protect you
where's Joe Rogan there first?
up speaking of LA oh wait can I why will I say something I don't think the
burpee
I'm pretty sure that guy just got super popular because of our creators but he's
also a shit I guess it's like I was on chat like brother but he's on all the
fucking platforms yeah so flew up overnight yeah literally like forget
And as soon as the same like using the same time same game and same content every day like it's most predictable shit
So I mean how how people get lost and like in translation. I mean like it's like easy to retain all of the growth
Also his graphs look okay, and then they'll be
It's enough and tell how popular guy is by the people around
I don't know if you see like Jimmy yeah during with him and Jimmy suddenly has like 20k views next day
I got you the trick
Well
Unless they're people too. Yeah, well shit
So I know what you're talking about great
And you're correct. However, I think one of the
Worst you botting in today's times is actually using that excuse
So, yes, streamers like me, you, X, we understand the analytics behind our numbers, right?
We understand how our view count works.
We understand what our average view count is, our peak count is, our low-end is.
We know what our core community will be and is at all times.
New streamers don't understand the numbers, they don't get it, right?
So for example, if you notice a lot of the new streamers,
they have like 2 million on Instagram.
So in their minds they go,
oh, if I have 2 million on Instagram,
then I can easily justify 100,000, right?
That makes sense.
But 2 million on Instagram isn't the same thing
as 100K on Twitch.
And Twitch is way more than 2 million on Instagram, right?
So what happens is they don't understand
collaborations either.
So if you notice a lot of new streamers,
they do a collaboration with an individual
who wouldn't be able to pull 500 viewers himself
because their popularity doesn't translate
into the streaming world.
They'll do a collaboration with an individual like that,
and they'll justify, or you'll see them at,
you know, instead of 30K, they'll be at 200K.
But that doesn't make sense.
That's not how it works.
That's how it works in the eyes of a non-streamer
who doesn't understand the numbers.
But in the eyes of someone who understands the numbers,
jumping from 30K to 200K,
because you have a guest on that has maybe 300 viewers
at one time, doesn't make any sense.
They use collaboration hype to justify
larger-flated numbers to make it all clear
the unassuming view that doesn't understand the number of items.
The other thing I've noticed is individuals through class, right?
If you notice a lot of streamers that are streaming with other view-botted streamers,
they'll stream with them one time and they'll believe that they themselves are now justifiable
10K viewer streamers.
That doesn't make sense, right?
Sure, for an event you do together with the main streamer, you can have 10K one time,
but it should average down to like a thousand viewers by yourself.
Holding the same 10k you have with the larger figure, while you buy yourself over one day of a collaboration, makes absolutely zero sense.
Yet, that's all we see for new creators.
They collab one time, and then somehow there's 10k viewers consistently with the forced community.
That's not how it works. It'll never work that way. Thank you.
Sorry, I'm really high.
Nah, bro, it's not how it works. Why then?
It takes a long time.
I thought this guy was on my team.
I thought he was on my team, this fucking loser.
I think what I want is a...
So lifesteal item chat, what is it?
It's this, but then it goes up grid.
it's not it's this but then it goes upgrade no vampiric burst that's what I
need there's a lot of collabs spam now though
oh it's been crazy back to back to back to back to back
but it's fine I think I'm being a slime but it's just I feel bad for those who
get diluted by like fake numbers to like take those collabs and then they just
get fucked over because like they they think they're gonna like make viewers and get growth
and the other person gets growth off of them. That's kind of how it's been a day over the
past few years.
Yeah.
And also, sir.
Oh, right.
Oh, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna do some shit, eh.
No, I was just saying like, when I was, when I didn't really watch too many streams, people
get annoyed with me on other people's streams and they say, oh, I can't watch these things here.
So now I've been more of like a viewer than a streamer. I can understand. Like sometimes
there'll be a guy on the stream, I can't watch these streams. Like, I can't.
Did I just not have the spectator yet? You know what I do most of the time? You want to know what I'm...
