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02-24-2026 · 9h 39m
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Jesus
He did lose a lot of weight. It's called free con YouTube. Just skip a few minutes in its crazy
I'm getting bothered. I'll wait for something to post about it. Okay
You need to give them some gold give the pigs some gold no put to the off-handed food. No
Build some
you have them some do all the fish moly I mean I mean what is he doing it Jesus
fuck you where's the lava in the bucket
alright last one
this is three days old
oh my god
back to the free time
well I'm at this point I really wish I'm dead
yeah I wish I was dead
jeez
how long is this in years?
why did they just build up until they get the food?
I
Chat my favorite streamer with goofy our hair goofy our hair goofy our hair
By the way, you don't have any more
Any unexcused absences will result in your termination
Listen the reason I wanted Trump was because I wanted to make more money. All right. That's why I'm
Saying at least I'm honest. I don't give a fuck if you're lying. I don't give a fuck who's the president
I want to make more money.
I'm a greedy bitch.
Okay?
At least I'm saying it.
I've been saying it from day one.
Now tell me why I ordered an $8,000 exhaust.
Because you're dumb?
And then a week after I order it,
I get a call, you got to pay a 57% tariff on it.
What?
I got to pay an extra over $3,000
when I already paid $8,000 on a fucking tariff.
I don't need to know what I'm...
Yeah, but who buys exhaust though?
I mean, Chad, if anything, Chad,
the bills when I tell them don't buy this shit,
why is it buying exhaust?
I mean, it's fucking useless.
Every car guy, you're not a car guy, you're a loser.
Yo, don't go around and try to compare carbical
with losers, okay?
You're fucking bullshit fucking fart repeater.
You're putting it at the back of your car.
Isn't fucking performance.
It's a sound maker, it makes sound.
You're a dumbass.
Like shut up.
Jesus, man.
You'll go to have your fucking,
like fucking $200,000 fucking bullshit on the Civic.
Out the wazoo fucking V-Tech bullshit ricer.
Fucking dumbass.
What a stupid comment.
Guy without telling me you're not a car guy
Bro, like I said, don't know I get it you have a modified piece of shit car
I understand it one month. Can you shake it for the one time where the fuck cares, bro an exhaust?
Bro, just stop just stop it just stop it just stop who are you trolling?
Yeah, we're we're older than my performance exhaust all my civic like
Come on, bro
I remember this.
The body got gone.
Fuckin' liar.
Who's got the gun?
The body got the gun.
We found shit.
You didn't hear the gunfire?
No.
Probably.
You know what happened?
Yeah.
I had an officer sitting right there that heard the gunfire.
You know what happened? Yeah, I had an officer sitting right there that hurt a gun. Okay, listen
No
Okay, but we don't have a good this car a test because we're gonna bring to commerce did it go 30 times
Okay, you ready?
This is a mistake. You ready?
Hey, this is a mistake. Well, the way he's thinking, I don't like. I'm working the Connie shop.
No, I don't hear I don't want it dead in the street because illegal so I'll do it my shop
You know where the bridge is right there? Yes, there's two policemen sitting under the bridge like this, and they hear that
Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry about that
I love you, excuse me
You are the best of the classic video of CLU, you are the best of the classic video of CLU
You are the best of the classic video of CLU
You are the best of the classic video of CLU
You are the best of the classic video of CLU
is that right they call I guess
yeah it's it's trash it's trash I gave you ten bucks you fucking just show the
track for an hour and a half the fucking exiles fucking burns through and
And falls off the fucking car it actually made an hour at the track
They should build a nice fucking a ring of fire on it and actually melts off the fucking thing
I'm just saying I'm saying well, you know, you know the core guy, you know, I can't either
You know, you're not I don't even v-tech roll like Jesus the tariffs are only on exhausts
Politics is not your strong suit
Motherfuckers! You are just performing now!
I am dead!
I am dead!
Whoa! I'm not touching you!
What the fuck is happening here?
Yeah, what if I arm? What do I get out?
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Help!
I'm losing the laptop!
What the fuck?!
I'm doing what?!
Help!
Here we go with the monthly clip from the rent money classic.
Bro, okay, okay. Out of all people, okay? I don't think these two need rent money, okay?
I'm pretty sure they probably own the building you live in right now. I mean, if I think of
a wild guess, they own your building. I mean, I'm just saying, the original spot, I love
rent money, okay? Like, I don't know if it's fake or not. I don't think it's fake,
but I mean, I don't think we're gonna be able to make the argument that it's
fake. I mean, at this point, it's kind of hard to blame them, but I don't think
say personally um well it's five minutes of this shit I'm not I don't think I'm
gonna watch this whole skit well I'm not skit but this whole nothing to do
late game
um well yeah well what was that yo did you leave my shit that's weird
Yo, yo, yo!
Very interesting, eh?
Is that a Starlink?
Yo!
Yo!
Who's reporting this shit?
Who the-
Okay, not mad.
Oh, not mad.
Oh, not my games fucking good.
Motherfucker, who is-
Who the fuck is filming this shit?
The police station?
Well we can't go in the police station. I already tried to go in before. They won't let me in.
I don't, how do I even know? Dude, what is this chat?
That's actual fuck up.
That's it. That's actual fuck up.
How?
The fuck are you doing? I'm doing? I said fuck you. What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, fuck, are you doing it?
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
I get it, I get it.
It's a skip, but it's also a skip,
skip, I get it.
So the thing is, the thing is fake,
but it's fake double time,
where the whole thing is also fake, got it?
Geez, man.
The most obvious shit of all time.
What is that?
Oh, that's cute, what the heck?
in chat. That's so cute.
You're gonna make one for me as well, eh?
No!
Really?
Fifty-eight months.
Sup, my guy.
Hope you have a great stream.
Much love.
Lee?
Your bitch is unbelievable.
You're gonna join me?
Got it.
I guess.
Almost as big as him.
Thank you.
Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
What time did you end up in league?
Errol?
Damn, bro.
I just peed.
Was that during the fight?
I don't know, man.
Was that while I was fighting, bro?
No.
Nigga, did I beat myself?
Nigga, what the fuck's going on with me, bro?
Chad, can I interview him?
I feel like, yo, I cannot prove it, Chad.
I think there's entities or people out there
that are coordinating paid posts,
and they're boosting certain, it's weird.
I can't, I can't prove it.
But there are forces.
This is something that in most cases,
we had not been proactively managing or policing,
putting combined chat on screen.
But it was the case that if a report was made,
then we were issuing warnings.
I mean, that was what happened recently for Gighook.
And I don't think in hindsight,
we've definitely heard the feedback.
And so to be clear,
we are updating our enforcement guidelines
to make sure we are not issuing.
Yo, yo, yo, I had called the South 20 times.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I had called the South 20 times,
but if the other guy, they get the needle moving,
really, come on, bro.
What yo why why do you think that I didn't talk about it a lot?
Because what do you think this is on it on a screen it?
What do you think is on a screen it?
Why do you think there's some names that weird colors and some that don't have badges on them?
Because I have to make my own fake combined chat. That's why I had to work with fucking
Fucking thank you. Thank you. Thank you with some people
Well, I was dark to make a fucking fake combiner enforcement actions for integrating combined chat on the video from your stream, such as what happened figure and what he was doing when he received the warning.
Now it's important to note the streamer is still taking responsibility for what happens in the chat from third party platforms since we don't control that.
So sorry about the confusion. Thanks for the feedback.
I had the idea, I commissioned it, he made it, I paid him, and then he got the product.
I mean, I mean, it's like he's willing to offer me.
It was my idea.
I love you.
Yo, yo, you have no idea what I do, we have no idea what I do off stream, essentially
it was very elaborate to ask him, ask darkness what we had to do to make this shit work,
we had to completely change the fabric of it, we had to standardize chatting in one
I'm...
Good one.
Um, anyway.
You guys are trying to take away my credit.
Um, because...
It's gonna be awful.
I found something.
Okay, what did you find?
Just watch the clutch here, Avon.
You are literally the god of rocket league.
Found a place.
Truly the best at everything you do.
There's a massive in there.
Just go on and on and on.
All these rooms.
Okay, but this is awful though.
Actually more like it.
This is awful though.
Yeah but...
This doesn't feel like the back rooms though.
It's missing all the correct components to make it feel like it's the back rooms though.
Like...
Well I'm just saying, this doesn't feel like the back rooms at all.
The backroom has a higher contrast.
You can really feel the carpet or the whatever's on the ground.
It just doesn't feel like the backroom, I don't have to tell you, I mean, what else?
I don't make the rules here.
Um...
Alright.
um
alright
anyway, once again
chat, it's time
do you know what time it is?
it's finally time
are you ready?
pepega clap world record pepega clap world record pepega clap world record
Stop stop stop stop it stop it. I was we have been jelly guys. Anything interesting happen today?
Whoa, whoa, Jesus
That's awful
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch it. It seems awful. Um, okay check
Let's take a look at this poster
U.S. government warned NVIDIA CEO 300,000 viewers the other day, Lil Bro seriously fell off.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I can manifest anything I want to. I have to think about it.
U.S. government, Apple, an AMD CEO that China could invade Taiwan by 2027.
Apple's CEO poorly said it. He sleeps with one eye open.
Okay, Apple doing things to make my phones on the phone city skyline ships for you. Please excuse the L
Well
I mean what there's just typing shit I think I think there's just typing shit
It's really...
1,977.086 days separate.
I'd start like streaming. I feel like it was not...
Well, you started before, but I feel like a streamer like me...
Open up, Mr. Streamer.
So Doctor, I have the annual test results.
It appears that you are suffering from being too handsome.
Ha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
It's so un-fine.
If I take credit for this.
What? No, go ahead.
Like, start like streaming.
I feel like it was not a, well, you started before,
But like I feel like it a streaming like made twitch like such like a mainstream thing like I would never see
True every true streamers on TikTok like any clips or anything until after us
I
Yeah, yeah, diabolical baiting he why is he baiting or something? Yo, he said stand on he said stand on it
I feel like twitch wasn't a big thing before and it also a streamer university happened like a bit after
We started streaming together
So I could that plus us streaming like made this if I take credit for us
What no go say like start like streaming. I feel like it was not a well you started before but like I
Also made twitch like a mainstream thing. Yeah, it's gonna be a hard no
but I mean we could keep going I mean I'm sure there's other things right like
I mean it's gonna be a hard no I'm not gonna negotiate that we're not gonna
negotiate these terms that particular part of the take is gonna be no but I'm
sure there's other things you could say
whoa I'm not gonna watch this shit whatever you're
I've never responded to this week.
I've never replied to it.
It isn't.
Yeah, this is,
this is Michaela is one of the worst six.
But she's not right.
She's just saying shit.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I mean, this, I mean,
I don't even know what you could be thinking
that this is correct,
a correct take.
Like, I didn't see the segment.
I didn't see it.
I had a research segment,
but I didn't, I just,
I just looked at what the,
what the auditors were saying.
And I, yeah, I mean, true.
I was.
Um... I didn't want...
I didn't make Twitch mainstream, is that what I said?
Bro, bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
What in the hell is that? I didn't make... I didn't make Twitch mainstream.
Oh, okay, he's one of those call me on Discord, that guy.
Um, yeah, I didn't make this mainstream either.
Like, if you want to debate who made Twitch mainstream,
stream. There are a few debates. Some people say, uh, um, Ninja made, made, uh, a, a, a,
a, a, a Twitch. Okay. Ninja made a Twitch segment. I made it just in time. Yo, hold on a sec.
Okay
Ninja may put twitch out it pierced the containment sphere, but I think
Kai really
Cemented the endeavor to mainstream it. I think I did it to the to
You, um,
Kai, okay, okay. Ninja. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Ninja, Aiden and Kai are the ones that
translated and cemented the format to mainstream.
Oh, done, done.
L-T-T-B-H.
Done so. Done so. I did it. I did it. Yo, I don't care what anybody says.
What I say is the truth that you're 36 months. Wow X people saying speed is ridiculous
I've laced it up time. I play speed all the time in that
thing
Wrong one with over twitch. Okay, if you're talking about trimming
speed
streamed only
YouTube most of time 99% of time. Okay, and another day
Yeah, it was part of the time where string was also there.
I mean, I don't know what else you want from me.
I just picked some facts right there and you're mad at me.
Out to parties and streaming every time.
I miss streaming so much like I miss going out to parties
and streaming everything.
So, I think I'm gonna start collabing and start going out
and start streaming, start going to California again.
I think I've been a mother way too long.
Like it's been like-
They've inspired me!
I will go, yo, yo, yo, Twitch is actually a thing.
After seeing this clip, yeah, I'm gonna go for fuck it.
I'm gonna go live on Twitch, man, fuck this shit.
I'm inspired, dude.
Now she's mainstream, dude.
So, I'm straight of me being a mom.
I'm tired of it.
I'm not gonna be among the more I'm just gonna start going out. I'm gonna go out every weekend
I miss dreams so much like I miss yo yo yo kick buddy buddy
You know, you said hi, you think twitch went mainstream you're missing the point. I'm missing the point
Listen
All right, we're doing it with the twitch education today. Okay, okay?
Okay, this is time
Okay, and this is as the exposure. Okay exposure
Basically, basically what I'm saying is hold on
Which was like this, okay? Well, I can only really go up because you can't be losing exposure damage
It can't be like this right over the years. Okay in my opinion, I mean ninja
Kind of made it go like this
And that's cool now, right?
I would consider this to be like the line of mainstream.
It was mostly pretty underground,
mostly pretty unknown before the big Ninja boom.
And then it really kinda slowed down a little bit.
But then, but then, but then, it's in my opinion
that Aiden spiked it for sure, at least again.
Yo, yo, the LeBron thing,
he brought Twitch to heights
that we hadn't seen consistently before.
He genuinely did it.
He genuinely spiked it up again.
And that inspired people like Guy,
like a lot of other people that came,
more people that are more mainstream people
to start streaming.
It actually inspired a lot of people that,
bro, they will never admit this.
But a big way of doing it is to watch right now.
weren't inspired by the rise of Aiden.
And I'm not even glistening at it.
I never glistened on the topic.
And it's my opinion that that also slowed down a little bit.
And then Kai made this in my opinion,
definitely re-spiked also it saturated it.
It saturated the endeavor.
Because of the density, what they were missing
in that part of the stream was density.
They didn't have a lot of hours.
They would only do skits and pre-made stuff.
And shouldn't have don't last a lot of time.
And Kai really made long and saturated.
They gave a lot of clips, and I really got it out there.
There's all these three spikes, right?
Art Ninja, Aiden and Kai.
I mean, what else is there?
Explain it.
Me, where am I in this?
I am saturation.
If you look at my hours watched, okay?
You can think of all the cards that they want to add it,
but I am saturation.
If there's a cake, yeah,
and if you have not all the sparkles
of all the fucking glazing,
but I'm a big part of the fucking,
of the white cake.
Let me.
Oh, where's the last one yet?
I don't know, eating food at McDonald's.
You're so ugly and annoying.
And you're fucking your choppin' broke, fuck you!
You're me, you're me, you're me.
Uh, um, here we go.
Here we go.
Right.
Yeah, remember, we're here to win.
Ah, we got it.
Nice.
Awesome shield.
There we go.
Yes, this is the one we needed.
Ready, we're ready.
Go straight to the middle.
Hold the middle.
Charge in.
I will check the side room.
Just hold it.
And they are.
They're getting up.
chat
you are the sponge of the cake mr. cow
make him regret it
yeah and we're getting fairer nice more than we want them all
Oh, that was an amazing shot.
See, Ryan Hoss needs the dirty.
God, what's fuss?
If you listen carefully, you can hear them rage right now.
Yes.
I don't think this was bad.
You can see they're coming.
No, no, no, running away.
That's taken care of.
Oh, look, look, Pharah's trying to be sticky.
My health is down.
My health is down.
He's on the ground.
Pharah's down at first.
carried away I'm gonna get out sorry I had to get out that to get out oh no
hey this is a fun but I just don't know how long it will last for you know I
mean like I know how replayable it is it doesn't look bad to play for a few
games but I'm like it's very replayable you know I mean how did the
escape oh that was inches away we need to kill this raincash no hash I
I got it, you have to move.
All right, I'm ulting, I'm ulting.
I'm gonna heal on the back line.
Nice, nice, nice.
They can regret it, make them regret it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Chad, guys, I got no, Chad, guys, where's the Brigetta?
It seemed like they're doing the restart
of the removing heroes, but yo, I'm out for that.
That was fast.
Wait, if you listen carefully,
you can't.
Yeah, they remade all the bad heroes.
They're going back to the old school.
They forget everyone in the game.
I mean, she cooked the game.
It's Tracer.
It's Lydia Moba.
Um.
You want to report that?
You don't used to show you.
You used to show you everyone that was loading.
Yep, I remember that but then people got bullied for their PC
and then and then we're moving this because people got bullied because of their win rate
Profiles, we removed it because people get bullied and based on their stats
but this but no we removed it because people got insensitive about their player pick
I am glad to be part of this as well first stream
Then what, hide the name and the champion, hide the in-game score, hide the whole map
You know what, hide the whole game, you know what, bang the game, bang computers
true true true I mean dude it I mean Jamie though I think this is about
concerns about take
I don't know who like this I'm not really all this shit I'm not you I can't
even read the Chinese I can't even read this shit I don't want me to read
this shit watch your streams for entertainment for many of us I can't
I didn't get rid of that something that helps us get through stressful days or lonely nights
Stay blessed take care of yourself and family
What do you do man?
I don't think so horse skin is working with the fireton
Um, yeah
Okay, I think I'm ready now. All right, can you drop we can fix this later on sound loud
out. You are my entire mouth.
Let's move it.
Let's do the heads to rights.
What are you, you want to do my song?
That was back when you could take some time.
It's not, I'm not proud of it.
I'm not proud of it.
I'm not proud of it.
I'm not fucking her like that.
Not funny.
Four years time finds a way.
Well, you actually like it.
We can fix it later.
Wait.
Which one is that?
Chat, what is-
Huh?
Oh, it's the before one.
We can fix this later?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it feels not mastered.
It's really bad.
It's not good.
The drums need a lot of work, it's very very basic drum loop, it has no as no boom boom
boom, it just boom boom, boom boom boom, it's whatever though.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I saw it. I mean, not gonna lie. When you did your rendition of give them the love, it was angelic.
I mean, I feel like I feel like
If you make a terseval always apologize for their condition. It's it's it's awful. I mean, it's a bad precedent.
If the guy didn't apologize, and he doesn't want to apologize, it's public definement.
Because you're cornering the disabled to apologize for being disabled, and it's really unfair
for them.
And it's a bad precedent.
It is absolutely setting a precedent for everybody else.
Now it's, oh, oh, if I hear a ticket, I'll apologize to me because you were rude
to me.
Like, no, I'm good on that.
I mean, it's fucking stupid.
Burn it, sorry.
Umm...
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Some guys in a wheelchair at the red light, at the green light.
Okay? Because they need to eat it at the same time.
Beep beep!
Fucking move, Moron!
Yo, wheelchair fucking cracker!
Move the fucking thing, really?
Jesus!
I mean, yeah, that's fucking weird.
I mean, I'm not gonna do anything to apologize.
Anyway.
Let's do a chat.
Uh, I saw the backroom thing.
I don't really believe this is very good.
Uh, the White House?
Jesus.
Yo, yo, he's already dead.
He's already dead.
Who were the firing shots at him?
He tweeted this shit fucking last year.
Okay, before you got relegated it back to fucking the dating scene dude like I don't know what for one of the guys
I treat fuck that also
Canada didn't lose buddy. Canada didn't lose buddy. They didn't lose it. What was played was not hockey
I don't give a shit every hockey head knows that they didn't play hockey
They played some fucking stupid minigame. They played Mario Party minigames on the fucking ice shit's trash
trash! TV3 is a fucking joke! Trash!
In this video, we are destroying 10 fucking schools all around the world. Over 200 million
fucking children sadly have access to education and I think that's a huge fucking problem.
So I took it upon myself to not only tear down schools for these kids, but also to steal
their fucking food and drain their fr-
Okay, c'mon bruh.
uh...
to be three over time it was a very nice role
yet you don't watch it
okay uh...
and what you think it's a bit
there was one time holy cope
u.s.a. it was kind of a little bit of a
That's one of you.
The horror game was called Night at the Gates of Hell.
Have you ever played that horror game?
Never even heard of that horror game.
It's actually really good.
You should like, love to play it after your game
and channel it's really good, I think you'd like it.
And at the very end, I had a jump scare at the end
and I screamed and I saw some squirt action was there.
But there was not a stain.
So what do you mean?
So like no Hershey marks?
Is there anything now that she's gone?
Oh, OK.
It's one of them Y's.
But you're still counting that as shitting yourself, right?
Very interesting.
No, actually, no, I'm not.
OK, so full line.
Because if there's no stain, you can't count it.
All right.
Okay, what are we doing today?
Uh, we could do some, we could play some games and do some, some reactor or whatever.
Hello, Mr. Force. I'm a new viewer, and have to see if your touch is disgusting with
target gameplay. I've proceeded to doubt my own eyes out. Please, could you turn
the
I can tell how
I used to use the
The ways people are dying
working on dying
didn't give me my credit
for the Oozzy one
can I help assist you
in being made
I should have known that
Do you want the names
of the songs
because they are the same
sample I made
Oh my god
What the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
How the...
Yeah.
Chedetian, the Renderdown, is that what happened?
Oh, this is shooting me!
I was in the Dallas, pursuing a student degree, investigating adults,
looking to meet kids for sex.
This individual, unfortunately, was sending an explicit picture
telling the fortune of the world for a few months.
I found you a song to add to your RLTRI playlist.
He was with it.
He'd come to go in his eyes,
so he can see the contrast from the kids' eyes in the cover.
I'm sorry to interrupt your class, but if this man is a pedophile, he's gonna be through
and through.
You guys say, if I know it's a street service TV, I apologize for interrupting your education.
I'm proud of you.
I was very confused.
I'm saying, okay.
All right.
All right.
So, I know.
I know.
I'm at a mistake.
I'm at a mistake.
Like, I shouldn't, I should not talk.
Huh?
of the conversation much earlier than that.
You know what I'm saying, why would you send the tennis video?
No, sorry, I don't know, can I finish my last?
I just need two minutes of your time, by the way.
Yeah, I also need two minutes.
But whose recording is that? What is happening?
You know what, I know this is important, I know this is important.
I
Use your head it's the cop. Yeah, but it doesn't seem like that. Oh, I mean it was angle. It doesn't it doesn't any police here
And so like that interesting chap what the fuck was that?
I don't even know what I just watched it out of my mind.
This seems like a...
Yeah.
Interesting.
Oh, what else we got?
I never really watched him, but would you say such a little spike on your graph in terms of mainstream?
Just saw a tick tock of him and feel like I saw a lot of mainstream clips
It's just added some spike to your graph. No
At the point you can add you can add anybody
What else you got
Why what is it? Wait, what do I mean?
Solid need Tom Sons is way opens up the way back in don't forget that low HP belts
This is not okay.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
Two.
I'm in 18.
That's cool.
What the fuck is that, dude?
I can't.
I'm getting bit I'm yeah I was yeah you guys maybe browse to talk I don't like
anymore so I was on this I'm sure all you were familiar with Vince McMahon even
if you don't watch the WWE you've seen his name or maybe you've seen him get
hit with a bedpan by Stone Cold Steve Austin when he was in a hospital bed
or maybe you've watched him blow out both of his quads when he tried
sliding into the wrestling ring you've probably at least seen this
And I imagine a lot of you know that there is a very disturbing history with some allegations
of horrible things.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
And it's very clear.
It's no secret.
What is that?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You trying to catch up to me keep taking off
I know, I know, I understand that, but that's why I was very confused, right?
It wasn't like you were running, it was just like you almost hit, I think, 115 miles an hour.
All right, and then you just hit, hit someone, because you weren't paying attention.
Were you looking at your phone?
No, trying to drive, no, not looking back.
The person was right in front of you.
There's got to be a reason you hit him.
Ah, I haven't been driving on the car in so long.
It was right in front of you. You went straight at it.
At 100 miles an hour.
Is this guy like 9 years old?
I'm just making sure you're not having a medical condition or anything.
Do you need an ambulance?
No.
Alright.
Just your registration?
No.
Your license in here?
No, she's my father.
Alright.
Thanks for keeping me safe.
I know what this guy is, but I don't know.
Thank you.
Jack, Jack, at what point is this not, is it not like criminal speeding leading to, uh,
to, uh, to, uh, by the, by the injurisim share or something?
Just like that, how you doing?
Hi.
I'm the investigating trooper.
Okay.
So, how you doing?
I know you are.
Um, so...
So, Super Robbins that I was following in the unmarked vehicle said you're doing over 100 miles an hour.
All right, before you struck the vehicle.
Yo, yo, yo.
All right, so I'm going to be issuing you a misdemeanor summons for reckless driving, okay?
So, it's just going to take me about 10 minutes to write it up.
I'll give you a court date probably within three weeks or a month. That's it. Do you residing Connecticut?
Okay, so it'll be
So it'll be the court right here, I'll give you the
bottle get it
Man, I mean what what's the fucking job? What's the legal person here 115 and then he hits somebody that that's criminal
I'm abused
um that's fucking awful anyway I mean yeah I mean special treatment no shit that
was pretty bad most popular artists from Beethoven I feel like if Beethoven
Yo, he's not a change my take it if that's open when hard today you won't be in the famous
Or my jar
Anyway, what else would it be anything interesting?
Hello everyone, this is your daily
I want to watch the tourists die.
I object from home to try and make each other laugh.
I didn't get to watch it.
Thank you.
Oh, I mean, yeah, man. I mean, we were...
Yeah, I think I'm gonna watch this video.
Okay, it's just for 30 minutes.
This robot decided to join this protest.
There's not long.
What about revolution?
What do we have right now?
What do we want?
What do we want?
What do we want?
What do we want?
What do we want?
Anyway.
What is that?
Oh wait, it's the same guy, right?
I'm trying my best to hold it in.
Hold it in.
Shut up!
best to hold it in, hold it in.
Shogging! Fuck off!
Sorry.
It is right!
Do it!
I'm not sure you would sigh for a slight aspire to
a son of a fishmoy.
I watch all of these!
Excuse me, L.
Fuck off!
When we're together,
we feel
some kind of harmony. You know there's a connection somewhere.
Welcome, mate.
John's Tourette weekend gets underway with a relaxation session.
Picture in your mind a beautiful green field.
I'm up to my knees in fucking co-part.
Is there a wind?
When you're ready, if you get up from the recliner.
Hmm!
Johnny Davidson!
Hi, hello.
Hi, hello. I'm Heather from Citizens Advice Beer and Gallows Shields that actually helped at all.
Fuck off, who was he?
Absolutely. And we sound as advisers like we're asking really nosy questions.
Chopper died in pubesgenia?
Don't shoot the messenger.
He died in pubesgenia.
The next one is propriety of behaviour with other people.
This missile would be expected to tolerate the behaviour.
Fuck off!
quite. That's not a very good word for it. But there is somebody who's actually...
Your dogs get tetched.
...in the law and thought it through at last.
Do you want to...
I'll leave that with you so that you can have a look at it.
You're very helpful.
Then there's more on...
Did you mean it or not? That's the dealing with it. So I'll leave. That's how the
points work now.
Now it's classic.
And they're better than the old points.
Yes.
Everyone in capacity benefit. It's going to be moved on to the next.
You've got Terex by proxy now!
You're about to be BC, not him?
I'm a little bit of a bolt, I mean, if you work on him,
race is ensured, I think it's gonna be awful.
I mean, I didn't see the clip, I didn't see the clip,
I didn't see it.
Yeah, I didn't see it, I don't know how bad it was,
you know what I mean?
So I want to watch it, but censored version of Force,
where the word doesn't come out, but...
Fuck!
That's Jacko, karate kick, power force,
and bendable neck.
Asshole!
Fuck!
Shit! Dumb shit!
Alright Thomas, maybe we should go?
Alright! Come bitch, ass bitch!
Here, let's buy you a nice toy to take home.
Dude, that mom is cute.
I'm sorry, my son Thomas has Tourette syndrome.
What? You're telling me there's an illness that makes you blurt out obscenities?
Alright, hold on just a second here.
Are you telling me that you have this Tourette syndrome that you can say whatever you want all the time and never get in trouble?
It's a neurological disorder. He can't help it. Yeah
It started about four days ago doctor and every day seems to get worse
Oh
I was checking out the internet and it almost seems like his symptoms are like those in something called
Tourette syndrome Tourette syndrome. What is that mommy?
That doesn't seem likely Tourette's a hereditary disease
It doesn't just suddenly start
Don't worry you'll make sure everyone understands your disease and gives you the compassion you deserve
Yo, come on you really really really really
That there's you gonna there's gonna sit that
There's gonna say fuck it. We're just gonna sit there really the stars of the film sinners Michael B. Jordan
Is this live? I don't know.
I saw them leaving the scene in this vehicle.
Is this live?
Bang!
Why is it?
Looks like it is.
the issue here is that there are no units behind this right now this is just
being pursued by the helicopter LAPD's helicopter overhead we heard them
desperately calling for CHP to get involved they had authorized some units
to get involved in the pursuit on the ground but I don't think they've been
able yo oh come on what the lads right now when it's like this we only have
coverage from the air and not from the ground so we'll see if they're able
to get any units in place or if CHP's gonna pick this up but they are flying
here southbound five now as we make our way towards Los Files Amy I want the
right shoulder. I'm not calling anybody no more texting the chat guys I feel bad
last time I'm not calling your texting I'm not doing any of that
yes it's unfair it's unfair yes yes I feel like it's not natural yes it's
not organic it's very forceful and it's not what I do and I people do
that what do I did it's gonna become a bad president and they're gonna hate it
and they're gonna hate all of us it makes us all look bad I'm I'm I celebrated
kind of but I I feel bad now text them why don't they just haven't a new a
Uh, uh, a drone.
Okay, now text, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
Really?
Really?
You're a shell aga.
Oh, oh, oh, damn!
This is crazy!
I
Who's laughing about any weapons on that one, but you just saw really really height danger right there
Well, we can see it. Oh, there's a lot of power
Yo, yeah, we're gonna cause that that has a lot of power. I'm traffic
I mean, they're driving into one of the most congested corridors right now
Look at this. She's I think opportunity at any gap to pick up speed not hesitated to go to the shoulder
Or that's fine or to try to put you know, even more distance between them again
There's no units there are no units directly behind this person
So there's really no need for this person to take these kinds of chances and just create so much jeopardy out here
But they are regardless
So we are gonna be making our way down into the Silver Lake area
I see the two in the 110, you know, even though it's only two o'clock. I still live there
Hey buddy, make up your mind man when the Sun is up and just how congested it could be and indeed
It is right now. What is he doing on the roof close to to clipping some other vehicles?
They were they were in that chat that's like it away. Oh
This is very very desperate if you get up the main road and and they haven't fucking picked up the taller
I could send units even this guy can actually get away with it easily
So, you know, it's holy shit there on the right. Yeah, they're by Caltrans or something and they hit that
You know that could bring this to a disastrous end
But just crazy crazy driving here for these burglary
So I made it it still no one
I don't like just following this one from LAPD's helicopter overhead
It's another model car because it still has the old silver trim grille, which is I think fucking diabolical looking but yeah
The the new ones are a little bit more
They have a more modern feel to it.
Yo, this guy is zooming!
That's what it is.
It's on 16.
Yeah, he's going to get away.
I mean, don't even know.
I like a good chase, but they're not gonna chase this.
We'll see, I guess we'll see.
Oh, it's a BMW, it's gonna get engine light
in fucking two in two miles, hold on.
Yeah.
Again, with the blackout windows.
Yo, they enforce blackout windows laws, man.
Like, how can you get mad at blacked out window dumb fucks
if he doesn't enforce it?
Enforced it with a $10,000 fine, it's not hard.
$10,000 if you're blacked out windows.
I mean, it's too easy.
Dude, it's not that hard.
That was really close though.
Dude, these guys are taking really unnecessary risks.
Okay, this is not gonna be good.
Chat at this point, I hope they don't send units.
If they send units, this is a gg.
Brother, this guy's crazy.
Bro, if they send units, it's only gonna escalate.
This guy's gonna get an excellent.
Oh, hold on.
Classic swap, what a classic.
Then I'm...
Yo, Mr. Cairns, chat.
What is your favorite Popsicle cover?
Let me think about it. Let me think about this color I
Think blues are there is an art of beat the blue raspberry bullshit. It's one of the most best synthesized tastes
We have out there after banana
Well, but
Happy five years, excuse me. Surely I can get a welcome to the job
this guy's mad he's so mad yo look at the guy behind him he's so fucking mad
holy shit yeah you know guys now we're southbound on Glendale Boulevard I was
definitely pretty nervous when he took the southbound to because it ends here
On the Glendale Boulevard and that was really crazy driving some very very close calls at 70 miles an hour
What a very almost certainly injured a innocent person or worse near T-bone collisions there
I do have to mention we're kind of trending towards downtown LA and we know what that can mean
And so if LAPD wants to get these suspects you really need to get some units behind them
I had heard the watch commander authorized three units in that pursuit
But they just were never able to get in place
What now that we're off the freeway and it sounded like CHP wasn't terribly interested in this
See
CHP doesn't does not you fuck it. Okay. Well, he don't know what the fuck oh just ridiculous. What is he doing?
Yeah, it really though. No, I hope they're gonna get up. Okay. We do got some units there everyone scattering this guy's got the bag
We're gonna stick with the bag. Oh trying to meet. Oh shit or see if they can get inside the bag
Drop the bag right there. Everybody scattered. They got one pruned out there on the ground, of course this building gets in the way
We'll see if we can get back. But yeah, I think
Here we got somebody. Oh, yeah, I didn't know anyway. Come on. Yeah, okay, so
We know at least one of the three is being taken into custody. We saw them pruned out
Of course, they just keep running behind these buildings right here. They might have two but is what a stupid accident though
Just to continue to try to get around this building here at Palo Alto and in Westlake
Air.
Are you gonna move you fucking moron in what the fuck is wrong with this guy.
Let's take a look very quickly at the other suspect one of the three people there in
the vehicle.
So they got that one but the one who dropped that bag there's the bag right there.
I'm not gonna crumble the bag yet.
Yeah so they are still chasing this guy it sounds like.
Really?
Yeah, I hear the helicopter trying to guide the units in.