Listen, I'm sorry what I do as a viewer. So in about nine out of ten streams that I watch,
I don't ever unmute the streamer. I just type and I like talk so much shit and I mean
And I keep it muted
And I don't hear a word they're saying but I'm just I'm just going and it's I don't know why it's just so fucking fun
You just go in Lance
No, so like I'll go in and I like make fun of
So like if I'm watching a slot stream and like lost all your fucking money of these
They're like buy it again buy it again. I need to use it. I'm like you fucking broke
Yeah, that's hardcore. Hey watching
It's like a hardcore like these fucking these manifesting it
Yeah, but but I'm like laughing. I'm like, no, yeah
at the end I mean, I bet you're laughing.
That's pretty true.
Look, are they any drops 100 gift subs?
Yeah, no, I usually tip them what they lost back at the end.
But like that that period of time, I'm just dying, though, just hilarious.
And I'm assuming the play shit talking, but I have no idea.
It's a beauty.
Fucking great.
Oh, oh, bitch, bitch.
I can't have that as you guys buying something there.
Yeah, well the Patriot for this how he's not dead. He sucks
Sorry about the quarterback. Yeah, Drake maybe three interceptions one fumble. Yeah, why is he three?
I think he was nervous crazy young
Because I barely watch football like at all and then all I've heard is like oh this guy's
I'll tell you what, after watching him play, I'm gonna have to convert to a liberal and
guilt him for being white.
That was just not the liberal.
How did he get converted to the process?
That was terrible, brother.
That was that play.
I don't know what he was thinking.
He had to be nervous.
I think you're right.
Did you like the halftime show?
I didn't watch that.
I'm sure.
I don't watch that. I'm sure that he disconnected the call.
Bro, bro, bad baby comes in. He's fucking disconnected.
Wait, who did?
Hugh, I was just kidding.
What do I DC?
No, I don't know. I didn't sign. He don't get it.
I actually liked that. I thought the cinematography was kind of nuts.
I'm fucking cool.
There's a bad baby? Who's that baby? Who is that?
It's the guy that won the Grammy for being like this guy.
No, it's the...
Catch me outside. How about that?
Is it?
I have no idea.
Catch me outside, how about that?
It's not bad bunny, my trip.
Merry Krim.
It's bad bunny.
Yeah, bad bunny.
I said bad baby maybe, you know?
Bad baby is a catch me outside girl, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't watch that, I'm sure.
I think he's over there, I think he's next level.
I literally just watch it for the command such a normie bra. I literally watch that shit for commercials and half-time show
And then I just have a beer as well
Never it literally is like a free invitation to just get sick
I'm not sure if it's so long ago.
I think those misses were really really dramatic, man, fuck.
What is this game exactly?
It's like a TFT mixed with, or not TFT, like a, it's the one game, this thing.
Uh, yeah, TFT.
No, not teamfight tactics, the other one.
Oh TF2?
TF2, TF2, thank you.
It's like a TF2 mix of Marvel arrivals, like what is this?
Yeah, it's like that, yeah.
It's like a smite.
It's like a League of Legends.
It's the same, it's the same, it's the same.
It's the same, it's the same, it's the same.
It's the same, it's the same.
It's the same, it's the same.
It's the same balance guys, same death of chip.
How does she not die?
I'm so down for counter strike, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Do you wanna find one more?
Do you wanna find one more or what?
I'm not sure.
Are you retarded?
Yes.
We just convinced them to play and now you're bailing?
Yeah, I think that.
You want me to lag it around?
Yeah, we're not playing to win the maze.
It's a claim to kill a friend.
I'm probably like me.
I'm probably going to take a little bit of this.
I'm probably going to kill my buddies.
I'm probably going to kill my buddies.
I'm probably going to take a little bit of this.
I'm probably going to take a little bit of this.
it is your high just instantly left yeah
okay X why do you have every EVO of a person but yo yo yo I think my team has
like a brain cancer or something like that I mean it has to be something
time at all because this is insane I'm gonna be honest I don't even see I just
see leather and words what it's it's everybody
bro there's no way I'm not seeing emails I don't I don't have I don't have
seven TV seven TV you gotta get seven TV you get the nightly bill power your
prep and yeah I don't have it so what do I need you want the link no I'm good
bro it what I think I think definitely crippling headshot man do you even know
what the trend emote looks like let me show you yeah training out is pretty
much me looking like I was part of the hillside ice cast yeah you know what I
think that one is but there's another one that looks just like it that you
think is edited but it's actually me very sad actually
So do we need
I think it's over to me so really bad
Yeah, Tyler has Tyler one still but I think he's still going to be like
I had a really good joke right there actually, I was going to say you may have lost late
but you know what's happening. Funny huh? I'm telling you, that's really good huh? Yeah
I wanted to stand like a shit eye and like a fucking muzzle.
He's got me even playing, he's got pre-king nice. I was rating it.
Shadow resists! Huh? What are you doing? Resists? I need to win this game.
now
chat what's the email greek you have that are
balsak
i didn't know what is called like greckler or something
greckler greckler yes
greg that's what i like to call you greg hey greg
oh there it is that's the cutest thing ever greg
you're supposed to get banned remember
They're putting it in the chat you like dude what the fuck wait hang on no no no that was the brog one
The brog brog
Wait he had a brog?
Yeah he had a brog a bitcher
Ah oh sh** my boy
No he had a brog I'm telling you
How you doing Danny?
You coming to chat?
Well soon AI will be adding every email
I'm out, one of you have a limited amount of space, and I'm just taking over.
Oh my, I should talk to AI, bro.
They're burning so much right now.
With AI, I feel like I know more now than I would have.
But, like, Google sucks ass.
Like, at least before the AI thing, it was so hard to find shit.
I just legit just ass rocked anything.
That's okay, and you just let me know when you want to talk about other things
That's yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, and you just let me know when you want to pick up the conversation again
He always wraps it up doesn't he that fucking Brian AI guy
Hi does he
As you just rock for like a like basic is fucking info planning is whatever fucking
I've got to say it's kind of weird how raw it is often.
Yeah, I know.
Because I think it's not like Trisha's too good or whatever.
Like I'll ask it for calories or something and it'll like give me like Canadian calories
or something like a restaurant.
Canadian calories.
It's like different.
Yeah, you want to know why it does that?
I live here and do this.
Why?
Yeah, you want to know why it does that?
Why?
Because you're on a Canadian IP with your VPN and your game.
No, no, no, it's legit, not that.
I don't even have a VPN anymore.
I don't.
You can't do it?
Bro, Greek has more maxims than me and XTC combined.
True, XTC.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Bro, I'm so pissed.
This Greek guy, I'm sitting on like a 32 hour stream.
I'm down like fucking 9 mil.
Greek loads in 100 bucks or 1000 bucks and he hits two maxims on Buffalo King Mega Ways
and some other fucking game.
Wait, following Mega Waze?
But that game is the worst game on the attack,
like on GDFB.
It is so bad.
How'd you met with it?
I'm really just going like,
it's like a lie.
It's like a lie.
Yeah, it's like a lie.
It was his first fight.
His first slide, man.
Actually insane.
And you want your service to make you even more mad?
So I'm sitting there playing jelly peanuts in the car.
Oh, no, I remember that, I remember that.
Oh, he maxed one, Gates of Olympus,
Twice in a row in the same call. What's I haven't max won that game ever in five years
That's a thing lower bet size has to get max ones more
I had like I had a watch at max win like within
20 something they can all just you know and find out until you guys all be behind the scene
Bro
Where is my two like a lot ball a I'm at my base like
Yeah, train you have enough money now to just become the house
It's true in the ass. It's not it's not
yo yo yo yo yo my teammates are role playing like why is it not bad at all
why is it not bad at all they're literally playing in some way I mean I don't get it
that is so cute are they talking in game too yes
I mean okay I guess
what I mean what what what makes them look like a little like do that I don't
get it what is that it's a toss my game man
how do you guys think your cortisol levels are you think you stressed out a lot every day
I don't know what my fucking first and under was.