This person has got some legs.
It's really crazy here.
Just give me a minute to see if we can find where
the suspect went to here.
Well, I mean, how, where could he have went?
Did he go into the building a minute ago?
People running on the bottom left there.
Yeah.
Probably inside of the building.
They're going over here now. How did he get over here that fast?
No shot.
Crosswalk!
Yeah, he's over here now.
Wow.
We can't see.
Ugh. Dang it.
What are you doing, man?
What the...
Yo, yo, yo, come on, man!
Yo!
What are they doing?
cable seems to be a kind of like a faulty. What's up with this house? I didn't have a big
stain on it. I mean fix the fucking cable, bro!
Yeah. Oh, it's a... Oh, it's a... Yeah. Just talking about the flashbacks.
It's not about 101. I almost thought that they were going to try to, you know,
ran that vehicle and then take it or something like that but it even seemed like they could have continued but they panicked and got out and that's suspect with the bag.
I'm not sure that I've ever seen a suspect run that fast for that long. I mean we're several blocks away. I apologize for the camera. I have no idea what is what is going on with this camera right now but as I just kind of wide
show you that the street right level of where we're looking at over here off of
Palo Alto right here was where they were at. What's up Dad? I'm on stream. Hey I just
told you to thank you. For what? Well I'm traveling right now. Right. I'm skiing and this is a very very very
very extensive place. I have no idea and I just want to thank you for everything you do for us.
Okay, no problems with that. Thank you, there's very little of you.
It's really, really good. It's too bad you're not here with us, but hey, thanks, Fiddix. Okay?
Love you, bye. Enjoy it. Love you, man.
Love you, bye. Take care. Bye, bye.
Yep. Well, that's a big actor.
Hey, I did pretty good. 3039 on my second game of controller. I'm pretty doing good. No?
I had to put out there, came in right on time, went out on cue.
I told him to call at a certain time when I was gonna make a bad take to sort of redeem
myself, but he called a bit early, that's all good, I'll take it.
Alright, well, I mean, the chat is gonna take forever.
What do you have to do with the crash, though?
If you never...
vision that Mike was talking about, okay, well now...
Like, what the fuck is he doing?
If you engage now that we're on surface streets, even though we are closer to the central vision that Mike was talking about, okay, well now...
Oh! He don't know! Why?
Oh, just ridiculous!
Totally...
Yeah, it really...
Oh, no, I hope they're not gonna...
Okay, we do got...
Oh, you hit the curb?
Oh, central vision that...
My it was talking about all he hit the curb
Okay, well now. Oh
Just ridiculous totally yeah, it really oh no, I think I'm not gonna okay
We do got some units there everyone scattering this guy's got the oh my god
He did I did a gta thing it really though. No look right here. You guys do you say slide
What we're gonna stick with him. Oh try to maybe carjack or see if they can get inside
Okay, drop the bag right there. Everybody's scattered. They got one prone down there on the ground, of course.
Oh, he ain't decurbed and torqued it?
Is this building gets in the way?
Is he going to fuck the alignment or whatever?
Back ahead, but, um, yeah, I think, uh, here...
Seriously, Sandy, I haven't went to the lab BMW before the second incident.
Honestly, honestly, forget about insurance, how about you give him this car though?
You should give him the car.
I think it's fair enough.
I mean, criminal fucks your shit up.
I mean, you should do a trade.
It's only fair.
I mean, we don't know if it's stolen yet, the Adelaide.
It's a stolen vehicle chase, is it?
What's in the bag though?
But what's in it though?
Oh shit, is that weed?
Ay-yo!
Yeah, uh-huh.
Yeah, maybe jewelry kind of looked potentially like there's, like he was gathering all of
the evidence there, so.
Yeah, you know fortunately, I mean very least it was pretty minor. It you know looks like these folks are okay
Probably just going to be some annoying property damage there to the front
Well, you know the way repair shops are
Yeah, that's not cool, man. He's just gonna fuck his name looks like that's not right
I swiped this this vehicle this little Chevy
Compact vehicles. That's not right
right?
Are you going to die?
Am I going to die?
Maybe later, yeah.
Oh, we're going to the eye, my God.
What's the eye?
Is that it?
Dude, I thought the guy said, oh, you don't get that.
I said, yeah, maybe later.
Is that it?
You wouldn't have got away on the phone, anyway.
Thank you, ladies.
Maybe later, yeah.
Oh, we're going to the eye, my God.
What's the eye?
Dude, I thought the guy said, oh, you don't get that.
I said, yeah, maybe later.
Is that it?
I don't know.
I said yeah, maybe later
I'm pursuing them to 30 plus squad cars pulling up like that. Wow, it's just because camera wasn't zooming out and checking out
Um, I mean, I guess.
In a clip that went viral from the British Academy Film Awards, or BAFTAs, a man in the
audience can be heard yelling a racial slur as Michael B. Jordan and Del Roy Lindo presented
on stage.
The man shouting is John Dey and he has Tourette's syndrome and was there because a film based
on his life was being honoured.
Earlier that night he told CNN he was worried about exactly this.
Certain things like today, lots of people around Angela and Berry throw water tanks in case
of lockdown or whatever you know so different situations could trigger different emotions
and different texts and stuff.
Tourette can involve involuntary motor and vocal tics.
In some cases that includes sudden swearing or shouting.
the person does not intend to say and cannot control.
Not everyone with Tourette's syndrome has this type of tick.
Only about 10% of people with a condition
experience involuntary swearing.
In Davidson's case, the film about his life shows
that his ticks can manifest as intrusive,
offensive phrases said without intent.
The BAFTA audience was warned that involuntary swearing
could occur, and after it happened,
host Alan Cumming asked for understanding.
Tourette's syndrome is a disability
and the ticks you've heard tonight are involuntary,
which means the person who has Tourette's syndrome
has no control over their language.
We apologize if you were offended.
Davidson is the subject of the indie film, I Swear,
and served as an executive producer.
It grossed about 8 million at the UK box office
and is set for release in the US in April.
That night, the actor who portrayed him,
Robert R. Amayo, won the BAFTA for...
Bro, come on, bro.
Come on, bro, what is that?
Bro, he's not a fan of racist.
That's just so stupid.
There's lots of good things to say.
Come on, bro.
Best actor.
Come on, bro.
I never thought that I would end up with anything.
you know that just we just all hope that people would watch the film and that it would lead to a
really interesting conversation about Tourette's and he didn't say anything all night until this
dude dude you need to understand you're gonna stand okay there let's let's see but let's see
It's probably some alchemabra.
Oh no, what the fuck is that at the bottom there?
It's not an excuse.
Bro, nobody controls their thoughts.
Nobody controls any...
You control what you do and what you say, right?
So what if everything you were thinking,
and you're like, oh that's a weird thought.
I know what you thought about this. What if that exact thing was said every time that you had those thoughts? Explain it.
It would probably be dead ass way more awful. Let's leave it about that.
So of course, yes, he probably, his subcontinent, I don't know how it works, right?
Had a dumbass thought of what it says, an awful word, but don't say this, and it says it, and it says it.
I mean, the irony is that this is basically what the entire movie is about.
Yeah, exactly. That's crazy. That's crazy.
I mean, about what? It's scientific. It's scientific.
Um, it could be for any context, any reason why you would have this thought.
You could have, I get to think of a million things.
I mean, is that a fucking event of movies? If it could be anything.
You know, so it's kind of recognition is just unbelievable.
For decades Davidson has worked to raise awareness about Tourette's syndrome and supported children
and adults with the condition. The moment at the BAFTA raises difficult questions.
Jamie Foxx reacted to a post on Instagram. Out of all words that you could have said,
Tourette's makes you say that. That's exactly how it works though. That is
exactly the mechanism of action. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. By the exact worst possible word
is by the one that they'll say, yeah, that makes absolute sense. Jesus Christ. What
What is wrong with this guy, Ned?
I mean, dude, what a d- like, Jamie Fong and all the other people.
I thought this guy was pretty smart. That's so stupid.
Ned?
He meant that shit.
Honored to the ball.
to Lindow and Jordan should have come first.
In a statement issued to CNN, Emma McNally
this year.
I've been sound for four years and he hasn't.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, shut up, shut up, just shut up.
Yo.
What?
Yo, Tourette, a moment at the BAFTAs
raises difficult questions.
Jamie Foxx reacted to a post on Instagram
calling the moment unacceptable.
Journalist Jamal.
I ended up with a more grace
from the person who shattered it.
instead of Michael, we have to push through big and bad in front of their peers.
I'm just, what?
Dude, dude, dude, just stop.
Just that's heavy, that's heavy bait.
Roll.
Okay, okay.
You know for an absolute fact that none of this shit, none of this
great happens if it's fucking a white person, whatever.
And then they call them a bad word.
Like the C-word.
I see it in the back.
Nobody's gonna believe it.
Nobody gives a shit.
Which, I think, to the point that Tourette's is very obvious, I think it's perfectly okay
if there's really some either math side in either a devil.
I mean, it's brilliant.
Hill wrote that the focus should have been on the actor's impacted.
A view actor Wendell Pierce echoed, saying, Apologies.
Give her charity.
Maybe she didn't know he had Tourette's.
I didn't know.
There's no way that she had Tourette's.
Also, it's opinion that the first reaction wasn't complete and for the apology, insult
to them at this party.
It doesn't matter the reasoning.
The reasoning?
What?
Bro, the whole point is that there's no reasoning.
The whole point is that there's no reasoning.
That's the whole point of it.
You think they go, oh, reasoning means, bro, you're computing it.
You're, the whole point is that there isn't computing it.
What the fuck is this?
Get on the map.
Used to Lindo and Jordan should have come first.
In a statement issued to CNN, I'm a man-
Yo, leave it to fucking brain dead, Lintards.
This is the most ableist shit
because they think there's some sort of racism
that is some ghost or some shit.
Like, they think that there's a racist ghost
in the area and this is the most ableist shit
that I've ever read in my life.
Like, what the fuck is going on here, man?
Nally, the CEO of Tourette's Action said,
We deeply understand that these words can cause hurt, but at the same time it is vital that the public understands a fundamental...
Yeah.
...mental truth about Tourette's syndrome. Ticks are involuntary. They are not a reflection of a person's beliefs, intentions, or character.
Davidson also sent Sienna out.
He had a brain bleed, stroke, not too long ago. Also, 52 months.
Uh, I mean...
Excuse me.
I felt like it was when I was around and I accidentally hit someone and shoot.
Okay.
There's liberal and then there's liptards.
Not the same class.
Like, I feel you think that being a liberal is being a liptard.
Now, if you're radical left, you're a liptard.
Say, if you say things that are so deep, brain dead, fucking, zero IQ,
IQ mega radical left booty. Yeah, I'm gonna kill your lip dart. I mean, what about it? I mean, yeah
That that doesn't have to do with anything. I'm not gonna do that statement part of which said I can only add that
I am and always have been deeply mortified if anyone considers my involuntary takes to be intentional or to carry
Also, don't go into the flailing your arms around it and hitting me because you have it. Yeah, you have a tick or whatever
You're physically harming somebody, right?
Like, I'm just saying, it's not, it's, you see, it's more so the same, right?
But you know, you would apologize to somebody, right?
What?
What is a good market?
What is a good market?
Oh my God, let me, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess.
Sticked in stones, break my bulb is the word that hurt the most.
Let me guess, let me guess.
When you heard the word on TV, you had a fucking stroke.
Yeah, but what happened to-
Like, really?
Like, come on, bruh. Like Jesus Christ.
Any meaning.
I have spent my life trying to support and empower the Tourette's community,
and to teach empathy, kindness, and understanding from others,
and I will continue to do so.
I chose to leave the auditorium early into the ceremony
as I was aware of the distress my tics were causing.
The BBC, which airs the BAFTA's, sent a statement making an apology when contacted by CNN, but did not comment on why the moment was not cut or bleeped on television.
Some viewers may have heard strong and offensive language during the BAFTA Film Awards 2026.
This arose from involuntary verbal tics associated with Tourette's syndrome and was not intentional.
We apologize for any offense caused by the language heard.
In a clip that went, hmm, is everything okay?
I will agree with this though that the BBC or whatever the fuck it was. I'm sorry
I don't know who was sent a statement making it a they um if it was to our
delay can absolutely blicked it out at the very least at the very least excuse
you see L because because uh-uh it's the general emoji 50 minute delay
Joe delay I don't know but it doesn't matter make you just leave it out it
was live? What?
Davidson's outbursts, while others have not. Jamie Foxx, who's one of Hollywood's
most celebrated, has leaned more into the ladder by checking the outbursts in
those who are excusing it. In the comment section of the Shade Room's post
about the incident, Foxx would write F that he knew what the F he was
doing. Why didn't he yell out when somebody else was on stage? And on a
separate posts box with double debt dude I can't oh man okay okay now now now we're
entering the field of brain dead what ifs oh if there was 20 incidents of it
him doing in other places where it wasn't a black person was a woman or a
fucking I don't know or whatever right then all of the started and we only
we stop at the one that is of that narrative? Come on, bro. Don't do that. It's weird to
say, oh, only does that one black person, dude, really? That's like some zero IQ shit.
Since use of the slur, he would say, out of all the words, you could have said Tourette's
make you say that. Now he meant that shit. Unacceptable. Now to know Fox himself would
He went and bathed up back in 2005 for his role in Rey for their best actor in the leading
role category.
Now, when it comes to others responding, a few notable black celebrities would also
chime in like actress Rachel True.
True would take the exit immediately following the inword being yelled out and asked, does
The serrets make you unable to apologize though.
This would come after it appeared that those at charge and other statuses of himself were
still to publicly apologize about the incident.
In fact, Delroy Lindo would share that he and Michael B. Jordan must not be the moment
because they came to do a job.
But he did feel some type of way when no one from BAFTA came up following the moment.
Lindo, who also happens to be British with self vanity fair, we did what we had
to do.
Now, all across social media, black online users would share their frustration with
seeing the moment get excused.
are making all kinds of excuses for this guy. While I sympathize with anyone suffering from
an incurable disease like Tourette's syndrome, I don't think racism is one of them.
What the fuck are you talking about man? Bro, bro, what the fuck are you... Okay, I'm
gonna give you a crazy hypothetical, okay? Crazy hypothetical, okay? And now hold on now,
Now hold on now, don't get mad at me, don't get mad at me.
You watch the Django movie, okay?
Word flies in that movie, I'm not gonna get about this.
I actually still haven't watched it the last time
because it spammed it, and I thought, dude,
I have to be honest with you, I have to be honest with you.
Like, it's overloaded, it just,
what in a hypothetical?
The guy watched the movie,
So, the word is close in the, what do you call it?
Subconscious, it's in the close brain space, right?
And it's, oh my God, I have to not say this.
And then says it.
That is absolutely plausible.
It's absolutely plausible.
What, it, with what the condition is,
that absolutely is something that can happen.
I mean, really?
The symptoms.
Another would write,
what we will be having dementia, Alzheimer's, autism, Tourette's,
but still know how to say a slur.
While another used
to would write,
so I guess we need to invite Will Smith to every award show, huh?
Some of you are getting on my last thought getting nervous.
The fact that I have to come up here to break down for you the ABCs,
one, two, three, Doremi's of racism.
Some of you have the bombastic capacity
to want to litigate the racial intent of a white man.
John Davidson is a racist white man with Torrid Syndrome.
And let me break this down for you.
Torrid Syndrome is a disability.
Disability is not racism.
The Torrid Syndrome simply-
I can't.
Yo, yo, I'm not gonna get beat by this.
I'm not gonna get beat by this, yeah?
Anyway.
That's, that would be assuming
it's automatically racist anyway.
Second minus five, Terry's a reason C word isn't banned in a chat.
Why would the outburst of that word be racist just by its existence?
That doesn't even make sense either.
That doesn't even make sense either.
It brings out what is already in the heart, mind, and soul of the person speaking.
As a man think it, so is he.
The word is not a tourist syndrome condition.
It is a racist condition.
That word is in John David's back of the time.
No, that's been made then. That's been made.
What is it? I'll put it on, okay.
I-I-I make it up the reason. I didn't want-
If it's just words, then why do you ban people over just words in chat?
Unban me please, excuse the L.
That doesn't make any sense, you're right.
Because the C-word is usable in a million other scenarios that don't involve that.
And if we fucking moderate, then maybe we'll use it in the wrong scenarios.
I mean, it's sensible.
It's sensible.
To these people who are brain-dead-hash-
Chat, what did you have today?
What did you have today for dinner?
I had some bread, some cheese with some crackers.
Whoa!
Is this the slow world?
Like, dude, like, um, no?
So we don't ban it, in fact, we ban use of it.
John did it, sir.
They did it, sir.
He goes to the BBC, they made a conscious decision
to edit out three parts of the Actinola David's
studio's acceptance speech.
But they lack the moral background
racial consciousness to any time.
Wow!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, okay.
Whoa!
Okay, whoa.
Okay, whoa.
Okay.
On the skill of racism, man.
On the skill of racism, man.
I'm gonna say something crazy here.
Her putting it up is more racist than the others.
Bang!
I don't give a word for that.
Truth!
Truth!
The racism experienced by black people.
My thoughts are not with John Davis.
And my thoughts are with Michael B. Jordan, Daryl Ray Lindo, and every black person.
We are constantly erased to center the comfort, fragility, and inferiority complex of white
people.
I said what I said.
Having Tourette's, I don't know anyone with it.
Can only imagine how difficult it is to navigate through life while having Tourette's.
Tourette's that makes you call Michael B. Jordan and Daryl Ray Lindo a n*** at the BAFTAs?
Yeah, I don't...
I don't care how this comes off, but disability cannot be used to excuse racism.
And y'all will not gaslight black people into thinking otherwise.
Tonight was the BAFTAs where John Davidson, who asked Tourette's, who is a Tourette's campaigner,
blurted the N-word to Michael B. Jordan and Del Rolando while they were presenting the first award.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I bet you any people that they're saying a shit about these these conditions ever over the first
to take sleep over.
Oh, this is an anxiety is doing this.
Anxiety is doing that the prejudice.
All these things are doing this.
But this though, that can't be this is because I'm an expert because I'm a fucking doctor
or whatever.
Come on, man.
Well, you either believe it in fucking mental stuff or you don't you either believe
in science or you don't just say how it is.
I mean, you can't say...
Yeah, I mean, you're fucking stupid as shit.
We need to find a new condition for you.
You're what? You're what? Say what it is.
I mean, what are you gonna do?
Michael and Dylan try to keep it together.
The bathroom shows to keep this in the broadcast.
You need to educate yourself, Phoenix.
And Alan comes...
I am so deeply disappointed in you.
We'll be canceling my 60-month subscription.
Hmm.
It's immediately coming out after starting the news situation,
saying this is what happened.
Michael Beach will spread some things happen.
But I'm sorry racism should not be happening to have these two black men who have
Lived through so much in his word especially delroy. He's in his 70s where you're part of
Right now you hear that from the audience
Participants whose side do you take in this the African Americans or the disabled person?
Wait hold on now wait. This is a good the blame is one way
I mean, that's like, hold on!
Now have your apologies.
I think these people are being stupid, but they're valid and feeling the way they do.
Also, fuck Canadians. Sorry that was an accident.
Um...
The net...
The net worth is not an air dance. One. True.
Okay?
But then, but then, I can see a world where they censor it.
All of them.
Nothing gets aired.
Somebody recorded in real life says,
They censored racism to protect the white guy that said the word that's fucking weird. Yo guys
They're protecting the racist now now. It's even worse somehow. I mean, there's no women here, dude
He's out of them now you have this situation and y'all get the black people a break now
What is also angered many viewers about the moment is the fact that the BBC Network who aired the war show
Allotted to even air in the first place. You see this was a pre-reviewed show
So many questions about this moment during the air have come up.
Commentator comedian W. Camarbelle was right, so wait, the BAFTAs was pre-recorded.
So they didn't have to, they could have just, so there was no need for-
I believe it's not going to do it to be racist, it's out of the control.
But blurring it out during a watch role on the phone, it's shown in the photo.
Yeah, I mean, they should have blurted it out, I mean, I agree with this, but
I also see a world where a bad cause and mass fucking outrage.
I think it's an illness, but is undermining those conditions.
I think if you put a but at the end of that, I think it's generally going to be a problem.
Not always because sometimes, yeah, you could do better, but it's kind of lame.
But they did cut out the other man saying, I just, I can't eat.
the backslash the BBC would follow up with apology and a sense and a moment what narrative buddy buddy
buddy buddy I know you've probably thought I'm the most diabolical shit I know you've probably
your brain thinks about things all day for no reason I'm sure you've been at it at the edge of a
fucking spot and you're like oh my god what if somebody would really want to get pushed off the
And you went to oh like yeah the thoughts are thoughts when you but when you vocalize when you act on thoughts
You that's a problem right but it's only these will act on those thoughts is fucking ridiculous from their playback
Today, I'm sure you've seen somebody on TV and you went in your brain
But for some reason thought about I don't know fucking bitch ass stank again
and let's be honest if you're correct, stay out, there's a chance that if you are a weirdo,
sexist ambi for just having that thought, no!
associated with Tourette's.
Uh...
To the previous start of the rage beta,
and as explained during the ceremony,
it was not intentional.
We apologize that this was not edited out.
Prior to broadcast, it will now be removed
from the version file to the UCI head.
They just need to watch the net queue
about the three guys with Tourette's poison.
We want you to know the event.
I could be Jordan and Del Ray Lindo,
as Jamie Foxx suggests,
or should someone with Tourette's be excused
with saying racially offensive things.
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Um.
I said,
he's not a force.
His name is Django.
He's a free man.
He can ride with pleases.
Not around my name?
I'm not a force.
I'm like, what's up?
I wish to purchase one of your-
You and your Jimmy Roper I said
What
Okay, well I'm gonna see it all
And I see it all
Anyway, um
Yo, why does it always bring my flag on this shit?
Line yo, line is taking is putting my flag on his video
Something okay, it doesn't happen necessarily that often, but something pretty cool that the Canadian province of Quebec has done
They have a new consumer protection act
Which is all in French just so that news everyone, but that's okay because we'll figure we'll sort it out for you, but
But basically, they had some planned obsolescence safeguards that were passed back in 2023 that
are finally going to come into full effect October 5th of this year that are pretty cool.
For starters, increased minimum warranty periods on consumer electronics and appliances
from three years on laptops, desktops, tablets, cell phones, and game consoles all the way to
six years on large appliances like stoves and refrigerators.
Yo, the connect is ahead of the world.
That is kind of awesome.
The next line is also awesome.
Like, okay, hold on, let's talk about this.
Okay.
Like, why is it that three years is not already standard for an Xbox?
That's crazy.
Okay, I like this a lot.
Okay, Quebec, yo, now fix the leg pipes in my area so I stop drinking fucking lead and beer and brain dead.
I have lost four, I get points as I move back over here, and I want my shit back, I want my chew back because,
and apparently we cannot remove the lead from the shit, I can't remove the shit, and I keep drinking more and more.
Well, I do suspect that this will result in-
Let me get all four, I have one full done.
In Quebec?
Yes.
But I I think this would be cool if it was a standard basically everywhere
this this like
We're I think we talked about on the show like a couple weeks ago
But there's this whole idea that like even refrigerator repair people are like yeah, you don't bother keep your refrigerator after five years
It's just garbage is like that's crazy
Like when it's phones and stuff like that that sucks obviously you waste in general is unfortunate, but like we're throwing
And I asked him, he already has that.
All right, well, um, is it tangy?
No, there's no aftertaste when there's lead.
I don't need lead taste like anything.
I don't even know.
Anyway, what else we have there to check?
Anything cool?
I
I
Like it chat ladies, but I mean like it
Like it
That's not me to watch it. Yo buddy buddy. I can literally get that shit anything that I want little buddy
I
She says that she won't leave, but I'm not there for her.
There's another guy.
What's my ass to your dick?
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
I think it's crazy, it's funny, it's not funny, it's one of the funniest movies I've
You know what, man? It's a funny meme.
Can we throw her like this out?
That's what I'm gonna do.
Excuse me?
No, it's just like that.
Alright, you know what?
Can we throw her like this out?
That's what I'm gonna do.
Excuse me?
No, it's just like that.
You look hot.
Uh...
I'm gonna start putting your shirt on, please.
I guess...
On the 28th of November.
Anyway, I love the video, anything to say?
Buddy, you cannot fix anybody.
You're not going to fix anybody.
You can't even fix yourself.
Okay, fix yourself first when we say,
I'm in a picture, I'm in a picture. You'll fix your life.
The old one needs to be funnier.
I look the best.
Is it good?
What's that?
I'm going to get into the art of practice.
What the fuck is that?
Uh...
Um...
Nah, it's something interesting to this guy.
Yeah. Yo, yo, yo. Well, you just linked the brandy points to the diabolical.
I'm not trying to be that guy but hear me out if you're planning on doing trade-ups on CS2
Give me one of them and they'll do anything you ask that's reasonable or even any crapknifes. You don't want
How would you like me to send you my trade link if so?
Yeah, uh chat, what else we got?
So what would I was we got I got it by a person in a wheelchair that was falling down the stairs
Even if you are handicapped you should never even think about falling down. Please apologize
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Amogus underscore kill
Oh
Okay, that's it
So I would up
So you sound like it's not like to good. It's how we're ready if you were born in
No
I know you know, but it sounds so close to the old Mike
Like you're like moxer like you're like you have an old Mike and it breaks me by
No, I bought the same Mike, but they updated it. Yeah, there's a way you can find on Amazon
Your old shit
Yeah, I'm gonna probably do it, but it's used like kind of weird. Oh fuck that. Oh fuck that. Yeah
Yeah, it's hard to find it. I don't know why it's like this
Yeah, I I would never know fuck that no for wearables. I would never be used and I thought oh
Rich take it did I would rather buy a three dollar fucking headphones
You call 3v3 fake hockey, but what about 3v5? It's stick fuck now
freedom freedom freedom
I watch it. I'm sure this this uh, I just I want to this fucking golf bullshit
Okay, the mic didn't even work. It's like why did I literally it took me an hour by the way to set that up
It didn't even didn't even work. I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I'm done. Try it. Let's play it
This is worse than me. Hello
Yo, yo, I can hear you now. I can hear you now. I can hear you now. It depends if like forever to kick in
I can I don't know my oh, I mean my bug
No, I'm actually I want to do that. I want to do that. I want to do that
But did you see the other thing I sent you if we don't do rlcraft though like look at this
Watch this YouTube video and go to two minutes and fifty seconds. Tell me this doesn't look raw as fuck
So this one. Yeah, look at two minutes fifty seconds. Tell me that it's just not raw
The new sword sword, uh, it looks awful looking
like you get you said it in one second like a minecraft it looks all in a
double and the strongest non-humanoid boss in epic fight the raven all right
I'll get the fucking golf game additionally there are emerging epic
fight add-ons such as epic though super iron golem I made this by the way I
literally mean well I mean go back and make it make a better one I mean I
I don't know what to tell you man, I'm fine.
I've only six months and two years to make this public content.
I can't wait for my 67th month, 67,777.
Man, let me try it. I just click go.
48 less than 3.
Are there any more players? Again, let's just queue the game. Are there other players?
I don't know. Every time I see this, there's like a bunch of people.
But we could do with Greek is Ron at his PC
Is it on that it's holy shit adapts haircut is chopped right we could yeah Ron maybe
Does that was a triple origin? But yeah, no, I mean it was actually like a jump scare
Like I wouldn't have just normally said that it was actually this is not launching
Peer-to-peer connection. Oh god. Really? No shots. No shot.
Now I've seen, I was watching Lyric play and there was like 20 people.
Yeah but he uses a tunnel.
Himachi'd up with 20 viewers? God dang. Why isn't this launching?
It's it's I think seems bugging out
Excuse some of the game exists. I think it's got propaganda than people sit bills in his ear. Let's go, but I
104 months of choice. Thanks, my dog. Yes, excuse you. See you
Everyone 10 minutes is not as much player you all right w and let me all right
What
settings graphics this is son want to play up right up to day just ask him
I got I got a follow his chat the type never mind I'm out of there plate up with
This is called cinema.
All right, so start game.
I'm just excited.
This is going to be.
I like the music.
Hold up.
If I'm game alone.
Get a ball.
Sounds like a what was that slot?
Um, is this Juicy Fruits?
Oh, I hear it.
Hey, hold this, aim a swing here.
Adjust the angle one.
Oh, this is, oh, this is sick.
Hold it and release it for a shot.
They're good. Oh my
Um after all I have to go to my shot
It's in a sand welcome to the stone zone
Which I want to just pick up
Did you get a new ball I mean dude this is GG I mean did you get it right wow dude this
is actually awesome you like it oh my yes yeah I got it I got a green thing right here
I was a breathing it
Watch this
What I have a gun I have a gun
Into the shit
Five years are
They're good. They're good. I just shot the ball. Yes. No
Nice, dude, I'm kind of the go looky hold on
Where's the shop at I had a little back to the shop, huh?
I have to walk all the way home?
Hold left click and release above 100%.
Oh.
You gotta get a golf card.
All main shot.
Oh, okay.
All main shot.
Like you can dive it?
Yeah, I think you do that to hit people with things so like you can I think you can like shoot bombs at people
Wait what?
Yeah, they added that in this okay. Let me go to the channel and customize before we go and play the game
um
Okay, I want nothing I
Want to have
This is awesome, yeah this is good, this is good, okay.
Yeah this is chocked.
I only have two haircuts.
I have to buy the ones that I want.
No hats.
Chat.
Well, I like this hair, but I think it's a girl one
I'll just buy it whatever I don't care
But how do I get colors though
Guys oh
what the fudge is it is it not better colors I got banned for saying I'm
fatigued come on brah what I mean dude I mean come on bro I mean how are you
you doing it?
No.
You're muted.
What?
What is that?
Is that in my game?
Hello?
Hello?
I can't hear you.
Can you hear me?
What's happening?
It's doing a double voice.
My whole computer is lagging.
This is the real Jesse I am real.
Wait!
Wait, he didn't...
Uh...
Uh, I don't know how to change it.
Can't change my mustache color?
Broke!
No, no, but...
I'm missing money for the Laska's Cosmonic. Oh, for that Cosmonic, that's why.
Oh, because those cost money?
Dude, that's so lame.
Lame!
Dude, that's actually lame.
I don't need a girl though, man!
How do I add money?
how to add money I know I bought all the dumb stuff I should have waited till
the end yeah I mean same fuck yeah why is the person I gave him I don't get it
Game funds over let's go home
Did you join a lobby and an ad on you okay nice try loser
Hey, I get it man. You want attention? I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Go see your dad at your mom up
I invited you
But it's all made for what though when it's all made
Cuz
You can like I think you can get like landmines and grenades and you can like throw it on the ground and like hit someone
Oh, you choose your target too much. Yeah
machine of a Gemma
Shit, okay, I did that join again. I'll join you. I invited you
check the fit though that's hard wait you hear me yeah no no no I don't
suck apparently we have the same tutorial no I just started the match well who the
hell is Gucci oh get the hell out of here
teeny get out of here yeah but no no you don't you join the game though you
Join the game so that we can join a random game.
Yeah, and I made it invite only capacity.
No.
I'm going to do eight.
That's the next.
No, I said join the game.
I am.
It's people join with this.
Oh.
I lied.
No, it's just me and you.
Yeah.
Reset, reset, reset.
There's no magic in here, but you just joined one, no?
Yeah, I'm gonna join a...
Just don't, don't, don't, don't, don't let all your joins in by me.
Yep.
52 months.
Thanks for the streams, Mr. Terran.
I just invited you to watch.
Yeah, I don't wanna watch all my play.
Okay.
Yo, it up, guys.
Yo, yo, how do I go fast, though?
Look at me!
Yes!
Wait, my boots are gone.
Funny man, it's really funny.
So this first one's a major goal?
Uh oh.
Huge surely right nice
No
No
You got a card that'll give you shit
Come on!
Yeah, I'll run as much as I can over here, bum.
A land mine!
I think I'm gonna make it this round.
Alright, I can make it!
I
Leave leave just leave leave leave leave leave leave
Oh, oh, I'm not looking I mean anybody's timing is Linda's like
I'm a vital run to the car
Don't even know don't even know
Join the other car
wait what hold on I'm not a gorgeous is your mind and let me do it on me yeah are
we gonna just do the three of us or what do you want what do you want what do you
mean what do we want stop wait wait so what are you talking like you cool as
hell I'm I'm gonna lie yeah yeah yeah that's kind of cool I'm not even gonna
idea it was kind of sick so anyway I mean I mean I mean I mean this is not a
what are you guys playing bro playing golf well super battle golf you're so
these lobbies are like a lot of players though okay on answer this do you want
me to join a lobby or do you want to just do the three of us
It's it's golf
Yo load in bro
Oh my god my computer's getting hacked!
Somebody is hacking the lobby!
No my computer's breaking!
Jesse I'm sorry.
Someone's hacking the lobby. Why do you sound like XP3?
That worked.
Jesse I...
You say there's a hacker in the lobby.
No I always said that. I always said that.
But then I blew my cover. Just give me a new thing.
Heard that. Heard that.
Um, I'm not joining this game, I'm just, um.
No, I had my friend last night, it was not him.
That was when I'm guy.
It didn't sound like it, it didn't fall to there.
Alright, you got me.
Yup, I'm getting one that we can, okay, this one looks good.
Send it.
Yup, and then boom, shock a locker.
Okay, fighting.
I'm in.
Invite one quick.
Ron, I'm out of here.
Where's Ron?
Yo, Ron, you're...
Ron, where's Ron at?
He didn't...
He didn't sit in my water.
Ron, I'm out of here.
Crazy.
He's definitely in it, bro.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but here we start go
Yo, you guys here
Yo, what up, bro?
It's not much just John just want to go golfing. Is that what we saw is up?
Roger that so how long you guys been golfing for?
Nice
The fuck out of here, you know, it's not the game man. Yeah, is this thing on testing testing?
Everybody we don't care
Oh, really?
Yo, let's just have a friendly game guys. Nope
and all that done done all right next and I'm gonna keep the emerald
why this why that guy disconnects okay voice activated they were fucking
guys what's up it was trying to go golfing that mate I can't flip this
mother sucker
you just want me to be real with you Jace up yeah I'm never now just your outfit
just looks trash oh yeah I mean just no I get it's genuinely just trash like can
you put some money into the game and go change your outfit cuz that is just
shit
there he is, there he is, hold on
alright
hold on
wait, wait!