I don't know what it was.
Yeah, I know you don't know it's an active scene.
I'm facing that pathway all the time.
I don't know.
He shouldn't stress about.
Bro, my team went 2-9-3-4-2-13.
3-3 and then they went AFK and fucking went RP and the fucking...
That was fun!
Yeah, I'm reporting to everybody.
Bro, if you're into this game, like, even if you're in a playbase, just ban everybody to do this shit.
Like, it's fucking awful. Like, I don't get it.
You think the deadlock devs will be as connected as they are in like two years?
Or they're just gonna ghost?
Oh, no. I mean, they're not going to even now. They should at least be here in there, but...
No, they're like the devs like talk in discourse and shit. Oh, yeah
How do you report somebody?
Glow glow glow glow glow glow they say you can't report somebody
Okay, I guess, well at least thumbs them up.
X, you like low key cortisol maxing this entire game?
Yeah, it's getting stressed out all the time.
You need to add that 1 emote with the cortisol and it's got like the...
I'll miss CS, I'll miss CS
I'm in
Give me your fifth
I'll get one of your boys
Yeah, I can do that, sounds good
Please, sir?
Yeah, I got you my brother, give me a sec here, let's see who's awake
It takes a long time, I'm doing my game
Wait, wait, wait, I'm in the window
Oh, we're gonna win
I may have played in a bit, but I was getting schnasty
fucks your emote guy, he uploaded that emote instantly as well, I mentioned it, jesus
I'll give you a dollar for that
I mentioned one thing and it's like instant
who is the emote guy?
give me a
empty, empty box
give me a red that's like not very expensive that I can trade up for like a knife
a bus kill? I think bus kills won up in price because of
a glove-fist thing so expensive. Yeah, back to my sense.
Who's... Who's Diddy Pogginstein? Oh god man, really?
spamming it you're really you're gonna say that
sorry oh shit okay so chrome can is worth nothing it's nice to hear hey say
throw 10 reds and again I say hey say what does only five I know 33 35 33 where
you are you are you Stuart that's me wait I don't think I have you added on
steam I'm Stuart Raffman ex-league pro and I have a picture of Dyrus
oh here's my friend dude
if you want to add me so these are work like nothing I can show those others
how good you got your friend cutting from steam or from the game
from steam so it was this
what's your name on steam your mama wait he's about to trade up
this is hype okay hold on well you're putting the golden coil in that's kind
expensive now it was that was a hundred six bucks I think whatever fuck you have
buzz kills for so what else was what it's a world pattern was what not like
nothing right it kind of I don't know it was a kind of side wait should I make
sure he's not doing something what does that mean kind of size that anything I
that happen.
Crump cannon is decent too.
Buzzkill.
But these ones are a lot though, that looks like 600 bucks a popper.
The buzzkill, no they don't, don't tell me that.
Yeah, the buzzkill is expensive.
There's like 680 bucks.
What?
Yeah.
I'll put one in it just for the night.
What about the temaco?
Oh my god.
Are you?
I think all the reds you ever expensive, but yeah, I mean if you were gonna lowest I think what I was like with anything
Well, what about it was bad, right?
What what cases come out of it comes out of the chroma they almost here the revolver
Fuck it Sunday, it's just gonna be like a thumb bar lost pretty much thousand one point is like a 1.2k
Okay, try that.
Anybody?
Bing!
Ew!
What the fuck is that?
That's my dick.
What the fuck is that?
The dick knife.
The web's not good.
It's a bad web, too, yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's the worst one you can get.
I'm just saying, if anybody buys skins on video games,
you're a loser.
you can zoom in now.
Here's the default buddy.
I mean, yeah, the web is bad.
It's not saying the web at all.
Yeah, it's bad.
What's the where?
What's the where?
It's bad.
Check out the flip though.
Just to look at it.
I mean, I have a bunch of cool shit in there though, I mean.