I'm gonna check, I'm gonna check, I'm gonna...
AH!
what?
yo, what have you been trying to do, man?
I mean it, hello?
Yo, it's
Yeah, bro
Now I want to face you guys
Yeah, I think we just leave it and join lobby. I did not lobby. I was too. I just saw like XQC
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love it. I love it. That's all me
Those are real people though. That could have been good. Yeah, let's see
I'm gonna join one and then I'm gonna tell someone
I'm joining this is this already started
I'm in I'm in
I'm a lot of it. Join. Join. Join. I'm coming
Yo, why does John sound like XQC?
Lobby's full say does the hacker
Like a
I
Think it worked
I'm lucky what's just loading in
Showed on my cock low key
Okay
play
That's fall
I am I'm spamming it, but it's a bad spam. It's not a good spam in this game. It makes you
That's well, I'm an M some infinite
Out there he said infinite oh
Yeah, I never said I got it
Because this was bad because it's on the feet on the feet speed
Yeah, I that's what you have is what I had infinite. I can't even close the game. It's a Bitcoin miner. Fuck fuck
Look.
Private and what?
What are you doing private lobbies?
I'm up here with the real players.
Super Battle Gold!
Bro, I should not,
Ron is going through his Twitch stats.
Just go, go.
And he's just deaf and...
Can you join me?
Go to Max Players and then join this.
Top one, in.
I'm just gonna join
I'm in I'm in yes
He's not Jesse MF. Oh my god Jesse. I'm your biggest fan, please
Please
X
You know, whatever so what you have there
Give us a game that you're a fan of them
Love Mario Kart worlds. I'm a big fan of rocket league
You know I'm saying I'm a fan of streamer games
Changed together
Let's see what about the what about the gnome game you want to do the gnome game remember that one I said
I forget what it's called. They'll say it
No, man.
Do that one more time, motherfucker.
No, no, no.
Burgl and gnome, so get up.
Go ahead.
I'll talk to you later.
OK, stop hitting me for real.
I said no.
Let me go over this.
Let me go over this.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I didn't say anything.
You understood the mess.
He's sportsmanship-like.
I
The good shot help this guy don't this guy to my right
Wait, it seems poor. I don't know I just skin a weird feeling. Yeah, just tell them how it is
Winter's gonna suck. It's all I'm gonna say and you're gonna feel this game tomorrow. I've heard your game. Oh damn son. Tell him
your
quickly
You like the gnome?
What are you talking about?
I didn't make it either bro because this guy is chasing me shooting me with a fucking gun in a golf game.
So we out now or what Ron go go find go find the best game
Have you asked wrong why why did it go so hard? Where's the little going?
Not too bad
Oh, okay
Do it really do it really
Let's go off all oh, I'm in the ocean. I'm in the ocean. Yeah, I'm excited. I always always finally I
Think we should keep shooting that guy well, that's I don't know
Yeah, I will.
Shoot him.
Oh, it tells you the terrain you're shooting towards.
I like that.
I keep... come on, man.
Nice.
So fun, man.
Oh that's a perfect hit.
So where's my bullets?
Wow.
Did I just get it in?
No way to dance water!
No, the stroke! No way!
I actually need this, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I can help you actually, hold on.
Wait, what?
Wait a bitch.
Dude, I can't throw the ints on this guy, so he's genuinely boring.
I got it in, I got it in!
Okay, well, I have 5 bullets on me, so it's just around the line.
I like this, no one's fucking with me, this is a good log.
Yeah, I mean...
I'm getting rocketed, you know, like I literally didn't kill him.
Dude, Richard guy has his... what is it called, his ints?
Let's go boys. Let's be nice here. Let's try being nice in the respect
How'd he get a corridor man?
I mean that's just lame, that's just lame.
Oh now I'm gonna die then.
Richard I know you're smurfing.
I'm on the green I'm on the green all right later bro good luck
I mean I'm cocked, I'm gone, I'm done looking for it.
Yasaur! I got second!
20 meters.
Birdie! Birdie!
No, I said that's water!
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
Alright, alright, I can make a 25-bill shot.
18, maybe?
No, you got time, you got time. You got this.
Lock in.
For the putt? You have 7 seconds. For the putt, just shoot a little over. A little over.
I think you got it.
NUMIES!
That's what I do
That's what I fucking do, baby
Now he did that. All right, this is doughnut. This is my course. Don't ask me why
Hello
I look at this is a rocket into a game
right now you guys want me to give it a go
We'll prove them wrong and load up the game. It's taking you 20 minutes. Yeah
I
Get it go bro y'all down to play some more video games after this though. Maybe some rocket league
Oh, you calling it video games. Yeah, like what's nothing with you? What the fuck's going on? Oh
I can't do anything nowadays. What's going on? Oh
my god, I spoke up
Bro you use the wrong. I remember you sit and call did he do in 360 no scopes and it's when you want to
What the fuck happened?
Nope. Nope. I think I'm getting it. Good one, Spicey Meatball. No, I'm cooking harder
Now
Just nuked the what?
Here I stop it
Got it. Let's go. Finish third, finish third.
Par. Nice!
Wait. What? Wait.
Whoa, move. What?
Take the go-kart back. A little over, a little over.
You know how much time.
I mean!
You're the last one, you gotta do it now!
Are you kidding me?
Oh my fuck me.
Dude, I actually have no idea.
I actually have no idea.
Fuck this game.
What was that? I died, I didn't even know this.
Seems good, not me.
Yo, yo, yo, can you stop crying when I'm on the game? How do I play?
You have to join us. I don't know about you yet, Joe, man.
Oh, I got this.
Yo, someone's hacking a lobby.
What the freak?
Someone leave.
Oh!
All right, I'm watching.
Yo, school, your AFK.
Just ult at 4, dude.
Your lobby's full, bro.
Hold on.
I'm making a lobby.
I'm making a lobby.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Nice.
So what do I do?
Press, press, press.
So you got to hit the ball, and you
want to hit it as least amount of times as you can,
and then get it into the hole.
And then in that, make goals, make goals,
you need to make some goals.
Excuse me?
Yes.
That's the one, that's the one.
This fucking check, bro, you all need to step up.
What, where's my ball at?
When he says he knows.
I'll sell me a dickhead if you're not trying to suck it.
You're just fucking lame, they have to say
you don't know shit just to listen to me.
Yes, sir!
What?
It's pissing me off instead.
I'm the gold man, I got a pour.
Shoot me again. Shoot me again. Legit see what happens. I'm not gonna be kidding
The point to get the ball in the neck my buddy
I understand the point. I'm being fucking rhetorical, bro. You ever heard of our turbo question?
Oh, no, what is a rhetorical?
In a minute
no shit wait what is the seventh place I'm literally to go along the
games and forward I'm gay this is good mate this is making me angry
oh it's Ron even in the game
wait right on the game this guy's just playing by himself they run and people
I think
No way this guy joined a random lobby in deafen was he
Thank you
Too far up. Sorry bro. It gives me a speed boost. I need to win dude. Yeah
Well get your fucking golf cart out of the way man, that's hard
wait that was actually good thank you for that shot that was
I'm in my boat.
Huh?
What did I say?
No, too much.
Please, go away, please, go away!
Yes!
Second place, birdie!
Nice.
Good birdie.
I went demoniac it
Got it. Oh, that place Nevada
Okay
Well, you get you get school for first thing you know
This Richard guy is like smurfing so crazy, it's actually the same.
Are you actually?
No he's not, it was a table.
Oh desert!
I think there's like 500 people in the game.
way
Beautiful swing by me. Thanks. What's that like? What's that like it?
Thank you
Dude come back man
Oh, so you're just gonna put a landmine right in front of me. That makes sense
Yeah
By yourself
No, I feel that shit for sure
Can I get an invite then?
No, I'm not invited!
Yeah, you're invited.
No, I'm not invited.
Okay.
And invited.
Thank you, bro.
Smile's all around, bro.
Simple.
Lobby's full.
I think we should make a new lobby here, Jimmy.
I don't know what you just said, but I'm going to pretend.
I will, I will, but let me get this...
Let me get this Bernie just right quick, Jared.
you try to swing at me again by the way I can I get it kills will kills will love
you bro nice no I may be a little bit over wait let me see what place I got
here I don't know we got this we got this okay I'm leaving this what just
You just want to do the three of us on this one
I
Invited you accident invite Ron. I think I've locked him. What's your name on it? No, I got you
hold on I'll get you
I might need a play
who's Stuart Rathman
it's it's it was get out
I'll be talking in game chat not about chow
what's up bro yeah
wait really what kind of troop do I need
Yo, do we go for it? Go for it.
I have some money. I might get some new stuff now.
I need clothes, Loki.
Is it? Yeah, that's just lacy.
Ah!
I need to get some nice eyes
You got me muted in game boy, I bought I bought the one I think this is for girls
Lot of pussy. I love this
Oh, I'm the unmute you I'm here
Yeah, how to chat how to know how okay son we get it your own shit
Dude, I kind of look hard with this
What what what actually am I eyebrows though? Oh
I just figured something out do you use your scroll on your mouse to do smaller degrees with the club see that oh
You could do it by five intervals. Oh, that's so good. Actually. Yeah, you use mouse wheel and you can go by fives
Wait, what what did I bought?
Yeah, do you scroll well see no, I've been to that I've been to that I've been to that
This low key. Low key is this dreadful. This is Drown. I don't even know.
Dripper Drown, challenge.
Wait, chicken wing? Oh my god, I should have bought that instead.
I'm a fucking pingus.
Buy it and come out so we can see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let us know.
I already bought it, bro. I wasted my money.
Yo, come on out.
You have no money, pal.
That's new shit.
Who are you fooling?
No, I have money. No, I have money.
Yo, yo, do a little better in yellow or not?
Hey, how do I buy? How do I?
I like the green
No, but my face though which and there's nothing wrong with it, but you look you do look like a girl
Okay, I bet it's not a
Extra girl dude really yeah
Wait, how do I buy this really? Oh?
That right was better with this my fucking mind
Well, I would say everyone
How do I leave with this?
You buy on the left and you leave you buy it when you need money
You're probably broke. Yeah, you're probably broke. I mean you are
Winter's gonna be rough for sure, but get out. Let me see the drip
That is bad, no, I mean I'm just being real with you. I'm trying to be a homie with me. That was
I didn't change anything. I did it's not letting me save it. There we go now now look
Yeah, I mean you tried and shit my boy go
You don't cost money man seven. I don't watch too much anymore
But always will be a juicer less than three as long as you're having fun, man. Jesus
Are you guys on it for no reason about you? I mean you're generally
why genuinely oh hey yo this guy looks hard thank you well thank you i agree
it's like some friends man i don't have any friends i have zero friends you guys
are my only friends i'm i'm gonna lie i don't really have any friends i don't
really like open open it's a job i'm opening it is now public in a max
Max 16 or 8 16 fuck it
It's open get on in
In bar was just so quick like what I'm gonna practice this in
No, no, no, no, no, I keep this J guy J sap kick him
Not anymore
He was having a targeting me, so I mean he's clearly a worthless member
White tea complimented me so he's saying
Yeah, you're so sorry for bully you know now man. You didn't buy anybody a pal. You're the boy victim here. I'm us
What I mean edits I haven't edited in two years buddy boy
Get to it
too long and break
I'm on that I'm on that government welfare man. I'm good
Really something salad in a stable
Tell us like it
Yes, yeah, tell them
Yeah, it's almost fall
I
If you win this you win the whole crying by the way
No slapping is plain normal plain normal. Yeah, no being weird guys
What are you doing? Oh my god, I'll be weird. I'll be with the wrong. Don't be with the wrong. Don't be with the wrong
That's a so crazy sight
Get your weirdo
Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car
I'm starting
Who's gonna lose the other guy, man? Give me a ride
Okay, who do that? Who do that?
Someone pull me up
Dude, oh my god
I'm fucking losing, man
I mean, if you had to lose, man, I'm just losing
I mean, I will fucking shit up just man
Oh, just walk in
Sorry, wait, I need to go first
Oh my god, oh my
I have to shoot you it gives me a burst
No, it doesn't give me a burst, he's alive
I'm not trying to fuck you
No, it literally does, I don't lie
Guys, hurry, hold us in the back
Never lie
Never lie
I'm not in the back, I'm not in the back
Yo, get me
Don't blow those up, man
Easy
Oh, no
Dude, easy
Oh, I'm gonna fucking freak out here by the way, I don't know if you know this but this is a golf as a peaceful game
Oh my god, that's a good idea to take it
Why can't I eat you just have to wait you have to breathe?
Oh my god!
Ron cannot be me, that cannot be me.
Just breathe, just breathe.
I mean, just kick him out, actually.
I'm not gonna kick him out, actually.
What is happening?
What's happening?
I'm a lemonade!
what I'm a big place it yeah
good luck on this hole everybody hold on
it's too damn easy good here get a
good hit good hit good hit we're back
run we're back
I'm gonna get a birdie boys
Let's go boys.
Honey, you're a little birdie.
Good shit, good shit.
That was not that funny.
Just chill the fuck out.
Back in, back in, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on, come on!
Alright, this is the squad.
This is the squad, okay?
I remember the squad.
No!
I can't see!
I'm dumbass!
Oh
Somebody whacked Ronaldo and I shot them with a flintlocked this guy
I'm just gonna make that note. That's not how I made that note. Oh, wow
Wait one second, take this, take this, I got you bro, wait a bit, stop teeming, weird.
Yo what is this dead ass support?
I dead ass like brah, like, it's just, like, dead ass like booty in a coffin or what
are you talking about?
Dead ass like booty in a coffin is crazy.
Come on brah, I can't see.
Oh wow, finish first, it's crazy.
And then in...
You're fat like brah.
Go to the second place!
You can't!
Oh my god I'm terrible.
Wait there.
I am second place. I am cooking hard.
I'm cooking down!
Oh my god!
Really wrong. Really wrong.
You're gonna ruin the game for everybody else.
Okay.
My bull just went up the map and fucking head shot me.
I got second by the way, but I don't care.
I'm just having fun.
I got second.
I'm shooting you fuckers!
I
Man, this is a trophy. How do you get that?
Nice. Oh, that went nice shot went up the flag ball now
I'm gonna go to my
Tony you got a rubber band ball, bro. That is
Jesus for the ball
I'm a golfer!
That's a favorite map, that's a favorite map.
I love the map.
Oh my god.
This is actually my favorite map, dude.
Who's it at?
Kick him.
Yo, holy shit!
Out of bounds is crazy.
Everyone stop talking when we play golf, bro.
It's supposed to be a relaxing sport.
Wait, you're catching on.
That's literally what I've been trying to say.
How am I getting shot in golf, bro?
Okay
Go go go go go get out the way man
get out get out wait not bad not bad
wait oh why did I just do this please
please please I mean I'm gonna in the
game in a slow way
How are you guys not getting it in like so we
See we can't be doing as bad as physics
You have to
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's simple.
Nice try buddy.
Okay, who put a tree?
Who put a tree?
I think you should finish it because you're dumb.
Take me out somebody.
Dude, what a hit man.
Oh god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No you did not, you're still needed.
Oh my god!
I ego's from mid-field!
Tiger Ward's man!
Oh, okay.
Tiger Ward!
Second place, not a bad one.
How do you get it in the hole from here?
Okay.
Hit!
Dude.
Stop.
Stop.
Run into my ball.
Yeah, stop it.
Yeah, stop it.
Yeah, stop it.
Yeah, stop it.
No, but please stop.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I need the point, I need the point, that that's, that's, that's
You, bro
Keep, you're holding your nose to talk right now
You have to be holding your nose to talk
Hey, give me all your nose
Shut up, you're picking this in battle that nobody can
You're definitely holding your nose, I beg your pardon
You have to be poor, you have to sound poor
What?
Gonna be a cold winter, buddy
Cold winter
What does that mean? It's a cold winter
It means you get a cold hit and you dumb bitch ass
Fuck that, you'll find out soon
You're gonna be stealing this tomorrow for your game, buddy
Yeah, please stop with the rocket. It's not fun. It's a journey up on a taste. They've done over
Can't bite everybody
Sounded mad though. That was actually real fat. I was actually
Why the guy that was real mad
No, I'm good. Yo, Tony
yo yo don't you check this one yes let's go it could have been that cool
nice third
Hey, I'll tell you the truth.
This is wild.
Let's get you there, little fish boy.
Ah!
Oh my God, I can't hear you.
I can't hear the whole thing so long.
I'm gonna get you.
Guys, please don't kill at zero goals.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
I didn't hear you just yet.
I'm not being in the same place.
Oh, easy. That's fire.
Yeah, we're doing pretty good.
I suppose it's everybody actually like
It's so hard to get it on to the island from the
Good shot
All right, good
Yeah, bro!
You're fucked, you!
Get out of my way!
Dude, okay, now I'm not actually not fucked.
You're fucked when I'm sitting there, oh my god!
I'm not a person to pick you up, bro.
I've got it in place.
It's just too easy, man.
Dude, stop talking like that.
You got, like, my voice, is there a problem?
Are you just like...
Ron!
Why don't I hear Ron twice?
What?!
I don't know what to do twice.
I don't know.
I can't play the game.
I just can't play the game.
I see what it is.
Fuck her!
No!
No!
It's my post money!
Yes!
Wait, how did my...
I know you fucking lied.
I went down here and never got hit.
There was a lot of red.
That was a hard one.
That was hard.
Yeah!
It's hard when you have a bunch of bitch-ass hoes
the whole game.
See?
See, you're just gonna squeeze.
So you're just gonna sweet
Stop doing this shit
fucking game!
I'm coming for your ass, Mini!
I'm coming for your ass!
Who?
Who?
Hey!
What are you saying?
You said the one steam?
He's a fucking steam.
That's crazy.
I'm going to get one this time.
Yeah.
Hey, get your damn with Michael.
Hey!
Hello.
We're playing a game.
We're playing a game.
We're playing a game with Michael.
Where's his real name, was Michael?
Oh, that's Ron.
That's Ron.
Oh, wow.
That did land in the ocean.
Just so happens there's a game about islands
Really
So I know my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Thank you
I sure do love playing with
Little tap
So good. Hold on. I'm gonna hit. Let me hit this ball
Oh my god
Damn bro that guns on them
Yo, yo, yo be nice
Oh
There's the hole
Oh
My first how many how many holes to our holes
Yo, that's what you're fucking mom said last night, buddy
There's no way
Shoot me again see what happens for real
Oh
Somebody's ball falling in right up to OT is crazy
Is it the last hole one nice we're on the last one now nine of nine
All back
Go, go, go, go, go.
What the golf cart is crazy?
Whoa!
Dude!
What was?
Yo!
Yo!
What the?
Yo!
We're gonna kill a man's slide.
The ladies in here saw that they're giving him rides.
Oh, my god.
I'm so fucking mad.
Fuck.
Oh, my god.
Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.
It's a-
Shut it, shut.
I-
Give me a gun.
Bang.
I'll-
I'll get in.
Get in.
God, if you can't explain it, but you gotta be fucked.
Oh
Somebody crushes game
Wait, no
I think I need to heal man.
Well if I could just stole my whip.
Did he just stole the golf cart and took out?
No!
I can't have my life.
Air horn, air horn.
Oh wow I hit him!
Oh, wow, I hate it from back then. It's crazy. I got a eagle
Yo, yo you fucker
Yes, I mean something bad. I mean something bad
Not bad. I got third. Oh
No, oh no
Fuck you Tony
Yo, this thing's this way, I finished in third place, not bad.
I didn't already win it.
This is, this is great.
Top 3's gonna die, buddy.
Nice one, buddy boy.
Did you win?
Yes!
It's so easy!
Not last!
I'm not last!
Sir thank you
And I know who it was later Tony Mouse hands now you're not getting a personal
I
Just try to wax somebody's ankles with his club talking about fair and square
It's like the beaches of known
Oh
Fucking rocket launchers, bro
It's illegal to hit me
Yep into the sand
I got first place please.
Where's the going?
Where's the going?
There's just no way.
You can change.
I'm on his phone. I'm on his phone.
You click 1, 2, 3, 4, he can change your club.
I'm sorry.
You get the thinner shot.
First place.
He didn't know that he can change the clubs.
He's just trying to drive it in.
There's more maps.
There's more maps.
I
What do you mean by that
I
Yeah, that's not
Damn, they're so close yet so far
I didn't mean to do that. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, yo, nice shot. Nice. Hey, buddy. Give me another. Thank you
So, thank you fuck and you miss you suck jackass
Thanks
No way to go
Yo Barry, hi, you're the only reason you're here.
The worst was because of me.
Yeah!
You're the only reason you're here.
Nice.
You're the only reason you're here.
Dang!
Poor, easy part.
Yo, how am I supposed to cut it when it's fucking exploding?
Alright, we're good at the hole!
Hey!
That was like a skill issue.
Yes!
my food is out of the air yo I go food
no I go, I go
shut up bitch ass
bro
damn into the water come on
so you're just gonna hit me
I expect me out
yo what the fuck
Hello, Angel of Water is nuts, brother with the golf cart.
Dude, he's just letting everybody over at this point, bro.
He'll give a fuck.
That is over.
Homswater open!
Dude, who's that over there?
Shit me
Junior try to run me over his evil work brother
Eat ass, bro
You can't do your bad cheese
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yo, yo, I'm already struggling
Yes, yes
Listen Joe, you can't park there's crazy really my team really my team
Oh my god somebody's ball hit off of mine
PILOTS!
WHAT?
HAHAHAHA
Okay
Alright
Why am I last place and I'm getting fucking targeted
It's like throwing bricks at a homeless man
What the fuck
It's still effective
What are you doing?
Job?
No, I'm going to eat Korean barbecue
Yo, can we not say the word?
He said that
He said that
I'll dare you motherfucker
I'm going to go.
Who's hands are that?
Yeah, you need some cooling.
Yeah, yeah, somebody's, somebody's just in a tight room right now.
We hear everything.
Is it me? I think it's me.
Somebody got an industrial fan just pointing at that microphone.
I know you fucking lie.
Yeah, baby.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's doing that, man?
We're boys just using hacks.
I'm the goat. I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm just using hacks. I'm the goat. I'm the goat.
I'm behind the hole.
Hey!
You are rich, man.
I want to build a man.
So bad.
So bad.
I can't hit it.
Come on.
And this is intense play.
Somebody's cheating.
I'm not cheating, man.
Wait, somebody's cheating.
What's wrong?
No one's cheating, bro.
You just don't have a personal driver.
Oh, there's an invisible locket here!
You welcome me to be here.
I'm gonna call you my boss.
I'm gonna call you my boss.
Excuse me, I'm gonna call you my boss.
She's just gonna lie and hack.
Yo, does he want a Yub-A-M-Z?
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay, okay. We have a bomb right in the lobby.
Alright.
Okay, okay, we are reduced and we're not getting any landlines or AOLs now.
Rocket fusing classic.
So there's a landline on my ball.
Damn right.
Yo, there's no one more down.
Who's doing that to?
Yo, yo, is this, he's got a team.
Yo, the rocket launchers are closed.
Yo, what the hell?
He said gotta go
That was physics by the way, that was physics. I don't know what you mean. I don't know
Oh my god, I did it.
Oh, that's awesome.
Anyone else?
Somebody's cheating.
Somebody's cheating.
Bro, bro.
Dude, he's laughing.
Stand up!
He found the eagles cheating.
Woo!
Nice.
Good cheating, guys.
Now we're playing nice after you cheated.
Oh yeah, you cheated though.
I'm done telling you how to do this because you're cheating me.
That was good. That was a good little game. Yeah, like that.
He's holding my hand. Why are you holding it like a banana peel?
You gotta go get your shit died, Bert. Did I not have sourses?
Oh, done it. Are we doing our L-Craft or am I doing a whole different mod?
Oh, I'm done. You didn't like it? No, I'm done. I just didn't know how you were fighting.
So it sounds kind of like a you know, it's a hard it's really hard, but it's really fun too. You just gotta get a shot
Yeah, the people are saying that we're like dog shit and that we got a
You know what we have to
Why rid the rid the comments of the episode when they're saying there's weapons that we can make and we also aren't supposed to
I know all this. I know all this. Yeah, but I can teach you at all. What? I
Got you
I don't know how to do anything, but I'm sure there's like things that we can make like right
right off the rip like we have so much material.
Dude, I don't understand it like you can't you stop them were too low level.
We're like level eight and attack very low were very low.
Okay, we got to get a better grind spot probably
No, let's just finish up our tower, right?
There's about our yeah, and then we and then with our levels
Now we'll have stuff to look we're looking forward to using and doing and working those
You know, we should do I just had a crazy idea
We should go to the tower like we're doing and then plug all the holes except for one hole
Then we build down a thing where they all fall down into a one block and then we do the kite thing
So they're all just falling down from the one block hole. Yeah
here
We will get fucked harder before we could do any of that
But we get some gravity explosion monster and he's got to cook our shit like like well
I'd literally just spawned next to a blighted goblin like what's that's not it. That's not it
Okay, get in get in I have no weapons, bro. We're so
Holy shit
High excuse see the battle towers will be easier to cheese with two people just aggro the boss to detoir the chests
Do we try that I'm the boss did not keep shooting. I don't know why
He's not oh, this is good actually cuz I don't think this this guy attacks
So it's just a freebie
What's going on?
When you spawn and you're going to see him immediately, I need you to kill him, because
I have no weapon.
Well, we will find you.
Yo, I can't believe it's been six years.
You are my goat.
Thanks for all the streams.
I hope to be welcomed to the jungle one day.
You always give me the juice.
XQCL.
Oh, a hoe.
Cool.
cool
load the god damn game bro
hello
yeah episode one of our old lock and quick as i have one of the state of
his money is running away i've been wanting a let's play for a while
what what do you think next i don't know personally
Cool, I'm fun six over here six. I don't see you man six six
This way this guy right here, I like
You can do I gotta do no need to I have this upgrade. I just I choose the hours when I did the cheap option
No, baby, but I
I don't need sound though.
Are we going to play for 6 hours or 12 hours?
I don't know, just do 6 for now and we can always do those things.
Yo, why is it lagging? I don't need sound, the game.
Well, it's going to reset the server anyway.
Oh my god, I hope this guy doesn't leave.
No, you might, maybe we kill them now?
Yeah, yeah, come, come, come.
But I don't need sound though!
Okay.
Go to your sound things, disable your main thing, and re-enable it.
F3D?
Would you consider playing Cognitive Monies?
I'm sad that we're going to kill this, it's being nice.
Um, Jack?
We can hear everything you're just default pretending, oh my god.
Oh!
I got it, it works.
Nice.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Let's go this guy real quick.
The server might reset.
Whoa!
Nice.
Holy shit, he's fast!
pass. Uh anybody put my my pet on uh assist. Your pets yeah your pets gonna be the only
thing that hits this guy. He's instant transmission. Oh I have the idea. Don't hit him. We break
him down. Hold on break around him and make him go into hole. Okay. I take you. Okay
Nice
This is actually just kind of sad I'm not gonna lie. I mean
No
Hit him I'm getting attacked. Oh my god
80 levels I died cover up yourself with blocks I love all the xp's it's over
did you know what you're laughing it's it's lame it's a lame it's lame I mean
we lost everything oh my god bra that these those are gonna be ours as they
get back in that's crazy I mean don't we get some back I have to restart by the
way to do the ram so when it starts lagging just let me reset it and then
we'll be big we have to do it yet I got them levels of things good enough right
Yeah, what the hell?
Maybe I add more farming, might I?
Is there like an unarmed build where I can punch really hard?
Cause that would be amazing.
An unarmed build?
I mean we gave this weapon to me. Let's just go into the house and research server. Okay
What was downstairs we remember what was downstairs? Yeah, yeah, that's where we killed the crew. Oh, yeah, you're right
Yeah, we killed the girl camera starting it
Do an intro Dunn's game weird chump. There's some good stuff in here, man
Wait, why didn't it restart?
Huh?
I'm getting scared in here.
Oh, not like this again.
Wait.
Well, I mean I killed the server and it didn't turn off. I'm so confused
Because you left the game
Yeah, no, okay, okay
No, no, no, it's not good, it's not good.
Wait, what?
How could you, how could we intro and do, like when we're doing this?
Yeah, no, no, it'd be impossible.
Let's just go sleep in there.
Where'd you get an intro spot though?
Yeah, yeah, we'd go sleep in an intro spot.
Monster, is it?
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just hit him with the punches, it's all good.
Mike Tyson.
Let him in a little bit.
I'm dead.
Bro.
Okay, goodnight.
Oh, we can't do a-
Can't be sle-
It's-it's-it's a paper, man!
Oh, he's still here?
I died it, and I'll tell you how.
Wow! Um...
I mean it.
Like at least let us be able to hit. Maybe it's when we go on the bed.
No. I've had one error.
Oh nice.
Holy fuck, 92 months of the game in Gollum Warlord.
Nice.
We love, we love, we love, we love, we love.
He's above, he's above, he's above.
Nice shot!
Now the huge headshot!
Nice!
Alright, sleep time.
Okay, I'm gonna give the XP out of this. I'm sure there's a lot of XP in this, though.
I grabbed it.
Good, how much was it?
About a quarter of one level.
90 row equals band.
Alright, good night.
Okay, I'm gonna have Insomnia.
I mean...
How long 24 okay, okay
They're up here
Hello, okay. Oh, I can't get up. What good shit
Yeah, yo, what are you?
Yo, get off of it!
Jesus, what am I going to eat?
I mean, eat?
Is this all personality?
Okay, I can't sleep.
I literally cannot sleep.
Everyone, let me do it.
It's got its own name too.
There's something nearby.
Well, I could sleep.
Oh, look at this dude.
What the hell?
What the?
Nice.
Oh, five levels!
No way!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
Oh, five levels!
bubbles no way yeah that was kind of nice and i got a bronze throwing axe
that's kind of cool can we just sleep now please jeez what was on this game
okay sleep
wait this axe is badass
nice good good night
this one's actually good
okay hold on hold on
Um
Opacity
No, I'll remove the background backgrounds annoying. Yeah, same. How do I do that? I?
Do not like that. Oh, I think it is fine. All right ready?
Yep, here we go. Everybody group. Yeah, that's
All right Sunday
Yo, what's going on guys today? We're on episode 2 of RL craft in the last episode
We went around screwed around and figured out but today we're gonna do some progress take it away X
All right guys I brought back Jesse because we're running out of content
But today we're gonna do some battle towers and hopefully maybe even beat some dragons
Yeah, let's play games the God here God here God let's hit it. All right send it
So I got a bronze throwing axe now that's that that's at least a three out of ten at least
No, but it's infinite ammo though I can I can throw it and then grab it
That over there remember yeah, I thought I was a loot right? No, no, I put a lot of the loot in the box in the box
Oh dragon left careful. Don't aggro XQC
Yeah, we did we dumped everything in the box over here
Okay, wait to make the boss hit the corner
Yeah, I haven't even- oh.
Watch out!
Watch out!
BOOM!
Did you get him?
Yeah?
How many blocks?
Oh yeah, that- look at the side of this shit, bro, this is just embarrassing.
I mean, it is embarrassing.
Holy fuck.
Okay, I can't even use the tanning.
Why lag?
Everything should be good.
No, I think
Oh, is that on the distance?
But on the distance and only we have that I'm trying to see if this
No, you told me
How do you know though like oh projectile ember spectral oh shadow is your guy a shadow or yeah?
I need to make you a heart container
Yeah, that'd be nice. I have a murder. I'll make you one
Oh, yeah, that's it. Did he? Did he?
God is assed.
How? How? Are you cheating?
No, I shot the axe at him.
Dude, you're crazy. It's a good axe.
That boss is actually hard to kill, normally.
Oh. Yeah, he was like, he was one tap.
Oh, let me use my levels. Oh, shit.
Okay.
I'm gonna put it in magic, or no.
um
What is that above there i'm gonna start leveling agility i feel like that makes sense is it the boss
I battle tower golem i literally hurled on him i could have just shot him
i think i can shoot him from here yeah do that do that do that and then he's going to attack
I'm telling you I can't I can't my axis and go that far. No
Yeah, I got Rod squids. I could have shot him dude
Me see if there's anything else I can hit him with I got a bow
I
Don't see
now
I just got my dirt piles
It's kind of weird I have a throwing axe, but I can't use it to cut down a tree like how does that make sense?
Dude, I'm gonna do I don't find my bone arrow
But I he I have one but it's kind of broken
There's a better on the ground here, see over there. I don't have arrows
Yeah, there's lodge. We have feathers though
No sticks and we don't have an axe like we're back. No, no, we're good. Yeah, we have to like completely do the whole thing again
That three beat us in the morning is game unfortunately
This mod I mean, maybe I can maybe I can hit him from like right here. Let me see
No
Help
Good play. I need an arrow. I mean there has to be one arrow somewhere right?
We need sticks. We have feathers. We have no feathers.
We need to do a 407
We need to go home
Yeah, we do
We just go forward
Like, like, like, this is, this is, like
It's embarrassing
It's embarrassing
It's gonna take us a literal hour if we just keep doing what we're doing
Oh my fucking god
Yo, I can't
I actually, I'm not gonna do it
Okay, I'm gonna go get rocks
So let's just give each other goals, okay?
There we go
You tree, me rock
No, no, no, wait
What?
No
Okay
Okay, sure
Oh
Okay
Yeah, that's what it up, okay?
Holy shit me rock months. Let me treat rock to the jungle you tree. No, but I need to get a hatchet for that
I need to get a hatchet
Okay, I got it or I need what I need
Okay, I can make you a hatchet. Really? Yes
Happy 40 months. Mr. Can how many I floaters have you seen chat? Where are the flint and I flint it?
I got flint there.
Oh, I got hatchet for you.
Really?
Yes.
Dude, how?
Because I got 12 rocks and two sticks from the tree and the rocks.
And then I'm going to make a pickaxe.
I hope we don't get slammed by the...
Okay, I have wood and I got six.
Okay, can you make me now a wooden pickaxe? Yep
Actually if I get two more rocks I can just give me the cobble for it hold on
Unless you have the rocks
Nope the rocks. Okay, and boom shock a locker now. How would you make an arrow with this?
Then we have then we need we have a bunch of feathers in that chest
And we just needed sticks and flint
And there is, huh?
Yeah.
Oh my God, I can't.
Please play scape and run parasites.
Horrible next.
No, no, no, no.