X, if your dick had a, like, stat, would it be field tested?
Battle Ward.
Factory new.
Factory.
Factory.
Factory.
Factory.
battle scar baby
so what i was a care
battle scar
my dick would be well worn
i guess i'm cool now that you're for sure
what about the statrack on it
do you have it statracked
yeah
that tracks is embarrassing if you don't have a bunch of kills on it
I
Remember people used to farm stat tracks and try get
Shoe 20 that would be that'd be a thousand bucks for a full high beast. Yeah, what do you get out of this?
Chroma to chroma thing
And I think those are in schnasty this could be possible schnasty's to is like rubies. It's Ruby and sapphire
Karambit
That's not really a bad trade-up is it I mean this high beast is worth like 200 bucks
I mean five of them. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, if you get it if you get it, there's no trade-off. That's bad
You just have to get it
Did the market like balance out a bit after the knife update I still haven't been captive
This is the balance out. So yeah right now what it what you see is balance out, okay?
Fuck it's a knife update. All right, everybody one bunk
Eel what?
I'm cooked
But that's not bad, which we do
It's a lot of value, yeah
This is what I maybe like found out in $150 or something like that
Yeah
I mean, $500 most
I mean, probably not even, is it?
$600, like I lost like almost $500
There's so many knives, that's ridiculous
Aw, fuck y'all, there's another one, I guess
Oh, you're hype
We're shredding money down, fuck it
Like, holy shit
why bang oh my god what like what number is it's too black though
see that well yes please I that's the place I do oh it's so nice
No, I think that's because that's because it's it's it's yes to write
Yes, yes, who makes that happen right? I'm pretty that that's almost for blue. No
No, okay well
I like I like it when he spins on the finger zero zero two
I mean that's pretty good. Oh
Wow, Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's not bad at all
It's met that that's my place on the market, which is oh
Nice that actually that was a product. Hey you max one that was actually I said, you know
Give him a sapphire though. I know damn six. Can I speak that fact? Yeah. Yeah, here comes what is
You kind of don't want them to be stat-tracked though because it's like it's like oh my god. Oh my gorsh
That is the rustiest piece of shit. I've ever seen it in my life. I love that. Prates low Prates like point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine
Please uh point six two
I love that. I love that brother look at this side. It's like it's bro
It's sent oil tankers for 20 years. Yeah, holy fuck. I love it
It's just there's something is so mean about it
That's unfair to say because you got like some of the greatest knives in the game
So like you have you can love that like imagine you got that knife and you had no other knives. Would you still love it?
I probably love it more. Yeah, really. Oh, yeah true. I guess so
That's your only knife. Yeah
Yeah, and then look at this one. Look at that. It's like a scum. It's like my scuff set up
Yeah, I like that like cool. No
Yeah, of course. I love the forest DD pad and the what's the boreal forest?
Look, yeah, I
I used to have a budget somebody like look at this one. Look at this one. There's like some vietnam war shit
Yeah, I mean I love the M9 here, but man that bayonet rust coat was nice
What's your best knife x?
Definitely the one that I got
definitely this this is like fucking insane
I remember that I was on the call you know
oh wow that is clean that is fucking clean bro
oh what the hell you got a sapphire?
if not fire nice
it makes me nice oh yeah I like your fire nice
oh that's clean too yeah your fire nice is good
I actually really like this one
But people don't know about it yet.
People in 50 years will like this one.
They don't know about it yet.
Because look on the play side,
it's the apparition pattern.
Look, it has two wings
and face in the middle.
It's like a ghost with wings.
See that?
Dude. Is that insane?
Oh, I see it.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
It's the apparition pattern.
It's just bustling.
from myth or Ghostbusters.
Yeah.
Um, if not, I'd show best gloves you have.
They're all bad.
I don't need good gloves.
Because I like unboxing them.
I don't shit, you know what I mean?
Hey, your Crimson Web.
Maybe these ones are decent.
But they're very, they're disgusting.
But look how I'm broken there.
Doesn't your Crimson Web have a good web on it?