I shouldn't do this.
I'll do it.
You should build a tower.
No, do it and make sure you have enough.
Well.
I don't want to spoil it, but I know what I'm doing.
Okay.
I
Right now my whole mission is I'm just gonna get a shit ton of cobble. That's my life
I remouse
What I
Don't know what
How do you make arrows stick feather flint
Okay, it's all good. I'm not gonna panic it. Oh, do we do we have iron apparently you can use iron instead of flint
I'll make it like a dinner. Just just let me do this
I know I'm doing
All right, I just I just I barely miss
Okay, I
Get it. I'm the cobble guy. You're the wood guy. So Flint went
He's I got one Flint
I have four shots is good enough for me
Which I'm also gonna from the outside now if I can help it here I go
Oh, that was close though.
Nice!
What, he's not gonna- Did they patch the game?
I'm telling you, they patched it!
This bandage isn't here by the way.
I'll bring him to you.
Just a cool little tip, I don't know if you know,
if you hold control and Q, you drop the whole stack.
Dude, back in my days, you could aggro this guy
from far away, like from like miles away, miles away.
I think it's because it weren't a server incident
on land.
Okay, I think we can get, I'll do from here,
we get out of here.
I think that we would get up on this place. Thoughts?
Well, I'm down and we can make Halberds too.
Yeah, yeah, let's just grab all the loot and leave.
And your dog has loot too, now.
Barely.
Okay, load up the dog with all the good stuff.
I can't, you cannot load that much.
I have it all, I have it all.
I have 30 cobble, by the way,
so we have Halberds when we get home.
So what is home?
It's the village, right?
But where do we, how do we get there?
This way, just keep going this way.
And then when we go to this house take like a little left and go straight
Really gonna get my shit I mean
Gotta do what you gotta do out here. It's kind of hard to get levels. I know I did that because of my diet. I
Leveled I leveled it. I'm gonna go drink some sewer water. I'm thirsty
Go
If I got a drink this I'm just really on a dad. I need to allow my gathering
I got worms yeah, we need to move we need to move we need to move yeah this way
It's this a I know it's this way I have the good feeling
I remember the bell tower from last time right remember the slice then it's through the village yeah through the um
No, it's three it's three. Yeah
I did oh ouch i'm coming
dude there's something shooting explosives like gas things at me just come to me man
I'm coming there's a dragon on my ass dude just go to the like floating like forest
yeah you're dead you're gonna die as soon as yep yeah I am yeah so you leveled the
here yeah but I know where it is we're not in a party so I can't see you wait
wait let me just add you to the party it makes things like a million times easier
um party you're in my party how come I can't see through walls I don't know
this is go go yeah my I have to grab on my loot though is literally everything
We need to progress, we have to.
Yeah, you just come with me though.
The whole forest is on fire now by the way, because of this fucking one mom.
Oh no!
Yes.
Oh man, I, oh no.
But it's kinda telling me where my loot's at.
I wonder why you went there?
Because I was trying to find you, bro. I got lost.
I got lost. Six cubes, yeah, I know.
I'll believe you.
Also, I think I just know where the town is.
Dude, I know what's happening. It's easy. It's just through here.
Okay, I'm coming back. I have all my loot. I'm going back towards the house.
Holy shit, everything's on fire.
Yeah, by the way, when there's fire,
there's the fire golems that spawn from fire.
Like, you should never be close to fire.
Okay, I'm I'm getting away from it
My god, please don't kill me. Please please please
Yeah, I don't even see what you're at. I'm running back towards house right now. I would I went kind of far
I thought I was going where you
Okay, I am at the house now. Go here follow the light. Yo, let's go
We have to go home
Yep. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, this is why this is the way I was going up first
It's still here. Yeah, and we got a small of the big village is a big village
Yeah, and it's just safe too because we have all the guards and stuff. It's just nice
Good going
Now we're gonna go a little bit to the right of thinking we see the village from here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god
We have to make it. I can't believe it
God bless
I'm running I I have a good safe path I'm gonna make it rain thing is terrible I
don't like this are you frozen yeah well any ones you frozen anyone else
oh no water
Are you gonna make it? Yeah
Don't want to use cobble to get up, but I have to
I forgot where we usually sleep at then. I remember main town area and then I'm going
Um
Nice I'm good
Are you in like the main house or the first house?
I forgot what our old house is at
Well, there's one over here and we have the chickens our chickens are adults. Okay. Did you go to sleep?
Okay
Good night
Oh
Oh, look at that. Let's see if I can find you here
What you know love of God good night. Where are you at?
I'm here
Oh, yeah, okay this way and this our chicken thing and then to the right is our house
Why no egg now no eggs actual useless chickens. Why no exit? There's just useless. I think
we have to breed them
we have any seeds
there's no house
I think somebody robbed the place
no we're just broke
really? we're just super broke
we're broke as hell
we're ass
dude really
yay 100% we are ass
Okay, well I mean we have four blocks of diamond
That is kind of paw again, let me dump all my shit in here
We should be able to crack the down here
We get a crack in T able place
Yep on it one two three four
Chaka locker for that right?
Yeah, bring it cook the meats
What meets?
What meets?
What meets?
That was the worst spot, sorry.
I don't know.
I'm using all those meets.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Will charge.
Okay.
I have a lot of, um, oh, level 16 to where diamond is.
But I think that is that.
Oh, we do have to do the crafting bench right there. I'm just gonna break this
Okay, so what we should do is a big-ass farmer may we always we already know that right?
Yeah, well I
My gatherings a little five on his heart is it gathering that's I have a little bit of that a little bit of it
Oh farming yeah, all of them. It's a bad. It's just bad. It's just it's no good
I don't think we should do any damage to chat thoughts it's a cosmetic
Full set that means you watch it I
Run all birds apparently are good
Yeah, let's do that. Okay. I I think it's flowering kids
Yes, that would be good here. I have one iron on me. I'll give it to you
Okay, thank you. I already have 39
Chad, what should we do?
I have boots for you. Come here.
Boots.
Thank you.
Chad, is it worth it to make armor set?
I need pants and chest. I don't need a helmet.
Well, you have chest on me?
No, I need chest and legs.
Come here.
Thank you.
okay now i need i think we i thought we had some armor last time
very good okay okay we're actually doing something holy shit
okay okay i thought we had some make silver helmets
yeah but i won't get a set bonus though i thought is there a set bonus right in sliming my pants
right now to to to to
sticks okay I got I got my whole set to believe me look I was on the silver face
day right right what the heck no that's straight juice goes hard game we
Should I bring some wood or I need some blocks and stuff, right?
Yeah, I'm making some sticks and then we want to make all the way away. I'm gonna make all birds
Yeah, we need all birds. Well, I have an iron sword. No, no iron all birds. I've heard to make that
Okay, okay, I would do that. I need a health crystal too. If you know what we need to make. Oh, yeah
You did brawl, bro. We need like 25 of these
What's the truth you guys? I don't want to change your job. We're playing game without me
I
Here take that we need a lot of these but for now they'll do for now. Oh
Like Zelda that's cool. Yeah, it's a legs of the air. Oh
We have we have a bronze in here
I need to make you
I can make you some some some things
Yeah, I have the hatchet, but I definitely need the helper.
Cut some woods and make them six-place.
Yeah, then cut that shit up.
Good.
Yes.
Pretty good.
Here.
Boom.
Oh, I have a nunchuck that would go fucking heavy though.
Yeah, I think it was nice because it spams.
And it's good for like when we do the leg glitch thing.
Okay, the fight nunchucks are good, I think I would just do the things.
Yeah, Harvard will be good.
We don't spam them, we actually wait for the bar and get a little more stick.
Charlotte's go fell let's go nice
Huge I have a hammer, but oh dude my stable
Dude in my shoulder more logs. Oh my way. I got I got I have I have worthless quality
What did I get I got?
Keen what does Keen means it's okay. It's whatever
Okay, can you can even use a diamond one I doubt it diamond Halberd
I'm gonna ask what what level attack are you
I
Love him okay when you get the 16 we can do diamonds shield that water bottles
Water bottles, oh, yeah water
We didn't make more wood we make more wood I'm gonna make some more bottles you make some wood please real quick
Yeah, like what oh, what is in planks?
um
Plank planks. Yeah, please. Thanks. Yeah, okay
Tantines we need to make I forgot. Yeah, that's true
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. We need to get out there and just make we need to just get some loot
Like we need to go and smack some shit down. Oh, dude. Jesus Christ
sorry
I literally I said I had to sneeze I haven't well I have bottles but the problem I have is that
The water is it's contaminated
Yeah, shit water how do we so what do we do we just get like a boiling oh dude I saw in town one of those
Potion-making things in one of the houses. We just
filters
It's cool and pepper
No paper though. Oh, yeah, we do on the floor. Boom. No way
No, no, I charcoal
Why don't you talk about here on the ground? No way?
Yes, we're getting that
I'm just spawning them in as you're saying. I'm just trying to make sure the play through goes through
48 filters
Now I think you put the water with the filter on it and bang purified water just for you bang. Thank you. Thank you
No, I love this
I'm gonna drink it right now. Cheers cheers man. Cheers
Okay, let's do
We need to get out of the house. We need to get the fuck out of the house like I'm actually a tenor being here
Let's go. Yeah. Well before we leave hold on. I'm bringing up. I'm bringing wood cobble
Here's the planks that I made you a fuck ton of planks
Make sure you have bandages
We have a bucket bucket so you can put water in it. No, no, no we had a bench earlier. No
Yeah, I gave them to you, but also here's a bucket on the ground and then fill it up with water
So if we get burden we can right here
We get burdened we don't have to take damage. That's just unlucky about tools though. Yeah tools
Yeah, I have to axe and I have pickaxe good good enough
I'm gonna bring shield, but by the way we cannot use shield with this build, okay?
Okay, because it's a two-hander. I can use shield because I have a warhammer
But that's not it
My dog's advantage of the verily. I
Have oh I have eight on me. Do you want half of them?
No, oh, yes. Yes. Thank you. It does your dog have anything funny and good. Can you check that?
Where is he?
Oh dude Max win
What we max win every is only one egg it it's two eggs one in the corner
Let's toss them toss them in and then here we go nice. Oh
I picked me up. I can't
Please seeds
Yeah, I couldn't find any but maybe pumpkin team either like them in the music maybe perhaps. Oh, maybe
Now they don't fuck with that
Yeah, I found seed. I have one seed. Is that all I need? Yeah
I need okay here you got to do it
Yeah, yeah, you like that so
They even need two of them, but
It's late quickly. Yeah, it's good this bad. Good night. Good night. See you later
Later, bro
What's outside?
Gremlin. Yep. It's in here. Please stop it. I killed it. Oh my god
Let's go I
We need to find places to do the same thing like anything at all
After that we are doing a farm. Oh my god. Yeah
kill all these or maybe we breathe them what we should breathe these okay a water
right here grab a bucket wait it's ice the heck but yeah it's right yet what
well stop stop stop wait but I got I got loot I got ice chunks
dude that's so bad it we that was really dumb we should have let it unfreeze
my sofa
where'd you go over here I got it oh nice sweet out of here
I don't like that all well there's a giant colossus spider about one o'clock
one of these will go up it that another it hurts but we can do this I gotta get my water
Oh wait the water's gonna help me because he can't do anything.
I'm hurting, I'm hurting.
I'm healing buddy.
Got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Dude.
Is he good?
Anything good?
Oh I see an XP.
Mine.
This is all garbage low key.
You don't...
You don't think we need the uh...
Magicly down the ground.
Let me just band-aid yeah, yeah, whatever we're gonna get we're gonna get out of another just get out of your head
The nether is it abysmal it is abysmal
I even when I was ultra max full gear ultra level I couldn't do shit in there. It is so bad
So that's the real end game
No, it's not the end game, but it's it's very fun
You know any backpacks in the backpacks. Oh
Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's easy. We just told us shit. Oh, yeah
But they're very long to use but you have to put them down put a matter if it's under key bind. It's very difficult
Let's go. It's like it's like all the mods
Yeah
There's no like
But there's like a beginner don't wanna okay
Well, the biggest goal will be to get a mouth, but I mean, that's Rup or Chup.
Oh, Tatl!
Oh, Tatl!
Chucks, Tatl's good, no!
Didn't that take me like an hour to get that one, like hours?
Remember this five minutes.
Hey, be careful.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Oh!
All bones over there. We should get all that just hold on allies first
Okay
Bones sure
Okay, I think we should like get all the bones
Nice
Good to see you. I'm gonna get some of them. I think this is bones
Bro, it is I'm getting this brother. This is yeah, but you don't know it. Maybe it'll wake up. No
Okay. Things like this that happen? What? Oh man, temple over there is a big temple. I know that it's
okay remember where that is. Get the papers. I'll go in. I need to get in. I need some of that wool.
Okay. I'm gonna kill. I don't have any water.
Let me see, does that just turn into- Wow!
Okay dude, that is so good for bones, holy shit.
Oh and nymph over here, if you need any heal.
Oh yeah, I actually need that.
And there's a house.
Ooh farming!
Go ahead and do this since you're getting all the- all the leveling stuff anyways.
Ah, lady?
Well?
Come back!
I don't think she gives a shit man, I'm- I'm- I'm actually annoyed.
Yeah, she's weird.
I'll let you get all these levels, you might as well.
Okay, my mentor's gonna be very close to that. I'm close to the gamut.
Where?
Uh, dog container?
Uh, no, bro, that's really anything.
Wait, bro!
Wait, is that where we started?
This is where we started.
No way!
Yeah!
What the hell, oh wait everything grew though you can go pick up all the stuff that you
grew.
How did this not grow, like what?
I probably did not load it in.
Bro I remember like it was yesterday that we were here.
Yeah.
I mean yeah it was actually a thing.
my farm didn't grow over here though the other side of it kind of did three
levels off your level though yummy mmm my seeds though I got work I got worms
should you catch like it seeds you have to replant the carrots
duplication over here so what's he why it matters what worms I got worms in my
ass well I mean I give you water I know I drank it was only one dude come here I
gave you feathers no you gave me one one bottle oh here's the others oh shit
nice wait how does this work dude you just put it with the bottle together you
know I get a oh I don't have the bottle anymore I put it in the image I put it
in the case oh wait oh no I disappeared when you use it we're gonna need
champagne we can things okay so we get busy we get all this though there's
like so much max win right here and Russell
was that killing yeah trying to cool friend like Jesse dude that's huge max
yeah I was big I was big all of this too and what is this one
this is an xp this is an xp
it's actually a horrible xp but I don't know yeah it's pretty horrible
I mean we'll take it though we'll take it alright so
do we want to go this way towards the temple? there's a temple to loot
oh I remember where there was a temple yeah this way
to the left all the way to the right
I remember
It's right there we just on the way in wait. Yeah, that's literally what I'm talking about
I'll put the balls in shit apparently. Okay. Yeah, but I mean
We'll do it in a minute
Okay, okay
Because this might be backpacks. We need to kill all these guys. Okay. I don't know how the mats are but I
Just love them
Yeah, they just got out. I was actually pathetic
Holy shit.
I got a noob, you had that, didn't you, player?
Yeah, I was just a loser, shit.
Watch out, watch out.
We don't want to engage you in front of them, either.
I'm still not healed, why not?
Thank you.
Hi, Jesse.
Oh, my head is wanting to be healed.
Yeah, heal that, heal that, heal that.
Oh, cool.
All the blue blocks will wake up.
Our chickens need grass, feety-wits,
with our flow.
Why are you throwing away a lever you needed, Pepega?
When will you actually start playing the game of jit?
without cheese
i like that
i haven't done that before
whoa, whoa, whoa, lag it
we can do anything
is it only the axe that can maybe get bridged
or maybe
nah, it's only sword i think
but watch this
boom
alright
I'm not seeing anything here, but I'm sure there's loot.
Oh, I hear th- there's a spawner right here.
These spawners, they spawn what though?
I don't like the way it looks at all.
It's spiders, spider spawner in here.
I'm not a fan of this at all, I don't like this stuff.
Oh my god, what is that big one thing over there? It's a castle behind us, bro.
Where? Where?
Holy shit, over here!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
It's a church!
Let's pray. No, no way. We did the year first. Okay. Griffin's they're cute. That is very cute.
Defender. Defender. Defender.
What the spawner is, you know? Yeah, here we go. I made a nice little door.
Beautiful. Oh, this is perfect. That's right. What's there? What's there?
What what's more xb this spawning stuff? Oh my god
maximum spawn horse wait you got a mouth I'm gonna just break this
I'm just gonna spend it right now dump it into agility or not. I'm gonna dump it into gathering.
I
See yes, I think that's this is the content you will be remember after I break this like you thank you
So much to you. I just I need I need it
Brightens my day
This things one HP hold on it's taken forever
What was that what am I just a straight probably just got one shot?
No
What the fuck just happened yo
You got to grab my loot or something bro, but are you like bleeding down some shit?
I got one thought oh
No, I
I don't even know how to get back. I mean I'll try
Wait, no, no, no, what's fun it?
In the cat all the way back to our spawn. No, no, just just to be to be to be. Oh
Yeah, true
Well, I have this potion that I'm gonna use right now
Should make me tell for sure. I can't I don't yeah, I'm gonna make a chest right
this should work this is a very scary game I don't know if I can walk anymore I
have to go play slime ranches to let off some stings what's my name so don't
don't cheat I'm not I'm dead just any of you I can I can't I can't I can't yeah
I'm gonna use my oh we do have those at home
Oh, it's not working this potion. What's your name? What the hell's going on?
I'm dead! It doesn't work.
I
Brother
Wait, I can't it's not letting me do it. I don't why
chat chat yes and I don't put them though chat we have potions of TP what
can he keep it to me
don't you want me to level up mining I don't even get into eight though we
do my name as well Tate? Yeah. That's weird. Okay. Oh! Uh, yeah, I try to out help. Apparently
was in any cold area okay nope it says entity jesse s in a fight I not found
why
yeah I'm a bit here
I'm on Iraq we're looking for a wormhole oh my god I have one I'm drinking it I
sent a request oh my god was it coming here though yeah I'm there like be what
There's one more wormhole push
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back I'm back
Oh my
I died
I have to drink our wormhole push
But don't worry, don't die
I'm going to bring both of our beds
I don't know if this is a good idea
I'm doing it
Do not die. Do not.
Alright, get to a safe area. I'm warm-holy.
Build an area for us.
Yeah, there's nothing safe here.
Just build. Just build.
Build what?
Like a home. A little home.
I'm bringing two beds for us to sleep.
Dude, I have a fl- I have a flaming poison giant next to me.
Like, I- I'm cooked, man.
Except in a- except.
I don't know. I don't see problems.
You do.
Uh, it expired.
No.
Yeah, I could do it again.
Okay.
Good night.
Oh my god, good night. Oh my god, I can't believe it.
And our spawn is here.
Brother, brother, do not break anything.
Right past us is an army of flying or rotating mobs.
Mubs it's awful. Did you grab my loot or I have to get it? Yes, a lot of it is already in here
Most of it. And you're all birds in here
your ad chips
your bronze thing
Stole my axe
No, no, is that was that yours? I don't know sword or was it that on the ground?
No, not the long sword. That's not mine. My I just need the pickaxe
Oh, here. Got it. Drop it.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Band- Okay, we just clutched. Holy shit.
Poison stone.
That damn time we clutched.
Make bandages if you can, please.
Oh, I'm the Ican. Yeah, I'm the Ican. Yeah.
Over here.
see. Thank you.
These are stone wire.
That was so good.
I can equip it in the bubbles?
I can get some more wool as well.
I'm dropping a string on the ground.
You need to play, you need to hunger.
Wait, this is busted!
That's busted!
Dude, I just got the most busted item in the game.
wait wait really yeah it's completely busted in what does it do in you a
get it's just a charm and I am you need a hunger I put such as to do like super
like damage wait you have poison in hunger now oh that's amazing I mean
I'm gonna sit alone it's amazing wow spawn the horse okay I open up
I'll blow this up, I'll blow this up with that jet.
Uh, okay, right here, boom.
Wait, let's make a door before we do this.
Just real quick.
Bro?
Just real quick.
I'm gonna make a door.
Come on.
Yep, one second here.
Just one sec.
Just give me a second.
Give me one sec.
Where's my pants, man?
Dude, open a sub, bro! I can't fucking move, man!
Yep, just give me one second here.
Come on, sec.
Okay, boom!
Oh, there's a dog!
Just give me a sec.
Oh, I got help!
Yep, just give me one sec here.
Come here.
nice I okay by the way a blight died and it might have been oh my god what is
this lost rod see if you can see XP anywhere it's not a blight died in the
chat oh we wouldn't be able to see I don't think like it can be very far
way okay okay right here I could boom I have a door here oh my god okay do a leg
hole there like all we can we expect legs yep I am let me just use this bro
bro I'm not pickaxe because I give you have to do this awful
I'm going in I'm gonna go grab our bucket okay I have a bucket in case all fails oh I
I oh my god thank you dog okay and he had all my juice that's huge okay here
you got here's the slabs yeah but we didn't need slabs but it's all good
I'll take it okay
That's one's yeah, one of them dead. He's dead. Oh, they all do
That's good
I'm gonna go
The door is bad, the door is bad, the door is bad
Yeah, yeah, good
I did it
It's fine, you're going to spawn here, it's fine, I'm going to level up, he's reminding
me, it's all good, it's safe.
I mean, I guess.
What the hell is a musk?
You long?
I've been watching for seven years. Can I get a welcome to the Jungle X QCM?
I think we should maximize, um, defense.
You cannot do that much. Like, it really caps out.
Ah!
I hear something slithering.
I think we go in now, yep.
Hold on a musk ouch
My legs broken no yeah, just it hurts bad wasn't so I thought it is there
I
Boss
Roll that is such a good xp
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck come out you think I'm out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in a level midair
Did why do we have what?
I
Got to have my long range
I
Got Jesse it was storm male. I got killed by four male. It's not four male
Yeah, yes, yes, um when you when you attack them, she throws a throwing tomahawkie at you
That's my strats
It goes back at you. I'm pretty sure yeah. Yeah, you have to go sideways it
Okay, that I got something that's crazy, and I'm giving it to you. What is this? Oh, I just got the forbidden fruit
What's that the same as you no I immunity to hunger status and nausea
So what I love hungry, I love gathering
What then, what then?
Maybe the perk's nice, not my edge, but my...
Yeah, we both have them now, which is nuts.
I'm hearing something sing and it's kinda nice.
Oh my god!
Wait, Undershirt is insane!
Uh, let me see...
I'm assuming that's defense.
So all he is what defense 16 oh, that's oh, it's super and agility 12. Yeah, let's just get those
They were good to go I think that is
That's everything in here
Oh, I'm here at spiders.
I'm like spiders.
Oh, they're above.
Maybe I could do something silly or something here.
Something like this.
Can I bring them down?
Okay, I'm getting the creeps.
I am being all like this.
Okay, this sucks.
I don't like this one either, yeah, yeah, let me go this way.
I don't know why you do this.
Oh, come here.
Oh.
Hold on.
Why did you put the water for?
I didn't know there was a ladder.
I didn't know there was a ladder.
I was going to jump.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
I can't, the water's...
But, but, but...
You, you said, fuck this up.
Okay, it's fine.
No, the water just takes forever. It's like
There's no watch out
Dude, don't you see it? Yeah, like please man
I'm sorry. So what is it? What do we do?
Quickly probably just break through. Yep. There's the oh pistons. Oh, yeah, what your dog the dog. Oh, wait
Hey
What the hell is this?
Wait, the pistons? Are those those that are going to push, push, push, and squeeze us?
Oh, I think it was supposed to. But we outsmarted it. Is there really no loot at the end of this?
That's crazy.
Okay, is there a loot?
Yeah, zero loot. We just found the secret loot room, no loot.
Oh, yeah, see that did it
Why is there a bedstone here?
Bedstone
Yeah, yeah
I don't like these spiders. I don't think this is a good. I don't want to farm XP on spiders and let's go to sleep. Yeah, it's nighttime
Oh, shit.
Get out.
Oh, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Good night.
I can't, I can't.
Just breathe.
Oh, no.
Good.
Good night.
Good night, yeah.
Good morning.
center I'm down there this is like a bit powerful that way got him reaper reaper
nice he's whispering something in my ear I know no
Another man's trash is another man's treasure. Thank you. Okay, maybe open up the downwards
The better god better that wins
I'm paralysis something down
Maybe I water the floor you win
Nothing no rage bait. Yeah, I don't want one
back to put your own sex this place kind of sucks he's a long sword and today
let's you want to grab our beds and go somewhere else don't break the bed leave
him there for now do not touch them it'll give us a lot of xp
Okay, I think it's spider.
I'll break the one above.
The duo is back, let's do it.
Really, dude?
What? I didn't get anything.
I got nothing.
Wanna go to the church?
Look at this. Boom.
Why did you MLG?
And off the thing 360 if I hit that I would have been crazy. Yeah, it's so crazy man
Chappell's the church
I don't know this looks look at all the mobs underneath though. Yeah, they just want an idea I
Want to go in here. This looks nuts. I'll build I'll build up
What does that one?
That's gotta be good xp. Can we kill that?
Yo yo yo yo, I don't like that. Let me see. Oh
Blaze I
Don't know we should get fire resistance or put bucket on the ground right here
Out, out, out, out!
Can't we just own them if we just put water, like we go sit in a singular thing like this, put water down and then just fight them in the water?
I
Know the water it died it the water like no, I have it. It's right here. I have the water
I'm gonna go for it. I'm not gonna break a block here, and then I'm putting water down. I'm standing in it
And I'm just gonna kill
Do you love me? Get out of here. Please go. Yeah, this is so stupid. I didn't think about the actual hit
I didn't think about that. I did not think about that
No, I think I think it's better. Yeah, I think we just get out of here. Well, this is the real entrance over here though
This looks safer
This way oh
Take me here to me to me get this first. Oh
I'm not I don't like it
I think it's a bad idea
but maybe we should grab the gold
there's a man not be back here for a while
look at that right here
oh this is sick holy shit
Yeah, it is nice.
Spawner.
Oh! Oh my god!
This is bad, this is bad.
Out! Out!
I'm- I'm so hurt I need a nymph for a bandage, I'm fucked.
Go over here, over here, do this. Healing salvo. Just eat it.
Hi, where the hell did I just go?
Thank you
I'm scared man. Yo, can we just get a bowtower or something fun?
Like this is cursed man
It's fucking cursed it's cursed
All right, so I'm saying I'm using a
the hell the trees are realistic I can't jump on top of them like dream yeah
they're kind of annoying it's just annoying I agree with this golden
carrots may be dude your rights oh good idea that actually heals no but it's
still good good for items no all right that yeah let me do it can't do it
do you have a hatchet I need you to make some chests we're gonna be here for a
a while so come here watch out no no there's a chest down I have a chest down
There's a chest if you can sign it.
Yep.
Ow.
Ow.
It's all its nuggets.
Ow.
Ow.
I
Cold in carrots dude
Yeah, if that heals, I don't even know if it does that doesn't
Here's a life steal to you eat this one I still
Okay, I need you
Okay, wait to cheese it up us like we should be taking damage on his shit. Oh my god, dude. It's just that it's poison text
It's just so cringe
Now we got Jesus we got you in each Jesus
Yeah, I'm about to die. This is bad news for me
I'm at a two and a half hearts my both my legs that I gave you an end up with a bubble though
Yeah, I ate all that and I'm dead. No, no the bubble put
Open up your inventory next to your character is in the little silver ring
Click on that and put the Bob. I gave you into that the bubble you got
The poison stone
Yeah, I didn't grab that there are you
Wait when did you give that?
Wait when did you give that?
Wait when did you give that?
You see you have the fucking access.
Make some god damn fucking ward man.
We have a chest.
Make some fucking ward man.
I don't get it.
You're the main warden forever man.
I'm because I'm fucking dead.
Okay.
Okay, fair enough. Okay. Yeah, I'll get it plastered.
Hey, here's all of this.
Oh, oh, wow.
I just blew up the- I just threw the wood to you, and it blew it up.
Oh, my God!
And as I threw the wood.
Oh, shit, folks!
Get them in bridge!
Get out!
Get them in bridge!
Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God!
Bro, I said- I gave you a whole stack of wood as it blew up and it's gone.
I'm not even kidding.
That is just so fucked. I can't even believe that just happened.
Oh, and the cat wants out, get out buddy, buddy, go.
I need any, uh, do you have any water?
Uh, no, but I can put the water on the ground and we can sit.
Sure.
Okay, ready?
I'm putting it right here and this one by one.
Drink up.
right here on me and I got you
bad news worms
nice I'm bubbling I have a lot of those same on okay you don't you go for
I did it I did it already. I one ticked it. It was kind of crazy
And I'm getting wood
What was that what's business what's business?
75 more sex to see LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Wait is that the that might be the thing you need to upgrade your pet?
Okay, never mind
When a chest
Yeah, I have to think for it. Oh my god
This is awful, we're about to get caught so hard, you have no idea, we need to make
a chest, we need to make a chest, remember, you make chest lots of them, I didn't mean
to make chest, you make chest.
I already made it.
I'm going to break down more wood, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
Oh, you got a flame dragon on your ass, dude. Oh, it's a flaming gargoyle
Shit, we lost we lost a blight and it's worth a thousand levels
They should still be there. Oh turkey
Dude dude
Oh my god, nope nope
It's too strong. I'm getting fucking rolled. I'm getting demolished like I don't have a chance
So good. I got it done a one HP. It's one HP. It's one HP. I died, but it's one HP. You get you just kill it. Oh
No, no, oh no, oh no, no, or some fire. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
I mean this upgrade to server mid-flight, dude. I don't know if like the server can handle this
I'm gonna make the chest, I'm gonna upgrade the server, I'm gonna block you, I'm gonna
break the trees, I'm gonna get the wood.
Fuck.
Where the fuck is the thing?
I'm gonna do everything.
Where's the spider at?
Big possibility. I'm not seeing it. Hold for us on fire
For us just slowly coming close. Okay. Um, okay. Um, I I I've severe depression in it. I'm I'm depressed
I can't I can't think straight. This is fucking awful
We lost everything
No, we did not we did not lose everything. We love everything. I haven't no I have everything
I'm trying to let to give you a full set boom. Okay. Well, we need slabs
We need your full set
I
Have your time fire behind you fire behind you fire behind you
Maybe about that what the
What the fuck is that
What the fuck is that I lost a frit, I mean I can't do it
Frick is afraid oh, yeah, like
Like, this, I don't think I understand it.
The fire makes it conjure monsters.
Like, we're about to get, this is gonna be so bad.
I died, I died, and I think all my loot went in the fire.
No way!
There's a possibility.
The whole place is on fire, dude.
I don't know.
I think all of our loot just burned.
There's a chance.
I'm preventing it, I'm preventing it.
I threw down a bucket before I did it, too.
Like, I don't know, I tried.
Where's the effervescent?
Okay, get the loot and leave.
Jesse, Jesse, I don't know what the fuck is,
like this is God awful.
Maybe we go sleep and come back.
There's a literal dev just following me with a trumpet.
Fuck.
Oh no, this is good, this is good.
I mean, I got dogs money in, I got spiders.
Nope, that's it, that's it.
No, it's okay.
Like, this is too much, this is too much.
this is when we have to sleep we have to sleep okay I'm gonna die I'm dying
tactical death no no no no we're fine this coming back will be impossible I
die do an ash what is this ashen a repeat like what the fuck are these names
I'm good I just heard up
yep I'm dead yeah I'll die yeah just kill me yeah fuck me
I
Think that are you going to get there done that I'm already running back
Bro if I hear this fucking one more time, I swear to God catch up. I can't jump
Did you Jesse I really bad news for us after dying for the 120th time cut Lord, I mean
Somebody blow in the middle of our loop and I think it's all gone
Let's go to sleep we have to we must we must sleep
There's no a fire scorpion that spawned out of nowhere in my game
We must we must sleep yeah, I got that dog. Let me use it
We must we must okay, okay TV TV TV the morgz of murder to be the morgz of murder
Have an idea you might not like it
We make anything bro. Yeah, we make a bunch of TNT and we we we put this we fucking blow it all up
Okay, in creative mode?
No.
Alright, I'm sleeping here, go sleep at some other place, not in my house, get out.
Oh Reaper, Reaper at a time like this, Reaper at a time like this?
I'm going to die, man.
What the fuck is happening?
My music. My music.
I mean dudes
I'm just camping at a bed. I'm spamming right quick
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy, but
Brussels are for the 20 years to kill.
Oh!
Are you sleeping?
Not yet.
Monsters nearby.
But I'm spamming.
Where?
I'm in a bed. I'm in a bed.
Go. Good night.
Good night.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, now let's just now we're gonna teleport back with the teleport thing. Okay
We are making slabs and we are cheesing the tower
Okay, but we are we gonna go back and get a blue or yes, oh yeah
Crates are deserts
Soon as I find a way stone I am there roll. It's like a cuba. It's like a big cuba
I'm gonna see it one second here for sure
Oh my god, dude, it's like a cube. It's like a cube looking thing. It's like it looks like it's like an iron cube
That's a well
We're good, we're good
I'm away
What
Oh, wait, we got some freedom that is though hold on yeah, I mean shit was dying
There was a guy that was like killing all the mobs to like on accident trying to kill us so
Really? We came out positive. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's cap. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I mean
I will accept a few lives, but that's just pure like propaganda. I think we're looking pretty good
Well, you look like you just pick up like nine levels the next day I got five
So I have a halberd, but I got I got my own job. I'm showing
Okay, I have a good enough. This is good enough
I
Think
Okay, so we get blocks
Yo, there's a boss we could buy kill precious
And it's in a cave here for sure it's definitely a Chihuahua down here or something
Okay, but okay, oh
Poison stone cool. Really you found yours. Yeah
yeah yeah but I lost my hunger thing the super OP our chain that's yo that would
be the best bottle in the game
no that again okay we make slabs it I say that way thank you we just have
our fucking loot everywhere like we gotta just make sure we get all our
I'm gonna loot here first, Michelle.
Penis.
Okay, we need to slab our shit.
Okay, I'm gonna eat a couple carrots.
Just mad hungry.
What over here? Any loot in here? No.
Do you have slabs?
On me?
No, but I can make them.
I don't have an axe, that's all you know.
But we need a crafting table.
I'll make that.
Oh, no.
I'm dead here, Goli.
Slap, uh, here's your slabs. I only have six of them right now, but I don't have an axe.