They're gloves?
Uh, no.
No
Yuck
It's not center, but I mean it you see the center at least but these old ones go the ball that's in more where though
And look I brought in there like that that's the old old gloves though
Yeah, I like this the glove trade-ups. How do you do that?
How do you do that gloves right up a trade-up gloves
They have to do reds from the glove case
How do you do that? Is it the bus kills? That's all that's worth a fucking of money though. Oh, is that why the bus kills are up?
Yeah
Bro glove gives I swear chase to send me like 40 a pop for free in my trips in my in my
requests and now that shit's gone so far the president said on the shit like what the fuck is that the blood sports gotta be higher than two
What bloodsports is crazy how popular this game is mp7 bloodsport
I'm not a fan of the plot plot knives you know the double knives some of them look sick
I got like fades 40 bucks oh never mind that hey say we love you and Greek
It's that's a bad way to go though. Oh
So there's sad there's that's why
Interesting do a five buzzkill bro. Don't be a buzzkill. I mean how much is that?
Six times at 3,000 would you do it drink?
Five buzz kills
Probably not
Yes, that's what that's 3k money that was $3,000 Danish out of nowhere
Unless yes ridiculous. What other gun is there in that in that in that series?
People open that to try get the case hardened blue gem. So that's like the
Cheapest way to go for that. So the same knife you get in the weapons case
You get in a glove case for five bucks or ten bucks, whatever it is. Yeah
I mean I can do it right now
I'll buy 10 of these.
It's stat track.
Oh wait, glove case.
Wait, it's stat track.
Yeah, I just noticed.
Wait.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry, I was thinking of revolver case.
Glove case, yes, is the Pandores.
It's the cheapest way to get Pandores.
Yeah, 800.
Would be the one with the buzz kills.
Yeah, the buzz kill case is the glove case.
That's how you get the Pandores.
The easiest way to it's the cheapest way to get Pandora's the revolver case is the blue gem karambit. I fuck it send it into a game fuck it
Holy fuck
Should I not I mean, I mean bro imagine you get it. I
Have four though. Wait hover over it real quick
It's glove right? Yeah, it's glove. Okay good. I thought you had five. I mean, I could put a hype these in there low key
No, a hype beast will make it what 20% chance to get a ruby or sapphire karambit
or bayonet or whatever I would try to find if you're going for gloves that's
right I try to go for the glove case or so I'd go for a case like this on me SSG
rare would do it it doesn't you'd be a SSG dragon fire when I have those didn't
you just have one? That was a soundtrack though, right? No way. Oh, that was 5050 though. Why
was it 5050? Because of the other collection. Oh, no, no, no, it overwritten. They're both
They're in the same collection.
I mean, Matt's one, right?
Okay.
Send it.
Yeah, fucking...
Pandora's. Pandora's. Pandora's.
Pandora's.
Pandora's will be crazy, though, right?
Pandora.
BANG!
Don't spoil.
What the fuck is that?
What the actual fuck is it?
Oh, he's dead.
That's what you call a max loss.
I've never seen that level.
That's crazy.
generally never seen that that period of my life. They're so bad.
Looks like you're about to do some gardening with him.
Like what the fuck happened here? Is there are these new? Did it add those?
Do you think so? I don't get it.
Gardening gloves. I kind of like them.
I mean without shit those all put them on with the rust coat real quick.
Yeah 100%.
No no you would put those with something like so something that's that's kind of bland.
Like there's something you would put with a towel on the aura of scorched.
least in gloves rust gloves somebody said hobo
July gloves Jedi man oh Jedi gloves okay yeah that would be it maybe I just got
it's got out of the controls of it maybe just dude don't go in game with that
At least hit your wrench, at least flex your good shit.
No, I don't.
I've got to do it.
But there's shit that's going to lame it.
I like to make a cool set, you know what I mean?
Oh, you're lame.
See, that got a fence in it.
$1,000.
See, that looks kind of cool.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, that looks kind of nice to be fair.
That's a cool gun, bro.