Oh my god, I'll make slabs, I'll make slabs.
Okay, I don't have axe, uh, here's six of them. I mean, six should be fine.
LAG!
I gotta go to the other end.
Timber!
Nice.
I'm following you, I'm good now.
They're coming at us.
up if you got it we're good to go we're ready to go
ready to fight level up level up not only did love it up
okay here we are cheesing this we're not doing the battle we're
cheating it yep the only issues that's open now so
let's get to it get spotting there any torches at all
uh but no i have one in here i had a good inventory set up and then i died
chat what are you doing down there up there oh oh my god don't upstairs work out there's a
There's a blight spider upstairs.
Blight?
Yeah, blight.
I saw him.
Hold on. I see him.
There he is. Maybe that's the low one.
There he is.
Keeper, keeper, keeper. Left side.
Okay, there's our bridge.
Okay, there's our bridge.
Okay, there's our bridge.
Yes!
I got the levels.
Throwing it into defense.
Boom.
Yes.
Press 12.
Press 12.
Copy.
I don't have any.
It's all you.
I'll protect you.
Yes.
Good.
Dude, I'm starting to lag.
I'm starting to lag here.
It's not.
This server isn't, though.
So it's all you.
I know, I know, I know.
You got to break both of these.
I got your back.
lagging it maybe reset the game no no it's not about that or like leave server
come back type shit and the forest is just still burning that's crazy I could
probably make all I know why we need it we need to get a lock because of
shit. Oh, I got a silver helmet with protection three, bro.
Silver.
Yes, silver with protection three.
Next message, please.
Yeah, I'm gonna make a lot of pics.
Wait, can you break this one block on poor and I can't come
through?
Hold on.
This lag is so bad.
Okay, I just got stucked right there.
I've hurt the level up and I lost all my levels.
It's over.
It's over.
I'm over it.
I died to a lag right there.
Oh, you died?
No!
19 levels.
I died to a lag right there.
Me and Gigi.
It's terrible.
It's all good. We can recoup. We can recoup.
It's no big deal.
I don't know why it hurts so bad there.
What are you doing? I just killed a creeper.
What did I do that?
Jesse PLS. Ouch, Ouch! Please don't die.
Yo.
Here, take your bobble.
It's yours.
No, no, no.
I have a bazaar.
I'm fine.
I have a bazaar.
It's the same thing.
okay
you
i felt that
here you go
i'm preparing my feet both my uh... feet are broken
but it's all good
i'm not in lopik i don't give a shit i'm not doing it
yeah i mean it's not worth it we're just here for xp who gives a shit i mean
could it be good loot or hell no
It's awful, it's awful, it's awful, it's so bad you have no idea how bad it is.
Okay.
A big, a big egg?
I mean, there's...
Uh, no.
Wait, I mean, I do, why do, do you have mining 8?
Yeah.
Okay, here.
No, what I'm gonna say is that there's no one sleeping in there.
I'll see another, another...
The sword!
Same thing, same thing.
Okay, we're gonna blow ourselves in okay. You ready ready? Yep. Yep. Go down for me for me
quick
This is bad
Died that was terrible
Yeah, that was...
I mean, bro, there was literally 5,000 mobs.
We're gonna have to sleep.
Go to the town, let's sleep.
We can't do this at night, that's just fun.
I didn't expect that many.
We're gonna get our blue back because I have a plan.
I have another plan. I'm sleeping enough.
Thank God, we need plans because I am out of them.
And good night, by the way.
Oh monster nearby. I mean come on man. I had a reaper and I was lucky enough to be able to sleep
You're fucking you fuck me
What a nightmare dude
It's all good we got
Go go sleep now. Good night. I
Can't
Guys I have a minute like oh reaper on me new Reaper brand new one
Okay, and go to bed. Good night.
Yeah, I'm in Sunday at the Wazoo.
Classic.
Alright, I guess you're just gonna play deadlock for the next 12 hours?
I mean, yep. 30 hours I did.
Wait, what's going on now? It's like a weird dust in the air.
Slowing deserts really wait, I got a
Kill a skeleton with an arrow from more than 50 meters achievement, but I didn't do that
Well good night, okay morning morning boy
Take me be it right stop or back. Yep
Okay
We're gonna systematically go down
mm-hmm in
juncture
You eatings making me hungry we're gonna go down a system at me
Yeah
Yes
The system are losing it's gonna stuff out if we don't go and big it up again, but we have a tip well on a timer
And it should be easier. They should have despawned by now, so let's do it fast. Okay, not as long
Oh, hold on
Hold on yes
Just temporarily I have a glowstone to put in there too. It's just a separate. Okay. This is it
Hold on. I'm not yet
We're gonna build down on the outer wall
Oh, we died at it, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then just go in from that entrance and block it.
Yeah.
Like that.
Wait, come here.
One more down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hello.
And then we build up and lose it and lose it and lose it here now block it is all
I just formed a shit out of that guy
I
Get out get out
Behind behind behind
He gave me so many give-ups I couldn't see me and the more this is me
Me too.
I literally was moving backwards.
Was there an open blind at the back?
Bring a block so you can block it off. I'm bringing a sand block.
Yeah, I'm breaking dirt.
It was open at the back!
Oh, I do that. I can't. This is too much. I'm gonna fucking panic. This is crazy.
Why? I have to... Well, yeah, we have to...
They like came up to the little mini zombie that came from behind us under the slab.
Wait that guy has
But that's good though because you just grab it right here
You just made it so easy the other guy's wearing my trip what the fuck the fuck is going on
I just got lightninged
really what the really I mean what the fuck this is ridiculous man Jesse was
gonna get this is outrageous I mean our loot's gone gone the only way I have
left is is the whatever drip oh no no they wear everything they wear all our
Should be fine. Yeah, it's like H1 Z1
No, we should be able to do towers easily back in this I just farm each up like like nothing
I would farm those up all day so easy
Okay, let's go back to where I like the bottom thing. Yeah. Yeah, I like the bottom strap
I have a five dirt blocks. Okay, see now. Yeah. Yeah, look at them all stacked up. Oh, yeah
Have locked it we're good out
We're good her son is coming I have it I have it good now
This mod is ruthless it's ruthless it's it's it's it really is break the cycle
Sp-spider of triple rare fucking enchantment and he's also fucking Hassan, he had a fucking nowhere. I mean, I mean, I just had you.
It is a blaze spawner down here too, this is fucked.
Here's your longsword, throwing it down here. And throwing pants, that's all you got.
Okay, I need to find a way to kind of like...
What does that mean? What does that mean?
What? Oh, let me close this as well to close the hole for now.
Well, no, how are we going to go back down now if you don't have a big accent?
Uh, I do have one. Here.
oh they walked in we're good we're good
hi why did it kill you that fucking place a blaze flew in and just fuck me
like really yes
I mean, it is pretty insane, I mean, this is outrageous.
I got shot, I got shot, I'm dying here man, it's over for me.
Can you break that block before you go?
three times I did break it though I didn't break it
you have to be breaking my head lookie okay I'm going I'll see you in about three minutes
I'm stuck in a one-by-one and I'm breaking a block
you have cobble each you should be able to make a cobble pickaxe
I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm gonna put the log out and go for the axe.
Yeah, my hands are bleeding bad. Thank you.
This was a very, very, very bad idea.
Yeah, I'm trying to think that too.
I got a chop.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Again, for the same end of the day, we're going back to Kruskazur.
Kruskazur.
Fucking.
Yeah, we're getting the fuck out of there.
I can't do this anymore.
Wait, I'm kinda far- Hold on a minute.
Are you doing it?
Yeah, cause the blaze is kinda helping.
Wait, you call this world warp?
Yeah, he's- Yes.
Hmm.
I'm coming.
But I- You need a- I- Hold on.
I don't- I need a pickaxe. Let me see.
I have one.
I need a woodch. I need one woodch. I have woodch.
I may have a lot of woodch coming in.
Come in. Come in with the woodch.
Nice.
Where's the spawner? Where's the spawner?
Found it.
I have the cobble, I just need a woodch.
I'm going with the woodch.
Get into the whole nera.
But you did the blazes though, like the place shouldn't be able to boom like that
If we slide down the bridge they shouldn't be both they shouldn't be able to I
Place a blade or a freaking purple spiders in there
Full reset what I mean I mean now
Okay, I'm on my
So I jump in the lava I mean a purple spider spawned in one tap me yeah
that's yeah that that was my story too and the blood moon is rising to G like
You can't make this shit up.
You can't even make it up.
It's impossible to try to make something like that up.
That's ridiculous, man.
It's a Stephen King, like actual Stephen King shit.
Like, it's just fucked.
The spotted gun, can we not contain it or control it?
No.
It's bad news, Billy Bears in there.
I see it.
I got it.
Oh
This is just
Can we just take a breath here? Yeah, I think about this. Okay. I'm gonna. I want the levels though one last one
We get out
Okay, oh not again already not again. Yeah in their spot. Yep. They're spawning on us and there's a fire
Oh Skeleton literally spawned on me, huh? Oh, yeah, but like really? Oh, man
I can't even make reset for reset. Okay. Okay. Okay. We gotta go to bed. We gotta go to bed for sure
You must come to the house, okay going to bed. I must
I'm asleep good night. Actually you don't feel tired enough to sleep. Huh? Oh, no blood moon
What the fuck?
Oh, Bulwik, weakness, ghastly spirit, uh, storm skeleton.
Ultra-singed skeleton of ultramite!
I can't!
Yep, he's camping our house, he's camping.
Really, really, really.
Like are these guys going to help us or?
Oh no, no.
I just threw him down that bitch
Help me fucking coward, bitch!
I fucking hit somebody!
Oh!
I'm fucking fisting!
Come.
Alright, I have snowballs.
I can shoot them with fucking snowballs.
Oh my god, what is that Jesse? What is that? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Oh
You got you actually MLG your ass
Austin and
I'm just stuck in a really I can't respond
Just what even is all bits anyway like
Stuck in I'm literally in spider hell
Oh, did you chickens?
I mean, there goes our chickens.
There goes our chickens.
This is so fucked.
Holy shit.
Bro, there's no way we're bad.
This is actually just so hard.
leveled up to level 2 bro we're getting farmed
the hypers are dead
I'm using fucking snowballs
rustle cost I don't know what that is man
dude what is going on this is insane we don't have a door we don't even have
a door
I'm breaking people's houses, bro.
Oh no, fire! Fire at the house! Fire at the house!
You have to put it out there! You have to put it out!
Fuck you!
He won't die! He won't die! He won't die!
No!
Thou's!
Is he? Is he?
Go to the basement! Get the loot! Get the loot! Get the loot!
Get the loooooot!
All right, I dumped it into the random guy's house.
I'm going for more.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm evading him.
Oh my god
What's going on base that like something's going on hey, yeah, I don't know it's so bad
Oh
Fuck this little e30 how did how did this happen?
They made the record the million record
They made it a core get up. No need
Exile you playing to win all for the love of the game?
Jesse straight up
Beat down. Oh, no, I'm picking it up and running bro
Oh, fuck!
All of the lids on the guy just fell into a pit of hell.
Fuck!
Wait, wait, the armor, did they break my chest upstairs?
someone said foundation wiped I mean literally I mean literally they got to the
They have to the core. I mean
Dude, this is impossible. Why did we fucking get blood mooned out of nowhere though?
oh my god we're fucked yeah I mean we just destroyed the whole town there's not
a single Russell Trent here what the hell why does he have no items in his
inventory I mean I mean do we even have any loot left oh no it's just exploded
and scattered fucking all over the town
not the Zauvle, this is GG, I mean this is GG
like we actually lost
I mean where did you go like to, I mean that's actually like
you're ready to do the outro
I mean I said there's so some items I mean I guess I have no I have a I literally picked
up garbage bro okay I think we get a few items that we should get the next town and
we try again okay I mean this come over here this is the chess no I also have a
chest is over there. Like it's so laggy now. This is my chest in here. So is this chest
and then this double chest? Oh it's not too bad. Uh chat chat. The boss precious.
Is there- would there be anything else?
50 levels?
Oh yeah, but then we didn't beat it all, and then we're just cheating.
I mean we're doing a lot of progress though I mean like I feel we're going somewhere
yeah no not give up but we gotta be way smarter bro we actually have to think about this like
we have one life okay let me just get the chance over here I I wonder if we can go back to the
desert and like at least like just get our setup or no it's gone oh and that's
spot yeah hard crystals yeah we could but that's not very dangerous I don't
think you understand I don't remember how bad it was when we just do that
Alright, what's the plan then?
Okay, um, what do you need, levels, really?
I mean, so far I'm, so just to give you an update, a 9 attack, 9 magic, 9 agility,
12 defense.
Yeah, that's pretty good, I mean we're pretty progressin'.
I think I have to make those.
Is there a lot of XP in mining?
Like going down and just mining the coal and shit?
Like is it like...
No it's pretty bad.
I need 400% of the book!
We don't have this.
Lag.
Oh it's winter so we're gonna, we're gonna start dying.
I see your lag.
It isn't the server, that's weird.
I have that!
Chat!
A book!
A book!
A book!
A book!
All he needs is a book now!
I mean, we got everything out.
We did good.
We actually got a little loot out.
We save this I didn't bring butch after yeah, but I need to get a
What was your chest at?
In here
Yeah, I'm dying of the club
Jesse there any steaks
No, and I don't think we have an axe we don't have any cobble I mean
If we have clanks, we don't have any planks
Um, wait, three books, three books?
We have three books.
Three books in here.
Okay.
This is a game changer.
What are you doing?
Okay.
Let me show you something.
We can store our XP so we never lose any.
Okay, that would be good.
If we do that, then nothing matters, like it's all good.
Uh, unless you lose that, right?
Well, we're dying of the fucking cold, that's for sure.
Do you have any wood just put in this furnace?
It won't work, I don't know why.
What?
It's not working.
None of your loot was even good stuff considering you depo like the most useless items.
Oh, I have charcoal.
Um, here we go.
Boom.
Didn't work.
Chad, let me know what the same chat you guys did.
What do we do?
We have logs?
Okay, let me put the log in there.
It's probably the log to make charcoal, right?
We have levels.
Let's just get an old TP and start fucking fresh, man.
Okay.
And this doesn't even heat you up.
Let's get out.
Get out.
Out, out, out, out, out.
Get the fire, get some valuable stuff and just get out of here.
Okay, let me die first.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, I'm like, I'm fucked.
Let's go to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Mazzore Commandant.
Heard.
Nope, that's it, GG.
look at the book at the book at the book at the book at the book okay I'll get
to you so you know that works over here you shift right click and it will store
whatever you had in it
I need to get some irons, I need to get some shears.
and everything that I have into this chest.
Do we have wall?
Over here, I'm lining up.
Oh, okay.
Crafty, I can tell I'm with the pearls in a book.
No, we don't just do that, we don't just do that.
You guys should hold a torch in your hand for heat.
Try this.
Yeah, it works, kind of, nice.
Leather bubbles, reforge.
Okay.
I'll mix them up.
Wool
Good
I'm in a chess plate or not need leggings. I have a full set of your tickets. I made some boots
I'm full wool
I
What a waste it's not waste I
Mean what hot air balloon like in another place. Yeah, that has like like like 9,000 wool. Yeah
Okay, um
This is a good start. Oh, no
yeah we're getting I mean we're not dying to the hyperthermia
no need to iron though maybe we go mining
yeah we could I thought we had
maybe at the old place
no no no we don't no no we did not we have sticks
we did it top chest at the bottom I grabbed everything full that I could
No, no, no, there was something in there. We get it. Let's just go back. Let's just go back
I don't any boots
I
See
Yes, see where is it yes, I
Found one is it the ones I run it?
Yes
And flashy yep, it's got on breaking fortune and efficiency. Yeah, I'm coming
I'm putting it in that chest you're looking at
That's going zone
What you're the only one that can use this I can add on the here
Okay, should go yeah, my name would be good bro because we just need fucking resources
Do not forget to smoke and smoke.
Okay, but we need to bring two beds.
Two beds.
So grab a, I'm gonna grab a bed.
Okay, so what's going on?
Yeah, I ran into the trash.
I didn't even have a goal.
I ran.
I think just mining in general would be good.
Good for pacing too.
It's something different.
Not just the same spamming our head into a fucking tower for three hours.
Backpack.
Make sure you have a bed.
I need seven leather.
How much do we have total?
Three
Man, we're so poor
Can we
Can we take the rotten flesh and turn it into leather is that thing?
We'll just bring it over there. It's not always bring it on the go
Using wool. I have a label. We need to make it into a different letter. Let's go
Let's find a cave and dig on it
I'm bringing this XP to right. Did you give you made two of them?
I mean, the X beats him?
No, there's one.
We'll just share it.
Okay, okay.
Did you get a bet?
No, I did not.
We don't even have one weapon.
This is so bad.
Well, I have an iron dagger.
That's good enough, yeah.
It's the best, it's the best I could do.
Oh, we should sleep too.
Yeah, come here, come here, come here.
Coming.
I can't believe this happened, it really fucked us over by the way.
Good night.
What do you know about the sub-truinsons?
Spoilers.
Go go
Well, I can again
Should probably bring some of these furnaces now no if you have the thing why not okay?
What a fucking
We want to treat them, I want to treat them.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You broke my bed, so I just spawned in the middle of nowhere.
Do it.
And I spawned under the ice.
Do it.
I mean, I tried to do it earlier.
It didn't work.
Wait, what?
Yeah, it like, it says that I cannot be found.
You have chance.
You have chance.
I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?
Yeah
I have your give a limb
Chat it's slash TP space Jesse XMS by ice face X you see a W, right? I'm literally doing it
It makes you leave the game though
Why am I lagging
Yeah, I'm doing II.
Where did I even just spawned and nothing?
I'm lagging here.
Oh, poor dragon spawns in.
I'm not PC at all, thank you.
I'm not PC at all, thank you.
It's this but without the dot.
I'm doing that and it's saying error.
Oh, I can op myself.
Awesome.
How's my speed?
Walkin' into lag is going on.
What in the fucking lag? Why am I lagging today?
It's-
It's your frames.
Why do I not have permission like-
Rrgh!
I'm gonna op you TP me.
It even works for you.
Uh, TP.
No, no progression.
Type op in console.
I did.
I op to you and me.
What's weird though is when I tried to like restart the server it didn't restart the server like what what's what?
Yeah
Doing console I says there's no on my server it says there's no players online
Yeah, if I can serve maybe no
But I don't see another server
oh fuck this is very weird yep let me check the IP I say
very pure use of the ask me it's a different IP
oh it changed IP why do I still hide it then yeah I don't I don't I don't have access to this
console for the server no I didn't buy two servers I bought one so what are we
playing on then it's it was the server but then the
I change after I did the upgrade oh when I upgraded the server it must have
I did like a new IP and now I'm softlocked out of the console or something.
What?
Wait, horses don't give fucking leather?
You hyper-turned me another day.
Yeah, I know, I'm trying to figure this out.
They do give leather I
Mean I'm progressing a lot right now. Okay. Well, try to just go to this server. It should just be the same
Looming this over I
Can't see you
You actually them I just hit them on the log oh
Oh, yeah, waist down. Yeah, let me do waist down. I'll see you to-
Dude! Lulimax, win! Scarlight?
No, I know I can save the world, but I don't have access to the server anymore that we're on.
I have a settlement, two settlements, and a fucking village!
Okay, I'm gonna try to get Waston and then... GG's.
Where's the leather, gosh darn it?
There you go.
Okay, just like it's gonna get out of hand.
Like the sling going on and on.
Okay, that was actually so scary.
Like that actually scared me.
sirens in the ocean and it just like looked like my screen got hacked. Yeah, yeah, it
looks very weird. Oh my god.
I can make an opi- opi-
Dude, I'm cooking harbor now.
have a backpack and shit I'm in the middle of the fucking forest increase
her around I did already that's what fucked everything pretty sure like I did
that and then it gave me a different IP but for some reason we're still on the
old IP and I don't have access to the console for the old IP made any
sense there it is fucked
eggs it dude
holy shit though I just felt like the coolest looking down here dude I thought
I'm not talking about the Benz in the j- this is not my- fuck this fucker
Also I got bedrolls first
Nice
I finally- I finally think I'm gonna rejoin maybe to get my shit better, no?
Yeah, I feel like you need like a reset cause I'm not havin' any of that lag
This is the same world file and move to essential, is that mean essential?
I mean, this village is also really good. It's why I used to play it. Uh, anything like this.
Essential that you welcome me to the jungle, please.
Diamond skirt for free? Apple juice?
Dude, why are you just coming at me?
Really? Is that what you just told me right now? What do you think I'm trying to do?
Oh. I'm spam dying to find waste items.
Okay. Well, I'm at the Bremmatter Catron.
Okay. Um... Alright, I'm on my way.
huge wait you can find your way so that all zero no no I'm just spam dying I'm
trying a throw I keep spawning me which is what's crazy it like spawns me
underneath a frozen lake so I automatically have hyperthermia I have
to break the block every time and it takes fucking like two minutes oh yeah
This is I'm literally softlocked, but I'm lying in my fucking ass up. I know
Like this this lag is just getting really bad it's like very far I remember connect
Yeah, I think you need to because like if every time you say that you're lagging to you're actually lagging in this
Well, wait, so I'm pretty sure yeah, so I'm pretty sure your PC is like frying it
Oh, it's Discord using a hardware acceleration.
Yeah, I read some about that. Apparently, it's like actually just destroying your computer.
Oh, okay, you're better. Yeah, it takes my life.
Cheers, kid. TeamSpeak. Call it a day.
Um, oh wow, a village.
I mean, let's be honest.
Their new operation is to, um, to make the coming profitable is to make every user a fucking proxy, but...
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like, they're putting like Wendy's ads and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I know like the sides of it.
I mean, yesterday, and I know like, I was like, this is what ads, they was like, weird shit.
Yup.
Yup.
Oh, I just lagged.
Oh!
That!
Wait, isn't this village really good?
I think I get in though.
I am getting a message.
I mean I don't know what else to do.
Oh I gotta write an email.
Okay.
One second.
Dude.
I found the hidden spot
You said like as soon as I haven't been able to play all I've been hearing from you was
like the coolest shit like you're having like the coolest play through and I'm literally
in a fucking swamp.
I mean, dude.
Look of the sea?
What?
Yeah, I know about the hidden trap door
with the candles and I know about it.
Dude.
Screenshot?
No, no, no, I mean,
you come see yourself, it was insane.
Golden apple juice 50 MP?
Tell us MP.
What?
What?
Tell us MP.
Mana points.
Now one guy in chat.
I tried stopping the server.
It doesn't stop the server.
This is like on its own.
servers completely went rogue it's it's not on my way I cannot access this well I
just ate that go double juice
for literally no reason oh the hidden spots
oh my god someone said something smart
Yeah, I ban them.
Don't work.
Jesus.
Aha!
XQCL.
Oh my God!
Okay.
The bells.
Okay.
Anything in here, Chet?
I need to eat food before I fucking pass out.
Oh, no.
I'm about dying of the food.
My dad's a foodie.
Hello?
Dude, stop.
Oh, no.
I think there's as much as it says here, you fucking move!
That's actually crazy, I logged in to the other one, it's actually just a whole other server, but what happened?
24 levels stored at 3 books now!
Oh, the server has a compounding lag, it's like really bad.
Yeah, like I actually have to write a support ticket, because my shit's fucked.
Like it's not me being dumb, it's actually just fucked.
My render is 15.
Guys, I think that the fucking server, like the fire cooked the server and all the mobs,
like it fucked the whole shit up.
It is so bad.
Yeah, it actually did.
That's awful.
Aw, nooo.
I'm blind, I'm blind.
So, it's like, one of the things they're saying is like, save the world.
Yeah.
Um, and I can't do that because I don't even have access to the files for that world. No, I may make sense
Yeah, like it replaced my control panel with a whole different server, so I'm like, I don't even
Is there a way to save it locally somehow like on my pc right now, it's in like a file locally
no yeah no nope I know I'm talking about so I'm about to tell you
by fucking bees really like just really bees
Alright, I'm running a ticket.
I need slabs, I don't have an axe, I'm cooked.
Oh yeah, I'm cooked.
Yeah, the server won't go away, I'm on low render right now.
That's because you're not even on the updated server with the RAM either
You're on the 8 gigabytes the one I the other like when I did the conversion thing
Like a bug I didn't do anything wrong. I just I just bought like higher RAM except upgrade
But this shit just fucked up
Um
I don't think I slap a slabs. Oh X
You want to know the only option that I see?
What?
We start over again on the new server.
Uh, okay sure, but is it new though?
Yeah, it's new and it has 14 gigabytes.
Sure, send it, you need to have it.
I sent it.
But why is it lagging though?
It shouldn't anymore.
It has almost double the ramp.
I cannot believe that happened.
That's crazy.
I'm going to op myself on here first so that does not happen anymore.
i must did it to the one
ad server
and i'm done
i thought it would be a middle of the ball
cam off okay like this i have full access to control
that's not how i happen like that's actually some lucky
but that's it
though this way not like it
Yeah, this server is like way better.
Yo, this is still doing it.
Alright, yeah, I'm behind you.
I literally just found you, nice.
Yo, I'm still behind you, nice.
Should we look for a house?
Yeah.
We just act like nothing happened, it is what it is.
We just died a hundred times to the tower, reset.
We've done it five times.
Let me guess, they had to fucking kill like a hundred flankers
to get the fucking ramp for that server.
oh yeah season half the ocean and grunt five yeah they had the fucking decommission
like a few of a few rock fucking nodes cinema season two yeah they just they
ran out of water so they just started buying bottled water and they started
pouring it into it should we reset this I think this is the best one yeah we'll
hit the reset I'm just gonna let these guys follow me killing whenever
or someone find a good one I'll just...
pee pee.
Oh the difficulty's on uh, easy.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Change that.
That's why I'm not dying.
Hard or normal.
Let me know now.
normal okay we're going normal it has to do a reset it's a three-second reset
though it's not why normal though section kind of crazy because the whole
chat kind of wrote it and we literally can't even play the game dude chat well
I was still on this chat, what was I on?
Hard?
Alright, let me know right now, are we doing hard or normal?
I don't care, I'm down for whatever.
You just let me know.
Well, hard is like fun, but...
Alright, that's all I had to hear.
Well, normal suction. Like, I was gonna say like...
Well, I hear we shouldn't be
Like you know me yeah
Like it's on hard and it's recent it shouldn't be easy
All right, I agree I just wanted to make you know do it because he said let's not do it because we started like this
And then we're in the beginning again, so it's like
I'm down. Plus we know what to do now. We're geniuses now, so.
Hey, watch the jpeg-o-wra. I don't think we do that.
What? Is jpeg-o-wra better?
What is that, a different- By the way, I can do any mod. I can set it to any mod right now and reset it to.
Season 2 intro, XQC, play.
Um...
It's way harder, yeah, but is it good though?
Yeah, like, is it just harder, or is it like fun hard?
It's better.
Alright, gimme one sec, I'm in a Jagora, uh, are you down?
really yeah it's RL craft your gore yeah it's a big second you have to install
it though I do it okay all right but I mean if we're gonna reset we might as
well reset rate well okay is it better though
Okay, I mean, I guess, um, how do you find that?
It's just in the curse forge.
Just look up Jagora.
All right, the server's swapping over to Jagora right now.
I don't see it, filters, um, I don't know anything.
It's called, it's called RLcraftragora.
That's the third one, that's the one I'm installing.
What was it in the other house?
Uh, that's what the server's on.
I bet it's newer and shit.
It's like a DLC.
Really?
Greek is also...
Guys, this is not official!
Greek's around 2 if you want to, maybe it'll be easier with 3 people.
Yeah, never mind. Fuck me.
Okay, boom.
My server. I'm gonna make sure it's the same IP.
Okay, I'm starting server.
I
Don't it read it
Yeah, but I said do you want to have a third player or no his Greek studies here
Allocate the more dedicated whoa was that join the thing or never mind you're good
I
Cool this might actually be easier to don't leak the IP
Yo, what was that?
Yeah, I just woke up
Well wake up sleepy head. It's time to play Minecraft. Yeah on the PC man. Yeah
Yeah, you should watch Minecraft, Minecraft, uh, um, tip of the day.
Okay, do that, and I will never talk to you again.
Well, well, tip of the week was my first video I have watched on Minecraft, and I love that.
Yeah, okay, next subject. Thank you.
We have a new tip though, considering it is a new week. Just one, for all time's sake.
I can give you a tip. Big tip. Big meaty tip.
Hey guys, this is tip of the week, episode one. So today's tip is...
I just need to walk to the class room and then I'll be ready.
For the pickaxe, faster than you can do it with an axe.
So I'm going to prove this how...
I'm going to walk to my house.
It's just wake up.
We can do the comparison.
In my mum's house.
You know the bridge video?
I have to walk under the bridge.
Moment of truth.
Like an elf.
I thought I'd crack into some of my steel and make this as my steel armor.
I'll be 10 to 15 to 20 minutes.
There we are.
So let me place that here.
So, this is the tip of the week.
This is not going to work, is it?
So there we are.
This is me trying to hit it with an axe.
And it's wood. You can obviously see this is wood.
and it takes a long time.
There we are. And you don't get your wood back.
And you think, well, what the hell?
And if you use a pickaxe, you get the wood back.
So it's a broken texture. It's just a little Minecraft glitch.
But this is tip of the week. Don't use a...
That's actually a good tip though.
Yeah, it's a good tip. That tip of the week
literally made me build a new house
with Minecraft like it is.
that was actually a good tip okay W2
bro this shit is like so much bigger to install it's like 10 20 years holy shit
yeah yeah click super file on curse forage inside the ram here oh
Oh
And this
Where
Profile options
I
Was I was I'm much MB. Yes. Hi. Yes. I'm much MB 12k
Okay.
Chad, I'll give you a business standard.
Allocating Morvan doesn't mean better.
Like if there's a division return, there's also a max capital.
It doesn't do good.
Yeah, Chad, there's another thing about Jeva, just forget it.
I'm just talking to people who don't know about Java.
Jack, AGP, right?
Can I just read it?
I had them in the chat this year,
but they actually know something about it,
and they just say it doesn't bullshit.
But 8192?
This is interesting, actually.
Eight one nine two
Okay
Even if you have a better PC it doesn't matter
There's code limitation with Java and stacking RAM doesn't do shit
She can't I
I can't really decide anymore. I'm gonna do my shit.
I have to order food, or I'll die.
I died once.
Can you please tell Jesse to install the Jenny mod?
It's a requirement for this mod.
You know, oh, that's rock. Oh, that's rocker
Hello, rock. I I am lagging in minecraft and it says I have my
profile on a GB RAM, but I have
128
GB RAM
When you like Rekai when he reads a book if I
Locate 50 Gibi ran
Will it lag less push a mark
Elon's gonna respond to them directly
So Elon decided to take both of our nicknames. He took Gronk from me and X from you. Got it.
So when are we suing?
True, actually.
When are we suing, Mike?
No!
It'll make it like worse! I said that! I said that! I said that!
I said that.
What version of I in? 1.1.2B.
My mess
One point one one point. Oh
Hold up
No, no, not only did yes, that's a 50. You said all of it. I actually can't thank you
I'm not gonna get gas to the screws that that's fucking crazy
We get some time all of it
It's not working. It's still starting up. It says it.
1.1 point to be one point one point one point team got the middle of freedoms. W.
You should be good.
You kind of sound like a technician.
Let me just check my wires here. This should be working.
16,000 is also too much
Look at that look at this look at this look at this
I may be fair they did say 12 max though like most of them I
That's cap that are you just panicking that's really
I saw it and that's why I said so 12k
okay it is pandering when you find gold
yeah oh yeah it is he's thinking of
pondering oh that's pandering now they're
far they're fondling what the fuck
What?
What?
Oh, geez.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.
Is this sort of fucking glitching out?
Is this sort of bugging out or what?
It's, I restarted it.
Try it now.
Hey, might as well go back and put some up, jeez, then.
Like are you in a fondle Jesse low-key it'd be it would be 12,022 8 8
One point 12 points. Yeah, this is the right version everything should work
No, I'm not gonna put as much as I can. You shouldn't ever do that. Java is shit, okay?
If Minecraft wasn't Java, we could have actual playable shit. Java can suck my balls. It
It is so shit, it's common on that it is.
I'll leave it as that.
The limitation for a product like this
because of Java is insane.
It's just sad, to be honest.
Minecraft would be bigger than any Roblox.
Minecraft would be bigger than video games themselves
if it wasn't running Java.
We would have NMOs, we would have NMOs on God.
Hi this is Elon Musk, put your amp to maximum.
I can't because of the Grox servers, oh I can't find Ram.
I had to go to the white market and deal with some people that have like black hats
and trench coats to get my last fucking batch of Ram, buddy.
Bro, I had to go to the mob to get fucking man, but holy shit, it's crazy.
Let me say it right now, I don't care if I get hate for it.
Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine. I do not care if you cancel me.
Yeah, but medicine tastes good though.
Yeah, I don't know. It tastes like medicine.
it says this thing starting forever I'm just the worst
like the baby it's good at nice to do I say being being sick and I just go so
they would give me the banana flavored medicine what the fuck is wrong with
you that's like a fucking shit is this
Fnann, that flavored medicine.
Yeah, it was like a cough syrup, but it was like a nice smooth banana-flavored thing.
It was fucking hard.
So how do you fake being sick? You just coughed and looked like sad?
Yeah, something like that.
I mean, I would fake being a seizure of a banana as well.
I used to fake being sick to play Call of Duty at home.
Oh, yeah, same, actually.
Many a time.
I think this thing just takes a long time to start, by the way, because it's long to actually boot up for me.
Yeah, because it shows yellow starting, but the console isn't moving, which makes me kind of sad.
Oh my god, there's an owl. Can you hear that?
XCCPU GPU to IO to high. What do we got there?
The server's 14 gigabytes of RAM.
You want the server on your PC?
No, it's crazy.
Is it starting?
Yeah. It's yellow. It's showing that it's still starting.
Well, I mean, it's a couple of new bomb packs.
It has to onboard the whole thing, no?
Oh, she backs us in chat.
The first will be longer as your guys to populate stuff
for its custom generation.
She says that's what I was saying.
So it's what I was saying.
I said it has to.
What did I say?
You said Java sucks.
No, no, no, I just said that.