I mean my CT is dank. I mean, I don't think I can replace that for now
Look at that with the fucking with the blue code as well
I mean, I don't think I replaced that
Wait a minute. It's hard. It's hard
I'm going to play hard.
Alright, so we're playing what?
Yup. Wait, did you get a fast train?
Yeah.
How are you?
I know you're waiting.
Did I? No, I think we need to.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, my guys are all in a game.
I can see how much longer.
What time is it? 439?
How much longer?
I don't think I had anything to open but I don't have any boxes on my ship.
It's a good night.
Is that why all I do that?
They're good things.
I enjoy them.
I might as well switch up to the other one.
I think it's a cool set.
I like those two, but I can't imagine them in anything.
What about suck it 1G?
is that is a way to bulk sell all your shit like I thought I kind of like watch
myself a bunch of knives that I'm not using a lot of shit like really garbage
and I mean you can do it I remember back in the days people always do knife
giveaways on Twitter, but the CSGO guy's way back in the day.
You go on the website and you get the Steam inventory helper extension and then you can
like sell multiple things at once.
They don't do knife giveaways though, they used to.
That was a classic.
The what now?
Yeah.
Like knife giveaways on Twitter.
and nine bad inspector mean this should be like more popular back in the day I
just need one more we could do this guys what dizzy oh I actually like this
combo all right that dizzy sounds great well that combo is sick and I think
that's the one
You're better off with that other knife that you had before that was the same color the gloves
That ground vanilla with the leather kind of went kind of dummy
So I went nice. Yeah, did you dummy thick? I just thought that the the the talent modeling was to us to nice what?
You know I guess
Look
It does go, the vanilla went well, I'm just gonna keep it a buck with you.
I mean, that goes good too.
It does go nice, but the vanilla was just...
I feel like it's too shit of a rust coat though, I feel like it needs more rust, like, it doesn't
have enough rust on it.
It's like the rust that's going off.
That matches, like, so nice.
Yeah, that's nice too.
Alright, and then the bullcrap.
Is it the type of glove, the type of knife that it is though?
Like the handraps don't really fit like a bayonet type.
This is more of a, almost like a fucking rebel fighter, middle eastern vibe, you know what
I mean?
Yeah, exactly.
It fits the talent a lot more than the fucking bayonet.
I mean, it will just go 0-15 in the next thing.
see though he's fingerless makes the looping of the knife a little easier logistically
and I guess maybe it's been one kind of combat we're talking about here like in a city in a
desert that we're gonna come out we're talking about here because desert it desert but you're
versing people that are normally from like a rainforest so he's still the night out of somebody
or he doesn't even have his father in jail.
Yeah, 100%. No, 100%.
He's still off of a body.
That's the man that tried to kill him, and he turned the knife around and got him.
Holy look.
Sometimes he's been using the knife.
It matches the end, definitely, then.
But what the Russell, though, is that he's like a war veteran from like Vietnam
who invaded his country and he killed me in New York there.
And he uses that as his new victims, you know what I mean?
Like, he's like, depending on his country, with like...
Yeah, and he leaves his knife in them, and then he grabs their knife.
Yeah, but then...
Like, his next knife.
Yeah, but then I mean, okay, then I can only get one kill of the knife, and then he loses all the fucking score value.
Yeah, you only get one knife kill, then you go to the Rust code.
You gotta get whatever knife...
Okay, then I mean, I could do that. Yeah, I could do that then.
That's just making a lot of sense, lore-wise.
Yeah.
So, anybody have a player?
Your momma's.
Yeah, X.
We got anybody guys smart?
Yeah, X.
You know when Jinx left the call the other day?
I kind of felt like he closed the tab like it was a YouTube video, like a next segment.
Oh, you know, but he does that though.
He does that though.
It's like, we were just like a segment and he just like closed it out and left.
even say bye like we're like a YouTube video yeah it's all good though I mean
he out of all the shimmers that he cares a lot about like like continuity you
know I mean yeah like my last time we were playing got it's fun and if we
had no guy like one minute he was panicking like he was like genuinely
he was shivering in the fucking call I mean I didn't know this was back I
I respect that, but it's just a level that we're not really used to, you know?