I just said I said it had to.
you might have to watch a cop slot and just wait for this bad boy yeah we need
to read we've uh don't be if I have a little we're talking though how are we
talking though you thinking I know it's five it's five minutes 40 seconds
right now it's still yellow safety thinking okay really okay
I'll play a game of rocket league.
Holy, oh my god, cinema.
Are we able to duo?
Yeah, probably.
But we're going to play against people with my rank, brother.
You're ranked for the same rank.
Bro, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, I guess whatever you guys say.
Oh no, oh no.
Just not pretend like I didn't.
You'll see, you'll see, you'll see.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
You know what I mean, I'm lying, I can't see you.
Yeah, I feel like I'm so cute and you have to ask permission
now you're like a high-ranking everything, so.
Just want to know.
Yo, Greg.
Just remember, when we did our 1v1s,
it was like, 7 to 2, just throwing that out there.
Nah, that wasn't you.
Maybe.
It was.
Oh
Yikes nice loss
I'm gonna I'm gonna buy the thing oh
Look at that Mercedes I
Kind of like the tires though. How yo I want to buy this so I could I could use them the tires
tires. You walking and like me here in your breath and stuff is kind of cozy. It's like
we're just in a hall. Wait, it's more tires. Getting freaky in the jungle for 69 months.
Love you. Give me the wrong wheels. What was with those? You know, but your tires,
your wheels a bunch of bits of that I brought as you got to all the harder
nice tires did it but your tire okay now this is actually gonna be clean yeah
I mean it's already yep no confidence in me well I'm on a holy
Jack Jack Jack my micro George feels like it's it's uh, it's um, so soft figure is there?
You know what that's not that's not me
Off it you're good. I'm going go
Yeah, I mean I just gotten traffic I guess I mean I mean I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna put the shot
I mean you took a look at the red light
But I'm going and you passed me and hit me you you you won't need for no reason in front of me
No, that is absolute
Lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it, lock it boys
I think you're safe
I'm back, I'm back
I'm actually really good
Fuck
That was pretty good by the way
this line he's in a smacky tap off wall nice me
nice
I think I can't play go for that.
I dare not.
There's something funny about that, they messy.
Nice.
Nice.
Damn, that was going in too.
Fuck.
I'm gonna go middle, watch out.
Go for it.
Yeah, you are so bad at this thing that infuriates me happy 26 months. He's fucking up that I've bumped them a little bit
You have to hit it up
Fuck
I don't want
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You put it in the mod pack and it has like a preset
I was at the dead
I'll wash them fucking in January
I don't know what it means.
What does it mean?
The server provider is BISACT.
In January, elite American warriors carried out one of the most complex spectacular feats
of military competence and power in world history.
No one's seen anything like it.
Foreign leaders, I won't tell you who called me,
and they said, very impressive.
Very impressive.
They couldn't believe it.
They all watched.
They saw what happened.
This is a different fighting force
that we had years ago when we fought to town.
Oh, I think I had a thick silver hat being OK.
It's a great fighting force.
I'm so proud of it.
Look at space forces.
My baby, as we did that.
No, I didn't.
My baby is becoming so important.
Almost, actually.
If that was a full screen, it would have leaked it.
And America's armed forces overwhelmed all defenses
and only defeated an enemy, good fighters, to end the reign of Outlaw Dictating Nicholas
Maduro and bring him to face American justice.
Yo, yo, this guy doesn't fucking have to hop in the shots, crazy.
And this was an absolutely colossal victory for the security of the United States, and
It also opens up a bright new beginning for the people of Venezuela, but working closely
with the new president of Venezuela, D'Elcey Rodriguez, to unleash extraordinary economic
gains for both of our countries and to bring new hope to those who have suffered so terribly.
They really did suffer.
With us tonight is Alejandro Gonzalez.
He grew up in a tight knit Venezuelan family and was especially close to her beloved
Uncle Enrique, but after Enrique ran for office and opposed Maduro, he was kidnapped by Maduro
security forces and thrown into the regimes. Really infamous prison in Caracas. Alejandro feared
she would never see her uncle again. She feared for her own life also. But since the raid we
have worked with the new leadership and they have ordered the closure of that vile prison
and released hundreds of political prisoners already.
With more to come.
Alejandro, I'm pleased to inform you
that not only has your uncle been released,
but he is here tonight to celebrate his freedom
with you in person.
Yeah, I'm trying to fix it.
I don't know what to do.
You see these guys struggling, Judgesy?
Yeah.
Thank you, Enrique.
Have a good time.
Nice to have you back, Enrique.
There were many heroes on that January raid to capture Maduro.
Really great heroes.
It was very dangerous.
They knew we were coming.
They were all set.
But the danger of one warrior that night
will live forever in the eternal chronicles of military.
There's always actually one in eyeliner, right?
If warrant officer five, very slow.
His eyes look really dark today.
Planned a mission and was the flight lead
in the cockpit of the first helicopter,
a big, beautiful, powerful helicopter,
is a massive Chinook, carrying, as you can imagine,
many, many American war fighters.
Wearing the dog tags, his wife, Amy,
had blessed with holy water before he left.
She knew it was going to be a rough one.
Eric seared the Chinook under the cover of night
and descended swiftly upon Maduro's heavily protected military fortress.
This was a major military installation protected by thousands of
soldiers and guarded by Russian and Chinese military technology.
Yeah, how did that work out? Not too good.
While preparing to land enemy machine guns fired from every angle,
and Eric was hit very badly.
I was going to fake a bench out of the means.
One bullet after another.
He observed four agonizing shots, shredding his leg into numerous pieces.
And yet despite the fact that the use of his legs was vital to successful helicopter flight,
like I said, the most important part of flying a helicopter.
Later on, it looks like it might be done, you know.
To deliver the many commandos he would capture and detain.
Maduro was the only thing Eric was thinking about and even as he was gushing blood, which was flowing back down the aisle
helicopter lands at a steep angle
The machine guns stood right in front of them. They were right in front of them two machine gunners
Well, it's like so it's a little get some some uncle at the fucking fire building a story
Helicopter with all of those lives and souls to face the enemy and let
his gunners eliminate the threat turn the helicopter around so the gunners
could take care of business saving the lives of his fellow warriors from what
could have been a catastrophic crash deep in enemy territory. Only after safety
landing the helicopter with all the warriors aboard.
I'm ready to light. Yeah yeah just let me do the last little bits and I'll get on with you guys.
Let me just add more of a rabbit to your shit.
Yo, jizzy, jizzy, jizzy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I spawned and I'm just dying.
To God knows a fucking what.
I mean
Are we fucking good ass?
Well I can't full screen it
Um
F11
Hey well let me do it
Uh all tensor?
Nope
Uh
GGs
Please?
Jesse.
By the way, Greg, don't.
What the fuck?
Am I running Java from fucking from 1994?
But this is still of the week fucking mic wraps it.
Wait, it's because you don't have your texture pack on, bro.
This is how it normally looks.
Bro, what the fuck did you stop mentioning that?
Fucking dipshit.
What was that thing last time? That was automatic, there's an automatically.
I didn't even have a texture pack in the other one.
Wait, Megan was it in yours?
Yeah, you had like, you had like super graphics.
Wait, bro this looks abysmal.
Yeah, it's just it's just how minecraft looks bro
Come on, I got a Chipotle bowl. I should have we had shoes last time
What have I added? I don't think I did, Lausanne.
There's things.
I just double clicked it.
Oh wow!
Dude! Dude!
You like bro this looks wonderful
All right, we need Greek and then we're gonna go
You figure it out right?
I mean first aid mod it forget what I did it. Oh shit. Yeah mod options first aid
interesting overlay heart love you excuse you
I forgot what to do here, just download?
Last one, right?
Alright, now watch out.
What is flame up? Don't like that, be great, I'm telling you please.
Ready? No, I win.
No, no, I like the model. Wait, where do you do the location again?
Why, what do I mean?
Uh, where'd you do, like, the location to do minus one on it?
That's the only thing I need.
Overlay.
Oh, um...
Oh, display mode.
Yay, okay.
Minus one.
Wow, 60 month, new badge pack, man.
Yeah.
Nice.
Got it.
Numbers, hearts.
Okay, that works.
Okay.
Okay, I think my shaders are a little too overcooked
This is so bright. This looks very dank to me very dank
What's not as bright as burning my it brings my fucking eyes straight down I
Think there's something in the shaders that I can do better
Probably like bloom
Well something I
I think I go to shit options. Okay. And then what?
post crossing
oh my god
dragons or what that would
Balloon lens lens flare strength on the right
Off
Somehow worse now no a-strashtrash
How bright is your monitor we can see your fucking future dude. I mean dude
It's like flashbangs your face is completely white.
they're in this is up oh no shit PVP is on it'd be like yeah that's not nice I
forgot about PVP we're gonna have to reset it but no it's still it's still
ugly as shit. FX A. Dude, I'm notice. Yo, am I stupid?
I
Take you how many likes to play with you on or off stream X QC LX QC LX QC L
Lens flare strength zero why did they reset guys guys?
I remember there's a sitting and we we put it last time it where it's like it says oh don't do this
But don't put this profile to ultra
Um, what does he do?
He's turning down the brightness or gamma.
Lens flare.
Yep.
Um.
Off.
Okay.
off
bloom
the bloomer
it's off
how do you use profiler?
What? How did you fall? Where's the black?
Holy.
Ultra?
He's just yelling at people.
It's really perfect, bro. I have to eat. It's like perfect amount of stomach.
I mean, this guy is nice though. This looks really nice though.
The water looks a little bit stupid.
We need that emote, you know that emote when Rukai is reading and his face is all like
hung out.
We need that for technical issues.
But everybody, oh because it's bomb water.
We need that emote.
Ex-QC technician.
You good bro?
I kind of like this though.
What are you eating by the way Jess?
Triple label.
Triple label.
Yeah, I like this though
This one it's just another new spawn that is like awful
Yeah, we forgot we forgot anyway
No, wait for me man. Come on. I also gotta reset the server one time to turn off the DT
China we like this at all no no no keep that um just in case somebody messes with me I mean in this
having PDT is like fucked because every weapon is like super aoe yeah but we'll
back somebody messes with that's what a a though just message them
Still a little tweet, little self-tweet skis.
I mean, this is overturbed.
My personal opinion, it looks good.
Yeah, yeah. It's good at 15 render when nobody's around.
Wait till we get 25 fucking mobs and fucking fire gollans working our shit.
I had a bunch of like like my PC will lift off the ground like actually off the ground
There you guys I knew I knew something so yeah, I'm gonna try to get a little bit. Yeah, okay, I'll die
Holy there's a lot shit. Are we roll your cast a joint? You just got one tapped. Yeah, I mean this difficulty is crazy
easy. Wait, but let me do this real quick. Let me start it. It turns off PVP. Yeah, make
sure that's off. Okay, lens flare half off. Jesse, just give me the IP, but I'll keep
it on the download. It's in here in the call. Oh, you've done a special little crypto
guys guys this is either a one episode or like a 20% of it so I mean I guess this
will see if this passes the test I'm gonna give it literally my 100% attempt
yeah graphics settings and these are terrorists I mean it is what it is I
mean I'm on a citizen time that
is it joints it's at server or public server
should hide your screen dude you use the double jacked up RTX FSD on X-Treme
profile 2.3 gigahertz rewired to fucking you version 4.3 bitch otherwise I'm gonna
fucking I'm gonna DDoS you like okay buddy okay
yep and it's just it's just resetting right now and I can't eat anything else
anymore I mean nope yeah just make sure you get rid of your copy paste go copy
something else so it's not your latest I think this looks really nice though also
how do I hide it in the discord it's I'm gonna delete it we are boom shock walker
all right so I'm in here with X yeah I'm in it tell me when whoever has a
a good spot and what's it be I don't have a good spot place to believe you're
saying no tps no tps is it a boss what is that you know we're only doing it in
the beginning um no next
next I'm trying to I know I'm gonna kill myself I'm killing myself no don't do
that please you have to watch live for I'm gonna op you here you can kill
yourself in chat now just slash kill no I don't want to be a cheater
I mean well then you're stuck you're you're just stuck there forever then I
don't know my bad
why is it where we are over there
hasn't started me I have a bomb every day I mean go heard
Okay, where are you guys I got you oh
My god
This is a package over cooked it is so perfect I
Like this one better than the last one you have oh
Nice at fp
Thank you, right we need to get some swords we need to get some
Guys the water is biome related
Yo, yo, you say you know what now
Right small be
Money
Money wise
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. This one is way better. I fixed it.
Waste on in bed so we don't have to TP anymore. That's...
Yes.
Oh there it, okay. What do we need to stow now?
Oh the... guys! The village is on fire already.
How?
Oh my goodness.
Guys, we just started it.
That's my f... That is my home!
I mean, can you guys have those? Can you have those? Can you have those?
At least!
My house!
My house!
I...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
You're not a dragon, are you?
I love this mink mink mink mink I'm dying without me
I can't believe it I can't believe it I can't believe it
I can't believe it I can't believe it
Oh god you killing console it goes to this waist down
I'll make it stop
I'll make it stop.
That's so good.
No, I used to be a professional Minecraft player back in the day, so I will surely proceed to succeed.
Individually.
Bro!
What the fuck?
I waste all of this. I can't get it to my house.
Yeah, me neither.
It's up to Greek to find a good spot.
Greek you have to find a good spot I found a good spot um Joe oh god okay it's a
Greek Colosseum okay I'm sending him over there
full-centered now bro bro bro I mean you you are not there that's it I know
it
up here look I'm increased weight I can't get out of this
welcome to our world welcome to my for real bro
Finally deal with it bro calm people fat this all time get on here is on you again
Anyways, here's my house. I hope you guys enjoy it. Just make yourself at home. Take your shoes off at the door, please
Creeper creeper creeper get inside quick fast. Oh my god, it's that Scalibur
Oh
Birds are they friendly is that a crazy story to start?
Get out get out get out. It's I'm so I think I'm sorry
Just an eyes are you serious?
Careful crab
Yep, and I just got it. Okay. Okay. We you know what we need to do. I know what we need to do
We need to dig down
This mod is over cocked
This is so over cooked you're spiking my cholesterol levels right now
My cholesterol is through the fucking roof right now, so please I
Mean it's not hard difficulty
I can't believe we got Excalibur, it was just an I-Win sword.
Hey man, the whole thing just...
That's so cheap, any of that.
The whole thing, like, stored 800 mobs for an I-Win sword.
Is it rare, maybe?
Yo, yo, can you guys guess if it's Fundo, please?
Just, just, just, excuse me, so we can play the game, please?
Sir, yes, sir? Anything for you, sir?
I don't know what I'm doing. I think I'm debubbing on it.
Debubbing is on.
The best of the best of the best, thank you.
I'm just deleting. I'm just deleting the way it's done.
Yeah, but what are we doing, man? What are we doing?
I mean, why are we trolling it? I don't get it.
I'm not trying to troll, bro.
When I'm feeling hot.
Shit, we just spawned.
Why are you spiking my cholesterol right now?
Bro, bro, we just die and respawn.
Okay, well, we're gonna get the spawn area.
Oh jeez Louise, but I'm chillin'
I'm getting a spot, I'm getting a spot, nope
I'm getting a spot here
I know, I broke, I tried breaking the way stone, and that doesn't work
Um
Can I do like this?
I bet it, uh, I'll do it as a worker
Oh my god, oh my god, it's going to be now
I'm not kidding, I found the castle
I found the castle, guys
Castle is bad though
Oh
Hey, go go just do it. Hey, I mean it's better than nothing. Okay, but there's two water beings on me
I am me
No, okay, I found a castle
now what did it
run, run, run
two watermelons
two water elements on me, run
look at this castle they like
we're so cooked, we are so cooked man
uh oh
come this way
come on guys
keep up
why are you running that way
can't even get in
you can, I'm over here
I'm looking at the front door
I'm here. Yeah, we're at the front door.
If I get in, maybe you can just TP to me.
No, we're not doing this.
Why?
Dude.
I think I'm trapped in here.
I have to get up.
Alright, bro, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I mean, I mean, we're cheating and trolling the game.
I don't know why we're doing this.
I'm trying to just start the game.
I'm trying to just start it.
I'm generally going to switch the fuck out.
Because if I go on console I just go back to this town that's burning.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you inside? Alright, TPS.
Now.
Now.
I have a big axe.
It's all your laggy. These things are really overgripped.
Okay, I'm here.
Alright, get a bed ASAP, spawn point.
So I don't have to do that ever again, because that's cheap.
Bad time.
Hey, just look in the house until you find a bed.
Um,
Um,
Dev guys said to reduce your render below 12.
Below 12 overall is anything though.
He says it runs really bad.
Okay, but I was out on mode extreme though. That's just too much. I'll do all the people. I'll try I found a bed
And I'll do other I'll do post-mortem pick up stuff by the way Greek to pick up stuff you have to shift
Like they're just falls on the floor and you shift over and you pick it up and this is good
This is way better already
Render, I'll put it at 12.
Okay, where are you guys?
Bro, are you in the bathroom?
I don't get it.
Okay, listen, you don't yell at me anymore,
and I'm gonna put my foot down from here on out.
Do you understand me?
Bro, are you in the fucking bathroom?
Just answer the question.
You don't yell at me anymore.
Enough isn't enough.
Yeah, I like this place too. You sound like you're on your phone or some shit.
Is that better now? Can I fix it?
Nah, it sounds bad. Like a webcam, maybe? Or like a shit mic?
Yeah, yeah, you're in the bathroom, literally.
You're in like an auditorium or some shit.
Just pillage everything. Just see if we can find anything to loot in here.
Yeah. Oh, there's a bed in here if you need it.
I haven't found a single piece of loot in a chest, by the way.
Yeah, they're pretty empty in there. I agree with that.
What the hell?
You are the best. Thanks a lot.
No, hey you're quite now
You're a volatile slot
There's a lunatic
But there's actually just no fucking Lou. I found one
I found a late. There's a whole there's a hotel. There's a hotel. Yeah, there's a hotel
Power to book
Props you book could be good
They actually funny things, okay
Yeah, I was just lying, uh, egg, uh, egg?
Nice.
I'll take anything at this point.
Apple juice?
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
These tailbars are really bad.
The cars are really bad!
It's a shader.
Wait, it's completed a quest!
Wait, how do you do a quest?
Hold up.
Oh, that's a quest.
Yeah, but what?
Well, we're going to go out and we'll get rocks and stone and wood and stuff, but usually we can like loot up some of these chests, but there's literally nothing in this.
For some reason there are some villagers in here that are all bad, all bad, all bad people.
Are you stealing from the villagers?
Yes!
Did you tell-
Dude, I didn't have like any friends with a person like that.
That's-
Man, stop. Please.
Look at this bag.
Why is there so many?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, if you get just the armor,
it's gonna be the world.
Buddy! Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
This mod is not like that. We can just get a sword.
We can get like a gear, any gear.
Yeah, this isn't like regular Minecraft at all.
I think there's a brain warm in here!
I don't know how to get out
Oh
This was his dead body here
I'm sort of another cap yet. It's very very very very very little loot in here
Yeah, nothing work. We're just not even looted
Fred now we are just missing moxie for the OG days
Right, I've got a enchanted book I can enchant something
Hey, but what is the book about the
You can enchant it looks like we can enchant
Pickaxes and Hummer and bows
What's it called? Yeah, what's the book called? It's called an enchanted book power to
Not bad
The enemy's empty. This is awful like this. Yeah, it's bad trash super super bad
I wonder if all villages are gonna be though, you know, oh you think that there's no like in this new like
DLC there's no good villages
Yeah, I think so. I think it's like raw
No, it's just castle's castle's is bad
We need grapes
So do we just get out of here what oh?
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. This is terrible
It wasn't so bright. It's boarding like eardrums like I am my i drums. It's bad
We just we need a good humble beginning
we need to get some stones we need to get some sticks we need to figure the
shit out just go keep going straight at thing looks I have night vision
Oh
Look, I'm enchanted fairy. Can you just kill us and get the other response?
What's gonna have to be Greek Greeks only one that doesn't have a spawn point so I got great Greek
Yeah, I got
Try to find just like a city. Try to find a city and you're gonna see like flyings.
Kill me. Do it. Just look around tell me if you see a city if not I go next.
Um, give me a second.
Yep, next.
In the desert.
Later, bitch.
Later, bitch.
Later, bitch.
I'm in a forest in a charming forest wow wait fucking sick I'm gonna tell her now for sure
Wait, I might have placed I think this might be cool
All my so what a tower I hate those
Oh nice great, this place sucks, one sec.
Yo, can we just get a village, like a village is easy to find, I mean there's an everywhere.
I'm spam, I'm spam killing him until he finds one.
I'm about to get slime in anyway.
Kill me.
Hi.
Wait a minute.
Flying boat archer, Skeleton!
Kill me again.
Holy shit, what did you just describe oh?
No, I'm dead. I'm so dead if anybody
There's no village, but there's a pirate thing are kill me
You pretty much are looking for like a city that we were just in but
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
This serpent is one of the strongest mob that's mobbed by a dragon.
Like, even at full gear, it's your chance.
There is a blight flying skeleton on a raven claw next to me.
Beat that.
Kill me.
Do it.
I think the reflections are overcooked.
uh...
well this place looks really cool but
at the indicator
i i i i i think it
yeah you ought to do
so the game we can't wait for the break the block
okay don't play me i'm doing my best
you're literally our only hope
as we're like our spawns are already fucked, we already fucked ourselves
yeah
I'm trying my best, like
oh my god this place looks so cool
oh my god this
are you serious?
Jesse I didn't even get to fucking explore
it was so cool Jesse
that killed me again, I'm in the desert
so I can't sleep but I'm in the all sleeper
I don't know what this is. I don't think it is. It's definitely a building. This is a
shit place, Jess. Oh my god. Oh, I found a village! Oh, this place is shit.
Nice. Okay. T-Pings. Thank you.
He peed peed peed peed peed pee
oh this place is sick
it's like an ice village
brother there's a fucking ice dragon
oh my god dragon bones
oh my god
it's a like
oh my god
dad dad we're done we're done
no no we have the trance attack
just have the trance attack we're good
no no the dragons are not
like a gg
don't hit this guy by the way
no it doesn't matter we're done it's over
that's him that's him
I'm not running, I don't think I can run guys, I don't even understand this thing, it insets you
What about over there, I see a lighthouse over here, nah, nothing
I mean this is better than where I was, so I'll take this, I'll try to find a village
That is a village, isn't it?
He was frozen!
He was frozen!
He was frozen!
Holy, holy aura!
I'm not gonna lie, the aura for you just to go up and start killing it.
Did you start running up and killing it?
He just started looking at it.
So I do, right?
I had to slay a dragon.
Wait, it's dead.
Yo, can you just get back and find us in a good spawn or what?
or what I'm like this just everywhere though do you see the chest we spawn
excuse me now right fucking now why right now look at these chests is 50
chests here are they not good oh why what the fuck yeah that's why you the
last bitch wait let me do this very nearby oh my god I'm dying guys this
This is Luke. This is actually Luke.
I told you, I told you, I'm dying to...
Uh-oh.
Wait, us.
Okay, maybe we should have looked at this.
Okay.
Just spawn us at a normal goddamn village.
I don't know how hard that is.
I don't get it.
Okay, I left one.
You got to get it.
And the server closed.
Really, bitch.
The server is restarting for some reason.
I think the people finally got my ticket.
Oh, no.
I just got a message.
This was, you're too bad to join Minecraft servers.
You must play another game.
Uh-oh.
I think they got the IP.
No
No early I showed it was not one point one point nine from what point one thing is like that
That's it. You know, you don't go shit with it like that's not gonna do anything
I'm back in son. It was six digits. Oh
Yeah, like that yeah
So we should all sleep in a bed, right?
And then, break the bed and die.
Genius.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
I like that.
That was smart.
That was smart, okay.
That was smart though.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the town.
We're all gonna sleep.
And then we're gonna,
well, you don't have to do this.
Just me and the X have to do it,
No, no, we all sleep because we all play players to sleep
Okay, everybody's spawned to me in five seconds
I'm already I'm already laying in a bed with great
Yeah
Hello, mr. Count. I need you to be real with me for one moment
Actually no trolling does yes, or no that he is supposed to stay alive excuse
Now break the bed break your bed so you remove your spawn and then kill a console
I'll op you here
You have a way too much for killing you just you get it you can do slash kill and you can just kill yourself
What are these spawns though? It's awful
Where it doesn't look
What is that dragon what the wait let me spawn you to me really fast
X this I don't know if this is good or not this is like a it's like a nether
portal area and it has chess here and it goes down no where's that next dog
shit oh it's a literal trap I got put into their mind it was a trap the door
closed behind me like it is great yards oh god the eye guy not the eye guy
what's face yes I define it for the back then they didn't I withered away
Sedge
This is awful next why are we only spawning in fucking deserts? Where are the trees?
How many I'm gonna I'm gonna autumn the forest me
Yeah, there's like different biomes. I've never seen before. Oh by spondin
I'll try to find a village in here, thank you. I'll watch around.
Um, I think this could be good.
Okay, I'm keeping.
No, no, no, I think it's bad. It's like a temple village. It's not a real village.
Is there an invisible guy behind you, Keanu?
Me, me, me, me, come to me quickly. I found an epic village.
No, he's showing, he's showing.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not so.
What the?
Oh he did, he did, he did.
Okay, here.
Did you just start hitting me?
No, no, no, there's no PvP.
Oh, I got a fourth on the location
by fucking Steam saying I lost access to a swimming game.
Oh my God, this village is epic.
You're welcome guys.
It's probably just a beta or something.
Wait, any, it's good.
I told you, I told you.
I told, I saved.
Which is a bit of a bitch bitch bitch this bet's here I choose this one. There's one on my mind
Yeah, let's pillage and kill let's be the age
Look around look around
I'm not doing anything.
There's nothing in the big tower, I'll say that much.
It's locked anyway, you would have to get a big lock and yeah, I'm not doing that much.
Oh, it's downstairs bit x.
I need gathering levels so I can get the x yet out of this.
There's a basement.
That's nothing.
No, this is main, main, main.
There's nothing in here.
Oh my god, you can't make bread with the crafting table.
Careful, that hurts you.
Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, Griffin is nice. He's not gonna hurt me.
He's dying to what?
Oh my god, he's dying!
Oh my god, I'm dying!
What?!
Help me!
He got hijacked! What is going on with this game?!
He's getting... what the fuck?
He got hijacked!
Oh, oh, Anvil is good.
By the way, so far loot has been trash
Better than the last place though. Yeah, it's been trash, but better than the last place
The last place literally had empty chests. These are at least I've got to hell. I've got to at least have like dog shit
No, I think it looks like me right now
Well, I'm seeing iron like a lot of iron stuff, but it's just like useless, you know
Oh my god, I just opened up a crate and it's just like full of weapons
Copper rapier a copper throwing night
That's good. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's actually good for the beginning. Holy shit, but I need attack four
We'll get that like 10 seconds literally
Yeah, that is good. Okay, so I have two weapons
You don't meet the requirements, you need a level 8 farming.
Yeah, so what you do is you click E.
Flintstools, anyway. I'm gonna do that right now. I'm gonna do Flintstools.
And then skills on the left, it's the blue, red, and green button. You click that, and
then it's like Rinscape. So when you get XP at the bottom, like normal XP, you click
on any of these.
Oh, no, I hear the dragons.
Kind of, you know.
I've already got two XP.
Guys, I hear dragons.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Just get inside of a house.
No, no, no.
I understand.
They have this place.
No, it will burn one and the other.
One of these things, you're not like the other.
Too late to say no.
Is this a bug?
You guys, I'm dead.
Like, I think their stones are bugged.
Wait, why were, I was like duplicating stones though.
What was that about?
another light fire next to us by the way
I'm dead
this fucking dude these games are just getting so hard bro remember Wolda
Warcraft
okay okay listen to me the problem is that we're getting these shit starts
that you would never even try it and this is awful starts
get a few stones and then we'll see what's up
get this hoe ex I don't have to pick it up behind you
how'd you get the hoe?
how'd you get the hoe man?
actually I already know how
okay so how do we get xp?
First we craft some mother-sucking hatchets and then we get some wood okay first thing's first
Guys we chose a village it would what a dragon above us like this is gonna burn down in like 10 minutes
This is awful
How did Greek die to a cow like I
I tried it, listen, Azie was looking kind of delicious
and I thought behind Azie and she didn't like it
she killed me
okay
Dude, I was not gonna respond, I was gonna
Oh, sorry
I found like an enchanted castle
nowhere I'm back close that's complete the abyssal rift
okay you guys you just get a real diligent like I don't know how hard is
This is trash
You should try using slash rtp to randomly teleport to the load me I tried it I do this work
Dude
like we went from the one mode that was hard and then we swam to an even harder
but there is a real good here actually yeah I get a real one okay don't kill
me don't kill me spawn me because I have swords
are those fucking electricity pylons just just do slash TP space xqc
Let's go.
No more TP under any circumstance now, like none, zero.
X take the sword now I'm not gonna joke around with you anymore take this sword
thank you man as well thank you okay we won't be able to use that for a few
hours but thank you know
we're going to play resident in a requiem and it comes out today oh I
I found an ancient tomb fortune three
So tuck advanced might to burning Wow, these are crazy books actually
Okay, what we do is do the basics first. We need to get a
Flint yet, yep, then stories
Then hatchet
uh um uh uh uh uh little knife then
what's that
then that hatchet
Roger oh yeah so we have to get wool
I I'm very I'm very I'm very little here with them with flints
I got a flint finally holy shit that took forever
yeah I got one as well let's go
What are we doing roughly?
With the flint, you take a rock, find a stone, and smash it against it.
Okay, find your stone. Okay.
Mine works. It's what I'm going to do.
Then make some stones, and then...
How do you smash it? Just hit it?
Smash it.
Yeah, I'm smashing it. Just breaking it.
And then you...
I
Just fine fine a stick yes, you got to break the
Summit tree got it. I got it. I got it
Hi foam done. Oh
My god a tree boss to spawn when I was picking this tree. Yeah, I told you
give me a stone
that's not what he done it
watch it
ding ding ding
okay
and then
we can now make some wood
we should sleep yet
sleep it quickly
before the baddies come outside
okay
tell me when you guys are in bed, I got a bed
okay, X minus a bed now
now
yeah i got the last one
dude close the door i mean i mean
i mean i mean i i can't i'm i'm i'm just i mean sorry sorry sorry
i mean i mean did you send the cap i mean it is just you man
dude i haven't played my crafty title
I
Got it against me the guardians are against me the guys the bitch. I'll fight I am done. I'm done. I'm done
Stop
I have one for me. There's a bed in here. Alright, nice. We got a bed. Alright, find
a bed X. I just found 39 blocks of wool. X, come to me. Come to me. Two bags of tea.
No, there should be a bed here. We're not shooting anymore. I got 39. Oh, two enchanting
table so nice is there a bed in this nightmare of a place I got a bed let's go
your bed okay I'm in bed me too good night wait you are you may not rest
there are monsters nearby dude oh my fuck great just log out of the server
for a second lay down yeah I got you I got you I got you
just connect okay tell me one all right go to bed good night
good night
all right I'll wrap this up get back in so yes sir
all right I'm gonna break my bed I broke my bed why am I laughing again
I don't know if you heard me, but I have 39 blocks of wool.
Yeah, that's sick.
We'll need it for benches.
Yeah, it's like actually.
Oh, my renderer, you're right.
Okay, now when I have this, I need to make some.
Guess if we have to check the level up thing.
Yeah, there's five operations in the door, Jenna.
We need to get rid of those.
I'm down. I was just grabbing a stick.
Where's it at?
Right here.
Oh, fuck.
Just get him out of the town.
He's gonna shoot, he's about to shoot, go right.
Okay, I need to craft something.
Yeah, you're good now.
He's going to me, I'm gonna chase him out of the town.
Um, oh my god.
He's gone, I got him out.
Okay, now I do.
Chat with this.
I have string.
Now I,
I need to make a hatchet.
It is stick.
Okay, he's completely out of town.
I'll go over there.
I should go in one more mile, what?
Okay.
Okay.
I need to make a hatchet.
There's a whole other one though. I have a hatchet. Yeah take this. No, I got it. I got it. I check
Now with the hatchet we get a tree down
These shit quests are glad to do this as well. They're not quests. They're just like guides like overall. It's not it's not really it's just a
It's how to get started essentially you got to make this shit hatch it to get the wood
Wait, so do I have to do it as well?
No, no, no, that's fine
me and him already have it so
watch out watch out creeper creeper creeper creeper creeper
get back you foul beast
kill a fire kill a fire
am i explaining a fire golem
doing it doing it
and crisis of the pig
okay now then
now then
now then
we make a
Why isn't the...
...turning people working probably?
Okay, anyway.
And then...
...more stick, no, not more sticks.
More wood.
I have a what axe and a what pickaxe now.
Okay wait, it's happening bro, it's happening.
We're back.
Yeah, and then pickaxe.
Okay, good.
Holy shit, 45 months.
Excuse me.
We'll do a quest if we find something nice to doble.
Okay.
What did they say?
I think you guys bugged me.
Really?
is that actually okay now I got I got stuck just share a question party to
share with the body and we didn't make a body we make make the body just make
your body
Roger
Boom
You can't even make bread, I thought it was free, but it's a wheat for bread
Invited both of you
I'm trying to join the party
You click E, you click the yellow thing at the top, this is better questing, click
party, join the party, or else
Check, is my gravity bugged at all?
E, better questing, then what?
you're one two three I like your skirt I mean I don't want to buy that
anyway I'm cooking meat for us guys now we have shared press right hey can we
can we make a home base somewhere well this would be a lot better we need to
find a new place though. Reward from questing. Are you being at the dining board right? What
do you need to find about that? I'm looking about anything. Oh my god. Tlucky. Okay,
that's where we're going to next. This is our house. Don't get this shit creeper
or nothing or it's GGs. Okay. Hey, Jesse. It's for you, mate. Here you go. Thank
I don't know if I'm completed or how do you do that, like you mean like this in here?
X, here's something I just crafted on the floor next to the workbench.
I lawned the mower.
No, this is just for customer X.
Apparently in this one game mode it's not as good as the bell towers.
In this new um, so what's what's our prior then no idea
I'm still gonna go look though and try it. Yeah, we should I have a stone axe
I might go cut down some more
Anyway, right? I mean
I do
You got a weapon and stuff
So in this you don't want to spam click you want to like wait till the bar gets filled and
What we're doing table
I made one
I'm not going to speak any more, no, you cannot use your blade, you cannot use that.
Yeah, you can't use that, so what do you want me to do then?
I'll make you a weapon here.
Okay, I got a high base.
I got a high base.
Over the iron.
See how the iron says you need level 1?
The nymph where?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your level 1.
Nymph, yeah.
Okay, don't bring it to town just get the fuck out of here. Let's do that. I'm gonna heal up first. Yep
Yeah, it's like a freebie. It's really good actually it's like super broken. Oh
Thank you really man. Oh, okay the boss is gonna be up still downstairs. Yeah
This is a downstairs one. No, let's go. You're waiting. I'm gonna chop down some trees. Okay
I was gonna chop trees cuz I think we need blocks now it's raining it's raining okay
you greedy to follow you to follow you to follow and you need to not throw the
game with you okay we're gonna go guys you know I don't know shit just follow me
follow me we're just going we're just going we're just going this way this
way
I'm gonna block this off. No, no, no, no! Where am I going? Why would you block me in here?
You didn't want me. I mean, I mean, you used the trolling.
Alright, just pull me, just pull me, it's fine.
No, you're at your bed, just come over here. There's no more spawns, no more spawns.
Yeah, the spider spider did you not like it off the spider I look you have to tell for
Like
Dude I can stop I just thought I just thought I have to I
Specifically have to because I broke my bed on accident when I woke up. I said next sleep. I'll be good
I literally I fucked up on my last sleep
No, captain like actual
My my my gun done. Okay. I just do this plus
It was a zero. I'm not even counting
Can my stuff back yeah
That's what I have. Oh wow. You got my whole inventory in there. I love love. I'm gonna attack you
I don't know if you I broke my bed when we slept
Bro, I'm- Jesse, look, I'm stuck here, look. In the rock.
Holy shit, you guys are fucking those guys up. Get him! Swing my sword! Good job, guys!
Nice!
This is really good next to you now. We're cooking now. Yeah, this is good
There's a big way
This is amazing
Yes
Okay, okay, okay, well you can head you you can head you
The the skeleton can shoot you in the head in one try oh, oh he's heading me
Oh, that is really smart.
Holy...
Did you see all the loot there?
Oh, yeah.
And this is how you do it, guys.
This is the tip of the week.
So what you need to do is you need to put two wooden blocks here
and create a small gap and then you can kill the bump farm.
So do you have another weapon?
Sick.
now it's the top spawner that's the only ones that are so dropping the top so we
can just aggrom and then come back oh my god just wait for him wait for him
can't wait don't just don't block he can redo it
I'm done I'm over it oh shit jessie
we're good we're good can you close that off over there
Why did I get one shot? I don't get it.
Was that low? It's me?
I lost the levels, I mean, it's pointless.
Stop, stop, stop. We got this. Come back.
Just, uh...
You get it back so fast, though. I'm already level 5 attack.
Wait, if you die, you lose everything?
No.
You lose your XP.
So, what you want to do constantly is when you have XP,
like, you run down here, like, you're in a bad spot.
Guys, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys really locked me out of this.
I got you.
Here, come, come, come.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
OK, close it up.
You guys die?
Yes, we're out of time.
Yeah, I died.
I mean, you guys locked me out of this.
So I don't know.
I have to see what you're doing.
I don't have to sleep.
Wait, can we sleep so I don't have to do this anymore?
please yes yes but you see the white one if you get the white one do you see there anyway i
couldn't find it i was looking i don't have a head either
is the door is open or not
uh yeah it's open it is oh i got the way so all right we're good i got it remove up
You're good.
You're not fun to watch.
Nice.
Oh my god, the shit here.
You just took everything.
You fucking greedy goblin.
Yeah, shut up.
Shut up, you fucking fat fucker.
Whoa.
Whoa, front of the fire.
You'll fly as well.
Just a different way.
OK.
We need to, OK.
The bottom is full of mobs.
It's full of mobs, OK?
Yep.
well much like that
this bird
at the top of the head to you
yes you know when you click on skills and you you level up like a pack
what's that yellow thing at the top right
the top right is how you dump your xp in
it says four but i can't click anything
Yeah, yeah, cause you've been dumping XP in it. Yeah, yeah, you just dump you like, if you can't
Well, the one with that now?
I have enough XP
Uh, give me a sword please, X
I'm coming, I'm coming
I'm here, here
Can I, um, get some equipment?
Four for four?
I don't know how many, he took all the swords
Got one
There you are
There are slabs
I'm gonna do this
Do you have two swords on you?
Cause I need one
Yeah, yeah, we slabs
Well, we're stuck in like a one block everybody jump so we can oh my fucking god
Nice Jess
We should have slabs are they I like 30
Or a time
We're gonna be so high level, we need to do this next 5 hours.
This is not slabs, we're gonna get cut by an archer.
Yeah, I don't know.
Get ready, just get ready.
Yeah, slabs, slabs, slabs.
Yeah, priori, priori.
Alright, use your XP.
Okay.
Oh, these slabs.
what you just want you want shot holy fuck
this is no joke jess
dead ass spooty coffin come back now
I can't do a fucking thing man
Oh fuck me
Yeah we're fucked, he's poisoned me
I mean I can adjust, block it, block it now
Hold locked
Okay let me get, let me get sworn
Spider spider
Okay, I really can't I do it again
All we have is a fucking useless dog shit fucking players
cluttering the comms and the spot for no reason
Zero fucking value like I I I'm going back with some materials
I'm gonna I'm gonna make a new slimes cuz fucking dog shit
I
Say say a name say name right now
Well, there's only two players, but as a player that's clearly you and fucking Jesse obviously I'm level six attack right now a level are you?
Yeah, how am I useless then?
Bro make slabs I did bro. We all died five times
Yeah, so what is that I?
I think I don't know you've lost them anything we're a combined we're a combined I lost the
92 and we're fucking acting like this let's lock in guys
we're literally screaming and we're playing a children's video game get video game kid
like a 12 year old kid can do this so we need to lock in
tell me when you're running up by the way so I can open it
clear comms, tell us what you're running up
another, i'm hate all the shit
clear comms
that's so cool jeffy
thanks
i'm gonna use a bandaid too on my foot
Oh
Shot you shot you as reindeer head as
Don't tell a piece listen I get I get disability
How do you do that
Is it a D off? Holy shit, I remembered holy shit
That's actually Einstein he's getting slabs so we could we could progress
I know, I would have slabs, I have slabs and tools, I'm going back.
Excusy carry as usual.
The way point is right in the middle of town, you know, as soon as you get out of the house, it's right in front of you.
Excusy. I was watching.
They get rid of him and now they're going for some reason you've been lonely here.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'll kill this I got this I got this I'm better
Bro, I'm not gonna lie though that spider was like doing some crazy movement tech
Yeah, they go on the wall and they do some like some sneaky. It's really weird
Yeah, that was kind of hard
All right
Dude dude
We got this okay, it's over relax
Have you get your gizmy up you have to level it
Like you have to you just dump XP everything is getting XP for mobs or
You can get you can farm and get XP mine and get XP, but you just dump it whatever you're doing
but you want to prioritize attack, defensive, um, agility, magic, it defences good, yeah.
What the fuck the spider can go through the hot fucking walls!
Get ready to open it for me, X, I'm running out.
Okay, hold on, okay.
Atchoo.
Close it though.
Do you not have permission to use this command?
Are you fucking serious, Jesse?
Thank you.
Hey.
Hey.
I don't have a bed, though.
It's the last one, but when you go to town, you have to waste stone, bro.
What does that mean?
There's a waste stone there. You click it.
I'm going to get it all.
Um, there was on my body, so let me look around.
I'll use those.
Okay, that's my sword
I have this yeah
Okay, I need to wait standing said
Yeah, you go to the town and that you'll find it. It's like a
Take in a square. You'll show me that okay?
Yeah
No, we don't touch the spawners we need the spawners that we're here for exp
there i know i'm thinking it's not something i'm going to
uh...
the spiders
to crawl through this little gap is is the chat in the room with us
that's what it's up there now but we need to find what the xp is the only
way to do it
I'm buying that and I am both being there, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like you're in lines, it's like when he dies you just grab his shit, you do it.
Okay.
Yeah, true.
I'm like, actually though.
Okay, okay, okay.
Just let him go.
Let's go
But Jess you see this little hole up here the spider can come through here. Yeah, the little mini ones can yeah
This is the poison. Oh, okay. It's working
a
More badges though. I mean, do any world or anywhere?
I can go back to base and get it done. Can you um, you're gonna have to pickaxe this I'll run out
Actually, I'll just die. Let me die
I need uh, I need I need any Julie to
Let me fucking die
I don't pick up no not pick X. I have a calrette. Does that do anything?
Okay, I'll be back I'm like dandy
I'm going to go back to the room.
I'm going to go back.
Alright, let's see.
Where the hell is the house I picked?
The problem that I have is that now the spiders are going to be on the roof though.
Mm-hmm.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, of course I get a bear spawn on me, I mean of course I get a bear
spawn on me, I mean, I, I, I, it just had, I, I have to, the bear spawn just spawns onto
my fucking head, like, uh, where's the rule at, you know what, I, I make, don't
Don't worry about it.
Just go back there.
Hey, I got us.
I have so many bandages.
Coming back.
Oh wait, are you in the town?
I can just give it to you early.
Are we running in there?
I'm right behind you, get in.
Apparently two stairs facing each other and here.
Thank you.
Any blocks like I get in there?
No.
But I can right now.
Let me just get this.
I mean, is it open though?
I don't know.
I doubt it now.
Great could be dead, probably.
No, I'm fine here.
But it's closed, and I don't have anything to open it.
I don't have anything to open it.
Yeah, yeah, just give me.
Let me see how it makes blocks.
Oh, I know nothing about that.
I give you guys just two sets of tools, right there.
It's almost time for.
Guys, I give you guys two sets of tools, right there.
No, I have the tools.
I'm just making uh... I have blocks now.
Here.
Boom.
Here, I need to open up an open.
Oh here.
Uh, here we go.
Thank you.
Yes, I'm mining level two.
I could mine things, Trot.
Alright, we might, we should be able to farm with these bandages.
Like, that's a lot of bandages.
What's up, Greg?
What's up?
How did you get here?
I teleported.
Oh god.
Seriously.
Here I'm going to give you bandages.
The way these work is you want to
We're about to get stormed.
We need to kill the guy.
Gotcha.
I'm back in it!
I'm back in it!
I'm back in it!
I'm back in it!
Okay, okay, I don't have an, I don't have an accent, but...
I do, here.
I have an extra one.
Boom, Shackalaka?
Ooooooh!
They're fighting each other, we're good.
Ooooooh!
Let me do it, let me do it.
Got him.
ouch I was the HV we need a bit so I'm gonna do it
look at me like that Jesse
we have a combined my head's broken my head's broken I gotta fix it
reaper reaper represent it no way
uh-oh
slum reaper
this is reaper
and that's nice
hold that, hold that reaper bitch
he's whispering in my ears
are we good?
I got I got backspotted as well dude
he's in he's in he's in fuck that's not great you know that's not good at all I
I gotta heal my head
Oh, levels! Levels! Levels! Levels!
There's levels to the shit again
There's levels to the shit
Blood
Yeah, we're good
You're good
I lost a bunch of classes out there, man
Huh?
So many fucking spiders
I'm about to tweak the fuck out
we needed to get a long range weapons man
we played
i think uh...
i think rich has one
despair
he has it
uh... that i don't have a
uh... is not what you had in your hand
okay no i think this up you can have it
yeah i need that
you just took my only way excuse you
i got a steal
i ate a fucking hoe
that should help
I think we're gonna have to do, you have to do slab or something
because it will keep it an angle.
Yeah, the guy at the top is not possible to hit.
Fuck.
All right, I say we go in and we bum him.
There's a lot of them in there.
Oh!
There's a lot.
I'm headshot, I'm headshot, I'm headshot.
Oh my god.
I know I'm full healing right now.
I'm almost out of bandages already, which is nuts.
Can you give me a bandage?
Yeah, yeah, I'll take some.
Just in case, you know.
You never know.
It's not gonna happen.
We're gonna have to just send it.
I'm down to send it.
I'm down.
Great going first.
Send it.
I'm in.
I fell down to the de- oh do not go down!
Dude I trust you guys. I really did trust you guys.
You actually helped though by doing that like a lot.
Okay well can you help me maybe?
I'm just gonna be a little...
Good job, Jesse!
Good job, Jesse! I just fucking died!
Do not go down this hole.
Copper eggs.
without this one. You gotta get the waypoint, mom. I need a waypoint. Yeah, I don't have
a waypoint. Can you give me my loot? Bazaar? Bazaar where?
Why? I don't see one. Oh, shit. Nice. Can you give me a soul chest, please? I picked
it up. Oh, I do. I have the bazaar here. Dude, that's a waykid. Can you give me
Yeah, I think it's a weapon these guys.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Why did it come from there?
Where did it come from man?
It came from down.
It came from down.
Oh yeah, I got you weapon here.
Who mined the stairs?
Nobody.
No this is a new...
This is like a different stage.
Oh above above above above above above...
Oh my god Axe, look up.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god...
Oh my god I'm dead.
I'm dead.
here great quick this yeah there you go yeah now you never have to get to be
I'm going to make more bandages while I'm out here.
Give me a second, oh it's my tech, fuck.
The whole job locked off, we're good.
Are you serious Jess?
Wait, he said the diop bro.
Look he had aura when he said it so I listened.
You gotta go pee, bro, it's nice P noise. Yeah, I mean I get chipper peas. Yeah, I
get that. I used to get one of the kids not like when I'm an adult so I just go piss
but yeah I used to pick a job I already picked a job here I think I pick combat
job that enough oh I don't have anymore I can't make any more bandages we are
clean out of wool but I'm gonna look around are you are you in there Jess
where I know I'm in the town seven damage I'm gonna follow you I'm at the
way boys this is good enough okay guys get your job go to L and go to combat stance
I can't tell him level 5 but okay fine agree okay okay cool right I follow you
Jess and you just guide me so whenever you spawn you're gonna spawn like this
from this I mean slabs again this way yeah we need to hit the block so don't
you see oh that's the tower oh yeah but I have the tools I can go down you make
you crafted the tools real quick is that what you did yeah just hit wood and got
Parasites, careful.
Make sure to close this up.
You have the other brick.
I don't have a brick, man.
Wait, a plate parasite. That's all XP down there, bro.
You actually have to clutch this.
Wow how much XP did you just get 17 levels but it's not great I mean bro
That's pretty big right now.
Did you get any weapons?
Yeah, he has everything.
Drop us a weapon, each.
Oh, I got to start this.
That.
How's this?
A copper axe.
Excuse this.
What's better, wood and axe or copper axe?
Hold on.
look at the camera
good
How much more is in there?
I'm getting out
So we just get an X leveled up so he's powerful
No, I don't know
I will share it, I will share it, it's all good
No, but we're getting an 8 first
Yeah, let's get us all juiced up, so at least one guy is like to get juiced.
If we get him to eight, then he can use the iron stuff.
And it just makes things easier.
You're shagged? Seriously?
Huh.
I
Know for me. What's that weapon you're using? I think it's like crazy and bronze
Wrong bullshit
I did
It's all good as much be I didn't read the chat. I'm dumb suck
Did you use your shit though? Yeah, yeah, I was I was there easily
I'm grabbing everything to make sure shit don't de-spawn.
Gosh darn it man.
This is stressful.
This is really just spiking every part of my-
I mean it is, it is hard, it is not, it's not-
It's too much of me I think, like it's just too much of me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I just, I just got fucking, like fucking, oh my
god.
I'm going to do it from the watch out, Greg.
Yeah.
Quickly if you can.
Yeah, I'm running.
And then I'm going to meet you in the back where the dirt is.
Right here.
Boom.
Nope, it's not the right floor.
Over here, over here, no come here.
Good, thank you, I'll give you a good one.
Come on down, come on down.
Wait there's a hole here, there's a hole in our fortress here, Jess.
Yeah, see to the right, to the left of you.
You can get in through there.
Alright.
I got a heal for us, I'll unload you to be over there.
And here's your shit. I'm dropping your shit.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Here's this. This. Water.
Uh, good enough.
Speed. Stuff. Speed.
Um...
There's loads of loot in there, mate.
It's a passage block here.
Yeah, yo yo yo, you have to pick axing in, possible.
Yep, I got you.
Pick axing bottom.
Pick axing one above.
That might be cold.
Holy cold.
How'd you grab all the loot fast?
I'm a loot-
Loot us, hold spam shift.
Spam shift?
Yeah.
You should use Greek's axe that he's holding right now. You can use it now.
Dude, that's my only weapon.
You can't even use it though.
Yeah, I can.
Guys, down there is a absolute fuckfest.
Anybody's got blocks at all?
Uh, yeah, I have two bricks.
Actually I can make a bunch of cobble. I have 15 cobble here, I'm dropping.
Thank you, I really did.
You still want my axe?
Oh yeah, drop it at him because he could actually use that really well.
Okay, okay, take the axe on the floor.
Here we are.
Oh he's not using it.
Hold on.
He will, he will.
The battle axe is now amusing assorted.
It's about to break though, right?
I don't know, I'll sit at about half.
Oh okay.
Man, get scammed, sorry.
Three, can you run in there and bait everything?
Yeah, I got you.
Like we did last time, it was like really good.
Do you not need to require this to use a spy at all? You're right.
I got him! I got him!
I'm gonna keep on watching the hand wall all the time.
Take the bag, I'm gonna use it.
Wait, the cave spiders make shit so easy.
Oh, a bunch of wool. Need that. Need this.
What is that?
Oh!
World War!
I thought World War!
World War?
World War going on down here?
Yep, yep.
Um...
Uh, we can make slabs right now.
We can make cobblestone slabs if we...
Maybe I can...
Can you throw a lance at all?
Can you throw a lance?
I don't think so.
That's like, like a fencing...
If we...
If we bait the Skellas to shoot, they will friendly fire at me.
How you do bait them?
I don't know, I don't hit anything.
Okay, I'll run in and don't hit anything.
Okay, let me drop my sword just in case.
Okay, I've got this.
All right, just go in and try to run
into different skeletons like back and forth.
Go, go, go.
Come down, come down, come down.
Hold on, we lost, we lost, it's over.
I mean, I got put into it, I mean, I'm good.
Dude, literally 20 zombies just popped up.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Bro, bro.
I don't think you get understood it.
There's a hole in the room with a chute.
I didn't. I got pushed down there.
What, what, what are we done?
Bleh.
I don't have tools, so I hope we can get in.
We can't. We need tools.
We can manually break these.
I'm game, I'm game, I'm game, I'm game, I'm game.
Oh, fuck. I got this. Just got this.
The back is fucking cocked up.
I'm with you.
Oh my god he just hacked my machine.
How did we even go down there?
Would you guys block the top?
We go this way?
Um, yeah, we did.
Who blocked the top?
Why are you looking at me?
Well you can actually break these easily with your hand.
We can gravel them oh
Oh my god, that's kind of smart said that is the smartest thing you've said that's actually a tip of the week since 1992
holy
That's a tip of the week. Wait. Let's do my video. Please
You're genius
How do we get... we need gravel though?
He's gonna do it.
Cause he's gonna be able to just send this hole down.
Oh shit! Wait, did we get XP?
I need more.
More gravel?
Hmm.
See if I can find any of here.
I think there was gravel out the...
Ah, I can't get out.
No blocks.
I thought it was working.
It's literally working.
I don't know if we're getting XP though.
He is, I just sort of get like...
X!
Whoa!
XQT!
No, my juicer!
No!
Um...
Something happened, it made me fall down though.
I don't have an...
We weren't next to you.
No, I'm not letting you understand.
I don't have an...
Wait, all my shit I put in here.
No, I didn't hop in, like the gravel fell down.
I died.
Oh, I'm going to just make a, I'm going to make a little set.
Oh, I feel like I can use iron now, though.
Are you 8?
Yeah.
I'm fucking 7.
No this is gay, we're actually farming this ain't bad.
It's not terrible, I would you all like it with the spiders on us?
Yeah.
How do you get XP from the player for killing them with the suffocation?
But what's the point once we get good ex feed then what then we get I would wear good items, and then we do
Tough shit
Holy gravel gravel QC a back out of the game who's I'm thinks
No, that's
It's my birthday feels birthday man best content ever. Thank you mr. Cowan
Bob just said no. I got some of the stuff back by the way
Nice
Oh Lord
Wait I have to hit the 70 times
What y'all are doing that wait if I I
Do a diamond backpack any crunches over
Well, I'm still in the game you just left the game
All right while you guys are doing that I'm just gonna
I'm gonna re-up on wall, make bandages, hit blocks and stuff.
I'm getting claustrophobic sitting in there the whole time I can.
So you guys do that.
Holy, you're doing crazy shit right now.
Sorry, Parasite.
Oh, this thing's like...
attack
I can use the iron now
nice
wait a second I'm going to get my blankie
chat what was the benefit I found what was that though
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
No, I'm in the process of, uh, you're gonna have to give me like five minutes and I'm gonna come back with a full set of stuff, okay?
Okay.
Get out!
Okay.
Why?
Okay.
back with you vermin scum
yeah
what happened what did you do
get out get out you need to get out you need to get out of there
Help me, Axe!
I'm helping!
My head's hurt.
Help!
Helping.
All of these, he was like a fire demon as well.
I'm five defense now.
Damn.
We just got a lot of wall here.
Five, five!
If we made a sheep farm, we would never have to wear a bubble ever.
We would never have to wear bubble ever
We did it we did it we fuck it we just wait we just went so hard
Oh my god, I can't believe you died there.
Backpack on him.
Oh my god, I had it on him.
Yes, where are you?
I'm at home.
Uh, I'm just getting wall, making bandages for the boys forever.
You're so cool.
Okay, uh, where are you?
I'm in like the secret big building.
I'm really vibing. I'm just doing the atmosphere. Yeah, it's actually like peaceful. It's better
than just standing behind them while I was doing it.
Lock it Jess. Do you have a bandage for a fella?
What bandages?
This village is so ugly after that strip.
Yeah I mean it's the only wall I could find I had to.
We should make a cheap farm.
That would be good.
Good idea.
Alrighty, man.
I'm stressing the fuck out in here, man.
Uh, I'm gonna be down there soon with more bandages than you can hold.
But it's nighttime.
you can't use drafts I gotta go over there and get candies
why is there a pair of spikes everywhere all the time?
oh shit! that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
what do we do? what do we do? I don't know he made me really slow
he's high right now go into building, go into building
that guy's low
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll help us.
He's dead.
Nice.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, how?
Wait, how?
From above? I lost a level of levels, but it's literally just a disaster.
Big sad back again for the meantime.
How do we use your XP?
I use most of it, but I got a little bit at the very end.
What happened? Can we pick it up?
You want to give like a third back or some shit?
Let me give this to you, that's why you're out here. I can give you lots of bandages.
Okay, coming back to the spawn point.
Here, take this.
No, just go me, just go me, just go me.
No, I'm blurry. I'm trying to find water at the same time.
I found it.
I'm dying of a lost rafter. Yeah, fuck me
Yeah, it's a ginormous lion bear great how unlucky you may lion bear
Mike, where'd it just all my shit go?
I got a few levels buggy, I guess.
I'm making a pickaxe, I'm coming back over there.
I don't know what my pickaxe is.
You need a pickaxe too?
I'm going to be mad, I'm going to be mad.
We should have the bosses upstairs then, right?
Alright, I'm coming.
I'm with you Jeff.
Bominos everybody let's go
Watch out Jess is things to pick you up
Would you hear that
I died
you need to go to bed
i'm down i made it but no bandages
i wanna go home i wanna go home i wanna go home
okay
it's good because it's kinda impossible for me to get in there
i made it smile
i didn't i drowned i guess huh
chuck me
chuck me a weapon please
i have no blocks
i cannot use the level that i need
uh... one more like a little bit more sweet
but you just blocked it
what do you want? what do you want?
just blocked me in
uh...
alright, take this
I think this is a good. I don't know man
It's stack of bandages up. No, I'm on it
I got bandits for you bro
I don't feel too good you better die
Yeah, I made this I made this almond
chicken. Okay, I'm going to the bottom again.
Yep, just leave me down here. Just put a
cobblestone. Greek has the thing for
you. Yes, yes, big X. Okay, great. This
I'm gonna get a small file.
Make which one?
That one in the left, right there.
Thank you.
We need a door.
Let's make a door.
We'll just open and close it and come down here without doing all this shit.
What's this, Jess?
These Goofy are...
Goofy are home.
X, do you see you almost got patsy from saying R?
Yeah, I don't know why it's so weird.
Yeah, they didn't like it, I'm saying.
If you're here, man.
It's kind of the way you say it, man.
You kind of say it weird.
Bro, bro, bro, but it's ironic.
There's the whole point of it, though.
There's the whole point.
There's the whole flare of it.
You're getting cancelled for saying,
uh, like, you can't claim words.
Like, what is this?
You can't claim anything in this world.
It's free for all.
Yeah, of course.
People trying to claim words,
claim culture,
things claim this can I have a claim my nuts in your mouth about that I'll do
that like seriously keep right this is how I was restarted this like maybe
didn't you just got born like 20 years ago break this right now break this check
this score and break this cool okay I fall me too
it's looking like cooking though okay guys we did yeah I'm not gonna like this
I might do a super cheese, okay super cheese. I love that
I guess these they mentioned cheese when I'm on a diet
Am I wrong for that like here comes
I'm gonna make the golem kill himself somehow careful bird to get right chasing you
I need to find my dead body
Where did I die?
Oh that's not good, that is not good.
I see it.
Have we killed this golem yet by the way and got the loot or no?
No, not with me. I'll show you what's up.
Yeah, I need blocks. Yeah, I guess we need some blocks
Did you get sanded?
Yeah, I just actually just spent time doing that and I just died and then I just getting
Yeah, my all my lutes camped by a fucking venture rapper the channel time
All the way the game
Just right sorry for that. Sorry. We're too lucky to play as fucking game mode is insane
Dude, I was looking at it, do you know how hard this fucking game is?
My fucking tools are twirled in, right?
I mean, kids can't play this. Let's just be real.
Yeah, this is a real men's game. This is for adult only.
There's no kids to play this. There's no chance.
There's boobies involved as well.
Kids would try playing this. This is fucked up.
I've been crying and I'm an adult.
Getting aggro the last other yep. He's on me. I got it
Dragon's nest I lost about 32 badges fuck myself
The what's it called the Olympic med list that girl that ice skating girl
Yeah, she's watching the stream right now because if she is
I'd like to say I'll take you out if you want and we can go for a nice walk.
Alright, alright, alright, we'll be right back now.
That was a little weird Greek, but let me give it a shot.
I just want to say I love you and I think you're a great human being and if you are
watching this, seriously just message me on Twitter and I'm not lonely at all.
also I have a good family yeah check what he said ice skating girl you're so
beautiful you the way you flow on the ice is just like an angel I really like
the way that you twirl that was actually so freaking set counter strike
sometime
fortnight perchance
My god, bro, all right, I'm gonna aggro this thing to actually just miles away. I just need to I
Saved the play through I got him far. That's the new title for the YouTube video Jesse saves the play for
I got my stuff back, thank god.
I mean there's no way there's just no way
So there any blocks anybody like anybody was useful doing this this thing. Oh, really
Really X any useful guys than anybody
Seriously, I gave you like 32 bandages for
Well, I'm gonna go back the amount of a shit I had to do to get that
Be thankful building ladders
Oh, I can do over and over again if I have ladders, right?
I just died.
Let's see.
Oh, there we go.
Nice.
Alright, I'm going to literally cut down like 50 trees.
I'll be back.
it's very little though
why can't it make sticks like the crapping then you bug you do you got to
put flanks on the ground and then hold shift and right click with an axe like
you do in real life.
Really too?
That's not gonna happen.
Nope, I'm going by hand.
I'm gonna get inside of there.
Yep.
Every time it's night, we should never play it and just sleep and just skip it every time.
Yep, that's one.
Is that nothing?
No, no, no, I think I had 60.
of what I'm looking at. Jesse is back. Greek. Weird.
Mindful.
Counted. Shits. 2026.
Every body.
Um, no, I gave X, like 32 of them should have them.
Let's go.
OK, where are you?
It's probably on his body.
We get him back to the.
tower he's climbing up the tower to go to the golem that's the main boss and
he's gonna try to use it up this tower here yeah yeah yeah he's just you see
him building on the side of it yeah so what do we do we watch him we go oh
Maybe
My god
He already died
hahahaha
here
x
what am i supposed to do?
i said i said i said i go
he's burning our whole town
he's burning the whole town
you can't tell me about it
i'm not shitting you the whole town's on fire
But who is it? Who is hitting that dog?
You uh...
Why is he still shooting the town when there's no one?
But the rain, the rain puts it out, no?
No.
Nice mod.
Nice mod, so rain doesn't...
Yeah, you got a chopped planks with your axe, but the rain doesn't stop the fire. Really?
I don't know, I got the de- I'm with the messenger.
Wait, who's flying this?
Alright, I'll go cut another 6 trees, I'll rip.
Nooo, it's good, he glo- he glo- look, look around here.
Oh, okay, nice.
Did it work?
You need band-aids or no?
No, I'm good.
wait does he not blow up his own town anymore chat? did he fix that?
holy shit like our whole town is gone
they would say that
like a big park it's just missing now
but you know how long it took me to build that?
oh a backpack I didn't even tell ya
I'm going to get a headshot, I got a headshot.
You should make a halberd.
Since we have the shit to do it anyways.
I had it.
I just need to make him break the way he shoots himself under his foot.
Jeff, Jeff, you know when you...
we did before that ball then if you don't use it we are not equipped we won't be able to
put the next two days to beat him anyway I mean I mean how I'll go how I'll build up I'll build up
let me go with you though I'm gonna jump with you at the same time build a stair except the
side of town just build stairs up there so we can just go up there okay I mean so much
what oh my god why don't we just make a ladder it's the same stats it's the same
I don't want to think about it that hard. I actually believe you.
Just build a block like you did on school stairs.
It's night time again.
Monkers.
Monkers! It's night time!
What the fuck are you out of here bro?
like this is a thing of fucking nightmare I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking
snap like on G how the hell do I get out of the leaves the leaves are like
sucking us
it's terrible there we go
nice gas
oh my head my head my head my head
I'm dead
ah man
I'm just going to punch it.
Oh my God, the loot!
That's all the loot!
It works!
It works!
Really?
Is it a massive loot or is it L?
It's L, but I mean, I can make him, um...
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
I'm leaving on my loot over here I can't I just can't
I need a bit for real
I need a bit for real
I need a bit for real
Hey Jess, where are you?
Right here
Okay, let's go
You have a pearl?
Pearl out, pearl out
No, no, no
Pearl out
I said let me kill the boss
secure loot possibly in an ender pro back up
I guess I don't know what to do about that, no I know what I'll do, let me just go to
the side of the tower and I'll just check it all out
the issue is it's night time but it doesn't matter
yeah there's some archers down there
the hell am I going? I think I'm safe, I should be good. I got that bad bar right when I said
I think I'm safe. Probably when I said that I got picked up.
Oh, yes!
Oh, bag!
Where the fuck are we going?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, that's not the spiny thing.
Alright, let's see.
I need bone arrow!
I
Curved wood and then a flat string. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got a ring. Wait
When any bubbles
wait
Okay, the boss on the last floor if that could definitely arrow this once I go
Wait, then do you have eight attack?
Yeah, you do right bro, you should take the throwing axe that thing actually fucks
Yeah, all eight of the axes that I'm trying to find you
It's true. There's so much more damage than I could I could no no it's not my business about agony aggro from
Too late too late to apologize
It's too late. It's too late. I'm killing it. I don't care.
Go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed.
Double head, you go to bed.
This is a bit more. This is a bit more.
Yeah, this way.
Well, we're playing literally the hardest mod in the world.
No other human can do this.
Go on this way, and then it's over here, and then over here.
Dude, what are you doing?
I just did a circle.
It's this one. It's this house
I went with you park or a curtain table just to go home like this is insane
Yeah, why am I in the middle of you?
Well, who bombed the town? Oh, I don't know
Maybe oh my god
I'm dead it
He grabbed me you're good
Where's my bow and arrow? Where's that?
Where'd my fucking bow and arrow?
Bro like
why must the birds attack me okay okay we need to find a goal because I'm a
mother-in-law the job was next goal
get our loot bag oh my god oh no that's literally always the
I'm gonna go look the fucking desk I'll give you any more fuck it
get our loot bag
oh my god what a loot
I mean we could just go straight out dude fuck yes thank you
I know we haven't tried mining like mining might just be the play
Just mind them like a massive mine make a mine shaft and start shuffling each other and just start going crazy
Make little minecrafts
This is good minecraft after all not slay that
Follow the pilot what?
I
Know Jesse's already out of mind, huh?
What's the city? I know dude you have to just go you have to go pee your bladder
It's starting to concern you need bladder stones
He's like a 12 year old kid like do you want to go to toilet before we go?
I can do this.
You know what they ask about that school?
Oh my god.
Has that suit and with amulet.
Oh my god.
Get back now.
I need to get the boss as well though.
No.
We need to kill some loot, blood.
No, we ain't got no loot bring that shit home.
Bring that shit now we're gonna get cancelled.
We're not allowed to say blood or ironing.
We must speak proper English, you're a fool.
Nah, I'm alive.
I was in the bus.
Yeah, 1% bro.
1% check the DMA.
Oh, apples.
Oh!
I'm gonna go fishing.
Oh, wait, what the hell?
Hey, actually, I just go fishing. That might be crazy experience.
Do you see that thing over there?
Where's that?
Is that who I think it is?
Yeah, I think it is.
Kyla?
Kyla 1?
That kinda looks like my ex-wife!
Lovely.
Boomba jokes.
Holy shit yeah, don't connect to that thing.
Tyler, come play Minecraft of this, Tyler.
I'm grouping your base.
It's so good.
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Wait, wait, wait.
There's still more. There's still more. There's still more.
XCC got doomed by a Skeletor. Wait, friendly fire. I don't think Skeletons can kill Skeletons.
Wait, is that gonna hit the last level? Last level inside? Good one.
Guys, yes, can I get some help? I already have to use the blue debunk now. I already have to use the blue debunk before, I mean.