Yeah.
So what are you thinking about a fifth year?
Why did you join me at X? I've got EU servers. You do not want to be on my lobbies.
Look at that, though.
I mean, the lobbies will be much harder than NA lobbies, because EU players are a lot better.
But that I mean that that's just campus no reason why the e-bike could be better than they have nothing to do like like they
They have nothing to live for us. Yeah, just say how it is. It's how it is
Like yeah, I just say how it is the way we got brought up and the way we taught things
We just became better and more advanced humans than the NA. It just is what it is
We just download information faster if if the Koreans were that what it on board CSC is
We yes would have no saying any there would even be any any tournaments
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, first of all, you're French Canadians. You never get to speak on any game.
You are known for being Welsh.
There is Korean CS teams. They get shit on.
Yeah, because, like I said, they don't give a shit about the game.
I mean, who, who dis... like, what is French Canada?
Like, they all speak French.
Oh, I'm not good at...
Like, what is that?
No, a train went to another Discord to go get someone, pretty sure.
And you just joined back try it. Yeah, what's up? Sorry? I was doing some training. What do you think about French Canadians?
seriously
Well, let me tell you this
Up until I before I met
So I have a guy on my team, let's just say he's French Canadian and let's just say he is racist
No, no, okay. Well, what?
Well, no, well, XQC is not wrong. French-Canadian is they get mad at video games very fast. It's a very interesting place, absolutely.
But yeah, I mean, one of the guys on my team who's French-Canadian, he is probably the...
Yeah, he's like the Delta of Canada. He's just hopped here, like, highest 1% of the 1%.
So after meeting him and of course meeting ex QC
Yeah, I'm kind of indifferent about it, but yeah, like other than that before that. Yeah, there's definitely a
Stereotype if that's what you're asking. Yeah, I was using some googling
I wonder why we're a lot of the trash talk and I'll get mad everybody gets bad and I realize that
I it's because of the lead piping in this area much real in your bag area and how it leads to a question in development
the the lead-fighting, yeah, lead poisoning, get into the bones and into the brain, and
Addy causes the subject to be more aggressive in his habitat, and there's a lot of lead-fighting
in here.
What's that?
It's when they're bad at aiming in video games because of lead poisoning.
No, I'm just saying it's more of a behavioral thing than any performance thing.
Black mold and lead and a bit of everything.
Microplastics, fuck it.
I
Know is a tab out of neck about my the call is another neck
Usually people they like the combo with a pepper in a can I mean they combo it you know about neck the call is
Tab a neck the chorus. Yeah, I like that
I'm gonna do it like like you a little bit of gambling you like chance as the fuck is this
was that
uh... those years in the house this guy
with a house that's for the first morning i got it for me so
spoiled up for the morning well and you
gamble when we wait for this
i'm watching but what
hello i'm waiting for my sister do you want to play with two girls haha you
can add me on steam i will write you when we start the game
i found in the list of recent allies
admi
well the fuck are you
recent allies. I've only played with five snacks.
It could be that.
It's like recent players.
I think he sounds lit.
I'm going to go chill out on some gambling.
I'll take a little bit.
I'll sit back on some device to the Twitch spot.
I'm only going to be there for like an hour or two, so...
Well, yes, I'll fight CS, because we're good.
I sounded awful, Tram.
Yeah, that's silly.
Yeah.
There's another faith.
Good chat, good. I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing gambling.
I'll show that screen.
Good chat, I'll do chat. I guess I'm not going to roll the actual chat because it won't be lost for long.
Okay, you're the best chat.
You're the best.
We're doing some gambling.
Okay, take care, good evening, good day.
I'll be there in a moment. Sorry I wasn't there yesterday.
I'll see you in a minute.
Bye, I'll be there in a minute.
Bye, chat.
Bye to Jack. I'm gonna kick. See ya.