So yes, sir. I'll do anything. I hate archers and it's got it widely a double head shot that I get double head shot
I don't understand
Hey Jess what happens about water food is that easy to get hold go to a water hold shift with nothing in your hand and
Spam right-click and then you're gonna get worms in your ass, but you'll be
What about food?
There's just go to the chest is apples potatoes carrots
Yeah, that's sort of nuts in your hand. It's like super long
Welcome to the jungle from the stick man on the left of my screen
If you had that in your hand though and you fell forward, your nose would still hit first.
Oh that's funny.
Thanks.
Good one.
True.
Attacks you then jump high to the road, does that mean it's busted as shit?
Holy shit!
I know, attacks are actually kind of crazy.
Holy fuck!
Okay now straight over I'm not going to lie guys.
That's what I am for.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who took the Bazaar?
The Bazaar one?
Uh, I don't know. Turn around now.
Oh, there it is.
Oh my god, a Bazaar.
Wait, I ate the rotten flesh and I'm tripping.
I'm flaring, we're trying, okay X, look at me and Jesse, you got the best loot in the
game.
I know he hasn't been doing that in a long time.
Oh, wow!
I made... I did nothing.
Bro, I was handing you full staff, so you fucking did not ask me.
Yeah, sure, you did good. Great, great.
Here's your reward.
Yes!
More, more, master. More, please, master.
What did they give you? What did they give you?
Like one XP.
Can you give us more, master? That's cool.
You're like his slaves here, Jess.
Like dude thinks he's a boy, he has fun.
Has Matt's suits.
I'm used to it.
The end of that.
I was figuring this kind of thing.
Sky factory 2023, he had to be there.
True.
A war remote, the war remote.
What do we do now?
War.
Flashbacks.
222 it was
I wouldn't want to wish that push on my worst enemy
take your scon-struck 2023
you had to be there
I'm gonna get backpacks
What can I make one more leather time well one of you guys will be lucky enough to get
this.
Oh, Jesse.
Come on.
Jesse.
Here we come, Jesse.
Jesse.
Jesse.
Jesse.
Chests, legs.
Uh.
That's it.
I'm one more attack from level 8.
Well, how about my brother?
Look at his kick.
This guy is completely kidding, are we?
Yes, we're hopeless.
I've got a fucking bandage.
This guy's like, double jumping up in the air and shit.
He's like, flying like, super bad.
What do you mean, we're fucking potato?
He has a backpack on his backpack.
I can't even put this on my bag.
There's a crouch while left-clicking it.
I really need to fold the pylons, but I think we need to fold them backwards though.
Like this thing?
The radio?
Oh, where?
There's a turkey!
There's a turkey out here.
Let's shoot the turkey.
Oh, there's a turkey out here, boys.
There's a turkey out here, boys.
Yeah, there's a big axlet.
Me?
What was that?
Let him turkey out of your bolus
The turkey out of your bolus
Yeah, he's got big accent
Me?
What was that?
Aye aye captain
Sir, yes sir
Please give me more exp
Please
Go fight, go fight
This is slither of exp
Come on
Chewbacca
Ow, you're almost dead
You give me a lesson
Bro, we have no armor
It's weapon for you
back pack
She crowds like he took the backpack and so
Yeah, what he would
No, sorry, okay make it rare
really I don't even have to put it on what the fuck you died to Vex
wait no one anything I just I just died is it boom then really so it carries
already wait wait I'm crafting I get one tap but no noise anything
Oh my god, do not fall down the hole
Did you fall down the hole with all of the trinkets and everything, it's all gone
So, yeah, so, so what we're going to do is put slash god mode on, go grab the loot, bring
it back up, Jesse, back to the screen
Why is there a vex in here? I don't get it there.
We need to get to sleep anyways. Let's go have a sleep together.
You're gonna kill me right now bro.
Wait, dude.
Wait, is it like a seriously?
It's a blight vex!
I mean, you're joking surely, right?
Bro, that's like post-lay game shit. It's insane.
Bro, we ain't got no loot. We broke as hell.
Let's go home, let's sleep together, and let's call it a night, and then we'll get
in the morning, once it's bright and early, we'll go down there and fight our demons.
Right, let's go to bed.
I'm down to sleep.
Yep, I'm down to sleep too.
Good night.
Good night.
I'm in the middle of the game.
Stuck in the middle with you.
So I'm dead. Yep. Yeah. Turn around.
Chad, is there a yeah, maybe I can like cheese it right here.
No, it goes to the wall, right?
What? Oh, oh.
The fuck is that fight it I don't let me lock it real quick
I'm actually I'm owning him though like check enough both that
Drop the slime ball
Cool
Check is it both of all or not? I mean my backpacks in there. Oh my god
I'm going to bed, goodnight.
Cartoon asleep.
Yes!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't!
I can actually boat it?
Oh
Hey Jess, yeah, he's gonna bring back the fight. He's not my never upgrade
You're in there
No, I'm not. I'll get to the other one, though.
I mean... I mean... you gotta get a notebook.
What the fuck is this shit, man?
That's the cell phone.
I haven't done it in like 20 hours.
20 hours, please.
I think I'm gonna do the picture a lot of this. I don't even know.
I think we I think we're doing good we ended off with pretty much nothing in the
whole towns fucked up I mean we leveled up
yeah I'm just tired we progressed now eight hours yeah I've been up for
somebody five and yeah all right you guys ready to the intro and get this
episode started. Oh sure. Yeah, started off great. Start it. What's up guys, welcome
to another Minecraft episode with me, XQC and Jesse. Today we're going to do some
cool stuff and killing mobs and getting loot. Who's ready for a great episode? I'm ready
forgive me so I'm ready to progress me too I have a feeling that we're gonna get
really far and we're gonna be really good let's freaking get it make sure to
smash that like button for a long time this video is called Jesse saves the
day yeah I do the um dumb ass TTS they had no DS for four minutes just had
I cannot I cannot I cannot
Anyway
All right, what do you get is that that anything?
It's one of the worst in ever seen in life, but I
G
What are you doing? I
Don't feel too good
Feel good. Oh
Oh, it's a Greek god, X!
Thank you.
We need to level up on this so badly.
This mod is like Quailudes.
Right.
What's that for?
Is this server going to be up there or is it going to just go down after this?
Nah, I'm refunding.
No, seriously, because I can just level like...
I can keep it on.
Did it cost money to keep it up?
Yeah, it's like 5 bucks a pack.
Have you been buying Minecraft and thought to yourself,
I wish this game took several thousand hours to complete?
No, it was an hour.
No, it was a hour.
This monpack features over 3,000 quests
that are in its course board page.
No, I didn't count all of them.
Alongside thousands of recipe tweaks
and a complete list of information systems
spanning many ages of technology.
Run on the stone age to interdimensional travel the mob packs own website estimates that it will take over
8,000 hours to choose a player that knows what they're doing
Oh, wait Jess, if you say that first night is to go for it's like PvP golf the first section of the past
Like test me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Uh, this is what you have to complete
It's chat, do you know the name of it?
It's really good by the way, it looks really good
It's like a golf game?
It's a golf game with PB, it's like, you know, like a Mario Kart.
Yeah, honestly it's good for playing it, I must say it is.
Wait, you played it?
Yeah, we played it today.
Oh, okay.
Really, so you didn't want to just call me or anything, get invited?
I actually wrote you right when we started playing it, that's why I told you to wake up.
It's...
It's...
Yeah, I'm gonna do it in a bit longer, I think.
All right, bad, Brett.
Four game or nine, I don't think I'll play one game or two.
Greg, do you play a game at all or not?
I have dabbled in dabbled deadlock, and I'm just...
You like it?
It's difficult. I'm not going to lie. It's a difficult game.
Yeah, it's difficult, you know.
Yeah, I'd rather watch paint dry.
No, it's not that bad.
It's just difficult to understand, it's difficult to play, and it's obviously difficult to watch, but...
I
Have the problem the game is that like
It's gonna suffer to being too advanced and to elaborate
For newer players
Exactly, I played it and I didn't understand what the fuck was going on this guy over bell kept killing me
My my actual opinion of it is I haven't picked a character that I like playing at all
like all of them just there's not a character that I like at all you can't
play one character either but but that that's that's the brand though I think
that's what they want though like all the characters that look nice are like
like you know you know it's like contradictory you know me like that
look like shit that they're like fun to play they're good to play you know
it's like all kind of random what are you what are the ones that you play
cuz I like the only ones I would play is furnace seven and the bow got
It's Alan yet. It's the most difficult lenders like a seven and the person not great lenders and I've been
I play I play
Abrams Billy
Drifter I
Play
A's
Venator
Share your screen you up
Let's see. What's up? Yeah, I think that the bullshit my computer's gonna crash
The thing is with Deadlock, you can't pick a character. It makes you choose between fours, so you can't even learn one character.
You can prioritize them now or some shit.
Yeah, I mean...
You can see in the Riot one.
That's good because it made me pick between fours every game. It was a different character and I had to relearn it.
I've played it a couple days ago.
Again, I just...
Yeah, but it's a bit like Dota. You just get a...
If you're good at getting money in the game, you just get a lot of money, right?
And you do like a good build and you don't even have to be that good at the character like he's just fucking
buy items in me I
Like the auto build thing that was kind of like just setting a build doing the auto build
I'm just running next to the
The shop the auto build I I suck at I suck at Dota, and I don't like really wanna I
Just never like I my first MOBA was league
and like why I mean
Yeah, I mean turn away this part of the game, right
Yeah
They also fuck the Mexican system like like the math behind a memoir or whatever is like really poorly made it like it's unfortunate
But like basically there's all these fancy ranks, whatever
right like all the shit and busy you're like you can't play the game unless
you're like in the last rank I am currently at the end of this one so
I'm a circle but it's it's like bugged it's like it takes a million hours to
fuck it's like it but there's like six wins in a row to get like a one
I didn't get it. It's like stupid.
So Oracle is like masters and that's grandmasters and challenger. I mean not really
It's not really they but it it's like
The one before last is like gold
Not in flight really. It's not bad. It's not bad. Well, I
But I think the game suffers from people playing too high, people playing like five games and
being rated at the top, it's just really, really bad.
Oh, that's bad.
If that's serious, that's bad.
It's really, really bad.
That's how Marvel Rival was when it first came out, or everyone was just Crayon Master
or whatever, everybody in the game.
That was like the average.
Yeah.
I don't remember I think I mean yeah it's not about it it's true since I don't
rule that bill I think in games during like fucking phantom and whatever and
they can't and they cannot win a game try to show your screen if you lag turn
it off
See, you do have like a 20,000, let me see.
Yeah.
My friend was actually teaching me that game.
What about him?
Darker and darker.
But he's actually like a top ranked one.
the guy so he's like teaching you how to do all the boss fights in the long sword
yeah yeah the riposting shit that's actually really cool
that's one of the coolest mechanics in a video game I've ever used is the riposting from Rock and Dark
yeah that already goes hard but I mean I think I can take a bad turn
I think I'm just lucky about myself
Drew it is so funny
Drew this I I need to get a quick the game. I'll never cover that
That's kind of when the game started going downhill. There was bears and shit. Yeah, and the rats
You know what you do now you can become like a goblin and play as I can have you see now. Oh
Yeah
You make it pretend that you're an FDC and then kill someone
I'm telling you, I'm like 4v4 last rank, it's like actual buttocks.
Not even paying attention to you hitting them right there.
And he's gonna see this moment because it gets like this
But yeah, they're gonna go put that like a mechanic loader
I feel like game gaming developers are really lazy
I will say the devs in this game are kind of cool.
Yeah, I'm an ice blogger, ice blogging shit.
They go on Discord, it's like a guy named Yoshi and they actually listen to feedback and shit, which is cool, but I'm sure that'll go away.
Probably because I'm around right now.
But the game is that it's so it's it's a bit like unclear right and
What it caused that a lot of players need something is OP when it's complete dog shit
So like that how do you then the feedback there right when like something can be like let's say if they shit it
40% winner agent across all tiers of ranks right I keep looking at you
But in pro play 80%
I mean, it's a worse it in the game
How do the devs usually
I feel like it's probably most people if he's responding to this for them shit
I
I
Play my what are you gonna play my phone when it comes out
It actually doesn't
People do this thing now or they just shut on games
Like a weird Twitter thing
Yeah
You know I'm joining the game. I'm from I got I got a character right
Detroit yes
I go I'm gonna do I want to both recall and fucking get a cut sometime. I want to optimize my my movements
You don't need to explain yourself greatness doesn't need any towers and do anything there
Suck it one day
Greatness doesn't need explaining don't do that again
Well, I mean, yeah, it does, but I still died there as I'm in, like, I mean, you're just not in the same as I'm saying.
Like, would you agree Twitter pretty much killed Higard, probably?
I think Higard killed Higard. If it was good, people would play it.
Yeah.
I think somebody needs an opinion tonight.
I feel like if you need it, if you need a Twitter opinion to base your own opinion on, you'll cook it anyways.
Anyways, yeah, Twitter was why they only pay basis. Yes, they like perk a fight it like on the first day like a medium
That's like legitimately pretty much happen. It's not like a cancel
Am I a bother why I don't know zone me also is that monkey real with the thing is that AI?
That is so cute. You see the monkey with the stuffed animal. That's not cute. It gets bullied by the other monkeys
And it needs to hold a fake monkey in order to still come from yeah, I know what I'm saying when it's sitting there
It's cute. It's literally me and body. There's a monkey also. I think I think it's done the way like early kills
Don't give you shit
Like you need to be 0-5 it doesn't it doesn't matter early game and I'm bad because this
pressure is so stupid
I miss suicide on your kill.
I don't think that's what monkeys do though, they like bully each other to like lock them
in a bit.
Alright look at that mean though.
Like mean creatures.
Yeah.
Well it's a bit like, it's a bit like if I'm mean to me like in a game or something
I'm like, feel bad at a game like it's mean to say but like it's just like feel
like it's good.
mean mean though it will grow stronger yeah I think they're just trying to talk to the
other people here it's like calling someone for someone's time
I mean that makes more sense
What the hell boy appeared to power
Oh my god, that was close, that was a nice try, nice try.
Um, it's less ult's there, we win, but I mean, this guy is just not using his ability.
Well, tell him in game, just tell him, say in mic chat that he's just not doing good.
Yeah, I'm the one I'm in the most done in tower like if I can mean the extra
That's just randomly doesn't like
Yeah, it's like it's like it's like 30 rounds of just talking the same shit
I was 0 and 3, I hit this one kill and looked at it.
Now I'm even or ahead.
Like is that so stupid?
It's like the legion phase doesn't matter at all.
Yeah exactly, look Rage is 5.9k, I'm 6.4k, like I'm generally ahead, I'm the 3 kill
player.
But I don't know if you have a stack to do.
That is when you end the most fun.
That or like a really good duo partner.
Like if you and your boy are like playing face it and doing.
That way you can just blame the team all the time.
But you're still having a good time type shit.
I love that.
Even you have to play face it.
You can't play just normal enemies.
Yeah, no, no.
If you're not playing face-a, you're kind of a loser.
You think you're a loser or a cheater?
I'm gonna agree to something.
Well, I mean, that's what you get when you put in grid to stop.
This guy's talking with like a 1% mouse microphone.
I mean I got the boons let me give you a shit I don't care I got the boons
because I yeah but look at that swing though that swung so bad I like it in
this river
you think it's where they named the character graves I mean just name it
your own shit
Let's be honest though, I feel like graves from League doesn't really give you a grave skill to them
This is just more of a grave than gravestones from the
Yeah, they go into like, yo, I've got my, I like really big, I can't do it anymore.
Yo.
Wait, how was that, I was on last, flashing A, real good, it's okay, they dead.
Yeah, anyone want a QO?
I got you.
I got you.
Right now.
Does anybody have an AK that I can have?
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
There's another one.
You're really good at that, Jesse.
Getting there done that, y'all.
Yeah, I could do that.
You, what's going on?
You hit him with a you.
You, what's going on?
I'm just chilling, relaxing in the box.
I'm literally just chilling.
I'm hitting the box right now, y'all.
You wanna queue up after or what, let's get up.
Yo, me, you, Ipad.
I'm actually gonna take my time with the kill then,
so just try to turn him into a stack,
but I mean there's no way to do anything.
Yo, what's going on, DavidGurl?
I got a screen protector tonight.
You can see at eight.
We watching the anime or what?
Ha ha ha.
Holy.
Holy shat.
Yeah, I'd check that. That's not, this is a piece of shit.
Yo, we fucked last night.
We'll make the chug.
That was a chug, not a chug.
Yeah, you can't see it so much.
I'm not gonna sleep cuz I golf in four and a half hours
Nah, I don't actually I don't ever actually get tired
That's two stacks of them so what happens if you play with it one time or better than she
asked for a net for scripture.
You buy it then?
No I just like, I just share a screen but go to one or like the websites that you
watch it for free but use a YouTube.
I'll watch it, I'll watch it, I'll watch it.
intro kind of thing and then like swap over to the other tab try to do a flawless
thing definitely going up oh yeah baby we'll meet up in four years time it's a
red flag when she signs into a Netflix and it's like another dude's name yeah
baby that's just my ex-boyfriend and he's cool like that we're just friends
now
got pay attention to the netflix names
rapitagos crazy
by my favorite items
somebody here somebody here
ooh it's a follow down
okay
All right! Okay, that was pretty nasty. That looked nice.
Yeah, he got really fucked on her.
That looked nice.
So, 1G.
Nice!
I mean, it's like a 1G, but I mean, I don't know, it looked kinda good.
Yeah, Drifter is over there, he does kinda cool shit.
Isn't it annoying? Like, you can't even compliment your friends nowadays when I'm being called a glazer.
Yeah, that's awful.
Yeah, that's awful. Like, you can't-
And you gotta support the homies, you have to support them
Yeah, it's like dude, you're just great, like, okay, so you just can't be nice
Like, you can't acknowledge absolute greatness, you see it?
Greatness right before your fucking very eyes
It's like this Einstein and his friends like, you're really smart, it's like, dude, you're such a fucking glazer
Fucking glazer, fuck you
Shit
Just hop on her at that point, bruh
I thought someone was doing the right thing or the wrong thing.
He only invented discovered gravity and he's fucking blazing bitch, like, anybody can do
that.
Discover gravity, Sam.
Discover it!
We didn't have it until he found it.
He's sick lately.
He's sick lately.
He's sick lately.
Seriously, the life is like...
We didn't have it until he found it.
He's just amazing.
Ah, he fell on his head.
It's alright, it's not a big deal.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Nah, I should take a window-creak.
We're gonna take this spirit though.
Oh, shit.
over here tell me please to just float in the air thank you I watch it kick
stream like this
this look like you can honestly use a young lad who's getting a blowjob under
the table like what the fuck is streaming because before streaming was
just hanging out with the boys in the distance and like having a
We're not gonna
What's the guy?
I like the very
Oh, okay, well, I'm watching
Oh, not bad, though, not bad
Well, I know what the guy with the pool table in the background
Yes, yes
Yeah, yeah, I saw that, yeah
He's putting his fingers in the
That guy was just trying to get me up there
I don't know what the hell
What happened to the stream?
The pool stream was just killing him with the boys
With some big games
I don't know why I'm called a relief farm on my Twitter and shit, it's like the most
the same thing or say the worst shit like you see that one guy is like a boxer but he
just keeps like stealing L's and shit like he does a backflip lands on his head it's like
it's all just it's like a clip far thing it's very deep but I didn't know I'm not
gonna just judge other people's content you do you know I know so it's gonna be these
days like just got a landscape change no it's just about the contents were like
the like the meta direction that's just how things are right now so I'm getting
I'm not your natural son though, like would you be proud if he was getting his dick sucked on stream I got a steak
I'd be like good job getting your dick sucked by a woman that just don't do it on stream
Loki fishbump again. Yeah, Loki fishbump good job, but just not on stream
yeah we know this it's newton with the gravity man we know it I think you
missed the point on that skit oh I didn't get the skit is it was it not
Einstein well I mean Einstein just give us some other shit but not gravity I think
we already knew gravity. Relativity and E equals empty square and real real
real energy cannot be destroyed nor created okay they did all that shit but
Does it actually matter?
We're still gonna live, die, eat, breathe, like nothing happens in the map.
Congrats, there's gravity in it.
Well, we went to space.
Oh, really? But what has happened to my life?
A lot of things that I've known.
I'm not rich in rocks.
I'm not rich in rocks.
You think anything's changed because of that?
Yeah.
Five heads, five heads.
Maybe actually.
Maybe they make gaining that I figured out maybe like weather shit or something and then I fucking cannot
All this it's like a little bit. I'm not I doesn't know the place shit, but it was definitely like you
Greatness doesn't explain itself
Also missing fucking two of those done it. Dude. I don't faker dies. He just starts complaining
He truly doesn't, but I don't think it's good, I think it's bad man.
I mean, talking about this doesn't really do much for me, it's just bad.
I'm just getting inhibited instead.
Faker's making the enemy position a ham blade as teammates and not be like playing the master.
Like guys, are you gonna do anything here?
That is kind of true.
He is just the go.
Yo, real shit.
but isn't he about like looking at fortnite as well
yeah i want to be as well
what else did he go down to thank you
you know exactly what i'm talking about
date start
i mean these
like he's a gamer of course gamers rip it here in there like
what happened to this world
like back in the cool of ge4 days lobby
that's a different day though
that's a different kind of day
It was un-back in my day
It was unhinged
It was unhinged
Like every bomb was unhinged
And he bought one in his bag
Fuck me
Cause it was almost like a contest in the lobby
Like who could see it or shit
It was a contest you could
Exactly
And like if you weren't rippin' it
You were gonna lose an argument
So you just have to whip it
For my final move
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah
Nah, I feel you on it
Thank God my console police recordings
Were not, like, publicized
I had some crazy xbox 360 parties for I had a crazy emotes to you know the
emblems oh yeah I had like a penis one I had a dog for Miami Dolphin had some
interesting like yeah make it ones and symbols and also it says yes it was just
bad yeah oh my god okay listen to this you know forza on the xbox and
What do you play back?
Not that game, it was the one I was playing.
Okay, so basically on the PlayStation you could do races and make money and buy cars, it was so fun.
And you could get skins for your car and you had to buy them from other artists from the marketplace.
And you could resell skins. Who remembers that?
Even the only one playing.
Yeah.
No, it was so fun. There was a race that you had to do for an hour and you'd win like 100k from it.
I like the four as a layup thing that's cool the only things I did on Xbox was I did
a call of duty minecraft call of duty minecraft halo i would just go back and
forth with the boys we just which halo did you play did you play the one that
had arenas with dealers halo three halo well halo two halo three
halo reach yeah reach was so goaded for me though
like that was like my favorite game okay unpopular opinion but i bought it
halo odyssey the campaign odyssey
odyssey what do you do the good game but just the everything else is gonna
Yeah, I like it
It was just kind of hard to do on a
On a PC. I just been so much better
Hey, look fell off like crazy started
Okay, now listen to this years of war was the good
Yeah years of war was like the console version of the
Like the people that will put it back in like, mechanically.
Have you ever played guns before in 3?
Yeah, I've heard of it though.
Oh, wow.
I think I have played it actually.
I forgot though.
It just had like, crazy, crazy tech.
Like, you would like do wall jumps and...
Like, anyone that played that shit and was good at it, like became good at all other games, essentially.
Also, um, Army of 2.
What the fuck is this shit five freaks? I
Don't get it. What is this fucking game? I'm over a minute. I'm over it
Just take the shit off the fucking game already. Jesus Christ, you know, you know like the double pump shotgun in fortnight
Right like that guns created that like people got the idea from guns. Yeah
I'm telling you that I was like my main three games and then my solo my single
player games was Viva La Casa or what's the pinata game like Viva La Pinata
Yeah, yeah, we had like a farm and then I played
Banjo-Kazooie nuts and bolts
Holy
Yeah, you're kind of a coached gamer must I say
I mean original Xbox my favorite game was
Well, hey look to obviously, but the game completes
It was like a cat that would stop time coming
Blinks blinks holy
Yeah, my first
Like when everybody was like
Yeah, my first game ever was Diddy Kong Racing and Super Mario 3 4 and I deleted my brother's stage without knowing what I was doing
Oh, that's really sad. Yeah, I cried and everything's terrible
and then um
I uh, then I played tribes 2
My my brother and my dad were in like a guild they played together my brother was rank 1 and NA for tribes 2
But tribes 2 is insane. Like if you watch montages of tribes 2, it's disgusting. Yeah
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, I think it's crazy.
It's where all the bigger projectile emers come from.
Yeah, the middle air prediction.
You know what game I never played, but everybody thought it was amazing.
I never played it, right? Fable.
Oh, Fable's amazing, yeah.
I've never played it. All of them.
Fable 1 and Fable 3 is special.
Yes, bro, yes.
I've never played it.
And then all the warcraft warcraft 3 frozen throne. Oh, yeah, that that's my shit
Just so good and then all the starcraft campaigns
I think multi-player multi-player games
I feel like if i'm not beating somebody I feel worthless in life. I need to like be better than somebody to feel something
so like so like I can't play solo player games because I don't have that
feeling fallout ever yeah see that's your issue you haven't played fallout
you gotta go play fallout new Vegas mods and your whole life will change
essentially definitely do that these shirts I'm a little better I can blow
without offense player here classic all on pull math for kids the original
blitz with block serves and classic I used to play wow they're back when it
was a cataclysm my whole family play wow my sister both my sisters me my
my brother and my dad
Did you wanna know what the fuck that thing about my great gaming career is?
I would always get the rarest arrows
on release dates, like arrow 525264252
That's the only arrow that I get on release dates
Yeah, it's like the days when like the super shit GPUs and stuff just can't handle shit all of a sudden
I mean
Yeah, that was me with the league. I used to get a bug splat like three times a game sometimes I couldn't even get
Oh, that's so fucking annoying. And I would just do it over and over and over again
But right, I've actually physically cried because of legal edgy
by younger like 20
I
H1Z1 made me cry
Yeah, I had a GTX 460
I don't know man, my shit would get taken or I'd lose to a cheater and I'd love to fucking like, wanna cry or cry actually
Okay, well I don't know, yeah I guess I'm using gear
Yeah, League of Legends has made me cry, I've been like, why are people so toxic, why are people so mean, like they're so dumb
I also was sad of a warcraft, there used to be a thing where you would try to do your arena
so you would get a random 2v2 person and you'd get in Skype with this person and suck and
then you'd just block you in Skype immediately.
This instant block, yes.
I am going to sell a backstabber for
stuff bigger
You know what's a classic the fake positive people in league where they've lost like 20
I think it's better
I just play with them the game
It's like we could do this guys. You're like losing like yeah be a new whisperer
We got this come on we got this guys come on and then at the end they start flaming. Yeah
Dog shit dog shit
And they're building against me I'm gonna need fucking I need spell breaker and
on our business
Sniper you're building against you classic
No, they're not saying but these is our fucking
I mean, I'm the only chance that my team has, so I mean, it makes sense.
Another big chunk of my life is faction servers in Minecraft.
Oh, that sounds good.
Yeah, that was a big chunk.
Did that get to Minecraft, so it was...
I was, Bride. Stay up for like 24 hours straight.
Go to the first hour I go to sleep in case the Trader...
Or you play Minecraft was weird bro because people betrayed you.
You would be in a faction and like you'd log in and you'd have signs in your base and
they're like law get owned and you just played with them for like 24 hours straight.
Like you would literally like, yo I'll see you tomorrow bro, it was literally an amazing
day and you kind of did when you wake up and your old base is gone.
It's like huh?
Like what is this?
It's absolutely insane.
Those people are actually psychobaps, they happen to be here.
Once in an hour, I got a lot of gear from a guild and we were doing rage.
My left was one of the guilds after I got in the guild, and I didn't know that, it's down to me.
You were probably like a ninja looter, X was a ninja looter.
They hated me for that.
Right, dude, we gave you all this gear, we let you in the guild and you just joined a better guild now you're all in the guild.
Just take up all the eye of the game, just remove the eye, just take it out of the game.
Like getting getting iframes for eight seconds is just so not it's just trash
Like the guy cannot die for eight seconds like that that's so I didn't miss my job, sir
He's it again. He's the iframes you can't kill him
I want you to be honest with me
Did you ever join like the World of Warcraft Guild and take the whole like
Trick them into becoming an officer and then taking everything into the servers
um no not I I was one do that to like a big-ass gillie and I mean and these
are like that forms and shit that they get in and that like app is a request
that looks like fucking actual real life fucking like Stevie Ewing you know
yeah I did do it and I did it on my dad's account yeah I mean yeah I mean
I could understand it all the time but my scam was was legal it was within
trade window so it's like really yeah I used to have a scam to the scroll that
looked like the auction house scroll I would caught it COD it oh yeah thought
they were getting gold but they're actually cutting it to make it that's
like that's possible it'd be like holy shit I got 5,000 gold they click it
and I like wait where's 5,000 gold go
I'm over this, yeah, I'm still working on it, alright, just wait until I see the stats,
That's just where those are things in.
This is the busted character, right?
Um...
They're playing a bunch of busted shit.
My team has only...
It really depends. I mean, I don't think he's busted anymore.
I think I think she's like fine and then he will make it big and make it big out of it. She's not. She was annoying.
Yeah, she's very elusive and shit.
Like she has like a lot of gravity and she can just like do movement that's like very very annoying. Like skybox spamming shit.
This guy's got a brain disease. I mean it's kind of hard to make a call.
I'm sure I could have lost him.
I saw that one.
That's this really?
I need the kills to get my passive up.
That's okay.
I mean yeah, this team is completely gone.
I mean, and I don't like to complain about teaming this game because you can do a lot,
as a six man game like when you when you get like no reliable team into site
gg
let them know
hey is there?
I mean, yes, metal skin and show that they're all built against me.
I mean, why would you build against my teammates?
I mean, this is doing a thing.
I mean, my name is the instructor fucking ignored the five fucking chat GPT and ease
and you win the game.
If this wasn't about John, I think there'd be anybody playing it.
Oh, definitely.
But I mean, if the game takes a lot of resources to run the way they're running every now,
I had a moose, a burrito bowl, and then for dinner I had a chipolade burrito bowl.
Under me under me you ordered it yeah
The most I can I actually
Did it I exam today just keep on got that after
Why I'm 66
I'm literally only getting glasses for golf, I've waited all this time for golf, I just don't care.
Do you have the whole golf attire yet?
Yeah I do, yeah I got the holos.
I bought like off brand super cheap polo.
So when we get an X the goods are golf course.
I'm gonna go higher outside.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
That would be sick. He needs to get a membership at a club.
Yo!
I hate pausing. I like losing more than I like pausing.
Like, I would rather lose a game without pausing
than winning with the bullshit fucking pauses.
Holy fucking shit.
What was this? It's just troll.
Hey guys, would you go get to toilet in your second like people for the game, man?
Well, I had an avocado with toast and an egg also
Stop turning the fucking headshot
We have to rejuvenate, just push up.
Do you ever open your fridge and it's just full of gray loot?
Yeah, I do.
Why does me?
another place my kids and go to walker yet oh my god I guess just take birth
this is gonna be done to the fucking pot I am a little my shit
fucking god what's going on with these guys man
what the fuck is wrong
thanks for what they're all dead
I
watch have a bad winter gonna out out out don't let me try don't get there one
is a way out for these guys you know in his game it should always back 15
seconds before you should actually go back because you are so branded it they
will stagger out and fucking throw the game every time always go back way
Before you have to holy shit
We cannot just end the game no actually no shopping whether the whole thing is built against me like I brought I
Have to get a fucking six. Okay. This is the push is walking Walker
just tell him no
answer fucks that I don't think I can afford it right now
how many green walker?
walker
so nice and juggler
i got everyone starts talking at the very end of the game
what am i doing my two man
I am I am so excited
I lost all
Yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna do my twos
Oh my god
I got into it because of my stepdad and my stepdad loves golf and I was like, fuck it,
I'll go with you one time and then I just got addicted.
The rest was history.
It was over.
Oh my god, man.
You didn't even get the waves in.
I like these magazines where they have the girls playing golf and they're like
topless.
Oh my god!
Alright.
Holy shit.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Same.
No, I'm not gonna- I'm below average.
Hello.
It doesn't matter, it's so fun.
I don't know what I wanted to write him.
I don't know what I wanted to write him.
This is always a hard part too. I don't know what to sell here when I'm playing.
You know what? You know what? Watch this.
That's actually a great buy.
He's middle soon as well.
How many fucking middle soon is there ever?
Damn.
I
Look at the guy is there's no skins no
I'm still a game like a watcher in the player though.
Yeah, it's pretty much what that's all I do.
even not even a sliver like the second place is fucking 20
have to get off them
actually crazy that you guys won they were in your base
sitting your shit
yeah I was gonna I was in the heat a little bit
I actually need to be lower my sense and get better my
shoes I suck at playing that the abilities just were
too long like this shit
like this
it's just so just weird like timing on it
You have to hit someone to teleport yeah, like I did like this and yeah, you have time to hit it and
But we have to do though also was that you have to see like where they're at whatever right and then do like this
The next sense. Yeah, I'm gonna see people parry. You know cuz look at look at the way that does this
Oh, you have to charge area just wait am I brain dead?
So I'm running
Chack on my brain dead
Wait, why have I been doing this shit that the way I spin it, but I don't have to do it
I'm not makes it look cooler though. No, but I know yeah
I always like end up like fucking like way in out of them. Maybe he's because they moved their mouse around or something
Oh, you're welcome. Oh, we were turning a lot in the game. That's why
That's it
Let me post one thing is out if it's a good amount of the game by the way, it's all just really better
I've done a watch that and then I got a sleep for two hours. I'm gonna take
Militon and Gamber. Hooray. Oh, no, that's it. Don't say that. Post monthly is out.
Clean bonus. I can't even take this two hours. It's not gonna work.
Yikes.
G.N.
I try A. I'm gaffing it.
Stick out.
That works.
No, I'll just call it.
I've been away since 536N.
Yeah, 537.
6A.
Alright.
Well thanks for hanging out guys. Thanks for playing games today.
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I'm just super die jet all
I'll be doing my thing is just
you know I will be getting all
the game of the month
let's see until
Later bye
And
Thanks, yeah, thanks. You're just hanging up this quarter you do, but it's whatever
If you're scared to have you with us Even if just for the day
You'd enjoy it, you're the same
If you're not scared to have you with us
Seems like that's the name of our little friendship
If you're scared to have you with us
you
you